E6 - Our Second Date

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[00:03] (Flashback) Yoshino
    This is your last bonus.
[00:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
[00:09] (Flashback) Masamune
    Christmas Eve!
[00:11] (Flashback) Yoshino
    She'll be really happy if
    you celebrate it with her.
[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
[00:23] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Also...
[00:25] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'm going to stop making contact
[00:29] (Flashback) Yoshino
    with you like this.
[00:35] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
SIGN    #6 "Our Second Date"
[02:14] Aki
    My birfdayth?
[02:16] Masamune
    I was born in January,
    but I was wondering when you were born.
[02:21] Aki
    Huh... When do you think it is?
[02:23] Masamune
    Uh... I dunno. I'm not really
    good at guessing. Maybe summer?
[02:29] Aki
    Well, you're way off. It's December 24th.
[02:34] Masamune
    She's so cute when she makes faces
    like that. Just like when we were kids.
[02:38] Masamune
    Huh... So you were born on Christmas Eve.
[02:41] Masamune
    Let me celebrate that day with you, then.
[02:44] Aki
    That's not a bad proposal
    coming from you for once.
[02:49] Masamune
    Is that an okay? Yes! I did it, Master!
[02:53] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, here's your extra mochi.
[02:58] Masamune
    Right. That was the agreement.
    She's so thorough.
[03:06] Masamune
    Anyway, I can't get any more help from Master.
[03:10] Masamune
    I'll have to think up these
    Christmas plans myself.
SIGN    Here's Our
    Recommended
    Christmas Course!
SIGN    Cute Christmas Fashion
    and Accessories ♥
SIGN    Our Best Christmas Date
    Report!!
[03:13] Masamune
    But there are just too many options...
[03:17] Masamune
    S-Say, Chinatsu.
[03:19] Chinatsu
    Hm?
[03:20] Masamune
    If you were going on a Christmas
    date, what would you like to do?
[03:23] Chinatsu
    A Christmas date?
    Why, go to a castle, of course!
[03:27] Masamune
    What?
[03:28] Chinatsu
    I'd rent out a whole castle,
    cosplay as a princess, and dance!
[03:32] Masamune
    I'm talking about something
    rooted in reality here.
[03:36] Chinatsu
    Oh. Then I guess I could
    compromise and settle for
[03:38] Chinatsu
    dinner at a hotel with an ocean view.
[03:40] Masamune
    You middle school girls sure expect a lot.
[03:43] Kinue
    What's this? Are you talking about dates?
[03:45] Chinatsu
    Mom! You've had a Christmas
    dinner with Dad before, right?
[03:49] Kinue
    I have! But it was so troublesome
[03:52] Kinue
    because they accidentally
    brought out a kids' lunch for me.
[03:55] Chinatsu
    What the heck?
[03:56] Kinue
    And then they brought out Hamburg steak.
[03:59] Chinatsu
    Yeah?
[03:59] Masamune
    Yeah, my bad for even
    asking you two in the first place.
[03:59] Kinue
    I couldn't eat all of it.
[04:00] Chinatsu
    Did you, though?
[04:01] Kinue
    Yeah. My stomach was so full.
[04:06] Chinatsu
    Oh. Hey, by the way, Onii-chan.
[04:08] Chinatsu
    Since we're talking about Christmas,
[04:10] Chinatsu
    Mom did a lottery in the
    shopping district today and...
[04:18] Masamune
    When all else fails...
[04:20] Masamune
    I'll have to rely on the bible of a million girls, 
    as well as my own... Rose-eyed Steroid*!
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
SIGN    Hanano Rabuko
SIGN    Vvoooorrrr
SIGN    m 0 0 l 20 0 l 20 68 l 0 68
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    That's
    fine,
SIGN    because
    you're
    safe.
SIGN    ...
    was
    ruined.
[04:37] Masamune
    Christmases in 2D are so overshadowed by
    other incidents that it's not Christmas at all!
[04:49] Aki
    Maybe I should just buy some new outfits.
[04:52] Aki
    What do you think?
[04:56] Yoshino
    I'm sure you'd look amazing
    in any of them, Aki-sama.
[05:00] Kojuurou
    A perfect place for a Christmas date?
[05:03] Masamune
    Shh! Not so loud!
[05:05] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry. Is this for you and Adagaki-san?
[05:09] Masamune
    Yeah...
[05:10] Kojuurou
    Aw, that sounds like fun.
[05:12] Masamune
    I've been researching a lot,
    but nothing's really speaking to me.
[05:16] Kojuurou
    Well, I know plenty of
    exceptional restaurants.
SIGN    Italian "Buono"
[05:21] Kojuurou
    The fresh pasta at this
    Italian place is amazing,
[05:24] Kojuurou
    and this place has great
    super-soft Hamburg steak.
[05:27] Kojuurou
    Oh, and you need a reservation
    for the pancakes at this café,
[05:30] Kojuurou
    but they're super yummy!
    You have to try them once before you die!
[05:33] Masamune
    R-Right...
[06:12] Employee
    Welcome.
[06:12] Employee
    Thank you very much.
[06:20] Masamune
    Just five more minutes...
[06:24] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:34] Aki
    What?
[06:35] Masamune
    Oh, just... I guess you really did decide
    against cosplaying as Hada Pure.
[06:39] Aki
    Th-That was just Yoshino's mistake!
[06:42] Masamune
    I know. You told me before.
[06:44] Aki
    Just forget about it already!
    Right this second! Sooner, if you can!
[06:48] Aki
    So, what are we going to do today?
[06:55] Masamune
    I couldn't think of anything too creative,
[06:58] Masamune
    so sorry it's a rehash of last time, but...
[07:00] Aki
    No zombies?
[07:02] Masamune
    No zombies.
[07:04] Aki
    Well, okay, then.
[07:06] Masamune
    Sorry, but I didn't rent out the whole theater.
[07:09] Aki
    I guess I can't expect too much.
[07:14] (Flashback) Aki
    Hey.
[07:15] (Flashback) Aki
    You're too close.
[07:17] Masamune
    I bought one extra seat to*
    the side again, just in case,
[07:20] Masamune
    but I doubt it'll be any different...
[07:26] Aki
    I mean, I'm not going to tell you
    not to sit next to me if we're dating.
[07:37] Old Man
    Pochi! Come here!
[07:42] Masamune
    I can't even concentrate...
[07:44] Masamune
    The smell of popcorn and
    the actors' cheesy lines
[07:47] Masamune
    are messing with my brain.
[07:53] Masamune
    But I should try not to forget...
[07:56] Masamune
    that the feelings we feel right
    now actually made us happy.
[08:01] Masamune
    They weren't a lie.
[08:09] Narino
    Yoshino.
[08:11] Narino
    It's Christmas. Why do you look so gloomy?
[08:14] Yoshino
    I don't. And Christmas doesn't concern me.
[08:17] Narino
    Well, I guess you're right.
[08:19] Narino
    Here.
[08:24] Yoshino
    What's this?
[08:25] Narino
    Work, you dummy. Well, see you later.
[08:35] Aki
    Th-That wasn't fair...
[08:38] Aki
    I let my guard down because
    you said there were no zombies,
[08:40] Aki
    but it was a story about
    an old man and animals.
[08:43] Aki
    I just...
[08:44] Masamune
    This time, she's crying because
    she was moved to tears.
[08:47] Masamune
    Okay, okay. Just calm down.
    I have reservations at a café nearby.
[08:51] Aki
    A café?
[08:58] Aki
    What's it like?
[08:59] Masamune
    I guess they serve pancakes.
[09:01] Masamune
    The Sweets General recommended
    it to me, so it should be good.
[09:07] Masamune
    It should be around here somewhere...
[09:09] Masamune
    It's on the second floor
    of a building with a roof.
[09:11] Aki
    Could it be that place?
[09:16] Masamune
    What?!
[09:19] Masamune
    Um... Is everything oka—
[09:21] Owner
    My shop!
[09:24] Girl A
    Oh... That fire this morning
    must've been at this café.
[09:28] Girl B
    I guess so. It was really good, too.
[09:30] Girl A
    Poor guy.
[09:35] Masamune
    I guess I now belong in
    the 2D world of incidents.
[09:40] Masamune
    W-We'll just have to go somewhere else.
[09:42] Aki
    Yeah.
[09:44] Female Employee
    I'm very sorry.
[09:45] Male Employee A
    We are currently...
[09:47] Male Employee B
    We apologize for the wait.
[09:49] Masamune
    Curse you, Christmas...
[09:52] Aki
    It's fine. This is just a
    bad time to go anywhere.
[09:55] Aki
    We can give up for today, and—
[09:57] Masamune
    No, Adagaki-san!
[09:58] Masamune
    We mustn't give up so easily!
[10:00] Masamune
    Do you have any idea just how
    much research I did for this day?
[10:04] Masamune
    So for you to tell me give up so easily...
    I can't let that slide, even if it's you!
[10:08] Masamune
    Do you understand?!
[10:10] Aki
    O-Okay, fine. Jeez.
[10:12] Aki
    What are we going to do, then?
[10:15] Masamune
    Somewhere else that's nearby,
    where we can eat and rest...
[10:23] Masamune
    Want to come over to my place?
[10:31] Aki
    Are you sure your family
    will be okay with this?
[10:35] Masamune
    Yeah, it's fine. I'm sure they'll
    welcome you with open arms.
[10:38] Masamune
    Just like when Master and
    Fujinomiya-san came over...
[10:41] Kinue
    Go on, eat up. We've got
    chicken and cake ready for you.
[10:45] Chinatsu
    What?! Onii-chan finally lucked out?!
[10:49] Masamune
    Actually, they might be a bit annoying...
[10:52] Masamune
    M-Maybe it'll be okay...
[10:56] Aki
    It's fine. We're already here,
    so I'll accept your invitation.
[11:00] Masamune
    They might make a big fuss
    at first... but they won't bite.
[11:05] Aki
    Do you have a ferocious dog or something?
[11:07] Masamune
    I'm home!
[11:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:12] Masamune
    H-Hang on one second.
[11:19] Masamune
    Wait, no one's here. That can't be right...
[11:25] Chinatsu
    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
SIGN    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
    
Chinatsu
SIGN    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
    -Mom-
[11:28] Chinatsu
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
[11:32] Kinue
    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
[11:34] Kinue
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
[11:36] Masamune
    I-I didn't hear anything about this!
[11:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Since we're talking about Christmas,
[11:42] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Mom did a lottery in the
    shopping district today and...
[11:45] Masamune
    That's what she meant!
[11:49] Aki
    Um, Makabe?
[11:51] Aki
    Is your family not home?
[11:54] Masamune
    Um, uh, well...
[11:59] Aki
    What's this?
[12:05] Aki
    This means...
[12:07] Masamune
    Basically, this means we're
    completely alone together!
[12:15] Frank and Muriel
    Joyeux Noel.
[12:27] Muriel
    So yummy!
[12:31] Frank
    To think that I get to spend Christmas
    with my adorable little sister...
[12:34] Frank
    I'm so blessed!
[12:37] Muriel
    Stop being so dramatic.
    You're embarrassing me.
[12:46] Muriel
    Here. Your present.
[12:51] Frank
    This is...
[12:52] Muriel
    I'm happy that I get to spend
    Christmas with you, too.
[12:57] Frank
    M-Muriel... I'm so glad to be alive!
[13:02] Muriel
    Oh, and here's a list of circles
    I want you to visit.
[13:05] Muriel
    This one's super popular right now.
[13:07] Frank
    Huh?
[13:08] Muriel
    You're going to Japon again at
    the end of the year, aren't you?
[13:11] Frank
    S-So what you're saying is...
[13:13] Muriel
    Will you go to the huge year-end
    doujinshi event for me?
[13:20] Frank
    Of course I will!
    Leave this to your big brother!
[13:23] Muriel
    Yay!
SIGN    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
    
Chinatsu
SIGN    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
    -Mom-
[13:30] Aki
    Is this some kind of trap?!
    Did I just leap into a wolf's den?
[13:34] Masamune
    Does she think I did this on purpose?
    No! This is a misunderstanding!
[13:40] Masamune and Aki
    Um—
[13:44] Aki
    C-Calm down. You'll be finished if
    you panic and show him weakness.
[13:50] Masamune
    Don't be hasty! You won't be convincing
    at all if you're acting suspicious!
[13:54] Aki
    W-Well, I guess if they
    aren't here, they aren't here.
[13:58] Aki
    I mean, we just stopped by to have some tea.
[14:01] Aki
    This is no problem at all.
[14:04] Aki
    Or what? Did you have
    some ulterior motive in mind?
[14:08] Masamune
    L-Like hell I did!
[14:11] Aki
    In that case, Makabe Masamune-kun,
    could I have some tea, please?
[14:15] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[14:21] Masamune
    Damn it! I feel like I lost somehow!
[14:25] Masamune
    Anyway, tea. Where are the tea leaves?
[14:30] Kinue
    Maa-kun, do you want some snacks?
[14:31] Kinue
    Want some roll cake?
[14:33] Kinue
    I made a parfait! Want some?
[14:38] Masamune
    Are there only snacks in this whole household?
[14:40] Masamune
    Tea leaves, please!
    I will even accept tea bags!
[14:43] Aki
    Hey. Can't you even make tea quietly?
[14:47] Masamune
    Oh, er... I was just looking for the tea.
[14:50] Aki
    And you can't find it. I figured as much.
[14:54] Aki
    Whatever. You can just get some cups out.
[14:56] Aki
    I'll help you look for the tea.
[14:59] Masamune
    Sorry...
[15:04] Masamune
    Huh... I guess she can be pretty nice.
[15:09] Aki
    Say, Makabe.
[15:10] Masamune
    Yeah?
[15:11] Aki
    We were supposed to eat pancakes today, right?
SIGN    For Meals or Dessert!
    Fluffy and Delicious!
SIGN    You can make
    them with water
SIGN    1. Mix eggs and milk in a bowl.
    Next, pour in the pancake mix and
    stir well.
    
    2. Make sure the frying pan is heated.
    Put in a little bit of oil, and then
    pour in the batter.
    
    3. Fry them on low heat for 3 minutes,
    flip them over, and fry them
    for another 2 minutes.
[15:18] Masamune
    First we add the powder to some milk and eggs...
[15:22] Aki
    I found them both in your fridge.
[15:24] Masamune
    Once the batter is mixed, you just fry
    them in the frying pan... apparently.
[15:34] Aki
    That side's done. Better flip it over now.
[15:38] Masamune
    All right... Hup!
[15:43] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[15:45] Aki
    Oh, you're so helpless.
[15:51] Aki
    Hup!
[15:55] Aki
    Makabe...
[15:58] Aki
    Well... we managed to make some.
[16:01] Masamune
    We never did find the tea, though.
[16:03] Aki
    Well, we found a can of
    hot cocoa, so it's fine.
[16:06] Aki
    Let's eat.
[16:07] Masamune
    I honestly wanted sugar-free...
[16:22] Aki
    Hot cocoa and pancakes... Not bad.
[16:26] Masamune
    But she seems happy, so it's fine.
[16:29] Masamune
    Here. Open wide.
[16:34] Masamune
    Oh? What's wrong? Did that get to you?
[16:37] Masamune
    This is nothing, right?
[16:39] Aki
    You're still mad about earlier?
[16:41] Masamune
    I don't know. Am I?
[16:44] Aki
    Everyone always says I'm sadistic,
    but you're far more sadistic than me.
[16:55] Masamune
    I felt something weird there just now.
[16:58] Aki
    The flavor's definitely lacking something.
[17:00] Aki
    You didn't add enough toppings!
[17:04] Masamune
    Huh? Hey, wait!
[17:08] Masamune
    This is way too much...
[17:10] Aki
    Why? I think it's suitable for you.
[17:16] Masamune
    Suitable for me?
[17:18] Masamune
    What the heck do you know about me?
[17:21] Aki
    Oh, that's right.
[17:23] Aki
    I saw vanilla ice cream in the freezer—
[17:26] Masamune
    Adagaki-san.
[17:29] Masamune
    Come with me for a sec.
[17:30] Aki
    Wha—
[17:32] Aki
    What's with you all of a sudden, Makabe?!
[17:38] Masamune
    This is my room.
[17:50] Masamune
    That, too.
[18:01] Aki
    No way...
[18:04] Aki
    You still had this?
[18:07] Masamune
    No...
[18:08] Masamune
    No! That's not the point, Aki-chan!
[18:12] Aki
    Masamune?
[18:14] Masamune
    It's true that I'm the fat little Masamune
    you knew eight years ago.
[18:18] Masamune
    But I wanted to change from that,
    and that's how I became who I am now.
[18:21] Masamune
    So it's a bit hard for me when someone
    wants me to go back to that.
[18:26] Masamune
    Even if it was all a misunderstanding,
    I can't imagine wanting to be my old self.
[18:31] Aki
    W-Wait...
[18:35] Masamune
    Am I worthless... the way I am now?
[18:40] Aki
    Wai—
[18:43] Masamune
    Ow...
[18:51] Aki
    I...
[19:00] Aki
    Makabe?
[19:02] Masamune
    Sorry!
[19:03] Masamune
    Excuse me a sec.
[19:08] Aki
    What?
[19:15] Masamune
    What the hell am I doing?
[19:22] Aki
    Where the heck did Makabe go?
[19:25] Aki
    Honestly, what's his problem?
[19:27] Aki
    First he invites me over,
    and then he just disappears!
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    In the 2nd floor
    bathroom RN
SIGN    In the 2nd floor
    bathroom RN
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Please just take that and
    leave for today
SIGN    I'm really sorry
SIGN    Also, Happy Birthday
[19:52] Aki
    A present?
[19:56] Aki
    Is this it?
[20:01] Masamune
    I'm not sure if I should be grateful that my
    phone was in my butt pocket or not...
[20:05] Masamune
    But seriously, I'm in so much pain.
[20:08] Masamune
    Were the loli hag's ingredients
    rotten or something?
SIGN    Okay.
    Take care.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[20:16] Masamune
    No, that's not it.
[20:21] Masamune
    The last time I had a stomachache,
    I didn't break out in hives like this.
[20:26] Masamune
    They started appearing when...
[20:32] Masamune
    I can't touch Adagaki Aki.
[20:40] Yoshino
    Welcome home, Aki-sama.
[20:43] Aki
    Why are you dressed like that?
[20:45] Yoshino
    The master is having a Christmas party.
[20:48] Yoshino
    I slipped away from bingo duty.
[20:50] Aki
    I see. Well, good work.
[20:56] Yoshino
    Was your date not fun?
[20:59] Aki
    Th-That's not true!
[21:02] Aki
    That's not true...
[21:05] Aki
    That's not true, but...
[21:09] Aki
    Say, Yoshino.
[21:12] Aki
    Could it be that I have no
    appeal as a woman at all?
[21:22] Yoshino
    You have plenty of appeal, Aki-sama.
[21:24] Aki
    No, forget it! Never mind! It's nothing!
[21:38] Aki
    They look just like Sean and Lancelot.
[21:42] Aki
    Those memories are irreplaceable to me.
[21:47] Aki
    Don't you feel the same way?
[21:51] Aki
    That's what I thought, at least...
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[22:06] Aki
    What did that mean?