E5 - Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
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[00:09] Masaki
Why are you the only one here?
[00:12] Masaki
Didn't I tell you?
[00:13] Masaki
Fu's cover song,
[00:15] Masaki
Tokage's gambling,
[00:16] Masaki
Ichiko's cooking,
[00:18] Masaki
and your mukbang...
[00:20] Masaki
Since your solo content's been gaining steam,
[00:22] Masaki
it's time to put more effort
into videos with everybody.
[00:24] Live
I-I feel ya.
[00:26] Live
Sorry. They're all out at the moment.
[00:29] Masaki
Out, you say?
[00:30] Masaki
Even though I pulled an all-nighter
[00:33] Masaki
to finish my editing work
in time for today's shoot?
[00:36] Live
Well, you know how it is.
[00:38] Masaki
No, I don't!
[00:38] Masaki
Do you not care?!
[00:40] Masaki
You think you're hot stuff because
your solo vids are doing okay?
[00:43] Masaki
Get real!
[00:44] Live
Sorry—
[00:45] Masaki
I've had it!
[00:46] Masaki
You're not getting my blood!
[00:48] Live
Please!
[00:49] Live
Don't abandon me!
[00:51] Live
I'll do anything you want!
[00:52] Masaki
Anything?
[00:54] Masaki
Then go take a trip here by yourselves!
[00:57] Live
Tra-Pickle Island?
SIGN A Must for This Summer!
Desert Island Booking Plan
SIGN Tra-Pickle Island
SIGN Whole Island Rental!
SIGN A once-in-a-lifetime memory!
Want to experience
the ultimate adventure?
SIGN Highlights of
Tra-Pickle Island
[00:59] Masaki
A one-week desert island survival challenge.
[01:02] Live
What?
SIGN Normally, you need special permission
to film on a desert island
[01:04] Masaki
You'll be taking care of all the
planning and filming by yourselves,
[01:07] Masaki
so bring me back a proper video!
[01:09] Masaki
Good night!
[01:10] Live
Hey! Masaki!
[01:14] Live
What even goes into a proper video?
SIGN Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
[02:54] Ichiko
The ocean!
[02:55] Ichiko
The sandy beach!
[02:56] Ichiko
A desert island!
[03:00] Ichiko
Hey, what's with that attitude?!
[03:03] Tokage
Another thousand yen and I would have had it.
[03:05] Tokage
Why'd I get dragged out here?
[03:08] Fu
I was in the middle of my shift.
[03:10] Ichiko
And I was in the middle of shopping for dinner!
[03:14] Ichiko
But now that we're here,
we might as well enjoy it!
[03:20] Ichiko
L-Live-sama!
[03:21] Live
All eyes on me!
SIGN MayoPan's
One-Week Desert Island
Survival Challenge
[03:23] Live
This is MayoPan's one-week
desert island survival challenge!
SIGN MayoPan's
One-Week Desert Island
Survival Challenge
[03:30] Live
Here's the agenda for day one!
SIGN Day One
SIGN Set up camp
Start a fire
Collect drinking water
SIGN Day One
SIGN Set up camp
Start a fire
Collect drinking water
[03:34] Live
Leveling the ground!
[03:35] Live
Gathering flotsam!
[03:37] Live
Breaking a sweat putting up a tent!
[03:40] Live
Getting blisters while using a hand drill friction,
[03:43] Live
until at last, we start a fire!
[03:45] Live
Exploring the area until
we find potable water!
[03:49] Live
Collecting and boiling it!
[03:51] Live
Tasty!
[03:53] Live
Day two!
[03:54] Live
Struggling to catch fish in the water to eat!
[03:55] Live
A perfect set of plans, as proper as can be!
[03:59] Live
Come back!
[03:59] Live
Come back, Masaki's blood!
[04:02] Live
That's all!
SIGN The End
[04:03] Live
Any questions?
[04:04] Tokage
Do we really gotta do all that?
[04:07] Tokage
I wanna take it easy.
[04:08] Ichiko
Tokage!
[04:09] Ichiko
Live-sama spent good time planning this!
[04:11] Tokage
Not my problem.
[04:13] Live
Here!
[04:14] Live
Surviving on a desert island in swimsuits!
[04:17] Live
This is guaranteed to rake in the clicks!
[04:20] Live
And if we strike it rich...
[04:23] Live
You can play all the
pachinko and slots you want!
[04:25] Live
Or sing all you want with a pro live band!
[04:30] Live
Or, er... eat all the snacks you want?
[04:33] Tokage
Let's do this, girls!
[04:36] Live
A perfect motivational speech, too!
SIGN Recording
SIGN Day 1
[04:43] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[04:46] Live
Mayonaka Punch!
[04:48] Live
Live here!
[04:48] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[04:49] Fu
I'm Fu.
[04:50] Tokage
Tokage!
[04:53] Live
Ichiko, Tokage.
[04:54] Live
Take this seriously.
[04:55] Ichiko
Aye aye!
[04:57] Live
As of today...
[04:59] Live
We'll be starting a one-week,
girls-only desert island survival challenge!
[05:04] Fu
And of course, it'll be survival in the
dead of night, the MayoPan way!
[05:08] Ichiko
Let's get down to business
with our plans for the first day!
[05:11] Tokage
Today, we'll be setting up camp using flotsam.
[05:14] Tokage
I can build anything,
from a castle to a log cabin—
[05:16] Live
This will be our home base!
[05:17] Live
There's plenty of space,
and it should be easy to level out.
[05:20] Live
Perfect for setting up camp!
[05:22] Live
Okay!
[05:23] Live
We've got a lot of work ahead
starting from day one!
[05:25] Live
Let's get pumped up!
[05:26] Live
Here we go!
[05:29] Masaki
Yeah.
[05:30] Masaki
Wonder if that's what they're
saying right about now.
[05:34] Masaki
Man, TSUMA-shi's good!
[05:36] Masaki
His editing here is so slick!
[05:40] Live
Oh, wow!
[05:42] Live
Night-vision mode works better than I thought!
[05:44] Live
Very nice.
[05:46] Live
Boy, flotsam is pretty hard to find, huh?
[05:51] Live
Oh, right now, everyone else
is preparing to set up camp.
[05:55] Live
And that's why...
[05:56] Live
Huh?
[05:57] Live
Whoa!
[05:59] Live
Look at this!
[06:00] Live
A tarp!
[06:01] Live
Just what we need to protect us
from the rain and wind!
[06:04] Live
Wait, there's driftwood here as well!
[06:05] Live
Sweet!
[06:06] Sign
Tomatoes
[06:06] Live
A can and a plastic bottle, too!
[06:09] Live
Awesome, no punctures!
[06:11] Live
We can use this to collect water,
[06:13] Live
and cook on the campfire with this can,
[06:14] Live
and even make salt from seawater!
[06:16] Live
The perfect find for some peace of mind!
[06:19] Live
With that, I've got what I need!
[06:21] Live
Time to head back to base!
SIGN Recording
[06:24] Live
So heavy...
[06:27] Live
I'm dying here!
[06:36] Live
The more shots, the better.
SIGN Recording
[06:41] Live
I'm back!
[06:42] Ichiko
Welcome back, Live-sama!
[06:44] Live
The hell's this?!
[06:46] Tokage
The perfect base, of course!
[06:48] Tokage
It's DIY! D-I-Y!
[06:51] Live
You really built a house?!
[06:52] Live
What happened to survival?!
[06:55] Fu
Live-sama, I made sure to get all of it!
[07:01] Ichiko
Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[07:06] Live
I think you've exceeded the
limits of human ability.
[07:10] Tokage
I'm so sad.
[07:12] Tokage
This...
[07:14] Tokage
turned into this!
[07:17] Tokage
All my hard work...
[07:19] Live
All right, here we go!
[07:20] Ichiko
Let's go all out and start this fire!
[07:22] Live
Listen up, everyone.
[07:24] Live
The struggle to start a fire
is what matters here.
[07:26] Live
Even survival pros can take hours just to...
[07:33] Ichiko
You can start a fire in no time!
[07:35] Ichiko
How amusing.
[07:36] Live
Not if you're human, you can't!
[07:38] Fu
Live-sama, how's this?
[07:41] Live
Fu, you get it!
[07:44] Fu
I-It's working!
[07:46] Live
Ichiko, the dry grass!
[07:48] Ichiko
Here, dry grass!
[07:49] Fu
Thanks.
[07:50] Tokage
Dang, you're a real natural, Fu.
[07:57] Live
You did it!
[07:58] Ichiko
Good job!
[08:01] Tokage
I forgot to press record.
[08:07] Ichiko
What a slow trickle.
[08:09] Tokage
Slow as molasses.
[08:10] Fu
Slow and steady.
[08:11] Live
Listen, people want to see—
[08:13] Tokage
If we crack this baby open,
the water'll come shooting out!
[08:16] Tokage
Mayonaka Pun—
[08:19] Live
You know you can't just punch
a rock in half, right?
[08:22] Tokage
R-Right.
SIGN Tomatoes
[08:26] Live
Okay, let's start boiling this.
[08:31] Live
Why are you drinking it?!
[08:33] Ichiko
Huh?
[08:33] Live
You need to boil the water before drinking it!
[08:35] Live
If you were human,
you'd be in for a really bad time!
[08:38] Ichiko
But I'm a vampire—
[08:39] Ichiko
Ah!
[08:40] Ichiko
Tee-hee!
SIGN Instead of Drinking Water,
SIGN We Ate Only
SIGN Watermelon
SIGN Watermelon
SIGN For 1 Whole Week
SIGN For 1 Whole Week
[08:48] Masaki
Managed to get it done.
SIGN Back
SIGN Publish
[08:54] Masaki
I wonder how they're all doing.
[08:57] Masaki
Not that I'm expecting much.
[08:59] Masaki
Whatever. Time for a drink!
[09:08] Live
Tokage!
[09:14] Live
They sure are a handful.
SIGN Day 2
[09:21] Live
Ta-dah!
[09:22] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN Recording
[09:24] Live
This is day two of life on a desert island!
[09:27] Live
Today, we're diving into the water
to catch some fish!
[09:30] Live
Who will be the first to snag one?
[09:33] Live
Okay, let's get started!
[09:36] Live
Now...
[09:37] Live
Where the hell did they go?!
[09:42] Fu
Here?
[09:43] Ichiko
If you don't, then who will?
[09:45] Ichiko
You're MayoPan's star singer, Fu!
[09:48] Fu
S-Star singer...
[09:50] Ichiko
Okay! Take it away!
[09:52] Ichiko
Take it away!
[09:54] Ichiko
Take it away!
[09:55] Fu
Okay, please listen!
[10:02] Tokage
Are ya ready?
[10:04] Tokage
Here we go!
[10:07] Tokage
Okay, place yer bets!
[10:13] Tokage
Even on 2-2, huh?
[10:16] Tokage
Then I'll go for odd on 4-1!
[10:19] Tokage
Open!
[10:20] Tokage
Even on 2-2?!
[10:23] Tokage
I lost!
[10:27] Live
Got myself a coconut crab.
[10:33] Live
Here we go!
[11:06] Live
Got it! I'm first!
[11:09] Tokage
Hi-yah!
[11:20] Group
Victory!
[11:22] Live
You're going way too wild!
[11:24] Live
There's no way humans could catch a marlin!
[11:28] Ichiko
The bigger the better!
[11:29] Live
No way!
[11:30] Tokage
What's the big deal?
[11:31] Tokage
Hell, why are we even on this desert island?
[11:34] Live
To shoot a video, what else?!
[11:36] Live
Let's do this the right way!
[11:38] Live
We barely have any usable footage
from the past two days!
[11:41] Fu
She's right.
[11:42] Fu
You two need to take it down a notch.
[11:44] Ichiko
I don't want to hear that from you!
[11:46] Ichiko
You were about to sing, too!
[11:48] Fu
That's not relevant right now.
[11:50] Ichiko
How sassy!
[11:51] Ichiko
I don't need sass from you, Fu!
[11:53] Fu
What's that mean?!
[11:55] Ichiko
You're my lackey!
[11:55] Tokage
Ugh, I'm starving. Time for some blood.
[11:56] Fu
That's not true!
[11:58] Ichiko
Do you understand me?!
[12:01] Ichiko
Huh?
[12:01] Fu
What is it?
[12:02] Live
What now?
[12:03] Tokage
The blood... isn't here!
[12:06] Tokage
We forgot to bring it.
[12:29] Reporter
Next, we have the weather.
SIGN Typhoon Warning
[12:31] Reporter
The typhoon that formed in the Philippine Sea
yesterday continues to grow stronger,
SIGN Typhoon Warning
SIGN Tra-Pickle Island
SIGN Extremely Strong
SIGN Storm Area
SIGN Strong Wind Area
[12:36] Reporter
and is currently passing through
the Tra-Pickle Island region.
[12:58] Fu
Everyone, this way!
[13:03] Masaki
Yay!
[13:05] Masaki
Now then, let's set all this up!
[13:13] Tokage
I want some blood!
[13:15] Ichiko
You know we don't have any!
[13:17] Tokage
Well, why not?!
[13:18] Live
Calm down!
[13:19] Ichiko
I wish I could!
[13:21] Tokage
Blood! Where's my blood?!
[13:23] Live
Why don't we film today's part for now?
SIGN Day 3
SIGN Recording
[13:29] Live
T-Ta-dah!
[13:31] Live
Day three on a desert island!
[13:33] Live
Today, we'll be, um...
[13:36] Live
Tokage!
[13:37] Tokage
Sorry, but I'm getting outta here!
[13:46] Tokage
Too low on blood.
[13:49] Tokage
I know! My phone!
[13:50] Tokage
I'll call for help on my phone!
[13:52] Tokage
No service!
SIGN No Service
[13:55] Tokage
I need...
[13:56] Tokage
I need to go home!
[13:59] Tokage
The parlor is getting new machines!
I asked Ichijo-kun to tune the pins!
[14:03] Tokage
Chance Akaishi's waiting for me!
[14:15] Tokage
I know! A raft!
[14:32] Tokage
No!
[14:35] Tokage
I'm all out of ideas.
[14:37] Ichiko
Blood... I want blood.
[14:40] Fu
If I sing...
[14:42] Fu
Even if I sing a song,
I still can't distract myself!
[14:46] Live
Hey! It'll be okay!
[14:48] Live
I'm sure Masaki will notice
and come to our rescue!
[14:51] Live
Let's focus on shooting our video until then!
[14:53] Live
'Kay?
SIGN Day 4
[14:55] Fu
Live-sama.
[14:57] Fu
Live-sama!
[15:10] Masaki
There!
SIGN Day 5
SIGN Staying Up Late
on a Sunday
SIGN Day 6
[16:03] Live
Tokage's finally gone into
low-energy mode as well.
SIGN Day 7
[16:13] Masaki
Lighting, check!
[16:14] Masaki
Camera angle, check!
[16:16] Masaki
Let's get to it!
[16:17] Masaki
Good morning from the dead of night!
[16:20] Masaki
Mayonaka Punch...
[16:31] Masaki
Setup, check.
[16:45] Live
In the end, nothing turned out
the way I planned.
[16:51] Live
But I need to finish the job, at least!
SIGN Recording
[16:57] Live
Live here!
[16:58] Live
We're finally done with our
seven-day survival challenge!
[17:02] Live
Good work, everyone!
[17:06] Live
We ran into all sorts of
mishaps this time around.
[17:10] Live
There's a lot we didn't get around to doing.
[17:13] Live
Let's think of those as future goals for now.
SIGN Recording
[17:18] Live
Next time, we'll prepare more thoroughly.
[17:21] Live
For a more perfect time surviving...
[17:26] Live
Surviving...
[17:31] Live
Okay, everyone, until next time.
SIGN Day 8
[17:38] Masaki
The week's up,
so why aren't they back yet?
[17:43] Masaki
We still need to record
their closing remarks—
[17:46] Masaki
Ow!
[17:48] Masaki
What's this?!
[17:50] Masaki
This is their supply.
[17:53] Masaki
Wait, what?!
[17:54] Masaki
Does that mean they left this behind?!
[17:57] Masaki
Can they go without blood for a week?
[18:07] Live
So cold...
[18:11] Live
I just wish I could've tasted
Masaki's blood before the end.
[18:17] Live
Masaki...
[18:37] Live
Huh?
[18:39] Live
I can go ahead?
[18:44] Live
At long last!
[18:46] Live
I get to drink Masaki's blood!
[18:48] Live
Time to dig in!
[18:54] Masaki
Live.
[18:55] Masaki
Live!
[18:57] Masaki
How's it going?
[19:00] Live
Wh-What are you doing here?!
[19:02] Masaki
What kind of question is that?!
[19:03] Masaki
You're the ones who forgot to bring the blood!
[19:05] Yuki
Talk about causing trouble.
[19:08] Live
Shige?!
[19:09] Yuki
Do you know how hard it is to fly
across the ocean carrying a human?
[19:13] Yuki
You there!
[19:15] Yuki
Crying won't work on me next time!
[19:17] Masaki
H-Huh?!
[19:18] Masaki
Can you stop making stuff up?!
[19:20] Masaki
You upside-down liar!
[19:21] Yuki
You're the one who was crying
about how they might be dead.
[19:25] Yuki
Upside-down or not.
[19:26] Tokage
Gimme some more blood!
[19:28] Ichiko
You already had plenty!
[19:30] Fu
Please stop fighting!
[19:32] Masaki
I-I didn't cry or anything.
[19:33] Yuki
Hey, now! Wait your turn!
[19:38] Masaki
Live?
[19:43] Masaki
What's wrong?
[19:45] Live
I wasn't able to shoot a proper video at all.
[19:49] Live
I'm nothing but a failure!
[19:51] Masaki
Hey, just calm down.
[19:53] Live
I can't show you any of the footage we shot!
[19:56] Live
Scrap it! Throw it away!
[19:57] Live
I'm sorry!
[19:58] Masaki
I already watched it.
[20:01] Masaki
Skimmed it, at least.
[20:03] Live
Why'd you look?!
[20:05] Masaki
It's good stuff.
[20:06] Live
What?
[20:07] Masaki
Chopping down a tree bare-handed won't fly,
[20:11] Masaki
but starting the fire in a flash,
or drinking untreated water...
[20:15] Masaki
You even managed to put up a tent.
[20:17] Masaki
Right?
[20:18] Live
But we can't use most of it!
[20:20] Live
It's totally absurd, not to mention
beyond human ability.
[20:23] Masaki
There are plenty of editing tricks
we can use for that.
[20:26] Masaki
You need material that's entertaining
before anything else.
[20:29] Live
But there was also the marlin,
and then the typhoon.
[20:33] Live
Most of the back half is just us half-dead.
[20:35] Live
It's just one disaster after another.
[20:37] Masaki
What's wrong with disasters?
[20:39] Masaki
You don't end up half-dead every day.
[20:41] Masaki
You got real lucky!
[20:43] Live
That's totally off!
[20:44] Live
You can't make a proper video like that!
[20:47] Masaki
No, sure you can.
[20:49] Live
What?
[20:50] Masaki
Maybe it didn't go the way you planned it,
[20:53] Masaki
but it shows you all trying your hardest.
[20:56] Masaki
All of that taken as a whole
is what makes for a good video.
[20:59] Masaki
Like the time with the garlic.
[21:02] Masaki
You did a proper good job.
[21:04] Live
Then I'm...
[21:06] Masaki
All good.
[21:08] Live
Does that mean...
[21:10] Live
I can drink your blood?
[21:12] Masaki
Not what we agreed on.
[21:14] Live
Ah, okay.
[21:17] Masaki
Still, looks like you need me
in charge after all.
[21:21] Masaki
I'll need to roll up my sleeves
to edit this bad boy!
[21:24] Live
I'll...
[21:25] Live
I'll help you edit it!
[21:27] Live
I'll do what I can with your help!
[21:31] Masaki
Let me warn you:
You need a real good eye for editing.
[21:35] Masaki
If you half-ass it, I'm calling off that
promise about my blood for good!
[21:39] Live
No problem!
[21:40] Live
I'm a real go-getter when it comes to it!
[21:47] Masaki
Happy to have you!
SIGN Live
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Live
Live here!
[23:26] Masaki
Masaki.
[23:27] Live
Can't believe we forgot the blood!
SIGN Nearby Residents Concerned
SIGN Lives in Vicinity
SIGN It suddenly collapsed and scared me to death
[23:28] Masaki
That's the most important thing!
[23:29] Live
Tsk, tsk. That's where you're wrong!
[23:31] Masaki
Huh?
[23:31] Live
The most important thing to me is Masaki...
[23:33] Masaki
Yeah, yeah.
[23:33] Live
...'s blood!
[23:34] Masaki
It always comes back to that!
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Ichiko's Wish"!
SIGN Ichiko's Wish
[23:37] Live
I wanna drink your blood!