# E5 - Mysterious Cat
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**[00:03] Neko**
I've been longing to see you.
**[00:13] Masamune**
*Who the hell is this?!*
***SIGN*** #5 "Mysterious Cat"
**[01:51] Masamune**
*Wh-What's going—*
**[01:57] Neko**
O-Oh, dear... How improper of me.
**[02:01] Neko**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[02:03] Masamune**
Er, no, it's okay...
**[02:05] Neko**
This must have happened because
it was all I prayed for, day and night.
**[02:08] Neko**
The Lord has finally allowed us to meet.
**[02:17] Masamune**
*S-So soft...*
**[02:20] Masamune**
* Er, I mean... Wait! Hold on a*
* second! Come to your senses!*
**[02:25] Masamune**
*Who is this?*
**[02:28] Masamune**
*I don't know her. I have no idea who she is.*
**[02:31] Masamune**
* Have we met somewhere?*
* Nah, no way. Nope, nope, nope!*
**[02:34] Neko**
Do you have even the slightest of
feelings for me, Masamune-sama?
**[02:39] Masamune**
*She got my name right.*
**[02:41] Masamune**
*D-Do hot guys*
**[02:43] Masamune**
* have random girls just hurl themselves*
* at them before they even know it?*
**[02:49] Masamune**
*Nah, that can't be.*
**[02:50] Masamune**
L-Listen...
**[02:52] Masamune**
I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person.
**[02:55] Neko**
Huh?
**[02:56] Shidou**
Milady, it's just about time.
**[02:59] Neko**
But, Shidou...
**[03:01] Shidou**
It's time.
**[03:04] Neko**
I am so delighted that I had a chance
to see you, Masamune-sama.
**[03:09] Neko**
I do hope we will see each other again soon.
**[03:11] Masamune**
Huh?
**[03:12] Neko**
If you will excuse me.
**[03:15] Masamune**
Hey, wait...
**[03:21] Masamune**
What the hell was that?
**[03:26] Masamune**
Hey, Adagaki-san.
**[03:28] Aki**
Who was that?
**[03:30] Masamune**
Er, I'm not really sure, either.
**[03:34] Aki**
Why don't you die?
**[03:45] Shidou**
Milady.
**[03:46] Shidou**
Please do not forget that
you are a Fujinomiya.
**[03:49] Shidou**
You made a promise to your father.
**[03:52] Neko**
I haven't forgotten.
**[03:56] Neko**
I believe this will be a most splendid game.
**[04:05] Masamune**
Ladies and gentlemen!
***SIGN*** Ma-kun's The Truth Show
**[04:09] (Flashback) Masamune**
There is something that I
really want to say right now!
**[04:12] (Flashback) Masamune**
May the hammer come down
on girls who refuse to listen.
**[04:16] (Flashback) Masamune**
That woman dares to tell me to die
without even hearing me out—yes!
**[04:19] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm talking about Adagaki Aki!
**[04:21] (Flashback) Masamune**
I am not guilty! I am innocent!
**[04:24] (Flashback) Masamune**
Listen to me, damn it!
**[04:34] Guy**
Ma'am, I need an egg salad sandwich!
**[04:36] Guy2**
Chicken cutlets! Chicken cutlets!
**[04:38] Masamune**
Ma'am...
**[04:39] Masamune**
I need five yakisoba buns,
four cutlet sandwiches,
**[04:42] Masamune**
and five croquette buns!
**[04:48] Masamune**
*All right, this should be more than enough.*
**[04:51] Masamune**
*She's probably enjoying*
**[04:53] Masamune**
* her loner feast in that gym*
* storage room right now.*
**[04:56] Masamune**
*After all, she is a gluttonous fiend.*
**[04:58] Masamune**
* No matter how bad her mood might be,*
* I've brought this many offerings.*
**[05:02] Masamune**
*Surely she'll at least hear me out.*
**[05:04] Masamune**
I-It's okay. It'll work out.
**[05:17] Masamune**
You can't shoot gas guns at people!
**[05:22] Yoshino**
Would you have preferred the real thing?
**[05:25] Masamune**
What the hell was that for?
**[05:28] Yoshino**
I'm on duty. Aki-sama's orders.
***SIGN*** High Voltage
**[05:33] Yoshino**
She told me to chase the Pig's
Foot away if he came near.
**[05:35] Masamune**
She's still mad?
**[05:37] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, this didn't seem like
something that she'd let go easily.
**[05:43] Yoshino**
What did you do?
**[05:45] Masamune**
Well...
**[05:46] Yoshino**
"Well"?
**[05:47] Masamune**
I mean...
**[05:49] Yoshino**
"I mean"?
**[05:53] Masamune**
After I talked with you yesterday,
**[05:56] Masamune**
I went to see Adagaki Aki.
**[06:00] Yoshino**
She suddenly jumped into your arms?
**[06:03] Masamune**
I swear! I seriously
have no idea who she is!
**[06:05] Masamune**
I don't even know what her name is!
**[06:07] Masamune**
You believe me, right, Master?
**[06:10] Masamune**
M-Master!
**[06:12] Yoshino**
To think that you were this hopeless...
**[06:15] Masamune**
Seriously, I'm not!
**[06:16] Yoshino**
I told you not to interfere.
**[06:17] Masamune**
You think I'm that resourceful?!
***SIGN*** Unresourceful
**[06:22] Yoshino**
That's not the point here. Don't you get it?
**[06:34] Masamune**
*Is she just going to abandon me?*
**[06:39] Masamune**
*Fine.*
**[06:41] Masamune**
*I decided I'd do this myself anyway.*
**[06:44] Masamune**
* I just have to review what*
* I'm supposed to say.*
**[06:50] (Flashback) Masamune**
You sure went through a lot
yesterday, Adagaki-san.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Masamune**
I went through a lot, too.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Masamune**
But you're my number one girl, Adagaki-san.
**[07:08] Masamune**
*No, no!*
**[07:46] girlA**
The wind's so strong.
**[07:48] girlB**
It is.
**[07:50] Masamune**
*Man... I didn't get any sleep at all.*
**[07:53] Masamune**
*I seriously have no idea who that girl is.*
**[07:56] Masamune**
*That girl...*
**[08:01] (Flashback) Neko**
Masamune-sama.
**[08:04] Masamune**
*But she sure was cute...*
**[08:08] Masamune**
*Actually, she's pretty much my type.*
**[08:12] Masamune**
*But I seriously have no idea who she is!*
**[08:15] Masamune**
*That stupid Cruel Princess pisses me off!*
**[08:17] Masamune**
*Koiwai Yoshino, too!*
**[08:18] Tae**
What's wrong with Masamune-kun?
**[08:20] Kojuurou**
No idea. He's been acting pretty suspicious.
**[08:24] Teacher**
We're starting homeroom. Take your seats.
**[08:24] Masamune**
* Why am I surrounded by people*
* who won't listen to me?*
**[08:32] Teacher**
I'm going to introduce you
to a new transfer student.
**[08:42] Neko**
I am Fujinomiya Neko.
**[08:44] Neko**
I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
**[08:47] guyB**
Sh-She's beautiful!
**[08:49] girlC**
So cute!
**[08:56] Teacher**
Fujinomiya-san, go ahead and
take that empty desk over there.
**[08:59] Neko**
Yes, sir.
**[09:08] Masamune**
* All right! I've been waiting*
* for this five-minute break!*
**[09:11] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san, do you have a moment?
**[09:13] girlD**
Your hair is so pretty!
What shampoo do you use?
**[09:16] girlE**
Where did you transfer from?
**[09:18] Masamune**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[09:20] Neko**
Seichou Academy.
**[09:22] girlC**
Seichou?
**[09:23] girlD**
Oh, I've heard of it. It's an
all-girls boarding school.
**[09:27] GirlD**
I saw it on TV.
**[09:28] GirlA**
It's in the middle of some mountains.
The school looks like a castle.
**[09:32] Girls**
Wow!
**[09:33] Masamune**
*Who cares about all that?!*
**[09:35] Masamune**
*Just...*
**[09:36] Masamune**
*let me...*
**[09:37] Masamune**
*talk to her!*
**[09:40] Masamune**
*The next class...*
**[09:44] Tae**
That looks good on you!
**[09:47] Girl**
I'll show you where it is. This way.
**[09:56] Masamune**
*Curse you girls!*
**[09:58] guyA**
So that's what it means to feel more
comfortable around the same sex.
**[10:01] guyB**
It's a violation of the anti-trust act.
The wealth needs to be redistributed.
**[10:05] guyB**
Hey, Kojuurou. Go mix in with them.
**[10:07] Kojuurou**
What? No! It's too scary!
**[10:09] guyB**
It's not scary. They won't
even notice you're there.
**[10:13] guyA**
Put this bow on. Here.
**[10:17] guyA**
I need a picture! A picture!
**[10:18] guys**
Hurry! Hurry! Wait, hang on!
**[10:19] Masamune**
I'll go.
**[10:20] Kojuurou**
You will, Makabe-kun?
**[10:22] Masamune**
I just need to talk to her, right?
**[10:24] guyB**
Th-That's right, Makabe!
**[10:25] guyB**
That's using your hot-guy-ness!
**[10:27] ---**
Makabe-kun, you'd do that for us?
**[10:29] Masamune**
*These guys are a real pain.*
**[10:31] Guyb**
I'll treat you to Mac!
**[10:32] GuyA**
And karaoke!
**[10:34] Masamune**
* I have a ton of things that I want*
* to ask Fujinomiya Neko myself.*
**[10:38] Masamune**
Hey, girls. Do you mind if we join in—
**[10:41] Girls**
No way!
**[10:45] Masamune**
* I'm sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting*
* your squees and giggles!*
**[10:49] Tae**
Masamune-kun, perfect timing!
**[10:53] Masamune**
*Wh-What? What is this?*
**[10:56] Tae**
Masamune-kun, did you know?
**[10:58] Masamune**
Huh?
**[10:58] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san says she
transferred here just for you.
**[11:03] Masamune**
Huh?
**[11:06] Masamune**
*Huh?!*
**[11:10] Neko**
U-Um...
**[11:11] Neko**
Masamune-sama had no way of knowing.
**[11:15] Neko**
I personally feel indebted to him, that is all.
**[11:18] Girls**
Then you should tell him,
right here and now!
**[11:25] Neko**
Three years ago on Christmas...
***SIGN*** Donations
**[11:30] (Flashback) Neko**
We would deeply appreciate
**[11:33] (Flashback) Neko**
your warm donations again this Christmas.
**[11:57] (Flashback) Neko**
Um...
**[12:01] (Flashback) Guy**
You should dress warmer.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Guy**
It looked like you were about
to grow wings and fly away.
**[12:14] Neko**
When you said that to me, Masamune-sama,
**[12:16] Neko**
you looked like an angel in my eyes.
**[12:19] Masamune**
*Wai—*
**[12:20] girlC**
Wait, what's going to happen
to Adagaki-san, then?
**[12:23] girlA**
Well, this is this, and that's that.
**[12:26] Masamune**
*Seriously, wait.*
**[12:27] Tae**
This is like something out of a shojo manga!
**[12:30] Masamune**
* Who the hell is that nauseatingly*
* smug guy supposed to be?!*
**[12:33] Masamune**
* Three years ago, I was still*
* a fatty living in Shinshuu!*
**[12:36] guyB**
That's Makabe for you.
**[12:38] guyA**
Can't be helped if it was Makabe.
**[12:40] Masamune**
*They're convinced!*
**[12:49] Masamune**
Let's talk for a sec.
**[12:59] Neko**
Um, Masamune-sama...
**[13:01] Neko**
If you run so quickly, I'll...
**[13:07] Masamune**
S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
**[13:12] Masamune**
Blood?!
**[13:13] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san?!
**[13:15] Masamune**
E-Emergency! Emergency!
**[13:16] Masamune**
Where's the medic?!
**[13:18] Masamune**
Wait, should I call 110?
**[13:19] Masamune**
No, it's 119!
**[13:21] Masamune**
But first, the nurse's office...
**[13:24] Neko**
I'm all right.
**[13:26] Neko**
I just got dizzy for a moment.
**[13:29] Masamune**
Are you sure you're okay?
**[13:31] Neko**
Yes.
**[13:36] Masamune**
You dropped some... thing...
***SIGN*** Kamego Tomato Ketchup
Mini Pack
**[13:43] Masamune**
*That's the blood?*
**[13:44] Neko**
Please do not worry.
**[13:46] Neko**
I picked a brand that uses the
best natural ingredients.
**[13:49] Masamune**
Er, what's this doing here?
**[13:51] Neko**
It's a part of a refined lady's tastes.
**[13:54] Masamune**
Tastes?
**[13:56] Neko**
Think of it as a variation on
a mayonnaise enthusiast.
**[14:00] Masamune**
If not for the situation, I almost
wouldn't want to believe you...
**[14:04] Neko**
What do you put on your eggs?
**[14:06] Masamune**
Sorry, but I prefer salt and pepper.
**[14:08] Masamune**
*Stop trying to change the subject!*
**[14:11] Masamune**
More importantly, why would
you tell a lie like that?
**[14:14] Masamune**
I don't know you.
**[14:19] Neko**
The truth is rather embarrassing.
**[14:22] Masamune**
Huh?
**[14:23] Neko**
If possible,
**[14:25] Neko**
I would prefer to keep the truth
a secret between you and me.
**[14:29] Masamune**
Uh, that doesn't explain anything to me...
**[14:31] Neko**
It doesn't matter to me
that you don't remember.
**[14:35] Neko**
It doesn't change the fact
that I've always admired you.
**[14:38] Neko**
Is it a bother to you?
**[14:41] Masamune**
*Damn it. She's really cute.*
**[14:44] Masamune**
* Don't lose your head, Makabe Masamune.*
* You know this is wrong.*
**[14:47] Masamune**
* You have to endure.*
* If you lose your resolve here,*
**[14:50] Masamune**
* what'll come of your revenge*
* against that scumball?*
**[14:54] Masamune**
I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sorry.
**[14:57] Masamune**
I have someone that I like.
**[14:59] Masamune**
*Damn it, I said it. What a waste.*
**[15:03] Neko**
No... That can't be...
**[15:07] Masamune**
*I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.*
**[15:09] Neko**
Is she that wonderful?
**[15:11] Masamune**
* Actually, she's crude, she's a*
* glutton, she's unrefined...*
**[15:14] Masamune**
*She's the opposite of wonderful.*
**[15:16] Masamune**
Yeah...
**[15:17] Neko**
A-Are you two dating?
**[15:19] Masamune**
No. It's one-sided.
**[15:21] Neko**
I-If it's not a bother,
**[15:22] Neko**
would you mind telling me who she is?
**[15:27] Aki**
No, that isn't enough.
**[15:30] Aki**
I need five K sandwiches,
and five Y sandwiches.
**[15:32] Aki**
I need another of that
exact same order at 3 PM.
**[15:35] Yoshino**
Understood.
**[15:36] Masamune**
That's her, by the window.
**[15:38] Neko**
The girl with the short hair?
**[15:40] Masamune**
No, the long-haired girl next
to her, with the big attitude...
**[15:44] Masamune**
Oh, I mean in the sense that she's level-headed.
**[15:47] Masamune**
*I mean, just going by looks,*
**[15:49] Masamune**
*the Cruel Princess is unbeatable.*
**[15:52] Masamune**
*I'm sure Fujinomiya-san will give up.*
**[15:54] Neko**
Ah, she ain't gonna be a problem.
**[15:57] Masamune**
Huh?
**[16:00] Masamune**
Hey, wait a sec!
**[16:06] Neko**
I apologize for what happened the other day.
**[16:09] Aki**
You're the girl from...
**[16:12] Neko**
My name is Fujinomiya Neko.
**[16:15] Neko**
I truly envy you,
**[16:17] Neko**
since you have Masamune-sama's affection.
**[16:21] Masamune**
*I've gotta stop her!*
**[16:32] Both**
*She's not wearing any?*
**[16:45] Neko**
I'm very mindful when it comes to my health.
**[16:48] Masamune**
Huh?
**[16:49] Neko**
Feeling moderately tense is
the secret to good health.
**[16:53] Masamune**
Who needs that kind of health tip?!
**[16:55] Neko**
The trick is in your stride and
how you place your feet.
**[16:58] Masamune**
The trick to what exactly?
**[17:00] Neko**
I am very blessed.
**[17:02] Neko**
Regardless of how you might feel about me,
**[17:05] Neko**
it feels like a miracle that
we're able to speak at all.
**[17:09] Masamune**
Wait, wait, wait...
**[17:10] Aki**
So annoying.
**[17:12] Masamune**
* Crap! I got caught up in the fact*
* that she's not wearing any!*
**[17:16] Aki**
Leave right now. If you
won't leave, then I will.
**[17:24] Masamune**
Wait!
**[17:25] Masamune**
I want to talk to you about this.
**[17:35] Masamune**
It's not like that!
**[17:37] Masamune**
She's mistaken me for someone else!
That has nothing to do with me!
**[17:41] Masamune**
Are you going to believe her over me?
**[17:44] Aki**
Huh?
**[17:45] Aki**
Where do you get off
expecting me to believe you?
**[17:48] Masamune**
I'm telling you to hear me out!
**[17:50] Aki**
Get away from me! I'll catch
your chronic superficiality!
**[17:59] Gym Teacher**
You guys have some nerve,
**[18:01] Gym Teacher**
boldly skipping class like this.
**[18:12] Aki**
That unreasonable teacher...
**[18:13] Aki**
I'm going to dub him
"Mr. Broke-ass from 3-B."
**[18:17] Masamune**
*You think you have a right to be mad?*
**[18:19] Masamune**
* I'm the one who got dragged*
* into this nonsense.*
**[18:22] (Flashback) Gym teacher**
As punishment, you'll be cleaning
the pool after school!
**[18:25] Masamune**
*Endure. I have to endure this.*
**[18:27] Masamune**
Well, let's just hurry up and
finish cleaning this pool.
**[18:31] Aki**
Yes, you're right.
**[18:33] Aki**
Before I get indiscriminately
assaulted by a certain someone.
**[18:36] Aki**
I'll start cleaning over there,
**[18:38] Aki**
so don't you dare come anywhere near me.
**[18:41] Masamune**
* What is her problem?! What is her*
* problem?! What is her problem?!*
**[18:44] Masamune**
* Ugh, what the hell am*
* I going to do with you?!*
**[18:48] Masamune**
* You piss me off... You piss*
* me off... You piss me off!*
**[18:55] Aki**
M-Makabe!
**[18:58] Masamune**
Sorry, Adagaki-san. That was an accident.
**[19:01] Aki**
An accident, eh?
**[19:10] Masamune**
* The Cruel Princess is sadly*
* lacking in some areas.*
**[19:14] Masamune**
*Though she's got some nice legs.*
**[19:17] Aki**
What are you looking at?
Shouldn't you be cleaning?
**[19:19] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah.
**[19:21] Aki**
Hup...
**[19:22] Aki**
What the heck? It's so heavy.
**[19:26] Masamune**
Wha—
**[19:34] Aki**
Makabe, come over here.
**[19:38] Aki**
This will spill if I walk any further.
**[19:40] Masamune**
What the hell are you doing?
**[19:41] Aki**
I'm going to *accidentally*
spill this on you, of course.
**[19:44] Masamune**
That's totally intentional!
**[19:45] Masamune**
Anything "accidental" is way
out of the picture now!
**[19:48] Aki**
They say, "An eye for an eye,
and a tooth for a tooth," right?
**[19:50] Masamune**
Aren't you thinking of
repaying a debt twofold?
**[19:53] Aki**
It's accidental!
**[19:54] Masamune**
No accident is that vindictive!
**[19:57] Aki**
There's no way I'll be the only one to get wet.
**[20:00] Masamune**
Come on, give me a break.
I'm not wearing a swimsuit.
**[20:03] Aki**
So?
**[20:04] Masamune**
You want me to go home
in drenched underwear?
**[20:06] Aki**
Maybe you shouldn't wear any, then.
You two can go commando together.
**[20:12] Masamune**
*She's hopeless. I need to do something, fast.*
**[20:15] Aki**
Come, now. Be grateful for this water
that I'm going to accidentally...
**[20:25] Masamune**
*Serves you right.*
**[20:30] Masamune**
* Is she drowning? Could it*
* be that she can't swim?*
**[20:32] Masamune**
*Wait, I thought she was good at sports!*
**[20:37] Masamune**
I'll be right there!
**[20:41] Masamune**
Just a bit more...
**[20:49] Masamune**
*I guess her feet touched the bottom.*
**[20:55] Aki**
I thought you didn't want to get wet.
**[20:58] Masamune**
I can't help it. My body moved on its own.
**[21:00] Masamune**
* I can't have you dying on me,*
* for various reasons.*
**[21:05] Aki**
Huh... I see.
**[21:07] Aki**
So it just moved on its own.
I figured it was no more than that.
**[21:13] Masamune**
Then what do you want me to say?!
**[21:15] Masamune**
If I said it's because I like you,
you wouldn't believe me anyway!
**[21:18] Aki**
Wha— I never said anything like that!
**[21:21] Masamune**
You might as well have!
**[21:27] Masamune**
It's true that I wanted to save you.
**[21:29] Masamune**
Sorry for overstepping my bounds.
**[21:33] Masamune**
*There's no getting through to someone*
**[21:36] Masamune**
*who's closed off to begin with.*
**[21:38] Masamune**
*That's what sucks about it being one-way.*
**[21:41] Masamune**
*I don't get it. Why am I so annoyed by this?*
**[21:45] Masamune**
*I just...*
**[21:47] Aki**
Then prove it to me.
**[21:51] Aki**
Prove it?
**[21:52] Aki**
Yes. Prove that you like me.
**[21:58] Aki**
You can't?
**[21:59] Masamune**
What would it take for you to believe me?
**[22:02] Aki**
Well, for example...
**[22:08] Aki**
You could kiss me.