# Season 2
# E13 - Mash Burnedead and the Divine Visionaries
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8J729/mash-burnedead-and-the-divine-visionaries)
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*Divine Visionaries.*
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*The foremost magic users in the world
and the force that keeps it running.*
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*New Divine Visionaries are offered
to join the Bureau of Magic,*
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*the supreme legal institution in this world.*
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*They handle the majority of tasks
involving magic.*
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*They also serve another role as state-sanctioned
forces protecting the society*
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*from those that would harm it.*
***SIGN*** RAYNE AMES
MAGICAL TOOL ADMINISTRATION
THE SWORD CANE
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*Previously...*
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Hip, hip, hooray!
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*Victorious in the battle
against the Magia Lupus,*
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*all of Lang's coins went to Adler.*
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*This definitely brought Mash and friends
closer to becoming Divine Visionaries.*
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*However...*
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*As a result of the battle against Cell War,*
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*rumors of Mash's inability to use magic
was spreading throughout the academy.*
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Man, we somehow pulled that off
the other day.
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Time for our victory celebration after school.
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We pulled it off?
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*I saw everything!
I'm telling the teachers!*
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*You can't use magic!*
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*- He can! Can too!
- But just now...*
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*He can! Can too!*
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*- He can! Can too!
- S-Sure.*
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We just shouted him into submission.
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We have to do something before it—
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Hey, Mash Burnedead!
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Is it true that you can't use magic?
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*We're ruined already!*
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What about it, huh, Mash?
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I can too.
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I can. Use magic.
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I can... use magic...
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- I can... use magic...
- What is he? A broken record?
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M-Magic...
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*The practice we had
afterwards is paying off. Yes!*
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Don't lie, man. The rumors
are going around. It's a huge deal!
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Let's go, Mash.
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Blub blub blub blub...
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Hey, Finn. Protecting a non-magic user
will make you a criminal as well.
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If you make a fake report,
you might get expelled at the worst.
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So, Finn...
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Fess up. Mash can't use magic, right?
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Are you gonna lie, Finn?
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What's the point protecting
that magicless blight-blood, Finn?
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Shut up!
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Who I hang out with
is none of your business!
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*I totally mustered some courage.*
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*But he's really crammed in there.*
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It's...
***SIGN*** LANCE
***SIGN*** SISTER COMPLEX
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- Lance!
- Sister Complex!
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What was that for!?
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You simply offended me. That's all.
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- Hurray, Sister Complex, hurray!
- Lance.
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You say you were offended?
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It's...
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Lemon and D-Dot?
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It seems Dot's injuries were
more severe than we thought.
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Six broken ribs, depressed skull,
compound fractures in all four limbs,
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blood blisters, burns,
damage to multiple internal organs....
***SIGN*** PTOO PTOO
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*And after school, in Adler dorm room 302,*
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*a celebration was being held
for their victory against Lang.*
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Now that we have Lang's coins,
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we just have to wait
for the Divine Visionary selection.
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*So sudden?*
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We're almost there, though we have
a mountain of problems!
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*I feel like we're sweeping aside
a huge problem.*
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*More like...*
***SIGN*** DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
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*They're like... here!*
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*Why is he holding a doll!?
Definitely not a party atmosphere!*
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*Wait, is he gonna start a...*
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I brought a deck of cards,
just in case.
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*He's totally ready to party!*
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I don't intend to make friends with you lot,
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but I'll take a hint as I should also celebrate
Abyss getting better. That's what betters do.
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*I kinda hate how he said that.*
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By the way, whoever dares
beat Lord Abel in a game...
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will die by my hand.
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*That's not fun at all!*
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Don't say scary things like that.
How about some tea?
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Huh? Oh.
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Th-Than-Than-Thank you... very much.
***SIGN*** WBL WBL WBL WBL
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Forgive him. Abyss calls girls "females."
That's how little experience he has with them.
***SIGN*** NOM NOM NOM
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*Why is she here!?*
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Say aah!
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Mash, to show appreciation for
all you've done, let me serve you!
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Oh, no, that's fine.
I can eat on my own.
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Oh, you're such a meanie!
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Tasty, tasty.
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That's incredible, Mash!
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*That has to be the wrong way to feed him!*
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This kind of feels like we're newlyweds!
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L-Lance?
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By the way,
you got separated from us midway.
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What were you doing in the basement?
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Yeah.
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After I fought the guy from Lang dorm,
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I got caught up with some guys
claiming to be death row inmates.
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I was fighting one of them,
but he retreated midway for some reason.
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*That basement has death row inmates?*
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*So scary!*
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Jack.
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BS.
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Truly brilliant, Lord Abel.
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*They're playing BS by themselves!*
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*This is too chaotic.*
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Mash.
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As thanks for the today's invite,
I will give you a warning.
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You have been targeted...
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by Innocent Zero.
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The worst crime syndicate
in the Magic Realm...
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They were looking for people
with high magical power in this academy.
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In return for helping them out,
Lord Abel gained his power.
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Sorry to make you help out.
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N-No problem.
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*Why do I have to tag along just to retrieve
a board game he forgot in his room!?*
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Lord Abel gained his third line
by artificial means
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thanks to Innocent Zero's power.
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Genuine triple-liners
are even more fearsome.
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Lord Abel borrowed their power
only to gain more coins.
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A small sacrifice for the greater good.
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But their response...
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It seems whoever Innocent Zero is seeking
has some kind of connection with you.
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Be on guard. They are sure to return.
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We surely will receive
some form of punishment.
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We deserve it for losing sight
of our surroundings.
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But Lord Abel just wanted
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to create a world where kind people
like his mother could live in peace.
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I knew that, yet I...
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Thank you for stopping Lord Abel.
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You really might be able to make it a reality.
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A world where everyone can live in peace.
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I'm counting on you, Mash.
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'Kay.
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Sneak sneak.
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Sneak sneak.
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Sneak.
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*I chickened out earlier, but this time
I'm gonna find proof that he can't use magic.*
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*Let's see now.*
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*That's Abyss, Lang's second best?*
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*Why are they chatting like they're buddies?*
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*A loser like him...
What in the world is going on?*
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What business do you have
with this room?
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*L-Lang's top dog, Abel.*
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*What is he doing here?*
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I said, what do you want?
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Wh-What's going on!?
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What were you two talking about earlier?
***SIGN*** WBL WBL WBL WBL
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*And the next day, at the Bureau of Magic...*
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Henceforth, we will now hold
an emergency inquiry concerning
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Mash Burnedead's
concealment of Lackmagic.
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Mash Burnedead.
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Concealing your lack of magic
is a serious crime.
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Young lad.
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Who created this world?
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Some big shot?
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It was God who created this world for us.
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God created this world to be
more beautiful than anything else.
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As is magic.
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It is a miracle God bestowed
upon humans alone.
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And what threatens this beautiful,
harmonious miracle is your existence.
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Do you understand?
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You are basically a bug.
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Bugs must be dealt with quickly.
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Okay, but what if things
didn't have to be perfect all the time?
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What!?
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That is not for you to deci—
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There is no such thing
as validated confidence in this world.
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You are...
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In the end, all that matters is success.
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To do that,
you first need to believe in yourself.
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You've got the potential
to become a real man.
***SIGN*** RYOH GRANTZ
MAGIC SECURITY FORCES CAPTAIN
THE LIGHT CANE
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A Divine Visionary.
What are you doing here?
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Details like that don't matter!
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Right, Mushroom?
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Oh? Yes.
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But you see, Mushroom...
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We live within the rules.
The rules exist for the majority.
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If we accommodated for everyone,
order would never be upheld.
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Then, what should we do? It's simple.
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You sway the majority to your side.
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By the way, the legitimacy of the opinion
is not all that important.
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All that matters is who's talking.
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A candle?
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Light it. Without touching it, of course.
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Without touching it?
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That's right.
Magic is everything in this world.
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So you need to show us
a miracle stronger than magic.
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Are you truly manly?
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Then prove it.
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*This is absurd.*
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*Asking someone with no magic
to light that without touching it?*
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*His wand?*
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*What is someone who can't use magic
going to do with a wand?*
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*He can't possibly do anything.*
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*Really, Sir Ryoh is quite cruel.*
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*Asking for the impossible
so he will give up.*
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*He's rubbing the wand at tremendous speed
against the ground,*
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*and is creating fire with friction!*
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*But the ground is totally made of stone.*
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I get it.
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I'll sway the majority...
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with my fist.
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You're hot stuff!
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Oh! Divine Visionaries!
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Punishment for a magicless student?
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What kind of foolishness...
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Man, I hate stuff like this!
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Stop whining.
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What exactly is Mr. Wahlberg thinking?
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Brr. Cold.
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Regulations exist to maintain order.
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There are no exceptions.
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So I guess we're adjourning for now.
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What selfish nonsense
are you talking about!?
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Such a thing would never be allowed!
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Huh? What is this?
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Hey, what the heck?
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Why do you act
like things have been resolved?
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What? All of you are...
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Divine Visionaries!
What in the world brings you here?
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It's such a drag, but Mr. Wahlberg
asked us to be here.
***SIGN*** RENATUS REVOL
MAGICAL CEMETERY ADMINISTRATION
THE IMMORTAL CANE
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C-Cold.
***SIGN*** TSURARA HALESTONE
MAGIC RESEARCH ADMINISTRATION
THE ICE CANE
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What a drag. Let's go home.
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Someone's being noisy.
***SIGN*** KALDO GEHENNA
MAGIC TALENT ADMINISTRATION
THE FLAME CANE
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Who are you talking to
with that attitude?
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There's nobody other than you,
no matter how you think about it.
***SIGN*** AGITO TYRONE
MAGICAL CREATURES ADMINISTRATION
THE DRAGON CANE
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While in accordance with the regulations,
I believe flexibility is the wisest course.
***SIGN*** SOPHINA BRIVIA
FORBIDDEN MAGICAL TEXTS ADMINISTRATION
THE KNOWLEDGE CANE
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Regulations exist to rein in
individuals with differing ideas.
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If we allow exceptions, the system fails.
***SIGN*** ORTER MADL
MAGICAL POWER ADMINISTRATION
THE DESERT CANE
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Especially for us,
those who stand above others.
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It is outrageous for us to accept
exceptions due to fleeting emotions.
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On top of that, he hid that he was
a Lackmagic and attended Easton Academy.
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He must atone for it all with death.
***SIGN*** SHOCK...
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Shock...
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You may assume that this
is the consensus from all Divine Visionaries.
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That opinion is unacceptable.
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W-We are...
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Innocent Zero.
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That boy...
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belongs to us.
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Hands off.
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Why is Innocent Zero...
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It seems that boy
has unusual origins after all.
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I am nobody's possession.
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You think anyone
cares about that right now?
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We are serious. As proof...
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We have embedded
a magiparasite inside this human.
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A magiparasite!?
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Um, who are you?
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*A magiparasite.*
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*A specific dangerous magical creature
that feeds off mana*
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*and uses humans
as a host for its larvae.*
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*It reacts to those who try to peel it off
from the host, using them as the next host.*
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Consider this our
statement of intent to you all.
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That this world belongs to us.
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In other words, a declaration of war
against the Bureau of Magic.
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Eager to end this long-standing
conflict of ours?
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Wonderful.
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I will remove the magiparasite.
**[18:41] ---**
That's reckless!
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A magiparasite is a nemesis especially
for powerful magic users.
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If it gets you,
it'll make you into its chrysalis!
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Then who are you saying will do it?
**[18:52] ---**
Now that this has happened, I, the strongest
and hottest guy in the Magic Realm, will...
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Huh?
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What are you doing!?
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Why would you do that?
**[19:04] ---**
Weren't you listening
to my narration earlier!?
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If you forcefully peel it off from the host,
you become the next host!
***SIGN*** BRR BRR
**[19:16] ---**
*The magiparasite is tied up
like a dog balloon animal!*
***SIGN*** RUSTLE RUSTLE
***SIGN*** BUREAU OF MAGIC STAFFER
NEREY SHAWN
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What just happened!?
**[19:22] ---**
It totally entered your mouth!
**[19:24] ---**
So you tied it up in your mouth?
Like a cherry stem!?
**[19:30] ---**
Yep. I tied it with my tongue.
**[19:32] ---**
That's ridiculous!
***SIGN*** HUFF HUFF
**[19:34] ---**
*He realized he couldn't kill it
in his mouth,*
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*so he tied it together
to immobilize it instead!?*
***SIGN*** BUREAU OF MAGIC STAFFER
NEREY SHAWN
**[19:40] ---**
*And what a gentle way to handle him!*
**[19:43] ---**
*It looks like he's ascended
to heaven already!*
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I defeated the enemy messenger,
and the old man has been spared.
**[19:52] ---**
Case closed.
**[19:54] ---**
Mr. Bless! I'm so glad. I was wondering
for a moment what would happen to you.
**[20:02] ---**
Such flawless actions.
**[20:04] ---**
You're a treasure.
**[20:07] ---**
Your issue has not been resolved yet.
**[20:12] ---**
Regulations are regulations.
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Your opinion should not be respected
as you cannot use magic.
**[20:19] ---**
That's the rule in this world.
**[20:22] ---**
Therefore, you will face
the death penalty as planned.
**[20:25] ---**
We'll be taking you—
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I won't go.
**[20:32] ---**
I won't go.
**[20:36] ---**
Now you can't take me, can you?
**[20:38] ---**
What are you, a child?
Throwing a tantrum won't save you.
**[20:44] ---**
I won't go.
**[21:06] ---**
Hold it!
**[21:09] ---**
You said your opinion
was the consensus of all of us.
**[21:13] ---**
But you haven't heard my take yet.
**[21:18] ---**
We don't need your opinion.
**[21:22] ---**
Strictly obey the regulations.
**[21:24] ---**
That is the rule of this world.
**[21:27] ---**
Therefore, I will execute it.
**[21:29] ---**
I'm telling you to listen!
**[21:35] ---**
Oh, this sword...
**[21:42] ---**
M-Mr. Wahlberg.
**[21:45] ---**
And Rayne!
**[21:47] ---**
*During the inquiry
about the concealment of Lackmagic,*
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*there was a sudden intrusion
by Divine Visionaries.*
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*On top of that, Wahlberg showed up.*
**[21:58] ---**
*What will happen to the future
of Mash Burnedead,*
**[22:02] ---**
*who cannot fathom the situation at all?*
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE HOME VISIT
# E14 - Mash Burnedead and the Home Visit
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2NXJD/mash-burnedead-and-the-home-visit)
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Mr. Wahlberg.
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Why did you call for all of us?
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Hiding the fact he's a Lackmagic and attending
Easton Academy is out of the question.
**[01:47] ---**
There's no need for an inquiry.
**[01:49] ---**
We need to abide by the rules
and give this boy the maximum penalty.
**[01:53] ---**
Divine Visionaries, might I ask you
to defer his sentencing?
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This is the first time
Innocent Zero sent a messenger.
**[02:05] ---**
There is a high chance this boy
will give us a lead on them.
**[02:12] ---**
We can't afford
to lose him at this juncture.
**[02:21] ---**
Huh? The headmaster
seems really important.
**[02:25] ---**
You know...
**[02:26] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg is a previous Divine Visionary.
**[02:30] ---**
He's a living legend, the only one to go
toe-to-toe against Innocent Zero in his youth.
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And the only one that I,
the next top dog of the world, respect.
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He's a man among magic users.
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Listen closely.
**[02:46] ---**
'Kay.
**[02:48] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg, I understand your position.
**[02:53] ---**
But I cannot accept it.
**[02:57] ---**
Regulations exist to maintain order.
**[03:00] ---**
Lackmagic should be purged.
**[03:03] ---**
That's just the way...
**[03:10] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg, please!
**[03:13] ---**
It's true. He cannot use magic.
**[03:16] ---**
He's a bit rough around the edges
and not too scholarly.
**[03:22] ---**
However, he has an unusual gift
to sway people's hearts.
**[03:29] ---**
I believe that people like him will change
how we perceive this world.
**[03:36] ---**
Of course, that is not all.
**[03:39] ---**
Until now, those without magic
have been treated as inferior.
**[03:45] ---**
But I take some issue
with that unjust treatment.
**[03:51] ---**
Our values change alongside history.
**[03:56] ---**
However, redefining our values
takes courage
**[04:01] ---**
as we must admit
our injustices thus far.
**[04:06] ---**
That said...
**[04:08] ---**
What is wrong is still wrong.
**[04:14] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg.
**[04:16] ---**
I respect your position, but ignoring rules
and forcing your opinion...
**[04:23] ---**
I ask of you as well.
**[04:25] ---**
Rayne, even you?
**[04:28] ---**
I do agree with the headmaster's opinion,
**[04:32] ---**
but Mash Burnedead has also
proven himself worthy of our trust.
**[04:37] ---**
Including my trust.
**[04:42] ---**
*So you like rabbits?*
**[04:45] ---**
*No, not that.*
**[04:48] ---**
Rayne, I know what you're getting at.
**[04:51] ---**
But sentimental opinions
shouldn't change regulations.
**[04:53] ---**
What a pain. Follow the book
and get this over with.
**[04:58] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg, you are quite right to say so.
**[05:01] ---**
But the public won't allow
such an exception.
**[05:05] ---**
There's nothing to reconsider.
Lackmagics need to be purged.
**[05:11] ---**
You're letting emotions
take priority over rational thought.
**[05:16] ---**
My thoughts align with yours.
**[05:21] ---**
Our magical power
is a special gift from God.
**[05:26] ---**
It's natural for those without it
to be excluded.
**[05:32] ---**
That's because they aren't the same as us.
**[05:36] ---**
However, one Lackmagic
just saved my life.
**[05:42] ---**
I know that
I should be following regulations.
**[05:46] ---**
If I am being remiss in my duties, so be it.
**[05:50] ---**
But this case was mine to process.
**[05:56] ---**
I would like you to defer
his sentencing if possible.
**[06:02] ---**
You may punish me as you see fit.
**[06:05] ---**
But I will not change my verdict.
**[06:17] ---**
Only under these conditions.
**[06:20] ---**
He will act only under our supervision
as a pawn against Innocent Zero.
**[06:27] ---**
And he must prove he's strong enough
to fight Innocent Zero.
**[06:33] ---**
That proof is to become this year's
Divine Visionary candidate.
**[06:40] ---**
Should you fail,
you will be purged immediately.
**[06:44] ---**
After all, it's only a deferment.
**[06:47] ---**
All right. Understood.
**[06:50] ---**
But to embody the headmaster's wishes
and for me to live in peace with everyone...
**[06:56] ---**
That alone won't be enough.
**[07:12] ---**
I will beat Innocent Gyro up.
**[07:16] ---**
With my fist.
**[07:30] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[07:33] ---**
Innocent Zero.
**[07:35] ---**
You have to go against
such a dangerous organization?
**[07:39] ---**
So you can't use magic?
**[07:41] ---**
Nope.
**[07:43] ---**
*Trying to win against me without magic?*
**[07:46] ---**
You really couldn't use magic.
**[07:48] ---**
Nope.
**[07:50] ---**
Gotcha. Then let's go out and have fun.
**[07:53] ---**
*Wait, what now?*
**[07:58] ---**
A sudden suggestion to go have fun.
**[08:00] ---**
Maybe Dot was worried about Mash.
**[08:04] ---**
They did defer the sentencing,
so this is probably better than sulking.
**[08:09] ---**
But I wonder what kind of street clothes
everyone will wear.
**[08:13] ---**
Here I am!
***SIGN*** KAKLANG
**[08:15] ---**
Full-plate armor!?
**[08:17] ---**
I mean, fun is basically a battle.
**[08:21] ---**
*What the heck does that mean?*
**[08:22] ---**
I'm here now.
**[08:24] ---**
That must be Mash.
***SIGN*** RLL RLL
**[08:26] ---**
He's in full workout mode!
**[08:29] ---**
I've never gone out with friends before,
so I wasn't sure what to wear.
**[08:33] ---**
But did you really need that ab wheel?
**[08:36] ---**
*My goodness.*
**[08:38] ---**
*I really don't want to be seen
with these two.*
**[08:41] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[08:46] ---**
*I'm glad Lance is in normal...*
***SIGN*** LITTLE SISTER LOVE
**[08:49] ---**
- Love.
- Cringe!
**[08:52] ---**
Did she just wink? And talk!?
**[08:54] ---**
Yeah, come at me from anywhere!
**[08:58] ---**
Dear sister, you're cute today, too.
**[09:02] ---**
*This group is just so detestable!*
**[09:08] ---**
There's a famous game you can play
only here in Marchétte Street.
**[09:13] ---**
See, over there.
***SIGN*** TICKLE TICKLE
**[09:23] ---**
A tickle koala's snot hardens, so we play darts
by tickling its nose and making it sneeze.
**[09:31] ---**
Oh! Sounds like fun.
**[09:33] ---**
I'll try it.
***SIGN*** TICKLE TICKLE
**[09:40] ---**
Well, it's hard for novices
to even hit the target.
***SIGN*** THUNK
**[09:46] ---**
Sorry, Dot.
**[09:48] ---**
Well, it's your first time.
**[09:52] ---**
I'll show you how it's done.
***SIGN*** TICKLE TICKLE
***SIGN*** THUNK
**[10:06] ---**
A flying arm bar?
**[10:07] ---**
- All right! Fight's on, damn it!
- Let's go.
**[10:12] ---**
- Let's go.
- Okay.
**[10:16] ---**
A new wand?
**[10:18] ---**
Yeah. I've been wanting
to try out a new wand.
**[10:22] ---**
And lately, there are rumors that
the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam is near.
**[10:30] ---**
Because of the Innocent Zero case,
the exam will be held earlier this year.
**[10:35] ---**
But that works in our favor.
**[10:39] ---**
Based on the coin count,
we're sure to be taking the selection exam.
**[10:44] ---**
If we can pass that, the only thing left
is the final screening.
**[10:49] ---**
Even though you can't use magic...
**[10:51] ---**
For my sister's sake,
I'm not going to go easy on you.
**[10:57] ---**
We're here.
**[10:59] ---**
This is the place.
**[11:19] ---**
Welcome.
**[11:21] ---**
Easton kids, are ye?
**[11:23] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[11:26] ---**
So many different kinds.
**[11:28] ---**
The wand shop is always nothing but hype!
**[11:31] ---**
Maybe I should replace my wand, too.
**[11:48] ---**
Wowee.
**[11:49] ---**
Your magical power
summons a fitting wand.
**[11:52] ---**
Wands are tools for releasing magical power.
**[11:56] ---**
Basically extensions
of the magic users' bodies.
**[12:00] ---**
A fitting wand can drastically improve
your magic too.
**[12:06] ---**
I think my magical power went up
because of my classes thanks to my wand.
**[12:09] ---**
That's why you need to periodically
gauge your magic and...
**[12:18] ---**
It's better to choose a wand
that fits your current self.
**[12:29] ---**
Impressive.
**[12:31] ---**
Even among wands for double-liners,
that one is quite the item.
**[12:37] ---**
Amazing.
**[12:38] ---**
I don't like it!
**[12:41] ---**
You're not gauging?
**[12:43] ---**
Huh?
**[12:44] ---**
*Oh, no! Mash lacks magical power,
so no wand would react to him.*
**[12:48] ---**
Then, I guess...
**[12:50] ---**
*You're doing it?*
**[13:03] ---**
What's that wand? The one on the floor.
***SIGN*** RTTL RTTL RTTL
**[13:09] ---**
Huh? Scary. What the...
**[13:11] ---**
Oh, that? We've had that wand here
in this shop for ages.
**[13:16] ---**
It's so heavy that nobody can ever lift it.
**[13:21] ---**
It's said that elf water
springs up from beneath it,
**[13:27] ---**
and magnificent wands
can be crafted using that water.
**[13:34] ---**
But it's no more than a legend.
**[13:38] ---**
No amount of muscle or magic has been able
to lift it for the past millennium.
**[13:46] ---**
That's bad, old man!
Saying that to him would...
**[13:48] ---**
You don't get it at all!
**[13:51] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:56] ---**
H-Hey, what are you...
**[14:04] ---**
Then, I'll take this one.
**[14:12] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[14:14] ---**
That wand is all yours.
**[14:16] ---**
Yay.
**[14:18] ---**
Freaky.
**[14:19] ---**
*In the end, Lance didn't buy a wand.*
**[14:23] ---**
I'm sorry, my chores
took longer than expected!
**[14:26] ---**
I had some bamboo-siness to do!
**[14:29] ---**
Lemon. Captain.
**[14:32] ---**
All right! We're gonna play!
**[14:50] ---**
We're living our best student lives!
**[14:55] ---**
That was fun.
**[14:57] ---**
I've never gone out with friends before.
**[15:02] ---**
Let's come back again sometime.
**[15:05] ---**
- Yup.
- Damn straight!
**[15:07] ---**
Let's come again!
**[15:08] ---**
Next time with my sister, too.
**[15:09] ---**
Buh-Buh-Bamboo!
**[15:15] ---**
*And several days passed.*
**[15:18] ---**
Gold coin count, one, two, three...
**[15:23] ---**
Seven.
**[15:25] ---**
Preparation for the selection exam
is as good as done.
**[15:30] ---**
It's finally time.
**[15:33] ---**
But first...
**[15:35] ---**
You're going to visit home?
**[15:38] ---**
Now? Right before the selection exam?
**[15:42] ---**
Are you serious?
**[15:44] ---**
I'm sorry. I-I-I will stay.
**[15:50] ---**
Well, I think I'll go back home.
**[15:53] ---**
*Wait, what was that flashback just now?*
**[15:58] ---**
Someone lacking magic
wants to be a Divine Visionary.
**[16:01] ---**
This is unprecedented.
**[16:03] ---**
Headmaster Wahlberg is getting on in years.
**[16:07] ---**
He can no longer make rational decisions.
**[16:10] ---**
Those in power have a responsibility
to stop disturbances before they arise.
**[16:17] ---**
So, I have to do something about this.
**[16:21] ---**
Let me be clear.
**[16:24] ---**
See that he cannot participate
in the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.
**[16:30] ---**
Orca dorm prefect, Margarette Macaron.
**[16:35] ---**
Ortie, it's unusual
that you'd ask me for a favor.
**[16:41] ---**
But you know I don't march
to the beat of just anyone's drum.
**[16:48] ---**
I only care about one thing.
**[16:54] ---**
Stimulation.
**[16:57] ---**
There should be no lack of that.
**[17:00] ---**
Mash Burnedead
bested Lang's prefect, Abel.
**[17:05] ---**
Abel the coin seeker, you say?
Hmph, that's not bad.
**[17:11] ---**
But simply hoarding coins
doesn't measure stren—
**[17:14] ---**
He did it without magic.
**[17:19] ---**
Leave the cleanup to me.
**[17:23] ---**
Go wild.
**[18:33] ---**
Spring has arrived.
**[18:36] ---**
*So creepy.*
**[18:39] ---**
Oh, Mash!
**[18:42] ---**
I'm glad you made it back here, Mash!
**[18:45] ---**
I'm somehow surviving.
**[18:48] ---**
You hanging in there?
**[18:50] ---**
Y-Yes. E-Easy peasy.
**[18:54] ---**
R-Really?
**[18:57] ---**
Excuse us!
**[18:59] ---**
Huh? No way.
**[19:01] ---**
You can't be...
**[19:03] ---**
What? Mash's friends?
**[19:08] ---**
I'm so touched.
To think Mash has made friends...
**[19:12] ---**
Because I wasn't able to expose him
to the outside world,
**[19:17] ---**
I didn't think this day would come.
**[19:19] ---**
We're not such superficial things like friends.
**[19:22] ---**
Huh?
**[19:24] ---**
You use the word "rival"
and read it as "buddy."
**[19:26] ---**
Though, I'm tougher than him.
**[19:28] ---**
*He's even got a rival.*
**[19:30] ---**
Father-in-law, it's nice to meet you.
**[19:32] ---**
I give my regards for the future.
I am Mash's future wife.
**[19:37] ---**
Even a fiancée!?
**[19:39] ---**
We haven't even held hands,
so rest assured.
**[19:44] ---**
Please be at ease.
Mash is doing well at school.
**[19:49] ---**
This isn't much,
but please have some herbal tea.
**[19:52] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[19:53] ---**
That's so not like you.
**[19:56] ---**
I have something for you, too.
**[19:59] ---**
- Please have some merch.
- Of who?
**[20:00] ---**
My little sister.
**[20:01] ---**
Why!?
**[20:03] ---**
He doesn't understand that everyone
has different priorities.
**[20:07] ---**
I-I see.
**[20:14] ---**
They're quite unique. All of them.
**[20:19] ---**
Yes, they are.
**[20:21] ---**
You must have a hard time.
**[20:23] ---**
Yes.
**[20:25] ---**
But...
**[20:28] ---**
I was never able to let Mash
go outside until now.
**[20:33] ---**
I never dreamed he'd be surrounded
by such wonderful friends.
**[20:40] ---**
I hope it lasts forever.
**[20:45] ---**
I'm sure...
**[20:47] ---**
I'm sure it will.
**[20:53] ---**
Hope they won't mind us barging in.
**[20:56] ---**
To defeat Abel
so soundly without magic.
**[20:59] ---**
You think I can let
someone like that slide?
**[21:02] ---**
Hey, what was that boy's name?
**[21:06] ---**
Mash.
**[21:07] ---**
It's Mash Burnedead.
**[21:09] ---**
Right, right. Mash Burnedea—
**[21:26] ---**
Dear me.
**[21:28] ---**
You're playing his bodyguard now?
**[21:31] ---**
I just happened to pass by.
**[21:34] ---**
I heard a nasty-sounding laughter over here.
**[21:39] ---**
Well, well. If it isn't the Sword Cane...
**[21:42] ---**
Divine Visionary, Rayne Ames.
**[21:47] ---**
*Orca prefect Margarette Macaron's evil hands
approach by Orter Madl's order.*
**[21:54] ---**
*But Mash is still oblivious of it.*
**[21:57] ---**
All right, let's play a board game!
**[21:59] ---**
Yeah!
**[22:01] ---**
*He really didn't know.*
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
RAYNE AMES AND GOD'S GIFT
# E15 - Rayne Ames and God’s Gift
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNKM20/rayne-ames-and-gods-gift)
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**[00:01] ---**
*At Easton Magic Academy,
each dorm is overseen by a prefect.*
**[00:08] ---**
*The three prefects boasts
some of the greatest talent in Easton.*
**[00:13] ---**
*All of them have the skills necessary
to become a Divine Visionary.*
**[01:54] ---**
*A few years ago, a tournament was held for
13-15 year olds in the middle school division.*
**[02:03] ---**
*One magic user singlehandedly
overpowered all the other competitors.*
**[02:08] ---**
*They had only been nine at the time.*
**[02:10] ---**
*Their name was Margarette Macaron.*
**[02:13] ---**
*The future prefect of Orca dorm.*
**[02:17] ---**
Well, well. If it isn't the Sword Cane...
**[02:20] ---**
Rayne Ames.
**[02:22] ---**
Of all people...
**[02:25] ---**
Not only will I face Mash Burnedead,
but a Divine Visionary
**[02:29] ---**
will also entertain me?
**[02:38] ---**
But you are...
**[03:48] ---**
The powerless... winter.
**[03:59] ---**
*What the hell is going on here?*
**[04:03] ---**
Not every powerful magic user
strives to be a Divine Visionary.
**[04:07] ---**
"Divine Visionary" is just a title, after all.
**[04:12] ---**
Compared to myself who genuinely
sought nothing but strength,
**[04:15] ---**
and you who sought a superficial position.
**[04:20] ---**
Which one of us is stronger?
**[04:31] ---**
Partisan.
**[04:33] ---**
Sounds.
**[04:40] ---**
Okay, I'll roll first.
**[04:44] ---**
A 67.
**[04:49] ---**
Let's see...
**[04:51] ---**
"Easily duped by a scheming beauty's
charm spell. Lose five million Lond."
**[04:58] ---**
What the hell!?
This board game's a piece of crap!
**[05:02] ---**
Oh, no!
**[05:04] ---**
I'm next.
**[05:08] ---**
A 25.
**[05:12] ---**
"Head to holding cell for restraining
a love interest like a stalker."
**[05:17] ---**
"Skip 320 turns."
**[05:21] ---**
This board game might be dangerous
as it may predict our futures.
**[05:27] ---**
"Your little sister suddenly brings home
a boyfriend. Return to start"!?
**[05:38] ---**
"Return a lost item to the police.
Earn 100 Lond."
**[05:42] ---**
I'm glad.
**[05:44] ---**
All right. Guess I'm next.
**[05:48] ---**
A 98.
**[05:52] ---**
Let's see...
**[05:54] ---**
"It's discovered you can't use magic,
and you are executed."
**[05:58] ---**
"Game over."
**[06:04] ---**
Game over!?
**[06:06] ---**
Gotta laugh. Just gotta laugh it off!
**[06:08] ---**
What's up with this board game!?
**[06:11] ---**
- Graviole. Graviole. Graviole.
- Just let 'em try!
**[06:13] ---**
- Graviole. Graviole. Graviole.
- Yeah, let 'em try!
**[06:16] ---**
- Graviole. Graviole. Graviole.
- Just let 'em try!
**[06:20] ---**
*I never dreamed he'd be surrounded
by such wonderful friends.*
**[06:24] ---**
*I hope it lasts forever.*
**[06:29] ---**
*I'm sure it will.*
**[06:33] ---**
- I'm the future wife, you hear?
- More like, what the hell is this thing!?
**[06:34] ---**
I have to keep it going.
**[06:37] ---**
Partisan!
**[06:40] ---**
Shiver Sounds!
**[06:46] ---**
Howling Sounds!
**[07:00] ---**
I wouldn't attack if I were you.
**[07:04] ---**
They'll explode in response
to your spellcasting.
**[07:09] ---**
Rayne Ames.
**[07:11] ---**
Do you know why we desire stimulation?
**[07:16] ---**
Art, love, sports, drinking,
drugs, gambling...
**[07:23] ---**
None of these things are necessary
to live a normal life.
**[07:28] ---**
So why seek them?
**[07:31] ---**
The answer is simple.
**[07:33] ---**
Because boredom is as good as death.
**[07:39] ---**
We live for those stimulations.
**[07:44] ---**
Yet, you...
**[07:46] ---**
You're awfully easygoing,
meddling in other's business.
**[07:52] ---**
How boring.
**[07:54] ---**
I can't imagine someone with values
like you could ever fulfill me.
**[08:00] ---**
Be a dear and step aside.
**[08:02] ---**
I've got to see Mash Burnedead.
**[08:06] ---**
He's a brazen kid.
**[08:09] ---**
Brazen enough to tell me...
**[08:12] ---**
that he will become a Divine Visionary
even without magic.
**[08:17] ---**
That he will change the perception
of this world.
**[08:23] ---**
*His mood shifted?*
**[08:27] ---**
If he went against Margarette, not even
Lord Rayne would walk away unscathed.
**[08:33] ---**
Rayne may act aloof,
but he always takes care of others.
**[08:38] ---**
By the way, Nerey...
**[08:40] ---**
What do you know about marks?
**[08:44] ---**
Well, the number of marks increases
in accordance with your absolute magic power?
**[08:50] ---**
Correct.
**[08:51] ---**
Easton Magic Academy has had
many double-liners cross our step, of course.
**[08:59] ---**
But there have only been an extremely
small number of triple-liners.
**[09:05] ---**
If two lines means magic itself
recognizes their talent,
**[09:09] ---**
then those with three lines
must be chosen by the gods.
**[09:13] ---**
The summer... of bliss.
**[09:17] ---**
And the youngest to ever
acquire three lines is...
**[09:23] ---**
the one named Rayne Ames.
**[09:27] ---**
Change the perception of this world...
**[09:29] ---**
I'll make sure that brazen kid
goes as far as he can go.
**[09:37] ---**
"It's discovered
you can't use magic. Executed."
**[09:44] ---**
I'm gonna get some fresh air.
**[09:47] ---**
He acts cool,
but it must be eating him up inside.
**[09:51] ---**
Of course it is.
He didn't do anything wrong.
**[09:55] ---**
If I were in his shoes,
I would keep blaming society.
**[10:11] ---**
No one will ever spot me out here.
**[10:14] ---**
I can't eat this specialty cream puff
in everyone's presence.
**[10:25] ---**
*A triple-liner. A talent gifted by the gods.*
**[10:29] ---**
*To find someone my age
who's achieved that level.*
**[10:34] ---**
*Just how blessed am I?*
**[10:38] ---**
*Howling Sounds will create a chain explosion
in reaction to chanting.*
**[10:43] ---**
*He may be a triple-liner,
but he has to chant to use magic.*
**[10:49] ---**
Orter Madl put you up to this, didn't he?
**[10:52] ---**
It's not like you to take an interest
in school affairs, but you're here.
**[10:56] ---**
This pretty much has to be
Orter Madl's doing.
**[10:59] ---**
Dear me. I have no idea
what you're talking about.
**[11:04] ---**
Your target Mash Burnedead
can't use magic.
**[11:10] ---**
In this world, lack of magic
is basically having no human rights.
**[11:15] ---**
An ordinary human
would feel despair, no doubt.
**[11:19] ---**
Jealous of those who can use magic,
regretting being ever born, hating society...
**[11:23] ---**
All of those would be reasonable reactions.
**[11:27] ---**
But Mash Burnedead is different.
**[11:32] ---**
He...
**[11:34] ---**
fights against his own destiny.
**[11:42] ---**
Not that an underhanded rat like you
would ever understand.
**[11:47] ---**
Oh my. What a darling little speech.
**[11:51] ---**
But...
**[11:53] ---**
I couldn't care less.
**[11:59] ---**
*They remain confident despite facing down
a triple-liner Divine Visionary.*
**[12:03] ---**
*They're not being cocky, though.*
**[12:06] ---**
*They distributed their coins to the dorm, saying
they weren't interested in Divine Visionaries.*
**[12:10] ---**
*But they took a total of ten gold coins
from upperclassmen, more than anyone last year.*
**[12:17] ---**
*Besides, Howling Sounds will end
the moment he chants a counterspell.*
**[12:22] ---**
*This shows Margarette Macaron's
overwhelming talent.*
**[12:37] ---**
I hear it... The unending applause...
**[12:47] ---**
Sounds Orchestra.
**[12:54] ---**
Now you're forced to cast a spell.
**[12:57] ---**
Checkmate.
**[12:59] ---**
Um... What exactly distinguishes
a triple-liner from a double-liner?
**[13:05] ---**
Three lines signify one chosen by the gods.
**[13:09] ---**
They can unleash more power
than a double-liner, of course.
**[13:15] ---**
But that is hardly all they can do.
**[13:18] ---**
They can awaken
a wand's dormant true form.
**[13:24] ---**
True form?
**[13:26] ---**
Yes, that's correct. The reason why
lies behind magic being a gift from the gods.
**[13:42] ---**
*Howling Sounds was drowned out
without being activated?*
**[13:45] ---**
Summon Ares.
**[13:47] ---**
In other words, their power calls upon
a god's strength from within a wand.
**[13:53] ---**
*His wand is changing form!?*
**[13:57] ---**
*So this is what was given to Divine Visionary
Rayne Ames, the title of a god's wand...*
**[14:03] ---**
"Sword Cane."
**[14:05] ---**
Checkmate.
**[14:06] ---**
Black Partisan.
**[14:13] ---**
Sounds Shield!
**[14:29] ---**
U-Um, I guess I should say thanks.
**[14:34] ---**
For what? I was just playing
with some rabbits in the forest.
**[14:40] ---**
So you are a fan of rabbits.
**[14:45] ---**
The selection exam is soon.
**[14:47] ---**
Yes.
**[14:48] ---**
I'm terrible at encouraging people.
**[14:51] ---**
But I'll say one thing.
**[14:55] ---**
You're embarking on a challenge the likes
of which this world has never seen.
**[15:00] ---**
Nothing good will ever come
from your failure.
**[15:05] ---**
So win.
**[15:06] ---**
And give your challenge meaning.
**[15:10] ---**
'Kay.
**[15:17] ---**
You kids are so sloppy.
**[15:21] ---**
*So that's a triple-liner.*
**[15:23] ---**
*The gigantic wand raises
the baseline magic power output.*
**[15:28] ---**
*Even entry-level spells have the effectiveness
of Secondth magic.*
**[15:34] ---**
*I could have tried my own Secondth spell,
but I put their safety as my priority.*
**[15:40] ---**
*Is this maternal instinct?*
**[15:45] ---**
Margarette, I'm sorry.
**[15:48] ---**
No worries.
**[15:52] ---**
As they all say,
you save the best for last.
**[16:01] ---**
*Afterwards...*
**[16:03] ---**
These are the coins we got from Lang.
**[16:06] ---**
Three per person sound good?
**[16:09] ---**
Let's do our best on the selection exam.
**[16:11] ---**
I can't!
**[16:14] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[16:26] ---**
It'll be soon. Wait for me, Anna.
***SIGN*** STARE
**[16:35] ---**
I'm too hyped to sleep!
**[16:37] ---**
Guess I'll check my luggage.
**[16:39] ---**
Water bottle, handkerchief,
bug repellant, tissue.
**[16:43] ---**
And then eye drops, antacid,
pain reliever, laxative.
**[16:48] ---**
Facial toner, antiperspirant,
breath freshener.
**[16:53] ---**
Mash, I heard from your friends.
**[16:56] ---**
Everyone has discovered
that you can't use magic?
**[17:02] ---**
And that you will be charged with this crime
if you don't meet their demands.
**[17:11] ---**
I'm sorry. This is my doing.
**[17:15] ---**
If only I could have given you a normal life.
**[17:21] ---**
If only I could have provided you
a life without inconveniences.
**[17:26] ---**
If I had done more to hide it all to the end.
**[17:29] ---**
But I'm happy.
**[17:32] ---**
I have you who always
looks out for me so much.
**[17:36] ---**
I was able to go to school even for
a little bit, and was blessed with friends.
**[17:42] ---**
I got to eat lots of cream puffs, too.
**[17:46] ---**
So I'm happy.
**[17:48] ---**
Thank you, Pops.
**[17:54] ---**
Good. Now come back safe and sound.
**[17:59] ---**
*The path to Divine Visionary
is broadly divided into three stages.*
**[18:05] ---**
*The first is coin acquisition.*
**[18:08] ---**
*The second is
the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.*
**[18:12] ---**
*The third is
the Divine Visionary Elect Final Exam.*
**[18:17] ---**
*One must acquire five or more gold coins
to advance to the second stage.*
***SIGN*** MOORE TOMATO
LANG DORM THIRD-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
**[18:24] ---**
*However, due to Innocent Zero's intervention,
the exam has been pushed forward.*
***SIGN*** DOLB MARX
LANG DORM THIRD-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
***SIGN*** PON TORUS
ORCA DORM SECOND-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
***SIGN*** LEBLANC RUSSELL
LANG DORM SECOND-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
**[18:28] ---**
*Only three gold coins are needed to qualify.*
***SIGN*** MAX LAND
ADLER DORM THIRD-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
***SIGN*** AORIO MORRIS
ADLER DORM THIRD-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
***SIGN*** DOT BARRETT
ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
***SIGN*** FINN AMES
ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
THREE GOLD COINS
***SIGN*** CARPACCIO LUO-YANG
ORCA DORM FIRST-YEAR,
FOUR GOLD COINS
**[18:37] ---**
*Magic is the crux of our society!
It is everything!*
***SIGN*** LANCE CROWN
ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
FIVE GOLD COINS
**[18:40] ---**
*Those without magic have no rights!*
***SIGN*** MARGARETTE MACARON
ORCA DORM THIRD-YEAR,
FIVE GOLD COINS
**[18:43] ---**
*Here we have the magic users
who are the pinnacle of this society!*
**[18:47] ---**
*The examinees have entered the arena!*
**[18:51] ---**
It seems even Margarette Macaron
will enter this year.
**[18:56] ---**
You face a difficult road, Mash Burnedead.
***SIGN*** MASH BURNEDEAD
ADLER DORM FIRST-YEAR,
SEVEN GOLD COINS
**[19:10] ---**
Humans are defined by a standard.
**[19:14] ---**
Existences like you who disrupt
the entire system are not human.
**[19:20] ---**
As long as I'm around, your existence
will never be acknowledged by this world.
***SIGN*** CLNCH CLNCH CLNCH
**[19:29] ---**
"That's not necessarily true."
**[19:31] ---**
"It's fine!"
**[19:32] ---**
"You can do it if you try!"
**[19:34] ---**
"Go for it."
**[19:35] ---**
Thanks, Kevin, Tom, Mike, Kim,
Yamada, Koji, Satomi, Yukari.
**[19:43] ---**
I'll do my best.
**[19:48] ---**
I'll take you on then.
**[19:54] ---**
With all I've got.
**[19:59] ---**
*Now, the last one to enter...*
**[20:02] ---**
*Adler dorm, Mash Burnedead!*
**[20:07] ---**
Hey, that Mash guy...
**[20:09] ---**
Isn't he the one who can't use magic?
**[20:12] ---**
If that's true, him being
in the selection exam is unprecedented.
**[20:16] ---**
This is no place for you!
**[20:19] ---**
Go home!
**[20:20] ---**
That's right, go home!
**[20:22] ---**
Go home! Go home!
**[20:26] ---**
Go home! Go home!
**[20:30] ---**
Go home!
**[20:32] ---**
Come on! Someone like him might ruin
the prestige of Divine Visionaries!
**[20:38] ---**
What do you say about that, admins!?
**[20:42] ---**
What a bunch of bullies.
**[20:44] ---**
Mash earned the right
to be here by winning coins.
**[20:49] ---**
*His entire life is riding
on the results of this exam.*
**[20:53] ---**
*Mash must be under incredible pressure.*
**[20:57] ---**
*I should be encouraging.*
**[20:59] ---**
Mash, you don't have to worry...
***SIGN*** HONK
**[21:04] ---**
I wanna go home.
**[21:05] ---**
I don't blame you.
**[21:08] ---**
*Adler, Lang, Orca.*
**[21:11] ---**
*All 12 candidates
from the three dorms are here!*
**[21:16] ---**
*Let's get right to it then!*
**[21:18] ---**
*Elimination's the name of the game!*
**[21:20] ---**
*What better way to do that
than with a survival match!*
**[21:23] ---**
*So we made a dead-or-alive
qualifying exam for you!*
**[21:28] ---**
*It's called, "Deadervant's Haunt"!*
**[21:32] ---**
*The rules are simple!*
**[21:33] ---**
*Find a key hidden somewhere
in this stage and escape!*
**[21:37] ---**
Huh? That doesn't sound
as dangerous as I thought.
**[21:39] ---**
*But! The key is in the swim bladder
of a Troll-goosefish!*
**[21:43] ---**
*You must use magic
to pop it like a balloon!*
**[21:48] ---**
That's really tough. I see.
So that's what this test's about.
**[21:52] ---**
*Furthermore...*
**[21:54] ---**
*You'll be on the run
from three Deadervants all the while!*
***SIGN*** WAIL
**[22:00] ---**
Monsters!
**[22:02] ---**
*Yes, monsters.*
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE BRAWNY BALLOON
# E16 - Mash Burnedead and the Brawny Balloon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZDW7K/mash-burnedead-and-the-brawny-balloon)
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**[01:31] ---**
*The qualifying round of the second
Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.*
**[01:35] ---**
It is known as "Deadervant's Haunt."
**[01:38] ---**
*A key is hidden inside a Troll-goosefish
swim bladder somewhere in the stage.*
**[01:43] ---**
*You need to escape by using magic
to pop it like a balloon and obtain the key.*
**[01:48] ---**
*However, you need to do so
while fleeing from three Deadervants.*
***SIGN*** WAIL
**[01:54] ---**
This is impossible!
**[01:57] ---**
*The upcoming qualifying round
is "Deadervant's Haunt."*
**[02:00] ---**
*Of course, you must pass this
to make it to the main exam!*
**[02:05] ---**
*Rafflesian Mirrors will transmit
everything to the audience!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Cheating will not be accepted!*
**[02:12] ---**
*All entrants, are we ready?*
**[02:18] ---**
*With that, let the match begin!*
**[02:44] ---**
I want to go home. I just want
to keep sleeping in my bed.
**[02:51] ---**
I just gotta find the key, right?
**[02:58] ---**
Esepecial!
**[03:02] ---**
*I should mention the Deadervants are
completely immune to magic! So watch out!*
**[03:09] ---**
*And the moment you touch
one of their axes, it's game over.*
**[03:12] ---**
*You will be transferred out of the stage
with some soul-splitting pain!*
**[03:19] ---**
*One has already been disqualified!
We have 11 candidates left!*
***SIGN*** ONE DISQUALIFIED
11 SURVIVORS REMAINING
**[03:24] ---**
So I have to keep running from
Deadervants and hunt for the key.
**[03:30] ---**
No hints about the key's location, either.
**[03:33] ---**
Making us scramble blindly
for a key is a pretty poor test.
**[03:39] ---**
Unless there's some
unrevealed strategy going on here.
**[03:47] ---**
It is a test after all.
**[03:50] ---**
Are they trying to see how we
use our magic to escape the enemy?
**[03:54] ---**
*That's exactly right!*
**[03:56] ---**
*Deadervants are stand-ins
immune to magic.*
**[03:59] ---**
*It's limited to this stage, but powerful magic
made them for that purpose.*
**[04:06] ---**
*When one individual's power
isn't enough to defeat an enemy,*
**[04:10] ---**
*choosing to retreat
is always a valid tactic.*
**[04:15] ---**
*This exam questions how well you do
in a situation where you're forced to flee.*
**[04:21] ---**
How tasteless! I knew this school
was messed up, but...
**[04:28] ---**
One guy out in the first few moments?
**[04:31] ---**
This year's candidates are pretty weak.
**[04:34] ---**
Well, last year they had Rayne.
There's no comparing these guys.
**[04:39] ---**
*It's time to run
like your life depends on it!*
**[04:59] ---**
No way! Deadervant down in one hit!?
**[05:01] ---**
It's holding its stomach
and breathing heavily.
**[05:04] ---**
This test is about how well you do
when you have to retreat, isn't it?
**[05:10] ---**
That Deadervant that I couldn't
do anything against...
**[05:13] ---**
He's totally nuts!
**[05:18] ---**
Now I just need to find the key.
**[05:23] ---**
*That's right. A Deadervant is a phantom.
They are not living creatures.*
**[05:27] ---**
*Any damage they take
heals instantly, so be careful!*
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP
**[05:32] ---**
Oh gosh. Then I won't have anything
to do with them anymore.
***SIGN*** DAAAAAAAAAAAASH
**[05:38] ---**
So, where is this balloon with the key?
**[05:41] ---**
Small.
**[05:42] ---**
This is going to be rough
with my puny brain.
**[05:47] ---**
Huh?
**[05:51] ---**
I've gotten smaller.
**[05:53] ---**
I casted a spell.
**[05:56] ---**
Over here.
**[06:04] ---**
It's gone now.
**[06:05] ---**
Deadervants have bad eyesight,
but is really sensitive to sound.
**[06:10] ---**
You're fine if you keep that in mind.
**[06:13] ---**
Dispel.
**[06:18] ---**
I'm back to normal.
**[06:20] ---**
My personal magic
changes sizes of things at will.
**[06:25] ---**
So that's why I shrunk earlier.
**[06:27] ---**
You got it.
**[06:29] ---**
Thanks for helping me
even though it's an exam.
**[06:33] ---**
Oh, come on now.
**[06:35] ---**
It's obvious we'll do better
if we work together.
**[06:39] ---**
So it's only natural.
**[06:41] ---**
In other words,
we have formed an alliance.
**[06:45] ---**
Let's clear the exam together.
**[06:47] ---**
Huh? This is too sudden.
**[06:51] ---**
Then again, you did save me.
**[06:54] ---**
You are too nice.
**[06:57] ---**
First, the whereabouts of the key.
**[06:59] ---**
I'm certain it's somewhere
in the Deadervant's patrol radius.
**[07:03] ---**
Huh? Why is that?
**[07:05] ---**
This is an exam after all.
**[07:08] ---**
I'm sure they're watching for abilities
in spur-of-the-moment situations as well,
**[07:11] ---**
but they should have created the field
so that we can logically deduce an answer.
**[07:16] ---**
Huh?
**[07:17] ---**
No way, did you pass out?
**[07:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
It was a bit hard to understand.
**[07:25] ---**
Well, in other words...
***SIGN*** BAM
**[07:27] ---**
We're going to follow Deadervants.
***SIGN*** BOOM
**[07:30] ---**
Roger.
***SIGN*** SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
**[07:36] ---**
Where the hell is this key?
**[07:39] ---**
Where is it!
**[07:45] ---**
Can this be...
***SIGN*** TIP TIP
***SIGN*** DON'T MAKE A SOUND.
***SIGN*** ROGER.
***SIGN*** WE'RE SAFE.
***SIGN*** SAFE.
***SIGN*** HEY, THAT THING...
**[08:21] ---**
I knew it.
**[08:24] ---**
The key is in the center of the area
a Deadervant moves around in.
**[08:30] ---**
That thing under the balloon... a bellows?
**[08:35] ---**
So we inflate it until it bursts? Easy.
**[08:37] ---**
Huh? Wait, stop! It's obviously...
***SIGN*** HOONK
**[08:46] ---**
Are you an idiot?
**[08:49] ---**
Now we've done it.
**[08:51] ---**
You mean you've done it.
**[08:54] ---**
That balloon...
**[08:55] ---**
Pressing the bellows to inflate it makes a sound
that calls Deadervants to chase you.
**[09:02] ---**
My magic can change the size of objects.
**[09:05] ---**
So how do we fill it with air?
**[09:09] ---**
Why don't we just break the balloon?
**[09:17] ---**
All right, I don't see Deadervants.
Now's the time to rip it up.
**[09:21] ---**
'Kay.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[09:28] ---**
Didn't think touching the balloon
would make a sound, too.
**[09:32] ---**
Though, I suppose it would.
**[09:34] ---**
That means we can't pull the key
out of the balloon, either.
**[09:39] ---**
Perhaps if we break that bellows,
the key just falls out.
**[09:47] ---**
The key doesn't fall down,
and the balloon doesn't deflate.
**[09:52] ---**
Is the key floating inside by magic?
**[09:55] ---**
So we do have to inflate
the balloon with magic.
**[10:00] ---**
But what kind of magic?
**[10:04] ---**
And we already broke the bellows.
**[10:13] ---**
Ready.
**[10:17] ---**
Bigduk.
**[10:23] ---**
Hey! He just used his magic
to make the balloon bigger.
**[10:28] ---**
Is he a moron?
**[10:29] ---**
What's he gonna do
by making it harder to burst?
**[10:34] ---**
*By the way, touching the balloon
from the inside also makes a sound,*
**[10:37] ---**
*so you can't crawl inside, either!*
**[10:40] ---**
Mash.
**[10:44] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[10:49] ---**
Is he...
***SIGN*** BAM
**[10:54] ---**
...about to breakdance!?
**[11:00] ---**
Come on, you're joking.
**[11:03] ---**
That's impossible!
**[11:04] ---**
Seriously impossible.
**[11:07] ---**
That's so freaky!
**[11:11] ---**
*The answer is always simple.*
**[11:14] ---**
*I make the balloon bigger with my magic,*
**[11:16] ---**
*and we send air into the balloon
through the larger air hole.*
**[11:21] ---**
*By breakdancing!*
**[11:24] ---**
I see.
**[11:25] ---**
M-My hat's off to them.
***SIGN*** THROB THROB
**[11:38] ---**
A living weapon.
**[11:40] ---**
He's a living weapon!
**[11:43] ---**
There.
**[11:45] ---**
We got the first key!
**[11:50] ---**
*While Mash and Max obtained a key,
in other locations...*
**[11:56] ---**
Graviole.
**[12:05] ---**
I guess I pass this round.
**[12:20] ---**
Hey.
**[12:22] ---**
Don't attack! Don't punch!
I hate pain! I'm sorry!
**[12:25] ---**
Are you all right, Finn?
**[12:29] ---**
Dot!
**[12:30] ---**
You got your key already?
**[12:33] ---**
You're so hopeless.
I'll help you out, then.
**[12:37] ---**
Dot, you're bleeding!
**[12:39] ---**
You're so hopeless.
**[12:40] ---**
No, but blood!
**[12:42] ---**
You're so hopeless!
**[12:44] ---**
I'm telling you, blood!
**[12:46] ---**
Hurray, hurray, hurray.
**[12:49] ---**
Well, we somehow made it.
**[12:51] ---**
For a while, I was wondering
what would happen.
**[12:53] ---**
So, um...
**[12:55] ---**
Hm? What is it?
**[12:57] ---**
Here.
**[12:58] ---**
Huh?
**[12:59] ---**
We got this key thanks to you,
so please take it.
**[13:08] ---**
You really are a good person.
**[13:11] ---**
Huh? That's not really true.
**[13:14] ---**
You should take that key.
**[13:20] ---**
The exit is that way.
**[13:22] ---**
There's a rumor that time
is a factor in your ranking.
**[13:26] ---**
Huh? But...
**[13:28] ---**
Actually, I heard
all about you from Rayne.
**[13:33] ---**
Mr. Rabbits.
**[13:35] ---**
I really didn't think you were
this good-natured.
**[13:39] ---**
I got the gist of how to obtain the key.
I can do the rest by myself.
**[13:45] ---**
Mash, I'm just trying to act tough.
**[13:49] ---**
It's my ego saying that I want
to do something for people like you.
**[13:54] ---**
So don't worry.
**[13:59] ---**
It's an important job for a junior
to keep a senior's honor.
**[14:04] ---**
'Kay.
**[14:10] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[14:20] ---**
Now then...
**[14:33] ---**
My bad hunch was right.
**[14:37] ---**
Carpaccio Luo-yang of Orca.
**[14:46] ---**
Was I able to act like a senior, Rayne?
**[14:51] ---**
Bring it on.
**[14:56] ---**
*Now, candidates who obtained keys
are filing in one after another!*
**[14:59] ---**
Here are drinks and towels.
**[15:11] ---**
Mash!
**[15:15] ---**
Dot, Finn.
**[15:17] ---**
Balloons and explosive magic
was a good pairing.
**[15:21] ---**
That said, you have quite a wound.
**[15:23] ---**
I got Finn's key as well.
**[15:28] ---**
Are you okay?
**[15:31] ---**
I'm surprised you defeated that balloon
without using magic.
**[15:36] ---**
Well, I had help so I managed somehow.
**[15:39] ---**
But why did he give me the key?
**[15:42] ---**
It seems like he had
some reason to do so.
**[15:46] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:47] ---**
No, just...
**[15:51] ---**
*Only nine people
can advance to the next stage!*
**[15:53] ---**
*Who will take that final spot?*
**[16:04] ---**
There he...
**[16:09] ---**
*And there you have it!*
**[16:11] ---**
*The last one is...*
**[16:13] ---**
*Orca dorm's Carpaccio Luo-yang!*
**[16:20] ---**
*But this is quite horrible.
There's so much blood.*
**[16:24] ---**
*Was there a need to hurt him this badly?*
**[16:27] ---**
*Could this be a declaration of war!?*
**[16:34] ---**
I don't need weaklings.
**[16:36] ---**
Weaklings are useless.
**[16:39] ---**
So it shouldn't matter
what I do to them.
**[16:44] ---**
Excuse me.
**[16:46] ---**
What are you doing?
**[16:48] ---**
If you go any further, I'll punch you.
**[16:51] ---**
More like, did you really
have to go that far?
**[16:54] ---**
I just said it.
I can do whatever I want.
**[16:59] ---**
*Carpaccio Luo-yang.
The top continuing student for this year.*
**[17:04] ---**
*Just like Lance, he's a true elite.*
**[17:11] ---**
H-Here's your drink and towel.
**[17:24] ---**
Weaklings should keep quiet.
***SIGN*** SLUP SUP SUP SUP
**[17:34] ---**
Can that be...
***SIGN*** PHEW
**[17:39] ---**
Sorry. It's 3 o'clock, which is when I like
to take my homemade special muscle drink.
**[17:44] ---**
It's a protein shake!
**[17:46] ---**
Powdered beans.
It makes it easier to absorb protein.
**[17:50] ---**
*The nerve of making a protein shake with
the water that was about to go on his head. Scary.*
**[17:56] ---**
Sorry, but a schedule for protein
consumption is very important.
**[18:01] ---**
Also, you keep calling people "weaklings."
**[18:04] ---**
But I have yet to meet
anyone stronger than me.
**[18:12] ---**
Besides, the definition of strength
differs from person to person.
**[18:16] ---**
Wait.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[18:18] ---**
What does it mean to be strong?
**[18:20] ---**
He brought up the topic,
but he confused himself.
**[18:35] ---**
*Hold it right there!*
**[18:37] ---**
*Save the fighting for the examination!*
**[18:40] ---**
*Is that understood!?*
**[18:41] ---**
*Without further ado,
let's move on to the next exam!*
**[18:56] ---**
Our robes changed colors?
**[18:59] ---**
*Here's your next exam!*
**[19:02] ---**
*It's called "The Life Crystal."*
**[19:06] ---**
*This will be a team battle!*
**[19:08] ---**
*Each team has three members.*
**[19:10] ---**
*With nine candidates,
we will have three teams!*
**[19:13] ---**
*After the teams are set, the three members
will get one crystal each.*
**[19:17] ---**
*And you will go break the crystals
of opposing teams!*
**[19:21] ---**
*A team is disqualified
when all their crystals are broken!*
**[19:25] ---**
I see.
**[19:26] ---**
So that's why it's a team match.
**[19:33] ---**
Yo! Your explanation's too complicated
and our captain's brain isn't keeping up!
**[19:38] ---**
Make it easier to understand, damn it!
**[19:40] ---**
*W-Well, in other words, you split up
into teams and break each other's crystals.*
**[19:46] ---**
So we just smash everyone
else's crystals. That's easy!
**[19:50] ---**
Mash, smash crystal. Mash, smash crystal.
**[19:54] ---**
That's right! Smash! Smash 'em!
**[19:56] ---**
Smash crystal.
**[19:59] ---**
*Moreover...*
**[20:01] ---**
*Lance is in a different team.
What should we do?*
**[20:06] ---**
*Now we will hand out the crystals.*
**[20:11] ---**
*These crystals are fragile,
so handle them carefully!*
**[20:17] ---**
These crystals determine the exam results,
and therefore our fate.
**[20:23] ---**
*Each team has three members.
If all our crystals break, we drop out.*
**[20:28] ---**
*So even if mine breaks, at least...*
**[20:34] ---**
It slipped.
**[20:37] ---**
*W-We're still fine. Dot's crystal...*
**[20:45] ---**
This thing was so slippery.
***SIGN*** GLOOM
***SIGN*** HEART TEAM'S (TWO) CRYSTALS
***SIGN*** LIFESPAN
***SIGN*** 23 SECONDS
**[20:55] ---**
Bad, bad, very bad!
**[20:56] ---**
This means that it's all over
if my crystal breaks.
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, don't worry.
**[21:02] ---**
We'll make sure to protect
your crystal through all of this.
**[21:07] ---**
You guys.
**[21:09] ---**
*That's right. As long as
these two are at my side.*
**[21:14] ---**
*Wait, why are you looking so smug?
You should show some remorse.*
**[21:18] ---**
*Everyone, sorry for the wait!*
**[21:20] ---**
*Time to begin the exam!*
**[21:22] ---**
*Stage shift!*
**[21:37] ---**
*Just like the previous round, candidates
will be scattered throughout the stage!*
**[21:41] ---**
*Which team will protect their crystals
to the end and pass this exam!?*
***SIGN*** ALONE...
**[21:52] ---**
I-It's a team match,
so why are we forced to split apart!?
**[21:58] ---**
Damn it!
**[22:01] ---**
*He was all alone.*
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
FINN AMES AND THE FRIEND
# E17 - Finn Ames and the Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4137X/finn-ames-and-the-friend)
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**[00:01] ---**
*Thirteen ancient wands
are said to exist in the Magic Realm.*
**[00:07] ---**
*The wands choose only those
with innate talents*
**[00:13] ---**
*and bestow blessings upon their wielders.*
**[00:19] ---**
*These wands are called the Master Canes.*
**[01:57] ---**
*The qualifying round for the Divine Visionary
Candidate Exam, "The Life Crystal."*
**[02:03] ---**
*Each team has three members, and they strive
to break the crystals of opposing teams.*
**[02:08] ---**
*However...*
**[02:10] ---**
It's...
**[02:11] ---**
It's a team match.
So why are we forced to split apart!?
**[02:15] ---**
Damn it!
**[02:20] ---**
What a problem.
**[02:21] ---**
I have to go find Finn.
**[02:24] ---**
Are we totally screwed now?
**[02:27] ---**
I gotta find him real fast.
**[02:33] ---**
*I'm sure they're in bad shape right now.*
**[02:41] ---**
*Crap, crap, crap.*
**[02:44] ---**
*Mash and Dot don't have
their crystals anymore.*
**[02:49] ---**
*This is the one crystal we have left.*
**[02:52] ---**
*I have to guard it with my life.*
**[02:58] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[03:03] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[03:10] ---**
*Carpaccio.*
**[03:13] ---**
*There's a knife in his shoulder.*
**[03:17] ---**
Our birth decides
who can climb to the peak.
**[03:24] ---**
Talent is not distributed evenly.
**[03:33] ---**
That's why you need to live the life
you were made for.
**[03:39] ---**
Got that, weakling?
**[03:43] ---**
*He's worse than bad news to go that far!*
**[03:47] ---**
*If I were to run into him now...*
**[03:53] ---**
*He's on the move.*
**[03:55] ---**
*Will he catch on
because I made noise while running?*
**[03:59] ---**
*I have to lay low here.*
**[04:02] ---**
*All right. I need to sever
my presence as organic matter.*
**[04:06] ---**
*I am a wall. Stay away.*
**[04:09] ---**
*I am a wall. Stay away.*
**[04:11] ---**
*I am a wall. I'm a wall. I'm a...*
**[04:27] ---**
*He's gone. I successfully became a wall.*
**[04:31] ---**
What are you doing?
**[04:37] ---**
I am a wall.
**[04:43] ---**
You're funny.
**[04:46] ---**
*H-Help me!*
**[04:49] ---**
Please. I'll lick your shoes.
I'll even lick between your toes.
**[04:52] ---**
Please help me!
**[04:54] ---**
You... You're Finn Ames.
**[04:57] ---**
*Huh? How does he know me?*
**[04:59] ---**
The continuing student
who barely made the cutoff.
**[05:02] ---**
*I've become famous in the worst way!*
**[05:05] ---**
I remember you well.
**[05:08] ---**
I was wondering
how someone like this is at Easton.
**[05:11] ---**
And yet, here you are
at the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam.
**[05:16] ---**
Did your brother get you in?
**[05:18] ---**
I feel nothing but dissatisfaction
when I see talentless trash like you.
**[05:25] ---**
Give me that crystal.
It's not suitable for the likes of you.
**[05:33] ---**
Hurry up and hand it over.
**[05:35] ---**
*He's so scary!
This is totally intimidating.*
**[05:40] ---**
*But...*
**[05:41] ---**
*this crystal holds Mash's future.*
**[05:46] ---**
*The choice I need to make...*
**[05:49] ---**
*Protect this crystal to the...*
**[05:57] ---**
*Why am I suddenly bleeding?*
**[05:59] ---**
*Magic?*
**[06:01] ---**
What did you just try to do?
**[06:04] ---**
You're weak but acting like a big shot.
**[06:07] ---**
I'm asking you.
What did you just try to do?
**[06:11] ---**
*Oh, this is that distinct feeling
I get when I'm truly terrified.*
**[06:17] ---**
*My blood vessels are squeezed shut,
and my heart is clamped down by a cold chill.*
**[06:23] ---**
Surely you're aware
of the difference in our abilities.
**[06:27] ---**
You're going to lose that crystal anyway.
**[06:31] ---**
Be submissive and had it over.
It's better to not feel any pain.
**[06:36] ---**
You don't want to end up like that, do you?
**[06:41] ---**
I won't say it again.
**[06:44] ---**
Now, give it up.
**[07:01] ---**
*I'd say we've got
three standouts in this exam.*
**[07:04] ---**
*Mash Burnedead, who can't use magic.*
**[07:08] ---**
*Lance Crown, the top transfer student.*
**[07:13] ---**
*And...*
**[07:15] ---**
*Carpaccio Luo-yang,
the top continuing student.*
**[07:20] ---**
*But I always imagined he was like me*
**[07:22] ---**
*with no interest
in becoming a Divine Visionary.*
**[07:27] ---**
*I'd guess Orter Madl cut him a deal,
like he did with me.*
**[07:33] ---**
*Carpaccio is a prodigy, chosen by
a wand fit to be a national treasure.*
**[07:37] ---**
*It's not an exaggeration to say
he's the most talented in our academy.*
**[07:43] ---**
*Not quite mature. An unripe fruit.*
**[07:47] ---**
*Blessings from the earth...*
**[07:50] ---**
*My gratitude to all living creatures...*
**[07:53] ---**
*And Daddy and Mommy, thank you
for bringing me into this world.*
**[08:02] ---**
I don't get it.
**[08:04] ---**
That crystal will end up as mine anyway.
**[08:10] ---**
*Don't give up.*
**[08:12] ---**
*If I can protect this crystal
during this showdown...*
**[08:17] ---**
*Now is my chance,
as he's totally underestimating me.*
**[08:21] ---**
*I haven't used my personal magic yet.*
**[08:24] ---**
*That's what I'm betting on.*
**[08:26] ---**
Dangerousse!
**[08:33] ---**
*Nothing is happening?*
**[08:37] ---**
*A lie so he could escape.*
**[08:39] ---**
*I can catch up soon enough.*
**[08:47] ---**
Changeas!
**[08:51] ---**
*This is where I crushed the first crystal.*
**[08:56] ---**
*The student I beat earlier is gone.*
**[08:59] ---**
*Magic that switches locations.*
**[09:03] ---**
*The reason Finn didn't use his magic
until now was to catch me off guard?*
**[09:09] ---**
*All right. I gained quite a bit of distance.*
**[09:12] ---**
*It was the right decision to save
my personal magic till the end.*
**[09:15] ---**
*I'll make my escape...*
**[09:17] ---**
*What? My leg...*
**[09:22] ---**
*It hurts... Damn it...*
**[09:27] ---**
*Footsteps?*
**[09:30] ---**
*This is bad.*
**[09:33] ---**
Is this your last-ditch effort?
**[09:36] ---**
You already understand, don't you?
**[09:40] ---**
The difference between you and me!
**[09:44] ---**
Now, give it here.
**[09:53] ---**
Weakling. You need to step down.
**[10:00] ---**
What is that magic? He transfers damage?
**[10:04] ---**
That's going way too far.
**[10:12] ---**
Enough alre—
**[10:13] ---**
No...
**[10:16] ---**
I will not give this to you.
**[10:19] ---**
*But I really am glad.*
**[10:21] ---**
*To have a great guy like you for a friend.*
**[10:24] ---**
Even if I'm a loser...
**[10:29] ---**
Even if I'm a coward...
**[10:31] ---**
*Let's come back again sometime.*
**[10:34] ---**
I can't do it.
**[10:36] ---**
I can't do something as pathetic
as abandoning my friend!
**[10:44] ---**
Nalcos!
**[10:46] ---**
Nalco—
**[10:50] ---**
That's enough. How abominable.
**[10:56] ---**
Incompetent people who make
an effort irritate me the most.
**[11:03] ---**
I will show you
that all your efforts are in vain.
**[11:10] ---**
Hey, this is looking bad.
If he cuts his neck...
**[11:16] ---**
*I will not...*
**[11:18] ---**
- Stop.
- If he keeps going, it'll kill him.
**[11:25] ---**
*No matter what, I will not...*
**[11:41] ---**
It wasn't in vain.
**[11:43] ---**
Because I'm here now.
**[11:48] ---**
Finn...
**[11:50] ---**
Thank you.
**[11:53] ---**
Mash.
**[12:00] ---**
Mash.
**[12:03] ---**
Sorry I'm so late.
**[12:07] ---**
Huh?
**[12:09] ---**
What does this mean?
**[12:17] ---**
I'm incapable of feeling pain.
**[12:22] ---**
What's that?
**[12:26] ---**
My wand is special.
**[12:32] ---**
What nonsense are you talking...
**[12:40] ---**
*Mash's attacks are reflecting back at him?*
**[12:44] ---**
My magic transfers damage I take
back to my opponent.
**[12:50] ---**
So if I get hurt...
**[12:55] ---**
Mash!
**[13:02] ---**
*His wounds healed?*
**[13:04] ---**
On the other hand, all pain I suffer
is absorbed by this wand.
**[13:10] ---**
I don't control it.
**[13:12] ---**
The inability to be hurt
**[13:14] ---**
is the blessing of the Master Cane,
the most ancient of wands.
**[13:20] ---**
This power was automatically activated
the moment it chose me.
**[13:26] ---**
Thus, from the moment I was born,
I've never felt any pain.
**[13:34] ---**
*The most ancient of wands,
of which there are only 13.*
**[13:38] ---**
*He's making full use of a Master Cane.*
**[13:43] ---**
*Bona fide talent
acknowledged as a chosen one.*
**[13:46] ---**
*We sure have a good crop
of first-years this year.*
**[13:50] ---**
I would like to feel pain.
**[13:54] ---**
But someone of your caliber
is a far cry from dealing pain to me.
**[14:00] ---**
Let's hurry up and end this.
**[14:07] ---**
*He stabs himself
to damage his opponent.*
**[14:10] ---**
*It's an unavoidable attack.*
**[14:18] ---**
That's useless.
No attack can give me any pain.
**[14:30] ---**
*It's no good. All the damage
is reflected back to Mash.*
**[14:35] ---**
*It's like Carpaccio
is always on the offense!*
**[14:39] ---**
*You can't even call this a fight.*
**[14:44] ---**
This is a farce.
**[14:46] ---**
A person's fate is determined
by the abilities they are born with.
**[14:51] ---**
What you're doing now
is for self-satisfaction.
**[14:55] ---**
Completely useless.
**[14:58] ---**
The same can be said
for Finn Ames over there.
**[15:01] ---**
A loser from back in middle school.
**[15:04] ---**
Always compared to his brother,
but always on the verge of flunking.
**[15:07] ---**
He's out of place to begin with.
**[15:10] ---**
People like him don't belong here.
**[15:14] ---**
He can't even protect
a single crystal on his own.
**[15:18] ---**
He's a weakling,
always being saved by others...
**[15:21] ---**
You're an eyesore, Finn.
**[15:28] ---**
You have a point.
**[15:30] ---**
*It's wiser to quit something
if you can't do it.*
**[15:34] ---**
*And it's important to look at yourself
objectively so you can know your place.*
**[15:39] ---**
Finn's actions in your eyes
may be futile efforts,
**[15:45] ---**
and he may be an eyesore.
**[15:50] ---**
But...
**[15:51] ---**
desperately standing against
something you fear...
**[15:54] ---**
My friend is standing against someone
overwhelmingly stronger than himself.
**[16:00] ---**
And to thoughtlessly laugh
and look down on him...
**[16:04] ---**
I won't allow that.
**[16:09] ---**
Mash.
**[16:20] ---**
*Consecutive attacks?*
**[16:21] ---**
*If Mash incurs any further damage...*
**[16:25] ---**
*Consecutive attacks
so the healing speed can't keep up.*
**[16:29] ---**
*Useless. Such a simple tactic
to attempt to break through.*
**[16:34] ---**
*I had the slightest bit
of expectation from him.*
**[16:37] ---**
*But what a shame.*
**[16:40] ---**
*What? A crack in the Goddess Statue?*
**[16:46] ---**
*Did the Goddess Statue
actually have a capacity limit?*
**[16:51] ---**
*Impossible.*
**[16:53] ---**
*This has never happened before.*
**[17:01] ---**
Of course, I'm a million times
stronger than you are.
**[17:07] ---**
But when you realize that, can you
stand against me like Finn stood against you?
**[17:15] ---**
Mash.
**[17:17] ---**
*What kind of body does this guy have?*
**[17:21] ---**
*Damn him.*
**[17:25] ---**
*This is the first time someone
cracked the Goddess Statue.*
**[17:31] ---**
*But the Goddess Statue
triggers automatically.*
**[17:34] ---**
*It simply becomes more defensive
the more attacks I withstand.*
**[17:56] ---**
I won't kill you right away.
**[18:00] ---**
*I feel elated...*
**[18:02] ---**
*to the fact that such a human existed.*
**[18:06] ---**
*In this world, where everything...*
**[18:08] ---**
*is nothing but a haze.*
**[18:21] ---**
*An iron wand?*
**[18:36] ---**
No way!
**[18:38] ---**
He's sculpting the iron wand
with the strength of his fingers?
***SIGN*** BAM
**[18:42] ---**
He made a tennis racket!?
**[19:09] ---**
*He's dodging the syringes
while targeting repeated shots*
**[19:15] ---**
*at that one crack
in the Goddess Statue!?*
**[19:23] ---**
*Is he...*
**[19:25] ---**
*playing wall rally with that nurse?*
**[19:51] ---**
*Impossible.*
**[19:54] ---**
If you want to know that badly,
I'll teach you.
***SIGN*** FWIP FWIP
**[19:59] ---**
What pain is.
**[20:11] ---**
*Wasn't that a bit excessive?*
**[20:13] ---**
Come on, you're kidding me.
**[20:16] ---**
Is that even possible?
**[20:18] ---**
Carpaccio, a savant
chosen by a Master Cane.
**[20:22] ---**
He was just defeated by something
similar to wall-hitting tennis!
**[20:27] ---**
A decisive victory
against a Master Cane user.
**[20:33] ---**
Um, Mash...
**[20:36] ---**
I'm sorry, it's my fault.
**[20:39] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:41] ---**
I'm a klutz, and I always trouble others.
**[20:47] ---**
But I can still stay together
with everyone thanks to you.
**[20:52] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:58] ---**
Yeah. I'm glad.
**[21:06] ---**
*So this is pain...*
**[21:09] ---**
*I can't stop bleeding...*
**[21:11] ---**
*And the pain spreads with each heartbeat.*
**[21:17] ---**
*It hurts... It hurts...*
**[21:23] ---**
*So pain is something...
this horrifying, huh?*
**[21:29] ---**
*Such a...*
**[21:32] ---**
*He withstood this much pain
for someone else?*
**[21:38] ---**
Are you okay?
**[21:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:41] ---**
Thank you.
**[21:45] ---**
*But when you realize that,
can you stand against me like Finn did?*
**[21:54] ---**
Indeed, the difference is obvious.
**[21:59] ---**
I was utterly outmatched.
**[23:35] ---**
NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND YOU LOOK, YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE
# E18 - Mash Burnedead and You Look, You Lose Your Life
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**[00:01] ---**
*From the previous episode...*
**[00:30] ---**
*Mash was pretty good at tennis as well.*
**[00:33] ---**
*And was merciless.*
**[00:37] ---**
*Divine Visionary Candidate Exam,
qualifying round...*
**[00:41] ---**
"The Life Crystal" still continues.
**[02:36] ---**
I hear a "Re."
**[02:40] ---**
You see, power and pitch
fuse together in my head.
**[02:44] ---**
Your power is a "Re" in the
"Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Sol-La-Ti-Do" scale.
**[02:50] ---**
The higher your pitch, the stronger you are.
**[02:53] ---**
You two are at the second tier
from the bottom.
**[02:59] ---**
The likes of you will never
show me the coming of spring.
**[03:05] ---**
Quickly put your crystals down
and begone from here.
**[03:10] ---**
You know it's two-on-one, right?
**[03:12] ---**
You're not in a position to be able to say...
**[03:15] ---**
...this and that!
**[03:20] ---**
Wulfes!
**[03:22] ---**
Roks!
**[03:23] ---**
*I am fully aware that Macaron
is as powerful as a Divine Visionary.*
**[03:28] ---**
*But both of us have gathered
three gold coins each to be here.*
**[03:33] ---**
*We're in the top tier, too.*
**[03:35] ---**
*We can't lose two-on-one...*
**[03:37] ---**
Sounds: Ray, A Drop of Golden Sun!
**[03:45] ---**
- Wulf Shield!
- Rok Shield!
**[03:49] ---**
*Two-on-one, and with one basic spell...*
**[03:52] ---**
*How can a fellow student be so...*
**[03:55] ---**
*...so much more powerful?*
**[04:04] ---**
*Damn it, my body won't move...*
**[04:07] ---**
My pitch is "Ti" on that scale.
**[04:13] ---**
You two are "Re" put together.
**[04:18] ---**
I hope the difference between us is clear.
**[04:25] ---**
*Th-They're too strong!*
**[04:27] ---**
*That's enough!*
**[04:29] ---**
*One team dropped out,
so the exam is over!*
**[04:35] ---**
It ended before I could do anything.
**[04:40] ---**
Oh well. In any case, we got through!
We're moving on!
***SIGN*** HUP HUP HUP
**[04:44] ---**
Go, go, Mushroom!
Push, push, Mushroom!
**[04:48] ---**
A word from today's MVP,
Mash Burnedead.
**[04:51] ---**
How was the qualifying round?
**[04:53] ---**
I want a cream puff.
**[04:55] ---**
That's not an answer at all!
**[04:57] ---**
The end! Hurray!
**[05:04] ---**
It's suddenly quiet.
**[05:07] ---**
Mash Burnedead.
**[05:09] ---**
The greatest trial for you begins here.
**[05:14] ---**
Finally, we can see them get serious.
**[05:17] ---**
The only one who gave Rayne Ames
a run for his money last year...
**[05:22] ---**
Margarette Macaron's true strength.
**[05:26] ---**
The ripening summer... is here.
**[05:38] ---**
I'll look forward to the next exam, Mash.
**[05:47] ---**
What's wrong, Mash?
***SIGN*** TWITCH TWITCH
**[05:49] ---**
Mike told me to be careful.
**[05:51] ---**
Mike? Oh, you mean your pecs.
**[06:00] ---**
Facing someone like Macaron makes it
difficult for Mushroom Head to move on.
**[06:07] ---**
Right, Mr. Wahlberg?
**[06:12] ---**
The reason why Rayne Ames was able
to become Divine Visionary as a second-year
**[06:17] ---**
was largely due to the fact that
Macaron didn't participate in the exam.
**[06:22] ---**
As the head of Magic Talent Administration,
I carefully examine every candidate each year.
**[06:29] ---**
And in my opinion, the surest candidate
for Divine Visionary
**[06:33] ---**
is Margarette Macaron.
**[06:37] ---**
I witnessed in person Macaron devastating
that tournament a few years ago.
**[06:43] ---**
Especially their Secondth is...
**[06:47] ---**
Indeed.
**[06:50] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
**[06:53] ---**
I'm sure you'd like to say,
"that's only under normal circumstances."
**[06:58] ---**
You really do take his side quite a bit.
**[07:02] ---**
I have no idea what makes him so alluring.
**[07:07] ---**
*Macaron has the qualifications
to become Divine Visionary.*
**[07:10] ---**
*And I doubt that Mushroom Head
has that much aptitude.*
**[07:15] ---**
*That's just how overwhelming
the difference between them is.*
**[07:20] ---**
*That kid embarrassed me
during the qualifying round.*
**[07:23] ---**
*I'm gonna make sure
that Mushroom Head goes down.*
**[07:26] ---**
Macaron, they say Mushroom Head
can't use magic.
**[07:32] ---**
Please beat him up
on behalf of us magic users.
**[07:36] ---**
I wouldn't mind slipping
a laxative in his...
**[07:42] ---**
Please don't do anything
do dampen my fun.
**[07:46] ---**
I'll kill you.
**[07:48] ---**
You hear?
**[07:50] ---**
That goes for even you...
**[07:53] ---**
Orter Madl.
**[07:57] ---**
I'll stay quiet
as long as you get the job done.
**[08:02] ---**
I see.
**[08:04] ---**
*Holding their own against a Divine Visionary...*
**[08:08] ---**
*So this is Margarette Macaron!*
**[08:12] ---**
Why do I train so hard?
**[08:15] ---**
It all began when Pops told me to.
**[08:19] ---**
At first, it felt heavy and was so tiring...
I really hated it.
**[08:23] ---**
But as I begrudgingly kept doing it,
I could hold more and more weight.
**[08:28] ---**
Nowadays, I can hold
my head up high and say it.
**[08:32] ---**
The reason why I pump iron...
That's because...
**[08:37] ---**
There's a dumbbell there, I guess?
**[08:43] ---**
Do you know why humans have arms?
**[08:47] ---**
It's so they can hold dumbbells.
**[08:50] ---**
Do you know why humans have legs?
**[08:54] ---**
It's so we can deadlift barbells.
**[08:54] ---**
*Nobody's asking,*
**[08:56] ---**
*but he started talking on his own.*
**[08:56] ---**
Do you know why humans have heads—
**[08:59] ---**
Why do I continue
to be an emotional burden?
**[09:02] ---**
*And here comes the second one!*
**[09:04] ---**
At first I wasn't
an emotional burden at all.
**[09:09] ---**
But gradually, I started swaying between
joy and sorrow with each of his moves.
**[09:14] ---**
So if there's a reason why I continue
to be an emotional burden...
**[09:20] ---**
it would be because...
**[09:23] ---**
the one I love is right there, I guess?
**[09:28] ---**
*What is with this useless flow of time?*
**[09:29] ---**
The emotional burden comes from love.
**[09:34] ---**
I'm not good enough to be your partner?
**[09:37] ---**
No way!
**[09:40] ---**
*I wanna go home.*
**[09:42] ---**
Please, can I somehow?
**[09:44] ---**
Never!
**[09:48] ---**
I got rejected!
***SIGN*** PSSSH
**[09:51] ---**
It's this late already?
I have to drink my protein.
**[09:58] ---**
*Everyone is in their own world.*
**[10:01] ---**
Providing nutrition to the muscles
is great training in itself.
**[10:06] ---**
Impressive.
**[10:09] ---**
That is a noble undertaking.
**[10:11] ---**
I'd like to follow suit.
**[10:13] ---**
When did he...
**[10:14] ---**
Oh, the Divine Visionary
who bullied me the other day.
**[10:19] ---**
*He means this guy.*
**[10:22] ---**
What is a Divine Visionary doing here?
**[10:25] ---**
You've caught my interest.
**[10:29] ---**
Want to play a little game?
**[10:32] ---**
You've got time before the next round.
**[10:36] ---**
No way.
**[10:37] ---**
I want to get some rest.
**[10:39] ---**
*He refused!*
**[10:40] ---**
*He just sassed that Divine Visionary.*
**[10:44] ---**
You really are gonna go far.
**[10:48] ---**
I'm the head
of Magic Talent Administration.
**[10:53] ---**
Anyone joining the Bureau of Magic
always get adjudicated by me.
**[10:59] ---**
Unless I acknowledge you, you may not
be able to become a Divine Visionary.
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, there's nothing we can do.
**[11:08] ---**
I'm the head of Magic Talent,
but there's nothing I can do.
**[11:11] ---**
I'll do it.
**[11:14] ---**
I'll do it.
**[11:15] ---**
He's suddenly so interested!
**[11:16] ---**
I'll do it.
**[11:18] ---**
Well, I feel sorry for you
to play a game for nothing.
**[11:23] ---**
If you can beat me, I'll grant you
a pass on this exam, no questions asked.
**[11:28] ---**
Pass the exam? Good for you, Mash.
**[11:31] ---**
By the way, what will we play?
**[11:34] ---**
Oh, it's a simple game.
**[11:39] ---**
"You look, you lose."
**[11:41] ---**
"You look, you lose"?
**[11:43] ---**
I couldn't ask for more.
**[11:45] ---**
I accept your challenge.
**[11:48] ---**
*His fingers are moving so quickly
it looks like a flower.*
**[11:57] ---**
*Mash agreed to play "You look, you lose"
against Kaldo,*
**[12:00] ---**
*a Divine Visionary
who suddenly appeared.*
**[12:12] ---**
A circle?
**[12:13] ---**
Of course, it's a slight variation
of "You look, you lose."
**[12:17] ---**
There will be no rock-paper-scissors.
**[12:19] ---**
Furthermore, I will point my finger first.
**[12:22] ---**
After I count down from three,
you win if you stayed in that circle
**[12:25] ---**
and not face the way I'm pointing.
**[12:29] ---**
*With those rules, Mash would have
overwhelming advantage.*
**[12:34] ---**
*What's the catch?*
***SIGN*** BRING IT ON
**[12:37] ---**
Gotcha.
**[12:39] ---**
We'll do three rounds.
**[12:41] ---**
If you dodge in all three rounds, you win.
**[12:44] ---**
'Kay.
**[12:45] ---**
Well then, here goes.
**[12:48] ---**
You look, you lose.
**[12:51] ---**
Three.
**[12:53] ---**
*What? An attack from the ground!?*
**[12:54] ---**
Two.
**[12:55] ---**
*It wasn't an ordinary game after all!*
**[12:56] ---**
One.
**[12:57] ---**
*He's using magic to force him to look up.*
**[13:01] ---**
Zero.
**[13:03] ---**
Close one.
**[13:05] ---**
Oh, nice move.
**[13:07] ---**
Let's keep going.
**[13:09] ---**
You look, you lose.
**[13:10] ---**
*What? Two directions?*
**[13:12] ---**
Three.
**[13:13] ---**
*Now, he has to either look left or right...*
**[13:14] ---**
Two.
**[13:15] ---**
*...or he can't dodge that!*
**[13:17] ---**
One.
**[13:19] ---**
Zero.
**[13:22] ---**
You can just manage stuff like this
with your bare hands, huh?
**[13:27] ---**
How quaint.
**[13:29] ---**
How very quaint.
**[13:32] ---**
*Black flames from his sword...*
**[13:37] ---**
The black flame enchanting this sword keeps
burning whatever it touches until it burns out.
**[13:43] ---**
Which means, this makes it impossible
to take the hit like you did earlier.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[13:49] ---**
Scary.
**[13:51] ---**
No, Mash! This is too dangerous!
It's better if you stop!
**[13:55] ---**
I wanna stop.
**[13:56] ---**
Well, this is the last one. Here goes.
**[13:59] ---**
You look, you lose.
**[14:02] ---**
*What? Three directions?*
**[14:04] ---**
*He loses unless he looks down.*
**[14:10] ---**
Three.
**[14:17] ---**
Two.
**[14:22] ---**
...close.
**[14:23] ---**
One.
**[14:24] ---**
*The instant he looks down,
a sword swings up from below.*
**[14:27] ---**
*He can't look down like this!*
**[14:33] ---**
*He scooped out the entire circle
on the ground before jumping...*
**[14:36] ---**
*...to dodge that while still looking down!*
**[14:52] ---**
Oh, I looked right.
**[14:56] ---**
I lost.
**[14:58] ---**
No, we won't count that one.
**[15:01] ---**
I'll say this challenge was a draw.
**[15:05] ---**
Is that okay with you?
**[15:07] ---**
Well, if you don't mind...
**[15:09] ---**
But at your current level, it might be
difficult to go up against Macaron.
**[15:15] ---**
Sorry to have bothered you.
**[15:21] ---**
Man, that sent a chill down my spine.
**[15:23] ---**
What's wrong, Mash?
**[15:25] ---**
Oh, I would have been in danger
if he didn't hesitate for a moment.
**[15:31] ---**
Besides...
**[15:33] ---**
He didn't cast any spells.
**[15:36] ---**
*Mushroom Head.*
**[15:39] ---**
*He tried to take the blow of my sword
with his forehead at first.*
**[15:44] ---**
*He's off the rails.*
**[15:46] ---**
*What's the reason that he needs
to be a Divine Visionary that badly?*
**[15:51] ---**
*Everything is for naught if you die.*
**[15:55] ---**
*But, if he were to be on our side...*
**[16:02] ---**
*Come on up to our level.*
**[16:07] ---**
*After a short break, the time has finally come.*
**[16:12] ---**
*We will now begin the final exam!*
**[16:15] ---**
*The final exam is a one-on-one battle!*
**[16:19] ---**
*The rules are simple.*
**[16:20] ---**
*You win if your opponent
gives up or passes out.*
**[16:25] ---**
*Let's start the first matchup!*
**[16:30] ---**
*Adler dorm first-year.*
**[16:32] ---**
*With seven gold coins,
the most out of any candidate...*
**[16:38] ---**
*Mash Burnedead!*
**[16:43] ---**
*Opposing him is Orca dorm,
who acquired five coins...*
**[16:48] ---**
*Margarette Macaron!*
**[16:54] ---**
*Go for it, Mash.*
**[16:57] ---**
*For your future...*
**[16:59] ---**
*and the future of your grandpa.*
**[17:04] ---**
*Even in Easton's storied history,
Margarette Macaron's talents are a rarity.*
**[17:12] ---**
*This is your greatest crisis,
Mash Burnedead.*
**[17:17] ---**
I'm terribly sorry, but you won't
be able to go any further.
**[17:22] ---**
You should fulfill your destiny
of amusing me...
**[17:27] ---**
Mash Burnedead.
**[17:30] ---**
That's quite absurd.
**[17:31] ---**
*Now, for our first match...*
**[17:33] ---**
Oh, hold on a sec.
**[17:37] ---**
I need to replenish calories
before my workout.
**[17:40] ---**
My, what a coincidence.
**[17:42] ---**
Mind if I join you?
**[17:49] ---**
Dip! Dip! Dip! Dip! Dip!
**[17:51] ---**
Dip! Deep! Dip! Deep!
**[17:54] ---**
Dip! Dip!
**[17:54] ---**
If you put that much tartare sauce on it,
**[17:57] ---**
you won't know
what the fried shrimp tastes like.
**[18:01] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[18:04] ---**
I'm putting fried shrimp on my tartare sauce.
**[18:08] ---**
Fried shrimp exists to eat tartare sauce
in a more tasty way.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[18:15] ---**
Those are the eyes of a madman.
**[18:17] ---**
I sense a formidable opponent.
**[18:19] ---**
*Wicked.*
**[18:20] ---**
*Based on my completely biased reasoning,*
**[18:22] ---**
*the crazier someone is,
the more powerful they are.*
**[18:26] ---**
*That means this is a real badass.*
**[18:30] ---**
*The reason why Orter chose Macaron
is because of the certainty.*
**[18:36] ---**
*He didn't do anything between
the first attack and this tournament*
**[18:39] ---**
*because he has faith
in Macaron's abilities.*
**[18:44] ---**
*Which means he believes that Macaron
surely is able to finish Mash Burnedead.*
**[18:50] ---**
*That's how obvious the difference
in skill between them is.*
**[19:02] ---**
Well then, here goes.
**[19:17] ---**
A-Amazing.
**[19:19] ---**
What magical power...
**[19:22] ---**
I feel ill.
**[19:23] ---**
You okay?
**[19:24] ---**
It's no surprise you're affected.
There's that much magical power.
**[19:29] ---**
This is the power said to be
equal to Divine Visionaries.
**[19:33] ---**
Try overcoming this, Mash Burnedead.
**[19:40] ---**
Nalcos.
**[19:42] ---**
What? That's just basic magic.
**[19:44] ---**
What's going on?
Mash can easily deal with...
**[19:57] ---**
It's heavy like a bowling ball.
**[20:01] ---**
What the... Mash can't return the serve!
**[20:03] ---**
He'll hit the wall!
**[20:06] ---**
Mash!
**[20:07] ---**
Mash!
**[20:12] ---**
Surely this isn't the end?
**[20:20] ---**
He's gone.
**[20:21] ---**
Where did he go?
**[20:36] ---**
Spine Magic...
**[20:38] ---**
Hell Fall!!
**[20:45] ---**
Brutal.
**[20:46] ---**
He slammed them down.
**[20:48] ---**
That's gotta be game right there.
**[20:51] ---**
One shot against Macaron.
**[20:55] ---**
How did Mash escape that attack earlier?
**[20:59] ---**
I thought he hit the wall.
**[21:01] ---**
He was running backwards.
**[21:05] ---**
Mash decided that he couldn't
return the magic serve,
**[21:09] ---**
and ran backwards faster than the spell
to escape before he slammed against the wall.
**[21:14] ---**
Wha? Freaky.
**[21:16] ---**
*But you know, all this about
bowling and returning serves.*
**[21:20] ---**
*The vocabulary just doesn't sound
like a magic school.*
**[21:27] ---**
*Oh well, whatever.*
**[21:31] ---**
Look!
**[21:38] ---**
H-He's unhurt! How in the world...
**[21:43] ---**
It's just beginning.
**[21:45] ---**
I'm far from having enough enjoyment.
**[21:49] ---**
Isn't that right...
**[21:51] ---**
Mash Burnedead?
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MAGICAL MAESTRO
# E19 - Mash Burnedead and the Magical Maestro
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQW3EX/mash-burnedead-and-the-magical-maestro)
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**[00:09] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting,
my dear Mash Burnedead.
**[00:16] ---**
How splendid.
It's like we're going on a field trip.
**[01:56] ---**
Nalcos.
**[02:09] ---**
It's heavy like a bowling ball.
**[02:13] ---**
What the... Mash can't return the serve!
**[02:15] ---**
He'll hit the wall!
**[02:19] ---**
Mash!
**[02:19] ---**
Mash!
**[02:23] ---**
Surely this isn't the end?
**[02:31] ---**
He's gone.
**[02:32] ---**
Where did he go?
**[02:48] ---**
Spine Magic...
**[02:49] ---**
Hell Fall!!
**[03:01] ---**
Look!
**[03:02] ---**
What?
**[03:04] ---**
He's unhurt! How in the world...
**[03:08] ---**
*Just before slamming into the ground,
Macaron created a sound cushion.*
**[03:14] ---**
Whoa, I've never heard
of Spine Magic before!
**[03:17] ---**
He was able to use magic.
**[03:20] ---**
*Also, is no one going to call out Mushroom Head
on naming a throw like a magic spell?*
**[03:27] ---**
More... Let me enjoy this a lot more!
**[03:33] ---**
Nalcos.
**[03:41] ---**
Nalcos Conte!
**[04:01] ---**
*Uh-oh! If they hit an attack
at point-blank range...*
**[04:09] ---**
He stopped it?
**[04:10] ---**
What's going on?
**[04:15] ---**
It's obvious you're attempting
to guard something.
**[04:24] ---**
If you have something to guard,
we cannot fight our utmost.
**[04:29] ---**
Go set it aside.
**[04:31] ---**
No way. Can this be?
**[04:33] ---**
Is this what you call chivalry?
**[04:37] ---**
No, this is for my own enjoyment.
**[04:42] ---**
*A-Amazing!*
**[04:43] ---**
*This is truly a back-and-forth match!
The entire venue is on edge!*
**[04:48] ---**
What was that useless exchange there?
**[04:50] ---**
So freaky. I want
those wasted seconds back.
**[04:54] ---**
*Neither of them
have gone all out yet.*
**[04:57] ---**
*They're still testing each other.*
**[05:00] ---**
*Macaron's Secondth
would put them a step ahead.*
**[05:04] ---**
*But if both sides go all out,
the match will end in an instant.*
**[05:08] ---**
Now, I'll have you let me
enjoy all this, Mash Burnedead.
**[05:15] ---**
'Kay.
**[05:18] ---**
Do show me what you're capable of.
**[05:23] ---**
Sounds Fa!
**[05:43] ---**
Don't treat it like it's some parlor trick.
**[05:47] ---**
My spells are not something
that you can punch to topple.
**[05:55] ---**
What now?
**[05:57] ---**
In other words, you are most
poorly matched against me.
**[06:02] ---**
Sounds Fa!
**[06:07] ---**
That's useless.
**[06:22] ---**
So one-sided.
**[06:24] ---**
So much difference in their personal magic.
**[06:27] ---**
I can't block it.
It feels like it comes from within.
**[06:31] ---**
This is quite a letdown.
**[06:34] ---**
How unfortunate.
**[06:37] ---**
It seems you weren't my tartare after all.
**[06:41] ---**
Sounds Surround Orchestra!
**[07:02] ---**
That's...
**[07:03] ---**
...not good!
**[07:07] ---**
This is the finale.
**[07:29] ---**
Mash!
**[07:30] ---**
Mash!
**[07:37] ---**
He didn't stand a chance after all.
**[07:40] ---**
That was overwhelming.
**[07:41] ---**
Macaron indeed is a true genius.
**[07:45] ---**
*Macaron didn't even need
to go all out to finish this match.*
**[07:55] ---**
He disappeared?
**[08:01] ---**
What the? They're suddenly buried!
**[08:03] ---**
What the hell is going on?
**[08:05] ---**
He emerged from underground!?
**[08:07] ---**
You can't possibly have done that
so sound doesn't reverberate.
**[08:11] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:13] ---**
*I watched it happen.*
**[08:15] ---**
*Right before being hit with the spell, Mash dug
into the ground and jumped down.*
**[08:20] ---**
*Sound waves oscillate.*
**[08:21] ---**
*But that oscillation decreases
as it meets with obstacles.*
**[08:25] ---**
*So he dampened the sound
by diving underground?*
**[08:30] ---**
*No, sound travels super fast.
Freaky.*
**[08:35] ---**
Quadriceps Magic...
**[08:39] ---**
It can't be...
**[08:40] ---**
Guillotine Kick!
**[08:47] ---**
- Whoa.
- Sick.
**[08:49] ---**
No way.
**[08:50] ---**
*He took out Macaron in one blow!*
**[08:52] ---**
*Mash Burnedead is such a champ!*
**[08:56] ---**
*Mushroom Head is still claiming
that is really magic?*
**[09:03] ---**
H-He's on top!?
**[09:05] ---**
I didn't think I'd ever see anyone
pinned down in magic school!
**[09:13] ---**
*I-It's a beatdown!*
**[09:18] ---**
*What a fierce rush
falling down onto Macaron.*
**[09:21] ---**
*I-It's not stopping!*
**[09:23] ---**
Does he need to go that far?
**[09:26] ---**
*No. Mash Burnedead understands.*
**[09:32] ---**
This is what I have been seeking.
**[09:39] ---**
I will take you on in my serious form.
**[09:46] ---**
Sounds Metamorphosis!
**[10:18] ---**
H-Hey, that's...
**[10:19] ---**
A child?
**[10:21] ---**
You have hair.
**[10:23] ---**
To make me look like this...
**[10:26] ---**
You really are...
**[10:30] ---**
guilty.
**[10:31] ---**
They transformed.
**[10:34] ---**
So that's...
**[10:35] ---**
*Margarette Macaron's true form.*
**[10:41] ---**
*They're making the pinky X.*
**[10:49] ---**
I wonder how Mushroom Head
is doing on the selection exam.
**[10:56] ---**
As usual, I'm hot stuff today.
**[10:58] ---**
Mr. Ryoh, there's big trouble!
**[11:00] ---**
There's a report that Innocent Zero
is on the move again!
**[11:04] ---**
Innocent Zero is?
**[11:07] ---**
*W-We are... Innocent Zero.*
**[11:11] ---**
*That boy belongs to us.*
**[11:16] ---**
*Hands off.*
**[11:19] ---**
*They're after Mushroom Head.*
**[11:21] ---**
What should we do?
**[11:23] ---**
Get security on it immediately.
**[11:25] ---**
For now, we'll need Orter and Kaldo
over at Easton to buy us some time.
**[11:30] ---**
So, who's on the move?
**[11:33] ---**
One of the leaders?
**[11:35] ---**
Actually...
**[11:37] ---**
it's Innocent Zero himself.
**[11:41] ---**
Well, that's really bad.
**[11:55] ---**
Um... You've turned into a child.
**[11:59] ---**
I haven't simply turned into a child.
**[12:02] ---**
This is my form when I unleash
my innate magical power.
**[12:06] ---**
I will let you take a good look
at my magic now.
**[12:18] ---**
No!
**[12:20] ---**
What's this about?
**[12:21] ---**
Macaron teleported!
**[12:23] ---**
Anyway, is Mash's ear his weakness?
**[12:26] ---**
Unleashing magical power also unleashes
more spells I can use.
**[12:31] ---**
- Which means, in my current form—
- That's enough.
**[12:38] ---**
Huh?
**[12:40] ---**
They disappeared?
**[12:43] ---**
Over here.
**[12:47] ---**
Way over there?
**[12:49] ---**
I told you. As my current self,
**[12:57] ---**
I am sound itself.
**[13:02] ---**
A muscle-type human like me?
**[13:05] ---**
Of course not!
**[13:12] ---**
What the... They're moving super fast!
**[13:18] ---**
*Magic that allows them
to travel via sound.*
**[13:21] ---**
*They're literally moving
at the speed of sound.*
**[13:24] ---**
*Trying to catch them without magic means
you have to move faster than sound.*
**[13:40] ---**
An attack that lands at the same time
when you hear it...
**[13:43] ---**
All things considered...
**[13:55] ---**
You really are a tough one.
**[13:58] ---**
But...
**[14:07] ---**
*Now I have you.*
**[14:14] ---**
*He's gone?*
**[14:15] ---**
What the...
**[14:17] ---**
How'd he dodge that?
**[14:21] ---**
How did you...
**[14:23] ---**
*He used the properties of sound transfer.*
**[14:27] ---**
*Sound travels faster through liquids
than gases, and even faster through solids.*
***SIGN*** GAS
LIQUID
SOLID
**[14:32] ---**
*By touching the wall,*
**[14:35] ---**
*Mushroom Head felt the sound
slightly faster than the attack landing.*
**[14:39] ---**
*But, it was his otherworldly reflexes
that pulled it off.*
**[14:46] ---**
It's useless. I have this on my side.
**[14:50] ---**
*Tartare sauce?*
**[14:51] ---**
*When did he...*
**[14:52] ---**
*I can't make any sound like this.*
**[15:01] ---**
Did Mash get 'em?
**[15:03] ---**
It's a temporary solution at best.
**[15:06] ---**
It's still anyone's game.
**[15:08] ---**
*I have no idea
how things will turn out from here.*
**[15:12] ---**
*No, but Macaron has their Secondth.*
**[15:15] ---**
*It's only appropriate to see
them at a disadvantage.*
**[15:19] ---**
I accept you.
**[15:24] ---**
I'm saying you are a worthy opponent.
**[15:30] ---**
Sounds Secondth...
**[15:33] ---**
Death Gong.
**[16:04] ---**
What's this?
**[16:09] ---**
This will incapacitate anyone who hears it.
Call it a death knell.
**[16:15] ---**
In one minute, it will ring out,
covering an area two km wide.
**[16:20] ---**
The only way to stop it
is to take my wand away from me.
**[16:26] ---**
Which means, you have to catch me fleeing
at the speed of sound within one minute
**[16:30] ---**
or you lose.
**[16:33] ---**
Even though Mash really runs fast...
**[16:36] ---**
Aren't we gonna get caught in it too
since we're within two km?
**[16:39] ---**
The only saving grace is that
it's limited to within the arena.
**[16:44] ---**
*That said, if it's against a fleeing opponent,
he can't use the same tactics as earlier.*
**[16:49] ---**
*You're in an absolute crisis, Mash.*
**[16:54] ---**
Now, here goes.
**[17:17] ---**
Useless. So useless.
You only have 30 seconds left.
**[17:21] ---**
Crap! Time just keeps ticking.
**[17:24] ---**
Twenty...
**[17:26] ---**
Mash!
**[17:29] ---**
Fifteen...
**[17:36] ---**
Mash!
**[17:45] ---**
You have less than ten seconds left.
This match...
**[18:06] ---**
He forcefully blocked off
their front escape route!
**[18:09] ---**
*I have two choices to run right or left.*
**[18:16] ---**
*Right!*
**[18:18] ---**
*You gambled, sensing that you can't
deal with me with just reflex.*
**[18:23] ---**
*A feint?*
**[18:25] ---**
*But still weak.*
**[18:27] ---**
*I gained enough distance
for him to barely not reach.*
**[18:31] ---**
*It's impossible to get a hold of me.*
**[18:35] ---**
*With just the power of his pinky?
No way!*
**[18:49] ---**
That Mushroom Head won the sonic chase!
**[18:52] ---**
Now he's one step away
from Divine Visionary.
**[18:58] ---**
Without using magic...
Quite the fellow we've got.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm smitten.
**[19:08] ---**
I accept defeat.
**[19:11] ---**
I'm glad... I'm so glad, Mash.
**[19:15] ---**
Don't you be crying!
**[19:16] ---**
Dot, you're crying too!
**[19:19] ---**
*You overcame your biggest obstacle.*
**[19:22] ---**
Congratulations, Mash!
**[19:30] ---**
To think he'd win against
Macaron without using magic.
**[19:36] ---**
*Interesting. You really are
an interesting one.*
**[19:48] ---**
Wh-What's this tremor?
**[19:50] ---**
What's going on?
**[19:53] ---**
Hey, over there! Look at the sky!
**[20:01] ---**
There's a crack in the sky!
**[20:10] ---**
That's...
**[20:20] ---**
Greetings, everyone.
**[20:24] ---**
I-Innocent Zero.
**[20:59] ---**
I've been looking for you,
Mash Burnedead.
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, how beautiful.
I didn't think I'd find you alive.
**[21:16] ---**
I felt despair thinking
I would never obtain you.
**[21:20] ---**
My dear, sweet...
**[21:24] ---**
...son.
**[21:27] ---**
By incorporating you into me,
I will become complete.
**[21:33] ---**
Now, shall we?
**[21:35] ---**
You shall not.
**[21:40] ---**
I cannot simply hand that child
over to you...
**[21:45] ---**
Innocent Zero.
**[21:49] ---**
*Right when he won against the powerful
Margarette Macaron, Innocent Zero invaded.*
**[21:56] ---**
*Innocent Zero, who called Mash his son.
What is he up to?*
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE TALL TOWER
# E20 - Mash Burnedead and the Tall Tower
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQVW5N/mash-burnedead-and-the-tall-tower)
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**[00:26] ---**
I've been looking for you,
Mash Burnedead.
**[00:32] ---**
Oh, how beautiful.
I didn't think I'd find you alive.
**[00:39] ---**
I felt despair thinking
I would never obtain you.
**[00:44] ---**
My dear, sweet...
**[00:47] ---**
...son.
**[00:50] ---**
By incorporating you into me,
I will become complete.
**[00:56] ---**
Now, shall we?
**[00:58] ---**
You shall not.
**[01:03] ---**
I cannot simply hand that child
over to you...
**[01:08] ---**
Innocent Zero.
**[01:12] ---**
Wahlberg.
**[03:21] ---**
As the headmaster of Easton,
I cannot overlook any further disorder.
**[03:28] ---**
And I certainly will not let you
meddle with our students.
**[03:33] ---**
Even if it kills me.
**[03:37] ---**
*Gotta hand it to Wahlberg.*
**[03:39] ---**
*He doesn't bat an eye
at time-stopping magic.*
**[03:43] ---**
*But him showing up was all expected.*
**[03:48] ---**
*We will take our credit.*
**[03:59] ---**
*Wh-What was that just now?
Bloodthirst?*
**[04:05] ---**
You're trembling from fear.
**[04:09] ---**
Back off, you insignificant speck!
**[04:15] ---**
Don't bully my dear allies
so much, Wahlberg.
**[04:23] ---**
Poor things.
**[04:26] ---**
What is your true objective?
**[04:30] ---**
Objective.
**[04:32] ---**
I only wish to become a perfect human.
**[04:37] ---**
Undying, beautiful, and powerful.
**[04:41] ---**
That's all I want.
**[04:44] ---**
How commonplace.
**[04:47] ---**
You would sacrifice countless lives for that?
**[04:52] ---**
Stealing magical power,
tormenting, and even killing...
**[04:57] ---**
Where's the problem?
Don't ask about the obvious, Wahlberg.
**[05:03] ---**
My family exists for my sake.
**[05:07] ---**
Even Mash Burnedead over there.
**[05:11] ---**
He exists for my sake. He is mine.
**[05:17] ---**
He is my son.
**[05:20] ---**
Of course I will take him with me.
Back to our home.
**[05:26] ---**
Indeed, we are destined to be
truly incompatible.
**[05:32] ---**
Mash Burnedead will become
the beacon of hope for this world.
**[05:40] ---**
If you want to take him no matter the cost,
then you will have to go through me.
**[05:48] ---**
It's been decades...
**[05:53] ---**
since we crossed wands.
**[06:07] ---**
Summon Uranus!
**[06:13] ---**
Summon Chronos!
**[06:31] ---**
I have no need of anyone
but Mash Burnedead.
**[06:37] ---**
I shall dispose of all of you now.
**[06:52] ---**
What the hell is going on?
**[06:55] ---**
I will explain everything later.
**[06:58] ---**
Those who can move,
deal with the demons.
**[07:03] ---**
I will deal with Innocent Zero.
**[07:07] ---**
I trust you with the students.
**[07:15] ---**
Sounds Fa!
**[07:22] ---**
Explomb!
**[07:29] ---**
Graviole!
**[07:34] ---**
What are these things?
**[07:35] ---**
I get that we're in a terrible situation,
**[07:37] ---**
and I know that
we're in terrible danger.
**[07:41] ---**
*Innocent Zero.*
**[07:43] ---**
*I must hurry to assist Mr. Wahlberg.*
**[07:51] ---**
*So tough.*
**[07:53] ---**
*Then...*
**[08:07] ---**
Each and every one of them
has enough power to be a double-liner.
**[08:13] ---**
Orter.
**[08:14] ---**
Kaldo, head over
as backup for Mr. Wahlberg.
**[08:21] ---**
Looks like they don't
want us over there.
**[08:24] ---**
Why're there so many?
**[08:25] ---**
Quit your whining and get to work!
**[08:27] ---**
Sounds Re!
**[08:50] ---**
Is it all right to leave it
in the hands of a few students?
**[08:54] ---**
Why don't you worry about yourself?
**[09:12] ---**
Here, we will not be interrupted.
**[09:19] ---**
There's no end in sight.
**[09:21] ---**
We'll get support in time.
**[09:24] ---**
We have to hold out until...
**[09:35] ---**
Wait, that guy...
**[09:41] ---**
That thing...
**[09:44] ---**
Trying to drop that on us?
**[09:46] ---**
Not good!
**[09:49] ---**
They have someone
to keep every one of us busy.
***SIGN*** ALONE...
**[09:56] ---**
But none are going after
sweet little Mash.
**[09:59] ---**
He's being baited.
**[10:01] ---**
This is a trap.
**[10:03] ---**
I expect they possess a surefire way
to get sweet little Mash.
**[10:07] ---**
Seriously? How'd you figure that?
**[10:10] ---**
Just a woman's hunch.
**[10:13] ---**
So they have a woman's heart.
I was wondering about that the whole time.
**[10:18] ---**
Mash! You can leave this place
to us for now!
**[10:23] ---**
You're the only one who can pummel
Innocent Zero's heavy hitter in that tower! For real!
**[10:29] ---**
'Kay!
**[10:36] ---**
*Such a big tower would take
too much time to climb.*
**[10:40] ---**
*And he'd become an easy target
for the enemy.*
**[11:11] ---**
*Playing Daruma drop
with the tower. Cool.*
**[11:25] ---**
We meet again, Mash Burnedead.
**[11:31] ---**
It's useless to topple the tower.
**[11:34] ---**
That magic won't disappear
unless you defeat me...
**[11:38] ---**
U-Um... Been a while since... you sat
next to me in the entrance ceremony?
**[11:49] ---**
Wait, have you forgotten about me?
**[12:05] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:14] ---**
Explomb!
**[12:18] ---**
Graviole!
**[12:21] ---**
Sounds Re!
**[12:29] ---**
There's no end to this!
**[12:37] ---**
Why is a baby...
**[12:39] ---**
Baebiez!
***SIGN*** WHAT THE HELL!?
**[12:51] ---**
I am one of the Criminal Canes...
**[12:55] ---**
Sitter Baby.
**[12:58] ---**
My magic turns the targets into infants.
**[13:02] ---**
Infants are the materialization
of the word "inexperienced."
**[13:06] ---**
You will die without being able
to do anything.
***SIGN*** WHAT WAS THAT?
***SIGN*** I'LL GET YOU
***SIGN*** WITH MY MAGIC!
***SIGN*** EXPLOMB!
***SIGN*** FIZZLE
***SIGN*** EXPLOMB!
***SIGN*** EXPLOMB!
***SIGN*** EXPLOMB!
***SIGN*** CRAP!
**[13:25] ---**
*Terrible. This is terrible.*
**[13:27] ---**
*I can't unleash any real magic.
I'm seriously going to die.*
**[13:30] ---**
*Damn it! I don't like it, but I have
to ask Lance for help.*
**[13:36] ---**
*There he is!*
***SIGN*** LANCE!
***SIGN*** HELP ME!
**[13:43] ---**
Are you joking around? Just look at
what's happening around you.
**[13:48] ---**
What? I can't understand
a word of that.
**[13:51] ---**
Baebiez!
**[13:53] ---**
*What? Magic?*
**[13:57] ---**
*So it was magic
that turned him into a baby?*
**[14:02] ---**
*Not that it matters,*
**[14:06] ---**
*but what a shameless look on his face.*
**[14:10] ---**
*It makes me so irritated.*
**[14:17] ---**
Graviole!
**[14:21] ---**
*I have to protect Dot in baby form
while I deal with these guys.*
**[14:29] ---**
Graviole!
**[14:36] ---**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** WAIT! I'M ON MY WAY TO FULLY
RETURNING TO A BABY!?
**[14:40] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:41] ---**
Baebiez!
***SIGN*** CRAP!
***SIGN*** SHUT UP.
***SIGN*** SHUT UP.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
**[14:51] ---**
*I can tell that he's pissed off at me.*
***SIGN*** SHUT UP.
***SIGN*** DAMN IT. MY BODY IS UNKNOWINGLY
REACTING TO THE TOY.
***SIGN*** HMPH. I STILL HAVE A WAYS TO GO
IF I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF...
**[15:20] ---**
The moment you turned into those forms,
your defeat was assured.
**[15:25] ---**
You can't use even a tenth
of your usual magical power.
**[15:31] ---**
How fun it is to have a one-sided
bullying of powerless creatures.
**[15:37] ---**
I have no worries of getting
injured myself. Truly one-sided.
**[15:42] ---**
*Crap. At this rate, we really will be...*
**[15:45] ---**
Now go.
***SIGN*** CRAP!!
***SIGN*** SECTIONAL GRAVIOLE.
**[15:58] ---**
*What is going on?*
**[15:59] ---**
*This powerful even as an infant...
Impossible.*
**[16:03] ---**
*This guy...*
**[16:05] ---**
*His powers are limited, but he made up
for it by limiting the range of his magic.*
**[16:11] ---**
*The enemy's magic was powerful.*
**[16:13] ---**
*But the main caster was weak.
Still, so overwhelming.*
**[16:19] ---**
*This is the top of our class,
the genius, Lance Crown.*
***SIGN*** INDEED, THAT WAS ONE-SIDED, SCUM.
**[16:27] ---**
*I don't know what the heck
he's saying, though.*
**[16:32] ---**
*Occasionally, you see someone in this world
that overcomes the age gap.*
**[16:38] ---**
*I wouldn't expect less from Easton.*
**[16:42] ---**
We still have enemies.
Don't let your guard down.
**[16:45] ---**
I know that.
**[16:49] ---**
Mr. Ryoh.
**[16:50] ---**
What kind of relationship do Mr. Wahlberg
and Innocent Zero have?
**[16:55] ---**
This Magic Realm was shaped
by one great magic user.
**[17:01] ---**
He became the foundation
of Divine Visionaries.
**[17:03] ---**
Literally an individual
with power matching that of God.
**[17:09] ---**
His name was Adam.
**[17:12] ---**
In life, there was none who could
stand up to his dark magic.
**[17:18] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg and Innocent Zero
were Adam's best students.
**[17:24] ---**
So their powers are basically equal?
**[17:28] ---**
Right. But they made an effort
to invade us.
**[17:33] ---**
I'm sure they have some chance of success.
**[17:36] ---**
*If Mr. Wahlberg were to lose
for any reason...*
**[17:43] ---**
This is our first meeting in a while.
**[17:46] ---**
I feel happy about this.
**[17:49] ---**
My word.
**[17:51] ---**
That's pretty horrible.
**[17:53] ---**
You look upon your old friend
like I'm some kind of monster.
**[18:00] ---**
Or is it rather that...
**[18:04] ---**
You'll call me your friend
if I look like this?
**[18:12] ---**
Damn you, have you abandoned
your humanity?
**[18:17] ---**
I am more human than anyone.
**[18:21] ---**
I am too human,
and so my desires are too deep.
**[18:26] ---**
There's no limit to my greed.
**[18:31] ---**
I have two desires for today.
**[18:34] ---**
One is to take home my son,
Mash Burnedead.
**[18:40] ---**
The other is you, Wahlberg.
**[18:43] ---**
I want to make sure that you're dead.
**[18:49] ---**
Timez. The Living Dead.
**[19:24] ---**
*This is...*
**[19:27] ---**
*a forbidden spell.*
**[19:36] ---**
Are you serious?
**[19:39] ---**
You forgot who I am?
***SIGN*** MASH'S POINT OF VIEW
**[19:49] ---**
Hey, are you listening, damn it!?
**[19:53] ---**
Kill. I'll kill you!
**[20:01] ---**
Looks like you finally remembered.
**[20:06] ---**
By the way, I heard.
**[20:08] ---**
Your friend was skewered
but is still alive.
**[20:14] ---**
They really are persistent like cockroaches.
**[20:19] ---**
After I'm done with you,
I'll go kill them with my own hands.
**[20:28] ---**
Your eyes are defiant.
**[20:31] ---**
Do you want to be skewered
like all your buddies?
**[20:36] ---**
Carborain!
**[20:44] ---**
*I sure hope Mash is doing okay.*
**[20:47] ---**
*The overwhelming density
of that carbon lance.*
**[20:50] ---**
*Last time, he dealt with it
by going inside one of Abel's dolls.*
**[20:55] ---**
*But this time...*
**[21:03] ---**
Hup hup hup!
**[21:04] ---**
*He's running.*
**[21:06] ---**
*He's running on top of my magic.*
**[21:10] ---**
Carborain!
**[21:14] ---**
Carborain!
**[21:15] ---**
Hup hup hup!
**[21:17] ---**
Carbo Heavy Rain!
**[21:18] ---**
Hup hup hup!
**[21:38] ---**
*Wh-Why?*
**[21:41] ---**
*Last time, all he could manage
was to avoid my attacks.*
**[21:46] ---**
*Yet, why...*
**[21:49] ---**
I remember now.
**[21:51] ---**
You're the black thorny guy.
**[21:55] ---**
But I've seen it once before.
**[21:58] ---**
So, the same thing twice? Please.
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WAHLBERG BAIGAN AND THE MAGIC OF DARKNESS
# E21 - Wahlberg Baigan and the Magic of Darkness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U41V7M/wahlberg-baigan-and-the-magic-of-darkness)
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**[00:01] ---**
*During the final round of
the Divine Visionary Candidate Exam,*
**[00:05] ---**
*Innocent Zero suddenly invaded.*
**[00:10] ---**
*Headmaster Wahlberg and Innocent Zero
took to the skies and confronted each other.*
**[00:15] ---**
*On ground, where time has stopped
due to magic,*
**[00:19] ---**
*Mash was punching Innocent Zero's
core member, Cell, with his fist.*
**[00:30] ---**
I remember now.
**[00:32] ---**
You're the black thorny guy.
**[00:35] ---**
But I've seen it once before.
**[00:39] ---**
So, the same thing twice? Please.
**[00:42] ---**
*Mash forgets the face
of someone he's fought before,*
**[00:46] ---**
*but apparently he doesn't forget magic,
even if he's seen it just once.*
**[02:22] ---**
*Adam Jobs.*
**[02:24] ---**
*The legendary magic user*
**[02:26] ---**
*blessed with overwhelming magical ability
who reigned at the top*
**[02:30] ---**
*of the Magic Realm for several centuries.*
**[02:33] ---**
*He systemized magic theory on his own,
and created an educational system.*
**[02:39] ---**
*Furthermore, he created the Bureau of Magic
as an administrative organization.*
**[02:43] ---**
*His vast influence
was felt by the magical society.*
**[02:47] ---**
*However, most of his effort
in his later years*
**[02:51] ---**
*went into social assistance to those
who were unable to use magic.*
**[02:57] ---**
*Noblesse Oblige.
The strong exist for the weak.*
**[03:03] ---**
*He entrusted his ideals to his three pupils,
including Wahlberg.*
**[03:10] ---**
*And now...*
**[03:36] ---**
Master.
**[03:38] ---**
I finally acquired it.
**[03:41] ---**
The magic to restore life
from fragments of flesh.
**[03:45] ---**
Though, it only restores time
elapsed on the body.
**[03:50] ---**
I can't bring the psyche back with it.
**[03:53] ---**
How could you...
**[03:56] ---**
From here...
**[04:00] ---**
I, Necross Mance,
will be your opponent.
**[04:04] ---**
Marionettes are my specialty.
**[04:08] ---**
I will make sure to satisfy you.
**[04:12] ---**
All of you...
How far do you intend to push me?
**[04:17] ---**
My oh my, are you going to attack?
**[04:22] ---**
Though a puppet, this is a great man
you once hailed as master.
**[04:31] ---**
Th-This magical power...
**[04:34] ---**
Despite living such a long life, our master
**[04:38] ---**
couldn't fight his lifespan
and became decrepit.
**[04:41] ---**
However, I restored
Master's body in prime form.
**[04:48] ---**
His magical power was the greatest in history.
**[04:52] ---**
I recall Master was so very fond of you.
**[04:56] ---**
So, isn't this a wonderful reunion?
**[05:00] ---**
*Noblesse Oblige, you say?*
**[05:03] ---**
That's right.
**[05:04] ---**
Those of high standing have the responsibility
and duty to guide the weak.
**[05:10] ---**
To me, that's a phrase that people who
neglect effort use to protect themselves.
**[05:18] ---**
There is some truth there, Wahlberg.
**[05:22] ---**
There's no purpose in our
giving of ourselves for others.
**[05:28] ---**
Now hold on a second, you dummy!
Don't refute your own master!
**[05:31] ---**
You really want to assert dominance?
**[05:34] ---**
No.
**[05:36] ---**
I tease. Just kidding, sorry.
**[05:40] ---**
Well, the fact that you can come up
with opinions like that
**[05:44] ---**
simply means that you're still quite young!
**[05:54] ---**
Well, you'll figure it out someday.
**[05:56] ---**
*Because you're strong.*
**[06:02] ---**
*That got repelled!?*
**[06:06] ---**
Master was the greatest man I knew.
**[06:11] ---**
However, the times have changed.
**[06:14] ---**
What's important is not the past,
but the present.
**[06:18] ---**
If you would descend
the present into chaos,
**[06:22] ---**
I won't show mercy,
even against my master.
**[06:28] ---**
Because my present form
is the strongest, Master.
**[06:35] ---**
*Wahlberg.*
**[06:39] ---**
*Wahlberg Baigan.*
**[06:42] ---**
*The man who used to rule
this realm as a Divine Visionary,*
**[06:45] ---**
*and the one who continues to stand
at the top of the Magic Realm to this day.*
**[06:49] ---**
*His skills are assuredly
the strongest in the realm.*
**[06:54] ---**
*However! That's just
in the present Magic Realm.*
**[06:59] ---**
Dark Impact!
**[07:05] ---**
*Adam Jobs' dark magic
returns everything to the void.*
**[07:09] ---**
*It covers everything in darkness.*
**[07:12] ---**
*You shall be enveloped by darkness.*
**[07:15] ---**
Dark Snake!
**[07:20] ---**
*This magical power...
Truly is from his prime.*
**[07:25] ---**
*The great power Adam Jobs used
to control the Magic Realm with...*
**[07:30] ---**
*Dark magic.*
**[07:31] ---**
*It's magic that sends
anything it touches to the void.*
**[07:36] ---**
*It even sends
an opponent's magic into the void.*
**[07:39] ---**
*Which means, once cast, dark magic
cannot be repelled by other magic.*
**[07:45] ---**
*Wahlberg didn't counter against Dark Snake
because he knew his magic wouldn't work.*
**[07:53] ---**
*It's dark magic that his master once used.*
**[07:57] ---**
*There's no way he's oblivious
to its characteristics.*
**[08:03] ---**
This toy is the best yet!
**[08:07] ---**
It has the best specs
of any that I've dealt with!
**[08:12] ---**
I will continue to use it
preciously as one of my own.
**[08:17] ---**
Dark Snake Double!
**[08:26] ---**
*He cut out the dark magic!?*
**[08:29] ---**
Dark Impact!
**[08:44] ---**
Arm!
**[08:47] ---**
My arm!
**[08:51] ---**
What? Don't worry.
**[08:53] ---**
My magic controls space.
**[08:57] ---**
The body part you lost just went to
a slightly distant spot. It won't kill you.
**[09:04] ---**
*I-I see.*
**[09:06] ---**
*Just like how you sliced my body,
space and all.*
**[09:09] ---**
*You carved out the entire space that the dark magic
was occupying in order to deal with it.*
**[09:14] ---**
*Then, I will hit you with enough dark magic
so you can't cut it all out.*
**[09:19] ---**
Dark Impact Absol!
**[09:23] ---**
*It's impossible
to overcome dark magic.*
**[09:26] ---**
*Even Wahlberg won't have enough time
to cut out space with this many!*
**[09:38] ---**
*No way.*
**[09:40] ---**
*He carved out such a wide range
of this ridiculous magic!*
**[09:44] ---**
*I'm using the man who once
took the Magic Realm by storm.*
**[09:48] ---**
*Even if he's the toughest now, there can't be
this large of a gap in skill.*
**[09:53] ---**
*Furthermore, I'm using dark magic.*
**[09:55] ---**
*It's magic that stands
at the pinnacle of all magic!*
**[10:06] ---**
Dark Tremendos!
**[10:11] ---**
Dark magic at full throttle!
**[10:14] ---**
In a clash of two spells, there's no way
dark magic would ever lose!
**[10:24] ---**
It seems you have a misunderstanding.
**[10:28] ---**
Everything till now has been
the abilities of the wand itself.
**[10:34] ---**
This is what casting a spell is like,
young one.
**[10:43] ---**
What is this magical power?
**[10:48] ---**
Space Sacrifice!
**[10:59] ---**
S-Stay away! Stay away!
**[11:02] ---**
Stay away!
**[11:15] ---**
*Well, you'll figure it out someday.*
**[11:18] ---**
*Because you're strong.*
**[11:21] ---**
Master, I will inherit all of your teachings.
**[11:25] ---**
So please, rest in peace, once again.
**[11:32] ---**
*You still not know of decline, Wahlberg.*
**[11:39] ---**
It's your turn next, right, Innocent Zero?
**[11:57] ---**
Explomb!
**[11:59] ---**
Graviole!
**[12:07] ---**
This again, damn it!?
**[12:12] ---**
There's so many.
**[12:13] ---**
They're trying to deplete our magical power.
**[12:20] ---**
Quit your whining.
**[12:22] ---**
It's a calm analysis of the situation.
**[12:26] ---**
*I'd like to assist Mushroom Head,*
**[12:29] ---**
*but if we leave here,
danger befalls the students.*
**[12:37] ---**
So magic you've seen once
doesn't work on you?
**[12:40] ---**
- So, uh...
- Huh?
**[12:43] ---**
Why am I being targeted to begin with?
**[12:50] ---**
Do you know the Forbidden Magic
of Body Construction?
**[12:53] ---**
Forbidden Magic of Body Construction?
**[12:56] ---**
Forbidden Magic of Body Construction.
**[12:58] ---**
Dark magic used to create an immortal heart
from the hearts of six blood relatives.
**[13:05] ---**
That is why Father prepared six children
as vessels to nurture the hearts.
**[13:13] ---**
In short, you are a creation of Father's.
**[13:19] ---**
You are merely a part built
to create Father's perfect body.
***SIGN*** SHOCK
**[13:25] ---**
Shock!
**[13:27] ---**
Rejoice. This is quite honorable.
**[13:31] ---**
You will become a part
of the being closest to God.
**[13:38] ---**
Basically, it's like how you need protein
to create better muscles?
**[13:44] ---**
So that's the kind of existence I am.
**[13:48] ---**
*What the hell is he talking about?*
**[13:52] ---**
Man.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[13:57] ---**
That's heavy.
**[14:04] ---**
It's quite heavy. My life, that is.
**[14:10] ---**
For now, I'll take a nap.
**[14:22] ---**
*He fell asleep in seconds.*
**[14:25] ---**
Hey, don't sleep!
**[14:29] ---**
No good. I woke up,
but it's still reality, apparently.
**[14:34] ---**
By the way, are you one of my brothers?
**[14:37] ---**
I am not.
**[14:38] ---**
I am merely a clone created
by giving Father's blood to a corpse.
**[14:45] ---**
I was born so my life can be used
for Father's grand scheme.
**[14:51] ---**
I see.
**[14:52] ---**
As a son, becoming a part of
Father's body is the greatest honor.
**[14:58] ---**
Yet, one turned out to be trash like you.
**[15:02] ---**
I am so infuriated,
I can't calm myself down.
**[15:05] ---**
Your life is worthless anyway.
**[15:08] ---**
Aren't you glad it has some use?
**[15:11] ---**
So with my own hands,
I'll slash you until...
**[15:15] ---**
*Damn him, I'm still talking!*
**[15:22] ---**
Heavy life or not, worthless life or not,
it doesn't matter.
**[15:30] ---**
I'm unstoppable, so gimme your best.
**[15:35] ---**
I can't let him set the pace.
**[15:38] ---**
*He was created by Father, so I can
understand that he has some power.*
**[15:45] ---**
*Then...*
**[15:48] ---**
*I will go full throttle from the start.*
**[15:53] ---**
Come on.
**[15:54] ---**
Summon Hephaestus.
**[16:04] ---**
The heck is that?
**[16:11] ---**
This is the wand's full power unleashed.
**[16:15] ---**
Its true form!
**[16:18] ---**
Whoa.
**[16:19] ---**
Magic can evolve in countless ways.
**[16:22] ---**
It's based on the user's
total magical power.
**[16:32] ---**
The hell is that?
**[16:34] ---**
This immense magical power...
**[16:38] ---**
Father only seeks your heart.
**[16:42] ---**
I will slice everything else apart.
**[16:46] ---**
Diamond Cutter!
**[16:51] ---**
That was close.
**[16:55] ---**
My place of learning.
**[16:58] ---**
These discs are diamond tipped.
**[17:01] ---**
There's nothing in this world
they can't cut.
**[17:04] ---**
Furthermore, the discs will hunt you down
until they cut you to ribbons.
**[17:25] ---**
I have to ignore the discs
and go directly after him.
**[17:39] ---**
I see. Two out of four are on standby
to keep me away from him.
**[17:46] ---**
Dangerous! Four of them
is absolutely dangerous!
**[17:49] ---**
What's wrong? Are you chickening out?
**[17:53] ---**
But if you flee,
**[17:56] ---**
I will clear out all the humans
in this area as punishment.
**[18:09] ---**
Black Diamond!
**[18:12] ---**
Something else popped up.
**[18:14] ---**
A wand unleashing its
true power via a summon spell
**[18:17] ---**
not only has enhanced abilities,
**[18:20] ---**
but the amount of magical power unleashed
goes up several orders of magnitude.
**[18:24] ---**
These 1000 diamonds will pierce
those rubbish bodies at this academy.
**[18:30] ---**
This tawdry place where you mistakenly
believe was a new home for you,
**[18:34] ---**
and all your useless followers
**[18:38] ---**
will die.
**[18:41] ---**
Give up already, Mash Burnedead!
**[18:57] ---**
*He's leaving?*
**[18:59] ---**
*What's the meaning of this?*
**[19:01] ---**
*Is he leaving
the students behind and fleeing?*
**[19:03] ---**
*Did he give up,
unable to come up with an attack?*
**[19:07] ---**
*Did he abandon all his friends
who are fighting?*
**[19:14] ---**
I did a loop around the academy
to shake them all off.
**[19:17] ---**
*No way.*
**[19:19] ---**
*He shook off all of the discs chasing him?*
**[19:26] ---**
*What kind of speed does he run at?*
**[19:29] ---**
*And he's clinging onto me*
**[19:31] ---**
*so he can take me down with him
when the discs come.*
**[19:35] ---**
But what a shame.
**[19:38] ---**
Did you forget I had this?
**[19:43] ---**
You can't break through my diamond skin
with physical blows!
**[19:47] ---**
I will slice you apart!
**[19:50] ---**
Die!
**[19:59] ---**
So this is all you can do?
**[20:02] ---**
You're trash!
**[20:05] ---**
What a pathetic sight!
**[20:07] ---**
Just you wait, I'll slice your buddies
in half so they can follow after...
**[20:14] ---**
Th-This texture.
**[20:17] ---**
A cream puff?
**[20:20] ---**
What in the world...
**[20:24] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:26] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:28] ---**
- I thought I killed you!
- Cream Puff Party.
**[20:30] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:33] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:35] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:36] ---**
*What is the meaning of this...*
**[20:37] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:39] ---**
*Why are you alive?*
**[20:39] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:41] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:44] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:46] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:47] ---**
*Stop it! The custard is going up my nose!*
**[20:48] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:50] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:52] ---**
*I can't...*
**[20:52] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:53] ---**
*I-I can't breathe.*
**[20:54] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[20:57] ---**
Cream Puff Party.
**[21:00] ---**
Can't... breathe...
**[21:03] ---**
Biceps Magic.
**[21:06] ---**
Python Choke.
**[21:09] ---**
*Hypoxia.*
**[21:11] ---**
*When the brain is deprived of oxygen,
it half-enters hallucinations.*
**[21:17] ---**
*Right before the disc hit,*
**[21:20] ---**
*Mash took the remaining time and
the hardness of diamond into account,*
**[21:23] ---**
*and gave up physical attacks.*
**[21:27] ---**
*And immediately used explosive contraction of
his biceps to put pressure on the carotid artery*
**[21:33] ---**
*to cut off the oxygen supply.*
**[21:36] ---**
*As a result, he KO'ed his foe
in less than a second.*
**[21:40] ---**
*Of course, that includes the Black Diamond.*
**[21:51] ---**
I care a lot about this school.
**[21:56] ---**
If you're claiming to destroy it,
**[21:58] ---**
I'll choke you out as many times
as I need to...
**[22:01] ---**
with my muscles.
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WAHLBERG BAIGAN AND THE GREATEST DANGER
# E22 - Wahlberg Baigan and the Greatest Danger
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**[00:01] ---**
*Wahlberg and Innocent Zero
face each other high in the air.*
**[00:07] ---**
*Innocent Zero used magic to rewind time,*
**[00:10] ---**
*and revived the body of Adam Jobs,
who was previously their mentor.*
**[00:17] ---**
*He then had one of his death row henchmen,
Necross, control Adam and attack.*
**[00:24] ---**
*However, even Adam's most powerful
dark magic didn't work against Wahlberg.*
**[00:33] ---**
*The headmaster is really strong.*
**[00:37] ---**
*On the ground, Mash reflected attacks
from Innocent Zero's core member, Cell War,*
**[00:43] ---**
*and Mash choked him in a second flat.*
**[00:50] ---**
I care a lot about this school.
**[00:54] ---**
If you're claiming to destroy it,
**[00:57] ---**
I'll choke you out as many times
as I need to...
**[01:00] ---**
with my muscles.
**[01:02] ---**
*Mash is also really strong.*
**[02:37] ---**
*In the skies near Easton, Ryoh and
Nerey Shawn took two whole episodes*
**[02:43] ---**
*to finally arrive at Easton Magic Academy.*
**[02:48] ---**
Mr. Ryoh, it really took a long time,
but we're almost at Easton Magic Academy.
**[02:54] ---**
That's a great narration, Nerey.
**[02:57] ---**
But you have to say it before
the narrator to be hot stuff.
**[03:03] ---**
Like me.
**[03:06] ---**
Isn't it useless to fix your hairdo
while flying?
**[03:10] ---**
Oh, now you want to shun me, Shawn?
**[03:13] ---**
But you know, taking care of your appearance
is elementary for a hot guy.
**[03:16] ---**
So awesome!
**[03:19] ---**
Wait, this is no time for that.
**[03:22] ---**
Let's hurry.
**[03:23] ---**
Innocent Zero is at Easton...
**[03:28] ---**
What's wrong, Nerey?
**[03:33] ---**
Nerey is...
**[03:35] ---**
He's frozen, unable to narrate
his own condition.
**[03:44] ---**
This means, someone
has cast magic that stops time,
**[03:48] ---**
and Nerey has entered the stoppage field.
**[03:53] ---**
Which means, I can assume those with low
magical power have all been stopped.
**[03:59] ---**
Sorry, Nerey.
**[04:00] ---**
I'm going ahead without you.
**[04:05] ---**
*I hope Mushroom Head who
Innocent Zero is after is all right.*
**[04:12] ---**
Kaldo! Orter!
**[04:15] ---**
Ryoh.
**[04:17] ---**
Both of you were all right.
**[04:19] ---**
But to defeat this many of them,
I'd expect nothing less from Divine Visionaries.
**[04:23] ---**
Such hot stuff.
**[04:25] ---**
It wasn't just us.
**[04:28] ---**
There seem to be many
excellent students here at Easton.
**[04:34] ---**
Oh, what happened to Mushroom Head?
**[04:37] ---**
Wasn't he being targeted
by Innocent Zero?
**[04:41] ---**
He's fine.
**[04:42] ---**
More than that, he even defeated
one of Innocent Zero's core members.
**[04:47] ---**
Replenish calories... Replenish calories...
**[04:50] ---**
What a guy.
**[04:51] ---**
Not only did he defeat a core member,
but he's elegantly enjoying some sweets.
**[04:55] ---**
More importantly, Mr. Wahlberg
is fighting against Innocent Zero.
**[04:59] ---**
What? Where?
**[05:01] ---**
We don't know.
**[05:03] ---**
So that students don't get roped
into the fight against Innocent Zero,
**[05:08] ---**
he most likely used transfer magic
to move elsewhere.
**[05:12] ---**
I have no idea where he is now.
**[05:14] ---**
Oh, then I'll go look for him.
**[05:18] ---**
Go look?
**[05:19] ---**
How?
***SIGN*** HONK
**[05:21] ---**
With my muscles.
**[05:28] ---**
Let's see what he's got.
**[05:32] ---**
There is no way an anomaly who
can't use detection magic can find him.
**[05:36] ---**
Anyway...
**[05:38] ---**
I will interrogate this man and figure out
everything Innocent Zero is after.
**[05:44] ---**
That's the most efficient, logical procedure.
**[05:48] ---**
Divine Visionaries are executors
of the laws of this realm.
**[05:52] ---**
Evil that defy laws
are sure to be convicted!
**[05:58] ---**
A barrier to nullify all magic.
**[06:03] ---**
Transfer magic.
**[06:05] ---**
That core member was unconscious.
**[06:08] ---**
It wasn't magic he used
on his own, which means...
**[06:12] ---**
Someone on Innocent Zero's side
is still lurking around here.
**[06:18] ---**
Let's investigate.
**[06:19] ---**
Now we can't move around too carelessly.
**[06:22] ---**
If we leave this area,
**[06:25] ---**
the students will get harmed.
**[06:27] ---**
We should avoid that.
**[06:29] ---**
We don't know what will happen.
**[06:31] ---**
All of you stand-by here as well!
**[06:36] ---**
*I'm sorry we can't head over
to help you, Mr. Wahlberg.*
**[06:41] ---**
*However, you are the embodiment
of Noblesse Oblige.*
**[06:45] ---**
*I'm sure you would do
the same thing yourself.*
**[06:49] ---**
*Noblesse Oblige.*
**[06:51] ---**
*The strong are there to help the weak.*
**[06:56] ---**
*If Mr. Wahlberg is the weak,
then the one to go rescue him is me,*
**[06:58] ---**
*the next number one man
of this realm!*
**[07:03] ---**
*You better make sure to find him,
Mushroom Head.*
**[07:07] ---**
*After me, you're the hottest thing right now.*
**[07:18] ---**
*This is the first time
I've seen it in decades.*
**[07:22] ---**
*Space Sacrifice.*
**[07:24] ---**
*You still show no deterioration,
Wahlberg.*
**[07:29] ---**
It's your turn next, right,
Innocent Zero?
**[07:41] ---**
*Noblesse Oblige.*
**[07:44] ---**
*Well, you'll figure it out someday.*
**[07:47] ---**
*Because you are strong.*
**[07:50] ---**
*Master. Leave everything to me now.*
**[07:58] ---**
*He's coming.*
**[07:59] ---**
*Timez Cold!*
**[08:01] ---**
*Time stoppage magic.*
**[08:03] ---**
*Spaces.*
**[08:05] ---**
*He cut out the space around himself.*
**[08:11] ---**
*I'm in his blind spot.*
**[08:18] ---**
*Spaces Bout!*
**[08:29] ---**
*When did he manipulate time?*
**[08:32] ---**
*Timez Rewound!*
**[08:42] ---**
Your legs are next, Wahlberg.
**[08:46] ---**
*He's exploiting the openings
right when I attack.*
**[08:49] ---**
*And using powerful magic
as stopping time this frequently...*
**[08:56] ---**
*He had grown this much, huh?*
**[08:59] ---**
*You monster.*
**[09:02] ---**
*If so...*
**[09:05] ---**
*I will cut out this whole space!*
**[09:08] ---**
*Spaces Bout Stampede!*
**[09:14] ---**
*Not just that.*
**[09:16] ---**
*To keep him from abusing
the time lag against me,*
**[09:19] ---**
*I will keep cutting this space away!*
**[09:23] ---**
*I will carve it all out,
time stoppage magic and all!*
**[09:38] ---**
It'll take more than that
to defeat me, Wahlberg.
**[09:43] ---**
When did you...
**[09:49] ---**
*He stopped time
right before space was carved out!*
**[09:53] ---**
*Timez Rewound!*
**[09:58] ---**
Wh...
**[10:04] ---**
It's useless, Wahlberg.
**[10:07] ---**
There is too much of a power gap
between us.
**[10:11] ---**
I was only interested in myself.
**[10:15] ---**
I had ambitions.
I was willing to make sacrifices.
**[10:20] ---**
But you? Your eyes kept wandering
to others to protect.
**[10:25] ---**
You became unable to prioritize yourself.
**[10:29] ---**
Humans with no egos are weak, Wahlberg.
**[10:36] ---**
This is a result of you abasing
yourself so that others will like you.
**[10:42] ---**
What a shame.
**[10:49] ---**
*Is one's life really only for one's self?*
**[10:54] ---**
*I was born frail of body.*
**[10:58] ---**
*My grades weren't outstanding
and I was cowardly.*
**[11:04] ---**
*There was no place for me in school,
and of course I had no friends.*
**[11:09] ---**
*With no reason to go,
I started to stay home from school.*
**[11:14] ---**
*A lack of confidence made me fearful.
I didn't want to be rejected by others.*
**[11:20] ---**
*So before I could be rejected, I severed
opportunities to interact with people.*
**[11:27] ---**
*Gradually I felt this world was bland
and boring, and became very pessimistic.*
**[11:34] ---**
*And that was when I met...*
**[11:37] ---**
Did you know capybaras run
at 50 km per hour? Come to school.
**[11:42] ---**
*Master Adam.*
**[11:45] ---**
Did you know dolphins drown
if they sleep? Come to school.
**[11:49] ---**
*He made repeated unauthorized visits
to my place, always with strange animal trivia.*
**[11:57] ---**
Did you know pigs can't look up at the sky
because of their physiology? Come to school.
**[12:02] ---**
*No matter how many times
I rejected him...*
**[12:04] ---**
Did you know that dogs can tolerate hot food
even less than humans? Come to school.
**[12:08] ---**
*No matter how bad the weather,*
**[12:11] ---**
*or no matter how coldly
I treated him...*
**[12:16] ---**
*Master tried to involve himself with me.*
**[12:19] ---**
Did you know that giraffes sleep
only 20 minutes a day? Come to school.
**[12:25] ---**
*Time and time again.*
**[12:30] ---**
*One day, I asked him.*
**[12:32] ---**
Why do you go this far?
**[12:36] ---**
How do I put it?
**[12:39] ---**
I just can't leave you alone.
**[12:43] ---**
*Hearing those words saved me.*
**[12:47] ---**
*That one sentence...*
**[12:50] ---**
Huh? You laughed?
**[12:51] ---**
*His actions, his smile.*
**[12:57] ---**
Innocent Zero.
**[12:59] ---**
It's fine to live
for your own sake as you do.
**[13:06] ---**
But I have lived to this day, saved
by all of the goodwill around me.
**[13:13] ---**
So for me to abandon those weaker
than me... That will not happen.
**[13:23] ---**
*You plan on unleashing it here,
Wahlberg?*
**[13:28] ---**
Though it may cost me my life...
**[13:31] ---**
I will not change my ideals.
**[13:36] ---**
The ideals that Master has taught me!
**[13:41] ---**
*Even among triple-liners, very few
are allowed access to the epitome of magic.*
**[13:47] ---**
*Spaces Thirds!*
**[14:18] ---**
*Uranus Inclination!*
**[14:29] ---**
*Spaces Thirds!*
**[14:31] ---**
*Uranus Inclination!*
**[14:35] ---**
*Thirds spells unleash the power
of the gods residing in the wands.*
**[14:41] ---**
*Your power certainly
hasn't declined with age.*
**[14:43] ---**
You surely are aware...
**[14:46] ---**
The power of Uranus, the god of the sky.
Unavoidable space carving magic.
**[14:53] ---**
Wahlberg, how dare you.
**[14:57] ---**
*Timez Cold!*
**[15:01] ---**
What the...
**[15:03] ---**
It's useless. Within this space,
any magic can be transferred.
**[15:10] ---**
There's nowhere to run, Innocent Zero.
**[15:13] ---**
That's how far you will go to...
**[15:16] ---**
That's right. This is the least I can do
as headmaster.
**[15:23] ---**
*Uranus World Delete!*
**[15:40] ---**
With this, I will sever the affinity I have had
with you for such a long time, Innocent Zero!
**[15:58] ---**
*Timez Unmove.*
**[16:00] ---**
I have stopped all time within this space.
**[16:04] ---**
No manner of attack
can affect me, who can control time.
**[16:09] ---**
Your loss was destined from the moment
you chose to fight against me.
**[16:17] ---**
As an old friend,
I will instantly send you to your grave.
**[16:23] ---**
*Timez Arrow Rain.*
**[16:29] ---**
You won't survive with those wounds.
**[16:43] ---**
I delivered a fatal blow
to the caster, yet the magic...
**[16:49] ---**
Thirds unleashes the true power
within the wand.
**[16:54] ---**
If you load it with maximum magical power,
even if the caster were to die,
**[16:58] ---**
the will of the wand
will cast the spell on its own.
**[17:03] ---**
That's foolish. You can't...
**[17:07] ---**
I had been saving up my magical power
this whole time for that.
**[17:13] ---**
It can't be...
**[17:15] ---**
My Thirds will tear you apart...
**[17:19] ---**
in exchange for my own life.
**[17:25] ---**
*You planned this from the beginning.*
**[17:28] ---**
*I have not fulfilled my duty yet.*
**[17:33] ---**
*I've been watching the whole time.*
**[17:36] ---**
*The kind students who desperately
protected their friends' futures.*
**[17:43] ---**
*A student who is determined to change
the rules of this world to save his little sister.*
**[17:51] ---**
*And a kind-hearted student who seeks to become
a Divine Visionary, protect his friends,*
**[17:57] ---**
*and correct mistakes so he can live
with his grandfather even without magic.*
**[18:04] ---**
*This world could be so much better.*
**[18:09] ---**
*It could be a world filled with kindness,*
**[18:11] ---**
*where we respect each other
and accept our weaknesses.*
**[18:18] ---**
*That is why I must save them.*
**[18:24] ---**
*Those weak, fragile souls.
They who were like me long ago.*
**[18:30] ---**
*People who are irrationally
being tormented...*
**[18:36] ---**
*And for that purpose, I must spearhead
the effort and lead the others.*
**[18:44] ---**
*Noblesse Oblige.*
**[18:47] ---**
*Like my master did for me.*
**[18:51] ---**
*To laugh together...*
**[18:54] ---**
*I will show it with my own actions.*
**[19:08] ---**
*To my students!*
**[19:12] ---**
That light...
**[19:14] ---**
Wh-What's that?
**[19:15] ---**
Magic!
**[19:17] ---**
That is spatial magic.
**[19:19] ---**
Which means... It can't be!
**[19:21] ---**
It's the four seasons of omnipotence!
**[19:24] ---**
Wh-What in the world is that?
**[19:26] ---**
This is outrageous.
**[19:31] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg didn't...
**[19:38] ---**
Why is it shrinking?
**[19:40] ---**
Spatial magic is activated
in an expanded area.
**[19:45] ---**
*I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[19:59] ---**
*Innocent Zero.*
**[20:01] ---**
*The spell hasn't activated.*
**[20:04] ---**
*Is it possible that he reversed time?*
**[20:07] ---**
*Such a giant space as that?
The entire thing?*
**[20:17] ---**
*Timez Arrow Rain.*
**[20:21] ---**
*Spaces Bout.*
**[20:38] ---**
Wahlberg. You are strong.
**[20:41] ---**
But I will become even stronger.
**[20:47] ---**
I live only for my own sake.
You cannot surpass me.
**[20:53] ---**
I will show you proof right now.
**[20:58] ---**
*How cruel is fate...*
**[21:01] ---**
*So our ideals are doomed,
never to be realized...*
**[21:07] ---**
*Was the world I envisioned so fragile*
**[21:10] ---**
*that such a small-minded belief
can crush it underfoot?*
**[21:18] ---**
*Alas...*
**[21:21] ---**
Farewell, Wahlberg.
**[21:38] ---**
Mash Burnedead!
**[21:41] ---**
Headmaster, you asked me
during the entrance exam.
**[21:46] ---**
If I were to face something
that overwhelmingly outpowers me,
**[21:51] ---**
what would I do?
**[21:56] ---**
I'd knock the stuffing out of it...
**[22:02] ---**
with my fist!
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE ORIGIN
OF THE GREATEST MAGIC USER
# E23 - Mash Burnedead and the Origin of the Greatest Magic User
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD1NM2/mash-burnedead-and-the-origin-of-the-greatest-magic-user)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Headmaster Wahlberg is forced
into a tough battle against Innocent Zero,*
**[00:10] ---**
*but he uses the ultimate magic Spaces Thirds
to quickly turn the tide of battle.*
**[00:17] ---**
*Uranus Inclination!*
**[00:22] ---**
*Uranus World Delete!*
**[00:50] ---**
*The spatial magic unleashed with his life
on the line seemed to engulf Innocent Zero.*
**[00:56] ---**
*However, Innocent Zero rewound time
to nullify the magic.*
**[01:03] ---**
*Wahlberg had fallen
into a desperate crisis...*
**[01:07] ---**
*and what saved him was none other
than Mash's knee strike.*
**[01:23] ---**
Mash Burnedead!
**[01:27] ---**
If I were to face something
that overwhelmingly outpowers me,
**[01:31] ---**
what would I do?
**[01:35] ---**
I'd knock the stuffing out of it...
**[01:39] ---**
with my fist!
**[01:41] ---**
*Mash, you're so awesome.*
**[01:45] ---**
*But those legs are a bit... Yeah.*
**[03:21] ---**
What's going on here, Kaldo?
**[03:22] ---**
The spatial magic that had been
deployed is all gone.
**[03:26] ---**
There's only one thing that I can think of.
**[03:30] ---**
Time magic rewound some time.
**[03:33] ---**
Time magic?
**[03:35] ---**
Innocent Zero, huh?
**[03:40] ---**
Kaldo, I'm leaving you in charge of here.
**[03:43] ---**
Understood.
Please take care of Mr. Wahlberg.
**[03:48] ---**
Who are you talking to?
This is me, after all!
**[03:55] ---**
*That said, thinking about the situation,
I'm sure I'll have a hard time.*
**[04:01] ---**
*Please be safe for now, Mr. Wahlberg.*
**[04:11] ---**
What are you doing, Mash Burnedead!?
**[04:14] ---**
This man is after you!
**[04:16] ---**
You must go immedi—
**[04:17] ---**
I was raised to be kind to the elderly.
**[04:22] ---**
You're saying that you'll treat me
just like any old man out there?
**[04:29] ---**
As I'd expect from Mash Burnedead.
**[04:32] ---**
I'm glad you came
all the way out here to see me.
**[04:36] ---**
My son.
**[04:40] ---**
Now, you shall come with me.
**[04:43] ---**
Wha...
**[04:46] ---**
Come.
**[04:48] ---**
Wha...
**[04:52] ---**
I see. Then I will
have to take you by force.
**[04:57] ---**
But before that...
**[05:01] ---**
This is...
**[05:02] ---**
Headmaster!
**[05:05] ---**
With repeated
physical reconfiguration of my body,
**[05:08] ---**
I became able to steal
others' magical abilities.
**[05:12] ---**
Of course, I obtained
our master's dark magic as well.
**[05:17] ---**
And now Wahlberg,
**[05:20] ---**
your spatial magic is next.
**[05:29] ---**
Too late.
**[05:40] ---**
I-It can't be...
**[05:42] ---**
Oh yes it can.
**[05:50] ---**
*Space Sacrifice.*
**[06:04] ---**
*This can't be... My magic...*
**[06:07] ---**
*Not only that,*
**[06:09] ---**
*but such a difference
in magical capacity...*
**[06:17] ---**
Darn.
**[06:20] ---**
I gained the power to rule this world.
**[06:23] ---**
The world is mine now.
**[06:27] ---**
Mash Burnedead. You're next.
**[06:31] ---**
You will be mine.
**[06:34] ---**
*No. If he gets Mash as well,
our hopes...*
**[06:51] ---**
Doesn't faze me one bit.
**[06:58] ---**
I said it doesn't faze me.
**[07:06] ---**
That was close.
**[07:08] ---**
You felt the overwhelming difference
in power with your own body.
**[07:13] ---**
I will take you home with me,
Mash Burnedead.
**[07:23] ---**
What now?
**[07:24] ---**
His magical power is running
beyond his physical capacity.
**[07:29] ---**
That's the price of greedily seeking power.
**[07:34] ---**
*I only wish to become a perfect human.*
**[07:39] ---**
*Undying, beautiful, and powerful.*
**[07:43] ---**
*That's all I want.*
**[07:47] ---**
*A perfect human.*
**[07:49] ---**
*To obtain a physical body
that can hold all magical power.*
**[07:53] ---**
*That's why he's after Mash Burnedead.*
**[08:00] ---**
Don't get too cocky.
**[08:02] ---**
You are nothing more
than one of my ingredients.
**[08:07] ---**
Your only purpose in life is to elevate me
into a higher state of being.
**[08:13] ---**
That's simply your ego talking.
**[08:16] ---**
He has the right to decide
the course of his own life.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[08:22] ---**
Totally that.
**[08:26] ---**
The course of his own life?
**[08:29] ---**
Humans like you who cannot use magic
can't live within this realm, anyway.
**[08:36] ---**
*Shock!*
**[08:38] ---**
Adam Jobs had ruled over
the Magic Realm for a long time.
**[08:42] ---**
He kept saying
Noblesse Oblige and the like,
**[08:45] ---**
but in the end, he could not stop the exclusion
for those who couldn't use magic.
**[08:51] ---**
Can't I say the same for you?
**[08:53] ---**
Right, Wahlberg?
**[08:59] ---**
*Oh no.*
**[09:00] ---**
*With almost no magical power left,
I can't completely dodge it.*
**[09:07] ---**
*I didn't think he could still move this much.*
**[09:10] ---**
*But it doesn't change the fact that
we're in a very desperate situation.*
**[09:14] ---**
*With this much
power differential between us...*
**[09:18] ---**
What a convenient tale, isn't it?
**[09:24] ---**
In a world where magic is everything,
the best magic user is such a despicable guy.
**[09:31] ---**
He's so worth defeating
with my muscles.
**[09:41] ---**
Then the world will accept me.
**[09:50] ---**
Ignorance can be such a scary thing.
**[09:54] ---**
It seems you cannot comprehend me,
an omnipotent being.
**[10:02] ---**
However, it seems I do require some time
to acclimate to this body as well.
**[10:09] ---**
Now if you'll excuse me.
**[10:12] ---**
*That easily...*
**[10:19] ---**
We'll finish this another time.
**[10:36] ---**
What is this magic?
**[10:38] ---**
The demons are disappearing.
**[10:41] ---**
It's useless to transfer
all the ones we've defeated.
**[10:45] ---**
*They're right.*
**[10:48] ---**
*But this is Innocent Zero we're facing.*
**[10:51] ---**
*There has to be some reason...*
**[11:06] ---**
I-It's gotten huge!
**[11:09] ---**
*He fused together the corpses of the demons
we defeated to create a giant monster.*
**[11:20] ---**
What is that?
**[11:22] ---**
That's...
**[11:24] ---**
You sure have quite a big mouth.
**[11:26] ---**
So stop it if you can, Mash Burnedead.
**[11:30] ---**
If someone without magic
is even capable of such a feat.
**[11:39] ---**
*A monster in that state has enough power
to destroy an entire town instantly.*
**[11:46] ---**
*He decided to fight power with power,
and an overwhelming one.*
**[11:53] ---**
*O-Oh no, my magical power...*
**[12:03] ---**
In the end, I make it just in time
during a crisis. That's who I am.
**[12:08] ---**
Ryoh.
**[12:10] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg! Those injuries...
**[12:13] ---**
We must take you to
the Bureau of Magic Hospital—
**[12:15] ---**
B-Be careful, Mash... Burne...
**[12:20] ---**
Mash?
**[12:21] ---**
Mushroom Head was here?
**[12:23] ---**
*Oh, then I'll go look for him.*
**[12:27] ---**
Sheesh. You promised me
you'll let me know when you find him.
**[12:32] ---**
However...
**[12:36] ---**
This was quite some hot stuff you did here.
**[12:49] ---**
You sure have quite a big mouth.
**[12:52] ---**
So stop it if you can, Mash Burnedead.
**[12:55] ---**
If someone without magic
is even capable of such a feat.
**[13:05] ---**
H-Huh?
**[13:06] ---**
What? What happened?
**[13:09] ---**
I feel like I was sleeping the whole time.
**[13:12] ---**
What in the world...
**[13:14] ---**
Huh? Where's the dragon?
**[13:16] ---**
Dot? Lance?
**[13:22] ---**
The time stoppage magic is gone.
**[13:25] ---**
That's not good.
**[13:26] ---**
People are going to panic.
**[13:28] ---**
No doubt.
**[13:29] ---**
I mean,
**[13:31] ---**
we have that monster over there.
**[13:36] ---**
What is that thing?
**[13:37] ---**
Is that a monster?
**[13:38] ---**
You're kidding me!
**[13:40] ---**
Hey, it's headed our way!
**[13:42] ---**
Is it trying to destroy our school!?
**[13:45] ---**
Lord Abel, that is...
**[13:48] ---**
Innocent Zero.
**[13:51] ---**
Mash.
**[13:59] ---**
Th-The rubble...
**[14:01] ---**
No!
**[14:04] ---**
*Help me, big brother!*
**[14:07] ---**
*Graviole!*
**[14:11] ---**
What? They stopped!
**[14:14] ---**
You always give me power, Anna.
**[14:20] ---**
What was that cutscene just now?
**[14:22] ---**
Did I just see one of your fantasies? Me?
**[14:25] ---**
Freaky!
**[14:27] ---**
*Sounds Re!*
**[14:31] ---**
Hurry! Get out of here!
**[14:45] ---**
We can't win against a monster like that.
**[14:48] ---**
Mash! Where are you, Mash!?
**[14:53] ---**
No matter how big this thing is...
**[14:56] ---**
*Explomb!*
**[15:06] ---**
*It totally pulled that barrier thingy
out of nowhere.*
**[15:10] ---**
*What's up with that?*
**[15:12] ---**
That's a magic-nullifying barrier.
**[15:15] ---**
Barrier?
**[15:16] ---**
You mean, just like the thing
that protected that thorny dude.
**[15:21] ---**
Yes. One of Innocent Zero's casters who put
that up should be around here somewhere.
**[15:26] ---**
If we don't defeat them,
magic won't work against that thing.
**[15:30] ---**
Orter is after the caster right now,
but I'm sure they're deftly hiding.
**[15:37] ---**
We can't do anything at present,
so I'm going to join the investigation.
**[15:41] ---**
M-Me too!
**[15:44] ---**
Hey, don't push! Help!
**[15:46] ---**
A monster that magic
doesn't work against? It's all over!
**[15:49] ---**
No good. There's a barrier
over here too, so we can't escape!
**[15:50] ---**
You're not gonna run?
**[15:52] ---**
Who are you saying that to?
**[15:55] ---**
No matter what comes, I'll stop it.
**[15:59] ---**
It looks like I'll be able
to perform a wonderful melody.
**[16:06] ---**
*Damn it, a caster who put up the barrier?*
**[16:09] ---**
*And that monster's almost on us.*
**[16:13] ---**
*We're gonna be doomed at this rate.*
**[16:15] ---**
- Save us!
- I don't wanna die yet!
**[16:26] ---**
Done for... We're all done for.
**[16:28] ---**
Help! Someone, help us!
**[16:31] ---**
Why did things end up this way?
**[16:33] ---**
And I haven't gone
on my honeymoon yet!
**[16:37] ---**
Lord Abel.
**[16:41] ---**
- This time, we're done for!
- It's all over for Easton!
**[16:45] ---**
What? Crap!
**[16:47] ---**
*We won't make it in time.*
**[17:03] ---**
How...
**[17:07] ---**
Why...
**[17:20] ---**
It's being dragged back.
**[17:22] ---**
Is that magic?
**[17:24] ---**
No, the barrier nullifies all magic.
**[17:28] ---**
Which means, that's likely...
**[17:32] ---**
It's him!
**[17:33] ---**
Impossible.
**[17:41] ---**
Huh? No way.
**[17:51] ---**
*Ever since I met you...*
**[17:53] ---**
*I've always, always felt this way.*
**[17:57] ---**
*But this is simply
way too ridiculous, Mash.*
**[18:09] ---**
Hey, that...
**[18:10] ---**
Isn't that Mash Burnedead?
**[18:12] ---**
Y-You're kidding me.
**[18:14] ---**
He's playing...
**[18:16] ---**
...tug-of-war with it!
**[18:20] ---**
But is it all right?
**[18:21] ---**
He can't use magic, right?
**[18:24] ---**
Can someone like that
be at the top of this school?
**[18:27] ---**
We can't allow that.
**[18:29] ---**
There's no room for someone
who can't use magic in this world.
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah. I mean, how'd he even...
**[18:44] ---**
Does it really matter, though?
**[18:49] ---**
Whether or not you can use magic...
**[18:53] ---**
Right now, he's fighting
for us and the school.
**[18:59] ---**
He's giving everything he's got
to fight for us!
**[19:05] ---**
You can do it.
**[19:07] ---**
You can do it.
**[19:10] ---**
- You can do it.
- You can do it.
**[19:16] ---**
You can do it, Mash.
**[19:18] ---**
Mash Burnedead.
**[19:20] ---**
You can do it, Mash!
**[19:25] ---**
Mash!
**[19:27] ---**
I would never have imagined this.
**[19:30] ---**
Mash, who was always scolded at school.
**[19:35] ---**
Mash, who was about to be expelled.
**[19:39] ---**
Mash, who can't use magic.
**[19:44] ---**
*He's overriding every rule in this world
where magic is everything.*
**[20:13] ---**
You can do it.
**[20:16] ---**
You can do it, Mash!!
**[20:56] ---**
Mash!
**[21:00] ---**
I'm glad you were all right.
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah, thanks.
**[21:04] ---**
Mash, you were so amazing!
That was so awesome!
**[21:07] ---**
I'm so proud of my husband!
**[21:10] ---**
Take me...
**[21:12] ---**
- and eat up.
- Eat up.
**[21:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:20] ---**
Tasty, so tasty.
**[21:23] ---**
What? A cream puff!? Why!?
**[21:32] ---**
I see, I get it.
Thank you for the report.
**[21:36] ---**
Now, if you'll excuse me.
**[21:39] ---**
Ryoh.
**[21:41] ---**
Mr. Wahlberg.
**[21:44] ---**
It seems like he did it.
**[21:46] ---**
That Mushroom Head.
**[21:50] ---**
I see.
**[21:52] ---**
*Noblesse Oblige.*
**[21:55] ---**
*In this Magic Realm, the one who embodies
that concept the most is you.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Mash Burnedead.*
***SIGN*** NEXT EPISODE
MASH BURNEDEAD AND HIS GOOD FRIENDS
# E24 - Mash Burnedead and His Good Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3KGEK/mash-burnedead-and-his-good-friends)
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**[00:07] ---**
Well done. Now leave the rest to...
**[00:13] ---**
H-Help...
**[00:18] ---**
Orter...
**[00:20] ---**
Kaldo, I hear you have sided
with Mash Burnedead.
**[00:25] ---**
To be swayed simply
from a small show of brawn...
**[00:29] ---**
How you have fallen.
**[00:32] ---**
I will not accept him.
**[00:37] ---**
It's not like I fully accept him, either.
**[00:43] ---**
But his strength is legitimate,
if nothing else.
**[00:47] ---**
There may come a time
when you'll have to accept that.
**[02:22] ---**
*Several days later,*
**[02:24] ---**
*news of Innocent Zero's assault on Easton
Magic Academy had spread across the world.*
**[02:31] ---**
*To stem the chaos, the official story was that
the Divine Visionaries drove him off.*
**[02:37] ---**
*However, many had their doubts about that.*
**[02:42] ---**
*Following this incident,*
**[02:44] ---**
*the Bureau of Magic responded by fortifying
security and regulating information.*
**[02:50] ---**
*Mash, the center of this incident and
the only one who knew the truth,*
**[02:55] ---**
*was burdened by this grave knowledge...*
**[03:00] ---**
*and went to the beach.*
**[03:04] ---**
*Why?*
**[03:05] ---**
Hittin' the beach in the summer is a must!
**[03:07] ---**
I've never seen a beach before.
**[03:09] ---**
I've never been to the beach
with friends before.
**[03:12] ---**
Me neither.
**[03:13] ---**
Me neither.
**[03:14] ---**
Me neither.
**[03:16] ---**
Let's all have fun.
**[03:17] ---**
- Yup.
- Yeah!
**[03:18] ---**
Whee! Whee!
**[03:20] ---**
*Well, they're all
on the quirky side, so...*
**[03:23] ---**
But should we be here,
given everything that's happened?
**[03:26] ---**
Dummy! This is exactly the time
to play watermelon smash!
**[03:30] ---**
'Tis the season.
**[03:32] ---**
Okay, here's a slaughtermelon.
***SIGN*** WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
**[03:34] ---**
What's that!?
**[03:36] ---**
I see. So I have to smash it ope...
***SIGN*** SHLOOP
**[03:40] ---**
Show an opening and it'll suck your blood.
Worst case scenario, you die.
**[03:43] ---**
Freaky, creepy, scary!
Why did you bring such a thing!?
**[03:47] ---**
Whatcha talkin' about?
**[03:48] ---**
Life is a constant struggle.
You kill or be killed.
**[03:51] ---**
What's this all of a sudden?
Your eyes are glazed over!
**[03:59] ---**
Okay, I smashed it. Let's eat.
**[04:01] ---**
Thank... you... Thank... y...ou...
**[04:06] ---**
*So hard to eat!*
**[04:09] ---**
But I can't believe Mash
was Innocent Zero's child.
**[04:14] ---**
Considering Mash's circumstances,
**[04:17] ---**
they're going to make him
take the fall somehow.
**[04:21] ---**
He hasn't done anything wrong, though.
**[04:26] ---**
Things are going the opposite way
of the peace Mash is hoping for.
**[04:31] ---**
For Mash, the greatest trial yet
is about to happen.
**[04:36] ---**
Headmaster!
**[04:37] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[04:39] ---**
It's summertime.
**[04:41] ---**
But your injuries...
**[04:42] ---**
There's nothing to worry ab...
**[04:44] ---**
You really are badly injured!
**[04:47] ---**
Why did you make an effort to come here?
**[04:49] ---**
Summer only comes once a year.
**[04:52] ---**
No, but still...
**[04:53] ---**
As you all know,
**[04:55] ---**
Mash Burnedead will never know peace
unless we defeat Innocent Zero.
**[05:02] ---**
On top of his time magic,
the most powerful of personal magics,
**[05:06] ---**
he has my spatial magic.
**[05:09] ---**
And he's amplified its effectiveness
with forbidden magic.
**[05:16] ---**
You can say that Innocent Zero is the greatest
magic user in Magic Realm history.
**[05:23] ---**
That's not all.
**[05:25] ---**
The five brothers who flank him
are all top-tier magic users in this world.
**[05:32] ---**
They match my powers, if not more.
**[05:36] ---**
To think five people who are that powerful
are on the enemy side...
**[05:40] ---**
At this rate, the world
will surely come to an end.
**[05:45] ---**
I didn't expect Innocent Zero
to amass this much power.
**[05:51] ---**
As we stand now,
our chance of victory is nearly zero.
**[05:57] ---**
However, I believe the uncertainty
that can overcome that is Mash Burnedead.
**[06:07] ---**
Through physical training, he gained
instantaneous power, toughness, mental fortitude,
**[06:14] ---**
and absurd strength.
**[06:17] ---**
This absurd strength surely will be the key
to break through the strongest of magics.
**[06:23] ---**
But, for all Mash is, he can't just go up against
the strongest magic user in the world.
**[06:28] ---**
Lemon, it will be all right.
**[06:31] ---**
Either I'll win, or I'll lose.
That's one in two. A 50% chance.
**[06:38] ---**
And muscles never lose.
***SIGN*** HONK
**[06:44] ---**
So the chances of winning are 100%.
**[06:50] ---**
*What an unintelligent line of reasoning.*
**[06:53] ---**
*That's what I love about him.*
**[06:56] ---**
*And most off all, there's his spirit.*
**[07:00] ---**
*Always optimistic, never abandoning the weak.
Such a heart is where true strength dwells.*
**[07:07] ---**
*Please make into reality
the world that I could not create.*
**[07:12] ---**
I'm counting on you, Mash Burnedead.
**[07:17] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[07:19] ---**
I'll beat up all the enemies,
**[07:22] ---**
and then, I will definitely graduate
from this school with everyone.
**[07:28] ---**
Mash.
**[07:35] ---**
But the end-of-semester exams
are coming up.
**[07:38] ---**
Are you really okay?
**[07:41] ---**
One failed exam
and you're immediately expelled.
**[07:51] ---**
By the way, old man...
**[07:53] ---**
There are end-of-semester exams
before the Divine Visionary Elect Final Exam.
**[07:57] ---**
Is Mushroom Head gonna be okay?
**[07:59] ---**
Mash is a kind soul,
so he will be all right.
**[08:03] ---**
What does kindness
have to do with exams?
**[08:08] ---**
We gave Mash a mock exam
to see where he stands now.
**[08:13] ---**
Magical Linguistics, 30 points.
**[08:15] ---**
Magic History, 10 points.
**[08:17] ---**
Potions, 3 points.
**[08:19] ---**
Magical Mathematics, 10 points.
***SIGN*** SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK
**[08:23] ---**
He scraped by through the hands-on exams,
so his written exams are abysmal.
**[08:28] ---**
He's deranged.
He really hates studying, doesn't he?
**[08:33] ---**
I wanna go home.
**[08:34] ---**
Well, don't worry.
**[08:36] ---**
All of us will support ya.
**[08:38] ---**
Huh? Dot, you do well academically?
**[08:42] ---**
I sure do.
**[08:45] ---**
Studying is the most visible form
of effort made to achieve a goal.
**[08:50] ---**
So I study a little bit every day,
thinking it's practice for putting in effort.
**[08:54] ---**
And you lose nothing from having
an academic background.
**[08:56] ---**
I don't want to have any regrets
once I grow up.
***SIGN*** SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK
**[09:02] ---**
I'm somehow hurt by this.
**[09:04] ---**
Don't you worry.
I'll teach you what you need.
**[09:09] ---**
Teach me pleash...
***SIGN*** GNASH
***SIGN*** GRIN
**[09:15] ---**
All right, let's get to it.
**[09:17] ---**
'Kay.
**[09:18] ---**
We'll start with the basics
for Magical Mathematics.
**[09:21] ---**
We'll ignore the practical applications
and go straight for test points.
**[09:25] ---**
'Kay.
**[09:25] ---**
What's important is to memorize
the formulas, and how you adapt them.
**[09:32] ---**
We'll do Magic History next.
**[09:34] ---**
First, we can learn the terminology,
then connect them together into a line.
**[09:38] ---**
Once you're able to do that...
**[09:39] ---**
Magical Linguistics is a piece of cake
if you learn techniques to be clever!
**[09:43] ---**
The ones you really need to get down
is this formula and...
**[09:46] ---**
For Magical Studies,
**[09:48] ---**
it's important to learn
the system of magics first,
**[09:50] ---**
then break it down
into smaller subdivisions.
**[09:53] ---**
For instance, this...
**[09:55] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:56] ---**
I heard an explosion!
**[09:57] ---**
Mash!
**[10:01] ---**
I can't...
**[10:02] ---**
I can't bring myself
to think I can do this at all. Ever.
**[10:06] ---**
It's not a matter of can or can't!
**[10:08] ---**
If you can't, you'll be expelled.
**[10:10] ---**
Evil... So brutal...
**[10:23] ---**
Glance.
**[10:34] ---**
Mash!?
**[10:35] ---**
Mash?
**[10:38] ---**
He made a run for it!
**[10:39] ---**
Mash!
**[10:41] ---**
- We have to hurry after him!
- Stop. Don't chase him.
**[10:44] ---**
Lance?
**[10:45] ---**
Consequences aside,
**[10:46] ---**
if he runs from difficult situations,
then that's just the kind of person he is.
**[10:51] ---**
But...
**[10:51] ---**
I'm not bored enough to teach someone
who isn't willing to learn.
**[10:57] ---**
But...
**[10:58] ---**
I'm still gonna go look for him.
**[11:00] ---**
Finn!
**[11:19] ---**
*Where did Mash go?*
**[11:24] ---**
*He's buried? Into the ground?*
**[11:28] ---**
I want to return to the earth like this.
**[11:30] ---**
Mash.
**[11:33] ---**
I'm sorry, Finn.
Studying is the one thing I can't...
**[11:37] ---**
That's not like you, Mash.
**[11:42] ---**
The Mash I know
**[11:44] ---**
doesn't think twice when taking on
even the most impossible opponents.
**[11:48] ---**
I want to graduate together with you.
**[11:52] ---**
Together with you, Mash!
**[11:56] ---**
Let's give it some effort, okay?
**[12:00] ---**
Thank you, Finn.
**[12:04] ---**
It really is like what you just said.
**[12:06] ---**
I showed you a pathetic side of myself.
**[12:14] ---**
I'll try my best.
**[12:17] ---**
What's with all the moles attached to you?
**[12:23] ---**
I'm sorry for running away.
**[12:25] ---**
Please teach me one more time.
**[12:28] ---**
Oh man, what should I do?
I'm not motivated—
**[12:31] ---**
Let's try our best, Mash!
**[12:32] ---**
Huh?
**[12:33] ---**
Sorry, I'm kidding.
I jest. Did I look petty?
**[12:36] ---**
Maybe I looked like a really petty guy?
**[12:38] ---**
To your seat.
**[12:40] ---**
'Kay.
**[12:41] ---**
Please don't ignore me.
I'm seriously sorry.
**[12:45] ---**
*And thus, Mash confronted studying,
which he was not so good at.*
**[13:01] ---**
*And on exam day...*
**[13:04] ---**
Now, begin!
**[13:21] ---**
- This is it.
- Egalt Vansom.
**[13:23] ---**
You'll be okay, Mash!
**[13:25] ---**
Graduate with everyone...
Graduate with everyone...
**[13:28] ---**
Next. Mash Burnedead.
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, here.
**[13:38] ---**
Mash Burnedead.
**[13:40] ---**
You have always had a rebellious attitude
towards classes at this academy.
***SIGN*** SLUMP
**[13:47] ---**
I didn't mean to be...
**[13:48] ---**
On top of that,
your grades are usually atrocious.
**[13:52] ---**
I'd like to say it's only a matter of time
before you are expelled.
**[13:58] ---**
But it seems you can
put in the effort on occasion.
**[14:02] ---**
These are...
**[14:04] ---**
Your marks are not what I'd call
praiseworthy, however.
**[14:07] ---**
You scraped by!
**[14:08] ---**
Just barely.
***SIGN*** BAM
**[14:11] ---**
Welp, easy peasy.
**[14:13] ---**
Don't get cocky.
**[14:15] ---**
Don't get cocky.
**[14:17] ---**
Bamboo it!
**[14:18] ---**
What?
**[14:19] ---**
That's a huge problem!
**[14:20] ---**
*They understand what he's saying?*
**[14:22] ---**
Bamboo it!
**[14:24] ---**
It's in the newspaper that
**[14:26] ---**
the prestigious Easton Academy has
a Lackmagic as Divine Visionary candidate.
**[14:29] ---**
*Even Lance can understand.*
**[14:31] ---**
Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo-bamboo it!
**[14:34] ---**
What the!?
**[14:35] ---**
All the civilians who read the newspaper
are rushing onto campus!?
**[14:40] ---**
Hand over Mash Burnedead!
**[14:42] ---**
What do you mean,
there's a Lackmagic here!?
**[14:45] ---**
Banish him from the magic school at once!
**[14:47] ---**
Quit hiding and show yourself!
**[14:49] ---**
It's unheard of that a Lackmagic attends
the top academy of the Magic Realm!
**[14:54] ---**
You're letting a blight-blood
on the platform of God's holy festival?
**[14:57] ---**
That's an act of blasphemy against God!
**[14:59] ---**
*Not good. They're too worked up
and can't calm down.*
**[15:05] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[15:06] ---**
Unrelated guys stay the hell out!
**[15:09] ---**
Hold on just a second!
**[15:13] ---**
Lemon.
**[15:15] ---**
Just because he can't use magic,
how does that effect all of you?
**[15:20] ---**
Does a person's worth
depend on their magic skills?
**[15:27] ---**
I disagree.
**[15:29] ---**
At the point he can't use magic,
he's been forsaken by God!
**[15:32] ---**
He's not like us!
**[15:34] ---**
What do you have to do with him?
**[15:36] ---**
Outsiders should stay out!
**[15:37] ---**
I'm not an outsider!
**[15:43] ---**
I am...
**[15:44] ---**
Mash Burnedead's...
**[15:47] ---**
wife.
**[15:49] ---**
He was already married?
**[15:51] ---**
At that young an age?
***SIGN*** HONK
**[15:53] ---**
Oh, brother.
**[15:55] ---**
Maybe not a wife but more like a soulmate!
**[15:57] ---**
The red string of fate
tightly binds us together!
**[16:00] ---**
Gimme a break!
**[16:00] ---**
Be a bit serious, will ya?
**[16:02] ---**
Huh? Got a problem with that, punks!?
**[16:04] ---**
You wanna bring it on?
**[16:05] ---**
What's with this girl?
**[16:06] ---**
They're being awfully noisy
for nameless characters.
**[16:09] ---**
Wait!
**[16:11] ---**
You are...
**[16:12] ---**
I am Mash Burnedead's...
**[16:17] ---**
agent.
**[16:20] ---**
Agent?
**[16:21] ---**
What's that?
**[16:24] ---**
I will now read a prepared statement
from Mr. Burnedead.
**[16:29] ---**
To all of you who can use magic.
**[16:31] ---**
It is such an honor for someone inexperienced
like myself to be chosen as a candidate.
**[16:36] ---**
I may come across as audacious,
but please let me say one thing.
**[16:42] ---**
I'll kill you.
That is all.
**[16:44] ---**
Enough of the jokes!
**[16:45] ---**
Are you picking a fight with us!?
***SIGN*** HONK
**[16:48] ---**
Why is he making things
even more complicated?
**[16:52] ---**
I am going to defend him!
**[16:54] ---**
He did no wrong!
**[16:59] ---**
Defending someone with no magic
makes you full-fledged criminals, too!
**[17:04] ---**
Sinners! Accept your judgement!
**[17:09] ---**
Lemon!
**[17:12] ---**
Hold it. It'll get more convoluted if you go.
**[17:17] ---**
You need to endure for now.
**[17:18] ---**
You chickening out?
**[17:19] ---**
Is that it?
**[17:21] ---**
It's fine.
**[17:22] ---**
Mash not being able to use magic...
**[17:26] ---**
If Mash is going to be judged
for such a ridiculous reason,
**[17:31] ---**
I will take the punishment with him!
**[17:35] ---**
No matter how many stones
or insults you throw...
**[17:40] ---**
Such a... Such a...
**[17:43] ---**
*Wh-Why did you bother
to come back and save me?*
**[17:49] ---**
*Well...*
**[17:50] ---**
*If your reason was similar to mine,
I'd kinda feel sorry for you.*
**[17:56] ---**
Such a kind person...
**[17:59] ---**
cannot be evil! I believe in him!
**[18:06] ---**
You're being emotional.
That shows what a kid you are.
**[18:11] ---**
*If I capture the Lackmagic Divine Visionary
candidate, I will instantly be famous.*
**[18:18] ---**
*What a shame.*
**[18:19] ---**
*Lackmagics have no human rights!*
***SIGN*** DOOM
**[18:24] ---**
That girl is also a sinner,
corrupting our world's order!
**[18:27] ---**
Show no mercy!
**[18:29] ---**
Damn sinners!!
**[18:31] ---**
Lemon!
**[18:45] ---**
Mash.
**[18:46] ---**
It's Mash Burnedead!
Don't let him get away!
**[18:49] ---**
Catching someone
who can't use magic is child's play.
**[18:52] ---**
Mash! Hide yourself
inside school campus for now!
**[18:55] ---**
*Prison Wall!*
**[19:00] ---**
Mash!
**[19:03] ---**
I am the one who caught him!
**[19:05] ---**
Those walls are 15 cm thick.
**[19:07] ---**
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here!
**[19:09] ---**
It's an amazing cage.
**[19:15] ---**
No, that's not...
**[19:16] ---**
The walls are 15 cm thick.
**[19:18] ---**
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here.
**[19:24] ---**
No, just no!
**[19:24] ---**
The walls are 15 cm thick.
**[19:26] ---**
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here.
**[19:32] ---**
The walls are 15 cm thick.
**[19:33] ---**
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here.
**[19:38] ---**
Hey, Mash.
**[19:54] ---**
Well, that's how it's been for a long time,
and you might not be satisfied for now.
**[20:00] ---**
But I will become the best in this
Magic Realm and prove it to you...
**[20:07] ---**
that it's okay even if you can't use magic.
**[20:17] ---**
Apologies. My arbitrary decision
has caused confusion within you all.
**[20:23] ---**
Headmaster Wahlberg!
**[20:24] ---**
However, his fate will be determined
**[20:27] ---**
after the Divine Visionary
Candidate Exam.
**[20:29] ---**
It's been decided by the Bureau of Magic.
**[20:34] ---**
In the meantime, we ask for your patience
for just a little while longer.
**[20:40] ---**
Mash Burnedead.
**[20:43] ---**
In one's life, you may never come across
even one person
**[20:49] ---**
who will speak up on your behalf.
**[20:57] ---**
You have excellent friends.
**[21:00] ---**
I'm proud of you all.
**[21:08] ---**
Since entering this school,
I've received so many things that I hold dear.
**[21:14] ---**
That's why...
**[21:16] ---**
I will make sure to become
a Divine Visionary.
**[21:19] ---**
*If you cannot become
a Divine Visionary,*
**[21:21] ---**
*the Magic Realm will criminalize
even those who defended you.*
**[21:28] ---**
*Passing the exam is the only path,
Mash Burnedead.*
**[21:38] ---**
*The Candidate Exam
has come to its final stage.*
**[21:41] ---**
*Mash, cheered on by marvelous friends
he met at Easton Magic Academy...*
**[21:47] ---**
*Receiving yells of support from kind upperclassmen
who accepted his existence.*
**[21:53] ---**
*With bonds strengthened through
battles against rivals in his heart,*
**[21:57] ---**
*he seeks to become the Divine Visionary!*
**[22:03] ---**
No matter what comes my way,
I'll knock the stuffing out of them...
**[22:07] ---**
with my fist!