# Season 1
# E1 - First Jujitsu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKV875/first-jujitsu)
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***SIGN*** Yurikamone
**[01:56] MINA**
Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the
indigo plant, it's bluer than indigo.
**[02:02] MINA**
Level 2: Passengers on cargo-passenger ships
are treated like cargo and pay a low fare.
**[02:14] MINA**
Level 3: The frog hippity-hops three
hops, six hops, nine hops, and ten hops.
**[02:19] GUARD**
Hey, you. Visitors must stop by reception.
**[02:21] MINA**
Sorry.
**[02:22] MINA**
I'm running late because I was
working on enunciation exercises.
**[02:26] GUARD**
Hey, stop. Stop.
**[02:26] MINA**
Level 4: In Kyoto's Sanjusangen-do,
they say there are...
**[02:30] MINA**
Now which way is the studio?
**[02:33] MINA**
This way, maybe?
**[02:35] MINA**
In Kyoto's Sanjusangen-do, they
say there are 33,333 buddhas.
**[02:41] MINA**
I feel like I'm getting farther
and farther away from the studio.
**[02:58] ESCARTIN**
*Damn it. That should be my seat.*
**[03:04] STAFF**
I'm sorry, but she still hasn't shown up.
**[03:07] DAISUKE**
Late on her first day,
huh? She's got some guts.
**[03:11] SUIREN**
Leave the rest to us.
**[03:12] KATO**
What? She's still not here?
**[03:15] KATO**
What are we going to do?
**[03:18] KATO**
This is why I was against
hiring a high school girl.
**[03:22] STAFF**
We're going live in ten seconds.
**[03:25] STAFF**
Eight, seven, six, five,
**[03:29] STAFF**
four, three...
**[03:57] MINA**
For the peace and happiness
of all six billion earthlings,
**[04:00] MINA**
high school announcer Tsukuda
Mina is here to do her best.
***SIGN*** Tsukuda
Mina
***SIGN*** #01 First Jujitsu
**[04:10] SUIREN**
* Athletes, thank you for another*
* fine performance today.*
**[04:14] SUIREN**
*We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.*
**[04:19] SUIREN**
* Today's SpoLuna was presented by Kiryu*
* Daisuke, Koshu Suiren, and Tsukuda Mina.*
**[04:25] SUIREN**
*See you tomorrow.*
**[04:27] FEMALE VOICE**
*Why?*
**[04:28] MALE VOICE**
*On Earth...*
**[04:30] MINA**
I'm sorry.
**[04:31] KATO**
You think sorry's gonna cut it?
**[04:33] MINA**
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
**[04:36] KATO**
Come on, Onoue P.
**[04:37] KATO**
Fire this high school girl this instant.
**[04:42] DAISUKE**
I thought her performance was pretty good.
**[04:45] ESCARTIN**
Forgive the poor girl already, Onopyon.
**[04:50] ONOUE**
I'll make my decision once
I've seen tomorrow's numbers.
**[04:53] KATO**
Don't think you're off the hook.
**[04:56] MINA**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
**[05:00] DAISUKE**
Well, just don't practice too much.
**[05:05] MINA**
Kiryu-san.
**[05:07] SUIREN**
You can't help making mistakes.
**[05:08] SUIREN**
But no announcer should run until she's
short of breath just before going live.
**[05:23] MINA**
I'm off.
**[05:30] MINA**
Suiren-san hates me now.
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Shopping Center
**[05:40] MAN 1**
So, anyway...
**[05:41] MAN 1**
Hey, Mina-chan. We saw you last night.
**[05:42] MAN 1**
What an incredible debut!
**[05:45] MAN 2**
I've never seen such an
entertaining episode of SpoLuna.
**[05:48] WOMAN 1**
What will you be wearing tonight?
**[05:50] WOMAN 1**
Good luck.
**[05:51] MINA**
Thank you.
**[06:00] MINA**
Wait!
**[06:03] MINA**
I'm running late, but I mustn't run.
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Academy
**[06:22] JUNICHIRO**
Hey, Kanji.
**[06:26] JUNICHIRO**
Did you watch yesterday's SpoLuna?
**[06:29] KANJI**
No.
**[06:30] JUNICHIRO**
What? You could say we
witnessed a glorious debut.
**[06:33] JUNICHIRO**
I've made up my mind.
**[06:35] JUNICHIRO**
I'm starting a fan site for Tsukuda.
**[06:37] KANJI**
Don't you run a fan site for Mina, too?
**[06:40] JUNICHIRO**
As of this moment, I live for Tsukuda.
**[06:44] KANJI**
I don't care.
**[06:46] JUNICHIRO**
It was so good. You really didn't watch it?
**[06:53] TOMO**
I know it's tough being a high school
student and announcer at the same time.
**[06:58] TOMO**
I doubt anyone would complain if you quit.
**[07:02] MINA**
Oh, I'm fine. I can keep going.
**[07:06] TOMO**
You're always so optimistic.
**[07:11] MINA**
Why is that?
**[07:14] (Flashback) WOMAN**
You worked hard until the end.
**[07:18] MINA**
For some reason...
**[07:22] MINA**
For some reason, I feel
like I can keep trying.
**[07:33] TOMO**
If you're capable of trying so hard,
then why not try hard fix your picky eating?
**[07:36] MINA**
Not carrots.
**[07:38] MINA**
I've decided not to try hard
when it comes to carrots.
**[07:41] TOMO**
What does that mean?
**[07:43] FEMALE ANNOUNCER**
* Our next story: accomplished major leaguer*
* Nikaido returns to the world of Japanese baseball.*
***SIGN*** Nikaido Returns to Japan Today
**[07:51] NIKAIDO**
Yay. I'll be coming back tonight.
**[07:55] MINA**
To capture a tiger, capture a bird.
Capture the tiger with the bird as bait.
**[08:00] MINA**
The struggle to harvest the yam doesn't
compare to the struggle of making thick yam soup.
**[08:17] STAFF**
Hey, Tsukuda-chan. You're
getting great numbers.
**[08:20] MINA**
What?
**[08:21] STAFF**
Could you handle today's live interview
with Nikaido at Aoyama Stadium?
**[08:27] MINA**
Okay...
**[08:29] DAISUKE**
Our ratings jumped when you made
your memorable debut yesterday.
**[08:34] MINA**
Oh?
**[08:35] DAISUKE**
In this industry, numbers are everything.
**[08:39] MINA**
I see.
**[08:41] DAISUKE**
Want some?
**[08:43] MINA**
Oh, no, thank you. I couldn't.
**[08:47] SUIREN**
You chose her out of numerous
candidates, so you must have a plan.
**[08:54] ONOUE**
Are you curious?
**[08:55] SUIREN**
It's the staff and crew
that suffer because of her.
**[09:00] ONOUE**
She's a lot like you used to be.
**[09:06] SUIREN**
Yeah, right.
**[09:22] BABY**
I finally found you.
**[09:33] FAN**
Another beer, miss.
**[09:36] BEER GIRL**
Coming!
**[09:41] MINA**
What? But...
**[09:46] STAFF**
Okay, you're good to go.
**[09:48] KATO**
Onoue P's all the about
the ratings, but I'm not.
**[09:52] KATO**
The next time you screw up, you're fired.
**[09:56] STAFF**
I know what Kato-san said, but good luck.
**[10:01] MINA**
I'm starting to feel nervous.
**[10:03] DAISUKE**
*Can you hear me, Tsukuda?*
**[10:05] MINA**
Yes.
**[10:06] DAISUKE**
Take it easy.
**[10:07] DAISUKE**
Just do what you did yesterday.
**[10:10] MINA**
Okay, Kiryu-san. Thank you.
**[10:15] MINA**
All right.
**[10:16] ESCARTIN**
Tsukudani-san.
**[10:18] MINA**
Uh, Mutsumune Es... Es...
**[10:21] ESCARTIN**
It's Escartin.
**[10:23] MINA**
Sorry.
**[10:24] ESCARTIN**
By the way, have you already
introduced yourself to Nikaido?
**[10:29] MINA**
Huh?
**[10:30] ESCARTIN**
I thought so.
**[10:33] ESCARTIN**
Nikaido is an eccentric
man we call "the Alien."
**[10:37] ESCARTIN**
He might sulk if you
don't introduce yourself.
**[10:39] MINA**
What? Really?
**[10:41] MINA**
Uh, um...
**[10:43] ESCARTIN**
The dressing room is this way.
**[10:46] MINA**
Thank you.
**[10:48] ESCARTIN**
I have high hopes for your first interview.
**[10:52] MINA**
Thank you.
**[10:55] ESCARTIN**
Yeah, hoping you fail.
***SIGN*** Dressing Room
**[11:02] MINA**
Mutsumune-san has high hopes for me.
**[11:04] MINA**
I need to succeed today.
**[11:08] MINA**
Oh, no. I'm not supposed to run.
**[11:12] MINA**
Uh, um... the dressing room...
**[11:18] MINA**
Huh?
**[11:19] Mina**
Where am I?
**[11:23] MINA**
I'm lost!
**[11:32] NIKAIDO**
Don't worry.
**[11:34] NIKAIDO**
Starting today, I'll become
a hero in your place.
**[11:38] NIKAIDO**
On this planet with its weak gravity,
I can hit plenty of home runs.
**[11:39] MINA**
Oh, good. That's Nikaido's voice.
**[11:46] MINA**
Excuse me.
**[11:59] MINA**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Rabbits
Dressing Room
**[12:05] MINA**
Wait, what was that?
**[12:13] NIKAIDO**
You saw, didn't you?
**[12:16] NIKAIDO**
I'll get you.
**[12:24] MINA**
I'm done for...
**[12:46] OTSUKI**
Take this.
**[12:52] NIKAIDO**
Who are you?
**[12:54] OTSUKI**
Your kind never learn their lesson, do they?
**[12:57] OTSUKI**
Rapanite, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
**[13:02] OTSUKI**
Otsuki Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest.
**[13:05] MINA**
Mina?
**[13:08] OTSUKI**
If you don't want to die, you
should Jujitsu while you can.
**[13:11] MINA**
What? Jujitsu?
**[13:18] OHTSUKI**
Stop right there, you slimy bastard!
**[13:21] MINA**
Huh? What?
**[13:24] MINA**
What's going on?
**[13:29] KATO**
Damn it. Where did Tsukuda go?
**[13:31] STAFF**
Kato-san.
**[13:32] KATO**
What?
**[13:34] STAFF**
I've got Mucchi on standby.
**[13:37] KATO**
Okay, we're switching to Mutsumune.
**[13:39] ESCARTIN**
Yes, sir. I'll do my best.
**[13:44] ESCARTIN**
*Looks like my plan worked.*
**[13:48] ESCARTIN**
Now let's go.
**[13:51] KATO**
Is the building shaking?
**[13:52] ESCARTIN**
What is that?
**[13:54] KATO**
It's shaking.
**[13:57] ESCARTIN**
Huh? What?
**[14:07] ESCARTIN**
What was that about?
**[14:13] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* We all have high hopes for*
* Nikaido who's gotten even*
**[14:16] Male Announcer**
*bigger after his stint in the major league.*
**[14:19] FEMALE ANNOUNCER**
#1, center field, Nikaido.
**[14:21] FEMALE ANNOUNCER**
He's wearing number...
**[14:34] FAN**
That's too big.
**[14:38] NIKAIDO**
Nikaido!
**[14:48] FEMALE ANNOUNCER**
* It's Otsuki Mina. Otsuki Mina*
* has appeared on the field.*
**[14:52] ONOUE**
Cameras, switch to her.
**[14:55] DAISUKE**
Breaking news.
**[14:57] DAISUKE**
Otsuki Mina has appeared again tonight.
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Shopping Center
**[15:00] DAISUKE**
*We're broadcasting live from Aoyama Stadium.*
**[15:03] WOMAN**
Otsuki Mina is always so beautiful.
**[15:06] OTSUKI**
Here I come.
**[15:11] OTSUKI**
Take this.
**[15:41] OTSUKI**
Nailed it.
**[15:47] OTSUKI**
What?
**[16:00] MINA**
Calm down.
**[16:01] MINA**
I'm an announcer. What should
I do in situations like this?
**[16:05] MINA**
Guidelines for announcers.
Number 1: Announcers are...
**[16:09] BABY**
This is no time to be looking at that.
**[16:10] MINA**
Who's there?
**[16:14] BABY**
Tsukuda Mina, you are also
a Getsumento Heiki Mina.
**[16:18] BABY**
As a member of the Rabbit Force,
**[16:21] Baby**
it is your duty to protect
Earth from alien interference.
**[16:25] BABY**
Earth's sports entertainment is
unparalleled throughout space.
**[16:30] BABY**
Countless numbers of wicked aliens
**[16:32] BABY**
seek to meddle with it out of
curiosity or for personal gain.
**[16:36] BABY**
They're a passionate fan of Nikaido's
who attempted to replace him.
**[16:42] BABY**
You must protect Earth's
sports entertainment by...
**[16:46] MINA**
What?
**[16:49] BABY**
In any case, you're a Mina, too.
**[16:50] BABY**
You must Jujitsu right away.
**[16:52] MINA**
But this is my first interview.
**[16:55] MINA**
I need to succeed and gain everyone's trust,
**[16:57] MINA**
and I need to introduce
myself to Nikaido-san.
**[16:58] BABY**
You've completely lost your mind. Fine, then.
**[17:07] BABY**
Rabbit suit on.
**[17:12] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The carrot she was fed contains*
* an abundance of β-carotene.*
**[17:16] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,*
**[17:20] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* the active oxygen in her body is*
* removed, and her cells are regenerated*
**[17:24] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu*
* transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[17:40] MINA**
I hate carrots.
**[17:42] MINA**
Huh? Why am I dressed like this?
**[17:45] BABY**
Launch carrot weapon.
**[17:49] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* Mina's weapon is launched*
* from the Rabbit Force base*
**[17:53] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[17:57] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's*
* super acceleration allows the*
**[18:01] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* weapon to reach Earth in an*
* average time of 14.7 seconds.*
**[19:05] MINA**
Carrot weapon?
**[19:09] MINA**
Oh, those things?
**[19:11] BABY**
Yes.
**[19:21] BABY**
Now fight.
**[19:22] BABY**
The method is written in your genes.
**[19:28] BABY**
What's the matter?
**[19:29] MINA**
I'm not sure I get it,
**[19:32] MINA**
but I feel like trying my best.
**[19:37] BABY**
Oh, really?
**[19:38] MINA**
Here we go.
**[19:49] NIKAIDO**
Crack!
**[19:55] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* Former major leaguer Nikaido's*
* power is incredible.*
**[19:59] FAN 1**
He's too powerful.
**[20:01] FAN 2**
Look at Otsuki Mina.
**[20:04] OTSUKI**
Now you've done it.
**[20:15] FEMALE ANNOUNCER**
They've swapped pitchers. It's, uh...
**[20:19] BABY**
Tsukishiro Mina.
**[20:21] MINA**
For the peace and happiness
of all six billion earthlings,
**[20:26] MINA**
Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro
Mina is here to do her best.
**[20:42] OTSUKI**
Stop hogging the spotlight, newbie.
**[20:45] MINA**
Sorry.
**[20:46] OTSUKI**
I'll let you have it today.
**[20:49] OTSUKI**
Now let's kick his ass.
**[20:51] MINA**
Okay.
**[21:09] OTSUKI**
Now, newbie!
**[21:11] MINA**
Okay.
**[21:13] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* By merging with the wielder's body, Mina*
* weapons achieve their maximum power.*
**[21:20] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*They are the ultimate weapon.*
**[21:27] MINA**
Carrot Hammer!
**[21:50] MINA**
I'm not sure I get it, but I did it.
**[21:53] OTSUKI**
It's not over yet.
**[22:03] MINA**
The Rapanite has been arrested.
**[22:11] MINA**
*This is Tsukuda Mina.*
**[22:13] MINA**
* Today I'm interviewing the*
* Alien of baseball, Nikaido.*
**[22:17] ESCARTIN**
*Why? I should be there interviewing him.*
**[22:23] KATO**
It's a good thing Tsukishiro Mina showed up.
**[22:27] KATO**
Where were you during the interview?
**[22:29] MINA**
Uh, um...
**[22:32] MINA**
Sorry.
**[22:34] STAFF**
What's the big deal?
**[22:35] STAFF**
SpoLuna got an exclusive
scoop on today's incident.
**[22:38] STAFF**
I'm looking forward to tomorrow's ratings.
**[22:40] KATO**
I guess so.
**[22:41] KATO**
For now, cheers!
**[22:44] ALL**
Cheers!
**[22:48] STAFF**
Keep the food coming, ma'am.
**[22:51] CHEF**
Yes, sir.
**[22:53] MINA**
Today, I probably shouldn't try to think
about happened then or after that.
**[23:03] MINA**
Carrot juice!
**[24:28] MINA**
*What? You want me to host a mini-segment?*
**[24:30] STAFF**
* I'd like you to write a piece on*
* 50 years of pro wrestling history.*
**[24:33] STAFF**
*It airs tomorrow. Is that too much to ask?*
**[24:35] MINA**
*No, I'll do it. Please let me do it.*
**[24:37] ESCARTIN**
*Tsukudani's got her own segment?*
**[24:39] ESCARTIN**
*That brat will pay for this.*
**[24:41] ESCARTIN**
*I'll show her how harsh life can be.*
**[24:44] MINA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "I Love Pro Wrestling."*
**[24:48] MINA**
* Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro*
* Mina will arrest the Lottanites.*
**[24:51] SUIREN**
*No good. Those aren't your own words.*
**[24:54] MINA**
*Aw...*
# E2 - I Love Pro Wrestling
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVEDK8/i-love-pro-wrestling)
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***SIGN*** #02 I Love Pro Wrestling
**[02:23] SUIREN**
Last night, a pro wrestling match
was interrupted by a Lottanite.
**[02:28] SUIREN**
However, Otsuki Mina apprehended the
Lottanite, and the match resumed.
**[02:33] DAISUKE**
This is the second time this month that
aliens have interrupted our nation's sports events.
**[02:39] MINA**
What are we to do about
these alien sports fans?
**[02:42] MINA**
It's thanks to the Rabbit Force that we
can watch sports with peace of mind.
**[02:46] SUIREN**
Athletes, thank you for another
fine performance today.
**[02:50] SUIREN**
We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.
**[02:57] STAFF**
Okay, good.
**[03:02] DAISUKE**
You did pretty well today.
**[03:05] MINA**
Thank you.
**[03:06] DAISUKE**
Should we head out to Roppongi together?
**[03:09] MINA**
Sure.
**[03:09] SUIREN**
She can't. She's a high school student.
**[03:13] DAISUKE**
You can join us in three years, then.
**[03:15] STAFF**
What are we going to do about the
three-minute segment that starts tomorrow?
**[03:19] KATO**
Fifty years of pro wrestling history is just
Ono P hankering for the good old days.
**[03:23] KATO**
Pro wrestling isn't in right now.
**[03:27] STAFF**
Yeah, but Ono P told us to do
it, and my hands are full.
**[03:32] STAFF**
Is there anyone we can hand it off to?
**[03:33] KATO**
We don't have a choice.
Make Tsukudani do it.
**[03:37] STAFF**
What?
**[03:39] STAFF**
Anyway, we're leaving it up to you, Tsukuda.
**[03:42] MINA**
What?
**[03:51] STAFF**
Every document created since Luna
TV's founding is stored here.
**[03:55] STAFF**
Use these to write a piece on
50 years of pro wrestling.
**[04:00] MINA**
By myself?
**[04:02] STAFF**
That said, it airs tomorrow.
Maybe I'm asking too much.
**[04:05] MINA**
No, let me do it.
**[04:07] STAFF**
What?
**[04:08] MINA**
I don't have school tomorrow. I'll
stay up all night researching.
**[04:11] STAFF**
I'll get in trouble if I make
a high school student do that.
**[04:20] MINA**
Good evening.
**[04:22] GUARD**
Good evening.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[04:32] MINA**
*Sorry. I have to do some research.*
**[04:36] MOM**
Okay. Be careful.
**[04:41] DAD**
Was that Mina?
**[04:42] MOM**
Yes. She's working overtime.
**[04:45] DAD**
Maybe it's not possible for her to work
and go to school at the same time.
**[04:51] MOM**
It's been her dream since grade school.
**[04:53] MOM**
She'll be fine.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[05:16] ESCARTIN**
Nothing beats a rose bath
on a weekend night.
**[05:20] ESCARTIN**
It'd be a waste to not make full
use of company facilities.
**[05:32] ESCARTIN**
There's nothing good in here today.
**[05:35] ESCARTIN**
I suppose I can let them
off the hook with this.
**[05:39] ESCARTIN**
Who is it?
**[05:40] ESCARTIN**
The watchman shouldn't be on patrol yet.
**[05:49] ESCARTIN**
Tsukudani?
**[05:51] ESCARTIN**
What is she doing at this hour?
**[05:55] MINA**
I need to finish writing a script tonight.
**[05:58] ESCARTIN**
She's doing what?
**[06:00] ESCARTIN**
She'll pay for trying to earn points
with such underhanded tricks.
**[06:10] BABY**
Hey. I have a lot of things to tell you.
**[06:14] MINA**
You shouldn't hide in there.
**[06:16] ESCARTIN**
Did she notice me?
**[06:18] MINA**
I'll pretend I never saw you.
**[06:20] ESCARTIN**
If you insist.
**[06:24] ESCARTIN**
Despite how she seems, she's
actually quite capable.
**[06:27] BABY**
I forgot to explain some
things to you the other day.
**[06:31] MINA**
I'm busy right now.
**[06:34] BABY**
Sports entertainment is a rare
custom found only on Earth.
**[06:40] BABY**
Not only that, but it has
captivated the entire universe,
**[06:42] BABY**
and there are many passionate fans.
**[06:45] BABY**
Because countless aliens attempt to
interfere with sports entertainment,
**[06:48] BABY**
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention
Policy and Rabbit Force were established,
**[06:53] BABY**
as you earthlings know.
**[06:55] BABY**
Arresting aliens who violate
the policy is your job.
**[06:58] BABY**
Tsukuda Mina, it is your destiny
to live as Tsukishiro Mina.
**[07:07] MINA**
Why?
**[07:08] BABY**
What?
**[07:09] BABY**
Uh, it's a long story...
**[07:13] MINA**
I'm not going to become Mina.
**[07:15] BABY**
What? Why not?
**[07:16] MINA**
I've already got my hands full attending
school and working as an announcer.
**[07:20] BABY**
Then you should quit being an announcer.
**[07:23] MINA**
What?
**[07:24] BABY**
What?
**[07:30] MINA**
You're interrupting my work.
**[07:32] GUARD**
S-Sorry.
**[07:35] MINA**
No, I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** After the death of Rikidoyama, the grandfather
of Japanese professional wrestling, two huge stars
known as Dinosaur Babb and Hercules Inochi
carried on his legacy.
Dinosaur Babb founded the All Japan Pro Wrestling
**[08:17] MINA**
I had no idea the office
had such a beautiful bath.
**[08:21] MINA**
Not only that, but the
smell of roses is lovely.
**[08:27] MINA**
I need to do my best to be both a
high school student and an announcer.
**[08:31] MINA**
After all, I'm going to be like Suiren-san.
***SIGN*** 50 Years of
Japanese Pro
Wrestling
**[08:51] JUNICHIRO**
Yes, yes, yes.
**[08:55] JUNICHIRO**
My Tsukuda Mina fan site
got hugged to death.
***SIGN*** High School Announcer
Tsukuda Mina
is Adorable!
**[09:00] JUNICHIRO**
See? You should check it out.
**[09:02] JUNICHIRO**
Everyone's going crazy for her.
**[09:05] KANJI**
I'm not interested in that kind of thing.
***SIGN*** High School Announcer
Tsukuda Mina
is Adorable!
**[09:07] JUNICHIRO**
What are you talking about, Kanji?
**[09:09] JUNICHIRO**
Are you behind the times?
**[09:12] JUNICHIRO**
My Tsukuda Mina.
**[09:14] KANJI**
She doesn't belong to you.
**[09:25] BABY**
Lottanites have been detected.
**[09:29] BABY**
They hadn't left Earth yet.
**[09:35] STAFF**
You think Tsukuda-chan's gonna be okay?
**[09:37] KATO**
If she's not, it suits me
just fine to send her home.
**[09:39] STAFF**
What?
**[09:40] KATO**
I'll pin the blame on her and make her quit.
**[09:44] STAFF**
Kato D, merciless as ever.
**[09:50] KATO**
How long is Ono P going
to keep using Tsukuda?
**[09:55] KATO**
Huh?
***SIGN*** 50 Years of
Japanese Pro
Wrestling
**[10:01] MINA**
Sorry to bother you. I tried writing
a script for the new segment, but...
**[10:05] SUIREN**
It's no good.
**[10:06] MINA**
What?
**[10:07] SUIREN**
It's not written in your own words.
**[10:10] SUIREN**
This is the first script you've
written yourself, right?
**[10:14] SUIREN**
You can't sound like you're
reading off a script.
**[10:16] SUIREN**
You have to hammer it into your head
and speak with your own words.
**[10:20] MINA**
Okay. I'll do my best.
**[10:33] MINA**
I'm too tired to memorize anything.
**[10:39] ESCARTIN**
Tsukudani-san.
**[10:42] ESCARTIN**
Here. Isn't this your script
for tonight's broadcast?
**[10:45] ESCARTIN**
Wouldn't you panic during
the show if you forgot it?
**[10:47] MINA**
Yes, thank you.
**[10:53] ESCARTIN**
That's a script, but it's the
script for my cooking show.
**[10:58] ESCARTIN**
Your 50 years of pro wrestling
script is right here.
**[11:04] MINA**
Good morning.
**[11:06] ALL**
Good morning.
**[11:09] SUIREN**
Don't run before a show.
**[11:11] MINA**
I know.
**[11:12] SUIREN**
Good attitude.
**[11:13] DAISUKE**
I'm looking forward to your new corner.
**[11:15] MINA**
Thank you.
**[11:16] ALL**
Good morning.
**[11:20] MINA**
Good morning...
**[11:24] MINA**
Did I do something to upset him again?
**[11:27] MINA**
Director Kato is acting weird.
**[11:29] DAISUKE**
Of course not. It must be your imagination.
**[11:35] STAFF**
Has he gotten bigger?
**[11:38] STAFF**
*We're going live in ten seconds.*
**[11:41] STAFF**
*Eight, seven, six, five,*
**[11:46] STAFF**
*four, three...*
**[11:56] SUIREN**
Good evening. It's time
for SpoLuna on Saturday.
**[11:59] DAISUKE**
The first episode of our new segment starting
tonight is on 50 years of Japanese pro wrestling.
**[12:05] MINA**
Tonight, Tsukuda Mina's new segment will
cover the king of sports entertainment
**[12:09] MINA**
that began with the rise of TV and
built a golden era during the Showa Period,
**[12:13] MINA**
professional wrestling.
**[12:15] MINA**
For pro wrestling, first take one
teaspoon each of sugar and salt...
**[12:19] MINA**
What?
***SIGN*** Delicious Pork and Potatoes Recipe
So good!
Ingredients
Meat On Sale
Carrots
Cabbage
Bell Peppers
Shimeji Mushrooms To Taste
Generous Amount of Soy Sauce
Sugar
Salt To Taste
Lots of Peppers
Recipe
Let's get cooking!
1. Boil meat.
**[12:25] MINA**
*What's going on?*
**[12:28] MINA**
* My script got swapped out for*
* a cooking show's script.*
**[12:46] ESCARTIN**
*You're finished, Tsukudani-san.*
**[12:51] SUIREN**
Tsukuda-san.
**[12:53] SUIREN**
Tsukuda-san.
**[12:56] (Flashback) SUIREN**
This is the first script you've
written yourself, right?
**[12:59] (Flashback) SUIREN**
You can't sound like you're
reading off a script.
**[13:01] (Flashback) SUIREN**
You have to hammer it into your head
and speak with your own words.
**[13:13] MINA**
After the death of Rikidoyama, the
grandfather of Japanese professional wrestling,
**[13:17] MINA**
two huge stars known as Dinosaur Babb and
Hercules Inochi carried on his legacy.
**[13:23] ESCARTIN**
*What? Tsukudani memorized her script!*
**[13:26] MINA**
Dinosaur Babb founded the All
Japan Pro Wrestling Association,
**[13:29] MINA**
while Hercules Inochi founded the New
Japanese Pro Wrestling Association.
**[13:33] MINA**
The two became rivals who
competed against one another.
**[13:35] MINA**
In order to strike back
against Dinosaur Babb,
**[13:36] STAFF**
Not bad, Tsukuda-chan.
**[13:37] MINA**
who was well-connected with
American pro wrestling,
**[13:40] MINA**
Hercules Inochi created a new sport
known as multi-discipline combat sports,
**[13:44] MINA**
which briefly became popular.
**[13:46] MINA**
Later, Hercules Inochi would
repeatedly challenge Dinosaur Babb
**[13:49] MINA**
to a match to determine the champion of
Japanese pro wrestling once and for all.
**[13:53] MINA**
Though Babb once accepted the challenge
in the all star ring, ultimately,
**[13:57] MINA**
a match between the greats was never
arranged and ended as the eternal dream
**[14:03] MINA**
of pro wrestling fans.
**[14:06] MINA**
*Who was truly stronger, Babb or Inochi?*
**[14:13] STAFF**
That excited you, Kato-san?
**[14:15] STAFF**
But you don't care about pro wrestling.
**[14:17] STAFF**
Don't you think you're too big, Kato-san?
**[14:20] KATO**
Dinosaur Babb's Duronmon Kick!
**[14:33] MINA**
It's the Lottanite from
last night's news story.
**[14:35] STAFF**
What should we do, Onoue P?
**[14:36] ONOUE**
Continue broadcasting.
**[14:39] GUARD**
Kato-san! Hang in there, Kato-san!
**[14:42] ESCARTIN**
No! Now I'll never get married!
**[14:45] ALIEN**
Hercules Inochi's Octopus Hold!
**[14:47] ESCARTIN**
Stop! Stay away!
**[14:49] ALIEN**
We've taken over this show!
**[14:52] ALIEN**
We demand a 60-minute death
match between Dinosaur Babb
**[14:58] ALIEN**
and Hercules Inochi to
determine who is stronger!
**[15:02] SUIREN**
Tsukuda-san.
**[15:03] SUIREN**
Don't. It's too dangerous.
**[15:08] MINA**
Please leave.
**[15:11] MINA**
This is my first segment.
**[15:14] MINA**
It may be only three minutes, but I
spent a whole day writing my report.
**[15:19] MINA**
Please let me finish the job.
**[15:22] MINA**
Please.
**[15:33] ALIEN**
I demand a match!
**[15:36] MINA**
That's impossible.
**[15:37] MINA**
Hercules Inochi has retired,
and Dinosaur Babb passed away.
**[15:41] ALIEN**
What?
**[15:41] MINA**
Their showdown ended as a dream.
**[15:44] ALIEN**
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
**[15:46] ALIEN**
I won't believe your lies!
**[15:48] ALIEN**
I just watched them fight last night.
**[15:51] MINA**
That was a satellite rebroadcast.
**[15:57] ALIEN**
You're lying. You're lying.
**[15:58] ALIEN**
Dinosaur and Hercules are eternal heroes.
**[16:02] ALIEN**
Unless you promise to air their showdown,
**[16:05] ALIEN**
we'll destroy Luna TV ten minutes from now.
**[16:08] MINA**
Please don't.
**[16:16] SUIREN**
Grab a handy cam and come with me.
**[16:18] SUIREN**
We're going after him.
**[16:19] CAMERAMAN**
Yes, ma'am.
**[16:24] ALIEN**
Three, two, one.
**[16:28] SUIREN**
The Lottanite continues to
demand the showdown of dreams
**[16:31] SUIREN**
and has holed up on the roof of Luna TV.
**[16:33] ALIEN**
Bomber!
**[16:35] ALIEN**
We demand a showdown between
Dinosaur Babb and Hercules Inochi.
**[16:41] ALIEN**
Otherwise, we'll attack Luna TV.
**[16:54] SUIREN**
*Aliens have begun attacking,*
**[16:56] SUIREN**
* but we'll continue broadcasting*
* until the end.*
**[16:59] DAISUKE**
Suiren, it's dangerous
out there. Be careful.
**[17:02] DAISUKE**
There are still no signs
of the Rabbit Force.
**[17:05] MINA**
Suiren-san...
**[17:13] MINA**
*There are carrots in this vegetable juice.*
**[17:16] MINA**
*Could it be? But I...*
**[17:21] DAISUKE**
*Suiren, are you all right?*
**[17:23] SUIREN**
Suiren here. Currently on the roof—
***SIGN*** 29 Vegetables
7820μg of β-Carotene
**[17:37] MINA**
Jujitsu...
**[17:42] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The carrot she consumed contains*
* an abundance of β-carotene.*
**[17:46] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,*
**[17:50] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* the active oxygen in her body is*
* removed, and her cells are regenerated*
**[17:55] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu*
* transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[18:03] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit*
* Force base secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[18:11] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's*
* super acceleration allows the weapon*
**[18:15] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* to reach Earth in an average*
* time of 14.7 seconds.*
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Rabbit
***SIGN*** Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
**[20:00] MINA**
Lottanites, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
**[20:04] MINA**
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest.
**[20:18] MINA**
Carrot Launcher!
**[20:23] ALIEN**
Take this! Drop Kick!
**[20:29] ALIEN**
Axe Bomber!
**[20:31] MINA**
STO!
**[20:33] MINA**
Rabbit Lock!
**[20:39] ALIEN**
I've never seen anything like this!
**[20:42] MINA**
We're long past Dinosaur Babb's era!
**[20:46] ALIEN**
I give up, I give up!
**[20:48] MINA**
The Lottanites have been apprehended!
**[21:03] KATO**
Where were you, Tsukuda?
**[21:06] KATO**
What kind of jerk abandons
the set during a broadcast?
**[21:09] KATO**
Your three-minute segment is canceled!
**[21:11] MINA**
What?
**[21:12] KATO**
This industry is no place
for students, you hear?
**[21:16] STAFF**
Kato-san.
**[21:17] KATO**
What?
**[21:18] STAFF**
We're getting tons of calls requesting the
continuation of the three-minute segment.
**[21:22] KATO**
What?
**[21:24] STAFF**
They were touched by the way Tsukuda-chan
took on the alien unarmed to protect her segment.
**[21:29] KATO**
Fine, then.
**[21:31] KATO**
The three-minute segment will
become a regular thing.
**[21:36] ALL**
Cheers!
**[21:37] KATO**
Come on, drink up and make some noise!
**[21:41] KATO**
Come on, drink!
**[21:42] MINA**
Thank you.
**[21:43] KATO**
I'm not talking to you!
**[23:08] SISTER**
* Onii-chan, what's wrong with*
* you? She came to cheer for you.*
**[23:12] KANJI**
* She's changed. Work is more*
* important to her than us now.*
**[23:17] SISTER**
* That's not true. Don't you*
* remember your promise?*
**[23:21] SISTER**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "The Promised Dirty Pitch."*
**[23:25] MINA**
* I won't let them interfere*
* with Kanji's match.*
**[23:27] MINA**
* Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro*
* Mina will arrest the Yellenites.*
**[23:31] KATO**
* Hey, Tsukuda! Where are you*
* going during a broadcast?*
**[23:35] MINA**
*Sorry...*
# E3 - The Promised Dirty Pitch
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG3MJK/the-promised-dirty-pitch)
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**[01:58] KIRYU**
*Good evening. I'm Kiryu Daisuke.*
**[02:00] SUIREN**
*And I'm Koshu Suiren.*
**[02:02] KIRYU**
* Twilight Sports Information Network's*
* SpoLuna has another packed show for you.*
**[02:07] SUIREN**
* Today, announcer Tsukuda*
* is busy with school—*
**[02:15] TSUKUDA**
*Uh, I'm sorry.*
**[02:18] TSUKUDA**
* I'm late because I fell*
* asleep on the Yurikamone.*
**[02:22] TSUKUDA**
*I'm high school announcer Tsukuda Mina.*
**[02:24] SUINRE**
* Either way, since Tsukuda has slid in,*
* we have our regular lineup tonight.*
***SIGN*** #03 The Promised Dirty Pitch
**[02:35] NAKORU**
Onii-chan. Hey, onii-chan.
**[02:41] NAKORU**
Oh, come on.
**[02:43] NAKORU**
Wake up.
**[02:47] KANJI**
What do you want, Nakoru?
**[02:50] NAKORU**
You stink. Come on, get undressed.
**[02:54] NAKORU**
We gotta put these in the wash.
**[02:56] KANJI**
Shut up. I'm tired from practice.
**[02:59] NAKORU**
Well, I'm tried from cheerleading. Come on.
**[03:03] KANJI**
Quit it! I'll do it myself.
**[03:05] SUIREN**
Next up is Tsukuda's three-minute segment.
**[03:07] TSUKUDA**
* Thank you. In this episode, I'll*
* be covering the figure skating*
**[03:08] NAKORU**
It's Tsukuda-senpai.
**[03:11] NAKORU**
I can't believe she really became
an announcer. It's amazing.
**[03:11] TSUKUDA**
* tournament that took place*
* in Alaska the other day.*
**[03:17] NAKORU**
What's the matter?
**[03:20] NAKORU**
What's your problem?
**[03:23] KANJI**
I thought you were gonna wash them.
**[03:24] NAKORU**
What?
**[03:26] AD SUZUKI**
Three...
**[03:30] KIRYU**
High school baseball summer regional
qualifiers are starting up.
**[03:35] SUIREN**
Here at SpoLuna, high school announcer Tsukuda
will be reporting on them as one of their peers.
**[03:42] SUIREN**
Good luck.
**[03:43] TSUKUDA**
Thank you.
**[03:44] TSUKUDA**
I'll be doing my best, so good luck to all
you high school baseball players out there.
**[03:52] KIRYU**
You're working so hard you fall
asleep from the exhaustion.
**[03:55] TSUKUDA**
I'm sorry. I'll be careful from now on.
**[04:00] SUIREN**
Kiryu-san, don't tease her.
**[04:04] KIRYU**
Tsukuda Mina and her charming rabbit-like
bedhead will be covering the qualifiers.
**[04:09] KIRYU**
You won't want to miss it.
**[04:11] TSUKUDA**
Thank you.
**[04:15] KATO D**
She's always screwing
up the schedule and set.
**[04:19] AD SUZUKI**
Now, now. She does good numbers.
**[04:22] AD SUZUKI**
Maybe being a student and
announcer is tough after all.
**[04:26] KATO D**
Well, she's failing at both.
**[04:28] KATO D**
She just lacks self-awareness
as a professional.
**[04:30] ONOUE**
I don't see the problem.
**[04:32] BOTH**
Onoue-san?
**[04:34] ONOUE**
A hardworking and ordinary
unprofessional high school girl
**[04:37] ONOUE**
is receiving passionate
support from our viewers,
**[04:41] ONOUE**
just like those high school baseball
players in the middle of summer.
**[04:46] BOTH**
I see...
**[04:50] CATCHER**
Nice pitch, Kanji.
**[04:57] TSUKUDA**
I just finished my extra classes.
I'll head over right away.
**[05:02] MOCHIMURA**
Done with... extra classes...?
**[05:03] TSUKUDA**
Mocchin, I'm sorry.
**[05:06] MOCHIMURA**
She seems busy as usual.
**[05:12] TSUKUDA**
If I don't hurry, I'll
be late to the interview.
**[05:16] NAKORU**
You can do it, Kanji!
**[05:30] NAKORU**
Tsukuda-senpai.
**[05:31] TSUKUDA**
Nako?
**[05:32] NAOKUR**
Tsukuda-senpai, it's good to see you again.
**[05:37] TSUKUDA**
I see. You started middle
school this year, right?
**[05:41] TSUKUDA**
I hardly recognize you.
**[05:42] NAKORU**
I picked up cheerleading
to cheer for my brother.
**[05:47] NAKORU**
I'm about to go watch him practice.
**[05:49] NAKORU**
Let's go together.
**[05:51] TSUKUDA**
Yeah, let's.
**[05:53] TSUKUDA**
Oh, sorry. I actually have an interview now.
**[05:57] TSUKUDA**
Listen up, Nako. Give Kanji
a stern talking to for me.
**[06:00] TSUKUDA**
He needs to shape up.
**[06:03] NAKORU**
What? Don't you know?
**[06:06] NAKORU**
He's currently the school's star player.
**[06:10] NAKORU**
She's not listening.
**[06:13] NAKORU**
Seems like she's busy, too.
***SIGN*** High School Announcer
Tsukuda Mina
is Adorable!
**[06:17] MOCHIMURA**
"The clumsy announcer shows up
late because she fell asleep."
**[06:20] MOCHIMURA**
"Tsukuda's 'good luck' was so cute."
**[06:22] MOCHIMURA**
"Oh, yeah. Mina-tan's bedhead."
**[06:25] MOCHIMURA**
These comments are all about Mina.
**[06:29] YOSHIMI**
Amazing, right?
**[06:30] YOSHIMI**
I got a bunch of hits the other
day because she overslept.
**[06:34] MOCHIMURA**
I'm not sure she'd appreciate
these comments if she saw them.
**[06:38] YOSHIMI**
Where is she, anyway?
**[06:40] YOSHIMI**
I came so I could show them to her.
**[06:43] MOCHIMURA**
I don't know.
**[06:44] MOCHIMURA**
Lately, she's been dashing off
somewhere after class every day.
**[06:47] STUDENT 1**
What's going on?
**[06:48] STUDENT 2**
It's a TV crew.
**[06:57] MOCHIMURA**
Oh, it's Mina.
**[06:58] YOSHIMI**
No way!
**[07:00] TSUKUDA**
Huh? Why did we come back to school?
**[07:04] AD SUZUKI**
What? Tsukishima Academy is your high school?
**[07:08] TSUKUDA**
Are we covering our baseball team today?
**[07:18] KANJI**
What's going on?
**[07:23] KANJI**
*Tsukuda?*
**[07:25] NAKORU**
Tsukuda-senpai?
**[07:28] PLAYER 1**
Apparently, SpoLuna's here to cover us.
**[07:31] KANJI**
What?
**[07:32] MOCHIMURA**
Mina.
**[07:36] MOCHIMURA**
Hey.
**[07:37] TSUKUDA**
Oh, Mocchin and Yoshimi-kun.
**[07:40] YOSHIMI**
You're in a SpoLuna jacket?
That's super rare!
**[07:44] TSUKUDA**
Sorry about earlier.
**[07:46] MOCHIMURA**
It's fine, but why did
you come back to school?
**[07:51] TSUKUDA**
Well, you see...
**[07:53] AD SUZUKI**
Come on! We don't have much time!
**[07:56] YOSHIMI**
Tsukuda is amazing in person.
**[07:58] MOCHIMURA**
She seems busy.
**[08:02] AD SUZUKI**
Anyway, Tsukuda-chan, could
you interview the star player?
**[08:06] TSUKUDA**
Okay.
**[08:08] TSUKUDA**
Kanji, when did you become the star player?
**[08:12] AD SUZUKI**
Tsukuda-chan, you and the baseball
team's star player are friends?
**[08:17] TSUKUDA**
We're less childhood friends and
**[08:20] Tsukuda**
more like fated rivals.
**[08:24] TSUKUDA**
Right, Kanji?
**[08:29] AD SUZUKI**
Fated rivals, huh?
**[08:32] AD SUZUKI**
Either way, high school announcer
interviews childhood
**[08:35] AD SHUZUKI**
friend and star player going up against
the tournament favorite powerhouse.
**[08:40] AD SUZUKI**
Yeah, that's perfect.
**[08:44] AD SUZUKI**
Here we go, Tsukuda-chan.
**[08:51] TSUKUDA**
I'm currently with the Tsukishima
Academy High School baseball team.
**[08:55] TSUKUDA**
This is actually the high
school I'm attending.
***SIGN*** Tsukuda
***SIGN*** Welcome Tsukuda Mina
**[09:01] TSUKUDA**
Now let's interview star player Hazemi Kanji.
**[09:05] TSUKUDA**
Hazemi, the regional qualifier is coming up.
**[09:08] TSUKUDA**
How do you feel?
**[09:10] TSUKUDA**
Huh? Hazemi...
**[09:13] TSUKUDA**
I didn't get to interview him.
**[09:27] NAKORU**
Onii-chan.
**[09:29] NAKORU**
Why are you ignoring Tsukuda-senpai?
**[09:31] NAKORU**
She came to support you.
**[09:37] KANJI**
She's changed.
**[09:39] NAKORU**
What?
**[09:40] KANJI**
She's deep into TV now, and
everyone's fussing over her.
**[09:43] NAKORU**
But... she hasn't changed at all.
**[09:47] KANJI**
She's changed.
**[09:49] KANJI**
Work is more important to her than us now.
**[10:02] TSUKUDA**
*I wonder what happened to Kanji.*
**[10:04] TSUKUDA**
*Did I say something to upset him?*
**[10:10] TSUKUDA**
I screwed up again.
**[10:13] BABY**
I have urgent news.
**[10:16] TSUKUDA**
Why do you have to show up here?
**[10:19] BABY**
The Rabbit Force radar just detected
a new UFO entering the atmosphere.
**[10:25] BABY**
It's currently lurking above Tokyo Bay.
**[10:30] TSUKUDA**
I have to turn into Mina and fight again?
**[10:32] BABY**
Not right away.
**[10:34] BABY**
But make sure you're ready
to Jujitsu at any moment.
**[10:41] TSUKUDA**
Could you at least tell me
when I'll have to Jujitsu?
**[10:45] TSUKUDA**
I've got a schedule to follow.
**[10:47] BABY**
That's all from me. Good luck.
**[10:52] TSUKUDA**
Oh, come on.
**[11:00] MOM**
The regional qualifier starts today.
**[11:02] DAD**
For Kanji-kun, right?
**[11:04] DAD**
Come to think of it, he
stopped coming over recently.
**[11:08] MOM**
He's getting to be that age.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Stadium
**[11:22] NAKORU**
Tsukuda-senpai.
**[11:24] TSUKUDA**
Nako.
**[11:29] TSUKUDA**
What is it?
**[11:32] NAKORU**
Whose side are you on?
**[11:34] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[11:36] NAKORU**
My brother's team or work?
**[11:42] TSUKUDA**
Sports journalists must always be impartial.
**[11:45] TSUKUDA**
I have to support both.
**[11:48] NAKORU**
I see.
**[11:51] TSUKUDA**
But I remember my promise with Kanji.
**[11:53] NAKORU**
What promise?
**[11:59] NAKORU**
What is that?
**[12:01] TSUKUDA**
Don't tell the others.
**[12:03] TSUKUDA**
But Kanji's probably forgotten, too.
**[12:06] AD SUZUKI**
Tsukuda-chan, get on standby!
**[12:09] TSUKUDA**
Okay.
**[12:10] TSUKUDA**
Sorry. I've gotta go.
**[12:15] NAKORU**
They made a promise to each other?
**[12:19] NAKORU**
Huh?
**[12:26] MUTSUMUNE**
How naive, Tsukudani-san.
**[12:29] MUTSUMUNE**
I won't allow you to use your enrollment
at a competing school to earn points.
**[12:34] MUTSUMUNE**
I should be the one to conduct
the glorious victory interview.
**[12:42] PLAYER 1**
How's your shoulder?
**[12:43] KANJI**
Great, of course.
**[12:47] NAKORU**
Onii-chan.
**[12:48] STAFF**
Now, now. Only players and staff
are allowed past this point.
**[12:52] NAKORU**
What?
**[12:54] NAKORU**
* I wonder if he remembers his*
* promise to Tsukuda-senpai.*
**[13:01] CHEER**
T-U-K-I!
**[13:05] CHEER**
Tsukishima, go, fight, go!
**[13:09] HAIBARA**
Play ball!
**[13:24] HAIBARA**
Strike!
**[13:26] TSUKUDA**
Nice one, Kanji.
**[13:28] TSUKUDA**
I mean, uh...
**[13:32] TSUKUDA**
Good luck to both Tsukishima and Shiodome.
**[13:36] TSUKUDA**
My phone.
**[13:39] TSUKUDA**
Excuse me.
**[13:45] TSUKUDA**
That's odd. I thought I
turned it off before work.
**[13:53] BABY**
It's an emergency.
**[14:00] BABY**
The alien that arrived the other
day has snuck into the stadium.
**[14:05] TSUKUDA**
What? More alien baseball fans?
**[14:07] CHEER**
Fight, fight! Shiodome!
**[14:21] MUTSUMUNE**
I shall use my elegant cheering
to make this team win.
**[14:28] MUTSUMUNE**
Go, go! Shiodome!
**[14:31] MUTSUMUNE**
You can do it, Shiodome!
**[14:35] MUTSUMUNE**
Go, go! Shio—
**[14:37] ALIEN**
That's right.
**[14:41] ALIEN**
I'll use my cheering to make this team win!
**[14:53] NAKORU**
You can do it, Tsukishima!
**[14:55] CHEER 1**
Look. Shiodome's cheer squad is incredible.
**[14:59] NAKORU**
What?
**[15:02] CHEER 2**
Such incredible jumps!
They're all in sync, too.
**[15:05] CHEER 3**
We can't do that.
**[15:08] NAKORU**
But something's not right.
**[15:18] TSUKUDA**
What is that?
**[15:20] BABY**
That's a Yellenite.
**[15:22] BABY**
They passionately cheer for everything.
**[15:25] TSUKUDA**
Doesn't that make them good aliens?
**[15:28] BABY**
Yes, but look.
**[15:32] MUTSUMUNE**
What? Why me?
**[15:34] MUTSUMUNE**
No!
**[15:37] BABY**
They get out of hand when
they take things too far.
**[15:40] TSUKUDA**
What's Mutsumune-senpai doing over there?
**[15:42] BABY**
In any case, you must Jujitsu
and defeat them as Mina.
**[15:45] TSUKUDA**
Do I have to?
**[15:47] BABY**
Why do you look so upset about it?
**[15:54] TSUKUDA**
Ma'am, can I have some vegetable juice?
**[15:56] GRADMNA**
Sure thing.
**[16:04] TUKUDA**
Jujitsu...
**[16:06] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The carrot she consumed contains*
* an abundance of β-carotene.*
**[16:10] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,*
**[16:14] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* the active oxygen in her body is*
* removed, and her cells are regenerated*
**[16:18] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu*
* transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[16:24] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit*
* Force base secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[16:30] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's*
* super acceleration allows the weapon*
**[16:35] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* to reach Earth in an average*
* time of 14.7 seconds.*
**[16:49] KANJI**
What's going on?
**[16:51] TSUKISHIRO**
Stop what you're doing!
**[16:56] FAN 1**
What is that?
**[16:57] FAN 2**
She's got cat ears!
**[16:58] FAN 3**
No, those are rabbit ears!
**[17:00] ALL**
No, it's Tsukishiro Mina!
**[17:06] NAKORU**
Tsukishiro Mina...
**[17:09] TSUKISHIRO**
*I won't let them interrupt Kanji's game.*
**[17:11] MINA**
Yellanite, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
**[17:16] MINA**
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit
Force is placing you under arrest.
**[17:22] YELLENITE**
I won't let you stop me!
**[17:50] TSUKISHIRO**
Mutsumune-senpai, I'm sorry.
**[17:53] YELLENITE**
I'll control you, too!
**[17:57] TSUKISHIRO**
Are you all right?
**[18:02] TSUKISHIRO**
That's what they're using
to control everyone.
**[18:05] TSUKISHIRO**
All right.
**[18:08] TSUKISHIRO**
There's no point in an insincere cheer!
**[18:12] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* By merging with the wielder's body, Mina*
* weapons achieve their maximum power.*
**[18:18] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*They are the ultimate weapon.*
**[18:21] TSUKISHIRO**
Carrot Hammer!
**[18:29] YELLENITE**
Impossible!
**[18:38] TSUKISHIRO**
The Yellenite has been arrested.
**[18:46] NAKORU**
Nice work, Tsukishiro Mina!
**[18:53] KATO D**
Where have you been, Tsukuda?
**[18:56] KATO D**
Resume the broadcast.
**[19:00] TSUKUDA**
*Kanji...*
**[19:22] TSUKUDA**
It's the bottom of the ninth
with two outs. The score is 1-0.
**[19:25] TSUKUDA**
Tsukishima's star player Hazemi has pitched
the whole game against favorites Shiodome,
**[19:31] TSUKUDA**
but he's in hot water after
walking two batters in a row.
**[19:37] AD SUZUKI**
Tsukuda-chan?
**[19:41] KATO D**
What's the matter? Keep going.
**[19:46] AD SUZUKI**
Tsukuda-chan?
**[19:47] KATO D**
Hey, where are you going?
**[19:49] NAKORU**
Onii-chan?
**[19:51] TSUKUDA**
Kanji!
**[19:56] TSUKUDA**
Kanji!
**[20:10] KANJI**
That's...
**[20:11] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
The star player finishes the
game with a dirty pitch.
**[20:16] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
This is the signal.
**[20:19] KANJI**
A dirty pitch...
**[20:21] TSUKUDA**
Kanji, go with dirty pitch Dragon Spiral X!
**[20:25] AD SUZUKI**
Dirty pitch?
**[20:27] KATO**
What's she talking about?
**[20:34] KANJI**
Tsukuda.
**[20:47] BATTER**
What is that?
**[20:49] KANJI**
Ultimate dirty pitch Dragon
Spiral X Number 18!
**[21:01] TSUKUDA**
*Our promise...*
**[21:04] NAKORU**
*So she was cheering for him after all.*
**[21:18] KATO D**
Damn it, Tsukuda!
**[21:19] KATO D**
Dirty pitches aren't a thing!
**[21:22] ESCARTIN**
Yeah. Dirty pitch, my ass.
**[21:24] TSUKUDA**
I'm sorry.
**[21:25] AD SUZUKI**
Now, now. The favorites struggled but
ultimately came back with a game-winning homer.
**[21:30] AD SUZUKI**
The viewers enjoyed that.
**[21:32] ESCARTIN**
Again?
**[21:35] KATO D**
In that case, it can't be helped.
**[21:38] KATO D**
Good work, everyone.
**[21:40] STAFF**
Good work!
**[21:41] KATO D**
Drink up, everyone!
**[23:10] ESCARTIN**
* Tsukudani-san, today I'll*
* show you that high school*
**[23:12] ESCARTIN**
*announcers are nothing more than a sideshow.*
**[23:16] TSUKUDA**
* Mutsumune-senpai, that was*
* very informative. Thank you.*
**[23:19] ESCARTIN**
* I'll just have to crush you at the Umetate*
* Luna Festival beach volleyball tournament.*
**[23:24] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "Mutsumune's Big Break."*
**[23:28] TSUKUDA**
* Ripplite, I, Tsukishima Mina, will*
* arrest anyone who harms the guests.*
**[23:33] SUIREN**
*You've got a terrible sunburn on your face.*
**[23:35] TSUKUDA**
*Oh...*
# E4 - Mutsumune's Big Break
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8J7XQ/mutsumunes-big-break)
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***SIGN*** #04 Mutsumune's Big Break
**[01:55] NIGHT D**
They're not here? What happened
to tonight's announcer?
**[02:00] AD SUZUKI**
Apparently, they went out to eat.
**[02:03] AD SUZUKI**
They're not answering their phone.
**[02:03] NIGHT D**
Isn't there anyone we can use?
**[02:09] MUTSUMUNE**
Is there a problem?
**[02:13] AD SUZUKI**
Mutsumune-san.
**[02:15] MUTSUMUNE**
I may not be up to the task,
but I'm willing to help.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[02:22] TSUKUDA**
Oh, no!
**[02:25] TSUKUDA**
When did I fall asleep?
**[02:27] MUTSUMUNE**
*Breaking news.*
***SIGN*** Luna Festa Starts Tomorrow
***SIGN*** Mermaid Escapes
***SIGN*** Caused By Unhealthy Habits?!
Horrors of Frozen Shoulder
***SIGN*** Super Popular! Ebimaki Art
***SIGN*** Actor Iguma's Shocking Marriage!!
**[02:29] MUTSUMUNE**
* The Gizmanite that was holed up*
* in the city's sports memorial hall*
**[02:34] MUTSUMUNE**
* was finally arrested by*
* Otsuki Mina moments ago.*
**[02:38] TSUKUDA**
Huh? Is Mutsumune-senpai working overnight?
**[02:42] BABY**
Tsukuda Mina, something has happened.
**[02:44] BABY**
This morning at 4:39AM,
**[02:46] BABY**
a mysterious UFO descended on
Tokyo Bay before disappearing.
**[02:50] BABY**
Unauthorized visits to Earth are a violation
**[02:52] BABY**
of the Astral Civilization
Non-intervention Policy.
**[02:56] BABY**
The Rabbit Force is on alert level 2.
**[03:00] BABY**
Await further instructions.
**[03:04] BABY**
Tsukuda?
**[03:06] TSUKUDA**
Isn't it Otsuki Mina-san's
job to defend Earth?
**[03:10] TSUKUDA**
Go ask her.
**[03:14] BABY**
Tsukuda Mina, don't you realize you're
a member of the Rabbit Force?
**[03:19] BABY**
Japan is a rarity even on
Earth with all its sports.
**[03:24] BABY**
As you can see, Otsuki Mina
can't defend it alone.
**[03:28] TSUKUDA**
But today I've got extra lessons and
an important event with Luna TV.
**[03:33] TSUKUDA**
I can't be Mina on top of that.
**[03:36] BABY**
You'll find a way.
**[03:37] BABY**
Isn't positive thinking your selling point?
**[03:41] TSUKUDA**
Can't I at least drink apple juice instead?
***SIGN*** Where: Tsukumi-cho Near Luna TV HQ
**[03:46] STAFF**
Good work!
**[03:48] MUTSUMUNE**
Take care, everyone.
**[03:54] AD SUZUKI**
That's odd, though.
**[03:56] NIGHT D**
What?
**[03:57] AD SUZUKI**
Mutsumune-san's always at the station.
**[04:00] AD SUZUKI**
I wonder when she goes home.
**[04:05] MUTSUMUNE**
Perhaps I was a bit too helpful.
**[04:08] MUTSUMUNE**
Well, as long as it earns me points.
**[04:20] MUTSUMUNE**
Working first thing in the
morning is exhausting.
***SIGN*** This summer, meet your favorite female
announcers at the umetatechi!!
***SIGN*** "Luna TV is in your hands!"
Two popular announcers shake hands!
**[04:24] MUTSUMUNE**
But as long as I hang around the
station, I'll get more and more work.
***SIGN*** Luna TV Intra-Station
Female Announcer
***SIGN*** Beach Volleyball Tournament
**[04:32] MUTSUMUNE**
Tsukudani-san, you just watch.
**[04:35] MUTSUMUNE**
High school announcers are
nothing more than a sideshow.
***SIGN*** Intra-Station
Women's
Beach Volleyball Tournament
**[05:20] MALE CASTER**
Let's try calling them at the event now.
**[05:22] MALE CASTER**
Princess Ren on the special stage.
**[05:26] SUIREN**
Summer has arrived at the
Tokyo Bay again this year,
**[05:29] SUIREN**
and the Umetate Luna Festa has begun.
***SIGN*** Luna Festa
***SIGN*** Handshake Event
***SIGN*** Mutsumune
Escartin
***SIGN*** Shake her hand
at Tsukumi-cho!
**[05:35] FAN 1**
Mucchi, your hot bath commercial was great.
**[05:39] FAN 2**
Your reading skills are top-notch.
Keep up the good work.
**[05:43] MUTSUMUNE**
Thank you for your support.
**[05:47] MUTSUMUNE**
*I do have people watching me!*
**[05:50] MUTSUMUNE**
* I'm an announcer who's*
* undergone proper training.*
**[05:54] MUTSUMUNE**
* I won't lose to a sideshow who*
* cheated her way into the company.*
**[05:56] TSUKUDA**
Excuse me.
***SIGN*** Everyone's Luna Announcers
**[05:58] TSUKUDA**
Let me through, please.
**[06:02] TSUKUDA**
I'm sorry.
**[06:04] TSUKUDA**
I'm late because I failed a test.
**[06:07] MUTSUMUNE**
No problem. Hurry up and get changed.
**[06:10] TSUKUDA**
Huh?
**[06:11] MUTSUMUNE**
It's a festival, after all.
**[06:13] MUTSUMUNE**
You can't wear your plain old uniform.
**[06:15] MUTSUMUNE**
You need to get dressed up in
something a little different.
**[06:18] TSUKUDA**
Mutsumune-senpai.
**[06:21] TSUKUDA**
Okay, everyone. Please form a single-file line.
***SIGN*** Tsukuda Mina
Impromptu Handshake Event
**[06:30] MUTSUMUNE**
The temperature is already 32.6 degrees.
**[06:33] MUTSUMUNE**
Enjoy the hellish experience of wearing a
full-body costume in this heat, Tsukudani-san.
**[06:39] ALL**
Tsukuda! Tsukuda! Tsukuda!
**[06:39] FAN 2**
Tsukuda-chan, you can do it.
**[06:42] FAN 1**
I never miss SpoLuna.
**[06:44] FAN 2**
We all love how hardworking you are.
**[06:49] TSUKUDA**
Tsukuda Mina will do her very best.
**[06:57] MUTSUMUNE**
Oh, no. I accidentally awakened
Tsukudani's professionalism again.
**[07:02] MUTSUMUNE**
At this rate, Luna TV will be...
**[07:09] MUTSUMUNE**
*Not bad, Tsukudani.*
**[07:12] MUTSUMUNE**
*It's a dog-eat-dog world.*
**[07:14] TSUKUDA**
Mutsumune-senpai, I learned
a lot. Thank you.
**[07:23] YOSHIMI**
Apparently, that's the trophy for the beach
volleyball tournament Tsukuda's playing in.
**[07:29] YOSHIMI**
They say some famous artist designed it.
**[07:33] YOSHIMI**
It's super rare.
**[07:34] KANJI**
Huh.
**[07:35] YOSHIMI**
Tsukuda has a handshake event.
**[07:37] YOSHIMI**
Aw, crap! I forgot to check!
**[07:40] MOCHIMURA**
You see her at school all the time.
**[07:43] YOSHIMI**
This is different.
***SIGN*** Female Announcer
***SIGN*** Handshake
Event
**[07:47] KANJI**
She'll probably just wear her
plain old school swimsuit, too.
**[07:55] TSUKUDA**
Does this look strange?
**[07:57] TSUKUDA**
I've never worn anything so bold before.
**[08:04] SUIREN**
You've got a terrible sunburn on your face.
**[08:09] SUIREN**
Put that on.
**[08:10] TSUKUDA**
Thank you.
**[08:12] SUIREN**
You'll run out of energy if
you don't eat something.
**[08:14] TSUKUDA**
Okay.
**[08:19] TSUKUDA**
Suiren-san's definitely fed up with me.
**[08:22] TSUKUDA**
I can't believe how badly I burned.
**[08:24] TSUKUDA**
Maybe I lack self-awareness as an announcer.
**[08:28] TSUKUDA**
Okay.
**[08:29] TSUKUDA**
I'll do my best at beach volleyball.
**[08:30] TSUKUDA**
This is part of my job, too.
**[08:32] TSUKUDA**
I need to be perfect.
**[08:37] TOURNAMENT MC**
* The intra-station female announcer*
* beach volleyball tournament has begun.*
***SIGN*** NemuLuna TV
Shopping Team
**[08:42] TOURNAMENT MC**
*Which team will win?*
**[08:45] MUTSUMUNE**
What is my partner doing?
**[08:48] SUIREN**
Are you ready, Tsukuda-san?
**[08:51] TSUKUDA**
Yes. Good to go.
**[08:55] KIRYU**
You think they'll do well?
**[09:01] BABY**
That's odd.
**[09:03] BABY**
There's no movement.
**[09:05] BABY**
What is the alien who snuck in plotting?
**[09:11] BABY**
A message? How unusual.
**[09:13] BABY**
It's from the European Rabbit Force.
**[09:15] BABY**
Hi, this is Nanashi speaking.
**[09:19] BABY**
What?
**[09:26] MUTSUMUNE**
You're late, Pyokotan.
**[09:30] MUTSUMUNE**
Don't just stand there.
Get in line behind me.
**[09:34] TOURNAMENT MC**
*The players are entering the arena.*
***SIGN*** Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament
**[09:37] TOURNAMENT MC**
*Let's give them a round of applause.*
**[09:58] SAKURA**
Here it comes.
**[10:15] MOCHIMURA**
What's wrong with Mina?
**[10:16] MOCHIMURA**
She's weirdly stiff.
**[10:19] KANJI**
What is she doing?
***SIGN*** Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament
**[10:21] TOURNAMENT MC**
*That's game.*
**[10:22] TOURNAMENT MC**
*The first match of block A goes to SpoLuna.*
**[10:30] TSUKUDA**
I'm sorry, Suiren-san.
**[10:32] TSUKUDA**
I'll be perfect next time.
**[10:43] WOMAN 1**
There are tacks on the court!
**[10:53] WOMAN 2**
My G cups!
**[10:59] MUTSUMUNE**
You're incredible, Pyokotan!
**[11:02] MUTSUMUNE**
Winning the whole thing isn't just a dream!
**[11:08] TSUKUDA**
Mutsumune-senpai is amazing.
**[11:10] TSUKUDA**
I need to try harder.
**[11:13] SUIREN**
We'll probably face them in the final.
**[11:17] TSUKUDA**
Yes.
**[11:18] TSUKUDA**
Announcer Tsukuda will do
a perfect job next match.
***SIGN*** Final
SpoLuna vs NemuLuna TV Shopping
**[11:34] MUTSUMUNE**
Tsukuda-san, let's do our best not
to disgrace the name of Luna TV.
**[11:40] TSUKUDA**
Looking forward to it.
**[11:44] MUTSUMUNE**
* How green to forget oneself*
* at a major event.*
**[11:48] MUTSUMUNE**
* Tsukudani-san, I shall crush you in*
* front of all these Luna TV fans.*
**[12:00] KANJI**
Tsukuda!
**[12:01] TOURNAMENT MC**
*Point to the NemuLuna TV Shopping team!*
**[12:08] SUIREN**
I know this is a job, but why
don't you relax a little?
**[12:12] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[12:14] SUIREN**
Let's enjoy playing volleyball.
**[12:17] SUIREN**
If we're not having fun,
neither will the audience.
**[12:26] MUTSUMUNE**
Get up, Tsukuda.
**[12:29] MUTSUMUNE**
The match isn't over yet.
**[12:36] TSUKUDA**
*Mutsumune-senpai is absolutely glowing.*
**[12:40] TSUKUDA**
* I got in my own head again*
* just because it was a job.*
**[12:50] SUIREN**
Toss.
**[12:50] TSUKUDA**
Got it.
**[12:55] TOURNAMENT MC**
*Point to SpoLuna!*
**[12:59] TSUKUDA**
Yes!
**[13:01] TSUKUDA**
Senpai, thank you!
**[13:04] MUTSUMUNE**
What?
**[13:05] TSUKUDA**
That was very informative.
**[13:08] TSUKUDA**
But we won't lose.
**[13:14] MUTSUMUNE**
*Crap. I accidentally helped her grow again.*
**[13:20] MUTSUMUNE**
*But this is why she's my rival.*
**[13:23] MUTSUMUNE**
Tsukudani, come at me with
everything you've got!
**[13:30] KIRYU**
Those two are putting on a great show.
**[13:33] MOCHIMURA**
Go, Mina! You can do it!
**[13:58] MUTSUMUNE**
I lost.
**[14:01] MUTSUMUNE**
Did I stand no chance against the
stamina of a high school girl?
**[14:06] TSUKUDA**
Nice game.
**[14:07] TSUKUDA**
That was a great match, Mutsumune-senpai.
**[14:29] FANS**
Nice! Good job!
**[14:30] FANS**
That was amazing!
**[14:32] FANS**
We love both of you!
**[14:38] TSUKUDA**
Thank you, everyone.
**[14:42] MUTSUMUNE**
Tsukuda-san, you're not too bad yourself.
**[14:46] MUTSUMUNE**
But you still have a lot to learn.
**[14:50] TSUKUDA**
Right.
**[14:55] ALIEN**
Hand over the trophy!
**[15:05] PYOKOTAN**
Someone help!
**[15:08] YOSHIMI**
Kanji...
**[15:09] KANJI**
Pull yourself together.
**[15:11] MOCHIMURA**
Huh? Where's Mina?
**[15:15] TSUKUDA**
*I'm the only one who can protect everyone.*
**[15:18] BABY**
I've identified the mysterious UFO.
**[15:21] BABY**
According to the European Rabbit Force,
there was a Ripplite on board.
**[15:26] BABY**
They're sports trophy smugglers.
**[15:29] BABY**
They illegally acquire sports trophies and
sell them to sports fans across the universe.
**[15:36] BABY**
Tsukishiro Mina, now is the time to act.
***SIGN*** Vegetable Juice
***SIGN*** 7820μg of β-Carotene
**[15:42] TSUKUDA**
Fine, then. Just this once.
**[15:49] TSUKUDA**
Jujitsu...
**[15:54] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* The carrot she consumed contains*
* an abundance of β-carotene.*
**[15:59] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,*
**[16:03] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* the active oxygen in her body is*
* removed, and her cells are regenerated*
**[16:07] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* as Tsukuda Mina completes*
* her Jujitsu transformation*
**[16:11] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[16:26] TSUKISHIRO**
Freeze! I, Tsukishiro Mina, will
arrest anyone who harms—
**[16:38] TSUKISHIRO**
Some guests haven't escaped yet.
**[16:46] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san!
**[16:53] OTSUKI**
Now get out of here.
**[16:56] FANS**
We will. Thank you.
**[17:07] OTSUKI**
You're an earnest one, aren't you?
**[17:17] OTSUKI**
I'll show you how to really fight.
**[17:20] TSUKISHIRO**
What?
**[17:20] OTSUKI**
Here we go!
**[17:52] TSUKISHIRO**
You did it, Otsuki-san.
**[17:54] OTSUKI**
No, it's not over yet.
**[18:12] OTSUKI**
If you have to work, might
as well make it fun, right?
**[18:15] TSUKISHIRO**
What?
**[18:17] TSUKISHIRO**
*That's the same thing Suiren-san said.*
**[18:20] OTSUKI**
Take this!
**[18:22] OTSUKI**
Receive!
**[18:26] TSUKISHIRO**
Huh?
**[18:30] MALE ANNOUNCER**
* By merging with the wielder's body, Mina*
* weapons achieve their maximum power.*
**[18:36] MALE ANNOUNCER**
*They are the ultimate weapon.*
**[18:47] TSUKISHIRO**
Toss!
**[18:53] OTSUKI**
This ends now!
**[19:01] OTSUKI**
Black Turnip Punch!
**[19:07] TSUKISHIRO**
So cool.
**[19:10] TSUKISHIRO**
But...
**[19:12] OTSUKI**
Yes, yes, yes!
**[19:17] TSUKISHIRO**
*Otsuki-san is smiling?*
**[19:20] OTSUKI**
Go on!
**[19:35] OTSUKI**
Aw, man. I always take things too far.
**[19:39] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san.
**[19:41] TSUKISHIRO**
*What's her deal?*
**[19:44] TSUKISHIRO**
* She's also my senior, but she's*
* nothing like Suiren-san.*
**[19:50] OTSUKI**
Huh?
**[19:52] OTSUKI**
Aw, crap.
**[19:55] BABY**
Hey, Otsuki! You're lucky no one got hurt,
**[19:59] BABY**
but I'm going to get in trouble with
Space Planetary Insurance again.
**[20:02] TSUKISHIRO**
Um, who exactly is Otsuki-san?
**[20:05] BABY**
Don't you learn from her, Tsukishiro.
**[20:08] BABY**
Catch up to her and surpass her.
**[20:16] OTSUKI**
Aw, darn. They escaped.
**[20:24] OTSUKI**
Well, that was a decent pass.
**[20:27] OTSUKI**
But I still can't let you take
over the number one spot.
**[20:35] BOTH**
Good work!
**[20:43] NIGHT D**
I can't believe an alien
took your teammate's place.
**[20:48] AD SUZUKI**
That must've been tough, Mutsumune-san.
**[20:52] MUTSUMUNE**
* This must be because I accidentally*
* helped Tsukudani again.*
**[20:57] TV**
* The Intra-Station Women's*
* Beach Volleyball Tournament*
**[21:00] TV**
* was held earlier today at*
* the Umetate Luna Festa,*
**[21:02] MUTSUMUNE**
I want to be surrounded by more fans, too!
**[21:03] TV**
*which was won by SpoLuna.*
**[21:11] ALIEN**
Friends, it's too dangerous to
continue smuggling trophies.
**[21:16] ALIEN**
But today, I discovered a
potential new hit product.
**[21:21] ALIEN**
Mutsumune Escartin is the best!
**[21:24] ALIEN**
From now on, we'll sell Mutsumune
merch throughout the universe!
**[21:31] MUTSUMUNE**
Someone's talking about me.
**[21:34] MUTSUMUNE**
Perhaps they're handsome fans of mine.
**[21:40] MUTSUMUNE**
A second sneeze. Love is in the air.
**[21:44] MUTSUMUNE**
Oh, please.
**[23:08] GIRL**
*Nice to meet you, Tsukuda-san.*
**[23:10] GIRL**
*I've been a fan of yours for a while now.*
**[23:12] TSUKUDA**
*Uh, thanks.*
**[23:13] GIRL**
* Anyway, it must be tough*
* playing two roles at once.*
**[23:17] TSUKUDA**
*You're kidding, right?*
**[23:19] TSUKUDA**
*Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?*
**[23:22] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "Red Card for Mina."*
**[23:26] TSUKUDA**
* Jersian, I, Tsukishima Mina,*
* am placing you under arrest.*
**[23:29] GIRL**
* If you insist on keeping it a*
* secret, I won't say anything.*
**[23:33] GIRL**
*But starting today, you're my servant.*
**[23:35] TSUKUDA**
*Oh...*
# E5 - Red Card for Mina?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNKMPK/red-card-for-mina)
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**[02:01] TSUKISHIRO**
Jersian, you're under arrest for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy!
**[02:11] NIKAIDO**
Thank you! You are victory goddess!
**[02:16] NIKAIDO**
See you again!
**[02:19] TSUKISHIRO**
Despite my complaining, have I
gotten used to working as Mina?
***SIGN*** #05 Red Card for Mina?
**[02:41] SUIREN**
Today our special guest is
**[02:44] SUIREN**
Luna TV's fall campaign character,
the popular grade school actress
**[02:48] SUIREN**
Takanashi Yuu-chan.
**[02:53] YUU**
Thank you for having me.
***SIGN*** Today's Guest
***SIGN*** Takanashi Yuu
**[02:59] KIRYU**
Yuu-chan, I hear you're currently filming
a special drama you're starring in.
**[03:03] YUU**
Yes.
**[03:04] YUU**
I play a grade school student who's
an announcer despite her age.
**[03:08] YUU**
It's based on a manga that's really
popular among girls my age.
***SIGN*** Child Star
***SIGN*** The story of a grade school announcer! Starring Takanashi Yuu!
**[03:12] MINA**
Huh.
**[03:13] KIRYU**
Since you're here, why don't we
have you read the next story?
**[03:17] YUU**
Okay.
**[03:18] MINA**
What?
**[03:19] YUU**
Our next story is about
major league baseball.
**[03:22] YUU**
Isoda, who had been playing
for the Miami Sharks,
**[03:26] YUU**
suddenly returned to Japan
due to extreme homesickness.
**[03:29] MINA**
*She's so good.*
**[03:30] KATO D**
Boy, she's good.
**[03:33] KATO D**
She might even be better than Tsukuda.
**[03:35] YUU**
Isoda, even if you're lonely, please do your
best with this assignment away from home.
**[03:40] KIRYU**
Bravo. With nine years of acting experience,
**[03:43] KRIYU**
it's no wonder you have no trouble
playing an announcer, too.
**[03:46] YUU**
I was nervous, though.
**[03:49] YUU**
Tsukuda-san, did I do a good job?
**[03:52] MINA**
What?
**[03:53] YUU**
I've been a fan of yours for some time.
**[03:55] YUU**
I was really looking forward
to meeting you today.
**[04:00] MINA**
Thank you.
**[04:02] SUIREN**
Tsukuda-san, read the next story.
**[04:05] MINA**
Okay.
**[04:06] MINA**
Our next story is on Japanese
professional baseball.
**[04:09] MINA**
Superstar team Shunichi will show up to their
**[04:11] MINA**
third sequential game
this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...
**[04:13] MINA**
Huh? This Sunday at Shinichi Stadium...
**[04:17] YUU**
Tsukuda-san, you can do it.
**[04:19] MINA**
I'm sorry. Let me try that again.
**[04:21] MINA**
Superstar team Shunichi...
**[04:29] MINA**
I'm such a dummy. I stuttered so badly.
**[04:34] YUU**
Money.
**[04:36] MINA**
Yes, ma'am.
**[04:39] YUU**
Only 500 yen? You must be broke.
**[04:41] YUU**
Well, whatever. It's enough for a soft drink.
**[04:44] YUU**
Ugh, I'm not even a little
interested in sports,
**[04:45] MINA**
Um...
**[04:48] YUU**
but they still made me do that job yesterday.
**[04:58] (Flashback) MINA**
Here it comes.
**[05:04] (Flashback) NIKAIDO**
Don't worry. I am strong.
**[05:08] MINA**
You were at Aoyama Stadium last night, too?
**[05:11] YUU**
Yeah. Here.
**[05:13] YUU**
A token of friendship.
**[05:15] MINA**
Thank you.
**[05:16] YUU**
Anyway, it must be tough
for you playing two roles.
***SIGN*** Carrot 100
Made With 100% Organic Carrots
Contains double the daily recommended intake of carotene!
**[05:26] MINA**
What do you mean by two roles?
**[05:29] YUU**
See you later.
**[05:30] YUU**
Hop, hop. Hop, hop.
**[05:39] MINA**
You're kidding, right?
**[05:41] MINA**
Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[05:50] DAD**
Where's Mina?
**[05:51] MOM**
She's going to be a bit late.
**[05:54] DAD**
She stuttered a lot today.
**[05:58] MOM**
It's been her dream since grade school.
**[06:00] MOM**
She'll be fine.
**[06:07] MINA**
I can't keep working as an announcer, can I?
**[06:12] BABY**
What?
**[06:13] MINA**
If people find out I'm Tsukishiro Mina.
**[06:16] BABY**
What?
***SIGN*** STOMP
**[06:20] BABY**
Could it be?
**[06:21] MINA**
I'm just speaking hypothetically!
**[06:23] BABY**
Of course you can't.
**[06:25] BABY**
It'd be difficult to live a normal
life, much less work as an announcer.
**[06:31] BABY**
I know. You can have this.
**[06:33] MINA**
What?
**[06:36] BABY**
It's a Rabbit Laser.
**[06:37] BABY**
Its laser beam erases all
of a person's memories.
**[06:41] MINA**
What?
**[06:42] BABY**
If anyone realizes who you are, you
can shoot them with that. Then...
**[06:48] YUU**
Tsukishiro Mina? Who's that?
**[06:54] MINA**
I can't do that.
**[06:56] MINA**
Has the Rabbit Force always been
such a frightening organization?
**[06:59] NAKORU**
Senpai.
**[07:01] KANJI**
Were you just talking to someone?
**[07:03] MINA**
It's just your imagination.
**[07:07] MINA**
Anyway, were you at practice?
**[07:09] KANJI**
Yeah, I guess.
**[07:10] NAKORU**
My brother has been working really hard.
**[07:13] NAKORU**
He's determined to make it
to the Koshien next year.
**[07:15] KANJI**
Don't tell her that.
**[07:17] NAKORU**
What's you problem?
**[07:19] MINA**
I see. You're working
towards your dream, too.
**[07:24] MINA**
*What should I do?*
**[07:26] MINA**
*I don't want to give up on my dream,*
**[07:30] MINA**
*but what should I do?*
**[07:36] AD**
Okay, let's begin rehearsal.
**[07:40] MINA**
Calm down, Mina. You need
to confirm the facts first.
**[07:44] MINA**
Has Yuu-chan really noticed
I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
**[07:47] MINA**
Huh?
**[07:51] YUU**
Tsukudacchi, you're interested in my TV show?
**[07:53] YUU**
You should've said so.
**[07:57] AD**
We're ready to roll cameras.
**[07:59] MINA**
Okay.
**[08:00] AD**
Here we go. Three, two, one.
**[08:04] MINA**
That's the grade school announcer
everyone's talking about.
**[08:13] MUTSUMUNE**
Serves you right, Tsukudani.
**[08:15] MUTSUMUNE**
I won't allow you to make your
TV show debut by yourself.
**[08:21] MUTSUMUNE**
What?
**[08:26] MINA**
I screwed up again.
**[08:31] KIRYU**
Tsukuda-kun.
**[08:33] KIRYU**
What are you doing? Are you
going to be in a TV show?
**[08:36] MINA**
Kiryu-san.
**[08:37] MINA**
I guess. Are you on your
way to cover a story?
**[08:41] KIRYU**
I have to get lunch with a sponsor.
**[08:44] KIRYU**
French food isn't really my thing, though.
**[08:47] MINA**
That reminds me, I haven't eaten yet.
**[08:52] KIRYU**
Should we get lunch together sometime?
**[08:54] MINA**
What? Really?
**[08:56] KIRYU**
Aw, crap. I'm going to be late.
**[08:58] KIRYU**
See you later.
**[09:05] YUU**
So you're in love with that wannabe hot guy.
**[09:09] YUU**
Let's see. Kiryu's number is...
**[09:11] MINA**
Don't!
**[09:12] YUU**
You don't want me to tell him?
**[09:14] MINA**
What?
**[09:16] YUU**
You love him, don't you?
**[09:18] YUU**
Then you should quit waffling
and tell him the truth.
**[09:22] TSUKUDA**
*So she does know I'm Tsukishiro Mina.*
**[09:29] YUU**
If you're determined to keep it a
secret, then I won't say anything.
**[09:34] YUU**
I've made up my mind.
**[09:35] YUU**
As of today, you're my servant.
**[09:38] YUU**
Talk back to me, and I'll kill you.
**[09:44] CLERK**
Hup, hup, hup.
**[09:45] MINA**
Could you make out the receipt to
Takanashi Entertainment Productions?
**[09:48] YUU**
You idiot!
**[09:50] YUU**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[09:52] YUU**
Mixed fruit? I only drink 100% orange juice.
**[09:55] YUU**
Nothing else will do.
**[09:56] MINA**
But it's good.
**[09:58] MINA**
It's got apples, cherries,
and all kinds of stuff.
**[10:01] YUU**
I said no!
**[10:03] MINA**
*Why is this happening to me?*
**[10:05] MINA**
*What should I do?*
**[10:09] YUU**
Tsukudacchi, rub my shoulders.
**[10:11] MINA**
Yes, ma'am.
**[10:12] YUU**
Rub my feet next.
**[10:13] MINA**
Yes, ma'am.
**[10:14] YUU**
Oh, no. The priceless vase
my art dealer gave me.
**[10:19] MINA**
But you told me to carry it.
**[10:21] YUU**
Maybe I'll reveal your secret.
**[10:22] MINA**
Can I pay it off over time?
**[10:26] YUU**
Tsukudacchi, I'm bored. Dance for me.
**[10:28] MINA**
What?
**[10:31] YUU**
Actually, sing me a sad song instead.
**[10:35] YUU**
Do an impression of Nikaido
the baseball player.
**[10:38] MINA**
Yay! You are Japanese top actor!
**[10:41] YUU**
I'm an actress.
**[10:43] YUU**
What do they teach you in school?
**[10:52] DAD**
Come on, this way.
**[10:59] YUU**
You can go for today.
**[11:00] MINA**
What?
**[11:01] YUU**
You've got your show, don't you?
**[11:03] YUU**
Come back tomorrow.
**[11:05] MINA**
Okay.
**[11:08] BABY**
What?
**[11:11] BABY**
The Jersian escaped in transit?
**[11:14] BABY**
They're prone to making assumptions.
**[11:17] BABY**
It's possible they'll return to Earth.
**[11:29] AD SUZUKI**
Okay, good.
**[11:31] AD SUZUKI**
Good work, everyone.
**[11:33] KIRYU**
What's wrong? You seem tired.
**[11:37] MINA**
I'm totally fine.
**[11:39] SUIREN**
Liar. Yuu-chan's working you to the bone.
**[11:42] KIRYU**
What?
**[11:43] MINA**
Suiren-san, how do you know that?
**[11:46] SUIREN**
People are talking about
it around the station.
**[11:48] SUIREN**
Most of the staff know already.
**[11:50] KIRYU**
Why are you listening to a child?
**[11:53] MINA**
You're wrong.
**[11:55] MINA**
Oh, please. That's obviously not the case.
**[12:03] BABY**
Tsukuda, be honest.
**[12:06] MINA**
No!
**[12:08] MINA**
Why do you always pop out of weird places?
**[12:12] BABY**
That child knows your identity, doesn't she?
**[12:16] BABY**
I still need you to keep working.
**[12:19] BABY**
You have to protect yourself.
**[12:21] BABY**
Hit her with the beam.
**[12:23] MINA**
Hey, wait.
**[12:26] MINA**
What should I do? I'm at my limit.
**[12:29] MINA**
I need to set things straight tomorrow.
**[12:35] MINA**
*But how should I bring up the subject?*
**[12:40] MINA**
I didn't order this.
**[12:43] SHIRAHIME**
You've been friendly with Yuu, haven't you?
**[12:45] MINA**
What?
**[12:46] SHIRAHIME**
Thank you.
**[12:48] SHIRAHIME**
Her mother and I were
once friends as children.
**[12:50] SHIRAHIME**
She visits my shop sometimes.
**[12:53] MINA**
I see.
**[12:54] SHIRAHIME**
She can be selfish and a handful,
but please be kind to her.
**[12:58] SHIRAHIME**
I think she wants someone to talk to.
**[13:00] MINA**
What?
**[13:02] SHIRAHIME**
All year around, her parents
travel overseas for business.
**[13:08] SHIRAHIME**
So she stays with her aunt all by herself.
**[13:09] YUU**
One, two, three, four, five, six.
**[13:13] SHIRAHIME**
They don't seem to be getting along, though.
**[13:18] SHIRAHIME**
When she came the other day, she
said she didn't want to go home.
**[13:22] MINA**
I see.
**[13:25] ANNOUNCER**
*Here's our next story.*
**[13:27] ANNOUNCER**
* Tsukumi-cho's famous Ferris wheel has*
* been ridden over 15 million times.*
**[13:35] MINA**
That's...
**[13:40] MINA**
*Is Yuu-chan lonely?*
**[13:44] MINA**
*Is that why she's so demanding?*
**[13:48] MINA**
I'm done hesitating.
**[13:52] YUU**
What do you mean?
**[13:54] MINA**
You want to ride that, don't you?
**[13:58] MINA**
You're so busy every day, so I
thought you could use a break.
**[14:06] MINA**
Right?
**[14:08] YUU**
Don't just stand there. Hurry up.
**[14:19] MINA**
What?
**[14:21] EMPLOYEE**
I'm sorry, but the Ferris wheel is
closed today due to strong winds.
**[14:25] YUU**
Turn it on.
**[14:27] MINA**
Listen, Yuu-chan...
**[14:28] YUU**
I decided I'm going to ride this today.
**[14:31] EMPLOYEE**
I'm sorry, but for your safety...
**[14:33] YUU**
Quit yapping and turn it on.
**[14:35] YUU**
Can't you listen to a star?
**[14:37] EMPLOYEE**
It's against regulations, so...
**[14:41] YUU**
I wanna ride!
**[14:42] MINA**
I'm sorry. I thought it would make you happy.
**[14:43] YUU**
Turn it on! Turn it on so I can ride!
**[14:46] MINA**
I just wanted to have a
serious talk with you.
**[14:49] MINA**
I'm really sorry this happened.
**[14:55] YUU**
Don't try to use clever tricks.
It's not your style.
**[14:58] MINA**
What?
**[14:59] YUU**
You're just a dumb high school girl.
**[15:07] YUU**
So, what did you want to talk about?
**[15:13] MINA**
*What should I do?*
**[15:14] MINA**
* If Yuu-chan really does know*
* I'm Tsukishiro Mina, then...*
**[15:26] MINA**
* Oh, right. That Ferris wheel*
* is special to Yuu-chan.*
**[15:32] MINA**
*There's no way I can shoot her.*
**[15:35] MINA**
* I'll have to honestly explain the situation*
* and ask her not to tell anyone.*
**[15:39] YUU**
It must be hard for you, Tsukudacchi.
**[15:41] MINA**
Huh?
**[15:44] YUU**
Attending high school and working
as an announcer must be hard.
**[15:48] MINA**
What?
**[15:50] YUU**
I'm super popular, you know?
I have a lot of stress.
**[15:56] YUU**
It makes me want to be mean.
**[15:59] YUU**
I'm not apologizing, though.
**[16:01] YUU**
But if you really want to be my
friend, then I might consider it.
**[16:12] MINA**
Of course. I hope we can keep hanging out!
**[16:15] MINA**
*I see. That's what she meant by two roles.*
**[16:19] MINA**
*I'm such a dummy. I got the wrong idea.*
**[16:31] MINA**
I don't need this thing.
**[16:33] MINA**
Even if someone finds out who I am,
I'll solve the problem on my own.
**[16:39] BABY**
Okay, okay. Now put the gun down.
**[16:46] ANNOUNCER**
* Can you hear the sound of*
* this packed stadium, viewers?*
**[16:51] ANNOUNCER**
* An unprecedented event in soccer history*
* is playing out right before our eyes.*
**[16:56] KIRYU**
I know. I've never seen anything like this.
**[16:59] MINA**
Has soccer always been played like this?
**[17:04] REF**
You're off the field!
**[17:05] PLAYER**
What?
**[17:06] REF**
Nobody likes rough play!
**[17:08] FAN 1**
Come on, ref! Enough!
**[17:13] AD SUZUKI**
Is he an alien?
**[17:15] KATO D**
This is a great shot. Roll cameras.
**[17:17] MINA**
Hey, stop that!
**[17:19] REF**
You're off the field for yelling at the ref!
**[17:27] YUU**
She's such a klutz.
**[17:29] YUU**
Fine. I guess I'll help.
**[17:34] MINA**
What should I do?
**[17:35] MINA**
I need to become Mina, but...
**[17:48] YUU**
Jujitsu.
**[17:52] NARRATION**
* Popular child actress Takanashi*
* Yuu is actually another Mina.*
**[17:59] NARRATION**
*Her name is Tamamushi Mina.*
**[18:02] NARRATION**
* She is the renowned and precious*
* prodigy of the Rabbit Force.*
**[18:19] NARRATION**
* Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit*
* Force base secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[18:26] NARRATION**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's super*
* acceleration allows the weapon to*
**[18:31] NARRATION**
* reach Earth in an average*
* time of 14.7 seconds.*
**[19:04] TAMAMUSHI**
You must be the Jersians.
**[19:07] TAMAMUSHI**
I understand being upset about rough
play, but you've gone too far.
**[19:10] REF**
No unauthorized entry to the field!
**[19:18] TAMAMUSHI**
You hit me.
**[19:21] TAMAMUSHI**
Not even my parents have ever hit me!
**[19:31] TAMAMUSHI**
Cherry Teardrop!
**[19:42] MINA**
Found some. Great.
**[19:49] MINA**
Jujitsu...
**[19:54] TSUKISHIRO**
Jersians, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
**[19:59] TSUKISHIRO**
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest again.
**[20:06] TSUKISHIRO**
Huh? What?
**[20:08] TSUKISHIRO**
What's going on?
**[20:16] YUU**
*Superstar team Shunichi will show up to*
**[20:20] YUU**
* their third sequential game*
* this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...*
**[20:28] YUU**
*Impersonating you wasn't easy, Tsukudacchi.*
**[20:31] YUU**
*I'll hang out with you anytime.*
**[20:36] BABY**
You're such a mean girl.
You even made that toy.
**[20:42] GUN**
*Shots fired! You're not cut out to be a Mina!*
**[20:47] BABY**
You pretended you knew Tsukuda was
Tsukushiro Mina and approached her.
**[20:50] BABY**
If she had tried to shoot you, then
she wouldn't be cut out to be a Mina.
**[20:55] YUU**
It's not okay to sacrifice
others, even for a noble cause.
**[21:00] BABY**
Because of you, now I look like the bad guy.
**[21:02] BABY**
I need clear this up later.
**[21:05] YUU**
I'm a true member of the Rabbit Force.
**[21:08] YUU**
It's my duty to make sure
Tsukudacchi's fit to be one of us.
**[21:16] YUU**
Someday, she'll realize the
significance of our genes.
***SIGN*** New Star Tamamushi Mina!
***SIGN*** Solves Soccer
Stadium Incident!
**[21:28] MINA**
Who is Tamamushi Mina?
**[21:30] MINA**
I'd like to meet her someday.
**[21:34] MINA**
But first, I need to make
Yuu-chan admit defeat.
**[21:40] MINA**
Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the
indigo plant, it is bluer than indigo.
**[23:08] DAD**
Mina's late coming home today.
**[23:10] MOM**
What are you talking about?
**[23:12] MOM**
She's staying overnight
with Kiryu-san for a story.
**[23:14] DAD**
She's staying out overnight with a man?
**[23:16] DAD**
I never gave her permission to do that.
**[23:18] MOM**
But I did. She'll be all right.
**[23:22] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "In the Open-Air Bath."*
**[23:25] HAIBARA**
*Are you newlyweds? How nice.*
**[23:28] HAIBARA**
*I've prepared a bed for you.*
**[23:30] KIRYU**
*What? Actually, we're here to cover a story.*
**[23:32] TSUKUDA**
*She thought we were newlyweds? Wow.*
# E6 - In the Open-Air Bath
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU413QP/in-the-open-air-bath)
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**[02:03] KIRYU**
Tsukuda.
**[02:04] MINA**
Yes?
**[02:05] KIRYU**
You're so nervous.
**[02:07] KIRYU**
Are you that worried about my driving?
**[02:10] MINA**
What? Oh, no. I'm sorry.
**[02:14] MINA**
*It's not like that.*
***SIGN*** #06 In the Open-Air Bath
**[02:38] KIRYU**
What's going on here?
**[02:59] KIRYU**
Are you okay, Tsukuda?
**[03:02] MINA**
Yes.
**[03:05] KIRYU**
We'll have to go over the mountains.
**[03:08] MINA**
*This feeling...*
**[03:10] MINA**
*What is this feeling?*
**[03:16] AD SUZUKI**
This isn't good!
**[03:18] SUIREN**
No? The camera films automatically.
**[03:20] SUIREN**
I'm sure those two can handle
a story on their own.
**[03:23] AD SUZUKI**
That's not the problem.
**[03:24] AD SUZUKI**
I mean a man and a woman have been
sent to a hot spring alone together.
**[03:28] SUIREN**
Kiryu-kun's an adult. They'll be fine.
**[03:31] AD SUZUKI**
Haven't you noticed how
Tsukuda-chan's been acting lately?
**[03:35] SUIREN**
Noticed what?
**[03:37] AD SUZUKI**
Girls her age are in love with love.
**[03:41] AD SUZUKI**
And Kiryu-san doesn't seem
totally disinterested either.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[03:58] TAKURO**
Where's Mina?
**[04:00] MIKASA**
She's staying out overnight with
Kiryu-san to cover a story.
**[04:06] TAKURO**
Kiryu, huh?
**[04:08] TAKURO**
Oh, right. You mean SpoLuna's
female announcer.
**[04:11] MIKASA**
That's Suiren-san.
**[04:12] MIKASA**
Kiryu-san is the former rugby player
bad boy who sits next to her.
**[04:17] TAKURO**
She's staying overnight with a man?
**[04:20] TAKURO**
No one told me.
**[04:22] MIKASA**
She told me.
**[04:24] TAKURO**
And you let her go?
**[04:27] MIKASA**
Of course. It's been her
dream since grade school.
**[04:31] MIKASA**
She'll be fine.
**[04:34] TAURO**
Right.
**[04:40] KIRYU**
A rugby team that played
overseas the other day...
**[04:49] KIRYU**
suddenly abandoned the match
and engaged in rough play.
**[04:53] KIRYU**
At first, people thought
it was alien interference,
**[04:57] KIRYU**
but an investigation revealed they
were neither disguised aliens
**[05:01] KIRYU**
nor robots but rugby players.
**[05:05] KIRYU**
They were probably brainwashed
by aliens somehow,
**[05:09] KIRYU**
but no one's been able to prove it.
**[05:13] KIRYU**
There's only one place where they
could've come in contact with aliens.
**[05:17] KIRYU**
The place where they held
a secret training camp,
**[05:21] KIRYU**
Honekami Hot Spring Gorge.
**[05:25] KIRYU**
We're here, Tsukuda.
**[05:28] MINA**
Yes, Kiryu-san.
**[05:32] HAIBARA**
Welcome.
**[05:36] HAIBARA**
Y'all are newlyweds? How nice.
**[05:40] KIRYU**
Actually...
**[05:46] HAIBARA**
I've prepared a bed for y'all.
**[05:49] BOTH**
What?
**[05:51] KIRYU**
Actually, we're here to cover a story.
**[05:53] KIRYU**
I believe we requested two rooms.
**[05:56] HAIBARA**
Is that right? Forgive me.
**[06:00] HAIBARA**
In that case, I'll have another room
prepared for y'all right away.
**[06:09] HAIBARA**
Make yourselves at home until then.
**[06:13] MINA**
Why does she have a Kyoto accent?
**[06:17] HAIBARA**
Feel free to use the bath anytime.
**[06:23] KIRYU**
What a careless hostess.
**[06:34] MUTSUMUNE**
Ahem!
**[06:40] MINA**
*She thought we looked like newlyweds? Wow.*
**[06:48] MUTSUMUNE**
* I won't allow a newbie to*
* cover a story with Kiryu,*
**[06:53] MUTSUMUNE**
*Luna TV's hottest newscaster.*
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
**[07:06] NAKORU**
Onii-chan.
**[07:09] NAKORU**
If you're looking for
Tsukuda-senpai, she's not here.
**[07:11] KANJI**
I'm not looking for her.
**[07:13] KANJI**
I just happened to pass by.
**[07:15] NAKORU**
She went on a trip to cover a story.
**[07:17] NAKORU**
You know that handsome SpoLuna guy Kiryu?
**[07:20] NAKORU**
Apparently, she's with him.
**[07:22] KANJI**
Well, it's her job. She's bound
to travel for work sometimes.
**[07:26] NAKORU**
It's just the two of them.
**[07:30] KANJI**
That's none of my business.
**[07:38] KANJI**
* Tsukuda wouldn't give that*
* old guy the time of day.*
**[07:51] KIRYU**
Well, well.
**[07:53] KIRYU**
You look good in a yukata.
**[07:55] MINA**
Kiryu-san.
**[08:03] MINA**
Thank you for earlier.
**[08:06] KIRYU**
It was nothing.
**[08:08] MINA**
Um...
**[08:11] MINA**
Never mind. It's nothing.
**[08:14] KIRYU**
What is it? You're not acting like yourself.
**[08:18] MINA**
Well, are you seeing anyone, Kiryu-san?
**[08:24] KIRYU**
What?
**[08:27] MINA**
I'm sorry. Of course you are.
**[08:32] MINA**
That was a strange thing to ask.
**[08:35] HAIBARA**
Dinner is served.
**[08:38] KIRYU**
Dinner's ready. Come on, Tsukuda.
**[08:49] MINA**
*I can't eat this much.*
**[08:53] HAIBARA**
There's plenty more if you'd like seconds.
**[08:55] MINA**
*I won't be asking for more.*
**[08:57] KIRYU**
More, please.
**[08:58] HAIBARA**
Of course.
**[09:00] KIRYU**
Here you are.
**[09:04] KIRYU**
Tsukuda, if you're not
gonna eat that, I will.
**[09:06] MINA**
Go ahead.
**[09:15] MUTSUMUNE**
*Damn you, Tsukudani.*
**[09:23] MUTSUMUNE**
"Squee, it's a hot spring!"
**[09:26] MUTSUMUNE**
When that idiot comes running in here...
**[09:39] MUTSUMUNE**
The trap has been set!
***SIGN*** Large Communal Bath
**[09:52] MINA**
* Rustic hot springs like these*
* tend to have mixed bathing.*
**[09:57] KIRYU**
What are you so bashful about?
**[10:00] KIRYU**
Come closer.
**[10:03] MINA**
* "Come closer." "Oh, I couldn't."*
* "It's fine. Come closer."*
**[10:07] MINA**
*Yeah, right. Oh, my.*
**[10:09] KIRYU**
Tsukuda, the women's bath is that way.
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Women
**[10:27] MINA**
I'm such a dummy.
**[10:29] MINA**
What's wrong with me?
**[10:33] MINA**
*Could it be? Is this feeling love?*
**[10:39] MINA**
Wow.
**[10:42] MUTSUMUNE**
What is she doing?
**[10:48] MUTSUMUNE**
*That girl can be so difficult.*
**[11:02] MUTSUMUNE**
Oopsie-daisy. Here I go.
**[11:47] MINA**
I thought I just heard Mutsumune-san scream.
**[11:51] MINA**
Maybe I imagined it.
**[12:11] MINA**
Ouch...
**[12:18] MINA**
Mutsumune-san?
**[12:31] MINA**
Otsuki Mina-san?
**[12:39] KIRYU**
Tsukuda, what's wrong?
Should I come over there?
**[12:46] MINA**
It's nothing!
**[12:49] KIRYU**
Okay.
**[12:53] MINA**
Um...
**[12:54] OTSUKI**
Nanashi contacted me.
**[12:58] (Flashback) BABY**
Numerous Replians were detected
at Honekami Hot Spring.
**[13:02] (Flashback) BABY**
It was the Replians'
personality change system
**[13:06] (Flashback) BABY**
that temporarily altered the
rugby players' personalities.
**[13:10] (Flashback) BABY**
They're aliens who prefer violent
brawls to sportsmanlike games.
**[13:17] (Flashback) BABY**
They probably changed the
personalities of the players
**[13:20] (Flashback) BABY**
who visited Honekami Hot Spring.
**[13:25] OTSUKI**
Join me.
***SIGN*** 29 Vegetables
7820μg of β-Carotene
80% Vegetable Juice + 20% Fruit Juice = 100%
**[13:41] MINA**
Okay.
**[13:47] MINA**
Jujitsu.
**[13:53] NARRATION**
* The carrot she consumed contains*
* an abundance of β-carotene.*
**[13:57] NARRATION**
*When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,*
**[14:01] NARRATION**
* the active oxygen in her body is*
* removed, and her cells are regenerated*
**[14:06] NARRATION**
* as Tsukuda Mina completes*
* her Jujitsu transformation*
**[14:09] NARRATION**
*into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[14:16] NARRATION**
* Mina's weapon is launched*
* from the Rabbit Force base*
**[14:21] NARRATION**
*secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[14:24] NARRATION**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's*
* super acceleration allows*
**[14:28] NARRATION**
* the weapon to reach Earth in an*
* average time of 14.7 seconds.*
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Rabbit
***SIGN*** Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
**[16:01] OTSUKI**
Let's go.
**[16:03] OTSUKI**
What's wrong?
**[16:05] TSUKISHIRO**
Well, um...
**[16:09] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san, I don't actually
want to be a Mina.
**[16:28] TSUKISHIRO**
I love being an announcer.
**[16:31] TSUKISHIRO**
I want to focus on my job.
**[16:36] TSUKISHIRO**
I came to this hot spring for
work, but I can't seem to focus.
**[16:42] TSUKISHIRO**
I think there's someone I'm interested in.
**[16:48] TSUKISHIRO**
They're a colleague. My senior, actually.
**[16:59] TSUKISHIRO**
I know these romantic feelings
would get in the way of my work.
**[17:04] TSUKISHIRO**
I don't want to be a Mina, but these
feelings I have for Kiryu-san...
**[17:11] OTSUKI**
I get it.
**[17:14] OTSUKI**
You can't help it if you fall in
love with someone or something.
**[17:26] KIRYU**
Tsukuda?
**[17:28] KIRYU**
She's still just a child if she's
swimming around in the bath.
**[17:36] OTSUKI**
Who said you can only
do one thing at a time?
**[17:40] OTSUKI**
You should seize everything you want.
**[17:46] TSUKISHIRO**
You're right.
**[17:50] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro!
**[17:54] OTSUKI**
Take this! And this!
**[18:14] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san!
**[18:24] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro, transform your carrot weapon.
**[18:27] TSUKISHIRO**
Right.
**[18:29] TSUKISHIRO**
Transform!
**[18:33] NARRATION**
* A carrot weapon can transform*
* according to its wielder's will,*
**[18:37] NARRATION**
*turning it into the ultimate weapon.*
**[18:42] TSUKISHIRO**
Carrot Submarine Attack!
**[18:53] KIRYU**
What is that?
**[19:14] OTSUKI**
Replian, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
**[19:18] OTSUKI**
the Rabbit Force is placing
you under arrest.
**[19:22] TSUKISHIRO**
The Replian has been arrested.
**[19:27] KIRYU**
Are you okay?
**[19:30] KIRYU**
What? Mutsumune? What are you doing here?
**[19:37] KIRYU**
Tsukuda, are you hurt?
**[19:40] KIRYU**
Good.
**[19:57] MINA**
Suiren-san?
**[19:58] KIRYU**
Suiren-kun, what are you doing here?
**[20:01] SUIREN**
No reason.
**[20:03] SUIREN**
I decided to visit a hot spring
on my day off and ended up here.
**[20:19] SUIREN**
Announcers Kiryu and Tsukuda
got the scoop on the rough play
**[20:24] SUIREN**
of the rugby team that participated
in an friendly overseas game.
**[20:28] KIRYU**
The Replian personality
change system secretly built
**[20:31] KIRYU**
at the bottom of the Honekami
Hot Spring open-air bath
**[20:37] KIRYU**
brainwashed the visiting rugby players.
**[20:40] MINA**
Take a look at this video
from the hot spring.
***SIGN*** Exclusive Scoop!
***SIGN*** Secret of the Honekami
Hot Spring Open-Air Bath!!
**[20:48] KATO D**
Why?
**[20:50] KATO D**
Why did you film an immodest Mucchi
**[20:55] KATO D**
and the ruined bath instead of
Mina fighting the Replians?
**[21:00] MINA**
I'm sorry.
**[21:02] KATO D**
I'm taking the bath's cost of
repairs out of your wages.
**[21:05] KATO D**
Not that you make much.
**[21:06] MINA**
What? But...
**[21:08] AD SUZUKI**
Kato-san.
**[21:09] KATO D**
What?
**[21:10] AD SUZUKI**
The Sports Federation is honoring SpoLuna
for repairing international relations.
**[21:16] AD SUZUKI**
They're offering to pay
to repair the bath, too.
**[21:20] AD SUZUKI**
That's great news for you, Tsukuda-chan.
**[21:23] KATO D**
Fine, then.
**[21:24] KATO D**
Since the matter has been settled,
**[21:28] KATO D**
I suppose I can honor Tsukudani—rather,
Tsukuda's extraordinary efforts.
**[21:34] ALL**
Good job!
**[21:36] MINA**
I'll do it all.
**[21:40] MINA**
Work, my mission, and love.
**[23:08] WOMAN**
* My mother taught me dreams*
* aren't for achieving.*
**[23:12] WOMAN**
*We're happiest when we're dreaming.*
**[23:15] GIRL**
* Kisaragi Mina-san, can I be*
* like you when I grow up?*
**[23:19] WOMAN**
*I'm sure you can.*
**[23:21] GIRL**
*I can be a Mina, too.*
**[23:24] WOMAN**
*Well, I'm a hurry. See you later.*
**[23:25] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "Fair Harumina."*
**[23:29] WOMAN**
* Mother, Japan's Minas have*
* recognized me as a Japanese Mina.*
**[23:35] TSUKUDA**
*What?*
# E7 - Suiren-senpai's Affair
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQW354/suiren-senpais-affair)
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**[01:53] KATO D**
Announcer Koshu Suiren
will be taking some time off SpoLuna.
**[01:58] ALL**
What?!
**[02:00] KATO D**
I'm sure you know her already,
**[02:03] KATO D**
but veteran pundit Kozai Ana
will be filling in for her.
**[02:09] KOZAI**
Thanks for having me.
**[02:10] MINA**
What's going to happen to Suiren-san?
**[02:14] KATO D**
She may be asked to leave the program.
**[02:18] MINA**
What? No way.
***SIGN*** #07 Suiren-senpai's Affair
**[02:30] MINA**
Suzuki-san, did something happen to Suiren-san?
**[02:35] AD SUZUKI**
My friend who works in publishing told me
**[02:38] AD SUZUKI**
someone brought photographs of Suiren-san
having an affair to a magazine.
**[02:43] MINA**
An affair? There's no way.
**[02:46] AD SUZUKI**
They came from a shady
up-and-coming paparazza.
**[02:49] AD SUZUKI**
She hasn't handed over the photos yet
because she's hoping to jack up the price.
**[02:55] MINA**
There's no way Suiren-san would have an affair.
**[02:58] MINA**
I'm going to find this
paparazza and let her have it.
**[03:05] MINA**
The first rule to contacting the paparazzi
is don't let anyone find out.
**[03:10] MAN**
Where should we go?
**[03:11] WOMAN**
Well...
**[03:14] MAN**
That's SpoLuna's Tsukuda.
**[03:15] WOMAN**
She's acting suspicious.
***SIGN*** Message
Board
***SIGN*** Day
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Message
***SIGN*** Messages
will
be
erased
after
six
hours
**[03:20] MINA**
The second rule is write
your BWH on a message board.
**[03:29] MINA**
What's a BWH, anyway?
**[03:32] MINA**
The third rule is be patient and wait,
**[03:35] MINA**
and wait, and wait...
**[03:46] MINA**
Um, hello?
**[03:49] TSUTSUJI**
*Look down at your chest.*
**[03:55] MINA**
What?!
**[04:00] MINA**
Please don't shoot!
**[04:02] TSUTSUJI**
*What are you talkin' about?*
**[04:04] TSUTSUJI**
*Just keep quiet and follow the light.*
**[04:06] MINA**
Okay.
**[04:20] MINA**
A bazooka with a laser sight?
**[04:22] MINA**
I'm gonna die!
**[04:24] TSUTSUJI**
You idiot, it's a telephoto
camera with infrared focusing.
**[04:29] MINA**
You're the paparazza?
**[04:31] TSUTSUJI**
What do you want?
**[04:33] MINA**
I'm here about Suiren-senpai's photos.
**[04:36] MINA**
There's no way Suiren-senpai
would have an affair.
**[04:39] TSUTSUJI**
So that's what this is about?
**[04:41] MINA**
You don't actually have any photos, do you?
**[04:44] TSUTSUJI**
Of course I do.
**[04:45] MINA**
Then show them to me.
**[04:46] TSUTSUJI**
Only if you pay me.
**[04:49] MINA**
So you don't have them.
**[04:51] TSUTSUJI**
I do.
**[04:51] MINA**
Do not.
**[04:52] TSUTSUJI**
Do, too.
**[04:53] MINA**
Do not.
**[04:54] TSUTSUJI**
Do, too.
**[04:54] MINA**
Do not.
**[04:55] TSUTSUJI**
Do, too.
**[04:55] TSUTSUJI**
Take a look.
**[05:00] MINA**
No way.
**[05:02] TSUTSUJI**
That was just a little taste.
**[05:05] TSUTSUJI**
If you want to see more, fork over the money.
**[05:07] TSUTSUJI**
Later.
**[05:17] KOZAI**
I, Kozai, will be filling in as main
caster during Suiren's absence.
**[05:23] KOZAI**
Let's start with the three-minute
segment, Tsukuda.
**[05:26] MINA**
* I can't believe Suiren-senpai*
* is having an affair.*
**[05:29] KOZAI**
Tsukuda.
**[05:31] KOZAI**
Tsukuda!
**[05:32] MINA**
Right.
**[05:38] MINA**
I'm sorry.
**[05:40] KOZAI**
What has Suiren been teaching
the new announcer?
**[05:50] MINA**
Forgive me, Tonton-chan.
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Shopping Center
***SIGN*** Monkura
**[05:59] TSUTSUJI**
Monja sucks.
**[06:01] TSUTSUJI**
Nothing beats okonomiyaki.
**[06:04] MINA**
I don't care about that.
**[06:06] MINA**
Here's your money.
**[06:08] MINA**
Now you'll give me the photos, right?
**[06:15] TSUTSUJI**
You think I'm a sucker?
**[06:16] TSUTSUJI**
I'm not sellin' those
exclusive photos for peanuts.
**[06:19] MINA**
What?
**[06:24] MINA**
Wait, Ms. Paparazza.
**[06:26] TSUTSUJI**
No deal. Just give up and leave me alone.
**[06:31] MINA**
I can't do that.
**[06:33] MINA**
Huh?
**[06:34] MINA**
It's infrared focusing.
**[06:36] TSUTSUJI**
No, that's a laser sight!
**[06:39] MINA**
What?
**[06:41] MINA**
Watch out!
**[06:47] MINA**
What? An alien?
**[07:04] TSUTSUJI**
You saved my neck today. I owe you my life.
**[07:11] MINA**
Why was that alien trying to kill you?
**[07:15] TSUTSUJI**
I've had my fair share of danger
livin' the life of a rogue.
**[07:22] TSUTSUJI**
Have a seat.
**[07:24] MINA**
Okay.
**[07:26] TSUTSUJI**
In any case, that's the first time
an alien's tried to kill me.
**[07:30] MINA**
Why do you do this
dangerous job, Ms. Paparazza?
**[07:33] TSUTSUJI**
I'm glad you asked.
**[07:35] TSUTSUJI**
Despite how I seems, before I got
into this unfortunate business,
**[07:39] TSUTSUJI**
I used to be in the business
of savin' the world.
**[07:43] TSUTSUJI**
But...
**[07:45] TSUTSUJI**
But I found somethin' more important to save.
**[07:49] MINA**
Like what?
**[07:54] TSUTSUJI**
These.
**[07:57] TSUTSUJI**
Well? Pretty impressive, right?
**[07:59] MINA**
Uh, sure.
**[08:01] TSUTSUJI**
They're all used and outdated weapons.
**[08:05] MINA**
But why weapons?
**[08:07] TSUTSUJI**
That's right. People despise weapons.
**[08:11] TSUTSUJI**
They're created by people,
used by people until they break,
**[08:15] TSUTSUJI**
and ultimately tossed
when they become outdated.
**[08:19] TSUTSUJI**
Savin' these old things
from the junkyard is my purpose.
**[08:27] MINA**
Well, be careful.
**[08:31] TSUTSUJI**
Hold up.
**[08:33] MINA**
What?
**[08:33] TSUTSUJI**
Why are you so desperate to help her?
**[08:38] MINA**
Because I want to be like Suiren-senpai.
**[08:43] MINA**
She's the reason I became an announcer.
**[08:45] TSUTSUJI**
I see. Sounds like you've got your reasons.
**[08:49] TSUTSUJI**
Maybe I wouldn't have gone rogue
if I'd had a boss like her.
**[08:53] MINA**
Ms. Paparazza, are you sure
I can't have those photos?
**[08:57] TSUTSUJI**
No. I need money to save the Type 601.
**[09:02] MINA**
The Type 601?
**[09:04] TSUTSUJI**
You mean you don't know?
**[09:07] TSUTSUJI**
It's the first tank created in post-war Japan
**[09:08] TSUTSUJI**
when our technology finally
caught up with the rest of the world.
**[09:12] TSUTSUJI**
The last remainin' one is about to be scrapped.
**[09:15] MINA**
I see.
***SIGN*** Iida Hall
**[09:28] KIRYU**
I believe you.
**[09:33] KIRYU**
Onoue-san was dejected
because he couldn't protect you
**[09:37] KIRYU**
from the pressure from the higher ups.
**[09:40] SUIREN**
There's only one truth.
**[09:41] SUIREN**
People will realize that eventually.
**[09:45] KIRYU**
I know. Tsukuda said there's
no way you'd have an affair.
**[09:50] KIRYU**
Apparently, she said she'd
teach that paparazza a lesson.
**[09:54] SUIREN**
I see.
**[09:56] HAIBARA**
Here's your Manhattan.
**[09:57] SUIREN**
What?
**[09:58] HAIBARA**
You're wearing the same shirt you wore
yesterday, and you haven't brushed your hair.
**[10:02] HAIBARA**
This is the perfect cocktail for you.
**[10:06] HAIBARA**
A bartender from Maryland made this cocktail
as a pick-me-up for a wounded gunman.
**[10:17] SUIREN**
It worked.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[10:21] TAKURO**
Has Mina been having money troubles recently?
**[10:24] TAKURO**
I saw Tonton-chan had been broken.
**[10:26] MIKASA**
Maybe she's spending it on a bad boy.
**[10:30] TAKURO**
A boy?
**[10:32] MIKASA**
I'm joking, honey.
**[10:34] TAKURO**
Don't make jokes that'll
give me a heart attack.
**[10:38] MIKASA**
She'll be fine.
**[10:41] MIKASA**
Filling Tonton-chan with change
has been her dream since grade school.
**[10:46] TAKURO**
Yikes.
***SIGN*** Luna TV
**[10:50] KATO D**
Suzuki, what the hell are all these papers?
**[10:52] AD SUZUKI**
I'm sorry. Looks like some of the newsroom's
documents got mixed up with ours.
**[10:56] KATO D**
Well, hurry up and give them back.
***SIGN*** The Last Type 601 Retires Today!!
**[11:03] MINA**
*So this is the Type 601.*
**[11:06] MINA**
Excuse me.
**[11:08] KOZAI**
Tsukuda-san.
**[11:13] TSUTSUJI**
What do you want?
**[11:16] TSUTSUJI**
I'm still not givin' you those photos.
**[11:18] MINA**
That's not why I'm here.
**[11:19] MINA**
The last Type 601 is going to be used as
a target at the Mt. Fuji practice range today.
**[11:24] TSUTSUJI**
What?
**[11:26] TSUTSUJI**
But why bother tellin' me?
**[11:28] TSUTSUJI**
If you were hoping to trade the information
for the photos, then forget it.
**[11:31] MINA**
It's not like that.
You love the Type 601, don't you?
**[11:37] MINA**
Nobody wants their friends to be sad.
**[11:41] TSUTSUJI**
Don't be absurd.
**[11:42] TSUTSUJI**
When did we become friends?
**[11:47] MINA**
Ms. Paparazza...
**[11:51] MINA**
*Not even a paparazza can save a tank.*
**[11:55] MINA**
*I'll have to become Mina.*
**[12:04] BABY**
What are you thinking about?
**[12:07] MINA**
Hypothetically speaking, what would happen
**[12:10] MINA**
if I used Mina's powers
for something other than my duties?
**[12:16] BABY**
One of my subordinates once tried that.
**[12:20] BABY**
She lost her powers, was kicked off
the Rabbit Force, and became a rogue Mina.
**[12:27] MINA**
A rogue Mina?
**[12:29] BABY**
Make sure you don't go rogue. See you later.
**[12:31] MINA**
Hey, wait.
**[12:38] TSUTSUJI**
It's really the Type 601.
**[12:41] TSUTSUJI**
I'll get you out of here.
**[12:49] TSUTSUJI**
Oh, it's so good.
**[12:52] TSUTSUJI**
My darlin' Type 601.
**[13:13] TSUTSUJI**
Stop!
**[13:19] TSUTSUJI**
It's those aliens. What's going on?
**[13:27] TSUTSUJI**
Crap! The time has come to pay the piper.
***SIGN*** Tsukuda Mina
***SIGN*** Luna TV
***SIGN*** Ratings Boosting Special Week!!
**[13:37] KATO D**
In the next special, we'll cover the country's
worst foods chosen by baseball players.
**[13:42] MINA**
*I wonder what happened to the paparazza.*
**[13:43] KATO D**
I guess we'll drag that out
for a whole week. Got it?
**[13:46] KATO D**
Anyway, Tsukuda and Suzuki,
I want you two to cover the story.
**[13:52] MINA**
I'm sorry.
**[13:56] KATO D**
Unbelievable.
**[13:59] MINA**
Hello, this is Tsukuda.
**[14:01] TSUTSUJI**
*Hello?*
**[14:03] MINA**
Ms. Paparazza?
**[14:05] TSUTSUJI**
*I'm at the Mt. Fuji practice range.*
**[14:07] MINA**
The practice range? What's going on?
**[14:12] MINA**
Ms. Paparazza!
**[14:13] TSUTSUJI**
You called me a friend earlier.
**[14:16] MINA**
*Yes.*
**[14:17] TSUTSUJI**
*I know you don't owe me anything, but...*
**[14:24] TSUTSUJI**
I'm a rogue, so I don't have
anyone else to turn to.
**[14:28] MINA**
Ms. Paparazza.
**[14:33] BABY**
*Make sure you don't go rogue.*
**[14:36] MINA**
* Even if I go rogue,*
* I'll cross that bridge when I get there.*
**[14:39] MINA**
*Right now I need to save the paparazza.*
**[14:50] MINA**
Jujitsu.
**[14:53] NARRATION**
*The carrot she consumed causes Tsukuda Mina*
**[14:56] NARRATION**
* to complete her Jujitsu transformation*
* into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[15:00] NARRATION**
* Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit*
* Force base secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[15:07] NARRATION**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's super*
* acceleration allows the weapon*
**[15:11] NARRATION**
* to reach Earth in*
* an average time of 14.7 seconds.*
**[15:22] TSUTSUJI**
Stop! Please stop!
**[15:25] TSUTSUJI**
What?
**[15:34] TSUTSUJI**
What? You're Tsukishiro Mina.
**[15:37] TSUTSUJI**
What are you doin' here?
**[15:38] TSUKISHIRO**
More importantly,
why are aliens trying to kill you?
**[15:42] TSUTSUJI**
I don't know.
**[15:45] TSUTSUJI**
Come to think of it, they started
comin' for me after I took that photo.
**[15:50] TSUKISHIRO**
That photo...
**[15:58] TSUKISHIRO**
This alien...
**[15:59] TSUTSUJI**
Alien?
**[16:03] TSUTSUJI**
I see.
**[16:05] TSUTSUJI**
I heard SpoLuna's Suiren
was investigatin' a backroom deal
**[16:08] TSUTSUJI**
between the coach of a baseball
team and a mysterious business.
**[16:12] TSUTSUJI**
I got that photo while keepin' an eye on her.
**[16:19] TSUTSUJI**
That guy must've been an alien.
**[16:22] TSUKISHIRO**
So Suiren-senpai wasn't having an affair.
**[16:26] TSUTSUJI**
I thought I'd get more money if I said I had
photos of a popular announcer's affair.
**[16:30] TSUTSUJI**
I'm sorry.
**[16:32] TSUKISHIRO**
In any case, let's get out of here.
**[16:34] TSUTSUJI**
We can't. We gotta save the Type 601, too.
**[16:37] TSUKISHIRO**
But...
**[16:38] TSUTSUJI**
I'm prepared to die with this thing.
**[16:43] TSUKISHIRO**
Fine. We'll rescue this tank, too.
**[16:46] TSUTSUJI**
You understand how I feel?
**[16:49] TSUKISHIRO**
To you, this tank is your friend.
**[16:52] TSUKISHIRO**
Nobody wants their friends to be sad.
**[16:56] TSUTSUJI**
You...
**[17:04] TSUKISHIRO**
Carrot Homing Missiles!
**[17:16] TSUTSUJI**
Nice one.
**[17:17] TSUKISHIRO**
Take this!
**[17:22] TSUKISHIRO**
Looks like I'm out of missiles.
**[17:30] TSUTSUJI**
Tsukishiro-han...
**[17:33] BABY**
It's good to see you again, Sanae Tsutsuji.
**[17:35] TSUTSUJI**
Nanashi?
**[17:37] BABY**
I see you haven't fixed
your habit of collecting antiques.
**[17:41] BABY**
Normally using Mina's powers for yourself
merits permanent exile from the force.
**[17:47] BABY**
But if you're willing to help us,
I'd be willing to return your powers...
***SIGN*** Blueberry
**[17:52] BABY**
Satsuki Mina.
**[17:55] TSUTSUJI**
There's no fixing this habit.
**[18:00] TSUTSUJI**
I'll drink this juice with great care.
**[18:07] NARRATION**
* The blueberry she consumed contains*
* an abundance of anthocyanin.*
**[18:11] NARRATION**
* The active oxygen in her body is removed,*
* and her cells are regenerated*
**[18:16] NARRATION**
* as Sanae Tsutsuji completes*
* her Jujitsu transformation*
**[18:18] NARRATION**
* into Satsuki Mina of the Rabbit Force,*
* wouldn't you know it?*
**[18:27] TSUKISHIRO**
You're a Mina, too?
**[18:32] SATSUKI**
I'm Satsuki Mina, rogue member
of the Rabbit Force.
**[18:36] SATSUKI**
Let's do this.
**[18:39] SATSUKI**
What? I don't get a Blueberry Weapon?
**[18:42] BABY**
You were kicked off the force.
We don't have a new weapon for you.
**[18:46] SATSUKI**
Then how am I supposed to fight?
**[18:48] BABY**
You prefer old things anyway.
**[18:51] BABY**
I ordered delivery for you. Hold tight.
**[18:53] SATSUKI**
Delivery?
**[18:59] BABY**
Thanks for coming.
**[19:00] HAZUKI**
Thanks for waiting.
**[19:01] HAZUKI**
Finding this in storage wasn't easy.
**[19:06] SATSUKI**
This is it. My greatest
and most powerful friend.
**[19:11] HAZUKI**
Thanks for ordering!
**[19:14] TSUKISHIRO**
Huh? I feel like I've seen her before.
**[19:18] SATSUKI**
Tsukishiro-han!
**[19:19] SATSUKI**
All right! Killer Rabbit Fire!
**[19:39] TSUKISHIRO**
Conejonians, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy
**[19:43] TSUKISHIRO**
and misuse of weapons,
**[19:45] TSUKISHIRO**
the Rabbit Force is placing you under arrest.
**[19:53] TSUTSUJI**
The Type 601 is awesome.
**[19:56] TSUTSUJI**
Now let's see how this impressive armor works.
**[20:04] MUTSUMUNE**
I'm so good at winning people over.
**[20:09] MUTSUMUNE**
I feel bad for Princess Ren,
**[20:11] MUTSUMUNE**
but if I win over Kozai, SpoLuna's
newbie spot will surely pass to me.
**[20:20] MUTSUMUNE**
What?!
**[20:21] MUTSUMUNE**
Something's coming my way now!
**[20:30] SUIREN**
Breaking news.
**[20:31] SUIREN**
A major impersonation plot
by Conejonians has been exposed.
**[20:36] SUIREN**
Take a look at these photos.
***SIGN*** Pro Baseball Impersonation Plot Exposed
**[20:39] SUIREN**
These baseball-loving aliens planned
**[20:41] SUIREN**
to take the place of actual
players during an official game.
**[20:44] SUIREN**
While investigating the coach
said to be working with them,
**[20:48] SUIREN**
we acquired this concrete evidence.
**[20:52] KOZAI**
Suiren's the best fit for
SpoLuna after all, Onoue-kun.
**[21:03] MINA**
*She kind of looks like her.*
**[21:06] KATO D**
Damn it, Tsukuda!
**[21:08] KATO D**
You skipped today's
important meeting! Where did you go?
**[21:12] MINA**
What? Uh, um...
**[21:15] AD SUZUKI**
Kato-san, HQ called.
**[21:17] AD SUZUKI**
They said Suiren's scoop
has received a huge response.
**[21:20] KATO D**
What?!
**[21:21] KATO D**
I see. In that case,
even though she's not here,
**[21:24] KATO D**
let's celebrate Suiren's return to work
and hope for her future success.
**[21:30] KATO D**
Cheers, everyone.
**[21:31] ALL**
Cheers!
**[21:35] MINA**
* Come to think of it, Kiryu-san*
* looked so kindly at Suiren-san.*
**[21:42] MINA**
*Could it be?*
**[23:08] YOSHIMI**
* Hey, Kanji. I got sexy*
* pictures of Tsukishiro again.*
**[23:11] KANJI**
*They're not sexy, okay?*
**[23:13] KANJI**
*I'm genuinely a fan of Tsukishiro Mina.*
**[23:15] YOSHIMI**
*This one's even crazier.*
**[23:17] NAKORU**
* I can't believe you're obsessed*
* with that midriff-baring freak.*
**[23:20] NAKORU**
*You suck.*
**[23:21] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento*
* Heiki Mina, "Grumpy Nakoru."*
**[23:25] NAKORU**
*I won't let you scout my brother.*
**[23:27] NAKORU**
*Abductionites, Minazuki Mina will arrest you.*
**[23:30] NAKORU**
*Here come the mini tomatoes!*
**[23:33] TSUKUDA**
*Minazuki Mina? Wow!*
# E8 - Grumpy Nakoru
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U41VNV/grumpy-nakoru)
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***SIGN*** #08 Grumpy Nakoru
**[02:06] SUIREN**
Another major leaguer has gone missing.
**[02:09] SUIREN**
This is the seventh one.
**[02:11] KIRYU**
The police are investigating the possibility
the disappearances are linked,
**[02:16] KIRYU**
but as of now, they have no leads.
**[02:19] MINA**
I'm worried.
**[02:22] MINA**
*Next up are today's sports results.*
**[02:27] MINA**
* At this morning's international*
* swimming meet held in America,*
**[02:30] MINA**
*Japan managed to come in second overall.*
**[02:33] NAKORU**
Onii-chan, time for dinner.
**[02:37] NAKORU**
Onii-chan.
**[02:40] KANJI**
Why'd you come barging in?
**[02:42] NAKORU**
I've been calling you to dinner.
**[02:45] KANJI**
Okay, okay.
**[02:46] KANJI**
I'm sure it's just mini
hamburgers again, right?
**[02:48] KANJI**
I'm taking a bath first.
**[02:50] NAKORU**
Your food will get cold.
**[02:52] KANJI**
Oh, yeah?
**[02:56] NAKORU**
*What's his problem?*
**[03:04] NAKORU**
Let's see. If I do this, and then this...
***SIGN*** Tsukishiro Mina-chan's Friends
**[03:11] NAKORU**
I knew it.
**[03:26] NAKORU**
Sheesh.
**[03:28] TSUKUDA**
*We're excited to see what Japan does next.*
**[03:41] KANJI**
Hey, Nakoru, aren't you gonna eat with me?
**[03:44] NAKORU**
Do whatever you want.
**[03:46] KANJI**
What's wrong with you?
**[03:48] NAKORU**
I'm not your maid.
**[03:51] KANJI**
What's her problem?
**[04:03] YOSHIMI**
It's crazy! I broke 20,000 visits.
**[04:05] KANJI**
Huh.
**[04:06] YOSHIMI**
I uploaded another photo of Tsukishiro.
**[04:09] KANJI**
What?
**[04:12] YOSHIMI**
Look at her midriff. Isn't it sexy?
**[04:14] KANJI**
I don't care if it's sexy.
**[04:16] KANJI**
I'm a genuine fan of Tsukishiro Mina.
**[04:19] YOSHIMI**
This is incredible.
**[04:20] KANJI**
What?
**[04:31] NAKORU**
My brother sucks.
**[04:34] NAKORU**
Why did it have to be Tsukishiro Mina?
**[04:38] NAKORU**
What do you think, Tsukuda-senpai?
**[04:41] MINA**
I'm sure Tsukishiro Mina is working very hard.
**[04:45] NAKORU**
I don't care about that midriff-baring freak.
**[04:50] NAKORU**
I'm talking about my brother.
**[04:52] MINA**
Kanji?
**[04:56] MINA**
I know he's working hard.
**[04:58] NAKORU**
What?
**[04:59] MINA**
He said the team would definitely
make it to the Koshien next year.
**[05:03] MINA**
The other day, he told me
he wanted to join the major league.
**[05:07] NAKORU**
But he doesn't tell me anything.
**[05:12] NAKORU**
Maybe he doesn't need me anymore.
**[05:17] MINA**
It's not that he's ignoring you.
**[05:21] MINA**
When you're
together all the time,
**[05:23] MINA**
you start to blend in with the air around you.
**[05:25] NAKORU**
That's for married couples.
**[05:27] MINA**
What?
**[05:28] MINA**
Is that right?
**[05:30] MINA**
But I'm sure it's even more true for siblings.
**[05:33] NAKORU**
No.
**[05:36] MINA**
What?
**[05:38] NAKORU**
Me and my brother aren't real siblings.
**[05:42] MINA**
What?!
**[05:48] NAKORU**
My real mom who lives far away asked
**[05:51] NAKORU**
if I wanted to live with her
once I entered high school.
**[05:58] NAKORU**
My brother doesn't know about that, though.
**[06:12] KANJI**
Nakoru!
**[06:13] NAKORU**
What?
**[06:15] KANJI**
Nice catch.
**[06:17] NAKORU**
Sheesh.
**[06:18] KANJI**
I'm tired of eating your
mini hamburgers every day.
**[06:22] KANJI**
Can't we have—
**[06:23] NAKORU**
Then why don't you eat out?
**[06:26] KANJI**
Don't get mad.
**[06:27] KANJI**
When I become a major leaguer,
I'll treat you to a huge hamburger.
**[06:33] KANJI**
What's wrong, Nakoru?
**[06:36] NAKORU**
Does that mean you'll go to America someday?
**[06:39] KANJI**
Well, it's my dream.
**[06:40] NAKORU**
You'll go alone?
**[06:42] KANJI**
What?
**[06:47] NAKORU**
You can't.
**[06:48] KANJI**
What?
**[06:53] NAKORU**
You'll never become a major leaguer.
**[07:07] MINA**
* Nako-chan and Kanji have*
* a pretty complicated relationship.*
**[07:18] BABY**
Not there.
**[07:22] WIFE B**
Did you see that?
**[07:24] WIFE A**
Oh, I saw it.
**[07:25] WIFE B**
Young people these days.
**[07:26] MINA**
There, there. Hello.
**[07:29] WIFE A**
Does Tsukuda-san have a baby?
**[07:31] WIFE B**
There's no telling with kids these days.
**[07:34] WIFE A**
What? It's Mina-chan's?
**[07:38] MINA**
Why did you suddenly show up here?
**[07:41] MINA**
What are you going to do if the neighbors
start spreading weird rumors about me?
**[07:45] BABY**
More importantly, aliens have
been detected in the area.
**[07:48] MINA**
What? Really?
**[07:50] BABY**
It seems connected to
the major leaguer disappearances.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[08:00] MOM**
Some ladies who live in the area
saw Mina carrying a baby.
**[08:04] MOM**
She didn't have it out of wedlock, did she?
**[08:07] DAD**
Wedlock?
**[08:08] MOM**
I'm joking.
**[08:10] MOM**
She was probably babysitting a neighbor's kid.
**[08:13] DAD**
That's not funny.
**[08:15] MOM**
She's always wanted a younger sister.
**[08:18] DAD**
What?
**[08:19] DAD**
A younger sister?
**[08:22] MOM**
She'd actually prefer a younger sister
and an even younger brother.
**[08:29] DAD**
A younger brother, too?
**[08:33] MINA**
Oh, come on. I have
a SpoLuna meeting soon, too.
***SIGN*** Vegetables
**[08:39] MINA**
Jujitsu.
**[08:51] CATCHER**
Nice pitch, Kanji.
**[09:05] (Flashback) NAKORU**
You'll never become a major leaguer.
**[09:09] (Flashback) NAKORU**
You can't even throw a dirty pitch.
**[09:17] NAKORU**
It's his fault for ignoring me recently.
**[09:22] NAKORU**
That's why I said that.
**[09:25] NAKORU**
But that was a really mean thing to say.
**[09:55] KANJI**
Oh, it's just a rabbit.
**[09:58] KANJI**
Wait, rabbits don't make that sound!
**[10:00] KANJI**
Huh?
**[10:03] KANJI**
I must be tired. I've been practicing too much.
**[10:08] BABY**
The aliens were detected around here.
**[10:11] TSUKISHIRO**
This is my school.
**[10:14] YOSHIMI**
It's a bird!
**[10:16] YOSHIMI**
It's a rabbit!
**[10:17] YOSHIMI**
No, it's Tsukishiro Mina!
**[10:20] TSUKISHIRO**
Well, this isn't good.
**[10:22] YOSHIMI**
Hey, wait! That midriff...
**[10:26] KANJI**
An alien? Why are you wearing a skirt?
**[10:29] ALIEN**
Can't you tell? Because I'm here to scout you.
**[10:32] ALIEN**
I want you.
**[10:33] ALIEN**
I want your dirty pitch.
**[10:35] KANJI**
Dirty pitch? But that was...
**[10:37] NAKORU**
Onii-chan.
**[10:39] KANJI**
You idiot, stay away.
**[10:43] NAKORU**
Onii-chan!
**[10:47] NAKORU**
Onii-chan!
**[10:49] TSUKISHIRO**
Nako?
**[10:50] BABY**
It came from over there.
**[10:52] TSUKISHIRO**
Did something happen?
**[10:54] NAKORU**
My brother...
**[10:55] TSUKISHIRO**
What? Kanji?
**[10:58] TSUKISHIRO**
It's okay. He won't bite.
**[11:01] BABY**
It used a teleportation gun.
**[11:04] TSUKISHIRO**
Isn't there anything we can do?
**[11:05] BABY**
If we plug the amount of energy transferred
to virtual space into the formula,
**[11:10] BABY**
we can determine where he was sent.
**[11:13] TSUKISHIRO**
Whatever. Just do it quickly.
**[11:15] NAKORU**
Where's my brother?
**[11:16] TSUKISHIRO**
It's okay. we'll save Kanji—
**[11:17] TSUKISHIRO**
I mean, we'll save your brother.
**[11:20] BABY**
Okay. Great news.
**[11:23] BABY**
He was sent someplace on Earth.
**[11:24] BABY**
It's a bit far from here, though.
**[11:25] TSUKISHIRO**
I'll go.
**[11:26] NAKORU**
Wait.
**[11:28] NAKORU**
Tsukishiro Mina-san, take me with you.
**[11:30] BABY**
You can't. It's too dangerous.
**[11:34] NAKORU**
I'm going to bring my brother back.
**[11:44] TSUKISHIRO**
Okay. Let's go together.
**[11:48] NAKORU**
Yeah.
**[12:01] TSUKISHIRO**
Are you okay?
**[12:03] NAKORU**
Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.
**[12:06] TSUKISHIRO**
What?
**[12:07] NAKORU**
For bringing me with you.
**[12:08] TSUKISHIRO**
Sure.
**[12:10] NAKORU**
Your crop top is cute.
**[12:16] NAKORU**
*Hang in there, Onii-chan.*
**[12:19] NAKORU**
*I'm on my way.*
**[12:49] KANJI**
Hey, where are we?
**[12:52] KANJI**
Is this heaven?
**[12:54] ALIEN**
Would you like some ice?
**[12:59] PLAYER**
Oh, yes.
**[13:00] KANJI**
That's...
**[13:03] PLAYER**
One, two, three, four.
**[13:06] KANJI**
They're major leaguers.
**[13:08] KANJI**
They're all the famous missing players.
**[13:11] ALIEN**
That's right, Hazemi Kanji.
**[13:13] KANJI**
You're that scout.
**[13:15] ALIEN**
I'm sorry we had to bring you here by force.
**[13:18] ALIEN**
We created an astral major league because
we love Earth's civilization so much.
**[13:24] KANJI**
An astral major league?
**[13:25] ALIEN**
Yes. However, we lack players.
**[13:29] ALIEN**
So we scouted them by force
and had them sign contracts.
**[13:34] ALIEN**
With your dirty pitch,
this team will be perfect.
**[13:37] KANJI**
What?
**[13:38] ALIEN**
Please. We'd like you to become
the star player of our dream team.
**[13:42] KANJI**
With those major leaguers?
**[13:43] ALIEN**
Our astral major league
is still unknown on Earth.
**[13:47] ALIEN**
But soon we'll catch up
in terms of popularity and skill.
**[13:50] ALIEN**
You'll become a famous player.
**[13:54] KANJI**
If I become an astral major leaguer,
will I get to meet Tsukishiro Mina?
**[13:59] ALIEN**
Tsukishiro Mina, huh?
**[14:02] KANJI**
I mean, I'm genuinely a fan of hers.
**[14:07] ALIEN**
Baseball players
and idols hook up all the time.
**[14:11] KANJI**
What?
**[14:12] ALIEN**
You might even get to date her—
or even marry her.
**[14:17] KANJI**
What?!
**[14:19] KANJI**
Marry her?
**[14:24] ALIEN**
Anyway, here's your contract.
**[14:27] ALIEN**
Sign here, please.
**[14:30] KANJI**
I can become an astral major leaguer...
**[14:33] KANJI**
And marry Tsukishiro Mina...
**[14:37] ALIEN**
Marry... marry...
**[14:42] KANJI**
I won't do it.
**[14:43] ALIEN**
What?
**[14:46] KANJI**
The astral major league is played
on planets other than Earth, right?
**[14:50] KANJI**
I wouldn't be able to eat Nakoru's
mini hamburgers anymore.
**[14:54] ALIEN**
Mini hamburgers?
**[14:56] KANJI**
Yeah. I won't do it.
**[14:57] KANJI**
Could you send me back to where you found me?
**[15:00] ALIEN**
No. We need your dirty pitch.
**[15:03] KANJI**
What are you doing? Stop!
**[15:07] NAKORU**
Onii-chan?
**[15:08] BABY**
That's an Abductionite.
**[15:10] TSUKISHIRO**
Get your hands off Kanji, Abductionite!
**[15:14] ALIEN**
My dream team, drive off the intruders!
**[15:21] TSUKISHIRO**
Huh? Yikes!
**[15:25] TSUKISHIRO**
They're just ordinary people being controlled.
**[15:28] TSUKISHIRO**
Is running from them my only option?
**[15:30] ALIEN**
Now sign the contract.
**[15:31] KANJI**
Stop!
**[15:33] ALIEN**
Then we can control you, too.
**[15:36] NAKORU**
Onii-chan!
**[15:37] NAKORU**
You little...
**[15:39] ALIEN**
Back off!
**[15:42] NAKORU**
No! Don't touch my brother!
**[15:47] NAKORU**
Ouch...
**[15:54] NAKORU**
Jujitsu.
**[15:59] NARRATION**
* The mini tomato she consumed*
* contains an abundance of lycopene.*
**[16:03] NARRATION**
* The active oxygen in her body is removed,*
* and her cells are regenerated*
**[16:07] NARRATION**
* as Hazemi Nakoru completes*
* her Jujitsu transformation*
**[16:09] NARRATION**
*into Minazuki Mina of the Rabbit Force.*
**[16:16] NAKORU**
Hi-yah!
**[16:18] NARRATION**
* Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit*
* Force base secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[16:26] NARRATION**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's super*
* acceleration allows the weapon*
**[16:31] NARRATION**
* to reach Earth in an average*
* time of 14.7 seconds.*
***SIGN*** Eight
***SIGN*** Rabbit
***SIGN*** Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Running
**[17:42] MINAZUKI**
Onii-chan!
**[17:44] MINAZUKI**
What's going on?
**[17:45] BABY**
Ah, Minazuki Mina.
**[17:47] MINAZUKI**
What? I'm Minazuki Mina?
**[17:50] KANJI**
Stop!
**[17:52] MINAZUKI**
I need to save my brother.
**[17:54] MINAZUKI**
Darn you!
**[17:56] ALIEN**
Damn you, Minas!
**[17:57] ALIEN**
I'll teleport you to the edges of the universe!
**[18:00] KANJI**
Watch out, Mina!
**[18:04] ALIEN**
What?
**[18:19] ALIEN**
What kind of wimpy straight ball is this?
**[18:20] ALIEN**
That's not a dirty pitch!
**[18:22] KANJI**
Shut up!
**[18:26] MINAZUKI**
Mini Tomato Boom Boom!
**[18:42] TSUKISHIRO**
Huh? What?
**[18:44] TSUKISHIRO**
I guess Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
**[18:47] TSUKISHIRO**
is placing you under arrest for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy.
**[18:52] TSUKISHIRO**
Kapow.
**[18:53] MINAZUKI**
Onii-chan. Onii-chan.
**[18:57] KANJI**
I don't know which Mina-san you are,
but you're cuter than Tsukishiro Mina.
**[19:04] MINAZUKI**
Onii-chan.
**[19:06] BABY**
Your mother was the previous Minazuki Mina.
**[19:10] MINAZUKI**
My mom was?
**[19:11] BABY**
She had you after retiring
from the Rabbit Force.
**[19:16] BABY**
Mina powers are passed down to their
daughters, and the mother loses her power.
**[19:21] BABY**
The previous Mina was being
hunted down by vengeful aliens
**[19:25] BABY**
and was forced to go into hiding.
**[19:29] MINAZUKI**
So that's why Mom left me with
my current dad and went far away.
**[19:36] TSUKISHIRO**
Does that mean my mom was a Mina, too?
**[19:40] TSUKISHIRO**
SpoLuna is starting.
**[19:48] MINA**
I'm sorry!
**[19:50] KATO D**
Tsukuda, we go live in three minutes!
**[19:53] MINA**
Here. Tsukishiro Mina-san gave this to me.
**[19:56] KATO D**
What?
**[19:57] MINA**
It's exclusive video of Abductionites.
**[20:01] KATO D**
Suzuki, we've got a new top story!
**[20:04] AD SUZUKI**
Yes, sir!
**[20:13] SUIREN**
This just in.
**[20:16] SUIREN**
The recent major leaguer
disappearances have been solved.
**[20:27] NAKORU**
*Sorry, Mom.*
**[20:29] NAKORU**
* I'm going to keep living here*
* even after I enter high school.*
**[20:33] NAKORU**
*I love you, but I'm my brother's little sister.*
**[20:43] NAKORU**
You're hopeless.
**[20:45] KANJI**
Mini hamburgers...
**[20:50] NAKORU**
You're so hopeless. I'll make some right now.
**[21:08] TSUKUDA**
*My mom was the previous Tsukishiro Mina.*
**[21:10] TSUKUDA**
*I find that hard to believe.*
**[21:13] MUTSUMUNE**
What? Why?
**[21:16] AD SUZUKI**
Kato-san, we're the only ones
covering the major leaguer kidnappings.
**[21:21] AD SUZUKI**
They're giving us an award.
**[21:23] KATO D**
Good! It was our shrewd actions
that led to this triumph!
**[21:27] TSUKUDA**
My, my.
**[21:28] KATO D**
Cheers!
**[21:28] ALL**
Cheers!
**[21:30] MUTSUMUNE**
I'm not injured today!
**[21:31] MUTSUMUNE**
Yes! Cheers!
**[21:36] SHIRAHIME**
My, my.
**[21:36] MINA**
Mutsumune-san!
**[21:38] HAZUKI**
She's got it rough.
**[21:39] KATO D**
Mucchi, are you okay?
**[21:41] AD SUZUKI**
Call an ambulance!
**[21:43] KATO D**
Seriously? What a pain in the rear.
**[23:08] ALIEN**
*Minas, I challenge you to ping pong.*
**[23:11] ALIEN**
* If you lose, I will reveal*
* your embarrassing secrets.*
**[23:15] OTSUKI**
* You're a Rallyan, a race of*
* ping pong-loving aliens.*
**[23:17] TSUKUDA**
*He seems strong.*
**[23:19] YUU**
* But who would accept your challenge*
* after that elaborate scheme?*
**[23:23] TSUKUDA**
*I'll do it.*
**[23:24] TSUKUDA**
*I need to get back to Earth soon for work.*
**[23:26] MINA**
*In that case, let me handle this.*
**[23:28] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,*
* "Deathmatch at One Thousand Kilometers."*
**[23:32] OTSUKI**
* Tsukishiro, we might really be*
* in trouble this time.*
**[23:36] TSUKUDA**
*Yikes.*
# E9 - Thousand Kilometers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD1NQ3/thousand-kilometers)
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**[01:55] TSUKISHIRO**
Um, what should we do?
**[02:00] OTSUKI**
Calm down. Let's see what they do first.
**[02:03] MINAZUKI**
It's infuriating, though.
**[02:06] TAMAMUSHI**
I'll kill them.
**[02:09] SATSUKI**
I don't know who they are,
**[02:11] SATSUKI**
but how long are they gonna
keep us locked in here?
***SIGN*** #09 Deathmatch at One
Thousand Kilometers
**[02:20] KIRYU**
Did you get in touch with them?
**[02:22] AD SUZUKI**
Not a peep. We can't run the show like this!
***SIGN*** Broadcast in 27 minutes
**[02:27] TSUKISHIRO**
What are we going to do?
**[02:29] TSUKISHIRO**
We got caught up something crazy again.
**[02:32] ALIEN**
*Rally, rally, rally.*
**[02:34] ALIEN**
* Did you enjoy the gift,*
* Minas currently operating in Japan?*
**[02:40] TAMAMUSHI**
So you're the one who sent that blackmail disc.
**[02:43] SATSUKI**
Secretly filmin' people is dirty.
**[02:46] OTSUKI**
Should you be saying that?
**[02:48] SATSUKI**
It happened when I was on my way home after
buyin' a copy of Monthly Weapons Magazine...
***SIGN*** Satsuki
**[02:55] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI**
Huh? What's this?
**[02:58] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI**
Could be an exclusive tip.
**[03:02] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI**
I'm so excited.
***SIGN*** Behold all of Satsuki Mina's secrets
**[03:07] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI**
Huh?
**[03:08] ALIEN**
*Sanae Tsutsuji—or rather, Satsuki Mina.*
**[03:12] ALIEN**
*Come to the following location right away.*
**[03:15] ALIEN**
* If you don't, I'll expose your*
* identity to the whole world.*
**[03:20] (Flashback) MINA**
You'll expose my identity...
**[03:23] (Flashback) TAKANASHI**
To the whole world?
**[03:27] (Flashback) NAKORU**
Did they send this to everyone else, too?
**[03:30] OTSUKI**
Yeah. I got one, too.
**[03:33] OTSUKI**
Like you, my only option was
to be captured by this UFO.
**[03:37] ALIEN**
Minas.
**[03:40] ALIEN**
I've been wondering,
**[03:43] ALIEN**
you fancy yourselves
guardians of Earth's sports,
**[03:46] ALIEN**
but how are your own sports abilities?
**[03:51] OTSUKI**
You're a Rallyan.
**[03:53] MINAZUKI**
You know what they are?
**[03:55] OTSUKI**
Yeah. They're passionate ping pong fans.
**[03:59] ALIEN**
Rally.
**[04:01] ALIEN**
Minas, I challenge you to ping pong.
**[04:05] ALIEN**
If you beat me, I'll release you
and won't reveal your identities.
**[04:09] OTSUKI**
Huh. I wonder what you're planning.
**[04:13] ALIEN**
I genuinely wish to play against you.
**[04:18] TAMAMUSHI**
Yeah, right. After putting in all this effort?
**[04:21] TAMAMUSHI**
Who would accept your challenge?
**[04:23] TSUKISHIRO**
I'll do it.
**[04:25] TAMAMUSHI**
What?
**[04:26] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro?
**[04:26] TSUKISHIRO**
We just have to win, right?
**[04:29] TSUKISHIRO**
Let's get started.
**[04:31] TSUKISHIRO**
I'm in a hurry.
**[04:33] TSUKISHIRO**
I need to get back to Earth soon for work.
**[04:37] OTSUKI**
Fine. We accept your challenge.
**[04:40] OTSUKI**
But you'd better keep your word.
**[04:43] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san.
**[04:46] OTSUKI**
Try to calm down.
**[04:47] OTSUKI**
Let's settle this quickly.
**[04:50] TSUKISHIRO**
Okay.
**[04:52] TAMAMUSHI**
Are you two stupid?
**[04:55] SATSUKI**
All right! In that case, let me handle this.
**[04:59] SATSUKI**
As a paparazza, I gotta make them
pay for secretly filming me.
**[05:05] AD SUZUKI**
*We're dealing with an emergency situation.*
**[05:07] AD SUZUKI**
*It'd be great if you could fill in for us.*
**[05:09] MUTSUMUNE**
Roger that. I'll be right there.
**[05:14] MUTSUMUNE**
Finally, the day has come for me
to make my SpoLuna debut!
**[05:19] MUTSUMUNE**
I'm a bit disappointed
Suiren-san is out as well,
**[05:23] MUTSUMUNE**
but my time begins today.
**[05:29] MUTSUMUNE**
What?!
**[05:30] MUTSUMUNE**
What is this? I'm dealing
with an emergency here!
**[05:34] MUTSUMUNE**
Get out of the way! Move it!
***SIGN*** Broadcast in 24 minutes
**[05:40] MINAZUKI**
Satsuki-senpai, good luck.
**[05:45] TSUKISHIRO**
I'm sorry I lost my composure earlier, but...
**[05:51] OTSUKI**
Tell me.
**[05:53] TSUKISHIRO**
Lately, my announcer job hasn't been going well.
**[05:59] TSUKISHIRO**
Alien incidents have been on the rise recently.
**[06:03] TSUKISHIRO**
Because of that, I've been
getting more Mina work.
**[06:06] TSUKISHIRO**
I'm nearly late to the studio every day,
**[06:09] TSUKISHIRO**
and I space out during the show
because I'm so tired.
**[06:14] TSUKISHIRO**
Will I be able to keep working as an announcer?
**[06:21] OTSUKI**
I was just thinking about the past.
**[06:24] OTSUKI**
I was just like you when I was starting out.
**[06:27] TSUKISHIRO**
You, too?
**[06:29] TSUKISHIRO**
Come to think of it, what do you do normally?
**[06:34] OTSUKI**
What? Well, uh...
**[06:37] OTSUKI**
Satsuki.
**[06:41] SATSUKI**
* That's odd. The ping pong ball*
* looks awfully large.*
**[06:47] ALIEN**
This is a pretty long rally, Satsuki Mina-kun.
**[06:51] SATSUKI**
This voice...
**[06:52] ALIEN**
It's telepathy.
**[06:54] ALIEN**
You're the rogue Mina.
**[06:56] ALIEN**
Rumors say you defied your boss
and chose to quit the Rabbit Force.
**[07:01] SATSUKI**
Shut up. I've got a huge dream.
**[07:06] SATSUKI**
Someday, I'll publish the world's
sexiest collection of photos.
**[07:18] SATSUKI**
So bold, so good.
**[07:22] ALIEN**
Rally.
**[07:23] ALIEN**
Satsuki Mina, face the facts.
**[07:32] ALIEN**
You are a rogue Mina.
**[07:34] ALIEN**
You'll die poor and alone in
a run-down apartment, rally.
**[07:39] SATSUKI**
No!
**[07:42] TSUKISHIRO**
Satsuki-san?
**[07:48] OTSUKI**
Satsuki!
**[07:52] OTSUKI**
Hey, Satsuki.
**[07:53] TSUKISHIRO**
Satsuki-san.
**[07:53] MINAZUKI**
Senpai.
**[07:55] ALIEN**
Rally!
**[07:56] ALIEN**
That's one victory for me!
**[07:58] SATSUKI**
Money... money... rogue... money...
**[08:06] TAMAMUSHI**
I see now.
***SIGN*** Hypnotic Suggestion Device
**[08:13] TAMAMUSHI**
Take a look at this.
**[08:14] OTSUKI**
What is this?
**[08:16] TAMAMUSHI**
It's a Rallyan's mental attack
disguised as a game of ping pong.
**[08:20] TAMAMUSHI**
As their opponent watches the ping pong
ball monotonously bounce back and forth...
**[08:26] OTSUKI**
I see. They're hypnotized
and end up like Satsuki.
**[08:31] ALIEN**
Rally, rally, rally.
**[08:33] ALIEN**
Minas, face the grudges
of the aliens you've arrested.
**[08:38] ALIEN**
You'll suffer in prisons of your own
minds for the rest of your lives.
**[08:43] TAMAMUSHI**
You scumbag.
**[08:45] TAMAMUSHI**
I'll face you next.
***SIGN*** Broadcast in 19 minutes
**[08:49] KATO D**
What? Now Mucchi's missing, too?
**[08:52] KATO D**
You can't be serious! Do something!
**[08:55] ONOUE**
Kato-kun.
**[08:56] KATO D**
Yes?
**[08:58] ONOUE**
Believe in them and wait.
**[08:59] ONOUE**
That's all I can say for now.
**[09:02] SATSUKI**
Money... money... rogue... money...
**[09:06] MINAZUKI**
You can do it, Tamamushi-senpai.
**[09:11] ALIEN**
Rally.
**[09:13] ALIEN**
Making small quick adjustments
to your posture mid-air
**[09:16] ALIEN**
must diminish your focus considerably.
**[09:18] TAMAMUSHI**
Shut up.
**[09:20] ALIEN**
How long will your mind last?
**[09:24] ALIEN**
Tamamushi Mina, people will only fuss
over you while you're still a child actor.
**[09:28] ALIEN**
Once you become an adult,
no one will even look your way.
**[09:32] ALIEN**
Study hard while you're young,
for life is short.
**[09:35] ALIEN**
You shouldn't be wasting
your time on being a Mina.
**[09:46] ALIEN**
Rally! That's two wins in a row!
**[09:49] TSUKISHIRO**
Tamamushi-chan.
**[09:51] TAMAMUSHI**
Child actor... adult... finished...
**[09:54] TAMAMUSHI**
Child actor... adult... finished...
**[09:54] TSUKISHIRO**
What? Child actor?
**[09:57] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro-kun.
**[09:59] OTSUKI**
You're not the only one.
**[10:01] OTSUKI**
Looks like Satsuki and Tamamushi
have their own worries, too.
**[10:06] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san...
**[10:08] OTSUKI**
But I'll make them pay
for exploiting girls' weaknesses.
**[10:13] OTSUKI**
I'll crush them.
**[10:15] MINAZUKI**
Wait.
**[10:18] MINAZUKI**
I'll do it.
**[10:19] OTSUKI**
But you're still new.
**[10:21] MINAZUKI**
Don't give me special treatment
just because I'm new.
**[10:25] MINAZUKI**
I can't forgive what that
evil rabbit has done either.
**[10:28] TSUKISHIRO**
Nako—I mean, Minazuki Mina-chan,
I don't think you should.
**[10:34] MINAZUKI**
Don't worry about me, Tsukishiro-san.
**[10:36] MINAUZKI**
Despite how I seem, I'm actually
exceptionally good at ping pong.
**[10:41] TSUKISHIRO**
But...
**[10:43] OTSUKI**
Fine, but you'd better beat them soundly.
**[10:47] MINAZUKI**
I will.
**[10:49] ALIEN**
*Rally! You brother-lover!*
**[10:53] MINAZUKI**
Onii-chan!
**[11:01] MINAZUKI**
Go, go, Kanji...
**[11:05] MINAZUKI**
You can do it, Tsukishima...
**[11:07] TSUKISHIRO**
Nako.
**[11:10] TSUKISHIRO**
I'll be your next opponent.
**[11:13] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro...
**[11:15] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san, thank you
for listening to me earlier.
**[11:20] TSUKISHIRO**
I'll do my best.
**[11:24] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro...
**[11:25] TSUKISHIRO**
I promise I'll save the others,
**[11:28] TSUKISHIRO**
and I swear I'll make it to
the SpoLuna broadcast on time.
**[11:32] ALIEN**
Rally. Are you sure about that?
***SIGN*** Broadcast in 14 minutes
**[11:49] MUTSUMUNE**
I won't be beat.
**[11:50] MUTSUMUNE**
Nothing will stop me
from arriving at the station.
**[11:59] SATSUKI**
Rogue... money...
**[12:00] MINAZUKI**
You can do it, Tsukishima...
***SIGN*** Broadcast in 13 minutes
**[12:06] TSUKISHIRO**
*He's strong.*
**[12:07] ALIEN**
You talked some big talk earlier,
**[12:11] ALIEN**
but SpoLuna is about to start.
**[12:14] ALIEN**
Tsukishiro Mina—or rather, Tsukuda Mina.
**[12:17] ALIEN**
What's more important to you? Your mission
as Mina or your announcer job?
**[12:22] TSUKISHIRO**
Both.
**[12:23] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro, don't listen to him.
**[12:26] ALIEN**
That's bold of you to say.
**[12:28] ALIEN**
The viewers haven't been missing
your recent screw ups.
**[12:32] ALIEN**
Chase two rabbits, and you won't catch either.
**[12:35] ALIEN**
Today you'll be fired from SpoLuna.
**[12:38] ALIEN**
Tsukuda Mina the announcer
is already finished, rally!
**[12:44] TSUKISHIRO**
No!
**[12:48] MINA**
No! I don't want to stop
working as an announcer...
**[12:53] SUIREN**
You worked hard until the end.
**[12:57] MINA**
Suiren-san...
**[13:03] MINA**
Is it really impossible to be Mina
and an announcer at the same time?
**[13:07] MINA**
I won't make it to the broadcast
in time anymore.
**[13:10] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro, stand up!
**[13:12] OTSUKI**
Don't give up now!
**[13:14] OTSUKI**
You've got an important job waiting for you!
**[13:18] TSUKISHIRO**
That's right. I can't fall here.
**[13:23] TSUKISHIRO**
Everyone at SpoLuna...
**[13:28] TSUKISHIRO**
Suiren-san is waiting for me.
**[13:31] ALIEN**
What, rally?
**[13:36] ALIEN**
Rally? Rally, rally.
**[13:39] ALIEN**
How dare you scare me like that, rally.
**[13:41] TSUKISHIRO**
Mina... announcer... impossible...
**[13:44] TSUKISHIRO**
Mina... announcer... impossible...
**[13:48] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro...
**[13:50] ALIEN**
Otsuki Mina, you're the last one.
**[13:52] ALIEN**
Will you give up and surrender?
**[13:55] ALIEN**
If you abandon the match,
I'll expose your identities to the whole—
**[13:58] OTSUKI**
There's no time. Let's get started.
**[14:01] AD SUZUKI**
What? Seriously?
**[14:03] AD SUZUKI**
Kato-san, I got a call from a police box.
**[14:06] AD SUZUKI**
They found Suiren-san's
motorcycle on the beach.
**[14:08] AD SUZUKI**
Something might have happened to her.
**[14:12] KATO D**
What?
**[14:16] TSUKISHIRO**
Mina... announcer... impossible...
**[14:19] ALIEN**
Rally.
**[14:20] ALIEN**
Does your heart ache for them?
**[14:23] ALIEN**
There's no way they can all live two lives.
**[14:28] ALIEN**
But you manipulated Tsukishiro with your words.
**[14:30] OTSUKI**
I struggled with it at first, too.
**[14:34] OTSUKI**
Like Tsukuda, I was caught between
being Mina and an announcer.
**[14:40] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san?
**[14:43] OTSUKI**
But I took on the fate of being a Mina,
**[14:46] OTSUKI**
so I have to work hard at both.
**[14:48] ALIEN**
Rally?
**[14:49] ALIEN**
Otsuki Mina, what's more important to you?
Your mission as Mina, or your announcer job?
**[14:53] OTSUKI**
Both being Mina and being an announcer
are important parts of who I am.
**[14:59] OTSUKI**
No matter how hard it gets,
I won't let go of either.
**[15:03] TSUKISHIRO**
An announcer?
**[15:05] OTSUKI**
I'll make sure Tsukishiro—
that Tsukuda makes it back to SpoLuna.
**[15:09] OTSUKI**
We don't give up on our dreams or jobs.
**[15:11] OTSUKI**
That's what it means to be a Mina!
**[15:15] OTSUKI**
Here we go!
**[15:22] ALIEN**
I lost, rally!
**[15:37] SATSUKI**
Huh? What was I doin'?
**[15:42] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro, are you okay?
**[15:45] TSUKISHIRO**
Yes. Um...
**[15:48] TSUKISHIRO**
I'm sorry. I made all those bold claims, but...
**[15:54] OTSUKI**
What are you talking about?
**[15:56] OTSUKI**
You worked hard until the end.
**[16:01] TSUKISHIRO**
*Could it be?*
**[16:03] ALIEN**
Impossible! There's no way I lost at ping pong!
**[16:09] ALIEN**
I'll hijack all the airwaves in the world!
**[16:22] OTSUKI**
What are you doing?
**[16:22] ALIEN**
Watch idly as I expose your identities!
**[16:28] WOMAN**
* Good boys and girls, it's time*
* for the goodbye LunaLuna exercise.*
**[16:33] WOMAN**
*Luna, Luna. Nalu, Nalu. Luna, Luna, Lu.*
**[16:36] WOMAN**
*Raise your left hand and Luna, Luna, Luna.*
**[16:39] WOMAN**
*Raise your right hand and—*
**[16:42] HAIBARA**
*I am Pyokotan.*
**[16:44] HAIBARA**
*I am Pyokotan.*
**[16:45] HAIBARA**
*I am Pyoko—*
**[16:47] TSUKISHIRO**
This isn't good.
**[16:48] TSUKISHIRO**
Once this show ends, SpoLuna is up next.
**[16:51] ALIEN**
Rally? Why aren't my secret videos playing?
***SIGN*** One Moment Please
**[16:55] BABY**
*Don't worry, Minas.*
**[16:58] BABY**
*I've erased all the videos they secretly took.*
**[17:01] BABY**
Because you bought time playing ping pong,
I was able to hack the UFO's computer.
**[17:08] ALIEN**
Rally...
**[17:12] OTSUKI**
You'll pay for everything
you did to my juniors.
**[17:17] OTUSKI**
But there's something
that doesn't make sense to me.
**[17:20] OTSUKI**
Rallyan, your kind are simply
good at ping pong.
**[17:25] OTSUKI**
You're not particularly intellectual aliens.
**[17:27] TAMAMUSHI**
I see, and yet you employed
an elaborate scheme regardless.
**[17:32] TAMAMUSHI**
Is there perhaps a mastermind behind you?
**[17:35] TSUKISHIRO**
We can talk about this later.
**[17:37] TSUKISHIRO**
Send us back to Earth right now.
**[17:40] ALIEN**
Rally!
**[17:45] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro!
**[17:47] ALIEN**
Rally, rally, rally!
**[17:49] ALIEN**
R-Rally?
**[17:51] SATSUKI**
How dare you.
**[17:53] MINAZUKI**
Prepare yourself.
**[17:55] TAMAMUSHI**
Just die already.
**[17:57] ALIEN**
Rally...
**[18:01] TAMAMUSHI**
Die!
**[18:02] BABY**
Now, now. You're taking things
too far with all this violence.
**[18:06] SATSUKI**
Noogie, noogie.
**[18:10] BABY**
Oh my god.
**[18:16] SATSUKI**
This is really bad.
**[18:23] ALIEN**
Rally!
**[18:27] MINAZUMI**
Where are we?
**[18:28] TAMAMUSHI**
Nanashi must've teleported us here.
**[18:31] SATSUKI**
Huh? Where are Tsukishiro and Otsuki-han?
**[18:35] OTSUKI**
Tsukishiro, wake up.
**[18:38] BABY**
* This is bad. Otsuki and Tsukishiro,*
* get out of that UFO quickly.*
**[18:42] BABY**
* If you stay in there, it won't be*
* possible for you to teleport—*
**[18:47] OTSUKI**
This can't be good. You mean
we have to figure it out ourselves?
**[18:53] MUTSUMUNE**
What the heck is this?
**[18:58] OTSUKI**
You're awake.
**[19:02] TSUKISHIRO**
Did you protect me?
**[19:05] OTSUKI**
The surface of our suits have
exceeded maximum safe temperatures.
**[19:08] OTSUKI**
We might really be in trouble this time.
**[19:15] OTSUKI**
Are you scared?
**[19:17] TSUKISHIRO**
I'm fine. I'm not scared.
**[19:20] TSUKISHIRO**
After all, Otsuki-san...
**[19:23] TSUKISHIRO**
Suiren-san, I'm with you.
**[19:30] OTSUKI**
What was that? I didn't hear you.
**[19:33] OTSUKI**
The wind's too loud.
**[19:39] OTSUKI**
Let's head home. The others...
**[19:42] OTSUKI**
Luna TV is waiting for us.
**[19:45] TSUKISHIRO**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Broadcast in 50 seconds
**[19:53] AD SUZUKI**
We're screwed! We won't make it in time!
**[19:55] AD SUZUKI**
What should we do, Kiryu-san?
**[19:58] KIRYU**
Now, now. I'll fill the air somehow.
**[20:02] KOZAI**
Thanks for waiting.
**[20:07] AD SUZUKI**
Kozai...
**[20:09] KOZAI**
Now that I'm here,
there's nothing to worry about.
**[20:12] AD SUZUKI**
But who called you?
**[20:14] KATO D**
*I did.*
**[20:16] KATO D**
Kozai's always so beautiful.
**[20:21] KIRYU**
Thank you for coming.
**[20:24] KOZAI**
Thanks for having me.
**[20:25] KIRYU**
Right.
**[20:27] AD SUZUKI**
We're going live in ten,
**[20:31] AD SUZUKI**
eight, seven,
**[20:33] AD SUZUKI**
six, five,
**[20:35] AD SUZUKI**
four, three.
**[20:36] SUIREN**
Kozai-san, excuse me.
**[20:38] MINA**
This is the script, right?
**[20:38] KOZAI**
Hey.
**[20:40] SUIREN**
*Good evening. I'm Koshu Suiren.*
**[20:43] KIRYU**
*I'm Kiryu Daisuke.*
**[20:45] MINA**
*And I'm Tsukuda Mina.*
**[20:47] MUTSUMUNE**
What? Where am I?
**[20:49] WOMAN**
Oh, my. You're alive?
**[20:51] MUTSUMUNE**
SpoLuna!
**[20:52] MUTSUMUNE**
What about the SpoLuna broadcast?
**[20:54] WOMAN**
It's already started.
**[20:56] MUTSUMUNE**
Huh? What?
**[20:57] KATO D**
This is unprecedented!
**[20:59] KATO D**
Where in the world have they been?
**[21:03] ONOUE**
But their bond has deepened.
**[21:05] KATO D**
What?
**[21:06] ONOUE**
It's a good thing.
**[21:08] ONOUE**
Tonight, we'll celebrate in Giroppon as equals.
**[21:11] ONOUE**
Soft drinks for Tsukuda, of course.
**[21:16] YOSHIMI**
Excuse me.
**[21:17] YOSHIMI**
I heard SpoLuna are regulars here.
**[21:20] YOSHIMI**
Do you think they'll be arriving soon?
**[21:25] YOSHIMI**
Huh? Will Tsukuda be coming?
**[21:33] SUMIRE**
That Rallyan screwed the pooch.
**[21:38] SUMIRE**
Earth's Minas did a fine job.
**[21:42] SUMIRE**
But today was a test.
**[23:08] SUMIRE**
*Thanks for waiting, Tsukuda-san.*
**[23:09] SUMIRE**
*I'm magazine reporter Nishiwa Sumire.*
**[23:11] SUMIRE**
*I'm looking forward to working with you today.*
**[23:12] TSUKUDA**
*So am I.*
**[23:14] SUMIRE**
*By the way, what's up with Otsuki Mina?*
**[23:16] SUMIRE**
* She's a total savage*
* and destroyer of sports facilities.*
**[23:19] SUMIRE**
* Wouldn't it be better for*
* the world if she were fired?*
**[23:22] TSUKUDA**
*No way. Otsuki-san is a wonderful person.*
**[23:24] SUMIRE**
*Is that right? Come with me.*
**[23:27] TSUKUDA**
*What?*
**[23:28] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,*
* "I Came From Space."*
**[23:32] SUIREN**
* Tsukuda-san, no matter what happens,*
* you must keep being an announcer.*
**[23:35] TSUKUDA**
*Oh, Suiren-senpai...*
# E10 - I Came From Space
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXPEKJ/i-came-from-space)
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***SIGN*** #10 I Came From Space
**[02:03] TSUKISHIRO**
Run, everyone!
**[02:07] MAN**
It's Tsukishiro Mina.
**[02:17] ALIEN**
What do you think of this special big wave?
**[02:20] ALIEN**
I'm this summer's star.
**[02:22] OTSUKI**
I don't think so.
**[02:24] OTSUKI**
Milian, I'm arresting you for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy.
**[02:33] OTSUKI**
Go!
**[02:38] ALIEN**
My giant tsunami generator!
**[02:44] OTSUKI**
Aw, crud.
**[02:47] OTSUKI**
Well, whatever. Everyone's been evacuated.
**[02:56] OTSUKI**
Go, go, go!
**[03:06] OTSUKI**
Ow...
**[03:08] OTSUKI**
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
**[03:10] AD SUZUKI**
I, uh...
**[03:15] AD SUZUKI**
Kato-san...
**[03:18] OTSUKI**
We'll meet again.
**[03:24] TSUKISHIRO**
Otsuki-san.
***SIGN*** Otsuki
Mina
destroys
public
property
again
***SIGN*** Tsukishiro Mina apologizes
**[03:29] AD SUZUKI**
I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
**[03:31] KATO D**
Sheesh. Everyone's been mesmerized
by that damn rabbit.
**[03:36] KATO D**
Because of Otsuki Mina
Japan's sports facilities...
**[03:38] KATO D**
are an absolute wreck!
***SIGN*** Tsukumi-cho Gymnasium
**[03:47] AD SUZUKI**
I've heard her popularity has declined.
**[03:54] AD SUZUKI**
Hello?
**[03:56] AD SUZUKI**
What? Zatsudansha Publishing?
**[03:59] SUIREN**
Athletes, thank you for another
fine performance today.
**[04:03] SUIREN**
We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.
***SIGN*** See you tomorrow
**[04:09] AD SUZUKI**
Okay, good.
**[04:17] TSUKUDA**
*It feels so strange.*
**[04:17] AD SUZUKI**
Good work today.
**[04:18] SUIREN**
Good work.
**[04:19] TSUKUDA**
*I can't believe this person is Otsuki Mina.*
**[04:20] KIRYU**
Oh, right. Suzuki-san.
**[04:21] AD SUZUKI**
Yes?
**[04:24] SUIREN**
Tsukuda-san, do you have the scripts
for next week's mini segments?
**[04:28] TSUKUDA**
Yes. They're right here.
**[04:32] SUIREN**
Huh.
**[04:35] TSUKUDA**
Well, see you again tomorrow.
**[04:38] TSUKUDA**
Good night.
**[04:40] SUIREN**
Good night.
**[04:43] KIRYU**
Tsukuda has grown, hasn't she?
**[04:46] SUIREN**
She still has a lot to learn.
**[04:48] SUIREN**
Look. She got the kanji wrong.
**[04:51] TSUKUDA**
The rabbit hippity-hops three hops. In total...
**[04:53] AD SUZUKI**
Tsukuda-chan!
**[04:56] AD SUZUKI**
I'm really sorry,
**[04:59] AD SUZUKI**
but would you do an interview with a magazine
before coming to the studio tomorrow?
**[05:03] TSUKUDA**
What? But we have
an important broadcast that day.
**[05:06] TSUKUDA**
If I'm late...
**[05:08] AD SUZUKI**
But you don't go on until the evening.
**[05:11] AD SUZUKI**
Could you do the interview
real quick beforehand?
**[05:17] TSUKUDA**
So, where am I doing it?
**[05:23] SUIREN**
I did it again.
**[05:26] KIRYU**
Hey.
**[05:28] KIRYU**
The usual, please.
**[05:31] KIRYU**
Hey, it's Otsuki Mina.
**[05:33] SUIREN**
You like her?
**[05:34] KIRYU**
I like her cleavage.
**[05:36] SUIREN**
Pervy old man.
**[05:38] KIRYU**
I don't dislike impish women,
but I bet dating her would be a challenge.
**[05:45] KIRYU**
So, what's on your mind?
**[05:50] KIRYU**
You're always like this.
**[05:53] KIRYU**
You don't talk to me about anything.
**[05:55] KIRYU**
I know you're a strong person,
but maybe you could share...
**[06:00] KIRYU**
Suiren.
**[06:01] SUIREN**
I thought you didn't like impish women.
**[06:03] KIRYU**
Hey.
**[06:04] SUIREN**
Thanks for the drink.
**[06:05] KIRYU**
Wait.
**[06:07] BARTENDER**
Why don't you have some tea, sir?
**[06:13] BABY**
Otsuki, I can't believe you!
**[06:15] SUIREN**
I know. I'm sorry.
**[06:17] SUIREN**
But I can't stop myself when I become Mina.
**[06:20] BABY**
Imagine what it's like to support you.
**[06:24] BABY**
At least you have the top arrest rate.
**[06:27] SUIREN**
Am I really that uncute?
**[06:31] BABY**
What are you...?
**[06:34] SUIREN**
Not that you liking me does me any good.
**[06:39] SUMIRE**
I'm finally here.
**[06:41] SUMIRE**
So this is the Harajuku
I've heard so much about.
**[06:44] SUMIRE**
These humans are clamoring about
like ants gathering around sugar.
**[06:49] TSUKUDA**
I remember that idol.
**[06:51] TSUKUDA**
Anyway, I wonder where the interviewer is.
**[06:55] TSUKUDA**
If they don't show up soon,
I'll be late to the studio.
**[06:58] SUMIRE**
Thanks for waiting. You're Tsukuda-san, right?
**[07:00] TSUKUDA**
Who are you?
**[07:02] SUMIRE**
Magazine reporter, uh... Nishiwa Sumire.
**[07:07] SUMIRE**
Nice to meet you.
**[07:10] TSUKUDA**
What? You're the reporter?
**[07:14] SUMIRE**
Don't just stand there.
We've got an interview to do.
**[07:17] SUMIRE**
There are tons of places I want to go.
**[07:19] TSUKUDA**
Wait!
**[07:30] TSUKUDA**
Um, Ms. Reporter?
**[07:33] TSUKUDA**
What exactly are you reporting on?
**[07:35] SUMIRE**
What? Uh, your day off.
**[07:38] SUMIRE**
The article is called "Touring Harajuku
on Announcer Tsukuda's Day Off."
**[07:42] TSUKUDA**
I see.
***SIGN*** Best Friends
**[07:47] SUMIRE**
Huh?
**[07:54] SUMIRE**
*Otsuki...*
**[07:59] SUMIRE**
Tsukuda-san, you frequently meet
the Minas through work, don't you?
**[08:04] TSUKUDA**
What? Yes, I suppose.
**[08:06] SUMIRE**
What's up with Otsuki Mina?
**[08:08] SUMIRE**
Is she really a super violent savage?
**[08:10] TSUKUDA**
Of course not.
Otsuki-san is a wonderful person.
**[08:14] TSUKUDA**
Sometimes she goes too far,
but I still don't even compare to her.
**[08:20] TSUKUDA**
...Is what Tsukishiro Mina said.
**[08:23] SUMIRE**
Uh huh.
**[08:25] SUMIRE**
But she's destroyed
tons of sports facilities, right?
**[08:28] SUMIRE**
What's your opinion on that?
**[08:31] TSUKUDA**
Well...
**[08:32] SUMIRE**
Normally she'd be fired.
**[08:34] SUMIRE**
I guess we'd be fine. Japan has other Minas.
**[08:38] TSUKUDA**
We can't fire her.
**[08:40] SUMIRE**
I see. So you're taking
Otsuki's side after all.
**[08:42] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[08:44] SUMIRE**
Come with me.
**[08:51] MAN**
What are those?
**[08:53] WOMAN**
Aliens?
**[08:55] TSUKUDA**
What is that?
**[09:11] REF**
The winner is Muscle Mask!
**[09:17] SUIREN**
Who will claim the top spot
as the world's best martial artist?
**[09:20] SUIREN**
BattLuna King has already
completed its third match.
**[09:24] COMMENTATOR**
That was an impressive fight.
**[09:26] IDOL**
I'm so excited.
**[09:29] SUIREN**
Let's switch over to the next competitors.
**[09:33] SUIREN**
Reporter Mutsumune-san.
**[09:34] MISTER SUNSET**
One, two, three, four.
**[09:34] MUTSUMUNE**
Hello. In the red corner
is a very pumped up Mister Sunset.
**[09:39] MISTER SUNSET**
I'm all pumped up.
**[09:41] KIRYU**
I see. Looking good.
**[09:41] MISTER SUNSET**
By the way, Mucchi-san,
do you like guys like me?
**[09:44] MUTSUMUNE**
Of course I do.
**[09:44] AD SUZUKI**
*Maybe Tsukuda-chan's interview is running long.*
**[09:45] MUTSUMUNE**
I love fighting men.
**[09:47] AD SUZUKI**
*I need her to swap in for Mucchi-san soon.*
**[09:47] MISTER SUNSET**
Then maybe I'll dedicate today's battle to you.
**[09:50] MUTSUMUNE**
Really? Thank you.
**[09:53] MUTSUMUNE**
*Don't you dare show up, Tsukudani.*
**[09:56] MUTSUMUNE**
* I may only be filling time until you*
* get here, but I finally seized this job.*
**[09:59] MUTSUMUNE**
*I won't hand it over so easily.*
**[10:02] MUTSUMUNE**
What is that?
**[10:04] ALIEN**
Lucha!
**[10:10] ALIEN**
The Luchachites have taken over this arena!
**[10:14] ALIEN**
Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
**[10:16] ALIEN**
Best martial artist in the world?
**[10:19] ALIEN**
We'll show you our strength.
**[10:22] SUIREN**
Stop what you're doing.
**[10:23] ALIEN**
Lucha?
**[10:25] ALIEN**
Lucha.
**[10:28] ALIEN**
Luchacha Style!
**[10:32] IDOL**
My D-cups!
**[10:35] MUTSUMUNE**
Suiren-san?
**[10:38] KIRYU**
You jerks.
**[10:40] ALIEN**
Lucha, lucha!
**[10:41] KIRYU**
Hey! Cut that out!
**[10:42] MUTSUMUNE**
What should I do?
**[10:44] OTSUKI**
Enough!
**[10:48] OTSUKI**
Luchachites, you're all under arrest!
**[10:58] TSUKUDA**
Who are you?
**[11:00] SUMIRE**
Now, now. Have a seat.
**[11:03] SUMIRE**
Do you want soda or some other soft drink?
**[11:05] TSUKUDA**
You lied about being a reporter.
**[11:06] TSUKUDA**
You're an alien, aren't you?
**[11:08] TSUKUDA**
What are you planning?
**[11:09] SUMIRE**
Oh, shut up.
**[11:11] SUMIRE**
Let me ask you this.
**[11:13] SUMIRE**
What do you know about the Rabbit Force?
**[11:16] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[11:19] SUMIRE**
I came all the way here for work, you know.
**[11:23] SUMIRE**
Though I doubt you know anything about that.
**[11:26] TSUKUDA**
Work?
**[11:36] OTSUKI**
Stop!
**[11:41] OTSUKI**
You jerks!
**[11:46] OTSUKI**
Crud.
**[11:58] MUTSUMUNE**
Otsuki Mina is on a wild rampage once again.
**[12:00] MUTSUMUNE**
I narrowly escaped danger myself.
**[12:02] PERSON 1**
Be careful! Watch it!
**[12:05] PERSON 2**
We nearly got caught up in the fighting!
**[12:08] OTSUKI**
Sorry.
**[12:09] ALIEN**
That's enough, Otsuki Mina!
**[12:11] ALIEN**
Lucha, cha, cha.
**[12:13] ALIEN**
If you care about this earthling,
then do as we say.
**[12:18] KIRYU**
Don't worry about me.
**[12:25] ALIEN**
I said don't move!
**[12:30] ALIEN**
Prepare yourself, cha!
**[12:33] ALIEN**
This might tingle.
**[12:38] BABY**
Otsuki, why are you hesitating?
**[12:40] BABY**
Arrest them.
**[12:43] OTSUKI**
But...
**[12:47] OTSUKI**
* I could blast him, but if I'm*
* not careful, then Kiryu-kun...*
**[12:52] OTSUKI**
*I must pick one of two choices.*
**[12:54] OTSUKI**
*I...*
**[12:56] (Flashback) OTSUKI**
You should seize everything you want.
**[13:01] OTSUKI**
*What should I do?*
**[13:05] TSUKUDA**
Don't!
**[13:05] SUMIRE**
Whoa, there. Calm down.
**[13:08] SUMIRE**
Since we have the opportunity,
let's watch her work.
**[13:11] SUMIRE**
Let's see if your senior can do
her job as a Rabbit Force member.
**[13:16] KIRYU**
Otsuki Mina, don't worry about me!
**[13:19] KIRYU**
Hurry up and blast them!
**[13:21] KIRYU**
Where's your spunky spirit?
**[13:24] OTSUKI**
I... I'm not as strong as you think I am.
**[13:31] OTSUKI**
I can't abandon you.
**[13:41] OTSUKI**
No!
**[13:42] ALIEN**
This ends now.
**[13:49] ALIEN**
Lucha-cha-cha?
**[14:12] KIRYU**
Impossible...
**[14:13] KATO D**
Suiren?
**[14:15] NAKORU**
She's Otsuki Mina?
**[14:19] TSUTSUJI**
This is gonna be huge.
**[14:25] MUTSUMUNE**
Suiren-san.
**[14:37] SUIREN**
This is who I really am.
**[14:45] KIRYU**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[14:50] KIRYU**
Did you really trust me so little?
**[14:54] SUIREN**
Kiryu-kun...
**[14:56] KIRYU**
I'm sorry. I don't want to hear it right now.
**[15:12] TSUKUDA**
Suiren-senpai...
**[15:14] SUMIRE**
Oh, come on.
**[15:16] SUMIRE**
She failed to arrest them, and
her identity was revealed to the earthlings.
**[15:20] SUMIRE**
What a hopeless old lady.
**[15:28] SUMIRE**
This is a space sweet potato.
**[15:31] SUMIRE**
It contains a hundred times
more fiber than one of Earth's.
**[15:35] SUMIRE**
Anyway, why is my transformation vegetable
a potato when I'm so hip with the times?
**[15:42] YAYOI**
Because you cannot choose it yourself.
**[15:47] TSUKUDA**
Transformation? Could it be?
**[15:53] SUMIRE**
Jujitsu.
**[15:58] NARRATION**
* Fake magazine reporter*
* Nishiwa Sumire is actually*
**[16:02] NARRATION**
* a Rabbit Force inspector from*
* the Mina Planet thousands of light years away.*
**[16:10] NARRATION**
*Her name is Shiwasu Mina.*
**[16:12] NARRATION**
*She's a super famous rich girl Mina.*
**[16:35] ALIEN**
Who are you?
**[16:43] ALIEN**
What is this music?
**[16:45] ALIEN**
The ring belongs to men!
**[17:01] FAN 1**
Sexy and cute!
**[17:02] FAN 2**
She's so sexy and cute!
**[17:21] SHIWASU**
Luchachites, I see exactly
how lovely and tough you are.
**[17:27] ALIEN**
Really?
**[17:29] SHIWASU**
Yes, so I have a suggestion.
**[17:33] SHIWASU**
I'm thinking of spending my allowance
on a present for your star system.
**[17:41] SHIWASU**
I call it the Lucha-cha Colosseum.
**[17:45] SHIWASU**
With this, you can enjoy space
martial arts as much as you want.
**[17:49] ALIEN**
Perhaps that would be better.
**[17:52] ALIEN**
We've never experienced
anything so incredible in our lives.
**[17:56] ALIEN**
Thank you, Shiwasu Mina.
**[18:01] SHIWASU**
As a Main Rabbit Force member,
I'll overlook this policy violation.
**[18:08] TSUKUDA**
Shiwasu Mina?
**[18:11] TSUKUDA**
What's the Main Rabbit Force?
**[18:14] YAYOI**
It's a force based out the Mina home planet.
**[18:17] YAYOI**
Lady Shiwasu leads one such company.
**[18:23] SHIWASU**
Listen up, everyone.
**[18:25] SHIWASU**
I am Shiwasu Mina, a Rabbit Force inspector
from the very distant Mina Planet.
**[18:33] SHIWASU**
I am here to accuse Otsuki Mina.
**[18:36] SHIWASU**
People of Earth, Otsuki has been fooling you.
**[18:42] SHIWASU**
Look at this insane expression.
**[18:45] SHIWASU**
She's not fighting to protect you.
**[18:48] SHIWASU**
She's just going on violent
rampages because she enjoys it.
**[18:53] SHIWASU**
She breaks all kinds of things.
**[18:55] SHIWASU**
She put some of you in danger just now.
**[18:59] SHIWASU**
Don't you think Otsuki is terrible?
**[19:03] FAN 3**
Yeah! Otsuki sucks!
**[19:06] FAN 4**
She fooled us!
**[19:08] FAN 5**
I don't care about her anymore!
**[19:09] FAN 5**
From now on, it's Shiwasu-chan time!
**[19:11] SHIWASU**
Thank you, everyone.
**[19:13] SHIWASU**
I will reform this planet's Rabbit Force.
**[19:17] SHIWASU**
I will drive out
the violence-loving Otsuki Mina!
**[19:22] SHIWASU**
Say it with me!
**[19:24] SHIWASU**
No more!
**[19:25] ALL**
Violence!
**[19:26] SHIWASU**
No more!
**[19:28] ALL**
Otsuki!
**[19:29] SHIWASU**
Three, two, one!
**[19:32] ALL**
Yeah!
**[19:43] BABY**
Shiwasu Mina is the unruly daughter
of an influential family on the home planet.
**[19:49] BABY**
I won't make it out of this unscathed.
***SIGN*** Resignation
**[20:11] AD SUZUKI**
She didn't have to quit.
**[20:13] KATO D**
You idiot! She's been
fooling us this whole time!
**[20:17] KATO D**
How much violence do you think
Otsuki Mina has caused?
**[20:20] KATO D**
If we try to protect her, there's no telling
what could happen to SpoLuna.
**[20:28] TSUKUDA**
Suiren-senpai!
**[20:35] SUIREN**
Keep being an announcer,
no matter what happens.
**[20:39] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[20:40] SUIREN**
You can make it without me now.
**[20:44] TSUKUDA**
No, wait!
**[20:50] TSUKUDA**
Suiren-san...
**[20:58] SUMIRE**
Hey. That was rough, huh?
**[21:00] SUMIRE**
I'm sure your ridiculous senior
made you suffer, too.
**[21:04] SUMIRE**
Otsuki was a problem
on the Mina home planet, too.
**[21:10] SUMIRE**
Hup.
**[21:11] SUMIRE**
I'm putting together a No More Otsuki campaign.
**[21:15] SUMIRE**
You'll help, right?
**[21:17] TSUKUDA**
Why would I?
**[21:19] SUMIRE**
I order you to as Earth's commanding
member of the Rabbit Force.
**[21:24] SUMIRE**
Nanashi has been demoted.
**[21:26] SUMIRE**
He deserves it for letting
Otsuki do as she pleased.
**[21:33] SHIWASU**
I expect a positive response, soulmate.
**[21:37] SHIWASU**
See you later.
**[21:41] TSUKUDA**
*Suiren-san, what should I do?*
**[23:08] SUMIRE**
* I'll take total control of Earth's*
* unique sports culture and totally protect it.*
**[23:13] KATO D**
* If we broadcast this script criticizing*
* Otsuki as written, SpoLuna will be saved!*
**[23:17] TSUKUDA**
*What?*
**[23:18] KIRYU**
* Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't*
* even accept her when she was hurt.*
**[23:22] TSUKUDA**
*Kiryu-san.*
**[23:23] BABY**
*Shiwasu is the commander now.*
**[23:25] BABY**
*If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.*
**[23:27] TSUKUDA**
*Nanashi.*
**[23:29] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,*
* "Last Announcement."*
**[23:32] TSUKUDA**
*Suiren-senpai, you mustn't give up.*
# E11 - Final Announcement
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX4VG7/final-announcement)
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***SIGN*** #11 Final Announcement
**[01:57] SUMIRE**
*Earthlings, good morning.*
**[02:01] SUMIRE**
I, Shiwasu Mina, will be replacing Otsuki Mina
**[02:06] SUMIRE**
and taking over managing Earth's
unique sports culture and, uh...
**[02:14] YAYOI**
"Protecting."
**[02:16] SUMIRE**
Yeah, I'll totally protect it.
**[02:21] SUMIRE**
Anyway, what was it? Sportsmanship?
**[02:24] SUMIRE**
Make sure you play with that.
**[02:26] SUMIRE**
I love all of you.
**[02:31] YOSHIMI**
See? Weird, right?
**[02:33] YOSHIMI**
All Mina sites have been shut down
and rewritten as Shiwasu Mina sites.
**[02:38] KANJI**
Even your Tsukishiro Mina site?
**[02:41] YOSHIMI**
That Shiwasu lady seems fishy to me.
**[02:44] YOSHIMI**
At first I kind of liked her because
she was a cute and sexy pacifist,
**[02:50] YOSHIMI**
but her methods are kind of arrogant.
**[02:53] HENCHMINA**
Rebel spotted.
**[02:56] YOSHIMI**
I feel like we're under her control now.
**[03:01] KANJI**
Yoshimi!
**[03:04] KANJI**
Hey, are you okay?
**[03:06] YOSHIMI**
Shiwasu-sama rules.
**[03:09] YOSHIMI**
No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu!
**[03:14] YOSHIMI**
No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu!
**[03:14] KANJI**
*Yoshimi has lost his mind.*
**[03:19] MOCHIMURA**
Is it true that announcer Suiren quit Luna TV?
**[03:23] TSUKUDA**
Yeah.
**[03:25] MOCHIMURA**
And now you're the main caster of SpoLuna.
**[03:28] TSUKUDA**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[03:31] TSUKUDA**
I am main caster Tsukuda Mina.
**[03:34] TSUKUDA**
I'd like to start by apologizing
on behalf of the program
**[03:38] TSUKUDA**
for the scandal caused by Koshu
Suiren, who quit last week.
**[03:49] TSUKUDA**
I can't say this.
**[03:52] TSUKUDA**
*What would Suiren-senpai do?*
**[03:56] (Flashback) SUIREN**
Hey, you.
**[03:58] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
Huh?
**[04:00] (Flashback) SUIREN**
You worked hard until the end.
**[04:08] (Flashback) SUIREN**
That looks painful. Hold on.
**[04:13] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
Thank you.
**[04:15] (Flashback) SUIREN**
Would it be all right if I interviewed you?
**[04:18] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
Why? I'm the pitcher of the losing team.
**[04:22] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
Nobody would watch a story about that.
**[04:27] (Flashback) SUIREN**
You're right. When you consider
ratings, maybe it's a dumb idea.
**[04:33] (Flashback) SUIREN**
But even though you lost,
you still gained something important.
**[04:37] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA**
What?
**[04:38] (Flashback) SUIREN**
And communicating that is
an important part of my job, too.
**[04:44] TSUKUDA**
I wanted to be like her.
**[04:49] TAKURO**
Being trusted with the show
can't be easy for Mina.
**[04:53] TAKURO**
Maybe juggling both school and
work is too much for her after all.
**[04:58] MIKASA**
She's got three jobs, honey.
**[05:01] MIKASA**
She's a high school student,
an announcer, and Tsukishiro Mina.
**[05:08] TAKURO**
Wait a minute.
**[05:09] MIKASA**
Being a Mina is passed from mother
to daughter through her genes.
**[05:14] MIKASA**
And Mina is, in fact, a Mina.
**[05:17] TAKURO**
What are you talking about?
**[05:20] MIKASA**
Didn't I tell you? I used to be a Mina.
**[05:25] TAKURO**
No way. I thought you were joking.
**[05:28] MIKASA**
Do you not want me if I'm a Mina?
**[05:33] TAKURO**
No matter who you are,
my love for you will never change!
**[05:38] MIKASA**
Okay, okay.
**[05:40] MIKASA**
Look. Your mother managed to get everything.
**[05:43] MIKASA**
See, Mina-chan?
**[05:47] TSUKUDA**
Mom...
**[05:50] TSUKUDA**
Good morning.
**[05:58] TSUKUDA**
Um...
**[06:00] MUTSUMUNE**
Apparently, Kiryu-san quit, too.
**[06:02] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[06:05] ONOUE**
This may be the end of SpoLuna.
**[06:08] KATO D**
If I may, the staff will do everything
in its power to win back the public's trust.
**[06:12] ONOUE**
Fully cooperating with Mina's total
management is our station's directive.
**[06:17] AD SUZUKI**
But...
**[06:18] KATO D**
So Suiren quitting wasn't enough
to earn their forgiveness.
**[06:22] TSUKUDA**
Why?
**[06:24] KATO D**
Because she was Otsuki Mina, obviously.
**[06:27] AD SUZUKI**
We don't have a choice.
**[06:29] AD SUZUKI**
We'd be fooling the viewers otherwise.
**[06:33] KATO D**
SpoLuna is my dream.
**[06:37] KATO D**
Yesterday, I gave you
a script criticizing Otsuki.
**[06:40] KATO D**
If we broadcast it as written,
SpoLuna will be saved.
**[06:43] KATO D**
Please. You gotta protect my dream!
**[06:53] TV**
*Tootle-oo!*
**[06:55] TV**
*Thank you for waiting.*
**[06:57] TV**
* It's time to announce*
* this week's top Mina in the universe.*
***SIGN*** Astral Mina Ranking
***SIGN*** Otsuki Mina
**[07:01] TV**
* Otsuki Mina didn't even make it*
* into the rankings, so who placed first?*
***SIGN*** Shiwasu Mina
**[07:07] TV**
*It's Shiwasu Mina.*
**[07:10] SUMIRE**
Heck yeah!
**[07:14] YAYOI**
You're in a good mood, miss.
**[07:16] SUMIRE**
Huh?
**[07:17] SUMIRE**
What is it, Yayoi?
**[07:19] YAYOI**
Nothing. I was just thinking
this matter has grown quite serious.
**[07:22] YAYOI**
We may end up needing to shoot
all earthlings with a brainwashing beam.
**[07:29] YAYOI**
If word of this reaches the home planet...
**[07:32] SUMIRE**
I know, I know.
**[07:35] YAYOI**
This all started because Otsuki Mina took
your universe's number one Mina spot.
**[07:40] YAYOI**
I thought you were just going to get back
at her by being a little nasty to her.
**[07:45] SUMIRE**
Quiet!
**[07:46] SUMIRE**
What if someone's listening?
**[07:50] YAYOI**
If you raise your voice like that,
someone will hear you.
**[07:56] SUMIRE**
Anyway, what am I going to do?
**[08:02] SUMIRE**
Answer the door. We have a guest.
**[08:05] SUMIRE**
Hold on. We're a thousand meters in the air.
**[08:08] YAYOI**
She's here.
**[08:09] SUMIRE**
Who?
**[08:10] YAYOI**
Otsuki Mina.
**[08:13] SUMIRE**
What?
**[08:18] SUMIRE**
Wait a minute.
**[08:20] SUMIRE**
Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything?
**[08:25] TSUKUDA**
Suiren-senpai did what?
**[08:27] KIRYU**
Yeah. She's going to quit being a Mina, too.
**[08:31] KIRYU**
She said, "Chase two rabbits,
and you'll catch neither."
**[08:35] KIRYU**
Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't
even accept her when she was hurt.
**[08:50] (Flashback) SUIREN**
Keep being an announcer,
no matter what happens.
**[08:56] TSUKUDA**
What should I do?
**[08:59] TSUKUDA**
I'm glad you're here. What should I do?
**[09:03] BABY**
I have a message from the new
commander regarding the future.
**[09:06] TSUKUDA**
What?
**[09:08] SUMIRE**
*Hey. How's it going?*
**[09:10] SUMIRE**
*Otsuki Mina just turned herself in.*
**[09:14] SUMIRE**
* She's been kicked off the Rabbit*
* Force for neglecting her duties*
**[09:18] SUMIRE**
*and causing social unrest.*
**[09:20] SUMIRE**
*She's been stripped of her Mina powers, too.*
**[09:23] TSUKUDA**
No.
**[09:25] SUMIRE**
*Now you have to swear loyalty to me.*
**[09:28] TSUKUDA**
But...
**[09:29] SUMIRE**
*Or will you suffer the same fate as Otsuki?*
**[09:32] SUMIRE**
* If your identity is exposed, you won't be*
* able to keep working as an announcer.*
**[09:36] SUMIRE**
*Your show might get canceled first, though.*
**[09:40] SUMIRE**
*Well, later.*
**[09:42] TSUKUDA**
Nanashi!
**[09:43] BABY**
Shiwasu is the commander now.
**[09:46] BABY**
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
**[10:00] KATO D**
The continued existence of the new
SpoLuna is riding on this one chance!
**[10:03] KATO D**
Give it everything you've got, team!
**[10:05] KATO D**
Follow the script, Tsukuda. Got it?
**[10:10] NIKAIDO**
Yeah! No problem!
**[10:19] TSUKUDA**
Good evening. I am main caster Tsukuda Mina.
***SIGN*** Tsukuda
Mina
**[10:23] TSUKUDA**
As of today, SpoLuna begins anew
with a brand new lineup.
**[10:28] TSUKUDA**
Assisting me is...
***SIGN*** Mutsumune Escartin
**[10:31] MUTSUMUNE**
Hello. I'm Mutsumune Escartin.
**[10:34] TSUKUDA**
And our commentator is
former major leaguer Nikaido-san.
**[10:38] NIKAIDO**
Okay! You can count on me!
***SIGN*** Nikaido Takeshi
**[10:41] AD SUZUKI**
They're off to a good start.
**[10:43] KATO D**
Yeah.
**[10:46] SUMIRE**
Since I used my authority
to put a little pressure on her,
**[10:49] SUMIRE**
Tsukishiro-chan will be forced to yield.
**[10:52] SUMIRE**
You've got a good junior.
You have nothing to worry about.
**[10:59] TSUKUDA**
*I'd like to start*
**[11:01] TSUKUDA**
* by apologizing for the scandal caused by*
* Koshu Suiren, who quit last week...*
**[11:10] KATO D**
What's she doing?
**[11:14] TSUKUDA**
Suiren-senpai, don't give up.
**[11:18] KATO D**
Hey, that's not what the script says!
**[11:22] AD SUZUKI**
Kato-san, we're on air.
**[11:24] KATO D**
Let go of me! My dream!
**[11:28] TSUKUDA**
*Otsuki Mina-san told me to seize everything.*
**[11:32] TSUKUDA**
* Suiren-senpai told me we gain*
* something important even when we lose.*
**[11:37] TSUKUDA**
I want all of that, too.
**[11:40] TSUKUDA**
Both winning and losing.
**[11:42] TSUKUDA**
Both happiness and disappointment.
**[11:46] TSUKUDA**
All the things I encounter.
**[11:48] KATO D**
I'm done for!
**[11:51] AD SUZUKI**
Are you sure about that?
**[11:53] AD SUZUKI**
The viewers aren't idiots.
**[11:59] TSUKUDA**
That's how I feel now.
**[12:01] SUIREN**
Could it be?
**[12:03] SUMIRE**
That dumb girl.
**[12:05] NIKAIDO**
What?
**[12:08] MUTSUMUNE**
Tsukudani...
**[12:13] ONOUE**
What is she doing?
**[12:16] SUIREN**
You idiot. Are you trying
to lose your announcer job?
**[12:22] TSUKUDA**
Jujitsu.
***SIGN*** Tsukishiro
**[12:44] WOMAN**
Tsukishiro Mina is always so pretty.
**[12:54] KANJI**
Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?
**[12:56] YOSHIMI**
What?!
**[12:58] NIKAIDO**
Unbelievable!
**[13:02] TSUKISHIRO**
As both Tsukuda Mina and Tsukishiro Mina,
**[13:06] TSUKISHIRO**
I want it all!
**[13:08] ONOUE**
She did it. She doesn't mean
to give up on anything.
**[13:14] ONOUE**
It's the viewers who will decide now.
**[13:29] HENCHMINA**
Tsukishiro Mina is breaking through the armor.
**[13:33] SUMIRE**
Damn that dumb kid.
**[13:41] TSUKISHIRO**
Isn't that right, Senpai?
**[13:46] SUIREN**
You dummy.
**[13:48] SUMIRE**
Ouch...
**[13:51] SUMIRE**
You think you can get away with doing this?
**[13:52] TSUKISHIRO**
Let's go, Suiren-senpai.
**[13:54] SUMIRE**
Hey!
**[14:00] SUMIRE**
Otsuki Mina and Tsukishiro Mina are under
arrest for escaping and assisting an escape.
**[14:06] SUMIRE**
All vessels, open fire.
***SIGN*** Caster Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?!
**[14:20] BABY**
You must be Kiryu-dono. I have a request.
**[14:24] KIRYU**
You...
**[14:25] BABY**
There's no time.
**[14:27] BABY**
I'd like you to broadcast this.
***SIGN*** Tsukishiro
**[14:31] WOMAN**
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina.
**[14:34] ALL**
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
**[14:36] ALL**
You can do it, Otsuki Mina!
**[14:38] ALL**
We're counting on you, Otsuki Mina!
**[14:39] ALL**
You've got this, Tsukishiro Mina!
**[14:41] ALL**
You can do it!
**[14:43] ALL**
Good luck!
**[14:48] KANJI**
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
**[14:57] NAKORU**
Jujitsu.
**[15:01] TAKANASHI**
Jujitsu.
**[15:05] TSUTSUJI**
Duwah!
**[15:08] TSUTSUJI**
No, wait. I mean Jujitsu.
**[15:17] BOTH**
Jujitsu.
***SIGN*** Shiwasu's vessel opens fire!!
**[15:28] AKIYAMA**
Jujitsu.
**[15:30] AKIYAMA**
I'll be back, master.
**[15:42] HARUMINA**
Time for Jujitsu.
**[15:46] KISARAGI**
Here we go, yo.
**[15:48] SHIMOTSUKI**
Kisaragi-sensei.
**[15:54] GUARD A**
Kiryu-san, please.
**[15:56] GUARD A**
You can't go in there.
**[15:57] KIRYU**
Oh, yeah?
**[16:00] GUARD A**
Hey, stop!
**[16:06] KIRYU**
I've got the scoop on
the criticism against Otsuki!
**[16:09] KIRYU**
Broadcast this!
**[16:10] NIKAIDO**
You no longer work for SpoLuna.
**[16:18] KIRYU**
Mutsumune!
**[16:21] MUTSUMUNE**
You can count on me, Kiryu-san.
**[16:25] KATO D**
Don't let Mutsumune leave!
**[16:26] AD SUZUKI**
But...
**[16:34] MUTSUMUNE**
Someone help!
**[16:38] ONOUE**
We'll play this during the show.
**[16:42] MUTSUMUNE**
Ono P?
**[16:44] KATO D**
What are you talking about?
**[16:45] KATO D**
What about the script?
Who's going to be the announcer?
**[16:49] ONOUE**
I'll do it.
**[16:50] BOTH**
What?
**[16:51] ONOUE**
Despite how I seem, I used to be
in the announcer club, you know.
**[16:59] SHIWASU**
You think you can defeat me,
commander of Earth's Rabbit Force?
**[17:03] SHIWASU**
I'll make you do hard
mochi-pounding labor on the moon
**[17:06] SHIWASU**
or ship you off to a frontier planet.
**[17:09] SHIWASU**
All ships, destroy them!
**[17:20] SHIWASU**
What?
**[17:25] TAMAMUSHI**
Cherry Teardrop!
**[17:32] MINAZUKI**
Mini Tomato Boom Boom!
**[17:39] SATSUKI**
Here we go!
**[17:46] AKIYAMA**
Lotus Revolver!
**[17:54] SHIMOTSUKI**
Kisaragi-sensei, you finally acknowledged me.
**[17:59] KISARAGI**
Sure.
**[18:05] SHIMOTSUKI**
Sensei!
**[18:15] TSUKISHIRO**
Guys...
**[18:18] SHIWASU**
Are you...?
**[18:21] MINAZUKI**
Our feelings are united.
**[18:23] SATSUKI**
That's right. Shiwasu-han,
we don't consider you our commander.
**[18:28] TAMAMUSHI**
Can you afford to antagonize
all of Japan's Minas?
**[18:33] BABY**
Your plot will be exposed soon.
**[18:36] BABY**
Take a look at this.
**[18:39] ONOUE**
The SpoLuna staff have acquired
the truth about Shiwasu Mina.
**[18:45] ONOUE**
Take a look.
**[18:47] SUMIRE**
*I know, I know.*
**[18:49] YAYOI**
* This all started because Otsuki Mina*
* took your universe's number one Mina spot.*
**[18:54] YAYOI**
* I thought you were just going to get back*
* at her by being a little nasty to her.*
**[18:59] SUMIRE**
*Quiet!*
**[19:00] SUMIRE**
*What if someone's listening?*
**[19:03] SUMIRE**
*Wait a minute.*
**[19:04] SUMIRE**
*Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything?*
**[19:08] ONOUE**
As you saw in this video,
this disturbance was a plot
**[19:12] ONOUE**
created by Shiwasu Mina because
she was jealous of Otsuki Mina's popularity.
**[19:17] SHIWASU**
Crap! How did they get this?
**[19:20] BABY**
I secretly filmed you.
**[19:23] TSUKISHIRO**
Senpai, look.
**[19:27] VOICE**
You can do it, Otsuki Mina!
**[19:27] VOICE**
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
**[19:32] TSUKISHIRO**
Senpai.
**[19:33] SUIREN**
I feel like kicking some butt now, too.
**[19:36] TSUKISHIRO**
Nobody will complain about it today.
**[19:38] TSUKISHIRO**
Should we do it?
**[19:39] SUIREN**
Yeah.
**[19:42] SUIREN**
Jujitsu.
**[20:11] SHIWASU**
Oh, fine. I'll just destroy all of you.
**[20:20] OTSUKI**
Let's do this, Tsukishiro.
**[20:21] TSUKISHIRO**
Yes, Senpai.
**[20:24] SHIWASU**
Take this!
**[20:36] BOTH**
Go!
**[21:02] YAYOI**
What shall we do, miss?
**[21:06] SHIWASU**
Now that it's come to this...
**[21:09] SHIWASU**
We'll have to temporarily
retreat to the Mina Planet.
**[21:12] SHIWASU**
See you later, earthlings!
**[21:19] TSUKISHIRO**
Senpai.
**[21:30] AD SUZUKI**
We're being flooded with calls and messages
**[21:32] AD SUZUKI**
in support of announcer Suiren
returning to Luna TV.
**[21:37] ONOUE**
That settles that.
**[21:40] KATO D**
Ahem. To the future success of SpoLuna.
**[21:46] KATO D**
Cheers!
**[21:48] ALL**
Cheers!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Shopping Center
**[22:15] MAN**
Are you working at Luna TV this morning?
**[22:18] WOMAN**
We heard you got the morning show.
**[22:20] MAN**
Good luck.
**[22:22] TSUKUDA**
Thank you.
**[22:23] TSUKUDA**
I'll do my best again today.
**[22:31] TSUKUDA**
Wait!
**[22:33] TSUKUDA**
I mustn't run, even if I'm running late.
**[22:43] VEGETABLE MAN**
Mina-chan.
**[22:46] VEGETABLE MAN**
Chew on this.
**[22:49] TSUKUDA**
Thanks, mister.
**[22:55] TSUKUDA**
Jujitsu.
**[22:59] TSUKISHIRO**
I'd better hurry.
***SIGN*** See you later
**[24:25] HAIBARA**
* A strange rumor is spreading*
* among part-time workers.*
**[24:28] HAIBARA**
* According to information we received,*
* the female part-timer is a bespectacled beauty*
**[24:33] HAIBARA**
* who takes various part-time*
* positions all over Japan,*
**[24:36] HAIBARA**
* leaving powerful impressions*
* on the people who meet her.*
**[24:39] AD SUZUKI**
*H-san—no, Haibara Minamo-san,*
**[24:42] AD SUZUKI**
*who are you really?*
**[24:45] HAIBARA**
*You've grown, Suzuki-san.*
**[24:47] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,*
* "The Legend of Akiyama Mina."*
**[24:51] HAIBARA**
*Now that's a secret.*
**[24:53] TSUKUDA**
*Whoa!*