E12 - The Last Live Stream

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[00:01] Ichiko
    Actually... We're vampires!
[00:05] Masaki
    What?!
[00:06] Masaki
    What the hell are you doing?!
[00:06] Fu
    MayoPan was a way for us
    to interact with all of you humans.
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[00:11] Fu
    But unless we hit a million subs tonight,
    our channel is going to be erased!
[00:17] Ichiko
    Live-sama, you're watching, aren't you?!
[00:18] Ichiko
    We're in big trouble!
[00:20] Ichiko
    So please, come back right away!
[00:21] Masaki
    Live...
[00:22] Masaki
    Where are you, and what are you doing?
[00:23] Fu
    And so, today's stream is...
[00:26] Masaki
    Huh?
[00:34] Tokage
    Oh! Now we have vampires
    who are going to be "it"!
[00:39] Ichiko
    Vampires playing tag in an abandoned hospital!
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[00:41] Ichiko
    No stopping until we hit a million subs!
SIGN    Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!!
SIGN    Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!!
[00:44] Masaki
    No stopping?
[00:45] Masaki
    If they catch you, then it's all over!
[00:49] Ichiko
    Hey, now, we didn't start yet.
[00:53] Yuki
    Looks like they're serious!
[00:55] Yuki
    Okay, then, to kick this off...
[00:57] Yuki
    Let's begin this game of tag!
[00:58] Masaki
    Man, this has gotten out of hand!
[01:00] Tokage
    This way, morons!
SIGN    The Game of Tag Begins!!
SIGN    The Game of Tag Begins!!
[01:06] Masaki
    How do I put this all together?
[01:08] Fu
    Masaki-san.
[01:09] Fu
    Think the stream will be okay?
[01:11] Masaki
    Somehow.
[01:13] Fu
    Thank you.
[01:14] Fu
    Also, Masaki-san...
[01:15] Masaki
    Wait.
[01:17] Masaki
    This stream is way too reckless!
[01:19] Masaki
    Why did you reveal yourselves
    in the first place?!
[01:21] Masaki
    Now Mother will be on your—
[01:23] Fu
    Nobody watching believes any of it.
[01:25] Masaki
    What?
SIGN    stones: damn loud explosion
    eelchair: What was that?!
    wawawa: ?!?!
    Extra Serving of Abura Soba: Which side
    is it in vampire tag?
    Please Listen to Me: Did something explode?
    Such elaborate effects~
    Obemura: Really funny joke there lolol
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    17765: Wait... There's way too much
    going on here
[01:27] Fu
    But we managed to lure out our hunters.
[01:30] Fu
    Now we can shoot a game of tag
    like no one's seen before.
[01:34] Masaki
    What if they catch you?
[01:36] Fu
    It'll be fine!
[01:37] Fu
    We won't let them get us!
SIGN    2,581 watching now
[01:43] Masaki
    It's true that the audience
    is eating this up, but...
SIGN    Obemura: Oh, look at them all run
    ponsuke: this camera switching is really...
    Chocolate Chip: What a serious game of tag
    G7I5N: Are the staff amateurs?
    Should have gotten pros...
    Dim-Witted Kana: It just started and it's already
    hard to see~ I don't know if I can watch this to the end
    Sayacha: No way they'll hit a million subs
    Flying Chicken: Please set up the cameras
    so we can see everyone~~~
    Running & Sneaker: We want to see more Fu
    okapon: this camera work...
[01:51] Tokage
    She really is such a pain in the butt.
[01:55] Tokage
    Oh, there you are.
[01:58] Tokage
    Jump!
[01:59] Tokage
    Cling...
[02:02] Tokage
    A wild gamble ain't so bad sometimes!
[02:06] Tokage
    I'll make sure MayoPan lives on!
[02:12] Tokage
    You won't get your hands on—
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SIGN    Tokage's Out!!
[02:25] Masaki
    Tokage!
SIGN    Green Turtle: What's going on
    Ke-boy: Her fault for smoking in a hospital
    gomadanGO: No idea what's happening
    since the camera work sucks so much.
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Wasshoi: These cameras kys kys kys
    Gen: So hard to see ;w;
    paka: How dare they do this to my Tokage-sama...!
    Jshi66: they suck
    Fried Mackerel Meal: Wait, isn't Fu in danger, too??
    Fork Devil: Fu...
    Engawa: Ah, not good
    wawawa: Show us how the others are doing!
[02:30] Masaki
    What?
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[02:40] Fu
    Masaki-san.
[02:41] Masaki
    Huh?
[02:42] Fu
    Keep the stream going.
[02:45] Fu
    Don't let this be the end for MayoPan.
[02:48] Fu
    Everyone watching, thanks for tuning in.
[02:52] Fu
    Please! Keep spreading the word
    about this stream!
[02:58] Masaki
    Fu!
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SIGN    Fu's Out!!
[03:08] Masaki
    You said they wouldn't get you...
[03:13] Masaki
    Who cares about that now?!
SIGN    flapjack octopus: oh no
    1000 km/h: They got Fu-chan too
    Fork Devil: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu ;w;
    www.jp: wait, did she just say masaki???
    who-love-love: Don't you go scaring Fu
    vckx: By Masaki, does she mean Masakichi?!
    Jshi66: Masakichi?!
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Mii: Is Fu okay? I'm so worried
    Goemon: So Masakichi came up with this??
    Yukko: Did you get proper permission
    to film here?
    Level-1200: Is Masakichi there?
[03:16] Masaki
    Shut up already!
[03:19] Masaki
    Wait, Ichiko! In front of you!
[03:36] Ichiko
    Masaki?!
[03:38] Masaki
    Hold this!
[03:39] Masaki
    This game of tag isn't over yet!
[03:42] Ichiko
    Right!
[03:43] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[03:44] Masaki
    Use the laptop to see where they are!
[03:46] Ichiko
    Um...
SIGN    Goemon: Did I just hear Masakichi??
[03:49] Ichiko
    That's right!
[03:50] Ichiko
    Here with me is Masakichi!
[03:51] Masaki
    Don't show my face! Where are they?
[03:52] Masaki
    Um, they're...
[03:57] Masaki
    We're done for.
[03:59] Ichiko
    Th-The jigsaw is up.
[04:02] Masaki
    Damn it!
[04:14] Masaki
    Yuki?!
[04:15] Yuki
    Leave them to me.
[04:16] Yuki
    Hurry up and run away!
[04:17] Ichiko
    Don't be absurd!
[04:18] Ichiko
    Yuki-sama, there's no way—
[04:19] Yuki
    Just go on!
[04:21] Yuki
    Or we'll all end up out!
[04:22] Masaki
    Shigeyuki...
[04:24] Yuki
    And don't call me Shigeyuki!
[04:32] Yuki
    I'll take care of all of you.
[04:36] Yuki
    Get ready!
[04:43] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[04:44] Ichiko
    M-Masaki...
[04:47] Ichiko
    I'm bleeding!
[04:48] Masaki
    What?!
[04:49] Masaki
    First aid... We need first aid!
[04:54] Masaki
    What was that?
[04:57] Masaki
    Yuki?
SIGN    Please Stand By
SIGN    Please Stand By
[05:13] Ichiko
    They got Yuki-sama...
[05:14] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[05:18] Masaki
    What do we do?
[05:21] Ichiko
    It's fine.
[05:22] Ichiko
    A quick nap'll heal me right up.
[05:26] Ichiko
    Masaki.
[05:27] Masaki
    What is it?
[05:29] Ichiko
    The stream is going to end...
[05:32] Ichiko
    MayoPan is going to end!
[05:36] Ichiko
    I don't want that!
SIGN    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    taiyaki: still not back?
    Level-1200: Stop slacking
    mumu: if only live was here...
    G7I5N: Taking so long, I can't watch this
    Takowasa: Stop trying to buy time for views
    Flying Chicken: What's taking so long?
    Vending Machine: Did they get permission
    from the owner of this abandoned hospital?
    If they didn't...
[05:38] Ichiko
    After we all tried so hard...
[05:42] Ichiko
    After you came to Banpai Manor...
[05:45] Ichiko
    Everything's been so much fun.
[05:48] Ichiko
    That's... That's why...
[05:52] Ichiko
    All I wanted was for that to last.
[05:57] Ichiko
    Masaki...
[05:59] Ichiko
    MayoPan's...
[06:01] Masaki
    Ichiko? Ichiko!
[06:09] Masaki
    I'm the only one left now.
SIGN    coffee beans: not even funny
    Iron Deficiency: Your ideas blow, just quit now
    yani-yani: Stop streaming
    aieuo: Masakichi trying to rack up viewers
    Gen: Get on with it already. Don't keep us waiting
    Passion Exploitation: What happened to all that
    vampire stuff???
    taiyaki: boring
    Jelly-beans: Everyone! I saw a post saying
    the stream is over!!
    Praying Owl: Snoozefest, what a waste of time
    masa: this is all masakichi's fault
    rice on rice: she'll pay
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Stalemate Gamer: Awful stream.
    Give me my time back
    eeeeeeks: What a creep.
[06:25] Masaki
    This is...
[06:28] Masaki
    where I first met Live!
[06:32] Masaki
    Ah, damn it all!
[06:34] Masaki
    This is all Live's fault!
[06:36] Masaki
    Where the hell is she?!
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SIGN    Title
    
    
    
    Please stand by
    
    
    
    For end of stream
[06:58] Masaki
    I swear...
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl
[07:02] Masaki
    "Oedo"...
[07:05] Masaki/Oedo
    "Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas?"
SIGN    Work: So many trolls lol
    energy: Please do something about this
    Lemon Sour: Is it coming back?
    
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one
    of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she
    gets stoked, it always ends in trouble
    
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she
    hasn't changed at all since the
    Hype-Sis days
[07:08] Oedo Girl
    Whenever she gets stoked,
    it always ends in trouble!
[07:11] Oedo Girl
    Hilarious how she hasn't changed
    at all since the Hype-Sis days!
[07:14] Masaki
    Huh?
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan?
[07:16] Oedo Girl
    So now she's ruining MayoPan?
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to turn things around
    for some real hype?
[07:18] Oedo Girl
    Oh, is she suddenly going to turn
    things around for some real hype?
[07:22] Masaki/Oedo
    "I can't wait!"
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao
[07:24] Masaki
    Huh?!
[07:25] Masaki
    What the hell's your deal?!
[07:27] Masaki
    I mean...
[07:28] (Flashback) Oedo Girl
    You're Masakichi-san, right?
[07:30] (Flashback) Oedo Girl
    I'm a huge fan!
[07:31] Masaki
    That's what you said!
[07:33] Masaki
    So why this?!
[07:34] Masaki
    What's even going through your head?!
[07:36] Masaki
    Do you know what I've gone through 
    because of comments like yours?!
[07:40] Masaki
    Get a life, you goddamn idiot!
[07:47] Masaki
    Is she just having fun stirring the pot?
[07:52] Masaki
    Am I taking this way too seriously?
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she gets stoked, it always ends in trouble
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she hasn't changed
    at all since the Hype-Sis days
    Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan? lmao
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to
    turn things around for some real hype?
    Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao
    mumu: If Live was here...
SIGN    If the abuser wants to show her face, then go ahead
    I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In a lot...
    Go away scumbag
SIGN    thxbye: I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In...
    Asahitaro: Go away scumbag
    Momo: To tell you the truth, I don't hate Masakichi
    that much either...
    dedesuke:  Masakichi on the run
     Masakichi on the run  Masakichi
    on the run  Masakichi on the run 
    Masakichi on the run  Masakichi on the run
    chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan
SIGN    chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan
[08:12] Masaki
    Sakura?
[08:19] Masaki
    Of course there are people out there
[08:22] Masaki
    who really hate me,
    as well as those having fun trolling.
[08:27] Masaki
    But there are also people who support me.
[08:30] Masaki
    A very small number, but still.
[08:33] Masaki
    No matter how much I try, I don't understand!
[08:36] Masaki
    I can't tell how any of these
    people feel about me!
[08:39] Masaki
    I never will, and when all's
    said and done, I'm scared!
[08:42] Masaki
    But one thing's for sure!
SIGN    watching now
SIGN    watching now
[08:45] Masaki
    Everyone's here to watch MayoPan.
[08:49] Masaki
    Our haters...
[08:51] Masaki
    and our supporters!
[08:54] Masaki
    So no matter what anyone thinks...
[08:57] Masaki
    I've gotta continue the stream!
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[09:05] Masaki
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[09:07] Masaki
    Mayonaka Punch!
[09:08] Masaki
    Staff member Masakichi here!
[09:13] Masaki
    Yep.
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
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[09:14] Masaki
    "How dare you show your face on camera?"
[09:16] Masaki
    You're absolutely right.
[09:18] Masaki
    However...
[09:19] Masaki
    However!
[09:20] Masaki
    I can't let this livestream end!
[09:24] Masaki
    I can't let this be the end for MayoPan!
[09:26] Masaki
    So I have a favor to ask you all!
[09:30] Masaki
    Let me join in on this game of tag.
[09:39] Masaki
    And so, I'm the only one left now!
[09:42] Masaki
    If they catch me,
    the stream will immediately end!
[09:45] Masaki
    But I won't lose!
[09:47] Masaki
    You may be surprised to hear
    that I'm pretty dang good at tag!
[09:52] Masaki
    Yes, that's right.
[09:53] Masaki
    I'm a nasty piece of work—
[09:55] Masaki
    What?
[10:01] Masaki
    I'm the one who made a
    huge mess of Hype-Sis.
[10:10] Masaki
    And I'm to blame for this as well!
[10:13] Masaki
    For saying such awful things to Live!
[10:15] Masaki
    So that's why...
[10:22] Masaki
    That's why Live, all of MayoPan,
    the Hype-Sis girls...
[10:27] Masaki
    and all of you watching
    deserve an apology from me.
[10:31] Masaki
    I'm really sorry!
[10:50] Masaki
    I know it's not something an apology will fix.
[10:54] Masaki
    Still, I don't want to say goodbye to MayoPan!
[10:59] Masaki
    If there's anyone out there who wants
    to show their support for MayoPan,
[11:03] Masaki
    spread the word about this stream!
[11:05] Masaki
    I, Masakichi, won't let myself
    be caught until Live shows up!
SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
[11:11] TSUMA-shi
    MayoPan's going all out as usual, I see.
[11:15] TSUMA-shi
    It's not much, but the least
    I can do is lend a hand.
SIGN    Send
SIGN    MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an
    interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!
    
    Mayonaka Punch   @mayopan
    Good morning from the dead of night!
    Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3
[11:18] TSUMA-shi
    Bomber!
SIGN    TSUMA-shi   @tsumashi
    MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an
    interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!
    
    Mayonaka Punch   @mayopan
    Good morning from the dead of night!
    Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3
    
    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!
    No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
    NewTube
SIGN    watching now
[11:30] Masaki
    There's no way you're getting your hands on me!
[11:34] Masaki
    Catch me if you can!
[11:40] Masaki
    Sorry, Live.
[11:42] Masaki
    Ever since we met, you've
    always been thinking about me.
[11:46] Masaki
    That's why...
[11:47] Masaki
    I'll keep up this game of tag,
    even if I break my leg!
SIGN    Feudal Lord: Masakichi's doing better than...
SIGN    hipopo: Seriously, go away
    Cheese Naan: We don't need Masakichi, just find...
    ...cone: violent bitch kys kys
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Lol wow
    she's really running. Good luck~
SIGN    Remy: So intense lmao
    Claire: TSUMA-shi sent me here!
    Must be exhausting~ Good luck!!
    daniel: You're nobody, don't get cocky
SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
SIGN    cherry-blossoms: Masakichi, you can do it!!
    flapjack octopus: so much for the vampire stuff lmao
    Terrarium: TSUMA-shi recommended this stream...
    I'll be silently cheering you on!
SIGN    watching now
SIGN    hinoko: You're pretty athletic!! My opinion...
    Fork Devil: If Masakichi survives...
    Fu will be saved, so I'm on your side!
    
SIGN    ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~
    Boiled Tofu: What's entertaining about this stream?
    What's entertaining about this stream?
    What's entertaining about this stream?
[12:41] Masaki
    Give up already!
[12:49] Masaki
    This game's not over yet!
[12:53] Leader
    You've all lost.
[12:56] Leader
    Stop the stream.
[12:58] Masaki
    D-Don't move!
[13:00] Masaki
    If you come any closer...
[13:03] Leader
    Why did you decide to do it?
[13:05] Masaki
    What?
[13:07] Leader
    Why did you decide to be on camera?
[13:09] Masaki
    Huh?
[13:11] Masaki
    For MayoPan!
[13:12] Masaki
    Not to mention everyone watching!
[13:15] Masaki
    Listen up!
[13:15] Masaki
    If we reach a million subs,
    I want all of them back!
[13:18] Masaki
    And Banpai Manor—
[13:19] Leader
    No.
[13:22] Leader
    I'm asking about you.
[13:25] Masaki
    What are you talking about?
[13:27] Masaki
    That doesn't matter—
[13:28] Leader
    Answer me.
[13:29] Masaki
    Like I said, so MayoPan can live on.
[13:32] Masaki
    That's all it is.
[13:34] Masaki
    This may be an atrocious idea
    that doesn't make any sense,
[13:38] Masaki
    but they gave their all for it!
[13:40] Masaki
    That's why...
[13:42] Masaki
    Even though I know no one wants to watch me...
[13:45] Masaki
    Ah, never mind!
[13:46] Masaki
    Everyone, forget what I just said!
[13:48] Masaki
    Anyway, I'll do everything I can
    until Live comes back...
[13:52] Masaki
    Huh?
[13:53] Masaki
    No way.
SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
    10k watching now
[13:57] Masaki
    When did all these people...
[14:02] Masaki
    In the end, I...
[14:05] Leader
    Let me ask you one more time.
[14:07] Leader
    Why did you decide to be on camera?
[14:11] Masaki
    I...
SIGN    Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
[14:20] Masaki
    I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?!
[14:24] Masaki
    Because... Because... Because...
[14:29] Masaki
    Because I want to, of course!
[14:41] Masaki
    The truth is, I want to feel wanted.
[14:45] Masaki
    Even now, I want them to enjoy watching me.
[14:48] Masaki
    But I know that's too much to ask.
[15:00] Masaki
    Live!
[15:01] Masaki
    You're watching this stream, aren't you?!
[15:03] Masaki
    I showed my face!
[15:04] Masaki
    I didn't run away this time!
[15:05] Masaki
    Did you forget our deal?!
[15:07] Masaki
    You promised me, didn't you?!
[15:09] Masaki
    To make a meal of me
    once we hit a million subs!
[15:12] Masaki
    So hurry up and show yourself already!
[15:17] Masaki
    I won't let myself be caught just yet!
[15:26] Masaki
    I'm not gonna make it.
[15:28] Masaki
    No, no, no!
[15:30] Masaki
    I'll make sure the stream goes on!
[15:32] Masaki
    I won't let it all end here!
[15:43] Live
    Gotcha.
[15:46] Live
    I'm here for you, Masaki.
[15:49] Masaki
    What took you so long?!
[15:51] Live
    Sorry.
[15:52] Masaki
    No, I was in the wrong.
[15:55] Masaki
    Live, I'm sorry for all
    the awful things I said.
[15:58] Live
    It's fine.
[16:00] Live
    I'm just glad I could hear it.
[16:03] Masaki
    Hear what?
[16:04] Live
    How you really felt.
[16:05] Live
    That you wanted to be in our videos.
[16:07] Masaki
    You knew already, didn't you?
[16:09] Masaki
    You're the vampire who knows me
    better than anyone else, after all.
[16:14] Live
    I wanted to hear you say it!
[16:16] Live
    So I'm really happy!
[16:18] Masaki
    Yeah.
[16:19] Masaki
    Huh?
[16:21] Masaki
    You're happy you heard me say it?
[16:24] Live
    Yep!
[16:26] Masaki
    Live, you heard us talking just now?
[16:30] Masaki
    Hey, wait a minute!
[16:32] Masaki
    Wait, that means...
[16:34] Masaki
    Huh? What?
[16:36] Masaki
    Huh?!
[16:38] Masaki
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[16:43] Kikka
    It went off without a hitch.
[16:44] Otomi
    What a relief.
[16:45] Fu
    Masakichi's back in action.
[16:47] Sidebrah
    The hunters were...
[16:48] Outlaw
    Us Outside Kids, and...
[16:51] Group
    Hype-Sis!
[16:54] Sidebrah
    Tokage-nee-san, your athletic skills
    are, like, totally out there!
[16:58] Tokage
    Whoo...
[16:59] Ichiko
    I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?
[17:01] Ichiko
    Because, because, because...
[17:03] Ichiko
    Because I want to, of course!
[17:10] Live
    Okay, everyone! All together now!
[17:13] Group
    You got pranked!
SIGN    You Got Pranked!
SIGN    You Got
    Pranked!!
SIGN    You Got
    Pranked!!
[17:19] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Impeccable timing, Mastamin-nee-san.
[17:22] Yuki
    Don't call me Mastamin-nee-san.
SIGN    "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?"
SIGN    "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?"
SIGN    You Got Pranked!
[17:24] Live
    Well, then...
[17:26] Live
    So sorry for making all of you worry!
[17:31] Live
    Man, I know, right?
[17:33] Live
    I didn't think it'd all work out this well!
[17:36] Live
    All righty, time to explain how it went down!
[17:39] Live
    Oh, hold that thought!
[17:41] Live
    Masakichi, why don't we—
[17:42] Masaki
    You bastard...
[17:44] Masaki
    Screw you!
[17:50] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[17:54] Masaki
    We sincerely apologize for putting on
    this preposterous stream.
[18:00] Live
    It all started when Masakichi ran out of
    the house, refusing to star in our videos,
[18:05] Live
    which was when I came up with this prank.
[18:08] Live
    We'll explain all the nitty-gritty
    details later in a separate video.
[18:12] Live
    Huh? Vampires?
[18:13] Live
    Of course there's no such thing!
[18:15] Masaki
    Anyway!
[18:16] Masaki
    We're really...
[18:17] Group
    Very sorry about what we did!
[18:23] Masaki
    You got all of them involved.
[18:25] Masaki
    Wait, if it was you under this mask,
[18:28] Masaki
    were you the one who attacked our car?
[18:30] Fu
    Th-That was me.
[18:32] Fu
    I immediately changed my outfit
    to meet up with you.
[18:35] Masaki
    What about Banpai Manor?
[18:36] Live
    Just normal repairs!
[18:38] Masaki
    For a house that might get torn down?
[18:40] Masaki
    What about Ai-san, then?
[18:42] Tokage
    I came up with that one!
[18:44] Tokage
    Changing one letter in Live gives you Love!
[18:47] Tokage
    That's what "Ai" means!
SIGN    Ai
[18:50] Masaki
    So the part about Live remembering
    what happened twenty years ago...
[18:54] Live
    Oh, that part's true!
[18:55] Masaki
    What?
[18:56] Live
    Man, the two of us really are
    fated to be together!
[19:00] Masaki
    Huh?!
[19:02] Live
    Don't worry about it.
[19:03] Live
    Well, then... Once again,
    let's aim for one million!
[19:06] Live
    We have one month left!
[19:08] Masaki
    Oh, right.
[19:10] Masaki
    Today being the deadline was a lie as well.
[19:11] Live
    Once we reach it, I can go ahead, right?
[19:14] Masaki
    What?
[19:14] Live
    I can make a meal of you, right?
[19:17] Masaki
    That's null and void now.
[19:18] Live
    What?!
[20:46] Yuki
    We're truly, truly sorry 
    about our past livestream!
[20:50] Mother
    Not you too, Shigeyuki.
[20:53] Yuki
    Oh, but it's all okay!
[20:54] Yuki
    Not a single person who watched
    believes that vampires exist!
SIGN    Right?
[20:58] Yuki
    Right? Right?
SIGN    Right?
[21:03] Mother
    It seems this served as a good
    opportunity for that human, Masaki.
[21:08] Yuki
    Y-Yes!
[21:09] Yuki
    I have to say, the bonds between
    Live and Masaki are strong indeed!
[21:13] Mother
    They certainly are.
[21:19] (Flashback) Live
    Agh! I'm sick and tired of being a vampire!
[21:22] (Flashback) Live
    What's wrong with going out during the day?!
[21:34] (Flashback) Live
    I-I'm done for...
[21:36] (Flashback) Masaki
    Huh?
[21:39] (Flashback) Masaki
    A talking bat.
[21:42] (Flashback) Masaki
    Are you okay?
[21:44] (Flashback) Live
    L-Let me have some blood!
[21:46] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
[21:49] (Flashback) Masaki
    Here.
[21:51] (Flashback) Live
    Time to dig in!
SIGN    Chomp!!
[21:54] (Flashback) Masaki
    Ow!
[21:55] (Flashback) Masaki
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[21:56] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go away, you dumb bat!
[22:00] Masaki
    It hurts!
[22:00] (Flashback) Masaki's Mom
    Are you okay, Masaki-chan?
[22:02] Mother
    She saved Live's life, after all.
[22:05] Yuki
    So that's why she can't forget that taste?
[22:09] Yuki
    Well, she ended up sleeping
    for twenty years after that.
[22:12] Ichiko
    We're home!
[22:14] Fu
    Tokage-san, you can park the car over there.
[22:16] Tokage
    Sheesh, why's it my job...
[22:20] Live
    Masaki...
[22:22] Live
    I'm sorry! I mean it, really!
[22:24] Live
    But you know, that prank was
    my way of showing how much I care!
[22:28] Masaki
    Well, I don't know...
[22:29] Live
    I'll work even harder on
    our videos starting tomorrow!
[22:32] Live
    I'll make sure we hit a million subs!
[22:35] Live
    So our deal about your blood...
[22:37] Masaki
    Ah, sure, fine.
[22:39] Masaki
    I'll consider it.
[22:44] Live
    No backsies, okay?!
[22:45] Live
    Let's go shoot a video together right now!
[22:47] Masaki
    Hey!
[22:49] Ichiko
    What are you two ditching for?!
[23:00] Masaki
    Hey, Live!
[23:02] Masaki
    Can you slow it down a bit?!
[23:04] Live
    Masaki, thanks.
[23:06] Masaki
    Huh? For what?
[23:07] Live
    For teaching us all about videos.
[23:11] Live
    And bringing us out into the world
    from the darkness.
[23:17] Masaki
    You did the same for me.
[23:22] Live
    All right!
[23:23] Live
    Here we go!
[23:32] Group
    Good morning from the dead of night!