MAYONAKA PUNCH Meet Masaki, the now former member of the popular NewTuber group, Hyped-Up Sisters. After a career setback, aka getting fired unexpectedly via a livestream, she joins forces with Live, a partner with superhuman abilities. Together, they aim to create sensational content and reach 1 million subscribers. Will they reach their content dreams or be hit with the block button? Season 1 E1 - The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Masaki     NewTube. [01:35] Masaki     Every minute, it sees hundreds     of hours of video uploaded, [01:39] Masaki     as well as hundreds of thousands     of hours of video watched, [01:42] Masaki     making it the world's most-visited website. SIGN    Katsudon: It's almost time     ohashi: gg masakichi     Hibiscus: Are you two okay?     Don't push yourselves     Chachamaru: Hellooo     nemo: hey     kkkk0302: yo losers     imhungry: Masakichi's done for!     Masakichi's done for!     Masakichi's done for!     Ishibashi T. Wataru: Man up and step down     Gakkey: What happened?     Sparkling ° Chondroitin: kikka a cute     Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.     How about I punch you too??     lol lmao: apology stream yessssss     Vitamin B2: Unforgivable     Kai10: Are you two okay...? [01:46] Masaki     These comments, I swear... SIGN    Hype-Sis     Urgent Announcement [01:48] Masaki     Utter trash. [01:50] Masaki     What do they know?! [01:53] Kikka     To all of you who continue to     support us, thank you so much. [01:58] Kikka     Today, we have an announcement to make. [02:01] Kikka     First, regarding the past several videos, [02:04] Kikka     we would like to apologize for     any discomfort they may have caused. [02:09] Kikka     To set things right, we've decided     to let Masakichi go as a member. [02:14] Otomi     She's been making videos with us     since high school, [02:17] Otomi     so we wanted to keep her on if possible, SIGN    Breaking: Masakichi fired Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful. Are you two okay? It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense Avocado: No one likes Masakichi anyway, so who cares? pui: lol fired lmao Black-Hearted Kurosuke: The videos were hard to watch. I sincerely hope this leads to the best for all three of you. Antinomy: Masakichi ruins the videos. I hate seeing her. smooth finish: show her face already [02:21] Otomi     but the truth is that we haven't been     on good terms for some time now. [02:25] Kikka     From frustration about not getting views, [02:27] Kikka     to complaints about the content of our videos [02:29] Kikka     and differences in enthusiasm levels... [02:31] Kikka     We had our fair share of arguments, [02:33] Kikka     followed by her violent outburst     the other day during our livestream... [02:37] Masaki     So what? [02:38] Masaki     It's all my fault now? [02:40] Kikka     ...and the toxic posts     discovered on her alt after that. SIGN    stinger @chikchik_m3k     She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal? Stop playing the victim... So annoying          stinger @chikchik_m3k     You seriously can't even do this? So useless          stinger @chikchik_m3k     God they're so needy [02:43] Kikka     We want everyone to enjoy watching     the Hyped-Up Sisters channel, [02:48] Kikka     so we can't overlook these actions     from one of our members. [02:51] Masaki     Screw you! SIGN    Re: She crossed the line there     JO: true lol     I quit: Bye masakichi     Yasu: Yeah figures     apple: so long     Wrinkled dress shirt: well duh     jiji: Right move     Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt     human: violent bitch die die die die die     edamame: i hope you never change otomin     ky: Cut it out already     Iburi Gakko Enthusiast: I know it won't be easy     going forward, but I'm rooting for you!     gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi     Eye Drops: Go away loser     bom777: ggwp     Ma: Why are you two apologizing?     tasteless odorless: You might be better off     going your separate ways. [02:55] Masaki     No way... [02:55] Otomi     After getting together as a group to     discuss these incidents and our next steps, [02:57] Masaki     The haters are the ones to blame here! [02:59] Masaki     I did nothing wrong! [03:00] Otomi     the two of us and Masakichi     have decided to go our separate ways. [03:05] Otomi     If all of you watching     can find it to forgive us, [03:07] Masaki     What?! [03:08] Otomi     we would like to continue Hype-Sis with     just the two of us, Otomin and Kicchomu. [03:09] Masaki     You're the ones who made that decision for me! [03:14] Kikka     We would like to take this     opportunity to make a fresh start, [03:17] Kikka     and focus on diligently making videos     that all of our viewers can enjoy. [03:23] Otomi     As the new and reborn Hyped-Up Sisters, [03:26] Otomi     we'll do our best to hit the goal Masakichi had set [03:28] Otomi     of reaching one million channel subscribers. [03:32] Kikka     Finally, please continue to support us— SIGN    The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire SIGN    One Moment, Please [03:43] Kikka     Now you've made another mess. [03:46] Otomi     That's a lot of comments. [03:48] Masaki     Man, looks like you racked up a ton of hits. [03:52] Kikka     All thanks to you. [03:54] Masaki     You're welcome. [03:56] Masaki     Also, a million subs? [03:58] Masaki     No way! [03:59] Masaki     No one will stick around once I'm gone. [04:01] Kikka     We won't let them slip away. [04:02] Kikka     We'll keep growing our numbers. [04:05] Masaki     But I'm the one who came up     with all our video ideas! [04:08] Kikka     You just wanted to call all the shots. [04:10] Masaki     I was the one who filmed and edited— [04:12] Otomi     We'll do what we can! [04:14] Otomi     Besides, it'll be smooth sailing     if we hire someone new! [04:18] Kikka     We're going to start the stream again.     Will you join us? [04:21] Kikka     Well, not like anyone wants     to see a violent bitch like you. [04:26] Masaki     No way! [04:27] Masaki     Hey, there! Masakichi here! [04:31] Masaki     I've decided to start a solo channel! [04:34] Masaki     This channel will be for videos of     all the things I really wanted to do! [04:35] Masaki     The comments are a war zone! [04:37] Masaki     Yes, yes! SIGN    tommy: Have you ever considered how     the two Hype-Sis members must feel?     Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute     Tangerine Jelly: Please don't upload any more videos     yamamomo: Are you really taking this attitude     after punching someone? You can't just pretend it     didn't happen, so please apologize to the other two     and give us fans a proper explanation.     merorin: why the hell would you start a solo channel     Milk Tea: All she thinks about is herself.     She doesn't care at all how the fans feel.     SE: A 10 min video yapping about herself     and zero apologies lmao     otooto: The stuff about recent gripes is w/e,     but I can't forgive you for punching Otomin. [04:38] Masaki     I'll get everyone talking     and blow those two out of the water! [04:38] Masaki     All the ideas that wouldn't have     flown before are fair game now! SIGN    Rice: she doesn't regret anything she did     aa: So this is what Masakichi is really like..     tomtom: Seriously messed up as a person     Shrimp: Think about the other two a little     amebaaaaaaaa: Nice sockpuppet     sdsjkfha: Please. Just quit already.     The Great Acorn: Turns out Masakichi's      willing to do whatever it takes      for her own success. [04:43] Masaki     Please support the channel,     like, and subscribe! [04:47] Masaki     This is your chance to witness a legend! [04:54] Masaki     What, really? [04:55] Masaki     Not even one positive comment? [05:00] Masaki     This isn't good! [05:01] Masaki     Damage control, damage control! SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours! [05:03] Masaki     "Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!" SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours! SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours! [05:05] Masaki     "You have my support!" SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours! SIGN    Daifuku Mochi: Who are you going to punch next??          Seltzer Water: Don't be so full of yourself. You're not even cute.          AT: Support? That's gotta be her posting lol          hypehype: Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!     You have my support!          tommy: Have you ever considered how the     two Hype-Sis members must feel?          Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute [05:12] Masaki     No more! [05:12] Masaki     I'm not looking! [05:13] Masaki     Say what you want! SIGN    nanamichan: I haven't seen all of Hype-Sis's videos,     but I can't support Masakichi-san anymore.          rice on rice: What's with the heel turn?          Hojicha Ice Cream: She's got a talent for offending people          MIU: So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute,     funny girl with a good personality.          chopsticks: Was starting a solo channel     really your highest priority here? SIGN    She's got a talent for offending people SIGN    So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute, funny girl     with a good personality. SIGN    Was starting a solo channel really your highest priority here? [05:25] Masaki     Yeah, maybe I should have started     with an apology video. SIGN    Sorry SIGN    Sorry [05:32] Masaki     There. [05:43] (Flashback) Kikka     Not like anyone wants to see     a violent bitch like you. [06:00] (Flashback) Otomi     Besides, it'll be smooth sailing     if we hire someone new! [06:04] Masaki     That's it! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Masakichi @masakichi_1111          I'm thinking about starting a new channel.     Looking for anyone who wants to join!!     If you're interested, please send me a message.          #Masakichi #RecruitingNewMembers #NewTube [06:07] Masaki     Here we go! [06:09] Masaki     Time for a casting call! SIGN    Banpai Manor SIGN    Go ahead...     Make a meal of me SIGN    Go ahead...     Make a meal of me [06:44] Live     I can't think straight,     and it's driving me wild! [06:47] Live     I'm at my limit! [06:50] Live     Time to dig in! [06:54] Live     Hot! [06:56] Live     I'm on fire! [06:57] Live     My hand! My hand! [07:02] Live     Hot, hot, hot! [07:03] Ichiko     Pipe down, will you? [07:04] Ichiko     Do you know what time it is? [07:08] Ichiko     Live-sama! [07:15] Live     Hey, Ichiko. [07:17] Live     You almost turned me to ashes. [07:19] Live     Don't open the curtains in a vampire's room. [07:22] Ichiko     I forgot to close them after cleaning. [07:25] Ichiko     More importantly, I'm happy     to see you're finally awake! [07:28] Live     Huh? [07:31] Live     I'm going back to sleep, though. [07:33] Live     Back to my dream to... [07:34] Ichiko     You can't be serious! [07:36] Ichiko     I've been worried sick these last twenty years! [07:39] Live     Did you say twenty years? [07:41] Ichiko     I sure did! [07:42] Ichiko     It was a royal pain watching      you sleep this whole time! [07:46] Live     If I was sleeping for twenty years,     why'd I get interrupted at the best part? [07:50] Ichiko     I will say, you really are     my savior, Live-sama! [07:54] Live     Huh? Your savior? SIGN    Thud! [07:57] Ichiko     Take a look at this! [08:02] Live     What're all these? SIGN    Pay us back SIGN    Collection Letter SIGN    Collection Letter [08:02] [SONG] Sign     Pay back what you owe [08:02] [SONG] Sign     Pay back what you owe [08:03] Ichiko     Collation letters. [08:05] Live     Collection letters. [08:06] Ichiko     I've been working my butt off to look after     Banpai Manor these past twenty years. [08:11] Ichiko     But the debt just keeps piling up. [08:14] Live     Wait, debt? How? [08:17] Ichiko     I started trading stocks. [08:19] Live     What? You of all people? [08:20] Ichiko     Yes! [08:21] Ichiko     I invested all over. Futures trading. [08:24] Ichiko     I'm staying ahead of the game! [08:26] Live     How can someone who can't read     the word "collection" even trade stocks? [08:31] Ichiko     I consulted videos from     stock market experts, you know. [08:35] Ichiko     They promised I'd rake in the cash     if I did as they said! SIGN    Save up ¥10 million     Investing in Stocks     Tips & Tricks SIGN    Stocks     Guaranteed not to fail SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal     in 3 Minutes!! [08:38] Live     Videos? [08:39] Live     What's this rectangular slab? [08:41] Ichiko     It's called a smartphone. [08:45] Live     Hold it right there! SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal     in 3 Minutes!! [08:54] Live     Now this is a wild turn of events! SIGN    Rental Space          Masakichi Channel     New Member Auditions          Conference Room B [09:01] Masaki     Thank you for your application. SIGN    Masakichi New Channel      Member Interviews [09:05] Masaki     Um... [09:06] Mob A     Yay. [09:07] Mob A     Without further ado... [09:08] Mob A     I snuck into an interview for the disgraced     NewTuber Masakichi's new member auditions. [09:14] Mob A     No lies. I'm really here. [09:16] Masaki     Um... [09:16] Mob A     But man, right before me     is Little Miss Canceled herself! [09:22] Masaki     Um, if you were to join as a member... [09:24] Mob A     Oh, I'm not here to join. [09:26] Mob A     Hey, do you mind if I upload     this video to my channel? [09:29] Masaki     Please leave. [09:31] Masaki     What a relief. [09:32] Masaki     He looks a lot more serious! [09:34] Masaki     Um, if you were to join as a member... [09:36] Mob B     Ah, could I ask you a question first? [09:39] Masaki     Huh? Yeah, sure. [09:40] Masaki     Go ahead. [09:41] Mob B     Do you have anything you'd like to say     to the two current members of Hype-Sis? [09:45] Masaki     Huh? [09:46] Masaki     Well, um... Not really. [09:48] Mob B     You must be angry, having to leave by yourself. [09:51] Mob B     They were bad-mouthing you     on yesterday's stream, as well. [09:55] Masaki     Those jerks... [09:56] Masaki     I mean, in the first place... [10:00] Masaki     Is that thing recording? [10:04] Masaki     Please leave. [10:06] Mob C     My little brother is very ill,     and he's a fan of yours. [10:11] Masaki     Oh, really? [10:13] Masaki     Then why don't we... SIGN    You Got Pranked [10:14] Mob C     Just kidding! [10:15] Masaki     Get out! [10:21] Mob D     Please! Let me taste that punch of yours! [10:25] Woman     We're here to celebrate     our third day as a couple! [10:27] Masaki     Break up. [10:28] Salesman     Find happiness with these products! [10:29] Masaki     Take that! [10:30] Masaki     A mascot suit?! [10:31] Masaki     How?! [10:36] Drunk     Where am I? [10:39] Masaki     Hell. [10:40] Drunk     All right, time to come back to life! [10:43] Masaki     Guess it makes sense. [10:44] Masaki     The only people who would come are trolls. SIGN    Miyama VS Hirata @miyamavshirata     Looks like all she cares about is getting hits.     So desperate for attention, it makes me sick.          HSHS @HSHSHSHS     no one's gonna join your     awful despotic channel lmao          runrunboy @runrunboy     I'm a veteran Hype-Sis fan, and the videos     Masakichi planned have way less hits.     Now I realize her personality must be     why she can't come up with any decent ideas.          Hot Chili Pepper @hotchilipepper     The nerve to punch someone, never apologize,     and now recruit new members. Zero common sense.          shuu @shuu27     maybe i should go laugh at her.     and expose her as a disgrace.          1234go @1234go     Why don't you start by saying sorry? [10:54] Masaki     Maybe I'll go get a drink. SIGN    You have a message from Live.     We've been brought together by fate.     My heart races thinking about you... [11:01] Live     Man, this is amazing! And convenient! [11:05] Live     You can do anything on this thing! [11:08] Ichiko     Live-sama, you drank all of our blood rations?! [11:12] Live     Sorry, sorry. [11:13] Live     I haven't had blood in twenty years! [11:15] Live     Now then, did she reply to my DM? [11:18] Live     Nothing yet?! [11:20] Ichiko     I haven't had a drop to drink today... [11:22] Live     Can you believe it, though?! [11:24] Live     The girl from my dream exists in real life! [11:27] Live     So her name's Masakichi-chan! SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!! [11:29] Live     Wait, hold on! [11:30] Live     Was it a prophetic dream? [11:31] Live     Did I have that power? [11:33] Live     I'm totally unstoppable! [11:35] Ichiko     Live-sama is lost in her thoughts. [11:37] Ichiko     She must be coming up     with a way to pay off my debts! [11:41] Ichiko     I love you, Live-sama! [11:42] Live     Ah, I can't wait to suck     Masakichi-chan's blood! [11:45] Live     Just slurp it all up! [11:46] Ichiko     She's racking her brains, all for my sake! [11:48] Ichiko     Could Live-sama be in love with me? [11:53] Collector A     Hey! Give us our money! [11:56] Ichiko     Fear not! [11:57] Ichiko     I won't let anyone     disturb Live-sama's thoughts! [11:59] Live     I can't just go in for a big bite, right? [12:02] Live     We need to get to know each other first... [12:04] Live     But can I really hold myself back? [12:06] Live     I guess we should start with greetings. [12:08] Live     Oh, but we've already met in my dream. [12:10] Live     Wait a second! [12:11] Live     Could it be that I've shown up     in her dreams, too?! [12:15] Live     Ugh! [12:15] Live     Just thinking about it is too much! [12:20] Live     Huh? [12:22] Live     Ichiko? [12:27] Collector A     Hey, are you okay? [12:28] Collector     Damn it, where'd she go? [12:31] Ichiko     I can't cause trouble for Live-sama! [12:33] Ichiko     Die. [12:38] Collector A     What the hell? Huh? [12:40] Ichiko     I'm so low on blood,     I can't even lift a finger... [12:44] Collector A     Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [12:46] Collector A     Are you okay? SIGN    Wahhh [12:48] Ichiko     You're going to burn me alive and      turn me into smoked meat, aren't you?! [12:51] Ichiko     Please don't! [12:53] Ichiko     I pair well with anything except garlic chips! [12:57] Collector A     Who the hell are you?! [13:04] Ichiko     Ah, Live-sama... [13:08] Ichiko     You came to save me. [13:13] Waitress     Miss! Miss! [13:18] Waitress     Excuse me... [13:21] Masaki     Another shochu on the rocks! [13:23] Waitress     We're about to close for the night. [13:27] Masaki     I don't want to lose to them. [13:29] Masaki     You know, I was the one who suggested     the three of us start making videos! [13:33] Waitress     Huh, what? [13:35] Waitress     Look, we're closing— [13:37] Masaki     So why? [13:37] Masaki     Why?! [13:39] Masaki     Why am I the one getting kicked out?! [13:42] Waitress     Ma'am, we're closing— [13:43] Masaki     I heard you the first time! [13:45] Masaki     Also, the auditions today... [13:47] Waitress     Hey. [13:48] Waitress     You're Masakichi-san from     Hyped-Up Sisters, aren't you? [13:53] Waitress     Don't start causing trouble     for people in real life, too. [13:56] Masaki     Ah, yes. [13:58] Masaki     Sorry... [14:00] Masaki     What the hell's her deal? [14:03] Masaki     All anyone does is try and kick me out. [14:06] Masaki     It's people like them     shitposting in my replies. [14:09] Masaki     Drop dead! [14:11] Masaki     Ugh, I'm totally wasted. [14:15] Masaki     But there's no way     I'm going back to that house. [14:25] Masaki     An abandoned hospital... [14:27] Masaki     Haunted spots... [14:30] Masaki     The first video of ours that went viral... [14:34] Group     Hey, there! [14:36] Group     Today on Hype-Sis... [14:38] Group     We're visiting an abandoned hospital! SIGN    Visiting an abandoned hospital!! [14:41] Masaki     That's right! We received     special permission for today [14:44] Masaki     to shoot a video at the abandoned     hospital that's said to be haunted! SIGN    Thank you for giving us permission!! [14:49] Masaki     Okay, let's go ahead and take a look! [14:57] Masaki     Masakichi Channel! [14:58] Masaki     I'm here at an abandoned hospital! [15:01] Masaki     ...tal! [15:06] Masaki     S-So empty... [15:08] Masaki     There, there. [15:09] Masaki     I just need to get a viral video. [15:11] Masaki     C'mon! I can take on any ghosts or whatever! [15:23] Masaki     It's too dark to see very well. [15:26] Masaki     Now then, where's our ghost— [15:28] Masaki     So cold! Where'd that water come from?! [15:31] Masaki     Gross. Really? [15:35] Masaki     Ow! [15:43] (Flashback) Masaki     What the hell am I doing? [15:48] (Flashback) Masaki     Wait, I see something here. [15:51] (Flashback) Otomi     What? A real ghost? [15:53] (Flashback) Masaki     Look, here. [15:54] (Flashback) Otomi     Huh? Let me see. [15:55] (Flashback) Kikka     Nah, that's just a reflection. [15:57] (Flashback) Otomi     C'mon, let's hurry up and go further in! [16:00] (Flashback) Kikka     Yeah, sure. [16:01] (Flashback) Masaki     I swear. [16:02] (Flashback) Masaki     Can't you act a little more     scared for the camera? [16:05] Group     Sorry, sorry. [16:12] Masaki     I'm all alone. [16:15] Masaki     I just wanted to have fun and get     lots of people to watch our videos. [16:19] Masaki     That's the reason I worked so hard. [16:22] Masaki     But it's all gone now. [16:26] Live     I can't believe Ichiko let     our blood supply run out. [16:31] Live     Of course I'm the one who drank it. [16:33] Live     Why isn't there any blood in this hospital? [16:37] Live     Wait, why's this place so empty? [16:38] Live     And dark, to boot. [16:43] Live     Must have closed down. [16:45] Live     Man, really?! [16:47] Live     This place was packed twenty years ago! [16:52] Live     Wh-What? [16:53] Live     I just caught a whiff of     some really tasty blood! [16:56] Live     Oh, man, no way! Really?! [16:58] Masaki     What's going on? [17:00] Live     My entire body's about to go crazy. [17:12] Live     Found you. [17:19] Live     H-Hey, you're Masakichi-san, right? [17:23] Live     Nice to meet you. [17:25] Live     I'm... Live. [17:28] Live     U-Um, could it be that you've been     dreaming about me, too? [17:35] Masaki     What kind of question is that?! [17:37] Live**     Have you?! [17:39] Masaki     I need... [17:40] Masaki     I need to say something... [17:43] Masaki     D-Do you mind if I use the bathroom? [17:46] Live     Ugh, I love your voice, too! [17:49] Live     I can't do it! [17:50] Live     I'm about to lose all control! [17:53] Masaki     The bathroom... [17:54] Live     I... want you! [17:57] Masaki     Nope, sorry! [18:03] Masaki     What's with her? [18:03] Masaki     None of this makes any sense! [18:05] Live     Wait up! [18:07] Live     First, let's get to know each other! [18:10] Masaki     She's gonna get me! [18:15] Live     Hey! [18:17] Live     Don't change directions so quickly! [18:20] Masaki     Something's obviously weird about her! [18:22] Masaki     Is she... [18:23] Masaki     Could she be... [18:24] Live     Let me suck your blood! [18:26] Masaki     She's got to be a vampire! [18:40] Masaki     Stay back! [18:43] Live     Huh? Spaciu— [18:45] Masaki     It's a cross! [18:48] Masaki     If you come any closer... [18:50] Live     That's dangerous. [18:51] Masaki     Go away! [18:52] Masaki     Once you're gone, I'll come down! [18:54] Live     Okay, okay! [18:55] Live     Just one bite! [18:56] Live     You can spare just one, right? [18:58] Masaki     Don't say it like you're bumming a cig! [19:00] Masaki     What in the world are you?! [19:02] Live     It's dangerous, so come down. [19:03] Masaki     Go away! [19:04] Live     Not happening. [19:05] Live     I know! [19:08] Live     Look at this! [19:10] Live     You know, I saw this video... SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!! [19:13] Live     This is you, right? [19:15] (Flashback) Otomi     Besides, it'll be smooth sailing     if we hire someone new! [19:16] Mob A     Yay. [19:17] Waitress     Don't start causing trouble     for people in real life, too. [19:19] (Flashback) Kikka     Not like anyone wants to see     a violent bitch like you. [19:21] Masaki     Shut up! [19:23] Masaki     I don't care about any of that anymore! [19:25] Masaki     No one... [19:27] Masaki     No one... needs me anymore! [19:32] Masaki     That's why... [19:33] Live     I need you. [19:36] Live     I've hit the jackpot with your blood. [19:39] Live     It's legit one of a kind. [19:47] Masaki     It's over. [19:49] Masaki     I'm dead. [19:52] Masaki     That's fine. [19:53] Masaki     I'm so tired, anyway. [19:57] Masaki     What? [20:06] Live     I told you it was dangerous. [20:08] Live     Gotcha! [20:19] Live     Well? [20:20] Live     Being caught's not so bad, huh? [20:22] Masaki     Wow, I'm flying! [20:25] Masaki     This is out of this world! [20:45] Live     There! SIGN    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff [21:05] Live     A-Are you okay? [21:07] Masaki     Yeah, I'm fine. [21:10] Masaki     Man, that was a blast! [21:13] Masaki     Hey! [21:14] Masaki     You want my blood, right? [21:16] Masaki     How about this? [21:22] Masaki     Can you help me out? [21:24] Masaki     What? [21:25] Masaki     Star in my videos. [21:27] Masaki     If you do, I can make videos     that no one's seen before! [21:33] Masaki     I bet I could reach a million     subscribers in no time! [21:36] Masaki     That's why... [21:37] Masaki     That's why! [21:40] Masaki     I want you to join me! [21:43] Masaki     In exchange, once we hit a million subs... [21:47] Masaki     Go ahead. Make a meal of me. SIGN    Live     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight [23:25] Masaki     I'm Masaki! [23:26] Live     Live here! [23:26] Masaki     Here we go! [23:27] Masaki     We'll make a vampire channel like none other! [23:28] Live     Let's go! [23:29] Masaki     We'll show those two jerks what's what! SIGN    Jerk #1 SIGN    Jerk #2 [23:31] Live     By the way, what's a "channel"? [23:32] Masaki     For real? [23:32] Live     For real. [23:33] Masaki     For real, huh? [23:34] Group     Next time: "Starting a Channel!     Good Morning from the Dead of Night!" SIGN    Starting a Channel!     Good Morning from the Dead of Night! [23:37] Masaki     Make sure you hit that like and subscribe! E2 - Starting a Channel! Good Morning from the Dead of Night! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Masaki     My bedroom... [00:14] Masaki     What the hell did I... [00:16] (Flashback) Masaki     Star in my videos. [00:18] (Flashback) Masaki     If you do, I can make videos     that no one's seen before! [00:23] (Flashback) Masaki     I bet I could reach a million     subscribers in no time! [00:27] (Flashback) Masaki     That's why... [00:28] (Flashback) Masaki     I want you to join me! [00:31] (Flashback) Masaki     In exchange, once we hit a million subs... [00:35] (Flashback) Masaki     Go ahead. Make a meal of me. [00:46] (Flashback) Live     Are you all right? [00:50] (Flashback) Live     Let's get you to my place. [00:55] (Flashback) Live     Here we are. [01:00] (Flashback) Live     Oh, you're awake? [01:02] (Flashback) Live     Can you stand? And walk? [01:04] (Flashback) Masaki     I'm totally fine! [01:09] (Flashback) Masaki     Hey, there! [01:11] (Flashback) Masaki     That green hair is so sick! [01:14] Live     She looks so tasty! [01:16] Live     I think I'm about to lose it! [01:18] Live     Wanna drink her up so bad, so bad,     so bad, so bad, so bad, so bad! [01:21] (Flashback) Live     Ichiko! [01:22] (Flashback) Live     Do we have any open rooms— [01:25] (Flashback) Live     Fu? [01:27] (Flashback) Fu     L-Live-sama. [01:28] (Flashback) Fu     It's awful. [01:30] (Flashback) Fu     Ichiko-chan reverted to a bat     from blood deprivation! [01:33] (Flashback) Ichiko     It's okay, Fu. [01:35] (Flashback) Ichiko     Live-sama went off to go find blood for me. [01:40] (Flashback) Live     Oh, no! It totally slipped my mind! [01:43] (Flashback) Masaki     Ah! A talking bat! SIGN    Whoo [01:46] (Flashback) Masaki     I'll give you blood, so let me     get you on camera later! [01:48] (Flashback) Masaki     Go on. Eat up. [01:51] (Flashback) Ichiko     Don't mind if I do! SIGN    Chomp!! [01:53] (Flashback) Masaki     Hey, that freakin' hurts! [01:55] (Flashback) Masaki     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [01:56] (Flashback) Masaki     That's enough! [01:58] (Flashback) Masaki     I said that's enough! [02:02] (Flashback) Ichiko     I'm back in action! [02:04] (Flashback) Masaki     Impressive. [02:06] (Flashback) Live     Ichiko! [02:07] (Flashback) Live     Why do you get to taste her first?! [02:10] (Flashback) Masaki     You're so angry! [02:12] (Flashback) Live     M-Me too! [02:13] (Flashback) Live     Hey, me too! [02:15] (Flashback) Masaki     We made a promise. [02:16] (Flashback) Live     But Ichiko just got to... [02:18] (Flashback) Masaki     Don't worry. [02:19] (Flashback) Live     Huh? [02:19] (Flashback) Masaki     If we hit a million subs for our channel, [02:22] (Flashback) Masaki     you can suck me bone-dry! [02:26] Masaki     I made one hell of a promise! [02:28] Masaki     What now? [02:29] Masaki     Wait, hold on. [02:30] Masaki     Thinking about it, can you even     take videos of vampires? [02:34] Masaki     Or, well, did any of that really happen? [02:38] Masaki     I need water. [02:40] Kikka     What about all this equipment? [02:42] Otomi     Shouldn't we talk it over with Masaki? [02:44] Kikka     I bet she doesn't even need it anymore. [02:46] Otomi     Maybe not. SIGN    Garlic Paste SIGN    Garlic Paste [02:52] Kikka     Masaki. [02:54] Masaki     What? [02:56] Kikka     We've decided to move out. [02:58] Masaki     Huh? Wait... [02:59] Otomi     We're pulling out all the      stops to step things up! [03:02] Masaki     Step... [03:04] Masaki     Huh... [03:05] Masaki     See ya. SIGN    Starting a Channel!     Good Morning from the Dead of Night! SIGN    Live's house <3 SIGN    Take first crossing SIGN    Train station [04:44] Masaki     Is this really the right place? [04:51] Masaki     There's nothing out here. [04:54] Masaki     It's like a nature trail. [05:00] Masaki     Is that it? [05:02] Live     Welcome to Banpai Manor! [05:05] Live     Once again, I'm Live. [05:07] Live     She's Ichiko! [05:08] Ichiko     Live-sama's wish is my command!     I'll give it all I've got! [05:12] Live     And this is Fu. [05:13] Fu     I-I... [05:14] Ichiko     Fu's a bit shy, but I'll see     to it that she does her part! [05:20] Fu     I'll do my part. [05:21] Masaki     Nice to meet you. [05:22] Fu     A-Are you sure about this? [05:25] Fu     A human finding out about us... [05:27] Live     It's fine, it's fine! [05:28] Live     I'll make it work somehow! [05:30] Fu     I-I see. [05:31] Masaki     Now, then— [05:32] Live     First, let's get one thing straight! [05:34] Live     A million subs, and I suck out     your bone marrow! Okay?! [05:37] Masaki     Bone marrow? SIGN    Bone SIGN    Dry [05:41] Masaki     Wait, what I said was "bone-dry"... [05:42] Live     You don't mind, then? [05:44] Live     If I suck you completely dry?! [05:45] Masaki     Completely?! [05:46] Live     You don't mind?! [05:50] Masaki     Fine, I get it! [05:51] Masaki     If we hit the goal! [05:52] Live     There, you said it! [05:53] Live     You totally said it! [05:54] Live     Awesome! [05:56] Live     Ichiko! Fu! [05:57] Live     Devote yourselves for my sake! [05:59] Ichiko     Yes! [05:59] Fu     Yes. [06:00] Fu     W-Won't hitting a million subs be really hard? [06:03] Live     It's fine, it's fine! [06:05] Live     Masaki's got it all worked out! [06:07] Live     She'll get us there in a flash! [06:08] Live     Right, Masaki? [06:10] Live     Masaki? [06:13] Masaki     Duh, of course! [06:16] Masaki     We're unstoppable! [06:17] Masaki     We're talking my ideas, plus vampires! [06:20] Masaki     Let's get cracking right away! [06:22] Masaki     I'll do it. I'll get big in no time... [06:26] Masaki     and show those two what's what! SIGN    Chu-Chu Girls. SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     While Flying #1 SIGN    ° This video was shot using special     effects. Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    ° This video was shot using special     effects. Don't try this at home <3 [06:37] Masaki     First, to attract viewer attention,     we'll upload tons of short videos! [06:41] Masaki     Let's see what vampire powers can do,     and try this, that, and everything else! [06:47] Masaki     Hey. [06:48] Masaki     Can you vampires fly faster than this? [06:51] Fu     Yes, I can fly much faster. [06:53] Fu     Here I go. [06:55] Masaki     Huh? Hey! [07:00] Masaki     Compared to the Hype-Sis days,      it's a lot harder to get numbers on NewTube now. SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in     High Places #6 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     While Flying #7 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in     High Places #8 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     in Free Fall #9 SIGN    ° This video was shot     using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    ° This video was shot     using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    ° This video was shot     using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    ° This video was shot     using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    ° This video was shot     using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    ° This video was shot     using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     While Jumping #10 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     While Jumping #10 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in     High Places #12 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in     High Places #12 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     While Flying #11 SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     While Flying #11 [07:06] Masaki     Over 100k views?! SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops While Jumping #10     81k views SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops While Flying #11     100k views SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in High Places #12     30k views [07:10] Masaki     Seriously? [07:11] Live     Huh? What's that mean? [07:12] Live     Is that good? [07:14] Masaki     It's more than good! SIGN    Peach     I love watching your videos. Keep it up!!          Hot Bath     I was so shocked at how much     it looks like you're really flying!          Shiro     I'm totally hooked. Looking forward     to the next one          Rei     I can't tell what's real and what's CG!     Those effects are mind-boggling!     So awesome!!          aa     these videos are so boring,     not even worth watching          Asterisk     Wow, look at you go!! SIGN    Peach     I love watching your videos. Keep it up!!          Hot Bath     I was so shocked at how much     it looks like you're really flying!          Shiro     I'm totally hooked. Looking forward     to the next one          Rei     I can't tell what's real and what's CG!     Those effects are mind-boggling!     So awesome!!          aa     these videos are so boring,     not even worth watching          Asterisk     Wow, look at you go!! [07:23] Masaki     I won't let this chance slip away! [07:24] Masaki     We'll keep on trying everything we can! SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     on Top of a Car SIGN    ° This video was shot using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    what's the point of the     chu-chu pops lol SIGN    Thought this was a graphic     accident video for a second. SIGN    Wow! It looks like the car really     drove off! How did they shoot this? SIGN    The girl with the pink hair is the one from     that viral short! She's so cool and athletic~ SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops SIGN    But We Turn Into Bats SIGN    ° This video was shot using special effects.     Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    Love videos that go all out     making zero sense. Wuv even. SIGN    way too elaborate lmao SIGN    i was like ???     but it's cute so w/e SIGN    Videos with falling and riding things do well SIGN    Ideas for places to fall from     Ideas for things to ride on top of     A train would probably make people mad? [07:48] Masaki     I'm not done yet! SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops SIGN    While Falling From High Up [08:00] Masaki     And after a good number of videos,     utilize analytics right away! SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops SIGN    While Lifting     Heavy Things #2 [08:04] Masaki     Keep on creating and publishing     videos that meet demand! SIGN    CG?! Live-Action?! All About the Hot New     Video Channel: Chu-Chu Girls SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     on Top of a Plane SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops     on Top of Mt. Fuji SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops on Top of a Car     while Doing Handstands [08:10] Masaki     This could work! [08:11] Masaki     We can totally make it to the top like this! [08:14] Ichiko     That hurts! SIGN    A Few Days Later SIGN    A Few Days Later SIGN    Chu-Chu Girls. SIGN    Video Information [08:17] [SONG] Sign     Your latest video has been viewed 503,731 times since it was published. [08:18] Masaki     I don't believe it. [08:19] Masaki     In just three weeks? [08:21] Masaki     Maybe I am a genius! [08:24] Live     Which means the million-sub mark     is right around the corner! [08:27] Live     Masaki-tan, you'll be all mine soon enough! [08:30] Live     Where do I start? [08:31] Live     Where should I bite you first? [08:33] Masaki     It's too soon for that! [08:34] Masaki     C'mon, let's start our next shoot! [08:36] Ichiko     Right-o! [08:37] Live     What kind of video are we making today? [08:38] Masaki     Why, now that all eyes are on us, [08:42] Masaki     we'll make our most over-the-top video yet! [08:43] Yuki     Over-the-top? [08:45] Yuki     I would appreciate it if you'd refrain. [08:46] Masaki     Huh? Who? [08:48] Live     Shoot! [08:54] Yuki     These childish videos... [08:56] Yuki     end now. [09:00] Yuki     It's been twenty years. [09:01] Yuki     You finally wake up, and here you are,     fraternizing with a human. [09:05] Live     Shut up, Shigeyuki. [09:07] Yuki     Don't call me that. [09:09] Masaki     Is she a vampire, too? [09:11] Fu     Yes. [09:12] Fu     Yuki-sama and Live-sama are higher     on the vampire hierarchy than us. [09:16] Ichiko     P-Please, have some tea. [09:19] Yuki     Thanks. [09:20] Yuki     Here's a fresh supply of blood. [09:23] Ichiko     Thank you very much. [09:24] Ichiko     I-Isn't it a little soon, though?     I was expecting you next week— [09:28] Yuki     You can never have too much, can you? [09:29] Ichiko     Th-That's absolutely true! [09:31] Ichiko     It beats running out and having     to go search a hospital like before! [09:35] Live     Ichiko! [09:36] Ichiko     Well, that hospital turned out     to be abandoned. [09:40] Yuki     Raiding an abandoned hospital for blood? [09:42] Yuki     I don't believe I was ever informed of that. [09:46] Yuki     I see. You were hiding it from me. [09:51] Yuki     Not only did you bring a human here,     you tried to steal their blood? [09:57] Live     You're going to make a     big deal over just that? [10:00] Live     Still a stickler, I see, Shige— [10:01] Yuki     My name is Yuki! [10:03] Yuki     Just that, you say? [10:05] Yuki     You're flagrantly breaking the rules. [10:07] Live     Who cares? [10:08] Live     I didn't end up stealing any blood, anyway. [10:10] Live     And I was going to tell you     all about Masaki sooner or later. [10:13] Yuki     Tell me, huh? [10:15] Yuki     Even if we were to assume that     was up for discussion... [10:18] Yuki     How exactly do you explain this? SIGN    Subscribe SIGN    Chu-Chu Girls. [10:21] Yuki     A message from Mother: [10:23] Yuki     Erase the channel,     or you'll be the ones erased. [10:27] Yuki     Actions that reveal our powers to the public     are strictly prohibited above all else. [10:33] Yuki     You've greatly angered Mother. [10:36] Yuki     Understand? [10:37] Yuki     Then be obedient and— [10:38] Masaki     No, hold it right there! [10:39] Masaki     Delete the channel? [10:41] Masaki     You've gotta be kidding! [10:42] Masaki     Thanks to my awesome ideas,     we now have an amazing opportunity! [10:47] Live     Masaki! [10:47] Fu     Stop, Masaki-san! [10:49] Yuki     How dare you, human! [10:55] Live     Don't try it, Shige! [10:58] Masaki     Eat this, vampire! SIGN    Garlic Paste [11:04] Yuki     D-Damn you... [11:06] Yuki     Did you... [11:08] Yuki     feed me garlic? [11:09] Yuki     Feed me garlic... [11:20] Yuki     Wowie... [11:21] Yuki     Where am I? [11:24] Yuki     To think I was surrounded by flowers! [11:27] Yuki     These tulips get my two lips! [11:30] Yuki     Oh, my! [11:31] Yuki     What's this? [11:32] Yuki     There are pit traps all around me! [11:34] Yuki     Eek! [11:35] Yuki     Trying to humiliate me, I see! [11:37] Yuki     Let's play a game of tag! [11:39] Masaki     So that's what garlic does to them. [11:39] Yuki     I'll be it! [11:40] Yuki     Wait for me! [11:42] Masaki     Okay, now that she's out of the way,     let's get shooting. [11:47] Live     Delete the channel. [11:49] Live     We can't go against Mother. [11:51] Masaki     Y-You can't be serious! [11:52] Masaki     I would never dream of deleting the— [11:54] Live     Delete it right now. [11:56] Masaki     No way! [11:57] Masaki     We're just getting started here! [11:58] Live     Please! [11:59] Masaki     I said no! [12:00] Live     Delete it! [12:06] Masaki     Looks like those magical     two weeks are over now. [12:13] Masaki     Oh, yeah. [12:15] Masaki     They're not here anymore. SIGN    Lily     Such a nice house! I'd love to live there          KitsuOto Girl     Good luck, you two!          no signal     It's so much better now that Masakichi's gone          Strawberry Milk     What a lovely place...! All your hard effort has...          anna     Congrats on the move! A house with two cuties     is guaranteed to be just as cute~ SIGN    Big Reveal: Our New House [12:29] Masaki     Must be nice. [12:33] Ichiko     Boy, making videos sure was fun! [12:36] Live     Masaki! Masaki's blood! [12:38] Live     This can't be! [12:40] Live     FML! [12:41] Live     Now I'll never get to suck Masaki's blood! [12:44] Live     Farewell, my lovely bone marrow... [12:48] Live     No, I can't give up! [12:50] Live     How's Masaki holding up? [12:52] Live     Is she angry at me? [12:55] Live     I don't blame her! [12:57] Live     Do I apologize? [12:59] Live     Even if I did, would she forgive... [13:02] Live     Ugh, there's no way! [13:05] Ichiko     Live-sama? [13:06] Ichiko     Is your scalp itchy? [13:07] Ichiko     Should we change shampoos? [13:08] Live     What now? [13:09] Live     What can I do?! [13:12] Live     Agh, I have no idea! [13:15] Live     I have no idea, but... [13:17] Live     I want to see Masaki again! [13:21] Ichiko     Where are you going? SIGN    pandamaru     Masakichi was so annoying. I'm glad she's gone.          Manatee Tears     So did Masakichi end up just running away?          otake3     You know it's over when all the comments on     social media are bashing her.     Show me the Masakichi white knights lol          Yaminabe     the masakichi scandal is so hilarious lmao     all those delicious tears          Chicken Nanban Lunch     Did Masakichi-san apologize on her knees yet??          Wombats Own     This is what happens when you get full of yourself.     #MasakichiScandal          Chappie     cya masakichi [13:29] Masaki     I'm all alone again. [13:45] Live     I ended up coming. [13:46] Live     I'm so sorry, for real. [13:49] Live     Why don't you start by letting me in? [13:52] Live     We vampires can't enter a     dwelling unless we're invited. [13:55] Masaki     Then I won't. [13:57] Masaki     Go away. Good-bye. [13:58] Live     Wait! [14:03] Masaki     You and I are through. [14:05] Masaki     Leave me alone! [14:07] Live     Can I ask you one last thing? [14:09] Masaki     What? [14:11] Live     Why do you care so much about making videos? [14:15] Masaki     Huh? [14:15] Live     I mean, we had fun making them, too. [14:19] Live     But you're like, dead serious about it. [14:23] Live     Why? [14:24] Masaki     It's none of your business. [14:26] Live     Sure it is! [14:27] Live     I want to know all about you! [14:29] Live     Tell me! How come? [14:33] Masaki     How come? [14:38] Masaki     Until high school,     I found everything to be a hassle, [14:43] Masaki     so I spent all my time watching videos. [14:47] (Flashback) Masaki     What? Who're you?! [14:49] (Flashback) Kikka     Seriously? [14:50] (Flashback) Kikka     Kikka and Otomi, from your class. [14:53] (Flashback) Masaki     Oh, really? [14:54] (Flashback) Masaki     See ya. [14:55] (Flashback) Kikka     What? [14:56] (Flashback) Otomi     Wait, wait! [14:57] (Flashback) Masaki     Oh, it's fine. [14:59] (Flashback) Masaki     Maybe you think I'm lonely without friends, [15:02] (Flashback) Masaki     but I choose to be all by myself. [15:04] (Flashback) Otomi     We like watching the same videos as you! [15:07] (Flashback) Otomi     I even subscribe to their channel. [15:10] (Flashback) Otomi     They're so good. [15:11] (Flashback) Kikka     We don't know anyone else who watches them. [15:13] (Flashback) Kikka     So we wanted to talk to you. [15:15] (Flashback) Masaki     Really? How long have     you been watching them? [15:17] Masaki     Which videos do you like the most? [15:17] Masaki     Videos were what brought us together. [15:22] Masaki     We became friends and decided     to try making our own videos. SIGN    Buying All the Mars Gummies! [15:28] Masaki     By sheer luck, they happened to go viral. [15:31] Masaki     I was so happy. [15:33] Masaki     It felt like we'd found approval     from so many people. [15:37] Masaki     So we made up our minds [15:39] Masaki     to follow in the footsteps of the     NewTubers who brought us together [15:42] Masaki     and set a goal of one million subscribers. [15:45] Masaki     That's the reason I worked so hard. [15:48] Masaki     I never thought I'd end up deleting     the Chu-Chu Girls channel. [15:53] Masaki     It's like there's a higher power     telling me not to make videos— [15:55] Live     Why not just make them? [15:57] Masaki     Huh? [15:58] Live     Make videos with us again. [16:00] Live     We can't let it get out that we're vampires, [16:03] Live     but no one said we can't make more videos. [16:06] Masaki     B-But we'll never get good numbers unless... [16:09] Live     Teach us how to make videos. [16:13] Live     Teach us all there is to know. [16:15] Live     And let's make them together. [16:18] Live     Starting from scratch. [16:21] Live     You've got me to help you now! [16:31] Live     Masaki? [16:38] Masaki     You can come in. [16:43] Masaki     You have my invitation. [16:48] Ichiko     She's taking so long. [16:49] Ichiko     Where could Live-sama have gone? [16:52] Fu     It's almost morning. [16:54] Fu     Let's call it a night and go to bed. [16:56] Ichiko     I'll wait a little longer. [17:00] Live     I'm back! [17:01] Ichiko     Live-sama! [17:03] Ichiko     And... Masaki? [17:05] Live     Ichiko! Fu! [17:07] Live     We're gonna make videos again! [17:09] Group     What?! [17:10] Fu     B-But surely Yuki-sama will find out! [17:14] Live     It's fine, it's fine. [17:15] Live     We won't use any vampire powers this time! [17:18] Ichiko     Even then... [17:20] Live     Ichiko. [17:21] Live     How are you going to pay back     those debts of yours? [17:25] Live     If we hit a million subs,     that solves everything. [17:28] Ichiko     I-I see now! [17:29] Ichiko     Live-sama is putting herself in danger     with these videos for my sake! [17:33] Live     All for Masaki's blood. [17:35] Ichiko     Understood! [17:36] Ichiko     I'll do what I can! [17:38] Live     That's the Ichiko I know! [17:39] Ichiko     Yes! [17:40] Ichiko     You're helping too, Fu. [17:43] Fu     Sure thing. [17:45] Fu     Well, I found it fun as well. [17:48] Masaki     Fun, huh? [17:52] Live     So? [17:52] Live     What do we need to do first? [17:54] Live     You're gonna teach us, right? [17:57] Masaki     Okay! SIGN    Create an Eagle Account SIGN    Step 1: Choose an Eagle Account type SIGN    For myself SIGN    To manage a business [17:59] Masaki     First, we need to create a channel. SIGN    Create an Eagle Account SIGN    Last name SIGN    First name SIGN    Sonoue SIGN    Sonoue SIGN    Sonoue SIGN    Sonoue SIGN    Masaki SIGN    Masaki SIGN    Masaki [18:02] Masaki     Might as well make a new     account and log in. There. [18:06] Masaki     Then click on "Create new channel" here... [18:11] Live     A new channel name? [18:12] Masaki     Yep. [18:13] Masaki     We can't use the name Chu-Chu Girls anymore. [18:16] Masaki     Any ideas? [18:17] Group     A channel name... [18:19] Live     How did you come up with     the name Hyped-Up Sisters? [18:23] Masaki     Huh? Us? [18:25] Masaki     In our case... [18:27] Masaki     We thought as a group about     what kind of channel we wanted [18:31] Masaki     and shared our suggestions.... [18:33] Live     Okay. [18:34] Live     Everyone come up with a name! [18:37] Ichiko     Right! [18:37] Ichiko     Then I suggest Thrills 'n' Kicks, Ready, Go! [18:40] Masaki     No way. [18:41] Ichiko     Huh? Why not?! [18:43] Masaki     It's not a kids' channel! [18:45] Ichiko     Your turn, Fu! [18:46] Fu     What?! [18:46] Fu     I-I think a relaxing-sounding     channel name would be nice. [18:51] Fu     The 12 a.m. Aged Hyaluronic Acid Channel— [18:53] Masaki     That's a no. [18:54] Masaki     Way too quirky. [18:55] Live     It just sounds bad. [18:56] Ichiko     What's that even mean? [18:58] Fu     I quit after all! [18:59] Live     Hold your horses! [19:00] Live     It's fine, I swear! [19:01] Live     I'm sure we'll come up with a good name! [19:03] Fu     You're up next, Live-sama! [19:10] Live     Mayonaka Punch. [19:13] Live     We can only go out late at night (mayonaka), [19:15] Live     and Masaki got canceled for punching someone, [19:18] Live     so Mayonaka Punch! SIGN    Mayonaka SIGN    Punch [19:20] Live     Or MayoPan for short! SIGN    MayoPan SIGN    MayoPan [19:22] Masaki     MayoPan... [19:25] Masaki     I like it! SIGN    Channel name SIGN    Create SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    Mayonaka Punch [19:32] Masaki     Now we've made the channel. [19:34] Live     That was super easy! [19:36] Masaki     Next, we prepare our banner     and profile images. SIGN    Mayonaka Punch [19:41] Masaki     And now, for the all-important     channel intro video. SIGN    MayoPan [19:45] Masaki     I mean, we could shoot it on a smartphone, [19:48] Masaki     but we might as well use      a high-quality camera. [19:51] Masaki     Listen up. [19:52] Masaki     Your intro needs to bring across the     personality of the channel and its members [19:56] Masaki     simply and clearly. SIGN    Recording [19:58] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [20:01] Live     This is Live, the leader of the bunch! [20:03] Ichiko     Chock-full of energy, it's Ichiko! [20:05] Fu     I-I'm Fu. [20:08] Fu     Nice to meet you. [20:10] Fu     U-Um... [20:13] Live     Here— SIGN    Standby [20:15] Masaki     Now, we import the raw footage     into some video editing software. [20:18] Fu     I-I'm Fu. SIGN    Fu SIGN    Fu SIGN    Live SIGN    Live SIGN    Ichiko SIGN    Ichiko [20:21] Fu     Nice to meet you. [20:22] Live     Here on this channel, [20:25] Live     we're going to go all out doing whatever     we want—or whatever sounds like fun! SIGN    Please give a warm welcome     to Mayonaka Punch!! SIGN    Please give a warm welcome     to Mayonaka Punch!! [20:30] Ichiko     Yay! [20:32] Masaki     Then edit the photo taken     separately from the video, SIGN    The Late-Night SIGN    Girls' Talk SIGN    Girls' Talk SIGN    Begins!! SIGN    Begins!! [20:37] Masaki     and there's your thumbnail! SIGN    Upload videos [20:40] Masaki     Once you have everything ready,     upload your video and give it a title. SIGN    MayoPan Intro [20:45] Masaki     Fill in the description, tags,     and everything else. [20:48] Ichiko     It's finally ready to go! [20:51] Live     Are you okay not being on camera? SIGN    Breaking: Masakichi fired     Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful.     Are you two okay?     It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense SIGN    stinger @chikchik_m3k     She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal?     Stop playing the victim... So annoying          stinger @chikchik_m3k     You seriously can't even do this? So useless SIGN    gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi     Eye Drops: Go away loser     bom777: ggwp     Ma: Why are you two apologizing?     tasteless odorless: You might be better off     going your separate ways. [20:58] Masaki     It's fine. [21:00] Live     But... [21:00] Masaki     It's fine. [21:01] Masaki     Oh, you know! [21:03] Masaki     If I showed my face, [21:04] Masaki     that Yuki lady might call you out     for associating with a human again. [21:09] Masaki     So I'll stay on the production side instead. [21:12] Live     Sure... [21:14] Masaki     Okay, are you ready? [21:15] Masaki     Time to upload Mayonaka Punch's     very first video. [21:26] Masaki     It probably won't be like back then. [21:28] Masaki     Not a lot of people will notice us. [21:31] Masaki     But now, I can start fresh. [21:35] Masaki     This time, I'm not alone! [21:40] Masaki     Publish video! SIGN    The Chu-Chu Girls. Have Started a New Late-Night Girls' Talk Channel!! [21:43] Live     And so, we'll give it all we've got! [21:47] Ichiko     So please subscribe     to our channel and leave a like! [21:50] Group     Thank you! SIGN    Ichiko     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight [23:25] Ichiko     Ichiko! [23:26] Fu     And Fu! [23:26] Ichiko     Mannaka Punch has finally started! [23:28] Fu     Mayonaka Punch... [23:29] Ichiko     Mannaka Punch! [23:30] Fu     Wh-What are you doing? [23:31] Ichiko     I'm fighting my own alter ego! [23:33] Fu     Shadowboxing? [23:34] Group     Next time: "A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE"! SIGN    A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE E3 - A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    PACHINKO SIGN    PACHINKO [00:03] Tokage     They're asking for a fight,     the way these pins are tuned. [00:07] Tokage     Eight spins per 1K is frigging brutal. [00:10] Tokage     And a 1,500-spin dry spell,     on a fresh machine?! [00:14] Tokage     Where's my damn jackpot?! [00:16] Tokage     This thing deserves a good smack. [00:19] Tokage     Pisses me off. [00:21] Pachinko     Big chance! [00:22] Tokage     92%! 92%! 92%! SIGN    Pull [00:24] Pachinko     Pull! [00:25] Tokage     This has gotta be it... [00:27] Tokage     Okay, it's in the bag! [00:30] Raoh     Is that all the strength you can muster? [00:32] Tokage     No way. [00:34] Tokage     Please save it. [00:35] Toki     It's not over yet. [00:43] Tokage     It's a bust! SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade [00:52] Chance     Chance Akaishi here with     another day of lucky spins! [00:55] Chance     Man, ya don't see this often, huh? [00:56] Chance     A parlor so empty, they don't     even use numbered tickets! [00:59] Chance     Let's dig up some chances! [01:01] Chance     Ah, m'bad. [01:04] Chance     Ah, my bad. SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade [01:07] Tokage     Why don't we trade? [01:09] Tokage     1,000 yen. [01:11] Tokage     Also, big guy... [01:13] Tokage     Do you make big money? [01:14] Tokage     Doing this NewTube stuff. [01:16] Chance     Well, I guess... [01:19] Tokage     Very nice. [02:51] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! SIGN    A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE [02:54] Live     Mayonaka Punch! Live here! [02:56] Ichiko     Ichiko! [02:57] Fu     I'm Fu. [02:58] Live     For today's video... SIGN    Real Wasabi [03:02] Live     If we eat nagashi somen     as a three-in-one act... [03:05] Group     ...will we become better friends?! [03:08] Masaki     All right! [03:09] Masaki     I'm gonna go fast here! [03:13] Live     Bring it on! [03:14] Live     Hey, Ichiko! To your right! [03:16] Ichiko     Yes! [03:17] Live     Fu, that's my head! [03:18] Fu     S-Sorry! [03:19] Fu     Over here? [03:20] Live     That's my chin! No, my boobs! [03:22] Live     Up, up, up! [03:23] Ichiko     Live-sama, here's some grated ginger! [03:25] Live     Wait, that's spicy! [03:26] Ichiko     Fu, let's crank up the speed. [03:28] Fu     S-Sure! [03:32] Live     That's the stuff! [03:33] Ichiko     Live-sama, here's some grated wasabi! SIGN    Real Wasabi [03:38] Fu     Are you all right?! [03:40] Live     There, you're done. [03:43] Ichiko     Just when it got to the good part! [03:45] Live     You need to keep it down. [03:46] Live     Masaki's trying to think of ideas for videos. [03:49] Masaki     Did you say something? [03:50] Live     No, Ichiko was just rewatching the     vid we uploaded the other day. [03:54] Ichiko     It's super funny, Masaki! [03:56] Masaki     Well, I did come up with the idea,     shoot the video, and edit it. [04:01] Masaki     Of course it's funny. [04:03] Ichiko     So how come no one's     watching such a funny video? [04:06] Live     Crap! [04:07] Live     Ichiko! I'm hungry! [04:10] Live     Isn't it about time we had dinner? [04:12] Ichiko     Right away, Live-sama! [04:15] Live     Are you angry? [04:16] Masaki     I'm not angry. [04:17] Live     You're totally angry. [04:18] Masaki     I'm panicking! [04:19] Masaki     It's been three weeks     since we started the channel! [04:22] Masaki     And look at this! [04:24] Live     Um... Look at what? [04:26] Masaki     We've put out so many videos! [04:28] Masaki     And forget a million subscribers— [04:30] Masaki     we don't even have 10,000 views in total! [04:33] Live     C'mon, we only just started. [04:35] Masaki     Still! [04:37] Masaki     Anyway, we can't do anything     if I don't come up with ideas. [04:40] Masaki     So let me think! SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    217 subscribers SIGN    Super Low-Cost??     Cinderella SIGN    Super Low-Cost??     Cinderella SIGN    Outer Loop? Inner Loop?!     A Disputed Verdict?! SIGN    Pitch Dark SIGN    rella | Cosplaying on a Shoestring Budget     (Actually Just Covered in Ashes) SIGN    Shenanigans Galore! Yamanote Line Game     with 3 Players! SIGN    We're Night Owls... And We Spent     48 Hours with the Lights Off!! SIGN    Content Ideas     Have a clear topic     Easy to understand (can tell from thumbnail)     Relatable     Take it seriously [04:48] Masaki     Why can't I come up with ideas for content? [04:52] Masaki     It used to be easier... SIGN         Wait, these are the girls from Chu-Chu Girls who blew up before.     Why'd you start a new channel??                         I liked it better when you were     the Chu-Chu Girls                                             Everyone's still cute, but you used     to play to Live's strengths better [05:00] Masaki     Something smells good. [05:01] Ichiko     Liver and chives! Liver and chives! [05:04] Ichiko     Okay, everyone, please take your seats! [05:06] Live     Awesome! Time for food! [05:08] Live     Masaki, why don't you take a break? SIGN    Growl... [05:12] Live     All right, then, all together now! [05:14] Group     Thanks for the food! [05:16] Masaki     Thanks. [05:22] Live     Man, this is good! [05:25] Masaki     She can really pack it in. [05:27] Masaki     I bet a video of her eating would do well. [05:32] Masaki     Hold on, so do vampires need to eat food, too? [05:36] Live     Huh? [05:37] Live     Nah, not at all. [05:39] Masaki     Then why do you eat every day? [05:41] Ichiko     Eating meals together is important! [05:44] Masaki     Sure, why not? [05:46] Ichiko     Hey, Masaki! [05:47] Ichiko     Have you thought up anything yet? Well? [05:49] Masaki     Not yet. Why? [05:52] Ichiko     I came up with an idea that's sure to be a hit. [05:55] Ichiko     Wanna know what it is? [05:57] Masaki     Sure. [05:57] Ichiko     Here it is! [05:59] Ichiko     Ichiko tries on a strawberry costume! [06:02] Masaki     Nope. [06:03] Ichiko     What? [06:04] Ichiko     How about a banana? [06:05] Ichiko     Ichiko tries on a banana— [06:06] Masaki     Double nope. [06:07] Ichiko     Then what about— [06:08] Masaki     Nope to everything. [06:10] Ichiko     Why not?! [06:12] Masaki     Listen here. [06:13] Masaki     Do you know how much those costumes cost? [06:15] Masaki     I'm trying to take all that into account here! [06:18] Masaki     Something low-budget that sounds a little     familiar, but with its own original twist! [06:23] Masaki     That's how you come up with content! [06:25] Masaki     It's not about suggesting     things all willy-nilly! [06:28] Masaki     Take your banana and shove it! [06:31] Ichiko     I'll shove liver and chives down my throat! [06:34] Fu     There, there. [06:38] Tokage     How naïve of you. [06:40] Tokage     Originality comes after you squeeze, [06:44] Tokage     and squeeze, [06:45] Tokage     and keep on squeezing... [06:48] Tokage     until you're left with that one last drop! [06:51] Masaki     Who're you?! [06:52] Tokage     The name's Tokage. [06:54] Tokage     A wayward vampire out on the hunt for money! [06:58] Masaki     There are more vampires?! [06:59] Ichiko     Tokage. [07:00] Ichiko     Eating for free without paying your share... [07:03] Ichiko     I won't stand for it! [07:04] Tokage     Here. [07:05] Tokage     Life ain't as simple as you think. [07:08] Tokage     It's a little like gambling. [07:10] Tokage     The bigger the thrill,     the deeper in you find yourself. [07:13] Tokage     As you grow more numb, you seek more thrills. [07:16] Tokage     And this coupon gives you a free upgrade, [07:19] Tokage     but the beef bowl itself doesn't come free. [07:21] Tokage     Nothing but an empty promise. [07:23] Ichiko     What's your point, already? [07:26] Live     Just admit that you're broke. [07:28] Live     Heck, you just want easy money     without working for it. [07:31] Tokage     Is that all you have to say     after twenty years, Live? [07:35] Tokage     Don't patronize me just because     you're a couple of centuries older. [07:39] Masaki     That's a big difference. [07:40] Tokage     Hey, you're Masaki, right? [07:42] Masaki     What? [07:43] Tokage     I saw your little channel. [07:45] Tokage     With its lame, stale, cookie-cutter videos. [07:48] Tokage     What a joke! [07:50] Masaki     Wh-What?! [07:53] Tokage     I want a 50/50 split of the profits. [07:55] Tokage     Let's work together! [07:57] Masaki     What?! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Idea Proposals     1. Pachinko Crossing: New Horizons      The Dead Tree Comes to Life      with Pachinko Machines!!     2. Proverbs on Life      Tokage-sama's Gambling Wisdom     3. Everybody Eat Up      Don't Hesitate, Eat!      Eat, and You'll See!!! [07:58] Tokage     If you're going to use vampires     hiding their powers for NewTube, [08:01] Tokage     you'll need outrageous content like this... [08:03] Tokage     Hey, what's the big idea?! [08:05] Masaki     Outrageous, my ass! [08:07] Masaki     All you did was give them weird names! [08:09] Tokage     Don't judge a book by its title! [08:11] Tokage     Would you discriminate against     rice balls based on looks?! [08:14] Masaki     What? [08:15] Tokage     It's what's inside that's important! SIGN    Filling SIGN    Filling [08:17] Tokage     The filling is what matters! [08:19] Tokage     You're just a brat in your twenties! [08:21] Tokage     I've lived two hundred years longer than you, [08:23] Tokage     so don't act like you know better! [08:25] Masaki     Two hundred years older,     and this is the best you can do? [08:29] Tokage     Go on, tell us, then! [08:32] Tokage     What amazing ideas do you have?! [08:35] Masaki     Y-You asked for it! [08:39] Masaki     I said that, but I can't think up squat. [08:42] Live     Masaki, panicking will do you no good— [08:44] Masaki     I know that! [08:46] Masaki     I'm done for. [08:47] Masaki     The well's run dry. [08:49] Live     All right! [08:51] Live     Leave it to me! [08:52] Live     Let's go find some content! [08:55] Live     Content! [08:56] Live     Content! [08:57] Live     Content! [08:59] Live     Content! [09:00] Live     Content! [09:02] Live     Conte... [09:03] Live     This door... [09:08] Live     W-Wrong place! [09:10] Live     Let's move on, 'kay? [09:12] Masaki     Why? [09:12] Live     Don't even worry about it! [09:15] Masaki     Could this be content? [09:18] Live     H-H-Hey, what are you doing?! [09:20] Masaki     Content! It's gotta be! [09:23] Masaki     It's stuck. [09:24] Masaki     What stinks?! [09:29] Masaki     What's the big idea?! [09:30] Tokage     That's my line! [09:33] Masaki     Let us have a peek inside. [09:34] Tokage     Nuh-uh! [09:35] Tokage     You're invading my privacy! [09:36] Masaki     What, do you have something to hide?! [09:38] Tokage     O-O-Of course not! [09:41] Masaki     Help me, Live! [09:43] Live     No! [09:43] Live     I've tried so hard to pretend     this room doesn't exist! [09:46] Masaki     You can't be serious! [09:47] Live     And I'd like to keep it that way! [09:52] Masaki     Live. [09:56] Masaki     You want to suck me dry, don't you? [10:01] Masaki     Pretty please! [10:07] Masaki     What in the world? [10:18] Masaki     Th-This... [10:19] Tokage     Don't look! [10:21] Tokage     I'm dying of shame! [10:22] Masaki     This is it! [10:24] Masaki     How long's this room been like this? [10:27] Tokage     Since this house was built, pretty much. [10:29] Masaki     This might be just what we need! [10:32] Masaki     Live! Help me out here! [10:34] Live     Okay. SIGN    Combustible Waste SIGN    Combustible Waste [10:41] Masaki     The title of our next video is... [10:43] Masaki     "Centuries of Household Trash?!" SIGN    A Lady's     Way Filthy Room SIGN    A Lady's     Way Filthy Room [10:45] Masaki     "What's the Pawn Value     of a Lady's Filthy Room?!" SIGN    How Much is Centuries     of Trash Really Worth? SIGN    How Much is Centuries     of Trash Really Worth? [10:47] Ichiko     Sensei! [10:48] Ichiko     Is there really a demand for that? [10:51] Masaki     Live! [10:52] Live     Cleaning videos have their die-hard fans! [10:55] Live     Throwing out piled-up trash is      already plenty entertaining, [10:58] Live     but Tokage's built up     so much over the years, [11:01] Live     we might end up stumbling     across some real treasure! [11:04] Masaki     In other words, we can do big numbers, [11:06] Masaki     roll in the dough, and get this room clean. [11:08] Masaki     It's a win-win-win situation! [11:10] Masaki     Now that's what I call content! [11:12] Tokage     W-Wait a minute. [11:14] Tokage     You're saying my garbage is worth money? [11:16] Masaki     That's right. [11:17] Masaki     Maybe. [11:18] Masaki     Definitely! [11:20] Tokage     Hell yeah! [11:21] Tokage     Let's get this show on the road! [11:28] Ichiko     Hey, everyone, you need to     separate all of this trash! [11:31] Tokage     Huh? What now, Ichiko? [11:33] Tokage     We're sorting everything just fine! [11:35] Ichiko     Listen up! [11:36] Ichiko     You need to carefully separate trash     for a greener Earth! [11:39] Fu     But there are plastic bottles in your bag     of combustible waste, Ichiko-chan. [11:46] Ichiko     What are you going on about? [11:47] Ichiko     Plastic bottles count as organic waste! [11:49] Ichiko     I saw it on TV, you know! [11:52] Ichiko     When you burn plastic bottles,     the polypolyvinyl turns the flame green, [11:56] Ichiko     which makes it a green initiative! SIGN    Waste Separation Chart SIGN    Combustible SIGN    Non-Combustible SIGN    Recyclable SIGN    Hazardous SIGN    Organic waste     Wastepaper     Wood chips     etc. SIGN    Ceramics     Metal items SIGN    Bottles     Cans SIGN    Plastic     bottles SIGN    Plastic     containers SIGN    Used paper     Cardboard     Old clothes SIGN    Batteries     Fluorescent     lamps     Small     appliances [11:59] Fu     Plastic bottles are recyclable waste. [12:03] Ichiko     Whoopsie! [12:05] Ichiko     I forgot I can't read kanji— [12:07] Live     Hey, how old is this? [12:09] Tokage     I forget. [12:10] Tokage     I think about eighty years? [12:12] Live     Wow! [12:13] Live     It might be worth a lot. [12:15] Tokage     Seriously? This thing? [12:18] Tokage     M-My money... [12:19] Ichiko     Tokage, what about this? [12:22] Tokage     Oh! [12:22] Tokage     That teacup used to belong     to Sen-what's-his-face— [12:25] Fu     Ack! A bug! [12:28] Live     I think this... and this are junk. [12:31] Masaki     So much for treasure. [12:34] Masaki     Wait, we've been at it for five hours,     and it's still this bad? [12:37] Masaki     Damn it. [12:38] Masaki     It really is just worthless trash! [12:41] Masaki     If we can't pawn this off,     how about a super-endurance— [12:43] Tokage     Hey, hey! [12:44] Tokage     Be careful what you throw out! [12:46] Ichiko     But it's all rotted away or broken! [12:49] Tokage     You don't know that yet! [12:51] Tokage     If it's worth anything, we need to     make sure we get our money! [12:54] Masaki     Oh, sorry. [12:55] Masaki     Forget all that for now. [12:56] Masaki     I'm changing it to a      super-endurance cleaning video. [13:00] Tokage     What? [13:02] Tokage     You... [13:03] Tokage     You... You... [13:05] Tokage     You've gotta be kidding me! [13:07] Live     Tokage! We're filming! [13:08] Tokage     Money! Money! [13:09] Tokage     I want some damn money! [13:13] Live     Oh, no! [13:14] Live     Ichiko! Fu! [13:15] Live     Open the windows! [13:24] Live     Cool it already! [13:28] Tokage     Money! [13:31] Masaki     Wow. [13:35] Live     You asked for it! [13:44] Ichiko     Tokage doesn't stand a chance     against Live-sama! [13:56] Live     All right! [14:01] Masaki     Ugh! [14:02] Yuki     I see you're shooting a video. [14:04] Yuki     Of our powers. [14:05] Masaki     Um... [14:08] Masaki     Shigeyuki-san, you see— [14:09] Yuki     It's Yuki! [14:10] Yuki     Don't you dare call me Shigeyuki, human! [14:13] Ichiko     Masaki! [14:13] Ichiko     Yuki-sama doesn't like being called Shigeyuki! [14:16] Ichiko     Her real name may be Shigeyuki, but... [14:18] Yuki     You, there! [14:19] Yuki     Shut your trap! [14:20] Live     Whoa, whoa. Let's calm down. [14:22] Yuki     I warned you, didn't I? [14:23] Yuki     That you'd be erased     if you made videos of our powers. [14:26] Live     I may have used my powers,     but that was unavoidable! [14:28] Yuki     I won't take any excuses! [14:31] Yuki     Hand over the video data. [14:33] Masaki     I-I refuse. [14:34] Yuki     Hand it over. [14:36] Yuki     Or would you rather     I destroyed the entire camera? [14:44] Live     Masaki... [14:45] Tokage     Hey, what's this? [14:46] Tokage     The hell's going on? [14:47] Yuki     See for yourself. [14:50] Tokage     My money! [14:52] Yuki     Fu. [14:53] Yuki     There's another camera in that     filthy room, isn't there? [14:55] Yuki     Bring it here. [14:56] Fu     Yes! [15:05] Yuki     Hey, let go of it! [15:07] Masaki     No way! [15:08] Masaki     If I hand this over, everyone's hard     work will have been for nothing! [15:12] Live     Masaki... [15:13] Tokage     Money... [15:15] Yuki     You really don't know when to quit. [15:17] Yuki     Oh, yes. I never did get a chance     to thank you for last time. [15:25] Yuki     I can still smell it to this day! [15:29] Tokage     I'll stop asking for free item coupons!     I'm fine with just the upgrade coupons! [15:29] Live     Stop it! I promise we won't use our powers     when filming again, so please don't! [15:33] Yuki     Get off of me! [15:34] Live     I'm begging you, Yuki. [15:35] Tokage     Pretty please! [15:37] Yuki     Are you being serious? [15:43] Yuki     Fine. [15:48] Yuki     No means no! [15:50] Yuki     You won't escape your punishment! [15:53] Yuki     Guilty! [15:56] Live     Yuki, what's this? [15:58] Yuki     If you finish all of it, I won't tell     Mother about what happened today. [16:03] Yuki     But if you happen to leave any... [16:06] Tokage     What if we eat every last one, then? [16:09] Yuki     I just said I won't tell Mother— [16:11] Tokage     That's not enough. [16:11] Yuki     What? [16:12] Tokage     Not enough at all. [16:14] Tokage     You do realize we ended up     having to scrap all of our footage? [16:18] Tokage     Footage that would have made us money! [16:20] Yuki     And what's your point? [16:22] Tokage     If we eat all of this,     I want a fat stack of cash! [16:25] Yuki     Absolutely not! [16:27] Tokage     Say, Yuki... [16:28] Tokage     We don't use our vampire powers     when we eat, do we? [16:33] Yuki     I suppose not. [16:34] Tokage     Which means it's okay     to take a video of it, right? [16:37] Yuki     Huh? I guess... [16:43] Masaki     I'm filming this? [16:44] Tokage     Everybody eat up. [16:46] Tokage     Don't hesitate, eat. Eat, and you'll see. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    3. Everybody Eat Up      Don't Hesitate, Eat!      Eat, and You'll See!!! [16:51] Live     Masaki! [16:52] Live     We've gotta do it! [16:53] Live     Leave it to me when it comes     to food... To mukbang! [16:55] Masaki     Hold that thought! [16:56] Masaki     There's nothing compelling about a     video of you eating a pile of raw garlic! [16:59] Tokage     Whatever! Just film it! [17:01] Tokage     If it flops, I'll beg on my knees,     or stomach, or whatever you want! [17:05] Yuki     I don't care! Get to eating, already! [17:07] Ichiko     Live-sama! [17:08] Live     Mukbang is fun, mukbang is fun... [17:11] Live     Okay! [17:11] Live     Here we go, everyone! [17:13] Tokage     Roll camera! [17:17] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [17:20] Live     Mayonaka Punch! Live here... [17:22] Live     F-For today's video... [17:24] Tokage     Today's segment is, "Everybody Eat Up!     Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!" [17:28] Tokage     All right, everyone! Time to confront     the food we all hate: garlic! [17:33] Tokage     Off we go! [17:41] Ichiko     We're in this together, Live-sama! [17:48] Masaki     H-Hey! [17:49] Masaki     Act like it's a little tasty! [17:51] Yuki     That's simply not possible. [17:52] Yuki     They're vampires. [17:54] Masaki     Then force a smile, at least! [18:07] Tokage     How're you holding up, Live-shi? [18:09] Tokage     Don't hesitate to dig into that garlic. [18:12] Tokage     How about you, Ichiko-shi? [18:15] Tokage     Doing good, Fu-shi? [18:22] Fu     Cuckoo! Cuckoo! [18:24] Fu     Bing-bong! [18:26] Fu     Good morning from Fu-chan— [18:31] Fu     Cuckoo! Cuckoo! [18:34] Ichiko     Y'know, I used to think hand lotion     was the same thing as toothpaste. [18:38] Ichiko     Then I realized that was the fate of the     old lady in the Grimms' fairy tale, [18:42] Ichiko     to be born from a duck egg— [18:42] Masaki     Ichiko, you're out. [18:51] Ichiko     What a shocker. [18:52] Ichiko     Slash-and-burn? [18:52] Ichiko     I prefer chateaubriand, thanks. [18:54] Masaki     Make the peanut gallery pipe down! [18:59] Live     Garlic is yummy. Garlic is yummy.     Garlic is yummy. [19:04] Live     Oh, look! [19:05] Live     I spy a cutie-pie with tasty-looking blood! [19:18] Masaki     That's enough. [19:19] Masaki     I'm stopping the camera. [19:20] Tokage     You can't be serious! [19:22] Tokage     If I quit here, I can't call myself a gambler! [19:24] Masaki     We're not gambling jack here! [19:25] Masaki     And this video stinks! [19:27] Masaki     It's just a miserable sight! [19:30] Tokage     Dead or alive. [19:32] Tokage     An extreme gamble with my life on the line! [19:34] Tokage     Just watch me! [19:38] Masaki     Tokage... [19:44] Tokage     Whammo! [19:47] Tokage     I have not one scrap of garlic     left on my entire plate! [19:57] Yuki     I swear, what a silly girl you are. [20:03] Masaki     None of this makes any sense. [20:06] Masaki     Total nonsense. SIGN    Tokage Cleans     Her Plate SIGN    It's very dangerous for normal people     to eat large amounts of raw garlic. SIGN    Don't try this at home <3 SIGN    It's very dangerous for normal people     to eat large amounts of raw garlic. SIGN    Don't try this at home <3 [20:15] Live     There, you're done. [20:16] Ichiko     She didn't even turn into pure-white ash yet! [20:19] Live     You've been rewatching it for three days! [20:20] Ichiko     It's still funny every single time! [20:23] Tokage     Well, I did come up with the idea,     had the video shot, and had it edited. [20:28] Tokage     Of course it's funny. [20:31] Tokage     My own genius scares me sometimes. [20:34] Fu     But it's purely by coincidence     that that video... [20:37] Tokage     Just look at the numbers. [20:39] Tokage     Cold, hard hits. SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    12k views SIGN    1 week ago SIGN    Subscribe SIGN    Endless Garlic Hell SIGN    Endless Garlic Hell SIGN    Doing the Impossible SIGN    Everybody Eat Up Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!!! [20:42] Fu     Wow, 12,000 views. [20:44] Tokage     Easy peasy, lemon squeezy for me! [20:49] Live     Oh, they're here. [20:51] Mover     Heya! [20:52] Live     Second floor, room in the back. [20:54] Ichiko     Um, what's all this, exactly? [20:56] Live     Huh? Didn't I mention it? [20:58] Live     Starting today, Masaki's moving in with us. [21:01] Masaki     I can't wait! [21:02] Ichiko     What?! [21:03] Fu     But why now? [21:05] Masaki     Now that we have momentum,     I can't let this chance slip away! [21:08] Masaki     I'll live with you, shoot tons of videos, [21:10] Masaki     and ride this wave to turn our channel     into a powerhouse in no time! [21:13] Masaki     That's the plan! [21:14] Live     There you have it. [21:16] Group     M-Makes sense. [21:17] Live     Okay, you're helping, too! [21:19] Fu     Y-Yes! [21:19] Ichiko     Sure! [21:21] Tokage     That's one hell of a dream you got there. [21:23] Tokage     Let me join your little group. [21:25] Masaki     I assumed you already had. [21:27] Tokage     With that settled, let's talk     profit share for our last video! [21:32] Tokage     A 50/50 share, like we agreed on! [21:35] Tokage     Don't play dumb! [21:37] Tokage     Where's my slice of the pie? [21:39] Masaki     Um, that won't come into play for a while. [21:42] Tokage     What?! [21:43] Tokage     Chance Akaishi told me... [21:44] Masaki     MayoPan isn't even monetized yet! [21:46] Tokage     That's not what you promised! [21:48] Masaki     I didn't promise you squat! [21:50] Tokage     I'm leaving all of you! [21:52] Tokage     Hand over my money! SIGN    Tokage     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight [23:26] Tokage     Pay me, pay me, pay me! [23:26] Masaki     Masaki here! [23:27] Masaki     MayoPan's got a new member! [23:29] Tokage     Who's that? [23:29] Masaki     You, duh. [23:30] Tokage     That's right! It's me, Tokage! [23:32] Masaki     Honestly, I don't know if this will work out! [23:33] Tokage     Seriously? Try harder! [23:35] Group     Next time: "The Star of the Next Video is Who?" SIGN    The Star of the Next Video is Who? SIGN    The Star SIGN    The Star [23:37] Fu     What? It's me? E4 - The Star of the Next Video is Who? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Hail to the King [00:11] (Flashback) Aya     Hey! [00:14] (Flashback) Fu     Aya-chan! [00:15] (Flashback) Aya     Yo. [00:17] (Flashback) Fu     You're awfully late. [00:19] (Flashback) Fu     I was getting tired of waiting. [00:22] (Flashback) Aya     Yesterday's Best Western Hits. [00:24] (Flashback) Aya     I recorded it for you. [00:27] (Flashback) Fu     New songs! [00:30] (Flashback) Fu     I'm so happy. [00:32] (Flashback) Fu     Thanks. [00:35] (Flashback) Aya     The third track is so dope. [00:37] (Flashback) Aya     It hits you like a knuckle sandwich     in a one-on-one street fight! [00:41] (Flashback) Fu     I don't think I really get what you mean. [00:45] (Flashback) Fu     Oh, yeah. [00:46] (Flashback) Fu     I learned how to sing all the songs     you gave me last time. [00:50] (Flashback) Aya     No kidding? [00:52] (Flashback) Aya     Impressive. [00:53] (Flashback) Fu     Why don't you play? [00:54] (Flashback) Fu     We can sing together. [00:57] (Flashback) Fu     Aya-chan? [01:00] (Flashback) Aya     Hey, Fu... [01:07] (Flashback) Aya     How about the two of us go pro? [01:11] (Flashback) Aya     I feel like with you on board, we can make it. [01:15] (Flashback) Fu     I... [01:18] (Flashback) Fu     I'm... SIGN    The Star of the Next Video is Who? [03:04] Masaki     Okay. Guess that's it. [03:10] Masaki     Mm-hmm. [03:12] Masaki     A nice room with plenty of space. [03:14] Masaki     The question is whether     I can survive living with them. SIGN    Let's reach 1,000,000 subs!! [03:21] Masaki     I've gotta do it! [03:22] Masaki     I'll come up with videos     that are sure to go viral! [03:25] Masaki     And to do that... [03:28] Masaki     "Favorite things:" [03:29] Masaki     "Strawberries, dustpans,     long chopsticks, Live-sama," [03:32] Masaki     "holo stickers, smooth rocks, cosmic peace." SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Please fill out this survey          Name: Ichiko          Favorite Things: Strawberries,     dustpans, long chopsticks, Live-sama <3,     holo stickers, smooth rocks, cosmic peace          Skills: Stocks, cleaning, forex,     laundry, cooking [03:38] Masaki     Dumb as a rock. [03:39] Ichiko     Huh? Did you say something? [03:41] Masaki     Nope, not a thing. [03:42] Masaki     Strawberries are good, aren't they? [03:44] Masaki     Now for Live... [03:46] Live     My favorite thing is the      blood flowing in your veins! [03:49] Live     That's all! [03:49] Masaki     Yikes! [03:50] Tokage     I swear... [03:52] Tokage     You want to know more about us     so badly, you printed out surveys? [03:56] Tokage     Nosy, aren't we? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Please fill out this survey          Name:     TOKAGE!!          Favorite Things:     MONEY!!!          Skills: [03:59] Masaki     Yeah, I expected as much. [04:03] Masaki     Huh? [04:03] Masaki     Wasn't there another one of you? [04:05] Ichiko     Fu's out at work right now. [04:07] Masaki     What, she has a job? [04:08] Live     It's true. [04:09] Live     One of our residents is a hard-working girl     who has a real job and pays her rent. [04:14] Tokage     Cut it out. You're making me blush. [04:16] Live     I'm not talking about you! [04:18] Tokage     No need to be bashful. [04:19] Live     Like hell I am! [04:20] Masaki     Job or no job, I need her     to submit a survey. [04:28] Masaki     Excuse me... [04:33] Masaki     Totally blank. [04:40] Masaki     What's this? [04:48] Masaki     Wait... [04:55] Live     Masaki, what are you doing in there? [04:58] Masaki     Live... [05:00] Masaki     I know what our next video's going to be. [05:10] Fu     Have a good night. [05:19] Masaki     Oh, here she is. [05:21] Live     Hey, there! [05:22] Fu     You two! [05:23] Fu     How'd you get in here?! [05:24] Group     Through the window. [05:25] Fu     That's trespassing! [05:27] Fu     Bath thieves! [05:28] Live     Hey, don't be such a party pooper. [05:31] Fu     We're closed for the night. [05:33] Masaki     Okay, okay. [05:35] Masaki     We'll get going, then... [05:36] Masaki     Not! [05:39] Masaki     Allow us to announce our next video. [05:41] Live     The star of the next video is you! [05:43] Masaki     The one singing a cover will be Fu! [05:46] Fu     What? [05:49] Fu     N-No, thanks. [05:51] Group     Eh? [05:52] Fu     How many times do I have     to tell you I won't do it? [05:56] Live     Whew! [05:57] Masaki     Nothing beats a cold one! [05:59] Fu     Please listen to me! [06:01] Fu     Why me, anyway? [06:03] Masaki     Because I found out you can sing. Duh. [06:09] Fu     Wait! [06:09] Fu     Don't tell me you went in my room! [06:11] Masaki     Whether I did or didn't isn't the issue here. [06:15] Masaki     You love singing, and you used to sing     on the roof all the time, right? [06:19] Masaki     Live told me. [06:20] Live     Uh-huh. [06:21] Fu     You could... hear me? [06:23] Masaki     Now's the time to try     new ideas to rack up the hits! [06:27] Masaki     Videos of song covers are popular, [06:29] Masaki     and there's a good chance     it could gain us subs! [06:33] Masaki     Got it? If you do, then hurry up and— [06:35] Fu     You're so stubborn! [06:36] Fu     Masaki-san, you're as stubborn as      the slimy gunk in the bathtubs! [06:41] Masaki     Huh?! [06:42] Masaki     That's one hell of a weird insult! [06:44] Fu     I'll never sing again. [06:48] Fu     I don't deserve to. [06:51] Fu     Sorry. [07:08] (Flashback) Aya     See ya. [07:10] (Flashback) Fu     Yeah! [07:12] (Flashback) Aya     Oh, yeah. [07:13] (Flashback) Aya     Starting tomorrow, how about     we sing here every day? [07:16] (Flashback) Fu     Yes, of course! [07:18] (Flashback) Fu     I'd love to sing with you every day! [07:20] (Flashback) Aya     If we're gonna be pro singers,     we need to get real! [07:25] (Flashback) Fu     That's... true. [07:27] (Flashback) Aya     What's gotten into you? [07:29] (Flashback) Aya     Having second thoughts about the audition? [07:31] (Flashback) Fu     No, that's not it! [07:33] (Flashback) Aya     Then we've gotta buckle down! [07:36] (Flashback) Aya     Let's kill it. [07:38] (Flashback) Fu     Y-Yeah. [07:42] (Flashback) Aya     Bye! [07:48] (Flashback) Fu     What now? [07:51] Singer     Thank you for hearing us perform. [07:55] (Flashback) Yuki     You can't be serious. [07:58] (Flashback) Fu     Yuki-sama... [07:59] (Flashback) Yuki     A pro singer? [08:01] (Flashback) Yuki     Do you plan on being on TV? [08:03] (Flashback) Yuki     As a vampire? [08:05] (Flashback) Fu     How do you know... [08:07] (Flashback) Yuki     My job is to keep an eye on you lot. [08:11] (Flashback) Yuki     A singer who miraculously doesn't age, [08:13] (Flashback) Yuki     shrouded in mystery,     only making appearances at night... [08:17] (Flashback) Yuki     It'll get people talking, at least. [08:19] (Flashback) Fu     I know it's a lost cause. [08:22] (Flashback) Yuki     I don't think you do. [08:30] (Flashback) Yuki     Don't cling to a dream     that can never come true. [08:36] Fu     Gotta tell her... [08:39] Fu     Gotta tell her... [08:41] Fu     Gotta tell her. [08:43] Fu     Gotta tell her. [08:45] Fu     Gotta tell her! [08:47] Fu     Gotta tell her! SIGN    Open-Air Concert Hall [09:00] (Flashback) Fu     An outdoor stage... SIGN    Shine On! Singing Contest! [09:10] Fu     I can't back down now.     Not after all this time. [09:14] Fu     I mean, if I did... [09:17] Fu     That'd be... [09:23] (Flashback) Aya     What's up? You okay? [09:25] (Flashback) Fu     Aya-chan. [09:26] (Flashback) Aya     Sorry I'm late. [09:29] (Flashback) Fu     No, it's fine. [09:31] (Flashback) Aya     Let's make it through. [09:33] (Flashback) Aya     The two of us. [09:39] (Flashback) Aya     What's wrong? [09:41] (Flashback) Aya     Nerves getting to ya? [09:42] (Flashback) Aya     This is no time to be shaking in your boots! [09:44] (Flashback) Fu     L-Listen, I... [09:49] (Flashback) Fu     Aya-chan. [09:51] (Flashback) Aya     Guess I'm not one to talk. [09:54] (Flashback) Aya     My folks... [09:56] (Flashback) Aya     They keep giving me a hard time. [09:58] (Flashback) Aya     Saying my dream can never come true. [10:00] (Flashback) Aya     Shut up. What do you know? [10:03] (Flashback) Aya     I'm banking on this audition. [10:11] (Flashback) Fu     Wh-Why'd you do that?! [10:12] (Flashback) Aya     Firing myself up. [10:14] (Flashback) Fu     F-Firing?! [10:16] Announcer     Next up is entry number 14. [10:19] Announcer     The two-piece act, Who Are You! [10:21] Announcer     Step on up! SIGN    Shine On! Singing Contest! [10:28] (Flashback) Aya     Here we go, Fu! [10:57] Fu     What am I doing? [10:59] Fu     I can't even go out in the sunlight! [11:03] (Flashback) Aya     Fu? [11:08] (Flashback) Fu     I'm sorry. [11:13] (Flashback) Aya     Fu! [11:27] Masaki     Damn it! [11:28] Masaki     "Don't deserve to"?     What's that supposed to mean?! [11:32] Masaki     You were singing so happily! [11:35] Masaki     So how come? [11:37] Live     I'm back! [11:39] Masaki     Live! [11:40] Masaki     Why are you coming in through the window? [11:42] Masaki     Wait, where'd you go off to? [11:44] Live     Here and there for some Fu stuff. [11:46] Live     I had an idea of what all this was about,     so I got some answers out of Shige. [11:51] Masaki     Shige... Yuki-san? [11:54] Masaki     All right. Since the song cover     video's riding on this, too, [11:57] Masaki     let's really put our backs into it! [11:58] Group     Yeah! SIGN    The Folk SIGN    All About Folk Songs SIGN    New Music SIGN    Shine On! Singing Contest! SIGN    Singer-Songwriter     Audition SIGN    Step up, hotshots! Coming this fall!!!     Will you be the next big TV star?! SIGN    Stay Tuned for Updates! SIGN    Japanese Folk     & Rock Feature SIGN    Live     We're searching for this person!     All info is welcome, so please     leave a comment if you know her. SIGN    A Community for     Folk Song Lovers SIGN    Mr. Bear     Who is she? Quite the looker          Milk     how old is that photo? lmao          Party of One     I don't know who she is...     Is she a family member?          Akari     She looks tough as nails LOL     Is she one of them delinquent girls??          S.H     who's that? someone famous?          Marguerite     No clue          the sake liker     Never seen her, but I hope     you find her soon <3 [12:16] Masaki     Anything? SIGN    the sake liker     Never seen her, but I hope     you find her soon <3          Sinji     Whoa, she's awesome!!          Yumi Kimura Smith     I saw her play a concert two years ago.     I think this is the same AYA-san. [12:21] Group     Yes! [12:28] Fu     Um, Masaki-san... [12:30] Masaki     Y-You scared me! [12:32] Masaki     Don't sneak up behind me like that! [12:34] Fu     I wasn't trying to sneak up on you. [12:36] Masaki     Oh, um, sorry. [12:38] Fu     You've been acting weird. [12:41] Fu     Are you up to something? [12:43] Masaki     No way! I wouldn't dream of it! [12:46] Masaki     It's nothing at all! [12:48] Masaki     So long! [12:49] Fu     Wait right there! [12:51] Fu     You really suck at telling lies. [12:53] Masaki     I'm not lying. [12:55] Fu     I can see right through you. [12:59] Masaki     Let me tell you what's up, then. [13:01] Masaki     We went looking for her. [13:03] Masaki     The girl named Aya. [13:06] Fu     How do you know that name? [13:08] Masaki     We looked it up. [13:12] Fu     Do you really want me to sing that badly? [13:15] Masaki     So she is the reason why you won't sing. [13:18] Fu     You're wrong! [13:20] Fu     It was my own decision not to sing anymore! [13:24] Fu     Aya-chan's got nothing to do with it! [13:26] Fu     Why do you keep sticking     your nose in my business?! [13:29] Masaki     I'm doing it for the videos— [13:30] Fu     No one will enjoy watching me be pressured     into something I don't want to do. [13:34] Masaki     Well... [13:36] Fu     Please just leave me be. [13:39] Masaki     Fine, then! [13:41] Masaki     Piss and moan until you die, for all I care! [13:44] Masaki     I saw how carefully you kept     those ancient cassettes! [13:46] Masaki     It's obvious that you're still not over her! [13:52] Masaki     We received word of someone named     Aya holding a concert two years ago. [13:57] Masaki     We found the venue location, as well. [14:00] Masaki     Interested? [14:02] Fu     N-No. [14:03] Masaki     I see. [14:05] Masaki     Then throw it in the trash. [14:09] Masaki     You said you don't deserve to sing. [14:12] Masaki     Just so you know, no one's undeserving     of doing the things they want. [14:17] Masaki     That's all from me. [14:24] Live     Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! [14:26] Masaki     What's up? [14:27] Live     Fu left a message! [14:30] Live     "I'll be out of the house for a while.     Don't worry about me." [14:33] Live     What do we do? [14:34] Live     Is it because of all our meddling? [14:37] Masaki     She said not to worry. I'm sure she's fine. [14:54] Fu     I'm here. [14:58] Fu     I should have done more research. [15:01] Fu     My phone stopped working     as soon as I got here, too. [15:04] Fu     I'm even dumber than Ichiko-chan! [15:09] Woman 1     You've had way too much to drink. [15:11] Woman 2     I feel sick... [15:12] Fu     Japanese? [15:13] Woman 2     I swear. [15:14] Fu     E-Excuse me! [15:17] Fu     Can you tell me how to find this address? [15:25] Band Member 1     That was a good show, man! [15:27] Band Member 2     Yeah, we nailed it! [15:28] Band Member 1     Yeah, let's have a beer! [15:37] Fu     Excuse me. [15:44] Fu     Aya-chan performed here. [15:53] Owner     Sorry, we're closed. [15:55] Fu     U-Um, I'm... [16:00] Fu     This case... [16:01] Owner     Hey, hey, hey! SIGN    Hail to the King [16:02] Owner     Don't touch that! [16:04] Owner     That guitar's precious to me, y'know. SIGN    Hail to the King [16:10] Fu     Aya-chan's guitar case... [16:14] Owner     You a friend of Aya or something? [16:17] Fu     I-I'm Aya-chan's... [16:21] Fu     Um, English... Um... [16:29] Live     You think Fu managed to find Aya-chan? [16:32] Ichiko     I'm sure she did! [16:34] Tokage     Good for her, though. [16:36] Tokage     Fu managed to take a bold new step. [16:38] Live     Tokage! [16:39] Tokage     Now we might make some cash! [16:42] Tokage     Isn't that just lovely? [16:50] Live     Fu! [16:52] Masaki     H-How'd it go? [16:56] Fu     Aya-chan passed away. [17:02] Tokage     Seriously, human lives are so damn short. [17:06] Ichiko     Um, how about some tea? [17:09] Live     Ah, I'm fine for now. Thanks for asking. [17:12] Ichiko     You're welcome. [17:15] Masaki     Not gonna play it? [17:16] Masaki     After he gave it to you. [17:18] Fu     I don't know how to. [17:19] Fu     Aya-chan was always     the one in charge of playing. [17:24] Masaki     Sorry. [17:26] Masaki     I should have looked into it more first. [17:32] Fu     Let me apologize as well. [17:34] Fu     You did all of this for me,     but I said those awful things. [17:39] Masaki     No, I did it for the videos. [17:43] Fu     If I'd acted sooner,     I might have seen her again. [17:48] Fu     No, if I'd just had the courage     to face her back then... [17:54] Fu     But I was too scared that she might hate me. [17:59] Fu     I always make the wrong decision. [18:05] Live     Um... [18:06] Live     Got a moment? [18:08] Live     We found this in the guitar case. [18:20] Aya     Huh? Is this thing already on? [18:22] Aya's Friend     Sure is. Introduce yourself! [18:25] Aya     Hey. I'm Aya, a singer. [18:28] Aya's Friend     Great, thanks! [18:32] Aya     Bring it on! [18:33] Aya's Friend     Today I'm here to interview the Japanese     artist making big, big waves in America! [18:39] Aya     Is that sarcasm? [18:41] Aya's Friend     No, no. [18:42] Aya's Friend     It'll be true soon enough! [18:44] Aya     Huh? [18:45] Aya's Friend     Once you make it big, this video     will be worth its weight in gold! [18:49] Aya     Yeah, yeah. [18:50] Aya     I'll do my best to make that happen. [18:52] Aya's Friend     Let's get started! [18:54] Aya     Ask me anything! [18:55] Aya's Friend     In a few words, can you tell us     why you decided to go into singing? [19:02] Aya     A long time ago, back in my slightly wild era, [19:05] Aya     there was only one person I was tight with. [19:08] Aya     I guess it started when I met her. [19:11] Aya's Friend     So she was the one who gave you that push? [19:14] Aya     Something like that. [19:15] Aya's Friend     Huh... [19:16] Aya     She was a real killer singer. [19:18] Aya     If I was with her, we could go pro. [19:21] Aya     The two of us in the big leagues...     or so I thought. [19:24] Aya's Friend     You thought? [19:24] Aya     We suddenly lost touch, and that was that. [19:28] Aya     She ran away from me, without telling me why. [19:32] Aya     On the day of our audition, at that. [19:34] Aya's Friend     Maybe she had her reasons? [19:36] Aya     I'm sure she did. [19:39] Aya     But I wish she'd told me why. [19:41] Aya     It's seriously a mystery. [19:43] Aya     I always figured we were real close, [19:47] Aya     but it turns out there was a lot     I didn't know about her. [19:50] Aya     Still, I had fun singing together     with her every day. [19:55] Aya     I bet she... I bet Fu had fun as well. [19:59] Aya     There's no doubt in my mind about that. [20:02] Aya's Friend     Um, you lost me there. [20:05] Aya     No surprise. [20:07] Aya     Well, what I mean is... [20:09] Aya     If she's out there singing to this day, [20:12] Aya     that'd make me really happy. [20:13] Band Member 1     Hey, is that Aya? [20:15] Band Member 2     Hey, you recording something? [20:17] Fu     I'm sorry. [20:20] Fu     For running away by myself. [20:22] Fu     For disappearing without a word. [20:24] Fu     For not seeing you     while you were still alive. [20:27] Fu     I'm sorry! [20:30] Fu     All I ever wanted was to sing with you. [20:35] Fu     Aya-chan... [21:05] Live     Well? [21:06] Live     Not bad for something     we cobbled together, right? [21:08] Masaki     We did all this for you,     so show a little gratitude. [21:11] Fu     Everyone... [21:24] Masaki     What's gotten into you?! [21:27] Fu     Just firing myself up. [23:16] Masaki     Okay, all good! [23:25] Fu     Live-sama, I brought back     souvenirs from New York. [23:28] Live     What'd you get? [23:28] Fu     A wall pennant, a Statue of Liberty     trinket, a t-shirt, bath soaks... [23:31] Live     The bath soaks, then! [23:33] Fu     How nice! You'll be in New Soak City! [23:35] Live     Wow. [23:35] Group     Next time:     "Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival"! SIGN    Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival [23:38] Live     As in, New York City! E5 - Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Masaki     Why are you the only one here? [00:12] Masaki     Didn't I tell you? [00:13] Masaki     Fu's cover song, [00:15] Masaki     Tokage's gambling, [00:16] Masaki     Ichiko's cooking, [00:18] Masaki     and your mukbang... [00:20] Masaki     Since your solo content's been gaining steam, [00:22] Masaki     it's time to put more effort     into videos with everybody. [00:24] Live     I-I feel ya. [00:26] Live     Sorry. They're all out at the moment. [00:29] Masaki     Out, you say? [00:30] Masaki     Even though I pulled an all-nighter [00:33] Masaki     to finish my editing work     in time for today's shoot? [00:36] Live     Well, you know how it is. [00:38] Masaki     No, I don't! [00:38] Masaki     Do you not care?! [00:40] Masaki     You think you're hot stuff because      your solo vids are doing okay? [00:43] Masaki     Get real! [00:44] Live     Sorry— [00:45] Masaki     I've had it! [00:46] Masaki     You're not getting my blood! [00:48] Live     Please! [00:49] Live     Don't abandon me! [00:51] Live     I'll do anything you want! [00:52] Masaki     Anything? [00:54] Masaki     Then go take a trip here by yourselves! [00:57] Live     Tra-Pickle Island? SIGN    A Must for This Summer!     Desert Island Booking Plan SIGN    Tra-Pickle Island SIGN    Whole Island Rental! SIGN    A once-in-a-lifetime memory!     Want to experience     the ultimate adventure? SIGN    Highlights of     Tra-Pickle Island [00:59] Masaki     A one-week desert island survival challenge. [01:02] Live     What? SIGN    Normally, you need special permission     to film on a desert island [01:04] Masaki     You'll be taking care of all the     planning and filming by yourselves, [01:07] Masaki     so bring me back a proper video! [01:09] Masaki     Good night! [01:10] Live     Hey! Masaki! [01:14] Live     What even goes into a proper video? SIGN    Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival [02:54] Ichiko     The ocean! [02:55] Ichiko     The sandy beach! [02:56] Ichiko     A desert island! [03:00] Ichiko     Hey, what's with that attitude?! [03:03] Tokage     Another thousand yen and I would have had it. [03:05] Tokage     Why'd I get dragged out here? [03:08] Fu     I was in the middle of my shift. [03:10] Ichiko     And I was in the middle of shopping for dinner! [03:14] Ichiko     But now that we're here,     we might as well enjoy it! [03:20] Ichiko     L-Live-sama! [03:21] Live     All eyes on me! SIGN    MayoPan's     One-Week Desert Island     Survival Challenge [03:23] Live     This is MayoPan's one-week     desert island survival challenge! SIGN    MayoPan's     One-Week Desert Island     Survival Challenge [03:30] Live     Here's the agenda for day one! SIGN    Day One SIGN    Set up camp     Start a fire     Collect drinking water SIGN    Day One SIGN    Set up camp     Start a fire     Collect drinking water [03:34] Live     Leveling the ground! [03:35] Live     Gathering flotsam! [03:37] Live     Breaking a sweat putting up a tent! [03:40] Live     Getting blisters while using a hand drill friction, [03:43] Live     until at last, we start a fire! [03:45] Live     Exploring the area until     we find potable water! [03:49] Live     Collecting and boiling it! [03:51] Live     Tasty! [03:53] Live     Day two! [03:54] Live     Struggling to catch fish in the water to eat! [03:55] Live     A perfect set of plans, as proper as can be! [03:59] Live     Come back! [03:59] Live     Come back, Masaki's blood! [04:02] Live     That's all! SIGN    The End [04:03] Live     Any questions? [04:04] Tokage     Do we really gotta do all that? [04:07] Tokage     I wanna take it easy. [04:08] Ichiko     Tokage! [04:09] Ichiko     Live-sama spent good time planning this! [04:11] Tokage     Not my problem. [04:13] Live     Here! [04:14] Live     Surviving on a desert island in swimsuits! [04:17] Live     This is guaranteed to rake in the clicks! [04:20] Live     And if we strike it rich... [04:23] Live     You can play all the      pachinko and slots you want! [04:25] Live     Or sing all you want with a pro live band! [04:30] Live     Or, er... eat all the snacks you want? [04:33] Tokage     Let's do this, girls! [04:36] Live     A perfect motivational speech, too! SIGN    Recording SIGN    Day 1 [04:43] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [04:46] Live     Mayonaka Punch! [04:48] Live     Live here! [04:48] Ichiko     Ichiko! [04:49] Fu     I'm Fu. [04:50] Tokage     Tokage! [04:53] Live     Ichiko, Tokage. [04:54] Live     Take this seriously. [04:55] Ichiko     Aye aye! [04:57] Live     As of today... [04:59] Live     We'll be starting a one-week,     girls-only desert island survival challenge! [05:04] Fu     And of course, it'll be survival in the     dead of night, the MayoPan way! [05:08] Ichiko     Let's get down to business     with our plans for the first day! [05:11] Tokage     Today, we'll be setting up camp using flotsam. [05:14] Tokage     I can build anything,     from a castle to a log cabin— [05:16] Live     This will be our home base! [05:17] Live     There's plenty of space,     and it should be easy to level out. [05:20] Live     Perfect for setting up camp! [05:22] Live     Okay! [05:23] Live     We've got a lot of work ahead     starting from day one! [05:25] Live     Let's get pumped up! [05:26] Live     Here we go! [05:29] Masaki     Yeah. [05:30] Masaki     Wonder if that's what they're     saying right about now. [05:34] Masaki     Man, TSUMA-shi's good! [05:36] Masaki     His editing here is so slick! [05:40] Live     Oh, wow! [05:42] Live     Night-vision mode works better than I thought! [05:44] Live     Very nice. [05:46] Live     Boy, flotsam is pretty hard to find, huh? [05:51] Live     Oh, right now, everyone else     is preparing to set up camp. [05:55] Live     And that's why... [05:56] Live     Huh? [05:57] Live     Whoa! [05:59] Live     Look at this! [06:00] Live     A tarp! [06:01] Live     Just what we need to protect us     from the rain and wind! [06:04] Live     Wait, there's driftwood here as well! [06:05] Live     Sweet! [06:06] Sign     Tomatoes [06:06] Live     A can and a plastic bottle, too! [06:09] Live     Awesome, no punctures! [06:11] Live     We can use this to collect water, [06:13] Live     and cook on the campfire with this can, [06:14] Live     and even make salt from seawater! [06:16] Live     The perfect find for some peace of mind! [06:19] Live     With that, I've got what I need! [06:21] Live     Time to head back to base! SIGN    Recording [06:24] Live     So heavy... [06:27] Live     I'm dying here! [06:36] Live     The more shots, the better. SIGN    Recording [06:41] Live     I'm back! [06:42] Ichiko     Welcome back, Live-sama! [06:44] Live     The hell's this?! [06:46] Tokage     The perfect base, of course! [06:48] Tokage     It's DIY! D-I-Y! [06:51] Live     You really built a house?! [06:52] Live     What happened to survival?! [06:55] Fu     Live-sama, I made sure to get all of it! [07:01] Ichiko     Heave-ho, heave-ho! [07:06] Live     I think you've exceeded the      limits of human ability. [07:10] Tokage     I'm so sad. [07:12] Tokage     This... [07:14] Tokage     turned into this! [07:17] Tokage     All my hard work... [07:19] Live     All right, here we go! [07:20] Ichiko     Let's go all out and start this fire! [07:22] Live     Listen up, everyone. [07:24] Live     The struggle to start a fire     is what matters here. [07:26] Live     Even survival pros can take hours just to... [07:33] Ichiko     You can start a fire in no time! [07:35] Ichiko     How amusing. [07:36] Live     Not if you're human, you can't! [07:38] Fu     Live-sama, how's this? [07:41] Live     Fu, you get it! [07:44] Fu     I-It's working! [07:46] Live     Ichiko, the dry grass! [07:48] Ichiko     Here, dry grass! [07:49] Fu     Thanks. [07:50] Tokage     Dang, you're a real natural, Fu. [07:57] Live     You did it! [07:58] Ichiko     Good job! [08:01] Tokage     I forgot to press record. [08:07] Ichiko     What a slow trickle. [08:09] Tokage     Slow as molasses. [08:10] Fu     Slow and steady. [08:11] Live     Listen, people want to see— [08:13] Tokage     If we crack this baby open,     the water'll come shooting out! [08:16] Tokage     Mayonaka Pun— [08:19] Live     You know you can't just punch     a rock in half, right? [08:22] Tokage     R-Right. SIGN    Tomatoes [08:26] Live     Okay, let's start boiling this. [08:31] Live     Why are you drinking it?! [08:33] Ichiko     Huh? [08:33] Live     You need to boil the water before drinking it! [08:35] Live     If you were human,     you'd be in for a really bad time! [08:38] Ichiko     But I'm a vampire— [08:39] Ichiko     Ah! [08:40] Ichiko     Tee-hee! SIGN    Instead of Drinking Water, SIGN    We Ate Only SIGN    Watermelon SIGN    Watermelon SIGN    For 1 Whole Week SIGN    For 1 Whole Week [08:48] Masaki     Managed to get it done. SIGN    Back SIGN    Publish [08:54] Masaki     I wonder how they're all doing. [08:57] Masaki     Not that I'm expecting much. [08:59] Masaki     Whatever. Time for a drink! [09:08] Live     Tokage! [09:14] Live     They sure are a handful. SIGN    Day 2 [09:21] Live     Ta-dah! [09:22] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! SIGN    Recording [09:24] Live     This is day two of life on a desert island! [09:27] Live     Today, we're diving into the water     to catch some fish! [09:30] Live     Who will be the first to snag one? [09:33] Live     Okay, let's get started! [09:36] Live     Now... [09:37] Live     Where the hell did they go?! [09:42] Fu     Here? [09:43] Ichiko     If you don't, then who will? [09:45] Ichiko     You're MayoPan's star singer, Fu! [09:48] Fu     S-Star singer... [09:50] Ichiko     Okay! Take it away! [09:52] Ichiko     Take it away! [09:54] Ichiko     Take it away! [09:55] Fu     Okay, please listen! [10:02] Tokage     Are ya ready? [10:04] Tokage     Here we go! [10:07] Tokage     Okay, place yer bets! [10:13] Tokage     Even on 2-2, huh? [10:16] Tokage     Then I'll go for odd on 4-1! [10:19] Tokage     Open! [10:20] Tokage     Even on 2-2?! [10:23] Tokage     I lost! [10:27] Live     Got myself a coconut crab. [10:33] Live     Here we go! [11:06] Live     Got it! I'm first! [11:09] Tokage     Hi-yah! [11:20] Group     Victory! [11:22] Live     You're going way too wild! [11:24] Live     There's no way humans could catch a marlin! [11:28] Ichiko     The bigger the better! [11:29] Live     No way! [11:30] Tokage     What's the big deal? [11:31] Tokage     Hell, why are we even on this desert island? [11:34] Live     To shoot a video, what else?! [11:36] Live     Let's do this the right way! [11:38] Live     We barely have any usable footage     from the past two days! [11:41] Fu     She's right. [11:42] Fu     You two need to take it down a notch. [11:44] Ichiko     I don't want to hear that from you! [11:46] Ichiko     You were about to sing, too! [11:48] Fu     That's not relevant right now. [11:50] Ichiko     How sassy! [11:51] Ichiko     I don't need sass from you, Fu! [11:53] Fu     What's that mean?! [11:55] Ichiko     You're my lackey! [11:55] Tokage     Ugh, I'm starving. Time for some blood. [11:56] Fu     That's not true! [11:58] Ichiko     Do you understand me?! [12:01] Ichiko     Huh? [12:01] Fu     What is it? [12:02] Live     What now? [12:03] Tokage     The blood... isn't here! [12:06] Tokage     We forgot to bring it. [12:29] Reporter     Next, we have the weather. SIGN    Typhoon Warning [12:31] Reporter     The typhoon that formed in the Philippine Sea     yesterday continues to grow stronger, SIGN    Typhoon Warning SIGN    Tra-Pickle Island SIGN    Extremely Strong SIGN    Storm Area SIGN    Strong Wind Area [12:36] Reporter     and is currently passing through     the Tra-Pickle Island region. [12:58] Fu     Everyone, this way! [13:03] Masaki     Yay! [13:05] Masaki     Now then, let's set all this up! [13:13] Tokage     I want some blood! [13:15] Ichiko     You know we don't have any! [13:17] Tokage     Well, why not?! [13:18] Live     Calm down! [13:19] Ichiko     I wish I could! [13:21] Tokage     Blood! Where's my blood?! [13:23] Live     Why don't we film today's part for now? SIGN    Day 3 SIGN    Recording [13:29] Live     T-Ta-dah! [13:31] Live     Day three on a desert island! [13:33] Live     Today, we'll be, um... [13:36] Live     Tokage! [13:37] Tokage     Sorry, but I'm getting outta here! [13:46] Tokage     Too low on blood. [13:49] Tokage     I know! My phone! [13:50] Tokage     I'll call for help on my phone! [13:52] Tokage     No service! SIGN    No Service [13:55] Tokage     I need... [13:56] Tokage     I need to go home! [13:59] Tokage     The parlor is getting new machines!     I asked Ichijo-kun to tune the pins! [14:03] Tokage     Chance Akaishi's waiting for me! [14:15] Tokage     I know! A raft! [14:32] Tokage     No! [14:35] Tokage     I'm all out of ideas. [14:37] Ichiko     Blood... I want blood. [14:40] Fu     If I sing... [14:42] Fu     Even if I sing a song,     I still can't distract myself! [14:46] Live     Hey! It'll be okay! [14:48] Live     I'm sure Masaki will notice     and come to our rescue! [14:51] Live     Let's focus on shooting our video until then! [14:53] Live     'Kay? SIGN    Day 4 [14:55] Fu     Live-sama. [14:57] Fu     Live-sama! [15:10] Masaki     There! SIGN    Day 5 SIGN    Staying Up Late     on a Sunday SIGN    Day 6 [16:03] Live     Tokage's finally gone into     low-energy mode as well. SIGN    Day 7 [16:13] Masaki     Lighting, check! [16:14] Masaki     Camera angle, check! [16:16] Masaki     Let's get to it! [16:17] Masaki     Good morning from the dead of night! [16:20] Masaki     Mayonaka Punch... [16:31] Masaki     Setup, check. [16:45] Live     In the end, nothing turned out     the way I planned. [16:51] Live     But I need to finish the job, at least! SIGN    Recording [16:57] Live     Live here! [16:58] Live     We're finally done with our     seven-day survival challenge! [17:02] Live     Good work, everyone! [17:06] Live     We ran into all sorts of     mishaps this time around. [17:10] Live     There's a lot we didn't get around to doing. [17:13] Live     Let's think of those as future goals for now. SIGN    Recording [17:18] Live     Next time, we'll prepare more thoroughly. [17:21] Live     For a more perfect time surviving... [17:26] Live     Surviving... [17:31] Live     Okay, everyone, until next time. SIGN    Day 8 [17:38] Masaki     The week's up,     so why aren't they back yet? [17:43] Masaki     We still need to record     their closing remarks— [17:46] Masaki     Ow! [17:48] Masaki     What's this?! [17:50] Masaki     This is their supply. [17:53] Masaki     Wait, what?! [17:54] Masaki     Does that mean they left this behind?! [17:57] Masaki     Can they go without blood for a week? [18:07] Live     So cold... [18:11] Live     I just wish I could've tasted     Masaki's blood before the end. [18:17] Live     Masaki... [18:37] Live     Huh? [18:39] Live     I can go ahead? [18:44] Live     At long last! [18:46] Live     I get to drink Masaki's blood! [18:48] Live     Time to dig in! [18:54] Masaki     Live. [18:55] Masaki     Live! [18:57] Masaki     How's it going? [19:00] Live     Wh-What are you doing here?! [19:02] Masaki     What kind of question is that?! [19:03] Masaki     You're the ones who forgot to bring the blood! [19:05] Yuki     Talk about causing trouble. [19:08] Live     Shige?! [19:09] Yuki     Do you know how hard it is to fly     across the ocean carrying a human? [19:13] Yuki     You there! [19:15] Yuki     Crying won't work on me next time! [19:17] Masaki     H-Huh?! [19:18] Masaki     Can you stop making stuff up?! [19:20] Masaki     You upside-down liar! [19:21] Yuki     You're the one who was crying     about how they might be dead. [19:25] Yuki     Upside-down or not. [19:26] Tokage     Gimme some more blood! [19:28] Ichiko     You already had plenty! [19:30] Fu     Please stop fighting! [19:32] Masaki     I-I didn't cry or anything. [19:33] Yuki     Hey, now! Wait your turn! [19:38] Masaki     Live? [19:43] Masaki     What's wrong? [19:45] Live     I wasn't able to shoot a proper video at all. [19:49] Live     I'm nothing but a failure! [19:51] Masaki     Hey, just calm down. [19:53] Live     I can't show you any of the footage we shot! [19:56] Live     Scrap it! Throw it away! [19:57] Live     I'm sorry! [19:58] Masaki     I already watched it. [20:01] Masaki     Skimmed it, at least. [20:03] Live     Why'd you look?! [20:05] Masaki     It's good stuff. [20:06] Live     What? [20:07] Masaki     Chopping down a tree bare-handed won't fly, [20:11] Masaki     but starting the fire in a flash,     or drinking untreated water... [20:15] Masaki     You even managed to put up a tent. [20:17] Masaki     Right? [20:18] Live     But we can't use most of it! [20:20] Live     It's totally absurd, not to mention     beyond human ability. [20:23] Masaki     There are plenty of editing tricks     we can use for that. [20:26] Masaki     You need material that's entertaining     before anything else. [20:29] Live     But there was also the marlin,     and then the typhoon. [20:33] Live     Most of the back half is just us half-dead. [20:35] Live     It's just one disaster after another. [20:37] Masaki     What's wrong with disasters? [20:39] Masaki     You don't end up half-dead every day. [20:41] Masaki     You got real lucky! [20:43] Live     That's totally off! [20:44] Live     You can't make a proper video like that! [20:47] Masaki     No, sure you can. [20:49] Live     What? [20:50] Masaki     Maybe it didn't go the way you planned it, [20:53] Masaki     but it shows you all trying your hardest. [20:56] Masaki     All of that taken as a whole     is what makes for a good video. [20:59] Masaki     Like the time with the garlic. [21:02] Masaki     You did a proper good job. [21:04] Live     Then I'm... [21:06] Masaki     All good. [21:08] Live     Does that mean... [21:10] Live     I can drink your blood? [21:12] Masaki     Not what we agreed on. [21:14] Live     Ah, okay. [21:17] Masaki     Still, looks like you need me     in charge after all. [21:21] Masaki     I'll need to roll up my sleeves     to edit this bad boy! [21:24] Live     I'll... [21:25] Live     I'll help you edit it! [21:27] Live     I'll do what I can with your help! [21:31] Masaki     Let me warn you:     You need a real good eye for editing. [21:35] Masaki     If you half-ass it, I'm calling off that     promise about my blood for good! [21:39] Live     No problem! [21:40] Live     I'm a real go-getter when it comes to it! [21:47] Masaki     Happy to have you! SIGN    Live     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight [23:25] Live     Live here! [23:26] Masaki     Masaki. [23:27] Live     Can't believe we forgot the blood! SIGN    Nearby Residents Concerned SIGN    Lives in Vicinity SIGN    It suddenly collapsed and scared me to death [23:28] Masaki     That's the most important thing! [23:29] Live     Tsk, tsk. That's where you're wrong! [23:31] Masaki     Huh? [23:31] Live     The most important thing to me is Masaki... [23:33] Masaki     Yeah, yeah. [23:33] Live     ...'s blood! [23:34] Masaki     It always comes back to that! [23:35] Group     Next time: "Ichiko's Wish"! SIGN    Ichiko's Wish [23:37] Live     I wanna drink your blood! E6 - Ichiko's Wish Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [00:07] Live     Mayonaka Punch! [00:08] Live     Live here! [00:09] Kid 1     You really went to a desert island. [00:11] Kid 2     Two hundred thousand views?! SIGN    °NO ESCAPE° 1 Week Desert Island Survival     200k views 1 week ago ...more     Mayonaka Punch     30k subscribers [00:14] Kid 2     Wowie! [00:15] Ichiko     That's nothing for me. [00:17] Group     Awesome! [00:21] Ichiko     What kind of videos are you all watching? [00:23] Kid 3     This one for me. [00:25] Kid 3     We're doing this for music class. [00:27] Kid 3     We're practicing as a group. [00:28] Kid 2     Teamwork is key. [00:31] Kid 2     We need to all be in sync. [00:33] Yu's Mother     Yu-kun! [00:36] Kid 1     Mama! [00:38] Kid 2     I should be heading home, too. [00:39] Kid 3     Me, too! [00:42] Group     Later! [01:07] Ichiko     Eh? [02:43] Masaki     So it's here... [02:45] Masaki     Wait, it's just an old office building. [02:48] Masaki     Is this really the place? [02:51] Masaki     A-Are you okay? [02:53] Live     Y-Yeah. [02:54] Live     Let's go. SIGN    Caution     Watch Your Fingers SIGN    Ichiko's Wish [03:09] Announcer     At around seven o'clock this evening, SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery [03:11] Announcer     there was an explosion of unknown     origin in this quiet neighborhood. SIGN    Nearby Residents Concerned SIGN    Lives in Vicinity [03:16] Tokage     Man, it just suddenly collapsed     and scared me to death. [03:19] Tokage     The cause? Beats me. [03:22] Tokage     Maybe a gigantic bat or something? [03:24] Tokage     Or maybe a goddess came bursting out! SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery [03:28] Announcer     As you can see, local residents     continue to offer cryptic comments... [03:33] Yuki     Do you know why you were     summoned here to home base? [03:37] Live     Um... [03:38] Live     About what happened at Banpai Manor... [03:41] Group     We're terribly sorry! [03:49] Masaki     So Mother's behind that curtain? [03:52] Masaki     I can't make her out at all. [03:55] Yuki     We've allowed you to make videos. [03:57] Yuki     But I believe we said     not to cause any commotion. [04:00] Live     Yes. [04:01] Yuki     So how did this come about? [04:04] Live     Well, um... [04:12] (Flashback) Tokage     Girls! [04:14] (Flashback) Tokage     Enjoying the drinks I bought     with my gambling winnings? [04:18] (Flashback) Group     Yeah! [04:19] (Flashback) Tokage     Toss me up in the air! [04:22] (Flashback) Group     And a one! And a two! [04:25] (Flashback) Group     And a three! [04:31] Live     We're so very sorry! [04:33] Group     Sorry! [04:35] Yuki     Banpai Manor will be demolished. [04:37] Group     What?! [04:38] Ichiko     D-Demolished? [04:39] Yuki     On Mother's orders. [04:43] Yuki     You wrecked Banpai Manor,     attracted the public's attention, [04:47] Yuki     and risked humans discovering     the existence of vampires. [04:51] Yuki     It's only natural that     you'd be punished for it. [04:53] Yuki     You're a bunch of bad oranges! [04:57] Yuki     Or so Mother says. [04:59] Masaki     What's she mean by bad oranges?     Is that a proverb? [05:02] Fu     Um, there's an old TV drama... [05:04] Yuki     You there! [05:04] Yuki     Cut the chatter! [05:06] Fu     So sorry! [05:07] Tokage     If you tear down Banpai Manor, where do we go?! [05:11] Yuki     You'll be moved to a different house     where we keep troublemakers. [05:15] Masaki     Hey! [05:16] Masaki     What about me, then?! [05:18] Yuki     Don't care. Do what you want. [05:20] Masaki     It's hard to shoot videos     unless we live together! [05:24] Yuki     What happens to your videos     is none of my concern. [05:28] Live     You can't! [05:29] Live     Masaki needs to be with me! [05:31] Live     For my sake! [05:32] Fu     I'd be scared living with     vampires I don't know! [05:36] Tokage     I'm also opposed to moving out. [05:38] Tokage     The local pachinko parlor is the only one     that has Ichijo-kun to tune the pins for me! [05:42] Ichiko     I don't want that, either! [05:43] Ichiko     I really don't want to lose Banpai Manor! [05:47] Yuki     You have no room to complain     after all the trouble you've caused! [05:49] Ichiko     I haven't caused any trouble here! [05:52] Yuki     And who was the one     who racked up all that debt? [05:55] Live     It's not our fault the wall got wrecked! [05:58] Live     The alcohol's to blame! [05:59] Yuki     After all that's happened,     you're really blaming the bottle? [06:01] Live     They say, "Condemn the crime,     not the criminal!" [06:12] Live     I apologize for what I said! [06:13] Live     It was all my fault! [06:15] Group     Yes! [06:16] Yuki     Here. [06:21] Live     Man, that hurt. [06:25] Yuki     Don't go causing any more headaches for Mother! [06:33] Ichiko     Live-sama. [06:35] Ichiko     Let's go ask them again     not to demolish our home! [06:39] Live     Still, you know, they said     we could keep shooting videos. [06:43] Live     Maybe moving isn't such a bad idea. [06:46] Live     Or, heck, maybe it's a great one! [06:47] Ichiko     Weren't you against it before? [06:50] Ichiko     What's this? SIGN    Things to Check Before Living Together! SIGN    What's the best room layout for two people? SIGN    What's the best room layout for two people? SIGN    What to consider                                   when renting to share [06:52] Ichiko     "The best room layout for two people"?! [06:53] Ichiko     You're going to live with Masaki?! [06:55] Live     No, that's not it! [06:56] Live     You've got it all wrong! [06:58] Live     I'm going to have Masaki     teach me how to edit videos. [07:02] Live     And to do that, I'll need to spend time     over at her place, right? [07:06] Live     So we might gradually end up     living together, you know! [07:11] Ichiko     In other words, as long as     you can be alone with Masaki, [07:14] Ichiko     you don't need Banpai Manor anymore? [07:16] Live     No, that's not what I mean. [07:19] Fu     I-I don't think it's happening. [07:22] Ichiko     You too, Fu?! [07:23] Fu     We can't go against Mother's decision. [07:28] Tokage     I'm fine wherever I end up going. [07:31] Tokage     So long as I can gamble. [07:33] Ichiko     What do you mean? [07:34] Tokage     I came to a realization. [07:36] Tokage     No matter where I end up moving,     I can just fly on over here. [07:39] Ichiko     You're the one who wrecked the wall. [07:41] Tokage     I-I'm not the only one to blame here! [07:44] Ichiko     That's right! [07:45] Ichiko     Everyone else except me is at fault! [07:48] Ichiko     But I'm the only one taking the     future of Banpai Manor seriously! [07:54] Tokage     What a pain. [07:55] Ichiko     Did you just call me a pain?! [07:57] Tokage     You're the only one who cares     so much about Banpai Manor here! [08:00] Live     Tokage! [08:01] Live     You can't tell her the truth like that! [08:03] Fu     Please say it a little nicer! [08:05] Tokage     I mean, let's be honest. It's a bother. [08:08] Tokage     You all agree with me, don't you? [08:12] Ichiko     Is that right?! [08:13] Ichiko     I get it! I'm nothing but a bother! [08:16] Ichiko     So be it, then! [08:17] Ichiko     I'll take care of everything all by myself! [08:19] Live     I-Ichiko, calm down. [08:20] Ichiko     I'm perfectly calm! Cool as a cucumber! [08:23] Tokage     Well, I'm leaving, since I'm out of balls. [08:25] Fu     Ah! [08:26] Fu     I-I need to go to work! [08:28] Fu     I can't believe it slipped my mind! [08:31] Live     Sorry. I don't know how to play pachinko. [08:43] Pachinko Employee     Children shouldn't be playing pachinko. [08:46] Pachinko Employee     How old are you, young lady? [08:48] Ichiko     A hundred and ten. [08:52] Ichiko     They just don't understand     how precious Banpai Manor is. [08:56] Ichiko     Well, they'll come back crying in no time. [08:58] Ichiko     I won't hold it against them when they do. [09:01] Ichiko     Since I'm a good girl. [09:03] Ichiko     If we all eat a meal together     with everyone's favorite food in it, [09:07] Ichiko     I'm sure they'll all see the light! [09:09] Masaki     One question. [09:10] Ichiko     Yes? [09:11] Masaki     Vampires can subsist on blood alone,     so why do you eat food? [09:15] Ichiko     That's because I suggested it. [09:17] Ichiko     Eating meals together, that is. [09:20] Masaki     Why's that? [09:21] Ichiko     I was originally a human, [09:23] Ichiko     so before I came here, I'd eat dinner     with my mom, my dad, and my brothers. [09:32] Masaki     So if a vampire drinks my blood,     will I turn into one, too? [09:35] Ichiko     That's not an issue. [09:37] Ichiko     Besides, I drank your blood already, didn't I? [09:41] Masaki     Oh, that's right. [09:43] Ichiko     It's actually the reverse. [09:44] Ichiko     Humans turn into vampires when     vampire blood enters their body. [09:51] Masaki     Then why'd you become a vampire? [09:53] Ichiko     I can't answer that. [09:54] Masaki     What? [09:55] Ichiko     I'd love to have stayed a human,     living with the rest of my family. [10:00] Ichiko     But I was turned into a vampire     with no warning. [10:03] Ichiko     Mother keeps them in check nowadays, [10:06] Ichiko     but in the past, vampires went around turning     humans into vampires against their will. [10:11] Ichiko     And so, I lost my humanity,     with nowhere to return and nowhere to go. [10:18] Ichiko     Spending all my time alone,     walking and walking. [10:24] Ichiko     It was then that I stumbled     upon Banpai Manor... [10:34] Ichiko     and Live-sama welcomed me in. [10:38] Ichiko     I knew I could survive without eating food, [10:41] Ichiko     but I wanted to eat with everyone, [10:44] Ichiko     so I always cooked for us. [10:52] Ichiko     Day after day, [10:54] Ichiko     after day, [10:55] Ichiko     after day, [10:57] Ichiko     after day... [11:01] Ichiko     until Live-sama sat at the table. [11:06] Ichiko     And Tokage as well, [11:14] Ichiko     followed by Fu. [11:15] Ichiko     Ever since, we've always eaten     together at Banpai Manor. [11:20] Ichiko     That's why Banpai Manor     is the home that I love. [11:24] Masaki     That story was heavier than I thought,     and now my chest hurts. [11:29] Ichiko     Is that so? [11:30] Masaki     Also, why hot pot in the summer? [11:33] Ichiko     Because we can put everyone's     favorite foods in it! [11:49] Masaki     I'm starving! [11:52] Ichiko     Not yet! [11:53] Masaki     What? [11:54] Masaki     Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat! [11:57] Ichiko     We'll eat when everyone's here. [12:01] Masaki     Got it. [12:08] Live     What're you doing? [12:10] Fu     L-Live-sama! [12:12] Tokage     Don't sneak up on me like that! [12:15] Live     Let me take a quick peek inside... [12:22] Live     Why hot pot on a hot day like this? [12:25] Group     Dunno. [12:26] Masaki     So this is where you were. [12:28] Tokage     Hey! [12:29] Fu     Masaki-san! [12:30] Live     What's with the get-up?! [12:32] Masaki     I'm going to talk it out in person with Mother. [12:33] Group     What?! [12:35] Masaki     Since none of you are any use. [12:37] Live     Wait, wait! [12:39] Live     You're gonna go in there armed like that? [12:41] Live     You're totally ready to fight! [12:42] Masaki     Shut up! [12:43] Masaki     I don't care what someone who     can't stick up for a friend has to say! [12:46] Masaki     I'm real hungry here! [12:51] Masaki     This house is important to her, isn't it? [12:54] Masaki     You should be the first ones     to sympathize with her! [13:04] Masaki     We can finally eat. [13:08] Masaki     Ichiko, time for some grub! [13:10] Tokage     Make sure there's liver in there. [13:12] Fu     Um, crown daisy leaves too, if you will. [13:15] Live     Oh, you've got enoki mushrooms as well! [13:17] Masaki     Live, save some for the rest of us! [13:20] Live     You're recording this? [13:21] Masaki     Hot pot in summer might     make for a funny video. [13:25] Live     Meals really are best eaten     with everyone... right? [13:30] Ichiko     Live-sama... [13:32] Ichiko     Everyone... [13:33] Live     All right. [13:34] Group     Time to eat— [13:35] Ichiko     What's with your manners?! [13:37] Ichiko     Why did you come in through the wall?! [13:39] Ichiko     We have a front door! [13:40] Ichiko     Also, you need to wash     your hands before you eat! [13:44] Group     Huh? You're really getting angry now? [13:47] Live     Okay, let's start the     Don't Demolish Banpai Manor Project. [13:52] Masaki     What exactly does that involve? [13:54] Masaki     Are we storming the place with garlic? [13:57] Fu     If we do that, we'll be erased. [13:59] Live     To be honest, pleading with her     will get us nowhere. [14:02] Live     Maybe we'd have more of a chance if     we showed her how much we've grown. [14:07] Tokage     Grown? I'm growing every day. [14:11] Tokage     Huh? [14:15] (Flashback) Kid 3     We're doing this for music class. [14:17] (Flashback) Kid 3     We're practicing as a group. [14:18] (Flashback) Kid 2     Teamwork is key. [14:21] (Flashback) Kid 2     We need to all be in sync. [14:23] Ichiko     I have an idea! [14:27] Ichiko     Bam! [14:28] Ichiko     Take a look! [14:31] Ichiko     If we can pull this off, I'm sure     Mother will change her mind! [14:36] Masaki     Seriously? SIGN    Karate Dojo [15:07] Yuki     You'll be in for it if you waste     Mother's time on something stupid. [15:13] Yuki     I swear... SIGN    Join a Meeting                              Sign Up                         Sign In [15:17] Masaki     N-Now's my chance to see Mother's face. SIGN    Join with Computer Audio                                   Test Speaker and Microphone SIGN    Mother [15:24] Masaki     O-Or not. SIGN    Mother [15:27] Yuki     So? What do you want? SIGN    Mother [15:40] Live     In our time living at Banpai Manor, [15:43] Live     we've slowly learned to cooperate,     and we continue to grow! SIGN    Mother [15:48] Live     We're not bad oranges! [15:51] Live     And we're about to prove it! [15:53] Group     Yes! [15:54] Live     And in the case that we do, [15:57] Live     we ask you to cancel     the demolition of Banpai Manor! [16:01] Group     Please! SIGN    Mother [17:27] Live     As you can see, our hearts     are perfectly joined as one. [17:33] Live     As such, continuing to live together     should pose no problem. Wouldn't you agree? [17:41] Yuki     I see. [17:43] Yuki     You did well. [17:46] Yuki     Like hell I'd say that! [17:48] Yuki     Who do you take me for?! [17:52] Live     That wasn't enough to melt your heart?! [17:54] Live     For real?! [17:54] Yuki     I apologize, Mother. [17:56] Yuki     It ended up being a waste of your time. [17:58] Yuki     Banpai Manor will, as planned— [17:59] Ichiko     Please don't! [18:00] Yuki     Hey! [18:00] Ichiko     Don't demolish Banpai Manor! [18:02] Yuki     After all that, you still won't give up?! [18:04] Ichiko     I don't wanna! [18:06] Ichiko     No! No! [18:07] Yuki     Don't be so childish! You're being a bother! [18:18] Live     Ichiko... [18:21] Ichiko     After I stopped being human, [18:25] Ichiko     I was alone all the time. [18:28] Ichiko     But they ate dinner with me like I asked. [18:35] Ichiko     They all did, [18:37] Ichiko     even though they don't need to eat. [18:41] Ichiko     It was my own childish demand, [18:44] Ichiko     but they've put up with it all this time. [18:49] Ichiko     So I've always been a bother. [18:56] Ichiko     Live-sama. Tokage. Fu. [19:01] Ichiko     I'm sorry. SIGN    Mother [19:20] Masaki     Look at this video! [19:21] Yuki     What now? [19:22] Masaki     Just watch! [19:23] Ichiko     Masaki! [19:24] Ichiko     How long are you going to keep recording? [19:26] Masaki     A little longer. [19:27] Tokage     I swear. [19:28] Tokage     You really love making us     work our socks off, huh? [19:31] Live     That meat is mine! [19:32] Masaki     They may all be pieces of garbage,     worse than rotten orange peels... [19:37] Yuki     She never went that far! SIGN    Mother [19:38] Masaki     They only care about themselves, never     agree on anything, and are totally useless... [19:43] Masaki     But here they are,     sitting down for dinner together. [19:46] Masaki     Not because they were forced to. [19:48] Masaki     They're acting out of compassion for Ichiko! [19:50] Masaki     Because... [19:53] Masaki     they're the kind of people who     can think about others, too! SIGN    Mother [19:58] Mother     You— [19:59] Yuki     You can't be the only ones     who get special treatment! [20:02] Live     What do you mean by that? [20:03] Mother     You— [20:04] Yuki     If we turned a blind eye to      all the trouble you've caused [20:08] Yuki     it would set a bad example     for the rest of the vampires! [20:11] Live     We're not troublemakers anymore! [20:13] Yuki     Then just what are you? [20:15] Live     We're MayoPan! [20:18] Yuki     Huh? [20:19] Ichiko     That's right! [20:20] Ichiko     We're doing our best to make videos! [20:23] Tokage     Yeah, yeah! [20:24] Yuki     So what if— [20:25] Masaki     And they're all growing as time goes on! [20:27] Tokage     Yeah, yeah! [20:28] Yuki     So what— [20:28] Fu     A-At first, I thought, "Why videos? Why me?" [20:34] Fu     But now I enjoy it! [20:36] Yuki     Like I said, so what— [20:36] Tokage     Yeah, yeah! [20:37] Yuki     Shut your trap! [20:39] Live     Sure, we've still got a long way to go. [20:41] Live     Still... [20:42] Live     One day, we'll become NewTubers     with over a million subs! [20:46] Live     We'll become so big,     there'll be no room for complaints! [20:49] Live     So let us live together, here in Banpai Manor. [20:55] Live     Pretty please! [20:56] Group     Pretty please! [20:58] Ichiko     Please! SIGN    Mother SIGN    Mother [21:09] Mother     Six months. [21:11] Live     What? SIGN    Mother [21:12] Mother     A million subscribers in six months. [21:14] Mother     Reach that number,     and I'll call off the demolition. SIGN    Mother [21:18] Group     What?! [21:19] Masaki     H-Hold it! [21:21] Masaki     Six months is impossible! [21:22] Masaki     Give us a year, at least! SIGN    Mother SIGN    End Meeting [21:23] Masaki     We only have a little over      twenty thousand right now... so... SIGN    Mother has left the meeting. [21:27] Live     She hung up. [21:31] Masaki     A million subs in six months. [21:33] Masaki     To be honest, that'll be tough. [21:38] Masaki     But! [21:38] Masaki     Mayonaka Punch has no choice but to do it! [21:41] Live     For Masaki's blood and for Banpai Manor! [21:45] Ichiko     Yes! [21:45] Fu     You're right! [21:45] Tokage     Yeah! [21:48] Live     Okay, all together now! [21:52] Live     Time to eat! SIGN    Ichiko     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight SIGN    We're Breaking Up SIGN    We're Breaking Up [23:25] Ichiko     How do we get a million subs?! [23:27] Ichiko     Let's just borrow some money     and give it all away! [23:29] Yuki     Ichiko. [23:29] Ichiko     Y-Yuki-sama! [23:30] Yuki     More debts? [23:30] Ichiko     I-I'm just kidding! [23:31] Yuki     More debts? [23:32] Ichiko     K-Kidding... Agh! [23:34] Group     Next time: "Your Faves Are Adorbs,     Hit That Subscribe"! SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe [23:37] Yuki     Make sure you support me as well. E7 - Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Live     And that's why... [00:02] Live     We need to hit a million channel     subscribers in six months! [00:06] Live     If we don't... [00:07] Live     Mayonaka Punch will be breaking up! SIGN    We're Breaking Up SIGN    We're Breaking Up [00:14] Masaki     That's way too slow! [00:15] Masaki     It felt like time had stopped! [00:17] Masaki     I've told you over and over that     timing is everything for captions! [00:21] Live     Yes, Sensei! [00:22] Masaki     Not to mention, this font     looks way too friendly! SIGN    We're Breaking Up SIGN    We're Breaking Up [00:25] Masaki     It's a bleak topic, so make sure     the text reflects that! [00:28] Masaki     Do you understand?! [00:30] Live     Yes! I'll do my best! [00:36] Masaki     It really does look bleak, though... SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    48k subscribers SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night! SIGN    Subscribed [00:39] Masaki     I need to figure something out. [00:45] Masaki     What the... [00:46] Fu     Wh-What did they just say to each other? [00:49] Fu     How can these two be so... [00:53] Fu     Adorbs? [00:56] Masaki     Fu? [01:02] Fu     Th-That was close. [01:05] Fu     But... it's okay, right? [01:09] Fu     My very first time can be with them. SIGN     We Renovated Our Friend's Bathtub      Into a Baby Bath! SIGN    260k views 1 day ago ...more SIGN    Outside Kids SIGN    3.74m subscribers SIGN    Subscribe SIGN    Subscribed SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!! [02:57] Masaki     Just so you all understand... [02:59] Masaki     A million subs in six months won't happen     without anything short of a miracle! [03:05] Masaki     Even the famous TSUMA-shi     took three years to hit one million! [03:09] Ichiko     Th-Three years?! [03:10] Ichiko     So six months is definitely impossible, then! [03:13] Masaki     Yes! [03:14] Masaki     Not to mention that MayoPan     currently has just over 40k subs. [03:18] Masaki     Normal methods won't get us anywhere. [03:21] Masaki     Which is why I've devised     a three-step strategy. SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!! [03:27] Masaki     First, step one. [03:29] Masaki     Uploading a slew of short videos every day! [03:32] Masaki     We'll hook new people in     with shorts tuned to the algorithm! [03:35] Masaki     Remember the Chu-Chu Girls' days? [03:37] Masaki     Just like back then,     we'll play the numbers game! SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe [03:48] Live     You were right! SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Does     Radio Calisthenics 100k views SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Trains     at a Sumo Stable 85k views SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Saves a Farmer With     High-Speed Rice Planting 69k views SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Drowns     in Pork Fat 91k views SIGN    Nocturnal Girls, Awaken Your Senses!     Blindfolded Musical Chairs... 97k views SIGN    Nocturnal Girls Find Paradise     in Their Backyard! 120k views [03:49] Live     They're getting more views     than our usual videos! [03:52] Ichiko     I'm off to the shopping district     to brag about this! [03:55] Ichiko     Zoom-zoom! [03:55] Tokage     Me, too! [03:56] Tokage     Those old bats at the cashout counter     won't hear the end of it! Vroom, vroom! [03:59] Masaki     Hold it! [04:00] Masaki     Look at this. SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    50k subscribers [04:02] Live     50k subscribers... [04:04] Live     It feels like it's gone up a bit. [04:07] Masaki     It's nothing considering all the views we got. [04:11] Masaki     So time for step two of my strategy. SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!! [04:14] Masaki     Make them fall in love with     the channel and subscribe. [04:17] Masaki     Once the shorts have gained traction, [04:19] Masaki     we want to capitalize on that and have as many     people subscribe to the channel as we can. [04:23] Masaki     But that's harder than you'd think! [04:25] Live     Huh? Why's that? [04:26] Live     You subscribe with the click of a button,     just like playing a video, right? [04:31] Masaki     The click of a button! [04:32] Masaki     Getting people to take that     one step is no mean feat. [04:36] Masaki     For example, you can rack up hits     with clickbait thumbnails, [04:40] Masaki     but if the video doesn't live up     to the hype, people won't subscribe. [04:44] Masaki     In other words... [04:46] Masaki     "I love this channel!" [04:47] Masaki     Unless they think that,     they won't go so far as to subscribe! SIGN    Subscribe SIGN    Subscribed [04:52] Ichiko     So how do we win them over? [04:55] Masaki     Well... [04:56] Masaki     What kind of people do you like? [04:58] Live     Masaki. [04:59] Masaki     Other than me. [05:00] Tokage     The man I fell in love with... [05:02] Tokage     He always brought his lackeys as he      strutted down the streets at night. [05:07] Tokage     But in private, he was a lonely man,     toppling cigarette butts like dominoes. [05:15] Masaki     What Tokage just said... [05:17] Masaki     She hit the nail on the head. [05:19] Group     Where?! [05:20] Masaki     In other words, to fall in love... [05:22] Masaki     The keyword here is "unexpected." [05:25] Ichiko     So you mean like gap moe! [05:27] Masaki     Yes. [05:28] Masaki     We'll analyze the videos that     attract the most subscribers [05:31] Masaki     and figure out the "gap"     that people want from us! [05:36] Masaki     Huh? [05:38] Live     What's up? [05:39] Masaki     The one that gained us the most subs... SIGN    Makeover!!     Total Wardrobe Change     for a Filthy Slob SIGN    Makeover!!     Total Wardrobe Change     for a Filthy Slob [05:42] Fu     Tokage-san's wardrobe change? [05:44] Fu     This video was fun, wasn't it? [05:47] Masaki     But it didn't really stand out that much. [05:51] (Flashback) Otomi     Still, it's getting good numbers! [05:55] (Flashback) Masaki     It's just a video of us drinking boba     and goofing around. [05:58] (Flashback) Otomi     A ton of people left comments! [06:00] (Flashback) Otomi     "I think I'll also grab some     boba tomorrow," it says! SIGN    Strawberry Milk     I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!          Rin     Gotta say... just adorbs <3          Satoru     I love hearing the three of you talk [06:04] (Flashback) Kikka     We're seeing the birth of     Kikka the Influencer here! [06:09] Masaki     I knew it. SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now [06:10] Masaki     This video... SIGN    This Plain Jane          Can't Stop Talking About Fashion [06:11] Masaki     And this one... [06:13] Masaki     They've all led to more subscribers! [06:20] Masaki     I've got it! [06:22] Masaki     The audience from our shorts think MayoPan     is a group that only does weird stunts. [06:27] Masaki     The gap that comes from that same MayoPan     being up-to-date on the latest trends— [06:31] Masaki     that's what our new viewers are after! [06:37] Masaki     The answer to step two is... SIGN    MayoPan x Trends SIGN    MayoPan x Trends [06:40] Masaki     MayoPan combined with trends! [06:43] Masaki     Eating the hot new gummies... [06:45] Masaki     Using them as cooking ingredients... [06:47] Masaki     With a good grasp on makeup and fashion! [06:50] Masaki     All right! [06:51] Masaki     Now we've completed step two! [06:55] Masaki     Or so I thought... SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    51k subscribers [06:58] Masaki     but it's not working at all. [07:04] Live     Masaki... [07:07] Live     Y-Yay? [07:09] Masaki     Two. [07:10] Live     Two? [07:13] Masaki     From here on, we're doing     two new videos every day! [07:17] Live     Two new videos?! [07:20] Masaki     Uploading two videos every day. [07:22] Masaki     This is how I'll bring us to the next phase! [07:27] Masaki     We need to hit at least 150k subs soon, [07:30] Masaki     or we'll never be able to get     to a million in six months! [07:35] Masaki     That's why... I need to step up. [07:42] Masaki     This is nothing. [07:45] Masaki     I just won't sleep. [07:47] Masaki     Just won't... sleep... [07:51] Masaki     I don't... want to lose them again. [08:09] Masaki     Oh, no! The editing! [08:11] Masaki     Huh? SIGN    Get 1 mil!! [08:35] Live     Good morning. [08:37] Masaki     Did you do this? [08:38] Live     Yep! [08:39] Live     You fell asleep, so I took care of the lot! [08:43] Masaki     Sorry for falling asleep. [08:45] Live     Well? Aren't I amazing? [08:47] Live     Just call me an editing master! [08:50] Masaki     Master? [08:50] Live     From now on, I can take over     editing whenever you want! [08:54] Live     So when you need my help,     feel free to ask anytime! [08:57] Live     After all, you and I make a great pair     that can't be separated! [09:02] Masaki     Get real! [09:03] Live     What? [09:04] Masaki     Editing's not that easy. [09:06] Masaki     You should be using way more     sound effects and BGMs. [09:07] Live     Okay, let's dig in! [09:09] Masaki     And you can trim a lot more     dead space between conversations! SIGN    Taste Test [09:12] Masaki     Be more ruthless, and keep only the      parts that the viewers want to see! [09:17] Masaki     Now I need to redo everything! [09:18] Live     Snap! [09:18] Masaki     Man, I swear! [09:21] Live     Okay, let's dig in! SIGN    Taste Test [09:26] Tokage     Oh! [09:27] Tokage     Check out Fu drooling all over herself! [09:30] Fu     A-Am not! [09:31] Ichiko     She's hiding it! [09:32] Fu     Nuh-uh! [09:33] Tokage     Ichiko, pat her down! [09:35] Ichiko     Yes, boss! [09:36] Fu     Stop it! I'll die of shame! [09:38] Ichiko     Prepare yourself! [09:42] Live     Here I go! [09:44] Live     So good! [09:47] Masaki     Take this part... [09:49] Masaki     and do this... [09:51] Live     Okay, let's dig in! [09:54] Live     So good! [09:56] Masaki     This, this, this, and this can all go away! [10:01] Live     H-Hey... [10:03] Masaki     What? [10:04] Live     F-Frankly speaking, there's no way     you can handle this many videos by yourself. [10:10] Live     Right? So why don't we... [10:11] Masaki     Not a friggin' chance! [10:13] Masaki     You think I can have you     take over after seeing this? [10:16] Masaki     Don't bother! I'll do it all myself! [10:19] Group     What?! [10:21] Tokage     Shoot three videos every day? [10:24] Masaki     It's to save Banpai Manor. [10:27] Tokage     Let me just go ahead and say it. [10:30] Tokage     You're bananas. [10:31] Masaki     Don't complain! SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    52k subscribers [10:37] Masaki     Why? [10:39] Masaki     Why aren't we gaining any subs? [10:41] Masaki     All this hard work, for nothing? [10:51] Live     We don't need that part! [10:53] Ichiko     Why not?! [10:54] Live     We need to trim it down a little more. [10:56] Tokage     Who was that?! [10:57] Masaki     They're still awake? [10:57] Tokage     Who stuffed green chilies in my nostrils?! [11:00] Live     That should wake you up. [11:01] Ichiko     It's a good luck charm! [11:02] Masaki     God, I swear! [11:07] Outlaw     Yeah! [11:08] Outlaw     The Outside Kids Anything Goes     Exposé Livestream Party! [11:12] Outlaw     About time we wrap things up, capisce? [11:14] Sidebrah     Huh?! [11:15] Sidebrah     You're really gonna end it like that? [11:17] Sidebrah     That friggin' sucked! [11:18] Sidebrah     Seriously, "capisce"? [11:19] Fu     They're really foul-mouthed... [11:21] Fu     And yet... [11:24] Fu     How despicable! Don't stop! [11:27] Sidebrah     Hey, my loyal minions watching out there. [11:30] Sidebrah     You'll tune in next time, right? [11:32] Fu     I will! [11:32] Outlaw     And of course you'll listen to our     new song dropping next week, right? [11:35] Fu     Of course! [11:37] Sidebrah     All righty then! [11:38] Group     Signing off, we're the Outside Kids! [11:41] Fu     And I'm an Outside Girl! [11:44] Masaki     What's that mean? [11:49] Masaki     Fu, that's what you're into? News to me. [11:52] Fu     Y-Y-You're mistaken! [11:54] Fu     I just, um, thought I could learn a lot     by watching some top streamers! [11:59] Fu     So, um, well... That is... [12:01] Masaki     Why don't you come down? [12:02] Masaki     You'll catch a cold. [12:03] Fu     Y-Yes. [12:07] Fu     Um, will you tell Live-sama and the others... [12:09] Masaki     My lips are sealed. [12:11] Fu     That's a relief. [12:14] Masaki     Have I been mistaken somehow all along? [12:18] Fu     Masaki-san? [12:21] Masaki     Hey... [12:21] Masaki     Are you subbed to the Outside Kids channel? [12:25] Fu     Y-Yes. [12:27] Fu     I gave them my very first. [12:29] Masaki     Eh? [12:36] Masaki     Okay, so why did you decide to subscribe? [12:40] Fu     W-W-W-Well... [12:41] Fu     Um, um, I mean, well... [12:43] Masaki     Calm down. [12:48] Fu     Because those two were adorbs, perhaps. [12:51] Masaki     Adorbs? [12:53] Fu     Yes. [12:53] Fu     So I wanted to watch more of them     and show my support. [12:58] Fu     That's why I subscribed. [13:01] Fu     Adorbs... Their blood... [13:04] Masaki     Hey. [13:06] Masaki     What exactly about them do you find "adorbs"? [13:09] Fu     That's, um... [13:11] Masaki     Is it their gap?! [13:12] Masaki     It is, right?! [13:13] Masaki     You thought they were scary,     but they ended up being nice. [13:16] Fu     That's a part of it, sure. [13:19] Fu     But their relationship is what's adorbs. [13:22] Masaki     Huh? [13:23] Fu     As they talk to each other,     it slips out sometimes. [13:26] Fu     Their true selves,     not the personas they've built! [13:29] Fu     The moment you get a peek, it's like... [13:34] Fu     Um... [13:38] Fu     I'm out of here! [13:44] Masaki     Adorbs... [13:49] Masaki     Adorbs. [13:51] Masaki     When Hype-Sis blew up,     a lot of comments said the same thing. SIGN    Hyped-Up Sisters Z SIGN    325k subscribers SIGN    Latest Popular Oldest SIGN    It's Boba Time!! SIGN    It's Boba Time!! SIGN    Letting Loose with a Boba Party [14:03] Masaki     Masakichi! [14:04] Kikka     Kicchomu! [14:05] Otomi     Otomin! [14:05] Group     We are Hype-Sis— [14:08] Otomi     Whoa, Masakichi's looks good! [14:10] Otomi     Lemme try some! [14:11] Kikka     You're right! Let me have some, too! [14:12] Masaki     What? Let me think about it. [14:13] Kikka     Huh? What's the big deal? [14:15] Masaki     S-So young... [14:16] Masaki     Hey! [14:17] Kikka     Time for a sip! SIGN    Strawberry Milk     I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!          Rin     Gotta say... just adorbs <3          Satoru     I love hearing the three of you talk          Pudding Parfait     Really dig the laid-back vibes          Hedgehog Girl     Now I want some boba! SIGN    Hedgehog Girl     Now I want some boba!          Eiko Fan     I've totally drank too fast and choked on     the pearls too lolol     Classic milk tea's fine but now I'm curious     about the mango one so I'll try it next time          Annie     You all get along so well~ I'm here for it.          It's Me Hana     So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,     Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting     there with a smile. I could watch it all day.          yufu     literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao SIGN    It's Me Hana     So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,     Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting     there with a smile. I could watch it all day.          yufu     literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao          nanami     i bet it's always a fun time with you three          Bury Me in Whipped Cream     Love that you're just a bunch of friends     who laugh at stupid stuff          Tangerine     I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily     lives of Hype-Sis! SIGN    Tangerine     I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily     lives of Hype-Sis!          Lemon Beer     Love that Kikka looks so stoic but acts     so dumb          Emperor Penguin     Girl on the left is cute.          anna     I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,     and I wanted to watch while drinking some,     so I grabbed some by the station on my     way home!          Thrilling Chondroitin     This video's gonna go big... (who?) SIGN    anna     I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,     and I wanted to watch while drinking some,     so I grabbed some by the station on my     way home!          Thrilling Chondroitin     This video's gonna go big... (who?)          Cocoa     10 min went by in a flash. Way too funny.          Pudding Parfait     You're such good friends, way too     adorbs!!!!!          Ankoro Mochi     I live in the middle of nowhere, so they     don't have boba places here ;w;     So jealous, must be nice.     I'll just have to make do with this video     instead. SIGN    macaron SIGN    macaron_OK SIGN    macaron_origdata1 SIGN    macaron_trimmed SIGN    macaron_liveedit [14:50] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [14:52] Live     Live here! [14:53] Ichiko     Ichiko! [14:54] Fu     Fu. [14:54] Tokage     Tokage! [14:56] Ichiko     For today's video, we're under de-TEN-sion     until we eat all these giant macarons! [15:00] Live     There are more than ten, though. [15:01] Ichiko     So picky! [15:02] Live     Okay, let's dig in! SIGN    Taste Test [15:07] Tokage     Oh! [15:08] Tokage     Check out Fu drooling all over herself! [15:11] Fu     A-Am not! [15:22] Live     Here I go! [15:24] Live     So good! [15:27] Masaki     How stupid. SIGN    Makeover!!     Total Wardrobe Change     for a Filthy Slob SIGN    Makeover!!     Total Wardrobe Change     for a Filthy Slob SIGN    Total Wardrobe Change for a Filthy Slob [15:35] Live     A summer wardrobe for Tokage, our filthy slob! [15:39] Tokage     Yay— SIGN    SHAWL SIGN    SHAWL [15:41] Tokage     S-H-A-W-L... SIGN    Shawl SIGN    Shawl [15:44] Tokage     Shawl! SIGN    She turned out to like it <3 SIGN    She turned out to like it <3 [15:45] Live     That looks great on you! [15:47] Fu     This is this year's— [15:48] Ichiko     I wanna try it on, too! [15:50] Fu     Tre— [15:50] Tokage     Ichiko, these clothes     aren't for little kids to wear. [15:54] Fu     Trend— [15:55] Ichiko     I want to be element, too! [15:57] Live     You mean "elegant." [15:58] Fu     Trend! SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now SIGN    Don't make a mess! SIGN    Don't make a mess! [16:01] Masaki     This one... SIGN    This Plain Jane          Can't Stop Talking About Fashion [16:03] Masaki     And this one... SIGN    °LIVING IT UP° Spending Our Video Earnings on Trendy Items!! SIGN    860k views 2 weeks ago [16:06] Masaki     And this... [16:10] Masaki     Aw, man. [16:18] Ichiko     There! And over here... there! [16:20] Live     No, that's wrong! [16:22] Ichiko     Then... like this? [16:24] Group     That's it. [16:25] Ichiko     I-I did it! [16:29] Tokage     You let your guard down. [16:31] Tokage     A taste of your own wake-up call! [16:33] Ichiko     A maiden's nose is delicate! [16:36] Ichiko     Fu! Grab Tokage! [16:38] Fu     Eh?! [16:41] Ichiko     Stop, Tokage! [16:47] Live     What? [16:49] Masaki     Um... [16:51] Masaki     I've realized something. [16:54] Live     What? [16:56] Masaki     The reason people subscribe to our channel... [17:00] Masaki     It's your... [17:01] Group     Huh? [17:04] Masaki     It's your chemistry and your     true selves that they're into. [17:10] Masaki     I thought I knew that already. [17:13] Masaki     But I panicked all by myself about     trying to quickly gain subscribers. [17:18] Masaki     And soon, I lost sight of everything. [17:20] Masaki     I came up with strategies     based around gaps and trends, [17:23] Masaki     but in the end, I was erasing     all of your best parts. [17:28] Masaki     No wonder our channel wasn't growing. [17:33] Masaki     Those so-called meaningless and pointless bits, [17:36] Masaki     where you laughed, got angry, and worried     while getting along together as friends... [17:42] Masaki     Those were MayoPan's strengths this whole time. [17:46] Masaki     I'm always like this. [17:49] Masaki     When I was with Hype-Sis, [17:51] Masaki     I forged on ahead by myself     because we weren't growing [17:53] Masaki     and ruined our friendship in the process. [17:56] Masaki     It's no surprise that I ended up     getting kicked out. [17:59] Masaki     I'm so stupid. [18:01] Live     That's not— [18:02] Masaki     So I'm sorry. [18:04] Masaki     And that's why starting tomorrow— [18:06] Live     There you go! [18:07] Live     Panicking and going off all by yourself again! [18:11] Live     I've said this before. [18:13] Live     You've got me to help you now, don't you? [18:17] Ichiko     I'm here, too! [18:18] Tokage     So you figured it out, right? [18:20] Tokage     That's great! [18:23] Live     Listen to me. [18:24] Live     Starting now, let's all work together! [18:28] Live     Instead of panicking by yourself,     we can all panic together! [18:32] Live     And, well... [18:33] Live     We tried editing this one more time as a group. [18:38] Ichiko     I put in all sorts of text! [18:40] Tokage     You messed up a ton of kanji, though. [18:42] Fu     I-I handled the BGMs. [18:46] Masaki     You were working on this the whole time? [18:50] Live     We're still pretty bad at it. [18:52] Live     Masaki, lean on us a little more from now on. [18:56] Live     We'll be depending on you as well. [18:58] Live     It's not MayoPan without all of us! [19:01] Live     Got it? [19:14] Masaki     I will. [19:19] Masaki     In that case, without further ado... [19:22] Masaki     Can we shoot a video? [19:29] Masaki     And so, let's get started! [19:31] Tokage     And so, what? Give us a rundown! [19:33] Masaki     "Talking It Out in the Bath!" [19:35] Masaki     Didn't I tell you? [19:36] Masaki     What's important is your chemistry! [19:39] Masaki     Forget about clothes, makeup,     ideas, and the camera, [19:42] Masaki     and show us all your true selves! [19:44] Fu     I already took a bath. [19:47] Ichiko     You're totally doing this for the numbers! [19:49] Masaki     Numbers are what we need! [19:51] Masaki     Besides, Ichiko... [19:52] Masaki     You'll be covered with an on-screen strawberry     from start to finish, so don't sweat it! [19:56] Ichiko     Why do you have to cover me up?! [19:59] Masaki     So that our channel doesn't get banned! [20:01] Ichiko     I'm a hundred and ten! [20:03] Masaki     Quiet! [20:03] Masaki     You want to save Banpai Manor, don't you? [20:05] Masaki     Give it up and pretend you're wearing     that strawberry costume you wanted! [20:08] Masaki     C'mon! [20:09] Masaki     Quit your yapping and let's get filming! [20:11] Masaki     Okay! Ready, start! [20:13] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [20:15] Live     Mayonaka Punch! Live here! [20:18] Live     Today's video is "Talking It Out in the Bath!" [20:21] Tokage     Hold on. We've been living     together for ages already. [20:24] Tokage     There's nothing for us to talk about anymore. SIGN    I have a funny story for you [20:26] Live     Oh, really? [20:28] Live     Then I'll start... [20:30] Live     I have something funny we can talk about. SIGN    Fu loves the Outside Kids!! [20:34] Fu     Wait— [20:34] Live     Fu's a huge fan of the Outside Kids! [20:37] Ichiko     I've heard of them! [20:39] Ichiko     The NewTubers who wear shampoo hats! [20:41] Tokage     Oh, is that why you love taking baths? [20:45] Tokage     What do you see in that pair of phony,     empty-headed bell peppers, anyway? [20:52] Fu     D-Don't make fun of the Outside Kids! [21:07] Masaki     Hell yeah! SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    101k subscribers [21:08] Masaki     I guess everyone got a good     taste of MayoPan's chemistry! SIGN    Girls' Talk in the Bath SIGN    Girls' Talk in the Bath [21:11] Fu     No way! [21:12] Fu     It's totally just because we were naked! [21:14] Fu     Are you really okay with such cheap tactics?! [21:16] Tokage     Well, be that as it may, now we can     go back to one video per day. [21:20] Masaki     Wait a second! [21:22] Masaki     We should keep putting out three— [21:23] Live     Masaki. [21:26] Masaki     Well, you're right. [21:28] Masaki     I want to shoot plenty of     your pointless moments. [21:31] Ichiko     The goal for step two was     100k subscribers, wasn't it? [21:34] Ichiko     So we can finally move on! [21:36] Masaki     Yep. [21:37] Masaki     Step three is... [21:39] Masaki     Collabs with big names. [21:41] Fu     Collabs? [21:42] Masaki     I took a long shot and sent out messages     to several people asking for a collab. [21:48] Masaki     No way! [21:49] Live     What's up? [21:50] Masaki     An invitation to a NewTuber festival? SIGN    TSUMA-shi          To the members of Mayonaka Punch          Hello. My apologies for the     unsolicited message.     My name is TSUMA-shi,     and I post videos on NewTube.     I'm writing to you today to     discuss a business opportunity.          I will be hosting a NewTuber festival     event (TSUMA FES Extreme),     and currently, I'm reaching out     to a number of content creators to... SIGN    Fu     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight [23:25] Masaki     Wh-Whoa! No way! SIGN    TSUMA-shi SIGN    TSUMA-shi SIGN    Legendary streamer     known as the Stream God [23:26] Masaki     TSUMA-shi himself?! [23:27] Fu     Masaki-san, you had a fave as well! [23:28] Masaki     Oh, Fu! [23:29] Masaki     Look, it's the Outside Kids! [23:30] Fu     What?! [23:30] Masaki     But behind them is... TSUMA-shi in the flesh?! [23:35] Group     Next time: "Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!" SIGN    Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme! [23:37] Fu     I-I've got an extreme case of the nerves! E8 - Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Live     We won't get another chance like this! [00:16] Live     So let's enjoy it! [00:17] Ichiko     Nervous? [00:18] Ichiko     Pft! In your dreams! [00:21] Fu     Finally, the Outside Kids... [00:23] Fu     I-I mean, I'll do my best! [00:25] Tokage     I'm walking on asphalt. [00:29] Tokage     What of it?! [00:31] Masaki     Okay. [00:32] Masaki     Let's go, MayoPan! SIGN    Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme! [02:12] Staff 1     Making final batten height adjustments! [02:16] Masaki     The road to one million subscribers... [02:19] Masaki     Step three: collabing with famous streamers! [02:25] Stage Director     TSUMA-shi-san, how's it look? [02:26] TSUMA-shi     Extremely good! SIGN    TSUMA-shi SIGN    TSUMA-shi SIGN    Legendary streamer     known as the Stream God [02:28] Narrator     TSUMA-shi! [02:30] Narrator     The legendary streamer known as the Stream God! [02:32] Masaki     And we even get to collab     with my hero, TSUMA-shi-san! SIGN    MayoPan [02:39] Masaki     Okay, all eyes on me! [02:41] Masaki     Here's the rundown! SIGN    Mayonaka Punch [02:42] Masaki     The event is split up into two parts! [02:43] Masaki     Part one is the collab segments! [02:45] Masaki     Part two is our original performance! [02:48] Masaki     We'll get everyone's attention during     the collab performances in part one, [02:50] Masaki     and then unveil a song as MayoPan for     our original performance in part two! [02:53] Masaki     Followed by a music video going up     on our channel right after the event! [02:57] Masaki     A perfect plan to double our subscribers! [03:01] Staff 2     All TSUMA FES participants,     please gather in the main green room! [03:05] Masaki     Okay, let's go! SIGN    Main Green Room [03:08] Live     We're MayoPan! [03:10] Live     Thanks for having us today! [03:12] Group     Thank you! SIGN    Isn't that Masakichi? SIGN    Oh, the former Hype-Sis member? SIGN    Hype-Sis [03:18] TSUMA-shi     MayoPan! [03:19] TSUMA-shi     Glad to have you here! [03:21] TSUMA-shi     Thanks for coming! [03:22] Masaki     U-Um, th-thank you kindly for      giving us this opportunity today— [03:26] TSUMA-shi     There's nothing I love more     than seeing fresh talent grow! [03:29] TSUMA-shi     Let's get along and have fun     making today's event a success! [03:34] Masaki     So precious... [03:35] Masaki     Ah, shoot. [03:37] Masaki     Gotta introduce ourselves. [03:39] Masaki     Y-You two are... [03:41] Salami     Taromaru and Salamin!     We'll be your emcees for tonight! SIGN    F. Taromaru SIGN    F. Taromaru SIGN    [Muscle Channel     with F. Taromaru] SIGN    Muscle-building streamer     popular with thirty-somethings     for his "No-Sweat Workouts." [03:44] Narrator     F. Taromaru! [03:45] Narrator     A muscle-building streamer popular with     thirty-somethings for his "No-Sweat Workouts"! SIGN     SIGN    Chats about the mundane with a unique sense for words.     Beauty streamer popular with women in her age group. SIGN    Salami N. Cappuccino SIGN    Salami N. Cappuccino [03:49] Narrator     Salami N. Cappuccino! [03:51] Narrator     A beauty streamer popular with     women in the same age group! [03:54] Masaki     Salamin! [03:55] Masaki     I watch you so much,     my phone screen might crack! [03:57] Salami     That stare of yours is like a destroyer! [04:00] Taromaru     Let's see. First up, for the music collab... [04:02] Fu     That'd be me! [04:03] Taromaru     Oh, Fu-san! [04:05] Taromaru     You're raring to go! [04:06] Fu     Th-This collab is a dream come true for me! [04:08] Taromaru     Mm-hmm. [04:09] Salami     Well, about your collab partners... [04:13] Fu     Dang... [04:14] Taromaru     What?! [04:15] Taromaru     Outlaw and Sidebrah from the Outside Kids     are a no-show for the music collab?! [04:19] TSUMA-shi     So sorry! [04:20] Fu     N-No way... [04:22] Fu     Huh? [04:23] Fu     Then what about the parts     sung by the Outside Kids? [04:26] Shura     If they're not here,     we'll have to split them between us. SIGN    Shura SIGN    Shura SIGN    Female singer renowned for the contrast     between her beautiful singing and     intense screams. Her most-watched     video boasts over 40 million views! [04:31] Narrator     Shura! [04:33] Narrator     The female singer renowned for the contrast [04:35] Narrator     between her beautiful singing     and intense screams! [04:37] Shura     It's just us two. Bring it on. [04:40] Fu     Nice to meet you— [04:41] Group     Whoo! [04:42] Salami     The game collab is with these whoopers! [04:44] Group     Whoo! [04:45] Group     Nice to meet you, Tokage-san! SIGN    Juwa-chan SIGN    Juwa-chan SIGN         Solo entertainer popular for ultra-wacky     slapstick variety segments. Ugly-cute     Juwa-chan merch is hot amongst     grade schoolers. [04:46] Narrator     Juwa-chan! [04:48] Narrator     A solo entertainer popular for his     ultra-wacky slapstick variety segments! [04:52] Narrator     Electric Eel Energy! SIGN    Electric Eel Energy SIGN    Electric Eel Energy SIGN    Variety channel by a two-man unit. High-frequency,     high-quality videos guaranteed to split your sides.     The members are Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel. [04:53] Narrator     A high-frequency, high-quality variety channel, [04:56] Narrator     run by the duo of     Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel! [04:58] Tokage     I try so hard to avoid people like them. SIGN    Daifuku [05:03] Daifuku Minister     Care for some daifuku? [05:04] Daifuku Minister     Whoo! [05:06] Garden Eel     Busting out the daifuku already?! [05:07] Group     Tokage-san, let's have fun today! [05:09] Group     Whoo! [05:10] Tokage     Whoo... [05:12] Salami     And for the cooking collab... [05:14] Cast Iron Ken     Hey, there. I'm Cast Iron Ken. SIGN         Culinary specialist     who lives by the motto,     "Everyday cooking should be     tasty, fun, and easy!" SIGN    Cast Iron Ken SIGN    Cast Iron Ken [05:16] Narrator     Cast Iron Ken! [05:18] Narrator     A culinary specialist who lives by the motto, [05:20] Narrator     "Everyday cooking     should be tasty, fun, and easy!" [05:23] Ichiko     I'm Ichiko from MayoPan! [05:25] Ichiko     Um, your stuffed bell peppers     really blew my mind! [05:29] Cast Iron Ken     They don't fall apart, right? [05:30] Cast Iron Ken     You're amazing too, Ichiko-chan,     always making such huge portions. [05:34] Cast Iron Ken     How long have you been cooking? [05:36] Ichiko     About a hundred years! [05:37] Cast Iron Ken     A hundred years? [05:39] Masaki     Huh? [05:39] Masaki     Live, where's your quiz collab     partner, Plumb Wrong Logic? [05:46] Plumb Wrong Logic     Let's see, Pochi-san's comment... [05:48] Plumb Wrong Logic     "The venue hall for today      looks quite run-down." [05:52] Plumb Wrong Logic     "Plumb Wrong Logic-san,     are you worried about a leaky roof?" [05:55] Plumb Wrong Logic     Well, it's true that run-down pipes     present a leaking risk, [05:58] Plumb Wrong Logic     but since it's not raining— SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic SIGN    Construction streamer     who debates current affairs     while performing plumbing work [05:59] Narrator     Plumb Wrong Logic! [06:01] Narrator     A construction streamer who debates current     affairs while performing plumbing work! [06:05] Plumb Wrong Logic     You see, not a lot of people know this, but... [06:07] Live     Plumb Wrong Logic-san, nice to meet— [06:09] Plumb Wrong Logic     Oh, Live-san, my collab partner. [06:10] Plumb Wrong Logic     Nice to meet you. [06:12] Plumb Wrong Logic     PVC pipes are made of     polyvinyl chloride, are they not? [06:13] Taromaru     Everyone! [06:15] Taromaru     We've got bottles of Mastamin Z     from our sponsor, AZO Pharma! [06:19] Salami     Let's get pumped with heels for this show! [06:25] Yuki     Vampires pretending to be     humans for an event... [06:28] Yuki     I swear, they're such a handful! [06:30] Girl Mob 1     What, seriously?! [06:32] Girl Mob 1     Hey, look at this! [06:33] Girl Mob 1     This online news article is wild! [06:35] Girl Mob 2     Wait, that's Plumb Wrong Logic! [06:37] Pien     Outlaw... Sidebrah... [06:46] Announcer     Three! Two! One! [06:57] TSUMA-shi     Yes, I do. [06:58] Group     Yes, I do! [07:00] TSUMA-shi     How do you do? [07:02] Group     How do you do! [07:03] TSUMA-shi     Hey, everyone! TSUMA-shi here! [07:07] TSUMA-shi     Welcome to my TSUMA FES! [07:14] TSUMA-shi     Without further ado, let's have     our participants take the stage! [07:17] TSUMA-shi     First, introducing our two emcees! [07:21] TSUMA-shi     F. Taromaru and Salami N. Cappuccino! [07:24] Taromaru     Sponsored by AZO Pharma's Mastamin Z! [07:29] Salami     Open it to be hit with the bubble fizz     of its strong carbonation! [07:32] Group     Strong carbonation! [07:33] TSUMA-shi     Next, the singer you all know and love, Shura! [07:34] Masaki     It's starting! [07:35] Masaki     I'm so nervous! [07:38] Masaki     But now that it's underway,     we just have to get through it! [07:38] TSUMA-shi     Let's keep 'em coming!     Ken, the culinary expert! [07:41] TSUMA-shi     The construction streamer, Plumb Wrong Logic! [07:41] Masaki     It's up to you now! Live! Ichiko! Fu! Tokage! [07:46] TSUMA-shi     And now, the new, up-and-coming channel! [07:49] TSUMA-shi     Mayonaka Punch! [07:53] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [07:55] Live     Mayonaka Punch! [07:57] Live     Let's have a blast today! [08:01] Yuki     I feel like a parent     watching their kid's school play! [08:05] TSUMA-shi     Now that we've wrapped up the intros... [08:08] TSUMA-shi     TSUMA FES Extreme! [08:10] TSUMA-shi     Bomber! [08:12] Group     Bomber! [08:15] Taromaru     TSUMA FES Extreme is finally underway! [08:18] Taromaru     From here on out,     your emcees will be me, Taromaru... [08:22] Salami     And me, Salamin! [08:24] Taromaru     Our first segment is... the music collab! [08:26] Salami     Sing along with mi sol la si do! [08:29] Taromaru     But unfortunately, well... [08:31] Salami     The Outside Kids are a no-show. [08:36] Salami     I did the same thing     for a part-time job once. [08:40] Salami     But this and that are different stories. SIGN    Music Collab!! SIGN    Music Collab!! SIGN     Let's Sing Those Timeless Hits [08:43] Salami     Now then, here are Fu     and Shura in their first collab. [08:46] Salami     Take it away. [09:02] Fu     S-Such intensity! [09:05] Fu     Ah, I need to sing... [09:17] Fu     Was the audience this big before? [09:21] Fu     Huh? [09:22] Fu     Huh? Where in the song are... [09:28] Fu     Huh? [09:29] Taromaru     Okay! [09:29] Taromaru     For our next collab... SIGN    Game Collab!! SIGN    Game Collab!! SIGN     This Ball & Chain is Nothing!     Red Light, Green Light [09:33] Taromaru     A super-heavyweight game     of Red Light, Green Light! [09:36] Salami     No life comes without shackles! [09:39] Masaki     Ichiko, you're up soon, so go wait off stage! [09:42] Ichiko     Roger! [09:42] Taromaru     The winner will be the first person     who touches TSUMA-shi! [09:45] Garden Eel     So heavy... [09:47] Salami     All for me, one for me! [09:49] TSUMA-shi     Okay, here we go! [09:51] TSUMA-shi     Green light! [09:53] Taromaru     None of the contestants are budging! [09:55] Taromaru     A 30-kg weight is no joke! [09:55] Salami     Tokage-san! [09:57] TSUMA-shi     Red light! [10:00] TSUMA-shi     Green light... [10:02] Salami     Are you okay? [10:03] Tokage     Those whooping frat boys are a bit much. [10:05] Group     Hold it right there! [10:07] Taromaru     C-C-C-Could those voices be... [10:09] Taromaru     The Outside Kids, Outlaw and Sidebrah! [10:14] Fu     What?! [10:17] Taromaru     A last-minute entry     after ditching the music collab! [10:21] TSUMA-shi     Green light, red light! [10:22] Group     Stop! [10:23] TSUMA-shi     Huh? Do we have more people? [10:25] TSUMA-shi     Sure, why not? [10:26] TSUMA-shi     Green light... [10:27] Taromaru     The game goes on! [10:28] Salami     And they don't have chains! [10:30] TSUMA-shi     Red, red, red... [10:30] Outlaw     The two of us have always... [10:32] Sidebrah     ...gone outside what's common sense! [10:34] Tokage     Oh, snap! [10:39] TSUMA-shi     Light! [10:41] Tokage     I'm first! [10:43] Taromaru     M-My word! [10:44] Taromaru     With speed that defies common sense,     MayoPan's Tokage is first! [10:48] Tokage     Number one! [10:49] Group     Why did you use your powers?! [10:51] Outlaw     Defying common sense?! [10:53] Sidebrah     That's one hell of an understatement! [10:56] Group     Tokage! [10:59] Group     Love... [11:02] Salami     Dearie me. [11:03] Taromaru     The Outside Kids have suddenly made     confessions of love to Tokage! [11:08] Yuki     So loud! [11:09] Pien     She'll pay. [11:11] Yuki     Huh? [11:13] Taromaru     Okay, let's move on to the next segment. SIGN    Judge [11:16] TSUMA-shi     I want to eat something yummy! [11:19] Taromaru     Cooking Collab: SIGN    Cooking Collab!! SIGN    Cooking Collab!! SIGN     How Will This Combination Taste? [11:20] Taromaru     How Will This Combination Taste? [11:23] Salami     Each chef will pick one card with a dish. [11:25] Salami     Combine the two culinary creations to     complete an outrageously good meal. [11:31] Group     This one! SIGN    Mapo Tofu [11:32] Ichiko     This is... [11:34] Group     Okay! [11:35] Group     Let's get cooking! [11:37] Taromaru     Now, then, Ken's already     starting to prep his ingredients. [11:41] Taromaru     How about Ichiko? [11:43] Taromaru     She's deep in thought     while staring at the ingredients. [11:50] Taromaru     Whoa! Where's Ichiko off to?! [11:53] Taromaru     Is MayoPan's Ichiko running     for her life off the stage?! [11:56] Masaki     What is she doing?! [12:00] Masaki     Ichiko! [12:03] Masaki     Where did you go?! [12:06] Masaki     For the love of... [12:07] Ichiko     I'm back! [12:09] Ichiko     I was missing some ingredients,     so I went to buy them! [12:12] Masaki     Hurry up and get back out there! [12:14] Taromaru     Cast Iron Ken's working that wok like a pro! [12:17] Ichiko     Sorry to keep you waiting! [12:18] Taromaru     Oh, Ichiko has returned! [12:21] Taromaru     Where have you been, Ichiko? [12:23] Masaki     Sheesh. [12:24] Masaki     I would have gone instead if she'd asked. [12:28] Masaki     I'm back. [12:29] Live     There you are, alien tacos! [12:33] Live     Amigo! [12:34] Masaki     Live? [12:36] Live     I'll take care of you lot! [12:39] Masaki     Huh? [12:42] Live     A tortilla punch?! [12:45] Live     Not-cho fast! [12:52] Masaki     Don't tell me... SIGN         Mastamin     Mastamin concentrate     Honey     Garlic     Garlic extract     Citric acid SIGN    Vitamin B2     Royal jelly     Guarana extract     Caffeine [12:55] Taromaru     Okay! [12:56] Taromaru     Both chefs have completed their dish! [12:58] Taromaru     First up, Cast Iron Ken! [13:02] Taromaru     It's fried rice! [13:04] Taromaru     Now that looks good! [13:05] Taromaru     Let's see what Ichiko's whipped up! [13:08] Ichiko     It might not have set yet, but... [13:10] Taromaru     A perfect complement, mapo tofu— [13:12] Taromaru     A-Almond tofu?! [13:14] Salami     Almond tofu?! SIGN    Milk SIGN    Milk SIGN    Milk SIGN    Milk [13:17] Ichiko     There wasn't any milk! [13:19] Taromaru     Sorry, but your dish was mapo tofu! [13:22] Ichiko     What?! [13:26] Fu     I bombed the song,     and Tokage-san stole my faves. [13:30] Tokage     I've been instilled with fear and trauma. [13:32] Ichiko     I misread the kanji and made the wrong dish. [13:35] Tokage     You're fine! The crowd loved it! [13:37] Ichiko     Mapo... Mapo... [13:38] Staff 2     Live-san from MayoPan! [13:40] Staff 2     It's time for your performance,     so please come right away! [13:43] Masaki     No choice now. [13:45] Masaki     Live, let's go! [13:48] Taromaru     Time for the quiz collab! SIGN    Yukichi Survivor     Reia SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic SIGN    Live SIGN    Quiz Collab!! SIGN    Quiz Collab!! SIGN     Lightning Fast! 100-Question Quiz in 10 Minutes [13:50] Salami     A hundred questions in ten minutes     to make the emcees cry! [13:53] Salami     Six seconds per question? No way! [13:56] Taromaru     Plumb Wrong Logic-san,     how are you feeling about this quiz? [14:00] Taromaru     Plumb Wrong Logic-san? [14:02] Taromaru     Oh, looks like he's clammed up from nerves. [14:04] Masaki     Put away those wings. [14:04] Taromaru     Why don't we just say he's all fired up? [14:07] Masaki     Don't fly. Promise me you won't fly. [14:10] Taromaru     Okay, it's just about time we get started... [14:13] Masaki     All right, then go on! [14:15] Taromaru     Oh, here's Live-san from MayoPan! [14:19] Live     Hi-yah! [14:20] Group     That moron! [14:21] Group     She's flying?! [14:25] Taromaru     M-MayoPan's Live, with an explosive entrance! [14:29] Taromaru     Time to start our lightning-fast quiz! [14:32] Masaki     Don't fly, don't fly, don't fly! [14:33] Masaki     Don't you fly again! [14:34] Masaki     If you get kicked out, there goes     our last chance to make a comeback! [14:37] Masaki     What do I do?! [14:39] Taromaru     Okay, question number one! [14:41] Taromaru     Known as the "abalone of the fields,"     what's TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable? [14:45] Taromaru     Go ahead, Plumb Wrong Logic-san. [14:47] Plumb Wrong Logic     I sincerely apologize for my actions! [14:49] Taromaru     Too bad. [14:50] Taromaru     TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable is     zha cai, not an apology! [14:53] Salami     Taro-chan, look. [14:55] Taromaru     Hm? SIGN    Top > NewTuber Roundup > NewTuber Scandals SIGN    Affair Uncovered!! SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic, NewTuber With Over     1.6 Million Subscribers, Found Cheating [14:56] Taromaru     An apology was the right answer! [14:58] Plumb Wrong Logic     I truly have nothing to say for myself! [15:00] Crowd 1     Get out! [15:02] Crowd 2     Don't ruin this event! [15:04] Masaki     What a mess. [15:06] Masaki     Live, just get through this somehow! [15:12] Masaki     Not good! [15:13] Masaki     She's gonna float up! [15:15] Staff 3     The Plumb-san news is real, huh? [15:17] Staff 4     What does this mean for the quiz collab? [15:21] Masaki     That's it! [15:22] Masaki     Let me borrow that! [15:24] Staff 3     What? H-Hey! [15:26] Masaki     Here. [15:27] Ichiko     What's that? [15:29] Masaki     Hang this rope down from the ceiling! [15:31] Ichiko     Hang down? Ceiling? [15:33] Masaki     Don't talk back! Just do it! [15:34] Tokage     Okay, Ichiko, let's go. [15:36] Ichiko     Okay. [15:37] Masaki     Fu, you'll turn into a bat and get behind Live, [15:40] Masaki     hook the rope onto her, [15:42] Masaki     and then hold her down so she doesn't fly up. [15:44] Fu     What?! [15:45] Masaki     Pull her down from below     so she doesn't fly away, [15:47] Masaki     and even if she does,     we can explain it away with the rope! [15:50] Fu     Th-That's absurd! [15:51] Masaki     Okay, bat time! [15:52] Fu     What? [15:55] Plumb Wrong Logic     I'm really, truly sorry for what I've done! [15:59] Masaki     Now! [16:09] Masaki     All right! [16:10] Masaki     Now we should be fine either way! [16:13] Taromaru     Ten minutes have passed! [16:15] Taromaru     Time's up! [16:17] Salami     We'll have to save the other ninety-nine     questions for some other day! [16:19] Masaki     No way! [16:20] Masaki     Our comeback chance! [16:23] Ichiko     Milk does get rid of garlic odor, but... [16:26] Ichiko     we're talking almond tofu fried rice here! [16:28] Masaki     Anything's worth a shot at this point. [16:34] Live     The almond tofu and fried rice     are happily having an affair. [16:37] Live     That's the dream I had. [16:43] Masaki     Yes? [16:45] TSUMA-shi     Sorry to intrude. [16:46] Masaki     TSUMA-shi-san?! [16:47] Masaki     Um, I'm sorry for how Live acted earlier... [16:50] TSUMA-shi     No, I should be the one apologizing! [16:53] TSUMA-shi     So sorry about Plumb Wrong Logic! [16:55] TSUMA-shi     He ruined Live's first time on stage! [16:57] Masaki     TSUMA-shi-san! Don't— [16:58] TSUMA-shi     Non! [17:01] TSUMA-shi     I'll get the crowd fired up for part two! [17:03] TSUMA-shi     Let's make it an extremely great time together! [17:07] Masaki     Yes! [17:08] TSUMA-shi     See you! [17:14] Live     Masaki? [17:15] Masaki     TSUMA-shi-san's doing so much for us, [17:18] Masaki     but we haven't managed to do anything! [17:20] Masaki     We can't go back like this! [17:22] Masaki     Not on my watch! [17:24] Masaki     We'll make sure our song     as MayoPan is a success! [17:30] Masaki     Let's make it a stellar performance! [17:34] Masaki     Go, MayoPan! [17:36] Group     Yeah! [17:38] Crowd 1     Huh, what? [17:39] Crowd 2     A blackout? [17:40] TSUMA-shi     Sorry, everyone! [17:41] TSUMA-shi     Looks like we lost power! [17:44] TSUMA-shi     We're looking into what caused it,     so be patient for a little longer! [17:48] Group     Okay! [17:48] Garden Eel     Why'd the power go out? [17:49] Daifuku Minister     My house lost power once from a water leak. [17:52] Daifuku Minister     The pipes rusted away. [17:55] Masaki     We might be able to fix the blackout. [17:57] Live     What? [17:57] Masaki     I'll go take care of it! [17:59] Live     But how? [18:00] TSUMA-shi     Be careful in the dark     or you could hurt yourself! [18:09] Masaki     Don't you want to redeem your reputation? [18:12] Group     That's asking for a lot! [18:14] Live     It's fine, it's fine! [18:15] Live     The least we can do is try! [18:18] Plumb Wrong Logic     A short circuit? [18:20] Masaki     That's right! [18:21] Masaki     There might be a leak in this run-down venue! [18:25] Masaki     I'm gonna make the crowd     hear their song, no matter what! [18:30] Masaki     Look! There! [18:32] Plumb Wrong Logic     That's not related to the power outage. [18:35] Masaki     Why not? [18:35] Plumb Wrong Logic     There's no circuitry near that leak. [18:38] Plumb Wrong Logic     That's plumb wrong logic. [18:39] Masaki     Screw you! [18:41] Masaki     What now, then?! [18:42] Yuki     Yukirinko knows who did it! [18:44] Masaki     Huh? [18:46] Yuki     Mastamin Z! [18:49] TSUMA-shi     It's no use. [18:50] TSUMA-shi     Let's call it off. [18:51] Group     What?! [18:52] TSUMA-shi     We can't keep the audience      waiting any longer. [18:55] Live     TSUMA-shi-san! [18:57] Masaki     Hey! There's no one here! [19:00] Yuki     Whazzis? [19:01] Yuki     Found a cute ribbon! [19:14] Masaki     Under there? [19:14] Yuki     Ribbon-san, are you trying     to rack up views, too? [19:19] Pien     Are Outlaw and Sidebrah coming? [19:22] Live     We'll sing! [19:23] TSUMA-shi     You can't be serious! [19:25] TSUMA-shi     There's no audio or lighting! [19:26] Live     It's fine! [19:28] Live     Our Masaki will figure it out! [19:30] Live     Besides, even without a mic, I'm pretty loud. [19:34] Live     We'll go ahead without mics! [19:36] Tokage     And if it doesn't work out, we'll beg on our     knees, or stomachs, or whatever you want. [19:42] Tokage     How 'bout it? Will you gamble on us? [19:44] Outlaw     You said it, Tokage-nee-san! [19:50] TSUMA-shi     Okay. [19:52] TSUMA-shi     Let's give it a shot, then! [19:54] TSUMA-shi     TSUMA FES Extreme... [19:56] TSUMA-shi     Bomber! [19:58] Masaki     Ow! [19:59] Masaki     That hurts, damn it! [20:00] Pien     Yes, this will mean it never happened. [20:03] Pien     Even if it was scripted,     that confession is just too awful. [20:05] Masaki     Hey, wait! That cable! [20:05] Pien     I'll be the one to protect those two! [20:07] Masaki     Hand it over already! [20:08] Taromaru     Thank you all so, so much for your patience! [20:12] Salami     I know it's still dark,     but we're starting the second half! [20:15] Taromaru     First up on stage will be... [20:17] Group     Mayonaka Punch! [20:28] Masaki     Let go already! [20:30] Pien     I won't let anyone get in the way of our love! [20:53] Yuki     Keep it up! Keep it up! [20:54] Masaki     Stop tripping and help me, you old fart! [20:56] Pien     I'll be the one to save the two of them! [21:15] Masaki     We've worked so hard preparing for today! [21:29] Masaki     We need people like you      to hit the subscribe button, [21:33] Masaki     so we've spent countless hours      coming up with ideas! [22:00] Masaki     I swear... [22:02] Masaki     I was the one who wanted to see it the most. [23:22] Masaki     Huh? [23:25] Ichiko     Today's event got us even closer     to one million subs! [23:27] Tokage     Now I can finally upsize my beef bowls! [23:29] Ichiko     That's right! You can even add an egg! [23:31] Tokage     An egg?! [23:31] Ichiko     With tonjiru on the side! [23:32] Tokage     Tonjiru! [23:33] Group     Next time: "Welcome.     This Is Your New Family Home!" SIGN    Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home! [23:36] Ichiko     Order up! One large, add an egg and tonjiru! [23:38] Tokage     The big dream I've waited for! E9 - Welcome. This Is Your Family Home Now! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Masaki     Huh? [00:15] Masaki     Back then, why did I... [00:42] Sakura     Good morning. SIGN    Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home! [02:20] Ichiko     Good morning from the dead of night! [02:23] Ichiko     Mayonaka Punch! [02:24] Ichiko     Ichiko! [02:25] Ichiko     Ding! [02:26] Ichiko     How does MayoPan spend a     week-long extended break? [02:30] Ichiko     Vlog day two! [02:32] Ichiko     For my day off today... [02:35] Ichiko     Behold! Meal prep! [02:40] Ichiko     Is this a good angle? [02:46] Ichiko     Oh, that's perfect! [02:48] Tokage     Seriously? [02:49] Tokage     With Masaki gone, I thought we'd have     a week off from shooting videos. [02:54] Fu     Well, not exactly. [02:56] Fu     Masaki-san told us to film what      we do while we're on vacation. [03:00] Tokage     A vacation that we have to film     doesn't count as a vacation! [03:03] Fu     B-But we only have three months left     until Mother's deadline. [03:08] Fu     After taking part in that     festival and doing collabs, [03:10] Fu     we've finally hit 400k subscribers. [03:13] Fu     We can't be taking a break     at a time like this... [03:18] Tokage     I'm sacrificing my beauty sleep     to work my butt off here! [03:21] Tokage     I think I deserve a little praise! [03:23] Fu     I-I'm also... [03:24] Ichiko     Stop! [03:26] Tokage     Oh, you were still awake? [03:28] Ichiko     The more footage we have, the better. [03:31] Fu     W-Were we disrupting you? [03:33] Ichiko     You two. [03:35] Ichiko     You're stepping on Live-sama. [03:39] Fu     She seems awfully upset. [03:41] Tokage     Snap out of it already. [03:43] Ichiko     Live-sama, are you still alive? SIGN    Masaki <3 [03:53] Live     Masaki! [03:54] Live     I miss you! [03:56] Masaki     You know it's only been two days. [03:58] Masaki     How's today's footage? [03:58] Live     Well, I finished making cuts,     but it's a little long. [04:03] Masaki     Okay. [04:04] Masaki     I'll trim it down where I can     when I add the captions. [04:07] Live     I'll send what I have, then. [04:09] Masaki     Thanks. See you. [04:10] Live     Oh, how's your mom? [04:11] Live     Is she okay? [04:12] Masaki     It was her appendix. [04:14] Masaki     She'll be out of the hospital in a week. [04:16] Live     Oh, that's a relief! [04:18] Masaki     Sorry to duck out at such a critical time. [04:20] Live     No, it's not your fault. [04:22] Live     It sure is lonely without you here, though. [04:26] Live     Masaki, I really do— [04:29] Masaki     Well, see you. [04:33] Tokage     We should go to sleep soon. [04:35] Ichiko     We'll start shooting again when the sun sets. [04:38] Fu     Good night. [04:43] Masaki     How do I deal with this? [04:48] Sakura     I would have been fine on my own for a week. [04:51] Masaki     What? [04:52] Sakura     If you were busy with NewTube stuff,     you didn't have to come home. [04:56] Masaki     What could I do? [04:58] Masaki     Mom asked me to come back. [05:02] Sakura     My precious winter break... [05:03] Sakura     I would have less chores      to do if I were alone. [05:08] Masaki     I-I was gonna clean that up later. [05:11] Sakura     If I were alone in the house, [05:13] Sakura     I could blast dance music every night     while busting out my sick moves. [05:17] Masaki     What? [05:18] Sakura     I'll handle the laundry,     so do the dishes at least. [05:21] Masaki     Hey, hold it right there. [05:23] Sakura     What? [05:24] Masaki     Sakura, do you watch NewTube? [05:29] Sakura     A little. [05:30] Masaki     Can you take a look at this? [05:47] Sakura     Still images? [05:48] Masaki     Videos. [05:51] Masaki     I asked them to shoot vlogs on their days off, [05:53] Masaki     but all I get back is stuff like this! [05:57] Masaki     They're a real wacky bunch, so I thought     they'd be entertaining on their days off, too. [06:02] Masaki     But if I trash this footage,     we won't have a video for tomorrow. [06:05] Masaki     Uploading every day is a must! [06:07] Masaki     What do I do? [06:09] Sakura     I mean, it does feel like     a realistic day off, but... [06:12] Sakura     It's boring. [06:21] Ichiko     How does MayoPan spend a      week-long extended break? [06:25] Ichiko     Vlog! [06:26] Ichiko     Today, we're going on a drive to the     best spot to enjoy a nighttime view! [06:31] Group     Yay! [06:33] Live     The catch: we have to eat at every     drive-through we come across. [06:36] Live     Will our stomachs hold out until     we reach our scenic destination? [06:41] Live     We'll shoot some amazing footage to use! [06:44] Masaki     That's the spot! [06:46] Sakura     You're stiff as a board. [06:48] Masaki     Is it that bad? [06:51] Sakura     Can I stop now? [06:52] Masaki     Not yet! A little more! [06:56] Masaki     Don't stop! [06:58] Sakura     I don't trust you when you say "a little more." [07:00] Masaki     What? [07:01] Sakura     You kept saying, "C'mon, just a little more," [07:03] Sakura     and then you'd eaten all my ice cream. [07:05] Masaki     How long ago was that? [07:07] Sakura     Literally yesterday. [07:11] Masaki     Coming. [07:13] Masaki     Huh? Why? [07:15] Live     We're here! [07:15] Tokage     Ah! [07:17] Tokage     Little sister! [07:19] Tokage     You're Masaki's sister, right? [07:22] Ichiko     Oh, you look so young. [07:24] Live     Out of my way! [07:25] Live     Hey, there! [07:26] Live     I've gotten to know your big sister very well! [07:28] Live     My name's Live! From Mayonaka Punch! [07:35] Live     Her blood smells normal, though. [07:37] Fu     That's rude to say to someone you've just met. [07:40] Live     Oh, wait. Has she not told you? [07:42] Live     I'm part of a NewTube channel with your sister! [07:46] Sakura     I know. [07:47] Sakura     Hello. I'm Sakura. [07:49] Live     Nice to meet you! [07:50] Masaki     Y-You can tell me what happened inside. [07:53] Masaki     Come in. [07:56] Live     So this is Masaki's family home! [07:58] Live     The place that birthed Masaki's blood! [08:00] Live     Awesome! [08:01] Fu     Masaki-san, have you always lived here? [08:05] Masaki     No, this used to be my grandma's place. [08:07] Masaki     We moved here after my parents got divorced. [08:09] Ichiko     Oh? [08:10] Masaki     Up until preschool, I used to live     close to Banpai Manor, actually. [08:14] Live     What?! [08:14] Live     So you mean I might've come across     teeny-tiny Masaki in the past?! [08:19] Live     That's nothing short of fate! [08:20] Live     Destiny! SIGN    Fate SIGN    Fate [08:21] Masaki     So? Why are you here? [08:23] Masaki     Didn't I tell you to film     that night view roadtrip? [08:26] Live     We filmed it, all right! [08:27] Live     But also... [08:30] Live     Here. [08:31] Live     Oh! It's so pretty here at night! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    No Video Recording               The following actions are strictly prohibited. SIGN    - Photography and videos for commercial purposes     - Operating unmanned aircraft,      as well as aerial photography (drones, RC, etc.)     - Photography and videos with selfie sticks     - Extreme acts of photography that disturb others     - Filming of NewTube videos (no exceptions!) SIGN    Those found to be in violation will incur a fine of 10,000 yen.     Thank you for your cooperation. [08:36] Live     Ack! [08:37] Live     Double ack! [08:38] Live     Apparently, they recently     banned video recording. [08:41] Live     We should discuss with you before     shooting a different video, right? [08:44] Live     Time is of the essence, so we     ditched the car and flew over here! [08:48] Masaki     I see... Wait. [08:50] Masaki     Couldn't you have just called? [08:52] Live     What? Don't be so cold! [08:55] Masaki     Get off! I can't breathe! [08:56] Sakura     Here you go. [08:58] Masaki     Th-Thanks. [08:59] Live     Sakura-chan, got any good ideas? [09:02] Masaki     You're asking her? [09:03] Sakura     It seems like your only choice is     to film something around here. [09:07] Live     Here? [09:08] Sakura     If you go somewhere else to film, [09:10] Sakura     you won't have enough      time to edit the video. [09:13] Masaki     Well... [09:14] Ichiko     But are there any interesting     places in this area? [09:17] Masaki     Not at all. [09:18] Masaki     It's a normal neighborhood. SIGN    Hmm... [09:22] Live     Ta-dah! [09:24] Live     I've got it! [09:25] Live     How about, "I Returned to My Family Home"? [09:28] Masaki     Huh? [09:29] Fu     Oh, I've seen videos like that. [09:31] Fu     Where they eat dinner as a family,     or read out letters of gratitude. [09:35] Ichiko     Sure to bring warmth to your heart     and a smile to your face! [09:38] Tokage     Sounds good! Not that I'd know. [09:40] Live     I thought it'd be impossible, since we     don't have family homes, but you do! [09:45] Masaki     Me? [09:47] Masaki     N-Not happening! [09:48] Masaki     I've never been in any of our videos! [09:50] Sakura     But you could be. [09:51] Masaki     Everyone would throw a fit     if a new face suddenly showed up! [09:54] Live     But you're the only one who can! [09:56] Live     Please? [09:56] Masaki     Nope! Not a chance! [09:58] Live     Aww... [10:00] Ichiko     Then... [10:01] Fu     What do we do? [10:03] Tokage     Wanna go hit up some pachinko? [10:06] Tokage     Hmph. [10:10] Masaki     Live. [10:12] Masaki     Welcome. [10:13] Masaki     This is your new family home. [10:17] Live     What? SIGN    Standby [10:21] Masaki     The story is, your mother's in the hospital, [10:23] Masaki     so you came back home to take care     of your sister, just like me. [10:27] Masaki     The rest you can feel free to make up. [10:29] Live     Okay! I'm ready to go! [10:31] Masaki     Also, don't call Sakura by her real name. [10:33] Live     Got it. [10:34] Ichiko     Shooting a video pretending that     this is Live-sama's family home... [10:38] Ichiko     Masaki sure does come up with some wild ideas. [10:40] Fu     Um... [10:41] Fu     Is it okay to trick our audience like this? [10:45] Tokage     Besides, won't we get busted in no time     if Masaki's friends watch this video? [10:50] Masaki     It's fine. [10:51] Masaki     I've never had a friend come over. [10:53] Group     She doesn't have any friends. [10:55] Masaki     Sakura, are you ready, too? [10:58] Masaki     Why are you pouting? [11:00] Sakura     I'm against staged videos. [11:02] Masaki     Hey, just leave it to me. [11:07] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [11:09] Live     Mayonaka Punch! [11:10] Live     Live here! [11:11] Live     Today, we're at my family home! [11:15] Live     This here's my little sister! [11:16] Sakura     Hello. [11:17] Live     Man, it's so relaxing being back home! [11:21] Live     So nostalgic, you could even     call it nostalgia-inducing! [11:24] Sakura     Totally. [11:26] Live     Um... [11:27] Live     Now that we're back in my family home,     how about a room tour?! [11:32] Live     Time to show you all my bedroom! [11:37] Live     Bam! [11:37] Live     Is my diary here somewhere? [11:39] Live     Oh! A photo album! [11:41] Live     Where could my school uniform be? [11:43] Live     Or maybe some childhood clothes! [11:50] Live     What's this place? SIGN    Soba Restaurant Tachian [11:51] Sakura     The diner we ate at often as a family... [11:54] Sakura     went out of business and now it's a     soba joint which holds no memories. [11:57] Live     Zero memories?! [12:05] Live     This is it! [12:06] Live     We ate here all the time as kids! [12:08] Live     Seven times a week! [12:10] Sakura     So every day. [12:12] Live     This shrimp tempura tastes     just like Mom's home cooking! [12:18] Live     I could go all day! [12:20] Live     Ta-dah! [12:22] Live     Let's switch it up! [12:24] Live     Bottoms up— [12:26] Masaki     No outside food! [12:27] Masaki     And that's the least of the issues! [12:29] Masaki     Live, you're fired! [12:30] Masaki     Tokage, take over for her! [12:32] Ichiko     Tokage! [12:32] Ichiko     You need to avenge Live-sama's dead body! [12:35] Masaki     Here we go! [12:36] Tokage     Um, this is my family home. [12:39] Tokage     Here's my sister. [12:40] Sakura     Hello. [12:41] Tokage     Today, I'll be gazing out     at the snow on the veranda, [12:46] Tokage     while lazily reminiscing with     my sister about when we were kids. [12:51] Tokage     Do you remember that game     we used to always play, little sister? [12:56] Sakura     You've never played with me. [12:58] Tokage     What? That can't be right! [13:00] Tokage     Like, what about tag? [13:02] Sakura     Nope. [13:02] Tokage     Playing house? [13:04] Sakura     Nope. [13:04] Tokage     Hide-and-seek?! [13:06] Sakura     Oh, there was that. [13:07] Tokage     Right? Wasn't it fun? [13:09] Sakura     You were "it," but you left me behind     and went back home. [13:13] Tokage     What? [13:16] Tokage     Okay! [13:17] Tokage     I'll be the one to make you forget     those sad memories! [13:20] Tokage     Jump! [13:22] Tokage     I'll play with you to your heart's content! [13:28] Sakura     What are we doing? [13:29] Tokage     Nothing says snow like a snowball fight! [13:36] Tokage     You're wide open! [13:43] Tokage     Yay! I win! [13:45] Tokage     Bada bing! [13:46] Masaki     Sakura! [13:50] Masaki     Tokage's fired, too! [13:53] Ichiko     Ta-dah! [13:53] Ichiko     This is my family home! [13:55] Ichiko     And making her debut here is my little sister! [13:58] Sakura     Hello. [13:59] Masaki     Stop! [14:00] Ichiko     Huh? [14:01] Masaki     She looks older than you,     so you'll be the little sister. [14:04] Ichiko     No way! [14:05] Ichiko     I've been alive for way longer! [14:07] Masaki     Just do it! [14:09] Sakura     You're older? [14:11] Ichiko     And so, I'll be making a dish filled with     memories with my big sister today. [14:17] Ichiko     But what food is filled with memories for you? [14:20] Sakura     I know how to make curry. [14:22] Ichiko     Go on. [14:23] Sakura     I'd always make it whenever      Mom was late coming home. [14:27] Sakura     But you'd complain about     how underseasoned it was, [14:29] Sakura     and add loads of soy sauce to it. [14:33] Ichiko     I do apologize for that! [14:35] Ichiko     Then you can just sit back     and wait while I cook! [14:38] Ichiko     Today, I'll make a delicious meal     filled with memories for you! [14:47] Ichiko     Voilà! [14:48] Ichiko     A meal filled with memories! [14:50] Ichiko     A hundred years ago, when I was a child, [14:53] Ichiko     we couldn't afford lots of food like now. [14:56] Ichiko     Mom always shared her fish     with me and my little brother. [15:01] Ichiko     But I couldn't bear to see her go hungry, [15:04] Ichiko     so I would lie to her,     saying I was full and didn't want any fish. [15:07] Sakura     Huh. [15:08] Ichiko     I told her, "You need to eat, Mom,"     as I smiled with teary eyes. [15:12] Masaki     Okay, start! [15:14] Fu     Um, well... [15:15] Fu     We're here at my family home. [15:18] Fu     This is my little sister. [15:21] Sakura     Coming. [15:23] Fu     What? [15:24] Fu     What?! You're gonna film this, too?! [15:28] Takeshita     Good evening. [15:30] Takeshita     Sorry, it's just leftovers. [15:32] Sakura     Thank you as always. [15:40] Sakura     My older sister. [15:41] Takeshita     Oh, do forgive me. [15:42] Takeshita     My eyes have been failing me lately. [15:44] Takeshita     Why, it's been ages. [15:46] Fu     L-Long time no see. [15:48] Sakura     It's Takeshita-san. [15:49] Sakura     She makes food for us sometimes. [15:51] Sakura     It's good. [15:52] Fu     Th-Thank you very much     for looking after my sister. [15:57] Takeshita     Goodness, I hardly recognize you. [15:59] Fu     Eek! [16:00] Takeshita     You always stole Sakura-chan's New Year's     money and used it to buy toys for yourself. [16:06] Takeshita     You sure have grown up. [16:09] Takeshita     But there's something about your voice... [16:12] Fu     W-Well... [16:13] Takeshita     Not to mention your height... [16:16] Fu     U-Um, I-I'm... [16:20] Fu     I-I'm her bona fide big sister! I swear it! [16:24] Fu     After all, I've never been wrong in my life! [16:29] Fu     Bow down before me, peasants! [16:32] Takeshita     Yes, yes. That's more like it. [16:34] Fu     P-Please forgive me for being so rude! [16:36] Fu     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [16:37] Masaki     Huh? [16:38] Masaki     I'm nothing like that, am I? [16:44] Sakura     Takeshita-san said she's okay     with being in the video. [16:48] Masaki     Thanks. [16:49] Tokage     What a nice old lady. [16:51] Ichiko     Wait, so whose family home     are we saying this is? [16:54] Live     Let me have one more chance! [16:57] Masaki     What? [16:57] Live     I'll pull it off without a hitch this time! [17:01] Masaki     We haven't shot the      family-thanking scene yet. [17:05] Masaki     Guess we'll try it again with Live. [17:07] Live     Yes! [17:09] Masaki     Okay, let's get started! [17:11] Live     Um, I-I've only made it this far     thanks to my family! [17:18] Live     Thanks, family. Thanks for real. [17:20] Live     Family for life. [17:22] Live     Seriously, thank you! [17:23] Sakura     Thank you. [17:25] Live     Um, I've caused a lot of trouble     for my little sister. [17:30] Live     But I didn't mean any harm by it! [17:33] Live     It's more like my personality     is just kind of awful. [17:36] Live     I regret all the things I've done! [17:38] Live     So please support me going forward! [17:45] Live     Is that too much to ask? [17:47] Sakura     Yes. [17:48] Live     What?! [17:49] Sakura     You eat my ice cream without asking, [17:51] Sakura     ditch me during hide-and-seek, [17:52] Sakura     complain about my cooking, [17:54] Sakura     and steal my New Year's money. [17:56] Sakura     You only do the things you want to do, [17:58] Sakura     you always act before you think, [18:01] Sakura     you left the house right after graduating     high school and made our mom worry. [18:06] Sakura     When you got booted from your channel,     you were too stubborn to call us. [18:11] Sakura     You really are awful. [18:14] Sakura     So it's too late to ask me for your support. [18:19] Sakura     After all, I've been supporting you     from the very start. [18:31] Masaki     That's a wrap! [18:33] Masaki     Good job, everyone! [18:34] Group     Good work! [18:36] Masaki     But we don't have time to relax. [18:38] Masaki     Why? Because this video needs     to go up by tomorrow night! [18:42] Masaki     We'll split up the editing     and tackle it as a group! [18:44] Masaki     Don't count on getting any sleep! [18:46] Group     Right! [18:47] Sakura     I'm going to sleep. [18:48] Group     Go ahead! [18:50] Masaki     Without further ado, [18:51] Masaki     "Investigation:" SIGN         How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a     crew member's family home is their own family home?! SIGN         How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a     crew member's family home is their own family home?! [18:52] Masaki     "How well can everyone act     when asked to pretend" [18:55] Masaki     "a crew member's family home     is their own family home?!" [18:58] Masaki     Video production starts... now! [19:03] Group     What? [19:25] Masaki     It's good! [19:26] Masaki     Sakura, you've gotten better! [19:28] Sakura     I thought you really were     making a staged video. [19:32] Masaki     You know I'd never do that. [19:34] Sakura     You could have let me in on it. [19:37] Masaki     Sorry, sorry. [19:38] Masaki     I'm glad it looks like we'll make it in time. [19:44] Sakura     Hey. [19:46] Sakura     Are you never going to be in a MayoPan video? [19:49] Masaki     What? SIGN    Recording SIGN    Recording [20:01] Sakura     Because of the scandal? [20:05] Sakura     Is it still on your mind? [20:10] Masaki     I enjoy working behind the scenes now. [20:18] Live     Sorry for dropping by so suddenly. [20:20] Live     Thanks for everything. [20:23] Live     See you! [20:25] Sakura     Um, here. [20:27] Sakura     Could I have all of your autographs? [20:30] Masaki     Is one of your friends a     MayoPan fan or something? [20:34] Sakura     I'm your fan. [20:36] Masaki     What? [20:36] Sakura     I misspoke. I'm a huge fan. [20:38] Group     What?! [20:40] Live     R-Really?! [20:41] Tokage     Seriously? [20:43] Tokage     If you really, really love me that much,     you should have told me. [20:47] Sakura     No, I couldn't possibly. [20:48] Ichiko     Does that mean you watch my videos, too?! [20:51] Sakura     Of course. [20:52] Sakura     You were so cute when you teared up     because you messed up your cooking. [20:56] Ichiko     I-I wasn't crying! [20:58] Fu     What about my singing? [20:59] Sakura     It's so wonderful,     I can't even express it in words. [21:03] Sakura     It feels wrong to even try. [21:05] Fu     Yay! [21:06] Live     Sakura-chan! [21:07] Live     Say something nice about me as well! [21:09] Sakura     I could do that without even thinking. [21:12] Sakura     Your autographs, please! [21:13] Tokage     Okay, I'm first! [21:15] Live     Wait, Tokage! [21:17] Live     Don't sign in the middle! [21:18] Ichiko     Give me the pink marker! [21:19] Fu     Leave room for me! [21:20] Masaki     I didn't know you were a fan. [21:24] Live     All done! SIGN    Ichiko SIGN    TOKAGE SIGN    Live <3 [21:26] Live     Sakura-chan, here you go! [21:28] Sakura     Thank you so much. [21:30] Masaki     Good for you. [21:33] Sakura     You, too. [21:35] Masaki     No way. I'm never even on camera. [21:37] Sakura     Hyped-Up Sisters. Mayonaka Punch. [21:41] Sakura     I'm your oldest fan. [21:47] Masaki     You've always been a tough nut to crack. SIGN    Live     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight [23:25] Masaki     Masaki! [23:26] Live     Live! [23:26] Live     And... [23:27] Sakura     Sakura here. [23:28] Live     You're so cute, Sakura-chan! [23:29] Live     Tiny Masaki! Mini-Masaki! [23:30] Masaki     Well, we do look alike. [23:31] Sakura     No, we don't. Don't ever say that again. [23:32] Masaki     What? [23:32] Live     You totally do! [23:33] Sakura     Then yes, we do. [23:34] Masaki     Hey! SIGN    Live "Neener, neener!      Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!" [23:35] Group     Next time: "Rampage x Fateful Showdown!" SIGN    Rampage x Fateful Showdown! [23:37] Live     She's turned into what now?! E10 - Rampage x Fateful Showdown! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Yuki     Mayonaka Punch currently has around     seven hundred thousand subscribers. [00:07] Mother     Seven hundred thousand... [00:09] Yuki     There's one month and ten days     left until the deadline. [00:11] Yuki     It should prove quite difficult for them     to reach a million subscribers in that time. [00:16] Mother     I see. [00:18] Yuki     I shall continue to keep     an eye on their channel. SIGN    Starting Soon <3 SIGN    Chat     Yukirinko Bot Starting soon <3     Snail Konyuki     azusa ah ah     konpeitou Hello     Len256 Hi! I've been waiting for this stream!     Yuyu Konyuki! What are you doing today?     I can't wait (>_<)/ [00:52] Yuki     Hello? Can you hear me? [00:56] Yuki     Okay, looks good. [00:59] Yuki     Sorry for barely making it in time! [01:01] Yuki     Yukirinko here from the     Yukizuri Gaming Channel! [01:04] Yuki     Konyuki! SIGN    Draculmania [01:05] Yuki     Today, I'll be playing the 1988 Komachi title [01:09] Yuki     Draculmania Perfect Cross,     the second game in the Draculmania series,* SIGN    takomaru Never heard of it. But it sounds like fun.     KKK Is it a horror game?     The Manager Awesome, an endurance stream     anny We're in for a long night!     Snail The memories!!!!!     Tanaka_3 I've heard the name but never played it     calcium deficient i played draculmania so much     as a kid, but all i remember is how hard it was...     Fairy Child Thanks for the late night stream!     grass ball I'll be working with Yukizuri in the     background! All-nighter time [01:13] Yuki*     as an endurance stream until     I beat... the game... SIGN    New video from Mayonaka Punch               We Have a New Member SIGN    Rampage x Fateful Showdown! SIGN    MayoPan     Has a New     Member! SIGN    Stay Tuned for Updates! [03:07] Masaki     Raise your hand if you know     why we're having this meeting. [03:10] Masaki     Yes, Live? [03:11] Live     The mysterious new MayoPan video that     got uploaded without our knowledge! [03:15] Masaki     Exactly. [03:16] Masaki     I privated it as soon as I could, [03:18] Masaki     but a number of diehard fans saw,     and Sakura asked me about it. [03:22] Live     Now, of all times, uploading a cheap-looking     video with only hiragana and no kanji? [03:27] Live     Who could it be? [03:29] Live     Hey, Ichiko! [03:31] Live     It's totally you! [03:32] Live     It's 100% you, Ichiko! [03:33] Ichiko     Y-You're barking up the wrong tree! [03:36] Tokage     Oh, you can't whistle? [03:38] Tokage     Let me show you how— [03:39] Masaki     Ichiko. [03:40] Masaki     What's the meaning of this? [03:42] Ichiko     I'm sorry! [03:44] Ichiko     I thought we'd get a huge boost in subs     if we brought on a new member! [03:49] Fu     Masaki-san, we're at fault here, too. [03:52] Fu     We knew how much pressure     Ichiko-chan was under. [03:54] Live     Ichiko, the rest of us are     feeling the same pressure. [03:57] Live     We're trying all sorts of ideas and     doing our best to shoot videos. [04:00] Ichiko     It's not enough! [04:02] Ichiko     We need something big, with lots of impact! [04:05] Ichiko     And since I knew Masaki used to be     a famous NewTuber... [04:09] Masaki     Huh? Me?! [04:10] Live     You wanted to bring Masaki on?! [04:13] Ichiko     Yes... [04:13] Tokage     What do you mean, famous? SIGN    Trending NewTuber Gossip     Gossip Roundup of Hyped-Up Sisters Ex-Member Masakichi:     Real Name, Age, Public Controversy [04:17] Tokage     They wrote up a gossip article. [04:19] Fu     They sure did. [04:21] Tokage     She's getting hate comments. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    - Public Outcry After Actions on Stream          The public response to Masakichi-san's     acts of violence          Here is a sample of how people felt     after this series of scandalous events.          achan @achanchan8420     I don't know much about Masakichi from Hype-Sis,     but there's no excuse for punching your colleague     on stream in front of a large audience.     Not to mention right in the face lol [04:23] Fu     She sure is. [04:24] Masaki     Didn't I tell you I don't appear on camera? [04:26] Ichiko     But Live-sama said, "Masaki absolutely     wants to be in our videos!" [04:31] Masaki     What? [04:31] Ichiko     If bringing you on can increase     our sub count even a little... [04:34] Masaki     I'd rather stick to coming up with video ideas. [04:36] Ichiko     You can do that and star in our videos! [04:39] Masaki     Y-You've all been together for a long time now. [04:42] Masaki     Adding me into the mix would ruin the balance. [04:45] Fu     There never was a balance to begin with. [04:47] Masaki     I mean, still... [04:49] Tokage     Scandal. [04:50] Tokage     "LOL at socking her out     after acting all chummy on camera." [04:53] Tokage     "Booting Masakichi was the right move." [04:55] Tokage     "Why does anyone like     watching her? She's so nasty." [04:58] Masaki     Don't read them out loud! [05:00] Tokage     I get comments like these all the time     from so-called Outside Kids fans! [05:05] Tokage     Like, "Seriously though,     what kind of name is Tokage? LMAO." [05:09] Tokage     Or, "Back in high school,     Tokage-san stole money from me." [05:13] Tokage     Or, "Shut up, you're ugly as hell." [05:14] Tokage     We're fellow hater targets! [05:18] Tokage     This is the latest one. SIGN    Mio @ Outside Girl 1 week ago     I can't stand Tokage. To think she got to     breathe the same air as the Outside Kids.     Drop dead [05:20] Masaki     "I can't stand Tokage." [05:23] Masaki     "To think she breathed     the same air as the Outside Kids." [05:26] Masaki     "Drop dead." [05:27] Tokage     These guys are nothing more than pesky ants! [05:30] Tokage     I'm a woolly mammoth,     so I'll crush them all I want! [05:34] Tokage     Stomp! Stomp! [05:35] Masaki     Anyway, I don't do on-camera— [05:44] Yuki     Sorry to keep you waiting. [05:46] Group     What? [05:47] Yuki     You have something to say to me, do you not? [05:50] Yuki     I came all this way, so out with it already. [05:55] Masaki     Huh? Do we? [05:57] Ichiko     No clue. [05:58] Live     It's too early for our blood supply. [06:00] Fu     Ah. [06:02] Fu     Does she mean the video? [06:04] Live     Oh, the new member thing? [06:07] Masaki     So that's it. [06:09] Live     Um, is this about us adding a member? [06:14] Yuki     Yes, it is. [06:16] Live     Uh, we weren't going to add a human     who doesn't know about us or anything... [06:22] Yuki     So you wanted a member     who knew all about your situation. [06:26] Yuki     Announcing a new member     without their consent. [06:31] Yuki     How so very inconsiderate of you. [06:33] Live     Well... [06:34] Live     That's got nothing to do with you,     does it, Shigeyuki-san? [06:40] Yuki     Didn't I tell you to call me Yuki? [06:44] Yuki     Besides, I believe it's got     plenty to do with me. SIGN    Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho [06:50] Ichiko     I'm so sorry! [06:52] Ichiko     I released that video without asking! [06:54] Ichiko     But... [06:55] Ichiko     I wanted to do something     to get more subscribers! [06:58] Yuki     I see. [07:00] Yuki     So you're hoping to invite someone      with a degree of popularity. [07:04] Ichiko     Yes... [07:08] Yuki     So you found out about my secret. SIGN    Eh....? [07:10] Group     Eh? [07:12] Yuki     Namely, that I am Yukirinko,     the mega-famous gaming streamer! [07:18] Live     Huh? [07:19] Fu     Gaming streamer? [07:21] Yuki     It seems as though you wanted to     strong-arm me into joining your channel. [07:26] Yuki     However, quite frankly, I must refuse! [07:28] Yuki     It's true that I'd be a perfect fit, [07:30] Yuki     but joining you as a new member... [07:34] Yuki     No way! [07:38] Live     Huh? What's going on? [07:39] Fu     I th-think... [07:40] Live     Mm-hmm. [07:40] Fu     Whisper. [07:40] Live     Mm-hmm. [07:41] Fu     Whisper, whisper. [07:42] Live     Mm-hmm. [07:42] Fu     Whisper, whisper, whisper. [07:44] Live     Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, I see. [07:47] Live     Shigeyuki-san, you see... [07:49] Yuki     Yuki. [07:50] Live     You really don't need to worry! [07:52] Live     We had zero intention of inviting you! [07:56] Yuki     What? [07:57] Live     It wasn't you! [07:59] Live     Not at all! [08:01] Yuki     What? [08:02] Live     So please leave. [08:07] Yuki     S-S-So that's it. [08:10] Live     Yep. [08:11] Yuki     Playing hard to get? [08:13] Live     Nope. [08:14] Yuki     It's not like you to be so modest. [08:17] Live     That's not it. [08:18] Live     The new member was going to be Masaki. [08:21] Live     I can't believe you thought     we were trying to invite you. [08:27] Yuki     I understand now. [08:28] Live     Huh? [08:30] Yuki     If you're going to be so stubborn, [08:31] Yuki     I'm willing to wait until you     work up the courage to invite me! [08:39] Yuki     N-N-N-No way! [08:42] Yuki     I really thought their new member was me! [08:48] Masaki     Um... [08:50] Yuki     Can you not barge in like that? [08:52] Masaki     This is my bedroom. SIGN    Yukizuri Gaming Channel SIGN    7244 subscribers [08:56] Live     Found it! [08:57] Live     Yukirinko? Really? [08:59] Fu     7,244 subscribers. [09:02] Tokage     All she plays is ancient games! [09:05] Ichiko     Does Yuki-sama like playing games? [09:07] Live     Yeah. [09:10] Live     She once got so addicted, [09:11] Live     she was incapable of doing anything else. [09:15] Live     Which made Mother furious, and all     her games got destroyed... I thought. [09:22] Live     When she gets into something,     she always ends up with tunnel vision. SIGN    MayoPan [09:29] Masaki     Can you leave after you finish that? [09:32] Masaki     Um, are you okay? [09:34] Masaki     Well, that was an     embarrassing misunderstanding. [09:38] Masaki     Real cringe-worthy... [09:40] Yuki     Gloom... [09:42] Masaki     H-Hey, cheer up! [09:45] Masaki     Here, why don't you drink some of my blood? [09:49] Yuki     Huh? [09:52] Masaki     What? I thought my blood was tasty, right? [09:55] Yuki     If you ask me, it's nothing special. [09:57] Yuki     Don't be so conceited. [09:58] Masaki     Oh, I see. [10:02] Masaki     Man, seriously?! [10:04] Masaki     That's so embarrassing! [10:06] Yuki     In the past, I really liked video games. [10:09] Masaki     She's starting a whole story now! [10:11] Yuki     So after I began monitoring your channel, [10:15] Yuki     when I came across a game streaming channel,     I wanted to give it a shot. [10:19] Yuki     At first, I was satisfied with that. [10:23] Yuki     But after seeing all of them     have fun at that festival... [10:27] Masaki     You wanted to become     a part of it yourself, huh? [10:33] Masaki     Streaming video games, huh? [10:35] Masaki     I did consider trying it out for MayoPan... [10:41] Yuki     In that case! [10:42] Yuki     Let me show you how fun games can be! [10:45] Masaki     What? [10:46] Live     Okay! [10:47] Live     That's a hard no on having Shige     come on as a member, agreed? [10:50] Ichiko     Agreed! [10:51] Fu     Yuki-sama can be a little scary. [10:54] Tokage     I'm not giving up my slice of the profits. [10:56] Live     Okay! [10:57] Live     The courage to say no! [11:00] Masaki     You know, if you want to join MayoPan... [11:03] Yuki     I never said that. [11:04] Masaki     Why not just be honest and ask? [11:07] Yuki     I see no reason to ask, [11:08] Yuki     and even if I were to ask,     I could never demean myself before Live. [11:13] Masaki     What a pain in the ass. [11:14] Yuki     What? [11:15] Masaki     O-Oh, yeah... [11:16] Masaki     What's the deal with you and Live? [11:19] Yuki     The deal? [11:20] Masaki     You two are always fighting. [11:24] Yuki     That... SIGN    Continue story                    Start story               Leave room [11:26] Yuki     would be a very, very long story. [11:36] Yuki     Mother's blood runs strongest in Live and me,     making us both elite vampires. [11:42] Yuki     On Mother's orders, we purged     the vampires who wished harm upon humans [11:47] Yuki     and created an orderly world. [11:50] Yuki     Back then, we were both rivals and comrades. [11:56] Yuki     Thanks to our actions, SIGN    It became possible for humans     and vampires to coexist in peace.                                                                 And yet... [11:58] Yuki     it became possible for humans     and vampires to coexist in peace. [12:02] Yuki     And yet... SIGN    Mother               "Take this as a reward." SIGN    Yuki               "Thank you very much." SIGN    Live               "I want the one with a pendant!" SIGN    Live               "Yoink!" SIGN    Yuki               "What?!" SIGN    Yuki               "Wait, Live!" [12:16] Yuki     Live betrayed me! SIGN    Yuki                    "How could you?! Live!" [12:19] Yuki     After that, every time we met... SIGN    Live "Shigeyuki, did you say something just now?" [12:23] Live     Shigeyuki, did you say something just now? SIGN    Fine... Shigeyuki it is SIGN    I told you not to call me Shigeyuki! [12:27] Live     Neener, neener! Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki! SIGN    Live "Neener, neener!           Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!" [12:31] Live     Need something from me? SIGN    Live "Need something from me?" SIGN    Nothing, really SIGN    Why don't we walk home together? SIGN    Live "No, thanks. I think I'll go back     by myself tonight!" [12:38] Live     No, thanks. I think I'll go back     by myself tonight! [12:39] Yuki     She tore my heart into shreds. [12:42] Yuki     So I made up my mind... [12:44] Yuki     to part ways with Live! [12:48] Yuki     That's what happened between Live and me. [12:51] Masaki     What a flimsy tale! [12:53] Masaki     So, like... I can't believe you still     want to join a channel with her. [12:57] Yuki     After enough time, you manage     to tolerate a good deal of things. [13:01] Yuki     Besides, she... [13:02] Yuki     Live is fickle, irresponsible,     and a real handful, [13:08] Yuki     but unlike me, who puts rules above all else, [13:11] Yuki     she's honest about the things she likes. [13:14] Yuki     That's the one part of her     I thought I could learn from. [13:19] Masaki     Hey! [13:21] Masaki     Can't you use the door? [13:26] Masaki     Being honest about what you like... [13:31] Masaki     Thank you very much. [13:32] Masaki     We'll send over the final footage     for review before uploading. [13:36] Food Truck Owner     Sure, thanks a lot. [13:38] Kikka     Excuse me! [13:40] Kikka     We sent you a message yesterday.     We're the Hyped-Up Sisters... [13:46] Otomi     Wow, check out all that cheese! [13:49] Kikka     It looks so good! [13:50] Otomi     Let's eat, let's eat! [13:52] Kikka     Get on with it. [13:54] Kikka     Whoa, you're going for it! [13:57] Otomi     Kicchomu, stop the camera. [13:58] Kikka     Huh, why? [13:59] Otomi     I cracked my lips when I went in for the bite! [14:02] Kikka     What?! [14:03] Otomi     It hurts! [14:04] Kikka     Hey, I told you to moisturize them! [14:06] Otomi     I don't have any lip balm. [14:07] Kikka     Why not?! [14:12] Kikka     What? [14:13] Masaki     Oh, it's nothing. [14:17] Masaki     You're filming with your phone? [14:20] Kikka     Nowadays, we edit on our phones, too. [14:22] Kikka     What about you? [14:24] Masaki     We're doing an eating challenge     with these burgers. [14:28] Kikka     You're back to NewTubing again? [14:31] Masaki     That's right. Behind the scenes, that is. [14:33] Kikka     You, behind the scenes?! [14:35] Masaki     It came as a shock, even for me. [14:37] Otomi     Tell us your channel name! [14:38] Otomi     What's it called? [14:39] Masaki     Um... Mayonaka Punch. [14:42] Otomi     Wait, seriously?! MayoPan?! [14:43] Kikka     No way! [14:44] Kikka     Masaki, you're part of MayoPan?! [14:46] Masaki     I mean, I was the one who started the channel. [14:50] Otomi     Hold it! [14:51] Kikka     Tell us more! [14:53] Masaki     Ah, um... [14:56] Youber Eats Driver     Youber Eats delivery. [14:58] Live     The burgers are here. [15:02] Ichiko     Is it time already? [15:04] Live     Go wake Fu and Tokage so we can record. [15:07] Ichiko     Where's Masaki? [15:08] Live     She's still not home yet. [15:11] Ichiko     Oh... [15:12] Ichiko     Really?! [15:17] Yuki     Today's the day I hear your answer. [15:24] Live     Good morning from the dead of night. [15:26] Live     Mayonaka Pun— [15:27] Yuki     Hey, there! [15:28] Yuki     All of you watching the Mayonaka     Punch channel, nice to meet you! [15:31] Yuki     Gaming streamer Yukirinko here! [15:34] Yuki     Some of you must be surprised     to see Yukirinko's very first face reveal! [15:39] Yuki     There's a real good reason for that, you see. [15:42] Yuki     Actually, I'm going to be facing Live in an     eating contest to decide if I join MayoPan! [15:50] Ichiko     This was supposed to be     Live-sama's eating challenge. [15:52] Tokage     Everything's changed. Every last bit. [15:56] Yuki     If Live wins, I'll be officially     joining MayoPan! [16:00] Yuki     On the other hand, if I win... [16:03] Yuki     No matter how much the members     of MayoPan beg and plead, [16:05] Yuki     I won't be joining as their new member! [16:08] Live     I really don't get what's going on at all! [16:12] Live     But it's all fine. [16:13] Live     I just need to avoid winning! [16:15] Live     This is one battle that     I can't afford not to lose! [16:20] Masaki     What? [16:21] Masaki     You've hired someone to     schedule appointments for you?! [16:23] Otomi     We sure have. [16:25] Kikka     You can even find people to     help you think up ideas for videos. [16:28] Kikka     It's real handy. [16:29] Kikka     We still edit our videos ourselves, at least. [16:31] Otomi     Editing won't be easy to hire for,     since we want to preserve that unique charm. [16:36] Masaki     It does take skills to convey that properly. [16:40] Masaki     I see now. [16:42] Otomi     MayoPan has way more subscribers, [16:44] Otomi     so it's wild that you     handle it all by yourselves. [16:47] Masaki     Hype-Sis is around, what, 300k now? [16:51] Kikka     What if it is? [16:52] Otomi     So you've been keeping up on us! [16:53] Masaki     N-Not really! [16:54] Kikka     Man, breaking up if you don't hit     a million subs, though? [16:58] Kikka     Pretty bold to run with an idea     that could get you in hot water. [17:01] Kikka     Was that supposed to be a dig at us? [17:04] Kikka     And will you really break up     if you don't make it? [17:06] Masaki     Well, if we don't reach it, the house     we all live in is going to be torn down. [17:11] Kikka     The hell? How's that work? [17:14] Masaki     Look, it's a really long story. [17:20] Kikka     We were thinking of sending a     request to collab with MayoPan, too. [17:24] Masaki     A collab? R-Really?! [17:27] Otomi     MayoPan's really entertaining! [17:29] Kikka     I hate to admit it, but you are. [17:36] Masaki     O-Oh, is that right? [17:38] Kikka     Hey, quit grinning! [17:40] Masaki     I'm not. [17:41] Kikka     You totally are! [17:42] Masaki     Really, I'm not! [17:43] Kikka     Stop lying! You are! [17:45] Otomi     Really takes you back, doesn't it? [17:48] Otomi     Hey, hey. Look over here. [17:50] Kikka     You're recording? [17:51] Otomi     Yeah, is that bad? [17:53] Kikka     I don't mind. [17:54] Otomi     It's been so long, so what's the harm? [17:58] Otomi     Masaki? [17:59] Masaki     I'll have to pass! [18:01] Masaki     My face looks awful right now! [18:02] Kikka     What? Isn't it a little late for that? [18:05] Otomi     It's fine! [18:06] Otomi     You look the same as always! [18:07] Masaki     Shut up! I do not! [18:11] Otomi     Get her, Kicchomu! [18:11] Masaki     Cut it out, you dumb gorilla! [18:14] Kikka     What was that?! [18:20] Live     My hand! [18:21] Live     My hand's cramping up! [18:29] Live     Eat like you mean it! [18:31] Yuki     I was raised with good manners. [18:38] Live     Now it's my right hand! [18:41] Yuki     Let's take a break for some tea. [18:44] Fu     Th-This is such a colossal waste of time. [18:47] Tokage     Everything's changed. Every last bit. [18:51] Masaki     Okay, if I feel like it,     I'll let you collab with MayoPan! [18:54] Masaki     So work hard for it! [18:56] Kikka     Whawuzzat?! [18:57] Otomi     We may have fewer subscribers,     but we have some real hardcore fans! [19:02] Kikka     Some are a little too hardcore. [19:04] Group     Right? [19:07] Otomi     Hey, Masaki. [19:09] Otomi     Can we use the video we shot earlier? [19:12] Masaki     Hey... [19:15] Masaki     Was my face all tensed up? [19:18] Otomi     What? [19:22] Otomi     Not at all. [19:26] Masaki     I see... [19:30] Masaki     I see. [19:34] Masaki     I, Masakichi! [19:36] Masaki     Hereby swear to be honest about what I like! [19:36] Kikka     Hey! [19:37] Otomi     Not so loud! [19:39] Masaki     With that, I bid you farewell! [19:43] Kikka     What's that mean? [19:45] Otomi     Dunno. [19:52] Masaki     I did it! [19:54] Masaki     I was on camera! [19:59] Masaki     Live! I'll star in our videos! [20:05] Masaki     What? [20:07] Live     I-I did it... [20:09] Live     I won. [20:11] Yuki     And so, the winner of     the eating contest is Live! [20:14] Yuki     As much as it pains me to say it... [20:17] Yuki     I'll be joining MayoPan! [20:21] Masaki     What the hell? [20:24] Fu     Isn't that nice, Ichiko-chan? [20:26] Fu     Masaki-san said she'll join. [20:28] Ichiko     Everything went exactly as planned! [20:30] Yuki     Come, let us record the video where I join. [20:34] Tokage     You've got nerves of steel, huh? [20:36] Live     Shige, out of the way. [20:37] Yuki     What?! [20:38] Live     I told you to show up on camera     when I say, "These are our new members!" [20:42] Yuki     Call me Yuki! [20:44] Yuki     Wait, no, Yukirinko! [20:47] Live     Just remember, the real highlight here     is Masaki joining MayoPan. [20:50] Live     Make sure you don't get     in the way, Yukirinko-san! [20:54] Yuki     Don't be absurd. [20:56] Yuki     The main attraction here is me! SIGN    Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho [21:01] Live     Masaki! [21:03] Live     What took you so long? [21:05] Masaki     Oh, I just got a little overexcited. [21:11] Live     We finally get to be on video together! [21:13] Live     I'm so thrilled! [21:19] Masaki     It's time for the big climax on our     road to reach one million subscribers! [21:23] Masaki     Let's kick it up one last time! [21:27] Live     Hey, c'mon, Shige! [21:28] Live     You're one of us now,     so try and join in for times like this. [21:32] Yuki     The comments. [21:33] Live     What? [21:33] Yuki     The comments. [21:35] Yuki     They're utter chaos. [21:37] Group     What? [21:38] Yuki     See? SIGN    Ruka 1 day ago     Is Masakichi really involved with them?          5 replies          Delhi Amano 1 day ago     Masakichi? Who's that? SIGN    This sucks SIGN    Honey Lemon 1 day ago     Ichiko-chan, get away from that abusive woman! SIGN    Yuki     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream [23:25] Masaki     Wait, wait! [23:26] Masaki     What the hell's going on?! [23:27] Yuki     No need to make a fuss. [23:29] Yuki     It's just the famous gaming     streamer Yukirinko joining MayoPan! [23:32] Masaki     Not that! [23:32] Yuki     What? [23:33] Masaki     I'm asking what's gonna happen to me! [23:35] Yuki     Well... [23:35] Group     Next time: "Announcement: Gone Missing." SIGN    Announcement: Gone Missing SIGN    Currently Missing SIGN    Currently Missing [23:38] Masaki     That's one alarming title! E11 - Announcement: Gone Missing Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Live     Tomorrow's the day we finally shoot     Masaki and Yuki's intro video! [00:04] Live     So today is a strategy meeting for     MayoPan's immediate future! [00:09] Live     Masaki! [00:10] Masaki     Okay! SIGN    Video Reveal SIGN    Shigeyuki SIGN    Announce New Member Addition! SIGN    Who could it be?! [00:11] Masaki     Listen up, folks! [00:12] Masaki     We have one month left     until Mother's deadline! SIGN    One month left!! SIGN    Masaki Masakichi     Shigeyuki     Done SIGN    Video Reveal [00:15] Masaki     The numbers are against us, [00:17] Masaki     but with Yuki joining, they'll skyrocket! [00:20] Live     And we've got Masaki on board, as well! [00:22] Live     To the moon! [00:24] Masaki     W-Well, it's a little soon to say that. [00:27] Masaki     But via collabs or whatever it takes,     we'll inch our way to a million subs! [00:30] Masaki     And! [00:31] Masaki     Right before the deadline... [00:33] Masaki     A 100-hour nonstop livestream     with MayoPan's channel on the line! SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream [00:37] Group     Aw, yeah! [00:39] Live     Question, Sensei! [00:40] Masaki     Yes, what is it, Live-san? [00:42] Live     Sensei, do you have any ideas for things     you want to do on the livestream? [00:47] Masaki     You bet I do! [00:49] Masaki     For example, "Going Thru     Every Drive-Thru" is a must! [00:52] Masaki     Then there's "Bread-Eating Bungee Jumping,"     and also... Also... [00:54] Tokage     I can smell the jackpot already! [00:56] Ichiko     She sure is fired up! [01:00] Masaki     It's time for the big climax on our road     to reach one million subscribers! [01:04] Masaki     Let's kick it up one last time! [01:08] Live     Hey, c'mon, Shige! [01:09] Live     You're one of us now,     so try and join in for times like this. [01:13] Yuki     The comments. [01:14] Live     What? [01:14] Yuki     The comments. [01:16] Yuki     They're utter chaos. [01:18] Group     What? [01:19] Yuki     See? SIGN    Ruka 1 day ago     Is Masakichi really involved with them?          5 replies          Delhi Amano 1 day ago     Masakichi? Who's that? SIGN    Ruka 1 day ago     Is Masakichi really involved with them?          5 replies          Delhi Amano 1 day ago     Masakichi? Who's that?          Lonely Oedo Girl 1 day ago     This person -> @masakichi_1111          V-0856-3 1 day ago     Source for the MayoPan viewers going on     about Masakichi ->     A Drinking Reunion with the Ex-Member     We Haven't Seen Since Our Dispute [01:28] Masaki     What? Hype-Sis? SIGN     A Drinking Reunion with the Ex-Member We Haven't Seen Since Our Dispute SIGN    A Fateful     Showdown?! SIGN    Announcement: Gone Missing [03:05] Kikka     And so, since we happened to run into her, [03:08] Kikka     we ended up going drinking     with Masakichi herself! [03:12] Otomi     She hasn't changed at all! [03:13] Kikka     I know! [03:14] Group     But the truth is, we managed to... SIGN    Managed to Bury the Hatchet! SIGN    Managed to Bury the Hatchet! [03:19] Group     bury the hatchet! [03:21] Otomi     Okay, here we go! [03:23] Otomi     With this, we're even     for everything that's happened! [03:25] Masaki     Come at me! [03:26] Otomi     There! [03:27] Masaki     You've done it now! [03:29] Masaki     Now it's my turn! [03:30] Otomi     Don't hold back! [03:31] Otomi     Hit me with all you've got! [03:32] Masaki     Hi-yah! [03:34] Otomi     That hurts! [03:38] Otomi     Man, she's way too strong! [03:41] Kikka     Oh, yeah, Masakichi said she's working     for the Mayonaka Punch channel now! SIGN    barnacle     Time heals all wounds? Not in my book.          nico     Mayonaka Punch is the group that took part     in TSUMA FES, right? How are they connected?          Lonely Oedo Girl     This video confirmed my belief that     Hype-Sis is better off without Masakichi.          Buddha     Otomin, you should sue that woman.     And why didn't Kikka stop her?          saku-666     Past scandals from the violent Masakichi here:     Hyped-Up Sisters' Masakichi Punches Member     on Stream, Earns Label of Violent Woman          Hojicha Ice Cream     So angry seeing Masakichi after all this time...     She's a genius at offending people. [03:46] Otomi     That's right! Masakichi's working hard— SIGN    Trending NewTuber Gossip SIGN    Hyped-Up Sisters' Masakichi Punches Member on Stream, Earns Label of Violent Woman SIGN    Violent Outburst 1: Hits Member with Fist to the Face on Stream [03:51] Masaki     Hey! Don't clip just that part! SIGN    Mio @ Outside Girl          I went to see an event for my faves,     and I ended up violently attacked     by a staff member.          She was a woman, but she chased me down     at full speed and started hurling insults...          When I argued back, she suddenly punched     me in the face, and it was so scary... (The     swelling didn't go down for about a week)          I can't believe she turned out to be     Masakichi-san... There's something wrong     with Mayonaka Punch as a group [03:55] Masaki     Huh?! What's this photo?! [03:59] Live     The only one who could have     taken this photo is... SIGN    Staaaare... SIGN    Kikka     Did you see the video we just put up??     If you haven't, watch it now!          Kikka     Masaki!!!          Kikka     So sorry SIGN    Otomi     Really sorry          Kikka     Did you see the video we just put up??     If you haven't, watch it now!          Kikka     Masaki!!!          Kikka     So sorry SIGN    Otomi     This isn't good ;w;          Otomi     Really sorry          Kikka     Did you see the video we just put up??     If you haven't, watch it now!          Kikka     Masaki!!!          Kikka     So sorry SIGN    Kikka     We'll upload an apology vid right away,     so call after you've watched it!          Otomi     This isn't good ;w;          Otomi     Really sorry          Kikka     Did you see the video we just put up??     If you haven't, watch it now!          Kikka     Masaki!!!          Kikka     So sorry [04:31] Masaki     I've made up my mind to be on camera! [04:34] Masaki     This doesn't faze me at all! SIGN    Lazy Bear          I just wanted to watch a MayoPan video...     What's with all the trolls ;w;     Who's Masakichi-san?     Cut it out, seriously. [04:38] Tokage     "So what if she's involved?!" SIGN    Sweet Potato     I like MayoPan, and I have nothing against     Masakichi, but something feels wrong in     the way she's hiding behind the scenes. SIGN    Mayonaka Punch     So what if she's involved?!          Sweet Potato     I like MayoPan, and I have nothing against     Masakichi, but something feels wrong in     the way she's hiding behind the scenes. [04:42] Masaki     Who posted this comment?! SIGN    tomtom     there really is something wrong with her          Fifth Champion Tanaka     Is that Masakichi herself...?          unnown     Just because a viewer     was a little bit critical...          zack     is the official account lashing out?? lmao          Mayonaka Punch     So what if she's involved?! [04:46] Masaki     I-It's not me! [04:48] Masaki     Must be them! [04:49] Tokage     "All of us members love Masakichi-san." [04:52] Live     What the hell are you doing?! [04:53] Fu     Tokage-san! SIGN    tomtom     there really is something wrong with her SIGN    Mayonaka Punch     All of us members love Masakichi-san          tomtom     there really is something wrong with her [04:55] Masaki     What?! [05:02] Masaki     Doesn't faze me at all. [05:07] Masaki     Not at all. [05:22] Masaki     That's a lie. [05:24] Masaki     I'm not fine in the least. [05:34] Ichiko     Ah, Masaki! [05:39] Masaki     Sorry! [05:40] Masaki     Let's hold off a little longer     on having me in a video. [05:42] Ichiko     But why? [05:44] Masaki     Well, because... [05:45] Fu     It's because of this, isn't it? [05:49] Masaki     Th-That's right! [05:51] Masaki     They all say they don't want to see me! [05:54] Masaki     If I show up now, MayoPan as a whole     might end up a target. [05:57] Masaki     That's why... [05:58] Tokage     Who cares about that?! [05:59] Tokage     I'll fight back against     all the hate comments we get! [06:04] Ichiko     But there is some tooth to what Tokage said! [06:06] Fu     Truth. [06:07] Ichiko     You should do what you want! [06:09] Ichiko     So let's shoot... [06:10] Masaki     Listen here— [06:11] Live     Just do it! [06:12] Masaki     What? [06:13] Live     You've finally decided to be on camera. [06:15] Masaki     Like I said, it's too risky— [06:17] Live     So when will you do it?! [06:18] Live     We only have a month left! [06:21] Masaki     Well... [06:25] Masaki     I'll do it! I'll be on camera! [06:27] Masaki     Someday, that is! [06:28] Masaki     So until then, I'll be behind     the camera like always— [06:30] Live     Someday?! [06:31] Live     That means you won't! [06:33] Live     You're running away! [06:35] Live     From your own feelings! [06:37] Masaki     What the hell would you know? [06:39] Live     I know everything about you! [06:41] Masaki     What?! [06:42] Masaki     Are you a mind-reader now?! [06:44] Masaki     You're just a vampire! [06:45] Live     No! I'm not just a vampire! [06:47] Live     I'm the vampire who knows you     better than anyone else! [06:51] Masaki     Ah! I've had it up to here! [06:54] Live     Wait right there! [06:55] Masaki     No, thanks! [06:56] Live     Where do you think you're going? [06:58] Live     We're about to start filming— [06:59] Masaki     Shut up already! [07:00] Masaki     I'm sick of you! [07:01] Masaki     Go away, you stupid bat! [07:04] Live     What? [07:06] Ichiko     Hey, wait! [07:07] Ichiko     What about hitting a million subs?! [07:11] Masaki     You still have videos saved up, don't you? [07:13] Ichiko     I mean, sure! [07:14] Ichiko     But once we run out, it'll be nothing     but Yuki-sama's gaming commentary! [07:17] Ichiko     That'd be hell on earth! [07:20] Masaki     I'll come back once things have calmed down. [07:23] Masaki     Maybe. [07:24] Ichiko     Really? [07:25] Masaki     Maybe! [07:29] Ichiko     What now, Live-sama? [07:32] Ichiko     Live-sama? Live-sama! [07:36] Live     I remember now. [07:43] Masaki     Man, I'm such a loser. [07:48] Masaki     Letting those measly comments get to me... [07:51] Masaki     I haven't changed at all. SIGN    Mayonaka Punch     710k subscribers     Good morning from the dead of night!     Subscribed [08:06] Masaki     Ah! Don't think about it! [08:16] Masaki     Don't think about it. [08:19] Masaki     Don't think about it. [08:25] Masaki     Don't think... about it! [08:32] Masaki     Don't think, don't think, don't think... [08:38] Masaki     Don't... SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl     I saw the same thing back in the     Hype-Sis days. Masakichi sure     loves reusing old ideas lmao SIGN    Comment SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl [08:44] Masaki     N-No way! [08:45] Masaki     She's the one always leaving awful comments! SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.     How about I punch you too?? SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt [08:53] Masaki     She recognized me! [08:55] Masaki     You definitely recognized me just now, right? [09:01] Masaki     What, wanna fight? [09:04] Masaki     This is it! [09:05] Oedo Girl     Um... [09:06] Masaki     A-All right! [09:08] Masaki     Listen here! [09:09] Oedo Girl     Y-You're Masakichi-san, right? [09:12] Oedo Girl     Oh, wow! I'm a huge fan! [09:14] Masaki     Eh? [09:15] Oedo Girl     Y-You see, I watched you     all the time in the Hype-Sis days... [09:18] Oedo Girl     C-Can I get a handshake? [09:21] Oedo Girl     Oh! And a photo! [09:25] Oedo Girl     Thanks a bunch! [09:28] Oedo Girl     Mama! [09:30] Masaki     What?! The hell was that?! [09:33] Masaki     She's nothing but... [09:37] Masaki     S-Sorry about that. [09:41] Masaki     Whatever! [09:42] Masaki     I'm here to rest! [09:43] Masaki     So it's resting time! SIGN    One month left!! [10:17] Masaki     I wonder how they're holding up. [10:20] Masaki     Just this once. [10:22] Masaki     Just to check up on them. [10:25] Masaki     Okay, they're still uploading. SIGN    Live Has Gone Missing. SIGN    Gone Missing SIGN    Gone Missing SIGN    Gone Missing [10:27] Masaki     What?! [10:30] Masaki     Excuse me? [10:32] Fu     Thank you for always     tuning in to Mayonaka Punch. [10:36] Fu     Today, we have an announcement to make. [10:38] Fu     The truth is, Mayonaka Punch's leader,     Live, went missing a few days ago. [10:43] Masaki     It's not about me?! [10:44] Tokage     Anyway, here she is! [10:46] Tokage     If you see her, shoot us a DM and stuff! [10:47] Masaki     What?! Why would Live go missing?! [10:48] Tokage     She'll fork up a hefty reward for it, too! [10:51] Ichiko     Live-sama! [10:52] Ichiko     I know you're out there watching this video! [10:55] Ichiko     Please come back! [10:56] Ichiko     Weren't we going to reach     a million subs together? [10:59] Fu     Finally, we apologize for having     to release this video. [11:03] Fu     And we earnestly await     any information you may have. SIGN    If this face rings a bell,     please reach out!!! SIGN    We welcome any and all information. SIGN    From all of us at Mayonaka Punch [11:09] Masaki     What? [11:10] Masaki     This must be a prank, right? [11:12] Masaki     This video went live two days ago. [11:15] Masaki     As for yesterday... No uploads?! [11:19] Masaki     Fu... Ichiko... Tokage... [11:25] Masaki     Yuki... I don't have her number. [11:29] Masaki     How come no one's picking up?! [11:32] Masaki     Because it's morning?! [11:35] Masaki     Man, I swear! [11:37] Masaki     They're still hopeless without me! SIGN    < Live SIGN    What's up with that video?!          It's a joke, right?          Please answer          You didn't really go missing, did you?          Hey          Say something! [11:39] Masaki     A video like that with no punchline     will have people think Live really went missing! [11:46] (Flashback) Masaki     Go away, you stupid bat! [11:50] Masaki     You're kidding, right? [11:55] Masaki     It must be a joke. [11:57] Masaki     I know Live wouldn't disappear     on us just because of that. [12:00] Masaki     I'm sure she's relaxing     in the living room right now. [12:05] Masaki     No way. [12:08] Masaki     Huh? What's going on?! [12:10] Masaki     What happened these last three days?! [12:21] Masaki     Hey! Is anyone here? [12:23] Masaki     Hey! [12:28] Masaki     Live's room... SIGN    To my beloved Live     From Ai SIGN    To my beloved Live     From Ai SIGN    To my beloved Live     From Ai SIGN    To my beloved Live     From Ai [12:53] Masaki     "To my beloved Live... from Ai"? [12:57] Masaki     Twenty years old... [12:59] Masaki     This one, and this one... [13:01] Masaki     They're all from twenty years ago! [13:07] Masaki     Live! [13:28] Ichiko     Hop inside! [13:33] Masaki     Hey! [13:34] Masaki     What the hell is going on?! [13:36] Masaki     And why is Banpai Manor being torn down?! [13:38] Masaki     Didn't we still have     one month until the deadline?! [13:40] Ichiko     Calm down, Masaki! [13:41] Masaki     And who was that?! [13:43] Masaki     He was totally after me, wasn't he?! [13:44] Ichiko     Um... [13:45] Masaki     Hey, wait! Where are we going?! [13:47] Masaki     Say something already! [13:51] Yuki     Settle down. [13:53] Yuki     Or we'll throw you out of the car. [13:56] Yuki     Where should I start? [13:58] Masaki     Is Live safe? [13:59] Ichiko     We don't know. [14:01] Ichiko     We've all been looking for her. [14:04] Masaki     So she really went missing? [14:06] Masaki     Why?! [14:08] Masaki     Does this letter have anything to do with it? SIGN    To my beloved Live     From Ai [14:12] Masaki     Who exactly is this Ai person? [14:15] Ichiko     Live-sama remembered everything. [14:19] Ichiko     Even after I hid away     all the letters and photos... [14:23] Masaki     So is that... [14:31] Masaki     Who's that?! [14:32] Yuki     Hunters. [14:33] Yuki     Mother's minions trying to capture Live. [14:35] Masaki     What? Why?! [14:37] Yuki     It's against the vampire code     to go missing without any notice. [14:41] Ichiko     If they get their hands on Live-sama,     we'll never be able to see her again! [14:45] Ichiko     We need to find her before Mother does! [14:48] Masaki     Oh, no! [14:55] Yuki     We've shaken them off. [15:01] Masaki     So, about this Ai person... [15:04] Yuki     Ichiko, take the wheel! [15:06] Ichiko     Leave it to me! [15:21] Masaki     I've had enough. [15:26] Fu     Masaki-san! Ichiko-chan! [15:28] Masaki     Fu! [15:33] Yuki     Looks like you're all safe. [15:34] Ichiko     Yuki-sama! [15:35] Yuki     We need to get going. [15:37] Yuki     They'll call for help in no time. [15:39] Ichiko     What about the car?! [15:40] Yuki     It's not too far from here. [15:42] Yuki     We'll fly while avoiding their gaze. [15:43] Ichiko     I see! [15:44] Masaki     Wait! [15:45] Masaki     Where are we headed? [15:46] Yuki     The site for MayoPan's livestream. [15:48] Masaki     What? Stream? [15:50] Masaki     Why?! [15:50] Masaki     I thought we were searching for Live! [15:52] Yuki     Mother views Live's actions as a problem,     and she's issued a statement [15:56] Yuki     moving up the deadline by one month. [15:59] Masaki     By one month?! [16:00] Masaki     That means... [16:01] Ichiko     Today's the last day. [16:04] Masaki     So that's why Banpai Manor... [16:07] Yuki     Stop crying! [16:08] Yuki     It's too early for us to give up! [16:11] Masaki     What? [16:12] Yuki     Mother only said the deadline     had been moved up. [16:14] Yuki     The original agreement still holds. [16:17] Yuki     If we can reach a million subscribers     today as we arranged... [16:21] Fu     We'll be allowed to live as we have been! [16:25] Masaki     So you're holding a livestream? [16:27] Ichiko     I'm sure Live-sama will watch our stream! [16:31] Ichiko     And when she does, she's sure to come back! [16:33] Ichiko     That's why we need to do it! [16:35] Fu     Please! [16:36] Fu     Masaki-san, help us out with the stream! [16:39] Fu     Tokage's getting everything set up as we speak. [16:41] Masaki     Tokage?! Why her— [16:42] Yuki     Let's go. We don't have much time. [16:44] Yuki     We'll go over the details there. SIGN    Mayonaka Punch SIGN    710k subscribers [16:47] Masaki     They've completely lost touch with reality! [16:50] Masaki     Besides... [16:53] Masaki     Why here? [16:55] Masaki     This is where... [16:57] Masaki     Live and I first met... [17:00] Ichiko     This is the hospital where     Ai-san was admitted. [17:12] Tokage     Seriously, what the hell's wrong here?! [17:15] Fu     That's Tokage, and she sounds pissed. [17:17] Tokage     Why am I still getting a black screen?! [17:19] Ichiko     Things obviously aren't going well. [17:21] Yuki     She really is such a handful! [17:24] Yuki     You don't have anything set up! [17:26] Tokage     Oh, Shigeyuki. [17:27] Fu     Masaki-san. [17:27] Yuki     Yuki! [17:28] Fu     Could you handle the switcher for the stream? [17:32] Fu     Please check all of the camera positions. [17:35] Fu     I'll be off! [17:38] Masaki     What's wrong? [17:39] Ichiko     Um, here. [17:41] Ichiko     Live-sama left this in her room. [17:44] Ichiko     Um, I didn't... I didn't read what was inside! SIGN    To Masaki     From Live [17:50] Masaki     She totally read it. [17:58] Masaki     One here, and here... [18:01] Masaki     Where did they get all these cameras? SIGN    Ai-sama [18:34] Masaki     Live... [18:42] Yuki     How did you even manage to make this mess?! [18:46] Yuki     For crying out loud! [18:47] Yuki     How are we on time? [18:48] Fu     It's almost time for us to go live. [18:50] Tokage     Oh, Masaki! [18:52] Yuki     Good timing. [18:53] Yuki     We need to hurry and— [18:53] Masaki     Hey! [18:55] Masaki     Ai passed away in this hospital     twenty years ago. [18:59] Masaki     And Live slept for twenty years,     forgetting about that person. [19:04] Masaki     Isn't that right? [19:07] Masaki     In that case, she must be trying     to do the same thing. [19:10] Ichiko     What? [19:11] Masaki     It said, "I'm going to sleep for a while." [19:14] Masaki     She's trying to fall into another deep sleep! [19:18] Fu     Masaki-san... [19:19] Masaki     Last time, she slept for twenty years! [19:21] Masaki     This time around, it might be even longer! [19:23] Tokage     It's fine. [19:25] Tokage     Well, if she doesn't wake up,     just smack her real good on the head— [19:28] Masaki     Nothing you tried could wake her up, right?! [19:30] Masaki     She'll end up forgetting everything. [19:33] Masaki     About Ai, and me as well! [19:36] Ichiko     Live-sama would never forget about you! [19:38] Masaki     Then why does the end of her letter... SIGN    Farewell [19:40] Masaki     say "farewell"?! [19:42] Masaki     If it's all true, then now's     not the time for this! [19:45] Masaki     We need to look for her! [19:47] Ichiko     Please wait! [19:48] Masaki     Let go of me! [19:50] Masaki     I won't allow it! [19:51] Masaki     Not if I have anything to say about it! [19:53] Masaki     I don't know anything about Ai, [19:55] Masaki     but leaving me behind     to go off all by herself... [19:57] Masaki     Wasn't she the one... [19:59] Masaki     who said she'd be there for me?! [20:02] Yuki     Snap out of it! [20:04] Yuki     We've already searched for      Live to no success. [20:07] Yuki     You think you can do any better?! [20:10] Yuki     Focus on doing what you can right now! [20:14] Ichiko     Masaki. [20:16] Ichiko     Live-sama will come back to us! [20:18] Ichiko     And we'll hit a million subs     to save Banpai Manor! [20:21] Ichiko     Everything will go back to the way it was! [20:28] Fu     We need to start the stream soon! [20:34] Masaki     It makes no sense. [20:36] Masaki     Something's not right here. [20:38] Masaki     Not to mention... [20:40] Masaki     There's no way we can get     300k subs in one night. [20:46] Tokage     We've got this. [20:48] Masaki     What? [20:48] Tokage     We've come up with a special plan     to get us subs like crazy! [20:54] Masaki     Tokage... [20:57] Masaki     That smug grin of yours     worries me the most here! [21:01] Fu     Masaki-san! [21:02] Fu     We're counting on you! [21:04] Masaki     Fine! To hell with it! SIGN    Mayonaka Punch     Emergency Livestream!! SIGN    Mayonaka Punch     Emergency Livestream!! [21:09] Group     Good morning from the dead of night! [21:11] Group     Mayonaka Punch! [21:12] Fu     Fu. [21:13] Ichiko     Ichiko! [21:14] Tokage     Tokage! [21:15] Yuki     Yukirinko! [21:17] Fu     Thank you for tuning in to the     Mayonaka Punch emergency livestream. [21:22] Fu     To get right to the point,     we have something to tell all of you. [21:27] Fu     Um, go ahead, Ichiko-chan. [21:29] Ichiko     Yes! [21:30] Ichiko     Actually... We're vampires! [21:33] Masaki     What? [21:35] Masaki     What?! [21:35] Masaki     You're admitting it?! [21:37] Masaki     But... what?! [21:38] Masaki     What's going on?! [21:40] Masaki     No, don't give me that thumbs-up! SIGN    Engawa: Good morning~     www.jp: where's little miss violent?!     Fried Mackerel Meal: Where's Live?     Mii: Good morning, MayoPan!     ...This feels kind of serious.     Rural HS Senior: What?     gomadanGO: ??????     Pastel Blue: Vampires???     Yuuna: ?!     Mii: What?     molasses: what's this now lol a joke?     Chai_T: the channel's suddenly     gone all occult lolol     Fried Mackerel Meal: Forget that,     did you find Live-sama yet???     Green Turtle: You can't be serious lol [21:48] Masaki     What's happening?! [21:51] Masaki     How is this livestream going to end?! [23:25] Masaki     MayoPan's all-or-nothing livestream... [23:27] Masaki     How will it all end?! [23:28] Ichiko     To sum it up, Ichiko turns     into Super Ichiko-chan! [23:30] Fu     I want to sing! [23:30] Tokage     The final episode:     "Tokage's Never-Ending Jackp— [23:31] Yuki     Oh, no! Yukirinko's world-famous now! [23:34] Masaki     Seriously, how's it end?! [23:35] Group     Next time: "The Last Live Stream"! [23:37] Masaki     Live, hurry up and come back! E12 - The Last Live Stream Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Ichiko     Actually... We're vampires! [00:05] Masaki     What?! [00:06] Masaki     What the hell are you doing?! [00:06] Fu     MayoPan was a way for us     to interact with all of you humans. SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Make sure you subscribe!! SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night~ Streaming live from an abandoned hospital at night Please subscribe, leave comments, and hit the like button!! [00:11] Fu     But unless we hit a million subs tonight,     our channel is going to be erased! [00:17] Ichiko     Live-sama, you're watching, aren't you?! [00:18] Ichiko     We're in big trouble! [00:20] Ichiko     So please, come back right away! [00:21] Masaki     Live... [00:22] Masaki     Where are you, and what are you doing? [00:23] Fu     And so, today's stream is... [00:26] Masaki     Huh? [00:34] Tokage     Oh! Now we have vampires     who are going to be "it"! [00:39] Ichiko     Vampires playing tag in an abandoned hospital! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Make sure you subscribe!! SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night~ Streaming live from an abandoned hospital at night Please subscribe, leave comments, and hit the like button!! [00:41] Ichiko     No stopping until we hit a million subs! SIGN    Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!! SIGN    Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!! [00:44] Masaki     No stopping? [00:45] Masaki     If they catch you, then it's all over! [00:49] Ichiko     Hey, now, we didn't start yet. [00:53] Yuki     Looks like they're serious! [00:55] Yuki     Okay, then, to kick this off... [00:57] Yuki     Let's begin this game of tag! [00:58] Masaki     Man, this has gotten out of hand! [01:00] Tokage     This way, morons! SIGN    The Game of Tag Begins!! SIGN    The Game of Tag Begins!! [01:06] Masaki     How do I put this all together? [01:08] Fu     Masaki-san. [01:09] Fu     Think the stream will be okay? [01:11] Masaki     Somehow. [01:13] Fu     Thank you. [01:14] Fu     Also, Masaki-san... [01:15] Masaki     Wait. [01:17] Masaki     This stream is way too reckless! [01:19] Masaki     Why did you reveal yourselves     in the first place?! [01:21] Masaki     Now Mother will be on your— [01:23] Fu     Nobody watching believes any of it. [01:25] Masaki     What? SIGN    stones: damn loud explosion     eelchair: What was that?!     wawawa: ?!?!     Extra Serving of Abura Soba: Which side     is it in vampire tag?     Please Listen to Me: Did something explode?     Such elaborate effects~     Obemura: Really funny joke there lolol     ribon: Where's Live-sama...?     17765: Wait... There's way too much     going on here [01:27] Fu     But we managed to lure out our hunters. [01:30] Fu     Now we can shoot a game of tag     like no one's seen before. [01:34] Masaki     What if they catch you? [01:36] Fu     It'll be fine! [01:37] Fu     We won't let them get us! SIGN    2,581 watching now [01:43] Masaki     It's true that the audience     is eating this up, but... SIGN    Obemura: Oh, look at them all run     ponsuke: this camera switching is really...     Chocolate Chip: What a serious game of tag     G7I5N: Are the staff amateurs?     Should have gotten pros...     Dim-Witted Kana: It just started and it's already     hard to see~ I don't know if I can watch this to the end     Sayacha: No way they'll hit a million subs     Flying Chicken: Please set up the cameras     so we can see everyone~~~     Running & Sneaker: We want to see more Fu     okapon: this camera work... [01:51] Tokage     She really is such a pain in the butt. [01:55] Tokage     Oh, there you are. [01:58] Tokage     Jump! [01:59] Tokage     Cling... [02:02] Tokage     A wild gamble ain't so bad sometimes! [02:06] Tokage     I'll make sure MayoPan lives on! [02:12] Tokage     You won't get your hands on— SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Tokage's Out!! [02:25] Masaki     Tokage! SIGN    Green Turtle: What's going on     Ke-boy: Her fault for smoking in a hospital     gomadanGO: No idea what's happening     since the camera work sucks so much.     ribon: Where's Live-sama...?     Wasshoi: These cameras kys kys kys     Gen: So hard to see ;w;     paka: How dare they do this to my Tokage-sama...!     Jshi66: they suck     Fried Mackerel Meal: Wait, isn't Fu in danger, too??     Fork Devil: Fu...     Engawa: Ah, not good     wawawa: Show us how the others are doing! [02:30] Masaki     What? SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! [02:40] Fu     Masaki-san. [02:41] Masaki     Huh? [02:42] Fu     Keep the stream going. [02:45] Fu     Don't let this be the end for MayoPan. [02:48] Fu     Everyone watching, thanks for tuning in. [02:52] Fu     Please! Keep spreading the word     about this stream! [02:58] Masaki     Fu! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Fu's Out!! [03:08] Masaki     You said they wouldn't get you... [03:13] Masaki     Who cares about that now?! SIGN    flapjack octopus: oh no     1000 km/h: They got Fu-chan too     Fork Devil: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu ;w;     www.jp: wait, did she just say masaki???     who-love-love: Don't you go scaring Fu     vckx: By Masaki, does she mean Masakichi?!     Jshi66: Masakichi?!     ribon: Where's Live-sama...?     Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?     Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?     Mii: Is Fu okay? I'm so worried     Goemon: So Masakichi came up with this??     Yukko: Did you get proper permission     to film here?     Level-1200: Is Masakichi there? [03:16] Masaki     Shut up already! [03:19] Masaki     Wait, Ichiko! In front of you! [03:36] Ichiko     Masaki?! [03:38] Masaki     Hold this! [03:39] Masaki     This game of tag isn't over yet! [03:42] Ichiko     Right! [03:43] Masaki     Ichiko! [03:44] Masaki     Use the laptop to see where they are! [03:46] Ichiko     Um... SIGN    Goemon: Did I just hear Masakichi?? [03:49] Ichiko     That's right! [03:50] Ichiko     Here with me is Masakichi! [03:51] Masaki     Don't show my face! Where are they? [03:52] Masaki     Um, they're... [03:57] Masaki     We're done for. [03:59] Ichiko     Th-The jigsaw is up. [04:02] Masaki     Damn it! [04:14] Masaki     Yuki?! [04:15] Yuki     Leave them to me. [04:16] Yuki     Hurry up and run away! [04:17] Ichiko     Don't be absurd! [04:18] Ichiko     Yuki-sama, there's no way— [04:19] Yuki     Just go on! [04:21] Yuki     Or we'll all end up out! [04:22] Masaki     Shigeyuki... [04:24] Yuki     And don't call me Shigeyuki! [04:32] Yuki     I'll take care of all of you. [04:36] Yuki     Get ready! [04:43] Masaki     Ichiko! [04:44] Ichiko     M-Masaki... [04:47] Ichiko     I'm bleeding! [04:48] Masaki     What?! [04:49] Masaki     First aid... We need first aid! [04:54] Masaki     What was that? [04:57] Masaki     Yuki? SIGN    Please Stand By SIGN    Please Stand By [05:13] Ichiko     They got Yuki-sama... [05:14] Masaki     Ichiko! [05:18] Masaki     What do we do? [05:21] Ichiko     It's fine. [05:22] Ichiko     A quick nap'll heal me right up. [05:26] Ichiko     Masaki. [05:27] Masaki     What is it? [05:29] Ichiko     The stream is going to end... [05:32] Ichiko     MayoPan is going to end! [05:36] Ichiko     I don't want that! SIGN    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?     Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?     Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?     taiyaki: still not back?     Level-1200: Stop slacking     mumu: if only live was here...     G7I5N: Taking so long, I can't watch this     Takowasa: Stop trying to buy time for views     Flying Chicken: What's taking so long?     Vending Machine: Did they get permission     from the owner of this abandoned hospital?     If they didn't... [05:38] Ichiko     After we all tried so hard... [05:42] Ichiko     After you came to Banpai Manor... [05:45] Ichiko     Everything's been so much fun. [05:48] Ichiko     That's... That's why... [05:52] Ichiko     All I wanted was for that to last. [05:57] Ichiko     Masaki... [05:59] Ichiko     MayoPan's... [06:01] Masaki     Ichiko? Ichiko! [06:09] Masaki     I'm the only one left now. SIGN    coffee beans: not even funny     Iron Deficiency: Your ideas blow, just quit now     yani-yani: Stop streaming     aieuo: Masakichi trying to rack up viewers     Gen: Get on with it already. Don't keep us waiting     Passion Exploitation: What happened to all that     vampire stuff???     taiyaki: boring     Jelly-beans: Everyone! I saw a post saying     the stream is over!!     Praying Owl: Snoozefest, what a waste of time     masa: this is all masakichi's fault     rice on rice: she'll pay     ribon: Where's Live-sama...?     Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?     Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?     Stalemate Gamer: Awful stream.     Give me my time back     eeeeeeks: What a creep. [06:25] Masaki     This is... [06:28] Masaki     where I first met Live! [06:32] Masaki     Ah, damn it all! [06:34] Masaki     This is all Live's fault! [06:36] Masaki     Where the hell is she?! SIGN    Images SIGN    Title                    Please stand by                    For end of stream [06:58] Masaki     I swear... SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl [07:02] Masaki     "Oedo"... [07:05] Masaki/Oedo     "Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas?" SIGN    Work: So many trolls lol     energy: Please do something about this     Lemon Sour: Is it coming back?          Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one     of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she     gets stoked, it always ends in trouble          Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she     hasn't changed at all since the     Hype-Sis days [07:08] Oedo Girl     Whenever she gets stoked,     it always ends in trouble! [07:11] Oedo Girl     Hilarious how she hasn't changed     at all since the Hype-Sis days! [07:14] Masaki     Huh? SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan? [07:16] Oedo Girl     So now she's ruining MayoPan? SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to turn things around     for some real hype? [07:18] Oedo Girl     Oh, is she suddenly going to turn     things around for some real hype? [07:22] Masaki/Oedo     "I can't wait!" SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao [07:24] Masaki     Huh?! [07:25] Masaki     What the hell's your deal?! [07:27] Masaki     I mean... [07:28] (Flashback) Oedo Girl     You're Masakichi-san, right? [07:30] (Flashback) Oedo Girl     I'm a huge fan! [07:31] Masaki     That's what you said! [07:33] Masaki     So why this?! [07:34] Masaki     What's even going through your head?! [07:36] Masaki     Do you know what I've gone through     because of comments like yours?! [07:40] Masaki     Get a life, you goddamn idiot! [07:47] Masaki     Is she just having fun stirring the pot? [07:52] Masaki     Am I taking this way too seriously? SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she gets stoked, it always ends in trouble     Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she hasn't changed     at all since the Hype-Sis days     Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan? lmao     Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to     turn things around for some real hype?     Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao     mumu: If Live was here... SIGN    If the abuser wants to show her face, then go ahead     I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In a lot...     Go away scumbag SIGN    thxbye: I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In...     Asahitaro: Go away scumbag     Momo: To tell you the truth, I don't hate Masakichi     that much either...     dedesuke: Masakichi on the run      Masakichi on the run Masakichi     on the run Masakichi on the run     Masakichi on the run Masakichi on the run     chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan SIGN    chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan [08:12] Masaki     Sakura? [08:19] Masaki     Of course there are people out there [08:22] Masaki     who really hate me,     as well as those having fun trolling. [08:27] Masaki     But there are also people who support me. [08:30] Masaki     A very small number, but still. [08:33] Masaki     No matter how much I try, I don't understand! [08:36] Masaki     I can't tell how any of these     people feel about me! [08:39] Masaki     I never will, and when all's     said and done, I'm scared! [08:42] Masaki     But one thing's for sure! SIGN    watching now SIGN    watching now [08:45] Masaki     Everyone's here to watch MayoPan. [08:49] Masaki     Our haters... [08:51] Masaki     and our supporters! [08:54] Masaki     So no matter what anyone thinks... [08:57] Masaki     I've gotta continue the stream! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! [09:05] Masaki     Good morning from the dead of night! [09:07] Masaki     Mayonaka Punch! [09:08] Masaki     Staff member Masakichi here! [09:13] Masaki     Yep. SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!! [09:14] Masaki     "How dare you show your face on camera?" [09:16] Masaki     You're absolutely right. [09:18] Masaki     However... [09:19] Masaki     However! [09:20] Masaki     I can't let this livestream end! [09:24] Masaki     I can't let this be the end for MayoPan! [09:26] Masaki     So I have a favor to ask you all! [09:30] Masaki     Let me join in on this game of tag. [09:39] Masaki     And so, I'm the only one left now! [09:42] Masaki     If they catch me,     the stream will immediately end! [09:45] Masaki     But I won't lose! [09:47] Masaki     You may be surprised to hear     that I'm pretty dang good at tag! [09:52] Masaki     Yes, that's right. [09:53] Masaki     I'm a nasty piece of work— [09:55] Masaki     What? [10:01] Masaki     I'm the one who made a     huge mess of Hype-Sis. [10:10] Masaki     And I'm to blame for this as well! [10:13] Masaki     For saying such awful things to Live! [10:15] Masaki     So that's why... [10:22] Masaki     That's why Live, all of MayoPan,     the Hype-Sis girls... [10:27] Masaki     and all of you watching     deserve an apology from me. [10:31] Masaki     I'm really sorry! [10:50] Masaki     I know it's not something an apology will fix. [10:54] Masaki     Still, I don't want to say goodbye to MayoPan! [10:59] Masaki     If there's anyone out there who wants     to show their support for MayoPan, [11:03] Masaki     spread the word about this stream! [11:05] Masaki     I, Masakichi, won't let myself     be caught until Live shows up! SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!! [11:11] TSUMA-shi     MayoPan's going all out as usual, I see. [11:15] TSUMA-shi     It's not much, but the least     I can do is lend a hand. SIGN    Send SIGN    MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an     interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!          Mayonaka Punch @mayopan     Good morning from the dead of night!     Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3 [11:18] TSUMA-shi     Bomber! SIGN    TSUMA-shi @tsumashi     MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an     interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!          Mayonaka Punch @mayopan     Good morning from the dead of night!     Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3          Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!     No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!     NewTube SIGN    watching now [11:30] Masaki     There's no way you're getting your hands on me! [11:34] Masaki     Catch me if you can! [11:40] Masaki     Sorry, Live. [11:42] Masaki     Ever since we met, you've     always been thinking about me. [11:46] Masaki     That's why... [11:47] Masaki     I'll keep up this game of tag,     even if I break my leg! SIGN    Feudal Lord: Masakichi's doing better than... SIGN    hipopo: Seriously, go away     Cheese Naan: We don't need Masakichi, just find...     ...cone: violent bitch kys kys SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Lol wow     she's really running. Good luck~ SIGN    Remy: So intense lmao     Claire: TSUMA-shi sent me here!     Must be exhausting~ Good luck!!     daniel: You're nobody, don't get cocky SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!! SIGN    cherry-blossoms: Masakichi, you can do it!!     flapjack octopus: so much for the vampire stuff lmao     Terrarium: TSUMA-shi recommended this stream...     I'll be silently cheering you on! SIGN    watching now SIGN    hinoko: You're pretty athletic!! My opinion...     Fork Devil: If Masakichi survives...     Fu will be saved, so I'm on your side!      SIGN    ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~     Boiled Tofu: What's entertaining about this stream?     What's entertaining about this stream?     What's entertaining about this stream? [12:41] Masaki     Give up already! [12:49] Masaki     This game's not over yet! [12:53] Leader     You've all lost. [12:56] Leader     Stop the stream. [12:58] Masaki     D-Don't move! [13:00] Masaki     If you come any closer... [13:03] Leader     Why did you decide to do it? [13:05] Masaki     What? [13:07] Leader     Why did you decide to be on camera? [13:09] Masaki     Huh? [13:11] Masaki     For MayoPan! [13:12] Masaki     Not to mention everyone watching! [13:15] Masaki     Listen up! [13:15] Masaki     If we reach a million subs,     I want all of them back! [13:18] Masaki     And Banpai Manor— [13:19] Leader     No. [13:22] Leader     I'm asking about you. [13:25] Masaki     What are you talking about? [13:27] Masaki     That doesn't matter— [13:28] Leader     Answer me. [13:29] Masaki     Like I said, so MayoPan can live on. [13:32] Masaki     That's all it is. [13:34] Masaki     This may be an atrocious idea     that doesn't make any sense, [13:38] Masaki     but they gave their all for it! [13:40] Masaki     That's why... [13:42] Masaki     Even though I know no one wants to watch me... [13:45] Masaki     Ah, never mind! [13:46] Masaki     Everyone, forget what I just said! [13:48] Masaki     Anyway, I'll do everything I can     until Live comes back... [13:52] Masaki     Huh? [13:53] Masaki     No way. SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!     10k watching now [13:57] Masaki     When did all these people... [14:02] Masaki     In the end, I... [14:05] Leader     Let me ask you one more time. [14:07] Leader     Why did you decide to be on camera? [14:11] Masaki     I... SIGN    Visiting an abandoned hospital!! [14:20] Masaki     I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?! [14:24] Masaki     Because... Because... Because... [14:29] Masaki     Because I want to, of course! [14:41] Masaki     The truth is, I want to feel wanted. [14:45] Masaki     Even now, I want them to enjoy watching me. [14:48] Masaki     But I know that's too much to ask. [15:00] Masaki     Live! [15:01] Masaki     You're watching this stream, aren't you?! [15:03] Masaki     I showed my face! [15:04] Masaki     I didn't run away this time! [15:05] Masaki     Did you forget our deal?! [15:07] Masaki     You promised me, didn't you?! [15:09] Masaki     To make a meal of me     once we hit a million subs! [15:12] Masaki     So hurry up and show yourself already! [15:17] Masaki     I won't let myself be caught just yet! [15:26] Masaki     I'm not gonna make it. [15:28] Masaki     No, no, no! [15:30] Masaki     I'll make sure the stream goes on! [15:32] Masaki     I won't let it all end here! [15:43] Live     Gotcha. [15:46] Live     I'm here for you, Masaki. [15:49] Masaki     What took you so long?! [15:51] Live     Sorry. [15:52] Masaki     No, I was in the wrong. [15:55] Masaki     Live, I'm sorry for all     the awful things I said. [15:58] Live     It's fine. [16:00] Live     I'm just glad I could hear it. [16:03] Masaki     Hear what? [16:04] Live     How you really felt. [16:05] Live     That you wanted to be in our videos. [16:07] Masaki     You knew already, didn't you? [16:09] Masaki     You're the vampire who knows me     better than anyone else, after all. [16:14] Live     I wanted to hear you say it! [16:16] Live     So I'm really happy! [16:18] Masaki     Yeah. [16:19] Masaki     Huh? [16:21] Masaki     You're happy you heard me say it? [16:24] Live     Yep! [16:26] Masaki     Live, you heard us talking just now? [16:30] Masaki     Hey, wait a minute! [16:32] Masaki     Wait, that means... [16:34] Masaki     Huh? What? [16:36] Masaki     Huh?! [16:38] Masaki     Wait, wait, wait, wait! [16:43] Kikka     It went off without a hitch. [16:44] Otomi     What a relief. [16:45] Fu     Masakichi's back in action. [16:47] Sidebrah     The hunters were... [16:48] Outlaw     Us Outside Kids, and... [16:51] Group     Hype-Sis! [16:54] Sidebrah     Tokage-nee-san, your athletic skills     are, like, totally out there! [16:58] Tokage     Whoo... [16:59] Ichiko     I mean, that's obvious, isn't it? [17:01] Ichiko     Because, because, because... [17:03] Ichiko     Because I want to, of course! [17:10] Live     Okay, everyone! All together now! [17:13] Group     You got pranked! SIGN    You Got Pranked! SIGN    You Got     Pranked!! SIGN    You Got     Pranked!! [17:19] Plumb Wrong Logic     Impeccable timing, Mastamin-nee-san. [17:22] Yuki     Don't call me Mastamin-nee-san. SIGN    "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?" SIGN    "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?" SIGN    You Got Pranked! [17:24] Live     Well, then... [17:26] Live     So sorry for making all of you worry! [17:31] Live     Man, I know, right? [17:33] Live     I didn't think it'd all work out this well! [17:36] Live     All righty, time to explain how it went down! [17:39] Live     Oh, hold that thought! [17:41] Live     Masakichi, why don't we— [17:42] Masaki     You bastard... [17:44] Masaki     Screw you! [17:50] Ichiko     Live-sama! [17:54] Masaki     We sincerely apologize for putting on     this preposterous stream. [18:00] Live     It all started when Masakichi ran out of     the house, refusing to star in our videos, [18:05] Live     which was when I came up with this prank. [18:08] Live     We'll explain all the nitty-gritty     details later in a separate video. [18:12] Live     Huh? Vampires? [18:13] Live     Of course there's no such thing! [18:15] Masaki     Anyway! [18:16] Masaki     We're really... [18:17] Group     Very sorry about what we did! [18:23] Masaki     You got all of them involved. [18:25] Masaki     Wait, if it was you under this mask, [18:28] Masaki     were you the one who attacked our car? [18:30] Fu     Th-That was me. [18:32] Fu     I immediately changed my outfit     to meet up with you. [18:35] Masaki     What about Banpai Manor? [18:36] Live     Just normal repairs! [18:38] Masaki     For a house that might get torn down? [18:40] Masaki     What about Ai-san, then? [18:42] Tokage     I came up with that one! [18:44] Tokage     Changing one letter in Live gives you Love! [18:47] Tokage     That's what "Ai" means! SIGN    Ai [18:50] Masaki     So the part about Live remembering     what happened twenty years ago... [18:54] Live     Oh, that part's true! [18:55] Masaki     What? [18:56] Live     Man, the two of us really are     fated to be together! [19:00] Masaki     Huh?! [19:02] Live     Don't worry about it. [19:03] Live     Well, then... Once again,     let's aim for one million! [19:06] Live     We have one month left! [19:08] Masaki     Oh, right. [19:10] Masaki     Today being the deadline was a lie as well. [19:11] Live     Once we reach it, I can go ahead, right? [19:14] Masaki     What? [19:14] Live     I can make a meal of you, right? [19:17] Masaki     That's null and void now. [19:18] Live     What?! [20:46] Yuki     We're truly, truly sorry     about our past livestream! [20:50] Mother     Not you too, Shigeyuki. [20:53] Yuki     Oh, but it's all okay! [20:54] Yuki     Not a single person who watched     believes that vampires exist! SIGN    Right? [20:58] Yuki     Right? Right? SIGN    Right? [21:03] Mother     It seems this served as a good     opportunity for that human, Masaki. [21:08] Yuki     Y-Yes! [21:09] Yuki     I have to say, the bonds between     Live and Masaki are strong indeed! [21:13] Mother     They certainly are. [21:19] (Flashback) Live     Agh! I'm sick and tired of being a vampire! [21:22] (Flashback) Live     What's wrong with going out during the day?! [21:34] (Flashback) Live     I-I'm done for... [21:36] (Flashback) Masaki     Huh? [21:39] (Flashback) Masaki     A talking bat. [21:42] (Flashback) Masaki     Are you okay? [21:44] (Flashback) Live     L-Let me have some blood! [21:46] (Flashback) Masaki     Go ahead. Make a meal of me. [21:49] (Flashback) Masaki     Here. [21:51] (Flashback) Live     Time to dig in! SIGN    Chomp!! [21:54] (Flashback) Masaki     Ow! [21:55] (Flashback) Masaki     Ow, ow, ow, ow! [21:56] (Flashback) Masaki     Go away, you dumb bat! [22:00] Masaki     It hurts! [22:00] (Flashback) Masaki's Mom     Are you okay, Masaki-chan? [22:02] Mother     She saved Live's life, after all. [22:05] Yuki     So that's why she can't forget that taste? [22:09] Yuki     Well, she ended up sleeping     for twenty years after that. [22:12] Ichiko     We're home! [22:14] Fu     Tokage-san, you can park the car over there. [22:16] Tokage     Sheesh, why's it my job... [22:20] Live     Masaki... [22:22] Live     I'm sorry! I mean it, really! [22:24] Live     But you know, that prank was     my way of showing how much I care! [22:28] Masaki     Well, I don't know... [22:29] Live     I'll work even harder on     our videos starting tomorrow! [22:32] Live     I'll make sure we hit a million subs! [22:35] Live     So our deal about your blood... [22:37] Masaki     Ah, sure, fine. [22:39] Masaki     I'll consider it. [22:44] Live     No backsies, okay?! [22:45] Live     Let's go shoot a video together right now! [22:47] Masaki     Hey! [22:49] Ichiko     What are you two ditching for?! [23:00] Masaki     Hey, Live! [23:02] Masaki     Can you slow it down a bit?! [23:04] Live     Masaki, thanks. [23:06] Masaki     Huh? For what? [23:07] Live     For teaching us all about videos. [23:11] Live     And bringing us out into the world     from the darkness. [23:17] Masaki     You did the same for me. [23:22] Live     All right! [23:23] Live     Here we go! [23:32] Group     Good morning from the dead of night!