Season 1

E1 - The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire

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[01:33] Masaki
    NewTube.
[01:35] Masaki
    Every minute, it sees hundreds
    of hours of video uploaded,
[01:39] Masaki
    as well as hundreds of thousands
    of hours of video watched,
[01:42] Masaki
    making it the world's most-visited website.
SIGN    Katsudon: It's almost time
    ohashi: gg masakichi
    Hibiscus: Are you two okay?
    Don't push yourselves
    Chachamaru: Hellooo
    nemo: hey
    kkkk0302: yo losers
    imhungry: Masakichi's done for!
    Masakichi's done for!
    Masakichi's done for!
    Ishibashi T. Wataru: Man up and step down
    Gakkey: What happened?
    Sparkling ° Chondroitin: kikka a cute
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.
    How about I punch you too??
    lol lmao: apology stream yessssss
    Vitamin B2: Unforgivable
    Kai10: Are you two okay...?
[01:46] Masaki
    These comments, I swear...
SIGN    Hype-Sis
    Urgent Announcement
[01:48] Masaki
    Utter trash.
[01:50] Masaki
    What do they know?!
[01:53] Kikka
    To all of you who continue to
    support us, thank you so much.
[01:58] Kikka
    Today, we have an announcement to make.
[02:01] Kikka
    First, regarding the past several videos,
[02:04] Kikka
    we would like to apologize for
    any discomfort they may have caused.
[02:09] Kikka
    To set things right, we've decided
    to let Masakichi go as a member.
[02:14] Otomi
    She's been making videos with us
    since high school,
[02:17] Otomi
    so we wanted to keep her on if possible,
SIGN    Breaking: Masakichi fired Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful. Are you two okay? It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense Avocado: No one likes Masakichi anyway, so who cares? pui: lol fired lmao Black-Hearted Kurosuke: The videos were hard to watch. I sincerely hope this leads to the best for all three of you. Antinomy: Masakichi ruins the videos. I hate seeing her. smooth finish: show her face already
[02:21] Otomi
    but the truth is that we haven't been
    on good terms for some time now.
[02:25] Kikka
    From frustration about not getting views,
[02:27] Kikka
    to complaints about the content of our videos
[02:29] Kikka
    and differences in enthusiasm levels...
[02:31] Kikka
    We had our fair share of arguments,
[02:33] Kikka
    followed by her violent outburst
    the other day during our livestream...
[02:37] Masaki
    So what?
[02:38] Masaki
    It's all my fault now?
[02:40] Kikka
    ...and the toxic posts
    discovered on her alt after that.
SIGN    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal? Stop playing the victim... So annoying
    
    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    You seriously can't even do this? So useless
    
    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    God they're so needy
[02:43] Kikka
    We want everyone to enjoy watching
    the Hyped-Up Sisters channel,
[02:48] Kikka
    so we can't overlook these actions
    from one of our members.
[02:51] Masaki
    Screw you!
SIGN    Re: She crossed the line there
    JO: true lol
    I quit: Bye masakichi
    Yasu: Yeah figures
    apple: so long
    Wrinkled dress shirt: well duh
    jiji: Right move
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt
    human: violent bitch die die die die die
    edamame: i hope you never change otomin
    ky: Cut it out already
    Iburi Gakko Enthusiast: I know it won't be easy
    going forward, but I'm rooting for you!
    gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi
    Eye Drops: Go away loser
    bom777: ggwp
    Ma: Why are you two apologizing?
    tasteless odorless: You might be better off
    going your separate ways.
[02:55] Masaki
    No way...
[02:55] Otomi
    After getting together as a group to
    discuss these incidents and our next steps,
[02:57] Masaki
    The haters are the ones to blame here!
[02:59] Masaki
    I did nothing wrong!
[03:00] Otomi
    the two of us and Masakichi
    have decided to go our separate ways.
[03:05] Otomi
    If all of you watching
    can find it to forgive us,
[03:07] Masaki
    What?!
[03:08] Otomi
    we would like to continue Hype-Sis with
    just the two of us, Otomin and Kicchomu.
[03:09] Masaki
    You're the ones who made that decision for me!
[03:14] Kikka
    We would like to take this
    opportunity to make a fresh start,
[03:17] Kikka
    and focus on diligently making videos
    that all of our viewers can enjoy.
[03:23] Otomi
    As the new and reborn Hyped-Up Sisters,
[03:26] Otomi
    we'll do our best to hit the goal Masakichi had set
[03:28] Otomi
    of reaching one million channel subscribers.
[03:32] Kikka
    Finally, please continue to support us—
SIGN    The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
SIGN    One Moment, Please
[03:43] Kikka
    Now you've made another mess.
[03:46] Otomi
    That's a lot of comments.
[03:48] Masaki
    Man, looks like you racked up a ton of hits.
[03:52] Kikka
    All thanks to you.
[03:54] Masaki
    You're welcome.
[03:56] Masaki
    Also, a million subs?
[03:58] Masaki
    No way!
[03:59] Masaki
    No one will stick around once I'm gone.
[04:01] Kikka
    We won't let them slip away.
[04:02] Kikka
    We'll keep growing our numbers.
[04:05] Masaki
    But I'm the one who came up
    with all our video ideas!
[04:08] Kikka
    You just wanted to call all the shots.
[04:10] Masaki
    I was the one who filmed and edited—
[04:12] Otomi
    We'll do what we can!
[04:14] Otomi
    Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
    if we hire someone new!
[04:18] Kikka
    We're going to start the stream again.
    Will you join us?
[04:21] Kikka
    Well, not like anyone wants
    to see a violent bitch like you.
[04:26] Masaki
    No way!
[04:27] Masaki
    Hey, there! Masakichi here!
[04:31] Masaki
    I've decided to start a solo channel!
[04:34] Masaki
    This channel will be for videos of
    all the things I really wanted to do!

[04:35] Masaki
    The comments are a war zone!
[04:37] Masaki
    Yes, yes!
SIGN    tommy: Have you ever considered how
    the two Hype-Sis members must feel?
    Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
    Tangerine Jelly: Please don't upload any more videos
    yamamomo: Are you really taking this attitude
    after punching someone? You can't just pretend it
    didn't happen, so please apologize to the other two
    and give us fans a proper explanation.
    merorin: why the hell would you start a solo channel
    Milk Tea: All she thinks about is herself.
    She doesn't care at all how the fans feel.
    SE: A 10 min video yapping about herself
    and zero apologies lmao
    otooto: The stuff about recent gripes is w/e,
    but I can't forgive you for punching Otomin.
[04:38] Masaki
    I'll get everyone talking
    and blow those two out of the water!
[04:38] Masaki
    All the ideas that wouldn't have
    flown before are fair game now!

SIGN    Rice: she doesn't regret anything she did
    aa: So this is what Masakichi is really like..
    tomtom: Seriously messed up as a person
    Shrimp: Think about the other two a little
    amebaaaaaaaa: Nice sockpuppet
    sdsjkfha: Please. Just quit already.
    The Great Acorn: Turns out Masakichi's
     willing to do whatever it takes
     for her own success.
[04:43] Masaki
    Please support the channel,
    like, and subscribe!
[04:47] Masaki
    This is your chance to witness a legend!
[04:54] Masaki
    What, really?
[04:55] Masaki
    Not even one positive comment?
[05:00] Masaki
    This isn't good!
[05:01] Masaki
    Damage control, damage control!
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
[05:03] Masaki
    "Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!"
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
[05:05] Masaki
    "You have my support!"
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
SIGN    Daifuku Mochi: Who are you going to punch next??
    
    Seltzer Water: Don't be so full of yourself. You're not even cute.
    
    AT: Support? That's gotta be her posting lol
    
    hypehype: Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
    You have my support!
    
    tommy: Have you ever considered how the
    two Hype-Sis members must feel?
    
    Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
[05:12] Masaki
    No more!
[05:12] Masaki
    I'm not looking!
[05:13] Masaki
    Say what you want!
SIGN    nanamichan: I haven't seen all of Hype-Sis's videos,
    but I can't support Masakichi-san anymore.
    
    rice on rice: What's with the heel turn?
    
    Hojicha Ice Cream: She's got a talent for offending people
    
    MIU: So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute,
    funny girl with a good personality.
    
    chopsticks: Was starting a solo channel
    really your highest priority here?
SIGN    She's got a talent for offending people
SIGN    So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute, funny girl
    with a good personality.
SIGN    Was starting a solo channel really your highest priority here?
[05:25] Masaki
    Yeah, maybe I should have started
    with an apology video.
SIGN    Sorry
SIGN    Sorry
[05:32] Masaki
    There.
[05:43] (Flashback) Kikka
    Not like anyone wants to see
    a violent bitch like you.
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
    Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
    if we hire someone new!
[06:04] Masaki
    That's it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Masakichi @masakichi_1111
    
    I'm thinking about starting a new channel.
    Looking for anyone who wants to join!!
    If you're interested, please send me a message.
    
    #Masakichi #RecruitingNewMembers #NewTube
[06:07] Masaki
    Here we go!
[06:09] Masaki
    Time for a casting call!
SIGN    Banpai Manor
SIGN    Go ahead...
    Make a meal of me
SIGN    Go ahead...
    Make a meal of me
[06:44] Live
    I can't think straight,
    and it's driving me wild!
[06:47] Live
    I'm at my limit!
[06:50] Live
    Time to dig in!
[06:54] Live
    Hot!
[06:56] Live
    I'm on fire!
[06:57] Live
    My hand! My hand!
[07:02] Live
    Hot, hot, hot!
[07:03] Ichiko
    Pipe down, will you?
[07:04] Ichiko
    Do you know what time it is?
[07:08] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[07:15] Live
    Hey, Ichiko.
[07:17] Live
    You almost turned me to ashes.
[07:19] Live
    Don't open the curtains in a vampire's room.
[07:22] Ichiko
    I forgot to close them after cleaning.
[07:25] Ichiko
    More importantly, I'm happy
    to see you're finally awake!
[07:28] Live
    Huh?
[07:31] Live
    I'm going back to sleep, though.
[07:33] Live
    Back to my dream to...
[07:34] Ichiko
    You can't be serious!
[07:36] Ichiko
    I've been worried sick these last twenty years!
[07:39] Live
    Did you say twenty years?
[07:41] Ichiko
    I sure did!
[07:42] Ichiko
    It was a royal pain watching
     you sleep this whole time!
[07:46] Live
    If I was sleeping for twenty years,
    why'd I get interrupted at the best part?
[07:50] Ichiko
    I will say, you really are
    my savior, Live-sama!
[07:54] Live
    Huh? Your savior?
SIGN    Thud!
[07:57] Ichiko
    Take a look at this!
[08:02] Live
    What're all these?
SIGN    Pay us back
SIGN    Collection Letter
SIGN    Collection Letter
[08:02] [SONG] Sign
    Pay back what you owe
[08:02] [SONG] Sign
    Pay back what you owe
[08:03] Ichiko
    Collation letters.
[08:05] Live
    Collection letters.
[08:06] Ichiko
    I've been working my butt off to look after
    Banpai Manor these past twenty years.
[08:11] Ichiko
    But the debt just keeps piling up.
[08:14] Live
    Wait, debt? How?
[08:17] Ichiko
    I started trading stocks.
[08:19] Live
    What? You of all people?
[08:20] Ichiko
    Yes!
[08:21] Ichiko
    I invested all over. Futures trading.
[08:24] Ichiko
    I'm staying ahead of the game!
[08:26] Live
    How can someone who can't read
    the word "collection" even trade stocks?
[08:31] Ichiko
    I consulted videos from
    stock market experts, you know.
[08:35] Ichiko
    They promised I'd rake in the cash
    if I did as they said!
SIGN    Save up ¥10 million
    Investing in Stocks
    Tips & Tricks
SIGN    Stocks
    Guaranteed not to fail
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal
    in 3 Minutes!!
[08:38] Live
    Videos?
[08:39] Live
    What's this rectangular slab?
[08:41] Ichiko
    It's called a smartphone.
[08:45] Live
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal
    in 3 Minutes!!
[08:54] Live
    Now this is a wild turn of events!
SIGN    Rental Space
    
    Masakichi Channel
    New Member Auditions
    
    Conference Room B
[09:01] Masaki
    Thank you for your application.
SIGN    Masakichi New Channel
     Member Interviews
[09:05] Masaki
    Um...
[09:06] Mob A
    Yay.
[09:07] Mob A
    Without further ado...
[09:08] Mob A
    I snuck into an interview for the disgraced
    NewTuber Masakichi's new member auditions.
[09:14] Mob A
    No lies. I'm really here.
[09:16] Masaki
    Um...
[09:16] Mob A
    But man, right before me
    is Little Miss Canceled herself!
[09:22] Masaki
    Um, if you were to join as a member...
[09:24] Mob A
    Oh, I'm not here to join.
[09:26] Mob A
    Hey, do you mind if I upload
    this video to my channel?
[09:29] Masaki
    Please leave.
[09:31] Masaki
    What a relief.
[09:32] Masaki
    He looks a lot more serious!
[09:34] Masaki
    Um, if you were to join as a member...
[09:36] Mob B
    Ah, could I ask you a question first?
[09:39] Masaki
    Huh? Yeah, sure.
[09:40] Masaki
    Go ahead.
[09:41] Mob B
    Do you have anything you'd like to say
    to the two current members of Hype-Sis?
[09:45] Masaki
    Huh?
[09:46] Masaki
    Well, um... Not really.
[09:48] Mob B
    You must be angry, having to leave by yourself.
[09:51] Mob B
    They were bad-mouthing you
    on yesterday's stream, as well.
[09:55] Masaki
    Those jerks...
[09:56] Masaki
    I mean, in the first place...
[10:00] Masaki
    Is that thing recording?
[10:04] Masaki
    Please leave.
[10:06] Mob C
    My little brother is very ill,
    and he's a fan of yours.
[10:11] Masaki
    Oh, really?
[10:13] Masaki
    Then why don't we...
SIGN    You Got Pranked
[10:14] Mob C
    Just kidding!
[10:15] Masaki
    Get out!
[10:21] Mob D
    Please! Let me taste that punch of yours!
[10:25] Woman
    We're here to celebrate
    our third day as a couple!
[10:27] Masaki
    Break up.
[10:28] Salesman
    Find happiness with these products!
[10:29] Masaki
    Take that!
[10:30] Masaki
    A mascot suit?!
[10:31] Masaki
    How?!
[10:36] Drunk
    Where am I?
[10:39] Masaki
    Hell.
[10:40] Drunk
    All right, time to come back to life!
[10:43] Masaki
    Guess it makes sense.
[10:44] Masaki
    The only people who would come are trolls.
SIGN    Miyama VS Hirata @miyamavshirata
    Looks like all she cares about is getting hits.
    So desperate for attention, it makes me sick.
    
    HSHS @HSHSHSHS
    no one's gonna join your
    awful despotic channel lmao
    
    runrunboy @runrunboy
    I'm a veteran Hype-Sis fan, and the videos
    Masakichi planned have way less hits.
    Now I realize her personality must be
    why she can't come up with any decent ideas.
    
    Hot Chili Pepper @hotchilipepper
    The nerve to punch someone, never apologize,
    and now recruit new members. Zero common sense.
    
    shuu @shuu27
    maybe i should go laugh at her.
    and expose her as a disgrace.
    
    1234go @1234go
    Why don't you start by saying sorry?
[10:54] Masaki
    Maybe I'll go get a drink.
SIGN    You have a message from Live.
    We've been brought together by fate.
    My heart races thinking about you...
[11:01] Live
    Man, this is amazing! And convenient!
[11:05] Live
    You can do anything on this thing!
[11:08] Ichiko
    Live-sama, you drank all of our blood rations?!
[11:12] Live
    Sorry, sorry.
[11:13] Live
    I haven't had blood in twenty years!
[11:15] Live
    Now then, did she reply to my DM?
[11:18] Live
    Nothing yet?!
[11:20] Ichiko
    I haven't had a drop to drink today...
[11:22] Live
    Can you believe it, though?!
[11:24] Live
    The girl from my dream exists in real life!
[11:27] Live
    So her name's Masakichi-chan!
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!!
[11:29] Live
    Wait, hold on!
[11:30] Live
    Was it a prophetic dream?
[11:31] Live
    Did I have that power?
[11:33] Live
    I'm totally unstoppable!
[11:35] Ichiko
    Live-sama is lost in her thoughts.
[11:37] Ichiko
    She must be coming up
    with a way to pay off my debts!
[11:41] Ichiko
    I love you, Live-sama!
[11:42] Live
    Ah, I can't wait to suck
    Masakichi-chan's blood!
[11:45] Live
    Just slurp it all up!
[11:46] Ichiko
    She's racking her brains, all for my sake!
[11:48] Ichiko
    Could Live-sama be in love with me?
[11:53] Collector A
    Hey! Give us our money!
[11:56] Ichiko
    Fear not!
[11:57] Ichiko
    I won't let anyone
    disturb Live-sama's thoughts!
[11:59] Live
    I can't just go in for a big bite, right?
[12:02] Live
    We need to get to know each other first...
[12:04] Live
    But can I really hold myself back?
[12:06] Live
    I guess we should start with greetings.
[12:08] Live
    Oh, but we've already met in my dream.
[12:10] Live
    Wait a second!
[12:11] Live
    Could it be that I've shown up
    in her dreams, too?!
[12:15] Live
    Ugh!
[12:15] Live
    Just thinking about it is too much!
[12:20] Live
    Huh?
[12:22] Live
    Ichiko?
[12:27] Collector A
    Hey, are you okay?
[12:28] Collector
    Damn it, where'd she go?
[12:31] Ichiko
    I can't cause trouble for Live-sama!
[12:33] Ichiko
    Die.
[12:38] Collector A
    What the hell? Huh?
[12:40] Ichiko
    I'm so low on blood,
    I can't even lift a finger...
[12:44] Collector A
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[12:46] Collector A
    Are you okay?
SIGN    Wahhh
[12:48] Ichiko
    You're going to burn me alive and
     turn me into smoked meat, aren't you?!
[12:51] Ichiko
    Please don't!
[12:53] Ichiko
    I pair well with anything except garlic chips!
[12:57] Collector A
    Who the hell are you?!
[13:04] Ichiko
    Ah, Live-sama...
[13:08] Ichiko
    You came to save me.
[13:13] Waitress
    Miss! Miss!
[13:18] Waitress
    Excuse me...
[13:21] Masaki
    Another shochu on the rocks!
[13:23] Waitress
    We're about to close for the night.
[13:27] Masaki
    I don't want to lose to them.
[13:29] Masaki
    You know, I was the one who suggested
    the three of us start making videos!
[13:33] Waitress
    Huh, what?
[13:35] Waitress
    Look, we're closing—
[13:37] Masaki
    So why?
[13:37] Masaki
    Why?!
[13:39] Masaki
    Why am I the one getting kicked out?!
[13:42] Waitress
    Ma'am, we're closing—
[13:43] Masaki
    I heard you the first time!
[13:45] Masaki
    Also, the auditions today...
[13:47] Waitress
    Hey.
[13:48] Waitress
    You're Masakichi-san from
    Hyped-Up Sisters, aren't you?
[13:53] Waitress
    Don't start causing trouble
    for people in real life, too.
[13:56] Masaki
    Ah, yes.
[13:58] Masaki
    Sorry...
[14:00] Masaki
    What the hell's her deal?
[14:03] Masaki
    All anyone does is try and kick me out.
[14:06] Masaki
    It's people like them
    shitposting in my replies.
[14:09] Masaki
    Drop dead!
[14:11] Masaki
    Ugh, I'm totally wasted.
[14:15] Masaki
    But there's no way
    I'm going back to that house.
[14:25] Masaki
    An abandoned hospital...
[14:27] Masaki
    Haunted spots...
[14:30] Masaki
    The first video of ours that went viral...
[14:34] Group
    Hey, there!
[14:36] Group
    Today on Hype-Sis...
[14:38] Group
    We're visiting an abandoned hospital!
SIGN    Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
[14:41] Masaki
    That's right! We received
    special permission for today
[14:44] Masaki
    to shoot a video at the abandoned
    hospital that's said to be haunted!
SIGN    Thank you for giving us permission!!
[14:49] Masaki
    Okay, let's go ahead and take a look!
[14:57] Masaki
    Masakichi Channel!
[14:58] Masaki
    I'm here at an abandoned hospital!
[15:01] Masaki
    ...tal!
[15:06] Masaki
    S-So empty...
[15:08] Masaki
    There, there.
[15:09] Masaki
    I just need to get a viral video.
[15:11] Masaki
    C'mon! I can take on any ghosts or whatever!
[15:23] Masaki
    It's too dark to see very well.
[15:26] Masaki
    Now then, where's our ghost—
[15:28] Masaki
    So cold! Where'd that water come from?!
[15:31] Masaki
    Gross. Really?
[15:35] Masaki
    Ow!
[15:43] (Flashback) Masaki
    What the hell am I doing?
[15:48] (Flashback) Masaki
    Wait, I see something here.
[15:51] (Flashback) Otomi
    What? A real ghost?
[15:53] (Flashback) Masaki
    Look, here.
[15:54] (Flashback) Otomi
    Huh? Let me see.
[15:55] (Flashback) Kikka
    Nah, that's just a reflection.
[15:57] (Flashback) Otomi
    C'mon, let's hurry up and go further in!
[16:00] (Flashback) Kikka
    Yeah, sure.
[16:01] (Flashback) Masaki
    I swear.
[16:02] (Flashback) Masaki
    Can't you act a little more
    scared for the camera?
[16:05] Group
    Sorry, sorry.
[16:12] Masaki
    I'm all alone.
[16:15] Masaki
    I just wanted to have fun and get
    lots of people to watch our videos.
[16:19] Masaki
    That's the reason I worked so hard.
[16:22] Masaki
    But it's all gone now.
[16:26] Live
    I can't believe Ichiko let
    our blood supply run out.
[16:31] Live
    Of course I'm the one who drank it.
[16:33] Live
    Why isn't there any blood in this hospital?
[16:37] Live
    Wait, why's this place so empty?
[16:38] Live
    And dark, to boot.
[16:43] Live
    Must have closed down.
[16:45] Live
    Man, really?!
[16:47] Live
    This place was packed twenty years ago!
[16:52] Live
    Wh-What?
[16:53] Live
    I just caught a whiff of
    some really tasty blood!
[16:56] Live
    Oh, man, no way! Really?!
[16:58] Masaki
    What's going on?
[17:00] Live
    My entire body's about to go crazy.
[17:12] Live
    Found you.
[17:19] Live
    H-Hey, you're Masakichi-san, right?
[17:23] Live
    Nice to meet you.
[17:25] Live
    I'm... Live.
[17:28] Live
    U-Um, could it be that you've been
    dreaming about me, too?
[17:35] Masaki
    What kind of question is that?!
[17:37] Live**
    Have you?!
[17:39] Masaki
    I need...
[17:40] Masaki
    I need to say something...
[17:43] Masaki
    D-Do you mind if I use the bathroom?
[17:46] Live
    Ugh, I love your voice, too!
[17:49] Live
    I can't do it!
[17:50] Live
    I'm about to lose all control!
[17:53] Masaki
    The bathroom...
[17:54] Live
    I... want you!
[17:57] Masaki
    Nope, sorry!
[18:03] Masaki
    What's with her?
[18:03] Masaki
    None of this makes any sense!
[18:05] Live
    Wait up!
[18:07] Live
    First, let's get to know each other!
[18:10] Masaki
    She's gonna get me!
[18:15] Live
    Hey!
[18:17] Live
    Don't change directions so quickly!
[18:20] Masaki
    Something's obviously weird about her!
[18:22] Masaki
    Is she...
[18:23] Masaki
    Could she be...
[18:24] Live
    Let me suck your blood!
[18:26] Masaki
    She's got to be a vampire!
[18:40] Masaki
    Stay back!
[18:43] Live
    Huh? Spaciu—
[18:45] Masaki
    It's a cross!
[18:48] Masaki
    If you come any closer...
[18:50] Live
    That's dangerous.
[18:51] Masaki
    Go away!
[18:52] Masaki
    Once you're gone, I'll come down!
[18:54] Live
    Okay, okay!
[18:55] Live
    Just one bite!
[18:56] Live
    You can spare just one, right?
[18:58] Masaki
    Don't say it like you're bumming a cig!
[19:00] Masaki
    What in the world are you?!
[19:02] Live
    It's dangerous, so come down.
[19:03] Masaki
    Go away!
[19:04] Live
    Not happening.
[19:05] Live
    I know!
[19:08] Live
    Look at this!
[19:10] Live
    You know, I saw this video...
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!!
[19:13] Live
    This is you, right?
[19:15] (Flashback) Otomi
    Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
    if we hire someone new!
[19:16] Mob A
    Yay.
[19:17] Waitress
    Don't start causing trouble
    for people in real life, too.
[19:19] (Flashback) Kikka
    Not like anyone wants to see
    a violent bitch like you.
[19:21] Masaki
    Shut up!
[19:23] Masaki
    I don't care about any of that anymore!
[19:25] Masaki
    No one...
[19:27] Masaki
    No one... needs me anymore!
[19:32] Masaki
    That's why...
[19:33] Live
    I need you.
[19:36] Live
    I've hit the jackpot with your blood.
[19:39] Live
    It's legit one of a kind.
[19:47] Masaki
    It's over.
[19:49] Masaki
    I'm dead.
[19:52] Masaki
    That's fine.
[19:53] Masaki
    I'm so tired, anyway.
[19:57] Masaki
    What?
[20:06] Live
    I told you it was dangerous.
[20:08] Live
    Gotcha!
[20:19] Live
    Well?
[20:20] Live
    Being caught's not so bad, huh?
[20:22] Masaki
    Wow, I'm flying!
[20:25] Masaki
    This is out of this world!
[20:45] Live
    There!
SIGN    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[21:05] Live
    A-Are you okay?
[21:07] Masaki
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[21:10] Masaki
    Man, that was a blast!
[21:13] Masaki
    Hey!
[21:14] Masaki
    You want my blood, right?
[21:16] Masaki
    How about this?
[21:22] Masaki
    Can you help me out?
[21:24] Masaki
    What?
[21:25] Masaki
    Star in my videos.
[21:27] Masaki
    If you do, I can make videos
    that no one's seen before!
[21:33] Masaki
    I bet I could reach a million
    subscribers in no time!
[21:36] Masaki
    That's why...
[21:37] Masaki
    That's why!
[21:40] Masaki
    I want you to join me!
[21:43] Masaki
    In exchange, once we hit a million subs...
[21:47] Masaki
    Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
SIGN    Live
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
    I'm Masaki!
[23:26] Live
    Live here!
[23:26] Masaki
    Here we go!
[23:27] Masaki
    We'll make a vampire channel like none other!
[23:28] Live
    Let's go!
[23:29] Masaki
    We'll show those two jerks what's what!
SIGN    Jerk #1
SIGN    Jerk #2
[23:31] Live
    By the way, what's a "channel"?
[23:32] Masaki
    For real?
[23:32] Live
    For real.
[23:33] Masaki
    For real, huh?
[23:34] Group
    Next time: "Starting a Channel!
    Good Morning from the Dead of Night!"
SIGN    Starting a Channel!
    Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
[23:37] Masaki
    Make sure you hit that like and subscribe!

E2 - Starting a Channel! Good Morning from the Dead of Night!

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[00:06] Masaki
    My bedroom...
[00:14] Masaki
    What the hell did I...
[00:16] (Flashback) Masaki
    Star in my videos.
[00:18] (Flashback) Masaki
    If you do, I can make videos
    that no one's seen before!
[00:23] (Flashback) Masaki
    I bet I could reach a million
    subscribers in no time!
[00:27] (Flashback) Masaki
    That's why...
[00:28] (Flashback) Masaki
    I want you to join me!
[00:31] (Flashback) Masaki
    In exchange, once we hit a million subs...
[00:35] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
[00:46] (Flashback) Live
    Are you all right?
[00:50] (Flashback) Live
    Let's get you to my place.
[00:55] (Flashback) Live
    Here we are.
[01:00] (Flashback) Live
    Oh, you're awake?
[01:02] (Flashback) Live
    Can you stand? And walk?
[01:04] (Flashback) Masaki
    I'm totally fine!
[01:09] (Flashback) Masaki
    Hey, there!
[01:11] (Flashback) Masaki
    That green hair is so sick!
[01:14] Live
    She looks so tasty!
[01:16] Live
    I think I'm about to lose it!
[01:18] Live
    Wanna drink her up so bad, so bad,
    so bad, so bad, so bad, so bad!
[01:21] (Flashback) Live
    Ichiko!
[01:22] (Flashback) Live
    Do we have any open rooms—
[01:25] (Flashback) Live
    Fu?
[01:27] (Flashback) Fu
    L-Live-sama.
[01:28] (Flashback) Fu
    It's awful.
[01:30] (Flashback) Fu
    Ichiko-chan reverted to a bat
    from blood deprivation!
[01:33] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It's okay, Fu.
[01:35] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Live-sama went off to go find blood for me.
[01:40] (Flashback) Live
    Oh, no! It totally slipped my mind!
[01:43] (Flashback) Masaki
    Ah! A talking bat!
SIGN    Whoo
[01:46] (Flashback) Masaki
    I'll give you blood, so let me
    get you on camera later!
[01:48] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go on. Eat up.
[01:51] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Don't mind if I do!
SIGN    Chomp!!
[01:53] (Flashback) Masaki
    Hey, that freakin' hurts!
[01:55] (Flashback) Masaki
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[01:56] (Flashback) Masaki
    That's enough!
[01:58] (Flashback) Masaki
    I said that's enough!
[02:02] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I'm back in action!
[02:04] (Flashback) Masaki
    Impressive.
[02:06] (Flashback) Live
    Ichiko!
[02:07] (Flashback) Live
    Why do you get to taste her first?!
[02:10] (Flashback) Masaki
    You're so angry!
[02:12] (Flashback) Live
    M-Me too!
[02:13] (Flashback) Live
    Hey, me too!
[02:15] (Flashback) Masaki
    We made a promise.
[02:16] (Flashback) Live
    But Ichiko just got to...
[02:18] (Flashback) Masaki
    Don't worry.
[02:19] (Flashback) Live
    Huh?
[02:19] (Flashback) Masaki
    If we hit a million subs for our channel,
[02:22] (Flashback) Masaki
    you can suck me bone-dry!
[02:26] Masaki
    I made one hell of a promise!
[02:28] Masaki
    What now?
[02:29] Masaki
    Wait, hold on.
[02:30] Masaki
    Thinking about it, can you even
    take videos of vampires?
[02:34] Masaki
    Or, well, did any of that really happen?
[02:38] Masaki
    I need water.
[02:40] Kikka
    What about all this equipment?
[02:42] Otomi
    Shouldn't we talk it over with Masaki?
[02:44] Kikka
    I bet she doesn't even need it anymore.
[02:46] Otomi
    Maybe not.
SIGN    Garlic Paste
SIGN    Garlic Paste
[02:52] Kikka
    Masaki.
[02:54] Masaki
    What?
[02:56] Kikka
    We've decided to move out.
[02:58] Masaki
    Huh? Wait...
[02:59] Otomi
    We're pulling out all the
     stops to step things up!
[03:02] Masaki
    Step...
[03:04] Masaki
    Huh...
[03:05] Masaki
    See ya.
SIGN    Starting a Channel!
    Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
SIGN    Live's house <3
SIGN    Take first crossing
SIGN    Train station
[04:44] Masaki
    Is this really the right place?
[04:51] Masaki
    There's nothing out here.
[04:54] Masaki
    It's like a nature trail.
[05:00] Masaki
    Is that it?
[05:02] Live
    Welcome to Banpai Manor!
[05:05] Live
    Once again, I'm Live.
[05:07] Live
    She's Ichiko!
[05:08] Ichiko
    Live-sama's wish is my command!
    I'll give it all I've got!
[05:12] Live
    And this is Fu.
[05:13] Fu
    I-I...
[05:14] Ichiko
    Fu's a bit shy, but I'll see
    to it that she does her part!
[05:20] Fu
    I'll do my part.
[05:21] Masaki
    Nice to meet you.
[05:22] Fu
    A-Are you sure about this?
[05:25] Fu
    A human finding out about us...
[05:27] Live
    It's fine, it's fine!
[05:28] Live
    I'll make it work somehow!
[05:30] Fu
    I-I see.
[05:31] Masaki
    Now, then—
[05:32] Live
    First, let's get one thing straight!
[05:34] Live
    A million subs, and I suck out
    your bone marrow! Okay?!
[05:37] Masaki
    Bone marrow?
SIGN    Bone
SIGN    Dry
[05:41] Masaki
    Wait, what I said was "bone-dry"...
[05:42] Live
    You don't mind, then?
[05:44] Live
    If I suck you completely dry?!
[05:45] Masaki
    Completely?!
[05:46] Live
    You don't mind?!
[05:50] Masaki
    Fine, I get it!
[05:51] Masaki
    If we hit the goal!
[05:52] Live
    There, you said it!
[05:53] Live
    You totally said it!
[05:54] Live
    Awesome!
[05:56] Live
    Ichiko! Fu!
[05:57] Live
    Devote yourselves for my sake!
[05:59] Ichiko
    Yes!
[05:59] Fu
    Yes.
[06:00] Fu
    W-Won't hitting a million subs be really hard?
[06:03] Live
    It's fine, it's fine!
[06:05] Live
    Masaki's got it all worked out!
[06:07] Live
    She'll get us there in a flash!
[06:08] Live
    Right, Masaki?
[06:10] Live
    Masaki?
[06:13] Masaki
    Duh, of course!
[06:16] Masaki
    We're unstoppable!
[06:17] Masaki
    We're talking my ideas, plus vampires!
[06:20] Masaki
    Let's get cracking right away!
[06:22] Masaki
    I'll do it. I'll get big in no time...
[06:26] Masaki
    and show those two what's what!
SIGN    Chu-Chu Girls.
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    While Flying #1
SIGN    ° This video was shot using special
    effects. Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    ° This video was shot using special
    effects. Don't try this at home <3
[06:37] Masaki
    First, to attract viewer attention,
    we'll upload tons of short videos!
[06:41] Masaki
    Let's see what vampire powers can do,
    and try this, that, and everything else!
[06:47] Masaki
    Hey.
[06:48] Masaki
    Can you vampires fly faster than this?
[06:51] Fu
    Yes, I can fly much faster.
[06:53] Fu
    Here I go.
[06:55] Masaki
    Huh? Hey!
[07:00] Masaki
    Compared to the Hype-Sis days,
     it's a lot harder to get numbers on NewTube now.
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in
    High Places #6
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    While Flying #7
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in
    High Places #8
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    in Free Fall #9
SIGN    ° This video was shot
    using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    ° This video was shot
    using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    ° This video was shot
    using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    ° This video was shot
    using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    ° This video was shot
    using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    ° This video was shot
    using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    While Jumping #10
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    While Jumping #10
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in
    High Places #12
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in
    High Places #12
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    While Flying #11
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    While Flying #11
[07:06] Masaki
    Over 100k views?!
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops While Jumping #10
    81k views
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops While Flying #11
    100k views
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops in High Places #12
    30k views
[07:10] Masaki
    Seriously?
[07:11] Live
    Huh? What's that mean?
[07:12] Live
    Is that good?
[07:14] Masaki
    It's more than good!
SIGN    Peach
    I love watching your videos. Keep it up!!
    
    Hot Bath
    I was so shocked at how much
    it looks like you're really flying!
    
    Shiro
    I'm totally hooked. Looking forward
    to the next one
    
    Rei
    I can't tell what's real and what's CG!
    Those effects are mind-boggling!
    So awesome!!
    
    aa
    these videos are so boring,
    not even worth watching
    
    Asterisk
    Wow, look at you go!!
SIGN    Peach
    I love watching your videos. Keep it up!!
    
    Hot Bath
    I was so shocked at how much
    it looks like you're really flying!
    
    Shiro
    I'm totally hooked. Looking forward
    to the next one
    
    Rei
    I can't tell what's real and what's CG!
    Those effects are mind-boggling!
    So awesome!!
    
    aa
    these videos are so boring,
    not even worth watching
    
    Asterisk
    Wow, look at you go!!
[07:23] Masaki
    I won't let this chance slip away!
[07:24] Masaki
    We'll keep on trying everything we can!
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    on Top of a Car
SIGN    ° This video was shot using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    what's the point of the
    chu-chu pops lol
SIGN    Thought this was a graphic
    accident video for a second.
SIGN    Wow! It looks like the car really
    drove off! How did they shoot this?
SIGN    The girl with the pink hair is the one from
    that viral short! She's so cool and athletic~
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
SIGN    But We Turn Into Bats
SIGN    ° This video was shot using special effects.
    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    Love videos that go all out
    making zero sense. Wuv even.
SIGN    way too elaborate lmao
SIGN    i was like ???
    but it's cute so w/e
SIGN    Videos with falling and riding things do well
SIGN    Ideas for places to fall from
    Ideas for things to ride on top of
    A train would probably make people mad?
[07:48] Masaki
    I'm not done yet!
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
SIGN    While Falling From High Up
[08:00] Masaki
    And after a good number of videos,
    utilize analytics right away!
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
SIGN    While Lifting
    Heavy Things #2
[08:04] Masaki
    Keep on creating and publishing
    videos that meet demand!
SIGN    CG?! Live-Action?! All About the Hot New
    Video Channel: Chu-Chu Girls
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    on Top of a Plane
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops
    on Top of Mt. Fuji
SIGN    Chu-Chu Pops on Top of a Car
    while Doing Handstands
[08:10] Masaki
    This could work!
[08:11] Masaki
    We can totally make it to the top like this!
[08:14] Ichiko
    That hurts!
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    Chu-Chu Girls.
SIGN    Video Information
[08:17] [SONG] Sign
    Your latest video has been viewed 503,731 times since it was published.
[08:18] Masaki
    I don't believe it.
[08:19] Masaki
    In just three weeks?
[08:21] Masaki
    Maybe I am a genius!
[08:24] Live
    Which means the million-sub mark
    is right around the corner!
[08:27] Live
    Masaki-tan, you'll be all mine soon enough!
[08:30] Live
    Where do I start?
[08:31] Live
    Where should I bite you first?
[08:33] Masaki
    It's too soon for that!
[08:34] Masaki
    C'mon, let's start our next shoot!
[08:36] Ichiko
    Right-o!
[08:37] Live
    What kind of video are we making today?
[08:38] Masaki
    Why, now that all eyes are on us,
[08:42] Masaki
    we'll make our most over-the-top video yet!
[08:43] Yuki
    Over-the-top?
[08:45] Yuki
    I would appreciate it if you'd refrain.
[08:46] Masaki
    Huh? Who?
[08:48] Live
    Shoot!
[08:54] Yuki
    These childish videos...
[08:56] Yuki
    end now.
[09:00] Yuki
    It's been twenty years.
[09:01] Yuki
    You finally wake up, and here you are,
    fraternizing with a human.
[09:05] Live
    Shut up, Shigeyuki.
[09:07] Yuki
    Don't call me that.
[09:09] Masaki
    Is she a vampire, too?
[09:11] Fu
    Yes.
[09:12] Fu
    Yuki-sama and Live-sama are higher
    on the vampire hierarchy than us.
[09:16] Ichiko
    P-Please, have some tea.
[09:19] Yuki
    Thanks.
[09:20] Yuki
    Here's a fresh supply of blood.
[09:23] Ichiko
    Thank you very much.
[09:24] Ichiko
    I-Isn't it a little soon, though?
    I was expecting you next week—
[09:28] Yuki
    You can never have too much, can you?
[09:29] Ichiko
    Th-That's absolutely true!
[09:31] Ichiko
    It beats running out and having
    to go search a hospital like before!
[09:35] Live
    Ichiko!
[09:36] Ichiko
    Well, that hospital turned out
    to be abandoned.
[09:40] Yuki
    Raiding an abandoned hospital for blood?
[09:42] Yuki
    I don't believe I was ever informed of that.
[09:46] Yuki
    I see. You were hiding it from me.
[09:51] Yuki
    Not only did you bring a human here,
    you tried to steal their blood?
[09:57] Live
    You're going to make a
    big deal over just that?
[10:00] Live
    Still a stickler, I see, Shige—
[10:01] Yuki
    My name is Yuki!
[10:03] Yuki
    Just that, you say?
[10:05] Yuki
    You're flagrantly breaking the rules.
[10:07] Live
    Who cares?
[10:08] Live
    I didn't end up stealing any blood, anyway.
[10:10] Live
    And I was going to tell you
    all about Masaki sooner or later.
[10:13] Yuki
    Tell me, huh?
[10:15] Yuki
    Even if we were to assume that
    was up for discussion...
[10:18] Yuki
    How exactly do you explain this?
SIGN    Subscribe
SIGN    Chu-Chu Girls.
[10:21] Yuki
    A message from Mother:
[10:23] Yuki
    Erase the channel,
    or you'll be the ones erased.
[10:27] Yuki
    Actions that reveal our powers to the public
    are strictly prohibited above all else.
[10:33] Yuki
    You've greatly angered Mother.
[10:36] Yuki
    Understand?
[10:37] Yuki
    Then be obedient and—
[10:38] Masaki
    No, hold it right there!
[10:39] Masaki
    Delete the channel?
[10:41] Masaki
    You've gotta be kidding!
[10:42] Masaki
    Thanks to my awesome ideas,
    we now have an amazing opportunity!
[10:47] Live
    Masaki!
[10:47] Fu
    Stop, Masaki-san!
[10:49] Yuki
    How dare you, human!
[10:55] Live
    Don't try it, Shige!
[10:58] Masaki
    Eat this, vampire!
SIGN    Garlic Paste
[11:04] Yuki
    D-Damn you...
[11:06] Yuki
    Did you...
[11:08] Yuki
    feed me garlic?
[11:09] Yuki
    Feed me garlic...
[11:20] Yuki
    Wowie...
[11:21] Yuki
    Where am I?
[11:24] Yuki
    To think I was surrounded by flowers!
[11:27] Yuki
    These tulips get my two lips!
[11:30] Yuki
    Oh, my!
[11:31] Yuki
    What's this?
[11:32] Yuki
    There are pit traps all around me!
[11:34] Yuki
    Eek!
[11:35] Yuki
    Trying to humiliate me, I see!
[11:37] Yuki
    Let's play a game of tag!
[11:39] Masaki
    So that's what garlic does to them.
[11:39] Yuki
    I'll be it!
[11:40] Yuki
    Wait for me!
[11:42] Masaki
    Okay, now that she's out of the way,
    let's get shooting.
[11:47] Live
    Delete the channel.
[11:49] Live
    We can't go against Mother.
[11:51] Masaki
    Y-You can't be serious!
[11:52] Masaki
    I would never dream of deleting the—
[11:54] Live
    Delete it right now.
[11:56] Masaki
    No way!
[11:57] Masaki
    We're just getting started here!
[11:58] Live
    Please!
[11:59] Masaki
    I said no!
[12:00] Live
    Delete it!
[12:06] Masaki
    Looks like those magical
    two weeks are over now.
[12:13] Masaki
    Oh, yeah.
[12:15] Masaki
    They're not here anymore.
SIGN    Lily
    Such a nice house! I'd love to live there
    
    KitsuOto Girl
    Good luck, you two!
    
    no signal
    It's so much better now that Masakichi's gone
    
    Strawberry Milk
    What a lovely place...! All your hard effort has...
    
    anna
    Congrats on the move! A house with two cuties
    is guaranteed to be just as cute~
SIGN    Big Reveal: Our New House
[12:29] Masaki
    Must be nice.
[12:33] Ichiko
    Boy, making videos sure was fun!
[12:36] Live
    Masaki! Masaki's blood!
[12:38] Live
    This can't be!
[12:40] Live
    FML!
[12:41] Live
    Now I'll never get to suck Masaki's blood!
[12:44] Live
    Farewell, my lovely bone marrow...
[12:48] Live
    No, I can't give up!
[12:50] Live
    How's Masaki holding up?
[12:52] Live
    Is she angry at me?
[12:55] Live
    I don't blame her!
[12:57] Live
    Do I apologize?
[12:59] Live
    Even if I did, would she forgive...
[13:02] Live
    Ugh, there's no way!
[13:05] Ichiko
    Live-sama?
[13:06] Ichiko
    Is your scalp itchy?
[13:07] Ichiko
    Should we change shampoos?
[13:08] Live
    What now?
[13:09] Live
    What can I do?!
[13:12] Live
    Agh, I have no idea!
[13:15] Live
    I have no idea, but...
[13:17] Live
    I want to see Masaki again!
[13:21] Ichiko
    Where are you going?
SIGN    pandamaru
    Masakichi was so annoying. I'm glad she's gone.
    
    Manatee Tears
    So did Masakichi end up just running away?
    
    otake3
    You know it's over when all the comments on
    social media are bashing her.
    Show me the Masakichi white knights lol
    
    Yaminabe
    the masakichi scandal is so hilarious lmao
    all those delicious tears
    
    Chicken Nanban Lunch
    Did Masakichi-san apologize on her knees yet??
    
    Wombats Own
    This is what happens when you get full of yourself.
    #MasakichiScandal
    
    Chappie
    cya masakichi
[13:29] Masaki
    I'm all alone again.
[13:45] Live
    I ended up coming.
[13:46] Live
    I'm so sorry, for real.
[13:49] Live
    Why don't you start by letting me in?
[13:52] Live
    We vampires can't enter a
    dwelling unless we're invited.
[13:55] Masaki
    Then I won't.
[13:57] Masaki
    Go away. Good-bye.
[13:58] Live
    Wait!
[14:03] Masaki
    You and I are through.
[14:05] Masaki
    Leave me alone!
[14:07] Live
    Can I ask you one last thing?
[14:09] Masaki
    What?
[14:11] Live
    Why do you care so much about making videos?
[14:15] Masaki
    Huh?
[14:15] Live
    I mean, we had fun making them, too.
[14:19] Live
    But you're like, dead serious about it.
[14:23] Live
    Why?
[14:24] Masaki
    It's none of your business.
[14:26] Live
    Sure it is!
[14:27] Live
    I want to know all about you!
[14:29] Live
    Tell me! How come?
[14:33] Masaki
    How come?
[14:38] Masaki
    Until high school,
    I found everything to be a hassle,
[14:43] Masaki
    so I spent all my time watching videos.
[14:47] (Flashback) Masaki
    What? Who're you?!
[14:49] (Flashback) Kikka
    Seriously?
[14:50] (Flashback) Kikka
    Kikka and Otomi, from your class.
[14:53] (Flashback) Masaki
    Oh, really?
[14:54] (Flashback) Masaki
    See ya.
[14:55] (Flashback) Kikka
    What?
[14:56] (Flashback) Otomi
    Wait, wait!
[14:57] (Flashback) Masaki
    Oh, it's fine.
[14:59] (Flashback) Masaki
    Maybe you think I'm lonely without friends,
[15:02] (Flashback) Masaki
    but I choose to be all by myself.
[15:04] (Flashback) Otomi
    We like watching the same videos as you!
[15:07] (Flashback) Otomi
    I even subscribe to their channel.
[15:10] (Flashback) Otomi
    They're so good.
[15:11] (Flashback) Kikka
    We don't know anyone else who watches them.
[15:13] (Flashback) Kikka
    So we wanted to talk to you.
[15:15] (Flashback) Masaki
    Really? How long have
    you been watching them?
[15:17] Masaki
    Which videos do you like the most?
[15:17] Masaki
    Videos were what brought us together.
[15:22] Masaki
    We became friends and decided
    to try making our own videos.
SIGN    Buying All the Mars Gummies!
[15:28] Masaki
    By sheer luck, they happened to go viral.
[15:31] Masaki
    I was so happy.
[15:33] Masaki
    It felt like we'd found approval
    from so many people.
[15:37] Masaki
    So we made up our minds
[15:39] Masaki
    to follow in the footsteps of the
    NewTubers who brought us together
[15:42] Masaki
    and set a goal of one million subscribers.
[15:45] Masaki
    That's the reason I worked so hard.
[15:48] Masaki
    I never thought I'd end up deleting
    the Chu-Chu Girls channel.
[15:53] Masaki
    It's like there's a higher power
    telling me not to make videos—
[15:55] Live
    Why not just make them?
[15:57] Masaki
    Huh?
[15:58] Live
    Make videos with us again.
[16:00] Live
    We can't let it get out that we're vampires,
[16:03] Live
    but no one said we can't make more videos.
[16:06] Masaki
    B-But we'll never get good numbers unless...
[16:09] Live
    Teach us how to make videos.
[16:13] Live
    Teach us all there is to know.
[16:15] Live
    And let's make them together.
[16:18] Live
    Starting from scratch.
[16:21] Live
    You've got me to help you now!
[16:31] Live
    Masaki?
[16:38] Masaki
    You can come in.
[16:43] Masaki
    You have my invitation.
[16:48] Ichiko
    She's taking so long.
[16:49] Ichiko
    Where could Live-sama have gone?
[16:52] Fu
    It's almost morning.
[16:54] Fu
    Let's call it a night and go to bed.
[16:56] Ichiko
    I'll wait a little longer.
[17:00] Live
    I'm back!
[17:01] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[17:03] Ichiko
    And... Masaki?
[17:05] Live
    Ichiko! Fu!
[17:07] Live
    We're gonna make videos again!
[17:09] Group
    What?!
[17:10] Fu
    B-But surely Yuki-sama will find out!
[17:14] Live
    It's fine, it's fine.
[17:15] Live
    We won't use any vampire powers this time!
[17:18] Ichiko
    Even then...
[17:20] Live
    Ichiko.
[17:21] Live
    How are you going to pay back
    those debts of yours?
[17:25] Live
    If we hit a million subs,
    that solves everything.
[17:28] Ichiko
    I-I see now!
[17:29] Ichiko
    Live-sama is putting herself in danger
    with these videos for my sake!
[17:33] Live
    All for Masaki's blood.
[17:35] Ichiko
    Understood!
[17:36] Ichiko
    I'll do what I can!
[17:38] Live
    That's the Ichiko I know!
[17:39] Ichiko
    Yes!
[17:40] Ichiko
    You're helping too, Fu.
[17:43] Fu
    Sure thing.
[17:45] Fu
    Well, I found it fun as well.
[17:48] Masaki
    Fun, huh?
[17:52] Live
    So?
[17:52] Live
    What do we need to do first?
[17:54] Live
    You're gonna teach us, right?
[17:57] Masaki
    Okay!
SIGN    Create an Eagle Account
SIGN    Step 1: Choose an Eagle Account type
SIGN    For myself
SIGN    To manage a business
[17:59] Masaki
    First, we need to create a channel.
SIGN    Create an Eagle Account
SIGN    Last name
SIGN    First name
SIGN    Sonoue
SIGN    Sonoue
SIGN    Sonoue
SIGN    Sonoue
SIGN    Masaki
SIGN    Masaki
SIGN    Masaki
[18:02] Masaki
    Might as well make a new
    account and log in. There.
[18:06] Masaki
    Then click on "Create new channel" here...
[18:11] Live
    A new channel name?
[18:12] Masaki
    Yep.
[18:13] Masaki
    We can't use the name Chu-Chu Girls anymore.
[18:16] Masaki
    Any ideas?
[18:17] Group
    A channel name...
[18:19] Live
    How did you come up with
    the name Hyped-Up Sisters?
[18:23] Masaki
    Huh? Us?
[18:25] Masaki
    In our case...
[18:27] Masaki
    We thought as a group about
    what kind of channel we wanted
[18:31] Masaki
    and shared our suggestions....
[18:33] Live
    Okay.
[18:34] Live
    Everyone come up with a name!
[18:37] Ichiko
    Right!
[18:37] Ichiko
    Then I suggest Thrills 'n' Kicks, Ready, Go!
[18:40] Masaki
    No way.
[18:41] Ichiko
    Huh? Why not?!
[18:43] Masaki
    It's not a kids' channel!
[18:45] Ichiko
    Your turn, Fu!
[18:46] Fu
    What?!
[18:46] Fu
    I-I think a relaxing-sounding
    channel name would be nice.
[18:51] Fu
    The 12 a.m. Aged Hyaluronic Acid Channel—
[18:53] Masaki
    That's a no.
[18:54] Masaki
    Way too quirky.
[18:55] Live
    It just sounds bad.
[18:56] Ichiko
    What's that even mean?
[18:58] Fu
    I quit after all!
[18:59] Live
    Hold your horses!
[19:00] Live
    It's fine, I swear!
[19:01] Live
    I'm sure we'll come up with a good name!
[19:03] Fu
    You're up next, Live-sama!
[19:10] Live
    Mayonaka Punch.
[19:13] Live
    We can only go out late at night (mayonaka),
[19:15] Live
    and Masaki got canceled for punching someone,
[19:18] Live
    so Mayonaka Punch!
SIGN    Mayonaka
SIGN    Punch
[19:20] Live
    Or MayoPan for short!
SIGN    MayoPan
SIGN    MayoPan
[19:22] Masaki
    MayoPan...
[19:25] Masaki
    I like it!
SIGN    Channel name
SIGN    Create
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
[19:32] Masaki
    Now we've made the channel.
[19:34] Live
    That was super easy!
[19:36] Masaki
    Next, we prepare our banner
    and profile images.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
[19:41] Masaki
    And now, for the all-important
    channel intro video.
SIGN    MayoPan
[19:45] Masaki
    I mean, we could shoot it on a smartphone,
[19:48] Masaki
    but we might as well use
     a high-quality camera.
[19:51] Masaki
    Listen up.
[19:52] Masaki
    Your intro needs to bring across the
    personality of the channel and its members
[19:56] Masaki
    simply and clearly.
SIGN    Recording
[19:58] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[20:01] Live
    This is Live, the leader of the bunch!
[20:03] Ichiko
    Chock-full of energy, it's Ichiko!
[20:05] Fu
    I-I'm Fu.
[20:08] Fu
    Nice to meet you.
[20:10] Fu
    U-Um...
[20:13] Live
    Here—
SIGN    Standby
[20:15] Masaki
    Now, we import the raw footage
    into some video editing software.
[20:18] Fu
    I-I'm Fu.
SIGN    Fu
SIGN    Fu
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Ichiko
SIGN    Ichiko
[20:21] Fu
    Nice to meet you.
[20:22] Live
    Here on this channel,
[20:25] Live
    we're going to go all out doing whatever
    we want—or whatever sounds like fun!
SIGN    Please give a warm welcome
    to Mayonaka Punch!!
SIGN    Please give a warm welcome
    to Mayonaka Punch!!
[20:30] Ichiko
    Yay!
[20:32] Masaki
    Then edit the photo taken
    separately from the video,
SIGN    The Late-Night
SIGN    Girls' Talk
SIGN    Girls' Talk
SIGN    Begins!!
SIGN    Begins!!
[20:37] Masaki
    and there's your thumbnail!
SIGN    Upload videos
[20:40] Masaki
    Once you have everything ready,
    upload your video and give it a title.
SIGN    MayoPan Intro
[20:45] Masaki
    Fill in the description, tags,
    and everything else.
[20:48] Ichiko
    It's finally ready to go!
[20:51] Live
    Are you okay not being on camera?
SIGN    Breaking: Masakichi fired
    Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful.
    Are you two okay?
    It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense
SIGN    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal?
    Stop playing the victim... So annoying
    
    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    You seriously can't even do this? So useless
SIGN    gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi
    Eye Drops: Go away loser
    bom777: ggwp
    Ma: Why are you two apologizing?
    tasteless odorless: You might be better off
    going your separate ways.
[20:58] Masaki
    It's fine.
[21:00] Live
    But...
[21:00] Masaki
    It's fine.
[21:01] Masaki
    Oh, you know!
[21:03] Masaki
    If I showed my face,
[21:04] Masaki
    that Yuki lady might call you out
    for associating with a human again.
[21:09] Masaki
    So I'll stay on the production side instead.
[21:12] Live
    Sure...
[21:14] Masaki
    Okay, are you ready?
[21:15] Masaki
    Time to upload Mayonaka Punch's
    very first video.
[21:26] Masaki
    It probably won't be like back then.
[21:28] Masaki
    Not a lot of people will notice us.
[21:31] Masaki
    But now, I can start fresh.
[21:35] Masaki
    This time, I'm not alone!
[21:40] Masaki
    Publish video!
SIGN    The Chu-Chu Girls. Have Started a New Late-Night Girls' Talk Channel!!
[21:43] Live
    And so, we'll give it all we've got!
[21:47] Ichiko
    So please subscribe
    to our channel and leave a like!
[21:50] Group
    Thank you!
SIGN    Ichiko
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[23:26] Fu
    And Fu!
[23:26] Ichiko
    Mannaka Punch has finally started!
[23:28] Fu
    Mayonaka Punch...
[23:29] Ichiko
    Mannaka Punch!
[23:30] Fu
    Wh-What are you doing?
[23:31] Ichiko
    I'm fighting my own alter ego!
[23:33] Fu
    Shadowboxing?
[23:34] Group
    Next time: "A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE"!
SIGN    A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE

E3 - A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE

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SIGN    PACHINKO
SIGN    PACHINKO
[00:03] Tokage
    They're asking for a fight,
    the way these pins are tuned.
[00:07] Tokage
    Eight spins per 1K is frigging brutal.
[00:10] Tokage
    And a 1,500-spin dry spell,
    on a fresh machine?!
[00:14] Tokage
    Where's my damn jackpot?!
[00:16] Tokage
    This thing deserves a good smack.
[00:19] Tokage
    Pisses me off.
[00:21] Pachinko
    Big chance!
[00:22] Tokage
    92%! 92%! 92%!
SIGN    Pull
[00:24] Pachinko
    Pull!
[00:25] Tokage
    This has gotta be it...
[00:27] Tokage
    Okay, it's in the bag!
[00:30] Raoh
    Is that all the strength you can muster?
[00:32] Tokage
    No way.
[00:34] Tokage
    Please save it.
[00:35] Toki
    It's not over yet.
[00:43] Tokage
    It's a bust!
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
[00:52] Chance
    Chance Akaishi here with
    another day of lucky spins!
[00:55] Chance
    Man, ya don't see this often, huh?
[00:56] Chance
    A parlor so empty, they don't
    even use numbered tickets!
[00:59] Chance
    Let's dig up some chances!
[01:01] Chance
    Ah, m'bad.
[01:04] Chance
    Ah, my bad.
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
SIGN    Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
[01:07] Tokage
    Why don't we trade?
[01:09] Tokage
    1,000 yen.
[01:11] Tokage
    Also, big guy...
[01:13] Tokage
    Do you make big money?
[01:14] Tokage
    Doing this NewTube stuff.
[01:16] Chance
    Well, I guess...
[01:19] Tokage
    Very nice.
[02:51] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN    A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE
[02:54] Live
    Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[02:56] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[02:57] Fu
    I'm Fu.
[02:58] Live
    For today's video...
SIGN    Real Wasabi
[03:02] Live
    If we eat nagashi somen
    as a three-in-one act...
[03:05] Group
    ...will we become better friends?!
[03:08] Masaki
    All right!
[03:09] Masaki
    I'm gonna go fast here!
[03:13] Live
    Bring it on!
[03:14] Live
    Hey, Ichiko! To your right!
[03:16] Ichiko
    Yes!
[03:17] Live
    Fu, that's my head!
[03:18] Fu
    S-Sorry!
[03:19] Fu
    Over here?
[03:20] Live
    That's my chin! No, my boobs!
[03:22] Live
    Up, up, up!
[03:23] Ichiko
    Live-sama, here's some grated ginger!
[03:25] Live
    Wait, that's spicy!
[03:26] Ichiko
    Fu, let's crank up the speed.
[03:28] Fu
    S-Sure!
[03:32] Live
    That's the stuff!
[03:33] Ichiko
    Live-sama, here's some grated wasabi!
SIGN    Real Wasabi
[03:38] Fu
    Are you all right?!
[03:40] Live
    There, you're done.
[03:43] Ichiko
    Just when it got to the good part!
[03:45] Live
    You need to keep it down.
[03:46] Live
    Masaki's trying to think of ideas for videos.
[03:49] Masaki
    Did you say something?
[03:50] Live
    No, Ichiko was just rewatching the
    vid we uploaded the other day.
[03:54] Ichiko
    It's super funny, Masaki!
[03:56] Masaki
    Well, I did come up with the idea,
    shoot the video, and edit it.
[04:01] Masaki
    Of course it's funny.
[04:03] Ichiko
    So how come no one's
    watching such a funny video?
[04:06] Live
    Crap!
[04:07] Live
    Ichiko! I'm hungry!
[04:10] Live
    Isn't it about time we had dinner?
[04:12] Ichiko
    Right away, Live-sama!
[04:15] Live
    Are you angry?
[04:16] Masaki
    I'm not angry.
[04:17] Live
    You're totally angry.
[04:18] Masaki
    I'm panicking!
[04:19] Masaki
    It's been three weeks
    since we started the channel!
[04:22] Masaki
    And look at this!
[04:24] Live
    Um... Look at what?
[04:26] Masaki
    We've put out so many videos!
[04:28] Masaki
    And forget a million subscribers—
[04:30] Masaki
    we don't even have 10,000 views in total!
[04:33] Live
    C'mon, we only just started.
[04:35] Masaki
    Still!
[04:37] Masaki
    Anyway, we can't do anything
    if I don't come up with ideas.
[04:40] Masaki
    So let me think!
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    (Actually Just Covered in Ashes)
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    48 Hours with the Lights Off!!
SIGN    Content Ideas
    Have a clear topic
    Easy to understand (can tell from thumbnail)
    Relatable
    Take it seriously
[04:48] Masaki
    Why can't I come up with ideas for content?
[04:52] Masaki
    It used to be easier...
SIGN    
    Wait, these are the girls from Chu-Chu Girls who blew up before.
    Why'd you start a new channel??
    
    
    
    
    I liked it better when you were
    the Chu-Chu Girls
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Everyone's still cute, but you used
    to play to Live's strengths better
[05:00] Masaki
    Something smells good.
[05:01] Ichiko
    Liver and chives! Liver and chives!
[05:04] Ichiko
    Okay, everyone, please take your seats!
[05:06] Live
    Awesome! Time for food!
[05:08] Live
    Masaki, why don't you take a break?
SIGN    Growl...
[05:12] Live
    All right, then, all together now!
[05:14] Group
    Thanks for the food!
[05:16] Masaki
    Thanks.
[05:22] Live
    Man, this is good!
[05:25] Masaki
    She can really pack it in.
[05:27] Masaki
    I bet a video of her eating would do well.
[05:32] Masaki
    Hold on, so do vampires need to eat food, too?
[05:36] Live
    Huh?
[05:37] Live
    Nah, not at all.
[05:39] Masaki
    Then why do you eat every day?
[05:41] Ichiko
    Eating meals together is important!
[05:44] Masaki
    Sure, why not?
[05:46] Ichiko
    Hey, Masaki!
[05:47] Ichiko
    Have you thought up anything yet? Well?
[05:49] Masaki
    Not yet. Why?
[05:52] Ichiko
    I came up with an idea that's sure to be a hit.
[05:55] Ichiko
    Wanna know what it is?
[05:57] Masaki
    Sure.
[05:57] Ichiko
    Here it is!
[05:59] Ichiko
    Ichiko tries on a strawberry costume!
[06:02] Masaki
    Nope.
[06:03] Ichiko
    What?
[06:04] Ichiko
    How about a banana?
[06:05] Ichiko
    Ichiko tries on a banana—
[06:06] Masaki
    Double nope.
[06:07] Ichiko
    Then what about—
[06:08] Masaki
    Nope to everything.
[06:10] Ichiko
    Why not?!
[06:12] Masaki
    Listen here.
[06:13] Masaki
    Do you know how much those costumes cost?
[06:15] Masaki
    I'm trying to take all that into account here!
[06:18] Masaki
    Something low-budget that sounds a little
    familiar, but with its own original twist!
[06:23] Masaki
    That's how you come up with content!
[06:25] Masaki
    It's not about suggesting
    things all willy-nilly!
[06:28] Masaki
    Take your banana and shove it!
[06:31] Ichiko
    I'll shove liver and chives down my throat!
[06:34] Fu
    There, there.
[06:38] Tokage
    How naïve of you.
[06:40] Tokage
    Originality comes after you squeeze,
[06:44] Tokage
    and squeeze,
[06:45] Tokage
    and keep on squeezing...
[06:48] Tokage
    until you're left with that one last drop!
[06:51] Masaki
    Who're you?!
[06:52] Tokage
    The name's Tokage.
[06:54] Tokage
    A wayward vampire out on the hunt for money!
[06:58] Masaki
    There are more vampires?!
[06:59] Ichiko
    Tokage.
[07:00] Ichiko
    Eating for free without paying your share...
[07:03] Ichiko
    I won't stand for it!
[07:04] Tokage
    Here.
[07:05] Tokage
    Life ain't as simple as you think.
[07:08] Tokage
    It's a little like gambling.
[07:10] Tokage
    The bigger the thrill,
    the deeper in you find yourself.
[07:13] Tokage
    As you grow more numb, you seek more thrills.
[07:16] Tokage
    And this coupon gives you a free upgrade,
[07:19] Tokage
    but the beef bowl itself doesn't come free.
[07:21] Tokage
    Nothing but an empty promise.
[07:23] Ichiko
    What's your point, already?
[07:26] Live
    Just admit that you're broke.
[07:28] Live
    Heck, you just want easy money
    without working for it.
[07:31] Tokage
    Is that all you have to say
    after twenty years, Live?
[07:35] Tokage
    Don't patronize me just because
    you're a couple of centuries older.
[07:39] Masaki
    That's a big difference.
[07:40] Tokage
    Hey, you're Masaki, right?
[07:42] Masaki
    What?
[07:43] Tokage
    I saw your little channel.
[07:45] Tokage
    With its lame, stale, cookie-cutter videos.
[07:48] Tokage
    What a joke!
[07:50] Masaki
    Wh-What?!
[07:53] Tokage
    I want a 50/50 split of the profits.
[07:55] Tokage
    Let's work together!
[07:57] Masaki
    What?!
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     The Dead Tree Comes to Life
     with Pachinko Machines!!

    2. Proverbs on Life
     Tokage-sama's Gambling Wisdom
    3. Everybody Eat Up
     Don't Hesitate, Eat!
     Eat, and You'll See!!!

[07:58] Tokage
    If you're going to use vampires
    hiding their powers for NewTube,
[08:01] Tokage
    you'll need outrageous content like this...
[08:03] Tokage
    Hey, what's the big idea?!
[08:05] Masaki
    Outrageous, my ass!
[08:07] Masaki
    All you did was give them weird names!
[08:09] Tokage
    Don't judge a book by its title!
[08:11] Tokage
    Would you discriminate against
    rice balls based on looks?!
[08:14] Masaki
    What?
[08:15] Tokage
    It's what's inside that's important!
SIGN    Filling
SIGN    Filling
[08:17] Tokage
    The filling is what matters!
[08:19] Tokage
    You're just a brat in your twenties!
[08:21] Tokage
    I've lived two hundred years longer than you,
[08:23] Tokage
    so don't act like you know better!
[08:25] Masaki
    Two hundred years older,
    and this is the best you can do?
[08:29] Tokage
    Go on, tell us, then!
[08:32] Tokage
    What amazing ideas do you have?!
[08:35] Masaki
    Y-You asked for it!
[08:39] Masaki
    I said that, but I can't think up squat.
[08:42] Live
    Masaki, panicking will do you no good—
[08:44] Masaki
    I know that!
[08:46] Masaki
    I'm done for.
[08:47] Masaki
    The well's run dry.
[08:49] Live
    All right!
[08:51] Live
    Leave it to me!
[08:52] Live
    Let's go find some content!
[08:55] Live
    Content!
[08:56] Live
    Content!
[08:57] Live
    Content!
[08:59] Live
    Content!
[09:00] Live
    Content!
[09:02] Live
    Conte...
[09:03] Live
    This door...
[09:08] Live
    W-Wrong place!
[09:10] Live
    Let's move on, 'kay?
[09:12] Masaki
    Why?
[09:12] Live
    Don't even worry about it!
[09:15] Masaki
    Could this be content?
[09:18] Live
    H-H-Hey, what are you doing?!
[09:20] Masaki
    Content! It's gotta be!
[09:23] Masaki
    It's stuck.
[09:24] Masaki
    What stinks?!
[09:29] Masaki
    What's the big idea?!
[09:30] Tokage
    That's my line!
[09:33] Masaki
    Let us have a peek inside.
[09:34] Tokage
    Nuh-uh!
[09:35] Tokage
    You're invading my privacy!
[09:36] Masaki
    What, do you have something to hide?!
[09:38] Tokage
    O-O-Of course not!
[09:41] Masaki
    Help me, Live!
[09:43] Live
    No!
[09:43] Live
    I've tried so hard to pretend
    this room doesn't exist!
[09:46] Masaki
    You can't be serious!
[09:47] Live
    And I'd like to keep it that way!
[09:52] Masaki
    Live.
[09:56] Masaki
    You want to suck me dry, don't you?
[10:01] Masaki
    Pretty please!
[10:07] Masaki
    What in the world?
[10:18] Masaki
    Th-This...
[10:19] Tokage
    Don't look!
[10:21] Tokage
    I'm dying of shame!
[10:22] Masaki
    This is it!
[10:24] Masaki
    How long's this room been like this?
[10:27] Tokage
    Since this house was built, pretty much.
[10:29] Masaki
    This might be just what we need!
[10:32] Masaki
    Live! Help me out here!
[10:34] Live
    Okay.
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SIGN    Combustible Waste
[10:41] Masaki
    The title of our next video is...
[10:43] Masaki
    "Centuries of Household Trash?!"
SIGN    A Lady's
    Way Filthy Room
SIGN    A Lady's
    Way Filthy Room
[10:45] Masaki
    "What's the Pawn Value
    of a Lady's Filthy Room?!"
SIGN    How Much is Centuries
    of Trash Really Worth?
SIGN    How Much is Centuries
    of Trash Really Worth?
[10:47] Ichiko
    Sensei!
[10:48] Ichiko
    Is there really a demand for that?
[10:51] Masaki
    Live!
[10:52] Live
    Cleaning videos have their die-hard fans!
[10:55] Live
    Throwing out piled-up trash is
     already plenty entertaining,
[10:58] Live
    but Tokage's built up
    so much over the years,
[11:01] Live
    we might end up stumbling
    across some real treasure!
[11:04] Masaki
    In other words, we can do big numbers,
[11:06] Masaki
    roll in the dough, and get this room clean.
[11:08] Masaki
    It's a win-win-win situation!
[11:10] Masaki
    Now that's what I call content!
[11:12] Tokage
    W-Wait a minute.
[11:14] Tokage
    You're saying my garbage is worth money?
[11:16] Masaki
    That's right.
[11:17] Masaki
    Maybe.
[11:18] Masaki
    Definitely!
[11:20] Tokage
    Hell yeah!
[11:21] Tokage
    Let's get this show on the road!
[11:28] Ichiko
    Hey, everyone, you need to
    separate all of this trash!
[11:31] Tokage
    Huh? What now, Ichiko?
[11:33] Tokage
    We're sorting everything just fine!
[11:35] Ichiko
    Listen up!
[11:36] Ichiko
    You need to carefully separate trash
    for a greener Earth!
[11:39] Fu
    But there are plastic bottles in your bag
    of combustible waste, Ichiko-chan.
[11:46] Ichiko
    What are you going on about?
[11:47] Ichiko
    Plastic bottles count as organic waste!
[11:49] Ichiko
    I saw it on TV, you know!
[11:52] Ichiko
    When you burn plastic bottles,
    the polypolyvinyl turns the flame green,
[11:56] Ichiko
    which makes it a green initiative!
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SIGN    Combustible
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SIGN    Recyclable
SIGN    Hazardous
SIGN    Organic waste
    Wastepaper
    Wood chips
    etc.
SIGN    Ceramics
    Metal items
SIGN    Bottles
    Cans
SIGN    Plastic
    bottles
SIGN    Plastic
    containers
SIGN    Used paper
    Cardboard
    Old clothes
SIGN    Batteries
    Fluorescent
    lamps
    Small
    appliances
[11:59] Fu
    Plastic bottles are recyclable waste.
[12:03] Ichiko
    Whoopsie!
[12:05] Ichiko
    I forgot I can't read kanji—
[12:07] Live
    Hey, how old is this?
[12:09] Tokage
    I forget.
[12:10] Tokage
    I think about eighty years?
[12:12] Live
    Wow!
[12:13] Live
    It might be worth a lot.
[12:15] Tokage
    Seriously? This thing?
[12:18] Tokage
    M-My money...
[12:19] Ichiko
    Tokage, what about this?
[12:22] Tokage
    Oh!
[12:22] Tokage
    That teacup used to belong
    to Sen-what's-his-face—
[12:25] Fu
    Ack! A bug!
[12:28] Live
    I think this... and this are junk.
[12:31] Masaki
    So much for treasure.
[12:34] Masaki
    Wait, we've been at it for five hours,
    and it's still this bad?
[12:37] Masaki
    Damn it.
[12:38] Masaki
    It really is just worthless trash!
[12:41] Masaki
    If we can't pawn this off,
    how about a super-endurance—
[12:43] Tokage
    Hey, hey!
[12:44] Tokage
    Be careful what you throw out!
[12:46] Ichiko
    But it's all rotted away or broken!
[12:49] Tokage
    You don't know that yet!
[12:51] Tokage
    If it's worth anything, we need to
    make sure we get our money!
[12:54] Masaki
    Oh, sorry.
[12:55] Masaki
    Forget all that for now.
[12:56] Masaki
    I'm changing it to a
     super-endurance cleaning video.
[13:00] Tokage
    What?
[13:02] Tokage
    You...
[13:03] Tokage
    You... You...
[13:05] Tokage
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[13:07] Live
    Tokage! We're filming!
[13:08] Tokage
    Money! Money!
[13:09] Tokage
    I want some damn money!
[13:13] Live
    Oh, no!
[13:14] Live
    Ichiko! Fu!
[13:15] Live
    Open the windows!
[13:24] Live
    Cool it already!
[13:28] Tokage
    Money!
[13:31] Masaki
    Wow.
[13:35] Live
    You asked for it!
[13:44] Ichiko
    Tokage doesn't stand a chance
    against Live-sama!
[13:56] Live
    All right!
[14:01] Masaki
    Ugh!
[14:02] Yuki
    I see you're shooting a video.
[14:04] Yuki
    Of our powers.
[14:05] Masaki
    Um...
[14:08] Masaki
    Shigeyuki-san, you see—
[14:09] Yuki
    It's Yuki!
[14:10] Yuki
    Don't you dare call me Shigeyuki, human!
[14:13] Ichiko
    Masaki!
[14:13] Ichiko
    Yuki-sama doesn't like being called Shigeyuki!
[14:16] Ichiko
    Her real name may be Shigeyuki, but...
[14:18] Yuki
    You, there!
[14:19] Yuki
    Shut your trap!
[14:20] Live
    Whoa, whoa. Let's calm down.
[14:22] Yuki
    I warned you, didn't I?
[14:23] Yuki
    That you'd be erased
    if you made videos of our powers.
[14:26] Live
    I may have used my powers,
    but that was unavoidable!
[14:28] Yuki
    I won't take any excuses!
[14:31] Yuki
    Hand over the video data.
[14:33] Masaki
    I-I refuse.
[14:34] Yuki
    Hand it over.
[14:36] Yuki
    Or would you rather
    I destroyed the entire camera?
[14:44] Live
    Masaki...
[14:45] Tokage
    Hey, what's this?
[14:46] Tokage
    The hell's going on?
[14:47] Yuki
    See for yourself.
[14:50] Tokage
    My money!
[14:52] Yuki
    Fu.
[14:53] Yuki
    There's another camera in that
    filthy room, isn't there?
[14:55] Yuki
    Bring it here.
[14:56] Fu
    Yes!
[15:05] Yuki
    Hey, let go of it!
[15:07] Masaki
    No way!
[15:08] Masaki
    If I hand this over, everyone's hard
    work will have been for nothing!
[15:12] Live
    Masaki...
[15:13] Tokage
    Money...
[15:15] Yuki
    You really don't know when to quit.
[15:17] Yuki
    Oh, yes. I never did get a chance
    to thank you for last time.
[15:25] Yuki
    I can still smell it to this day!
[15:29] Tokage
    I'll stop asking for free item coupons!
    I'm fine with just the upgrade coupons!
[15:29] Live
    Stop it! I promise we won't use our powers
    when filming again, so please don't!
[15:33] Yuki
    Get off of me!
[15:34] Live
    I'm begging you, Yuki.
[15:35] Tokage
    Pretty please!
[15:37] Yuki
    Are you being serious?
[15:43] Yuki
    Fine.
[15:48] Yuki
    No means no!
[15:50] Yuki
    You won't escape your punishment!
[15:53] Yuki
    Guilty!
[15:56] Live
    Yuki, what's this?
[15:58] Yuki
    If you finish all of it, I won't tell
    Mother about what happened today.
[16:03] Yuki
    But if you happen to leave any...
[16:06] Tokage
    What if we eat every last one, then?
[16:09] Yuki
    I just said I won't tell Mother—
[16:11] Tokage
    That's not enough.
[16:11] Yuki
    What?
[16:12] Tokage
    Not enough at all.
[16:14] Tokage
    You do realize we ended up
    having to scrap all of our footage?
[16:18] Tokage
    Footage that would have made us money!
[16:20] Yuki
    And what's your point?
[16:22] Tokage
    If we eat all of this,
    I want a fat stack of cash!
[16:25] Yuki
    Absolutely not!
[16:27] Tokage
    Say, Yuki...
[16:28] Tokage
    We don't use our vampire powers
    when we eat, do we?
[16:33] Yuki
    I suppose not.
[16:34] Tokage
    Which means it's okay
    to take a video of it, right?
[16:37] Yuki
    Huh? I guess...
[16:43] Masaki
    I'm filming this?
[16:44] Tokage
    Everybody eat up.
[16:46] Tokage
    Don't hesitate, eat. Eat, and you'll see.
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SIGN    3. Everybody Eat Up
     Don't Hesitate, Eat!
     Eat, and You'll See!!!

[16:51] Live
    Masaki!
[16:52] Live
    We've gotta do it!
[16:53] Live
    Leave it to me when it comes
    to food... To mukbang!
[16:55] Masaki
    Hold that thought!
[16:56] Masaki
    There's nothing compelling about a
    video of you eating a pile of raw garlic!
[16:59] Tokage
    Whatever! Just film it!
[17:01] Tokage
    If it flops, I'll beg on my knees,
    or stomach, or whatever you want!
[17:05] Yuki
    I don't care! Get to eating, already!
[17:07] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[17:08] Live
    Mukbang is fun, mukbang is fun...
[17:11] Live
    Okay!
[17:11] Live
    Here we go, everyone!
[17:13] Tokage
    Roll camera!
[17:17] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[17:20] Live
    Mayonaka Punch! Live here...
[17:22] Live
    F-For today's video...
[17:24] Tokage
    Today's segment is, "Everybody Eat Up!
    Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!"
[17:28] Tokage
    All right, everyone! Time to confront
    the food we all hate: garlic!
[17:33] Tokage
    Off we go!
[17:41] Ichiko
    We're in this together, Live-sama!
[17:48] Masaki
    H-Hey!
[17:49] Masaki
    Act like it's a little tasty!
[17:51] Yuki
    That's simply not possible.
[17:52] Yuki
    They're vampires.
[17:54] Masaki
    Then force a smile, at least!
[18:07] Tokage
    How're you holding up, Live-shi?
[18:09] Tokage
    Don't hesitate to dig into that garlic.
[18:12] Tokage
    How about you, Ichiko-shi?
[18:15] Tokage
    Doing good, Fu-shi?
[18:22] Fu
    Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[18:24] Fu
    Bing-bong!
[18:26] Fu
    Good morning from Fu-chan—
[18:31] Fu
    Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[18:34] Ichiko
    Y'know, I used to think hand lotion
    was the same thing as toothpaste.
[18:38] Ichiko
    Then I realized that was the fate of the
    old lady in the Grimms' fairy tale,
[18:42] Ichiko
    to be born from a duck egg—
[18:42] Masaki
    Ichiko, you're out.
[18:51] Ichiko
    What a shocker.
[18:52] Ichiko
    Slash-and-burn?
[18:52] Ichiko
    I prefer chateaubriand, thanks.
[18:54] Masaki
    Make the peanut gallery pipe down!
[18:59] Live
    Garlic is yummy. Garlic is yummy.
    Garlic is yummy.
[19:04] Live
    Oh, look!
[19:05] Live
    I spy a cutie-pie with tasty-looking blood!
[19:18] Masaki
    That's enough.
[19:19] Masaki
    I'm stopping the camera.
[19:20] Tokage
    You can't be serious!
[19:22] Tokage
    If I quit here, I can't call myself a gambler!
[19:24] Masaki
    We're not gambling jack here!
[19:25] Masaki
    And this video stinks!
[19:27] Masaki
    It's just a miserable sight!
[19:30] Tokage
    Dead or alive.
[19:32] Tokage
    An extreme gamble with my life on the line!
[19:34] Tokage
    Just watch me!
[19:38] Masaki
    Tokage...
[19:44] Tokage
    Whammo!
[19:47] Tokage
    I have not one scrap of garlic
    left on my entire plate!
[19:57] Yuki
    I swear, what a silly girl you are.
[20:03] Masaki
    None of this makes any sense.
[20:06] Masaki
    Total nonsense.
SIGN    Tokage Cleans
    Her Plate
SIGN    It's very dangerous for normal people
    to eat large amounts of raw garlic.
SIGN    Don't try this at home <3
SIGN    It's very dangerous for normal people
    to eat large amounts of raw garlic.
SIGN    Don't try this at home <3
[20:15] Live
    There, you're done.
[20:16] Ichiko
    She didn't even turn into pure-white ash yet!
[20:19] Live
    You've been rewatching it for three days!
[20:20] Ichiko
    It's still funny every single time!
[20:23] Tokage
    Well, I did come up with the idea,
    had the video shot, and had it edited.
[20:28] Tokage
    Of course it's funny.
[20:31] Tokage
    My own genius scares me sometimes.
[20:34] Fu
    But it's purely by coincidence
    that that video...
[20:37] Tokage
    Just look at the numbers.
[20:39] Tokage
    Cold, hard hits.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    12k views
SIGN    1 week ago
SIGN    Subscribe
SIGN    Endless Garlic Hell
SIGN    Endless Garlic Hell
SIGN    Doing the Impossible
SIGN    Everybody Eat Up Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!!!
[20:42] Fu
    Wow, 12,000 views.
[20:44] Tokage
    Easy peasy, lemon squeezy for me!
[20:49] Live
    Oh, they're here.
[20:51] Mover
    Heya!
[20:52] Live
    Second floor, room in the back.
[20:54] Ichiko
    Um, what's all this, exactly?
[20:56] Live
    Huh? Didn't I mention it?
[20:58] Live
    Starting today, Masaki's moving in with us.
[21:01] Masaki
    I can't wait!
[21:02] Ichiko
    What?!
[21:03] Fu
    But why now?
[21:05] Masaki
    Now that we have momentum,
    I can't let this chance slip away!
[21:08] Masaki
    I'll live with you, shoot tons of videos,
[21:10] Masaki
    and ride this wave to turn our channel
    into a powerhouse in no time!
[21:13] Masaki
    That's the plan!
[21:14] Live
    There you have it.
[21:16] Group
    M-Makes sense.
[21:17] Live
    Okay, you're helping, too!
[21:19] Fu
    Y-Yes!
[21:19] Ichiko
    Sure!
[21:21] Tokage
    That's one hell of a dream you got there.
[21:23] Tokage
    Let me join your little group.
[21:25] Masaki
    I assumed you already had.
[21:27] Tokage
    With that settled, let's talk
    profit share for our last video!
[21:32] Tokage
    A 50/50 share, like we agreed on!
[21:35] Tokage
    Don't play dumb!
[21:37] Tokage
    Where's my slice of the pie?
[21:39] Masaki
    Um, that won't come into play for a while.
[21:42] Tokage
    What?!
[21:43] Tokage
    Chance Akaishi told me...
[21:44] Masaki
    MayoPan isn't even monetized yet!
[21:46] Tokage
    That's not what you promised!
[21:48] Masaki
    I didn't promise you squat!
[21:50] Tokage
    I'm leaving all of you!
[21:52] Tokage
    Hand over my money!
SIGN    Tokage
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:26] Tokage
    Pay me, pay me, pay me!
[23:26] Masaki
    Masaki here!
[23:27] Masaki
    MayoPan's got a new member!
[23:29] Tokage
    Who's that?
[23:29] Masaki
    You, duh.
[23:30] Tokage
    That's right! It's me, Tokage!
[23:32] Masaki
    Honestly, I don't know if this will work out!
[23:33] Tokage
    Seriously? Try harder!
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "The Star of the Next Video is Who?"
SIGN    The Star of the Next Video is Who?
SIGN    The Star
SIGN    The Star
[23:37] Fu
    What? It's me?

E4 - The Star of the Next Video is Who?

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SIGN    Hail to the King
[00:11] (Flashback) Aya
    Hey!
[00:14] (Flashback) Fu
    Aya-chan!
[00:15] (Flashback) Aya
    Yo.
[00:17] (Flashback) Fu
    You're awfully late.
[00:19] (Flashback) Fu
    I was getting tired of waiting.
[00:22] (Flashback) Aya
    Yesterday's Best Western Hits.
[00:24] (Flashback) Aya
    I recorded it for you.
[00:27] (Flashback) Fu
    New songs!
[00:30] (Flashback) Fu
    I'm so happy.
[00:32] (Flashback) Fu
    Thanks.
[00:35] (Flashback) Aya
    The third track is so dope.
[00:37] (Flashback) Aya
    It hits you like a knuckle sandwich
    in a one-on-one street fight!
[00:41] (Flashback) Fu
    I don't think I really get what you mean.
[00:45] (Flashback) Fu
    Oh, yeah.
[00:46] (Flashback) Fu
    I learned how to sing all the songs
    you gave me last time.
[00:50] (Flashback) Aya
    No kidding?
[00:52] (Flashback) Aya
    Impressive.
[00:53] (Flashback) Fu
    Why don't you play?
[00:54] (Flashback) Fu
    We can sing together.
[00:57] (Flashback) Fu
    Aya-chan?
[01:00] (Flashback) Aya
    Hey, Fu...
[01:07] (Flashback) Aya
    How about the two of us go pro?
[01:11] (Flashback) Aya
    I feel like with you on board, we can make it.
[01:15] (Flashback) Fu
    I...
[01:18] (Flashback) Fu
    I'm...
SIGN    The Star of the Next Video is Who?
[03:04] Masaki
    Okay. Guess that's it.
[03:10] Masaki
    Mm-hmm.
[03:12] Masaki
    A nice room with plenty of space.
[03:14] Masaki
    The question is whether
    I can survive living with them.
SIGN    Let's reach 1,000,000 subs!!
[03:21] Masaki
    I've gotta do it!
[03:22] Masaki
    I'll come up with videos
    that are sure to go viral!
[03:25] Masaki
    And to do that...
[03:28] Masaki
    "Favorite things:"
[03:29] Masaki
    "Strawberries, dustpans,
    long chopsticks, Live-sama,"
[03:32] Masaki
    "holo stickers, smooth rocks, cosmic peace."
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Please fill out this survey
    
    Name: Ichiko
    
    Favorite Things: Strawberries,
    dustpans, long chopsticks, Live-sama <3,
    holo stickers, smooth rocks, cosmic peace
    
    Skills: Stocks, cleaning, forex,
    laundry, cooking
[03:38] Masaki
    Dumb as a rock.
[03:39] Ichiko
    Huh? Did you say something?
[03:41] Masaki
    Nope, not a thing.
[03:42] Masaki
    Strawberries are good, aren't they?
[03:44] Masaki
    Now for Live...
[03:46] Live
    My favorite thing is the
     blood flowing in your veins!
[03:49] Live
    That's all!
[03:49] Masaki
    Yikes!
[03:50] Tokage
    I swear...
[03:52] Tokage
    You want to know more about us
    so badly, you printed out surveys?
[03:56] Tokage
    Nosy, aren't we?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Please fill out this survey
    
    Name:
    TOKAGE!!
    
    Favorite Things:
    MONEY!!!
    
    Skills:
[03:59] Masaki
    Yeah, I expected as much.
[04:03] Masaki
    Huh?
[04:03] Masaki
    Wasn't there another one of you?
[04:05] Ichiko
    Fu's out at work right now.
[04:07] Masaki
    What, she has a job?
[04:08] Live
    It's true.
[04:09] Live
    One of our residents is a hard-working girl
    who has a real job and pays her rent.
[04:14] Tokage
    Cut it out. You're making me blush.
[04:16] Live
    I'm not talking about you!
[04:18] Tokage
    No need to be bashful.
[04:19] Live
    Like hell I am!
[04:20] Masaki
    Job or no job, I need her
    to submit a survey.
[04:28] Masaki
    Excuse me...
[04:33] Masaki
    Totally blank.
[04:40] Masaki
    What's this?
[04:48] Masaki
    Wait...
[04:55] Live
    Masaki, what are you doing in there?
[04:58] Masaki
    Live...
[05:00] Masaki
    I know what our next video's going to be.
[05:10] Fu
    Have a good night.
[05:19] Masaki
    Oh, here she is.
[05:21] Live
    Hey, there!
[05:22] Fu
    You two!
[05:23] Fu
    How'd you get in here?!
[05:24] Group
    Through the window.
[05:25] Fu
    That's trespassing!
[05:27] Fu
    Bath thieves!
[05:28] Live
    Hey, don't be such a party pooper.
[05:31] Fu
    We're closed for the night.
[05:33] Masaki
    Okay, okay.
[05:35] Masaki
    We'll get going, then...
[05:36] Masaki
    Not!
[05:39] Masaki
    Allow us to announce our next video.
[05:41] Live
    The star of the next video is you!
[05:43] Masaki
    The one singing a cover will be Fu!
[05:46] Fu
    What?
[05:49] Fu
    N-No, thanks.
[05:51] Group
    Eh?
[05:52] Fu
    How many times do I have
    to tell you I won't do it?
[05:56] Live
    Whew!
[05:57] Masaki
    Nothing beats a cold one!
[05:59] Fu
    Please listen to me!
[06:01] Fu
    Why me, anyway?
[06:03] Masaki
    Because I found out you can sing. Duh.
[06:09] Fu
    Wait!
[06:09] Fu
    Don't tell me you went in my room!
[06:11] Masaki
    Whether I did or didn't isn't the issue here.
[06:15] Masaki
    You love singing, and you used to sing
    on the roof all the time, right?
[06:19] Masaki
    Live told me.
[06:20] Live
    Uh-huh.
[06:21] Fu
    You could... hear me?
[06:23] Masaki
    Now's the time to try
    new ideas to rack up the hits!
[06:27] Masaki
    Videos of song covers are popular,
[06:29] Masaki
    and there's a good chance
    it could gain us subs!
[06:33] Masaki
    Got it? If you do, then hurry up and—
[06:35] Fu
    You're so stubborn!
[06:36] Fu
    Masaki-san, you're as stubborn as
     the slimy gunk in the bathtubs!
[06:41] Masaki
    Huh?!
[06:42] Masaki
    That's one hell of a weird insult!
[06:44] Fu
    I'll never sing again.
[06:48] Fu
    I don't deserve to.
[06:51] Fu
    Sorry.
[07:08] (Flashback) Aya
    See ya.
[07:10] (Flashback) Fu
    Yeah!
[07:12] (Flashback) Aya
    Oh, yeah.
[07:13] (Flashback) Aya
    Starting tomorrow, how about
    we sing here every day?
[07:16] (Flashback) Fu
    Yes, of course!
[07:18] (Flashback) Fu
    I'd love to sing with you every day!
[07:20] (Flashback) Aya
    If we're gonna be pro singers,
    we need to get real!
[07:25] (Flashback) Fu
    That's... true.
[07:27] (Flashback) Aya
    What's gotten into you?
[07:29] (Flashback) Aya
    Having second thoughts about the audition?
[07:31] (Flashback) Fu
    No, that's not it!
[07:33] (Flashback) Aya
    Then we've gotta buckle down!
[07:36] (Flashback) Aya
    Let's kill it.
[07:38] (Flashback) Fu
    Y-Yeah.
[07:42] (Flashback) Aya
    Bye!
[07:48] (Flashback) Fu
    What now?
[07:51] Singer
    Thank you for hearing us perform.
[07:55] (Flashback) Yuki
    You can't be serious.
[07:58] (Flashback) Fu
    Yuki-sama...
[07:59] (Flashback) Yuki
    A pro singer?
[08:01] (Flashback) Yuki
    Do you plan on being on TV?
[08:03] (Flashback) Yuki
    As a vampire?
[08:05] (Flashback) Fu
    How do you know...
[08:07] (Flashback) Yuki
    My job is to keep an eye on you lot.
[08:11] (Flashback) Yuki
    A singer who miraculously doesn't age,
[08:13] (Flashback) Yuki
    shrouded in mystery,
    only making appearances at night...
[08:17] (Flashback) Yuki
    It'll get people talking, at least.
[08:19] (Flashback) Fu
    I know it's a lost cause.
[08:22] (Flashback) Yuki
    I don't think you do.
[08:30] (Flashback) Yuki
    Don't cling to a dream
    that can never come true.
[08:36] Fu
    Gotta tell her...
[08:39] Fu
    Gotta tell her...
[08:41] Fu
    Gotta tell her.
[08:43] Fu
    Gotta tell her.
[08:45] Fu
    Gotta tell her!
[08:47] Fu
    Gotta tell her!
SIGN    Open-Air Concert Hall
[09:00] (Flashback) Fu
    An outdoor stage...
SIGN    Shine On! Singing Contest!
[09:10] Fu
    I can't back down now.
    Not after all this time.
[09:14] Fu
    I mean, if I did...
[09:17] Fu
    That'd be...
[09:23] (Flashback) Aya
    What's up? You okay?
[09:25] (Flashback) Fu
    Aya-chan.
[09:26] (Flashback) Aya
    Sorry I'm late.
[09:29] (Flashback) Fu
    No, it's fine.
[09:31] (Flashback) Aya
    Let's make it through.
[09:33] (Flashback) Aya
    The two of us.
[09:39] (Flashback) Aya
    What's wrong?
[09:41] (Flashback) Aya
    Nerves getting to ya?
[09:42] (Flashback) Aya
    This is no time to be shaking in your boots!
[09:44] (Flashback) Fu
    L-Listen, I...
[09:49] (Flashback) Fu
    Aya-chan.
[09:51] (Flashback) Aya
    Guess I'm not one to talk.
[09:54] (Flashback) Aya
    My folks...
[09:56] (Flashback) Aya
    They keep giving me a hard time.
[09:58] (Flashback) Aya
    Saying my dream can never come true.
[10:00] (Flashback) Aya
    Shut up. What do you know?
[10:03] (Flashback) Aya
    I'm banking on this audition.
[10:11] (Flashback) Fu
    Wh-Why'd you do that?!
[10:12] (Flashback) Aya
    Firing myself up.
[10:14] (Flashback) Fu
    F-Firing?!
[10:16] Announcer
    Next up is entry number 14.
[10:19] Announcer
    The two-piece act, Who Are You!
[10:21] Announcer
    Step on up!
SIGN    Shine On! Singing Contest!
[10:28] (Flashback) Aya
    Here we go, Fu!
[10:57] Fu
    What am I doing?
[10:59] Fu
    I can't even go out in the sunlight!
[11:03] (Flashback) Aya
    Fu?
[11:08] (Flashback) Fu
    I'm sorry.
[11:13] (Flashback) Aya
    Fu!
[11:27] Masaki
    Damn it!
[11:28] Masaki
    "Don't deserve to"?
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:32] Masaki
    You were singing so happily!
[11:35] Masaki
    So how come?
[11:37] Live
    I'm back!
[11:39] Masaki
    Live!
[11:40] Masaki
    Why are you coming in through the window?
[11:42] Masaki
    Wait, where'd you go off to?
[11:44] Live
    Here and there for some Fu stuff.
[11:46] Live
    I had an idea of what all this was about,
    so I got some answers out of Shige.
[11:51] Masaki
    Shige... Yuki-san?
[11:54] Masaki
    All right. Since the song cover
    video's riding on this, too,
[11:57] Masaki
    let's really put our backs into it!
[11:58] Group
    Yeah!
SIGN    The Folk
SIGN    All About Folk Songs
SIGN    New Music
SIGN    Shine On! Singing Contest!
SIGN    Singer-Songwriter
    Audition
SIGN    Step up, hotshots! Coming this fall!!!
    Will you be the next big TV star?!
SIGN    Stay Tuned for Updates!
SIGN    Japanese Folk
    & Rock Feature
SIGN    Live
    We're searching for this person!
    All info is welcome, so please
    leave a comment if you know her.
SIGN    A Community for
    Folk Song Lovers
SIGN    Mr. Bear
    Who is she? Quite the looker
    
    Milk
    how old is that photo? lmao
    
    Party of One
    I don't know who she is...
    Is she a family member?
    
    Akari
    She looks tough as nails LOL
    Is she one of them delinquent girls??
    
    S.H
    who's that? someone famous?
    
    Marguerite
    No clue
    
    the sake liker
    Never seen her, but I hope
    you find her soon <3
[12:16] Masaki
    Anything?
SIGN    the sake liker
    Never seen her, but I hope
    you find her soon <3
    
    Sinji
    Whoa, she's awesome!!
    
    Yumi Kimura Smith
    I saw her play a concert two years ago.
    I think this is the same AYA-san.
[12:21] Group
    Yes!
[12:28] Fu
    Um, Masaki-san...
[12:30] Masaki
    Y-You scared me!
[12:32] Masaki
    Don't sneak up behind me like that!
[12:34] Fu
    I wasn't trying to sneak up on you.
[12:36] Masaki
    Oh, um, sorry.
[12:38] Fu
    You've been acting weird.
[12:41] Fu
    Are you up to something?
[12:43] Masaki
    No way! I wouldn't dream of it!
[12:46] Masaki
    It's nothing at all!
[12:48] Masaki
    So long!
[12:49] Fu
    Wait right there!
[12:51] Fu
    You really suck at telling lies.
[12:53] Masaki
    I'm not lying.
[12:55] Fu
    I can see right through you.
[12:59] Masaki
    Let me tell you what's up, then.
[13:01] Masaki
    We went looking for her.
[13:03] Masaki
    The girl named Aya.
[13:06] Fu
    How do you know that name?
[13:08] Masaki
    We looked it up.
[13:12] Fu
    Do you really want me to sing that badly?
[13:15] Masaki
    So she is the reason why you won't sing.
[13:18] Fu
    You're wrong!
[13:20] Fu
    It was my own decision not to sing anymore!
[13:24] Fu
    Aya-chan's got nothing to do with it!
[13:26] Fu
    Why do you keep sticking
    your nose in my business?!
[13:29] Masaki
    I'm doing it for the videos—
[13:30] Fu
    No one will enjoy watching me be pressured
    into something I don't want to do.
[13:34] Masaki
    Well...
[13:36] Fu
    Please just leave me be.
[13:39] Masaki
    Fine, then!
[13:41] Masaki
    Piss and moan until you die, for all I care!
[13:44] Masaki
    I saw how carefully you kept
    those ancient cassettes!
[13:46] Masaki
    It's obvious that you're still not over her!
[13:52] Masaki
    We received word of someone named
    Aya holding a concert two years ago.
[13:57] Masaki
    We found the venue location, as well.
[14:00] Masaki
    Interested?
[14:02] Fu
    N-No.
[14:03] Masaki
    I see.
[14:05] Masaki
    Then throw it in the trash.
[14:09] Masaki
    You said you don't deserve to sing.
[14:12] Masaki
    Just so you know, no one's undeserving
    of doing the things they want.
[14:17] Masaki
    That's all from me.
[14:24] Live
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[14:26] Masaki
    What's up?
[14:27] Live
    Fu left a message!
[14:30] Live
    "I'll be out of the house for a while.
    Don't worry about me."
[14:33] Live
    What do we do?
[14:34] Live
    Is it because of all our meddling?
[14:37] Masaki
    She said not to worry. I'm sure she's fine.
[14:54] Fu
    I'm here.
[14:58] Fu
    I should have done more research.
[15:01] Fu
    My phone stopped working
    as soon as I got here, too.
[15:04] Fu
    I'm even dumber than Ichiko-chan!
[15:09] Woman 1
    You've had way too much to drink.
[15:11] Woman 2
    I feel sick...
[15:12] Fu
    Japanese?
[15:13] Woman 2
    I swear.
[15:14] Fu
    E-Excuse me!
[15:17] Fu
    Can you tell me how to find this address?
[15:25] Band Member 1
    That was a good show, man!
[15:27] Band Member 2
    Yeah, we nailed it!
[15:28] Band Member 1
    Yeah, let's have a beer!
[15:37] Fu
    Excuse me.
[15:44] Fu
    Aya-chan performed here.
[15:53] Owner
    Sorry, we're closed.
[15:55] Fu
    U-Um, I'm...
[16:00] Fu
    This case...
[16:01] Owner
    Hey, hey, hey!
SIGN    Hail to the King
[16:02] Owner
    Don't touch that!
[16:04] Owner
    That guitar's precious to me, y'know.
SIGN    Hail to the King
[16:10] Fu
    Aya-chan's guitar case...
[16:14] Owner
    You a friend of Aya or something?
[16:17] Fu
    I-I'm Aya-chan's...
[16:21] Fu
    Um, English... Um...
[16:29] Live
    You think Fu managed to find Aya-chan?
[16:32] Ichiko
    I'm sure she did!
[16:34] Tokage
    Good for her, though.
[16:36] Tokage
    Fu managed to take a bold new step.
[16:38] Live
    Tokage!
[16:39] Tokage
    Now we might make some cash!
[16:42] Tokage
    Isn't that just lovely?
[16:50] Live
    Fu!
[16:52] Masaki
    H-How'd it go?
[16:56] Fu
    Aya-chan passed away.
[17:02] Tokage
    Seriously, human lives are so damn short.
[17:06] Ichiko
    Um, how about some tea?
[17:09] Live
    Ah, I'm fine for now. Thanks for asking.
[17:12] Ichiko
    You're welcome.
[17:15] Masaki
    Not gonna play it?
[17:16] Masaki
    After he gave it to you.
[17:18] Fu
    I don't know how to.
[17:19] Fu
    Aya-chan was always
    the one in charge of playing.
[17:24] Masaki
    Sorry.
[17:26] Masaki
    I should have looked into it more first.
[17:32] Fu
    Let me apologize as well.
[17:34] Fu
    You did all of this for me,
    but I said those awful things.
[17:39] Masaki
    No, I did it for the videos.
[17:43] Fu
    If I'd acted sooner,
    I might have seen her again.
[17:48] Fu
    No, if I'd just had the courage
    to face her back then...
[17:54] Fu
    But I was too scared that she might hate me.
[17:59] Fu
    I always make the wrong decision.
[18:05] Live
    Um...
[18:06] Live
    Got a moment?
[18:08] Live
    We found this in the guitar case.
[18:20] Aya
    Huh? Is this thing already on?
[18:22] Aya's Friend
    Sure is. Introduce yourself!
[18:25] Aya
    Hey. I'm Aya, a singer.
[18:28] Aya's Friend
    Great, thanks!
[18:32] Aya
    Bring it on!
[18:33] Aya's Friend
    Today I'm here to interview the Japanese
    artist making big,
big waves in America!
[18:39] Aya
    Is that sarcasm?
[18:41] Aya's Friend
    No, no.
[18:42] Aya's Friend
    It'll be true soon enough!
[18:44] Aya
    Huh?
[18:45] Aya's Friend
    Once you make it big, this video
    will be worth its weight in gold!
[18:49] Aya
    Yeah, yeah.
[18:50] Aya
    I'll do my best to make that happen.
[18:52] Aya's Friend
    Let's get started!
[18:54] Aya
    Ask me anything!
[18:55] Aya's Friend
    In a few words, can you tell us
    why you decided to go into singing?
[19:02] Aya
    A long time ago, back in my slightly wild era,
[19:05] Aya
    there was only one person I was tight with.
[19:08] Aya
    I guess it started when I met her.
[19:11] Aya's Friend
    So she was the one who gave you that push?
[19:14] Aya
    Something like that.
[19:15] Aya's Friend
    Huh...
[19:16] Aya
    She was a real killer singer.
[19:18] Aya
    If I was with her, we could go pro.
[19:21] Aya
    The two of us in the big leagues...
    or so I thought.
[19:24] Aya's Friend
    You thought?
[19:24] Aya
    We suddenly lost touch, and that was that.
[19:28] Aya
    She ran away from me, without telling me why.
[19:32] Aya
    On the day of our audition, at that.
[19:34] Aya's Friend
    Maybe she had her reasons?
[19:36] Aya
    I'm sure she did.
[19:39] Aya
    But I wish she'd told me why.
[19:41] Aya
    It's seriously a mystery.
[19:43] Aya
    I always figured we were real close,
[19:47] Aya
    but it turns out there was a lot
    I didn't know about her.
[19:50] Aya
    Still, I had fun singing together
    with her every day.
[19:55] Aya
    I bet she... I bet Fu had fun as well.
[19:59] Aya
    There's no doubt in my mind about that.
[20:02] Aya's Friend
    Um, you lost me there.
[20:05] Aya
    No surprise.
[20:07] Aya
    Well, what I mean is...
[20:09] Aya
    If she's out there singing to this day,
[20:12] Aya
    that'd make me really happy.
[20:13] Band Member 1
    Hey, is that Aya?
[20:15] Band Member 2
    Hey, you recording something?
[20:17] Fu
    I'm sorry.
[20:20] Fu
    For running away by myself.
[20:22] Fu
    For disappearing without a word.
[20:24] Fu
    For not seeing you
    while you were still alive.
[20:27] Fu
    I'm sorry!
[20:30] Fu
    All I ever wanted was to sing with you.
[20:35] Fu
    Aya-chan...
[21:05] Live
    Well?
[21:06] Live
    Not bad for something
    we cobbled together, right?
[21:08] Masaki
    We did all this for you,
    so show a little gratitude.
[21:11] Fu
    Everyone...
[21:24] Masaki
    What's gotten into you?!
[21:27] Fu
    Just firing myself up.
[23:16] Masaki
    Okay, all good!
[23:25] Fu
    Live-sama, I brought back
    souvenirs from New York.
[23:28] Live
    What'd you get?
[23:28] Fu
    A wall pennant, a Statue of Liberty
    trinket, a t-shirt, bath soaks...
[23:31] Live
    The bath soaks, then!
[23:33] Fu
    How nice! You'll be in New Soak City!
[23:35] Live
    Wow.
[23:35] Group
    Next time:
    "Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival"!
SIGN    Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
[23:38] Live
    As in, New York City!

E5 - Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival

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[00:09] Masaki
    Why are you the only one here?
[00:12] Masaki
    Didn't I tell you?
[00:13] Masaki
    Fu's cover song,
[00:15] Masaki
    Tokage's gambling,
[00:16] Masaki
    Ichiko's cooking,
[00:18] Masaki
    and your mukbang...
[00:20] Masaki
    Since your solo content's been gaining steam,
[00:22] Masaki
    it's time to put more effort
    into videos with everybody.
[00:24] Live
    I-I feel ya.
[00:26] Live
    Sorry. They're all out at the moment.
[00:29] Masaki
    Out, you say?
[00:30] Masaki
    Even though I pulled an all-nighter
[00:33] Masaki
    to finish my editing work
    in time for today's shoot?
[00:36] Live
    Well, you know how it is.
[00:38] Masaki
    No, I don't!
[00:38] Masaki
    Do you not care?!
[00:40] Masaki
    You think you're hot stuff because
     your solo vids are doing okay?
[00:43] Masaki
    Get real!
[00:44] Live
    Sorry—
[00:45] Masaki
    I've had it!
[00:46] Masaki
    You're not getting my blood!
[00:48] Live
    Please!
[00:49] Live
    Don't abandon me!
[00:51] Live
    I'll do anything you want!
[00:52] Masaki
    Anything?
[00:54] Masaki
    Then go take a trip here by yourselves!
[00:57] Live
    Tra-Pickle Island?
SIGN    A Must for This Summer!
    Desert Island Booking Plan
SIGN    Tra-Pickle Island
SIGN    Whole Island Rental!
SIGN    A once-in-a-lifetime memory!
    Want to experience
    the ultimate adventure?
SIGN    Highlights of
    Tra-Pickle Island
[00:59] Masaki
    A one-week desert island survival challenge.
[01:02] Live
    What?
SIGN    Normally, you need special permission
    to film on a desert island
[01:04] Masaki
    You'll be taking care of all the
    planning and filming by yourselves,
[01:07] Masaki
    so bring me back a proper video!
[01:09] Masaki
    Good night!
[01:10] Live
    Hey! Masaki!
[01:14] Live
    What even goes into a proper video?
SIGN    Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
[02:54] Ichiko
    The ocean!
[02:55] Ichiko
    The sandy beach!
[02:56] Ichiko
    A desert island!
[03:00] Ichiko
    Hey, what's with that attitude?!
[03:03] Tokage
    Another thousand yen and I would have had it.
[03:05] Tokage
    Why'd I get dragged out here?
[03:08] Fu
    I was in the middle of my shift.
[03:10] Ichiko
    And I was in the middle of shopping for dinner!
[03:14] Ichiko
    But now that we're here,
    we might as well enjoy it!
[03:20] Ichiko
    L-Live-sama!
[03:21] Live
    All eyes on me!
SIGN    MayoPan's
    One-Week Desert Island
    Survival Challenge
[03:23] Live
    This is MayoPan's one-week
    desert island survival challenge!
SIGN    MayoPan's
    One-Week Desert Island
    Survival Challenge
[03:30] Live
    Here's the agenda for day one!
SIGN    Day One
SIGN    Set up camp
    Start a fire
    Collect drinking water
SIGN    Day One
SIGN    Set up camp
    Start a fire
    Collect drinking water
[03:34] Live
    Leveling the ground!
[03:35] Live
    Gathering flotsam!
[03:37] Live
    Breaking a sweat putting up a tent!
[03:40] Live
    Getting blisters while using a hand drill friction,
[03:43] Live
    until at last, we start a fire!
[03:45] Live
    Exploring the area until
    we find potable water!
[03:49] Live
    Collecting and boiling it!
[03:51] Live
    Tasty!
[03:53] Live
    Day two!
[03:54] Live
    Struggling to catch fish in the water to eat!
[03:55] Live
    A perfect set of plans, as proper as can be!
[03:59] Live
    Come back!
[03:59] Live
    Come back, Masaki's blood!
[04:02] Live
    That's all!
SIGN    The End
[04:03] Live
    Any questions?
[04:04] Tokage
    Do we really gotta do all that?
[04:07] Tokage
    I wanna take it easy.
[04:08] Ichiko
    Tokage!
[04:09] Ichiko
    Live-sama spent good time planning this!
[04:11] Tokage
    Not my problem.
[04:13] Live
    Here!
[04:14] Live
    Surviving on a desert island in swimsuits!
[04:17] Live
    This is guaranteed to rake in the clicks!
[04:20] Live
    And if we strike it rich...
[04:23] Live
    You can play all the
     pachinko and slots you want!
[04:25] Live
    Or sing all you want with a pro live band!
[04:30] Live
    Or, er... eat all the snacks you want?
[04:33] Tokage
    Let's do this, girls!
[04:36] Live
    A perfect motivational speech, too!
SIGN    Recording
SIGN    Day 1
[04:43] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[04:46] Live
    Mayonaka Punch!
[04:48] Live
    Live here!
[04:48] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[04:49] Fu
    I'm Fu.
[04:50] Tokage
    Tokage!
[04:53] Live
    Ichiko, Tokage.
[04:54] Live
    Take this seriously.
[04:55] Ichiko
    Aye aye!
[04:57] Live
    As of today...
[04:59] Live
    We'll be starting a one-week,
    girls-only desert island survival challenge!
[05:04] Fu
    And of course, it'll be survival in the
    dead of night, the MayoPan way!
[05:08] Ichiko
    Let's get down to business
    with our plans for the first day!
[05:11] Tokage
    Today, we'll be setting up camp using flotsam.
[05:14] Tokage
    I can build anything,
    from a castle to a log cabin—
[05:16] Live
    This will be our home base!
[05:17] Live
    There's plenty of space,
    and it should be easy to level out.
[05:20] Live
    Perfect for setting up camp!
[05:22] Live
    Okay!
[05:23] Live
    We've got a lot of work ahead
    starting from day one!
[05:25] Live
    Let's get pumped up!
[05:26] Live
    Here we go!
[05:29] Masaki
    Yeah.
[05:30] Masaki
    Wonder if that's what they're
    saying right about now.
[05:34] Masaki
    Man, TSUMA-shi's good!
[05:36] Masaki
    His editing here is so slick!
[05:40] Live
    Oh, wow!
[05:42] Live
    Night-vision mode works better than I thought!
[05:44] Live
    Very nice.
[05:46] Live
    Boy, flotsam is pretty hard to find, huh?
[05:51] Live
    Oh, right now, everyone else
    is preparing to set up camp.
[05:55] Live
    And that's why...
[05:56] Live
    Huh?
[05:57] Live
    Whoa!
[05:59] Live
    Look at this!
[06:00] Live
    A tarp!
[06:01] Live
    Just what we need to protect us
    from the rain and wind!
[06:04] Live
    Wait, there's driftwood here as well!
[06:05] Live
    Sweet!
[06:06] Sign
    Tomatoes
[06:06] Live
    A can and a plastic bottle, too!
[06:09] Live
    Awesome, no punctures!
[06:11] Live
    We can use this to collect water,
[06:13] Live
    and cook on the campfire with this can,
[06:14] Live
    and even make salt from seawater!
[06:16] Live
    The perfect find for some peace of mind!
[06:19] Live
    With that, I've got what I need!
[06:21] Live
    Time to head back to base!
SIGN    Recording
[06:24] Live
    So heavy...
[06:27] Live
    I'm dying here!
[06:36] Live
    The more shots, the better.
SIGN    Recording
[06:41] Live
    I'm back!
[06:42] Ichiko
    Welcome back, Live-sama!
[06:44] Live
    The hell's this?!
[06:46] Tokage
    The perfect base, of course!
[06:48] Tokage
    It's DIY! D-I-Y!
[06:51] Live
    You really built a house?!
[06:52] Live
    What happened to survival?!
[06:55] Fu
    Live-sama, I made sure to get all of it!
[07:01] Ichiko
    Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[07:06] Live
    I think you've exceeded the
     limits of human ability.
[07:10] Tokage
    I'm so sad.
[07:12] Tokage
    This...
[07:14] Tokage
    turned into this!
[07:17] Tokage
    All my hard work...
[07:19] Live
    All right, here we go!
[07:20] Ichiko
    Let's go all out and start this fire!
[07:22] Live
    Listen up, everyone.
[07:24] Live
    The struggle to start a fire
    is what matters here.
[07:26] Live
    Even survival pros can take hours just to...
[07:33] Ichiko
    You can start a fire in no time!
[07:35] Ichiko
    How amusing.
[07:36] Live
    Not if you're human, you can't!
[07:38] Fu
    Live-sama, how's this?
[07:41] Live
    Fu, you get it!
[07:44] Fu
    I-It's working!
[07:46] Live
    Ichiko, the dry grass!
[07:48] Ichiko
    Here, dry grass!
[07:49] Fu
    Thanks.
[07:50] Tokage
    Dang, you're a real natural, Fu.
[07:57] Live
    You did it!
[07:58] Ichiko
    Good job!
[08:01] Tokage
    I forgot to press record.
[08:07] Ichiko
    What a slow trickle.
[08:09] Tokage
    Slow as molasses.
[08:10] Fu
    Slow and steady.
[08:11] Live
    Listen, people want to see—
[08:13] Tokage
    If we crack this baby open,
    the water'll come shooting out!
[08:16] Tokage
    Mayonaka Pun—
[08:19] Live
    You know you can't just punch
    a rock in half, right?
[08:22] Tokage
    R-Right.
SIGN    Tomatoes
[08:26] Live
    Okay, let's start boiling this.
[08:31] Live
    Why are you drinking it?!
[08:33] Ichiko
    Huh?
[08:33] Live
    You need to boil the water before drinking it!
[08:35] Live
    If you were human,
    you'd be in for a really bad time!
[08:38] Ichiko
    But I'm a vampire—
[08:39] Ichiko
    Ah!
[08:40] Ichiko
    Tee-hee!
SIGN    Instead of Drinking Water,
SIGN    We Ate Only
SIGN    Watermelon
SIGN    Watermelon
SIGN    For 1 Whole Week
SIGN    For 1 Whole Week
[08:48] Masaki
    Managed to get it done.
SIGN    Back
SIGN    Publish
[08:54] Masaki
    I wonder how they're all doing.
[08:57] Masaki
    Not that I'm expecting much.
[08:59] Masaki
    Whatever. Time for a drink!
[09:08] Live
    Tokage!
[09:14] Live
    They sure are a handful.
SIGN    Day 2
[09:21] Live
    Ta-dah!
[09:22] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN    Recording
[09:24] Live
    This is day two of life on a desert island!
[09:27] Live
    Today, we're diving into the water
    to catch some fish!
[09:30] Live
    Who will be the first to snag one?
[09:33] Live
    Okay, let's get started!
[09:36] Live
    Now...
[09:37] Live
    Where the hell did they go?!
[09:42] Fu
    Here?
[09:43] Ichiko
    If you don't, then who will?
[09:45] Ichiko
    You're MayoPan's star singer, Fu!
[09:48] Fu
    S-Star singer...
[09:50] Ichiko
    Okay! Take it away!
[09:52] Ichiko
    Take it away!
[09:54] Ichiko
    Take it away!
[09:55] Fu
    Okay, please listen!
[10:02] Tokage
    Are ya ready?
[10:04] Tokage
    Here we go!
[10:07] Tokage
    Okay, place yer bets!
[10:13] Tokage
    Even on 2-2, huh?
[10:16] Tokage
    Then I'll go for odd on 4-1!
[10:19] Tokage
    Open!
[10:20] Tokage
    Even on 2-2?!
[10:23] Tokage
    I lost!
[10:27] Live
    Got myself a coconut crab.
[10:33] Live
    Here we go!
[11:06] Live
    Got it! I'm first!
[11:09] Tokage
    Hi-yah!
[11:20] Group
    Victory!
[11:22] Live
    You're going way too wild!
[11:24] Live
    There's no way humans could catch a marlin!
[11:28] Ichiko
    The bigger the better!
[11:29] Live
    No way!
[11:30] Tokage
    What's the big deal?
[11:31] Tokage
    Hell, why are we even on this desert island?
[11:34] Live
    To shoot a video, what else?!
[11:36] Live
    Let's do this the right way!
[11:38] Live
    We barely have any usable footage
    from the past two days!
[11:41] Fu
    She's right.
[11:42] Fu
    You two need to take it down a notch.
[11:44] Ichiko
    I don't want to hear that from you!
[11:46] Ichiko
    You were about to sing, too!
[11:48] Fu
    That's not relevant right now.
[11:50] Ichiko
    How sassy!
[11:51] Ichiko
    I don't need sass from you, Fu!
[11:53] Fu
    What's that mean?!
[11:55] Ichiko
    You're my lackey!
[11:55] Tokage
    Ugh, I'm starving. Time for some blood.
[11:56] Fu
    That's not true!
[11:58] Ichiko
    Do you understand me?!
[12:01] Ichiko
    Huh?
[12:01] Fu
    What is it?
[12:02] Live
    What now?
[12:03] Tokage
    The blood... isn't here!
[12:06] Tokage
    We forgot to bring it.
[12:29] Reporter
    Next, we have the weather.
SIGN    Typhoon Warning
[12:31] Reporter
    The typhoon that formed in the Philippine Sea
    yesterday continues to grow stronger,
SIGN    Typhoon Warning
SIGN    Tra-Pickle Island
SIGN    Extremely Strong
SIGN    Storm Area
SIGN    Strong Wind Area
[12:36] Reporter
    and is currently passing through
    the Tra-Pickle Island region.
[12:58] Fu
    Everyone, this way!
[13:03] Masaki
    Yay!
[13:05] Masaki
    Now then, let's set all this up!
[13:13] Tokage
    I want some blood!
[13:15] Ichiko
    You know we don't have any!
[13:17] Tokage
    Well, why not?!
[13:18] Live
    Calm down!
[13:19] Ichiko
    I wish I could!
[13:21] Tokage
    Blood! Where's my blood?!
[13:23] Live
    Why don't we film today's part for now?
SIGN    Day 3
SIGN    Recording
[13:29] Live
    T-Ta-dah!
[13:31] Live
    Day three on a desert island!
[13:33] Live
    Today, we'll be, um...
[13:36] Live
    Tokage!
[13:37] Tokage
    Sorry, but I'm getting outta here!
[13:46] Tokage
    Too low on blood.
[13:49] Tokage
    I know! My phone!
[13:50] Tokage
    I'll call for help on my phone!
[13:52] Tokage
    No service!
SIGN    No Service
[13:55] Tokage
    I need...
[13:56] Tokage
    I need to go home!
[13:59] Tokage
    The parlor is getting new machines!
    I asked Ichijo-kun to tune the pins!
[14:03] Tokage
    Chance Akaishi's waiting for me!
[14:15] Tokage
    I know! A raft!
[14:32] Tokage
    No!
[14:35] Tokage
    I'm all out of ideas.
[14:37] Ichiko
    Blood... I want blood.
[14:40] Fu
    If I sing...
[14:42] Fu
    Even if I sing a song,
    I still can't distract myself!
[14:46] Live
    Hey! It'll be okay!
[14:48] Live
    I'm sure Masaki will notice
    and come to our rescue!
[14:51] Live
    Let's focus on shooting our video until then!
[14:53] Live
    'Kay?
SIGN    Day 4
[14:55] Fu
    Live-sama.
[14:57] Fu
    Live-sama!
[15:10] Masaki
    There!
SIGN    Day 5
SIGN    Staying Up Late
    on a Sunday
SIGN    Day 6
[16:03] Live
    Tokage's finally gone into
    low-energy mode as well.
SIGN    Day 7
[16:13] Masaki
    Lighting, check!
[16:14] Masaki
    Camera angle, check!
[16:16] Masaki
    Let's get to it!
[16:17] Masaki
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[16:20] Masaki
    Mayonaka Punch...
[16:31] Masaki
    Setup, check.
[16:45] Live
    In the end, nothing turned out
    the way I planned.
[16:51] Live
    But I need to finish the job, at least!
SIGN    Recording
[16:57] Live
    Live here!
[16:58] Live
    We're finally done with our
    seven-day survival challenge!
[17:02] Live
    Good work, everyone!
[17:06] Live
    We ran into all sorts of
    mishaps this time around.
[17:10] Live
    There's a lot we didn't get around to doing.
[17:13] Live
    Let's think of those as future goals for now.
SIGN    Recording
[17:18] Live
    Next time, we'll prepare more thoroughly.
[17:21] Live
    For a more perfect time surviving...
[17:26] Live
    Surviving...
[17:31] Live
    Okay, everyone, until next time.
SIGN    Day 8
[17:38] Masaki
    The week's up,
    so why aren't they back yet?
[17:43] Masaki
    We still need to record
    their closing remarks—
[17:46] Masaki
    Ow!
[17:48] Masaki
    What's this?!
[17:50] Masaki
    This is their supply.
[17:53] Masaki
    Wait, what?!
[17:54] Masaki
    Does that mean they left this behind?!
[17:57] Masaki
    Can they go without blood for a week?
[18:07] Live
    So cold...
[18:11] Live
    I just wish I could've tasted
    Masaki's blood before the end.
[18:17] Live
    Masaki...
[18:37] Live
    Huh?
[18:39] Live
    I can go ahead?
[18:44] Live
    At long last!
[18:46] Live
    I get to drink Masaki's blood!
[18:48] Live
    Time to dig in!
[18:54] Masaki
    Live.
[18:55] Masaki
    Live!
[18:57] Masaki
    How's it going?
[19:00] Live
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[19:02] Masaki
    What kind of question is that?!
[19:03] Masaki
    You're the ones who forgot to bring the blood!
[19:05] Yuki
    Talk about causing trouble.
[19:08] Live
    Shige?!
[19:09] Yuki
    Do you know how hard it is to fly
    across the ocean carrying a human?
[19:13] Yuki
    You there!
[19:15] Yuki
    Crying won't work on me next time!
[19:17] Masaki
    H-Huh?!
[19:18] Masaki
    Can you stop making stuff up?!
[19:20] Masaki
    You upside-down liar!
[19:21] Yuki
    You're the one who was crying
    about how they might be dead.
[19:25] Yuki
    Upside-down or not.
[19:26] Tokage
    Gimme some more blood!
[19:28] Ichiko
    You already had plenty!
[19:30] Fu
    Please stop fighting!
[19:32] Masaki
    I-I didn't cry or anything.
[19:33] Yuki
    Hey, now! Wait your turn!
[19:38] Masaki
    Live?
[19:43] Masaki
    What's wrong?
[19:45] Live
    I wasn't able to shoot a proper video at all.
[19:49] Live
    I'm nothing but a failure!
[19:51] Masaki
    Hey, just calm down.
[19:53] Live
    I can't show you any of the footage we shot!
[19:56] Live
    Scrap it! Throw it away!
[19:57] Live
    I'm sorry!
[19:58] Masaki
    I already watched it.
[20:01] Masaki
    Skimmed it, at least.
[20:03] Live
    Why'd you look?!
[20:05] Masaki
    It's good stuff.
[20:06] Live
    What?
[20:07] Masaki
    Chopping down a tree bare-handed won't fly,
[20:11] Masaki
    but starting the fire in a flash,
    or drinking untreated water...
[20:15] Masaki
    You even managed to put up a tent.
[20:17] Masaki
    Right?
[20:18] Live
    But we can't use most of it!
[20:20] Live
    It's totally absurd, not to mention
    beyond human ability.
[20:23] Masaki
    There are plenty of editing tricks
    we can use for that.
[20:26] Masaki
    You need material that's entertaining
    before anything else.
[20:29] Live
    But there was also the marlin,
    and then the typhoon.
[20:33] Live
    Most of the back half is just us half-dead.
[20:35] Live
    It's just one disaster after another.
[20:37] Masaki
    What's wrong with disasters?
[20:39] Masaki
    You don't end up half-dead every day.
[20:41] Masaki
    You got real lucky!
[20:43] Live
    That's totally off!
[20:44] Live
    You can't make a proper video like that!
[20:47] Masaki
    No, sure you can.
[20:49] Live
    What?
[20:50] Masaki
    Maybe it didn't go the way you planned it,
[20:53] Masaki
    but it shows you all trying your hardest.
[20:56] Masaki
    All of that taken as a whole
    is what makes for a good video.
[20:59] Masaki
    Like the time with the garlic.
[21:02] Masaki
    You did a proper good job.
[21:04] Live
    Then I'm...
[21:06] Masaki
    All good.
[21:08] Live
    Does that mean...
[21:10] Live
    I can drink your blood?
[21:12] Masaki
    Not what we agreed on.
[21:14] Live
    Ah, okay.
[21:17] Masaki
    Still, looks like you need me
    in charge after all.
[21:21] Masaki
    I'll need to roll up my sleeves
    to edit this bad boy!
[21:24] Live
    I'll...
[21:25] Live
    I'll help you edit it!
[21:27] Live
    I'll do what I can with your help!
[21:31] Masaki
    Let me warn you:
    You need a real good eye for editing.
[21:35] Masaki
    If you half-ass it, I'm calling off that
    promise about my blood for good!
[21:39] Live
    No problem!
[21:40] Live
    I'm a real go-getter when it comes to it!
[21:47] Masaki
    Happy to have you!
SIGN    Live
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Live
    Live here!
[23:26] Masaki
    Masaki.
[23:27] Live
    Can't believe we forgot the blood!
SIGN    Nearby Residents Concerned
SIGN    Lives in Vicinity
SIGN    It suddenly collapsed and scared me to death
[23:28] Masaki
    That's the most important thing!
[23:29] Live
    Tsk, tsk. That's where you're wrong!
[23:31] Masaki
    Huh?
[23:31] Live
    The most important thing to me is Masaki...
[23:33] Masaki
    Yeah, yeah.
[23:33] Live
    ...'s blood!
[23:34] Masaki
    It always comes back to that!
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "Ichiko's Wish"!
SIGN    Ichiko's Wish
[23:37] Live
    I wanna drink your blood!

E6 - Ichiko's Wish

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[00:04] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[00:07] Live
    Mayonaka Punch!
[00:08] Live
    Live here!
[00:09] Kid 1
    You really went to a desert island.
[00:11] Kid 2
    Two hundred thousand views?!
SIGN    °NO ESCAPE° 1 Week Desert Island Survival
    200k views 1 week ago ...more
    Mayonaka Punch
    30k subscribers
[00:14] Kid 2
    Wowie!
[00:15] Ichiko
    That's nothing for me.
[00:17] Group
    Awesome!
[00:21] Ichiko
    What kind of videos are you all watching?
[00:23] Kid 3
    This one for me.
[00:25] Kid 3
    We're doing this for music class.
[00:27] Kid 3
    We're practicing as a group.
[00:28] Kid 2
    Teamwork is key.
[00:31] Kid 2
    We need to all be in sync.
[00:33] Yu's Mother
    Yu-kun!
[00:36] Kid 1
    Mama!
[00:38] Kid 2
    I should be heading home, too.
[00:39] Kid 3
    Me, too!
[00:42] Group
    Later!
[01:07] Ichiko
    Eh?
[02:43] Masaki
    So it's here...
[02:45] Masaki
    Wait, it's just an old office building.
[02:48] Masaki
    Is this really the place?
[02:51] Masaki
    A-Are you okay?
[02:53] Live
    Y-Yeah.
[02:54] Live
    Let's go.
SIGN    Caution
    Watch Your Fingers
SIGN    Ichiko's Wish
[03:09] Announcer
    At around seven o'clock this evening,
SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery
[03:11] Announcer
    there was an explosion of unknown
    origin in this quiet neighborhood.
SIGN    Nearby Residents Concerned
SIGN    Lives in Vicinity
[03:16] Tokage
    Man, it just suddenly collapsed
    and scared me to death.
[03:19] Tokage
    The cause? Beats me.
[03:22] Tokage
    Maybe a gigantic bat or something?
[03:24] Tokage
    Or maybe a goddess came bursting out!
SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery
[03:28] Announcer
    As you can see, local residents
    continue to offer cryptic comments...
[03:33] Yuki
    Do you know why you were
    summoned here to home base?
[03:37] Live
    Um...
[03:38] Live
    About what happened at Banpai Manor...
[03:41] Group
    We're terribly sorry!
[03:49] Masaki
    So Mother's behind that curtain?
[03:52] Masaki
    I can't make her out at all.
[03:55] Yuki
    We've allowed you to make videos.
[03:57] Yuki
    But I believe we said
    not to cause any commotion.
[04:00] Live
    Yes.
[04:01] Yuki
    So how did this come about?
[04:04] Live
    Well, um...
[04:12] (Flashback) Tokage
    Girls!
[04:14] (Flashback) Tokage
    Enjoying the drinks I bought
    with my gambling winnings?
[04:18] (Flashback) Group
    Yeah!
[04:19] (Flashback) Tokage
    Toss me up in the air!
[04:22] (Flashback) Group
    And a one! And a two!
[04:25] (Flashback) Group
    And a three!
[04:31] Live
    We're so very sorry!
[04:33] Group
    Sorry!
[04:35] Yuki
    Banpai Manor will be demolished.
[04:37] Group
    What?!
[04:38] Ichiko
    D-Demolished?
[04:39] Yuki
    On Mother's orders.
[04:43] Yuki
    You wrecked Banpai Manor,
    attracted the public's attention,
[04:47] Yuki
    and risked humans discovering
    the existence of vampires.
[04:51] Yuki
    It's only natural that
    you'd be punished for it.
[04:53] Yuki
    You're a bunch of bad oranges!
[04:57] Yuki
    Or so Mother says.
[04:59] Masaki
    What's she mean by bad oranges?
    Is that a proverb?
[05:02] Fu
    Um, there's an old TV drama...
[05:04] Yuki
    You there!
[05:04] Yuki
    Cut the chatter!
[05:06] Fu
    So sorry!
[05:07] Tokage
    If you tear down Banpai Manor, where do we go?!
[05:11] Yuki
    You'll be moved to a different house
    where we keep troublemakers.
[05:15] Masaki
    Hey!
[05:16] Masaki
    What about me, then?!
[05:18] Yuki
    Don't care. Do what you want.
[05:20] Masaki
    It's hard to shoot videos
    unless we live together!
[05:24] Yuki
    What happens to your videos
    is none of my concern.
[05:28] Live
    You can't!
[05:29] Live
    Masaki needs to be with me!
[05:31] Live
    For my sake!
[05:32] Fu
    I'd be scared living with
    vampires I don't know!
[05:36] Tokage
    I'm also opposed to moving out.
[05:38] Tokage
    The local pachinko parlor is the only one
    that has Ichijo-kun to tune the pins for me!
[05:42] Ichiko
    I don't want that, either!
[05:43] Ichiko
    I really don't want to lose Banpai Manor!
[05:47] Yuki
    You have no room to complain
    after all the trouble you've caused!
[05:49] Ichiko
    I haven't caused any trouble here!
[05:52] Yuki
    And who was the one
    who racked up all that debt?
[05:55] Live
    It's not our fault the wall got wrecked!
[05:58] Live
    The alcohol's to blame!
[05:59] Yuki
    After all that's happened,
    you're really blaming the bottle?
[06:01] Live
    They say, "Condemn the crime,
    not the criminal!"
[06:12] Live
    I apologize for what I said!
[06:13] Live
    It was all my fault!
[06:15] Group
    Yes!
[06:16] Yuki
    Here.
[06:21] Live
    Man, that hurt.
[06:25] Yuki
    Don't go causing any more headaches for Mother!
[06:33] Ichiko
    Live-sama.
[06:35] Ichiko
    Let's go ask them again
    not to demolish our home!
[06:39] Live
    Still, you know, they said
    we could keep shooting videos.
[06:43] Live
    Maybe moving isn't such a bad idea.
[06:46] Live
    Or, heck, maybe it's a great one!
[06:47] Ichiko
    Weren't you against it before?
[06:50] Ichiko
    What's this?
SIGN    Things to Check Before Living Together!
SIGN    What's the best room layout for two people?
SIGN    What's the best room layout for two people?
SIGN    What to consider
    
    
    
    
    
    
    when renting to share
[06:52] Ichiko
    "The best room layout for two people"?!
[06:53] Ichiko
    You're going to live with Masaki?!
[06:55] Live
    No, that's not it!
[06:56] Live
    You've got it all wrong!
[06:58] Live
    I'm going to have Masaki
    teach me how to edit videos.
[07:02] Live
    And to do that, I'll need to spend time
    over at her place, right?
[07:06] Live
    So we might gradually end up
    living together, you know!
[07:11] Ichiko
    In other words, as long as
    you can be alone with Masaki,
[07:14] Ichiko
    you don't need Banpai Manor anymore?
[07:16] Live
    No, that's not what I mean.
[07:19] Fu
    I-I don't think it's happening.
[07:22] Ichiko
    You too, Fu?!
[07:23] Fu
    We can't go against Mother's decision.
[07:28] Tokage
    I'm fine wherever I end up going.
[07:31] Tokage
    So long as I can gamble.
[07:33] Ichiko
    What do you mean?
[07:34] Tokage
    I came to a realization.
[07:36] Tokage
    No matter where I end up moving,
    I can just fly on over here.
[07:39] Ichiko
    You're the one who wrecked the wall.
[07:41] Tokage
    I-I'm not the only one to blame here!
[07:44] Ichiko
    That's right!
[07:45] Ichiko
    Everyone else except me is at fault!
[07:48] Ichiko
    But I'm the only one taking the
    future of Banpai Manor seriously!
[07:54] Tokage
    What a pain.
[07:55] Ichiko
    Did you just call me a pain?!
[07:57] Tokage
    You're the only one who cares
    so much about Banpai Manor here!
[08:00] Live
    Tokage!
[08:01] Live
    You can't tell her the truth like that!
[08:03] Fu
    Please say it a little nicer!
[08:05] Tokage
    I mean, let's be honest. It's a bother.
[08:08] Tokage
    You all agree with me, don't you?
[08:12] Ichiko
    Is that right?!
[08:13] Ichiko
    I get it! I'm nothing but a bother!
[08:16] Ichiko
    So be it, then!
[08:17] Ichiko
    I'll take care of everything all by myself!
[08:19] Live
    I-Ichiko, calm down.
[08:20] Ichiko
    I'm perfectly calm! Cool as a cucumber!
[08:23] Tokage
    Well, I'm leaving, since I'm out of balls.
[08:25] Fu
    Ah!
[08:26] Fu
    I-I need to go to work!
[08:28] Fu
    I can't believe it slipped my mind!
[08:31] Live
    Sorry. I don't know how to play pachinko.
[08:43] Pachinko Employee
    Children shouldn't be playing pachinko.
[08:46] Pachinko Employee
    How old are you, young lady?
[08:48] Ichiko
    A hundred and ten.
[08:52] Ichiko
    They just don't understand
    how precious Banpai Manor is.
[08:56] Ichiko
    Well, they'll come back crying in no time.
[08:58] Ichiko
    I won't hold it against them when they do.
[09:01] Ichiko
    Since I'm a good girl.
[09:03] Ichiko
    If we all eat a meal together
    with everyone's favorite food in it,
[09:07] Ichiko
    I'm sure they'll all see the light!
[09:09] Masaki
    One question.
[09:10] Ichiko
    Yes?
[09:11] Masaki
    Vampires can subsist on blood alone,
    so why do you eat food?
[09:15] Ichiko
    That's because I suggested it.
[09:17] Ichiko
    Eating meals together, that is.
[09:20] Masaki
    Why's that?
[09:21] Ichiko
    I was originally a human,
[09:23] Ichiko
    so before I came here, I'd eat dinner
    with my mom, my dad, and my brothers.
[09:32] Masaki
    So if a vampire drinks my blood,
    will I turn into one, too?
[09:35] Ichiko
    That's not an issue.
[09:37] Ichiko
    Besides, I drank your blood already, didn't I?
[09:41] Masaki
    Oh, that's right.
[09:43] Ichiko
    It's actually the reverse.
[09:44] Ichiko
    Humans turn into vampires when
    vampire blood enters their body.
[09:51] Masaki
    Then why'd you become a vampire?
[09:53] Ichiko
    I can't answer that.
[09:54] Masaki
    What?
[09:55] Ichiko
    I'd love to have stayed a human,
    living with the rest of my family.
[10:00] Ichiko
    But I was turned into a vampire
    with no warning.
[10:03] Ichiko
    Mother keeps them in check nowadays,
[10:06] Ichiko
    but in the past, vampires went around turning
    humans into vampires against their will.
[10:11] Ichiko
    And so, I lost my humanity,
    with nowhere to return and nowhere to go.
[10:18] Ichiko
    Spending all my time alone,
    walking and walking.
[10:24] Ichiko
    It was then that I stumbled
    upon Banpai Manor...
[10:34] Ichiko
    and Live-sama welcomed me in.
[10:38] Ichiko
    I knew I could survive without eating food,
[10:41] Ichiko
    but I wanted to eat with everyone,
[10:44] Ichiko
    so I always cooked for us.
[10:52] Ichiko
    Day after day,
[10:54] Ichiko
    after day,
[10:55] Ichiko
    after day,
[10:57] Ichiko
    after day...
[11:01] Ichiko
    until Live-sama sat at the table.
[11:06] Ichiko
    And Tokage as well,
[11:14] Ichiko
    followed by Fu.
[11:15] Ichiko
    Ever since, we've always eaten
    together at Banpai Manor.
[11:20] Ichiko
    That's why Banpai Manor
    is the home that I love.
[11:24] Masaki
    That story was heavier than I thought,
    and now my chest hurts.
[11:29] Ichiko
    Is that so?
[11:30] Masaki
    Also, why hot pot in the summer?
[11:33] Ichiko
    Because we can put everyone's
    favorite foods in it!
[11:49] Masaki
    I'm starving!
[11:52] Ichiko
    Not yet!
[11:53] Masaki
    What?
[11:54] Masaki
    Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat!
[11:57] Ichiko
    We'll eat when everyone's here.
[12:01] Masaki
    Got it.
[12:08] Live
    What're you doing?
[12:10] Fu
    L-Live-sama!
[12:12] Tokage
    Don't sneak up on me like that!
[12:15] Live
    Let me take a quick peek inside...
[12:22] Live
    Why hot pot on a hot day like this?
[12:25] Group
    Dunno.
[12:26] Masaki
    So this is where you were.
[12:28] Tokage
    Hey!
[12:29] Fu
    Masaki-san!
[12:30] Live
    What's with the get-up?!
[12:32] Masaki
    I'm going to talk it out in person with Mother.
[12:33] Group
    What?!
[12:35] Masaki
    Since none of you are any use.
[12:37] Live
    Wait, wait!
[12:39] Live
    You're gonna go in there armed like that?
[12:41] Live
    You're totally ready to fight!
[12:42] Masaki
    Shut up!
[12:43] Masaki
    I don't care what someone who
    can't stick up for a friend has to say!
[12:46] Masaki
    I'm real hungry here!
[12:51] Masaki
    This house is important to her, isn't it?
[12:54] Masaki
    You should be the first ones
    to sympathize with her!
[13:04] Masaki
    We can finally eat.
[13:08] Masaki
    Ichiko, time for some grub!
[13:10] Tokage
    Make sure there's liver in there.
[13:12] Fu
    Um, crown daisy leaves too, if you will.
[13:15] Live
    Oh, you've got enoki mushrooms as well!
[13:17] Masaki
    Live, save some for the rest of us!
[13:20] Live
    You're recording this?
[13:21] Masaki
    Hot pot in summer might
    make for a funny video.
[13:25] Live
    Meals really are best eaten
    with everyone... right?
[13:30] Ichiko
    Live-sama...
[13:32] Ichiko
    Everyone...
[13:33] Live
    All right.
[13:34] Group
    Time to eat—
[13:35] Ichiko
    What's with your manners?!
[13:37] Ichiko
    Why did you come in through the wall?!
[13:39] Ichiko
    We have a front door!
[13:40] Ichiko
    Also, you need to wash
    your hands before you eat!
[13:44] Group
    Huh? You're really getting angry now?
[13:47] Live
    Okay, let's start the
    Don't Demolish Banpai Manor Project.
[13:52] Masaki
    What exactly does that involve?
[13:54] Masaki
    Are we storming the place with garlic?
[13:57] Fu
    If we do that, we'll be erased.
[13:59] Live
    To be honest, pleading with her
    will get us nowhere.
[14:02] Live
    Maybe we'd have more of a chance if
    we showed her how much we've grown.
[14:07] Tokage
    Grown? I'm growing every day.
[14:11] Tokage
    Huh?
[14:15] (Flashback) Kid 3
    We're doing this for music class.
[14:17] (Flashback) Kid 3
    We're practicing as a group.
[14:18] (Flashback) Kid 2
    Teamwork is key.
[14:21] (Flashback) Kid 2
    We need to all be in sync.
[14:23] Ichiko
    I have an idea!
[14:27] Ichiko
    Bam!
[14:28] Ichiko
    Take a look!
[14:31] Ichiko
    If we can pull this off, I'm sure
    Mother will change her mind!
[14:36] Masaki
    Seriously?
SIGN    Karate Dojo
[15:07] Yuki
    You'll be in for it if you waste
    Mother's time on something stupid.
[15:13] Yuki
    I swear...
SIGN    Join a Meeting
    
    
    
    
    
    Sign Up
    
    
    
    
    Sign In
[15:17] Masaki
    N-Now's my chance to see Mother's face.
SIGN    Join with Computer Audio
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Test Speaker and Microphone
SIGN    Mother
[15:24] Masaki
    O-Or not.
SIGN    Mother
[15:27] Yuki
    So? What do you want?
SIGN    Mother
[15:40] Live
    In our time living at Banpai Manor,
[15:43] Live
    we've slowly learned to cooperate,
    and we continue to grow!
SIGN    Mother
[15:48] Live
    We're not bad oranges!
[15:51] Live
    And we're about to prove it!
[15:53] Group
    Yes!
[15:54] Live
    And in the case that we do,
[15:57] Live
    we ask you to cancel
    the demolition of Banpai Manor!
[16:01] Group
    Please!
SIGN    Mother
[17:27] Live
    As you can see, our hearts
    are perfectly joined as one.
[17:33] Live
    As such, continuing to live together
    should pose no problem. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:41] Yuki
    I see.
[17:43] Yuki
    You did well.
[17:46] Yuki
    Like hell I'd say that!
[17:48] Yuki
    Who do you take me for?!
[17:52] Live
    That wasn't enough to melt your heart?!
[17:54] Live
    For real?!
[17:54] Yuki
    I apologize, Mother.
[17:56] Yuki
    It ended up being a waste of your time.
[17:58] Yuki
    Banpai Manor will, as planned—
[17:59] Ichiko
    Please don't!
[18:00] Yuki
    Hey!
[18:00] Ichiko
    Don't demolish Banpai Manor!
[18:02] Yuki
    After all that, you still won't give up?!
[18:04] Ichiko
    I don't wanna!
[18:06] Ichiko
    No! No!
[18:07] Yuki
    Don't be so childish! You're being a bother!
[18:18] Live
    Ichiko...
[18:21] Ichiko
    After I stopped being human,
[18:25] Ichiko
    I was alone all the time.
[18:28] Ichiko
    But they ate dinner with me like I asked.
[18:35] Ichiko
    They all did,
[18:37] Ichiko
    even though they don't need to eat.
[18:41] Ichiko
    It was my own childish demand,
[18:44] Ichiko
    but they've put up with it all this time.
[18:49] Ichiko
    So I've always been a bother.
[18:56] Ichiko
    Live-sama. Tokage. Fu.
[19:01] Ichiko
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Mother
[19:20] Masaki
    Look at this video!
[19:21] Yuki
    What now?
[19:22] Masaki
    Just watch!
[19:23] Ichiko
    Masaki!
[19:24] Ichiko
    How long are you going to keep recording?
[19:26] Masaki
    A little longer.
[19:27] Tokage
    I swear.
[19:28] Tokage
    You really love making us
    work our socks off, huh?
[19:31] Live
    That meat is mine!
[19:32] Masaki
    They may all be pieces of garbage,
    worse than rotten orange peels...
[19:37] Yuki
    She never went that far!
SIGN    Mother
[19:38] Masaki
    They only care about themselves, never
    agree on anything, and are totally useless...
[19:43] Masaki
    But here they are,
    sitting down for dinner together.
[19:46] Masaki
    Not because they were forced to.
[19:48] Masaki
    They're acting out of compassion for Ichiko!
[19:50] Masaki
    Because...
[19:53] Masaki
    they're the kind of people who
    can think about others, too!
SIGN    Mother
[19:58] Mother
    You—
[19:59] Yuki
    You can't be the only ones
    who get special treatment!
[20:02] Live
    What do you mean by that?
[20:03] Mother
    You—
[20:04] Yuki
    If we turned a blind eye to
     all the trouble you've caused
[20:08] Yuki
    it would set a bad example
    for the rest of the vampires!
[20:11] Live
    We're not troublemakers anymore!
[20:13] Yuki
    Then just what are you?
[20:15] Live
    We're MayoPan!
[20:18] Yuki
    Huh?
[20:19] Ichiko
    That's right!
[20:20] Ichiko
    We're doing our best to make videos!
[20:23] Tokage
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:24] Yuki
    So what if—
[20:25] Masaki
    And they're all growing as time goes on!
[20:27] Tokage
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:28] Yuki
    So what—
[20:28] Fu
    A-At first, I thought, "Why videos? Why me?"
[20:34] Fu
    But now I enjoy it!
[20:36] Yuki
    Like I said, so what—
[20:36] Tokage
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:37] Yuki
    Shut your trap!
[20:39] Live
    Sure, we've still got a long way to go.
[20:41] Live
    Still...
[20:42] Live
    One day, we'll become NewTubers
    with over a million subs!
[20:46] Live
    We'll become so big,
    there'll be no room for complaints!
[20:49] Live
    So let us live together, here in Banpai Manor.
[20:55] Live
    Pretty please!
[20:56] Group
    Pretty please!
[20:58] Ichiko
    Please!
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Mother
[21:09] Mother
    Six months.
[21:11] Live
    What?
SIGN    Mother
[21:12] Mother
    A million subscribers in six months.
[21:14] Mother
    Reach that number,
    and I'll call off the demolition.
SIGN    Mother
[21:18] Group
    What?!
[21:19] Masaki
    H-Hold it!
[21:21] Masaki
    Six months is impossible!
[21:22] Masaki
    Give us a year, at least!
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    End Meeting
[21:23] Masaki
    We only have a little over
     twenty thousand right now... so...
SIGN    Mother has left the meeting.
[21:27] Live
    She hung up.
[21:31] Masaki
    A million subs in six months.
[21:33] Masaki
    To be honest, that'll be tough.
[21:38] Masaki
    But!
[21:38] Masaki
    Mayonaka Punch has no choice but to do it!
[21:41] Live
    For Masaki's blood and for Banpai Manor!
[21:45] Ichiko
    Yes!
[21:45] Fu
    You're right!
[21:45] Tokage
    Yeah!
[21:48] Live
    Okay, all together now!
[21:52] Live
    Time to eat!
SIGN    Ichiko
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
[23:25] Ichiko
    How do we get a million subs?!
[23:27] Ichiko
    Let's just borrow some money
    and give it all away!
[23:29] Yuki
    Ichiko.
[23:29] Ichiko
    Y-Yuki-sama!
[23:30] Yuki
    More debts?
[23:30] Ichiko
    I-I'm just kidding!
[23:31] Yuki
    More debts?
[23:32] Ichiko
    K-Kidding... Agh!
[23:34] Group
    Next time: "Your Faves Are Adorbs,
    Hit That Subscribe"!
SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
[23:37] Yuki
    Make sure you support me as well.

E7 - Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe

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[00:00] Live
    And that's why...
[00:02] Live
    We need to hit a million channel
    subscribers in six months!
[00:06] Live
    If we don't...
[00:07] Live
    Mayonaka Punch will be breaking up!
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
[00:14] Masaki
    That's way too slow!
[00:15] Masaki
    It felt like time had stopped!
[00:17] Masaki
    I've told you over and over that
    timing is everything for captions!
[00:21] Live
    Yes, Sensei!
[00:22] Masaki
    Not to mention, this font
    looks way too friendly!
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
[00:25] Masaki
    It's a bleak topic, so make sure
    the text reflects that!
[00:28] Masaki
    Do you understand?!
[00:30] Live
    Yes! I'll do my best!
[00:36] Masaki
    It really does look bleak, though...
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    48k subscribers
SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN    Subscribed
[00:39] Masaki
    I need to figure something out.
[00:45] Masaki
    What the...
[00:46] Fu
    Wh-What did they just say to each other?
[00:49] Fu
    How can these two be so...
[00:53] Fu
    Adorbs?
[00:56] Masaki
    Fu?
[01:02] Fu
    Th-That was close.
[01:05] Fu
    But... it's okay, right?
[01:09] Fu
    My very first time can be with them.
SIGN     We Renovated Our Friend's Bathtub
     Into a Baby Bath!
SIGN    260k views 1 day ago ...more
SIGN    Outside Kids
SIGN    3.74m subscribers
SIGN    Subscribe
SIGN    Subscribed
SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[02:57] Masaki
    Just so you all understand...
[02:59] Masaki
    A million subs in six months won't happen
    without anything short of a miracle!
[03:05] Masaki
    Even the famous TSUMA-shi
    took three years to hit one million!
[03:09] Ichiko
    Th-Three years?!
[03:10] Ichiko
    So six months is definitely impossible, then!
[03:13] Masaki
    Yes!
[03:14] Masaki
    Not to mention that MayoPan
    currently has just over 40k subs.
[03:18] Masaki
    Normal methods won't get us anywhere.
[03:21] Masaki
    Which is why I've devised
    a three-step strategy.
SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[03:27] Masaki
    First, step one.
[03:29] Masaki
    Uploading a slew of short videos every day!
[03:32] Masaki
    We'll hook new people in
    with shorts tuned to the algorithm!
[03:35] Masaki
    Remember the Chu-Chu Girls' days?
[03:37] Masaki
    Just like back then,
    we'll play the numbers game!
SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
[03:48] Live
    You were right!
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Does
    Radio Calisthenics 100k views
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Trains
    at a Sumo Stable 85k views
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Saves a Farmer With
    High-Speed Rice Planting 69k views
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Drowns
    in Pork Fat 91k views
SIGN    Nocturnal Girls, Awaken Your Senses!
    Blindfolded Musical Chairs... 97k views
SIGN    Nocturnal Girls Find Paradise
    in Their Backyard! 120k views
[03:49] Live
    They're getting more views
    than our usual videos!
[03:52] Ichiko
    I'm off to the shopping district
    to brag about this!
[03:55] Ichiko
    Zoom-zoom!
[03:55] Tokage
    Me, too!
[03:56] Tokage
    Those old bats at the cashout counter
    won't hear the end of it! Vroom, vroom!
[03:59] Masaki
    Hold it!
[04:00] Masaki
    Look at this.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    50k subscribers
[04:02] Live
    50k subscribers...
[04:04] Live
    It feels like it's gone up a bit.
[04:07] Masaki
    It's nothing considering all the views we got.
[04:11] Masaki
    So time for step two of my strategy.
SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[04:14] Masaki
    Make them fall in love with
    the channel and subscribe.
[04:17] Masaki
    Once the shorts have gained traction,
[04:19] Masaki
    we want to capitalize on that and have as many
    people subscribe to the channel as we can.
[04:23] Masaki
    But that's harder than you'd think!
[04:25] Live
    Huh? Why's that?
[04:26] Live
    You subscribe with the click of a button,
    just like playing a video, right?
[04:31] Masaki
    The click of a button!
[04:32] Masaki
    Getting people to take that
    one step is no mean feat.
[04:36] Masaki
    For example, you can rack up hits
    with clickbait thumbnails,
[04:40] Masaki
    but if the video doesn't live up
    to the hype, people won't subscribe.
[04:44] Masaki
    In other words...
[04:46] Masaki
    "I love this channel!"
[04:47] Masaki
    Unless they think that,
    they won't go so far as to subscribe!
SIGN    Subscribe
SIGN    Subscribed
[04:52] Ichiko
    So how do we win them over?
[04:55] Masaki
    Well...
[04:56] Masaki
    What kind of people do you like?
[04:58] Live
    Masaki.
[04:59] Masaki
    Other than me.
[05:00] Tokage
    The man I fell in love with...
[05:02] Tokage
    He always brought his lackeys as he
     strutted down the streets at night.
[05:07] Tokage
    But in private, he was a lonely man,
    toppling cigarette butts like dominoes.
[05:15] Masaki
    What Tokage just said...
[05:17] Masaki
    She hit the nail on the head.
[05:19] Group
    Where?!
[05:20] Masaki
    In other words, to fall in love...
[05:22] Masaki
    The keyword here is "unexpected."
[05:25] Ichiko
    So you mean like gap moe!
[05:27] Masaki
    Yes.
[05:28] Masaki
    We'll analyze the videos that
    attract the most subscribers
[05:31] Masaki
    and figure out the "gap"
    that people want from us!
[05:36] Masaki
    Huh?
[05:38] Live
    What's up?
[05:39] Masaki
    The one that gained us the most subs...
SIGN    Makeover!!
    Total Wardrobe Change
    for a Filthy Slob
SIGN    Makeover!!
    Total Wardrobe Change
    for a Filthy Slob
[05:42] Fu
    Tokage-san's wardrobe change?
[05:44] Fu
    This video was fun, wasn't it?
[05:47] Masaki
    But it didn't really stand out that much.
[05:51] (Flashback) Otomi
    Still, it's getting good numbers!
[05:55] (Flashback) Masaki
    It's just a video of us drinking boba
    and goofing around.
[05:58] (Flashback) Otomi
    A ton of people left comments!
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
    "I think I'll also grab some
    boba tomorrow," it says!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
    I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
    
    Rin
    Gotta say... just adorbs <3
    
    Satoru
    I love hearing the three of you talk
[06:04] (Flashback) Kikka
    We're seeing the birth of
    Kikka the Influencer here!
[06:09] Masaki
    I knew it.
SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
[06:10] Masaki
    This video...
SIGN    This Plain Jane
    
    Can't Stop Talking About Fashion
[06:11] Masaki
    And this one...
[06:13] Masaki
    They've all led to more subscribers!
[06:20] Masaki
    I've got it!
[06:22] Masaki
    The audience from our shorts think MayoPan
    is a group that only does weird stunts.
[06:27] Masaki
    The gap that comes from that same MayoPan
    being up-to-date on the latest trends—
[06:31] Masaki
    that's what our new viewers are after!
[06:37] Masaki
    The answer to step two is...
SIGN    MayoPan x Trends
SIGN    MayoPan x Trends
[06:40] Masaki
    MayoPan combined with trends!
[06:43] Masaki
    Eating the hot new gummies...
[06:45] Masaki
    Using them as cooking ingredients...
[06:47] Masaki
    With a good grasp on makeup and fashion!
[06:50] Masaki
    All right!
[06:51] Masaki
    Now we've completed step two!
[06:55] Masaki
    Or so I thought...
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    51k subscribers
[06:58] Masaki
    but it's not working at all.
[07:04] Live
    Masaki...
[07:07] Live
    Y-Yay?
[07:09] Masaki
    Two.
[07:10] Live
    Two?
[07:13] Masaki
    From here on, we're doing
    two new videos every day!
[07:17] Live
    Two new videos?!
[07:20] Masaki
    Uploading two videos every day.
[07:22] Masaki
    This is how I'll bring us to the next phase!
[07:27] Masaki
    We need to hit at least 150k subs soon,
[07:30] Masaki
    or we'll never be able to get
    to a million in six months!
[07:35] Masaki
    That's why... I need to step up.
[07:42] Masaki
    This is nothing.
[07:45] Masaki
    I just won't sleep.
[07:47] Masaki
    Just won't... sleep...
[07:51] Masaki
    I don't... want to lose them again.
[08:09] Masaki
    Oh, no! The editing!
[08:11] Masaki
    Huh?
SIGN    Get 1 mil!!
[08:35] Live
    Good morning.
[08:37] Masaki
    Did you do this?
[08:38] Live
    Yep!
[08:39] Live
    You fell asleep, so I took care of the lot!
[08:43] Masaki
    Sorry for falling asleep.
[08:45] Live
    Well? Aren't I amazing?
[08:47] Live
    Just call me an editing master!
[08:50] Masaki
    Master?
[08:50] Live
    From now on, I can take over
    editing whenever you want!
[08:54] Live
    So when you need my help,
    feel free to ask anytime!
[08:57] Live
    After all, you and I make a great pair
    that can't be separated!
[09:02] Masaki
    Get real!
[09:03] Live
    What?
[09:04] Masaki
    Editing's not that easy.
[09:06] Masaki
    You should be using way more
    sound effects and BGMs.
[09:07] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
[09:09] Masaki
    And you can trim a lot more
    dead space between conversations!
SIGN    Taste Test
[09:12] Masaki
    Be more ruthless, and keep only the
     parts that the viewers want to see!
[09:17] Masaki
    Now I need to redo everything!
[09:18] Live
    Snap!
[09:18] Masaki
    Man, I swear!
[09:21] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN    Taste Test
[09:26] Tokage
    Oh!
[09:27] Tokage
    Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[09:30] Fu
    A-Am not!
[09:31] Ichiko
    She's hiding it!
[09:32] Fu
    Nuh-uh!
[09:33] Tokage
    Ichiko, pat her down!
[09:35] Ichiko
    Yes, boss!
[09:36] Fu
    Stop it! I'll die of shame!
[09:38] Ichiko
    Prepare yourself!
[09:42] Live
    Here I go!
[09:44] Live
    So good!
[09:47] Masaki
    Take this part...
[09:49] Masaki
    and do this...
[09:51] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
[09:54] Live
    So good!
[09:56] Masaki
    This, this, this, and this can all go away!
[10:01] Live
    H-Hey...
[10:03] Masaki
    What?
[10:04] Live
    F-Frankly speaking, there's no way
    you can handle this many videos by yourself.
[10:10] Live
    Right? So why don't we...
[10:11] Masaki
    Not a friggin' chance!
[10:13] Masaki
    You think I can have you
    take over after seeing this?
[10:16] Masaki
    Don't bother! I'll do it all myself!
[10:19] Group
    What?!
[10:21] Tokage
    Shoot three videos every day?
[10:24] Masaki
    It's to save Banpai Manor.
[10:27] Tokage
    Let me just go ahead and say it.
[10:30] Tokage
    You're bananas.
[10:31] Masaki
    Don't complain!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    52k subscribers
[10:37] Masaki
    Why?
[10:39] Masaki
    Why aren't we gaining any subs?
[10:41] Masaki
    All this hard work, for nothing?
[10:51] Live
    We don't need that part!
[10:53] Ichiko
    Why not?!
[10:54] Live
    We need to trim it down a little more.
[10:56] Tokage
    Who was that?!
[10:57] Masaki
    They're still awake?
[10:57] Tokage
    Who stuffed green chilies in my nostrils?!
[11:00] Live
    That should wake you up.
[11:01] Ichiko
    It's a good luck charm!
[11:02] Masaki
    God, I swear!
[11:07] Outlaw
    Yeah!
[11:08] Outlaw
    The Outside Kids Anything Goes
    Exposé Livestream Party!
[11:12] Outlaw
    About time we wrap things up, capisce?
[11:14] Sidebrah
    Huh?!
[11:15] Sidebrah
    You're really gonna end it like that?
[11:17] Sidebrah
    That friggin' sucked!
[11:18] Sidebrah
    Seriously, "capisce"?
[11:19] Fu
    They're really foul-mouthed...
[11:21] Fu
    And yet...
[11:24] Fu
    How despicable! Don't stop!
[11:27] Sidebrah
    Hey, my loyal minions watching out there.
[11:30] Sidebrah
    You'll tune in next time, right?
[11:32] Fu
    I will!
[11:32] Outlaw
    And of course you'll listen to our
    new song dropping next week, right?
[11:35] Fu
    Of course!
[11:37] Sidebrah
    All righty then!
[11:38] Group
    Signing off, we're the Outside Kids!
[11:41] Fu
    And I'm an Outside Girl!
[11:44] Masaki
    What's that mean?
[11:49] Masaki
    Fu, that's what you're into? News to me.
[11:52] Fu
    Y-Y-You're mistaken!
[11:54] Fu
    I just, um, thought I could learn a lot
    by watching some top streamers!
[11:59] Fu
    So, um, well... That is...
[12:01] Masaki
    Why don't you come down?
[12:02] Masaki
    You'll catch a cold.
[12:03] Fu
    Y-Yes.
[12:07] Fu
    Um, will you tell Live-sama and the others...
[12:09] Masaki
    My lips are sealed.
[12:11] Fu
    That's a relief.
[12:14] Masaki
    Have I been mistaken somehow all along?
[12:18] Fu
    Masaki-san?
[12:21] Masaki
    Hey...
[12:21] Masaki
    Are you subbed to the Outside Kids channel?
[12:25] Fu
    Y-Yes.
[12:27] Fu
    I gave them my very first.
[12:29] Masaki
    Eh?
[12:36] Masaki
    Okay, so why did you decide to subscribe?
[12:40] Fu
    W-W-W-Well...
[12:41] Fu
    Um, um, I mean, well...
[12:43] Masaki
    Calm down.
[12:48] Fu
    Because those two were adorbs, perhaps.
[12:51] Masaki
    Adorbs?
[12:53] Fu
    Yes.
[12:53] Fu
    So I wanted to watch more of them
    and show my support.
[12:58] Fu
    That's why I subscribed.
[13:01] Fu
    Adorbs... Their blood...
[13:04] Masaki
    Hey.
[13:06] Masaki
    What exactly about them do you find "adorbs"?
[13:09] Fu
    That's, um...
[13:11] Masaki
    Is it their gap?!
[13:12] Masaki
    It is, right?!
[13:13] Masaki
    You thought they were scary,
    but they ended up being nice.
[13:16] Fu
    That's a part of it, sure.
[13:19] Fu
    But their relationship is what's adorbs.
[13:22] Masaki
    Huh?
[13:23] Fu
    As they talk to each other,
    it slips out sometimes.
[13:26] Fu
    Their true selves,
    not the personas they've built!
[13:29] Fu
    The moment you get a peek, it's like...
[13:34] Fu
    Um...
[13:38] Fu
    I'm out of here!
[13:44] Masaki
    Adorbs...
[13:49] Masaki
    Adorbs.
[13:51] Masaki
    When Hype-Sis blew up,
    a lot of comments said the same thing.
SIGN    Hyped-Up Sisters Z
SIGN    325k subscribers
SIGN    Latest Popular Oldest
SIGN    It's Boba Time!!
SIGN    It's Boba Time!!
SIGN    Letting Loose with a Boba Party
[14:03] Masaki
    Masakichi!
[14:04] Kikka
    Kicchomu!
[14:05] Otomi
    Otomin!
[14:05] Group
    We are Hype-Sis—
[14:08] Otomi
    Whoa, Masakichi's looks good!
[14:10] Otomi
    Lemme try some!
[14:11] Kikka
    You're right! Let me have some, too!
[14:12] Masaki
    What? Let me think about it.
[14:13] Kikka
    Huh? What's the big deal?
[14:15] Masaki
    S-So young...
[14:16] Masaki
    Hey!
[14:17] Kikka
    Time for a sip!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
    I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
    
    Rin
    Gotta say... just adorbs <3
    
    Satoru
    I love hearing the three of you talk
    
    Pudding Parfait
    Really dig the laid-back vibes
    
    Hedgehog Girl
    Now I want some boba!
SIGN    Hedgehog Girl
    Now I want some boba!
    
    Eiko Fan
    I've totally drank too fast and choked on
    the pearls too lolol
    Classic milk tea's fine but now I'm curious
    about the mango one so I'll try it next time
    
    Annie
    You all get along so well~ I'm here for it.
    
    It's Me Hana
    So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
    Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
    there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
    
    yufu
    literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
SIGN    It's Me Hana
    So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
    Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
    there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
    
    yufu
    literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
    
    nanami
    i bet it's always a fun time with you three
    
    Bury Me in Whipped Cream
    Love that you're just a bunch of friends
    who laugh at stupid stuff
    
    Tangerine
    I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
    lives of Hype-Sis!
SIGN    Tangerine
    I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
    lives of Hype-Sis!
    
    Lemon Beer
    Love that Kikka looks so stoic but acts
    so dumb
    
    Emperor Penguin
    Girl on the left is cute.
    
    anna
    I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
    and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
    so I grabbed some by the station on my
    way home!
    
    Thrilling Chondroitin
    This video's gonna go big... (who?)
SIGN    anna
    I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
    and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
    so I grabbed some by the station on my
    way home!
    
    Thrilling Chondroitin
    This video's gonna go big... (who?)
    
    Cocoa
    10 min went by in a flash. Way too funny.
    
    Pudding Parfait
    You're such good friends, way too
    adorbs!!!!!
    
    Ankoro Mochi
    I live in the middle of nowhere, so they
    don't have boba places here ;w;
    So jealous, must be nice.
    I'll just have to make do with this video
    instead.
SIGN    macaron
SIGN    macaron_OK
SIGN    macaron_origdata1
SIGN    macaron_trimmed
SIGN    macaron_liveedit
[14:50] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[14:52] Live
    Live here!
[14:53] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[14:54] Fu
    Fu.
[14:54] Tokage
    Tokage!
[14:56] Ichiko
    For today's video, we're under de-TEN-sion
    until we eat all these giant macarons!
[15:00] Live
    There are more than ten, though.
[15:01] Ichiko
    So picky!
[15:02] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN    Taste Test
[15:07] Tokage
    Oh!
[15:08] Tokage
    Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[15:11] Fu
    A-Am not!
[15:22] Live
    Here I go!
[15:24] Live
    So good!
[15:27] Masaki
    How stupid.
SIGN    Makeover!!
    Total Wardrobe Change
    for a Filthy Slob
SIGN    Makeover!!
    Total Wardrobe Change
    for a Filthy Slob
SIGN    Total Wardrobe Change for a Filthy Slob
[15:35] Live
    A summer wardrobe for Tokage, our filthy slob!
[15:39] Tokage
    Yay—
SIGN    SHAWL
SIGN    SHAWL
[15:41] Tokage
    S-H-A-W-L...
SIGN    Shawl
SIGN    Shawl
[15:44] Tokage
    Shawl!
SIGN    She turned out to like it <3
SIGN    She turned out to like it <3
[15:45] Live
    That looks great on you!
[15:47] Fu
    This is this year's—
[15:48] Ichiko
    I wanna try it on, too!
[15:50] Fu
    Tre—
[15:50] Tokage
    Ichiko, these clothes
    aren't for little kids to wear.
[15:54] Fu
    Trend—
[15:55] Ichiko
    I want to be element, too!
[15:57] Live
    You mean "elegant."
[15:58] Fu
    Trend!
SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN    Don't make a mess!
SIGN    Don't make a mess!
[16:01] Masaki
    This one...
SIGN    This Plain Jane
    
    Can't Stop Talking About Fashion
[16:03] Masaki
    And this one...
SIGN    °LIVING IT UP° Spending Our Video Earnings on Trendy Items!!
SIGN    860k views 2 weeks ago
[16:06] Masaki
    And this...
[16:10] Masaki
    Aw, man.
[16:18] Ichiko
    There! And over here... there!
[16:20] Live
    No, that's wrong!
[16:22] Ichiko
    Then... like this?
[16:24] Group
    That's it.
[16:25] Ichiko
    I-I did it!
[16:29] Tokage
    You let your guard down.
[16:31] Tokage
    A taste of your own wake-up call!
[16:33] Ichiko
    A maiden's nose is delicate!
[16:36] Ichiko
    Fu! Grab Tokage!
[16:38] Fu
    Eh?!
[16:41] Ichiko
    Stop, Tokage!
[16:47] Live
    What?
[16:49] Masaki
    Um...
[16:51] Masaki
    I've realized something.
[16:54] Live
    What?
[16:56] Masaki
    The reason people subscribe to our channel...
[17:00] Masaki
    It's your...
[17:01] Group
    Huh?
[17:04] Masaki
    It's your chemistry and your
    true selves that they're into.
[17:10] Masaki
    I thought I knew that already.
[17:13] Masaki
    But I panicked all by myself about
    trying to quickly gain subscribers.
[17:18] Masaki
    And soon, I lost sight of everything.
[17:20] Masaki
    I came up with strategies
    based around gaps and trends,
[17:23] Masaki
    but in the end, I was erasing
    all of your best parts.
[17:28] Masaki
    No wonder our channel wasn't growing.
[17:33] Masaki
    Those so-called meaningless and pointless bits,
[17:36] Masaki
    where you laughed, got angry, and worried
    while getting along together as friends...
[17:42] Masaki
    Those were MayoPan's strengths this whole time.
[17:46] Masaki
    I'm always like this.
[17:49] Masaki
    When I was with Hype-Sis,
[17:51] Masaki
    I forged on ahead by myself
    because we weren't growing
[17:53] Masaki
    and ruined our friendship in the process.
[17:56] Masaki
    It's no surprise that I ended up
    getting kicked out.
[17:59] Masaki
    I'm so stupid.
[18:01] Live
    That's not—
[18:02] Masaki
    So I'm sorry.
[18:04] Masaki
    And that's why starting tomorrow—
[18:06] Live
    There you go!
[18:07] Live
    Panicking and going off all by yourself again!
[18:11] Live
    I've said this before.
[18:13] Live
    You've got me to help you now, don't you?
[18:17] Ichiko
    I'm here, too!
[18:18] Tokage
    So you figured it out, right?
[18:20] Tokage
    That's great!
[18:23] Live
    Listen to me.
[18:24] Live
    Starting now, let's all work together!
[18:28] Live
    Instead of panicking by yourself,
    we can all panic together!
[18:32] Live
    And, well...
[18:33] Live
    We tried editing this one more time as a group.
[18:38] Ichiko
    I put in all sorts of text!
[18:40] Tokage
    You messed up a ton of kanji, though.
[18:42] Fu
    I-I handled the BGMs.
[18:46] Masaki
    You were working on this the whole time?
[18:50] Live
    We're still pretty bad at it.
[18:52] Live
    Masaki, lean on us a little more from now on.
[18:56] Live
    We'll be depending on you as well.
[18:58] Live
    It's not MayoPan without all of us!
[19:01] Live
    Got it?
[19:14] Masaki
    I will.
[19:19] Masaki
    In that case, without further ado...
[19:22] Masaki
    Can we shoot a video?
[19:29] Masaki
    And so, let's get started!
[19:31] Tokage
    And so, what? Give us a rundown!
[19:33] Masaki
    "Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[19:35] Masaki
    Didn't I tell you?
[19:36] Masaki
    What's important is your chemistry!
[19:39] Masaki
    Forget about clothes, makeup,
    ideas, and the camera,
[19:42] Masaki
    and show us all your true selves!
[19:44] Fu
    I already took a bath.
[19:47] Ichiko
    You're totally doing this for the numbers!
[19:49] Masaki
    Numbers are what we need!
[19:51] Masaki
    Besides, Ichiko...
[19:52] Masaki
    You'll be covered with an on-screen strawberry
    from start to finish, so don't sweat it!
[19:56] Ichiko
    Why do you have to cover me up?!
[19:59] Masaki
    So that our channel doesn't get banned!
[20:01] Ichiko
    I'm a hundred and ten!
[20:03] Masaki
    Quiet!
[20:03] Masaki
    You want to save Banpai Manor, don't you?
[20:05] Masaki
    Give it up and pretend you're wearing
    that strawberry costume you wanted!
[20:08] Masaki
    C'mon!
[20:09] Masaki
    Quit your yapping and let's get filming!
[20:11] Masaki
    Okay! Ready, start!
[20:13] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[20:15] Live
    Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[20:18] Live
    Today's video is "Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[20:21] Tokage
    Hold on. We've been living
    together for ages already.
[20:24] Tokage
    There's nothing for us to talk about anymore.
SIGN    I have a funny story for you
[20:26] Live
    Oh, really?
[20:28] Live
    Then I'll start...
[20:30] Live
    I have something funny we can talk about.
SIGN    Fu loves the Outside Kids!!
[20:34] Fu
    Wait—
[20:34] Live
    Fu's a huge fan of the Outside Kids!
[20:37] Ichiko
    I've heard of them!
[20:39] Ichiko
    The NewTubers who wear shampoo hats!
[20:41] Tokage
    Oh, is that why you love taking baths?
[20:45] Tokage
    What do you see in that pair of phony,
    empty-headed bell peppers, anyway?
[20:52] Fu
    D-Don't make fun of the Outside Kids!
[21:07] Masaki
    Hell yeah!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    101k subscribers
[21:08] Masaki
    I guess everyone got a good
    taste of MayoPan's chemistry!
SIGN    Girls' Talk in the Bath
SIGN    Girls' Talk in the Bath
[21:11] Fu
    No way!
[21:12] Fu
    It's totally just because we were naked!
[21:14] Fu
    Are you really okay with such cheap tactics?!
[21:16] Tokage
    Well, be that as it may, now we can
    go back to one video per day.
[21:20] Masaki
    Wait a second!
[21:22] Masaki
    We should keep putting out three—
[21:23] Live
    Masaki.
[21:26] Masaki
    Well, you're right.
[21:28] Masaki
    I want to shoot plenty of
    your pointless moments.
[21:31] Ichiko
    The goal for step two was
    100k subscribers, wasn't it?
[21:34] Ichiko
    So we can finally move on!
[21:36] Masaki
    Yep.
[21:37] Masaki
    Step three is...
[21:39] Masaki
    Collabs with big names.
[21:41] Fu
    Collabs?
[21:42] Masaki
    I took a long shot and sent out messages
    to several people asking for a collab.
[21:48] Masaki
    No way!
[21:49] Live
    What's up?
[21:50] Masaki
    An invitation to a NewTuber festival?
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
    
    To the members of Mayonaka Punch
    
    Hello. My apologies for the
    unsolicited message.
    My name is TSUMA-shi,
    and I post videos on NewTube.
    I'm writing to you today to
    discuss a business opportunity.
    
    I will be hosting a NewTuber festival
    event (TSUMA FES Extreme),
    and currently, I'm reaching out
    to a number of content creators to...
SIGN    Fu
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
    Wh-Whoa! No way!
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    Legendary streamer
    known as the Stream God
[23:26] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi himself?!
[23:27] Fu
    Masaki-san, you had a fave as well!
[23:28] Masaki
    Oh, Fu!
[23:29] Masaki
    Look, it's the Outside Kids!
[23:30] Fu
    What?!
[23:30] Masaki
    But behind them is... TSUMA-shi in the flesh?!
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!"
SIGN    Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[23:37] Fu
    I-I've got an extreme case of the nerves!

E8 - Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!

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[00:13] Live
    We won't get another chance like this!
[00:16] Live
    So let's enjoy it!
[00:17] Ichiko
    Nervous?
[00:18] Ichiko
    Pft! In your dreams!
[00:21] Fu
    Finally, the Outside Kids...
[00:23] Fu
    I-I mean, I'll do my best!
[00:25] Tokage
    I'm walking on asphalt.
[00:29] Tokage
    What of it?!
[00:31] Masaki
    Okay.
[00:32] Masaki
    Let's go, MayoPan!
SIGN    Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[02:12] Staff 1
    Making final batten height adjustments!
[02:16] Masaki
    The road to one million subscribers...
[02:19] Masaki
    Step three: collabing with famous streamers!
[02:25] Stage Director
    TSUMA-shi-san, how's it look?
[02:26] TSUMA-shi
    Extremely good!
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    Legendary streamer
    known as the Stream God
[02:28] Narrator
    TSUMA-shi!
[02:30] Narrator
    The legendary streamer known as the Stream God!
[02:32] Masaki
    And we even get to collab
    with my hero, TSUMA-shi-san!
SIGN    MayoPan
[02:39] Masaki
    Okay, all eyes on me!
[02:41] Masaki
    Here's the rundown!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
[02:42] Masaki
    The event is split up into two parts!
[02:43] Masaki
    Part one is the collab segments!
[02:45] Masaki
    Part two is our original performance!
[02:48] Masaki
    We'll get everyone's attention during
    the collab performances in part one,
[02:50] Masaki
    and then unveil a song as MayoPan for
    our original performance in part two!
[02:53] Masaki
    Followed by a music video going up
    on our channel right after the event!
[02:57] Masaki
    A perfect plan to double our subscribers!
[03:01] Staff 2
    All TSUMA FES participants,
    please gather in the main green room!
[03:05] Masaki
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Main Green Room
[03:08] Live
    We're MayoPan!
[03:10] Live
    Thanks for having us today!
[03:12] Group
    Thank you!
SIGN    Isn't that Masakichi?
SIGN    Oh, the former Hype-Sis member?
SIGN    Hype-Sis
[03:18] TSUMA-shi
    MayoPan!
[03:19] TSUMA-shi
    Glad to have you here!
[03:21] TSUMA-shi
    Thanks for coming!
[03:22] Masaki
    U-Um, th-thank you kindly for
     giving us this opportunity today—
[03:26] TSUMA-shi
    There's nothing I love more
    than seeing fresh talent grow!
[03:29] TSUMA-shi
    Let's get along and have fun
    making today's event a success!
[03:34] Masaki
    So precious...
[03:35] Masaki
    Ah, shoot.
[03:37] Masaki
    Gotta introduce ourselves.
[03:39] Masaki
    Y-You two are...
[03:41] Salami
    Taromaru and Salamin!
    We'll be your emcees for tonight!
SIGN    F. Taromaru
SIGN    F. Taromaru
SIGN    [Muscle Channel
    with F. Taromaru]
SIGN    Muscle-building streamer
    popular with thirty-somethings
    for his "No-Sweat Workouts."
[03:44] Narrator
    F. Taromaru!
[03:45] Narrator
    A muscle-building streamer popular with
    thirty-somethings for his "No-Sweat Workouts"!
SIGN    
SIGN    Chats about the mundane with a unique sense for words.
    Beauty streamer popular with women in her age group.
SIGN    Salami N. Cappuccino
SIGN    Salami N. Cappuccino
[03:49] Narrator
    Salami N. Cappuccino!
[03:51] Narrator
    A beauty streamer popular with
    women in the same age group!
[03:54] Masaki
    Salamin!
[03:55] Masaki
    I watch you so much,
    my phone screen might crack!
[03:57] Salami
    That stare of yours is like a destroyer!
[04:00] Taromaru
    Let's see. First up, for the music collab...
[04:02] Fu
    That'd be me!
[04:03] Taromaru
    Oh, Fu-san!
[04:05] Taromaru
    You're raring to go!
[04:06] Fu
    Th-This collab is a dream come true for me!
[04:08] Taromaru
    Mm-hmm.
[04:09] Salami
    Well, about your collab partners...
[04:13] Fu
    Dang...
[04:14] Taromaru
    What?!
[04:15] Taromaru
    Outlaw and Sidebrah from the Outside Kids
    are a no-show for the music collab?!
[04:19] TSUMA-shi
    So sorry!
[04:20] Fu
    N-No way...
[04:22] Fu
    Huh?
[04:23] Fu
    Then what about the parts
    sung by the Outside Kids?
[04:26] Shura
    If they're not here,
    we'll have to split them between us.
SIGN    Shura
SIGN    Shura
SIGN    Female singer renowned for the contrast
    between her beautiful singing and
    intense screams. Her most-watched
    video boasts over 40 million views!
[04:31] Narrator
    Shura!
[04:33] Narrator
    The female singer renowned for the contrast
[04:35] Narrator
    between her beautiful singing
    and intense screams!
[04:37] Shura
    It's just us two. Bring it on.
[04:40] Fu
    Nice to meet you—
[04:41] Group
    Whoo!
[04:42] Salami
    The game collab is with these whoopers!
[04:44] Group
    Whoo!
[04:45] Group
    Nice to meet you, Tokage-san!
SIGN    Juwa-chan
SIGN    Juwa-chan
SIGN    
    Solo entertainer popular for ultra-wacky
    slapstick variety segments. Ugly-cute
    Juwa-chan merch is hot amongst
    grade schoolers.
[04:46] Narrator
    Juwa-chan!
[04:48] Narrator
    A solo entertainer popular for his
    ultra-wacky slapstick variety segments!
[04:52] Narrator
    Electric Eel Energy!
SIGN    Electric Eel Energy
SIGN    Electric Eel Energy
SIGN    Variety channel by a two-man unit. High-frequency,
    high-quality videos guaranteed to split your sides.
    The members are Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel.
[04:53] Narrator
    A high-frequency, high-quality variety channel,
[04:56] Narrator
    run by the duo of
    Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel!
[04:58] Tokage
    I try so hard to avoid people like them.
SIGN    Daifuku
[05:03] Daifuku Minister
    Care for some daifuku?
[05:04] Daifuku Minister
    Whoo!
[05:06] Garden Eel
    Busting out the daifuku already?!
[05:07] Group
    Tokage-san, let's have fun today!
[05:09] Group
    Whoo!
[05:10] Tokage
    Whoo...
[05:12] Salami
    And for the cooking collab...
[05:14] Cast Iron Ken
    Hey, there. I'm Cast Iron Ken.
SIGN    
    Culinary specialist
    who lives by the motto,
    "Everyday cooking should be
    tasty, fun, and easy!"
SIGN    Cast Iron Ken
SIGN    Cast Iron Ken
[05:16] Narrator
    Cast Iron Ken!
[05:18] Narrator
    A culinary specialist who lives by the motto,
[05:20] Narrator
    "Everyday cooking
    should be tasty, fun, and easy!"
[05:23] Ichiko
    I'm Ichiko from MayoPan!
[05:25] Ichiko
    Um, your stuffed bell peppers
    really blew my mind!
[05:29] Cast Iron Ken
    They don't fall apart, right?
[05:30] Cast Iron Ken
    You're amazing too, Ichiko-chan,
    always making such huge portions.
[05:34] Cast Iron Ken
    How long have you been cooking?
[05:36] Ichiko
    About a hundred years!
[05:37] Cast Iron Ken
    A hundred years?
[05:39] Masaki
    Huh?
[05:39] Masaki
    Live, where's your quiz collab
    partner, Plumb Wrong Logic?
[05:46] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Let's see, Pochi-san's comment...
[05:48] Plumb Wrong Logic
    "The venue hall for today
     looks quite run-down."
[05:52] Plumb Wrong Logic
    "Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
    are you worried about a leaky roof?"
[05:55] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Well, it's true that run-down pipes
    present a leaking risk,
[05:58] Plumb Wrong Logic
    but since it's not raining—
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN    Construction streamer
    who debates current affairs
    while performing plumbing work
[05:59] Narrator
    Plumb Wrong Logic!
[06:01] Narrator
    A construction streamer who debates current
    affairs while performing plumbing work!
[06:05] Plumb Wrong Logic
    You see, not a lot of people know this, but...
[06:07] Live
    Plumb Wrong Logic-san, nice to meet—
[06:09] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Oh, Live-san, my collab partner.
[06:10] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Nice to meet you.
[06:12] Plumb Wrong Logic
    PVC pipes are made of
    polyvinyl chloride, are they not?
[06:13] Taromaru
    Everyone!
[06:15] Taromaru
    We've got bottles of Mastamin Z
    from our sponsor, AZO Pharma!
[06:19] Salami
    Let's get pumped with heels for this show!
[06:25] Yuki
    Vampires pretending to be
    humans for an event...
[06:28] Yuki
    I swear, they're such a handful!
[06:30] Girl Mob 1
    What, seriously?!
[06:32] Girl Mob 1
    Hey, look at this!
[06:33] Girl Mob 1
    This online news article is wild!
[06:35] Girl Mob 2
    Wait, that's Plumb Wrong Logic!
[06:37] Pien
    Outlaw... Sidebrah...
[06:46] Announcer
    Three! Two! One!
[06:57] TSUMA-shi
    Yes, I do.
[06:58] Group
    Yes, I do!
[07:00] TSUMA-shi
    How do you do?
[07:02] Group
    How do you do!
[07:03] TSUMA-shi
    Hey, everyone! TSUMA-shi here!
[07:07] TSUMA-shi
    Welcome to my TSUMA FES!
[07:14] TSUMA-shi
    Without further ado, let's have
    our participants take the stage!
[07:17] TSUMA-shi
    First, introducing our two emcees!
[07:21] TSUMA-shi
    F. Taromaru and Salami N. Cappuccino!
[07:24] Taromaru
    Sponsored by AZO Pharma's Mastamin Z!
[07:29] Salami
    Open it to be hit with the bubble fizz
    of its strong carbonation!
[07:32] Group
    Strong carbonation!
[07:33] TSUMA-shi
    Next, the singer you all know and love, Shura!
[07:34] Masaki
    It's starting!
[07:35] Masaki
    I'm so nervous!
[07:38] Masaki
    But now that it's underway,
    we just have to get through it!
[07:38] TSUMA-shi
    Let's keep 'em coming!
    Ken, the culinary expert!
[07:41] TSUMA-shi
    The construction streamer, Plumb Wrong Logic!
[07:41] Masaki
    It's up to you now! Live! Ichiko! Fu! Tokage!
[07:46] TSUMA-shi
    And now, the new, up-and-coming channel!
[07:49] TSUMA-shi
    Mayonaka Punch!
[07:53] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[07:55] Live
    Mayonaka Punch!
[07:57] Live
    Let's have a blast today!
[08:01] Yuki
    I feel like a parent
    watching their kid's school play!
[08:05] TSUMA-shi
    Now that we've wrapped up the intros...
[08:08] TSUMA-shi
    TSUMA FES Extreme!
[08:10] TSUMA-shi
    Bomber!
[08:12] Group
    Bomber!
[08:15] Taromaru
    TSUMA FES Extreme is finally underway!
[08:18] Taromaru
    From here on out,
    your emcees will be me, Taromaru...
[08:22] Salami
    And me, Salamin!
[08:24] Taromaru
    Our first segment is... the music collab!
[08:26] Salami
    Sing along with mi sol la si do!
[08:29] Taromaru
    But unfortunately, well...
[08:31] Salami
    The Outside Kids are a no-show.
[08:36] Salami
    I did the same thing
    for a part-time job once.
[08:40] Salami
    But this and that are different stories.
SIGN    Music Collab!!
SIGN    Music Collab!!
SIGN    Let's Sing Those Timeless Hits
[08:43] Salami
    Now then, here are Fu
    and Shura in their first collab.
[08:46] Salami
    Take it away.
[09:02] Fu
    S-Such intensity!
[09:05] Fu
    Ah, I need to sing...
[09:17] Fu
    Was the audience this big before?
[09:21] Fu
    Huh?
[09:22] Fu
    Huh? Where in the song are...
[09:28] Fu
    Huh?
[09:29] Taromaru
    Okay!
[09:29] Taromaru
    For our next collab...
SIGN    Game Collab!!
SIGN    Game Collab!!
SIGN    This Ball & Chain is Nothing!
    Red Light, Green Light

[09:33] Taromaru
    A super-heavyweight game
    of Red Light, Green Light!
[09:36] Salami
    No life comes without shackles!
[09:39] Masaki
    Ichiko, you're up soon, so go wait off stage!
[09:42] Ichiko
    Roger!
[09:42] Taromaru
    The winner will be the first person
    who touches TSUMA-shi!
[09:45] Garden Eel
    So heavy...
[09:47] Salami
    All for me, one for me!
[09:49] TSUMA-shi
    Okay, here we go!
[09:51] TSUMA-shi
    Green light!
[09:53] Taromaru
    None of the contestants are budging!
[09:55] Taromaru
    A 30-kg weight is no joke!
[09:55] Salami
    Tokage-san!
[09:57] TSUMA-shi
    Red light!
[10:00] TSUMA-shi
    Green light...
[10:02] Salami
    Are you okay?
[10:03] Tokage
    Those whooping frat boys are a bit much.
[10:05] Group
    Hold it right there!
[10:07] Taromaru
    C-C-C-Could those voices be...
[10:09] Taromaru
    The Outside Kids, Outlaw and Sidebrah!
[10:14] Fu
    What?!
[10:17] Taromaru
    A last-minute entry
    after ditching the music collab!
[10:21] TSUMA-shi
    Green light, red light!
[10:22] Group
    Stop!
[10:23] TSUMA-shi
    Huh? Do we have more people?
[10:25] TSUMA-shi
    Sure, why not?
[10:26] TSUMA-shi
    Green light...
[10:27] Taromaru
    The game goes on!
[10:28] Salami
    And they don't have chains!
[10:30] TSUMA-shi
    Red, red, red...
[10:30] Outlaw
    The two of us have always...
[10:32] Sidebrah
    ...gone outside what's common sense!
[10:34] Tokage
    Oh, snap!
[10:39] TSUMA-shi
    Light!
[10:41] Tokage
    I'm first!
[10:43] Taromaru
    M-My word!
[10:44] Taromaru
    With speed that defies common sense,
    MayoPan's Tokage is first!
[10:48] Tokage
    Number one!
[10:49] Group
    Why did you use your powers?!
[10:51] Outlaw
    Defying common sense?!
[10:53] Sidebrah
    That's one hell of an understatement!
[10:56] Group
    Tokage!
[10:59] Group
    Love...
[11:02] Salami
    Dearie me.
[11:03] Taromaru
    The Outside Kids have suddenly made
    confessions of love to Tokage!
[11:08] Yuki
    So loud!
[11:09] Pien
    She'll pay.
[11:11] Yuki
    Huh?
[11:13] Taromaru
    Okay, let's move on to the next segment.
SIGN    Judge
[11:16] TSUMA-shi
    I want to eat something yummy!
[11:19] Taromaru
    Cooking Collab:
SIGN    Cooking Collab!!
SIGN    Cooking Collab!!
SIGN    How Will This Combination Taste?
[11:20] Taromaru
    How Will This Combination Taste?
[11:23] Salami
    Each chef will pick one card with a dish.
[11:25] Salami
    Combine the two culinary creations to
    complete an outrageously good meal.
[11:31] Group
    This one!
SIGN    Mapo Tofu
[11:32] Ichiko
    This is...
[11:34] Group
    Okay!
[11:35] Group
    Let's get cooking!
[11:37] Taromaru
    Now, then, Ken's already
    starting to prep his ingredients.
[11:41] Taromaru
    How about Ichiko?
[11:43] Taromaru
    She's deep in thought
    while staring at the ingredients.
[11:50] Taromaru
    Whoa! Where's Ichiko off to?!
[11:53] Taromaru
    Is MayoPan's Ichiko running
    for her life off the stage?!
[11:56] Masaki
    What is she doing?!
[12:00] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[12:03] Masaki
    Where did you go?!
[12:06] Masaki
    For the love of...
[12:07] Ichiko
    I'm back!
[12:09] Ichiko
    I was missing some ingredients,
    so I went to buy them!
[12:12] Masaki
    Hurry up and get back out there!
[12:14] Taromaru
    Cast Iron Ken's working that wok like a pro!
[12:17] Ichiko
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[12:18] Taromaru
    Oh, Ichiko has returned!
[12:21] Taromaru
    Where have you been, Ichiko?
[12:23] Masaki
    Sheesh.
[12:24] Masaki
    I would have gone instead if she'd asked.
[12:28] Masaki
    I'm back.
[12:29] Live
    There you are, alien tacos!
[12:33] Live
    Amigo!
[12:34] Masaki
    Live?
[12:36] Live
    I'll take care of you lot!
[12:39] Masaki
    Huh?
[12:42] Live
    A tortilla punch?!
[12:45] Live
    Not-cho fast!
[12:52] Masaki
    Don't tell me...
SIGN    
    Mastamin
    Mastamin concentrate
    Honey
    Garlic
    Garlic extract
    Citric acid
SIGN    Vitamin B2
    Royal jelly
    Guarana extract
    Caffeine
[12:55] Taromaru
    Okay!
[12:56] Taromaru
    Both chefs have completed their dish!
[12:58] Taromaru
    First up, Cast Iron Ken!
[13:02] Taromaru
    It's fried rice!
[13:04] Taromaru
    Now that looks good!
[13:05] Taromaru
    Let's see what Ichiko's whipped up!
[13:08] Ichiko
    It might not have set yet, but...
[13:10] Taromaru
    A perfect complement, mapo tofu—
[13:12] Taromaru
    A-Almond tofu?!
[13:14] Salami
    Almond tofu?!
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Milk
[13:17] Ichiko
    There wasn't any milk!
[13:19] Taromaru
    Sorry, but your dish was mapo tofu!
[13:22] Ichiko
    What?!
[13:26] Fu
    I bombed the song,
    and Tokage-san stole my faves.
[13:30] Tokage
    I've been instilled with fear and trauma.
[13:32] Ichiko
    I misread the kanji and made the wrong dish.
[13:35] Tokage
    You're fine! The crowd loved it!
[13:37] Ichiko
    Mapo... Mapo...
[13:38] Staff 2
    Live-san from MayoPan!
[13:40] Staff 2
    It's time for your performance,
    so please come right away!
[13:43] Masaki
    No choice now.
[13:45] Masaki
    Live, let's go!
[13:48] Taromaru
    Time for the quiz collab!
SIGN    Yukichi Survivor
    Reia
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Quiz Collab!!
SIGN    Quiz Collab!!
SIGN    Lightning Fast! 100-Question Quiz in 10 Minutes
[13:50] Salami
    A hundred questions in ten minutes
    to make the emcees cry!
[13:53] Salami
    Six seconds per question? No way!
[13:56] Taromaru
    Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
    how are you feeling about this quiz?
[14:00] Taromaru
    Plumb Wrong Logic-san?
[14:02] Taromaru
    Oh, looks like he's clammed up from nerves.
[14:04] Masaki
    Put away those wings.
[14:04] Taromaru
    Why don't we just say he's all fired up?
[14:07] Masaki
    Don't fly. Promise me you won't fly.
[14:10] Taromaru
    Okay, it's just about time we get started...
[14:13] Masaki
    All right, then go on!
[14:15] Taromaru
    Oh, here's Live-san from MayoPan!
[14:19] Live
    Hi-yah!
[14:20] Group
    That moron!
[14:21] Group
    She's flying?!
[14:25] Taromaru
    M-MayoPan's Live, with an explosive entrance!
[14:29] Taromaru
    Time to start our lightning-fast quiz!
[14:32] Masaki
    Don't fly, don't fly, don't fly!
[14:33] Masaki
    Don't you fly again!
[14:34] Masaki
    If you get kicked out, there goes
    our last chance to make a comeback!
[14:37] Masaki
    What do I do?!
[14:39] Taromaru
    Okay, question number one!
[14:41] Taromaru
    Known as the "abalone of the fields,"
    what's TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable?
[14:45] Taromaru
    Go ahead, Plumb Wrong Logic-san.
[14:47] Plumb Wrong Logic
    I sincerely apologize for my actions!
[14:49] Taromaru
    Too bad.
[14:50] Taromaru
    TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable is
    zha cai, not an apology!
[14:53] Salami
    Taro-chan, look.
[14:55] Taromaru
    Hm?
SIGN    Top > NewTuber Roundup > NewTuber Scandals
SIGN    Affair Uncovered!!
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic, NewTuber With Over
    1.6 Million Subscribers, Found Cheating
[14:56] Taromaru
    An apology was the right answer!
[14:58] Plumb Wrong Logic
    I truly have nothing to say for myself!
[15:00] Crowd 1
    Get out!
[15:02] Crowd 2
    Don't ruin this event!
[15:04] Masaki
    What a mess.
[15:06] Masaki
    Live, just get through this somehow!
[15:12] Masaki
    Not good!
[15:13] Masaki
    She's gonna float up!
[15:15] Staff 3
    The Plumb-san news is real, huh?
[15:17] Staff 4
    What does this mean for the quiz collab?
[15:21] Masaki
    That's it!
[15:22] Masaki
    Let me borrow that!
[15:24] Staff 3
    What? H-Hey!
[15:26] Masaki
    Here.
[15:27] Ichiko
    What's that?
[15:29] Masaki
    Hang this rope down from the ceiling!
[15:31] Ichiko
    Hang down? Ceiling?
[15:33] Masaki
    Don't talk back! Just do it!
[15:34] Tokage
    Okay, Ichiko, let's go.
[15:36] Ichiko
    Okay.
[15:37] Masaki
    Fu, you'll turn into a bat and get behind Live,
[15:40] Masaki
    hook the rope onto her,
[15:42] Masaki
    and then hold her down so she doesn't fly up.
[15:44] Fu
    What?!
[15:45] Masaki
    Pull her down from below
    so she doesn't fly away,
[15:47] Masaki
    and even if she does,
    we can explain it away with the rope!
[15:50] Fu
    Th-That's absurd!
[15:51] Masaki
    Okay, bat time!
[15:52] Fu
    What?
[15:55] Plumb Wrong Logic
    I'm really, truly sorry for what I've done!
[15:59] Masaki
    Now!
[16:09] Masaki
    All right!
[16:10] Masaki
    Now we should be fine either way!
[16:13] Taromaru
    Ten minutes have passed!
[16:15] Taromaru
    Time's up!
[16:17] Salami
    We'll have to save the other ninety-nine
    questions for some other day!
[16:19] Masaki
    No way!
[16:20] Masaki
    Our comeback chance!
[16:23] Ichiko
    Milk does get rid of garlic odor, but...
[16:26] Ichiko
    we're talking almond tofu fried rice here!
[16:28] Masaki
    Anything's worth a shot at this point.
[16:34] Live
    The almond tofu and fried rice
    are happily having an affair.
[16:37] Live
    That's the dream I had.
[16:43] Masaki
    Yes?
[16:45] TSUMA-shi
    Sorry to intrude.
[16:46] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi-san?!
[16:47] Masaki
    Um, I'm sorry for how Live acted earlier...
[16:50] TSUMA-shi
    No, I should be the one apologizing!
[16:53] TSUMA-shi
    So sorry about Plumb Wrong Logic!
[16:55] TSUMA-shi
    He ruined Live's first time on stage!
[16:57] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi-san! Don't—
[16:58] TSUMA-shi
    Non!
[17:01] TSUMA-shi
    I'll get the crowd fired up for part two!
[17:03] TSUMA-shi
    Let's make it an extremely great time together!
[17:07] Masaki
    Yes!
[17:08] TSUMA-shi
    See you!
[17:14] Live
    Masaki?
[17:15] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi-san's doing so much for us,
[17:18] Masaki
    but we haven't managed to do anything!
[17:20] Masaki
    We can't go back like this!
[17:22] Masaki
    Not on my watch!
[17:24] Masaki
    We'll make sure our song
    as MayoPan is a success!
[17:30] Masaki
    Let's make it a stellar performance!
[17:34] Masaki
    Go, MayoPan!
[17:36] Group
    Yeah!
[17:38] Crowd 1
    Huh, what?
[17:39] Crowd 2
    A blackout?
[17:40] TSUMA-shi
    Sorry, everyone!
[17:41] TSUMA-shi
    Looks like we lost power!
[17:44] TSUMA-shi
    We're looking into what caused it,
    so be patient for a little longer!
[17:48] Group
    Okay!
[17:48] Garden Eel
    Why'd the power go out?
[17:49] Daifuku Minister
    My house lost power once from a water leak.
[17:52] Daifuku Minister
    The pipes rusted away.
[17:55] Masaki
    We might be able to fix the blackout.
[17:57] Live
    What?
[17:57] Masaki
    I'll go take care of it!
[17:59] Live
    But how?
[18:00] TSUMA-shi
    Be careful in the dark
    or you could hurt yourself!
[18:09] Masaki
    Don't you want to redeem your reputation?
[18:12] Group
    That's asking for a lot!
[18:14] Live
    It's fine, it's fine!
[18:15] Live
    The least we can do is try!
[18:18] Plumb Wrong Logic
    A short circuit?
[18:20] Masaki
    That's right!
[18:21] Masaki
    There might be a leak in this run-down venue!
[18:25] Masaki
    I'm gonna make the crowd
    hear their song, no matter what!
[18:30] Masaki
    Look! There!
[18:32] Plumb Wrong Logic
    That's not related to the power outage.
[18:35] Masaki
    Why not?
[18:35] Plumb Wrong Logic
    There's no circuitry near that leak.
[18:38] Plumb Wrong Logic
    That's plumb wrong logic.
[18:39] Masaki
    Screw you!
[18:41] Masaki
    What now, then?!
[18:42] Yuki
    Yukirinko knows who did it!
[18:44] Masaki
    Huh?
[18:46] Yuki
    Mastamin Z!
[18:49] TSUMA-shi
    It's no use.
[18:50] TSUMA-shi
    Let's call it off.
[18:51] Group
    What?!
[18:52] TSUMA-shi
    We can't keep the audience
     waiting any longer.
[18:55] Live
    TSUMA-shi-san!
[18:57] Masaki
    Hey! There's no one here!
[19:00] Yuki
    Whazzis?
[19:01] Yuki
    Found a cute ribbon!
[19:14] Masaki
    Under there?
[19:14] Yuki
    Ribbon-san, are you trying
    to rack up views, too?
[19:19] Pien
    Are Outlaw and Sidebrah coming?
[19:22] Live
    We'll sing!
[19:23] TSUMA-shi
    You can't be serious!
[19:25] TSUMA-shi
    There's no audio or lighting!
[19:26] Live
    It's fine!
[19:28] Live
    Our Masaki will figure it out!
[19:30] Live
    Besides, even without a mic, I'm pretty loud.
[19:34] Live
    We'll go ahead without mics!
[19:36] Tokage
    And if it doesn't work out, we'll beg on our
    knees, or stomachs, or whatever you want.
[19:42] Tokage
    How 'bout it? Will you gamble on us?
[19:44] Outlaw
    You said it, Tokage-nee-san!
[19:50] TSUMA-shi
    Okay.
[19:52] TSUMA-shi
    Let's give it a shot, then!
[19:54] TSUMA-shi
    TSUMA FES Extreme...
[19:56] TSUMA-shi
    Bomber!
[19:58] Masaki
    Ow!
[19:59] Masaki
    That hurts, damn it!
[20:00] Pien
    Yes, this will mean it never happened.
[20:03] Pien
    Even if it was scripted,
    that confession is just too awful.
[20:05] Masaki
    Hey, wait! That cable!
[20:05] Pien
    I'll be the one to protect those two!
[20:07] Masaki
    Hand it over already!
[20:08] Taromaru
    Thank you all so, so much for your patience!
[20:12] Salami
    I know it's still dark,
    but we're starting the second half!
[20:15] Taromaru
    First up on stage will be...
[20:17] Group
    Mayonaka Punch!
[20:28] Masaki
    Let go already!
[20:30] Pien
    I won't let anyone get in the way of our love!
[20:53] Yuki
    Keep it up! Keep it up!
[20:54] Masaki
    Stop tripping and help me, you old fart!
[20:56] Pien
    I'll be the one to save the two of them!
[21:15] Masaki
    We've worked so hard preparing for today!
[21:29] Masaki
    We need people like you
     to hit the subscribe button,
[21:33] Masaki
    so we've spent countless hours
     coming up with ideas!
[22:00] Masaki
    I swear...
[22:02] Masaki
    I was the one who wanted to see it the most.
[23:22] Masaki
    Huh?
[23:25] Ichiko
    Today's event got us even closer
    to one million subs!
[23:27] Tokage
    Now I can finally upsize my beef bowls!
[23:29] Ichiko
    That's right! You can even add an egg!
[23:31] Tokage
    An egg?!
[23:31] Ichiko
    With tonjiru on the side!
[23:32] Tokage
    Tonjiru!
[23:33] Group
    Next time: "Welcome.
    This Is Your New Family Home!"
SIGN    Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
[23:36] Ichiko
    Order up! One large, add an egg and tonjiru!
[23:38] Tokage
    The big dream I've waited for!

E9 - Welcome. This Is Your Family Home Now!

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[00:13] Masaki
    Huh?
[00:15] Masaki
    Back then, why did I...
[00:42] Sakura
    Good morning.
SIGN    Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
[02:20] Ichiko
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[02:23] Ichiko
    Mayonaka Punch!
[02:24] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[02:25] Ichiko
    Ding!
[02:26] Ichiko
    How does MayoPan spend a
    week-long extended break?
[02:30] Ichiko
    Vlog day two!
[02:32] Ichiko
    For my day off today...
[02:35] Ichiko
    Behold! Meal prep!
[02:40] Ichiko
    Is this a good angle?
[02:46] Ichiko
    Oh, that's perfect!
[02:48] Tokage
    Seriously?
[02:49] Tokage
    With Masaki gone, I thought we'd have
    a week off from shooting videos.
[02:54] Fu
    Well, not exactly.
[02:56] Fu
    Masaki-san told us to film what
     we do while we're on vacation.
[03:00] Tokage
    A vacation that we have to film
    doesn't count as a vacation!
[03:03] Fu
    B-But we only have three months left
    until Mother's deadline.
[03:08] Fu
    After taking part in that
    festival and doing collabs,
[03:10] Fu
    we've finally hit 400k subscribers.
[03:13] Fu
    We can't be taking a break
    at a time like this...
[03:18] Tokage
    I'm sacrificing my beauty sleep
    to work my butt off here!
[03:21] Tokage
    I think I deserve a little praise!
[03:23] Fu
    I-I'm also...
[03:24] Ichiko
    Stop!
[03:26] Tokage
    Oh, you were still awake?
[03:28] Ichiko
    The more footage we have, the better.
[03:31] Fu
    W-Were we disrupting you?
[03:33] Ichiko
    You two.
[03:35] Ichiko
    You're stepping on Live-sama.
[03:39] Fu
    She seems awfully upset.
[03:41] Tokage
    Snap out of it already.
[03:43] Ichiko
    Live-sama, are you still alive?
SIGN    Masaki <3
[03:53] Live
    Masaki!
[03:54] Live
    I miss you!
[03:56] Masaki
    You know it's only been two days.
[03:58] Masaki
    How's today's footage?
[03:58] Live
    Well, I finished making cuts,
    but it's a little long.
[04:03] Masaki
    Okay.
[04:04] Masaki
    I'll trim it down where I can
    when I add the captions.
[04:07] Live
    I'll send what I have, then.
[04:09] Masaki
    Thanks. See you.
[04:10] Live
    Oh, how's your mom?
[04:11] Live
    Is she okay?
[04:12] Masaki
    It was her appendix.
[04:14] Masaki
    She'll be out of the hospital in a week.
[04:16] Live
    Oh, that's a relief!
[04:18] Masaki
    Sorry to duck out at such a critical time.
[04:20] Live
    No, it's not your fault.
[04:22] Live
    It sure is lonely without you here, though.
[04:26] Live
    Masaki, I really do—
[04:29] Masaki
    Well, see you.
[04:33] Tokage
    We should go to sleep soon.
[04:35] Ichiko
    We'll start shooting again when the sun sets.
[04:38] Fu
    Good night.
[04:43] Masaki
    How do I deal with this?
[04:48] Sakura
    I would have been fine on my own for a week.
[04:51] Masaki
    What?
[04:52] Sakura
    If you were busy with NewTube stuff,
    you didn't have to come home.
[04:56] Masaki
    What could I do?
[04:58] Masaki
    Mom asked me to come back.
[05:02] Sakura
    My precious winter break...
[05:03] Sakura
    I would have less chores
     to do if I were alone.
[05:08] Masaki
    I-I was gonna clean that up later.
[05:11] Sakura
    If I were alone in the house,
[05:13] Sakura
    I could blast dance music every night
    while busting out my sick moves.
[05:17] Masaki
    What?
[05:18] Sakura
    I'll handle the laundry,
    so do the dishes at least.
[05:21] Masaki
    Hey, hold it right there.
[05:23] Sakura
    What?
[05:24] Masaki
    Sakura, do you watch NewTube?
[05:29] Sakura
    A little.
[05:30] Masaki
    Can you take a look at this?
[05:47] Sakura
    Still images?
[05:48] Masaki
    Videos.
[05:51] Masaki
    I asked them to shoot vlogs on their days off,
[05:53] Masaki
    but all I get back is stuff like this!
[05:57] Masaki
    They're a real wacky bunch, so I thought
    they'd be entertaining on their days off, too.
[06:02] Masaki
    But if I trash this footage,
    we won't have a video for tomorrow.
[06:05] Masaki
    Uploading every day is a must!
[06:07] Masaki
    What do I do?
[06:09] Sakura
    I mean, it does feel like
    a realistic day off, but...
[06:12] Sakura
    It's boring.
[06:21] Ichiko
    How does MayoPan spend a
     week-long extended break?
[06:25] Ichiko
    Vlog!
[06:26] Ichiko
    Today, we're going on a drive to the
    best spot to enjoy a nighttime view!
[06:31] Group
    Yay!
[06:33] Live
    The catch: we have to eat at every
    drive-through we come across.
[06:36] Live
    Will our stomachs hold out until
    we reach our scenic destination?
[06:41] Live
    We'll shoot some amazing footage to use!
[06:44] Masaki
    That's the spot!
[06:46] Sakura
    You're stiff as a board.
[06:48] Masaki
    Is it that bad?
[06:51] Sakura
    Can I stop now?
[06:52] Masaki
    Not yet! A little more!
[06:56] Masaki
    Don't stop!
[06:58] Sakura
    I don't trust you when you say "a little more."
[07:00] Masaki
    What?
[07:01] Sakura
    You kept saying, "C'mon, just a little more,"
[07:03] Sakura
    and then you'd eaten all my ice cream.
[07:05] Masaki
    How long ago was that?
[07:07] Sakura
    Literally yesterday.
[07:11] Masaki
    Coming.
[07:13] Masaki
    Huh? Why?
[07:15] Live
    We're here!
[07:15] Tokage
    Ah!
[07:17] Tokage
    Little sister!
[07:19] Tokage
    You're Masaki's sister, right?
[07:22] Ichiko
    Oh, you look so young.
[07:24] Live
    Out of my way!
[07:25] Live
    Hey, there!
[07:26] Live
    I've gotten to know your big sister very well!
[07:28] Live
    My name's Live! From Mayonaka Punch!
[07:35] Live
    Her blood smells normal, though.
[07:37] Fu
    That's rude to say to someone you've just met.
[07:40] Live
    Oh, wait. Has she not told you?
[07:42] Live
    I'm part of a NewTube channel with your sister!
[07:46] Sakura
    I know.
[07:47] Sakura
    Hello. I'm Sakura.
[07:49] Live
    Nice to meet you!
[07:50] Masaki
    Y-You can tell me what happened inside.
[07:53] Masaki
    Come in.
[07:56] Live
    So this is Masaki's family home!
[07:58] Live
    The place that birthed Masaki's blood!
[08:00] Live
    Awesome!
[08:01] Fu
    Masaki-san, have you always lived here?
[08:05] Masaki
    No, this used to be my grandma's place.
[08:07] Masaki
    We moved here after my parents got divorced.
[08:09] Ichiko
    Oh?
[08:10] Masaki
    Up until preschool, I used to live
    close to Banpai Manor, actually.
[08:14] Live
    What?!
[08:14] Live
    So you mean I might've come across
    teeny-tiny Masaki in the past?!
[08:19] Live
    That's nothing short of fate!
[08:20] Live
    Destiny!
SIGN    Fate
SIGN    Fate
[08:21] Masaki
    So? Why are you here?
[08:23] Masaki
    Didn't I tell you to film
    that night view roadtrip?
[08:26] Live
    We filmed it, all right!
[08:27] Live
    But also...
[08:30] Live
    Here.
[08:31] Live
    Oh! It's so pretty here at night!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    No Video Recording
    
    
    The following actions are strictly prohibited.
SIGN    - Photography and videos for commercial purposes
    - Operating unmanned aircraft,
     as well as aerial photography (drones, RC, etc.)
    - Photography and videos with selfie sticks
    - Extreme acts of photography that disturb others
    - Filming of NewTube videos (no exceptions!)
SIGN    Those found to be in violation will incur a fine of 10,000 yen.
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[08:36] Live
    Ack!
[08:37] Live
    Double ack!
[08:38] Live
    Apparently, they recently
    banned video recording.
[08:41] Live
    We should discuss with you before
    shooting a different video, right?
[08:44] Live
    Time is of the essence, so we
    ditched the car and flew over here!
[08:48] Masaki
    I see... Wait.
[08:50] Masaki
    Couldn't you have just called?
[08:52] Live
    What? Don't be so cold!
[08:55] Masaki
    Get off! I can't breathe!
[08:56] Sakura
    Here you go.
[08:58] Masaki
    Th-Thanks.
[08:59] Live
    Sakura-chan, got any good ideas?
[09:02] Masaki
    You're asking her?
[09:03] Sakura
    It seems like your only choice is
    to film something around here.
[09:07] Live
    Here?
[09:08] Sakura
    If you go somewhere else to film,
[09:10] Sakura
    you won't have enough
     time to edit the video.
[09:13] Masaki
    Well...
[09:14] Ichiko
    But are there any interesting
    places in this area?
[09:17] Masaki
    Not at all.
[09:18] Masaki
    It's a normal neighborhood.
SIGN    Hmm...
[09:22] Live
    Ta-dah!
[09:24] Live
    I've got it!
[09:25] Live
    How about, "I Returned to My Family Home"?
[09:28] Masaki
    Huh?
[09:29] Fu
    Oh, I've seen videos like that.
[09:31] Fu
    Where they eat dinner as a family,
    or read out letters of gratitude.
[09:35] Ichiko
    Sure to bring warmth to your heart
    and a smile to your face!
[09:38] Tokage
    Sounds good! Not that I'd know.
[09:40] Live
    I thought it'd be impossible, since we
    don't have family homes, but you do!
[09:45] Masaki
    Me?
[09:47] Masaki
    N-Not happening!
[09:48] Masaki
    I've never been in any of our videos!
[09:50] Sakura
    But you could be.
[09:51] Masaki
    Everyone would throw a fit
    if a new face suddenly showed up!
[09:54] Live
    But you're the only one who can!
[09:56] Live
    Please?
[09:56] Masaki
    Nope! Not a chance!
[09:58] Live
    Aww...
[10:00] Ichiko
    Then...
[10:01] Fu
    What do we do?
[10:03] Tokage
    Wanna go hit up some pachinko?
[10:06] Tokage
    Hmph.
[10:10] Masaki
    Live.
[10:12] Masaki
    Welcome.
[10:13] Masaki
    This is your new family home.
[10:17] Live
    What?
SIGN    Standby
[10:21] Masaki
    The story is, your mother's in the hospital,
[10:23] Masaki
    so you came back home to take care
    of your sister, just like me.
[10:27] Masaki
    The rest you can feel free to make up.
[10:29] Live
    Okay! I'm ready to go!
[10:31] Masaki
    Also, don't call Sakura by her real name.
[10:33] Live
    Got it.
[10:34] Ichiko
    Shooting a video pretending that
    this is Live-sama's family home...
[10:38] Ichiko
    Masaki sure does come up with some wild ideas.
[10:40] Fu
    Um...
[10:41] Fu
    Is it okay to trick our audience like this?
[10:45] Tokage
    Besides, won't we get busted in no time
    if Masaki's friends watch this video?
[10:50] Masaki
    It's fine.
[10:51] Masaki
    I've never had a friend come over.
[10:53] Group
    She doesn't have any friends.
[10:55] Masaki
    Sakura, are you ready, too?
[10:58] Masaki
    Why are you pouting?
[11:00] Sakura
    I'm against staged videos.
[11:02] Masaki
    Hey, just leave it to me.
[11:07] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[11:09] Live
    Mayonaka Punch!
[11:10] Live
    Live here!
[11:11] Live
    Today, we're at my family home!
[11:15] Live
    This here's my little sister!
[11:16] Sakura
    Hello.
[11:17] Live
    Man, it's so relaxing being back home!
[11:21] Live
    So nostalgic, you could even
    call it nostalgia-inducing!
[11:24] Sakura
    Totally.
[11:26] Live
    Um...
[11:27] Live
    Now that we're back in my family home,
    how about a room tour?!
[11:32] Live
    Time to show you all my bedroom!
[11:37] Live
    Bam!
[11:37] Live
    Is my diary here somewhere?
[11:39] Live
    Oh! A photo album!
[11:41] Live
    Where could my school uniform be?
[11:43] Live
    Or maybe some childhood clothes!
[11:50] Live
    What's this place?
SIGN    Soba Restaurant Tachian
[11:51] Sakura
    The diner we ate at often as a family...
[11:54] Sakura
    went out of business and now it's a
    soba joint which holds no memories.
[11:57] Live
    Zero memories?!
[12:05] Live
    This is it!
[12:06] Live
    We ate here all the time as kids!
[12:08] Live
    Seven times a week!
[12:10] Sakura
    So every day.
[12:12] Live
    This shrimp tempura tastes
    just like Mom's home cooking!
[12:18] Live
    I could go all day!
[12:20] Live
    Ta-dah!
[12:22] Live
    Let's switch it up!
[12:24] Live
    Bottoms up—
[12:26] Masaki
    No outside food!
[12:27] Masaki
    And that's the least of the issues!
[12:29] Masaki
    Live, you're fired!
[12:30] Masaki
    Tokage, take over for her!
[12:32] Ichiko
    Tokage!
[12:32] Ichiko
    You need to avenge Live-sama's dead body!
[12:35] Masaki
    Here we go!
[12:36] Tokage
    Um, this is my family home.
[12:39] Tokage
    Here's my sister.
[12:40] Sakura
    Hello.
[12:41] Tokage
    Today, I'll be gazing out
    at the snow on the veranda,
[12:46] Tokage
    while lazily reminiscing with
    my sister about when we were kids.
[12:51] Tokage
    Do you remember that game
    we used to always play, little sister?
[12:56] Sakura
    You've never played with me.
[12:58] Tokage
    What? That can't be right!
[13:00] Tokage
    Like, what about tag?
[13:02] Sakura
    Nope.
[13:02] Tokage
    Playing house?
[13:04] Sakura
    Nope.
[13:04] Tokage
    Hide-and-seek?!
[13:06] Sakura
    Oh, there was that.
[13:07] Tokage
    Right? Wasn't it fun?
[13:09] Sakura
    You were "it," but you left me behind
    and went back home.
[13:13] Tokage
    What?
[13:16] Tokage
    Okay!
[13:17] Tokage
    I'll be the one to make you forget
    those sad memories!
[13:20] Tokage
    Jump!
[13:22] Tokage
    I'll play with you to your heart's content!
[13:28] Sakura
    What are we doing?
[13:29] Tokage
    Nothing says snow like a snowball fight!
[13:36] Tokage
    You're wide open!
[13:43] Tokage
    Yay! I win!
[13:45] Tokage
    Bada bing!
[13:46] Masaki
    Sakura!
[13:50] Masaki
    Tokage's fired, too!
[13:53] Ichiko
    Ta-dah!
[13:53] Ichiko
    This is my family home!
[13:55] Ichiko
    And making her debut here is my little sister!
[13:58] Sakura
    Hello.
[13:59] Masaki
    Stop!
[14:00] Ichiko
    Huh?
[14:01] Masaki
    She looks older than you,
    so you'll be the little sister.
[14:04] Ichiko
    No way!
[14:05] Ichiko
    I've been alive for way longer!
[14:07] Masaki
    Just do it!
[14:09] Sakura
    You're older?
[14:11] Ichiko
    And so, I'll be making a dish filled with
    memories with my big sister today.
[14:17] Ichiko
    But what food is filled with memories for you?
[14:20] Sakura
    I know how to make curry.
[14:22] Ichiko
    Go on.
[14:23] Sakura
    I'd always make it whenever
     Mom was late coming home.
[14:27] Sakura
    But you'd complain about
    how underseasoned it was,
[14:29] Sakura
    and add loads of soy sauce to it.
[14:33] Ichiko
    I do apologize for that!
[14:35] Ichiko
    Then you can just sit back
    and wait while I cook!
[14:38] Ichiko
    Today, I'll make a delicious meal
    filled with memories for you!
[14:47] Ichiko
    Voilà!
[14:48] Ichiko
    A meal filled with memories!
[14:50] Ichiko
    A hundred years ago, when I was a child,
[14:53] Ichiko
    we couldn't afford lots of food like now.
[14:56] Ichiko
    Mom always shared her fish
    with me and my little brother.
[15:01] Ichiko
    But I couldn't bear to see her go hungry,
[15:04] Ichiko
    so I would lie to her,
    saying I was full and didn't want any fish.
[15:07] Sakura
    Huh.
[15:08] Ichiko
    I told her, "You need to eat, Mom,"
    as I smiled with teary eyes.
[15:12] Masaki
    Okay, start!
[15:14] Fu
    Um, well...
[15:15] Fu
    We're here at my family home.
[15:18] Fu
    This is my little sister.
[15:21] Sakura
    Coming.
[15:23] Fu
    What?
[15:24] Fu
    What?! You're gonna film this, too?!
[15:28] Takeshita
    Good evening.
[15:30] Takeshita
    Sorry, it's just leftovers.
[15:32] Sakura
    Thank you as always.
[15:40] Sakura
    My older sister.
[15:41] Takeshita
    Oh, do forgive me.
[15:42] Takeshita
    My eyes have been failing me lately.
[15:44] Takeshita
    Why, it's been ages.
[15:46] Fu
    L-Long time no see.
[15:48] Sakura
    It's Takeshita-san.
[15:49] Sakura
    She makes food for us sometimes.
[15:51] Sakura
    It's good.
[15:52] Fu
    Th-Thank you very much
    for looking after my sister.
[15:57] Takeshita
    Goodness, I hardly recognize you.
[15:59] Fu
    Eek!
[16:00] Takeshita
    You always stole Sakura-chan's New Year's
    money and used it to buy toys for yourself.
[16:06] Takeshita
    You sure have grown up.
[16:09] Takeshita
    But there's something about your voice...
[16:12] Fu
    W-Well...
[16:13] Takeshita
    Not to mention your height...
[16:16] Fu
    U-Um, I-I'm...
[16:20] Fu
    I-I'm her bona fide big sister! I swear it!
[16:24] Fu
    After all, I've never been wrong in my life!
[16:29] Fu
    Bow down before me, peasants!
[16:32] Takeshita
    Yes, yes. That's more like it.
[16:34] Fu
    P-Please forgive me for being so rude!
[16:36] Fu
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[16:37] Masaki
    Huh?
[16:38] Masaki
    I'm nothing like that, am I?
[16:44] Sakura
    Takeshita-san said she's okay
    with being in the video.
[16:48] Masaki
    Thanks.
[16:49] Tokage
    What a nice old lady.
[16:51] Ichiko
    Wait, so whose family home
    are we saying this is?
[16:54] Live
    Let me have one more chance!
[16:57] Masaki
    What?
[16:57] Live
    I'll pull it off without a hitch this time!
[17:01] Masaki
    We haven't shot the
     family-thanking scene yet.
[17:05] Masaki
    Guess we'll try it again with Live.
[17:07] Live
    Yes!
[17:09] Masaki
    Okay, let's get started!
[17:11] Live
    Um, I-I've only made it this far
    thanks to my family!
[17:18] Live
    Thanks, family. Thanks for real.
[17:20] Live
    Family for life.
[17:22] Live
    Seriously, thank you!
[17:23] Sakura
    Thank you.
[17:25] Live
    Um, I've caused a lot of trouble
    for my little sister.
[17:30] Live
    But I didn't mean any harm by it!
[17:33] Live
    It's more like my personality
    is just kind of awful.
[17:36] Live
    I regret all the things I've done!
[17:38] Live
    So please support me going forward!
[17:45] Live
    Is that too much to ask?
[17:47] Sakura
    Yes.
[17:48] Live
    What?!
[17:49] Sakura
    You eat my ice cream without asking,
[17:51] Sakura
    ditch me during hide-and-seek,
[17:52] Sakura
    complain about my cooking,
[17:54] Sakura
    and steal my New Year's money.
[17:56] Sakura
    You only do the things you want to do,
[17:58] Sakura
    you always act before you think,
[18:01] Sakura
    you left the house right after graduating
    high school and made our mom worry.
[18:06] Sakura
    When you got booted from your channel,
    you were too stubborn to call us.
[18:11] Sakura
    You really are awful.
[18:14] Sakura
    So it's too late to ask me for your support.
[18:19] Sakura
    After all, I've been supporting you
    from the very start.
[18:31] Masaki
    That's a wrap!
[18:33] Masaki
    Good job, everyone!
[18:34] Group
    Good work!
[18:36] Masaki
    But we don't have time to relax.
[18:38] Masaki
    Why? Because this video needs
    to go up by tomorrow night!
[18:42] Masaki
    We'll split up the editing
    and tackle it as a group!
[18:44] Masaki
    Don't count on getting any sleep!
[18:46] Group
    Right!
[18:47] Sakura
    I'm going to sleep.
[18:48] Group
    Go ahead!
[18:50] Masaki
    Without further ado,
[18:51] Masaki
    "Investigation:"
SIGN    <Investigation>
    How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a
    crew member's family home is their own family home?!
SIGN    <Investigation>
    How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a
    crew member's family home is their own family home?!
[18:52] Masaki
    "How well can everyone act
    when asked to pretend"
[18:55] Masaki
    "a crew member's family home
    is their own family home?!"
[18:58] Masaki
    Video production starts... now!
[19:03] Group
    What?
[19:25] Masaki
    It's good!
[19:26] Masaki
    Sakura, you've gotten better!
[19:28] Sakura
    I thought you really were
    making a staged video.
[19:32] Masaki
    You know I'd never do that.
[19:34] Sakura
    You could have let me in on it.
[19:37] Masaki
    Sorry, sorry.
[19:38] Masaki
    I'm glad it looks like we'll make it in time.
[19:44] Sakura
    Hey.
[19:46] Sakura
    Are you never going to be in a MayoPan video?
[19:49] Masaki
    What?
SIGN    Recording
SIGN    Recording
[20:01] Sakura
    Because of the scandal?
[20:05] Sakura
    Is it still on your mind?
[20:10] Masaki
    I enjoy working behind the scenes now.
[20:18] Live
    Sorry for dropping by so suddenly.
[20:20] Live
    Thanks for everything.
[20:23] Live
    See you!
[20:25] Sakura
    Um, here.
[20:27] Sakura
    Could I have all of your autographs?
[20:30] Masaki
    Is one of your friends a
    MayoPan fan or something?
[20:34] Sakura
    I'm your fan.
[20:36] Masaki
    What?
[20:36] Sakura
    I misspoke. I'm a huge fan.
[20:38] Group
    What?!
[20:40] Live
    R-Really?!
[20:41] Tokage
    Seriously?
[20:43] Tokage
    If you really, really love me that much,
    you should have told me.
[20:47] Sakura
    No, I couldn't possibly.
[20:48] Ichiko
    Does that mean you watch my videos, too?!
[20:51] Sakura
    Of course.
[20:52] Sakura
    You were so cute when you teared up
    because you messed up your cooking.
[20:56] Ichiko
    I-I wasn't crying!
[20:58] Fu
    What about my singing?
[20:59] Sakura
    It's so wonderful,
    I can't even express it in words.
[21:03] Sakura
    It feels wrong to even try.
[21:05] Fu
    Yay!
[21:06] Live
    Sakura-chan!
[21:07] Live
    Say something nice about me as well!
[21:09] Sakura
    I could do that without even thinking.
[21:12] Sakura
    Your autographs, please!
[21:13] Tokage
    Okay, I'm first!
[21:15] Live
    Wait, Tokage!
[21:17] Live
    Don't sign in the middle!
[21:18] Ichiko
    Give me the pink marker!
[21:19] Fu
    Leave room for me!
[21:20] Masaki
    I didn't know you were a fan.
[21:24] Live
    All done!
SIGN    Ichiko
SIGN    TOKAGE
SIGN    Live <3
[21:26] Live
    Sakura-chan, here you go!
[21:28] Sakura
    Thank you so much.
[21:30] Masaki
    Good for you.
[21:33] Sakura
    You, too.
[21:35] Masaki
    No way. I'm never even on camera.
[21:37] Sakura
    Hyped-Up Sisters. Mayonaka Punch.
[21:41] Sakura
    I'm your oldest fan.
[21:47] Masaki
    You've always been a tough nut to crack.
SIGN    Live
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
    Masaki!
[23:26] Live
    Live!
[23:26] Live
    And...
[23:27] Sakura
    Sakura here.
[23:28] Live
    You're so cute, Sakura-chan!
[23:29] Live
    Tiny Masaki! Mini-Masaki!
[23:30] Masaki
    Well, we do look alike.
[23:31] Sakura
    No, we don't. Don't ever say that again.
[23:32] Masaki
    What?
[23:32] Live
    You totally do!
[23:33] Sakura
    Then yes, we do.
[23:34] Masaki
    Hey!
SIGN    Live "Neener, neener!
     Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!"
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "Rampage x Fateful Showdown!"
SIGN    Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
[23:37] Live
    She's turned into what now?!

E10 - Rampage x Fateful Showdown!

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[00:02] Yuki
    Mayonaka Punch currently has around
    seven hundred thousand subscribers.
[00:07] Mother
    Seven hundred thousand...
[00:09] Yuki
    There's one month and ten days
    left until the deadline.
[00:11] Yuki
    It should prove quite difficult for them
    to reach a million subscribers in that time.
[00:16] Mother
    I see.
[00:18] Yuki
    I shall continue to keep
    an eye on their channel.
SIGN    Starting Soon <3
SIGN    Chat
    Yukirinko Bot Starting soon <3
    Snail Konyuki
    azusa ah ah
    konpeitou Hello
    Len256 Hi! I've been waiting for this stream!
    Yuyu Konyuki! What are you doing today?
    I can't wait (>_<)/
[00:52] Yuki
    Hello? Can you hear me?
[00:56] Yuki
    Okay, looks good.
[00:59] Yuki
    Sorry for barely making it in time!
[01:01] Yuki
    Yukirinko here from the
    Yukizuri Gaming Channel!
[01:04] Yuki
    Konyuki!
SIGN    Draculmania
[01:05] Yuki
    Today, I'll be playing the 1988 Komachi title
[01:09] Yuki
    Draculmania Perfect Cross,
    the second game in the Draculmania series,*
SIGN    takomaru Never heard of it. But it sounds like fun.
    KKK Is it a horror game?
    The Manager Awesome, an endurance stream
    anny We're in for a long night!
    Snail The memories!!!!!
    Tanaka_3 I've heard the name but never played it
    calcium deficient i played draculmania so much
    as a kid, but all i remember is how hard it was...
    Fairy Child Thanks for the late night stream!
    grass ball I'll be working with Yukizuri in the
    background! All-nighter time
[01:13] Yuki*
    as an endurance stream until
    I beat... the game...
SIGN    New video from Mayonaka Punch
    
    
    We Have a New Member
SIGN    Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
SIGN    MayoPan
    Has a New
    Member!
SIGN    Stay Tuned for Updates!
[03:07] Masaki
    Raise your hand if you know
    why we're having this meeting.
[03:10] Masaki
    Yes, Live?
[03:11] Live
    The mysterious new MayoPan video that
    got uploaded without our knowledge!
[03:15] Masaki
    Exactly.
[03:16] Masaki
    I privated it as soon as I could,
[03:18] Masaki
    but a number of diehard fans saw,
    and Sakura asked me about it.
[03:22] Live
    Now, of all times, uploading a cheap-looking
    video with only hiragana and no kanji?
[03:27] Live
    Who could it be?
[03:29] Live
    Hey, Ichiko!
[03:31] Live
    It's totally you!
[03:32] Live
    It's 100% you, Ichiko!
[03:33] Ichiko
    Y-You're barking up the wrong tree!
[03:36] Tokage
    Oh, you can't whistle?
[03:38] Tokage
    Let me show you how—
[03:39] Masaki
    Ichiko.
[03:40] Masaki
    What's the meaning of this?
[03:42] Ichiko
    I'm sorry!
[03:44] Ichiko
    I thought we'd get a huge boost in subs
    if we brought on a new member!
[03:49] Fu
    Masaki-san, we're at fault here, too.
[03:52] Fu
    We knew how much pressure
    Ichiko-chan was under.
[03:54] Live
    Ichiko, the rest of us are
    feeling the same pressure.
[03:57] Live
    We're trying all sorts of ideas and
    doing our best to shoot videos.
[04:00] Ichiko
    It's not enough!
[04:02] Ichiko
    We need something big, with lots of impact!
[04:05] Ichiko
    And since I knew Masaki used to be
    a famous NewTuber...
[04:09] Masaki
    Huh? Me?!
[04:10] Live
    You wanted to bring Masaki on?!
[04:13] Ichiko
    Yes...
[04:13] Tokage
    What do you mean, famous?
SIGN    Trending NewTuber Gossip
    Gossip Roundup of Hyped-Up Sisters Ex-Member Masakichi:
    Real Name, Age, Public Controversy
[04:17] Tokage
    They wrote up a gossip article.
[04:19] Fu
    They sure did.
[04:21] Tokage
    She's getting hate comments.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    - Public Outcry After Actions on Stream
    
    The public response to Masakichi-san's
    acts of violence
    
    Here is a sample of how people felt
    after this series of scandalous events.
    
    achan @achanchan8420
    I don't know much about Masakichi from Hype-Sis,
    but there's no excuse for punching your colleague
    on stream in front of a large audience.
    Not to mention right in the face lol
[04:23] Fu
    She sure is.
[04:24] Masaki
    Didn't I tell you I don't appear on camera?
[04:26] Ichiko
    But Live-sama said, "Masaki absolutely
    wants to be in our videos!"
[04:31] Masaki
    What?
[04:31] Ichiko
    If bringing you on can increase
    our sub count even a little...
[04:34] Masaki
    I'd rather stick to coming up with video ideas.
[04:36] Ichiko
    You can do that and star in our videos!
[04:39] Masaki
    Y-You've all been together for a long time now.
[04:42] Masaki
    Adding me into the mix would ruin the balance.
[04:45] Fu
    There never was a balance to begin with.
[04:47] Masaki
    I mean, still...
[04:49] Tokage
    Scandal.
[04:50] Tokage
    "LOL at socking her out
    after acting all chummy on camera."
[04:53] Tokage
    "Booting Masakichi was the right move."
[04:55] Tokage
    "Why does anyone like
    watching her? She's so nasty."
[04:58] Masaki
    Don't read them out loud!
[05:00] Tokage
    I get comments like these all the time
    from so-called Outside Kids fans!
[05:05] Tokage
    Like, "Seriously though,
    what kind of name is Tokage? LMAO."
[05:09] Tokage
    Or, "Back in high school,
    Tokage-san stole money from me."
[05:13] Tokage
    Or, "Shut up, you're ugly as hell."
[05:14] Tokage
    We're fellow hater targets!
[05:18] Tokage
    This is the latest one.
SIGN    Mio @ Outside Girl 1 week ago
    I can't stand Tokage. To think she got to
    breathe the same air as the Outside Kids.
    Drop dead
[05:20] Masaki
    "I can't stand Tokage."
[05:23] Masaki
    "To think she breathed
    the same air as the Outside Kids."
[05:26] Masaki
    "Drop dead."
[05:27] Tokage
    These guys are nothing more than pesky ants!
[05:30] Tokage
    I'm a woolly mammoth,
    so I'll crush them all I want!
[05:34] Tokage
    Stomp! Stomp!
[05:35] Masaki
    Anyway, I don't do on-camera—
[05:44] Yuki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:46] Group
    What?
[05:47] Yuki
    You have something to say to me, do you not?
[05:50] Yuki
    I came all this way, so out with it already.
[05:55] Masaki
    Huh? Do we?
[05:57] Ichiko
    No clue.
[05:58] Live
    It's too early for our blood supply.
[06:00] Fu
    Ah.
[06:02] Fu
    Does she mean the video?
[06:04] Live
    Oh, the new member thing?
[06:07] Masaki
    So that's it.
[06:09] Live
    Um, is this about us adding a member?
[06:14] Yuki
    Yes, it is.
[06:16] Live
    Uh, we weren't going to add a human
    who doesn't know about us or anything...
[06:22] Yuki
    So you wanted a member
    who knew all about your situation.
[06:26] Yuki
    Announcing a new member
    without their consent.
[06:31] Yuki
    How so very inconsiderate of you.
[06:33] Live
    Well...
[06:34] Live
    That's got nothing to do with you,
    does it, Shigeyuki-san?
[06:40] Yuki
    Didn't I tell you to call me Yuki?
[06:44] Yuki
    Besides, I believe it's got
    plenty to do with me.
SIGN    Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
[06:50] Ichiko
    I'm so sorry!
[06:52] Ichiko
    I released that video without asking!
[06:54] Ichiko
    But...
[06:55] Ichiko
    I wanted to do something
    to get more subscribers!
[06:58] Yuki
    I see.
[07:00] Yuki
    So you're hoping to invite someone
     with a degree of popularity.
[07:04] Ichiko
    Yes...
[07:08] Yuki
    So you found out about my secret.
SIGN    Eh....?
[07:10] Group
    Eh?
[07:12] Yuki
    Namely, that I am Yukirinko,
    the mega-famous gaming streamer!
[07:18] Live
    Huh?
[07:19] Fu
    Gaming streamer?
[07:21] Yuki
    It seems as though you wanted to
    strong-arm me into joining your channel.
[07:26] Yuki
    However, quite frankly, I must refuse!
[07:28] Yuki
    It's true that I'd be a perfect fit,
[07:30] Yuki
    but joining you as a new member...
[07:34] Yuki
    No way!
[07:38] Live
    Huh? What's going on?
[07:39] Fu
    I th-think...
[07:40] Live
    Mm-hmm.
[07:40] Fu
    Whisper.
[07:40] Live
    Mm-hmm.
[07:41] Fu
    Whisper, whisper.
[07:42] Live
    Mm-hmm.
[07:42] Fu
    Whisper, whisper, whisper.
[07:44] Live
    Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, I see.
[07:47] Live
    Shigeyuki-san, you see...
[07:49] Yuki
    Yuki.
[07:50] Live
    You really don't need to worry!
[07:52] Live
    We had zero intention of inviting you!
[07:56] Yuki
    What?
[07:57] Live
    It wasn't you!
[07:59] Live
    Not at all!
[08:01] Yuki
    What?
[08:02] Live
    So please leave.
[08:07] Yuki
    S-S-So that's it.
[08:10] Live
    Yep.
[08:11] Yuki
    Playing hard to get?
[08:13] Live
    Nope.
[08:14] Yuki
    It's not like you to be so modest.
[08:17] Live
    That's not it.
[08:18] Live
    The new member was going to be Masaki.
[08:21] Live
    I can't believe you thought
    we were trying to invite you.
[08:27] Yuki
    I understand now.
[08:28] Live
    Huh?
[08:30] Yuki
    If you're going to be so stubborn,
[08:31] Yuki
    I'm willing to wait until you
    work up the courage to invite me!
[08:39] Yuki
    N-N-N-No way!
[08:42] Yuki
    I really thought their new member was me!
[08:48] Masaki
    Um...
[08:50] Yuki
    Can you not barge in like that?
[08:52] Masaki
    This is my bedroom.
SIGN    Yukizuri Gaming Channel
SIGN    7244 subscribers
[08:56] Live
    Found it!
[08:57] Live
    Yukirinko? Really?
[08:59] Fu
    7,244 subscribers.
[09:02] Tokage
    All she plays is ancient games!
[09:05] Ichiko
    Does Yuki-sama like playing games?
[09:07] Live
    Yeah.
[09:10] Live
    She once got so addicted,
[09:11] Live
    she was incapable of doing anything else.
[09:15] Live
    Which made Mother furious, and all
    her games got destroyed... I thought.
[09:22] Live
    When she gets into something,
    she always ends up with tunnel vision.
SIGN    MayoPan
[09:29] Masaki
    Can you leave after you finish that?
[09:32] Masaki
    Um, are you okay?
[09:34] Masaki
    Well, that was an
    embarrassing misunderstanding.
[09:38] Masaki
    Real cringe-worthy...
[09:40] Yuki
    Gloom...
[09:42] Masaki
    H-Hey, cheer up!
[09:45] Masaki
    Here, why don't you drink some of my blood?
[09:49] Yuki
    Huh?
[09:52] Masaki
    What? I thought my blood was tasty, right?
[09:55] Yuki
    If you ask me, it's nothing special.
[09:57] Yuki
    Don't be so conceited.
[09:58] Masaki
    Oh, I see.
[10:02] Masaki
    Man, seriously?!
[10:04] Masaki
    That's so embarrassing!
[10:06] Yuki
    In the past, I really liked video games.
[10:09] Masaki
    She's starting a whole story now!
[10:11] Yuki
    So after I began monitoring your channel,
[10:15] Yuki
    when I came across a game streaming channel,
    I wanted to give it a shot.
[10:19] Yuki
    At first, I was satisfied with that.
[10:23] Yuki
    But after seeing all of them
    have fun at that festival...
[10:27] Masaki
    You wanted to become
    a part of it yourself, huh?
[10:33] Masaki
    Streaming video games, huh?
[10:35] Masaki
    I did consider trying it out for MayoPan...
[10:41] Yuki
    In that case!
[10:42] Yuki
    Let me show you how fun games can be!
[10:45] Masaki
    What?
[10:46] Live
    Okay!
[10:47] Live
    That's a hard no on having Shige
    come on as a member, agreed?
[10:50] Ichiko
    Agreed!
[10:51] Fu
    Yuki-sama can be a little scary.
[10:54] Tokage
    I'm not giving up my slice of the profits.
[10:56] Live
    Okay!
[10:57] Live
    The courage to say no!
[11:00] Masaki
    You know, if you want to join MayoPan...
[11:03] Yuki
    I never said that.
[11:04] Masaki
    Why not just be honest and ask?
[11:07] Yuki
    I see no reason to ask,
[11:08] Yuki
    and even if I were to ask,
    I could never demean myself before Live.
[11:13] Masaki
    What a pain in the ass.
[11:14] Yuki
    What?
[11:15] Masaki
    O-Oh, yeah...
[11:16] Masaki
    What's the deal with you and Live?
[11:19] Yuki
    The deal?
[11:20] Masaki
    You two are always fighting.
[11:24] Yuki
    That...
SIGN    Continue story
    
    
    
    Start story
    
    
    Leave room
[11:26] Yuki
    would be a very, very long story.
[11:36] Yuki
    Mother's blood runs strongest in Live and me,
    making us both elite vampires.
[11:42] Yuki
    On Mother's orders, we purged
    the vampires who wished harm upon humans
[11:47] Yuki
    and created an orderly world.
[11:50] Yuki
    Back then, we were both rivals and comrades.
[11:56] Yuki
    Thanks to our actions,
SIGN    It became possible for humans
    and vampires to coexist in peace.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    And yet...
[11:58] Yuki
    it became possible for humans
    and vampires to coexist in peace.
[12:02] Yuki
    And yet...
SIGN    Mother
    
    
    "Take this as a reward."
SIGN    Yuki
    
    
    "Thank you very much."
SIGN    Live
    
    
    "I want the one with a pendant!"
SIGN    Live
    
    
    "Yoink!"
SIGN    Yuki
    
    
    "What?!"
SIGN    Yuki
    
    
    "Wait, Live!"
[12:16] Yuki
    Live betrayed me!
SIGN    Yuki
    
    
    
    "How could you?! Live!"
[12:19] Yuki
    After that, every time we met...
SIGN    Live "Shigeyuki, did you say something just now?"
[12:23] Live
    Shigeyuki, did you say something just now?
SIGN    Fine... Shigeyuki it is
SIGN    I told you not to call me Shigeyuki!
[12:27] Live
    Neener, neener! Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!
SIGN    Live "Neener, neener!
    
     Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!"
[12:31] Live
    Need something from me?
SIGN    Live "Need something from me?"
SIGN    Nothing, really
SIGN    Why don't we walk home together?
SIGN    Live "No, thanks. I think I'll go back
    by myself tonight!"
[12:38] Live
    No, thanks. I think I'll go back
    by myself tonight!
[12:39] Yuki
    She tore my heart into shreds.
[12:42] Yuki
    So I made up my mind...
[12:44] Yuki
    to part ways with Live!
[12:48] Yuki
    That's what happened between Live and me.
[12:51] Masaki
    What a flimsy tale!
[12:53] Masaki
    So, like... I can't believe you still
    want to join a channel with her.
[12:57] Yuki
    After enough time, you manage
    to tolerate a good deal of things.
[13:01] Yuki
    Besides, she...
[13:02] Yuki
    Live is fickle, irresponsible,
    and a real handful,
[13:08] Yuki
    but unlike me, who puts rules above all else,
[13:11] Yuki
    she's honest about the things she likes.
[13:14] Yuki
    That's the one part of her
    I thought I could learn from.
[13:19] Masaki
    Hey!
[13:21] Masaki
    Can't you use the door?
[13:26] Masaki
    Being honest about what you like...
[13:31] Masaki
    Thank you very much.
[13:32] Masaki
    We'll send over the final footage
    for review before uploading.
[13:36] Food Truck Owner
    Sure, thanks a lot.
[13:38] Kikka
    Excuse me!
[13:40] Kikka
    We sent you a message yesterday.
    We're the Hyped-Up Sisters...
[13:46] Otomi
    Wow, check out all that cheese!
[13:49] Kikka
    It looks so good!
[13:50] Otomi
    Let's eat, let's eat!
[13:52] Kikka
    Get on with it.
[13:54] Kikka
    Whoa, you're going for it!
[13:57] Otomi
    Kicchomu, stop the camera.
[13:58] Kikka
    Huh, why?
[13:59] Otomi
    I cracked my lips when I went in for the bite!
[14:02] Kikka
    What?!
[14:03] Otomi
    It hurts!
[14:04] Kikka
    Hey, I told you to moisturize them!
[14:06] Otomi
    I don't have any lip balm.
[14:07] Kikka
    Why not?!
[14:12] Kikka
    What?
[14:13] Masaki
    Oh, it's nothing.
[14:17] Masaki
    You're filming with your phone?
[14:20] Kikka
    Nowadays, we edit on our phones, too.
[14:22] Kikka
    What about you?
[14:24] Masaki
    We're doing an eating challenge
    with these burgers.
[14:28] Kikka
    You're back to NewTubing again?
[14:31] Masaki
    That's right. Behind the scenes, that is.
[14:33] Kikka
    You, behind the scenes?!
[14:35] Masaki
    It came as a shock, even for me.
[14:37] Otomi
    Tell us your channel name!
[14:38] Otomi
    What's it called?
[14:39] Masaki
    Um... Mayonaka Punch.
[14:42] Otomi
    Wait, seriously?! MayoPan?!
[14:43] Kikka
    No way!
[14:44] Kikka
    Masaki, you're part of MayoPan?!
[14:46] Masaki
    I mean, I was the one who started the channel.
[14:50] Otomi
    Hold it!
[14:51] Kikka
    Tell us more!
[14:53] Masaki
    Ah, um...
[14:56] Youber Eats Driver
    Youber Eats delivery.
[14:58] Live
    The burgers are here.
[15:02] Ichiko
    Is it time already?
[15:04] Live
    Go wake Fu and Tokage so we can record.
[15:07] Ichiko
    Where's Masaki?
[15:08] Live
    She's still not home yet.
[15:11] Ichiko
    Oh...
[15:12] Ichiko
    Really?!
[15:17] Yuki
    Today's the day I hear your answer.
[15:24] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night.
[15:26] Live
    Mayonaka Pun—
[15:27] Yuki
    Hey, there!
[15:28] Yuki
    All of you watching the Mayonaka
    Punch channel, nice to meet you!
[15:31] Yuki
    Gaming streamer Yukirinko here!
[15:34] Yuki
    Some of you must be surprised
    to see Yukirinko's very first face reveal!
[15:39] Yuki
    There's a real good reason for that, you see.
[15:42] Yuki
    Actually, I'm going to be facing Live in an
    eating contest to decide if I join MayoPan!
[15:50] Ichiko
    This was supposed to be
    Live-sama's eating challenge.
[15:52] Tokage
    Everything's changed. Every last bit.
[15:56] Yuki
    If Live wins, I'll be officially
    joining MayoPan!
[16:00] Yuki
    On the other hand, if I win...
[16:03] Yuki
    No matter how much the members
    of MayoPan beg and plead,
[16:05] Yuki
    I won't be joining as their new member!
[16:08] Live
    I really don't get what's going on at all!
[16:12] Live
    But it's all fine.
[16:13] Live
    I just need to avoid winning!
[16:15] Live
    This is one battle that
    I can't afford not to lose!
[16:20] Masaki
    What?
[16:21] Masaki
    You've hired someone to
    schedule appointments for you?!
[16:23] Otomi
    We sure have.
[16:25] Kikka
    You can even find people to
    help you think up ideas for videos.
[16:28] Kikka
    It's real handy.
[16:29] Kikka
    We still edit our videos ourselves, at least.
[16:31] Otomi
    Editing won't be easy to hire for,
    since we want to preserve that unique charm.
[16:36] Masaki
    It does take skills to convey that properly.
[16:40] Masaki
    I see now.
[16:42] Otomi
    MayoPan has way more subscribers,
[16:44] Otomi
    so it's wild that you
    handle it all by yourselves.
[16:47] Masaki
    Hype-Sis is around, what, 300k now?
[16:51] Kikka
    What if it is?
[16:52] Otomi
    So you've been keeping up on us!
[16:53] Masaki
    N-Not really!
[16:54] Kikka
    Man, breaking up if you don't hit
    a million subs, though?
[16:58] Kikka
    Pretty bold to run with an idea
    that could get you in hot water.
[17:01] Kikka
    Was that supposed to be a dig at us?
[17:04] Kikka
    And will you really break up
    if you don't make it?
[17:06] Masaki
    Well, if we don't reach it, the house
    we all live in is going to be torn down.
[17:11] Kikka
    The hell? How's that work?
[17:14] Masaki
    Look, it's a really long story.
[17:20] Kikka
    We were thinking of sending a
    request to collab with MayoPan, too.
[17:24] Masaki
    A collab? R-Really?!
[17:27] Otomi
    MayoPan's really entertaining!
[17:29] Kikka
    I hate to admit it, but you are.
[17:36] Masaki
    O-Oh, is that right?
[17:38] Kikka
    Hey, quit grinning!
[17:40] Masaki
    I'm not.
[17:41] Kikka
    You totally are!
[17:42] Masaki
    Really, I'm not!
[17:43] Kikka
    Stop lying! You are!
[17:45] Otomi
    Really takes you back, doesn't it?
[17:48] Otomi
    Hey, hey. Look over here.
[17:50] Kikka
    You're recording?
[17:51] Otomi
    Yeah, is that bad?
[17:53] Kikka
    I don't mind.
[17:54] Otomi
    It's been so long, so what's the harm?
[17:58] Otomi
    Masaki?
[17:59] Masaki
    I'll have to pass!
[18:01] Masaki
    My face looks awful right now!
[18:02] Kikka
    What? Isn't it a little late for that?
[18:05] Otomi
    It's fine!
[18:06] Otomi
    You look the same as always!
[18:07] Masaki
    Shut up! I do not!
[18:11] Otomi
    Get her, Kicchomu!
[18:11] Masaki
    Cut it out, you dumb gorilla!
[18:14] Kikka
    What was that?!
[18:20] Live
    My hand!
[18:21] Live
    My hand's cramping up!
[18:29] Live
    Eat like you mean it!
[18:31] Yuki
    I was raised with good manners.
[18:38] Live
    Now it's my right hand!
[18:41] Yuki
    Let's take a break for some tea.
[18:44] Fu
    Th-This is such a colossal waste of time.
[18:47] Tokage
    Everything's changed. Every last bit.
[18:51] Masaki
    Okay, if I feel like it,
    I'll let you collab with MayoPan!
[18:54] Masaki
    So work hard for it!
[18:56] Kikka
    Whawuzzat?!
[18:57] Otomi
    We may have fewer subscribers,
    but we have some real hardcore fans!
[19:02] Kikka
    Some are a little too hardcore.
[19:04] Group
    Right?
[19:07] Otomi
    Hey, Masaki.
[19:09] Otomi
    Can we use the video we shot earlier?
[19:12] Masaki
    Hey...
[19:15] Masaki
    Was my face all tensed up?
[19:18] Otomi
    What?
[19:22] Otomi
    Not at all.
[19:26] Masaki
    I see...
[19:30] Masaki
    I see.
[19:34] Masaki
    I, Masakichi!
[19:36] Masaki
    Hereby swear to be honest about what I like!
[19:36] Kikka
    Hey!
[19:37] Otomi
    Not so loud!
[19:39] Masaki
    With that, I bid you farewell!
[19:43] Kikka
    What's that mean?
[19:45] Otomi
    Dunno.
[19:52] Masaki
    I did it!
[19:54] Masaki
    I was on camera!
[19:59] Masaki
    Live! I'll star in our videos!
[20:05] Masaki
    What?
[20:07] Live
    I-I did it...
[20:09] Live
    I won.
[20:11] Yuki
    And so, the winner of
    the eating contest is Live!
[20:14] Yuki
    As much as it pains me to say it...
[20:17] Yuki
    I'll be joining MayoPan!
[20:21] Masaki
    What the hell?
[20:24] Fu
    Isn't that nice, Ichiko-chan?
[20:26] Fu
    Masaki-san said she'll join.
[20:28] Ichiko
    Everything went exactly as planned!
[20:30] Yuki
    Come, let us record the video where I join.
[20:34] Tokage
    You've got nerves of steel, huh?
[20:36] Live
    Shige, out of the way.
[20:37] Yuki
    What?!
[20:38] Live
    I told you to show up on camera
    when I say, "These are our new members!"
[20:42] Yuki
    Call me Yuki!
[20:44] Yuki
    Wait, no, Yukirinko!
[20:47] Live
    Just remember, the real highlight here
    is Masaki joining MayoPan.
[20:50] Live
    Make sure you don't get
    in the way, Yukirinko-san!
[20:54] Yuki
    Don't be absurd.
[20:56] Yuki
    The main attraction here is me!
SIGN    Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
[21:01] Live
    Masaki!
[21:03] Live
    What took you so long?
[21:05] Masaki
    Oh, I just got a little overexcited.
[21:11] Live
    We finally get to be on video together!
[21:13] Live
    I'm so thrilled!
[21:19] Masaki
    It's time for the big climax on our
    road to reach one million subscribers!
[21:23] Masaki
    Let's kick it up one last time!
[21:27] Live
    Hey, c'mon, Shige!
[21:28] Live
    You're one of us now,
    so try and join in for times like this.
[21:32] Yuki
    The comments.
[21:33] Live
    What?
[21:33] Yuki
    The comments.
[21:35] Yuki
    They're utter chaos.
[21:37] Group
    What?
[21:38] Yuki
    See?
SIGN    Ruka 1 day ago
    Is Masakichi really involved with them?
    
    5 replies
    
    Delhi Amano 1 day ago
    Masakichi? Who's that?
SIGN    This sucks
SIGN    Honey Lemon 1 day ago
    Ichiko-chan, get away from that abusive woman!
SIGN    Yuki
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
[23:25] Masaki
    Wait, wait!
[23:26] Masaki
    What the hell's going on?!
[23:27] Yuki
    No need to make a fuss.
[23:29] Yuki
    It's just the famous gaming
    streamer Yukirinko joining MayoPan!
[23:32] Masaki
    Not that!
[23:32] Yuki
    What?
[23:33] Masaki
    I'm asking what's gonna happen to me!
[23:35] Yuki
    Well...
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "Announcement: Gone Missing."
SIGN    Announcement: Gone Missing
SIGN    Currently Missing
SIGN    Currently Missing
[23:38] Masaki
    That's one alarming title!

E11 - Announcement: Gone Missing

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[00:00] Live
    Tomorrow's the day we finally shoot
    Masaki and Yuki's intro video!
[00:04] Live
    So today is a strategy meeting for
    MayoPan's immediate future!
[00:09] Live
    Masaki!
[00:10] Masaki
    Okay!
SIGN    Video Reveal
SIGN    Shigeyuki
SIGN    Announce New Member Addition!
SIGN    Who could it be?!
[00:11] Masaki
    Listen up, folks!
[00:12] Masaki
    We have one month left
    until Mother's deadline!
SIGN    One month left!!
SIGN    Masaki Masakichi
    Shigeyuki
    Done
SIGN    Video Reveal
[00:15] Masaki
    The numbers are against us,
[00:17] Masaki
    but with Yuki joining, they'll skyrocket!
[00:20] Live
    And we've got Masaki on board, as well!
[00:22] Live
    To the moon!
[00:24] Masaki
    W-Well, it's a little soon to say that.
[00:27] Masaki
    But via collabs or whatever it takes,
    we'll inch our way to a million subs!
[00:30] Masaki
    And!
[00:31] Masaki
    Right before the deadline...
[00:33] Masaki
    A 100-hour nonstop livestream
    with MayoPan's channel on the line!
SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
SIGN    100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
[00:37] Group
    Aw, yeah!
[00:39] Live
    Question, Sensei!
[00:40] Masaki
    Yes, what is it, Live-san?
[00:42] Live
    Sensei, do you have any ideas for things
    you want to do on the livestream?
[00:47] Masaki
    You bet I do!
[00:49] Masaki
    For example, "Going Thru
    Every Drive-Thru" is a must!
[00:52] Masaki
    Then there's "Bread-Eating Bungee Jumping,"
    and also... Also...
[00:54] Tokage
    I can smell the jackpot already!
[00:56] Ichiko
    She sure is fired up!
[01:00] Masaki
    It's time for the big climax on our road
    to reach one million subscribers!
[01:04] Masaki
    Let's kick it up one last time!
[01:08] Live
    Hey, c'mon, Shige!
[01:09] Live
    You're one of us now,
    so try and join in for times like this.
[01:13] Yuki
    The comments.
[01:14] Live
    What?
[01:14] Yuki
    The comments.
[01:16] Yuki
    They're utter chaos.
[01:18] Group
    What?
[01:19] Yuki
    See?
SIGN    Ruka 1 day ago
    Is Masakichi really involved with them?
    
    5 replies
    
    Delhi Amano 1 day ago
    Masakichi? Who's that?
SIGN    Ruka 1 day ago
    Is Masakichi really involved with them?
    
    5 replies
    
    Delhi Amano 1 day ago
    Masakichi? Who's that?
    
    Lonely Oedo Girl 1 day ago
    This person -> @masakichi_1111
    
    V-0856-3 1 day ago
    Source for the MayoPan viewers going on
    about Masakichi ->
    A Drinking Reunion with the Ex-Member
    We Haven't Seen Since Our Dispute
[01:28] Masaki
    What? Hype-Sis?
SIGN     A Drinking Reunion with the Ex-Member We Haven't Seen Since Our Dispute
SIGN    A Fateful
    Showdown?!
SIGN    Announcement: Gone Missing
[03:05] Kikka
    And so, since we happened to run into her,
[03:08] Kikka
    we ended up going drinking
    with Masakichi herself!
[03:12] Otomi
    She hasn't changed at all!
[03:13] Kikka
    I know!
[03:14] Group
    But the truth is, we managed to...
SIGN    Managed to Bury the Hatchet!
SIGN    Managed to Bury the Hatchet!
[03:19] Group
    bury the hatchet!
[03:21] Otomi
    Okay, here we go!
[03:23] Otomi
    With this, we're even
    for everything that's happened!
[03:25] Masaki
    Come at me!
[03:26] Otomi
    There!
[03:27] Masaki
    You've done it now!
[03:29] Masaki
    Now it's my turn!
[03:30] Otomi
    Don't hold back!
[03:31] Otomi
    Hit me with all you've got!
[03:32] Masaki
    Hi-yah!
[03:34] Otomi
    That hurts!
[03:38] Otomi
    Man, she's way too strong!
[03:41] Kikka
    Oh, yeah, Masakichi said she's working
    for the Mayonaka Punch channel now!
SIGN    barnacle
    Time heals all wounds? Not in my book.
    
    nico
    Mayonaka Punch is the group that took part
    in TSUMA FES, right? How are they connected?
    
    Lonely Oedo Girl
    This video confirmed my belief that
    Hype-Sis is better off without Masakichi.
    
    Buddha
    Otomin, you should sue that woman.
    And why didn't Kikka stop her?
    
    saku-666
    Past scandals from the violent Masakichi here:
    Hyped-Up Sisters' Masakichi Punches Member
    on Stream, Earns Label of Violent Woman
    
    Hojicha Ice Cream
    So angry seeing Masakichi after all this time...
    She's a genius at offending people.
[03:46] Otomi
    That's right! Masakichi's working hard—
SIGN    Trending NewTuber Gossip
SIGN    Hyped-Up Sisters' Masakichi Punches Member on Stream, Earns Label of Violent Woman
SIGN    Violent Outburst 1: Hits Member with Fist to the Face on Stream
[03:51] Masaki
    Hey! Don't clip just that part!
SIGN    Mio @ Outside Girl
    
    I went to see an event for my faves,
    and I ended up violently attacked
    by a staff member.
    
    She was a woman, but she chased me down
    at full speed and started hurling insults...
    
    When I argued back, she suddenly punched
    me in the face, and it was so scary... (The
    swelling didn't go down for about a week)
    
    I can't believe she turned out to be
    Masakichi-san... There's something wrong
    with Mayonaka Punch as a group
[03:55] Masaki
    Huh?! What's this photo?!
[03:59] Live
    The only one who could have
    taken this photo is...
SIGN    Staaaare...
SIGN    Kikka
    Did you see the video we just put up??
    If you haven't, watch it now!
    
    Kikka
    Masaki!!!
    
    Kikka
    So sorry
SIGN    Otomi
    Really sorry
    
    Kikka
    Did you see the video we just put up??
    If you haven't, watch it now!
    
    Kikka
    Masaki!!!
    
    Kikka
    So sorry
SIGN    Otomi
    This isn't good ;w;
    
    Otomi
    Really sorry
    
    Kikka
    Did you see the video we just put up??
    If you haven't, watch it now!
    
    Kikka
    Masaki!!!
    
    Kikka
    So sorry
SIGN    Kikka
    We'll upload an apology vid right away,
    so call after you've watched it!
    
    Otomi
    This isn't good ;w;
    
    Otomi
    Really sorry
    
    Kikka
    Did you see the video we just put up??
    If you haven't, watch it now!
    
    Kikka
    Masaki!!!
    
    Kikka
    So sorry
[04:31] Masaki
    I've made up my mind to be on camera!
[04:34] Masaki
    This doesn't faze me at all!
SIGN    Lazy Bear
    
    I just wanted to watch a MayoPan video...
    What's with all the trolls ;w;
    Who's Masakichi-san?
    Cut it out, seriously.
[04:38] Tokage
    "So what if she's involved?!"
SIGN    Sweet Potato
    I like MayoPan, and I have nothing against
    Masakichi, but something feels wrong in
    the way she's hiding behind the scenes.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
    So what if she's involved?!
    
    Sweet Potato
    I like MayoPan, and I have nothing against
    Masakichi, but something feels wrong in
    the way she's hiding behind the scenes.
[04:42] Masaki
    Who posted this comment?!
SIGN    tomtom
    there really is something wrong with her
    
    Fifth Champion Tanaka
    Is that Masakichi herself...?
    
    unnown
    Just because a viewer
    was a little bit critical...
    
    zack
    is the official account lashing out?? lmao
    
    Mayonaka Punch
    So what if she's involved?!
[04:46] Masaki
    I-It's not me!
[04:48] Masaki
    Must be them!
[04:49] Tokage
    "All of us members love Masakichi-san."
[04:52] Live
    What the hell are you doing?!
[04:53] Fu
    Tokage-san!
SIGN    tomtom
    there really is something wrong with her
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
    All of us members love Masakichi-san
    
    tomtom
    there really is something wrong with her
[04:55] Masaki
    What?!
[05:02] Masaki
    Doesn't faze me at all.
[05:07] Masaki
    Not at all.
[05:22] Masaki
    That's a lie.
[05:24] Masaki
    I'm not fine in the least.
[05:34] Ichiko
    Ah, Masaki!
[05:39] Masaki
    Sorry!
[05:40] Masaki
    Let's hold off a little longer
    on having me in a video.
[05:42] Ichiko
    But why?
[05:44] Masaki
    Well, because...
[05:45] Fu
    It's because of this, isn't it?
[05:49] Masaki
    Th-That's right!
[05:51] Masaki
    They all say they don't want to see me!
[05:54] Masaki
    If I show up now, MayoPan as a whole
    might end up a target.
[05:57] Masaki
    That's why...
[05:58] Tokage
    Who cares about that?!
[05:59] Tokage
    I'll fight back against
    all the hate comments we get!
[06:04] Ichiko
    But there is some tooth to what Tokage said!
[06:06] Fu
    Truth.
[06:07] Ichiko
    You should do what you want!
[06:09] Ichiko
    So let's shoot...
[06:10] Masaki
    Listen here—
[06:11] Live
    Just do it!
[06:12] Masaki
    What?
[06:13] Live
    You've finally decided to be on camera.
[06:15] Masaki
    Like I said, it's too risky—
[06:17] Live
    So when will you do it?!
[06:18] Live
    We only have a month left!
[06:21] Masaki
    Well...
[06:25] Masaki
    I'll do it! I'll be on camera!
[06:27] Masaki
    Someday, that is!
[06:28] Masaki
    So until then, I'll be behind
    the camera like always—
[06:30] Live
    Someday?!
[06:31] Live
    That means you won't!
[06:33] Live
    You're running away!
[06:35] Live
    From your own feelings!
[06:37] Masaki
    What the hell would you know?
[06:39] Live
    I know everything about you!
[06:41] Masaki
    What?!
[06:42] Masaki
    Are you a mind-reader now?!
[06:44] Masaki
    You're just a vampire!
[06:45] Live
    No! I'm not just a vampire!
[06:47] Live
    I'm the vampire who knows you
    better than anyone else!
[06:51] Masaki
    Ah! I've had it up to here!
[06:54] Live
    Wait right there!
[06:55] Masaki
    No, thanks!
[06:56] Live
    Where do you think you're going?
[06:58] Live
    We're about to start filming—
[06:59] Masaki
    Shut up already!
[07:00] Masaki
    I'm sick of you!
[07:01] Masaki
    Go away, you stupid bat!
[07:04] Live
    What?
[07:06] Ichiko
    Hey, wait!
[07:07] Ichiko
    What about hitting a million subs?!
[07:11] Masaki
    You still have videos saved up, don't you?
[07:13] Ichiko
    I mean, sure!
[07:14] Ichiko
    But once we run out, it'll be nothing
    but Yuki-sama's gaming commentary!
[07:17] Ichiko
    That'd be hell on earth!
[07:20] Masaki
    I'll come back once things have calmed down.
[07:23] Masaki
    Maybe.
[07:24] Ichiko
    Really?
[07:25] Masaki
    Maybe!
[07:29] Ichiko
    What now, Live-sama?
[07:32] Ichiko
    Live-sama? Live-sama!
[07:36] Live
    I remember now.
[07:43] Masaki
    Man, I'm such a loser.
[07:48] Masaki
    Letting those measly comments get to me...
[07:51] Masaki
    I haven't changed at all.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
    710k subscribers
    Good morning from the dead of night!
    Subscribed
[08:06] Masaki
    Ah! Don't think about it!
[08:16] Masaki
    Don't think about it.
[08:19] Masaki
    Don't think about it.
[08:25] Masaki
    Don't think... about it!
[08:32] Masaki
    Don't think, don't think, don't think...
[08:38] Masaki
    Don't...
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl
    I saw the same thing back in the
    Hype-Sis days. Masakichi sure
    loves reusing old ideas lmao
SIGN    Comment
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl
[08:44] Masaki
    N-No way!
[08:45] Masaki
    She's the one always leaving awful comments!
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.
    How about I punch you too??
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt
[08:53] Masaki
    She recognized me!
[08:55] Masaki
    You definitely recognized me just now, right?
[09:01] Masaki
    What, wanna fight?
[09:04] Masaki
    This is it!
[09:05] Oedo Girl
    Um...
[09:06] Masaki
    A-All right!
[09:08] Masaki
    Listen here!
[09:09] Oedo Girl
    Y-You're Masakichi-san, right?
[09:12] Oedo Girl
    Oh, wow! I'm a huge fan!
[09:14] Masaki
    Eh?
[09:15] Oedo Girl
    Y-You see, I watched you
    all the time in the Hype-Sis days...
[09:18] Oedo Girl
    C-Can I get a handshake?
[09:21] Oedo Girl
    Oh! And a photo!
[09:25] Oedo Girl
    Thanks a bunch!
[09:28] Oedo Girl
    Mama!
[09:30] Masaki
    What?! The hell was that?!
[09:33] Masaki
    She's nothing but...
[09:37] Masaki
    S-Sorry about that.
[09:41] Masaki
    Whatever!
[09:42] Masaki
    I'm here to rest!
[09:43] Masaki
    So it's resting time!
SIGN    One month left!!
[10:17] Masaki
    I wonder how they're holding up.
[10:20] Masaki
    Just this once.
[10:22] Masaki
    Just to check up on them.
[10:25] Masaki
    Okay, they're still uploading.
SIGN    Live Has Gone Missing.
SIGN    Gone Missing
SIGN    Gone Missing
SIGN    Gone Missing
[10:27] Masaki
    What?!
[10:30] Masaki
    Excuse me?
[10:32] Fu
    Thank you for always
    tuning in to Mayonaka Punch.
[10:36] Fu
    Today, we have an announcement to make.
[10:38] Fu
    The truth is, Mayonaka Punch's leader,
    Live, went missing a few days ago.
[10:43] Masaki
    It's not about me?!
[10:44] Tokage
    Anyway, here she is!
[10:46] Tokage
    If you see her, shoot us a DM and stuff!
[10:47] Masaki
    What?! Why would Live go missing?!
[10:48] Tokage
    She'll fork up a hefty reward for it, too!
[10:51] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[10:52] Ichiko
    I know you're out there watching this video!
[10:55] Ichiko
    Please come back!
[10:56] Ichiko
    Weren't we going to reach
    a million subs together?
[10:59] Fu
    Finally, we apologize for having
    to release this video.
[11:03] Fu
    And we earnestly await
    any information you may have.
SIGN    If this face rings a bell,
    please reach out!!!
SIGN    We welcome any and all information.
SIGN    From all of us at Mayonaka Punch
[11:09] Masaki
    What?
[11:10] Masaki
    This must be a prank, right?
[11:12] Masaki
    This video went live two days ago.
[11:15] Masaki
    As for yesterday... No uploads?!
[11:19] Masaki
    Fu... Ichiko... Tokage...
[11:25] Masaki
    Yuki... I don't have her number.
[11:29] Masaki
    How come no one's picking up?!
[11:32] Masaki
    Because it's morning?!
[11:35] Masaki
    Man, I swear!
[11:37] Masaki
    They're still hopeless without me!
SIGN    < Live
SIGN    What's up with that video?!
    
    It's a joke, right?
    
    Please answer
    
    You didn't really go missing, did you?
    
    Hey
    
    Say something!
[11:39] Masaki
    A video like that with no punchline
    will have people think Live really went missing!
[11:46] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go away, you stupid bat!
[11:50] Masaki
    You're kidding, right?
[11:55] Masaki
    It must be a joke.
[11:57] Masaki
    I know Live wouldn't disappear
    on us just because of that.
[12:00] Masaki
    I'm sure she's relaxing
    in the living room right now.
[12:05] Masaki
    No way.
[12:08] Masaki
    Huh? What's going on?!
[12:10] Masaki
    What happened these last three days?!
[12:21] Masaki
    Hey! Is anyone here?
[12:23] Masaki
    Hey!
[12:28] Masaki
    Live's room...
SIGN    To my beloved Live
    From Ai
SIGN    To my beloved Live
    From Ai
SIGN    To my beloved Live
    From Ai
SIGN    To my beloved Live
    From Ai
[12:53] Masaki
    "To my beloved Live... from Ai"?
[12:57] Masaki
    Twenty years old...
[12:59] Masaki
    This one, and this one...
[13:01] Masaki
    They're all from twenty years ago!
[13:07] Masaki
    Live!
[13:28] Ichiko
    Hop inside!
[13:33] Masaki
    Hey!
[13:34] Masaki
    What the hell is going on?!
[13:36] Masaki
    And why is Banpai Manor being torn down?!
[13:38] Masaki
    Didn't we still have
    one month until the deadline?!
[13:40] Ichiko
    Calm down, Masaki!
[13:41] Masaki
    And who was that?!
[13:43] Masaki
    He was totally after me, wasn't he?!
[13:44] Ichiko
    Um...
[13:45] Masaki
    Hey, wait! Where are we going?!
[13:47] Masaki
    Say something already!
[13:51] Yuki
    Settle down.
[13:53] Yuki
    Or we'll throw you out of the car.
[13:56] Yuki
    Where should I start?
[13:58] Masaki
    Is Live safe?
[13:59] Ichiko
    We don't know.
[14:01] Ichiko
    We've all been looking for her.
[14:04] Masaki
    So she really went missing?
[14:06] Masaki
    Why?!
[14:08] Masaki
    Does this letter have anything to do with it?
SIGN    To my beloved Live
    From Ai
[14:12] Masaki
    Who exactly is this Ai person?
[14:15] Ichiko
    Live-sama remembered everything.
[14:19] Ichiko
    Even after I hid away
    all the letters and photos...
[14:23] Masaki
    So is that...
[14:31] Masaki
    Who's that?!
[14:32] Yuki
    Hunters.
[14:33] Yuki
    Mother's minions trying to capture Live.
[14:35] Masaki
    What? Why?!
[14:37] Yuki
    It's against the vampire code
    to go missing without any notice.
[14:41] Ichiko
    If they get their hands on Live-sama,
    we'll never be able to see her again!
[14:45] Ichiko
    We need to find her before Mother does!
[14:48] Masaki
    Oh, no!
[14:55] Yuki
    We've shaken them off.
[15:01] Masaki
    So, about this Ai person...
[15:04] Yuki
    Ichiko, take the wheel!
[15:06] Ichiko
    Leave it to me!
[15:21] Masaki
    I've had enough.
[15:26] Fu
    Masaki-san! Ichiko-chan!
[15:28] Masaki
    Fu!
[15:33] Yuki
    Looks like you're all safe.
[15:34] Ichiko
    Yuki-sama!
[15:35] Yuki
    We need to get going.
[15:37] Yuki
    They'll call for help in no time.
[15:39] Ichiko
    What about the car?!
[15:40] Yuki
    It's not too far from here.
[15:42] Yuki
    We'll fly while avoiding their gaze.
[15:43] Ichiko
    I see!
[15:44] Masaki
    Wait!
[15:45] Masaki
    Where are we headed?
[15:46] Yuki
    The site for MayoPan's livestream.
[15:48] Masaki
    What? Stream?
[15:50] Masaki
    Why?!
[15:50] Masaki
    I thought we were searching for Live!
[15:52] Yuki
    Mother views Live's actions as a problem,
    and she's issued a statement
[15:56] Yuki
    moving up the deadline by one month.
[15:59] Masaki
    By one month?!
[16:00] Masaki
    That means...
[16:01] Ichiko
    Today's the last day.
[16:04] Masaki
    So that's why Banpai Manor...
[16:07] Yuki
    Stop crying!
[16:08] Yuki
    It's too early for us to give up!
[16:11] Masaki
    What?
[16:12] Yuki
    Mother only said the deadline
    had been moved up.
[16:14] Yuki
    The original agreement still holds.
[16:17] Yuki
    If we can reach a million subscribers
    today as we arranged...
[16:21] Fu
    We'll be allowed to live as we have been!
[16:25] Masaki
    So you're holding a livestream?
[16:27] Ichiko
    I'm sure Live-sama will watch our stream!
[16:31] Ichiko
    And when she does, she's sure to come back!
[16:33] Ichiko
    That's why we need to do it!
[16:35] Fu
    Please!
[16:36] Fu
    Masaki-san, help us out with the stream!
[16:39] Fu
    Tokage's getting everything set up as we speak.
[16:41] Masaki
    Tokage?! Why her—
[16:42] Yuki
    Let's go. We don't have much time.
[16:44] Yuki
    We'll go over the details there.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    710k subscribers
[16:47] Masaki
    They've completely lost touch with reality!
[16:50] Masaki
    Besides...
[16:53] Masaki
    Why here?
[16:55] Masaki
    This is where...
[16:57] Masaki
    Live and I first met...
[17:00] Ichiko
    This is the hospital where
    Ai-san was admitted.
[17:12] Tokage
    Seriously, what the hell's wrong here?!
[17:15] Fu
    That's Tokage, and she sounds pissed.
[17:17] Tokage
    Why am I still getting a black screen?!
[17:19] Ichiko
    Things obviously aren't going well.
[17:21] Yuki
    She really is such a handful!
[17:24] Yuki
    You don't have anything set up!
[17:26] Tokage
    Oh, Shigeyuki.
[17:27] Fu
    Masaki-san.
[17:27] Yuki
    Yuki!
[17:28] Fu
    Could you handle the switcher for the stream?
[17:32] Fu
    Please check all of the camera positions.
[17:35] Fu
    I'll be off!
[17:38] Masaki
    What's wrong?
[17:39] Ichiko
    Um, here.
[17:41] Ichiko
    Live-sama left this in her room.
[17:44] Ichiko
    Um, I didn't... I didn't read what was inside!
SIGN    To Masaki
    From Live
[17:50] Masaki
    She totally read it.
[17:58] Masaki
    One here, and here...
[18:01] Masaki
    Where did they get all these cameras?
SIGN    Ai-sama
[18:34] Masaki
    Live...
[18:42] Yuki
    How did you even manage to make this mess?!
[18:46] Yuki
    For crying out loud!
[18:47] Yuki
    How are we on time?
[18:48] Fu
    It's almost time for us to go live.
[18:50] Tokage
    Oh, Masaki!
[18:52] Yuki
    Good timing.
[18:53] Yuki
    We need to hurry and—
[18:53] Masaki
    Hey!
[18:55] Masaki
    Ai passed away in this hospital
    twenty years ago.
[18:59] Masaki
    And Live slept for twenty years,
    forgetting about that person.
[19:04] Masaki
    Isn't that right?
[19:07] Masaki
    In that case, she must be trying
    to do the same thing.
[19:10] Ichiko
    What?
[19:11] Masaki
    It said, "I'm going to sleep for a while."
[19:14] Masaki
    She's trying to fall into another deep sleep!
[19:18] Fu
    Masaki-san...
[19:19] Masaki
    Last time, she slept for twenty years!
[19:21] Masaki
    This time around, it might be even longer!
[19:23] Tokage
    It's fine.
[19:25] Tokage
    Well, if she doesn't wake up,
    just smack her real good on the head—
[19:28] Masaki
    Nothing you tried could wake her up, right?!
[19:30] Masaki
    She'll end up forgetting everything.
[19:33] Masaki
    About Ai, and me as well!
[19:36] Ichiko
    Live-sama would never forget about you!
[19:38] Masaki
    Then why does the end of her letter...
SIGN    Farewell
[19:40] Masaki
    say "farewell"?!
[19:42] Masaki
    If it's all true, then now's
    not the time for this!
[19:45] Masaki
    We need to look for her!
[19:47] Ichiko
    Please wait!
[19:48] Masaki
    Let go of me!
[19:50] Masaki
    I won't allow it!
[19:51] Masaki
    Not if I have anything to say about it!
[19:53] Masaki
    I don't know anything about Ai,
[19:55] Masaki
    but leaving me behind
    to go off all by herself...
[19:57] Masaki
    Wasn't she the one...
[19:59] Masaki
    who said she'd be there for me?!
[20:02] Yuki
    Snap out of it!
[20:04] Yuki
    We've already searched for
     Live to no success.
[20:07] Yuki
    You think you can do any better?!
[20:10] Yuki
    Focus on doing what you can right now!
[20:14] Ichiko
    Masaki.
[20:16] Ichiko
    Live-sama will come back to us!
[20:18] Ichiko
    And we'll hit a million subs
    to save Banpai Manor!
[20:21] Ichiko
    Everything will go back to the way it was!
[20:28] Fu
    We need to start the stream soon!
[20:34] Masaki
    It makes no sense.
[20:36] Masaki
    Something's not right here.
[20:38] Masaki
    Not to mention...
[20:40] Masaki
    There's no way we can get
    300k subs in one night.
[20:46] Tokage
    We've got this.
[20:48] Masaki
    What?
[20:48] Tokage
    We've come up with a special plan
    to get us subs like crazy!
[20:54] Masaki
    Tokage...
[20:57] Masaki
    That smug grin of yours
    worries me the most here!
[21:01] Fu
    Masaki-san!
[21:02] Fu
    We're counting on you!
[21:04] Masaki
    Fine! To hell with it!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
    Emergency Livestream!!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
    Emergency Livestream!!
[21:09] Group
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[21:11] Group
    Mayonaka Punch!
[21:12] Fu
    Fu.
[21:13] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[21:14] Tokage
    Tokage!
[21:15] Yuki
    Yukirinko!
[21:17] Fu
    Thank you for tuning in to the
    Mayonaka Punch emergency livestream.
[21:22] Fu
    To get right to the point,
    we have something to tell all of you.
[21:27] Fu
    Um, go ahead, Ichiko-chan.
[21:29] Ichiko
    Yes!
[21:30] Ichiko
    Actually... We're vampires!
[21:33] Masaki
    What?
[21:35] Masaki
    What?!
[21:35] Masaki
    You're admitting it?!
[21:37] Masaki
    But... what?!
[21:38] Masaki
    What's going on?!
[21:40] Masaki
    No, don't give me that thumbs-up!
SIGN    Engawa: Good morning~
    www.jp: where's little miss violent?!
    Fried Mackerel Meal: Where's Live?
    Mii: Good morning, MayoPan!
    ...This feels kind of serious.
    Rural HS Senior: What?
    gomadanGO: ??????
    Pastel Blue: Vampires???
    Yuuna: ?!
    Mii: What?
    molasses: what's this now lol a joke?
    Chai_T: the channel's suddenly
    gone all occult lolol
    Fried Mackerel Meal: Forget that,
    did you find Live-sama yet???
    Green Turtle: You can't be serious lol
[21:48] Masaki
    What's happening?!
[21:51] Masaki
    How is this livestream going to end?!
[23:25] Masaki
    MayoPan's all-or-nothing livestream...
[23:27] Masaki
    How will it all end?!
[23:28] Ichiko
    To sum it up, Ichiko turns
    into Super Ichiko-chan!
[23:30] Fu
    I want to sing!
[23:30] Tokage
    The final episode:
    "Tokage's Never-Ending Jackp—
[23:31] Yuki
    Oh, no! Yukirinko's world-famous now!
[23:34] Masaki
    Seriously, how's it end?!
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "The Last Live Stream"!
[23:37] Masaki
    Live, hurry up and come back!

E12 - The Last Live Stream

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[00:01] Ichiko
    Actually... We're vampires!
[00:05] Masaki
    What?!
[00:06] Masaki
    What the hell are you doing?!
[00:06] Fu
    MayoPan was a way for us
    to interact with all of you humans.
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN    Make sure you subscribe!!
SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night~ Streaming live from an abandoned hospital at night Please subscribe, leave comments, and hit the like button!!
[00:11] Fu
    But unless we hit a million subs tonight,
    our channel is going to be erased!
[00:17] Ichiko
    Live-sama, you're watching, aren't you?!
[00:18] Ichiko
    We're in big trouble!
[00:20] Ichiko
    So please, come back right away!
[00:21] Masaki
    Live...
[00:22] Masaki
    Where are you, and what are you doing?
[00:23] Fu
    And so, today's stream is...
[00:26] Masaki
    Huh?
[00:34] Tokage
    Oh! Now we have vampires
    who are going to be "it"!
[00:39] Ichiko
    Vampires playing tag in an abandoned hospital!
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SIGN    Make sure you subscribe!!
SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night~ Streaming live from an abandoned hospital at night Please subscribe, leave comments, and hit the like button!!
[00:41] Ichiko
    No stopping until we hit a million subs!
SIGN    Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!!
SIGN    Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!!
[00:44] Masaki
    No stopping?
[00:45] Masaki
    If they catch you, then it's all over!
[00:49] Ichiko
    Hey, now, we didn't start yet.
[00:53] Yuki
    Looks like they're serious!
[00:55] Yuki
    Okay, then, to kick this off...
[00:57] Yuki
    Let's begin this game of tag!
[00:58] Masaki
    Man, this has gotten out of hand!
[01:00] Tokage
    This way, morons!
SIGN    The Game of Tag Begins!!
SIGN    The Game of Tag Begins!!
[01:06] Masaki
    How do I put this all together?
[01:08] Fu
    Masaki-san.
[01:09] Fu
    Think the stream will be okay?
[01:11] Masaki
    Somehow.
[01:13] Fu
    Thank you.
[01:14] Fu
    Also, Masaki-san...
[01:15] Masaki
    Wait.
[01:17] Masaki
    This stream is way too reckless!
[01:19] Masaki
    Why did you reveal yourselves
    in the first place?!
[01:21] Masaki
    Now Mother will be on your—
[01:23] Fu
    Nobody watching believes any of it.
[01:25] Masaki
    What?
SIGN    stones: damn loud explosion
    eelchair: What was that?!
    wawawa: ?!?!
    Extra Serving of Abura Soba: Which side
    is it in vampire tag?
    Please Listen to Me: Did something explode?
    Such elaborate effects~
    Obemura: Really funny joke there lolol
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    17765: Wait... There's way too much
    going on here
[01:27] Fu
    But we managed to lure out our hunters.
[01:30] Fu
    Now we can shoot a game of tag
    like no one's seen before.
[01:34] Masaki
    What if they catch you?
[01:36] Fu
    It'll be fine!
[01:37] Fu
    We won't let them get us!
SIGN    2,581 watching now
[01:43] Masaki
    It's true that the audience
    is eating this up, but...
SIGN    Obemura: Oh, look at them all run
    ponsuke: this camera switching is really...
    Chocolate Chip: What a serious game of tag
    G7I5N: Are the staff amateurs?
    Should have gotten pros...
    Dim-Witted Kana: It just started and it's already
    hard to see~ I don't know if I can watch this to the end
    Sayacha: No way they'll hit a million subs
    Flying Chicken: Please set up the cameras
    so we can see everyone~~~
    Running & Sneaker: We want to see more Fu
    okapon: this camera work...
[01:51] Tokage
    She really is such a pain in the butt.
[01:55] Tokage
    Oh, there you are.
[01:58] Tokage
    Jump!
[01:59] Tokage
    Cling...
[02:02] Tokage
    A wild gamble ain't so bad sometimes!
[02:06] Tokage
    I'll make sure MayoPan lives on!
[02:12] Tokage
    You won't get your hands on—
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SIGN    Tokage's Out!!
[02:25] Masaki
    Tokage!
SIGN    Green Turtle: What's going on
    Ke-boy: Her fault for smoking in a hospital
    gomadanGO: No idea what's happening
    since the camera work sucks so much.
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Wasshoi: These cameras kys kys kys
    Gen: So hard to see ;w;
    paka: How dare they do this to my Tokage-sama...!
    Jshi66: they suck
    Fried Mackerel Meal: Wait, isn't Fu in danger, too??
    Fork Devil: Fu...
    Engawa: Ah, not good
    wawawa: Show us how the others are doing!
[02:30] Masaki
    What?
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[02:40] Fu
    Masaki-san.
[02:41] Masaki
    Huh?
[02:42] Fu
    Keep the stream going.
[02:45] Fu
    Don't let this be the end for MayoPan.
[02:48] Fu
    Everyone watching, thanks for tuning in.
[02:52] Fu
    Please! Keep spreading the word
    about this stream!
[02:58] Masaki
    Fu!
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN    Fu's Out!!
[03:08] Masaki
    You said they wouldn't get you...
[03:13] Masaki
    Who cares about that now?!
SIGN    flapjack octopus: oh no
    1000 km/h: They got Fu-chan too
    Fork Devil: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu ;w;
    www.jp: wait, did she just say masaki???
    who-love-love: Don't you go scaring Fu
    vckx: By Masaki, does she mean Masakichi?!
    Jshi66: Masakichi?!
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Mii: Is Fu okay? I'm so worried
    Goemon: So Masakichi came up with this??
    Yukko: Did you get proper permission
    to film here?
    Level-1200: Is Masakichi there?
[03:16] Masaki
    Shut up already!
[03:19] Masaki
    Wait, Ichiko! In front of you!
[03:36] Ichiko
    Masaki?!
[03:38] Masaki
    Hold this!
[03:39] Masaki
    This game of tag isn't over yet!
[03:42] Ichiko
    Right!
[03:43] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[03:44] Masaki
    Use the laptop to see where they are!
[03:46] Ichiko
    Um...
SIGN    Goemon: Did I just hear Masakichi??
[03:49] Ichiko
    That's right!
[03:50] Ichiko
    Here with me is Masakichi!
[03:51] Masaki
    Don't show my face! Where are they?
[03:52] Masaki
    Um, they're...
[03:57] Masaki
    We're done for.
[03:59] Ichiko
    Th-The jigsaw is up.
[04:02] Masaki
    Damn it!
[04:14] Masaki
    Yuki?!
[04:15] Yuki
    Leave them to me.
[04:16] Yuki
    Hurry up and run away!
[04:17] Ichiko
    Don't be absurd!
[04:18] Ichiko
    Yuki-sama, there's no way—
[04:19] Yuki
    Just go on!
[04:21] Yuki
    Or we'll all end up out!
[04:22] Masaki
    Shigeyuki...
[04:24] Yuki
    And don't call me Shigeyuki!
[04:32] Yuki
    I'll take care of all of you.
[04:36] Yuki
    Get ready!
[04:43] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[04:44] Ichiko
    M-Masaki...
[04:47] Ichiko
    I'm bleeding!
[04:48] Masaki
    What?!
[04:49] Masaki
    First aid... We need first aid!
[04:54] Masaki
    What was that?
[04:57] Masaki
    Yuki?
SIGN    Please Stand By
SIGN    Please Stand By
[05:13] Ichiko
    They got Yuki-sama...
[05:14] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[05:18] Masaki
    What do we do?
[05:21] Ichiko
    It's fine.
[05:22] Ichiko
    A quick nap'll heal me right up.
[05:26] Ichiko
    Masaki.
[05:27] Masaki
    What is it?
[05:29] Ichiko
    The stream is going to end...
[05:32] Ichiko
    MayoPan is going to end!
[05:36] Ichiko
    I don't want that!
SIGN    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    taiyaki: still not back?
    Level-1200: Stop slacking
    mumu: if only live was here...
    G7I5N: Taking so long, I can't watch this
    Takowasa: Stop trying to buy time for views
    Flying Chicken: What's taking so long?
    Vending Machine: Did they get permission
    from the owner of this abandoned hospital?
    If they didn't...
[05:38] Ichiko
    After we all tried so hard...
[05:42] Ichiko
    After you came to Banpai Manor...
[05:45] Ichiko
    Everything's been so much fun.
[05:48] Ichiko
    That's... That's why...
[05:52] Ichiko
    All I wanted was for that to last.
[05:57] Ichiko
    Masaki...
[05:59] Ichiko
    MayoPan's...
[06:01] Masaki
    Ichiko? Ichiko!
[06:09] Masaki
    I'm the only one left now.
SIGN    coffee beans: not even funny
    Iron Deficiency: Your ideas blow, just quit now
    yani-yani: Stop streaming
    aieuo: Masakichi trying to rack up viewers
    Gen: Get on with it already. Don't keep us waiting
    Passion Exploitation: What happened to all that
    vampire stuff???
    taiyaki: boring
    Jelly-beans: Everyone! I saw a post saying
    the stream is over!!
    Praying Owl: Snoozefest, what a waste of time
    masa: this is all masakichi's fault
    rice on rice: she'll pay
    ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
    Stalemate Gamer: Awful stream.
    Give me my time back
    eeeeeeks: What a creep.
[06:25] Masaki
    This is...
[06:28] Masaki
    where I first met Live!
[06:32] Masaki
    Ah, damn it all!
[06:34] Masaki
    This is all Live's fault!
[06:36] Masaki
    Where the hell is she?!
SIGN    Images
SIGN    Title
    
    
    
    Please stand by
    
    
    
    For end of stream
[06:58] Masaki
    I swear...
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl
[07:02] Masaki
    "Oedo"...
[07:05] Masaki/Oedo
    "Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas?"
SIGN    Work: So many trolls lol
    energy: Please do something about this
    Lemon Sour: Is it coming back?
    
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one
    of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she
    gets stoked, it always ends in trouble
    
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she
    hasn't changed at all since the
    Hype-Sis days
[07:08] Oedo Girl
    Whenever she gets stoked,
    it always ends in trouble!
[07:11] Oedo Girl
    Hilarious how she hasn't changed
    at all since the Hype-Sis days!
[07:14] Masaki
    Huh?
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan?
[07:16] Oedo Girl
    So now she's ruining MayoPan?
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to turn things around
    for some real hype?
[07:18] Oedo Girl
    Oh, is she suddenly going to turn
    things around for some real hype?
[07:22] Masaki/Oedo
    "I can't wait!"
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao
[07:24] Masaki
    Huh?!
[07:25] Masaki
    What the hell's your deal?!
[07:27] Masaki
    I mean...
[07:28] (Flashback) Oedo Girl
    You're Masakichi-san, right?
[07:30] (Flashback) Oedo Girl
    I'm a huge fan!
[07:31] Masaki
    That's what you said!
[07:33] Masaki
    So why this?!
[07:34] Masaki
    What's even going through your head?!
[07:36] Masaki
    Do you know what I've gone through
    because of comments like yours?!
[07:40] Masaki
    Get a life, you goddamn idiot!
[07:47] Masaki
    Is she just having fun stirring the pot?
[07:52] Masaki
    Am I taking this way too seriously?
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she gets stoked, it always ends in trouble
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she hasn't changed
    at all since the Hype-Sis days
    Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan? lmao
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to
    turn things around for some real hype?
    Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao
    mumu: If Live was here...
SIGN    If the abuser wants to show her face, then go ahead
    I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In a lot...
    Go away scumbag
SIGN    thxbye: I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In...
    Asahitaro: Go away scumbag
    Momo: To tell you the truth, I don't hate Masakichi
    that much either...
    dedesuke: Masakichi on the run
     Masakichi on the run Masakichi
    on the run Masakichi on the run
    Masakichi on the run Masakichi on the run
    chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan
SIGN    chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan
[08:12] Masaki
    Sakura?
[08:19] Masaki
    Of course there are people out there
[08:22] Masaki
    who really hate me,
    as well as those having fun trolling.
[08:27] Masaki
    But there are also people who support me.
[08:30] Masaki
    A very small number, but still.
[08:33] Masaki
    No matter how much I try, I don't understand!
[08:36] Masaki
    I can't tell how any of these
    people feel about me!
[08:39] Masaki
    I never will, and when all's
    said and done, I'm scared!
[08:42] Masaki
    But one thing's for sure!
SIGN    watching now
SIGN    watching now
[08:45] Masaki
    Everyone's here to watch MayoPan.
[08:49] Masaki
    Our haters...
[08:51] Masaki
    and our supporters!
[08:54] Masaki
    So no matter what anyone thinks...
[08:57] Masaki
    I've gotta continue the stream!
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
[09:05] Masaki
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[09:07] Masaki
    Mayonaka Punch!
[09:08] Masaki
    Staff member Masakichi here!
[09:13] Masaki
    Yep.
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN    Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
[09:14] Masaki
    "How dare you show your face on camera?"
[09:16] Masaki
    You're absolutely right.
[09:18] Masaki
    However...
[09:19] Masaki
    However!
[09:20] Masaki
    I can't let this livestream end!
[09:24] Masaki
    I can't let this be the end for MayoPan!
[09:26] Masaki
    So I have a favor to ask you all!
[09:30] Masaki
    Let me join in on this game of tag.
[09:39] Masaki
    And so, I'm the only one left now!
[09:42] Masaki
    If they catch me,
    the stream will immediately end!
[09:45] Masaki
    But I won't lose!
[09:47] Masaki
    You may be surprised to hear
    that I'm pretty dang good at tag!
[09:52] Masaki
    Yes, that's right.
[09:53] Masaki
    I'm a nasty piece of work—
[09:55] Masaki
    What?
[10:01] Masaki
    I'm the one who made a
    huge mess of Hype-Sis.
[10:10] Masaki
    And I'm to blame for this as well!
[10:13] Masaki
    For saying such awful things to Live!
[10:15] Masaki
    So that's why...
[10:22] Masaki
    That's why Live, all of MayoPan,
    the Hype-Sis girls...
[10:27] Masaki
    and all of you watching
    deserve an apology from me.
[10:31] Masaki
    I'm really sorry!
[10:50] Masaki
    I know it's not something an apology will fix.
[10:54] Masaki
    Still, I don't want to say goodbye to MayoPan!
[10:59] Masaki
    If there's anyone out there who wants
    to show their support for MayoPan,
[11:03] Masaki
    spread the word about this stream!
[11:05] Masaki
    I, Masakichi, won't let myself
    be caught until Live shows up!
SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
[11:11] TSUMA-shi
    MayoPan's going all out as usual, I see.
[11:15] TSUMA-shi
    It's not much, but the least
    I can do is lend a hand.
SIGN    Send
SIGN    MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an
    interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!
    
    Mayonaka Punch @mayopan
    Good morning from the dead of night!
    Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3
[11:18] TSUMA-shi
    Bomber!
SIGN    TSUMA-shi @tsumashi
    MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an
    interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!
    
    Mayonaka Punch @mayopan
    Good morning from the dead of night!
    Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3
    
    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!
    No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
    NewTube
SIGN    watching now
[11:30] Masaki
    There's no way you're getting your hands on me!
[11:34] Masaki
    Catch me if you can!
[11:40] Masaki
    Sorry, Live.
[11:42] Masaki
    Ever since we met, you've
    always been thinking about me.
[11:46] Masaki
    That's why...
[11:47] Masaki
    I'll keep up this game of tag,
    even if I break my leg!
SIGN    Feudal Lord: Masakichi's doing better than...
SIGN    hipopo: Seriously, go away
    Cheese Naan: We don't need Masakichi, just find...
    ...cone: violent bitch kys kys
SIGN    Lonely Oedo Girl: Lol wow
    she's really running. Good luck~
SIGN    Remy: So intense lmao
    Claire: TSUMA-shi sent me here!
    Must be exhausting~ Good luck!!
    daniel: You're nobody, don't get cocky
SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
SIGN    cherry-blossoms: Masakichi, you can do it!!
    flapjack octopus: so much for the vampire stuff lmao
    Terrarium: TSUMA-shi recommended this stream...
    I'll be silently cheering you on!
SIGN    watching now
SIGN    hinoko: You're pretty athletic!! My opinion...
    Fork Devil: If Masakichi survives...
    Fu will be saved, so I'm on your side!
    
SIGN    ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~
    Boiled Tofu: What's entertaining about this stream?
    What's entertaining about this stream?
    What's entertaining about this stream?
[12:41] Masaki
    Give up already!
[12:49] Masaki
    This game's not over yet!
[12:53] Leader
    You've all lost.
[12:56] Leader
    Stop the stream.
[12:58] Masaki
    D-Don't move!
[13:00] Masaki
    If you come any closer...
[13:03] Leader
    Why did you decide to do it?
[13:05] Masaki
    What?
[13:07] Leader
    Why did you decide to be on camera?
[13:09] Masaki
    Huh?
[13:11] Masaki
    For MayoPan!
[13:12] Masaki
    Not to mention everyone watching!
[13:15] Masaki
    Listen up!
[13:15] Masaki
    If we reach a million subs,
    I want all of them back!
[13:18] Masaki
    And Banpai Manor—
[13:19] Leader
    No.
[13:22] Leader
    I'm asking about you.
[13:25] Masaki
    What are you talking about?
[13:27] Masaki
    That doesn't matter—
[13:28] Leader
    Answer me.
[13:29] Masaki
    Like I said, so MayoPan can live on.
[13:32] Masaki
    That's all it is.
[13:34] Masaki
    This may be an atrocious idea
    that doesn't make any sense,
[13:38] Masaki
    but they gave their all for it!
[13:40] Masaki
    That's why...
[13:42] Masaki
    Even though I know no one wants to watch me...
[13:45] Masaki
    Ah, never mind!
[13:46] Masaki
    Everyone, forget what I just said!
[13:48] Masaki
    Anyway, I'll do everything I can
    until Live comes back...
[13:52] Masaki
    Huh?
[13:53] Masaki
    No way.
SIGN    Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
    10k watching now
[13:57] Masaki
    When did all these people...
[14:02] Masaki
    In the end, I...
[14:05] Leader
    Let me ask you one more time.
[14:07] Leader
    Why did you decide to be on camera?
[14:11] Masaki
    I...
SIGN    Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
[14:20] Masaki
    I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?!
[14:24] Masaki
    Because... Because... Because...
[14:29] Masaki
    Because I want to, of course!
[14:41] Masaki
    The truth is, I want to feel wanted.
[14:45] Masaki
    Even now, I want them to enjoy watching me.
[14:48] Masaki
    But I know that's too much to ask.
[15:00] Masaki
    Live!
[15:01] Masaki
    You're watching this stream, aren't you?!
[15:03] Masaki
    I showed my face!
[15:04] Masaki
    I didn't run away this time!
[15:05] Masaki
    Did you forget our deal?!
[15:07] Masaki
    You promised me, didn't you?!
[15:09] Masaki
    To make a meal of me
    once we hit a million subs!
[15:12] Masaki
    So hurry up and show yourself already!
[15:17] Masaki
    I won't let myself be caught just yet!
[15:26] Masaki
    I'm not gonna make it.
[15:28] Masaki
    No, no, no!
[15:30] Masaki
    I'll make sure the stream goes on!
[15:32] Masaki
    I won't let it all end here!
[15:43] Live
    Gotcha.
[15:46] Live
    I'm here for you, Masaki.
[15:49] Masaki
    What took you so long?!
[15:51] Live
    Sorry.
[15:52] Masaki
    No, I was in the wrong.
[15:55] Masaki
    Live, I'm sorry for all
    the awful things I said.
[15:58] Live
    It's fine.
[16:00] Live
    I'm just glad I could hear it.
[16:03] Masaki
    Hear what?
[16:04] Live
    How you really felt.
[16:05] Live
    That you wanted to be in our videos.
[16:07] Masaki
    You knew already, didn't you?
[16:09] Masaki
    You're the vampire who knows me
    better than anyone else, after all.
[16:14] Live
    I wanted to hear you say it!
[16:16] Live
    So I'm really happy!
[16:18] Masaki
    Yeah.
[16:19] Masaki
    Huh?
[16:21] Masaki
    You're happy you heard me say it?
[16:24] Live
    Yep!
[16:26] Masaki
    Live, you heard us talking just now?
[16:30] Masaki
    Hey, wait a minute!
[16:32] Masaki
    Wait, that means...
[16:34] Masaki
    Huh? What?
[16:36] Masaki
    Huh?!
[16:38] Masaki
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[16:43] Kikka
    It went off without a hitch.
[16:44] Otomi
    What a relief.
[16:45] Fu
    Masakichi's back in action.
[16:47] Sidebrah
    The hunters were...
[16:48] Outlaw
    Us Outside Kids, and...
[16:51] Group
    Hype-Sis!
[16:54] Sidebrah
    Tokage-nee-san, your athletic skills
    are, like, totally out there!
[16:58] Tokage
    Whoo...
[16:59] Ichiko
    I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?
[17:01] Ichiko
    Because, because, because...
[17:03] Ichiko
    Because I want to, of course!
[17:10] Live
    Okay, everyone! All together now!
[17:13] Group
    You got pranked!
SIGN    You Got Pranked!
SIGN    You Got
    Pranked!!
SIGN    You Got
    Pranked!!
[17:19] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Impeccable timing, Mastamin-nee-san.
[17:22] Yuki
    Don't call me Mastamin-nee-san.
SIGN    "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?"
SIGN    "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?"
SIGN    You Got Pranked!
[17:24] Live
    Well, then...
[17:26] Live
    So sorry for making all of you worry!
[17:31] Live
    Man, I know, right?
[17:33] Live
    I didn't think it'd all work out this well!
[17:36] Live
    All righty, time to explain how it went down!
[17:39] Live
    Oh, hold that thought!
[17:41] Live
    Masakichi, why don't we—
[17:42] Masaki
    You bastard...
[17:44] Masaki
    Screw you!
[17:50] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[17:54] Masaki
    We sincerely apologize for putting on
    this preposterous stream.
[18:00] Live
    It all started when Masakichi ran out of
    the house, refusing to star in our videos,
[18:05] Live
    which was when I came up with this prank.
[18:08] Live
    We'll explain all the nitty-gritty
    details later in a separate video.
[18:12] Live
    Huh? Vampires?
[18:13] Live
    Of course there's no such thing!
[18:15] Masaki
    Anyway!
[18:16] Masaki
    We're really...
[18:17] Group
    Very sorry about what we did!
[18:23] Masaki
    You got all of them involved.
[18:25] Masaki
    Wait, if it was you under this mask,
[18:28] Masaki
    were you the one who attacked our car?
[18:30] Fu
    Th-That was me.
[18:32] Fu
    I immediately changed my outfit
    to meet up with you.
[18:35] Masaki
    What about Banpai Manor?
[18:36] Live
    Just normal repairs!
[18:38] Masaki
    For a house that might get torn down?
[18:40] Masaki
    What about Ai-san, then?
[18:42] Tokage
    I came up with that one!
[18:44] Tokage
    Changing one letter in Live gives you Love!
[18:47] Tokage
    That's what "Ai" means!
SIGN    Ai
[18:50] Masaki
    So the part about Live remembering
    what happened twenty years ago...
[18:54] Live
    Oh, that part's true!
[18:55] Masaki
    What?
[18:56] Live
    Man, the two of us really are
    fated to be together!
[19:00] Masaki
    Huh?!
[19:02] Live
    Don't worry about it.
[19:03] Live
    Well, then... Once again,
    let's aim for one million!
[19:06] Live
    We have one month left!
[19:08] Masaki
    Oh, right.
[19:10] Masaki
    Today being the deadline was a lie as well.
[19:11] Live
    Once we reach it, I can go ahead, right?
[19:14] Masaki
    What?
[19:14] Live
    I can make a meal of you, right?
[19:17] Masaki
    That's null and void now.
[19:18] Live
    What?!
[20:46] Yuki
    We're truly, truly sorry
    about our past livestream!
[20:50] Mother
    Not you too, Shigeyuki.
[20:53] Yuki
    Oh, but it's all okay!
[20:54] Yuki
    Not a single person who watched
    believes that vampires exist!
SIGN    Right?
[20:58] Yuki
    Right? Right?
SIGN    Right?
[21:03] Mother
    It seems this served as a good
    opportunity for that human, Masaki.
[21:08] Yuki
    Y-Yes!
[21:09] Yuki
    I have to say, the bonds between
    Live and Masaki are strong indeed!
[21:13] Mother
    They certainly are.
[21:19] (Flashback) Live
    Agh! I'm sick and tired of being a vampire!
[21:22] (Flashback) Live
    What's wrong with going out during the day?!
[21:34] (Flashback) Live
    I-I'm done for...
[21:36] (Flashback) Masaki
    Huh?
[21:39] (Flashback) Masaki
    A talking bat.
[21:42] (Flashback) Masaki
    Are you okay?
[21:44] (Flashback) Live
    L-Let me have some blood!
[21:46] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
[21:49] (Flashback) Masaki
    Here.
[21:51] (Flashback) Live
    Time to dig in!
SIGN    Chomp!!
[21:54] (Flashback) Masaki
    Ow!
[21:55] (Flashback) Masaki
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[21:56] (Flashback) Masaki
    Go away, you dumb bat!
[22:00] Masaki
    It hurts!
[22:00] (Flashback) Masaki's Mom
    Are you okay, Masaki-chan?
[22:02] Mother
    She saved Live's life, after all.
[22:05] Yuki
    So that's why she can't forget that taste?
[22:09] Yuki
    Well, she ended up sleeping
    for twenty years after that.
[22:12] Ichiko
    We're home!
[22:14] Fu
    Tokage-san, you can park the car over there.
[22:16] Tokage
    Sheesh, why's it my job...
[22:20] Live
    Masaki...
[22:22] Live
    I'm sorry! I mean it, really!
[22:24] Live
    But you know, that prank was
    my way of showing how much I care!
[22:28] Masaki
    Well, I don't know...
[22:29] Live
    I'll work even harder on
    our videos starting tomorrow!
[22:32] Live
    I'll make sure we hit a million subs!
[22:35] Live
    So our deal about your blood...
[22:37] Masaki
    Ah, sure, fine.
[22:39] Masaki
    I'll consider it.
[22:44] Live
    No backsies, okay?!
[22:45] Live
    Let's go shoot a video together right now!
[22:47] Masaki
    Hey!
[22:49] Ichiko
    What are you two ditching for?!
[23:00] Masaki
    Hey, Live!
[23:02] Masaki
    Can you slow it down a bit?!
[23:04] Live
    Masaki, thanks.
[23:06] Masaki
    Huh? For what?
[23:07] Live
    For teaching us all about videos.
[23:11] Live
    And bringing us out into the world
    from the darkness.
[23:17] Masaki
    You did the same for me.
[23:22] Live
    All right!
[23:23] Live
    Here we go!
[23:32] Group
    Good morning from the dead of night!