E3 - A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE

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SIGN    PACHINKO
SIGN    PACHINKO
[00:03] Tokage
    They're asking for a fight,
    the way these pins are tuned.
[00:07] Tokage
    Eight spins per 1K is frigging brutal.
[00:10] Tokage
    And a 1,500-spin dry spell,
    on a fresh machine?!
[00:14] Tokage
    Where's my damn jackpot?!
[00:16] Tokage
    This thing deserves a good smack.
[00:19] Tokage
    Pisses me off.
[00:21] Pachinko
    Big chance!
[00:22] Tokage
    92%! 92%! 92%!
SIGN    Pull
[00:24] Pachinko
    Pull!
[00:25] Tokage
    This has gotta be it...
[00:27] Tokage
    Okay, it's in the bag!
[00:30] Raoh
    Is that all the strength you can muster?
[00:32] Tokage
    No way.
[00:34] Tokage
    Please save it.
[00:35] Toki
    It's not over yet.
[00:43] Tokage
    It's a bust!
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
[00:52] Chance
    Chance Akaishi here with
    another day of lucky spins!
[00:55] Chance
    Man, ya don't see this often, huh?
[00:56] Chance
    A parlor so empty, they don't
    even use numbered tickets!
[00:59] Chance
    Let's dig up some chances!
[01:01] Chance
    Ah, m'bad.
[01:04] Chance
    Ah, my bad.
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
[01:07] Tokage
    Why don't we trade?
[01:09] Tokage
    1,000 yen.
[01:11] Tokage
    Also, big guy...
[01:13] Tokage
    Do you make big money?
[01:14] Tokage
    Doing this NewTube stuff.
[01:16] Chance
    Well, I guess...
[01:19] Tokage
    Very nice.
[02:51] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN    A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE
[02:54] Live
    Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[02:56] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[02:57] Fu
    I'm Fu.
[02:58] Live
    For today's video...
SIGN    Real Wasabi
[03:02] Live
    If we eat nagashi somen
    as a three-in-one act...
[03:05] Group
    ...will we become better friends?!
[03:08] Masaki
    All right!
[03:09] Masaki
    I'm gonna go fast here!
[03:13] Live
    Bring it on!
[03:14] Live
    Hey, Ichiko! To your right!
[03:16] Ichiko
    Yes!
[03:17] Live
    Fu, that's my head!
[03:18] Fu
    S-Sorry!
[03:19] Fu
    Over here?
[03:20] Live
    That's my chin! No, my boobs!
[03:22] Live
    Up, up, up!
[03:23] Ichiko
    Live-sama, here's some grated ginger!
[03:25] Live
    Wait, that's spicy!
[03:26] Ichiko
    Fu, let's crank up the speed.
[03:28] Fu
    S-Sure!
[03:32] Live
    That's the stuff!
[03:33] Ichiko
    Live-sama, here's some grated wasabi!
SIGN    Real Wasabi
[03:38] Fu
    Are you all right?!
[03:40] Live
    There, you're done.
[03:43] Ichiko
    Just when it got to the good part!
[03:45] Live
    You need to keep it down.
[03:46] Live
    Masaki's trying to think of ideas for videos.
[03:49] Masaki
    Did you say something?
[03:50] Live
    No, Ichiko was just rewatching the
    vid we uploaded the other day.
[03:54] Ichiko
    It's super funny, Masaki!
[03:56] Masaki
    Well, I did come up with the idea, 
    shoot the video, and edit it.
[04:01] Masaki
    Of course it's funny.
[04:03] Ichiko
    So how come no one's
    watching such a funny video?
[04:06] Live
    Crap!
[04:07] Live
    Ichiko! I'm hungry!
[04:10] Live
    Isn't it about time we had dinner?
[04:12] Ichiko
    Right away, Live-sama!
[04:15] Live
    Are you angry?
[04:16] Masaki
    I'm not angry.
[04:17] Live
    You're totally angry.
[04:18] Masaki
    I'm panicking!
[04:19] Masaki
    It's been three weeks
    since we started the channel!
[04:22] Masaki
    And look at this!
[04:24] Live
    Um... Look at what?
[04:26] Masaki
    We've put out so many videos!
[04:28] Masaki
    And forget a million subscribers—
[04:30] Masaki
    we don't even have 10,000 views in total!
[04:33] Live
    C'mon, we only just started.
[04:35] Masaki
    Still!
[04:37] Masaki
    Anyway, we can't do anything
    if I don't come up with ideas.
[04:40] Masaki
    So let me think!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    217 subscribers
SIGN    Super Low-Cost??
    Cinderella
SIGN    Super Low-Cost??
    Cinderella
SIGN    Outer Loop? Inner Loop?!
    A Disputed Verdict?!
SIGN    Pitch Dark
SIGN    rella | Cosplaying on a Shoestring Budget
    (Actually Just Covered in Ashes)
SIGN    Shenanigans Galore! Yamanote Line Game
    with 3 Players!
SIGN    We're Night Owls... And We Spent
    48 Hours with the Lights Off!!
SIGN    Content Ideas
    Have a clear topic
    Easy to understand (can tell from thumbnail)
    Relatable
    Take it seriously
[04:48] Masaki
    Why can't I come up with ideas for content?
[04:52] Masaki
    It used to be easier...
SIGN    
    Wait, these are the girls from Chu-Chu Girls who blew up before.
    Why'd you start a new channel??
    
    
    
    
    I liked it better when you were
    the Chu-Chu Girls
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Everyone's still cute, but you used
    to play to Live's strengths better
[05:00] Masaki
    Something smells good.
[05:01] Ichiko
    Liver and chives! Liver and chives!
[05:04] Ichiko
    Okay, everyone, please take your seats!
[05:06] Live
    Awesome! Time for food!
[05:08] Live
    Masaki, why don't you take a break?
SIGN    Growl...
[05:12] Live
    All right, then, all together now!
[05:14] Group
    Thanks for the food!
[05:16] Masaki
    Thanks.
[05:22] Live
    Man, this is good!
[05:25] Masaki
    She can really pack it in.
[05:27] Masaki
    I bet a video of her eating would do well.
[05:32] Masaki
    Hold on, so do vampires need to eat food, too?
[05:36] Live
    Huh?
[05:37] Live
    Nah, not at all.
[05:39] Masaki
    Then why do you eat every day?
[05:41] Ichiko
    Eating meals together is important!
[05:44] Masaki
    Sure, why not?
[05:46] Ichiko
    Hey, Masaki!
[05:47] Ichiko
    Have you thought up anything yet? Well?
[05:49] Masaki
    Not yet. Why?
[05:52] Ichiko
    I came up with an idea that's sure to be a hit.
[05:55] Ichiko
    Wanna know what it is?
[05:57] Masaki
    Sure.
[05:57] Ichiko
    Here it is!
[05:59] Ichiko
    Ichiko tries on a strawberry costume!
[06:02] Masaki
    Nope.
[06:03] Ichiko
    What?
[06:04] Ichiko
    How about a banana?
[06:05] Ichiko
    Ichiko tries on a banana—
[06:06] Masaki
    Double nope.
[06:07] Ichiko
    Then what about—
[06:08] Masaki
    Nope to everything.
[06:10] Ichiko
    Why not?!
[06:12] Masaki
    Listen here.
[06:13] Masaki
    Do you know how much those costumes cost?
[06:15] Masaki
    I'm trying to take all that into account here!
[06:18] Masaki
    Something low-budget that sounds a little
    familiar, but with its own original twist!
[06:23] Masaki
    That's how you come up with content!
[06:25] Masaki
    It's not about suggesting
    things all willy-nilly!
[06:28] Masaki
    Take your banana and shove it!
[06:31] Ichiko
    I'll shove liver and chives down my throat!
[06:34] Fu
    There, there.
[06:38] Tokage
    How naïve of you.
[06:40] Tokage
    Originality comes after you squeeze,
[06:44] Tokage
    and squeeze,
[06:45] Tokage
    and keep on squeezing...
[06:48] Tokage
    until you're left with that one last drop!
[06:51] Masaki
    Who're you?!
[06:52] Tokage
    The name's Tokage.
[06:54] Tokage
    A wayward vampire out on the hunt for money!
[06:58] Masaki
    There are more vampires?!
[06:59] Ichiko
    Tokage.
[07:00] Ichiko
    Eating for free without paying your share...
[07:03] Ichiko
    I won't stand for it!
[07:04] Tokage
    Here.
[07:05] Tokage
    Life ain't as simple as you think.
[07:08] Tokage
    It's a little like gambling.
[07:10] Tokage
    The bigger the thrill,
    the deeper in you find yourself.
[07:13] Tokage
    As you grow more numb, you seek more thrills.
[07:16] Tokage
    And this coupon gives you a free upgrade,
[07:19] Tokage
    but the beef bowl itself doesn't come free.
[07:21] Tokage
    Nothing but an empty promise.
[07:23] Ichiko
    What's your point, already?
[07:26] Live
    Just admit that you're broke.
[07:28] Live
    Heck, you just want easy money
    without working for it.
[07:31] Tokage
    Is that all you have to say
    after twenty years, Live?
[07:35] Tokage
    Don't patronize me just because
    you're a couple of centuries older.
[07:39] Masaki
    That's a big difference.
[07:40] Tokage
    Hey, you're Masaki, right?
[07:42] Masaki
    What?
[07:43] Tokage
    I saw your little channel.
[07:45] Tokage
    With its lame, stale, cookie-cutter videos.
[07:48] Tokage
    What a joke!
[07:50] Masaki
    Wh-What?!
[07:53] Tokage
    I want a 50/50 split of the profits.
[07:55] Tokage
    Let's work together!
[07:57] Masaki
    What?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Idea Proposals
    1. Pachinko Crossing: New Horizons
      
The Dead Tree Comes to Life
        with Pachinko Machines!!
    2. Proverbs on Life
      
Tokage-sama's Gambling Wisdom
    3. Everybody Eat Up
      
Don't Hesitate, Eat!
        Eat, and You'll See!!!
[07:58] Tokage
    If you're going to use vampires
    hiding their powers for NewTube,
[08:01] Tokage
    you'll need outrageous content like this...
[08:03] Tokage
    Hey, what's the big idea?!
[08:05] Masaki
    Outrageous, my ass!
[08:07] Masaki
    All you did was give them weird names!
[08:09] Tokage
    Don't judge a book by its title!
[08:11] Tokage
    Would you discriminate against
    rice balls based on looks?!
[08:14] Masaki
    What?
[08:15] Tokage
    It's what's inside that's important!
SIGN    Filling
SIGN    Filling
[08:17] Tokage
    The filling is what matters!
[08:19] Tokage
    You're just a brat in your twenties!
[08:21] Tokage
    I've lived two hundred years longer than you,
[08:23] Tokage
    so don't act like you know better!
[08:25] Masaki
    Two hundred years older, 
    and this is the best you can do?
[08:29] Tokage
    Go on, tell us, then!
[08:32] Tokage
    What amazing ideas do you have?!
[08:35] Masaki
    Y-You asked for it!
[08:39] Masaki
    I said that, but I can't think up squat.
[08:42] Live
    Masaki, panicking will do you no good—
[08:44] Masaki
    I know that!
[08:46] Masaki
    I'm done for.
[08:47] Masaki
    The well's run dry.
[08:49] Live
    All right!
[08:51] Live
    Leave it to me!
[08:52] Live
    Let's go find some content!
[08:55] Live
    Content!
[08:56] Live
    Content!
[08:57] Live
    Content!
[08:59] Live
    Content!
[09:00] Live
    Content!
[09:02] Live
    Conte...
[09:03] Live
    This door...
[09:08] Live
    W-Wrong place!
[09:10] Live
    Let's move on, 'kay?
[09:12] Masaki
    Why?
[09:12] Live
    Don't even worry about it!
[09:15] Masaki
    Could this be content?
[09:18] Live
    H-H-Hey, what are you doing?!
[09:20] Masaki
    Content! It's gotta be!
[09:23] Masaki
    It's stuck.
[09:24] Masaki
    What stinks?!
[09:29] Masaki
    What's the big idea?!
[09:30] Tokage
    That's my line!
[09:33] Masaki
    Let us have a peek inside.
[09:34] Tokage
    Nuh-uh!
[09:35] Tokage
    You're invading my privacy!
[09:36] Masaki
    What, do you have something to hide?!
[09:38] Tokage
    O-O-Of course not!
[09:41] Masaki
    Help me, Live!
[09:43] Live
    No!
[09:43] Live
    I've tried so hard to pretend
    this room doesn't exist!
[09:46] Masaki
    You can't be serious!
[09:47] Live
    And I'd like to keep it that way!
[09:52] Masaki
    Live.
[09:56] Masaki
    You want to suck me dry, don't you?
[10:01] Masaki
    Pretty please!
[10:07] Masaki
    What in the world?
[10:18] Masaki
    Th-This...
[10:19] Tokage
    Don't look!
[10:21] Tokage
    I'm dying of shame!
[10:22] Masaki
    This is it!
[10:24] Masaki
    How long's this room been like this?
[10:27] Tokage
    Since this house was built, pretty much.
[10:29] Masaki
    This might be just what we need!
[10:32] Masaki
    Live! Help me out here!
[10:34] Live
    Okay.
SIGN    Combustible Waste
SIGN    Combustible Waste
[10:41] Masaki
    The title of our next video is...
[10:43] Masaki
    "Centuries of Household Trash?!"
SIGN    A Lady's
    Way Filthy Room
SIGN    A Lady's
    Way Filthy Room
[10:45] Masaki
    "What's the Pawn Value
    of a Lady's Filthy Room?!"
SIGN    How Much is Centuries
    of Trash Really Worth?
SIGN    How Much is Centuries
    of Trash Really Worth?
[10:47] Ichiko
    Sensei!
[10:48] Ichiko
    Is there really a demand for that?
[10:51] Masaki
    Live!
[10:52] Live
    Cleaning videos have their die-hard fans!
[10:55] Live
    Throwing out piled-up trash is
     already plenty entertaining,
[10:58] Live
    but Tokage's built up
    so much over the years,
[11:01] Live
    we might end up stumbling
    across some real treasure!
[11:04] Masaki
    In other words, we can do big numbers,
[11:06] Masaki
    roll in the dough, and get this room clean.
[11:08] Masaki
    It's a win-win-win situation!
[11:10] Masaki
    Now that's what I call content!
[11:12] Tokage
    W-Wait a minute.
[11:14] Tokage
    You're saying my garbage is worth money?
[11:16] Masaki
    That's right.
[11:17] Masaki
    Maybe.
[11:18] Masaki
    Definitely!
[11:20] Tokage
    Hell yeah!
[11:21] Tokage
    Let's get this show on the road!
[11:28] Ichiko
    Hey, everyone, you need to
    separate all of this trash!
[11:31] Tokage
    Huh? What now, Ichiko?
[11:33] Tokage
    We're sorting everything just fine!
[11:35] Ichiko
    Listen up!
[11:36] Ichiko
    You need to carefully separate trash
    for a greener Earth!
[11:39] Fu
    But there are plastic bottles in your bag
    of combustible waste, Ichiko-chan.
[11:46] Ichiko
    What are you going on about?
[11:47] Ichiko
    Plastic bottles count as organic waste!
[11:49] Ichiko
    I saw it on TV, you know!
[11:52] Ichiko
    When you burn plastic bottles,
    the polypolyvinyl turns the flame green,
[11:56] Ichiko
    which makes it a green initiative!
SIGN    Waste Separation Chart
SIGN    Combustible
SIGN    Non-Combustible
SIGN    Recyclable
SIGN    Hazardous
SIGN    Organic waste
    Wastepaper
    Wood chips
    etc.
SIGN    Ceramics
    Metal items
SIGN    Bottles
    Cans
SIGN    Plastic
    bottles
SIGN    Plastic
    containers
SIGN    Used paper
    Cardboard
    Old clothes
SIGN    Batteries
    Fluorescent
    lamps
    Small
    appliances
[11:59] Fu
    Plastic bottles are recyclable waste.
[12:03] Ichiko
    Whoopsie!
[12:05] Ichiko
    I forgot I can't read kanji—
[12:07] Live
    Hey, how old is this?
[12:09] Tokage
    I forget.
[12:10] Tokage
    I think about eighty years?
[12:12] Live
    Wow!
[12:13] Live
    It might be worth a lot.
[12:15] Tokage
    Seriously? This thing?
[12:18] Tokage
    M-My money...
[12:19] Ichiko
    Tokage, what about this?
[12:22] Tokage
    Oh!
[12:22] Tokage
    That teacup used to belong
    to Sen-what's-his-face—
[12:25] Fu
    Ack! A bug!
[12:28] Live
    I think this... and this are junk.
[12:31] Masaki
    So much for treasure.
[12:34] Masaki
    Wait, we've been at it for five hours, 
    and it's still this bad?
[12:37] Masaki
    Damn it.
[12:38] Masaki
    It really is just worthless trash!
[12:41] Masaki
    If we can't pawn this off,
    how about a super-endurance—
[12:43] Tokage
    Hey, hey!
[12:44] Tokage
    Be careful what you throw out!
[12:46] Ichiko
    But it's all rotted away or broken!
[12:49] Tokage
    You don't know that yet!
[12:51] Tokage
    If it's worth anything, we need to
    make sure we get our money!
[12:54] Masaki
    Oh, sorry.
[12:55] Masaki
    Forget all that for now.
[12:56] Masaki
    I'm changing it to a
     super-endurance cleaning video.
[13:00] Tokage
    What?
[13:02] Tokage
    You...
[13:03] Tokage
    You... You...
[13:05] Tokage
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[13:07] Live
    Tokage! We're filming!
[13:08] Tokage
    Money! Money!
[13:09] Tokage
    I want some damn money!
[13:13] Live
    Oh, no!
[13:14] Live
    Ichiko! Fu!
[13:15] Live
    Open the windows!
[13:24] Live
    Cool it already!
[13:28] Tokage
    Money!
[13:31] Masaki
    Wow.
[13:35] Live
    You asked for it!
[13:44] Ichiko
    Tokage doesn't stand a chance
    against Live-sama!
[13:56] Live
    All right!
[14:01] Masaki
    Ugh!
[14:02] Yuki
    I see you're shooting a video.
[14:04] Yuki
    Of our powers.
[14:05] Masaki
    Um...
[14:08] Masaki
    Shigeyuki-san, you see—
[14:09] Yuki
    It's Yuki!
[14:10] Yuki
    Don't you dare call me Shigeyuki, human!
[14:13] Ichiko
    Masaki!
[14:13] Ichiko
    Yuki-sama doesn't like being called Shigeyuki!
[14:16] Ichiko
    Her real name may be Shigeyuki, but...
[14:18] Yuki
    You, there!
[14:19] Yuki
    Shut your trap!
[14:20] Live
    Whoa, whoa. Let's calm down.
[14:22] Yuki
    I warned you, didn't I?
[14:23] Yuki
    That you'd be erased
    if you made videos of our powers.
[14:26] Live
    I may have used my powers,
    but that was unavoidable!
[14:28] Yuki
    I won't take any excuses!
[14:31] Yuki
    Hand over the video data.
[14:33] Masaki
    I-I refuse.
[14:34] Yuki
    Hand it over.
[14:36] Yuki
    Or would you rather
    I destroyed the entire camera?
[14:44] Live
    Masaki...
[14:45] Tokage
    Hey, what's this?
[14:46] Tokage
    The hell's going on?
[14:47] Yuki
    See for yourself.
[14:50] Tokage
    My money!
[14:52] Yuki
    Fu.
[14:53] Yuki
    There's another camera in that
    filthy room, isn't there?
[14:55] Yuki
    Bring it here.
[14:56] Fu
    Yes!
[15:05] Yuki
    Hey, let go of it!
[15:07] Masaki
    No way!
[15:08] Masaki
    If I hand this over, everyone's hard
    work will have been for nothing!
[15:12] Live
    Masaki...
[15:13] Tokage
    Money...
[15:15] Yuki
    You really don't know when to quit.
[15:17] Yuki
    Oh, yes. I never did get a chance
    to thank you for last time.
[15:25] Yuki
    I can still smell it to this day!
[15:29] Tokage
    I'll stop asking for free item coupons!
    I'm fine with just the upgrade coupons!
[15:29] Live
    Stop it! I promise we won't use our powers
    when filming again, so please don't!
[15:33] Yuki
    Get off of me!
[15:34] Live
    I'm begging you, Yuki.
[15:35] Tokage
    Pretty please!
[15:37] Yuki
    Are you being serious?
[15:43] Yuki
    Fine.
[15:48] Yuki
    No means no!
[15:50] Yuki
    You won't escape your punishment!
[15:53] Yuki
    Guilty!
[15:56] Live
    Yuki, what's this?
[15:58] Yuki
    If you finish all of it, I won't tell
    Mother about what happened today.
[16:03] Yuki
    But if you happen to leave any...
[16:06] Tokage
    What if we eat every last one, then?
[16:09] Yuki
    I just said I won't tell Mother—
[16:11] Tokage
    That's not enough.
[16:11] Yuki
    What?
[16:12] Tokage
    Not enough at all.
[16:14] Tokage
    You do realize we ended up
    having to scrap all of our footage?
[16:18] Tokage
    Footage that would have made us money!
[16:20] Yuki
    And what's your point?
[16:22] Tokage
    If we eat all of this,
    I want a fat stack of cash!
[16:25] Yuki
    Absolutely not!
[16:27] Tokage
    Say, Yuki...
[16:28] Tokage
    We don't use our vampire powers
    when we eat, do we?
[16:33] Yuki
    I suppose not.
[16:34] Tokage
    Which means it's okay
    to take a video of it, right?
[16:37] Yuki
    Huh? I guess...
[16:43] Masaki
    I'm filming this?
[16:44] Tokage
    Everybody eat up.
[16:46] Tokage
    Don't hesitate, eat. Eat, and you'll see.
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[16:51] Live
    Masaki!
[16:52] Live
    We've gotta do it!
[16:53] Live
    Leave it to me when it comes
    to food... To mukbang!
[16:55] Masaki
    Hold that thought!
[16:56] Masaki
    There's nothing compelling about a
    video of you eating a pile of raw garlic!
[16:59] Tokage
    Whatever! Just film it!
[17:01] Tokage
    If it flops, I'll beg on my knees,
    or stomach, or whatever you want!
[17:05] Yuki
    I don't care! Get to eating, already!
[17:07] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[17:08] Live
    Mukbang is fun, mukbang is fun...
[17:11] Live
    Okay!
[17:11] Live
    Here we go, everyone!
[17:13] Tokage
    Roll camera!
[17:17] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[17:20] Live
    Mayonaka Punch! Live here...
[17:22] Live
    F-For today's video...
[17:24] Tokage
    Today's segment is, "Everybody Eat Up!
    Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!"
[17:28] Tokage
    All right, everyone! Time to confront
    the food we all hate: garlic!
[17:33] Tokage
    Off we go!
[17:41] Ichiko
    We're in this together, Live-sama!
[17:48] Masaki
    H-Hey!
[17:49] Masaki
    Act like it's a little tasty!
[17:51] Yuki
    That's simply not possible.
[17:52] Yuki
    They're vampires.
[17:54] Masaki
    Then force a smile, at least!
[18:07] Tokage
    How're you holding up, Live-shi?
[18:09] Tokage
    Don't hesitate to dig into that garlic.
[18:12] Tokage
    How about you, Ichiko-shi?
[18:15] Tokage
    Doing good, Fu-shi?
[18:22] Fu
    Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[18:24] Fu
    Bing-bong!
[18:26] Fu
    Good morning from Fu-chan—
[18:31] Fu
    Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[18:34] Ichiko
    Y'know, I used to think hand lotion
    was the same thing as toothpaste.
[18:38] Ichiko
    Then I realized that was the fate of the
    old lady in the Grimms' fairy tale,
[18:42] Ichiko
    to be born from a duck egg—
[18:42] Masaki
    Ichiko, you're out.
[18:51] Ichiko
    What a shocker.
[18:52] Ichiko
    Slash-and-burn?
[18:52] Ichiko
    I prefer chateaubriand, thanks.
[18:54] Masaki
    Make the peanut gallery pipe down!
[18:59] Live
    Garlic is yummy. Garlic is yummy.
    Garlic is yummy.
[19:04] Live
    Oh, look!
[19:05] Live
    I spy a cutie-pie with tasty-looking blood!
[19:18] Masaki
    That's enough.
[19:19] Masaki
    I'm stopping the camera.
[19:20] Tokage
    You can't be serious!
[19:22] Tokage
    If I quit here, I can't call myself a gambler!
[19:24] Masaki
    We're not gambling jack here!
[19:25] Masaki
    And this video stinks!
[19:27] Masaki
    It's just a miserable sight!
[19:30] Tokage
    Dead or alive.
[19:32] Tokage
    An extreme gamble with my life on the line!
[19:34] Tokage
    Just watch me!
[19:38] Masaki
    Tokage...
[19:44] Tokage
    Whammo!
[19:47] Tokage
    I have not one scrap of garlic
    left on my entire plate!
[19:57] Yuki
    I swear, what a silly girl you are.
[20:03] Masaki
    None of this makes any sense.
[20:06] Masaki
    Total nonsense.
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SIGN    It's very dangerous for normal people
    to eat large amounts of raw garlic.
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[20:15] Live
    There, you're done.
[20:16] Ichiko
    She didn't even turn into pure-white ash yet!
[20:19] Live
    You've been rewatching it for three days!
[20:20] Ichiko
    It's still funny every single time!
[20:23] Tokage
    Well, I did come up with the idea, 
    had the video shot, and had it edited.
[20:28] Tokage
    Of course it's funny.
[20:31] Tokage
    My own genius scares me sometimes.
[20:34] Fu
    But it's purely by coincidence
    that that video...
[20:37] Tokage
    Just look at the numbers.
[20:39] Tokage
    Cold, hard hits.
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Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!!!
[20:42] Fu
    Wow, 12,000 views.
[20:44] Tokage
    Easy peasy, lemon squeezy for me!
[20:49] Live
    Oh, they're here.
[20:51] Mover
    Heya!
[20:52] Live
    Second floor, room in the back.
[20:54] Ichiko
    Um, what's all this, exactly?
[20:56] Live
    Huh? Didn't I mention it?
[20:58] Live
    Starting today, Masaki's moving in with us.
[21:01] Masaki
    I can't wait!
[21:02] Ichiko
    What?!
[21:03] Fu
    But why now?
[21:05] Masaki
    Now that we have momentum,
    I can't let this chance slip away!
[21:08] Masaki
    I'll live with you, shoot tons of videos,
[21:10] Masaki
    and ride this wave to turn our channel
    into a powerhouse in no time!
[21:13] Masaki
    That's the plan!
[21:14] Live
    There you have it.
[21:16] Group
    M-Makes sense.
[21:17] Live
    Okay, you're helping, too!
[21:19] Fu
    Y-Yes!
[21:19] Ichiko
    Sure!
[21:21] Tokage
    That's one hell of a dream you got there.
[21:23] Tokage
    Let me join your little group.
[21:25] Masaki
    I assumed you already had.
[21:27] Tokage
    With that settled, let's talk
    profit share for our last video!
[21:32] Tokage
    A 50/50 share, like we agreed on!
[21:35] Tokage
    Don't play dumb!
[21:37] Tokage
    Where's my slice of the pie?
[21:39] Masaki
    Um, that won't come into play for a while.
[21:42] Tokage
    What?!
[21:43] Tokage
    Chance Akaishi told me...
[21:44] Masaki
    MayoPan isn't even monetized yet!
[21:46] Tokage
    That's not what you promised!
[21:48] Masaki
    I didn't promise you squat!
[21:50] Tokage
    I'm leaving all of you!
[21:52] Tokage
    Hand over my money!
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    Sent you a sticker
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[23:26] Tokage
    Pay me, pay me, pay me!
[23:26] Masaki
    Masaki here!
[23:27] Masaki
    MayoPan's got a new member!
[23:29] Tokage
    Who's that?
[23:29] Masaki
    You, duh.
[23:30] Tokage
    That's right! It's me, Tokage!
[23:32] Masaki
    Honestly, I don't know if this will work out!
[23:33] Tokage
    Seriously? Try harder!
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "The Star of the Next Video is Who?"
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[23:37] Fu
    What? It's me?