Migi&Dali

After finally adopting a child, the Sonoyamas were unprepared for the mystery that would soon unravel. Hitori seems to be the perfect son for his loving parents. He's handsome, intelligent, and grateful for his new lavish life—but he has a dark secret. Hitori is actually the twins Migi and Dali pretending to be one boy. And they have a terrifying motive behind their hidden identity.

Season 1

E1 - Migi and Dali
E2 - Welcome Party
E3 - Let's make friends
E4 - Be a good student
E5 - Water Flea's Song
E6 - Who Killed the Parent Bird?
E7 - It Wasn't a Ghost
E8 - Two ≠ One
E9 - Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill
E10 - Beavers vs Mother Ichijo
E11 - Upside-Down Woman
E12 - Our Revenge
E13 - Migi and Dali

Season 1

E1 - Migi and Dali

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[00:23] ---
    DECEMBER, 1989
[00:29] ---
    SORAMAME HOUSE
[00:49] ---
    Oh my.
[00:51] ---
    Oh.
[00:53] ---
    -Hey, look.
    -Whoa.
[00:55] ---
    Darling, why don't we adopt all of them?
[00:58] ---
    I wish we could, but…
[01:00] ---
    We are both elderly…
[01:03] ---
    Yes, I know.
[01:05] ---
    Only one.
[01:07] ---
    -Bye bye!
    -See you!
[01:10] ---
    Let's come back tomorrow, shall we?
[01:13] ---
    Yes, let's.
[01:19] ---
    Oh!
[01:21] ---
    Be not gone with the wind!
[01:28] ---
    I got it.
[01:30] ---
    Oh!
[01:33] ---
    Oh! Thank you!
[01:35] ---
    I will come for it tomorrow!
[01:37] ---
    Keep it for me, will you?
[01:38] ---
    Yes.
[01:42] ---
    Oh my… Have you ever seen
    a boy so beautiful?
[01:45] ---
    Even so…
[01:47] ---
    Right.
[01:48] ---
    We mustn't choose a child
    for his appearance.
[01:53] ---
    Hmm?
[01:55] ---
    It must be an autumn shower.
[01:58] ---
    Dear. Wipers.
[01:59] ---
    Yes.
[02:03] ---
    Oh?
[02:14] ---
    Dear. That child…
[02:17] ---
    Yes…
[03:52] ---
    FEBRUARY, 1990
[03:53] ---
    Finally, the day has come.
[03:56] ---
    It feels like a dream.
[03:58] ---
    To think that
    a childless pair like you and me
[04:01] ---
    would become the parents
    of a little boy today.
[04:07] ---
    He's here!
[04:09] ---
    Let the three of us become
[04:12] ---
    a happy family.
[04:29] ---
    Whoa…
[04:38] ---
    From today on
[04:39] ---
    this is your room, Hitori.
[04:41] ---
    This is my room?
[04:44] ---
    Is it too childish for a boy your age?
[04:47] ---
    It might have been better
    with a different pattern for the bed.
[04:50] ---
    No.
[04:51] ---
    I love stars!
[04:54] ---
    I'm glad.
[04:56] ---
    We can decorate it together
[04:58] ---
    to make it a beautiful room for you.
[05:00] ---
    Yes!
[05:02] ---
    Darling, can you get me a boxcutter?
[05:04] ---
    One moment.
[05:06] ---
    Now where is it… Huh?
[05:12] ---
    Did we receive such a big box?
[05:18] ---
    -Where did you--
    -Uhm!
[05:20] ---
    -Hm?
    -Huh?
[05:21] ---
    Would it be okay if I decorated myself?
[05:25] ---
    -Oh.
    -Hm.
[05:27] ---
    Why, of course.
[05:29] ---
    You can do whatever you want.
[05:31] ---
    This room is your castle, Hitori.
[05:34] ---
    Thank you so much.
[05:36] ---
    Then we will go downstairs
    and start making dinner.
[05:40] ---
    I'll come get you when it's ready.
[05:43] ---
    Yes.
[06:12] ---
    Let's tidy up.
[06:14] ---
    Yes.
[06:28] ---
    Hitori.
[06:35] ---
    Wow.
[06:36] ---
    -You're done already?
    -Yes.
[06:39] ---
    That's incredible.
[06:41] ---
    Right. Dinner will be ready
    in just a moment.
[06:45] ---
    Let's go downstairs.
[06:46] ---
    Your mother made so much food
[06:48] ---
    the table is filled to the brink.
[06:51] ---
    It's excessive…
[06:53] ---
    He's gone.
[07:07] ---
    This is the best meal I've ever had.
[07:10] ---
    Oh my, you're so genuine.
[07:14] ---
    Hitori.
[07:15] ---
    How were the clothes we got you?
[07:18] ---
    There were a lot in your room, right?
[07:22] ---
    Oh… That's…
[07:24] ---
    All of them were too small…
[07:25] ---
    Oh. I'm so sorry.
[07:28] ---
    We will go get new ones for you.
[07:31] ---
    What kind of clothes do you like?
[07:34] ---
    Then…
[07:36] ---
    Two sets of clothes just like these.
[07:38] ---
    No!
[07:39] ---
    You aren't Steve Jobs!
[07:41] ---
    You don't have to hold back, Hitori.
[07:43] ---
    Exactly. Don't you want
    to wear different clothes every day?
[07:47] ---
    No.
[07:48] ---
    I feel the most comfortable
    in clothes like these ones.
[07:52] ---
    Really?
[07:54] ---
    I'll go to the mall and look for
    something like those for you, then.
[07:57] ---
    Thank you so much.
[07:59] ---
    -Eat as much as you can.
    -Yes.
[08:03] ---
    Let me help.
[08:04] ---
    Thank you.
[08:10] ---
    -Hitori, you'll be 13 this year, right?
    -Yes.
[08:14] ---
    At the orphanage
[08:16] ---
    the others teased me
    for being small for my age.
[08:19] ---
    A boy like you
    will grow taller in no time.
[08:23] ---
    That's right.
[08:24] ---
    With your mother's food,
    you'll grow both taller and wider.
[08:28] ---
    Dear, what do you mean by that?
[08:32] ---
    -Oh, you.
    -It's all out of love.
[08:38] ---
    I'm so full.
[08:40] ---
    Darling.
[08:42] ---
    You haven't even touched the jambalaya.
[08:44] ---
    But my dear, you made
    too much food tonight.
[08:48] ---
    Even so…
[08:49] ---
    The jambalaya…
[08:53] ---
    Mom.
[08:54] ---
    Huh?
[08:58] ---
    Can I have some jambalaya?
[09:03] ---
    Of course my dear!
[09:05] ---
    I'll do it.
[09:06] ---
    Yes.
[09:55] ---
    Go ahead.
[09:57] ---
    Thank you so much.
[10:05] ---
    Mom.
[10:07] ---
    The jambalaya is amazing!
[10:11] ---
    Thank you so much.
[10:12] ---
    Hitori.
[10:24] ---
    Oh, perfect timing, Hitori.
[10:27] ---
    Could you massage my shoulders for me?
[10:29] ---
    Your… shoulders?
[10:33] ---
    I'll tell you how. Come over here.
[10:36] ---
    Yes.
[10:45] ---
    That's good.
[10:46] ---
    You're doing great.
[10:48] ---
    Now knead instead.
[10:50] ---
    Yes.
[10:52] ---
    That's right. Use your thumbs.
[10:57] ---
    Maybe go back to pummeling in that place.
[11:00] ---
    Yes.
[11:03] ---
    A bit more gentle.
[11:06] ---
    Kneading is better, I think.
[11:13] ---
    Oh…
[11:15] ---
    I'm so sorry, Hitori.
[11:17] ---
    I got carried away.
[11:20] ---
    I always dreamed of
    having my son massage my shoulders.
[11:24] ---
    -Me too.
    -Oh?
[11:26] ---
    I also dreamed of it.
[11:29] ---
    Really?
[11:31] ---
    Then maybe it is okay
    to go on for a bit longer.
[11:34] ---
    Yes.
[11:37] ---
    Pummel, hard.
[11:39] ---
    Now knead
[11:42] ---
    Pummel.
[11:44] ---
    Knead.
[11:45] ---
    Pummel.
[11:46] ---
    Knead.
[11:47] ---
    Knead, pummel.
[11:48] ---
    Pummel, knead.
[11:50] ---
    Wow, Hitori, you're amazing.
[11:54] ---
    Even though I make
    so many demands, you adapt so well.
[12:00] ---
    That's a good skill to have.
[12:06] ---
    Thank you.
[12:13] ---
    The first day was a success.
[12:16] ---
    Don't let your guard down, Migi.
[12:18] ---
    Let us proceed with caution.
[12:20] ---
    No need to lecture me, Dali.
[12:23] ---
    Let us proceed with caution.
[12:26] ---
    As one person.
[12:35] ---
    Here, I guess.
[12:38] ---
    Migi.
[12:39] ---
    Let's stop for now.
[12:40] ---
    Huh?
[12:43] ---
    It's almost morning.
[12:47] ---
    Good morning, Hitori.
[12:49] ---
    Did you sleep well last night?
[12:51] ---
    Yes.
[12:52] ---
    I slept like a rock.
[12:54] ---
    Ah.
[12:56] ---
    Hitori.
[12:57] ---
    You don't have to be so polite to us.
[13:00] ---
    That's right. You're our son, after all.
[13:05] ---
    Yes.
    I will do my best.
[13:12] ---
    Hitori seems to
[13:13] ---
    still hold back around us.
[13:17] ---
    It would seem so.
[13:18] ---
    I want to give him as many
    childhood memories as I can.
[13:22] ---
    Like baking a cherry pie with his mother.
[13:25] ---
    Or riding on his father's shoulders.
[13:30] ---
    Huh?
[13:31] ---
    Darling,
[13:32] ---
    the one who wants to do that is you.
[13:35] ---
    -Same goes for you.
    -What?
[13:41] ---
    I found it.
[13:43] ---
    It's this one.
[13:51] ---
    Mom.
[13:53] ---
    Oh, Hitori.
[13:55] ---
    Can I sit next to you and read too?
[13:58] ---
    Yes, of course.
[14:02] ---
    Whoa.
[14:04] ---
    Cherry pie looks so delicious.
[14:07] ---
    I hope I can try one someday.
[14:12] ---
    But I'm sure
[14:13] ---
    this kind of food
[14:16] ---
    only exists in my dreams.
[14:19] ---
    -It's real!
    -Oh?
[14:23] ---
    How about you and I
    make a cherry pie?
[14:27] ---
    Now turn the dough while rolling it out.
[14:31] ---
    Oh, it's getting round.
[14:33] ---
    It's easy if you just remember the steps.
[14:36] ---
    I memorized them already.
[14:38] ---
    Oho.
    Really?
[14:40] ---
    -What flour do you use for dusting?
    -Bread flour.
[14:43] ---
    -You preheat the oven at how many degrees?
    -200 degrees.
[14:46] ---
    -What do you use to gather the seeds?
    -A dough scraper.
[14:49] ---
    You're such a fast learner!
[14:51] ---
    Only because you are so good at teaching.
[14:56] ---
    Okay, now.
    I'll start braiding the pie crust.
[14:59] ---
    First you lay it down horizontally,
[15:02] ---
    then skipping one, you bend…
[15:04] ---
    Bend… Bend and…
[15:06] ---
    No, that's not right.
[15:09] ---
    Shit!
[15:10] ---
    I'm bad at switching back and forth!
[15:12] ---
    I get so confused as to which is which.
[15:19] ---
    Yes, I'm coming!
[15:30] ---
    Sorry about that.
[15:36] ---
    Wow!
[15:37] ---
    It wasn't hard for you at all!
[15:43] ---
    You know,
[15:44] ---
    I always dreamed of
    making cherry pies with my child.
[15:48] ---
    Was it just like you'd hoped?
[15:51] ---
    No.
[15:52] ---
    The reality…
[15:55] ---
    …was both faster
    and more fun than I thought!
[15:59] ---
    Me too.
[16:01] ---
    I had fun!
[16:04] ---
    Hitori.
[16:08] ---
    Mom.
[16:10] ---
    Thank you.
[16:27] ---
    What's wrong, Hitori?
[16:30] ---
    Dad.
[16:31] ---
    I wanted to put up the birdhouse,
[16:33] ---
    but I'm too short to reach.
[16:37] ---
    That's… quite tricky.
[16:41] ---
    If only I was a little taller…
[16:45] ---
    If I was tall…
[16:50] ---
    -Hitori.
    -Huh?
[16:52] ---
    How about you ride on my shoulders?
[16:55] ---
    Or maybe…?
[16:59] ---
    -Hold on firm to my head.
    -Yes.
[17:04] ---
    I hope he'll remember this day
[17:06] ---
    as a beautiful memory.
[17:12] ---
    One.
[17:13] ---
    Two…
[17:14] ---
    Three!
[17:15] ---
    To the sky!
[17:20] ---
    Sheesh, Dear.
[17:22] ---
    What on Earth were you doing?
[17:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:26] ---
    It's because…
[17:27] ---
    I was too heavy…
[17:29] ---
    That's not true, Hitori.
[17:31] ---
    It's me.
[17:32] ---
    I'm too weak.
[17:35] ---
    It's fine.
[17:36] ---
    I'll just rest for a bit.
[17:38] ---
    Then you can ride my shoulders.
[17:41] ---
    Dad.
[17:45] ---
    Can you believe that senile man?
[17:47] ---
    And old man like him
[17:49] ---
    obviously can't carry us.
[17:52] ---
    And yet.
[17:53] ---
    If he doesn't lift us up,
    the plan will fail.
[17:59] ---
    Migi.
    I have a good idea.
[18:02] ---
    Dali.
[18:02] ---
    So do I.
[18:06] ---
    Okay, let's do it.
[18:08] ---
    Wait, please.
[18:09] ---
    I'm still not
[18:10] ---
    ready to try…
[18:12] ---
    Hitori.
[18:13] ---
    Me neither.
[18:17] ---
    I'm also not ready just yet.
[18:21] ---
    But I cannot fail again.
[18:26] ---
    I have one try.
[18:28] ---
    Prepare yourself…
[18:29] ---
    …and do it!
[18:34] ---
    I'm ready!
[18:37] ---
    Let's go.
[18:39] ---
    One.
[18:40] ---
    Two, and…
[18:42] ---
    three!
[18:51] ---
    I did it.
[18:52] ---
    It's a success.
[18:54] ---
    Now, the bird box…
[18:58] ---
    I put it up.
[18:59] ---
    You did?
[19:01] ---
    You're quick.
[19:02] ---
    Show me, will you?
[19:08] ---
    What's wrong, Hitori?
[19:11] ---
    Are you afraid of heights?
[19:14] ---
    Yes.
[19:15] ---
    I'm scared.
[19:18] ---
    Oh, I see.
[19:20] ---
    You're scared.
[19:26] ---
    Dad.
[19:27] ---
    Yes?
[19:32] ---
    Thank you.
[19:37] ---
    Hitori…
[19:39] ---
    So far so good.
[19:40] ---
    Everything is exactly as we wanted.
[19:44] ---
    We've won that old couple over well.
[19:47] ---
    And we made new discoveries.
[19:50] ---
    We can make our body weight become zero.
[19:54] ---
    And the old man has a bad back.
[19:56] ---
    The back of his head smells musty.
[19:59] ---
    She has a short temper.
[20:02] ---
    And cherry pie is delicious.
[20:05] ---
    And…
[21:40] ---
    SORAMAME HOUSE
[21:42] ---
    Did you hear?
[21:44] ---
    Next week, someone will
    come looking for a kid.
[21:47] ---
    -Really?
    -Yeah!
[21:49] ---
    They said it's a couple
    from Origon Village.
[21:52] ---
    Origon Village?
[21:53] ---
    That means they're wealthy!
[21:55] ---
    But
[21:56] ---
    they're only looking for one child.
[21:59] ---
    One…
[22:05] ---
    We have waited forever for this day.
[22:10] ---
    Origon Village…
[22:18] ---
    Hey, me too!
[22:23] ---
    Dali. This is bad.
[22:25] ---
    They'll end up choosing the chubster.
[22:27] ---
    Don't be so worried, Migi.
[22:30] ---
    We will
[22:31] ---
    leave a strong impression at the end.
[22:38] ---
    How is it?
[22:42] ---
    They're here.
[22:48] ---
    Okay. I caught it.
[22:53] ---
    I got it.
[23:01] ---
    -Okay.
    -Next!
[23:07] ---
    Now!
[23:28] ---
    Child.
[23:29] ---
    What is your name?
[23:32] ---
    My name
[23:36] ---
    is Hitori.
[23:37] ---

Season 1

E2 - Welcome Party

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[00:00] ---
    1983
[00:05] ---
    IN THE MOUNTAINS OF ORIGON VILLAGE,
    IN KITA WARD OF KOBE CITY
[02:05] ---
    1990
[02:07] ---
    Is Hitori in the bath?
[02:10] ---
    Yes, he finally went.
[02:13] ---
    Guess now is the time, then.
[02:16] ---
    Let's talk about you-know-what.
[02:20] ---
    The two of us will live as one
[02:23] ---
    in this home.
[02:25] ---
    We have to
[02:26] ---
    carry this through.
[02:28] ---
    Though, Dali…
[02:30] ---
    …that old couple
[02:32] ---
    may be stronger than we thought.
[02:35] ---
    To think they're
    washing their bodies with this.
[02:39] ---
    We just have to be on our guard, Migi.
[02:43] ---
    Does your skin get more layers every year?
[02:46] ---
    They're in their sixties,
    so that's 60 layers…
[02:49] ---
    That must be it.
[02:59] ---
    Hitori.
[03:03] ---
    Are you enjoying the bath?
[03:08] ---
    Oh my.
[03:10] ---
    You're using it so well.
[03:14] ---
    I'll put a pair of pajamas and a towel, okay?
[03:17] ---
    Okay.
[03:21] ---
    Huh?
[03:25] ---
    There are two sets of clothes.
[03:32] ---
    Guess he put out two days' worth.
[03:37] ---
    That was close.
[03:39] ---
    She almost found out there are two of us.
[03:43] ---
    Hey. She mentioned pajamas…
[03:50] ---
    Just wait for your turn tomorrow, Dali.
[03:54] ---
    Huh?
[03:55] ---
    You want a reason to wear pajamas?
[03:57] ---
    Yes.
[03:58] ---
    I didn't wear any at the orphanage.
[04:01] ---
    Well,
[04:03] ---
    maybe because pajamas
[04:04] ---
    are something you wear
    when you sleep in your own home.
[04:08] ---
    Your home?
[04:09] ---
    That's right.
[04:11] ---
    This place is your home now, Hitori.
[04:13] ---
    And we are a family.
[04:19] ---
    Okay, all set.
[04:21] ---
    Your hair is so pretty, Hitori.
[04:25] ---
    I hate this hair.
[04:27] ---
    Why?
[04:29] ---
    At the orphanage
[04:30] ---
    everyone said my hair was weird.
[04:37] ---
    Hitori.
[04:38] ---
    Being different from others
    is a beautiful thing.
[04:42] ---
    Sardine's name is pretty too.
[04:45] ---
    Right, Sardine?
[04:47] ---
    See?
[04:49] ---
    Besides,
[04:50] ---
    if your hair is weird
[04:53] ---
    then aren't I
[04:54] ---
    the oddest of all?
[04:59] ---
    Then that means
[05:00] ---
    I'm the oddestest!
[05:02] ---
    The oddestest?
[05:03] ---
    The oddestestest.
[05:05] ---
    The oddestestest!
[05:09] ---
    You really looked like
    a parent and child, Migi.
[05:13] ---
    Stop saying eerie stuff, Dali.
[05:15] ---
    We need this to be a base, you know.
[05:17] ---
    Somewhere to investigate
    the people of this village.
[05:20] ---
    We need to move to the next step.
[05:23] ---
    Yes. Let's head outside.
[05:31] ---
    Hitori.
[05:34] ---
    Do you have a second?
[05:36] ---
    Mom and Dad are going out for a bit.
[05:39] ---
    We have an errand to run.
[05:43] ---
    Really?
[05:45] ---
    Can I come?
[05:46] ---
    Oh, well, uhm…
[05:49] ---
    But Sardine!
[05:51] ---
    Sardine will be lonely if you go.
[05:54] ---
    So Hitori,
[05:56] ---
    can you stay home alone for a little?
[05:59] ---
    Okay.
[06:01] ---
    We'll get going, then.
[06:06] ---
    That was suspicious.
[06:09] ---
    I think they're hiding something from us.
[06:13] ---
    OUR ROOM
[06:14] ---
    In that case…
[06:21] ---
    This is…
[06:22] ---
    …their bedroom.
[06:33] ---
    Migi.
[06:44] ---
    I found something strange.
[06:47] ---
    What is it?
[06:47] ---
    A triangle with three strings.
[06:51] ---
    I think I know, Dali.
[06:57] ---
    Let's do it.
[07:06] ---
    I guess inside the house won't work.
[07:09] ---
    Pffh.
[07:15] ---
    What's with this beast!
[07:17] ---
    Migi.
[07:17] ---
    It wants the cloth.
[07:27] ---
    That pesky animal.
[07:29] ---
    Let's continue.
[07:30] ---
    That room is next.
[07:33] ---
    This must be the old man's room.
[07:38] ---
    INTIMATE WRITINGS
[07:39] ---
    Knocking on my heart,
    little fists, a work of art,
    pummeling my shoulder.
[07:48] ---
    Pain stakes its own claim,
    Yet cannot defame
    A ride on my shoulder
[07:54] ---
    The epitome of glee
    Striped pajamas
    Hitori
[07:58] ---
    Musty and stale,
[07:59] ---
    a back so very frail,
[08:01] ---
    absolute fail.
[08:05] ---
    We haven't really
[08:07] ---
    found anything.
[08:12] ---
    Maybe
[08:14] ---
    this old couple has no secrets.
[08:19] ---
    There's something underneath the picture.
[08:22] ---
    What is it?
[08:27] ---
    I knew it. These two…
[08:29] ---
    are hiding things.
[08:37] ---
    This is the old man.
[08:39] ---
    And this beautiful woman…
[08:43] ---
    It's definitely not the old lady.
[08:46] ---
    Dali. This is…
[08:48] ---
    She must be his lover.
[08:51] ---
    What did you make that face for?
[08:53] ---
    Everyone…
[08:55] ---
    …has secrets.
[08:59] ---
    This is the last room on this floor.
[09:05] ---
    It looks like…
[09:07] ---
    …a closet.
[09:09] ---
    That's why they smell musty.
[09:16] ---
    Dali, wait.
[09:18] ---
    What? Are you scared, Migi?
[09:20] ---
    Of course not.
[09:22] ---
    But that getup of yours…
[09:24] ---
    It's to mask the stench of the clothes.
[09:34] ---
    What is this little room?
[09:37] ---
    Something feels off.
[09:39] ---
    Dali…
[09:40] ---
    There's no air in here.
[09:44] ---
    I need fresh air.
[09:49] ---
    It's human hair.
[09:52] ---
    Why is there human hair in here?
[09:55] ---
    The old lady is always stroking my hair.
[09:57] ---
    Do you think it has
    something to do with this?
[10:07] ---
    Stop it!
[10:09] ---
    Beast! Let him go!
[10:10] ---
    Not letting go, huh?
[10:14] ---
    That was a car.
[10:15] ---
    They're back.
[10:17] ---
    Do you think…
[10:18] ---
    it was trying to tell us?
[10:21] ---
    Do you…
[10:22] ---
    want to serve us?
[10:30] ---
    Hurry up, Darling,
[10:31] ---
    before he sees us.
[10:33] ---
    I know, I know.
[10:38] ---
    That's suspicious.
[10:53] ---
    We have to
[10:54] ---
    make sure he doesn't
    find out about the welcome party.
[10:58] ---
    A welcome party?
[10:59] ---
    Yes.
[11:00] ---
    He has to cover his eyes
[11:01] ---
    at three o'clock tomorrow.
[11:03] ---
    When I bring this out in front of him
[11:07] ---
    he'll be so surprised.
[11:09] ---
    Makes me want to boogie-woogie.
[11:24] ---
    They'll use that machine
[11:25] ---
    to shave our hair off.
[11:27] ---
    To make wigs…
[11:29] ---
    Hitori's welcome party is actually
[11:31] ---
    a ceremonial scalping.
[11:33] ---
    What a hobby.
[11:35] ---
    I never would've guessed
[11:37] ---
    our hair was what they wanted.
[11:42] ---
    We cannot
[11:44] ---
    allow this to happen.
[11:46] ---
    We have to retaliate.
[11:50] ---
    We will not
[11:51] ---
    be scalped without a fight.
[11:54] ---
    Hitori,
[11:55] ---
    the welcome party is about to start.
[11:57] ---
    Are you ready?
[11:59] ---
    Yes, Dad.
[12:01] ---
    Dear, the guests will be here soon.
[12:04] ---
    I can't decide what dress to wear.
[12:06] ---
    This is my favorite, but…
[12:07] ---
    it makes me look fat.
[12:10] ---
    It looks great on you.
[12:12] ---
    Come on,
[12:14] ---
    take this seriously.
[12:16] ---
    Oh, I'm at a loss then.
[12:18] ---
    Black clothes would be great.
[12:20] ---
    Both Dad and Mom.
[12:23] ---
    Hitori.
[12:24] ---
    Black, you say?
[12:25] ---
    Won't it look like
    we're going to a funeral?
[12:28] ---
    But if you both wear black,
[12:31] ---
    the whole family will be matching.
[12:38] ---
    Okay, that's good.
[12:40] ---
    That'll teach them…
[12:42] ---
    …what happens if you try to deceive us.
[12:47] ---
    Cheers!
[12:49] ---
    Cheers!
[12:52] ---
    Let us introduce
[12:54] ---
    our son, Hitori Sonoyama.
[12:57] ---
    I'm Hitori.
[12:58] ---
    It's nice to meet you.
[13:00] ---
    Do your best, Dali.
[13:03] ---
    I'm counting on you, Migi.
[13:07] ---
    This is the Ichijo family.
[13:09] ---
    Hello, I'm Reiko Ichijo.
[13:12] ---
    How old are you, Hitori?
[13:14] ---
    I'll be 13 this year.
[13:16] ---
    Oh my.
[13:17] ---
    You're the same age as my Eiji.
[13:21] ---
    I'm Eiji.
[13:22] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[13:23] ---
    You too.
[13:24] ---
    This is my little sister, Karen.
[13:27] ---
    Hello.
[13:29] ---
    Where do you go to school?
[13:31] ---
    We're still not sure.
[13:33] ---
    Enrolling him at this time
    of year is so bothersome.
[13:37] ---
    In that case
[13:38] ---
    until he enrolls,
[13:40] ---
    you should make him a boy scout.
[13:42] ---
    Oh, Mrs. Tsutsumi.
[13:43] ---
    It's fun to be a scout,
[13:46] ---
    isn't it Maruta?
[13:47] ---
    Flag signaling is awesome.
[13:49] ---
    Putting up tents,
[13:51] ---
    making curry,
[13:52] ---
    tying ropes and flag signaling.
[13:54] ---
    Making fires and picking up trash.
[13:56] ---
    Also, flag signaling is awesome.
[14:01] ---
    U
[14:02] ---
    R
[14:03] ---
    O
[14:04] ---
    D
[14:05] ---
    D
[14:06] ---
    You're so good at it.
[14:09] ---
    What did it mean?
[14:11] ---
    It means 'nice to meet you.'
[14:14] ---
    What's your problem?
[14:16] ---
    Here, candy.
[14:18] ---
    My folks told me to give it to you.
[14:20] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[14:22] ---
    Who're you?
[14:23] ---
    Akiyama.
[14:25] ---
    Do you like birds?
[14:27] ---
    Huh?
[14:28] ---
    I saw the bird house in your yard.
[14:30] ---
    Oh!
[14:32] ---
    Part of my name means 'bird'.
[14:34] ---
    Though I can't fly.
[14:38] ---
    I see.
[14:39] ---
    I would've never guessed.
[14:41] ---
    You went to the orphanage
[14:43] ---
    just two months ago, right?
[14:45] ---
    The procedure went so quickly.
[14:48] ---
    You know, Origon Village
    makes a difference.
[14:52] ---
    It's kind of a special area.
[14:54] ---
    They did everything fast for us.
[14:56] ---
    Right, it's so…
[14:57] ---
    Now, Migi.
[15:00] ---
    Okay, Dali.
[15:08] ---
    Shit!
[15:10] ---
    This red wine is super spicy!
[15:12] ---
    Water! Water!
[15:13] ---
    Mom, are you okay?
[15:15] ---
    Here, water.
[15:16] ---
    Thanks.
[15:19] ---
    It's still spicy!
[15:21] ---
    Here, water.
[15:23] ---
    It's still spicy!
[15:25] ---
    Here, water.
[15:28] ---
    Actually, that isn't water.
[15:30] ---
    It's clear liquor.
[15:38] ---
    I won't go easy on you.
[15:42] ---
    Next, right hand on blue.
[15:44] ---
    Dad, come here.
[15:48] ---
    You look great, Dad.
[15:50] ---
    I do?
[15:52] ---
    We used olive oil.
[15:55] ---
    We finished preparing for them to burn.
[15:58] ---
    Now, at three…
[16:00] ---
    When the ceremony starts,
[16:01] ---
    we'll pass the 30 degree heat
    from the western window through this…
[16:06] ---
    When it hits those two,
    the oil and alcohol will do its job.
[16:11] ---
    Everyone will tremble.
[16:14] ---
    It's spontaneous combustion.
[16:16] ---
    They'll think it's God's punishment.
[16:19] ---
    Alright,
[16:20] ---
    who of us will be the decoy?
[16:23] ---
    -Let me do it, Dali.
    -Migi?
[16:26] ---
    I want to experience it up close.
[16:28] ---
    The moment when
    their sheep's clothing burns.
[16:33] ---
    Migi.
[16:34] ---
    I'll be as determined as you.
[16:36] ---
    I'll make sure the sun passes…
[16:38] ---
    That guy…
[16:40] ---
    Eiji Ichijo, was it?
[16:43] ---
    Sorry.
[16:44] ---
    I was looking for the restroom,
[16:46] ---
    but I got lost.
[16:48] ---
    The bathroom's downstairs.
[16:50] ---
    Thanks.
[17:01] ---
    What is it?
[17:02] ---
    Ah, no.
[17:04] ---
    Your hair is pretty.
[17:06] ---
    See you.
[17:11] ---
    He's creepy.
[17:16] ---
    Everyone,
[17:17] ---
    could you make some room please?
[17:20] ---
    Time for a bingo tournament?
[17:21] ---
    No, cheek-to-cheek dancing!
[17:23] ---
    Please humor us for a moment.
[17:26] ---
    Park it, Hitori.
[17:29] ---
    Okay, Mom.
[17:33] ---
    What is this?
[17:35] ---
    I wonder!
[17:38] ---
    It's time.
[17:39] ---
    The placement of the sun… okay.
[17:43] ---
    Oh no!
[17:45] ---
    Migi. The-plan-is-can-cel-led!
[17:49] ---
    Oh Sun, make it burn!
[17:53] ---
    Burn off the mask
    that they wear to hide their lies!
[17:59] ---
    Hitori.
[18:00] ---
    Take off the blindfold.
[18:02] ---
    Huh?
[18:08] ---
    That's weird…
[18:10] ---
    They're not on fire.
[18:13] ---
    Why?
[18:14] ---
    No way…
[18:16] ---
    Did the plan fail?
[18:19] ---
    Hitori.
[18:21] ---
    Take it off.
[18:28] ---
    It can't be…
[18:31] ---
    Damn you…
[18:35] ---
    A gift from Mom and Dad
[18:36] ---
    to our precious son!
[18:39] ---
    Thank you for coming to us.
[18:44] ---
    -Congrats!
    -Welcome!
[18:48] ---
    Oh…
[18:50] ---
    Huh?
[18:51] ---
    Hitori, are you…
[18:53] ---
    not happy?
[19:06] ---
    Oh, Hitori.
[19:09] ---
    You're so happy about it.
[19:11] ---
    It's a success, my dear.
[19:13] ---
    Oh, Darling.
[19:27] ---
    Hey.
[19:28] ---
    Don't be so mad, Migi.
[19:31] ---
    It was only a tiny fire.
[19:34] ---
    I mean,
[19:35] ---
    You froze like a dimwit.
[19:37] ---
    You'd spoil the act.
[19:41] ---
    Here, as good as new.
[19:47] ---
    I didn't think it'd actually
    be a welcome party for Hitori.
[19:54] ---
    Can you believe it?
[19:57] ---
    That beautiful woman was the old lady.
[20:00] ---
    The human body is a mystery.
[20:03] ---
    And those…
[20:05] ---
    were synthetic wigs.
[20:08] ---
    It seems like there are still
[20:10] ---
    many things we don't know.
[20:13] ---
    Mmh…
[20:14] ---
    I…
[20:16] ---
    …had no idea.
[20:18] ---
    What it feels like to be a family…
[20:27] ---
    Dali?
[20:29] ---
    Let's go, Migi.
[20:31] ---
    Dali?
[20:32] ---
    Where to?
[20:34] ---
    You know where.
[20:37] ---
    To see our mother.
[22:16] ---
    Seven years ago
[22:18] ---
    I am certain that
[22:20] ---
    our mother and we
[22:22] ---
    lived in Origon Village.
[22:47] ---
    And our mother
[22:50] ---
    died in Origon Village.
[23:03] ---
    We didn't understand back then.
[23:07] ---
    But now we do.
[23:09] ---
    Our mother…
[23:11] ---
    …was murdered by
    someone in Origon Village.
[23:13] ---
    The reason we came here as adoptees
[23:16] ---
    was to find the murderer.
[23:20] ---
    And now…
[23:21] ---
    You know, don't you?
[23:23] ---
    No need to lecture me, Dali.
[23:27] ---
    We'll kill them.
[23:29] ---
    The two of us as
[23:30] ---
    one new person.

Season 1

E4 - Be a good student

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[00:02] ---
    This is our maid,
[00:04] ---
    Mrs. Mitsuyama.
[00:06] ---
    Just call me Micchan.
[00:09] ---
    He's as cute as a canary,
    just like you said!
[00:12] ---
    Let's have a lot of good talks, okay?
[00:15] ---
    Such gorgeous hair!
    What do you call that color?
[00:18] ---
    Uh…
[00:19] ---
    What's your favorite dish your mom makes?
[00:21] ---
    Uhh…
[00:22] ---
    You're starting school tomorrow, right?
[00:27] ---
    Yes…
[00:29] ---
    That's enough for now, Micchan.
[00:32] ---
    For the past 20 years
[00:33] ---
    Micchan has been coming
    to help around the house.
[00:37] ---
    'Cause Yocchan here is a little lazy!
[00:40] ---
    Shut up, Micchan!
[00:42] ---
    Mrs. Mitsuyama.
[00:43] ---
    Is our house the only one you help clean?
[00:46] ---
    No.
[00:47] ---
    I've been in
    a lot of homes in Origon Village.
[00:52] ---
    Mrs. Mitsuyama,
[00:54] ---
    can you tell me about
    the other homes in the village?
[00:57] ---
    No can do, honey.
[00:59] ---
    Huh?
[01:00] ---
    I can't talk about the other homes.
[01:05] ---
    You were
    running your mouth just a second ago.
[01:08] ---
    Of course not.
[01:09] ---
    Imagine if she told others
    what your underpants look like.
[01:13] ---
    Oh, Dear.
[01:15] ---
    That wouldn't
    be embarrassing at all, you know!
[01:18] ---
    I mean,
[01:20] ---
    they're such cute little
    striped underpants!
[01:23] ---
    Mom!
[01:25] ---
    Oh, are your underpants striped?
[01:28] ---
    That's adorable.
[01:33] ---
    Oh? Hitori?
[03:08] ---
    It's not like
[03:10] ---
    I want to wear these!
[03:13] ---
    We are pretending to be one
    so we can search everywhere
[03:16] ---
    for our mother's murderer!
[03:18] ---
    And that's why we have no choice
[03:21] ---
    but to wear stripey underpants!
[03:23] ---
    The audacity!
[03:25] ---
    "There's nothing embarrassing
    about that whatsoever!"
[03:31] ---
    What are you laughing at?
[03:33] ---
    Do that again.
[03:36] ---
    Eh?
[03:39] ---
    Shut up, Micchan!
[03:43] ---
    They're such
    cute little striped underpants!
[03:49] ---
    We might be able to
    make use of that skill, Migi.
[03:55] ---
    It's exhausting, really!
[03:58] ---
    The Yamazakis,
[04:00] ---
    They kept saying my food was bland.
[04:03] ---
    They wouldn't notice it
    even if it were poisoned!
[04:05] ---
    Oh, you, Micchan!
[04:24] ---
    You really are the only one
[04:26] ---
    I can talk to about these things.
[04:29] ---
    Can I tell you about something too?
[04:33] ---
    What is it?
[04:35] ---
    I was thinking that maybe
[04:37] ---
    I want to change the wallpaper.
[04:39] ---
    Oh, how nice.
[04:40] ---
    What do you want instead?
[04:44] ---
    This pattern.
[04:45] ---
    Oh, paisley?
[04:47] ---
    That's very elegant.
[04:49] ---
    But you know,
[04:51] ---
    I'm still not sure of it.
[04:53] ---
    Why not?
[04:55] ---
    What if
[04:58] ---
    somewhere in the village
[05:00] ---
    someone else has a wallpaper like this?
[05:05] ---
    A paisley patterned wallpaper?
[05:09] ---
    Oh!
[05:10] ---
    One of the rooms at the Ichijos' place!
[05:13] ---
    The Ichijos…
[05:20] ---
    Yes.
[05:22] ---
    Thank you for telling me.
[05:28] ---
    So far so good. That went well.
[05:31] ---
    What a relief.
[05:34] ---
    We really
    used that old lady to our advantage.
[05:39] ---
    But Yocchan,
[05:41] ---
    it is amazing that you have Hitori now.
[05:45] ---
    I remember one time you said,
[05:48] ---
    that laundry tells you
    a lot about your love for someone.
[05:51] ---
    I know about it, you see.
[05:53] ---
    That a lazybones like you
[05:55] ---
    is happily handwashing her child's clothes.
[05:59] ---
    You really treasure him, don't you?
[06:18] ---
    Mother…
[06:42] ---
    The Ichijos' son goes to school.
[06:45] ---
    We'll begin approaching him tomorrow.
[06:49] ---
    Yeah.
[06:50] ---
    We'll search every corner of their house.
[07:07] ---
    Fully matching
[07:09] ---
    as we walk in synch.
[07:11] ---
    Time to go.
[07:12] ---
    To the house of learning.
[07:16] ---
    ORIGON VILLAGE
[07:27] ---
    -Uhm…
    -Oh, it's right there!
[07:30] ---
    -There it is!
    -I'm in 1-5.
[07:32] ---
    They're announcing the classes.
[07:34] ---
    I wonder which one I'm in.
[07:36] ---
    Let's see, you are…
[07:40] ---
    I found your name, right there!
[07:43] ---
    You are in 1-5!
[07:45] ---
    Hitori!
[07:47] ---
    Can you believe it?
[07:48] ---
    We're in the same class.
[07:50] ---
    Oh! I know you, you're…
[07:54] ---
    Akiyama.
[07:55] ---
    -I am Hitori's best friend!
    -Where is Eiji?
[07:57] ---
    -Oh, I never knew!
    -He's not there?
[08:00] ---
    You should come over soon.
[08:01] ---
    How's thrice a week?
[08:02] ---
    It's not there.
[08:06] ---
    Where is it?
[08:09] ---
    Eiji…
[08:15] ---
    Eiji is in 1-1.
[08:18] ---
    Yes, he is.
[08:20] ---
    Eiji is in the advanced class, you see.
[08:23] ---
    Advanced?
[08:24] ---
    Yeah.
[08:25] ---
    Suppose you could say
[08:28] ---
    it's a class for gifted kids.
[08:30] ---
    Even though
[08:31] ---
    you're a gift in yourself, Hitori.
[08:34] ---
    I guess the classes aren't that different.
[08:39] ---
    Freshmen representative,
[08:41] ---
    greet everyone.
[08:42] ---
    As we are welcomed by
    the rays of the spring sun,
[08:45] ---
    and the swelling cherry blossoms,
[08:47] ---
    on this wonderful day,
[08:49] ---
    we carried out our entrance ceremony.
[08:55] ---
    I finally made it.
[08:57] ---
    I have to find Dali.
[08:58] ---
    Starting today,
    we are junior high school students.
[09:02] ---
    And on this day…
[09:04] ---
    There's no…
[09:05] ---
    The worries and joys of junior high…
[09:07] ---
    difference?
[09:10] ---
    It's night and day!
[09:14] ---
    And we are confused…
[09:17] ---
    Is it true
[09:18] ---
    that you're from an orphanage?
[09:21] ---
    Watching over us…
[09:24] ---
    So we put our faith in you.
[09:27] ---
    Maruta…
[09:35] ---
    Hitori!
[09:37] ---
    You should stay away from me.
[09:39] ---
    Or they'll bully you too.
[09:43] ---
    Well…
[09:46] ---
    The internal students already know, but…
[09:49] ---
    Getting high scores on exams?
[09:52] ---
    Apparently that's how
    one joins a better class,
[09:56] ---
    and how we get closer to Eiji.
[09:58] ---
    B-b-but…
[10:02] ---
    That means…
[10:04] ---
    None of us can even do subtractions, so…
[10:09] ---
    We'll have to walk the bumpy road.
[10:11] ---
    Dali, is this the only way?
[10:13] ---
    Can't we just go find him between classes?
[10:17] ---
    You're right.
[10:19] ---
    Maybe we can.
[10:21] ---
    Whoa.
[10:22] ---
    That was really a great speech, Eiji.
[10:25] ---
    Thanks.
[10:27] ---
    I'm honored to be
    in the same class as you.
[10:31] ---
    Eiji.
[10:32] ---
    Your speech
[10:34] ---
    was really touching!
[10:36] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[10:38] ---
    I'm Eiji's friend.
[10:40] ---
    Isn't that right, Eiji?
[10:43] ---
    We met at the party and the Boy Scouts.
[10:52] ---
    I have no idea who you are.
[10:59] ---
    I see.
[11:00] ---
    He doesn't mingle with morons.
[11:03] ---
    Here we go.
[11:04] ---
    Say cheese.
[11:06] ---
    In that case…
[11:08] ---
    Hitori!
[11:09] ---
    We have no other choice.
[11:11] ---
    We must excel at our exams.
[11:17] ---
    Where did you go?
[11:19] ---
    Here we go!
[11:20] ---
    Say cheese.
[11:25] ---
    Hitori?
[11:26] ---
    We will wiggle
    right into Eiji Ichijo's pocket.
[11:36] ---
    The two of us
[11:37] ---
    as one gifted child.
[11:44] ---
    One, two…
[11:51] ---
    Migi.
[11:52] ---
    This is awful even for a quick quiz.
[11:55] ---
    We split the subjects between us,
[11:57] ---
    but midterms are getting close.
[12:01] ---
    Which is why
[12:02] ---
    I found the perfect place
    where even you can focus.
[12:06] ---
    It's…
[12:09] ---
    Migi. Are you listening to me?
[12:12] ---
    I saw a goddess today.
[12:15] ---
    Whoaa.
[12:17] ---
    Look over here.
[12:19] ---
    What's going on?
[12:21] ---
    What class is she in?
[12:22] ---
    A transfer student?
[12:35] ---
    Migi. We have no time for tomfoolery.
[12:39] ---
    We have to become gifted children.
[12:42] ---
    To get our revenge.
[12:43] ---
    -Her silky black hair…
    -Hey.
[12:46] ---
    -Eyes just like mother's…
    -Listen to me!
[12:51] ---
    She's the Virgin Mary of the Library…
[12:54] ---
    Stupid Migi! That girl is…
[12:55] ---
    I would do anything for her.
[13:03] ---
    Listen, Migi.
[13:07] ---
    Make that girl notice you.
[13:09] ---
    Absolutely I will.
[13:25] ---
    Uhm…
[13:26] ---
    Well…
[13:28] ---
    I'm Anoyama Hitori.
[13:31] ---
    What's your name?
[13:35] ---
    J.D SALINGER - NINE STORIES
[13:39] ---
    Sali.
[13:40] ---
    My name is Sali.
[13:44] ---
    Nice to meet you, Sali.
[13:46] ---
    I have no interest in stupid people.
[13:51] ---
    Come back when you're smart.
[14:06] ---
    Hitori Anoyama, huh?
[14:10] ---
    While Migi was in class,
[14:12] ---
    I found a place
    where I could properly concentrate.
[14:17] ---
    Sonoyama, shouldn't you
    be in gym class right now?
[14:20] ---
    I was chased out,
[14:22] ---
    so I had to disguise myself.
[14:26] ---
    Though I never expected Migi to fancy me.
[14:32] ---
    This is useful.
[14:37] ---
    S-Sali.
[14:40] ---
    This is proof that I'm smart.
[14:45] ---
    Would you look at that.
[14:49] ---
    Wait. These are my exam papers!
[14:53] ---
    I forgot that
    Migi would do something like this.
[14:58] ---
    Hitori.
[15:00] ---
    Let's study together later.
[15:02] ---
    Huh? Really?
[15:05] ---
    I mean,
[15:06] ---
    you're a smart boy, right?
[15:40] ---
    Migi.
[15:41] ---
    I'll keep watch on you.
[15:45] ---
    Midterms are only a week away now.
[15:48] ---
    The results on his tests
[15:50] ---
    are skyrocketing.
[15:52] ---
    If he keeps this up…
[15:55] ---
    So how do you feel,
[15:57] ---
    Hitori?
[15:59] ---
    I…
[16:01] ---
    I love you, Sali!
[16:05] ---
    That's not what I asked!
[16:08] ---
    I mean, you…
[16:10] ---
    you often look me in the eyes, and…
[16:13] ---
    Do you like me?
[16:17] ---
    Like.
[16:19] ---
    Or not.
[16:22] ---
    Neither of those answers
    will make him study harder.
[16:26] ---
    Unless…
[16:27] ---
    I could fall in love with you.
[16:31] ---
    But only if you get
    a 100 in English and Japanese.
[16:39] ---
    Today is the day.
[16:41] ---
    Don't lower your guard, Migi.
[16:44] ---
    I know, Dali.
[16:48] ---
    Let's do it.
[17:09] ---
    Not bad at all.
[17:11] ---
    All we need now is Migi's scores.
[17:14] ---
    Guess I'll praise him
    if they're anything above 70.
[17:21] ---
    Hitori.
[17:22] ---
    How did the test go?
[17:31] ---
    Sali.
[17:33] ---
    I'm a smart kid now.
[17:37] ---
    Maybe now…
[17:38] ---
    You've fallen for me…
[17:41] ---
    Even just a little bit?
[17:55] ---
    W… Wri…
[17:57] ---
    Write…
[18:02] ---
    Guess there's no helping it.
[18:05] ---
    How about
[18:07] ---
    a date this Sunday?
[19:10] ---
    I thought it would look pretty on you.
[19:17] ---
    No.
[19:18] ---
    I can't keep fooling Migi like this.
[19:24] ---
    Hitori.
[19:27] ---
    I…
[19:29] ---
    I'm moving to a place far away from here.
[19:32] ---
    What?
[19:40] ---
    Oh…
[19:42] ---
    I'm sorry, Hitori.
[19:46] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:49] ---
    Huh, looks like it broke.
[19:52] ---
    Can I have one of them, then?
[19:57] ---
    This way, even if we're far apart
[20:00] ---
    our hearts are together.
[20:03] ---
    I guess.
[20:18] ---
    Migi. Welcome home.
[20:20] ---
    How did the…
[20:37] ---
    Migi.
[20:38] ---
    You worked so hard, Migi.
[20:49] ---
    It's fine, I guess.
[20:51] ---
    Huh…
[20:52] ---
    ADVANCED CLASS MIDTERM EXAM
    1. EIJI ICHIJO
[20:54] ---
    As expected of you, Eiji.
[20:56] ---
    Excellence is your normal.
[21:00] ---
    Let me see…
[21:01] ---
    As for the mediocre kids, number one is…
[21:05] ---
    Sono… Yama?
[21:07] ---
    Sono-who?
[23:02] ---
    Manabu Oyama.
[23:04] ---
    Nothing unusual.
[23:06] ---
    Taiki Shimoyama.
[23:09] ---
    Nothing unusual.
[23:11] ---
    Kenzo Sekiguchi.
[23:13] ---
    Nothing unusual.
[23:15] ---
    Hitori Sonoyama.
[23:30] ---
    Unusual.

Season 1

E5 - Water Flea's Song

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[00:00] ---
    Migi. The time has come.
[00:03] ---
    Finally, we will
    search through the Ichijo house.
[00:07] ---
    Listen, Migi.
[00:08] ---
    You buy us time
    by spending some with them.
[00:11] ---
    Meanwhile, I'll check
    all wallpapers in their home.
[00:14] ---
    They don't know that there's two of us.
[00:18] ---
    Don't let down your guard, Migi.
[00:20] ---
    I know that, Dali.
[00:22] ---
    Let's proceed as cautiously as always.
[00:25] ---
    Just like always.
[00:33] ---
    Mother.
[00:40] ---
    Hitori Sonoyama.
[00:44] ---
    Something unusual.
[02:20] ---
    We are very grateful to have been invited
[02:23] ---
    to your home tonight.
[02:25] ---
    The pleasure is all ours.
[02:27] ---
    It's an honor to host the amazing Hitori.
[02:31] ---
    Yoo...
[02:33] ---
    ...hoo.
[02:36] ---
    Let's make a toast to
[02:38] ---
    Hitori being number one
    in the average class midterms.
[02:42] ---
    Cheers.
[02:45] ---
    Not here.
[02:47] ---
    Not here.
[02:49] ---
    This is wrong.
[02:54] ---
    Damnit. It's like an ant hill.
[02:57] ---
    Where are you,
[02:58] ---
    water flea room?
[03:00] ---
    What education are you giving Hitori?
[03:04] ---
    Ah, no.
[03:05] ---
    We haven't done anything.
[03:08] ---
    Mom taught me how to bake a pie.
[03:11] ---
    Oh.
[03:12] ---
    Maybe the Ichijos are innocent.
[03:14] ---
    But something still feels off.
[03:18] ---
    Baking a pie?
[03:20] ---
    How wonderful. Maybe I should learn too.
[03:23] ---
    It would be my pleasure.
[03:25] ---
    One could bake
    a splendid pie with an oven like yours.
[03:29] ---
    How big could it be?
[03:31] ---
    As big as a Wanyudo, probably.
[03:33] ---
    Oh, Dear.
[03:35] ---
    That's an ancient reference.
[03:38] ---
    Pardon me.
[03:39] ---
    It reeks. It's definitely fishy.
[03:41] ---
    Then maybe as big as a UFO?
[03:43] ---
    A flying saucer!
[03:44] ---
    This dinnerparty.
[03:47] ---
    It's really seems like
[03:49] ---
    the Sonoyama family is truly joyful.
[03:53] ---
    You're far too kind.
[03:56] ---
    All I can do is bake cherry pies.
[04:00] ---
    Of course that's the kind of setting
[04:03] ---
    where Hitori would
[04:04] ---
    engage in misconduct.
[04:13] ---
    Eiji.
[04:15] ---
    Yes, Mom.
[04:19] ---
    Hitori.
[04:23] ---
    Do you recognize this?
[04:30] ---
    Mother's keepsake.
[04:35] ---
    Hold up your hands.
[04:37] ---
    Huh?
[04:40] ---
    Migi, don't.
[04:43] ---
    Why did you check your neck?
[04:46] ---
    That's... I...
[04:48] ---
    You are wearing it right now, are you not?
[04:52] ---
    The button that you stole.
[04:56] ---
    W- Wait a minute.
[04:58] ---
    Hitori would never steal anything.
[05:01] ---
    Why would he snatch the buttons
[05:04] ---
    of his friend's jammies?
[05:06] ---
    I would like to know too.
[05:08] ---
    I would like to clear things up,
[05:10] ---
    because I trust him.
[05:12] ---
    Oh.
[05:14] ---
    Take off your clothes, Hitori.
[05:24] ---
    Hitori.
[05:28] ---
    Dali!
[05:33] ---
    That's so mean, Eiji.
[05:35] ---
    Are you suspecting your friend?
[05:37] ---
    I just told you.
[05:39] ---
    I want to trust you.
[05:42] ---
    Yet you want me to strip?
[05:44] ---
    Yes.
[05:46] ---
    But...
[05:48] ---
    What is it?
[05:51] ---
    Uhm,
[05:53] ---
    how do I put it,
[05:55] ---
    you know?
[05:58] ---
    Well done, keep going, Migi.
[06:01] ---
    Taking my clothes off
    in front of everyone is
[06:04] ---
    is a little embarrassing.
[06:10] ---
    Quit messing around.
[06:16] ---
    Come on.
[06:20] ---
    -Take it off.
    -Wait!
[06:32] ---
    See? I didn't take it.
[06:35] ---
    And the pockets?
[06:36] ---
    You can check.
[06:37] ---
    Do you want to check inside my undies?
[06:42] ---
    Oh.
[06:46] ---
    Hitori.
[06:47] ---
    I think it's time to go home.
[06:52] ---
    Eiji, maybe check
    inside your washing machine.
[06:58] ---
    Oh.
[07:08] ---
    Fidélité.
[07:11] ---
    Do you got it?
[07:13] ---
    Search for something
    with this same smell.
[07:19] ---
    I cannot believe they keep a beast.
[07:22] ---
    I need to throw the button far away,
[07:25] ---
    then flee when they are not looking.
[07:35] ---
    Fidélité, did you find it?
[07:38] ---
    Oh no.
[07:39] ---
    If they look under the table right now,
[07:43] ---
    they'll find out that
[07:47] ---
    there's two of us.
[07:55] ---
    I'm sorry!
[07:56] ---
    I took it!
[08:03] ---
    Migi?
[08:05] ---
    Hitori, you would never do that...
[08:08] ---
    Never.
[08:10] ---
    When did you manage to take it?
[08:13] ---
    He was with us the whole time.
[08:16] ---
    When I went to the restroom,
[08:18] ---
    the pajama was in there.
[08:20] ---
    Migi?
[08:24] ---
    I just thought the button was so gorgeous.
[08:31] ---
    Hitori's mother and father,
[08:34] ---
    what do you teach your child?
[08:38] ---
    He's just a child.
[08:40] ---
    He meant no harm. Please forgive him.
[08:44] ---
    What would happen if
    the orphanage were to find out about this?
[08:48] ---
    Maybe
[08:50] ---
    you would never see Hitori ever again.
[08:55] ---
    Let me make a suggestion.
[08:58] ---
    Until Hitori has been
    steered back onto the right path,
[09:01] ---
    let us take care of him in this house.
[09:38] ---
    Hitori.
[09:40] ---
    It's dinnertime.
[09:50] ---
    I'm not an animal.
[09:52] ---
    Just spit it out already.
[09:57] ---
    Why do you have the button
[10:00] ---
    that I lost eight years ago?
[10:01] ---
    I told you already.
[10:03] ---
    I found it on the bathroom floor.
[10:06] ---
    Do not lie.
[10:07] ---
    I've been looking for this forever.
[10:11] ---
    I searched all over the house.
[10:13] ---
    No way it was just lying around.
[10:16] ---
    What are you hiding?
[10:20] ---
    That's...
[10:27] ---
    Fine.
[10:28] ---
    Your mind is twisted.
[10:33] ---
    Seems like you need to be
    re-educated from scratch.
[10:40] ---
    Migi is on the other side of that door.
[10:43] ---
    Hang on. I'll rescue you.
[10:47] ---
    It won't work.
[10:49] ---
    That beast is well-trained.
[10:51] ---
    If it has come to this
[10:57] ---
    I will move it by force.
[11:08] ---
    Now.
[11:18] ---
    It's going to bite me.
[11:35] ---
    Wait, you...
[11:37] ---
    just wanted someone to play with?
[11:43] ---
    Once I've saved Migi,
    I'll come play with you.
[12:05] ---
    Mom.
[12:06] ---
    Come here.
[12:13] ---
    Can you hear the water fleas singing?
[12:25] ---
    Migi.
[12:26] ---
    Migi.
[12:29] ---
    The song of the water fleas...
[12:33] ---
    Are you in there?
[12:37] ---
    Dali?
[12:38] ---
    Migi! Wait a little,
    I'll get it open.
[12:40] ---
    I'm going to stay here, Dali.
[12:44] ---
    Migi? What are you--
[12:45] ---
    They don't know that there's two of us.
[12:49] ---
    As long as I'm in here,
    they will lower their guard.
[12:52] ---
    You must use that chance
    to search the house.
[12:56] ---
    But, Migi...
[12:58] ---
    Will you be okay?
[12:59] ---
    Are you eating?
[13:01] ---
    Yeah.
[13:02] ---
    They're not hurting you, are they?
[13:04] ---
    No.
[13:05] ---
    Migi. Is that the truth?
[13:08] ---
    Stop worrying, Dali.
[13:12] ---
    There's no way
[13:13] ---
    I'd let Dali see me like this.
[13:17] ---
    I'll be fine.
[13:21] ---
    Can we talk for a second?
[13:24] ---
    Yeah.
[13:28] ---
    I looked everywhere,
[13:30] ---
    but there’s no water fleas anywhere.
[13:33] ---
    Water fleas...
[13:35] ---
    Hey, Dali, do you remember?
[13:38] ---
    We heard the water fleas sing,
[13:39] ---
    under the bed, together with Mother.
[13:42] ---
    The water fleas singing?
[13:44] ---
    Though now I know
[13:46] ---
    it was the sound of
    the piano in the next room.
[13:50] ---
    A piano?
[13:54] ---
    STORAGE - PIANO
[13:57] ---
    A hidden room?
[14:00] ---
    Migi, check the wallpaper in that room.
[14:03] ---
    The wallpaper?
[14:21] ---
    This room is where we used to live.
[14:31] ---
    GOAL
[14:37] ---
    WELL DONE, MY DEAR MIGI AND DALI
[14:44] ---
    Mother!
[14:51] ---
    What are you doing, Migi? Be quiet!
[14:53] ---
    Mother!
[14:56] ---
    Migi, you idiot.
[15:18] ---
    You're hungry, aren't you?
[15:22] ---
    It's time for milk.
[15:26] ---
    Grow up and become Eiji.
[15:36] ---
    The Ichijos are good at hiding.
[15:40] ---
    Ever since then,
[15:41] ---
    I eavesdropped on their conversations.
[15:45] ---
    And it bordered on eerie that
[15:47] ---
    not once did they ever mention Migi,
    whom they were holding captive.
[15:52] ---
    What is the deal with that button?
[15:56] ---
    Was it our mother's dying message?
[15:59] ---
    Was she saying Eiji did it?
[16:01] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[16:02] ---
    A five year old is no murderer.
[16:05] ---
    So then who is it?
[16:07] ---
    I can't seem to find the answer.
[16:11] ---
    Let's start by
    scrutinizing the father's study.
[16:21] ---
    Huh?
[16:22] ---
    Who could it be?
[16:25] ---
    At this time on Wednesdays...
[16:27] ---
    the house ought to be empty.
[16:32] ---
    It ought to...
[16:42] ---
    It's me, Micchan!
[16:46] ---
    Ms. Micchan...
[16:47] ---
    I heard all about it.
[16:49] ---
    You're staying with the Ichijo family?
[16:52] ---
    Yocchan and Papa
[16:54] ---
    are devastated beyond words.
[16:58] ---
    Why are you here?
[17:00] ---
    Oh,
[17:01] ---
    I'm a housekeeper.
[17:03] ---
    Every Wednesday,
    I work at the Ichijo house.
[17:07] ---
    Right.
[17:08] ---
    This old lady is
    the one who found the wallpaper.
[17:12] ---
    I have no choice but to use her.
[17:16] ---
    Hey, Micchan.
[17:18] ---
    Hm?
[17:19] ---
    Does this house have no secrets?
[17:23] ---
    If you find any,
    you better tell me about them.
[17:26] ---
    I better start cleaning.
[17:39] ---
    Ow, you're like an eel!
[17:42] ---
    There has to be something here.
[17:44] ---
    Our mother was held captive here.
[17:49] ---
    Hm?
[17:56] ---
    -Mot...
    -What did you find?
[17:59] ---
    Hey, Micchan.
[18:02] ---
    Hm?
[18:03] ---
    Do you know this woman?
[18:05] ---
    Judging by her clothes,
[18:08] ---
    she was probably
    the housekeeper at the time.
[18:11] ---
    It's strange, though.
[18:13] ---
    She looks so young,
[18:15] ---
    but the Ichijos don't want
    anyone under the age of 50.
[18:30] ---
    Ah, no, I can't!
[18:32] ---
    I'm not supposed to
    clean the second floor.
[18:36] ---
    Oh, Hitori!
[18:39] ---
    Look at all the crumbs here.
[18:42] ---
    No way I can just ignore this,
    that really won't do.
[18:50] ---
    Hitori, you search low!
[18:52] ---
    And I'll focus on everything high up!
[18:55] ---
    Everywhere, perfectly,
    not missing a single spot!
[18:58] ---
    You seem to be having fun.
[19:01] ---
    Of course I am.
[19:03] ---
    The Ichijos secrets are
[19:05] ---
    what everyone wants to find.
[19:08] ---
    I can't wait to tell someone about it.
[19:15] ---
    Oh.
[19:17] ---
    That's strange.
[19:19] ---
    Usually you'd expect dust to
    gather on a pictureframe like this...
[19:29] ---
    No, you painting thief!
[19:46] ---
    Micchan, you’re cheating.
[19:48] ---
    I'm the one who figured it out, you know.
[19:55] ---
    Micchan?
[20:02] ---
    Micchan, is this...?
[20:04] ---
    I think
[20:05] ---
    it's a diorama of Origon Village.
[20:10] ---
    Look, Hitori, it's the Sonoyama house.
[20:15] ---
    Yocchan! And Papa!
[20:23] ---
    Akiyama...
[20:26] ---
    The rodent.
[20:27] ---
    No way.
[20:29] ---
    I don't even live here, but there I am.
[20:32] ---
    In the Ichijo house...
[20:36] ---
    My eyes are way too close together.
[20:39] ---
    Micchan?
[20:41] ---
    Here...
[20:43] ---
    Data about all the villagers.
[20:47] ---
    So the Ichijos...
[20:51] ---
    are surveilling
[20:52] ---
    all of Origon Village?
[21:04] ---
    Someone...
[21:05] ---
    ... Is back home?
[21:15] ---
    Hitori, in here.
[21:20] ---
    Okay,
[21:21] ---
    you can't open it until it's all quiet.
[21:24] ---
    What about you?
[21:26] ---
    I'm fine.
[21:28] ---
    You can always
    count on me to clean up.
[21:31] ---
    Micchan.
[23:19] ---
    Micchan?

Season 1

E6 - Who Killed the Parent Bird?

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[00:01] ---
    Wait.
[00:05] ---
    Okay.
[00:27] ---
    Mitchan.
[00:30] ---
    Where did she disappear to?
[00:36] ---
    I should have…
[00:38] ---
    eaten more of that omelette.
[00:45] ---
    Are you…
[00:47] ---
    giving it to me?
[02:29] ---
    Are you sure, Dali?
[02:31] ---
    Yes.
[02:33] ---
    In the hidden attic,
[02:35] ---
    we found a diorama of Origon Village.
[02:37] ---
    The Ichijos have
    kept the villagers under surveillance.
[02:41] ---
    Including us.
[02:45] ---
    Migi.
[02:46] ---
    It's too dangerous to stay here.
[02:48] ---
    We must return to base
    and rethink our strategy.
[02:51] ---
    Dali.
[02:52] ---
    Please leave the rest up to me.
[02:55] ---
    No, Migi.
[02:57] ---
    The two of us are one.
[02:59] ---
    The only way for us
    to find Mother's murderer
[03:01] ---
    is for the two of us
    to turn their guts inside out.
[03:05] ---
    Right now,
[03:06] ---
    I can make them open up to me.
[03:10] ---
    But how?
[03:12] ---
    I can't tell you.
[03:18] ---
    There, there.
[03:20] ---
    Mommy.
[03:21] ---
    I'm just a toddler,
    I don't know anything at all.
[03:24] ---
    Please tell me everything about this home.
[03:29] ---
    Tell me.
[03:30] ---
    Tell me about everyone.
[03:34] ---
    Let me tell you this.
[03:37] ---
    A little toddler
[03:38] ---
    doesn't talk like that.
[03:40] ---
    It's actually overacting when you do this.
[03:51] ---
    For crying out loud.
[03:53] ---
    I was going to become the perfect toddler,
[03:56] ---
    and make that woman let down her guard,
[04:01] ---
    for me to turn her guts inside out.
[04:06] ---
    But I am overacting, she says?
[04:08] ---
    In other words,
    I am not yet a proper toddler.
[04:12] ---
    Well then.
[04:14] ---
    I'll show her real acting.
[04:16] ---
    I am the king of copycats!
[04:34] ---
    You cannot eat that.
[04:45] ---
    You are supposed to
    put them on top of each other like this.
[04:50] ---
    Okay?
[04:54] ---
    That's good, this is the way to go.
[04:58] ---
    I will
[04:59] ---
    become
[05:01] ---
    absolutely flawless.
[05:05] ---
    I will surpass the perfect toddler.
[05:11] ---
    People's actions
    reveal their true feelings.
[05:14] ---
    When you tell a lie
    and try to escape from that situation,
[05:17] ---
    your body movements become restless…
[05:19] ---
    It will be more noticable
[05:22] ---
    in parts below the face…
[05:24] ---
    Are you sure?
[05:26] ---
    For Migi, it always shows on his face.
[05:30] ---
    What was that odd sound?
[05:32] ---
    No one ought to be home right now
[05:34] ---
    aside from Migi and the mother.
[05:37] ---
    Could Migi's life be in danger?
[05:45] ---
    Migi?
[05:48] ---
    Is he okay?
[05:55] ---
    Over here, come on.
[05:57] ---
    Let go now.
[05:59] ---
    That's it.
[06:00] ---
    You got this, you can stand up.
[06:04] ---
    Here we go.
[06:07] ---
    That's good.
[06:08] ---
    -Go on, straight ahead.
    -Just a bit more…
[06:13] ---
    A widdle bit…
[06:18] ---
    No way… Migi…
[06:21] ---
    Mama!
[06:28] ---
    Da… li…?
[06:30] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:33] ---
    You have to do this, Migi.
[06:35] ---
    Get into character!
[06:37] ---
    That's good, keep going.
[06:39] ---
    Listen up, Dali.
[06:41] ---
    Laugh all you want.
[06:44] ---
    This is
[06:46] ---
    my…
[06:47] ---
    You're standing!
[06:51] ---
    …master acting!
[06:59] ---
    Oh no!
[07:01] ---
    You poor child.
[07:03] ---
    Your head is so heavy
    you lost balance, did you?
[07:06] ---
    It hurts but you're not even crying,
    what a good boy.
[07:10] ---
    You're a true member of the Ichijo family.
[07:14] ---
    That's impressive, Migi.
[07:16] ---
    You sneakily slithered
    right into the Ichijo family.
[07:19] ---
    We can finally get to the next step.
[07:21] ---
    The two of us
    will turn their guts inside out.
[07:27] ---
    Starting today, Hitori will
    join us at the dinner table.
[07:30] ---
    How old are you?
[07:31] ---
    I'm five.
[07:32] ---
    Oh, a baby brother.
[07:33] ---
    Eiji and Karen,
    teach your baby brother well, okay?
[07:37] ---
    Yes, Mom.
[07:38] ---
    Yes.
[07:39] ---
    Let us begin our family dinner.
[07:42] ---
    -Yes!
    -Yes.
[07:47] ---
    Let the experiment begin.
[07:53] ---
    Mom,
[07:55] ---
    why are spoons round?
[07:57] ---
    It's so you can scoop up your soup.
[07:58] ---
    Why does everyone have the same plates?
[08:05] ---
    He's in his 〝why〞 phase.
[08:07] ---
    If you answer nicely,
    his intellectual curiosity will develop.
[08:12] ---
    Don't you think it looks prettier that way?
[08:15] ---
    Hmm.
[08:17] ---
    Why am I the only one
    with a different haircolor?
[08:23] ---
    Why? Why is it different
    from the rest of the family?
[08:26] ---
    Well, uh, you see…
[08:28] ---
    -Because of second puberty.
    -Huh?
[08:31] ---
    When you turn 10 years old,
    your hair will change.
[08:34] ---
    Really?
[08:36] ---
    Yes, really.
[08:39] ---
    Pffh.
[08:40] ---
    A little lie like that shows no reactions…
[08:43] ---
    Eiji, you're the oldest child,
[08:45] ---
    so why does your name
    mean 〝two〞 and not 〝one〞?
[08:49] ---
    Good question, Migi.
[08:52] ---
    Why?
[08:54] ---
    Because I wanted him to
    always aim for number one,
[08:57] ---
    so I let his name remind him of that.
[09:00] ---
    I am proud of the meaning behind my name.
[09:04] ---
    He moved.
[09:06] ---
    He actually wishes his name meant one?
[09:10] ---
    You'll wet your bed tonight
    if you drink that much.
[09:13] ---
    I won't!
[09:16] ---
    Eiji, do you wet your bed sometimes too?
[09:19] ---
    I'm 13 years old.
[09:21] ---
    Of course I don't.
[09:23] ---
    Is that true?
[09:26] ---
    Is it, Karen?
[09:27] ---
    He's my amazing big brother.
[09:29] ---
    Of course he doesn't.
[09:31] ---
    Is it really true, Mommy?
[09:33] ---
    It is.
[09:34] ---
    Eiji's sheets are always
[09:37] ---
    as white as a field of snow.
[09:38] ---
    I have never once wet my bed.
[09:49] ---
    This… This is…
[09:51] ---
    Their true feelings are showing!
[09:55] ---
    What's so funny?
[09:57] ---
    Would a five-year-old
    really smile like this?
[10:00] ---
    Or is Hitori Sonoyama
    hidden somewhere in there?
[10:05] ---
    Oh no.
[10:06] ---
    Migi's face always betrays him.
[10:10] ---
    You're silly, big brother.
[10:13] ---
    Are we having a staring contest?
[10:22] ---
    Eiji.. This child…
[10:25] ---
    is a perfect five-year-old.
[10:39] ---
    This will be the end
    of the conditioning program.
[10:43] ---
    You may go back home tomorrow.
[10:45] ---
    Huh?
[10:46] ---
    I already told Mr. and Mrs. Sonoyama.
[10:49] ---
    They'll come pick you up
    first thing in the morning.
[10:53] ---
    It's late, so stay here for the night.
[10:56] ---
    Make yourself at home,
[10:58] ---
    and enjoy our neighborhood's hospitality.
[11:11] ---
    Migi.
[11:14] ---
    Dali.
[11:17] ---
    It's over.
[11:20] ---
    Dangit.
[11:21] ---
    We only just found
    a way to make them spill it all.
[11:27] ---
    Migi?
[11:29] ---
    Are you listening, Migi?
[11:31] ---
    Hey. Migi!
[11:35] ---
    WELL DONE, MY DEAR MIGI AND DALI
[11:36] ---
    What do you think
[11:38] ---
    Mother would doodle
    right now if she could?
[11:43] ---
    You silly little ditzy slowpoke?
[11:48] ---
    No, that's not it.
[11:49] ---
    Huh? Dali?
[11:55] ---
    Dali?
[12:00] ---
    She'd write…
[12:05] ---
    〝Don't give up.〞
[12:08] ---
    Dali…
[12:10] ---
    There must be something we can do tonight.
[12:13] ---
    Yeah.
[12:18] ---
    Let's go over what we know.
[12:20] ---
    Yes.
[12:22] ---
    Our mother worked as
    a housemaid in his house.
[12:27] ---
    There is a model of
    the Oregon Village in the attic
[12:30] ---
    used to surveil everyone.
[12:33] ---
    The mother is
    carrying out conditioning programs
[12:35] ---
    whenever the father is not around.
[12:39] ---
    Eiji occasionally wets his bed.
[12:41] ---
    That's all.
[12:44] ---
    Eiji is the murderer.
[12:45] ---
    Bedwetting can't be the deciding factor.
[12:48] ---
    The mother is obviously
    the most fishy one.
[12:51] ---
    The father smells just as much.
[12:57] ---
    We still have no conclusive evidence.
[13:02] ---
    -Mother, oh, Mother.
    -Hm?
[13:05] ---
    Who of the mom and dad
[13:07] ---
    is the true culprit?
[13:10] ---
    It's not an Ouija board, you know.
[13:15] ---
    Huh?
[13:17] ---
    That's it.
[13:29] ---
    Oh?
[13:32] ---
    When did the door open?
[13:37] ---
    Huh?
[13:56] ---
    How will you escape?
[13:58] ---
    Just like litmus paper,
[14:01] ---
    your reaction will reveal your true color.
[14:05] ---
    Let's start a truly strange investigation.
[14:17] ---
    I missed you so much,
[14:19] ---
    Metry.
[14:22] ---
    Where have you been all this time?
[14:24] ---
    I searched everywhere for you.
[14:30] ---
    Metry, are you hurt?
[14:36] ---
    Metry.
[14:38] ---
    Metry!
[14:45] ---
    Mother's name is Metry…
[14:49] ---
    Migi. This means the father is innocent.
[14:52] ---
    Had he been the killer,
[14:54] ---
    he would think he saw a ghost.
[14:59] ---
    But instead of being scared,
    he embraced you.
[15:04] ---
    Looks like our mother
[15:06] ---
    was his mistress.
[15:09] ---
    His mistress?
[15:11] ---
    Does that mean…
[15:14] ---
    That man is our father?!
[15:16] ---
    Ssh! Don't get distracted!
[15:20] ---
    If the father is innocent,
[15:22] ---
    through process of elimination,
    the killer is…
[15:54] ---
    Metry.
[15:56] ---
    Is that you?
[16:03] ---
    You finally came to steal it.
[16:10] ---
    She ran.
[16:11] ---
    Did you hear that?
[16:13] ---
    That piercing scream…
[16:15] ---
    Yes.
[16:17] ---
    That wasn't a reaction to seeing a human.
[16:22] ---
    There's no doubting that
[16:24] ---
    the killer is…
[16:32] ---
    Run!
[16:47] ---
    Hey, Dali.
[16:49] ---
    Can you kill a ghost with scissors?
[16:51] ---
    No… She's ready to hunt a human.
[16:55] ---
    -Does that mean she's innocent too?!
    -Sssh!
[17:16] ---
    What are you doing, Reiko?
[17:18] ---
    Oh. Darling.
[17:20] ---
    Have you seen Metry?
[17:22] ---
    Put down the scissor.
[17:24] ---
    Why?
[17:25] ---
    Just do it.
[17:26] ---
    Come to your senses, Reiko.
[17:29] ---
    Metry is not here.
[17:30] ---
    Are you sure you're not hiding her?
[17:33] ---
    Just put down the scissor.
[17:34] ---
    Give it to me, okay?
[17:56] ---
    Metry!
[18:02] ---
    Eiji, what do you think is happening?
[18:04] ---
    Is it a robber?
[18:07] ---
    I'll go check.
[18:08] ---
    No, you can't do that.
[18:11] ---
    Mom said to
    not open the door no matter what.
[18:13] ---
    What will you do
    if something happens to Mom?
[18:19] ---
    Hurry up, Migi. We have to go back.
[18:23] ---
    But…
[18:27] ---
    Beast.
[18:56] ---
    Eiji? Damnit.
[18:58] ---
    Why is he here?
[19:00] ---
    Is this the end?
[19:10] ---
    It's… a ghost…
[19:22] ---
    What?
[19:25] ---
    This can't be.
[19:28] ---
    How can Eiji be
[19:31] ---
    the guilty one?
[19:35] ---
    Eiji?
[19:36] ---
    What happened, Eiji?
[19:41] ---
    Welcome back, Hitori.
[19:43] ---
    I'm home,
[19:44] ---
    Dad. Mom.
[19:46] ---
    We waited so long for this day.
[19:49] ---
    You know, your mom
[19:51] ---
    was so desperate she was
    about to sneak into that house.
[19:54] ---
    Oh, no.
[19:55] ---
    Weren't you the one reading
    books on ninjas night after night?
[19:59] ---
    -Me too.
    -Huh?
[20:01] ---
    I was waiting for a chance to
    infiltrate them from above.
[20:15] ---
    Seems like the secrets of
    the Ichijo family have come full circle…
[20:21] ---
    Hitori.
[20:22] ---
    Don't ever keep quiet
    about things that burden you.
[20:25] ---
    That's right, Hitori.
[20:27] ---
    Food you share is the best too, right?
[20:30] ---
    We should share
    all our emotions with each other too.
[20:33] ---
    Because we're family.
[20:35] ---
    Joy, sadness and pain.
[20:38] ---
    And warmth as well.
[20:42] ---
    Warmth…
[20:48] ---
    Dali.
[20:52] ---
    Hitori.
[20:54] ---
    I feel chilly all of a sudden.
[20:57] ---
    Oh no!
[21:06] ---
    Huh?
[21:07] ---
    You must've been so tense at the Ichijos,
    you were all worn out.
[21:10] ---
    Have some cherry pie
    and you'll feel better.
[21:17] ---
    Here, say 〝aah.〞
[21:22] ---
    He really made me…
[21:24] ---
    waste this time playing happy family.
[21:28] ---
    This unnecessary play pretend…
[21:32] ---
    Did you know that cherries
[21:34] ---
    have anti-aging effects?
[21:37] ---
    It's polyphenol.
[23:14] ---
    Oh, Eiji.
[23:16] ---
    You're forgetting to eat.
[23:18] ---
    Is my cooking not to your liking?
[23:21] ---
    That's not it.

Season 1

E7 - It Wasn't a Ghost

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[00:01] ---
    There's no doubt.
[00:02] ---
    Eiji is the one who killed our mother.
[00:06] ---
    It's a... ghost.
[00:09] ---
    But how can that be?
[00:12] ---
    Why would he do that to our mother?
[00:15] ---
    That's what we need to find out.
[00:18] ---
    So we'll have to put the screws on Eiji.
[00:22] ---
    No, I have an idea.
[00:25] ---
    What is it?
[00:27] ---
    Leave it to me to interrogate Eiji.
[00:30] ---
    You focus on studying, okay?
[00:40] ---
    I'm going.
[00:41] ---
    -Off you go!
    -Bye bye, Hitori.
[00:44] ---
    Do good again today!
[00:47] ---
    Wait, Migi.
[00:49] ---
    I promise to
[00:51] ---
    bring back the truth about
    our mother's death.
[00:56] ---
    If I approach as a girl,
[00:58] ---
    even someone like Eiji
    will let his guard down.
[02:37] ---
    Hey, Eiji, what's your type?
[02:45] ---
    I can't really
    categorize women that easily.
[02:49] ---
    Come on now, Eiji.
[02:51] ---
    There must be something.
    Big breasts, maybe?
[02:54] ---
    A girl who shows
    the nape of her neck, or blondes?
[03:00] ---
    I'm bored with this.
[03:01] ---
    I am too occupied with my studies
[03:03] ---
    to view women in such a way.
[03:06] ---
    Th- That's true!
[03:07] ---
    Guys! Watch your mouth!
[03:10] ---
    Well, I'll go check the materials
    I'll be giving out in homeroom.
[03:15] ---
    Eiji is really...
[03:17] ---
    He's perfect.
[03:21] ---
    Damn it! Again!
[03:23] ---
    Who is she?
[03:26] ---
    Now... Stop thinking about it.
    Stay perfect as usual.
[03:29] ---
    Don't let anyone notice anything.
[03:32] ---
    Oh no, today's lunch turned into stew.
[03:39] ---
    Stinky stew.
[03:46] ---
    Who are you?
[03:47] ---
    Guess who?
[03:48] ---
    If you tell anyone about what you just saw
[03:51] ---
    you won't ever
    be able to walk the hallways
[03:53] ---
    without being called a criminal.
[03:56] ---
    I don't mind. I'll just run.
[04:02] ---
    What's with that girl!
[04:15] ---
    Wait!
[04:19] ---
    Ah!
[04:24] ---
    What do you want?
[04:27] ---
    Money?
[04:29] ---
    Huh, is that hush money?
[04:36] ---
    Listen, I want to see even more
[04:40] ---
    of your embarrassing sides.
[04:43] ---
    That's the only currency I'll take.
[04:46] ---
    What do you mean...
[04:54] ---
    Oh, that's embarrassing.
    This is you as a five-year-old?
[04:58] ---
    How is that embarrassing?
    It is a road that everybody takes.
[05:02] ---
    Ah, did you know?
[05:03] ---
    A five-year-old kid's intelligence is
    equivalent to that of a dog.
[05:07] ---
    Which means this Eiji is
    the same as an animal.
[05:10] ---
    I'm not an animal. Anyway...
[05:13] ---
    -What you saw yesterday is…
    -Oh, this is not enough.
[05:16] ---
    Show me more of your animal pictures.
[05:38] ---
    That was my favorite pajama.
[05:42] ---
    It's a pretty pajama.
[05:43] ---
    Why is one button missing on the 25th?
[05:48] ---
    I don't remember that day very well.
[05:51] ---
    I see...
[05:52] ---
    But considering I still
    believed in Santa back then,
[05:57] ---
    I'll admit I was practically an animal.
[05:59] ---
    How old were you
    when you stopped believing?
[06:06] ---
    Santa Claus never came to me.
[06:12] ---
    Show me pictures from when you were five.
[06:14] ---
    I have none.
[06:16] ---
    Hey... Don't misunderstand.
[06:20] ---
    This is just hush money.
[06:23] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[06:26] ---
    I've seen enough pictures.
[06:28] ---
    I want you to
    tell me more about your past next.
[06:32] ---
    But... How is that fair?
[06:35] ---
    I'm giving you so much information,
[06:38] ---
    but you won't even say your name.
[06:41] ---
    It's not fair...
[06:45] ---
    What even is 〝fair.〞
[06:52] ---
    Huh? A girl with sharp eyes and long hair?
[06:56] ---
    -That's me!
    -You're not, it's me!
[06:58] ---
    -Me!
    -It's me!
[07:01] ---
    I've sought
    all over the school, but no luck.
[07:04] ---
    Is she not a student here?
[07:10] ---
    Hitori. Your next class is
    in the science room, right?
[07:15] ---
    You should head there now.
[07:17] ---
    Yes, Ms. Kodama.
    We are going now.
[07:25] ---
    Tsk... Dali...
[07:27] ---
    〝Leave it to me to interrogate Eiji〞?
[07:30] ---
    He always takes the good bits.
[07:33] ---
    Huh?
[07:35] ---
    Hitori?
[07:38] ---
    Is that a bug?
[07:41] ---
    She's back!
[07:43] ---
    She is back! Sali's back!
[07:46] ---
    Hold on, Migi.
    What are you talking about?
[07:49] ---
    Look!
[07:51] ---
    I found this on the stairs at school.
[07:54] ---
    One of them belongs to Sali.
[07:56] ---
    For us to be together
    no matter where we are.
[08:00] ---
    Did I drop it? What a mistake...
[08:04] ---
    Listen well, Migi.
    Sali is not here.
[08:07] ---
    Because she moved to a distant town.
[08:10] ---
    But...
[08:11] ---
    Do you understand, Migi?
[08:18] ---
    Dali says she is not here.
    But I know she has to be
[08:21] ---
    somewhere in this school...
[08:25] ---
    What is this, Hitori?
[08:28] ---
    Missing?
[08:30] ---
    It's my goddess. Sali.
[08:33] ---
    Who's Sali?
[08:34] ---
    Go away! Don't follow me.
[08:41] ---
    This is Sali?
    His drawing skills are awful.
[08:45] ---
    At this rate, he probably won't catch me.
[08:49] ---
    HITORI SONOYAMA
[08:53] ---
    Why is no one reporting any seeings?
[08:56] ---
    Hey, Akiyama. What are you doing?
[08:58] ---
    I'm analyzing the patterns
    in your notebook doodles.
[09:02] ---
    You're doing it again.
[09:04] ---
    I enjoy creating montages of birds
[09:06] ---
    using parts of their fossils.
[09:09] ---
    Your art is too exquisite to
    be understood by common folk.
[09:13] ---
    But by looking at these doodles,
[09:15] ---
    I can tell there's a pattern to them.
[09:18] ---
    This one is me, and this one is Eiji...
[09:22] ---
    They're pretty different.
[09:25] ---
    And this is
    our homeroom teacher, Ms. Kodama.
[09:29] ---
    The way you
    drew her hair resembles Sali's.
[09:32] ---
    Our teacher has straight black hair,
[09:35] ---
    so Sali must have the same.
[09:38] ---
    The shape of her eyes is similar to yours.
[09:41] ---
    If I strip away the characteristics,
[09:44] ---
    and reconstruct them...
[09:49] ---
    MISSING PERSON
[09:57] ---
    Not bad.
[09:59] ---
    Eh? This cute girl is missing?
[10:02] ---
    Long black hair, cat-like eyes...
[10:05] ---
    Huh? These features...
[10:08] ---
    Isn't this the girl Eiji was looking for?
[10:20] ---
    -Don't follow me!
    -Ah, sorry.
[10:23] ---
    Don't get me wrong.
    It's not that you're in the way.
[10:29] ---
    It's just too dangerous.
[10:32] ---
    You're my important helper, after all.
[10:38] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[10:41] ---
    Huh? Oh, it's fine.
[10:45] ---
    Now, tell me about Christmas
    back when you were five years old.
[10:49] ---
    Huh? Ah. Right.
[10:52] ---
    Christmas when I was five...
[10:54] ---
    On that day, I was eyeing
    the turkey on the dining table...
[10:57] ---
    This is dreadful.
[11:00] ---
    I am currently
[11:01] ---
     harboring unnecessary
    feelings for this girl.
[11:06] ---
    Sali!
[11:07] ---
    Mi... Hitori! How...?
[11:11] ---
    Let's go, it's dangerous here.
[11:14] ---
    Wait, we're talking.
[11:18] ---
    Don't put those dirty hands on Sali.
[11:20] ---
    You're the one
    looking like an infectious rat.
[11:24] ---
    Sali, this guy is dangerous.
[11:26] ---
    Let's go back where we belong.
[11:29] ---
    Have you... and Hitori?
[11:38] ---
    I am dating Eiji.
[11:43] ---
    Huh?
[12:02] ---
    Come on in.
[12:04] ---
    Excuse me.
[12:06] ---
    Wow, what a lovely house.
[12:08] ---
    Where are your parents?
[12:10] ---
    Unfortunately, they are out today.
[12:13] ---
    Oh, so they're not here.
[12:16] ---
    Migi. Wait a little.
[12:19] ---
    I'll get Eiji's past out of him today.
[12:22] ---
    I'll put him under regressive hypnosis.
[12:27] ---
    I've practiced it over and over again...
[12:31] ---
    Your arms and legs gradually feel heavier.
[12:33] ---
    And your stomach
    feels heavier and heavier...
[12:38] ---
    Sali... I am Anoyama Hitori.
[12:46] ---
    The stage is set.
[12:48] ---
    First, to make it
    easier to hypnotize him,
[12:51] ---
    I have to make him lay down.
[12:54] ---
    Ugh, my Sali...
[12:57] ---
    It's going to be okay.
[12:59] ---
    There are as many girls
    as there are stars in the sky.
[13:02] ---
    There's only one Sali!
[13:04] ---
    Right now, Sali's...
[13:08] ---
    Eiji.
[13:09] ---
    Can I come to your house next Sunday?
[13:15] ---
    Hitori, in times like these...
[13:18] ---
    you just gotta drink and forget!
[13:22] ---
    As if I could forget her!
[13:24] ---
    For Hitori's broken heart,
[13:27] ---
    Cheers!
[13:28] ---
    Sali!
[13:35] ---
    Eiji, I'm getting sleepy.
[13:38] ---
    We've only been
    studying for fifteen minutes.
[13:41] ---
    I only invited you over because
    you said you wanted me to tutor you.
[13:46] ---
    How about we take a nap?
[13:49] ---
    A siesta?
[13:51] ---
    Well, a 10-minute nap
    might increase our efficiency.
[13:55] ---
    I'll show you to the guest room.
[13:58] ---
    Let's take a nap here, together.
[14:05] ---
    Are you a samurai, Eiji?
[14:07] ---
    I do not need a nap.
[14:10] ---
    I'll keep track of time instead.
[14:12] ---
    Pfh, he's a guardian of time?
[14:16] ---
    Hey, uhm, I...
[14:20] ---
    I can't sleep unless
    someone is sleeping next to me.
[14:24] ---
    Huh?
[14:26] ---
    I can't sleep.
[14:31] ---
    As if I can sleep!
[14:33] ---
    Is this the bed of a cult?
[14:36] ---
    Can you fit in one more?
[14:38] ---
    Don't add that one.
[14:40] ---
    I didn't want to have to resort to this...
[14:44] ---
    Eiji...
[14:49] ---
    Wha...?!
[14:50] ---
    Somehow, I'm...
[14:54] ---
    I'm feeling hot...
[14:57] ---
    That's impure!
[14:59] ---
    Indecent! Primal! Vulgar!
[15:03] ---
    And... I'm disappointed!
[15:07] ---
    We still haven't even
[15:09] ---
    entered into a contract as lovers.
[15:12] ---
    Contract? You mean, paperwork?
[15:15] ---
    No, it's not like that...
[15:20] ---
    A buss, I suppose.
[15:23] ---
    A buss? If we do that,
    will you lie next to me?
[15:27] ---
    I mean, it would make more sense then.
[15:30] ---
    Then, let's buss.
[15:33] ---
    C-can we?
[15:35] ---
    Yes.
[15:37] ---
    Buss or plus or cuss,
    I have no clue what it means.
[15:40] ---
    It's probably nothing speci--
[15:42] ---
    Huh?
[15:44] ---
    Does he mean...
    pressing our lips together?!
[15:47] ---
    No way, never, no. It's Eiji.
[15:52] ---
    No, this is wrong.
[15:53] ---
    Don't run away.
[15:56] ---
    It's all to reach the goal...
[15:59] ---
    But I really can't do this.
[16:02] ---
    I am dating Eiji.
[16:07] ---
    Migi...
[16:22] ---
    Migi, wait a little.
[16:24] ---
    I'll make sure to bring back the truth.
[16:34] ---
    Hitori, keep this between us,
[16:38] ---
    but your mom
    turned me down countless times.
[16:42] ---
    Mom was very popular, you know.
[16:44] ---
    But,
[16:46] ---
    I kept trying, and now we're together.
[16:51] ---
    Though I suspect
    she forgot all about that.
[16:56] ---
    Your arms and legs
[17:00] ---
    get heavier and heavier.
[17:03] ---
    What's that song?
[17:06] ---
    It's a lullaby from a distant country.
[17:08] ---
    Gradually, your stomach also
[17:12] ---
    gets heavier...
[17:16] ---
    Right, that was a fun Christmas dinner,
    wasn't it?
[17:21] ---
    And then?
[17:23] ---
    I brushed my teeth... one by one...
[17:26] ---
    Remembering the molars...
[17:29] ---
    Almost there... almost.
[17:33] ---
    Eiji killed our mother
[17:35] ---
    some time between
    Christmas Eve and Christmas...
[17:39] ---
    Eiji?
[17:41] ---
    II'll go to sleep now.
[17:43] ---
    If you're not a good boy...
[17:45] ---
    Santa Claus won't...
[17:50] ---
    He actually fell asleep?
[17:52] ---
    That's odd. If he slept
    at this point, then nothing...
[17:57] ---
    Migi? Why is he here?
[18:07] ---
    -Sali.
    -Hitori.
[18:09] ---
    I'm busy right now.
    Can you please leave?
[18:13] ---
    Um, I...
[18:16] ---
    I love you, Sali.
[18:19] ---
    I couldn't give up on you.
[18:22] ---
    Will you please take me back?
[18:26] ---
    Hitori, how many times do I have to--
[18:30] ---
    He woke up?!
[18:35] ---
    Eiji?
[18:36] ---
    Go away. You're not part of--
[18:46] ---
    Sali!
[18:47] ---
    The pendant! The dolphin pendant!
[18:50] ---
    Idiot!
[18:55] ---
    That's not what's important right now!
[19:06] ---
    -What's his problem?
    -It wasn't...
[19:09] ---
    -Are you trying to kill him?
    -It wasn't...
[19:11] ---
    It wasn't... like that...
[19:16] ---
    Huh?
[19:17] ---
    It wasn't a ghost...
[19:20] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:21] ---
    This sensation, there's no mistaking it.
[19:25] ---
    How could I have believed it all along?
[19:29] ---
    Calm down. What happened?
[19:32] ---
    It happened at night,
    that Christmas when I was five.
[19:43] ---
    Santa Claus?
[20:23] ---
    Mom! Quickly, over here!
[20:29] ---
    -She's not there.
    -She was there!
[20:32] ---
    Eiji, in all of Origon Village
[20:34] ---
    there are no women with long blonde hair.
[20:38] ---
    You saw a ghost.
[20:41] ---
    Got it? It was a ghost.
[20:44] ---
    A ghost...
[20:46] ---
    I'm scared. Will you sleep with me?
[20:49] ---
    Yes.
[21:13] ---
    Migi. Migi! I figured it out.
[21:17] ---
    This is how Eiji took...
[21:21] ---
    our mother away from us.
[21:24] ---
    I have gathered the evidence, now's the time.
[21:29] ---
    Migi, it's time to get revenge.
[23:03] ---
    Migi, it's time to get revenge.
[23:09] ---
    Migi?
[23:12] ---
    I finished interrogating him,
    Eiji did it--
[23:24] ---
    I will never forgive you.

Season 1

E8 - Two ≠ One

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[00:07] ---
    Oh, Shunpei.
[00:09] ---
    Are you eating in your room again?
[00:12] ---
    Does it matter where I am when I eat?
[00:14] ---
    I guess so.
[00:17] ---
    It just reeks of nerd.
[00:21] ---
    Shut up.
[00:31] ---
    I'm back.
[00:33] ---
    I brought you food.
[00:40] ---
    Here.
[02:42] ---
    Hey, Hitori.
[02:44] ---
    I'm not going to force you…
[02:47] ---
    But won't you tell me what happened?
[02:57] ---
    This has been going on for three days.
[03:00] ---
    He won't let me contact his parents, and…
[03:04] ---
    Wait. Did they abuse him?
[03:07] ---
    No, those two
    would never be able to do that.
[03:12] ---
    Though… This is Origon Village after all.
[03:15] ---
    You saved me.
[03:19] ---
    Now it's my turn to do the same for you.
[03:24] ---
    It really isn't easy to live in this place.
[03:27] ---
    Everyone thinks there's
    only one correct way to live,
[03:30] ---
    and they're all busy trying to fake that.
[03:32] ---
    But if you tip the lid a little,
    all the issues come pouring out.
[03:37] ---
    My sister is the same.
[03:39] ---
    She used to do so well.
[03:41] ---
    -Shunpei.
    -Crap.
[03:44] ---
    Your friend is here.
[03:46] ---
    Uh, okay.
[03:48] ---
    Got it.
[03:50] ---
    Who is it?
[03:53] ---
    Hello.
[03:58] ---
    Huh?
[03:59] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    How did you get outside?
[04:04] ---
    Umm, you see…
[04:07] ---
    I crawled out the window.
[04:09] ---
    Please let me back inside.
[04:11] ---
    Ah, uh, sure.
[04:15] ---
    But that's so strange, Hitori.
[04:18] ---
    -Akiyama.
    -Huh?
[04:20] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[04:22] ---
    -Go make me some tea.
    -What?
[04:25] ---
    You're too straight-forward.
[04:42] ---
    Migi.
[04:44] ---
    You're in there, aren't you?
[04:47] ---
    Listen, Migi.
[04:49] ---
    Come home already.
[04:51] ---
    The two of us
[04:53] ---
    have to get revenge on Eiji.
[04:55] ---
    The two of us have to be one.
[04:57] ---
    We have to.
[04:58] ---
    So come on.
[05:00] ---
    Migi!
[05:01] ---
    Open… it!
[05:09] ---
    Sorry, our tea leaves had gone bad.
[05:11] ---
    Is juice okay?
[05:13] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[05:20] ---
    Damnit. Can he just leave already?
[05:23] ---
    Hey, Hitori,
[05:25] ---
    you can help me study
    to distract yourself a bit.
[05:28] ---
    Oh?
[05:28] ---
    I'd like to review
    what we covered in class.
[05:31] ---
    Ah.
[05:33] ---
    Right, this bit.
[05:35] ---
    This is an inverse proportion,
    so it becomes a hyperbola.
[05:39] ---
    Oh, okay.
[05:40] ---
    Damnit. I don't have time for this.
[05:43] ---
    I have to make Migi change his mind.
[05:47] ---
    Oh, did you hear that?
[05:49] ---
    No.
[05:50] ---
    Let's do the next one.
[05:52] ---
    I heard something coming from the closet.
[05:55] ---
    -Akiyama.
    -What?
[06:06] ---
    I didn't mean to hurt you.
[06:10] ---
    Uh…
[06:12] ---
    All of this
[06:14] ---
    is to get revenge.
[06:16] ---
    Ah, oh, I'm sorry.
[06:19] ---
    I've been too careless.
[06:21] ---
    Even though I was
    the one who wanted revenge.
[06:25] ---
    Though I didn't expect
[06:26] ---
    for you to be
    this passionate about it, Hitori.
[06:30] ---
    Truly, a top student
    is of a different caliber.
[06:33] ---
    Well, that's…
[06:35] ---
    Because it's a promise to mom.
[06:44] ---
    Hitori.
[06:45] ---
    You said you would get
    first place again next time,
[06:49] ---
    did you not?
[06:52] ---
    Let's forget about it.
[06:53] ---
    About the revenge.
[06:55] ---
    You shouldn't pretend to be a model child
[06:57] ---
    just to live up to
    your mom's expectations.
[07:00] ---
    Just set your true self free!
[07:04] ---
    My true…
[07:05] ---
    self…
[07:18] ---
    You're being so loud!
[07:21] ---
    Don't you know how late it is?
[07:23] ---
    ‐Six hours past the Hour of the Rooster.
    ‐I'll kill you.
[07:30] ---
    Migi…
[07:34] ---
    Migi, what are you doing?
[07:35] ---
    Sorry about that, Hitori.
[07:37] ---
    To pick up where we left off…
[07:39] ---
    I don't care about revenge.
[07:41] ---
    Huh?
[07:42] ---
    Huh? Pardon?
[07:44] ---
    I won't take orders from anyone anymore.
[07:54] ---
    Oh, Hitori.
[07:56] ---
    You're ready to set yourself free!
[07:59] ---
    I suddenly feel like
    jumping around outside!
[08:03] ---
    Let's go!
[08:06] ---
    Migi?
[08:07] ---
    Wait!
[08:27] ---
    I am!
[08:28] ---
    I am free!
[08:37] ---
    Mother.
[08:39] ---
    I will…
[08:44] ---
    I will avenge you. Alone, if I have to.
[08:50] ---
    Hitori!
[08:52] ---
    I waited for this.
[08:54] ---
    Guess what it is.
[08:58] ---
    -A fly.
    -Nope.
[08:59] ---
    It's a mosquito!
[09:02] ---
    Next Sunday, at Origon Village Square,
[09:05] ---
    there'll be a Halloween costume contest.
[09:08] ---
    Aren't pumpkins or vampires too cliché?
[09:10] ---
    So you'll be a real dark horse,
    a vampire mosquito!
[09:13] ---
    No one else will be wearing
    the same thing and it has edge to it.
[09:18] ---
    She can't be serious about that bug.
[09:24] ---
    You wear it, Migi.
[09:29] ---
    Honestly,
[09:30] ---
    I wouldn't mind getting
    my blood sucked dry by a Hitori mosquito.
[09:36] ---
    I know, right!
[09:37] ---
    You might even beat Eiji with this.
[09:40] ---
    Will Eiji be participating?
[09:41] ---
    Of course he will.
[09:44] ---
    He was dressed as
    a famous painting last year and won.
[09:48] ---
    He was covered in gold leaves.
[09:51] ---
    Now this
[09:53] ---
    is practically perfect.
[09:56] ---
    Everyone can witness
    Eiji's disgraceful demise.
[10:00] ---
    By the way, Hitori.
[10:02] ---
    You're not eating at all.
[10:04] ---
    You haven't even eaten
    half as much as you use to.
[10:08] ---
    That's not true.
[10:10] ---
    Mmmh!
[10:12] ---
    It's good, it's really good.
[10:15] ---
    Get it together, Dali.
[10:16] ---
    I'm fine on my own without Migi.
[10:20] ---
    I don't need anyone else.
[10:23] ---
    Can I have seconds?
[10:25] ---
    That's the Hitori I know.
[10:33] ---
    It's fine.
[10:34] ---
    I'll get used to it.
[10:36] ---
    Eventually I will.
[10:41] ---
    It's been so long since
    we've baked a pie together.
[10:44] ---
    I'll leave the braiding to you, okay?
[10:49] ---
    Calm down.
[10:52] ---
    All I have to do is alternate sides.
[10:56] ---
    I can do it on my own.
[11:06] ---
    Guess it's not bad.
[11:08] ---
    Though it looks more like
    a whirlwind than a pie.
[11:14] ---
    Get it together, Dali.
[11:17] ---
    Revenge is so close you can almost feel it.
[11:21] ---
    You ought to be
    able to do this on your own.
[11:25] ---
    Ow, ow, ow.
[11:28] ---
    -Dad.
    -Yes?
[11:31] ---
    I'll massage your shoulders.
[11:33] ---
    That's nice. Do you want something?
[11:37] ---
    No, of course not.
[11:39] ---
    I can do it on my own.
[11:43] ---
    First, pummel with the right hand.
[11:45] ---
    Then knead with the left.
[11:48] ---
    No pauses.
[11:54] ---
    How is it, dad?
[11:56] ---
    Is it nice?
[12:00] ---
    Hitori.
[12:01] ---
    You can stop now.
[12:04] ---
    Huh?
[12:11] ---
    You're dripping with sweat.
[12:13] ---
    Let's go take a bath.
[12:22] ---
    Whoop.
[12:25] ---
    Do you want to try?
[12:27] ---
    Whoop!
[12:41] ---
    Whee.
[12:44] ---
    Mr. Duck has powered up.
[12:46] ---
    Whoo.
[12:47] ---
    The spray is stronger
    from one source than from two.
[12:53] ---
    Try covering up one of its eyes.
[12:57] ---
    Whoa. Yes, that's right.
[13:01] ---
    It's really that easy.
[13:03] ---
    A single hole can fire
    a stronger shot than two.
[13:07] ---
    Then…
[13:09] ---
    I just have to erase Migi from within me.
[13:12] ---
    Hitori.
[13:14] ---
    You're hitting my eyes.
[13:21] ---
    Hitori! How is it?
[13:29] ---
    Now the curtain rises
    on the Revenge Act.
[13:36] ---
    Entry number 16.
[13:38] ---
    "A Beaver for One!"
[13:43] ---
    I'll make a dam.
[13:47] ---
    Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw.
[13:49] ---
    Oh, whoopsy-daisy.
[13:52] ---
    Grandma! You have to fall over like a tree.
[13:57] ---
     He's a bare-assed rodent.
[13:59] ---
     Entry number 29.
[14:01] ---
    "We Used to Have Wings."
[14:05] ---
    This is amazing!
[14:06] ---
    It's surpassed the real thing!
[14:10] ---
    That insolent bird-beast.
[14:12] ---
    The other bird remains immobile.
[14:15] ---
    It's a shoe-billed stork!
[14:18] ---
    It was never supposed to move!
[14:20] ---
    Geez. This whole thing is ridiculous.
[14:22] ---
    Don't you think so, Migi?
[14:25] ---
    Get it together.
[14:27] ---
    That's right, you have to.
[14:30] ---
    Hitori, you're up next.
[14:32] ---
    Remember, everyone will
    vote for the winner.
[14:36] ---
    So make sure to be super charming.
[14:39] ---
    Sure, Mom.
[14:41] ---
    Next up is entry number 36.
[14:51] ---
    Tonight, your blood will not
    be consumed by a vampire,
[14:55] ---
    but a vampire mosquito!
[15:00] ---
    -What is that?
    -It's so ugly.
[15:06] ---
    That's so scary.
[15:07] ---
    What if it sucks my blood?
[15:10] ---
    Do not fear, I will protect you.
[15:13] ---
    Whoa, the mosquito!
[15:15] ---
    It is not drinking, it is spitting!
[15:20] ---
    Everyone is booing!
[15:22] ---
    Oh no, bad boy.
[15:26] ---
    There's no way I would
    seriously play the role of a bug.
[15:30] ---
    Geez, Hitori. You were
    a bit too avant-garde up there.
[15:34] ---
    Bzz-bzz.
[15:35] ---
    Though if it'd been a punk-rock contest,
    you would've won for sure.
[15:40] ---
    ‐For one second…
    ‐Hey.
[15:42] ---
    Do you reckon Eiji will win this year too?
[15:45] ---
    Obviously he will!
[15:46] ---
    Eiji wins each and every year.
[15:49] ---
    It's tradition for him
    to sit on the throne of glory.
[15:52] ---
    Whoa, I'm so excited to
    see his costume this year.
[15:59] ---
    Too bad.
[16:00] ---
    The throne this year is not one of glory,
[16:04] ---
    because I redesigned it a little.
[16:08] ---
    It's a throne of death,
    covered in disgrace.
[16:11] ---
    Now, the moment
    you have all been waiting for.
[16:14] ---
    The absolute king has arrived.
[16:16] ---
    Oh, Eiji is up next.
[16:18] ---
    Eiji Ichijo
[16:22] ---
    will show us…
[16:25] ---
    -Huh?
    -What's wrong?
[16:29] ---
    Huh?
[16:31] ---
    Umm, what exactly are you dressed up as?
[16:35] ---
    I wonder what's wrong.
[16:37] ---
    He's not usually like this.
[16:39] ---
    What is this idiocy?
[16:43] ---
    No...
[16:45] ---
    It wasn't a ghost.
[16:49] ---
    Is that why? Now what do I do?
[16:52] ---
    He won't win like this.
[16:54] ---
    What a letdown.
[16:56] ---
    He definitely won't win this year.
[16:59] ---
    What do I do? How do I fix this?
[17:01] ---
    -He looks like a beggar.
    -That's it.
[17:05] ---
    ‐I wonder what's wrong.
    -That costume is…
[17:10] ---
    Huh?
[17:11] ---
    Then why isn't he holding anything?
[17:13] ---
    Oh, maybe it's because…
[17:17] ---
    No way!
[17:18] ---
    Did you know, Eiji's costume…
[17:26] ---
    This mosquito does not only drink blood.
[17:30] ---
    It also infects people with a certain idea.
[17:40] ---
    Oh, what is happening?
[17:42] ---
    The money offerings are pouring in!
[17:50] ---
    What exactly is going on?
[17:53] ---
    Ei… Eiji, he…
[17:55] ---
    He sold the instrument
    he held so incredibly dear.
[17:59] ---
    So that he could buy
    a single loaf of bread.
[18:02] ---
    Why did he need to buy that?
[18:05] ---
    To feed his starving little sister.
[18:10] ---
    You mean to say that Eiji is dressed as
[18:13] ---
    a beggar?
[18:15] ---
    No, can you not sense it?
[18:19] ---
    Even without his instrument, Eiji is
[18:22] ---
    a troubadour.
[18:25] ---
    He is still a poet at heart.
[18:37] ---
    Eiji Ichijo wins!
[18:40] ---
    An overwhelming victory
    with 90% of all votes!
[18:47] ---
    Did you see that, Migi?
[18:49] ---
    I am perfectly capable on my own.
[18:53] ---
    Now…
[18:55] ---
    Once Eiji sits on the throne…
[19:03] ---
    He shall wear the crown of death.
[19:06] ---
    And I will have a front-row seat
[19:09] ---
    to witness
[19:11] ---
    your disgraceful death.
[19:14] ---
    Eiji, please move to the throne.
[19:25] ---
    Now.
[19:28] ---
    I decline.
[19:29] ---
    What?
[19:32] ---
    I have no right to become king.
[19:36] ---
    Amazing.
[19:37] ---
    He stays in character.
[19:40] ---
    I see.
[19:41] ---
    You choose the artistry above glory.
[19:43] ---
    There's no helping it.
    We must respect a poet's wishes.
[19:46] ---
    -Wait.
    -In which case, the winner is…
[19:49] ---
    "We Used to Have Wings!"
[19:54] ---
    -Yay!
    -Stop, let go!
[19:57] ---
    Move to the throne.
[19:59] ---
    Wait.
[20:00] ---
    Stop!
[20:09] ---
    Migi.
[20:11] ---
    Oh, Hitori has changed costumes.
[20:14] ---
    That's adorable.
[20:16] ---
    Please come here.
[20:22] ---
    Migi!
[20:23] ---
    There, take your time.
[20:26] ---
    Hitori!
[20:30] ---
    Migi!
[20:36] ---
    Migi!
[20:44] ---
    Migi!
[20:56] ---
    Migi…
[21:00] ---
    Migi.
[21:02] ---
    Migi.
[21:04] ---
    Migi.
[21:06] ---
    Migi!

Season 1

E9 - Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill

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[00:01] ---
    Eiji is out of the hospital.
[00:03] ---
    Huh?
[00:04] ---
    I was honestly worried for a second,
[00:07] ---
    but you're back to your usual self.
[00:09] ---
    So I'm grateful to Eiji.
[00:12] ---
    He's a true hero.
[00:15] ---
    Why did Eiji save me?
[00:21] ---
    Why?
[00:30] ---
    It's okay, Hitori.
[00:33] ---
    Migi…
[00:35] ---
    Migi…
[00:36] ---
    What's wrong?
[00:37] ---
    Does your heart hurt?
[00:53] ---
    Oh.
[01:01] ---
    Uh, umm…
[01:03] ---
    Well…
[01:04] ---
    I- I'm…
[01:06] ---
    I'm a girl from Eiji's school.
[01:09] ---
    I wanted to visit him.
[01:11] ---
    Eiji is currently
    unable to receive guests.
[01:14] ---
    Please leave.
[01:16] ---
    Mom.
[01:20] ---
    Come in.
[01:21] ---
    Oh.
[03:00] ---
    Mom.
[03:01] ---
    Could you leave for a second?
[03:06] ---
    Call me right away if you need me.
[03:15] ---
    Keep your voice low for now, okay?
[03:17] ---
    Uh,
[03:19] ---
    I heard you got hurt.
[03:21] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:22] ---
    Yeah.
[03:23] ---
    I shouldn't have any lasting effects.
[03:27] ---
    Hey.
[03:27] ---
    Why did you…
[03:29] ---
    Save Hitori?
[03:34] ---
    I wasn't helping him.
[03:37] ---
    I just…
[03:39] ---
    wanted to atone for my sins.
[03:42] ---
    Atone?
[03:45] ---
    I'm…
[03:47] ---
    a sinner.
[03:52] ---
    Mom!
[03:52] ---
    Could you buy me some
    sourdough bread from Descartes?
[04:00] ---
    I want to show you something.
[04:04] ---
    Is this…
[04:06] ---
    the Origon Village diorama
    that Dali talked about?
[04:10] ---
    I honestly never really understood
[04:13] ---
    why my mom was
    making something like this, but…
[04:16] ---
    I finally get it.
[04:19] ---
    She's been surveilling Origon Village
[04:21] ---
    to make sure
    my secret was kept safe.
[04:24] ---
    Your secret?
[04:26] ---
    On Christmas Eve when I was five…
[04:29] ---
    I saw a woman in the window of my room
[04:32] ---
    and I pushed her down.
[04:36] ---
    And my mom made me believe
    I'd just seen a ghost.
[04:40] ---
    She told me that there was
    no one like that in Origon Village.
[04:45] ---
    But… There was.
[04:50] ---
    There's a doll house in my sister's room.
[04:52] ---
    And all the dolls inside of it
[04:54] ---
    are actually people who
    used to live in Origon Village.
[04:57] ---
    That's where I found her.
[05:00] ---
    I suppose my mother thought
[05:02] ---
    that the woman I had pushed down
    was now hiding somewhere in the village,
[05:06] ---
    and was waiting for
    a chance to get revenge.
[05:09] ---
    Or maybe someone else knew who she was.
[05:14] ---
    And my mother suspects
[05:15] ---
    that someone knows my secret
    and tried to kill me because of it.
[05:21] ---
    And now…
[05:22] ---
    The arrow is pointing to…
[05:34] ---
    Hitori is in danger.
[05:35] ---
    You have to let him know.
[05:38] ---
    Why me?
[05:41] ---
    Because you…
[05:42] ---
    like him, don't you?
[05:45] ---
    Huh?
[05:48] ---
    I'm…
[05:49] ---
    dating Eiji.
[05:54] ---
    I could easily tell.
[06:01] ---
    Dali…
[06:05] ---
    Are you playing house up here?
[06:08] ---
    They were sold out of
    the sourdough bread you wanted.
[06:13] ---
    So instead
[06:15] ---
    I got a rock-hard…
[06:18] ---
    Stonebaked baguette.
[06:29] ---
    Run!
[06:39] ---
    Now that you have seen it
[06:42] ---
    I can't let you go.
[06:48] ---
    You!
[06:52] ---
    I have to tell Dali,
    or he'll end up like Micchan.
[06:59] ---
    I won't let you get away.
[07:01] ---
    Hitori Sonoyama.
[07:24] ---
    Karen.
[07:25] ---
    What is it, Mom?
[07:27] ---
    I'm busy playing right now.
[07:36] ---
    Open the door.
[07:40] ---
    Open the doo--
[07:47] ---
    Oh no.
[07:57] ---
    Don't interrupt me when I'm playing!
[08:00] ---
    I'm having tea
    with everyone, don't you see?
[08:07] ---
    A bread this hard
[08:08] ---
    doesn't go well with rose tea.
[08:12] ---
    You're right.
[08:20] ---
    Thank you.
[08:22] ---
    It's fine.
[08:25] ---
    That woman
[08:26] ---
    is not my mother.
[08:31] ---
    My brother and I
[08:32] ---
    wasn't born by her.
[08:35] ---
    We're just
[08:36] ---
    pretending to be one happy Ichijo family.
[08:42] ---
    But it's fake.
[08:44] ---
    My real family
[08:47] ---
    is here.
[09:06] ---
    Kill, kill, kill…
[09:11] ---
    Kill, kill, kill…
[09:23] ---
    How can we ever thank Eiji enough?
[09:26] ---
    Imagining what would've
    happened if he hadn't been there…
[09:31] ---
    Oh, no.
[09:32] ---
    He only did what
    any son of a doctor would do.
[09:36] ---
    How is Hitori?
[09:38] ---
    He's been sleeping ever since it happened.
[09:41] ---
    It seems to have taken
    quite a toll on his mental health.
[09:45] ---
    Ever since, you say?
[09:48] ---
    -Yes.
    -Yeah.
[09:50] ---
    Ever since…
[09:56] ---
    Oh?
[09:57] ---
    What is the matter?
[10:08] ---
    Not… her mom?
[10:10] ---
    Then who is that woman?
[10:13] ---
    And who is Eiji?
[10:15] ---
    Ah.
[10:16] ---
    Dali is in danger.
[10:17] ---
    I have to get out of here
    before she finds me.
[10:21] ---
    You should run.
[10:23] ---
    Leave Origon Village.
[10:40] ---
    They're asleep.
[10:43] ---
    But it's… The middle of the day?
[10:48] ---
    Something's off.
[10:50] ---
    I have an uneasy feeling in my chest.
[11:01] ---
    Dali!
[11:02] ---
    What happened? Who did this to you?
[11:05] ---
    Migi…
[11:07] ---
    Why did you come?
[11:09] ---
    Huh?
[11:17] ---
    I would never have
    expected for Hitori Sonoyama
[11:20] ---
    to be one person played by two people.
[11:24] ---
    So you are Metry's sons.
[11:26] ---
    Where is she hiding?
[11:29] ---
    Your son pushed her and killed her!
[11:32] ---
    Migi?
[11:33] ---
    How do you know--
[11:34] ---
    Eiji told me himself.
[11:36] ---
    She's dead?
[11:39] ---
    Dead?
[11:41] ---
    That's right.
[11:42] ---
    She's dead.
[11:47] ---
    What are you laughing at, woman!
[11:50] ---
    Finally
[11:52] ---
    you two get to see your precious mother.
[12:03] ---
    Go ahead and kill us.
[12:05] ---
    The Sonoyamas will not keep quiet about it.
[12:08] ---
    No matter how well you hide us,
[12:10] ---
    you will leave a trace.
[12:13] ---
    It's a possibility.
[12:15] ---
    Well then, how about this?
[12:18] ---
    I will kill only one of you two.
[12:22] ---
    Then no matter which one of you dies,
    the old couple won't care.
[12:26] ---
    Because on the outside, Hitori is
[12:28] ---
    only one person.
[12:32] ---
    Now, which one of you should I kill?
[12:35] ---
    It's a hard question. You look the same.
[12:38] ---
    Tell me who of you
    should be the one to die.
[12:41] ---
    What? No way!
[12:44] ---
    He has a short temper.
[12:45] ---
    Huh?
[12:46] ---
    He's not smart either.
[12:48] ---
    He eats like a pig
[12:50] ---
    and forgets things easily,
[12:52] ---
    Dali?
[12:53] ---
    Oh.
[12:54] ---
    So the one on the right
    is the most lacking.
[12:57] ---
    He never does as he'd told,
[12:59] ---
    and gets fooled easily.
[13:01] ---
    He's going to cause a lot of
    trouble for the Sonoyamas, isn't he?
[13:05] ---
    Dali…
[13:06] ---
    You…
[13:07] ---
    Yes.
[13:08] ---
    So the one who should die
[13:11] ---
    is me.
[13:15] ---
    Migi might be an idiot…
[13:18] ---
    but without him
[13:20] ---
    I couldn't go on.
[13:22] ---
    But he'll
[13:24] ---
    forget all about revenge and about me.
[13:29] ---
    He'll live on.
[13:31] ---
    An earnest decision, I see.
[13:34] ---
    Wait.
[13:36] ---
    The scarf suits you.
[13:39] ---
    Stop it.
[13:42] ---
    Dali!
[13:45] ---
    …Gi.
[13:46] ---
    Remember…
[13:48] ---
    to eat…
[13:49] ---
    enough…
[13:51] ---
    for the both
[13:53] ---
    of us.
[13:59] ---
    I can't see Migi any longer.
[14:05] ---
    Is this…
[14:08] ---
    My memories.
[14:10] ---
    Our dusty home…
[14:16] ---
    Huh?
[14:19] ---
    Even if you can't see it,
    dust will accumulate.
[14:23] ---
    And the one who will
    clean every nook and cranny
[14:26] ---
    is the housekeeper!
[14:28] ---
    It is my job.
[14:31] ---
    Even if you can't see it,
    dust will accumulate.
[14:35] ---
    And the one who will
    clean every nook and cranny
[14:38] ---
    is the housekeeper!
[14:41] ---
    It is my job.
[14:43] ---
    Long time no see.
[14:45] ---
    And nice to meet you, Double Hitori.
[14:48] ---
    But you died in the attic…
[14:51] ---
    At that time, the Mrs. caught me
[14:53] ---
    and almost buried me alive.
[14:55] ---
    But little Karen saved me.
[14:58] ---
    And after that I visited the people
    who had been chased out of Origon Village,
[15:03] ---
    And I met Karen's birth mother.
[15:07] ---
    And then
[15:09] ---
    I found out that
    the Mrs. cannot bear children.
[15:17] ---
    Believe it or not, but Eiji is--
[15:20] ---
    Cut!
[15:28] ---
    Those misplaced dots for eyes
[15:30] ---
    always pissed me off.
[15:33] ---
    Oh, Mrs.
[15:35] ---
    There's wrinkles on that
    silky white bedsheet skin of yours.
[15:39] ---
    Good thing I am an expert at bed making.
[15:52] ---
    Look at that.
[15:56] ---
    You're almost at
    the foot of the stairs to Heaven.
[16:01] ---
    No,
[16:02] ---
    it is Hell.
[16:05] ---
    It's a group tour to instant death!
[16:20] ---
    Okay, now.
[16:21] ---
    Let's make this fair play.
[16:26] ---
    Playtime is over.
[16:28] ---
    Today, in the most literal sense,
[16:31] ---
    you will be axed.
[16:34] ---
    Dine!
[16:37] ---
    Stop it!
[16:38] ---
    Very very good boy!
[16:41] ---
    Hitoris!
[16:43] ---
    Run away now.
[16:45] ---
    And fast.
[16:47] ---
    Her promise to spare one of you was a lie.
[16:49] ---
    She will leave no one
    alive to tell her secret.
[16:52] ---
    Leave the village and get the police.
[16:57] ---
    And Eiji…
[16:59] ---
    Eiji is--
[17:11] ---
    Dali!
[17:12] ---
    We're far out of the village already.
[17:14] ---
    She won't chase us this far.
[17:16] ---
    No, not yet.
[17:19] ---
    Dali!
[17:20] ---
    Dali!
[17:21] ---
    How far are you gonna go?
[17:30] ---
    Hey, Dali.
[17:31] ---
    The old pair and… the beast…
[17:34] ---
    Do you think she…
[17:36] ---
    Killed them?
[17:38] ---
    No.
[17:39] ---
    We're the ones she's after.
[17:41] ---
    I'm sure they're fine.
[17:45] ---
    Maybe we should…
[17:47] ---
    We're not going back.
[17:49] ---
    If we do, she'll kill us.
[17:53] ---
    Forget everything.
[17:56] ---
    I know that…
[18:10] ---
    Dali, someone's here.
[18:12] ---
    It's okay, Migi.
[18:13] ---
    No one will find us in here.
[18:21] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[18:24] ---
    Some weird mix of leftovers?
[18:30] ---
    Migi, this is edible.
[18:35] ---
    But… Why would someone put this here?
[18:42] ---
    I got it.
[18:43] ---
    This place is
[18:44] ---
    A shrine for pointy-nosed beasts.
[18:47] ---
    Migi.
[18:47] ---
    Let's make this our new home.
[18:50] ---
    No one will find us here,
[18:52] ---
    and we have food too.
[18:58] ---
    I want the old lady's cherry pie.
[19:06] ---
    Dali?
[19:10] ---
    Dali!
[19:18] ---
    I told you.
[19:20] ---
    We can't go back to the Sonoyama house.
[19:29] ---
    Migi!
[19:30] ---
    You idiot!
[19:31] ---
    Get out of there!
[19:33] ---
    No.
[19:34] ---
    This bike is
[19:35] ---
    the first gift I've ever gotten.
[19:47] ---
    So the Sonoyamas are more important
[19:49] ---
    than me or your mother?
[19:51] ---
    You traitor!
[19:55] ---
    You're the traitor.
[19:57] ---
    Deciding to die all by yourself!
[20:01] ---
    Akiyama!
[20:03] ---
    All of a sudden you're
    opening up to someone other than me!
[20:07] ---
    Sali!
[20:09] ---
    You took away my first love!
[20:11] ---
    I really loved her!
[20:16] ---
    How about it, Migi?
[20:18] ---
    Are you still
    thinking about that cherry pie?
[20:26] ---
    We'll reveal…
[20:28] ---
    the truth about the Ichijos…
[20:32] ---
    and go for walks with…
[20:34] ---
    the golden beast--
[20:36] ---
    Quit that!
[20:39] ---
    We'll go catch bugs with Akiyama…
[20:41] ---
    Shut up.
[20:42] ---
    Shut up. Stop talking!
[20:45] ---
    And with the old woman…
[20:47] ---
    and the old man…
[20:48] ---
    and the two of us…
[20:52] ---
    We will have cherry pie together.
[20:59] ---
    That's…
[21:01] ---
    what you want?
[21:02] ---
    Yeah.
[21:03] ---
    Sounds good, right?
[21:09] ---
    You really are an idiot.
[21:11] ---
    You'll risk your life
[21:13] ---
    not to avenge our mother,
    but for a sweet cherry pie?
[21:18] ---
    Ugh, my hands hurt.
    I think I broke something.
[21:24] ---
    You'll have to
[21:25] ---
    hold the handles.
[21:27] ---
    Huh?
[21:38] ---
    Don't let your guard down, Migi.
[21:40] ---
    I know that, Dali.
[21:46] ---
    THANKS FOR THE FOOD
[23:25] ---
    Hitori didn't do it!

Season 1

E10 - Beavers vs Mother Ichijo

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[00:01] ---
    We found it underneath your son's bed.
[00:05] ---
    There's no way Hitori would kill Micchan.
[00:08] ---
    Hitori didn't do it!
[00:11] ---
    We're...
[00:13] ---
    murderers?
[00:14] ---
    That woman set us up.
[00:20] ---
    Damn her.
[00:22] ---
    Damn her to Hell.
[00:23] ---
    Migi.
[00:24] ---
    Let's expose the Ichijio's.
[00:26] ---
    We'll prove our innocence.
[00:29] ---
    I know that.
[00:31] ---
    We'll pull everything out of them.
[00:34] ---
    And then
[00:36] ---
    we will come back home.
[00:41] ---
    What do we do though?
[00:43] ---
    We're wanted criminals,
[00:45] ---
    and the Ichijos got their guard up.
[00:47] ---
    We can't keep going like before.
[00:51] ---
    We have no choice.
[00:53] ---
    We have to ask him for help.
[02:31] ---
    Hitori...
[02:32] ---
    Where...
[02:34] ---
    in the world are you?
[02:39] ---
    Akiyama... Listen to me.
[02:41] ---
    I'm--
[02:46] ---
    I was so worried.
[02:48] ---
    You were suddenly gone.
[02:55] ---
    I can't believe it.
[02:56] ---
    Eiji's mom did it?
[02:59] ---
    Yeah.
[03:00] ---
    I swear it's the truth.
[03:02] ---
    It sounds incredible,
    but I'll take your word for it.
[03:05] ---
    I believe what you say, Hitori.
[03:08] ---
    Please, Akiyama.
[03:10] ---
    Help me.
[03:12] ---
    I got you.
[03:13] ---
    If it's for you,
[03:15] ---
    I'll give my right wing to help.
[03:18] ---
    Though if we're taking on the Ichijos
[03:20] ---
    we need a powerful weapon.
[03:24] ---
    A weapon...
[03:25] ---
    Wait a second, okay?
[03:28] ---
    I got an idea.
[03:33] ---
    Why are you hiding, Dali?
[03:35] ---
    We can't do this just the two of us.
[03:39] ---
    We have to get more people on our team.
[03:42] ---
    Am I wrong?
[03:45] ---
    Hey, Dali.
[03:47] ---
    Akiyama believed me right away.
[03:49] ---
    He'll surely accept both of us.
[03:54] ---
    You're right. It's Akiyama, after all.
[04:00] ---
    Hey! D--
[04:05] ---
    Oh.
[04:06] ---
    It's the murderer.
[04:08] ---
    Mom!
[04:10] ---
    Hitori!
[04:13] ---
    So what you're saying is
[04:15] ---
    the Ichijos are the devil reincarnated
[04:18] ---
    and you need my
    superior intelligence to stop them?
[04:22] ---
    Why did you bring him here?
[04:24] ---
    He has the newest
    technology in that bag.
[04:27] ---
    We absolutely need it
    if we want to take down the Ichijos.
[04:35] ---
    Please, Maruta.
[04:37] ---
    Help me.
[04:40] ---
    It's "Lord Maruta" to you.
[04:46] ---
    Henceforth we shall be "Beavers"!
[04:50] ---
    Boss.
[04:51] ---
    What do you want, minion?
[04:53] ---
    What about pullin' the Ichijos'
    little lady over to our crew, eh?
[04:57] ---
    She bailed me outta a tight spot, ya know.
[05:01] ---
    She'd be a slick mole for us, no doubt.
[05:05] ---
    Hmm, Karen?
[05:07] ---
    She seems a little arrogant,
[05:09] ---
    but I guess she's cute.
[05:10] ---
    Though I heard that since it happened
[05:13] ---
    Karen hasn't been to school
    nor girlscout meetings.
[05:17] ---
    How do you suggest
    we get in touch with her?
[05:21] ---
    Little minions.
[05:22] ---
    Both dams and technology advance rapidly.
[05:28] ---
    I don't trust him.
[05:31] ---
    If things go south he'll betray us for sure.
[05:33] ---
    I know you won't believe it,
[05:35] ---
    but Maruta wants to be your friend.
[05:37] ---
    Him? He just wants
    someone he can boss around!
[05:40] ---
    Oh. Look.
[05:42] ---
    It's a cute little racoon dog.
[05:49] ---
    Oh man.
[05:51] ---
    I told you.
[05:53] ---
    We should kick him out
[05:55] ---
    and just take the helicopter.
[05:57] ---
    I want to introduce you
    to someone instead.
[05:59] ---
    Someone much better
    and much smarter than the rodent.
[06:03] ---
    Hold up.
[06:04] ---
    Maruta's doing something.
[06:08] ---
    He removed his identity!
[06:11] ---
    And put it on the lamp!
[06:14] ---
    Did he lose his mind?
[06:26] ---
    That's Karen's room.
[06:28] ---
    Could it be...
[06:30] ---
    Are they...
[06:33] ---
    They're using morse codes
[06:35] ---
    to talk with each other!
[06:46] ---
    "Can't get out. Door locked."
[06:49] ---
    "Can open window. Come. Will help."
[06:52] ---
    That's all.
[06:53] ---
    You're amazing, Maruta!
    You turned a hopeless situation around!
[06:58] ---
    Right, Hitori?
[06:59] ---
    Yeah...
[07:00] ---
    Thanks, Maruta.
[07:03] ---
    Ah. Lord Maruta.
[07:09] ---
    Just say Maruta.
[07:18] ---
    Anyways, how about
[07:21] ---
    we have a strategy meeting
    in my secret lair.
[07:24] ---
    That's a good idea.
[07:37] ---
    We have to take Karen hostage.
[07:39] ---
    Right. That will make them fess up.
[07:43] ---
    But how do we get in through that window?
[07:46] ---
    There's police all over the place.
[07:48] ---
    We need a scarecrow,
    a stool pigeon, and a videographer...
[07:52] ---
    So
[07:54] ---
    it would be great to have
    just one more person to come with us.
[07:58] ---
    One more?
[08:00] ---
    We already do.
[08:02] ---
    What?
[08:03] ---
    Look over there.
[08:06] ---
    Huh?
[08:08] ---
    Did you see a flying pig?
[08:20] ---
    MOM
[08:23] ---
    Cockadoodledoo,
    cockadoodledoo, cockadoodledo!
[08:28] ---
    Okay, he's quiet.
[08:32] ---
    So in short, we
[08:34] ---
    pretended to be one person all along.
[08:39] ---
    I can't believe that's
    how things were for Hitori.
[08:42] ---
    You frauds.
[08:44] ---
    The two of you have been fooling us.
[08:47] ---
    Maruta.
[08:48] ---
    That's mean--
[08:51] ---
    Are you crying?
[08:52] ---
    The dam is leaking.
[08:55] ---
    Can you keep this between us?
[08:58] ---
    You can't tell
    the Sonoyamas either.
[09:01] ---
    I promise. On my heart.
[09:04] ---
    Right, Maruta?
[09:07] ---
    This is a secret lair. Nothing gets out of here.
[09:10] ---
    Oh. You're rewriting it--
[09:14] ---
    Bring the darkness of the Ichijos
[09:16] ---
    into the light.
[09:18] ---
    Let's go.
[09:19] ---
    Be birds!
[09:24] ---
    Let's go home, Inspector.
[09:26] ---
    I already put the kid down as a runaway.
[09:31] ---
    No,
[09:33] ---
    perps always return to the scene.
[09:35] ---
    On a night as quiet as this one,
    something is bound to happen.
[09:45] ---
    It's a bird monster!
[09:48] ---
    Wait, look closely.
[09:50] ---
    It has legs.
[09:51] ---
    It might be the boy.
[09:53] ---
    -Apprehend him!
    -Wait!
[09:57] ---
    We trust your ability
    as a decoy, Akiyama.
[10:00] ---
    Fly, stool pigeon.
[10:08] ---
    Now, for my secret tool...
[10:11] ---
    The tooth that sticks out
    gets hammered down.
[10:15] ---
    Focus on the target.
[10:17] ---
    Get out!
[10:26] ---
    A perfect knot. As expected of Karen.
[10:29] ---
    My Beaver gentlemen,
[10:32] ---
    now we shall
[10:34] ---
    cross this bridge
    and infiltrate the Ichijo mansion.
[10:38] ---
    You want us to use that flimsy rope?
[10:40] ---
    It was made by me,
    the scout with perfect attendance.
[10:44] ---
    Just watch, you chicken.
[10:47] ---
    Wiggle-waggle, wiggle-waggle....
[10:56] ---
    You're too slow, Maruta. We'll get caught.
[10:59] ---
    Wigglewaggle.
[11:00] ---
    You're such amateurs.
[11:02] ---
    This kind of thing should be
    done leisurely, while enjoying nature.
[11:07] ---
    Whoa, that was close.
[11:11] ---
    Barbed wire?
[11:15] ---
    If we fall, it's over for us.
[11:17] ---
    Let's hurry up and cross it.
[11:20] ---
    Maruta?
[11:24] ---
    Stop it, don't shake it.
[11:26] ---
    We'll fall down.
[11:31] ---
    Crap, the branch is giving in.
[11:34] ---
    Maruta, come on, keep going!
[11:40] ---
    Dangit.
[11:46] ---
    Go!
[11:52] ---
    Dali!
[11:57] ---
    -Why are you not moving--
    -I'll fall.
[12:01] ---
    I can't keep going.
[12:17] ---
    Migi?
[12:20] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:22] ---
    Making our weight become zero.
[12:25] ---
    Okay, Dali. Let's keep going.
[12:28] ---
    Migi. You...
[12:32] ---
    You've gotten fat. It's unbalanced.
[12:35] ---
    What? Jesus, Dali.
[12:37] ---
    You're so arrogant.
[12:43] ---
    It looks like my growth spurt
    came earlier than yours.
[12:46] ---
    Whatever you say.
[12:52] ---
    I've never before received
    such romantic morse codes.
[12:57] ---
    Well... ti amorse.
[13:07] ---
    He lay on his belly
    for the first time today.
[13:11] ---
    At this rate, he'll start crawling soon.
[13:14] ---
    And then next thing he'll be standing up.
[13:18] ---
    I'm so excited for him to grow up.
[13:21] ---
    My cute little Eiji.
[13:29] ---
    I'll act as a hostage?
[13:32] ---
    If her daughter's life is on the line,
    even that woman
[13:35] ---
    will fess up, won't she?
[13:37] ---
    I'm not so sure.
[13:38] ---
    I'm not sure I'll be enough.
[13:42] ---
    My brother resembles our father,
    so if it's him, then maybe...
[13:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:50] ---
    What is the deal with that woman?
[13:55] ---
    Something always felt off.
[13:58] ---
    As if we were just playing happy family.
[14:01] ---
    And then by coincidence,
[14:02] ---
    Mitchan looked into that something.
[14:05] ---
    And I remember once I knew
    that woman isn't really my mom
[14:09] ---
    I felt so relieved.
[14:13] ---
    She wants everything to be perfect.
[14:16] ---
    Both her family,
    and the village, and her life
[14:19] ---
    has to be like a perfect set of cutlery.
[14:26] ---
    Please bring ruin to this house.
[14:29] ---
    Bring ruin?
[14:31] ---
    I'll bring complete ruin.
[14:33] ---
    No matter what it takes.
[14:38] ---
    Maruta.
[14:39] ---
    Karen.
[14:44] ---
    Anyways, how do we make Eiji our hostage?
[14:47] ---
    We can't leave this room.
[14:49] ---
    Leave it to me.
[14:50] ---
    I am a master at playing pretend.
[15:04] ---
    It hurts! It hurts!
[15:06] ---
    -My tummy hurts!
    -Karen!
[15:07] ---
    What's wrong? Where does it hurt?
[15:11] ---
    The duodenum.
[15:13] ---
    Ah, I see, the duodenum.
[15:18] ---
    Where are you going?
[15:19] ---
    You're leaving behind the director.
[15:21] ---
    Just follow us.
[15:23] ---
    Pffh.
[15:25] ---
    My brother isn't in his room.
[15:27] ---
    He's being given re-education.
[15:31] ---
    So Eiji is...
[15:34] ---
    Inside this room.
[15:43] ---
    Eiji...
[15:45] ---
    Why is Eiji like this?
[15:53] ---
    Oh no, she'll come here.
[15:59] ---
    What is this family?
[16:02] ---
    They're crazy.
[16:04] ---
    That's right.
[16:06] ---
    This is the idolized
[16:09] ---
    Ichijo family.
[16:17] ---
    It's actually good for us
    that he's been babyfied.
[16:19] ---
    We'll kidnap him while he's defenseless.
[16:22] ---
    Then interrogate her.
[16:24] ---
    To do that, we have to
[16:27] ---
    bring Eiji upstairs.
[16:29] ---
    What?
[16:30] ---
    Why do we have to do that?
[16:32] ---
    Let's just stay here.
[16:34] ---
    Maruta.
[16:36] ---
    You don't know that woman.
[16:38] ---
    In here, she'll snap our necks
    in the blink of an eye.
[16:45] ---
    We have to keep a safe distance to her.
[16:49] ---
    Then we'll threaten her
    from the first floor.
[16:52] ---
    I told you not to underestimate her.
[16:54] ---
    She'll squash us.
[16:55] ---
    So we have to be on the second floor
[16:59] ---
    and have her be downstairs.
[17:02] ---
    That's the most
    safe way for us to do this.
[17:05] ---
    Migi and I will bring Eiji upstairs
[17:08] ---
    and hide from view.
[17:10] ---
    Meanwhile you'll make noise
    to make her go downstairs.
[17:15] ---
    Then you just hide
    and film everything that happens.
[17:19] ---
    Okay, I got you.
[17:21] ---
    That's a piece of cake.
[17:25] ---
    Don't be afraid.
[17:26] ---
    We're Beavers.
[17:28] ---
    We fear nothing.
[17:31] ---
    Just as Migi said.
[17:33] ---
    You promised Karen, right?
[17:35] ---
    To bring ruin no matter what.
[17:37] ---
    Yes.
[17:39] ---
    Bring Ichijo's darkness
[17:41] ---
    into the light.
[17:45] ---
    Okay, slowly now.
[17:57] ---
    I can't believe you can
    look at Eiji like that.
[18:01] ---
    Hey, Dali.
[18:03] ---
    What do you think about Eiji right now?
[18:05] ---
    Do you still want to kill him?
[18:09] ---
    What about you?
[18:11] ---
    I think before I would have
[18:13] ---
    taken pictures of him and
[18:15] ---
    spread it out in the entire school.
[18:19] ---
    But now...
[18:21] ---
    He's the one who killed our mother.
[18:25] ---
    But he saved me twice.
[18:28] ---
    First, from the pumpkin,
[18:31] ---
    then from the baguette.
[18:33] ---
    A baguette?
[18:35] ---
    Oh no.
[18:41] ---
    Oh no Dali, he's fed up with my face.
[18:43] ---
    Dali, you try making a face at him.
[18:57] ---
    What kind of face was that, Dali?
[19:01] ---
    I don't know.
[19:02] ---
    I don't know how to face him.
[19:08] ---
    Once those two have taken Eiji upstairs,
[19:11] ---
    I'll close the key cover
    of the piano loudly,
[19:14] ---
    and then quickly hide.
[19:16] ---
    It's a piece of cake.
[19:25] ---
    Maruta!
[19:28] ---
    No way. Not already!
[19:59] ---
    She went to the confinement room.
[20:01] ---
    It's now or never.
[20:09] ---
    Maruta, please, help us here.
[20:12] ---
    Maruta.
[20:17] ---
    There's no way.
[20:19] ---
    He...
[20:20] ---
    betrayed us.
[20:26] ---
    Eiji! Eiji!
[20:29] ---
    Where are you? Where?
[20:31] ---
    Eiji! Eiji!
[20:34] ---
    Eiji!
[20:40] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[20:43] ---
    I found you.
[20:53] ---
    The test shoot isn't too shabby.
[20:55] ---
    Though the angle isn't good.
[20:58] ---
    We need an angle that
    really shows the female lead.
[21:04] ---
    It has to be like this.
[21:08] ---
    Maruta.
[21:09] ---
    Took you long enough.
[21:10] ---
    You...
[21:11] ---
    Of course I wouldn't betray you.
[21:14] ---
    We've made a pact, haven't we?
[21:18] ---
    Yes.
[21:21] ---
    You, woman.
[21:22] ---
    Don't make me spill
    the blood of your child.
[21:27] ---
    Tell the truth.
[21:29] ---
    About our mother.
[21:31] ---
    And the sin you committed.
[21:34] ---
    About it all.
[23:18] ---
    You truly are Metry's children.
[23:21] ---
    What?
[23:23] ---
    Fine. I will tell you.
[23:29] ---
    This is the story of Metry,
[23:32] ---
    that is to say,
[23:34] ---
    the story of a devil.

Season 1

E11 - Upside-Down Woman

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    This is the story of...
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    Metry, that is to say,
[00:10] ---
    the story of a devil.
[00:23] ---
    There once was a girl named Reiko.
[00:31] ---
    Who is Reiko?
[00:33] ---
    It's her name, isn't it?
[00:40] ---
    Her dream
[00:42] ---
    was to have a happy family.
[00:46] ---
    In order to have that,
[00:49] ---
    Reiko got a beautiful house
[00:51] ---
    together with a doctor who cured ailments.
[00:55] ---
    Thus Reiko's life
[00:57] ---
    was like a perfectly balanced painting.
[01:02] ---
    It was perfect.
[01:03] ---
    That is exactly what it was.
[01:06] ---
    Yes.
[01:11] ---
    Until the day they took in that maid.
[02:50] ---
    Madam! Please help me!
[02:53] ---
    I'm getting sucked in!
[02:55] ---
    Madam!
[03:02] ---
    Goodness me, Metry.
[03:04] ---
    How can you be so careless?
[03:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:09] ---
    There.
[03:10] ---
    Now you won't be swallowed up.
[03:14] ---
    Please tie your hair like this
    when you are at work.
[03:21] ---
    The Madam is...
[03:22] ---
    like an older sister.
[03:24] ---
    I mean, it would be great to
    have you as an older sister.
[03:30] ---
    No, that's not what I mean either.
[03:33] ---
    I mean...
[03:34] ---
    I...
[03:35] ---
    Look up to the Madam.
[03:38] ---
    I want to be a woman who is
[03:40] ---
    as perfect at everything as you are.
[03:46] ---
    That probably will never ever come true.
[03:49] ---
    Never ever?
[03:53] ---
    Be diligent.
[03:57] ---
    Yes, Madam.
[04:03] ---
    Metry, dust off from the top down.
[04:06] ---
    Ah, yes, Madam!
[04:15] ---
    Metry, this is the baking soda.
[04:19] ---
    You thought potato starch
    would work for silverware?
[04:23] ---
    Yes, Madam.
[04:26] ---
    Pull the seam
    and move it in one direction.
[04:29] ---
    Yes, Madam!
[04:31] ---
    Stitch the thread
    without leaving any gaps.
[04:34] ---
    Yes, Madam!
[04:38] ---
    It suits you well, Metry.
[04:41] ---
    Thank you, sister.
[04:44] ---
    Ah, I'm sorry, I...
[04:48] ---
    Metry.
[04:52] ---
    EXAMINING ROOM
[04:55] ---
    Unfortunately
[04:57] ---
    it might be challenging
    for you to conceive naturally.
[05:04] ---
    Mrs. Ichijo?
[05:06] ---
    Mrs. Ichijo?
[05:08] ---
    Mrs. Ichijo.
[05:10] ---
    Mommy!
[05:13] ---
    Hurry up.
[05:15] ---
    Hey, wait for me.
[05:25] ---
    Madam.
[05:27] ---
    After all, I...
[05:33] ---
    It's okay, Metry.
[05:35] ---
    The two of us are built
    as similar as sisters.
[05:39] ---
    It will be dark in there.
[05:41] ---
    He won't know if you just stay quiet.
[05:44] ---
    But...
[05:46] ---
    Please, Metry.
[05:50] ---
    If you give birth to my child
[05:52] ---
    the happy Ichijo family will be complete.
[05:56] ---
    Metry.
[06:20] ---
    Madam?
[06:22] ---
    There's nothing.
[06:25] ---
    Madam.
[06:27] ---
    This isn't right. It really isn't.
[06:31] ---
    There's nothing wrong with this.
[06:33] ---
    Increasing your family is a blessing.
[06:38] ---
    Metry.
[06:42] ---
    Metry.
[06:47] ---
    You are a part of me.
[07:06] ---
    Metry!
[07:07] ---
    Sir!
[07:09] ---
    -Please let go.
    -Metry, listen to me.
[07:13] ---
    It really was you.
[07:15] ---
    No. What are you talking about?
[07:19] ---
    -I'm going back to work.
    -Wait.
[07:22] ---
    Please let me go.
[07:23] ---
    You have a perfect wife.
[07:27] ---
    No.
[07:29] ---
    I don't want perfection, I want you.
[07:35] ---
    You really are perfect, Reiko.
[07:38] ---
    You are a perfect woman.
[07:41] ---
    I want to be a woman who is
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    as perfect at everything as you are.
[08:12] ---
    Looking back...
[08:14] ---
    Things started
    going wrong after I met her.
[08:17] ---
    I did think it was strange.
[08:19] ---
    Nothing in my life had
    ever been messed up until then.
[08:23] ---
    As expected,
    after Metry was confined to her room,
[08:26] ---
    Reiko soon became pregnant.
[08:30] ---
    The devil gave birth to
    two golden-haired male offspring,
[08:34] ---
    and Reiko carried
    her husband's child, Eiji.
[08:38] ---
    Eventually, Metry
    and the two offspring escaped the room.
[08:43] ---
    You know the rest.
[08:47] ---
    I was released from
    the curse of imperfection
[08:51] ---
    that that devil Metry cast upon me.
[08:54] ---
    Nonsense!
[08:56] ---
    There's no curse!
[08:57] ---
    The doctor told you
    you can't have kids, didn't he?
[09:02] ---
    Yes, because Metry cursed me.
[09:06] ---
    That is the end of our chat.
[09:17] ---
    Wait. Hey!
[09:21] ---
    I didn't sign up for this.
[09:38] ---
    Are you planning to kill us?
[09:40] ---
    Like you killed Mitchan.
[09:43] ---
    That maid knew too much.
[09:50] ---
    Don't come here. Go away!
[10:06] ---
    Okay now.
[10:07] ---
    Eiji...
[10:14] ---
    Let's go home.
[10:40] ---
    Eiji...
[10:43] ---
    I... understand now.
[10:49] ---
    Let's go home to your brothers.
[10:59] ---
    We are brothers.
[11:15] ---
    You did well, Metry.
[11:18] ---
    You gave birth to this many at once.
[11:32] ---
    Madam...
[11:42] ---
    He has been born.
[11:45] ---
    My baby.
[11:49] ---
    Madam!
[11:53] ---
    Do not worry.
[11:55] ---
    I will give this room to you.
[11:58] ---
    I can't just let you out on the streets
    with two young children to care for.
[12:04] ---
    Make yourself comfortable.
[12:06] ---
    Madam!
[12:09] ---
    Madam! Wait!
[12:12] ---
    Madam! Madam!
[12:21] ---
    So adorable.
[12:24] ---
    My little baby...
[12:37] ---
    Madam...
[12:40] ---
    How is he doing?
[12:43] ---
    Please let me see him.
[12:46] ---
    Just for a second.
[12:58] ---
    Fish.
[12:59] ---
    Pish!
[13:01] ---
    Pith!
[13:05] ---
    It hit the prickles!
[13:07] ---
    Did not!
[13:11] ---
    Dali, are you done yet?
[13:13] ---
    Wait, Migi.
[13:15] ---
    It opened!
[13:28] ---
    There she is!
[13:30] ---
    She's here again.
[13:32] ---
    -Hey.
    -Mom.
[13:36] ---
    What are you looking at?
[13:42] ---
    Mom?
[13:55] ---
    We're brothers?
[13:58] ---
    You're telling us... We're triplets?
[14:01] ---
    That's crazy.
[14:02] ---
    Our hair colors are completely different!
[14:05] ---
    No way we are siblings.
[14:08] ---
    The blonde woman told me...
[14:12] ---
    "Let's go home to your brothers."
[14:17] ---
    I suppose, on that Christmas night...
[14:20] ---
    She came to take me back.
[14:23] ---
    But I didn't know, so I...
[14:27] ---
    Where is our mother now? How is she?
[14:31] ---
    She's dead.
[14:34] ---
    She was killed by you, a stranger.
[14:39] ---
    I...
[14:41] ---
    killed her?
[14:44] ---
    How about
[14:46] ---
    you worry about your own mom instead?
[14:50] ---
    Huh?
[14:51] ---
    Right.
[15:05] ---
    Where did I...
[15:06] ---
    come from....
[15:08] ---
    and where do I go?
[15:18] ---
    Karen, where does it hurt now?
[15:21] ---
    My... spleen.
[15:23] ---
    Your spleen?
[15:26] ---
    Huh? Did you hear that voice from outside?
[15:31] ---
    Now it's my kneecaps!
[15:34] ---
    Your kneecaps?
[15:35] ---
    Finish this while
    I can still keep that fool here,
[15:38] ---
    please, Beavers!
[15:43] ---
    Hey...
[15:44] ---
    Are you sure you're not going after them?
[15:48] ---
    Why would we?
[15:50] ---
    Why would you?
[15:53] ---
    Well, he's your brother, right?
[15:55] ---
    No!
[15:57] ---
    He isn't!
[16:02] ---
    Mom.
[16:03] ---
    Mom.
[16:07] ---
    I...
[16:09] ---
    How could I
    fall asleep here of all places?
[16:12] ---
    Let's take care of your wound.
[16:13] ---
    Oh, Eiji...
[16:17] ---
    When did you learn how to walk?
[16:20] ---
    Can you walk?
[16:22] ---
    And you can talk, too.
[16:25] ---
    You're a smart boy.
[16:27] ---
    We have to finish this...
[16:29] ---
    Right... Finish this...
[16:32] ---
    Let's do it over again.
[16:35] ---
    But Dali...
[16:36] ---
    Our mom told him... to come home.
[16:41] ---
    Migi.
[16:43] ---
    Do you really believe him?
[16:45] ---
    Did you feel anything when he called you his brother?
[16:49] ---
    That's not...
[16:53] ---
    Huh? You two...
[16:54] ---
    My intestines! My! Intestines...
[16:58] ---
    Karen!
[17:01] ---
    You're the Sonoyama's...
[17:04] ---
    You're twins?
[17:06] ---
    And you're breaking in in the middle of the night.
[17:09] ---
    I cannot ignore that.
[17:10] ---
    I will call the Sonoyamas.
[17:13] ---
    Wait, please.
[17:14] ---
    There is a reason for this,
    and it's sturdier than a dam.
[17:18] ---
    Father-in-law.
[17:20] ---
    Karen, who is he?
[17:22] ---
    Excuse my manners.
[17:24] ---
    I am Karen's official boyfriend.
[17:27] ---
    My name is Maruta Tsutsumi.
[17:29] ---
    I did not know of this, Karen.
[17:30] ---
    You know now, don't you?
[17:36] ---
    Reiko!
[17:48] ---
    Reiko...
[17:53] ---
    Reiko...
[17:54] ---
    Reiko...
[17:55] ---
    This can't be...
[17:58] ---
    It's Eiji.
[17:59] ---
    Eiji killed her.
[18:11] ---
    Wait.
[18:16] ---
    I need to make certain of something.
[18:19] ---
    Karen, step back.
[18:22] ---
    Move.
[18:44] ---
    Reiko!
[18:47] ---
    You're alive--
[18:50] ---
    I have
[18:52] ---
    decided to live for Eiji's sake.
[18:56] ---
    What are you saying?
[18:58] ---
    I talked to him, you see.
[19:01] ---
    About what will happen now.
[19:03] ---
    He said he wants to redo everything too.
[19:06] ---
    So the two of us will go
    somewhere where no one knows us
[19:10] ---
    and start over from zero.
[19:13] ---
    This time we will have
    a much more perfect life.
[19:16] ---
    What... What are you saying?
[19:21] ---
    You were an ideal husband.
[19:24] ---
    It's just
[19:25] ---
    sometimes the smell of pomade
    ripped my nostrils.
[19:30] ---
    Karen.
[19:31] ---
    You ended up not
    looking like me or your father.
[19:35] ---
    Hitori, do not worry.
[19:38] ---
    I am sure the Sonoyamas
[19:40] ---
    are already
    preparing to adopt a new child.
[19:47] ---
    And lastly...
[19:52] ---
    Everyone, be well.
[19:55] ---
    Hey! Open the door!
[19:57] ---
    Let us out!
[19:59] ---
    Mommy!
[21:53] ---
    Eiji my dear, are you ready to go?
[21:56] ---
    Almost.
[21:58] ---
    He really inherited my meticulousness.
[22:02] ---
    Eiji, where do you want to go?
[22:05] ---
    Somewhere desolate.
[22:06] ---
    That's nice.
[22:08] ---
    How about Moravian Tuscany?
[22:12] ---
    It's like we're going on a picnic,
    I'm getting all giddy.
[22:18] ---
    Oh, Eiji.
[22:20] ---
    Is that all you're bringing?
[22:23] ---
    Guess that's fine. Let us go.
[22:27] ---
    No, please go ahead.
[22:30] ---
    Huh?
[22:37] ---
    I will follow right behind you.
[22:50] ---
    Ei...ji...
[22:57] ---
    This family is messed up...
[23:32] ---
    It has to go.

Season 1

E12 - Our Revenge

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[00:04] ---
    Oh, Eiji.
[00:06] ---
    Is that all you're bringing?
[00:08] ---
    Guess that's fine. Let us go.
[00:13] ---
    No…
[00:13] ---
    please go ahead.
[00:16] ---
    Huh?
[00:20] ---
    I will follow right behind you.
[00:24] ---
    Ei… ji…
[00:48] ---
    It has to go.
[02:28] ---
    Hey, Dali.
[02:30] ---
    What's going to happen to us?
[02:32] ---
    Why did that woman and Eiji bring us here?
[02:35] ---
    As if I know!
[02:38] ---
    I obviously
    don't know what Eiji is thinking.
[02:43] ---
    We're just strangers, after all.
[02:48] ---
    No…
[02:50] ---
    I don't understand.
[02:53] ---
    This family...
[02:55] ---
    Our Ichijo family,
[02:57] ---
    had no problems whatsoever.
[03:00] ---
    It's not a problem that
    my brother is being made to wear diapers?
[03:04] ---
    Diapers?
[03:05] ---
    Is Eiji a bed-wetter?
[03:10] ---
    It's because you're like this
[03:12] ---
    that she got as bad as she is.
[03:16] ---
    She first made this house
    the way she wanted it
[03:19] ---
    then extended her influence
    to the whole village.
[03:26] ---
    You had a patient
    this close to you all along.
[03:31] ---
    Really, it's an ironic story.
[03:39] ---
    Hey, hey!
[03:41] ---
    The hole's widened a bit.
[03:44] ---
    If I keep gnawing like this…
[03:49] ---
    What's that?
[03:51] ---
    This smell…
[03:53] ---
    It's like something being smoked…
[03:55] ---
    Oh. We're going to be burned alive.
[04:02] ---
    Mama!
[04:04] ---
    Damn it!
[04:06] ---
    They set a fire and ran off!
[04:08] ---
    Move!
[04:15] ---
    Father-in-law!
[04:32] ---
    Maru!
[05:03] ---
    Migi!
[05:06] ---
    Migi! You're bleeding...
[05:18] ---
    Migi!
[05:20] ---
    -That's enough…
    -Let go!
[05:22] ---
    We're going back home.
[05:26] ---
    We'll all eat cherry pie together.
[05:41] ---
    Migi…
[05:43] ---
    Migi…!
[05:52] ---
    I can't see well in the dark,
[05:54] ---
    but the wind told me.
[05:57] ---
    A strangely warm breeze blew towards me.
[06:04] ---
    I've come to get you.
[06:05] ---
    Akiyama!
[06:09] ---
    I had no idea
[06:10] ---
    you were locked up in here.
[06:13] ---
    Ah, you're injured.
[06:15] ---
    We'll have to treat that later.
[06:17] ---
    What...
[06:18] ---
    What happened to you?
[06:21] ---
    Well, you know...
[06:24] ---
    I am a disgrace to birds
    right now, aren't I?
[06:30] ---
    Anyway, let's escape from this house.
[06:34] ---
    No one wants to
    end their life in a birdcage.
[07:57] ---
    Maru!
[08:01] ---
    If you jump,
    I'll do something nice for you!
[09:00] ---
    Wait!
[09:01] ---
    Eiji is still inside!
[09:03] ---
    What?
[09:05] ---
    Eiji is…?
[09:08] ---
    He ought to have escaped already.
[09:10] ---
    I saw him through
    the gap in the bedroom door.
[09:13] ---
    He was embracing his motionless mother.
[09:16] ---
    Just standing there...
[09:20] ---
    I called out to him, but he didn't hear.
[09:25] ---
    It was… as if...
[09:28] ---
    As if he was trying to die.
[09:44] ---
    This is…
[09:47] ---
    The Song of the Water Flea…
[10:04] ---
    Mother.
[10:05] ---
    Do you remember?
[10:08] ---
    You used to play this song for me
[10:10] ---
    instead of a lullaby.
[10:48] ---
    Eiji...
[10:50] ---
    Why... Why is this happening?!
[11:10] ---
    He is like me.
[11:13] ---
    Dali?
[11:14] ---
    He is like I was when I didn't have you.
[11:19] ---
    Dali!
[11:20] ---
    Dali!
[11:31] ---
    Ah, Mother.
[11:32] ---
    Look at this.
[11:35] ---
    It looks just like the Milky Way.
[11:38] ---
    Do you remember?
[11:40] ---
    When we went
    to the planetarium together long ago.
[11:51] ---
    That constellation of stars you see
    is Pisces.
[11:56] ---
    According to Greek mythology...
[11:58] ---
    When I glanced to the side,
[12:00] ---
    you were asleep.
[12:05] ---
    You were always perfect and without fault,
    so your sleeping face...
[12:10] ---
    made me strangely happy.
[12:13] ---
    I kept watching it for a long, long time.
[12:27] ---
    Mother…
[12:29] ---
    I wanted to someday
    become a doctor like father,
[12:32] ---
    so that I could bring peace to your heart.
[12:37] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:40] ---
    This is the only way
    I could give you peace.
[12:45] ---
    In your eyes, was I
[12:48] ---
    the perfect son until the end?
[12:57] ---
    If so, that's good.
[13:10] ---
    Mother…
[13:12] ---
    No matter what anyone says,
[13:14] ---
    you were the perfect mother to me.
[13:18] ---
    That's why I also
[13:20] ---
    wanted to be perfect at all times.
[13:23] ---
    The fact that I fulfilled that
[13:26] ---
    is truly
[13:27] ---
    something I am proud of.
[13:32] ---
    I'm sure...
[13:40] ---
    you would've praised me for it too, right?
[13:45] ---
    Was bed-wetting included in that story?
[13:58] ---
    Why are you here?
[14:01] ---
    Never mind.
[14:03] ---
    Please leave.
[14:05] ---
    Don't get in the way.
[14:07] ---
    I came for revenge.
[14:12] ---
    I hated you
[14:13] ---
    because you killed our mother.
[14:16] ---
    Or so I thought.
[14:19] ---
    But the real reason is
[14:21] ---
    because you and I
[14:23] ---
    are alike.
[14:28] ---
    Familial hatred, huh.
[14:30] ---
    It's a little late for you
    to pick the family act.
[14:34] ---
    Just kill me already.
[14:36] ---
    You came for revenge, right?
[14:39] ---
    There's a knife over there.
[14:41] ---
    With that, I die
[14:43] ---
    and you achieve your revenge.
[14:46] ---
    Two birds with one stone.
[14:49] ---
    My revenge is
[14:51] ---
    to make you…
[14:53] ---
    Dali!
[14:56] ---
    You're here.
[14:57] ---
    Dali!
[14:58] ---
    Why return after you've escaped?
[15:00] ---
    Do you want to be burnt up?
[15:02] ---
    Hey, Migi…
[15:04] ---
    I might ask
[15:05] ---
    you the same question.
[15:08] ---
    Huh?
[15:16] ---
    No way!
[15:17] ---
    Shut up, get out!
[15:20] ---
    You can't die beautifully this way, hm?
[15:24] ---
    I too have had my plans
    ruined by him over and over.
[15:29] ---
    You'll give up on yours soon enough too.
[15:36] ---
    Live disgracefully.
[15:42] ---
    This is
[15:43] ---
    my revenge.
[15:45] ---
    Let's go!
[15:47] ---
    Hey!
[15:48] ---
    Let go, hey!
[15:49] ---
    Hey!
[15:53] ---
    Don't interfere!
[16:04] ---
    Dali!
[16:13] ---
    Dali! Dali!
[16:19] ---
    Dali…
[16:20] ---
    Where…
[16:29] ---
    That was close…
[16:40] ---
    It's no good...
[16:41] ---
    I can't see anything.
[16:50] ---
    Mother…?
[16:53] ---
    Have you come… to get me…?
[17:09] ---
    Mic… chan?
[17:14] ---
    Dali!
[17:15] ---
    Dali! Hang in there!
[17:19] ---
    Thank goodness.
[17:20] ---
    Come on, let's get out…
[17:21] ---
    Where's Eiji…?
[17:42] ---
    Eiji!
[17:44] ---
    Hey… hey…
[17:47] ---
    Eiji.
[17:50] ---
    Eiji!
[17:52] ---
    Wake up! Hey!
[17:54] ---
    Hey!
[17:56] ---
    Dali... We have to go.
[17:59] ---
    If we stay, we'll end up the same way...
[18:03] ---
    Dali…?
[18:11] ---
    Dali.
[18:26] ---
    Geez.
[18:29] ---
    You're a pretty troublesome brother.
[18:32] ---
    Never thought I'd be told off by you.
[18:39] ---
    Ready… now!
[18:46] ---
    Just a… little more…
[18:50] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:54] ---
    Just… leave me alone.
[18:57] ---
    You only want to keep me alive
[18:59] ---
    for your amusement, don't you?
[19:02] ---
    To laugh at me,
    now that I'm not perfect anymore…
[19:06] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[19:08] ---
    Eiji.
[19:10] ---
    After this, you...
[19:13] ---
    Will go home with us
[19:15] ---
    to eat cherry pie.
[19:18] ---
    Hey, Eiji!
[19:20] ---
    Don't hog the pie
    just because you're hungry!
[19:24] ---
    Don't end up with a red mouth like Migi.
[19:28] ---
    We'll all dive in
    and create a cherry pie tragedy!
[20:00] ---
    Are you serious?
[20:03] ---
    That wouldn't suit me at all.
[20:29] ---
    There's no way...
[20:31] ---
    -The Ichijo family?
    -How?
[20:33] ---
    Reiko! Reiko!
[20:34] ---
    Reiko!
[20:35] ---
    A body, possibly female,
    was found in the bedroom.
[20:39] ---
    No way.
[20:41] ---
    Migi... Dali…
[20:43] ---
    Those guys…
[20:47] ---
    What do we do?
[20:49] ---
    We have to tell them we're alive.
[20:52] ---
    No, it's not a good idea to come out now.
[20:55] ---
    Let's go back home for now.
[20:59] ---
    Don't worry, Eiji.
[21:01] ---
    Our parents will hide us.
[21:04] ---
    The cherry pie at our house
    is exceptionally sweet.
[21:10] ---
    Eiji?
[21:13] ---
    That pie
[21:14] ---
    is too sweet for me.
[21:18] ---
    Huh?
[21:20] ---
    We're actively searching for your son.
[21:27] ---
    Eiji!
[21:29] ---
    Thank goodness. Thank the Lord.
[21:31] ---
    Really!
[21:33] ---
    Eiji, I was so worried about you...
[21:38] ---
    The murder of my mother,
[21:40] ---
    and the arson of the house,
[21:43] ---
    the killing of Ms. Mitsuyama...
[21:49] ---
    I did it all.
[23:37] ---
    Eiji…

Season 1

E13 - Migi and Dali

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[00:01] ---
    This year too, the village of Origon
[00:03] ---
    begins to light up with Christmas lights.
[00:07] ---
    But this year
[00:08] ---
    feels somewhat melancholic.
[00:11] ---
    I mean, it's no wonder.
[00:14] ---
    Because…
[00:17] ---
    the symbol of happiness
[00:19] ---
    has vanished.
[00:23] ---
    The murder of my mother…
[00:25] ---
    and the arson of the house,
[00:28] ---
    the killing of Ms. Mitsuyama…
[00:34] ---
    I did it all.
[00:37] ---
    Eiji didn't tell the police anything else.
[00:43] ---
    Of course, the police
    didn't just take his word for it.
[00:47] ---
    That day,
[00:48] ---
    Maruta had recorded Reiko's confession
    with his videocamera.
[00:53] ---
    The camera itself was destroyed,
[00:56] ---
    but the tape inside was
    miraculously found unburned.
[01:01] ---
    That footage, along with
    his father's desperate defense
[01:05] ---
    lightened Eiji's sentence somewhat.
[01:09] ---
    Still, it seems
[01:11] ---
    he won't be returning
    from juvenile detention for a while.
[01:14] ---
    Karen!
[01:15] ---
    Maruta is now in a heartbreaking
    long-distance relationship with Karen.
[01:20] ---
    As he gazes at the twinkling stars, he says,
[01:23] ---
    〝It's Morse code of love from Karen…〞
[01:29] ---
    And then…
[01:31] ---
    As for Migi and Dali…
[03:07] ---
    Geez! I can't eat this much!
[03:11] ---
    Come on, you can still eat more, right?
[03:13] ---
    Alright, the next one's ready.
[03:16] ---
    What do you plan to do with me
    after making me so fat?
[03:21] ---
    Just look forward to
    the Christmas dinner in 10 days!
[03:25] ---
    Aah! You're planning to
    make me the main dish!
[03:31] ---
    Help me!
[03:47] ---
    Dali…
[03:50] ---
    Migi. Stop it already, okay?
[03:53] ---
    I'm not going to come out anymore.
[03:58] ---
    You understand, right?
[04:02] ---
    -Those two will surely treat us both we--
    -That's what I don't want.
[04:06] ---
    I want that couple
[04:08] ---
    to have no more worries
[04:10] ---
    and to dote on their cute Hitori.
[04:14] ---
    What about your life?
[04:17] ---
    What about your happiness?
[04:24] ---
    Your joy is my happiness.
[04:31] ---
    Well…
[04:32] ---
    I have to catch up on school.
[04:36] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:37] ---
    We'll still be together as one.
[04:42] ---
    I'll live as your shadow.
[04:48] ---
    Now,
[04:49] ---
    what then
    is the name of this microorganism?
[04:52] ---
    Here!
[04:53] ---
    Sce-ne-des-mus.
[04:55] ---
    Scenedesmus!
[04:57] ---
    Correct!
[04:58] ---
    -Wow… amazing!
    -He's perfect!
[05:13] ---
    So cool…
[05:15] ---
    I wonder if he has wings.
[05:17] ---
    HITORI SONOYAMA
    Th-that's a perfect score!
[05:19] ---
    I've never seen that before.
[05:21] ---
    Oh! It's Hitori!
[05:24] ---
    Sonoyama, have you
    been training in the mountains?
[05:28] ---
    When you look closely,
    Hitori looks like an angel.
[05:31] ---
    You were visiting heaven, right?
    That's it, isn't it?
[05:35] ---
    Well, you know…
[05:38] ---
    I need to go to the bathroom!
[05:41] ---
    An angel's droppings!
[05:49] ---
    Hitori…
[05:54] ---
    Why is it always you, Migi?
[06:01] ---
    I see.
[06:02] ---
    So that's what happened…
[06:05] ---
    Don't tell anyone.
[06:07] ---
    I won't tell.
[06:10] ---
    But…
[06:12] ---
    Will you be Hitori forever?
[06:26] ---
    I am…
[06:28] ---
    Dali and I are
    together as one.
[06:31] ---
    Whatever we do,
    wherever we go, it's the same.
[06:35] ---
    I've always thought so.
[06:37] ---
    But recently, I've started to think
    maybe we're different.
[06:42] ---
    I actually don't want to be Hitori, I…
[06:47] ---
    I want us to be Migi and Dali.
[06:56] ---
    But I don't know what Dali wants.
[06:59] ---
    Maybe it's different for him…
[07:11] ---
    I will live as Migi's shadow…
[07:15] ---
    That is
[07:17] ---
    all I need.
[07:22] ---
    ♪Joy to the world♪
[07:25] ---
    ♪the Lord is come♪
[07:27] ---
    ♪Let Earth receive her King♪
[07:32] ---
    Will it come to me too?
[07:33] ---
    ♪Let every heart prepare Him room♪
[07:37] ---
    Of course,
[07:39] ---
    because you're
    the nicest kid in the world, Hitori.
[07:42] ---
    Really!?
[07:46] ---
    Well,
[07:47] ---
    a lifetime of food,
[07:49] ---
    a long rope, and a giant hammer, and then…
[07:53] ---
    -a hairy--
    -Hey now.
[07:55] ---
    Being greedy is the start of a bad boy.
[07:58] ---
    That's right, Hitori.
[08:00] ---
    Santa gives one gift per good child.
[08:04] ---
    Now, how long will Hitori
    keep receiving presents, I wonder?
[08:09] ---
    Forever!
[08:10] ---
    Because I'm a good boy.
[08:12] ---
    Oh? Will you be a good boy
    even when you grow a beard?
[08:15] ---
    Good boy!
[08:17] ---
    Even if you grow taller than Dad,
    still a good boy?
[08:20] ---
    Good boy!
[08:21] ---
    Even if you get a lover,
    still a good boy?
[08:26] ---
    Huh, a lover?
[08:29] ---
    Guess Hitori will be Santa Claus next.
[08:32] ---
    Oh, you're such a romanticist.
[08:36] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:37] ---
    Does getting a lover
    make you grow a white beard?
[08:39] ---
    Well, who knows.
[08:42] ---
    Hey, what does that mean?
[08:44] ---
    It means there are
    many fun things you don't know yet.
[08:49] ---
    There’s so much more to look forward to.
[08:55] ---
    Perfect.
[08:57] ---
    If I pretend to believe in Santa,
    I can get presents forever.
[09:03] ---
    Right? Dali.
[09:06] ---
    Guess he's asleep.
[09:08] ---
    Let's…
[09:10] ---
    share the presents.
[09:19] ---
    Huh?
[09:23] ---
    Oh, it's my usual spot.
[09:31] ---
    I can't believe
    I get to see my grandchild's face.
[09:35] ---
    This is happiness.
[09:38] ---
    Ah, come on.
[09:42] ---
    Hey… Wait…
[09:50] ---
    Don't leave me behind.
[09:56] ---
    A dream…
[09:58] ---
    That was the worst.
[10:21] ---
    The present split?
[10:27] ---
    Good morning, Hitori
[10:29] ---
    Good morning.
[10:31] ---
    Hey, this… You said one per child...
[10:34] ---
    Did Santa make a mistake?
[10:39] ---
    Santa doesn't make mistakes.
[10:42] ---
    Go ahead, open it.
[10:44] ---
    A clay pasta set!
[10:47] ---
    And this is…
[10:48] ---
    An exciting science set?
[10:50] ---
    I see, I see.
[10:52] ---
    It seems this house has
[10:54] ---
    a food-loving creative child,
[10:57] ---
    and an intellectual, sensitive child.
[11:01] ---
    It took us a while
    to notice the difference.
[11:05] ---
    Huh?
[11:06] ---
    We'll be waiting downstairs
[11:08] ---
    with seats ready for the both of you.
[11:18] ---
    Dali… Dali!
[11:30] ---
    Dali…
[11:32] ---
    Looks like we really are different.
[11:35] ---
    From now on,
    we'll become even more different.
[11:39] ---
    Our likes, dislikes,
    even the way we feel…
[11:45] ---
    But…
[11:46] ---
    There are things that don't change.
[11:50] ---
    Like how my happiness
[11:52] ---
    is you happiness…
[11:55] ---
    And your happiness is my happiness.
[12:08] ---
    Hey Sardine,
[12:10] ---
    jumping the gun is a bad boy.
[12:12] ---
    Learn from Fidelité.
[12:14] ---
    She's good at waiting, isn’t she?
[12:16] ---
    Good boy!
[13:04] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[13:07] ---
    ‐Merry Christmas!
    ‐Merry Christmas!
[13:10] ---
    Let’s eat!
[13:15] ---
    Here.
[13:18] ---
    Omelette.
[13:19] ---
    Your favorite, right?
[13:23] ---
    How did you…?
[13:24] ---
    Oh, don't underestimate me.
[13:28] ---
    There was a time when you were alone,
[13:32] ---
    right before Halloween.
[13:34] ---
    That time, you left a lot of food,
[13:38] ---
    but you ate all the omelette, didn’t you?
[14:01] ---
    Hey, what should we call the two of you?
[14:04] ---
    I'm Migi! And his name is-- huh?
[14:09] ---
    …Da… Mi…
[14:10] ---
    there are things that won't change.
[14:12] ---
    Dami!
[14:13] ---
    That’s an edgy name!
[14:16] ---
    No! It’s Da-li!
[14:18] ---
    You're a dummy Dami!
[14:21] ---
    Oh yeah?
[14:22] ---
    Then, you're a midget, Migi!
[14:24] ---
    Dummy Sonoyama!
[14:26] ---
    Midget Sonoyama!
[14:27] ---
    -Dami Sonoyama!
    -Midget Sonoyama!
[14:30] ---
    Dami Sonoyama!
[14:32] ---
    Midget... Sonoyama.
[16:08] ---
    MARCH 1993
[16:22] ---
    It's so sweet it's blowing my mind.
[16:25] ---
    Migi! Dali!
[16:27] ---
    Help braid the pie, will you?
[16:32] ---
    -It's gone…
    -It's gone…
[16:36] ---
    Migi! Dali!
[16:39] ---
    Migi!
[16:41] ---
    Your mom's calling you.
[16:43] ---
    Migi.
[16:44] ---
    Wait, it's going well right now.
[16:47] ---
    Is that, by any chance, a Japanese tit?
[16:49] ---
    How rude. It's fried chicken!
[16:52] ---
    Really, how long
    will you keep playing with pebbles?
[16:56] ---
    We're not kids anymore.
[16:58] ---
    Maruta. You're wrong.
[17:01] ---
    Migi is expressing food
    in a multifaceted way.
[17:04] ---
    It's a kind of Cubism.
[17:06] ---
    Typical Dali.
[17:08] ---
    A man who understands my art.
[17:10] ---
    Of course, I get it.
[17:13] ---
    Migi! Dali!
[17:15] ---
    Pie braiding!
[17:20] ---
    What are you guys doing?
[17:22] ---
    Heard there was something unusual to see.
[17:25] ---
    I told you it's not a sideshow.
[17:27] ---
    Well, whatever…
[17:29] ---
    First, the dusting flour.
[17:39] ---
    What's this…
[17:41] ---
    Whoa...
[17:43] ---
    This is, like…
[17:44] ---
    OV
[17:49] ---
    I forgot to preheat the oven!
[17:52] ---
    Thank you, Mitchan!
[17:54] ---
    YOU'RE WELCOME
[17:55] ---
    Mrs... Mitsuyama?
[17:57] ---
    By now they're quite the pair of pen pals.
[18:00] ---
    YEP
[18:01] ---
    That's what it is.
[18:03] ---
    Alright, let's do this, Migi.
[18:25] ---
    Oh no. Now even I'm getting nervous.
[18:30] ---
    Yeah… But…
[18:31] ---
    Right now, the most nervous one is…
[18:36] ---
    Hey, Dali.
[18:38] ---
    Huh?! What are you saying?
[18:40] ---
    Please, Dali!
[18:42] ---
    You're the only one who can unravel it.
[18:49] ---
    Coming!
[19:04] ---
    I really caused you a lot of trouble.
[19:09] ---
    Welcome back, Eiji.
[19:11] ---
    Welcome back.
[19:13] ---
    Welcome back.
[19:14] ---
    Welcome back.
[19:15] ---
    Welcome back, Karen.
[19:24] ---
    Welcome back.
[19:30] ---
    Congratulations on your release.
[19:37] ---
    Hey.
[19:38] ---
    Say something, come on.
[19:56] ---
    Sorry.
[19:58] ---
    I thought you'd gotten a taste for it.
[20:00] ---
    That's why I didn't want to do it.
[20:03] ---
    Though...
[20:04] ---
    -You still look good in it.
    -I won't hand over Sally!
[20:07] ---
    You can have her!
[20:08] ---
    She was a good woman.
[20:10] ---
    Though Karen is worlds above her.
[20:12] ---
    Wear it three times a week.
[20:16] ---
    Everyone, hurry up and eat
    or the pie will get sulky.
[20:27] ---
    How is it, Eiji?
[20:28] ---
    Our cherry pie?
[20:30] ---
    Turns out,
    I might have a sweet tooth after all.
[20:36] ---
    Oh? Want more sugar?
[20:39] ---
    No, no.
[20:40] ---
    That was just a figure of speech.
[20:54] ---
    So, she's dwelling here?
[21:01] ---
    As I thought…
[21:03] ---
    My mother is not here.
[21:06] ---
    Right.
[21:11] ---
    Someday when I die,
[21:13] ---
    if I'm allowed to meet my mother…
[21:16] ---
    I'll tell her then.
[21:19] ---
    That I lived a imperfect yet happy life.
[21:27] ---
    What are you two going to do now?
[21:32] ---
    We have something we want to prove.
[21:43] ---
    Hey, are you really going?
[21:46] ---
    Dear, don't cry.
[21:49] ---
    It's a happy thing.
[21:51] ---
    Having a path we want to follow.
[21:56] ---
    But they won't
    have pies in the dormitory, will they?
[21:59] ---
    Even if I send money…
[22:02] ---
    Right,
[22:03] ---
    I'll go every week and bake!
[22:06] ---
    Is there an oven?
[22:07] ---
    Wait, Dear!
[22:17] ---
    Take care of yourself.
[22:19] ---
    If it gets tough,
    you can always come back.
[22:22] ---
    I'll send a carrier pigeon…
[22:24] ---
    Keep the window open.
[22:26] ---
    Tell me about the dam situation there.
[22:31] ---
    Well then…
[22:34] ---
    -Take care.
    -See you later!
[22:49] ---
    You're quite calm.
[22:53] ---
    Are you really okay not going with him?
[22:56] ---
    Our paths are different.
[22:59] ---
    Dali will study.
[23:01] ---
    I'm an up-and-coming avant-garde artist.
[23:04] ---
    It's not that great, you know.
[23:09] ---
    Besides… this is to prove something.
[23:14] ---
    Our hearts,
[23:17] ---
    no matter how far apart,
[23:20] ---
    are always connected.
[23:35] ---
    IN MEMORY OF SANO NAMI
    THE END

Migi&Dali

Season 1

E1 - Migi and Dali

E2 - Welcome Party

E3 - Let's make friends

E4 - Be a good student

E5 - Water Flea's Song

E6 - Who Killed the Parent Bird?

E7 - It Wasn't a Ghost

E8 - Two ≠ One

E9 - Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill

E10 - Beavers vs Mother Ichijo

E11 - Upside-Down Woman

E12 - Our Revenge

E13 - Migi and Dali