E8 - Mash Burnedead and the Wolves of Magic

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    Do you...
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    really think you can just take a gold coin?
[00:08] ---
    From me?
    The magma master of Orca dorm...
[00:12] ---
    Rhodes Eamus!
[00:21] ---
    I had heard you were
    surprisingly aggressive for an Orca...
[00:26] ---
    But you were nothing more, it seems.
[02:19] ---
    Magically talented, and high self-esteem...
[02:23] ---
    Lang's elite, Magia Lupus,
    is filled with students of that nature.
[02:30] ---
    Its higher ranks are clearly
    the top students in this school.
[02:34] ---
    I'd rather not play defense
    against those with actual skills...
[02:39] ---
    But this school hides
    the dorms' locations from each other.
[02:43] ---
    This is to encourage
    inter-dorm competition.
[02:48] ---
    That's why...
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    we're going to figure out where
    they are, so we can take their coins.
[02:57] ---
    'Kay.
[03:00] ---
    Were you really listening?
[03:04] ---
    Lastly, it's been a month
    since you were admitted.
[03:07] ---
    Here's your dorm robe. Put it on.
[03:10] ---
    'Kay.
[03:16] ---
    You're joking around, right?
[03:19] ---
    Whoa, the logo.
[03:21] ---
    That's not a logo. That's Adler's mark.
[03:24] ---
    And by the way, logos are letters
    that have been transformed into a design.
[03:28] ---
    'Kay.
[03:29] ---
    I hope this makes you more conscious
    of the fact that you belong to a dorm.
[03:34] ---
    But first...
[03:35] ---
    Mash!
[03:37] ---
    Big trouble! Tom is...
[03:39] ---
    - Can you hold on? My cream puffs...
    - But Tom...
[03:43] ---
    No, my cream puffs...
[03:45] ---
    Tom!
[03:47] ---
    They went to the infirmary.
[03:50] ---
    Hey, guys...
    How are you all... bambooing?
[03:55] ---
    Or are you more like bamboo-it?
[03:58] ---
    Captain's character identity...
[04:00] ---
    What happened? You look so drained.
[04:05] ---
    That's the thing. I don't really remember.
[04:08] ---
    When I woke up, I was here.
[04:10] ---
    Usually I live my life at full throttle
    so I fall asleep and bam, it's morning.
[04:16] ---
    I don't dream.
[04:18] ---
    But the night I collapsed...
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    I dreamt that I was trapped
    and stuffed in some dark box.
[04:27] ---
    I was fully conscious but couldn't speak.
[04:32] ---
    I was in that state for hours.
[04:36] ---
    It was such a nightmare.
[04:38] ---
    Captain is so shook up.
[04:41] ---
    I need to eat a cream puff.
[04:43] ---
    Mash, please keep it down.
[04:46] ---
    Are you okay physically?
[04:49] ---
    Yeah. I just feel slightly woozy.
[04:53] ---
    Also...
[04:54] ---
    I'm temporarily unable to use magic.
[04:58] ---
    I hardly feel magical energy within me.
[05:01] ---
    It's like someone sucked it out of me...
[05:05] ---
    I see. But in any case...
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    Why are there so many here?
[05:12] ---
    Yeah. They all seem to have lost
    their magic temporarily, too.
[05:18] ---
    Right when our headmaster
    got called out to the Bureau of Magic...
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    Um, Mash. Take this.
[05:29] ---
    HONK
[05:31] ---
    What's this?
[05:33] ---
    That's Creamy.
    She's a good luck charm I made.
[05:37] ---
    I've been feeling a little anxious lately.
[05:41] ---
    What's with the ribbon?
[05:43] ---
    You're so tactless!
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    In any case,
    don't do anything too risky, all right?
[05:52] ---
    Okay.
[05:54] ---
    And keep that with you at all times,
    and always think of me!
[06:00] ---
    S-Sure.
[06:01] ---
    You absolutely have to!
[06:03] ---
    And when you sleep, hold onto it
    so that in your dreams, I can...
[06:08] ---
    You beast!
[06:11] ---
    Late night, after lights out in the dorm...
[06:16] ---
    I'm sure the Magia Lupus are behind
    these events. What I think is—
[06:21] ---
    Should we really be walking
    around school after hours?
[06:26] ---
    You really are a straight arrow, aren't you.
[06:30] ---
    It'll be fine if we apologize later!
[06:32] ---
    Don't leave me alone!
[06:35] ---
    Why are you guys tagging along?
SIGN    HEAVE-HO!
[06:39] ---
    Cause I want coins too, moron!
[06:41] ---
    Don't leave me all alone in that room!
[06:45] ---
    I feel bad for them.
    Let's take them with us.
[06:45] ---
    - Huh? Are you really gonna do it?
    - I'm so scared!
[06:49] ---
    I'm not sure about this.
[06:55] ---
    Hey! See that!?
SIGN    BLOOSH
[06:59] ---
    It's Lemon.
[07:00] ---
    She looks so cute from behind, too.
[07:04] ---
    Hey, Lemo...
[07:07] ---
    Wait.
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    Something's wrong.
[07:39] ---
    Hey, you've gotta be kidding me.
SIGN    BLOOSH
[07:42] ---
    She didn't have any eyes, but she was
    so cute because it was Lemon.
[07:45] ---
    I just realized that.
[07:49] ---
    That's definitely magic all right.
[07:52] ---
    - What should we—
    - Wait.
[07:54] ---
    She's going somewhere.
[07:56] ---
    We gotta chase her.
[08:00] ---
    She turned that corner.
[08:07] ---
    She's gone.
[08:09] ---
    You're kidding, right?
    This is a dead end.
[08:14] ---
    Hey. Did you hear something?
[08:16] ---
    Huh? I didn't hear anything.
[08:23] ---
    No, I do hear something.
[08:24] ---
    Like the sound of wood creaking!
[08:26] ---
    Don't be spouting random bull...
[08:30] ---
    I heard it too. Just kill me now!
[08:32] ---
    Lemon!
[08:35] ---
    Stay calm. It's just a spell.
[08:38] ---
    Disclose.
[08:47] ---
    What the hell?
[08:49] ---
    A d-door?
[08:55] ---
    Revealing the door
    is as far as my magic can go.
[09:00] ---
    So we need another special spell to open it.
[09:04] ---
    Machine Gun Explomb!
[09:11] ---
    Damn thing won't budge!!
[09:13] ---
    What the hell are we supposed to do with it?
[09:25] ---
    H-Hey.
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    Mash?
[09:51] ---
    He pried the door open
    with the power of leverage.
[09:54] ---
    Anything goes for him, huh?
[09:59] ---
    Lemon is inside. And most likely...
[10:03] ---
    the Magia Lupus, too.
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    Don't do anything too risky, all right?
[10:15] ---
    I'm sorry, but...
[10:17] ---
    I don't think
    I'll be able to keep that promise.
[10:22] ---
    Let's go.
[10:30] ---
    I had no idea the school
    had a lower level like this.
[10:33] ---
    It's like a secret base. Right, Finn?
[10:35] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[10:37] ---
    You punk! Keep killing
    the dramatic tension and I'll kill ya!
SIGN    FLUMP
[10:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:42] ---
    I mean, I wouldn't really... Wait...
[10:44] ---
    Look, I'm sorry too, man.
[10:46] ---
    Mash, don't be so depressed.
[10:49] ---
    Our enemies chose this place as their hideout.
[10:52] ---
    I'm certain this location
    gives them an advantage.
[10:58] ---
    Hey, see that?
[11:00] ---
    There's light over there!
[11:08] ---
    An arena?
[11:11] ---
    What is this?
[11:12] ---
    Are you a little slow?
[11:15] ---
    Correct!
[11:20] ---
    It's an ancient dueling field.
[11:23] ---
    So old that current teachers
    don't even know it exists.
[11:27] ---
    Are you one of the Magia Lupus?
[11:30] ---
    Me? No, no.
[11:32] ---
    I'm here at Third Fang's request.
[11:36] ---
    To eradicate intruders like you.
[11:43] ---
    Now, if you want to proceed,
    you need to wager coins and challenge me.
[11:48] ---
    Though...
[11:49] ---
    I'll never let you get through!
[11:52] ---
    Very well.
[11:54] ---
    Wait.
[11:55] ---
    Let me.
[11:57] ---
    Dot.
[11:58] ---
    'Cause you know that I hate
    good-lookin' guys to death.
[12:05] ---
    I see.
[12:07] ---
    Go get 'im.
[12:08] ---
    Good luck.
[12:12] ---
    Hey, you know what?
[12:15] ---
    You have a fan club, don't you?
[12:17] ---
    I do. What of it?
[12:21] ---
    Jealous rant incoming.
[12:23] ---
    Most definitely so.
[12:24] ---
    Very likely.
[12:26] ---
    Livin' the dream, are ya!? I'll kill ya!
[12:31] ---
    As expected...
[12:32] ---
    You could say his jealousy
    is even invigorating.
[12:35] ---
    What a pitiful creature.
[12:37] ---
    What? You're jealous of my attractiveness?
[12:40] ---
    I am, so what!?
SIGN    RAH
[12:42] ---
    You can be jealous and all that.
[12:45] ---
    Well, since you lack both a good face
    and good brains, I don't see how I could lose.
[12:51] ---
    Rose Whip.
[12:59] ---
    Though they came here to rescue Lemon,
[13:02] ---
    the ugly battle of Dot Barrett, envious
    of a handsome boy, was about to begin.
[13:11] ---
    This is the Bureau of Magic,
    the Magic Realm's highest legal authority.
[13:16] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg.
    I apologize for the sudden call.
[13:20] ---
    No need for apologies.
[13:22] ---
    But the fact that you called for me means...
[13:26] ---
    That's right.
[13:28] ---
    Six of death row's most notorious inmates
    have escaped from Hecatrice.
[13:33] ---
    The prison guards were slaughtered.
[13:37] ---
    And they were assisted by...
[13:41] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[13:46] ---
    Meanwhile, in the underground arena,
    Dot was jealous of the handsome guy.
[13:51] ---
    Eat this!
[13:53] ---
    Explomb!
[14:04] ---
    You guys beat Silva
    the second-year, didn't you?
[14:11] ---
    A-Actually he maybe kinda
    beat the crap outta me.
[14:15] ---
    It's a shame a guy like him
    is a double-liner.
[14:20] ---
    But magic capacity is worthless
    if you don't use it right.
[14:25] ---
    I'll say this outright.
[14:27] ---
    I'm a lot tougher than he is.
[14:31] ---
    Oh?
[14:33] ---
    Well, I'm definitely not gonna lose.
[14:37] ---
    How do you intend on winning?
[14:39] ---
    Like this!
[14:41] ---
    Explombomb!
[14:52] ---
    What are these?
[14:54] ---
    Marks on the ground?
[14:56] ---
    Hey, might wanna watch your step!
[14:59] ---
    This is a conditional spell.
[15:01] ---
    It's got five times
    the explosive power than usual!
[15:05] ---
    There's no way I would fall
    for such an obvious trap.
[15:08] ---
    Not me.
[15:10] ---
    Nah.
[15:12] ---
    A guy like you is sure to fall for it!
[15:20] ---
    How does he intend on making me
    step on these marks?
[15:24] ---
    Is there a way to move me from this spot?
[15:28] ---
    I won't fall for that trick.
[15:31] ---
    Rose Whip Absol.
[15:35] ---
    Machine Gun Explomb!
[15:39] ---
    Damn it, it's not working!
[15:42] ---
    Grab.
[15:47] ---
    My wand!
[15:50] ---
    Stab.
[15:53] ---
    That hurts!
[15:56] ---
    Those thorns have completely
    immobilized your body.
[16:01] ---
    That tacky bandanna with those goofy eyes?
[16:04] ---
    And lacking sense in magic to boot.
[16:08] ---
    You ultimately failed in making me
    step on these marks, too.
[16:13] ---
    You really are a far cry from handsome.
[16:17] ---
    My next attack will definitely finish you off.
[16:20] ---
    Stop it!
[16:22] ---
    Drop.
[16:27] ---
    I never said anything about
    making you step on the marks.
[16:37] ---
    Explombomb is nothing more
    than a time bomb.
[16:42] ---
    Didn't think I'd confidently set time bombs
    right in front of your face, did ya?
[16:52] ---
    I'll kill ya eightfold!
[16:56] ---
    H-How can I, to someone like him...
[17:05] ---
    Don't judge everything
    by their looks, pretty boy!
[17:11] ---
    You did it, Dot!
[17:13] ---
    There's no way I'd lose!
[17:15] ---
    Yeah! Bring on the next guy!
[17:28] ---
    This punk. Striking an attractive pose,
    even in defeat...
[17:32] ---
    He sure is unwavering.
[17:35] ---
    I don't exactly hate that.
[17:38] ---
    Is it over?
[17:41] ---
    Wh-What the hell!?
[17:43] ---
    I'm getting sucked into the ground.
[17:45] ---
    Please, save my baby.
    At least spare this one.
[17:49] ---
    I assume this means our enemies
    have no intention of letting us g...
[17:53] ---
    I'm sinking! I'm going to sink!
[17:58] ---
    I think these guys...
[18:00] ---
    are even more insane than I am?
[18:18] ---
    Their plan is to split us up
    and hunt us down.
[18:25] ---
    The double-liner first-year...
[18:30] ---
    I was more interested
    in seeing Mushroom Head.
[18:35] ---
    That magic earlier was his, huh?
[18:38] ---
    So this is the upper echelon
    of Magia Lupus.
[18:41] ---
    The first-year double-liner, huh?
[18:46] ---
    Being scummy is totally inexcusable, okay?
[18:51] ---
    I am the Third Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Wirth Madl.
SIGN    THIRD FANG: WIRTH MADL
[18:58] ---
    Being worthlessly weak
    is absolutely inexcusable. Got that?
[19:10] ---
    Ow.
[19:18] ---
    Two single-liners? Easy-peasy! Hurray!
[19:24] ---
    I'm the Fifth Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Love Cute!
SIGN    FIFTH FANG: LOVE CUTE
[19:30] ---
    And I'm the Fourth Fang, Milo Genius.
SIGN    FOURTH FANG: MILO GENIUS
[19:36] ---
    T-Two double-liners. We're done for.
[19:40] ---
    Thank you for bringing me into this world,
    Dad and Mom. I'm sorry.
[19:45] ---
    Goodbye.
[19:46] ---
    Hey.
[19:48] ---
    Don't give up before we've even started.
[19:51] ---
    It's a super underdog victory
    if we can get through this.
[19:55] ---
    I'll show you the power
    of the protagonist, you side characters.
[20:01] ---
    Wow, so cool!
    You really sound like a main character!
[20:07] ---
    Ouchies.
[20:12] ---
    Huh?
[20:14] ---
    Where is everyone?
[20:15] ---
    Did you get separated from your friends?
[20:24] ---
    You're from that other day...
[20:26] ---
    It has been a while.
[20:27] ---
    Come to think,
    I had not introduced myself yet.
[20:31] ---
    I am the Second Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Abyss Razor.
[20:36] ---
    SECOND FANG: ABYSS RAZOR
[20:39] ---
    I hope you will remember me.
[20:40] ---
    Oh. Yes, thank you.
[20:43] ---
    How you moved about the other day...
[20:52] ---
    It was quite impressive.
[20:55] ---
    Oh, um, thanks.
[20:58] ---
    I noticed it back then.
[21:00] ---
    You're unable to use magic, aren't you?
[21:05] ---
    Huh?
[21:07] ---
    Th-Th-That's not necessarily t-t-true.
[21:13] ---
    You seem a little agitated.
[21:15] ---
    Wh-What makes you th-think that?
[21:19] ---
    I'm not.
[21:21] ---
    You don't have to worry.
[21:24] ---
    Just like you,
[21:26] ---
    I am someone abhorred by this world.
[21:31] ---
    You must have your reasons for being here.
[21:37] ---
    But I, too, have my reasons.
[21:42] ---
    Huh? You sound like
    you're planning to defeat me.
[21:48] ---
    I'll beat the stuffing out of you.
[21:52] ---
    With all I've got.
[21:55] ---
    In order to rescue Lemon,
[21:57] ---
    Mash and company's battle against
    the Magia Lupus was about to begin.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE ACCELERATED BATTLE