# E4 - Fixed-Point Observation in Kabukicho
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWE52QY/fixed-point-observation-in-kabukicho)
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**[00:10] ---**
Get up, Arata!
**[00:19] ---**
Ow!
**[00:22] ---**
Morning, Arata.
**[00:25] ---**
K-Kohaku?!
**[00:27] ---**
What?
**[00:30] ---**
I tried to copy the clothing
worn by humans in this era.
**[00:33] ---**
Did I get this outfit wrong?
**[00:36] ---**
Should I find something
more tailored for male tastes?
**[00:39] ---**
N-Nah, I don't care. Do what you want.
**[00:43] ---**
By the way, why are you here?
**[00:46] ---**
Is there a problem?
**[00:47] ---**
This is my room.
**[00:48] ---**
I don't get it.
**[00:50] ---**
Why can't I be in your room?
**[00:54] ---**
How come the cat's okay, but not me?
**[00:57] ---**
I'm Arata's friend.
**[01:00] ---**
I guess telling you that I want
my privacy probably won't work.
**[01:04] ---**
You weren't like this before.
**[01:11] ---**
Hey, what was Seimei like?
**[01:14] ---**
You're asking me to remember old times?
**[01:16] ---**
That's a very human thing to request.
**[01:19] ---**
It doesn't make sense to tell
you about yourself, though.
**[01:22] ---**
Don't blame me. How would I know?
**[01:26] ---**
If you forgot, then fine.
**[01:28] ---**
I'll tell you.
**[01:33] (Flashback) ---**
You're really telling me you came
from a place beneath this country?
**[01:36] (Flashback) ---**
That's right.
**[01:38] (Flashback) ---**
I'll tell you more.
**[01:43] (Flashback) ---**
You're here.
**[01:45] (Flashback) ---**
And I came from a place that's
basically the opposite side.
**[01:48] (Flashback) ---**
We live on a ball?
**[01:51] (Flashback) ---**
Wouldn't the people on the other side fall off?
**[01:55] (Flashback) ---**
The people on the other side
wonder why *you* don't fall off.
**[02:00] (Flashback) ---**
You tell such interesting stories, Kohaku.
**[02:02] (Flashback) ---**
Tell me more.
**[02:03] (Flashback) ---**
Okay, how about that for
the countries on the other side,
**[02:06] (Flashback) ---**
the stars are in different positions?
**[02:08] (Flashback) ---**
What? What does that mean?
**[02:12] ---**
He had a real thirst for knowledge.
**[02:16] ---**
You told somebody from the Heian
period that the Earth is round?
**[02:20] ---**
You seemed so interested in the stars, though!
**[02:24] ---**
And...
**[02:25] ---**
Crap! Time to get to work!
**[02:26] ---**
Gotta go!
**[02:33] ---**
Always in such a hurry.
***SIGN*** Storage #1
***SIGN*** May 23rd
Nocturnal Community Relations Section
**[04:07] ---**
Anything new with Huehuecóyotl?
**[04:11] ---**
No.
***SIGN*** #4 "Fixed-Point Observation in Kabukicho"
**[04:12] ---**
I guess for now we can assume he's harmless.
**[04:15] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:17] ---**
And we can't go trying
anything on a god of calamity.
**[04:21] ---**
He's less like a god and more like a NEET.
**[04:25] ---**
Who knows what goes through his head?
**[04:27] ---**
Well, Anothers are basically like typhoons.
**[04:31] ---**
It's a waste of time to try and figure
out what a typhoon's thinking.
**[04:35] ---**
Typhoons, huh?
**[04:42] ---**
That's so funny!
**[04:43] ---**
You're a cat, but...
**[04:45] ---**
Shut up!
**[04:46] ---**
Ow!
**[04:48] ---**
Well, we'll just have to keep an eye on him.
**[04:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:52] ---**
And it's valuable data, too.
**[04:56] ---**
Morning.
**[04:57] ---**
Senda-san, good morning.
**[05:00] ---**
Good morning.
**[05:04] ---**
Theo-kun, Sakaki-kun, can you turn those in?
**[05:09] ---**
"Those"?
**[05:10] ---**
"Those," you know.
**[05:12] ---**
The things you turn in every year.
**[05:14] ---**
They're due tomorrow.
**[05:17] ---**
It's that time of the year
already? That's fast.
**[05:20] ---**
Shinjuku Ward Special Cases
Fixed-Point Observation.
***SIGN*** Unsolved Missing Girl Cases in Tokyo
**[05:24] ---**
It's a pain in the ass, you know?
**[05:27] ---**
I do know. I've done it.
**[05:30] ---**
All right, we're heading outside today.
**[05:32] ---**
Fine, I guess.
**[05:34] ---**
Where are we going?
**[05:35] ---**
Just right over there.
***SIGN*** Kabukicho Ichibangai
**[05:38] ---**
This is Kabukicho.
**[05:40] ---**
Yep.
**[05:41] ---**
We need to observe six Anothers
that have permanent residency here
**[05:45] ---**
and report that there's no issues.
**[05:47] ---**
It's tradition for the Nocturnal
Community Relations Section.
***SIGN*** #2
**[05:51] ---**
Number two, Shojo.
***SIGN*** #3
**[05:53] ---**
Number three, Minerva's Owl.
***SIGN*** #4
**[05:56] ---**
Number four, Dryad.
***SIGN*** #5
**[05:58] ---**
Number five, Mezu.
***SIGN*** #6
**[06:01] ---**
Number six, Bultungin.
***SIGN*** #7
**[06:03] ---**
Number seven, Azukiarai.
**[06:05] ---**
Huh? What about number one?
***SIGN*** No record
**[06:07] ---**
Our job is to make sure they're doing well.
**[06:11] ---**
Okay, let's go, Miyako.
**[06:13] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** May 23rd Kabukicho Park
**[06:24] ---**
Let's get started.
**[06:26] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:27] ---**
I smell alcohol.
**[06:29] ---**
Drink! Drink!
**[06:32] ---**
We had a big catch today!
**[06:34] ---**
What's their problem?
**[06:38] ---**
You guys got a problem?
**[06:41] ---**
G-Gorillas?
**[06:43] ---**
Shojo.
**[06:44] ---**
Monkey Anothers from ancient China.
**[06:51] ---**
You're new, huh?
**[06:56] ---**
We're just having a nice drink.
**[06:59] ---**
You guys cops?
**[07:00] ---**
No. Shinjuku Ward civil servants.
**[07:04] ---**
He just answered us!
**[07:07] ---**
It's that Ears of Sand guy!
**[07:10] ---**
He's no different than any other human.
**[07:14] ---**
Ever since Gongen-san left,
**[07:16] ---**
we've always been drinking with
the same group, and it's getting boring.
**[07:20] ---**
*Gongen-san?*
**[07:22] ---**
Here, lemme pour you one.
**[07:24] ---**
Uh, w-wait a second...
**[07:25] ---**
What, too good to drink our sake?
**[07:28] ---**
No...
**[07:29] ---**
Here.
**[07:31] ---**
Here! Gulp it down!
**[07:35] ---**
Okay...
**[07:36] ---**
Don't do it, idiot!
**[07:39] ---**
What's wrong?
**[07:40] ---**
Sorry, I'm still on the job.
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, that's no fun.
***SIGN*** Sake
**[07:46] ---**
Work hard!
**[07:47] ---**
Don't put your lips on anything
an Another offers you.
**[07:50] ---**
They were just being nice, though...
**[07:53] ---**
Anothers aren't "nice" or "not nice."
**[07:56] ---**
It's possible that they needed you
to drink before they could consume you.
**[08:00] ---**
Consume me?
**[08:01] ---**
Eat you.
**[08:04] ---**
They just spend the whole year drinking there.
**[08:09] ---**
But we don't know for sure
that they'll always be there.
**[08:13] ---**
Checking on them is part of our job.
**[08:17] ---**
* But how did they know*
* about the Ears of Sand?*
***SIGN*** May 23rd
Kio Shrine Police Box
**[08:24] ---**
Wow, this is amazing!
**[08:26] ---**
My wallet is back!
**[08:28] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[08:29] ---**
Now, just sign some paperwork
to show you got it.
**[08:33] ---**
Okay!
**[08:35] ---**
Hey, Nakamura. Get the paperwork ready.
**[08:37] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[08:39] ---**
Haguro-san, got a minute?
**[08:42] ---**
Oh, Sakaki-kun.
**[08:45] ---**
Please sign here.
**[08:47] ---**
All right. It's a piece of cake!
**[08:51] ---**
Here and here.
**[08:53] ---**
They moved a little from before.
**[08:54] ---**
Nothing else to report.
**[08:57] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:59] ---**
All the time you spend
on this really helps us out.
**[09:02] ---**
I'm stationed at a police box. It's my job.
**[09:06] ---**
Your kids have grown up, huh?
**[09:08] ---**
They grow up so fast.
**[09:12] ---**
They're a handful.
**[09:15] ---**
That's a good thing, having a family.
***SIGN*** May 23rd
Shinjuku Ward Kabukicho Abandoned Building
**[09:25] ---**
Can that Haguro-san guy see Anothers?
**[09:28] ---**
Yeah. I've never heard of him being
able to talk to them like you, though.
**[09:35] ---**
Up here.
**[09:38] ---**
What is this sound?
**[09:43] ---**
Miyako, come inside.
**[10:11] ---**
What was that pervert?
**[10:13] ---**
He's not a pervert. He's an Another.
**[10:16] ---**
Number seven. Azukiarai.
**[10:18] ---**
He's harmless, but sometimes
he changes locations, and it's a pain.
**[10:22] ---**
Nothing new there, so let's go.
**[10:25] ---**
We have four left to check today.
**[10:28] ---**
Hey, what happened to number one on the list?
**[10:32] ---**
There was nothing written there.
**[10:35] ---**
They were around before World War II,
**[10:37] ---**
and were the boss of this area, kinda.
**[10:41] ---**
They were from the ward office, right?
**[10:44] ---**
What were they doing here?
**[10:45] ---**
They had their reasons.
**[10:51] ---**
What's that?
**[10:53] ---**
What?
**[10:54] ---**
There's nothing there. Let's go, Haguro-san.
**[10:58] ---**
He can't see it?
**[11:01] ---**
Which means...
**[11:11] ---**
Haguro-san?
***SIGN*** May 23rd
Shinjuku Ward Kabukicho Discount Outlet
**[11:18] ---**
There's number Three, Minerva's Owl.
**[11:23] ---**
It moved!
***SIGN*** May 23rd Shinjuku Ward Kabukicho Kuyaku-Dori
**[11:31] ---**
Number four, Dryad. No changes.
**[11:35] ---**
Well, she's set down roots and can't move.
**[11:41] ---**
And there's number five, Mezu.
***SIGN*** May 24th
Shinjuku Ward Kabukicho Movie Theater Plaza
***SIGN*** May 24th Shinjuku Ward Kabukicho Batting Center
***SIGN*** #5
**[11:47] ---**
One left to go.
**[11:49] ---**
Should be around here...
**[11:53] ---**
There we go.
**[11:56] ---**
A stray dog?
**[11:57] ---**
Nope. That's a hyena.
**[11:59] ---**
What's a hyena doing in Shinjuku?
**[12:02] ---**
That's Bultungin.
**[12:04] ---**
He came over with the US Army
after the war, and stayed here.
**[12:12] ---**
So you're the Ears of Sand, huh?
**[12:18] ---**
Y-Yeah, that's right.
**[12:21] ---**
Trouble's coming.
**[12:26] ---**
Be careful.
**[12:30] ---**
Behind you.
**[12:35] ---**
Was that...
**[12:36] ---**
That was a police officer he was carrying.
**[12:39] ---**
Let's follow him!
**[12:40] ---**
Right!
**[12:45] ---**
This is what they call a "kamikakushi,"
a random disappearance.
**[12:47] ---**
That police officer won't be coming
back unless we save him.
**[12:52] ---**
Haguro-san!
**[12:53] ---**
Their eyes met, and he was taken away.
**[12:59] ---**
Where are they going?
**[13:01] ---**
To its territory.
**[13:03] ---**
You need to follow a certain
set of steps to enter.
**[13:06] ---**
Sounds like a pain to do every time.
**[13:08] ---**
That's how Anothers work.
**[13:16] ---**
That's Kabukicho's Kio Inari shrine?
**[13:20] ---**
A shrine is holy ground.
**[13:22] ---**
He's using a place like that as his base?
**[13:35] ---**
I get it... That's him!
**[13:39] ---**
Another number one, the one who disappeared!
**[13:45] ---**
Why did he come back now?
**[13:47] ---**
More importantly, how do we save Haguro-san?
**[13:50] ---**
The Another doesn't seem to be in a hurry.
**[13:51] ---**
We can't do much with him right in front of us.
**[13:55] ---**
What do we do?
**[13:58] ---**
That's him!
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah! Him!
**[14:01] ---**
Kio Gongen-sama!
**[14:02] ---**
The Ears of Sand guy's right here!
**[14:04] ---**
Hey!
**[14:08] ---**
What's wrong, Arata?
**[14:10] ---**
I found out that Another's name.
**[14:13] ---**
His name? What is it?
**[14:17] ---**
Kio Gongen.
**[14:21] ---**
Isn't that the god of this shrine?
**[14:26] ---**
I never thought I'd see you again.
**[14:29] ---**
Huh, Seimei?
**[14:32] ---**
* This is probably gonna be*
* another thorn in my side...*
**[14:35] ---**
He's upset! He's upset!
**[14:37] ---**
The Ears of Sand guy's upset!
**[14:39] ---**
Listen, you!
**[14:40] ---**
So, Seimei, what do you want from me?
**[14:44] ---**
Please give us back that person, Haguro-san.
**[14:50] ---**
Give him back?
**[14:51] ---**
Yes!
**[14:52] ---**
He needs to stay here with me.
**[14:56] ---**
I just drank a little too much and fell asleep.
**[15:00] ---**
Now that I'm awake,
we need to throw a festival.
**[15:04] ---**
A festival?
**[15:06] ---**
D-Don't tell me you want him as a sacrifice?
**[15:10] ---**
I won't eat him!
**[15:12] ---**
He just needs to stay here and drink with me.
**[15:15] ---**
For a hundred years or so.
**[15:16] ---**
A hundred years?!
**[15:18] ---**
Miyako, what are you two talking about?
**[15:20] ---**
He says he wants to drink sake with
Haguro-san for a hundred years.
**[15:25] ---**
That sounds just like an Another.
**[15:27] ---**
From his family's perspective,
that's the same as him dying!
**[15:32] ---**
He has a family!
**[15:34] ---**
Please let him go!
**[15:38] ---**
Is it that big a problem?
**[15:41] ---**
Then will you take him back by force?
**[15:44] ---**
Seimei, I accept your challenge.
**[15:48] ---**
You idiot! Why did you piss him off?
**[15:50] ---**
But...
**[15:51] ---**
Let's have a drinking party, then!
**[15:56] ---**
You? I remember you.
**[16:00] ---**
Hey, Kio Gongen.
**[16:01] ---**
Wouldn't it be better to have
a festival with more people?
**[16:05] ---**
That's true!
**[16:07] ---**
Why not have a drinking contest
with the three of them, then?
**[16:11] ---**
And if they win, you give the man back.
**[16:16] ---**
Hey, don't just decide that!
**[16:19] ---**
At times like these, don't you save
everybody and go back with everybody?
**[16:23] ---**
Well...
**[16:25] ---**
Oh? This time you're abandoning him?
**[16:29] ---**
Miyako, what are they saying?
**[16:31] ---**
Well... we're having a drinking contest,
and if we win, he'll give Haguro-san back.
**[16:37] ---**
Hang on, you're agreeing to a contest
with something that size?!
**[16:41] ---**
*I can't think of another way.*
**[16:43] ---**
Miyako, tell him you accept as long
as it's something humans can drink.
**[16:46] ---**
Is that okay?
**[16:48] ---**
This is a serious situation.
We don't have a choice.
**[17:17] ---**
Next!
**[17:19] ---**
Here you go!
**[17:26] ---**
Oh, no... It's worse than I thought.
**[17:31] ---**
Sorry...
**[17:33] ---**
Theo-san!
**[17:35] ---**
He's down already?
**[17:37] ---**
What a wimp.
**[17:40] ---**
You're the best, Gongen-sama!
**[17:41] ---**
Get 'em!
**[17:42] ---**
Go, go! Arata!
**[17:45] ---**
Kohaku!
**[17:46] ---**
You help me!
**[17:48] ---**
If I help you, it's not fair.
**[17:51] ---**
I'll take on as many as you want.
**[17:55] ---**
Miyako, call Senda-san and
have him send reinforcements.
**[17:58] ---**
I'll keep going until then.
**[18:00] ---**
Go.
**[18:02] ---**
Um... I'm going to the bathroom.
**[18:04] ---**
What, you're going to call for help?
**[18:07] ---**
Sure! Sure!
**[18:09] ---**
Bring anybody you like.
**[18:11] ---**
Okay, sure thing...
**[18:16] ---**
The last one seems like he's
still got some fight in him.
**[18:33] ---**
Not bad, young one!
**[18:36] ---**
*Crap... I can't keep this up!*
**[18:42] ---**
I've been running for 20 minutes and yet...
**[19:00] ---**
Where's my next drink?
**[19:07] ---**
*Crap! I can't get out!*
**[19:09] ---**
*At this rate...*
**[19:11] ---**
What's with that damn face?
**[19:14] ---**
You think you're so great just
because you can drink a little...
**[19:20] ---**
Try being a host for once, asshole.
**[19:23] ---**
Dealing with a bunch of
stuck-up bitches all day...
**[19:27] ---**
And it's a pain in the ass
for me, you know! I...
**[19:37] ---**
I... I...
**[19:49] ---**
We're out of sake.
**[19:51] ---**
We'll have to start over tomorrow.
**[19:53] ---**
By then the alcohol will wear off.
**[19:54] ---**
I can't get drunk off the cheap stuff.
**[19:56] ---**
You're such a spoiled bastard.
**[20:00] ---**
Hey, it's the Ears of Sand dude.
**[20:04] ---**
You smell good.
**[20:18] ---**
You hung in there, but you're
just a human in the end.
**[20:30] ---**
Ki-chan! It's been forever!
**[20:32] ---**
Having a drink now that you've woken up?
**[20:34] ---**
You should've told us to join you!
**[20:36] ---**
Quit bein' so standoffish!
**[20:39] ---**
You?!
**[20:40] ---**
Sake! Sake!
**[20:41] ---**
Outta the way!
**[20:42] ---**
Alcohol makes the world go round!
**[20:50] ---**
You! Are you interrupting my festival?
**[20:54] ---**
Calm down, Ki-chan. Have a drink.
**[20:58] ---**
Miyako, grab Haguro-san. I'll take Theo.
**[21:02] ---**
Right!
**[21:03] ---**
Forget it! Let's all just get drunk!
**[21:08] ---**
Now the party's started for real.
**[21:11] ---**
Time for me to join in.
**[21:14] ---**
Pass some over here, too!
**[21:16] ---**
Sure thing!
***SIGN*** May 24th
Shinjuku Ward Kabukicho
**[21:29] ---**
You okay, Miyako?
**[21:30] ---**
I want to go home and take a bath.
**[21:33] ---**
Reports... Gotta write reports...
**[21:41] ---**
See? Told you there'd be trouble.
**[21:49] ---**
Miyako!
**[21:51] ---**
Coming!
**[21:53] ---**
Anothers are such...
**[21:57] ---**
Reports! Repor—
***SIGN*** #5 "The Parallel World Elevator of
the City Hall Observation Deck"