# Masamune-kun's Revenge
"I've returned to this town for revenge!" Eight years ago, Makabe Masamune, a weak and chubby boy, was harshly rejected by the beautiful Adagaki Aki. Now, he's lost a ton of weight, changed his name, and returned as a handsome teenage boy... all to make the "Brutal Princess" Aki fall in love with him so that he can reject her just as harshly as she did.
# Season 1
# E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR19G2006/the-boy-who-was-called-pigs-foot)
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**[00:26] Masamune**
All right!
**[00:27] Chinatsu**
Ew.
**[00:28] Chinatsu**
The picture of vanity.
We have a narcissist here.
**[00:31] Masamune**
Chinatsu.
**[00:32] Chinatsu**
A morning shampoo and shower,
**[00:34] Chinatsu**
and to top it off, posing
in front of the mirror.
**[00:37] Chinatsu**
How vain could you be?
**[00:40] Masamune**
I'm not vain! I'm just setting
an example for myself!
**[00:42] Masamune**
How can *you* eat junk food
so early in the morning?
**[00:45] Chinatsu**
Want some?
**[00:45] Masamune**
Never!
**[00:46] Chinatsu**
Okay.
**[00:49] Masamune**
Jeez... I told you not to come
into my room without permission.
**[00:52] Chinatsu**
So cold! How could you forget our sibling bond
**[00:55] Chinatsu**
just because we were living apart?
**[01:00] Masamune**
*I made a decision*
**[01:01] Masamune**
* that I would never return to the days*
* when I was so naïve and powerless.*
**[01:08] Kinue**
Good morning, Maa-kun, Chinatsu-chan.
**[01:11] Kinue**
Breakfast is ready.
***SIGN*** Milk
**[01:15] Kinue**
You loved donuts when you were
little, didn't you, Maa-kun?
***SIGN*** High in Calories
***SIGN*** High in Calories
***SIGN*** High in Calories
**[01:19] Kinue**
They're loaded with sugar!
**[01:20] Kinue**
The fried chicken's fresh out of the fryer, too.
**[01:23] Kinue**
Can't you hear them sizzling?
**[01:25] Masamune**
Er, no thanks...
**[01:28] Kinue**
Chinatsu!
**[01:29] Kinue**
Maa-kun just said he hates his mommy!
**[01:32] Kinue**
And when we're finally able
to live together again!
**[01:35] Chinatsu**
Yeah, yeah. Seems like Onii-chan
got rid of a lot of baggage.
**[01:39] Masamune**
I'm heading out.
**[01:41] Kinue**
Maa-kun!
**[01:46] Masamune**
* Like I could eat something that high*
* in calories so early in the morning.*
**[01:57] Masamune**
* "Everything depends on*
* whether you're hot or not."*
**[02:00] Masamune**
*This is my motto.*
**[02:02] Masamune**
*If you're not a hot guy, you're not human.*
**[02:05] Masamune**
* Even a normal guy attains*
* birth in the Pure Land,*
**[02:07] Masamune**
*so it goes without saying that a hot guy will.*
**[02:18] Girl**
Hey, what are you gawking at?
**[02:26] Girl**
Let me see your cell phone!
**[02:28] Guy**
You've got the wrong idea!
I was just sending a text!
**[02:31] Girl**
You're lying. No one holds a
phone that way to type a text!
**[02:34] Guy**
Seriously, it's not what you think!
**[02:36] Girl**
Then hurry up and let me see your phone!
**[02:36] Masamune**
* My sin should be much*
* worse than that poor fool*
**[02:38] Girl**
Yeah!
**[02:39] Masamune**
* who took out his cell phone*
* without thinking.*
**[02:42] Girl**
Wait, are you Makabe Masamune-kun?
**[02:45] Masamune**
Y-Yes...
**[02:47] Girl**
I knew it!
**[02:48] Girl**
Who's that?
**[02:48] Girl**
Makabe-kun. He transferred here last week.
**[02:50] Girl**
Oh, are you interested in tennis?
**[02:53] Girl**
Would you like to practice with us?
**[02:55] Masamune**
Er, no...
**[02:57] Girl**
Did you really get a perfect
score on the transfer exam?
**[02:59] Girl**
Wow!
**[03:00] Girl**
I saw you playing soccer! You looked so cool!
**[03:03] Masamune**
*Oh, man... Could this be...*
**[03:09] Masamune**
You're too kind. I was
actually admiring how hard
**[03:12] Masamune**
all of you were practicing.
**[03:15] Masamune**
Well, keep up the good work.
**[03:21] Girl**
So cool!
**[03:22] Girl**
I'm in love!
**[03:22] Masamune**
* "Everything depends on whether*
* you're hot or not"... I guess it's true.*
**[03:26] Masamune**
*My plan may work after all!*
**[03:35] Girl**
Shigeo-senpai is going to confess his love?
**[03:37] Girl**
To the Cruel Princess?
**[03:39] Guy**
I bet she'll finally break this time.
**[03:40] Guy**
I know she's the Cruel Princess and all,
but Shigeo-senpai is a super hot guy.
**[03:46] Guys**
She's here!
**[03:49] Shigeo**
You came, my bashful little Rapunzel!
**[03:53] Shigeo**
There's no need to be shy.
I'm used to people staring at me.
**[03:56] Shigeo**
That's why I want your answer,
right here, right now.
**[04:00] Aki**
Well, that's good, then.
**[04:03] Aki**
Yamada Shigeo-senpai from class 3-C,
**[04:05] Masamune**
*What's going on?*
**[04:07] Aki**
thank you very much for asking me out.
**[04:11] Masamune**
*A public confession of love?*
**[04:12] Aki**
Because of this, I had one of my servants
**[04:15] Aki**
run a background check on you.
**[04:18] Shigeo**
Huh?
**[04:19] Aki**
As a result, I see that...
**[04:22] Aki**
you recently went to the bookstore by
the station to buy the new volume of
**[04:25] Aki**
"Oh, Jeez! I'm Ryuubi Gentoku in a
Genderswapped 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'"
**[04:29] Aki**
and then hid it in a college workbook.
**[04:31] Guys**
"Genderswapped"?
**[04:34] Aki**
Also, I don't think unnaturally staring at
**[04:36] Aki**
an underclassman's upper arm flab
is a very favorable hobby.
**[04:40] Aki**
I also wonder about your internet-serialized
empowerment-fantasy novel
**[04:43] Aki**
whose protagonist shares your name, "Shigeo."
**[04:47] Shigeo**
W-Wait...
**[04:48] Shigeo**
I can explain...
**[04:51] Shigeo**
You've got it all wrong!
**[04:53] Aki**
And you always have
**[04:55] Aki**
a single hair growing from
the mole on your chest.
**[04:59] Aki**
From the bottom of my heart,
I grant you this name.
***SIGN*** Moleo
**[05:10] ---**
Moleo...
**[05:15] Girl**
And I really liked Yamada-kun, too.
**[05:18] Girl**
But if he's "Moleo"...
**[05:19] Guy**
That's the Cruel Princess for you.
**[05:21] Guy**
She's merciless.
**[05:27] Masamune**
*The city is scary... The city is scary...*
**[05:34] Masamune**
* No... I can't lose my nerve*
* over something like this.*
**[05:37] Masamune**
*My battle's just begu—*
***SIGN*** #1 "The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot"
**[07:22] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I'll never fall in love with you.
**[07:25] Masamune**
*No...*
**[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino**
You're just...
**[07:27] Masamune**
*No!*
**[07:32] Masamune**
*C-Crap! I totally let my guard down!*
**[07:35] Tae**
Hey, Makabe! You're slacking off!
**[07:38] Masamune**
Right! I'm sorry!
**[07:40] Masamune**
Er, huh?
**[07:42] Tae**
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
You were sound asleep.
**[07:45] Masamune**
Oh, it's you, Class Rep Futaba.
**[07:48] Tae**
But that just means you're
finally adjusting to this school.
**[07:51] Tae**
As the class rep, I feel relieved.
**[07:55] Masamune**
* Hot guys can get away with sleeping*
* in class, and even drooling?*
**[07:58] Kojuurou**
Oh, Makabe-kun's awake.
**[08:01] Masamune**
Sh-Shuri-kun.
**[08:03] Kojuurou**
You can just call me Kojuurou.
**[08:05] Kojuurou**
You haven't had lunch yet, right?
**[08:07] Kojuurou**
If you go now, the school store
will just be sold out, so...
**[08:10] Masamune**
O-Oh, thanks. You're a lifesaver.
**[08:14] Masamune**
* This bread has a full meal's*
* worth of calories...*
***SIGN*** A Man's Yakisoba Bread
***SIGN*** Spicy!!
**[08:17] Masamune**
*Not to mention it's mostly carbs!*
**[08:19] Masamune**
* I'll have to do an extra hundred*
* crunches when I get home.*
**[08:22] Kojuurou**
You're amazing, Makabe-kun. You get good
grades, but don't act stuck up at all.
**[08:26] Kojuurou**
You're good at sports, too.
**[08:28] Kojuurou**
And you're good-looking!
**[08:30] Masamune**
Oh, stop.
**[08:32] Masamune**
* And I hear you're quite popular*
* with a certain crowd*
**[08:34] Masamune**
* that calls you "Kojuurou-kyun,*
* the designated bottom."*
**[08:37] Kojuurou**
There is one other person who's as
**[08:40] Kojuurou**
highly accomplished as you, but...
**[08:42] Tae**
Oh, you mean that one?
**[08:43] Masamune**
"That one"?
**[08:44] Kojuurou**
Yeah, the one who...
**[08:48] Aki**
Is Tanabe Akio here?
**[08:57] Masamune**
*That's the girl from this morning...*
**[09:01] Aki**
You'll do just fine. Answer me.
**[09:04] Aki**
Is Tanabe Akio here or not?
**[09:08] Masamune**
Um, uh...
**[09:12] Tanabe**
Th-That's me.
**[09:20] Aki**
"I fell for how dignified you look in PE class."
**[09:23] Aki**
Simply put, you like how
my legs look in shorts.
**[09:30] Aki**
From now on, I'll call you "Pudding Prince."
**[09:42] Aki**
Let's go, Yoshino.
**[09:46] Masamune**
Wh-What's with her?
**[09:50] Kojuurou**
She has the best grades in our
year and is really beautiful,
**[09:53] Kojuurou**
but her personality is nothing
like yours, Makabe-kun.
**[09:55] Tae**
On top of that, she really hates guys
**[09:58] Tae**
and gives anyone who asks her out
**[09:59] Guy**
Yikes... You okay?
**[10:00] Tae**
cruel nicknames and drives them off.
**[10:01] Guy**
Hang in there.
**[10:03] Kojuurou**
That's why they call her the "Cruel Princess."
**[10:06] Kojuurou**
Her name is Adagaki Aki-san.
**[10:08] Kojuurou**
She's the daughter of the
head of the Adagaki Group.
**[10:11] Masamune**
*Adagaki...?*
**[10:15] Tae**
Makabe-kun?
**[10:16] Kojuurou**
What's the matter?
**[10:20] Masamune**
*Adagaki Aki...*
**[10:22] Masamune**
*That's her?*
**[10:35] Masamune**
*Who would've thought*
**[10:37] Masamune**
*I'd run into her again so soon?*
**[10:41] Kaneko**
Aki-sama, would you like another cup of tea?
**[10:44] Aki**
Thank you. I would.
**[10:47] Mizuno**
These are chocolates I ordered
from a chocolatier in Brussels.
**[10:50] Mizuno**
Please, try one.
**[10:52] Aki**
How lovely. But I'm going to pass for now.
**[10:56] Masamune**
* It looks like what Kojuurou*
* told me was correct,*
**[10:59] Masamune**
* but she seems to have a lot*
* of girls as her lackeys.*
**[11:01] Aki**
Oh, Sonoka. Your ribbon's coming loose.
**[11:06] Kaneko**
Aki-sama...
**[11:09] Masamune**
I thought she'd be feared by girls, too,
**[11:12] Masamune**
but I guess that's not the case.
**[11:13] Kojuurou**
Apparently some girls think she's
cool because she's so blunt.
**[11:16] Masamune**
Is that how it works?
**[11:18] Kojuurou**
But the one who's always with her is
**[11:21] Kojuurou**
Koiwai Yoshino-san.
**[11:24] Masamune**
Anything else?
**[11:25] Kojuurou**
Anything else?
**[11:26] Masamune**
Yeah, like her type, her likes
and dislikes, or her tendencies.
**[11:29] Kojuurou**
I'm not sure. I can't say
I've heard much about that.
**[11:32] Kojuurou**
I think the only thing I've heard is
that she likes to eat lunch alone.
**[11:36] Aki**
If you'll excuse me.
**[11:39] Kaneko**
Farewell, Aki-sama.
**[11:41] Mizuno**
Farewell.
**[11:42] Kiba**
Bye-bye, Aki-sama.
**[11:48] Masamune**
Huh...
**[11:50] Masamune**
So she's usually in a harem situation
with all these girls waiting on her,
**[11:54] Masamune**
but that's not the case when she's eating.
**[11:57] Masamune**
I'm going to have to look into this.
**[11:59] Kojuurou**
I wouldn't do that, Makabe-kun.
**[12:02] Kojuurou**
She'll probably do something awful to you.
**[12:04] Masamune**
I won't have to worry about
that! I don't think.
**[12:07] Kojuurou**
You think so?
**[12:08] Masamune**
Oh, crap.
**[12:11] Kojuurou**
I wonder what's up with Makabe-kun.
**[12:18] Masamune**
*I messed up.*
**[12:20] Masamune**
*Where did*
**[12:21] Masamune**
*she go?*
**[12:25] Masamune**
* Now that I actually want to find her,*
* I realize this school is huge.*
**[12:29] Masamune**
*That's...*
**[12:33] Masamune**
* There's no doubt about it.*
* That's one of Adagaki Aki's lackeys.*
**[12:36] Masamune**
*I definitely remember that unfortunate aura.*
**[12:52] Masamune**
Something seems fishy...
**[13:03] Masamune**
*What could she be doing there?*
**[13:06] Yoshino**
I bought them.
**[13:08] Aki**
What took you so long, Yoshino?
I got tired of waiting.
**[13:11] Yoshino**
Sorry, but there were only
two cutlet sandwiches.
**[13:15] Aki**
Then you could have just
bought something else.
**[13:18] Aki**
Have you no sense?
**[13:20] Masamune**
*Bingo! I've found you, Adagaki Aki!*
**[13:24] Masamune**
*What's that metal case?*
**[13:34] Masamune**
A spider!
**[13:46] Masamune**
Heya.
**[13:51] Masamune**
Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
**[13:54] Masamune**
I just happened to see her walk in here.
**[13:57] Aki**
Are you saying that you
didn't think I'd be in here?
**[14:00] Masamune**
Right.
**[14:02] Masamune**
* Who the hell would expect to*
* find the great Adagaki Aki*
**[14:06] Masamune**
*eating alone in the gym storage room?*
**[14:09] Masamune**
* And the idea that she loves*
* high-calorie meals that are*
**[14:11] Masamune**
*ideal for people who do physical labor...*
***SIGN*** High in Calories
***SIGN*** High in Calories
***SIGN*** High in Calories
**[14:14] Aki**
You're in the way, so would you mind leaving?
**[14:17] Masamune**
Don't worry about it.
**[14:19] Masamune**
I'm sure there are some athletic girls who
**[14:21] Masamune**
eat slightly bigger lunches like that.
**[14:24] Masamune**
Heck, my little sister...
**[14:27] Yoshino**
Would you like your bread now?
**[14:29] Aki**
Later is fine.
**[14:38] Aki**
I-I can't help it!
**[14:40] Aki**
If I just eat like everyone else,
I get hungry again right away.
**[14:43] Aki**
I'm prone to hypoglycemia, so I always
have to make sure I get enough sugar.
**[14:47] Aki**
I thought I seriously might have
a parasite, so I had tests done,
**[14:50] Aki**
but they didn't find anything.
**[14:51] Aki**
Anyway, I have to do everything I can to
make sure my stomach doesn't rumble.
**[14:55] Aki**
You don't hear a normal girl's
stomach rumbling, ever!
**[14:58] Aki**
Or what? Do you want my stomach
making noises as loud as Big Ben?
**[15:02] Aki**
Is that what you're into?!
**[15:06] Masamune**
O-Oh, yeah... I just remembered
somewhere I have to be.
**[15:14] Aki**
What's your name?
**[15:17] Masamune**
Makabe.
**[15:21] Aki**
Tell anyone about this, and you'll regret it.
**[15:24] Masamune**
*But I've just been dealt a trump card!*
**[15:35] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun, I hear you're
friendly with Adagaki-san now.
**[15:38] Masamune**
Where did that come from?
**[15:40] Kojuurou**
That's the rumor in our class. Whoa, whoa...
**[15:44] Kojuurou**
Everyone thinks the Cruel Princess
might finally fall this time.
**[15:49] Masamune**
Oh, man...
**[15:51] Masamune**
It's not like that at all.
**[15:58] Masamune**
* In reality, she's only been*
* mean to me ever since.*
**[16:02] Masamune**
*Are they that delusional?*
**[16:04] Masamune**
*Girls are scary when it comes to love.*
**[16:08] Masamune**
* Someone that pretty is able*
* to eat that super hefty meal.*
**[16:12] Masamune**
*No one would believe that... right?*
***SIGN*** Back to Your Dog House
**[16:18] Masamune**
What am I, a dog?!
**[16:20] Masamune**
Ow!
**[16:23] Kojuurou**
A-Are you okay?
**[16:26] Tae**
What's wrong?
**[16:27] Girl**
Are you okay? Do you need
to go to the nurse's office?
**[16:29] Masamune**
No, I'm fine.
**[16:33] Tanabe**
Don't get full of yourself.
**[16:42] Girl**
Makabe-kun, are you okay?
**[16:44] Girl**
Are you hurt?
**[16:46] Masamune**
* I guess it's not only girls who are*
* like that when it comes to love.*
**[16:50] Masamune**
* That's really annoying, but I*
* can use that to my advantage.*
***SIGN*** Hours of Operation Open Year-Round
**[16:55] Mizuno**
Farewell, Aki-sama.
**[16:57] Aki**
See you tomorrow.
**[16:57] Kiba**
Bye-bye!
**[16:58] Kaneko**
Farewell!
**[17:06] Aki**
Yoshino.
**[17:08] Aki**
Yoshino, wake up!
**[17:12] Aki**
I'm so hungry that I might faint.
**[17:14] Aki**
Go buy me something to eat.
**[17:16] Yoshino**
Right now?
**[17:18] Aki**
Yes. Hurry.
**[17:19] Yoshino**
What would you like?
Something with rice, or bread?
**[17:22] Aki**
I told you, I'm about to faint.
**[17:24] Aki**
It doesn't matter what it is.
Just hurry up and go buy it.
**[17:27] Yoshino**
Right.
**[17:44] Aki**
*I ate a proper lunch.*
**[17:47] Aki**
* It seems my body's calorie*
* consumption is getting worse...*
**[17:51] Aki**
*How far did Yoshino go, anyway?*
**[17:55] Tanabe**
You're in quite a hurry.
Do you have a date with Makabe?
**[18:01] Aki**
You're the Pudding Pr—
**[18:02] Tanabe**
Shut up!
**[18:04] Aki**
Oh, but it's such a fitting nickname.
**[18:07] Aki**
You don't like—
**[18:09] Tanabe**
You ripped up my letter,
but Makabe's just fine?
**[18:12] Tanabe**
Must be nice to be a hot guy.
**[18:14] Aki**
Looks don't matter. Let go of me.
**[18:17] Tanabe**
You think you're such a princess,
looking down on everyone else!
**[18:24] Aki**
*Don't!*
**[18:35] Masamune**
I always thought something like
this might happen eventually.
**[18:39] Masamune**
Because you're so scary, Adagaki-san.
**[18:51] Masamune**
Are you hurt?
**[18:53] Aki**
Th-That's what I should be asking you.
**[18:55] Masamune**
This is nothing, as long as you're safe.
**[19:02] Masamune**
*O—*
**[19:05] Masamune**
*Ow!*
**[19:07] Masamune**
*Ow, ow! That seriously hurt, damn it!*
**[19:09] Masamune**
* It so hurts! It frickin' hurts!*
* I want to cry! I want to scream!*
**[19:12] Masamune**
*Actually, can I just pass out?*
**[19:17] Masamune**
*But now...*
**[19:18] Masamune**
*I bet she can't be nasty to me anymore.*
**[19:22] Masamune**
*Not only do I know Adagaki Aki's secret,*
**[19:25] Masamune**
*but now I've saved her.*
**[19:27] Masamune**
*Her pride won't let her get away with that.*
**[19:32] Masamune**
Don't make that face.
**[19:34] Masamune**
Girls are much cuter when they're smiling.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Masamune**
M-My daddy's super rich!
**[19:52] Masamune**
*Let me make a confession. I was a fatty.*
**[19:54] Masamune**
* On top of that, I was a snobby*
* rich kid and a target of bullies.*
**[19:59] (Flashback) Aki**
What are you all doing in front of my house?
**[20:02] Masamune**
*Back then, Adagaki Aki looked like*
**[20:05] Masamune**
*a savior to me.*
**[20:07] Masamune**
*Until that fateful moment...*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Aki**
I won't fall for you.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Aki**
You're just a Pig's Foot!
**[20:19] Masamune**
*This is revenge, Adagaki Aki.*
**[20:23] Masamune**
* I hate you and despise you*
* so much that I can't bear it.*
**[20:27] Masamune**
*That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes*
**[20:31] Masamune**
*to make you fall in love with me now.*
**[20:37] Masamune**
*And when she really does, it'll all be over.*
**[20:40] Masamune**
* I'll tell her who I am, then dump her*
* in the most awesome way possible.*
**[20:45] Masamune**
*I call it the "Dead or Love Plan."*
**[20:54] Kinue**
Oh, Maa-kun seems to be in a good mood.
**[20:57] Chinatsu**
Gross.
**[21:01] Girl**
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
**[21:03] Masamune**
Morning.
**[21:04] Tae**
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
**[21:05] Masamune**
Good morning, Futaba-san.
**[21:07] Tae**
What happened to your hand?
**[21:09] Masamune**
Oh, I was just a bit clumsy.
**[21:11] Tae**
I didn't know you could be clumsy,
Makabe-kun. How surprising.
**[21:14] Masamune**
* That sexy contrast between hot*
* and clumsy! Score one for me!*
**[21:27] Masamune**
Good morning, Tanabe-kun.
**[21:29] Tanabe**
G-Good morning...
**[21:32] Tanabe**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[21:33] Masamune**
Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
**[21:37] Tae**
Huh? What? What happened?
**[21:40] Masamune**
It's a secret.
**[21:46] Kojuurou**
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
**[21:47] Masamune**
Morning.
**[21:56] Kojuurou**
Wow, a love letter? Nice.
**[21:58] Masamune**
Oh, I'm not sure about that...
***SIGN*** Pig's Foot
**[22:04] Masamune**
*Huh?*
**[22:05] Masamune**
*Could it be...*
**[22:06] Masamune**
*I've already been found out?*
# E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYP83KV1Y/cinderella-doesnt-smile)
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***SIGN*** #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile"
**[01:32] Masamune**
*Who was it?*
**[01:34] Girls**
Huh?
**[01:34] Masamune**
*Who sent me this letter?*
**[01:36] Girls**
Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's!
**[01:39] Girl**
No way! Mine, too!
**[01:41] Masamune**
*Could it be Adagaki Aki?*
**[01:43] Masamune**
* No... She wouldn't do anything*
* underhanded like send a letter.*
**[01:47] Masamune**
*If she were going to expose me,*
**[01:49] Masamune**
* she'd wait for the perfect moment*
* when it'd be the most effective.*
***SIGN*** Moleo
**[01:52] Masamune**
*Then who knows about my past?*
**[01:56] Kojuurou**
What? What's up?
**[01:57] Masamune**
Er, um...
**[01:59] Masamune**
*Could it actually be him?*
**[02:02] Tae**
What's wrong, Makabe-kun?
You've got a scary look on your face.
**[02:06] Masamune**
O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep.
**[02:10] Guy**
Isn't that pig's foot unreal?
**[02:14] Kojuurou**
Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
**[02:16] Guy**
This guy actually has a
pig's foot in his lunch today.
**[02:19] Guy2**
Like, the whole thing? Why?
**[02:21] Guy3**
My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it.
**[02:23] Masamune**
*O-Oh... That's what they're talking about.*
**[02:27] Masamune**
* I don't ever want to relive that*
* dark time in my past again.*
**[02:31] (Flashback) Kid1**
Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me.
**[02:34] (Flashback) Kid2**
Say, "I'm going to take over
my dad's company, oink!"
**[02:37] Girl**
What's wrong?
**[02:39] Girl2**
Are you not feeling well?
**[02:41] Masamune**
* Even if these girls are nice*
* to a hottie like me now...*
***SIGN*** High School Newspaper
***SIGN*** Breaking News
***SIGN*** The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B!
**[02:46] Girl**
Huh?
**[02:47] Girl**
No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like?
**[02:49] Teacher**
I can't say I appreciate this deception.
**[02:52] Guy**
Makabe, go buy me a drink.
**[02:54] Guy2**
You're used to that, right?
**[02:55] Guy3**
Of course you'd get found out,
even if you try to cover it up.
**[02:58] Guy 4**
You've got some nerve for
a guy on the lowest rung.
**[03:01] Kojuurou**
I'm so disappointed.
**[03:05] Masamune**
No! Stop!
**[03:11] Sensei**
What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up
and read from the third paragraph.
**[03:21] Masamune**
I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit.
**[03:25] Sensei**
You're really that moved
by the *The Tale of Heike*?
**[03:25] Girl**
Makabe-kun is so sensitive.
**[03:29] Masamune**
*No, I need to find the one...*
**[03:31] Masamune**
* Unknown X, the one who sent*
* me the "Pig's Foot" letter...*
**[03:38] Masamune**
*If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am,*
**[03:42] Masamune**
*my revenge and everything else is done for.*
**[03:44] Masamune**
* Even after I got adopted by Grandpa*
* and changed my last name...*
**[03:48] Masamune**
* Those nightmarish eight years*
* drenched in sweat and tears*
**[03:52] Masamune**
*will all be wasted effort.*
**[03:55] Masamune**
*Who is Unknown X?*
**[03:59] Masamune**
What am I supposed to do?
**[04:01] Masamune**
I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts...
**[04:09] Masamune**
Wh-What the?!
**[04:11] Guy**
I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog!
**[04:13] Gy**
A BL sandwich and—
**[04:14] Masamune**
* So this is the lunchtime school*
* shop race that I've heard about.*
**[04:32] Masamune**
*Huh? Could that be...*
**[04:41] Masamune**
*That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino.*
**[04:45] Masamune**
U-Um...
**[04:48] Masamune**
Are you okay?
**[04:50] Yoshino**
So Heaven, it turns out,
**[04:52] Yoshino**
is just like school.
**[04:55] Masamune**
Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive.
**[04:58] Yoshino**
Now that I'm dead, I can
finally speak ill of it.
**[05:01] Yoshino**
Fate continues to blow its icy
cold breath at me without end.
**[05:07] Yoshino**
Period.
**[05:07] Masamune**
*What the hell is going on here?*
**[05:10] Masamune**
Hey... Koiwai-san?
**[05:12] Yoshino**
But... I can't buy them now.
**[05:15] Yoshino**
I can't go back.
***SIGN*** Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4
**[05:21] Masamune**
Huh? You want me to go buy them?
**[05:25] Yoshino**
Yeah...
**[05:26] Masamune**
Why me?!
***SIGN*** Tanisaki Bread
**[05:29] Lady**
Thanks.
**[05:31] Lady**
All right, next.
**[05:32] Masamune**
F-Five explosive croquette buns
and four cutlet sandwiches.
**[05:36] Lady**
Sure thing. Thanks.
**[05:40] Masamune**
*Holy crap, they're so heavy!*
***SIGN*** Croquette
***SIGN*** Explosive
**[05:46] Yoshino**
This must be a dream.
Like the final illusion that
**[05:49] Yoshino**
the Little Match Girl saw...
**[05:51] Masamune**
I bought the damn things for you!
**[05:53] Yoshino**
One... two... three...
**[05:57] Yoshino**
four... five.
**[06:00] Yoshino**
You were an umbrella-hat priest statue?
**[06:02] Masamune**
Wha...
**[06:09] Masamune**
Those buns... The one who wants
them is Adagaki-san, not you, right?
**[06:15] Masamune**
Do you mind if I come with you?
**[06:18] Masamune**
* I might be able to find out*
* whether she's Unknown X or not.*
**[06:23] Yoshino**
Sneak, sneak, sneak...
**[06:26] Masamune**
Hold on a sec.
**[06:27] Yoshino**
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
**[06:29] Yoshino**
Forgive me. Forgive me.
**[06:32] Masamune**
After you had that much fun,
**[06:33] Masamune**
it's only natural that you
pay me back with your body.
**[06:37] Yoshino**
I'm sowwy...
**[06:43] Masamune**
Sorry, I was just kidding.
**[06:46] Masamune**
I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
**[06:50] Masamune**
Really, I promise.
**[06:51] Masamune**
I'll properly explain everything
to her. Don't worry.
**[06:56] Yoshino**
Really?
**[07:02] Masamune**
*You're just like*
**[07:04] Masamune**
* Cinderella getting bullied*
* by her wicked stepmother.*
**[07:09] Masamune**
* I can totally relate, being a*
* former "Pig's Foot" myself.*
**[07:13] Aki**
You're late!
***SIGN*** Evil Stepmother
***SIGN*** The Top Princess of the School
**[07:18] Aki**
Do you want me to pass out from hunger?
**[07:21] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[07:22] Aki**
A preschooler on their first shopping
run would be faster than you.
**[07:26] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[07:28] Aki**
Yoshino, you idiot.
**[07:29] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[07:38] Masamune**
*And how is she a princess?*
**[07:44] Masamune**
* Well, this isn't something a hater*
* like me wants to really see, either.*
**[07:52] Masamune**
You okay?
**[07:54] Aki**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[07:57] Aki**
Yoshino?
**[07:59] Aki**
She ran away, didn't she?
**[08:00] Masamune**
She went to buy some tea
**[08:02] Masamune**
for you.
**[08:07] Aki**
What are you doing here?
**[08:09] Masamune**
Just dropping by to say hi
and see how you're doing.
**[08:14] Masamune**
* She ate all that even before*
* the bread? Unbelievable.*
**[08:18] Aki**
A-And how are you doing? You know...
**[08:22] Masamune**
Oh, my cut hand?
**[08:24] Masamune**
Well, it just stings when I take a bath,
**[08:26] Masamune**
and it's a bit hard to get dressed.
**[08:29] Masamune**
*Actually, it still hurts like hell.*
**[08:31] Aki**
I had no intention of getting you involved.
**[08:34] Masamune**
* That's right. Let it hurt*
* your pride even more.*
**[08:38] Masamune**
* It's all part of my plan to gain*
* a mental advantage over you.*
**[08:42] Aki**
Hmph.
**[08:43] Masamune**
* Given that things are going*
* as I'd planned so far,*
**[08:45] Masamune**
* the "Unknown X" who sent*
* me the Pig's Foot letter*
**[08:48] Masamune**
*isn't Adagaki Aki.*
***SIGN*** Pig's Foot
**[08:50] Masamune**
*Then who...*
**[08:53] Masamune**
So infuriating.
**[08:55] Aki**
W-Well, excuse me! Sorry!
**[08:59] Masamune**
Oh, no, no! I wasn't—
**[09:00] Yoshino**
I'm back!
**[09:10] Aki**
You idiot! Don't look!
**[09:11] Aki**
Close your eyes!
**[09:13] Masamune**
My eyes! My eyes!
***SIGN*** Strawberry Milk
**[09:27] Masamune**
Huh, what? For me, too?
**[09:31] Masamune**
*Th-Thank you, Cinderella.*
**[09:34] Aki**
Yoshino is very humble toward everyone.
**[09:37] Aki**
She's always bowing her head and
fidgeting. It's a horrible habit.
**[09:41] Aki**
You should stop being so nice to everyone.
**[09:45] Aki**
What's with that look?
**[09:46] Masamune**
Nothing.
**[09:47] Aki**
It's fine when she's nice to me.
**[09:49] Aki**
It's expected for Yoshino to work for me.
**[09:52] Masamune**
No, it's just that you have
cutlet sauce on your nose.
**[09:58] Masamune**
And I can't be nice to everyone, either.
**[10:02] Aki**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[10:05] Masamune**
Indeed, what could it possibly mean?
**[10:08] Masamune**
Maybe I want you to rely on me
**[10:11] Masamune**
more than you rely on Koiwai-san.
**[10:24] Aki**
Wh-What's his deal?!
**[10:27] Masamune**
*All right! I nailed it!*
**[10:29] Masamune**
*Aki-sama's probably bright red right now!*
**[10:32] Masamune**
* Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy*
* who saved her and even shed blood for her*
**[10:37] Masamune**
*if he said something like that.*
**[10:39] Guy**
You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you.
**[10:42] Girl**
I didn't think you'd actually
come to save me.
**[10:46] Guy**
Don't ever doubt me again.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross!
***SIGN*** Rose-eyed Steroid
**[10:52] Masamune**
*I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga!*
**[10:55] Masamune**
*I can do this!*
**[10:56] Masamune**
*Now if she falls for me even more...*
**[10:59] Masamune**
* The "Dead or Love" Plan will*
* move another step forward!*
**[11:06] Aki**
Idiot.
**[11:15] Masamune**
*Next, I need to get her email address.*
**[11:17] Masamune**
* I've never asked a girl*
* for her email address,*
**[11:20] Masamune**
*but at this rate, it won't be a problem!*
**[11:32] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[11:40] Yoshino**
Are you trying to get back
at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot?
**[11:50] Masamune**
Why do you know my old nickname?!
**[11:55] Masamune**
* A little girl like her wasn't among*
* the kids that bullied me in the past.*
**[12:00] Masamune**
*Even around Aki...*
**[12:02] Masamune**
*Huh?*
**[12:03] Masamune**
*Wait a sec.*
**[12:08] Masamune**
*She's there!*
**[12:09] Masamune**
You used to be at Adagaki's mansion!
**[12:16] Masamune**
Ow...
**[12:18] Yoshino**
My family has served the Adagakis
**[12:21] Yoshino**
for generations.
**[12:24] Yoshino**
We've been nothing but
attendants for 300 years.
**[12:27] Masamune**
* She's totally one of*
* Adagaki Aki's lackeys!*
**[12:31] Masamune**
* To Cinderella, Aki wasn't*
* an evil stepmother,*
**[12:34] Masamune**
*but a master to serve!*
**[12:38] Masamune**
*It's all over.*
**[12:40] Masamune**
* I was completely fooled by her*
* Cinderella-like nature.*
**[12:45] Masamune**
*My revenge comes to an end here...*
**[12:49] Masamune**
If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh.
**[12:52] Masamune**
I still have no regrets about
trying to give that woman
**[12:55] Masamune**
a taste of her own medicine.
**[12:58] Yoshino**
That's fine. Why don't you do it?
**[13:04] Yoshino**
I'll even help you out.
**[13:13] Mizuno**
What do you think about having a
tea party after school, Aki-sama?
**[13:17] Mizuno**
My father bought some macarons from Paris.
**[13:20] Aki**
Sadly, I have school beautification
committee duties today.
**[13:23] Kiba**
You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so
passionate about your committee duties.
**[13:27] Kaneko**
Too amazing!
**[13:30] Masamune**
*What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to?*
**[13:33] Masamune**
*There's no way I can trust her.*
**[13:36] Masamune**
* This might be another trap.*
* I have to do this on my own!*
**[13:40] Masamune**
*Yeah!*
**[13:41] Masamune**
* This revenge plan is for me!*
* I won't change anything!*
**[13:44] Masamune**
* I need to become email buddies*
* with her first, as planned.*
**[13:49] Tae**
Masamune-kun!
**[13:51] Tae**
You can't get back to class that way.
**[13:53] Masamune**
Futaba-san.
**[13:55] Tae**
Are you still not used to this school?
**[13:57] Tae**
Want me to make you a map?
**[14:00] Masamune**
Nah, I'd feel bad.
**[14:02] Tae**
Thanks!
**[14:03] Tae**
And checking up on transfer students
is part of the class rep's job.
**[14:07] Tae**
I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun.
**[14:10] Tae**
Now, come on. This way.
**[14:14] Tae**
So we've been talking about
having a barbecue as a class.
**[14:19] Tae**
It'll be a lot of fun.
**[14:21] Masamune**
*I'll try it out here first.*
**[14:25] Masamune**
So, Futaba-san...
**[14:28] Masamune**
Why don't we exchange email—
**[14:30] [SONG] Sign**
Edit
***SIGN*** Friends
***SIGN*** Add
***SIGN*** Profiles
***SIGN*** Makabe Masamune
**[14:31] Masamune**
Email... email...
***SIGN*** 0 Contacts
**[14:33] Masamune**
*Huh? Huh?*
**[14:36] Masamune**
* Asking a girl for her email*
* address is super hard!*
**[14:40] Tae**
What's the matter, Masamune-kun?
**[14:42] Masamune**
Sorry! I have to get back to class!
**[14:45] Tae**
What? Let's go together!
**[14:48] Masamune**
H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is
a common sense quiz!
**[14:51] Masamune**
When you exchange email addresses,
**[14:52] Masamune**
the number of contacts you have
will be shared, as well.
**[14:54] Masamune**
True or false?
**[14:57] Kojuurou**
I think it's false.
**[14:59] Masamune**
Really? You're certain, right?
**[15:01] Masamune**
Lying is the first step to becoming a thief!
**[15:03] Kojuurou**
Why are you so worried about that?
**[15:06] Masamune**
*Because I've never done it, duh!*
**[15:08] Masamune**
*Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing!*
**[15:10] Masamune**
*Well, that's good, though.*
**[15:12] Masamune**
* Exchanging email addresses doesn't*
* mean she'll find out I'm all alone.*
**[15:15] Masamune**
* Isn't there some kind of situation*
* where it wouldn't be awkward*
**[15:18] Masamune**
*for me to ask for her email address?*
**[15:21] Tae**
Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden.
**[15:24] Guy**
Well, you're the class rep, right?
**[15:26] Guy**
We can't just give class B special treatment.
**[15:29] Tae**
I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work.
**[15:34] Girl**
What's wrong, Futaba-san?
**[15:35] Tae**
The school beautification
committee lost a member,
**[15:38] Tae**
so they're looking for someone
to fill in until summer.
**[15:45] Masamune**
Want me to do it?
**[15:48] Masamune**
I haven't joined any committees yet.
**[15:51] Tae**
Really? Are you sure?
**[15:53] Masamune**
Yeah, if it's for you.
**[15:58] Masamune**
*This is my chance!*
**[16:03] Girl**
Makabe-kun, you really came!
**[16:06] Girl**
I'm so happy! Thank goodness
I'm in this committee!
**[16:08] Masamune**
Oh, please...
**[16:12] Masamune**
*Oh, come on! Don't ignore me!*
**[16:14] Guy**
Please begin working.
**[16:19] Masamune**
*What am I doing?*
**[16:21] Masamune**
* "Oh, what a coincidence!*
* Is this the red string of fate?"*
**[16:24] Masamune**
*That didn't have to happen,*
**[16:26] Masamune**
* but you could have reacted*
* at least a little bit!*
**[16:31] Masamune**
*I freak out over exchanging email addresses,*
**[16:33] Masamune**
* I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm*
* deathly scared of spiders.*
**[16:36] Masamune**
* If people could see into me,*
* they'd see how worthless I am.*
**[16:42] Masamune**
*No one would want to go out with me.*
**[16:44] Masamune**
* Thinking I could make that woman*
* fall for me like this was crazy.*
**[16:48] Tae**
Sorry, Masamune-kun.
**[16:50] Tae**
I pushed something really
troublesome onto you.
**[16:55] Masamune**
No...
**[16:56] Masamune**
No, no!
**[16:57] Masamune**
You don't need to feel
responsible for this at all.
**[17:00] Tae**
It's okay. I know it myself.
**[17:03] Tae**
I'm always meddling.
**[17:06] Tae**
I'm nothing like you, someone who
helps without saying a word.
**[17:11] Masamune**
*Wait... Wait, wait!*
**[17:13] Masamune**
*Am I actually in that golden situation*
**[17:16] Masamune**
*where I'm all alone with a girl?*
**[17:18] Masamune**
*And she went out of her way to find me?*
**[17:23] Masamune**
Class Rep...
**[17:24] Tae**
Say...
**[17:26] Tae**
The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too,
**[17:29] Tae**
but would you like to
go to a movie sometime?
**[17:32] Tae**
Like, just the two of us?
**[17:34] Masamune**
*Movie? By movie, do you mean...*
**[17:37] Masamune**
* Sitting next to each other, with our*
* hands touching on the arm rest...*
**[17:40] Masamune**
* Watching a gory movie, with her*
* screaming and grabbing on to me...*
**[17:43] Masamune**
* Going out for drinks later*
* and talking about the movie,*
**[17:46] Masamune**
*leading to talking about a relationship?*
**[17:47] Masamune**
*Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date?*
**[17:52] Masamune**
*No! I almost forgot my main objective!*
**[17:55] Masamune**
U-Um... Right now, I'm...
**[17:59] Tae**
R-Right. Of course you're busy.
**[18:06] Tae**
Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that!
**[18:09] Masamune**
No, not at all....
**[18:13] Tae**
Do your best, Masamune-kun.
**[18:23] Masamune**
*Wait... Does this mean I'm popular?*
**[18:26] Masamune**
*This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular!*
**[18:29] Masamune**
*Thank you, Futaba-san!*
**[18:30] Masamune**
* You just gave me an insane*
* amount of confidence!*
**[18:34] Masamune**
*What?!*
**[18:37] Aki**
I came to get a new bucket.
**[18:40] Masamune**
Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san.
**[18:43] Masamune**
* My expressions... I still can't*
* control my expressions!*
**[18:47] Aki**
That girl isn't on the school
beautification committee, is she?
**[18:50] Masamune**
That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me.
**[18:53] Masamune**
Huh? Did you hear us, by chance?
**[18:56] Aki**
It must be nice, being so popular.
**[18:59] Masamune**
*Oh, my. What's this?*
**[19:01] Masamune**
* Did I just hear a bit of*
* prickliness in your voice?*
**[19:04] Masamune**
*Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute?*
**[19:08] Masamune**
It doesn't matter if some girl I
have no feelings for asks me out.
**[19:10] Aki**
Really? Then who would
you like to ask you out?
**[19:13] Masamune**
Adagaki-san.
**[19:18] Masamune**
*All right, what's it going to be?*
**[19:20] Masamune**
*The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun*
**[19:23] Masamune**
*basically just asked you out.*
**[19:25] Masamune**
Well? I wouldn't mind going
with you, Adagaki-san.
**[19:31] Aki**
Thanks.
**[19:35] Masamune**
*"Thanks"? "Thanks"?!*
**[19:38] Masamune**
*W-Well done, Masamune!*
**[19:40] Masamune**
* You did good. This is what's*
* supposed to happen.*
**[19:43] Masamune**
I-I see... That's good.
**[19:45] Masamune**
Then, um, will you tell
me your email address?
**[19:48] Masamune**
I'll contact you.
**[19:49] Aki**
Sure.
**[19:50] Masamune**
*Huh?*
**[19:51] Masamune**
* Huh?! Did I just achieve*
* my goal that easily?!*
**[19:55] Masamune**
*I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot!*
**[19:58] Aki**
Oh, but I'm sorry.
**[20:00] Aki**
My phone is being repaired right now.
**[20:03] Aki**
Can I tell you the next
time we're on duty?
**[20:05] Masamune**
*Huh? Repairs?*
**[20:07] Masamune**
*I'm going to lose my rhythm now?*
**[20:10] Masamune**
*But I guess it can't be helped.*
**[20:14] Masamune**
All right. Here, then,
at this time next week.
**[20:22] Masamune**
* I've been here forever and*
* she still hasn't shown up!*
**[20:26] ---**
*Weird...*
***SIGN*** Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk
**[20:37] Masamune**
*Inside the broom closet?*
**[20:42] Masamune**
*The desk in the very back?*
***SIGN*** The animal pen
**[20:47] Masamune**
*The animal pen?*
**[20:51] Masamune**
*It must be that.*
***SIGN*** Look outside the window from where you started
**[21:06] Masamune**
* Look outside the window*
* from where you started.*
**[21:08] Masamune**
*How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki?*
**[21:11] Masamune**
*Here we go!*
**[21:11] Masamune**
Exchanging email addresses!
***SIGN*** I Decline
**[21:34] Masamune**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[21:38] Yoshino**
That was rather unfortunate.
**[21:41] Masamune**
What are you doing here?
**[21:43] Yoshino**
I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place.
**[21:45] Masamune**
If you came here to laugh at me, leave.
**[21:48] Yoshino**
You're too naïve.
**[21:51] Yoshino**
If you leave things to me,
**[21:53] Yoshino**
you could exchange email addresses
and go on dates all you want.
**[21:57] Masamune**
D-Dates?
**[22:05] [Messenger] Sign**
Contacts
***SIGN*** Add
***SIGN*** Koiwai Yoshino
**[22:05] [Messenger] Sign**
Cell
**[22:08] Yoshino**
See?
# E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDQ808DY/yoshinos-magic-show)
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**[00:00] Students**
Supplementary classes for a month?!
**[00:02] Tae**
Apparently it was just
decided at a staff meeting.
**[00:06] Tae**
If there's even one failing grade
on our proficiency tests,
**[00:09] Tae**
the whole class has to take
supplementary classes!
**[00:11] Students**
What?!
**[00:12] Students**
That's not good.
**[00:20] Tae**
What should we do? We're
in a bind, Masamune-kun.
**[00:23] Masamune**
Yeah, we're gonna have to work hard.
**[00:26] Tae**
I'm sure it'll be easy for you.
**[00:28] Masamune**
Nah. The people who really
have it easy are... well...
**[00:32] Masamune**
They look like him.
**[00:37] Masamune**
You don't look worried at all about
the proficiency test, Kojuurou.
**[00:40] Kojuurou**
Yeah. We need to work hard.
**[00:43] Kojuurou**
I only managed single-digit grades
in all subjects on our midterms.
**[00:46] Kojuurou**
I'm hoping to get double-digit
grades this time.
**[00:50] Masamune**
I had no idea he was that stupid!
**[00:52] Tae**
Kojuurou-kyun is bound for
the supplementary classes!
**[00:55] Tae**
If he ends up losing even more weight
and becomes more of a bottom, I...
**[00:58] Masamune**
Hold up. You're into that stuff, Futaba-san?
**[01:01] Tae**
Well, bromance and *bromance*
are two different things.
**[01:04] Masamune**
They're the same word, but I can tell you
mean them in totally different ways!
**[01:09] Kojuurou**
I don't want to take supplementary classes.
**[01:13] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun?
**[01:14] Masamune**
We're going to start studying
right now, Kojuurou!
**[01:17] Tae**
Wait, what? Where are you
two going to hole up?
**[01:21] Masamune**
Stop making up weird fantasies.
***SIGN*** Study Hall
***SIGN*** Four-Character Kanji Compounds
***SIGN*** Modern Literature
**[02:56] Sign**
English Essay Training
***SIGN*** #3 "Yoshino's Magic Show"
**[02:58] Masamune**
First, I have to find out
**[03:00] Masamune**
what you know and what you don't know.
**[03:02] Kojuurou**
There's no point in starting now.
**[03:05] Masamune**
How did you even get into this school?
**[03:07] Kojuurou**
It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
**[03:09] Masamune**
What the heck are the other six?
**[03:11] Aki**
It really is amazing that we
ended up in the same school.
**[03:15] Yoshino**
It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
**[03:17] Aki**
What are the other six?
**[03:18] Masamune**
* They're having a similar*
* conversation right next to us...*
**[03:26] Masamune**
H-Hey, what a coincidence.
Are you two studying for a test, too?
**[03:30] Aki**
I was just helping out Yoshino.
**[03:32] Aki**
If the rumors are true, we'll end
up in supplementary classes.
**[03:35] Masamune**
*Wait, what?*
**[03:37] Masamune**
* She seems like she should be smart,*
* but her grades are that bad?*
**[03:42] Kojuurou**
Looks like we're in the
same boat, Koiwai-san.
**[03:44] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun's teaching me, too.
**[03:47] Aki**
Wow. I'm surprised that
**[03:49] Aki**
you're able to teach anyone anything.
**[03:51] Masamune**
Well, I study when I need to.
**[03:54] Aki**
I see you're as overconfident as ever,
**[03:57] Aki**
despite falling for something so simple.
**[04:00] Aki**
Hopefully you won't trip up again.
**[04:06] (Flashback) Yoshino**
If you leave things to me,
**[04:08] (Flashback) Yoshino**
you could exchange email addresses
and go on dates all you want.
**[04:13] Masamune**
If you're going to say all that,
why don't we make a wager?
**[04:16] Aki**
Huh?
**[04:17] Masamune**
It'll be a contest.
**[04:19] Masamune**
Will it be me and Kojuurou
**[04:21] Masamune**
or you and Koiwai-san that scores
higher on the proficiency test?
**[04:27] Masamune**
If I win, go on a date with me.
**[04:30] Kojuurou**
M-Makabe-kun?!
**[04:33] Aki**
Why would it even come to that?
**[04:36] Masamune**
Not feeling so confident now?
**[04:38] Aki**
That's not the point.
**[04:40] Aki**
Besides, what's in it for me if
I do participate in that wager?
**[04:43] Masamune**
If you win, Adagaki-san,
**[04:45] Masamune**
you can give me whatever
nickname you'd like.
***SIGN*** Pig's Foot
**[04:49] Masamune**
I'll stick that nickname on my back
**[04:51] [SONG] Sign**
Pig's Foot
**[04:51] Masamune**
and go through high school with
it on my back until I graduate.
**[04:55] Aki**
Well, that sounds entertaining.
**[04:57] Aki**
But that won't be enough.
**[05:01] Aki**
If I win, you'll have to pay for
my lunch until I say it's enough.
**[05:05] Masamune**
Fine.
**[05:12] Aki**
Don't come crying to me later.
**[05:15] Kojuurou**
M-Makabe-kun, I'm not sure about this.
**[05:18] Masamune**
It'll be fine.
**[05:20] Masamune**
*If what she said was true,*
**[05:22] Masamune**
* this won't be two against two,*
* but three against one.*
**[05:32] Yoshino**
Um, Aki-sama...
**[05:35] Yoshino**
Don't you need to study?
**[05:38] Aki**
Are you suggesting that I'd lose to Makabe?
**[05:41] Yoshino**
No, but, um...
**[05:45] Yoshno**
I heard that he got a perfect
score on the transfer exam.
**[05:50] Aki**
He did?
**[05:52] Yoshino**
He's apparently the first person
to do that at our school.
**[05:55] Aki**
I thought he was just some gross
narcissist... That's why I...
**[05:58] Yoshino**
Aki-sama.
**[05:59] Yoshino**
I will support you all the way.
**[06:02] Yoshino**
but if it comes down to it,
***SIGN*** Guidebook
**[06:06] Yoshino**
please use this.
**[06:11] Aki**
"If it comes down to it"?
This is never going to happen!
**[06:15] Aki**
Anyway, you just need to study!
**[06:18] Aki**
I'll support you as much as you need.
**[06:20] Yoshino**
I'm very sorry.
***SIGN*** Koiwai Yoshino
**[06:23] Masamune**
Crap...
**[06:25] Masamune**
Come to think of it, this is the
first time I've ever called a girl.
**[06:29] Masamune**
Am I okay with Koiwai-san being my first?
**[06:33] Masamune**
But if I don't call her now, I won't be
able to talk to her about the bet.
**[06:37] Masamune**
But then again...
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
**[06:40] Masamune**
She's calling!
**[06:43] Masamune**
Sh-Should I answer?
**[06:45] Masamune**
Am I okay with giving my first time
being called by a girl to Koiwai-san?
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
**[06:53] Masamune**
Whatever! H-Hello?
**[06:56] Yoshino**
*You take too long to answer.*
**[06:57] Masamune**
Well, as a guy, I needed to prepare myself.
**[07:01] Masamune**
Oh, so about the wager,
you'll help me out, right?
**[07:06] Yoshino**
*I can't.*
**[07:07] Masamune**
Huh?
**[07:08] Yoshino**
Even if you suddenly make
a decision like that
**[07:10] Yoshino**
on your own, I have my own timing.
**[07:13] Masamune**
Wait a sec! But...
**[07:15] Masamune**
Huh? "Don't make the people live,
but don't kill them"?
**[07:18] Masamune**
Are we talking about Tokugawa Ieyasu here?
**[07:20] Masamune**
How could this... Why?!
***SIGN*** Math Test
**[07:24] Kojuurou**
S-Sorry, Makabe-kun.
**[07:26] Kojuurou**
I'm doing my best to study,
but if all else fails,
***SIGN*** Great General Designated Bottom
**[07:29] Kojuurou**
I'll have her give me an
embarrassing nickname, too.
***SIGN*** Great General Designated Bottom
***SIGN*** Pig's Foot
**[07:33] Masamune**
No, you don't need to go that far.
**[07:45] Aki**
When was the Crimean War?
**[07:46] Masamune**
1853.
**[07:48] Aki**
What kind of cell division occurs
in order for gametes to form?
**[07:52] Masamune**
Meiosis.
**[07:53] Aki**
"I even cough alone."
**[07:54] Masamune**
Ozaki Housai.
**[07:55] Aki**
What's the Earth's mass?
**[07:57] Masamune**
5.972 × 10^24 kilograms.
**[08:00] Aki**
What is a way to say "Your mom
has an outie" in English?
**[08:02] Masamune**
Son of a bitch!
**[08:07] Masamune**
*Right now, we're about even.*
**[08:10] Masamune**
* I need to put more pressure*
* on her, or we're in trouble.*
**[08:13] Masamune**
* At this point, it's going to come*
* down to our own abilities.*
**[08:57] Chinatsu**
No way...
**[08:58] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan's actually studying
instead of working out.
**[09:01] Kinue**
Maa-kun said he has a very
important test tomorrow.
**[09:04] Chinatsu**
Huh...
**[09:05] Kinue**
I'm thinking about making
Maa-kun's lunch tomorrow.
**[09:09] Masamune**
It has to be low in calories,
high in protein, with no grease.
**[09:12] Kinue**
I'll go all-out and make a
character-themed lunch!
**[09:15] Chinatsu**
Oh, I want one, too!
**[09:17] Masamune**
*Whatever. Even without Koiwai-san's help,*
**[09:21] Masamune**
*I just have to win tomorrow.*
**[09:30] Masamune**
Well, Kojuurou, do you think you'll make it?
**[09:33] Kojuurou**
For now. It's all thanks to you, Makabe-kun.
**[09:36] Masamune**
* All right. Now all we have left*
* is math in the afternoon.*
**[09:40] Masamune**
* I was extra attentive in teaching him math,*
* so we should have a good chance.*
**[09:45] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun, let's eat lunch.
**[09:47] Kojuurou**
I used my head too much, and now I'm hungry.
**[09:49] Masamune**
Sure. I'll go buy some drinks.
**[10:04] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[10:05] Masamune**
Huh? No, it's fine.
**[10:07] Masamune**
It was weird of me to rely on you
**[10:09] Masamune**
for a fight I decided to undertake myself.
**[10:14] Masamune**
And as a result, I got tons of studying in,
**[10:18] Masamune**
so Kojuurou and I are both in top form today.
**[10:21] Masamune**
We're not gonna lose.
**[10:24] Masamune**
Huh?
**[10:27] Yoshino**
Drink that, and do your best
on the rest of the tests.
**[10:29] Masamune**
But you can't help me out, right?
**[10:31] Masamune**
Should you be cheering me on?
**[10:34] Yoshino**
It doesn't matter now.
***SIGN*** Mommy
**[10:46] Masamune**
*What was that about?*
***SIGN*** Test Math
**[10:50] Teacher**
Stay focused until the very end, all of you.
**[10:53] Teacher**
Begin!
**[10:55] Masamune**
* Good. These are all questions*
* I anticipated. Now I can...*
**[11:01] Masamune**
*I think... my...*
**[11:04] Masamune**
*stomach hurts.*
**[11:06] Masamune**
*This pain... Could it be...*
**[11:10] (Flashback) Yoshino**
It doesn't matter now.
**[11:12] Masamune**
*Did she actually mean...*
**[11:14] Yoshino**
* It doesn't matter, because I made*
* the necessary preparations.*
**[11:16] Masamune**
*Is that what she meant?!*
**[11:18] Masamune**
* She must've put laxatives or*
* something in that coffee,*
**[11:22] Masamune**
*as an assassin for Adagaki!*
**[11:23] Masamune**
*Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!*
**[11:25] Masamune**
*Adagaki Aki and Koiwai Yoshino!*
**[11:28] Masamune**
*You're both my enemies after all!*
**[11:30] Masamune**
* How dare you do something so low just*
* because you can't win otherwise?!*
**[11:34] Masamune**
*You won't get away with this.*
**[11:40] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun!
**[11:42] Kojuurou**
Huh?
**[11:56] Masamune**
Hey!
**[11:59] Girl**
M-Makabe-kun? Oh, my...
Did you need something from me?
**[12:03] Masamune**
Er, uh, I was looking for Adagaki-san.
**[12:06] Girl**
Adagaki-san? She's not here today.
**[12:09] Masamune**
Huh?
**[12:09] Girl**
Apparently she's out with a fever. Right?
**[12:13] Yoshino**
Yeah.
**[12:15] Masamune**
*Wait a minute...*
**[12:16] Masamune**
*Does that mean we had already won*
**[12:19] Masamune**
*by the time that happened earlier?*
**[12:22] Masamune**
*Then why would she give me laxatives?*
**[12:29] Chinatsu**
* Onii-chan, did you eat the*
* lunch that Mom made?*
**[12:29] [Messenger] Sign**
Messages
***SIGN*** Sister
**[12:29] [SONG] Sign**
Edit
**[12:32] Chinatsu**
* The eggs in the omelet*
* were bad. It was so sour!*
**[12:35] Masamune**
*That stupid old hag...*
**[12:40] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun, do your best in
the supplementary class!
**[12:43] Masamune**
Yeah, I will.
***SIGN*** Supplementary Class
**[12:47] Masamune**
* How am I the only one that has*
* to take supplementary classes?*
**[12:59] Teach**
There's a method where you
find the common factor.
**[13:02] Teach**
It can be "x" or, as you see here,
**[13:06] Teach**
it could be the function where
**[13:07] Masamune**
*Well, I guess*
**[13:08] Teach**
the factor is inside the parentheses.
**[13:10] Masamune**
*this sort of counts as a date.*
**[13:15] girlA**
Wow, look at that.
**[13:17] girlB**
He looks so cool!
**[13:19] girlB**
But with that look, he must be going on a date.
**[13:23] (Flashback) masamune**
Huh? A date?
**[13:25] (Flashback) masamune**
But didn't that wager end in a draw?
**[13:28] (Flashback) Yoshino**
The fact that you're giving up
there is your flaw, Pig's Foot.
**[13:31] Masamune**
*Don't call me Pig's Foot!*
**[13:33] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Sunday at noon.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Yoshino**
You'll meet up at the station.
**[13:37] Yoshino**
*Aki-sama will definitely show up. Bye.*
**[13:40] (Flashback) Masamune**
Hey!
**[13:43] Masamune**
*If what she said on the phone was true,*
**[13:46] Masamune**
*then at long last...*
**[13:48] ---**
*Adagaki Aki and I...*
**[13:50] PersonA**
Whoa, look at how she's dressed.
**[13:53] PersonB**
What the hell? Is that for a
part-time job or something?
**[13:59] Masamune**
* Adagaki Aki is standing where*
* we're supposed to meet*
**[14:02] Masamune**
* and wearing a transformation*
* magical girl cosplay?*
**[14:06] Masamune**
* It's that one show. The anime that*
* used to be on Sunday mornings.*
**[14:09] Otaku**
Um,
**[14:11] Otaku**
can I get a picture?
**[14:13] Aki**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
**[14:15] Otaku**
It's really well-made!
**[14:17] Otaku**
You're cosplaying Whitening-san, right?
**[14:19] Aki**
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[14:21] Masamune**
Adagaki-san!
**[14:23] Aki**
M-Makabe!
**[14:26] Masamune**
A-Are you all right?
**[14:28] Otaku**
Tch. 3D girls are so lame.
**[14:31] Aki**
This is why I hate disgusting men.
**[14:34] Aki**
I give you the nickname
**[14:36] Aki**
"Acidic Cleanser and Rag."
"Acid Rag" for short.
**[14:38] Masamune**
* The fact that it sounds less threatening*
* when you shorten it is frightening.*
**[14:42] Aki**
Anyway, the menace is gone now. Let's go.
**[14:45] Masamune**
You're not gonna explain
why you're dressed like that?
**[14:47] Aki**
Huh?
**[14:49] Aki**
Oh, dear.
**[14:51] Aki**
You look rather experienced,
**[14:53] Aki**
but you don't even know
the dress code for dates?
**[14:56] Masamune**
Huh?
**[14:57] Aki**
To break the ice on the first date,
wearing a costume is a given.
**[15:01] Aki**
That's the most basic of basic rules!
**[15:03] Masamune**
Wh-What the?
**[15:05] Masamune**
How does the Cruel Princess
end up like this,
**[15:08] Masamune**
Koiwai Yoshino?!
**[15:10] Masamune**
* I guess you were the Fairy Godmother*
* rather than Cinderella!*
**[15:14] Yoshino**
I told you. Timing is important.
**[15:17] Yoshino**
If you leave it to me, everything
will go according to plan.
**[15:21] Yoshino**
I obey all of Aki-sama's orders.
**[15:24] Yoshino**
That's why Aki-sama believes
**[15:26] Yoshino**
everything I say and do.
**[15:29] Yoshino**
She'll easily believe me.
**[15:31] Masamune**
* So if she were to use this*
* servant-master relationship*
**[15:33] Masamune**
*against her, it'd be the ultimate deceit.*
**[15:36] Yoshino**
*Are you listening?*
**[15:37] Masamune**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:39] Masamune**
Or rather, why are you
going so far to help me?
**[15:44] Yoshino**
If I stay on the line too long,
Aki-sama will get suspicious.
**[15:47] Masamune**
*Oh, right.*
**[15:48] Yoshino**
*Anyway, do your best, Pig's Foot.*
**[15:51] Masamune**
Anything but that nickname, please!
**[15:54] Masamune**
*At any rate, I'm going to use this date and*
**[15:58] Masamune**
*this derpy cosplay to my advantage!*
**[16:01] Masamune**
Sorry, I guess I didn't research enough.
**[16:04] Masamune**
So there's a dress code for first dates, huh?
**[16:06] Aki**
See? Like I said.
**[16:08] Masamune**
But I guess that means you admit
**[16:10] Masamune**
that this is a date, Adagaki-san.
**[16:13] Aki**
A-Are you stupid?
**[16:15] Aki**
This is all because your mental
fortitude is soft as tofu!
**[16:18] Masamune**
Huh? Me?
**[16:19] Aki**
Because you failed your test,
you couldn't even eat,
**[16:22] Aki**
so you burst out crying in class,
and in the nurse's office,
**[16:24] Aki**
they caught you hiding a bunch of
wrist-cutting attempts with your sleeve.
**[16:27] Aki**
When Yoshino told me the
whole story and said that only I
**[16:30] Aki**
could save you since we were in
the supplementary class together,
**[16:33] Aki**
I had no choice but to spend
a day with you! Hmph!
**[16:36] Masamune**
*What the hell's the deal with this set-up*
**[16:38] Masamune**
* of a lovesick girl off in*
* fantasy land, Koiwai Yoshino?*
**[16:41] Aki**
From now on, be appreciative
of that, and live a quiet life.
**[16:50] Masamune**
Huh? Wait, you rented the place out?
**[16:52] Aki**
Is it that surprising?
**[16:55] Masamune**
*Man... I guess some things never change.*
**[17:00] Aki**
Hey.
**[17:02] Aki**
You're too close.
**[17:03] Masamune**
Oh, of course.
**[17:07] Aki**
Why are you so far away?!
**[17:08] Masamune**
*Ugh, she's such a pain!*
**[17:38] Masamune**
* Man, I didn't have any*
* background information,*
**[17:43] Masamune**
* but I didn't think it'd be such a*
* horror in more ways than one.*
**[17:47] Masamune**
What did you think, Adagaki-sa—
**[17:51] Masamune**
*She's dead!*
**[17:53] Masamune**
*Whitening-san is dead!*
**[17:54] Aki**
Wait a moment.
**[17:56] Aki**
Right now, some phenomenon is
occurring that's draining all strength
**[18:00] Aki**
from my knees and preventing
me from leaving my seat.
**[18:03] Masamune**
I think you're just scared stiff.
**[18:07] Masamune**
You didn't know it was a horror movie?
**[18:09] Aki**
Well, Yoshino planned everything.
**[18:12] Aki**
Honestly, she's useless.
**[18:15] Masamune**
So I guess getting food is out of the question?
**[18:17] Aki**
No, it's not!
**[18:26] Masamune**
* How can she eat so much after*
* watching a movie like that?*
**[18:30] Masamune**
* Actually, stop nonchalantly pushing*
* your empty plates toward me.*
**[18:36] Masamune**
*The Cruel Princess that I know is*
**[18:38] Masamune**
*much stronger, more arrogant,*
**[18:41] Masamune**
*and at the least...*
**[18:43] Masamune**
* She wasn't someone who could eat enough*
* lunch and dessert for three people*
**[18:46] Masamune**
*at a family restaurant while dressed
up as someone from* Hadapure.*
**[18:50] Masamune**
This is just a hunch...
**[18:51] Aki**
What?
**[18:52] Masamune**
The reason you eat so much isn't
something you were born with, right?
**[18:58] Aki**
Well...
**[18:59] Aki**
I think it started when something
awful happened in my past.
**[19:03] Aki**
Something awful?
**[19:05] Girl**
Hey, lady.
**[19:08] Aki**
Yes?
**[19:09] Girl**
Why are you dressed so weird?
**[19:14] Masamune**
*And she gets right to the point!*
**[19:16] Aki**
I-It's not weird.
**[19:18] Aki**
This is from *I'm Hadapure*.
**[19:21] Girl**
Do you want to be Hadapure, lady?
**[19:24] Aki**
No, no, no!
**[19:28] Masamune**
*Please stop, Adagaki-san!*
**[19:30] Aki**
Listen up. I'm sure you don't understand
because you're still a child,
**[19:34] Aki**
but this is a necessary ritual
when a man and a woman date.
**[19:37] Girl**
"Ritual"?
**[19:39] Aki**
Yes. In order to break the
ice on the first date,
**[19:41] Aki**
you must wear a costu—
**[19:44] Masamune**
That's enough!
**[19:45] Aki**
W-Wait, Makabe!
**[19:52] Aki**
I was just getting to the good part!
**[19:54] Masamune**
I'm sorry, Adagaki-san.
**[19:56] Masamune**
I couldn't find the right
time to say it, but...
**[20:02] Aki**
It's not normal?
**[20:05] Masamune**
* To think I folded from the*
* stares of everyone around*
**[20:07] Masamune**
*rather than let a girl embarrass herself.*
**[20:10] Aki**
I see. So you don't... You don't do this.
**[20:16] Aki**
C-Come to think of it, summer clothes
should be coming out about now.
**[20:20] Aki**
I should check them out.
**[20:21] Masamune**
Th-That's a great idea!
**[20:24] Person**
Please try on your items over here.
**[20:47] Masamune**
What's wrong, Adagaki-sa—
**[20:54] Masamune**
Um, uh...
**[20:56] Aki**
N-No!
**[21:03] Masamune**
* Once upon a time, when I was*
* a bullied, chubby little kid,*
**[21:08] Masamune**
* I happened to run into a*
* huge mansion and met her.*
**[21:12] (Flashback) Aki**
You need to get stronger! How pathetic!
**[21:16] Masamune**
*She didn't hold back*
**[21:18] Masamune**
*and was almost as hard on me*
**[21:20] Masamune**
*as the other bullies.*
**[21:28] Masamune**
*That's right.*
**[21:31] Masamune**
*The Cruel Princess I know is*
**[21:33] Masamune**
*much stronger, more arrogant...*
**[21:36] (Flashback) Aki**
You're so kind, Masamune.
**[21:40] Masamune**
*...and just as kind.*
**[21:53] Aki**
Oh, you're awake. I'm going home, then.
**[22:01] Masamune**
Ow...
**[22:04] Masamune**
Adagaki-san...
**[22:05] Aki**
Wh-What?
**[22:07] Masamune**
Sorry I scared you back there.
**[22:13] Aki**
You'd better be.
**[22:18] Masamune**
*That was an emotion I didn't need in my plan.*
**[22:23] Masamune**
*But I... I...*
**[22:28] Masamune**
Wouldn't you usually say,
**[22:29] Masamune**
"No, it was my fault," there?
**[22:32] Masamune**
Why would she look so smug?
**[22:35] Yoshino**
*This is all for Aki-sama.*
**[22:38] Masamune**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[22:40] Yoshino**
* You asked me why I was*
* helping you, Pig's Foot.*
**[22:44] Yoshino**
* I believe that Aki-sama needs*
* to reexamine herself a bit.*
**[22:49] Yoshino**
If you dump her, and that makes
her a little more modest,
**[22:52] Yoshino**
it greatly benefits me,
**[22:54] Yoshino**
as well as Aki-sama.
**[22:56] Masamune**
*So that's it. All right.*
**[22:59] Masamune**
* But planning the lap pillow*
* was going a bit far, wasn't it?*
**[23:03] Yoshino**
Lap pillow? Plan?
**[23:06] Masamune**
*I totally almost fell for her.*
**[23:08] Yoshino**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[23:09] Masamune**
Oh, come on.
**[23:11] Masamune**
You can't fool me, you scheming Cinderella.
**[23:15] Masamune**
Anyway, I'm looking forward
to working with you again,
**[23:18] Masamune**
Master Koiwai.
**[23:21] Yoshino**
"Master"...
**[23:23] Sister**
It's rare for you to be talking to
someone other than Aki-sama.
**[23:30] Sister**
Did something fun happen?
**[23:35] Yoshino**
I'm having a lot of fun.
# E4 - Clear and Present Danger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6193999Y/clear-and-present-danger)
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**[00:06] (Flashback) Momo**
Goodbye, Eiji!
**[00:14] (Flashback) Momo**
Eiji...
**[00:20] (Flashback) Eiji**
I only have eyes for you now.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Momo**
Eiji...
**[00:31] (Flashback) Momo**
You're going to get wet, Eiji.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Eiji**
If I just think of it as your tears,
**[00:35] (Flashback) Eiji**
getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
**[00:42] Masamune**
I see. So this is where her heart flutters.
**[00:45] Masamune**
All right, check.
**[00:49] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan, let me borrow some manga.
**[00:53] Chinatsu**
You're still studying?
**[00:57] Masamune**
*The execution of revenge is just like studying.*
***SIGN*** #4 "Clear and Present Danger"
**[02:34] Aki**
Don't ever collect such
**[02:36] Aki**
erroneous information again.
**[02:38] Yoshino**
I'm terribly sorry, Aki-sama.
**[02:43] Masamune**
*Adagaki Aki...*
**[02:44] Masamune**
* I'm going to make my revenge a*
* reality with this next plan.*
***SIGN*** Rose-eyed Steroid
Hanano Rabuko
**[02:51] TeacherA**
All right, that's it for today's classes.
***SIGN*** Supplementary Class
**[02:54] TeacherA**
All of you who have supplementary
classes, please head over there now.
**[03:07] Aki**
You have to sit there?
**[03:09] Masamune**
Of course.
***SIGN*** Emperor Go-Daigo
***SIGN*** Southern Imperial Court (Yoshino) Three Imperial Regalia of Japan
**[03:10] Teacher**
In this era when the conflict
between the Northern Imperial Court
**[03:13] Teacher**
and the Southern Imperial
Court was intense,
**[03:16] Teacher**
the Southern Court, at one
point, occupied Kyo.
**[03:19] Teacher**
But the Northern Imperial
Court was able to retake Kyo.
**[03:23] Teacher**
Eventually, when Ashikaga
Yoshimitsu was enthroned,
**[03:27] Teacher**
the Northern Imperial Court
continued to get stronger.
**[03:31] Teacher**
They moved their residence
to Kitakoji Muromachi...
**[03:34] Aki**
Why don't you face forward?
**[03:41] Masamune**
I only have eyes for you now.
**[03:48] Girl**
So cold!
**[03:54] Aki**
Maybe I'll have Yoshino
bring me an umbrella.
**[04:00] Masamune**
If I just think of it as your tears,
**[04:03] Masamune**
getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
**[04:08] Masamune**
Bye.
**[04:09] Aki**
Hey, Makabe!
**[04:16] Masamune**
How do you like my love-blooming plan?
**[04:18] Masamune**
I totally nailed it!
**[04:25] Masamune**
Creepy?
**[04:26] Yoshino**
"Seriously creepy," to be precise.
**[04:28] Masamune**
W-Wait a sec! Is that what Adagaki said?
**[04:32] Yoshino**
I think she said that 24 times today alone.
**[04:34] Masamune**
I'm going to kill that bitch!
**[04:36] Yoshino**
I think so too, though.
**[04:38] Masamune**
Listen here. "Rose-eyed Steroid" is a classic!
**[04:41] Masamune**
It's a bible for all maidens!
**[04:43] Yoshino**
That's not the problem here.
**[04:46] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, it's time you withdrew a bit.
**[04:49] Masamune**
Huh?
**[04:50] Yoshino**
You can't just keep pushing.
**[04:53] Yoshino**
Mixing things up is important.
**[04:56] Masamune**
"Mixing things up"?
**[04:58] Yoshino**
Next time, you can be as
cold as possible to her.
**[05:08] Yoshino**
I have returned.
**[05:10] Aki**
You're late. How long does it take
you to go to the convenience store?
**[05:14] Yoshino**
I'm very sorry. There was a stray cat.
**[05:18] Aki**
As if I care about that.
Come on, give it here.
**[05:33] Masamune**
Well, it's true that
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** That has nothing to do with me anymore.
***SIGN*** After Eiji started acting cold to me,
***SIGN*** I was finally able to realize my true feelings...
**[05:35] Masamune**
the heroine realizing how she really
feels when the hero is cold to her
**[05:39] Masamune**
is the most standard of tropes.
**[05:41] Masamune**
But what happens if I'm cold to
her and she hates me even more?
**[05:45] Aki**
* I feel as if I've finally rid myself*
* of one of those annoying flies.*
**[05:48] Aki**
*It's quite a relief.*
**[06:01] Masamune**
Hey, Adagaki-sa—
**[06:02] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Creepy.
**[06:04] Masamune**
* Crap! I almost started*
* talking to her reflexively!*
**[06:08] Masamune**
* As Master said, mixing*
* things up is important.*
**[06:13] Aki**
H-Hey...
**[06:30] Masamune**
*I did it! I actually did it!*
**[06:33] Masamune**
*I ignored the Cruel Princess!*
**[06:36] Masamune**
* I might have also destroyed*
* all the effort and likability*
**[06:39] Masamune**
*that I've built up to this point.*
**[06:43] Masamune**
*But the die is cast.*
***SIGN*** Supplementary Class
**[07:01] Guy**
Yo, Makabe!
**[07:02] Girl**
Are you sitting here, Masamune-kun?
**[07:04] Masamune**
Yeah. Is this seat available?
**[07:06] Guy**
Oh, yeah. Have a seat.
**[07:07] Girl**
Yay!
**[07:11] Girls**
See you later, Makabe-kun!
**[07:13] Masamune**
See you tomorrow.
**[07:14] Girl**
Bye-bye!
**[07:28] Masamune**
*Well, how about it?*
**[07:29] Masamune**
*You miss me like crazy now, don't you?*
**[07:39] Masamune**
*I-It backfired?! Hold up!*
**[07:49] Masamune**
* Are you telling me not to*
* try to get close yet, Master?*
**[08:12] Masamune**
What if it's always going
to be like this now?
**[08:16] Masamune**
Was I actually some
background character?
**[08:23] Aki**
Makabe.
**[08:30] Masamune**
*She suddenly ambushed me head-on?!*
**[08:33] Aki**
I need to talk to you.
**[08:36] Masamune**
* If you're going to say that at this*
* point, wouldn't it usually...*
**[08:40] Aki**
*Um, um,*
**[08:41] Aki**
* I have something to talk*
* to you about, Makabe-kun...*
**[08:45] Masamune**
*...be more like that?!*
**[08:46] Masamune**
* Instead of being all shy, she's totally*
* in angry Cruel Princess mode!*
**[08:51] Masamune**
M-Maybe some other time.
**[08:54] Aki**
Wait a second!
**[08:56] Masamune**
Ow! What the hell?
**[08:58] Aki**
Don't give me that! That's my line!
**[09:28] Masamune**
Let go of me!
**[09:30] Aki**
No!
**[09:32] Aki**
Are you stupid?! Are you absolutely stupid?!
What are you even trying to do?!
**[09:36] Masamune**
S-Stop! Stop it...
**[09:38] Masamune**
*What is this?*
**[09:38] Aki**
I won't stop! What's going on?!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[09:40] Masamune**
* It's like I'm in a brawl or getting*
* threatened by some thug!*
**[09:43] Masamune**
*Does this mean I'll never be able to*
**[09:46] Masamune**
*be like the protagonist in a shojo manga?*
**[09:54] Aki**
Why are you ignoring me?
**[10:01] Aki**
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
**[10:08] Masamune**
*Wh-Whoa...*
**[10:11] Masamune**
*This is totally*
**[10:13] Masamune**
*her being all shy, right?!*
**[10:19] Masamune**
* No, wait, wait. You can't*
* fall for a shy Adagaki Aki.*
**[10:24] Masamune**
* You're amazing, Master! It went*
* just like you said it would!*
**[10:27] Masamune**
*Now I'm going turn things back around.*
**[10:31] Masamune**
You see...
**[10:33] Masamune**
I've been waiting for you
to say that, Adagaki-san.
**[10:37] Aki**
Wha— You mean it was on purpose?!
**[10:43] Aki**
You're awful!
**[10:45] Masamune**
*A-Awful?*
**[10:47] Masamune**
*I just received a comment that cut like a knife.*
**[10:50] Masamune**
*Are you sure this didn't backfire, Master?*
**[10:54] Masamune**
*No, wait...*
**[10:56] Masamune**
*She's calling me harsh things like "awful," but...*
**[11:00] Aki**
You're truly awful. I can't believe you.
**[11:03] Masamune**
* Even though she's yelling at me,*
* she doesn't sound prickly,*
**[11:06] Masamune**
*but actually sounds kind of troubled.*
**[11:08] Masamune**
* I think this is where I'm*
* supposed to go out on a limb.*
**[11:13] Aki**
Why would you do something like that?
**[11:16] Masamune**
W-Well, that's because I lik—
**[11:18] Aki**
What is there to like about me?
**[11:21] Masamune**
Huh?
**[11:24] Girl1**
My sign was ranked #1 in today's horoscope.
**[11:25] Masamune**
You want me to state the reasons?
**[11:26] Girl2**
Wow, lucky!
**[11:30] Masamune**
*You have a pretty face, but you hate guys.*
***SIGN*** Pudding Prince
**[11:33] Masamune**
* You have a great body,*
* but you're a gluttonous fiend.*
**[11:36] Masamune**
*You're smart, but you're oblivious.*
**[11:39] Masamune**
* And you ask what there is to like*
* about such a Cruel Princess?*
**[11:47] Masamune**
*I hadn't really thought about it! Teehee!*
**[11:50] Masamune**
*Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that.*
**[11:54] Masamune**
Wh-What is there?
**[11:56] Masamune**
E-Everything! Everything about you!
**[11:59] Aki**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
**[12:01] Masamune**
You're absolutely the best!
**[12:03] Masamune**
Oops, sorry! Just remembered
I have somewhere I need to be!
**[12:07] Aki**
Makabe!
**[12:08] Masamune**
*Uh, Masamune-kun?! Why are you running away?*
**[12:11] Masamune**
* You actually managed to get that*
* much of a reaction out of her!*
**[12:14] Masamune**
*What are you going to do after this?*
**[12:16] Masamune**
*I have no idea!*
**[12:18] Masamune**
Come on, Master!
**[12:23] Yoshino**
Are you stupid?
**[12:24] Masamune**
Don't call me stupid!
**[12:25] Yoshino**
I didn't consider that you hadn't
even thought about that.
**[12:28] Masamune**
Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
**[12:31] Masamune**
We need to think of something! Anything!
**[12:33] Masamune**
Come on, give me something that'll make
her heart flutter when she hears it!
**[12:36] Yoshino**
I'm not some cat robot.
**[12:39] Masamune**
I know. What if I tell her she's pretty?
**[12:41] Yoshino**
No.
**[12:42] Masamune**
Huh? No? Why?!
**[12:45] Masamune**
Don't sigh right there!
**[12:49] Masamune**
A letter's the only way to go.
**[12:51] Masamune**
If I try to say it verbally,
I'll probably flub it up.
**[12:54] Masamune**
Master's ideas are amazing.
**[12:58] Aki**
What are you doing?
**[13:01] Masamune**
P-Perfect timing.
**[13:02] Masamune**
Listen, would you mind reading this?
**[13:05] Masamune**
It says how I feel right now.
**[13:21] Aki**
I absolutely despise you.
**[13:34] Masamune**
You seem to have the wrong idea. I'm—
**[13:36] Aki**
Shut up!
**[13:38] Aki**
You can't fool me!
**[13:39] Aki**
I saw through your selfishness
a long time ago!
**[13:49] Masamune**
Hey! Adagaki-san?!
**[13:53] Yoshino**
Is something wrong?
**[13:56] Masamune**
Master...
**[13:59] Masamune**
I have no idea what's going on anymore!
**[14:01] Masamune**
She suddenly says she despises
me and runs off like that.
**[14:05] Masamune**
And she's acting totally
different from yesterday.
**[14:08] Masamune**
What the heck is going on?
**[14:10] Masamune**
I thought things were finally
going well yesterday. Damn it!
**[14:16] Yoshino**
All right. Leave it to me.
**[14:18] Masamune**
Do you have an idea what's
going on? Tell me, Master!
**[14:23] Yoshino**
I just said to leave it to me, didn't I?
**[14:27] Yoshino**
Right now, you can't even explain
what you like about Aki-sama.
**[14:32] Yoshino**
That means nothing you say
will get through to her.
**[14:37] Masamune**
I-I...
**[14:40] Yoshino**
Don't worry. I'll make sure you'll
be able to go out with her.
**[14:50] Masamune**
* Is she telling the Pig's*
* Foot to stay out of it?*
**[14:54] Masamune**
*Damn it, Makabe Masamune.*
**[14:56] Masamune**
* Who is this revenge for?*
* It's for me, isn't it?!*
**[15:00] Masamune**
* I can't get my revenge if I'm just sitting*
* here like I'm waiting to be fed.*
**[15:07] Masamune**
That's unacceptable!
**[15:21] Aki**
This is the first time I've skipped class.
**[15:23] Aki**
A-Am I going to get in trouble?
**[15:27] Girl**
Hey!
**[15:28] Aki**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:31] Girl**
Darn it, Cookie! Come back here!
**[15:42] Aki**
I can't take it anymore!
Why must I feel so irritated?
**[15:48] Aki**
This is all...
**[15:49] (Flashback) Masamune**
You're absolutely the best!
**[15:52] (Flashback) Masamune**
Oops, sorry! Just remembered
I have somewhere I need to be!
**[15:56] (Flashback) Aki**
Makabe!
**[16:01] (Flashback) Aki**
Hey! You forgot this!
**[16:03] (Flashback) Masamune**
Come on, Master!
**[16:07] (Flashback) Aki**
"Master"?
**[16:09] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I didn't consider that you hadn't
even thought about that.
**[16:13] (Flashback) Masamune**
Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
**[16:15] (Flashback) Masamune**
We need to think of something! Anything!
**[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune**
Come on, give me something that'll make
her heart flutter when she hears it!
**[16:20] Aki**
*What does he mean by "everything"?*
**[16:20] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I'm not some cat robot.
**[16:23] Aki**
* I bet he's been saying that to*
* all the girls! That scumbag!*
**[16:27] Aki**
*When did he and Yoshino...*
**[16:30] Aki**
* After he asked me out on*
* a date so many times...*
**[16:33] Aki**
*I knew it'd end up like this!*
**[16:38] Yoshino**
Aki-sama.
**[16:47] Aki**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[16:55] Aki**
Did you need something?
**[16:56] Aki**
I can decide for myself whether
I want to go to class.
**[16:59] Aki**
You can go back to class.
**[17:01] Yoshino**
Aki-sama, I was meeting
with Makabe Masamune-kun.
**[17:08] Yoshino**
He needed someone to talk to.
**[17:11] Aki**
Oh? And?
**[17:13] Yoshino**
He emailed and called me, too.
**[17:15] Aki**
So what?
**[17:16] Aki**
It doesn't matter to me that
you and Makabe are close.
**[17:21] Yoshino**
Are you sad?
**[17:23] Aki**
That's inconceivable. Why would I
be sad over that cocky narcissist?
**[17:30] Yoshino**
Is that really all?
**[17:41] Aki**
*Honestly, this girl...*
**[17:44] Aki**
*She's usually so slow, but somehow,*
**[17:46] Aki**
* she's always so sharp when*
* it comes to things like this.*
**[17:54] Aki**
Th-That's inconceivable!
**[17:56] Aki**
I would never be sad over a boy.
**[17:59] Aki**
That'll never happen again.
**[18:04] Aki**
Because there's something that
I still believe in very strongly.
**[18:10] Aki**
Boys are all just liars!
**[18:13] Aki**
They're selfish and do whatever
they want, and in the end...
**[18:16] Aki**
They act like nothing ever happened.
**[18:19] Yoshino**
That might be true.
**[18:22] Aki**
Yes, it is. That's why...
**[18:27] Aki**
It's inconceivable that
I would ever like a boy.
**[18:31] Aki**
* I won't be sad about the fact*
* that Makabe Masamune was*
**[18:34] Aki**
*meeting with Yoshino without my knowledge,*
**[18:36] Aki**
*let alone fall in love with him.*
**[18:39] Aki**
*There's no doubt about it!*
**[18:44] Yoshino**
It's okay, Aki-sama.
**[18:46] Yoshino**
He only has eyes for you.
**[18:51] Yoshino**
You like him too, don't you?
**[19:09] Aki**
Th-Th-That's not true.
**[19:13] Aki**
Of course that's not true!
**[19:18] Aki**
Wait a second, Yoshino!
**[19:23] Aki**
*Ugh, where did she go?*
**[19:26] Kid**
Mommy, I'm hungry!
**[19:34] Aki**
*Why am I so irritated? I'm...*
**[19:40] Aki**
*awful.*
**[19:43] Aki**
*I'm such a terrible person.*
**[19:45] Aki**
* I've always hurt other people*
* so I wouldn't get hurt.*
**[19:48] Aki**
* If it means never having*
* to go through that again,*
**[19:51] Aki**
* I'd rather be hated and have people*
* keep their distance from me.*
**[19:53] Aki**
*That's why I did everything I've done.*
**[19:58] Aki**
*Why am I remembering the past?*
**[20:03] Aki**
*I don't know.*
**[20:05] Aki**
*I don't know if he actually likes me.*
**[20:09] Aki**
*And I...*
**[20:16] Masamune**
Stop!
**[20:36] Masamune**
I thought I finally found you and then...
**[20:39] Masamune**
What the hell were you
thinking?! The light was red!
**[20:43] Aki**
I-It's not like it matters to you!
**[20:46] Masamune**
Be serious!
**[20:47] Masasmune**
Of course that's not true! I don't
know what I'd do without you!
**[20:54] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Is that really all?
**[21:01] Masamune**
A-Adagaki-san? Sorry,
I might've said too much.
**[21:09] Aki**
I...
**[21:15] Aki**
*I...*
**[21:23] Neko**
I'm so terribly sorry! Are you all right?
**[21:30] Neko**
Were you hurt?
**[21:32] Aki**
No, I'm fine.
**[21:34] Neko**
I see. Thank goodness.
**[21:41] Neko**
My Lord...
**[21:42] Neko**
Our Father, who art in heaven...
**[21:44] Neko**
I can't believe it.
**[21:46] Neko**
I can't believe that this
could happen here.
**[21:54] Neko**
I've been longing to see you.
**[22:05] Masamune**
*Who the hell is this?!*
# E5 - Mysterious Cat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X0Q1NKY/mysterious-cat)
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**[00:03] Neko**
I've been longing to see you.
**[00:13] Masamune**
*Who the hell is this?!*
***SIGN*** #5 "Mysterious Cat"
**[01:51] Masamune**
*Wh-What's going—*
**[01:57] Neko**
O-Oh, dear... How improper of me.
**[02:01] Neko**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[02:03] Masamune**
Er, no, it's okay...
**[02:05] Neko**
This must have happened because
it was all I prayed for, day and night.
**[02:08] Neko**
The Lord has finally allowed us to meet.
**[02:17] Masamune**
*S-So soft...*
**[02:20] Masamune**
* Er, I mean... Wait! Hold on a*
* second! Come to your senses!*
**[02:25] Masamune**
*Who is this?*
**[02:28] Masamune**
*I don't know her. I have no idea who she is.*
**[02:31] Masamune**
* Have we met somewhere?*
* Nah, no way. Nope, nope, nope!*
**[02:34] Neko**
Do you have even the slightest of
feelings for me, Masamune-sama?
**[02:39] Masamune**
*She got my name right.*
**[02:41] Masamune**
*D-Do hot guys*
**[02:43] Masamune**
* have random girls just hurl themselves*
* at them before they even know it?*
**[02:49] Masamune**
*Nah, that can't be.*
**[02:50] Masamune**
L-Listen...
**[02:52] Masamune**
I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person.
**[02:55] Neko**
Huh?
**[02:56] Shidou**
Milady, it's just about time.
**[02:59] Neko**
But, Shidou...
**[03:01] Shidou**
It's time.
**[03:04] Neko**
I am so delighted that I had a chance
to see you, Masamune-sama.
**[03:09] Neko**
I do hope we will see each other again soon.
**[03:11] Masamune**
Huh?
**[03:12] Neko**
If you will excuse me.
**[03:15] Masamune**
Hey, wait...
**[03:21] Masamune**
What the hell was that?
**[03:26] Masamune**
Hey, Adagaki-san.
**[03:28] Aki**
Who was that?
**[03:30] Masamune**
Er, I'm not really sure, either.
**[03:34] Aki**
Why don't you die?
**[03:45] Shidou**
Milady.
**[03:46] Shidou**
Please do not forget that
you are a Fujinomiya.
**[03:49] Shidou**
You made a promise to your father.
**[03:52] Neko**
I haven't forgotten.
**[03:56] Neko**
I believe this will be a most splendid game.
**[04:05] Masamune**
Ladies and gentlemen!
***SIGN*** Ma-kun's The Truth Show
**[04:09] (Flashback) Masamune**
There is something that I
really want to say right now!
**[04:12] (Flashback) Masamune**
May the hammer come down
on girls who refuse to listen.
**[04:16] (Flashback) Masamune**
That woman dares to tell me to die
without even hearing me out—yes!
**[04:19] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm talking about Adagaki Aki!
**[04:21] (Flashback) Masamune**
I am not guilty! I am innocent!
**[04:24] (Flashback) Masamune**
Listen to me, damn it!
**[04:34] Guy**
Ma'am, I need an egg salad sandwich!
**[04:36] Guy2**
Chicken cutlets! Chicken cutlets!
**[04:38] Masamune**
Ma'am...
**[04:39] Masamune**
I need five yakisoba buns,
four cutlet sandwiches,
**[04:42] Masamune**
and five croquette buns!
**[04:48] Masamune**
*All right, this should be more than enough.*
**[04:51] Masamune**
*She's probably enjoying*
**[04:53] Masamune**
* her loner feast in that gym*
* storage room right now.*
**[04:56] Masamune**
*After all, she is a gluttonous fiend.*
**[04:58] Masamune**
* No matter how bad her mood might be,*
* I've brought this many offerings.*
**[05:02] Masamune**
*Surely she'll at least hear me out.*
**[05:04] Masamune**
I-It's okay. It'll work out.
**[05:17] Masamune**
You can't shoot gas guns at people!
**[05:22] Yoshino**
Would you have preferred the real thing?
**[05:25] Masamune**
What the hell was that for?
**[05:28] Yoshino**
I'm on duty. Aki-sama's orders.
***SIGN*** High Voltage
**[05:33] Yoshino**
She told me to chase the Pig's
Foot away if he came near.
**[05:35] Masamune**
She's still mad?
**[05:37] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, this didn't seem like
something that she'd let go easily.
**[05:43] Yoshino**
What did you do?
**[05:45] Masamune**
Well...
**[05:46] Yoshino**
"Well"?
**[05:47] Masamune**
I mean...
**[05:49] Yoshino**
"I mean"?
**[05:53] Masamune**
After I talked with you yesterday,
**[05:56] Masamune**
I went to see Adagaki Aki.
**[06:00] Yoshino**
She suddenly jumped into your arms?
**[06:03] Masamune**
I swear! I seriously
have no idea who she is!
**[06:05] Masamune**
I don't even know what her name is!
**[06:07] Masamune**
You believe me, right, Master?
**[06:10] Masamune**
M-Master!
**[06:12] Yoshino**
To think that you were this hopeless...
**[06:15] Masamune**
Seriously, I'm not!
**[06:16] Yoshino**
I told you not to interfere.
**[06:17] Masamune**
You think I'm that resourceful?!
***SIGN*** Unresourceful
**[06:22] Yoshino**
That's not the point here. Don't you get it?
**[06:34] Masamune**
*Is she just going to abandon me?*
**[06:39] Masamune**
*Fine.*
**[06:41] Masamune**
*I decided I'd do this myself anyway.*
**[06:44] Masamune**
* I just have to review what*
* I'm supposed to say.*
**[06:50] (Flashback) Masamune**
You sure went through a lot
yesterday, Adagaki-san.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Masamune**
I went through a lot, too.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Masamune**
But you're my number one girl, Adagaki-san.
**[07:08] Masamune**
*No, no!*
**[07:46] girlA**
The wind's so strong.
**[07:48] girlB**
It is.
**[07:50] Masamune**
*Man... I didn't get any sleep at all.*
**[07:53] Masamune**
*I seriously have no idea who that girl is.*
**[07:56] Masamune**
*That girl...*
**[08:01] (Flashback) Neko**
Masamune-sama.
**[08:04] Masamune**
*But she sure was cute...*
**[08:08] Masamune**
*Actually, she's pretty much my type.*
**[08:12] Masamune**
*But I seriously have no idea who she is!*
**[08:15] Masamune**
*That stupid Cruel Princess pisses me off!*
**[08:17] Masamune**
*Koiwai Yoshino, too!*
**[08:18] Tae**
What's wrong with Masamune-kun?
**[08:20] Kojuurou**
No idea. He's been acting pretty suspicious.
**[08:24] Teacher**
We're starting homeroom. Take your seats.
**[08:24] Masamune**
* Why am I surrounded by people*
* who won't listen to me?*
**[08:32] Teacher**
I'm going to introduce you
to a new transfer student.
**[08:42] Neko**
I am Fujinomiya Neko.
**[08:44] Neko**
I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
**[08:47] guyB**
Sh-She's beautiful!
**[08:49] girlC**
So cute!
**[08:56] Teacher**
Fujinomiya-san, go ahead and
take that empty desk over there.
**[08:59] Neko**
Yes, sir.
**[09:08] Masamune**
* All right! I've been waiting*
* for this five-minute break!*
**[09:11] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san, do you have a moment?
**[09:13] girlD**
Your hair is so pretty!
What shampoo do you use?
**[09:16] girlE**
Where did you transfer from?
**[09:18] Masamune**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[09:20] Neko**
Seichou Academy.
**[09:22] girlC**
Seichou?
**[09:23] girlD**
Oh, I've heard of it. It's an
all-girls boarding school.
**[09:27] GirlD**
I saw it on TV.
**[09:28] GirlA**
It's in the middle of some mountains.
The school looks like a castle.
**[09:32] Girls**
Wow!
**[09:33] Masamune**
*Who cares about all that?!*
**[09:35] Masamune**
*Just...*
**[09:36] Masamune**
*let me...*
**[09:37] Masamune**
*talk to her!*
**[09:40] Masamune**
*The next class...*
**[09:44] Tae**
That looks good on you!
**[09:47] Girl**
I'll show you where it is. This way.
**[09:56] Masamune**
*Curse you girls!*
**[09:58] guyA**
So that's what it means to feel more
comfortable around the same sex.
**[10:01] guyB**
It's a violation of the anti-trust act.
The wealth needs to be redistributed.
**[10:05] guyB**
Hey, Kojuurou. Go mix in with them.
**[10:07] Kojuurou**
What? No! It's too scary!
**[10:09] guyB**
It's not scary. They won't
even notice you're there.
**[10:13] guyA**
Put this bow on. Here.
**[10:17] guyA**
I need a picture! A picture!
**[10:18] guys**
Hurry! Hurry! Wait, hang on!
**[10:19] Masamune**
I'll go.
**[10:20] Kojuurou**
You will, Makabe-kun?
**[10:22] Masamune**
I just need to talk to her, right?
**[10:24] guyB**
Th-That's right, Makabe!
**[10:25] guyB**
That's using your hot-guy-ness!
**[10:27] ---**
Makabe-kun, you'd do that for us?
**[10:29] Masamune**
*These guys are a real pain.*
**[10:31] Guyb**
I'll treat you to Mac!
**[10:32] GuyA**
And karaoke!
**[10:34] Masamune**
* I have a ton of things that I want*
* to ask Fujinomiya Neko myself.*
**[10:38] Masamune**
Hey, girls. Do you mind if we join in—
**[10:41] Girls**
No way!
**[10:45] Masamune**
* I'm sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting*
* your squees and giggles!*
**[10:49] Tae**
Masamune-kun, perfect timing!
**[10:53] Masamune**
*Wh-What? What is this?*
**[10:56] Tae**
Masamune-kun, did you know?
**[10:58] Masamune**
Huh?
**[10:58] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san says she
transferred here just for you.
**[11:03] Masamune**
Huh?
**[11:06] Masamune**
*Huh?!*
**[11:10] Neko**
U-Um...
**[11:11] Neko**
Masamune-sama had no way of knowing.
**[11:15] Neko**
I personally feel indebted to him, that is all.
**[11:18] Girls**
Then you should tell him,
right here and now!
**[11:25] Neko**
Three years ago on Christmas...
***SIGN*** Donations
**[11:30] (Flashback) Neko**
We would deeply appreciate
**[11:33] (Flashback) Neko**
your warm donations again this Christmas.
**[11:57] (Flashback) Neko**
Um...
**[12:01] (Flashback) Guy**
You should dress warmer.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Guy**
It looked like you were about
to grow wings and fly away.
**[12:14] Neko**
When you said that to me, Masamune-sama,
**[12:16] Neko**
you looked like an angel in my eyes.
**[12:19] Masamune**
*Wai—*
**[12:20] girlC**
Wait, what's going to happen
to Adagaki-san, then?
**[12:23] girlA**
Well, this is this, and that's that.
**[12:26] Masamune**
*Seriously, wait.*
**[12:27] Tae**
This is like something out of a shojo manga!
**[12:30] Masamune**
* Who the hell is that nauseatingly*
* smug guy supposed to be?!*
**[12:33] Masamune**
* Three years ago, I was still*
* a fatty living in Shinshuu!*
**[12:36] guyB**
That's Makabe for you.
**[12:38] guyA**
Can't be helped if it was Makabe.
**[12:40] Masamune**
*They're convinced!*
**[12:49] Masamune**
Let's talk for a sec.
**[12:59] Neko**
Um, Masamune-sama...
**[13:01] Neko**
If you run so quickly, I'll...
**[13:07] Masamune**
S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
**[13:12] Masamune**
Blood?!
**[13:13] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san?!
**[13:15] Masamune**
E-Emergency! Emergency!
**[13:16] Masamune**
Where's the medic?!
**[13:18] Masamune**
Wait, should I call 110?
**[13:19] Masamune**
No, it's 119!
**[13:21] Masamune**
But first, the nurse's office...
**[13:24] Neko**
I'm all right.
**[13:26] Neko**
I just got dizzy for a moment.
**[13:29] Masamune**
Are you sure you're okay?
**[13:31] Neko**
Yes.
**[13:36] Masamune**
You dropped some... thing...
***SIGN*** Kamego Tomato Ketchup
Mini Pack
**[13:43] Masamune**
*That's the blood?*
**[13:44] Neko**
Please do not worry.
**[13:46] Neko**
I picked a brand that uses the
best natural ingredients.
**[13:49] Masamune**
Er, what's this doing here?
**[13:51] Neko**
It's a part of a refined lady's tastes.
**[13:54] Masamune**
Tastes?
**[13:56] Neko**
Think of it as a variation on
a mayonnaise enthusiast.
**[14:00] Masamune**
If not for the situation, I almost
wouldn't want to believe you...
**[14:04] Neko**
What do you put on your eggs?
**[14:06] Masamune**
Sorry, but I prefer salt and pepper.
**[14:08] Masamune**
*Stop trying to change the subject!*
**[14:11] Masamune**
More importantly, why would
you tell a lie like that?
**[14:14] Masamune**
I don't know you.
**[14:19] Neko**
The truth is rather embarrassing.
**[14:22] Masamune**
Huh?
**[14:23] Neko**
If possible,
**[14:25] Neko**
I would prefer to keep the truth
a secret between you and me.
**[14:29] Masamune**
Uh, that doesn't explain anything to me...
**[14:31] Neko**
It doesn't matter to me
that you don't remember.
**[14:35] Neko**
It doesn't change the fact
that I've always admired you.
**[14:38] Neko**
Is it a bother to you?
**[14:41] Masamune**
*Damn it. She's really cute.*
**[14:44] Masamune**
* Don't lose your head, Makabe Masamune.*
* You know this is wrong.*
**[14:47] Masamune**
* You have to endure.*
* If you lose your resolve here,*
**[14:50] Masamune**
* what'll come of your revenge*
* against that scumball?*
**[14:54] Masamune**
I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sorry.
**[14:57] Masamune**
I have someone that I like.
**[14:59] Masamune**
*Damn it, I said it. What a waste.*
**[15:03] Neko**
No... That can't be...
**[15:07] Masamune**
*I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.*
**[15:09] Neko**
Is she that wonderful?
**[15:11] Masamune**
* Actually, she's crude, she's a*
* glutton, she's unrefined...*
**[15:14] Masamune**
*She's the opposite of wonderful.*
**[15:16] Masamune**
Yeah...
**[15:17] Neko**
A-Are you two dating?
**[15:19] Masamune**
No. It's one-sided.
**[15:21] Neko**
I-If it's not a bother,
**[15:22] Neko**
would you mind telling me who she is?
**[15:27] Aki**
No, that isn't enough.
**[15:30] Aki**
I need five K sandwiches,
and five Y sandwiches.
**[15:32] Aki**
I need another of that
exact same order at 3 PM.
**[15:35] Yoshino**
Understood.
**[15:36] Masamune**
That's her, by the window.
**[15:38] Neko**
The girl with the short hair?
**[15:40] Masamune**
No, the long-haired girl next
to her, with the big attitude...
**[15:44] Masamune**
Oh, I mean in the sense that she's level-headed.
**[15:47] Masamune**
*I mean, just going by looks,*
**[15:49] Masamune**
*the Cruel Princess is unbeatable.*
**[15:52] Masamune**
*I'm sure Fujinomiya-san will give up.*
**[15:54] Neko**
Ah, she ain't gonna be a problem.
**[15:57] Masamune**
Huh?
**[16:00] Masamune**
Hey, wait a sec!
**[16:06] Neko**
I apologize for what happened the other day.
**[16:09] Aki**
You're the girl from...
**[16:12] Neko**
My name is Fujinomiya Neko.
**[16:15] Neko**
I truly envy you,
**[16:17] Neko**
since you have Masamune-sama's affection.
**[16:21] Masamune**
*I've gotta stop her!*
**[16:32] Both**
*She's not wearing any?*
**[16:45] Neko**
I'm very mindful when it comes to my health.
**[16:48] Masamune**
Huh?
**[16:49] Neko**
Feeling moderately tense is
the secret to good health.
**[16:53] Masamune**
Who needs that kind of health tip?!
**[16:55] Neko**
The trick is in your stride and
how you place your feet.
**[16:58] Masamune**
The trick to what exactly?
**[17:00] Neko**
I am very blessed.
**[17:02] Neko**
Regardless of how you might feel about me,
**[17:05] Neko**
it feels like a miracle that
we're able to speak at all.
**[17:09] Masamune**
Wait, wait, wait...
**[17:10] Aki**
So annoying.
**[17:12] Masamune**
* Crap! I got caught up in the fact*
* that she's not wearing any!*
**[17:16] Aki**
Leave right now. If you
won't leave, then I will.
**[17:24] Masamune**
Wait!
**[17:25] Masamune**
I want to talk to you about this.
**[17:35] Masamune**
It's not like that!
**[17:37] Masamune**
She's mistaken me for someone else!
That has nothing to do with me!
**[17:41] Masamune**
Are you going to believe her over me?
**[17:44] Aki**
Huh?
**[17:45] Aki**
Where do you get off
expecting me to believe you?
**[17:48] Masamune**
I'm telling you to hear me out!
**[17:50] Aki**
Get away from me! I'll catch
your chronic superficiality!
**[17:59] Gym Teacher**
You guys have some nerve,
**[18:01] Gym Teacher**
boldly skipping class like this.
**[18:12] Aki**
That unreasonable teacher...
**[18:13] Aki**
I'm going to dub him
"Mr. Broke-ass from 3-B."
**[18:17] Masamune**
*You think you have a right to be mad?*
**[18:19] Masamune**
* I'm the one who got dragged*
* into this nonsense.*
**[18:22] (Flashback) Gym teacher**
As punishment, you'll be cleaning
the pool after school!
**[18:25] Masamune**
*Endure. I have to endure this.*
**[18:27] Masamune**
Well, let's just hurry up and
finish cleaning this pool.
**[18:31] Aki**
Yes, you're right.
**[18:33] Aki**
Before I get indiscriminately
assaulted by a certain someone.
**[18:36] Aki**
I'll start cleaning over there,
**[18:38] Aki**
so don't you dare come anywhere near me.
**[18:41] Masamune**
* What is her problem?! What is her*
* problem?! What is her problem?!*
**[18:44] Masamune**
* Ugh, what the hell am*
* I going to do with you?!*
**[18:48] Masamune**
* You piss me off... You piss*
* me off... You piss me off!*
**[18:55] Aki**
M-Makabe!
**[18:58] Masamune**
Sorry, Adagaki-san. That was an accident.
**[19:01] Aki**
An accident, eh?
**[19:10] Masamune**
* The Cruel Princess is sadly*
* lacking in some areas.*
**[19:14] Masamune**
*Though she's got some nice legs.*
**[19:17] Aki**
What are you looking at?
Shouldn't you be cleaning?
**[19:19] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah.
**[19:21] Aki**
Hup...
**[19:22] Aki**
What the heck? It's so heavy.
**[19:26] Masamune**
Wha—
**[19:34] Aki**
Makabe, come over here.
**[19:38] Aki**
This will spill if I walk any further.
**[19:40] Masamune**
What the hell are you doing?
**[19:41] Aki**
I'm going to *accidentally*
spill this on you, of course.
**[19:44] Masamune**
That's totally intentional!
**[19:45] Masamune**
Anything "accidental" is way
out of the picture now!
**[19:48] Aki**
They say, "An eye for an eye,
and a tooth for a tooth," right?
**[19:50] Masamune**
Aren't you thinking of
repaying a debt twofold?
**[19:53] Aki**
It's accidental!
**[19:54] Masamune**
No accident is that vindictive!
**[19:57] Aki**
There's no way I'll be the only one to get wet.
**[20:00] Masamune**
Come on, give me a break.
I'm not wearing a swimsuit.
**[20:03] Aki**
So?
**[20:04] Masamune**
You want me to go home
in drenched underwear?
**[20:06] Aki**
Maybe you shouldn't wear any, then.
You two can go commando together.
**[20:12] Masamune**
*She's hopeless. I need to do something, fast.*
**[20:15] Aki**
Come, now. Be grateful for this water
that I'm going to accidentally...
**[20:25] Masamune**
*Serves you right.*
**[20:30] Masamune**
* Is she drowning? Could it*
* be that she can't swim?*
**[20:32] Masamune**
*Wait, I thought she was good at sports!*
**[20:37] Masamune**
I'll be right there!
**[20:41] Masamune**
Just a bit more...
**[20:49] Masamune**
*I guess her feet touched the bottom.*
**[20:55] Aki**
I thought you didn't want to get wet.
**[20:58] Masamune**
I can't help it. My body moved on its own.
**[21:00] Masamune**
* I can't have you dying on me,*
* for various reasons.*
**[21:05] Aki**
Huh... I see.
**[21:07] Aki**
So it just moved on its own.
I figured it was no more than that.
**[21:13] Masamune**
Then what do you want me to say?!
**[21:15] Masamune**
If I said it's because I like you,
you wouldn't believe me anyway!
**[21:18] Aki**
Wha— I never said anything like that!
**[21:21] Masamune**
You might as well have!
**[21:27] Masamune**
It's true that I wanted to save you.
**[21:29] Masamune**
Sorry for overstepping my bounds.
**[21:33] Masamune**
*There's no getting through to someone*
**[21:36] Masamune**
*who's closed off to begin with.*
**[21:38] Masamune**
*That's what sucks about it being one-way.*
**[21:41] Masamune**
*I don't get it. Why am I so annoyed by this?*
**[21:45] Masamune**
*I just...*
**[21:47] Aki**
Then prove it to me.
**[21:51] Aki**
Prove it?
**[21:52] Aki**
Yes. Prove that you like me.
**[21:58] Aki**
You can't?
**[21:59] Masamune**
What would it take for you to believe me?
**[22:02] Aki**
Well, for example...
**[22:08] Aki**
You could kiss me.
# E6 - Attack! Battle of the Home Visits
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1935J0R/attack-battle-of-the-home-visits)
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**[00:15] Yoshino**
Aki-sama's late.
**[00:18] Neko**
It's quite hot today, isn't it?
**[00:34] Neko**
Do you happen to know
where Masamune-sama is?
**[00:38] Yoshino**
Why ask me?
**[00:40] Neko**
I surmised you were the first
person whom I should ask.
**[00:44] Yoshino**
I don't know.
**[00:46] Neko**
Is that so?
**[00:48] Yoshino**
Yes.
**[00:49] Neko**
Oh, I see.
***SIGN*** #6: "Attack! Battle of the Home Visits"
**[02:42] Aki**
Well, for example...
**[02:44] Aki**
You could kiss me.
**[02:47] Masamune**
*Kiss...*
**[02:49] Masamune**
*To osculate...*
**[02:53] Masamune**
*A smooch...*
**[03:04] Aki**
What? If you actually liked me,
you could at least do that.
**[03:09] Masamune**
W-Well, um...
**[03:11] Masamune**
*D-Don't be ridiculous!*
**[03:13] Masamune**
* A k-k-k-k-k-kiss was, like, the last of*
* the last of the "Dead or Love" Plan.*
**[03:17] Masamune**
*I was planning it as the grand finale!*
**[03:27] (Flashback) Aki**
Makabe...
**[03:30] (Flashback) Aki**
I love you.
**[03:37] (Flashback) Masamune**
But I refuse!
**[03:38] Masamune**
*Mission complete!*
**[03:40] Masamune**
*That's the last scene.*
**[03:44] Masamune**
* And so, for this to happen at*
* such a random, unpopular point,*
**[03:47] Masamune**
* and right in the middle of my plan,*
* was completely unaccounted for!*
**[03:53] Aki**
See? I knew it.
**[03:55] Aki**
I don't have time for this.
**[03:57] Masamune**
Wait!
**[04:04] Masamune**
* What are you doing,*
* grabbing onto her like that?!*
**[04:07] Masamune**
*You just dove right into the main event!*
**[04:09] Masamune**
*It's insane! This is insane!*
**[04:12] Masamune**
* But I can't run away from*
* this. What should I...*
**[04:18] Masamune**
*I know. This is a ham!*
**[04:20] Masamune**
*She's a ham shaped like a person!*
**[04:22] Masamune**
* If I think of it as biting into a tasty*
* ham I got as a midsummer gift...*
**[04:28] Aki**
H-Hey!
**[04:32] Aki**
No! Don't!
**[04:43] Masamune**
What'd you do that for?!
**[04:45] Aki**
B-But...
**[04:46] Masamune**
Don't "but" me!
**[04:49] Masamune**
* There's no use in acting like the*
* victim here, you stupid ham!*
**[04:52] Tae**
Oh, Masamune-kun?
**[05:00] Masamune**
Huh? Class Rep?
**[05:02] Tae**
What are you doing there?
**[05:04] Masamune**
One of the teachers made us
clean the pool as punishment,
**[05:07] Masamune**
and the pool seemed so nice and cool,
we couldn't help but splash right in.
**[05:11] Tae**
What the heck?
**[05:13] Girl**
Still, you probably shouldn't
dive in with your clothes on.
**[05:16] Masamune**
* L-Looks like I managed to*
* dodge that bullet for now...*
**[05:20] Masamune**
What are you doing here, Class Rep?
**[05:22] Tae**
Me? I have practice.
**[05:26] Masamune**
*So she's in the swim club, too.*
**[05:28] Masamune**
* That's why she's got such*
* a nice cardio body.*
**[05:31] Tae**
Well, good luck with the cleaning.
**[05:33] Masamune**
Th-Thanks...
**[05:39] Masamune**
*What the hell? You're trying to escape?*
**[05:42] Aki**
Well...
**[05:43] Aki**
I guess I'll just accept the fact
that you love me so much,
**[05:47] Aki**
you have no idea what to do with yourself.
**[05:52] Aki**
And that brings up the question: "So what?"
**[06:02] Masamune**
* You can't be serious!*
* Someone fry that ham to a crisp!*
**[06:13] Masamune**
What the hell is her problem?
She's the one who told me to do it.
**[06:20] Masamune**
I actually tried to kiss her.
**[06:26] Neko**
There you are, Masamune-sama.
**[06:29] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san?!
**[06:31] Neko**
I've been looking for you.
**[06:39] Masamune**
I don't think I have the energy
to hang out right now...
**[06:43] Neko**
My, you must be tired
from that grueling task.
**[06:58] Neko**
You can have this, if you like.
**[07:01] Masamune**
*Hot tea? At this time of year?*
**[07:08] Masamune**
It's salty.
**[07:13] Neko**
I hear it's best to never let your body
get a chill, even in the summer.
**[07:18] Neko**
I also hear you need sodium and
citric acid to fight dehydration.
**[07:21] Neko**
So I thought the best solution would be
roasted green tea with pickled plum in it.
**[07:28] Masamune**
Huh...
**[07:29] Masamune**
*Well, that makes sense.*
**[07:32] Masamune**
* I prefer this over some*
* disgustingly sweet juice.*
**[07:36] Neko**
The other things you lack are
essential vitamins and magnesium.
**[07:39] Neko**
Beer yeast and propolis.
***SIGN*** Multivitamin
***SIGN*** Magnesium
**[07:41] Neko**
This company's propolis has
a patented method for how
**[07:45] Neko**
it's absorbed into your body,
making it more effective.
**[07:48] Neko**
Then there's the magnesium and...
**[07:52] Neko**
I-I'm terribly sorry! I've been presumptuous.
**[08:00] Masamune**
I can't say that I'm very fond
of turning to medicines first.
**[08:04] Masamune**
Exercise and diet are more important.
**[08:06] Masamune**
I think it's fine to use medicines
as an aid after that, but...
**[08:10] Neko**
Of course, I do believe that's ideal.
**[08:15] Masamune**
* She's pretty cute when she's*
* pouting like that, too.*
**[08:20] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you something?
**[08:22] Neko**
Yes?
**[08:25] Masamune**
What do you like about me?
**[08:30] Masamune**
* I'm definitely a guy who can*
* turn even a stumble into profit!*
**[08:34] Masamune**
* This is the super difficult question Adagaki*
* Aki posed to me that I couldn't answer.*
**[08:39] (Flashback) Aki**
What is there to like about me?
**[08:42] Masamune**
* I'll immediately shoot down any superficial*
* answers like "your face" or "everything!"*
**[08:46] Masamune**
*And of course, since you don't know me,*
**[08:50] Masamune**
* you can't give a real answer*
* about my character.*
**[08:53] Masamune**
* It's the best question to ask, since either*
* answer allows me to easily shoot her down!*
**[08:57] Masamune**
*So, how are you going to answer?*
**[09:02] Neko**
I like how you're so modest that you
don't even realize your own charms.
**[09:10] Masamune**
*White...*
**[09:13] Masamune**
*Whitening!*
**[09:25] Masamune**
I-I see.
**[09:28] Neko**
You should be a little more confident,
**[09:33] Neko**
because you're a very lovely
person, Masamune-sama.
**[09:45] Masamune**
*That woman is a tougher than I thought.*
**[09:49] Masamune**
* I get it! I think what I'm lacking is the*
* ability to be unreasonably audacious.*
**[09:57] Masamune**
Oh, my pants are almost dry.
**[10:05] Yoshino**
* That commando girl is definitely dangerous.*
* I need to cut her down from the roots.*
**[10:23] Yoshino**
*Where is she going off to on her own?*
**[10:26] Yoshino**
*This is...*
**[10:29] Yoshino**
*What's that woman thinking?*
**[10:42] Shidou**
Did you need something from Neko-sama?
**[10:48] Yoshino**
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[10:51] Neko**
Shidou. She's an acquaintance of mine.
**[10:55] Neko**
Koiwai Yoshino-san.
**[10:59] Neko**
You work as Adagaki-sama's
attendant, don't you?
**[11:07] Yoshino**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know.
**[11:11] Neko**
You can stop with the charade.
**[11:15] Neko**
I know it's your job, but it must be difficult.
**[11:20] Yoshino**
Why are you so concerned
with Makabe Masamune?
**[11:23] Neko**
Because he saved me in the past.
**[11:26] Yoshino**
* You're lying. I heard*
* everything from Pig's Foot.*
**[11:36] Kinue**
May I help you two?
**[11:40] Masamune**
The way I'm so modest that I don't
even realize my own charms, huh...
**[11:44] Masamune**
I'll use that line the next
time I see Adagaki Aki.
**[11:47] Masamune**
But if I keep admiring her like this,
I'm going to keep falling for her.
**[11:54] Masamune**
I'm home.
**[11:54] Kinue**
Right. First, pick up the shrimp...
**[11:56] Neko**
Like this?
**[11:56] Masamune**
What's all the ruckus?
**[11:57] Neko**
Yes, that's right!
**[11:58] Kinue**
Yes, keep that up.
**[12:00] Kinue**
Very good! Next, we have the eggs.
**[12:05] Kinue**
Oh, Maa-kun. Welcome home.
**[12:09] Neko**
Welcome home, Masamune-sama.
**[12:13] Masamune**
What the hell are you two doing here?!
**[12:15] Neko**
I tried making fried shrimp
for the first time in my life.
**[12:18] Neko**
I hope it's to your liking.
**[12:23] Masamune**
O-Oh... I get it.
**[12:24] Masamune**
This isn't my house.
**[12:26] Kinue**
It's almost ready, so nibble on
some cookies while you wait.
**[12:27] Masamune**
*But the loli hag is here...*
**[12:30] Masamune**
Wait! This *is* my house!
**[12:33] Masamune**
M-Master!
**[12:40] Yoshino**
My hands are all sticky.
**[12:42] Masamune**
That doesn't matter right now!
What the heck is going on?
**[12:48] (Flashback) Kinue**
May I help you two?
**[12:55] (Flashback) Kinue**
Those uniforms! You must
go to Maa-kun's school.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Kinue**
Were you looking for Maa-kun?
Are you Maa-kun's fans?
**[13:02] (Flashback) Kinue**
Maa-kun is so popular!
**[13:05] (Flashback) Kinue**
Maa-kun isn't home yet. Come on in.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Kinue**
I was planning to make fried shrimp tonight.
**[13:10] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Er, no, I'm okay.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Kinue**
E-B-I! Otherwise known as shrimp!
**[13:14] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Shrimp!
**[13:15] (Flashback) Kinue**
You, too! Repeat after me!
**[13:19] (Flashback) Shidou**
No, I'm afraid I have work to do.
**[13:22] Masamune**
I-I'm so sorry that my
mom can't take a hint.
**[13:25] Yoshino**
It was super awkward.
**[13:27] Masamune**
Anyway, I need you guys to leave,
**[13:31] Masamune**
before you see anything dangerous.
**[13:37] Masamune**
Was there anything else?
**[13:39] Yoshino**
By "dangerous," do you mean everything here?
**[13:43] Masamune**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[13:45] Yoshino**
This room that makes it
obvious that you have
**[13:47] Yoshino**
nothing but weight training on your mind.
**[13:49] Masamune**
S-Stop looking around so much!
**[13:51] Masamune**
And call it the "gym machine of perfection"!
**[13:54] Masamune**
Listen up. You can't lose a single day
on the road to becoming a hot guy.
**[13:57] Masamune**
If you let the smallest fat go, it'll
become an even bigger visceral fat.
**[14:01] Masamune**
A single drop of oil is the
beginning of a huge fatty.
**[14:04] Neko**
My, what a lovely room.
**[14:10] Neko**
This is all rather ideal for rehabilitation.
**[14:18] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[14:22] Neko**
It's embarrassing to do that here.
**[14:25] Masamune**
* I won't be fooled, no matter*
* what weird things you say!*
**[14:29] Masamune**
Did you need something?
**[14:32] Neko**
Oh, yes. The shrimp is ready.
Chinatsu-sama also just came home,
**[14:37] Neko**
so Kinue-sama is waiting for you.
***SIGN*** High in Calories
***SIGN*** High in Calories
***SIGN*** High in Calories
**[14:45] Masamune**
Such high calories again...
**[14:47] Chinatsu**
Man, I was so surprised.
**[14:49] Chinatsu**
I can't believe you actually have friends
willing to come over, Onii-chan.
**[14:53] Neko**
Oh, why is that?
**[14:56] Neko**
Masamune-sama is quite popular.
**[14:59] Chinatsu**
Well, Onii-chan's scared of
people finding out who—
**[15:03] Chinatsu**
Is this the stupid mouth
that's blabbing too much?!
**[15:06] Neko**
"Who"? You mean Masamune-sama?
**[15:09] Chinatsu**
Oh, yeah. I mean, he thinks
he's hot stuff now, but—
**[15:13] Masamune**
And that's enough idle chatter! Let's eat!
**[15:17] Chinatsu**
Why are you sitting here? There's no room.
**[15:20] Kinue**
Did everyone take a seat?
**[15:22] Kinue**
All right, let's eat.
**[15:27] Masamune**
*This breading is pretty much all fat.*
**[15:39] Kinue**
Jeez!
**[15:40] Kinue**
Maa-kun, Neko-chan! Don't do that!
**[15:42] Kinue**
You're supposed to enjoy your meals!
**[15:45] Both**
Enjoy?
**[15:47] Masamune**
But calories are a problem.
**[15:48] Neko**
Nutrients are important.
**[15:53] Chinatsu**
You two are so much alike.
**[15:57] Masamune**
Hey, I'm not gonna let that slide!
**[15:59] Chinatsu**
Why?
**[16:01] Masamune**
"Why," nothing! How are we alike at all?
**[16:02] Kinue**
Yoshino-chan, there's more if you'd like.
**[16:04] Yoshino**
Okay.
**[16:05] Chinatsu**
Hey, let's set off some fireworks after we eat.
**[16:08] Masamune**
Hey! Stop deciding for everyone else!
**[16:10] Masamune**
They're both really busy, you know.
**[16:12] Neko**
My! Fireworks! How lovely. I would love to!
**[16:16] Chinatsu**
What about you, Yoshino-san?
**[16:18] Yoshino**
Okay.
**[16:19] Chinatsu**
Yay!
**[16:20] Masamune**
*This little...*
**[16:25] Chinatsu**
It's fireworks time!
**[16:28] Masamune**
* Did you really have to*
* change into a yukata?*
**[16:37] Chinatsu**
Fireworks!
**[16:39] Masamune**
*You're gonna bother the neighbors.*
**[16:41] Chinatsu**
Fujinomiya-san, hurry! Come here!
**[16:44] Masamune**
* Well, good job taking her out*
* to the yard, my little sister.*
**[16:49] Masamune**
* It's safer than me being inside*
* this house with that woman.*
**[16:54] Yoshino**
Your little sister is pretty
different from you.
**[17:01] Masamune**
She's way too hyper.
**[17:04] Masamune**
Sorry to make you go through with all this.
**[17:07] Yoshino**
It's fine. I'm just not very fond of fireworks.
**[17:10] Masamune**
Huh? Why not?
**[17:12] Yoshino**
A long time ago,
**[17:13] Yoshino**
Aki-sama thought up an experiment
**[17:13] (Flashback) Aki**
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one...
**[17:16] Yoshino**
to find out how many rocket fireworks it
would take to fly someone to the moon,
**[17:20] Yoshino**
and I was the guinea pig...
**[17:23] Yoshino**
My vision went white and
I couldn't hear anymore.
**[17:27] Masamune**
Enough! That's enough, Master!
**[17:28] Masamune**
You don't have to say it!
**[17:30] Masamune**
*How sadistic can that Cruel Princess be?!*
**[17:35] Yoshino**
These snake fireworks are so calming.
**[17:37] Masamune**
*I think I'll just leave her be.*
**[17:41] Neko**
Chinatsu-sama, your obi is loose.
**[17:44] Chinatsu**
Huh?
**[17:47] Chinatsu**
Th-Thanks.
**[17:51] Masamune**
*What are you all red for?*
**[17:56] Masamune**
* A Chinese peony when she stands,*
* and a tree peony when she sits, was it?*
**[18:05] Chinatsu**
Thanks.
**[18:08] Neko**
Chinatsu-sama is very cute.
**[18:12] Masamune**
Is she? I don't think so.
**[18:15] Neko**
I've never experienced
such a delightful time.
**[18:18] Neko**
I'm not sure how I should be reacting.
**[18:22] Masamune**
Everyone's set off fireworks before.
**[18:28] Neko**
It's so beautiful.
**[18:32] Kinue**
Everyone, I sliced some watermelon.
**[18:34] Masamune**
More food?!
**[18:36] Chinatsu**
Watermelon!
**[18:38] Chinatsu**
Fujinomiya-san, Koiwai-san,
let's have a contest!
**[18:41] Neko**
A contest?
**[18:42] Yoshino**
For what?
**[18:43] Chinatsu**
To see who can spit the
seeds the farthest, duh!
**[18:45] Kinue**
I'm not going to lose.
**[18:47] Masamune**
*Are they all grade-schoolers?*
**[19:00] Masamune**
*If you weren't such a liar,*
**[19:04] Masamune**
* we might have been able to have*
* a different kind of relationship.*
**[19:16] Masamune**
* If I didn't have this vendetta*
* against Adagaki Aki,*
**[19:20] Masamune**
*would I have felt something else?*
**[19:29] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, are you done changing?
**[19:32] Masamune**
Your ride is here.
**[19:33] Neko**
I'll be right there.
**[19:46] Masamune**
* She's finally going home.*
* That was so nerve-wracking.*
**[19:49] Neko**
Masamune-sama.
**[19:51] Neko**
Won't you see me to my house?
**[19:54] Masamune**
Oh, come on. You have
someone waiting for you.
**[20:00] Neko**
Today was such a fun day.
I regret that it's over.
**[20:04] Masamune**
Well, that's nice.
**[20:06] Masamune**
*Please never come over again.*
**[20:08] Neko**
Farewell.
**[20:14] Masamune**
What about you, Master?
Want me to walk you home?
**[20:18] Yoshino**
I live at Aki-sama's place.
**[20:20] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[20:22] Masamune**
*I don't want her getting the wrong idea again.*
**[20:26] Masmune**
Then I'll just walk you to a main
road where you can get a taxi.
**[20:33] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[20:38] Yoshino**
Don't get caught up in her pace.
**[20:41] Masamune**
Wh-What are you talking about?
That's not happening.
**[20:44] Yoshino**
No matter what.
**[20:47] Chinatsu**
Man, that was so much fun!
**[20:49] Chinatsu**
I feel a little relieved now. I thought
Onii-chan would be alone forever.
**[20:54] Kinue**
Yeah.
**[20:57] Kinue**
To think we'd meet again here...
**[21:00] Kinue**
Fujinomiya-san.
**[21:03] Shidou**
I'm very sorry that I could
not accompany you, milady.
**[21:07] Neko**
It's quite all right. I was
able to produce some results.
**[21:12] Neko**
We're alike...
**[21:15] Neko**
She might be right.
**[22:53] Masamune**
It's the way you're so modest that you
don't even realize your own charms.
**[23:01] Masamune**
Huh?
**[23:03] Masamune**
I just told you how I feel.
**[23:07] Aki**
Did you think saying that would
stir the slightest feelings in me?
**[23:11] Aki**
Such a cheap line. I'm not
you, for crying out loud.
**[23:16] Aki**
Just so you know, I know exactly
what my potential is.
**[23:20] Aki**
And in your case, it's not that
you're too modest to realize it.
**[23:25] Aki**
It's just that you're a moron.
**[23:32] Masamune**
Master...
**[23:36] Yoshino**
You just stole her line? Are you stupid?
# E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVN4G23Y/the-tsunade-island-incident)
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**[00:01] Masamune**
All right!
**[00:07] Kojuurou**
We're all done, Makabe-kun!
**[00:09] Masamune**
Did you survive somehow, Kojuurou?
**[00:11] Kojuurou**
Yeah! It's finally summer vacation!
**[00:14] ---**
Do you have any plans?
**[00:15] Masamune**
Me? I'm...
**[00:21] Aki**
Hey, Makabe!
**[00:23] Masamune**
*Here it comes!*
***SIGN*** Super
***SIGN*** Exciting
***SIGN*** Marine Beach
***SIGN*** Okinawa
**[00:26] Aki**
What in the world are you thinking?
**[00:27] Aki**
Don't use my desk as your personal trash can.
**[00:30] Masamune**
I'm surprised you figured out it was me.
**[00:32] Aki**
Anyone would know, considering
you wrote something like this.
***SIGN*** Please Contact Your M
**[00:35] Masamune**
* Yes... Summer vacation,*
* when we'll have no classes.*
**[00:38] Masamune**
* I can't worry about logic when we*
* won't have classes for forty days.*
**[00:44] Masamune**
*I'm going to go with the power play.*
**[00:47] Masamune**
*It's what I learned from Fujinomiya Neko.*
**[00:50] Aki**
Too bad for you...
**[00:53] Aki**
I already have plans to spend
my summer at our island villa.
**[00:59] Aki**
Shuri-kun...
**[01:01] Aki**
You're invited.
**[01:06] Masamune**
*What?!*
**[01:09] Kojuurou**
M-Me?
**[01:11] Aki**
Aren't you excited, Shuri-kun?
**[01:13] Masamune**
* She's doing this to spite me.*
* To spite me personally!*
**[01:17] Kojuurou**
I-I...
**[01:19] Kojuurou**
I don't wanna go unless Makabe-kun's with me!
**[01:22] Masamune**
*Nice, Kojuurou.*
**[01:24] Masamune**
That's right, Adagaki-san.
**[01:26] Masamune**
Kojuurou-kyun and I are one and the same.
**[01:29] Masamune**
If you're taking Kojuurou,
you can expect me there, as well.
**[01:33] Aki**
Wha—
**[01:35] Neko**
If Masamune-sama is going,
I will also accompany him.
**[01:38] Tae**
What? That sounds so nice! The beach?
**[01:42] Tae**
I want to swim until I puke!
**[01:44] Tae**
I'm so jealous!
**[01:46] Masamune**
Now, what will you do, Adagaki-san?
**[01:49] Masamune**
Will you take care of all of us,
**[01:51] Masamune**
or spend your time on a
private beach all alone?
**[01:55] Masamune**
Those are your choices.
**[02:00] Aki**
All...
**[02:01] Aki**
All right, fine!
**[02:06] Masamune**
*And so,*
**[02:09] Masamune**
* we're heading toward an isolated*
* island called Tsunade Island.*
***SIGN*** #7 "The Tsunade Island Incident"
**[03:44] Masamune**
*Yes!*
**[03:45] Masamune**
*Time to raise the sails!*
**[03:47] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[03:50] Masamune**
Where's the Cruel Princess?
**[03:51] Yoshino**
She's still eating.
**[03:54] Yoshino**
Putting Aki-sama aside,
**[03:57] Yoshino**
I've been researching Fujinomiya Neko.
**[04:01] Yoshino**
I can't find a weakness.
**[04:02] Yoshino**
I can't figure out why
she's so obsessed with you.
**[04:07] Masamune**
So logically...
**[04:09] Neko**
There's a boat over there, too.
**[04:13] Masamune**
Well, don't worry, Master.
**[04:15] ---**
No matter what happens, my only goal
is to get revenge against Adagaki Aki.
**[04:21] Masamune**
A Fujinomiya Neko or two coming at
me with all she's got is no problem.
**[04:26] Yoshino**
This is not the time to sound so carefree.
**[04:28] Masamune**
*Wait, is she angry at me?*
**[04:33] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot...
**[04:34] Yoshino**
If you don't do something
about Aki-sama on this trip,
**[04:38] Yoshino**
I will tell Aki-sama
**[04:40] Yoshino**
everything that's happened thus far.
**[04:51] Yuisaki**
Wait, what?
**[04:52] Yuisaki**
What do you mean, I wasn't anything serious?
**[04:55] Yuisaki**
Are you saying that didn't mean we
were going out? And that's why...
**[04:58] Yuisaki**
Hey, wait! Hear me out, Kenji! Ken—
**[05:08] Yuisaki**
Ugh! That selfish bastard!
**[05:11] ---**
What is it? What's wrong with me?
**[05:13] Yuisaki**
That I have a face of a mistress?
That I'm a different woman when drunk?
**[05:15] Yuisaki**
That I sing death metal at karaoke?!
**[05:17] Maid**
Yuisaki-san, the young lady has arrived.
**[05:22] Yuisaki**
Right. I'll be right there.
**[05:31] Tae**
So gorgeous!
**[05:32] Kojuurou**
This is what a villa looks like?
**[05:34] Tae**
To be able to stay somewhere
like this is amazing!
**[05:37] Masamune**
*True, it's much fancier than I—*
**[05:40] ---**
*No, no. There's no time to be in awe.*
**[05:44] Masamune**
*Is she serious about telling her everything?*
**[05:46] Masamune**
*That's so not fair.*
**[05:50] Aki**
Yuisaki-san should have arrived before us.
**[05:53] Tae**
Yuisaki-san?
**[05:55] Aki**
My father's secretary.
**[05:56] Aki**
Since Yoshino's father was busy,
she came along as a chaperone.
**[06:02] Yuisaki**
Watching over the young lady of the
house is part of the secretary's job.
**[06:05] Yuisaki**
My sweet, adorable Aki-sama...
**[06:08] Yuisaki**
You're the only one who
can comfort me right now.
**[06:13] Yuisaki**
Open the doors.
**[06:17] Yuisaki**
You've had a long journey.
**[06:19] Yuisaki**
We've been waiting for you, Aki-sama.
**[06:22] Kojuurou**
Wow, she's really pretty!
**[06:24] Tae**
She looks like an actress!
**[06:25] Aki**
We'll be in your care, Yuisaki-san.
**[06:28] Yuisaki**
It's no trouble at all.
**[06:31] Yuisaki**
I heard that you were
bringing a lot of friends...
**[06:35] Yuisaki**
And a boy, too?!
**[06:37] Yuisaki**
M-Milady, what's the meaning of this?
**[06:40] Kojuurou**
I'm a boy, too.
**[06:44] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I will tell Aki-sama everything.
**[06:46] Masamune**
* I can't be worried about*
* appearances any longer.*
**[06:49] Masamune**
* If I don't make Adagaki*
* fall for me here, I'll...*
**[06:50] Aki**
W-Well, um...
**[06:55] Masamune**
* She's a Cruel Princess who*
* bears her fangs at men,*
**[06:57] Yuisaki**
Who is that, milady?
**[06:57] ---**
* but she likes to look good*
* in front of other women.*
**[07:00] Aki**
Well, um, uh...
**[07:02] Masamune**
* This is a super risky move,*
* but I have to go out on a limb here.*
**[07:06] Masamune**
Yes!
**[07:07] Masamune**
I am dating Adagaki-san!
**[07:13] Masamune**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[07:18] Masamune**
That hurt!
**[07:20] Aki**
You're the one saying things
that prove your brain's fried!
**[07:23] Masamune**
So what?! It's not that big a deal!
**[07:24] Aki**
Yes, it is! It's a huge deal!
**[07:27] Yuisaki**
Of course...
**[07:30] Yuisaki**
If you were still going on
about how much you hate men,
**[07:33] Yuisaki**
I would have been worried.
**[07:36] Aki**
Y-You think so?
**[07:39] Yuisaki**
Of course! It's one thing if you're
still in grade school or middle school,
**[07:42] Yuisaki**
but if you were still saying
you hated men in high school,
**[07:46] Yuisaki**
if you'll pardon my saying so,
it'd just be embarrassing.
**[07:49] Yuisaki**
But I'm relieved.
**[07:51] ---**
You have such a lovely boyfriend.
**[07:54] Yuisaki**
Goodness, you should have told me!
**[07:57] Aki**
R-Right...
**[07:59] Yuisaki**
This should help with the lack of
development in your breasts, as well.
**[08:05] Aki**
I... I just thought it wasn't
anything worth mentioning!
**[08:10] Yuisaki**
Oh, come now. It's hard to find
a boyfriend this handsome.
**[08:14] Aki**
He's nothing special!
**[08:16] Aki**
Come on, Makabe!
**[08:17] Masamune**
Huh?
**[08:18] Aki**
You wanted to go swimming, didn't you?
**[08:22] Yuisaki**
*That brat...*
**[08:25] Masamune**
Thank goodness you're so
concerned about appearances.
**[08:28] Aki**
And whose fault do you think this is?!
**[08:31] Masamune**
You chose this yourself, Adagaki-san.
**[08:36] Masamune**
* Even though Adagaki Aki's the Cruel Princess*
* who gives guys horrible nicknames,*
**[08:41] Masamune**
* she chooses to maintain appearances*
* in front of other girls.*
**[08:46] Masamune**
*That was a really risky wager,*
**[08:48] ---**
*but I read the situation correctly.*
**[08:51] Masamune**
* Thank goodness the hot secretary*
* lady wasn't harsh, either.*
**[08:54] Aki**
Well, if you hadn't said something so crazy...
**[08:57] Masamune**
Ah, Yuisaki-san.
**[09:08] Aki**
Listen well, Makabe. This is just
for while we're on this island.
**[09:11] Masamune**
Huh?
**[09:12] Aki**
This is just an act,
**[09:13] ---**
and you know what'll happen
if you take it too far!
**[09:16] Masamune**
Okay, got it! No problem.
**[09:21] Masamune**
* Of course, I'm not going to*
* let it end as just an act.*
**[09:27] Masamune**
* Behold! My perfect body*
* glimmering in the sunlight!*
**[09:33] Tae**
It's the ocean!
**[09:34] Tae**
Charge!
**[09:36] Masamune**
*Huh?*
**[09:38] Tae**
This feels so good!
**[09:38] Kojuurou**
She's so energetic.
**[09:40] Tae**
The water's amazing! Come on, everyone!
**[09:40] Neko**
She might have been a dolphin or
a female diver in her past life.
**[09:44] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun, you look as cool as ever.
**[09:47] Masamune**
I'm happy for you, Kojuurou.
**[09:50] Masamune**
You didn't have to wear one of the
swimsuits the class rep picked out.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Kojuurou**
No!
**[09:53] Kojuurou**
Of course not! I'm a boy!
**[09:55] ---**
Of course I'm going to wear a boy's!
**[09:58] Masamune**
So why are you wearing a T-shirt?
**[10:00] Kojuurou**
It's so I don't get sunburned.
**[10:02] ---**
Isn't it cool? Rawr!
**[10:04] Masamune**
Oh, I see...
**[10:06] Neko**
You can never be too careful.
**[10:09] Neko**
UV rays are an enemy to your skin.
**[10:13] Neko**
Oh, yes, Masamune-sama...
**[10:16] Neko**
Would you mind going over there
**[10:18] Neko**
and helping me reapply my sunblock?
**[10:22] Masamune**
*E-Eek! A girl's body!*
**[10:24] Masamune**
* No, wait! If that Yuisaki-san*
* happens to see this,*
**[10:29] Masamune**
* the chance I finally earned*
* from the "we're dating" plan*
**[10:33] ---**
*will go to waste!*
**[10:34] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, I, um... Uh...
**[10:42] Neko**
Oh, my.
**[10:44] Aki**
Why don't you go pull your
cheap tricks somewhere else?
**[10:47] Aki**
You heard Makabe. He's dating me.
**[10:51] ---**
Stop trying to interfere.
**[10:53] Masamune**
* Wh-Whoa! To think she'd be*
* the one to jump on this...*
**[10:59] Neko**
You don't seem nearly as upset
as I'd expect, Aki-sama.
**[11:02] Aki**
I'm saying this for your sake.
**[11:05] Aki**
I'm sorry to drag you into this,
**[11:07] ---**
but if Yuisaki-san saw this,
she'd get the wrong idea.
**[11:10] Aki**
Makabe would be the indecisive playboy,
**[11:13] ---**
and you'd be the one getting played.
**[11:15] Aki**
I'm sure that wouldn't look good
for the Fujinomiya family, either.
**[11:21] Neko**
Very well.
**[11:23] Neko**
I will withdraw for the time being,
since you're being so calm about this.
**[11:28] Aki**
I'm glad you comprehend things so quickly.
**[11:33] Masamune**
Huh? Where are we going?
**[11:36] Aki**
Somewhere quiet. Come with me.
**[11:39] Aki**
You're my boyfriend, aren't you?
**[11:42] Masamune**
*H-Hey, hey... Where is this going?*
**[11:56] Masamune**
*We're completely alone now.*
**[12:03] Aki**
Makabe...
**[12:07] Aki**
Bring me some carbs.
It doesn't matter what kind.
**[12:12] Masamune**
What?!
**[12:13] Aki**
Brr, it's freezing.
**[12:15] ---**
Go on, hurry it up.
**[12:17] Aki**
If you ask Yuisaki-san,
she'll prepare something for you.
**[12:20] Masamune**
U-Um...
**[12:21] Aki**
What?
**[12:22] Masamune**
Wh-What happened to acting like we're dating?
**[12:24] Aki**
No one will see us here.
**[12:28] Aki**
There's not a single micron's worth
of a point to continue this act
**[12:31] ---**
where no one can see us.
**[12:33] Aki**
Are you stupid?
**[12:34] Masamune**
*You damn bitch...*
**[12:39] Aki**
Well, if you want to continue, that's fine,
**[12:42] ---**
but I still want the same thing.
**[12:45] Aki**
Hurry and bring me my meal.
**[12:48] Aki**
Do your best, darling.
**[12:51] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Please be patient, honey.
**[12:55] Aki**
If you walk, I'm divorcing you.
**[12:59] Masamune**
*Damn it all...*
**[13:00] Masamune**
* Whether she's in the gym storage room or*
* at the beach, that sadist never changes.*
**[13:04] Masamune**
*Anyway, I can't let things go on like this.*
**[13:06] ---**
* I need something that'll push*
* this one step further.*
**[13:11] Masamune**
Um, excuse me.
**[13:13] Yuisaki**
Oh, Makabe-kun.
**[13:16] Yuisaki**
I see that Aki-sama hasn't changed.
**[13:18] Masamune**
I'm very sorry about that.
**[13:20] Yuisaki**
You must be a very kind boyfriend,
to do this for your girlfriend.
**[13:26] Masamune**
No, this much is normal.
**[13:30] Masamune**
Um, may I ask you a question?
**[13:33] Yuisaki**
Yes?
**[13:34] Masamune**
Are there any fun locations on this island?
**[13:37] Yuisaki**
Well... There's a club, a live music venue,
**[13:42] ---**
and since you're a guy, there's a cabaret club.
**[13:44] Masamune**
Er, I mean something that high-schoolers
on summer break can enjoy.
**[13:48] Yuisaki**
Oh, I see.
**[13:50] Yuisaki**
Well...
**[13:52] Yuisaki**
How about a test of courage?
**[13:56] Masamune**
A test of courage?
**[13:58] Masamune**
*Adagaki Aki...*
**[13:59] Masamune**
* If I recall correctly, she doesn't*
* handle scary things well.*
**[14:02] Masamune**
* If I come to save her after her knees*
* give out and she's unable to move...*
**[14:07] Yuisaki**
I guess that might be too childish.
**[14:09] Masamune**
No, that's great!
**[14:11] Masamune**
Everyone likes those!
Is there a particular place?
**[14:15] Yuisaki**
Yes. There's a perfect spot.
**[14:19] Masamune**
Thank you.
**[14:21] Yuisaki**
*I won't tell you to blow up, you normie.*
**[14:24] ---**
*You're free to love who you want, after all.*
**[14:27] Yuisaki**
*But, but...*
**[14:29] Yuisaki**
*But, but...*
**[14:31] Yuisaki**
It's a hundred years too early
for a little brat like you!
**[14:35] Yuisaki**
I'm going to send you straight to Hell!
**[14:42] Yuisaki**
* It was the year that I was hired as*
* the secretary for the Adagaki family.*
**[14:46] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
Yeah, we met at the concert, remember?
**[14:50] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
Huh? What do you mean you
were just playing around?!
**[14:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
What are you talking about?!
**[14:54] Yuisaki**
*Wait, Midori! You're at work!*
**[14:58] Yuisaki**
*Crap, someone's here?*
**[15:08] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
M-Milady? Why are you crying?
**[15:12] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
Oh, where's that rather round
boy you were playing with?
**[15:18] (Flashback) Aki**
He's gone!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Aki**
He's gone already.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Aki**
I don't need anyone like him!
**[15:31] Yuisaki**
*So she chose pride over being coddled.*
**[15:34] ---**
*What a cute little girl.*
**[15:37] Yuisaki**
*Ever since then,*
**[15:39] ---**
* the little lady was supposed to continue*
* her destructive path of hating men.*
**[15:39] (Flashback) guyABC**
Adagaki-san!
**[15:40] (Flashback) guyA**
Please...
**[15:41] (Flashback) guyB**
Please...
**[15:42] (Flashback) guyC**
Go out with me!
**[15:47] Yuisaki**
*Nice! Despite her elegant face,*
**[15:50] ---**
* she's a hellish princess who*
* tramples over the males.*
**[15:52] Yuisaki**
*Gives me the chills!*
**[15:54] Yuisaki**
*She could probably turn completely dark,*
**[15:56] ---**
* take her negative, man-hating aura,*
* and conquer the world with it.*
**[16:01] Yuisaki**
*And yet...*
**[16:03] Yuisaki**
*Where the hell did he come from?*
**[16:05] Yuisaki**
* That little pissant with*
* such a refreshing face?*
**[16:19] Tae**
* Well, this definitely has me*
* trembling with excitement.*
**[16:23] Aki**
Why do you seem so happy?
**[16:26] Tae**
Did you say something?
**[16:28] Aki**
I said good for you.
**[16:30] Tae**
Yeah, really!
**[16:33] Masamune**
Now!
**[16:35] Masamune**
Let's decide what order we're going in.
**[16:38] Masamune**
Who's first?
**[16:41] Masamune**
Second?
**[16:41] Kojuurou**
I-It's me.
**[16:43] Masamune**
Third?
**[16:44] Tae**
Me!
**[16:44] Masamune**
Fourth?
**[16:47] Masamune**
And I'm fifth.
**[16:48] Neko**
It appears that I'm sixth and last.
**[16:52] Masamune**
All right, let's get things rolling. Koiwai-san!
**[16:55] Tae**
Good luck!
**[16:57] Masamune**
*You gave me a great suggestion, Yuisaki-san.*
**[17:01] Masamune**
*This is the absolutely perfect stage.*
**[17:03] Tae**
I'm next!
**[17:05] Masamune**
* Allow me to explain. The starting*
* order was definitely rigged.*
**[17:09] Masamune**
* And once the Cruel Princess*
* is too scared to move,*
**[17:12] Masamune**
* I will come swooping in to*
* save her from her distress.*
**[17:19] (Flashback) Masamune**
Let's go to the exit together, Adagaki-san.
**[17:23] (Flashback) Aki**
M-Makabe... You'll forgive me?
**[17:28] (Flashback) Masamune**
Well, I am your boyfriend.
**[17:31] (Flashback) ---**
I know it's a bit late, but...
**[17:34] (Flashback) Aki**
No, not just now... Be my boyfriend forever.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Aki**
You're so reliable, darling.
**[17:40] Masamune**
*Awesome, awesome. Nice!*
**[17:41] Aki**
Huh? It went out?! It won't turn on!
**[17:44] Aki**
What is this? Why isn't it working?
**[17:44] Masamune**
* Are you prepared to be scared*
* out of your wits, Adagaki Aki?*
**[17:53] Tae**
Is it this way?
**[17:54] Yuisaki**
*You're none of my concern, brat.*
**[17:56] Tae**
I'll go this way.
**[17:59] Yuisaki**
*My only target is Makabe Masamune!*
**[18:02] Yuisaki**
* I'm going to turn that hottie mask*
* of yours into a frightened mess!*
**[18:06] Yuisaki**
* Even Aki-sama will be able*
* to get out of this dungeon.*
**[18:08] Yuisaki**
* And you, her boyfriend, will be so*
* frightened that your knees give out.*
**[18:11] Yuisaki**
* There is nothing more embarrassing!*
* The love between you will disappear!*
**[18:14] Yuiski**
*Nothing will bring me more joy!*
**[18:17] Yuisaki**
*Is Aki-sama next? Fear not.*
**[18:36] Yuisaki**
No!
**[18:43] Aki**
Seriously, what's wrong with this thing?
**[18:51] Both**
No!
**[18:53] Masamune**
*Here it comes!*
**[18:56] Masamune**
Are you all right, Adagaki-san?
**[18:58] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:02] Masamune**
Who the hell are you?
**[19:05] Yuisaki**
Everyone, run!
**[19:07] Masamune**
*Yuisaki-san?*
**[19:11] Yuisaki**
No!
**[19:19] Yuisaki**
* This is a dream... This is a dream...*
* This is a dream... This is a dream!*
**[19:21] Yuisaki**
* An incident where everyone gets murdered*
* on a desert island! A lustful serial killer!*
**[19:24] Yuisaki**
* The names of the dead*
* include Yuisaki Midori!*
**[19:27] Yuisaki**
* No! I don't want everyone*
* to find out how old I am!*
**[19:33] Neko**
Yuisaki-sama? What are you doing here?
**[19:38] Neko**
Oh, dear...
**[19:40] Neko**
It appears as though it's going to rain.
**[19:42] Yuisaki**
N-No!
**[19:46] Yuisaki**
*This is a nightmare!*
**[19:56] Masamune**
Oh, are you awake?
**[20:00] Masamune**
You shouldn't move.
**[20:02] ---**
You hit your head, so you should stay still.
**[20:06] Yuisaki**
I'm so sorry, I...
**[20:10] Masamune**
You really startled me.
**[20:12] ---**
I asked Koiwai-san to help
me scare people a bit,
**[20:16] Masamune**
but I didn't think you were going
to participate too, Yuisaki-san.
**[20:21] Yuisaki**
*So that's how it is.*
**[20:23] Masamune**
But you must be a very
reliable person, Yuisaki-san.
**[20:28] ---**
I need to take after you.
**[20:31] Yuisaki**
That's not true.
**[20:33] ---**
You seem to be a boyfriend
who cares for his girlfriend.
**[20:35] Masamune**
That's not true.
**[20:37] Yuisaki**
Huh?
**[20:38] Masamune**
Actually, it's a lie that
I'm going out with Adagaki-san.
**[20:42] Masamune**
I came up with this test of courage
because I wanted to show off to her.
**[20:47] Masamune**
And I ended up getting you
involved, too, so I'm sorry.
**[20:51] Yuisaki**
*He's a good kid.*
**[20:53] ---**
* And yet I went this far*
* because I was so prejudiced.*
**[21:00] Aki**
You're late, Makabe!
**[21:02] Aki**
If you drop Yuisaki-san,
I'll never forgive you!
**[21:05] Yuisaki**
*Milady...*
**[21:08] Aki**
B-But I'll say thank you, at least.
**[21:13] Masamune**
Yuisaki-san, please don't tell
Adagaki-san what I said...
**[21:18] Yuisaki**
What are you talking about?
**[21:19] Masamune**
Huh?
**[21:20] Yuisaki**
I didn't hear anything.
**[21:27] Masamune**
*I ended up not getting any results.*
**[21:31] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[21:32] Masamune**
Yes, I'm sorry!
**[21:34] Yoshino**
You don't have to be so on edge.
**[21:37] Masamune**
Huh?
**[21:38] Yoshino**
I'm telling you that your plan wasn't so bad.
**[21:42] Yoshino**
Aki-sama cares about appearances,
**[21:45] ---**
but she refuses to do things
she truly doesn't like.
**[21:48] Yoshino**
Doing that in front of Commando
was probably a good thing.
**[21:54] Yoshino**
So I won't tell Aki-sama.
**[21:56] Masamune**
I-I see.
**[21:58] Yoshino**
Don't let your guard down, Pig's Foot.
**[22:01] Yoshino**
I have no intention of helping out
a Pig's Foot who's not motivated.
**[22:05] Masamune**
M-Master!
# E8 - It's Not You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6093WD96/its-not-you)
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***SIGN*** #8 "It's Not You"
**[01:30] Masamune**
95, 96, 97...
**[01:35] Masamune**
98, 99, 100.
**[01:47] Masamune**
* All right. Every fiber of muscle,*
* from my transverse abdominal muscles*
**[01:51] ---**
*to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free.*
**[01:55] Masamune**
That must be Master.
**[02:00] Masamune**
*Wh-Wh-What's going on?*
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
**[02:02] Masamune**
*Adagaki...* That *Adagaki Aki is calling me?*
**[02:06] Masamune**
* I never even fathomed that*
* something like this would happen.*
**[02:10] Masamune**
*Talk about a bolt from the blue!*
**[02:11] Masamune**
* Like pulling a muscle right*
* at the starting line!*
**[02:14] Masamune**
*Should I at least answer it?*
**[02:16] Masamune**
*Wait, but this might be some kind of trap.*
**[02:19] Masamune**
* A way to build me up,*
* only to push me down into Hell!*
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
**[02:26] Masamune**
*I'm just going to go for it!*
**[02:29] Masamune**
Hello?
**[02:30] Aki**
*Answer faster!*
**[02:34] Yoshino**
Luggage from the island trip?
**[02:36] Masamune**
Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags.
**[02:41] Masamune**
And she wants to give it
to me in person tomorrow.
**[02:45] Masamune**
Surprising, isn't it?
**[02:47] ---**
That Adagaki would say something like that.
**[02:50] Masamune**
Just like you said, maybe the
plan on the island went well.
**[02:54] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, you should think
about this more carefully.
**[02:57] Masamune**
Huh?
**[02:58] Yoshino**
This is definitely a huge step,
**[03:00] Yoshino**
but if you make even one mistake,
we don't know what will happen.
**[03:07] Masamune**
Man... Master could have
been a bit happier for me.
**[03:15] Masamune**
Well, I guess I'll do my homework.
**[03:22] Masamune**
Huh?
**[03:24] Masamune**
What? Huh?
**[03:26] ---**
What's going on?!
**[03:28] Masamune**
The picture's gone!
**[03:35] Masamune**
Back then...
**[03:45] Masamune**
That woman...
**[03:49] Masamune**
Hey, thanks.
**[03:52] Aki**
How careless can you be,
to leave your things at my villa?
**[03:56] Masamune**
R-Right... I'm glad you came
to return it to me in person.
**[04:00] Aki**
I would've preferred to send it
to you. But Yuisaki-san said...
**[04:04] Masamune**
Huh?
**[04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki**
What? You're going out, but you're
going to have it delivered to him?
**[04:09] Aki**
She started making strange inquiries.
**[04:12] Masamune**
*Props to the hot secretary!*
**[04:13] Aki**
What?
**[04:14] Masamune**
Oh, no, it's nothing.
**[04:18] Aki**
Listen well, Makabe.
**[04:19] Aki**
If you continue to act overly
familiar with me, you'll be sorry.
**[04:26] Masamune**
*That face...*
**[04:29] Masamune**
*It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago.*
**[04:40] Masamune**
*Come to think of it,*
**[04:42] ---**
* the one who stole that picture*
* was probably Fujinomiya Neko.*
**[04:45] Masamune**
* I can only imagine that*
* she swiped it back then.*
**[04:49] Masamune**
* She should be able to tell right away that*
* the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki.*
**[04:54] Masamune**
* She might even be able to tell that the*
* boy is the Pig's Foot version of me.*
**[04:57] Aki**
By the way, Makabe, have
you heard from Futaba-san?
**[05:01] Aki**
She asked if we'd all like to
go to the pool tomorrow.
**[05:05] Aki**
We just got back from the villa.
**[05:08] ---**
I think it's way too soon.
**[05:11] Masamune**
Yeah...
**[05:13] Masamune**
*I don't get it.*
**[05:14] Masamune**
* Why would she just take*
* it and not say anything?*
**[05:18] Masamune**
* You'd think anyone would have*
* some questions about it.*
**[05:21] Aki**
Makabe.
**[05:22] Masamune**
*Doesn't it bug her?*
**[05:23] Aki**
Makabe, are you listening?
**[05:25] Masamune**
*Why would she even take it, then?*
**[05:27] Aki**
Makabe!
**[05:35] Masamune**
Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san?
**[05:38] Aki**
If it's such a bother to talk to me,
**[05:40] ---**
I'd be more than happy
to leave, as you wish.
**[05:43] Masamune**
No, I'm sorry, I...
**[05:45] Aki**
Good day!
**[05:49] Clerk**
Thank you very much.
**[05:52] Girl**
Mommy, did that guy just get dumped?
**[05:56] Mom**
Shh!
**[06:04] Masamune**
*After all she just ate... That little...*
**[06:09] Masamune**
*What am I doing?*
**[06:11] ---**
* This is exactly what*
* Master was talking about.*
**[06:20] Masamune**
* Leaving things how they are right*
* now is probably not a good idea.*
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko
**[06:39] Masamune**
Hello?
**[06:40] Neko**
*Oh, is this Masamune-sama?*
**[06:43] Neko**
*This is Neko. Do you have a moment?*
**[06:47] Masamune**
Y-Yeah. What's up?
**[06:49] Neko**
* Yes, well, Futaba-san had*
* invited me to go to the pool,*
**[06:54] ---**
* but I was wondering if you were*
* going as well, Masamune-sama.*
**[06:57] Masamune**
I see.
**[06:58] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:01] Masamune**
*Actually, what are you doing right now?*
**[07:05] Neko**
Right now, I'm currently alone in my room.
**[07:09] Masamune**
Do you think we could meet up right now?
**[07:12] Neko**
*What?*
**[07:13] Masamune**
No, not in a weird way or anything...
**[07:15] Neko**
*I would be happy to! Then...*
**[07:31] Neko**
Welcome, Masamune-sama.
**[07:33] Masamune**
Th-Thanks...
**[07:35] Neko**
Please, come in.
**[07:37] ---**
I regret that I don't have much to offer.
**[07:40] Masamune**
*My first time being inside a girl's house...*
**[07:43] ---**
* No, if I include Adagaki Aki's*
* house, this would be the second.*
**[07:47] Masamune**
*But that doesn't count!*
**[07:49] Masamune**
* So this is what they call*
* going to a girl's place!*
**[07:52] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[07:55] Masamune**
*Nothing ventured, nothing gained!*
**[07:57] Masamune**
* If I want to find out the*
* truth about the photo,*
**[07:59] ---**
* I have to become the moth that*
* dives directly into the flame!*
**[08:02] Masamune**
*Go, Masamune! Be a man!*
**[08:07] Masamune**
Pardon the intrusion.
**[08:16] Neko**
I'll put on some tea.
**[08:22] Masamune**
This is quite an apartment.
**[08:24] ---**
Are you living with your attendant?
**[08:26] Neko**
Yes. This is a secondary residence that my
father and grandfather use for work.
**[08:30] Neko**
This was the only place they would allow.
**[08:33] Neko**
What brought you here so suddenly?
**[08:36] Neko**
I am very happy to see you, but...
**[08:38] Masamune**
*I forgot to think up a reason.*
**[08:42] Masamune**
Um...
**[08:43] ---**
Well, I just happened to be in the area...
**[08:47] Masamune**
* That's painful. That excuse*
* is insanely painful.*
**[08:52] Neko**
My, it must have been fate. How wonderful.
**[08:56] Masamune**
*Is she seriously happy? Seriously?*
**[09:00] Masamune**
* Ugh! The more I think about it,*
* the more I have no idea what's going on!*
**[09:05] Masamune**
Say, Fujinomiya-san,
**[09:07] ---**
I know this is sudden,
but can I use your bathroom?
**[09:10] Neko**
Yes. It's at the end of the hall.
**[09:13] Masamune**
Thanks.
**[09:18] Masamune**
* First, I need to determine*
* whether the picture is really here.*
**[09:25] Masamune**
* I need to find out exactly*
* who I'm dealing with.*
**[09:29] Masamune**
* I feel bad about going in*
* without permission, but...*
**[09:35] Masamune**
*Is this her room?*
**[09:41] Masamune**
* I can't be intimidated*
* by a girl's room forever!*
**[09:47] Masamune**
Ow... What the heck?
***SIGN*** Vitamin
**[09:54] Masamune**
* Yeah, no matter how I look*
* at it, this is Neko-sama's room.*
**[10:03] Masamune**
*It's a lot messier than I expected.*
**[10:06] Masamune**
*Romance stuff?*
**[10:11] Masamune**
*Is she into S&M?*
**[10:13] ---**
*Is she gonna tie me up?!*
**[10:22] Masamune**
* And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?*
* I don't get her at all anymore.*
**[10:26] Neko**
The tea's ready.
**[10:36] Neko**
Was the bathroom too hard to find?
**[10:40] Masamune**
N-No, not at all.
**[10:44] Neko**
Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"!
**[10:47] Neko**
Isn't it lovely?
**[10:49] ---**
After I spotted it in your room,
**[10:51] ---**
I became curious and had
Shidou purchase them.
**[10:54] Neko**
I've read volume three so many times!
**[10:57] Masamune**
*She just admitted to sneaking into my room.*
**[11:00] Neko**
That scene on the roof was just...
**[11:03] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question?
**[11:06] Neko**
Yes. What is it?
**[11:08] Masamune**
When you came to my house the other day,
**[11:11] ---**
did you take a photo from my room?
**[11:14] Neko**
So you've found me out.
**[11:17] Neko**
That is unfortunate.
**[11:18] Masamune**
What were you thinking? Why?
**[11:21] Neko**
I knew it was wrong...
**[11:24] Masamune**
*Where the hell were you hiding that thing?!*
**[11:30] Neko**
But it was such a cute picture,
I couldn't help myself.
**[11:32] Masamune**
C-Cute? You mean Adagaki?
**[11:36] Neko**
You must be joking.
**[11:40] Neko**
I mean you, Masamune-sama.
**[11:49] Masamune**
*I'm cute?*
**[11:52] Neko**
You were truly adorable. You look
like that fellow, Kintarou-san.
**[11:56] Masamune**
But I was fat.
**[11:58] Neko**
And what is wrong with that?
**[12:12] Masamune**
You actually think that?
**[12:16] Masamune**
*Crap. This isn't good.*
**[12:19] Masamune**
*That hit me harder than I thought.*
**[12:22] Masamune**
*I might actually cry.*
**[12:24] Neko**
Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama,
**[12:28] ---**
since you think so highly of her.
**[12:58] Masamune**
*So this is how soft a girl's lips are...*
**[13:11] Neko**
One's appearance is but a
single aspect of that person.
**[13:15] Neko**
One's health comes first.
**[13:20] Masamune**
If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble.
**[13:24] Neko**
She has work at the main house
today and will be away all day.
**[13:35] Masamune**
*None of this matters anymore.*
**[13:39] Masamune**
* If being a fatty or a hottie*
* just makes up a "single aspect,"*
**[13:43] ---**
*none of it matters.*
**[13:45] Masamune**
*My ambitions and revenge*
**[13:48] ---**
*don't matter.*
**[14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino**
I won't fall for you.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino**
You're just a Pig's Foot!
**[14:24] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[14:27] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, do you know how
to get home when your shoes
**[14:31] ---**
aren't in your shoe locker?
**[14:33] Neko**
Pardon?
**[14:34] Masamune**
Or have you ever experienced
having your gym clothes stolen?
**[14:39] Neko**
No, I haven't.
**[14:41] ---**
Why do you ask?
**[14:43] Masamune**
I've had both happen to me.
**[14:47] Masamune**
I'm sure you don't understand,
**[14:50] Masamune**
but I was fat and had a bad personality,
**[14:52] ---**
so a lot of people hated me.
**[14:56] Masamune**
The few that got close to
me only did so because
**[14:57] (Flashback) Classmate**
Come on.
**[15:00] ---**
I was rich and they were looking for handouts.
**[15:03] Masamune**
So I know that you're different
from those guys back then.
**[15:10] Masamune**
But...
**[15:11] Masamune**
You don't actually like me, either.
**[15:21] Masamune**
*Being this close, she can't hide*
**[15:24] ---**
* the mismatch between her*
* behavior and her fervor.*
**[15:28] Masamune**
You can call me unfair,
**[15:31] Masamune**
but I don't want to go any further with
someone who's not actually serious.
**[15:38] Masamune**
Sorry...
**[15:41] Masamune**
I'll be taking this back.
**[15:49] Neko**
You're going to choose Aki-sama.
**[15:52] Neko**
Is that what you mean?
**[15:56] Masamune**
That's...
**[15:59] ---**
That's my...
**[16:14] Masamune**
My stomach hurts.
**[16:29] (Flashback) Masamune**
That's my...
**[16:32] (Flashback) ---**
revenge.
**[16:39] Neko**
I wonder if this is
**[16:44] ---**
the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about.
**[16:54] Kojuurou**
Ah, Makabe-kun!
**[16:55] ---**
Over here!
**[16:56] Tae**
Where were you, Masamune-kun?
**[16:58] ---**
You're late!
**[17:07] Masamune**
Sorry.
**[17:08] Kojuurou**
Actually, did you lose
some weight, Makabe-kun?
**[17:11] Masamune**
No, I'm sure you're just imagining it.
**[17:13] Tae**
Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card.
**[17:20] Yoshino**
Aki-sama?
**[17:21] Aki**
I-It's nothing.
**[17:23] Kojuurou**
I guess the only one
missing is Fujinomiya-san.
**[17:28] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun?
**[17:29] Masamune**
N-No, it's nothing.
So you guys did invite her.
**[17:33] Kojuurou**
Of course! We were talking about going
with everyone who went to the island.
**[17:37] Masamune**
*This is awkward.*
**[17:38] Masamune**
*Maybe I should have canceled.*
**[17:41] ---**
*How am I even supposed to face her now?*
**[17:43] Kojuurou**
But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late.
**[17:46] ---**
She's not the type to be late.
**[17:48] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san's not coming.
**[17:50] Masamune**
Huh?
**[17:51] Tae**
She sent me an email this morning
saying she was canceling
**[17:53] ---**
because she wasn't feeling well.
**[17:55] Kojuurou**
I see. That's too bad.
**[17:57] Tae**
So we might as well get going.
**[18:02] Masamune**
*It's probably my fault, isn't it?*
**[18:43] Masamune**
Sorry about that.
**[18:44] Masamune**
Huh? It's just you, Master?
Where's everyone else?
**[18:47] Yoshino**
Futaba-san is in the bathroom.
**[18:48] Masamune**
And Adagaki?
**[18:49] Yoshino**
Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream.
**[18:52] Yoshino**
Because she couldn't eat it
properly with everyone around.
**[18:55] Masamune**
I see.
**[18:58] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, what happened?
**[19:00] Masamune**
Huh?
**[19:00] Yoshino**
You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too.
**[19:03] ---**
What happened yesterday?
**[19:05] Masamune**
Er, I don't think anything happened.
**[19:09] Masamune**
* I have a feeling Adagaki might've*
* gotten pissed at me, but...*
**[19:11] Masamune**
*Well, whatever.*
**[19:13] Kojuurou**
Sorry about that. I left my
underwear in the locker.
**[19:16] Tae**
Everyone's here. All right, let's go home!
**[19:23] Tae**
Wh-What?
**[19:26] Shidou**
Makabe Masamune!
**[19:28] Masamune**
Huh? Shidou-san?
**[19:30] Shidou**
What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?!
**[19:33] Masamune**
What do you mean?
**[19:34] Shidou**
Lady Neko-sama has gone missing!
**[19:37] ---**
She's nowhere to be found!
**[19:39] Tae**
She's missing? Since when?
**[19:42] Kojuurou**
President, you got an email
from her this morning, right?
**[19:45] Shidou**
Last night, when I called
from Kyoto, she was there.
**[19:50] Shidou**
When I came back in the
morning, her room was empty.
**[19:55] Masamune**
Oh, so it doesn't seem like
she's actually run away yet.
**[19:58] Shidou**
She left behind all her medication
that controls her seizures.
**[20:01] Shidou**
I can't see it as some normal outing.
**[20:03] Masamune**
Huh? Is she sick?
**[20:07] Shidou**
You fool! You were that close to her,
and you didn't even notice?
**[20:11] Shidou**
A normal person wouldn't
take so much medication.
**[20:14] ---**
Of course it's because she's sick!
**[20:20] (Flashback) Masamune**
S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Masamune**
Blood?!
***SIGN*** Multivitamin
***SIGN*** Magnesium
**[20:26] (Flashback) Neko**
Beer yeast and propolis.
**[20:29] (Flashback) Neko**
This company's propolis has a patented method
for how it's absorbed into your body,
**[20:33] (Flashback) Neko**
making it more effective.
**[20:35] (Flashback) Neko**
Then there's the magnesium and...
**[20:43] Masamune**
*That was all for real?*
**[20:47] Masamune**
*But why would she try to deceive me, then?*
**[20:51] Masamune**
*Wait...*
**[20:53] Masamune**
*She wanted me to be deceived?*
**[20:54] Masamune**
* She didn't want us to*
* think that she was weak,*
**[20:59] Masamune**
* so she created this façade of the*
* mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko,*
**[21:04] Masamune**
*who had a fake smile and manner of speaking,*
**[21:07] Masamune**
* and kept the truth hidden*
* behind smoke and mirrors?*
**[21:11] Tae**
So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition?
**[21:14] Shidou**
Yes. We must find her quickly.
**[21:18] Shidou**
So answer me truthfully.
**[21:20] ---**
What did you do to her?
**[21:22] Masamune**
Huh?
**[21:22] Shidou**
I know you came to the apartment
by yourself yesterday.
**[21:32] Aki**
Yesterday?
**[21:40] Masamune**
*What am I supposed to say?*
**[21:44] Masamune**
* Actually, now is the time*
* to say everything.*
**[21:49] Masamune**
I declined.
**[21:50] Masamune**
I formally told her that
I couldn't go out with her.
**[21:56] Masamune**
Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.
# E9 - It's Been Called Love and Affection
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6WE11506/its-been-called-love-and-affection)
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**[00:01] Shidou**
So answer me truthfully.
**[00:02] Shidou**
What did you do to her?
**[00:04] Masamune**
Huh?
**[00:05] Shidou**
I know you came to the apartment
by yourself yesterday.
**[00:12] Aki**
Yesterday?
**[00:18] Masamune**
I declined.
**[00:19] Masamune**
I formally told her that
I couldn't go out with her.
**[00:23] Masamune**
Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.
***SIGN*** #9 "It's Been Called Love and Affection"
**[00:32] Aki**
Anyway, if she's missing, let's look for her.
**[00:34] Aki**
Can't you use GPS?
**[00:36] Shidou**
She left without her cell phone
and wallet, so we can't track her.
**[00:39] Masamune**
*Did they just ignore me?!*
**[00:41] Aki**
I see. Then she probably
couldn't have gotten far.
**[00:45] Aki**
We might be able to find her if we split up.
**[00:47] Aki**
You'll all help, won't you?
**[00:49] Both**
Of course!
**[00:50] Aki**
Shidou-san, will you take
us closer to the apartment?
**[00:54] Shidou**
Yes. Please get in.
**[00:59] Aki**
Those who can't fit in
the car, go with Makabe.
**[01:03] Aki**
Since he seems to know where it is.
**[01:07] Tae**
I guess I'll go in the car...
**[01:09] Kojuurou**
M-Me, too.
**[01:10] Masamune**
I...
**[01:11] Yoshino**
I didn't know you went to her apartment.
**[01:15] Masamune**
Y-You said to speed things up, right?
**[01:18] Yoshino**
That's not what I meant when I said that.
**[01:21] Aki**
Yoshino, hurry up.
**[01:30] Masamune**
*No comment to the very end?*
**[01:33] Masamune**
*Do I really matter so little?*
**[01:39] Masamune**
Damn it! Don't think about that now.
**[01:42] Masamune**
*Jeez...*
**[01:44] Masamune**
*Where did that commando princess go?*
**[01:50] Kojuurou**
But exactly how are we
supposed to find her?
**[01:54] Kojuurou**
We don't have any clues.
**[01:56] Tae**
But in addition to her weak constitution,
**[01:59] ---**
she doesn't have her wallet, right?
**[02:01] Tae**
Which means...
**[02:13] Tae**
* It'll be within walking*
* distance of the apartment,*
**[02:15] Tae**
* and somewhere she can stay cool*
* for free. That's important.*
**[02:23] Yoshino**
Yeah... I looked around everywhere
that seemed like it'd be cool,
**[02:26] ---**
but she wasn't there.
**[02:28] Masamune**
I see. Got it.
**[02:30] Masamune**
Huh?
**[02:31] ---**
No, let's not look in the pond just yet.
**[02:35] Masamune**
Yeah, I'd like to presume
that she's still alive.
**[02:40] Masamune**
*Then the only place left is...*
**[02:47] Masamune**
If she's not here, I'm out of ideas.
**[02:56] Aki**
Makabe?
**[02:59] Masamune**
A mirage?
**[03:03] Masamune**
Oh, wait. She's real.
**[03:05] Aki**
What in the world are you babbling about?
**[03:08] Masamune**
*A condescending tone and a flat chest.*
**[03:11] ---**
*Definitely Adagaki Aki.*
**[03:16] Aki**
You thought she might be at school, too?
**[03:22] Aki**
What?
**[03:23] Masamune**
N-Nothing.
**[03:25] Masamune**
* She may be aggravating, but it*
* seems we had the same idea.*
**[03:33] Masamune**
She usually traveled by car,
**[03:36] ---**
so I thought this was about the only place
she could go without really knowing the area.
**[03:40] Aki**
Well, it was a miss.
**[03:43] ---**
I went everywhere that had a roof, but...
**[03:47] Aki**
Where should we look next?
**[03:51] Masamune**
Adagaki-san, I thought you
didn't like Fujinomiya-san.
**[03:55] Aki**
Huh?
**[03:56] Masamune**
Er, sorry. I was just kinda surprised...
**[03:59] ---**
I guess I didn't think you'd go this far.
**[04:03] Aki**
I don't like her, even now.
**[04:06] ---**
That perverted catgirl...
**[04:09] Aki**
It's just... I feel bad for her
since you rejected her.
**[04:16] Aki**
Having someone you like look the other way
**[04:19] Aki**
is a very sad thing.
**[04:23] Masamune**
*How am I...*
**[04:24] Masamune**
*supposed to take what she just said?*
**[04:29] Masamune**
* If that's what you think,*
* why do you do that yourself?*
**[04:33] Masamune**
* You give any guy who tries to get close to*
* you awful nicknames and push them away.*
**[04:37] Masamune**
* Do you think guys don't*
* have feelings or something?*
**[04:41] Masamune**
*Even for me...*
**[04:45] Masamune**
* Suddenly having my feelings*
* thrown back in my face,*
**[04:48] Masamune**
*and then getting them stomped on...*
**[04:55] Aki**
So I just didn't want her to wallow
in self-torment about it anymore...
**[05:00] Aki**
Makabe?
**[05:01] Masamune**
Adagaki-san...
**[05:05] Masamune**
Do you happen to remember
the nickname "Pig's Foot"?
**[05:12] Masamune**
*I want so badly to tell you right now...*
**[05:15] Masamune**
* that I was the "Pig's Foot"*
* you rejected that one time.*
**[05:21] Aki**
Pig's Foot?
**[05:24] Masamune**
Ow!
**[05:28] Masamune**
A paper airplane? Where did it...
**[05:37] Masamune**
*The roof...*
**[05:41] (Flashback) Neko**
After I spotted it in your room,
**[05:43] (Flashback) Neko**
I became curious and had
Shidou purchase them.
**[05:46] (Flashback) Neko**
I've read volume three so many times!
**[05:50] Aki**
Hey!
**[05:52] Masamune**
* She said that she was reading*
* "Rose-eyed Steroid."*
**[06:01] Masamune**
* It's right around when the heroine gets*
* rejected by her beloved senpai...*
**[06:06] (Flashback) Neko**
That scene on the roof was just...
**[06:12] Momo**
*What I have in my hands*
**[06:15] ---**
* are love letters that have*
* lost their destination.*
**[06:19] Momo**
*Give it up, Momo...*
**[06:23] Momo**
*Senpai has someone else he likes.*
**[06:30] Momo**
*Goodbye,*
**[06:33] ---**
*Senpai.*
**[06:38] (Flashback) Eiji**
What the hell are you doing up here?
**[06:41] Momo**
*Huh?*
**[06:43] Momo**
*That voice... It couldn't be...*
**[06:46] Masamune**
What the hell are you doing up here?
**[06:55] Neko**
I had a feeling that you would come.
**[07:03] Masamune**
You mentioned that you
liked the rooftop scene
**[07:07] Masamune**
in "Rose-eyed Steroid" volume 3.
**[07:12] Masamune**
But don't do this.
**[07:14] Masamune**
You don't have the strength to do
the same thing Momo did, do you?
**[07:18] Neko**
Yes. I think I realize that now.
**[07:26] Masamune**
Hey—
**[07:27] Masamune**
Are you all right? Hey! Hey!
**[07:29] Aki**
Makabe! What happened?
**[07:32] Masamune**
Adagaki-san! Contact Shidou-san!
**[07:35] Aki**
A-All right.
**[07:40] Masamune**
*Why do this to yourself?*
***SIGN*** I love you.
**[07:58] Kojuurou**
I wonder if she's okay.
**[08:01] Tae**
Shidou-san.
**[08:03] Tae**
How's Fujinomiya-san?
**[08:05] Shidou**
She seems to be stable.
**[08:06] Both**
Thank goodness.
**[08:08] Shidou**
Adagaki Aki-san.
**[08:11] Shidou**
Neko-sama would like to speak to you.
**[08:15] Aki**
To me?
**[08:17] Shidou**
She is extremely exhausted.
**[08:19] ---**
If you can, please keep it short.
**[08:22] Aki**
R-Right...
**[08:28] Yoshino**
This feels like a final farewell.
**[08:31] Kojuurou**
Don't say that, Koiwai-san!
**[08:33] Tae**
Now, now. She just said she was fine.
**[08:38] Masamune**
*I wasn't wrong, was I?*
**[08:42] Masamune**
*It's true that my heart wavered.*
**[08:44] Masamune**
*But it didn't feel right, so I pushed her away.*
**[08:50] Masamune**
*For my plan... For my revenge.*
**[08:54] Masamune**
* Even if I had given her a more*
* favorable answer in this situation,*
**[08:57] ---**
*nothing would've come of it.*
**[09:00] Masamune**
*I shouldn't be wrong.*
**[09:03] Masamune**
*Damn it.*
**[09:05] Masamune**
*I...*
**[09:07] Aki**
Makabe.
**[09:12] Aki**
Apparently, you're next.
**[09:15] Masamune**
Me?
**[09:18] Masamune**
*What did they talk about?*
**[09:21] ---**
* There's no way I can ask*
* her about that now.*
***SIGN*** Fujinomiya Neko
**[09:24] Neko**
Come in.
**[09:34] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san...
**[09:39] Neko**
Let's talk about the past,
**[09:43] Neko**
Masamune-sama.
**[09:47] Neko**
Being alive is a wonderful thing.
**[09:51] Neko**
That's why I didn't really
feel any discontent.
***SIGN*** Seichou Girls' Private Academy
**[09:58] (Flashback) GirlA**
Fujinomiya-sama!
**[09:58] (Flashback) GirlB**
Neko-sama!
**[09:58] (Flashback) GirlC**
Onee-sama!
**[10:00] (Flashback) GirlA**
That was a lovely student
council speech you gave.
**[10:04] (Flashback) GirlB**
I was so moved.
**[10:07] (Flashback) Neko**
Thank you very much.
**[10:08] (Flashback) GirlC**
U-Um, Onee-sama... If it's all right,
**[10:14] (Flashback) GirlC**
would you like to come to my
family's villa this weekend?
**[10:18] (Flashback) Neko**
Yours?
**[10:19] (Flashback) GirlC**
It's my birthday.
**[10:21] (Flashback) ---**
If you were to celebrate
it with me, I would...
**[10:25] Neko**
*My kouhai are all so sweet.*
**[10:29] Neko**
*They're such good girls.*
**[10:32] (Flashback) Neko**
If you would have me, I would be happy to.
**[10:36] (Flashback) GirlC**
Thank you so much!
**[10:37] (Flashback) GirlC**
There's a riding ground for
horses and a tennis court,
**[10:40] (Flashback) ---**
so would you like to join
me before the party?
**[10:44] (Flashback) GirlC**
Huh?
**[10:46] (Flashback) GirlA**
What are you thinking, asking
Neko-sama to play tennis?
**[10:49] (Flashback) GirlA**
She's so frail!
**[10:52] (Flashback) GirlC**
I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
**[10:56] (Flashback) GirlB**
It's common knowledge.
**[10:58] (Flashback) ---**
I can't believe you'd try to get closer to
Neko-sama when you don't know that.
**[11:02] (Flashback) GirlC**
What should I do?
**[11:03] (Flashback) GirlB**
What should you do?
**[11:04] (Flashback) GirlA**
Figure it out.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Neko**
It's fine, everyone.
**[11:06] ---**
Oh...
**[11:08] Neko**
What a silly story.
**[11:12] (Flashback) Neko**
Surgery? Overseas?
***SIGN*** Fujinomiya
**[11:17] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather**
If nothing is done, your
condition will only worsen.
**[11:20] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather**
Will you consider trying it?
**[11:22] (Flashback) Neko**
How promising is this prospect?
**[11:27] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather**
No, sorry.
**[11:29] (Flashback) ---**
Please forget that I ever mentioned it.
**[11:33] (Flashback) Neko**
It's fine, Grandfather.
I don't mind trying it.
**[11:38] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather**
I see.
**[11:39] (Flashback) Neko**
But I just have one request...
**[11:43] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather**
What is it?
**[11:45] (Flashback) Neko**
I...
**[11:48] (Flashback) Neko**
would like to fall in love.
**[11:56] Neko**
When this all became a
life-or-death situation,
**[12:00] Neko**
rather than the usual worries or
fears most people would have,
**[12:04] Neko**
I realized that there was no hope.
**[12:11] Neko**
I wanted to experience love, at least.
**[12:19] Masamune**
But why me?
**[12:22] Neko**
Who knows?
**[12:25] Neko**
I just randomly picked your photo
out of the mountain of photos
**[12:28] ---**
I had for potential suitors.
**[12:30] Masamune**
Randomly?!
**[12:32] Neko**
Yes.
**[12:32] Masamune**
Was it a lottery?!
**[12:34] Neko**
You could call it that.
**[12:36] Masamune**
Also, I never heard anything
about being a potential suitor!
**[12:38] Neko**
It's not uncommon among prestigious families
**[12:40] ---**
for this to happen to the children,
unbeknownst to them, is it?
**[12:45] (Flashback) Kinue**
Look, look! Hasn't my
Maa-kun become so handsome?
**[12:50] Masamune**
*Was it that old hag?!*
**[12:54] Masamune**
* If that's why, there's no way we could've*
* found out anything by researching.*
**[12:58] Neko**
Yoshino-san is very efficient,
**[13:01] ---**
but she couldn't trace the
thoughts of a sickly person.
**[13:06] Masamune**
So you knew.
**[13:08] Masamune**
So, how did it feel to try it?
**[13:11] Neko**
Well...
**[13:14] Neko**
The trial and error was fun,
**[13:17] ---**
and I thought you and I were exactly alike.
**[13:21] Masamune**
You and I?
**[13:22] Neko**
Yes. You talk about love and affection
for the purpose of your goal,
**[13:29] Neko**
but the truth is hidden in fog.
**[13:31] Neko**
Shallow and empty...
**[13:35] Neko**
In the end, the lie was discovered,
and my feelings didn't reach.
**[13:43] Neko**
But I don't have any regrets.
**[13:47] Masamune**
Huh?
**[13:48] Neko**
I went into everything superficially,
**[13:51] Neko**
but the fluttery feeling of one-sided love...
**[13:55] Neko**
The pain of being rejected...
**[13:58] Neko**
I was able to experience them firsthand.
**[14:08] Neko**
Masamune-sama, what about you?
**[14:14] Neko**
Will you keep walking
down the same path as me?
**[14:18] Masamune**
I...
**[14:21] Neko**
Will you reach the same point I have?
**[14:23] Masamune**
No!
**[14:25] Neko**
Really?
**[14:32] Neko**
I hope that is the case.
**[14:37] Neko**
I must say it's rather
exhausting to talk this long.
**[14:41] Masamune**
Are you okay?
**[14:43] Neko**
When I regain my strength,
I believe I will be going far away.
**[14:48] Neko**
So, Masamune-sama...
**[14:52] Neko**
Thank you very much for the lovely memories.
**[15:01] Tae**
I wonder what Masamune-kun and
Fujinomiya-san are talking about.
**[15:08] Tae**
To tell you the truth, I actually
liked Masamune-kun, too.
**[15:15] Tae**
Are you surprised?
**[15:16] Yoshino**
A little.
**[15:18] Yoshino**
* Did you really think it wasn't obvious?*
* That's what surprised me.*
**[15:22] Tae**
I sometimes think I might
regret not telling him,
**[15:29] Tae**
but I think it was better
to keep my feelings inside.
**[15:33] Tae**
I'm able to hang out with you all now.
**[15:36] ---**
I hope that wasn't the
case for Fujinomiya-san.
**[15:39] Yoshino**
Yeah, sure.
**[15:42] Kojuurou**
*I-Is it okay that I'm here?*
**[15:45] Tae**
Masamune-kun likes Adagaki-san, right?
**[15:50] Tae**
I wonder how Adagaki-san feels.
**[15:59] Yoshino**
Looks like her stomach's reached its limit.
**[16:02] Tae**
Huh?
**[16:04] Yoshino**
She's sad that she has to hold back.
**[16:07] Tae**
Oh, right. Yeah, I totally get that.
**[16:09] ---**
Love can be so sad.
**[16:12] Yoshino**
That's not what I meant.
**[16:16] Yoshino**
*But...*
**[16:17] Yoshino**
*That might also be the case to some degree.*
**[16:22] Tae**
Masamune-kun!
**[16:27] Aki**
Um... Makabe...
**[16:39] Shidou**
Milady.
**[16:41] Neko**
Shidou.
**[16:43] Shidou**
It appears that your classmates
have left the hospital.
**[16:48] Neko**
I see. Thank you for informing me.
**[17:03] Shidou**
I realize I may be out of line,
**[17:06] ---**
but are you sure you want to let him go?
**[17:10] Neko**
This is fine.
**[17:13] Neko**
What Masamune-sama said is the truth.
**[17:18] Neko**
And...
**[17:20] ---**
It's true that he made me remember.
**[17:25] [SONG] Sign**
Wedding Party
**[17:27] (Flashback) Neko's mother**
Neko.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Kinue**
Maa-kun, we're going to take a picture!
**[17:31] (Flashback) Neko's mother**
My, they're so adorable.
**[17:33] (Flashback) Kinue**
These two sort of look alike, don't they?
**[17:36] (Flashback) Cameraman**
All right, here we go.
**[18:02] (Flashback) Neko**
I thought you and I were exactly alike.
**[18:06] (Flashback) Neko**
You talk about love and affection
for the purpose of your goal,
**[18:10] (Flashback) ---**
but the truth is hidden in fog.
**[18:13] (Flashback) Neko**
Shallow and empty...
**[18:17] (Flashback) Neko**
In the end, the lie was discovered,
and my feelings didn't reach.
**[18:23] Masamune**
*Lies will be discovered...*
**[18:26] Masamune**
*That's right...*
**[18:28] ---**
* I thought something was strange,*
* so I couldn't trust you.*
**[18:34] Masamune**
*So that's...*
**[18:39] Masamune**
*what I'll look like in the future?*
**[18:41] (Flashback) Neko**
Will you keep walking
down the same path as me?
**[18:46] Masamune**
*Damn it. Damn it!*
**[18:48] ---**
*What am I so worried about?*
**[18:50] Masamune**
*Don't think about unnecessary things!*
**[18:52] Masamune**
*I'm not going to waver now!*
**[18:54] Masamune**
*I'm going to make Adagaki Aki look my way,*
**[18:57] Masamune**
*and then...*
**[18:58] Masamune**
*I'll throw her away in the best way possible.*
**[19:10] Narino**
Are you heading out, milady?
**[19:13] Aki**
I'm just going out to the garden.
I'm not going outside.
**[19:17] Narino**
Okay. Have fun.
**[19:26] (Flashback) Neko**
That should be enough.
**[19:28] (Flashback) ---**
Please stop trying to act so tough.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Aki**
Tough?
**[19:32] (Flashback) Neko**
As you can see, I was completely
and utterly rejected.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Neko**
Masamune-sama is a sincere person.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Neko**
What reason could you have
to deny his love for you?
**[19:49] Aki**
Love? It's not like love.
**[19:56] Aki**
I mean, it's true.
**[19:58] Aki**
The Commando Catgirl thing was a mistake,
and there's no reason to get mad.
**[20:02] Aki**
*So... should I like him?*
**[20:10] Aki**
*No.*
**[20:11] Aki**
*No, no, no, no! That's not possible!*
**[20:13] Aki**
* I mean, it's Makabe! That*
* thoughtless, stupid man!*
**[20:17] Aki**
* He says whatever sounds good*
* whenever he opens his mouth.*
**[20:22] (Flashback) Young aki**
You're so pathetic, Masamune.
**[20:25] (Flashback) Young Aki**
You need to straighten up more!
**[20:27] (Flashback) Young Masamune**
I can't, Aki-chan!
**[20:30] Aki**
*That's right.*
**[20:33] Aki**
* If you want to call something*
* "love," that was love.*
**[20:38] Aki**
*Those chubby little cheeks,*
**[20:40] Aki**
*his tummy that had rolls worth tugging on...*
**[20:44] Aki**
*He was so cute.*
**[20:49] Aki**
Who's there?!
**[20:54] Kinue**
Maa-kun! Maa-kun's...
**[20:59] Chinatsu**
What? Did something happen?
**[21:01] Kinue**
Maa-kun's saying he's going to run away.
**[21:05] ---**
Just like that one song!
**[21:07] Chinatsu**
You're overreacting again.
**[21:09] ---**
I'm sure he's just off to train
by going jogging again.
**[21:12] Masamune**
That's right.
**[21:14] ---**
I'm going to retrain myself since
I became naïve at some point.
**[21:18] Masamune**
I'm going to carry out my original plan.
**[21:21] Chinatsu**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[21:23] Kinue**
Sniffle.
**[21:25] Masamune**
I'm going to get rid of any unneeded fat
**[21:27] ---**
and build up some new muscles
and ways of being hot.
**[21:42] Gasou**
I'm sorry I scared you.
**[21:44] Aki**
Who are you?
**[21:45] Gasou**
I wonder who I could be.
Why don't you guess?
**[21:50] Aki**
Could you actually be...
**[21:59] Aki**
Masamune?
**[22:02] Gasou**
Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
**[22:05] Gasou**
I'm back.
# E10 - The New School Term Filled With Doubts
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYVN4PJZ6/the-new-school-term-filled-with-doubts)
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**[00:03] Gasou**
I'm sorry I scared you.
**[00:05] Aki**
Who are you?
**[00:06] Gasou**
I wonder who I could be.
Why don't you guess?
**[00:11] Aki**
Could you actually be...
**[00:18] Aki**
Masamune?
**[00:20] Gasou**
Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
**[00:24] Gasou**
I'm back.
***SIGN*** #10 "The New School Term Filled With Doubts"
**[01:59] Yoshino**
I was just about to go to sleep.
**[02:02] Narino**
Now's not the time for that.
**[02:06] Butler**
You wish to see the master of this house?
**[02:08] Gasou**
Yes! I have a letter from my grandfather.
**[02:12] ---**
Please take a look.
**[02:14] Butler**
Pardon me.
**[02:17] Butler**
"Adagaki Taigen promises the
15th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu
**[02:22] Butler**
that your grandchild, the
17th-generation head, will..."
**[02:26] Butler**
ma-ma... ma-mar...
**[02:27] Yoshino**
Dad?
**[02:32] Butler**
"That your grandchild, the 17th-generation
head, will marry into my family."
**[02:38] Gasou**
I am the 17th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu.
**[02:41] Gasou**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
***SIGN*** Calling
Makabe Masamune
***SIGN*** No Service
***SIGN*** Slide to Unlock
**[02:54] Masamune**
497,
**[02:57] ---**
498,
**[03:00] ---**
499...
**[03:03] Masamune**
500!
**[03:12] Masamune**
I see in your eyes...
**[03:16] Masamune**
The rising sun!
**[03:17] Echo**
Rising sun!
**[03:19] Echo**
Sun... Sun... Sun...
**[03:23] BG girl student 1**
It's been so long! Did you
finish all your homework?
**[03:25] BG girl student 2**
You've gotten so tan!
**[03:28] Suzuki**
Adagaki Aki.
**[03:34] Suzuki**
Please go out with me.
**[03:40] Aki**
Why do men always feel so confident that
they're different from everyone else?
**[03:48] Suzuki**
Huh? H-Hey!
***SIGN*** Your Nipples Are Showing
**[03:52] Suzuki**
What?!
**[03:54] Aki**
Once again I have cut a worthless object.
**[03:57] Suzuki**
Th-That's permanent marker!
**[03:59] Suzuki**
Damn it! You'll regret this!
**[04:03] Sonoka & Kikune**
Well done, Aki-sama!
**[04:05] Sonoka**
That was the ace of the baseball
team, wasn't it, Kikune-chan?
**[04:08] Kikune**
He was one pick away from
the Koushien, I think,
**[04:12] Kikune**
but he lost.
**[04:13] Sonoka**
Wow, that's amazing.
**[04:16] Kikune**
But I'm stronger!
**[04:19] Kikune**
Much stronger.
**[04:21] Sonoka**
Yeah, yeah. Well done, kendo club...
**[04:24] Kikune**
You may look up to me, Sonoka.
**[04:27] Sonoka**
Nope. I'm two years older than you, Kikune.
**[04:30] Kikune**
Huh?!
**[04:31] Aki**
I see that you two haven't changed.
**[04:33] Sonoka**
You, too, Aki-sama!
**[04:34] ---**
Are you sure you should've rejected
the first one of the second term?
**[04:37] Sonoka**
He almost made it to Koushien.
**[04:39] Aki**
He already left the team, didn't he?
**[04:41] ---**
That means he's just a musclehead.
**[04:44] Sonoka**
There it is! You're amazing, Aki-sama!
**[04:47] Kikune**
So cool!
**[04:49] Sonoka**
Our Aki-sama...
**[04:52] Kikune**
From young to old...
**[04:54] Both**
Ruthlessly gives everyone a "No!"
**[04:56] Aki**
Would you cut it out?
This happens all the time.
**[04:59] Mari**
Is that really so?
**[05:06] Sonoka**
Mari-chan!
**[05:07] Mari**
It appears that lately you spend more time
**[05:10] ---**
with Makabe Masamune than
you do with us, Aki-sama.
**[05:13] Aki**
Th... Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
**[05:16] Mari**
I heard that you two spent
summer vacation together.
**[05:20] Kikune**
Th-That can't be!
**[05:22] Sonoka**
I-Is that true, Aki-sama?
**[05:24] Aki**
That was, um... Makabe didn't
leave me much choice.
**[05:27] ---**
I was trying to invite Shuri-kun, and...
**[05:29] Mari**
Shuri Kojuurou
**[05:31] Mari**
is also biologically a man.
**[05:33] Aki**
Well, I mean...
**[05:35] Mari**
If you have reconverted, Aki-sama,
then I'll just have to...
**[05:35] Mari**
Um, uh...
**[05:40] Aki**
Huh?
**[05:40] Mari**
No, it's nothing.
**[05:42] Sonoka**
I wanted to see Aki-sama in a swimsuit.
**[05:44] Kikune**
And at the ocean!
**[05:46] Mari**
Not to mention, it was a private beach.
**[05:50] Voice (Gasou)**
Wow, that's nice. A private beach.
**[05:54] ---**
I didn't know you had one.
**[05:55] Gasou**
Take me there sometime.
**[06:00] Kikune**
What a stupid man.
**[06:02] Sonoka**
How dare you feign such closeness?
**[06:04] Sonoka**
You'll just be cut down by Aki-sama again.
**[06:06] Mari**
It'll be the second one, on the
first morning of the second term.
**[06:10] Aki**
W-Well... I guess I wouldn't
be against considering it.
**[06:17] Gasou**
Really? That's great.
**[06:19] Gasou**
That's a promise, Aki-chan.
**[06:21] Aki**
L-Let's hurry up and go. You still have
your transfer paperwork, don't you?
**[06:25] Gasou**
Yeah. Will you show me the way?
**[06:27] Aki**
Of course.
**[06:33] Kikune**
Aki-sama...
**[06:34] Sonoka**
Aki-sama, who would never acknowledge
even a celebrity or a soccer player...
**[06:39] Mari**
Aki-sama, who gave a Tokyo University
student the name "Dried Whitebait"....
**[06:42] Sonoka & Kikune**
I can't believe it.
**[06:44] Mari**
Girls, perhaps we had the
wrong idea this whole time.
**[06:48] Sonoka & Kikune**
What do you mean?
**[06:49] Mari**
Perhaps Aki-sama wasn't the Cruel Princess
who tore apart one guy after another.
**[06:54] Sonoka & Kikune**
She wasn't?
**[07:00] Mari**
But might actually be a
chubby-chaser instead.
**[07:02] Masamune**
I'm a hot guy! Thin yet macho!
**[07:07] Masamune**
Morning!
**[07:09] Classmate**
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
**[07:10] Classmate2**
It's been a while.
**[07:11] Neko**
Good morning.
**[07:13] Masamune**
Yup, good morning.
**[07:15] Masamune**
Why are you here?!
**[07:17] Neko**
Because I am a student at
this school, Masamune-sama.
**[07:26] Masamune**
Didn't you go overseas to have surgery?
**[07:29] Neko**
Yes.
**[07:30] Neko**
So they sliced me up, yanked something out,
**[07:33] ---**
sewed me back up, and I came back.
**[07:35] Masamune**
That's graphic!
**[07:37] Neko**
I stayed in the hospital
over there for a month,
**[07:39] ---**
but I was safely able to return yesterday.
**[07:42] Masamune**
Oh, I see.
**[07:43] Masamune**
*A month?! Is that even possible?!*
**[07:46] Masamune**
*I was so troubled that whole time!*
**[07:48] Neko**
And how were you, Masamune-sama?
**[07:52] Neko**
You spoke out so strongly the last time,
and you've had a month's time.
**[07:57] Neko**
How much closer were you
able to get to Aki-sama?
**[08:00] Masamune**
U-Um, well...
**[08:03] Masamune**
Tra...
**[08:05] Neko**
"Tra"?
**[08:06] Masamune**
I was training a bit.
**[08:09] Neko**
Which means...
**[08:11] Neko**
You haven't gotten anywhere?
**[08:15] Masamune**
I-I couldn't help it! I was thinking
about what you said the whole time!
**[08:21] Neko**
You shouldn't throw around
pick-up lines so cheaply.
**[08:24] Masamune**
I-I'm not... That's not my intent!
**[08:28] Neko**
See?
**[08:29] Neko**
If you wait too long, your chance will
be taken from under your nose.
**[08:35] Masamune**
*A guy?!*
**[08:39] Masamune**
Come on, Fujinomiya-san.
**[08:42] Masamune**
You aren't implying that a tubby
like that could rival me, are you?
**[08:44] Neko**
Did you lose even more weight?
**[08:47] Masamune**
I'd prefer that you said I toned up.
**[08:51] Neko**
Indeed. I might just be imagining things.
**[08:55] Masamune**
Right?
**[08:59] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun, let's walk home together.
**[09:02] Masamune**
Go on ahead of me.
**[09:04] Masamune**
I'm going to go give Adagaki-san
a gift from the country.
***SIGN*** Shinshuu Soba
**[09:06] Masamune**
Muscle, muscle, excite, excite...
**[09:08] Kojuurou**
Okay.
**[09:10] Masamune**
*I'm a different Masamune now.*
**[09:13] Masamune**
* I'm going to show her*
* just how much I've grown.*
**[09:16] Masamune**
Good afternoon!
**[09:17] Masamune**
*It's the hot guy from the
genus* Hominidae*, class* Homo*.*
**[09:21] Masamune**
This is perfect for you right now.
**[09:24] Masamune**
I got you some 100% stone-milled
buckwheat flour from Shinshuu,
**[09:29] Masamune**
Adagaki-sa—
**[09:29] Gasou**
Someone's here, Aki-chan.
**[09:32] Masamune**
*"Aki-chan"? Did he just say "Aki-chan"?!*
**[09:35] Aki**
Oh, Makabe.
**[09:37] Masamune**
Oh! Adagaki-san? Who might that person be?
**[09:42] Gasou**
Pleasure to meet you.
**[09:44] Gasou**
I'm Gasou Kanetsugu. I transferred
to Yasaka High School today.
**[09:49] Masamune**
You're a transfer student?
**[09:50] Gasou**
Yup. Who are you?
**[09:52] Masamune**
Makabe Masamune.
**[09:54] Gasou**
Masamune, eh? What a coincidence.
**[09:56] Gasou**
My nickname is actually Masamune.
**[09:59] Gasou**
Hey, Aki-chan. It'd be confusing
to call me "Masamune" here,
**[10:02] ---**
so maybe you shouldn't.
**[10:05] Aki**
If that's what you want.
**[10:07] Gasou**
Okay, it's settled.
**[10:08] Masamune**
Are you two acquaintances?
**[10:09] Masamune**
Are you a relative of Adagaki-san's?
**[10:12] Gasou**
Yeah. Well, rather than an acquaintance...
**[10:17] Gasou**
I'm her betrothed.
***SIGN*** Betrothed
**[10:19] Masamune**
*Betrothed?!*
**[10:23] Masamune**
*What?!*
**[10:26] Gasou**
Right now, I'm a guest at Aki-chan's house.
**[10:29] ---**
Huh? Makabe-kun?
**[10:34] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, calm down.
**[10:37] Masamune**
H-How the hell am I supposed to stay calm?!
**[10:40] Masamune**
What does he mean by "betrothed"?!
**[10:43] Yoshino**
It's just as it sounds.
**[10:45] Masamune**
Nobody told me about this!
**[10:47] Yoshino**
Well, I couldn't get through to your cell phone.
**[10:50] Masamune**
Damn it! I guess there was no
reception in the mountains!
**[10:53] Yoshino**
But I'm surprised, too.
**[10:56] Masamune**
I-Is there a possibility that he's lying?
**[10:59] Yoshino**
I ran a signature analysis,
and apparently the letter is real.
**[11:04] Yoshino**
So right now he's a guest at the mansion.
**[11:08] Masamune**
They're living together?!
**[11:09] ---**
Is this a light novel?! Or a dating sim?
**[11:10] Masamune**
Is this some exciting shoujo manga?!
**[11:12] Masamune**
B-But there's no way the Cruel
Princess who hates men so much
**[11:15] ---**
could stay quiet about this
whole "betrothed" thing!
**[11:20] Yoshino**
That's what I thought, too, but...
**[11:22] Masamune**
What? That's not true?!
**[11:26] Yoshino**
Aki-sama is acting strange.
**[11:29] Yoshino**
Or maybe not strange, but...
**[11:32] Yoshino**
It's love?
**[11:33] Masamune**
Huh?!
**[11:39] Masamune**
*You can't be serious!*
**[11:40] Masamune**
*Who the hell is that guy?*
**[11:42] Guy 1**
It went your way!
**[11:44] Guy 2**
Run! Run!
**[11:47] Masamune**
Gasou Kanetsugu.
**[11:49] ---**
*160 centimeters tall. Somewhat short.*
**[11:52] Masamune**
*Estimated weight: 63 kilograms. Somewhat fat.*
**[11:57] ---**
Wow!
**[11:58] Guy 2**
Not bad, Kanetsugu-kun!
**[12:00] Girls**
He's round but fast.
**[12:02] Kanetsugu**
Thanks!
**[12:03] Masamune**
* Despite having a short and fat*
* physique, he's pretty good at sports.*
**[12:07] Kanetsugu**
Using this formula here is simpler
and easier to understand.
**[12:10] Guys**
Thanks, Gasou-kun!
**[12:12] Gasou**
I love math, so you can
ask me about it anytime.
**[12:14] Guys**
Really? That's a huge help!
**[12:15] Masamune**
* He's pretty smart, but has*
* a good attitude about it.*
**[12:22] Girls**
Are you looking for a seat?
**[12:24] Guys**
There's a seat here!
**[12:25] Masamune**
* Someone so friendly that he blends*
* in with both guys and girls.*
**[12:26] Gasou**
Thanks!
**[12:28] Masamune**
*But the biggest problem is...*
**[12:31] Gasou**
Aki-chan! Let's eat together.
**[12:34] Aki**
N-Not so loud.
**[12:36] Masamune**
*Th-That bastard...*
**[12:41] Masamune**
What the hell is going on?
**[12:47] Yoshino**
Apparently Aki-sama met him in the past.
**[12:52] Masamune**
Yeah, but his belly is
sitting on top of his belt!
**[12:55] Masamune**
She was totally ruthless with me about that!
**[13:01] Masamune**
Did she consume so many calories
that her brain just short-circuited?
**[13:05] Yoshino**
I don't think so.
**[13:06] Masamune**
Then what the hell is that?
**[13:08] Yoshino**
A girl's heart is like the autumn... something.
**[13:11] Masamune**
I can't accept this!
**[13:19] Yoshino**
I'm sorry, Pig's Foot.
**[13:21] Masamune**
No, you don't need to apologize, Master.
**[13:24] Yoshino**
You can say that, but...
**[13:27] Masamune**
*What the heck?*
**[13:38] Sonoka**
Mari-chan.
**[13:40] Mari**
I'm sorry I'm late.
**[13:42] Kikune**
It's fine. We weren't talking
about anything important.
**[13:45] Sonoka**
I'm just in too much shock. That Aki-sama...
**[13:49] Kikune**
She was always full of mysteries.
**[13:52] Kikune**
She never ate lunch with us even once.
**[13:56] Sonoka**
But...
**[13:57] Mari**
Being upset because we might have had
the wrong idea is perhaps unreasonable.
**[14:03] Mari**
However, this sense of betrayal
exceeds expectations.
**[14:06] ---**
We should make these gloomy feelings explode,
go up to the rooftop, and then we can fly!
**[14:07] Sonoka**
Mari-chan! Mari-chan, Mari-chan, calm down!
**[14:09] Mari**
And then they will travel to
the legendary yuri garden—
**[14:11] Mari**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I lost control for a moment.
**[14:14] Sonoka**
I might be more worried about
you than them, Mari-chan.
**[14:18] Kikune**
Yeah, but what's sad is really sad.
**[14:22] Mari**
Aki-sama and our...
***SIGN*** Destroy Men Instantly
**[14:25] Kikune**
...completely untainted...
**[14:27] Sonoka**
...holy yuri kingdom.
**[14:33] Gasou**
Do you mind if I sit here?
**[14:37] Kikune**
You bastard!
**[14:38] ---**
You've got some nerve showing
your face around here!
**[14:40] Gasou**
Whoa!
**[14:42] Gasou**
That's quite the welcome.
**[14:44] Kikune**
Huh?
**[14:45] Mari**
Very well. Take care of him, Kikune-san.
**[14:48] Kikune**
Got it.
**[14:49] Sonoka**
Go!
**[14:49] Gasou**
Wait! Hang on!
**[14:51] ---**
You have the wrong idea!
**[14:55] Kikune**
The wrong idea?
**[14:56] Gasou**
Yes! Honest!
**[14:58] Gasou**
There's something that
I need to tell you all.
***SIGN*** Heart Flutter Actions! Heart Flutter Mannerisms!
***SIGN*** Situations That Girls Love
***SIGN*** Heart Flutter Special!!
We'll show you the results of our survey ranking!
1st Place: Wall Slam!
**[15:05] Tae**
Hey, Masamune-kun. Are you listening?
***SIGN*** Yasaka Festival Proposal Meeting
**[15:10] Tae**
Let's talk about this seriously, okay?
**[15:13] Masamune**
Sorry, Class Rep.
**[15:15] Tae**
Let's talk about our class's
project for the festival.
**[15:18] Masamune**
Our class's project, huh?
**[15:20] Tae**
I got it! I, Futaba Tae, thought about this
**[15:22] ---**
until my brain became strained, then squishy!
**[15:24] Tae**
We can have a play with the super cute
Kojuurou-kyun starring as Snow White,
**[15:27] Tae**
and the super hot Masamune-kun as the prince!
**[15:31] Neko**
That sounds lovely.
**[15:33] Kojuurou**
Um... Why am I the princess?
**[15:36] Tae**
Let's do this, Class 2-B!
**[15:38] Classmates**
Yeah!
**[15:41] Masamune**
Give it up, Kojuurou. No one can fight this.
**[15:45] Kojuurou**
It always ends up this way...
***SIGN*** Heart Flutter Special!!
**[15:48] Masamune**
*I don't care if we have to act or sing.*
**[15:52] Masamune**
* What I have to do something*
* about is that bastard.*
**[16:03] Masamune**
*This is my chance! That fatty isn't here!*
**[16:09] Aki**
M-Makabe?!
**[16:19] Aki**
What are you doing?
**[16:21] Masamune**
I figured we wouldn't be able to
have a real talk if I didn't do this.
**[16:24] Aki**
There's nothing to talk about.
**[16:26] Masamune**
I have something to say!
**[16:27] Aki**
Is that so?
**[16:30] Aki**
All right, just one thing.
**[16:36] Masamune**
*So close...*
**[16:38] Aki**
You're open down there.
**[16:41] Masamune**
Wait, what?!
**[16:43] Masamune**
Thank goodness, it's closed.
**[16:46] Masamune**
Huh? Adagaki-san?
**[16:49] Aki**
Masa— I mean, Kanetsugu,
**[16:52] ---**
let's hurry up and go to class.
**[16:54] Gasou**
Sure.
**[16:57] Masamune**
*That damn fatty again...*
**[17:01] Masamune**
That was pointless!
**[17:02] ---**
The wall slam was powerless!
Completely powerless!
**[17:05] Mari**
Makabe Masamune...
**[17:07] Kikune**
How dare he use the wall slam on Aki-sama?!
**[17:09] Sonoka**
We can't let our guard down for a second.
**[17:11] Mari**
Common sense doesn't work on beasts.
**[17:14] Mari**
The choice we made is not wrong.
**[17:18] Mari**
Let us protect Aki-sama.
**[17:20] Mari**
Along with "him."
**[17:23] (Flashback) Sonoka**
Something you need to tell us?
**[17:25] (Flashback) Gasou**
That's right.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Gasou**
Amazingly enough, I'm engaged to Aki-chan,
**[17:31] (Flashback) ---**
but I have no intention of furthering
our relationship beyond that at all.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Kikune**
What? So you're engaged to her,
but you don't even like her?
**[17:37] (Flashback) Gasou**
No! It's the exact opposite.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Gasou**
She's truly like some beautiful goddess,
**[17:42] (Flashback) ---**
so I don't have any right
to lay a finger on her.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Sonoka**
Really? You're not going to kiss her? Ever?
**[17:50] (Flashback) Gasou**
Of course not! I know my place.
**[17:56] (Flashback) Sonoka**
What should we do? That might
actually be pretty respectable.
**[17:59] (Flashback) ---**
He won't touch her because he likes her.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Kikune**
That's kind of cowardly. I don't like it.
**[18:03] (Flashback) Mari**
But Aki-sama's purity will be protected,
far more than with Makabe Masamune.
**[18:09] (Flashback) Aki**
No!
**[18:11] Mari**
Makabe Masamune...
**[18:13] Kikune**
We won't let you have Aki-sama!
**[18:15] Three**
The beast must be destroyed.
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
**[18:20] Secretary**
Aren't there quite a few requests
for the Yasaka Festival this year?
**[18:23] President**
That's a good thing.
**[18:26] Vice president**
Good work, guys! Sorry I'm late.
**[18:28] Secretary**
Vice President, you've got work piled up.
**[18:31] Vice president (sonoka)**
Yup, I know.
**[18:37] Vice president (Sonoka)**
Huh? This is insane!
**[18:40] President**
What's the matter, Vice President?
**[18:41] Vice president (Sonoka)**
The proposals from each class...
**[18:43] ---**
Both 2-A and 2-B want to
put on the play "Snow White."
**[18:49] President**
So they both picked the same thing.
**[18:50] President**
Then we should approve Class B,
since they turned in their proposal first.
**[18:53] Sonoka**
No...
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival Proposal Form
**[18:57] ---**
It should be Class A.
**[18:58] President**
But...
**[18:59] Sonoka**
It's gotta be A. Definitely A.
**[19:01] ---**
There's no other choice but A!
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival Proposal Form
**[19:08] President**
Please let us reevaluate this.
**[19:10] Sonoka**
Yup, so it's Class A, right?
***SIGN*** Student Council
**[19:13] Secretary**
Nothing less from the vice president,
**[19:15] Secretary**
the one pulling the strings
at Yasaka from the shadows.
**[19:18] Tae**
Declined?
**[19:19] Tae**
No way! We can't think of
something else at this point!
**[19:23] Secretary**
But we can't have two of the same thing.
**[19:26] Tae**
Yeah, but why is it us?
**[19:28] Secretary**
Because the vice president was so insistent—
**[19:30] ---**
I mean, it was a student council decision.
**[19:32] Masamune**
What's wrong?
**[19:33] Neko**
Apparently our proposal for the
Yasaka Festival was declined.
**[19:36] Masamune**
Huh? Just our class?
**[19:37] Tae**
Whatever! We submitted ours first.
**[19:40] Tae**
We just have to convince
Class A, right? I'll go.
**[19:44] Secretary**
What?
**[19:45] Masamune**
Why is she so passionate?
**[19:47] Neko**
Passion may be strong enough to
blast away the unreasonable.
**[19:52] Mari**
We refuse.
**[19:55] Mari**
It has already been decided
that Class A will be performing
**[19:58] ---**
"Snow White" with Aki-sama and
Kanetsugu-sama as the leads.
**[20:00] Masamune**
*Wh-What?!*
**[20:02] Tae**
We've already decided, too!
**[20:04] ---**
We're doing "Snow White" starring heartthrobs
Kojuurou-kyun and Masamune-kun!
**[20:07] Masamune**
*Wh-What?!*
**[20:08] Aki**
Why don't you give up?
**[20:12] Aki**
I'm sure there was a request to decline that.
**[20:14] Aki**
I mean, a "Snow White" with
only men is nothing but futile.
**[20:22] Masamune**
C-Class Rep?
**[20:24] Tae**
It's way weirder to have a fat prince!
**[20:27] Aki**
Fat is a sign of wealth.
**[20:29] Tae**
This isn't about what I want to do.
**[20:32] ---**
I just want to show the audience
what they want to see.
**[20:34] Aki**
This was a unanimous decision in our class.
**[20:40] Gasou**
Now, now. Calm down, you two.
**[20:43] Gasou**
She was suddenly rejected.
We should consider how she feels.
**[20:47] Aki**
W-Well, you're exactly right, Kanetsugu.
**[20:50] ---**
I guess I can see her point.
**[20:52] Masamune**
* What the hell is with this Cruel*
* Princess? It's infuriating!*
**[20:57] Masamune**
Then why don't we promote this by saying
we'll decide the winner by popular vote?
**[21:01] Tae**
Masamune-kun...
**[21:03] Aki**
Popular vote?
**[21:04] Masamune**
The best project is chosen by votes, right?
**[21:07] Masamune**
So doing the same play will actually
make it easier to determine a winner.
**[21:11] Tae**
That's a great idea! A drama battle!
**[21:13] ---**
That'll hype things up for sure!
**[21:14] Aki**
True... I guess I'd have to say that's fair.
**[21:17] Mari**
I suppose it might be if
you say so, Aki-sama.
**[21:21] Masamune**
What do you think, student council?
**[21:23] Masamune**
We can promote both of them at once.
**[21:26] Secretary**
Well, if you both agree to this,
I believe it'll be okay.
**[21:31] Tae**
Yes!
**[21:32] Aki**
Then I believe this is now officially
a competition, Futaba-san.
**[21:35] Tae**
Of course. We're not going
to lose, Adagaki-san!
**[21:41] Masamune**
Could we add on another competition?
**[21:46] Masamune**
Whoever wins gets to dance with
someone at the post-festival party.
**[21:51] Masamune**
* I can't just sit here biting*
* my nails, Round Prince.*
**[21:56] Gasou**
I guess it's pointless to ask with whom.
**[21:59] Gasou**
All right. I'm in.
**[22:01] Masamune**
All right!
**[22:03] Masamune**
There's no going back on this!
# E11 - Snow White of the Yasaka Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8V573GY/snow-white-of-the-yasaka-festival)
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***SIGN*** #11 "Snow White of the Yasaka Festival"
**[01:31] Tae**
Hey, Snow White! Are you
taking this seriously?
**[01:34] Kojuurou**
Class Rep...
***SIGN*** Director
**[01:35] Tae**
Don't call me Class Rep.
Call me The World's Futaba!
**[01:38] ---**
Just for now.
**[01:39] Tae**
Listen up. The show is tomorrow!
**[01:42] Tae**
We're not the only ones doing "Snow White."
**[01:45] Tae**
If you keep acting so limp,
we're going to lose to Class A.
**[01:49] Kojuurou**
B-But I'm doing my best...
**[01:52] Tae**
Your best isn't enough!
**[01:56] Masamune**
*Where did she get an ash tray?*
**[01:58] ---**
*I bet she just wanted to do that.*
**[02:00] Tae**
What are you trying to express here?
**[02:03] Tae**
Just you waking up?
**[02:05] ---**
No! That shouldn't be the extent of it.
**[02:07] Tae**
And you call yourself the
girl who has her mask?!
**[02:10] Masamune**
* Not good. Class Rep, the scenario*
* you thought up is starting to waver.*
**[02:15] ---**
I...
**[02:16] Kojuurou**
I-I'm...
**[02:18] Kojuurou**
I'm not a girl!
**[02:21] Masamune**
Kojuurou!
***SIGN*** The 41st Yasaka Festival Is About to Begin
***SIGN*** Gargle and Wash Your Hands
**[02:29] Kojuurou**
Why are girls so scary?
**[02:37] Neko**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[02:39] Kojuurou**
N-No, it's my fault.
**[02:42] Neko**
This costume is finished, so I was
just taking it to the gymnasium.
**[02:46] Neko**
Tomorrow's the big day, finally.
I'm so excited.
**[02:50] ---**
Where are you headed, Kojuurou-san?
**[02:51] Kojuurou**
O-Oh, I had a quick errand to run.
**[02:54] Neko**
Please come back soon.
**[02:59] Kojuurou**
*Fujinomiya is always smiling. That's so nice.*
**[03:02] Kojuurou**
* She doesn't say anything scary*
* and doesn't treat me like a girl.*
**[03:12] Masamune**
Kojuurou! Where'd you go?
**[03:14] ---**
Come on out!
**[03:16] Masamune**
There's pudding for dessert!
**[03:18] Gasou**
Wow, how nice. So this comes with dessert?
**[03:21] Masamune**
*Ugh! Gasou Kanetsugu!*
**[03:24] Gasou**
You're in the middle of
rehearsal too, aren't you?
**[03:26] Gasou**
Sweets are the best thing
for when you're tired.
**[03:29] Masamune**
R-Right. You'll get fat if
you eat too much, though.
**[03:34] Gasou**
Aki-chan gets really happy when I give
her little chocolates during breaks, too.
**[03:40] Gasou**
Isn't that really cute?
**[03:42] Masamune**
*Wh-What?!*
**[03:44] Gasou**
Isn't gaining someone's favor all about
doing lots of little things like that?
**[03:48] Gasou**
I mean, trying a wall slam just
because it was in some magazine...
**[03:56] Gasou**
To be honest, it had the opposite effect.
**[03:58] Gasou**
You really have no idea.
**[04:00] Masamune**
* Wh-Who's he to be giving*
* technical advice about love?*
**[04:04] Masamune**
*He's just a fatty.*
**[04:05] ---**
*Actually, is he really a guy?*
**[04:08] Gasou**
Anyway, let's both do our best tomorrow.
**[04:11] Masamune**
*Exuding confidence like that... Just wait.*
**[04:14] ---**
*I'm going to win, no matter what.*
**[04:16] Masamune**
* And I'm going to be the one to dance with*
* Adagaki Aki at the post-festival party!*
**[04:22] Masamune**
Small treats, good.
Wall slam, opposite effect.
**[04:28] Sonoka**
The show finally opens tomorrow.
**[04:30] Kikune**
Is everything going okay?
**[04:32] ---**
We can't let Makabe win, no matter what.
**[04:36] Mari**
There's no problem.
**[04:38] ---**
I'll take care of things.
**[04:41] Aki**
Let's do our best tomorrow at the show.
**[04:45] Aki**
What's the matter, Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu?
**[04:48] Gasou**
Huh? No, it's nothing.
**[04:50] Gasou**
By the way, I saw Makabe-kun today.
**[04:54] Aki**
D-Don't talk about him.
**[04:57] Gasou**
I-I'm sorry. You're right.
**[04:59] ---**
Sorry to put you in a bad mood.
**[05:02] Aki**
No, I'm sorry for getting irritated
over something like that.
**[05:07] Gasou**
There's no reason for you to apologize.
**[05:09] Gasou**
I just wasn't being considerate.
**[05:12] Aki**
You truly are kind.
**[05:14] ---**
You always have been,
Masamune... I mean, Kanetsugu.
**[05:20] Aki**
There are food stalls over there.
**[05:23] Lady**
Welcome.
**[05:24] Gasou**
*Always have been, huh?*
**[05:26] Gasou**
* I know very well that I shouldn't*
* be in a position to hear that.*
**[05:31] Gasou**
*I'm sorry, but I've got my own reasons,*
**[05:35] Gasou**
*princess of the Adagaki family.*
***SIGN*** Gasou
**[05:38] Gasou**
*My family's been poor for years now.*
**[05:42] Gasou**
* What's being asked of me is to*
* improve our financial situation.*
***SIGN*** Adagaki Group
**[05:49] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
You're the boy who was close
to Aki-sama, aren't you?
**[05:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
I could tell immediately.
You look exactly the same.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Gasou**
Yes...
**[06:00] Gasou**
*I can't fail this mission. No matter what.*
**[06:03] Gasou**
*That Makabe shouldn't be a problem.*
**[06:05] Gasou**
*My only problem is the real Masamune-kun*
**[06:08] ---**
*who was apparently a bullied fatty.*
**[06:13] Masamune**
Is someone talking about me?
**[06:15] Chinatsu**
It's probably because you're
running dressed like that.
**[06:18] Masamune**
Stop nitpicking about how I train!
**[06:21] Chinatsu**
Why do you have to expose
yourself for no apparent reason?
**[06:23] Masamune**
You're in the way of my—
**[06:25] Chinatsu**
See? You've caught a cold.
**[06:28] Chinatsu**
Mom! Onii-chan's got a cold!
**[06:31] Masamune**
Hey, wait, Chinatsu!
**[06:34] Kinue**
What?!
**[06:36] Kinue**
Maa-kun has a cold?! Are you going to die?!
**[06:38] ---**
No! Maa-kun, don't die!
**[06:40] masamune**
Of course I'm not going to die!
I am the embodiment of health!
**[06:43] Kinue**
Don't put up a death flag like that,
**[06:45] ---**
signaling that a main anime
character's about to go away!
***SIGN*** 41st
***SIGN*** 41st Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
**[06:55] Student1**
Hey, where should we go first?
**[06:58] Student2**
When do we switch shifts?
**[07:00] Kigurumi**
We're doing a fluffy café!
***SIGN*** Fluffy Café
**[07:03] Girl student A**
I wonder what'll be the most fun.
**[07:05] Girl student B**
Oh, there's no question.
***SIGN*** Double Snow White
***SIGN*** Double Snow White
**[07:07] Girl students**
Double Snow White!
**[07:09] ---**
The Cruel Princess versus Kojuurou-kyun!
**[07:16] Sonoka**
The theme of this year's Yasaka Festival is
**[07:20] Sonoka**
"explosion."
**[07:22] Sonoka**
Explode as you aim for first place!
**[07:29] Kojuurou**
A-Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
**[07:29] Sonoka**
I now present to you this year's
first-place prize... Ta-da!
**[07:31] Tae**
Did you catch a cold?
**[07:32] Masamune**
I'm totally fine. I'm in tip-top shape.
**[07:36] Tae**
Thank goodness. Let's do our best.
**[07:36] Sonoka**
Priority tickets to food stalls!
**[07:38] Masamune**
Right! Let's shut down Class A!
**[07:38] ---**
And a refreshing five days off!
**[07:42] Masamune**
*That probably wasn't a good idea yesterday.*
**[07:45] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Onii-chan, stop that.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kinue**
Come down here. It's dangerous.
**[07:49] (Flashback) Masamune**
Look, Mom! I'm perfectly healthy!
**[07:53] Sonoka**
Do you all want to take first place?
**[07:54] Masamune**
* To think that would guarantee*
* I'd catch a cold...*
**[07:57] Students**
Yeah!
**[07:57] Masamune**
*But I don't have time to rest.*
**[07:59] Sonoka**
Do you want to go to New York?!
**[07:59] Masamune**
* This isn't just about the competition*
* between Class A and Class B.*
**[08:01] Students**
Yeah!
**[08:03] Sonoka**
And now, let the 41st Yasaka Festival begin!
**[08:09] Masamune**
* I guess I'll just rest until our class*
* is up so I can try to get better.*
**[08:15] Neko**
I've caught you, Masamune-sama.
**[08:18] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san.
**[08:19] Neko**
If you're going to look around,
why don't we go together?
**[08:22] Masamune**
No, I'm...
**[08:24] Neko**
I have so many places I want to see.
**[08:27] ---**
Let's go, Masamune-sama.
**[08:28] Masamune**
H-Hey!
**[08:31] Masamune**
*I wanted to rest until the show!*
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[08:35] Masamune**
* The nurse's office? Why would*
* we come here of all places?*
**[08:39] Neko**
Come sit down, Masamune-sama.
**[08:46] Masamune**
Um...
**[08:48] Neko**
When you've been sick as long as I have,
**[08:51] ---**
you can tell just by touch
if someone has a fever.
**[08:55] Masamune**
So you knew from the start...
**[08:58] Neko**
If you're going to rest, getting actual
sleep will help you recover faster.
**[09:02] Masamune**
Sorry...
**[09:03] Neko**
Personally, I wouldn't mind if you
didn't make it back in time.
**[09:07] Masamune**
Huh?
**[09:08] Neko**
I mean, if you win, you get to
dance with Aki-sama, right?
**[09:12] Neko**
At the post-festival party.
**[09:13] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san...
**[09:16] Neko**
I'm kidding.
**[09:18] ---**
I wouldn't do anything to
betray everyone in Class B.
**[09:21] Masamune**
I can't even tell how serious you are.
**[09:24] Neko**
But if you do your best and lose,
**[09:28] ---**
I wouldn't mind being your dance partner.
**[09:36] Masamune**
You wouldn't mind, huh?
**[09:39] Neko**
Yes. Because I'd feel sorry for you.
**[09:41] Masamune**
Right. I'll be counting on
you if that happens, then.
**[09:44] Neko**
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
**[09:47] Masamune**
Are you going somewhere?
**[09:49] Neko**
I'm going to buy something to warm us up.
**[09:52] Neko**
Please get some rest, Masamune-sama.
**[10:03] Mari**
Please hurry. There's only
one more hour until the show.
**[10:11] Mari**
Aki-sama.
**[10:13] Mari**
Are you finished changing?
**[10:15] Aki**
There's a lot of room in the chest area.
**[10:18] Mari**
I see. We'll pad them, then.
**[10:22] Aki**
Wait, Mari! No! That tickles...
**[10:29] Gasou**
Huh?
**[10:33] Gasou**
Ow... That was mean.
**[10:36] ---**
I was just looking for a place to change.
**[10:39] Gasou**
Everywhere else was full.
**[10:41] Gasou**
Where should I go?
**[10:45] Gasou**
The person playing the
old lady selling apples?
**[10:49] Gasou**
What? You know a good spot?
**[10:53] Gasou**
You'll lead me there?
**[10:56] Gasou**
Thanks!
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Crêpes
**[10:57] Kojuurou**
*Fujinomiya-san likes Makabe-kun, doesn't she?*
**[10:59] Girl**
Please stop by!
**[11:01] Kojuurou**
* But I'd never be able*
* to be like Makabe-kun...*
**[11:02] Girl2**
Please take a look!
**[11:06] guyA**
I'm starving! What are you going to eat?
**[11:09] guyB**
I'm gonna eat yakisoba and takoyaki.
**[11:11] Kojuurou**
* I know! What if I start by*
* changing the way I talk?*
**[11:14] Kojuurou**
* It won't be just like Makabe-kun,*
* but if I just sounded a little manlier...*
**[11:21] Kojuurou**
* I need to sound manlier.*
* I need to sound manlier.*
**[11:25] Shoplady**
Thank you very much!
**[11:26] Kojuurou**
Fujinomiya-san!
**[11:28] Neko**
Kojuurou-san?
**[11:29] Kojuurou**
That seems heavy. I'll hold it for you.
**[11:32] Neko**
Huh? But...
**[11:33] Kojuurou**
It's all right.
**[11:35] Kojuurou**
I'm a manly man, darn tootin'!
***SIGN*** Oden
***SIGN*** Light Music Club Concert
**[11:38] Kojuurou**
H-Huh? I-I'm so sorry.
**[11:41] Neko**
Kojuurou-san, where were you from again?
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[11:46] Neko**
Masamune-sama, here's some oden...
**[11:50] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[11:54] tae**
* I need to fully check out*
* how the enemy's doing first.*
**[11:57] [SONG] Sign**
Snow White
**[11:58] Tae**
* Though our prince, Masamune-kun,*
* wins hands down.*
**[12:01] Neko**
Futaba-san!
**[12:03] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san, what's wrong?
**[12:05] ---**
Is it okay for you to run like that?
**[12:07] Neko**
I'm fine. I didn't cut open
my stomach for nothing.
**[12:12] Tae**
I-I see.
**[12:13] Kojuurou**
Has Makabe-kun come this way?
**[12:15] Tae**
Masamune-kun? No, he hasn't.
**[12:18] Neko**
Oh, no...
**[12:20] Neko**
Where could he have gone?
**[12:21] Tae**
Did something happen?
**[12:23] Neko**
He's gone.
**[12:25] Neko**
Masamune-sama isn't anywhere at school.
**[12:38] Masamune**
What the hell? Damn it!
**[12:47] Masamune**
It's no use.
**[12:49] Masamune**
My fever's going up again.
**[12:53] Kikune**
Oh, so you're awake.
**[12:54] Masamune**
Someone help!
**[12:57] Kikune**
Don't try anything funny.
**[13:00] Kikune**
You don't want to ruin your
hot guy reputation, do you?
**[13:05] Masamune**
You're the one who
assaulted me in my sleep.
**[13:08] Kikune**
It was easy.
**[13:14] Kikune**
If you're upset, build up enough muscles
that I can't carry you around by myself.
**[13:20] Masamune**
*This girl...*
**[13:21] Masamune**
* She just nonchalantly picked*
* a fight about my muscles.*
**[13:27] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san! Did you find him?
**[13:30] Neko**
No. Did you have any luck, Class Rep?
**[13:33] Tae**
I couldn't find him anywhere.
**[13:35] Neko**
He said he was going to rest
until it was his time to go on.
**[13:38] Tae**
This is confounding!
**[13:40] ---**
Maybe he was beamed up
with some cows into a UFO!
**[13:42] Neko**
I hope they return him after they've
made their modifications to him.
**[13:45] Tae**
I know, right? Right?
**[13:48] Tae**
Hey, Kojuurou-kyun!
**[13:50] Tae**
Any luck?
**[13:52] Kojuurou**
It's no use. I looked through all the
bathrooms and changing rooms, but...
**[13:56] Tae**
You struck out, huh?
**[13:57] Kojuurou**
But something was strange.
**[13:59] Tae**
Strange?
**[14:00] Kojuurou**
Yeah. I kept running into people
from Class A everywhere.
**[14:04] Tae & neko**
Class A?
**[14:06] Lady**
Welcome.
**[14:07] Mari**
Kikune-san, how are things going over there?
**[14:09] Kikune**
No problems here.
**[14:10] ---**
I think he tried to get away, but
it looks like he's given up for now.
**[14:14] Mari**
*Just make sure you do as I said, Kikune-san.*
**[14:17] Kikune**
I know. Leave it to me.
**[14:19] Masamune**
What are you going to do with me?
**[14:21] Kikune**
Nothing.
**[14:22] Masamune**
What?!
**[14:23] Kikune**
You just need to stay put here until
Aki-sama and Kanetsugu finish dancing.
**[14:29] Masamune**
* Until the Cruel Princess and*
* Kanetsugu finish dancing?!*
**[14:33] Kikune**
It serves you right.
**[14:35] ---**
That's what you get for
making a move on Aki-sama.
**[14:38] Masamune**
*She's trying to keep me from the stage.*
**[14:41] Tae**
Does that mean Class A is behind this?
**[14:44] Kojuurou**
No, I didn't mean...
**[14:47] Kojuurou**
Class A is also about to
start their show, right?
**[14:51] Kojuurou**
But they were panicking as if they'd
had some accident or problem.
**[14:56] Kojuurou**
They seemed really troubled.
**[14:58] Mari**
* Class B has no chance of*
* winning with Makabe gone.*
**[15:01] Mari**
*Now Aki-sama won't be tainted...*
**[15:03] Aki**
What?!
**[15:06] Aki**
Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu disappeared?
**[15:09] Aki**
But he was just near the classroom.
**[15:12] girlA**
But we can't find him at all.
**[15:14] aki**
Yoshino, have you seen him?
**[15:17] GirlB**
What about the other dressing
rooms? The bathrooms?
**[15:20] girlA**
I had the boys go look, but they had no luck.
**[15:22] girlC**
What should we do? Should
we get a replacement?
**[15:24] GirlD**
That'll never work.
**[15:25] ---**
There's no other boy in our class
who can fit into his costume.
**[15:29] Girls**
This is totally hopeless.
**[15:31] Aki**
Is he going to disappear at the
most important time again?
**[15:34] girlB**
Anyway, let's keep looking until it's time.
**[15:37] Girls**
Yeah!
**[15:39] Mari**
I let my guard down.
**[15:42] Mari**
* To think that they'd also*
* have the same plan...*
**[15:51] (Flashback) Gasou**
Wow, I didn't know this
quiet little place existed.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Gasou**
I don't think anyone will come around here.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Gasou**
Thanks. You're a lifesav—
**[16:00] (Flashback) Gasou**
Huh?! Hey, open up!
**[16:02] (Flashback) ---**
Open the door!
**[16:03] (Flashback) Gasou**
Hey, open the door!
**[16:08] Yoshino**
*Now I just need to report to Pig's Foot.*
**[16:13] Yoshino**
*He's not answering?*
**[16:16] Yoshino**
*Could it be...*
**[16:21] Masamune**
Please... Could you call the doctor?
**[16:24] Kikune**
You'll be fine. Just put some spit on it.
**[16:26] Masamune**
*My plan to play up my illness instantly failed.*
**[16:29] Kikune**
Just stay put.
**[16:31] ---**
After all this, you'd better
stay away from Aki-sama.
**[16:34] Masamune**
You don't have the right to tell me—
**[16:36] Kikune**
I do!
**[16:37] Kikune**
We're Aki-sama's personal guard.
**[16:41] Kikune**
It all started one year ago.
**[16:43] Masamune**
*Seriously? We're entering a flashback?*
**[16:46] Kikune**
I was in my third year of middle school.
**[16:48] ---**
In the dojo, no one stood
a chance against me.
**[16:52] Kikune**
Except for one guy...
***SIGN*** Tawarada
**[16:55] Kikune**
Tawarada Masaru, who would always
resort to almost cheating.
***SIGN*** Pure Heart, Clear Conscience
**[16:59] Kikune**
That day, Tawarada managed
to win again because he cheated.
**[17:04] Kikune**
After practice, he quickly changed
and went to ask a girl out.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Tawarada**
I-I've had my eye on you for so long!
**[17:12] (Flashback) Aki**
You really thought you could go out
with me without introducing yourself?
**[17:16] (Flashback) Aki**
Coward.
**[17:22] Kikune**
That was my first experience with Aki-sama.
**[17:25] Masamune**
*Ruthless as ever...*
**[17:27] Kikune**
She defeated that cheating bastard
without laying a single finger on him.
**[17:30] Kikune**
I thought she was truly the hand of justice!
**[17:33] Masamune**
Huh... And now the personal
guard of that hand of justice
**[17:37] ---**
is using this cowardly method?
**[17:39] Kikune**
Wh-What?!
**[17:40] Masamune**
If you wanted to win fair and square,
**[17:43] ---**
you wouldn't try to win by
default like this, would you?
**[17:49] Kikune**
I guess you might have a point!
**[17:51] Masamune**
*Are you Morontarou, born from a moron?*
**[17:54] Kikune**
But this is what Sonoka
and Mari told me to do...
**[17:57] Kikune**
We said we'd defeat you, so I was
going to try to defeat you.
**[18:01] Kikune**
But there's no way that Aki-sama
would actually lose. I mean...
**[18:05] Kikune**
Wh-What should I do?
**[18:13] Kikune**
Hello, Mari? Thank goodness.
**[18:15] ---**
I wanted to ask you something.
**[18:17] Kikune**
Huh? What?
**[18:18] ---**
Makabe? You want to talk to him?
**[18:21] Masamune**
Huh? Me?
**[18:22] Kikune**
Yeah.
**[18:23] Masamune**
Hello?
**[18:24] Mari**
*Makabe Masamune?*
**[18:26] Mari**
I'm the class rep of Class 2-A,
**[18:29] ---**
and a member of Aki-sama's
personal guard, Mizuno Mari.
**[18:32] Masamune**
* And what does the honorable*
* class rep want from me?*
**[18:34] Mari**
*Let's declare this match a draw.*
**[18:37] Masamune**
Huh?
**[18:38] Mari**
We'll let you out of there, so why
don't you also release your hostage?
**[18:43] Masamune**
Hostage? What are you—
**[18:45] Masamune**
*Could it have been Master?*
**[18:50] Masamune**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[18:53] Mari**
*Wha— Are you trying to play dumb?*
**[18:55] Masamune**
Even if something like that happened,
**[18:58] ---**
which class is closer to show time?
**[19:01] Masamune**
Our show is in the afternoon.
**[19:04] Masamune**
I'll just wait here until
my friends come. Bye.
**[19:07] Mari**
*Hold it, Makabe Masamune!*
**[19:07] [Messenger] Sign**
In Call
Mizuno Mari
**[19:09] Masamune**
*Now, the balance of power has shifted.*
**[19:12] ---**
* We were at a disadvantage,*
* but now we have checkmate.*
**[19:15] Masamune**
* Which will lead to a checkmate for my*
* eventual revenge against Adagaki Aki.*
**[19:22] Mari**
I'm so mad! How dare you try
to take advantage of me?!
**[19:26] Mari**
Who does he think he is?!
**[19:27] ---**
Stupid! Idiot! Piece of shit!
**[19:29] ---**
I'll curse your descendants!
**[19:29] Aki**
Mari! There you are!
**[19:32] Mari**
Aki-sama!
**[19:33] Aki**
Let's hurry to the gymnasium.
**[19:35] Mari**
But did they find Gasou Kanetsugu?
**[19:38] Aki**
No.
**[19:40] Aki**
But...
**[19:41] Aki**
The curtain will still rise.
**[19:43] ---**
At this rate, I'll just perform
this even without a prince.
**[19:46] Mari**
Aki-sama...
**[19:48] Aki**
I always knew I couldn't rely on any prince.
**[19:52] Aki**
Since a long, long time ago...
**[19:55] Masamune**
*Now we'll just have to see what they do next.*
**[19:59] Masamune**
* If they don't do anything,*
* we'll definitely win.*
**[20:04] Kikune**
I'm a coward, and I'm finished.
**[20:06] ---**
My master is going to let me go.
**[20:10] Kikune**
Huh? It's Mari again.
***SIGN*** Message Mari Edit
**[20:13] Kikune**
"Leave Makabe there and help
search for Gasou Kanetsugu."
**[20:18] Kikune**
He's gone, too?
**[20:21] Masamune**
R-Really?
**[20:23] Kikune**
Wait a minute...
**[20:25] Kikune**
Did you guys do the same thing?!
**[20:27] Masamune**
Hey! Wait! Calm down!
**[20:29] Kikune**
Who were you calling a coward?!
**[20:33] Kikune**
You tricked me!
**[20:41] Tae**
He's not here, either.
**[20:43] ---**
Honestly, where did our prince go?
**[20:46] Kikune**
Divine punishment!
**[20:50] Both**
There he is!
**[21:06] Masamune**
I'm sorry to make you worry.
**[21:07] Tae**
They seriously locked you up?!
**[21:10] Tae**
Isn't that awful?! I have
to go complain to Class A!
**[21:12] Masamune**
I don't know the details,
**[21:15] ---**
but now that I'm safe, there's
no need to hurry, is there?
**[21:19] Masamune**
Unlike us, they're going to have to withdraw.
**[21:22] Both**
Withdraw?
**[21:24] Masamune**
Well, their prince, Gasou
Kanetsugu, is missing, right?
**[21:29] Masamune**
They won't be able to put
on their play like that.
**[21:35] Masamune**
So now that I'm safe, we've basically won.
**[21:38] Masamune**
Wait, you didn't know that yet?
**[21:41] Kojuurou**
They've already started their play.
**[21:46] Tae**
What's going on?
**[21:48] Tae**
If what you said is true, that means
they don't have a prince, right?
**[21:53] Kojuurou**
Does that mean they
went on without a prince?
**[22:04] Masamune**
*What the hell is she thinking?!*
# E12 - Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYX0QW73R/dont-let-go-of-the-mic-even-if-you-die)
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***SIGN*** Currently 2-A's "Snow White" Is Showing
***SIGN*** #12 "Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die"
**[00:10] Aki**
My, what a cute little house.
**[00:13] Aki**
Small chairs and a small table.
**[00:16] Aki**
I wonder who lives here.
**[00:19] Masamune**
*Their costumes and the set*
**[00:20] ---**
*look much more professional than I expected.*
**[00:24] Masamune**
*It's even standing room only.*
**[00:27] Aki**
But why is this place so covered in dust?
**[00:31] Aki**
Will you all help me clean?
**[00:33] Dwarves**
Of course, Snow White!
**[00:45] Neko**
Do you think we can win?
**[00:49] Masamune**
*No way.*
**[00:51] Masamune**
*It's not just a matter of their Snow White.*
**[00:53] ---**
*Their entire cast is on another level.*
**[00:56] Masamune**
*How much did they rehearse to get this far?*
**[00:59] Mari**
How do you like the show, Makabe Masamune?
**[01:03] Masamune**
Did you find Gasou?
**[01:05] Mari**
No.
**[01:05] Masamune**
Do you have his replacement?
**[01:07] Mari**
There aren't any other boys
who could fit in his costume.
**[01:11] Masamune**
Then why did you let the show go on?
**[01:15] Mari**
Because Aki-sama decided that she
would go on even without a prince!
**[01:21] (Flashback) Aki**
As you all know, Gasou Kanetsugu
still hasn't been found.
**[01:26] (Flashback) Queen**
What's going to happen?
**[01:27] (Flashback) Soldier**
Are we canceling?
**[01:28] (Flashback) Aki**
But we all rehearsed more than anyone else.
**[01:32] (Flashback) Classmate**
But...
**[01:34] (Flashback) Aki**
The Woodcutter,
**[01:35] (Flashback) Aki**
the Castle Soldier,
**[01:37] (Flashback) Aki**
the Queen... everyone.
**[01:40] (Flashback) Aki**
Wouldn't it frustrate you if
we canceled because of this?
**[01:43] (Flashback) Aki**
Everyone who isn't busy right
now is looking for the prince.
**[01:48] (Flashback) Aki**
We just need to keep our hopes up and
continue putting on the best show we can.
**[01:53] (Flashback) Aki**
That's what we're going
to have everyone watch.
**[01:58] MC**
* We will now begin Class 2-A's*
* presentation of "Snow White."*
**[02:07] Mari**
She said that she didn't want to
retreat in the face of the enemy.
**[02:10] Masamune**
Adagaki-san said that?
**[02:11] Mari**
Good for you.
**[02:13] Mari**
If we can't find Gasou Kanetsugu
by the end, the play will fail.
**[02:16] Mari**
Everything will go according to your plan!
**[02:19] Masamune**
Wait—
**[02:21] Neko**
Masamune-sama!
**[02:23] Aki**
That's right. I'm not going to cry.
**[02:26] Aki**
I won't lose. I'll be fine.
**[02:29] Aki**
I'll live on with my head held high.
**[02:31] Masamune**
We have to let him out.
**[02:33] Neko**
Huh?
**[02:34] Masamune**
*I have to get Master to let Kanetsugu out.*
**[02:39] Masamune**
*Where are you, Master?*
**[02:48] Masamune**
*You're up there?!*
**[02:50] Masamune**
* If that's where you are, how am*
* I supposed to get a hold of you?!*
**[02:54] Neko**
Are you all right, Masamune-sama?
**[02:56] Neko**
Did your fever come back?
**[02:58] Masamune**
No, I'm fine.
**[02:59] ---**
What's bad right now isn't my
health. It's this situation.
**[03:03] Masamune**
*Think... There must be a way.*
**[03:06] Masamune**
*Some way to remedy this...*
**[03:09] ---**
*A way to let this play stick its landing.*
**[03:15] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san.
**[03:16] Neko**
Yes?
**[03:17] Masamune**
I have a favor to ask you.
**[03:22] Neko**
Masamune-sama, that's...
**[03:24] Masamune**
Please!
**[03:27] Masamune**
Please...
**[03:32] Neko**
I shall go.
**[03:42] Student A**
Huh? Makabe Masamune?
**[03:43] Student B**
From Class B? Why?
**[03:49] Mari**
May I help you, Makabe Masamune-san?
**[03:53] Mari**
If you've come here just to
laugh at us, please leave—
**[03:56] Masamune**
That's not it!
**[03:58] Masamune**
*I know this is crazy.*
**[04:00] ---**
* My head is throbbing, and I feel like I'm*
* going to pass out from the fever, but...*
**[04:06] Masamune**
Hey, if you don't want
to end this unfinished,
**[04:10] Masamune**
please hear me out.
**[04:15] Dwarf A**
The Princess has died!
**[04:17] Dwarf B**
Snow White-sama!
**[04:20] Mc**
* And so, Snow White was put*
* into a coffin by the dwarfs.*
**[04:25] Aki**
*I guess they never found Kanetsugu.*
**[04:28] Aki**
*Even after we tried so hard...*
**[04:31] Aki**
* That's enough. We'll just have*
* to end the show like this.*
**[04:35] Aki**
* Snow White died after eating the apple.*
* She won't come back to life.*
**[04:40] Aki**
*Actually, this is more realistic.*
**[05:07] Aki**
*You can't rely on the prince.*
**[05:09] ---**
*That's what it comes down to.*
**[05:13] Masamune**
Is this a dream or an illusion?
**[05:21] Masamune**
To think I'd find a coffin
in a place like this...
**[05:25] Crowd A**
Hey, wait...
**[05:26] Crowd B**
That's the prince, right?
**[05:27] Crowd C**
But the actor's...
**[05:30] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san!
**[05:32] Tae**
Where's Masamune-kun?
**[05:40] Tae**
Wh-Why is Masamune-kun in
Class A's "Snow White"?!
**[05:47] Masamune**
*Everyone's watching.*
**[05:48] ---**
*Everyone's staring hard.*
**[05:50] Masamune**
*I'm sweating... Did my fever go up again?*
**[05:53] ---**
*Or is it because of the lights?*
**[05:55] Masamune**
*But I can't turn back now!*
**[05:59] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'll take the stage in Gasou's place.
**[06:02] (Flashback) Masamune**
And I'll take this play to the end.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Mari**
Wha—
**[06:07] (Flashback) Mari**
Do you understand what you're saying?
**[06:10] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm pretty sure I do.
**[06:13] (Flashback) Mari**
Listen. We are enemies.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Mari**
You, from Class B, intended to win
this competition as well, didn't you?
**[06:20] (Flashback) Mari**
So why would you...
**[06:21] (Flashback) Masamune**
I do intend to win. I did intend to win...
**[06:25] (Flashback) Masamune**
But I didn't think the production being put
on right now deserved to be destroyed.
**[06:30] (Flashback) Mari**
So you're implying that this is
genuinely for the sake of art?
**[06:36] (Flashback) Masamune**
As much as I hate to admit it...
**[06:38] Masamune**
Please don't be alarmed,
**[06:40] Masamune**
good people of the forest.
**[06:42] Masamune**
I understand exactly how you feel.
**[06:44] Masamune**
*Just go along with it!*
**[06:45] Masamune**
I'm sorry for causing such a stir.
**[06:47] Masamune**
*Just shut up and go along with it!*
**[06:49] Masamune**
I have one question. What happened here?
**[06:53] Masamune**
*Come on, connect! Just keep going!*
**[06:55] Masamune**
* Keep it going! Connect! Keep*
* going! Keep going! Connect!*
**[07:03] Dwarf A**
Well, my Prince...
**[07:05] Dwarf B**
Our Snow White...
**[07:07] Dwarf C**
...has sadly taken her final breath.
**[07:09] Masamune**
*Bravo! They caught on!*
**[07:13] Masamune**
Snow White—
**[07:21] Mari**
*What the hell is that man doing?!*
**[07:26] Dwarf B**
A-Are you all right, Prince?
**[07:28] Dwarf A**
Get a hold of yourself, Prince!
**[07:30] Dwarf C**
Please stand up.
**[07:33] Masamune**
I'm just tired from my long journey.
**[07:37] Masamune**
My chronic illness...
**[07:39] Dwarf B**
P-Please don't push yourself
too hard, Prince.
**[07:42] Mari**
Just how weak is this prince?!
**[07:44] Kikune**
Well, it's no surprise.
**[07:46] Mari**
Huh?
**[07:46] Kikune**
He's got a cold. His fever's
probably pretty high.
**[07:51] Mari**
Fever?
**[07:53] Mari**
I thought he might actually be
trying to ruin the performance.
**[07:58] Kikune**
I don't think he really has
that in him right now.
**[08:10] Mari**
*Please...*
**[08:11] Mari**
*Just hold out until the end.*
**[08:16] Masamune**
*Just a little more....*
**[08:18] Masamune**
*I can't pass out here.*
**[08:25] Yoshino**
You must have had a hard journey, my Prince.
**[08:28] Masamune**
Th-Thank you...
**[08:33] Yoshino**
Don't forget this later.
**[08:37] Yoshino**
Now go and gaze upon the princess's face.
**[08:40] Masamune**
*Anyway, I just have the kiss left.*
**[08:42] Masamune**
*After that, I can crawl into a bed.*
**[08:45] Masamune**
*I can pass out then.*
**[08:47] ---**
*But for now, kiss! The end!*
**[08:53] Masamune**
* I just need to say my final line,*
* kiss her, and it'll be over.*
**[08:57] Aki**
*What are you waiting for?*
**[09:01] Aki**
* We just have to pretend*
* to kiss, and it'll be over.*
**[09:04] Aki**
*Hurry up and get to it!*
**[09:05] Masamune**
What a beautiful princess!
**[09:07] ---**
It's as though she's only sleeping.
**[09:12] Masamune**
* Kiss her, and it'll be done.*
* Kiss her, and it'll be done.*
**[09:14] ---**
*Kiss her, and it'll be done...*
**[09:41] Aki**
What are you doing?!
**[09:50] Yoshino**
Yay. Snow White-sama
came back from the dead.
**[09:58] Dwarves B & C**
Yay!
**[10:00] Dwarves**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[10:01] Mc**
*A-And so Snow White lived happily ever after*
**[10:05] ---**
*with the prince and the dwarfs of the forest.*
**[10:08] Mc**
*A happy end for one and all.*
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[10:29] Sonoka**
And so, the Yasaka Festival ended
yesterday without a hitch.
**[10:34] Sonoka**
The winner of the popularity poll was
Class 2-A's production of "Snow White."
**[10:39] Sonoka**
Class B had to cancel their
performance, so they came in last.
**[10:42] Sonoka**
Therefore, the winner of
this match was Class A.
**[10:46] Sonoka**
And the Best Hero and Best Heroine awards
**[10:48] ---**
went to Makabe Masamune-kun
and Adagaki Aki-sama.
**[10:52] Tae**
This isn't fair!
**[10:53] Sonoka**
You say that, but...
**[10:56] Tae**
Well, Class A was only able to finish
their play because Masamune-kun
**[11:01] ---**
appeared in it without telling us, right?
**[11:03] Tae**
Masamune-kun went straight to
the nurse's office after that...
**[11:08] Tae**
And my whole script was completely ruined!
**[11:12] Masamune**
I'm sorry.
**[11:12] Gasou**
Well, when I offered to be
Class B's prince in your place...
**[11:17] (Flashback) ---**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Tae**
Don't underestimate the
importance of pairings.
**[11:21] Tae**
It's not like just anyone is good
enough for Kojuurou-kyun!
**[11:24] Gasou**
Wha—
**[11:25] Aki**
Whatever. It's all in the past.
**[11:28] Aki**
More importantly, why are so many
people crammed in such a small space?
**[11:33] Tae**
We were thinking of having
an after-party here.
**[11:36] Aki**
Oh, so were we.
**[11:37] Gasou**
Now, now. All the other rooms were full,
so this party room was all they had.
**[11:45] Masamune**
*Why is the atmosphere so tense?*
**[11:47] Sonoka**
Oh, I know. Why don't you settle things
from the cultural festival here?
**[11:51] Tae & gasou**
Huh?
**[11:52] Sonoka**
Well, we have both classes here.
**[11:54] Sonoka**
We'll just settle things with a song battle.
**[12:00] Aki**
There's no point in competing.
**[12:02] Aki**
I know exactly how it'll
end before we even start.
**[12:05] Tae**
And exactly why do you
think we're going to lose?
**[12:08] Tae**
Right, Kojuurou-kyun?
**[12:10] Kojuurou**
R-Right...
**[12:11] Tae**
Fine. We'll accept this challenge.
**[12:13] Tae**
How about whoever loses has
to pay the entire tab here?
**[12:17] Aki**
All right. Very well.
**[12:20] Neko**
We're having a song battle, Masamune-sama.
**[12:22] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[12:25] Sonoka**
All right, then...
**[12:26] Sonoka**
Who will be the true victor?
**[12:28] Sonoka**
The karaoke song battle!
**[12:31] Sonoka**
The first one up is...
**[12:33] Tae**
I, Futaba Tae, will go!
**[12:35] Tae**
Masamune-kun, could you put
in "Selfish MIRROR HEART"?
**[12:38] Neko**
Masamune-sama, will you put in the request?
**[12:41] Masamune**
Uh, sure.
**[12:42] Masamune**
One sec...
**[12:43] Masamune**
Uh... Huh? Hm...
**[12:47] Kojuurou**
Do you want me to do it for you?
**[12:49] Masamune**
Thanks, Kojuurou.
**[12:50] ---**
I haven't used this type of device before.
**[12:54] Kojuurou**
It's in, Class Rep.
**[12:56] Tae**
Okay! Let's do this!
**[12:58] Sonoka**
The first one up from
Class B is Futaba Tae-san!
***SIGN*** Selfish
**[13:00] [SONG] Sign**
Lyrics: Masaki Erika
Composition: Katou Yuusuke
**[13:01] Sonoka**
The song she chose is "Selfish MIRROR HEART!"
**[13:04] Tae**
Selfish MIRROR HEART!
Look at my upside-down eyes!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** Control
***SIGN*** Technique
***SIGN*** Emotion
***SIGN*** Rhythm
***SIGN*** Comments: You were mostly keeping with the rhythm. Let's keep trying harder.
***SIGN*** Calories Burned:
**[13:18] Tae**
How's that?
**[13:19] Tae**
That was my true power!
**[13:22] Neko**
You're very good, Futaba-san.
**[13:23] Tae**
Nah, it was nothing.
**[13:26] Aki**
I'll go next.
**[13:28] Mari**
Aki-sama, we're counting on you.
***SIGN*** Snow Flower
**[13:30] Aki**
This isn't weakness or me being needy
**[13:35] Aki**
I just love you
**[13:39] Aki**
That's what I thought from my heart
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** Control
***SIGN*** Technique
***SIGN*** Emotion
***SIGN*** Rhythm
***SIGN*** Comments: You're able to sing for a long time on the correct pitch. Hearing your singing is very soothing.
***SIGN*** Calories Burned:
**[13:46] Gasou**
You're amazing, Aki-chan.
**[13:48] Aki**
It wasn't my best, but
I guess it is what it is.
**[13:52] Masamune**
*Not your best, my ass...*
***SIGN*** Fast
***SIGN*** Interrupt Reservation
**[14:02] [SONG] Sign**
Original Song
Key Reservation
***SIGN*** Reserve
**[14:03] Neko**
Now, then... I guess I'm up next.
**[14:06] Kojuurou**
Do your best, Fujinomiya-san.
**[14:08] Neko**
I shall.
***SIGN*** Goodbye, The One I Love Most
**[14:08] [SONG] Sign**
Lyrics: Kojima Izumi
Composition: Kojima Izumi
**[14:09] Tae**
Oh, I love this song. It's
so sad, but such a good song.
**[14:13] Neko**
Yes. It's a breakup song that
perfectly fits how I feel right now.
**[14:19] Yoshino**
You brute.
**[14:20] Neko**
Goodbye, the one I love most
**[14:23] Masamune**
*Wha—*
**[14:24] Masamune**
*What the hell is this situation?!*
**[14:27] Neko**
Goodbye, the one I love most
**[14:32] Neko**
I still love you
**[14:35] Kikune**
Are you plotting something again?
**[14:38] Sonoka**
If I'm inferring correctly,
**[14:39] Neko**
I'm so disappointed, I'm so sad
**[14:39] ---**
Makabe Masamune is not
accustomed to karaoke.
**[14:43] Kikune**
Now that you mention it,
he does seem a bit tense.
**[14:47] Sonoka**
This is our chance, Kikune-chan.
**[14:50] Sonoka**
If Aki-sama sees just how
pathetic and pitiful he is,
**[14:51] Neko**
Please just come back
**[14:53] ---**
she'll become disillusioned.
**[14:55] Sonoka**
She'll completely despise Makabe.
**[14:57] Kikune**
You're so smart, Sonoka!
**[15:01] Aki**
Yoshino, aren't you next?
***SIGN*** Walk Over Amagi Pass
**[15:06] [SONG] Sign**
Lyrics: Yoshioka Osamu
Composition: Gen Tetsuya
**[15:08] Masamune**
So stoic!
**[15:09] Yoshino**
Her lingering scent that you couldn't hide
**[15:11] Tae**
How about this?
**[15:14] Masamune**
*I-I wonder what it is...*
**[15:15] Masamune**
*She's on pitch,*
**[15:15] Yoshino**
Had eventually stuck to you
**[15:17] ---**
* but I've never heard someone sing*
* "Walk Over Amagi Pass" this way.*
**[15:21] Masamune**
In a way, she's definitely the only one.
**[15:21] Yoshino**
Rather than have someone take you from me
**[15:22] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun, did you decide on a song?
**[15:24] Masamune**
No, not yet...
**[15:26] Masamune**
One sec...
**[15:27] Yoshino**
May I just kill you instead?
**[15:32] Masamune**
*Ugh, it's throbbing...*
**[15:35] ---**
*Maybe I'll just go home.*
**[15:37] Sonoka**
You're not allowed to run away.
**[15:41] Kikune**
If you're trying to keep Aki-sama
from seeing how pathetic you are,
**[15:44] ---**
it's too late for that.
**[15:46] Masamune**
Wh-What are you...
**[15:47] Sonoka**
Well, you're the hot normie Makabe-kun.
**[15:50] Sonoka**
I'm sure karaoke is easy-peasy for you.
**[15:53] Kikune**
We want to hear you sing.
**[15:55] ---**
I'm sure we'll be moved.
**[15:59] Masamune**
Of course—
**[15:59] Aki**
What are you doing?
**[16:01] Both**
Aki-sama?!
**[16:02] Aki**
It's not fair for the hosts to put further
pressure on one of the participants, is it?
**[16:08] Both**
We're sorry.
**[16:09] Aki**
Come on, hurry back to the
room. Everyone's waiting.
**[16:13] Both**
Okay...
**[16:20] Masamune**
Th-Thanks...
**[16:21] Masamune**
*Did she just back me up?*
**[16:23] ---**
*She even came out of the room...*
**[16:28] Aki**
I don't need you to thank me.
**[16:32] Masamune**
*Or not!*
**[16:34] Aki**
Come on, let's go. It's almost your turn.
**[16:37] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[16:46] Aki**
*Th-This is the opening song from* Hadapure*!*
***SIGN*** Smile de Hadapure!
**[16:47] [SONG] Sign**
Lyrics: yuiko
Composition: Ramseeni
**[16:49] Aki**
Wh-Who put this in without saying anything?
**[16:52] Neko**
I did.
**[16:54] Neko**
I thought it wouldn't hurt to put it in while
Masamune-sama was away from his seat.
**[16:59] Aki**
I-I see.
**[17:00] Aki**
*Damned Commando Catgirl! When did she...*
**[17:03] Neko**
Could you hand me that mic there?
**[17:06] Aki**
I-I know that!
**[17:08] Masamune**
*She looks super pissed.*
**[17:11] Neko**
Would you like to sing along with me?
**[17:13] Neko**
It is a duet, after all.
**[17:18] Aki**
I guess I don't have a choice.
**[17:19] Aki**
Smile, everyone!
**[17:21] Aki**
I'm always Hadapure!
**[17:36] ---**
Hey, look this way
**[17:39] Neko**
Come on, don't be shy
**[17:41] Aki**
It's no fun unless you keep your head up
**[17:47] Neko**
We're definitely
**[17:49] Aki**
Yeah! Positive!
**[17:52] Neko**
Keep your dreams big and bold
**[17:56] Aki**
I want to become
**[17:59] Neko**
As sparkly as a jewel
**[18:03] Ai**
Just kidding!
**[18:04] Neko**
Pure heart
**[18:05] Aki**
I'm so excited!
**[18:07] Neko**
I can't be stopped yet
**[18:13] Both**
We'll find it, no matter what!
**[18:15] Both**
Go forth, Hadapure! Pure, so pure!
**[18:18] Both**
We won't lose in cuteness
**[18:20] Both**
Let the flower of courage bloom,
and let all the excitement out
**[18:25] Both**
I'm Hadapure!
**[18:27] Both**
We want to send kindness to your skin
**[18:31] Both**
Let's get excited again
**[18:34] Aki**
So tomorrow
**[18:36] Neko**
Our smiles will be pure-pure, too
**[18:38] Both**
So excited! Hadapure!
**[18:47] Mari**
Aki-sama!
**[18:48] Tae**
Wow, that was amazing!
**[18:49] Gasou**
*Hadapure* sure brings back memories. I loved it.
**[18:52] Kojuurou**
So cool!
**[18:57] Aki**
The best Hadapure is, of course,
the original, Whitening-chan.
**[19:00] Neko**
You must be joking.
**[19:02] ---**
Surely you mean Sunscreen-sama.
**[19:07] Aki**
I guess we'll never see eye to eye.
**[19:10] Masamune**
*They're hopeless.*
**[19:12] Kojuurou**
You're the final act, Masamune-kun.
**[19:15] Masamune**
*That's right!*
**[19:16] Tae**
What're you gonna sing?
**[19:20] Masamune**
Then...
**[19:21] [SONG] Sign**
Lyrics: ChouCho
Composition: AstroNoteS
**[19:30] Masamune**
*Listen to the cries of my soul!*
***SIGN*** Hello. Will you be placing an order?
**[19:41] ---**
Huh?
**[19:42] Yoshino**
Someone...
**[19:43] Yoshino**
Please help...
**[19:48] Front desk**
*Hello? Hello?*
**[19:50] Front desk**
*Hello?!*
**[19:53] Masamune**
Man, that was embarrassing.
What did you guys think?
**[19:57] Masamune**
I burned fifteen calories.
***SIGN*** Unable to Score
***SIGN*** We were unable to score this.
***SIGN*** Calories Burned:
**[19:59] Masamune**
That's about the same as fifty sit-ups.
**[20:05] Masamune**
Wow, I didn't know you could burn
so many calories by doing karaoke.
**[20:10] Masamune**
Maybe I'll add it as a new
part of my workout regimen.
**[20:14] Masamune**
I wonder why everyone went home, though.
**[20:17] Masamune**
Right, Adagaki-san?
**[20:20] Masamune**
By the way, where's Koiwai-san?
**[20:22] Aki**
She's out shopping.
**[20:23] ---**
I ended up using more energy
than necessary because of you.
**[20:27] Masamune**
Because of me?
**[20:28] Aki**
Anyway, why did you stay behind?
**[20:31] ---**
You should have gone
home with everyone else.
**[20:33] Masamune**
I'll go home after Koiwai-san comes back.
**[20:35] Aki**
What?
**[20:36] Masamune**
It's dangerous for a girl to be
out here by herself at this hour.
**[20:41] Masamune**
Though I'm sure that even
if some guy came up to you,
**[20:44] ---**
you'd chase him away.
**[20:46] Aki**
If you know that...
**[20:47] Masamune**
What happened last time
might happen again, too.
**[20:52] Aki**
Do whatever you want.
**[20:53] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah.
**[20:55] Masamune**
Hey, you know, you never
did thank me for that.
**[20:58] Aki**
Huh? You're bringing that up now?
**[21:00] Aki**
I properly apologized for that,
and you did it all on your own, anyway.
**[21:04] Aki**
That's right. You always
do whatever you want.
**[21:08] Aki**
Like at the cultural festival...
**[21:17] Aki**
What do you want me to do?
**[21:19] Masamune**
Huh?
**[21:20] Aki**
I'm asking you what you want me to do.
**[21:23] ---**
You know, to thank you...
**[21:25] Masamune**
* Whoa, where's this coming*
* from, Cruel Princess?*
**[21:27] Masamune**
*Why are you being so sincere?*
**[21:29] Masamune**
*No, this must be a trap.*
**[21:31] ---**
*Any minute now, she'll bare her fangs.*
**[21:33] Aki**
H-Hurry up and tell me.
**[21:36] Masamune**
Th-Then, um... How about a kiss?
**[21:42] Masamune**
How about you kiss me this time?
**[21:47] Masamune**
*D-Did I go too far?*
**[21:48] ---**
*Did I ask for too much?*
**[21:56] Aki**
All right.
**[21:57] Masamune**
*Huh? She said yes so easily?!*
**[22:00] Aki**
Th-Then will you close your eyes?
**[22:03] Masamune**
Uh, um...
**[22:04] Aki**
It's embarrassing, so
hurry up and close them.
**[22:07] Masamune**
O-Okay!
**[22:08] Aki**
Are you ready?
**[22:10] ---**
Make sure you don't open your eyes.
**[22:12] Aki**
If you open them, I'll be mad.
**[22:14] Masamune**
*Wh-What am I supposed to do next?*
**[22:16] Masamune**
*Actually, how do I look right now?*
**[22:17] Masamune**
*Maybe I look really stupid...*
**[22:19] Masamune**
*No, damn it. Straighten up!*
**[22:27] Masamune**
*Sweet... And hot...*
**[22:30] Masamune**
*Wait, what?!*
**[22:35] Aki**
That's plenty for you.
**[22:38] Aki**
And I gave you half of my precious
food, so you should be thankful.
**[22:46] Aki**
So good.
**[22:48] ---**
Go on, eat it before it gets cold.
**[22:52] Masamune**
I-It is good.
**[22:56] Aki**
Right?
**[22:58] ---**
Let's go home, Yoshino.
**[23:03] Yoshino**
You never follow through, Pig's Foot.
**[23:06] Masamune**
M-Master?
**[23:07] Yoshino**
A little bit more and you might
have gotten your revenge.
**[23:11] Masamune**
Huh?!
**[23:12] Yoshino**
Why didn't you go for it instead of waiting?
**[23:14] ---**
Y-You mean...
**[23:17] Yoshino**
You're so stupid, Pig's Foot.
**[23:20] Masamune**
What are you doing, Makabe Masamune?!
**[23:25] Masamune**
*But I've only just begun.*
**[23:27] Masamune**
*Adagaki Aki...*
**[23:28] Masamune**
*Next time, I* will *make you
fall in love with me...*
***SIGN*** Notice of Class Trip
***SIGN*** Destination: Paris, France
**[23:31] Masamune**
*And then dump you.*
# E - OAD
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**[00:11] Girl**
That boy is so hot!
**[00:13] Girl**
Is he a model?
**[00:14] Girl**
He's got really great skin, too.
**[00:16] Masa**
*My hotness is on point again today.*
**[00:18] Masa**
* I'm hot, both smart and athletic,*
* and both beautiful and witty.*
**[00:21] Masa**
*Is there a more perfect man than me?*
**[00:26] Masa**
Of course there's not!
***SIGN*** "Of Course, My Mom..."
**[02:02] Masa**
Today's workout regimen consists of front
planks, plank leg raises, and push-ups.
**[02:07] Haruka**
Welcome home, Maa-kun!
**[02:11] Masa**
Would you act your age for once, you old hag?!
**[02:14] Haruka**
Owie...
**[02:17] Masa**
How old are you?
Would you give that up already?!
**[02:22] Haruka**
Maa-kun, you dummy! I'm in the fifth grade!
**[02:26] Masa**
Huh? Are you still half-asleep?
**[02:30] Mom**
Oh, dear. Maa-kun, you know better
than to be mean to little girls.
**[02:35] Masa**
Huh?!
**[02:37] Mom**
You don't remember her?
She's Asae-neesan's little Haruka-chan.
**[02:42] Masa**
Aunt... Asae?
**[02:45] Mom**
Yes. Haruka-chan is your cousin, Maa-kun.
**[02:48] Mom**
Has it been about a year
since you last saw each other?
**[02:50] Haruka**
Uh-huh...
**[02:51] Masa**
*Haruka?*
**[02:53] Masa**
*Haruka? I've heard that name before.*
**[02:56] Masa**
* Oh, yeah. That was right around*
* the time I finally got skinny.*
**[02:57] (Flashback) Guy**
Thank you all for gathering here today.
**[03:00] (Flashback) Guy**
Eat plenty, drink plenty,
and enjoy yourselves.
**[03:08] (Flashback) Masa**
What?
**[03:09] (Flashback) Haruka**
Masamune-oniichan!
**[03:13] Masa**
Oh, she's that pudgy little pudding!
**[03:17] Masa**
Man, you sure do look a lot like the loli hag.
**[03:20] Masa**
I mean... You sure have grown in a year! Yeah!
**[03:23] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan!
**[03:24] Chinatsu**
Why did you make Mom cry again?
**[03:28] Masa**
Wait, no! She's not—
**[03:29] Chinatsu**
She's not what? You horrible son!
**[03:33] Asae**
Oh, Masamune-kun and Chinatsu-chan.
I see you're as close as ever.
**[03:44] Chinatsu**
Auntie?
**[03:45] Asae**
I wish I could've had an older
brother for Haruka, too.
**[03:49] Mom**
You've still got time, Nee-san.
**[03:52] Asae**
You think so?
Maybe I'll give it another try.
**[03:55] Mom**
I'll be cheering you on.
Right, Haruka-chan?
**[03:57] Haruka**
You can do it, Mommy!
**[04:00] Masa**
*Just how are you going to do that?*
**[04:04] Masa**
*Guess they really are sisters.*
**[04:06] Masa**
* Seriously, though, they all*
* look way too much alike.*
**[04:09] Masa**
*Is our hag some kind of monster?*
**[04:13] Chinatsu**
Come over here for a sec!
**[04:15] Mom**
What is it, Chinatsu-chan?
**[04:28] Chinatsu**
Here, change into these.
**[04:33] Chinatsu**
Nice.
**[04:37] Chinatsu**
Very nice.
**[04:42] Chinatsu**
So cute!
**[04:45] Chinatsu**
This is the best!
**[04:53] Masa**
Come on, now.
**[04:56] Asae**
I can't let this continue.
**[04:58] Chinatsu**
So cute!
**[05:01] Chinatsu**
Very nice! Why don't you
two get a little closer?
**[05:04] Chinatsu**
Very nice!
**[05:08] Masa**
Wait, is she calling the cops?!
**[05:11] Asae**
Sorry for the wait!
**[05:12] Masa**
Auntie, wait!
**[05:21] Masa**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[05:22] Asae**
Oh, come on, now! It's your Auntie Asae!
**[05:25] Masa**
You lie!
**[05:25] Asae**
Please. I just got a little serious.
**[05:28] Masa**
Serious? What does "serious" even mean?!
**[05:30] Masa**
Serious about what?!
**[05:32] Mom**
Asae-neesan, you should have
Chinatsu-chan take your picture, too.
**[05:35] Asae**
That was exactly my intention!
**[05:37] Haruka**
Yay! We all match!
**[05:39] Chinatsu**
It's amazing what you can do with makeup.
**[05:42] Masa**
Makeup? This is makeup?!
**[05:45] Masa**
Does that mean our loli hag also
looks like that because of makeup,
**[05:48] ---**
and she's actually...
**[05:51] Masa**
Women are terrifying!
I don't even want to think about that!
**[05:53] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan, you dummy. Mom is all natural.
**[05:57] Both**
Right?
**[05:58] Masa**
Wh-What?!
**[06:00] Masa**
That's terrifying in its own right!
**[06:09] All**
So, which one is your real mom?
**[06:14] Mom**
Is it me?
**[06:16] Asae**
It's me, of course!
**[06:17] Haruka**
It's me, duh!
**[06:18] One**
It's me!
**[06:20] Two**
Come on, Maa-kun!
**[06:21] Three**
I'm telling you, it's me!
**[06:21] Some**
Look at me!
**[06:25] Masa**
Please, no!
**[06:30] Masa**
I'm so tired.
**[06:35] Haru**
Um... You see, Maa-kun,
I wanted to be your girlfriend,
**[06:39] Haru**
so I tried really hard to grow bigger.
**[06:41] Masa**
Huh?
**[06:42] Asae**
Cousins can get married.
**[06:45] Masa**
You've got good taste. I'll give you that.
**[06:49] Masa**
But someone else already has my heart.
**[06:51] Haru**
Oh...
**[06:53] Masa**
*Whoops... I was a bit too straightforward.*
**[06:57] Haru**
Well, if things don't work out,
I get to be next, okay?
**[07:01] Masa**
Huh?
**[07:03] Chinatsu**
The women of the Makabe
family sure are tough.
**[07:09] Masa**
You're the last person who should say that!
***SIGN*** "Tsunade Island, Once More."
**[07:19] Tae**
This feels great, doesn't it?
**[07:21] Neko**
The scent of the salt air is so rich
that it's almost suffocating.
**[07:25] Tae**
I didn't think I'd be able
to come back this year.
**[07:28] Neko**
We must thank Aki-sama
for inviting us over again.
**[07:32] Tae**
Yeah! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun again!
**[07:35] Yoshi**
We'll be there soon, so get ready.
**[07:38] Both**
Okay.
**[07:40] Midori**
Welcome to Tsunade Island!
***SIGN*** Tsunade Island
**[07:43] Midori**
We're happy to have you again this year!
**[07:47] Kojuurou**
Hello, Yuisaki-san.
**[07:48] Midori**
Oh, I see you're as cute as ever, cutie boy!
**[07:52] Koju**
"Cutie boy"...
**[07:54] Midori**
Welcome to Aki-sama and the rest, as well.
**[07:57] Tae**
Hello!
**[07:58] Neko**
I may be "the rest,"
but thank you for having us.
**[08:02] Midori**
Oh? Where's the fucking
refreshing boy from last year?
**[08:06] Aki**
Ah...
**[08:07] Midori**
*Oh?*
**[08:09] Midori**
*Did they break up? Separate?*
**[08:11] Midori**
* Bye-bye my love?*
* Something definitely happened!*
**[08:13] Midori**
Ahem.
**[08:15] Midori**
Get a hold of yourself, Aki-sama.
**[08:17] Midori**
There are plenty of good men
other than that fucking boy.
**[08:21] Midori**
Now, hit me with any venting or anything
awful you want to say about him!
**[08:24] Aki**
Indeed...
**[08:26] Tae**
It really is too bad about Masamune-kun.
**[08:28] Neko**
If only *that* hadn't happened...
**[08:30] Midori**
"That"?
**[08:31] Midori**
Was the reason infidelity? DV?
**[08:33] Aki**
Both.
**[08:34] Midori**
Oh, my stars! My, oh, my, oh, my!
**[08:36] Midori**
Who did he cheat with? Who did he hit?
**[08:39] Yoshi**
Himself... and himself.
**[08:41] Midori**
Huh?
**[08:42] Aki**
He's such an idiot.
He's the worst idiot who ever lived.
**[08:48] Masa**
*I'm on top of my game again today!*
**[08:50] Masa**
*Everything about me is in perfect symmetry.*
**[08:52] Masa**
*I look beautiful walking or sitting.*
**[08:55] Masa**
* Not to mention my hotness*
* is blinding as the sun.*
**[08:59] Masa**
*I am truly perfec—*
**[09:03] (Flashback) Girls**
What...
**[09:07] aki**
He was so enamored by his reflection
that he crashed into a street lamp?
**[09:10] Aki**
He actually bled? And got a concussion?
**[09:12] Aki**
How self-loving and narcissistic can he be?!
**[09:14] ---**
He is the biggest fool who's ever lived!
**[09:17] Midori**
Ah, so that's why he
couldn't come on this trip.
**[09:20] Midori**
Oh...
**[09:23] Midori**
I mean... Oh, I hope he
gets back on his feet soon.
**[09:29] Aki**
What? As if I want anything to do with him.
**[09:32] Neko**
In that case, I'll gladly
take him off your hands.
**[09:35] Yoshi**
Me, too.
**[09:37] Aki**
Y-You two can't even tell when I'm joking?!
**[09:40] Neko**
Oh, I thought you were quite serious.
**[09:43] Tae**
Come on! Just try on this
bikini for a second!
**[09:47] Koju**
No!
**[09:51] Koju**
Makabe-kun, how could you
leave me alone like this?!
**[10:00] Tae**
I'm so sure he'd look cute in it.
**[10:03] Tae**
Too bad.
**[10:04] Neko**
It's not as if I don't understand how you feel...
**[10:09] Neko**
Yes?
**[10:10] Aki**
Are you two ready?
**[10:12] Neko**
Yes, anytime.
**[10:18] Aki**
What?
**[10:20] Tae**
Whoa, what happened?
Did you finally hit puberty?
**[10:23] Aki**
That's right. I'm not my old self anymore.
**[10:32] Tae**
Wow, it's such a nice day today.
**[10:36] Neko**
T-Today is quite amusing.
**[10:40] Yoshi**
Something came rolling toward me.
**[10:50] Aki**
Y-Yoshino?
**[10:52] Yoshi**
Yes, Aki-sama?
**[10:54] Aki**
I'm hungry. Could you bring
me something to eat?
**[10:57] Yoshi**
Please prepare your own meal.
**[11:03] Aki**
Yoshino's gotten quite a bit bolder.
**[11:43] Aki**
Yoshi—
**[11:45] Yoshi**
What is it?
**[11:47] Aki**
Never mind.
**[11:49] Aki**
Yes?
**[11:57] Yoshi**
You should start brushing from the ends.
**[12:03] Tae**
Hi, hi!
**[12:05] Neko**
Thank you for having us over.
**[12:06] Yoshi**
What?
**[12:08] Tae**
What do you mean, "what?"
We're having a girls' night!
**[12:11] Tae**
Talking into the wee hours
of the morning is a must!
**[12:13] Tae**
We came all the way to the ocean!
And it's nighttime!
**[12:16] Yoshi**
That makes no sense.
**[12:17] Neko**
This calls for sweets
and relationship stories.
**[12:20] Tae**
Yeah! Relationship stories!
And things like what our types are...
**[12:26] Neko**
Setting that aside...
Maybe we should talk about some troubles
**[12:29] ---**
we can finally bring up now.
**[12:31] Aki**
Wh-What? I'm fine with talking about
relationship things or any advice you'd need!
**[12:38] Yoshi**
Since we're all here, we should...
**[12:40] All**
We should...?
**[12:41] Yoshi**
Study.
**[12:45] Tae**
Yeah...
**[12:46] Neko**
That'd be best.
**[12:48] Aki**
Wha—
**[12:52] Aki**
You were actually serious?
**[12:54] Tae**
I mean, we're third-years now.
**[12:58] Tae**
We have to prepare for entrance exams.
**[13:00] Yoshi**
Let's start with kanji drills.
**[13:02] Aki**
Hey!
**[13:03] Midori**
There isn't enough alcohol, damn it!
**[13:06] Midori**
What are y'all being so buddy-buddy for?
**[13:09] Midori**
Oh, I see.
**[13:11] ---**
I can't be considered a girl anymore
because I've bazongaed into my thirties?
**[13:14] Midori**
This old hag is trying way too hard?
**[13:16] Midori**
Asking for a ring for my birthday
present was too overbearing?
**[13:20] Midori**
A beef bowl is more than enough?!
**[13:21] ---**
Help...
**[13:22] Midori**
Shut your dumbass mouth!
**[13:26] Midori**
Oh, I'm aware.
**[13:28] ---**
Love is just an illusion.
It's all a misunderstanding.
**[13:31] Midori**
Some people just wake up from
the dream faster than others!
**[13:35] Midori**
Hey! Aki! Sama!
**[13:38] Midori**
You understand, don't you?
**[13:40] ---**
You only went out with that
hot boy because he's cute.
**[13:43] Midori**
You wouldn't have done it if he were a fatty!
**[13:47] Midori**
How about you? Would you date a fatty?
**[13:48] Tae**
Er, um...
**[13:51] Neko**
I'd have no issue as long as they were healthy.
**[13:53] Aki**
I'd still go out with them.
**[13:56] both**
You there!
**[13:57] Aki**
You averted your eyes just now, didn't you?
**[14:00] Midori**
You only like attractive people,
don't you?! You terrifying child!
**[14:07] Neko**
I'd love to hear what you'd have to say.
**[14:09] Tae**
Agreed!
**[14:13] Midori**
You terrifying child!
**[14:20] Koju**
Makabe-kun, save me...
**[14:54] Masa**
*Hello?*
**[14:55] Aki**
So, how are you doing?
**[14:57] Masa**
*Okay, I guess.*
**[14:58] Masa**
*How are things over there?*
**[15:00] Aki**
Fine. We're having fun.
**[15:03] Aki**
It's not as though I have to worry about
**[15:06] ---**
how you're holding up,
or if you'll run into another pole.
**[15:09] Aki**
It's a very nice feeling.
**[15:14] Masa**
*So you're lonely?*
**[15:20] Aki**
Of course I'm lonely, you dummy.
***SIGN*** "Cinderella After Twelve"
**[15:36] Yoshi**
Onee-chan.
**[15:38] Yoshi**
Here. Gifts from Tsunade Island.
**[15:42] Nari**
Oh, right. Thanks. Did you have fun?
**[15:45] Yoshi**
Somewhat.
**[15:47] Nari**
I see. Don't you have the day off today?
**[15:50] Nari**
Your trip to Tsunade Island
counted as work, didn't it?
**[15:54] Nari**
I mean, I can understand that you feel
more comfortable wearing that outfit.
**[16:08] Nari**
Pick whatever you like and try it on.
**[16:10] Yoshi**
Huh?
**[16:18] Yoshi**
This is way too mature for me.
It won't look good.
**[16:21] Nari**
What are you talking about?
**[16:22] ---**
We're sisters. Of course it'll look good on you.
**[16:35] Yoshi**
I don't think...
**[16:36] Nari**
Not quite right, huh?
**[16:41] Nari**
Hold on.
**[16:45] Yoshi**
Onee-chan...
**[16:46] Nari**
I know.
**[16:49] Nari**
Stay perfectly still.
Otherwise, you'll see blood.
**[17:19] Nari**
We should probably trim your bangs a bit.
**[17:31] Nari**
Here.
**[17:38] Nari**
There.
**[17:43] Nari**
There we go.
**[17:48] Yoshi**
*Th-This is torture.*
**[17:50] Nari**
And you're all done.
You can open your eyes now.
**[18:02] Nari**
I guess we can't do much about you
looking like an errand girl,
**[18:05] Nari**
but today's your day off,
so go do something for yourself.
**[18:09] Yoshi**
Huh?
**[18:11] Nari**
Off you go.
**[18:24] Yoshi**
* Since I was always doing whatever*
* Aki-sama needed me to do,*
**[18:27] ---**
*I never got to carry a tiny purse like this.*
**[18:32] Yoshi**
* I always wore flat shoes so that*
* I could rush to her side at any time.*
**[18:39] Yoshi**
*I never did my nails, either.*
**[18:49] Guy**
Welcome.
**[19:08] Yoshi**
It's sweet.
**[19:09] Guy**
Is it to your liking?
**[19:19] Yoshi**
*I wonder why I can't find this fun.*
**[19:25] Girl**
Thank you!
**[19:28] ---**
That was nice.
**[19:28] ---**
Yeah, how fun!
**[19:31] ---**
Let's go over there.
**[19:32] ---**
Sure.
**[19:33] Yoshi**
*Oh, right.*
**[19:35] Yoshi**
*Because when I finally let myself be selfish,*
**[19:37] ---**
* I still wasn't able to get*
* the one thing that I wanted.*
**[19:56] Girl**
Balloons!
**[19:57] Boy**
I'll go get you one!
**[20:02] Boy**
I-I'm sorry!
**[20:15] Yoshi**
You can have it.
**[20:19] Girl**
Thank you!
**[20:36] Guy**
Oh, sorry.
**[21:00] Girl**
Did you see her? She was super cute!
**[21:04] Guy**
Huh? Where?
**[21:05] Guy**
I don't think I saw her.
**[21:11] Yoshi**
Sorry, Onee-chan.
**[21:13] Nari**
It's fine, but are you sure you
want to come back already?
**[21:17] Yoshi**
Yeah.
**[21:19] Nari**
Honestly, what am I going to do with you?
**[21:21] Yoshi**
But it was a little bit fun.
**[21:24] Yoshi**
I had been wanting to be
prettier... on my own.
**[21:29] Nari**
Really?
**[21:30] Yoshi**
Yeah.
**[21:31] Nari**
So you're finally getting serious?
**[21:33] Yoshi**
I'll become prettier, be a better woman...
**[21:36] Nari**
Yup, yup...
**[21:38] Yoshi**
...make them fall for me, and then dump them.
**[21:40] Nari**
What?
**[21:43] Yoshi**
Just kidding.
**[21:48] Yoshi**
It's Aki-sama.
**[21:54] Nari**
Who knew she had that side to her?
# Season 2
# E1 - The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3DE39/the-wee-parisian-mademoiselle)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Aki**
I won't fall for you.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Aki**
You're just a Pig's Foot.
**[00:20] Masamune**
Makabe Masamune at his
absolute best yet again today.
**[00:24] Masamune**
I am truly like the rising sun!
**[00:27] Chinatsu**
Yikes, guess you're still full of yourself.
**[00:31] Masamune**
Gah!
**[00:32] Masamune**
Chinatsu! I thought I told you
not to just barge in here!
**[00:36] Chinatsu**
Yeah, whatever. Man, you're loud.
**[00:38] Chinatsu**
Control yourself when you're in France.
**[00:40] Chinatsu**
Don't embarrass all of Japan.
***SIGN*** Class Trip France
***SIGN*** Yasaka High School
**[00:43] Kinue**
Good morning, Maa-kun and Chinatsu-chan!
**[00:45] Kinue**
It's time for breakfast.
**[00:47] Kinue**
You're leaving today, aren't you?
**[00:49] Kinue**
I went all-out for you today!
**[00:51] Kinue**
There's fried chicken,
fried shrimp, and even gratin!
***SIGN*** High in calories
***SIGN*** High in calories
***SIGN*** High in calories
**[00:55] Chinatsu**
Yay, gratin!
**[00:57] Kinue**
Maa-kun, is there anything
else you'd like to ea—
**[00:59] Masamune**
Both of you, out!
**[01:02] Masamune**
Damn that loli hag...
**[01:04] Masamune**
How could I eat something so high
in calories first thing in the morning?
**[01:10] Masamune**
* The greatest opportunity since the*
* cultural festival has presented itself!*
**[01:13] Masamune**
* The City of Flowers is truly a perfect*
* place to exact my revenge.*
**[01:16] Masamune**
* And that's when I'll get a checkmate*
* in my Dead or Love plan!*
**[01:27] Yoshino**
Are you ready, Aki-sama?
**[01:30] Aki**
Yes.
**[01:32] Aki**
Could you take my suitcase, Yoshino?
**[01:34] Yoshino**
As you wish.
**[01:46] Chinatsu**
Get me a gift, 'kay thanks.
**[01:48] Kinue**
Maa-kun, come home soon, okay?
**[01:51] Kinue**
Maa-kun!
**[01:52] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah. I'll see you later.
***SIGN*** #1 "The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle"
**[03:33] Frank**
*Dearest Muriel, I saw the piece you sent me.*
**[03:38] Frank**
*It's quite a masterpiece.*
**[03:40] Frank**
*One piece of advice I have for you:*
**[03:42] Frank**
* you should learn more about*
* Japanese high school students.*
**[03:46] Muriel**
So it *is* hopeless.
**[03:48] Muriel**
No matter how much I practice...
**[03:54] Muriel**
High school students from Japon...
**[03:58] Muriel**
They're just too far away.
**[04:00] Masamune**
Wow...
**[04:02] Tour guide**
An art museum was made in the
Louvre Palace during the French Revolution.
**[04:07] Tour guide**
It can easily be called the
greatest art museum in the world.
***SIGN*** Traveling Through France
**[04:11] Kojuurou**
Sans crème s'il vous plait...
**[04:14] Kojuurou**
"Without whipped cream, please."
**[04:17] Masamune**
* I've never seen Kojuurou*
* study so hard in his life.*
**[04:21] Kojuurou**
What should I do, Makabe-kun?
**[04:23] Kojuurou**
We're in the land of macarons,
canelés, and bon bon chocolats!
**[04:26] Kojuurou**
Can you believe it?!
**[04:27] Masamune**
Try to calm down a bit, Kojuurou.
**[04:29] Tae**
Fashion! The Opera House! Ballet!
**[04:32] Tae**
Love and romance! Amore!
**[04:36] Masamune**
What you're trying to say is...
**[04:38] Neko**
What you're trying to say
is "amour," Futaba-san.
**[04:41] Neko**
"Amore" is Italian.
**[04:58] Masamune**
*So you've come, Cruel Princess.*
**[05:00] Gasou**
Aki-chan, there was a
churros shop over there.
**[05:04] Masamune**
*And there's the bumpkin fiancé.*
**[05:06] Masamune**
*There he goes, getting in my way again.*
**[05:12] Masamune**
*No, no. Calm down.*
**[05:14] Masamune**
*For me, this class trip should be—*
**[05:23] Masamune**
* We're definitely in the land of amour!*
* PDA everywhere!*
**[05:28] Masamune**
*This country is truly the best place for this.*
**[05:32] Masamune**
* I'm going to make Adagaki Aki fall for me,*
* and then dump her on the spot.*
**[05:38] Masamune**
* So that I can move my*
* Dead or Love plan forward!*
**[05:42] Masamune**
Just you wait, Cruel Princess!
**[05:44] Masamune**
The rising sun...
**[05:46] Masamune**
No, Soleil le Vant!
**[05:49] Aki**
Hey.
**[05:50] Masamune**
Huh?
**[05:51] Aki**
Could you keep some time open
during our free periods on this trip?
**[05:54] Masamune**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[05:57] Aki**
Exactly what it sounds like.
**[05:59] Aki**
I've been thinking ever
since the cultural festival
**[06:02] Aki**
that I should actually take some
time to properly talk to you.
**[06:06] Masamune**
*Th-This is... Wait, what the heck's going on?*
**[06:09] Aki**
Anyway, this is a promise!
I'll make you pay if you break it!
**[06:14] Masamune**
U-Uh, w-wait—
**[06:19] Masamune**
O-Oh, no! A French girl?
**[06:22] Aki**
Hey!
**[06:23] Masamune**
H-How do I apologize?
***SIGN*** Schedule Book
***SIGN*** Translation
**[06:27] Masamune**
Excusez moi!
**[06:31] Muriel**
Ca nefaitrien.
**[06:32] Masamune**
*An eyepatch?*
**[06:34] Muriel**
Are you Japonais?
**[06:37] Masamune and Aki**
Did she just speak Japanese?
**[06:39] Masamune**
Y-Yes, I'm Japanese. I'm in high school.
**[06:44] Muriel**
A high school student...
**[06:46] Muriel**
Japanese...
**[06:50] Muriel**
Yes! You're the one I was
looking for, my Chikuwa-kun!
**[06:58] Muriel**
My name is Muriel Besson!
**[07:02] Muriel**
I am a second-year in high school.
**[07:04] Masamune**
I'm Makabe Masamune.
**[07:06] Aki**
I'm Adagaki Aki.
**[07:08] Masamune**
Your Japanese is very good.
Did you study it somewhere?
**[07:11] Muriel**
Why, yes! I learned a lot from
anime and manga from Japon, I did!
**[07:16] Masamune**
Manga, eh?
**[07:18] Muriel**
Manga from Japon is fantastic!
**[07:21] Muriel**
Every time my brother goes to Tokyo for work,
I ask him to buy me lots of manga!
**[07:26] Masamune**
*She's...*
**[07:28] Aki and Masamune**
*...definitely an otaku.*
**[07:30] Muriel**
I hope that one day I'll be able
to draw manga like that, I do.
**[07:34] Masamune**
Wait, you?
**[07:37] Muriel**
Well, we do have bande dessinée in France.
**[07:42] Muriel**
But what I want to draw is
Japonais manga, it is!
**[07:50] Masamune**
You drew this?
**[07:51] Muriel**
Yes! I still have much to work on, but...
***SIGN*** Leave it to Tsumire
**[08:05] Muriel**
I want to draw a poppy and exciting rom-com
about Tsumire-san, who lives in Tokyo!
**[08:12] Masamune**
Rom-com?!
**[08:13] Aki**
Why in the world are the names of the
heroine and hero Tsumire and Chikuwa?
**[08:17] Muriel**
Because my favorite Japanese food is oden!
**[08:23] Muriel**
Does something seem off to you?
**[08:27] Masamune**
I'm not sure if "off" is the right word...
**[08:29] Aki**
I do have a lot of questions...
**[08:32] Muriel**
My older brother also told me
**[08:34] Muriel**
that I should learn more about
Japanese high school students.
**[08:39] Muriel**
When I first saw you, I thought Chikuwa-kun
was standing right in front of me!
**[08:43] Masamune**
Huh?
**[08:44] Muriel**
You're the ideal Japanese
high school boy, Masamune.
**[08:48] Muriel**
Please let me use you
as a model for my manga!
**[08:51] Masamune**
What?!
**[08:52] Aki**
What?
**[08:52] Muriel**
What do real high school boys think about?
**[08:56] Muriel**
Do you prefer toast for breakfast?
Or perhaps sushi?
**[08:59] Masamune**
Um...
**[09:00] Muriel**
Yes?
**[09:02] Masamune**
I'm flattered that you're so interested,
**[09:05] Masamune**
but I'm currently on vacation...
**[09:08] Muriel**
Is there any way you'd consider it?
**[09:14] Masamune**
What do I do?
**[09:16] Aki**
Hey, are you saying you don't care
about your promise with me?
**[09:22] Masamune**
I'm sorry, Muriel-san.
**[09:23] Masamune**
We're but humble high school
students on their class trip.
**[09:26] Muriel**
Humble?
**[09:29] Muriel**
Oh, you mean like the samurai?
**[09:31] Masamune**
No.
**[09:33] Masamune**
A-Anyway, we have to stay with our class,
so we don't have much free time,
**[09:38] Masamune**
and when I do, I plan to go around with her.
**[09:44] Aki**
Hey! What's the big idea?
**[09:46] Masamune**
Throw me a bone here!
**[09:49] Masamune**
So, even though I'd like to help
you out, I just don't have time.
**[09:52] Masamune**
I'm really sorry.
**[09:55] Muriel**
I see...
**[09:57] Muriel**
I cannot force you, I cannot.
**[10:00] Masamune**
I'll be rooting for you. Good luck.
**[10:19] Kojuurou**
Fujinomiya-san, do you like that painting?
**[10:22] Neko**
Yes, though I'm not sure if
"like" is the right word.
**[10:24] Neko**
I just feel uneasy looking at it.
**[10:28] Neko**
Look, they're not wearing anything on top.
**[10:32] Kojuurou**
Oh, right.
**[10:33] Neko**
Feeling cold can lead to many ailments.
I want to lend them something to wear.
**[10:38] Kojuurou**
*Fujinomiya-san's so nice...*
**[10:42] Kojuurou**
Oh, yeah, Fujinomiya-san!
**[10:43] Neko**
Yes?
**[10:45] Kojuurou**
Um, um, um...
**[10:50] Neko**
You're looking quite pale
yourself, Kojuurou-san.
**[10:52] Kojuurou**
No! I'm totally fine.
**[10:56] Neko**
Oh?
**[11:02] Tae**
What's the matter, you two?!
**[11:04] Neko**
Can someone get us some stretchers?
**[11:07] Aki**
Mind your own business, Commando.
**[11:10] Aki**
I don't want to excite them any more.
**[11:13] Kojuurou; Neko; Tae**
"Them"?
**[11:15] Aki**
We're safe here, aren't we?
**[11:17] Masamune**
Yeah, it looks like it.
**[11:24] Masamune and Aki**
I thought I was going to die...
**[11:28] (Flashback) Masamune**
She sure was strange.
**[11:31] (Flashback) Aki**
I'll say that she's definitely passionate.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Aki**
Anyway, get off of me already!
**[11:39] (Flashback) Masamune**
Whoa...
**[11:42] (Flashback) Masamune**
S-Sorry...
**[11:45] (Flashback) Aki**
Makabe.
**[11:53] (Flashback) Skinhead**
Venez.
**[12:03] Masamune**
Adagaki-san, is your French decent?
**[12:06] Aki**
I can basically say, "Can I get the check,"
**[12:08] Aki**
and "Is there anyone who understands Japanese?"
**[12:11] Masamune**
Good. We're on the same level.
**[12:13] Aki**
Why are you relieved
right now?! Are you stupid?
**[12:18] Masamune**
M-Marcy bocut!
**[12:20] Masamune**
Crowassant!
**[12:21] Masamune**
Escargoo!
**[12:22] Masamune**
Arch of Triumph! Huh?
**[12:25] Frank**
*It's a pleasure to meet you, 3D Chikuwa-kun.*
**[12:30] Frank**
My name is Frank Besson.
**[12:32] Frank**
I'm the older brother of the
girl you just rejected, Muriel.
**[12:37] Frank**
My position is the reverse of yours right now.
I'm actually in Tokyo on business.
**[12:41] Frank**
Japan sure is a nice place.
**[12:45] Masamune**
*B-Business, you say?*
**[12:48] Frank**
No matter. That's not the
issue here. It's what you did.
**[12:53] Frank**
*Why did you decline Muriel's request?*
**[12:55] Masamune**
Huh? Uh...
**[12:57] Frank**
* The worst sin you can commit*
* in this world is making Muriel cry.*
**[13:01] Frank**
* The second-worst sin you can commit*
* in this world is disappointing Muriel!*
**[13:07] Frank**
If you want to stay with that girl there,
**[13:10] Frank**
how about you two teach Muriel
the essence of a rom-com?
**[13:14] Frank**
That's simple enough, isn't it, Chikuwa-kun?
**[13:22] Yoshino**
Ah... So when you get a day with free time,
**[13:25] Yoshino**
you have to spend it with Aki-sama
and this otaku mademoiselle.
**[13:30] Yoshino**
Can I ask how that happened?
**[13:33] Masamune**
I honestly have no idea.
**[13:38] Masamune**
I'm sorry. Everything was ruined despite
you setting it all up for me, Master.
**[13:44] Yoshino**
Me? What did I do?
**[13:47] Masamune**
You didn't?
**[13:48] Masamune**
I figured the Cruel Princess
wouldn't invite me to talk to her
**[13:52] Masamune**
one-on-one without your help...
**[13:56] Masamune**
Seriously?
**[13:58] Masamune**
Wait, does that mean she invited me herself?
**[14:03] Yoshino**
I'm honestly surprised myself.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Aki**
I should actually take some
time to properly talk to you.
**[14:10] Masamune**
*She looked pretty serious...*
**[14:13] Yoshino**
But it's a good thing that
Aki-sama seems proactive.
**[14:16] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[14:18] Yoshino**
I'll help you out so that
no one else gets in your way.
**[14:23] Masamune**
Thanks.
**[14:31] Masamune**
Oh, sorry. Kojuurou and the
others are waiting for me.
**[14:41] Masamune**
Master.
**[14:44] Masamune**
I'm seriously counting on you.
**[14:56] Male student**
How long are you gonna be in
the shower? Get out already, Gasou.
**[15:00] Gasou**
Sorry. Just hang on a little longer.
**[15:04] Gasou**
* Jeez, I can't even get changed*
* in peace. How annoying.*
**[15:09] (Flashback) Gasou**
Aki-chan, there was a churros shop over there.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Gasou**
Why don't we go there together?
**[15:15] (Flashback) Aki**
Sorry, I've got something to do.
**[15:19] Gasou**
*Makabe Masamune.*
**[15:20] Gasou**
*You accursed man.*
**[15:23] Gasou**
*I need money, damn it...*
**[15:25] Gasou**
*So that I can preserve the Gasou name and status.*
**[15:29] Gasou**
*Love and gender don't matter.*
**[15:31] Gasou**
*Money is everything.*
**[15:34] Gasou**
*I catch a red snapper using a shrimp...*
**[15:37] Gasou**
*Nay, I'll catch money using love.*
**[15:40] Gasou**
*I call this brilliant plan... "Fishing."*
**[15:49] Masamune**
*I guess neither of us got any sleep.*
**[15:52] Masamune**
Okay, let's go, Adagaki-san.
**[15:55] Aki**
Right...
**[15:57] Kojuurou**
Are you really okay?
**[15:59] Kojuurou**
Weren't you threatened
by some really scary people?
**[16:01] Tae**
Want us to tag along quietly?
**[16:04] Masamune**
I think we'll be fine...
**[16:06] Aki**
We're counting on you if we don't
make it back in time, Commando.
**[16:20] Muriel**
Masamune! Aki!
**[16:22] Muriel**
You actually came, you did!
**[16:24] Muriel**
I was so excited for today that
I was tingling with excitement!
**[16:29] Masamune**
Do you mean "trembling with excitement"?
**[16:31] Muriel**
Oui!
**[16:34] Masamune**
*She's so serious about this...*
**[16:37] Masamune**
*Ah, well...*
**[16:41] Masamune**
Okay, let's begin.
**[16:43] Masamune**
First, Besson-san...
**[16:45] Muriel**
You can call me Muriel.
**[16:47] Masamune**
Okay, Muriel.
**[16:48] Masamune**
There's something I want to
ask you about this manga.
**[16:51] Muriel**
Really?
**[16:54] Masamune**
First, this right here.
**[16:56] Masamune**
He asked her out three panels ago,
and they're totally a thing now.
**[17:01] Muriel**
Is there a problem with that?
**[17:04] Masamune**
As someone who's read all the volumes of
the monumental classic of romance manga,
**[17:09] Masamune**
"*Rose-eyed Steroid*," let me say...
**[17:11] Masamune**
When it comes to rom-coms...
**[17:13] Masamune**
Once they both fall for each other,
80% of the story is over!
**[17:16] Masamune**
Tease! Tease until you can tease no more!
**[17:19] Muriel**
Tease?
**[17:20] Masamune**
Yes.
**[17:21] Masamune**
You can make it all count in the remaining 20%,
**[17:24] Masamune**
but it's a cruel path that
I cannot recommend to beginners.
**[17:29] Muriel**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[17:30] Masamune**
But why?!
**[17:32] Muriel**
I mean, they like each other, right?
**[17:34] Muriel**
Then they should tell each other.
**[17:38] Muriel**
Staring at each other like this
**[17:42] Muriel**
and kissing might also be good.
**[17:44] Masamune**
Hey!
**[17:45] Muriel**
Je t'adore.
**[17:49] Aki**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[17:52] Aki**
Unlike French people, normal Japanese people
**[17:55] Aki**
can't easily tell someone
else their feelings!
**[17:58] Aki**
There are times we want to
be honest, but we can't!
**[18:01] Masamune**
Or something from their past
might be holding them back.
**[18:04] Masamune**
A lot can happen.
**[18:06] Muriel**
So even if you have feelings for each other,
**[18:08] Muriel**
there's some reason you can't tell them?
**[18:10] Masamune and Aki**
Yes, exactly!
**[18:12] Muriel**
Are you talking about you two?
**[18:17] Aki**
A-A-A-A-A-Are you stupid?!
**[18:20] Muriel**
Aki, your Japanese is hard to understand
because you speak so fast, it is.
**[18:24] Aki**
I'm telling you that's inconceivable!
**[18:28] Aki**
Anyway!
**[18:29] Aki**
What you need to learn is
the Japanese form of love.
**[18:32] Aki**
You are forbidden from becoming
romantically involved with someone.
**[18:35] Aki**
Understood?
**[18:36] Muriel**
I understand, I do.
**[18:38] Aki**
We'll show you how things are done
as characters in a rom-com,
**[18:42] Aki**
so make sure you pay attention.
**[18:43] Masamune**
Huh?
**[18:44] Muriel**
Yes! I'm looking forward to this, yes!
**[18:46] Aki**
Honestly. You're so illogical.
**[18:50] Aki**
Now, then. To show you how it's done...
**[18:52] Aki**
How it's done...
**[18:53] Aki**
How do we do that, exactly?
**[18:57] Masamune**
*You didn't think about what to show her, huh?*
**[19:06] Masamune**
*Japanese romance? I mean...*
**[19:08] Aki**
*What should we show her, exactly?*
**[19:14] Tae**
We hit the jackpot!
**[19:16] Kojuurou**
What do you think, Fujinomiya-san?
**[19:17] Neko**
I think Masamune-sama might
enjoy this level of sweetness.
**[19:23] Kojuurou**
Yeah, you're right.
**[19:28] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san, do you
still like Masamune-kun?
**[19:31] Kojuurou**
Huh? Huh?!
**[19:34] Neko**
Is that a bit too pathetic
after he rejected me?
**[19:37] Tae**
Not at all! Really!
**[19:41] Neko**
Sometimes, I think about what could've been.
**[19:45] Neko**
Perhaps if we had met in
a slightly different way...
**[19:47] Neko**
Maybe if there wasn't a lie
involved from the start...
**[19:51] Neko**
But if I didn't have that lie,
I would've been too scared to approach him.
**[19:55] Neko**
I'm sure he's going to suffer
even more from now on.
**[19:59] Neko**
Just like me.
**[20:02] Neko**
I'm sort of looking forward
to that day, but also not.
**[20:06] Neko**
It's rather complicated.
**[20:09] Kojuurou**
I can't really understand complicated things,
**[20:13] Kojuurou**
b-but since you're so confused
by this, Fujinomiya-san...
**[20:19] Kojuurou**
I think you're very profound!
**[20:24] Neko**
Thank you very much, Kojuurou-san.
**[20:27] Neko**
What lovely words of encouragement.
**[20:32] Kojuurou**
*I'm such a loser.*
**[20:37] Kojuurou**
Oh?
**[20:39] Neko**
Is something the matter?
**[20:41] Kojuurou**
Maybe I'm seeing things...
**[20:44] Kojuurou**
Yeah, I think I am.
**[20:50] Gasou**
Hey, is this really the right way?
**[20:53] Yoshino**
I think we got it right this time. I'm sorry.
**[20:59] Gasou**
Aki-chan wanted to tell me
something personally, right?
**[21:02] Gasou**
I can't keep her waiting, then.
**[21:04] Yoshino**
Sorry. Just a little farther.
**[21:08] Yoshino**
*Until free time is over...*
**[21:11] Gasou**
You just keep apologizing over and over.
**[21:21] Gasou**
Hey. Are you hiding something from me?
**[21:27] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[21:28] Yoshino**
I was actually lying when I said
Aki-sama was waiting for you.
**[21:31] Gasou**
What? Why would you lie
about something like that?
**[21:35] Yoshino**
Because... I wanted to spend as much time
with you as I could, Kanetsugu-sama.
**[21:42] Yoshino**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kanetsugu-sama.
**[21:46] Gasou**
O-Oh, jeez...
**[21:51] Gasou**
Yeah, right.
**[21:53] Gasou**
I'm not gonna fall for that anymore,
**[22:00] Gasou**
you betraying little witch.
# E2 - The Princess's Confession
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXG1XJ/the-princesss-confession)
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**[00:06] Yoshino**
*Betraying little witch...*
**[00:08] Yoshino**
*Yeah...*
**[00:09] Yoshino**
*That's a perfect name for me.*
***SIGN*** #2 "The Princess's Confession"
**[01:47] Gasou**
I mean, the Koiwais,
the servants of the Adagaki family,
**[01:50] Gasou**
are pretty famous for that.
**[01:53] Gasou**
Wouldn't this be going against
your master's wishes?
**[01:57] Gasou**
I'm Adagaki Aki's fiancé.
**[02:01] Gasou**
You're ignoring your master and secretly
meeting with Makabe Masamune.
**[02:04] Gasou**
I wonder what they'd say if
they ever found out about that.
**[02:08] Yoshino**
Sure, why not?
**[02:10] Yoshino**
If you want to snitch on me, go ahead.
**[02:14] Gasou**
Wow... I guess that didn't hurt at all.
**[02:17] Yoshino**
Unfortunately, no.
**[02:20] Gasou**
Oh, by the way, when I said "them,"
I didn't mean Aki-chan.
**[02:24] Gasou**
I was talking about your parents.
**[02:28] Gasou**
I mean, honestly, your feelings
are pretty understandable.
**[02:31] Gasou**
Because you're like me.
**[02:34] Yoshino**
You...
**[02:35] Gasou**
Aki-chan's pretty pure, too.
**[02:38] Gasou**
I'm pretty sure I'll have no
problem winning her over.
**[02:42] Gasou**
But if the families get involved,
things will be different.
**[02:46] Gasou**
You can't break away from
the status you were born into.
**[02:49] Gasou**
Not even a step.
**[02:53] Gasou**
I mean, if you could,
you wouldn't come all the way to Paris
**[02:56] Gasou**
dealing with this warped
master-servant relationship.
**[03:02] Yoshino**
Don't speak as if you know me.
**[03:04] Yoshino**
I'm only doing what I'm doing
because you're unworthy of Aki-sama.
**[03:08] Yoshino**
I've thought that ever since you
appeared at the Adagaki home.
**[03:11] Yoshino**
You're so conniving.
**[03:13] Gasou**
Oh? And how am I conniving, exactly?
**[03:16] Gasou**
I very much plan on bringing
some grandchildren into the world.
**[03:19] Yoshino**
That's not what I'm talking about!
**[03:20] Yoshino**
You're acting like someone who's
precious to Aki-sama and lyi—
**[03:32] Chibi Yoshino**
Are you going to say it?
**[03:35] Chibi Yoshino**
Don't blame me if they
find out about that thing.
**[03:43] Gasou**
See?
**[03:44] Gasou**
You saying those things just because you
don't like me really won't get through to me.
**[03:49] Gasou**
But anyway, your parents are pissed.
**[03:52] Gasou**
They're wondering what you're doing,
skipping out on work like this.
**[03:56] Gasou**
You should probably lay low for a while
**[03:59] Gasou**
so they don't relieve you
of your attendant duties.
**[04:23] Aki**
*Show how it's done?*
**[04:25] Masamune**
*How are we supposed to do that?*
**[04:31] Masamune**
* C-Calm down, me! How lame*
* would I be if I lost my cool here?*
**[04:35] Masamune**
* In the end, this is just part*
* of the Dead or Love plan.*
**[04:38] Masamune**
*I just need to take the lead!*
**[04:44] Aki**
Hey—
**[04:49] Masamune**
Let's go for a little walk.
**[04:52] Aki**
Right...
**[04:58] Muriel**
I see. It seems like they're really going for it.
**[05:04] Muriel**
It's very clear that you're working hard to
lessen the distance between you two, it is.
**[05:07] Masamune**
*This French girl doesn't hold back!*
**[05:16] Masamune**
What a beautiful city...
**[05:18] Masamune and Aki**
*Next...*
**[05:20] Aki**
Why, yes...
**[05:21] Masamune and Aki**
*What do we do next?*
**[05:31] Aki**
I never thought I'd be walking
side by side with you like this.
**[05:35] Masamune**
Me, neither.
**[05:43] Muriel (Aki)**
Next, let's wander around Akiba.
**[05:46] Muriel (Aki)**
There will be anime, games,
and manga waiting for us there!
**[05:50] Muriel (Masamune)**
When I'm with you, I could walk
to the end of the Mansei Bridge!
**[05:56] Aki**
Could you stop awkwardly dubbing over us?
**[05:59] Muriel**
Aw, but I thought it was a good idea, I did.
**[06:01] Aki**
You can let your creativity run free after
you get the basic shape of this drama down.
**[06:09] Masamune**
*My hand is sweating so much!*
**[06:10] Masamune**
* Crap, crap, crap.*
* Did she notice I'm actually nervous?*
**[06:16] Masamune**
* Huh? The one that wasn't*
* holding her hand is fine?*
**[06:21] Aki**
Listen carefully, Muriel.
**[06:22] Aki**
Stop butting in. Take a few more steps back.
**[06:26] Muriel**
A-All right, then...
**[06:29] Masamune**
* I guess the Cruel Princess is*
* doing the best she can, too...*
**[06:35] Aki**
Honestly...
**[06:38] Aki**
Let's continue this already.
**[06:39] Masamune**
Okay...
**[06:44] Masamune**
*I see...*
**[06:46] Masamune**
*I get it!*
**[06:53] Masamune**
Huh? Wh-What is it?
**[06:56] Aki**
You're shameless, you stupid Makabe!
**[06:58] Masamune**
Oh, are you out of gas?
**[07:00] Aki**
I want to end myself...
**[07:03] Masamune**
Er, it's not *that* big of a deal...
**[07:06] Masamune**
Anyway, why don't we go get something to eat?
**[07:09] Masamune**
Together.
**[07:13] Aki**
Food. Energy. Sugar. Carbohydrates.
**[07:17] Masamune**
*Well, she's not saying no.*
**[07:27] Aki**
Took you long enough, Makabe!
**[07:28] Masamune**
Sorry. You're okay with mustard
on your sandwich, ri—
**[07:37] Masamune**
Hey... You think we should
just eat these like usual?
**[07:41] Aki**
What?!
**[07:42] Masamune**
I mean... Muriel's staring really hard.
**[07:50] Aki**
Right...
**[07:53] Aki**
Maybe we should do something rom-com-like.
**[07:56] Masamune**
She did say to show her how it's done.
**[07:58] Aki**
But what are we supposed to do?
**[08:01] Masamune**
Maybe we should feed each other.
**[08:07] Masamune**
Wait, I don't have ulterior motives!
**[08:09] Masamune**
If you have any other ideas...
**[08:10] Aki**
No, I don't! I don't have any at all!
**[08:13] Masamune**
Then, uh, let's go with the feeding thing.
**[08:15] Aki**
Yes, yes! That's a great idea!
**[08:22] Aki**
Here... Open wide, Makabe-kun...
**[08:26] Masamune**
H-How nice of you... Adagaki-san...
**[08:33] Masamune**
*I-It's so hard to eat...*
**[08:40] Masamune**
Th-Thanks for the food...
**[08:52] Masamune**
I don't have time for this shit!
**[08:56] Muriel**
Oh?
**[08:57] Masamune**
I can't... Why the hell do I have to do this?!
**[09:01] Aki**
I'd rather eat it myself than feed it to him!
**[09:07] Masamune**
*Sorry, Muriel, but this is our limit.*
**[09:22] Aki**
Nope. I can't give you this.
**[09:29] Dog owner (Female)**
Jeanne!
**[09:32] Dog owner (Female)**
Toutes mes excusez, mademoiselle.
**[09:32] Dog owner (Male)**
Excusez moi!
**[09:39] Masamune**
You always did like them.
**[09:40] Aki**
Huh?
**[09:41] Masamune**
Dogs, especially big ones.
**[09:43] Aki**
Did I ever mention that before?
We used to have big dogs, but...
**[09:47] Masamune**
Used to? What about now?
**[09:49] Aki**
I haven't had any since we lost our last one.
**[09:53] Aki**
I couldn't bring myself to get a new one.
**[09:57] Masamune**
*I see... So those were the last ones.*
**[10:06] Aki**
This is the perfect opportunity,
so will you just listen for a bit?
**[10:11] Aki**
Before, I wasn't a big eater or anything.
**[10:16] Aki**
How I ended up like this...
**[10:19] Aki**
and why I can't accept your feelings...
**[10:24] Aki**
I'll tell you everything now.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother (Head Maid)**
You mustn't, Aki-sama.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Aki**
I can't see her?
**[10:36] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother (Head Maid)**
We don't want you getting chickenpox, too.
**[10:38] (Flashback) Aki**
Well, that's boring.
**[10:41] (Flashback) Aki**
I wanted to have fun playing
with makeup with Yoshino again.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Mother**
Are you really blaming all this on me?!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Mother**
You always do this!
**[10:48] (Flashback) Father**
Just shut up! I've had enough of you!
**[10:50] (Flashback) Mother**
You always run away like that!
**[10:52] (Flashback) Father**
You're always so selfish!
Just think for a damn second!
**[10:55] (Flashback) Aki**
I'm the one who's had enough...
**[10:56] Mother**
Why did I ever get married
to someone like you?
**[10:59] (Flashback) Aki**
Sean! Lancelot! Come here!
**[11:02] (Flashback) Aki**
Oh, hey! That tickles!
**[11:07] (Flashback) Aki**
I guess you're my only friends today.
**[11:10] (Flashback) Aki**
No, that's plenty.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Aki**
Sean?
**[11:15] (Flashback) Boy A**
You can't get away now.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Boy B**
You put us through too much trouble!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Masamune**
M-My family's really rich!
**[11:22] (Flashback) Boy B**
You moron. Then treat us to something.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Aki**
Sean, get them!
**[11:31] (Flashback) Aki**
What do you think you're doing
in front of my house?
**[11:34] (Flashback) Boy A**
Uh-oh!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Boy B**
Let's go!
**[11:41] (Flashback) Aki**
What's your name?
**[11:44] (Flashback) Aki**
I'm asking you for your name.
**[11:46] (Flashback) Masamune**
I-I'm... Masamune.
**[11:50] (Flashback) Aki**
You look awful. Wipe off your face.
**[11:54] (Flashback) Masamune**
Fank you...
**[11:57] (Flashback) Aki**
Who blows their nose at a time like this?!
**[11:59] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh? Should I not have?
**[12:02] (Flashback) Masamune**
S-Sorry... I'll wash it and return it to you.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Aki**
I don't want it anymore.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Aki**
It's fine! Stop crying!
**[12:11] Aki**
*That was how Masamune and I met.*
**[12:16] (Flashback) Father**
There you are, Aki.
***SIGN*** Snow White
**[12:19] (Flashback) Father**
Want to go to dinner with me?
**[12:21] (Flashback) Aki**
Just the two of us?
**[12:22] (Flashback) Father**
Yes, it'll be a little date.
**[12:25] (Flashback) Mother**
No. Don't wear that outfit.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Aki**
Really?
**[12:30] (Flashback) Mother**
Let's go have some clothes made for you.
**[12:32] (Flashback) Mother**
There's a designer
I always request outfits from.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Aki**
Just the two of us?
**[12:36] (Flashback) Mother**
Yes.
**[12:38] Aki**
*I guess all three of us going isn't an option...*
**[12:42] Aki**
*So whoever gets my affection wins?*
**[12:46] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan, this is to thank
you for the other day.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Masamune**
Chocolate from Patisserie Otafuku.
**[12:51] (Flashback) Masamune**
They only make ten of these a day!
Isn't that amazing?
**[12:56] (Flashback) Aki**
I'm honestly tired of stuff like this.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh?! But why?
**[13:01] (Flashback) Aki**
My mom and dad aren't getting along.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Aki**
They only start fighting about
**[13:05] (Flashback) Aki**
how much presents cost or how rare
they are when they want to win my favor.
**[13:09] (Flashback) Aki**
It's so lame. I'm just sick of it.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Masamune**
O-Oh, no...
**[13:16] (Flashback) Aki**
You don't need to cry.
You can eat them if you want.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Masamune**
B-But I feel so bad for you, Aki-chan...
**[13:26] (Flashback) Masamune**
I would be really sad if my mom
and dad didn't get along...
**[13:33] (Flashback) Masamune**
I wouldn't want that!
**[13:37] (Flashback) Aki**
You're so nice...
**[13:39] (Flashback) Aki**
Masamune.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Masamune**
A-Ahi-hyan?!
**[13:45] (Flashback) Aki**
But you're too weak.
You need to toughen up a bit.
**[13:50] (Flashback) Aki**
Masamune, I'll train you so you
won't lose to those bullies anymore.
**[13:55] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh?
**[13:56] (Flashback) Aki**
Lancelot!
**[14:02] (Flashback) Masamune**
Save me!
**[14:06] Aki**
* I don't remember the last*
* time I laughed this much.*
**[14:11] (Flashback) Gardener**
Okay, look this way.
**[14:18] (Flashback) Aki**
Lancelot, sit.
**[14:20] (Flashback) Aki**
Okay, now you try.
**[14:23] (Flashback) Masamune**
G-Good boy... Good boy...
**[14:34] (Flashback) Aki**
See?
**[14:36] Aki**
* With my guidance, Masamune*
* grew a little stronger every day...*
**[14:40] Aki**
*and every day became fun for me.*
**[14:45] Aki**
But...
**[14:48] (Flashback) Boy A**
Where are you, Tubbymune?!
**[14:50] (Flashback) Boy B**
You've got some nerve bailing
after you called us out here!
***SIGN*** Come to the park
tomorrow at 5 PM.
-Masamune
**[14:53] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm right here.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Boy A**
Hey, what are you doing up there?
**[14:58] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm sick and tired of everything.
**[15:02] (Flashback) Masamune**
Today's the last day you'll ever bully me.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Masamune**
I've also left a will.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Masamune**
Everything you've done
to me will come to light.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Masamune**
Goodbye, you embarrassments.
**[15:15] (Flashback) Boy A**
H-Hey!
**[15:16] (Flashback) Boy B**
Crap!
**[15:20] (Flashback) Boy A**
What is this?
**[15:21] (Flashback) Boy B**
You tricked us!
**[15:22] Boys**
Ow! Dang it!
**[15:24] (Flashback) Aki**
That was a huge success.
**[15:24] Boys**
Who do you think you are?!
**[15:27] (Flashback) Aki**
You finish them off.
**[15:28] Boys**
Man, that hurt!
**[15:30] (Flashback) Masamune**
Okay.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm not scared of you guys anymore.
**[15:40] (Flashback) Aki**
They should stop bothering you now.
**[15:43] (Flashback) Masamune**
It's all thanks to you, Aki-chan.
**[15:46] (Flashback) Masamune**
I never would've been able
to do this on my own.
**[15:49] (Flashback) Aki**
I just helped you out a little bit.
**[15:52] (Flashback) Aki**
I want you, at least, to be happy.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh?
**[15:58] (Flashback) Aki**
It's hopeless for me.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Aki**
My parents are separating.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan...
**[16:06] (Flashback) Aki**
H-Huh? That's weird.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune**
This time, it's my turn.
**[16:19] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'm going to keep supporting you
so you can cheer up.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Masamune**
I'll stay by your side!
**[16:30] Masamune**
So... what happened after that?
**[16:33] Aki**
Nothing. He never showed his face again.
**[16:37] Masamune**
Huh?!
**[16:39] Aki**
I guess he just wanted someone
to save him from the bullies.
**[16:43] Aki**
I just ended up having feelings for him.
**[16:47] Aki**
But... I really did like him.
**[16:50] Aki**
His puffy cheeks,
his tubby tummy... everything.
**[16:54] Aki**
Ever since I cried and started binge eating,
**[16:56] Aki**
I just couldn't stop overeating,
and I'm tired of it.
**[17:00] Aki**
And I guess Masamune didn't feel
bad about disappearing, either.
**[17:04] Masamune**
H-How do you know?
**[17:06] Aki**
Well, he told me himself.
**[17:09] Masamune**
Huh?
**[17:10] Aki**
Gasou Kanetsugu...
**[17:12] Aki**
He used to be kind like that
when we were younger, too.
**[17:15] Aki**
Masamune is his old nickname.
**[17:17] Masamune**
*The Cruel Princess thinks Gasou is me?*
**[17:21] Masamune**
*Wait, before that...*
**[17:23] Masamune**
* Everything she said is completely*
* different from my memories.*
**[17:27] Aki**
I don't ever want to feel that sad again.
**[17:32] Aki**
So... that's why I can't accept
your feelings toward me.
**[17:40] Masamune**
*What is she talking about?*
**[17:42] Masamune**
*Feel sad?*
**[17:44] Masamune**
* You're the one who chased me away, saying*
* you could never have feelings for me!*
**[17:47] Masamune**
*You called me Pig's Foot!*
**[17:50] Masamune**
*That's why... I...*
**[17:53] (Flashback) Masamune**
There!
**[17:58] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan was crying...
I hope this cheers her up a little.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Boy A**
Hey, Tubbymune!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Boy A**
We need to thank you for the other day.
**[18:11] (Flashback) Boy B**
Hey, wait!
**[18:14] Masamune**
*Almost... I'm almost at Aki-chan's house...*
**[18:24] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan!
**[18:26] (Flashback) Boy C**
Hold it!
**[18:27] (Flashback) Boy B**
What the hell's this?
**[18:29] (Flashback) Masamune**
Give it back!
**[18:31] (Flashback) Boy A**
They're filthy!
**[18:36] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
**[18:39] (Flashback) Boy A**
This loser's trying to get that
boss girl to save him again?
**[18:43] (Flashback) Boy B**
Talk about pathetic!
**[18:45] (Flashback) Masamune**
No! Aki-chan's not like that!
**[18:48] (Flashback) Masamune**
I promised her I'd stay by her side!
**[18:50] (Flashback) Masamune**
We're going to be friends forever and—
**[18:52] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki**
Shut up, you stupid boys.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-cha—
**[18:59] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki**
I'll never fall in love with you,
**[19:02] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki**
Pig's Foot.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Boy A**
Talk about sad!
**[19:05] (Flashback) Boy B**
He just got shot down!
**[19:08] (Flashback) Boys**
She called him Pig's Foot!
**[19:11] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan...
**[19:13] Masamune**
*The Dead or Love plan...*
**[19:16] Masamune**
*Making her fall for me, then dumping her.*
**[19:18] Masamune**
* Adagaki Aki actually did the*
* exact same thing to me first!*
**[19:21] Masamune**
* So how is she able to look*
* like the tragic heroine here?!*
**[19:27] Masamune**
You can't be serious.
**[19:29] Masamune**
Then why did you call me
"Pig's Foot" and chase me away?
**[19:32] Aki**
What are you talking about?
**[19:34] Masamune**
Quit acting like the victim!
**[19:35] Masamune**
You deserved everything you got!
**[19:40] Muriel**
Non! What is the meaning of this?
**[19:44] Muriel**
Fighting is bad, it is!
**[19:50] Aki**
This is just too cruel.
**[19:52] Aki**
I thought you'd at least hear me out.
**[20:01] Muriel**
Masamune! Aki left! Aren't you
going to chase after her?
**[20:08] Masamune**
Sorry...
**[20:10] Masamune**
But I can't think about anything right now.
**[20:15] Gasou**
Money is important! Money is important!
**[20:29] Gasou**
What's the matter, Aki-chan?
What happened?
**[20:32] Gasou**
I'd be happy to listen, Ak—
**[20:39] Gasou**
What the heck happened?
**[20:50] Muriel**
What is it, Nii-san?
**[20:52] Frank**
* Where the hell are those*
* stupid Japanese kids?!*
**[20:55] Frank**
* I thought they were supposed to*
* teach you the essence of rom-coms!*
**[21:00] Muriel**
We ran into a bit of trouble,
so it's been canceled.
**[21:03] Frank**
*I'll talk to them again and make them—*
**[21:05] Muriel**
If you do that, I'll hate you!
**[21:09] Muriel**
Nii-san, I'm going to draw a new manga.
**[21:14] Muriel**
One that has a happy ending.
**[21:17] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun! You're safe!
**[21:21] Masamune**
Yeah.
**[21:22] Kojuurou**
We were so worried!
**[21:25] Neko**
Where's Aki-sama?
**[21:28] Masamune**
She's...
**[21:30] Masamune**
We sort of...
**[21:33] Masamune**
got into a fight.
***SIGN*** Message
***SIGN*** Koiwai
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** Koiwai
***SIGN*** Koiwai
***SIGN*** Do you understand what you've done?
You need to know your place.
***SIGN*** I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** For the time being, as punishment,
you will not be allowed to go out.
***SIGN*** I understand.
**[21:42] Yoshino**
Aki-sama.
**[21:44] Aki**
I've been looking for you, Stupid Yoshino.
**[21:53] Yoshino**
Are you crying?
**[22:04] Yoshino**
*I did this for her*
**[22:06] Yoshino**
*eight years ago, too.*
# E3 - They Show Up When You Least Expect It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU04M0V/they-show-up-when-you-least-expect-it)
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**[00:02] Narino**
You know... You really messed up this time.
**[00:07] Narino**
Dad's still pissed. You're honestly lucky
this is the extent of your punishment.
**[00:13] Yoshino**
I'm sorry, Onee-chan...
***SIGN*** #3 "They Show Up When You Least Expect It"
***SIGN*** Tanisaki Bread
**[01:58] Old Lady**
Yes, thank you very much.
**[02:01] Old Lady**
Hey, those two girls were first.
I was watching.
**[02:09] Aki**
*Yoshino!*
**[02:09] Yoshino**
*Y-Yes, Aki-sama?*
**[02:11] Aki**
I need you to add five rice balls
to that order of breads.
**[02:15] Yoshino**
*All right.*
**[02:26] Aki**
Honestly...
**[02:27] Aki**
What's everyone's problem?!
**[02:30] Masamune**
First comes muscles...
**[02:33] Masamune**
Second comes muscles...
**[02:36] Masamune**
There's no third or fourth...
**[02:39] Masamune**
Fifth comes muscles...
**[02:48] Masamune**
M-Master?
***SIGN*** Deodorizing
Mist
***SIGN*** Unscented
**[02:52] Masamune**
I'm surprised you knew I was here.
**[02:54] Yoshino**
The student store is right below here.
**[02:57] Yoshino**
I thought I heard some creepy yelling.
**[02:59] Masamune**
Don't say it's creepy.
**[03:01] Yoshino**
Running away to your muscles
isn't going to change Aki-sama.
***SIGN*** Salmon
**[03:07] Masamune**
But seriously, that's so much food.
**[03:11] Yoshino**
She's been eating more again as of late.
**[03:14] Masamune**
She hasn't changed?
**[03:16] Yoshino**
Basically, no. But she's
gotten a little sloppier.
**[03:19] Masamune**
Oh... I see.
**[03:27] Masamune**
Damn it! How is she able to
twist the truth so much?
**[03:33] Masamune**
You don't have any idea,
either, right? It's insane.
**[03:38] Yoshino**
Aki-sama was going through a lot back then...
So she might be confused.
**[03:43] Masamune**
So she conveniently manipulated
her memories for her own sake.
**[03:48] Yoshino**
Well, anyway, Aki-sama's starving.
**[03:51] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, I'll try to smooth
things over with Aki-sama, too.
**[03:55] Masamune**
You're the best, Master!
You're truly the only one I can rely on.
**[04:00] Yoshino**
I might not be able to do much, though.
**[04:03] Masamune**
Huh?
**[04:06] Masamune**
*It's not like her to say that.*
**[04:09] Gasou**
Can't you wait a little longer on the payment?
**[04:13] Gasou**
This is no time to show off.
**[04:16] Gasou**
All right. I'll figure it out.
**[04:24] Gasou**
Well, you seem busy.
**[04:27] Gasou**
I heard you got quite the scolding at home.
**[04:30] Gasou**
Must be hard being a traitor.
**[04:32] Yoshino**
It doesn't concern you.
**[04:34] Gasou**
Well, that's not true.
I'm your master's fiancé, after all.
**[04:46] Masamune**
I'm sorry, Adagaki-san!
**[04:48] Masamune**
I was wrong about everything!
**[04:50] Masamune**
Even if you're trying to fabricate everything
and act like the tragic heroine,
**[04:54] Masamune**
I still love you!
**[04:56] Aki**
Makabe... You'll still love me if I'm fake?
**[05:00] Masamune**
Yes! Putting a lid on our problems!
That's just the right thing to do!
**[05:06] Aki**
Thank you, Makabe!
**[05:13] Kojuurou**
Are you okay, Makabe-kun?!
**[05:14] Masamune**
* It's no use. Even if there was a way out*
* of this stalemate, I don't think I'd last.*
**[05:20] Neko**
Did you hit your head?
**[05:26] Masamune**
Uh, no... I'm fine.
**[05:29] Neko**
You seem rather tired.
**[05:31] Masamune**
Er, yeah... a little bit.
**[05:34] Neko**
Say, Masamune-sama.
Do you have some time after school?
**[05:38] Masamune**
Huh?
**[05:39] Neko**
There's somewhere I'd like to go with you.
**[05:50] Neko**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[05:52] Masamune**
Are you okay?
**[05:54] Neko**
Yes. It's just a follow-up.
**[05:58] Masamune**
When you asked me to come with you,
this wasn't what I expected.
**[06:02] Neko**
Well, Shidou isn't here today.
**[06:05] Masamune**
Yes, yes, I'll take her place today.
**[06:08] Neko**
Did you think we'd go somewhere
more fitting for a rendezvous?
**[06:11] Masamune**
Wha— I just—
**[06:13] Neko**
Why don't we take a little walk?
**[06:17] Neko**
Moderate exercise and saying
everything you're thinking
**[06:21] Neko**
are both very important to your health.
**[06:27] Neko**
I see... So that's what happened in Paris.
**[06:30] Masamune**
I'm sure it's my fault for not being able
to hold back and going off on her...
**[06:34] Neko**
I did think things seemed
a bit different than usual,
**[06:38] Neko**
but that is quite worrisome.
**[06:40] Masamune**
It is! It's putting my whole
revenge plan in jeopardy.
**[06:47] Neko**
You still haven't given up on this revenge?
**[06:52] Masamune**
Huh?
**[06:53] Neko**
Do you want Aki-sama to fall in love with you?
**[06:56] Masamune**
Well... yeah.
**[06:58] Neko**
Even though you loathe her
and she makes you sick?
**[07:03] Masamune**
Th-That's exactly why I'm going to dump her.
**[07:06] Masamune**
That'll be my revenge, after all.
**[07:12] Neko**
That's not what you'd call love anymore.
**[07:16] Masamune**
What the heck? Of course it's not.
**[07:25] Masamune**
What's... going on?
**[07:27] Neko**
I thought I'd be a little courageous.
**[07:30] Neko**
You're going to choose Adagaki Aki.
**[07:33] Neko**
But that's for the sake of revenge, not love.
**[07:37] Neko**
Which would mean that if we fell in love,
you wouldn't be cheating on her.
**[07:42] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san...
**[07:45] Neko**
Masamune-sama, I...
**[07:48] Masamune**
Let's run.
**[07:49] Neko**
Huh?
**[07:51] Neko**
What in the world is going on?
**[08:01] Gasou**
I'm finally here, Aki-chan.
**[08:02] Gasou**
Sorry, one of the teachers
asked me to do something,
**[08:06] Gasou**
and it took longer than I expected.
**[08:10] Aki**
No, it's totally fine.
**[08:12] Gasou**
I know, Aki-chan!
**[08:14] Gasou**
Why don't we stop by a family restaurant
on our way home to eat something sweet?
**[08:16] Gasou**
I heard there's some new dessert.
**[08:19] Aki**
Oh, really? Let's go, then.
**[08:22] Aki**
You don't mind, right, Yoshino?
**[08:24] Yoshino**
Aki-sama, I'm terribly sorry,
but I'd like to head back to the mansion.
**[08:31] Aki**
Oh, okay...
**[08:45] Aki**
I wonder what's wrong with Yoshino.
**[08:47] Gasou**
Well, we should get going.
**[08:49] Sonoka**
Just a dang minute!
**[09:03] Neko**
Wh-What's going on, Masamune-sama?
**[09:09] Neko**
Who are those people?
**[09:11] Masamune**
That's Muriel's big brother.
You know, that girl I met in Paris.
**[09:15] Masamune**
* Shit, shit, shit! This definitely has to do*
* with our teaching Muriel about rom-coms!*
**[09:25] Skinhead**
That's as far as you're gonna go, guy.
**[09:28] Neko**
Masamune-sama, I'll throw up
some blood to cause a diversion.
**[09:32] Masamune**
I don't think that'll work
now that you're healthy.
**[09:35] Neko**
My body has become quite inconvenient.
**[09:38] Masamune**
Don't seem so sad about that.
**[09:41] Frank**
Where are you trying to
run off to, Chikuwa-kun?
**[09:44] Frank**
I heard you took good care
of my sister the other day.
**[09:48] Frank**
Nah, you didn't take care of her at all!
**[09:50] Frank**
Because you ran off in the middle
of it and went back to Japan!
**[09:53] Masamune**
I had a good reason for that!
**[09:55] Frank**
Non! I don't want to hear any excuses.
**[09:58] Masamune**
*A gun?!*
**[10:03] Masamune**
Huh?
**[10:04] Frank**
If it was up to me, I'd happily
fill you with lead, but alas...
**[10:12] Masamune**
Muriel's manuscript?
**[10:14] Frank**
After you two left Paris,
my sister kept drawing this.
**[10:19] Frank**
Even at the expense of eating and sleeping!
**[10:23] Masamune**
Actually, she's gotten a lot better...
**[10:26] Frank**
I'm assuming she got some
inspiration after seeing you two.
**[10:31] Frank**
And whatever that inspiration was is why
I'm letting you off the hook just this once.
**[10:36] Masamune**
Um—
**[10:38] Frank**
I'll just say this. I also prefer happy endings.
**[10:43] Frank**
Because reality is an absolute shithole.
**[10:48] Neko**
May I take a look, as well?
**[10:51] Masamune**
S-Sure...
**[10:58] Aki**
You look awful. Wipe off your face.
**[11:07] Aki**
My parents are separating.
**[11:14] Masamune**
This time, it's my turn.
**[11:16] Masamune**
I'm gonna keep supporting you
so you can cheer up.
**[11:21] Aki**
Thank you, but I'm going to go with my dad.
**[11:25] Masamune**
Even then, our hearts will always be together.
**[11:28] Masamune**
Let's see each other again when we're older.
**[11:42] Aki**
You look awful. Wipe off your face.
**[11:45] Masamune**
I'm surprised you knew it was me.
**[11:47] Aki**
There's no way I wouldn't be able to tell.
You'll always be you.
***SIGN*** The End.
**[11:56] Neko**
What a cute little story.
**[11:58] Masamune**
Yeah... I guess.
**[12:00] Masamune**
*Why didn't we end up like this?*
**[12:03] Masamune**
* We ended up at odds with each other,*
* hating and hating back...*
**[12:08] Neko**
Masamune-sama, there's a letter.
**[12:17] Muriel**
*Bonjour, Masamune!*
**[12:19] Muriel**
*I hope you have been well, I do!*
**[12:22] Muriel**
*I drew a manga inspired by you and Aki.*
**[12:25] Muriel**
* You never told me how everything ended,*
* so I gave it my own original ending.*
**[12:29] Muriel**
* I wish I could become a wall in your*
* room and learn even more about you.*
**[12:38] Muriel**
*The walls have ears, and the doors have eyes.*
**[12:40] Muriel**
*Yours truly, Muriel Besson.*
**[12:43] Masamune**
Walls? There's gotta be
a better way to say that...
**[12:47] Masamune**
Let me see that real quick.
**[12:49] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[12:51] Masamune**
*This story started out happy,*
**[12:54] Masamune**
*but in reality, it never got a happy ending.*
**[12:58] Masamune**
* But if I look at it from*
* a different perspective...*
**[13:01] Masamune**
*Is that what's going on here?*
***SIGN*** The End.
**[13:23] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan, you're the worst!
**[13:24] Masamune**
My... My spine...
**[13:27] Chinatsu**
You went into my room without
permission again, didn't you?!
**[13:29] Chinatsu**
And give me back the panties
and socks you stole the other day!
**[13:32] Masamune**
Huh?! What the hell are you talking about?!
**[13:34] Chinatsu**
When I looked up at the second floor
from outside, I saw you in my room!
**[13:39] Masamune**
Why from outside?
**[13:41] Chinatsu**
Because I went to the convenience store.
**[13:42] Masamune**
Hey, are you eating
junk food before dinner again?
**[13:46] Masamune**
The hag's gonna yell at you again.
**[13:48] Chinatsu**
Don't change the subject!
**[13:49] Chinatsu**
Ugh, I've had enough!
**[13:51] Chinatsu**
My brother wears his little sister's
panties on his head!
**[13:53] Chinatsu**
And he wears just one of his little sister's
socks and stretches it way out!
**[13:56] Chinatsu**
You're the absolute worse! Keep your
perversion limited to your muscles only!
**[14:00] Masamune**
Now, hang on! My muscles
are absolutely innocent here!
**[14:02] Kinue**
What's the matter, you two?
**[14:04] Chinatsu**
Huh? Mom, were you just upstairs?
**[14:07] Kinue**
Yes. I was taking you kids'
laundry up to your rooms.
**[14:13] Masamune**
Chinatsu...
**[14:15] Chinatsu**
H-Huh? Maybe it was just my imagination.
**[14:20] Chinatsu**
Oh, I know. Want some ice cream, Onii-chan?
**[14:22] Masamune**
No!
**[14:24] Chinatsu**
Mom! My panties and sock are missing!
**[14:28] Kinue**
Oh, dear. I wonder what happened to them.
**[14:30] Kinue**
How strange.
**[14:32] Chinatsu**
Where did they go?!
**[14:33] Masamune**
*People's minds aren't reliable at all.*
**[14:41] Chinatsu**
What's that? A manuscript?
**[14:47] Kinue**
Maa-kun?
**[14:48] Masamune**
I'm gonna go out for a bit.
**[14:50] Kinue**
But it's almost time for dinner.
**[14:54] Sonoka**
Ah! Aki-sama's so cute here!
**[14:56] Sonoka**
This lovely Aki-sama, this cute Aki-sama,
**[15:01] Sonoka**
and this noble Aki-sama! Give them all to me!
**[15:03] Sonoka**
Basically, give me all the Aki-samas!
**[15:07] Kikune**
I guess you really did go to Paris.
**[15:09] Mari**
We went to the Eiffel Tower,
the Louvre Museum, and Mont-Saint-Michel.
**[15:14] Gasou**
That was pretty rough.
It was pretty far from Paris, too.
**[15:18] Sonoka**
Aw, no fair. When I had my trip,
it was just to New York.
**[15:22] Aki**
At least you were in a place
where people understand English.
**[15:25] Kikune**
I cant even speak English,
so what am I going to do next year?
**[15:29] Sonoka**
But, hey... These are all group pictures.
**[15:33] Mari**
Where are the pictures of
Aki-sama during her free time?
**[15:35] Gasou**
I don't actually have any, sorry.
**[15:38] Sonoka**
Hey, hang on a sec!
How worthless are you as a photographer?
**[15:42] Sonoka**
Did your battery die at the
critical moment or what?
**[15:44] Kikune**
You're useless.
**[15:45] Gasou**
That's not it. Aki-chan hung out
with Makabe-kun, not me.
**[15:50] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari**
What?!
**[15:52] Kikune**
Aki-sama, is that true?
**[15:54] Mari**
I didn't notice at all!
**[15:56] Gasou**
*Sumire... Just a little longer.*
***SIGN*** Paris
***SIGN*** New York
***SIGN*** Cebu
***SIGN*** Taipei
***SIGN*** Honolulu
***SIGN*** Los Angeles
***SIGN*** Hong Kong
***SIGN*** Taipei
***SIGN*** London
**[16:01] Gasou**
What?! Sumire collapsed?!
**[16:04] Gasou**
No... I need to know more. How is she doing?
**[16:08] Old Maid**
* They acted quickly,*
* so she's stable now, at least...*
**[16:13] Old Maid**
*How many times has it been now?*
**[16:15] Old Maid**
* The fee to keep her in a private*
* room is already so high...*
**[16:19] Gasou**
We don't need a fancy private room!
A shared room would be fine!
**[16:22] Gasou**
Getting Sumire better should come first!
**[16:24] Old Maid**
* We couldn't possibly blemish*
* the Gasou name in such a manner!*
**[16:31] Gasou**
*The only one who needs to be tied down*
**[16:33] Gasou**
* by conventions, traditions,*
* and the Gasou name is me.*
**[16:37] Gasou**
* There's no way I can let Sumire*
* go through the same thing.*
**[16:41] Gasou**
*I don't know what happened in Paris,*
**[16:42] Mari**
We need to know more details.
**[16:43] Gasou**
* but I can't let her develop any*
* affection toward Makabe.*
**[16:47] Mari**
Are you listening, Gasou?!
**[16:49] Gasou**
Huh? What?
**[16:50] Mari**
I held back because you were there!
**[16:53] Gasou**
Whoops, sorry.
**[16:55] Sonoka**
Ugh! Aki-sama, are you cheating on us?!
**[16:58] Sonoka**
You have all of us and yet you
went to France to go on a date?
**[17:02] Kikune**
Wait, maybe he threatened her.
**[17:04] Sonoka**
What?! He won't get away with that!
**[17:06] Mari**
Absolutely unacceptable!
**[17:07] Aki**
Could we not talk about that?!
**[17:13] Gasou**
Aki-chan.
**[17:14] Gasou**
If you really feel that way,
stop hanging around Makabe.
**[17:19] Gasou**
Could you give me a little
more thought instead?
**[17:27] Aki**
I'm going to go wash my hands.
**[17:36] Kikune**
Hey, you!
**[17:38] Kikune**
You're getting way too cozy with her!
**[17:40] Mari**
You promised you wouldn't pursue her.
**[17:43] Gasou**
I-I know, but I couldn't keep quiet
anymore after what I saw.
**[17:48] Kikune**
The hell are you talking about?!
**[17:49] Gasou**
Look. This is why Aki-chan changed.
**[17:54] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari**
Makabe Masamune and Koiwai Yoshino?!
**[17:57] Gasou**
Aki-chan's hurt. She was
betrayed by someone she trusts.
**[18:01] Gasou**
That's why I thought it might be better
to force her to notice someone else.
**[18:07] Mari**
I see...
**[18:09] Gasou**
* Even though this is all a lie,*
* I win if I can get her to believe it.*
**[18:18] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
Excuse me.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
I'm sorry, but aren't you the little boy
who used to be friends with Aki-sama?
**[18:25] (Flashback) Gasou**
Huh? Um...
**[18:27] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
I knew right away! You look exactly the same!
***SIGN*** gaki Group
***SIGN*** Secretary
**[18:32] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
I'm the secretary to the head
of the Adagaki family.
**[18:36] (Flashback) Yuisaki**
My name is Yuisaki.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Gasou**
Adagaki...
**[18:41] (Flashback) Gasou**
I'm so glad you remember me!
**[18:45] (Flashback) Gasou**
Where is it? I know it's here somewhere...
**[18:48] (Flashback) Old Maid**
Kanetsugu-sama. You haven't even
changed. What are you doing here?
**[18:53] (Flashback) Gasou**
There it is!
**[18:54] (Flashback) Old Maid**
What is the meaning of this, Kanetsugu-sama?
**[18:57] (Flashback) Gasou**
The written oath.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Gasou**
The one Grandfather made with
the previous Adagaki family head
**[19:01] (Flashback) Gasou**
when he was still in his prime.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Gasou**
I didn't think a single piece of
paper would do much good,
**[19:07] (Flashback) Gasou**
but if I work this into
everything I heard today,
**[19:10] (Flashback) Gasou**
I'll be able to suck the
Adagaki family funds dry!
**[19:12] (Flashback) Gasou**
I'm going to go marry into their family!
**[19:18] Mari**
Aki-sama...
**[19:19] Sonoka**
Are you okay?
**[19:21] Aki**
Yes.
**[19:22] Gasou**
Aki-chan...
**[19:24] Aki**
I'm sorry I suddenly lashed out.
**[19:28] Gasou**
It's okay. You don't have to tell me
what happened if you don't want to,
**[19:31] Gasou**
but if you ever need to talk,
I'll be there for you.
**[19:36] Gasou**
I'm on your side, Aki-chan.
**[19:38] Gasou**
I have no intention of rushing. I'll be
waiting until you're ready, of course.
**[19:46] Gasou**
I'll wait forever for you.
**[20:19] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[20:20] Yoshino**
Aki-sama's not here right now.
**[20:23] Yoshino**
She had a date with Kanetsugu today.
**[20:25] Masamune**
No, it's fine. That doesn't really matter.
**[20:29] Masamune**
I haven't been here in forever.
**[20:31] Masamune**
This courtyard's much
smaller than I remembered.
**[20:34] Masamune**
It's definitely bigger than mine, though.
**[20:37] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot...
**[20:39] Masamune**
It felt like it continued
to the ends of the earth...
**[20:44] Masamune**
But it didn't, of course.
**[20:47] Masamune**
Back in Paris, she had the nerve to act like
she didn't know my Pig's Foot nickname.
**[20:53] Masamune**
Even though she's the one who
called me that when the bullies
**[20:57] Masamune**
were beating the crap out of me here.
**[20:59] Masamune**
That pissed me off.
**[21:01] Masamune**
There was no way I was going
to let her get away with that.
**[21:04] Masamune**
But... What if there's a chance
she's telling the truth?
**[21:09] Masamune**
Thinking that made me feel a little uneasy.
**[21:12] Masamune**
Was the voice I heard here
really Adagaki Aki's?
**[21:17] Yoshino**
I don't follow. What are you getting at?
**[21:20] Masamune**
Back then, I thought the only
child in this house was her.
**[21:25] Masamune**
That's why I never even
considered it could be someone else.
**[21:31] Masamune**
According to her, there was another child
her age at this mansion back then,
**[21:37] Masamune**
who couldn't leave her room
because she had chickenpox.
**[21:42] Masamune**
And... that she was
watching us that whole time.
**[21:47] Masamune**
The only ones who know the nickname of
Pig's Foot are me, those bullies, and...
**[21:53] Masamune**
the one who gave me that nickname.
**[21:56] Masamune**
But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
**[22:00] Masamune**
So then...
**[22:03] Masamune**
Why do you call me Pig's Foot?
# E4 - I'm Not Going to Fall in Love with You, Pig's Foot
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXZNX7/im-not-going-to-fall-in-love-with-you-pigs-foot)
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**[00:04] Masamune**
But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
**[00:08] Masamune**
So then...
**[00:12] Masamune**
Why do you call me Pig's Foot?
**[00:15] Masamune**
Of course, I don't have any proof.
**[00:17] Masamune**
The Cruel Princess could just be playing dumb.
**[00:21] Masamune**
But I want to hear it
from you personally, Master.
**[00:27] Yoshino**
No.
**[00:28] Masamune**
Right. I mean, all this time...
**[00:41] Masamune**
We were in this together.
**[00:48] Yoshino**
You're such an idiot, Pig's Foot.
**[00:52] Yoshino**
I'd never do that.
**[00:54] Masamune**
O-Of course not.
**[00:58] Yoshino**
I'm lying.
**[00:59] Masamune**
Huh?
**[01:05] Masamune**
Huh?
***SIGN*** #4 "I'm Not Going to Fall in Love with You, Pig's Foot"
**[02:45] Gasou**
Aki-chan, where should we go?
Is there anywhere you want to go?
**[02:50] Aki**
You can't expect me to decide so suddenly.
**[02:53] Gasou**
O-Of course. Just take
your time and think about it.
**[02:59] (Flashback) Sonoka; Kikune; Mari**
Let you spend time with Aki-sama alone?!
**[03:01] (Flashback) Gasou**
Yes. I have something very
important to tell her.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Kikune**
You'd better not be trying to do
something sleazy to Aki-sama!
**[03:11] (Flashback) Gasou**
Of course not.
**[03:13] (Flashback) Gasou**
I mean, I just said I'd wait until
she sorted out her feelings.
**[03:18] (Flashback) Sonoka**
Then why did you say out of the blue
that you wanted to be alone with her?
**[03:23] (Flashback) Mari**
Aki-sama clearly seems depressed.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Mari**
Are you sure you're not using this
as an excuse to get closer to her?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Gasou**
It's the opposite!
**[03:36] (Flashback) Gasou**
It's because Aki-chan's in that state that
**[03:40] (Flashback) Gasou**
I'm going to try to separate her
from Makabe Masamune for good.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Mari**
B-But how?
**[03:47] (Flashback) Sonoka**
I know! We have that picture of
Koiwai Yoshino and Makabe Masamune.
**[03:52] (Flashback) Sonoka**
Let's start spreading rumors of things
**[03:54] (Flashback) Sonoka**
that may or may not have
happened and ruin his image!
**[04:00] (Flashback) Gasou**
I considered that, too,
but that's the last resort.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Kikune**
Why, though?!
**[04:06] (Flashback) Gasou**
Even if she found out about
Makabe and Koiwai Yoshino,
**[04:09] (Flashback) Gasou**
Aki-chan's relationship with Koiwai Yoshino
wouldn't be the worst it can be.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Gasou**
But if we try to make it worse,
Aki-chan's the one who'll be hurt.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Mari**
True. If Aki-sama and Koiwai Yoshino's
relationship were to completely fall apart,
**[04:25] (Flashback) Mari**
it'd prove difficult to get Aki-sama
back on her feet, even for us.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Kikune**
Though I hate to admit that...
**[04:31] (Flashback) Gasou**
Aki-chan isn't the one we're
supposed to be attacking.
**[04:34] (Flashback) Gasou**
Makabe is.
**[04:36] (Flashback) Gasou**
Not to mention, even if we deliberately
try to separate Makabe from Aki-chan,
**[04:40] (Flashback) Gasou**
our hard work will be wasted
if Koiwai Yoshino gets in the way.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Gasou**
That's why our first priority is to make sure
Koiwai Yoshino doesn't get in the way.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Gasou**
And then, we'll get Aki-chan to
stop hanging out with Makabe.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Gasou**
I'll be the one to make sure that happens.
**[04:59] (Flashback) Gasou**
But knowing Koiwai Yoshino,
she'll catch on if we take too long.
**[05:04] (Flashback) Gasou**
I need you three to act first and make
sure she doesn't get near Aki-chan.
**[05:15] (Flashback) Sonoka**
All right.
**[05:17] (Flashback) Mari**
I do feel bad for Aki-sama,
but this is for her own good.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Kikune**
Let's do this!
**[05:23] (Flashback) Kikune**
Just you wait, Koiwai Yoshino!
**[05:25] (Flashback) Sonoka**
Yup, yup.
**[05:26] (Flashback) Mari**
Let's think up a sabotage plan.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Kikune**
Let's do this!
**[05:29] (Flashback) Sonoka and Mari**
Yeah!
**[05:34] Gasou**
*Still, there's no guarantee with this plan.*
**[05:37] Gasou**
*We have to go to a place where we know for sure*
**[05:39] Gasou**
* that neither Koiwai Yoshino*
* nor Makabe will show up.*
**[05:49] Gasou**
Aki-chan, would you like to go there?
**[05:51] Aki**
Huh?
**[05:54] Gasou**
Sure.
**[05:55] Gasou**
Well, no time like the present!
**[05:58] Aki**
Wait a sec.
***SIGN*** Aki-sama
I'm going to head to the Ferris wheel
**[06:10] Masamune**
N-No way...
**[06:19] Masamune**
But why?!
**[06:20] Yoshino**
The reason's simple.
**[06:23] Yoshino**
Because... It's because I...
**[06:27] Yoshino**
hated you so much, I could die.
**[06:36] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother**
You've got chickenpox.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother**
It's highly contagious, so make sure
you stay away from Aki-sama.
**[06:43] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother**
You can't leave this room.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
How long?
**[06:47] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
Until you're completely better.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
Make sure you tell Aki-sama
to stay out of this room, too.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Attendant**
Understood.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
It's fine if I can't see Aki-sama...
**[07:04] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
I'm free.
**[07:06] Yoshino**
Back then, I was at constantly at the mercy
of Aki-sama's endless bad moods.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
Mom, I can't go outside today, either?
**[07:24] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
I don't have a fever anymore.
**[07:26] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
Not yet.
**[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
How many more days?
**[07:30] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
We'll just have to wait and see.
**[07:36] (Flashback) Yoshino (Young)**
It's so quiet.
**[07:39] Yoshino (Young)**
*I don't even have anything to add to my diary.*
***SIGN*** Kids' Study Notebook
***SIGN*** Picture Diary
***SIGN*** Kids' Study Guide
***SIGN*** Weather: Sunny
Handkerchief
Aki-sama made fun of the
handkerchief Mom made for me.
She said it looked poor
and that made it weird.
***SIGN*** Weather: Sunny
Fireworks
Aki-sama suddenly said she
wanted to try an experiment
with skyrocket fireworks to see
if she could send someone
to the moon with them.
I was scared.
Fireworks are scary...
**[07:43] Yoshino (young)**
*I've only written stuff about Aki-sama, anyway.*
***SIGN*** I ended up crying because Aki-sama
cut the hair off my favorite doll.
But my mom told me to just deal with it.
**[07:54] Yoshino (young)**
*Aki-sama might be bored, too,*
**[07:56] Yoshino (young)**
*because she has no one to make her plaything.*
**[08:00] Yoshino (young)**
*Is she mad? Is she sulking?*
**[08:04] Yoshino (young)**
*Maybe she's even crying.*
**[08:06] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
No, no, no!
**[08:08] Yoshino (young)**
*Aki-sama's someone I have to take care of.*
**[08:13] Yoshino (young)**
*Even if I'm not around...*
**[08:16] (Flashback) Aki (Young)**
Come on! Try harder, Masamune!
**[08:19] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
Aki-sama?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
If you stop, Sean will catch up to you!
**[08:27] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
I can't do this anymore!
**[08:29] (Flashback) Aki (Young)**
Then give up and get along with him.
**[08:33] Yoshino (young)**
*A boy I don't know...*
**[08:35] Yoshino (young)**
* I guess she can find a plaything to*
* order around whenever she wants.*
**[08:40] Yoshino (young)**
*But he's doomed.*
**[08:42] Yoshino (Young)**
* He's just going to get yelled*
* at and bullied by Aki-sama.*
**[08:45] Yoshino (young)**
*Poor thing.*
**[08:47] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
Yay!
**[08:50] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
Looks like we caught you, Masamune!
**[08:52] (Flashback) Masamune (young)**
Yeah, I guess you did.
**[09:02] Yoshino**
I think I was in shock.
**[09:04] Yoshino**
I thought I was the only one
who could keep up with Aki-sama.
**[09:09] Yoshino**
And yet... he seemed so much happier than me.
**[09:13] Yoshino**
I could tell...
**[09:16] Yoshino**
that he...
**[09:19] Yoshino**
really liked Aki-sama.
**[09:26] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
Did she get Yoshino's
chickenpox after this long?
**[09:30] (Flashback) Attendant**
Well, she has been playing
outside quite often lately.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Attendant**
Maybe she caught some unknown bug.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
Yoshino, keep an eye on Aki-sama.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
Are you okay, Aki-sama?
**[09:47] (Flashback) Aki (Young)**
Is this your fault, Yoshino?
**[09:51] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)**
I don't know.
**[09:53] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
This is awful. I hate being in this room.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
Too many of Mom and Dad's things are in here.
**[10:02] (Flashback) Aki's Father**
You can't even take care of your own daughter?!
**[10:05] (Flashback) Aki's Mother**
I can say the same exact thing about you!
**[10:07] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother**
Sir, Madam, Aki-sama is trying to rest...
**[10:10] (Flashback) Aki's Father**
You're the one who was by her side!
**[10:11] (Flashback) Aki's Mother**
Would you shut up already?!
**[10:15] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
They said "divorce" means that my mom
and dad won't be married anymore.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
Mom's going to leave me...
**[10:25] (Flashback) Aki (young)**
She says she can't help it
because of a trial or something...
**[10:28] Yoshino (Young)**
*Is Aki-sama... crying?*
**[10:32] (Flashback) Aki (Young)**
But I'm not alone anymore.
**[10:38] (Flashback) Aki (Young)**
Because I have Masamune.
**[10:40] (Flashback) Aki (Young)**
I'll be okay.
**[10:47] Yoshino (Young)**
*Hey, Aki-sama...*
**[10:50] Yoshino (Young)**
*What about me?*
**[10:52] Yoshino**
I'd worked so hard...
**[10:56] Yoshino**
I'd done everything she told me
to do ever since I was born.
**[11:02] Yoshino**
Because... that's what I was told to do.
**[11:09] Yoshino**
And yet...
**[11:12] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan!
**[11:15] Yoshino (Young)**
That voice...
**[11:19] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
**[11:22] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Boy A**
This loser's trying to get that
boss girl to save him again?
**[11:30] (Flashback) Boy B**
Talk about pathetic!
**[12:10] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan...
**[12:12] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan!
**[12:14] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan!
**[12:16] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan!
**[12:18] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
**[12:22] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)**
Aki-chan!
**[12:27] Yoshino**
After that, you stopped coming around,
and it was a huge weight off my shoulders.
**[12:35] Yoshino**
*He's white as a sheet. I guess I can't blame him.*
**[12:40] Yoshino**
* Everything he thought he knew is*
* being destroyed down to its core.*
**[12:48] Yoshino**
But it wasn't good for Aki-sama.
**[12:52] Yoshino**
She fell apart.
**[12:55] Yoshino**
She cried every day and ended up hating boys.
**[13:01] Yoshino**
I regretted my actions
for the first time in my life.
**[13:05] Yoshino**
I realized that I did something
I never should have done.
**[13:09] Yoshino**
I looked for that boy for a really long time,
but I could never find him.
**[13:15] Yoshino**
When I thought there was nothing
I could do to make up for it...
**[13:19] (Flashback) Female students**
Wait, where?
**[13:20] Female student A**
Hey, look! He's apparently a transfer student!
**[13:20] (Flashback) Female students**
Go talk to him!
**[13:23] (Flashback) Female student B**
Makabe Masamune-kun is so cool!
**[13:28] Yoshino**
*Masamune...*
**[13:30] Yoshino**
There you were.
**[13:35] Yoshino**
I knew right away that it was you, Pig's Foot.
**[13:40] Masamune**
You recognized me right away?
**[13:43] Masamune**
Even though Adagaki Aki couldn't?
**[13:46] Yoshino**
Aki-sama's a bit dense.
Please forgive her for that.
**[13:50] Yoshino**
That's just how powerful
your old image is in her mind.
**[13:54] Yoshino**
And...
**[13:55] Yoshino**
I ended up helping you out
because you remembered Aki-sama.
**[14:00] Yoshino**
I figured it could be the way
to make it up to Aki-sama.
**[14:03] Masamune**
Hey, wait a minute!
How is that making it up to her?
**[14:06] Masamune**
I'm trying to get revenge here!
**[14:09] Masamune**
I was going to make her fall for
me just so I could dump her!
**[14:14] Masamune**
Even you said...
**[14:16] (Flashback) Yoshino**
If you dump her, and that makes
her a little more modest,
**[14:19] (Flashback) Yoshino**
it greatly benefits me,
**[14:22] (Flashback) Yoshino**
as well as Aki-sama.
**[14:27] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[14:28] Yoshino**
I didn't actually want you to dump her.
**[14:32] Yoshino**
Because...
**[14:34] Yoshino**
you can't hate Aki-sama when you've seen her
**[14:37] Yoshino**
for who she truly is, right?
**[14:47] Masamune**
I...
**[14:52] Yoshino**
Right now, Aki-sama is...
**[14:55] Yoshino**
on a date with Kanetsugu.
**[15:00] Yoshino**
She still thinks he's Pig's Foot.
**[15:06] Yoshino**
I can't make any moves
**[15:07] Yoshino**
because my parents and some other
people are keeping their eye on me.
**[15:12] Yoshino**
So, Pig's Foot...
**[15:17] Yoshino**
I need you to save Aki-sama.
**[15:22] Masamune**
Damn it!
**[15:34] Yoshino**
Yes, go, Pig's Foot...
**[15:40] Yoshino**
To Aki-sama.
**[15:50] Masamune**
*I'm an idiot.*
**[15:52] Masamune**
*Master is also an idiot!*
**[15:57] Masamune**
Everyone is a big, huge idiot!
**[16:06] Gasou**
*Okay, we got this far.*
**[16:09] Gasou**
*Now, how do I take the first step?*
**[16:12] Aki**
What's wrong?
**[16:15] Gasou**
Huh? Er, I was just thinking how I finally
got to be alone with you, Aki-chan.
**[16:20] Aki**
Right...
**[16:24] Aki**
Ugh, what is Yoshino doing?
**[16:29] Gasou**
*Sorry, Aki-chan.*
**[16:31] Gasou**
* But I need to get guaranteed additional*
* funds from your family, no matter what.*
**[16:39] Gasou**
*But considering I was already getting funding,*
**[16:43] Gasou**
* I knew it would've proved*
* difficult if I asked for more.*
**[16:46] Gasou**
* That's why I need you to*
* personally ask your family.*
**[16:51] Gasou**
*That would mean*
**[16:52] Gasou**
* you'd have to accept the Adagaki and Gasou*
* families being connected by marriage.*
**[16:57] Gasou**
*But I'm very aware...*
**[17:00] Gasou**
* that the shadow of a certain man*
* continues to live in your heart.*
**[17:06] Gasou**
* And I need to make that shadow*
* disappear here and now,*
**[17:10] Gasou**
*in order to protect my own happiness.*
**[17:19] Kikune**
Makabe?!
**[17:21] Masamune**
You three...
**[17:23] Sonoka**
Wh-What the heck is he doing here?!
**[17:26] Mari**
I-I have no idea!
But we have to stop him, too!
**[17:32] Kikune**
But what if Koiwai Yoshino gets
to Aki-sama in the meantime?
**[17:37] Masamune**
Perfect timing!
**[17:39] Masamune**
Do you know where
Kanetsugu and Adagaki Aki are?
**[17:42] Sonoka**
Like we'd ever tell you, you cheater!
**[17:46] Masamune**
Cheater?
**[17:48] Mari**
We are aware that you have been having
secret rendezvous with Koiwai Yoshino.
**[17:55] Mari**
So what exactly are you planning
to tell Aki-sama right now?
**[18:03] Sonoka**
See? You're speechless!
**[18:05] Sonoka**
Now stay away from Aki-sama!
**[18:08] Masamune**
Shut up!
**[18:08] Sonoka**
Wh-What did you just say?!
**[18:12] Masamune**
I have no intention of clearing up
these little misunderstandings.
**[18:15] Masamune**
If you're going to call me trash,
that's fine, because it's true.
**[18:21] Masamune**
But...
**[18:24] Masamune**
Who's going to save Adagaki Aki
from Gasou Kanetsugu's lies?
**[18:29] Sonoka**
Gasou Kanetsugu's...
**[18:31] Mari**
...lies?
**[18:36] Masamune**
If you really care about Aki-sama, answer me.
**[18:39] Masamune**
Where are those two right now?
**[18:46] (Flashback) Mari**
So what exactly are you planning
to tell Aki-sama right now?
**[18:50] Masamune**
*What am I planning to tell Adagaki Aki?*
**[18:58] Mob**
This is good, too.
***SIGN*** Fresh Ice Cream
**[18:58] Mob**
Want to take a little break?
**[18:59] Mob**
Really? Let me try some.
**[19:00] Mob**
I want to go on the roller coaster.
**[19:06] Mob**
Let's go!
**[19:09] Mob**
I wonder if I'm tall enough.
**[19:14] Little girl's big brother**
You dropped it?
**[19:16] Little girl's big brother**
Oh, jeez...
**[19:19] Little girl's big brother**
Here.
**[19:23] Little girl**
Thanks, Onii-chan.
**[19:26] Little girl's big brother**
Don't drop it again, okay?
**[19:28] Little girl**
'Kay.
**[19:30] Gasou**
Here you go, Aki-chan.
**[19:33] Aki**
Thanks.
**[19:39] Gasou**
You finally smiled.
**[19:41] Aki**
Did I seem that unfriendly?
**[19:44] Gasou**
No, I wouldn't say so.
**[19:47] Gasou**
But you've been trying to
act tough for a while.
**[19:50] Gasou**
If this is helping you relax, I'm glad.
**[19:53] Aki**
You're really good at calming people
down, or making them a bit kinder.
**[19:58] Gasou**
Really? Maybe it's because
I have a little sister.
**[20:03] Aki**
Your little sister's still in the hospital, right?
**[20:06] Gasou**
Yes.
**[20:08] Aki**
Is there anything I can do to help?
**[20:11] Gasou**
I'd feel bad for asking. I'm already
causing you enough trouble...
**[20:16] Gasou**
And I wouldn't be able to return the favor.
**[20:18] Aki**
That's not true, Kane—
Masamune. You came back to me.
**[20:26] Aki**
Of course I'd help you!
**[20:33] Aki**
So, really... Ask me for anything.
**[20:44] Gasou**
Um, Aki-chan...
**[20:49] Gasou**
Actually—
**[20:53] Aki**
Makabe?!
**[20:57] Masamune**
Quit using my damn name!
**[21:11] Yoshino**
Please... reach Aki-sama in time.
**[21:18] Yoshino**
* Please let these feelings*
* that started with hatred*
**[21:22] Yoshino**
*be something I can let go of here and now.*
**[21:28] Aki**
Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
**[21:31] Masamune**
Then there's you!
**[21:33] Masamune**
Even if this is all just a
giant misunderstanding,
**[21:36] Masamune**
I can't let your current ugly
personality off the hook!
**[21:40] Aki**
*Ug—*
**[21:42] Masamune**
So really...
**[21:44] Masamune**
If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
**[21:51] Masamune**
Go out with the real...
**[21:53] Masamune**
Go out with me instead!
# E5 - So We Became a Couple
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKD9K5/so-we-became-a-couple)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Aki**
Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
**[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune**
Then there's you!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Masamune**
Even if this is all just a
giant misunderstanding,
**[00:07] (Flashback) Masamune**
I can't let your current ugly
personality off the hook!
**[00:12] (Flashback) Aki**
Ug—
**[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune**
So really...
**[00:16] (Flashback) Masamune**
If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
**[00:22] (Flashback) Masamune**
Go out with the real...
**[00:24] (Flashback) Masamune**
Go out with me instead!
***SIGN*** #5 "So We Became a Couple"
**[02:05] Gasou**
Don't think I'm gonna take this lying down,
**[02:08] Gasou**
you shallow piece of shit who's
only got his face going for him.
**[02:11] Masamune**
Who are you calling shallow?!
**[02:13] Gasou**
You've been popular enough!
**[02:15] Gasou**
You're just pissed because
Aki-chan won't look your way!
**[02:18] Masamune**
That's not what this is about!
**[02:22] Gasou**
I won't let some popular guy use
Aki-chan for his stupid pride!
**[02:27] Masamune**
*A popular guy's pride?*
**[02:31] Masamune**
* If I had anything like that,*
* none of this would have...*
**[02:35] Masamune**
I've never been popular.
**[02:38] Gasou**
What? Give me a break with your fake humility!
**[02:40] Masamune**
It's the truth.
**[02:42] Masamune**
My earliest memories were of me
being bullied for being the fat kid.
**[02:47] Masamune**
My classmates always mocked me.
**[02:50] Masamune**
And then...
**[02:57] Masamune**
I ran into that arrogant little
girl's yard, and she saved me.
**[03:04] Aki**
Masa...mune?
**[03:10] Aki**
Huh?
**[03:11] Aki**
Makabe Masa...
**[03:15] Aki**
Masamune?
**[03:17] Masamune**
That's right.
**[03:20] Masamune**
The fat kid who ran away from your
place eight years ago wasn't Gasou.
**[03:24] Masamune**
It was me.
**[03:30] Gasou**
Qui...
**[03:31] Gasou**
Quit lying! That's a total fabrication!
**[03:35] Gasou**
Aki-chan! Are you actually
taking this guy seriously?!
**[03:39] Gasou**
Don't you remember how many
times he made you cry?
**[03:41] Gasou**
Who are you gonna believe? Me or him?!
**[03:43] Aki**
Kanetsugu...
**[03:45] Gasou**
That's right! That's the right choice!
Exactly, Aki-chan!
**[03:48] Aki**
No, that's not what I'm saying... Why do you...
**[03:52] Aki**
have cleavage?
**[03:56] Masamune**
Cleavage?
**[04:03] Gasou**
Er, it's just... I never mentioned it.
**[04:07] Gasou**
I'm still the head of my household.
**[04:10] Gasou**
Oh, I think the hospital is calling me.
**[04:14] Gasou**
Excuse me now!
**[04:27] Aki**
You're... Masamune?
**[04:31] Masamune**
I said I was, didn't I?
**[04:35] Masamune**
*How are we supposed to act now?!*
**[04:40] Masamune**
Seriously, I can't believe
how oblivious you are.
**[04:43] Masamune**
So you're into girls now?
**[04:44] Aki**
W-Well, you didn't realize it, either!
**[04:48] Masamune**
I mean, the time we spent
together is different.
**[04:50] Masamune**
What's wrong with your eyes?
Do you even have any?
**[04:52] Aki**
Oh, shut up!
**[04:54] Aki**
Yeah, so I'm oblivious and blind.
**[04:56] Aki**
I'm arrogant and have an ugly personality!
**[04:59] Masamune**
*Well, she took that quite personally.*
**[05:01] Aki**
So in that regard...
**[05:03] Aki**
Why did you make that request earlier?
**[05:05] Masamune**
Request? When did I ever
request anything from you?
**[05:09] Aki**
You did! You asked me to go out with you!
**[05:15] (Flashback) Masamune**
Go out with the real...
**[05:17] (Flashback) Masamune**
Go out with me instead!
**[05:18] Masamune**
*That's the "request" you're talking about?*
**[05:21] Masamune**
*Did I really say that?*
**[05:22] Masamune**
Er, that was just... me going
with the flow... or something.
**[05:26] Aki**
All right.
**[05:28] Masamune**
Huh?
**[05:29] Aki**
If you're that insistent,
I don't mind accepting your request.
**[05:35] Masamune**
Wait, does that mean...
**[05:39] Aki**
I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
**[05:47] Masamune**
Huh?
**[05:58] Sumire**
Kane-chama!
**[06:01] Gasou**
Hey.
**[06:02] Sumire**
Wh-What happened to your face?
**[06:05] Gasou**
I was punched. Like, "wham!"
**[06:08] Sumire**
What? But that's so mean!
**[06:11] Gasou**
I know, right? He didn't hold back, either.
**[06:13] Gasou**
He really is awful.
**[06:17] Sumire**
Kane-chama?
**[06:19] Sumire**
Are you crying, Kane-chama?
**[06:24] Gasou**
I guess they all know now!
Honestly, I feel great!
**[06:30] Sumire**
Kane-chama?
**[06:31] Gasou**
I wonder what I should do now.
**[06:32] Gasou**
Maybe I'll have him take
some responsibility, too.
**[06:35] Sumire**
Responsibility?
**[06:37] Nurse**
Please quiet down!
**[06:58] Aki**
Don't forget.
**[07:00] Aki**
You're the one who asked me out,
meaning I have the upper hand here.
**[07:07] Aki**
Are you listening to me?
**[07:08] Masamune**
O-Of course I am!
**[07:17] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan!
**[07:20] Chinatsu**
I keep telling you dinner's ready!
Your miso soup is gonna get cold.
**[07:28] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan!
**[07:34] Chinatsu**
Oof. Sad.
**[07:40] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan?
**[07:44] Chinatsu**
M-Mom! I think Onii-chan just died!
**[07:53] Sachio**
M-Makabe-senpai...
**[07:57] Sachio**
I love you.
**[07:59] Masamune**
*How many does that make this month?*
**[08:03] Masamune**
* Do they all just want to*
* find someone by Christmas?*
**[08:07] Masamune**
* Aren't you cold with your*
* legs exposed like that?*
**[08:10] Masamune**
*I just want to get back to class...*
**[08:13] Sachio**
I was wondering i-if you'd go out with...
**[08:17] Masamune**
I'm sorry, I can't.
**[08:19] Sachio**
I see...
**[08:20] Masamune**
* I'm trying to act as natural as*
* possible and seem apologetic*
**[08:24] Masamune**
*so they won't feel so bad...*
**[08:26] Masamune**
I promise it's not you.
**[08:28] Sachio**
I guess the rumors are true, then.
**[08:31] Masamune**
Huh?
**[08:32] Sachio**
So Adagaki-senpai, who hates men,
finally fell for Makabe-senpai...
**[08:39] Masamune**
I'm not sure if "fell for" is the right term...
**[08:41] Masamune**
But it's true that we're going out.
**[08:43] Sachio**
I see. I guess you're happy now.
**[08:48] Masamune**
Y-Yes...
**[08:49] Sachio**
But I...
**[08:51] Sachio**
I don't care if I'm your number two!
**[08:52] Masamune**
What?!
**[08:54] Sachio**
Please let me have some of your time, too!
**[08:58] Masamune**
Uh, wait... I don't know about that!
**[09:00] Masamune**
Oh, I know. Here!
**[09:02] Masamune**
Just think of this as me!
***SIGN*** Vitamin B12
***SIGN*** Vitamin C
***SIGN*** Amino Acids
***SIGN*** 1% Juice
**[09:06] Masamune**
Bye!
**[09:06] Sachio**
Senpai!
**[09:12] Sachio**
Senpai's leftovers...
**[09:15] Sachio**
Not bad!
**[09:21] Masamune**
Man... The ones who keep
approaching me lately are intense.
**[09:26] Neko**
Well, you two just formed a superstar couple.
That doesn't happen often.
**[09:31] Neko**
Most of the young ladies and gentlemen
are crying themselves to sleep at night.
**[09:36] Neko**
If they aren't, they're probably
coming after you now.
**[09:40] Neko**
That must be rough.
**[09:43] Masamune**
Don't have too much fun with all this,
Fujinomiya-san. It doesn't conce—
**[09:46] Neko**
It doesn't concern me?
**[09:55] Neko**
I might be one of the ones
crying herself to sleep each night.
**[10:00] Masamune**
I-I'm sorry! Forgive me!
**[10:01] Masamune**
I know there's been a lot going on,
so I had to put this off, but I...
**[10:10] Neko**
No, it's not like I wanted to hear an answer.
**[10:14] Masamune**
What do you mean?
**[10:16] Neko**
Well, considering the circumstances...
**[10:18] Neko**
We don't know what's going
to happen, so we can hold off.
**[10:22] Neko**
Yes, that's for the best.
**[10:27] Masamune**
So you're just going to enjoy this mess.
**[10:30] Neko**
Oh, my.
**[10:51] Masamune**
Considering the circumstances, huh?
**[10:55] (Flashback) Yoshino**
So, Pig's Foot...
**[10:59] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I need you to save Aki-sama.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Masamune**
Go out with the real...
**[11:08] (Flashback) Masamune**
Go out with me instead!
**[11:10] (Flashback) Aki**
I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
**[11:14] Masamune**
* So I guess that means Fujinomiya-san*
* sees through everything.*
**[11:20] Masamune**
*Yeah, we may be going out, but...*
**[11:24] Masamune**
*I mean... I was the one who asked her out.*
**[11:29] Masamune**
*I can't go back on that now.*
***SIGN*** You have a new message.
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
***SIGN*** Go buy me
some bread for lunch.
**[11:36] Aki**
*Go buy me some bread for lunch.*
**[11:38] Masamune**
Wow, she pisses me off.
**[11:50] Masamune**
God, I don't want to go into that mess.
**[11:54] Aki**
* Hurry up. If you don't, I'll shrivel up*
* and die like some zebra on the savanna.*
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
***SIGN*** Hurry up!
If you don't, I'll shrivel up and die
like some zebra on the savanna.
**[11:58] Masamune**
*Zebras don't eat croquette buns!*
**[12:02] Masamune**
Rising Sun!
**[12:06] Masamune**
Ma'am, can I get three
explosive croquette buns and...
**[12:11] Gasou**
You need to speak up!
**[12:13] Gasou**
Why don't you yell like you did the other day?
**[12:16] Masamune**
Huh?
**[12:17] Masamune**
What?!
**[12:27] Gasou**
If you cause that much of a ruckus,
**[12:30] Gasou**
it'll draw more attention
to me that I don't need.
**[12:32] Masamune**
Well, I mean, obviously I'm surprised.
**[12:34] Masamune**
I heard you pretty much ghosted everyone
after that, so you just popping up was...
**[12:39] Gasou**
The school took pity on me and let me work.
**[12:41] Gasou**
Because I'm flat broke.
**[12:43] Masamune**
Flat broke? What do you mean?
**[12:46] Gasou**
This was all part of my plan. "Plan F."
**[12:50] Masamune**
F?
**[12:51] Gasou**
F as in fishing.
**[12:53] Masamune**
What? Fishing?
**[12:56] Gasou**
I was going to act like I was
you from eight years ago
**[12:59] Gasou**
and fish financial support
from the Adagaki family.
**[13:03] Masamune**
Financial support... Why would you do that?
**[13:07] Gasou**
I've got a lot going on.
**[13:10] Gasou**
Well, that plan gloriously
fell apart, didn't it?
**[13:14] Gasou**
With you punching me and all.
**[13:16] Masamune**
Well, I didn't know you were a girl.
**[13:19] Gasou**
So I managed to pay back all the expenses.
***SIGN*** For Sale
**[13:24] Gasou**
I sold off our mansion.
***SIGN*** For Sale
**[13:25] Masamune**
What?! You sold your home?!
**[13:28] Masamune**
Are you gonna be okay?
**[13:35] Gasou**
Honestly, I feel relieved.
**[13:36] Gasou**
I was pushing myself way too hard
to make my family look good.
**[13:40] Gasou**
And I had to keep lying to
people around me to do so.
**[13:47] Gasou**
Now I just get to enjoy myself.
**[13:49] Gasou**
I get to live in an apartment
with nothing tying me down.
**[13:53] Gasou**
I promised my little sister we'd go to a
bathhouse once she's out of the hospital.
**[13:58] Masamune**
Gasou...
**[14:00] Gasou**
I don't have to force myself to
act like a guy anymore, either.
**[14:07] Masamune**
*I see...*
**[14:10] Masamune**
* It's true that I was pissed when she used*
* my name and tried to act like me...*
**[14:14] Masamune**
* And I was wondering what*
* happened after all that.*
**[14:20] Masamune**
I'm glad.
**[14:22] Masamune**
I guess that might be weird coming from me.
**[14:27] Gasou**
Yeah, it's pretty weird.
**[14:29] Gasou**
But to think that the bullied, chubby little
Masamune-kun would change so much.
**[14:34] Masamune**
Wh-What? Now you're gonna threaten me?
**[14:38] Gasou**
No. Honestly, I sorta want you
to take responsibility for this.
**[14:41] Masamune**
Responsibility?
**[14:43] Gasou**
Make me your wife.
**[14:45] Masamune**
What?!
**[14:46] Gasou**
I thought about it and realized
that you're pretty rich yourself,
**[14:50] Gasou**
and you get good grades,
**[14:51] Gasou**
so you've also got a pretty promising future.
**[14:53] Gasou**
See? I guess I don't have to give up just yet.
**[14:57] Masamune**
Nope! Not happening! Do you hear yourself?!
**[14:58] Masamune**
I'm already dating someone, anyway!
**[15:03] Gasou**
Why are you taking this so seriously?
**[15:05] Masamune**
Wait, what?! It was a joke?!
**[15:07] Gasou**
You really just said,
"I'm already dating someone!"
**[15:10] Gasou**
You mean...
**[15:13] Gasou**
Aki-chan, don't you?
**[15:16] Masamune**
Oh, never mind!
**[15:22] Gasou**
*Man, you really are strange, Masamune-kun.*
**[15:33] Aki**
Upsy-daisy...
**[15:37] Aki**
I wonder if this thing really works...
**[15:43] Masamune**
What are you doing?
**[15:47] Aki**
Makabe!
**[15:49] Aki**
T-Took you long enough!
Did you actually go to Africa or something?
**[15:53] Masamune**
A-A lot happened, okay?
**[15:58] Masamune**
What?
**[16:01] Masamune**
A stove?
**[16:03] Aki**
Yoshino found it back there.
I thought I might be able to use it.
**[16:07] Masamune**
You just want it out here? Hup.
**[16:10] Aki**
Th-Thank—
**[16:11] Masamune**
I'll set it in the center.
**[16:13] Aki**
Huh?!
**[16:15] Aki**
Uh, sure...
**[16:22] Aki**
The only problem with
this shed is that it's cold.
**[16:26] Masamune**
Are you planning to spend
the long winter in here?
**[16:29] Aki**
Shut up and just give me the food you bought!
**[16:33] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah, Zebra-sama.
**[16:37] Masamune**
Man, is it that hard to just say thank you?
***SIGN*** Explosive
Croquette Bun
**[16:42] Aki**
O-Of course I can! I was just about to
say it! It's the right thing to do!
**[16:46] Masamune**
Uh-huh...
**[16:52] Aki**
Here. You can have this.
**[16:55] Aki**
Good job. Here's your treat.
***SIGN*** Explosive
***SIGN*** Croquette Bun
**[17:00] Masamune**
Having fried food right now might be, uh...
**[17:03] Aki**
And you can have a rice ball, too.
Do you want salmon or cod roe?
**[17:07] Masamune**
I have my own thing, okay?!
**[17:09] Aki**
That's not enough! You need to eat more!
**[17:11] Aki**
The old Masamune was much rounder!
**[17:15] Aki**
We should get some
donuts after school, too.
**[17:17] Aki**
Also, you need to try this new drink.
**[17:19] Masamune**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[17:21] Masamune**
*What is this plan of fattening me up again?*
**[17:23] Masamune**
*I got skinny so I could get revenge on you!*
**[17:28] Masamune**
*Though it was all a misunderstanding...*
**[17:33] Masamune**
*Not like I can say any of that.*
**[17:36] Aki**
The new one is apparently
white chocolate whipped cream.
**[17:39] Aki**
Let's go right after school, and...
**[17:41] Masamune**
Um...
**[17:43] Masamune**
Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
**[17:45] Aki**
Huh?
**[17:47] Masamune**
Huh?
**[17:48] Aki**
Er, I mean...
**[17:51] Aki**
But how am I supposed to reward you, then?
**[17:54] Masamune**
No, really!
**[17:56] Masamune**
Just the sentiment...
**[17:59] Masamune**
is more than enough.
**[18:11] Aki**
D-Don't touch me so casually!
**[18:15] Masamune**
S-Sorry! I wasn't thinking!
**[18:20] Yoshino**
I got some kerosene from the janitor's office.
**[18:29] Masamune**
Well, bye!
**[18:40] Masamune**
Man, I panicked.
But why the heck was I panicking?
**[18:48] Masamune**
* The one who called me*
* Pig's Foot wasn't Adagaki Aki.*
**[18:52] Masamune**
*And Master feels bad about it.*
**[18:59] Masamune**
*I don't have anyone to hate anymore...*
**[19:08] Masamune**
Huh?
**[19:20] Masamune**
U-Um...
**[19:22] Masamune**
Master!
**[19:31] Masamune**
*Master and I used to come here pretty often.*
**[19:37] Masamune**
*We'd talk about the details of our plan...*
**[19:46] Masamune**
Was that the tree she
hung me upside-down from?
**[19:51] Yoshino**
No. It's the next one over.
**[19:56] Yoshino**
I'll do it again if you'd like.
**[19:59] Masamune**
I'll pass, thanks.
**[20:00] Masamune**
How did our conversation turn into this?
**[20:04] Yoshino**
You're right.
**[20:06] Yoshino**
We should get to the point.
**[20:09] Masamune**
Y-Yeah, I was just wondering
how you're doing lately.
**[20:12] Masamune**
No problems?
**[20:13] Yoshino**
No. Nothing.
**[20:15] Masamune**
That's good.
**[20:17] Yoshino**
It's because you didn't tell
Aki-sama what I did.
**[20:29] Masamune**
I mean, what would be the point?
**[20:32] Masamune**
I almost let slip to her that I tried
to get close to her for revenge.
**[20:37] Masamune**
*Most importantly...*
**[20:40] Masamune**
* I couldn't blame you,*
* since you continued to feel bad.*
**[20:50] Masamune**
Despite everything that happened,
I'm going out with her.
**[20:53] Masamune**
That part is on track.
**[20:56] Yoshino**
I see. So everything's okay, then.
**[20:58] Masamune**
Well, actually...
**[21:00] Masamune**
I'm sorry! It's not okay!
**[21:03] Masamune**
Going out with someone is super hard!
**[21:08] Yoshino**
Honestly, Pig's Foot...
**[21:10] Masamune**
Yes, you can call me a pig all you want!
**[21:13] Masamune**
Considering she clearly
wants me to become a pig!
**[21:16] Masamune**
What am I supposed to do now, Master Koiwai?
**[21:19] Masamune**
Please show me some mercy!
**[21:21] Masamune**
I beg of you! Koiwai-sama!
**[21:29] Yoshino**
This is your last bonus.
**[21:31] Yoshino**
Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
**[21:34] Masamune**
Christmas Eve!
**[21:36] Yoshino**
She'll be really happy if
you celebrate it with her.
**[21:39] Masamune**
I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
**[21:49] Yoshino**
Also...
**[21:51] Yoshino**
I'm going to stop making contact
**[21:54] Yoshino**
with you like this.
**[22:01] Masamune**
Huh?
# E6 - Our Second Date
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0D70J/our-second-date)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Yoshino**
This is your last bonus.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Masamune**
Christmas Eve!
**[00:11] (Flashback) Yoshino**
She'll be really happy if
you celebrate it with her.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune**
I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
**[00:23] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Also...
**[00:25] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I'm going to stop making contact
**[00:29] (Flashback) Yoshino**
with you like this.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh?
***SIGN*** #6 "Our Second Date"
**[02:14] Aki**
My birfdayth?
**[02:16] Masamune**
I was born in January,
but I was wondering when you were born.
**[02:21] Aki**
Huh... When do you think it is?
**[02:23] Masamune**
Uh... I dunno. I'm not really
good at guessing. Maybe summer?
**[02:29] Aki**
Well, you're way off. It's December 24th.
**[02:34] Masamune**
* She's so cute when she makes faces*
* like that. Just like when we were kids.*
**[02:38] Masamune**
Huh... So you were born on Christmas Eve.
**[02:41] Masamune**
Let me celebrate that day with you, then.
**[02:44] Aki**
That's not a bad proposal
coming from you for once.
**[02:49] Masamune**
*Is that an okay? Yes! I did it, Master!*
**[02:53] Yoshino**
Aki-sama, here's your extra mochi.
**[02:58] Masamune**
* Right. That was the agreement.*
* She's so thorough.*
**[03:06] Masamune**
*Anyway, I can't get any more help from Master.*
**[03:10] Masamune**
* I'll have to think up these*
* Christmas plans myself.*
***SIGN*** Here's Our
Recommended
Christmas Course!
***SIGN*** Cute Christmas Fashion
and Accessories ♥
***SIGN*** Our Best Christmas Date
Report!!
**[03:13] Masamune**
*But there are just too many options...*
**[03:17] Masamune**
S-Say, Chinatsu.
**[03:19] Chinatsu**
Hm?
**[03:20] Masamune**
If you were going on a Christmas
date, what would you like to do?
**[03:23] Chinatsu**
A Christmas date?
Why, go to a castle, of course!
**[03:27] Masamune**
What?
**[03:28] Chinatsu**
I'd rent out a whole castle,
cosplay as a princess, and dance!
**[03:32] Masamune**
I'm talking about something
rooted in reality here.
**[03:36] Chinatsu**
Oh. Then I guess I could
compromise and settle for
**[03:38] Chinatsu**
dinner at a hotel with an ocean view.
**[03:40] Masamune**
You middle school girls sure expect a lot.
**[03:43] Kinue**
What's this? Are you talking about dates?
**[03:45] Chinatsu**
Mom! You've had a Christmas
dinner with Dad before, right?
**[03:49] Kinue**
I have! But it was so troublesome
**[03:52] Kinue**
because they accidentally
brought out a kids' lunch for me.
**[03:55] Chinatsu**
What the heck?
**[03:56] Kinue**
And then they brought out Hamburg steak.
**[03:59] Chinatsu**
Yeah?
**[03:59] Masamune**
Yeah, my bad for even
asking you two in the first place.
**[03:59] Kinue**
I couldn't eat all of it.
**[04:00] Chinatsu**
Did you, though?
**[04:01] Kinue**
Yeah. My stomach was so full.
**[04:06] Chinatsu**
Oh. Hey, by the way, Onii-chan.
**[04:08] Chinatsu**
Since we're talking about Christmas,
**[04:10] Chinatsu**
Mom did a lottery in the
shopping district today and...
**[04:18] Masamune**
When all else fails...
**[04:20] Masamune**
*I'll have to rely on the bible of a million girls,
as well as my own...* Rose-eyed Steroid*!*
***SIGN*** Rose-eyed Steroid
***SIGN*** Hanano Rabuko
***SIGN*** Vvoooorrrr
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 20 0 l 20 68 l 0 68
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** That's
fine,
***SIGN*** because
you're
safe.
***SIGN*** ...
was
ruined.
**[04:37] Masamune**
Christmases in 2D are so overshadowed by
other incidents that it's not Christmas at all!
**[04:49] Aki**
Maybe I should just buy some new outfits.
**[04:52] Aki**
What do you think?
**[04:56] Yoshino**
I'm sure you'd look amazing
in any of them, Aki-sama.
**[05:00] Kojuurou**
A perfect place for a Christmas date?
**[05:03] Masamune**
Shh! Not so loud!
**[05:05] Kojuurou**
S-Sorry. Is this for you and Adagaki-san?
**[05:09] Masamune**
Yeah...
**[05:10] Kojuurou**
Aw, that sounds like fun.
**[05:12] Masamune**
I've been researching a lot,
but nothing's really speaking to me.
**[05:16] Kojuurou**
Well, I know plenty of
exceptional restaurants.
***SIGN*** Italian "Buono"
**[05:21] Kojuurou**
The fresh pasta at this
Italian place is amazing,
**[05:24] Kojuurou**
and this place has great
super-soft Hamburg steak.
**[05:27] Kojuurou**
Oh, and you need a reservation
for the pancakes at this café,
**[05:30] Kojuurou**
but they're super yummy!
You have to try them once before you die!
**[05:33] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[06:12] Employee**
Welcome.
**[06:12] Employee**
Thank you very much.
**[06:20] Masamune**
Just five more minutes...
**[06:24] Aki**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:34] Aki**
What?
**[06:35] Masamune**
Oh, just... I guess you really did decide
against cosplaying as Hada Pure.
**[06:39] Aki**
Th-That was just Yoshino's mistake!
**[06:42] Masamune**
I know. You told me before.
**[06:44] Aki**
Just forget about it already!
Right this second! Sooner, if you can!
**[06:48] Aki**
So, what are we going to do today?
**[06:55] Masamune**
I couldn't think of anything too creative,
**[06:58] Masamune**
so sorry it's a rehash of last time, but...
**[07:00] Aki**
No zombies?
**[07:02] Masamune**
No zombies.
**[07:04] Aki**
Well, okay, then.
**[07:06] Masamune**
Sorry, but I didn't rent out the whole theater.
**[07:09] Aki**
I guess I can't expect too much.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Aki**
Hey.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Aki**
You're too close.
**[07:17] Masamune**
* I bought one extra seat to*
* the side again, just in case,*
**[07:20] Masamune**
*but I doubt it'll be any different...*
**[07:26] Aki**
I mean, I'm not going to tell you
not to sit next to me if we're dating.
**[07:37] Old Man**
*Pochi! Come here!*
**[07:42] Masamune**
*I can't even concentrate...*
**[07:44] Masamune**
* The smell of popcorn and*
* the actors' cheesy lines*
**[07:47] Masamune**
*are messing with my brain.*
**[07:53] Masamune**
*But I should try not to forget...*
**[07:56] Masamune**
* that the feelings we feel right*
* now actually made us happy.*
**[08:01] Masamune**
*They weren't a lie.*
**[08:09] Narino**
Yoshino.
**[08:11] Narino**
It's Christmas. Why do you look so gloomy?
**[08:14] Yoshino**
I don't. And Christmas doesn't concern me.
**[08:17] Narino**
Well, I guess you're right.
**[08:19] Narino**
Here.
**[08:24] Yoshino**
What's this?
**[08:25] Narino**
Work, you dummy. Well, see you later.
**[08:35] Aki**
Th-That wasn't fair...
**[08:38] Aki**
I let my guard down because
you said there were no zombies,
**[08:40] Aki**
but it was a story about
an old man and animals.
**[08:43] Aki**
I just...
**[08:44] Masamune**
* This time, she's crying because*
* she was moved to tears.*
**[08:47] Masamune**
Okay, okay. Just calm down.
I have reservations at a café nearby.
**[08:51] Aki**
A café?
**[08:58] Aki**
What's it like?
**[08:59] Masamune**
I guess they serve pancakes.
**[09:01] Masamune**
The Sweets General recommended
it to me, so it should be good.
**[09:07] Masamune**
It should be around here somewhere...
**[09:09] Masamune**
It's on the second floor
of a building with a roof.
**[09:11] Aki**
Could it be that place?
**[09:16] Masamune**
What?!
**[09:19] Masamune**
Um... Is everything oka—
**[09:21] Owner**
My shop!
**[09:24] Girl A**
Oh... That fire this morning
must've been at this café.
**[09:28] Girl B**
I guess so. It was really good, too.
**[09:30] Girl A**
Poor guy.
**[09:35] Masamune**
I guess I now belong in
the 2D world of incidents.
**[09:40] Masamune**
W-We'll just have to go somewhere else.
**[09:42] Aki**
Yeah.
**[09:44] Female Employee**
I'm very sorry.
**[09:45] Male Employee A**
We are currently...
**[09:47] Male Employee B**
We apologize for the wait.
**[09:49] Masamune**
Curse you, Christmas...
**[09:52] Aki**
It's fine. This is just a
bad time to go anywhere.
**[09:55] Aki**
We can give up for today, and—
**[09:57] Masamune**
No, Adagaki-san!
**[09:58] Masamune**
We mustn't give up so easily!
**[10:00] Masamune**
Do you have any idea just how
much research I did for this day?
**[10:04] Masamune**
So for you to tell me give up so easily...
I can't let that slide, even if it's you!
**[10:08] Masamune**
Do you understand?!
**[10:10] Aki**
O-Okay, fine. Jeez.
**[10:12] Aki**
What are we going to do, then?
**[10:15] Masamune**
* Somewhere else that's nearby,*
* where we can eat and rest...*
**[10:23] Masamune**
Want to come over to my place?
**[10:31] Aki**
Are you sure your family
will be okay with this?
**[10:35] Masamune**
Yeah, it's fine. I'm sure they'll
welcome you with open arms.
**[10:38] Masamune**
* Just like when Master and*
* Fujinomiya-san came over...*
**[10:41] Kinue**
Go on, eat up. We've got
chicken and cake ready for you.
**[10:45] Chinatsu**
What?! Onii-chan finally lucked out?!
**[10:49] Masamune**
Actually, they might be a bit annoying...
**[10:52] Masamune**
M-Maybe it'll be okay...
**[10:56] Aki**
It's fine. We're already here,
so I'll accept your invitation.
**[11:00] Masamune**
They might make a big fuss
at first... but they won't bite.
**[11:05] Aki**
Do you have a ferocious dog or something?
**[11:07] Masamune**
I'm home!
**[11:11] Masamune**
Huh?
**[11:12] Masamune**
H-Hang on one second.
**[11:19] Masamune**
*Wait, no one's here. That can't be right...*
**[11:25] Chinatsu**
*I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!*
***SIGN*** I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
~Chinatsu~
***SIGN*** Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
Too bad we all couldn't go together.
-Mom-
**[11:28] Chinatsu**
*It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!*
**[11:32] Kinue**
*Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.*
**[11:34] Kinue**
*Too bad we all couldn't go together.*
**[11:36] Masamune**
*I-I didn't hear anything about this!*
**[11:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Since we're talking about Christmas,
**[11:42] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Mom did a lottery in the
shopping district today and...
**[11:45] Masamune**
*That's what she meant!*
**[11:49] Aki**
Um, Makabe?
**[11:51] Aki**
Is your family not home?
**[11:54] Masamune**
Um, uh, well...
**[11:59] Aki**
What's this?
**[12:05] Aki**
This means...
**[12:07] Masamune**
* Basically, this means we're*
* completely alone together!*
**[12:15] Frank and Muriel**
Joyeux Noel.
**[12:27] Muriel**
So yummy!
**[12:31] Frank**
To think that I get to spend Christmas
with my adorable little sister...
**[12:34] Frank**
I'm so blessed!
**[12:37] Muriel**
Stop being so dramatic.
You're embarrassing me.
**[12:46] Muriel**
Here. Your present.
**[12:51] Frank**
This is...
**[12:52] Muriel**
I'm happy that I get to spend
Christmas with you, too.
**[12:57] Frank**
M-Muriel... I'm so glad to be alive!
**[13:02] Muriel**
Oh, and here's a list of circles
I want you to visit.
**[13:05] Muriel**
This one's super popular right now.
**[13:07] Frank**
Huh?
**[13:08] Muriel**
You're going to Japon again at
the end of the year, aren't you?
**[13:11] Frank**
S-So what you're saying is...
**[13:13] Muriel**
Will you go to the huge year-end
doujinshi event for me?
**[13:20] Frank**
Of course I will!
Leave this to your big brother!
**[13:23] Muriel**
Yay!
***SIGN*** I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
~Chinatsu~
***SIGN*** Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
Too bad we all couldn't go together.
-Mom-
**[13:30] Aki**
* Is this some kind of trap?!*
* Did I just leap into a wolf's den?*
**[13:34] Masamune**
* Does she think I did this on purpose?*
* No! This is a misunderstanding!*
**[13:40] Masamune and Aki**
Um—
**[13:44] Aki**
* C-Calm down. You'll be finished if*
* you panic and show him weakness.*
**[13:50] Masamune**
* Don't be hasty! You won't be convincing*
* at all if you're acting suspicious!*
**[13:54] Aki**
W-Well, I guess if they
aren't here, they aren't here.
**[13:58] Aki**
I mean, we just stopped by to have some tea.
**[14:01] Aki**
This is no problem at all.
**[14:04] Aki**
Or what? Did you have
some ulterior motive in mind?
**[14:08] Masamune**
L-Like hell I did!
**[14:11] Aki**
In that case, Makabe Masamune-kun,
could I have some tea, please?
**[14:15] Masamune**
Yeah, yeah.
**[14:21] Masamune**
*Damn it! I feel like I lost somehow!*
**[14:25] Masamune**
Anyway, tea. Where are the tea leaves?
**[14:30] Kinue**
Maa-kun, do you want some snacks?
**[14:31] Kinue**
Want some roll cake?
**[14:33] Kinue**
I made a parfait! Want some?
**[14:38] Masamune**
*Are there only snacks in this whole household?*
**[14:40] Masamune**
Tea leaves, please!
I will even accept tea bags!
**[14:43] Aki**
Hey. Can't you even make tea quietly?
**[14:47] Masamune**
Oh, er... I was just looking for the tea.
**[14:50] Aki**
And you can't find it. I figured as much.
**[14:54] Aki**
Whatever. You can just get some cups out.
**[14:56] Aki**
I'll help you look for the tea.
**[14:59] Masamune**
Sorry...
**[15:04] Masamune**
*Huh... I guess she can be pretty nice.*
**[15:09] Aki**
Say, Makabe.
**[15:10] Masamune**
Yeah?
**[15:11] Aki**
We were supposed to eat pancakes today, right?
***SIGN*** For Meals or Dessert!
Fluffy and Delicious!
***SIGN*** You can make
them with water
***SIGN*** 1. Mix eggs and milk in a bowl.
Next, pour in the pancake mix and
stir well.
2. Make sure the frying pan is heated.
Put in a little bit of oil, and then
pour in the batter.
3. Fry them on low heat for 3 minutes,
flip them over, and fry them
for another 2 minutes.
**[15:18] Masamune**
First we add the powder to some milk and eggs...
**[15:22] Aki**
I found them both in your fridge.
**[15:24] Masamune**
Once the batter is mixed, you just fry
them in the frying pan... apparently.
**[15:34] Aki**
That side's done. Better flip it over now.
**[15:38] Masamune**
All right... Hup!
**[15:43] Masamune**
Adagaki-san...
**[15:45] Aki**
Oh, you're so helpless.
**[15:51] Aki**
Hup!
**[15:55] Aki**
Makabe...
**[15:58] Aki**
Well... we managed to make some.
**[16:01] Masamune**
We never did find the tea, though.
**[16:03] Aki**
Well, we found a can of
hot cocoa, so it's fine.
**[16:06] Aki**
Let's eat.
**[16:07] Masamune**
*I honestly wanted sugar-free...*
**[16:22] Aki**
Hot cocoa and pancakes... Not bad.
**[16:26] Masamune**
*But she seems happy, so it's fine.*
**[16:29] Masamune**
Here. Open wide.
**[16:34] Masamune**
Oh? What's wrong? Did that get to you?
**[16:37] Masamune**
This is nothing, right?
**[16:39] Aki**
You're still mad about earlier?
**[16:41] Masamune**
I don't know. Am I?
**[16:44] Aki**
Everyone always says I'm sadistic,
but you're far more sadistic than me.
**[16:55] Masamune**
*I felt something weird there just now.*
**[16:58] Aki**
The flavor's definitely lacking something.
**[17:00] Aki**
You didn't add enough toppings!
**[17:04] Masamune**
Huh? Hey, wait!
**[17:08] Masamune**
This is way too much...
**[17:10] Aki**
Why? I think it's suitable for you.
**[17:16] Masamune**
*Suitable for me?*
**[17:18] Masamune**
*What the heck do you know about me?*
**[17:21] Aki**
Oh, that's right.
**[17:23] Aki**
I saw vanilla ice cream in the freezer—
**[17:26] Masamune**
Adagaki-san.
**[17:29] Masamune**
Come with me for a sec.
**[17:30] Aki**
Wha—
**[17:32] Aki**
What's with you all of a sudden, Makabe?!
**[17:38] Masamune**
This is my room.
**[17:50] Masamune**
That, too.
**[18:01] Aki**
No way...
**[18:04] Aki**
You still had this?
**[18:07] Masamune**
*No...*
**[18:08] Masamune**
No! That's not the point, Aki-chan!
**[18:12] Aki**
Masamune?
**[18:14] Masamune**
It's true that I'm the fat little Masamune
you knew eight years ago.
**[18:18] Masamune**
But I wanted to change from that,
and that's how I became who I am now.
**[18:21] Masamune**
So it's a bit hard for me when someone
wants me to go back to that.
**[18:26] Masamune**
* Even if it was all a misunderstanding,*
* I can't imagine wanting to be my old self.*
**[18:31] Aki**
W-Wait...
**[18:35] Masamune**
Am I worthless... the way I am now?
**[18:40] Aki**
Wai—
**[18:43] Masamune**
Ow...
**[18:51] Aki**
I...
**[19:00] Aki**
Makabe?
**[19:02] Masamune**
Sorry!
**[19:03] Masamune**
Excuse me a sec.
**[19:08] Aki**
*What?*
**[19:15] Masamune**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[19:22] Aki**
Where the heck did Makabe go?
**[19:25] Aki**
Honestly, what's his problem?
**[19:27] Aki**
First he invites me over,
and then he just disappears!
***SIGN*** Messages
***SIGN*** Makabe Masamune
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** Okay.
***SIGN*** In the 2nd floor
bathroom RN
***SIGN*** In the 2nd floor
bathroom RN
***SIGN*** My stomach hurts so much,
I can't move
***SIGN*** My stomach hurts so much,
I can't move
***SIGN*** There's a present for you downstairs
in my coat pocket
***SIGN*** Messages
***SIGN*** Makabe Masamune
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** There's a present for you downstairs
in my coat pocket
***SIGN*** Please just take that and
leave for today
***SIGN*** I'm really sorry
***SIGN*** Also, Happy Birthday
**[19:52] Aki**
A present?
**[19:56] Aki**
Is this it?
**[20:01] Masamune**
* I'm not sure if I should be grateful that my*
* phone was in my butt pocket or not...*
**[20:05] Masamune**
*But seriously, I'm in so much pain.*
**[20:08] Masamune**
* Were the loli hag's ingredients*
* rotten or something?*
***SIGN*** Okay.
Take care.
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
**[20:16] Masamune**
*No, that's not it.*
**[20:21] Masamune**
* The last time I had a stomachache,*
* I didn't break out in hives like this.*
**[20:26] Masamune**
*They started appearing when...*
**[20:32] Masamune**
*I can't touch Adagaki Aki.*
**[20:40] Yoshino**
Welcome home, Aki-sama.
**[20:43] Aki**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[20:45] Yoshino**
The master is having a Christmas party.
**[20:48] Yoshino**
I slipped away from bingo duty.
**[20:50] Aki**
I see. Well, good work.
**[20:56] Yoshino**
Was your date not fun?
**[20:59] Aki**
Th-That's not true!
**[21:02] Aki**
That's not true...
**[21:05] Aki**
That's not true, but...
**[21:09] Aki**
Say, Yoshino.
**[21:12] Aki**
Could it be that I have no
appeal as a woman at all?
**[21:22] Yoshino**
You have plenty of appeal, Aki-sama.
**[21:24] Aki**
No, forget it! Never mind! It's nothing!
**[21:38] Aki**
They look just like Sean and Lancelot.
**[21:42] Aki**
Those memories are irreplaceable to me.
**[21:47] Aki**
Don't you feel the same way?
**[21:51] Aki**
That's what I thought, at least...
***SIGN*** I'm going to get revenge
on that woman!!
**[22:06] Aki**
*What did that mean?*
# E7 - There's No Point in This Confession
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0JN4/theres-no-point-in-this-confession)
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**[00:02] Neko's Grandfather**
Happy New Year.
**[00:05] Neko's Uncle**
Happy New Year, Father.
**[00:08] Neko's Aunt**
To another glorious year, Father.
**[00:12] Relative**
You look quite radiant today.
**[00:14] Relative**
To another glorious year.
**[00:17] Neko's Grandfather**
Indeed. I am glad to see that
you're all doing well.
**[00:22] Relative**
Oh, there's not enough sake.
**[00:25] Neko**
Allow me.
**[00:26] Relative**
Oh, no, Neko-san.
You're just getting over an illness.
**[00:29] Neko**
No, I'm quite all right now.
**[00:44] Shouta**
Whee! Vroom!
**[00:50] Neko**
Oh, my. Are you all right?
**[00:52] Yuriko**
Hey! What do you think you're doing, Shouta?
**[00:55] Yuriko**
You need to behave today!
**[00:57] Neko**
Yuriko-neesan?
**[01:00] Yuriko**
Oh! Is that you, Neko-chan?
**[01:03] Yuriko**
What a surprise that was!
You've gotten so pretty!
**[01:06] Neko**
I guess we haven't seen
each other since your wedding.
**[01:09] Yuriko**
Yes. I think you were about
Shouta's age back then.
**[01:14] Neko**
Yes, I was quite small and round.
**[01:17] Yuriko**
Yes, exactly! It's so hard to picture that now!
**[01:22] Neko**
*Yes...*
***SIGN*** #7 "There's No Point in This Confession"
**[03:01] Masamune**
You don't know what's causing it?
**[03:03] Doctor**
Yes. It's not unreasonable to think that
**[03:06] Doctor**
you've suddenly developed
some sort of food allergy.
**[03:10] Doctor**
But considering where your hives
appeared, that likelihood is low.
**[03:16] Masamune**
I see.
**[03:18] Doctor**
At your age, your hormones
can become a wreck at any time.
**[03:22] Doctor**
It's not uncommon for even a
little bit of stress to cause hives.
**[03:27] Masamune**
A little bit of stress?
**[03:29] Doctor**
Anyway, take it easy for a while,
and we'll keep an eye on this
**[03:33] Doctor**
as we wait for your blood tests.
**[03:35] Masamune**
Uh, okay.
**[03:37] Doctor**
Please come see me again in a week.
**[03:40] Doctor**
If anything else happens in that time,
we'll do a more thorough checkup.
**[03:44] Masamune**
Okay. Thank you very much.
**[03:50] Masamune**
Stress, huh?
**[04:05] Girl**
Aw, I should've gotten anmitsu.
**[04:07] Girl 2**
The ozouni looked good, too.
**[04:10] Girl**
Right?
**[04:11] Masamune**
The first shrine visit of the year...
**[04:16] Tae**
The first shrine visit of the year...
**[04:18] Kojuurou**
Did you go already, President?
**[04:20] Tae**
Nope.
**[04:21] Tae**
For the first three days of the year,
**[04:23] Tae**
we go to see relatives on
both sides of my family.
**[04:26] Tae**
That's where I get to experience
the grueling activity of
**[04:29] Tae**
babysitting all the little brats under
the guise of "New Year's greetings."
**[04:34] Kojuurou**
I've heard of people gaining
a little weight over New Year's,
**[04:37] Kojuurou**
but I guess you get a diet
and a workout for yours.
**[04:41] Tae**
What about you, Kojuurou-kyun?
**[04:42] Kojuurou**
I basically spent all my
time in front of the TV.
**[04:45] Kojuurou**
I binge-watched *The Solitary Gourmand*.
**[04:48] Tae**
Aw... We just rang in the new year,
**[04:52] Tae**
so I want to have some fun and
celebrate with all of you guys.
**[04:55] Kojuurou**
Like when we all went to the ocean?
**[04:57] Tae**
Hey, why don't we all do our
first shrine visit together?
**[05:00] Kojuurou**
Huh?
**[05:01] Tae**
Yeah, let's do it!
**[05:07] Tae**
Hey, isn't that...
***SIGN*** Messages
***SIGN*** Tae
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** Hey, look behind you!
At the café!
***SIGN*** Tae
**[05:15] Masamune**
Behind me?
**[05:28] TV**
*I thought it was up... but it was down.*
**[05:33] TV**
*And then...*
***SIGN*** My stomach hurts so much,
I can't move
***SIGN*** There's a present for you downstairs
in my coat pocket
***SIGN*** Messages
***SIGN*** Makabe Masamune
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** There's a present for you downstairs
in my coat pocket
***SIGN*** Please just take that and
leave for today
***SIGN*** I'm really sorry
***SIGN*** Also, Happy Birthday
**[05:48] (Flashback) Aki**
A present?
**[05:51] (Flashback) Aki**
Is this it?
***SIGN*** I'm going to get revenge
on that woman!!
**[05:57] Yoshino**
Aki-sama.
**[05:59] TV**
See you again next week!
**[05:59] Yoshino**
Aki-sama.
**[06:01] Aki**
Huh? What?
**[06:02] TV**
* This program was brought to you*
* by the following sponsors.*
**[06:02] Yoshino**
The TV show is over.
**[06:05] Aki**
Huh? Oh...
**[06:08] Aki**
I guess there aren't many
interesting shows during New Year's.
**[06:11] Aki**
It's nothing but comedy shows and sports.
**[06:14] Yoshino**
Are you not going to go out anywhere?
**[06:17] Aki**
Where in the world am I going
to go in this cold weather?
**[06:20] Yoshino**
You don't have any plans?
**[06:24] Aki**
No, not really.
***SIGN*** January 4
**[06:29] Aki**
It's not like I have any plans...
**[06:34] Tae and Kojuurou**
Happy New Year!
**[06:36] Masamune**
H-Happy New Year...
**[06:38] Masamune**
Er, you guys sure have a lot
of energy so early in the year.
**[06:41] Kojuurou**
Well, the president and I were just talking.
**[06:45] Masamune**
Talking? About what?
**[06:47] Tae**
We wanted to do our first
shrine visit with everyone.
**[06:50] Kojuurou**
Masamune-kun, did you already
do your first shrine visit?
**[06:52] Masamune**
No, I just stayed at home for
the first three days of the year.
**[06:56] Tae**
Then why don't we all go together?
**[06:58] Masamune**
Huh? Right now?
**[07:01] Masamune**
Okay, let's do it.
**[07:03] Kojuurou**
Yay!
**[07:04] Tae**
Then let's go ahead and invite
Adagaki-san and the others, too.
**[07:07] Tae**
Just like when we went to the ocean!
**[07:09] Masamune**
Huh?
**[07:15] Tae**
Well?
**[07:16] Masamune**
E-Er, I mean, Adagaki-san seems busy,
**[07:19] Masamune**
so I'm sure Master... Koiwai-san is, too.
**[07:24] Kojuurou**
I see...
**[07:25] Tae**
Then let's at least see if
Fujinomiya-san is available.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Neko's Mother**
Come now, Neko-san.
**[07:45] (Flashback) Neko's Mother**
How am I supposed to move if
you're holding onto me so tightly?
**[07:49] (Flashback) Neko's Mother**
You're so spooked by everything.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kinue**
Aw, how cute!
**[07:56] (Flashback) Kinue**
She's probably around the
same age as my Maa-kun.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Kinue**
Oh, Maa-kun! Come here a second.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Young Masamune**
Did you find the roast beef?!
**[08:07] (Flashback) Kinue**
Maa-kun, say hi. This is
Fujinomiya-san's daughter, Neko-chan.
**[08:11] (Flashback) Young Masamune**
Aw, but where's the beef?
**[08:13] (Flashback) Kinue**
Go on, Neko-chan.
**[08:33] (Flashback) Young Masamune**
Want some?
**[08:35] (Flashback) Masamune's Father**
Come now, Masamune! You can't
just go putting food in your pockets!
**[08:40] (Flashback) Young Masamune**
What? Did you want some, too, Dad?
**[08:42] (Flashback) Kinue**
Oh, my. Maa-kun's pockets
are like a squirrel's cheeks!
***SIGN*** HNY! Masamune-kun, Kojuurou-kyun,
and I are about to do our first shrine visit.
Did you want to come with us?
**[08:57] Sign**
Tae
**[09:01] Neko**
With Masamune-sama?
**[09:14] Neko**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[09:22] Neko**
Happy New Year.
**[09:24] Masamune; Tae; Kojuurou**
Happy New Year!
**[09:27] Kojuurou**
I-I look forward to spending another
year with you, Fujinomiya-san.
**[09:30] Neko**
Yes, likewise. To another year.
**[09:35] Neko**
I look forward to spending another year
with you, as well, Masamune-sama.
**[09:39] Masamune**
Likewise.
**[09:42] Neko**
Um... Are Adagaki-san and
Koiwai-san not joining us?
**[09:46] Masamune**
Oh, uh, something came up...
**[09:50] Tae**
Okay! Onward to our first shrine visit!
**[09:55] Tae**
I'm gonna draw a great blessing in my fortune!
**[09:57] Kojuurou**
Yeah!
**[09:59] Masamune**
Now it just sounds like our motive
is to draw a great blessing.
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** Luck
***SIGN*** Great Blessing
***SIGN*** Luck
***SIGN*** Mid Blessing
***SIGN*** Luck
***SIGN*** Future Blessing
***SIGN*** Chocolate Bananas
***SIGN*** Specialty Yakisoba
**[10:38] Stall Owner**
Step right up!
**[10:39] Stall Owner**
How many you want? One? Two?
**[10:40] Kojuurou**
What did you wish for, Masamune-kun?
**[10:41] Stall Owner**
All right, one it is.
**[10:43] Tae**
What else?
**[10:43] Stall Owner**
That'll be 500 yen.
**[10:44] Tae**
It must've been to be able to
have fun with Adagaki-san, right?
**[10:48] Masamune**
Huh? Oh, yeah, something... like that.
**[10:55] Tae**
Oh! Hey, look!
**[10:57] Tae**
Hagoita! Hey! Let's play Hanetsuki!
**[11:00] Kojuurou**
Sure, sounds fun!
**[11:02] Masamune**
Oh, but Fujinomiya-san, do you think
you'll physically be able to play?
**[11:05] Neko**
Yes, a little exercise will be just fine.
**[11:08] Neko**
And this is quite nostalgic.
**[11:12] Sign**
The Annual New Year
Fujinomiya Clan
Grand Hanetsuki
Tournament
**[11:12] Neko's Grandfather**
The Annual New Year Fujinomiya Clan
Grand Hanetsuki Tournament!
**[11:16] Neko**
Back when I was little,
**[11:18] Neko**
everyone in my family, as well as
everyone who worked at our mansion,
**[11:21] Neko**
would have a grand hanetsuki tournament.
**[11:24] Masamune**
Everyone in the Fujinomiya family?
**[11:27] Masamune**
I can't even imagine.
**[11:30] Kojuurou**
I think there's actually a park nearby.
**[11:37] Kojuurou**
Well, it looks like the president
and I are on a team.
**[11:40] Tae**
The losing team has to buy everyone drinks.
**[11:42] Neko**
Bring it on.
**[11:45] Masamune**
Okay, here we go.
**[11:47] Tae**
Hi-yah!
**[11:48] Neko**
Go!
**[11:49] Kojuurou**
Whoa... There!
**[11:52] Tae**
Take that!
**[11:58] Tae**
Kojuurou-kyun!
**[12:00] Kojuurou**
S-Sorry!
**[12:08] Tae**
Okay, now I'm gonna get serious!
**[12:14] Tae**
Kojuurou-kyun...
**[12:26] Masamune**
Man, I'm pretty exhausted.
**[12:29] Neko**
Your face looks awful, Masamune-sama.
**[12:35] Masamune**
Look who's talking, Fujinomiya-san.
**[12:42] Masamune**
Man, I haven't laughed like this in a while.
**[12:45] Neko**
You haven't?
**[12:48] Tae**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[12:50] Tae**
Here. We lost, so this is on us.
**[12:54] Kojuurou**
Were you okay with a
sports drink, Masamune-kun?
**[12:57] Masamune**
No, I'd prefer green tea,
since it helps with burning fat.
**[13:06] Kojuurou and Tae**
See you later!
**[13:11] Neko**
Well, see you when the new term starts.
**[13:13] Masamune**
See ya.
**[13:19] Masamune**
Man, I think I had a bit too much fun.
**[13:25] Masamune**
The hives are... gone?
**[13:35] Masamune**
* I guess I ended up not seeing*
* Adagaki-san since Christmas Eve.*
**[13:41] Girl students**
Hey, I think they're over there.
**[13:42] Girl students**
Really?
***SIGN*** Exam Room 1
**[14:25] Doctor**
Please come see me again in two weeks.
**[14:27] Neko**
I will. Thank you very much.
**[14:39] Neko**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Shidou.
**[14:41] Shidou**
My lady.
**[14:42] Neko**
There were no issues. Let's go.
**[14:47] Shidou**
Please go in, my lady.
**[14:49] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san!
**[14:54] Neko**
Masamune-sama...
**[14:55] Masamune**
So I was right.
**[14:57] Masamune**
I saw someone who looked like you in
the lobby and thought it might be you.
**[15:02] Neko**
Are you here to visit someone?
**[15:04] Masamune**
No, I'm here to get some test results.
**[15:07] Neko**
Oh, my. Are you not feeling well?
**[15:10] Masamune**
Nah. There's nothing wrong at all.
**[15:13] Masamune**
That's actually sorta the problem...
**[15:17] Neko**
Can we give you a ride?
**[15:19] Masamune**
Huh?
**[15:20] Neko**
You can tell me all about it at my house.
**[15:26] Shidou**
Here you are.
**[15:27] Masamune**
Oh, um, th-thanks.
**[15:33] Shidou**
* You'd better know what'll happen*
* if you do something to my lady.*
**[15:38] Masamune**
*I'm not gonna do anything!*
**[15:40] Neko**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Masamune-sama.
**[15:46] Neko**
These are a gift from Kyoto.
**[15:48] Masamune**
Thanks.
**[15:50] Neko**
So, is something troubling you?
**[15:54] Masamune**
* The fact that I'm discussing*
* health issues with Fujinomiya Neko*
**[15:59] Masamune**
*is a bit short-sighted, even for me.*
**[16:02] Masamune**
Well... is there such a thing as
**[16:06] Masamune**
stress affecting your body when there's
technically nothing wrong with you?
**[16:11] Masamune**
That's weird, right?
**[16:13] Masamune**
If we're talking about stress...
**[16:15] Masamune**
It should've been way worse when I was
hiding my origins and plotting my revenge...
**[16:21] Masamune**
Is it because I still have
something I haven't said?
**[16:25] Masamune**
But if I say that,
it'll affect Koiwai-san, too.
**[16:49] Neko**
Or perhaps...
**[16:50] Neko**
Maybe the cause is the fact that
you don't have a lie to tell anymore.
**[16:55] Masamune**
I don't have a lie to tell?
**[16:59] Neko**
I have the perfect phrase to describe
you right now, Masamune-sama.
**[17:07] Masamune**
And what's that?
**[17:13] Neko**
Burnout syndrome.
**[17:18] Neko**
Seeing your revenge through
was your reason to live.
**[17:22] Neko**
That was your lifelong wish.
**[17:25] Neko**
But that must mean that it having
disappeared suddenly is still a shock to you,
**[17:29] Neko**
despite the fact that you're
going out with Aki-sama now.
**[17:33] Neko**
Because you don't actually love her.
**[17:37] Masamune**
But... I...
**[17:39] Neko**
Used to love her back then?
**[17:46] Neko**
Is the past that important?
**[17:49] Masamune**
Huh?
**[17:50] Neko**
I know this may not matter now,
but the truth is...
**[17:56] Neko**
I met you once before, a long time ago.
**[18:02] Neko**
Long before Aki-sama.
**[18:05] Masamune**
Huh?
**[18:07] Neko**
Do you not remember?
**[18:10] Neko**
It was my relative Yuriko-neesan's wedding.
**[18:14] Neko**
Your family was invited due to
the groom's business relations.
**[18:20] Masamune**
H-Huh?!
**[18:29] Masamune**
Sorry!
**[18:31] Masamune**
Even after all that, I don't remember it!
**[18:34] Neko**
I can't blame you for not remembering.
**[18:41] Neko**
I had half forgotten about it myself
**[18:44] Neko**
while I was wondering if I should
have my surgery or not.
**[18:49] Neko**
Masamune-sama, do you remember
being here and saying,
**[18:52] Neko**
"You don't actually like me, either"?
**[18:57] Masamune**
Well, yeah, of course...
**[19:04] Masamune**
I remember that much...
**[19:08] Neko**
It frustrated me, but I couldn't argue.
**[19:12] Neko**
Because I was trying to start a game of love
just based on my meager memories.
**[19:20] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san...
**[19:22] Neko**
But you see, Masamune-sama...
**[19:25] Neko**
Even if my original intentions were dishonest,
**[19:28] Neko**
I'm not going to disparage
the person I've been since.
**[19:32] Neko**
Because...
**[19:35] Neko**
I can say this without any hesitation now.
**[19:40] Neko**
The past doesn't matter.
**[19:42] Neko**
I've fallen in love with you right now.
**[19:48] Neko**
What about you?
**[19:51] Neko**
I recommend casting aside your
pretenses and preconceptions.
**[19:57] Neko**
So that you stop
blaming yourself, as well.
**[20:03] Neko**
Of course... I wouldn't mind
helping you with that if I can.
**[20:20] Shidou**
Hold it right there!
**[20:22] Shidou**
Please move, my lady!
**[20:24] Shidou**
I'm going to extinguish this fool at once.
**[20:27] Masamune**
Wha— Shidou-san! Calm down!
**[20:31] Neko**
There's nothing to worry about, Shidou.
**[20:41] Neko**
No mistakes will be happening here.
**[20:44] Masamune**
Wait, this is...
**[20:46] Neko**
I think I'm also in need of casting aside
my pretenses and preconceptions.
**[20:58] Neko**
Masamune-sama, let me get
you some more coffee.
***SIGN*** Messages
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
***SIGN*** You went to the hospital, didn't you?
Was everything okay?
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
**[21:22] Masamune**
Pretenses and preconceptions, huh?
**[21:27] Masamune**
*If there's a haze over my eyes right now...*
**[21:31] Masamune**
*If there's some other truth...*
**[21:36] Masamune**
Then I sure the hell would
like to know what it is!
**[21:40] Masamune**
Huh?!
**[21:41] People**
You okay?
**[21:42] People**
Come on, now.
**[21:43] People**
What's the matter?
**[21:44] Masamune**
*Crap! Was that my fault?*
**[21:49] Masamune**
I'm really sorry! Are you okay?
**[21:54] Masamune**
Master?
***SIGN*** Grapel
**[22:07] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot...
# E8 - There Are Things You Shouldn't Realize
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV1GV8/there-are-things-you-shouldnt-realize)
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**[00:20] Aki**
I'm hungry! Yoshino!
**[00:25] Aki**
Yoshino?
**[00:31] Aki**
Yoshino?
**[00:35] Aki**
Yoshino? Are you not here?
**[00:39] Aki**
That's strange.
**[00:44] Aki**
Hey, Narino. Do you know where Yoshino is?
**[00:47] Narino**
What's wrong?
**[00:48] Aki**
I got hungry right before
I was supposed to leave,
**[00:51] Aki**
so I thought I'd have her make me something.
**[00:54] Narino**
My sister went out shopping.
**[00:56] Aki**
Shopping? That's strange.
**[00:59] Aki**
Did I ask her to get me something?
**[01:02] Narino**
No, I asked her to get something.
**[01:05] Narino**
And I told her to buy something
for herself, too.
**[01:09] Aki**
I see.
**[01:14] Narino**
Otherwise, she'd never do
anything for herself,
**[01:20] Narino**
considering she's stuck in errand girl mode.
***SIGN*** #8 "There Are Things You Shouldn't Realize"
**[02:54] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot...
**[03:04] Masamune**
Master...
***SIGN*** Grapel
**[03:09] Yoshino**
Well...
**[03:12] Yoshino**
Bye.
**[03:15] Yoshino**
Ow!
**[03:16] Masamune**
Are you hurt?
**[03:18] Yoshino**
The biggest blunder of my life...
**[03:21] Masamune**
What nonsense are you going on about?
**[03:24] Masamune**
You sprained your ankle, didn't you?
**[03:31] Yoshino**
I'm fine.
**[03:33] Masamune**
Anyway, this isn't the best place.
**[03:35] Masamune**
Let's go somewhere else.
**[03:41] Masamune**
Why do you have brass knuckles?!
**[03:44] Yoshino**
I can't hold back when my life is in danger.
**[03:47] Masamune**
Why are you saying that
with such a serious face?!
**[03:50] Masamune**
Well, can you move, then?!
**[03:57] Masamune**
She moves like she's ancient.
**[04:09] Masamune**
See? You can't walk, right?
**[04:17] Yoshino**
At least make it a piggyback ride...
**[04:23] Masamune**
That's what this was about?
**[04:31] Sonoka**
Aki-sama's late...
**[04:34] Kikune**
Last time, Aki-sama canceled
because she said something came up.
**[04:40] Mari**
Yes. This social gathering between
Aki-sama and us, her bodyguards...
**[04:46] Mari**
has been either canceled or
delayed three times out of five.
**[04:53] Sonoka**
And they're all due to that incident!
**[04:55] Sonoka**
Ever since rumors started going around about
Aki-sama going out with Makabe Masamune!
**[05:01] Kikune**
Rumors... about them going out?
**[05:04] Mari**
A-A moment, please. I'm not sure
if "rumor" is quite the right word...
**[05:10] Sonoka**
I called it a rumor because it *is* a rumor!
**[05:12] Sonoka**
It's basically an urban legend!
**[05:15] Mari**
I'd rather not admit it myself...
**[05:18] Mari**
But it is a known fact that Aki-sama
and Makabe Masamune are dating.
**[05:23] Sonoka**
I won't accept it!
**[05:25] Mari**
You need to face reality!
**[05:27] Sonoka**
But I don't wanna!
**[05:29] Sonoka**
It's a rumor! It's just a rumor,
dang it! Aki-sama!
**[05:30] Kikune**
Hang on a sec! No good is going
to come of us fighting over this!
**[05:40] Kikune**
Today's just gonna have to
be the day we ask Aki-sama
**[05:44] Kikune**
how the hell she ended up going out
with that Makabe Masamune!
**[05:49] Kikune**
I still believe in the theory
that Makabe's tricking her!
**[05:52] Sonoka**
Well, of course he is!
**[05:54] Mari**
B-But...
**[05:58] Mari**
If there's just a slight chance...
no, even a sliver of a chance
**[06:03] Mari**
that Aki-sama really has feelings
for Makabe Masamune...
**[06:11] Sonoka and Kikune**
If she does?
**[06:14] Mari**
Perhaps she may think us worrying about her
is nothing more than a nuisance, and...
**[06:25] Sonoka**
Then... Then what are we supposed to do?!
**[06:28] Kikuna**
Oh, yeah! Ever since it was reported
**[06:30] Kikuna**
at the end of last year that
Aki-sama was going out with Makabe,
**[06:33] Kikuna**
she's never given us a proper explanation!
**[06:37] Mari**
To be honest, I have no idea
**[06:41] Mari**
how we should even approach this.
**[06:46] Aki**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:50] Sonoka**
A-Aki-sama...
**[06:52] Kikune**
Um, er...
**[06:56] Mari**
Y-You look... radiant... today...
**[07:13] Masamune**
*People keep staring at us.*
**[07:17] Masamune**
*But more importantly...*
**[07:23] Yoshino**
Am I heavy?
**[07:24] Masamune**
No, not really!
**[07:26] Masamune**
*She'd kill me for saying this, but...*
**[07:28] Masamune**
* Her boobs are squished*
* so tight against my back...*
**[07:33] Masamune**
*She'd just snap my neck like... "crack."*
**[07:37] Masamune**
*Master can get pretty violent at times...*
**[07:41] Masamune**
*But this weight and sensation...*
**[07:45] Masamune**
* No, no, no! If she ever found out*
* I was worried about that...*
**[07:49] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[07:50] Masamune**
*Did she figure me out?! I'm gonna die!*
**[07:52] Yoshino**
You can put me down.
**[07:55] Yoshino**
There's a park over there.
I'll be fine if I rest there.
**[08:01] Masamune**
*Oh...*
**[08:02] Masamune**
What are you talking about?
You don't need to be—
**[08:05] Yoshino**
I'm wearing a skirt, and
people might see my panties!
**[08:09] Masamune**
Okay, we can go over there.
**[08:12] Yoshino**
Make it extra quick.
**[08:14] Masamune**
* This whole time, I was*
* worried about her boobs,*
**[08:16] Masamune**
* and she was worried about*
* something completely different...*
**[08:29] Aki**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[08:31] Aki**
I haven't been able to match my
schedule with all of yours lately.
**[08:34] Sonoka**
I-It's okay...
**[08:35] Kikune**
W-We're not worried about that.
**[08:37] Mari**
Y-You needn't worry about us.
**[08:47] Kikune**
Hey, ask her the question already.
**[08:49] Mari**
Me?! But I can't!
**[08:58] Kikune**
Oh, fine.
**[09:00] Kikune**
Um, so... Aki-sama...
**[09:04] Aki**
Yes?
**[09:05] Kikune**
How are things going for you lately?
**[09:08] Aki**
What things?
**[09:09] Kikune**
You know... Are you...
**[09:13] Kikune**
enjoying the sweet life?
**[09:16] Aki**
Sweet?
**[09:17] Aki**
Oh, you mean sweets?
Yeah, I've been eating them quite often.
**[09:26] Mari**
You didn't get through to her at all!
**[09:28] Kikune**
This is the best I can do.
**[09:37] Mari**
Very well...
**[09:39] Mari**
A-Aki-sama...
**[09:41] Aki**
Yes?
**[09:43] Mari**
Is... Is... your...
**[09:50] Mari**
Isn't the moon lovely?!
**[09:53] Aki**
It's the middle of the day.
**[09:56] Mari**
*I-I'm sunk...*
**[09:58] Kikune**
*Private Mizuno!*
**[10:01] Aki**
Hey, what's going on?
You're all acting strange today.
**[10:08] Aki**
Did something happen?
**[10:13] Aki**
Wh-What the...
**[10:16] Sonoka**
We want to know how you really feel!
**[10:20] Aki**
How I... really feel?
**[10:23] Sonoka**
Are you really going out
with Makabe Masamune?!
**[10:27] Kikune**
*She said it!*
**[10:28] Mari**
* Even through her panic, she managed*
* an attack right to the core!*
**[10:38] Aki**
Well... yes...
**[10:42] Mari**
*That's...*
**[10:44] Kikune**
* The embarrassed face a girl*
* makes when she's in love.*
**[10:47] Sonoka**
* I never thought I'd see*
* Aki-sama make this face.*
**[10:51] Sonoka**
*I hate to admit it, but...*
**[10:54] Mari; Sonoka; Kikune**
*I love this side of her, too!*
**[11:02] Masamune**
There we go.
**[11:08] Masamune**
Are you okay?
**[11:10] Yoshino**
You don't need to touch me!
**[11:12] Masamune**
Okay, okay.
**[11:20] Masamune**
* I haven't seen her in so long,*
* and she treats me like this...*
**[11:23] Masamune**
*She really doesn't back off.*
**[11:28] Yoshino**
The birthday date...
**[11:31] Yoshino**
You chased Aki-sama away?
**[11:34] Masamune**
* The one thing I really didn't want*
* her to ask me about right now!*
**[11:37] Masamune**
*Play it off!*
**[11:38] Masamune**
D-Don't make it sound so bad!
**[11:42] Masamune**
We just wrapped things up
a bit earlier than planned!
**[11:46] Masamune**
You know, the fact that I wasn't
so pushy makes me a gentleman,
**[11:49] Masamune**
and most girls would think, "Wow, how
lovely!" and my likability would go up.
**[11:54] Yoshino**
Don't give me that.
**[11:56] Yoshino**
Aki-sama's super depressed right now.
**[12:02] Masamune**
*Well, I think it's weird, too.*
**[12:06] Masamune**
*But... my body's not cooperating.*
**[12:11] Masamune**
Ow!
**[12:12] Yoshino**
Can you promise me you'll throw her
onto the bed the next time you see her?
**[12:16] Masamune**
I absolutely cannot!
**[12:19] Yoshino**
How are you so pathetic?
**[12:19] Masamune**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[12:27] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot?
**[12:33] Masamune**
*Could it be...*
**[12:36] Masamune**
Pardon me a sec.
**[12:53] Yoshino**
Pig's Foo—
**[13:14] Masamune**
I was right. With you, it's okay.
**[13:20] Masamune**
I never should've gone out with her.
**[13:23] Masamune**
I think I had the most fun when
I was devising my plan with you.
**[13:30] Masamune**
Master?
**[13:39] (Flashback) Sonoka**
We want to know how you really feel!
**[13:44] Aki**
Well, so do I...
**[13:53] Gasou**
Aki-chan?
**[13:58] Aki**
Kanetsugu?
**[13:59] Gasou**
It's... been a while.
**[14:03] Aki**
Yeah...
**[14:05] Gasou**
Do you... have a second?
**[14:11] Aki**
Sure...
**[14:15] Masamune**
Ow!
**[14:17] Masamune**
Why'd she headbutt me all of a sudden?
**[14:20] Masamune**
Huh?
**[14:23] Masamune**
Where'd she go?
**[14:25] Masamune**
She can't walk on that leg.
***SIGN*** I'll pretend you
never said that
**[14:33] Masamune**
*She's right. I shouldn't have said that.*
**[14:38] Masamune**
*For Adagaki-san's sake...*
**[14:40] Masamune**
*And for Master's sake.*
**[14:44] Masamune**
*How stupid am I?*
**[14:46] Masamune**
* No matter how much I regret it,*
* I can't take it back now.*
**[14:54] Gasou**
I was pretty surprised.
**[14:56] Gasou**
I never would've thought
I'd run into you out there.
**[14:59] Aki**
Yeah.
**[15:02] Gasou**
I think this is the first time
we've talked since that incident.
**[15:05] Aki**
Yeah.
**[15:08] Aki**
Kanetsugu?!
**[15:10] Gasou**
Aki-chan, I'm so sorry!
**[15:13] Gasou**
I'm not expecting you to completely forgive me.
**[15:16] Gasou**
But I...
**[15:19] Aki**
Lift your head, please.
**[15:23] Aki**
I heard the details.
**[15:24] Aki**
You've basically worked things
out with my father, right?
**[15:28] Gasou**
Yeah...
**[15:30] Aki**
So your sister's in the hospital?
**[15:33] Aki**
And you needed money for that.
**[15:37] Aki**
Don't get the wrong idea.
There's nothing to forgive. I'm not even mad.
**[15:42] Gasou**
But it's still true that I was
lying to you that whole time.
**[15:47] Aki**
It's also true that it's been weighing
on your mind and you regret it, right?
**[15:52] Aki**
I know that because that's
the kind of person you are.
**[15:57] Aki**
Besides, it's all in the past now.
**[16:06] Gasou**
You're so strong, Aki-chan.
**[16:10] Aki**
No, I'm not.
**[16:13] Aki**
You had something you wanted
to protect, even if it meant
**[16:16] Aki**
making some sacrifices
with those around you.
**[16:18] Aki**
You did all that because
you had the resolve, right?
**[16:22] Aki**
But I'm different.
**[16:25] Aki**
I had no idea I'd been hurting
a certain someone...
**[16:29] Aki**
apparently.
***SIGN*** I'm going to get revenge
on that woman!!
**[16:35] Aki**
Even though I know that now,
I can't do anything.
**[16:39] Aki**
I can't even be brave enough
to accept that fact.
**[16:45] Aki**
I'm not strong at all.
**[16:48] Gasou**
This certain someone...
Are you talking about...
**[16:52] Gasou**
Makabe-kun?
**[16:55] Gasou**
Aki-chan, you're dating Makabe-kun, right?
**[16:58] Gasou**
I didn't think you two would actually
start dating after that confession.
**[17:07] Gasou**
I know it's going to be hard to
convince you, considering
**[17:10] Gasou**
I'd been lying to you that whole time...
**[17:13] Gasou**
But because I'd been lying
that whole time, I can say this.
**[17:18] Gasou**
The one thing you can't do
is lie to your own heart.
**[17:23] Aki**
Lie to my own heart?
**[17:26] Gasou**
All this time...
**[17:29] Gasou**
I thought that maintaining the Gasou
family's financial power and status
**[17:33] Gasou**
was the way to protect my family.
***SIGN*** gaki Group
***SIGN*** Secretary
**[17:36] Gasou**
I'd convinced myself that I had to
do whatever it took to do that.
**[17:41] Gasou**
But all I was doing was lying
to myself that whole time.
**[17:46] Gasou**
When you all found out everything,
**[17:48] Gasou**
it became clear to me that my family's
financial power and status meant nothing.
**[17:55] Gasou**
The one thing that mattered to
me was my little sister's smile.
**[18:01] Gasou**
Everything I did was for my sister.
**[18:04] Gasou**
When I realized that, I figured out
what I really wanted to do.
**[18:08] Gasou**
So, right now...
**[18:11] Gasou**
I feel really refreshed.
**[18:15] Aki**
I see...
**[18:17] Gasou**
Are you able to accept
your feelings right now?
**[18:22] Aki**
My... feelings?
**[18:25] Gasou**
You can't end up like me.
**[18:41] Aki**
*Accept... my feelings...*
**[18:58] Aki**
I get it. I...
**[19:12] Aki**
Welcome home, Yoshino.
**[19:15] Aki**
I heard you went shopping.
**[19:17] Aki**
Well? Did you find anything nice?
**[19:20] Yoshino**
No, I...
***SIGN*** Yoronpas
***SIGN*** Tape
**[19:23] Sign**
Includes 6
***SIGN*** Ointment
***SIGN*** Nikixin
**[19:23] Sign**
Keshiro
**[19:23] Sign**
Patappu – Pills
**[19:23] Aki**
What? The first-aid kit?
**[19:26] Yoshino**
I twisted my ankle.
**[19:28] Aki**
Wait, you sprained it?! That's no good!
**[19:31] Aki**
Honestly, you're such a klutz.
**[19:34] Aki**
Here, have a seat. I'll treat you.
**[19:37] Yoshino**
I'm fine...
**[19:39] Aki**
Just sit already.
**[19:41] Yoshino**
Ow!
**[19:47] Aki**
This is really bad...
**[19:49] Yoshino**
I'm honestly pretty surprised myself.
**[19:52] Aki**
How did you even walk home like this?
**[19:54] Yoshino**
Perseverance!
**[19:55] Aki**
What?!
**[19:57] Aki**
Anyway, all we can do now is ice it.
**[20:00] Aki**
Make sure you go to the hospital tomorrow.
**[20:03] Yoshino**
Okay.
**[20:06] Yoshino**
Aki-sama, thank you very much.
**[20:09] Aki**
What are you talking about?
Anyone would do this much.
**[20:17] Yoshino**
*Would they, though?*
**[20:20] Yoshino**
*I'm a traitorous witch.*
**[20:25] Yoshino**
*Even what happened today...*
**[20:32] Aki**
Yoshino?
**[20:34] Yoshino**
*No...*
**[20:36] Yoshino**
*No, no, no...*
**[20:39] (Flashback) Masamune**
I think I had the most fun when
I was devising my plan with you.
**[20:45] Yoshino**
*This absolutely cannot happen...*
**[20:49] Yoshino**
* Why would you say*
* something like that, you idiot?*
**[22:23] Students**
Morning!
**[22:25] Students**
Morning!
**[22:34] Kojuurou**
Morning, Makabe-kun.
**[22:36] Masamune**
H-Hey... Morning.
**[22:42] Kojuurou**
Huh?
**[22:43] Masamune**
What?
**[22:44] Kojuurou**
Oh, I just realized you're by yourself today.
**[22:47] Masamune**
By myself? What are you—
**[22:49] Kojuurou**
Oh, no!
**[22:50] Kojuurou**
I'm on duty in class today,
so I have to get there early!
**[22:53] Kojuurou**
I'll see you later!
**[22:56] Masamune**
You sure are busy bright and early.
**[23:01] Yoshino**
That's a big yawn.
**[23:03] Masamune**
Koiwai-san.
**[23:05] Yoshino**
Don't call me that.
**[23:10] Yoshino**
You're supposed to call me Yoshino, remember?
**[23:14] Masamune**
*Th-This is...*
**[23:17] Masamune**
*This isn't right!*
**[23:28] Masamune**
A dream?
**[23:33] Masamune**
*I think there are some feelings*
**[23:35] Masamune**
*that you should really never accept.*
# E9 - Saint Valentine Is Watching
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV8MVK/saint-valentine-is-watching)
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**[00:08] (Flashback) Yoshino**
You're supposed to call me Yoshino, remember?
**[00:11] Masamune**
* Why would I have a*
* nonsensical dream like that?*
**[00:17] Masamune**
*Nope, not happening!*
**[00:18] Masamune**
*Absolutely not!*
***SIGN*** Gâteau au Chocolat Cake
***SIGN*** The real deal!
Truffle Chocolates
***SIGN*** How to make them on page 36
**[00:21] Tae**
Hey, these are cute!
**[00:23] Female student A**
I guess we could make chocolate cake, too.
**[00:26] Tae**
I prefer nama chocolates myself.
**[00:29] Tae**
What do you think, Kojuurou-kun?
***SIGN*** Feature on Homemade
Valentine's Chocolates
**[00:33] Kojuurou**
Cakes with whipping cream in them
taste great, but don't keep very long.
**[00:37] Kojuurou**
They might be hard to take to class.
**[00:40] Tae**
Oh, that's right!
**[00:43] Tae**
There has to be a good idea somewhere.
**[00:45] Masamune**
That's rare. Kojuurou's popular with the girls.
**[00:48] Neko**
Kojuurou-sama is considered
a savior to troubled girls.
**[00:52] Masamune**
A savior?
**[00:53] Tae**
Oh, morning, you two!
**[00:56] Masamune**
What are you all talking about? Seems fun.
**[00:59] Tae**
Absolutely not! This is a very
serious strategy meeting.
**[01:02] Masamune**
Strategy meeting?
***SIGN*** The real deal!
Truffle Chocolates
***SIGN*** Perfect for buzzworthy pictures
Lollipop Chocolates
***SIGN*** Gâteau au Chocolat Cake
***SIGN*** Feature on Homemade
Valentine's Chocolates
***SIGN*** Super-rich Gâteau
au Chocolat
***SIGN*** Easy Chocolate Muffins
**[01:04] Tae**
We're getting ready for Valentine's Day!
**[01:08] Masamune**
Valentine's Day?
**[02:42] Tae**
Yup! Valentine's Day!
**[02:45] Masamune**
Ah... you act early.
***SIGN*** #9 "Saint Valentine Is Watching"
**[02:48] Tae**
Failure is not an option, so we've asked
the Sweets Shogun to act as our consultant.
**[02:55] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun! They actually need me!
**[02:58] Kojuurou**
Do I look manly?
**[03:00] Masamune**
W-Well, I definitely think they trust you...
**[03:02] Masamune**
* Though it's pretty obvious that*
* they just see you as one of them...*
**[03:06] Tae**
You'll be getting some from me,
too, so look forward to it.
**[03:09] Tae**
Actually, do you have any requests?
**[03:11] Masamune**
Huh? N-No, I'm...
**[03:13] Masamune**
* I'm interested because it shows who's*
* popular, but I don't want any sweets...*
**[03:18] Tae**
Oh, I guess you'd be getting
some from Adagaki-san.
**[03:21] Tae**
I guess I shouldn't butt in.
**[03:24] Masamune**
R-Right...
**[03:29] Yoshino**
The ones from Shop A
have black tea syrup inside.
**[03:31] Yoshino**
The ones from Shop B are almond-flavored.
**[03:33] Yoshino**
Shop C seemed very proud of
how good their cacao is.
**[03:36] Aki**
Then I guess I'll start with Shop A.
**[03:41] Aki**
Hmm... I wish they had more depth.
**[03:44] Yoshino**
More depth desired.
**[03:46] Aki**
You said the next ones are almond-flavored,
right? Do you want to try them?
**[03:50] Yoshino**
Aki-sama...
**[03:51] Yoshino**
Is this a rehearsal for Valentine's Day?
**[03:55] Yoshino**
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
**[03:57] Yoshino**
These are just snacks for me!
I'm getting my carbs!
**[03:59] Yoshino**
"Getting your carbs"...
**[04:01] Aki**
That's right! I'm not falling for
this "Valentine's Day" nonsense!
**[04:04] Yoshino**
Why don't you try making homemade chocolates?
**[04:07] Aki**
Are you even listening to me?
**[04:09] Yoshino**
Well, I'm sure it would make him happy.
**[04:14] Aki**
Why are you like this?
**[04:16] Aki**
He'll just laugh at me if I can't
make something proper.
**[04:21] Yoshino**
Don't worry. I'll teach you how to make them.
**[04:28] Yoshino**
You've got this.
**[04:33] Aki**
Hmph! This is easy as pie!
**[04:36] Aki**
Hot!
**[04:43] Kojuurou**
Maybe I should get Japanese-style
matcha chocolates for Fujinomiya-san...
**[04:48] Kojuurou**
Wait, would it be weird
for me to give them to her?
***SIGN*** Ingredients for 3 muffins
Butter (Margarine is also OK!) 45g
Chocolate 60g A little more than 1 bar of chocolate
Sugar 25g
Cocoa Powder 10g
***SIGN*** I didn't make enough last year,
so I need to make more
Obligatory chocolates 25
Friendship chocolates 25
Chocolates for me 5
(for tasting!)
Make around 60??
20x more!!
**[04:54] Tae**
Okay, I've got the recipe down.
**[04:56] Tae**
If we split up the cost of
the ingredients three ways...
**[05:00] Tae**
That's over budget!
**[05:04] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan!
**[05:05] Chinatsu**
Try these!
**[05:07] Masamune**
Huh? Chocolates?
**[05:08] Chinatsu**
I'm gonna give them to my friends tomorrow.
**[05:10] Chinatsu**
Tell me if you think they're good or not.
**[05:13] Masamune**
Nope!
**[05:14] Chinatsu**
Aw, come on! One won't hurt.
**[05:16] Masamune**
Yes, it will.
**[05:17] Masamune**
Do you know how many kilometers I'd have to run
**[05:20] Masamune**
just to burn off the calories in one of those?
**[05:22] Chinatsu**
What, so even if you get chocolates on
Valentine's Day, you won't eat them?
**[05:27] Chinatsu**
That girl who came over that one time
might be making some for you.
**[05:32] Chinatsu**
And yet you're gonna say, "I don't want
any sweets because they'll make me fat"?
**[05:36] Chinatsu**
You're the worst!
**[05:37] Masamune**
I didn't say I'd do that!
**[05:39] Chinatsu**
Then you'll eat them, right?
**[05:43] Aki**
They're finished!
**[05:45] Aki**
It's the day before,
but I somehow made it in time!
**[05:49] Yoshino**
I'm glad we abandoned the nama
chocolate route and went for cookies.
**[05:53] Aki**
Yes.
**[05:59] Aki**
Yes, these are perfectly scrumptious.
**[06:01] Aki**
Want some?
**[06:03] Yoshino**
No, I'm going to clean up.
**[06:05] Aki**
I see.
**[06:07] Aki**
Hey, you're not going to give anyone any?
**[06:10] Yoshino**
Huh?
**[06:11] Aki**
You know, even if you don't have
someone particular in mind,
**[06:15] Aki**
you can give out obligatory chocolates.
**[06:18] Yoshino**
There are some who wouldn't enjoy getting them.
**[06:22] Aki**
Well, I guess you're right.
**[06:24] Aki**
Not everyone likes chocolate, after all.
**[06:36] Female student A and B**
Happy Valentine's Day!
**[06:40] Boy A**
Yes!
**[06:41] Boy B**
It's time for Tae's annual chocolates!
**[06:44] Boy C**
Is this one just for me?
**[06:45] Tae**
They're obligatory, dummy.
**[06:48] Boy A**
I'll still take them!
***SIGN*** Fire Hydrant
**[06:53] Kojuurou**
Calm down. Just be casual.
**[06:59] Kojuurou**
Okay!
**[07:00] Kojuurou**
F-Fujinomiya-san!
**[07:03] Neko**
Oh, Kojuurou-sama.
**[07:06] Kojuurou**
Um, here you go... if you want.
**[07:10] Neko**
Oh, my. This is the first time a
gentleman has given me chocolates.
**[07:14] Kojuurou**
I-It *is* weird, isn't it?! I'm sorry!
**[07:17] Neko**
Not at all. I'm delighted.
**[07:19] Neko**
Thank you very much.
**[07:25] Neko**
Oh? Aki-sama.
**[07:28] Aki**
You two sure seem close.
**[07:30] Kojuurou**
Huh?! Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
**[07:33] Neko**
Look. Kojuurou-sama gave me these.
**[07:36] Aki**
Hey, not bad.
**[07:39] Neko**
Of course, you're giving some to
Masamune-sama, aren't you, Aki-sama?
**[07:44] Aki**
Huh?! That's none of your business!
**[07:46] Neko**
There's no need to be embarrassed.
**[07:49] Neko**
Valentine's Day is the number one
event for couples, after all.
**[07:53] Aki**
W-Well, I'm his girlfriend,
so of course I'm giving him chocolates.
**[07:57] Neko**
Indeed. I'm glad you seem to
be enjoying your romance.
**[08:02] Aki**
Yeah...
**[08:05] Aki**
Let's go, Yoshino.
**[08:06] Yoshino**
Right.
**[08:12] Sachio**
Makabe-senpai! Please take these!
**[08:16] Masamune**
Oh, you're the girl from the other day.
**[08:19] Sachio**
You remembered me! Oh, I'm so flattered!
**[08:23] Sachio**
I'm still cherishing the
empty bottle you gave me!
**[08:26] Masamune**
Huh?!
**[08:29] Sachio**
I'm ready whenever you want to
take our relationship to the next level!
**[08:32] Sachio**
I'll be waiting for you, Senpai!
**[08:35] Masamune**
*Yeah, she's pretty bizarre...*
**[08:38] Masamune**
*But still...*
**[08:39] Masamune**
*I can't believe I got all these in a single day.*
***SIGN*** Message
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** Come to the gym
storage.
***SIGN*** Cruel Princess
**[08:49] Masamune**
Could this be...
**[08:52] Masamune**
Adagaki-san!
**[08:55] Masamune**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[08:57] Aki**
Well... That's quite the haul.
**[09:01] Masamune**
Huh? Ah, uh... yeah...
**[09:04] Masamune**
*Those are definitely the Cruel Princess's eyes.*
**[09:07] Masamune**
I'm sorry! These are, uh...
**[09:09] Aki**
I guess you don't need any from me
if you already have that many.
**[09:13] Masamune**
Huh?
**[09:17] Masamune**
That's not true!
**[09:18] Masamune**
If you made chocolates,
I'd love to have them!
**[09:21] Masamune**
*Truly, from the bottom of my heart.*
**[09:24] Aki**
You don't need to flatter me.
**[09:25] Masamune**
I'm not!
**[09:31] Aki**
Then... here.
**[09:36] Aki**
Did you burn yourself?
**[09:38] Aki**
You don't need to notice that!
**[09:47] Masamune**
*How could I betray her?*
**[09:50] Masamune**
Do you mind if I eat these right now?
**[09:52] Aki**
Huh? R-Right now?!
**[09:54] Masamune**
I'm super hungry.
**[09:57] Masamune**
*My diet...*
**[09:59] Masamune**
*My regimen...*
**[10:01] Masamune**
*My physical makeover...*
**[10:03] Masamune**
*My eight years' worth of wanting revenge...*
**[10:07] Masamune**
*Needing to be the hot guy...*
**[10:11] Masamune**
*Throw all of that away!*
**[10:18] Masamune**
Yeah! They're super delicious,
**[10:22] Masamune**
Aki-chan!
**[10:36] Masamune**
*Crap! I overslept!*
**[10:38] Masamune**
* Arriving ten minutes early*
* is an absolute must for dates!*
**[10:42] Masamune**
*Huh?!*
**[10:43] Masamune**
*She's already here?!*
**[10:45] Masamune**
I'm so sorry, Adagaki-san!
**[10:48] Aki**
You don't need to apologize. You're not late.
**[10:52] Masamune**
Thanks. But you're pretty early.
**[10:55] Masamune**
Were you that excited? Just kidding.
**[10:58] Masamune**
Huh?
**[11:01] Masamune**
*Sh-She's so cu—*
**[11:03] Aki**
Anyway! You came here hungry, didn't you?
**[11:05] Masamune**
Of course! This whole date is about
eating while we walk around.
**[11:09] Aki**
Will you be able to keep up
with me until the end?
**[11:12] Masamune**
I can't have you underestimating my stomach.
**[11:15] Masamune**
First, we're going to be
eating super-fluffy bread,
**[11:18] Masamune**
then we're going to have lunch at
Super Yummy Burgers, and then...
**[11:33] Aki**
Could we get three more of
those super-fluffy breads?
**[11:37] Masamune**
Should you really go that
hard right from the start?
**[11:39] Aki**
Yes. The bread's amazing,
**[11:42] Aki**
but this omelet you can only get in
the mornings is also incredibly good!
**[11:48] Masamune**
I'd like some more, too, please! Three more!
**[11:54] Chinatsu**
Hey, did you hear?
**[11:56] Chinatsu**
Onii-chan's on a date
with his girlfriend today.
**[11:59] Kinue**
Yes, I know. I was so surprised!
**[12:02] Chinatsu**
To think that narcissist brother of mine
could actually get a girlfriend.
**[12:07] Kinue**
Well, Maa-kun's changed lately.
**[12:10] Kinue**
When I'd make him sweets before,
he'd never eat them.
**[12:13] Kinue**
But two days ago, he ate a whole cream puff!
**[12:18] Chinatsu**
Actually, he's been
eating more lately in general.
**[12:22] Chinatsu**
He was fussing about not wanting to
eat chocolate just the other day.
**[12:25] Chinatsu**
Is this all...
**[12:27] Chinatsu and Kinue**
...thanks to his girlfriend?!
**[12:29] Kinue**
Aw... I can't wait to meet
Maa-kun's girlfriend!
**[12:33] Chinatsu**
Right?
**[12:35] Aki**
Can I get a triple Super Yummy Burger meal,
**[12:39] Aki**
two sweet and hot nuggets,
and two custard pies?
**[12:41] Employee**
Sure.
**[12:43] Aki**
What about you, Makabe?
**[12:45] Masamune**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Sides
French Fries
Chicken
Sweet and Hot
Chicken
Custard Pie
Apple Pie
Soft Drinks
Single Drinks
**[12:46] Masamune**
*Crap. I ate too much bread,
and I'm already full.*
**[12:49] Aki**
You're probably full, aren't you?
**[12:51] Aki**
Don't push yourself.
Why don't you just get a drink?
**[12:55] Masamune**
No, I'll order something.
**[12:57] Masamune**
My goal today is to share
delicious things with you.
**[13:01] Masamune**
I'd like a Super Yummy Burger meal,
please. With a double patty.
**[13:06] Aki**
See? I told you.
**[13:09] Masamune**
I admit defeat.
**[13:11] Aki**
But we just finished lunch...
**[13:13] Masamune**
I'm so sorry.
**[13:18] Aki**
I'm really happy, though.
**[13:22] Masamune**
Um, hang on just a sec.
If I exercise a bit, I'll be hungry again.
**[13:29] Aki**
You idiot! If you do that...
**[13:29] Masamune**
Two, three, four, five...
**[13:39] Aki**
Honestly... Here, have some water.
***SIGN*** Nature's Bounty
Natural Water
**[13:47] Masamune**
Th-Thanks.
**[13:55] Masamune**
Sorry you had to see me being so pathetic.
**[13:57] Masamune**
I haven't been this full since I was a kid.
**[14:01] Aki**
Well, you did eat a lot back then.
**[14:04] Masamune**
Yeah, I definitely have the potential.
So just give me a little more time.
**[14:15] Aki**
*You're such an idiot.*
**[14:22] Masamune**
Sorry... I ended up not being able
to eat anything after that.
**[14:26] Aki**
Don't worry about it.
I got to eat everything I wanted to,
**[14:30] Aki**
and I figured something
like this would happen.
**[14:35] Aki**
I'm kidding.
**[14:37] Aki**
I had a lot of fun.
**[14:39] Aki**
See you later.
**[14:40] Masamune**
Adagaki-san!
**[14:42] Masamune**
Let's go on another date. We can
wander around and eat again or whatever!
**[14:47] Aki**
Yes, let's.
**[14:58] Female student C**
Hey, what do you want to do over spring break?
**[15:01] Female student D**
You're already in spring break mode?
**[15:03] Female student C**
Well, exams are over, so why not?
**[15:05] Neko**
Oh, you're all alone?
**[15:11] Yoshino**
So are you.
**[15:12] Neko**
Since we're both alone, do you mind
if I have a seat next to you?
**[15:17] Yoshino**
Go ahead.
**[15:20] Neko**
Where's Aki-sama?
**[15:22] Yoshino**
Probably with Makabe.
**[15:24] Neko**
Are things going well with them?
**[15:27] Yoshino**
Probably. They've been
going on a lot of dates lately.
**[15:30] Neko**
I see... And you're not lonely?
**[15:34] Yoshino**
What?
**[15:36] Neko**
You've always been attached
at the hip with Aki-sama,
**[15:38] Neko**
and now you have less time with her.
**[15:41] Yoshino**
That's true...
**[15:43] Yoshino**
But I just want Aki-sama to be happy.
**[15:46] Neko**
You two have a beautiful friendship.
**[15:49] Neko**
I also want Aki-sama and
Masamune-sama to be happy.
**[15:57] Masamune**
I found a hamburger shop
yesterday that I think you'd like.
**[16:01] Masamune**
Wanna go sometime?
**[16:02] Aki**
Hamburgers... Not a bad idea.
**[16:05] Masamune**
Yes! It'll definitely be good.
**[16:09] Masamune**
Apparently, they use the perfect
balance of beef and pork there.
**[16:12] Aki**
Okay, Mr. Gourmand.
**[16:14] Masamune**
Yup. I keep finding myself
looking for delicious places.
**[16:17] Masamune**
But I'll be fine because I'm still exercising.
**[16:19] Masamune**
I don't want to go back to how I used to look.
**[16:25] Aki**
I see.
**[16:33] Masamune**
Whoa!
**[16:33] Aki**
Makabe?!
**[16:34] Masamune**
Ow...
**[16:36] Aki**
Are you okay?
**[16:41] Masamune**
W-Workout opportunity!
**[16:45] Masamune**
Well? Wasn't that amazing?
**[16:47] Aki**
S-Sure...
**[16:49] Masamune**
Okay, let's go.
**[17:10] Neko**
Masamune-sama.
**[17:11] Masamune**
This is yours, isn't it?
You forgot it in the last class.
**[17:15] Neko**
Oh, how careless of me.
**[17:18] Masamune**
It's snowing outside?
**[17:20] Masamune**
Yikes, looks like it's gonna stick.
**[17:24] Neko**
Have you gotten a bit rounder?
**[17:27] Masamune**
Hm... Maybe.
**[17:29] Masamune**
I've been going along with Adagaki-san
on her food pilgrimages lately.
**[17:32] Neko**
Oh, have you?
**[17:35] Masamune**
Yeah.
**[17:38] Neko**
By the way, how have
things been with your hives?
**[17:42] Neko**
I've been quite worried.
**[17:44] Masamune**
Oh, yeah. I'm totally fine now.
**[17:47] Neko**
Really? If it happens again,
you should go to the hospital.
**[17:50] Masamune**
No, really. I'm fine!
**[17:52] Masamune**
Thanks, though.
**[17:53] Masamune**
And I mean, you don't die
from hives, so I'll be fine.
**[18:01] Neko**
Where's Aki-sama today?
**[18:03] Masamune**
She had something to do, apparently.
**[18:05] Masamune**
Maybe I'll head home before
the snow starts piling up.
**[18:09] Neko**
Indeed.
**[18:20] Kojuurou**
Why is it so dark?
**[18:22] Kojuurou**
Why would anyone put the
projector in the cafeteria?
**[18:25] Kojuurou**
Why did I have to be on
class duty today of all days?
**[18:33] Aki**
I'm here.
**[18:35] Neko**
I'm terribly sorry to ask you to
meet me in this cold weather.
**[18:39] Aki**
I'm honestly more worried about you.
**[18:42] Aki**
I couldn't sleep knowing you caught a cold
because you refuse to wear underwear.
**[18:45] Neko**
You're so kind, Aki-sama.
**[18:48] Aki**
What do you want?
**[18:49] Neko**
I ask this from the bottom of my heart.
**[18:53] Neko**
I know I have no right to ask this,
**[18:57] Neko**
but still...
**[19:01] Neko**
Still...
**[19:03] Neko**
I must ask that you break up
with Masamune-sama.
**[19:14] Aki**
Lift your head.
**[19:15] Aki**
There's no way I'd agree to that.
**[19:17] Neko**
Masamune-sama doesn't love you!
**[19:21] Neko**
His heart lies elsewhere,
but he's tied down by his past feelings,
**[19:25] Neko**
and he's in so much pain right now.
**[19:27] Aki**
That's just...
**[19:29] Aki**
I already know that, okay?!
**[19:33] Aki**
I know that.
**[19:34] Aki**
I saw his planner a while back.
**[19:37] (Flashback) Aki**
What is this? A revenge planner?
**[19:41] Aki**
In it were various ways to get me to fall
for him, because he hated me so much.
**[19:49] Neko**
I see.
**[19:51] Neko**
But if you knew, then why didn't you...
**[19:55] Aki**
Because...
**[19:57] Aki**
I love him, of course!
**[20:04] Aki**
At first, I absolutely couldn't believe it.
**[20:07] Aki**
I figured he casually showed interest in me
because he was so confident about his looks.
**[20:13] Aki**
He works so hard at being an idiot.
**[20:15] Neko**
That's just...
**[20:17] Aki**
You could say he just works stupidly hard,
**[20:21] Aki**
but when he thinks I don't like him, he panics.
**[20:24] Aki**
He gets mad if I'm a bit cold.
**[20:27] Aki**
I couldn't figure out why
he wouldn't just give up.
**[20:31] Aki**
I was so curious...
**[20:33] Aki**
Actually, when I found out he was
the Masamune from the past...
**[20:37] Aki**
I was so happy.
**[20:40] Neko**
Aki-sama...
**[20:42] Aki**
There were a lot of things I noticed
once we started going out, too...
**[20:46] Aki**
But it all makes sense
if he actually doesn't like
***SIGN*** I'm going to get revenge
on that woman!!
**[20:53] Aki**
the past me or the present me.
**[20:57] Neko**
I can't understand why you feel this way!
**[21:01] Neko**
How can you say that you
love Masamune-sama, then?
**[21:05] Aki**
Did you know?
**[21:08] Aki**
He used to be a bit weird and different, too.
**[21:12] Aki**
Even if he dislikes me or denies me,
I won't let Masamune go now.
**[21:17] Aki**
Because...
**[21:19] Aki**
that's just who I am.
**[21:22] Aki**
So... I'm in the same boat as you.
Our feelings only go one way.
**[21:30] Aki**
I think my feelings might be
more deeply rooted, though.
**[21:53] Neko**
Kojuurou-sama...
**[21:54] Kojuurou**
Oh, s-sorry!
# E10 - Whiteout
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQ5GK/whiteout)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Neko**
I can't understand why you feel this way!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Neko**
How can you say that you
love Masamune-sama, then?
**[00:09] (Flashback) Aki**
Did you know?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Aki**
He used to be a bit weird and different, too.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Aki**
Even if he dislikes me or denies me,
I won't let Masamune go now.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Aki**
Because...
**[00:22] (Flashback) Aki**
that's just who I am.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Aki**
So... I'm in the same boat as you.
Our feelings only go one way.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Aki**
I think my feelings might be
more deeply rooted, though.
**[01:03] Masamune**
Man, it's cold.
***SIGN*** #10 "Whiteout"
**[02:42] Aki**
Yoshino.
**[02:45] Aki**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:47] Aki**
It's cold, so let's get something to eat.
**[02:50] Aki**
A café, a family restaurant, or a
sweets parlor? Where should we go?
**[02:56] Yoshino**
Aki-sama...
**[02:57] Yoshino**
Has something happened?
**[03:00] Aki**
Not really.
**[03:02] Yoshino**
You're lying.
**[03:10] Aki**
I just had a little conversation.
**[03:13] Aki**
I was told that Makabe doesn't
really have feelings for me,
**[03:16] Aki**
and that I should break up with him...
by Commando girl.
**[03:20] Aki**
Stop that, Yoshino!
**[03:22] Yoshino**
But Aki-sama, that's so cruel!
**[03:37] Aki**
What she said wasn't exactly wrong, though.
**[03:41] Aki**
It's true that he doesn't love me.
**[03:45] Aki**
He only got close to me because he hates me.
**[03:50] Yoshino**
No...
**[03:51] Yoshino**
That's not true, Aki-sama!
**[03:54] Aki**
Yoshino?
**[03:55] Yoshino**
You've completely got the wrong idea.
**[03:58] Yoshino**
It's all my fault. I did this.
**[04:06] Yoshino**
I'm so sorry...
**[04:08] Yoshino**
You two aren't at fault here.
**[04:20] Yoshino**
I...
**[04:22] Yoshino**
hated Pig's Foot so much, and I didn't
want him to take you from me...
**[04:27] Yoshino**
That's why I called him
"Pig's Foot
and chased him off.
**[04:31] Yoshino**
Apparently, Pig's Foot transferred
to our school to get revenge.
**[04:36] Yoshino**
But I didn't want him to do that.
**[04:40] Yoshino**
That's why I pretended to help him, but I
was going to try to help you two make up.
**[04:47] Aki**
So you worked really hard.
**[04:55] Yoshino**
Please don't say that he doesn't love you.
**[04:58] Yoshino**
The feelings between you
and Pig's Foot are mutual.
**[05:01] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot knows that, too.
**[05:04] Aki**
*Oh, you're so...*
**[05:08] Aki**
*No. You two are so...*
**[05:14] Aki**
You'll get wet.
**[05:17] Aki**
Say, there's something
I want you to look into.
**[05:24] Masamune**
Whoa.
**[05:25] Masamune**
It really piled up.
**[05:28] Chinatsu**
Wow, that's amazing!
**[05:29] Chinatsu**
It's been forever since we got this much snow!
**[05:32] Chinatsu**
Let's make a snowman!
**[05:33] Masamune**
Nope, not happening.
**[05:35] Chinatsu**
Huh? Why not?
**[05:37] Masamune**
It's cold, it's too much trouble, and it's cold.
**[05:40] Chinatsu**
Boo. Fine, then. I'll make one myself.
**[05:43] Chinatsu**
You just stay and sulk in the warm
house, Grandpa Party Pooper.
**[05:47] Masamune**
Grandpa?!
**[05:49] Masamune**
Don't you dare underestimate my muscles!
**[05:51] Masamune**
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
**[05:51] Chinatsu**
Wow! That's the spirit, Onii-chan!
**[05:55] Chinatsu**
Should we use buttons for its eyes?
**[05:57] Masamune**
Wait, leave this to me.
**[06:03] Masamune**
There, all done.
**[06:07] Chinatsu**
Wait, wait, that's terrifying!
Why is it a Daruma doll?!
**[06:11] Masamune**
Well, a snowman is technically
called "yukidaruma," right?
**[06:13] Chinatsu**
Ah...
**[06:14] Masamune**
It's good luck, too. This is one of my best.
**[06:18] Chinatsu**
Huh... Who are you sending that to?
Your girlfriend?
**[06:22] Masamune**
Wh-Why does that matter?
**[06:24] Chinatsu**
Hey, when are you going to let me
meet this supposed girlfriend of yours?
**[06:29] Masamune**
What?
**[06:29] Chinatsu**
Mom said she wants to meet her, too.
**[06:32] Chinatsu**
Oh! Why don't we invite her
over this weekend?
**[06:35] Masamune**
Huh?! No way!
**[06:37] Chinatsu**
Boo... I just want to be friends
with your girlfriend.
**[06:42] Masamune**
Well, eventually...
**[06:45] Chinatsu**
Really?! You better!
**[06:47] Masamune**
Oh, jeez. All right already.
**[06:53] Tae**
White Day is next week.
**[06:55] Tae**
Man, I can't wait to get all those return gifts.
**[06:59] Girls**
Right?
**[07:01] Man A**
Man, every single year! That pressure!
**[07:04] Man B**
All because we accepted
chocolates on Valentine's Day...
**[07:06] Man C**
Even if it was obligatory!
**[07:10] (Flashback) Kojuurou**
Why did you do that?
**[07:13] (Flashback) Neko**
If I said it was for
Masamune-sama's happiness...
**[07:16] (Flashback) Neko**
Would ya think I'm oversteppin' my bounds?
**[07:20] (Flashback) Kojuurou**
Huh?
**[07:22] (Flashback) Neko**
Is being hurt, pushing yourself too hard,
and lying to yourself really what love is?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Neko**
No one can attain happiness from that.
**[07:32] (Flashback) Neko**
That includes Aki-sama, of course.
**[07:35] (Flashback) Kojuurou**
Fujinomiya-san...
**[07:37] (Flashback) Kojuurou**
I don't really understand, but...
**[07:39] (Flashback) Neko**
To them, I'm sure I'm a villain.
**[07:44] (Flashback) Neko**
But...
**[07:46] (Flashback) Neko**
That's fine. That's perfectly fine.
**[07:57] Yoshino**
*I wonder why she wants to know about this...*
**[08:20] Masamune**
Man, I'm full.
**[08:23] Aki**
I am, too. What a lovely meal.
**[08:25] Masamune**
What, already?!
**[08:27] Aki**
W-Well, I was too hungry
earlier, so I already ate...
**[08:32] Masamune**
Oh, okay.
**[08:33] Masamune**
Yeah, there's no way you'd be
satisfied with just five breads.
**[08:38] Aki**
Oh, shut up!
**[08:40] Masamune**
Oh, right. Did you see that
photo I sent this morning?
**[08:43] Aki**
Oh, of the snowman?
**[08:45] Masamune**
Didn't that look awesome?
**[08:47] Aki**
Ah... I just thought you had a lot of
time on your hands in the morning.
**[08:51] Masamune**
D'oh! That's so mean!
**[08:54] Aki**
I'm kidding. You must be
really close to your little sister.
**[08:57] Aki**
Thanks for sending me this.
**[09:01] Masamune**
So, hey... If you have time sometime...
**[09:06] Masamune**
N-No, never mind!
**[09:08] Masamune**
Don't worry about it!
**[09:09] Aki**
Oh, just spit it out already.
**[09:11] Masamune**
I'll tell you some other time.
**[09:13] Aki**
Fine, I'll wait. But I won't get my hopes up.
**[09:23] Kojuurou**
Fujinomiya-san!
**[09:27] Neko**
Kojuurou-sama, did you need something?
**[09:30] Kojuurou**
U-Um...
**[09:33] Kojuurou**
Why don't we walk home together?
**[09:48] Neko**
It's actually quite nice walking
home every once in a while.
**[09:52] Kojuurou**
O-Oh, right. You usually
get a ride to and from school.
**[09:55] Kojuurou**
Sorry to ask you to do this on short notice.
**[09:58] Neko**
It's perfectly fine.
**[10:05] Neko**
You can be much harsher
with me if you'd like.
**[10:09] Neko**
Considering what I did, it wouldn't be
unexpected for you to despise me.
**[10:13] Kojuurou**
D-Despise you?!
**[10:15] Kojuurou**
Don't say that! I'd never
feel that way about you!
**[10:20] Kojuurou**
Sure, I was a little surprised,
**[10:22] Kojuurou**
but I was just worried about you.
**[10:27] Neko**
I still don't regret what I said to Aki-sama...
**[10:31] Neko**
But I'd be lying if I said
that I didn't feel guilty.
**[10:35] Neko**
It doesn't appear as though Aki-sama
and Masamune-sama have broken up,
**[10:38] Neko**
and part of me is relieved by that.
**[10:43] Neko**
I wonder what I really am.
**[10:47] Kojuurou**
To me, Fujinomiya-san...
**[10:50] Kojuurou**
You're a very straightforward
and kind person.
**[10:57] Yoshino**
Aki-sama, it's Yoshino.
**[10:59] Aki**
Come in.
**[11:00] Yoshino**
I've finished looking into the
thing you asked me about.
**[11:03] Aki**
Thanks. That must have been rough.
**[11:06] Yoshino**
Um...
**[11:08] Aki**
Yes?
**[11:09] Yoshino**
How have things been with
Pig's Foo—I mean, Makabe?
**[11:12] Aki**
What? Where did that come from?
**[11:16] Yoshino**
I-I'm sorry.
**[11:18] Aki**
It's all right. There's nothing
for you to worry about.
**[11:22] Yoshino**
Aki-sama...
**[11:23] Aki**
Because you told me the truth,
I don't have to doubt him anymore.
**[11:30] Aki**
And thanks to that, I can now
face him with how I truly feel.
**[11:35] Aki**
Thanks, Yoshino.
***SIGN*** Adagaki Aki
**[11:44] Masamune**
Adagaki-san?
**[11:47] Masamune**
Hello?
**[11:48] Aki**
*Hey, Makabe? Is now a good time?*
**[11:51] Masamune**
Sure. What's up?
**[11:52] Aki**
*Do you want to go on a date this weekend?*
**[11:56] Masamune**
*A da— Adagaki-san is inviting me?!*
**[11:59] Masamune**
Sure. I was actually about
to ask you out on one, too.
**[12:04] Aki**
*Really? Great.*
**[12:06] Aki**
*White Day is coming up, too.*
**[12:08] Masamune**
*Who?! Wha— White Day?!*
**[12:11] Masamune**
*Oh, shit. I had nothing planned.*
**[12:14] Masamune**
* Uh, wait. I'm... supposed to*
* give her something back, right?*
**[12:18] Masamune**
*What do I give her?*
**[12:18] Masamune**
* Like, how much?*
* What situation should this be?*
**[12:20] Aki**
*Also, Makabe... Are you listening?*
**[12:23] Masamune**
I-I'm listening. Of course I'm listening.
***SIGN*** White Day what to return to top choice
White Day girlfriend date
White Day recommended shops
White Day recommended presents
**[12:26] Aki**
*Okay, good.*
**[12:28] Aki**
* For this date, I'd like you*
* to let me plan everything.*
**[12:32] Aki**
*There's somewhere I'd like to take you.*
**[12:34] Masamune**
Ah... Yeah, sure.
Did you want to go shopping?
**[12:37] Aki**
*Well,*
**[12:37] Aki**
something like that.
**[12:39] Masamune**
*Yeah? That seems pretty fun.*
**[12:42] Aki**
Perhaps.
**[12:44] Masamune**
*Okay, sounds good.*
**[12:46] Aki**
Yes. Goodnight.
**[12:48] Masamune**
*Goodnight.*
**[12:57] Chinatsu**
Let's see...
**[12:59] Chinatsu**
Yeah, you should get her a ring.
**[13:01] Masamune**
A ring?! For White Day?!
**[13:04] Chinatsu**
Yeah! A ring would be great.
**[13:07] Masamune**
Notion rejected!
**[13:08] Chinatsu**
Aw, then how about
an electric facial device?
**[13:11] Masamune**
You just want one for yourself.
**[13:14] Masamune**
*Nope, she's no help at all.*
**[13:18] Kinue**
Well, since she gave you homemade
chocolates for Valentine's Day,
**[13:21] Kinue**
why don't you go all-out and
make something for her, as well?
**[13:25] Masamune**
Huh...
***SIGN*** Almond Powder
***SIGN*** Cake Flour
**[13:27] Masamune**
Thirty-five grams of egg whites,
thirty grams of granulated sugar,
**[13:32] Masamune**
thirty-five grams of almond powder...
**[13:35] Chinatsu**
What are you going to make?
**[13:36] Masamune**
What else? Macarons,
since girls like them so much.
**[13:39] Chinatsu**
What? Really?
**[13:41] Kinue**
Macarons are really hard to make.
Are you sure about this?
**[13:44] Chinatsu**
Yeah...
**[13:45] Kinue**
Why not try something simpler, like cookies?
**[13:48] Chinatsu**
Yeah, yeah...
**[13:50] Masamune**
No, I'm going to make macarons.
**[13:53] Masamune**
There's nothing that I can't do!
**[13:58] Masamune**
Are macarons supposed to look like this?
**[14:00] Chinatsu**
Nope. Not even close.
**[14:05] Masamune**
How about this?
**[14:06] Chinatsu**
Those are clearly just crackers.
**[14:11] Masamune**
Well played, macarons...
**[14:12] Masamune**
But I will not give up!
**[14:15] Masamune**
Not ever!
**[14:16] Masamune**
I'm going to... bake you up nice and round!
**[14:20] Kojuurou**
So... you decided to just buy them.
**[14:24] Masamune**
Yeah, I did. Do you know any good places?
**[14:28] Kojuurou**
Well... What sweets does Adagaki-san like?
**[14:32] Masamune**
Anything that tastes good.
**[14:37] Masamune**
For better or for worse,
Adagaki-san's got a sharp tongue.
**[14:40] Masamune**
She won't be happy unless she gets the best.
**[14:43] Kojuurou**
Hmm... Then I know the best place.
**[14:53] Customers**
What?
**[14:54] Customers**
So cute!
**[14:55] Employee**
Thank you.
**[14:56] Customer**
Thanks.
**[14:58] Masamune**
Wow, this is crazy.
**[15:00] Kojuurou**
I figured there'd be a lot of people.
**[15:02] Masamune**
Why are there so many girls here?
**[15:05] Kojuurou**
They're probably here for all the
limited-edition White Day sweets.
**[15:08] Kojuurou**
In some couples, the wife gives
the return gift, not the husband.
**[15:13] Masamune**
Wait, do you always shop at places like this?
**[15:16] Kojuurou**
For a special treat every now
and then. I love depachikas.
***SIGN*** Shortcake
***SIGN*** Éclair
***SIGN*** Chocolate Millefeuille
***SIGN*** Rare cheesecake
***SIGN*** Mocha Roll
***SIGN*** Millefeuille
**[15:23] Kojuurou**
Wow!
**[15:25] Kojuurou**
What a delicious-looking Mont Blanc!
**[15:27] Kojuurou**
Oh, I guess this is pistachio cake.
**[15:29] Masamune**
Yeah they do look really good.
***SIGN*** Pistachio Cake
**[15:32] Masamune**
It's so expensive!
**[15:33] Kojuurou**
That's standard for high-grade sweets.
**[15:36] Masamune**
Seriously?
**[15:37] Kojuurou**
Oh, since you're giving it to her
in return for Valentine's Day,
**[15:40] Kojuurou**
you might want to get something that'll keep.
**[15:43] Kojuurou**
Like cookies or chocolates.
**[15:45] Masamune**
There are so many. Which one should I get?
***SIGN*** White
Day
Fair
Limited
Time
Shop
**[15:53] Masamune**
Limited time?
**[15:55] Kojuurou**
Apparently, this shop is only here right now.
**[16:03] Customer**
So cute!
**[16:03] Kojuurou**
Wow, they're so cute.
**[16:04] Customer**
They're great.
**[16:05] Masamune**
Yeah.
**[16:06] Customer**
They are cute.
**[16:09] Masamune**
It seems cheeky, sorta like Adagaki-san.
**[16:13] Masamune**
Okay, I'll take it. May I get this, please?
**[16:21] Masamune**
Thanks for everything today.
You really helped.
**[16:24] Kojuurou**
It's no big deal.
**[16:26] Kojuurou**
I hope Adagaki-san likes it.
**[16:29] Masamune**
Yeah.
**[16:32] Masamune**
I see you bought some, too. Are they for you?
**[16:34] Kojuurou**
Huh?
**[16:35] Kojuurou**
N-No. I thought I'd give them to Fujinomiya-san.
**[16:39] Masamune**
Huh? Even though you gave
her a Valentine's Day gift?
**[16:43] Kojuurou**
I did... But after looking at a few of these,
I felt like giving her something.
**[16:47] Masamune**
Well, I guess that's something you'd do.
**[16:50] Masamune**
Oh, hey. Considering what time it is,
why don't we get something to eat?
**[16:54] Kojuurou**
Good idea. How about ramen?
**[16:57] Masamune**
Ramen at night?
**[17:00] Masamune**
That's so many calories, but I'll go with you.
**[17:02] Kojuurou**
Yay!
**[17:16] Narino**
Are you going on a date?
**[17:18] Aki**
I see you're as sharp as usual.
**[17:21] Narino**
Enjoying your youth, I see.
**[17:26] Aki**
Well, I'll see you later.
**[17:28] Yoshino**
Yes. Have a wonderful time.
**[17:33] Narino**
You should enjoy your youth
while you still can, too.
**[17:40] Yoshino**
Whatever. I'm not even interested in that.
**[17:50] Masamune**
This is the place, right?
**[17:54] Suzuki**
Welcome.
**[17:56] Masamune**
*This is obviously just a regular drugstore.*
**[17:59] Masamune**
*Why did we go to one in the next town?*
**[18:02] Suzuki**
Hello.
**[18:05] Masamune**
Oh.
**[18:06] Masamune**
Thank goodness.
I thought I had the wrong place.
**[18:09] Aki**
No, you didn't make a mistake.
This is the place.
**[18:13] Masamune**
Did you need to buy something?
**[18:15] Aki**
Yes. One sec.
**[18:19] Aki**
Excuse me.
**[18:20] Suzuki**
Yes? How can I help you?
**[18:22] Aki**
It's been a while. Do you remember me?
**[18:26] Suzuki**
Huh?
**[18:27] Aki**
You went to Higashi Elementary.
**[18:29] Aki**
When you were little,
you would play near my mansion.
**[18:35] Suzuki**
O-Oh! The Adagaki place?
**[18:39] Aki**
Yes. I'm the only daughter of that family.
**[18:42] Aki**
And...
**[18:44] Aki**
you used to bully him.
**[18:53] Suzuki**
U-Um...
**[18:54] Aki**
You don't remember?
**[18:56] Aki**
Makabe Masamune. Back then,
his name was Hayase Masamune.
**[19:02] Suzuki**
Hayase...
**[19:06] Suzuki**
Tubbymune?!
**[19:08] Suzuki**
Seriously? I didn't recognize you at all!
**[19:10] Masamune**
Uh, yeah.
**[19:13] Suzuki**
You're like a totally different guy!
**[19:14] Aki**
Right? Because he lost an
incredible amount of weight.
**[19:18] Suzuki**
Huh, I see.
**[19:22] Female employee**
Hey, Suzuki-kun, are you
done stocking the shelves?
**[19:26] Suzuki**
S-Sorry!
**[19:28] Aki**
Sorry to get in your way.
Anyway, we'll be going now.
**[19:35] Suzuki**
Hayase-kun!
**[19:38] Suzuki**
Sorry about all that!
**[19:52] Aki**
Have you calmed down?
**[19:58] Masamune**
Were you planning this from the start?
**[20:01] Aki**
Yes. How did you feel seeing him?
**[20:05] Aki**
Were you scared?
**[20:10] Masamune**
No. Surprisingly, I felt fine.
Actually, it didn't even matter.
**[20:17] Masamune**
*I thought I'd freak out a little more.*
**[20:21] Aki**
I found out where some of the others
are now. Do you want to see them?
**[20:26] Masamune**
Nah.
**[20:27] Aki**
I see. I figured.
**[20:31] Aki**
You're stronger now, Masamune.
**[20:36] Aki**
You worked really hard, you lost weight,
and you were able to change.
**[20:43] Aki**
You're okay now.
Have more confidence in yourself.
**[20:53] Aki**
Come on, stop that. Don't start
crying after everything I just said.
**[20:57] Masamune**
Sorry.
**[21:00] Masamune**
Thank you, Aki-chan.
**[21:05] Masamune**
Um, here.
**[21:09] Masamune**
This isn't exactly to thank you
for just now. It's for White Day.
**[21:13] Aki**
Really? What's inside?
**[21:16] Masamune**
White chocolate. Sorry it's so unoriginal.
**[21:20] Aki**
The taste is more important than originality.
**[21:32] Masamune**
*I want to touch her... I wonder if I can.*
**[21:44] Aki**
But...
**[21:46] Aki**
I'm sorry.
**[21:48] Aki**
I can't accept this.
**[21:53] Masamune**
Huh?
**[21:55] Aki**
I think it's okay for at least one person to
pick up what you're trying to throw away.
**[22:02] Aki**
So...
**[22:06] Aki**
Goodbye, Makabe Masamune-kun.
# E11 - Face Your Feelings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ10Z5/face-your-feelings)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh?
**[00:03] (Flashback) Aki**
I think it's okay for at least one person to
pick up what you're trying to throw away.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Aki**
So...
**[00:13] (Flashback) Aki**
Goodbye, Makabe Masamune-kun.
***SIGN*** #11 "Face Your Feelings"
**[01:47] Teacher**
Hoshino.
**[01:48] Hoshino**
Here.
**[01:50] Teacher**
Honjou.
**[01:50] Honjou**
Here.
**[01:52] Teacher**
Makabe.
**[01:55] Teacher**
Makabe's absent again?
**[01:58] Teacher**
Next, Mishima.
**[02:00] Mishima**
Here.
**[02:01] Teacher**
Mutou.
**[02:02] Mutou**
Here.
**[02:03] Teacher**
Yaguchi.
**[02:06] Tae**
Man, Masamune-kun's still absent.
**[02:10] Kojuurou**
Is this three days now?
**[02:12] Neko**
Today is the fourth day.
**[02:13] Kojuurou**
Spring break might start
before he comes back.
**[02:18] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san, do you know anything?
**[02:21] Neko**
No... I'm terribly sorry, but I do not.
**[02:25] Kojuurou**
I've sent him messages,
but he hasn't responded.
**[02:29] Tae**
He's been ignoring you, too?
**[02:31] Tae**
Is he so sick that he
can't even get out of bed?
**[02:33] Neko**
If his condition was that grave,
**[02:35] Neko**
I don't think our teacher would be
calling his name every morning.
**[02:39] Tae**
True.
**[02:40] Kojuurou**
Being absent without permission
for three or four days won't
**[02:44] Kojuurou**
damage his record, will it?
**[02:45] Tae**
I'm not sure.
**[02:48] Kojuurou**
Oh, it's Adagaki-san.
**[02:52] Tae**
Adagaki-san!
**[02:55] Aki**
Futaba-san.
**[02:57] Tae**
Thank goodness. Perfect timing.
**[03:00] Tae**
Hey, does Masamune-kun have,
like, a cold or something?
**[03:04] Aki**
A cold?
**[03:05] Tae**
I mean, he's been absent for four days,
and he hasn't contacted any of us.
**[03:11] Aki**
Well, that sounds awful.
I hope he's doing all right.
**[03:14] Tae**
Wait... Did you not know?
**[03:17] Aki**
I did not. This is the first I've heard of it.
**[03:20] Tae**
Huh?! B-But you two are dating, aren't you?
**[03:23] Aki**
No, we've broken up.
**[03:34] Yoshino**
What do you mean, Aki-sama?
**[03:37] Aki**
Exactly what it sounds like.
I broke up with Makabe.
**[03:40] Yoshino**
No... But you can't do that!
**[03:43] Yoshino**
You can't, Aki-sama!
**[03:45] Aki**
I don't remember you getting
to decide that for me, Yoshino.
**[03:51] Aki**
Anyway, it's over now.
There's no point in discussing it further.
**[04:03] Tae**
You didn't know about those two,
either, Koiwai-san?
**[04:07] Yoshino**
Not only did I not know...
This is all a mistake.
**[04:11] Tae**
A mistake?
**[04:13] Yoshino**
After school, I'm going to Pig's Foot's—
to Makabe-kun's house.
**[04:17] Tae**
To visit him? Then I'll go, too.
**[04:19] Kojuurou**
M-Me, too!
**[04:21] Kojuurou**
What about you, Fujinomiya-san?
**[04:25] Neko**
I'll also go.
**[04:26] Yoshino**
I think someone triggered
something they shouldn't have.
**[04:30] Tae**
Um... Koiwai-san?
**[04:32] Yoshino**
But if I can find out the reason,
I'll know how to follow through.
**[04:38] Tae**
Huh...
**[04:40] Tae**
So this is what Masamune-kun's
house looks like.
**[04:43] Kojuurou**
I-It's pretty nice.
**[04:46] Neko**
I believe that Koiwai-san
and myself have visited before.
**[04:50] Kojuurou**
What? Really?
**[04:52] Yoshino**
It was incredibly awkward.
**[04:55] Tae**
What do you mean?
**[04:56] Tae**
I guess now's not the time for that.
**[05:05] Yoshino**
Is no one home?
**[05:06] Neko**
Now that you mention it,
I don't see any lights on.
**[05:09] Tae**
What?
**[05:10] Kojuurou**
What should we do with these puddings?
**[05:13] Kojuurou**
They're super fluffy ones,
made with eggs from the highlands.
**[05:15] Chinatsu**
*Pudding?*
**[05:18] Yoshino**
Chinatsu-chan?
**[05:26] Chinatsu**
I smell pudding!
**[05:36] Chinatsu**
Yeah... Humans definitely
can't live on just school meals.
**[05:39] Chinatsu**
Thanks for the treat.
They were super delicious!
**[05:42] Kojuurou**
W-Were they? They're puddings from
a pâtisserie that's all the rage right now.
**[05:47] Chinatsu**
Are you my brother's friends?
**[05:49] Chinatsu**
Yet you're this keen on sweets?
**[05:53] Kojuurou**
Th-Thanks?
**[05:58] Neko**
Pardon my asking, but has
something happened at home?
**[06:03] Chinatsu**
Well, my mom's been sorta, uh...
**[06:14] Tae**
What's in there?
**[06:15] Chinatsu**
My brother's room.
**[06:21] Chinatsu**
Oh, sorry. I've been a bit busy.
**[06:26] Chinatsu**
Mom? I'm coming in.
**[06:34] Tae**
Whoa. All this stuff to get swole.
**[06:36] Neko**
I guess that's not surprising
coming from Masamune-sama.
**[06:39] Chinatsu**
Mom, Onii-chan's friends are here to visit.
**[06:46] Kinue**
Maa-kun? Is that you, Maa-kun?
**[06:49] Chinatsu**
No, they're Onii-chan's friends.
**[06:53] Chinatsu**
They brought pudding, too. Do you want some?
**[06:55] Kinue**
No... Maa-kun...
**[06:58] Kinue**
Why did you disappear, Maa-kun?
**[07:02] Kinue**
Gyof.
**[07:04] Kinue**
Waaah! Maa-kun!
**[07:07] Kinue**
Why did you leave me?!
**[07:08] Yoshino**
Leave? What does she mean?
**[07:11] Chinatsu**
My brother ended up going to our grandpa's
place in Shinshu, and he took all his stuff.
**[07:17] Tae and Kojuurou**
What?!
**[07:18] Kojuurou**
Shinshu?
**[07:20] Tae**
I guess it wasn't a cold.
**[07:22] Chinatsu**
He went out last weekend,
and when he came back,
**[07:26] Chinatsu**
he suddenly wouldn't listen to us.
**[07:28] Kinue**
But I tried! I tried to stop him!
**[07:32] Chinatsu**
Yes, yes.
**[07:34] Chinatsu**
As you can see,
**[07:35] Chinatsu**
Mom's not functioning as a person anymore,
and the chores are just piling up.
**[07:39] Chinatsu**
I have no idea what's going on.
**[07:42] Yoshino**
Last weekend...
**[07:44] Tae**
Any ideas?
**[07:45] Yoshino**
He went on a date with Aki-sama.
**[07:48] Tae**
Do you think something happened then?
**[07:50] Neko**
That sounds quite likely.
**[07:52] Tae**
Maybe Adagaki-san gave him a
really mean nickname or something.
**[07:56] Kojuurou**
And he decided to run away?
**[07:59] Chinatsu**
We have no way of getting
through to my brother.
**[08:04] Chinatsu**
Whether he comes or goes,
he won't listen to what we have to say.
**[08:09] Chinatsu**
Even though he has all these people
worrying about him now...
**[08:14] Chinatsu**
My brother really is an idiot.
**[08:18] Chinatsu**
I'm sorry about this,
after you came to visit...
**[08:20] Tae**
No, no. I'm sorry we dropped by out of the blue.
**[08:23] Chinatsu**
It's fine. I think my mom
regained some of her sanity.
**[08:28] Chinatsu**
We can't get a hold of him,
but if we hear anything, we'll contact you.
**[08:33] Tae**
Thanks!
**[08:34] Neko**
We look forward to hearing from you.
**[08:39] Tae**
Well, that didn't really get us anywhere.
**[08:41] Kojuurou**
But at least we know where he is now,
even if all we can do is wait.
**[08:47] Kojuurou**
I think waiting for him is important, too.
**[08:50] Tae**
Yeah, you're right.
**[08:54] Kojuurou**
I'll see you later.
**[09:02] Tae**
Wait for him, huh?
**[09:04] Neko**
Indeed.
**[09:06] Tae**
But, man... Shinshu? That's so far.
**[09:10] Neko**
It certainly doesn't change
the fact that we're worried.
**[09:14] Yoshino**
What do you mean by that, exactly?
**[09:17] Yoshino**
What are *you* worried about?
**[09:19] Yoshino**
You're actually happy, aren't you?
**[09:20] Neko**
Koiwai-san?
**[09:23] Yoshino**
This is all your fault to begin with.
**[09:26] Yoshino**
You got into Aki-sama's head, and now
you got exactly what you wanted.
**[09:30] Tae**
Hey!
**[09:31] Yoshino**
You went out of your way to
do something so underhanded...
**[09:33] Yoshino**
Even though Pig's Foot is never
going to look your way anyway.
**[09:42] Neko**
In that case, wouldn't you say what
you've been doing is also rather deceitful?
**[09:47] Yoshino**
Deceitful?
**[09:48] Neko**
You've known where Masamune-sama's
feelings lay for a long time.
**[09:52] Neko**
And yet, you ignored them
and sent Aki-sama after him.
**[09:55] Neko**
Just to protect yourself,
you lied about your own feelings!
**[09:58] Yoshino**
My feelings don't matter here!
**[10:00] Neko**
If this ain't deceit, then what is it?!
**[10:03] Neko**
You're the biggest coward here!
**[10:05] Neko**
Who cares about your past
or Adagaki-san's past?!
**[10:09] Neko**
I have nothing! I have absolutely nothing!
**[10:19] Aki**
That's enough.
**[10:21] Aki**
Stop fighting out here.
You'll bother the neighbors.
**[10:26] Aki**
Futaba-san, I'm sorry, but could
you walk Fujinomiya-san home?
**[10:31] Tae**
Sure.
**[10:51] Aki**
Let's have a chat.
**[10:54] Aki**
Just the two of us. One on one.
**[11:14] Masamune**
I think that should do it.
**[11:20] Masamune**
Oh, look at those flames go.
**[11:24] Masamune**
* It's not like staring at a bonfire*
* is gonna give me any answers...*
**[11:28] Masamune**
* But I really don't want to think*
* about anything right now.*
**[11:32] Masamune**
*I came here when I felt like this as a kid, too.*
**[11:37] Masamune**
*But this time, I have no one to hate.*
**[11:42] Masamune**
*So why...*
**[11:45] Grandpa**
Masamune.
**[11:47] Masamune**
Grandfather.
**[11:50] Grandpa**
What's this?
**[11:52] Grandpa**
You're not allowed to bring
snacks into this household.
**[11:58] Masamune**
I'm terribly sorry. I wasn't thinking.
**[12:11] Masamune**
I guess burning them doesn't even
create a sweet scent or anything...
**[12:28] Aki**
Thinking back on everything, I don't think
we've ever had a proper conversation.
**[12:34] Aki**
Not putting aside that I'm the daughter of
the Adagaki family, and you're the daughter
**[12:38] Aki**
of the Koiwai family who serves us.
**[12:41] Yoshino**
Can we actually put aside
status and talk, though?
**[12:45] Aki**
I think I thought the same thing, which is
why I never properly acknowledged you.
**[12:51] Aki**
Even though you've been
right by my side this whole time.
**[12:56] Aki**
We've done so much together.
**[12:58] Yoshino**
We have.
**[12:59] Aki**
And you've done a lot for me.
**[13:01] Yoshino**
I have...
**[13:04] Yoshino**
A lot.
**[13:12] Yoshino**
* I wonder what kind of memories*
* Aki-sama is remembering.*
**[13:17] Yoshino**
But this is my job.
**[13:19] Aki**
It's because I've always relied on you so much
**[13:23] Aki**
that your only choice was to
kill off your own feelings...
**[13:27] Aki**
Even though you like Makabe.
**[13:34] Aki**
You couldn't say that even if you wanted to.
**[13:37] Yoshino**
N-No... No, no, no, you're wro—
**[13:44] Aki**
I'm sorry, Yoshino.
**[13:46] Yoshino**
Aki-sama...
**[13:47] Aki**
It must've been really hard this whole time.
**[13:54] Aki**
Do you like him?
**[13:59] Yoshino**
I just want you to be happy, Aki-sama...
**[14:04] Aki**
Well, that's something for me to decide.
**[14:07] Aki**
You don't need to worry about that.
**[14:11] Yoshino**
But this is what I decided deep down.
**[14:13] Yoshino**
I did something awful that
could never be forgiven, so...
**[14:17] Yoshino**
I need to make up for it, at least a little.
**[14:21] Yoshino**
But when I spent more time with him...
***SIGN*** Contacts
**[14:22] Sign**
Pig's Foot
**[14:25] Yoshino**
I just...
**[14:31] Yoshino**
I'm sorry, Aki-sama!
**[14:33] Aki**
I understand how you feel.
So don't apologize.
**[14:39] Aki**
This will be the last time
I request something from you.
**[14:44] Aki**
I want you to properly face your own feelings.
**[14:49] Aki**
Go. Tell him how you feel yourself.
**[14:58] Yoshino**
Okay, Aki-sama.
**[15:05] Aki**
The next time we see each other,
you can just call me "Aki"!
**[15:23] Sign**
Karaoke
***SIGN*** Vocal Volume
***SIGN*** Stability
***SIGN*** Technique
***SIGN*** Enthusiasm
***SIGN*** Rhythm
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Comments:
***SIGN*** You are a very talented singer!
You're definitely the honor student type.
**[15:32] Sign**
Calories burned:
**[15:32] Sign**
Stop Song to stop Previous Next to choose
**[15:32] Sign**
Preview Next
**[15:35] Tae**
You set a new record!
**[15:38] Neko**
I'm honored.
**[15:40] Tae**
Now, let's order more drinks!
**[15:43] Neko**
Futaba-san, thank you for being so considerate.
**[15:47] Tae**
What are you talking about?
**[15:50] Tae**
The only ways to heal a broken heart
are overeating and karaoke!
**[15:54] Tae**
That's common knowledge for girls!
**[15:56] Neko**
Common knowledge...
**[15:58] Neko**
Well, I do think I feel a little better.
**[16:01] Tae**
You know, it wouldn't hurt to
look around you a bit more.
**[16:04] Neko**
What do you mean?
**[16:07] Tae**
For example, other classmates...
**[16:10] Tae**
Like, what about Kojuurou-kyun?
**[16:13] Tae**
Masamune x Kojuurou,
a.k.a. MasaKoju, is my ship,
**[16:18] Tae**
but I wouldn't mind sharing him with you.
**[16:21] Neko**
I can't say I feel anything right now...
**[16:24] Tae**
I see. I mean, I guess you did love him.
**[16:29] Tae**
Say, Fujinomiya-san.
**[16:31] Tae**
If you truly fall in love, there's something
that will always remain with you.
**[16:35] Tae**
No girl is truly empty inside.
**[16:39] Neko**
Thank you very much, Futaba-san.
**[16:42] Tae**
Okay! We should sing this next song together!
**[16:46] Neko**
Oh, then maybe we should
sing the *Hada Pure* song.
**[16:49] Tae**
Okay!
**[16:51] Tae**
Let's see... Okay, sent!
**[16:56] Tae**
H-Huh?
**[16:58] Neko**
That's not it?
**[16:59] Tae**
What song is this?
**[17:09] Yoshino**
Hey... Let me through.
***SIGN*** Chinatsu
My grandpa's address is Otari,
Nagano Prefecture...
***SIGN*** Hakutaka
***SIGN*** Kanazawa
***SIGN*** 12 cars
***SIGN*** Kagayaki
***SIGN*** Kanazawa
***SIGN*** 10 cars
***SIGN*** Asama
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** 12 cars
***SIGN*** Hakutaka
***SIGN*** Kanazawa
***SIGN*** 12 cars
***SIGN*** Asama
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** 12 cars
***SIGN*** Kagayaki
***SIGN*** Kanazawa
***SIGN*** 10 cars
**[17:48] Yoshino**
*I'm such a shameless liar.*
**[17:55] (Flashback) Girl A**
Look at him!
**[17:57] (Flashback) Girl B**
Isn't Makabe Masamune-kun handsome?
**[18:02] Yoshino**
* When we reunited in high school,*
* I felt like my breathing might stop.*
**[18:07] Yoshino**
* I decided to see how things*
* would go before setting a trap,*
**[18:10] Yoshino**
*and the hot guy easily fell for it.*
**[18:13] Yoshino**
*He's such a simpleton.*
**[18:15] (Flashback) Masamune**
I still have no regrets about
trying to give that woman
**[18:18] (Flashback) Masamune**
a taste of her own medicine.
**[18:20] Yoshino**
*And so stubborn at the most awkward times.*
**[18:23] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Don't get caught up in her pace.
**[18:26] (Flashback) Masamune**
That's not happening.
**[18:28] Yoshino**
*He doesn't make any sense and he's oblivious.*
**[18:32] Yoshino**
*So...*
**[18:34] Yoshino**
*I never thought my heart would hurt.*
**[18:39] Yoshino**
*I tried to pretend I didn't notice it.*
**[18:41] Yoshino**
*I thought I could.*
**[18:43] Yoshino**
*But...*
**[18:45] (Flashback) Masamune**
I think I had the most fun when
I was devising my plan with you.
**[18:50] Yoshino**
*There was no way I could tell him...*
**[18:53] Yoshino**
*that I had fun, too.*
**[18:57] Yoshino**
*Even so, Aki-sama told me to move forward.*
**[19:10] Yoshino**
I'm getting off. Please let me through.
**[19:14] Masamune**
Man, this fog is dense.
**[19:18] Masamune**
I guess I'll clean up the firewood.
**[19:38] Little Masamune**
Gwandfather... I can't run anymo—
**[19:44] Masamune**
*That's...*
**[19:50] Masamune**
Hey, Little Me.
**[19:52] Little Masamune**
Hey, Big Me.
**[19:53] Masamune**
Diet and exercise are pretty rough, huh?
Why not run away?
**[19:56] Little Masamune**
N-No! I can't!
**[19:59] Masamune**
Why's that?
**[20:01] Little Masamune**
Because I'm gonna get revenge!
**[20:06] Masamune**
Revenge, huh?
**[20:08] Little Masamune**
That's right! Revenge!
**[20:10] Little Masamune**
I'm gonna get my revenge and make her pay!
**[20:13] Little Masamune**
That's why I won't run away!
**[20:17] Masamune**
Listen, Little Me.
**[20:20] Masamune**
She's not your enemy.
**[20:22] Masamune**
The enemy's already been defeated.
**[20:24] Little Masamune**
Huh?
**[20:25] Masamune**
I'm sure that just sounds like
some pleasantries...
**[20:28] Masamune**
But right now, there are no enemies
in front of me. Not a single one.
**[20:33] Masamune**
So... you don't have to worry.
**[20:37] Masamune**
All your hard work won't go to waste, either.
**[20:40] Masamune**
It might not be exactly how you imagined it...
**[20:44] Masamune**
But you and I will be okay.
**[20:50] Masamune**
* Because we just had the*
* wrong idea about something.*
**[20:54] Little Masamune**
Huh...
**[20:59] Little Masamune**
This feels weird, but bye.
**[21:02] Masamune**
Yeah, see you later.
**[21:24] Masamune**
Well, guess I'll go for my morning run.
**[21:30] Masamune**
*What is that? A tanuki?*
**[21:36] Masamune**
Mas...
**[21:40] Masamune**
Master?
**[21:42] Yoshino**
Pig's... Foot...
**[21:59] Masamune**
Ow...
**[22:03] Masamune**
Mas—
# E12 - Dead or love?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8Q28Q/dead-or-love)
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**[00:10] Kinue**
Maa-kun!
**[00:12] Kinue**
Where are you, Maa-kun?
**[00:17] Chinatsu**
He's probably out doing his morning run, right?
**[00:19] Kinue**
Without eating breakfast?!
**[00:26] Masamune**
*It's spring, huh?*
**[00:28] Masamune**
*Time really flies...*
**[02:13] Aki**
You're heading out, Yoshino?
**[02:15] Yoshino**
Y-Yes, um...
**[02:18] Aki**
A date?
**[02:20] Yoshino**
I-I'll be back soon, okay?
**[02:26] Aki**
She's such an open book.
**[02:33] Aki**
I'm starving... I'm actually starving!
**[02:36] Aki**
I should've had Yoshino
make something before she left.
**[02:41] Aki**
N-No! I can't rely on her for everything!
**[02:44] Aki**
I need to be able to take care of myself!
***SIGN*** Shinshu
**[02:53] Sign**
Wasabi-Flavored
Nozawana Mustard Leaf
**[02:54] Yoshino**
Um, I brought you soba noodles
and pickled nozawana leaves.
**[02:59] Yoshino**
I'm sorry I'm late.
**[03:01] Aki**
Do you not know how to use a phone?
**[03:03] Aki**
You just disappeared for the whole day!
**[03:05] Aki**
I know you were going to Shinshu, but...
**[03:15] Aki**
I was worried!
**[03:17] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[03:19] Yoshino**
The pickled nozawana leaves are really good.
**[03:23] Aki**
Forget that. How did it go?
**[03:26] Aki**
Did it go well?
**[03:35] Aki**
*Warm up some cold rice...*
**[03:39] Aki**
*Put the pickled nozawana on...*
**[03:42] Aki**
*Add the tea.*
**[03:47] Aki**
*Ochazuke with nozawana leaf is so good!*
**[03:50] Aki**
* That's right! If I want to eat*
* something, I can just make it myself!*
**[03:55] Aki**
*I could do this any time I wanted!*
**[03:57] Aki**
* Maybe it's because of the time*
* I spent making chocolate?*
**[04:07] Aki**
*It's time to give it up, Adagaki Aki.*
**[04:10] Aki**
*Makabe and Yoshino are a couple now.*
**[04:24] Tae**
I'm in Class E, huh?
**[04:26] Neko**
Futaba-san!
**[04:27] Kojuurou**
Class Rep!
**[04:29] Neko**
I look forward to another year together.
**[04:31] Tae**
Huh?! We're in the same class?
**[04:33] Tae**
Whew! I thought I'd be studying for entrance
exams all by myself, but this'll be fun!
**[04:40] Neko**
Indeed.
**[04:41] Kanetsugu**
I hope so.
**[04:47] Kanetsugu**
Just because we're all together
doesn't mean it'll be fun.
**[04:53] Neko**
Is that you, Gasou-san?
**[04:56] Kojuurou**
That outfit...
**[04:57] Kanetsugu**
I'm finally getting used to it.
**[05:00] Kojuurou**
You're giving me an eyeful!
**[05:11] Kojuurou**
Koiwai-san is in Class E, too.
**[05:14] Tae**
It's our first time being in
the same class, Koiwai-san!
**[05:19] Neko**
It's a whole new school year.
**[05:21] Neko**
I have no intention of dragging
out any past feuds.
**[05:24] Yoshino**
I'm sorry for everything.
**[05:26] Neko**
Don't worry about it.
**[05:27] Tae**
This is Class E, and...
***SIGN*** Adagaki Aki Hosokawa Yuuko
Amano Misaki Makabe Masamune
Arakawa Yousuke Maeda Kana
***SIGN*** Adagaki Aki
***SIGN*** Makabe Masamune
**[05:38] Girls**
Makabe-kun's in our class?
**[05:40] Girls**
Lucky us!
**[05:42] Mari**
Aki-sama! Aki-sama!
**[05:43] Mari**
We're together!
**[05:45] Mari**
Kaneko-senpai told me to do
everything I could to help you.
**[05:49] Aki**
*Wait. Wait a second.*
**[05:49] Mari**
If there's anything you need,
anything at all...
**[05:52] Aki**
*Is* this *what I get?*
**[05:55] Masamune**
Hey, we're in the same class.
**[05:57] Aki**
*No!*
**[06:00] Aki**
H-How disappointing.
**[06:02] Aki**
I wish we could've been in different
classes, but we're together.
**[06:05] Masamune**
Yeah?
**[06:06] Masamune**
It's better than not knowing
any of your classmates, isn't it?
**[06:09] Mari**
She knows me!
**[06:11] Masamune**
Well, I guess we'll be seeing
each other in class.
**[06:13] Aki**
*Screw you!*
**[06:18] Aki**
*Hell.*
**[06:20] Aki**
*This is Hell!*
**[06:32] Masamune**
Adagaki-san, Adagaki-san.
**[06:34] Masamune**
Do you know the answer to question 4?
**[06:37] Aki**
O-Of course I do.
**[06:40] Masamune**
Seriously?
**[06:41] Masamune**
Can I see your answer?
**[06:43] Masamune**
Oh, I see...
**[06:45] Masamune**
So that's how it works.
**[06:48] Aki**
*Don't talk to me so casually.*
**[06:52] Aki**
*It's like... It's like when we were dating!*
**[06:59] Aki**
*I'll just do my best not to look at him.*
**[07:02] Aki**
*That's right!*
**[07:03] Aki**
*I can just keep my distance!*
**[07:10] Aki**
* Just the right amount of salt,*
* if I do say so myself.*
**[07:30] Aki**
Why do I have to hide like this?!
**[07:32] Masamune**
Oh, Adagaki-san!
**[07:35] Masamune**
Did you try this new bread thing?
**[07:37] Masamune**
Gasou told me about it.
**[07:39] Masamune**
It's a limited-time-only special!
**[07:44] Aki**
What's your problem?
**[07:46] Aki**
What are you trying to do here?
**[07:48] Masamune**
What?
**[07:50] Masamune**
I wanted to apologize—
**[07:51] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[07:52] Masamune**
Koiwai-san?
**[07:53] Yoshino**
Don't.
**[07:55] Masamune**
But I—
**[07:56] Yoshino**
Just come with me.
**[08:07] Aki**
Don't shove it in my face like that,
you two lovebirds!
**[08:14] Masamune**
Koiwai-san, stop!
**[08:16] Yoshino**
Call me Yoshino.
**[08:18] Masamune**
Yoshino-san, you're being aggressive.
**[08:22] Yoshino**
Not yet. Just a little more.
**[08:25] Yoshino**
Now's not the time.
**[08:30] Yoshino**
Wait just a little longer, and then...
**[08:44] Aki**
*Okay, here I go!*
**[08:46] Aki**
*I have to move on!*
**[08:52] Yoshino**
I'm back.
**[08:54] Aki**
You're late.
**[09:04] Yoshino**
Whaaa?!
**[09:07] Aki**
I didn't know you could yell like that.
**[09:10] Yoshino**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened
to your hair? Your hair!
**[09:13] Aki**
I just needed a change of pace.
**[09:15] Aki**
It's not that big a deal...
**[09:18] Aki**
No, that's not true.
**[09:20] Aki**
I just couldn't get over him like I was,
so I decided to change things up.
**[09:25] Yoshino**
Aki-sama...
**[09:26] Aki**
You don't need to call me "Aki-sama."
**[09:28] Aki**
I'm just a coward who's trying
everything she can.
**[09:31] Yoshino**
No...
**[09:34] Yoshino**
You've got it all wrong, dummy!
**[09:37] Yoshino**
I just wanted to play a little trick on you!
**[09:40] Aki**
Yoshino? A "trick"?
**[09:42] Masamune**
If you want to know, go to the school!
**[09:44] Masamune**
The classroom!
**[09:45] Masamune**
Pig's Foot is there!
**[09:47] Aki**
Huh?
**[09:48] Masamune**
Just go!
**[09:51] Aki**
What's gotten into you?
**[09:53] Aki**
Fine! I'm going! That's what you want, right?
**[09:58] Yoshino**
* Maybe this is how Aki-sama felt*
* when she watched us leave together...*
**[10:15] Yoshino**
*That day, I finally understood.*
**[10:23] Yoshino**
*No cell signal...*
**[10:25] Yoshino**
*Total darkness, with nobody around...*
**[10:27] Yoshino**
* Spending eight years up here*
* thinking of just one person...*
**[10:34] Yoshino**
*You can't call that anything but...*
**[10:49] Yoshino**
*But even so...*
**[10:52] Yoshino**
*I still had to say it!*
**[11:08] Yoshino**
*So... Aki-sama, you do it, too!*
**[11:18] Aki**
Where are you, Makabe?
**[11:21] Aki**
I came, like your darling asked me to!
***SIGN*** For Adagaki Aki
**[11:30] Aki**
This is what I did before...
**[11:34] Aki**
Is this his way of getting back at me?
**[11:36] Aki**
He's gonna regret this!
**[11:37] Aki**
I'll give him a talking-to he won't forget!
**[12:03] Aki**
*It's so strange...*
**[12:05] Aki**
*No matter where I go, it feels like he's here.*
**[12:09] Aki**
*I have so many memories here, too.*
**[12:13] Aki**
* It's been more than enough time*
* for "hate" to turn to "love."*
**[12:30] Aki**
Makabe?
**[12:33] Masamune**
Adagaki-san?
**[12:35] Aki**
I knew you'd be here!
**[12:36] Aki**
Stay right where you are!
**[12:38] Aki**
I'm on my way!
**[12:39] Makabe**
Huh? What's she saying?
**[12:40] Aki**
Don't you dare move!
**[12:41] Makabe**
I can't hear her...
**[12:43] Makabe**
What did you say?
**[12:59] Makabe**
What are you doing there?
**[13:01] Aki**
That's my line!
**[13:03] Masamune**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[13:04] Masamune**
That girl just can't stay put, can she?
**[13:15] Aki**
You're in for such a talking-to!
**[13:29] Masamune**
Gotcha!
**[13:42] Masamune**
You made me run across half the damn
school, you gun-jumping rich girl!
**[13:46] Aki**
What does that even mean?!
**[13:48] Aki**
Just leave me alone already!
**[13:51] Aki**
I can tell you two are having
the time of your lives together!
**[13:54] Masamune**
But I wanted to apologize...
**[13:57] Aki**
You don't need to apologize for dating Yoshino!
**[14:04] Masamune**
I'm not dating her.
**[14:06] Masamune**
I'm not dating Yoshino.
**[14:09] Aki**
Huh?
**[14:10] Masamune**
She asked me to, but I said no.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Masamune**
M-Master?
**[14:23] (Flashback) Masamune**
Master...
**[14:25] (Flashback) Masamune**
Master.
**[14:28] (Flashback) Masamune**
Master.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Masamune**
What? What is it?
**[14:34] (Flashback) Yoshino**
I love you, Pig's Foot.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Masamune**
You came all the way out here
to tell me that, huh?
**[14:44] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Yeah.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Masamune**
Thanks.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Masamune**
You're always there for me.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Masamune**
I rely on you way too much.
**[14:54] (Flashback) Masamune**
You surprised me, though...
**[14:56] (Flashback) Yoshino**
Pig's Foot...
**[14:57] (Flashback) Masamune**
There's something I have to say, too.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Masamune**
But the person I have to say it to is...
**[15:03] Masamune**
* I spent a lot of time thinking about this.*
* Maybe it's a waste of time.*
**[15:07] Masamune**
* But I need to say it again,*
* this time from the heart,*
**[15:11] Masamune**
*or I can't move on.*
**[15:23] Yoshino**
*Yeah.*
**[15:25] Yoshino**
* You need to really mean it,*
* or you won't be able to move on.*
**[15:31] Yoshino**
*So...*
**[15:33] Yoshino**
*Go get 'em, Pig's Foot!*
**[15:39] Aki**
You're not dating?
**[15:41] Aki**
Then what are you apologizing for?
**[15:43] Masamune**
When I was fat, eight years ago,
**[15:46] Masamune**
I was sure you'd rejected me
in a really mean way.
**[15:48] Masamune**
So I wanted to get revenge.
**[15:51] Masamune**
That's why I came to this school.
**[15:54] Masamune**
But I was wrong about everything.
**[15:56] Masamune**
What I've been doing this whole time...
Why any of this happened...
**[16:00] Masamune**
I didn't even know anymore.
**[16:02] Masamune**
I didn't know what to do.
**[16:04] Masamune**
I've made you suffer for so long...
**[16:07] Masamune**
But even so... my letter...
**[16:11] Aki**
Letter?
**[16:12] Masamune**
The one in your hand.
**[16:14] Masamune**
You haven't read it yet?
**[16:16] Masamune**
I was hoping you'd read it tomorrow...
**[16:20] Aki**
Tomorrow?
**[16:21] Masamune**
And then we ran into each other...
***SIGN*** Please be my girlfriend
-Makabe Masamune
**[16:37] Masamune**
Will you be my girlfriend?
**[16:49] (Flashback) Masamune**
Aki-chan!
**[16:51] (Flashback) Aki**
Masamune...
**[16:56] (Flashback) Masamune**
This is how I feel about you!
**[16:58] (Flashback) Masamune**
Please accept them!
**[17:01] (Flashback) Aki**
You're sure?
**[17:03] (Flashback) Masamune**
Huh?
**[17:04] (Flashback) Aki**
You want someone like me?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Masamune**
I don't want anyone but you!
**[17:16] Masamune**
You cut your hair.
**[17:18] Aki**
You rejected Yoshino? Are you stupid?
**[17:22] Aki**
Are you serious about dating me?
**[17:26] Masamune**
Is that bad?
**[17:27] Aki**
And wait, you like me?
**[17:30] Masamune**
I mean, I guess you could say that...
**[17:33] Aki**
You "could" say that?
**[17:34] Aki**
Is this some kind of joke?
**[17:36] Masamune**
You're the only person
I could work so hard for.
**[17:42] Masamune**
When it all started, I was fat,
but you were my goal.
**[17:47] Masamune**
Adagaki Aki, the girl who was
a huge brat, but so beautiful...
**[17:52] Masamune**
I'll probably still make tons of mistakes
and screw-ups from now on.
**[17:55] Masamune**
But as long as I'm heading toward
you, I feel like I'll be okay.
**[18:01] Aki**
So this is all for your own sake, huh?
**[18:05] Masamune**
Yeah.
**[18:06] Aki**
You self-centered,
self-obsessed, selfish egoist.
**[18:10] Masamune**
So... what's your answer?
**[18:14] Aki**
No...
**[18:16] Aki**
My answer's not "no."
**[18:18] Masamune**
Yes!
**[18:19] Aki**
But are you sure?
**[18:21] Masamune**
About what?
**[18:22] Aki**
Can you... kiss me and stuff?
**[18:25] Masamune**
Of course I can!
**[18:30] Masamune**
W-Wait! I need to do warm-up stretches first!
**[18:33] Aki**
Oh, come on!
**[18:34] Masamune**
I'm just... really nervous...
**[18:37] Aki**
I get it, but...
**[19:10] Aki**
No!
**[20:45] Students**
Five, four, three, two, one!
***SIGN*** 42nd Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
**[20:50] Kikune**
I'm lighting it!
**[20:56] Mari**
The post-festival party will now begin.
**[20:59] Mari**
Those of you who will be participating
in the dance, come to the center.
**[21:11] Tae**
Once this is over, it's time to start
studying for entrance exams.
**[21:15] Kojuurou**
I don't want to get separated from everyone!
**[21:20] Kanetsugu**
Come on, that's still a long way off.
**[21:22] Kojuurou**
It's not that long at all!
**[21:24] Tae**
That's right.
**[21:26] Tae**
It's not that much longer at all.
**[21:28] Kanetsugu**
What, you, too?
**[21:30] Tae**
I mean, we had that Snow White battle and
everything at last year's cultural festival.
**[21:35] Kojuurou**
The winner got to dance with Adagaki-san
at the post-festival party, right?
**[21:40] Kanetsugu**
W-Well, you know, Makabe and
Aki-chan ended up appearing together,
**[21:45] Kanetsugu**
and everyone kind of forgot about it.
**[21:47] Kanetsugu**
So she didn't dance with anyone, but...
**[21:53] Neko**
Before, I thought that
Masamune-sama liked you.
**[22:00] Yoshino**
It's not like that.
**[22:01] Yoshino**
I'm his "master."
**[22:04] Yoshino**
That's why he didn't break out in hives.
**[22:06] Yoshino**
Because he feels safer
around me than anyone else.
**[22:09] Neko**
I see.
**[22:10] Neko**
So I can assume he saw me
as an attractive woman, then?
**[22:15] Yoshino**
He didn't end up with either of us, though.
**[22:20] Neko**
Futaba-san said before
**[22:22] Neko**
that if you truly fall in love, there's
something that will always remain with you.
**[22:27] Yoshino**
There were a lot of mix-ups along the way,
**[22:30] Yoshino**
but I think this was for the best.
**[22:34] Neko**
Yeah.
**[22:37] Aki**
There was a chance I'd end up dancing
with Gasou Kanetsugu back then.
**[22:43] Masamune**
No way.
**[22:44] Masamune**
I would've stopped it, no matter what.
**[22:46] Aki**
Even though you were out with a fever?
**[22:49] Masamune**
Anything to dance with you.
**[22:53] Masamune**
Now, once more...
**[22:55] Masamune**
My great wish, my great ambition...
**[22:58] Masamune**
Will you do me the honor of a dance?
**[23:04] Aki**
Is this your revenge? Or...
**[23:08] Masamune**
My respect. For the Cruel Princess.
**[23:14] Aki**
I think I could give you the
perfect nickname now.
**[23:19] Aki**
Want to know what it is?
**[23:21] Masamune**
I'll ask later, I think.