E5 - So We Became a Couple

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[00:00] (Flashback) Aki
    Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Then there's you!
[00:04] (Flashback) Masamune
    Even if this is all just a
    giant misunderstanding,
[00:07] (Flashback) Masamune
    I can't let your current ugly
    personality off the hook!
[00:12] (Flashback) Aki
    Ug—
[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    So really...
[00:16] (Flashback) Masamune
    If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
[00:22] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[00:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
SIGN    #5 "So We Became a Couple"
[02:05] Gasou
    Don't think I'm gonna take this lying down,
[02:08] Gasou
    you shallow piece of shit who's
    only got his face going for him.
[02:11] Masamune
    Who are you calling shallow?!
[02:13] Gasou
    You've been popular enough!
[02:15] Gasou
    You're just pissed because
    Aki-chan won't look your way!
[02:18] Masamune
    That's not what this is about!
[02:22] Gasou
    I won't let some popular guy use
    Aki-chan for his stupid pride!
[02:27] Masamune
    A popular guy's pride?
[02:31] Masamune
    If I had anything like that,
    none of this would have...
[02:35] Masamune
    I've never been popular.
[02:38] Gasou
    What? Give me a break with your fake humility!
[02:40] Masamune
    It's the truth.
[02:42] Masamune
    My earliest memories were of me
    being bullied for being the fat kid.
[02:47] Masamune
    My classmates always mocked me.
[02:50] Masamune
    And then...
[02:57] Masamune
    I ran into that arrogant little
    girl's yard, and she saved me.
[03:04] Aki
    Masa...mune?
[03:10] Aki
    Huh?
[03:11] Aki
    Makabe Masa...
[03:15] Aki
    Masamune?
[03:17] Masamune
    That's right.
[03:20] Masamune
    The fat kid who ran away from your
    place eight years ago wasn't Gasou.
[03:24] Masamune
    It was me.
[03:30] Gasou
    Qui...
[03:31] Gasou
    Quit lying! That's a total fabrication!
[03:35] Gasou
    Aki-chan! Are you actually
    taking this guy seriously?!
[03:39] Gasou
    Don't you remember how many
    times he made you cry?
[03:41] Gasou
    Who are you gonna believe? Me or him?!
[03:43] Aki
    Kanetsugu...
[03:45] Gasou
    That's right! That's the right choice!
    Exactly, Aki-chan!
[03:48] Aki
    No, that's not what I'm saying... Why do you...
[03:52] Aki
    have cleavage?
[03:56] Masamune
    Cleavage?
[04:03] Gasou
    Er, it's just... I never mentioned it.
[04:07] Gasou
    I'm still the head of my household.
[04:10] Gasou
    Oh, I think the hospital is calling me.
[04:14] Gasou
    Excuse me now!
[04:27] Aki
    You're... Masamune?
[04:31] Masamune
    I said I was, didn't I?
[04:35] Masamune
    How are we supposed to act now?!
[04:40] Masamune
    Seriously, I can't believe
    how oblivious you are.
[04:43] Masamune
    So you're into girls now?
[04:44] Aki
    W-Well, you didn't realize it, either!
[04:48] Masamune
    I mean, the time we spent
    together is different.
[04:50] Masamune
    What's wrong with your eyes?
    Do you even have any?
[04:52] Aki
    Oh, shut up!
[04:54] Aki
    Yeah, so I'm oblivious and blind.
[04:56] Aki
    I'm arrogant and have an ugly personality!
[04:59] Masamune
    Well, she took that quite personally.
[05:01] Aki
    So in that regard...
[05:03] Aki
    Why did you make that request earlier?
[05:05] Masamune
    Request? When did I ever
    request anything from you?
[05:09] Aki
    You did! You asked me to go out with you!
[05:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[05:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
[05:18] Masamune
    That's the "request" you're talking about?
[05:21] Masamune
    Did I really say that?
[05:22] Masamune
    Er, that was just... me going
    with the flow... or something.
[05:26] Aki
    All right.
[05:28] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:29] Aki
    If you're that insistent,
    I don't mind accepting your request.
[05:35] Masamune
    Wait, does that mean...
[05:39] Aki
    I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
[05:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:58] Sumire
    Kane-chama!
[06:01] Gasou
    Hey.
[06:02] Sumire
    Wh-What happened to your face?
[06:05] Gasou
    I was punched. Like, "wham!"
[06:08] Sumire
    What? But that's so mean!
[06:11] Gasou
    I know, right? He didn't hold back, either.
[06:13] Gasou
    He really is awful.
[06:17] Sumire
    Kane-chama?
[06:19] Sumire
    Are you crying, Kane-chama?
[06:24] Gasou
    I guess they all know now!
    Honestly, I feel great!
[06:30] Sumire
    Kane-chama?
[06:31] Gasou
    I wonder what I should do now.
[06:32] Gasou
    Maybe I'll have him take
    some responsibility, too.
[06:35] Sumire
    Responsibility?
[06:37] Nurse
    Please quiet down!
[06:58] Aki
    Don't forget.
[07:00] Aki
    You're the one who asked me out,
    meaning I have the upper hand here.
[07:07] Aki
    Are you listening to me?
[07:08] Masamune
    O-Of course I am!
[07:17] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[07:20] Chinatsu
    I keep telling you dinner's ready!
    Your miso soup is gonna get cold.
[07:28] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[07:34] Chinatsu
    Oof. Sad.
[07:40] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan?
[07:44] Chinatsu
    M-Mom! I think Onii-chan just died!
[07:53] Sachio
    M-Makabe-senpai...
[07:57] Sachio
    I love you.
[07:59] Masamune
    How many does that make this month?
[08:03] Masamune
    Do they all just want to
    find someone by Christmas?
[08:07] Masamune
    Aren't you cold with your
    legs exposed like that?
[08:10] Masamune
    I just want to get back to class...
[08:13] Sachio
    I was wondering i-if you'd go out with...
[08:17] Masamune
    I'm sorry, I can't.
[08:19] Sachio
    I see...
[08:20] Masamune
    I'm trying to act as natural as
    possible and seem apologetic
[08:24] Masamune
    so they won't feel so bad...
[08:26] Masamune
    I promise it's not you.
[08:28] Sachio
    I guess the rumors are true, then.
[08:31] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:32] Sachio
    So Adagaki-senpai, who hates men,
    finally fell for Makabe-senpai...
[08:39] Masamune
    I'm not sure if "fell for" is the right term...
[08:41] Masamune
    But it's true that we're going out.
[08:43] Sachio
    I see. I guess you're happy now.
[08:48] Masamune
    Y-Yes...
[08:49] Sachio
    But I...
[08:51] Sachio
    I don't care if I'm your number two!
[08:52] Masamune
    What?!
[08:54] Sachio
    Please let me have some of your time, too!
[08:58] Masamune
    Uh, wait... I don't know about that!
[09:00] Masamune
    Oh, I know. Here!
[09:02] Masamune
    Just think of this as me!
SIGN    Vitamin B12
SIGN    Vitamin C
SIGN    Amino Acids
SIGN    1% Juice
[09:06] Masamune
    Bye!
[09:06] Sachio
    Senpai!
[09:12] Sachio
    Senpai's leftovers...
[09:15] Sachio
    Not bad!
[09:21] Masamune
    Man... The ones who keep
    approaching me lately are intense.
[09:26] Neko
    Well, you two just formed a superstar couple.
    That doesn't happen often.
[09:31] Neko
    Most of the young ladies and gentlemen
    are crying themselves to sleep at night.
[09:36] Neko
    If they aren't, they're probably
    coming after you now.
[09:40] Neko
    That must be rough.
[09:43] Masamune
    Don't have too much fun with all this,
    Fujinomiya-san. It doesn't conce—
[09:46] Neko
    It doesn't concern me?
[09:55] Neko
    I might be one of the ones
    crying herself to sleep each night.
[10:00] Masamune
    I-I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[10:01] Masamune
    I know there's been a lot going on,
    so I had to put this off, but I...
[10:10] Neko
    No, it's not like I wanted to hear an answer.
[10:14] Masamune
    What do you mean?
[10:16] Neko
    Well, considering the circumstances...
[10:18] Neko
    We don't know what's going
    to happen, so we can hold off.
[10:22] Neko
    Yes, that's for the best.
[10:27] Masamune
    So you're just going to enjoy this mess.
[10:30] Neko
    Oh, my.
[10:51] Masamune
    Considering the circumstances, huh?
[10:55] (Flashback) Yoshino
    So, Pig's Foot...
[10:59] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I need you to save Aki-sama.
[11:05] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[11:08] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
[11:10] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
[11:14] Masamune
    So I guess that means Fujinomiya-san
    sees through everything.
[11:20] Masamune
    Yeah, we may be going out, but...
[11:24] Masamune
    I mean... I was the one who asked her out.
[11:29] Masamune
    I can't go back on that now.
SIGN    You have a new message.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Go buy me
    some bread for lunch.
[11:36] Aki
    Go buy me some bread for lunch.
[11:38] Masamune
    Wow, she pisses me off.
[11:50] Masamune
    God, I don't want to go into that mess.
[11:54] Aki
    Hurry up. If you don't, I'll shrivel up
    and die like some zebra on the savanna.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Hurry up!
    If you don't, I'll shrivel up and die
    like some zebra on the savanna.
[11:58] Masamune
    Zebras don't eat croquette buns!
[12:02] Masamune
    Rising Sun!
[12:06] Masamune
    Ma'am, can I get three
    explosive croquette buns and...
[12:11] Gasou
    You need to speak up!
[12:13] Gasou
    Why don't you yell like you did the other day?
[12:16] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:17] Masamune
    What?!
[12:27] Gasou
    If you cause that much of a ruckus,
[12:30] Gasou
    it'll draw more attention
    to me that I don't need.
[12:32] Masamune
    Well, I mean, obviously I'm surprised.
[12:34] Masamune
    I heard you pretty much ghosted everyone
    after that, so you just popping up was...
[12:39] Gasou
    The school took pity on me and let me work.
[12:41] Gasou
    Because I'm flat broke.
[12:43] Masamune
    Flat broke? What do you mean?
[12:46] Gasou
    This was all part of my plan. "Plan F."
[12:50] Masamune
    F?
[12:51] Gasou
    F as in fishing.
[12:53] Masamune
    What? Fishing?
[12:56] Gasou
    I was going to act like I was
    you from eight years ago
[12:59] Gasou
    and fish financial support
    from the Adagaki family.
[13:03] Masamune
    Financial support... Why would you do that?
[13:07] Gasou
    I've got a lot going on.
[13:10] Gasou
    Well, that plan gloriously
    fell apart, didn't it?
[13:14] Gasou
    With you punching me and all.
[13:16] Masamune
    Well, I didn't know you were a girl.
[13:19] Gasou
    So I managed to pay back all the expenses.
SIGN    For Sale
[13:24] Gasou
    I sold off our mansion.
SIGN    For Sale
[13:25] Masamune
    What?! You sold your home?!
[13:28] Masamune
    Are you gonna be okay?
[13:35] Gasou
    Honestly, I feel relieved.
[13:36] Gasou
    I was pushing myself way too hard
    to make my family look good.
[13:40] Gasou
    And I had to keep lying to
    people around me to do so.
[13:47] Gasou
    Now I just get to enjoy myself.
[13:49] Gasou
    I get to live in an apartment
    with nothing tying me down.
[13:53] Gasou
    I promised my little sister we'd go to a
    bathhouse once she's out of the hospital.
[13:58] Masamune
    Gasou...
[14:00] Gasou
    I don't have to force myself to
    act like a guy anymore, either.
[14:07] Masamune
    I see...
[14:10] Masamune
    It's true that I was pissed when she used
    my name and tried to act like me...
[14:14] Masamune
    And I was wondering what
    happened after all that.
[14:20] Masamune
    I'm glad.
[14:22] Masamune
    I guess that might be weird coming from me.
[14:27] Gasou
    Yeah, it's pretty weird.
[14:29] Gasou
    But to think that the bullied, chubby little
    Masamune-kun would change so much.
[14:34] Masamune
    Wh-What? Now you're gonna threaten me?
[14:38] Gasou
    No. Honestly, I sorta want you
    to take responsibility for this.
[14:41] Masamune
    Responsibility?
[14:43] Gasou
    Make me your wife.
[14:45] Masamune
    What?!
[14:46] Gasou
    I thought about it and realized
    that you're pretty rich yourself,
[14:50] Gasou
    and you get good grades,
[14:51] Gasou
    so you've also got a pretty promising future.
[14:53] Gasou
    See? I guess I don't have to give up just yet.
[14:57] Masamune
    Nope! Not happening! Do you hear yourself?!
[14:58] Masamune
    I'm already dating someone, anyway!
[15:03] Gasou
    Why are you taking this so seriously?
[15:05] Masamune
    Wait, what?! It was a joke?!
[15:07] Gasou
    You really just said,
    "I'm already dating someone!"
[15:10] Gasou
    You mean...
[15:13] Gasou
    Aki-chan, don't you?
[15:16] Masamune
    Oh, never mind!
[15:22] Gasou
    Man, you really are strange, Masamune-kun.
[15:33] Aki
    Upsy-daisy...
[15:37] Aki
    I wonder if this thing really works...
[15:43] Masamune
    What are you doing?
[15:47] Aki
    Makabe!
[15:49] Aki
    T-Took you long enough!
    Did you actually go to Africa or something?
[15:53] Masamune
    A-A lot happened, okay?
[15:58] Masamune
    What?
[16:01] Masamune
    A stove?
[16:03] Aki
    Yoshino found it back there.
    I thought I might be able to use it.
[16:07] Masamune
    You just want it out here? Hup.
[16:10] Aki
    Th-Thank—
[16:11] Masamune
    I'll set it in the center.
[16:13] Aki
    Huh?!
[16:15] Aki
    Uh, sure...
[16:22] Aki
    The only problem with
    this shed is that it's cold.
[16:26] Masamune
    Are you planning to spend
    the long winter in here?
[16:29] Aki
    Shut up and just give me the food you bought!
[16:33] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah, Zebra-sama.
[16:37] Masamune
    Man, is it that hard to just say thank you?
SIGN    Explosive
    Croquette Bun
[16:42] Aki
    O-Of course I can! I was just about to
    say it! It's the right thing to do!
[16:46] Masamune
    Uh-huh...
[16:52] Aki
    Here. You can have this.
[16:55] Aki
    Good job. Here's your treat.
SIGN    Explosive
SIGN    Croquette Bun
[17:00] Masamune
    Having fried food right now might be, uh...
[17:03] Aki
    And you can have a rice ball, too.
    Do you want salmon or cod roe?
[17:07] Masamune
    I have my own thing, okay?!
[17:09] Aki
    That's not enough! You need to eat more!
[17:11] Aki
    The old Masamune was much rounder!
[17:15] Aki
    We should get some
    donuts after school, too.
[17:17] Aki
    Also, you need to try this new drink.
[17:19] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait!
[17:21] Masamune
    What is this plan of fattening me up again?
[17:23] Masamune
    I got skinny so I could get revenge on you!
[17:28] Masamune
    Though it was all a misunderstanding...
[17:33] Masamune
    Not like I can say any of that.
[17:36] Aki
    The new one is apparently
    white chocolate whipped cream.
[17:39] Aki
    Let's go right after school, and...
[17:41] Masamune
    Um...
[17:43] Masamune
    Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
[17:45] Aki
    Huh?
[17:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:48] Aki
    Er, I mean...
[17:51] Aki
    But how am I supposed to reward you, then?
[17:54] Masamune
    No, really!
[17:56] Masamune
    Just the sentiment...
[17:59] Masamune
    is more than enough.
[18:11] Aki
    D-Don't touch me so casually!
[18:15] Masamune
    S-Sorry! I wasn't thinking!
[18:20] Yoshino
    I got some kerosene from the janitor's office.
[18:29] Masamune
    Well, bye!
[18:40] Masamune
    Man, I panicked.
    But why the heck was I panicking?
[18:48] Masamune
    The one who called me
    Pig's Foot wasn't Adagaki Aki.
[18:52] Masamune
    And Master feels bad about it.
[18:59] Masamune
    I don't have anyone to hate anymore...
[19:08] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:20] Masamune
    U-Um...
[19:22] Masamune
    Master!
[19:31] Masamune
    Master and I used to come here pretty often.
[19:37] Masamune
    We'd talk about the details of our plan...
[19:46] Masamune
    Was that the tree she
    hung me upside-down from?
[19:51] Yoshino
    No. It's the next one over.
[19:56] Yoshino
    I'll do it again if you'd like.
[19:59] Masamune
    I'll pass, thanks.
[20:00] Masamune
    How did our conversation turn into this?
[20:04] Yoshino
    You're right.
[20:06] Yoshino
    We should get to the point.
[20:09] Masamune
    Y-Yeah, I was just wondering
    how you're doing lately.
[20:12] Masamune
    No problems?
[20:13] Yoshino
    No. Nothing.
[20:15] Masamune
    That's good.
[20:17] Yoshino
    It's because you didn't tell
    Aki-sama what I did.
[20:29] Masamune
    I mean, what would be the point?
[20:32] Masamune
    I almost let slip to her that I tried
    to get close to her for revenge.
[20:37] Masamune
    Most importantly...
[20:40] Masamune
    I couldn't blame you,
    since you continued to feel bad.
[20:50] Masamune
    Despite everything that happened,
    I'm going out with her.
[20:53] Masamune
    That part is on track.
[20:56] Yoshino
    I see. So everything's okay, then.
[20:58] Masamune
    Well, actually...
[21:00] Masamune
    I'm sorry! It's not okay!
[21:03] Masamune
    Going out with someone is super hard!
[21:08] Yoshino
    Honestly, Pig's Foot...
[21:10] Masamune
    Yes, you can call me a pig all you want!
[21:13] Masamune
    Considering she clearly
    wants me to become a pig!
[21:16] Masamune
    What am I supposed to do now, Master Koiwai?
[21:19] Masamune
    Please show me some mercy!
[21:21] Masamune
    I beg of you! Koiwai-sama!
[21:29] Yoshino
    This is your last bonus.
[21:31] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
[21:34] Masamune
    Christmas Eve!
[21:36] Yoshino
    She'll be really happy if
    you celebrate it with her.
[21:39] Masamune
    I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
[21:49] Yoshino
    Also...
[21:51] Yoshino
    I'm going to stop making contact
[21:54] Yoshino
    with you like this.
[22:01] Masamune
    Huh?