Season 1
- E1 - First Jujitsu
- E2 - I Love Pro Wrestling
- E3 - The Promised Dirty Pitch
- E4 - Mutsumune's Big Break
- E5 - Red Card for Mina?
- E6 - In the Open-Air Bath
- E7 - Suiren-senpai's Affair
- E8 - Grumpy Nakoru
- E9 - Thousand Kilometers
- E10 - I Came From Space
- E11 - Final Announcement
E1 - First Jujitsu
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SIGN Yurikamone
[01:56] MINA
Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the
indigo plant, it's bluer than indigo.
[02:02] MINA
Level 2: Passengers on cargo-passenger ships
are treated like cargo and pay a low fare.
[02:14] MINA
Level 3: The frog hippity-hops three
hops, six hops, nine hops, and ten hops.
[02:19] GUARD
Hey, you. Visitors must stop by reception.
[02:21] MINA
Sorry.
[02:22] MINA
I'm running late because I was
working on enunciation exercises.
[02:26] GUARD
Hey, stop. Stop.
[02:26] MINA
Level 4: In Kyoto's Sanjusangen-do,
they say there are...
[02:30] MINA
Now which way is the studio?
[02:33] MINA
This way, maybe?
[02:35] MINA
In Kyoto's Sanjusangen-do, they
say there are 33,333 buddhas.
[02:41] MINA
I feel like I'm getting farther
and farther away from the studio.
[02:58] ESCARTIN
Damn it. That should be my seat.
[03:04] STAFF
I'm sorry, but she still hasn't shown up.
[03:07] DAISUKE
Late on her first day,
huh? She's got some guts.
[03:11] SUIREN
Leave the rest to us.
[03:12] KATO
What? She's still not here?
[03:15] KATO
What are we going to do?
[03:18] KATO
This is why I was against
hiring a high school girl.
[03:22] STAFF
We're going live in ten seconds.
[03:25] STAFF
Eight, seven, six, five,
[03:29] STAFF
four, three...
[03:57] MINA
For the peace and happiness
of all six billion earthlings,
[04:00] MINA
high school announcer Tsukuda
Mina is here to do her best.
SIGN Tsukuda
Mina
SIGN #01 First Jujitsu
[04:10] SUIREN
Athletes, thank you for another
fine performance today.
[04:14] SUIREN
We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.
[04:19] SUIREN
Today's SpoLuna was presented by Kiryu
Daisuke, Koshu Suiren, and Tsukuda Mina.
[04:25] SUIREN
See you tomorrow.
[04:27] FEMALE VOICE
Why?
[04:28] MALE VOICE
On Earth...
[04:30] MINA
I'm sorry.
[04:31] KATO
You think sorry's gonna cut it?
[04:33] MINA
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
[04:36] KATO
Come on, Onoue P.
[04:37] KATO
Fire this high school girl this instant.
[04:42] DAISUKE
I thought her performance was pretty good.
[04:45] ESCARTIN
Forgive the poor girl already, Onopyon.
[04:50] ONOUE
I'll make my decision once
I've seen tomorrow's numbers.
[04:53] KATO
Don't think you're off the hook.
[04:56] MINA
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[05:00] DAISUKE
Well, just don't practice too much.
[05:05] MINA
Kiryu-san.
[05:07] SUIREN
You can't help making mistakes.
[05:08] SUIREN
But no announcer should run until she's
short of breath just before going live.
[05:23] MINA
I'm off.
[05:30] MINA
Suiren-san hates me now.
SIGN Tsukishima Shopping Center
[05:40] MAN 1
So, anyway...
[05:41] MAN 1
Hey, Mina-chan. We saw you last night.
[05:42] MAN 1
What an incredible debut!
[05:45] MAN 2
I've never seen such an
entertaining episode of SpoLuna.
[05:48] WOMAN 1
What will you be wearing tonight?
[05:50] WOMAN 1
Good luck.
[05:51] MINA
Thank you.
[06:00] MINA
Wait!
[06:03] MINA
I'm running late, but I mustn't run.
SIGN Tsukishima Academy
[06:22] JUNICHIRO
Hey, Kanji.
[06:26] JUNICHIRO
Did you watch yesterday's SpoLuna?
[06:29] KANJI
No.
[06:30] JUNICHIRO
What? You could say we
witnessed a glorious debut.
[06:33] JUNICHIRO
I've made up my mind.
[06:35] JUNICHIRO
I'm starting a fan site for Tsukuda.
[06:37] KANJI
Don't you run a fan site for Mina, too?
[06:40] JUNICHIRO
As of this moment, I live for Tsukuda.
[06:44] KANJI
I don't care.
[06:46] JUNICHIRO
It was so good. You really didn't watch it?
[06:53] TOMO
I know it's tough being a high school
student and announcer at the same time.
[06:58] TOMO
I doubt anyone would complain if you quit.
[07:02] MINA
Oh, I'm fine. I can keep going.
[07:06] TOMO
You're always so optimistic.
[07:11] MINA
Why is that?
[07:14] (Flashback) WOMAN
You worked hard until the end.
[07:18] MINA
For some reason...
[07:22] MINA
For some reason, I feel
like I can keep trying.
[07:33] TOMO
If you're capable of trying so hard,
then why not try hard fix your picky eating?
[07:36] MINA
Not carrots.
[07:38] MINA
I've decided not to try hard
when it comes to carrots.
[07:41] TOMO
What does that mean?
[07:43] FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Our next story: accomplished major leaguer
Nikaido returns to the world of Japanese baseball.
SIGN Nikaido Returns to Japan Today
[07:51] NIKAIDO
Yay. I'll be coming back tonight.
[07:55] MINA
To capture a tiger, capture a bird.
Capture the tiger with the bird as bait.
[08:00] MINA
The struggle to harvest the yam doesn't
compare to the struggle of making thick yam soup.
[08:17] STAFF
Hey, Tsukuda-chan. You're
getting great numbers.
[08:20] MINA
What?
[08:21] STAFF
Could you handle today's live interview
with Nikaido at Aoyama Stadium?
[08:27] MINA
Okay...
[08:29] DAISUKE
Our ratings jumped when you made
your memorable debut yesterday.
[08:34] MINA
Oh?
[08:35] DAISUKE
In this industry, numbers are everything.
[08:39] MINA
I see.
[08:41] DAISUKE
Want some?
[08:43] MINA
Oh, no, thank you. I couldn't.
[08:47] SUIREN
You chose her out of numerous
candidates, so you must have a plan.
[08:54] ONOUE
Are you curious?
[08:55] SUIREN
It's the staff and crew
that suffer because of her.
[09:00] ONOUE
She's a lot like you used to be.
[09:06] SUIREN
Yeah, right.
[09:22] BABY
I finally found you.
[09:33] FAN
Another beer, miss.
[09:36] BEER GIRL
Coming!
[09:41] MINA
What? But...
[09:46] STAFF
Okay, you're good to go.
[09:48] KATO
Onoue P's all the about
the ratings, but I'm not.
[09:52] KATO
The next time you screw up, you're fired.
[09:56] STAFF
I know what Kato-san said, but good luck.
[10:01] MINA
I'm starting to feel nervous.
[10:03] DAISUKE
Can you hear me, Tsukuda?
[10:05] MINA
Yes.
[10:06] DAISUKE
Take it easy.
[10:07] DAISUKE
Just do what you did yesterday.
[10:10] MINA
Okay, Kiryu-san. Thank you.
[10:15] MINA
All right.
[10:16] ESCARTIN
Tsukudani-san.
[10:18] MINA
Uh, Mutsumune Es... Es...
[10:21] ESCARTIN
It's Escartin.
[10:23] MINA
Sorry.
[10:24] ESCARTIN
By the way, have you already
introduced yourself to Nikaido?
[10:29] MINA
Huh?
[10:30] ESCARTIN
I thought so.
[10:33] ESCARTIN
Nikaido is an eccentric
man we call "the Alien."
[10:37] ESCARTIN
He might sulk if you
don't introduce yourself.
[10:39] MINA
What? Really?
[10:41] MINA
Uh, um...
[10:43] ESCARTIN
The dressing room is this way.
[10:46] MINA
Thank you.
[10:48] ESCARTIN
I have high hopes for your first interview.
[10:52] MINA
Thank you.
[10:55] ESCARTIN
Yeah, hoping you fail.
SIGN Dressing Room
[11:02] MINA
Mutsumune-san has high hopes for me.
[11:04] MINA
I need to succeed today.
[11:08] MINA
Oh, no. I'm not supposed to run.
[11:12] MINA
Uh, um... the dressing room...
[11:18] MINA
Huh?
[11:19] Mina
Where am I?
[11:23] MINA
I'm lost!
[11:32] NIKAIDO
Don't worry.
[11:34] NIKAIDO
Starting today, I'll become
a hero in your place.
[11:38] NIKAIDO
On this planet with its weak gravity,
I can hit plenty of home runs.
[11:39] MINA
Oh, good. That's Nikaido's voice.
[11:46] MINA
Excuse me.
[11:59] MINA
I'm sorry.
SIGN Rabbits
Dressing Room
[12:05] MINA
Wait, what was that?
[12:13] NIKAIDO
You saw, didn't you?
[12:16] NIKAIDO
I'll get you.
[12:24] MINA
I'm done for...
[12:46] OTSUKI
Take this.
[12:52] NIKAIDO
Who are you?
[12:54] OTSUKI
Your kind never learn their lesson, do they?
[12:57] OTSUKI
Rapanite, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[13:02] OTSUKI
Otsuki Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest.
[13:05] MINA
Mina?
[13:08] OTSUKI
If you don't want to die, you
should Jujitsu while you can.
[13:11] MINA
What? Jujitsu?
[13:18] OHTSUKI
Stop right there, you slimy bastard!
[13:21] MINA
Huh? What?
[13:24] MINA
What's going on?
[13:29] KATO
Damn it. Where did Tsukuda go?
[13:31] STAFF
Kato-san.
[13:32] KATO
What?
[13:34] STAFF
I've got Mucchi on standby.
[13:37] KATO
Okay, we're switching to Mutsumune.
[13:39] ESCARTIN
Yes, sir. I'll do my best.
[13:44] ESCARTIN
Looks like my plan worked.
[13:48] ESCARTIN
Now let's go.
[13:51] KATO
Is the building shaking?
[13:52] ESCARTIN
What is that?
[13:54] KATO
It's shaking.
[13:57] ESCARTIN
Huh? What?
[14:07] ESCARTIN
What was that about?
[14:13] MALE ANNOUNCER
We all have high hopes for
Nikaido who's gotten even
[14:16] Male Announcer
bigger after his stint in the major league.
[14:19] FEMALE ANNOUNCER
#1, center field, Nikaido.
[14:21] FEMALE ANNOUNCER
He's wearing number...
[14:34] FAN
That's too big.
[14:38] NIKAIDO
Nikaido!
[14:48] FEMALE ANNOUNCER
It's Otsuki Mina. Otsuki Mina
has appeared on the field.
[14:52] ONOUE
Cameras, switch to her.
[14:55] DAISUKE
Breaking news.
[14:57] DAISUKE
Otsuki Mina has appeared again tonight.
SIGN Tsukishima Shopping Center
[15:00] DAISUKE
We're broadcasting live from Aoyama Stadium.
[15:03] WOMAN
Otsuki Mina is always so beautiful.
[15:06] OTSUKI
Here I come.
[15:11] OTSUKI
Take this.
[15:41] OTSUKI
Nailed it.
[15:47] OTSUKI
What?
[16:00] MINA
Calm down.
[16:01] MINA
I'm an announcer. What should
I do in situations like this?
[16:05] MINA
Guidelines for announcers.
Number 1: Announcers are...
[16:09] BABY
This is no time to be looking at that.
[16:10] MINA
Who's there?
[16:14] BABY
Tsukuda Mina, you are also
a Getsumento Heiki Mina.
[16:18] BABY
As a member of the Rabbit Force,
[16:21] Baby
it is your duty to protect
Earth from alien interference.
[16:25] BABY
Earth's sports entertainment is
unparalleled throughout space.
[16:30] BABY
Countless numbers of wicked aliens
[16:32] BABY
seek to meddle with it out of
curiosity or for personal gain.
[16:36] BABY
They're a passionate fan of Nikaido's
who attempted to replace him.
[16:42] BABY
You must protect Earth's
sports entertainment by...
[16:46] MINA
What?
[16:49] BABY
In any case, you're a Mina, too.
[16:50] BABY
You must Jujitsu right away.
[16:52] MINA
But this is my first interview.
[16:55] MINA
I need to succeed and gain everyone's trust,
[16:57] MINA
and I need to introduce
myself to Nikaido-san.
[16:58] BABY
You've completely lost your mind. Fine, then.
[17:07] BABY
Rabbit suit on.
[17:12] MALE ANNOUNCER
The carrot she was fed contains
an abundance of β-carotene.
[17:16] MALE ANNOUNCER
When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[17:20] MALE ANNOUNCER
the active oxygen in her body is
removed, and her cells are regenerated
[17:24] MALE ANNOUNCER
as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu
transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[17:40] MINA
I hate carrots.
[17:42] MINA
Huh? Why am I dressed like this?
[17:45] BABY
Launch carrot weapon.
[17:49] MALE ANNOUNCER
Mina's weapon is launched
from the Rabbit Force base
[17:53] MALE ANNOUNCER
secretly constructed on the moon.
[17:57] MALE ANNOUNCER
The red-shift gravity catapult's
super acceleration allows the
[18:01] MALE ANNOUNCER
weapon to reach Earth in an
average time of 14.7 seconds.
[19:05] MINA
Carrot weapon?
[19:09] MINA
Oh, those things?
[19:11] BABY
Yes.
[19:21] BABY
Now fight.
[19:22] BABY
The method is written in your genes.
[19:28] BABY
What's the matter?
[19:29] MINA
I'm not sure I get it,
[19:32] MINA
but I feel like trying my best.
[19:37] BABY
Oh, really?
[19:38] MINA
Here we go.
[19:49] NIKAIDO
Crack!
[19:55] MALE ANNOUNCER
Former major leaguer Nikaido's
power is incredible.
[19:59] FAN 1
He's too powerful.
[20:01] FAN 2
Look at Otsuki Mina.
[20:04] OTSUKI
Now you've done it.
[20:15] FEMALE ANNOUNCER
They've swapped pitchers. It's, uh...
[20:19] BABY
Tsukishiro Mina.
[20:21] MINA
For the peace and happiness
of all six billion earthlings,
[20:26] MINA
Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro
Mina is here to do her best.
[20:42] OTSUKI
Stop hogging the spotlight, newbie.
[20:45] MINA
Sorry.
[20:46] OTSUKI
I'll let you have it today.
[20:49] OTSUKI
Now let's kick his ass.
[20:51] MINA
Okay.
[21:09] OTSUKI
Now, newbie!
[21:11] MINA
Okay.
[21:13] MALE ANNOUNCER
By merging with the wielder's body, Mina
weapons achieve their maximum power.
[21:20] MALE ANNOUNCER
They are the ultimate weapon.
[21:27] MINA
Carrot Hammer!
[21:50] MINA
I'm not sure I get it, but I did it.
[21:53] OTSUKI
It's not over yet.
[22:03] MINA
The Rapanite has been arrested.
[22:11] MINA
This is Tsukuda Mina.
[22:13] MINA
Today I'm interviewing the
Alien of baseball, Nikaido.
[22:17] ESCARTIN
Why? I should be there interviewing him.
[22:23] KATO
It's a good thing Tsukishiro Mina showed up.
[22:27] KATO
Where were you during the interview?
[22:29] MINA
Uh, um...
[22:32] MINA
Sorry.
[22:34] STAFF
What's the big deal?
[22:35] STAFF
SpoLuna got an exclusive
scoop on today's incident.
[22:38] STAFF
I'm looking forward to tomorrow's ratings.
[22:40] KATO
I guess so.
[22:41] KATO
For now, cheers!
[22:44] ALL
Cheers!
[22:48] STAFF
Keep the food coming, ma'am.
[22:51] CHEF
Yes, sir.
[22:53] MINA
Today, I probably shouldn't try to think
about happened then or after that.
[23:03] MINA
Carrot juice!
[24:28] MINA
What? You want me to host a mini-segment?
[24:30] STAFF
I'd like you to write a piece on
50 years of pro wrestling history.
[24:33] STAFF
It airs tomorrow. Is that too much to ask?
[24:35] MINA
No, I'll do it. Please let me do it.
[24:37] ESCARTIN
Tsukudani's got her own segment?
[24:39] ESCARTIN
That brat will pay for this.
[24:41] ESCARTIN
I'll show her how harsh life can be.
[24:44] MINA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki
Mina, "I Love Pro Wrestling."
[24:48] MINA
Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro
Mina will arrest the Lottanites.
[24:51] SUIREN
No good. Those aren't your own words.
[24:54] MINA
Aw...
E2 - I Love Pro Wrestling
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SIGN #02 I Love Pro Wrestling
[02:23] SUIREN
Last night, a pro wrestling match
was interrupted by a Lottanite.
[02:28] SUIREN
However, Otsuki Mina apprehended the
Lottanite, and the match resumed.
[02:33] DAISUKE
This is the second time this month that
aliens have interrupted our nation's sports events.
[02:39] MINA
What are we to do about
these alien sports fans?
[02:42] MINA
It's thanks to the Rabbit Force that we
can watch sports with peace of mind.
[02:46] SUIREN
Athletes, thank you for another
fine performance today.
[02:50] SUIREN
We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.
[02:57] STAFF
Okay, good.
[03:02] DAISUKE
You did pretty well today.
[03:05] MINA
Thank you.
[03:06] DAISUKE
Should we head out to Roppongi together?
[03:09] MINA
Sure.
[03:09] SUIREN
She can't. She's a high school student.
[03:13] DAISUKE
You can join us in three years, then.
[03:15] STAFF
What are we going to do about the
three-minute segment that starts tomorrow?
[03:19] KATO
Fifty years of pro wrestling history is just
Ono P hankering for the good old days.
[03:23] KATO
Pro wrestling isn't in right now.
[03:27] STAFF
Yeah, but Ono P told us to do
it, and my hands are full.
[03:32] STAFF
Is there anyone we can hand it off to?
[03:33] KATO
We don't have a choice.
Make Tsukudani do it.
[03:37] STAFF
What?
[03:39] STAFF
Anyway, we're leaving it up to you, Tsukuda.
[03:42] MINA
What?
[03:51] STAFF
Every document created since Luna
TV's founding is stored here.
[03:55] STAFF
Use these to write a piece on
50 years of pro wrestling.
[04:00] MINA
By myself?
[04:02] STAFF
That said, it airs tomorrow.
Maybe I'm asking too much.
[04:05] MINA
No, let me do it.
[04:07] STAFF
What?
[04:08] MINA
I don't have school tomorrow. I'll
stay up all night researching.
[04:11] STAFF
I'll get in trouble if I make
a high school student do that.
[04:20] MINA
Good evening.
[04:22] GUARD
Good evening.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[04:32] MINA
Sorry. I have to do some research.
[04:36] MOM
Okay. Be careful.
[04:41] DAD
Was that Mina?
[04:42] MOM
Yes. She's working overtime.
[04:45] DAD
Maybe it's not possible for her to work
and go to school at the same time.
[04:51] MOM
It's been her dream since grade school.
[04:53] MOM
She'll be fine.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[05:16] ESCARTIN
Nothing beats a rose bath
on a weekend night.
[05:20] ESCARTIN
It'd be a waste to not make full
use of company facilities.
[05:32] ESCARTIN
There's nothing good in here today.
[05:35] ESCARTIN
I suppose I can let them
off the hook with this.
[05:39] ESCARTIN
Who is it?
[05:40] ESCARTIN
The watchman shouldn't be on patrol yet.
[05:49] ESCARTIN
Tsukudani?
[05:51] ESCARTIN
What is she doing at this hour?
[05:55] MINA
I need to finish writing a script tonight.
[05:58] ESCARTIN
She's doing what?
[06:00] ESCARTIN
She'll pay for trying to earn points
with such underhanded tricks.
[06:10] BABY
Hey. I have a lot of things to tell you.
[06:14] MINA
You shouldn't hide in there.
[06:16] ESCARTIN
Did she notice me?
[06:18] MINA
I'll pretend I never saw you.
[06:20] ESCARTIN
If you insist.
[06:24] ESCARTIN
Despite how she seems, she's
actually quite capable.
[06:27] BABY
I forgot to explain some
things to you the other day.
[06:31] MINA
I'm busy right now.
[06:34] BABY
Sports entertainment is a rare
custom found only on Earth.
[06:40] BABY
Not only that, but it has
captivated the entire universe,
[06:42] BABY
and there are many passionate fans.
[06:45] BABY
Because countless aliens attempt to
interfere with sports entertainment,
[06:48] BABY
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention
Policy and Rabbit Force were established,
[06:53] BABY
as you earthlings know.
[06:55] BABY
Arresting aliens who violate
the policy is your job.
[06:58] BABY
Tsukuda Mina, it is your destiny
to live as Tsukishiro Mina.
[07:07] MINA
Why?
[07:08] BABY
What?
[07:09] BABY
Uh, it's a long story...
[07:13] MINA
I'm not going to become Mina.
[07:15] BABY
What? Why not?
[07:16] MINA
I've already got my hands full attending
school and working as an announcer.
[07:20] BABY
Then you should quit being an announcer.
[07:23] MINA
What?
[07:24] BABY
What?
[07:30] MINA
You're interrupting my work.
[07:32] GUARD
S-Sorry.
[07:35] MINA
No, I'm sorry.
SIGN After the death of Rikidoyama, the grandfather
of Japanese professional wrestling, two huge stars
known as Dinosaur Babb and Hercules Inochi
carried on his legacy.
Dinosaur Babb founded the All Japan Pro Wrestling
[08:17] MINA
I had no idea the office
had such a beautiful bath.
[08:21] MINA
Not only that, but the
smell of roses is lovely.
[08:27] MINA
I need to do my best to be both a
high school student and an announcer.
[08:31] MINA
After all, I'm going to be like Suiren-san.
SIGN 50 Years of
Japanese Pro
Wrestling
[08:51] JUNICHIRO
Yes, yes, yes.
[08:55] JUNICHIRO
My Tsukuda Mina fan site
got hugged to death.
SIGN High School Announcer
Tsukuda Mina
is Adorable!
[09:00] JUNICHIRO
See? You should check it out.
[09:02] JUNICHIRO
Everyone's going crazy for her.
[09:05] KANJI
I'm not interested in that kind of thing.
SIGN High School Announcer
Tsukuda Mina
is Adorable!
[09:07] JUNICHIRO
What are you talking about, Kanji?
[09:09] JUNICHIRO
Are you behind the times?
[09:12] JUNICHIRO
My Tsukuda Mina.
[09:14] KANJI
She doesn't belong to you.
[09:25] BABY
Lottanites have been detected.
[09:29] BABY
They hadn't left Earth yet.
[09:35] STAFF
You think Tsukuda-chan's gonna be okay?
[09:37] KATO
If she's not, it suits me
just fine to send her home.
[09:39] STAFF
What?
[09:40] KATO
I'll pin the blame on her and make her quit.
[09:44] STAFF
Kato D, merciless as ever.
[09:50] KATO
How long is Ono P going
to keep using Tsukuda?
[09:55] KATO
Huh?
SIGN 50 Years of
Japanese Pro
Wrestling
[10:01] MINA
Sorry to bother you. I tried writing
a script for the new segment, but...
[10:05] SUIREN
It's no good.
[10:06] MINA
What?
[10:07] SUIREN
It's not written in your own words.
[10:10] SUIREN
This is the first script you've
written yourself, right?
[10:14] SUIREN
You can't sound like you're
reading off a script.
[10:16] SUIREN
You have to hammer it into your head
and speak with your own words.
[10:20] MINA
Okay. I'll do my best.
[10:33] MINA
I'm too tired to memorize anything.
[10:39] ESCARTIN
Tsukudani-san.
[10:42] ESCARTIN
Here. Isn't this your script
for tonight's broadcast?
[10:45] ESCARTIN
Wouldn't you panic during
the show if you forgot it?
[10:47] MINA
Yes, thank you.
[10:53] ESCARTIN
That's a script, but it's the
script for my cooking show.
[10:58] ESCARTIN
Your 50 years of pro wrestling
script is right here.
[11:04] MINA
Good morning.
[11:06] ALL
Good morning.
[11:09] SUIREN
Don't run before a show.
[11:11] MINA
I know.
[11:12] SUIREN
Good attitude.
[11:13] DAISUKE
I'm looking forward to your new corner.
[11:15] MINA
Thank you.
[11:16] ALL
Good morning.
[11:20] MINA
Good morning...
[11:24] MINA
Did I do something to upset him again?
[11:27] MINA
Director Kato is acting weird.
[11:29] DAISUKE
Of course not. It must be your imagination.
[11:35] STAFF
Has he gotten bigger?
[11:38] STAFF
We're going live in ten seconds.
[11:41] STAFF
Eight, seven, six, five,
[11:46] STAFF
four, three...
[11:56] SUIREN
Good evening. It's time
for SpoLuna on Saturday.
[11:59] DAISUKE
The first episode of our new segment starting
tonight is on 50 years of Japanese pro wrestling.
[12:05] MINA
Tonight, Tsukuda Mina's new segment will
cover the king of sports entertainment
[12:09] MINA
that began with the rise of TV and
built a golden era during the Showa Period,
[12:13] MINA
professional wrestling.
[12:15] MINA
For pro wrestling, first take one
teaspoon each of sugar and salt...
[12:19] MINA
What?
SIGN Delicious Pork and Potatoes Recipe
So good!
Ingredients
Meat On Sale
Carrots
Cabbage
Bell Peppers
Shimeji Mushrooms To Taste
Generous Amount of Soy Sauce
Sugar
Salt To Taste
Lots of Peppers
Recipe
Let's get cooking!
1. Boil meat.
[12:25] MINA
What's going on?
[12:28] MINA
My script got swapped out for
a cooking show's script.
[12:46] ESCARTIN
You're finished, Tsukudani-san.
[12:51] SUIREN
Tsukuda-san.
[12:53] SUIREN
Tsukuda-san.
[12:56] (Flashback) SUIREN
This is the first script you've
written yourself, right?
[12:59] (Flashback) SUIREN
You can't sound like you're
reading off a script.
[13:01] (Flashback) SUIREN
You have to hammer it into your head
and speak with your own words.
[13:13] MINA
After the death of Rikidoyama, the
grandfather of Japanese professional wrestling,
[13:17] MINA
two huge stars known as Dinosaur Babb and
Hercules Inochi carried on his legacy.
[13:23] ESCARTIN
What? Tsukudani memorized her script!
[13:26] MINA
Dinosaur Babb founded the All
Japan Pro Wrestling Association,
[13:29] MINA
while Hercules Inochi founded the New
Japanese Pro Wrestling Association.
[13:33] MINA
The two became rivals who
competed against one another.
[13:35] MINA
In order to strike back
against Dinosaur Babb,
[13:36] STAFF
Not bad, Tsukuda-chan.
[13:37] MINA
who was well-connected with
American pro wrestling,
[13:40] MINA
Hercules Inochi created a new sport
known as multi-discipline combat sports,
[13:44] MINA
which briefly became popular.
[13:46] MINA
Later, Hercules Inochi would
repeatedly challenge Dinosaur Babb
[13:49] MINA
to a match to determine the champion of
Japanese pro wrestling once and for all.
[13:53] MINA
Though Babb once accepted the challenge
in the all star ring, ultimately,
[13:57] MINA
a match between the greats was never
arranged and ended as the eternal dream
[14:03] MINA
of pro wrestling fans.
[14:06] MINA
Who was truly stronger, Babb or Inochi?
[14:13] STAFF
That excited you, Kato-san?
[14:15] STAFF
But you don't care about pro wrestling.
[14:17] STAFF
Don't you think you're too big, Kato-san?
[14:20] KATO
Dinosaur Babb's Duronmon Kick!
[14:33] MINA
It's the Lottanite from
last night's news story.
[14:35] STAFF
What should we do, Onoue P?
[14:36] ONOUE
Continue broadcasting.
[14:39] GUARD
Kato-san! Hang in there, Kato-san!
[14:42] ESCARTIN
No! Now I'll never get married!
[14:45] ALIEN
Hercules Inochi's Octopus Hold!
[14:47] ESCARTIN
Stop! Stay away!
[14:49] ALIEN
We've taken over this show!
[14:52] ALIEN
We demand a 60-minute death
match between Dinosaur Babb
[14:58] ALIEN
and Hercules Inochi to
determine who is stronger!
[15:02] SUIREN
Tsukuda-san.
[15:03] SUIREN
Don't. It's too dangerous.
[15:08] MINA
Please leave.
[15:11] MINA
This is my first segment.
[15:14] MINA
It may be only three minutes, but I
spent a whole day writing my report.
[15:19] MINA
Please let me finish the job.
[15:22] MINA
Please.
[15:33] ALIEN
I demand a match!
[15:36] MINA
That's impossible.
[15:37] MINA
Hercules Inochi has retired,
and Dinosaur Babb passed away.
[15:41] ALIEN
What?
[15:41] MINA
Their showdown ended as a dream.
[15:44] ALIEN
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
[15:46] ALIEN
I won't believe your lies!
[15:48] ALIEN
I just watched them fight last night.
[15:51] MINA
That was a satellite rebroadcast.
[15:57] ALIEN
You're lying. You're lying.
[15:58] ALIEN
Dinosaur and Hercules are eternal heroes.
[16:02] ALIEN
Unless you promise to air their showdown,
[16:05] ALIEN
we'll destroy Luna TV ten minutes from now.
[16:08] MINA
Please don't.
[16:16] SUIREN
Grab a handy cam and come with me.
[16:18] SUIREN
We're going after him.
[16:19] CAMERAMAN
Yes, ma'am.
[16:24] ALIEN
Three, two, one.
[16:28] SUIREN
The Lottanite continues to
demand the showdown of dreams
[16:31] SUIREN
and has holed up on the roof of Luna TV.
[16:33] ALIEN
Bomber!
[16:35] ALIEN
We demand a showdown between
Dinosaur Babb and Hercules Inochi.
[16:41] ALIEN
Otherwise, we'll attack Luna TV.
[16:54] SUIREN
Aliens have begun attacking,
[16:56] SUIREN
but we'll continue broadcasting
until the end.
[16:59] DAISUKE
Suiren, it's dangerous
out there. Be careful.
[17:02] DAISUKE
There are still no signs
of the Rabbit Force.
[17:05] MINA
Suiren-san...
[17:13] MINA
There are carrots in this vegetable juice.
[17:16] MINA
Could it be? But I...
[17:21] DAISUKE
Suiren, are you all right?
[17:23] SUIREN
Suiren here. Currently on the roof—
SIGN 29 Vegetables
7820μg of β-Carotene
[17:37] MINA
Jujitsu...
[17:42] MALE ANNOUNCER
The carrot she consumed contains
an abundance of β-carotene.
[17:46] MALE ANNOUNCER
When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[17:50] MALE ANNOUNCER
the active oxygen in her body is
removed, and her cells are regenerated
[17:55] MALE ANNOUNCER
as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu
transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[18:03] MALE ANNOUNCER
Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit
Force base secretly constructed on the moon.
[18:11] MALE ANNOUNCER
The red-shift gravity catapult's
super acceleration allows the weapon
[18:15] MALE ANNOUNCER
to reach Earth in an average
time of 14.7 seconds.
SIGN One
SIGN Rabbit
SIGN Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
[20:00] MINA
Lottanites, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[20:04] MINA
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest.
[20:18] MINA
Carrot Launcher!
[20:23] ALIEN
Take this! Drop Kick!
[20:29] ALIEN
Axe Bomber!
[20:31] MINA
STO!
[20:33] MINA
Rabbit Lock!
[20:39] ALIEN
I've never seen anything like this!
[20:42] MINA
We're long past Dinosaur Babb's era!
[20:46] ALIEN
I give up, I give up!
[20:48] MINA
The Lottanites have been apprehended!
[21:03] KATO
Where were you, Tsukuda?
[21:06] KATO
What kind of jerk abandons
the set during a broadcast?
[21:09] KATO
Your three-minute segment is canceled!
[21:11] MINA
What?
[21:12] KATO
This industry is no place
for students, you hear?
[21:16] STAFF
Kato-san.
[21:17] KATO
What?
[21:18] STAFF
We're getting tons of calls requesting the
continuation of the three-minute segment.
[21:22] KATO
What?
[21:24] STAFF
They were touched by the way Tsukuda-chan
took on the alien unarmed to protect her segment.
[21:29] KATO
Fine, then.
[21:31] KATO
The three-minute segment will
become a regular thing.
[21:36] ALL
Cheers!
[21:37] KATO
Come on, drink up and make some noise!
[21:41] KATO
Come on, drink!
[21:42] MINA
Thank you.
[21:43] KATO
I'm not talking to you!
[23:08] SISTER
Onii-chan, what's wrong with
you? She came to cheer for you.
[23:12] KANJI
She's changed. Work is more
important to her than us now.
[23:17] SISTER
That's not true. Don't you
remember your promise?
[23:21] SISTER
Next time on Getsumento Heiki
Mina, "The Promised Dirty Pitch."
[23:25] MINA
I won't let them interfere
with Kanji's match.
[23:27] MINA
Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro
Mina will arrest the Yellenites.
[23:31] KATO
Hey, Tsukuda! Where are you
going during a broadcast?
[23:35] MINA
Sorry...
E3 - The Promised Dirty Pitch
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[01:58] KIRYU
Good evening. I'm Kiryu Daisuke.
[02:00] SUIREN
And I'm Koshu Suiren.
[02:02] KIRYU
Twilight Sports Information Network's
SpoLuna has another packed show for you.
[02:07] SUIREN
Today, announcer Tsukuda
is busy with school—
[02:15] TSUKUDA
Uh, I'm sorry.
[02:18] TSUKUDA
I'm late because I fell
asleep on the Yurikamone.
[02:22] TSUKUDA
I'm high school announcer Tsukuda Mina.
[02:24] SUINRE
Either way, since Tsukuda has slid in,
we have our regular lineup tonight.
SIGN #03 The Promised Dirty Pitch
[02:35] NAKORU
Onii-chan. Hey, onii-chan.
[02:41] NAKORU
Oh, come on.
[02:43] NAKORU
Wake up.
[02:47] KANJI
What do you want, Nakoru?
[02:50] NAKORU
You stink. Come on, get undressed.
[02:54] NAKORU
We gotta put these in the wash.
[02:56] KANJI
Shut up. I'm tired from practice.
[02:59] NAKORU
Well, I'm tried from cheerleading. Come on.
[03:03] KANJI
Quit it! I'll do it myself.
[03:05] SUIREN
Next up is Tsukuda's three-minute segment.
[03:07] TSUKUDA
Thank you. In this episode, I'll
be covering the figure skating
[03:08] NAKORU
It's Tsukuda-senpai.
[03:11] NAKORU
I can't believe she really became
an announcer. It's amazing.
[03:11] TSUKUDA
tournament that took place
in Alaska the other day.
[03:17] NAKORU
What's the matter?
[03:20] NAKORU
What's your problem?
[03:23] KANJI
I thought you were gonna wash them.
[03:24] NAKORU
What?
[03:26] AD SUZUKI
Three...
[03:30] KIRYU
High school baseball summer regional
qualifiers are starting up.
[03:35] SUIREN
Here at SpoLuna, high school announcer Tsukuda
will be reporting on them as one of their peers.
[03:42] SUIREN
Good luck.
[03:43] TSUKUDA
Thank you.
[03:44] TSUKUDA
I'll be doing my best, so good luck to all
you high school baseball players out there.
[03:52] KIRYU
You're working so hard you fall
asleep from the exhaustion.
[03:55] TSUKUDA
I'm sorry. I'll be careful from now on.
[04:00] SUIREN
Kiryu-san, don't tease her.
[04:04] KIRYU
Tsukuda Mina and her charming rabbit-like
bedhead will be covering the qualifiers.
[04:09] KIRYU
You won't want to miss it.
[04:11] TSUKUDA
Thank you.
[04:15] KATO D
She's always screwing
up the schedule and set.
[04:19] AD SUZUKI
Now, now. She does good numbers.
[04:22] AD SUZUKI
Maybe being a student and
announcer is tough after all.
[04:26] KATO D
Well, she's failing at both.
[04:28] KATO D
She just lacks self-awareness
as a professional.
[04:30] ONOUE
I don't see the problem.
[04:32] BOTH
Onoue-san?
[04:34] ONOUE
A hardworking and ordinary
unprofessional high school girl
[04:37] ONOUE
is receiving passionate
support from our viewers,
[04:41] ONOUE
just like those high school baseball
players in the middle of summer.
[04:46] BOTH
I see...
[04:50] CATCHER
Nice pitch, Kanji.
[04:57] TSUKUDA
I just finished my extra classes.
I'll head over right away.
[05:02] MOCHIMURA
Done with... extra classes...?
[05:03] TSUKUDA
Mocchin, I'm sorry.
[05:06] MOCHIMURA
She seems busy as usual.
[05:12] TSUKUDA
If I don't hurry, I'll
be late to the interview.
[05:16] NAKORU
You can do it, Kanji!
[05:30] NAKORU
Tsukuda-senpai.
[05:31] TSUKUDA
Nako?
[05:32] NAOKUR
Tsukuda-senpai, it's good to see you again.
[05:37] TSUKUDA
I see. You started middle
school this year, right?
[05:41] TSUKUDA
I hardly recognize you.
[05:42] NAKORU
I picked up cheerleading
to cheer for my brother.
[05:47] NAKORU
I'm about to go watch him practice.
[05:49] NAKORU
Let's go together.
[05:51] TSUKUDA
Yeah, let's.
[05:53] TSUKUDA
Oh, sorry. I actually have an interview now.
[05:57] TSUKUDA
Listen up, Nako. Give Kanji
a stern talking to for me.
[06:00] TSUKUDA
He needs to shape up.
[06:03] NAKORU
What? Don't you know?
[06:06] NAKORU
He's currently the school's star player.
[06:10] NAKORU
She's not listening.
[06:13] NAKORU
Seems like she's busy, too.
SIGN High School Announcer
Tsukuda Mina
is Adorable!
[06:17] MOCHIMURA
"The clumsy announcer shows up
late because she fell asleep."
[06:20] MOCHIMURA
"Tsukuda's 'good luck' was so cute."
[06:22] MOCHIMURA
"Oh, yeah. Mina-tan's bedhead."
[06:25] MOCHIMURA
These comments are all about Mina.
[06:29] YOSHIMI
Amazing, right?
[06:30] YOSHIMI
I got a bunch of hits the other
day because she overslept.
[06:34] MOCHIMURA
I'm not sure she'd appreciate
these comments if she saw them.
[06:38] YOSHIMI
Where is she, anyway?
[06:40] YOSHIMI
I came so I could show them to her.
[06:43] MOCHIMURA
I don't know.
[06:44] MOCHIMURA
Lately, she's been dashing off
somewhere after class every day.
[06:47] STUDENT 1
What's going on?
[06:48] STUDENT 2
It's a TV crew.
[06:57] MOCHIMURA
Oh, it's Mina.
[06:58] YOSHIMI
No way!
[07:00] TSUKUDA
Huh? Why did we come back to school?
[07:04] AD SUZUKI
What? Tsukishima Academy is your high school?
[07:08] TSUKUDA
Are we covering our baseball team today?
[07:18] KANJI
What's going on?
[07:23] KANJI
Tsukuda?
[07:25] NAKORU
Tsukuda-senpai?
[07:28] PLAYER 1
Apparently, SpoLuna's here to cover us.
[07:31] KANJI
What?
[07:32] MOCHIMURA
Mina.
[07:36] MOCHIMURA
Hey.
[07:37] TSUKUDA
Oh, Mocchin and Yoshimi-kun.
[07:40] YOSHIMI
You're in a SpoLuna jacket?
That's super rare!
[07:44] TSUKUDA
Sorry about earlier.
[07:46] MOCHIMURA
It's fine, but why did
you come back to school?
[07:51] TSUKUDA
Well, you see...
[07:53] AD SUZUKI
Come on! We don't have much time!
[07:56] YOSHIMI
Tsukuda is amazing in person.
[07:58] MOCHIMURA
She seems busy.
[08:02] AD SUZUKI
Anyway, Tsukuda-chan, could
you interview the star player?
[08:06] TSUKUDA
Okay.
[08:08] TSUKUDA
Kanji, when did you become the star player?
[08:12] AD SUZUKI
Tsukuda-chan, you and the baseball
team's star player are friends?
[08:17] TSUKUDA
We're less childhood friends and
[08:20] Tsukuda
more like fated rivals.
[08:24] TSUKUDA
Right, Kanji?
[08:29] AD SUZUKI
Fated rivals, huh?
[08:32] AD SUZUKI
Either way, high school announcer
interviews childhood
[08:35] AD SHUZUKI
friend and star player going up against
the tournament favorite powerhouse.
[08:40] AD SUZUKI
Yeah, that's perfect.
[08:44] AD SUZUKI
Here we go, Tsukuda-chan.
[08:51] TSUKUDA
I'm currently with the Tsukishima
Academy High School baseball team.
[08:55] TSUKUDA
This is actually the high
school I'm attending.
SIGN Tsukuda
SIGN Welcome Tsukuda Mina
[09:01] TSUKUDA
Now let's interview star player Hazemi Kanji.
[09:05] TSUKUDA
Hazemi, the regional qualifier is coming up.
[09:08] TSUKUDA
How do you feel?
[09:10] TSUKUDA
Huh? Hazemi...
[09:13] TSUKUDA
I didn't get to interview him.
[09:27] NAKORU
Onii-chan.
[09:29] NAKORU
Why are you ignoring Tsukuda-senpai?
[09:31] NAKORU
She came to support you.
[09:37] KANJI
She's changed.
[09:39] NAKORU
What?
[09:40] KANJI
She's deep into TV now, and
everyone's fussing over her.
[09:43] NAKORU
But... she hasn't changed at all.
[09:47] KANJI
She's changed.
[09:49] KANJI
Work is more important to her than us now.
[10:02] TSUKUDA
I wonder what happened to Kanji.
[10:04] TSUKUDA
Did I say something to upset him?
[10:10] TSUKUDA
I screwed up again.
[10:13] BABY
I have urgent news.
[10:16] TSUKUDA
Why do you have to show up here?
[10:19] BABY
The Rabbit Force radar just detected
a new UFO entering the atmosphere.
[10:25] BABY
It's currently lurking above Tokyo Bay.
[10:30] TSUKUDA
I have to turn into Mina and fight again?
[10:32] BABY
Not right away.
[10:34] BABY
But make sure you're ready
to Jujitsu at any moment.
[10:41] TSUKUDA
Could you at least tell me
when I'll have to Jujitsu?
[10:45] TSUKUDA
I've got a schedule to follow.
[10:47] BABY
That's all from me. Good luck.
[10:52] TSUKUDA
Oh, come on.
[11:00] MOM
The regional qualifier starts today.
[11:02] DAD
For Kanji-kun, right?
[11:04] DAD
Come to think of it, he
stopped coming over recently.
[11:08] MOM
He's getting to be that age.
SIGN Aoyama Stadium
[11:22] NAKORU
Tsukuda-senpai.
[11:24] TSUKUDA
Nako.
[11:29] TSUKUDA
What is it?
[11:32] NAKORU
Whose side are you on?
[11:34] TSUKUDA
What?
[11:36] NAKORU
My brother's team or work?
[11:42] TSUKUDA
Sports journalists must always be impartial.
[11:45] TSUKUDA
I have to support both.
[11:48] NAKORU
I see.
[11:51] TSUKUDA
But I remember my promise with Kanji.
[11:53] NAKORU
What promise?
[11:59] NAKORU
What is that?
[12:01] TSUKUDA
Don't tell the others.
[12:03] TSUKUDA
But Kanji's probably forgotten, too.
[12:06] AD SUZUKI
Tsukuda-chan, get on standby!
[12:09] TSUKUDA
Okay.
[12:10] TSUKUDA
Sorry. I've gotta go.
[12:15] NAKORU
They made a promise to each other?
[12:19] NAKORU
Huh?
[12:26] MUTSUMUNE
How naive, Tsukudani-san.
[12:29] MUTSUMUNE
I won't allow you to use your enrollment
at a competing school to earn points.
[12:34] MUTSUMUNE
I should be the one to conduct
the glorious victory interview.
[12:42] PLAYER 1
How's your shoulder?
[12:43] KANJI
Great, of course.
[12:47] NAKORU
Onii-chan.
[12:48] STAFF
Now, now. Only players and staff
are allowed past this point.
[12:52] NAKORU
What?
[12:54] NAKORU
I wonder if he remembers his
promise to Tsukuda-senpai.
[13:01] CHEER
T-U-K-I!
[13:05] CHEER
Tsukishima, go, fight, go!
[13:09] HAIBARA
Play ball!
[13:24] HAIBARA
Strike!
[13:26] TSUKUDA
Nice one, Kanji.
[13:28] TSUKUDA
I mean, uh...
[13:32] TSUKUDA
Good luck to both Tsukishima and Shiodome.
[13:36] TSUKUDA
My phone.
[13:39] TSUKUDA
Excuse me.
[13:45] TSUKUDA
That's odd. I thought I
turned it off before work.
[13:53] BABY
It's an emergency.
[14:00] BABY
The alien that arrived the other
day has snuck into the stadium.
[14:05] TSUKUDA
What? More alien baseball fans?
[14:07] CHEER
Fight, fight! Shiodome!
[14:21] MUTSUMUNE
I shall use my elegant cheering
to make this team win.
[14:28] MUTSUMUNE
Go, go! Shiodome!
[14:31] MUTSUMUNE
You can do it, Shiodome!
[14:35] MUTSUMUNE
Go, go! Shio—
[14:37] ALIEN
That's right.
[14:41] ALIEN
I'll use my cheering to make this team win!
[14:53] NAKORU
You can do it, Tsukishima!
[14:55] CHEER 1
Look. Shiodome's cheer squad is incredible.
[14:59] NAKORU
What?
[15:02] CHEER 2
Such incredible jumps!
They're all in sync, too.
[15:05] CHEER 3
We can't do that.
[15:08] NAKORU
But something's not right.
[15:18] TSUKUDA
What is that?
[15:20] BABY
That's a Yellenite.
[15:22] BABY
They passionately cheer for everything.
[15:25] TSUKUDA
Doesn't that make them good aliens?
[15:28] BABY
Yes, but look.
[15:32] MUTSUMUNE
What? Why me?
[15:34] MUTSUMUNE
No!
[15:37] BABY
They get out of hand when
they take things too far.
[15:40] TSUKUDA
What's Mutsumune-senpai doing over there?
[15:42] BABY
In any case, you must Jujitsu
and defeat them as Mina.
[15:45] TSUKUDA
Do I have to?
[15:47] BABY
Why do you look so upset about it?
[15:54] TSUKUDA
Ma'am, can I have some vegetable juice?
[15:56] GRADMNA
Sure thing.
[16:04] TUKUDA
Jujitsu...
[16:06] MALE ANNOUNCER
The carrot she consumed contains
an abundance of β-carotene.
[16:10] MALE ANNOUNCER
When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[16:14] MALE ANNOUNCER
the active oxygen in her body is
removed, and her cells are regenerated
[16:18] MALE ANNOUNCER
as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu
transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[16:24] MALE ANNOUNCER
Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit
Force base secretly constructed on the moon.
[16:30] MALE ANNOUNCER
The red-shift gravity catapult's
super acceleration allows the weapon
[16:35] MALE ANNOUNCER
to reach Earth in an average
time of 14.7 seconds.
[16:49] KANJI
What's going on?
[16:51] TSUKISHIRO
Stop what you're doing!
[16:56] FAN 1
What is that?
[16:57] FAN 2
She's got cat ears!
[16:58] FAN 3
No, those are rabbit ears!
[17:00] ALL
No, it's Tsukishiro Mina!
[17:06] NAKORU
Tsukishiro Mina...
[17:09] TSUKISHIRO
I won't let them interrupt Kanji's game.
[17:11] MINA
Yellanite, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[17:16] MINA
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit
Force is placing you under arrest.
[17:22] YELLENITE
I won't let you stop me!
[17:50] TSUKISHIRO
Mutsumune-senpai, I'm sorry.
[17:53] YELLENITE
I'll control you, too!
[17:57] TSUKISHIRO
Are you all right?
[18:02] TSUKISHIRO
That's what they're using
to control everyone.
[18:05] TSUKISHIRO
All right.
[18:08] TSUKISHIRO
There's no point in an insincere cheer!
[18:12] MALE ANNOUNCER
By merging with the wielder's body, Mina
weapons achieve their maximum power.
[18:18] MALE ANNOUNCER
They are the ultimate weapon.
[18:21] TSUKISHIRO
Carrot Hammer!
[18:29] YELLENITE
Impossible!
[18:38] TSUKISHIRO
The Yellenite has been arrested.
[18:46] NAKORU
Nice work, Tsukishiro Mina!
[18:53] KATO D
Where have you been, Tsukuda?
[18:56] KATO D
Resume the broadcast.
[19:00] TSUKUDA
Kanji...
[19:22] TSUKUDA
It's the bottom of the ninth
with two outs. The score is 1-0.
[19:25] TSUKUDA
Tsukishima's star player Hazemi has pitched
the whole game against favorites Shiodome,
[19:31] TSUKUDA
but he's in hot water after
walking two batters in a row.
[19:37] AD SUZUKI
Tsukuda-chan?
[19:41] KATO D
What's the matter? Keep going.
[19:46] AD SUZUKI
Tsukuda-chan?
[19:47] KATO D
Hey, where are you going?
[19:49] NAKORU
Onii-chan?
[19:51] TSUKUDA
Kanji!
[19:56] TSUKUDA
Kanji!
[20:10] KANJI
That's...
[20:11] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
The star player finishes the
game with a dirty pitch.
[20:16] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
This is the signal.
[20:19] KANJI
A dirty pitch...
[20:21] TSUKUDA
Kanji, go with dirty pitch Dragon Spiral X!
[20:25] AD SUZUKI
Dirty pitch?
[20:27] KATO
What's she talking about?
[20:34] KANJI
Tsukuda.
[20:47] BATTER
What is that?
[20:49] KANJI
Ultimate dirty pitch Dragon
Spiral X Number 18!
[21:01] TSUKUDA
Our promise...
[21:04] NAKORU
So she was cheering for him after all.
[21:18] KATO D
Damn it, Tsukuda!
[21:19] KATO D
Dirty pitches aren't a thing!
[21:22] ESCARTIN
Yeah. Dirty pitch, my ass.
[21:24] TSUKUDA
I'm sorry.
[21:25] AD SUZUKI
Now, now. The favorites struggled but
ultimately came back with a game-winning homer.
[21:30] AD SUZUKI
The viewers enjoyed that.
[21:32] ESCARTIN
Again?
[21:35] KATO D
In that case, it can't be helped.
[21:38] KATO D
Good work, everyone.
[21:40] STAFF
Good work!
[21:41] KATO D
Drink up, everyone!
[23:10] ESCARTIN
Tsukudani-san, today I'll
show you that high school
[23:12] ESCARTIN
announcers are nothing more than a sideshow.
[23:16] TSUKUDA
Mutsumune-senpai, that was
very informative. Thank you.
[23:19] ESCARTIN
I'll just have to crush you at the Umetate
Luna Festival beach volleyball tournament.
[23:24] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki
Mina, "Mutsumune's Big Break."
[23:28] TSUKUDA
Ripplite, I, Tsukishima Mina, will
arrest anyone who harms the guests.
[23:33] SUIREN
You've got a terrible sunburn on your face.
[23:35] TSUKUDA
Oh...
E4 - Mutsumune's Big Break
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SIGN #04 Mutsumune's Big Break
[01:55] NIGHT D
They're not here? What happened
to tonight's announcer?
[02:00] AD SUZUKI
Apparently, they went out to eat.
[02:03] AD SUZUKI
They're not answering their phone.
[02:03] NIGHT D
Isn't there anyone we can use?
[02:09] MUTSUMUNE
Is there a problem?
[02:13] AD SUZUKI
Mutsumune-san.
[02:15] MUTSUMUNE
I may not be up to the task,
but I'm willing to help.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[02:22] TSUKUDA
Oh, no!
[02:25] TSUKUDA
When did I fall asleep?
[02:27] MUTSUMUNE
Breaking news.
SIGN Luna Festa Starts Tomorrow
SIGN Mermaid Escapes
SIGN Caused By Unhealthy Habits?!
Horrors of Frozen Shoulder
SIGN Super Popular! Ebimaki Art
SIGN Actor Iguma's Shocking Marriage!!
[02:29] MUTSUMUNE
The Gizmanite that was holed up
in the city's sports memorial hall
[02:34] MUTSUMUNE
was finally arrested by
Otsuki Mina moments ago.
[02:38] TSUKUDA
Huh? Is Mutsumune-senpai working overnight?
[02:42] BABY
Tsukuda Mina, something has happened.
[02:44] BABY
This morning at 4:39AM,
[02:46] BABY
a mysterious UFO descended on
Tokyo Bay before disappearing.
[02:50] BABY
Unauthorized visits to Earth are a violation
[02:52] BABY
of the Astral Civilization
Non-intervention Policy.
[02:56] BABY
The Rabbit Force is on alert level 2.
[03:00] BABY
Await further instructions.
[03:04] BABY
Tsukuda?
[03:06] TSUKUDA
Isn't it Otsuki Mina-san's
job to defend Earth?
[03:10] TSUKUDA
Go ask her.
[03:14] BABY
Tsukuda Mina, don't you realize you're
a member of the Rabbit Force?
[03:19] BABY
Japan is a rarity even on
Earth with all its sports.
[03:24] BABY
As you can see, Otsuki Mina
can't defend it alone.
[03:28] TSUKUDA
But today I've got extra lessons and
an important event with Luna TV.
[03:33] TSUKUDA
I can't be Mina on top of that.
[03:36] BABY
You'll find a way.
[03:37] BABY
Isn't positive thinking your selling point?
[03:41] TSUKUDA
Can't I at least drink apple juice instead?
SIGN Where: Tsukumi-cho Near Luna TV HQ
[03:46] STAFF
Good work!
[03:48] MUTSUMUNE
Take care, everyone.
[03:54] AD SUZUKI
That's odd, though.
[03:56] NIGHT D
What?
[03:57] AD SUZUKI
Mutsumune-san's always at the station.
[04:00] AD SUZUKI
I wonder when she goes home.
[04:05] MUTSUMUNE
Perhaps I was a bit too helpful.
[04:08] MUTSUMUNE
Well, as long as it earns me points.
[04:20] MUTSUMUNE
Working first thing in the
morning is exhausting.
SIGN This summer, meet your favorite female
announcers at the umetatechi!!
SIGN "Luna TV is in your hands!"
Two popular announcers shake hands!
[04:24] MUTSUMUNE
But as long as I hang around the
station, I'll get more and more work.
SIGN Luna TV Intra-Station
Female Announcer
SIGN Beach Volleyball Tournament
[04:32] MUTSUMUNE
Tsukudani-san, you just watch.
[04:35] MUTSUMUNE
High school announcers are
nothing more than a sideshow.
SIGN Intra-Station
Women's
Beach Volleyball Tournament
[05:20] MALE CASTER
Let's try calling them at the event now.
[05:22] MALE CASTER
Princess Ren on the special stage.
[05:26] SUIREN
Summer has arrived at the
Tokyo Bay again this year,
[05:29] SUIREN
and the Umetate Luna Festa has begun.
SIGN Luna Festa
SIGN Handshake Event
SIGN Mutsumune
Escartin
SIGN Shake her hand
at Tsukumi-cho!
[05:35] FAN 1
Mucchi, your hot bath commercial was great.
[05:39] FAN 2
Your reading skills are top-notch.
Keep up the good work.
[05:43] MUTSUMUNE
Thank you for your support.
[05:47] MUTSUMUNE
I do have people watching me!
[05:50] MUTSUMUNE
I'm an announcer who's
undergone proper training.
[05:54] MUTSUMUNE
I won't lose to a sideshow who
cheated her way into the company.
[05:56] TSUKUDA
Excuse me.
SIGN Everyone's Luna Announcers
[05:58] TSUKUDA
Let me through, please.
[06:02] TSUKUDA
I'm sorry.
[06:04] TSUKUDA
I'm late because I failed a test.
[06:07] MUTSUMUNE
No problem. Hurry up and get changed.
[06:10] TSUKUDA
Huh?
[06:11] MUTSUMUNE
It's a festival, after all.
[06:13] MUTSUMUNE
You can't wear your plain old uniform.
[06:15] MUTSUMUNE
You need to get dressed up in
something a little different.
[06:18] TSUKUDA
Mutsumune-senpai.
[06:21] TSUKUDA
Okay, everyone. Please form a single-file line.
SIGN Tsukuda Mina
Impromptu Handshake Event
[06:30] MUTSUMUNE
The temperature is already 32.6 degrees.
[06:33] MUTSUMUNE
Enjoy the hellish experience of wearing a
full-body costume in this heat, Tsukudani-san.
[06:39] ALL
Tsukuda! Tsukuda! Tsukuda!
[06:39] FAN 2
Tsukuda-chan, you can do it.
[06:42] FAN 1
I never miss SpoLuna.
[06:44] FAN 2
We all love how hardworking you are.
[06:49] TSUKUDA
Tsukuda Mina will do her very best.
[06:57] MUTSUMUNE
Oh, no. I accidentally awakened
Tsukudani's professionalism again.
[07:02] MUTSUMUNE
At this rate, Luna TV will be...
[07:09] MUTSUMUNE
Not bad, Tsukudani.
[07:12] MUTSUMUNE
It's a dog-eat-dog world.
[07:14] TSUKUDA
Mutsumune-senpai, I learned
a lot. Thank you.
[07:23] YOSHIMI
Apparently, that's the trophy for the beach
volleyball tournament Tsukuda's playing in.
[07:29] YOSHIMI
They say some famous artist designed it.
[07:33] YOSHIMI
It's super rare.
[07:34] KANJI
Huh.
[07:35] YOSHIMI
Tsukuda has a handshake event.
[07:37] YOSHIMI
Aw, crap! I forgot to check!
[07:40] MOCHIMURA
You see her at school all the time.
[07:43] YOSHIMI
This is different.
SIGN Female Announcer
SIGN Handshake
Event
[07:47] KANJI
She'll probably just wear her
plain old school swimsuit, too.
[07:55] TSUKUDA
Does this look strange?
[07:57] TSUKUDA
I've never worn anything so bold before.
[08:04] SUIREN
You've got a terrible sunburn on your face.
[08:09] SUIREN
Put that on.
[08:10] TSUKUDA
Thank you.
[08:12] SUIREN
You'll run out of energy if
you don't eat something.
[08:14] TSUKUDA
Okay.
[08:19] TSUKUDA
Suiren-san's definitely fed up with me.
[08:22] TSUKUDA
I can't believe how badly I burned.
[08:24] TSUKUDA
Maybe I lack self-awareness as an announcer.
[08:28] TSUKUDA
Okay.
[08:29] TSUKUDA
I'll do my best at beach volleyball.
[08:30] TSUKUDA
This is part of my job, too.
[08:32] TSUKUDA
I need to be perfect.
[08:37] TOURNAMENT MC
The intra-station female announcer
beach volleyball tournament has begun.
SIGN NemuLuna TV
Shopping Team
[08:42] TOURNAMENT MC
Which team will win?
[08:45] MUTSUMUNE
What is my partner doing?
[08:48] SUIREN
Are you ready, Tsukuda-san?
[08:51] TSUKUDA
Yes. Good to go.
[08:55] KIRYU
You think they'll do well?
[09:01] BABY
That's odd.
[09:03] BABY
There's no movement.
[09:05] BABY
What is the alien who snuck in plotting?
[09:11] BABY
A message? How unusual.
[09:13] BABY
It's from the European Rabbit Force.
[09:15] BABY
Hi, this is Nanashi speaking.
[09:19] BABY
What?
[09:26] MUTSUMUNE
You're late, Pyokotan.
[09:30] MUTSUMUNE
Don't just stand there.
Get in line behind me.
[09:34] TOURNAMENT MC
The players are entering the arena.
SIGN Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament
[09:37] TOURNAMENT MC
Let's give them a round of applause.
[09:58] SAKURA
Here it comes.
[10:15] MOCHIMURA
What's wrong with Mina?
[10:16] MOCHIMURA
She's weirdly stiff.
[10:19] KANJI
What is she doing?
SIGN Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament
[10:21] TOURNAMENT MC
That's game.
[10:22] TOURNAMENT MC
The first match of block A goes to SpoLuna.
[10:30] TSUKUDA
I'm sorry, Suiren-san.
[10:32] TSUKUDA
I'll be perfect next time.
[10:43] WOMAN 1
There are tacks on the court!
[10:53] WOMAN 2
My G cups!
[10:59] MUTSUMUNE
You're incredible, Pyokotan!
[11:02] MUTSUMUNE
Winning the whole thing isn't just a dream!
[11:08] TSUKUDA
Mutsumune-senpai is amazing.
[11:10] TSUKUDA
I need to try harder.
[11:13] SUIREN
We'll probably face them in the final.
[11:17] TSUKUDA
Yes.
[11:18] TSUKUDA
Announcer Tsukuda will do
a perfect job next match.
SIGN Final
SpoLuna vs NemuLuna TV Shopping
[11:34] MUTSUMUNE
Tsukuda-san, let's do our best not
to disgrace the name of Luna TV.
[11:40] TSUKUDA
Looking forward to it.
[11:44] MUTSUMUNE
How green to forget oneself
at a major event.
[11:48] MUTSUMUNE
Tsukudani-san, I shall crush you in
front of all these Luna TV fans.
[12:00] KANJI
Tsukuda!
[12:01] TOURNAMENT MC
Point to the NemuLuna TV Shopping team!
[12:08] SUIREN
I know this is a job, but why
don't you relax a little?
[12:12] TSUKUDA
What?
[12:14] SUIREN
Let's enjoy playing volleyball.
[12:17] SUIREN
If we're not having fun,
neither will the audience.
[12:26] MUTSUMUNE
Get up, Tsukuda.
[12:29] MUTSUMUNE
The match isn't over yet.
[12:36] TSUKUDA
Mutsumune-senpai is absolutely glowing.
[12:40] TSUKUDA
I got in my own head again
just because it was a job.
[12:50] SUIREN
Toss.
[12:50] TSUKUDA
Got it.
[12:55] TOURNAMENT MC
Point to SpoLuna!
[12:59] TSUKUDA
Yes!
[13:01] TSUKUDA
Senpai, thank you!
[13:04] MUTSUMUNE
What?
[13:05] TSUKUDA
That was very informative.
[13:08] TSUKUDA
But we won't lose.
[13:14] MUTSUMUNE
Crap. I accidentally helped her grow again.
[13:20] MUTSUMUNE
But this is why she's my rival.
[13:23] MUTSUMUNE
Tsukudani, come at me with
everything you've got!
[13:30] KIRYU
Those two are putting on a great show.
[13:33] MOCHIMURA
Go, Mina! You can do it!
[13:58] MUTSUMUNE
I lost.
[14:01] MUTSUMUNE
Did I stand no chance against the
stamina of a high school girl?
[14:06] TSUKUDA
Nice game.
[14:07] TSUKUDA
That was a great match, Mutsumune-senpai.
[14:29] FANS
Nice! Good job!
[14:30] FANS
That was amazing!
[14:32] FANS
We love both of you!
[14:38] TSUKUDA
Thank you, everyone.
[14:42] MUTSUMUNE
Tsukuda-san, you're not too bad yourself.
[14:46] MUTSUMUNE
But you still have a lot to learn.
[14:50] TSUKUDA
Right.
[14:55] ALIEN
Hand over the trophy!
[15:05] PYOKOTAN
Someone help!
[15:08] YOSHIMI
Kanji...
[15:09] KANJI
Pull yourself together.
[15:11] MOCHIMURA
Huh? Where's Mina?
[15:15] TSUKUDA
I'm the only one who can protect everyone.
[15:18] BABY
I've identified the mysterious UFO.
[15:21] BABY
According to the European Rabbit Force,
there was a Ripplite on board.
[15:26] BABY
They're sports trophy smugglers.
[15:29] BABY
They illegally acquire sports trophies and
sell them to sports fans across the universe.
[15:36] BABY
Tsukishiro Mina, now is the time to act.
SIGN Vegetable Juice
SIGN 7820μg of β-Carotene
[15:42] TSUKUDA
Fine, then. Just this once.
[15:49] TSUKUDA
Jujitsu...
[15:54] MALE ANNOUNCER
The carrot she consumed contains
an abundance of β-carotene.
[15:59] MALE ANNOUNCER
When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[16:03] MALE ANNOUNCER
the active oxygen in her body is
removed, and her cells are regenerated
[16:07] MALE ANNOUNCER
as Tsukuda Mina completes
her Jujitsu transformation
[16:11] MALE ANNOUNCER
into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[16:26] TSUKISHIRO
Freeze! I, Tsukishiro Mina, will
arrest anyone who harms—
[16:38] TSUKISHIRO
Some guests haven't escaped yet.
[16:46] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san!
[16:53] OTSUKI
Now get out of here.
[16:56] FANS
We will. Thank you.
[17:07] OTSUKI
You're an earnest one, aren't you?
[17:17] OTSUKI
I'll show you how to really fight.
[17:20] TSUKISHIRO
What?
[17:20] OTSUKI
Here we go!
[17:52] TSUKISHIRO
You did it, Otsuki-san.
[17:54] OTSUKI
No, it's not over yet.
[18:12] OTSUKI
If you have to work, might
as well make it fun, right?
[18:15] TSUKISHIRO
What?
[18:17] TSUKISHIRO
That's the same thing Suiren-san said.
[18:20] OTSUKI
Take this!
[18:22] OTSUKI
Receive!
[18:26] TSUKISHIRO
Huh?
[18:30] MALE ANNOUNCER
By merging with the wielder's body, Mina
weapons achieve their maximum power.
[18:36] MALE ANNOUNCER
They are the ultimate weapon.
[18:47] TSUKISHIRO
Toss!
[18:53] OTSUKI
This ends now!
[19:01] OTSUKI
Black Turnip Punch!
[19:07] TSUKISHIRO
So cool.
[19:10] TSUKISHIRO
But...
[19:12] OTSUKI
Yes, yes, yes!
[19:17] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san is smiling?
[19:20] OTSUKI
Go on!
[19:35] OTSUKI
Aw, man. I always take things too far.
[19:39] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san.
[19:41] TSUKISHIRO
What's her deal?
[19:44] TSUKISHIRO
She's also my senior, but she's
nothing like Suiren-san.
[19:50] OTSUKI
Huh?
[19:52] OTSUKI
Aw, crap.
[19:55] BABY
Hey, Otsuki! You're lucky no one got hurt,
[19:59] BABY
but I'm going to get in trouble with
Space Planetary Insurance again.
[20:02] TSUKISHIRO
Um, who exactly is Otsuki-san?
[20:05] BABY
Don't you learn from her, Tsukishiro.
[20:08] BABY
Catch up to her and surpass her.
[20:16] OTSUKI
Aw, darn. They escaped.
[20:24] OTSUKI
Well, that was a decent pass.
[20:27] OTSUKI
But I still can't let you take
over the number one spot.
[20:35] BOTH
Good work!
[20:43] NIGHT D
I can't believe an alien
took your teammate's place.
[20:48] AD SUZUKI
That must've been tough, Mutsumune-san.
[20:52] MUTSUMUNE
This must be because I accidentally
helped Tsukudani again.
[20:57] TV
The Intra-Station Women's
Beach Volleyball Tournament
[21:00] TV
was held earlier today at
the Umetate Luna Festa,
[21:02] MUTSUMUNE
I want to be surrounded by more fans, too!
[21:03] TV
which was won by SpoLuna.
[21:11] ALIEN
Friends, it's too dangerous to
continue smuggling trophies.
[21:16] ALIEN
But today, I discovered a
potential new hit product.
[21:21] ALIEN
Mutsumune Escartin is the best!
[21:24] ALIEN
From now on, we'll sell Mutsumune
merch throughout the universe!
[21:31] MUTSUMUNE
Someone's talking about me.
[21:34] MUTSUMUNE
Perhaps they're handsome fans of mine.
[21:40] MUTSUMUNE
A second sneeze. Love is in the air.
[21:44] MUTSUMUNE
Oh, please.
[23:08] GIRL
Nice to meet you, Tsukuda-san.
[23:10] GIRL
I've been a fan of yours for a while now.
[23:12] TSUKUDA
Uh, thanks.
[23:13] GIRL
Anyway, it must be tough
playing two roles at once.
[23:17] TSUKUDA
You're kidding, right?
[23:19] TSUKUDA
Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
[23:22] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki
Mina, "Red Card for Mina."
[23:26] TSUKUDA
Jersian, I, Tsukishima Mina,
am placing you under arrest.
[23:29] GIRL
If you insist on keeping it a
secret, I won't say anything.
[23:33] GIRL
But starting today, you're my servant.
[23:35] TSUKUDA
Oh...
E5 - Red Card for Mina?
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[02:01] TSUKISHIRO
Jersian, you're under arrest for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy!
[02:11] NIKAIDO
Thank you! You are victory goddess!
[02:16] NIKAIDO
See you again!
[02:19] TSUKISHIRO
Despite my complaining, have I
gotten used to working as Mina?
SIGN #05 Red Card for Mina?
[02:41] SUIREN
Today our special guest is
[02:44] SUIREN
Luna TV's fall campaign character,
the popular grade school actress
[02:48] SUIREN
Takanashi Yuu-chan.
[02:53] YUU
Thank you for having me.
SIGN Today's Guest
SIGN Takanashi Yuu
[02:59] KIRYU
Yuu-chan, I hear you're currently filming
a special drama you're starring in.
[03:03] YUU
Yes.
[03:04] YUU
I play a grade school student who's
an announcer despite her age.
[03:08] YUU
It's based on a manga that's really
popular among girls my age.
SIGN Child Star
SIGN The story of a grade school announcer! Starring Takanashi Yuu!
[03:12] MINA
Huh.
[03:13] KIRYU
Since you're here, why don't we
have you read the next story?
[03:17] YUU
Okay.
[03:18] MINA
What?
[03:19] YUU
Our next story is about
major league baseball.
[03:22] YUU
Isoda, who had been playing
for the Miami Sharks,
[03:26] YUU
suddenly returned to Japan
due to extreme homesickness.
[03:29] MINA
She's so good.
[03:30] KATO D
Boy, she's good.
[03:33] KATO D
She might even be better than Tsukuda.
[03:35] YUU
Isoda, even if you're lonely, please do your
best with this assignment away from home.
[03:40] KIRYU
Bravo. With nine years of acting experience,
[03:43] KRIYU
it's no wonder you have no trouble
playing an announcer, too.
[03:46] YUU
I was nervous, though.
[03:49] YUU
Tsukuda-san, did I do a good job?
[03:52] MINA
What?
[03:53] YUU
I've been a fan of yours for some time.
[03:55] YUU
I was really looking forward
to meeting you today.
[04:00] MINA
Thank you.
[04:02] SUIREN
Tsukuda-san, read the next story.
[04:05] MINA
Okay.
[04:06] MINA
Our next story is on Japanese
professional baseball.
[04:09] MINA
Superstar team Shunichi will show up to their
[04:11] MINA
third sequential game
this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...
[04:13] MINA
Huh? This Sunday at Shinichi Stadium...
[04:17] YUU
Tsukuda-san, you can do it.
[04:19] MINA
I'm sorry. Let me try that again.
[04:21] MINA
Superstar team Shunichi...
[04:29] MINA
I'm such a dummy. I stuttered so badly.
[04:34] YUU
Money.
[04:36] MINA
Yes, ma'am.
[04:39] YUU
Only 500 yen? You must be broke.
[04:41] YUU
Well, whatever. It's enough for a soft drink.
[04:44] YUU
Ugh, I'm not even a little
interested in sports,
[04:45] MINA
Um...
[04:48] YUU
but they still made me do that job yesterday.
[04:58] (Flashback) MINA
Here it comes.
[05:04] (Flashback) NIKAIDO
Don't worry. I am strong.
[05:08] MINA
You were at Aoyama Stadium last night, too?
[05:11] YUU
Yeah. Here.
[05:13] YUU
A token of friendship.
[05:15] MINA
Thank you.
[05:16] YUU
Anyway, it must be tough
for you playing two roles.
SIGN Carrot 100
Made With 100% Organic Carrots
Contains double the daily recommended intake of carotene!
[05:26] MINA
What do you mean by two roles?
[05:29] YUU
See you later.
[05:30] YUU
Hop, hop. Hop, hop.
[05:39] MINA
You're kidding, right?
[05:41] MINA
Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[05:50] DAD
Where's Mina?
[05:51] MOM
She's going to be a bit late.
[05:54] DAD
She stuttered a lot today.
[05:58] MOM
It's been her dream since grade school.
[06:00] MOM
She'll be fine.
[06:07] MINA
I can't keep working as an announcer, can I?
[06:12] BABY
What?
[06:13] MINA
If people find out I'm Tsukishiro Mina.
[06:16] BABY
What?
SIGN STOMP
[06:20] BABY
Could it be?
[06:21] MINA
I'm just speaking hypothetically!
[06:23] BABY
Of course you can't.
[06:25] BABY
It'd be difficult to live a normal
life, much less work as an announcer.
[06:31] BABY
I know. You can have this.
[06:33] MINA
What?
[06:36] BABY
It's a Rabbit Laser.
[06:37] BABY
Its laser beam erases all
of a person's memories.
[06:41] MINA
What?
[06:42] BABY
If anyone realizes who you are, you
can shoot them with that. Then...
[06:48] YUU
Tsukishiro Mina? Who's that?
[06:54] MINA
I can't do that.
[06:56] MINA
Has the Rabbit Force always been
such a frightening organization?
[06:59] NAKORU
Senpai.
[07:01] KANJI
Were you just talking to someone?
[07:03] MINA
It's just your imagination.
[07:07] MINA
Anyway, were you at practice?
[07:09] KANJI
Yeah, I guess.
[07:10] NAKORU
My brother has been working really hard.
[07:13] NAKORU
He's determined to make it
to the Koshien next year.
[07:15] KANJI
Don't tell her that.
[07:17] NAKORU
What's you problem?
[07:19] MINA
I see. You're working
towards your dream, too.
[07:24] MINA
What should I do?
[07:26] MINA
I don't want to give up on my dream,
[07:30] MINA
but what should I do?
[07:36] AD
Okay, let's begin rehearsal.
[07:40] MINA
Calm down, Mina. You need
to confirm the facts first.
[07:44] MINA
Has Yuu-chan really noticed
I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
[07:47] MINA
Huh?
[07:51] YUU
Tsukudacchi, you're interested in my TV show?
[07:53] YUU
You should've said so.
[07:57] AD
We're ready to roll cameras.
[07:59] MINA
Okay.
[08:00] AD
Here we go. Three, two, one.
[08:04] MINA
That's the grade school announcer
everyone's talking about.
[08:13] MUTSUMUNE
Serves you right, Tsukudani.
[08:15] MUTSUMUNE
I won't allow you to make your
TV show debut by yourself.
[08:21] MUTSUMUNE
What?
[08:26] MINA
I screwed up again.
[08:31] KIRYU
Tsukuda-kun.
[08:33] KIRYU
What are you doing? Are you
going to be in a TV show?
[08:36] MINA
Kiryu-san.
[08:37] MINA
I guess. Are you on your
way to cover a story?
[08:41] KIRYU
I have to get lunch with a sponsor.
[08:44] KIRYU
French food isn't really my thing, though.
[08:47] MINA
That reminds me, I haven't eaten yet.
[08:52] KIRYU
Should we get lunch together sometime?
[08:54] MINA
What? Really?
[08:56] KIRYU
Aw, crap. I'm going to be late.
[08:58] KIRYU
See you later.
[09:05] YUU
So you're in love with that wannabe hot guy.
[09:09] YUU
Let's see. Kiryu's number is...
[09:11] MINA
Don't!
[09:12] YUU
You don't want me to tell him?
[09:14] MINA
What?
[09:16] YUU
You love him, don't you?
[09:18] YUU
Then you should quit waffling
and tell him the truth.
[09:22] TSUKUDA
So she does know I'm Tsukishiro Mina.
[09:29] YUU
If you're determined to keep it a
secret, then I won't say anything.
[09:34] YUU
I've made up my mind.
[09:35] YUU
As of today, you're my servant.
[09:38] YUU
Talk back to me, and I'll kill you.
[09:44] CLERK
Hup, hup, hup.
[09:45] MINA
Could you make out the receipt to
Takanashi Entertainment Productions?
[09:48] YUU
You idiot!
[09:50] YUU
How many times do I have to tell you?
[09:52] YUU
Mixed fruit? I only drink 100% orange juice.
[09:55] YUU
Nothing else will do.
[09:56] MINA
But it's good.
[09:58] MINA
It's got apples, cherries,
and all kinds of stuff.
[10:01] YUU
I said no!
[10:03] MINA
Why is this happening to me?
[10:05] MINA
What should I do?
[10:09] YUU
Tsukudacchi, rub my shoulders.
[10:11] MINA
Yes, ma'am.
[10:12] YUU
Rub my feet next.
[10:13] MINA
Yes, ma'am.
[10:14] YUU
Oh, no. The priceless vase
my art dealer gave me.
[10:19] MINA
But you told me to carry it.
[10:21] YUU
Maybe I'll reveal your secret.
[10:22] MINA
Can I pay it off over time?
[10:26] YUU
Tsukudacchi, I'm bored. Dance for me.
[10:28] MINA
What?
[10:31] YUU
Actually, sing me a sad song instead.
[10:35] YUU
Do an impression of Nikaido
the baseball player.
[10:38] MINA
Yay! You are Japanese top actor!
[10:41] YUU
I'm an actress.
[10:43] YUU
What do they teach you in school?
[10:52] DAD
Come on, this way.
[10:59] YUU
You can go for today.
[11:00] MINA
What?
[11:01] YUU
You've got your show, don't you?
[11:03] YUU
Come back tomorrow.
[11:05] MINA
Okay.
[11:08] BABY
What?
[11:11] BABY
The Jersian escaped in transit?
[11:14] BABY
They're prone to making assumptions.
[11:17] BABY
It's possible they'll return to Earth.
[11:29] AD SUZUKI
Okay, good.
[11:31] AD SUZUKI
Good work, everyone.
[11:33] KIRYU
What's wrong? You seem tired.
[11:37] MINA
I'm totally fine.
[11:39] SUIREN
Liar. Yuu-chan's working you to the bone.
[11:42] KIRYU
What?
[11:43] MINA
Suiren-san, how do you know that?
[11:46] SUIREN
People are talking about
it around the station.
[11:48] SUIREN
Most of the staff know already.
[11:50] KIRYU
Why are you listening to a child?
[11:53] MINA
You're wrong.
[11:55] MINA
Oh, please. That's obviously not the case.
[12:03] BABY
Tsukuda, be honest.
[12:06] MINA
No!
[12:08] MINA
Why do you always pop out of weird places?
[12:12] BABY
That child knows your identity, doesn't she?
[12:16] BABY
I still need you to keep working.
[12:19] BABY
You have to protect yourself.
[12:21] BABY
Hit her with the beam.
[12:23] MINA
Hey, wait.
[12:26] MINA
What should I do? I'm at my limit.
[12:29] MINA
I need to set things straight tomorrow.
[12:35] MINA
But how should I bring up the subject?
[12:40] MINA
I didn't order this.
[12:43] SHIRAHIME
You've been friendly with Yuu, haven't you?
[12:45] MINA
What?
[12:46] SHIRAHIME
Thank you.
[12:48] SHIRAHIME
Her mother and I were
once friends as children.
[12:50] SHIRAHIME
She visits my shop sometimes.
[12:53] MINA
I see.
[12:54] SHIRAHIME
She can be selfish and a handful,
but please be kind to her.
[12:58] SHIRAHIME
I think she wants someone to talk to.
[13:00] MINA
What?
[13:02] SHIRAHIME
All year around, her parents
travel overseas for business.
[13:08] SHIRAHIME
So she stays with her aunt all by herself.
[13:09] YUU
One, two, three, four, five, six.
[13:13] SHIRAHIME
They don't seem to be getting along, though.
[13:18] SHIRAHIME
When she came the other day, she
said she didn't want to go home.
[13:22] MINA
I see.
[13:25] ANNOUNCER
Here's our next story.
[13:27] ANNOUNCER
Tsukumi-cho's famous Ferris wheel has
been ridden over 15 million times.
[13:35] MINA
That's...
[13:40] MINA
Is Yuu-chan lonely?
[13:44] MINA
Is that why she's so demanding?
[13:48] MINA
I'm done hesitating.
[13:52] YUU
What do you mean?
[13:54] MINA
You want to ride that, don't you?
[13:58] MINA
You're so busy every day, so I
thought you could use a break.
[14:06] MINA
Right?
[14:08] YUU
Don't just stand there. Hurry up.
[14:19] MINA
What?
[14:21] EMPLOYEE
I'm sorry, but the Ferris wheel is
closed today due to strong winds.
[14:25] YUU
Turn it on.
[14:27] MINA
Listen, Yuu-chan...
[14:28] YUU
I decided I'm going to ride this today.
[14:31] EMPLOYEE
I'm sorry, but for your safety...
[14:33] YUU
Quit yapping and turn it on.
[14:35] YUU
Can't you listen to a star?
[14:37] EMPLOYEE
It's against regulations, so...
[14:41] YUU
I wanna ride!
[14:42] MINA
I'm sorry. I thought it would make you happy.
[14:43] YUU
Turn it on! Turn it on so I can ride!
[14:46] MINA
I just wanted to have a
serious talk with you.
[14:49] MINA
I'm really sorry this happened.
[14:55] YUU
Don't try to use clever tricks.
It's not your style.
[14:58] MINA
What?
[14:59] YUU
You're just a dumb high school girl.
[15:07] YUU
So, what did you want to talk about?
[15:13] MINA
What should I do?
[15:14] MINA
If Yuu-chan really does know
I'm Tsukishiro Mina, then...
[15:26] MINA
Oh, right. That Ferris wheel
is special to Yuu-chan.
[15:32] MINA
There's no way I can shoot her.
[15:35] MINA
I'll have to honestly explain the situation
and ask her not to tell anyone.
[15:39] YUU
It must be hard for you, Tsukudacchi.
[15:41] MINA
Huh?
[15:44] YUU
Attending high school and working
as an announcer must be hard.
[15:48] MINA
What?
[15:50] YUU
I'm super popular, you know?
I have a lot of stress.
[15:56] YUU
It makes me want to be mean.
[15:59] YUU
I'm not apologizing, though.
[16:01] YUU
But if you really want to be my
friend, then I might consider it.
[16:12] MINA
Of course. I hope we can keep hanging out!
[16:15] MINA
I see. That's what she meant by two roles.
[16:19] MINA
I'm such a dummy. I got the wrong idea.
[16:31] MINA
I don't need this thing.
[16:33] MINA
Even if someone finds out who I am,
I'll solve the problem on my own.
[16:39] BABY
Okay, okay. Now put the gun down.
[16:46] ANNOUNCER
Can you hear the sound of
this packed stadium, viewers?
[16:51] ANNOUNCER
An unprecedented event in soccer history
is playing out right before our eyes.
[16:56] KIRYU
I know. I've never seen anything like this.
[16:59] MINA
Has soccer always been played like this?
[17:04] REF
You're off the field!
[17:05] PLAYER
What?
[17:06] REF
Nobody likes rough play!
[17:08] FAN 1
Come on, ref! Enough!
[17:13] AD SUZUKI
Is he an alien?
[17:15] KATO D
This is a great shot. Roll cameras.
[17:17] MINA
Hey, stop that!
[17:19] REF
You're off the field for yelling at the ref!
[17:27] YUU
She's such a klutz.
[17:29] YUU
Fine. I guess I'll help.
[17:34] MINA
What should I do?
[17:35] MINA
I need to become Mina, but...
[17:48] YUU
Jujitsu.
[17:52] NARRATION
Popular child actress Takanashi
Yuu is actually another Mina.
[17:59] NARRATION
Her name is Tamamushi Mina.
[18:02] NARRATION
She is the renowned and precious
prodigy of the Rabbit Force.
[18:19] NARRATION
Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit
Force base secretly constructed on the moon.
[18:26] NARRATION
The red-shift gravity catapult's super
acceleration allows the weapon to
[18:31] NARRATION
reach Earth in an average
time of 14.7 seconds.
[19:04] TAMAMUSHI
You must be the Jersians.
[19:07] TAMAMUSHI
I understand being upset about rough
play, but you've gone too far.
[19:10] REF
No unauthorized entry to the field!
[19:18] TAMAMUSHI
You hit me.
[19:21] TAMAMUSHI
Not even my parents have ever hit me!
[19:31] TAMAMUSHI
Cherry Teardrop!
[19:42] MINA
Found some. Great.
[19:49] MINA
Jujitsu...
[19:54] TSUKISHIRO
Jersians, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[19:59] TSUKISHIRO
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest again.
[20:06] TSUKISHIRO
Huh? What?
[20:08] TSUKISHIRO
What's going on?
[20:16] YUU
Superstar team Shunichi will show up to
[20:20] YUU
their third sequential game
this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...
[20:28] YUU
Impersonating you wasn't easy, Tsukudacchi.
[20:31] YUU
I'll hang out with you anytime.
[20:36] BABY
You're such a mean girl.
You even made that toy.
[20:42] GUN
Shots fired! You're not cut out to be a Mina!
[20:47] BABY
You pretended you knew Tsukuda was
Tsukushiro Mina and approached her.
[20:50] BABY
If she had tried to shoot you, then
she wouldn't be cut out to be a Mina.
[20:55] YUU
It's not okay to sacrifice
others, even for a noble cause.
[21:00] BABY
Because of you, now I look like the bad guy.
[21:02] BABY
I need clear this up later.
[21:05] YUU
I'm a true member of the Rabbit Force.
[21:08] YUU
It's my duty to make sure
Tsukudacchi's fit to be one of us.
[21:16] YUU
Someday, she'll realize the
significance of our genes.
SIGN New Star Tamamushi Mina!
SIGN Solves Soccer
Stadium Incident!
[21:28] MINA
Who is Tamamushi Mina?
[21:30] MINA
I'd like to meet her someday.
[21:34] MINA
But first, I need to make
Yuu-chan admit defeat.
[21:40] MINA
Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the
indigo plant, it is bluer than indigo.
[23:08] DAD
Mina's late coming home today.
[23:10] MOM
What are you talking about?
[23:12] MOM
She's staying overnight
with Kiryu-san for a story.
[23:14] DAD
She's staying out overnight with a man?
[23:16] DAD
I never gave her permission to do that.
[23:18] MOM
But I did. She'll be all right.
[23:22] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki
Mina, "In the Open-Air Bath."
[23:25] HAIBARA
Are you newlyweds? How nice.
[23:28] HAIBARA
I've prepared a bed for you.
[23:30] KIRYU
What? Actually, we're here to cover a story.
[23:32] TSUKUDA
She thought we were newlyweds? Wow.
E6 - In the Open-Air Bath
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[02:03] KIRYU
Tsukuda.
[02:04] MINA
Yes?
[02:05] KIRYU
You're so nervous.
[02:07] KIRYU
Are you that worried about my driving?
[02:10] MINA
What? Oh, no. I'm sorry.
[02:14] MINA
It's not like that.
SIGN #06 In the Open-Air Bath
[02:38] KIRYU
What's going on here?
[02:59] KIRYU
Are you okay, Tsukuda?
[03:02] MINA
Yes.
[03:05] KIRYU
We'll have to go over the mountains.
[03:08] MINA
This feeling...
[03:10] MINA
What is this feeling?
[03:16] AD SUZUKI
This isn't good!
[03:18] SUIREN
No? The camera films automatically.
[03:20] SUIREN
I'm sure those two can handle
a story on their own.
[03:23] AD SUZUKI
That's not the problem.
[03:24] AD SUZUKI
I mean a man and a woman have been
sent to a hot spring alone together.
[03:28] SUIREN
Kiryu-kun's an adult. They'll be fine.
[03:31] AD SUZUKI
Haven't you noticed how
Tsukuda-chan's been acting lately?
[03:35] SUIREN
Noticed what?
[03:37] AD SUZUKI
Girls her age are in love with love.
[03:41] AD SUZUKI
And Kiryu-san doesn't seem
totally disinterested either.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[03:58] TAKURO
Where's Mina?
[04:00] MIKASA
She's staying out overnight with
Kiryu-san to cover a story.
[04:06] TAKURO
Kiryu, huh?
[04:08] TAKURO
Oh, right. You mean SpoLuna's
female announcer.
[04:11] MIKASA
That's Suiren-san.
[04:12] MIKASA
Kiryu-san is the former rugby player
bad boy who sits next to her.
[04:17] TAKURO
She's staying overnight with a man?
[04:20] TAKURO
No one told me.
[04:22] MIKASA
She told me.
[04:24] TAKURO
And you let her go?
[04:27] MIKASA
Of course. It's been her
dream since grade school.
[04:31] MIKASA
She'll be fine.
[04:34] TAURO
Right.
[04:40] KIRYU
A rugby team that played
overseas the other day...
[04:49] KIRYU
suddenly abandoned the match
and engaged in rough play.
[04:53] KIRYU
At first, people thought
it was alien interference,
[04:57] KIRYU
but an investigation revealed they
were neither disguised aliens
[05:01] KIRYU
nor robots but rugby players.
[05:05] KIRYU
They were probably brainwashed
by aliens somehow,
[05:09] KIRYU
but no one's been able to prove it.
[05:13] KIRYU
There's only one place where they
could've come in contact with aliens.
[05:17] KIRYU
The place where they held
a secret training camp,
[05:21] KIRYU
Honekami Hot Spring Gorge.
[05:25] KIRYU
We're here, Tsukuda.
[05:28] MINA
Yes, Kiryu-san.
[05:32] HAIBARA
Welcome.
[05:36] HAIBARA
Y'all are newlyweds? How nice.
[05:40] KIRYU
Actually...
[05:46] HAIBARA
I've prepared a bed for y'all.
[05:49] BOTH
What?
[05:51] KIRYU
Actually, we're here to cover a story.
[05:53] KIRYU
I believe we requested two rooms.
[05:56] HAIBARA
Is that right? Forgive me.
[06:00] HAIBARA
In that case, I'll have another room
prepared for y'all right away.
[06:09] HAIBARA
Make yourselves at home until then.
[06:13] MINA
Why does she have a Kyoto accent?
[06:17] HAIBARA
Feel free to use the bath anytime.
[06:23] KIRYU
What a careless hostess.
[06:34] MUTSUMUNE
Ahem!
[06:40] MINA
She thought we looked like newlyweds? Wow.
[06:48] MUTSUMUNE
I won't allow a newbie to
cover a story with Kiryu,
[06:53] MUTSUMUNE
Luna TV's hottest newscaster.
SIGN Getsuyuu
[07:06] NAKORU
Onii-chan.
[07:09] NAKORU
If you're looking for
Tsukuda-senpai, she's not here.
[07:11] KANJI
I'm not looking for her.
[07:13] KANJI
I just happened to pass by.
[07:15] NAKORU
She went on a trip to cover a story.
[07:17] NAKORU
You know that handsome SpoLuna guy Kiryu?
[07:20] NAKORU
Apparently, she's with him.
[07:22] KANJI
Well, it's her job. She's bound
to travel for work sometimes.
[07:26] NAKORU
It's just the two of them.
[07:30] KANJI
That's none of my business.
[07:38] KANJI
Tsukuda wouldn't give that
old guy the time of day.
[07:51] KIRYU
Well, well.
[07:53] KIRYU
You look good in a yukata.
[07:55] MINA
Kiryu-san.
[08:03] MINA
Thank you for earlier.
[08:06] KIRYU
It was nothing.
[08:08] MINA
Um...
[08:11] MINA
Never mind. It's nothing.
[08:14] KIRYU
What is it? You're not acting like yourself.
[08:18] MINA
Well, are you seeing anyone, Kiryu-san?
[08:24] KIRYU
What?
[08:27] MINA
I'm sorry. Of course you are.
[08:32] MINA
That was a strange thing to ask.
[08:35] HAIBARA
Dinner is served.
[08:38] KIRYU
Dinner's ready. Come on, Tsukuda.
[08:49] MINA
I can't eat this much.
[08:53] HAIBARA
There's plenty more if you'd like seconds.
[08:55] MINA
I won't be asking for more.
[08:57] KIRYU
More, please.
[08:58] HAIBARA
Of course.
[09:00] KIRYU
Here you are.
[09:04] KIRYU
Tsukuda, if you're not
gonna eat that, I will.
[09:06] MINA
Go ahead.
[09:15] MUTSUMUNE
Damn you, Tsukudani.
[09:23] MUTSUMUNE
"Squee, it's a hot spring!"
[09:26] MUTSUMUNE
When that idiot comes running in here...
[09:39] MUTSUMUNE
The trap has been set!
SIGN Large Communal Bath
[09:52] MINA
Rustic hot springs like these
tend to have mixed bathing.
[09:57] KIRYU
What are you so bashful about?
[10:00] KIRYU
Come closer.
[10:03] MINA
"Come closer." "Oh, I couldn't."
"It's fine. Come closer."
[10:07] MINA
Yeah, right. Oh, my.
[10:09] KIRYU
Tsukuda, the women's bath is that way.
SIGN Men
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[10:27] MINA
I'm such a dummy.
[10:29] MINA
What's wrong with me?
[10:33] MINA
Could it be? Is this feeling love?
[10:39] MINA
Wow.
[10:42] MUTSUMUNE
What is she doing?
[10:48] MUTSUMUNE
That girl can be so difficult.
[11:02] MUTSUMUNE
Oopsie-daisy. Here I go.
[11:47] MINA
I thought I just heard Mutsumune-san scream.
[11:51] MINA
Maybe I imagined it.
[12:11] MINA
Ouch...
[12:18] MINA
Mutsumune-san?
[12:31] MINA
Otsuki Mina-san?
[12:39] KIRYU
Tsukuda, what's wrong?
Should I come over there?
[12:46] MINA
It's nothing!
[12:49] KIRYU
Okay.
[12:53] MINA
Um...
[12:54] OTSUKI
Nanashi contacted me.
[12:58] (Flashback) BABY
Numerous Replians were detected
at Honekami Hot Spring.
[13:02] (Flashback) BABY
It was the Replians'
personality change system
[13:06] (Flashback) BABY
that temporarily altered the
rugby players' personalities.
[13:10] (Flashback) BABY
They're aliens who prefer violent
brawls to sportsmanlike games.
[13:17] (Flashback) BABY
They probably changed the
personalities of the players
[13:20] (Flashback) BABY
who visited Honekami Hot Spring.
[13:25] OTSUKI
Join me.
SIGN 29 Vegetables
7820μg of β-Carotene
80% Vegetable Juice + 20% Fruit Juice = 100%
[13:41] MINA
Okay.
[13:47] MINA
Jujitsu.
[13:53] NARRATION
The carrot she consumed contains
an abundance of β-carotene.
[13:57] NARRATION
When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[14:01] NARRATION
the active oxygen in her body is
removed, and her cells are regenerated
[14:06] NARRATION
as Tsukuda Mina completes
her Jujitsu transformation
[14:09] NARRATION
into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[14:16] NARRATION
Mina's weapon is launched
from the Rabbit Force base
[14:21] NARRATION
secretly constructed on the moon.
[14:24] NARRATION
The red-shift gravity catapult's
super acceleration allows
[14:28] NARRATION
the weapon to reach Earth in an
average time of 14.7 seconds.
SIGN One
SIGN Rabbit
SIGN Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
[16:01] OTSUKI
Let's go.
[16:03] OTSUKI
What's wrong?
[16:05] TSUKISHIRO
Well, um...
[16:09] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san, I don't actually
want to be a Mina.
[16:28] TSUKISHIRO
I love being an announcer.
[16:31] TSUKISHIRO
I want to focus on my job.
[16:36] TSUKISHIRO
I came to this hot spring for
work, but I can't seem to focus.
[16:42] TSUKISHIRO
I think there's someone I'm interested in.
[16:48] TSUKISHIRO
They're a colleague. My senior, actually.
[16:59] TSUKISHIRO
I know these romantic feelings
would get in the way of my work.
[17:04] TSUKISHIRO
I don't want to be a Mina, but these
feelings I have for Kiryu-san...
[17:11] OTSUKI
I get it.
[17:14] OTSUKI
You can't help it if you fall in
love with someone or something.
[17:26] KIRYU
Tsukuda?
[17:28] KIRYU
She's still just a child if she's
swimming around in the bath.
[17:36] OTSUKI
Who said you can only
do one thing at a time?
[17:40] OTSUKI
You should seize everything you want.
[17:46] TSUKISHIRO
You're right.
[17:50] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro!
[17:54] OTSUKI
Take this! And this!
[18:14] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san!
[18:24] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro, transform your carrot weapon.
[18:27] TSUKISHIRO
Right.
[18:29] TSUKISHIRO
Transform!
[18:33] NARRATION
A carrot weapon can transform
according to its wielder's will,
[18:37] NARRATION
turning it into the ultimate weapon.
[18:42] TSUKISHIRO
Carrot Submarine Attack!
[18:53] KIRYU
What is that?
[19:14] OTSUKI
Replian, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[19:18] OTSUKI
the Rabbit Force is placing
you under arrest.
[19:22] TSUKISHIRO
The Replian has been arrested.
[19:27] KIRYU
Are you okay?
[19:30] KIRYU
What? Mutsumune? What are you doing here?
[19:37] KIRYU
Tsukuda, are you hurt?
[19:40] KIRYU
Good.
[19:57] MINA
Suiren-san?
[19:58] KIRYU
Suiren-kun, what are you doing here?
[20:01] SUIREN
No reason.
[20:03] SUIREN
I decided to visit a hot spring
on my day off and ended up here.
[20:19] SUIREN
Announcers Kiryu and Tsukuda
got the scoop on the rough play
[20:24] SUIREN
of the rugby team that participated
in an friendly overseas game.
[20:28] KIRYU
The Replian personality
change system secretly built
[20:31] KIRYU
at the bottom of the Honekami
Hot Spring open-air bath
[20:37] KIRYU
brainwashed the visiting rugby players.
[20:40] MINA
Take a look at this video
from the hot spring.
SIGN Exclusive Scoop!
SIGN Secret of the Honekami
Hot Spring Open-Air Bath!!
[20:48] KATO D
Why?
[20:50] KATO D
Why did you film an immodest Mucchi
[20:55] KATO D
and the ruined bath instead of
Mina fighting the Replians?
[21:00] MINA
I'm sorry.
[21:02] KATO D
I'm taking the bath's cost of
repairs out of your wages.
[21:05] KATO D
Not that you make much.
[21:06] MINA
What? But...
[21:08] AD SUZUKI
Kato-san.
[21:09] KATO D
What?
[21:10] AD SUZUKI
The Sports Federation is honoring SpoLuna
for repairing international relations.
[21:16] AD SUZUKI
They're offering to pay
to repair the bath, too.
[21:20] AD SUZUKI
That's great news for you, Tsukuda-chan.
[21:23] KATO D
Fine, then.
[21:24] KATO D
Since the matter has been settled,
[21:28] KATO D
I suppose I can honor Tsukudani—rather,
Tsukuda's extraordinary efforts.
[21:34] ALL
Good job!
[21:36] MINA
I'll do it all.
[21:40] MINA
Work, my mission, and love.
[23:08] WOMAN
My mother taught me dreams
aren't for achieving.
[23:12] WOMAN
We're happiest when we're dreaming.
[23:15] GIRL
Kisaragi Mina-san, can I be
like you when I grow up?
[23:19] WOMAN
I'm sure you can.
[23:21] GIRL
I can be a Mina, too.
[23:24] WOMAN
Well, I'm a hurry. See you later.
[23:25] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki
Mina, "Fair Harumina."
[23:29] WOMAN
Mother, Japan's Minas have
recognized me as a Japanese Mina.
[23:35] TSUKUDA
What?
E7 - Suiren-senpai's Affair
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[01:53] KATO D
Announcer Koshu Suiren
will be taking some time off SpoLuna.
[01:58] ALL
What?!
[02:00] KATO D
I'm sure you know her already,
[02:03] KATO D
but veteran pundit Kozai Ana
will be filling in for her.
[02:09] KOZAI
Thanks for having me.
[02:10] MINA
What's going to happen to Suiren-san?
[02:14] KATO D
She may be asked to leave the program.
[02:18] MINA
What? No way.
SIGN #07 Suiren-senpai's Affair
[02:30] MINA
Suzuki-san, did something happen to Suiren-san?
[02:35] AD SUZUKI
My friend who works in publishing told me
[02:38] AD SUZUKI
someone brought photographs of Suiren-san
having an affair to a magazine.
[02:43] MINA
An affair? There's no way.
[02:46] AD SUZUKI
They came from a shady
up-and-coming paparazza.
[02:49] AD SUZUKI
She hasn't handed over the photos yet
because she's hoping to jack up the price.
[02:55] MINA
There's no way Suiren-san would have an affair.
[02:58] MINA
I'm going to find this
paparazza and let her have it.
[03:05] MINA
The first rule to contacting the paparazzi
is don't let anyone find out.
[03:10] MAN
Where should we go?
[03:11] WOMAN
Well...
[03:14] MAN
That's SpoLuna's Tsukuda.
[03:15] WOMAN
She's acting suspicious.
SIGN Message
Board
SIGN Day
SIGN Time
SIGN Message
SIGN Messages
will
be
erased
after
six
hours
[03:20] MINA
The second rule is write
your BWH on a message board.
[03:29] MINA
What's a BWH, anyway?
[03:32] MINA
The third rule is be patient and wait,
[03:35] MINA
and wait, and wait...
[03:46] MINA
Um, hello?
[03:49] TSUTSUJI
Look down at your chest.
[03:55] MINA
What?!
[04:00] MINA
Please don't shoot!
[04:02] TSUTSUJI
What are you talkin' about?
[04:04] TSUTSUJI
Just keep quiet and follow the light.
[04:06] MINA
Okay.
[04:20] MINA
A bazooka with a laser sight?
[04:22] MINA
I'm gonna die!
[04:24] TSUTSUJI
You idiot, it's a telephoto
camera with infrared focusing.
[04:29] MINA
You're the paparazza?
[04:31] TSUTSUJI
What do you want?
[04:33] MINA
I'm here about Suiren-senpai's photos.
[04:36] MINA
There's no way Suiren-senpai
would have an affair.
[04:39] TSUTSUJI
So that's what this is about?
[04:41] MINA
You don't actually have any photos, do you?
[04:44] TSUTSUJI
Of course I do.
[04:45] MINA
Then show them to me.
[04:46] TSUTSUJI
Only if you pay me.
[04:49] MINA
So you don't have them.
[04:51] TSUTSUJI
I do.
[04:51] MINA
Do not.
[04:52] TSUTSUJI
Do, too.
[04:53] MINA
Do not.
[04:54] TSUTSUJI
Do, too.
[04:54] MINA
Do not.
[04:55] TSUTSUJI
Do, too.
[04:55] TSUTSUJI
Take a look.
[05:00] MINA
No way.
[05:02] TSUTSUJI
That was just a little taste.
[05:05] TSUTSUJI
If you want to see more, fork over the money.
[05:07] TSUTSUJI
Later.
[05:17] KOZAI
I, Kozai, will be filling in as main
caster during Suiren's absence.
[05:23] KOZAI
Let's start with the three-minute
segment, Tsukuda.
[05:26] MINA
I can't believe Suiren-senpai
is having an affair.
[05:29] KOZAI
Tsukuda.
[05:31] KOZAI
Tsukuda!
[05:32] MINA
Right.
[05:38] MINA
I'm sorry.
[05:40] KOZAI
What has Suiren been teaching
the new announcer?
[05:50] MINA
Forgive me, Tonton-chan.
SIGN Tsukishima Shopping Center
SIGN Monkura
[05:59] TSUTSUJI
Monja sucks.
[06:01] TSUTSUJI
Nothing beats okonomiyaki.
[06:04] MINA
I don't care about that.
[06:06] MINA
Here's your money.
[06:08] MINA
Now you'll give me the photos, right?
[06:15] TSUTSUJI
You think I'm a sucker?
[06:16] TSUTSUJI
I'm not sellin' those
exclusive photos for peanuts.
[06:19] MINA
What?
[06:24] MINA
Wait, Ms. Paparazza.
[06:26] TSUTSUJI
No deal. Just give up and leave me alone.
[06:31] MINA
I can't do that.
[06:33] MINA
Huh?
[06:34] MINA
It's infrared focusing.
[06:36] TSUTSUJI
No, that's a laser sight!
[06:39] MINA
What?
[06:41] MINA
Watch out!
[06:47] MINA
What? An alien?
[07:04] TSUTSUJI
You saved my neck today. I owe you my life.
[07:11] MINA
Why was that alien trying to kill you?
[07:15] TSUTSUJI
I've had my fair share of danger
livin' the life of a rogue.
[07:22] TSUTSUJI
Have a seat.
[07:24] MINA
Okay.
[07:26] TSUTSUJI
In any case, that's the first time
an alien's tried to kill me.
[07:30] MINA
Why do you do this
dangerous job, Ms. Paparazza?
[07:33] TSUTSUJI
I'm glad you asked.
[07:35] TSUTSUJI
Despite how I seems, before I got
into this unfortunate business,
[07:39] TSUTSUJI
I used to be in the business
of savin' the world.
[07:43] TSUTSUJI
But...
[07:45] TSUTSUJI
But I found somethin' more important to save.
[07:49] MINA
Like what?
[07:54] TSUTSUJI
These.
[07:57] TSUTSUJI
Well? Pretty impressive, right?
[07:59] MINA
Uh, sure.
[08:01] TSUTSUJI
They're all used and outdated weapons.
[08:05] MINA
But why weapons?
[08:07] TSUTSUJI
That's right. People despise weapons.
[08:11] TSUTSUJI
They're created by people,
used by people until they break,
[08:15] TSUTSUJI
and ultimately tossed
when they become outdated.
[08:19] TSUTSUJI
Savin' these old things
from the junkyard is my purpose.
[08:27] MINA
Well, be careful.
[08:31] TSUTSUJI
Hold up.
[08:33] MINA
What?
[08:33] TSUTSUJI
Why are you so desperate to help her?
[08:38] MINA
Because I want to be like Suiren-senpai.
[08:43] MINA
She's the reason I became an announcer.
[08:45] TSUTSUJI
I see. Sounds like you've got your reasons.
[08:49] TSUTSUJI
Maybe I wouldn't have gone rogue
if I'd had a boss like her.
[08:53] MINA
Ms. Paparazza, are you sure
I can't have those photos?
[08:57] TSUTSUJI
No. I need money to save the Type 601.
[09:02] MINA
The Type 601?
[09:04] TSUTSUJI
You mean you don't know?
[09:07] TSUTSUJI
It's the first tank created in post-war Japan
[09:08] TSUTSUJI
when our technology finally
caught up with the rest of the world.
[09:12] TSUTSUJI
The last remainin' one is about to be scrapped.
[09:15] MINA
I see.
SIGN Iida Hall
[09:28] KIRYU
I believe you.
[09:33] KIRYU
Onoue-san was dejected
because he couldn't protect you
[09:37] KIRYU
from the pressure from the higher ups.
[09:40] SUIREN
There's only one truth.
[09:41] SUIREN
People will realize that eventually.
[09:45] KIRYU
I know. Tsukuda said there's
no way you'd have an affair.
[09:50] KIRYU
Apparently, she said she'd
teach that paparazza a lesson.
[09:54] SUIREN
I see.
[09:56] HAIBARA
Here's your Manhattan.
[09:57] SUIREN
What?
[09:58] HAIBARA
You're wearing the same shirt you wore
yesterday, and you haven't brushed your hair.
[10:02] HAIBARA
This is the perfect cocktail for you.
[10:06] HAIBARA
A bartender from Maryland made this cocktail
as a pick-me-up for a wounded gunman.
[10:17] SUIREN
It worked.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[10:21] TAKURO
Has Mina been having money troubles recently?
[10:24] TAKURO
I saw Tonton-chan had been broken.
[10:26] MIKASA
Maybe she's spending it on a bad boy.
[10:30] TAKURO
A boy?
[10:32] MIKASA
I'm joking, honey.
[10:34] TAKURO
Don't make jokes that'll
give me a heart attack.
[10:38] MIKASA
She'll be fine.
[10:41] MIKASA
Filling Tonton-chan with change
has been her dream since grade school.
[10:46] TAKURO
Yikes.
SIGN Luna TV
[10:50] KATO D
Suzuki, what the hell are all these papers?
[10:52] AD SUZUKI
I'm sorry. Looks like some of the newsroom's
documents got mixed up with ours.
[10:56] KATO D
Well, hurry up and give them back.
SIGN The Last Type 601 Retires Today!!
[11:03] MINA
So this is the Type 601.
[11:06] MINA
Excuse me.
[11:08] KOZAI
Tsukuda-san.
[11:13] TSUTSUJI
What do you want?
[11:16] TSUTSUJI
I'm still not givin' you those photos.
[11:18] MINA
That's not why I'm here.
[11:19] MINA
The last Type 601 is going to be used as
a target at the Mt. Fuji practice range today.
[11:24] TSUTSUJI
What?
[11:26] TSUTSUJI
But why bother tellin' me?
[11:28] TSUTSUJI
If you were hoping to trade the information
for the photos, then forget it.
[11:31] MINA
It's not like that.
You love the Type 601, don't you?
[11:37] MINA
Nobody wants their friends to be sad.
[11:41] TSUTSUJI
Don't be absurd.
[11:42] TSUTSUJI
When did we become friends?
[11:47] MINA
Ms. Paparazza...
[11:51] MINA
Not even a paparazza can save a tank.
[11:55] MINA
I'll have to become Mina.
[12:04] BABY
What are you thinking about?
[12:07] MINA
Hypothetically speaking, what would happen
[12:10] MINA
if I used Mina's powers
for something other than my duties?
[12:16] BABY
One of my subordinates once tried that.
[12:20] BABY
She lost her powers, was kicked off
the Rabbit Force, and became a rogue Mina.
[12:27] MINA
A rogue Mina?
[12:29] BABY
Make sure you don't go rogue. See you later.
[12:31] MINA
Hey, wait.
[12:38] TSUTSUJI
It's really the Type 601.
[12:41] TSUTSUJI
I'll get you out of here.
[12:49] TSUTSUJI
Oh, it's so good.
[12:52] TSUTSUJI
My darlin' Type 601.
[13:13] TSUTSUJI
Stop!
[13:19] TSUTSUJI
It's those aliens. What's going on?
[13:27] TSUTSUJI
Crap! The time has come to pay the piper.
SIGN Tsukuda Mina
SIGN Luna TV
SIGN Ratings Boosting Special Week!!
[13:37] KATO D
In the next special, we'll cover the country's
worst foods chosen by baseball players.
[13:42] MINA
I wonder what happened to the paparazza.
[13:43] KATO D
I guess we'll drag that out
for a whole week. Got it?
[13:46] KATO D
Anyway, Tsukuda and Suzuki,
I want you two to cover the story.
[13:52] MINA
I'm sorry.
[13:56] KATO D
Unbelievable.
[13:59] MINA
Hello, this is Tsukuda.
[14:01] TSUTSUJI
Hello?
[14:03] MINA
Ms. Paparazza?
[14:05] TSUTSUJI
I'm at the Mt. Fuji practice range.
[14:07] MINA
The practice range? What's going on?
[14:12] MINA
Ms. Paparazza!
[14:13] TSUTSUJI
You called me a friend earlier.
[14:16] MINA
Yes.
[14:17] TSUTSUJI
I know you don't owe me anything, but...
[14:24] TSUTSUJI
I'm a rogue, so I don't have
anyone else to turn to.
[14:28] MINA
Ms. Paparazza.
[14:33] BABY
Make sure you don't go rogue.
[14:36] MINA
Even if I go rogue,
I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
[14:39] MINA
Right now I need to save the paparazza.
[14:50] MINA
Jujitsu.
[14:53] NARRATION
The carrot she consumed causes Tsukuda Mina
[14:56] NARRATION
to complete her Jujitsu transformation
into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[15:00] NARRATION
Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit
Force base secretly constructed on the moon.
[15:07] NARRATION
The red-shift gravity catapult's super
acceleration allows the weapon
[15:11] NARRATION
to reach Earth in
an average time of 14.7 seconds.
[15:22] TSUTSUJI
Stop! Please stop!
[15:25] TSUTSUJI
What?
[15:34] TSUTSUJI
What? You're Tsukishiro Mina.
[15:37] TSUTSUJI
What are you doin' here?
[15:38] TSUKISHIRO
More importantly,
why are aliens trying to kill you?
[15:42] TSUTSUJI
I don't know.
[15:45] TSUTSUJI
Come to think of it, they started
comin' for me after I took that photo.
[15:50] TSUKISHIRO
That photo...
[15:58] TSUKISHIRO
This alien...
[15:59] TSUTSUJI
Alien?
[16:03] TSUTSUJI
I see.
[16:05] TSUTSUJI
I heard SpoLuna's Suiren
was investigatin' a backroom deal
[16:08] TSUTSUJI
between the coach of a baseball
team and a mysterious business.
[16:12] TSUTSUJI
I got that photo while keepin' an eye on her.
[16:19] TSUTSUJI
That guy must've been an alien.
[16:22] TSUKISHIRO
So Suiren-senpai wasn't having an affair.
[16:26] TSUTSUJI
I thought I'd get more money if I said I had
photos of a popular announcer's affair.
[16:30] TSUTSUJI
I'm sorry.
[16:32] TSUKISHIRO
In any case, let's get out of here.
[16:34] TSUTSUJI
We can't. We gotta save the Type 601, too.
[16:37] TSUKISHIRO
But...
[16:38] TSUTSUJI
I'm prepared to die with this thing.
[16:43] TSUKISHIRO
Fine. We'll rescue this tank, too.
[16:46] TSUTSUJI
You understand how I feel?
[16:49] TSUKISHIRO
To you, this tank is your friend.
[16:52] TSUKISHIRO
Nobody wants their friends to be sad.
[16:56] TSUTSUJI
You...
[17:04] TSUKISHIRO
Carrot Homing Missiles!
[17:16] TSUTSUJI
Nice one.
[17:17] TSUKISHIRO
Take this!
[17:22] TSUKISHIRO
Looks like I'm out of missiles.
[17:30] TSUTSUJI
Tsukishiro-han...
[17:33] BABY
It's good to see you again, Sanae Tsutsuji.
[17:35] TSUTSUJI
Nanashi?
[17:37] BABY
I see you haven't fixed
your habit of collecting antiques.
[17:41] BABY
Normally using Mina's powers for yourself
merits permanent exile from the force.
[17:47] BABY
But if you're willing to help us,
I'd be willing to return your powers...
SIGN Blueberry
[17:52] BABY
Satsuki Mina.
[17:55] TSUTSUJI
There's no fixing this habit.
[18:00] TSUTSUJI
I'll drink this juice with great care.
[18:07] NARRATION
The blueberry she consumed contains
an abundance of anthocyanin.
[18:11] NARRATION
The active oxygen in her body is removed,
and her cells are regenerated
[18:16] NARRATION
as Sanae Tsutsuji completes
her Jujitsu transformation
[18:18] NARRATION
into Satsuki Mina of the Rabbit Force,
wouldn't you know it?
[18:27] TSUKISHIRO
You're a Mina, too?
[18:32] SATSUKI
I'm Satsuki Mina, rogue member
of the Rabbit Force.
[18:36] SATSUKI
Let's do this.
[18:39] SATSUKI
What? I don't get a Blueberry Weapon?
[18:42] BABY
You were kicked off the force.
We don't have a new weapon for you.
[18:46] SATSUKI
Then how am I supposed to fight?
[18:48] BABY
You prefer old things anyway.
[18:51] BABY
I ordered delivery for you. Hold tight.
[18:53] SATSUKI
Delivery?
[18:59] BABY
Thanks for coming.
[19:00] HAZUKI
Thanks for waiting.
[19:01] HAZUKI
Finding this in storage wasn't easy.
[19:06] SATSUKI
This is it. My greatest
and most powerful friend.
[19:11] HAZUKI
Thanks for ordering!
[19:14] TSUKISHIRO
Huh? I feel like I've seen her before.
[19:18] SATSUKI
Tsukishiro-han!
[19:19] SATSUKI
All right! Killer Rabbit Fire!
[19:39] TSUKISHIRO
Conejonians, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy
[19:43] TSUKISHIRO
and misuse of weapons,
[19:45] TSUKISHIRO
the Rabbit Force is placing you under arrest.
[19:53] TSUTSUJI
The Type 601 is awesome.
[19:56] TSUTSUJI
Now let's see how this impressive armor works.
[20:04] MUTSUMUNE
I'm so good at winning people over.
[20:09] MUTSUMUNE
I feel bad for Princess Ren,
[20:11] MUTSUMUNE
but if I win over Kozai, SpoLuna's
newbie spot will surely pass to me.
[20:20] MUTSUMUNE
What?!
[20:21] MUTSUMUNE
Something's coming my way now!
[20:30] SUIREN
Breaking news.
[20:31] SUIREN
A major impersonation plot
by Conejonians has been exposed.
[20:36] SUIREN
Take a look at these photos.
SIGN Pro Baseball Impersonation Plot Exposed
[20:39] SUIREN
These baseball-loving aliens planned
[20:41] SUIREN
to take the place of actual
players during an official game.
[20:44] SUIREN
While investigating the coach
said to be working with them,
[20:48] SUIREN
we acquired this concrete evidence.
[20:52] KOZAI
Suiren's the best fit for
SpoLuna after all, Onoue-kun.
[21:03] MINA
She kind of looks like her.
[21:06] KATO D
Damn it, Tsukuda!
[21:08] KATO D
You skipped today's
important meeting! Where did you go?
[21:12] MINA
What? Uh, um...
[21:15] AD SUZUKI
Kato-san, HQ called.
[21:17] AD SUZUKI
They said Suiren's scoop
has received a huge response.
[21:20] KATO D
What?!
[21:21] KATO D
I see. In that case,
even though she's not here,
[21:24] KATO D
let's celebrate Suiren's return to work
and hope for her future success.
[21:30] KATO D
Cheers, everyone.
[21:31] ALL
Cheers!
[21:35] MINA
Come to think of it, Kiryu-san
looked so kindly at Suiren-san.
[21:42] MINA
Could it be?
[23:08] YOSHIMI
Hey, Kanji. I got sexy
pictures of Tsukishiro again.
[23:11] KANJI
They're not sexy, okay?
[23:13] KANJI
I'm genuinely a fan of Tsukishiro Mina.
[23:15] YOSHIMI
This one's even crazier.
[23:17] NAKORU
I can't believe you're obsessed
with that midriff-baring freak.
[23:20] NAKORU
You suck.
[23:21] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento
Heiki Mina, "Grumpy Nakoru."
[23:25] NAKORU
I won't let you scout my brother.
[23:27] NAKORU
Abductionites, Minazuki Mina will arrest you.
[23:30] NAKORU
Here come the mini tomatoes!
[23:33] TSUKUDA
Minazuki Mina? Wow!
E8 - Grumpy Nakoru
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SIGN #08 Grumpy Nakoru
[02:06] SUIREN
Another major leaguer has gone missing.
[02:09] SUIREN
This is the seventh one.
[02:11] KIRYU
The police are investigating the possibility
the disappearances are linked,
[02:16] KIRYU
but as of now, they have no leads.
[02:19] MINA
I'm worried.
[02:22] MINA
Next up are today's sports results.
[02:27] MINA
At this morning's international
swimming meet held in America,
[02:30] MINA
Japan managed to come in second overall.
[02:33] NAKORU
Onii-chan, time for dinner.
[02:37] NAKORU
Onii-chan.
[02:40] KANJI
Why'd you come barging in?
[02:42] NAKORU
I've been calling you to dinner.
[02:45] KANJI
Okay, okay.
[02:46] KANJI
I'm sure it's just mini
hamburgers again, right?
[02:48] KANJI
I'm taking a bath first.
[02:50] NAKORU
Your food will get cold.
[02:52] KANJI
Oh, yeah?
[02:56] NAKORU
What's his problem?
[03:04] NAKORU
Let's see. If I do this, and then this...
SIGN Tsukishiro Mina-chan's Friends
[03:11] NAKORU
I knew it.
[03:26] NAKORU
Sheesh.
[03:28] TSUKUDA
We're excited to see what Japan does next.
[03:41] KANJI
Hey, Nakoru, aren't you gonna eat with me?
[03:44] NAKORU
Do whatever you want.
[03:46] KANJI
What's wrong with you?
[03:48] NAKORU
I'm not your maid.
[03:51] KANJI
What's her problem?
[04:03] YOSHIMI
It's crazy! I broke 20,000 visits.
[04:05] KANJI
Huh.
[04:06] YOSHIMI
I uploaded another photo of Tsukishiro.
[04:09] KANJI
What?
[04:12] YOSHIMI
Look at her midriff. Isn't it sexy?
[04:14] KANJI
I don't care if it's sexy.
[04:16] KANJI
I'm a genuine fan of Tsukishiro Mina.
[04:19] YOSHIMI
This is incredible.
[04:20] KANJI
What?
[04:31] NAKORU
My brother sucks.
[04:34] NAKORU
Why did it have to be Tsukishiro Mina?
[04:38] NAKORU
What do you think, Tsukuda-senpai?
[04:41] MINA
I'm sure Tsukishiro Mina is working very hard.
[04:45] NAKORU
I don't care about that midriff-baring freak.
[04:50] NAKORU
I'm talking about my brother.
[04:52] MINA
Kanji?
[04:56] MINA
I know he's working hard.
[04:58] NAKORU
What?
[04:59] MINA
He said the team would definitely
make it to the Koshien next year.
[05:03] MINA
The other day, he told me
he wanted to join the major league.
[05:07] NAKORU
But he doesn't tell me anything.
[05:12] NAKORU
Maybe he doesn't need me anymore.
[05:17] MINA
It's not that he's ignoring you.
[05:21] MINA
When you're
together all the time,
[05:23] MINA
you start to blend in with the air around you.
[05:25] NAKORU
That's for married couples.
[05:27] MINA
What?
[05:28] MINA
Is that right?
[05:30] MINA
But I'm sure it's even more true for siblings.
[05:33] NAKORU
No.
[05:36] MINA
What?
[05:38] NAKORU
Me and my brother aren't real siblings.
[05:42] MINA
What?!
[05:48] NAKORU
My real mom who lives far away asked
[05:51] NAKORU
if I wanted to live with her
once I entered high school.
[05:58] NAKORU
My brother doesn't know about that, though.
[06:12] KANJI
Nakoru!
[06:13] NAKORU
What?
[06:15] KANJI
Nice catch.
[06:17] NAKORU
Sheesh.
[06:18] KANJI
I'm tired of eating your
mini hamburgers every day.
[06:22] KANJI
Can't we have—
[06:23] NAKORU
Then why don't you eat out?
[06:26] KANJI
Don't get mad.
[06:27] KANJI
When I become a major leaguer,
I'll treat you to a huge hamburger.
[06:33] KANJI
What's wrong, Nakoru?
[06:36] NAKORU
Does that mean you'll go to America someday?
[06:39] KANJI
Well, it's my dream.
[06:40] NAKORU
You'll go alone?
[06:42] KANJI
What?
[06:47] NAKORU
You can't.
[06:48] KANJI
What?
[06:53] NAKORU
You'll never become a major leaguer.
[07:07] MINA
Nako-chan and Kanji have
a pretty complicated relationship.
[07:18] BABY
Not there.
[07:22] WIFE B
Did you see that?
[07:24] WIFE A
Oh, I saw it.
[07:25] WIFE B
Young people these days.
[07:26] MINA
There, there. Hello.
[07:29] WIFE A
Does Tsukuda-san have a baby?
[07:31] WIFE B
There's no telling with kids these days.
[07:34] WIFE A
What? It's Mina-chan's?
[07:38] MINA
Why did you suddenly show up here?
[07:41] MINA
What are you going to do if the neighbors
start spreading weird rumors about me?
[07:45] BABY
More importantly, aliens have
been detected in the area.
[07:48] MINA
What? Really?
[07:50] BABY
It seems connected to
the major leaguer disappearances.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[08:00] MOM
Some ladies who live in the area
saw Mina carrying a baby.
[08:04] MOM
She didn't have it out of wedlock, did she?
[08:07] DAD
Wedlock?
[08:08] MOM
I'm joking.
[08:10] MOM
She was probably babysitting a neighbor's kid.
[08:13] DAD
That's not funny.
[08:15] MOM
She's always wanted a younger sister.
[08:18] DAD
What?
[08:19] DAD
A younger sister?
[08:22] MOM
She'd actually prefer a younger sister
and an even younger brother.
[08:29] DAD
A younger brother, too?
[08:33] MINA
Oh, come on. I have
a SpoLuna meeting soon, too.
SIGN Vegetables
[08:39] MINA
Jujitsu.
[08:51] CATCHER
Nice pitch, Kanji.
[09:05] (Flashback) NAKORU
You'll never become a major leaguer.
[09:09] (Flashback) NAKORU
You can't even throw a dirty pitch.
[09:17] NAKORU
It's his fault for ignoring me recently.
[09:22] NAKORU
That's why I said that.
[09:25] NAKORU
But that was a really mean thing to say.
[09:55] KANJI
Oh, it's just a rabbit.
[09:58] KANJI
Wait, rabbits don't make that sound!
[10:00] KANJI
Huh?
[10:03] KANJI
I must be tired. I've been practicing too much.
[10:08] BABY
The aliens were detected around here.
[10:11] TSUKISHIRO
This is my school.
[10:14] YOSHIMI
It's a bird!
[10:16] YOSHIMI
It's a rabbit!
[10:17] YOSHIMI
No, it's Tsukishiro Mina!
[10:20] TSUKISHIRO
Well, this isn't good.
[10:22] YOSHIMI
Hey, wait! That midriff...
[10:26] KANJI
An alien? Why are you wearing a skirt?
[10:29] ALIEN
Can't you tell? Because I'm here to scout you.
[10:32] ALIEN
I want you.
[10:33] ALIEN
I want your dirty pitch.
[10:35] KANJI
Dirty pitch? But that was...
[10:37] NAKORU
Onii-chan.
[10:39] KANJI
You idiot, stay away.
[10:43] NAKORU
Onii-chan!
[10:47] NAKORU
Onii-chan!
[10:49] TSUKISHIRO
Nako?
[10:50] BABY
It came from over there.
[10:52] TSUKISHIRO
Did something happen?
[10:54] NAKORU
My brother...
[10:55] TSUKISHIRO
What? Kanji?
[10:58] TSUKISHIRO
It's okay. He won't bite.
[11:01] BABY
It used a teleportation gun.
[11:04] TSUKISHIRO
Isn't there anything we can do?
[11:05] BABY
If we plug the amount of energy transferred
to virtual space into the formula,
[11:10] BABY
we can determine where he was sent.
[11:13] TSUKISHIRO
Whatever. Just do it quickly.
[11:15] NAKORU
Where's my brother?
[11:16] TSUKISHIRO
It's okay. we'll save Kanji—
[11:17] TSUKISHIRO
I mean, we'll save your brother.
[11:20] BABY
Okay. Great news.
[11:23] BABY
He was sent someplace on Earth.
[11:24] BABY
It's a bit far from here, though.
[11:25] TSUKISHIRO
I'll go.
[11:26] NAKORU
Wait.
[11:28] NAKORU
Tsukishiro Mina-san, take me with you.
[11:30] BABY
You can't. It's too dangerous.
[11:34] NAKORU
I'm going to bring my brother back.
[11:44] TSUKISHIRO
Okay. Let's go together.
[11:48] NAKORU
Yeah.
[12:01] TSUKISHIRO
Are you okay?
[12:03] NAKORU
Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.
[12:06] TSUKISHIRO
What?
[12:07] NAKORU
For bringing me with you.
[12:08] TSUKISHIRO
Sure.
[12:10] NAKORU
Your crop top is cute.
[12:16] NAKORU
Hang in there, Onii-chan.
[12:19] NAKORU
I'm on my way.
[12:49] KANJI
Hey, where are we?
[12:52] KANJI
Is this heaven?
[12:54] ALIEN
Would you like some ice?
[12:59] PLAYER
Oh, yes.
[13:00] KANJI
That's...
[13:03] PLAYER
One, two, three, four.
[13:06] KANJI
They're major leaguers.
[13:08] KANJI
They're all the famous missing players.
[13:11] ALIEN
That's right, Hazemi Kanji.
[13:13] KANJI
You're that scout.
[13:15] ALIEN
I'm sorry we had to bring you here by force.
[13:18] ALIEN
We created an astral major league because
we love Earth's civilization so much.
[13:24] KANJI
An astral major league?
[13:25] ALIEN
Yes. However, we lack players.
[13:29] ALIEN
So we scouted them by force
and had them sign contracts.
[13:34] ALIEN
With your dirty pitch,
this team will be perfect.
[13:37] KANJI
What?
[13:38] ALIEN
Please. We'd like you to become
the star player of our dream team.
[13:42] KANJI
With those major leaguers?
[13:43] ALIEN
Our astral major league
is still unknown on Earth.
[13:47] ALIEN
But soon we'll catch up
in terms of popularity and skill.
[13:50] ALIEN
You'll become a famous player.
[13:54] KANJI
If I become an astral major leaguer,
will I get to meet Tsukishiro Mina?
[13:59] ALIEN
Tsukishiro Mina, huh?
[14:02] KANJI
I mean, I'm genuinely a fan of hers.
[14:07] ALIEN
Baseball players
and idols hook up all the time.
[14:11] KANJI
What?
[14:12] ALIEN
You might even get to date her—
or even marry her.
[14:17] KANJI
What?!
[14:19] KANJI
Marry her?
[14:24] ALIEN
Anyway, here's your contract.
[14:27] ALIEN
Sign here, please.
[14:30] KANJI
I can become an astral major leaguer...
[14:33] KANJI
And marry Tsukishiro Mina...
[14:37] ALIEN
Marry... marry...
[14:42] KANJI
I won't do it.
[14:43] ALIEN
What?
[14:46] KANJI
The astral major league is played
on planets other than Earth, right?
[14:50] KANJI
I wouldn't be able to eat Nakoru's
mini hamburgers anymore.
[14:54] ALIEN
Mini hamburgers?
[14:56] KANJI
Yeah. I won't do it.
[14:57] KANJI
Could you send me back to where you found me?
[15:00] ALIEN
No. We need your dirty pitch.
[15:03] KANJI
What are you doing? Stop!
[15:07] NAKORU
Onii-chan?
[15:08] BABY
That's an Abductionite.
[15:10] TSUKISHIRO
Get your hands off Kanji, Abductionite!
[15:14] ALIEN
My dream team, drive off the intruders!
[15:21] TSUKISHIRO
Huh? Yikes!
[15:25] TSUKISHIRO
They're just ordinary people being controlled.
[15:28] TSUKISHIRO
Is running from them my only option?
[15:30] ALIEN
Now sign the contract.
[15:31] KANJI
Stop!
[15:33] ALIEN
Then we can control you, too.
[15:36] NAKORU
Onii-chan!
[15:37] NAKORU
You little...
[15:39] ALIEN
Back off!
[15:42] NAKORU
No! Don't touch my brother!
[15:47] NAKORU
Ouch...
[15:54] NAKORU
Jujitsu.
[15:59] NARRATION
The mini tomato she consumed
contains an abundance of lycopene.
[16:03] NARRATION
The active oxygen in her body is removed,
and her cells are regenerated
[16:07] NARRATION
as Hazemi Nakoru completes
her Jujitsu transformation
[16:09] NARRATION
into Minazuki Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[16:16] NAKORU
Hi-yah!
[16:18] NARRATION
Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit
Force base secretly constructed on the moon.
[16:26] NARRATION
The red-shift gravity catapult's super
acceleration allows the weapon
[16:31] NARRATION
to reach Earth in an average
time of 14.7 seconds.
SIGN Eight
SIGN Rabbit
SIGN Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
SIGN Running
[17:42] MINAZUKI
Onii-chan!
[17:44] MINAZUKI
What's going on?
[17:45] BABY
Ah, Minazuki Mina.
[17:47] MINAZUKI
What? I'm Minazuki Mina?
[17:50] KANJI
Stop!
[17:52] MINAZUKI
I need to save my brother.
[17:54] MINAZUKI
Darn you!
[17:56] ALIEN
Damn you, Minas!
[17:57] ALIEN
I'll teleport you to the edges of the universe!
[18:00] KANJI
Watch out, Mina!
[18:04] ALIEN
What?
[18:19] ALIEN
What kind of wimpy straight ball is this?
[18:20] ALIEN
That's not a dirty pitch!
[18:22] KANJI
Shut up!
[18:26] MINAZUKI
Mini Tomato Boom Boom!
[18:42] TSUKISHIRO
Huh? What?
[18:44] TSUKISHIRO
I guess Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
[18:47] TSUKISHIRO
is placing you under arrest for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy.
[18:52] TSUKISHIRO
Kapow.
[18:53] MINAZUKI
Onii-chan. Onii-chan.
[18:57] KANJI
I don't know which Mina-san you are,
but you're cuter than Tsukishiro Mina.
[19:04] MINAZUKI
Onii-chan.
[19:06] BABY
Your mother was the previous Minazuki Mina.
[19:10] MINAZUKI
My mom was?
[19:11] BABY
She had you after retiring
from the Rabbit Force.
[19:16] BABY
Mina powers are passed down to their
daughters, and the mother loses her power.
[19:21] BABY
The previous Mina was being
hunted down by vengeful aliens
[19:25] BABY
and was forced to go into hiding.
[19:29] MINAZUKI
So that's why Mom left me with
my current dad and went far away.
[19:36] TSUKISHIRO
Does that mean my mom was a Mina, too?
[19:40] TSUKISHIRO
SpoLuna is starting.
[19:48] MINA
I'm sorry!
[19:50] KATO D
Tsukuda, we go live in three minutes!
[19:53] MINA
Here. Tsukishiro Mina-san gave this to me.
[19:56] KATO D
What?
[19:57] MINA
It's exclusive video of Abductionites.
[20:01] KATO D
Suzuki, we've got a new top story!
[20:04] AD SUZUKI
Yes, sir!
[20:13] SUIREN
This just in.
[20:16] SUIREN
The recent major leaguer
disappearances have been solved.
[20:27] NAKORU
Sorry, Mom.
[20:29] NAKORU
I'm going to keep living here
even after I enter high school.
[20:33] NAKORU
I love you, but I'm my brother's little sister.
[20:43] NAKORU
You're hopeless.
[20:45] KANJI
Mini hamburgers...
[20:50] NAKORU
You're so hopeless. I'll make some right now.
[21:08] TSUKUDA
My mom was the previous Tsukishiro Mina.
[21:10] TSUKUDA
I find that hard to believe.
[21:13] MUTSUMUNE
What? Why?
[21:16] AD SUZUKI
Kato-san, we're the only ones
covering the major leaguer kidnappings.
[21:21] AD SUZUKI
They're giving us an award.
[21:23] KATO D
Good! It was our shrewd actions
that led to this triumph!
[21:27] TSUKUDA
My, my.
[21:28] KATO D
Cheers!
[21:28] ALL
Cheers!
[21:30] MUTSUMUNE
I'm not injured today!
[21:31] MUTSUMUNE
Yes! Cheers!
[21:36] SHIRAHIME
My, my.
[21:36] MINA
Mutsumune-san!
[21:38] HAZUKI
She's got it rough.
[21:39] KATO D
Mucchi, are you okay?
[21:41] AD SUZUKI
Call an ambulance!
[21:43] KATO D
Seriously? What a pain in the rear.
[23:08] ALIEN
Minas, I challenge you to ping pong.
[23:11] ALIEN
If you lose, I will reveal
your embarrassing secrets.
[23:15] OTSUKI
You're a Rallyan, a race of
ping pong-loving aliens.
[23:17] TSUKUDA
He seems strong.
[23:19] YUU
But who would accept your challenge
after that elaborate scheme?
[23:23] TSUKUDA
I'll do it.
[23:24] TSUKUDA
I need to get back to Earth soon for work.
[23:26] MINA
In that case, let me handle this.
[23:28] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,
"Deathmatch at One Thousand Kilometers."
[23:32] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro, we might really be
in trouble this time.
[23:36] TSUKUDA
Yikes.
E9 - Thousand Kilometers
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[01:55] TSUKISHIRO
Um, what should we do?
[02:00] OTSUKI
Calm down. Let's see what they do first.
[02:03] MINAZUKI
It's infuriating, though.
[02:06] TAMAMUSHI
I'll kill them.
[02:09] SATSUKI
I don't know who they are,
[02:11] SATSUKI
but how long are they gonna
keep us locked in here?
SIGN #09 Deathmatch at One
Thousand Kilometers
[02:20] KIRYU
Did you get in touch with them?
[02:22] AD SUZUKI
Not a peep. We can't run the show like this!
SIGN Broadcast in 27 minutes
[02:27] TSUKISHIRO
What are we going to do?
[02:29] TSUKISHIRO
We got caught up something crazy again.
[02:32] ALIEN
Rally, rally, rally.
[02:34] ALIEN
Did you enjoy the gift,
Minas currently operating in Japan?
[02:40] TAMAMUSHI
So you're the one who sent that blackmail disc.
[02:43] SATSUKI
Secretly filmin' people is dirty.
[02:46] OTSUKI
Should you be saying that?
[02:48] SATSUKI
It happened when I was on my way home after
buyin' a copy of Monthly Weapons Magazine...
SIGN Satsuki
[02:55] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI
Huh? What's this?
[02:58] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI
Could be an exclusive tip.
[03:02] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI
I'm so excited.
SIGN Behold all of Satsuki Mina's secrets
[03:07] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI
Huh?
[03:08] ALIEN
Sanae Tsutsuji—or rather, Satsuki Mina.
[03:12] ALIEN
Come to the following location right away.
[03:15] ALIEN
If you don't, I'll expose your
identity to the whole world.
[03:20] (Flashback) MINA
You'll expose my identity...
[03:23] (Flashback) TAKANASHI
To the whole world?
[03:27] (Flashback) NAKORU
Did they send this to everyone else, too?
[03:30] OTSUKI
Yeah. I got one, too.
[03:33] OTSUKI
Like you, my only option was
to be captured by this UFO.
[03:37] ALIEN
Minas.
[03:40] ALIEN
I've been wondering,
[03:43] ALIEN
you fancy yourselves
guardians of Earth's sports,
[03:46] ALIEN
but how are your own sports abilities?
[03:51] OTSUKI
You're a Rallyan.
[03:53] MINAZUKI
You know what they are?
[03:55] OTSUKI
Yeah. They're passionate ping pong fans.
[03:59] ALIEN
Rally.
[04:01] ALIEN
Minas, I challenge you to ping pong.
[04:05] ALIEN
If you beat me, I'll release you
and won't reveal your identities.
[04:09] OTSUKI
Huh. I wonder what you're planning.
[04:13] ALIEN
I genuinely wish to play against you.
[04:18] TAMAMUSHI
Yeah, right. After putting in all this effort?
[04:21] TAMAMUSHI
Who would accept your challenge?
[04:23] TSUKISHIRO
I'll do it.
[04:25] TAMAMUSHI
What?
[04:26] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro?
[04:26] TSUKISHIRO
We just have to win, right?
[04:29] TSUKISHIRO
Let's get started.
[04:31] TSUKISHIRO
I'm in a hurry.
[04:33] TSUKISHIRO
I need to get back to Earth soon for work.
[04:37] OTSUKI
Fine. We accept your challenge.
[04:40] OTSUKI
But you'd better keep your word.
[04:43] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san.
[04:46] OTSUKI
Try to calm down.
[04:47] OTSUKI
Let's settle this quickly.
[04:50] TSUKISHIRO
Okay.
[04:52] TAMAMUSHI
Are you two stupid?
[04:55] SATSUKI
All right! In that case, let me handle this.
[04:59] SATSUKI
As a paparazza, I gotta make them
pay for secretly filming me.
[05:05] AD SUZUKI
We're dealing with an emergency situation.
[05:07] AD SUZUKI
It'd be great if you could fill in for us.
[05:09] MUTSUMUNE
Roger that. I'll be right there.
[05:14] MUTSUMUNE
Finally, the day has come for me
to make my SpoLuna debut!
[05:19] MUTSUMUNE
I'm a bit disappointed
Suiren-san is out as well,
[05:23] MUTSUMUNE
but my time begins today.
[05:29] MUTSUMUNE
What?!
[05:30] MUTSUMUNE
What is this? I'm dealing
with an emergency here!
[05:34] MUTSUMUNE
Get out of the way! Move it!
SIGN Broadcast in 24 minutes
[05:40] MINAZUKI
Satsuki-senpai, good luck.
[05:45] TSUKISHIRO
I'm sorry I lost my composure earlier, but...
[05:51] OTSUKI
Tell me.
[05:53] TSUKISHIRO
Lately, my announcer job hasn't been going well.
[05:59] TSUKISHIRO
Alien incidents have been on the rise recently.
[06:03] TSUKISHIRO
Because of that, I've been
getting more Mina work.
[06:06] TSUKISHIRO
I'm nearly late to the studio every day,
[06:09] TSUKISHIRO
and I space out during the show
because I'm so tired.
[06:14] TSUKISHIRO
Will I be able to keep working as an announcer?
[06:21] OTSUKI
I was just thinking about the past.
[06:24] OTSUKI
I was just like you when I was starting out.
[06:27] TSUKISHIRO
You, too?
[06:29] TSUKISHIRO
Come to think of it, what do you do normally?
[06:34] OTSUKI
What? Well, uh...
[06:37] OTSUKI
Satsuki.
[06:41] SATSUKI
That's odd. The ping pong ball
looks awfully large.
[06:47] ALIEN
This is a pretty long rally, Satsuki Mina-kun.
[06:51] SATSUKI
This voice...
[06:52] ALIEN
It's telepathy.
[06:54] ALIEN
You're the rogue Mina.
[06:56] ALIEN
Rumors say you defied your boss
and chose to quit the Rabbit Force.
[07:01] SATSUKI
Shut up. I've got a huge dream.
[07:06] SATSUKI
Someday, I'll publish the world's
sexiest collection of photos.
[07:18] SATSUKI
So bold, so good.
[07:22] ALIEN
Rally.
[07:23] ALIEN
Satsuki Mina, face the facts.
[07:32] ALIEN
You are a rogue Mina.
[07:34] ALIEN
You'll die poor and alone in
a run-down apartment, rally.
[07:39] SATSUKI
No!
[07:42] TSUKISHIRO
Satsuki-san?
[07:48] OTSUKI
Satsuki!
[07:52] OTSUKI
Hey, Satsuki.
[07:53] TSUKISHIRO
Satsuki-san.
[07:53] MINAZUKI
Senpai.
[07:55] ALIEN
Rally!
[07:56] ALIEN
That's one victory for me!
[07:58] SATSUKI
Money... money... rogue... money...
[08:06] TAMAMUSHI
I see now.
SIGN Hypnotic Suggestion Device
[08:13] TAMAMUSHI
Take a look at this.
[08:14] OTSUKI
What is this?
[08:16] TAMAMUSHI
It's a Rallyan's mental attack
disguised as a game of ping pong.
[08:20] TAMAMUSHI
As their opponent watches the ping pong
ball monotonously bounce back and forth...
[08:26] OTSUKI
I see. They're hypnotized
and end up like Satsuki.
[08:31] ALIEN
Rally, rally, rally.
[08:33] ALIEN
Minas, face the grudges
of the aliens you've arrested.
[08:38] ALIEN
You'll suffer in prisons of your own
minds for the rest of your lives.
[08:43] TAMAMUSHI
You scumbag.
[08:45] TAMAMUSHI
I'll face you next.
SIGN Broadcast in 19 minutes
[08:49] KATO D
What? Now Mucchi's missing, too?
[08:52] KATO D
You can't be serious! Do something!
[08:55] ONOUE
Kato-kun.
[08:56] KATO D
Yes?
[08:58] ONOUE
Believe in them and wait.
[08:59] ONOUE
That's all I can say for now.
[09:02] SATSUKI
Money... money... rogue... money...
[09:06] MINAZUKI
You can do it, Tamamushi-senpai.
[09:11] ALIEN
Rally.
[09:13] ALIEN
Making small quick adjustments
to your posture mid-air
[09:16] ALIEN
must diminish your focus considerably.
[09:18] TAMAMUSHI
Shut up.
[09:20] ALIEN
How long will your mind last?
[09:24] ALIEN
Tamamushi Mina, people will only fuss
over you while you're still a child actor.
[09:28] ALIEN
Once you become an adult,
no one will even look your way.
[09:32] ALIEN
Study hard while you're young,
for life is short.
[09:35] ALIEN
You shouldn't be wasting
your time on being a Mina.
[09:46] ALIEN
Rally! That's two wins in a row!
[09:49] TSUKISHIRO
Tamamushi-chan.
[09:51] TAMAMUSHI
Child actor... adult... finished...
[09:54] TAMAMUSHI
Child actor... adult... finished...
[09:54] TSUKISHIRO
What? Child actor?
[09:57] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro-kun.
[09:59] OTSUKI
You're not the only one.
[10:01] OTSUKI
Looks like Satsuki and Tamamushi
have their own worries, too.
[10:06] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san...
[10:08] OTSUKI
But I'll make them pay
for exploiting girls' weaknesses.
[10:13] OTSUKI
I'll crush them.
[10:15] MINAZUKI
Wait.
[10:18] MINAZUKI
I'll do it.
[10:19] OTSUKI
But you're still new.
[10:21] MINAZUKI
Don't give me special treatment
just because I'm new.
[10:25] MINAZUKI
I can't forgive what that
evil rabbit has done either.
[10:28] TSUKISHIRO
Nako—I mean, Minazuki Mina-chan,
I don't think you should.
[10:34] MINAZUKI
Don't worry about me, Tsukishiro-san.
[10:36] MINAUZKI
Despite how I seem, I'm actually
exceptionally good at ping pong.
[10:41] TSUKISHIRO
But...
[10:43] OTSUKI
Fine, but you'd better beat them soundly.
[10:47] MINAZUKI
I will.
[10:49] ALIEN
Rally! You brother-lover!
[10:53] MINAZUKI
Onii-chan!
[11:01] MINAZUKI
Go, go, Kanji...
[11:05] MINAZUKI
You can do it, Tsukishima...
[11:07] TSUKISHIRO
Nako.
[11:10] TSUKISHIRO
I'll be your next opponent.
[11:13] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro...
[11:15] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san, thank you
for listening to me earlier.
[11:20] TSUKISHIRO
I'll do my best.
[11:24] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro...
[11:25] TSUKISHIRO
I promise I'll save the others,
[11:28] TSUKISHIRO
and I swear I'll make it to
the SpoLuna broadcast on time.
[11:32] ALIEN
Rally. Are you sure about that?
SIGN Broadcast in 14 minutes
[11:49] MUTSUMUNE
I won't be beat.
[11:50] MUTSUMUNE
Nothing will stop me
from arriving at the station.
[11:59] SATSUKI
Rogue... money...
[12:00] MINAZUKI
You can do it, Tsukishima...
SIGN Broadcast in 13 minutes
[12:06] TSUKISHIRO
He's strong.
[12:07] ALIEN
You talked some big talk earlier,
[12:11] ALIEN
but SpoLuna is about to start.
[12:14] ALIEN
Tsukishiro Mina—or rather, Tsukuda Mina.
[12:17] ALIEN
What's more important to you? Your mission
as Mina or your announcer job?
[12:22] TSUKISHIRO
Both.
[12:23] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro, don't listen to him.
[12:26] ALIEN
That's bold of you to say.
[12:28] ALIEN
The viewers haven't been missing
your recent screw ups.
[12:32] ALIEN
Chase two rabbits, and you won't catch either.
[12:35] ALIEN
Today you'll be fired from SpoLuna.
[12:38] ALIEN
Tsukuda Mina the announcer
is already finished, rally!
[12:44] TSUKISHIRO
No!
[12:48] MINA
No! I don't want to stop
working as an announcer...
[12:53] SUIREN
You worked hard until the end.
[12:57] MINA
Suiren-san...
[13:03] MINA
Is it really impossible to be Mina
and an announcer at the same time?
[13:07] MINA
I won't make it to the broadcast
in time anymore.
[13:10] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro, stand up!
[13:12] OTSUKI
Don't give up now!
[13:14] OTSUKI
You've got an important job waiting for you!
[13:18] TSUKISHIRO
That's right. I can't fall here.
[13:23] TSUKISHIRO
Everyone at SpoLuna...
[13:28] TSUKISHIRO
Suiren-san is waiting for me.
[13:31] ALIEN
What, rally?
[13:36] ALIEN
Rally? Rally, rally.
[13:39] ALIEN
How dare you scare me like that, rally.
[13:41] TSUKISHIRO
Mina... announcer... impossible...
[13:44] TSUKISHIRO
Mina... announcer... impossible...
[13:48] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro...
[13:50] ALIEN
Otsuki Mina, you're the last one.
[13:52] ALIEN
Will you give up and surrender?
[13:55] ALIEN
If you abandon the match,
I'll expose your identities to the whole—
[13:58] OTSUKI
There's no time. Let's get started.
[14:01] AD SUZUKI
What? Seriously?
[14:03] AD SUZUKI
Kato-san, I got a call from a police box.
[14:06] AD SUZUKI
They found Suiren-san's
motorcycle on the beach.
[14:08] AD SUZUKI
Something might have happened to her.
[14:12] KATO D
What?
[14:16] TSUKISHIRO
Mina... announcer... impossible...
[14:19] ALIEN
Rally.
[14:20] ALIEN
Does your heart ache for them?
[14:23] ALIEN
There's no way they can all live two lives.
[14:28] ALIEN
But you manipulated Tsukishiro with your words.
[14:30] OTSUKI
I struggled with it at first, too.
[14:34] OTSUKI
Like Tsukuda, I was caught between
being Mina and an announcer.
[14:40] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san?
[14:43] OTSUKI
But I took on the fate of being a Mina,
[14:46] OTSUKI
so I have to work hard at both.
[14:48] ALIEN
Rally?
[14:49] ALIEN
Otsuki Mina, what's more important to you?
Your mission as Mina, or your announcer job?
[14:53] OTSUKI
Both being Mina and being an announcer
are important parts of who I am.
[14:59] OTSUKI
No matter how hard it gets,
I won't let go of either.
[15:03] TSUKISHIRO
An announcer?
[15:05] OTSUKI
I'll make sure Tsukishiro—
that Tsukuda makes it back to SpoLuna.
[15:09] OTSUKI
We don't give up on our dreams or jobs.
[15:11] OTSUKI
That's what it means to be a Mina!
[15:15] OTSUKI
Here we go!
[15:22] ALIEN
I lost, rally!
[15:37] SATSUKI
Huh? What was I doin'?
[15:42] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro, are you okay?
[15:45] TSUKISHIRO
Yes. Um...
[15:48] TSUKISHIRO
I'm sorry. I made all those bold claims, but...
[15:54] OTSUKI
What are you talking about?
[15:56] OTSUKI
You worked hard until the end.
[16:01] TSUKISHIRO
Could it be?
[16:03] ALIEN
Impossible! There's no way I lost at ping pong!
[16:09] ALIEN
I'll hijack all the airwaves in the world!
[16:22] OTSUKI
What are you doing?
[16:22] ALIEN
Watch idly as I expose your identities!
[16:28] WOMAN
Good boys and girls, it's time
for the goodbye LunaLuna exercise.
[16:33] WOMAN
Luna, Luna. Nalu, Nalu. Luna, Luna, Lu.
[16:36] WOMAN
Raise your left hand and Luna, Luna, Luna.
[16:39] WOMAN
Raise your right hand and—
[16:42] HAIBARA
I am Pyokotan.
[16:44] HAIBARA
I am Pyokotan.
[16:45] HAIBARA
I am Pyoko—
[16:47] TSUKISHIRO
This isn't good.
[16:48] TSUKISHIRO
Once this show ends, SpoLuna is up next.
[16:51] ALIEN
Rally? Why aren't my secret videos playing?
SIGN One Moment Please
[16:55] BABY
Don't worry, Minas.
[16:58] BABY
I've erased all the videos they secretly took.
[17:01] BABY
Because you bought time playing ping pong,
I was able to hack the UFO's computer.
[17:08] ALIEN
Rally...
[17:12] OTSUKI
You'll pay for everything
you did to my juniors.
[17:17] OTUSKI
But there's something
that doesn't make sense to me.
[17:20] OTSUKI
Rallyan, your kind are simply
good at ping pong.
[17:25] OTSUKI
You're not particularly intellectual aliens.
[17:27] TAMAMUSHI
I see, and yet you employed
an elaborate scheme regardless.
[17:32] TAMAMUSHI
Is there perhaps a mastermind behind you?
[17:35] TSUKISHIRO
We can talk about this later.
[17:37] TSUKISHIRO
Send us back to Earth right now.
[17:40] ALIEN
Rally!
[17:45] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro!
[17:47] ALIEN
Rally, rally, rally!
[17:49] ALIEN
R-Rally?
[17:51] SATSUKI
How dare you.
[17:53] MINAZUKI
Prepare yourself.
[17:55] TAMAMUSHI
Just die already.
[17:57] ALIEN
Rally...
[18:01] TAMAMUSHI
Die!
[18:02] BABY
Now, now. You're taking things
too far with all this violence.
[18:06] SATSUKI
Noogie, noogie.
[18:10] BABY
Oh my god.
[18:16] SATSUKI
This is really bad.
[18:23] ALIEN
Rally!
[18:27] MINAZUMI
Where are we?
[18:28] TAMAMUSHI
Nanashi must've teleported us here.
[18:31] SATSUKI
Huh? Where are Tsukishiro and Otsuki-han?
[18:35] OTSUKI
Tsukishiro, wake up.
[18:38] BABY
This is bad. Otsuki and Tsukishiro,
get out of that UFO quickly.
[18:42] BABY
If you stay in there, it won't be
possible for you to teleport—
[18:47] OTSUKI
This can't be good. You mean
we have to figure it out ourselves?
[18:53] MUTSUMUNE
What the heck is this?
[18:58] OTSUKI
You're awake.
[19:02] TSUKISHIRO
Did you protect me?
[19:05] OTSUKI
The surface of our suits have
exceeded maximum safe temperatures.
[19:08] OTSUKI
We might really be in trouble this time.
[19:15] OTSUKI
Are you scared?
[19:17] TSUKISHIRO
I'm fine. I'm not scared.
[19:20] TSUKISHIRO
After all, Otsuki-san...
[19:23] TSUKISHIRO
Suiren-san, I'm with you.
[19:30] OTSUKI
What was that? I didn't hear you.
[19:33] OTSUKI
The wind's too loud.
[19:39] OTSUKI
Let's head home. The others...
[19:42] OTSUKI
Luna TV is waiting for us.
[19:45] TSUKISHIRO
Okay.
SIGN Broadcast in 50 seconds
[19:53] AD SUZUKI
We're screwed! We won't make it in time!
[19:55] AD SUZUKI
What should we do, Kiryu-san?
[19:58] KIRYU
Now, now. I'll fill the air somehow.
[20:02] KOZAI
Thanks for waiting.
[20:07] AD SUZUKI
Kozai...
[20:09] KOZAI
Now that I'm here,
there's nothing to worry about.
[20:12] AD SUZUKI
But who called you?
[20:14] KATO D
I did.
[20:16] KATO D
Kozai's always so beautiful.
[20:21] KIRYU
Thank you for coming.
[20:24] KOZAI
Thanks for having me.
[20:25] KIRYU
Right.
[20:27] AD SUZUKI
We're going live in ten,
[20:31] AD SUZUKI
eight, seven,
[20:33] AD SUZUKI
six, five,
[20:35] AD SUZUKI
four, three.
[20:36] SUIREN
Kozai-san, excuse me.
[20:38] MINA
This is the script, right?
[20:38] KOZAI
Hey.
[20:40] SUIREN
Good evening. I'm Koshu Suiren.
[20:43] KIRYU
I'm Kiryu Daisuke.
[20:45] MINA
And I'm Tsukuda Mina.
[20:47] MUTSUMUNE
What? Where am I?
[20:49] WOMAN
Oh, my. You're alive?
[20:51] MUTSUMUNE
SpoLuna!
[20:52] MUTSUMUNE
What about the SpoLuna broadcast?
[20:54] WOMAN
It's already started.
[20:56] MUTSUMUNE
Huh? What?
[20:57] KATO D
This is unprecedented!
[20:59] KATO D
Where in the world have they been?
[21:03] ONOUE
But their bond has deepened.
[21:05] KATO D
What?
[21:06] ONOUE
It's a good thing.
[21:08] ONOUE
Tonight, we'll celebrate in Giroppon as equals.
[21:11] ONOUE
Soft drinks for Tsukuda, of course.
[21:16] YOSHIMI
Excuse me.
[21:17] YOSHIMI
I heard SpoLuna are regulars here.
[21:20] YOSHIMI
Do you think they'll be arriving soon?
[21:25] YOSHIMI
Huh? Will Tsukuda be coming?
[21:33] SUMIRE
That Rallyan screwed the pooch.
[21:38] SUMIRE
Earth's Minas did a fine job.
[21:42] SUMIRE
But today was a test.
[23:08] SUMIRE
Thanks for waiting, Tsukuda-san.
[23:09] SUMIRE
I'm magazine reporter Nishiwa Sumire.
[23:11] SUMIRE
I'm looking forward to working with you today.
[23:12] TSUKUDA
So am I.
[23:14] SUMIRE
By the way, what's up with Otsuki Mina?
[23:16] SUMIRE
She's a total savage
and destroyer of sports facilities.
[23:19] SUMIRE
Wouldn't it be better for
the world if she were fired?
[23:22] TSUKUDA
No way. Otsuki-san is a wonderful person.
[23:24] SUMIRE
Is that right? Come with me.
[23:27] TSUKUDA
What?
[23:28] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,
"I Came From Space."
[23:32] SUIREN
Tsukuda-san, no matter what happens,
you must keep being an announcer.
[23:35] TSUKUDA
Oh, Suiren-senpai...
E10 - I Came From Space
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SIGN #10 I Came From Space
[02:03] TSUKISHIRO
Run, everyone!
[02:07] MAN
It's Tsukishiro Mina.
[02:17] ALIEN
What do you think of this special big wave?
[02:20] ALIEN
I'm this summer's star.
[02:22] OTSUKI
I don't think so.
[02:24] OTSUKI
Milian, I'm arresting you for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy.
[02:33] OTSUKI
Go!
[02:38] ALIEN
My giant tsunami generator!
[02:44] OTSUKI
Aw, crud.
[02:47] OTSUKI
Well, whatever. Everyone's been evacuated.
[02:56] OTSUKI
Go, go, go!
[03:06] OTSUKI
Ow...
[03:08] OTSUKI
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
[03:10] AD SUZUKI
I, uh...
[03:15] AD SUZUKI
Kato-san...
[03:18] OTSUKI
We'll meet again.
[03:24] TSUKISHIRO
Otsuki-san.
SIGN Otsuki
Mina
destroys
public
property
again
SIGN Tsukishiro Mina apologizes
[03:29] AD SUZUKI
I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
[03:31] KATO D
Sheesh. Everyone's been mesmerized
by that damn rabbit.
[03:36] KATO D
Because of Otsuki Mina
Japan's sports facilities...
[03:38] KATO D
are an absolute wreck!
SIGN Tsukumi-cho Gymnasium
[03:47] AD SUZUKI
I've heard her popularity has declined.
[03:54] AD SUZUKI
Hello?
[03:56] AD SUZUKI
What? Zatsudansha Publishing?
[03:59] SUIREN
Athletes, thank you for another
fine performance today.
[04:03] SUIREN
We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.
SIGN See you tomorrow
[04:09] AD SUZUKI
Okay, good.
[04:17] TSUKUDA
It feels so strange.
[04:17] AD SUZUKI
Good work today.
[04:18] SUIREN
Good work.
[04:19] TSUKUDA
I can't believe this person is Otsuki Mina.
[04:20] KIRYU
Oh, right. Suzuki-san.
[04:21] AD SUZUKI
Yes?
[04:24] SUIREN
Tsukuda-san, do you have the scripts
for next week's mini segments?
[04:28] TSUKUDA
Yes. They're right here.
[04:32] SUIREN
Huh.
[04:35] TSUKUDA
Well, see you again tomorrow.
[04:38] TSUKUDA
Good night.
[04:40] SUIREN
Good night.
[04:43] KIRYU
Tsukuda has grown, hasn't she?
[04:46] SUIREN
She still has a lot to learn.
[04:48] SUIREN
Look. She got the kanji wrong.
[04:51] TSUKUDA
The rabbit hippity-hops three hops. In total...
[04:53] AD SUZUKI
Tsukuda-chan!
[04:56] AD SUZUKI
I'm really sorry,
[04:59] AD SUZUKI
but would you do an interview with a magazine
before coming to the studio tomorrow?
[05:03] TSUKUDA
What? But we have
an important broadcast that day.
[05:06] TSUKUDA
If I'm late...
[05:08] AD SUZUKI
But you don't go on until the evening.
[05:11] AD SUZUKI
Could you do the interview
real quick beforehand?
[05:17] TSUKUDA
So, where am I doing it?
[05:23] SUIREN
I did it again.
[05:26] KIRYU
Hey.
[05:28] KIRYU
The usual, please.
[05:31] KIRYU
Hey, it's Otsuki Mina.
[05:33] SUIREN
You like her?
[05:34] KIRYU
I like her cleavage.
[05:36] SUIREN
Pervy old man.
[05:38] KIRYU
I don't dislike impish women,
but I bet dating her would be a challenge.
[05:45] KIRYU
So, what's on your mind?
[05:50] KIRYU
You're always like this.
[05:53] KIRYU
You don't talk to me about anything.
[05:55] KIRYU
I know you're a strong person,
but maybe you could share...
[06:00] KIRYU
Suiren.
[06:01] SUIREN
I thought you didn't like impish women.
[06:03] KIRYU
Hey.
[06:04] SUIREN
Thanks for the drink.
[06:05] KIRYU
Wait.
[06:07] BARTENDER
Why don't you have some tea, sir?
[06:13] BABY
Otsuki, I can't believe you!
[06:15] SUIREN
I know. I'm sorry.
[06:17] SUIREN
But I can't stop myself when I become Mina.
[06:20] BABY
Imagine what it's like to support you.
[06:24] BABY
At least you have the top arrest rate.
[06:27] SUIREN
Am I really that uncute?
[06:31] BABY
What are you...?
[06:34] SUIREN
Not that you liking me does me any good.
[06:39] SUMIRE
I'm finally here.
[06:41] SUMIRE
So this is the Harajuku
I've heard so much about.
[06:44] SUMIRE
These humans are clamoring about
like ants gathering around sugar.
[06:49] TSUKUDA
I remember that idol.
[06:51] TSUKUDA
Anyway, I wonder where the interviewer is.
[06:55] TSUKUDA
If they don't show up soon,
I'll be late to the studio.
[06:58] SUMIRE
Thanks for waiting. You're Tsukuda-san, right?
[07:00] TSUKUDA
Who are you?
[07:02] SUMIRE
Magazine reporter, uh... Nishiwa Sumire.
[07:07] SUMIRE
Nice to meet you.
[07:10] TSUKUDA
What? You're the reporter?
[07:14] SUMIRE
Don't just stand there.
We've got an interview to do.
[07:17] SUMIRE
There are tons of places I want to go.
[07:19] TSUKUDA
Wait!
[07:30] TSUKUDA
Um, Ms. Reporter?
[07:33] TSUKUDA
What exactly are you reporting on?
[07:35] SUMIRE
What? Uh, your day off.
[07:38] SUMIRE
The article is called "Touring Harajuku
on Announcer Tsukuda's Day Off."
[07:42] TSUKUDA
I see.
SIGN Best Friends
[07:47] SUMIRE
Huh?
[07:54] SUMIRE
Otsuki...
[07:59] SUMIRE
Tsukuda-san, you frequently meet
the Minas through work, don't you?
[08:04] TSUKUDA
What? Yes, I suppose.
[08:06] SUMIRE
What's up with Otsuki Mina?
[08:08] SUMIRE
Is she really a super violent savage?
[08:10] TSUKUDA
Of course not.
Otsuki-san is a wonderful person.
[08:14] TSUKUDA
Sometimes she goes too far,
but I still don't even compare to her.
[08:20] TSUKUDA
...Is what Tsukishiro Mina said.
[08:23] SUMIRE
Uh huh.
[08:25] SUMIRE
But she's destroyed
tons of sports facilities, right?
[08:28] SUMIRE
What's your opinion on that?
[08:31] TSUKUDA
Well...
[08:32] SUMIRE
Normally she'd be fired.
[08:34] SUMIRE
I guess we'd be fine. Japan has other Minas.
[08:38] TSUKUDA
We can't fire her.
[08:40] SUMIRE
I see. So you're taking
Otsuki's side after all.
[08:42] TSUKUDA
What?
[08:44] SUMIRE
Come with me.
[08:51] MAN
What are those?
[08:53] WOMAN
Aliens?
[08:55] TSUKUDA
What is that?
[09:11] REF
The winner is Muscle Mask!
[09:17] SUIREN
Who will claim the top spot
as the world's best martial artist?
[09:20] SUIREN
BattLuna King has already
completed its third match.
[09:24] COMMENTATOR
That was an impressive fight.
[09:26] IDOL
I'm so excited.
[09:29] SUIREN
Let's switch over to the next competitors.
[09:33] SUIREN
Reporter Mutsumune-san.
[09:34] MISTER SUNSET
One, two, three, four.
[09:34] MUTSUMUNE
Hello. In the red corner
is a very pumped up Mister Sunset.
[09:39] MISTER SUNSET
I'm all pumped up.
[09:41] KIRYU
I see. Looking good.
[09:41] MISTER SUNSET
By the way, Mucchi-san,
do you like guys like me?
[09:44] MUTSUMUNE
Of course I do.
[09:44] AD SUZUKI
Maybe Tsukuda-chan's interview is running long.
[09:45] MUTSUMUNE
I love fighting men.
[09:47] AD SUZUKI
I need her to swap in for Mucchi-san soon.
[09:47] MISTER SUNSET
Then maybe I'll dedicate today's battle to you.
[09:50] MUTSUMUNE
Really? Thank you.
[09:53] MUTSUMUNE
Don't you dare show up, Tsukudani.
[09:56] MUTSUMUNE
I may only be filling time until you
get here, but I finally seized this job.
[09:59] MUTSUMUNE
I won't hand it over so easily.
[10:02] MUTSUMUNE
What is that?
[10:04] ALIEN
Lucha!
[10:10] ALIEN
The Luchachites have taken over this arena!
[10:14] ALIEN
Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
[10:16] ALIEN
Best martial artist in the world?
[10:19] ALIEN
We'll show you our strength.
[10:22] SUIREN
Stop what you're doing.
[10:23] ALIEN
Lucha?
[10:25] ALIEN
Lucha.
[10:28] ALIEN
Luchacha Style!
[10:32] IDOL
My D-cups!
[10:35] MUTSUMUNE
Suiren-san?
[10:38] KIRYU
You jerks.
[10:40] ALIEN
Lucha, lucha!
[10:41] KIRYU
Hey! Cut that out!
[10:42] MUTSUMUNE
What should I do?
[10:44] OTSUKI
Enough!
[10:48] OTSUKI
Luchachites, you're all under arrest!
[10:58] TSUKUDA
Who are you?
[11:00] SUMIRE
Now, now. Have a seat.
[11:03] SUMIRE
Do you want soda or some other soft drink?
[11:05] TSUKUDA
You lied about being a reporter.
[11:06] TSUKUDA
You're an alien, aren't you?
[11:08] TSUKUDA
What are you planning?
[11:09] SUMIRE
Oh, shut up.
[11:11] SUMIRE
Let me ask you this.
[11:13] SUMIRE
What do you know about the Rabbit Force?
[11:16] TSUKUDA
What?
[11:19] SUMIRE
I came all the way here for work, you know.
[11:23] SUMIRE
Though I doubt you know anything about that.
[11:26] TSUKUDA
Work?
[11:36] OTSUKI
Stop!
[11:41] OTSUKI
You jerks!
[11:46] OTSUKI
Crud.
[11:58] MUTSUMUNE
Otsuki Mina is on a wild rampage once again.
[12:00] MUTSUMUNE
I narrowly escaped danger myself.
[12:02] PERSON 1
Be careful! Watch it!
[12:05] PERSON 2
We nearly got caught up in the fighting!
[12:08] OTSUKI
Sorry.
[12:09] ALIEN
That's enough, Otsuki Mina!
[12:11] ALIEN
Lucha, cha, cha.
[12:13] ALIEN
If you care about this earthling,
then do as we say.
[12:18] KIRYU
Don't worry about me.
[12:25] ALIEN
I said don't move!
[12:30] ALIEN
Prepare yourself, cha!
[12:33] ALIEN
This might tingle.
[12:38] BABY
Otsuki, why are you hesitating?
[12:40] BABY
Arrest them.
[12:43] OTSUKI
But...
[12:47] OTSUKI
I could blast him, but if I'm
not careful, then Kiryu-kun...
[12:52] OTSUKI
I must pick one of two choices.
[12:54] OTSUKI
I...
[12:56] (Flashback) OTSUKI
You should seize everything you want.
[13:01] OTSUKI
What should I do?
[13:05] TSUKUDA
Don't!
[13:05] SUMIRE
Whoa, there. Calm down.
[13:08] SUMIRE
Since we have the opportunity,
let's watch her work.
[13:11] SUMIRE
Let's see if your senior can do
her job as a Rabbit Force member.
[13:16] KIRYU
Otsuki Mina, don't worry about me!
[13:19] KIRYU
Hurry up and blast them!
[13:21] KIRYU
Where's your spunky spirit?
[13:24] OTSUKI
I... I'm not as strong as you think I am.
[13:31] OTSUKI
I can't abandon you.
[13:41] OTSUKI
No!
[13:42] ALIEN
This ends now.
[13:49] ALIEN
Lucha-cha-cha?
[14:12] KIRYU
Impossible...
[14:13] KATO D
Suiren?
[14:15] NAKORU
She's Otsuki Mina?
[14:19] TSUTSUJI
This is gonna be huge.
[14:25] MUTSUMUNE
Suiren-san.
[14:37] SUIREN
This is who I really am.
[14:45] KIRYU
Why didn't you tell me?
[14:50] KIRYU
Did you really trust me so little?
[14:54] SUIREN
Kiryu-kun...
[14:56] KIRYU
I'm sorry. I don't want to hear it right now.
[15:12] TSUKUDA
Suiren-senpai...
[15:14] SUMIRE
Oh, come on.
[15:16] SUMIRE
She failed to arrest them, and
her identity was revealed to the earthlings.
[15:20] SUMIRE
What a hopeless old lady.
[15:28] SUMIRE
This is a space sweet potato.
[15:31] SUMIRE
It contains a hundred times
more fiber than one of Earth's.
[15:35] SUMIRE
Anyway, why is my transformation vegetable
a potato when I'm so hip with the times?
[15:42] YAYOI
Because you cannot choose it yourself.
[15:47] TSUKUDA
Transformation? Could it be?
[15:53] SUMIRE
Jujitsu.
[15:58] NARRATION
Fake magazine reporter
Nishiwa Sumire is actually
[16:02] NARRATION
a Rabbit Force inspector from
the Mina Planet thousands of light years away.
[16:10] NARRATION
Her name is Shiwasu Mina.
[16:12] NARRATION
She's a super famous rich girl Mina.
[16:35] ALIEN
Who are you?
[16:43] ALIEN
What is this music?
[16:45] ALIEN
The ring belongs to men!
[17:01] FAN 1
Sexy and cute!
[17:02] FAN 2
She's so sexy and cute!
[17:21] SHIWASU
Luchachites, I see exactly
how lovely and tough you are.
[17:27] ALIEN
Really?
[17:29] SHIWASU
Yes, so I have a suggestion.
[17:33] SHIWASU
I'm thinking of spending my allowance
on a present for your star system.
[17:41] SHIWASU
I call it the Lucha-cha Colosseum.
[17:45] SHIWASU
With this, you can enjoy space
martial arts as much as you want.
[17:49] ALIEN
Perhaps that would be better.
[17:52] ALIEN
We've never experienced
anything so incredible in our lives.
[17:56] ALIEN
Thank you, Shiwasu Mina.
[18:01] SHIWASU
As a Main Rabbit Force member,
I'll overlook this policy violation.
[18:08] TSUKUDA
Shiwasu Mina?
[18:11] TSUKUDA
What's the Main Rabbit Force?
[18:14] YAYOI
It's a force based out the Mina home planet.
[18:17] YAYOI
Lady Shiwasu leads one such company.
[18:23] SHIWASU
Listen up, everyone.
[18:25] SHIWASU
I am Shiwasu Mina, a Rabbit Force inspector
from the very distant Mina Planet.
[18:33] SHIWASU
I am here to accuse Otsuki Mina.
[18:36] SHIWASU
People of Earth, Otsuki has been fooling you.
[18:42] SHIWASU
Look at this insane expression.
[18:45] SHIWASU
She's not fighting to protect you.
[18:48] SHIWASU
She's just going on violent
rampages because she enjoys it.
[18:53] SHIWASU
She breaks all kinds of things.
[18:55] SHIWASU
She put some of you in danger just now.
[18:59] SHIWASU
Don't you think Otsuki is terrible?
[19:03] FAN 3
Yeah! Otsuki sucks!
[19:06] FAN 4
She fooled us!
[19:08] FAN 5
I don't care about her anymore!
[19:09] FAN 5
From now on, it's Shiwasu-chan time!
[19:11] SHIWASU
Thank you, everyone.
[19:13] SHIWASU
I will reform this planet's Rabbit Force.
[19:17] SHIWASU
I will drive out
the violence-loving Otsuki Mina!
[19:22] SHIWASU
Say it with me!
[19:24] SHIWASU
No more!
[19:25] ALL
Violence!
[19:26] SHIWASU
No more!
[19:28] ALL
Otsuki!
[19:29] SHIWASU
Three, two, one!
[19:32] ALL
Yeah!
[19:43] BABY
Shiwasu Mina is the unruly daughter
of an influential family on the home planet.
[19:49] BABY
I won't make it out of this unscathed.
SIGN Resignation
[20:11] AD SUZUKI
She didn't have to quit.
[20:13] KATO D
You idiot! She's been
fooling us this whole time!
[20:17] KATO D
How much violence do you think
Otsuki Mina has caused?
[20:20] KATO D
If we try to protect her, there's no telling
what could happen to SpoLuna.
[20:28] TSUKUDA
Suiren-senpai!
[20:35] SUIREN
Keep being an announcer,
no matter what happens.
[20:39] TSUKUDA
What?
[20:40] SUIREN
You can make it without me now.
[20:44] TSUKUDA
No, wait!
[20:50] TSUKUDA
Suiren-san...
[20:58] SUMIRE
Hey. That was rough, huh?
[21:00] SUMIRE
I'm sure your ridiculous senior
made you suffer, too.
[21:04] SUMIRE
Otsuki was a problem
on the Mina home planet, too.
[21:10] SUMIRE
Hup.
[21:11] SUMIRE
I'm putting together a No More Otsuki campaign.
[21:15] SUMIRE
You'll help, right?
[21:17] TSUKUDA
Why would I?
[21:19] SUMIRE
I order you to as Earth's commanding
member of the Rabbit Force.
[21:24] SUMIRE
Nanashi has been demoted.
[21:26] SUMIRE
He deserves it for letting
Otsuki do as she pleased.
[21:33] SHIWASU
I expect a positive response, soulmate.
[21:37] SHIWASU
See you later.
[21:41] TSUKUDA
Suiren-san, what should I do?
[23:08] SUMIRE
I'll take total control of Earth's
unique sports culture and totally protect it.
[23:13] KATO D
If we broadcast this script criticizing
Otsuki as written, SpoLuna will be saved!
[23:17] TSUKUDA
What?
[23:18] KIRYU
Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't
even accept her when she was hurt.
[23:22] TSUKUDA
Kiryu-san.
[23:23] BABY
Shiwasu is the commander now.
[23:25] BABY
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
[23:27] TSUKUDA
Nanashi.
[23:29] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,
"Last Announcement."
[23:32] TSUKUDA
Suiren-senpai, you mustn't give up.
E11 - Final Announcement
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SIGN #11 Final Announcement
[01:57] SUMIRE
Earthlings, good morning.
[02:01] SUMIRE
I, Shiwasu Mina, will be replacing Otsuki Mina
[02:06] SUMIRE
and taking over managing Earth's
unique sports culture and, uh...
[02:14] YAYOI
"Protecting."
[02:16] SUMIRE
Yeah, I'll totally protect it.
[02:21] SUMIRE
Anyway, what was it? Sportsmanship?
[02:24] SUMIRE
Make sure you play with that.
[02:26] SUMIRE
I love all of you.
[02:31] YOSHIMI
See? Weird, right?
[02:33] YOSHIMI
All Mina sites have been shut down
and rewritten as Shiwasu Mina sites.
[02:38] KANJI
Even your Tsukishiro Mina site?
[02:41] YOSHIMI
That Shiwasu lady seems fishy to me.
[02:44] YOSHIMI
At first I kind of liked her because
she was a cute and sexy pacifist,
[02:50] YOSHIMI
but her methods are kind of arrogant.
[02:53] HENCHMINA
Rebel spotted.
[02:56] YOSHIMI
I feel like we're under her control now.
[03:01] KANJI
Yoshimi!
[03:04] KANJI
Hey, are you okay?
[03:06] YOSHIMI
Shiwasu-sama rules.
[03:09] YOSHIMI
No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu!
[03:14] YOSHIMI
No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu!
[03:14] KANJI
Yoshimi has lost his mind.
[03:19] MOCHIMURA
Is it true that announcer Suiren quit Luna TV?
[03:23] TSUKUDA
Yeah.
[03:25] MOCHIMURA
And now you're the main caster of SpoLuna.
[03:28] TSUKUDA
Yeah.
SIGN Getsuyuu
SIGN Tsukudani
[03:31] TSUKUDA
I am main caster Tsukuda Mina.
[03:34] TSUKUDA
I'd like to start by apologizing
on behalf of the program
[03:38] TSUKUDA
for the scandal caused by Koshu
Suiren, who quit last week.
[03:49] TSUKUDA
I can't say this.
[03:52] TSUKUDA
What would Suiren-senpai do?
[03:56] (Flashback) SUIREN
Hey, you.
[03:58] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
Huh?
[04:00] (Flashback) SUIREN
You worked hard until the end.
[04:08] (Flashback) SUIREN
That looks painful. Hold on.
[04:13] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
Thank you.
[04:15] (Flashback) SUIREN
Would it be all right if I interviewed you?
[04:18] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
Why? I'm the pitcher of the losing team.
[04:22] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
Nobody would watch a story about that.
[04:27] (Flashback) SUIREN
You're right. When you consider
ratings, maybe it's a dumb idea.
[04:33] (Flashback) SUIREN
But even though you lost,
you still gained something important.
[04:37] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
What?
[04:38] (Flashback) SUIREN
And communicating that is
an important part of my job, too.
[04:44] TSUKUDA
I wanted to be like her.
[04:49] TAKURO
Being trusted with the show
can't be easy for Mina.
[04:53] TAKURO
Maybe juggling both school and
work is too much for her after all.
[04:58] MIKASA
She's got three jobs, honey.
[05:01] MIKASA
She's a high school student,
an announcer, and Tsukishiro Mina.
[05:08] TAKURO
Wait a minute.
[05:09] MIKASA
Being a Mina is passed from mother
to daughter through her genes.
[05:14] MIKASA
And Mina is, in fact, a Mina.
[05:17] TAKURO
What are you talking about?
[05:20] MIKASA
Didn't I tell you? I used to be a Mina.
[05:25] TAKURO
No way. I thought you were joking.
[05:28] MIKASA
Do you not want me if I'm a Mina?
[05:33] TAKURO
No matter who you are,
my love for you will never change!
[05:38] MIKASA
Okay, okay.
[05:40] MIKASA
Look. Your mother managed to get everything.
[05:43] MIKASA
See, Mina-chan?
[05:47] TSUKUDA
Mom...
[05:50] TSUKUDA
Good morning.
[05:58] TSUKUDA
Um...
[06:00] MUTSUMUNE
Apparently, Kiryu-san quit, too.
[06:02] TSUKUDA
What?
[06:05] ONOUE
This may be the end of SpoLuna.
[06:08] KATO D
If I may, the staff will do everything
in its power to win back the public's trust.
[06:12] ONOUE
Fully cooperating with Mina's total
management is our station's directive.
[06:17] AD SUZUKI
But...
[06:18] KATO D
So Suiren quitting wasn't enough
to earn their forgiveness.
[06:22] TSUKUDA
Why?
[06:24] KATO D
Because she was Otsuki Mina, obviously.
[06:27] AD SUZUKI
We don't have a choice.
[06:29] AD SUZUKI
We'd be fooling the viewers otherwise.
[06:33] KATO D
SpoLuna is my dream.
[06:37] KATO D
Yesterday, I gave you
a script criticizing Otsuki.
[06:40] KATO D
If we broadcast it as written,
SpoLuna will be saved.
[06:43] KATO D
Please. You gotta protect my dream!
[06:53] TV
Tootle-oo!
[06:55] TV
Thank you for waiting.
[06:57] TV
It's time to announce
this week's top Mina in the universe.
SIGN Astral Mina Ranking
SIGN Otsuki Mina
[07:01] TV
Otsuki Mina didn't even make it
into the rankings, so who placed first?
SIGN Shiwasu Mina
[07:07] TV
It's Shiwasu Mina.
[07:10] SUMIRE
Heck yeah!
[07:14] YAYOI
You're in a good mood, miss.
[07:16] SUMIRE
Huh?
[07:17] SUMIRE
What is it, Yayoi?
[07:19] YAYOI
Nothing. I was just thinking
this matter has grown quite serious.
[07:22] YAYOI
We may end up needing to shoot
all earthlings with a brainwashing beam.
[07:29] YAYOI
If word of this reaches the home planet...
[07:32] SUMIRE
I know, I know.
[07:35] YAYOI
This all started because Otsuki Mina took
your universe's number one Mina spot.
[07:40] YAYOI
I thought you were just going to get back
at her by being a little nasty to her.
[07:45] SUMIRE
Quiet!
[07:46] SUMIRE
What if someone's listening?
[07:50] YAYOI
If you raise your voice like that,
someone will hear you.
[07:56] SUMIRE
Anyway, what am I going to do?
[08:02] SUMIRE
Answer the door. We have a guest.
[08:05] SUMIRE
Hold on. We're a thousand meters in the air.
[08:08] YAYOI
She's here.
[08:09] SUMIRE
Who?
[08:10] YAYOI
Otsuki Mina.
[08:13] SUMIRE
What?
[08:18] SUMIRE
Wait a minute.
[08:20] SUMIRE
Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything?
[08:25] TSUKUDA
Suiren-senpai did what?
[08:27] KIRYU
Yeah. She's going to quit being a Mina, too.
[08:31] KIRYU
She said, "Chase two rabbits,
and you'll catch neither."
[08:35] KIRYU
Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't
even accept her when she was hurt.
[08:50] (Flashback) SUIREN
Keep being an announcer,
no matter what happens.
[08:56] TSUKUDA
What should I do?
[08:59] TSUKUDA
I'm glad you're here. What should I do?
[09:03] BABY
I have a message from the new
commander regarding the future.
[09:06] TSUKUDA
What?
[09:08] SUMIRE
Hey. How's it going?
[09:10] SUMIRE
Otsuki Mina just turned herself in.
[09:14] SUMIRE
She's been kicked off the Rabbit
Force for neglecting her duties
[09:18] SUMIRE
and causing social unrest.
[09:20] SUMIRE
She's been stripped of her Mina powers, too.
[09:23] TSUKUDA
No.
[09:25] SUMIRE
Now you have to swear loyalty to me.
[09:28] TSUKUDA
But...
[09:29] SUMIRE
Or will you suffer the same fate as Otsuki?
[09:32] SUMIRE
If your identity is exposed, you won't be
able to keep working as an announcer.
[09:36] SUMIRE
Your show might get canceled first, though.
[09:40] SUMIRE
Well, later.
[09:42] TSUKUDA
Nanashi!
[09:43] BABY
Shiwasu is the commander now.
[09:46] BABY
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
[10:00] KATO D
The continued existence of the new
SpoLuna is riding on this one chance!
[10:03] KATO D
Give it everything you've got, team!
[10:05] KATO D
Follow the script, Tsukuda. Got it?
[10:10] NIKAIDO
Yeah! No problem!
[10:19] TSUKUDA
Good evening. I am main caster Tsukuda Mina.
SIGN Tsukuda
Mina
[10:23] TSUKUDA
As of today, SpoLuna begins anew
with a brand new lineup.
[10:28] TSUKUDA
Assisting me is...
SIGN Mutsumune Escartin
[10:31] MUTSUMUNE
Hello. I'm Mutsumune Escartin.
[10:34] TSUKUDA
And our commentator is
former major leaguer Nikaido-san.
[10:38] NIKAIDO
Okay! You can count on me!
SIGN Nikaido Takeshi
[10:41] AD SUZUKI
They're off to a good start.
[10:43] KATO D
Yeah.
[10:46] SUMIRE
Since I used my authority
to put a little pressure on her,
[10:49] SUMIRE
Tsukishiro-chan will be forced to yield.
[10:52] SUMIRE
You've got a good junior.
You have nothing to worry about.
[10:59] TSUKUDA
I'd like to start
[11:01] TSUKUDA
by apologizing for the scandal caused by
Koshu Suiren, who quit last week...
[11:10] KATO D
What's she doing?
[11:14] TSUKUDA
Suiren-senpai, don't give up.
[11:18] KATO D
Hey, that's not what the script says!
[11:22] AD SUZUKI
Kato-san, we're on air.
[11:24] KATO D
Let go of me! My dream!
[11:28] TSUKUDA
Otsuki Mina-san told me to seize everything.
[11:32] TSUKUDA
Suiren-senpai told me we gain
something important even when we lose.
[11:37] TSUKUDA
I want all of that, too.
[11:40] TSUKUDA
Both winning and losing.
[11:42] TSUKUDA
Both happiness and disappointment.
[11:46] TSUKUDA
All the things I encounter.
[11:48] KATO D
I'm done for!
[11:51] AD SUZUKI
Are you sure about that?
[11:53] AD SUZUKI
The viewers aren't idiots.
[11:59] TSUKUDA
That's how I feel now.
[12:01] SUIREN
Could it be?
[12:03] SUMIRE
That dumb girl.
[12:05] NIKAIDO
What?
[12:08] MUTSUMUNE
Tsukudani...
[12:13] ONOUE
What is she doing?
[12:16] SUIREN
You idiot. Are you trying
to lose your announcer job?
[12:22] TSUKUDA
Jujitsu.
SIGN Tsukishiro
[12:44] WOMAN
Tsukishiro Mina is always so pretty.
[12:54] KANJI
Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?
[12:56] YOSHIMI
What?!
[12:58] NIKAIDO
Unbelievable!
[13:02] TSUKISHIRO
As both Tsukuda Mina and Tsukishiro Mina,
[13:06] TSUKISHIRO
I want it all!
[13:08] ONOUE
She did it. She doesn't mean
to give up on anything.
[13:14] ONOUE
It's the viewers who will decide now.
[13:29] HENCHMINA
Tsukishiro Mina is breaking through the armor.
[13:33] SUMIRE
Damn that dumb kid.
[13:41] TSUKISHIRO
Isn't that right, Senpai?
[13:46] SUIREN
You dummy.
[13:48] SUMIRE
Ouch...
[13:51] SUMIRE
You think you can get away with doing this?
[13:52] TSUKISHIRO
Let's go, Suiren-senpai.
[13:54] SUMIRE
Hey!
[14:00] SUMIRE
Otsuki Mina and Tsukishiro Mina are under
arrest for escaping and assisting an escape.
[14:06] SUMIRE
All vessels, open fire.
SIGN Caster Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?!
[14:20] BABY
You must be Kiryu-dono. I have a request.
[14:24] KIRYU
You...
[14:25] BABY
There's no time.
[14:27] BABY
I'd like you to broadcast this.
SIGN Tsukishiro
[14:31] WOMAN
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina.
[14:34] ALL
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
[14:36] ALL
You can do it, Otsuki Mina!
[14:38] ALL
We're counting on you, Otsuki Mina!
[14:39] ALL
You've got this, Tsukishiro Mina!
[14:41] ALL
You can do it!
[14:43] ALL
Good luck!
[14:48] KANJI
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
[14:57] NAKORU
Jujitsu.
[15:01] TAKANASHI
Jujitsu.
[15:05] TSUTSUJI
Duwah!
[15:08] TSUTSUJI
No, wait. I mean Jujitsu.
[15:17] BOTH
Jujitsu.
SIGN Shiwasu's vessel opens fire!!
[15:28] AKIYAMA
Jujitsu.
[15:30] AKIYAMA
I'll be back, master.
[15:42] HARUMINA
Time for Jujitsu.
[15:46] KISARAGI
Here we go, yo.
[15:48] SHIMOTSUKI
Kisaragi-sensei.
[15:54] GUARD A
Kiryu-san, please.
[15:56] GUARD A
You can't go in there.
[15:57] KIRYU
Oh, yeah?
[16:00] GUARD A
Hey, stop!
[16:06] KIRYU
I've got the scoop on
the criticism against Otsuki!
[16:09] KIRYU
Broadcast this!
[16:10] NIKAIDO
You no longer work for SpoLuna.
[16:18] KIRYU
Mutsumune!
[16:21] MUTSUMUNE
You can count on me, Kiryu-san.
[16:25] KATO D
Don't let Mutsumune leave!
[16:26] AD SUZUKI
But...
[16:34] MUTSUMUNE
Someone help!
[16:38] ONOUE
We'll play this during the show.
[16:42] MUTSUMUNE
Ono P?
[16:44] KATO D
What are you talking about?
[16:45] KATO D
What about the script?
Who's going to be the announcer?
[16:49] ONOUE
I'll do it.
[16:50] BOTH
What?
[16:51] ONOUE
Despite how I seem, I used to be
in the announcer club, you know.
[16:59] SHIWASU
You think you can defeat me,
commander of Earth's Rabbit Force?
[17:03] SHIWASU
I'll make you do hard
mochi-pounding labor on the moon
[17:06] SHIWASU
or ship you off to a frontier planet.
[17:09] SHIWASU
All ships, destroy them!
[17:20] SHIWASU
What?
[17:25] TAMAMUSHI
Cherry Teardrop!
[17:32] MINAZUKI
Mini Tomato Boom Boom!
[17:39] SATSUKI
Here we go!
[17:46] AKIYAMA
Lotus Revolver!
[17:54] SHIMOTSUKI
Kisaragi-sensei, you finally acknowledged me.
[17:59] KISARAGI
Sure.
[18:05] SHIMOTSUKI
Sensei!
[18:15] TSUKISHIRO
Guys...
[18:18] SHIWASU
Are you...?
[18:21] MINAZUKI
Our feelings are united.
[18:23] SATSUKI
That's right. Shiwasu-han,
we don't consider you our commander.
[18:28] TAMAMUSHI
Can you afford to antagonize
all of Japan's Minas?
[18:33] BABY
Your plot will be exposed soon.
[18:36] BABY
Take a look at this.
[18:39] ONOUE
The SpoLuna staff have acquired
the truth about Shiwasu Mina.
[18:45] ONOUE
Take a look.
[18:47] SUMIRE
I know, I know.
[18:49] YAYOI
This all started because Otsuki Mina
took your universe's number one Mina spot.
[18:54] YAYOI
I thought you were just going to get back
at her by being a little nasty to her.
[18:59] SUMIRE
Quiet!
[19:00] SUMIRE
What if someone's listening?
[19:03] SUMIRE
Wait a minute.
[19:04] SUMIRE
Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything?
[19:08] ONOUE
As you saw in this video,
this disturbance was a plot
[19:12] ONOUE
created by Shiwasu Mina because
she was jealous of Otsuki Mina's popularity.
[19:17] SHIWASU
Crap! How did they get this?
[19:20] BABY
I secretly filmed you.
[19:23] TSUKISHIRO
Senpai, look.
[19:27] VOICE
You can do it, Otsuki Mina!
[19:27] VOICE
You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
[19:32] TSUKISHIRO
Senpai.
[19:33] SUIREN
I feel like kicking some butt now, too.
[19:36] TSUKISHIRO
Nobody will complain about it today.
[19:38] TSUKISHIRO
Should we do it?
[19:39] SUIREN
Yeah.
[19:42] SUIREN
Jujitsu.
[20:11] SHIWASU
Oh, fine. I'll just destroy all of you.
[20:20] OTSUKI
Let's do this, Tsukishiro.
[20:21] TSUKISHIRO
Yes, Senpai.
[20:24] SHIWASU
Take this!
[20:36] BOTH
Go!
[21:02] YAYOI
What shall we do, miss?
[21:06] SHIWASU
Now that it's come to this...
[21:09] SHIWASU
We'll have to temporarily
retreat to the Mina Planet.
[21:12] SHIWASU
See you later, earthlings!
[21:19] TSUKISHIRO
Senpai.
[21:30] AD SUZUKI
We're being flooded with calls and messages
[21:32] AD SUZUKI
in support of announcer Suiren
returning to Luna TV.
[21:37] ONOUE
That settles that.
[21:40] KATO D
Ahem. To the future success of SpoLuna.
[21:46] KATO D
Cheers!
[21:48] ALL
Cheers!
SIGN Tsukishima Shopping Center
[22:15] MAN
Are you working at Luna TV this morning?
[22:18] WOMAN
We heard you got the morning show.
[22:20] MAN
Good luck.
[22:22] TSUKUDA
Thank you.
[22:23] TSUKUDA
I'll do my best again today.
[22:31] TSUKUDA
Wait!
[22:33] TSUKUDA
I mustn't run, even if I'm running late.
[22:43] VEGETABLE MAN
Mina-chan.
[22:46] VEGETABLE MAN
Chew on this.
[22:49] TSUKUDA
Thanks, mister.
[22:55] TSUKUDA
Jujitsu.
[22:59] TSUKISHIRO
I'd better hurry.
SIGN See you later
[24:25] HAIBARA
A strange rumor is spreading
among part-time workers.
[24:28] HAIBARA
According to information we received,
the female part-timer is a bespectacled beauty
[24:33] HAIBARA
who takes various part-time
positions all over Japan,
[24:36] HAIBARA
leaving powerful impressions
on the people who meet her.
[24:39] AD SUZUKI
H-san—no, Haibara Minamo-san,
[24:42] AD SUZUKI
who are you really?
[24:45] HAIBARA
You've grown, Suzuki-san.
[24:47] TSUKUDA
Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,
"The Legend of Akiyama Mina."
[24:51] HAIBARA
Now that's a secret.
[24:53] TSUKUDA
Whoa!