Season 1
- E1 - The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
- E2 - Starting a Channel! Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
- E3 - A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE
- E4 - The Star of the Next Video is Who?
- E5 - Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
- E6 - Ichiko's Wish
- E7 - Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
- E8 - Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
- E9 - Welcome. This Is Your Family Home Now!
- E10 - Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
- E11 - Announcement: Gone Missing
- E12 - The Last Live Stream
E1 - The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
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[01:33] Masaki
NewTube.
[01:35] Masaki
Every minute, it sees hundreds
of hours of video uploaded,
[01:39] Masaki
as well as hundreds of thousands
of hours of video watched,
[01:42] Masaki
making it the world's most-visited website.
SIGN Katsudon: It's almost time
ohashi: gg masakichi
Hibiscus: Are you two okay?
Don't push yourselves
Chachamaru: Hellooo
nemo: hey
kkkk0302: yo losers
imhungry: Masakichi's done for!
Masakichi's done for!
Masakichi's done for!
Ishibashi T. Wataru: Man up and step down
Gakkey: What happened?
Sparkling ° Chondroitin: kikka a cute
Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.
How about I punch you too??
lol lmao: apology stream yessssss
Vitamin B2: Unforgivable
Kai10: Are you two okay...?
[01:46] Masaki
These comments, I swear...
SIGN Hype-Sis
Urgent Announcement
[01:48] Masaki
Utter trash.
[01:50] Masaki
What do they know?!
[01:53] Kikka
To all of you who continue to
support us, thank you so much.
[01:58] Kikka
Today, we have an announcement to make.
[02:01] Kikka
First, regarding the past several videos,
[02:04] Kikka
we would like to apologize for
any discomfort they may have caused.
[02:09] Kikka
To set things right, we've decided
to let Masakichi go as a member.
[02:14] Otomi
She's been making videos with us
since high school,
[02:17] Otomi
so we wanted to keep her on if possible,
SIGN Breaking: Masakichi fired Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful. Are you two okay? It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense Avocado: No one likes Masakichi anyway, so who cares? pui: lol fired lmao Black-Hearted Kurosuke: The videos were hard to watch. I sincerely hope this leads to the best for all three of you. Antinomy: Masakichi ruins the videos. I hate seeing her. smooth finish: show her face already
[02:21] Otomi
but the truth is that we haven't been
on good terms for some time now.
[02:25] Kikka
From frustration about not getting views,
[02:27] Kikka
to complaints about the content of our videos
[02:29] Kikka
and differences in enthusiasm levels...
[02:31] Kikka
We had our fair share of arguments,
[02:33] Kikka
followed by her violent outburst
the other day during our livestream...
[02:37] Masaki
So what?
[02:38] Masaki
It's all my fault now?
[02:40] Kikka
...and the toxic posts
discovered on her alt after that.
SIGN stinger @chikchik_m3k
She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal? Stop playing the victim... So annoying
stinger @chikchik_m3k
You seriously can't even do this? So useless
stinger @chikchik_m3k
God they're so needy
[02:43] Kikka
We want everyone to enjoy watching
the Hyped-Up Sisters channel,
[02:48] Kikka
so we can't overlook these actions
from one of our members.
[02:51] Masaki
Screw you!
SIGN Re: She crossed the line there
JO: true lol
I quit: Bye masakichi
Yasu: Yeah figures
apple: so long
Wrinkled dress shirt: well duh
jiji: Right move
Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt
human: violent bitch die die die die die
edamame: i hope you never change otomin
ky: Cut it out already
Iburi Gakko Enthusiast: I know it won't be easy
going forward, but I'm rooting for you!
gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi
Eye Drops: Go away loser
bom777: ggwp
Ma: Why are you two apologizing?
tasteless odorless: You might be better off
going your separate ways.
[02:55] Masaki
No way...
[02:55] Otomi
After getting together as a group to
discuss these incidents and our next steps,
[02:57] Masaki
The haters are the ones to blame here!
[02:59] Masaki
I did nothing wrong!
[03:00] Otomi
the two of us and Masakichi
have decided to go our separate ways.
[03:05] Otomi
If all of you watching
can find it to forgive us,
[03:07] Masaki
What?!
[03:08] Otomi
we would like to continue Hype-Sis with
just the two of us, Otomin and Kicchomu.
[03:09] Masaki
You're the ones who made that decision for me!
[03:14] Kikka
We would like to take this
opportunity to make a fresh start,
[03:17] Kikka
and focus on diligently making videos
that all of our viewers can enjoy.
[03:23] Otomi
As the new and reborn Hyped-Up Sisters,
[03:26] Otomi
we'll do our best to hit the goal Masakichi had set
[03:28] Otomi
of reaching one million channel subscribers.
[03:32] Kikka
Finally, please continue to support us—
SIGN The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
SIGN One Moment, Please
[03:43] Kikka
Now you've made another mess.
[03:46] Otomi
That's a lot of comments.
[03:48] Masaki
Man, looks like you racked up a ton of hits.
[03:52] Kikka
All thanks to you.
[03:54] Masaki
You're welcome.
[03:56] Masaki
Also, a million subs?
[03:58] Masaki
No way!
[03:59] Masaki
No one will stick around once I'm gone.
[04:01] Kikka
We won't let them slip away.
[04:02] Kikka
We'll keep growing our numbers.
[04:05] Masaki
But I'm the one who came up
with all our video ideas!
[04:08] Kikka
You just wanted to call all the shots.
[04:10] Masaki
I was the one who filmed and edited—
[04:12] Otomi
We'll do what we can!
[04:14] Otomi
Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
if we hire someone new!
[04:18] Kikka
We're going to start the stream again.
Will you join us?
[04:21] Kikka
Well, not like anyone wants
to see a violent bitch like you.
[04:26] Masaki
No way!
[04:27] Masaki
Hey, there! Masakichi here!
[04:31] Masaki
I've decided to start a solo channel!
[04:34] Masaki
This channel will be for videos of
all the things I really wanted to do!
[04:35] Masaki
The comments are a war zone!
[04:37] Masaki
Yes, yes!
SIGN tommy: Have you ever considered how
the two Hype-Sis members must feel?
Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
Tangerine Jelly: Please don't upload any more videos
yamamomo: Are you really taking this attitude
after punching someone? You can't just pretend it
didn't happen, so please apologize to the other two
and give us fans a proper explanation.
merorin: why the hell would you start a solo channel
Milk Tea: All she thinks about is herself.
She doesn't care at all how the fans feel.
SE: A 10 min video yapping about herself
and zero apologies lmao
otooto: The stuff about recent gripes is w/e,
but I can't forgive you for punching Otomin.
[04:38] Masaki
I'll get everyone talking
and blow those two out of the water!
[04:38] Masaki
All the ideas that wouldn't have
flown before are fair game now!
SIGN Rice: she doesn't regret anything she did
aa: So this is what Masakichi is really like..
tomtom: Seriously messed up as a person
Shrimp: Think about the other two a little
amebaaaaaaaa: Nice sockpuppet
sdsjkfha: Please. Just quit already.
The Great Acorn: Turns out Masakichi's
willing to do whatever it takes
for her own success.
[04:43] Masaki
Please support the channel,
like, and subscribe!
[04:47] Masaki
This is your chance to witness a legend!
[04:54] Masaki
What, really?
[04:55] Masaki
Not even one positive comment?
[05:00] Masaki
This isn't good!
[05:01] Masaki
Damage control, damage control!
SIGN Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
[05:03] Masaki
"Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!"
SIGN Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
SIGN Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
[05:05] Masaki
"You have my support!"
SIGN Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
SIGN Daifuku Mochi: Who are you going to punch next??
Seltzer Water: Don't be so full of yourself. You're not even cute.
AT: Support? That's gotta be her posting lol
hypehype: Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
You have my support!
tommy: Have you ever considered how the
two Hype-Sis members must feel?
Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
[05:12] Masaki
No more!
[05:12] Masaki
I'm not looking!
[05:13] Masaki
Say what you want!
SIGN nanamichan: I haven't seen all of Hype-Sis's videos,
but I can't support Masakichi-san anymore.
rice on rice: What's with the heel turn?
Hojicha Ice Cream: She's got a talent for offending people
MIU: So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute,
funny girl with a good personality.
chopsticks: Was starting a solo channel
really your highest priority here?
SIGN She's got a talent for offending people
SIGN So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute, funny girl
with a good personality.
SIGN Was starting a solo channel really your highest priority here?
[05:25] Masaki
Yeah, maybe I should have started
with an apology video.
SIGN Sorry
SIGN Sorry
[05:32] Masaki
There.
[05:43] (Flashback) Kikka
Not like anyone wants to see
a violent bitch like you.
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
if we hire someone new!
[06:04] Masaki
That's it!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Masakichi @masakichi_1111
I'm thinking about starting a new channel.
Looking for anyone who wants to join!!
If you're interested, please send me a message.
#Masakichi #RecruitingNewMembers #NewTube
[06:07] Masaki
Here we go!
[06:09] Masaki
Time for a casting call!
SIGN Banpai Manor
SIGN Go ahead...
Make a meal of me
SIGN Go ahead...
Make a meal of me
[06:44] Live
I can't think straight,
and it's driving me wild!
[06:47] Live
I'm at my limit!
[06:50] Live
Time to dig in!
[06:54] Live
Hot!
[06:56] Live
I'm on fire!
[06:57] Live
My hand! My hand!
[07:02] Live
Hot, hot, hot!
[07:03] Ichiko
Pipe down, will you?
[07:04] Ichiko
Do you know what time it is?
[07:08] Ichiko
Live-sama!
[07:15] Live
Hey, Ichiko.
[07:17] Live
You almost turned me to ashes.
[07:19] Live
Don't open the curtains in a vampire's room.
[07:22] Ichiko
I forgot to close them after cleaning.
[07:25] Ichiko
More importantly, I'm happy
to see you're finally awake!
[07:28] Live
Huh?
[07:31] Live
I'm going back to sleep, though.
[07:33] Live
Back to my dream to...
[07:34] Ichiko
You can't be serious!
[07:36] Ichiko
I've been worried sick these last twenty years!
[07:39] Live
Did you say twenty years?
[07:41] Ichiko
I sure did!
[07:42] Ichiko
It was a royal pain watching
you sleep this whole time!
[07:46] Live
If I was sleeping for twenty years,
why'd I get interrupted at the best part?
[07:50] Ichiko
I will say, you really are
my savior, Live-sama!
[07:54] Live
Huh? Your savior?
SIGN Thud!
[07:57] Ichiko
Take a look at this!
[08:02] Live
What're all these?
SIGN Pay us back
SIGN Collection Letter
SIGN Collection Letter
[08:02] [SONG] Sign
Pay back what you owe
[08:02] [SONG] Sign
Pay back what you owe
[08:03] Ichiko
Collation letters.
[08:05] Live
Collection letters.
[08:06] Ichiko
I've been working my butt off to look after
Banpai Manor these past twenty years.
[08:11] Ichiko
But the debt just keeps piling up.
[08:14] Live
Wait, debt? How?
[08:17] Ichiko
I started trading stocks.
[08:19] Live
What? You of all people?
[08:20] Ichiko
Yes!
[08:21] Ichiko
I invested all over. Futures trading.
[08:24] Ichiko
I'm staying ahead of the game!
[08:26] Live
How can someone who can't read
the word "collection" even trade stocks?
[08:31] Ichiko
I consulted videos from
stock market experts, you know.
[08:35] Ichiko
They promised I'd rake in the cash
if I did as they said!
SIGN Save up ¥10 million
Investing in Stocks
Tips & Tricks
SIGN Stocks
Guaranteed not to fail
SIGN The Hype-Sis Scandal
in 3 Minutes!!
[08:38] Live
Videos?
[08:39] Live
What's this rectangular slab?
[08:41] Ichiko
It's called a smartphone.
[08:45] Live
Hold it right there!
SIGN The Hype-Sis Scandal
in 3 Minutes!!
[08:54] Live
Now this is a wild turn of events!
SIGN Rental Space
Masakichi Channel
New Member Auditions
Conference Room B
[09:01] Masaki
Thank you for your application.
SIGN Masakichi New Channel
Member Interviews
[09:05] Masaki
Um...
[09:06] Mob A
Yay.
[09:07] Mob A
Without further ado...
[09:08] Mob A
I snuck into an interview for the disgraced
NewTuber Masakichi's new member auditions.
[09:14] Mob A
No lies. I'm really here.
[09:16] Masaki
Um...
[09:16] Mob A
But man, right before me
is Little Miss Canceled herself!
[09:22] Masaki
Um, if you were to join as a member...
[09:24] Mob A
Oh, I'm not here to join.
[09:26] Mob A
Hey, do you mind if I upload
this video to my channel?
[09:29] Masaki
Please leave.
[09:31] Masaki
What a relief.
[09:32] Masaki
He looks a lot more serious!
[09:34] Masaki
Um, if you were to join as a member...
[09:36] Mob B
Ah, could I ask you a question first?
[09:39] Masaki
Huh? Yeah, sure.
[09:40] Masaki
Go ahead.
[09:41] Mob B
Do you have anything you'd like to say
to the two current members of Hype-Sis?
[09:45] Masaki
Huh?
[09:46] Masaki
Well, um... Not really.
[09:48] Mob B
You must be angry, having to leave by yourself.
[09:51] Mob B
They were bad-mouthing you
on yesterday's stream, as well.
[09:55] Masaki
Those jerks...
[09:56] Masaki
I mean, in the first place...
[10:00] Masaki
Is that thing recording?
[10:04] Masaki
Please leave.
[10:06] Mob C
My little brother is very ill,
and he's a fan of yours.
[10:11] Masaki
Oh, really?
[10:13] Masaki
Then why don't we...
SIGN You Got Pranked
[10:14] Mob C
Just kidding!
[10:15] Masaki
Get out!
[10:21] Mob D
Please! Let me taste that punch of yours!
[10:25] Woman
We're here to celebrate
our third day as a couple!
[10:27] Masaki
Break up.
[10:28] Salesman
Find happiness with these products!
[10:29] Masaki
Take that!
[10:30] Masaki
A mascot suit?!
[10:31] Masaki
How?!
[10:36] Drunk
Where am I?
[10:39] Masaki
Hell.
[10:40] Drunk
All right, time to come back to life!
[10:43] Masaki
Guess it makes sense.
[10:44] Masaki
The only people who would come are trolls.
SIGN Miyama VS Hirata @miyamavshirata
Looks like all she cares about is getting hits.
So desperate for attention, it makes me sick.
HSHS @HSHSHSHS
no one's gonna join your
awful despotic channel lmao
runrunboy @runrunboy
I'm a veteran Hype-Sis fan, and the videos
Masakichi planned have way less hits.
Now I realize her personality must be
why she can't come up with any decent ideas.
Hot Chili Pepper @hotchilipepper
The nerve to punch someone, never apologize,
and now recruit new members. Zero common sense.
shuu @shuu27
maybe i should go laugh at her.
and expose her as a disgrace.
1234go @1234go
Why don't you start by saying sorry?
[10:54] Masaki
Maybe I'll go get a drink.
SIGN You have a message from Live.
We've been brought together by fate.
My heart races thinking about you...
[11:01] Live
Man, this is amazing! And convenient!
[11:05] Live
You can do anything on this thing!
[11:08] Ichiko
Live-sama, you drank all of our blood rations?!
[11:12] Live
Sorry, sorry.
[11:13] Live
I haven't had blood in twenty years!
[11:15] Live
Now then, did she reply to my DM?
[11:18] Live
Nothing yet?!
[11:20] Ichiko
I haven't had a drop to drink today...
[11:22] Live
Can you believe it, though?!
[11:24] Live
The girl from my dream exists in real life!
[11:27] Live
So her name's Masakichi-chan!
SIGN The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!!
[11:29] Live
Wait, hold on!
[11:30] Live
Was it a prophetic dream?
[11:31] Live
Did I have that power?
[11:33] Live
I'm totally unstoppable!
[11:35] Ichiko
Live-sama is lost in her thoughts.
[11:37] Ichiko
She must be coming up
with a way to pay off my debts!
[11:41] Ichiko
I love you, Live-sama!
[11:42] Live
Ah, I can't wait to suck
Masakichi-chan's blood!
[11:45] Live
Just slurp it all up!
[11:46] Ichiko
She's racking her brains, all for my sake!
[11:48] Ichiko
Could Live-sama be in love with me?
[11:53] Collector A
Hey! Give us our money!
[11:56] Ichiko
Fear not!
[11:57] Ichiko
I won't let anyone
disturb Live-sama's thoughts!
[11:59] Live
I can't just go in for a big bite, right?
[12:02] Live
We need to get to know each other first...
[12:04] Live
But can I really hold myself back?
[12:06] Live
I guess we should start with greetings.
[12:08] Live
Oh, but we've already met in my dream.
[12:10] Live
Wait a second!
[12:11] Live
Could it be that I've shown up
in her dreams, too?!
[12:15] Live
Ugh!
[12:15] Live
Just thinking about it is too much!
[12:20] Live
Huh?
[12:22] Live
Ichiko?
[12:27] Collector A
Hey, are you okay?
[12:28] Collector
Damn it, where'd she go?
[12:31] Ichiko
I can't cause trouble for Live-sama!
[12:33] Ichiko
Die.
[12:38] Collector A
What the hell? Huh?
[12:40] Ichiko
I'm so low on blood,
I can't even lift a finger...
[12:44] Collector A
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[12:46] Collector A
Are you okay?
SIGN Wahhh
[12:48] Ichiko
You're going to burn me alive and
turn me into smoked meat, aren't you?!
[12:51] Ichiko
Please don't!
[12:53] Ichiko
I pair well with anything except garlic chips!
[12:57] Collector A
Who the hell are you?!
[13:04] Ichiko
Ah, Live-sama...
[13:08] Ichiko
You came to save me.
[13:13] Waitress
Miss! Miss!
[13:18] Waitress
Excuse me...
[13:21] Masaki
Another shochu on the rocks!
[13:23] Waitress
We're about to close for the night.
[13:27] Masaki
I don't want to lose to them.
[13:29] Masaki
You know, I was the one who suggested
the three of us start making videos!
[13:33] Waitress
Huh, what?
[13:35] Waitress
Look, we're closing—
[13:37] Masaki
So why?
[13:37] Masaki
Why?!
[13:39] Masaki
Why am I the one getting kicked out?!
[13:42] Waitress
Ma'am, we're closing—
[13:43] Masaki
I heard you the first time!
[13:45] Masaki
Also, the auditions today...
[13:47] Waitress
Hey.
[13:48] Waitress
You're Masakichi-san from
Hyped-Up Sisters, aren't you?
[13:53] Waitress
Don't start causing trouble
for people in real life, too.
[13:56] Masaki
Ah, yes.
[13:58] Masaki
Sorry...
[14:00] Masaki
What the hell's her deal?
[14:03] Masaki
All anyone does is try and kick me out.
[14:06] Masaki
It's people like them
shitposting in my replies.
[14:09] Masaki
Drop dead!
[14:11] Masaki
Ugh, I'm totally wasted.
[14:15] Masaki
But there's no way
I'm going back to that house.
[14:25] Masaki
An abandoned hospital...
[14:27] Masaki
Haunted spots...
[14:30] Masaki
The first video of ours that went viral...
[14:34] Group
Hey, there!
[14:36] Group
Today on Hype-Sis...
[14:38] Group
We're visiting an abandoned hospital!
SIGN Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
[14:41] Masaki
That's right! We received
special permission for today
[14:44] Masaki
to shoot a video at the abandoned
hospital that's said to be haunted!
SIGN Thank you for giving us permission!!
[14:49] Masaki
Okay, let's go ahead and take a look!
[14:57] Masaki
Masakichi Channel!
[14:58] Masaki
I'm here at an abandoned hospital!
[15:01] Masaki
...tal!
[15:06] Masaki
S-So empty...
[15:08] Masaki
There, there.
[15:09] Masaki
I just need to get a viral video.
[15:11] Masaki
C'mon! I can take on any ghosts or whatever!
[15:23] Masaki
It's too dark to see very well.
[15:26] Masaki
Now then, where's our ghost—
[15:28] Masaki
So cold! Where'd that water come from?!
[15:31] Masaki
Gross. Really?
[15:35] Masaki
Ow!
[15:43] (Flashback) Masaki
What the hell am I doing?
[15:48] (Flashback) Masaki
Wait, I see something here.
[15:51] (Flashback) Otomi
What? A real ghost?
[15:53] (Flashback) Masaki
Look, here.
[15:54] (Flashback) Otomi
Huh? Let me see.
[15:55] (Flashback) Kikka
Nah, that's just a reflection.
[15:57] (Flashback) Otomi
C'mon, let's hurry up and go further in!
[16:00] (Flashback) Kikka
Yeah, sure.
[16:01] (Flashback) Masaki
I swear.
[16:02] (Flashback) Masaki
Can't you act a little more
scared for the camera?
[16:05] Group
Sorry, sorry.
[16:12] Masaki
I'm all alone.
[16:15] Masaki
I just wanted to have fun and get
lots of people to watch our videos.
[16:19] Masaki
That's the reason I worked so hard.
[16:22] Masaki
But it's all gone now.
[16:26] Live
I can't believe Ichiko let
our blood supply run out.
[16:31] Live
Of course I'm the one who drank it.
[16:33] Live
Why isn't there any blood in this hospital?
[16:37] Live
Wait, why's this place so empty?
[16:38] Live
And dark, to boot.
[16:43] Live
Must have closed down.
[16:45] Live
Man, really?!
[16:47] Live
This place was packed twenty years ago!
[16:52] Live
Wh-What?
[16:53] Live
I just caught a whiff of
some really tasty blood!
[16:56] Live
Oh, man, no way! Really?!
[16:58] Masaki
What's going on?
[17:00] Live
My entire body's about to go crazy.
[17:12] Live
Found you.
[17:19] Live
H-Hey, you're Masakichi-san, right?
[17:23] Live
Nice to meet you.
[17:25] Live
I'm... Live.
[17:28] Live
U-Um, could it be that you've been
dreaming about me, too?
[17:35] Masaki
What kind of question is that?!
[17:37] Live**
Have you?!
[17:39] Masaki
I need...
[17:40] Masaki
I need to say something...
[17:43] Masaki
D-Do you mind if I use the bathroom?
[17:46] Live
Ugh, I love your voice, too!
[17:49] Live
I can't do it!
[17:50] Live
I'm about to lose all control!
[17:53] Masaki
The bathroom...
[17:54] Live
I... want you!
[17:57] Masaki
Nope, sorry!
[18:03] Masaki
What's with her?
[18:03] Masaki
None of this makes any sense!
[18:05] Live
Wait up!
[18:07] Live
First, let's get to know each other!
[18:10] Masaki
She's gonna get me!
[18:15] Live
Hey!
[18:17] Live
Don't change directions so quickly!
[18:20] Masaki
Something's obviously weird about her!
[18:22] Masaki
Is she...
[18:23] Masaki
Could she be...
[18:24] Live
Let me suck your blood!
[18:26] Masaki
She's got to be a vampire!
[18:40] Masaki
Stay back!
[18:43] Live
Huh? Spaciu—
[18:45] Masaki
It's a cross!
[18:48] Masaki
If you come any closer...
[18:50] Live
That's dangerous.
[18:51] Masaki
Go away!
[18:52] Masaki
Once you're gone, I'll come down!
[18:54] Live
Okay, okay!
[18:55] Live
Just one bite!
[18:56] Live
You can spare just one, right?
[18:58] Masaki
Don't say it like you're bumming a cig!
[19:00] Masaki
What in the world are you?!
[19:02] Live
It's dangerous, so come down.
[19:03] Masaki
Go away!
[19:04] Live
Not happening.
[19:05] Live
I know!
[19:08] Live
Look at this!
[19:10] Live
You know, I saw this video...
SIGN The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!!
[19:13] Live
This is you, right?
[19:15] (Flashback) Otomi
Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
if we hire someone new!
[19:16] Mob A
Yay.
[19:17] Waitress
Don't start causing trouble
for people in real life, too.
[19:19] (Flashback) Kikka
Not like anyone wants to see
a violent bitch like you.
[19:21] Masaki
Shut up!
[19:23] Masaki
I don't care about any of that anymore!
[19:25] Masaki
No one...
[19:27] Masaki
No one... needs me anymore!
[19:32] Masaki
That's why...
[19:33] Live
I need you.
[19:36] Live
I've hit the jackpot with your blood.
[19:39] Live
It's legit one of a kind.
[19:47] Masaki
It's over.
[19:49] Masaki
I'm dead.
[19:52] Masaki
That's fine.
[19:53] Masaki
I'm so tired, anyway.
[19:57] Masaki
What?
[20:06] Live
I told you it was dangerous.
[20:08] Live
Gotcha!
[20:19] Live
Well?
[20:20] Live
Being caught's not so bad, huh?
[20:22] Masaki
Wow, I'm flying!
[20:25] Masaki
This is out of this world!
[20:45] Live
There!
SIGN Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[21:05] Live
A-Are you okay?
[21:07] Masaki
Yeah, I'm fine.
[21:10] Masaki
Man, that was a blast!
[21:13] Masaki
Hey!
[21:14] Masaki
You want my blood, right?
[21:16] Masaki
How about this?
[21:22] Masaki
Can you help me out?
[21:24] Masaki
What?
[21:25] Masaki
Star in my videos.
[21:27] Masaki
If you do, I can make videos
that no one's seen before!
[21:33] Masaki
I bet I could reach a million
subscribers in no time!
[21:36] Masaki
That's why...
[21:37] Masaki
That's why!
[21:40] Masaki
I want you to join me!
[21:43] Masaki
In exchange, once we hit a million subs...
[21:47] Masaki
Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
SIGN Live
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
I'm Masaki!
[23:26] Live
Live here!
[23:26] Masaki
Here we go!
[23:27] Masaki
We'll make a vampire channel like none other!
[23:28] Live
Let's go!
[23:29] Masaki
We'll show those two jerks what's what!
SIGN Jerk #1
SIGN Jerk #2
[23:31] Live
By the way, what's a "channel"?
[23:32] Masaki
For real?
[23:32] Live
For real.
[23:33] Masaki
For real, huh?
[23:34] Group
Next time: "Starting a Channel!
Good Morning from the Dead of Night!"
SIGN Starting a Channel!
Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
[23:37] Masaki
Make sure you hit that like and subscribe!
E2 - Starting a Channel! Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:06] Masaki
My bedroom...
[00:14] Masaki
What the hell did I...
[00:16] (Flashback) Masaki
Star in my videos.
[00:18] (Flashback) Masaki
If you do, I can make videos
that no one's seen before!
[00:23] (Flashback) Masaki
I bet I could reach a million
subscribers in no time!
[00:27] (Flashback) Masaki
That's why...
[00:28] (Flashback) Masaki
I want you to join me!
[00:31] (Flashback) Masaki
In exchange, once we hit a million subs...
[00:35] (Flashback) Masaki
Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
[00:46] (Flashback) Live
Are you all right?
[00:50] (Flashback) Live
Let's get you to my place.
[00:55] (Flashback) Live
Here we are.
[01:00] (Flashback) Live
Oh, you're awake?
[01:02] (Flashback) Live
Can you stand? And walk?
[01:04] (Flashback) Masaki
I'm totally fine!
[01:09] (Flashback) Masaki
Hey, there!
[01:11] (Flashback) Masaki
That green hair is so sick!
[01:14] Live
She looks so tasty!
[01:16] Live
I think I'm about to lose it!
[01:18] Live
Wanna drink her up so bad, so bad,
so bad, so bad, so bad, so bad!
[01:21] (Flashback) Live
Ichiko!
[01:22] (Flashback) Live
Do we have any open rooms—
[01:25] (Flashback) Live
Fu?
[01:27] (Flashback) Fu
L-Live-sama.
[01:28] (Flashback) Fu
It's awful.
[01:30] (Flashback) Fu
Ichiko-chan reverted to a bat
from blood deprivation!
[01:33] (Flashback) Ichiko
It's okay, Fu.
[01:35] (Flashback) Ichiko
Live-sama went off to go find blood for me.
[01:40] (Flashback) Live
Oh, no! It totally slipped my mind!
[01:43] (Flashback) Masaki
Ah! A talking bat!
SIGN Whoo
[01:46] (Flashback) Masaki
I'll give you blood, so let me
get you on camera later!
[01:48] (Flashback) Masaki
Go on. Eat up.
[01:51] (Flashback) Ichiko
Don't mind if I do!
SIGN Chomp!!
[01:53] (Flashback) Masaki
Hey, that freakin' hurts!
[01:55] (Flashback) Masaki
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[01:56] (Flashback) Masaki
That's enough!
[01:58] (Flashback) Masaki
I said that's enough!
[02:02] (Flashback) Ichiko
I'm back in action!
[02:04] (Flashback) Masaki
Impressive.
[02:06] (Flashback) Live
Ichiko!
[02:07] (Flashback) Live
Why do you get to taste her first?!
[02:10] (Flashback) Masaki
You're so angry!
[02:12] (Flashback) Live
M-Me too!
[02:13] (Flashback) Live
Hey, me too!
[02:15] (Flashback) Masaki
We made a promise.
[02:16] (Flashback) Live
But Ichiko just got to...
[02:18] (Flashback) Masaki
Don't worry.
[02:19] (Flashback) Live
Huh?
[02:19] (Flashback) Masaki
If we hit a million subs for our channel,
[02:22] (Flashback) Masaki
you can suck me bone-dry!
[02:26] Masaki
I made one hell of a promise!
[02:28] Masaki
What now?
[02:29] Masaki
Wait, hold on.
[02:30] Masaki
Thinking about it, can you even
take videos of vampires?
[02:34] Masaki
Or, well, did any of that really happen?
[02:38] Masaki
I need water.
[02:40] Kikka
What about all this equipment?
[02:42] Otomi
Shouldn't we talk it over with Masaki?
[02:44] Kikka
I bet she doesn't even need it anymore.
[02:46] Otomi
Maybe not.
SIGN Garlic Paste
SIGN Garlic Paste
[02:52] Kikka
Masaki.
[02:54] Masaki
What?
[02:56] Kikka
We've decided to move out.
[02:58] Masaki
Huh? Wait...
[02:59] Otomi
We're pulling out all the
stops to step things up!
[03:02] Masaki
Step...
[03:04] Masaki
Huh...
[03:05] Masaki
See ya.
SIGN Starting a Channel!
Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
SIGN Live's house <3
SIGN Take first crossing
SIGN Train station
[04:44] Masaki
Is this really the right place?
[04:51] Masaki
There's nothing out here.
[04:54] Masaki
It's like a nature trail.
[05:00] Masaki
Is that it?
[05:02] Live
Welcome to Banpai Manor!
[05:05] Live
Once again, I'm Live.
[05:07] Live
She's Ichiko!
[05:08] Ichiko
Live-sama's wish is my command!
I'll give it all I've got!
[05:12] Live
And this is Fu.
[05:13] Fu
I-I...
[05:14] Ichiko
Fu's a bit shy, but I'll see
to it that she does her part!
[05:20] Fu
I'll do my part.
[05:21] Masaki
Nice to meet you.
[05:22] Fu
A-Are you sure about this?
[05:25] Fu
A human finding out about us...
[05:27] Live
It's fine, it's fine!
[05:28] Live
I'll make it work somehow!
[05:30] Fu
I-I see.
[05:31] Masaki
Now, then—
[05:32] Live
First, let's get one thing straight!
[05:34] Live
A million subs, and I suck out
your bone marrow! Okay?!
[05:37] Masaki
Bone marrow?
SIGN Bone
SIGN Dry
[05:41] Masaki
Wait, what I said was "bone-dry"...
[05:42] Live
You don't mind, then?
[05:44] Live
If I suck you completely dry?!
[05:45] Masaki
Completely?!
[05:46] Live
You don't mind?!
[05:50] Masaki
Fine, I get it!
[05:51] Masaki
If we hit the goal!
[05:52] Live
There, you said it!
[05:53] Live
You totally said it!
[05:54] Live
Awesome!
[05:56] Live
Ichiko! Fu!
[05:57] Live
Devote yourselves for my sake!
[05:59] Ichiko
Yes!
[05:59] Fu
Yes.
[06:00] Fu
W-Won't hitting a million subs be really hard?
[06:03] Live
It's fine, it's fine!
[06:05] Live
Masaki's got it all worked out!
[06:07] Live
She'll get us there in a flash!
[06:08] Live
Right, Masaki?
[06:10] Live
Masaki?
[06:13] Masaki
Duh, of course!
[06:16] Masaki
We're unstoppable!
[06:17] Masaki
We're talking my ideas, plus vampires!
[06:20] Masaki
Let's get cracking right away!
[06:22] Masaki
I'll do it. I'll get big in no time...
[06:26] Masaki
and show those two what's what!
SIGN Chu-Chu Girls.
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
While Flying #1
SIGN ° This video was shot using special
effects. Don't try this at home <3
SIGN ° This video was shot using special
effects. Don't try this at home <3
[06:37] Masaki
First, to attract viewer attention,
we'll upload tons of short videos!
[06:41] Masaki
Let's see what vampire powers can do,
and try this, that, and everything else!
[06:47] Masaki
Hey.
[06:48] Masaki
Can you vampires fly faster than this?
[06:51] Fu
Yes, I can fly much faster.
[06:53] Fu
Here I go.
[06:55] Masaki
Huh? Hey!
[07:00] Masaki
Compared to the Hype-Sis days,
it's a lot harder to get numbers on NewTube now.
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops in
High Places #6
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
While Flying #7
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops in
High Places #8
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
in Free Fall #9
SIGN ° This video was shot
using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN ° This video was shot
using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN ° This video was shot
using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN ° This video was shot
using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN ° This video was shot
using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN ° This video was shot
using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
While Jumping #10
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
While Jumping #10
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops in
High Places #12
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops in
High Places #12
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
While Flying #11
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
While Flying #11
[07:06] Masaki
Over 100k views?!
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops While Jumping #10
81k views
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops While Flying #11
100k views
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops in High Places #12
30k views
[07:10] Masaki
Seriously?
[07:11] Live
Huh? What's that mean?
[07:12] Live
Is that good?
[07:14] Masaki
It's more than good!
SIGN Peach
I love watching your videos. Keep it up!!
Hot Bath
I was so shocked at how much
it looks like you're really flying!
Shiro
I'm totally hooked. Looking forward
to the next one
Rei
I can't tell what's real and what's CG!
Those effects are mind-boggling!
So awesome!!
aa
these videos are so boring,
not even worth watching
Asterisk
Wow, look at you go!!
SIGN Peach
I love watching your videos. Keep it up!!
Hot Bath
I was so shocked at how much
it looks like you're really flying!
Shiro
I'm totally hooked. Looking forward
to the next one
Rei
I can't tell what's real and what's CG!
Those effects are mind-boggling!
So awesome!!
aa
these videos are so boring,
not even worth watching
Asterisk
Wow, look at you go!!
[07:23] Masaki
I won't let this chance slip away!
[07:24] Masaki
We'll keep on trying everything we can!
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
on Top of a Car
SIGN ° This video was shot using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN what's the point of the
chu-chu pops lol
SIGN Thought this was a graphic
accident video for a second.
SIGN Wow! It looks like the car really
drove off! How did they shoot this?
SIGN The girl with the pink hair is the one from
that viral short! She's so cool and athletic~
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
SIGN But We Turn Into Bats
SIGN ° This video was shot using special effects.
Don't try this at home <3
SIGN Love videos that go all out
making zero sense. Wuv even.
SIGN way too elaborate lmao
SIGN i was like ???
but it's cute so w/e
SIGN Videos with falling and riding things do well
SIGN Ideas for places to fall from
Ideas for things to ride on top of
A train would probably make people mad?
[07:48] Masaki
I'm not done yet!
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
SIGN While Falling From High Up
[08:00] Masaki
And after a good number of videos,
utilize analytics right away!
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
SIGN While Lifting
Heavy Things #2
[08:04] Masaki
Keep on creating and publishing
videos that meet demand!
SIGN CG?! Live-Action?! All About the Hot New
Video Channel: Chu-Chu Girls
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
on Top of a Plane
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops
on Top of Mt. Fuji
SIGN Chu-Chu Pops on Top of a Car
while Doing Handstands
[08:10] Masaki
This could work!
[08:11] Masaki
We can totally make it to the top like this!
[08:14] Ichiko
That hurts!
SIGN A Few Days Later
SIGN A Few Days Later
SIGN Chu-Chu Girls.
SIGN Video Information
[08:17] [SONG] Sign
Your latest video has been viewed 503,731 times since it was published.
[08:18] Masaki
I don't believe it.
[08:19] Masaki
In just three weeks?
[08:21] Masaki
Maybe I am a genius!
[08:24] Live
Which means the million-sub mark
is right around the corner!
[08:27] Live
Masaki-tan, you'll be all mine soon enough!
[08:30] Live
Where do I start?
[08:31] Live
Where should I bite you first?
[08:33] Masaki
It's too soon for that!
[08:34] Masaki
C'mon, let's start our next shoot!
[08:36] Ichiko
Right-o!
[08:37] Live
What kind of video are we making today?
[08:38] Masaki
Why, now that all eyes are on us,
[08:42] Masaki
we'll make our most over-the-top video yet!
[08:43] Yuki
Over-the-top?
[08:45] Yuki
I would appreciate it if you'd refrain.
[08:46] Masaki
Huh? Who?
[08:48] Live
Shoot!
[08:54] Yuki
These childish videos...
[08:56] Yuki
end now.
[09:00] Yuki
It's been twenty years.
[09:01] Yuki
You finally wake up, and here you are,
fraternizing with a human.
[09:05] Live
Shut up, Shigeyuki.
[09:07] Yuki
Don't call me that.
[09:09] Masaki
Is she a vampire, too?
[09:11] Fu
Yes.
[09:12] Fu
Yuki-sama and Live-sama are higher
on the vampire hierarchy than us.
[09:16] Ichiko
P-Please, have some tea.
[09:19] Yuki
Thanks.
[09:20] Yuki
Here's a fresh supply of blood.
[09:23] Ichiko
Thank you very much.
[09:24] Ichiko
I-Isn't it a little soon, though?
I was expecting you next week—
[09:28] Yuki
You can never have too much, can you?
[09:29] Ichiko
Th-That's absolutely true!
[09:31] Ichiko
It beats running out and having
to go search a hospital like before!
[09:35] Live
Ichiko!
[09:36] Ichiko
Well, that hospital turned out
to be abandoned.
[09:40] Yuki
Raiding an abandoned hospital for blood?
[09:42] Yuki
I don't believe I was ever informed of that.
[09:46] Yuki
I see. You were hiding it from me.
[09:51] Yuki
Not only did you bring a human here,
you tried to steal their blood?
[09:57] Live
You're going to make a
big deal over just that?
[10:00] Live
Still a stickler, I see, Shige—
[10:01] Yuki
My name is Yuki!
[10:03] Yuki
Just that, you say?
[10:05] Yuki
You're flagrantly breaking the rules.
[10:07] Live
Who cares?
[10:08] Live
I didn't end up stealing any blood, anyway.
[10:10] Live
And I was going to tell you
all about Masaki sooner or later.
[10:13] Yuki
Tell me, huh?
[10:15] Yuki
Even if we were to assume that
was up for discussion...
[10:18] Yuki
How exactly do you explain this?
SIGN Subscribe
SIGN Chu-Chu Girls.
[10:21] Yuki
A message from Mother:
[10:23] Yuki
Erase the channel,
or you'll be the ones erased.
[10:27] Yuki
Actions that reveal our powers to the public
are strictly prohibited above all else.
[10:33] Yuki
You've greatly angered Mother.
[10:36] Yuki
Understand?
[10:37] Yuki
Then be obedient and—
[10:38] Masaki
No, hold it right there!
[10:39] Masaki
Delete the channel?
[10:41] Masaki
You've gotta be kidding!
[10:42] Masaki
Thanks to my awesome ideas,
we now have an amazing opportunity!
[10:47] Live
Masaki!
[10:47] Fu
Stop, Masaki-san!
[10:49] Yuki
How dare you, human!
[10:55] Live
Don't try it, Shige!
[10:58] Masaki
Eat this, vampire!
SIGN Garlic Paste
[11:04] Yuki
D-Damn you...
[11:06] Yuki
Did you...
[11:08] Yuki
feed me garlic?
[11:09] Yuki
Feed me garlic...
[11:20] Yuki
Wowie...
[11:21] Yuki
Where am I?
[11:24] Yuki
To think I was surrounded by flowers!
[11:27] Yuki
These tulips get my two lips!
[11:30] Yuki
Oh, my!
[11:31] Yuki
What's this?
[11:32] Yuki
There are pit traps all around me!
[11:34] Yuki
Eek!
[11:35] Yuki
Trying to humiliate me, I see!
[11:37] Yuki
Let's play a game of tag!
[11:39] Masaki
So that's what garlic does to them.
[11:39] Yuki
I'll be it!
[11:40] Yuki
Wait for me!
[11:42] Masaki
Okay, now that she's out of the way,
let's get shooting.
[11:47] Live
Delete the channel.
[11:49] Live
We can't go against Mother.
[11:51] Masaki
Y-You can't be serious!
[11:52] Masaki
I would never dream of deleting the—
[11:54] Live
Delete it right now.
[11:56] Masaki
No way!
[11:57] Masaki
We're just getting started here!
[11:58] Live
Please!
[11:59] Masaki
I said no!
[12:00] Live
Delete it!
[12:06] Masaki
Looks like those magical
two weeks are over now.
[12:13] Masaki
Oh, yeah.
[12:15] Masaki
They're not here anymore.
SIGN Lily
Such a nice house! I'd love to live there
KitsuOto Girl
Good luck, you two!
no signal
It's so much better now that Masakichi's gone
Strawberry Milk
What a lovely place...! All your hard effort has...
anna
Congrats on the move! A house with two cuties
is guaranteed to be just as cute~
SIGN Big Reveal: Our New House
[12:29] Masaki
Must be nice.
[12:33] Ichiko
Boy, making videos sure was fun!
[12:36] Live
Masaki! Masaki's blood!
[12:38] Live
This can't be!
[12:40] Live
FML!
[12:41] Live
Now I'll never get to suck Masaki's blood!
[12:44] Live
Farewell, my lovely bone marrow...
[12:48] Live
No, I can't give up!
[12:50] Live
How's Masaki holding up?
[12:52] Live
Is she angry at me?
[12:55] Live
I don't blame her!
[12:57] Live
Do I apologize?
[12:59] Live
Even if I did, would she forgive...
[13:02] Live
Ugh, there's no way!
[13:05] Ichiko
Live-sama?
[13:06] Ichiko
Is your scalp itchy?
[13:07] Ichiko
Should we change shampoos?
[13:08] Live
What now?
[13:09] Live
What can I do?!
[13:12] Live
Agh, I have no idea!
[13:15] Live
I have no idea, but...
[13:17] Live
I want to see Masaki again!
[13:21] Ichiko
Where are you going?
SIGN pandamaru
Masakichi was so annoying. I'm glad she's gone.
Manatee Tears
So did Masakichi end up just running away?
otake3
You know it's over when all the comments on
social media are bashing her.
Show me the Masakichi white knights lol
Yaminabe
the masakichi scandal is so hilarious lmao
all those delicious tears
Chicken Nanban Lunch
Did Masakichi-san apologize on her knees yet??
Wombats Own
This is what happens when you get full of yourself.
#MasakichiScandal
Chappie
cya masakichi
[13:29] Masaki
I'm all alone again.
[13:45] Live
I ended up coming.
[13:46] Live
I'm so sorry, for real.
[13:49] Live
Why don't you start by letting me in?
[13:52] Live
We vampires can't enter a
dwelling unless we're invited.
[13:55] Masaki
Then I won't.
[13:57] Masaki
Go away. Good-bye.
[13:58] Live
Wait!
[14:03] Masaki
You and I are through.
[14:05] Masaki
Leave me alone!
[14:07] Live
Can I ask you one last thing?
[14:09] Masaki
What?
[14:11] Live
Why do you care so much about making videos?
[14:15] Masaki
Huh?
[14:15] Live
I mean, we had fun making them, too.
[14:19] Live
But you're like, dead serious about it.
[14:23] Live
Why?
[14:24] Masaki
It's none of your business.
[14:26] Live
Sure it is!
[14:27] Live
I want to know all about you!
[14:29] Live
Tell me! How come?
[14:33] Masaki
How come?
[14:38] Masaki
Until high school,
I found everything to be a hassle,
[14:43] Masaki
so I spent all my time watching videos.
[14:47] (Flashback) Masaki
What? Who're you?!
[14:49] (Flashback) Kikka
Seriously?
[14:50] (Flashback) Kikka
Kikka and Otomi, from your class.
[14:53] (Flashback) Masaki
Oh, really?
[14:54] (Flashback) Masaki
See ya.
[14:55] (Flashback) Kikka
What?
[14:56] (Flashback) Otomi
Wait, wait!
[14:57] (Flashback) Masaki
Oh, it's fine.
[14:59] (Flashback) Masaki
Maybe you think I'm lonely without friends,
[15:02] (Flashback) Masaki
but I choose to be all by myself.
[15:04] (Flashback) Otomi
We like watching the same videos as you!
[15:07] (Flashback) Otomi
I even subscribe to their channel.
[15:10] (Flashback) Otomi
They're so good.
[15:11] (Flashback) Kikka
We don't know anyone else who watches them.
[15:13] (Flashback) Kikka
So we wanted to talk to you.
[15:15] (Flashback) Masaki
Really? How long have
you been watching them?
[15:17] Masaki
Which videos do you like the most?
[15:17] Masaki
Videos were what brought us together.
[15:22] Masaki
We became friends and decided
to try making our own videos.
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[15:28] Masaki
By sheer luck, they happened to go viral.
[15:31] Masaki
I was so happy.
[15:33] Masaki
It felt like we'd found approval
from so many people.
[15:37] Masaki
So we made up our minds
[15:39] Masaki
to follow in the footsteps of the
NewTubers who brought us together
[15:42] Masaki
and set a goal of one million subscribers.
[15:45] Masaki
That's the reason I worked so hard.
[15:48] Masaki
I never thought I'd end up deleting
the Chu-Chu Girls channel.
[15:53] Masaki
It's like there's a higher power
telling me not to make videos—
[15:55] Live
Why not just make them?
[15:57] Masaki
Huh?
[15:58] Live
Make videos with us again.
[16:00] Live
We can't let it get out that we're vampires,
[16:03] Live
but no one said we can't make more videos.
[16:06] Masaki
B-But we'll never get good numbers unless...
[16:09] Live
Teach us how to make videos.
[16:13] Live
Teach us all there is to know.
[16:15] Live
And let's make them together.
[16:18] Live
Starting from scratch.
[16:21] Live
You've got me to help you now!
[16:31] Live
Masaki?
[16:38] Masaki
You can come in.
[16:43] Masaki
You have my invitation.
[16:48] Ichiko
She's taking so long.
[16:49] Ichiko
Where could Live-sama have gone?
[16:52] Fu
It's almost morning.
[16:54] Fu
Let's call it a night and go to bed.
[16:56] Ichiko
I'll wait a little longer.
[17:00] Live
I'm back!
[17:01] Ichiko
Live-sama!
[17:03] Ichiko
And... Masaki?
[17:05] Live
Ichiko! Fu!
[17:07] Live
We're gonna make videos again!
[17:09] Group
What?!
[17:10] Fu
B-But surely Yuki-sama will find out!
[17:14] Live
It's fine, it's fine.
[17:15] Live
We won't use any vampire powers this time!
[17:18] Ichiko
Even then...
[17:20] Live
Ichiko.
[17:21] Live
How are you going to pay back
those debts of yours?
[17:25] Live
If we hit a million subs,
that solves everything.
[17:28] Ichiko
I-I see now!
[17:29] Ichiko
Live-sama is putting herself in danger
with these videos for my sake!
[17:33] Live
All for Masaki's blood.
[17:35] Ichiko
Understood!
[17:36] Ichiko
I'll do what I can!
[17:38] Live
That's the Ichiko I know!
[17:39] Ichiko
Yes!
[17:40] Ichiko
You're helping too, Fu.
[17:43] Fu
Sure thing.
[17:45] Fu
Well, I found it fun as well.
[17:48] Masaki
Fun, huh?
[17:52] Live
So?
[17:52] Live
What do we need to do first?
[17:54] Live
You're gonna teach us, right?
[17:57] Masaki
Okay!
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SIGN For myself
SIGN To manage a business
[17:59] Masaki
First, we need to create a channel.
SIGN Create an Eagle Account
SIGN Last name
SIGN First name
SIGN Sonoue
SIGN Sonoue
SIGN Sonoue
SIGN Sonoue
SIGN Masaki
SIGN Masaki
SIGN Masaki
[18:02] Masaki
Might as well make a new
account and log in. There.
[18:06] Masaki
Then click on "Create new channel" here...
[18:11] Live
A new channel name?
[18:12] Masaki
Yep.
[18:13] Masaki
We can't use the name Chu-Chu Girls anymore.
[18:16] Masaki
Any ideas?
[18:17] Group
A channel name...
[18:19] Live
How did you come up with
the name Hyped-Up Sisters?
[18:23] Masaki
Huh? Us?
[18:25] Masaki
In our case...
[18:27] Masaki
We thought as a group about
what kind of channel we wanted
[18:31] Masaki
and shared our suggestions....
[18:33] Live
Okay.
[18:34] Live
Everyone come up with a name!
[18:37] Ichiko
Right!
[18:37] Ichiko
Then I suggest Thrills 'n' Kicks, Ready, Go!
[18:40] Masaki
No way.
[18:41] Ichiko
Huh? Why not?!
[18:43] Masaki
It's not a kids' channel!
[18:45] Ichiko
Your turn, Fu!
[18:46] Fu
What?!
[18:46] Fu
I-I think a relaxing-sounding
channel name would be nice.
[18:51] Fu
The 12 a.m. Aged Hyaluronic Acid Channel—
[18:53] Masaki
That's a no.
[18:54] Masaki
Way too quirky.
[18:55] Live
It just sounds bad.
[18:56] Ichiko
What's that even mean?
[18:58] Fu
I quit after all!
[18:59] Live
Hold your horses!
[19:00] Live
It's fine, I swear!
[19:01] Live
I'm sure we'll come up with a good name!
[19:03] Fu
You're up next, Live-sama!
[19:10] Live
Mayonaka Punch.
[19:13] Live
We can only go out late at night (mayonaka),
[19:15] Live
and Masaki got canceled for punching someone,
[19:18] Live
so Mayonaka Punch!
SIGN Mayonaka
SIGN Punch
[19:20] Live
Or MayoPan for short!
SIGN MayoPan
SIGN MayoPan
[19:22] Masaki
MayoPan...
[19:25] Masaki
I like it!
SIGN Channel name
SIGN Create
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
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[19:32] Masaki
Now we've made the channel.
[19:34] Live
That was super easy!
[19:36] Masaki
Next, we prepare our banner
and profile images.
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
[19:41] Masaki
And now, for the all-important
channel intro video.
SIGN MayoPan
[19:45] Masaki
I mean, we could shoot it on a smartphone,
[19:48] Masaki
but we might as well use
a high-quality camera.
[19:51] Masaki
Listen up.
[19:52] Masaki
Your intro needs to bring across the
personality of the channel and its members
[19:56] Masaki
simply and clearly.
SIGN Recording
[19:58] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[20:01] Live
This is Live, the leader of the bunch!
[20:03] Ichiko
Chock-full of energy, it's Ichiko!
[20:05] Fu
I-I'm Fu.
[20:08] Fu
Nice to meet you.
[20:10] Fu
U-Um...
[20:13] Live
Here—
SIGN Standby
[20:15] Masaki
Now, we import the raw footage
into some video editing software.
[20:18] Fu
I-I'm Fu.
SIGN Fu
SIGN Fu
SIGN Live
SIGN Live
SIGN Ichiko
SIGN Ichiko
[20:21] Fu
Nice to meet you.
[20:22] Live
Here on this channel,
[20:25] Live
we're going to go all out doing whatever
we want—or whatever sounds like fun!
SIGN Please give a warm welcome
to Mayonaka Punch!!
SIGN Please give a warm welcome
to Mayonaka Punch!!
[20:30] Ichiko
Yay!
[20:32] Masaki
Then edit the photo taken
separately from the video,
SIGN The Late-Night
SIGN Girls' Talk
SIGN Girls' Talk
SIGN Begins!!
SIGN Begins!!
[20:37] Masaki
and there's your thumbnail!
SIGN Upload videos
[20:40] Masaki
Once you have everything ready,
upload your video and give it a title.
SIGN MayoPan Intro
[20:45] Masaki
Fill in the description, tags,
and everything else.
[20:48] Ichiko
It's finally ready to go!
[20:51] Live
Are you okay not being on camera?
SIGN Breaking: Masakichi fired
Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful.
Are you two okay?
It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense
SIGN stinger @chikchik_m3k
She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal?
Stop playing the victim... So annoying
stinger @chikchik_m3k
You seriously can't even do this? So useless
SIGN gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi
Eye Drops: Go away loser
bom777: ggwp
Ma: Why are you two apologizing?
tasteless odorless: You might be better off
going your separate ways.
[20:58] Masaki
It's fine.
[21:00] Live
But...
[21:00] Masaki
It's fine.
[21:01] Masaki
Oh, you know!
[21:03] Masaki
If I showed my face,
[21:04] Masaki
that Yuki lady might call you out
for associating with a human again.
[21:09] Masaki
So I'll stay on the production side instead.
[21:12] Live
Sure...
[21:14] Masaki
Okay, are you ready?
[21:15] Masaki
Time to upload Mayonaka Punch's
very first video.
[21:26] Masaki
It probably won't be like back then.
[21:28] Masaki
Not a lot of people will notice us.
[21:31] Masaki
But now, I can start fresh.
[21:35] Masaki
This time, I'm not alone!
[21:40] Masaki
Publish video!
SIGN The Chu-Chu Girls. Have Started a New Late-Night Girls' Talk Channel!!
[21:43] Live
And so, we'll give it all we've got!
[21:47] Ichiko
So please subscribe
to our channel and leave a like!
[21:50] Group
Thank you!
SIGN Ichiko
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[23:26] Fu
And Fu!
[23:26] Ichiko
Mannaka Punch has finally started!
[23:28] Fu
Mayonaka Punch...
[23:29] Ichiko
Mannaka Punch!
[23:30] Fu
Wh-What are you doing?
[23:31] Ichiko
I'm fighting my own alter ego!
[23:33] Fu
Shadowboxing?
[23:34] Group
Next time: "A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE"!
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SIGN PACHINKO
SIGN PACHINKO
[00:03] Tokage
They're asking for a fight,
the way these pins are tuned.
[00:07] Tokage
Eight spins per 1K is frigging brutal.
[00:10] Tokage
And a 1,500-spin dry spell,
on a fresh machine?!
[00:14] Tokage
Where's my damn jackpot?!
[00:16] Tokage
This thing deserves a good smack.
[00:19] Tokage
Pisses me off.
[00:21] Pachinko
Big chance!
[00:22] Tokage
92%! 92%! 92%!
SIGN Pull
[00:24] Pachinko
Pull!
[00:25] Tokage
This has gotta be it...
[00:27] Tokage
Okay, it's in the bag!
[00:30] Raoh
Is that all the strength you can muster?
[00:32] Tokage
No way.
[00:34] Tokage
Please save it.
[00:35] Toki
It's not over yet.
[00:43] Tokage
It's a bust!
SIGN Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
SIGN Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
[00:52] Chance
Chance Akaishi here with
another day of lucky spins!
[00:55] Chance
Man, ya don't see this often, huh?
[00:56] Chance
A parlor so empty, they don't
even use numbered tickets!
[00:59] Chance
Let's dig up some chances!
[01:01] Chance
Ah, m'bad.
[01:04] Chance
Ah, my bad.
SIGN Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
SIGN Beef Bowl Free Size Upgrade
[01:07] Tokage
Why don't we trade?
[01:09] Tokage
1,000 yen.
[01:11] Tokage
Also, big guy...
[01:13] Tokage
Do you make big money?
[01:14] Tokage
Doing this NewTube stuff.
[01:16] Chance
Well, I guess...
[01:19] Tokage
Very nice.
[02:51] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN A New Member Joins! DEAD or ALIVE
[02:54] Live
Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[02:56] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[02:57] Fu
I'm Fu.
[02:58] Live
For today's video...
SIGN Real Wasabi
[03:02] Live
If we eat nagashi somen
as a three-in-one act...
[03:05] Group
...will we become better friends?!
[03:08] Masaki
All right!
[03:09] Masaki
I'm gonna go fast here!
[03:13] Live
Bring it on!
[03:14] Live
Hey, Ichiko! To your right!
[03:16] Ichiko
Yes!
[03:17] Live
Fu, that's my head!
[03:18] Fu
S-Sorry!
[03:19] Fu
Over here?
[03:20] Live
That's my chin! No, my boobs!
[03:22] Live
Up, up, up!
[03:23] Ichiko
Live-sama, here's some grated ginger!
[03:25] Live
Wait, that's spicy!
[03:26] Ichiko
Fu, let's crank up the speed.
[03:28] Fu
S-Sure!
[03:32] Live
That's the stuff!
[03:33] Ichiko
Live-sama, here's some grated wasabi!
SIGN Real Wasabi
[03:38] Fu
Are you all right?!
[03:40] Live
There, you're done.
[03:43] Ichiko
Just when it got to the good part!
[03:45] Live
You need to keep it down.
[03:46] Live
Masaki's trying to think of ideas for videos.
[03:49] Masaki
Did you say something?
[03:50] Live
No, Ichiko was just rewatching the
vid we uploaded the other day.
[03:54] Ichiko
It's super funny, Masaki!
[03:56] Masaki
Well, I did come up with the idea,
shoot the video, and edit it.
[04:01] Masaki
Of course it's funny.
[04:03] Ichiko
So how come no one's
watching such a funny video?
[04:06] Live
Crap!
[04:07] Live
Ichiko! I'm hungry!
[04:10] Live
Isn't it about time we had dinner?
[04:12] Ichiko
Right away, Live-sama!
[04:15] Live
Are you angry?
[04:16] Masaki
I'm not angry.
[04:17] Live
You're totally angry.
[04:18] Masaki
I'm panicking!
[04:19] Masaki
It's been three weeks
since we started the channel!
[04:22] Masaki
And look at this!
[04:24] Live
Um... Look at what?
[04:26] Masaki
We've put out so many videos!
[04:28] Masaki
And forget a million subscribers—
[04:30] Masaki
we don't even have 10,000 views in total!
[04:33] Live
C'mon, we only just started.
[04:35] Masaki
Still!
[04:37] Masaki
Anyway, we can't do anything
if I don't come up with ideas.
[04:40] Masaki
So let me think!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 217 subscribers
SIGN Super Low-Cost??
Cinderella
SIGN Super Low-Cost??
Cinderella
SIGN Outer Loop? Inner Loop?!
A Disputed Verdict?!
SIGN Pitch Dark
SIGN rella | Cosplaying on a Shoestring Budget
(Actually Just Covered in Ashes)
SIGN Shenanigans Galore! Yamanote Line Game
with 3 Players!
SIGN We're Night Owls... And We Spent
48 Hours with the Lights Off!!
SIGN Content Ideas
Have a clear topic
Easy to understand (can tell from thumbnail)
Relatable
Take it seriously
[04:48] Masaki
Why can't I come up with ideas for content?
[04:52] Masaki
It used to be easier...
SIGN
Wait, these are the girls from Chu-Chu Girls who blew up before.
Why'd you start a new channel??
I liked it better when you were
the Chu-Chu Girls
Everyone's still cute, but you used
to play to Live's strengths better
[05:00] Masaki
Something smells good.
[05:01] Ichiko
Liver and chives! Liver and chives!
[05:04] Ichiko
Okay, everyone, please take your seats!
[05:06] Live
Awesome! Time for food!
[05:08] Live
Masaki, why don't you take a break?
SIGN Growl...
[05:12] Live
All right, then, all together now!
[05:14] Group
Thanks for the food!
[05:16] Masaki
Thanks.
[05:22] Live
Man, this is good!
[05:25] Masaki
She can really pack it in.
[05:27] Masaki
I bet a video of her eating would do well.
[05:32] Masaki
Hold on, so do vampires need to eat food, too?
[05:36] Live
Huh?
[05:37] Live
Nah, not at all.
[05:39] Masaki
Then why do you eat every day?
[05:41] Ichiko
Eating meals together is important!
[05:44] Masaki
Sure, why not?
[05:46] Ichiko
Hey, Masaki!
[05:47] Ichiko
Have you thought up anything yet? Well?
[05:49] Masaki
Not yet. Why?
[05:52] Ichiko
I came up with an idea that's sure to be a hit.
[05:55] Ichiko
Wanna know what it is?
[05:57] Masaki
Sure.
[05:57] Ichiko
Here it is!
[05:59] Ichiko
Ichiko tries on a strawberry costume!
[06:02] Masaki
Nope.
[06:03] Ichiko
What?
[06:04] Ichiko
How about a banana?
[06:05] Ichiko
Ichiko tries on a banana—
[06:06] Masaki
Double nope.
[06:07] Ichiko
Then what about—
[06:08] Masaki
Nope to everything.
[06:10] Ichiko
Why not?!
[06:12] Masaki
Listen here.
[06:13] Masaki
Do you know how much those costumes cost?
[06:15] Masaki
I'm trying to take all that into account here!
[06:18] Masaki
Something low-budget that sounds a little
familiar, but with its own original twist!
[06:23] Masaki
That's how you come up with content!
[06:25] Masaki
It's not about suggesting
things all willy-nilly!
[06:28] Masaki
Take your banana and shove it!
[06:31] Ichiko
I'll shove liver and chives down my throat!
[06:34] Fu
There, there.
[06:38] Tokage
How naïve of you.
[06:40] Tokage
Originality comes after you squeeze,
[06:44] Tokage
and squeeze,
[06:45] Tokage
and keep on squeezing...
[06:48] Tokage
until you're left with that one last drop!
[06:51] Masaki
Who're you?!
[06:52] Tokage
The name's Tokage.
[06:54] Tokage
A wayward vampire out on the hunt for money!
[06:58] Masaki
There are more vampires?!
[06:59] Ichiko
Tokage.
[07:00] Ichiko
Eating for free without paying your share...
[07:03] Ichiko
I won't stand for it!
[07:04] Tokage
Here.
[07:05] Tokage
Life ain't as simple as you think.
[07:08] Tokage
It's a little like gambling.
[07:10] Tokage
The bigger the thrill,
the deeper in you find yourself.
[07:13] Tokage
As you grow more numb, you seek more thrills.
[07:16] Tokage
And this coupon gives you a free upgrade,
[07:19] Tokage
but the beef bowl itself doesn't come free.
[07:21] Tokage
Nothing but an empty promise.
[07:23] Ichiko
What's your point, already?
[07:26] Live
Just admit that you're broke.
[07:28] Live
Heck, you just want easy money
without working for it.
[07:31] Tokage
Is that all you have to say
after twenty years, Live?
[07:35] Tokage
Don't patronize me just because
you're a couple of centuries older.
[07:39] Masaki
That's a big difference.
[07:40] Tokage
Hey, you're Masaki, right?
[07:42] Masaki
What?
[07:43] Tokage
I saw your little channel.
[07:45] Tokage
With its lame, stale, cookie-cutter videos.
[07:48] Tokage
What a joke!
[07:50] Masaki
Wh-What?!
[07:53] Tokage
I want a 50/50 split of the profits.
[07:55] Tokage
Let's work together!
[07:57] Masaki
What?!
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1. Pachinko Crossing: New Horizons
The Dead Tree Comes to Life
with Pachinko Machines!!
2. Proverbs on Life
Tokage-sama's Gambling Wisdom
3. Everybody Eat Up
Don't Hesitate, Eat!
Eat, and You'll See!!!
[07:58] Tokage
If you're going to use vampires
hiding their powers for NewTube,
[08:01] Tokage
you'll need outrageous content like this...
[08:03] Tokage
Hey, what's the big idea?!
[08:05] Masaki
Outrageous, my ass!
[08:07] Masaki
All you did was give them weird names!
[08:09] Tokage
Don't judge a book by its title!
[08:11] Tokage
Would you discriminate against
rice balls based on looks?!
[08:14] Masaki
What?
[08:15] Tokage
It's what's inside that's important!
SIGN Filling
SIGN Filling
[08:17] Tokage
The filling is what matters!
[08:19] Tokage
You're just a brat in your twenties!
[08:21] Tokage
I've lived two hundred years longer than you,
[08:23] Tokage
so don't act like you know better!
[08:25] Masaki
Two hundred years older,
and this is the best you can do?
[08:29] Tokage
Go on, tell us, then!
[08:32] Tokage
What amazing ideas do you have?!
[08:35] Masaki
Y-You asked for it!
[08:39] Masaki
I said that, but I can't think up squat.
[08:42] Live
Masaki, panicking will do you no good—
[08:44] Masaki
I know that!
[08:46] Masaki
I'm done for.
[08:47] Masaki
The well's run dry.
[08:49] Live
All right!
[08:51] Live
Leave it to me!
[08:52] Live
Let's go find some content!
[08:55] Live
Content!
[08:56] Live
Content!
[08:57] Live
Content!
[08:59] Live
Content!
[09:00] Live
Content!
[09:02] Live
Conte...
[09:03] Live
This door...
[09:08] Live
W-Wrong place!
[09:10] Live
Let's move on, 'kay?
[09:12] Masaki
Why?
[09:12] Live
Don't even worry about it!
[09:15] Masaki
Could this be content?
[09:18] Live
H-H-Hey, what are you doing?!
[09:20] Masaki
Content! It's gotta be!
[09:23] Masaki
It's stuck.
[09:24] Masaki
What stinks?!
[09:29] Masaki
What's the big idea?!
[09:30] Tokage
That's my line!
[09:33] Masaki
Let us have a peek inside.
[09:34] Tokage
Nuh-uh!
[09:35] Tokage
You're invading my privacy!
[09:36] Masaki
What, do you have something to hide?!
[09:38] Tokage
O-O-Of course not!
[09:41] Masaki
Help me, Live!
[09:43] Live
No!
[09:43] Live
I've tried so hard to pretend
this room doesn't exist!
[09:46] Masaki
You can't be serious!
[09:47] Live
And I'd like to keep it that way!
[09:52] Masaki
Live.
[09:56] Masaki
You want to suck me dry, don't you?
[10:01] Masaki
Pretty please!
[10:07] Masaki
What in the world?
[10:18] Masaki
Th-This...
[10:19] Tokage
Don't look!
[10:21] Tokage
I'm dying of shame!
[10:22] Masaki
This is it!
[10:24] Masaki
How long's this room been like this?
[10:27] Tokage
Since this house was built, pretty much.
[10:29] Masaki
This might be just what we need!
[10:32] Masaki
Live! Help me out here!
[10:34] Live
Okay.
SIGN Combustible Waste
SIGN Combustible Waste
[10:41] Masaki
The title of our next video is...
[10:43] Masaki
"Centuries of Household Trash?!"
SIGN A Lady's
Way Filthy Room
SIGN A Lady's
Way Filthy Room
[10:45] Masaki
"What's the Pawn Value
of a Lady's Filthy Room?!"
SIGN How Much is Centuries
of Trash Really Worth?
SIGN How Much is Centuries
of Trash Really Worth?
[10:47] Ichiko
Sensei!
[10:48] Ichiko
Is there really a demand for that?
[10:51] Masaki
Live!
[10:52] Live
Cleaning videos have their die-hard fans!
[10:55] Live
Throwing out piled-up trash is
already plenty entertaining,
[10:58] Live
but Tokage's built up
so much over the years,
[11:01] Live
we might end up stumbling
across some real treasure!
[11:04] Masaki
In other words, we can do big numbers,
[11:06] Masaki
roll in the dough, and get this room clean.
[11:08] Masaki
It's a win-win-win situation!
[11:10] Masaki
Now that's what I call content!
[11:12] Tokage
W-Wait a minute.
[11:14] Tokage
You're saying my garbage is worth money?
[11:16] Masaki
That's right.
[11:17] Masaki
Maybe.
[11:18] Masaki
Definitely!
[11:20] Tokage
Hell yeah!
[11:21] Tokage
Let's get this show on the road!
[11:28] Ichiko
Hey, everyone, you need to
separate all of this trash!
[11:31] Tokage
Huh? What now, Ichiko?
[11:33] Tokage
We're sorting everything just fine!
[11:35] Ichiko
Listen up!
[11:36] Ichiko
You need to carefully separate trash
for a greener Earth!
[11:39] Fu
But there are plastic bottles in your bag
of combustible waste, Ichiko-chan.
[11:46] Ichiko
What are you going on about?
[11:47] Ichiko
Plastic bottles count as organic waste!
[11:49] Ichiko
I saw it on TV, you know!
[11:52] Ichiko
When you burn plastic bottles,
the polypolyvinyl turns the flame green,
[11:56] Ichiko
which makes it a green initiative!
SIGN Waste Separation Chart
SIGN Combustible
SIGN Non-Combustible
SIGN Recyclable
SIGN Hazardous
SIGN Organic waste
Wastepaper
Wood chips
etc.
SIGN Ceramics
Metal items
SIGN Bottles
Cans
SIGN Plastic
bottles
SIGN Plastic
containers
SIGN Used paper
Cardboard
Old clothes
SIGN Batteries
Fluorescent
lamps
Small
appliances
[11:59] Fu
Plastic bottles are recyclable waste.
[12:03] Ichiko
Whoopsie!
[12:05] Ichiko
I forgot I can't read kanji—
[12:07] Live
Hey, how old is this?
[12:09] Tokage
I forget.
[12:10] Tokage
I think about eighty years?
[12:12] Live
Wow!
[12:13] Live
It might be worth a lot.
[12:15] Tokage
Seriously? This thing?
[12:18] Tokage
M-My money...
[12:19] Ichiko
Tokage, what about this?
[12:22] Tokage
Oh!
[12:22] Tokage
That teacup used to belong
to Sen-what's-his-face—
[12:25] Fu
Ack! A bug!
[12:28] Live
I think this... and this are junk.
[12:31] Masaki
So much for treasure.
[12:34] Masaki
Wait, we've been at it for five hours,
and it's still this bad?
[12:37] Masaki
Damn it.
[12:38] Masaki
It really is just worthless trash!
[12:41] Masaki
If we can't pawn this off,
how about a super-endurance—
[12:43] Tokage
Hey, hey!
[12:44] Tokage
Be careful what you throw out!
[12:46] Ichiko
But it's all rotted away or broken!
[12:49] Tokage
You don't know that yet!
[12:51] Tokage
If it's worth anything, we need to
make sure we get our money!
[12:54] Masaki
Oh, sorry.
[12:55] Masaki
Forget all that for now.
[12:56] Masaki
I'm changing it to a
super-endurance cleaning video.
[13:00] Tokage
What?
[13:02] Tokage
You...
[13:03] Tokage
You... You...
[13:05] Tokage
You've gotta be kidding me!
[13:07] Live
Tokage! We're filming!
[13:08] Tokage
Money! Money!
[13:09] Tokage
I want some damn money!
[13:13] Live
Oh, no!
[13:14] Live
Ichiko! Fu!
[13:15] Live
Open the windows!
[13:24] Live
Cool it already!
[13:28] Tokage
Money!
[13:31] Masaki
Wow.
[13:35] Live
You asked for it!
[13:44] Ichiko
Tokage doesn't stand a chance
against Live-sama!
[13:56] Live
All right!
[14:01] Masaki
Ugh!
[14:02] Yuki
I see you're shooting a video.
[14:04] Yuki
Of our powers.
[14:05] Masaki
Um...
[14:08] Masaki
Shigeyuki-san, you see—
[14:09] Yuki
It's Yuki!
[14:10] Yuki
Don't you dare call me Shigeyuki, human!
[14:13] Ichiko
Masaki!
[14:13] Ichiko
Yuki-sama doesn't like being called Shigeyuki!
[14:16] Ichiko
Her real name may be Shigeyuki, but...
[14:18] Yuki
You, there!
[14:19] Yuki
Shut your trap!
[14:20] Live
Whoa, whoa. Let's calm down.
[14:22] Yuki
I warned you, didn't I?
[14:23] Yuki
That you'd be erased
if you made videos of our powers.
[14:26] Live
I may have used my powers,
but that was unavoidable!
[14:28] Yuki
I won't take any excuses!
[14:31] Yuki
Hand over the video data.
[14:33] Masaki
I-I refuse.
[14:34] Yuki
Hand it over.
[14:36] Yuki
Or would you rather
I destroyed the entire camera?
[14:44] Live
Masaki...
[14:45] Tokage
Hey, what's this?
[14:46] Tokage
The hell's going on?
[14:47] Yuki
See for yourself.
[14:50] Tokage
My money!
[14:52] Yuki
Fu.
[14:53] Yuki
There's another camera in that
filthy room, isn't there?
[14:55] Yuki
Bring it here.
[14:56] Fu
Yes!
[15:05] Yuki
Hey, let go of it!
[15:07] Masaki
No way!
[15:08] Masaki
If I hand this over, everyone's hard
work will have been for nothing!
[15:12] Live
Masaki...
[15:13] Tokage
Money...
[15:15] Yuki
You really don't know when to quit.
[15:17] Yuki
Oh, yes. I never did get a chance
to thank you for last time.
[15:25] Yuki
I can still smell it to this day!
[15:29] Tokage
I'll stop asking for free item coupons!
I'm fine with just the upgrade coupons!
[15:29] Live
Stop it! I promise we won't use our powers
when filming again, so please don't!
[15:33] Yuki
Get off of me!
[15:34] Live
I'm begging you, Yuki.
[15:35] Tokage
Pretty please!
[15:37] Yuki
Are you being serious?
[15:43] Yuki
Fine.
[15:48] Yuki
No means no!
[15:50] Yuki
You won't escape your punishment!
[15:53] Yuki
Guilty!
[15:56] Live
Yuki, what's this?
[15:58] Yuki
If you finish all of it, I won't tell
Mother about what happened today.
[16:03] Yuki
But if you happen to leave any...
[16:06] Tokage
What if we eat every last one, then?
[16:09] Yuki
I just said I won't tell Mother—
[16:11] Tokage
That's not enough.
[16:11] Yuki
What?
[16:12] Tokage
Not enough at all.
[16:14] Tokage
You do realize we ended up
having to scrap all of our footage?
[16:18] Tokage
Footage that would have made us money!
[16:20] Yuki
And what's your point?
[16:22] Tokage
If we eat all of this,
I want a fat stack of cash!
[16:25] Yuki
Absolutely not!
[16:27] Tokage
Say, Yuki...
[16:28] Tokage
We don't use our vampire powers
when we eat, do we?
[16:33] Yuki
I suppose not.
[16:34] Tokage
Which means it's okay
to take a video of it, right?
[16:37] Yuki
Huh? I guess...
[16:43] Masaki
I'm filming this?
[16:44] Tokage
Everybody eat up.
[16:46] Tokage
Don't hesitate, eat. Eat, and you'll see.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN 3. Everybody Eat Up
Don't Hesitate, Eat!
Eat, and You'll See!!!
[16:51] Live
Masaki!
[16:52] Live
We've gotta do it!
[16:53] Live
Leave it to me when it comes
to food... To mukbang!
[16:55] Masaki
Hold that thought!
[16:56] Masaki
There's nothing compelling about a
video of you eating a pile of raw garlic!
[16:59] Tokage
Whatever! Just film it!
[17:01] Tokage
If it flops, I'll beg on my knees,
or stomach, or whatever you want!
[17:05] Yuki
I don't care! Get to eating, already!
[17:07] Ichiko
Live-sama!
[17:08] Live
Mukbang is fun, mukbang is fun...
[17:11] Live
Okay!
[17:11] Live
Here we go, everyone!
[17:13] Tokage
Roll camera!
[17:17] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[17:20] Live
Mayonaka Punch! Live here...
[17:22] Live
F-For today's video...
[17:24] Tokage
Today's segment is, "Everybody Eat Up!
Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!"
[17:28] Tokage
All right, everyone! Time to confront
the food we all hate: garlic!
[17:33] Tokage
Off we go!
[17:41] Ichiko
We're in this together, Live-sama!
[17:48] Masaki
H-Hey!
[17:49] Masaki
Act like it's a little tasty!
[17:51] Yuki
That's simply not possible.
[17:52] Yuki
They're vampires.
[17:54] Masaki
Then force a smile, at least!
[18:07] Tokage
How're you holding up, Live-shi?
[18:09] Tokage
Don't hesitate to dig into that garlic.
[18:12] Tokage
How about you, Ichiko-shi?
[18:15] Tokage
Doing good, Fu-shi?
[18:22] Fu
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[18:24] Fu
Bing-bong!
[18:26] Fu
Good morning from Fu-chan—
[18:31] Fu
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[18:34] Ichiko
Y'know, I used to think hand lotion
was the same thing as toothpaste.
[18:38] Ichiko
Then I realized that was the fate of the
old lady in the Grimms' fairy tale,
[18:42] Ichiko
to be born from a duck egg—
[18:42] Masaki
Ichiko, you're out.
[18:51] Ichiko
What a shocker.
[18:52] Ichiko
Slash-and-burn?
[18:52] Ichiko
I prefer chateaubriand, thanks.
[18:54] Masaki
Make the peanut gallery pipe down!
[18:59] Live
Garlic is yummy. Garlic is yummy.
Garlic is yummy.
[19:04] Live
Oh, look!
[19:05] Live
I spy a cutie-pie with tasty-looking blood!
[19:18] Masaki
That's enough.
[19:19] Masaki
I'm stopping the camera.
[19:20] Tokage
You can't be serious!
[19:22] Tokage
If I quit here, I can't call myself a gambler!
[19:24] Masaki
We're not gambling jack here!
[19:25] Masaki
And this video stinks!
[19:27] Masaki
It's just a miserable sight!
[19:30] Tokage
Dead or alive.
[19:32] Tokage
An extreme gamble with my life on the line!
[19:34] Tokage
Just watch me!
[19:38] Masaki
Tokage...
[19:44] Tokage
Whammo!
[19:47] Tokage
I have not one scrap of garlic
left on my entire plate!
[19:57] Yuki
I swear, what a silly girl you are.
[20:03] Masaki
None of this makes any sense.
[20:06] Masaki
Total nonsense.
SIGN Tokage Cleans
Her Plate
SIGN It's very dangerous for normal people
to eat large amounts of raw garlic.
SIGN Don't try this at home <3
SIGN It's very dangerous for normal people
to eat large amounts of raw garlic.
SIGN Don't try this at home <3
[20:15] Live
There, you're done.
[20:16] Ichiko
She didn't even turn into pure-white ash yet!
[20:19] Live
You've been rewatching it for three days!
[20:20] Ichiko
It's still funny every single time!
[20:23] Tokage
Well, I did come up with the idea,
had the video shot, and had it edited.
[20:28] Tokage
Of course it's funny.
[20:31] Tokage
My own genius scares me sometimes.
[20:34] Fu
But it's purely by coincidence
that that video...
[20:37] Tokage
Just look at the numbers.
[20:39] Tokage
Cold, hard hits.
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 12k views
SIGN 1 week ago
SIGN Subscribe
SIGN Endless Garlic Hell
SIGN Endless Garlic Hell
SIGN Doing the Impossible
SIGN Everybody Eat Up Don't Hesitate, Eat! Eat, and You'll See!!!
[20:42] Fu
Wow, 12,000 views.
[20:44] Tokage
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy for me!
[20:49] Live
Oh, they're here.
[20:51] Mover
Heya!
[20:52] Live
Second floor, room in the back.
[20:54] Ichiko
Um, what's all this, exactly?
[20:56] Live
Huh? Didn't I mention it?
[20:58] Live
Starting today, Masaki's moving in with us.
[21:01] Masaki
I can't wait!
[21:02] Ichiko
What?!
[21:03] Fu
But why now?
[21:05] Masaki
Now that we have momentum,
I can't let this chance slip away!
[21:08] Masaki
I'll live with you, shoot tons of videos,
[21:10] Masaki
and ride this wave to turn our channel
into a powerhouse in no time!
[21:13] Masaki
That's the plan!
[21:14] Live
There you have it.
[21:16] Group
M-Makes sense.
[21:17] Live
Okay, you're helping, too!
[21:19] Fu
Y-Yes!
[21:19] Ichiko
Sure!
[21:21] Tokage
That's one hell of a dream you got there.
[21:23] Tokage
Let me join your little group.
[21:25] Masaki
I assumed you already had.
[21:27] Tokage
With that settled, let's talk
profit share for our last video!
[21:32] Tokage
A 50/50 share, like we agreed on!
[21:35] Tokage
Don't play dumb!
[21:37] Tokage
Where's my slice of the pie?
[21:39] Masaki
Um, that won't come into play for a while.
[21:42] Tokage
What?!
[21:43] Tokage
Chance Akaishi told me...
[21:44] Masaki
MayoPan isn't even monetized yet!
[21:46] Tokage
That's not what you promised!
[21:48] Masaki
I didn't promise you squat!
[21:50] Tokage
I'm leaving all of you!
[21:52] Tokage
Hand over my money!
SIGN Tokage
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:26] Tokage
Pay me, pay me, pay me!
[23:26] Masaki
Masaki here!
[23:27] Masaki
MayoPan's got a new member!
[23:29] Tokage
Who's that?
[23:29] Masaki
You, duh.
[23:30] Tokage
That's right! It's me, Tokage!
[23:32] Masaki
Honestly, I don't know if this will work out!
[23:33] Tokage
Seriously? Try harder!
[23:35] Group
Next time: "The Star of the Next Video is Who?"
SIGN The Star of the Next Video is Who?
SIGN The Star
SIGN The Star
[23:37] Fu
What? It's me?
E4 - The Star of the Next Video is Who?
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
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SIGN Hail to the King
[00:11] (Flashback) Aya
Hey!
[00:14] (Flashback) Fu
Aya-chan!
[00:15] (Flashback) Aya
Yo.
[00:17] (Flashback) Fu
You're awfully late.
[00:19] (Flashback) Fu
I was getting tired of waiting.
[00:22] (Flashback) Aya
Yesterday's Best Western Hits.
[00:24] (Flashback) Aya
I recorded it for you.
[00:27] (Flashback) Fu
New songs!
[00:30] (Flashback) Fu
I'm so happy.
[00:32] (Flashback) Fu
Thanks.
[00:35] (Flashback) Aya
The third track is so dope.
[00:37] (Flashback) Aya
It hits you like a knuckle sandwich
in a one-on-one street fight!
[00:41] (Flashback) Fu
I don't think I really get what you mean.
[00:45] (Flashback) Fu
Oh, yeah.
[00:46] (Flashback) Fu
I learned how to sing all the songs
you gave me last time.
[00:50] (Flashback) Aya
No kidding?
[00:52] (Flashback) Aya
Impressive.
[00:53] (Flashback) Fu
Why don't you play?
[00:54] (Flashback) Fu
We can sing together.
[00:57] (Flashback) Fu
Aya-chan?
[01:00] (Flashback) Aya
Hey, Fu...
[01:07] (Flashback) Aya
How about the two of us go pro?
[01:11] (Flashback) Aya
I feel like with you on board, we can make it.
[01:15] (Flashback) Fu
I...
[01:18] (Flashback) Fu
I'm...
SIGN The Star of the Next Video is Who?
[03:04] Masaki
Okay. Guess that's it.
[03:10] Masaki
Mm-hmm.
[03:12] Masaki
A nice room with plenty of space.
[03:14] Masaki
The question is whether
I can survive living with them.
SIGN Let's reach 1,000,000 subs!!
[03:21] Masaki
I've gotta do it!
[03:22] Masaki
I'll come up with videos
that are sure to go viral!
[03:25] Masaki
And to do that...
[03:28] Masaki
"Favorite things:"
[03:29] Masaki
"Strawberries, dustpans,
long chopsticks, Live-sama,"
[03:32] Masaki
"holo stickers, smooth rocks, cosmic peace."
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Please fill out this survey
Name: Ichiko
Favorite Things: Strawberries,
dustpans, long chopsticks, Live-sama <3,
holo stickers, smooth rocks, cosmic peace
Skills: Stocks, cleaning, forex,
laundry, cooking
[03:38] Masaki
Dumb as a rock.
[03:39] Ichiko
Huh? Did you say something?
[03:41] Masaki
Nope, not a thing.
[03:42] Masaki
Strawberries are good, aren't they?
[03:44] Masaki
Now for Live...
[03:46] Live
My favorite thing is the
blood flowing in your veins!
[03:49] Live
That's all!
[03:49] Masaki
Yikes!
[03:50] Tokage
I swear...
[03:52] Tokage
You want to know more about us
so badly, you printed out surveys?
[03:56] Tokage
Nosy, aren't we?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Please fill out this survey
Name:
TOKAGE!!
Favorite Things:
MONEY!!!
Skills:
[03:59] Masaki
Yeah, I expected as much.
[04:03] Masaki
Huh?
[04:03] Masaki
Wasn't there another one of you?
[04:05] Ichiko
Fu's out at work right now.
[04:07] Masaki
What, she has a job?
[04:08] Live
It's true.
[04:09] Live
One of our residents is a hard-working girl
who has a real job and pays her rent.
[04:14] Tokage
Cut it out. You're making me blush.
[04:16] Live
I'm not talking about you!
[04:18] Tokage
No need to be bashful.
[04:19] Live
Like hell I am!
[04:20] Masaki
Job or no job, I need her
to submit a survey.
[04:28] Masaki
Excuse me...
[04:33] Masaki
Totally blank.
[04:40] Masaki
What's this?
[04:48] Masaki
Wait...
[04:55] Live
Masaki, what are you doing in there?
[04:58] Masaki
Live...
[05:00] Masaki
I know what our next video's going to be.
[05:10] Fu
Have a good night.
[05:19] Masaki
Oh, here she is.
[05:21] Live
Hey, there!
[05:22] Fu
You two!
[05:23] Fu
How'd you get in here?!
[05:24] Group
Through the window.
[05:25] Fu
That's trespassing!
[05:27] Fu
Bath thieves!
[05:28] Live
Hey, don't be such a party pooper.
[05:31] Fu
We're closed for the night.
[05:33] Masaki
Okay, okay.
[05:35] Masaki
We'll get going, then...
[05:36] Masaki
Not!
[05:39] Masaki
Allow us to announce our next video.
[05:41] Live
The star of the next video is you!
[05:43] Masaki
The one singing a cover will be Fu!
[05:46] Fu
What?
[05:49] Fu
N-No, thanks.
[05:51] Group
Eh?
[05:52] Fu
How many times do I have
to tell you I won't do it?
[05:56] Live
Whew!
[05:57] Masaki
Nothing beats a cold one!
[05:59] Fu
Please listen to me!
[06:01] Fu
Why me, anyway?
[06:03] Masaki
Because I found out you can sing. Duh.
[06:09] Fu
Wait!
[06:09] Fu
Don't tell me you went in my room!
[06:11] Masaki
Whether I did or didn't isn't the issue here.
[06:15] Masaki
You love singing, and you used to sing
on the roof all the time, right?
[06:19] Masaki
Live told me.
[06:20] Live
Uh-huh.
[06:21] Fu
You could... hear me?
[06:23] Masaki
Now's the time to try
new ideas to rack up the hits!
[06:27] Masaki
Videos of song covers are popular,
[06:29] Masaki
and there's a good chance
it could gain us subs!
[06:33] Masaki
Got it? If you do, then hurry up and—
[06:35] Fu
You're so stubborn!
[06:36] Fu
Masaki-san, you're as stubborn as
the slimy gunk in the bathtubs!
[06:41] Masaki
Huh?!
[06:42] Masaki
That's one hell of a weird insult!
[06:44] Fu
I'll never sing again.
[06:48] Fu
I don't deserve to.
[06:51] Fu
Sorry.
[07:08] (Flashback) Aya
See ya.
[07:10] (Flashback) Fu
Yeah!
[07:12] (Flashback) Aya
Oh, yeah.
[07:13] (Flashback) Aya
Starting tomorrow, how about
we sing here every day?
[07:16] (Flashback) Fu
Yes, of course!
[07:18] (Flashback) Fu
I'd love to sing with you every day!
[07:20] (Flashback) Aya
If we're gonna be pro singers,
we need to get real!
[07:25] (Flashback) Fu
That's... true.
[07:27] (Flashback) Aya
What's gotten into you?
[07:29] (Flashback) Aya
Having second thoughts about the audition?
[07:31] (Flashback) Fu
No, that's not it!
[07:33] (Flashback) Aya
Then we've gotta buckle down!
[07:36] (Flashback) Aya
Let's kill it.
[07:38] (Flashback) Fu
Y-Yeah.
[07:42] (Flashback) Aya
Bye!
[07:48] (Flashback) Fu
What now?
[07:51] Singer
Thank you for hearing us perform.
[07:55] (Flashback) Yuki
You can't be serious.
[07:58] (Flashback) Fu
Yuki-sama...
[07:59] (Flashback) Yuki
A pro singer?
[08:01] (Flashback) Yuki
Do you plan on being on TV?
[08:03] (Flashback) Yuki
As a vampire?
[08:05] (Flashback) Fu
How do you know...
[08:07] (Flashback) Yuki
My job is to keep an eye on you lot.
[08:11] (Flashback) Yuki
A singer who miraculously doesn't age,
[08:13] (Flashback) Yuki
shrouded in mystery,
only making appearances at night...
[08:17] (Flashback) Yuki
It'll get people talking, at least.
[08:19] (Flashback) Fu
I know it's a lost cause.
[08:22] (Flashback) Yuki
I don't think you do.
[08:30] (Flashback) Yuki
Don't cling to a dream
that can never come true.
[08:36] Fu
Gotta tell her...
[08:39] Fu
Gotta tell her...
[08:41] Fu
Gotta tell her.
[08:43] Fu
Gotta tell her.
[08:45] Fu
Gotta tell her!
[08:47] Fu
Gotta tell her!
SIGN Open-Air Concert Hall
[09:00] (Flashback) Fu
An outdoor stage...
SIGN Shine On! Singing Contest!
[09:10] Fu
I can't back down now.
Not after all this time.
[09:14] Fu
I mean, if I did...
[09:17] Fu
That'd be...
[09:23] (Flashback) Aya
What's up? You okay?
[09:25] (Flashback) Fu
Aya-chan.
[09:26] (Flashback) Aya
Sorry I'm late.
[09:29] (Flashback) Fu
No, it's fine.
[09:31] (Flashback) Aya
Let's make it through.
[09:33] (Flashback) Aya
The two of us.
[09:39] (Flashback) Aya
What's wrong?
[09:41] (Flashback) Aya
Nerves getting to ya?
[09:42] (Flashback) Aya
This is no time to be shaking in your boots!
[09:44] (Flashback) Fu
L-Listen, I...
[09:49] (Flashback) Fu
Aya-chan.
[09:51] (Flashback) Aya
Guess I'm not one to talk.
[09:54] (Flashback) Aya
My folks...
[09:56] (Flashback) Aya
They keep giving me a hard time.
[09:58] (Flashback) Aya
Saying my dream can never come true.
[10:00] (Flashback) Aya
Shut up. What do you know?
[10:03] (Flashback) Aya
I'm banking on this audition.
[10:11] (Flashback) Fu
Wh-Why'd you do that?!
[10:12] (Flashback) Aya
Firing myself up.
[10:14] (Flashback) Fu
F-Firing?!
[10:16] Announcer
Next up is entry number 14.
[10:19] Announcer
The two-piece act, Who Are You!
[10:21] Announcer
Step on up!
SIGN Shine On! Singing Contest!
[10:28] (Flashback) Aya
Here we go, Fu!
[10:57] Fu
What am I doing?
[10:59] Fu
I can't even go out in the sunlight!
[11:03] (Flashback) Aya
Fu?
[11:08] (Flashback) Fu
I'm sorry.
[11:13] (Flashback) Aya
Fu!
[11:27] Masaki
Damn it!
[11:28] Masaki
"Don't deserve to"?
What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:32] Masaki
You were singing so happily!
[11:35] Masaki
So how come?
[11:37] Live
I'm back!
[11:39] Masaki
Live!
[11:40] Masaki
Why are you coming in through the window?
[11:42] Masaki
Wait, where'd you go off to?
[11:44] Live
Here and there for some Fu stuff.
[11:46] Live
I had an idea of what all this was about,
so I got some answers out of Shige.
[11:51] Masaki
Shige... Yuki-san?
[11:54] Masaki
All right. Since the song cover
video's riding on this, too,
[11:57] Masaki
let's really put our backs into it!
[11:58] Group
Yeah!
SIGN The Folk
SIGN All About Folk Songs
SIGN New Music
SIGN Shine On! Singing Contest!
SIGN Singer-Songwriter
Audition
SIGN Step up, hotshots! Coming this fall!!!
Will you be the next big TV star?!
SIGN Stay Tuned for Updates!
SIGN Japanese Folk
& Rock Feature
SIGN Live
We're searching for this person!
All info is welcome, so please
leave a comment if you know her.
SIGN A Community for
Folk Song Lovers
SIGN Mr. Bear
Who is she? Quite the looker
Milk
how old is that photo? lmao
Party of One
I don't know who she is...
Is she a family member?
Akari
She looks tough as nails LOL
Is she one of them delinquent girls??
S.H
who's that? someone famous?
Marguerite
No clue
the sake liker
Never seen her, but I hope
you find her soon <3
[12:16] Masaki
Anything?
SIGN the sake liker
Never seen her, but I hope
you find her soon <3
Sinji
Whoa, she's awesome!!
Yumi Kimura Smith
I saw her play a concert two years ago.
I think this is the same AYA-san.
[12:21] Group
Yes!
[12:28] Fu
Um, Masaki-san...
[12:30] Masaki
Y-You scared me!
[12:32] Masaki
Don't sneak up behind me like that!
[12:34] Fu
I wasn't trying to sneak up on you.
[12:36] Masaki
Oh, um, sorry.
[12:38] Fu
You've been acting weird.
[12:41] Fu
Are you up to something?
[12:43] Masaki
No way! I wouldn't dream of it!
[12:46] Masaki
It's nothing at all!
[12:48] Masaki
So long!
[12:49] Fu
Wait right there!
[12:51] Fu
You really suck at telling lies.
[12:53] Masaki
I'm not lying.
[12:55] Fu
I can see right through you.
[12:59] Masaki
Let me tell you what's up, then.
[13:01] Masaki
We went looking for her.
[13:03] Masaki
The girl named Aya.
[13:06] Fu
How do you know that name?
[13:08] Masaki
We looked it up.
[13:12] Fu
Do you really want me to sing that badly?
[13:15] Masaki
So she is the reason why you won't sing.
[13:18] Fu
You're wrong!
[13:20] Fu
It was my own decision not to sing anymore!
[13:24] Fu
Aya-chan's got nothing to do with it!
[13:26] Fu
Why do you keep sticking
your nose in my business?!
[13:29] Masaki
I'm doing it for the videos—
[13:30] Fu
No one will enjoy watching me be pressured
into something I don't want to do.
[13:34] Masaki
Well...
[13:36] Fu
Please just leave me be.
[13:39] Masaki
Fine, then!
[13:41] Masaki
Piss and moan until you die, for all I care!
[13:44] Masaki
I saw how carefully you kept
those ancient cassettes!
[13:46] Masaki
It's obvious that you're still not over her!
[13:52] Masaki
We received word of someone named
Aya holding a concert two years ago.
[13:57] Masaki
We found the venue location, as well.
[14:00] Masaki
Interested?
[14:02] Fu
N-No.
[14:03] Masaki
I see.
[14:05] Masaki
Then throw it in the trash.
[14:09] Masaki
You said you don't deserve to sing.
[14:12] Masaki
Just so you know, no one's undeserving
of doing the things they want.
[14:17] Masaki
That's all from me.
[14:24] Live
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[14:26] Masaki
What's up?
[14:27] Live
Fu left a message!
[14:30] Live
"I'll be out of the house for a while.
Don't worry about me."
[14:33] Live
What do we do?
[14:34] Live
Is it because of all our meddling?
[14:37] Masaki
She said not to worry. I'm sure she's fine.
[14:54] Fu
I'm here.
[14:58] Fu
I should have done more research.
[15:01] Fu
My phone stopped working
as soon as I got here, too.
[15:04] Fu
I'm even dumber than Ichiko-chan!
[15:09] Woman 1
You've had way too much to drink.
[15:11] Woman 2
I feel sick...
[15:12] Fu
Japanese?
[15:13] Woman 2
I swear.
[15:14] Fu
E-Excuse me!
[15:17] Fu
Can you tell me how to find this address?
[15:25] Band Member 1
That was a good show, man!
[15:27] Band Member 2
Yeah, we nailed it!
[15:28] Band Member 1
Yeah, let's have a beer!
[15:37] Fu
Excuse me.
[15:44] Fu
Aya-chan performed here.
[15:53] Owner
Sorry, we're closed.
[15:55] Fu
U-Um, I'm...
[16:00] Fu
This case...
[16:01] Owner
Hey, hey, hey!
SIGN Hail to the King
[16:02] Owner
Don't touch that!
[16:04] Owner
That guitar's precious to me, y'know.
SIGN Hail to the King
[16:10] Fu
Aya-chan's guitar case...
[16:14] Owner
You a friend of Aya or something?
[16:17] Fu
I-I'm Aya-chan's...
[16:21] Fu
Um, English... Um...
[16:29] Live
You think Fu managed to find Aya-chan?
[16:32] Ichiko
I'm sure she did!
[16:34] Tokage
Good for her, though.
[16:36] Tokage
Fu managed to take a bold new step.
[16:38] Live
Tokage!
[16:39] Tokage
Now we might make some cash!
[16:42] Tokage
Isn't that just lovely?
[16:50] Live
Fu!
[16:52] Masaki
H-How'd it go?
[16:56] Fu
Aya-chan passed away.
[17:02] Tokage
Seriously, human lives are so damn short.
[17:06] Ichiko
Um, how about some tea?
[17:09] Live
Ah, I'm fine for now. Thanks for asking.
[17:12] Ichiko
You're welcome.
[17:15] Masaki
Not gonna play it?
[17:16] Masaki
After he gave it to you.
[17:18] Fu
I don't know how to.
[17:19] Fu
Aya-chan was always
the one in charge of playing.
[17:24] Masaki
Sorry.
[17:26] Masaki
I should have looked into it more first.
[17:32] Fu
Let me apologize as well.
[17:34] Fu
You did all of this for me,
but I said those awful things.
[17:39] Masaki
No, I did it for the videos.
[17:43] Fu
If I'd acted sooner,
I might have seen her again.
[17:48] Fu
No, if I'd just had the courage
to face her back then...
[17:54] Fu
But I was too scared that she might hate me.
[17:59] Fu
I always make the wrong decision.
[18:05] Live
Um...
[18:06] Live
Got a moment?
[18:08] Live
We found this in the guitar case.
[18:20] Aya
Huh? Is this thing already on?
[18:22] Aya's Friend
Sure is. Introduce yourself!
[18:25] Aya
Hey. I'm Aya, a singer.
[18:28] Aya's Friend
Great, thanks!
[18:32] Aya
Bring it on!
[18:33] Aya's Friend
Today I'm here to interview the Japanese
artist making big, big waves in America!
[18:39] Aya
Is that sarcasm?
[18:41] Aya's Friend
No, no.
[18:42] Aya's Friend
It'll be true soon enough!
[18:44] Aya
Huh?
[18:45] Aya's Friend
Once you make it big, this video
will be worth its weight in gold!
[18:49] Aya
Yeah, yeah.
[18:50] Aya
I'll do my best to make that happen.
[18:52] Aya's Friend
Let's get started!
[18:54] Aya
Ask me anything!
[18:55] Aya's Friend
In a few words, can you tell us
why you decided to go into singing?
[19:02] Aya
A long time ago, back in my slightly wild era,
[19:05] Aya
there was only one person I was tight with.
[19:08] Aya
I guess it started when I met her.
[19:11] Aya's Friend
So she was the one who gave you that push?
[19:14] Aya
Something like that.
[19:15] Aya's Friend
Huh...
[19:16] Aya
She was a real killer singer.
[19:18] Aya
If I was with her, we could go pro.
[19:21] Aya
The two of us in the big leagues...
or so I thought.
[19:24] Aya's Friend
You thought?
[19:24] Aya
We suddenly lost touch, and that was that.
[19:28] Aya
She ran away from me, without telling me why.
[19:32] Aya
On the day of our audition, at that.
[19:34] Aya's Friend
Maybe she had her reasons?
[19:36] Aya
I'm sure she did.
[19:39] Aya
But I wish she'd told me why.
[19:41] Aya
It's seriously a mystery.
[19:43] Aya
I always figured we were real close,
[19:47] Aya
but it turns out there was a lot
I didn't know about her.
[19:50] Aya
Still, I had fun singing together
with her every day.
[19:55] Aya
I bet she... I bet Fu had fun as well.
[19:59] Aya
There's no doubt in my mind about that.
[20:02] Aya's Friend
Um, you lost me there.
[20:05] Aya
No surprise.
[20:07] Aya
Well, what I mean is...
[20:09] Aya
If she's out there singing to this day,
[20:12] Aya
that'd make me really happy.
[20:13] Band Member 1
Hey, is that Aya?
[20:15] Band Member 2
Hey, you recording something?
[20:17] Fu
I'm sorry.
[20:20] Fu
For running away by myself.
[20:22] Fu
For disappearing without a word.
[20:24] Fu
For not seeing you
while you were still alive.
[20:27] Fu
I'm sorry!
[20:30] Fu
All I ever wanted was to sing with you.
[20:35] Fu
Aya-chan...
[21:05] Live
Well?
[21:06] Live
Not bad for something
we cobbled together, right?
[21:08] Masaki
We did all this for you,
so show a little gratitude.
[21:11] Fu
Everyone...
[21:24] Masaki
What's gotten into you?!
[21:27] Fu
Just firing myself up.
[23:16] Masaki
Okay, all good!
[23:25] Fu
Live-sama, I brought back
souvenirs from New York.
[23:28] Live
What'd you get?
[23:28] Fu
A wall pennant, a Statue of Liberty
trinket, a t-shirt, bath soaks...
[23:31] Live
The bath soaks, then!
[23:33] Fu
How nice! You'll be in New Soak City!
[23:35] Live
Wow.
[23:35] Group
Next time:
"Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival"!
SIGN Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
[23:38] Live
As in, New York City!
E5 - Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
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[00:09] Masaki
Why are you the only one here?
[00:12] Masaki
Didn't I tell you?
[00:13] Masaki
Fu's cover song,
[00:15] Masaki
Tokage's gambling,
[00:16] Masaki
Ichiko's cooking,
[00:18] Masaki
and your mukbang...
[00:20] Masaki
Since your solo content's been gaining steam,
[00:22] Masaki
it's time to put more effort
into videos with everybody.
[00:24] Live
I-I feel ya.
[00:26] Live
Sorry. They're all out at the moment.
[00:29] Masaki
Out, you say?
[00:30] Masaki
Even though I pulled an all-nighter
[00:33] Masaki
to finish my editing work
in time for today's shoot?
[00:36] Live
Well, you know how it is.
[00:38] Masaki
No, I don't!
[00:38] Masaki
Do you not care?!
[00:40] Masaki
You think you're hot stuff because
your solo vids are doing okay?
[00:43] Masaki
Get real!
[00:44] Live
Sorry—
[00:45] Masaki
I've had it!
[00:46] Masaki
You're not getting my blood!
[00:48] Live
Please!
[00:49] Live
Don't abandon me!
[00:51] Live
I'll do anything you want!
[00:52] Masaki
Anything?
[00:54] Masaki
Then go take a trip here by yourselves!
[00:57] Live
Tra-Pickle Island?
SIGN A Must for This Summer!
Desert Island Booking Plan
SIGN Tra-Pickle Island
SIGN Whole Island Rental!
SIGN A once-in-a-lifetime memory!
Want to experience
the ultimate adventure?
SIGN Highlights of
Tra-Pickle Island
[00:59] Masaki
A one-week desert island survival challenge.
[01:02] Live
What?
SIGN Normally, you need special permission
to film on a desert island
[01:04] Masaki
You'll be taking care of all the
planning and filming by yourselves,
[01:07] Masaki
so bring me back a proper video!
[01:09] Masaki
Good night!
[01:10] Live
Hey! Masaki!
[01:14] Live
What even goes into a proper video?
SIGN Blood-or-Die! Desert Island Survival
[02:54] Ichiko
The ocean!
[02:55] Ichiko
The sandy beach!
[02:56] Ichiko
A desert island!
[03:00] Ichiko
Hey, what's with that attitude?!
[03:03] Tokage
Another thousand yen and I would have had it.
[03:05] Tokage
Why'd I get dragged out here?
[03:08] Fu
I was in the middle of my shift.
[03:10] Ichiko
And I was in the middle of shopping for dinner!
[03:14] Ichiko
But now that we're here,
we might as well enjoy it!
[03:20] Ichiko
L-Live-sama!
[03:21] Live
All eyes on me!
SIGN MayoPan's
One-Week Desert Island
Survival Challenge
[03:23] Live
This is MayoPan's one-week
desert island survival challenge!
SIGN MayoPan's
One-Week Desert Island
Survival Challenge
[03:30] Live
Here's the agenda for day one!
SIGN Day One
SIGN Set up camp
Start a fire
Collect drinking water
SIGN Day One
SIGN Set up camp
Start a fire
Collect drinking water
[03:34] Live
Leveling the ground!
[03:35] Live
Gathering flotsam!
[03:37] Live
Breaking a sweat putting up a tent!
[03:40] Live
Getting blisters while using a hand drill friction,
[03:43] Live
until at last, we start a fire!
[03:45] Live
Exploring the area until
we find potable water!
[03:49] Live
Collecting and boiling it!
[03:51] Live
Tasty!
[03:53] Live
Day two!
[03:54] Live
Struggling to catch fish in the water to eat!
[03:55] Live
A perfect set of plans, as proper as can be!
[03:59] Live
Come back!
[03:59] Live
Come back, Masaki's blood!
[04:02] Live
That's all!
SIGN The End
[04:03] Live
Any questions?
[04:04] Tokage
Do we really gotta do all that?
[04:07] Tokage
I wanna take it easy.
[04:08] Ichiko
Tokage!
[04:09] Ichiko
Live-sama spent good time planning this!
[04:11] Tokage
Not my problem.
[04:13] Live
Here!
[04:14] Live
Surviving on a desert island in swimsuits!
[04:17] Live
This is guaranteed to rake in the clicks!
[04:20] Live
And if we strike it rich...
[04:23] Live
You can play all the
pachinko and slots you want!
[04:25] Live
Or sing all you want with a pro live band!
[04:30] Live
Or, er... eat all the snacks you want?
[04:33] Tokage
Let's do this, girls!
[04:36] Live
A perfect motivational speech, too!
SIGN Recording
SIGN Day 1
[04:43] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[04:46] Live
Mayonaka Punch!
[04:48] Live
Live here!
[04:48] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[04:49] Fu
I'm Fu.
[04:50] Tokage
Tokage!
[04:53] Live
Ichiko, Tokage.
[04:54] Live
Take this seriously.
[04:55] Ichiko
Aye aye!
[04:57] Live
As of today...
[04:59] Live
We'll be starting a one-week,
girls-only desert island survival challenge!
[05:04] Fu
And of course, it'll be survival in the
dead of night, the MayoPan way!
[05:08] Ichiko
Let's get down to business
with our plans for the first day!
[05:11] Tokage
Today, we'll be setting up camp using flotsam.
[05:14] Tokage
I can build anything,
from a castle to a log cabin—
[05:16] Live
This will be our home base!
[05:17] Live
There's plenty of space,
and it should be easy to level out.
[05:20] Live
Perfect for setting up camp!
[05:22] Live
Okay!
[05:23] Live
We've got a lot of work ahead
starting from day one!
[05:25] Live
Let's get pumped up!
[05:26] Live
Here we go!
[05:29] Masaki
Yeah.
[05:30] Masaki
Wonder if that's what they're
saying right about now.
[05:34] Masaki
Man, TSUMA-shi's good!
[05:36] Masaki
His editing here is so slick!
[05:40] Live
Oh, wow!
[05:42] Live
Night-vision mode works better than I thought!
[05:44] Live
Very nice.
[05:46] Live
Boy, flotsam is pretty hard to find, huh?
[05:51] Live
Oh, right now, everyone else
is preparing to set up camp.
[05:55] Live
And that's why...
[05:56] Live
Huh?
[05:57] Live
Whoa!
[05:59] Live
Look at this!
[06:00] Live
A tarp!
[06:01] Live
Just what we need to protect us
from the rain and wind!
[06:04] Live
Wait, there's driftwood here as well!
[06:05] Live
Sweet!
[06:06] Sign
Tomatoes
[06:06] Live
A can and a plastic bottle, too!
[06:09] Live
Awesome, no punctures!
[06:11] Live
We can use this to collect water,
[06:13] Live
and cook on the campfire with this can,
[06:14] Live
and even make salt from seawater!
[06:16] Live
The perfect find for some peace of mind!
[06:19] Live
With that, I've got what I need!
[06:21] Live
Time to head back to base!
SIGN Recording
[06:24] Live
So heavy...
[06:27] Live
I'm dying here!
[06:36] Live
The more shots, the better.
SIGN Recording
[06:41] Live
I'm back!
[06:42] Ichiko
Welcome back, Live-sama!
[06:44] Live
The hell's this?!
[06:46] Tokage
The perfect base, of course!
[06:48] Tokage
It's DIY! D-I-Y!
[06:51] Live
You really built a house?!
[06:52] Live
What happened to survival?!
[06:55] Fu
Live-sama, I made sure to get all of it!
[07:01] Ichiko
Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[07:06] Live
I think you've exceeded the
limits of human ability.
[07:10] Tokage
I'm so sad.
[07:12] Tokage
This...
[07:14] Tokage
turned into this!
[07:17] Tokage
All my hard work...
[07:19] Live
All right, here we go!
[07:20] Ichiko
Let's go all out and start this fire!
[07:22] Live
Listen up, everyone.
[07:24] Live
The struggle to start a fire
is what matters here.
[07:26] Live
Even survival pros can take hours just to...
[07:33] Ichiko
You can start a fire in no time!
[07:35] Ichiko
How amusing.
[07:36] Live
Not if you're human, you can't!
[07:38] Fu
Live-sama, how's this?
[07:41] Live
Fu, you get it!
[07:44] Fu
I-It's working!
[07:46] Live
Ichiko, the dry grass!
[07:48] Ichiko
Here, dry grass!
[07:49] Fu
Thanks.
[07:50] Tokage
Dang, you're a real natural, Fu.
[07:57] Live
You did it!
[07:58] Ichiko
Good job!
[08:01] Tokage
I forgot to press record.
[08:07] Ichiko
What a slow trickle.
[08:09] Tokage
Slow as molasses.
[08:10] Fu
Slow and steady.
[08:11] Live
Listen, people want to see—
[08:13] Tokage
If we crack this baby open,
the water'll come shooting out!
[08:16] Tokage
Mayonaka Pun—
[08:19] Live
You know you can't just punch
a rock in half, right?
[08:22] Tokage
R-Right.
SIGN Tomatoes
[08:26] Live
Okay, let's start boiling this.
[08:31] Live
Why are you drinking it?!
[08:33] Ichiko
Huh?
[08:33] Live
You need to boil the water before drinking it!
[08:35] Live
If you were human,
you'd be in for a really bad time!
[08:38] Ichiko
But I'm a vampire—
[08:39] Ichiko
Ah!
[08:40] Ichiko
Tee-hee!
SIGN Instead of Drinking Water,
SIGN We Ate Only
SIGN Watermelon
SIGN Watermelon
SIGN For 1 Whole Week
SIGN For 1 Whole Week
[08:48] Masaki
Managed to get it done.
SIGN Back
SIGN Publish
[08:54] Masaki
I wonder how they're all doing.
[08:57] Masaki
Not that I'm expecting much.
[08:59] Masaki
Whatever. Time for a drink!
[09:08] Live
Tokage!
[09:14] Live
They sure are a handful.
SIGN Day 2
[09:21] Live
Ta-dah!
[09:22] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN Recording
[09:24] Live
This is day two of life on a desert island!
[09:27] Live
Today, we're diving into the water
to catch some fish!
[09:30] Live
Who will be the first to snag one?
[09:33] Live
Okay, let's get started!
[09:36] Live
Now...
[09:37] Live
Where the hell did they go?!
[09:42] Fu
Here?
[09:43] Ichiko
If you don't, then who will?
[09:45] Ichiko
You're MayoPan's star singer, Fu!
[09:48] Fu
S-Star singer...
[09:50] Ichiko
Okay! Take it away!
[09:52] Ichiko
Take it away!
[09:54] Ichiko
Take it away!
[09:55] Fu
Okay, please listen!
[10:02] Tokage
Are ya ready?
[10:04] Tokage
Here we go!
[10:07] Tokage
Okay, place yer bets!
[10:13] Tokage
Even on 2-2, huh?
[10:16] Tokage
Then I'll go for odd on 4-1!
[10:19] Tokage
Open!
[10:20] Tokage
Even on 2-2?!
[10:23] Tokage
I lost!
[10:27] Live
Got myself a coconut crab.
[10:33] Live
Here we go!
[11:06] Live
Got it! I'm first!
[11:09] Tokage
Hi-yah!
[11:20] Group
Victory!
[11:22] Live
You're going way too wild!
[11:24] Live
There's no way humans could catch a marlin!
[11:28] Ichiko
The bigger the better!
[11:29] Live
No way!
[11:30] Tokage
What's the big deal?
[11:31] Tokage
Hell, why are we even on this desert island?
[11:34] Live
To shoot a video, what else?!
[11:36] Live
Let's do this the right way!
[11:38] Live
We barely have any usable footage
from the past two days!
[11:41] Fu
She's right.
[11:42] Fu
You two need to take it down a notch.
[11:44] Ichiko
I don't want to hear that from you!
[11:46] Ichiko
You were about to sing, too!
[11:48] Fu
That's not relevant right now.
[11:50] Ichiko
How sassy!
[11:51] Ichiko
I don't need sass from you, Fu!
[11:53] Fu
What's that mean?!
[11:55] Ichiko
You're my lackey!
[11:55] Tokage
Ugh, I'm starving. Time for some blood.
[11:56] Fu
That's not true!
[11:58] Ichiko
Do you understand me?!
[12:01] Ichiko
Huh?
[12:01] Fu
What is it?
[12:02] Live
What now?
[12:03] Tokage
The blood... isn't here!
[12:06] Tokage
We forgot to bring it.
[12:29] Reporter
Next, we have the weather.
SIGN Typhoon Warning
[12:31] Reporter
The typhoon that formed in the Philippine Sea
yesterday continues to grow stronger,
SIGN Typhoon Warning
SIGN Tra-Pickle Island
SIGN Extremely Strong
SIGN Storm Area
SIGN Strong Wind Area
[12:36] Reporter
and is currently passing through
the Tra-Pickle Island region.
[12:58] Fu
Everyone, this way!
[13:03] Masaki
Yay!
[13:05] Masaki
Now then, let's set all this up!
[13:13] Tokage
I want some blood!
[13:15] Ichiko
You know we don't have any!
[13:17] Tokage
Well, why not?!
[13:18] Live
Calm down!
[13:19] Ichiko
I wish I could!
[13:21] Tokage
Blood! Where's my blood?!
[13:23] Live
Why don't we film today's part for now?
SIGN Day 3
SIGN Recording
[13:29] Live
T-Ta-dah!
[13:31] Live
Day three on a desert island!
[13:33] Live
Today, we'll be, um...
[13:36] Live
Tokage!
[13:37] Tokage
Sorry, but I'm getting outta here!
[13:46] Tokage
Too low on blood.
[13:49] Tokage
I know! My phone!
[13:50] Tokage
I'll call for help on my phone!
[13:52] Tokage
No service!
SIGN No Service
[13:55] Tokage
I need...
[13:56] Tokage
I need to go home!
[13:59] Tokage
The parlor is getting new machines!
I asked Ichijo-kun to tune the pins!
[14:03] Tokage
Chance Akaishi's waiting for me!
[14:15] Tokage
I know! A raft!
[14:32] Tokage
No!
[14:35] Tokage
I'm all out of ideas.
[14:37] Ichiko
Blood... I want blood.
[14:40] Fu
If I sing...
[14:42] Fu
Even if I sing a song,
I still can't distract myself!
[14:46] Live
Hey! It'll be okay!
[14:48] Live
I'm sure Masaki will notice
and come to our rescue!
[14:51] Live
Let's focus on shooting our video until then!
[14:53] Live
'Kay?
SIGN Day 4
[14:55] Fu
Live-sama.
[14:57] Fu
Live-sama!
[15:10] Masaki
There!
SIGN Day 5
SIGN Staying Up Late
on a Sunday
SIGN Day 6
[16:03] Live
Tokage's finally gone into
low-energy mode as well.
SIGN Day 7
[16:13] Masaki
Lighting, check!
[16:14] Masaki
Camera angle, check!
[16:16] Masaki
Let's get to it!
[16:17] Masaki
Good morning from the dead of night!
[16:20] Masaki
Mayonaka Punch...
[16:31] Masaki
Setup, check.
[16:45] Live
In the end, nothing turned out
the way I planned.
[16:51] Live
But I need to finish the job, at least!
SIGN Recording
[16:57] Live
Live here!
[16:58] Live
We're finally done with our
seven-day survival challenge!
[17:02] Live
Good work, everyone!
[17:06] Live
We ran into all sorts of
mishaps this time around.
[17:10] Live
There's a lot we didn't get around to doing.
[17:13] Live
Let's think of those as future goals for now.
SIGN Recording
[17:18] Live
Next time, we'll prepare more thoroughly.
[17:21] Live
For a more perfect time surviving...
[17:26] Live
Surviving...
[17:31] Live
Okay, everyone, until next time.
SIGN Day 8
[17:38] Masaki
The week's up,
so why aren't they back yet?
[17:43] Masaki
We still need to record
their closing remarks—
[17:46] Masaki
Ow!
[17:48] Masaki
What's this?!
[17:50] Masaki
This is their supply.
[17:53] Masaki
Wait, what?!
[17:54] Masaki
Does that mean they left this behind?!
[17:57] Masaki
Can they go without blood for a week?
[18:07] Live
So cold...
[18:11] Live
I just wish I could've tasted
Masaki's blood before the end.
[18:17] Live
Masaki...
[18:37] Live
Huh?
[18:39] Live
I can go ahead?
[18:44] Live
At long last!
[18:46] Live
I get to drink Masaki's blood!
[18:48] Live
Time to dig in!
[18:54] Masaki
Live.
[18:55] Masaki
Live!
[18:57] Masaki
How's it going?
[19:00] Live
Wh-What are you doing here?!
[19:02] Masaki
What kind of question is that?!
[19:03] Masaki
You're the ones who forgot to bring the blood!
[19:05] Yuki
Talk about causing trouble.
[19:08] Live
Shige?!
[19:09] Yuki
Do you know how hard it is to fly
across the ocean carrying a human?
[19:13] Yuki
You there!
[19:15] Yuki
Crying won't work on me next time!
[19:17] Masaki
H-Huh?!
[19:18] Masaki
Can you stop making stuff up?!
[19:20] Masaki
You upside-down liar!
[19:21] Yuki
You're the one who was crying
about how they might be dead.
[19:25] Yuki
Upside-down or not.
[19:26] Tokage
Gimme some more blood!
[19:28] Ichiko
You already had plenty!
[19:30] Fu
Please stop fighting!
[19:32] Masaki
I-I didn't cry or anything.
[19:33] Yuki
Hey, now! Wait your turn!
[19:38] Masaki
Live?
[19:43] Masaki
What's wrong?
[19:45] Live
I wasn't able to shoot a proper video at all.
[19:49] Live
I'm nothing but a failure!
[19:51] Masaki
Hey, just calm down.
[19:53] Live
I can't show you any of the footage we shot!
[19:56] Live
Scrap it! Throw it away!
[19:57] Live
I'm sorry!
[19:58] Masaki
I already watched it.
[20:01] Masaki
Skimmed it, at least.
[20:03] Live
Why'd you look?!
[20:05] Masaki
It's good stuff.
[20:06] Live
What?
[20:07] Masaki
Chopping down a tree bare-handed won't fly,
[20:11] Masaki
but starting the fire in a flash,
or drinking untreated water...
[20:15] Masaki
You even managed to put up a tent.
[20:17] Masaki
Right?
[20:18] Live
But we can't use most of it!
[20:20] Live
It's totally absurd, not to mention
beyond human ability.
[20:23] Masaki
There are plenty of editing tricks
we can use for that.
[20:26] Masaki
You need material that's entertaining
before anything else.
[20:29] Live
But there was also the marlin,
and then the typhoon.
[20:33] Live
Most of the back half is just us half-dead.
[20:35] Live
It's just one disaster after another.
[20:37] Masaki
What's wrong with disasters?
[20:39] Masaki
You don't end up half-dead every day.
[20:41] Masaki
You got real lucky!
[20:43] Live
That's totally off!
[20:44] Live
You can't make a proper video like that!
[20:47] Masaki
No, sure you can.
[20:49] Live
What?
[20:50] Masaki
Maybe it didn't go the way you planned it,
[20:53] Masaki
but it shows you all trying your hardest.
[20:56] Masaki
All of that taken as a whole
is what makes for a good video.
[20:59] Masaki
Like the time with the garlic.
[21:02] Masaki
You did a proper good job.
[21:04] Live
Then I'm...
[21:06] Masaki
All good.
[21:08] Live
Does that mean...
[21:10] Live
I can drink your blood?
[21:12] Masaki
Not what we agreed on.
[21:14] Live
Ah, okay.
[21:17] Masaki
Still, looks like you need me
in charge after all.
[21:21] Masaki
I'll need to roll up my sleeves
to edit this bad boy!
[21:24] Live
I'll...
[21:25] Live
I'll help you edit it!
[21:27] Live
I'll do what I can with your help!
[21:31] Masaki
Let me warn you:
You need a real good eye for editing.
[21:35] Masaki
If you half-ass it, I'm calling off that
promise about my blood for good!
[21:39] Live
No problem!
[21:40] Live
I'm a real go-getter when it comes to it!
[21:47] Masaki
Happy to have you!
SIGN Live
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Live
Live here!
[23:26] Masaki
Masaki.
[23:27] Live
Can't believe we forgot the blood!
SIGN Nearby Residents Concerned
SIGN Lives in Vicinity
SIGN It suddenly collapsed and scared me to death
[23:28] Masaki
That's the most important thing!
[23:29] Live
Tsk, tsk. That's where you're wrong!
[23:31] Masaki
Huh?
[23:31] Live
The most important thing to me is Masaki...
[23:33] Masaki
Yeah, yeah.
[23:33] Live
...'s blood!
[23:34] Masaki
It always comes back to that!
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Ichiko's Wish"!
SIGN Ichiko's Wish
[23:37] Live
I wanna drink your blood!
E6 - Ichiko's Wish
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[00:04] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[00:07] Live
Mayonaka Punch!
[00:08] Live
Live here!
[00:09] Kid 1
You really went to a desert island.
[00:11] Kid 2
Two hundred thousand views?!
SIGN °NO ESCAPE° 1 Week Desert Island Survival
200k views 1 week ago ...more
Mayonaka Punch
30k subscribers
[00:14] Kid 2
Wowie!
[00:15] Ichiko
That's nothing for me.
[00:17] Group
Awesome!
[00:21] Ichiko
What kind of videos are you all watching?
[00:23] Kid 3
This one for me.
[00:25] Kid 3
We're doing this for music class.
[00:27] Kid 3
We're practicing as a group.
[00:28] Kid 2
Teamwork is key.
[00:31] Kid 2
We need to all be in sync.
[00:33] Yu's Mother
Yu-kun!
[00:36] Kid 1
Mama!
[00:38] Kid 2
I should be heading home, too.
[00:39] Kid 3
Me, too!
[00:42] Group
Later!
[01:07] Ichiko
Eh?
[02:43] Masaki
So it's here...
[02:45] Masaki
Wait, it's just an old office building.
[02:48] Masaki
Is this really the place?
[02:51] Masaki
A-Are you okay?
[02:53] Live
Y-Yeah.
[02:54] Live
Let's go.
SIGN Caution
Watch Your Fingers
SIGN Ichiko's Wish
[03:09] Announcer
At around seven o'clock this evening,
SIGN Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery
[03:11] Announcer
there was an explosion of unknown
origin in this quiet neighborhood.
SIGN Nearby Residents Concerned
SIGN Lives in Vicinity
[03:16] Tokage
Man, it just suddenly collapsed
and scared me to death.
[03:19] Tokage
The cause? Beats me.
[03:22] Tokage
Maybe a gigantic bat or something?
[03:24] Tokage
Or maybe a goddess came bursting out!
SIGN Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery
[03:28] Announcer
As you can see, local residents
continue to offer cryptic comments...
[03:33] Yuki
Do you know why you were
summoned here to home base?
[03:37] Live
Um...
[03:38] Live
About what happened at Banpai Manor...
[03:41] Group
We're terribly sorry!
[03:49] Masaki
So Mother's behind that curtain?
[03:52] Masaki
I can't make her out at all.
[03:55] Yuki
We've allowed you to make videos.
[03:57] Yuki
But I believe we said
not to cause any commotion.
[04:00] Live
Yes.
[04:01] Yuki
So how did this come about?
[04:04] Live
Well, um...
[04:12] (Flashback) Tokage
Girls!
[04:14] (Flashback) Tokage
Enjoying the drinks I bought
with my gambling winnings?
[04:18] (Flashback) Group
Yeah!
[04:19] (Flashback) Tokage
Toss me up in the air!
[04:22] (Flashback) Group
And a one! And a two!
[04:25] (Flashback) Group
And a three!
[04:31] Live
We're so very sorry!
[04:33] Group
Sorry!
[04:35] Yuki
Banpai Manor will be demolished.
[04:37] Group
What?!
[04:38] Ichiko
D-Demolished?
[04:39] Yuki
On Mother's orders.
[04:43] Yuki
You wrecked Banpai Manor,
attracted the public's attention,
[04:47] Yuki
and risked humans discovering
the existence of vampires.
[04:51] Yuki
It's only natural that
you'd be punished for it.
[04:53] Yuki
You're a bunch of bad oranges!
[04:57] Yuki
Or so Mother says.
[04:59] Masaki
What's she mean by bad oranges?
Is that a proverb?
[05:02] Fu
Um, there's an old TV drama...
[05:04] Yuki
You there!
[05:04] Yuki
Cut the chatter!
[05:06] Fu
So sorry!
[05:07] Tokage
If you tear down Banpai Manor, where do we go?!
[05:11] Yuki
You'll be moved to a different house
where we keep troublemakers.
[05:15] Masaki
Hey!
[05:16] Masaki
What about me, then?!
[05:18] Yuki
Don't care. Do what you want.
[05:20] Masaki
It's hard to shoot videos
unless we live together!
[05:24] Yuki
What happens to your videos
is none of my concern.
[05:28] Live
You can't!
[05:29] Live
Masaki needs to be with me!
[05:31] Live
For my sake!
[05:32] Fu
I'd be scared living with
vampires I don't know!
[05:36] Tokage
I'm also opposed to moving out.
[05:38] Tokage
The local pachinko parlor is the only one
that has Ichijo-kun to tune the pins for me!
[05:42] Ichiko
I don't want that, either!
[05:43] Ichiko
I really don't want to lose Banpai Manor!
[05:47] Yuki
You have no room to complain
after all the trouble you've caused!
[05:49] Ichiko
I haven't caused any trouble here!
[05:52] Yuki
And who was the one
who racked up all that debt?
[05:55] Live
It's not our fault the wall got wrecked!
[05:58] Live
The alcohol's to blame!
[05:59] Yuki
After all that's happened,
you're really blaming the bottle?
[06:01] Live
They say, "Condemn the crime,
not the criminal!"
[06:12] Live
I apologize for what I said!
[06:13] Live
It was all my fault!
[06:15] Group
Yes!
[06:16] Yuki
Here.
[06:21] Live
Man, that hurt.
[06:25] Yuki
Don't go causing any more headaches for Mother!
[06:33] Ichiko
Live-sama.
[06:35] Ichiko
Let's go ask them again
not to demolish our home!
[06:39] Live
Still, you know, they said
we could keep shooting videos.
[06:43] Live
Maybe moving isn't such a bad idea.
[06:46] Live
Or, heck, maybe it's a great one!
[06:47] Ichiko
Weren't you against it before?
[06:50] Ichiko
What's this?
SIGN Things to Check Before Living Together!
SIGN What's the best room layout for two people?
SIGN What's the best room layout for two people?
SIGN What to consider
when renting to share
[06:52] Ichiko
"The best room layout for two people"?!
[06:53] Ichiko
You're going to live with Masaki?!
[06:55] Live
No, that's not it!
[06:56] Live
You've got it all wrong!
[06:58] Live
I'm going to have Masaki
teach me how to edit videos.
[07:02] Live
And to do that, I'll need to spend time
over at her place, right?
[07:06] Live
So we might gradually end up
living together, you know!
[07:11] Ichiko
In other words, as long as
you can be alone with Masaki,
[07:14] Ichiko
you don't need Banpai Manor anymore?
[07:16] Live
No, that's not what I mean.
[07:19] Fu
I-I don't think it's happening.
[07:22] Ichiko
You too, Fu?!
[07:23] Fu
We can't go against Mother's decision.
[07:28] Tokage
I'm fine wherever I end up going.
[07:31] Tokage
So long as I can gamble.
[07:33] Ichiko
What do you mean?
[07:34] Tokage
I came to a realization.
[07:36] Tokage
No matter where I end up moving,
I can just fly on over here.
[07:39] Ichiko
You're the one who wrecked the wall.
[07:41] Tokage
I-I'm not the only one to blame here!
[07:44] Ichiko
That's right!
[07:45] Ichiko
Everyone else except me is at fault!
[07:48] Ichiko
But I'm the only one taking the
future of Banpai Manor seriously!
[07:54] Tokage
What a pain.
[07:55] Ichiko
Did you just call me a pain?!
[07:57] Tokage
You're the only one who cares
so much about Banpai Manor here!
[08:00] Live
Tokage!
[08:01] Live
You can't tell her the truth like that!
[08:03] Fu
Please say it a little nicer!
[08:05] Tokage
I mean, let's be honest. It's a bother.
[08:08] Tokage
You all agree with me, don't you?
[08:12] Ichiko
Is that right?!
[08:13] Ichiko
I get it! I'm nothing but a bother!
[08:16] Ichiko
So be it, then!
[08:17] Ichiko
I'll take care of everything all by myself!
[08:19] Live
I-Ichiko, calm down.
[08:20] Ichiko
I'm perfectly calm! Cool as a cucumber!
[08:23] Tokage
Well, I'm leaving, since I'm out of balls.
[08:25] Fu
Ah!
[08:26] Fu
I-I need to go to work!
[08:28] Fu
I can't believe it slipped my mind!
[08:31] Live
Sorry. I don't know how to play pachinko.
[08:43] Pachinko Employee
Children shouldn't be playing pachinko.
[08:46] Pachinko Employee
How old are you, young lady?
[08:48] Ichiko
A hundred and ten.
[08:52] Ichiko
They just don't understand
how precious Banpai Manor is.
[08:56] Ichiko
Well, they'll come back crying in no time.
[08:58] Ichiko
I won't hold it against them when they do.
[09:01] Ichiko
Since I'm a good girl.
[09:03] Ichiko
If we all eat a meal together
with everyone's favorite food in it,
[09:07] Ichiko
I'm sure they'll all see the light!
[09:09] Masaki
One question.
[09:10] Ichiko
Yes?
[09:11] Masaki
Vampires can subsist on blood alone,
so why do you eat food?
[09:15] Ichiko
That's because I suggested it.
[09:17] Ichiko
Eating meals together, that is.
[09:20] Masaki
Why's that?
[09:21] Ichiko
I was originally a human,
[09:23] Ichiko
so before I came here, I'd eat dinner
with my mom, my dad, and my brothers.
[09:32] Masaki
So if a vampire drinks my blood,
will I turn into one, too?
[09:35] Ichiko
That's not an issue.
[09:37] Ichiko
Besides, I drank your blood already, didn't I?
[09:41] Masaki
Oh, that's right.
[09:43] Ichiko
It's actually the reverse.
[09:44] Ichiko
Humans turn into vampires when
vampire blood enters their body.
[09:51] Masaki
Then why'd you become a vampire?
[09:53] Ichiko
I can't answer that.
[09:54] Masaki
What?
[09:55] Ichiko
I'd love to have stayed a human,
living with the rest of my family.
[10:00] Ichiko
But I was turned into a vampire
with no warning.
[10:03] Ichiko
Mother keeps them in check nowadays,
[10:06] Ichiko
but in the past, vampires went around turning
humans into vampires against their will.
[10:11] Ichiko
And so, I lost my humanity,
with nowhere to return and nowhere to go.
[10:18] Ichiko
Spending all my time alone,
walking and walking.
[10:24] Ichiko
It was then that I stumbled
upon Banpai Manor...
[10:34] Ichiko
and Live-sama welcomed me in.
[10:38] Ichiko
I knew I could survive without eating food,
[10:41] Ichiko
but I wanted to eat with everyone,
[10:44] Ichiko
so I always cooked for us.
[10:52] Ichiko
Day after day,
[10:54] Ichiko
after day,
[10:55] Ichiko
after day,
[10:57] Ichiko
after day...
[11:01] Ichiko
until Live-sama sat at the table.
[11:06] Ichiko
And Tokage as well,
[11:14] Ichiko
followed by Fu.
[11:15] Ichiko
Ever since, we've always eaten
together at Banpai Manor.
[11:20] Ichiko
That's why Banpai Manor
is the home that I love.
[11:24] Masaki
That story was heavier than I thought,
and now my chest hurts.
[11:29] Ichiko
Is that so?
[11:30] Masaki
Also, why hot pot in the summer?
[11:33] Ichiko
Because we can put everyone's
favorite foods in it!
[11:49] Masaki
I'm starving!
[11:52] Ichiko
Not yet!
[11:53] Masaki
What?
[11:54] Masaki
Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat!
[11:57] Ichiko
We'll eat when everyone's here.
[12:01] Masaki
Got it.
[12:08] Live
What're you doing?
[12:10] Fu
L-Live-sama!
[12:12] Tokage
Don't sneak up on me like that!
[12:15] Live
Let me take a quick peek inside...
[12:22] Live
Why hot pot on a hot day like this?
[12:25] Group
Dunno.
[12:26] Masaki
So this is where you were.
[12:28] Tokage
Hey!
[12:29] Fu
Masaki-san!
[12:30] Live
What's with the get-up?!
[12:32] Masaki
I'm going to talk it out in person with Mother.
[12:33] Group
What?!
[12:35] Masaki
Since none of you are any use.
[12:37] Live
Wait, wait!
[12:39] Live
You're gonna go in there armed like that?
[12:41] Live
You're totally ready to fight!
[12:42] Masaki
Shut up!
[12:43] Masaki
I don't care what someone who
can't stick up for a friend has to say!
[12:46] Masaki
I'm real hungry here!
[12:51] Masaki
This house is important to her, isn't it?
[12:54] Masaki
You should be the first ones
to sympathize with her!
[13:04] Masaki
We can finally eat.
[13:08] Masaki
Ichiko, time for some grub!
[13:10] Tokage
Make sure there's liver in there.
[13:12] Fu
Um, crown daisy leaves too, if you will.
[13:15] Live
Oh, you've got enoki mushrooms as well!
[13:17] Masaki
Live, save some for the rest of us!
[13:20] Live
You're recording this?
[13:21] Masaki
Hot pot in summer might
make for a funny video.
[13:25] Live
Meals really are best eaten
with everyone... right?
[13:30] Ichiko
Live-sama...
[13:32] Ichiko
Everyone...
[13:33] Live
All right.
[13:34] Group
Time to eat—
[13:35] Ichiko
What's with your manners?!
[13:37] Ichiko
Why did you come in through the wall?!
[13:39] Ichiko
We have a front door!
[13:40] Ichiko
Also, you need to wash
your hands before you eat!
[13:44] Group
Huh? You're really getting angry now?
[13:47] Live
Okay, let's start the
Don't Demolish Banpai Manor Project.
[13:52] Masaki
What exactly does that involve?
[13:54] Masaki
Are we storming the place with garlic?
[13:57] Fu
If we do that, we'll be erased.
[13:59] Live
To be honest, pleading with her
will get us nowhere.
[14:02] Live
Maybe we'd have more of a chance if
we showed her how much we've grown.
[14:07] Tokage
Grown? I'm growing every day.
[14:11] Tokage
Huh?
[14:15] (Flashback) Kid 3
We're doing this for music class.
[14:17] (Flashback) Kid 3
We're practicing as a group.
[14:18] (Flashback) Kid 2
Teamwork is key.
[14:21] (Flashback) Kid 2
We need to all be in sync.
[14:23] Ichiko
I have an idea!
[14:27] Ichiko
Bam!
[14:28] Ichiko
Take a look!
[14:31] Ichiko
If we can pull this off, I'm sure
Mother will change her mind!
[14:36] Masaki
Seriously?
SIGN Karate Dojo
[15:07] Yuki
You'll be in for it if you waste
Mother's time on something stupid.
[15:13] Yuki
I swear...
SIGN Join a Meeting
Sign Up
Sign In
[15:17] Masaki
N-Now's my chance to see Mother's face.
SIGN Join with Computer Audio
Test Speaker and Microphone
SIGN Mother
[15:24] Masaki
O-Or not.
SIGN Mother
[15:27] Yuki
So? What do you want?
SIGN Mother
[15:40] Live
In our time living at Banpai Manor,
[15:43] Live
we've slowly learned to cooperate,
and we continue to grow!
SIGN Mother
[15:48] Live
We're not bad oranges!
[15:51] Live
And we're about to prove it!
[15:53] Group
Yes!
[15:54] Live
And in the case that we do,
[15:57] Live
we ask you to cancel
the demolition of Banpai Manor!
[16:01] Group
Please!
SIGN Mother
[17:27] Live
As you can see, our hearts
are perfectly joined as one.
[17:33] Live
As such, continuing to live together
should pose no problem. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:41] Yuki
I see.
[17:43] Yuki
You did well.
[17:46] Yuki
Like hell I'd say that!
[17:48] Yuki
Who do you take me for?!
[17:52] Live
That wasn't enough to melt your heart?!
[17:54] Live
For real?!
[17:54] Yuki
I apologize, Mother.
[17:56] Yuki
It ended up being a waste of your time.
[17:58] Yuki
Banpai Manor will, as planned—
[17:59] Ichiko
Please don't!
[18:00] Yuki
Hey!
[18:00] Ichiko
Don't demolish Banpai Manor!
[18:02] Yuki
After all that, you still won't give up?!
[18:04] Ichiko
I don't wanna!
[18:06] Ichiko
No! No!
[18:07] Yuki
Don't be so childish! You're being a bother!
[18:18] Live
Ichiko...
[18:21] Ichiko
After I stopped being human,
[18:25] Ichiko
I was alone all the time.
[18:28] Ichiko
But they ate dinner with me like I asked.
[18:35] Ichiko
They all did,
[18:37] Ichiko
even though they don't need to eat.
[18:41] Ichiko
It was my own childish demand,
[18:44] Ichiko
but they've put up with it all this time.
[18:49] Ichiko
So I've always been a bother.
[18:56] Ichiko
Live-sama. Tokage. Fu.
[19:01] Ichiko
I'm sorry.
SIGN Mother
[19:20] Masaki
Look at this video!
[19:21] Yuki
What now?
[19:22] Masaki
Just watch!
[19:23] Ichiko
Masaki!
[19:24] Ichiko
How long are you going to keep recording?
[19:26] Masaki
A little longer.
[19:27] Tokage
I swear.
[19:28] Tokage
You really love making us
work our socks off, huh?
[19:31] Live
That meat is mine!
[19:32] Masaki
They may all be pieces of garbage,
worse than rotten orange peels...
[19:37] Yuki
She never went that far!
SIGN Mother
[19:38] Masaki
They only care about themselves, never
agree on anything, and are totally useless...
[19:43] Masaki
But here they are,
sitting down for dinner together.
[19:46] Masaki
Not because they were forced to.
[19:48] Masaki
They're acting out of compassion for Ichiko!
[19:50] Masaki
Because...
[19:53] Masaki
they're the kind of people who
can think about others, too!
SIGN Mother
[19:58] Mother
You—
[19:59] Yuki
You can't be the only ones
who get special treatment!
[20:02] Live
What do you mean by that?
[20:03] Mother
You—
[20:04] Yuki
If we turned a blind eye to
all the trouble you've caused
[20:08] Yuki
it would set a bad example
for the rest of the vampires!
[20:11] Live
We're not troublemakers anymore!
[20:13] Yuki
Then just what are you?
[20:15] Live
We're MayoPan!
[20:18] Yuki
Huh?
[20:19] Ichiko
That's right!
[20:20] Ichiko
We're doing our best to make videos!
[20:23] Tokage
Yeah, yeah!
[20:24] Yuki
So what if—
[20:25] Masaki
And they're all growing as time goes on!
[20:27] Tokage
Yeah, yeah!
[20:28] Yuki
So what—
[20:28] Fu
A-At first, I thought, "Why videos? Why me?"
[20:34] Fu
But now I enjoy it!
[20:36] Yuki
Like I said, so what—
[20:36] Tokage
Yeah, yeah!
[20:37] Yuki
Shut your trap!
[20:39] Live
Sure, we've still got a long way to go.
[20:41] Live
Still...
[20:42] Live
One day, we'll become NewTubers
with over a million subs!
[20:46] Live
We'll become so big,
there'll be no room for complaints!
[20:49] Live
So let us live together, here in Banpai Manor.
[20:55] Live
Pretty please!
[20:56] Group
Pretty please!
[20:58] Ichiko
Please!
SIGN Mother
SIGN Mother
[21:09] Mother
Six months.
[21:11] Live
What?
SIGN Mother
[21:12] Mother
A million subscribers in six months.
[21:14] Mother
Reach that number,
and I'll call off the demolition.
SIGN Mother
[21:18] Group
What?!
[21:19] Masaki
H-Hold it!
[21:21] Masaki
Six months is impossible!
[21:22] Masaki
Give us a year, at least!
SIGN Mother
SIGN End Meeting
[21:23] Masaki
We only have a little over
twenty thousand right now... so...
SIGN Mother has left the meeting.
[21:27] Live
She hung up.
[21:31] Masaki
A million subs in six months.
[21:33] Masaki
To be honest, that'll be tough.
[21:38] Masaki
But!
[21:38] Masaki
Mayonaka Punch has no choice but to do it!
[21:41] Live
For Masaki's blood and for Banpai Manor!
[21:45] Ichiko
Yes!
[21:45] Fu
You're right!
[21:45] Tokage
Yeah!
[21:48] Live
Okay, all together now!
[21:52] Live
Time to eat!
SIGN Ichiko
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
SIGN We're Breaking Up
SIGN We're Breaking Up
[23:25] Ichiko
How do we get a million subs?!
[23:27] Ichiko
Let's just borrow some money
and give it all away!
[23:29] Yuki
Ichiko.
[23:29] Ichiko
Y-Yuki-sama!
[23:30] Yuki
More debts?
[23:30] Ichiko
I-I'm just kidding!
[23:31] Yuki
More debts?
[23:32] Ichiko
K-Kidding... Agh!
[23:34] Group
Next time: "Your Faves Are Adorbs,
Hit That Subscribe"!
SIGN Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
[23:37] Yuki
Make sure you support me as well.
E7 - Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
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[00:00] Live
And that's why...
[00:02] Live
We need to hit a million channel
subscribers in six months!
[00:06] Live
If we don't...
[00:07] Live
Mayonaka Punch will be breaking up!
SIGN We're Breaking Up
SIGN We're Breaking Up
[00:14] Masaki
That's way too slow!
[00:15] Masaki
It felt like time had stopped!
[00:17] Masaki
I've told you over and over that
timing is everything for captions!
[00:21] Live
Yes, Sensei!
[00:22] Masaki
Not to mention, this font
looks way too friendly!
SIGN We're Breaking Up
SIGN We're Breaking Up
[00:25] Masaki
It's a bleak topic, so make sure
the text reflects that!
[00:28] Masaki
Do you understand?!
[00:30] Live
Yes! I'll do my best!
[00:36] Masaki
It really does look bleak, though...
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 48k subscribers
SIGN Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN Subscribed
[00:39] Masaki
I need to figure something out.
[00:45] Masaki
What the...
[00:46] Fu
Wh-What did they just say to each other?
[00:49] Fu
How can these two be so...
[00:53] Fu
Adorbs?
[00:56] Masaki
Fu?
[01:02] Fu
Th-That was close.
[01:05] Fu
But... it's okay, right?
[01:09] Fu
My very first time can be with them.
SIGN We Renovated Our Friend's Bathtub
Into a Baby Bath!
SIGN 260k views 1 day ago ...more
SIGN Outside Kids
SIGN 3.74m subscribers
SIGN Subscribe
SIGN Subscribed
SIGN 3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[02:57] Masaki
Just so you all understand...
[02:59] Masaki
A million subs in six months won't happen
without anything short of a miracle!
[03:05] Masaki
Even the famous TSUMA-shi
took three years to hit one million!
[03:09] Ichiko
Th-Three years?!
[03:10] Ichiko
So six months is definitely impossible, then!
[03:13] Masaki
Yes!
[03:14] Masaki
Not to mention that MayoPan
currently has just over 40k subs.
[03:18] Masaki
Normal methods won't get us anywhere.
[03:21] Masaki
Which is why I've devised
a three-step strategy.
SIGN 3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[03:27] Masaki
First, step one.
[03:29] Masaki
Uploading a slew of short videos every day!
[03:32] Masaki
We'll hook new people in
with shorts tuned to the algorithm!
[03:35] Masaki
Remember the Chu-Chu Girls' days?
[03:37] Masaki
Just like back then,
we'll play the numbers game!
SIGN Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
[03:48] Live
You were right!
SIGN A Nocturnal Girl Does
Radio Calisthenics 100k views
SIGN A Nocturnal Girl Trains
at a Sumo Stable 85k views
SIGN A Nocturnal Girl Saves a Farmer With
High-Speed Rice Planting 69k views
SIGN A Nocturnal Girl Drowns
in Pork Fat 91k views
SIGN Nocturnal Girls, Awaken Your Senses!
Blindfolded Musical Chairs... 97k views
SIGN Nocturnal Girls Find Paradise
in Their Backyard! 120k views
[03:49] Live
They're getting more views
than our usual videos!
[03:52] Ichiko
I'm off to the shopping district
to brag about this!
[03:55] Ichiko
Zoom-zoom!
[03:55] Tokage
Me, too!
[03:56] Tokage
Those old bats at the cashout counter
won't hear the end of it! Vroom, vroom!
[03:59] Masaki
Hold it!
[04:00] Masaki
Look at this.
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 50k subscribers
[04:02] Live
50k subscribers...
[04:04] Live
It feels like it's gone up a bit.
[04:07] Masaki
It's nothing considering all the views we got.
[04:11] Masaki
So time for step two of my strategy.
SIGN 3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[04:14] Masaki
Make them fall in love with
the channel and subscribe.
[04:17] Masaki
Once the shorts have gained traction,
[04:19] Masaki
we want to capitalize on that and have as many
people subscribe to the channel as we can.
[04:23] Masaki
But that's harder than you'd think!
[04:25] Live
Huh? Why's that?
[04:26] Live
You subscribe with the click of a button,
just like playing a video, right?
[04:31] Masaki
The click of a button!
[04:32] Masaki
Getting people to take that
one step is no mean feat.
[04:36] Masaki
For example, you can rack up hits
with clickbait thumbnails,
[04:40] Masaki
but if the video doesn't live up
to the hype, people won't subscribe.
[04:44] Masaki
In other words...
[04:46] Masaki
"I love this channel!"
[04:47] Masaki
Unless they think that,
they won't go so far as to subscribe!
SIGN Subscribe
SIGN Subscribed
[04:52] Ichiko
So how do we win them over?
[04:55] Masaki
Well...
[04:56] Masaki
What kind of people do you like?
[04:58] Live
Masaki.
[04:59] Masaki
Other than me.
[05:00] Tokage
The man I fell in love with...
[05:02] Tokage
He always brought his lackeys as he
strutted down the streets at night.
[05:07] Tokage
But in private, he was a lonely man,
toppling cigarette butts like dominoes.
[05:15] Masaki
What Tokage just said...
[05:17] Masaki
She hit the nail on the head.
[05:19] Group
Where?!
[05:20] Masaki
In other words, to fall in love...
[05:22] Masaki
The keyword here is "unexpected."
[05:25] Ichiko
So you mean like gap moe!
[05:27] Masaki
Yes.
[05:28] Masaki
We'll analyze the videos that
attract the most subscribers
[05:31] Masaki
and figure out the "gap"
that people want from us!
[05:36] Masaki
Huh?
[05:38] Live
What's up?
[05:39] Masaki
The one that gained us the most subs...
SIGN Makeover!!
Total Wardrobe Change
for a Filthy Slob
SIGN Makeover!!
Total Wardrobe Change
for a Filthy Slob
[05:42] Fu
Tokage-san's wardrobe change?
[05:44] Fu
This video was fun, wasn't it?
[05:47] Masaki
But it didn't really stand out that much.
[05:51] (Flashback) Otomi
Still, it's getting good numbers!
[05:55] (Flashback) Masaki
It's just a video of us drinking boba
and goofing around.
[05:58] (Flashback) Otomi
A ton of people left comments!
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
"I think I'll also grab some
boba tomorrow," it says!
SIGN Strawberry Milk
I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
Rin
Gotta say... just adorbs <3
Satoru
I love hearing the three of you talk
[06:04] (Flashback) Kikka
We're seeing the birth of
Kikka the Influencer here!
[06:09] Masaki
I knew it.
SIGN The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN The Dessert Trending Now
[06:10] Masaki
This video...
SIGN This Plain Jane
Can't Stop Talking About Fashion
[06:11] Masaki
And this one...
[06:13] Masaki
They've all led to more subscribers!
[06:20] Masaki
I've got it!
[06:22] Masaki
The audience from our shorts think MayoPan
is a group that only does weird stunts.
[06:27] Masaki
The gap that comes from that same MayoPan
being up-to-date on the latest trends—
[06:31] Masaki
that's what our new viewers are after!
[06:37] Masaki
The answer to step two is...
SIGN MayoPan x Trends
SIGN MayoPan x Trends
[06:40] Masaki
MayoPan combined with trends!
[06:43] Masaki
Eating the hot new gummies...
[06:45] Masaki
Using them as cooking ingredients...
[06:47] Masaki
With a good grasp on makeup and fashion!
[06:50] Masaki
All right!
[06:51] Masaki
Now we've completed step two!
[06:55] Masaki
Or so I thought...
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 51k subscribers
[06:58] Masaki
but it's not working at all.
[07:04] Live
Masaki...
[07:07] Live
Y-Yay?
[07:09] Masaki
Two.
[07:10] Live
Two?
[07:13] Masaki
From here on, we're doing
two new videos every day!
[07:17] Live
Two new videos?!
[07:20] Masaki
Uploading two videos every day.
[07:22] Masaki
This is how I'll bring us to the next phase!
[07:27] Masaki
We need to hit at least 150k subs soon,
[07:30] Masaki
or we'll never be able to get
to a million in six months!
[07:35] Masaki
That's why... I need to step up.
[07:42] Masaki
This is nothing.
[07:45] Masaki
I just won't sleep.
[07:47] Masaki
Just won't... sleep...
[07:51] Masaki
I don't... want to lose them again.
[08:09] Masaki
Oh, no! The editing!
[08:11] Masaki
Huh?
SIGN Get 1 mil!!
[08:35] Live
Good morning.
[08:37] Masaki
Did you do this?
[08:38] Live
Yep!
[08:39] Live
You fell asleep, so I took care of the lot!
[08:43] Masaki
Sorry for falling asleep.
[08:45] Live
Well? Aren't I amazing?
[08:47] Live
Just call me an editing master!
[08:50] Masaki
Master?
[08:50] Live
From now on, I can take over
editing whenever you want!
[08:54] Live
So when you need my help,
feel free to ask anytime!
[08:57] Live
After all, you and I make a great pair
that can't be separated!
[09:02] Masaki
Get real!
[09:03] Live
What?
[09:04] Masaki
Editing's not that easy.
[09:06] Masaki
You should be using way more
sound effects and BGMs.
[09:07] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
[09:09] Masaki
And you can trim a lot more
dead space between conversations!
SIGN Taste Test
[09:12] Masaki
Be more ruthless, and keep only the
parts that the viewers want to see!
[09:17] Masaki
Now I need to redo everything!
[09:18] Live
Snap!
[09:18] Masaki
Man, I swear!
[09:21] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN Taste Test
[09:26] Tokage
Oh!
[09:27] Tokage
Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[09:30] Fu
A-Am not!
[09:31] Ichiko
She's hiding it!
[09:32] Fu
Nuh-uh!
[09:33] Tokage
Ichiko, pat her down!
[09:35] Ichiko
Yes, boss!
[09:36] Fu
Stop it! I'll die of shame!
[09:38] Ichiko
Prepare yourself!
[09:42] Live
Here I go!
[09:44] Live
So good!
[09:47] Masaki
Take this part...
[09:49] Masaki
and do this...
[09:51] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
[09:54] Live
So good!
[09:56] Masaki
This, this, this, and this can all go away!
[10:01] Live
H-Hey...
[10:03] Masaki
What?
[10:04] Live
F-Frankly speaking, there's no way
you can handle this many videos by yourself.
[10:10] Live
Right? So why don't we...
[10:11] Masaki
Not a friggin' chance!
[10:13] Masaki
You think I can have you
take over after seeing this?
[10:16] Masaki
Don't bother! I'll do it all myself!
[10:19] Group
What?!
[10:21] Tokage
Shoot three videos every day?
[10:24] Masaki
It's to save Banpai Manor.
[10:27] Tokage
Let me just go ahead and say it.
[10:30] Tokage
You're bananas.
[10:31] Masaki
Don't complain!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 52k subscribers
[10:37] Masaki
Why?
[10:39] Masaki
Why aren't we gaining any subs?
[10:41] Masaki
All this hard work, for nothing?
[10:51] Live
We don't need that part!
[10:53] Ichiko
Why not?!
[10:54] Live
We need to trim it down a little more.
[10:56] Tokage
Who was that?!
[10:57] Masaki
They're still awake?
[10:57] Tokage
Who stuffed green chilies in my nostrils?!
[11:00] Live
That should wake you up.
[11:01] Ichiko
It's a good luck charm!
[11:02] Masaki
God, I swear!
[11:07] Outlaw
Yeah!
[11:08] Outlaw
The Outside Kids Anything Goes
Exposé Livestream Party!
[11:12] Outlaw
About time we wrap things up, capisce?
[11:14] Sidebrah
Huh?!
[11:15] Sidebrah
You're really gonna end it like that?
[11:17] Sidebrah
That friggin' sucked!
[11:18] Sidebrah
Seriously, "capisce"?
[11:19] Fu
They're really foul-mouthed...
[11:21] Fu
And yet...
[11:24] Fu
How despicable! Don't stop!
[11:27] Sidebrah
Hey, my loyal minions watching out there.
[11:30] Sidebrah
You'll tune in next time, right?
[11:32] Fu
I will!
[11:32] Outlaw
And of course you'll listen to our
new song dropping next week, right?
[11:35] Fu
Of course!
[11:37] Sidebrah
All righty then!
[11:38] Group
Signing off, we're the Outside Kids!
[11:41] Fu
And I'm an Outside Girl!
[11:44] Masaki
What's that mean?
[11:49] Masaki
Fu, that's what you're into? News to me.
[11:52] Fu
Y-Y-You're mistaken!
[11:54] Fu
I just, um, thought I could learn a lot
by watching some top streamers!
[11:59] Fu
So, um, well... That is...
[12:01] Masaki
Why don't you come down?
[12:02] Masaki
You'll catch a cold.
[12:03] Fu
Y-Yes.
[12:07] Fu
Um, will you tell Live-sama and the others...
[12:09] Masaki
My lips are sealed.
[12:11] Fu
That's a relief.
[12:14] Masaki
Have I been mistaken somehow all along?
[12:18] Fu
Masaki-san?
[12:21] Masaki
Hey...
[12:21] Masaki
Are you subbed to the Outside Kids channel?
[12:25] Fu
Y-Yes.
[12:27] Fu
I gave them my very first.
[12:29] Masaki
Eh?
[12:36] Masaki
Okay, so why did you decide to subscribe?
[12:40] Fu
W-W-W-Well...
[12:41] Fu
Um, um, I mean, well...
[12:43] Masaki
Calm down.
[12:48] Fu
Because those two were adorbs, perhaps.
[12:51] Masaki
Adorbs?
[12:53] Fu
Yes.
[12:53] Fu
So I wanted to watch more of them
and show my support.
[12:58] Fu
That's why I subscribed.
[13:01] Fu
Adorbs... Their blood...
[13:04] Masaki
Hey.
[13:06] Masaki
What exactly about them do you find "adorbs"?
[13:09] Fu
That's, um...
[13:11] Masaki
Is it their gap?!
[13:12] Masaki
It is, right?!
[13:13] Masaki
You thought they were scary,
but they ended up being nice.
[13:16] Fu
That's a part of it, sure.
[13:19] Fu
But their relationship is what's adorbs.
[13:22] Masaki
Huh?
[13:23] Fu
As they talk to each other,
it slips out sometimes.
[13:26] Fu
Their true selves,
not the personas they've built!
[13:29] Fu
The moment you get a peek, it's like...
[13:34] Fu
Um...
[13:38] Fu
I'm out of here!
[13:44] Masaki
Adorbs...
[13:49] Masaki
Adorbs.
[13:51] Masaki
When Hype-Sis blew up,
a lot of comments said the same thing.
SIGN Hyped-Up Sisters Z
SIGN 325k subscribers
SIGN Latest Popular Oldest
SIGN It's Boba Time!!
SIGN It's Boba Time!!
SIGN Letting Loose with a Boba Party
[14:03] Masaki
Masakichi!
[14:04] Kikka
Kicchomu!
[14:05] Otomi
Otomin!
[14:05] Group
We are Hype-Sis—
[14:08] Otomi
Whoa, Masakichi's looks good!
[14:10] Otomi
Lemme try some!
[14:11] Kikka
You're right! Let me have some, too!
[14:12] Masaki
What? Let me think about it.
[14:13] Kikka
Huh? What's the big deal?
[14:15] Masaki
S-So young...
[14:16] Masaki
Hey!
[14:17] Kikka
Time for a sip!
SIGN Strawberry Milk
I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
Rin
Gotta say... just adorbs <3
Satoru
I love hearing the three of you talk
Pudding Parfait
Really dig the laid-back vibes
Hedgehog Girl
Now I want some boba!
SIGN Hedgehog Girl
Now I want some boba!
Eiko Fan
I've totally drank too fast and choked on
the pearls too lolol
Classic milk tea's fine but now I'm curious
about the mango one so I'll try it next time
Annie
You all get along so well~ I'm here for it.
It's Me Hana
So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
yufu
literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
SIGN It's Me Hana
So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
yufu
literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
nanami
i bet it's always a fun time with you three
Bury Me in Whipped Cream
Love that you're just a bunch of friends
who laugh at stupid stuff
Tangerine
I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
lives of Hype-Sis!
SIGN Tangerine
I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
lives of Hype-Sis!
Lemon Beer
Love that Kikka looks so stoic but acts
so dumb
Emperor Penguin
Girl on the left is cute.
anna
I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
so I grabbed some by the station on my
way home!
Thrilling Chondroitin
This video's gonna go big... (who?)
SIGN anna
I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
so I grabbed some by the station on my
way home!
Thrilling Chondroitin
This video's gonna go big... (who?)
Cocoa
10 min went by in a flash. Way too funny.
Pudding Parfait
You're such good friends, way too
adorbs!!!!!
Ankoro Mochi
I live in the middle of nowhere, so they
don't have boba places here ;w;
So jealous, must be nice.
I'll just have to make do with this video
instead.
SIGN macaron
SIGN macaron_OK
SIGN macaron_origdata1
SIGN macaron_trimmed
SIGN macaron_liveedit
[14:50] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[14:52] Live
Live here!
[14:53] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[14:54] Fu
Fu.
[14:54] Tokage
Tokage!
[14:56] Ichiko
For today's video, we're under de-TEN-sion
until we eat all these giant macarons!
[15:00] Live
There are more than ten, though.
[15:01] Ichiko
So picky!
[15:02] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN Taste Test
[15:07] Tokage
Oh!
[15:08] Tokage
Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[15:11] Fu
A-Am not!
[15:22] Live
Here I go!
[15:24] Live
So good!
[15:27] Masaki
How stupid.
SIGN Makeover!!
Total Wardrobe Change
for a Filthy Slob
SIGN Makeover!!
Total Wardrobe Change
for a Filthy Slob
SIGN Total Wardrobe Change for a Filthy Slob
[15:35] Live
A summer wardrobe for Tokage, our filthy slob!
[15:39] Tokage
Yay—
SIGN SHAWL
SIGN SHAWL
[15:41] Tokage
S-H-A-W-L...
SIGN Shawl
SIGN Shawl
[15:44] Tokage
Shawl!
SIGN She turned out to like it <3
SIGN She turned out to like it <3
[15:45] Live
That looks great on you!
[15:47] Fu
This is this year's—
[15:48] Ichiko
I wanna try it on, too!
[15:50] Fu
Tre—
[15:50] Tokage
Ichiko, these clothes
aren't for little kids to wear.
[15:54] Fu
Trend—
[15:55] Ichiko
I want to be element, too!
[15:57] Live
You mean "elegant."
[15:58] Fu
Trend!
SIGN The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN Don't make a mess!
SIGN Don't make a mess!
[16:01] Masaki
This one...
SIGN This Plain Jane
Can't Stop Talking About Fashion
[16:03] Masaki
And this one...
SIGN °LIVING IT UP° Spending Our Video Earnings on Trendy Items!!
SIGN 860k views 2 weeks ago
[16:06] Masaki
And this...
[16:10] Masaki
Aw, man.
[16:18] Ichiko
There! And over here... there!
[16:20] Live
No, that's wrong!
[16:22] Ichiko
Then... like this?
[16:24] Group
That's it.
[16:25] Ichiko
I-I did it!
[16:29] Tokage
You let your guard down.
[16:31] Tokage
A taste of your own wake-up call!
[16:33] Ichiko
A maiden's nose is delicate!
[16:36] Ichiko
Fu! Grab Tokage!
[16:38] Fu
Eh?!
[16:41] Ichiko
Stop, Tokage!
[16:47] Live
What?
[16:49] Masaki
Um...
[16:51] Masaki
I've realized something.
[16:54] Live
What?
[16:56] Masaki
The reason people subscribe to our channel...
[17:00] Masaki
It's your...
[17:01] Group
Huh?
[17:04] Masaki
It's your chemistry and your
true selves that they're into.
[17:10] Masaki
I thought I knew that already.
[17:13] Masaki
But I panicked all by myself about
trying to quickly gain subscribers.
[17:18] Masaki
And soon, I lost sight of everything.
[17:20] Masaki
I came up with strategies
based around gaps and trends,
[17:23] Masaki
but in the end, I was erasing
all of your best parts.
[17:28] Masaki
No wonder our channel wasn't growing.
[17:33] Masaki
Those so-called meaningless and pointless bits,
[17:36] Masaki
where you laughed, got angry, and worried
while getting along together as friends...
[17:42] Masaki
Those were MayoPan's strengths this whole time.
[17:46] Masaki
I'm always like this.
[17:49] Masaki
When I was with Hype-Sis,
[17:51] Masaki
I forged on ahead by myself
because we weren't growing
[17:53] Masaki
and ruined our friendship in the process.
[17:56] Masaki
It's no surprise that I ended up
getting kicked out.
[17:59] Masaki
I'm so stupid.
[18:01] Live
That's not—
[18:02] Masaki
So I'm sorry.
[18:04] Masaki
And that's why starting tomorrow—
[18:06] Live
There you go!
[18:07] Live
Panicking and going off all by yourself again!
[18:11] Live
I've said this before.
[18:13] Live
You've got me to help you now, don't you?
[18:17] Ichiko
I'm here, too!
[18:18] Tokage
So you figured it out, right?
[18:20] Tokage
That's great!
[18:23] Live
Listen to me.
[18:24] Live
Starting now, let's all work together!
[18:28] Live
Instead of panicking by yourself,
we can all panic together!
[18:32] Live
And, well...
[18:33] Live
We tried editing this one more time as a group.
[18:38] Ichiko
I put in all sorts of text!
[18:40] Tokage
You messed up a ton of kanji, though.
[18:42] Fu
I-I handled the BGMs.
[18:46] Masaki
You were working on this the whole time?
[18:50] Live
We're still pretty bad at it.
[18:52] Live
Masaki, lean on us a little more from now on.
[18:56] Live
We'll be depending on you as well.
[18:58] Live
It's not MayoPan without all of us!
[19:01] Live
Got it?
[19:14] Masaki
I will.
[19:19] Masaki
In that case, without further ado...
[19:22] Masaki
Can we shoot a video?
[19:29] Masaki
And so, let's get started!
[19:31] Tokage
And so, what? Give us a rundown!
[19:33] Masaki
"Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[19:35] Masaki
Didn't I tell you?
[19:36] Masaki
What's important is your chemistry!
[19:39] Masaki
Forget about clothes, makeup,
ideas, and the camera,
[19:42] Masaki
and show us all your true selves!
[19:44] Fu
I already took a bath.
[19:47] Ichiko
You're totally doing this for the numbers!
[19:49] Masaki
Numbers are what we need!
[19:51] Masaki
Besides, Ichiko...
[19:52] Masaki
You'll be covered with an on-screen strawberry
from start to finish, so don't sweat it!
[19:56] Ichiko
Why do you have to cover me up?!
[19:59] Masaki
So that our channel doesn't get banned!
[20:01] Ichiko
I'm a hundred and ten!
[20:03] Masaki
Quiet!
[20:03] Masaki
You want to save Banpai Manor, don't you?
[20:05] Masaki
Give it up and pretend you're wearing
that strawberry costume you wanted!
[20:08] Masaki
C'mon!
[20:09] Masaki
Quit your yapping and let's get filming!
[20:11] Masaki
Okay! Ready, start!
[20:13] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[20:15] Live
Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[20:18] Live
Today's video is "Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[20:21] Tokage
Hold on. We've been living
together for ages already.
[20:24] Tokage
There's nothing for us to talk about anymore.
SIGN I have a funny story for you
[20:26] Live
Oh, really?
[20:28] Live
Then I'll start...
[20:30] Live
I have something funny we can talk about.
SIGN Fu loves the Outside Kids!!
[20:34] Fu
Wait—
[20:34] Live
Fu's a huge fan of the Outside Kids!
[20:37] Ichiko
I've heard of them!
[20:39] Ichiko
The NewTubers who wear shampoo hats!
[20:41] Tokage
Oh, is that why you love taking baths?
[20:45] Tokage
What do you see in that pair of phony,
empty-headed bell peppers, anyway?
[20:52] Fu
D-Don't make fun of the Outside Kids!
[21:07] Masaki
Hell yeah!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 101k subscribers
[21:08] Masaki
I guess everyone got a good
taste of MayoPan's chemistry!
SIGN Girls' Talk in the Bath
SIGN Girls' Talk in the Bath
[21:11] Fu
No way!
[21:12] Fu
It's totally just because we were naked!
[21:14] Fu
Are you really okay with such cheap tactics?!
[21:16] Tokage
Well, be that as it may, now we can
go back to one video per day.
[21:20] Masaki
Wait a second!
[21:22] Masaki
We should keep putting out three—
[21:23] Live
Masaki.
[21:26] Masaki
Well, you're right.
[21:28] Masaki
I want to shoot plenty of
your pointless moments.
[21:31] Ichiko
The goal for step two was
100k subscribers, wasn't it?
[21:34] Ichiko
So we can finally move on!
[21:36] Masaki
Yep.
[21:37] Masaki
Step three is...
[21:39] Masaki
Collabs with big names.
[21:41] Fu
Collabs?
[21:42] Masaki
I took a long shot and sent out messages
to several people asking for a collab.
[21:48] Masaki
No way!
[21:49] Live
What's up?
[21:50] Masaki
An invitation to a NewTuber festival?
SIGN TSUMA-shi
To the members of Mayonaka Punch
Hello. My apologies for the
unsolicited message.
My name is TSUMA-shi,
and I post videos on NewTube.
I'm writing to you today to
discuss a business opportunity.
I will be hosting a NewTuber festival
event (TSUMA FES Extreme),
and currently, I'm reaching out
to a number of content creators to...
SIGN Fu
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
Wh-Whoa! No way!
SIGN TSUMA-shi
SIGN TSUMA-shi
SIGN Legendary streamer
known as the Stream God
[23:26] Masaki
TSUMA-shi himself?!
[23:27] Fu
Masaki-san, you had a fave as well!
[23:28] Masaki
Oh, Fu!
[23:29] Masaki
Look, it's the Outside Kids!
[23:30] Fu
What?!
[23:30] Masaki
But behind them is... TSUMA-shi in the flesh?!
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!"
SIGN Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[23:37] Fu
I-I've got an extreme case of the nerves!
E8 - Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
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[00:13] Live
We won't get another chance like this!
[00:16] Live
So let's enjoy it!
[00:17] Ichiko
Nervous?
[00:18] Ichiko
Pft! In your dreams!
[00:21] Fu
Finally, the Outside Kids...
[00:23] Fu
I-I mean, I'll do my best!
[00:25] Tokage
I'm walking on asphalt.
[00:29] Tokage
What of it?!
[00:31] Masaki
Okay.
[00:32] Masaki
Let's go, MayoPan!
SIGN Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[02:12] Staff 1
Making final batten height adjustments!
[02:16] Masaki
The road to one million subscribers...
[02:19] Masaki
Step three: collabing with famous streamers!
[02:25] Stage Director
TSUMA-shi-san, how's it look?
[02:26] TSUMA-shi
Extremely good!
SIGN TSUMA-shi
SIGN TSUMA-shi
SIGN Legendary streamer
known as the Stream God
[02:28] Narrator
TSUMA-shi!
[02:30] Narrator
The legendary streamer known as the Stream God!
[02:32] Masaki
And we even get to collab
with my hero, TSUMA-shi-san!
SIGN MayoPan
[02:39] Masaki
Okay, all eyes on me!
[02:41] Masaki
Here's the rundown!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
[02:42] Masaki
The event is split up into two parts!
[02:43] Masaki
Part one is the collab segments!
[02:45] Masaki
Part two is our original performance!
[02:48] Masaki
We'll get everyone's attention during
the collab performances in part one,
[02:50] Masaki
and then unveil a song as MayoPan for
our original performance in part two!
[02:53] Masaki
Followed by a music video going up
on our channel right after the event!
[02:57] Masaki
A perfect plan to double our subscribers!
[03:01] Staff 2
All TSUMA FES participants,
please gather in the main green room!
[03:05] Masaki
Okay, let's go!
SIGN Main Green Room
[03:08] Live
We're MayoPan!
[03:10] Live
Thanks for having us today!
[03:12] Group
Thank you!
SIGN Isn't that Masakichi?
SIGN Oh, the former Hype-Sis member?
SIGN Hype-Sis
[03:18] TSUMA-shi
MayoPan!
[03:19] TSUMA-shi
Glad to have you here!
[03:21] TSUMA-shi
Thanks for coming!
[03:22] Masaki
U-Um, th-thank you kindly for
giving us this opportunity today—
[03:26] TSUMA-shi
There's nothing I love more
than seeing fresh talent grow!
[03:29] TSUMA-shi
Let's get along and have fun
making today's event a success!
[03:34] Masaki
So precious...
[03:35] Masaki
Ah, shoot.
[03:37] Masaki
Gotta introduce ourselves.
[03:39] Masaki
Y-You two are...
[03:41] Salami
Taromaru and Salamin!
We'll be your emcees for tonight!
SIGN F. Taromaru
SIGN F. Taromaru
SIGN [Muscle Channel
with F. Taromaru]
SIGN Muscle-building streamer
popular with thirty-somethings
for his "No-Sweat Workouts."
[03:44] Narrator
F. Taromaru!
[03:45] Narrator
A muscle-building streamer popular with
thirty-somethings for his "No-Sweat Workouts"!
SIGN
SIGN Chats about the mundane with a unique sense for words.
Beauty streamer popular with women in her age group.
SIGN Salami N. Cappuccino
SIGN Salami N. Cappuccino
[03:49] Narrator
Salami N. Cappuccino!
[03:51] Narrator
A beauty streamer popular with
women in the same age group!
[03:54] Masaki
Salamin!
[03:55] Masaki
I watch you so much,
my phone screen might crack!
[03:57] Salami
That stare of yours is like a destroyer!
[04:00] Taromaru
Let's see. First up, for the music collab...
[04:02] Fu
That'd be me!
[04:03] Taromaru
Oh, Fu-san!
[04:05] Taromaru
You're raring to go!
[04:06] Fu
Th-This collab is a dream come true for me!
[04:08] Taromaru
Mm-hmm.
[04:09] Salami
Well, about your collab partners...
[04:13] Fu
Dang...
[04:14] Taromaru
What?!
[04:15] Taromaru
Outlaw and Sidebrah from the Outside Kids
are a no-show for the music collab?!
[04:19] TSUMA-shi
So sorry!
[04:20] Fu
N-No way...
[04:22] Fu
Huh?
[04:23] Fu
Then what about the parts
sung by the Outside Kids?
[04:26] Shura
If they're not here,
we'll have to split them between us.
SIGN Shura
SIGN Shura
SIGN Female singer renowned for the contrast
between her beautiful singing and
intense screams. Her most-watched
video boasts over 40 million views!
[04:31] Narrator
Shura!
[04:33] Narrator
The female singer renowned for the contrast
[04:35] Narrator
between her beautiful singing
and intense screams!
[04:37] Shura
It's just us two. Bring it on.
[04:40] Fu
Nice to meet you—
[04:41] Group
Whoo!
[04:42] Salami
The game collab is with these whoopers!
[04:44] Group
Whoo!
[04:45] Group
Nice to meet you, Tokage-san!
SIGN Juwa-chan
SIGN Juwa-chan
SIGN
Solo entertainer popular for ultra-wacky
slapstick variety segments. Ugly-cute
Juwa-chan merch is hot amongst
grade schoolers.
[04:46] Narrator
Juwa-chan!
[04:48] Narrator
A solo entertainer popular for his
ultra-wacky slapstick variety segments!
[04:52] Narrator
Electric Eel Energy!
SIGN Electric Eel Energy
SIGN Electric Eel Energy
SIGN Variety channel by a two-man unit. High-frequency,
high-quality videos guaranteed to split your sides.
The members are Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel.
[04:53] Narrator
A high-frequency, high-quality variety channel,
[04:56] Narrator
run by the duo of
Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel!
[04:58] Tokage
I try so hard to avoid people like them.
SIGN Daifuku
[05:03] Daifuku Minister
Care for some daifuku?
[05:04] Daifuku Minister
Whoo!
[05:06] Garden Eel
Busting out the daifuku already?!
[05:07] Group
Tokage-san, let's have fun today!
[05:09] Group
Whoo!
[05:10] Tokage
Whoo...
[05:12] Salami
And for the cooking collab...
[05:14] Cast Iron Ken
Hey, there. I'm Cast Iron Ken.
SIGN
Culinary specialist
who lives by the motto,
"Everyday cooking should be
tasty, fun, and easy!"
SIGN Cast Iron Ken
SIGN Cast Iron Ken
[05:16] Narrator
Cast Iron Ken!
[05:18] Narrator
A culinary specialist who lives by the motto,
[05:20] Narrator
"Everyday cooking
should be tasty, fun, and easy!"
[05:23] Ichiko
I'm Ichiko from MayoPan!
[05:25] Ichiko
Um, your stuffed bell peppers
really blew my mind!
[05:29] Cast Iron Ken
They don't fall apart, right?
[05:30] Cast Iron Ken
You're amazing too, Ichiko-chan,
always making such huge portions.
[05:34] Cast Iron Ken
How long have you been cooking?
[05:36] Ichiko
About a hundred years!
[05:37] Cast Iron Ken
A hundred years?
[05:39] Masaki
Huh?
[05:39] Masaki
Live, where's your quiz collab
partner, Plumb Wrong Logic?
[05:46] Plumb Wrong Logic
Let's see, Pochi-san's comment...
[05:48] Plumb Wrong Logic
"The venue hall for today
looks quite run-down."
[05:52] Plumb Wrong Logic
"Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
are you worried about a leaky roof?"
[05:55] Plumb Wrong Logic
Well, it's true that run-down pipes
present a leaking risk,
[05:58] Plumb Wrong Logic
but since it's not raining—
SIGN Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN Construction streamer
who debates current affairs
while performing plumbing work
[05:59] Narrator
Plumb Wrong Logic!
[06:01] Narrator
A construction streamer who debates current
affairs while performing plumbing work!
[06:05] Plumb Wrong Logic
You see, not a lot of people know this, but...
[06:07] Live
Plumb Wrong Logic-san, nice to meet—
[06:09] Plumb Wrong Logic
Oh, Live-san, my collab partner.
[06:10] Plumb Wrong Logic
Nice to meet you.
[06:12] Plumb Wrong Logic
PVC pipes are made of
polyvinyl chloride, are they not?
[06:13] Taromaru
Everyone!
[06:15] Taromaru
We've got bottles of Mastamin Z
from our sponsor, AZO Pharma!
[06:19] Salami
Let's get pumped with heels for this show!
[06:25] Yuki
Vampires pretending to be
humans for an event...
[06:28] Yuki
I swear, they're such a handful!
[06:30] Girl Mob 1
What, seriously?!
[06:32] Girl Mob 1
Hey, look at this!
[06:33] Girl Mob 1
This online news article is wild!
[06:35] Girl Mob 2
Wait, that's Plumb Wrong Logic!
[06:37] Pien
Outlaw... Sidebrah...
[06:46] Announcer
Three! Two! One!
[06:57] TSUMA-shi
Yes, I do.
[06:58] Group
Yes, I do!
[07:00] TSUMA-shi
How do you do?
[07:02] Group
How do you do!
[07:03] TSUMA-shi
Hey, everyone! TSUMA-shi here!
[07:07] TSUMA-shi
Welcome to my TSUMA FES!
[07:14] TSUMA-shi
Without further ado, let's have
our participants take the stage!
[07:17] TSUMA-shi
First, introducing our two emcees!
[07:21] TSUMA-shi
F. Taromaru and Salami N. Cappuccino!
[07:24] Taromaru
Sponsored by AZO Pharma's Mastamin Z!
[07:29] Salami
Open it to be hit with the bubble fizz
of its strong carbonation!
[07:32] Group
Strong carbonation!
[07:33] TSUMA-shi
Next, the singer you all know and love, Shura!
[07:34] Masaki
It's starting!
[07:35] Masaki
I'm so nervous!
[07:38] Masaki
But now that it's underway,
we just have to get through it!
[07:38] TSUMA-shi
Let's keep 'em coming!
Ken, the culinary expert!
[07:41] TSUMA-shi
The construction streamer, Plumb Wrong Logic!
[07:41] Masaki
It's up to you now! Live! Ichiko! Fu! Tokage!
[07:46] TSUMA-shi
And now, the new, up-and-coming channel!
[07:49] TSUMA-shi
Mayonaka Punch!
[07:53] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[07:55] Live
Mayonaka Punch!
[07:57] Live
Let's have a blast today!
[08:01] Yuki
I feel like a parent
watching their kid's school play!
[08:05] TSUMA-shi
Now that we've wrapped up the intros...
[08:08] TSUMA-shi
TSUMA FES Extreme!
[08:10] TSUMA-shi
Bomber!
[08:12] Group
Bomber!
[08:15] Taromaru
TSUMA FES Extreme is finally underway!
[08:18] Taromaru
From here on out,
your emcees will be me, Taromaru...
[08:22] Salami
And me, Salamin!
[08:24] Taromaru
Our first segment is... the music collab!
[08:26] Salami
Sing along with mi sol la si do!
[08:29] Taromaru
But unfortunately, well...
[08:31] Salami
The Outside Kids are a no-show.
[08:36] Salami
I did the same thing
for a part-time job once.
[08:40] Salami
But this and that are different stories.
SIGN Music Collab!!
SIGN Music Collab!!
SIGN Let's Sing Those Timeless Hits
[08:43] Salami
Now then, here are Fu
and Shura in their first collab.
[08:46] Salami
Take it away.
[09:02] Fu
S-Such intensity!
[09:05] Fu
Ah, I need to sing...
[09:17] Fu
Was the audience this big before?
[09:21] Fu
Huh?
[09:22] Fu
Huh? Where in the song are...
[09:28] Fu
Huh?
[09:29] Taromaru
Okay!
[09:29] Taromaru
For our next collab...
SIGN Game Collab!!
SIGN Game Collab!!
SIGN This Ball & Chain is Nothing!
Red Light, Green Light
[09:33] Taromaru
A super-heavyweight game
of Red Light, Green Light!
[09:36] Salami
No life comes without shackles!
[09:39] Masaki
Ichiko, you're up soon, so go wait off stage!
[09:42] Ichiko
Roger!
[09:42] Taromaru
The winner will be the first person
who touches TSUMA-shi!
[09:45] Garden Eel
So heavy...
[09:47] Salami
All for me, one for me!
[09:49] TSUMA-shi
Okay, here we go!
[09:51] TSUMA-shi
Green light!
[09:53] Taromaru
None of the contestants are budging!
[09:55] Taromaru
A 30-kg weight is no joke!
[09:55] Salami
Tokage-san!
[09:57] TSUMA-shi
Red light!
[10:00] TSUMA-shi
Green light...
[10:02] Salami
Are you okay?
[10:03] Tokage
Those whooping frat boys are a bit much.
[10:05] Group
Hold it right there!
[10:07] Taromaru
C-C-C-Could those voices be...
[10:09] Taromaru
The Outside Kids, Outlaw and Sidebrah!
[10:14] Fu
What?!
[10:17] Taromaru
A last-minute entry
after ditching the music collab!
[10:21] TSUMA-shi
Green light, red light!
[10:22] Group
Stop!
[10:23] TSUMA-shi
Huh? Do we have more people?
[10:25] TSUMA-shi
Sure, why not?
[10:26] TSUMA-shi
Green light...
[10:27] Taromaru
The game goes on!
[10:28] Salami
And they don't have chains!
[10:30] TSUMA-shi
Red, red, red...
[10:30] Outlaw
The two of us have always...
[10:32] Sidebrah
...gone outside what's common sense!
[10:34] Tokage
Oh, snap!
[10:39] TSUMA-shi
Light!
[10:41] Tokage
I'm first!
[10:43] Taromaru
M-My word!
[10:44] Taromaru
With speed that defies common sense,
MayoPan's Tokage is first!
[10:48] Tokage
Number one!
[10:49] Group
Why did you use your powers?!
[10:51] Outlaw
Defying common sense?!
[10:53] Sidebrah
That's one hell of an understatement!
[10:56] Group
Tokage!
[10:59] Group
Love...
[11:02] Salami
Dearie me.
[11:03] Taromaru
The Outside Kids have suddenly made
confessions of love to Tokage!
[11:08] Yuki
So loud!
[11:09] Pien
She'll pay.
[11:11] Yuki
Huh?
[11:13] Taromaru
Okay, let's move on to the next segment.
SIGN Judge
[11:16] TSUMA-shi
I want to eat something yummy!
[11:19] Taromaru
Cooking Collab:
SIGN Cooking Collab!!
SIGN Cooking Collab!!
SIGN How Will This Combination Taste?
[11:20] Taromaru
How Will This Combination Taste?
[11:23] Salami
Each chef will pick one card with a dish.
[11:25] Salami
Combine the two culinary creations to
complete an outrageously good meal.
[11:31] Group
This one!
SIGN Mapo Tofu
[11:32] Ichiko
This is...
[11:34] Group
Okay!
[11:35] Group
Let's get cooking!
[11:37] Taromaru
Now, then, Ken's already
starting to prep his ingredients.
[11:41] Taromaru
How about Ichiko?
[11:43] Taromaru
She's deep in thought
while staring at the ingredients.
[11:50] Taromaru
Whoa! Where's Ichiko off to?!
[11:53] Taromaru
Is MayoPan's Ichiko running
for her life off the stage?!
[11:56] Masaki
What is she doing?!
[12:00] Masaki
Ichiko!
[12:03] Masaki
Where did you go?!
[12:06] Masaki
For the love of...
[12:07] Ichiko
I'm back!
[12:09] Ichiko
I was missing some ingredients,
so I went to buy them!
[12:12] Masaki
Hurry up and get back out there!
[12:14] Taromaru
Cast Iron Ken's working that wok like a pro!
[12:17] Ichiko
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[12:18] Taromaru
Oh, Ichiko has returned!
[12:21] Taromaru
Where have you been, Ichiko?
[12:23] Masaki
Sheesh.
[12:24] Masaki
I would have gone instead if she'd asked.
[12:28] Masaki
I'm back.
[12:29] Live
There you are, alien tacos!
[12:33] Live
Amigo!
[12:34] Masaki
Live?
[12:36] Live
I'll take care of you lot!
[12:39] Masaki
Huh?
[12:42] Live
A tortilla punch?!
[12:45] Live
Not-cho fast!
[12:52] Masaki
Don't tell me...
SIGN
Mastamin
Mastamin concentrate
Honey
Garlic
Garlic extract
Citric acid
SIGN Vitamin B2
Royal jelly
Guarana extract
Caffeine
[12:55] Taromaru
Okay!
[12:56] Taromaru
Both chefs have completed their dish!
[12:58] Taromaru
First up, Cast Iron Ken!
[13:02] Taromaru
It's fried rice!
[13:04] Taromaru
Now that looks good!
[13:05] Taromaru
Let's see what Ichiko's whipped up!
[13:08] Ichiko
It might not have set yet, but...
[13:10] Taromaru
A perfect complement, mapo tofu—
[13:12] Taromaru
A-Almond tofu?!
[13:14] Salami
Almond tofu?!
SIGN Milk
SIGN Milk
SIGN Milk
SIGN Milk
[13:17] Ichiko
There wasn't any milk!
[13:19] Taromaru
Sorry, but your dish was mapo tofu!
[13:22] Ichiko
What?!
[13:26] Fu
I bombed the song,
and Tokage-san stole my faves.
[13:30] Tokage
I've been instilled with fear and trauma.
[13:32] Ichiko
I misread the kanji and made the wrong dish.
[13:35] Tokage
You're fine! The crowd loved it!
[13:37] Ichiko
Mapo... Mapo...
[13:38] Staff 2
Live-san from MayoPan!
[13:40] Staff 2
It's time for your performance,
so please come right away!
[13:43] Masaki
No choice now.
[13:45] Masaki
Live, let's go!
[13:48] Taromaru
Time for the quiz collab!
SIGN Yukichi Survivor
Reia
SIGN Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN Live
SIGN Quiz Collab!!
SIGN Quiz Collab!!
SIGN Lightning Fast! 100-Question Quiz in 10 Minutes
[13:50] Salami
A hundred questions in ten minutes
to make the emcees cry!
[13:53] Salami
Six seconds per question? No way!
[13:56] Taromaru
Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
how are you feeling about this quiz?
[14:00] Taromaru
Plumb Wrong Logic-san?
[14:02] Taromaru
Oh, looks like he's clammed up from nerves.
[14:04] Masaki
Put away those wings.
[14:04] Taromaru
Why don't we just say he's all fired up?
[14:07] Masaki
Don't fly. Promise me you won't fly.
[14:10] Taromaru
Okay, it's just about time we get started...
[14:13] Masaki
All right, then go on!
[14:15] Taromaru
Oh, here's Live-san from MayoPan!
[14:19] Live
Hi-yah!
[14:20] Group
That moron!
[14:21] Group
She's flying?!
[14:25] Taromaru
M-MayoPan's Live, with an explosive entrance!
[14:29] Taromaru
Time to start our lightning-fast quiz!
[14:32] Masaki
Don't fly, don't fly, don't fly!
[14:33] Masaki
Don't you fly again!
[14:34] Masaki
If you get kicked out, there goes
our last chance to make a comeback!
[14:37] Masaki
What do I do?!
[14:39] Taromaru
Okay, question number one!
[14:41] Taromaru
Known as the "abalone of the fields,"
what's TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable?
[14:45] Taromaru
Go ahead, Plumb Wrong Logic-san.
[14:47] Plumb Wrong Logic
I sincerely apologize for my actions!
[14:49] Taromaru
Too bad.
[14:50] Taromaru
TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable is
zha cai, not an apology!
[14:53] Salami
Taro-chan, look.
[14:55] Taromaru
Hm?
SIGN Top > NewTuber Roundup > NewTuber Scandals
SIGN Affair Uncovered!!
SIGN Plumb Wrong Logic, NewTuber With Over
1.6 Million Subscribers, Found Cheating
[14:56] Taromaru
An apology was the right answer!
[14:58] Plumb Wrong Logic
I truly have nothing to say for myself!
[15:00] Crowd 1
Get out!
[15:02] Crowd 2
Don't ruin this event!
[15:04] Masaki
What a mess.
[15:06] Masaki
Live, just get through this somehow!
[15:12] Masaki
Not good!
[15:13] Masaki
She's gonna float up!
[15:15] Staff 3
The Plumb-san news is real, huh?
[15:17] Staff 4
What does this mean for the quiz collab?
[15:21] Masaki
That's it!
[15:22] Masaki
Let me borrow that!
[15:24] Staff 3
What? H-Hey!
[15:26] Masaki
Here.
[15:27] Ichiko
What's that?
[15:29] Masaki
Hang this rope down from the ceiling!
[15:31] Ichiko
Hang down? Ceiling?
[15:33] Masaki
Don't talk back! Just do it!
[15:34] Tokage
Okay, Ichiko, let's go.
[15:36] Ichiko
Okay.
[15:37] Masaki
Fu, you'll turn into a bat and get behind Live,
[15:40] Masaki
hook the rope onto her,
[15:42] Masaki
and then hold her down so she doesn't fly up.
[15:44] Fu
What?!
[15:45] Masaki
Pull her down from below
so she doesn't fly away,
[15:47] Masaki
and even if she does,
we can explain it away with the rope!
[15:50] Fu
Th-That's absurd!
[15:51] Masaki
Okay, bat time!
[15:52] Fu
What?
[15:55] Plumb Wrong Logic
I'm really, truly sorry for what I've done!
[15:59] Masaki
Now!
[16:09] Masaki
All right!
[16:10] Masaki
Now we should be fine either way!
[16:13] Taromaru
Ten minutes have passed!
[16:15] Taromaru
Time's up!
[16:17] Salami
We'll have to save the other ninety-nine
questions for some other day!
[16:19] Masaki
No way!
[16:20] Masaki
Our comeback chance!
[16:23] Ichiko
Milk does get rid of garlic odor, but...
[16:26] Ichiko
we're talking almond tofu fried rice here!
[16:28] Masaki
Anything's worth a shot at this point.
[16:34] Live
The almond tofu and fried rice
are happily having an affair.
[16:37] Live
That's the dream I had.
[16:43] Masaki
Yes?
[16:45] TSUMA-shi
Sorry to intrude.
[16:46] Masaki
TSUMA-shi-san?!
[16:47] Masaki
Um, I'm sorry for how Live acted earlier...
[16:50] TSUMA-shi
No, I should be the one apologizing!
[16:53] TSUMA-shi
So sorry about Plumb Wrong Logic!
[16:55] TSUMA-shi
He ruined Live's first time on stage!
[16:57] Masaki
TSUMA-shi-san! Don't—
[16:58] TSUMA-shi
Non!
[17:01] TSUMA-shi
I'll get the crowd fired up for part two!
[17:03] TSUMA-shi
Let's make it an extremely great time together!
[17:07] Masaki
Yes!
[17:08] TSUMA-shi
See you!
[17:14] Live
Masaki?
[17:15] Masaki
TSUMA-shi-san's doing so much for us,
[17:18] Masaki
but we haven't managed to do anything!
[17:20] Masaki
We can't go back like this!
[17:22] Masaki
Not on my watch!
[17:24] Masaki
We'll make sure our song
as MayoPan is a success!
[17:30] Masaki
Let's make it a stellar performance!
[17:34] Masaki
Go, MayoPan!
[17:36] Group
Yeah!
[17:38] Crowd 1
Huh, what?
[17:39] Crowd 2
A blackout?
[17:40] TSUMA-shi
Sorry, everyone!
[17:41] TSUMA-shi
Looks like we lost power!
[17:44] TSUMA-shi
We're looking into what caused it,
so be patient for a little longer!
[17:48] Group
Okay!
[17:48] Garden Eel
Why'd the power go out?
[17:49] Daifuku Minister
My house lost power once from a water leak.
[17:52] Daifuku Minister
The pipes rusted away.
[17:55] Masaki
We might be able to fix the blackout.
[17:57] Live
What?
[17:57] Masaki
I'll go take care of it!
[17:59] Live
But how?
[18:00] TSUMA-shi
Be careful in the dark
or you could hurt yourself!
[18:09] Masaki
Don't you want to redeem your reputation?
[18:12] Group
That's asking for a lot!
[18:14] Live
It's fine, it's fine!
[18:15] Live
The least we can do is try!
[18:18] Plumb Wrong Logic
A short circuit?
[18:20] Masaki
That's right!
[18:21] Masaki
There might be a leak in this run-down venue!
[18:25] Masaki
I'm gonna make the crowd
hear their song, no matter what!
[18:30] Masaki
Look! There!
[18:32] Plumb Wrong Logic
That's not related to the power outage.
[18:35] Masaki
Why not?
[18:35] Plumb Wrong Logic
There's no circuitry near that leak.
[18:38] Plumb Wrong Logic
That's plumb wrong logic.
[18:39] Masaki
Screw you!
[18:41] Masaki
What now, then?!
[18:42] Yuki
Yukirinko knows who did it!
[18:44] Masaki
Huh?
[18:46] Yuki
Mastamin Z!
[18:49] TSUMA-shi
It's no use.
[18:50] TSUMA-shi
Let's call it off.
[18:51] Group
What?!
[18:52] TSUMA-shi
We can't keep the audience
waiting any longer.
[18:55] Live
TSUMA-shi-san!
[18:57] Masaki
Hey! There's no one here!
[19:00] Yuki
Whazzis?
[19:01] Yuki
Found a cute ribbon!
[19:14] Masaki
Under there?
[19:14] Yuki
Ribbon-san, are you trying
to rack up views, too?
[19:19] Pien
Are Outlaw and Sidebrah coming?
[19:22] Live
We'll sing!
[19:23] TSUMA-shi
You can't be serious!
[19:25] TSUMA-shi
There's no audio or lighting!
[19:26] Live
It's fine!
[19:28] Live
Our Masaki will figure it out!
[19:30] Live
Besides, even without a mic, I'm pretty loud.
[19:34] Live
We'll go ahead without mics!
[19:36] Tokage
And if it doesn't work out, we'll beg on our
knees, or stomachs, or whatever you want.
[19:42] Tokage
How 'bout it? Will you gamble on us?
[19:44] Outlaw
You said it, Tokage-nee-san!
[19:50] TSUMA-shi
Okay.
[19:52] TSUMA-shi
Let's give it a shot, then!
[19:54] TSUMA-shi
TSUMA FES Extreme...
[19:56] TSUMA-shi
Bomber!
[19:58] Masaki
Ow!
[19:59] Masaki
That hurts, damn it!
[20:00] Pien
Yes, this will mean it never happened.
[20:03] Pien
Even if it was scripted,
that confession is just too awful.
[20:05] Masaki
Hey, wait! That cable!
[20:05] Pien
I'll be the one to protect those two!
[20:07] Masaki
Hand it over already!
[20:08] Taromaru
Thank you all so, so much for your patience!
[20:12] Salami
I know it's still dark,
but we're starting the second half!
[20:15] Taromaru
First up on stage will be...
[20:17] Group
Mayonaka Punch!
[20:28] Masaki
Let go already!
[20:30] Pien
I won't let anyone get in the way of our love!
[20:53] Yuki
Keep it up! Keep it up!
[20:54] Masaki
Stop tripping and help me, you old fart!
[20:56] Pien
I'll be the one to save the two of them!
[21:15] Masaki
We've worked so hard preparing for today!
[21:29] Masaki
We need people like you
to hit the subscribe button,
[21:33] Masaki
so we've spent countless hours
coming up with ideas!
[22:00] Masaki
I swear...
[22:02] Masaki
I was the one who wanted to see it the most.
[23:22] Masaki
Huh?
[23:25] Ichiko
Today's event got us even closer
to one million subs!
[23:27] Tokage
Now I can finally upsize my beef bowls!
[23:29] Ichiko
That's right! You can even add an egg!
[23:31] Tokage
An egg?!
[23:31] Ichiko
With tonjiru on the side!
[23:32] Tokage
Tonjiru!
[23:33] Group
Next time: "Welcome.
This Is Your New Family Home!"
SIGN Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
[23:36] Ichiko
Order up! One large, add an egg and tonjiru!
[23:38] Tokage
The big dream I've waited for!
E9 - Welcome. This Is Your Family Home Now!
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[00:13] Masaki
Huh?
[00:15] Masaki
Back then, why did I...
[00:42] Sakura
Good morning.
SIGN Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
[02:20] Ichiko
Good morning from the dead of night!
[02:23] Ichiko
Mayonaka Punch!
[02:24] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[02:25] Ichiko
Ding!
[02:26] Ichiko
How does MayoPan spend a
week-long extended break?
[02:30] Ichiko
Vlog day two!
[02:32] Ichiko
For my day off today...
[02:35] Ichiko
Behold! Meal prep!
[02:40] Ichiko
Is this a good angle?
[02:46] Ichiko
Oh, that's perfect!
[02:48] Tokage
Seriously?
[02:49] Tokage
With Masaki gone, I thought we'd have
a week off from shooting videos.
[02:54] Fu
Well, not exactly.
[02:56] Fu
Masaki-san told us to film what
we do while we're on vacation.
[03:00] Tokage
A vacation that we have to film
doesn't count as a vacation!
[03:03] Fu
B-But we only have three months left
until Mother's deadline.
[03:08] Fu
After taking part in that
festival and doing collabs,
[03:10] Fu
we've finally hit 400k subscribers.
[03:13] Fu
We can't be taking a break
at a time like this...
[03:18] Tokage
I'm sacrificing my beauty sleep
to work my butt off here!
[03:21] Tokage
I think I deserve a little praise!
[03:23] Fu
I-I'm also...
[03:24] Ichiko
Stop!
[03:26] Tokage
Oh, you were still awake?
[03:28] Ichiko
The more footage we have, the better.
[03:31] Fu
W-Were we disrupting you?
[03:33] Ichiko
You two.
[03:35] Ichiko
You're stepping on Live-sama.
[03:39] Fu
She seems awfully upset.
[03:41] Tokage
Snap out of it already.
[03:43] Ichiko
Live-sama, are you still alive?
SIGN Masaki <3
[03:53] Live
Masaki!
[03:54] Live
I miss you!
[03:56] Masaki
You know it's only been two days.
[03:58] Masaki
How's today's footage?
[03:58] Live
Well, I finished making cuts,
but it's a little long.
[04:03] Masaki
Okay.
[04:04] Masaki
I'll trim it down where I can
when I add the captions.
[04:07] Live
I'll send what I have, then.
[04:09] Masaki
Thanks. See you.
[04:10] Live
Oh, how's your mom?
[04:11] Live
Is she okay?
[04:12] Masaki
It was her appendix.
[04:14] Masaki
She'll be out of the hospital in a week.
[04:16] Live
Oh, that's a relief!
[04:18] Masaki
Sorry to duck out at such a critical time.
[04:20] Live
No, it's not your fault.
[04:22] Live
It sure is lonely without you here, though.
[04:26] Live
Masaki, I really do—
[04:29] Masaki
Well, see you.
[04:33] Tokage
We should go to sleep soon.
[04:35] Ichiko
We'll start shooting again when the sun sets.
[04:38] Fu
Good night.
[04:43] Masaki
How do I deal with this?
[04:48] Sakura
I would have been fine on my own for a week.
[04:51] Masaki
What?
[04:52] Sakura
If you were busy with NewTube stuff,
you didn't have to come home.
[04:56] Masaki
What could I do?
[04:58] Masaki
Mom asked me to come back.
[05:02] Sakura
My precious winter break...
[05:03] Sakura
I would have less chores
to do if I were alone.
[05:08] Masaki
I-I was gonna clean that up later.
[05:11] Sakura
If I were alone in the house,
[05:13] Sakura
I could blast dance music every night
while busting out my sick moves.
[05:17] Masaki
What?
[05:18] Sakura
I'll handle the laundry,
so do the dishes at least.
[05:21] Masaki
Hey, hold it right there.
[05:23] Sakura
What?
[05:24] Masaki
Sakura, do you watch NewTube?
[05:29] Sakura
A little.
[05:30] Masaki
Can you take a look at this?
[05:47] Sakura
Still images?
[05:48] Masaki
Videos.
[05:51] Masaki
I asked them to shoot vlogs on their days off,
[05:53] Masaki
but all I get back is stuff like this!
[05:57] Masaki
They're a real wacky bunch, so I thought
they'd be entertaining on their days off, too.
[06:02] Masaki
But if I trash this footage,
we won't have a video for tomorrow.
[06:05] Masaki
Uploading every day is a must!
[06:07] Masaki
What do I do?
[06:09] Sakura
I mean, it does feel like
a realistic day off, but...
[06:12] Sakura
It's boring.
[06:21] Ichiko
How does MayoPan spend a
week-long extended break?
[06:25] Ichiko
Vlog!
[06:26] Ichiko
Today, we're going on a drive to the
best spot to enjoy a nighttime view!
[06:31] Group
Yay!
[06:33] Live
The catch: we have to eat at every
drive-through we come across.
[06:36] Live
Will our stomachs hold out until
we reach our scenic destination?
[06:41] Live
We'll shoot some amazing footage to use!
[06:44] Masaki
That's the spot!
[06:46] Sakura
You're stiff as a board.
[06:48] Masaki
Is it that bad?
[06:51] Sakura
Can I stop now?
[06:52] Masaki
Not yet! A little more!
[06:56] Masaki
Don't stop!
[06:58] Sakura
I don't trust you when you say "a little more."
[07:00] Masaki
What?
[07:01] Sakura
You kept saying, "C'mon, just a little more,"
[07:03] Sakura
and then you'd eaten all my ice cream.
[07:05] Masaki
How long ago was that?
[07:07] Sakura
Literally yesterday.
[07:11] Masaki
Coming.
[07:13] Masaki
Huh? Why?
[07:15] Live
We're here!
[07:15] Tokage
Ah!
[07:17] Tokage
Little sister!
[07:19] Tokage
You're Masaki's sister, right?
[07:22] Ichiko
Oh, you look so young.
[07:24] Live
Out of my way!
[07:25] Live
Hey, there!
[07:26] Live
I've gotten to know your big sister very well!
[07:28] Live
My name's Live! From Mayonaka Punch!
[07:35] Live
Her blood smells normal, though.
[07:37] Fu
That's rude to say to someone you've just met.
[07:40] Live
Oh, wait. Has she not told you?
[07:42] Live
I'm part of a NewTube channel with your sister!
[07:46] Sakura
I know.
[07:47] Sakura
Hello. I'm Sakura.
[07:49] Live
Nice to meet you!
[07:50] Masaki
Y-You can tell me what happened inside.
[07:53] Masaki
Come in.
[07:56] Live
So this is Masaki's family home!
[07:58] Live
The place that birthed Masaki's blood!
[08:00] Live
Awesome!
[08:01] Fu
Masaki-san, have you always lived here?
[08:05] Masaki
No, this used to be my grandma's place.
[08:07] Masaki
We moved here after my parents got divorced.
[08:09] Ichiko
Oh?
[08:10] Masaki
Up until preschool, I used to live
close to Banpai Manor, actually.
[08:14] Live
What?!
[08:14] Live
So you mean I might've come across
teeny-tiny Masaki in the past?!
[08:19] Live
That's nothing short of fate!
[08:20] Live
Destiny!
SIGN Fate
SIGN Fate
[08:21] Masaki
So? Why are you here?
[08:23] Masaki
Didn't I tell you to film
that night view roadtrip?
[08:26] Live
We filmed it, all right!
[08:27] Live
But also...
[08:30] Live
Here.
[08:31] Live
Oh! It's so pretty here at night!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN No Video Recording
The following actions are strictly prohibited.
SIGN - Photography and videos for commercial purposes
- Operating unmanned aircraft,
as well as aerial photography (drones, RC, etc.)
- Photography and videos with selfie sticks
- Extreme acts of photography that disturb others
- Filming of NewTube videos (no exceptions!)
SIGN Those found to be in violation will incur a fine of 10,000 yen.
Thank you for your cooperation.
[08:36] Live
Ack!
[08:37] Live
Double ack!
[08:38] Live
Apparently, they recently
banned video recording.
[08:41] Live
We should discuss with you before
shooting a different video, right?
[08:44] Live
Time is of the essence, so we
ditched the car and flew over here!
[08:48] Masaki
I see... Wait.
[08:50] Masaki
Couldn't you have just called?
[08:52] Live
What? Don't be so cold!
[08:55] Masaki
Get off! I can't breathe!
[08:56] Sakura
Here you go.
[08:58] Masaki
Th-Thanks.
[08:59] Live
Sakura-chan, got any good ideas?
[09:02] Masaki
You're asking her?
[09:03] Sakura
It seems like your only choice is
to film something around here.
[09:07] Live
Here?
[09:08] Sakura
If you go somewhere else to film,
[09:10] Sakura
you won't have enough
time to edit the video.
[09:13] Masaki
Well...
[09:14] Ichiko
But are there any interesting
places in this area?
[09:17] Masaki
Not at all.
[09:18] Masaki
It's a normal neighborhood.
SIGN Hmm...
[09:22] Live
Ta-dah!
[09:24] Live
I've got it!
[09:25] Live
How about, "I Returned to My Family Home"?
[09:28] Masaki
Huh?
[09:29] Fu
Oh, I've seen videos like that.
[09:31] Fu
Where they eat dinner as a family,
or read out letters of gratitude.
[09:35] Ichiko
Sure to bring warmth to your heart
and a smile to your face!
[09:38] Tokage
Sounds good! Not that I'd know.
[09:40] Live
I thought it'd be impossible, since we
don't have family homes, but you do!
[09:45] Masaki
Me?
[09:47] Masaki
N-Not happening!
[09:48] Masaki
I've never been in any of our videos!
[09:50] Sakura
But you could be.
[09:51] Masaki
Everyone would throw a fit
if a new face suddenly showed up!
[09:54] Live
But you're the only one who can!
[09:56] Live
Please?
[09:56] Masaki
Nope! Not a chance!
[09:58] Live
Aww...
[10:00] Ichiko
Then...
[10:01] Fu
What do we do?
[10:03] Tokage
Wanna go hit up some pachinko?
[10:06] Tokage
Hmph.
[10:10] Masaki
Live.
[10:12] Masaki
Welcome.
[10:13] Masaki
This is your new family home.
[10:17] Live
What?
SIGN Standby
[10:21] Masaki
The story is, your mother's in the hospital,
[10:23] Masaki
so you came back home to take care
of your sister, just like me.
[10:27] Masaki
The rest you can feel free to make up.
[10:29] Live
Okay! I'm ready to go!
[10:31] Masaki
Also, don't call Sakura by her real name.
[10:33] Live
Got it.
[10:34] Ichiko
Shooting a video pretending that
this is Live-sama's family home...
[10:38] Ichiko
Masaki sure does come up with some wild ideas.
[10:40] Fu
Um...
[10:41] Fu
Is it okay to trick our audience like this?
[10:45] Tokage
Besides, won't we get busted in no time
if Masaki's friends watch this video?
[10:50] Masaki
It's fine.
[10:51] Masaki
I've never had a friend come over.
[10:53] Group
She doesn't have any friends.
[10:55] Masaki
Sakura, are you ready, too?
[10:58] Masaki
Why are you pouting?
[11:00] Sakura
I'm against staged videos.
[11:02] Masaki
Hey, just leave it to me.
[11:07] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[11:09] Live
Mayonaka Punch!
[11:10] Live
Live here!
[11:11] Live
Today, we're at my family home!
[11:15] Live
This here's my little sister!
[11:16] Sakura
Hello.
[11:17] Live
Man, it's so relaxing being back home!
[11:21] Live
So nostalgic, you could even
call it nostalgia-inducing!
[11:24] Sakura
Totally.
[11:26] Live
Um...
[11:27] Live
Now that we're back in my family home,
how about a room tour?!
[11:32] Live
Time to show you all my bedroom!
[11:37] Live
Bam!
[11:37] Live
Is my diary here somewhere?
[11:39] Live
Oh! A photo album!
[11:41] Live
Where could my school uniform be?
[11:43] Live
Or maybe some childhood clothes!
[11:50] Live
What's this place?
SIGN Soba Restaurant Tachian
[11:51] Sakura
The diner we ate at often as a family...
[11:54] Sakura
went out of business and now it's a
soba joint which holds no memories.
[11:57] Live
Zero memories?!
[12:05] Live
This is it!
[12:06] Live
We ate here all the time as kids!
[12:08] Live
Seven times a week!
[12:10] Sakura
So every day.
[12:12] Live
This shrimp tempura tastes
just like Mom's home cooking!
[12:18] Live
I could go all day!
[12:20] Live
Ta-dah!
[12:22] Live
Let's switch it up!
[12:24] Live
Bottoms up—
[12:26] Masaki
No outside food!
[12:27] Masaki
And that's the least of the issues!
[12:29] Masaki
Live, you're fired!
[12:30] Masaki
Tokage, take over for her!
[12:32] Ichiko
Tokage!
[12:32] Ichiko
You need to avenge Live-sama's dead body!
[12:35] Masaki
Here we go!
[12:36] Tokage
Um, this is my family home.
[12:39] Tokage
Here's my sister.
[12:40] Sakura
Hello.
[12:41] Tokage
Today, I'll be gazing out
at the snow on the veranda,
[12:46] Tokage
while lazily reminiscing with
my sister about when we were kids.
[12:51] Tokage
Do you remember that game
we used to always play, little sister?
[12:56] Sakura
You've never played with me.
[12:58] Tokage
What? That can't be right!
[13:00] Tokage
Like, what about tag?
[13:02] Sakura
Nope.
[13:02] Tokage
Playing house?
[13:04] Sakura
Nope.
[13:04] Tokage
Hide-and-seek?!
[13:06] Sakura
Oh, there was that.
[13:07] Tokage
Right? Wasn't it fun?
[13:09] Sakura
You were "it," but you left me behind
and went back home.
[13:13] Tokage
What?
[13:16] Tokage
Okay!
[13:17] Tokage
I'll be the one to make you forget
those sad memories!
[13:20] Tokage
Jump!
[13:22] Tokage
I'll play with you to your heart's content!
[13:28] Sakura
What are we doing?
[13:29] Tokage
Nothing says snow like a snowball fight!
[13:36] Tokage
You're wide open!
[13:43] Tokage
Yay! I win!
[13:45] Tokage
Bada bing!
[13:46] Masaki
Sakura!
[13:50] Masaki
Tokage's fired, too!
[13:53] Ichiko
Ta-dah!
[13:53] Ichiko
This is my family home!
[13:55] Ichiko
And making her debut here is my little sister!
[13:58] Sakura
Hello.
[13:59] Masaki
Stop!
[14:00] Ichiko
Huh?
[14:01] Masaki
She looks older than you,
so you'll be the little sister.
[14:04] Ichiko
No way!
[14:05] Ichiko
I've been alive for way longer!
[14:07] Masaki
Just do it!
[14:09] Sakura
You're older?
[14:11] Ichiko
And so, I'll be making a dish filled with
memories with my big sister today.
[14:17] Ichiko
But what food is filled with memories for you?
[14:20] Sakura
I know how to make curry.
[14:22] Ichiko
Go on.
[14:23] Sakura
I'd always make it whenever
Mom was late coming home.
[14:27] Sakura
But you'd complain about
how underseasoned it was,
[14:29] Sakura
and add loads of soy sauce to it.
[14:33] Ichiko
I do apologize for that!
[14:35] Ichiko
Then you can just sit back
and wait while I cook!
[14:38] Ichiko
Today, I'll make a delicious meal
filled with memories for you!
[14:47] Ichiko
Voilà!
[14:48] Ichiko
A meal filled with memories!
[14:50] Ichiko
A hundred years ago, when I was a child,
[14:53] Ichiko
we couldn't afford lots of food like now.
[14:56] Ichiko
Mom always shared her fish
with me and my little brother.
[15:01] Ichiko
But I couldn't bear to see her go hungry,
[15:04] Ichiko
so I would lie to her,
saying I was full and didn't want any fish.
[15:07] Sakura
Huh.
[15:08] Ichiko
I told her, "You need to eat, Mom,"
as I smiled with teary eyes.
[15:12] Masaki
Okay, start!
[15:14] Fu
Um, well...
[15:15] Fu
We're here at my family home.
[15:18] Fu
This is my little sister.
[15:21] Sakura
Coming.
[15:23] Fu
What?
[15:24] Fu
What?! You're gonna film this, too?!
[15:28] Takeshita
Good evening.
[15:30] Takeshita
Sorry, it's just leftovers.
[15:32] Sakura
Thank you as always.
[15:40] Sakura
My older sister.
[15:41] Takeshita
Oh, do forgive me.
[15:42] Takeshita
My eyes have been failing me lately.
[15:44] Takeshita
Why, it's been ages.
[15:46] Fu
L-Long time no see.
[15:48] Sakura
It's Takeshita-san.
[15:49] Sakura
She makes food for us sometimes.
[15:51] Sakura
It's good.
[15:52] Fu
Th-Thank you very much
for looking after my sister.
[15:57] Takeshita
Goodness, I hardly recognize you.
[15:59] Fu
Eek!
[16:00] Takeshita
You always stole Sakura-chan's New Year's
money and used it to buy toys for yourself.
[16:06] Takeshita
You sure have grown up.
[16:09] Takeshita
But there's something about your voice...
[16:12] Fu
W-Well...
[16:13] Takeshita
Not to mention your height...
[16:16] Fu
U-Um, I-I'm...
[16:20] Fu
I-I'm her bona fide big sister! I swear it!
[16:24] Fu
After all, I've never been wrong in my life!
[16:29] Fu
Bow down before me, peasants!
[16:32] Takeshita
Yes, yes. That's more like it.
[16:34] Fu
P-Please forgive me for being so rude!
[16:36] Fu
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[16:37] Masaki
Huh?
[16:38] Masaki
I'm nothing like that, am I?
[16:44] Sakura
Takeshita-san said she's okay
with being in the video.
[16:48] Masaki
Thanks.
[16:49] Tokage
What a nice old lady.
[16:51] Ichiko
Wait, so whose family home
are we saying this is?
[16:54] Live
Let me have one more chance!
[16:57] Masaki
What?
[16:57] Live
I'll pull it off without a hitch this time!
[17:01] Masaki
We haven't shot the
family-thanking scene yet.
[17:05] Masaki
Guess we'll try it again with Live.
[17:07] Live
Yes!
[17:09] Masaki
Okay, let's get started!
[17:11] Live
Um, I-I've only made it this far
thanks to my family!
[17:18] Live
Thanks, family. Thanks for real.
[17:20] Live
Family for life.
[17:22] Live
Seriously, thank you!
[17:23] Sakura
Thank you.
[17:25] Live
Um, I've caused a lot of trouble
for my little sister.
[17:30] Live
But I didn't mean any harm by it!
[17:33] Live
It's more like my personality
is just kind of awful.
[17:36] Live
I regret all the things I've done!
[17:38] Live
So please support me going forward!
[17:45] Live
Is that too much to ask?
[17:47] Sakura
Yes.
[17:48] Live
What?!
[17:49] Sakura
You eat my ice cream without asking,
[17:51] Sakura
ditch me during hide-and-seek,
[17:52] Sakura
complain about my cooking,
[17:54] Sakura
and steal my New Year's money.
[17:56] Sakura
You only do the things you want to do,
[17:58] Sakura
you always act before you think,
[18:01] Sakura
you left the house right after graduating
high school and made our mom worry.
[18:06] Sakura
When you got booted from your channel,
you were too stubborn to call us.
[18:11] Sakura
You really are awful.
[18:14] Sakura
So it's too late to ask me for your support.
[18:19] Sakura
After all, I've been supporting you
from the very start.
[18:31] Masaki
That's a wrap!
[18:33] Masaki
Good job, everyone!
[18:34] Group
Good work!
[18:36] Masaki
But we don't have time to relax.
[18:38] Masaki
Why? Because this video needs
to go up by tomorrow night!
[18:42] Masaki
We'll split up the editing
and tackle it as a group!
[18:44] Masaki
Don't count on getting any sleep!
[18:46] Group
Right!
[18:47] Sakura
I'm going to sleep.
[18:48] Group
Go ahead!
[18:50] Masaki
Without further ado,
[18:51] Masaki
"Investigation:"
SIGN <Investigation>
How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a
crew member's family home is their own family home?!
SIGN <Investigation>
How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a
crew member's family home is their own family home?!
[18:52] Masaki
"How well can everyone act
when asked to pretend"
[18:55] Masaki
"a crew member's family home
is their own family home?!"
[18:58] Masaki
Video production starts... now!
[19:03] Group
What?
[19:25] Masaki
It's good!
[19:26] Masaki
Sakura, you've gotten better!
[19:28] Sakura
I thought you really were
making a staged video.
[19:32] Masaki
You know I'd never do that.
[19:34] Sakura
You could have let me in on it.
[19:37] Masaki
Sorry, sorry.
[19:38] Masaki
I'm glad it looks like we'll make it in time.
[19:44] Sakura
Hey.
[19:46] Sakura
Are you never going to be in a MayoPan video?
[19:49] Masaki
What?
SIGN Recording
SIGN Recording
[20:01] Sakura
Because of the scandal?
[20:05] Sakura
Is it still on your mind?
[20:10] Masaki
I enjoy working behind the scenes now.
[20:18] Live
Sorry for dropping by so suddenly.
[20:20] Live
Thanks for everything.
[20:23] Live
See you!
[20:25] Sakura
Um, here.
[20:27] Sakura
Could I have all of your autographs?
[20:30] Masaki
Is one of your friends a
MayoPan fan or something?
[20:34] Sakura
I'm your fan.
[20:36] Masaki
What?
[20:36] Sakura
I misspoke. I'm a huge fan.
[20:38] Group
What?!
[20:40] Live
R-Really?!
[20:41] Tokage
Seriously?
[20:43] Tokage
If you really, really love me that much,
you should have told me.
[20:47] Sakura
No, I couldn't possibly.
[20:48] Ichiko
Does that mean you watch my videos, too?!
[20:51] Sakura
Of course.
[20:52] Sakura
You were so cute when you teared up
because you messed up your cooking.
[20:56] Ichiko
I-I wasn't crying!
[20:58] Fu
What about my singing?
[20:59] Sakura
It's so wonderful,
I can't even express it in words.
[21:03] Sakura
It feels wrong to even try.
[21:05] Fu
Yay!
[21:06] Live
Sakura-chan!
[21:07] Live
Say something nice about me as well!
[21:09] Sakura
I could do that without even thinking.
[21:12] Sakura
Your autographs, please!
[21:13] Tokage
Okay, I'm first!
[21:15] Live
Wait, Tokage!
[21:17] Live
Don't sign in the middle!
[21:18] Ichiko
Give me the pink marker!
[21:19] Fu
Leave room for me!
[21:20] Masaki
I didn't know you were a fan.
[21:24] Live
All done!
SIGN Ichiko
SIGN TOKAGE
SIGN Live <3
[21:26] Live
Sakura-chan, here you go!
[21:28] Sakura
Thank you so much.
[21:30] Masaki
Good for you.
[21:33] Sakura
You, too.
[21:35] Masaki
No way. I'm never even on camera.
[21:37] Sakura
Hyped-Up Sisters. Mayonaka Punch.
[21:41] Sakura
I'm your oldest fan.
[21:47] Masaki
You've always been a tough nut to crack.
SIGN Live
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
Masaki!
[23:26] Live
Live!
[23:26] Live
And...
[23:27] Sakura
Sakura here.
[23:28] Live
You're so cute, Sakura-chan!
[23:29] Live
Tiny Masaki! Mini-Masaki!
[23:30] Masaki
Well, we do look alike.
[23:31] Sakura
No, we don't. Don't ever say that again.
[23:32] Masaki
What?
[23:32] Live
You totally do!
[23:33] Sakura
Then yes, we do.
[23:34] Masaki
Hey!
SIGN Live "Neener, neener!
Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!"
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Rampage x Fateful Showdown!"
SIGN Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
[23:37] Live
She's turned into what now?!
E10 - Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
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[00:02] Yuki
Mayonaka Punch currently has around
seven hundred thousand subscribers.
[00:07] Mother
Seven hundred thousand...
[00:09] Yuki
There's one month and ten days
left until the deadline.
[00:11] Yuki
It should prove quite difficult for them
to reach a million subscribers in that time.
[00:16] Mother
I see.
[00:18] Yuki
I shall continue to keep
an eye on their channel.
SIGN Starting Soon <3
SIGN Chat
Yukirinko Bot Starting soon <3
Snail Konyuki
azusa ah ah
konpeitou Hello
Len256 Hi! I've been waiting for this stream!
Yuyu Konyuki! What are you doing today?
I can't wait (>_<)/
[00:52] Yuki
Hello? Can you hear me?
[00:56] Yuki
Okay, looks good.
[00:59] Yuki
Sorry for barely making it in time!
[01:01] Yuki
Yukirinko here from the
Yukizuri Gaming Channel!
[01:04] Yuki
Konyuki!
SIGN Draculmania
[01:05] Yuki
Today, I'll be playing the 1988 Komachi title
[01:09] Yuki
Draculmania Perfect Cross,
the second game in the Draculmania series,*
SIGN takomaru Never heard of it. But it sounds like fun.
KKK Is it a horror game?
The Manager Awesome, an endurance stream
anny We're in for a long night!
Snail The memories!!!!!
Tanaka_3 I've heard the name but never played it
calcium deficient i played draculmania so much
as a kid, but all i remember is how hard it was...
Fairy Child Thanks for the late night stream!
grass ball I'll be working with Yukizuri in the
background! All-nighter time
[01:13] Yuki*
as an endurance stream until
I beat... the game...
SIGN New video from Mayonaka Punch
We Have a New Member
SIGN Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
SIGN MayoPan
Has a New
Member!
SIGN Stay Tuned for Updates!
[03:07] Masaki
Raise your hand if you know
why we're having this meeting.
[03:10] Masaki
Yes, Live?
[03:11] Live
The mysterious new MayoPan video that
got uploaded without our knowledge!
[03:15] Masaki
Exactly.
[03:16] Masaki
I privated it as soon as I could,
[03:18] Masaki
but a number of diehard fans saw,
and Sakura asked me about it.
[03:22] Live
Now, of all times, uploading a cheap-looking
video with only hiragana and no kanji?
[03:27] Live
Who could it be?
[03:29] Live
Hey, Ichiko!
[03:31] Live
It's totally you!
[03:32] Live
It's 100% you, Ichiko!
[03:33] Ichiko
Y-You're barking up the wrong tree!
[03:36] Tokage
Oh, you can't whistle?
[03:38] Tokage
Let me show you how—
[03:39] Masaki
Ichiko.
[03:40] Masaki
What's the meaning of this?
[03:42] Ichiko
I'm sorry!
[03:44] Ichiko
I thought we'd get a huge boost in subs
if we brought on a new member!
[03:49] Fu
Masaki-san, we're at fault here, too.
[03:52] Fu
We knew how much pressure
Ichiko-chan was under.
[03:54] Live
Ichiko, the rest of us are
feeling the same pressure.
[03:57] Live
We're trying all sorts of ideas and
doing our best to shoot videos.
[04:00] Ichiko
It's not enough!
[04:02] Ichiko
We need something big, with lots of impact!
[04:05] Ichiko
And since I knew Masaki used to be
a famous NewTuber...
[04:09] Masaki
Huh? Me?!
[04:10] Live
You wanted to bring Masaki on?!
[04:13] Ichiko
Yes...
[04:13] Tokage
What do you mean, famous?
SIGN Trending NewTuber Gossip
Gossip Roundup of Hyped-Up Sisters Ex-Member Masakichi:
Real Name, Age, Public Controversy
[04:17] Tokage
They wrote up a gossip article.
[04:19] Fu
They sure did.
[04:21] Tokage
She's getting hate comments.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN - Public Outcry After Actions on Stream
The public response to Masakichi-san's
acts of violence
Here is a sample of how people felt
after this series of scandalous events.
achan @achanchan8420
I don't know much about Masakichi from Hype-Sis,
but there's no excuse for punching your colleague
on stream in front of a large audience.
Not to mention right in the face lol
[04:23] Fu
She sure is.
[04:24] Masaki
Didn't I tell you I don't appear on camera?
[04:26] Ichiko
But Live-sama said, "Masaki absolutely
wants to be in our videos!"
[04:31] Masaki
What?
[04:31] Ichiko
If bringing you on can increase
our sub count even a little...
[04:34] Masaki
I'd rather stick to coming up with video ideas.
[04:36] Ichiko
You can do that and star in our videos!
[04:39] Masaki
Y-You've all been together for a long time now.
[04:42] Masaki
Adding me into the mix would ruin the balance.
[04:45] Fu
There never was a balance to begin with.
[04:47] Masaki
I mean, still...
[04:49] Tokage
Scandal.
[04:50] Tokage
"LOL at socking her out
after acting all chummy on camera."
[04:53] Tokage
"Booting Masakichi was the right move."
[04:55] Tokage
"Why does anyone like
watching her? She's so nasty."
[04:58] Masaki
Don't read them out loud!
[05:00] Tokage
I get comments like these all the time
from so-called Outside Kids fans!
[05:05] Tokage
Like, "Seriously though,
what kind of name is Tokage? LMAO."
[05:09] Tokage
Or, "Back in high school,
Tokage-san stole money from me."
[05:13] Tokage
Or, "Shut up, you're ugly as hell."
[05:14] Tokage
We're fellow hater targets!
[05:18] Tokage
This is the latest one.
SIGN Mio @ Outside Girl 1 week ago
I can't stand Tokage. To think she got to
breathe the same air as the Outside Kids.
Drop dead
[05:20] Masaki
"I can't stand Tokage."
[05:23] Masaki
"To think she breathed
the same air as the Outside Kids."
[05:26] Masaki
"Drop dead."
[05:27] Tokage
These guys are nothing more than pesky ants!
[05:30] Tokage
I'm a woolly mammoth,
so I'll crush them all I want!
[05:34] Tokage
Stomp! Stomp!
[05:35] Masaki
Anyway, I don't do on-camera—
[05:44] Yuki
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:46] Group
What?
[05:47] Yuki
You have something to say to me, do you not?
[05:50] Yuki
I came all this way, so out with it already.
[05:55] Masaki
Huh? Do we?
[05:57] Ichiko
No clue.
[05:58] Live
It's too early for our blood supply.
[06:00] Fu
Ah.
[06:02] Fu
Does she mean the video?
[06:04] Live
Oh, the new member thing?
[06:07] Masaki
So that's it.
[06:09] Live
Um, is this about us adding a member?
[06:14] Yuki
Yes, it is.
[06:16] Live
Uh, we weren't going to add a human
who doesn't know about us or anything...
[06:22] Yuki
So you wanted a member
who knew all about your situation.
[06:26] Yuki
Announcing a new member
without their consent.
[06:31] Yuki
How so very inconsiderate of you.
[06:33] Live
Well...
[06:34] Live
That's got nothing to do with you,
does it, Shigeyuki-san?
[06:40] Yuki
Didn't I tell you to call me Yuki?
[06:44] Yuki
Besides, I believe it's got
plenty to do with me.
SIGN Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
[06:50] Ichiko
I'm so sorry!
[06:52] Ichiko
I released that video without asking!
[06:54] Ichiko
But...
[06:55] Ichiko
I wanted to do something
to get more subscribers!
[06:58] Yuki
I see.
[07:00] Yuki
So you're hoping to invite someone
with a degree of popularity.
[07:04] Ichiko
Yes...
[07:08] Yuki
So you found out about my secret.
SIGN Eh....?
[07:10] Group
Eh?
[07:12] Yuki
Namely, that I am Yukirinko,
the mega-famous gaming streamer!
[07:18] Live
Huh?
[07:19] Fu
Gaming streamer?
[07:21] Yuki
It seems as though you wanted to
strong-arm me into joining your channel.
[07:26] Yuki
However, quite frankly, I must refuse!
[07:28] Yuki
It's true that I'd be a perfect fit,
[07:30] Yuki
but joining you as a new member...
[07:34] Yuki
No way!
[07:38] Live
Huh? What's going on?
[07:39] Fu
I th-think...
[07:40] Live
Mm-hmm.
[07:40] Fu
Whisper.
[07:40] Live
Mm-hmm.
[07:41] Fu
Whisper, whisper.
[07:42] Live
Mm-hmm.
[07:42] Fu
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
[07:44] Live
Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, I see.
[07:47] Live
Shigeyuki-san, you see...
[07:49] Yuki
Yuki.
[07:50] Live
You really don't need to worry!
[07:52] Live
We had zero intention of inviting you!
[07:56] Yuki
What?
[07:57] Live
It wasn't you!
[07:59] Live
Not at all!
[08:01] Yuki
What?
[08:02] Live
So please leave.
[08:07] Yuki
S-S-So that's it.
[08:10] Live
Yep.
[08:11] Yuki
Playing hard to get?
[08:13] Live
Nope.
[08:14] Yuki
It's not like you to be so modest.
[08:17] Live
That's not it.
[08:18] Live
The new member was going to be Masaki.
[08:21] Live
I can't believe you thought
we were trying to invite you.
[08:27] Yuki
I understand now.
[08:28] Live
Huh?
[08:30] Yuki
If you're going to be so stubborn,
[08:31] Yuki
I'm willing to wait until you
work up the courage to invite me!
[08:39] Yuki
N-N-N-No way!
[08:42] Yuki
I really thought their new member was me!
[08:48] Masaki
Um...
[08:50] Yuki
Can you not barge in like that?
[08:52] Masaki
This is my bedroom.
SIGN Yukizuri Gaming Channel
SIGN 7244 subscribers
[08:56] Live
Found it!
[08:57] Live
Yukirinko? Really?
[08:59] Fu
7,244 subscribers.
[09:02] Tokage
All she plays is ancient games!
[09:05] Ichiko
Does Yuki-sama like playing games?
[09:07] Live
Yeah.
[09:10] Live
She once got so addicted,
[09:11] Live
she was incapable of doing anything else.
[09:15] Live
Which made Mother furious, and all
her games got destroyed... I thought.
[09:22] Live
When she gets into something,
she always ends up with tunnel vision.
SIGN MayoPan
[09:29] Masaki
Can you leave after you finish that?
[09:32] Masaki
Um, are you okay?
[09:34] Masaki
Well, that was an
embarrassing misunderstanding.
[09:38] Masaki
Real cringe-worthy...
[09:40] Yuki
Gloom...
[09:42] Masaki
H-Hey, cheer up!
[09:45] Masaki
Here, why don't you drink some of my blood?
[09:49] Yuki
Huh?
[09:52] Masaki
What? I thought my blood was tasty, right?
[09:55] Yuki
If you ask me, it's nothing special.
[09:57] Yuki
Don't be so conceited.
[09:58] Masaki
Oh, I see.
[10:02] Masaki
Man, seriously?!
[10:04] Masaki
That's so embarrassing!
[10:06] Yuki
In the past, I really liked video games.
[10:09] Masaki
She's starting a whole story now!
[10:11] Yuki
So after I began monitoring your channel,
[10:15] Yuki
when I came across a game streaming channel,
I wanted to give it a shot.
[10:19] Yuki
At first, I was satisfied with that.
[10:23] Yuki
But after seeing all of them
have fun at that festival...
[10:27] Masaki
You wanted to become
a part of it yourself, huh?
[10:33] Masaki
Streaming video games, huh?
[10:35] Masaki
I did consider trying it out for MayoPan...
[10:41] Yuki
In that case!
[10:42] Yuki
Let me show you how fun games can be!
[10:45] Masaki
What?
[10:46] Live
Okay!
[10:47] Live
That's a hard no on having Shige
come on as a member, agreed?
[10:50] Ichiko
Agreed!
[10:51] Fu
Yuki-sama can be a little scary.
[10:54] Tokage
I'm not giving up my slice of the profits.
[10:56] Live
Okay!
[10:57] Live
The courage to say no!
[11:00] Masaki
You know, if you want to join MayoPan...
[11:03] Yuki
I never said that.
[11:04] Masaki
Why not just be honest and ask?
[11:07] Yuki
I see no reason to ask,
[11:08] Yuki
and even if I were to ask,
I could never demean myself before Live.
[11:13] Masaki
What a pain in the ass.
[11:14] Yuki
What?
[11:15] Masaki
O-Oh, yeah...
[11:16] Masaki
What's the deal with you and Live?
[11:19] Yuki
The deal?
[11:20] Masaki
You two are always fighting.
[11:24] Yuki
That...
SIGN Continue story
Start story
Leave room
[11:26] Yuki
would be a very, very long story.
[11:36] Yuki
Mother's blood runs strongest in Live and me,
making us both elite vampires.
[11:42] Yuki
On Mother's orders, we purged
the vampires who wished harm upon humans
[11:47] Yuki
and created an orderly world.
[11:50] Yuki
Back then, we were both rivals and comrades.
[11:56] Yuki
Thanks to our actions,
SIGN It became possible for humans
and vampires to coexist in peace.
And yet...
[11:58] Yuki
it became possible for humans
and vampires to coexist in peace.
[12:02] Yuki
And yet...
SIGN Mother
"Take this as a reward."
SIGN Yuki
"Thank you very much."
SIGN Live
"I want the one with a pendant!"
SIGN Live
"Yoink!"
SIGN Yuki
"What?!"
SIGN Yuki
"Wait, Live!"
[12:16] Yuki
Live betrayed me!
SIGN Yuki
"How could you?! Live!"
[12:19] Yuki
After that, every time we met...
SIGN Live "Shigeyuki, did you say something just now?"
[12:23] Live
Shigeyuki, did you say something just now?
SIGN Fine... Shigeyuki it is
SIGN I told you not to call me Shigeyuki!
[12:27] Live
Neener, neener! Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!
SIGN Live "Neener, neener!
Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!"
[12:31] Live
Need something from me?
SIGN Live "Need something from me?"
SIGN Nothing, really
SIGN Why don't we walk home together?
SIGN Live "No, thanks. I think I'll go back
by myself tonight!"
[12:38] Live
No, thanks. I think I'll go back
by myself tonight!
[12:39] Yuki
She tore my heart into shreds.
[12:42] Yuki
So I made up my mind...
[12:44] Yuki
to part ways with Live!
[12:48] Yuki
That's what happened between Live and me.
[12:51] Masaki
What a flimsy tale!
[12:53] Masaki
So, like... I can't believe you still
want to join a channel with her.
[12:57] Yuki
After enough time, you manage
to tolerate a good deal of things.
[13:01] Yuki
Besides, she...
[13:02] Yuki
Live is fickle, irresponsible,
and a real handful,
[13:08] Yuki
but unlike me, who puts rules above all else,
[13:11] Yuki
she's honest about the things she likes.
[13:14] Yuki
That's the one part of her
I thought I could learn from.
[13:19] Masaki
Hey!
[13:21] Masaki
Can't you use the door?
[13:26] Masaki
Being honest about what you like...
[13:31] Masaki
Thank you very much.
[13:32] Masaki
We'll send over the final footage
for review before uploading.
[13:36] Food Truck Owner
Sure, thanks a lot.
[13:38] Kikka
Excuse me!
[13:40] Kikka
We sent you a message yesterday.
We're the Hyped-Up Sisters...
[13:46] Otomi
Wow, check out all that cheese!
[13:49] Kikka
It looks so good!
[13:50] Otomi
Let's eat, let's eat!
[13:52] Kikka
Get on with it.
[13:54] Kikka
Whoa, you're going for it!
[13:57] Otomi
Kicchomu, stop the camera.
[13:58] Kikka
Huh, why?
[13:59] Otomi
I cracked my lips when I went in for the bite!
[14:02] Kikka
What?!
[14:03] Otomi
It hurts!
[14:04] Kikka
Hey, I told you to moisturize them!
[14:06] Otomi
I don't have any lip balm.
[14:07] Kikka
Why not?!
[14:12] Kikka
What?
[14:13] Masaki
Oh, it's nothing.
[14:17] Masaki
You're filming with your phone?
[14:20] Kikka
Nowadays, we edit on our phones, too.
[14:22] Kikka
What about you?
[14:24] Masaki
We're doing an eating challenge
with these burgers.
[14:28] Kikka
You're back to NewTubing again?
[14:31] Masaki
That's right. Behind the scenes, that is.
[14:33] Kikka
You, behind the scenes?!
[14:35] Masaki
It came as a shock, even for me.
[14:37] Otomi
Tell us your channel name!
[14:38] Otomi
What's it called?
[14:39] Masaki
Um... Mayonaka Punch.
[14:42] Otomi
Wait, seriously?! MayoPan?!
[14:43] Kikka
No way!
[14:44] Kikka
Masaki, you're part of MayoPan?!
[14:46] Masaki
I mean, I was the one who started the channel.
[14:50] Otomi
Hold it!
[14:51] Kikka
Tell us more!
[14:53] Masaki
Ah, um...
[14:56] Youber Eats Driver
Youber Eats delivery.
[14:58] Live
The burgers are here.
[15:02] Ichiko
Is it time already?
[15:04] Live
Go wake Fu and Tokage so we can record.
[15:07] Ichiko
Where's Masaki?
[15:08] Live
She's still not home yet.
[15:11] Ichiko
Oh...
[15:12] Ichiko
Really?!
[15:17] Yuki
Today's the day I hear your answer.
[15:24] Live
Good morning from the dead of night.
[15:26] Live
Mayonaka Pun—
[15:27] Yuki
Hey, there!
[15:28] Yuki
All of you watching the Mayonaka
Punch channel, nice to meet you!
[15:31] Yuki
Gaming streamer Yukirinko here!
[15:34] Yuki
Some of you must be surprised
to see Yukirinko's very first face reveal!
[15:39] Yuki
There's a real good reason for that, you see.
[15:42] Yuki
Actually, I'm going to be facing Live in an
eating contest to decide if I join MayoPan!
[15:50] Ichiko
This was supposed to be
Live-sama's eating challenge.
[15:52] Tokage
Everything's changed. Every last bit.
[15:56] Yuki
If Live wins, I'll be officially
joining MayoPan!
[16:00] Yuki
On the other hand, if I win...
[16:03] Yuki
No matter how much the members
of MayoPan beg and plead,
[16:05] Yuki
I won't be joining as their new member!
[16:08] Live
I really don't get what's going on at all!
[16:12] Live
But it's all fine.
[16:13] Live
I just need to avoid winning!
[16:15] Live
This is one battle that
I can't afford not to lose!
[16:20] Masaki
What?
[16:21] Masaki
You've hired someone to
schedule appointments for you?!
[16:23] Otomi
We sure have.
[16:25] Kikka
You can even find people to
help you think up ideas for videos.
[16:28] Kikka
It's real handy.
[16:29] Kikka
We still edit our videos ourselves, at least.
[16:31] Otomi
Editing won't be easy to hire for,
since we want to preserve that unique charm.
[16:36] Masaki
It does take skills to convey that properly.
[16:40] Masaki
I see now.
[16:42] Otomi
MayoPan has way more subscribers,
[16:44] Otomi
so it's wild that you
handle it all by yourselves.
[16:47] Masaki
Hype-Sis is around, what, 300k now?
[16:51] Kikka
What if it is?
[16:52] Otomi
So you've been keeping up on us!
[16:53] Masaki
N-Not really!
[16:54] Kikka
Man, breaking up if you don't hit
a million subs, though?
[16:58] Kikka
Pretty bold to run with an idea
that could get you in hot water.
[17:01] Kikka
Was that supposed to be a dig at us?
[17:04] Kikka
And will you really break up
if you don't make it?
[17:06] Masaki
Well, if we don't reach it, the house
we all live in is going to be torn down.
[17:11] Kikka
The hell? How's that work?
[17:14] Masaki
Look, it's a really long story.
[17:20] Kikka
We were thinking of sending a
request to collab with MayoPan, too.
[17:24] Masaki
A collab? R-Really?!
[17:27] Otomi
MayoPan's really entertaining!
[17:29] Kikka
I hate to admit it, but you are.
[17:36] Masaki
O-Oh, is that right?
[17:38] Kikka
Hey, quit grinning!
[17:40] Masaki
I'm not.
[17:41] Kikka
You totally are!
[17:42] Masaki
Really, I'm not!
[17:43] Kikka
Stop lying! You are!
[17:45] Otomi
Really takes you back, doesn't it?
[17:48] Otomi
Hey, hey. Look over here.
[17:50] Kikka
You're recording?
[17:51] Otomi
Yeah, is that bad?
[17:53] Kikka
I don't mind.
[17:54] Otomi
It's been so long, so what's the harm?
[17:58] Otomi
Masaki?
[17:59] Masaki
I'll have to pass!
[18:01] Masaki
My face looks awful right now!
[18:02] Kikka
What? Isn't it a little late for that?
[18:05] Otomi
It's fine!
[18:06] Otomi
You look the same as always!
[18:07] Masaki
Shut up! I do not!
[18:11] Otomi
Get her, Kicchomu!
[18:11] Masaki
Cut it out, you dumb gorilla!
[18:14] Kikka
What was that?!
[18:20] Live
My hand!
[18:21] Live
My hand's cramping up!
[18:29] Live
Eat like you mean it!
[18:31] Yuki
I was raised with good manners.
[18:38] Live
Now it's my right hand!
[18:41] Yuki
Let's take a break for some tea.
[18:44] Fu
Th-This is such a colossal waste of time.
[18:47] Tokage
Everything's changed. Every last bit.
[18:51] Masaki
Okay, if I feel like it,
I'll let you collab with MayoPan!
[18:54] Masaki
So work hard for it!
[18:56] Kikka
Whawuzzat?!
[18:57] Otomi
We may have fewer subscribers,
but we have some real hardcore fans!
[19:02] Kikka
Some are a little too hardcore.
[19:04] Group
Right?
[19:07] Otomi
Hey, Masaki.
[19:09] Otomi
Can we use the video we shot earlier?
[19:12] Masaki
Hey...
[19:15] Masaki
Was my face all tensed up?
[19:18] Otomi
What?
[19:22] Otomi
Not at all.
[19:26] Masaki
I see...
[19:30] Masaki
I see.
[19:34] Masaki
I, Masakichi!
[19:36] Masaki
Hereby swear to be honest about what I like!
[19:36] Kikka
Hey!
[19:37] Otomi
Not so loud!
[19:39] Masaki
With that, I bid you farewell!
[19:43] Kikka
What's that mean?
[19:45] Otomi
Dunno.
[19:52] Masaki
I did it!
[19:54] Masaki
I was on camera!
[19:59] Masaki
Live! I'll star in our videos!
[20:05] Masaki
What?
[20:07] Live
I-I did it...
[20:09] Live
I won.
[20:11] Yuki
And so, the winner of
the eating contest is Live!
[20:14] Yuki
As much as it pains me to say it...
[20:17] Yuki
I'll be joining MayoPan!
[20:21] Masaki
What the hell?
[20:24] Fu
Isn't that nice, Ichiko-chan?
[20:26] Fu
Masaki-san said she'll join.
[20:28] Ichiko
Everything went exactly as planned!
[20:30] Yuki
Come, let us record the video where I join.
[20:34] Tokage
You've got nerves of steel, huh?
[20:36] Live
Shige, out of the way.
[20:37] Yuki
What?!
[20:38] Live
I told you to show up on camera
when I say, "These are our new members!"
[20:42] Yuki
Call me Yuki!
[20:44] Yuki
Wait, no, Yukirinko!
[20:47] Live
Just remember, the real highlight here
is Masaki joining MayoPan.
[20:50] Live
Make sure you don't get
in the way, Yukirinko-san!
[20:54] Yuki
Don't be absurd.
[20:56] Yuki
The main attraction here is me!
SIGN Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
[21:01] Live
Masaki!
[21:03] Live
What took you so long?
[21:05] Masaki
Oh, I just got a little overexcited.
[21:11] Live
We finally get to be on video together!
[21:13] Live
I'm so thrilled!
[21:19] Masaki
It's time for the big climax on our
road to reach one million subscribers!
[21:23] Masaki
Let's kick it up one last time!
[21:27] Live
Hey, c'mon, Shige!
[21:28] Live
You're one of us now,
so try and join in for times like this.
[21:32] Yuki
The comments.
[21:33] Live
What?
[21:33] Yuki
The comments.
[21:35] Yuki
They're utter chaos.
[21:37] Group
What?
[21:38] Yuki
See?
SIGN Ruka 1 day ago
Is Masakichi really involved with them?
5 replies
Delhi Amano 1 day ago
Masakichi? Who's that?
SIGN This sucks
SIGN Honey Lemon 1 day ago
Ichiko-chan, get away from that abusive woman!
SIGN Yuki
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
SIGN 100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
SIGN 100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
[23:25] Masaki
Wait, wait!
[23:26] Masaki
What the hell's going on?!
[23:27] Yuki
No need to make a fuss.
[23:29] Yuki
It's just the famous gaming
streamer Yukirinko joining MayoPan!
[23:32] Masaki
Not that!
[23:32] Yuki
What?
[23:33] Masaki
I'm asking what's gonna happen to me!
[23:35] Yuki
Well...
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Announcement: Gone Missing."
SIGN Announcement: Gone Missing
SIGN Currently Missing
SIGN Currently Missing
[23:38] Masaki
That's one alarming title!
E11 - Announcement: Gone Missing
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[00:00] Live
Tomorrow's the day we finally shoot
Masaki and Yuki's intro video!
[00:04] Live
So today is a strategy meeting for
MayoPan's immediate future!
[00:09] Live
Masaki!
[00:10] Masaki
Okay!
SIGN Video Reveal
SIGN Shigeyuki
SIGN Announce New Member Addition!
SIGN Who could it be?!
[00:11] Masaki
Listen up, folks!
[00:12] Masaki
We have one month left
until Mother's deadline!
SIGN One month left!!
SIGN Masaki Masakichi
Shigeyuki
Done
SIGN Video Reveal
[00:15] Masaki
The numbers are against us,
[00:17] Masaki
but with Yuki joining, they'll skyrocket!
[00:20] Live
And we've got Masaki on board, as well!
[00:22] Live
To the moon!
[00:24] Masaki
W-Well, it's a little soon to say that.
[00:27] Masaki
But via collabs or whatever it takes,
we'll inch our way to a million subs!
[00:30] Masaki
And!
[00:31] Masaki
Right before the deadline...
[00:33] Masaki
A 100-hour nonstop livestream
with MayoPan's channel on the line!
SIGN 100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
SIGN 100-Hour Nonstop Livestream
[00:37] Group
Aw, yeah!
[00:39] Live
Question, Sensei!
[00:40] Masaki
Yes, what is it, Live-san?
[00:42] Live
Sensei, do you have any ideas for things
you want to do on the livestream?
[00:47] Masaki
You bet I do!
[00:49] Masaki
For example, "Going Thru
Every Drive-Thru" is a must!
[00:52] Masaki
Then there's "Bread-Eating Bungee Jumping,"
and also... Also...
[00:54] Tokage
I can smell the jackpot already!
[00:56] Ichiko
She sure is fired up!
[01:00] Masaki
It's time for the big climax on our road
to reach one million subscribers!
[01:04] Masaki
Let's kick it up one last time!
[01:08] Live
Hey, c'mon, Shige!
[01:09] Live
You're one of us now,
so try and join in for times like this.
[01:13] Yuki
The comments.
[01:14] Live
What?
[01:14] Yuki
The comments.
[01:16] Yuki
They're utter chaos.
[01:18] Group
What?
[01:19] Yuki
See?
SIGN Ruka 1 day ago
Is Masakichi really involved with them?
5 replies
Delhi Amano 1 day ago
Masakichi? Who's that?
SIGN Ruka 1 day ago
Is Masakichi really involved with them?
5 replies
Delhi Amano 1 day ago
Masakichi? Who's that?
Lonely Oedo Girl 1 day ago
This person -> @masakichi_1111
V-0856-3 1 day ago
Source for the MayoPan viewers going on
about Masakichi ->
A Drinking Reunion with the Ex-Member
We Haven't Seen Since Our Dispute
[01:28] Masaki
What? Hype-Sis?
SIGN A Drinking Reunion with the Ex-Member We Haven't Seen Since Our Dispute
SIGN A Fateful
Showdown?!
SIGN Announcement: Gone Missing
[03:05] Kikka
And so, since we happened to run into her,
[03:08] Kikka
we ended up going drinking
with Masakichi herself!
[03:12] Otomi
She hasn't changed at all!
[03:13] Kikka
I know!
[03:14] Group
But the truth is, we managed to...
SIGN Managed to Bury the Hatchet!
SIGN Managed to Bury the Hatchet!
[03:19] Group
bury the hatchet!
[03:21] Otomi
Okay, here we go!
[03:23] Otomi
With this, we're even
for everything that's happened!
[03:25] Masaki
Come at me!
[03:26] Otomi
There!
[03:27] Masaki
You've done it now!
[03:29] Masaki
Now it's my turn!
[03:30] Otomi
Don't hold back!
[03:31] Otomi
Hit me with all you've got!
[03:32] Masaki
Hi-yah!
[03:34] Otomi
That hurts!
[03:38] Otomi
Man, she's way too strong!
[03:41] Kikka
Oh, yeah, Masakichi said she's working
for the Mayonaka Punch channel now!
SIGN barnacle
Time heals all wounds? Not in my book.
nico
Mayonaka Punch is the group that took part
in TSUMA FES, right? How are they connected?
Lonely Oedo Girl
This video confirmed my belief that
Hype-Sis is better off without Masakichi.
Buddha
Otomin, you should sue that woman.
And why didn't Kikka stop her?
saku-666
Past scandals from the violent Masakichi here:
Hyped-Up Sisters' Masakichi Punches Member
on Stream, Earns Label of Violent Woman
Hojicha Ice Cream
So angry seeing Masakichi after all this time...
She's a genius at offending people.
[03:46] Otomi
That's right! Masakichi's working hard—
SIGN Trending NewTuber Gossip
SIGN Hyped-Up Sisters' Masakichi Punches Member on Stream, Earns Label of Violent Woman
SIGN Violent Outburst 1: Hits Member with Fist to the Face on Stream
[03:51] Masaki
Hey! Don't clip just that part!
SIGN Mio @ Outside Girl
I went to see an event for my faves,
and I ended up violently attacked
by a staff member.
She was a woman, but she chased me down
at full speed and started hurling insults...
When I argued back, she suddenly punched
me in the face, and it was so scary... (The
swelling didn't go down for about a week)
I can't believe she turned out to be
Masakichi-san... There's something wrong
with Mayonaka Punch as a group
[03:55] Masaki
Huh?! What's this photo?!
[03:59] Live
The only one who could have
taken this photo is...
SIGN Staaaare...
SIGN Kikka
Did you see the video we just put up??
If you haven't, watch it now!
Kikka
Masaki!!!
Kikka
So sorry
SIGN Otomi
Really sorry
Kikka
Did you see the video we just put up??
If you haven't, watch it now!
Kikka
Masaki!!!
Kikka
So sorry
SIGN Otomi
This isn't good ;w;
Otomi
Really sorry
Kikka
Did you see the video we just put up??
If you haven't, watch it now!
Kikka
Masaki!!!
Kikka
So sorry
SIGN Kikka
We'll upload an apology vid right away,
so call after you've watched it!
Otomi
This isn't good ;w;
Otomi
Really sorry
Kikka
Did you see the video we just put up??
If you haven't, watch it now!
Kikka
Masaki!!!
Kikka
So sorry
[04:31] Masaki
I've made up my mind to be on camera!
[04:34] Masaki
This doesn't faze me at all!
SIGN Lazy Bear
I just wanted to watch a MayoPan video...
What's with all the trolls ;w;
Who's Masakichi-san?
Cut it out, seriously.
[04:38] Tokage
"So what if she's involved?!"
SIGN Sweet Potato
I like MayoPan, and I have nothing against
Masakichi, but something feels wrong in
the way she's hiding behind the scenes.
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
So what if she's involved?!
Sweet Potato
I like MayoPan, and I have nothing against
Masakichi, but something feels wrong in
the way she's hiding behind the scenes.
[04:42] Masaki
Who posted this comment?!
SIGN tomtom
there really is something wrong with her
Fifth Champion Tanaka
Is that Masakichi herself...?
unnown
Just because a viewer
was a little bit critical...
zack
is the official account lashing out?? lmao
Mayonaka Punch
So what if she's involved?!
[04:46] Masaki
I-It's not me!
[04:48] Masaki
Must be them!
[04:49] Tokage
"All of us members love Masakichi-san."
[04:52] Live
What the hell are you doing?!
[04:53] Fu
Tokage-san!
SIGN tomtom
there really is something wrong with her
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
All of us members love Masakichi-san
tomtom
there really is something wrong with her
[04:55] Masaki
What?!
[05:02] Masaki
Doesn't faze me at all.
[05:07] Masaki
Not at all.
[05:22] Masaki
That's a lie.
[05:24] Masaki
I'm not fine in the least.
[05:34] Ichiko
Ah, Masaki!
[05:39] Masaki
Sorry!
[05:40] Masaki
Let's hold off a little longer
on having me in a video.
[05:42] Ichiko
But why?
[05:44] Masaki
Well, because...
[05:45] Fu
It's because of this, isn't it?
[05:49] Masaki
Th-That's right!
[05:51] Masaki
They all say they don't want to see me!
[05:54] Masaki
If I show up now, MayoPan as a whole
might end up a target.
[05:57] Masaki
That's why...
[05:58] Tokage
Who cares about that?!
[05:59] Tokage
I'll fight back against
all the hate comments we get!
[06:04] Ichiko
But there is some tooth to what Tokage said!
[06:06] Fu
Truth.
[06:07] Ichiko
You should do what you want!
[06:09] Ichiko
So let's shoot...
[06:10] Masaki
Listen here—
[06:11] Live
Just do it!
[06:12] Masaki
What?
[06:13] Live
You've finally decided to be on camera.
[06:15] Masaki
Like I said, it's too risky—
[06:17] Live
So when will you do it?!
[06:18] Live
We only have a month left!
[06:21] Masaki
Well...
[06:25] Masaki
I'll do it! I'll be on camera!
[06:27] Masaki
Someday, that is!
[06:28] Masaki
So until then, I'll be behind
the camera like always—
[06:30] Live
Someday?!
[06:31] Live
That means you won't!
[06:33] Live
You're running away!
[06:35] Live
From your own feelings!
[06:37] Masaki
What the hell would you know?
[06:39] Live
I know everything about you!
[06:41] Masaki
What?!
[06:42] Masaki
Are you a mind-reader now?!
[06:44] Masaki
You're just a vampire!
[06:45] Live
No! I'm not just a vampire!
[06:47] Live
I'm the vampire who knows you
better than anyone else!
[06:51] Masaki
Ah! I've had it up to here!
[06:54] Live
Wait right there!
[06:55] Masaki
No, thanks!
[06:56] Live
Where do you think you're going?
[06:58] Live
We're about to start filming—
[06:59] Masaki
Shut up already!
[07:00] Masaki
I'm sick of you!
[07:01] Masaki
Go away, you stupid bat!
[07:04] Live
What?
[07:06] Ichiko
Hey, wait!
[07:07] Ichiko
What about hitting a million subs?!
[07:11] Masaki
You still have videos saved up, don't you?
[07:13] Ichiko
I mean, sure!
[07:14] Ichiko
But once we run out, it'll be nothing
but Yuki-sama's gaming commentary!
[07:17] Ichiko
That'd be hell on earth!
[07:20] Masaki
I'll come back once things have calmed down.
[07:23] Masaki
Maybe.
[07:24] Ichiko
Really?
[07:25] Masaki
Maybe!
[07:29] Ichiko
What now, Live-sama?
[07:32] Ichiko
Live-sama? Live-sama!
[07:36] Live
I remember now.
[07:43] Masaki
Man, I'm such a loser.
[07:48] Masaki
Letting those measly comments get to me...
[07:51] Masaki
I haven't changed at all.
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
710k subscribers
Good morning from the dead of night!
Subscribed
[08:06] Masaki
Ah! Don't think about it!
[08:16] Masaki
Don't think about it.
[08:19] Masaki
Don't think about it.
[08:25] Masaki
Don't think... about it!
[08:32] Masaki
Don't think, don't think, don't think...
[08:38] Masaki
Don't...
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl
I saw the same thing back in the
Hype-Sis days. Masakichi sure
loves reusing old ideas lmao
SIGN Comment
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl
[08:44] Masaki
N-No way!
[08:45] Masaki
She's the one always leaving awful comments!
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.
How about I punch you too??
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt
[08:53] Masaki
She recognized me!
[08:55] Masaki
You definitely recognized me just now, right?
[09:01] Masaki
What, wanna fight?
[09:04] Masaki
This is it!
[09:05] Oedo Girl
Um...
[09:06] Masaki
A-All right!
[09:08] Masaki
Listen here!
[09:09] Oedo Girl
Y-You're Masakichi-san, right?
[09:12] Oedo Girl
Oh, wow! I'm a huge fan!
[09:14] Masaki
Eh?
[09:15] Oedo Girl
Y-You see, I watched you
all the time in the Hype-Sis days...
[09:18] Oedo Girl
C-Can I get a handshake?
[09:21] Oedo Girl
Oh! And a photo!
[09:25] Oedo Girl
Thanks a bunch!
[09:28] Oedo Girl
Mama!
[09:30] Masaki
What?! The hell was that?!
[09:33] Masaki
She's nothing but...
[09:37] Masaki
S-Sorry about that.
[09:41] Masaki
Whatever!
[09:42] Masaki
I'm here to rest!
[09:43] Masaki
So it's resting time!
SIGN One month left!!
[10:17] Masaki
I wonder how they're holding up.
[10:20] Masaki
Just this once.
[10:22] Masaki
Just to check up on them.
[10:25] Masaki
Okay, they're still uploading.
SIGN Live Has Gone Missing.
SIGN Gone Missing
SIGN Gone Missing
SIGN Gone Missing
[10:27] Masaki
What?!
[10:30] Masaki
Excuse me?
[10:32] Fu
Thank you for always
tuning in to Mayonaka Punch.
[10:36] Fu
Today, we have an announcement to make.
[10:38] Fu
The truth is, Mayonaka Punch's leader,
Live, went missing a few days ago.
[10:43] Masaki
It's not about me?!
[10:44] Tokage
Anyway, here she is!
[10:46] Tokage
If you see her, shoot us a DM and stuff!
[10:47] Masaki
What?! Why would Live go missing?!
[10:48] Tokage
She'll fork up a hefty reward for it, too!
[10:51] Ichiko
Live-sama!
[10:52] Ichiko
I know you're out there watching this video!
[10:55] Ichiko
Please come back!
[10:56] Ichiko
Weren't we going to reach
a million subs together?
[10:59] Fu
Finally, we apologize for having
to release this video.
[11:03] Fu
And we earnestly await
any information you may have.
SIGN If this face rings a bell,
please reach out!!!
SIGN We welcome any and all information.
SIGN From all of us at Mayonaka Punch
[11:09] Masaki
What?
[11:10] Masaki
This must be a prank, right?
[11:12] Masaki
This video went live two days ago.
[11:15] Masaki
As for yesterday... No uploads?!
[11:19] Masaki
Fu... Ichiko... Tokage...
[11:25] Masaki
Yuki... I don't have her number.
[11:29] Masaki
How come no one's picking up?!
[11:32] Masaki
Because it's morning?!
[11:35] Masaki
Man, I swear!
[11:37] Masaki
They're still hopeless without me!
SIGN < Live
SIGN What's up with that video?!
It's a joke, right?
Please answer
You didn't really go missing, did you?
Hey
Say something!
[11:39] Masaki
A video like that with no punchline
will have people think Live really went missing!
[11:46] (Flashback) Masaki
Go away, you stupid bat!
[11:50] Masaki
You're kidding, right?
[11:55] Masaki
It must be a joke.
[11:57] Masaki
I know Live wouldn't disappear
on us just because of that.
[12:00] Masaki
I'm sure she's relaxing
in the living room right now.
[12:05] Masaki
No way.
[12:08] Masaki
Huh? What's going on?!
[12:10] Masaki
What happened these last three days?!
[12:21] Masaki
Hey! Is anyone here?
[12:23] Masaki
Hey!
[12:28] Masaki
Live's room...
SIGN To my beloved Live
From Ai
SIGN To my beloved Live
From Ai
SIGN To my beloved Live
From Ai
SIGN To my beloved Live
From Ai
[12:53] Masaki
"To my beloved Live... from Ai"?
[12:57] Masaki
Twenty years old...
[12:59] Masaki
This one, and this one...
[13:01] Masaki
They're all from twenty years ago!
[13:07] Masaki
Live!
[13:28] Ichiko
Hop inside!
[13:33] Masaki
Hey!
[13:34] Masaki
What the hell is going on?!
[13:36] Masaki
And why is Banpai Manor being torn down?!
[13:38] Masaki
Didn't we still have
one month until the deadline?!
[13:40] Ichiko
Calm down, Masaki!
[13:41] Masaki
And who was that?!
[13:43] Masaki
He was totally after me, wasn't he?!
[13:44] Ichiko
Um...
[13:45] Masaki
Hey, wait! Where are we going?!
[13:47] Masaki
Say something already!
[13:51] Yuki
Settle down.
[13:53] Yuki
Or we'll throw you out of the car.
[13:56] Yuki
Where should I start?
[13:58] Masaki
Is Live safe?
[13:59] Ichiko
We don't know.
[14:01] Ichiko
We've all been looking for her.
[14:04] Masaki
So she really went missing?
[14:06] Masaki
Why?!
[14:08] Masaki
Does this letter have anything to do with it?
SIGN To my beloved Live
From Ai
[14:12] Masaki
Who exactly is this Ai person?
[14:15] Ichiko
Live-sama remembered everything.
[14:19] Ichiko
Even after I hid away
all the letters and photos...
[14:23] Masaki
So is that...
[14:31] Masaki
Who's that?!
[14:32] Yuki
Hunters.
[14:33] Yuki
Mother's minions trying to capture Live.
[14:35] Masaki
What? Why?!
[14:37] Yuki
It's against the vampire code
to go missing without any notice.
[14:41] Ichiko
If they get their hands on Live-sama,
we'll never be able to see her again!
[14:45] Ichiko
We need to find her before Mother does!
[14:48] Masaki
Oh, no!
[14:55] Yuki
We've shaken them off.
[15:01] Masaki
So, about this Ai person...
[15:04] Yuki
Ichiko, take the wheel!
[15:06] Ichiko
Leave it to me!
[15:21] Masaki
I've had enough.
[15:26] Fu
Masaki-san! Ichiko-chan!
[15:28] Masaki
Fu!
[15:33] Yuki
Looks like you're all safe.
[15:34] Ichiko
Yuki-sama!
[15:35] Yuki
We need to get going.
[15:37] Yuki
They'll call for help in no time.
[15:39] Ichiko
What about the car?!
[15:40] Yuki
It's not too far from here.
[15:42] Yuki
We'll fly while avoiding their gaze.
[15:43] Ichiko
I see!
[15:44] Masaki
Wait!
[15:45] Masaki
Where are we headed?
[15:46] Yuki
The site for MayoPan's livestream.
[15:48] Masaki
What? Stream?
[15:50] Masaki
Why?!
[15:50] Masaki
I thought we were searching for Live!
[15:52] Yuki
Mother views Live's actions as a problem,
and she's issued a statement
[15:56] Yuki
moving up the deadline by one month.
[15:59] Masaki
By one month?!
[16:00] Masaki
That means...
[16:01] Ichiko
Today's the last day.
[16:04] Masaki
So that's why Banpai Manor...
[16:07] Yuki
Stop crying!
[16:08] Yuki
It's too early for us to give up!
[16:11] Masaki
What?
[16:12] Yuki
Mother only said the deadline
had been moved up.
[16:14] Yuki
The original agreement still holds.
[16:17] Yuki
If we can reach a million subscribers
today as we arranged...
[16:21] Fu
We'll be allowed to live as we have been!
[16:25] Masaki
So you're holding a livestream?
[16:27] Ichiko
I'm sure Live-sama will watch our stream!
[16:31] Ichiko
And when she does, she's sure to come back!
[16:33] Ichiko
That's why we need to do it!
[16:35] Fu
Please!
[16:36] Fu
Masaki-san, help us out with the stream!
[16:39] Fu
Tokage's getting everything set up as we speak.
[16:41] Masaki
Tokage?! Why her—
[16:42] Yuki
Let's go. We don't have much time.
[16:44] Yuki
We'll go over the details there.
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 710k subscribers
[16:47] Masaki
They've completely lost touch with reality!
[16:50] Masaki
Besides...
[16:53] Masaki
Why here?
[16:55] Masaki
This is where...
[16:57] Masaki
Live and I first met...
[17:00] Ichiko
This is the hospital where
Ai-san was admitted.
[17:12] Tokage
Seriously, what the hell's wrong here?!
[17:15] Fu
That's Tokage, and she sounds pissed.
[17:17] Tokage
Why am I still getting a black screen?!
[17:19] Ichiko
Things obviously aren't going well.
[17:21] Yuki
She really is such a handful!
[17:24] Yuki
You don't have anything set up!
[17:26] Tokage
Oh, Shigeyuki.
[17:27] Fu
Masaki-san.
[17:27] Yuki
Yuki!
[17:28] Fu
Could you handle the switcher for the stream?
[17:32] Fu
Please check all of the camera positions.
[17:35] Fu
I'll be off!
[17:38] Masaki
What's wrong?
[17:39] Ichiko
Um, here.
[17:41] Ichiko
Live-sama left this in her room.
[17:44] Ichiko
Um, I didn't... I didn't read what was inside!
SIGN To Masaki
From Live
[17:50] Masaki
She totally read it.
[17:58] Masaki
One here, and here...
[18:01] Masaki
Where did they get all these cameras?
SIGN Ai-sama
[18:34] Masaki
Live...
[18:42] Yuki
How did you even manage to make this mess?!
[18:46] Yuki
For crying out loud!
[18:47] Yuki
How are we on time?
[18:48] Fu
It's almost time for us to go live.
[18:50] Tokage
Oh, Masaki!
[18:52] Yuki
Good timing.
[18:53] Yuki
We need to hurry and—
[18:53] Masaki
Hey!
[18:55] Masaki
Ai passed away in this hospital
twenty years ago.
[18:59] Masaki
And Live slept for twenty years,
forgetting about that person.
[19:04] Masaki
Isn't that right?
[19:07] Masaki
In that case, she must be trying
to do the same thing.
[19:10] Ichiko
What?
[19:11] Masaki
It said, "I'm going to sleep for a while."
[19:14] Masaki
She's trying to fall into another deep sleep!
[19:18] Fu
Masaki-san...
[19:19] Masaki
Last time, she slept for twenty years!
[19:21] Masaki
This time around, it might be even longer!
[19:23] Tokage
It's fine.
[19:25] Tokage
Well, if she doesn't wake up,
just smack her real good on the head—
[19:28] Masaki
Nothing you tried could wake her up, right?!
[19:30] Masaki
She'll end up forgetting everything.
[19:33] Masaki
About Ai, and me as well!
[19:36] Ichiko
Live-sama would never forget about you!
[19:38] Masaki
Then why does the end of her letter...
SIGN Farewell
[19:40] Masaki
say "farewell"?!
[19:42] Masaki
If it's all true, then now's
not the time for this!
[19:45] Masaki
We need to look for her!
[19:47] Ichiko
Please wait!
[19:48] Masaki
Let go of me!
[19:50] Masaki
I won't allow it!
[19:51] Masaki
Not if I have anything to say about it!
[19:53] Masaki
I don't know anything about Ai,
[19:55] Masaki
but leaving me behind
to go off all by herself...
[19:57] Masaki
Wasn't she the one...
[19:59] Masaki
who said she'd be there for me?!
[20:02] Yuki
Snap out of it!
[20:04] Yuki
We've already searched for
Live to no success.
[20:07] Yuki
You think you can do any better?!
[20:10] Yuki
Focus on doing what you can right now!
[20:14] Ichiko
Masaki.
[20:16] Ichiko
Live-sama will come back to us!
[20:18] Ichiko
And we'll hit a million subs
to save Banpai Manor!
[20:21] Ichiko
Everything will go back to the way it was!
[20:28] Fu
We need to start the stream soon!
[20:34] Masaki
It makes no sense.
[20:36] Masaki
Something's not right here.
[20:38] Masaki
Not to mention...
[20:40] Masaki
There's no way we can get
300k subs in one night.
[20:46] Tokage
We've got this.
[20:48] Masaki
What?
[20:48] Tokage
We've come up with a special plan
to get us subs like crazy!
[20:54] Masaki
Tokage...
[20:57] Masaki
That smug grin of yours
worries me the most here!
[21:01] Fu
Masaki-san!
[21:02] Fu
We're counting on you!
[21:04] Masaki
Fine! To hell with it!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
Emergency Livestream!!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
Emergency Livestream!!
[21:09] Group
Good morning from the dead of night!
[21:11] Group
Mayonaka Punch!
[21:12] Fu
Fu.
[21:13] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[21:14] Tokage
Tokage!
[21:15] Yuki
Yukirinko!
[21:17] Fu
Thank you for tuning in to the
Mayonaka Punch emergency livestream.
[21:22] Fu
To get right to the point,
we have something to tell all of you.
[21:27] Fu
Um, go ahead, Ichiko-chan.
[21:29] Ichiko
Yes!
[21:30] Ichiko
Actually... We're vampires!
[21:33] Masaki
What?
[21:35] Masaki
What?!
[21:35] Masaki
You're admitting it?!
[21:37] Masaki
But... what?!
[21:38] Masaki
What's going on?!
[21:40] Masaki
No, don't give me that thumbs-up!
SIGN Engawa: Good morning~
www.jp: where's little miss violent?!
Fried Mackerel Meal: Where's Live?
Mii: Good morning, MayoPan!
...This feels kind of serious.
Rural HS Senior: What?
gomadanGO: ??????
Pastel Blue: Vampires???
Yuuna: ?!
Mii: What?
molasses: what's this now lol a joke?
Chai_T: the channel's suddenly
gone all occult lolol
Fried Mackerel Meal: Forget that,
did you find Live-sama yet???
Green Turtle: You can't be serious lol
[21:48] Masaki
What's happening?!
[21:51] Masaki
How is this livestream going to end?!
[23:25] Masaki
MayoPan's all-or-nothing livestream...
[23:27] Masaki
How will it all end?!
[23:28] Ichiko
To sum it up, Ichiko turns
into Super Ichiko-chan!
[23:30] Fu
I want to sing!
[23:30] Tokage
The final episode:
"Tokage's Never-Ending Jackp—
[23:31] Yuki
Oh, no! Yukirinko's world-famous now!
[23:34] Masaki
Seriously, how's it end?!
[23:35] Group
Next time: "The Last Live Stream"!
[23:37] Masaki
Live, hurry up and come back!
E12 - The Last Live Stream
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[00:01] Ichiko
Actually... We're vampires!
[00:05] Masaki
What?!
[00:06] Masaki
What the hell are you doing?!
[00:06] Fu
MayoPan was a way for us
to interact with all of you humans.
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Make sure you subscribe!!
SIGN Good morning from the dead of night~ Streaming live from an abandoned hospital at night Please subscribe, leave comments, and hit the like button!!
[00:11] Fu
But unless we hit a million subs tonight,
our channel is going to be erased!
[00:17] Ichiko
Live-sama, you're watching, aren't you?!
[00:18] Ichiko
We're in big trouble!
[00:20] Ichiko
So please, come back right away!
[00:21] Masaki
Live...
[00:22] Masaki
Where are you, and what are you doing?
[00:23] Fu
And so, today's stream is...
[00:26] Masaki
Huh?
[00:34] Tokage
Oh! Now we have vampires
who are going to be "it"!
[00:39] Ichiko
Vampires playing tag in an abandoned hospital!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Make sure you subscribe!!
SIGN Good morning from the dead of night~ Streaming live from an abandoned hospital at night Please subscribe, leave comments, and hit the like button!!
[00:41] Ichiko
No stopping until we hit a million subs!
SIGN Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!!
SIGN Vampire Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!!
[00:44] Masaki
No stopping?
[00:45] Masaki
If they catch you, then it's all over!
[00:49] Ichiko
Hey, now, we didn't start yet.
[00:53] Yuki
Looks like they're serious!
[00:55] Yuki
Okay, then, to kick this off...
[00:57] Yuki
Let's begin this game of tag!
[00:58] Masaki
Man, this has gotten out of hand!
[01:00] Tokage
This way, morons!
SIGN The Game of Tag Begins!!
SIGN The Game of Tag Begins!!
[01:06] Masaki
How do I put this all together?
[01:08] Fu
Masaki-san.
[01:09] Fu
Think the stream will be okay?
[01:11] Masaki
Somehow.
[01:13] Fu
Thank you.
[01:14] Fu
Also, Masaki-san...
[01:15] Masaki
Wait.
[01:17] Masaki
This stream is way too reckless!
[01:19] Masaki
Why did you reveal yourselves
in the first place?!
[01:21] Masaki
Now Mother will be on your—
[01:23] Fu
Nobody watching believes any of it.
[01:25] Masaki
What?
SIGN stones: damn loud explosion
eelchair: What was that?!
wawawa: ?!?!
Extra Serving of Abura Soba: Which side
is it in vampire tag?
Please Listen to Me: Did something explode?
Such elaborate effects~
Obemura: Really funny joke there lolol
ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
17765: Wait... There's way too much
going on here
[01:27] Fu
But we managed to lure out our hunters.
[01:30] Fu
Now we can shoot a game of tag
like no one's seen before.
[01:34] Masaki
What if they catch you?
[01:36] Fu
It'll be fine!
[01:37] Fu
We won't let them get us!
SIGN 2,581 watching now
[01:43] Masaki
It's true that the audience
is eating this up, but...
SIGN Obemura: Oh, look at them all run
ponsuke: this camera switching is really...
Chocolate Chip: What a serious game of tag
G7I5N: Are the staff amateurs?
Should have gotten pros...
Dim-Witted Kana: It just started and it's already
hard to see~ I don't know if I can watch this to the end
Sayacha: No way they'll hit a million subs
Flying Chicken: Please set up the cameras
so we can see everyone~~~
Running & Sneaker: We want to see more Fu
okapon: this camera work...
[01:51] Tokage
She really is such a pain in the butt.
[01:55] Tokage
Oh, there you are.
[01:58] Tokage
Jump!
[01:59] Tokage
Cling...
[02:02] Tokage
A wild gamble ain't so bad sometimes!
[02:06] Tokage
I'll make sure MayoPan lives on!
[02:12] Tokage
You won't get your hands on—
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Tokage's Out!!
[02:25] Masaki
Tokage!
SIGN Green Turtle: What's going on
Ke-boy: Her fault for smoking in a hospital
gomadanGO: No idea what's happening
since the camera work sucks so much.
ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
Wasshoi: These cameras kys kys kys
Gen: So hard to see ;w;
paka: How dare they do this to my Tokage-sama...!
Jshi66: they suck
Fried Mackerel Meal: Wait, isn't Fu in danger, too??
Fork Devil: Fu...
Engawa: Ah, not good
wawawa: Show us how the others are doing!
[02:30] Masaki
What?
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
[02:40] Fu
Masaki-san.
[02:41] Masaki
Huh?
[02:42] Fu
Keep the stream going.
[02:45] Fu
Don't let this be the end for MayoPan.
[02:48] Fu
Everyone watching, thanks for tuning in.
[02:52] Fu
Please! Keep spreading the word
about this stream!
[02:58] Masaki
Fu!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Fu's Out!!
[03:08] Masaki
You said they wouldn't get you...
[03:13] Masaki
Who cares about that now?!
SIGN flapjack octopus: oh no
1000 km/h: They got Fu-chan too
Fork Devil: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu ;w;
www.jp: wait, did she just say masaki???
who-love-love: Don't you go scaring Fu
vckx: By Masaki, does she mean Masakichi?!
Jshi66: Masakichi?!
ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
Mii: Is Fu okay? I'm so worried
Goemon: So Masakichi came up with this??
Yukko: Did you get proper permission
to film here?
Level-1200: Is Masakichi there?
[03:16] Masaki
Shut up already!
[03:19] Masaki
Wait, Ichiko! In front of you!
[03:36] Ichiko
Masaki?!
[03:38] Masaki
Hold this!
[03:39] Masaki
This game of tag isn't over yet!
[03:42] Ichiko
Right!
[03:43] Masaki
Ichiko!
[03:44] Masaki
Use the laptop to see where they are!
[03:46] Ichiko
Um...
SIGN Goemon: Did I just hear Masakichi??
[03:49] Ichiko
That's right!
[03:50] Ichiko
Here with me is Masakichi!
[03:51] Masaki
Don't show my face! Where are they?
[03:52] Masaki
Um, they're...
[03:57] Masaki
We're done for.
[03:59] Ichiko
Th-The jigsaw is up.
[04:02] Masaki
Damn it!
[04:14] Masaki
Yuki?!
[04:15] Yuki
Leave them to me.
[04:16] Yuki
Hurry up and run away!
[04:17] Ichiko
Don't be absurd!
[04:18] Ichiko
Yuki-sama, there's no way—
[04:19] Yuki
Just go on!
[04:21] Yuki
Or we'll all end up out!
[04:22] Masaki
Shigeyuki...
[04:24] Yuki
And don't call me Shigeyuki!
[04:32] Yuki
I'll take care of all of you.
[04:36] Yuki
Get ready!
[04:43] Masaki
Ichiko!
[04:44] Ichiko
M-Masaki...
[04:47] Ichiko
I'm bleeding!
[04:48] Masaki
What?!
[04:49] Masaki
First aid... We need first aid!
[04:54] Masaki
What was that?
[04:57] Masaki
Yuki?
SIGN Please Stand By
SIGN Please Stand By
[05:13] Ichiko
They got Yuki-sama...
[05:14] Masaki
Ichiko!
[05:18] Masaki
What do we do?
[05:21] Ichiko
It's fine.
[05:22] Ichiko
A quick nap'll heal me right up.
[05:26] Ichiko
Masaki.
[05:27] Masaki
What is it?
[05:29] Ichiko
The stream is going to end...
[05:32] Ichiko
MayoPan is going to end!
[05:36] Ichiko
I don't want that!
SIGN ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
taiyaki: still not back?
Level-1200: Stop slacking
mumu: if only live was here...
G7I5N: Taking so long, I can't watch this
Takowasa: Stop trying to buy time for views
Flying Chicken: What's taking so long?
Vending Machine: Did they get permission
from the owner of this abandoned hospital?
If they didn't...
[05:38] Ichiko
After we all tried so hard...
[05:42] Ichiko
After you came to Banpai Manor...
[05:45] Ichiko
Everything's been so much fun.
[05:48] Ichiko
That's... That's why...
[05:52] Ichiko
All I wanted was for that to last.
[05:57] Ichiko
Masaki...
[05:59] Ichiko
MayoPan's...
[06:01] Masaki
Ichiko? Ichiko!
[06:09] Masaki
I'm the only one left now.
SIGN coffee beans: not even funny
Iron Deficiency: Your ideas blow, just quit now
yani-yani: Stop streaming
aieuo: Masakichi trying to rack up viewers
Gen: Get on with it already. Don't keep us waiting
Passion Exploitation: What happened to all that
vampire stuff???
taiyaki: boring
Jelly-beans: Everyone! I saw a post saying
the stream is over!!
Praying Owl: Snoozefest, what a waste of time
masa: this is all masakichi's fault
rice on rice: she'll pay
ribon: Where's Live-sama...?
Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
Where's Live-sama...? Where's Live-sama...?
Stalemate Gamer: Awful stream.
Give me my time back
eeeeeeks: What a creep.
[06:25] Masaki
This is...
[06:28] Masaki
where I first met Live!
[06:32] Masaki
Ah, damn it all!
[06:34] Masaki
This is all Live's fault!
[06:36] Masaki
Where the hell is she?!
SIGN Images
SIGN Title
Please stand by
For end of stream
[06:58] Masaki
I swear...
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl
[07:02] Masaki
"Oedo"...
[07:05] Masaki/Oedo
"Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas?"
SIGN Work: So many trolls lol
energy: Please do something about this
Lemon Sour: Is it coming back?
Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one
of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she
gets stoked, it always ends in trouble
Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she
hasn't changed at all since the
Hype-Sis days
[07:08] Oedo Girl
Whenever she gets stoked,
it always ends in trouble!
[07:11] Oedo Girl
Hilarious how she hasn't changed
at all since the Hype-Sis days!
[07:14] Masaki
Huh?
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan?
[07:16] Oedo Girl
So now she's ruining MayoPan?
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to turn things around
for some real hype?
[07:18] Oedo Girl
Oh, is she suddenly going to turn
things around for some real hype?
[07:22] Masaki/Oedo
"I can't wait!"
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao
[07:24] Masaki
Huh?!
[07:25] Masaki
What the hell's your deal?!
[07:27] Masaki
I mean...
[07:28] (Flashback) Oedo Girl
You're Masakichi-san, right?
[07:30] (Flashback) Oedo Girl
I'm a huge fan!
[07:31] Masaki
That's what you said!
[07:33] Masaki
So why this?!
[07:34] Masaki
What's even going through your head?!
[07:36] Masaki
Do you know what I've gone through
because of comments like yours?!
[07:40] Masaki
Get a life, you goddamn idiot!
[07:47] Masaki
Is she just having fun stirring the pot?
[07:52] Masaki
Am I taking this way too seriously?
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: Ah, another one of Masakichi's ideas? Whenever she gets stoked, it always ends in trouble
Lonely Oedo Girl: Hilarious how she hasn't changed
at all since the Hype-Sis days
Lonely Oedo Girl: So now she's ruining MayoPan? lmao
Lonely Oedo Girl: Oh, is she suddenly going to
turn things around for some real hype?
Lonely Oedo Girl: I can't wait lmao
mumu: If Live was here...
SIGN If the abuser wants to show her face, then go ahead
I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In a lot...
Go away scumbag
SIGN thxbye: I wouldn't mind seeing Masakichi. In...
Asahitaro: Go away scumbag
Momo: To tell you the truth, I don't hate Masakichi
that much either...
dedesuke: Masakichi on the run
Masakichi on the run Masakichi
on the run Masakichi on the run
Masakichi on the run Masakichi on the run
chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan
SIGN chelly-blossoms: I'll always be Masakichi-san's fan
[08:12] Masaki
Sakura?
[08:19] Masaki
Of course there are people out there
[08:22] Masaki
who really hate me,
as well as those having fun trolling.
[08:27] Masaki
But there are also people who support me.
[08:30] Masaki
A very small number, but still.
[08:33] Masaki
No matter how much I try, I don't understand!
[08:36] Masaki
I can't tell how any of these
people feel about me!
[08:39] Masaki
I never will, and when all's
said and done, I'm scared!
[08:42] Masaki
But one thing's for sure!
SIGN watching now
SIGN watching now
[08:45] Masaki
Everyone's here to watch MayoPan.
[08:49] Masaki
Our haters...
[08:51] Masaki
and our supporters!
[08:54] Masaki
So no matter what anyone thinks...
[08:57] Masaki
I've gotta continue the stream!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
[09:05] Masaki
Good morning from the dead of night!
[09:07] Masaki
Mayonaka Punch!
[09:08] Masaki
Staff member Masakichi here!
[09:13] Masaki
Yep.
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
SIGN Livestream to hit 1,000,000 subscribers!!
[09:14] Masaki
"How dare you show your face on camera?"
[09:16] Masaki
You're absolutely right.
[09:18] Masaki
However...
[09:19] Masaki
However!
[09:20] Masaki
I can't let this livestream end!
[09:24] Masaki
I can't let this be the end for MayoPan!
[09:26] Masaki
So I have a favor to ask you all!
[09:30] Masaki
Let me join in on this game of tag.
[09:39] Masaki
And so, I'm the only one left now!
[09:42] Masaki
If they catch me,
the stream will immediately end!
[09:45] Masaki
But I won't lose!
[09:47] Masaki
You may be surprised to hear
that I'm pretty dang good at tag!
[09:52] Masaki
Yes, that's right.
[09:53] Masaki
I'm a nasty piece of work—
[09:55] Masaki
What?
[10:01] Masaki
I'm the one who made a
huge mess of Hype-Sis.
[10:10] Masaki
And I'm to blame for this as well!
[10:13] Masaki
For saying such awful things to Live!
[10:15] Masaki
So that's why...
[10:22] Masaki
That's why Live, all of MayoPan,
the Hype-Sis girls...
[10:27] Masaki
and all of you watching
deserve an apology from me.
[10:31] Masaki
I'm really sorry!
[10:50] Masaki
I know it's not something an apology will fix.
[10:54] Masaki
Still, I don't want to say goodbye to MayoPan!
[10:59] Masaki
If there's anyone out there who wants
to show their support for MayoPan,
[11:03] Masaki
spread the word about this stream!
[11:05] Masaki
I, Masakichi, won't let myself
be caught until Live shows up!
SIGN Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
[11:11] TSUMA-shi
MayoPan's going all out as usual, I see.
[11:15] TSUMA-shi
It's not much, but the least
I can do is lend a hand.
SIGN Send
SIGN MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an
interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!
Mayonaka Punch @mayopan
Good morning from the dead of night!
Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3
[11:18] TSUMA-shi
Bomber!
SIGN TSUMA-shi @tsumashi
MayoPan helped me out at TSUMA FES Extreme, and they've got an
interesting stream going right now! Please give it a look! Bomber!!
Mayonaka Punch @mayopan
Good morning from the dead of night!
Today's gonna be a day to remember!! Get ready to stay up all night~ <3
Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital!
No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
NewTube
SIGN watching now
[11:30] Masaki
There's no way you're getting your hands on me!
[11:34] Masaki
Catch me if you can!
[11:40] Masaki
Sorry, Live.
[11:42] Masaki
Ever since we met, you've
always been thinking about me.
[11:46] Masaki
That's why...
[11:47] Masaki
I'll keep up this game of tag,
even if I break my leg!
SIGN Feudal Lord: Masakichi's doing better than...
SIGN hipopo: Seriously, go away
Cheese Naan: We don't need Masakichi, just find...
...cone: violent bitch kys kys
SIGN Lonely Oedo Girl: Lol wow
she's really running. Good luck~
SIGN Remy: So intense lmao
Claire: TSUMA-shi sent me here!
Must be exhausting~ Good luck!!
daniel: You're nobody, don't get cocky
SIGN Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
SIGN cherry-blossoms: Masakichi, you can do it!!
flapjack octopus: so much for the vampire stuff lmao
Terrarium: TSUMA-shi recommended this stream...
I'll be silently cheering you on!
SIGN watching now
SIGN hinoko: You're pretty athletic!! My opinion...
Fork Devil: If Masakichi survives...
Fu will be saved, so I'm on your side!
SIGN ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~ ny...nyold it~
Boiled Tofu: What's entertaining about this stream?
What's entertaining about this stream?
What's entertaining about this stream?
[12:41] Masaki
Give up already!
[12:49] Masaki
This game's not over yet!
[12:53] Leader
You've all lost.
[12:56] Leader
Stop the stream.
[12:58] Masaki
D-Don't move!
[13:00] Masaki
If you come any closer...
[13:03] Leader
Why did you decide to do it?
[13:05] Masaki
What?
[13:07] Leader
Why did you decide to be on camera?
[13:09] Masaki
Huh?
[13:11] Masaki
For MayoPan!
[13:12] Masaki
Not to mention everyone watching!
[13:15] Masaki
Listen up!
[13:15] Masaki
If we reach a million subs,
I want all of them back!
[13:18] Masaki
And Banpai Manor—
[13:19] Leader
No.
[13:22] Leader
I'm asking about you.
[13:25] Masaki
What are you talking about?
[13:27] Masaki
That doesn't matter—
[13:28] Leader
Answer me.
[13:29] Masaki
Like I said, so MayoPan can live on.
[13:32] Masaki
That's all it is.
[13:34] Masaki
This may be an atrocious idea
that doesn't make any sense,
[13:38] Masaki
but they gave their all for it!
[13:40] Masaki
That's why...
[13:42] Masaki
Even though I know no one wants to watch me...
[13:45] Masaki
Ah, never mind!
[13:46] Masaki
Everyone, forget what I just said!
[13:48] Masaki
Anyway, I'll do everything I can
until Live comes back...
[13:52] Masaki
Huh?
[13:53] Masaki
No way.
SIGN Vampires Playing Tag in an Abandoned Hospital! No Stopping Until We Hit a Million Subs!!
10k watching now
[13:57] Masaki
When did all these people...
[14:02] Masaki
In the end, I...
[14:05] Leader
Let me ask you one more time.
[14:07] Leader
Why did you decide to be on camera?
[14:11] Masaki
I...
SIGN Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
[14:20] Masaki
I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?!
[14:24] Masaki
Because... Because... Because...
[14:29] Masaki
Because I want to, of course!
[14:41] Masaki
The truth is, I want to feel wanted.
[14:45] Masaki
Even now, I want them to enjoy watching me.
[14:48] Masaki
But I know that's too much to ask.
[15:00] Masaki
Live!
[15:01] Masaki
You're watching this stream, aren't you?!
[15:03] Masaki
I showed my face!
[15:04] Masaki
I didn't run away this time!
[15:05] Masaki
Did you forget our deal?!
[15:07] Masaki
You promised me, didn't you?!
[15:09] Masaki
To make a meal of me
once we hit a million subs!
[15:12] Masaki
So hurry up and show yourself already!
[15:17] Masaki
I won't let myself be caught just yet!
[15:26] Masaki
I'm not gonna make it.
[15:28] Masaki
No, no, no!
[15:30] Masaki
I'll make sure the stream goes on!
[15:32] Masaki
I won't let it all end here!
[15:43] Live
Gotcha.
[15:46] Live
I'm here for you, Masaki.
[15:49] Masaki
What took you so long?!
[15:51] Live
Sorry.
[15:52] Masaki
No, I was in the wrong.
[15:55] Masaki
Live, I'm sorry for all
the awful things I said.
[15:58] Live
It's fine.
[16:00] Live
I'm just glad I could hear it.
[16:03] Masaki
Hear what?
[16:04] Live
How you really felt.
[16:05] Live
That you wanted to be in our videos.
[16:07] Masaki
You knew already, didn't you?
[16:09] Masaki
You're the vampire who knows me
better than anyone else, after all.
[16:14] Live
I wanted to hear you say it!
[16:16] Live
So I'm really happy!
[16:18] Masaki
Yeah.
[16:19] Masaki
Huh?
[16:21] Masaki
You're happy you heard me say it?
[16:24] Live
Yep!
[16:26] Masaki
Live, you heard us talking just now?
[16:30] Masaki
Hey, wait a minute!
[16:32] Masaki
Wait, that means...
[16:34] Masaki
Huh? What?
[16:36] Masaki
Huh?!
[16:38] Masaki
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[16:43] Kikka
It went off without a hitch.
[16:44] Otomi
What a relief.
[16:45] Fu
Masakichi's back in action.
[16:47] Sidebrah
The hunters were...
[16:48] Outlaw
Us Outside Kids, and...
[16:51] Group
Hype-Sis!
[16:54] Sidebrah
Tokage-nee-san, your athletic skills
are, like, totally out there!
[16:58] Tokage
Whoo...
[16:59] Ichiko
I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?
[17:01] Ichiko
Because, because, because...
[17:03] Ichiko
Because I want to, of course!
[17:10] Live
Okay, everyone! All together now!
[17:13] Group
You got pranked!
SIGN You Got Pranked!
SIGN You Got
Pranked!!
SIGN You Got
Pranked!!
[17:19] Plumb Wrong Logic
Impeccable timing, Mastamin-nee-san.
[17:22] Yuki
Don't call me Mastamin-nee-san.
SIGN "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?"
SIGN "Would Masakichi Show Up on Stream for MayoPan?"
SIGN You Got Pranked!
[17:24] Live
Well, then...
[17:26] Live
So sorry for making all of you worry!
[17:31] Live
Man, I know, right?
[17:33] Live
I didn't think it'd all work out this well!
[17:36] Live
All righty, time to explain how it went down!
[17:39] Live
Oh, hold that thought!
[17:41] Live
Masakichi, why don't we—
[17:42] Masaki
You bastard...
[17:44] Masaki
Screw you!
[17:50] Ichiko
Live-sama!
[17:54] Masaki
We sincerely apologize for putting on
this preposterous stream.
[18:00] Live
It all started when Masakichi ran out of
the house, refusing to star in our videos,
[18:05] Live
which was when I came up with this prank.
[18:08] Live
We'll explain all the nitty-gritty
details later in a separate video.
[18:12] Live
Huh? Vampires?
[18:13] Live
Of course there's no such thing!
[18:15] Masaki
Anyway!
[18:16] Masaki
We're really...
[18:17] Group
Very sorry about what we did!
[18:23] Masaki
You got all of them involved.
[18:25] Masaki
Wait, if it was you under this mask,
[18:28] Masaki
were you the one who attacked our car?
[18:30] Fu
Th-That was me.
[18:32] Fu
I immediately changed my outfit
to meet up with you.
[18:35] Masaki
What about Banpai Manor?
[18:36] Live
Just normal repairs!
[18:38] Masaki
For a house that might get torn down?
[18:40] Masaki
What about Ai-san, then?
[18:42] Tokage
I came up with that one!
[18:44] Tokage
Changing one letter in Live gives you Love!
[18:47] Tokage
That's what "Ai" means!
SIGN Ai
[18:50] Masaki
So the part about Live remembering
what happened twenty years ago...
[18:54] Live
Oh, that part's true!
[18:55] Masaki
What?
[18:56] Live
Man, the two of us really are
fated to be together!
[19:00] Masaki
Huh?!
[19:02] Live
Don't worry about it.
[19:03] Live
Well, then... Once again,
let's aim for one million!
[19:06] Live
We have one month left!
[19:08] Masaki
Oh, right.
[19:10] Masaki
Today being the deadline was a lie as well.
[19:11] Live
Once we reach it, I can go ahead, right?
[19:14] Masaki
What?
[19:14] Live
I can make a meal of you, right?
[19:17] Masaki
That's null and void now.
[19:18] Live
What?!
[20:46] Yuki
We're truly, truly sorry
about our past livestream!
[20:50] Mother
Not you too, Shigeyuki.
[20:53] Yuki
Oh, but it's all okay!
[20:54] Yuki
Not a single person who watched
believes that vampires exist!
SIGN Right?
[20:58] Yuki
Right? Right?
SIGN Right?
[21:03] Mother
It seems this served as a good
opportunity for that human, Masaki.
[21:08] Yuki
Y-Yes!
[21:09] Yuki
I have to say, the bonds between
Live and Masaki are strong indeed!
[21:13] Mother
They certainly are.
[21:19] (Flashback) Live
Agh! I'm sick and tired of being a vampire!
[21:22] (Flashback) Live
What's wrong with going out during the day?!
[21:34] (Flashback) Live
I-I'm done for...
[21:36] (Flashback) Masaki
Huh?
[21:39] (Flashback) Masaki
A talking bat.
[21:42] (Flashback) Masaki
Are you okay?
[21:44] (Flashback) Live
L-Let me have some blood!
[21:46] (Flashback) Masaki
Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
[21:49] (Flashback) Masaki
Here.
[21:51] (Flashback) Live
Time to dig in!
SIGN Chomp!!
[21:54] (Flashback) Masaki
Ow!
[21:55] (Flashback) Masaki
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[21:56] (Flashback) Masaki
Go away, you dumb bat!
[22:00] Masaki
It hurts!
[22:00] (Flashback) Masaki's Mom
Are you okay, Masaki-chan?
[22:02] Mother
She saved Live's life, after all.
[22:05] Yuki
So that's why she can't forget that taste?
[22:09] Yuki
Well, she ended up sleeping
for twenty years after that.
[22:12] Ichiko
We're home!
[22:14] Fu
Tokage-san, you can park the car over there.
[22:16] Tokage
Sheesh, why's it my job...
[22:20] Live
Masaki...
[22:22] Live
I'm sorry! I mean it, really!
[22:24] Live
But you know, that prank was
my way of showing how much I care!
[22:28] Masaki
Well, I don't know...
[22:29] Live
I'll work even harder on
our videos starting tomorrow!
[22:32] Live
I'll make sure we hit a million subs!
[22:35] Live
So our deal about your blood...
[22:37] Masaki
Ah, sure, fine.
[22:39] Masaki
I'll consider it.
[22:44] Live
No backsies, okay?!
[22:45] Live
Let's go shoot a video together right now!
[22:47] Masaki
Hey!
[22:49] Ichiko
What are you two ditching for?!
[23:00] Masaki
Hey, Live!
[23:02] Masaki
Can you slow it down a bit?!
[23:04] Live
Masaki, thanks.
[23:06] Masaki
Huh? For what?
[23:07] Live
For teaching us all about videos.
[23:11] Live
And bringing us out into the world
from the darkness.
[23:17] Masaki
You did the same for me.
[23:22] Live
All right!
[23:23] Live
Here we go!
[23:32] Group
Good morning from the dead of night!