MASHLE: MAGIC AND MUSCLES

This is a world of magic.

This is a world in which magic is casually used by everyone.

In a deep, dark forest in this world of magic, there is a boy who is singlemindedly working out.

His name is Mash Burnedead, and he has a secret. He can’t use magic.


All he wanted was to live a quiet life with his family, but people suddenly start trying to kill him one day and he somehow finds himself enrolled in Magic School. There, he sets his sights on becoming a “Divine Visionary,” the elite of the elite.

Will his ripped muscles work against the best and brightest of the wizarding world?

The curtain rises on this off-kilter magical fantasy in which the power of being jacked crushes any spell!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Mash Burnedead and the Body of the Gods

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    This is the Magic Realm.
[00:03] ---
    It is called the Magic Realm
    because it is a world that has magic.
[00:08] ---
    Flying through the sky with a broom,
    levitating heavy objects,
[00:12] ---
    creating something out of nothing...
[00:16] ---
    Everyone can use magic at their will,
[00:19] ---
    and in this world,
    magic is a natural part of everyday life.
[00:23] ---
    Magic is believed to be a gift
    bestowed by God,
[00:26] ---
    and mastery of magic determines
    one's social status in this world.
[00:33] ---
    In a corner of this world,
    where dragons flying about is ordinary...
SIGN    TREMBLE TREMBLE
[00:38] ---
    Within that deep, deep forest,
[00:41] ---
    there is one whose existence
    defies the natural order.
[00:53] ---
    Nothing like a cream puff
    after pumping iron.
[02:31] ---
    My name is Regro Burnedead.
[02:34] ---
    I'm a chic and elegant 75-year-old
[02:36] ---
    living with my son in a forest
    far from other humans.
SIGN    REGRO BURNEDEAD
[02:45] ---
    I was quite reckless
    in all sorts of ways in my youth,
[02:49] ---
    but when you get as old as I,
    very little bothers you.
[02:54] ---
    And that’s because,
[02:56] ---
    through my experiences,
    I have acquired ways to combat stress.
[03:02] ---
    How to combat stress...
SIGN    RRRAAWR
[03:07] ---
    Oh, Pops. I'm home.
SIGN    MASH BURNEDEAD
[03:11] ---
    Why!?
[03:12] ---
    Why did you rip the door off
    its hinges to come in, Mash!?
[03:15] ---
    I couldn't remember
    if I was supposed to push or pull.
[03:17] ---
    How many years have you lived here!?
[03:20] ---
    So I just kind of forced—
[03:21] ---
    And you ended up breaking it!
[03:24] ---
    Sorry, Pops. I'll fix it.
[03:28] ---
    Oh, well... If you're repenting, then...
[03:31] ---
    He's always so amenable
    after each screwup.
[03:35] ---
    RRRAAWR
[03:37] ---
    Turn! Turn it! Turn it!
    You need to turn it!
[03:39] ---
    - Weird. It won't fit back in.
    - That's the wrong position!
[03:43] ---
    Huh? What'd you say?
[03:44] ---
    Quit with the pounding, would you!?
[03:46] ---
    Spit on the foundling?
[03:47] ---
    No!
[03:52] ---
    Sorry, Pops.
[03:54] ---
    I'll fix it.
[03:55] ---
    W-Well... Yeah, um...
[03:59] ---
    Mash, did you finish
    today's training routine?
[04:03] ---
    Of course.
[04:06] ---
    Hey, Pops.
[04:08] ---
    I've been meaning to ask...
[04:09] ---
    Why are all of my workouts physical?
[04:12] ---
    Because you...
[04:14] ---
    You're not like ordinary people.
[04:17] ---
    You can't use magic at all
    because you're different.
[04:21] ---
    So the least I can do is...
[04:24] ---
    Never mind. A story for another time.
[04:27] ---
    Anyway, I'm heading out for a bit.
[04:30] ---
    I'm trusting you to housesit.
[04:32] ---
    - Okay.
    - Don't break the door.
[04:35] ---
    Don’t worry,
    I learned how to fix it.
[04:37] ---
    Learn how to open and close
    the door instead!
[04:40] ---
    Push in, or pull out...
[04:41] ---
    Pull out! Pull out to open the door!
[04:44] ---
    Anyways, I'm heading out.
[04:47] ---
    I've told you countless times before,
[04:49] ---
    but while I'm out, you must never
    venture into the city.
[04:53] ---
    Yeah, I won't.
[04:55] ---
    Right. Mash, you’re such a good,
    amenable son.
[04:59] ---
    Now, I'll be on my way.
[05:01] ---
    Be safe.
SIGN    GOBLIN
    CREAM PUFF
    SPECIAL MENU
    TODAY ONLY
[05:12] ---
    Sorry, Pops.
[05:14] ---
    But I can't ignore
    the call of an empty stomach.
[05:26] ---
    Magic.
[05:28] ---
    Magic.
[05:30] ---
    Magic.
[05:33] ---
    They're still just doing stuff
    you can do with your hands.
[05:43] ---
    Seven limited cream puffs, please.
[05:45] ---
    Sure thing.
[05:49] ---
    Oops. I got too excited
    and couldn't hold back.
[05:53] ---
    But these don't usually bend
    just by squeezing your hand.
[05:57] ---
    Sorry. Let me fix them.
[06:00] ---
    Did you say, "fix"?
[06:03] ---
    This should work.
[06:05] ---
    Huh? Hold on...
[06:09] ---
    Freaky? Huh? No, wait... Um...
[06:14] ---
    Here. Thanks for waiting.
[06:16] ---
    Thank you very much.
[06:21] ---
    Hey, did you see it?
[06:22] ---
    I don't see it anywhere on his face.
[06:24] ---
    - No way.
    - You're right. Nothing.
[06:25] ---
    Unbelievable.
[06:27] ---
    Sir, are you actually a...
[06:31] ---
    No, never mind.
    Thanks for your patronage.
[06:35] ---
    This year's "Divine Visionary"
    has been determined.
[06:39] ---
    The one chosen as "Divine Visionary" is Rayne Ames,
    a second-year at Easton Magic Academy,
[06:44] ---
    a prestigious school in the Magic Realm.
[06:47] ---
    This title is awarded
[06:48] ---
    to the student demonstrating the highest degree
    of excellence over the school year.
[06:52] ---
    In addition to promotion to nobility,
[06:54] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
    Must feel good with all that talent.
[06:54] ---
    recipients are gifted a grant
    of one billion lond and are further awarded
[06:57] ---
    provisional employment at the Bureau of Magic,
    the highest legal organization.
[07:00] ---
    Then you have me here,
    living a dull life in a dull place.
[07:01] ---
    He is expected to contribute greatly
    for the prosperity of this country.
[07:07] ---
    P-Please forgive me.
    I only stole a little something.
[07:13] ---
    Huh? Are you kidding me?
[07:17] ---
    You gave me more work
    with your petty crime.
[07:21] ---
    I gotta make you regret it
    so you’ll never trouble me again.
[07:27] ---
    S-Stop it! Please!
[07:34] ---
    What is it? I'm busy.
[07:37] ---
    What? There's an unmarked brat
    in the city?
[07:42] ---
    Wonder what everyone
    was all riled up about back there.
[07:46] ---
    While I'm out, you must never
    venture out into the city.
[07:51] ---
    Sorry, Pops.
[07:53] ---
    But it was worth coming here.
[07:56] ---
    I got to eat Goblin Cream Puffs.
[08:00] ---
    Yummy, yummy, yum...
[08:06] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[08:07] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[08:08] ---
    What do you think you’re doing?
    I'm workin' over here!
SIGN    VODKA
    ABV 90%
[08:12] ---
    I'm a proud member of the magic police,
    protecting ordinary folks like you!
[08:17] ---
    And do I get any thanks? No!
[08:20] ---
    The only thing I get is bottom-barrel pay!
[08:22] ---
    Wanna have me
    take out my stress on ya?
[08:28] ---
    Would you like a cream puff?
    I somehow feel sorry for you.
[08:31] ---
    He's pitying me!
[08:33] ---
    And it's half eaten!
[08:36] ---
    Why would you give me
    a half-eaten cream puff?
[08:39] ---
    Ya aimin' for an indirect kiss or something?
    Ya love me?
[08:42] ---
    Are ya pickin' a fight?
[08:44] ---
    That's basically pickin'
    a fight with this country!
[08:46] ---
    And whatcha gonna do
    about my uniform? Huh?
[08:53] ---
    What?
[08:57] ---
    I'm sorry. I will wash
    and return these clothes to you.
[09:01] ---
    Now it ain't clothes!
    Not as of this moment! Thanks to you!
[09:05] ---
    What exactly did ya do, huh?
[09:07] ---
    What's the matter, Terry?
[09:09] ---
    Brad, this kid...
[09:11] ---
    Don't make a riot over nothing.
[09:14] ---
    More like, why the hell are you naked?
SIGN    BRAD COLEMAN
[09:20] ---
    Well, that's because this kid...
[09:23] ---
    Must be him.
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[09:24] ---
    The unmarked brat from that report.
[09:28] ---
    Wait.
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[09:29] ---
    Would anyone be eating cream puffs
    in this kind of situation?
[09:34] ---
    Hey, you over there.
[09:37] ---
    Please excuse my son!
[09:47] ---
    This will be a bit of a hassle,
[09:50] ---
    but this may be my chance
    for a promotion.
[09:56] ---
    After them!
[10:07] ---
    You idiot!
[10:08] ---
    How may times have I told you?
    Don't go to the city on your own!
[10:12] ---
    I'm really sorry. I'll never go again.
[10:17] ---
    He's really broken up about it.
    It's clear he regrets his actions.
[10:21] ---
    I can't stay mad at him.
[10:24] ---
    Well, if that's the case, yeah.
[10:28] ---
    But as punishment, you'll repeat
    this morning's training routine.
[10:32] ---
    Okay. And these cream puffs
    are for you.
[10:36] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[10:44] ---
    Here.
[10:45] ---
    Thanks, Pops.
[10:49] ---
    He's such a good boy.
[10:51] ---
    I thought a teenage son
    would be really passionate,
[10:53] ---
    rife with arguments
    and rebellious streaks,
[10:56] ---
    as you deepen your bonds
    with each other.
[10:59] ---
    But he's so amenable,
    though a bit informal.
[11:05] ---
    Well, I guess he's at an age
    where he wants to get out.
[11:09] ---
    We've lived here in hiding until now,
    away from the city in this forest, for his sake.
[11:15] ---
    But now the magic police
    have caught wind of him.
[11:21] ---
    I must act quickly.
[11:29] ---
    What is that?
[11:42] ---
    Hey, old geezer.
[11:44] ---
    Where's the brat I saw earlier?
[11:48] ---
    This is bad.
[12:03] ---
    Five minutes is all I need
    when I put my mind to it.
[12:06] ---
    Time to head home and eat cream puffs.
[12:10] ---
    "Crea" a puff, a creamy puff.
[12:14] ---
    "Mp" a creamy, creamy puff.
[12:18] ---
    "uff" a puff, a creamy puff.
[12:22] ---
    Was I supposed to push or pull?
[12:25] ---
    Guess it doesn't matter.
[12:27] ---
    You knew and that's why
    you hid that brat, right?
[12:31] ---
    You know why magic has flourished
    since the dawn of recorded history?
[12:37] ---
    It's because we aggressively rid ourselves
    of inferior blood unable to use magic.
[12:43] ---
    It's a necessary sacrifice
    for the world to go round.
[12:46] ---
    Simply put, those who can't use magic
    have no privileges.
[12:52] ---
    Privilege to live, that is.
[12:55] ---
    Or should I say,
    they aren't supposed to live at all?
[12:59] ---
    Spill it. Where’s the brat?
[13:02] ---
    I-I have no idea
    what you're talking about.
[13:09] ---
    Sheltering the unmarked
    is a serious offense, old man.
[13:14] ---
    Hurry up and hand over the brat.
[13:19] ---
    I refuse!
[13:23] ---
    Fess up.
[13:24] ---
    If you play nice and give us the brat,
    I'll have my bosses spare you.
[13:30] ---
    I won’t.
[13:31] ---
    Never. I will never tell him.
[13:35] ---
    Why can't you do something so simple!?
[13:38] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:39] ---
    Your magic is weak.
    You can't do anything properly!
[13:42] ---
    Our bloodline has no need
    for failures like you!
[13:47] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:49] ---
    Hey! You can't even do something
    as simple as this?
[13:52] ---
    You're useless!
[13:53] ---
    I-I apologize.
[13:55] ---
    There are plenty of others
    who can replace you!
[13:56] ---
    I have always been a failure of a human.
[13:56] ---
    I apologize.
[13:58] ---
    - You failed again!
    - I’m really sorry!
[14:00] ---
    I kept failing
    even after I became an adult.
[14:03] ---
    You messed up again!
[14:05] ---
    You're fired!
[14:06] ---
    How can you keep living like that?
[14:09] ---
    I'd already be dead
    from embarrassment.
[14:19] ---
    Completely unwanted.
[14:22] ---
    I thought that's how my life would end.
[14:30] ---
    If that's the case, then I should just...
[14:42] ---
    This baby...
[14:44] ---
    has no mark.
[14:47] ---
    You were abandoned
    because you were unmarked.
[14:52] ---
    You're just like me.
[15:00] ---
    In this moment, for the first time
    in my life, I felt like someone needed me.
[15:07] ---
    I swore on that day...
[15:11] ---
    Even if we're not related by blood,
    even if the entire world denied his existence,
[15:18] ---
    I would always be a father to that boy!
[15:22] ---
    Tell us where he is already, old man.
[15:25] ---
    Run, Mash!
[15:27] ---
    You old geezer!
[15:27] ---
    You have to get away right now, Mash!
[15:29] ---
    Hey! This means
    he's still close by! Find him!
[15:32] ---
    Yessir!
[15:34] ---
    Run for it, Mash!
[15:35] ---
    Damn you, old geezer!
[15:39] ---
    - L-Let go of me!
    - Run! Run!
[15:40] ---
    Please let my words reach him.
[15:41] ---
    Pipe it down, old geezer!
[15:44] ---
    All that matters
    is that you're safe! Please!
[15:46] ---
    - Old man, hurry up and...
    - Run away!
[15:49] ---
    You are my one and only...
[15:53] ---
    Run! Run away, Mash!
[15:56] ---
    That's enough, old man.
[15:59] ---
    I'll make you regret this.
[16:26] ---
    Hey you! You had some nerve
    earlier today when...
[16:31] ---
    My second shirt today...
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
[16:40] ---
    Why...
[16:41] ---
    Why didn't you run, Mash?
[16:45] ---
    Because we're family.
[16:47] ---
    You're all I've got.
[16:50] ---
    Sorry for being selfish, Pops.
[16:53] ---
    But since I'm here...
[16:57] ---
    I might as well send you guys to hell.
[17:03] ---
    What a joke.
[17:05] ---
    You can't even use magic.
    How are you going to take me down?
[17:09] ---
    What an idiot. Brad used to be
    on the Bureau of Magic's Security Force.
[17:14] ---
    Regular mages around here
    don't hold a candle to him.
[17:18] ---
    And a magic-less chump
    wants to take him on?
[17:23] ---
    He won't stand a chance!
[17:24] ---
    It'll be over in three seconds.
[17:30] ---
    That’s the spell that drove away a dragon
    in his Bureau of Magic's Security Force days!
[17:35] ---
    I didn't think I would get to see it here!
[17:40] ---
    Eat this.
[17:42] ---
    Nalcom Pas!
[17:44] ---
    Mash!
[17:59] ---
    Mash!
[18:01] ---
    Huh? Did he...
[18:03] ---
    My Nalcom Pas... He just...
[18:06] ---
    He slapped it down? Like, “paff”?
[18:09] ---
    Can magic be paff'ed just like that?
[18:12] ---
    I drove a dragon away
    with that spell, you know?
[18:15] ---
    What? There's no way.
[18:20] ---
    Not bad, brat!
[18:22] ---
    But how about this?
[18:25] ---
    That magical energy output!
[18:26] ---
    Is he trying to destroy
    this entire area?
[18:29] ---
    Hold on, Brad!
[18:30] ---
    You shouldn't do that!
[18:32] ---
    Nalcom Pas Diagorus!
[18:43] ---
    Damn it!
[18:47] ---
    This brat...
[18:48] ---
    He's killing the momentum
    with his knees!
[18:50] ---
    What a soft touch!
[18:52] ---
    All right, then how about this?
[18:56] ---
    And now he's juggling!
[19:00] ---
    Look at those dribbling moves!
[19:03] ---
    This brat is totally
    making a fool of me.
[19:09] ---
    Pops, I'm gonna borrow your wand.
[19:11] ---
    What’s going on?
[19:13] ---
    He can use magic after all?
[19:17] ---
    Doesn't matter.
[19:19] ---
    Ordinary magic
    won't even reach me anyway...
[19:43] ---
    I've never seen anyone
    use a magic wand like that before.
[19:50] ---
    Threaten my family again...
[19:53] ---
    and I'll kill you.
SIGN    TREMBLE TREMBLE
[19:54] ---
    His training was only meant
    to teach him self-defense.
[19:58] ---
    How is this physically possible?
[20:00] ---
    Either way, we're done for.
[20:03] ---
    Even if we fend them off
    for now, in due time...
[20:08] ---
    Interesting.
[20:10] ---
    Let's make a deal, Mushroom Head.
[20:12] ---
    Do what I ask, and I'll let you
    and the old geezer slide.
[20:16] ---
    A deal?
[20:18] ---
    Once a year in this country,
[20:20] ---
    one exceptional student
    is revered as one of God's chosen.
[20:24] ---
    It's called the "Divine Visionary."
[20:27] ---
    Enroll in a magic school
    and be chosen as one.
[20:31] ---
    Simply put, if you're selected,
    it means God has accepted you.
[20:36] ---
    Which means, society will accept you.
[20:39] ---
    I just want the fortune and prestige
    that comes with it.
[20:43] ---
    I'll back you up, of course.
[20:44] ---
    Don't listen to him, Mash!
[20:46] ---
    Those are the words of someone
    who was an enemy until moments ago!
[20:50] ---
    It's up to you
    if you want to be skeptical or not.
[20:53] ---
    But if you refuse, we’ll hunt you down
    for the rest of your life.
[20:58] ---
    If I'm after you,
    the whole country will be, too.
[21:01] ---
    You'll be okay because you're tough.
    But what about the old man?
[21:06] ---
    A life where you can never feel at ease,
    and unable to set foot in a city.
[21:11] ---
    Well, the choice is yours.
[21:14] ---
    Spend the rest of your life
    being hunted down,
[21:16] ---
    or brace yourself to die
    and try turning the tables?
[21:24] ---
    - You got a deal.
    - Are you sane? It's a magic school!
[21:27] ---
    I'll be fine, Pops. My motivation
    is stronger than anyone else.
[21:31] ---
    This isn't about motivation!
[21:34] ---
    Besides...
[21:35] ---
    I want us to be able
    to live in peace again.
[21:38] ---
    You're such a good boy.
[21:40] ---
    My son!
SIGN    MY SON
[21:43] ---
    Living in peace with Pops.
[21:47] ---
    If it's a world that won't allow
    something as natural as that...
[21:57] ---
    Then I've got no choice but to crush it.
[22:01] ---
    With my fist.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MYSTERIOUS MAZE

Season 1

E2 - Mash Burnedead and the Mysterious Maze

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    The Easton Magic Academy.
[00:03] ---
    A historic and prestigious school
    that has produced
[00:08] ---
    numerous pillars of the magic realm.
[00:10] ---
    Of course, its entrance examination
    is notoriously difficult.
[00:13] ---
    Not even 3% of the applicants
    will be admitted.
[00:16] ---
    Only those with superior magical powers
    will be able to open the gates of Easton.
[00:22] ---
    Only those
    with superior magical powers...
[02:00] ---
    Let's see,
    among this year's applicants are...
[02:05] ---
    CLAUDE LUCCI
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    A scion of established nobility, and then
    the undersecretary's son from the Bureau of Magic.
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    All the bigwigs of society, so to speak.
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    Maintenance of wands
    and reviewing of grimoires.
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    They're devoting themselves to the exam.
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    It's only proper to have ambitious candidates
    for a school as prestigious as ours.
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    HMPH CLANG CLANG HMPH
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    HMPH CLANG CLANG HMPH
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    HMPH CLANG CLANG HMPH
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    HMPH CLANG CLANG HMPH
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    WHAT
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    What the...
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    THE
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    Huh? What's going on?
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    We're starting an entrance exam
    for a magic school now.
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    Why is someone pumping iron?
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    No, calm down.
    Maybe I'm imagining things.
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    This is a magic school.
    Slackers like that would never be here.
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    He's doing the invisible chair
    while reading a fitness book!
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    BAM
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    Does he even want to pass this exam?
    At least read some books about magic!
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    Consumption of protein within 45 minutes
    of training is the most basic of fundamentals.
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    And he's talking to himself!
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    And who are those guys behind him?
    They're anything but inconspicuous!
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    Are you sure this will work?
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    WHISPER WHISPER
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    Mash can't use magic.
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    You don't trust me and my plans?
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    I made his scar
    indistinguishable from a real one.
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    I'm sure we'll get a kick outta this.
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    Oh, well.
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    Slackers like that
    will fail the exam anyway.
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    NOM NOM
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    I wonder what the exam is like.
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    I have to pass it, no matter
    what it turns out to be.
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    Greetings!
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    Welcome to Easton Magic Academy.
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    I am overseeing today's entrance examination.
    My name is Claude Lucci.
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    The pleasure's all mine.
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    C-Claude Lucci!
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    This year's seventh
    best up-and-coming mage!
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    He's said to have mastered countless
    advanced spells despite his youth!
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    How exhilarating.
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    Praise and worship me even more!
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    It must've been hot
    coming out of the fire like that.
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    I'm definitely going to flunk him!
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    Now, let's start our first exam.
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    Take your seats.
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    Seats?
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    There are no seats!
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    What?
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    - Desks just appeared!
    - Amazing!
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    - Wh-Whoa!
    - I've never seen magic like this!
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    No wonder they have
    high hopes for this professor!
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    You could've just taken us to a room
    that was already set up.
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    I'll kill him.
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    No matter.
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    The acceptance rate
    of this exam is three percent.
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    There's no way
    slackers like him will pass.
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    You have 30 minutes!
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    Now, begin!
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    The test paper...
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    The questions are squirming around?
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    That's right, I have enchanted
    the test papers with my magic.
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    Thus, to pass this exam you need to dispel
    the magic and properly line up the questions.
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    He'll never pull this off.
[05:14] ---
    Why'd I think
    this would work the other day?
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    WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
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    Could you kindly stop moving?
[05:22] ---
    WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
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    Kindly... stop moving.
[05:31] ---
    What?
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    I finished.
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    That guy from earlier...
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    I'm sure it's just
    some random scribbles...
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    It's aligned so perfectly.
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    He's making that boulder float so easily!
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    Whoa! He's running on water!
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    From that point on, Mash...
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    somehow found ways
    to pass the tests.
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    How can a slacker like that
    still be here?
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    That tasteless brat
    who makes a mockery of me...
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    NOM NOM
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    Then I guess I must...
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    This is the next test!
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    Hey, the ground again is...
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    In the next test, you will solve this maze.
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    Of course, this is no ordinary maze.
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    There are various traps set within.
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    You have 30 minutes!
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    Reach the goal by the time limit,
    and you pass!
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    Now, begin!
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    So I have to get to the goal area?
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    Sounds pretty easy.
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    Excuse me!
[06:45] ---
    Can I tag along with you?
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    LEMON IRVINE
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    Why?
[06:51] ---
    Huh? Um...
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    I think it'd be more efficient
    if we worked together.
[06:59] ---
    Makes sense.
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    Th-Thank you very much!
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    I wonder what kind of traps
    will be waiting for us?
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    TP TP TP
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    CLINK
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    FACEPLANT
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    It hurts!
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    IMPS HAVE APPEARED!
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    GATHER GATHER
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    This maze has imps!
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    Please save me!
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    HANDLIKE-SOMETHINGS HAVE APPEARED!
[07:24] ---
    Th-This ground is trying to grab us!
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    Don't leave me behind!
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    Please wait.
[07:38] ---
    Please don't leave me behind!
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    What was that about efficiency?
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    We have to hurry.
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    Levios Cuffus!
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    What are these?
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    I'm sorry I deceived you
    this whole time.
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    There's a certain reason
    I have to keep you away from the goal.
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    What reason?
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    I-I don't want to tell you,
    that's why it's a certain reason!
[08:11] ---
    So I've been deceived?
[08:13] ---
    That's useless.
    Human strength can't break...
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    I'm sorry...
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    but I have my own certain reason, too.
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    Later.
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    STARE...
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    Th-This is bad!
    I have to chase and stop him.
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    Four legs in the morning.
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    Two legs in the afternoon,
    and three legs at night.
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    What is this creature?
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    This is totally
    one of the dangerous ones.
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    It's only a test.
    I'll use my magic and...
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    Answer my riddle.
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    Oh no. My knees gave out.
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    Bad, really bad. This is a riddle?
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    What's the answer?
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    Four legs in the morning,
    two at noon, three at night...
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    Oh, this sucks. I'm panicking
    and I can't think straight!
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    Time's up. Thou shalt be punished.
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    Help...
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    That's not right.
[09:29] ---
    This truly is punishment
    for selfishly deceiving others.
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    I'm so terrible.
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    I'm sorry, Mushroom Head.
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    Such a creature...
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    can't possibly exist.
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    Wh-Why did you bother
    to come back and save me?
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    Well...
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    If your reason was similar to mine,
    I'd kinda feel sorry for you.
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    But it looks like
    we won't make it in time from here.
[10:14] ---
    How do you think
    I came here in an instant?
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    Time is almost up.
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    Multiple traps
    and the guardian of the labyrinth...
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    And the student I recruited to stop him.
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    Since I put in this much effort,
    I'm sure he...
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    Hey, what's with that loud noise?
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    Sounds like something is breaking!
[10:37] ---
    Th-There's no way.
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    These walls are one meter thick
    and are impervious to all magic.
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    The walls!
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    H-He trudged straight outta there!
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    Quite a curious young man.
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    Is that allowed?
    Can he really do that?
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    There's no way he can!
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    That's cheating!
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    Gimme a break!
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    Go home! Go home! Go home!
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    SLUMP
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    I want to go home.
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    That's absurd.
    It's no longer a labyrinth!
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    Indeed.
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    You're supposed to get lost
    in a maze before exiting!
[11:30] ---
    Good point.
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    What is a maze for you?
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    Philosophy.
[11:34] ---
    Go home! Go home! Go home!
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    P-Please stop! It wasn't his fault!
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    Stop it!
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    If you say anything, you'll regret it!
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    I can still reconsider that promise for now.
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    - I was...
    - Hey!
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    I was intentionally getting in his way
    so he wouldn't reach the goal.
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    Professor Lucci asked me to.
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    He told me he would pass me
    if I got in his way.
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    My family is poor, and I desperately
    wanted to be accepted for their sake.
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    But he still saved me,
    and then said to me,
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    BLUSH
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    "Please marry me"!
[12:15] ---
    No, I didn't say that.
[12:17] ---
    I mean...
[12:19] ---
    If you're injured, I can piggyback you.
[12:21] ---
    Huh? Wait, that means...
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    I'm a burden, you know?
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    (EMOTIONAL) BURDEN
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    I don't really mind burdens at all.
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    (PHYSICAL) BURDEN
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    AWWWW
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    Don't be so bashful.
[12:32] ---
    FLUSTER FLUSTER
[12:34] ---
    I know how you really feel.
[12:38] ---
    It was really great. Yeah.
[12:41] ---
    No, I totally didn't say that.
[12:45] ---
    That's right. What about it?
[12:47] ---
    I'm the examiner.
[12:49] ---
    What's bad about trying
    to fail students I don't like?
[12:53] ---
    A cheeky brat and a pauper girl.
[12:56] ---
    I reached out thinking even scum can be
    useful, but you bit the hand that fed you.
[13:02] ---
    Is your stupidity
    inherited from your parents?
[13:05] ---
    No wonder you have a miserable life.
[13:12] ---
    I'm failing you both.
[13:15] ---
    If you want to complain,
    then challenge the decision.
[13:17] ---
    Challenge me,
    a Magus Cum Laude Professor!
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    Of course, that's only if you dare!
[13:29] ---
    That's going too far, Professor.
[13:31] ---
    What?
[13:33] ---
    Wow. He broke that wand.
[13:36] ---
    That's just the type of kid he is, huh?
[13:39] ---
    I kinda feel sorry for him.
[13:41] ---
    Shut up! Why would I even—
[13:43] ---
    Silence!
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    Headmaster Wahlberg.
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    We will now begin the final interviews.
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    From this point on,
    I will take charge of the examination.
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    Headmaster, why are you here?
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    Lucci.
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    See me in my office after this.
[14:05] ---
    A-As you wish.
[14:09] ---
    Now, let's start with our first applicant.
[14:19] ---
    We will now begin the final interview
    for Mash Burnedead.
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    Thank you for having me.
[14:27] ---
    First, let's hear
    why you chose our academy.
[14:38] ---
    To live in peace with my family.
[14:42] ---
    That's not an answer.
[14:44] ---
    What does that mean?
[14:45] ---
    It's fine.
[14:47] ---
    Next question.
[14:49] ---
    Is it true that you saved a girl in the maze test,
    although you didn't have time to?
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    I guess so.
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    What made you do so,
    even by risking to fail the test?
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    I kinda felt like I would regret it.
[15:08] ---
    You seem to be the type
    who acts before thinking.
[15:13] ---
    You never considered
    that the sphinx might be stronger,
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    or that you may not be able
    to break the walls?
[15:22] ---
    Well, even if I considered,
    it still had to be done.
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    Extremely amusing.
[15:30] ---
    But you can only say that because
    you don't understand the ways of the world yet.
[15:36] ---
    Many creatures that are stronger
    than you exist in this world.
[15:41] ---
    If you were to face something
    that overwhelmingly outpowers you,
[15:45] ---
    would you still be able
    to take the same course of action?
[15:51] ---
    Even if you were...
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    facing me?
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    What immense magical power.
[16:06] ---
    And this spell!
[16:12] ---
    What is this?
[16:14] ---
    This is an ancient spell that transfers the soul
    of the target's most cherished one into a doll.
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    SLUMP
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    Gramps?
[16:25] ---
    What's wrong? Gramps! Hey!
[16:28] ---
    Of course, that's not all.
[16:31] ---
    If I were to stab a knife
    into the soulful doll...
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    that being would never return.
[16:44] ---
    Didn't I already tell you?
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    I am immensely more powerful than you.
[16:50] ---
    You can't do anything in your current state.
[16:54] ---
    And in a situation like this,
    what would you...
[17:06] ---
    You can't keep something
    this huge out forever.
[17:11] ---
    This is an endurance contest, right?
[17:19] ---
    Power can be used to harm or to help.
[17:24] ---
    It all depends
    on the wielder of that power.
[17:28] ---
    That is the reason why I put emphasis...
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    on protecting the weak,
    and regulating the strong.
[17:36] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
    One's capacity as a powerful being.
[17:43] ---
    And according to my observations,
    you are a human who possesses that capacity.
[17:58] ---
    My apologies.
[18:00] ---
    I was literally testing you.
[18:03] ---
    I had no intention of that nature.
[18:07] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[18:11] ---
    What is it?
[18:13] ---
    What you asked earlier, Headmaster.
[18:15] ---
    The answer to the question
    "If I had to face the Headmaster..."
[18:21] ---
    If it comes to that,
    I'd knock the stuffing out of you...
[18:23] ---
    with my fist.
[18:27] ---
    What insolence!
[18:28] ---
    Are you insane?
[18:33] ---
    Welcome to Easton Magic Academy.
[18:39] ---
    Are you okay, old man?
[18:41] ---
    Be gentle with me.
[18:43] ---
    And so, a lot of things happened.
[18:46] ---
    But Mash Burnedead passed the entrance exam
    for Easton Magic Academy.
[18:52] ---
    Today, we will be learning one of the most
    basic of spells, the lock-opening spell.
[18:57] ---
    You must imagine opening the lock
    as you infuse it with magic energy.
[19:00] ---
    Opti Ars.
[19:04] ---
    Now, let's actually try it.
[19:10] ---
    Professor. I opened it.
[19:14] ---
    Why you little, that's not...
    That's not it at all, damn it!
[19:19] ---
    This is a magic school, you know?
[19:21] ---
    A place where you learn magic!
[19:23] ---
    Well, I...
[19:26] ---
    I'm not good with magic and the like.
[19:28] ---
    Why are you even here?
[19:31] ---
    Looks like I have a hard path ahead.
[19:33] ---
    Why are you sounding like
    it's not your business?
[19:35] ---
    What kind of nerves do you have?
[19:37] ---
    What's with this year's transfers?
[19:40] ---
    There's someone who's clearly bad news!
[19:43] ---
    God is dead.
[19:45] ---
    Where the hell did that come from?
    Seriously creepy!
[19:45] ---
    I definitely don't want to be around him.
[19:48] ---
    Where are you looking at now?
[19:49] ---
    Listen! Listen to what others have to say!
[19:55] ---
    Since this is a boarding school...
[19:57] ---
    I really don't want to be roommates
    with people like that.
[20:01] ---
    Let's see, my room...
[20:05] ---
    Huh, wait...
[20:06] ---
    The door...
[20:14] ---
    I'm Finn Ames.
    Nice to be rooming with you.
[20:17] ---
    FINN AMES
[20:20] ---
    I'm Mash Burnedead.
[20:22] ---
    I don't really know a lot, so I might
    cause trouble, but it's nice to room with you.
[20:27] ---
    Huh? He's surprisingly normal?
[20:30] ---
    And this is Kevin.
[20:33] ---
    This one's Mike.
[20:35] ---
    This guy names his muscles! Freaky!
    And when did he change clothes?
[20:35] ---
    Down here are Tom and Kim.
    Over here are Yamada, Koji, and Satomi.
[20:41] ---
    W-Well, you can ask me
    anything you don't know.
[20:45] ---
    The dorm pairs up transfers and continuing
    students together as roommates.
[20:50] ---
    It's customary to help each other out.
[20:53] ---
    I see.
[20:54] ---
    Be nice for now.
[20:56] ---
    Nice, and distant.
[20:58] ---
    This is for a peaceful school life.
[21:02] ---
    Can I ask you one thing?
[21:03] ---
    Sure.
[21:04] ---
    How do you get to be
    the academy's "Divine Visionary"?
[21:08] ---
    Oh, a Divine Visionary?
[21:11] ---
    You have to collect gold coins.
[21:13] ---
    Tests, coursework, extracurriculars, school life.
    We're evaluated on everything.
[21:18] ---
    Based on the evaluations, you're given
    coins of gold, silver, or bronze.
[21:23] ---
    Regardless of coins earned,
[21:25] ---
    if you can't keep your grades up
    each semester, you'll be expelled.
[21:30] ---
    I had a vague feeling,
    but this is really brutal.
[21:35] ---
    Looks like he'll be expelled real quick.
[21:37] ---
    So that's why we're all desperate.
[21:39] ---
    Including me, of course.
[21:41] ---
    Best of luck to you, too.
[21:43] ---
    Finn made sure not to say,
    "Let's do our best together."
[21:47] ---
    You're a great guy.
[21:49] ---
    And Mash was very simple.
[21:52] ---
    You want a cream puff?
[21:54] ---
    Huh? Where did you pull those out of?
[21:56] ---
    I'll take one, though.
[21:59] ---
    Will Mash with no magical powers
    really be able to become the Divine Visionary?
[22:00] ---
    NOM NOM
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    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE BALEFUL BULLY
    

Season 1

E3 - Mash Burnedead and the Baleful Bully

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    Mash's life in a magic school to become
    a Divine Visionary has begun.
[00:06] ---
    Although he can't use magic.
[00:09] ---
    Although he can't use magic!
SIGN    NOM NOM
[00:12] ---
    Finn, can you lend me
    a broom for tomorrow's class?
[00:17] ---
    I actually brought a burdock,
    thinking it was a broom.
[00:20] ---
    Burdock? You thought
    a burdock was a broom?
[00:23] ---
    Accidentally.
[00:25] ---
    Accidentally?
[00:27] ---
    Okay. I'll lend you one.
[00:29] ---
    I knew you were a great guy.
[02:04] ---
    Today, you will learn how to ride a broom.
[02:08] ---
    Channel magic energy into the broom
    and command it with the word "fly."
[02:12] ---
    Then straddle it and regulate the magic
    to keep it afloat.
[02:16] ---
    Now, begin.
[02:18] ---
    - Fly.
    - Fly!
[02:23] ---
    Pops. I'll become number one
    and restore our peaceful life.
[02:30] ---
    Okay.
[02:33] ---
    Fly.
SIGN    SILENCE...
[02:36] ---
    Fly.
[02:38] ---
    Fly.
[02:39] ---
    Fl...
[02:43] ---
    Fair enough.
[02:44] ---
    Come on now,
    you can't even get a broom to float?
[02:48] ---
    Looks like one of us needs the remedial class.
[02:51] ---
    You're slowing the rest of us down.
[03:00] ---
    Fly.
[03:04] ---
    Th-That's cheating, you worm.
[03:07] ---
    Quit acting innocent.
    It flew up before you commanded it.
[03:13] ---
    Why you...
[03:14] ---
    Now, how fast can your broom go?
[03:17] ---
    We will now begin the timed trials.
[03:20] ---
    Perfect timing. How about a little race?
[03:24] ---
    Loser has to obey the winner
    for as long as we're here. Up for it?
[03:30] ---
    Sure.
[03:35] ---
    Idiot.
[03:36] ---
    Unlike transfers, I've been riding brooms
    since middle school.
[03:42] ---
    There's no way I'd lose
    to someone like you.
[03:45] ---
    Prepare to get swept.
[03:48] ---
    That student...
    It's the class clown from yesterday.
[03:53] ---
    Can he even ride a broom?
[03:55] ---
    All right, on your marks.
[03:57] ---
    Ready... go.
[04:02] ---
    What the...
[04:04] ---
    What the heck did I just witness?
[04:07] ---
    No!
[04:08] ---
    What incredible speed! A new world record
    has been set! A world record!
[04:13] ---
    What just happened?
[04:15] ---
    Didja see that?
[04:16] ---
    I have no clue.
[04:20] ---
    I got a good look.
[04:23] ---
    As soon as she said "start,"
    he chucked the broom.
[04:25] ---
    Then he immediately
    jumped out towards the broom.
[04:29] ---
    He used air resistance to decrease
    his speed, closed the gap to it,
[04:33] ---
    and mounted it in midair.
[04:36] ---
    How is that even possible?
[04:38] ---
    You must have cheated.
    There's no way that happened!
[04:41] ---
    Can't face the facts, huh?
    I feel kinda bad for you.
[04:45] ---
    Why you...
[04:46] ---
    It's okay. I'll drop the bet, too.
    I feel sorry for you.
[04:51] ---
    You mocking m...
[04:55] ---
    Hey, now. Let's not make a scene.
[04:58] ---
    Sorry. My apologies for his rudeness.
[05:01] ---
    This guy here is my friend.
[05:03] ---
    Huh. Well, okay.
[05:06] ---
    Uh-oh. Cavill's talking to him?
[05:08] ---
    He's totally the target now.
[05:10] ---
    We'd better stay out of it.
[05:12] ---
    He's the first victim in high school.
[05:14] ---
    Anyway, what you did earlier
    really caught my attention.
[05:18] ---
    Would you like to be friends with me?
[05:20] ---
    Huh.
[05:21] ---
    I'm Lloyd Cavill. Nice to meet you.
SIGN    LLOYD CAVILL
[05:27] ---
    Spud Cabbage?
SIGN    SILENCE...
[05:35] ---
    Excuse me, what are you all doing?
    We're in the middle of class.
[05:39] ---
    Oh, whoops.
[05:42] ---
    You're pretty funny. You should
    come here again after school.
[05:47] ---
    I'll be waiting.
[05:50] ---
    Huh.
[05:53] ---
    Middle of class...
[05:55] ---
    As for you... Why'd you have to go
    and lose like that?
[05:59] ---
    That was pretty pathetic, you know?
[06:01] ---
    You got made fun of instead.
[06:06] ---
    What a loser you are.
[06:09] ---
    You just couldn't follow simple orders.
[06:13] ---
    I simply told you
    to go mess with him.
[06:19] ---
    Oh, well.
[06:21] ---
    At least I found a good toy.
[06:25] ---
    Who was that guy?
[06:27] ---
    Cavill is a continuing student
    from the middle school division, like me.
[06:31] ---
    So why is everyone afraid of him?
[06:36] ---
    That's because...
[06:40] ---
    Because he's the son of a high-ranking member
    at the Bureau of Magic.
[06:45] ---
    Even you must know that the Bureau of Magic
    is absolute in this realm.
[06:50] ---
    O-Of course, I know that.
[06:54] ---
    Well, simply put, if you
    stand against him, you get expelled.
[07:01] ---
    The vice principal seems to have
    close ties with his family.
[07:04] ---
    Get on their bad side,
    and they'll force you to drop out.
[07:08] ---
    As a continuing student, I saw it happen
    too many times since middle school.
[07:13] ---
    For some, the torment
    doesn't end after dropping out either.
[07:17] ---
    That's why everyone obeys him.
[07:21] ---
    They're scared.
[07:25] ---
    It's after school.
[07:31] ---
    It's fun to make some
    on your own every so often.
[07:38] ---
    I wish Pops could taste
    these cream puffs, too.
[07:42] ---
    Well, the choice is yours.
[07:44] ---
    Spend the rest of your life
    being hunted down,
[07:47] ---
    or brace yourself to die
    and try turning the tables.
[07:51] ---
    I have to become the top student
    in this academy no matter what.
[07:58] ---
    I feel like I'm forgetting something.
SIGN    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[08:02] ---
    Oh, well.
[08:03] ---
    Mash ticked off someone
    who you really shouldn't cross.
[08:08] ---
    The next day.
[08:10] ---
    The next class is Potions, so...
[08:16] ---
    Oh no.
[08:18] ---
    My textbook is falling apart.
[08:26] ---
    Hello.
[08:29] ---
    You didn't show up yesterday.
    What were you doing?
SIGN    BWA-BWA-BWA
[08:33] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[08:35] ---
    I was making some cream puffs.
[08:41] ---
    Anyway, I heard you're aiming
    to be the Divine Visionary.
[08:45] ---
    I'm good friends with the vice principal,
    so I have some connections.
[08:49] ---
    If you do what I tell you, I could put in
    a good word for you. What do you say?
[08:55] ---
    Really? Whoopee. I'll do it.
[08:58] ---
    But why so suddenly?
[09:00] ---
    Well, you seem like a fun person,
    and I want to help out.
[09:04] ---
    But it'd be weird to have
    no strings attached, right?
[09:07] ---
    Good point.
[09:08] ---
    So, for starters, carry these for us.
[09:12] ---
    'Kay.
[09:13] ---
    Ugh, my shoes are dirty. Wipe them for me.
[09:16] ---
    'Kay.
[09:17] ---
    - Gimme a drink.
    - 'Kay.
[09:19] ---
    - Massage my shoulders.
    - 'Kay.
[09:20] ---
    - Do something funny.
    - ‘Kay.
[09:23] ---
    'Kay.
[09:26] ---
    Next class is, let's see...
[09:32] ---
    Another textbook torn up.
[09:34] ---
    Finn, can you show me your textbook?
[09:38] ---
    S-Sorry. Ask someone else to...
[09:44] ---
    Thanks.
[09:45] ---
    Um, I said no...
SIGN    BWA-BWA-BWA
[09:48] ---
    You're a real lifesaver.
[09:51] ---
    And thanks for the broom yesterday.
[09:53] ---
    These cream puffs are my thanks.
[09:55] ---
    Uh, okay.
[09:59] ---
    But I really am glad.
[10:03] ---
    To have a great guy like you for a friend.
[10:10] ---
    Yeah.
[10:11] ---
    Wow, you're such a great guy.
[10:14] ---
    I'm totally in your debt. You're a lifesaver.
[10:17] ---
    Don't even mention it.
    You've been a big help.
[10:29] ---
    Sorry, sorry. I spilled some.
    Clean it up, will you?
[10:34] ---
    Hm? What's wrong?
[10:36] ---
    You will do it, won't you?
[10:40] ---
    So Potions is up next.
[10:43] ---
    I really don't like that teacher.
[10:46] ---
    Maybe I'll have
    the vice principal have them fired.
[10:49] ---
    Ain't that a little extreme?
[10:55] ---
    It's so clean it sparkles.
[11:01] ---
    Oh.
[11:03] ---
    I can't believe he does whatever we say.
[11:06] ---
    Maybe he'll catch on soon?
[11:08] ---
    I'm getting bored of textbooks.
[11:10] ---
    Next, I want you to burn his clothes.
[11:13] ---
    Got that, Finn?
[11:15] ---
    If you go that far,
    maybe he'll quit school on his own?
[11:19] ---
    I can't do this anymore.
[11:21] ---
    What was that?
    I didn't quite hear you. Say it again.
[11:27] ---
    I said...
[11:28] ---
    I can't do this anymore.
[11:34] ---
    I see.
[11:40] ---
    You've made a mistake.
[11:42] ---
    When you make a mistake,
    you drop down and beg for forgiveness.
[11:49] ---
    Where did Finn go?
[11:52] ---
    I accidentally
    took his textbook with me.
[11:57] ---
    What's that sound?
[12:08] ---
    M-Mash.
[12:11] ---
    If it isn't Mash.
[12:15] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:17] ---
    Getting an apology.
[12:19] ---
    Because he got a bit ahead of himself.
[12:26] ---
    Are you okay, Finn?
[12:29] ---
    Yeah.
[12:30] ---
    But you're bleeding.
[12:32] ---
    That doesn't matter right now, Mash.
[12:38] ---
    I-It was me.
[12:42] ---
    The one who ruined your textbooks...
    It was me.
[12:47] ---
    I was ordered to.
[12:49] ---
    I was too scared to disobey.
[12:51] ---
    But you kept saying I was a great guy.
[12:55] ---
    You called me your friend, but...
[12:58] ---
    Still, I did horrible things to you.
[13:02] ---
    So I just... I needed to apologize to you.
[13:05] ---
    I'm so very sorry. Sorry.
[13:10] ---
    If only you'd honestly
    apologized to me like that...
[13:14] ---
    Oh, by the way, I'm about
    to dine with the vice principal.
[13:19] ---
    Care to join us, Mash?
[13:21] ---
    You can leave that dirty little lackey here.
[13:24] ---
    I've been dying to introduce you.
[13:28] ---
    You might never get a chance like this again.
[13:31] ---
    Especially if you keep company
    with someone who only apologizes, like him.
[13:41] ---
    You're the one who should apologize.
[13:50] ---
    You're the one who should apologize.
[13:53] ---
    Wut?
[13:54] ---
    Double wut?
[13:58] ---
    Th-That'll get you expelled.
[14:04] ---
    Is that a big deal?
[14:07] ---
    Mash.
[14:10] ---
    Oh.
[14:12] ---
    Maybe it is a big deal.
SIGN    DAWN
[14:17] ---
    I might've done something bad.
[14:19] ---
    Yes, that's right.
    You have done something bad.
[14:23] ---
    V-Vice Principal Farman.
SIGN    FARMAN CREGOS
[14:28] ---
    What are you doing here?
[14:30] ---
    This young boy's father
    entrusted me with his son.
[14:35] ---
    I witnessed the entire incident.
[14:38] ---
    If you witnessed the whole thing, then—
[14:40] ---
    This was a violent attack on a student.
[14:43] ---
    Finn Ames and Mash Burnedead.
[14:45] ---
    We will hold a school conference
    regarding your roles in this incident.
[14:49] ---
    Huh?
[14:50] ---
    Surely you can see why
    if you think about it.
[14:53] ---
    You two and he are of different status.
[14:57] ---
    Different social status
    means different treatment.
[14:59] ---
    Are you too ignorant
    to figure that out, you idiot?
[15:02] ---
    Then, I will enlighten you idiots.
[15:05] ---
    This is how the world operates.
[15:07] ---
    SMASSSH
[15:10] ---
    The vice principal.
[15:11] ---
    Not him too.
[15:16] ---
    He didn't seem that open to reason,
    so I couldn't help it.
[15:20] ---
    But really, after one, what's one more?
[15:22] ---
    That's serial killer logic!
[15:25] ---
    You assaulted me.
[15:27] ---
    I can expel ordinary students
    like you at any time.
[15:33] ---
    Lepios Oga.
[15:38] ---
    What is this?
[15:40] ---
    Dirt?
[15:43] ---
    Wha...
[15:48] ---
    What... Sto...
[15:50] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[15:54] ---
    Burying you.
[15:55] ---
    And you think you can get away with this?
[15:58] ---
    - I can have you—
    - Just like...
[16:00] ---
    you can expel me at any time,
[16:04] ---
    I can bury you at any time.
[16:07] ---
    Throw me in prison. Or cut my body in two.
    Even if I have to crawl over, I will bury you.
[16:16] ---
    Wait... Stop... Cut it out!
SIGN    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[16:19] ---
    I'm serious! Stop!
SIGN    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[16:22] ---
    Stop it. No!
[16:29] ---
    I assume you know why
    you were summoned here?
[16:34] ---
    Because I made cream puffs
    in the dorm kitchen without asking.
[16:37] ---
    Completely wrong.
[16:41] ---
    You punched young Cavill,
    and buried the vice principal.
SIGN    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[16:46] ---
    This issue was seen as a problem
    over at the Bureau of Magic.
[16:51] ---
    Here. I have a notice from the Bureau of Magic
    to expel you immediately.
[16:57] ---
    The Bureau of Magic
    is this country's highest legal authority.
[17:01] ---
    It's no stretch to say they control this country.
[17:04] ---
    At the core of their organization
    are the Divine Visionaries.
[17:08] ---
    This academy furnishes the Bureau
    with those qualified to become Divine Visionaries.
[17:14] ---
    As I'm sure you're aware, young Cavill
    is a high-ranking member's son of the Bureau.
[17:21] ---
    In other words...
[17:22] ---
    You have done something unforgivable.
[17:32] ---
    However...
[17:34] ---
    What is even more unforgivable is a world
    where the caring are at a disadvantage.
[17:41] ---
    I've been concerned
    by the current state of things in this world.
[17:45] ---
    Which is why I took
    this position several years ago.
[17:49] ---
    Currently the world turns with authority,
    power, and the self-serving at its center.
[17:55] ---
    We have frighteningly few people like you,
    who sacrifice themselves and act.
[18:01] ---
    The Divine Visionaries who lead
    the Bureau of Magic have a role.
[18:05] ---
    That role is to carefully consider
    what the people desire.
[18:09] ---
    That is why I sincerely hope that someday,
    someone like you will become a Divine Visionary.
[18:17] ---
    No need to tell me. I already plan to.
[18:21] ---
    Wonderful. That's the spirit.
[18:24] ---
    Allow me to explain how you will do that.
[18:28] ---
    'Kay.
[18:29] ---
    To be chosen as a Divine Visionary,
    you must be the top student at this academy.
[18:34] ---
    That requires gathering enough coins
    through schoolwork and activities.
[18:40] ---
    There are three types of coins.
    Gold, silver, and bronze.
[18:43] ---
    The type of coin you receive
    is further differentiated by task.
[18:47] ---
    It is tradition that every year, those who have
    a certain number of gold coins... Huh?
[18:53] ---
    He's passed out.
[18:56] ---
    I overloaded him with information
    to the point of unconsciousness.
[18:59] ---
    Mash. Mash!
[19:03] ---
    I'm sorry. I was overloaded with information,
    so I couldn't help it.
[19:07] ---
    Sorry. Let me condense it for you.
[19:11] ---
    Earn high marks in your classes and school activities.
    And acquire as many coins as possible.
[19:18] ---
    I will handle the vice principal
    and the Bureau of Magic.
[19:23] ---
    Do you understand, Mash?
[19:25] ---
    I am counting on you.
[19:27] ---
    'Kay.
[19:29] ---
    Then I'll be going now.
[19:33] ---
    There is one more problem
    you will eventually have to face.
[19:40] ---
    But I have faith in you.
[19:43] ---
    That you can overcome it.
[19:48] ---
    And thus, Mash ended up
    with no punishment.
[19:51] ---
    However, by defeating
    the infamous Cavill and vice principal,
[19:55] ---
    he became someone who was acknowledged
    by the other students.
[20:00] ---
    When making cream puffs, it's all about
    preventing the batter from cooling.
[20:04] ---
    Uh, wow, I see.
[20:06] ---
    You there, with the mushroom head!
[20:08] ---
    How would you like to represent
    Adler dorm in a Duelo match?
[20:12] ---
    And let's burn out together
    in this fire that we call life!
[20:15] ---
    TOM KNOWLES
[20:19] ---
    It's Lord Tom,
    last year's Duelo MVP of the year.
[20:22] ---
    He's such a sportsman that his stuffiness
    actually works well for him.
[20:25] ---
    And what's with that guy with that hairdo?
    Totally a fungus.
[20:29] ---
    Bet he collects pill bugs at home.
[20:33] ---
    So, what is Duelo?
[20:35] ---
    And what's this fire that we call life?
[20:37] ---
    We compete using our brooms.
[20:39] ---
    It's the number one sport in the Magic Realm.
[20:42] ---
    A first-year playing Duelo? That's amazing.
[20:45] ---
    But I can't ride a broom.
[20:48] ---
    Don't be modest.
    You blew everyone away in class.
[20:52] ---
    Why are you shouting? Also, I said...
[20:55] ---
    The game's tomorrow.
    We're counting on you.
[20:59] ---
    But I...
[21:00] ---
    Shoot for the stars. Even if you miss,
    you'll land among your dreams.
[21:03] ---
    This guy's denser than I am.
[21:10] ---
    Hey, I'm counting on you.
[21:12] ---
    I heard you got a new world record?
[21:14] ---
    Today's game is gonna be a piece of cake.
[21:16] ---
    Let's give it our all.
[21:18] ---
    But I can't ride brooms.
[21:23] ---
    The first Duelo match this season
    is Adler dorm vs. Lang dorm.
[21:27] ---
    Which team will win this match
    and earn silver coins?
[21:35] ---
    Go for it!
[21:38] ---
    What's with him?
[21:39] ---
    It's like he's not even trying to fly.
[21:42] ---
    Well, I said I can't ride brooms, so...
[21:46] ---
    If you don't wanna be here, then go home!
[21:49] ---
    - Stop screwing around!
    - Go home already!
[21:53] ---
    I want to go home.
[21:54] ---
    If you go home, you won't be able
    to become a Divine Visionary.
[21:57] ---
    In order to regain your peaceful life
    with Pops, fly. You have to fly, Mash.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE CHALLENGING MAGIC USER

Season 1

E4 - Mash Burnedead and the Challenging Magic User

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[00:08] ---
    Mash was chosen as a player for Duelo,
    an aerial magic sport using brooms.
[00:23] ---
    However, he can't use magic,
    so he couldn't fly.
[00:28] ---
    I want to go home.
[00:30] ---
    Yeah, you should.
[02:02] ---
    What are you doing? Get flying already!
[02:05] ---
    Is this match rigged?
[02:07] ---
    Mash, you need to start flying soon.
[02:09] ---
    What's wrong, Mash?
[02:12] ---
    Hey, Mash.
[02:14] ---
    Oh, Captain.
[02:16] ---
    Are you glistening in the fire called life?
    Is your heart throbbing?
SIGN    LIFE?
[02:21] ---
    I don't get it.
[02:22] ---
    You swore that we would be number one!
[02:25] ---
    I didn't.
[02:26] ---
    Don't be complacent!
[02:28] ---
    I'm not.
[02:30] ---
    Mash! Remember the mighty bamboo!
[02:32] ---
    Bamboo?
[02:33] ---
    Bamboo can survive any climate!
    They're strong and supple!
[02:38] ---
    That's what you're lacking right now!
    And it’s bamboo!
[02:41] ---
    - Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo. Bamboo it!
    - This guy has to be high.
[02:46] ---
    Oh, right. I haven't told you
    the rules for Duelo yet.
[02:50] ---
    It's pretty simple.
[02:51] ---
    We fight over control of the ball midair.
    Pass it through that ring for a point.
SIGN    ADLER DORM
SIGN    LANG DORM
[02:57] ---
    Wait, they scored another point?
[03:00] ---
    Magic is forbidden.
[03:02] ---
    This sport is all about your broom technique.
[03:05] ---
    Bamboo that can't fly are just shoots!
[03:08] ---
    He doesn't think at all
    before he speaks.
[03:13] ---
    This goes without saying,
    but I put everything into Duelo.
[03:19] ---
    That's why I recruited you.
[03:24] ---
    I'm heading back out there.
[03:26] ---
    It's all up to you now.
[03:37] ---
    Lord Tom, last year's
    Duelo MVP of the year is...
[03:40] ---
    Lord Tom, the sportsman whose
    stuffiness actually works well is...
[03:44] ---
    Oops, sorry. That was an accident.
[03:49] ---
    Captain...
[03:53] ---
    An additional point for Lang dorm!
[03:55] ---
    They have a 40 point lead
    against Adler dorm!
[03:59] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:00] ---
    Sorry. I think I broke a bone.
[04:04] ---
    Wh-Where's your sense of sportsmanship?
[04:07] ---
    Huh?
[04:08] ---
    Sportsmanship is nonsense.
[04:11] ---
    All that matters is winning.
[04:15] ---
    Keep huddling, wusses!
[04:22] ---
    How pathetic.
[04:23] ---
    There isn't much time left.
[04:25] ---
    And they've got a huge lead.
[04:28] ---
    But Mash, I just want you to know...
[04:32] ---
    Winning isn't what matters!
[04:34] ---
    What matters is
    whether you gave it your all!
[04:41] ---
    Another point for Lang dorm!
[04:43] ---
    Will this lead be impossible to diminish?
[04:46] ---
    With two down, it's only natural we win.
[04:53] ---
    Mash...
[05:01] ---
    He flew!
[05:02] ---
    H-Hey! Look, he's stopped in midair!
[05:06] ---
    You're kidding me!
[05:07] ---
    He was able to fly?
SIGN    WSHCK WSHCK WSHCK
[05:13] ---
    He's sure kicking his legs a lot.
[05:17] ---
    Time for a thrashing.
[05:20] ---
    Hey, pass it here!
[05:22] ---
    S-Sure.
[05:25] ---
    Hey, he's got the ball.
[05:28] ---
    What's he gonna do from that distance?
[05:30] ---
    Is he joking?
[05:33] ---
    He can't even ride a broom.
    What makes him think...
[05:38] ---
    I'll take that from ya, you nobody!
[05:54] ---
    Adler dorm scores!
[05:55] ---
    What an amazing shot!
[05:57] ---
    They're still down 49 points,
    and time's nearly up!
[06:01] ---
    Wait! Look at that! The ball!
SIGN    BWING
[06:07] ---
    What!?
[06:17] ---
    What unnaturally strong fingers!
    That curve-ball was out of this world!
SIGN    WUB CATCH WUB CATCH WUB CATCH
[06:46] ---
    No way.
[06:48] ---
    What the...
[06:49] ---
    Freaky.
[06:50] ---
    But that score...
[06:53] ---
    It's undeniable.
[06:55] ---
    The winner of the first Duelo match
    for this season is Adler dorm!
[07:01] ---
    Not bad for looking like a fungus!
[07:04] ---
    Sorry for telling you to go home!
[07:05] ---
    Totes sorry for throwing garbage at you!
[07:06] ---
    Mash and the Adler dorm team
    scored a record-high
[07:11] ---
    and were given silver coins.
[07:15] ---
    What's with this shape?
[07:18] ---
    Wow, that was an amazing game!
[07:20] ---
    And you got a silver coin
    so soon after transferring here.
[07:23] ---
    Thanks, but I’m never doing that again.
[07:25] ---
    Hey, Mash!
[07:28] ---
    It's Lord Tom!
[07:29] ---
    Huh? What? What's going on?
SIGN    BWAAAAAAAH
[07:33] ---
    Thank you!
[07:34] ---
    You turned into one great bamboo!
[07:37] ---
    I don't really get along with this type.
    At all.
[07:37] ---
    You really grew there, bamboo!
    You overshot me, bamboo! Did you feel it?
[07:43] ---
    First-year student Mash,
[07:45] ---
    the key player of the game
    who broke the record for game score,
[07:50] ---
    said in his interview he credits his success
    to his upperclassman's exuberant encouragement.
[07:56] ---
    Quite a humble answer
    despite such a great record.
[08:00] ---
    The one from the entrance exams.
[08:06] ---
    He risked failing for a complete stranger.
[08:12] ---
    What naivete.
[08:17] ---
    He'll be next.
[08:23] ---
    And the next day.
[08:25] ---
    Mash, it's time for Duelo practice!
[08:28] ---
    Shoot for the stars! Even if you miss,
    you'll land among your dreams!
[08:32] ---
    Mash, I heard you have trouble studying,
    so let's study together!
[08:37] ---
    You swore to me
    that we'd take the top together!
[08:39] ---
    I didn't.
[08:40] ---
    I have Potions, Magic History,
    Enchantment, Divination, and...
[08:45] ---
    Way too much.
[08:46] ---
    Don't be complacent!
[08:47] ---
    We are bamboo. Bamboo!
[08:49] ---
    And you have to properly study
    Magical Creatures and Dark Arts as well.
[08:54] ---
    What's important is bamboo!
    You'll land among your dreams with bamboo!
[08:56] ---
    Finn, help me.
[09:00] ---
    Traitor.
[09:02] ---
    That head of yours is not
    a mushroom, but a bamboo!
[09:04] ---
    You seem to be having fun.
[09:08] ---
    Mind if I join?
SIGN    LANCE CROWN
[09:12] ---
    This guy...
[09:13] ---
    He has two marks.
    I've never seen him before.
[09:17] ---
    Could he be a first year?
[09:18] ---
    That's Lance Crown.
    He ranked first in the entrance exams.
[09:22] ---
    Seeing him up close, he's a total hottie.
[09:26] ---
    No, I can't!
    I've given my heart to someone else.
[09:31] ---
    No, it's not fun.
[09:33] ---
    I see. Then let's do something
    that is fun.
[09:37] ---
    Something fun?
[09:40] ---
    Hide and seek?
[09:41] ---
    Definitely not hide and seek!
[09:44] ---
    This bottle is a special magical tool.
[09:48] ---
    It's quite ancient.
[09:56] ---
    But as you can see,
    it's capable of trapping people.
[09:58] ---
    - What's this?
    - What in the world?
[10:00] ---
    Stuck in a small space with two guys
    has compliance issues!
[10:04] ---
    If you want it back,
    come to the forest next to the owl hut.
[10:09] ---
    I'll be waiting.
[10:23] ---
    What's this about?
[10:24] ---
    Call it a bet.
[10:25] ---
    You're after them too, aren't you?
    These coins?
[10:29] ---
    A silver coin?
    And he's got two of them!
[10:32] ---
    I thought only a select number
    of upperclassmen had them!
[10:36] ---
    And the lines on your mark reveal
    the amount of magic power you currently have.
[10:42] ---
    This guy is really bad news!
[10:48] ---
    Single-line magic users.
[10:51] ---
    A term used to specify those
    with just one mark on their face.
[10:55] ---
    The majority of people in this world
    are single-line magic users.
[11:00] ---
    But there are rare exceptions
    with multiple marks.
[11:06] ---
    Double-line magic users.
[11:08] ---
    They exist in this realm
    at a rate of one in 100,000.
[11:13] ---
    They're considered chosen
    by magic itself.
[11:16] ---
    We'll bet each other's silver coin in a match.
[11:20] ---
    We'll go until the loser
    can no longer continue or gives up.
[11:24] ---
    Any other duel involving magic
    is considered taboo in this school.
[11:29] ---
    Not that you have
    any choice but to accept.
[11:32] ---
    Not as long as I hold this, that is.
[11:37] ---
    And judging by your personality, the fact that
    I even possess this plays to my favor.
[11:44] ---
    Not that I need the handicap.
    It's easy enough to tell who would win.
[11:49] ---
    During the entrance exams,
    you were too soft.
[11:53] ---
    You prioritized someone else
    over your own goals.
[11:58] ---
    I could never lose
    against a slacker like that.
[12:03] ---
    Don't do it, Mash! He's dangerous!
[12:03] ---
    It's over. My life is going to end!
[12:05] ---
    That's right!
    I've got a bad feeling about him!
[12:09] ---
    What's wrong? Too scared to respond?
[12:12] ---
    No. Enough of that.
    Hurry up and get on with it.
[12:18] ---
    At least you've got spirit.
[12:23] ---
    But first, let's make things a bit easier.
[12:28] ---
    Graviole.
[12:35] ---
    I wonder if Mash is doing okay.
[12:39] ---
    I'm worried.
[12:41] ---
    What?
[12:41] ---
    No, I'm talking about my profits.
[12:45] ---
    I-I see.
[12:51] ---
    Wh-Wha...
[12:53] ---
    What the hell is this?
[13:02] ---
    This makes things easier.
[13:06] ---
    Flashy performances...
[13:09] ---
    are unnecessary!
[13:11] ---
    Trying to win against me without magic?
[13:14] ---
    Graviole.
[13:18] ---
    Mash!
[13:20] ---
    Are you being serious?
[13:22] ---
    You're acting so half-heartedly.
[13:24] ---
    Do you have any aspirations at all?
    Of course you don't.
[13:29] ---
    And yet, you possess a silver coin.
[13:34] ---
    I don't need anyone
    encroaching on my playing field.
[13:39] ---
    I'll be the last one standing. Nobody else.
[13:43] ---
    Scum like you can spend your lives
    rolling across the ground.
[13:51] ---
    Trying to stand is futile.
[13:53] ---
    No human can withstand this gravity.
[14:00] ---
    I can do enough without standing.
[14:08] ---
    The earth split?
[14:10] ---
    Roots?
[14:15] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[14:18] ---
    Huh?
[14:20] ---
    Do you actually like
    rolling on the ground, too?
[14:31] ---
    Graviole!
[14:39] ---
    He's faster than earlier!
[14:50] ---
    What's this?
[14:57] ---
    L-L-Lolicon. He's a lolicon.
SIGN    PANIC PANIC
[15:04] ---
    I-I have to call the police.
    He's a criminal.
[15:07] ---
    I'm not.
[15:09] ---
    So, you're aiming to be one?
[15:10] ---
    I said I'm not.
[15:13] ---
    I don't have a Lolita complex.
[15:17] ---
    I have a sister complex.
[15:21] ---
    And that makes it better?
[15:22] ---
    Give it back.
[15:23] ---
    Oh. Okay.
[15:27] ---
    Let me ask you, Mushroom Head.
[15:29] ---
    What's the most precious thing
    in this world?
[15:33] ---
    Huh? You're putting me on the spot here.
[15:37] ---
    - Cream pu—
    - Wrong.
[15:40] ---
    - Human life.
    - Wrong.
[15:43] ---
    - Love.
    - Wrong.
[15:44] ---
    - Freedom.
    - Wrong.
[15:48] ---
    - Cream pu—
    - Wrong!
[15:49] ---
    Wrong, wrong!
[15:51] ---
    Why can't you answer immediately?
[15:53] ---
    One plus one is two.
    Yellow and blue makes green.
[15:56] ---
    The answers are obvious.
[15:59] ---
    So, what is the most precious thing
    in this world?
[16:03] ---
    My little sister.
[16:07] ---
    Everyone's got different priorities,
    don't they?
[16:11] ---
    I am completely disgusted.
[16:13] ---
    This world is full of idiots.
[16:17] ---
    Creepy.
[16:25] ---
    I'm going to drop this bottle off the cliff.
[16:28] ---
    Then, I'll speed up its fall with my magic.
[16:31] ---
    What!?
[16:32] ---
    You'll try to grab the bottle
    to save your friends.
[16:37] ---
    And that's when I'll attack you. Sorry.
[16:43] ---
    I can become endlessly demonic
    for my little sister's sake.
[16:48] ---
    Endlessly.
[16:49] ---
    Big brother!
[16:51] ---
    You got in another fight, didn't you?
[16:53] ---
    I didn't.
[16:54] ---
    That's definitely a lie!
[16:55] ---
    Here. Sit down so I can heal you.
[17:00] ---
    So why'd you get into a fight?
[17:02] ---
    I tripped and had a nasty fall.
[17:03] ---
    See, a lie!
[17:05] ---
    You're such a bad liar!
[17:07] ---
    I bet you're not even trying!
[17:10] ---
    I am.
[17:13] ---
    I heard you saved a kid
    who was being bullied.
[17:19] ---
    That's why they took note of you,
    and you come back injured like this, right?
[17:25] ---
    Geez.
[17:27] ---
    But I love how you're clumsy
    but kind like that.
[17:36] ---
    I see.
[17:38] ---
    Geez, stop moving! I can't heal you!
[17:43] ---
    Sorry.
[17:46] ---
    Anna. Anna!
[17:55] ---
    Anna.
[17:57] ---
    Apparently it's an incurable disease that
    will strip her of her mark and magical power.
[18:01] ---
    The doctor says she has five years at best.
[18:05] ---
    Five years.
[18:07] ---
    If she loses her magic, we'll have to
    hand her over to the government.
[18:12] ---
    But if we do that, Anna will...
[18:15] ---
    I'm afraid we'll have no choice.
[18:17] ---
    Oh, why was a child like this
    born from our blood.
[18:22] ---
    This is for your sake as well, Lance.
[18:26] ---
    No way. How can I accept
    something so cruel?
[18:31] ---
    My little sister didn't do anything!
[18:35] ---
    Don't touch me!
    You guys aren't our parents anymore!
[18:40] ---
    Anna. Anna, I'll make sure...
[18:44] ---
    The Bureau of Magic
    made this rotten system.
[18:49] ---
    I'll become a Divine Visionary
    and make sure to save you!
[18:58] ---
    For your sake, Anna, I'll become...
[19:06] ---
    Graviole!
[19:10] ---
    What will you do, Mushroom Head?
[19:20] ---
    Hamstring Magic.
[19:22] ---
    Hamstring Magic?
    I've never heard of any spells like that!
[19:27] ---
    Besides, he's in...
[19:30] ---
    Big Bang Dash.
[19:34] ---
    ...starting position?
[19:37] ---
    The choice of losing,
    and the choice of not rescuing.
[19:41] ---
    Neither exist for me.
[19:55] ---
    Did he really run down the cliff, catch the bottle,
    and come back up in this one instant?
[20:00] ---
    Unbelievable. Is he using
    physical enhancement magic?
[20:05] ---
    No, I can't falter now.
[20:07] ---
    I need to help my little sister.
[20:09] ---
    Let's stop this.
[20:12] ---
    You don't seem like a bad guy.
[20:16] ---
    I don't think we should be fighting.
[20:21] ---
    This bottle was empty. It’s fake.
[20:34] ---
    And we're done.
[20:36] ---
    Why?
[20:38] ---
    If you keep going,
    you might win silver coins!
[20:42] ---
    Are you screwing with me?
[20:43] ---
    No, not really.
[20:46] ---
    Then why...
[20:49] ---
    I guess...
[20:51] ---
    I'm too clumsy to make
    rational decisions about everything.
[20:57] ---
    But I love how you're clumsy
    but kind like that.
[21:10] ---
    What a wet blanket.
    I'm heading back.
[21:13] ---
    Just like you said,
    we'll stop the fight here.
[21:19] ---
    But I did make a bet with you.
[21:23] ---
    Take it.
[21:31] ---
    If we fought for real,
    I wonder what would've happened?
[21:36] ---
    Thank you, Mash.
[21:39] ---
    I was so scared!
[21:41] ---
    I had faith in you
    that you could pull it off!
[21:43] ---
    Mash, to be modest,
    I want you to marry me!
[21:47] ---
    What kind of house would you like?
    Of course, the roof will be...
[21:48] ---
    Bamboo it! This is indeed bamboo!
[21:53] ---
    In the end, Lance was a pretty good guy.
[21:57] ---
    And Mash had a thought.
[22:00] ---
    It would’ve been better to open the bottle
    after returning to the academy.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE UNPOPULAR CLASSMATE

Season 1

E5 - Mash Burnedead and the Unpopular Classmate

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[00:01] ---
    There are three dorms
    in Easton Magic Academy.
[00:05] ---
    Students with corresponding characteristics
    are assigned to each dorm.
[00:12] ---
    Adler. Courage and conviction.
[00:16] ---
    Orca. Wisdom and willingness.
[00:21] ---
    Lang. Ability and ambition.
[00:25] ---
    The dorms are rivals with one another.
[00:28] ---
    To visualize their principles and positions,
[00:31] ---
    their friendly rivalry
    carries across the entire academy.
[02:06] ---
    This is the Adler dorm,
    where Mash and Finn reside.
[02:10] ---
    In their room, Room 302...
[02:15] ---
    So, five silver coins make one gold coin?
[02:19] ---
    That's five minus two. Let's see...
[02:24] ---
    Just 28 left.
[02:26] ---
    Five minus two is three.
[02:28] ---
    It's a trick question?
[02:29] ---
    No, there's no tricks about this!
[02:32] ---
    So I'm a meathead?
[02:34] ---
    You got that right, but...
[02:39] ---
    In any case, it's so peaceful today
    with nothing going on.
[02:44] ---
    It sure is...
[02:47] ---
    No, there is something!
    Our assignment!
SIGN    ZOOM
[02:49] ---
    Oh. Really?
[02:51] ---
    Crap, crap, I forgot about it!
[02:53] ---
    If we don't submit our Potions assignment,
[02:56] ---
    we'll be severely marked down
    and we'll be in the drop-out range!
[03:00] ---
    Want one?
[03:02] ---
    This isn't the time for snacks!
[03:04] ---
    Sorry.
[03:05] ---
    I have to do it! I have to do it!
    I have to do my Potions assignment!
[03:10] ---
    You still haven't done it yet?
[03:13] ---
    Lance.
[03:15] ---
    Oh, it's the lolicon.
[03:16] ---
    That's siscon to you.
[03:18] ---
    Loitering around doing nothing...
[03:20] ---
    You two are the dictionary definition
    of slackers.
[03:23] ---
    Wait, Lance. Did you finish already?
[03:26] ---
    Of course.
    I'm a lot more conscious than you are.
[03:30] ---
    I should've expected that
    from the top student in our class.
[03:34] ---
    Lance is simply flawless.
[03:36] ---
    Guys like you
    might ruin the dorm's reputation.
[03:40] ---
    Have some shame.
SIGN    SMASH
[03:48] ---
    He flew backwards by himself?
[03:51] ---
    O, my precious!
[03:54] ---
    Foisting thy fair light
    upon my feeble eyes unwarn’d!
[04:00] ---
    ‘Tis my fate to succumb
    to thy infinite warmth.
[04:02] ---
    I love you!
[04:03] ---
    You use these for the Potions assignment.
[04:07] ---
    What was with that
    dramatic display just now?
[04:12] ---
    A mandragora.
[04:14] ---
    Silence their screams and they become
    a universal ingredient in potions.
SIGN    AIEEEEEE!
[04:19] ---
    Oh, another thing that uses magic.
[04:22] ---
    "Another"? You know
    this is magic school, right?
[04:25] ---
    I'll show you how it's done.
[04:28] ---
    Quientus.
[04:38] ---
    You try.
[04:42] ---
    Quientus.
[04:44] ---
    Quientus!
[04:47] ---
    I can't do it. It won't stop screaming.
[04:49] ---
    Finn.
[04:51] ---
    Your center of gravity is unstable.
    Your core muscles are quite weak.
[04:55] ---
    Huh? Core muscles?
[05:01] ---
    Quientus.
[05:07] ---
    I think it's gotten worse?
    Its pupils are dilated, too.
[05:11] ---
    Finn, focus your magic
    on a single point.
[05:14] ---
    Oh, okay.
[05:16] ---
    Listen up, Finn.
[05:17] ---
    Visualize gently caressing it
    as you release the magic.
[05:21] ---
    O-Okay.
[05:23] ---
    Quientus.
[05:26] ---
    Slowly. That's it.
[05:34] ---
    I did it! I did it, Lance!
[05:37] ---
    Even slackers like you
    should be able to do this much.
[05:42] ---
    Thanks!
[05:43] ---
    Maybe Lance is really good
    at taking care of others.
[05:47] ---
    Oh, yeah. How is Mash doing?
[05:54] ---
    That plant's flipped out! It's so huge!
SIGN    SLAP
[06:12] ---
    I did it.
[06:14] ---
    Did you really, though?
SIGN    MANDRAGORA COOKING
[06:20] ---
    Once they're asleep,
    they turn into a regular herb.
[06:23] ---
    Now we create a compound.
[06:25] ---
    Compounding is comparatively simple.
    Watch closely.
[06:29] ---
    Take this, and first do this.
SIGN    TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK
[06:32] ---
    Then do this.
SIGN    SWISH
[06:33] ---
    And do this.
SIGN    SIZZLE
[06:36] ---
    And with this...
SIGN    BAM
[06:38] ---
    It's done.
[06:39] ---
    That's not easy at all!
[06:42] ---
    Got it.
[06:43] ---
    You've got to be lying!
[06:45] ---
    No, really.
[06:47] ---
    Trust me, as long as it's not magic.
SIGN    TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK
[06:50] ---
    First, take this, and then...
SIGN    SWISH
[06:52] ---
    Do this...
SIGN    SIZZLE
[06:53] ---
    Then this... And it's done.
SIGN    BAM
[06:57] ---
    That's totally not it!
[06:59] ---
    How did that end up as a cream puff?
[07:01] ---
    You're screwing around, aren't you?
[07:04] ---
    I'm not screwing around.
[07:10] ---
    You start like this.
[07:12] ---
    'Kay.
[07:13] ---
    Then you add this.
[07:15] ---
    'Kay.
[07:16] ---
    Stir well.
[07:18] ---
    'Kay.
[07:19] ---
    Add this last.
[07:21] ---
    'Kay.
[07:23] ---
    Okay.
[07:23] ---
    BA-YUMMY
[07:26] ---
    Why is this!?
[07:28] ---
    I watched him from start to finish.
[07:30] ---
    When did it become a cream puff!?
[07:33] ---
    You’re completely useless
    when not fighting, huh?
[07:36] ---
    Well, yeah.
[07:38] ---
    Why is he so confident?
[07:43] ---
    Oh well. Let me warn you.
[07:48] ---
    I won't lose to you ever again.
[07:51] ---
    There's a reason
    I need to join the Bureau of Magic.
[07:55] ---
    And that is?
[07:56] ---
    It's none of your business.
[08:01] ---
    But you equaled me,
    if not more, in combat.
[08:07] ---
    I will not allow some nobody
    to take your coins away from you.
[08:13] ---
    You don't have to warn me,
    because it won't happen.
[08:16] ---
    Quick with the comebacks.
[08:18] ---
    Let's try this again.
[08:20] ---
    'Kay.
[08:22] ---
    The all-dorm off-campus class
    is coming up soon.
[08:27] ---
    I wonder if he'll be all right.
[08:29] ---
    And then, that was when...
[08:31] ---
    No way. Are you serious?
[08:34] ---
    And what happened after that?
[08:36] ---
    That's when...
[08:39] ---
    Hey, you bumped into me
    just now, didn't you?
[08:42] ---
    Don't be walkin' into people's faces!
[08:54] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[08:56] ---
    What am I supposed to do
    if I'm not walkin' into people's faces?
[09:02] ---
    Side characters have no right
    to give me orders, you moron!
[09:11] ---
    The Divine Visionaries are the ones
    who mold this world.
[09:15] ---
    They rule it.
[09:18] ---
    Tell me, what traits
    should a ruler possess?
[09:21] ---
    A noble bloodline and overwhelming power
    that brooks no argument.
[09:27] ---
    Correct.
    Which means it is not those in Adler.
[09:34] ---
    It is us... Lang.
[09:38] ---
    Seize all of their coins.
[09:41] ---
    Yessir.
[09:44] ---
    Nummy.
[09:45] ---
    Ugh, it's tasty? That's a mandragora!
[09:48] ---
    Yum, yum.
[09:49] ---
    Seriously!?
[09:51] ---
    Apparently, mandragora cream puffs are tasty.
[09:57] ---
    And now, the next day...
[10:00] ---
    We're supposed to be
    having class here today.
[10:03] ---
    What are we going to do here?
[10:06] ---
    What do you do in a forest...
    Camping?
[10:08] ---
    That's for leisure. This is a magic school.
[10:12] ---
    I'm number one!
[10:14] ---
    I'm number one!
[10:16] ---
    I, Dot Barrett,
    is the main character of this world!
[10:20] ---
    The world revolves around me!
SIGN    DOT BARRETT
[10:25] ---
    Whew! It's revolving a bit more than—
[10:27] ---
    Whaddaya think you're looking at!?
[10:29] ---
    Weirdo.
[10:30] ---
    A first-year from our dorm.
[10:32] ---
    Wait, it’s you! The Mushroom Head
    people keep talking about!
[10:36] ---
    You look like a side character to me.
[10:39] ---
    Who is this guy?
[10:41] ---
    As of today, you’re a side character
    in both name and reality!
[10:44] ---
    Because yours truly is—
[10:46] ---
    Mash!
[10:51] ---
    Outdoor class is a bit scary.
[10:54] ---
    I'm not going to push myself too hard.
    So Mash, please take care out there, okay?
[10:59] ---
    Thanks.
[11:01] ---
    Mash, could I possibly tag along—
[11:03] ---
    Hey.
SIGN    PFFT
[11:10] ---
    I'll kill 'im!
SIGN    CLENCH
[11:13] ---
    I friggin' hate guys
    who get attention from women!
[11:17] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll triple kill ya!
[11:20] ---
    It's ridiculous to begin with!
[11:22] ---
    The global ratio of men to women
    is supposed to be equal!
SIGN    MEN
SIGN    WOMEN
[11:25] ---
    So why isn't there a single girl
    falling in love with me!?
[11:28] ---
    That's right, the answer is simple.
[11:30] ---
    It's because chumps like you
    ruin the system!
SIGN    OOOOOOOOOO
[11:34] ---
    Guys like you are why we have
    an aging population and a lower birthrate!
[11:38] ---
    Won't someone just settle for me!?
[11:40] ---
    That's why I made up my mind!
SIGN    BAM
[11:42] ---
    I'm gonna join the Bureau of Magic
    and rid this world of hot guys!
[11:47] ---
    - Oh Mash, I'll totally marry you.
    - Do cream puffs count as snacks?
[11:47] ---
    That mandragora cream puff
    was tasty, huh?
[11:52] ---
    Listen to me!
[11:53] ---
    My ego gets bruised the most
    when I'm ignored!
[11:56] ---
    Quiet, all of you.
[12:00] ---
    Both Adler and Lang will participate
    in this outdoor exercise.
[12:05] ---
    Your reward will be either a bronze or silver coin.
    Brace yourselves.
[12:11] ---
    Your task is the extermination
    of forest scorpions.
[12:15] ---
    Bring me the stones
    embedded in their foreheads.
[12:18] ---
    Most forest scorpions
    will only earn you bronze coins,
[12:22] ---
    but a few are strong enough
    to be worth silver coins.
[12:27] ---
    You can identify them easily.
[12:29] ---
    If the stone in their foreheads
    are square, they're worth silvers.
[12:33] ---
    Ordinary magic users
    almost certainly don't stand a chance.
[12:38] ---
    But such accomplishments
    make you Easton students.
[12:42] ---
    Do what you must to survive.
[12:45] ---
    In you go, in order now.
[12:50] ---
    Yeah, it's on!
    No way I'm losing to you!
[12:56] ---
    I'd like to make sure to get silver coins here.
[12:59] ---
    I should do my best, too.
[13:05] ---
    You think you're hot stuff, right?
[13:08] ---
    I can tell.
[13:11] ---
    You think you're so special.
[13:14] ---
    You mistakenly think
    you're not like the others.
[13:19] ---
    You subconsciously
    look down on others, don't you?
[13:26] ---
    Hey, what are you doing over there?
[13:28] ---
    I'll mark you down for that.
[13:29] ---
    Sorry, Professor.
    We were just horsing around.
[13:34] ---
    Right, first-year?
[13:38] ---
    Yes, yes. That's the look.
[13:40] ---
    I want to make
    a pathetically messed up face outta you.
[13:44] ---
    Looking forward to it, first-year!
[13:48] ---
    Hey, Mash.
[13:50] ---
    Ignore him.
[13:52] ---
    He's one year older than us.
[13:54] ---
    And he's infamous for misconduct.
[13:58] ---
    He's injured multiple teachers
    and students he doesn't like,
[14:02] ---
    to the point of being held back a grade.
[14:05] ---
    But they consider his talent as a magic user,
    so they haven't expelled him yet.
[14:11] ---
    You hear stuff like that often
    from Lang dorm.
[14:14] ---
    So, don't bother with them.
[14:16] ---
    I'm glad.
[14:18] ---
    I thought he crushed my cream puff.
[14:21] ---
    That's why he made that face?
[14:26] ---
    And don't tuck food in there directly.
    It's unhygienic.
[14:30] ---
    'Kay.
[14:33] ---
    I smell tremendous danger.
[14:36] ---
    I think it's wiser for us to work as a pair.
[14:40] ---
    Leave it to me, the oldest son...
[14:46] ---
    I zoned out, and now I'm all alone.
[14:50] ---
    Oh well.
[14:51] ---
    Yo yo yo, get those tails on out,
    damned scorpions!
[14:55] ---
    I'm gonna show up that mushroom head—
[15:03] ---
    Shut up.
SIGN    SLAP
[15:07] ---
    Just now, I wasted calories because of you.
[15:11] ---
    This is just terrible.
[15:13] ---
    I'll kill 'im.
[15:14] ---
    Fine. Forget about our class.
[15:17] ---
    Right here right now, you're...
[15:21] ---
    Stop it!
[15:22] ---
    Shut up!
[15:23] ---
    Because of you, I...
[15:26] ---
    I'll make you regret it!
[15:28] ---
    S-Someone... Someone help me!
[15:32] ---
    Explomb.
[15:45] ---
    Raising your hand against a girl...
    You're so done as a guy.
[15:50] ---
    U-Um...
[15:52] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    GLOW
[15:54] ---
    Thank you so much.
[15:58] ---
    S-S-S-So beautiful!
[16:02] ---
    Nope. Play it cool!
    I have to stay calm and act natural!
[16:10] ---
    That was nothing at...
[16:14] ---
    H-H-Her hands... So soft...
[16:18] ---
    You're... so strong.
SIGN    GLOW
[16:23] ---
    Argh! I can't do it!
[16:37] ---
    Now, is it almost time?
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM
[16:44] ---
    Thank you so much for what you did earlier.
[16:48] ---
    I-It was nothing.
[16:51] ---
    O-O-Our knees are touching!
[16:54] ---
    So, this is the natural distance
    of a modern couple?
[16:58] ---
    Stay calm. Be still, my heart.
[17:01] ---
    If I act weird, she'll catch on
    that I'm unpopular with girls.
[17:03] ---
    Keep cool. Come on, me. Keep cool.
[17:07] ---
    Cool! Cool! Cool!
[17:10] ---
    What's with him? Freaky.
[17:12] ---
    Huh? What'd you just say?
[17:14] ---
    I was marveling at how
    manly and wonderful you are.
[17:18] ---
    Oh no, I actually said wonderful.
[17:19] ---
    Huh? I thought I heard two syllables.
[17:22] ---
    It's the truth.
[17:25] ---
    You really are wonderful.
[17:35] ---
    With my magic, I can make anyone
    even slightly attracted to me fall in love.
[17:41] ---
    He's completely fallen for me now.
[17:44] ---
    Though, maybe he might
    have fallen even without magic.
[17:48] ---
    Next up, that mushroom head...
[17:51] ---
    Thank you too, kind sir.
    You were a great help.
[17:55] ---
    Oh, I didn't do anything.
[17:59] ---
    What? That's impossible.
[18:01] ---
    There's never been a man
    who hasn't fallen under my spell.
[18:05] ---
    More like, any guy should be like “hurray!”
    if a cute girl like me was flirting with him.
[18:10] ---
    I'll have to put more magic energy into it.
[18:14] ---
    That's not true.
[18:16] ---
    You really helped me out.
[18:18] ---
    You're very wonderful.
[18:21] ---
    Sound, sight, touch.
    My charm reaches all the senses!
[18:26] ---
    There is no man who can resist this!
[18:31] ---
    I said, I didn't do anything.
[18:35] ---
    It's not working at all!?
    What is wrong with this guy?
[18:38] ---
    Does he seriously
    not find me attractive!? Die!
[18:42] ---
    Fine. It's ours for the taking
    now that I have one of theirs.
[18:46] ---
    But you really did save me.
[18:50] ---
    Such a delicate facial expression.
[18:54] ---
    Do you have some kind of circumstance?
    I'll lend an ear.
[18:58] ---
    Actually, there’s a certain boy
    threatening me.
[19:02] ---
    A certain boy?
[19:04] ---
    A second-year by the name of Silva.
[19:06] ---
    He's someone I don't hear
    many good things about.
[19:10] ---
    He's trying to take advantage
    of magic only I can use.
[19:13] ---
    He's been stalking me for all this time.
[19:16] ---
    I don't want to be involved
    in anything that’s bad.
[19:20] ---
    But he's forcing me to, like he did earlier.
[19:24] ---
    I don't know what I should do.
[19:32] ---
    I'm sorry to bring this up so suddenly.
[19:35] ---
    It's all right.
    I'm totally gonna beat that guy up.
[19:39] ---
    Oh no.
    Please don't go out of your way.
[19:42] ---
    No. He's definitely
    getting beaten to a pulp.
[19:47] ---
    Kind sir...
[19:49] ---
    Hey!
[19:56] ---
    Who's gonna beat who to a pulp?
[19:59] ---
    Huh?
[20:00] ---
    So you're the guy...
[20:02] ---
    I'll be the one to kill you.
[20:06] ---
    You look like the cringiest punk out there.
[20:09] ---
    Whenever I come across a deluded loser
    like you, I can't help but give them a dose of reality.
[20:17] ---
    And when I do, what kind of look
    will you have on your face?
[20:21] ---
    Explomb!
[20:33] ---
    Machine Gun Explomb!
[20:37] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[20:39] ---
    Oi oi oi oi!
[20:41] ---
    Explomb!
[20:52] ---
    Die twice!
[20:56] ---
    Meanwhile...
[21:00] ---
    - I'm so glad you’re with us.
    - I’m so scared!
[21:03] ---
    Let go.
[21:04] ---
    Don't leave us!
[21:08] ---
    Anyway, is he doing all right?
[21:08] ---
    - Please don't! No! Don't leave us!
    - You’re the only one we can rely on!
[21:11] ---
    It seems that second-year
    was targeting him.
[21:14] ---
    They haven’t run into each other, have they?
[21:17] ---
    Heh! You weren't much of anything!
[21:27] ---
    Your puny magic
    can't break through mine.
[21:32] ---
    Got it!?
[21:38] ---
    Hey hey, what's wrong now?
    Where'd all that energy go?
[21:44] ---
    You're gonna kill me, right?
[21:46] ---
    Why don't you try a bit harder?
[21:49] ---
    But it's no wonder!
[21:51] ---
    Because even a moron can tell
    the difference...
[21:54] ---
    once they've seen the difference
    in our skills!
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MAGIC OF IRON

Season 1

E6 - Mash Burnedead and the Magic of Iron

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[00:00] ---
    Mash and the gang were
    supposed to defeat forest scorpions
[00:03] ---
    for their outdoor class.
[00:05] ---
    By the way, they look like this.
[00:08] ---
    But Silva from Lang dorm
    for some reason came to pick a fight.
[00:12] ---
    What will you do, Mash?
[00:14] ---
    Oh?
[01:52] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[01:54] ---
    The difference in magic power is too big.
[01:58] ---
    Shroom Head looks like
    he ain't gonna be of any help.
[02:02] ---
    I gotta think. Think.
[02:04] ---
    How can I save that girl?
[02:08] ---
    Hey, now, was that it?
[02:10] ---
    What a letdown.
[02:12] ---
    What'd you say?
[02:14] ---
    I said it's a letdown
    if you don't do anything.
[02:17] ---
    You piece of scum.
[02:19] ---
    So now...
[02:21] ---
    I'm willing to give you guys one chance.
[02:24] ---
    Huh?
[02:25] ---
    A chance?
[02:26] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[02:28] ---
    Endure five hits from my magic,
    and I'll leave that girl alone.
[02:36] ---
    Of course, I'll follow the school rules
    and bet one silver coin, too.
[02:41] ---
    How about it?
[02:42] ---
    It's not a bad deal, is it?
[02:46] ---
    Hmm? Well?
[02:48] ---
    Not up for it?
[02:49] ---
    That condition is insane!
[02:50] ---
    All right.
[02:54] ---
    You got a deal.
[02:57] ---
    You can't! If you do,
    a serious injury won't be the end of it!
[03:00] ---
    I'll be fine. It's only five hits.
[03:03] ---
    What you talkin' about? It's not just you.
    For that Mushroom Head over there, too.
[03:08] ---
    He ain't got nothing to do with this!
[03:10] ---
    Oh, yeah? You don't get to decide that.
[03:15] ---
    All right.
[03:18] ---
    I'll take his hits, too.
[03:21] ---
    Can't complain about that, yeah?
[03:25] ---
    What a riot!
[03:26] ---
    Can you endure ten hits?
[03:30] ---
    Spikes...
[03:32] ---
    This is a problem I got myself into.
[03:35] ---
    I'll get through it somehow.
[03:42] ---
    Iron Fist.
[03:47] ---
    This might be bad.
[03:52] ---
    How's that?
[03:54] ---
    You think you can endure ten of these?
[04:02] ---
    Iron Fist!
[04:05] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[04:07] ---
    Three!
[04:08] ---
    Four!
[04:10] ---
    Five!
[04:11] ---
    Six!
[04:13] ---
    Seven!
[04:14] ---
    Eight!
[04:15] ---
    Nine!
[04:29] ---
    Actually, there's a certain boy
    threatening me.
[04:33] ---
    I don't know what I should do.
[04:39] ---
    Bet I look like an idiot.
[04:41] ---
    Even I get it.
[04:43] ---
    It all was too good to be true.
[04:47] ---
    But because I'm an idiot...
[04:50] ---
    I can't fully doubt anything.
[04:54] ---
    Like that girl's tears.
[04:57] ---
    I'm surprised you endured it.
[04:59] ---
    As a reward, the last one
    will be an extra big one!
[05:06] ---
    Iron Fist!
[05:20] ---
    What a pity.
[05:22] ---
    But did you really think
    you could endure—
[05:29] ---
    Ten hits.
[05:31] ---
    You're done.
[05:33] ---
    This guy...
[05:43] ---
    Hey...
[05:45] ---
    that promise...
[05:48] ---
    I ke—
[05:52] ---
    Hmph.
[05:53] ---
    You idiot.
[06:00] ---
    Idiot, idiot, idiot!
[06:03] ---
    Just how stupid can you really be?
[06:05] ---
    Of course you can't stay standing!
[06:07] ---
    I got a clean hit on you with my magic!
[06:11] ---
    Shroom Head...
[06:13] ---
    take that girl, and run.
[06:16] ---
    I'll somehow make everything work.
[06:19] ---
    Iron Fist.
[06:25] ---
    What are you blathering on about?
[06:29] ---
    Shroom Head...
[06:31] ---
    please, take that girl—
[06:33] ---
    What an idiot.
[06:35] ---
    I know you're under my charm spell,
[06:39] ---
    but I didn't think
    you'd be this desperate.
[06:41] ---
    Come on, don't say that.
[06:44] ---
    This guy is truly an idiot.
[06:46] ---
    Basically, he's having a delusion!
[06:49] ---
    Does he think he's
    the main character or something?
[06:52] ---
    That's so cheesy.
[06:54] ---
    I hate stuffy guys like you.
[06:59] ---
    But, well, seeing you like that
    totally cracks me up.
[07:05] ---
    Dissed by the girl
    you sacrificed yourself to protect!
[07:08] ---
    This guy is the sorriest excuse for a man!
[07:14] ---
    Huh?
[07:19] ---
    You guys have gone far enough.
[07:25] ---
    Bring it on.
[07:26] ---
    Now it's my turn
    to take that ten-hit challenge.
[07:33] ---
    Come at me, scumbag.
[07:41] ---
    I wonder if Mash is all right.
[07:44] ---
    Huh?
[07:45] ---
    He's got to be all right. He's Mash.
[07:47] ---
    That's right! He even bested
    that professor during the entrance exams.
[07:53] ---
    There are different types of magic users.
[07:55] ---
    White Mages excel
    at scholarship and support magic.
[07:58] ---
    Red Mages excel at combat.
[08:01] ---
    Mash has been facing White Mages so far.
[08:04] ---
    But any Red Mage past their first year
    is really tough.
[08:08] ---
    Double-liners are not uncommon.
[08:12] ---
    Among them,
    those that equal or surpass Mash...
[08:16] ---
    are a dime a dozen.
[08:18] ---
    Well, well, well.
[08:20] ---
    That's quite a statement.
[08:22] ---
    What really pisses me off
    are people like you and this guy...
[08:28] ---
    hypocrites that are weak, but act tough.
[08:32] ---
    Seeing guys like this,
    I just wanna completely mess them up,
[08:36] ---
    mess up that disgusting pride
    and mentality.
[08:39] ---
    When they realize they were tricked
    and are left helpless,
[08:43] ---
    their faces start twisting up.
[08:46] ---
    It totally cracks me up!
[08:51] ---
    Huh?
[08:52] ---
    My clothes are slightly singed
    thanks to him.
[08:57] ---
    Don't make a fool of me, you scum!
[09:13] ---
    You think you can win against me?
[09:15] ---
    I earned two gold coins
    during my first year!
[09:19] ---
    My base power
    is way stronger than you guys!
[09:22] ---
    And you're in high spirits,
    saying you'll kill me?
[09:28] ---
    Go ahead and try, you lowlife!
[09:33] ---
    Come on! Come on!
    Where'd that energy go?
[09:37] ---
    Go on and kill me!
[09:55] ---
    Triceps Magic...
[09:57] ---
    Ballista Knuckle.
[09:59] ---
    Triceps Magic, huh?
[10:01] ---
    I've never heard that before.
[10:03] ---
    Are you serious?
[10:07] ---
    Don't make me say it again.
[10:09] ---
    Me and you are on...
[10:13] ---
    differ—
[10:18] ---
    Huh?
[10:25] ---
    Wha?
[10:29] ---
    I-I earned two coins last year
    as a first-year.
[10:38] ---
    My magic is top-tier
    among the second-years.
[10:42] ---
    I have the skill!
[11:03] ---
    Crap, crap, crap!
[11:05] ---
    I absolutely can't win. Me?
[11:08] ---
    No good. I can't stand.
    I have no strength in my body.
[11:12] ---
    I can't tolerate one more hit!
[11:15] ---
    What the hell is this guy?
[11:32] ---
    He sat down? Why?
[11:35] ---
    That makes two.
[11:36] ---
    Huh?
[11:39] ---
    You're going to endure ten hits, right?
[11:42] ---
    Show me how much better you are.
[11:47] ---
    You have eight more to go.
[12:04] ---
    Well?
[12:06] ---
    Think you can go for the third hit?
[12:09] ---
    Damn it, this is bad, really bad.
[12:11] ---
    Any more hits ain't good. I'll die!
[12:14] ---
    Something...
    I have to come up with some plan.
[12:18] ---
    Something...
[12:32] ---
    Wha...
[12:34] ---
    Its forehead stone is star-shaped.
[12:36] ---
    Perfect! Forest scorpions worth
    more than one silver coin exist!
[12:43] ---
    If I can escape while the giant
    forest scorpion fights Mushroom Head...
[12:53] ---
    I'm busy right now.
[12:55] ---
    Sorry.
[13:01] ---
    You gotta be kidding me.
[13:03] ---
    I earned two gold coins in my first year!
[13:07] ---
    I can't let them keep mocking me.
[13:10] ---
    Why don't we call it quits?
[13:13] ---
    I kinda feel bad for you.
[13:23] ---
    Crap, crap.
    I didn't even imagine Silva losing.
[13:27] ---
    What should I do?
    At this rate, I'm gonna be...
[13:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:35] ---
    He made me do it.
[13:37] ---
    I was scared and couldn't disobey.
[13:42] ---
    I truly am sorry.
[13:43] ---
    I'm such a terrible person, aren't I?
[13:51] ---
    It's all right.
[13:53] ---
    Hmph.
[13:54] ---
    Men are total suckers.
[13:57] ---
    Um...
[13:58] ---
    I...
[14:00] ---
    Oof!
[14:05] ---
    ...treat everyone equally.
[14:12] ---
    This guy's got some screws loose.
[14:17] ---
    Mash, are you okay?
[14:19] ---
    You're all beat up!
[14:20] ---
    It's nothing.
[14:22] ---
    So you fought that second-year
    named Silva after all?
[14:25] ---
    Yeah.
[14:26] ---
    That's amazing, Mash!
[14:28] ---
    You even defeated a star-stone scorpion.
[14:30] ---
    That's two silver coins!
[14:32] ---
    That's amazing!
[14:34] ---
    You went that far just for me.
[14:36] ---
    Aren't you going at a good pace
    since you started, Mash?
[14:37] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:38] ---
    No, thank you.
[14:41] ---
    Let's hurry over to the Nurse's Office!
[14:43] ---
    What an idiot.
[14:44] ---
    That's so cheesy.
[14:51] ---
    Um...
[14:53] ---
    you look pretty banged up.
[14:58] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:03] ---
    Argh!
[15:05] ---
    Eek!
[15:06] ---
    What's wrong with this guy? Freaky!
[15:08] ---
    Help me!
[15:11] ---
    Shroom Head.
[15:13] ---
    Sorry for getting you
    caught up in all that.
[15:20] ---
    Thanks, man.
[15:23] ---
    That's not like you.
[15:26] ---
    Yeah? Shut your damn mouth,
    or I'll kill you for real!
[15:28] ---
    I totally felt embarrassed as I
    squeezed those words out of my mouth!
[15:31] ---
    Give me a break!
[15:33] ---
    I'm not giving a break or anything.
[15:35] ---
    I'll kill you!
[15:35] ---
    You were targeted, Mash.
[15:37] ---
    I overheard something earlier.
[15:39] ---
    Lang is hunting for coins,
    and they're mainly targeting Adler.
[15:44] ---
    That second-year named Silva must have
    picked a fight with you because of that.
[15:48] ---
    Lang...
[15:50] ---
    Lang dorm is made up
    of the upper crust and their cronies.
[15:55] ---
    They're so-called moralists.
    They value birthright above all else.
[15:58] ---
    They'll do anything they can
    to prevent us nobodies
[16:02] ---
    from getting into the Bureau of Magic.
[16:09] ---
    Looks like it's starting.
[16:12] ---
    The great war for the coins
    against Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus!
[16:18] ---
    MAGIA LUPUS
[16:22] ---
    Magia Lupus.
[16:24] ---
    I thought of a story idea like that
    back when I was about 12.
[16:29] ---
    HONK
[16:33] ---
    I see.
[16:36] ---
    Hmm?
[16:41] ---
    One from Pierced Eyebrow
    and two from the giant scorpion.
[16:45] ---
    With five silvers,
    I finally have a gold coin.
[16:49] ---
    Whoa.
[16:50] ---
    That light makes your face—
[16:54] ---
    My eyes!
[16:56] ---
    Wait, I didn't know we had separate dorms.
[16:59] ---
    Of course we were separated.
[17:01] ---
    You know we were sorted
    right after entering, right?
[17:05] ---
    Oh. Now that you mention it...
[17:09] ---
    We will now sort the new students
    into their dorms.
[17:13] ---
    Touch the unicorn's horn,
    and through your magic power,
[17:17] ---
    it will read your thoughts and ideas
    to select a dorm that suits you.
[17:21] ---
    First up, Egalt Vansom.
[17:23] ---
    Here.
[17:27] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:29] ---
    I sense willingness in you
    and wisdom to match.
[17:34] ---
    You are most suited for...
[17:38] ---
    Orca dorm.
[17:39] ---
    All right!
[17:40] ---
    - Thank you very much!
    - Next, Alben Smith.
[17:43] ---
    Here.
[17:44] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:45] ---
    Dauntless courage and a pioneering spirit.
[17:47] ---
    It's Adler dorm for you.
[17:49] ---
    Hmm. You have strong magical power,
    radical ideas, and a challenging nature.
[17:54] ---
    You belong in Lang dorm.
[17:58] ---
    Heh. Centuries have passed
    since I was given this role.
[18:01] ---
    Not once have I misjudged,
    as I can read people's thoughts.
[18:06] ---
    - Now, keep them coming!
    - Next, Mash Burnedead.
[18:09] ---
    'Kay.
[18:19] ---
    Oh, I need to control my power. Sorry.
[18:23] ---
    Freaky.
[18:24] ---
    Wait, he's only thinking
    about cream puffs.
[18:26] ---
    What's with this guy?
[18:27] ---
    Isn't there anything
    other than cream puffs?
[18:30] ---
    Seriously, what are you thinking about?
    What's with that face?
[18:34] ---
    No, this is bad. Several centuries
    into dorm selection at our academy,
[18:39] ---
    not once have I
    been stumped for an answer.
[18:44] ---
    Okay, let's try this again.
[18:47] ---
    Bliss.
[18:50] ---
    A cream puff is a confection
    where batter is baked into a hollow shell
[18:54] ---
    and custard cream is packed
    into the empty space inside.
[18:57] ---
    Especially for Choux Au Craquelin,
    where gooey cream fills a brittle shell.
[19:01] ---
    And if one were to make an analogy
    with humans, it's someone
[19:02] ---
    - harboring kindness within strength—
    - It's suddenly gotten eloquent!
[19:05] ---
    Cream puff lovers go to Adler!
[19:08] ---
    That... was a leap of logic!
[19:11] ---
    'Kay.
[19:13] ---
    Oh, yeah, there was that.
[19:16] ---
    So that was...
[19:17] ---
    - Mash.
    - This guy.
[19:18] ---
    I see.
[19:19] ---
    Ahem.
[19:21] ---
    Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus,
[19:24] ---
    are a group
    of seven distinguished students.
[19:27] ---
    That Pierced Eyebrow
    must be one of their lackeys.
[19:30] ---
    They've been grabbing up coins
    to sway who the Divine Visionary will be.
[19:33] ---
    Since you have a coin...
[19:36] ---
    keep your distance from Lang,
    and stick with dormmates whenever you can.
[19:42] ---
    Okay. I will.
[19:45] ---
    But Lance's warning was in vain...
[19:48] ---
    and Mash found himself lost in school.
[19:51] ---
    Where's the next class?
[19:56] ---
    Here it is, I think.
[19:59] ---
    Should I push or pull to open this door?
[20:02] ---
    Hmm.
[20:04] ---
    I always get it wrong.
[20:07] ---
    Do I push or pull? Hmm...
[20:12] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:14] ---
    I'm terribly sorry!
[20:15] ---
    Look, you said you wanted to join us,
[20:18] ---
    and that's why Lord Abel
    gave you a chance.
[20:22] ---
    Furthermore, you let Adler take a coin.
[20:25] ---
    O-Once more! Please give me one more chan—
[20:28] ---
    You misunderstand.
[20:29] ---
    Huh?
[20:30] ---
    I gave a chance?
[20:33] ---
    That makes it sound
    like I expected something out of him.
[20:37] ---
    Oh, man, sorry 'bout that.
[20:40] ---
    Humans worthy
    of making this world go round...
[20:43] ---
    must be chosen individuals.
[20:46] ---
    Perfect education.
    Overwhelming talent. Noble bloodline.
[20:53] ---
    We're collecting coins
    to create a world free of impurities.
[20:58] ---
    But what about you?
[21:02] ---
    You can't even become
    a sacrificial pawn for our objective.
[21:06] ---
    Pathetic wretch. You have my sympathy.
[21:08] ---
    It must be hard to go on living,
    knowing that you're worthless.
[21:14] ---
    But rest assured.
[21:18] ---
    You no longer need to think
    about such things.
[21:32] ---
    The Divine Visionary should be me.
[21:36] ---
    Not some riffraff from Adler.
[21:40] ---
    Right...
[21:42] ---
    Mother?
[21:44] ---
    A world free of impurities.
[21:47] ---
    It will be my—
[21:49] ---
    Um...
[21:51] ---
    I couldn't figure out
    whether to push or pull this door open.
[21:54] ---
    Sorry.
[21:56] ---
    Also, you know
    that's a doll you're talking to?
[22:01] ---
    Thank you
    for bringing that to my attention.
[23:35] ---
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    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MYSTERIOUS LETTER

Season 1

E6.5 - Mash Burnedead and the Mysterious Letter

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[00:00] ---
    Let's make a deal, Mushroom Head.
[00:02] ---
    Do what I ask, and I'll let you
    and the old geezer slide.
[00:07] ---
    A deal?
[00:08] ---
    Once a year in this country,
[00:10] ---
    one exceptional student
    is revered as one of God's chosen.
[00:14] ---
    It's called the "Divine Visionary."
[00:17] ---
    Enroll in a magic school
    and be chosen as one.
[00:21] ---
    Simply put, if you're selected,
    it means God has accepted you.
[00:26] ---
    Which means, society will accept you.
[00:29] ---
    I just want the fortune and prestige
    that comes with it.
[00:33] ---
    I'll back you up, of course.
[00:35] ---
    Don't listen to him, Mash!
[00:37] ---
    Those are the words of someone
    who was an enemy until moments ago!
[00:40] ---
    It's up to you
    if you want to be skeptical or not.
[00:43] ---
    But if you refuse, we’ll hunt you down
    for the rest of your life.
[00:48] ---
    If I'm after you,
    the whole country will be, too.
[00:51] ---
    You'll be okay because you're tough.
    But what about the old man?
[00:56] ---
    A life where you can never feel at ease,
    and unable to set foot in a city.
[01:01] ---
    Well, the choice is yours.
[01:04] ---
    Spend the rest of your life
    being hunted down,
[01:07] ---
    or brace yourself to die
    and try turning the tables?
[01:14] ---
    - You got a deal.
    - Are you sane? It's a magic school!
[01:17] ---
    I'll be fine, Pops. My motivation
    is stronger than anyone else.
[01:21] ---
    This isn't about motivation!
[01:24] ---
    Besides...
[01:25] ---
    I want us to be able
    to live in peace again.
[01:28] ---
    You're such a good boy.
[01:30] ---
    My son!
[01:30] ---
    MY SON
[01:34] ---
    Living in peace with Pops.
[01:37] ---
    If it's a world that won't allow
    something as natural as that...
[01:48] ---
    Then I've got no choice but to crush it.
[01:51] ---
    With my fist.
[03:26] ---
    Oh, a letter from Mash has arrived.
[03:30] ---
    Seriously? I didn't know he could do something
    praiseworthy like writing letters.
[03:35] ---
    Pops, are you doing well? If you're not,
    you should eat cream puffs.
[03:41] ---
    Th-The way he starts the letter...
[03:45] ---
    So, that strange middle-aged guy and I...
[03:47] ---
    I'm Brad Coleman!
[03:49] ---
    ...made a deal, and I took the entrance exam
    for Easton Magic Academy.
[03:55] ---
    This is the next test!
[03:57] ---
    Hey, the ground again is...
[04:06] ---
    In the next test, you will solve this maze.
[04:09] ---
    Of course, this is no ordinary maze.
[04:11] ---
    There are various traps set within.
[04:15] ---
    You have 30 minutes!
[04:17] ---
    Reach the goal by the time limit,
    and you pass!
[04:20] ---
    Now, begin!
[04:24] ---
    So I have to get to the goal area?
[04:26] ---
    Sounds pretty easy.
[04:28] ---
    Excuse me!
[04:30] ---
    Can I tag along with you?
[04:34] ---
    Why?
[04:34] ---
    Huh? Um...
[04:37] ---
    I think it'd be more efficient
    if we worked together.
[04:42] ---
    Makes sense.
[04:44] ---
    Th-Thank you very much!
[04:47] ---
    Levios Cuffus!
[04:52] ---
    What are these?
[04:54] ---
    There’s a certain reason
    I have to keep you away from the goal.
[04:58] ---
    What reason?
[04:59] ---
    I-I don't want to tell you,
    that's why it's a certain reason!
[05:04] ---
    So I've been deceived?
[05:05] ---
    I'm sorry...
[05:08] ---
    but I have my own certain reason, too.
[05:12] ---
    Later.
[05:15] ---
    STARE...
[05:17] ---
    Th-This is bad!
    I have to chase and stop him.
[05:21] ---
    Four legs in the morning.
[05:27] ---
    Two legs in the afternoon,
    and three legs at night.
[05:32] ---
    What is this creature?
[05:35] ---
    Oh no. My knees gave out.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, this sucks. I'm panicking
    and I can't think straight!
[05:42] ---
    Time's up. Thou shalt be punished.
[05:49] ---
    Help...
[05:54] ---
    Such a creature...
[05:56] ---
    can't possibly exist.
[06:03] ---
    Wh-Why did you bother
    to come back and save me?
[06:08] ---
    Well...
[06:10] ---
    If your reason was similar to mine,
    I'd kinda feel sorry for you.
[06:17] ---
    But it looks like
    we won't make it in time from here.
[06:22] ---
    How do you think
    I came here in an instant?
[06:31] ---
    Time is almost up.
[06:33] ---
    Multiple traps
    and the guardian of the labyrinth...
[06:35] ---
    And the student I recruited to stop him.
[06:38] ---
    Since I put in this much effort,
    I'm sure he...
[06:42] ---
    Hey, what’s with that loud noise?
[06:44] ---
    Sounds like something is breaking!
[06:46] ---
    Th-There's no way.
[06:48] ---
    These walls are one meter thick
    and are impervious to all magic.
[06:54] ---
    The walls!
[07:01] ---
    H-He trudged straight outta there!
[07:07] ---
    And so I got in without any hitches.
[07:10] ---
    Of course I knew about that, Mash.
[07:15] ---
    Because we were watching you
    the whole time up close.
[07:21] ---
    Professor. I opened it.
[07:26] ---
    Why you little, that's not...
    That's not it at all, damn it!
[07:31] ---
    Classes in magic school are really fun,
    and I made a wonderful friend.
[07:37] ---
    The upperclassmen are also really good
    to my inexperienced self.
[07:41] ---
    That sounds fishy.
[07:46] ---
    I-It was me.
[07:50] ---
    The one who ruined your textbooks...
    It was me.
[07:55] ---
    I was ordered to.
[07:57] ---
    I was too scared to disobey.
[07:59] ---
    I'm so very sorry. Sorry.
[08:03] ---
    If only you'd honestly
    apologized to me like that...
[08:08] ---
    Oh, by the way, I'm about
    to dine with the vice principal.
[08:12] ---
    Care to join us, Mash?
[08:14] ---
    You might never get a chance like this again.
[08:18] ---
    Especially if you keep company
    with someone who only apologizes, like him.
[08:27] ---
    You're the one who should apologize.
[08:31] ---
    What part of that guy is a good upperclassman?
    You beat him to a pulp!
[08:33] ---
    DAWN
[08:35] ---
    You were doing stuff like that
    when we weren't watching!?
[08:39] ---
    ...operates!
[08:39] ---
    SMASSSH
[08:41] ---
    The vice principal.
[08:43] ---
    Not him too.
[08:45] ---
    He beat up a teacher, too!?
[08:48] ---
    What a dangerous school life!
[08:50] ---
    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[08:51] ---
    No!
[08:58] ---
    I was also chosen as a player for Duelo,
    a popular sport in the Magic Realm.
[09:10] ---
    Oops, sorry. That was an accident.
[09:16] ---
    Captain...
[09:18] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:19] ---
    Sorry. I think I broke a bone.
[09:23] ---
    There isn't much time left.
[09:24] ---
    And they've got a huge lead.
[09:27] ---
    But Mash, I just want you to know...
[09:31] ---
    Winning isn't what matters!
[09:33] ---
    What matters is
    whether you gave it your all!
[09:40] ---
    Mash...
[09:49] ---
    He flew!
[09:50] ---
    H-Hey! Look, he's stopped in midair!
[09:53] ---
    You're kidding me!
[09:54] ---
    He was able to fly?
[09:57] ---
    WSHCK WSHCK WSHCK
[10:00] ---
    He's sure kicking his legs a lot.
[10:05] ---
    He can't even ride a broom.
    What makes him think...
[10:10] ---
    I'll take that from ya, you nobody!
[10:26] ---
    Adler dorm scores!
[10:27] ---
    What an amazing shot!
[10:29] ---
    They're still down 49 points,
    and time's nearly up!
[10:33] ---
    Wait! Look at that! The ball!
[10:36] ---
    BWING
[10:39] ---
    What!?
[10:49] ---
    What unnaturally strong fingers!
    That curve-ball was out of this world!
[11:14] ---
    WUB CATCH WUB CATCH WUB CATCH
[11:19] ---
    We were somehow able to win the match.
[11:25] ---
    I see.
[11:31] ---
    I was having a fun school life,
[11:34] ---
    but my friends were captured
    and I had to go save them.
[11:38] ---
    Huh? What now?
[11:41] ---
    At least you've got spirit.
[11:46] ---
    Graviole.
[11:51] ---
    Wh-Wha...
[11:53] ---
    What the hell is this?
[11:56] ---
    So it was that kid's fault!
[12:02] ---
    Hamstring Magic.
[12:04] ---
    Hamstring Magic?
    I've never heard of any spells like that!
[12:09] ---
    Besides, he's in...
[12:13] ---
    Big Bang Dash.
[12:16] ---
    ...starting position?
[12:19] ---
    The choice of losing,
    and the choice of not rescuing.
[12:24] ---
    Neither exist for me.
[12:38] ---
    Did he really run down the cliff, catch the bottle,
    and come back up in this one instant?
[12:43] ---
    Unbelievable. Is he using
    physical enhancement magic?
[12:47] ---
    No, I can't falter now.
[12:50] ---
    I need to help my little sister.
[12:52] ---
    Let's stop this.
[12:55] ---
    You don't seem like a bad guy.
[12:59] ---
    I don't think we should be fighting.
[13:03] ---
    This bottle was empty. It’s fake.
[13:10] ---
    And we're done.
[13:13] ---
    Why?
[13:14] ---
    If you keep going,
    you might win silver coins!
[13:18] ---
    Are you screwing with me?
[13:20] ---
    No, not really.
[13:22] ---
    Then why...
[13:26] ---
    I guess...
[13:27] ---
    I'm too clumsy to make
    rational decisions about everything.
[13:35] ---
    What a wet blanket.
    I'm heading back.
[13:38] ---
    Just like you said,
    we'll stop the fight here.
[13:44] ---
    But I did make a bet with you.
[13:48] ---
    Take it.
[13:53] ---
    I initially thought he was a bad guy,
    but he just had a sister-complex.
[13:56] ---
    That makes absolutely no sense!
[13:58] ---
    You cut out too much of the story, Mash!
[14:01] ---
    And I made a new friend
    when we had class outside in the forest.
[14:05] ---
    Wait, it’s you! The Mushroom Head
    people keep talking about!
[14:10] ---
    You look like a side character to me.
[14:13] ---
    Who is this guy?
[14:14] ---
    As of today, you’re a side character
    in both name and reality!
[14:18] ---
    Because yours truly is—
[14:20] ---
    Mash!
[14:25] ---
    Outdoor class is a bit scary.
[14:28] ---
    I'm not going to push myself too hard.
    So Mash, please take care out there, okay?
[14:33] ---
    Thanks.
[14:34] ---
    I'll kill 'im!
[14:34] ---
    CLENCH
[14:37] ---
    I friggin' hate guys
    who get attention from women!
[14:41] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll triple kill ya!
[14:44] ---
    OOOOOOOOOO
[14:44] ---
    Um, well, uh...
    Is this kid really your friend, Mash?
[14:48] ---
    BAM
[14:49] ---
    Pops, just wait for it.
[14:51] ---
    The letter answered back at me?
[14:53] ---
    Do you have some kind of circumstance?
    I'll lend an ear.
[14:57] ---
    Actually, there’s a certain boy
    threatening me.
[15:01] ---
    A certain boy?
[15:03] ---
    A second-year by the name of Silva.
[15:05] ---
    He's someone I don't hear
    many good things about.
[15:09] ---
    He's trying to take advantage
    of magic only I can use.
[15:12] ---
    He's been stalking me for all this time.
[15:15] ---
    I don't know what I should do.
[15:19] ---
    I'm willing to give you guys one chance.
[15:22] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    A chance?
[15:24] ---
    Endure five hits from my magic,
    and I'll leave that girl alone.
[15:31] ---
    That condition is insane!
[15:33] ---
    All right.
[15:37] ---
    You got a deal.
[15:41] ---
    Iron Fist.
[15:46] ---
    This might be bad.
[15:49] ---
    Iron Fist!
[15:52] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[15:54] ---
    Three!
[15:55] ---
    Four!
[15:57] ---
    Five!
[15:58] ---
    Six!
[15:59] ---
    Seven!
[16:01] ---
    Eight!
[16:02] ---
    Nine!
[16:09] ---
    Bet I look like an idiot.
[16:11] ---
    Even I get it.
[16:14] ---
    It all was too good to be true.
[16:17] ---
    But because I'm an idiot...
[16:21] ---
    I can't fully doubt anything.
[16:24] ---
    Like that girl's tears.
[16:27] ---
    What an idiot.
[16:29] ---
    I know you're under my charm spell,
[16:32] ---
    but I didn't think
    you'd be this desperate.
[16:34] ---
    Come on, don't say that.
[16:37] ---
    This guy is truly an idiot.
[16:40] ---
    Basically, he's having a delusion!
[16:43] ---
    That's so cheesy.
[16:45] ---
    I hate stuffy guys like you.
[16:50] ---
    But, well, seeing you like that
    totally cracks me up.
[16:55] ---
    Dissed by the girl
    you sacrificed yourself to protect!
[16:59] ---
    This guy is the sorriest excuse for a man!
[17:05] ---
    Huh?
[17:10] ---
    You guys have gone far enough.
[17:16] ---
    Bring it on.
[17:20] ---
    Come at me, scumbag.
[17:38] ---
    You think you can win against me?
[17:40] ---
    I earned two gold coins
    during my first year!
[17:45] ---
    My base power
    is way stronger than you guys!
[17:48] ---
    And you're in high spirits,
    saying you'll kill me?
[17:53] ---
    Go ahead and try, you lowlife!
[17:58] ---
    Come on! Come on!
    Where'd that energy go?
[18:02] ---
    Go on and kill me!
[18:20] ---
    Triceps Magic...
[18:22] ---
    Ballista Knuckle.
[18:24] ---
    Triceps Magic, huh?
[18:26] ---
    I've never heard that before.
[18:28] ---
    Are you serious?
[18:32] ---
    Don't make me say it again.
[18:34] ---
    Me and you are on...
[18:38] ---
    differ—
[18:44] ---
    Huh?
[18:50] ---
    Wha?
[18:54] ---
    I-I earned two coins last year
    as a first-year.
[19:03] ---
    My magic is top-tier
    among the second-years.
[19:07] ---
    I have the skill!
[19:31] ---
    Shroom Head.
[19:33] ---
    Sorry for getting you
    caught up in all that.
[19:40] ---
    Thanks, man.
[19:43] ---
    That's not like you.
[19:45] ---
    Yeah? Shut your damn mouth,
    or I'll kill you for real!
[19:48] ---
    See?
[19:49] ---
    It said, "See?"
    The letter just told me, "See?"
[19:52] ---
    Is it okay to say he's a friend?
[19:54] ---
    I'll kill you!
[19:55] ---
    You were targeted, Mash.
[19:57] ---
    I overheard something earlier.
[19:59] ---
    Lang is hunting for coins,
    and they're mainly targeting Adler.
[20:04] ---
    That second-year named Silva must have
    picked a fight with you because of that.
[20:08] ---
    Lang...
[20:09] ---
    Lang dorm is made up
    of the upper crust and their cronies.
[20:14] ---
    They're so-called moralists.
    They value birthright above all else.
[20:18] ---
    They'll do anything they can
    to prevent us nobodies
[20:22] ---
    from getting into the Bureau of Magic.
[20:28] ---
    Looks like it's starting.
[20:32] ---
    The great war for the coins
    against Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus!
[20:38] ---
    MAGIA LUPUS
[20:43] ---
    And for some reason, I got lost at school.
[20:46] ---
    The sudden turn of events is jarring!
[20:48] ---
    Should I push or pull to open this door?
[20:52] ---
    Hmm.
[20:53] ---
    I always get it wrong.
[20:56] ---
    Do I push or pull? Hmm...
[21:01] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[21:05] ---
    The Divine Visionary should be me.
[21:09] ---
    Not some riffraff from Adler.
[21:13] ---
    Right...
[21:15] ---
    Mother?
[21:17] ---
    A world free of impurities.
[21:20] ---
    It will be my—
[21:22] ---
    Um...
[21:25] ---
    I couldn't figure out
    whether to push or pull this door open.
[21:27] ---
    Sorry.
[21:29] ---
    Also, you know
    that's a doll you're talking to?
[21:35] ---
    Thank you
    for bringing that to my attention.
[21:38] ---
    I ended up in a mysterious place.
[21:41] ---
    And there were
    some mysterious people there.
[21:45] ---
    Well, I'll write another letter later, Pops.
[21:47] ---
    Wait, this is where it ends!?
[21:49] ---
    I'm too worried about what happens next!
[23:23] ---
    Thus, it is we, the superior beings,
    who prosper.
[23:27] ---
    It doesn't matter how strong you are.
    I'm not gonna lose.
[23:31] ---
    My gravity magic can...
[23:34] ---
    You're quite menacing, though.
[23:37] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE PUPPET MASTER

Season 1

E7 - Mash Burnedead and the Puppet Master

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[00:02] ---
    Finishing the outdoor class
    held with Adler and Lang dorms,
[00:06] ---
    Mash obtained a gold coin.
[00:09] ---
    However, despite Lance's warning,
    Mash got lost at school,
[00:15] ---
    and somehow found himself
    at the center of rivaling Lang dorm.
[00:19] ---
    The headquarters of Magia Lupus.
[01:54] ---
    You know
    that's a doll you're talking to?
[01:58] ---
    Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
[02:00] ---
    You're welcome.
[02:03] ---
    So you're the first-year with the gold coin.
[02:07] ---
    Yes, that's me.
[02:10] ---
    Why do you wish to be a Divine Visionary?
[02:14] ---
    To live peacefully with my family.
[02:17] ---
    Splendid. However...
[02:21] ---
    You are misguided.
[02:24] ---
    The Divine Visionaries
    are the artisans of our world.
[02:29] ---
    They literally are the vessels of God's divinity.
[02:32] ---
    You lack the mettle necessary
    to be a creator deity.
[02:37] ---
    Then, what about you?
[02:39] ---
    I will return this world to its rightful form.
[02:44] ---
    Do you know why humanity has flourished?
[02:47] ---
    Because we tirelessly pillage, use,
    and devour those weaker than us.
[02:53] ---
    But look at society now.
[02:56] ---
    Sheltering the weak, fighting for equality,
    encouraging compassion...
[03:02] ---
    It's nonsense.
[03:05] ---
    Society wants to shut their eyes,
    and try their hardest to avert reality.
[03:12] ---
    We are beasts by nature.
[03:15] ---
    Even in human society, the weak are pillaged,
    taken advantage of, and weeded out.
[03:22] ---
    Thus, it is we, the superior beings,
    who prosper.
[03:26] ---
    That is the law of nature.
[03:31] ---
    I get it.
[03:33] ---
    So you're saying...
[03:36] ---
    you want to live peacefully as well?
[03:43] ---
    What is he talking about?
[03:45] ---
    Was he listening at all?
[03:49] ---
    I will take those words as hostility.
[03:52] ---
    I didn't mean it that way. I'm sorry.
[03:56] ---
    I see.
[03:58] ---
    Then I will allow you to go,
    in exchange for your gold coin.
[04:05] ---
    How about no?
[04:08] ---
    I see.
[04:10] ---
    Well, you have no right to refuse.
[04:18] ---
    A puppet?
[04:30] ---
    That wasn't much of a challenge.
[04:40] ---
    What's with this puppet?
[04:42] ---
    It's been pumping iron
    a lot more than the other one.
[04:57] ---
    I will put this coin to good use.
[05:03] ---
    I'm sorry I said
    you weren't much of a challenge.
SIGN    STOMP STOMP
[05:10] ---
    Huh? Whoops.
    Almost stomped someone to death.
[05:16] ---
    Hey, I'm going to take him
    to the nurse's office.
[05:21] ---
    You're giving up your coin?
[05:23] ---
    No, but I'm prioritizing.
[05:27] ---
    Besides...
[05:29] ---
    It doesn't matter how strong you are.
    I'm not gonna lose.
[05:39] ---
    Oh?
[05:41] ---
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[05:46] ---
    His overwhelming confidence.
[05:49] ---
    Is he simply thoughtless, or is he...
[05:54] ---
    Something doesn't feel right.
[06:00] ---
    My puppet is missing a button.
[06:08] ---
    I think I just witnessed
    something unthinkable.
[06:14] ---
    When the puppet flung over the coin,
[06:17] ---
    Mushroom Head ripped something
    off the puppet,
[06:22] ---
    sent it flying with tremendous force,
[06:25] ---
    hit the coin mid-air,
    and when it was floating...
[06:29] ---
    he sucked the coin up
    using the power of his lungs alone!
[06:34] ---
    Wait, is that what I saw?
[06:40] ---
    Interesting.
[06:42] ---
    That was close.
[06:45] ---
    What was a person doing
    lying on the floor there anyway?
[06:49] ---
    He's unconscious.
    Better get him there quickly.
[07:00] ---
    What the... I'm human again.
[07:03] ---
    I can't remember anything that happened
    after I was turned into a doll.
[07:06] ---
    How the hell did I...
SIGN    HMPH HMPH HMPH HMPH
SIGN    BAM BAM BAM BAM
[07:13] ---
    Wh-What the hell are you doing!?
[07:17] ---
    Working my exterior obliques.
[07:19] ---
    Oh... Okay.
[07:21] ---
    Wait, the fact that you're here
    means you brought me...
[07:26] ---
    That's right.
[07:28] ---
    Why?
[07:34] ---
    I was your enemy.
[07:39] ---
    Well...
[07:41] ---
    When one of us is in trouble,
    we're all in tr—
SIGN    BITE
[07:44] ---
    Mhy tohnge... Nearly bit it off...
[07:47] ---
    I-I see.
[07:50] ---
    Okay, I'm going now.
[07:53] ---
    Take care of yourself.
[07:54] ---
    Huh? Sure.
[08:00] ---
    When one of us is in trouble,
    we're all in trouble, huh?
[08:04] ---
    Damn that punk.
[08:06] ---
    Meanwhile, back at Adler dorm room 302...
SIGN    RUMBLE RUMBLE
SIGN    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[08:17] ---
    What do you think you're doing here?
[08:19] ---
    And did you change your hairstyle?
[08:22] ---
    That's my line!
    I just got a new look. Call it a makeover!
[08:26] ---
    Lemon seems to like guys
    with bangs, so you know...
[08:30] ---
    Lance, Dot, why are you two
    arguing in my room?
[08:35] ---
    His face clearly scores above 70th percentile.
[08:38] ---
    And being so tall...
[08:40] ---
    His difficulty playing the game of life is...
    Easy Mode.
[08:44] ---
    My dissatisfaction level is at 500%.
[08:47] ---
    Now get outta this room!
[08:49] ---
    But this is my room!
[08:51] ---
    Just looking at ya pisses me off!
[08:54] ---
    I hate good-lookin' guys to death!
[08:59] ---
    I hate rude boors to death, too.
[09:02] ---
    I can eradicate you
    from this world right now, you know?
[09:07] ---
    Bring it on. I'll triple-kill ya!
[09:10] ---
    Um, err...
[09:11] ---
    Very well. I will take you on.
[09:14] ---
    Wait, no, please...
[09:17] ---
    I beg you, if you're gonna
    do anything, do it outside!
SIGN    RAH
SIGN    BANG
[09:22] ---
    Right. You'll break stuff inside the room,
    so can you take it outside?
[09:27] ---
    The most contradictory of contradictions.
[09:29] ---
    What a great contradiction.
[09:32] ---
    Sheesh.
[09:33] ---
    Gimme a break. Seriously.
[09:38] ---
    Here, take this.
[09:39] ---
    What is this?
[09:40] ---
    What? Always have a gift when you drop by
    someone else's place.
[09:44] ---
    That's common sense.
[09:46] ---
    Despite talking and acting like a ruffian,
    Dot may have a good upbringing?
[09:50] ---
    And it's herb tea to boot.
[09:53] ---
    That one has a really good aroma.
    It's my favorite.
[09:57] ---
    S-Sure.
[09:58] ---
    He looks like this, but loves herb tea?
[10:01] ---
    Well...
[10:03] ---
    All in all, today is another peaceful day.
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM
[10:07] ---
    Why are you so complacent?
[10:09] ---
    We need to strategize ways to acquire coins.
[10:13] ---
    Man, I want a girlfriend.
[10:15] ---
    Not one of them are on the same page!
[10:19] ---
    Big news!
[10:23] ---
    Four men. One of me...
[10:26] ---
    You beasts!
SIGN    WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
[10:27] ---
    We're not doing anything!
    You're the one who came in here!
[10:32] ---
    That's right!
[10:33] ---
    Everyone, come with me!
[10:37] ---
    What is this?
[10:39] ---
    This Magic Scale displays
    how many gold coins each dorm has.
[10:44] ---
    Look closely.
[10:46] ---
    Lang dorm has most of the gold coins for now.
[10:51] ---
    On the other hand,
    we Adler only have Mash's one coin.
[10:55] ---
    Since the start of this school year, Lang has been
    nabbing all the other dorms' coins.
[11:02] ---
    Adler upperclassmen who could stop them
    are all away for off-campus internships.
[11:09] ---
    Lang dorm are blood-purists
    with an exclusionary ideology.
[11:13] ---
    If this keeps up, Lang will produce
    this year's Divine Visionary.
[11:18] ---
    Orca students basically
    devote themselves to research.
[11:22] ---
    Which means it's up to us Adlers
    to put a stop to their plan.
[11:28] ---
    Lemon's going out of her way
    to break the situation down for us.
[11:31] ---
    She's so sweet. I'm in wuv!
[11:34] ---
    And so, please try hard, Mash!
[11:38] ---
    'Kay.
[11:40] ---
    I see.
[11:42] ---
    This means I need to snuff out the guys
    from Lang to fulfill my objective.
[11:48] ---
    That's what this means.
[11:49] ---
    All right, dammit! Let's kill 'em!
[11:53] ---
    Everyone, best of luck.
[11:56] ---
    These muscles will flex
[11:59] ---
    in the name of peace.
[12:09] ---
    About your actions... I decided I must
    give you reprimand, even if superficial.
[12:17] ---
    Therefore, you are to clean
    the owl huts for a week.
[12:24] ---
    So much for getting right into it.
[12:27] ---
    I was a bit motivated, too.
[12:30] ---
    I've come to help you out.
[12:31] ---
    Huh? Why?
[12:34] ---
    It's simple.
[12:35] ---
    Lang guys might come into contact with you,
    targeting your coin.
[12:40] ---
    And I will hunt them down.
[12:43] ---
    You're worried about me?
[12:45] ---
    That's not it. I'll kill you.
[12:55] ---
    Olore, did you know?
[13:03] ---
    Once time passes, it never returns.
[13:06] ---
    Stop stating the obvious
    as if it's a profound statement.
[13:11] ---
    It wastes time.
[13:16] ---
    Now, shall we acquire another gold coin?
[13:20] ---
    No one can stop the flow of time.
[13:26] ---
    Mash was cleaning up the owl huts.
SIGN    POKE
SIGN    POKE
SIGN    POKE POKE POKE
[13:32] ---
    Did I do something to them?
[13:33] ---
    It's disturbing
    how much those owls hate you.
[13:39] ---
    What in the world have I done?
[13:43] ---
    Sea Field.
[13:48] ---
    Mash!
[13:49] ---
    Shuriketh.
[13:53] ---
    Greetings, Adlers.
[13:56] ---
    We've come for your coin.
[13:59] ---
    You must be from Lang.
[14:02] ---
    Yes, we are.
[14:04] ---
    We are from Magia Lupus.
    I'm Sixth Fang, Olore Andrew, and...
SIGN    SIXTH FANG: OLORE ANDREW
[14:09] ---
    Seventh Fang, Anser Shinri.
SIGN    SEVENTH FANG: ANSER SHINRI
[14:13] ---
    Interesting.
[14:14] ---
    The one suited to become
    Divine Visionary is neither of you.
[14:19] ---
    So let's battle now for each other's coins.
SIGN    ° HELP ME. I'VE NEVER SWUM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
[14:26] ---
    I will join you soon...
    Sea Shark!
SIGN    BAM
[14:34] ---
    The hunt's on.
[14:38] ---
    Guess I'm left with you.
[14:41] ---
    Let me tell you something important.
[14:46] ---
    In a fight...
[14:49] ---
    there is always a winner and a loser.
[14:55] ---
    Damn him.
[14:56] ---
    He states the obvious like it was a profound
    statement, and even pauses in delivery.
[15:00] ---
    I wish I didn't ask.
[15:02] ---
    Shuriketh.
[15:05] ---
    His magic merely controls
    that disc-shaped weapon.
[15:09] ---
    My gravity magic can...
[15:13] ---
    Gravio...
[15:15] ---
    The owls?
[15:17] ---
    Shuriketh!
[15:19] ---
    Oh no. Owls have nothing to do with this.
[15:21] ---
    My gravity magic will get him.
[15:24] ---
    Gravio...
[15:25] ---
    Big Brother!
    Don't pick on those poor owls!
[15:32] ---
    You're right, my little sister.
[15:35] ---
    Your big brother was mistaken.
[15:37] ---
    What's wrong? This world
    is about survival of the fittest.
[15:40] ---
    Only the strong and the weak exist.
[15:44] ---
    Shuriketh... Double!
[15:47] ---
    Oh no, the owls behind me...
[15:58] ---
    Your wand is made of magnolia.
[16:00] ---
    You're the Crown family's kid, aren't you?
[16:02] ---
    The prestigious Crown family,
    famed for their gravitation magic.
[16:07] ---
    I heard their eldest son ran off.
    I can't believe...
[16:13] ---
    he turned out to be so weak.
[16:17] ---
    Did you leave due to your lack of talent?
[16:21] ---
    I sympathize. You are one of the weak.
[16:26] ---
    Did you know?
[16:28] ---
    Overwhelming the weak
    feels better than anything else.
[16:32] ---
    Humans can evaluate themselves
    only by comparing themselves with others.
[16:36] ---
    Since there is someone below you,
    you can acknowledge your own superiority.
[16:41] ---
    There is a necessity for existences like you.
[16:47] ---
    Graviole.
[16:55] ---
    That's enough.
    I will put you at ease.
[16:59] ---
    By defeating a Crown, I can once again
    acknowledge that I am a superior being.
[17:06] ---
    Shuriketh Triple!
[17:11] ---
    Why do I feel like something is off?
[17:14] ---
    All the owls are in one spot?
[17:17] ---
    Graviole.
[17:23] ---
    The owls were in the way.
[17:25] ---
    So I moved them over.
[17:28] ---
    Impossible.
[17:30] ---
    With the first spell, he controlled the shovel
    hanging on the hut wall to cut open the bag of feed,
[17:34] ---
    and lured all the owls over.
[17:37] ---
    He wasn't attacking me the whole time
    because he was worried about the owls?
[17:43] ---
    Don't mock me!
[17:44] ---
    Large Shuriketh!
[17:46] ---
    This spell is my most...
[17:49] ---
    Graviole.
[18:00] ---
    What? We're both the same double-liners.
    What is this overwhelming difference in power?
[18:05] ---
    For you, battles are where you gain
    a sense of superiority.
[18:11] ---
    It's not the same for me.
[18:13] ---
    I am forced to fight for the sake
    of my dear little sister.
[18:17] ---
    What are you trying to say?
[18:20] ---
    Let me tell you something important.
[18:23] ---
    Guys like you, who fight for themselves...
[18:27] ---
    never stand a chance against
    my determination to save my little sister.
[18:36] ---
    You cannot escape from the Sea Field
    that I have created.
[18:41] ---
    Now, the hunt's on, Mushroom Head!
[18:47] ---
    I felt like something passed by me
    at tremendous speed.
[18:51] ---
    But that's ridiculous.
[18:52] ---
    Humans can't swim faster
    than 10km per hour.
[18:56] ---
    I must have imagined it.
[18:58] ---
    Although I don't see Mushroom Head
    anywhere. Where could he...
[19:06] ---
    Wait, back when he fell under my spell...
[19:10] ---
    didn't he say he couldn't swim?
SIGN    "I COULD SWIM MORE THAN I THOUGHT."
[19:16] ---
    What was that?
SIGN    "I HAD THOUGHT I COULDN'T SWIM, SO THANK YOU."
[19:21] ---
    He's thanking me for something.
[19:22] ---
    I-I can't see him. Not even his shadow!
[19:28] ---
    So this is how it feels to be hunted...
[19:31] ---
    All right. I will get serious about this.
[19:35] ---
    SeaShark Evolution!
[19:41] ---
    Now that I am in this form,
    nobody can stop...
[20:00] ---
    You did it?
[20:01] ---
    Yeah.
[20:05] ---
    Magia Lupus.
[20:07] ---
    If this is the power
    of the sixth and seventh...
[20:11] ---
    I think we've got this.
[20:14] ---
    You saying it
    kinda loses the dramatic tension.
[20:18] ---
    Oh dear.
[20:20] ---
    Such a terrible thing to say about us.
[20:23] ---
    However...
[20:30] ---
    Aren't you jumping to conclusions?
[20:34] ---
    Graviole.
[20:38] ---
    I can't use my magic?
[20:44] ---
    Please calm down.
[20:46] ---
    I'm only here for my allies.
[20:51] ---
    You're quite menacing, though.
[20:59] ---
    What was that just now?
    Did he teleport?
[21:02] ---
    Is this magic?
[21:04] ---
    I apologize for seeming menacing.
[21:08] ---
    I merely wanted a small glimpse.
[21:11] ---
    But it is also true that I came here
    to retrieve my allies.
[21:16] ---
    You don't need to worry just yet.
[21:19] ---
    We will meet again soon.
[21:24] ---
    Now, good day.
[21:29] ---
    I take it back.
[21:31] ---
    Crushing them will be worthwhile after all.
[21:48] ---
    In that moment...
[21:52] ---
    Such speed, and with no magic...
[21:55] ---
    Then he is the same type as me.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE WOLVES OF MAGIC

Season 1

E8 - Mash Burnedead and the Wolves of Magic

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[00:01] ---
    Do you...
[00:03] ---
    really think you can just take a gold coin?
[00:08] ---
    From me?
    The magma master of Orca dorm...
[00:12] ---
    Rhodes Eamus!
[00:21] ---
    I had heard you were
    surprisingly aggressive for an Orca...
[00:26] ---
    But you were nothing more, it seems.
[02:19] ---
    Magically talented, and high self-esteem...
[02:23] ---
    Lang's elite, Magia Lupus,
    is filled with students of that nature.
[02:30] ---
    Its higher ranks are clearly
    the top students in this school.
[02:34] ---
    I'd rather not play defense
    against those with actual skills...
[02:39] ---
    But this school hides
    the dorms' locations from each other.
[02:43] ---
    This is to encourage
    inter-dorm competition.
[02:48] ---
    That's why...
[02:49] ---
    we're going to figure out where
    they are, so we can take their coins.
[02:57] ---
    'Kay.
[03:00] ---
    Were you really listening?
[03:04] ---
    Lastly, it's been a month
    since you were admitted.
[03:07] ---
    Here's your dorm robe. Put it on.
[03:10] ---
    'Kay.
[03:16] ---
    You're joking around, right?
[03:19] ---
    Whoa, the logo.
[03:21] ---
    That's not a logo. That's Adler's mark.
[03:24] ---
    And by the way, logos are letters
    that have been transformed into a design.
[03:28] ---
    'Kay.
[03:29] ---
    I hope this makes you more conscious
    of the fact that you belong to a dorm.
[03:34] ---
    But first...
[03:35] ---
    Mash!
[03:37] ---
    Big trouble! Tom is...
[03:39] ---
    - Can you hold on? My cream puffs...
    - But Tom...
[03:43] ---
    No, my cream puffs...
[03:45] ---
    Tom!
[03:47] ---
    They went to the infirmary.
[03:50] ---
    Hey, guys...
    How are you all... bambooing?
[03:55] ---
    Or are you more like bamboo-it?
[03:58] ---
    Captain's character identity...
[04:00] ---
    What happened? You look so drained.
[04:05] ---
    That's the thing. I don't really remember.
[04:08] ---
    When I woke up, I was here.
[04:10] ---
    Usually I live my life at full throttle
    so I fall asleep and bam, it's morning.
[04:16] ---
    I don't dream.
[04:18] ---
    But the night I collapsed...
[04:20] ---
    I dreamt that I was trapped
    and stuffed in some dark box.
[04:27] ---
    I was fully conscious but couldn't speak.
[04:32] ---
    I was in that state for hours.
[04:36] ---
    It was such a nightmare.
[04:38] ---
    Captain is so shook up.
[04:41] ---
    I need to eat a cream puff.
[04:43] ---
    Mash, please keep it down.
[04:46] ---
    Are you okay physically?
[04:49] ---
    Yeah. I just feel slightly woozy.
[04:53] ---
    Also...
[04:54] ---
    I'm temporarily unable to use magic.
[04:58] ---
    I hardly feel magical energy within me.
[05:01] ---
    It's like someone sucked it out of me...
[05:05] ---
    I see. But in any case...
[05:09] ---
    Why are there so many here?
[05:12] ---
    Yeah. They all seem to have lost
    their magic temporarily, too.
[05:18] ---
    Right when our headmaster
    got called out to the Bureau of Magic...
[05:24] ---
    Um, Mash. Take this.
[05:29] ---
    HONK
[05:31] ---
    What's this?
[05:33] ---
    That's Creamy.
    She's a good luck charm I made.
[05:37] ---
    I've been feeling a little anxious lately.
[05:41] ---
    What's with the ribbon?
[05:43] ---
    You're so tactless!
[05:47] ---
    In any case,
    don't do anything too risky, all right?
[05:52] ---
    Okay.
[05:54] ---
    And keep that with you at all times,
    and always think of me!
[06:00] ---
    S-Sure.
[06:01] ---
    You absolutely have to!
[06:03] ---
    And when you sleep, hold onto it
    so that in your dreams, I can...
[06:08] ---
    You beast!
[06:11] ---
    Late night, after lights out in the dorm...
[06:16] ---
    I'm sure the Magia Lupus are behind
    these events. What I think is—
[06:21] ---
    Should we really be walking
    around school after hours?
[06:26] ---
    You really are a straight arrow, aren't you.
[06:30] ---
    It'll be fine if we apologize later!
[06:32] ---
    Don't leave me alone!
[06:35] ---
    Why are you guys tagging along?
SIGN    HEAVE-HO!
[06:39] ---
    Cause I want coins too, moron!
[06:41] ---
    Don't leave me all alone in that room!
[06:45] ---
    I feel bad for them.
    Let's take them with us.
[06:45] ---
    - Huh? Are you really gonna do it?
    - I'm so scared!
[06:49] ---
    I'm not sure about this.
[06:55] ---
    Hey! See that!?
SIGN    BLOOSH
[06:59] ---
    It's Lemon.
[07:00] ---
    She looks so cute from behind, too.
[07:04] ---
    Hey, Lemo...
[07:07] ---
    Wait.
[07:09] ---
    Something's wrong.
[07:39] ---
    Hey, you've gotta be kidding me.
SIGN    BLOOSH
[07:42] ---
    She didn't have any eyes, but she was
    so cute because it was Lemon.
[07:45] ---
    I just realized that.
[07:49] ---
    That's definitely magic all right.
[07:52] ---
    - What should we—
    - Wait.
[07:54] ---
    She's going somewhere.
[07:56] ---
    We gotta chase her.
[08:00] ---
    She turned that corner.
[08:07] ---
    She's gone.
[08:09] ---
    You're kidding, right?
    This is a dead end.
[08:14] ---
    Hey. Did you hear something?
[08:16] ---
    Huh? I didn't hear anything.
[08:23] ---
    No, I do hear something.
[08:24] ---
    Like the sound of wood creaking!
[08:26] ---
    Don't be spouting random bull...
[08:30] ---
    I heard it too. Just kill me now!
[08:32] ---
    Lemon!
[08:35] ---
    Stay calm. It's just a spell.
[08:38] ---
    Disclose.
[08:47] ---
    What the hell?
[08:49] ---
    A d-door?
[08:55] ---
    Revealing the door
    is as far as my magic can go.
[09:00] ---
    So we need another special spell to open it.
[09:04] ---
    Machine Gun Explomb!
[09:11] ---
    Damn thing won't budge!!
[09:13] ---
    What the hell are we supposed to do with it?
[09:25] ---
    H-Hey.
[09:27] ---
    Mash?
[09:51] ---
    He pried the door open
    with the power of leverage.
[09:54] ---
    Anything goes for him, huh?
[09:59] ---
    Lemon is inside. And most likely...
[10:03] ---
    the Magia Lupus, too.
[10:11] ---
    Don't do anything too risky, all right?
[10:15] ---
    I'm sorry, but...
[10:17] ---
    I don't think
    I'll be able to keep that promise.
[10:22] ---
    Let's go.
[10:30] ---
    I had no idea the school
    had a lower level like this.
[10:33] ---
    It's like a secret base. Right, Finn?
[10:35] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[10:37] ---
    You punk! Keep killing
    the dramatic tension and I'll kill ya!
SIGN    FLUMP
[10:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:42] ---
    I mean, I wouldn't really... Wait...
[10:44] ---
    Look, I'm sorry too, man.
[10:46] ---
    Mash, don't be so depressed.
[10:49] ---
    Our enemies chose this place as their hideout.
[10:52] ---
    I'm certain this location
    gives them an advantage.
[10:58] ---
    Hey, see that?
[11:00] ---
    There's light over there!
[11:08] ---
    An arena?
[11:11] ---
    What is this?
[11:12] ---
    Are you a little slow?
[11:15] ---
    Correct!
[11:20] ---
    It's an ancient dueling field.
[11:23] ---
    So old that current teachers
    don't even know it exists.
[11:27] ---
    Are you one of the Magia Lupus?
[11:30] ---
    Me? No, no.
[11:32] ---
    I'm here at Third Fang's request.
[11:36] ---
    To eradicate intruders like you.
[11:43] ---
    Now, if you want to proceed,
    you need to wager coins and challenge me.
[11:48] ---
    Though...
[11:49] ---
    I'll never let you get through!
[11:52] ---
    Very well.
[11:54] ---
    Wait.
[11:55] ---
    Let me.
[11:57] ---
    Dot.
[11:58] ---
    'Cause you know that I hate
    good-lookin' guys to death.
[12:05] ---
    I see.
[12:07] ---
    Go get 'im.
[12:08] ---
    Good luck.
[12:12] ---
    Hey, you know what?
[12:15] ---
    You have a fan club, don't you?
[12:17] ---
    I do. What of it?
[12:21] ---
    Jealous rant incoming.
[12:23] ---
    Most definitely so.
[12:24] ---
    Very likely.
[12:26] ---
    Livin' the dream, are ya!? I'll kill ya!
[12:31] ---
    As expected...
[12:32] ---
    You could say his jealousy
    is even invigorating.
[12:35] ---
    What a pitiful creature.
[12:37] ---
    What? You're jealous of my attractiveness?
[12:40] ---
    I am, so what!?
SIGN    RAH
[12:42] ---
    You can be jealous and all that.
[12:45] ---
    Well, since you lack both a good face
    and good brains, I don't see how I could lose.
[12:51] ---
    Rose Whip.
[12:59] ---
    Though they came here to rescue Lemon,
[13:02] ---
    the ugly battle of Dot Barrett, envious
    of a handsome boy, was about to begin.
[13:11] ---
    This is the Bureau of Magic,
    the Magic Realm's highest legal authority.
[13:16] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg.
    I apologize for the sudden call.
[13:20] ---
    No need for apologies.
[13:22] ---
    But the fact that you called for me means...
[13:26] ---
    That's right.
[13:28] ---
    Six of death row's most notorious inmates
    have escaped from Hecatrice.
[13:33] ---
    The prison guards were slaughtered.
[13:37] ---
    And they were assisted by...
[13:41] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[13:46] ---
    Meanwhile, in the underground arena,
    Dot was jealous of the handsome guy.
[13:51] ---
    Eat this!
[13:53] ---
    Explomb!
[14:04] ---
    You guys beat Silva
    the second-year, didn't you?
[14:11] ---
    A-Actually he maybe kinda
    beat the crap outta me.
[14:15] ---
    It's a shame a guy like him
    is a double-liner.
[14:20] ---
    But magic capacity is worthless
    if you don't use it right.
[14:25] ---
    I'll say this outright.
[14:27] ---
    I'm a lot tougher than he is.
[14:31] ---
    Oh?
[14:33] ---
    Well, I'm definitely not gonna lose.
[14:37] ---
    How do you intend on winning?
[14:39] ---
    Like this!
[14:41] ---
    Explombomb!
[14:52] ---
    What are these?
[14:54] ---
    Marks on the ground?
[14:56] ---
    Hey, might wanna watch your step!
[14:59] ---
    This is a conditional spell.
[15:01] ---
    It's got five times
    the explosive power than usual!
[15:05] ---
    There's no way I would fall
    for such an obvious trap.
[15:08] ---
    Not me.
[15:10] ---
    Nah.
[15:12] ---
    A guy like you is sure to fall for it!
[15:20] ---
    How does he intend on making me
    step on these marks?
[15:24] ---
    Is there a way to move me from this spot?
[15:28] ---
    I won't fall for that trick.
[15:31] ---
    Rose Whip Absol.
[15:35] ---
    Machine Gun Explomb!
[15:39] ---
    Damn it, it's not working!
[15:42] ---
    Grab.
[15:47] ---
    My wand!
[15:50] ---
    Stab.
[15:53] ---
    That hurts!
[15:56] ---
    Those thorns have completely
    immobilized your body.
[16:01] ---
    That tacky bandanna with those goofy eyes?
[16:04] ---
    And lacking sense in magic to boot.
[16:08] ---
    You ultimately failed in making me
    step on these marks, too.
[16:13] ---
    You really are a far cry from handsome.
[16:17] ---
    My next attack will definitely finish you off.
[16:20] ---
    Stop it!
[16:22] ---
    Drop.
[16:27] ---
    I never said anything about
    making you step on the marks.
[16:37] ---
    Explombomb is nothing more
    than a time bomb.
[16:42] ---
    Didn't think I'd confidently set time bombs
    right in front of your face, did ya?
[16:52] ---
    I'll kill ya eightfold!
[16:56] ---
    H-How can I, to someone like him...
[17:05] ---
    Don't judge everything
    by their looks, pretty boy!
[17:11] ---
    You did it, Dot!
[17:13] ---
    There's no way I'd lose!
[17:15] ---
    Yeah! Bring on the next guy!
[17:28] ---
    This punk. Striking an attractive pose,
    even in defeat...
[17:32] ---
    He sure is unwavering.
[17:35] ---
    I don't exactly hate that.
[17:38] ---
    Is it over?
[17:41] ---
    Wh-What the hell!?
[17:43] ---
    I'm getting sucked into the ground.
[17:45] ---
    Please, save my baby.
    At least spare this one.
[17:49] ---
    I assume this means our enemies
    have no intention of letting us g...
[17:53] ---
    I'm sinking! I'm going to sink!
[17:58] ---
    I think these guys...
[18:00] ---
    are even more insane than I am?
[18:18] ---
    Their plan is to split us up
    and hunt us down.
[18:25] ---
    The double-liner first-year...
[18:30] ---
    I was more interested
    in seeing Mushroom Head.
[18:35] ---
    That magic earlier was his, huh?
[18:38] ---
    So this is the upper echelon
    of Magia Lupus.
[18:41] ---
    The first-year double-liner, huh?
[18:46] ---
    Being scummy is totally inexcusable, okay?
[18:51] ---
    I am the Third Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Wirth Madl.
SIGN    THIRD FANG: WIRTH MADL
[18:58] ---
    Being worthlessly weak
    is absolutely inexcusable. Got that?
[19:10] ---
    Ow.
[19:18] ---
    Two single-liners? Easy-peasy! Hurray!
[19:24] ---
    I'm the Fifth Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Love Cute!
SIGN    FIFTH FANG: LOVE CUTE
[19:30] ---
    And I'm the Fourth Fang, Milo Genius.
SIGN    FOURTH FANG: MILO GENIUS
[19:36] ---
    T-Two double-liners. We're done for.
[19:40] ---
    Thank you for bringing me into this world,
    Dad and Mom. I'm sorry.
[19:45] ---
    Goodbye.
[19:46] ---
    Hey.
[19:48] ---
    Don't give up before we've even started.
[19:51] ---
    It's a super underdog victory
    if we can get through this.
[19:55] ---
    I'll show you the power
    of the protagonist, you side characters.
[20:01] ---
    Wow, so cool!
    You really sound like a main character!
[20:07] ---
    Ouchies.
[20:12] ---
    Huh?
[20:14] ---
    Where is everyone?
[20:15] ---
    Did you get separated from your friends?
[20:24] ---
    You're from that other day...
[20:26] ---
    It has been a while.
[20:27] ---
    Come to think,
    I had not introduced myself yet.
[20:31] ---
    I am the Second Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Abyss Razor.
[20:36] ---
    SECOND FANG: ABYSS RAZOR
[20:39] ---
    I hope you will remember me.
[20:40] ---
    Oh. Yes, thank you.
[20:43] ---
    How you moved about the other day...
[20:52] ---
    It was quite impressive.
[20:55] ---
    Oh, um, thanks.
[20:58] ---
    I noticed it back then.
[21:00] ---
    You're unable to use magic, aren't you?
[21:05] ---
    Huh?
[21:07] ---
    Th-Th-That's not necessarily t-t-true.
[21:13] ---
    You seem a little agitated.
[21:15] ---
    Wh-What makes you th-think that?
[21:19] ---
    I'm not.
[21:21] ---
    You don't have to worry.
[21:24] ---
    Just like you,
[21:26] ---
    I am someone abhorred by this world.
[21:31] ---
    You must have your reasons for being here.
[21:37] ---
    But I, too, have my reasons.
[21:42] ---
    Huh? You sound like
    you're planning to defeat me.
[21:48] ---
    I'll beat the stuffing out of you.
[21:52] ---
    With all I've got.
[21:55] ---
    In order to rescue Lemon,
[21:57] ---
    Mash and company's battle against
    the Magia Lupus was about to begin.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE ACCELERATED BATTLE

Season 1

E9 - Mash Burnedead and the Accelerated Battle

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[01:31] ---
    I'm Wirth Madl.
[01:33] ---
    Being worthlessly weak
    is absolutely inexcusable. Got that?
[01:40] ---
    Graviole.
[01:43] ---
    I have no time to be your playmate.
[01:56] ---
    Gravity magic, huh? What a surprise.
[02:02] ---
    This might be fun after all.
[02:06] ---
    Right?
[02:09] ---
    Graviole.
[02:18] ---
    Useless, so useless!
[02:21] ---
    Mud clones.
[02:23] ---
    So I have to crush the real one.
[02:27] ---
    That'll make things quick.
[02:29] ---
    I'll attack the whole field.
[02:31] ---
    Graviole.
[02:37] ---
    Too bad.
[02:40] ---
    Burst!
[02:43] ---
    My legs are stuck. When did he...
[02:52] ---
    The Crown family is renowned
    for their gravity magic.
[02:55] ---
    You come from a good bloodline.
[02:58] ---
    Your talent is wasted.
[03:00] ---
    Perfect. You should join Magia Lupus.
[03:04] ---
    Looks like your skills aren't too bad.
[03:07] ---
    Bet you'd fit in nicely in our lower ranks.
[03:10] ---
    And more than anything,
    I feel sorry for you.
[03:14] ---
    A magic user of your talents belongs
    in an environment where you can flourish.
[03:19] ---
    Your growth depends on those around you.
[03:22] ---
    Surround yourself with garbage
    and you'll undoubtedly start to reek.
[03:26] ---
    Meaning?
[03:28] ---
    C'mon! You really need me
    to spell it out for you?
[03:32] ---
    Those Adlers are trash.
    You'll rot too if you stay with them.
[03:38] ---
    People are supposed to be surrounded
    by their equals.
[03:43] ---
    Hang around with the dregs
    and you just sink to their level.
[03:48] ---
    Being a Magia Lupus is amazing.
    We all have so much talent!
[03:53] ---
    We also get excellent education,
    tools, potions...
[03:57] ---
    Our environment is designed
    to bring out the best magic in us.
[04:02] ---
    An environment to become stronger...
[04:05] ---
    The strength of my conviction is not
    superficial enough for the environment to matter.
[04:14] ---
    Was that too difficult to grasp?
[04:16] ---
    From my point of view,
[04:18] ---
    you are second-rate.
[04:23] ---
    Second rate? Is that so?
[04:27] ---
    Do you understand what you're saying?
[04:31] ---
    Graviole.
[04:34] ---
    He shifted gravity sideways to a wall.
[04:41] ---
    But it won't make a difference.
[04:44] ---
    I cushion walls and floors with
    a muddy environment to absorb shocks.
[04:50] ---
    Gravity magic needs a place
    to slam your opponent into.
[04:55] ---
    As long as he doesn't figure
    this trick out, I'm impervi...
[05:02] ---
    He's shooting rubble created earlier
    into the mud using gravity.
[05:12] ---
    Did this kid already realize
    what my anti-gravity trick is?
[05:19] ---
    You said people become stronger
    with a better environment.
[05:23] ---
    Yeah?
[05:24] ---
    Based on your logic, it appears
    my environment is the superior one.
[05:32] ---
    I am strong.
[05:35] ---
    I was born with two marks.
[05:38] ---
    I have a capacity for magic
    beyond your average flunky.
[05:42] ---
    I've been at Easton since middle school.
[05:46] ---
    My joining the Magia Lupus was inevitable.
[05:50] ---
    There, I received an education
    reserved for Lang's best.
[05:55] ---
    That's right. Of course I'm strong.
[05:59] ---
    After all that, there's no way I couldn't be.
[06:01] ---
    So there's no way I could be weak.
[06:06] ---
    Pretty cocky of you, first-year.
[06:09] ---
    You think you've beaten me?
[06:14] ---
    This is concentrated magical essence,
    extracted from other students.
[06:19] ---
    We Magia Lupus are awarded this essence.
[06:25] ---
    We're special!
[06:30] ---
    His magic power further spiked.
[06:36] ---
    Now I'll prove to you...
[06:39] ---
    which of us is right.
[06:44] ---
    Mudoros Secondth!
[07:00] ---
    Mudoro Devilus!
[07:05] ---
    All magic have tiers.
[07:08] ---
    Basic magic, personal magic.
    Then the more advanced conditional magic.
[07:14] ---
    But Secondth is different
    from magic used by single-liners.
[07:20] ---
    It's higher-tier magic that only certain
    double-liners are allowed to cast.
[07:26] ---
    That's right.
    Only the few worthy can use it.
[07:31] ---
    You must understand, Wirth.
[07:33] ---
    It's your achievements
    that determine your worth.
[07:36] ---
    I will be worthy.
[07:39] ---
    And in this world, magic means everything.
    Your magic determines your worth.
[07:45] ---
    I will be worthy.
[07:48] ---
    Those with an aptitude
    for magic have worth.
[07:51] ---
    Those without it are worthless.
[07:55] ---
    You're wrong.
[07:57] ---
    I'm more than my aptitude.
[07:59] ---
    I earned the position
    that I am standing in now.
[08:02] ---
    I am worthy.
[08:06] ---
    Because you hang out
    with worthless flunkies, this magic
[08:10] ---
    is at a level you'll never achieve!
[08:19] ---
    You called them flunkies, but you really
    don't understand anything, do you?
[08:26] ---
    He reminded me of something important.
[08:31] ---
    I'm too clumsy to make
    rational decisions about everything.
[08:36] ---
    So the only one allowed
    to insult them as flunkies is me.
[08:43] ---
    Graviole Secondth.
[08:53] ---
    Torture Pole!
[09:00] ---
    Mudoro Devilus's movement...
    So these pillars...
[09:04] ---
    That's right.
[09:06] ---
    These pillars exert
    strong gravitational pulls toward them.
[09:13] ---
    And that monster surrounded by the pillars
    will be pulled by gravity from all directions
[09:20] ---
    and ripped apart.
[09:26] ---
    My strongest spell was defeated?
[09:31] ---
    Are you saying I was defeated?
[09:34] ---
    But I...
[09:36] ---
    Acknowledged by the top of your dorm?
[09:40] ---
    You're striving to be the top at Easton.
[09:43] ---
    Entering the Bureau alone will not
    make you worthy as my creation.
[09:48] ---
    Do you understand?
    You are still worthless to me.
[09:55] ---
    When will you finally show me
    that you are worth something?
[10:03] ---
    I'm worthless.
[10:07] ---
    This is yours, right? It was on the ground.
[10:11] ---
    That reference text
    looks ragged from lots of use.
[10:15] ---
    What do you think gives someone worth?
[10:20] ---
    My parents measured worth by position
    and social standing more than anything.
[10:26] ---
    Based on your words and actions,
    you and I were probably raised similarly.
[10:32] ---
    When I grow up, I want to be a singer!
[10:38] ---
    In that environment, it feels like
    your worth is judged by aptitude and standing.
[10:44] ---
    But I disagree with that.
[10:46] ---
    Hey! You're thinking
    I totally can't do it, aren't you?
[10:50] ---
    But I think it's important
    that I decided to try my best!
[10:57] ---
    I don't like the way you talk or act.
[11:01] ---
    But I respect all the effort you've put in.
[11:10] ---
    That's right.
[11:12] ---
    It's not like I wanted to become
    a worthy person. The truth is...
[11:20] ---
    Stupid punk.
[11:22] ---
    I didn't ask for your respect.
[11:54] ---
    You can't win. Not against me.
[11:59] ---
    Acceleraise.
[12:12] ---
    Do you understand now?
    We're incomparable.
[12:16] ---
    You can continue to challenge me,
    knowing that.
[12:20] ---
    But I will not go easy on you.
[12:23] ---
    Even if—
[12:24] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[12:26] ---
    None of that matters. None of it.
[12:31] ---
    "Live in peace with your family."
    Is that right?
[12:37] ---
    How revolting.
[12:40] ---
    Your situation is similar to mine,
    but those ideas...
[12:44] ---
    You must've been blessed
    with whoever was around you.
[12:49] ---
    Fine then.
[12:50] ---
    Please show me your best.
[12:55] ---
    This device drains magic power.
[12:59] ---
    In about 30 minutes,
    your friend will lose her magic power.
[13:03] ---
    She'll lose her mark
    and the ability to use magic forever.
[13:08] ---
    What do you think?
[13:10] ---
    Now your friend will be just like you.
[13:14] ---
    Doesn't that make you happy?
[13:17] ---
    If you're seriously saying that,
    then that mask
[13:22] ---
    will be coming off in pieces.
[13:24] ---
    Quite obstinate.
[13:27] ---
    Very well.
[13:29] ---
    Then I will not hold back.
[13:31] ---
    Acceleraise Sphere.
[13:36] ---
    Anyone can spout high-minded ideals.
[13:40] ---
    But in the end, you're all talk.
[13:55] ---
    Ultimately, you can't save anyone.
[14:01] ---
    I can't pull out my sword.
[14:04] ---
    Caught you.
[14:06] ---
    Is he clenching his abdominal muscles?
[14:09] ---
    My abs are pretty toned.
[14:13] ---
    Right!?
[14:28] ---
    That red eye. Is it...
[14:34] ---
    Bloodshot?
[14:39] ---
    You don't know what this eye means?
[14:42] ---
    Nope.
[14:44] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:46] ---
    Don't apologize.
[14:48] ---
    Okay.
[14:50] ---
    This eye is called "Evil Eye."
[14:55] ---
    The Eye of the Devil temporarily disables
    the magic of all who fall under its gaze.
[15:00] ---
    Magic is everything in this world.
    Thus, I am a pariah. A target of scorn.
SIGN    SLUMP...
[15:08] ---
    I feel kinda bad now.
    You can't use that eye on me at all.
[15:15] ---
    It's fine.
[15:17] ---
    I'm the natural enemy of all magic users.
[15:21] ---
    I've been feared and despised my whole life.
[15:26] ---
    By everyone. Even my parents.
[15:30] ---
    Though, someone as seemingly blessed as you
    probably can't understand.
[15:37] ---
    There are people in this world
    who should have never been born.
[15:45] ---
    Acceleraise Secondth.
[15:55] ---
    Force Field.
[16:02] ---
    An arro...
[16:10] ---
    Surprised by your lack of speed?
[16:15] ---
    This field decreases the speed
    of everyone else within it...
[16:19] ---
    and grants that speed to me.
[16:31] ---
    You won't get me a second time.
    This is truly the end.
[16:42] ---
    What is he...
[16:49] ---
    So much power, even when slowed...
[16:52] ---
    But at that level, my attacks...
[17:02] ---
    I see.
[17:04] ---
    He split the floor
    to narrow down my movement route.
[17:10] ---
    I need to pull back
    and regain my balance...
[17:13] ---
    My foot.
[17:18] ---
    Got you... a second time.
[17:22] ---
    Full Muscles Magic.
[17:25] ---
    Hurricane Rush.
[17:35] ---
    My Secondth spell
[17:38] ---
    was shattered by ridiculous violence?
[17:46] ---
    Glutes!
[17:48] ---
    We're on entirely different levels.
[17:53] ---
    If I lose here, I...
[17:56] ---
    My reason for living will...
[18:00] ---
    Acceleraise!
[18:11] ---
    Forearm!
[18:17] ---
    Quadriceps!
[18:21] ---
    Pectorals!
[18:24] ---
    Iliopsoas!
[18:35] ---
    Erector Spinae.
[18:51] ---
    I cannot help but think.
[18:54] ---
    What if I'd been born normal?
[18:59] ---
    I was still a young child
    when my eye manifested.
[19:05] ---
    My parents were shocked, of course.
[19:09] ---
    I was an affront to God's gift of magic.
    The Eye of the Devil.
[19:18] ---
    Just like the markless children they cull,
    my existence was aberrant to this world.
[19:25] ---
    My family locked me in a cell in the basement
    so people wouldn't know I existed.
[19:32] ---
    At set times,
    food appeared right outside my cell.
[19:36] ---
    That was my life for a while,
    until one day...
[19:41] ---
    My parents tried to kill me.
[19:45] ---
    They must have been at their wits' end
    for having a child like me.
[19:54] ---
    I had come to a realization.
[19:58] ---
    That I never should have been born.
[20:05] ---
    However, Lord Abel needed me.
[20:09] ---
    Even if it was simply to be a useful tool.
[20:17] ---
    I couldn't even meet that expectation.
[20:21] ---
    Once again, I'm back
    to being unwanted by anyone.
[20:27] ---
    You're probably right
    about me being blessed.
[20:32] ---
    I can't even begin
    to put myself in your place.
[20:36] ---
    But we could become friends, then...
[20:41] ---
    You're an amenable one, aren't you?
[20:44] ---
    I honestly envy you.
[20:47] ---
    But that's impossible.
[20:49] ---
    As long as I have this eye,
    your attitude toward me will shift someday, too.
[20:55] ---
    But for your kindness,
    let me advise you.
[21:00] ---
    Please do not progress any further.
[21:04] ---
    You cannot defeat Lord Abel.
[21:09] ---
    What you saw when you faced him
    was nowhere near his true powers.
[21:13] ---
    Even if you've retained
    some stamina in this victory—
[21:15] ---
    Thank you for warning me.
[21:17] ---
    But I have to give him
    a good walloping. So, you know.
[21:23] ---
    Oh, and I won't change my mind.
[21:27] ---
    No matter how much
    the world loathes your eye.
[21:31] ---
    No matter what others say
    about you because of it.
[21:36] ---
    My attitude toward you won't change.
[21:42] ---
    That's how Pops raised me.
    Me, who can't use magic.
[21:50] ---
    We should eat cream puffs
    together next time.
[21:53] ---
    Later.
[22:00] ---
    What a strange guy.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE DIVINE VISIONARY

Season 1

E10 - Mash Burnedead and the Divine Visionary

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[01:30] ---
    The fight against the Magia Lupus...
[01:33] ---
    Lance was victorious in the battle
    with the Third Fang of Magia Lupus, Wirth Madl.
[01:39] ---
    Mash also won against the Second Fang
    of Magia Lupus, Abyss Razor.
[01:47] ---
    And now, Dot and Finn's battle begins.
[01:56] ---
    Go to the basement.
[02:00] ---
    Disclose.
[02:13] ---
    That geezer sure likes to boss people around.
[02:21] ---
    Love.
[02:22] ---
    I'm leaving this up to you.
[02:24] ---
    Okay.
[02:25] ---
    - Damn you, where do you—
    - You know what?
[02:27] ---
    My name's Love.
    I'm the Fifth Fang of Magia Lupus.
SIGN    CUTE CUTE
[02:34] ---
    Do ya like me?
[02:37] ---
    Huh?
[02:39] ---
    Hey. Do you like me, or don't ya?
[02:43] ---
    It's just, I barely know you, so...
    Right, Finn?
[02:46] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[02:48] ---
    Okay, so... Am I cute?
[02:51] ---
    Hey, hey. Do ya think I'm cute?
[02:54] ---
    Tell me I'm cute!
[02:56] ---
    She's super manipulative.
[02:57] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[02:59] ---
    A normie would find this
    manipulativeness so revolting.
[03:02] ---
    C'mon!
[03:04] ---
    Am I cute?
[03:06] ---
    But I really love girls like that, damn it!
SIGN    THMP
[03:10] ---
    But I have a future fiancée
    named Lemon already.
[03:14] ---
    So I'm sorry, I can't marry you.
[03:17] ---
    This isn't even a conversation!
[03:19] ---
    What? You love someone else?
[03:23] ---
    Yeah.
[03:24] ---
    Do you like her more than Love?
[03:26] ---
    Sorry.
[03:28] ---
    I see.
[03:31] ---
    Then I guess...
[03:34] ---
    you can die.
[03:36] ---
    What an emotionally unstable girl!
[03:39] ---
    Tornegus!
[03:40] ---
    Explomb!
[03:47] ---
    Damn it. I knew a double-liner'd
    be tough in terms of magic power...
[03:53] ---
    All girls...
[03:54] ---
    are born princesses!
[03:57] ---
    You tell them they're cute!
    And you love and serve them!
[04:01] ---
    Any guy who can't do that...
[04:04] ---
    can just die already!
[04:07] ---
    That's so extreme.
[04:10] ---
    I'm scared.
[04:11] ---
    So I'll ask one more time, okay?
[04:13] ---
    Well? Do ya love me, or don't ya?
[04:16] ---
    Geez. We just met, and she says
    love her or die. Is she nuts?
[04:22] ---
    Hey.
[04:23] ---
    Am I cute?
[04:25] ---
    But you know what? I'm totally into it!
SIGN    THMP
[04:29] ---
    But still, I have a future fiancée
    named Lemon already.
[04:34] ---
    So once again, I'm sorry. I can't marry you.
[04:37] ---
    Didn't we just go over this?
[04:39] ---
    No, I really am sorry.
    Despite my looks, I'm a devoted gu—
[04:47] ---
    Dot!
[04:49] ---
    Not bad.
[04:51] ---
    What isn't?
[04:52] ---
    This just had to happen.
[04:54] ---
    Daddy said I can kill
    any guy who doesn't cherish me.
[05:02] ---
    Yeah, yeah. Go tell your daddy...
[05:07] ---
    that I don't care what he thinks!
[05:09] ---
    Explomb!
[05:11] ---
    Don't you understand your magic power
    is no match against me?
[05:15] ---
    Tornegus!
[05:23] ---
    What? He intentionally aimed short of me
    to block my vision.
[05:29] ---
    He's after my wand.
[05:37] ---
    Too bad! You're too weak.
    You can't beat me.
[05:45] ---
    I'll tell you one more thing.
[05:48] ---
    The Fourth Fang of Magia Lupus, Milo Genius,
    can turn a specified target to stone.
[05:55] ---
    And by target, I mean the person
    who opened that underground door.
[06:00] ---
    I'd say it takes effect around two hours
    after he's started storing energy.
[06:05] ---
    Meaning...
[06:06] ---
    If you don't defeat me
    and get to the Fourth in 30 minutes...
[06:12] ---
    it's the end for that Mushroom Head
    because he'll turn into a statue.
[06:16] ---
    Not that you can do anything about it.
[06:20] ---
    Tornegus Cage!
[06:27] ---
    Once you're caught in this tornado,
    it's impossible to escape from it!
[06:31] ---
    Dot!
[06:35] ---
    Having to put up with such weak friends...
[06:38] ---
    Poor Mushroom Head. I feel for him.
[06:43] ---
    Though, it's what he gets
    for going up against Lord Abel.
[06:47] ---
    Facing someone
    without knowing their strength...
[06:50] ---
    He's clueless. Just like you.
[06:53] ---
    It really is so funny!
[06:57] ---
    It hurts all over. I feel like I'm dying.
[07:00] ---
    Even my bones sting.
[07:03] ---
    I can barely breathe.
[07:06] ---
    This girl's right.
[07:08] ---
    She outclasses me.
    There's nothing I can do.
[07:15] ---
    Hey, Dot!
[07:17] ---
    You got a new broom, right?
[07:20] ---
    Trade with me.
[07:22] ---
    B-But... This broom is...
[07:25] ---
    Come on, it's fine, right?
[07:27] ---
    Uh, okay.
[07:29] ---
    Thanks!
[07:38] ---
    Here.
[07:39] ---
    Thanks, Sis.
[07:41] ---
    You really are pathetic.
    You should fight back.
[07:46] ---
    It's fine.
    If I fight back, it just gets worse.
[07:52] ---
    You seriously give up too easily.
[07:56] ---
    But...
[07:58] ---
    That's gonna be a problem
    once you get a real friend.
[08:03] ---
    A real friend?
[08:05] ---
    That's right. Someone who'll honestly
    get sad or angry on your behalf.
[08:11] ---
    Though, that kinda person
    comes around only once in a lifetime.
[08:15] ---
    If you find that friend...
    never betray them.
[08:23] ---
    Basically, he's having a delusion!
[08:26] ---
    Does he think he's the main character
    or something?
[08:29] ---
    Yeah.
[08:31] ---
    That's so cheesy.
[08:33] ---
    I hate stuffy guys like you.
[08:38] ---
    I really am pathetic.
[08:41] ---
    You guys have gone far enough.
[08:44] ---
    Getting scared while she mocks my buddy.
[08:49] ---
    Come at me, scumbag.
[08:52] ---
    He honestly got angry on my behalf, too!
[08:57] ---
    Meanwhile, I guess I'll deal with you, Freckles.
[09:05] ---
    Bye-bye.
[09:09] ---
    Tor...
[09:12] ---
    negu...
[09:18] ---
    I can't let it end like this.
[09:23] ---
    Not when you mocked my friend!
[09:26] ---
    Huh?
[09:27] ---
    What's with his magic power?
[09:29] ---
    He broke my spell?
[09:31] ---
    Dot?
[09:33] ---
    You're worn out.
    You're just being obnoxious!
[09:36] ---
    Tornegus!
[09:37] ---
    Explomb!
[09:41] ---
    Cancelled out?
[09:43] ---
    His power's jumped up a level!
[09:47] ---
    How did he amplify magic power so quickly?
[09:50] ---
    Wait. That mark. I've heard about it.
[09:54] ---
    Children born with the Warding Cross
    on their foreheads...
[09:57] ---
    Battle demons who unleash their magic power
    when their emotions cross a certain threshold.
[10:06] ---
    The Ira Kreuz!
[10:16] ---
    Insulting my friend is a serious crime.
[10:20] ---
    Machine Gun Explomb!
[10:28] ---
    Thirty minutes before he turns to stone?
[10:30] ---
    There's no way
    I'll let you two get in his way.
[10:34] ---
    Come at me, scumbag.
[10:43] ---
    Die... 100 times.
[11:01] ---
    He missed on purpose?
[11:03] ---
    I don't like picking on girls.
[11:06] ---
    Get lost.
[11:07] ---
    Before I change my mind.
[11:10] ---
    O-Okay. Thankyu vewy much.
[11:15] ---
    And there you have it!
[11:19] ---
    He was eerily calm for a moment,
    but already back to normal.
[11:23] ---
    Still, he defeated the Fifth Fang all on his own.
    I didn't know Dot was a double-liner, too.
[11:28] ---
    Dot, you're amaz...
[11:39] ---
    Dot...
[11:42] ---
    Sorry! I'm sorry, Dot!
[11:45] ---
    I thought I could let you
    take care of two single-liners.
[11:50] ---
    But I come back to find this?
[11:54] ---
    Oopsies!
[11:56] ---
    The Fourth Fang.
[11:57] ---
    He gave up his petrification spell
    to face us.
[12:01] ---
    It's not like these guys
    ever proved to be much of a challenge.
[12:05] ---
    Especially guys like them.
[12:10] ---
    Damn it.
[12:11] ---
    Caught me off guard.
[12:14] ---
    Can I even fight the Fourth like this?
[12:17] ---
    The Fourth Fang is a prodigy, the only
    first-year student among the Magia Lupus.
[12:23] ---
    It's the end for you.
[12:32] ---
    What the...
[12:33] ---
    Was that a sword!?
[12:36] ---
    That magic...
[12:39] ---
    Damn it. What happened?
[12:41] ---
    Why am I...
[12:43] ---
    My magic was broken in an instant.
[12:50] ---
    Wh-Why is he here?
[12:53] ---
    Divine Visionary... Rayne Ames!
[12:58] ---
    Wait, Rayne. Why are you here?
[13:04] ---
    Divine Visionary, Rayne Ames.
[13:07] ---
    Adler dorm's ace!
[13:09] ---
    Divine Visionary or not,
    he's still a student.
[13:12] ---
    There's no need to panic.
[13:15] ---
    R-Right. Okay.
[13:16] ---
    Let's talk about this.
[13:18] ---
    We've both got our reasons.
[13:20] ---
    Right?
[13:25] ---
    Wh...
[13:28] ---
    Don't waste my time.
[13:31] ---
    You piece of trash.
[13:38] ---
    He's a student like us, isn't he?
[13:47] ---
    This is what a Visionary
    is magically capable of...
[13:51] ---
    Maybe I should defect to Adler for now.
[13:57] ---
    No, no, no. It's too different.
    There's too much of a difference.
[14:04] ---
    It's not what you think! I had no choice!
[14:07] ---
    I regret being unable
    to stand up against him! Forgive me!
[14:12] ---
    That so?
[14:19] ---
    You regret it?
[14:22] ---
    The most important thing
    in this world is actions. Not words.
[14:29] ---
    I don't trust the words of a scum like you.
[14:33] ---
    It's best to teach your type...
    through pain.
[14:40] ---
    So that you never think about
    making the same mistake ever again.
[14:47] ---
    I heard he's in Adler like us.
    So he's on our side, right?
[14:51] ---
    And what are you guys doing here?
[14:57] ---
    Hurry up and get out.
[14:59] ---
    I'm going to drag the details out of him.
[15:03] ---
    O-Okay.
[15:08] ---
    Spill it.
[15:09] ---
    Dude's harsh.
[15:10] ---
    Hey, didn't you hear me?
    I told you to spill it.
[15:11] ---
    But what brings a Divine Visionary here?
[15:15] ---
    Brother.
[15:16] ---
    What?
[15:22] ---
    The geezer said
    Innocent Zero's pawns are here.
[15:27] ---
    No doubt they're concealing
    their power to hide.
[15:32] ---
    But where are they?
[15:37] ---
    Gettin' nutrition. Gettin' nutrition.
SIGN    NOM NOM
[15:41] ---
    That's not magic.
[15:43] ---
    But this immense pressure...
[15:46] ---
    It must be him.
[15:47] ---
    Need to hurry.
[15:49] ---
    Hurry, and...
[15:52] ---
    I'm short on time.
[15:54] ---
    I'll make this investigation quick.
[15:57] ---
    What?
[16:00] ---
    This creature will measure
    your true magic power.
[16:05] ---
    I can tell by magic power levels
    if you're really a student or not.
[16:09] ---
    Huh?
[16:10] ---
    These eight legs of mine have tallied
    the power of thousands of magic users.
[16:16] ---
    If you're a regular magic user,
    Master Rayne will let you scuttle on by.
[16:22] ---
    No way.
[16:30] ---
    Excuse me. What was that so suddenly?
[16:33] ---
    That's pretty dangerous.
[16:36] ---
    Stranger danger. So barbaric.
[16:37] ---
    Did he...
[16:39] ---
    use any magic at all?
[16:44] ---
    Z-Zero?
[16:45] ---
    No, no, no, no.
[16:47] ---
    I miscalculated.
    A bug in the system. That's all.
[16:50] ---
    He's not registering on the Arachnabus.
[16:54] ---
    Could he be...
[16:57] ---
    Three Percent Partisan.
SIGN    BAM
[17:07] ---
    He made a chair out of my partisans.
[17:10] ---
    You're kidding me.
[17:11] ---
    Arachnabus has lost sight of itself.
    It's even stopped using spider puns.
[17:17] ---
    As I expected, this guy isn't using magic.
[17:21] ---
    He's not one of Innocent Zero's men.
    However...
[17:22] ---
    I'm getting miffed.
[17:26] ---
    Just one more test.
[17:30] ---
    Ten Percent Partisan.
[17:33] ---
    This is not a spell Master Rayne uses
    against a student. This guy is fini...
[17:39] ---
    Practice swings?
[17:41] ---
    Could it be...
[17:43] ---
    Is that...
[17:44] ---
    a bunting stance?
[17:53] ---
    He's bunting
    all of Master Rayne's attacks and...
[17:58] ---
    tapping them out of commission!
[18:01] ---
    That was dangerous.
[18:03] ---
    Wait, what does this mean?
[18:07] ---
    What's your name?
[18:10] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[18:13] ---
    Mash.
[18:14] ---
    We have a unique new student.
[18:18] ---
    He's in a very unique situation,
[18:22] ---
    but he has a heart that is quite strong.
[18:25] ---
    I'd like it if you could look out for him.
[18:30] ---
    His name is...
[18:33] ---
    ...Burnedead.
[18:35] ---
    I see. You're him.
[18:40] ---
    Allow me to apologize for my rudeness.
[18:44] ---
    I am sorry.
SIGN    HA-HONK
[18:47] ---
    Not forgiven.
[18:51] ---
    It's not much of an apology,
    but take this.
[18:56] ---
    It's a magic kerchief
    that will heal your wounds.
[18:59] ---
    Oh, okay.
[19:06] ---
    So you like rabbits?
SIGN    DROOP
[19:19] ---
    Thank you very much.
[19:21] ---
    Be careful while you're at it.
[19:26] ---
    You're going after Abel, right?
[19:28] ---
    How did you...
[19:30] ---
    The old geezer said
    you wanted to be a Divine Visionary.
[19:35] ---
    Naturally, you'd run up against Abel.
[19:40] ---
    He's definitely going to be one of this year's
    Divine Visionary candidates.
[19:45] ---
    It's fair to say his doll magic far exceeds
    what's required of a student.
[19:51] ---
    I was surprised you could block
    my elementary magic with your bare hands.
[19:56] ---
    But without any magic,
    you're going to have a tough time.
SIGN    BLUNT
[20:01] ---
    But I can use magic...
[20:05] ---
    In any case, he holds
    most of the coins in the school.
[20:11] ---
    Beat him and they'll all be yours,
[20:15] ---
    bringing you a lot closer
    to becoming a Divine Visionary candidate.
[20:20] ---
    Our world has no shortage of problems.
[20:24] ---
    For allies, I want people
    who are strong on their own.
[20:28] ---
    You said you wanted
    to be a Divine Visionary.
[20:32] ---
    Then do it, even if it kills you.
[20:38] ---
    'Kay.
[20:40] ---
    I've got other things to do.
    Watch yourself.
[20:44] ---
    Um... Thank you for everything.
[20:48] ---
    This is all for my own sake.
    Don't get me wrong.
[20:54] ---
    Later.
[20:58] ---
    He's probably a good guy.
[21:02] ---
    He's a curious child who puts his friends
    ahead of his own goals.
[21:09] ---
    It could be that
    he's just the simple sort.
[21:13] ---
    Though meeting him seems to have
    saved your younger brother.
[21:19] ---
    You can become a Divine Visionary
    even if you can't use magic.
[21:23] ---
    And to do that, prove that you're greater
    than any magic user.
[21:31] ---
    This must be it.
[21:33] ---
    Do I push or pull to open this door?
[21:36] ---
    Oh, I push to open.
[21:53] ---
    Must you destroy every door you enter?
[21:58] ---
    I tried to knock,
    and this is what happened.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Season 1

E11 - Mash Burnedead and the Survival of the Fittest

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[01:40] ---
    To be honest, you surprised me.
[01:45] ---
    Abyss.
[01:47] ---
    I thought Rayne was the only student
    capable of facing his Evil Eye.
[01:54] ---
    You can't possibly be a better magic user
    than Rayne, a Divine Visionary.
[02:00] ---
    But could it be that...
SIGN    GASP
SIGN    CLAMP
[02:05] ---
    What's wrong, so suddenly?
[02:07] ---
    No! It's nothing. Please, go on.
[02:12] ---
    In any case, you seem quite capable.
SIGN    PHEW
[02:18] ---
    Which is why someone superior
    like you should understand...
[02:24] ---
    that this world does not treat
    everyone equally.
[02:30] ---
    I mentioned our beastly natures
    to you once before.
[02:35] ---
    I can't abide by inferior genes.
[02:40] ---
    They're on the receiving end,
    yet they take advantage of our kindness.
[02:44] ---
    And they selfishly assert their rights.
[02:48] ---
    Audacious, is it not?
[02:51] ---
    We don't need to burden ourselves
    with useless luggage.
[02:56] ---
    Um, that means
    people who can't use magic...
[03:02] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[03:04] ---
    We must dispose of them.
SIGN    SHOCK
[03:07] ---
    Merely segregating them
    from society is too kind.
[03:11] ---
    I will change that system.
[03:14] ---
    This includes other underachievers
    and people who shelter the weak.
[03:21] ---
    Those sheltering...
[03:26] ---
    Mash.
[03:27] ---
    You really are a good, honest boy.
[03:33] ---
    What? A double back somersault
    at this age!?
[03:38] ---
    Here, have my cream puff and...
[03:41] ---
    He's eating it before I told him to!
[03:46] ---
    Mash, I'm so proud of you, my son.
[03:53] ---
    Okay, I understand.
[03:58] ---
    Your way is kind of a problem for me.
    So I don't think we can be friends.
[04:04] ---
    I see. So you cannot understand.
[04:08] ---
    It seems you're a little dense.
[04:12] ---
    And inferior genes must be eradicated.
[04:23] ---
    Phew, I sure worked hard today.
[04:27] ---
    Huh? It's kinda broken.
[04:33] ---
    Lord Abel and Mushroom Head
    are fighting each other!
[04:35] ---
    Talk about bad timing!
[04:43] ---
    That doll has acid in it.
[04:46] ---
    You should be careful.
[04:49] ---
    Okay.
[04:54] ---
    What exactly is his plan
    under these circumstances?
[05:08] ---
    Huh-wha?
[05:10] ---
    Huh-wha-wha?
[05:13] ---
    He took them out with one throw
    without touching the acidic dolls.
SIGN    STRIKE
[05:17] ---
    Like a bunch of bowling pins!
[05:21] ---
    So you mentioned something
    about inferior genes earlier.
[05:27] ---
    But if I beat you,
    does that mean you have inferior genes?
[05:34] ---
    You don't know when to keep quiet.
[05:38] ---
    Also, what did you do with Lemon?
[05:41] ---
    Lemon? I have no idea
    who you're talking about.
[05:46] ---
    All I'm doing is receiving
    magical power from everyone.
[05:50] ---
    All you're doing?
    But everyone is getting sick because of it.
[05:55] ---
    I told you.
    The strong take from the weak.
[06:00] ---
    That's our right.
[06:04] ---
    You can't even stop them.
[06:07] ---
    But that shows your current skill level.
[06:11] ---
    It's over!
[06:17] ---
    He has grown since last we met.
[06:22] ---
    The strong take from the weak,
    and that's their right, yes?
[06:28] ---
    Then,
[06:30] ---
    when I win,
    you'll tell me where Lemon is.
[06:36] ---
    I think I should move back home.
[06:40] ---
    You're not just talk, I see.
[06:44] ---
    Thanks.
[06:45] ---
    And that's all I have to say about that.
[07:08] ---
    What was that?
[07:10] ---
    Sorry.
[07:12] ---
    That was just too one-sided.
    It lacks class.
[07:19] ---
    Finn.
[07:21] ---
    This is your friend, right?
[07:23] ---
    I captured him, thinking
    he'd make good entertainment.
[07:27] ---
    Your spiky-haired friend
    was too badly injured to be useful.
[07:33] ---
    I'm looking forward to an interesting show.
[07:42] ---
    Did I say you could lift a hand against him?
[07:45] ---
    I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to attack.
[07:49] ---
    If you break the rules,
    I will break your friend apart.
[07:56] ---
    I see, so that's the way you play.
[08:04] ---
    You can break your friend apart
    if you'd like.
[08:09] ---
    If you don't,
    you'll be the one who breaks.
[08:14] ---
    You can't do that?
    You can't choose to sacrifice?
[08:18] ---
    Humans always want to believe
    they are good.
[08:23] ---
    But I'm saying that is a lie.
[08:31] ---
    It seems the axe broke first.
[08:35] ---
    It kind of sounds like...
[08:38] ---
    you think you're a pretty deep person, huh?
[08:45] ---
    War is on!
[08:47] ---
    Oh, by the way,
    you wanted my gold coin, right?
[08:53] ---
    You finally feel like handing it over?
[08:56] ---
    Yes, if you want it that badly.
[09:01] ---
    He used the coin on the threads?
[09:10] ---
    I'm sorry. I guess this coin just likes me.
[09:18] ---
    I'm sick of you nitpicking on what I say.
[09:22] ---
    I'm sorry I can't keep playing along with it.
[09:26] ---
    It's useless. Human power can't resist it.
[09:31] ---
    In the end, you are nothing more
    than another puppet.
[09:35] ---
    What I am doesn't matter.
[09:39] ---
    I need to have you...
[09:41] ---
    regret lashing out at my friends.
[10:10] ---
    Marioness Change!
[10:20] ---
    I am impressed.
[10:22] ---
    You made me cast this spell.
[10:26] ---
    But, it's still survival of the fittest.
[10:32] ---
    The weak are but prey.
[10:38] ---
    In my eyes, you are nothing more
    than an unusually clever rabbit.
[10:48] ---
    I will take your coin.
[10:51] ---
    You were good sport for a rabbit.
[10:55] ---
    But in the end, a rabbit is still a rabbit.
[10:58] ---
    You cannot become a wolf...
[11:04] ---
    What is this?
[11:09] ---
    Oh!
[11:10] ---
    Why is my cream puff
    that I hid in my robe pocket here?
[11:14] ---
    You don't normally put a cream puff
    directly into your robe pocket.
[11:19] ---
    But how could he...
[11:21] ---
    He was fully transformed into a puppet.
    How did he move on his own?
[11:27] ---
    My puppet magic blocks
    electric signals from the brain
[11:31] ---
    and wrests away
    voluntary physical movement.
[11:34] ---
    He shouldn't have been able to move.
[11:37] ---
    Was it...
[11:39] ---
    a spinal reflex?
SIGN    SPINAL REFLEX
[11:41] ---
    Spinal reflex.
[11:44] ---
    It's when you pull back
    after touching something hot,
[11:47] ---
    or when your foot jolts up when the part
    below your kneecap is tapped.
[11:51] ---
    In order to respond quickly
    to external threats,
[11:55] ---
    your neurotransmitters use a shortcut
    that bypasses your brain.
[12:02] ---
    It's true my magic only transforms
    the exterior which I then puppet, but...
[12:08] ---
    internally, they remain human.
[12:11] ---
    A spontaneous response in puppet form
[12:15] ---
    would have to be the result of a spinal reflex.
[12:18] ---
    In other words...
SIGN    BAM
[12:20] ---
    An unconscious defense against a threat.
[12:23] ---
    Hanging on to that cream puff
    was that important to you!?
[12:26] ---
    It seems hanging on to the cream puff
    was that important to him.
[12:34] ---
    Survival of the fittest demands that
    the weak fight to protect themselves as well.
[12:42] ---
    All right. I will acknowledge that.
[12:46] ---
    I can extract magic power from my dolls.
[12:49] ---
    And I can use the magic power
    that I extract.
[12:54] ---
    I'll crush you with the ultimate spell.
[13:05] ---
    Marioness Secondth.
[13:07] ---
    Harm Puppet!
[13:10] ---
    Harm Puppet turns anything
    within a 100-meter radius into puppets.
[13:15] ---
    Transformation begins
    the moment the strings touch you.
[13:20] ---
    Strings you cannot see, of course.
[13:24] ---
    That means me too?
[13:27] ---
    When the strings descend upon you,
    they will rob you of bodily control.
[13:31] ---
    There is no way to counter them.
[13:34] ---
    Once you are a puppet, your body
    will be toyed with until you can't recover.
[13:42] ---
    This is my respect for you.
[13:46] ---
    Even against a rabbit,
    I must use all that I have.
[13:52] ---
    I had too much pride.
[13:55] ---
    And I thank you for showing me...
[14:10] ---
    Huh?
[14:11] ---
    Am I being appreciated?
[14:14] ---
    How did you stop the transformation?
[14:16] ---
    I tore the strings.
[14:18] ---
    He can't have!
[14:20] ---
    It's impossible to see the strings
    as they descend.
[14:23] ---
    No human can stop them.
[14:26] ---
    Lemme tell y'all what I saw.
[14:28] ---
    Right after Lord Abel used his magic,
    the dude turned his body in a peculiar way.
[14:34] ---
    It must have been to delay contact
    with the rest of the strings.
[14:38] ---
    And most likely,
    once he felt the strings on his left side...
[14:42] ---
    before he lost control of his right side,
    he snapped the strings!
[14:46] ---
    A savage and way too instinctive strategy!
[14:51] ---
    Impossible.
[14:53] ---
    He's inhuman!
[14:55] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:57] ---
    You're sweating, Mr. Rabbit.
[15:04] ---
    You really are amusing,
    Mash Burnedead!
[15:15] ---
    Ah... I'd never considered...
[15:20] ---
    Erector Spinae Magic.
[15:23] ---
    Hell Fall!
[15:26] ---
    That yours truly could be...
[15:33] ---
    the rabbit.
[15:37] ---
    My mother was very kind
    and compassionate towards others.
[15:43] ---
    Though born into nobility,
    she treated commoners just as equally.
[15:50] ---
    My mother said it was only by chance
    that we were born privileged.
[15:58] ---
    Then one day,
    my kind mother was stabbed.
[16:03] ---
    She was distributing food to the poor
    as she always did.
[16:08] ---
    A man hoarded all the food for himself,
    and stabbed my mother when she resisted.
[16:14] ---
    He said that...
[16:16] ---
    getting stabbed was a comeuppance
    for always having it so lucky.
[16:23] ---
    She believed in the goodness of humanity.
[16:27] ---
    My mother, the noble.
    My mother, the naïf.
[16:34] ---
    My gentle mother was gone.
[16:40] ---
    Mother was mistaken.
[16:43] ---
    They don't need our pity.
[16:47] ---
    The dregs of society
    are there for a reason.
[16:51] ---
    We can't live in harmony.
[16:54] ---
    I sought the best talent for my plan.
[16:58] ---
    Abyss and others like him,
    those who are dissatisfied with this world.
[17:05] ---
    I dipped my hand into powers
    I never should have.
[17:09] ---
    All for my goals...
[17:11] ---
    You won't change my mind.
[17:14] ---
    It's only natural to pillage weak scum.
[17:17] ---
    No, they deserve to be pillaged.
[17:21] ---
    Bad guys are bad
    no matter what their social status is.
[17:24] ---
    The majority of those fools
    are at the bottom.
[17:27] ---
    That is why the bottom class
    should be cut off altogether.
[17:32] ---
    That would be a problem.
[17:36] ---
    Yeah, a problem. Really.
[17:38] ---
    I heard you the first time.
[17:40] ---
    That aside...
[17:43] ---
    Could you tell me where Lemon is?
[17:46] ---
    Since you lost.
[17:51] ---
    You're right.
[17:53] ---
    I will release the students
    who I turned into puppets. I have lost.
[17:57] ---
    Thanks.
[17:59] ---
    Oh.
[18:00] ---
    But since you did this
    all for your mom,
[18:03] ---
    I guess you're not that terrible a person.
[18:06] ---
    I'm slightly relieved by that.
[18:12] ---
    Marioness Liberation.
[18:25] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[18:27] ---
    I was captured by a puppet.
[18:31] ---
    Mash! Lemon!
[18:33] ---
    I'm glad! You guys were all right!
[18:36] ---
    I'm sorry to make you worry.
[18:38] ---
    I was worried, but I'm glad.
    I'm really glad.
[18:43] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[18:50] ---
    They're all such fools,
    aren't they, Mother?
[18:57] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[19:00] ---
    Coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin.
[19:03] ---
    Hero, hero!
[19:05] ---
    Husband! Husband!
[19:07] ---
    Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
[19:11] ---
    I was so scared!
[19:13] ---
    - Thank you, Mash!
    - It's cool.
[19:16] ---
    Mash.
[19:19] ---
    I'm really sorry about this.
    It's my fault.
[19:23] ---
    But really, um...
[19:30] ---
    I really, truly thank you very much.
[19:34] ---
    Yeah. I'm glad you're safe.
[19:37] ---
    You cad!
[19:39] ---
    Why?
[19:40] ---
    Me too! I worked hard too!
[19:43] ---
    Oh, Dot.
[19:44] ---
    It's Dot.
[19:46] ---
    Dot.
[19:47] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[19:51] ---
    Truly, they're all fools.
[19:54] ---
    Huh? By the way, where's Lance?
[19:59] ---
    Huh?
[20:01] ---
    Stop.
[20:06] ---
    You don't belong
    at this school, do you?
[20:10] ---
    Whatever might you be suggest...
[20:13] ---
    My magic was countered?
[20:16] ---
    Spider counter maxed!
[20:19] ---
    However did you find me out?
[20:22] ---
    Guilty until proven innocent
    is more expedient.
[20:29] ---
    I see. So you were fooled at first.
[20:33] ---
    I even chose the face of a student here, too.
[20:37] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[20:38] ---
    A dark magic organization
    working in the shadows of society.
[20:42] ---
    What are sewer rats like you
    doing in this school?
[20:47] ---
    Tell me.
    If you speak nonsense, I'll kill you.
[20:50] ---
    Searching.
[20:52] ---
    Searching?
[20:54] ---
    Yes, it's something
    very, very, very important to us.
[20:58] ---
    It should be in this school right now.
    How strange.
SIGN    SLUMP
[21:04] ---
    We had Abel searching for it,
    but he couldn't find it at all.
[21:09] ---
    He's so useless.
[21:11] ---
    That's not an answer, punk.
[21:14] ---
    You're so dumb.
[21:15] ---
    Why would I tell you?
    We're not even friends.
[21:18] ---
    To get information out of someone,
    you have to open their heart first.
[21:25] ---
    That's just common sense.
[21:29] ---
    Oh, no, no, no.
[21:31] ---
    I don't have time
    to be doing things like this.
[21:33] ---
    I have to go kill Abel
    now that we're done with him.
[21:37] ---
    Sorry. I won't be able to deal with you.
[21:46] ---
    I'll be your opponent.
    The serial killer and cannibalist, Jon Pierre.
[21:53] ---
    This is bad. His power's on par
    with a Divine Visionary's.
[21:58] ---
    They won't stand a chance against him.
[22:01] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MAGIC MIRROR

Season 1

E12 - Mash Burnedead and the Magic Mirror

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[00:02] ---
    Abyss Razor.
[00:04] ---
    Starting now, I will give your eye
    a better purpose.
[00:12] ---
    Starting today, you are my tool.
[00:15] ---
    Come along.
[00:22] ---
    Lord Abel.
[01:57] ---
    Around the time when Mash and the gang
    were victorious over Magia Lupus...
[02:02] ---
    I wonder how Mash is doing now.
[02:06] ---
    I hope people didn't find out he can't
    use magic and make a big deal out of it.
[02:14] ---
    I'm in trouble if he doesn't do his best
    to become Divine Visionary.
[02:18] ---
    It's part of my future planning, after all.
[02:23] ---
    You don't need to work?
[02:26] ---
    Time on screen is better than work.
[02:28] ---
    Time on screen is important.
[02:30] ---
    Yeah, it's important.
[02:33] ---
    You want some more tea?
[02:35] ---
    Yeah.
[02:38] ---
    Allow me to regale it again.
[02:40] ---
    This story is where Mash Burnedead with
    no magical powers enters Easton Magic Academy,
[02:47] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[02:47] ---
    and becomes Divine Visionary...
[02:49] ---
    Wait, they're still getting carried away!
[02:52] ---
    Main character! Main character!
    Main character! Main character!
[02:55] ---
    Heroine! Heroine! I am heroine!
[03:00] ---
    You are hero?
[03:01] ---
    Oh yeah!
[03:02] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[03:06] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[03:08] ---
    How long are they going to do that?
[03:10] ---
    How long are they doing that?
[03:13] ---
    Oh, is it all right if I go to the bathroom?
[03:19] ---
    He must’ve been holding it all this time.
[03:23] ---
    Anyway, guess that's over.
[03:26] ---
    Right.
[03:28] ---
    All the students that were turned into puppets
    are back to normal now.
[03:32] ---
    But this school
    is such a hive of lawlessness.
[03:36] ---
    And that thrill accelerates romance.
[03:40] ---
    What the heck?
[03:44] ---
    By the way, where is that handsome punk?
    Did he lose or something?
[03:48] ---
    I don't think Lance would lose.
[03:51] ---
    Huh? That was really fast...
[03:55] ---
    Who are you?
[03:58] ---
    Get lost.
[04:04] ---
    Ow! What the hell d'ya...
[04:19] ---
    What's with the wounds?
    Did you lose against someone?
[04:27] ---
    You couldn't even rise
    to the top of this school.
[04:31] ---
    You're pretty pathetic.
[04:34] ---
    But I do appreciate you...
[04:38] ---
    for giving us intel
    about Headmaster Wahlberg.
[04:47] ---
    My hands are moving on their own.
[04:51] ---
    You didn't find the one
    we're searching for though.
[04:54] ---
    But it turns out that
    we don't need you anymore.
[05:02] ---
    We don’t need—
[05:03] ---
    We can all party with orange juice
    and cream puffs.
[05:07] ---
    Huh?
[05:09] ---
    What's with that brat
    who can't read the room?
[05:13] ---
    Huh? It kinda feels like...
[05:16] ---
    Mash, this is bad. We're in no mood
    for stuff like that right now.
[05:20] ---
    Wait, where did you get
    those cream puffs from?
SIGN    SPLCK SPLCK SPLCK SPLCK SPLCK
[05:43] ---
    Was it coincidence!?
[05:45] ---
    Was it intentional?
[05:52] ---
    Um, sorry to bother you, but we were gonna
    eat those, so could you give them back?
[05:59] ---
    He's going to eat cream puffs in that state?
[06:05] ---
    Shock!
SIGN    SHOCK
[06:08] ---
    Insolent boy.
[06:11] ---
    What is this headache?
[06:13] ---
    Is it resonance?
[06:17] ---
    But I didn't have this headache
    when I arrived.
[06:21] ---
    It can't possibly be
    this guy that just came in?
[06:27] ---
    Really, him?
[06:33] ---
    Huh?
[06:34] ---
    Is this guy
    the one we've been searching for?
[06:38] ---
    What?
[06:40] ---
    Oh, fine.
[06:42] ---
    First, to finish what I came here for.
[06:48] ---
    Killing Abel as planned!
[06:53] ---
    It's useless.
[06:55] ---
    Can’t you see? You’re no match...
[06:58] ---
    for someone like me.
[07:01] ---
    Now die.
[07:12] ---
    Abyss!
[07:16] ---
    Mask Guy.
[07:18] ---
    I-I'm sorry, Mash.
[07:23] ---
    It looks like I won't be able...
    to eat cream puffs with you.
[07:38] ---
    Take this.
[07:40] ---
    A magic handkerchief.
[07:43] ---
    My attack was not fatal?
[07:50] ---
    That Mushroom Head threw a rock at me
    right before my spell to alter the trajectory.
[07:57] ---
    So this guy really is...
[08:02] ---
    Abel's lapdog, huh? How admirable.
[08:05] ---
    Is that your gratitude for being adopted
    despite being an eyesore of society?
[08:10] ---
    That's really revolting.
[08:17] ---
    He's stomping the ground?
[08:31] ---
    He caught it.
[08:32] ---
    Amazing!
[08:36] ---
    Hey. You're quite the rebel.
[08:41] ---
    I won't hesitate to kill you too!
[08:46] ---
    Huh? Why are you licking a rock?
[08:50] ---
    Are you in that kind of phase?
[08:53] ---
    Anyway...
[08:56] ---
    I've gotta get Mask Guy to an infirmary.
[08:59] ---
    Try to stop me
    and I'll beat the stuffing out of you.
[09:02] ---
    Beat the stuffing outta me, huh?
[09:05] ---
    All right.
[09:08] ---
    How does 30 minutes sound for how long
    he has before he's beyond help?
[09:15] ---
    Will you be able to save him?
[09:25] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:26] ---
    I thought you were going
    to beat the stuffing outta me?
[09:34] ---
    Or are you all talk?
[09:45] ---
    He can't win.
[09:47] ---
    There's too big of a gap
    in the qualities they were born with.
[09:51] ---
    Qualities.
[09:53] ---
    Mother often said to me it was only
    by chance that we were born privileged.
[10:02] ---
    Birthright, talent, appearance.
[10:06] ---
    It was chance that bestowed
    those advantages on people.
[10:11] ---
    That's why...
[10:12] ---
    Don't zone out now, Abel!
[10:16] ---
    Carborain!
[10:21] ---
    It's impossible.
[10:23] ---
    We are unquestionably inferior.
[10:27] ---
    We cannot win against him.
[10:30] ---
    Abyss was a fool.
[10:32] ---
    He didn't have to make an effort
    to protect me at all.
[10:36] ---
    I think he was happy.
[10:42] ---
    He was all alone for the longest time.
[10:46] ---
    It was so tough for him to keep living.
[10:50] ---
    And that's why I think
    he was happy that you needed him.
[10:58] ---
    I thought about how I would feel
    if I was in a similar situation.
[11:02] ---
    So...
[11:04] ---
    I'm going to save him.
[11:06] ---
    I think Mask Guy
    wants to eat cream puffs, too.
[11:10] ---
    It was only by chance
    that we were born privileged.
[11:15] ---
    Birthright, talent, appearance.
    They're mere coincidences.
[11:20] ---
    That's why, Abel...
[11:22] ---
    Learn to put yourself in another's position.
[11:27] ---
    If you can do that...
[11:29] ---
    You will become
    just a little bit kinder to others.
[11:35] ---
    Yes, just a little... kinder to others.
[11:43] ---
    Just accept it!
[11:46] ---
    Carborain!
[11:53] ---
    L-Lord Abel...
[11:56] ---
    Abyss!
[11:59] ---
    It's the Eye of the Devil! Run!
[12:02] ---
    Stay away from me!
[12:04] ---
    I wish I didn't give birth to you!
[12:08] ---
    I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry I was ever born.
[12:15] ---
    I've heard you possess the Eye of the Devil?
[12:19] ---
    I'm sorry.
    I'll be careful not to make eye contact.
[12:23] ---
    There's no need to hide it.
[12:26] ---
    Will you use that eye for my sake?
[12:31] ---
    I can't possibly do that.
[12:33] ---
    Because of this eye,
    everyone will avoid you as well.
[12:37] ---
    That doesn't matter to me.
[12:41] ---
    Starting now,
    I will give your eye a better purpose.
[12:50] ---
    Starting today, you are my tool.
[12:53] ---
    Come along.
[12:58] ---
    P-Please...
[13:01] ---
    P-Please... run while... you can...
[13:08] ---
    Always so noble.
[13:11] ---
    Mother.
[13:14] ---
    And Abyss.
[13:18] ---
    Carborain!
[13:25] ---
    Is that all you can manage?
[13:28] ---
    You poor, pitiful, pathetic, miserable thing!
[13:31] ---
    Hurry up, or you'll run out of time!
[13:34] ---
    Mash.
[13:36] ---
    This is bad.
[13:37] ---
    Not only are those carbon-nugget things
    rock-solid, but there's too many of them.
[13:44] ---
    Mash is slowly pushing forward,
    but he doesn't have enough time to get up close.
[13:50] ---
    But then, if I headed over to help Mash,
    the two left here will be in danger.
[13:55] ---
    I can't move from here.
[13:59] ---
    I'm getting bored of this.
[14:02] ---
    Carbo Heavy Rain!
[14:04] ---
    What? A higher-ranked version!?
[14:08] ---
    Oh no. It's getting even more hopeless
    to make it in time.
[14:12] ---
    Should I go assist him? Damn it.
[14:19] ---
    Mash!
[14:30] ---
    The strong take from the weak,
    and that's their right.
[14:35] ---
    And...
[14:38] ---
    The weak oppose the strong,
    and that's also their right.
[14:44] ---
    What's the meaning of this, Abel?
[14:48] ---
    I'm seeing for myself what is righteous,
[14:52] ---
    with my own hands.
[14:55] ---
    Hmph. I see.
[15:01] ---
    Carbo Heavy Rain!
[15:13] ---
    Too bad.
[15:15] ---
    You can't win with this kind of magic...
[15:18] ---
    Hey there.
[15:29] ---
    You're the first to break through
    my rigid epidermis.
[15:35] ---
    Even though I was caught off guard.
[15:38] ---
    What magic did you use?
[15:39] ---
    Huh?
[15:41] ---
    I'm asking you what your personal magic is.
[15:44] ---
    Huh... Um...
[15:48] ---
    Power.
[15:49] ---
    Power!?
[15:51] ---
    Such magic exists!?
[15:53] ---
    Hmph. So you're refusing to answer me.
[15:57] ---
    Whatever.
[16:00] ---
    That's...
[16:01] ---
    the Spellflection Mirror!
[16:03] ---
    A powerful magical item that reflects
    any and every spell cast its way!
[16:08] ---
    And the stronger the spell,
    the more fearsome the mirror makes it!
[16:13] ---
    The most feared magical item
    that makes every magic user cower in terror.
[16:18] ---
    I thought the Bureau of Magic
    was guarding it. So why...
[16:22] ---
    Mash, don't!
[16:23] ---
    We magic users don't stand a chance
    against that thing!
[16:27] ---
    It'll send your spells right back at you!
[16:30] ---
    One mistake and you're as good as dead!
[16:33] ---
    If you're gonna beat it,
    you have to do it without using magic.
[16:38] ---
    But such a feat...
[16:41] ---
    It's because you got in my way.
[16:43] ---
    I'll make all of you regret it.
[16:48] ---
    Now, use your magic.
[16:51] ---
    You can fall to your ruin
    with your own magical power...
[16:56] ---
    if you can even do...
[17:08] ---
    It's...
[17:09] ---
    It's...
[17:11] ---
    It's...
[17:12] ---
    It's not magic!
[17:15] ---
    Then, that time...
[17:18] ---
    And that time...
[17:20] ---
    And that time...
[17:21] ---
    And that time...
[17:23] ---
    And that time...
[17:25] ---
    This, that, and just now!
[17:32] ---
    Y-You mean nothing until now was magic?
[17:35] ---
    Mash did everything with his body alone?
[17:37] ---
    Seriously?
[17:38] ---
    - That would be unbelievable.
    - Totally unbelievable, right?
[17:41] ---
    That would be like something
    out of a fantasy story.
[17:43] ---
    Like, exactly from a fantasy story.
[17:47] ---
    That sounds like a fantasy story.
[17:53] ---
    What? It didn't work against him at all!
[18:03] ---
    Did this appear because I touched that kid?
[18:06] ---
    That headache earlier, too.
[18:09] ---
    So he really is...
[18:13] ---
    I see.
[18:20] ---
    What is that?
[18:27] ---
    Today was surprisingly productive
    thanks to meeting you.
[18:34] ---
    My name is Cell War.
SIGN    INNOCENT ZERO
    CELL WAR
[18:40] ---
    I remembered I had an urgent errand,
    so I'll be going now.
[18:43] ---
    But we'll be seeing each other again soon.
[18:48] ---
    Bye-bye.
[18:54] ---
    If you're going home,
    I'm thankful that you're going home.
[18:58] ---
    Now, let's take Mask Guy
    to the infirmary.
[19:02] ---
    You don't have to worry about that.
[19:05] ---
    Thanks to the handkerchief you gave him,
    it looks like things won't be too serious.
[19:12] ---
    P-Please treat me...
    to cream puffs next time.
[19:20] ---
    Mask Guy.
[19:22] ---
    I will take responsibility
    and take Abyss back.
[19:32] ---
    I give you my thanks,
    Mash Burnedead.
[19:35] ---
    I will make sure to return the favor.
[19:44] ---
    I guess that settles it.
[19:46] ---
    Yeah.
[19:47] ---
    Wait, hold up!
[19:48] ---
    Whaddaya mean,
    none of that was magic!?
[19:51] ---
    That's actually amazing,
    but isn't it terrible if people found out?
[19:54] ---
    It's terrible, Mash! Being expelled
    might not be the end of it!
[20:00] ---
    N-N-N-N-No-No-No, I-I-I-I c-c-can use m-m-m-magic-c-c-c-c-c-c-c...
SIGN    TREMBLE TREMBLE TREMBLE
[20:06] ---
    He's losing it!
[20:07] ---
    He must have a really important reason.
[20:10] ---
    Anyway, we've gotta protect Mash's secret
    so people won't find out.
[20:15] ---
    Right!
[20:16] ---
    If Mash's record gets tarnished,
    it'll affect our married life, too.
[20:21] ---
    Anyway, we can shelter Mash for now,
    at least until we figure out a plan.
[20:26] ---
    Thanks, guys.
[20:28] ---
    He just said "thanks"!
[20:29] ---
    I wasn't expecting him
    to acknowledge everything.
[20:31] ---
    But this is turning into a hell of a mess.
[20:34] ---
    If they find out we're protecting Mash's secret,
    we'll definitely be in trouble, too.
[20:39] ---
    We might be expelled, too.
[20:40] ---
    No!
[20:42] ---
    I heard everything!
[20:45] ---
    A student who can't use magic in our school?
    That's an outrage!
[20:49] ---
    I'm telling the teachers!
[20:52] ---
    We're in trouble!
[20:53] ---
    The students who were turned into puppets...
[20:55] ---
    They had woken up!
[20:57] ---
    A student at a magic school can't use magic?
[21:00] ---
    Report him! Report, report, report!
SIGN    HONK
[21:05] ---
    This time has finally come.
[21:09] ---
    He's not phased at all!
[21:13] ---
    People have finally caught on
    to Mash's inability to use magic.
[21:18] ---
    What will you do, Mash!?
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM
[21:23] ---
    This puts a hard stop on a happy life
    together with your Pops!
[23:07] ---
    Father.
[23:09] ---
    My apologies for taking so much time.
[23:14] ---
    But I have found it. What was lost.
[23:20] ---
    I see. At last...
[23:23] ---
    At last, my most earnest wish will come true.
[23:28] ---
    Go retrieve it.
SIGN    THE DIVINE VISIONARY CANDIDATE EXAM ARC
    SEASON 2 COMING IN 2024

Season 2

Season 2

E13 - Mash Burnedead and the Divine Visionaries

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    Divine Visionaries.
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    The foremost magic users in the world
    and the force that keeps it running.
[00:13] ---
    New Divine Visionaries are offered
    to join the Bureau of Magic,
[00:18] ---
    the supreme legal institution in this world.
[00:21] ---
    They handle the majority of tasks
    involving magic.
[00:28] ---
    They also serve another role as state-sanctioned
    forces protecting the society
[00:32] ---
    from those that would harm it.
SIGN    RAYNE AMES
    MAGICAL TOOL ADMINISTRATION
    THE SWORD CANE
[02:10] ---
    Previously...
[02:13] ---
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[02:19] ---
    Victorious in the battle
    against the Magia Lupus,
[02:22] ---
    all of Lang's coins went to Adler.
[02:26] ---
    This definitely brought Mash and friends
    closer to becoming Divine Visionaries.
[02:30] ---
    However...
[02:33] ---
    As a result of the battle against Cell War,
[02:35] ---
    rumors of Mash's inability to use magic
    was spreading throughout the academy.
[02:41] ---
    Man, we somehow pulled that off
    the other day.
[02:44] ---
    Time for our victory celebration after school.
[02:47] ---
    We pulled it off?
[02:50] ---
    I saw everything!
    I'm telling the teachers!
[02:53] ---
    You can't use magic!
[02:56] ---
    - He can! Can too!
    - But just now...
[02:59] ---
    He can! Can too!
[03:02] ---
    - He can! Can too!
    - S-Sure.
[03:03] ---
    We just shouted him into submission.
[03:07] ---
    We have to do something before it—
[03:09] ---
    Hey, Mash Burnedead!
[03:12] ---
    Is it true that you can't use magic?
[03:15] ---
    We're ruined already!
[03:17] ---
    What about it, huh, Mash?
[03:21] ---
    I can too.
[03:23] ---
    I can. Use magic.
[03:26] ---
    I can... use magic...
[03:30] ---
    - I can... use magic...
    - What is he? A broken record?
[03:34] ---
    M-Magic...
[03:35] ---
    The practice we had
    afterwards is paying off. Yes!
[03:39] ---
    Don't lie, man. The rumors
    are going around. It's a huge deal!
[03:44] ---
    Let's go, Mash.
[03:46] ---
    Blub blub blub blub...
[03:48] ---
    Hey, Finn. Protecting a non-magic user
    will make you a criminal as well.
[03:56] ---
    If you make a fake report,
    you might get expelled at the worst.
[04:00] ---
    So, Finn...
[04:03] ---
    Fess up. Mash can't use magic, right?
[04:06] ---
    Are you gonna lie, Finn?
[04:10] ---
    What's the point protecting
    that magicless blight-blood, Finn?
[04:15] ---
    Shut up!
[04:17] ---
    Who I hang out with
    is none of your business!
[04:24] ---
    I totally mustered some courage.
[04:26] ---
    But he's really crammed in there.
[04:31] ---
    It's...
SIGN    LANCE
SIGN    SISTER COMPLEX
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    - Lance!
    - Sister Complex!
[04:36] ---
    What was that for!?
[04:39] ---
    You simply offended me. That's all.
[04:42] ---
    - Hurray, Sister Complex, hurray!
    - Lance.
[04:45] ---
    You say you were offended?
[04:49] ---
    It's...
[04:50] ---
    Lemon and D-Dot?
[04:55] ---
    It seems Dot's injuries were
    more severe than we thought.
[04:59] ---
    Six broken ribs, depressed skull,
    compound fractures in all four limbs,
[05:03] ---
    blood blisters, burns,
    damage to multiple internal organs....
SIGN    PTOO PTOO
[05:09] ---
    And after school, in Adler dorm room 302,
[05:14] ---
    a celebration was being held
    for their victory against Lang.
[05:19] ---
    Now that we have Lang's coins,
[05:21] ---
    we just have to wait
    for the Divine Visionary selection.
[05:24] ---
    So sudden?
[05:27] ---
    We're almost there, though we have
    a mountain of problems!
[05:31] ---
    I feel like we're sweeping aside
    a huge problem.
[05:34] ---
    More like...
SIGN    DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
[05:36] ---
    They're like... here!
[05:41] ---
    Why is he holding a doll!?
    Definitely not a party atmosphere!
[05:46] ---
    Wait, is he gonna start a...
[05:48] ---
    I brought a deck of cards,
    just in case.
[05:51] ---
    He's totally ready to party!
[05:55] ---
    I don't intend to make friends with you lot,
[05:58] ---
    but I'll take a hint as I should also celebrate
    Abyss getting better. That's what betters do.
[06:05] ---
    I kinda hate how he said that.
[06:07] ---
    By the way, whoever dares
    beat Lord Abel in a game...
[06:13] ---
    will die by my hand.
[06:14] ---
    That's not fun at all!
[06:17] ---
    Don't say scary things like that.
    How about some tea?
[06:21] ---
    Huh? Oh.
[06:23] ---
    Th-Than-Than-Thank you... very much.
SIGN    WBL WBL WBL WBL
[06:30] ---
    Forgive him. Abyss calls girls "females."
    That's how little experience he has with them.
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM
[06:44] ---
    Why is she here!?
[06:46] ---
    Say aah!
[06:47] ---
    Mash, to show appreciation for
    all you've done, let me serve you!
[06:52] ---
    Oh, no, that's fine.
    I can eat on my own.
[06:55] ---
    Oh, you're such a meanie!
[07:05] ---
    Tasty, tasty.
[07:06] ---
    That's incredible, Mash!
[07:08] ---
    That has to be the wrong way to feed him!
[07:11] ---
    This kind of feels like we're newlyweds!
[07:14] ---
    L-Lance?
[07:16] ---
    By the way,
    you got separated from us midway.
[07:20] ---
    What were you doing in the basement?
[07:22] ---
    Yeah.
[07:23] ---
    After I fought the guy from Lang dorm,
[07:25] ---
    I got caught up with some guys
    claiming to be death row inmates.
[07:28] ---
    I was fighting one of them,
    but he retreated midway for some reason.
[07:33] ---
    That basement has death row inmates?
[07:35] ---
    So scary!
[07:37] ---
    Jack.
[07:39] ---
    BS.
[07:42] ---
    Truly brilliant, Lord Abel.
[07:44] ---
    They're playing BS by themselves!
[07:55] ---
    This is too chaotic.
[08:04] ---
    Mash.
[08:07] ---
    As thanks for the today's invite,
    I will give you a warning.
[08:10] ---
    You have been targeted...
[08:14] ---
    by Innocent Zero.
[08:17] ---
    The worst crime syndicate
    in the Magic Realm...
[08:20] ---
    They were looking for people
    with high magical power in this academy.
[08:26] ---
    In return for helping them out,
    Lord Abel gained his power.
[08:32] ---
    Sorry to make you help out.
[08:34] ---
    N-No problem.
[08:36] ---
    Why do I have to tag along just to retrieve
    a board game he forgot in his room!?
[08:42] ---
    Lord Abel gained his third line
    by artificial means
[08:45] ---
    thanks to Innocent Zero's power.
[08:49] ---
    Genuine triple-liners
    are even more fearsome.
[08:53] ---
    Lord Abel borrowed their power
    only to gain more coins.
[08:58] ---
    A small sacrifice for the greater good.
[09:02] ---
    But their response...
[09:04] ---
    It seems whoever Innocent Zero is seeking
    has some kind of connection with you.
[09:12] ---
    Be on guard. They are sure to return.
[09:17] ---
    We surely will receive
    some form of punishment.
[09:21] ---
    We deserve it for losing sight
    of our surroundings.
[09:25] ---
    But Lord Abel just wanted
[09:27] ---
    to create a world where kind people
    like his mother could live in peace.
[09:34] ---
    I knew that, yet I...
[09:39] ---
    Thank you for stopping Lord Abel.
[09:45] ---
    You really might be able to make it a reality.
[09:49] ---
    A world where everyone can live in peace.
[09:55] ---
    I'm counting on you, Mash.
[09:59] ---
    'Kay.
[10:01] ---
    Sneak sneak.
[10:02] ---
    Sneak sneak.
[10:04] ---
    Sneak.
[10:06] ---
    I chickened out earlier, but this time
    I'm gonna find proof that he can't use magic.
[10:12] ---
    Let's see now.
[10:15] ---
    That's Abyss, Lang's second best?
[10:17] ---
    Why are they chatting like they're buddies?
[10:20] ---
    A loser like him...
    What in the world is going on?
[10:27] ---
    What business do you have
    with this room?
[10:30] ---
    L-Lang's top dog, Abel.
[10:32] ---
    What is he doing here?
[10:34] ---
    I said, what do you want?
[10:36] ---
    Wh-What's going on!?
[10:41] ---
    What were you two talking about earlier?
SIGN    WBL WBL WBL WBL
[11:02] ---
    And the next day, at the Bureau of Magic...
[11:06] ---
    Henceforth, we will now hold
    an emergency inquiry concerning
[11:14] ---
    Mash Burnedead's
    concealment of Lackmagic.
[11:17] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[11:20] ---
    Concealing your lack of magic
    is a serious crime.
[11:28] ---
    Young lad.
[11:30] ---
    Who created this world?
[11:33] ---
    Some big shot?
[11:35] ---
    It was God who created this world for us.
[11:39] ---
    God created this world to be
    more beautiful than anything else.
[11:45] ---
    As is magic.
[11:47] ---
    It is a miracle God bestowed
    upon humans alone.
[11:52] ---
    And what threatens this beautiful,
    harmonious miracle is your existence.
[12:00] ---
    Do you understand?
[12:02] ---
    You are basically a bug.
[12:04] ---
    Bugs must be dealt with quickly.
[12:09] ---
    Okay, but what if things
    didn't have to be perfect all the time?
[12:12] ---
    What!?
[12:13] ---
    That is not for you to deci—
[12:15] ---
    There is no such thing
    as validated confidence in this world.
[12:18] ---
    You are...
[12:20] ---
    In the end, all that matters is success.
[12:25] ---
    To do that,
    you first need to believe in yourself.
[12:29] ---
    You've got the potential
    to become a real man.
SIGN    RYOH GRANTZ
    MAGIC SECURITY FORCES CAPTAIN
    THE LIGHT CANE
[12:36] ---
    A Divine Visionary.
    What are you doing here?
[12:38] ---
    Details like that don't matter!
[12:41] ---
    Right, Mushroom?
[12:43] ---
    Oh? Yes.
[12:44] ---
    But you see, Mushroom...
[12:46] ---
    We live within the rules.
    The rules exist for the majority.
[12:53] ---
    If we accommodated for everyone,
    order would never be upheld.
[12:58] ---
    Then, what should we do? It's simple.
[13:03] ---
    You sway the majority to your side.
[13:06] ---
    By the way, the legitimacy of the opinion
    is not all that important.
[13:12] ---
    All that matters is who's talking.
[13:17] ---
    A candle?
[13:19] ---
    Light it. Without touching it, of course.
[13:24] ---
    Without touching it?
[13:25] ---
    That's right.
    Magic is everything in this world.
[13:29] ---
    So you need to show us
    a miracle stronger than magic.
[13:34] ---
    Are you truly manly?
[13:37] ---
    Then prove it.
[13:39] ---
    This is absurd.
[13:41] ---
    Asking someone with no magic
    to light that without touching it?
[13:48] ---
    His wand?
[13:49] ---
    What is someone who can't use magic
    going to do with a wand?
[13:57] ---
    He can't possibly do anything.
[14:00] ---
    Really, Sir Ryoh is quite cruel.
[14:03] ---
    Asking for the impossible
    so he will give up.
[14:18] ---
    He's rubbing the wand at tremendous speed
    against the ground,
[14:22] ---
    and is creating fire with friction!
[14:27] ---
    But the ground is totally made of stone.
[14:38] ---
    I get it.
[14:40] ---
    I'll sway the majority...
[14:44] ---
    with my fist.
[14:50] ---
    You're hot stuff!
[14:55] ---
    Oh! Divine Visionaries!
[14:59] ---
    Punishment for a magicless student?
[15:02] ---
    What kind of foolishness...
[15:04] ---
    Man, I hate stuff like this!
[15:06] ---
    Stop whining.
[15:08] ---
    What exactly is Mr. Wahlberg thinking?
[15:11] ---
    Brr. Cold.
[15:13] ---
    Regulations exist to maintain order.
[15:16] ---
    There are no exceptions.
[15:19] ---
    So I guess we're adjourning for now.
[15:22] ---
    What selfish nonsense
    are you talking about!?
[15:25] ---
    Such a thing would never be allowed!
[15:29] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[15:38] ---
    Hey, what the heck?
[15:41] ---
    Why do you act
    like things have been resolved?
[15:46] ---
    What? All of you are...
[15:51] ---
    Divine Visionaries!
    What in the world brings you here?
[15:56] ---
    It's such a drag, but Mr. Wahlberg
    asked us to be here.
SIGN    RENATUS REVOL
    MAGICAL CEMETERY ADMINISTRATION
    THE IMMORTAL CANE
[16:03] ---
    C-Cold.
SIGN    TSURARA HALESTONE
    MAGIC RESEARCH ADMINISTRATION
    THE ICE CANE
[16:08] ---
    What a drag. Let's go home.
[16:09] ---
    Someone's being noisy.
SIGN    KALDO GEHENNA
    MAGIC TALENT ADMINISTRATION
    THE FLAME CANE
[16:14] ---
    Who are you talking to
    with that attitude?
[16:16] ---
    There's nobody other than you,
    no matter how you think about it.
SIGN    AGITO TYRONE
    MAGICAL CREATURES ADMINISTRATION
    THE DRAGON CANE
[16:22] ---
    While in accordance with the regulations,
    I believe flexibility is the wisest course.
SIGN    SOPHINA BRIVIA
    FORBIDDEN MAGICAL TEXTS ADMINISTRATION
    THE KNOWLEDGE CANE
[16:29] ---
    Regulations exist to rein in
    individuals with differing ideas.
[16:35] ---
    If we allow exceptions, the system fails.
SIGN    ORTER MADL
    MAGICAL POWER ADMINISTRATION
    THE DESERT CANE
[16:42] ---
    Especially for us,
    those who stand above others.
[16:46] ---
    It is outrageous for us to accept
    exceptions due to fleeting emotions.
[16:50] ---
    On top of that, he hid that he was
    a Lackmagic and attended Easton Academy.
[16:56] ---
    He must atone for it all with death.
SIGN    SHOCK...
[16:59] ---
    Shock...
[17:02] ---
    You may assume that this
    is the consensus from all Divine Visionaries.
[17:06] ---
    That opinion is unacceptable.
[17:17] ---
    W-We are...
[17:22] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[17:27] ---
    That boy...
[17:30] ---
    belongs to us.
[17:33] ---
    Hands off.
[17:34] ---
    Why is Innocent Zero...
[17:36] ---
    It seems that boy
    has unusual origins after all.
[17:40] ---
    I am nobody's possession.
[17:43] ---
    You think anyone
    cares about that right now?
[17:46] ---
    We are serious. As proof...
[17:51] ---
    We have embedded
    a magiparasite inside this human.
[17:55] ---
    A magiparasite!?
[17:57] ---
    Um, who are you?
[17:59] ---
    A magiparasite.
[18:01] ---
    A specific dangerous magical creature
    that feeds off mana
[18:05] ---
    and uses humans
    as a host for its larvae.
[18:08] ---
    It reacts to those who try to peel it off
    from the host, using them as the next host.
[18:14] ---
    Consider this our
    statement of intent to you all.
[18:19] ---
    That this world belongs to us.
[18:26] ---
    In other words, a declaration of war
    against the Bureau of Magic.
[18:31] ---
    Eager to end this long-standing
    conflict of ours?
[18:36] ---
    Wonderful.
[18:38] ---
    I will remove the magiparasite.
[18:41] ---
    That's reckless!
[18:42] ---
    A magiparasite is a nemesis especially
    for powerful magic users.
[18:45] ---
    If it gets you,
    it'll make you into its chrysalis!
[18:48] ---
    Then who are you saying will do it?
[18:52] ---
    Now that this has happened, I, the strongest
    and hottest guy in the Magic Realm, will...
[18:58] ---
    Huh?
[18:59] ---
    What are you doing!?
[19:02] ---
    Why would you do that?
[19:04] ---
    Weren't you listening
    to my narration earlier!?
[19:07] ---
    If you forcefully peel it off from the host,
    you become the next host!
SIGN    BRR BRR
[19:16] ---
    The magiparasite is tied up
    like a dog balloon animal!
SIGN    RUSTLE RUSTLE
SIGN    BUREAU OF MAGIC STAFFER
    NEREY SHAWN
[19:20] ---
    What just happened!?
[19:22] ---
    It totally entered your mouth!
[19:24] ---
    So you tied it up in your mouth?
    Like a cherry stem!?
[19:30] ---
    Yep. I tied it with my tongue.
[19:32] ---
    That's ridiculous!
SIGN    HUFF HUFF
[19:34] ---
    He realized he couldn't kill it
    in his mouth,
[19:36] ---
    so he tied it together
    to immobilize it instead!?
SIGN    BUREAU OF MAGIC STAFFER
    NEREY SHAWN
[19:40] ---
    And what a gentle way to handle him!
[19:43] ---
    It looks like he's ascended
    to heaven already!
[19:47] ---
    I defeated the enemy messenger,
    and the old man has been spared.
[19:52] ---
    Case closed.
[19:54] ---
    Mr. Bless! I'm so glad. I was wondering
    for a moment what would happen to you.
[20:02] ---
    Such flawless actions.
[20:04] ---
    You're a treasure.
[20:07] ---
    Your issue has not been resolved yet.
[20:12] ---
    Regulations are regulations.
[20:14] ---
    Your opinion should not be respected
    as you cannot use magic.
[20:19] ---
    That's the rule in this world.
[20:22] ---
    Therefore, you will face
    the death penalty as planned.
[20:25] ---
    We'll be taking you—
[20:27] ---
    I won't go.
[20:32] ---
    I won't go.
[20:36] ---
    Now you can't take me, can you?
[20:38] ---
    What are you, a child?
    Throwing a tantrum won't save you.
[20:44] ---
    I won't go.
[21:06] ---
    Hold it!
[21:09] ---
    You said your opinion
    was the consensus of all of us.
[21:13] ---
    But you haven't heard my take yet.
[21:18] ---
    We don't need your opinion.
[21:22] ---
    Strictly obey the regulations.
[21:24] ---
    That is the rule of this world.
[21:27] ---
    Therefore, I will execute it.
[21:29] ---
    I'm telling you to listen!
[21:35] ---
    Oh, this sword...
[21:42] ---
    M-Mr. Wahlberg.
[21:45] ---
    And Rayne!
[21:47] ---
    During the inquiry
    about the concealment of Lackmagic,
[21:50] ---
    there was a sudden intrusion
    by Divine Visionaries.
[21:54] ---
    On top of that, Wahlberg showed up.
[21:58] ---
    What will happen to the future
    of Mash Burnedead,
[22:02] ---
    who cannot fathom the situation at all?
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE HOME VISIT

Season 2

E14 - Mash Burnedead and the Home Visit

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[01:34] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg.
[01:37] ---
    Why did you call for all of us?
[01:41] ---
    Hiding the fact he's a Lackmagic and attending
    Easton Academy is out of the question.
[01:47] ---
    There's no need for an inquiry.
[01:49] ---
    We need to abide by the rules
    and give this boy the maximum penalty.
[01:53] ---
    Divine Visionaries, might I ask you
    to defer his sentencing?
[02:00] ---
    This is the first time
    Innocent Zero sent a messenger.
[02:05] ---
    There is a high chance this boy
    will give us a lead on them.
[02:12] ---
    We can't afford
    to lose him at this juncture.
[02:21] ---
    Huh? The headmaster
    seems really important.
[02:25] ---
    You know...
[02:26] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg is a previous Divine Visionary.
[02:30] ---
    He's a living legend, the only one to go
    toe-to-toe against Innocent Zero in his youth.
[02:35] ---
    And the only one that I,
    the next top dog of the world, respect.
[02:40] ---
    He's a man among magic users.
[02:44] ---
    Listen closely.
[02:46] ---
    'Kay.
[02:48] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg, I understand your position.
[02:53] ---
    But I cannot accept it.
[02:57] ---
    Regulations exist to maintain order.
[03:00] ---
    Lackmagic should be purged.
[03:03] ---
    That's just the way...
[03:10] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg, please!
[03:13] ---
    It's true. He cannot use magic.
[03:16] ---
    He's a bit rough around the edges
    and not too scholarly.
[03:22] ---
    However, he has an unusual gift
    to sway people's hearts.
[03:29] ---
    I believe that people like him will change
    how we perceive this world.
[03:36] ---
    Of course, that is not all.
[03:39] ---
    Until now, those without magic
    have been treated as inferior.
[03:45] ---
    But I take some issue
    with that unjust treatment.
[03:51] ---
    Our values change alongside history.
[03:56] ---
    However, redefining our values
    takes courage
[04:01] ---
    as we must admit
    our injustices thus far.
[04:06] ---
    That said...
[04:08] ---
    What is wrong is still wrong.
[04:14] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg.
[04:16] ---
    I respect your position, but ignoring rules
    and forcing your opinion...
[04:23] ---
    I ask of you as well.
[04:25] ---
    Rayne, even you?
[04:28] ---
    I do agree with the headmaster's opinion,
[04:32] ---
    but Mash Burnedead has also
    proven himself worthy of our trust.
[04:37] ---
    Including my trust.
[04:42] ---
    So you like rabbits?
[04:45] ---
    No, not that.
[04:48] ---
    Rayne, I know what you're getting at.
[04:51] ---
    But sentimental opinions
    shouldn't change regulations.
[04:53] ---
    What a pain. Follow the book
    and get this over with.
[04:58] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg, you are quite right to say so.
[05:01] ---
    But the public won't allow
    such an exception.
[05:05] ---
    There's nothing to reconsider.
    Lackmagics need to be purged.
[05:11] ---
    You're letting emotions
    take priority over rational thought.
[05:16] ---
    My thoughts align with yours.
[05:21] ---
    Our magical power
    is a special gift from God.
[05:26] ---
    It's natural for those without it
    to be excluded.
[05:32] ---
    That's because they aren't the same as us.
[05:36] ---
    However, one Lackmagic
    just saved my life.
[05:42] ---
    I know that
    I should be following regulations.
[05:46] ---
    If I am being remiss in my duties, so be it.
[05:50] ---
    But this case was mine to process.
[05:56] ---
    I would like you to defer
    his sentencing if possible.
[06:02] ---
    You may punish me as you see fit.
[06:05] ---
    But I will not change my verdict.
[06:17] ---
    Only under these conditions.
[06:20] ---
    He will act only under our supervision
    as a pawn against Innocent Zero.
[06:27] ---
    And he must prove he's strong enough
    to fight Innocent Zero.
[06:33] ---
    That proof is to become this year's
    Divine Visionary candidate.
[06:40] ---
    Should you fail,
    you will be purged immediately.
[06:44] ---
    After all, it's only a deferment.
[06:47] ---
    All right. Understood.
[06:50] ---
    But to embody the headmaster's wishes
    and for me to live in peace with everyone...
[06:56] ---
    That alone won't be enough.
[07:12] ---
    I will beat Innocent Gyro up.
[07:16] ---
    With my fist.
[07:30] ---
    And that's what happened.
[07:33] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[07:35] ---
    You have to go against
    such a dangerous organization?
[07:39] ---
    So you can't use magic?
[07:41] ---
    Nope.
[07:43] ---
    Trying to win against me without magic?
[07:46] ---
    You really couldn't use magic.
[07:48] ---
    Nope.
[07:50] ---
    Gotcha. Then let's go out and have fun.
[07:53] ---
    Wait, what now?
[07:58] ---
    A sudden suggestion to go have fun.
[08:00] ---
    Maybe Dot was worried about Mash.
[08:04] ---
    They did defer the sentencing,
    so this is probably better than sulking.
[08:09] ---
    But I wonder what kind of street clothes
    everyone will wear.
[08:13] ---
    Here I am!
SIGN    KAKLANG
[08:15] ---
    Full-plate armor!?
[08:17] ---
    I mean, fun is basically a battle.
[08:21] ---
    What the heck does that mean?
[08:22] ---
    I'm here now.
[08:24] ---
    That must be Mash.
SIGN    RLL RLL
[08:26] ---
    He's in full workout mode!
[08:29] ---
    I've never gone out with friends before,
    so I wasn't sure what to wear.
[08:33] ---
    But did you really need that ab wheel?
[08:36] ---
    My goodness.
[08:38] ---
    I really don't want to be seen
    with these two.
[08:41] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[08:46] ---
    I'm glad Lance is in normal...
SIGN    LITTLE SISTER LOVE
[08:49] ---
    - Love.
    - Cringe!
[08:52] ---
    Did she just wink? And talk!?
[08:54] ---
    Yeah, come at me from anywhere!
[08:58] ---
    Dear sister, you're cute today, too.
[09:02] ---
    This group is just so detestable!
[09:08] ---
    There's a famous game you can play
    only here in Marchétte Street.
[09:13] ---
    See, over there.
SIGN    TICKLE TICKLE
[09:23] ---
    A tickle koala's snot hardens, so we play darts
    by tickling its nose and making it sneeze.
[09:31] ---
    Oh! Sounds like fun.
[09:33] ---
    I'll try it.
SIGN    TICKLE TICKLE
[09:40] ---
    Well, it's hard for novices
    to even hit the target.
SIGN    THUNK
[09:46] ---
    Sorry, Dot.
[09:48] ---
    Well, it's your first time.
[09:52] ---
    I'll show you how it's done.
SIGN    TICKLE TICKLE
SIGN    THUNK
[10:06] ---
    A flying arm bar?
[10:07] ---
    - All right! Fight's on, damn it!
    - Let's go.
[10:12] ---
    - Let's go.
    - Okay.
[10:16] ---
    A new wand?
[10:18] ---
    Yeah. I've been wanting
    to try out a new wand.
[10:22] ---
    And lately, there are rumors that
    the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam is near.
[10:30] ---
    Because of the Innocent Zero case,
    the exam will be held earlier this year.
[10:35] ---
    But that works in our favor.
[10:39] ---
    Based on the coin count,
    we're sure to be taking the selection exam.
[10:44] ---
    If we can pass that, the only thing left
    is the final screening.
[10:49] ---
    Even though you can't use magic...
[10:51] ---
    For my sister's sake,
    I'm not going to go easy on you.
[10:57] ---
    We're here.
[10:59] ---
    This is the place.
[11:19] ---
    Welcome.
[11:21] ---
    Easton kids, are ye?
[11:23] ---
    Oh, yes.
[11:26] ---
    So many different kinds.
[11:28] ---
    The wand shop is always nothing but hype!
[11:31] ---
    Maybe I should replace my wand, too.
[11:48] ---
    Wowee.
[11:49] ---
    Your magical power
    summons a fitting wand.
[11:52] ---
    Wands are tools for releasing magical power.
[11:56] ---
    Basically extensions
    of the magic users' bodies.
[12:00] ---
    A fitting wand can drastically improve
    your magic too.
[12:06] ---
    I think my magical power went up
    because of my classes thanks to my wand.
[12:09] ---
    That's why you need to periodically
    gauge your magic and...
[12:18] ---
    It's better to choose a wand
    that fits your current self.
[12:29] ---
    Impressive.
[12:31] ---
    Even among wands for double-liners,
    that one is quite the item.
[12:37] ---
    Amazing.
[12:38] ---
    I don't like it!
[12:41] ---
    You're not gauging?
[12:43] ---
    Huh?
[12:44] ---
    Oh, no! Mash lacks magical power,
    so no wand would react to him.
[12:48] ---
    Then, I guess...
[12:50] ---
    You're doing it?
[13:03] ---
    What's that wand? The one on the floor.
SIGN    RTTL RTTL RTTL
[13:09] ---
    Huh? Scary. What the...
[13:11] ---
    Oh, that? We've had that wand here
    in this shop for ages.
[13:16] ---
    It's so heavy that nobody can ever lift it.
[13:21] ---
    It's said that elf water
    springs up from beneath it,
[13:27] ---
    and magnificent wands
    can be crafted using that water.
[13:34] ---
    But it's no more than a legend.
[13:38] ---
    No amount of muscle or magic has been able
    to lift it for the past millennium.
[13:46] ---
    That's bad, old man!
    Saying that to him would...
[13:48] ---
    You don't get it at all!
[13:51] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:56] ---
    H-Hey, what are you...
[14:04] ---
    Then, I'll take this one.
[14:12] ---
    Thank you so much.
[14:14] ---
    That wand is all yours.
[14:16] ---
    Yay.
[14:18] ---
    Freaky.
[14:19] ---
    In the end, Lance didn't buy a wand.
[14:23] ---
    I'm sorry, my chores
    took longer than expected!
[14:26] ---
    I had some bamboo-siness to do!
[14:29] ---
    Lemon. Captain.
[14:32] ---
    All right! We're gonna play!
[14:50] ---
    We're living our best student lives!
[14:55] ---
    That was fun.
[14:57] ---
    I've never gone out with friends before.
[15:02] ---
    Let's come back again sometime.
[15:05] ---
    - Yup.
    - Damn straight!
[15:07] ---
    Let's come again!
[15:08] ---
    Next time with my sister, too.
[15:09] ---
    Buh-Buh-Bamboo!
[15:15] ---
    And several days passed.
[15:18] ---
    Gold coin count, one, two, three...
[15:23] ---
    Seven.
[15:25] ---
    Preparation for the selection exam
    is as good as done.
[15:30] ---
    It's finally time.
[15:33] ---
    But first...
[15:35] ---
    You're going to visit home?
[15:38] ---
    Now? Right before the selection exam?
[15:42] ---
    Are you serious?
[15:44] ---
    I'm sorry. I-I-I will stay.
[15:50] ---
    Well, I think I'll go back home.
[15:53] ---
    Wait, what was that flashback just now?
[15:58] ---
    Someone lacking magic
    wants to be a Divine Visionary.
[16:01] ---
    This is unprecedented.
[16:03] ---
    Headmaster Wahlberg is getting on in years.
[16:07] ---
    He can no longer make rational decisions.
[16:10] ---
    Those in power have a responsibility
    to stop disturbances before they arise.
[16:17] ---
    So, I have to do something about this.
[16:21] ---
    Let me be clear.
[16:24] ---
    See that he cannot participate
    in the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.
[16:30] ---
    Orca dorm prefect, Margarette Macaron.
[16:35] ---
    Ortie, it's unusual
    that you'd ask me for a favor.
[16:41] ---
    But you know I don't march
    to the beat of just anyone's drum.
[16:48] ---
    I only care about one thing.
[16:54] ---
    Stimulation.
[16:57] ---
    There should be no lack of that.
[17:00] ---
    Mash Burnedead
    bested Lang's prefect, Abel.
[17:05] ---
    Abel the coin seeker, you say?
    Hmph, that's not bad.
[17:11] ---
    But simply hoarding coins
    doesn't measure stren—
[17:14] ---
    He did it without magic.
[17:19] ---
    Leave the cleanup to me.
[17:23] ---
    Go wild.
[18:33] ---
    Spring has arrived.
[18:36] ---
    So creepy.
[18:39] ---
    Oh, Mash!
[18:42] ---
    I'm glad you made it back here, Mash!
[18:45] ---
    I'm somehow surviving.
[18:48] ---
    You hanging in there?
[18:50] ---
    Y-Yes. E-Easy peasy.
[18:54] ---
    R-Really?
[18:57] ---
    Excuse us!
[18:59] ---
    Huh? No way.
[19:01] ---
    You can't be...
[19:03] ---
    What? Mash's friends?
[19:08] ---
    I'm so touched.
    To think Mash has made friends...
[19:12] ---
    Because I wasn't able to expose him
    to the outside world,
[19:17] ---
    I didn't think this day would come.
[19:19] ---
    We're not such superficial things like friends.
[19:22] ---
    Huh?
[19:24] ---
    You use the word "rival"
    and read it as "buddy."
[19:26] ---
    Though, I'm tougher than him.
[19:28] ---
    He's even got a rival.
[19:30] ---
    Father-in-law, it's nice to meet you.
[19:32] ---
    I give my regards for the future.
    I am Mash's future wife.
[19:37] ---
    Even a fiancée!?
[19:39] ---
    We haven't even held hands,
    so rest assured.
[19:44] ---
    Please be at ease.
    Mash is doing well at school.
[19:49] ---
    This isn't much,
    but please have some herbal tea.
[19:52] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[19:53] ---
    That's so not like you.
[19:56] ---
    I have something for you, too.
[19:59] ---
    - Please have some merch.
    - Of who?
[20:00] ---
    My little sister.
[20:01] ---
    Why!?
[20:03] ---
    He doesn't understand that everyone
    has different priorities.
[20:07] ---
    I-I see.
[20:14] ---
    They're quite unique. All of them.
[20:19] ---
    Yes, they are.
[20:21] ---
    You must have a hard time.
[20:23] ---
    Yes.
[20:25] ---
    But...
[20:28] ---
    I was never able to let Mash
    go outside until now.
[20:33] ---
    I never dreamed he'd be surrounded
    by such wonderful friends.
[20:40] ---
    I hope it lasts forever.
[20:45] ---
    I'm sure...
[20:47] ---
    I'm sure it will.
[20:53] ---
    Hope they won't mind us barging in.
[20:56] ---
    To defeat Abel
    so soundly without magic.
[20:59] ---
    You think I can let
    someone like that slide?
[21:02] ---
    Hey, what was that boy's name?
[21:06] ---
    Mash.
[21:07] ---
    It's Mash Burnedead.
[21:09] ---
    Right, right. Mash Burnedea—
[21:26] ---
    Dear me.
[21:28] ---
    You're playing his bodyguard now?
[21:31] ---
    I just happened to pass by.
[21:34] ---
    I heard a nasty-sounding laughter over here.
[21:39] ---
    Well, well. If it isn't the Sword Cane...
[21:42] ---
    Divine Visionary, Rayne Ames.
[21:47] ---
    Orca prefect Margarette Macaron's evil hands
    approach by Orter Madl's order.
[21:54] ---
    But Mash is still oblivious of it.
[21:57] ---
    All right, let's play a board game!
[21:59] ---
    Yeah!
[22:01] ---
    He really didn't know.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    RAYNE AMES AND GOD'S GIFT

Season 2

E15 - Rayne Ames and God’s Gift

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[00:01] ---
    At Easton Magic Academy,
    each dorm is overseen by a prefect.
[00:08] ---
    The three prefects boasts
    some of the greatest talent in Easton.
[00:13] ---
    All of them have the skills necessary
    to become a Divine Visionary.
[01:54] ---
    A few years ago, a tournament was held for
    13-15 year olds in the middle school division.
[02:03] ---
    One magic user singlehandedly
    overpowered all the other competitors.
[02:08] ---
    They had only been nine at the time.
[02:10] ---
    Their name was Margarette Macaron.
[02:13] ---
    The future prefect of Orca dorm.
[02:17] ---
    Well, well. If it isn't the Sword Cane...
[02:20] ---
    Rayne Ames.
[02:22] ---
    Of all people...
[02:25] ---
    Not only will I face Mash Burnedead,
    but a Divine Visionary
[02:29] ---
    will also entertain me?
[02:38] ---
    But you are...
[03:48] ---
    The powerless... winter.
[03:59] ---
    What the hell is going on here?
[04:03] ---
    Not every powerful magic user
    strives to be a Divine Visionary.
[04:07] ---
    "Divine Visionary" is just a title, after all.
[04:12] ---
    Compared to myself who genuinely
    sought nothing but strength,
[04:15] ---
    and you who sought a superficial position.
[04:20] ---
    Which one of us is stronger?
[04:31] ---
    Partisan.
[04:33] ---
    Sounds.
[04:40] ---
    Okay, I'll roll first.
[04:44] ---
    A 67.
[04:49] ---
    Let's see...
[04:51] ---
    "Easily duped by a scheming beauty's
    charm spell. Lose five million Lond."
[04:58] ---
    What the hell!?
    This board game's a piece of crap!
[05:02] ---
    Oh, no!
[05:04] ---
    I'm next.
[05:08] ---
    A 25.
[05:12] ---
    "Head to holding cell for restraining
    a love interest like a stalker."
[05:17] ---
    "Skip 320 turns."
[05:21] ---
    This board game might be dangerous
    as it may predict our futures.
[05:27] ---
    "Your little sister suddenly brings home
    a boyfriend. Return to start"!?
[05:38] ---
    "Return a lost item to the police.
    Earn 100 Lond."
[05:42] ---
    I'm glad.
[05:44] ---
    All right. Guess I'm next.
[05:48] ---
    A 98.
[05:52] ---
    Let's see...
[05:54] ---
    "It's discovered you can't use magic,
    and you are executed."
[05:58] ---
    "Game over."
[06:04] ---
    Game over!?
[06:06] ---
    Gotta laugh. Just gotta laugh it off!
[06:08] ---
    What's up with this board game!?
[06:11] ---
    - Graviole. Graviole. Graviole.
    - Just let 'em try!
[06:13] ---
    - Graviole. Graviole. Graviole.
    - Yeah, let 'em try!
[06:16] ---
    - Graviole. Graviole. Graviole.
    - Just let 'em try!
[06:20] ---
    I never dreamed he'd be surrounded
    by such wonderful friends.
[06:24] ---
    I hope it lasts forever.
[06:29] ---
    I'm sure it will.
[06:33] ---
    - I'm the future wife, you hear?
    - More like, what the hell is this thing!?
[06:34] ---
    I have to keep it going.
[06:37] ---
    Partisan!
[06:40] ---
    Shiver Sounds!
[06:46] ---
    Howling Sounds!
[07:00] ---
    I wouldn't attack if I were you.
[07:04] ---
    They'll explode in response
    to your spellcasting.
[07:09] ---
    Rayne Ames.
[07:11] ---
    Do you know why we desire stimulation?
[07:16] ---
    Art, love, sports, drinking,
    drugs, gambling...
[07:23] ---
    None of these things are necessary
    to live a normal life.
[07:28] ---
    So why seek them?
[07:31] ---
    The answer is simple.
[07:33] ---
    Because boredom is as good as death.
[07:39] ---
    We live for those stimulations.
[07:44] ---
    Yet, you...
[07:46] ---
    You're awfully easygoing,
    meddling in other's business.
[07:52] ---
    How boring.
[07:54] ---
    I can't imagine someone with values
    like you could ever fulfill me.
[08:00] ---
    Be a dear and step aside.
[08:02] ---
    I've got to see Mash Burnedead.
[08:06] ---
    He's a brazen kid.
[08:09] ---
    Brazen enough to tell me...
[08:12] ---
    that he will become a Divine Visionary
    even without magic.
[08:17] ---
    That he will change the perception
    of this world.
[08:23] ---
    His mood shifted?
[08:27] ---
    If he went against Margarette, not even
    Lord Rayne would walk away unscathed.
[08:33] ---
    Rayne may act aloof,
    but he always takes care of others.
[08:38] ---
    By the way, Nerey...
[08:40] ---
    What do you know about marks?
[08:44] ---
    Well, the number of marks increases
    in accordance with your absolute magic power?
[08:50] ---
    Correct.
[08:51] ---
    Easton Magic Academy has had
    many double-liners cross our step, of course.
[08:59] ---
    But there have only been an extremely
    small number of triple-liners.
[09:05] ---
    If two lines means magic itself
    recognizes their talent,
[09:09] ---
    then those with three lines
    must be chosen by the gods.
[09:13] ---
    The summer... of bliss.
[09:17] ---
    And the youngest to ever
    acquire three lines is...
[09:23] ---
    the one named Rayne Ames.
[09:27] ---
    Change the perception of this world...
[09:29] ---
    I'll make sure that brazen kid
    goes as far as he can go.
[09:37] ---
    "It's discovered
    you can't use magic. Executed."
[09:44] ---
    I'm gonna get some fresh air.
[09:47] ---
    He acts cool,
    but it must be eating him up inside.
[09:51] ---
    Of course it is.
    He didn't do anything wrong.
[09:55] ---
    If I were in his shoes,
    I would keep blaming society.
[10:11] ---
    No one will ever spot me out here.
[10:14] ---
    I can't eat this specialty cream puff
    in everyone's presence.
[10:25] ---
    A triple-liner. A talent gifted by the gods.
[10:29] ---
    To find someone my age
    who's achieved that level.
[10:34] ---
    Just how blessed am I?
[10:38] ---
    Howling Sounds will create a chain explosion
    in reaction to chanting.
[10:43] ---
    He may be a triple-liner,
    but he has to chant to use magic.
[10:49] ---
    Orter Madl put you up to this, didn't he?
[10:52] ---
    It's not like you to take an interest
    in school affairs, but you're here.
[10:56] ---
    This pretty much has to be
    Orter Madl's doing.
[10:59] ---
    Dear me. I have no idea
    what you're talking about.
[11:04] ---
    Your target Mash Burnedead
    can't use magic.
[11:10] ---
    In this world, lack of magic
    is basically having no human rights.
[11:15] ---
    An ordinary human
    would feel despair, no doubt.
[11:19] ---
    Jealous of those who can use magic,
    regretting being ever born, hating society...
[11:23] ---
    All of those would be reasonable reactions.
[11:27] ---
    But Mash Burnedead is different.
[11:32] ---
    He...
[11:34] ---
    fights against his own destiny.
[11:42] ---
    Not that an underhanded rat like you
    would ever understand.
[11:47] ---
    Oh my. What a darling little speech.
[11:51] ---
    But...
[11:53] ---
    I couldn't care less.
[11:59] ---
    They remain confident despite facing down
    a triple-liner Divine Visionary.
[12:03] ---
    They're not being cocky, though.
[12:06] ---
    They distributed their coins to the dorm, saying
    they weren't interested in Divine Visionaries.
[12:10] ---
    But they took a total of ten gold coins
    from upperclassmen, more than anyone last year.
[12:17] ---
    Besides, Howling Sounds will end
    the moment he chants a counterspell.
[12:22] ---
    This shows Margarette Macaron's
    overwhelming talent.
[12:37] ---
    I hear it... The unending applause...
[12:47] ---
    Sounds Orchestra.
[12:54] ---
    Now you're forced to cast a spell.
[12:57] ---
    Checkmate.
[12:59] ---
    Um... What exactly distinguishes
    a triple-liner from a double-liner?
[13:05] ---
    Three lines signify one chosen by the gods.
[13:09] ---
    They can unleash more power
    than a double-liner, of course.
[13:15] ---
    But that is hardly all they can do.
[13:18] ---
    They can awaken
    a wand's dormant true form.
[13:24] ---
    True form?
[13:26] ---
    Yes, that's correct. The reason why
    lies behind magic being a gift from the gods.
[13:42] ---
    Howling Sounds was drowned out
    without being activated?
[13:45] ---
    Summon Ares.
[13:47] ---
    In other words, their power calls upon
    a god's strength from within a wand.
[13:53] ---
    His wand is changing form!?
[13:57] ---
    So this is what was given to Divine Visionary
    Rayne Ames, the title of a god's wand...
[14:03] ---
    "Sword Cane."
[14:05] ---
    Checkmate.
[14:06] ---
    Black Partisan.
[14:13] ---
    Sounds Shield!
[14:29] ---
    U-Um, I guess I should say thanks.
[14:34] ---
    For what? I was just playing
    with some rabbits in the forest.
[14:40] ---
    So you are a fan of rabbits.
[14:45] ---
    The selection exam is soon.
[14:47] ---
    Yes.
[14:48] ---
    I'm terrible at encouraging people.
[14:51] ---
    But I'll say one thing.
[14:55] ---
    You're embarking on a challenge the likes
    of which this world has never seen.
[15:00] ---
    Nothing good will ever come
    from your failure.
[15:05] ---
    So win.
[15:06] ---
    And give your challenge meaning.
[15:10] ---
    'Kay.
[15:17] ---
    You kids are so sloppy.
[15:21] ---
    So that's a triple-liner.
[15:23] ---
    The gigantic wand raises
    the baseline magic power output.
[15:28] ---
    Even entry-level spells have the effectiveness
    of Secondth magic.
[15:34] ---
    I could have tried my own Secondth spell,
    but I put their safety as my priority.
[15:40] ---
    Is this maternal instinct?
[15:45] ---
    Margarette, I'm sorry.
[15:48] ---
    No worries.
[15:52] ---
    As they all say,
    you save the best for last.
[16:01] ---
    Afterwards...
[16:03] ---
    These are the coins we got from Lang.
[16:06] ---
    Three per person sound good?
[16:09] ---
    Let's do our best on the selection exam.
[16:11] ---
    I can't!
[16:14] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:26] ---
    It'll be soon. Wait for me, Anna.
SIGN    STARE
[16:35] ---
    I'm too hyped to sleep!
[16:37] ---
    Guess I'll check my luggage.
[16:39] ---
    Water bottle, handkerchief,
    bug repellant, tissue.
[16:43] ---
    And then eye drops, antacid,
    pain reliever, laxative.
[16:48] ---
    Facial toner, antiperspirant,
    breath freshener.
[16:53] ---
    Mash, I heard from your friends.
[16:56] ---
    Everyone has discovered
    that you can't use magic?
[17:02] ---
    And that you will be charged with this crime
    if you don't meet their demands.
[17:11] ---
    I'm sorry. This is my doing.
[17:15] ---
    If only I could have given you a normal life.
[17:21] ---
    If only I could have provided you
    a life without inconveniences.
[17:26] ---
    If I had done more to hide it all to the end.
[17:29] ---
    But I'm happy.
[17:32] ---
    I have you who always
    looks out for me so much.
[17:36] ---
    I was able to go to school even for
    a little bit, and was blessed with friends.
[17:42] ---
    I got to eat lots of cream puffs, too.
[17:46] ---
    So I'm happy.
[17:48] ---
    Thank you, Pops.
[17:54] ---
    Good. Now come back safe and sound.
[17:59] ---
    The path to Divine Visionary
    is broadly divided into three stages.
[18:05] ---
    The first is coin acquisition.
[18:08] ---
    The second is
    the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.
[18:12] ---
    The third is
    the Divine Visionary Elect Final Exam.
[18:17] ---
    One must acquire five or more gold coins
    to advance to the second stage.
SIGN    MOORE TOMATO
    LANG DORM THIRD-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
[18:24] ---
    However, due to Innocent Zero's intervention,
    the exam has been pushed forward.
SIGN    DOLB MARX
    LANG DORM THIRD-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
SIGN    PON TORUS
    ORCA DORM SECOND-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
SIGN    LEBLANC RUSSELL
    LANG DORM SECOND-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
[18:28] ---
    Only three gold coins are needed to qualify.
SIGN    MAX LAND
    ADLER DORM THIRD-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
SIGN    AORIO MORRIS
    ADLER DORM THIRD-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
SIGN    DOT BARRETT
    ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
SIGN    FINN AMES
    ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
    THREE GOLD COINS
SIGN    CARPACCIO LUO-YANG
    ORCA DORM FIRST-YEAR,
    FOUR GOLD COINS
[18:37] ---
    Magic is the crux of our society!
    It is everything!
SIGN    LANCE CROWN
    ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
    FIVE GOLD COINS
[18:40] ---
    Those without magic have no rights!
SIGN    MARGARETTE MACARON
    ORCA DORM THIRD-YEAR,
    FIVE GOLD COINS
[18:43] ---
    Here we have the magic users
    who are the pinnacle of this society!
[18:47] ---
    The examinees have entered the arena!
[18:51] ---
    It seems even Margarette Macaron
    will enter this year.
[18:56] ---
    You face a difficult road, Mash Burnedead.
SIGN    MASH BURNEDEAD
    ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
    SEVEN GOLD COINS
[19:10] ---
    Humans are defined by a standard.
[19:14] ---
    Existences like you who disrupt
    the entire system are not human.
[19:20] ---
    As long as I'm around, your existence
    will never be acknowledged by this world.
SIGN    CLNCH CLNCH CLNCH
[19:29] ---
    "That's not necessarily true."
[19:31] ---
    "It's fine!"
[19:32] ---
    "You can do it if you try!"
[19:34] ---
    "Go for it."
[19:35] ---
    Thanks, Kevin, Tom, Mike, Kim,
    Yamada, Koji, Satomi, Yukari.
[19:43] ---
    I'll do my best.
[19:48] ---
    I'll take you on then.
[19:54] ---
    With all I've got.
[19:59] ---
    Now, the last one to enter...
[20:02] ---
    Adler dorm, Mash Burnedead!
[20:07] ---
    Hey, that Mash guy...
[20:09] ---
    Isn't he the one who can't use magic?
[20:12] ---
    If that's true, him being
    in the selection exam is unprecedented.
[20:16] ---
    This is no place for you!
[20:19] ---
    Go home!
[20:20] ---
    That's right, go home!
[20:22] ---
    Go home! Go home!
[20:26] ---
    Go home! Go home!
[20:30] ---
    Go home!
[20:32] ---
    Come on! Someone like him might ruin
    the prestige of Divine Visionaries!
[20:38] ---
    What do you say about that, admins!?
[20:42] ---
    What a bunch of bullies.
[20:44] ---
    Mash earned the right
    to be here by winning coins.
[20:49] ---
    His entire life is riding
    on the results of this exam.
[20:53] ---
    Mash must be under incredible pressure.
[20:57] ---
    I should be encouraging.
[20:59] ---
    Mash, you don't have to worry...
SIGN    HONK
[21:04] ---
    I wanna go home.
[21:05] ---
    I don't blame you.
[21:08] ---
    Adler, Lang, Orca.
[21:11] ---
    All 12 candidates
    from the three dorms are here!
[21:16] ---
    Let's get right to it then!
[21:18] ---
    Elimination's the name of the game!
[21:20] ---
    What better way to do that
    than with a survival match!
[21:23] ---
    So we made a dead-or-alive
    qualifying exam for you!
[21:28] ---
    It's called, "Deadervant's Haunt"!
[21:32] ---
    The rules are simple!
[21:33] ---
    Find a key hidden somewhere
    in this stage and escape!
[21:37] ---
    Huh? That doesn't sound
    as dangerous as I thought.
[21:39] ---
    But! The key is in the swim bladder
    of a Troll-goosefish!
[21:43] ---
    You must use magic
    to pop it like a balloon!
[21:48] ---
    That's really tough. I see.
    So that's what this test's about.
[21:52] ---
    Furthermore...
[21:54] ---
    You'll be on the run
    from three Deadervants all the while!
SIGN    WAIL
[22:00] ---
    Monsters!
[22:02] ---
    Yes, monsters.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE BRAWNY BALLOON

Season 2

E16 - Mash Burnedead and the Brawny Balloon

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[01:31] ---
    The qualifying round of the second
    Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.
[01:35] ---
    It is known as "Deadervant's Haunt."
[01:38] ---
    A key is hidden inside a Troll-goosefish
    swim bladder somewhere in the stage.
[01:43] ---
    You need to escape by using magic
    to pop it like a balloon and obtain the key.
[01:48] ---
    However, you need to do so
    while fleeing from three Deadervants.
SIGN    WAIL
[01:54] ---
    This is impossible!
[01:57] ---
    The upcoming qualifying round
    is "Deadervant's Haunt."
[02:00] ---
    Of course, you must pass this
    to make it to the main exam!
[02:05] ---
    Rafflesian Mirrors will transmit
    everything to the audience!
[02:10] ---
    Cheating will not be accepted!
[02:12] ---
    All entrants, are we ready?
[02:18] ---
    With that, let the match begin!
[02:44] ---
    I want to go home. I just want
    to keep sleeping in my bed.
[02:51] ---
    I just gotta find the key, right?
[02:58] ---
    Esepecial!
[03:02] ---
    I should mention the Deadervants are
    completely immune to magic! So watch out!
[03:09] ---
    And the moment you touch
    one of their axes, it's game over.
[03:12] ---
    You will be transferred out of the stage
    with some soul-splitting pain!
[03:19] ---
    One has already been disqualified!
    We have 11 candidates left!
SIGN    ONE DISQUALIFIED
    11 SURVIVORS REMAINING
[03:24] ---
    So I have to keep running from
    Deadervants and hunt for the key.
[03:30] ---
    No hints about the key's location, either.
[03:33] ---
    Making us scramble blindly
    for a key is a pretty poor test.
[03:39] ---
    Unless there's some
    unrevealed strategy going on here.
[03:47] ---
    It is a test after all.
[03:50] ---
    Are they trying to see how we
    use our magic to escape the enemy?
[03:54] ---
    That's exactly right!
[03:56] ---
    Deadervants are stand-ins
    immune to magic.
[03:59] ---
    It's limited to this stage, but powerful magic
    made them for that purpose.
[04:06] ---
    When one individual's power
    isn't enough to defeat an enemy,
[04:10] ---
    choosing to retreat
    is always a valid tactic.
[04:15] ---
    This exam questions how well you do
    in a situation where you're forced to flee.
[04:21] ---
    How tasteless! I knew this school
    was messed up, but...
[04:28] ---
    One guy out in the first few moments?
[04:31] ---
    This year's candidates are pretty weak.
[04:34] ---
    Well, last year they had Rayne.
    There's no comparing these guys.
[04:39] ---
    It's time to run
    like your life depends on it!
[04:59] ---
    No way! Deadervant down in one hit!?
[05:01] ---
    It's holding its stomach
    and breathing heavily.
[05:04] ---
    This test is about how well you do
    when you have to retreat, isn't it?
[05:10] ---
    That Deadervant that I couldn't
    do anything against...
[05:13] ---
    He's totally nuts!
[05:18] ---
    Now I just need to find the key.
[05:23] ---
    That's right. A Deadervant is a phantom.
    They are not living creatures.
[05:27] ---
    Any damage they take
    heals instantly, so be careful!
SIGN    BA-DUMP
[05:32] ---
    Oh gosh. Then I won't have anything
    to do with them anymore.
SIGN    DAAAAAAAAAAAASH
[05:38] ---
    So, where is this balloon with the key?
[05:41] ---
    Small.
[05:42] ---
    This is going to be rough
    with my puny brain.
[05:47] ---
    Huh?
[05:51] ---
    I've gotten smaller.
[05:53] ---
    I casted a spell.
[05:56] ---
    Over here.
[06:04] ---
    It's gone now.
[06:05] ---
    Deadervants have bad eyesight,
    but is really sensitive to sound.
[06:10] ---
    You're fine if you keep that in mind.
[06:13] ---
    Dispel.
[06:18] ---
    I'm back to normal.
[06:20] ---
    My personal magic
    changes sizes of things at will.
[06:25] ---
    So that's why I shrunk earlier.
[06:27] ---
    You got it.
[06:29] ---
    Thanks for helping me
    even though it's an exam.
[06:33] ---
    Oh, come on now.
[06:35] ---
    It's obvious we'll do better
    if we work together.
[06:39] ---
    So it's only natural.
[06:41] ---
    In other words,
    we have formed an alliance.
[06:45] ---
    Let's clear the exam together.
[06:47] ---
    Huh? This is too sudden.
[06:51] ---
    Then again, you did save me.
[06:54] ---
    You are too nice.
[06:57] ---
    First, the whereabouts of the key.
[06:59] ---
    I'm certain it's somewhere
    in the Deadervant's patrol radius.
[07:03] ---
    Huh? Why is that?
[07:05] ---
    This is an exam after all.
[07:08] ---
    I'm sure they're watching for abilities
    in spur-of-the-moment situations as well,
[07:11] ---
    but they should have created the field
    so that we can logically deduce an answer.
[07:16] ---
    Huh?
[07:17] ---
    No way, did you pass out?
[07:21] ---
    I'm sorry.
    It was a bit hard to understand.
[07:25] ---
    Well, in other words...
SIGN    BAM
[07:27] ---
    We're going to follow Deadervants.
SIGN    BOOM
[07:30] ---
    Roger.
SIGN    SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
[07:36] ---
    Where the hell is this key?
[07:39] ---
    Where is it!
[07:45] ---
    Can this be...
SIGN    TIP TIP
SIGN    DON'T MAKE A SOUND.
SIGN    ROGER.
SIGN    WE'RE SAFE.
SIGN    SAFE.
SIGN    HEY, THAT THING...
[08:21] ---
    I knew it.
[08:24] ---
    The key is in the center of the area
    a Deadervant moves around in.
[08:30] ---
    That thing under the balloon... a bellows?
[08:35] ---
    So we inflate it until it bursts? Easy.
[08:37] ---
    Huh? Wait, stop! It's obviously...
SIGN    HOONK
[08:46] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[08:49] ---
    Now we've done it.
[08:51] ---
    You mean you've done it.
[08:54] ---
    That balloon...
[08:55] ---
    Pressing the bellows to inflate it makes a sound
    that calls Deadervants to chase you.
[09:02] ---
    My magic can change the size of objects.
[09:05] ---
    So how do we fill it with air?
[09:09] ---
    Why don't we just break the balloon?
[09:17] ---
    All right, I don't see Deadervants.
    Now's the time to rip it up.
[09:21] ---
    'Kay.
SIGN    HONK
[09:28] ---
    Didn't think touching the balloon
    would make a sound, too.
[09:32] ---
    Though, I suppose it would.
[09:34] ---
    That means we can't pull the key
    out of the balloon, either.
[09:39] ---
    Perhaps if we break that bellows,
    the key just falls out.
[09:47] ---
    The key doesn't fall down,
    and the balloon doesn't deflate.
[09:52] ---
    Is the key floating inside by magic?
[09:55] ---
    So we do have to inflate
    the balloon with magic.
[10:00] ---
    But what kind of magic?
[10:04] ---
    And we already broke the bellows.
[10:13] ---
    Ready.
[10:17] ---
    Bigduk.
[10:23] ---
    Hey! He just used his magic
    to make the balloon bigger.
[10:28] ---
    Is he a moron?
[10:29] ---
    What's he gonna do
    by making it harder to burst?
[10:34] ---
    By the way, touching the balloon
    from the inside also makes a sound,
[10:37] ---
    so you can't crawl inside, either!
[10:40] ---
    Mash.
[10:44] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[10:49] ---
    Is he...
SIGN    BAM
[10:54] ---
    ...about to breakdance!?
[11:00] ---
    Come on, you're joking.
[11:03] ---
    That's impossible!
[11:04] ---
    Seriously impossible.
[11:07] ---
    That's so freaky!
[11:11] ---
    The answer is always simple.
[11:14] ---
    I make the balloon bigger with my magic,
[11:16] ---
    and we send air into the balloon
    through the larger air hole.
[11:21] ---
    By breakdancing!
[11:24] ---
    I see.
[11:25] ---
    M-My hat's off to them.
SIGN    THROB THROB
[11:38] ---
    A living weapon.
[11:40] ---
    He's a living weapon!
[11:43] ---
    There.
[11:45] ---
    We got the first key!
[11:50] ---
    While Mash and Max obtained a key,
    in other locations...
[11:56] ---
    Graviole.
[12:05] ---
    I guess I pass this round.
[12:20] ---
    Hey.
[12:22] ---
    Don't attack! Don't punch!
    I hate pain! I'm sorry!
[12:25] ---
    Are you all right, Finn?
[12:29] ---
    Dot!
[12:30] ---
    You got your key already?
[12:33] ---
    You're so hopeless.
    I'll help you out, then.
[12:37] ---
    Dot, you're bleeding!
[12:39] ---
    You're so hopeless.
[12:40] ---
    No, but blood!
[12:42] ---
    You're so hopeless!
[12:44] ---
    I'm telling you, blood!
[12:46] ---
    Hurray, hurray, hurray.
[12:49] ---
    Well, we somehow made it.
[12:51] ---
    For a while, I was wondering
    what would happen.
[12:53] ---
    So, um...
[12:55] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[12:57] ---
    Here.
[12:58] ---
    Huh?
[12:59] ---
    We got this key thanks to you,
    so please take it.
[13:08] ---
    You really are a good person.
[13:11] ---
    Huh? That's not really true.
[13:14] ---
    You should take that key.
[13:20] ---
    The exit is that way.
[13:22] ---
    There's a rumor that time
    is a factor in your ranking.
[13:26] ---
    Huh? But...
[13:28] ---
    Actually, I heard
    all about you from Rayne.
[13:33] ---
    Mr. Rabbits.
[13:35] ---
    I really didn't think you were
    this good-natured.
[13:39] ---
    I got the gist of how to obtain the key.
    I can do the rest by myself.
[13:45] ---
    Mash, I'm just trying to act tough.
[13:49] ---
    It's my ego saying that I want
    to do something for people like you.
[13:54] ---
    So don't worry.
[13:59] ---
    It's an important job for a junior
    to keep a senior's honor.
[14:04] ---
    'Kay.
[14:10] ---
    Thank you very much.
[14:20] ---
    Now then...
[14:33] ---
    My bad hunch was right.
[14:37] ---
    Carpaccio Luo-yang of Orca.
[14:46] ---
    Was I able to act like a senior, Rayne?
[14:51] ---
    Bring it on.
[14:56] ---
    Now, candidates who obtained keys
    are filing in one after another!
[14:59] ---
    Here are drinks and towels.
[15:11] ---
    Mash!
[15:15] ---
    Dot, Finn.
[15:17] ---
    Balloons and explosive magic
    was a good pairing.
[15:21] ---
    That said, you have quite a wound.
[15:23] ---
    I got Finn's key as well.
[15:28] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:31] ---
    I'm surprised you defeated that balloon
    without using magic.
[15:36] ---
    Well, I had help so I managed somehow.
[15:39] ---
    But why did he give me the key?
[15:42] ---
    It seems like he had
    some reason to do so.
[15:46] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:47] ---
    No, just...
[15:51] ---
    Only nine people
    can advance to the next stage!
[15:53] ---
    Who will take that final spot?
[16:04] ---
    There he...
[16:09] ---
    And there you have it!
[16:11] ---
    The last one is...
[16:13] ---
    Orca dorm's Carpaccio Luo-yang!
[16:20] ---
    But this is quite horrible.
    There's so much blood.
[16:24] ---
    Was there a need to hurt him this badly?
[16:27] ---
    Could this be a declaration of war!?
[16:34] ---
    I don't need weaklings.
[16:36] ---
    Weaklings are useless.
[16:39] ---
    So it shouldn't matter
    what I do to them.
[16:44] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:46] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:48] ---
    If you go any further, I'll punch you.
[16:51] ---
    More like, did you really
    have to go that far?
[16:54] ---
    I just said it.
    I can do whatever I want.
[16:59] ---
    Carpaccio Luo-yang.
    The top continuing student for this year.
[17:04] ---
    Just like Lance, he's a true elite.
[17:11] ---
    H-Here's your drink and towel.
[17:24] ---
    Weaklings should keep quiet.
SIGN    SLUP SUP SUP SUP
[17:34] ---
    Can that be...
SIGN    PHEW
[17:39] ---
    Sorry. It's 3 o'clock, which is when I like
    to take my homemade special muscle drink.
[17:44] ---
    It's a protein shake!
[17:46] ---
    Powdered beans.
    It makes it easier to absorb protein.
[17:50] ---
    The nerve of making a protein shake with
    the water that was about to go on his head. Scary.
[17:56] ---
    Sorry, but a schedule for protein
    consumption is very important.
[18:01] ---
    Also, you keep calling people "weaklings."
[18:04] ---
    But I have yet to meet
    anyone stronger than me.
[18:12] ---
    Besides, the definition of strength
    differs from person to person.
[18:16] ---
    Wait.
SIGN    HONK
[18:18] ---
    What does it mean to be strong?
[18:20] ---
    He brought up the topic,
    but he confused himself.
[18:35] ---
    Hold it right there!
[18:37] ---
    Save the fighting for the examination!
[18:40] ---
    Is that understood!?
[18:41] ---
    Without further ado,
    let's move on to the next exam!
[18:56] ---
    Our robes changed colors?
[18:59] ---
    Here's your next exam!
[19:02] ---
    It's called "The Life Crystal."
[19:06] ---
    This will be a team battle!
[19:08] ---
    Each team has three members.
[19:10] ---
    With nine candidates,
    we will have three teams!
[19:13] ---
    After the teams are set, the three members
    will get one crystal each.
[19:17] ---
    And you will go break the crystals
    of opposing teams!
[19:21] ---
    A team is disqualified
    when all their crystals are broken!
[19:25] ---
    I see.
[19:26] ---
    So that's why it's a team match.
[19:33] ---
    Yo! Your explanation's too complicated
    and our captain's brain isn't keeping up!
[19:38] ---
    Make it easier to understand, damn it!
[19:40] ---
    W-Well, in other words, you split up
    into teams and break each other's crystals.
[19:46] ---
    So we just smash everyone
    else's crystals. That's easy!
[19:50] ---
    Mash, smash crystal. Mash, smash crystal.
[19:54] ---
    That's right! Smash! Smash 'em!
[19:56] ---
    Smash crystal.
[19:59] ---
    Moreover...
[20:01] ---
    Lance is in a different team.
    What should we do?
[20:06] ---
    Now we will hand out the crystals.
[20:11] ---
    These crystals are fragile,
    so handle them carefully!
[20:17] ---
    These crystals determine the exam results,
    and therefore our fate.
[20:23] ---
    Each team has three members.
    If all our crystals break, we drop out.
[20:28] ---
    So even if mine breaks, at least...
[20:34] ---
    It slipped.
[20:37] ---
    W-We're still fine. Dot's crystal...
[20:45] ---
    This thing was so slippery.
SIGN    GLOOM
SIGN    HEART TEAM'S (TWO) CRYSTALS
SIGN    LIFESPAN
SIGN    23 SECONDS
[20:55] ---
    Bad, bad, very bad!
[20:56] ---
    This means that it's all over
    if my crystal breaks.
[20:59] ---
    Oh, don't worry.
[21:02] ---
    We'll make sure to protect
    your crystal through all of this.
[21:07] ---
    You guys.
[21:09] ---
    That's right. As long as
    these two are at my side.
[21:14] ---
    Wait, why are you looking so smug?
    You should show some remorse.
[21:18] ---
    Everyone, sorry for the wait!
[21:20] ---
    Time to begin the exam!
[21:22] ---
    Stage shift!
[21:37] ---
    Just like the previous round, candidates
    will be scattered throughout the stage!
[21:41] ---
    Which team will protect their crystals
    to the end and pass this exam!?
SIGN    ALONE...
[21:52] ---
    I-It's a team match,
    so why are we forced to split apart!?
[21:58] ---
    Damn it!
[22:01] ---
    He was all alone.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    FINN AMES AND THE FRIEND

Season 2

E17 - Finn Ames and the Friend

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[00:01] ---
    Thirteen ancient wands
    are said to exist in the Magic Realm.
[00:07] ---
    The wands choose only those
    with innate talents
[00:13] ---
    and bestow blessings upon their wielders.
[00:19] ---
    These wands are called the Master Canes.
[01:57] ---
    The qualifying round for the Divine Visionary
    Candidate Exam, "The Life Crystal."
[02:03] ---
    Each team has three members, and they strive
    to break the crystals of opposing teams.
[02:08] ---
    However...
[02:10] ---
    It's...
[02:11] ---
    It's a team match.
    So why are we forced to split apart!?
[02:15] ---
    Damn it!
[02:20] ---
    What a problem.
[02:21] ---
    I have to go find Finn.
[02:24] ---
    Are we totally screwed now?
[02:27] ---
    I gotta find him real fast.
[02:33] ---
    I'm sure they're in bad shape right now.
[02:41] ---
    Crap, crap, crap.
[02:44] ---
    Mash and Dot don't have
    their crystals anymore.
[02:49] ---
    This is the one crystal we have left.
[02:52] ---
    I have to guard it with my life.
[02:58] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[03:03] ---
    Please forgive me!
[03:10] ---
    Carpaccio.
[03:13] ---
    There's a knife in his shoulder.
[03:17] ---
    Our birth decides
    who can climb to the peak.
[03:24] ---
    Talent is not distributed evenly.
[03:33] ---
    That's why you need to live the life
    you were made for.
[03:39] ---
    Got that, weakling?
[03:43] ---
    He's worse than bad news to go that far!
[03:47] ---
    If I were to run into him now...
[03:53] ---
    He's on the move.
[03:55] ---
    Will he catch on
    because I made noise while running?
[03:59] ---
    I have to lay low here.
[04:02] ---
    All right. I need to sever
    my presence as organic matter.
[04:06] ---
    I am a wall. Stay away.
[04:09] ---
    I am a wall. Stay away.
[04:11] ---
    I am a wall. I'm a wall. I'm a...
[04:27] ---
    He's gone. I successfully became a wall.
[04:31] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:37] ---
    I am a wall.
[04:43] ---
    You're funny.
[04:46] ---
    H-Help me!
[04:49] ---
    Please. I'll lick your shoes.
    I'll even lick between your toes.
[04:52] ---
    Please help me!
[04:54] ---
    You... You're Finn Ames.
[04:57] ---
    Huh? How does he know me?
[04:59] ---
    The continuing student
    who barely made the cutoff.
[05:02] ---
    I've become famous in the worst way!
[05:05] ---
    I remember you well.
[05:08] ---
    I was wondering
    how someone like this is at Easton.
[05:11] ---
    And yet, here you are
    at the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.
[05:16] ---
    Did your brother get you in?
[05:18] ---
    I feel nothing but dissatisfaction
    when I see talentless trash like you.
[05:25] ---
    Give me that crystal.
    It's not suitable for the likes of you.
[05:33] ---
    Hurry up and hand it over.
[05:35] ---
    He's so scary!
    This is totally intimidating.
[05:40] ---
    But...
[05:41] ---
    this crystal holds Mash's future.
[05:46] ---
    The choice I need to make...
[05:49] ---
    Protect this crystal to the...
[05:57] ---
    Why am I suddenly bleeding?
[05:59] ---
    Magic?
[06:01] ---
    What did you just try to do?
[06:04] ---
    You're weak but acting like a big shot.
[06:07] ---
    I'm asking you.
    What did you just try to do?
[06:11] ---
    Oh, this is that distinct feeling
    I get when I'm truly terrified.
[06:17] ---
    My blood vessels are squeezed shut,
    and my heart is clamped down by a cold chill.
[06:23] ---
    Surely you're aware
    of the difference in our abilities.
[06:27] ---
    You're going to lose that crystal anyway.
[06:31] ---
    Be submissive and had it over.
    It's better to not feel any pain.
[06:36] ---
    You don't want to end up like that, do you?
[06:41] ---
    I won't say it again.
[06:44] ---
    Now, give it up.
[07:01] ---
    I'd say we've got
    three standouts in this exam.
[07:04] ---
    Mash Burnedead, who can't use magic.
[07:08] ---
    Lance Crown, the top transfer student.
[07:13] ---
    And...
[07:15] ---
    Carpaccio Luo-yang,
    the top continuing student.
[07:20] ---
    But I always imagined he was like me
[07:22] ---
    with no interest
    in becoming a Divine Visionary.
[07:27] ---
    I'd guess Orter Madl cut him a deal,
    like he did with me.
[07:33] ---
    Carpaccio is a prodigy, chosen by
    a wand fit to be a national treasure.
[07:37] ---
    It's not an exaggeration to say
    he's the most talented in our academy.
[07:43] ---
    Not quite mature. An unripe fruit.
[07:47] ---
    Blessings from the earth...
[07:50] ---
    My gratitude to all living creatures...
[07:53] ---
    And Daddy and Mommy, thank you
    for bringing me into this world.
[08:02] ---
    I don't get it.
[08:04] ---
    That crystal will end up as mine anyway.
[08:10] ---
    Don't give up.
[08:12] ---
    If I can protect this crystal
    during this showdown...
[08:17] ---
    Now is my chance,
    as he's totally underestimating me.
[08:21] ---
    I haven't used my personal magic yet.
[08:24] ---
    That's what I'm betting on.
[08:26] ---
    Dangerousse!
[08:33] ---
    Nothing is happening?
[08:37] ---
    A lie so he could escape.
[08:39] ---
    I can catch up soon enough.
[08:47] ---
    Changeas!
[08:51] ---
    This is where I crushed the first crystal.
[08:56] ---
    The student I beat earlier is gone.
[08:59] ---
    Magic that switches locations.
[09:03] ---
    The reason Finn didn't use his magic
    until now was to catch me off guard?
[09:09] ---
    All right. I gained quite a bit of distance.
[09:12] ---
    It was the right decision to save
    my personal magic till the end.
[09:15] ---
    I'll make my escape...
[09:17] ---
    What? My leg...
[09:22] ---
    It hurts... Damn it...
[09:27] ---
    Footsteps?
[09:30] ---
    This is bad.
[09:33] ---
    Is this your last-ditch effort?
[09:36] ---
    You already understand, don't you?
[09:40] ---
    The difference between you and me!
[09:44] ---
    Now, give it here.
[09:53] ---
    Weakling. You need to step down.
[10:00] ---
    What is that magic? He transfers damage?
[10:04] ---
    That's going way too far.
[10:12] ---
    Enough alre—
[10:13] ---
    No...
[10:16] ---
    I will not give this to you.
[10:19] ---
    But I really am glad.
[10:21] ---
    To have a great guy like you for a friend.
[10:24] ---
    Even if I'm a loser...
[10:29] ---
    Even if I'm a coward...
[10:31] ---
    Let's come back again sometime.
[10:34] ---
    I can't do it.
[10:36] ---
    I can't do something as pathetic
    as abandoning my friend!
[10:44] ---
    Nalcos!
[10:46] ---
    Nalco—
[10:50] ---
    That's enough. How abominable.
[10:56] ---
    Incompetent people who make
    an effort irritate me the most.
[11:03] ---
    I will show you
    that all your efforts are in vain.
[11:10] ---
    Hey, this is looking bad.
    If he cuts his neck...
[11:16] ---
    I will not...
[11:18] ---
    - Stop.
    - If he keeps going, it'll kill him.
[11:25] ---
    No matter what, I will not...
[11:41] ---
    It wasn't in vain.
[11:43] ---
    Because I'm here now.
[11:48] ---
    Finn...
[11:50] ---
    Thank you.
[11:53] ---
    Mash.
[12:00] ---
    Mash.
[12:03] ---
    Sorry I'm so late.
[12:07] ---
    Huh?
[12:09] ---
    What does this mean?
[12:17] ---
    I'm incapable of feeling pain.
[12:22] ---
    What's that?
[12:26] ---
    My wand is special.
[12:32] ---
    What nonsense are you talking...
[12:40] ---
    Mash's attacks are reflecting back at him?
[12:44] ---
    My magic transfers damage I take
    back to my opponent.
[12:50] ---
    So if I get hurt...
[12:55] ---
    Mash!
[13:02] ---
    His wounds healed?
[13:04] ---
    On the other hand, all pain I suffer
    is absorbed by this wand.
[13:10] ---
    I don't control it.
[13:12] ---
    The inability to be hurt
[13:14] ---
    is the blessing of the Master Cane,
    the most ancient of wands.
[13:20] ---
    This power was automatically activated
    the moment it chose me.
[13:26] ---
    Thus, from the moment I was born,
    I've never felt any pain.
[13:34] ---
    The most ancient of wands,
    of which there are only 13.
[13:38] ---
    He's making full use of a Master Cane.
[13:43] ---
    Bona fide talent
    acknowledged as a chosen one.
[13:46] ---
    We sure have a good crop
    of first-years this year.
[13:50] ---
    I would like to feel pain.
[13:54] ---
    But someone of your caliber
    is a far cry from dealing pain to me.
[14:00] ---
    Let's hurry up and end this.
[14:07] ---
    He stabs himself
    to damage his opponent.
[14:10] ---
    It's an unavoidable attack.
[14:18] ---
    That's useless.
    No attack can give me any pain.
[14:30] ---
    It's no good. All the damage
    is reflected back to Mash.
[14:35] ---
    It's like Carpaccio
    is always on the offense!
[14:39] ---
    You can't even call this a fight.
[14:44] ---
    This is a farce.
[14:46] ---
    A person's fate is determined
    by the abilities they are born with.
[14:51] ---
    What you're doing now
    is for self-satisfaction.
[14:55] ---
    Completely useless.
[14:58] ---
    The same can be said
    for Finn Ames over there.
[15:01] ---
    A loser from back in middle school.
[15:04] ---
    Always compared to his brother,
    but always on the verge of flunking.
[15:07] ---
    He's out of place to begin with.
[15:10] ---
    People like him don't belong here.
[15:14] ---
    He can't even protect
    a single crystal on his own.
[15:18] ---
    He's a weakling,
    always being saved by others...
[15:21] ---
    You're an eyesore, Finn.
[15:28] ---
    You have a point.
[15:30] ---
    It's wiser to quit something
    if you can't do it.
[15:34] ---
    And it's important to look at yourself
    objectively so you can know your place.
[15:39] ---
    Finn's actions in your eyes
    may be futile efforts,
[15:45] ---
    and he may be an eyesore.
[15:50] ---
    But...
[15:51] ---
    desperately standing against
    something you fear...
[15:54] ---
    My friend is standing against someone
    overwhelmingly stronger than himself.
[16:00] ---
    And to thoughtlessly laugh
    and look down on him...
[16:04] ---
    I won't allow that.
[16:09] ---
    Mash.
[16:20] ---
    Consecutive attacks?
[16:21] ---
    If Mash incurs any further damage...
[16:25] ---
    Consecutive attacks
    so the healing speed can't keep up.
[16:29] ---
    Useless. Such a simple tactic
    to attempt to break through.
[16:34] ---
    I had the slightest bit
    of expectation from him.
[16:37] ---
    But what a shame.
[16:40] ---
    What? A crack in the Goddess Statue?
[16:46] ---
    Did the Goddess Statue
    actually have a capacity limit?
[16:51] ---
    Impossible.
[16:53] ---
    This has never happened before.
[17:01] ---
    Of course, I'm a million times
    stronger than you are.
[17:07] ---
    But when you realize that, can you
    stand against me like Finn stood against you?
[17:15] ---
    Mash.
[17:17] ---
    What kind of body does this guy have?
[17:21] ---
    Damn him.
[17:25] ---
    This is the first time someone
    cracked the Goddess Statue.
[17:31] ---
    But the Goddess Statue
    triggers automatically.
[17:34] ---
    It simply becomes more defensive
    the more attacks I withstand.
[17:56] ---
    I won't kill you right away.
[18:00] ---
    I feel elated...
[18:02] ---
    to the fact that such a human existed.
[18:06] ---
    In this world, where everything...
[18:08] ---
    is nothing but a haze.
[18:21] ---
    An iron wand?
[18:36] ---
    No way!
[18:38] ---
    He's sculpting the iron wand
    with the strength of his fingers?
SIGN    BAM
[18:42] ---
    He made a tennis racket!?
[19:09] ---
    He's dodging the syringes
    while targeting repeated shots
[19:15] ---
    at that one crack
    in the Goddess Statue!?
[19:23] ---
    Is he...
[19:25] ---
    playing wall rally with that nurse?
[19:51] ---
    Impossible.
[19:54] ---
    If you want to know that badly,
    I'll teach you.
SIGN    FWIP FWIP
[19:59] ---
    What pain is.
[20:11] ---
    Wasn't that a bit excessive?
[20:13] ---
    Come on, you're kidding me.
[20:16] ---
    Is that even possible?
[20:18] ---
    Carpaccio, a savant
    chosen by a Master Cane.
[20:22] ---
    He was just defeated by something
    similar to wall-hitting tennis!
[20:27] ---
    A decisive victory
    against a Master Cane user.
[20:33] ---
    Um, Mash...
[20:36] ---
    I'm sorry, it's my fault.
[20:39] ---
    Thank you.
[20:41] ---
    I'm a klutz, and I always trouble others.
[20:47] ---
    But I can still stay together
    with everyone thanks to you.
[20:52] ---
    Thank you.
[20:58] ---
    Yeah. I'm glad.
[21:06] ---
    So this is pain...
[21:09] ---
    I can't stop bleeding...
[21:11] ---
    And the pain spreads with each heartbeat.
[21:17] ---
    It hurts... It hurts...
[21:23] ---
    So pain is something...
    this horrifying, huh?
[21:29] ---
    Such a...
[21:32] ---
    He withstood this much pain
    for someone else?
[21:38] ---
    Are you okay?
[21:40] ---
    Yeah.
[21:41] ---
    Thank you.
[21:45] ---
    But when you realize that,
    can you stand against me like Finn did?
[21:54] ---
    Indeed, the difference is obvious.
[21:59] ---
    I was utterly outmatched.
[23:35] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND YOU LOOK, YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE

Season 2

E18 - Mash Burnedead and You Look, You Lose Your Life

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[00:01] ---
    From the previous episode...
[00:30] ---
    Mash was pretty good at tennis as well.
[00:33] ---
    And was merciless.
[00:37] ---
    Divine Visionary Candidate Exam,
    qualifying round...
[00:41] ---
    "The Life Crystal" still continues.
[02:36] ---
    I hear a "Re."
[02:40] ---
    You see, power and pitch
    fuse together in my head.
[02:44] ---
    Your power is a "Re" in the
    "Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Sol-La-Ti-Do" scale.
[02:50] ---
    The higher your pitch, the stronger you are.
[02:53] ---
    You two are at the second tier
    from the bottom.
[02:59] ---
    The likes of you will never
    show me the coming of spring.
[03:05] ---
    Quickly put your crystals down
    and begone from here.
[03:10] ---
    You know it's two-on-one, right?
[03:12] ---
    You're not in a position to be able to say...
[03:15] ---
    ...this and that!
[03:20] ---
    Wulfes!
[03:22] ---
    Roks!
[03:23] ---
    I am fully aware that Macaron
    is as powerful as a Divine Visionary.
[03:28] ---
    But both of us have gathered
    three gold coins each to be here.
[03:33] ---
    We're in the top tier, too.
[03:35] ---
    We can't lose two-on-one...
[03:37] ---
    Sounds: Ray, A Drop of Golden Sun!
[03:45] ---
    - Wulf Shield!
    - Rok Shield!
[03:49] ---
    Two-on-one, and with one basic spell...
[03:52] ---
    How can a fellow student be so...
[03:55] ---
    ...so much more powerful?
[04:04] ---
    Damn it, my body won't move...
[04:07] ---
    My pitch is "Ti" on that scale.
[04:13] ---
    You two are "Re" put together.
[04:18] ---
    I hope the difference between us is clear.
[04:25] ---
    Th-They're too strong!
[04:27] ---
    That's enough!
[04:29] ---
    One team dropped out,
    so the exam is over!
[04:35] ---
    It ended before I could do anything.
[04:40] ---
    Oh well. In any case, we got through!
    We're moving on!
SIGN    HUP HUP HUP
[04:44] ---
    Go, go, Mushroom!
    Push, push, Mushroom!
[04:48] ---
    A word from today's MVP,
    Mash Burnedead.
[04:51] ---
    How was the qualifying round?
[04:53] ---
    I want a cream puff.
[04:55] ---
    That's not an answer at all!
[04:57] ---
    The end! Hurray!
[05:04] ---
    It's suddenly quiet.
[05:07] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[05:09] ---
    The greatest trial for you begins here.
[05:14] ---
    Finally, we can see them get serious.
[05:17] ---
    The only one who gave Rayne Ames
    a run for his money last year...
[05:22] ---
    Margarette Macaron's true strength.
[05:26] ---
    The ripening summer... is here.
[05:38] ---
    I'll look forward to the next exam, Mash.
[05:47] ---
    What's wrong, Mash?
SIGN    TWITCH TWITCH
[05:49] ---
    Mike told me to be careful.
[05:51] ---
    Mike? Oh, you mean your pecs.
[06:00] ---
    Facing someone like Macaron makes it
    difficult for Mushroom Head to move on.
[06:07] ---
    Right, Mr. Wahlberg?
[06:12] ---
    The reason why Rayne Ames was able
    to become Divine Visionary as a second-year
[06:17] ---
    was largely due to the fact that
    Macaron didn't participate in the exam.
[06:22] ---
    As the head of Magic Talent Administration,
    I carefully examine every candidate each year.
[06:29] ---
    And in my opinion, the surest candidate
    for Divine Visionary
[06:33] ---
    is Margarette Macaron.
[06:37] ---
    I witnessed in person Macaron devastating
    that tournament a few years ago.
[06:43] ---
    Especially their Secondth is...
[06:47] ---
    Indeed.
[06:50] ---
    Sorry. I couldn't help it.
[06:53] ---
    I'm sure you'd like to say,
    "that's only under normal circumstances."
[06:58] ---
    You really do take his side quite a bit.
[07:02] ---
    I have no idea what makes him so alluring.
[07:07] ---
    Macaron has the qualifications
    to become Divine Visionary.
[07:10] ---
    And I doubt that Mushroom Head
    has that much aptitude.
[07:15] ---
    That's just how overwhelming
    the difference between them is.
[07:20] ---
    That kid embarrassed me
    during the qualifying round.
[07:23] ---
    I'm gonna make sure
    that Mushroom Head goes down.
[07:26] ---
    Macaron, they say Mushroom Head
    can't use magic.
[07:32] ---
    Please beat him up
    on behalf of us magic users.
[07:36] ---
    I wouldn't mind slipping
    a laxative in his...
[07:42] ---
    Please don't do anything
    do dampen my fun.
[07:46] ---
    I'll kill you.
[07:48] ---
    You hear?
[07:50] ---
    That goes for even you...
[07:53] ---
    Orter Madl.
[07:57] ---
    I'll stay quiet
    as long as you get the job done.
[08:02] ---
    I see.
[08:04] ---
    Holding their own against a Divine Visionary...
[08:08] ---
    So this is Margarette Macaron!
[08:12] ---
    Why do I train so hard?
[08:15] ---
    It all began when Pops told me to.
[08:19] ---
    At first, it felt heavy and was so tiring...
    I really hated it.
[08:23] ---
    But as I begrudgingly kept doing it,
    I could hold more and more weight.
[08:28] ---
    Nowadays, I can hold
    my head up high and say it.
[08:32] ---
    The reason why I pump iron...
    That's because...
[08:37] ---
    There's a dumbbell there, I guess?
[08:43] ---
    Do you know why humans have arms?
[08:47] ---
    It's so they can hold dumbbells.
[08:50] ---
    Do you know why humans have legs?
[08:54] ---
    It's so we can deadlift barbells.
[08:54] ---
    Nobody's asking,
[08:56] ---
    but he started talking on his own.
[08:56] ---
    Do you know why humans have heads—
[08:59] ---
    Why do I continue
    to be an emotional burden?
[09:02] ---
    And here comes the second one!
[09:04] ---
    At first I wasn't
    an emotional burden at all.
[09:09] ---
    But gradually, I started swaying between
    joy and sorrow with each of his moves.
[09:14] ---
    So if there's a reason why I continue
    to be an emotional burden...
[09:20] ---
    it would be because...
[09:23] ---
    the one I love is right there, I guess?
[09:28] ---
    What is with this useless flow of time?
[09:29] ---
    The emotional burden comes from love.
[09:34] ---
    I'm not good enough to be your partner?
[09:37] ---
    No way!
[09:40] ---
    I wanna go home.
[09:42] ---
    Please, can I somehow?
[09:44] ---
    Never!
[09:48] ---
    I got rejected!
SIGN    PSSSH
[09:51] ---
    It's this late already?
    I have to drink my protein.
[09:58] ---
    Everyone is in their own world.
[10:01] ---
    Providing nutrition to the muscles
    is great training in itself.
[10:06] ---
    Impressive.
[10:09] ---
    That is a noble undertaking.
[10:11] ---
    I'd like to follow suit.
[10:13] ---
    When did he...
[10:14] ---
    Oh, the Divine Visionary
    who bullied me the other day.
[10:19] ---
    He means this guy.
[10:22] ---
    What is a Divine Visionary doing here?
[10:25] ---
    You've caught my interest.
[10:29] ---
    Want to play a little game?
[10:32] ---
    You've got time before the next round.
[10:36] ---
    No way.
[10:37] ---
    I want to get some rest.
[10:39] ---
    He refused!
[10:40] ---
    He just sassed that Divine Visionary.
[10:44] ---
    You really are gonna go far.
[10:48] ---
    I'm the head
    of Magic Talent Administration.
[10:53] ---
    Anyone joining the Bureau of Magic
    always get adjudicated by me.
[10:59] ---
    Unless I acknowledge you, you may not
    be able to become a Divine Visionary.
[11:05] ---
    Oh, there's nothing we can do.
[11:08] ---
    I'm the head of Magic Talent,
    but there's nothing I can do.
[11:11] ---
    I'll do it.
[11:14] ---
    I'll do it.
[11:15] ---
    He's suddenly so interested!
[11:16] ---
    I'll do it.
[11:18] ---
    Well, I feel sorry for you
    to play a game for nothing.
[11:23] ---
    If you can beat me, I'll grant you
    a pass on this exam, no questions asked.
[11:28] ---
    Pass the exam? Good for you, Mash.
[11:31] ---
    By the way, what will we play?
[11:34] ---
    Oh, it's a simple game.
[11:39] ---
    "You look, you lose."
[11:41] ---
    "You look, you lose"?
[11:43] ---
    I couldn't ask for more.
[11:45] ---
    I accept your challenge.
[11:48] ---
    His fingers are moving so quickly
    it looks like a flower.
[11:57] ---
    Mash agreed to play "You look, you lose"
    against Kaldo,
[12:00] ---
    a Divine Visionary
    who suddenly appeared.
[12:12] ---
    A circle?
[12:13] ---
    Of course, it's a slight variation
    of "You look, you lose."
[12:17] ---
    There will be no rock-paper-scissors.
[12:19] ---
    Furthermore, I will point my finger first.
[12:22] ---
    After I count down from three,
    you win if you stayed in that circle
[12:25] ---
    and not face the way I'm pointing.
[12:29] ---
    With those rules, Mash would have
    overwhelming advantage.
[12:34] ---
    What's the catch?
SIGN    BRING IT ON
[12:37] ---
    Gotcha.
[12:39] ---
    We'll do three rounds.
[12:41] ---
    If you dodge in all three rounds, you win.
[12:44] ---
    'Kay.
[12:45] ---
    Well then, here goes.
[12:48] ---
    You look, you lose.
[12:51] ---
    Three.
[12:53] ---
    What? An attack from the ground!?
[12:54] ---
    Two.
[12:55] ---
    It wasn't an ordinary game after all!
[12:56] ---
    One.
[12:57] ---
    He's using magic to force him to look up.
[13:01] ---
    Zero.
[13:03] ---
    Close one.
[13:05] ---
    Oh, nice move.
[13:07] ---
    Let's keep going.
[13:09] ---
    You look, you lose.
[13:10] ---
    What? Two directions?
[13:12] ---
    Three.
[13:13] ---
    Now, he has to either look left or right...
[13:14] ---
    Two.
[13:15] ---
    ...or he can't dodge that!
[13:17] ---
    One.
[13:19] ---
    Zero.
[13:22] ---
    You can just manage stuff like this
    with your bare hands, huh?
[13:27] ---
    How quaint.
[13:29] ---
    How very quaint.
[13:32] ---
    Black flames from his sword...
[13:37] ---
    The black flame enchanting this sword keeps
    burning whatever it touches until it burns out.
[13:43] ---
    Which means, this makes it impossible
    to take the hit like you did earlier.
SIGN    HONK
[13:49] ---
    Scary.
[13:51] ---
    No, Mash! This is too dangerous!
    It's better if you stop!
[13:55] ---
    I wanna stop.
[13:56] ---
    Well, this is the last one. Here goes.
[13:59] ---
    You look, you lose.
[14:02] ---
    What? Three directions?
[14:04] ---
    He loses unless he looks down.
[14:10] ---
    Three.
[14:17] ---
    Two.
[14:22] ---
    ...close.
[14:23] ---
    One.
[14:24] ---
    The instant he looks down,
    a sword swings up from below.
[14:27] ---
    He can't look down like this!
[14:33] ---
    He scooped out the entire circle
    on the ground before jumping...
[14:36] ---
    ...to dodge that while still looking down!
[14:52] ---
    Oh, I looked right.
[14:56] ---
    I lost.
[14:58] ---
    No, we won't count that one.
[15:01] ---
    I'll say this challenge was a draw.
[15:05] ---
    Is that okay with you?
[15:07] ---
    Well, if you don't mind...
[15:09] ---
    But at your current level, it might be
    difficult to go up against Macaron.
[15:15] ---
    Sorry to have bothered you.
[15:21] ---
    Man, that sent a chill down my spine.
[15:23] ---
    What's wrong, Mash?
[15:25] ---
    Oh, I would have been in danger
    if he didn't hesitate for a moment.
[15:31] ---
    Besides...
[15:33] ---
    He didn't cast any spells.
[15:36] ---
    Mushroom Head.
[15:39] ---
    He tried to take the blow of my sword
    with his forehead at first.
[15:44] ---
    He's off the rails.
[15:46] ---
    What's the reason that he needs
    to be a Divine Visionary that badly?
[15:51] ---
    Everything is for naught if you die.
[15:55] ---
    But, if he were to be on our side...
[16:02] ---
    Come on up to our level.
[16:07] ---
    After a short break, the time has finally come.
[16:12] ---
    We will now begin the final exam!
[16:15] ---
    The final exam is a one-on-one battle!
[16:19] ---
    The rules are simple.
[16:20] ---
    You win if your opponent
    gives up or passes out.
[16:25] ---
    Let's start the first matchup!
[16:30] ---
    Adler dorm first-year.
[16:32] ---
    With seven gold coins,
    the most out of any candidate...
[16:38] ---
    Mash Burnedead!
[16:43] ---
    Opposing him is Orca dorm,
    who acquired five coins...
[16:48] ---
    Margarette Macaron!
[16:54] ---
    Go for it, Mash.
[16:57] ---
    For your future...
[16:59] ---
    and the future of your grandpa.
[17:04] ---
    Even in Easton's storied history,
    Margarette Macaron's talents are a rarity.
[17:12] ---
    This is your greatest crisis,
    Mash Burnedead.
[17:17] ---
    I'm terribly sorry, but you won't
    be able to go any further.
[17:22] ---
    You should fulfill your destiny
    of amusing me...
[17:27] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[17:30] ---
    That's quite absurd.
[17:31] ---
    Now, for our first match...
[17:33] ---
    Oh, hold on a sec.
[17:37] ---
    I need to replenish calories
    before my workout.
[17:40] ---
    My, what a coincidence.
[17:42] ---
    Mind if I join you?
[17:49] ---
    Dip! Dip! Dip! Dip! Dip!
[17:51] ---
    Dip! Deep! Dip! Deep!
[17:54] ---
    Dip! Dip!
[17:54] ---
    If you put that much tartare sauce on it,
[17:57] ---
    you won't know
    what the fried shrimp tastes like.
[18:01] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:04] ---
    I'm putting fried shrimp on my tartare sauce.
[18:08] ---
    Fried shrimp exists to eat tartare sauce
    in a more tasty way.
SIGN    HONK
[18:15] ---
    Those are the eyes of a madman.
[18:17] ---
    I sense a formidable opponent.
[18:19] ---
    Wicked.
[18:20] ---
    Based on my completely biased reasoning,
[18:22] ---
    the crazier someone is,
    the more powerful they are.
[18:26] ---
    That means this is a real badass.
[18:30] ---
    The reason why Orter chose Macaron
    is because of the certainty.
[18:36] ---
    He didn't do anything between
    the first attack and this tournament
[18:39] ---
    because he has faith
    in Macaron's abilities.
[18:44] ---
    Which means he believes that Macaron
    surely is able to finish Mash Burnedead.
[18:50] ---
    That's how obvious the difference
    in skill between them is.
[19:02] ---
    Well then, here goes.
[19:17] ---
    A-Amazing.
[19:19] ---
    What magical power...
[19:22] ---
    I feel ill.
[19:23] ---
    You okay?
[19:24] ---
    It's no surprise you're affected.
    There's that much magical power.
[19:29] ---
    This is the power said to be
    equal to Divine Visionaries.
[19:33] ---
    Try overcoming this, Mash Burnedead.
[19:40] ---
    Nalcos.
[19:42] ---
    What? That's just basic magic.
[19:44] ---
    What's going on?
    Mash can easily deal with...
[19:57] ---
    It's heavy like a bowling ball.
[20:01] ---
    What the... Mash can't return the serve!
[20:03] ---
    He'll hit the wall!
[20:06] ---
    Mash!
[20:07] ---
    Mash!
[20:12] ---
    Surely this isn't the end?
[20:20] ---
    He's gone.
[20:21] ---
    Where did he go?
[20:36] ---
    Spine Magic...
[20:38] ---
    Hell Fall!!
[20:45] ---
    Brutal.
[20:46] ---
    He slammed them down.
[20:48] ---
    That's gotta be game right there.
[20:51] ---
    One shot against Macaron.
[20:55] ---
    How did Mash escape that attack earlier?
[20:59] ---
    I thought he hit the wall.
[21:01] ---
    He was running backwards.
[21:05] ---
    Mash decided that he couldn't
    return the magic serve,
[21:09] ---
    and ran backwards faster than the spell
    to escape before he slammed against the wall.
[21:14] ---
    Wha? Freaky.
[21:16] ---
    But you know, all this about
    bowling and returning serves.
[21:20] ---
    The vocabulary just doesn't sound
    like a magic school.
[21:27] ---
    Oh well, whatever.
[21:31] ---
    Look!
[21:38] ---
    H-He's unhurt! How in the world...
[21:43] ---
    It's just beginning.
[21:45] ---
    I'm far from having enough enjoyment.
[21:49] ---
    Isn't that right...
[21:51] ---
    Mash Burnedead?
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    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MAGICAL MAESTRO

Season 2

E19 - Mash Burnedead and the Magical Maestro

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[00:09] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting,
    my dear Mash Burnedead.
[00:16] ---
    How splendid.
    It's like we're going on a field trip.
[01:56] ---
    Nalcos.
[02:09] ---
    It's heavy like a bowling ball.
[02:13] ---
    What the... Mash can't return the serve!
[02:15] ---
    He'll hit the wall!
[02:19] ---
    Mash!
[02:19] ---
    Mash!
[02:23] ---
    Surely this isn't the end?
[02:31] ---
    He's gone.
[02:32] ---
    Where did he go?
[02:48] ---
    Spine Magic...
[02:49] ---
    Hell Fall!!
[03:01] ---
    Look!
[03:02] ---
    What?
[03:04] ---
    He's unhurt! How in the world...
[03:08] ---
    Just before slamming into the ground,
    Macaron created a sound cushion.
[03:14] ---
    Whoa, I've never heard
    of Spine Magic before!
[03:17] ---
    He was able to use magic.
[03:20] ---
    Also, is no one going to call out Mushroom Head
    on naming a throw like a magic spell?
[03:27] ---
    More... Let me enjoy this a lot more!
[03:33] ---
    Nalcos.
[03:41] ---
    Nalcos Conte!
[04:01] ---
    Uh-oh! If they hit an attack
    at point-blank range...
[04:09] ---
    He stopped it?
[04:10] ---
    What's going on?
[04:15] ---
    It's obvious you're attempting
    to guard something.
[04:24] ---
    If you have something to guard,
    we cannot fight our utmost.
[04:29] ---
    Go set it aside.
[04:31] ---
    No way. Can this be?
[04:33] ---
    Is this what you call chivalry?
[04:37] ---
    No, this is for my own enjoyment.
[04:42] ---
    A-Amazing!
[04:43] ---
    This is truly a back-and-forth match!
    The entire venue is on edge!
[04:48] ---
    What was that useless exchange there?
[04:50] ---
    So freaky. I want
    those wasted seconds back.
[04:54] ---
    Neither of them
    have gone all out yet.
[04:57] ---
    They're still testing each other.
[05:00] ---
    Macaron's Secondth
    would put them a step ahead.
[05:04] ---
    But if both sides go all out,
    the match will end in an instant.
[05:08] ---
    Now, I'll have you let me
    enjoy all this, Mash Burnedead.
[05:15] ---
    'Kay.
[05:18] ---
    Do show me what you're capable of.
[05:23] ---
    Sounds Fa!
[05:43] ---
    Don't treat it like it's some parlor trick.
[05:47] ---
    My spells are not something
    that you can punch to topple.
[05:55] ---
    What now?
[05:57] ---
    In other words, you are most
    poorly matched against me.
[06:02] ---
    Sounds Fa!
[06:07] ---
    That's useless.
[06:22] ---
    So one-sided.
[06:24] ---
    So much difference in their personal magic.
[06:27] ---
    I can't block it.
    It feels like it comes from within.
[06:31] ---
    This is quite a letdown.
[06:34] ---
    How unfortunate.
[06:37] ---
    It seems you weren't my tartare after all.
[06:41] ---
    Sounds Surround Orchestra!
[07:02] ---
    That's...
[07:03] ---
    ...not good!
[07:07] ---
    This is the finale.
[07:29] ---
    Mash!
[07:30] ---
    Mash!
[07:37] ---
    He didn't stand a chance after all.
[07:40] ---
    That was overwhelming.
[07:41] ---
    Macaron indeed is a true genius.
[07:45] ---
    Macaron didn't even need
    to go all out to finish this match.
[07:55] ---
    He disappeared?
[08:01] ---
    What the? They're suddenly buried!
[08:03] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[08:05] ---
    He emerged from underground!?
[08:07] ---
    You can't possibly have done that
    so sound doesn't reverberate.
[08:11] ---
    What's going on?
[08:13] ---
    I watched it happen.
[08:15] ---
    Right before being hit with the spell, Mash dug
    into the ground and jumped down.
[08:20] ---
    Sound waves oscillate.
[08:21] ---
    But that oscillation decreases
    as it meets with obstacles.
[08:25] ---
    So he dampened the sound
    by diving underground?
[08:30] ---
    No, sound travels super fast.
    Freaky.
[08:35] ---
    Quadriceps Magic...
[08:39] ---
    It can't be...
[08:40] ---
    Guillotine Kick!
[08:47] ---
    - Whoa.
    - Sick.
[08:49] ---
    No way.
[08:50] ---
    He took out Macaron in one blow!
[08:52] ---
    Mash Burnedead is such a champ!
[08:56] ---
    Mushroom Head is still claiming
    that is really magic?
[09:03] ---
    H-He's on top!?
[09:05] ---
    I didn't think I'd ever see anyone
    pinned down in magic school!
[09:13] ---
    I-It's a beatdown!
[09:18] ---
    What a fierce rush
    falling down onto Macaron.
[09:21] ---
    I-It's not stopping!
[09:23] ---
    Does he need to go that far?
[09:26] ---
    No. Mash Burnedead understands.
[09:32] ---
    This is what I have been seeking.
[09:39] ---
    I will take you on in my serious form.
[09:46] ---
    Sounds Metamorphosis!
[10:18] ---
    H-Hey, that's...
[10:19] ---
    A child?
[10:21] ---
    You have hair.
[10:23] ---
    To make me look like this...
[10:26] ---
    You really are...
[10:30] ---
    guilty.
[10:31] ---
    They transformed.
[10:34] ---
    So that's...
[10:35] ---
    Margarette Macaron's true form.
[10:41] ---
    They're making the pinky X.
[10:49] ---
    I wonder how Mushroom Head
    is doing on the selection exam.
[10:56] ---
    As usual, I'm hot stuff today.
[10:58] ---
    Mr. Ryoh, there's big trouble!
[11:00] ---
    There's a report that Innocent Zero
    is on the move again!
[11:04] ---
    Innocent Zero is?
[11:07] ---
    W-We are... Innocent Zero.
[11:11] ---
    That boy belongs to us.
[11:16] ---
    Hands off.
[11:19] ---
    They're after Mushroom Head.
[11:21] ---
    What should we do?
[11:23] ---
    Get security on it immediately.
[11:25] ---
    For now, we'll need Orter and Kaldo
    over at Easton to buy us some time.
[11:30] ---
    So, who's on the move?
[11:33] ---
    One of the leaders?
[11:35] ---
    Actually...
[11:37] ---
    it's Innocent Zero himself.
[11:41] ---
    Well, that's really bad.
[11:55] ---
    Um... You've turned into a child.
[11:59] ---
    I haven't simply turned into a child.
[12:02] ---
    This is my form when I unleash
    my innate magical power.
[12:06] ---
    I will let you take a good look
    at my magic now.
[12:18] ---
    No!
[12:20] ---
    What's this about?
[12:21] ---
    Macaron teleported!
[12:23] ---
    Anyway, is Mash's ear his weakness?
[12:26] ---
    Unleashing magical power also unleashes
    more spells I can use.
[12:31] ---
    - Which means, in my current form—
    - That's enough.
[12:38] ---
    Huh?
[12:40] ---
    They disappeared?
[12:43] ---
    Over here.
[12:47] ---
    Way over there?
[12:49] ---
    I told you. As my current self,
[12:57] ---
    I am sound itself.
[13:02] ---
    A muscle-type human like me?
[13:05] ---
    Of course not!
[13:12] ---
    What the... They're moving super fast!
[13:18] ---
    Magic that allows them
    to travel via sound.
[13:21] ---
    They're literally moving
    at the speed of sound.
[13:24] ---
    Trying to catch them without magic means
    you have to move faster than sound.
[13:40] ---
    An attack that lands at the same time
    when you hear it...
[13:43] ---
    All things considered...
[13:55] ---
    You really are a tough one.
[13:58] ---
    But...
[14:07] ---
    Now I have you.
[14:14] ---
    He's gone?
[14:15] ---
    What the...
[14:17] ---
    How'd he dodge that?
[14:21] ---
    How did you...
[14:23] ---
    He used the properties of sound transfer.
[14:27] ---
    Sound travels faster through liquids
    than gases, and even faster through solids.
SIGN    GAS
    
    LIQUID
    
    SOLID
[14:32] ---
    By touching the wall,
[14:35] ---
    Mushroom Head felt the sound
    slightly faster than the attack landing.
[14:39] ---
    But, it was his otherworldly reflexes
    that pulled it off.
[14:46] ---
    It's useless. I have this on my side.
[14:50] ---
    Tartare sauce?
[14:51] ---
    When did he...
[14:52] ---
    I can't make any sound like this.
[15:01] ---
    Did Mash get 'em?
[15:03] ---
    It's a temporary solution at best.
[15:06] ---
    It's still anyone's game.
[15:08] ---
    I have no idea
    how things will turn out from here.
[15:12] ---
    No, but Macaron has their Secondth.
[15:15] ---
    It's only appropriate to see
    them at a disadvantage.
[15:19] ---
    I accept you.
[15:24] ---
    I'm saying you are a worthy opponent.
[15:30] ---
    Sounds Secondth...
[15:33] ---
    Death Gong.
[16:04] ---
    What's this?
[16:09] ---
    This will incapacitate anyone who hears it.
    Call it a death knell.
[16:15] ---
    In one minute, it will ring out,
    covering an area two km wide.
[16:20] ---
    The only way to stop it
    is to take my wand away from me.
[16:26] ---
    Which means, you have to catch me fleeing
    at the speed of sound within one minute
[16:30] ---
    or you lose.
[16:33] ---
    Even though Mash really runs fast...
[16:36] ---
    Aren't we gonna get caught in it too
    since we're within two km?
[16:39] ---
    The only saving grace is that
    it's limited to within the arena.
[16:44] ---
    That said, if it's against a fleeing opponent,
    he can't use the same tactics as earlier.
[16:49] ---
    You're in an absolute crisis, Mash.
[16:54] ---
    Now, here goes.
[17:17] ---
    Useless. So useless.
    You only have 30 seconds left.
[17:21] ---
    Crap! Time just keeps ticking.
[17:24] ---
    Twenty...
[17:26] ---
    Mash!
[17:29] ---
    Fifteen...
[17:36] ---
    Mash!
[17:45] ---
    You have less than ten seconds left.
    This match...
[18:06] ---
    He forcefully blocked off
    their front escape route!
[18:09] ---
    I have two choices to run right or left.
[18:16] ---
    Right!
[18:18] ---
    You gambled, sensing that you can't
    deal with me with just reflex.
[18:23] ---
    A feint?
[18:25] ---
    But still weak.
[18:27] ---
    I gained enough distance
    for him to barely not reach.
[18:31] ---
    It's impossible to get a hold of me.
[18:35] ---
    With just the power of his pinky?
    No way!
[18:49] ---
    That Mushroom Head won the sonic chase!
[18:52] ---
    Now he's one step away
    from Divine Visionary.
[18:58] ---
    Without using magic...
    Quite the fellow we've got.
[19:06] ---
    I'm smitten.
[19:08] ---
    I accept defeat.
[19:11] ---
    I'm glad... I'm so glad, Mash.
[19:15] ---
    Don't you be crying!
[19:16] ---
    Dot, you're crying too!
[19:19] ---
    You overcame your biggest obstacle.
[19:22] ---
    Congratulations, Mash!
[19:30] ---
    To think he'd win against
    Macaron without using magic.
[19:36] ---
    Interesting. You really are
    an interesting one.
[19:48] ---
    Wh-What's this tremor?
[19:50] ---
    What's going on?
[19:53] ---
    Hey, over there! Look at the sky!
[20:01] ---
    There's a crack in the sky!
[20:10] ---
    That's...
[20:20] ---
    Greetings, everyone.
[20:24] ---
    I-Innocent Zero.
[20:59] ---
    I've been looking for you,
    Mash Burnedead.
[21:09] ---
    Oh, how beautiful.
    I didn't think I'd find you alive.
[21:16] ---
    I felt despair thinking
    I would never obtain you.
[21:20] ---
    My dear, sweet...
[21:24] ---
    ...son.
[21:27] ---
    By incorporating you into me,
    I will become complete.
[21:33] ---
    Now, shall we?
[21:35] ---
    You shall not.
[21:40] ---
    I cannot simply hand that child
    over to you...
[21:45] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[21:49] ---
    Right when he won against the powerful
    Margarette Macaron, Innocent Zero invaded.
[21:56] ---
    Innocent Zero, who called Mash his son.
    What is he up to?
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    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE TALL TOWER

Season 2

E20 - Mash Burnedead and the Tall Tower

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[00:26] ---
    I've been looking for you,
    Mash Burnedead.
[00:32] ---
    Oh, how beautiful.
    I didn't think I'd find you alive.
[00:39] ---
    I felt despair thinking
    I would never obtain you.
[00:44] ---
    My dear, sweet...
[00:47] ---
    ...son.
[00:50] ---
    By incorporating you into me,
    I will become complete.
[00:56] ---
    Now, shall we?
[00:58] ---
    You shall not.
[01:03] ---
    I cannot simply hand that child
    over to you...
[01:08] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[01:12] ---
    Wahlberg.
[03:21] ---
    As the headmaster of Easton,
    I cannot overlook any further disorder.
[03:28] ---
    And I certainly will not let you
    meddle with our students.
[03:33] ---
    Even if it kills me.
[03:37] ---
    Gotta hand it to Wahlberg.
[03:39] ---
    He doesn't bat an eye
    at time-stopping magic.
[03:43] ---
    But him showing up was all expected.
[03:48] ---
    We will take our credit.
[03:59] ---
    Wh-What was that just now?
    Bloodthirst?
[04:05] ---
    You're trembling from fear.
[04:09] ---
    Back off, you insignificant speck!
[04:15] ---
    Don't bully my dear allies
    so much, Wahlberg.
[04:23] ---
    Poor things.
[04:26] ---
    What is your true objective?
[04:30] ---
    Objective.
[04:32] ---
    I only wish to become a perfect human.
[04:37] ---
    Undying, beautiful, and powerful.
[04:41] ---
    That's all I want.
[04:44] ---
    How commonplace.
[04:47] ---
    You would sacrifice countless lives for that?
[04:52] ---
    Stealing magical power,
    tormenting, and even killing...
[04:57] ---
    Where's the problem?
    Don't ask about the obvious, Wahlberg.
[05:03] ---
    My family exists for my sake.
[05:07] ---
    Even Mash Burnedead over there.
[05:11] ---
    He exists for my sake. He is mine.
[05:17] ---
    He is my son.
[05:20] ---
    Of course I will take him with me.
    Back to our home.
[05:26] ---
    Indeed, we are destined to be
    truly incompatible.
[05:32] ---
    Mash Burnedead will become
    the beacon of hope for this world.
[05:40] ---
    If you want to take him no matter the cost,
    then you will have to go through me.
[05:48] ---
    It's been decades...
[05:53] ---
    since we crossed wands.
[06:07] ---
    Summon Uranus!
[06:13] ---
    Summon Chronos!
[06:31] ---
    I have no need of anyone
    but Mash Burnedead.
[06:37] ---
    I shall dispose of all of you now.
[06:52] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[06:55] ---
    I will explain everything later.
[06:58] ---
    Those who can move,
    deal with the demons.
[07:03] ---
    I will deal with Innocent Zero.
[07:07] ---
    I trust you with the students.
[07:15] ---
    Sounds Fa!
[07:22] ---
    Explomb!
[07:29] ---
    Graviole!
[07:34] ---
    What are these things?
[07:35] ---
    I get that we're in a terrible situation,
[07:37] ---
    and I know that
    we're in terrible danger.
[07:41] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[07:43] ---
    I must hurry to assist Mr. Wahlberg.
[07:51] ---
    So tough.
[07:53] ---
    Then...
[08:07] ---
    Each and every one of them
    has enough power to be a double-liner.
[08:13] ---
    Orter.
[08:14] ---
    Kaldo, head over
    as backup for Mr. Wahlberg.
[08:21] ---
    Looks like they don't
    want us over there.
[08:24] ---
    Why're there so many?
[08:25] ---
    Quit your whining and get to work!
[08:27] ---
    Sounds Re!
[08:50] ---
    Is it all right to leave it
    in the hands of a few students?
[08:54] ---
    Why don't you worry about yourself?
[09:12] ---
    Here, we will not be interrupted.
[09:19] ---
    There's no end in sight.
[09:21] ---
    We'll get support in time.
[09:24] ---
    We have to hold out until...
[09:35] ---
    Wait, that guy...
[09:41] ---
    That thing...
[09:44] ---
    Trying to drop that on us?
[09:46] ---
    Not good!
[09:49] ---
    They have someone
    to keep every one of us busy.
SIGN    ALONE...
[09:56] ---
    But none are going after
    sweet little Mash.
[09:59] ---
    He's being baited.
[10:01] ---
    This is a trap.
[10:03] ---
    I expect they possess a surefire way
    to get sweet little Mash.
[10:07] ---
    Seriously? How'd you figure that?
[10:10] ---
    Just a woman's hunch.
[10:13] ---
    So they have a woman's heart.
    I was wondering about that the whole time.
[10:18] ---
    Mash! You can leave this place
    to us for now!
[10:23] ---
    You're the only one who can pummel
    Innocent Zero's heavy hitter in that tower! For real!
[10:29] ---
    'Kay!
[10:36] ---
    Such a big tower would take
    too much time to climb.
[10:40] ---
    And he'd become an easy target
    for the enemy.
[11:11] ---
    Playing Daruma drop
    with the tower. Cool.
[11:25] ---
    We meet again, Mash Burnedead.
[11:31] ---
    It's useless to topple the tower.
[11:34] ---
    That magic won't disappear
    unless you defeat me...
[11:38] ---
    U-Um... Been a while since... you sat
    next to me in the entrance ceremony?
[11:49] ---
    Wait, have you forgotten about me?
[12:05] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:14] ---
    Explomb!
[12:18] ---
    Graviole!
[12:21] ---
    Sounds Re!
[12:29] ---
    There's no end to this!
[12:37] ---
    Why is a baby...
[12:39] ---
    Baebiez!
SIGN    WHAT THE HELL!?
[12:51] ---
    I am one of the Criminal Canes...
[12:55] ---
    Sitter Baby.
[12:58] ---
    My magic turns the targets into infants.
[13:02] ---
    Infants are the materialization
    of the word "inexperienced."
[13:06] ---
    You will die without being able
    to do anything.
SIGN    WHAT WAS THAT?
SIGN    I'LL GET YOU
SIGN    WITH MY MAGIC!
SIGN    EXPLOMB!
SIGN    FIZZLE
SIGN    EXPLOMB!
SIGN    EXPLOMB!
SIGN    EXPLOMB!
SIGN    CRAP!
[13:25] ---
    Terrible. This is terrible.
[13:27] ---
    I can't unleash any real magic.
    I'm seriously going to die.
[13:30] ---
    Damn it! I don't like it, but I have
    to ask Lance for help.
[13:36] ---
    There he is!
SIGN    LANCE!
SIGN    HELP ME!
[13:43] ---
    Are you joking around? Just look at
    what's happening around you.
[13:48] ---
    What? I can't understand
    a word of that.
[13:51] ---
    Baebiez!
[13:53] ---
    What? Magic?
[13:57] ---
    So it was magic
    that turned him into a baby?
[14:02] ---
    Not that it matters,
[14:06] ---
    but what a shameless look on his face.
[14:10] ---
    It makes me so irritated.
[14:17] ---
    Graviole!
[14:21] ---
    I have to protect Dot in baby form
    while I deal with these guys.
[14:29] ---
    Graviole!
[14:36] ---
    What are you doing?
SIGN    WAIT! I'M ON MY WAY TO FULLY
    RETURNING TO A BABY!?
[14:40] ---
    Damn it!
[14:41] ---
    Baebiez!
SIGN    CRAP!
SIGN    SHUT UP.
SIGN    SHUT UP.
    I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
[14:51] ---
    I can tell that he's pissed off at me.
SIGN    SHUT UP.
SIGN    DAMN IT. MY BODY IS UNKNOWINGLY
    REACTING TO THE TOY.
SIGN    HMPH. I STILL HAVE A WAYS TO GO
    IF I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF...
[15:20] ---
    The moment you turned into those forms,
    your defeat was assured.
[15:25] ---
    You can't use even a tenth
    of your usual magical power.
[15:31] ---
    How fun it is to have a one-sided
    bullying of powerless creatures.
[15:37] ---
    I have no worries of getting
    injured myself. Truly one-sided.
[15:42] ---
    Crap. At this rate, we really will be...
[15:45] ---
    Now go.
SIGN    CRAP!!
SIGN    SECTIONAL GRAVIOLE.
[15:58] ---
    What is going on?
[15:59] ---
    This powerful even as an infant...
    Impossible.
[16:03] ---
    This guy...
[16:05] ---
    His powers are limited, but he made up
    for it by limiting the range of his magic.
[16:11] ---
    The enemy's magic was powerful.
[16:13] ---
    But the main caster was weak.
    Still, so overwhelming.
[16:19] ---
    This is the top of our class,
    the genius, Lance Crown.
SIGN    INDEED, THAT WAS ONE-SIDED, SCUM.
[16:27] ---
    I don't know what the heck
    he's saying, though.
[16:32] ---
    Occasionally, you see someone in this world
    that overcomes the age gap.
[16:38] ---
    I wouldn't expect less from Easton.
[16:42] ---
    We still have enemies.
    Don't let your guard down.
[16:45] ---
    I know that.
[16:49] ---
    Mr. Ryoh.
[16:50] ---
    What kind of relationship do Mr. Wahlberg
    and Innocent Zero have?
[16:55] ---
    This Magic Realm was shaped
    by one great magic user.
[17:01] ---
    He became the foundation
    of Divine Visionaries.
[17:03] ---
    Literally an individual
    with power matching that of God.
[17:09] ---
    His name was Adam.
[17:12] ---
    In life, there was none who could
    stand up to his dark magic.
[17:18] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg and Innocent Zero
    were Adam's best students.
[17:24] ---
    So their powers are basically equal?
[17:28] ---
    Right. But they made an effort
    to invade us.
[17:33] ---
    I'm sure they have some chance of success.
[17:36] ---
    If Mr. Wahlberg were to lose
    for any reason...
[17:43] ---
    This is our first meeting in a while.
[17:46] ---
    I feel happy about this.
[17:49] ---
    My word.
[17:51] ---
    That's pretty horrible.
[17:53] ---
    You look upon your old friend
    like I'm some kind of monster.
[18:00] ---
    Or is it rather that...
[18:04] ---
    You'll call me your friend
    if I look like this?
[18:12] ---
    Damn you, have you abandoned
    your humanity?
[18:17] ---
    I am more human than anyone.
[18:21] ---
    I am too human,
    and so my desires are too deep.
[18:26] ---
    There's no limit to my greed.
[18:31] ---
    I have two desires for today.
[18:34] ---
    One is to take home my son,
    Mash Burnedead.
[18:40] ---
    The other is you, Wahlberg.
[18:43] ---
    I want to make sure that you're dead.
[18:49] ---
    Timez. The Living Dead.
[19:24] ---
    This is...
[19:27] ---
    a forbidden spell.
[19:36] ---
    Are you serious?
[19:39] ---
    You forgot who I am?
SIGN    MASH'S POINT OF VIEW
[19:49] ---
    Hey, are you listening, damn it!?
[19:53] ---
    Kill. I'll kill you!
[20:01] ---
    Looks like you finally remembered.
[20:06] ---
    By the way, I heard.
[20:08] ---
    Your friend was skewered
    but is still alive.
[20:14] ---
    They really are persistent like cockroaches.
[20:19] ---
    After I'm done with you,
    I'll go kill them with my own hands.
[20:28] ---
    Your eyes are defiant.
[20:31] ---
    Do you want to be skewered
    like all your buddies?
[20:36] ---
    Carborain!
[20:44] ---
    I sure hope Mash is doing okay.
[20:47] ---
    The overwhelming density
    of that carbon lance.
[20:50] ---
    Last time, he dealt with it
    by going inside one of Abel's dolls.
[20:55] ---
    But this time...
[21:03] ---
    Hup hup hup!
[21:04] ---
    He's running.
[21:06] ---
    He's running on top of my magic.
[21:10] ---
    Carborain!
[21:14] ---
    Carborain!
[21:15] ---
    Hup hup hup!
[21:17] ---
    Carbo Heavy Rain!
[21:18] ---
    Hup hup hup!
[21:38] ---
    Wh-Why?
[21:41] ---
    Last time, all he could manage
    was to avoid my attacks.
[21:46] ---
    Yet, why...
[21:49] ---
    I remember now.
[21:51] ---
    You're the black thorny guy.
[21:55] ---
    But I've seen it once before.
[21:58] ---
    So, the same thing twice? Please.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    WAHLBERG BAIGAN AND THE MAGIC OF DARKNESS

Season 2

E21 - Wahlberg Baigan and the Magic of Darkness

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[00:01] ---
    During the final round of
    the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam,
[00:05] ---
    Innocent Zero suddenly invaded.
[00:10] ---
    Headmaster Wahlberg and Innocent Zero
    took to the skies and confronted each other.
[00:15] ---
    On ground, where time has stopped
    due to magic,
[00:19] ---
    Mash was punching Innocent Zero's
    core member, Cell, with his fist.
[00:30] ---
    I remember now.
[00:32] ---
    You're the black thorny guy.
[00:35] ---
    But I've seen it once before.
[00:39] ---
    So, the same thing twice? Please.
[00:42] ---
    Mash forgets the face
    of someone he's fought before,
[00:46] ---
    but apparently he doesn't forget magic,
    even if he's seen it just once.
[02:22] ---
    Adam Jobs.
[02:24] ---
    The legendary magic user
[02:26] ---
    blessed with overwhelming magical ability
    who reigned at the top
[02:30] ---
    of the Magic Realm for several centuries.
[02:33] ---
    He systemized magic theory on his own,
    and created an educational system.
[02:39] ---
    Furthermore, he created the Bureau of Magic
    as an administrative organization.
[02:43] ---
    His vast influence
    was felt by the magical society.
[02:47] ---
    However, most of his effort
    in his later years
[02:51] ---
    went into social assistance to those
    who were unable to use magic.
[02:57] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
    The strong exist for the weak.
[03:03] ---
    He entrusted his ideals to his three pupils,
    including Wahlberg.
[03:10] ---
    And now...
[03:36] ---
    Master.
[03:38] ---
    I finally acquired it.
[03:41] ---
    The magic to restore life
    from fragments of flesh.
[03:45] ---
    Though, it only restores time
    elapsed on the body.
[03:50] ---
    I can't bring the psyche back with it.
[03:53] ---
    How could you...
[03:56] ---
    From here...
[04:00] ---
    I, Necross Mance,
    will be your opponent.
[04:04] ---
    Marionettes are my specialty.
[04:08] ---
    I will make sure to satisfy you.
[04:12] ---
    All of you...
    How far do you intend to push me?
[04:17] ---
    My oh my, are you going to attack?
[04:22] ---
    Though a puppet, this is a great man
    you once hailed as master.
[04:31] ---
    Th-This magical power...
[04:34] ---
    Despite living such a long life, our master
[04:38] ---
    couldn't fight his lifespan
    and became decrepit.
[04:41] ---
    However, I restored
    Master's body in prime form.
[04:48] ---
    His magical power was the greatest in history.
[04:52] ---
    I recall Master was so very fond of you.
[04:56] ---
    So, isn't this a wonderful reunion?
[05:00] ---
    Noblesse Oblige, you say?
[05:03] ---
    That's right.
[05:04] ---
    Those of high standing have the responsibility
    and duty to guide the weak.
[05:10] ---
    To me, that's a phrase that people who
    neglect effort use to protect themselves.
[05:18] ---
    There is some truth there, Wahlberg.
[05:22] ---
    There's no purpose in our
    giving of ourselves for others.
[05:28] ---
    Now hold on a second, you dummy!
    Don't refute your own master!
[05:31] ---
    You really want to assert dominance?
[05:34] ---
    No.
[05:36] ---
    I tease. Just kidding, sorry.
[05:40] ---
    Well, the fact that you can come up
    with opinions like that
[05:44] ---
    simply means that you're still quite young!
[05:54] ---
    Well, you'll figure it out someday.
[05:56] ---
    Because you're strong.
[06:02] ---
    That got repelled!?
[06:06] ---
    Master was the greatest man I knew.
[06:11] ---
    However, the times have changed.
[06:14] ---
    What's important is not the past,
    but the present.
[06:18] ---
    If you would descend
    the present into chaos,
[06:22] ---
    I won't show mercy,
    even against my master.
[06:28] ---
    Because my present form
    is the strongest, Master.
[06:35] ---
    Wahlberg.
[06:39] ---
    Wahlberg Baigan.
[06:42] ---
    The man who used to rule
    this realm as a Divine Visionary,
[06:45] ---
    and the one who continues to stand
    at the top of the Magic Realm to this day.
[06:49] ---
    His skills are assuredly
    the strongest in the realm.
[06:54] ---
    However! That's just
    in the present Magic Realm.
[06:59] ---
    Dark Impact!
[07:05] ---
    Adam Jobs' dark magic
    returns everything to the void.
[07:09] ---
    It covers everything in darkness.
[07:12] ---
    You shall be enveloped by darkness.
[07:15] ---
    Dark Snake!
[07:20] ---
    This magical power...
    Truly is from his prime.
[07:25] ---
    The great power Adam Jobs used
    to control the Magic Realm with...
[07:30] ---
    Dark magic.
[07:31] ---
    It's magic that sends
    anything it touches to the void.
[07:36] ---
    It even sends
    an opponent's magic into the void.
[07:39] ---
    Which means, once cast, dark magic
    cannot be repelled by other magic.
[07:45] ---
    Wahlberg didn't counter against Dark Snake
    because he knew his magic wouldn't work.
[07:53] ---
    It's dark magic that his master once used.
[07:57] ---
    There's no way he's oblivious
    to its characteristics.
[08:03] ---
    This toy is the best yet!
[08:07] ---
    It has the best specs
    of any that I've dealt with!
[08:12] ---
    I will continue to use it
    preciously as one of my own.
[08:17] ---
    Dark Snake Double!
[08:26] ---
    He cut out the dark magic!?
[08:29] ---
    Dark Impact!
[08:44] ---
    Arm!
[08:47] ---
    My arm!
[08:51] ---
    What? Don't worry.
[08:53] ---
    My magic controls space.
[08:57] ---
    The body part you lost just went to
    a slightly distant spot. It won't kill you.
[09:04] ---
    I-I see.
[09:06] ---
    Just like how you sliced my body,
    space and all.
[09:09] ---
    You carved out the entire space that the dark magic
    was occupying in order to deal with it.
[09:14] ---
    Then, I will hit you with enough dark magic
    so you can't cut it all out.
[09:19] ---
    Dark Impact Absol!
[09:23] ---
    It's impossible
    to overcome dark magic.
[09:26] ---
    Even Wahlberg won't have enough time
    to cut out space with this many!
[09:38] ---
    No way.
[09:40] ---
    He carved out such a wide range
    of this ridiculous magic!
[09:44] ---
    I'm using the man who once
    took the Magic Realm by storm.
[09:48] ---
    Even if he's the toughest now, there can't be
    this large of a gap in skill.
[09:53] ---
    Furthermore, I'm using dark magic.
[09:55] ---
    It's magic that stands
    at the pinnacle of all magic!
[10:06] ---
    Dark Tremendos!
[10:11] ---
    Dark magic at full throttle!
[10:14] ---
    In a clash of two spells, there's no way
    dark magic would ever lose!
[10:24] ---
    It seems you have a misunderstanding.
[10:28] ---
    Everything till now has been
    the abilities of the wand itself.
[10:34] ---
    This is what casting a spell is like,
    young one.
[10:43] ---
    What is this magical power?
[10:48] ---
    Space Sacrifice!
[10:59] ---
    S-Stay away! Stay away!
[11:02] ---
    Stay away!
[11:15] ---
    Well, you'll figure it out someday.
[11:18] ---
    Because you're strong.
[11:21] ---
    Master, I will inherit all of your teachings.
[11:25] ---
    So please, rest in peace, once again.
[11:32] ---
    You still not know of decline, Wahlberg.
[11:39] ---
    It's your turn next, right, Innocent Zero?
[11:57] ---
    Explomb!
[11:59] ---
    Graviole!
[12:07] ---
    This again, damn it!?
[12:12] ---
    There's so many.
[12:13] ---
    They're trying to deplete our magical power.
[12:20] ---
    Quit your whining.
[12:22] ---
    It's a calm analysis of the situation.
[12:26] ---
    I'd like to assist Mushroom Head,
[12:29] ---
    but if we leave here,
    danger befalls the students.
[12:37] ---
    So magic you've seen once
    doesn't work on you?
[12:40] ---
    - So, uh...
    - Huh?
[12:43] ---
    Why am I being targeted to begin with?
[12:50] ---
    Do you know the Forbidden Magic
    of Body Construction?
[12:53] ---
    Forbidden Magic of Body Construction?
[12:56] ---
    Forbidden Magic of Body Construction.
[12:58] ---
    Dark magic used to create an immortal heart
    from the hearts of six blood relatives.
[13:05] ---
    That is why Father prepared six children
    as vessels to nurture the hearts.
[13:13] ---
    In short, you are a creation of Father's.
[13:19] ---
    You are merely a part built
    to create Father's perfect body.
SIGN    SHOCK
[13:25] ---
    Shock!
[13:27] ---
    Rejoice. This is quite honorable.
[13:31] ---
    You will become a part
    of the being closest to God.
[13:38] ---
    Basically, it's like how you need protein
    to create better muscles?
[13:44] ---
    So that's the kind of existence I am.
[13:48] ---
    What the hell is he talking about?
[13:52] ---
    Man.
SIGN    HONK
[13:57] ---
    That's heavy.
[14:04] ---
    It's quite heavy. My life, that is.
[14:10] ---
    For now, I'll take a nap.
[14:22] ---
    He fell asleep in seconds.
[14:25] ---
    Hey, don't sleep!
[14:29] ---
    No good. I woke up,
    but it's still reality, apparently.
[14:34] ---
    By the way, are you one of my brothers?
[14:37] ---
    I am not.
[14:38] ---
    I am merely a clone created
    by giving Father's blood to a corpse.
[14:45] ---
    I was born so my life can be used
    for Father's grand scheme.
[14:51] ---
    I see.
[14:52] ---
    As a son, becoming a part of
    Father's body is the greatest honor.
[14:58] ---
    Yet, one turned out to be trash like you.
[15:02] ---
    I am so infuriated,
    I can't calm myself down.
[15:05] ---
    Your life is worthless anyway.
[15:08] ---
    Aren't you glad it has some use?
[15:11] ---
    So with my own hands,
    I'll slash you until...
[15:15] ---
    Damn him, I'm still talking!
[15:22] ---
    Heavy life or not, worthless life or not,
    it doesn't matter.
[15:30] ---
    I'm unstoppable, so gimme your best.
[15:35] ---
    I can't let him set the pace.
[15:38] ---
    He was created by Father, so I can
    understand that he has some power.
[15:45] ---
    Then...
[15:48] ---
    I will go full throttle from the start.
[15:53] ---
    Come on.
[15:54] ---
    Summon Hephaestus.
[16:04] ---
    The heck is that?
[16:11] ---
    This is the wand's full power unleashed.
[16:15] ---
    Its true form!
[16:18] ---
    Whoa.
[16:19] ---
    Magic can evolve in countless ways.
[16:22] ---
    It's based on the user's
    total magical power.
[16:32] ---
    The hell is that?
[16:34] ---
    This immense magical power...
[16:38] ---
    Father only seeks your heart.
[16:42] ---
    I will slice everything else apart.
[16:46] ---
    Diamond Cutter!
[16:51] ---
    That was close.
[16:55] ---
    My place of learning.
[16:58] ---
    These discs are diamond tipped.
[17:01] ---
    There's nothing in this world
    they can't cut.
[17:04] ---
    Furthermore, the discs will hunt you down
    until they cut you to ribbons.
[17:25] ---
    I have to ignore the discs
    and go directly after him.
[17:39] ---
    I see. Two out of four are on standby
    to keep me away from him.
[17:46] ---
    Dangerous! Four of them
    is absolutely dangerous!
[17:49] ---
    What's wrong? Are you chickening out?
[17:53] ---
    But if you flee,
[17:56] ---
    I will clear out all the humans
    in this area as punishment.
[18:09] ---
    Black Diamond!
[18:12] ---
    Something else popped up.
[18:14] ---
    A wand unleashing its
    true power via a summon spell
[18:17] ---
    not only has enhanced abilities,
[18:20] ---
    but the amount of magical power unleashed
    goes up several orders of magnitude.
[18:24] ---
    These 1000 diamonds will pierce
    those rubbish bodies at this academy.
[18:30] ---
    This tawdry place where you mistakenly
    believe was a new home for you,
[18:34] ---
    and all your useless followers
[18:38] ---
    will die.
[18:41] ---
    Give up already, Mash Burnedead!
[18:57] ---
    He's leaving?
[18:59] ---
    What's the meaning of this?
[19:01] ---
    Is he leaving
    the students behind and fleeing?
[19:03] ---
    Did he give up,
    unable to come up with an attack?
[19:07] ---
    Did he abandon all his friends
    who are fighting?
[19:14] ---
    I did a loop around the academy
    to shake them all off.
[19:17] ---
    No way.
[19:19] ---
    He shook off all of the discs chasing him?
[19:26] ---
    What kind of speed does he run at?
[19:29] ---
    And he's clinging onto me
[19:31] ---
    so he can take me down with him
    when the discs come.
[19:35] ---
    But what a shame.
[19:38] ---
    Did you forget I had this?
[19:43] ---
    You can't break through my diamond skin
    with physical blows!
[19:47] ---
    I will slice you apart!
[19:50] ---
    Die!
[19:59] ---
    So this is all you can do?
[20:02] ---
    You're trash!
[20:05] ---
    What a pathetic sight!
[20:07] ---
    Just you wait, I'll slice your buddies
    in half so they can follow after...
[20:14] ---
    Th-This texture.
[20:17] ---
    A cream puff?
[20:20] ---
    What in the world...
[20:24] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:26] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:28] ---
    - I thought I killed you!
    - Cream Puff Party.
[20:30] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:33] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:35] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:36] ---
    What is the meaning of this...
[20:37] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:39] ---
    Why are you alive?
[20:39] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:41] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:44] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:46] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:47] ---
    Stop it! The custard is going up my nose!
[20:48] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:50] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:52] ---
    I can't...
[20:52] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:53] ---
    I-I can't breathe.
[20:54] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[20:57] ---
    Cream Puff Party.
[21:00] ---
    Can't... breathe...
[21:03] ---
    Biceps Magic.
[21:06] ---
    Python Choke.
[21:09] ---
    Hypoxia.
[21:11] ---
    When the brain is deprived of oxygen,
    it half-enters hallucinations.
[21:17] ---
    Right before the disc hit,
[21:20] ---
    Mash took the remaining time and
    the hardness of diamond into account,
[21:23] ---
    and gave up physical attacks.
[21:27] ---
    And immediately used explosive contraction of
    his biceps to put pressure on the carotid artery
[21:33] ---
    to cut off the oxygen supply.
[21:36] ---
    As a result, he KO'ed his foe
    in less than a second.
[21:40] ---
    Of course, that includes the Black Diamond.
[21:51] ---
    I care a lot about this school.
[21:56] ---
    If you're claiming to destroy it,
[21:58] ---
    I'll choke you out as many times
    as I need to...
[22:01] ---
    with my muscles.
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    WAHLBERG BAIGAN AND THE GREATEST DANGER

Season 2

E22 - Wahlberg Baigan and the Greatest Danger

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[00:01] ---
    Wahlberg and Innocent Zero
    face each other high in the air.
[00:07] ---
    Innocent Zero used magic to rewind time,
[00:10] ---
    and revived the body of Adam Jobs,
    who was previously their mentor.
[00:17] ---
    He then had one of his death row henchmen,
    Necross, control Adam and attack.
[00:24] ---
    However, even Adam's most powerful
    dark magic didn't work against Wahlberg.
[00:33] ---
    The headmaster is really strong.
[00:37] ---
    On the ground, Mash reflected attacks
    from Innocent Zero's core member, Cell War,
[00:43] ---
    and Mash choked him in a second flat.
[00:50] ---
    I care a lot about this school.
[00:54] ---
    If you're claiming to destroy it,
[00:57] ---
    I'll choke you out as many times
    as I need to...
[01:00] ---
    with my muscles.
[01:02] ---
    Mash is also really strong.
[02:37] ---
    In the skies near Easton, Ryoh and
    Nerey Shawn took two whole episodes
[02:43] ---
    to finally arrive at Easton Magic Academy.
[02:48] ---
    Mr. Ryoh, it really took a long time,
    but we're almost at Easton Magic Academy.
[02:54] ---
    That's a great narration, Nerey.
[02:57] ---
    But you have to say it before
    the narrator to be hot stuff.
[03:03] ---
    Like me.
[03:06] ---
    Isn't it useless to fix your hairdo
    while flying?
[03:10] ---
    Oh, now you want to shun me, Shawn?
[03:13] ---
    But you know, taking care of your appearance
    is elementary for a hot guy.
[03:16] ---
    So awesome!
[03:19] ---
    Wait, this is no time for that.
[03:22] ---
    Let's hurry.
[03:23] ---
    Innocent Zero is at Easton...
[03:28] ---
    What's wrong, Nerey?
[03:33] ---
    Nerey is...
[03:35] ---
    He's frozen, unable to narrate
    his own condition.
[03:44] ---
    This means, someone
    has cast magic that stops time,
[03:48] ---
    and Nerey has entered the stoppage field.
[03:53] ---
    Which means, I can assume those with low
    magical power have all been stopped.
[03:59] ---
    Sorry, Nerey.
[04:00] ---
    I'm going ahead without you.
[04:05] ---
    I hope Mushroom Head who
    Innocent Zero is after is all right.
[04:12] ---
    Kaldo! Orter!
[04:15] ---
    Ryoh.
[04:17] ---
    Both of you were all right.
[04:19] ---
    But to defeat this many of them,
    I'd expect nothing less from Divine Visionaries.
[04:23] ---
    Such hot stuff.
[04:25] ---
    It wasn't just us.
[04:28] ---
    There seem to be many
    excellent students here at Easton.
[04:34] ---
    Oh, what happened to Mushroom Head?
[04:37] ---
    Wasn't he being targeted
    by Innocent Zero?
[04:41] ---
    He's fine.
[04:42] ---
    More than that, he even defeated
    one of Innocent Zero's core members.
[04:47] ---
    Replenish calories... Replenish calories...
[04:50] ---
    What a guy.
[04:51] ---
    Not only did he defeat a core member,
    but he's elegantly enjoying some sweets.
[04:55] ---
    More importantly, Mr. Wahlberg
    is fighting against Innocent Zero.
[04:59] ---
    What? Where?
[05:01] ---
    We don't know.
[05:03] ---
    So that students don't get roped
    into the fight against Innocent Zero,
[05:08] ---
    he most likely used transfer magic
    to move elsewhere.
[05:12] ---
    I have no idea where he is now.
[05:14] ---
    Oh, then I'll go look for him.
[05:18] ---
    Go look?
[05:19] ---
    How?
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[05:21] ---
    With my muscles.
[05:28] ---
    Let's see what he's got.
[05:32] ---
    There is no way an anomaly who
    can't use detection magic can find him.
[05:36] ---
    Anyway...
[05:38] ---
    I will interrogate this man and figure out
    everything Innocent Zero is after.
[05:44] ---
    That's the most efficient, logical procedure.
[05:48] ---
    Divine Visionaries are executors
    of the laws of this realm.
[05:52] ---
    Evil that defy laws
    are sure to be convicted!
[05:58] ---
    A barrier to nullify all magic.
[06:03] ---
    Transfer magic.
[06:05] ---
    That core member was unconscious.
[06:08] ---
    It wasn't magic he used
    on his own, which means...
[06:12] ---
    Someone on Innocent Zero's side
    is still lurking around here.
[06:18] ---
    Let's investigate.
[06:19] ---
    Now we can't move around too carelessly.
[06:22] ---
    If we leave this area,
[06:25] ---
    the students will get harmed.
[06:27] ---
    We should avoid that.
[06:29] ---
    We don't know what will happen.
[06:31] ---
    All of you stand-by here as well!
[06:36] ---
    I'm sorry we can't head over
    to help you, Mr. Wahlberg.
[06:41] ---
    However, you are the embodiment
    of Noblesse Oblige.
[06:45] ---
    I'm sure you would do
    the same thing yourself.
[06:49] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
[06:51] ---
    The strong are there to help the weak.
[06:56] ---
    If Mr. Wahlberg is the weak,
    then the one to go rescue him is me,
[06:58] ---
    the next number one man
    of this realm!
[07:03] ---
    You better make sure to find him,
    Mushroom Head.
[07:07] ---
    After me, you're the hottest thing right now.
[07:18] ---
    This is the first time
    I've seen it in decades.
[07:22] ---
    Space Sacrifice.
[07:24] ---
    You still show no deterioration,
    Wahlberg.
[07:29] ---
    It's your turn next, right,
    Innocent Zero?
[07:41] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
[07:44] ---
    Well, you'll figure it out someday.
[07:47] ---
    Because you are strong.
[07:50] ---
    Master. Leave everything to me now.
[07:58] ---
    He's coming.
[07:59] ---
    Timez Cold!
[08:01] ---
    Time stoppage magic.
[08:03] ---
    Spaces.
[08:05] ---
    He cut out the space around himself.
[08:11] ---
    I'm in his blind spot.
[08:18] ---
    Spaces Bout!
[08:29] ---
    When did he manipulate time?
[08:32] ---
    Timez Rewound!
[08:42] ---
    Your legs are next, Wahlberg.
[08:46] ---
    He's exploiting the openings
    right when I attack.
[08:49] ---
    And using powerful magic
    as stopping time this frequently...
[08:56] ---
    He had grown this much, huh?
[08:59] ---
    You monster.
[09:02] ---
    If so...
[09:05] ---
    I will cut out this whole space!
[09:08] ---
    Spaces Bout Stampede!
[09:14] ---
    Not just that.
[09:16] ---
    To keep him from abusing
    the time lag against me,
[09:19] ---
    I will keep cutting this space away!
[09:23] ---
    I will carve it all out,
    time stoppage magic and all!
[09:38] ---
    It'll take more than that
    to defeat me, Wahlberg.
[09:43] ---
    When did you...
[09:49] ---
    He stopped time
    right before space was carved out!
[09:53] ---
    Timez Rewound!
[09:58] ---
    Wh...
[10:04] ---
    It's useless, Wahlberg.
[10:07] ---
    There is too much of a power gap
    between us.
[10:11] ---
    I was only interested in myself.
[10:15] ---
    I had ambitions.
    I was willing to make sacrifices.
[10:20] ---
    But you? Your eyes kept wandering
    to others to protect.
[10:25] ---
    You became unable to prioritize yourself.
[10:29] ---
    Humans with no egos are weak, Wahlberg.
[10:36] ---
    This is a result of you abasing
    yourself so that others will like you.
[10:42] ---
    What a shame.
[10:49] ---
    Is one's life really only for one's self?
[10:54] ---
    I was born frail of body.
[10:58] ---
    My grades weren't outstanding
    and I was cowardly.
[11:04] ---
    There was no place for me in school,
    and of course I had no friends.
[11:09] ---
    With no reason to go,
    I started to stay home from school.
[11:14] ---
    A lack of confidence made me fearful.
    I didn't want to be rejected by others.
[11:20] ---
    So before I could be rejected, I severed
    opportunities to interact with people.
[11:27] ---
    Gradually I felt this world was bland
    and boring, and became very pessimistic.
[11:34] ---
    And that was when I met...
[11:37] ---
    Did you know capybaras run
    at 50 km per hour? Come to school.
[11:42] ---
    Master Adam.
[11:45] ---
    Did you know dolphins drown
    if they sleep? Come to school.
[11:49] ---
    He made repeated unauthorized visits
    to my place, always with strange animal trivia.
[11:57] ---
    Did you know pigs can't look up at the sky
    because of their physiology? Come to school.
[12:02] ---
    No matter how many times
    I rejected him...
[12:04] ---
    Did you know that dogs can tolerate hot food
    even less than humans? Come to school.
[12:08] ---
    No matter how bad the weather,
[12:11] ---
    or no matter how coldly
    I treated him...
[12:16] ---
    Master tried to involve himself with me.
[12:19] ---
    Did you know that giraffes sleep
    only 20 minutes a day? Come to school.
[12:25] ---
    Time and time again.
[12:30] ---
    One day, I asked him.
[12:32] ---
    Why do you go this far?
[12:36] ---
    How do I put it?
[12:39] ---
    I just can't leave you alone.
[12:43] ---
    Hearing those words saved me.
[12:47] ---
    That one sentence...
[12:50] ---
    Huh? You laughed?
[12:51] ---
    His actions, his smile.
[12:57] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[12:59] ---
    It's fine to live
    for your own sake as you do.
[13:06] ---
    But I have lived to this day, saved
    by all of the goodwill around me.
[13:13] ---
    So for me to abandon those weaker
    than me... That will not happen.
[13:23] ---
    You plan on unleashing it here,
    Wahlberg?
[13:28] ---
    Though it may cost me my life...
[13:31] ---
    I will not change my ideals.
[13:36] ---
    The ideals that Master has taught me!
[13:41] ---
    Even among triple-liners, very few
    are allowed access to the epitome of magic.
[13:47] ---
    Spaces Thirds!
[14:18] ---
    Uranus Inclination!
[14:29] ---
    Spaces Thirds!
[14:31] ---
    Uranus Inclination!
[14:35] ---
    Thirds spells unleash the power
    of the gods residing in the wands.
[14:41] ---
    Your power certainly
    hasn't declined with age.
[14:43] ---
    You surely are aware...
[14:46] ---
    The power of Uranus, the god of the sky.
    Unavoidable space carving magic.
[14:53] ---
    Wahlberg, how dare you.
[14:57] ---
    Timez Cold!
[15:01] ---
    What the...
[15:03] ---
    It's useless. Within this space,
    any magic can be transferred.
[15:10] ---
    There's nowhere to run, Innocent Zero.
[15:13] ---
    That's how far you will go to...
[15:16] ---
    That's right. This is the least I can do
    as headmaster.
[15:23] ---
    Uranus World Delete!
[15:40] ---
    With this, I will sever the affinity I have had
    with you for such a long time, Innocent Zero!
[15:58] ---
    Timez Unmove.
[16:00] ---
    I have stopped all time within this space.
[16:04] ---
    No manner of attack
    can affect me, who can control time.
[16:09] ---
    Your loss was destined from the moment
    you chose to fight against me.
[16:17] ---
    As an old friend,
    I will instantly send you to your grave.
[16:23] ---
    Timez Arrow Rain.
[16:29] ---
    You won't survive with those wounds.
[16:43] ---
    I delivered a fatal blow
    to the caster, yet the magic...
[16:49] ---
    Thirds unleashes the true power
    within the wand.
[16:54] ---
    If you load it with maximum magical power,
    even if the caster were to die,
[16:58] ---
    the will of the wand
    will cast the spell on its own.
[17:03] ---
    That's foolish. You can't...
[17:07] ---
    I had been saving up my magical power
    this whole time for that.
[17:13] ---
    It can't be...
[17:15] ---
    My Thirds will tear you apart...
[17:19] ---
    in exchange for my own life.
[17:25] ---
    You planned this from the beginning.
[17:28] ---
    I have not fulfilled my duty yet.
[17:33] ---
    I've been watching the whole time.
[17:36] ---
    The kind students who desperately
    protected their friends' futures.
[17:43] ---
    A student who is determined to change
    the rules of this world to save his little sister.
[17:51] ---
    And a kind-hearted student who seeks to become
    a Divine Visionary, protect his friends,
[17:57] ---
    and correct mistakes so he can live
    with his grandfather even without magic.
[18:04] ---
    This world could be so much better.
[18:09] ---
    It could be a world filled with kindness,
[18:11] ---
    where we respect each other
    and accept our weaknesses.
[18:18] ---
    That is why I must save them.
[18:24] ---
    Those weak, fragile souls.
    They who were like me long ago.
[18:30] ---
    People who are irrationally
    being tormented...
[18:36] ---
    And for that purpose, I must spearhead
    the effort and lead the others.
[18:44] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
[18:47] ---
    Like my master did for me.
[18:51] ---
    To laugh together...
[18:54] ---
    I will show it with my own actions.
[19:08] ---
    To my students!
[19:12] ---
    That light...
[19:14] ---
    Wh-What's that?
[19:15] ---
    Magic!
[19:17] ---
    That is spatial magic.
[19:19] ---
    Which means... It can't be!
[19:21] ---
    It's the four seasons of omnipotence!
[19:24] ---
    Wh-What in the world is that?
[19:26] ---
    This is outrageous.
[19:31] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg didn't...
[19:38] ---
    Why is it shrinking?
[19:40] ---
    Spatial magic is activated
    in an expanded area.
[19:45] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[19:59] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[20:01] ---
    The spell hasn't activated.
[20:04] ---
    Is it possible that he reversed time?
[20:07] ---
    Such a giant space as that?
    The entire thing?
[20:17] ---
    Timez Arrow Rain.
[20:21] ---
    Spaces Bout.
[20:38] ---
    Wahlberg. You are strong.
[20:41] ---
    But I will become even stronger.
[20:47] ---
    I live only for my own sake.
    You cannot surpass me.
[20:53] ---
    I will show you proof right now.
[20:58] ---
    How cruel is fate...
[21:01] ---
    So our ideals are doomed,
    never to be realized...
[21:07] ---
    Was the world I envisioned so fragile
[21:10] ---
    that such a small-minded belief
    can crush it underfoot?
[21:18] ---
    Alas...
[21:21] ---
    Farewell, Wahlberg.
[21:38] ---
    Mash Burnedead!
[21:41] ---
    Headmaster, you asked me
    during the entrance exam.
[21:46] ---
    If I were to face something
    that overwhelmingly outpowers me,
[21:51] ---
    what would I do?
[21:56] ---
    I'd knock the stuffing out of it...
[22:02] ---
    with my fist!
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    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE ORIGIN
    OF THE GREATEST MAGIC USER

Season 2

E23 - Mash Burnedead and the Origin of the Greatest Magic User

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[00:04] ---
    Headmaster Wahlberg is forced
    into a tough battle against Innocent Zero,
[00:10] ---
    but he uses the ultimate magic Spaces Thirds
    to quickly turn the tide of battle.
[00:17] ---
    Uranus Inclination!
[00:22] ---
    Uranus World Delete!
[00:50] ---
    The spatial magic unleashed with his life
    on the line seemed to engulf Innocent Zero.
[00:56] ---
    However, Innocent Zero rewound time
    to nullify the magic.
[01:03] ---
    Wahlberg had fallen
    into a desperate crisis...
[01:07] ---
    and what saved him was none other
    than Mash's knee strike.
[01:23] ---
    Mash Burnedead!
[01:27] ---
    If I were to face something
    that overwhelmingly outpowers me,
[01:31] ---
    what would I do?
[01:35] ---
    I'd knock the stuffing out of it...
[01:39] ---
    with my fist!
[01:41] ---
    Mash, you're so awesome.
[01:45] ---
    But those legs are a bit... Yeah.
[03:21] ---
    What's going on here, Kaldo?
[03:22] ---
    The spatial magic that had been
    deployed is all gone.
[03:26] ---
    There's only one thing that I can think of.
[03:30] ---
    Time magic rewound some time.
[03:33] ---
    Time magic?
[03:35] ---
    Innocent Zero, huh?
[03:40] ---
    Kaldo, I'm leaving you in charge of here.
[03:43] ---
    Understood.
    Please take care of Mr. Wahlberg.
[03:48] ---
    Who are you talking to?
    This is me, after all!
[03:55] ---
    That said, thinking about the situation,
    I'm sure I'll have a hard time.
[04:01] ---
    Please be safe for now, Mr. Wahlberg.
[04:11] ---
    What are you doing, Mash Burnedead!?
[04:14] ---
    This man is after you!
[04:16] ---
    You must go immedi—
[04:17] ---
    I was raised to be kind to the elderly.
[04:22] ---
    You're saying that you'll treat me
    just like any old man out there?
[04:29] ---
    As I'd expect from Mash Burnedead.
[04:32] ---
    I'm glad you came
    all the way out here to see me.
[04:36] ---
    My son.
[04:40] ---
    Now, you shall come with me.
[04:43] ---
    Wha...
[04:46] ---
    Come.
[04:48] ---
    Wha...
[04:52] ---
    I see. Then I will
    have to take you by force.
[04:57] ---
    But before that...
[05:01] ---
    This is...
[05:02] ---
    Headmaster!
[05:05] ---
    With repeated
    physical reconfiguration of my body,
[05:08] ---
    I became able to steal
    others' magical abilities.
[05:12] ---
    Of course, I obtained
    our master's dark magic as well.
[05:17] ---
    And now Wahlberg,
[05:20] ---
    your spatial magic is next.
[05:29] ---
    Too late.
[05:40] ---
    I-It can't be...
[05:42] ---
    Oh yes it can.
[05:50] ---
    Space Sacrifice.
[06:04] ---
    This can't be... My magic...
[06:07] ---
    Not only that,
[06:09] ---
    but such a difference
    in magical capacity...
[06:17] ---
    Darn.
[06:20] ---
    I gained the power to rule this world.
[06:23] ---
    The world is mine now.
[06:27] ---
    Mash Burnedead. You're next.
[06:31] ---
    You will be mine.
[06:34] ---
    No. If he gets Mash as well,
    our hopes...
[06:51] ---
    Doesn't faze me one bit.
[06:58] ---
    I said it doesn't faze me.
[07:06] ---
    That was close.
[07:08] ---
    You felt the overwhelming difference
    in power with your own body.
[07:13] ---
    I will take you home with me,
    Mash Burnedead.
[07:23] ---
    What now?
[07:24] ---
    His magical power is running
    beyond his physical capacity.
[07:29] ---
    That's the price of greedily seeking power.
[07:34] ---
    I only wish to become a perfect human.
[07:39] ---
    Undying, beautiful, and powerful.
[07:43] ---
    That's all I want.
[07:47] ---
    A perfect human.
[07:49] ---
    To obtain a physical body
    that can hold all magical power.
[07:53] ---
    That's why he's after Mash Burnedead.
[08:00] ---
    Don't get too cocky.
[08:02] ---
    You are nothing more
    than one of my ingredients.
[08:07] ---
    Your only purpose in life is to elevate me
    into a higher state of being.
[08:13] ---
    That's simply your ego talking.
[08:16] ---
    He has the right to decide
    the course of his own life.
SIGN    HONK
[08:22] ---
    Totally that.
[08:26] ---
    The course of his own life?
[08:29] ---
    Humans like you who cannot use magic
    can't live within this realm, anyway.
[08:36] ---
    Shock!
[08:38] ---
    Adam Jobs had ruled over
    the Magic Realm for a long time.
[08:42] ---
    He kept saying
    Noblesse Oblige and the like,
[08:45] ---
    but in the end, he could not stop the exclusion
    for those who couldn't use magic.
[08:51] ---
    Can't I say the same for you?
[08:53] ---
    Right, Wahlberg?
[08:59] ---
    Oh no.
[09:00] ---
    With almost no magical power left,
    I can't completely dodge it.
[09:07] ---
    I didn't think he could still move this much.
[09:10] ---
    But it doesn't change the fact that
    we're in a very desperate situation.
[09:14] ---
    With this much
    power differential between us...
[09:18] ---
    What a convenient tale, isn't it?
[09:24] ---
    In a world where magic is everything,
    the best magic user is such a despicable guy.
[09:31] ---
    He's so worth defeating
    with my muscles.
[09:41] ---
    Then the world will accept me.
[09:50] ---
    Ignorance can be such a scary thing.
[09:54] ---
    It seems you cannot comprehend me,
    an omnipotent being.
[10:02] ---
    However, it seems I do require some time
    to acclimate to this body as well.
[10:09] ---
    Now if you'll excuse me.
[10:12] ---
    That easily...
[10:19] ---
    We'll finish this another time.
[10:36] ---
    What is this magic?
[10:38] ---
    The demons are disappearing.
[10:41] ---
    It's useless to transfer
    all the ones we've defeated.
[10:45] ---
    They're right.
[10:48] ---
    But this is Innocent Zero we're facing.
[10:51] ---
    There has to be some reason...
[11:06] ---
    I-It's gotten huge!
[11:09] ---
    He fused together the corpses of the demons
    we defeated to create a giant monster.
[11:20] ---
    What is that?
[11:22] ---
    That's...
[11:24] ---
    You sure have quite a big mouth.
[11:26] ---
    So stop it if you can, Mash Burnedead.
[11:30] ---
    If someone without magic
    is even capable of such a feat.
[11:39] ---
    A monster in that state has enough power
    to destroy an entire town instantly.
[11:46] ---
    He decided to fight power with power,
    and an overwhelming one.
[11:53] ---
    O-Oh no, my magical power...
[12:03] ---
    In the end, I make it just in time
    during a crisis. That's who I am.
[12:08] ---
    Ryoh.
[12:10] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg! Those injuries...
[12:13] ---
    We must take you to
    the Bureau of Magic Hospital—
[12:15] ---
    B-Be careful, Mash... Burne...
[12:20] ---
    Mash?
[12:21] ---
    Mushroom Head was here?
[12:23] ---
    Oh, then I'll go look for him.
[12:27] ---
    Sheesh. You promised me
    you'll let me know when you find him.
[12:32] ---
    However...
[12:36] ---
    This was quite some hot stuff you did here.
[12:49] ---
    You sure have quite a big mouth.
[12:52] ---
    So stop it if you can, Mash Burnedead.
[12:55] ---
    If someone without magic
    is even capable of such a feat.
[13:05] ---
    H-Huh?
[13:06] ---
    What? What happened?
[13:09] ---
    I feel like I was sleeping the whole time.
[13:12] ---
    What in the world...
[13:14] ---
    Huh? Where's the dragon?
[13:16] ---
    Dot? Lance?
[13:22] ---
    The time stoppage magic is gone.
[13:25] ---
    That's not good.
[13:26] ---
    People are going to panic.
[13:28] ---
    No doubt.
[13:29] ---
    I mean,
[13:31] ---
    we have that monster over there.
[13:36] ---
    What is that thing?
[13:37] ---
    Is that a monster?
[13:38] ---
    You're kidding me!
[13:40] ---
    Hey, it's headed our way!
[13:42] ---
    Is it trying to destroy our school!?
[13:45] ---
    Lord Abel, that is...
[13:48] ---
    Innocent Zero.
[13:51] ---
    Mash.
[13:59] ---
    Th-The rubble...
[14:01] ---
    No!
[14:04] ---
    Help me, big brother!
[14:07] ---
    Graviole!
[14:11] ---
    What? They stopped!
[14:14] ---
    You always give me power, Anna.
[14:20] ---
    What was that cutscene just now?
[14:22] ---
    Did I just see one of your fantasies? Me?
[14:25] ---
    Freaky!
[14:27] ---
    Sounds Re!
[14:31] ---
    Hurry! Get out of here!
[14:45] ---
    We can't win against a monster like that.
[14:48] ---
    Mash! Where are you, Mash!?
[14:53] ---
    No matter how big this thing is...
[14:56] ---
    Explomb!
[15:06] ---
    It totally pulled that barrier thingy
    out of nowhere.
[15:10] ---
    What's up with that?
[15:12] ---
    That's a magic-nullifying barrier.
[15:15] ---
    Barrier?
[15:16] ---
    You mean, just like the thing
    that protected that thorny dude.
[15:21] ---
    Yes. One of Innocent Zero's casters who put
    that up should be around here somewhere.
[15:26] ---
    If we don't defeat them,
    magic won't work against that thing.
[15:30] ---
    Orter is after the caster right now,
    but I'm sure they're deftly hiding.
[15:37] ---
    We can't do anything at present,
    so I'm going to join the investigation.
[15:41] ---
    M-Me too!
[15:44] ---
    Hey, don't push! Help!
[15:46] ---
    A monster that magic
    doesn't work against? It's all over!
[15:49] ---
    No good. There's a barrier
    over here too, so we can't escape!
[15:50] ---
    You're not gonna run?
[15:52] ---
    Who are you saying that to?
[15:55] ---
    No matter what comes, I'll stop it.
[15:59] ---
    It looks like I'll be able
    to perform a wonderful melody.
[16:06] ---
    Damn it, a caster who put up the barrier?
[16:09] ---
    And that monster's almost on us.
[16:13] ---
    We're gonna be doomed at this rate.
[16:15] ---
    - Save us!
    - I don't wanna die yet!
[16:26] ---
    Done for... We're all done for.
[16:28] ---
    Help! Someone, help us!
[16:31] ---
    Why did things end up this way?
[16:33] ---
    And I haven't gone
    on my honeymoon yet!
[16:37] ---
    Lord Abel.
[16:41] ---
    - This time, we're done for!
    - It's all over for Easton!
[16:45] ---
    What? Crap!
[16:47] ---
    We won't make it in time.
[17:03] ---
    How...
[17:07] ---
    Why...
[17:20] ---
    It's being dragged back.
[17:22] ---
    Is that magic?
[17:24] ---
    No, the barrier nullifies all magic.
[17:28] ---
    Which means, that's likely...
[17:32] ---
    It's him!
[17:33] ---
    Impossible.
[17:41] ---
    Huh? No way.
[17:51] ---
    Ever since I met you...
[17:53] ---
    I've always, always felt this way.
[17:57] ---
    But this is simply
    way too ridiculous, Mash.
[18:09] ---
    Hey, that...
[18:10] ---
    Isn't that Mash Burnedead?
[18:12] ---
    Y-You're kidding me.
[18:14] ---
    He's playing...
[18:16] ---
    ...tug-of-war with it!
[18:20] ---
    But is it all right?
[18:21] ---
    He can't use magic, right?
[18:24] ---
    Can someone like that
    be at the top of this school?
[18:27] ---
    We can't allow that.
[18:29] ---
    There's no room for someone
    who can't use magic in this world.
[18:33] ---
    Yeah. I mean, how'd he even...
[18:44] ---
    Does it really matter, though?
[18:49] ---
    Whether or not you can use magic...
[18:53] ---
    Right now, he's fighting
    for us and the school.
[18:59] ---
    He's giving everything he's got
    to fight for us!
[19:05] ---
    You can do it.
[19:07] ---
    You can do it.
[19:10] ---
    - You can do it.
    - You can do it.
[19:16] ---
    You can do it, Mash.
[19:18] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[19:20] ---
    You can do it, Mash!
[19:25] ---
    Mash!
[19:27] ---
    I would never have imagined this.
[19:30] ---
    Mash, who was always scolded at school.
[19:35] ---
    Mash, who was about to be expelled.
[19:39] ---
    Mash, who can't use magic.
[19:44] ---
    He's overriding every rule in this world
    where magic is everything.
[20:13] ---
    You can do it.
[20:16] ---
    You can do it, Mash!!
[20:56] ---
    Mash!
[21:00] ---
    I'm glad you were all right.
[21:02] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
[21:04] ---
    Mash, you were so amazing!
    That was so awesome!
[21:07] ---
    I'm so proud of my husband!
[21:10] ---
    Take me...
[21:12] ---
    - and eat up.
    - Eat up.
[21:14] ---
    Yeah.
[21:20] ---
    Tasty, so tasty.
[21:23] ---
    What? A cream puff!? Why!?
[21:32] ---
    I see, I get it.
    Thank you for the report.
[21:36] ---
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[21:39] ---
    Ryoh.
[21:41] ---
    Mr. Wahlberg.
[21:44] ---
    It seems like he did it.
[21:46] ---
    That Mushroom Head.
[21:50] ---
    I see.
[21:52] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
[21:55] ---
    In this Magic Realm, the one who embodies
    that concept the most is you.
[22:01] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND HIS GOOD FRIENDS

Season 2

E24 - Mash Burnedead and His Good Friends

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[00:07] ---
    Well done. Now leave the rest to...
[00:13] ---
    H-Help...
[00:18] ---
    Orter...
[00:20] ---
    Kaldo, I hear you have sided
    with Mash Burnedead.
[00:25] ---
    To be swayed simply
    from a small show of brawn...
[00:29] ---
    How you have fallen.
[00:32] ---
    I will not accept him.
[00:37] ---
    It's not like I fully accept him, either.
[00:43] ---
    But his strength is legitimate,
    if nothing else.
[00:47] ---
    There may come a time
    when you'll have to accept that.
[02:22] ---
    Several days later,
[02:24] ---
    news of Innocent Zero's assault on Easton
    Magic Academy had spread across the world.
[02:31] ---
    To stem the chaos, the official story was that
    the Divine Visionaries drove him off.
[02:37] ---
    However, many had their doubts about that.
[02:42] ---
    Following this incident,
[02:44] ---
    the Bureau of Magic responded by fortifying
    security and regulating information.
[02:50] ---
    Mash, the center of this incident and
    the only one who knew the truth,
[02:55] ---
    was burdened by this grave knowledge...
[03:00] ---
    and went to the beach.
[03:04] ---
    Why?
[03:05] ---
    Hittin' the beach in the summer is a must!
[03:07] ---
    I've never seen a beach before.
[03:09] ---
    I've never been to the beach
    with friends before.
[03:12] ---
    Me neither.
[03:13] ---
    Me neither.
[03:14] ---
    Me neither.
[03:16] ---
    Let's all have fun.
[03:17] ---
    - Yup.
    - Yeah!
[03:18] ---
    Whee! Whee!
[03:20] ---
    Well, they're all
    on the quirky side, so...
[03:23] ---
    But should we be here,
    given everything that's happened?
[03:26] ---
    Dummy! This is exactly the time
    to play watermelon smash!
[03:30] ---
    'Tis the season.
[03:32] ---
    Okay, here's a slaughtermelon.
SIGN    WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
[03:34] ---
    What's that!?
[03:36] ---
    I see. So I have to smash it ope...
SIGN    SHLOOP
[03:40] ---
    Show an opening and it'll suck your blood.
    Worst case scenario, you die.
[03:43] ---
    Freaky, creepy, scary!
    Why did you bring such a thing!?
[03:47] ---
    Whatcha talkin' about?
[03:48] ---
    Life is a constant struggle.
    You kill or be killed.
[03:51] ---
    What's this all of a sudden?
    Your eyes are glazed over!
[03:59] ---
    Okay, I smashed it. Let's eat.
[04:01] ---
    Thank... you... Thank... y...ou...
[04:06] ---
    So hard to eat!
[04:09] ---
    But I can't believe Mash
    was Innocent Zero's child.
[04:14] ---
    Considering Mash's circumstances,
[04:17] ---
    they're going to make him
    take the fall somehow.
[04:21] ---
    He hasn't done anything wrong, though.
[04:26] ---
    Things are going the opposite way
    of the peace Mash is hoping for.
[04:31] ---
    For Mash, the greatest trial yet
    is about to happen.
[04:36] ---
    Headmaster!
[04:37] ---
    What are you doing here?
[04:39] ---
    It's summertime.
[04:41] ---
    But your injuries...
[04:42] ---
    There's nothing to worry ab...
[04:44] ---
    You really are badly injured!
[04:47] ---
    Why did you make an effort to come here?
[04:49] ---
    Summer only comes once a year.
[04:52] ---
    No, but still...
[04:53] ---
    As you all know,
[04:55] ---
    Mash Burnedead will never know peace
    unless we defeat Innocent Zero.
[05:02] ---
    On top of his time magic,
    the most powerful of personal magics,
[05:06] ---
    he has my spatial magic.
[05:09] ---
    And he's amplified its effectiveness
    with forbidden magic.
[05:16] ---
    You can say that Innocent Zero is the greatest
    magic user in Magic Realm history.
[05:23] ---
    That's not all.
[05:25] ---
    The five brothers who flank him
    are all top-tier magic users in this world.
[05:32] ---
    They match my powers, if not more.
[05:36] ---
    To think five people who are that powerful
    are on the enemy side...
[05:40] ---
    At this rate, the world
    will surely come to an end.
[05:45] ---
    I didn't expect Innocent Zero
    to amass this much power.
[05:51] ---
    As we stand now,
    our chance of victory is nearly zero.
[05:57] ---
    However, I believe the uncertainty
    that can overcome that is Mash Burnedead.
[06:07] ---
    Through physical training, he gained
    instantaneous power, toughness, mental fortitude,
[06:14] ---
    and absurd strength.
[06:17] ---
    This absurd strength surely will be the key
    to break through the strongest of magics.
[06:23] ---
    But, for all Mash is, he can't just go up against
    the strongest magic user in the world.
[06:28] ---
    Lemon, it will be all right.
[06:31] ---
    Either I'll win, or I'll lose.
    That's one in two. A 50% chance.
[06:38] ---
    And muscles never lose.
SIGN    HONK
[06:44] ---
    So the chances of winning are 100%.
[06:50] ---
    What an unintelligent line of reasoning.
[06:53] ---
    That's what I love about him.
[06:56] ---
    And most off all, there's his spirit.
[07:00] ---
    Always optimistic, never abandoning the weak.
    Such a heart is where true strength dwells.
[07:07] ---
    Please make into reality
    the world that I could not create.
[07:12] ---
    I'm counting on you, Mash Burnedead.
[07:17] ---
    Leave it to me.
[07:19] ---
    I'll beat up all the enemies,
[07:22] ---
    and then, I will definitely graduate
    from this school with everyone.
[07:28] ---
    Mash.
[07:35] ---
    But the end-of-semester exams
    are coming up.
[07:38] ---
    Are you really okay?
[07:41] ---
    One failed exam
    and you're immediately expelled.
[07:51] ---
    By the way, old man...
[07:53] ---
    There are end-of-semester exams
    before the Divine Visionary Elect Final Exam.
[07:57] ---
    Is Mushroom Head gonna be okay?
[07:59] ---
    Mash is a kind soul,
    so he will be all right.
[08:03] ---
    What does kindness
    have to do with exams?
[08:08] ---
    We gave Mash a mock exam
    to see where he stands now.
[08:13] ---
    Magical Linguistics, 30 points.
[08:15] ---
    Magic History, 10 points.
[08:17] ---
    Potions, 3 points.
[08:19] ---
    Magical Mathematics, 10 points.
SIGN    SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK
[08:23] ---
    He scraped by through the hands-on exams,
    so his written exams are abysmal.
[08:28] ---
    He's deranged.
    He really hates studying, doesn't he?
[08:33] ---
    I wanna go home.
[08:34] ---
    Well, don't worry.
[08:36] ---
    All of us will support ya.
[08:38] ---
    Huh? Dot, you do well academically?
[08:42] ---
    I sure do.
[08:45] ---
    Studying is the most visible form
    of effort made to achieve a goal.
[08:50] ---
    So I study a little bit every day,
    thinking it's practice for putting in effort.
[08:54] ---
    And you lose nothing from having
    an academic background.
[08:56] ---
    I don't want to have any regrets
    once I grow up.
SIGN    SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK
[09:02] ---
    I'm somehow hurt by this.
[09:04] ---
    Don't you worry.
    I'll teach you what you need.
[09:09] ---
    Teach me pleash...
SIGN    GNASH
SIGN    GRIN
[09:15] ---
    All right, let's get to it.
[09:17] ---
    'Kay.
[09:18] ---
    We'll start with the basics
    for Magical Mathematics.
[09:21] ---
    We'll ignore the practical applications
    and go straight for test points.
[09:25] ---
    'Kay.
[09:25] ---
    What's important is to memorize
    the formulas, and how you adapt them.
[09:32] ---
    We'll do Magic History next.
[09:34] ---
    First, we can learn the terminology,
    then connect them together into a line.
[09:38] ---
    Once you're able to do that...
[09:39] ---
    Magical Linguistics is a piece of cake
    if you learn techniques to be clever!
[09:43] ---
    The ones you really need to get down
    is this formula and...
[09:46] ---
    For Magical Studies,
[09:48] ---
    it's important to learn
    the system of magics first,
[09:50] ---
    then break it down
    into smaller subdivisions.
[09:53] ---
    For instance, this...
[09:55] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:56] ---
    I heard an explosion!
[09:57] ---
    Mash!
[10:01] ---
    I can't...
[10:02] ---
    I can't bring myself
    to think I can do this at all. Ever.
[10:06] ---
    It's not a matter of can or can't!
[10:08] ---
    If you can't, you'll be expelled.
[10:10] ---
    Evil... So brutal...
[10:23] ---
    Glance.
[10:34] ---
    Mash!?
[10:35] ---
    Mash?
[10:38] ---
    He made a run for it!
[10:39] ---
    Mash!
[10:41] ---
    - We have to hurry after him!
    - Stop. Don't chase him.
[10:44] ---
    Lance?
[10:45] ---
    Consequences aside,
[10:46] ---
    if he runs from difficult situations,
    then that's just the kind of person he is.
[10:51] ---
    But...
[10:51] ---
    I'm not bored enough to teach someone
    who isn't willing to learn.
[10:57] ---
    But...
[10:58] ---
    I'm still gonna go look for him.
[11:00] ---
    Finn!
[11:19] ---
    Where did Mash go?
[11:24] ---
    He's buried? Into the ground?
[11:28] ---
    I want to return to the earth like this.
[11:30] ---
    Mash.
[11:33] ---
    I'm sorry, Finn.
    Studying is the one thing I can't...
[11:37] ---
    That's not like you, Mash.
[11:42] ---
    The Mash I know
[11:44] ---
    doesn't think twice when taking on
    even the most impossible opponents.
[11:48] ---
    I want to graduate together with you.
[11:52] ---
    Together with you, Mash!
[11:56] ---
    Let's give it some effort, okay?
[12:00] ---
    Thank you, Finn.
[12:04] ---
    It really is like what you just said.
[12:06] ---
    I showed you a pathetic side of myself.
[12:14] ---
    I'll try my best.
[12:17] ---
    What's with all the moles attached to you?
[12:23] ---
    I'm sorry for running away.
[12:25] ---
    Please teach me one more time.
[12:28] ---
    Oh man, what should I do?
    I'm not motivated—
[12:31] ---
    Let's try our best, Mash!
[12:32] ---
    Huh?
[12:33] ---
    Sorry, I'm kidding.
    I jest. Did I look petty?
[12:36] ---
    Maybe I looked like a really petty guy?
[12:38] ---
    To your seat.
[12:40] ---
    'Kay.
[12:41] ---
    Please don't ignore me.
    I'm seriously sorry.
[12:45] ---
    And thus, Mash confronted studying,
    which he was not so good at.
[13:01] ---
    And on exam day...
[13:04] ---
    Now, begin!
[13:21] ---
    - This is it.
    - Egalt Vansom.
[13:23] ---
    You'll be okay, Mash!
[13:25] ---
    Graduate with everyone...
    Graduate with everyone...
[13:28] ---
    Next. Mash Burnedead.
[13:30] ---
    Oh, here.
[13:38] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[13:40] ---
    You have always had a rebellious attitude
    towards classes at this academy.
SIGN    SLUMP
[13:47] ---
    I didn't mean to be...
[13:48] ---
    On top of that,
    your grades are usually atrocious.
[13:52] ---
    I'd like to say it's only a matter of time
    before you are expelled.
[13:58] ---
    But it seems you can
    put in the effort on occasion.
[14:02] ---
    These are...
[14:04] ---
    Your marks are not what I'd call
    praiseworthy, however.
[14:07] ---
    You scraped by!
[14:08] ---
    Just barely.
SIGN    BAM
[14:11] ---
    Welp, easy peasy.
[14:13] ---
    Don't get cocky.
[14:15] ---
    Don't get cocky.
[14:17] ---
    Bamboo it!
[14:18] ---
    What?
[14:19] ---
    That's a huge problem!
[14:20] ---
    They understand what he's saying?
[14:22] ---
    Bamboo it!
[14:24] ---
    It's in the newspaper that
[14:26] ---
    the prestigious Easton Academy has
    a Lackmagic as Divine Visionary candidate.
[14:29] ---
    Even Lance can understand.
[14:31] ---
    Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo-bamboo it!
[14:34] ---
    What the!?
[14:35] ---
    All the civilians who read the newspaper
    are rushing onto campus!?
[14:40] ---
    Hand over Mash Burnedead!
[14:42] ---
    What do you mean,
    there's a Lackmagic here!?
[14:45] ---
    Banish him from the magic school at once!
[14:47] ---
    Quit hiding and show yourself!
[14:49] ---
    It's unheard of that a Lackmagic attends
    the top academy of the Magic Realm!
[14:54] ---
    You're letting a blight-blood
    on the platform of God's holy festival?
[14:57] ---
    That's an act of blasphemy against God!
[14:59] ---
    Not good. They're too worked up
    and can't calm down.
[15:05] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[15:06] ---
    Unrelated guys stay the hell out!
[15:09] ---
    Hold on just a second!
[15:13] ---
    Lemon.
[15:15] ---
    Just because he can't use magic,
    how does that effect all of you?
[15:20] ---
    Does a person's worth
    depend on their magic skills?
[15:27] ---
    I disagree.
[15:29] ---
    At the point he can't use magic,
    he's been forsaken by God!
[15:32] ---
    He's not like us!
[15:34] ---
    What do you have to do with him?
[15:36] ---
    Outsiders should stay out!
[15:37] ---
    I'm not an outsider!
[15:43] ---
    I am...
[15:44] ---
    Mash Burnedead's...
[15:47] ---
    wife.
[15:49] ---
    He was already married?
[15:51] ---
    At that young an age?
SIGN    HONK
[15:53] ---
    Oh, brother.
[15:55] ---
    Maybe not a wife but more like a soulmate!
[15:57] ---
    The red string of fate
    tightly binds us together!
[16:00] ---
    Gimme a break!
[16:00] ---
    Be a bit serious, will ya?
[16:02] ---
    Huh? Got a problem with that, punks!?
[16:04] ---
    You wanna bring it on?
[16:05] ---
    What's with this girl?
[16:06] ---
    They're being awfully noisy
    for nameless characters.
[16:09] ---
    Wait!
[16:11] ---
    You are...
[16:12] ---
    I am Mash Burnedead's...
[16:17] ---
    agent.
[16:20] ---
    Agent?
[16:21] ---
    What's that?
[16:24] ---
    I will now read a prepared statement
    from Mr. Burnedead.
[16:29] ---
    To all of you who can use magic.
[16:31] ---
    It is such an honor for someone inexperienced
    like myself to be chosen as a candidate.
[16:36] ---
    I may come across as audacious,
    but please let me say one thing.
[16:42] ---
    I'll kill you.
    That is all.
[16:44] ---
    Enough of the jokes!
[16:45] ---
    Are you picking a fight with us!?
SIGN    HONK
[16:48] ---
    Why is he making things
    even more complicated?
[16:52] ---
    I am going to defend him!
[16:54] ---
    He did no wrong!
[16:59] ---
    Defending someone with no magic
    makes you full-fledged criminals, too!
[17:04] ---
    Sinners! Accept your judgement!
[17:09] ---
    Lemon!
[17:12] ---
    Hold it. It'll get more convoluted if you go.
[17:17] ---
    You need to endure for now.
[17:18] ---
    You chickening out?
[17:19] ---
    Is that it?
[17:21] ---
    It's fine.
[17:22] ---
    Mash not being able to use magic...
[17:26] ---
    If Mash is going to be judged
    for such a ridiculous reason,
[17:31] ---
    I will take the punishment with him!
[17:35] ---
    No matter how many stones
    or insults you throw...
[17:40] ---
    Such a... Such a...
[17:43] ---
    Wh-Why did you bother
    to come back and save me?
[17:49] ---
    Well...
[17:50] ---
    If your reason was similar to mine,
    I'd kinda feel sorry for you.
[17:56] ---
    Such a kind person...
[17:59] ---
    cannot be evil! I believe in him!
[18:06] ---
    You're being emotional.
    That shows what a kid you are.
[18:11] ---
    If I capture the Lackmagic Divine Visionary
    candidate, I will instantly be famous.
[18:18] ---
    What a shame.
[18:19] ---
    Lackmagics have no human rights!
SIGN    DOOM
[18:24] ---
    That girl is also a sinner,
    corrupting our world's order!
[18:27] ---
    Show no mercy!
[18:29] ---
    Damn sinners!!
[18:31] ---
    Lemon!
[18:45] ---
    Mash.
[18:46] ---
    It's Mash Burnedead!
    Don't let him get away!
[18:49] ---
    Catching someone
    who can't use magic is child's play.
[18:52] ---
    Mash! Hide yourself
    inside school campus for now!
[18:55] ---
    Prison Wall!
[19:00] ---
    Mash!
[19:03] ---
    I am the one who caught him!
[19:05] ---
    Those walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:07] ---
    Even giant monsters are ever so easily
    trapped in here!
[19:09] ---
    It's an amazing cage.
[19:15] ---
    No, that's not...
[19:16] ---
    The walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:18] ---
    Even giant monsters are ever so easily
    trapped in here.
[19:24] ---
    No, just no!
[19:24] ---
    The walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:26] ---
    Even giant monsters are ever so easily
    trapped in here.
[19:32] ---
    The walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:33] ---
    Even giant monsters are ever so easily
    trapped in here.
[19:38] ---
    Hey, Mash.
[19:54] ---
    Well, that's how it's been for a long time,
    and you might not be satisfied for now.
[20:00] ---
    But I will become the best in this
    Magic Realm and prove it to you...
[20:07] ---
    that it's okay even if you can't use magic.
[20:17] ---
    Apologies. My arbitrary decision
    has caused confusion within you all.
[20:23] ---
    Headmaster Wahlberg!
[20:24] ---
    However, his fate will be determined
[20:27] ---
    after the Divine Visionary
    Candidate Exam.
[20:29] ---
    It's been decided by the Bureau of Magic.
[20:34] ---
    In the meantime, we ask for your patience
    for just a little while longer.
[20:40] ---
    Mash Burnedead.
[20:43] ---
    In one's life, you may never come across
    even one person
[20:49] ---
    who will speak up on your behalf.
[20:57] ---
    You have excellent friends.
[21:00] ---
    I'm proud of you all.
[21:08] ---
    Since entering this school,
    I've received so many things that I hold dear.
[21:14] ---
    That's why...
[21:16] ---
    I will make sure to become
    a Divine Visionary.
[21:19] ---
    If you cannot become
    a Divine Visionary,
[21:21] ---
    the Magic Realm will criminalize
    even those who defended you.
[21:28] ---
    Passing the exam is the only path,
    Mash Burnedead.
[21:38] ---
    The Candidate Exam
    has come to its final stage.
[21:41] ---
    Mash, cheered on by marvelous friends
    he met at Easton Magic Academy...
[21:47] ---
    Receiving yells of support from kind upperclassmen
    who accepted his existence.
[21:53] ---
    With bonds strengthened through
    battles against rivals in his heart,
[21:57] ---
    he seeks to become the Divine Visionary!
[22:03] ---
    No matter what comes my way,
    I'll knock the stuffing out of them...
[22:07] ---
    with my fist!