# E1 - The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Aki**
I won't fall for you.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Aki**
You're just a Pig's Foot.
**[00:20] Masamune**
Makabe Masamune at his
absolute best yet again today.
**[00:24] Masamune**
I am truly like the rising sun!
**[00:27] Chinatsu**
Yikes, guess you're still full of yourself.
**[00:31] Masamune**
Gah!
**[00:32] Masamune**
Chinatsu! I thought I told you
not to just barge in here!
**[00:36] Chinatsu**
Yeah, whatever. Man, you're loud.
**[00:38] Chinatsu**
Control yourself when you're in France.
**[00:40] Chinatsu**
Don't embarrass all of Japan.
***SIGN*** Class Trip France
***SIGN*** Yasaka High School
**[00:43] Kinue**
Good morning, Maa-kun and Chinatsu-chan!
**[00:45] Kinue**
It's time for breakfast.
**[00:47] Kinue**
You're leaving today, aren't you?
**[00:49] Kinue**
I went all-out for you today!
**[00:51] Kinue**
There's fried chicken,
fried shrimp, and even gratin!
***SIGN*** High in calories
***SIGN*** High in calories
***SIGN*** High in calories
**[00:55] Chinatsu**
Yay, gratin!
**[00:57] Kinue**
Maa-kun, is there anything
else you'd like to ea—
**[00:59] Masamune**
Both of you, out!
**[01:02] Masamune**
Damn that loli hag...
**[01:04] Masamune**
How could I eat something so high
in calories first thing in the morning?
**[01:10] Masamune**
* The greatest opportunity since the*
* cultural festival has presented itself!*
**[01:13] Masamune**
* The City of Flowers is truly a perfect*
* place to exact my revenge.*
**[01:16] Masamune**
* And that's when I'll get a checkmate*
* in my Dead or Love plan!*
**[01:27] Yoshino**
Are you ready, Aki-sama?
**[01:30] Aki**
Yes.
**[01:32] Aki**
Could you take my suitcase, Yoshino?
**[01:34] Yoshino**
As you wish.
**[01:46] Chinatsu**
Get me a gift, 'kay thanks.
**[01:48] Kinue**
Maa-kun, come home soon, okay?
**[01:51] Kinue**
Maa-kun!
**[01:52] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah. I'll see you later.
***SIGN*** #1 "The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle"
**[03:33] Frank**
*Dearest Muriel, I saw the piece you sent me.*
**[03:38] Frank**
*It's quite a masterpiece.*
**[03:40] Frank**
*One piece of advice I have for you:*
**[03:42] Frank**
* you should learn more about*
* Japanese high school students.*
**[03:46] Muriel**
So it *is* hopeless.
**[03:48] Muriel**
No matter how much I practice...
**[03:54] Muriel**
High school students from Japon...
**[03:58] Muriel**
They're just too far away.
**[04:00] Masamune**
Wow...
**[04:02] Tour guide**
An art museum was made in the
Louvre Palace during the French Revolution.
**[04:07] Tour guide**
It can easily be called the
greatest art museum in the world.
***SIGN*** Traveling Through France
**[04:11] Kojuurou**
Sans crème s'il vous plait...
**[04:14] Kojuurou**
"Without whipped cream, please."
**[04:17] Masamune**
* I've never seen Kojuurou*
* study so hard in his life.*
**[04:21] Kojuurou**
What should I do, Makabe-kun?
**[04:23] Kojuurou**
We're in the land of macarons,
canelés, and bon bon chocolats!
**[04:26] Kojuurou**
Can you believe it?!
**[04:27] Masamune**
Try to calm down a bit, Kojuurou.
**[04:29] Tae**
Fashion! The Opera House! Ballet!
**[04:32] Tae**
Love and romance! Amore!
**[04:36] Masamune**
What you're trying to say is...
**[04:38] Neko**
What you're trying to say
is "amour," Futaba-san.
**[04:41] Neko**
"Amore" is Italian.
**[04:58] Masamune**
*So you've come, Cruel Princess.*
**[05:00] Gasou**
Aki-chan, there was a
churros shop over there.
**[05:04] Masamune**
*And there's the bumpkin fiancé.*
**[05:06] Masamune**
*There he goes, getting in my way again.*
**[05:12] Masamune**
*No, no. Calm down.*
**[05:14] Masamune**
*For me, this class trip should be—*
**[05:23] Masamune**
* We're definitely in the land of amour!*
* PDA everywhere!*
**[05:28] Masamune**
*This country is truly the best place for this.*
**[05:32] Masamune**
* I'm going to make Adagaki Aki fall for me,*
* and then dump her on the spot.*
**[05:38] Masamune**
* So that I can move my*
* Dead or Love plan forward!*
**[05:42] Masamune**
Just you wait, Cruel Princess!
**[05:44] Masamune**
The rising sun...
**[05:46] Masamune**
No, Soleil le Vant!
**[05:49] Aki**
Hey.
**[05:50] Masamune**
Huh?
**[05:51] Aki**
Could you keep some time open
during our free periods on this trip?
**[05:54] Masamune**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[05:57] Aki**
Exactly what it sounds like.
**[05:59] Aki**
I've been thinking ever
since the cultural festival
**[06:02] Aki**
that I should actually take some
time to properly talk to you.
**[06:06] Masamune**
*Th-This is... Wait, what the heck's going on?*
**[06:09] Aki**
Anyway, this is a promise!
I'll make you pay if you break it!
**[06:14] Masamune**
U-Uh, w-wait—
**[06:19] Masamune**
O-Oh, no! A French girl?
**[06:22] Aki**
Hey!
**[06:23] Masamune**
H-How do I apologize?
***SIGN*** Schedule Book
***SIGN*** Translation
**[06:27] Masamune**
Excusez moi!
**[06:31] Muriel**
Ca nefaitrien.
**[06:32] Masamune**
*An eyepatch?*
**[06:34] Muriel**
Are you Japonais?
**[06:37] Masamune and Aki**
Did she just speak Japanese?
**[06:39] Masamune**
Y-Yes, I'm Japanese. I'm in high school.
**[06:44] Muriel**
A high school student...
**[06:46] Muriel**
Japanese...
**[06:50] Muriel**
Yes! You're the one I was
looking for, my Chikuwa-kun!
**[06:58] Muriel**
My name is Muriel Besson!
**[07:02] Muriel**
I am a second-year in high school.
**[07:04] Masamune**
I'm Makabe Masamune.
**[07:06] Aki**
I'm Adagaki Aki.
**[07:08] Masamune**
Your Japanese is very good.
Did you study it somewhere?
**[07:11] Muriel**
Why, yes! I learned a lot from
anime and manga from Japon, I did!
**[07:16] Masamune**
Manga, eh?
**[07:18] Muriel**
Manga from Japon is fantastic!
**[07:21] Muriel**
Every time my brother goes to Tokyo for work,
I ask him to buy me lots of manga!
**[07:26] Masamune**
*She's...*
**[07:28] Aki and Masamune**
*...definitely an otaku.*
**[07:30] Muriel**
I hope that one day I'll be able
to draw manga like that, I do.
**[07:34] Masamune**
Wait, you?
**[07:37] Muriel**
Well, we do have bande dessinée in France.
**[07:42] Muriel**
But what I want to draw is
Japonais manga, it is!
**[07:50] Masamune**
You drew this?
**[07:51] Muriel**
Yes! I still have much to work on, but...
***SIGN*** Leave it to Tsumire
**[08:05] Muriel**
I want to draw a poppy and exciting rom-com
about Tsumire-san, who lives in Tokyo!
**[08:12] Masamune**
Rom-com?!
**[08:13] Aki**
Why in the world are the names of the
heroine and hero Tsumire and Chikuwa?
**[08:17] Muriel**
Because my favorite Japanese food is oden!
**[08:23] Muriel**
Does something seem off to you?
**[08:27] Masamune**
I'm not sure if "off" is the right word...
**[08:29] Aki**
I do have a lot of questions...
**[08:32] Muriel**
My older brother also told me
**[08:34] Muriel**
that I should learn more about
Japanese high school students.
**[08:39] Muriel**
When I first saw you, I thought Chikuwa-kun
was standing right in front of me!
**[08:43] Masamune**
Huh?
**[08:44] Muriel**
You're the ideal Japanese
high school boy, Masamune.
**[08:48] Muriel**
Please let me use you
as a model for my manga!
**[08:51] Masamune**
What?!
**[08:52] Aki**
What?
**[08:52] Muriel**
What do real high school boys think about?
**[08:56] Muriel**
Do you prefer toast for breakfast?
Or perhaps sushi?
**[08:59] Masamune**
Um...
**[09:00] Muriel**
Yes?
**[09:02] Masamune**
I'm flattered that you're so interested,
**[09:05] Masamune**
but I'm currently on vacation...
**[09:08] Muriel**
Is there any way you'd consider it?
**[09:14] Masamune**
What do I do?
**[09:16] Aki**
Hey, are you saying you don't care
about your promise with me?
**[09:22] Masamune**
I'm sorry, Muriel-san.
**[09:23] Masamune**
We're but humble high school
students on their class trip.
**[09:26] Muriel**
Humble?
**[09:29] Muriel**
Oh, you mean like the samurai?
**[09:31] Masamune**
No.
**[09:33] Masamune**
A-Anyway, we have to stay with our class,
so we don't have much free time,
**[09:38] Masamune**
and when I do, I plan to go around with her.
**[09:44] Aki**
Hey! What's the big idea?
**[09:46] Masamune**
Throw me a bone here!
**[09:49] Masamune**
So, even though I'd like to help
you out, I just don't have time.
**[09:52] Masamune**
I'm really sorry.
**[09:55] Muriel**
I see...
**[09:57] Muriel**
I cannot force you, I cannot.
**[10:00] Masamune**
I'll be rooting for you. Good luck.
**[10:19] Kojuurou**
Fujinomiya-san, do you like that painting?
**[10:22] Neko**
Yes, though I'm not sure if
"like" is the right word.
**[10:24] Neko**
I just feel uneasy looking at it.
**[10:28] Neko**
Look, they're not wearing anything on top.
**[10:32] Kojuurou**
Oh, right.
**[10:33] Neko**
Feeling cold can lead to many ailments.
I want to lend them something to wear.
**[10:38] Kojuurou**
*Fujinomiya-san's so nice...*
**[10:42] Kojuurou**
Oh, yeah, Fujinomiya-san!
**[10:43] Neko**
Yes?
**[10:45] Kojuurou**
Um, um, um...
**[10:50] Neko**
You're looking quite pale
yourself, Kojuurou-san.
**[10:52] Kojuurou**
No! I'm totally fine.
**[10:56] Neko**
Oh?
**[11:02] Tae**
What's the matter, you two?!
**[11:04] Neko**
Can someone get us some stretchers?
**[11:07] Aki**
Mind your own business, Commando.
**[11:10] Aki**
I don't want to excite them any more.
**[11:13] Kojuurou; Neko; Tae**
"Them"?
**[11:15] Aki**
We're safe here, aren't we?
**[11:17] Masamune**
Yeah, it looks like it.
**[11:24] Masamune and Aki**
I thought I was going to die...
**[11:28] (Flashback) Masamune**
She sure was strange.
**[11:31] (Flashback) Aki**
I'll say that she's definitely passionate.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Aki**
Anyway, get off of me already!
**[11:39] (Flashback) Masamune**
Whoa...
**[11:42] (Flashback) Masamune**
S-Sorry...
**[11:45] (Flashback) Aki**
Makabe.
**[11:53] (Flashback) Skinhead**
Venez.
**[12:03] Masamune**
Adagaki-san, is your French decent?
**[12:06] Aki**
I can basically say, "Can I get the check,"
**[12:08] Aki**
and "Is there anyone who understands Japanese?"
**[12:11] Masamune**
Good. We're on the same level.
**[12:13] Aki**
Why are you relieved
right now?! Are you stupid?
**[12:18] Masamune**
M-Marcy bocut!
**[12:20] Masamune**
Crowassant!
**[12:21] Masamune**
Escargoo!
**[12:22] Masamune**
Arch of Triumph! Huh?
**[12:25] Frank**
*It's a pleasure to meet you, 3D Chikuwa-kun.*
**[12:30] Frank**
My name is Frank Besson.
**[12:32] Frank**
I'm the older brother of the
girl you just rejected, Muriel.
**[12:37] Frank**
My position is the reverse of yours right now.
I'm actually in Tokyo on business.
**[12:41] Frank**
Japan sure is a nice place.
**[12:45] Masamune**
*B-Business, you say?*
**[12:48] Frank**
No matter. That's not the
issue here. It's what you did.
**[12:53] Frank**
*Why did you decline Muriel's request?*
**[12:55] Masamune**
Huh? Uh...
**[12:57] Frank**
* The worst sin you can commit*
* in this world is making Muriel cry.*
**[13:01] Frank**
* The second-worst sin you can commit*
* in this world is disappointing Muriel!*
**[13:07] Frank**
If you want to stay with that girl there,
**[13:10] Frank**
how about you two teach Muriel
the essence of a rom-com?
**[13:14] Frank**
That's simple enough, isn't it, Chikuwa-kun?
**[13:22] Yoshino**
Ah... So when you get a day with free time,
**[13:25] Yoshino**
you have to spend it with Aki-sama
and this otaku mademoiselle.
**[13:30] Yoshino**
Can I ask how that happened?
**[13:33] Masamune**
I honestly have no idea.
**[13:38] Masamune**
I'm sorry. Everything was ruined despite
you setting it all up for me, Master.
**[13:44] Yoshino**
Me? What did I do?
**[13:47] Masamune**
You didn't?
**[13:48] Masamune**
I figured the Cruel Princess
wouldn't invite me to talk to her
**[13:52] Masamune**
one-on-one without your help...
**[13:56] Masamune**
Seriously?
**[13:58] Masamune**
Wait, does that mean she invited me herself?
**[14:03] Yoshino**
I'm honestly surprised myself.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Aki**
I should actually take some
time to properly talk to you.
**[14:10] Masamune**
*She looked pretty serious...*
**[14:13] Yoshino**
But it's a good thing that
Aki-sama seems proactive.
**[14:16] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[14:18] Yoshino**
I'll help you out so that
no one else gets in your way.
**[14:23] Masamune**
Thanks.
**[14:31] Masamune**
Oh, sorry. Kojuurou and the
others are waiting for me.
**[14:41] Masamune**
Master.
**[14:44] Masamune**
I'm seriously counting on you.
**[14:56] Male student**
How long are you gonna be in
the shower? Get out already, Gasou.
**[15:00] Gasou**
Sorry. Just hang on a little longer.
**[15:04] Gasou**
* Jeez, I can't even get changed*
* in peace. How annoying.*
**[15:09] (Flashback) Gasou**
Aki-chan, there was a churros shop over there.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Gasou**
Why don't we go there together?
**[15:15] (Flashback) Aki**
Sorry, I've got something to do.
**[15:19] Gasou**
*Makabe Masamune.*
**[15:20] Gasou**
*You accursed man.*
**[15:23] Gasou**
*I need money, damn it...*
**[15:25] Gasou**
*So that I can preserve the Gasou name and status.*
**[15:29] Gasou**
*Love and gender don't matter.*
**[15:31] Gasou**
*Money is everything.*
**[15:34] Gasou**
*I catch a red snapper using a shrimp...*
**[15:37] Gasou**
*Nay, I'll catch money using love.*
**[15:40] Gasou**
*I call this brilliant plan... "Fishing."*
**[15:49] Masamune**
*I guess neither of us got any sleep.*
**[15:52] Masamune**
Okay, let's go, Adagaki-san.
**[15:55] Aki**
Right...
**[15:57] Kojuurou**
Are you really okay?
**[15:59] Kojuurou**
Weren't you threatened
by some really scary people?
**[16:01] Tae**
Want us to tag along quietly?
**[16:04] Masamune**
I think we'll be fine...
**[16:06] Aki**
We're counting on you if we don't
make it back in time, Commando.
**[16:20] Muriel**
Masamune! Aki!
**[16:22] Muriel**
You actually came, you did!
**[16:24] Muriel**
I was so excited for today that
I was tingling with excitement!
**[16:29] Masamune**
Do you mean "trembling with excitement"?
**[16:31] Muriel**
Oui!
**[16:34] Masamune**
*She's so serious about this...*
**[16:37] Masamune**
*Ah, well...*
**[16:41] Masamune**
Okay, let's begin.
**[16:43] Masamune**
First, Besson-san...
**[16:45] Muriel**
You can call me Muriel.
**[16:47] Masamune**
Okay, Muriel.
**[16:48] Masamune**
There's something I want to
ask you about this manga.
**[16:51] Muriel**
Really?
**[16:54] Masamune**
First, this right here.
**[16:56] Masamune**
He asked her out three panels ago,
and they're totally a thing now.
**[17:01] Muriel**
Is there a problem with that?
**[17:04] Masamune**
As someone who's read all the volumes of
the monumental classic of romance manga,
**[17:09] Masamune**
"*Rose-eyed Steroid*," let me say...
**[17:11] Masamune**
When it comes to rom-coms...
**[17:13] Masamune**
Once they both fall for each other,
80% of the story is over!
**[17:16] Masamune**
Tease! Tease until you can tease no more!
**[17:19] Muriel**
Tease?
**[17:20] Masamune**
Yes.
**[17:21] Masamune**
You can make it all count in the remaining 20%,
**[17:24] Masamune**
but it's a cruel path that
I cannot recommend to beginners.
**[17:29] Muriel**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[17:30] Masamune**
But why?!
**[17:32] Muriel**
I mean, they like each other, right?
**[17:34] Muriel**
Then they should tell each other.
**[17:38] Muriel**
Staring at each other like this
**[17:42] Muriel**
and kissing might also be good.
**[17:44] Masamune**
Hey!
**[17:45] Muriel**
Je t'adore.
**[17:49] Aki**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[17:52] Aki**
Unlike French people, normal Japanese people
**[17:55] Aki**
can't easily tell someone
else their feelings!
**[17:58] Aki**
There are times we want to
be honest, but we can't!
**[18:01] Masamune**
Or something from their past
might be holding them back.
**[18:04] Masamune**
A lot can happen.
**[18:06] Muriel**
So even if you have feelings for each other,
**[18:08] Muriel**
there's some reason you can't tell them?
**[18:10] Masamune and Aki**
Yes, exactly!
**[18:12] Muriel**
Are you talking about you two?
**[18:17] Aki**
A-A-A-A-A-Are you stupid?!
**[18:20] Muriel**
Aki, your Japanese is hard to understand
because you speak so fast, it is.
**[18:24] Aki**
I'm telling you that's inconceivable!
**[18:28] Aki**
Anyway!
**[18:29] Aki**
What you need to learn is
the Japanese form of love.
**[18:32] Aki**
You are forbidden from becoming
romantically involved with someone.
**[18:35] Aki**
Understood?
**[18:36] Muriel**
I understand, I do.
**[18:38] Aki**
We'll show you how things are done
as characters in a rom-com,
**[18:42] Aki**
so make sure you pay attention.
**[18:43] Masamune**
Huh?
**[18:44] Muriel**
Yes! I'm looking forward to this, yes!
**[18:46] Aki**
Honestly. You're so illogical.
**[18:50] Aki**
Now, then. To show you how it's done...
**[18:52] Aki**
How it's done...
**[18:53] Aki**
How do we do that, exactly?
**[18:57] Masamune**
*You didn't think about what to show her, huh?*
**[19:06] Masamune**
*Japanese romance? I mean...*
**[19:08] Aki**
*What should we show her, exactly?*
**[19:14] Tae**
We hit the jackpot!
**[19:16] Kojuurou**
What do you think, Fujinomiya-san?
**[19:17] Neko**
I think Masamune-sama might
enjoy this level of sweetness.
**[19:23] Kojuurou**
Yeah, you're right.
**[19:28] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san, do you
still like Masamune-kun?
**[19:31] Kojuurou**
Huh? Huh?!
**[19:34] Neko**
Is that a bit too pathetic
after he rejected me?
**[19:37] Tae**
Not at all! Really!
**[19:41] Neko**
Sometimes, I think about what could've been.
**[19:45] Neko**
Perhaps if we had met in
a slightly different way...
**[19:47] Neko**
Maybe if there wasn't a lie
involved from the start...
**[19:51] Neko**
But if I didn't have that lie,
I would've been too scared to approach him.
**[19:55] Neko**
I'm sure he's going to suffer
even more from now on.
**[19:59] Neko**
Just like me.
**[20:02] Neko**
I'm sort of looking forward
to that day, but also not.
**[20:06] Neko**
It's rather complicated.
**[20:09] Kojuurou**
I can't really understand complicated things,
**[20:13] Kojuurou**
b-but since you're so confused
by this, Fujinomiya-san...
**[20:19] Kojuurou**
I think you're very profound!
**[20:24] Neko**
Thank you very much, Kojuurou-san.
**[20:27] Neko**
What lovely words of encouragement.
**[20:32] Kojuurou**
*I'm such a loser.*
**[20:37] Kojuurou**
Oh?
**[20:39] Neko**
Is something the matter?
**[20:41] Kojuurou**
Maybe I'm seeing things...
**[20:44] Kojuurou**
Yeah, I think I am.
**[20:50] Gasou**
Hey, is this really the right way?
**[20:53] Yoshino**
I think we got it right this time. I'm sorry.
**[20:59] Gasou**
Aki-chan wanted to tell me
something personally, right?
**[21:02] Gasou**
I can't keep her waiting, then.
**[21:04] Yoshino**
Sorry. Just a little farther.
**[21:08] Yoshino**
*Until free time is over...*
**[21:11] Gasou**
You just keep apologizing over and over.
**[21:21] Gasou**
Hey. Are you hiding something from me?
**[21:27] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[21:28] Yoshino**
I was actually lying when I said
Aki-sama was waiting for you.
**[21:31] Gasou**
What? Why would you lie
about something like that?
**[21:35] Yoshino**
Because... I wanted to spend as much time
with you as I could, Kanetsugu-sama.
**[21:42] Yoshino**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kanetsugu-sama.
**[21:46] Gasou**
O-Oh, jeez...
**[21:51] Gasou**
Yeah, right.
**[21:53] Gasou**
I'm not gonna fall for that anymore,
**[22:00] Gasou**
you betraying little witch.