Masamune-kun's Revenge

"I've returned to this town for revenge!" Eight years ago, Makabe Masamune, a weak and chubby boy, was harshly rejected by the beautiful Adagaki Aki. Now, he's lost a ton of weight, changed his name, and returned as a handsome teenage boy... all to make the "Brutal Princess" Aki fall in love with him so that he can reject her just as harshly as she did.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot

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[00:26] Masamune
    All right!
[00:27] Chinatsu
    Ew.
[00:28] Chinatsu
    The picture of vanity.
    We have a narcissist here.
[00:31] Masamune
    Chinatsu.
[00:32] Chinatsu
    A morning shampoo and shower,
[00:34] Chinatsu
    and to top it off, posing
    in front of the mirror.
[00:37] Chinatsu
    How vain could you be?
[00:40] Masamune
    I'm not vain! I'm just setting
    an example for myself!
[00:42] Masamune
    How can you eat junk food
    so early in the morning?
[00:45] Chinatsu
    Want some?
[00:45] Masamune
    Never!
[00:46] Chinatsu
    Okay.
[00:49] Masamune
    Jeez... I told you not to come
    into my room without permission.
[00:52] Chinatsu
    So cold! How could you forget our sibling bond
[00:55] Chinatsu
    just because we were living apart?
[01:00] Masamune
    I made a decision
[01:01] Masamune
    that I would never return to the days
    when I was so naïve and powerless.
[01:08] Kinue
    Good morning, Maa-kun, Chinatsu-chan.
[01:11] Kinue
    Breakfast is ready.
SIGN    Milk
[01:15] Kinue
    You loved donuts when you were
    little, didn't you, Maa-kun?
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[01:19] Kinue
    They're loaded with sugar!
[01:20] Kinue
    The fried chicken's fresh out of the fryer, too.
[01:23] Kinue
    Can't you hear them sizzling?
[01:25] Masamune
    Er, no thanks...
[01:28] Kinue
    Chinatsu!
[01:29] Kinue
    Maa-kun just said he hates his mommy!
[01:32] Kinue
    And when we're finally able
    to live together again!
[01:35] Chinatsu
    Yeah, yeah. Seems like Onii-chan
    got rid of a lot of baggage.
[01:39] Masamune
    I'm heading out.
[01:41] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[01:46] Masamune
    Like I could eat something that high
    in calories so early in the morning.
[01:57] Masamune
    "Everything depends on
    whether you're hot or not."
[02:00] Masamune
    This is my motto.
[02:02] Masamune
    If you're not a hot guy, you're not human.
[02:05] Masamune
    Even a normal guy attains
    birth in the Pure Land,
[02:07] Masamune
    so it goes without saying that a hot guy will.
[02:18] Girl
    Hey, what are you gawking at?
[02:26] Girl
    Let me see your cell phone!
[02:28] Guy
    You've got the wrong idea!
    I was just sending a text!
[02:31] Girl
    You're lying. No one holds a
    phone that way to type a text!
[02:34] Guy
    Seriously, it's not what you think!
[02:36] Girl
    Then hurry up and let me see your phone!
[02:36] Masamune
    My sin should be much
    worse than that poor fool
[02:38] Girl
    Yeah!
[02:39] Masamune
    who took out his cell phone
    without thinking.
[02:42] Girl
    Wait, are you Makabe Masamune-kun?
[02:45] Masamune
    Y-Yes...
[02:47] Girl
    I knew it!
[02:48] Girl
    Who's that?
[02:48] Girl
    Makabe-kun. He transferred here last week.
[02:50] Girl
    Oh, are you interested in tennis?
[02:53] Girl
    Would you like to practice with us?
[02:55] Masamune
    Er, no...
[02:57] Girl
    Did you really get a perfect
    score on the transfer exam?
[02:59] Girl
    Wow!
[03:00] Girl
    I saw you playing soccer! You looked so cool!
[03:03] Masamune
    Oh, man... Could this be...
[03:09] Masamune
    You're too kind. I was
    actually admiring how hard
[03:12] Masamune
    all of you were practicing.
[03:15] Masamune
    Well, keep up the good work.
[03:21] Girl
    So cool!
[03:22] Girl
    I'm in love!
[03:22] Masamune
    "Everything depends on whether
    you're hot or not"... I guess it's true.
[03:26] Masamune
    My plan may work after all!
[03:35] Girl
    Shigeo-senpai is going to confess his love?
[03:37] Girl
    To the Cruel Princess?
[03:39] Guy
    I bet she'll finally break this time.
[03:40] Guy
    I know she's the Cruel Princess and all,
    but Shigeo-senpai is a super hot guy.
[03:46] Guys
    She's here!
[03:49] Shigeo
    You came, my bashful little Rapunzel!
[03:53] Shigeo
    There's no need to be shy.
    I'm used to people staring at me.
[03:56] Shigeo
    That's why I want your answer,
    right here, right now.
[04:00] Aki
    Well, that's good, then.
[04:03] Aki
    Yamada Shigeo-senpai from class 3-C,
[04:05] Masamune
    What's going on?
[04:07] Aki
    thank you very much for asking me out.
[04:11] Masamune
    A public confession of love?
[04:12] Aki
    Because of this, I had one of my servants
[04:15] Aki
    run a background check on you.
[04:18] Shigeo
    Huh?
[04:19] Aki
    As a result, I see that...
[04:22] Aki
    you recently went to the bookstore by
    the station to buy the new volume of
[04:25] Aki
    "Oh, Jeez! I'm Ryuubi Gentoku in a
    Genderswapped 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'"
[04:29] Aki
    and then hid it in a college workbook.
[04:31] Guys
    "Genderswapped"?
[04:34] Aki
    Also, I don't think unnaturally staring at
[04:36] Aki
    an underclassman's upper arm flab
    is a very favorable hobby.
[04:40] Aki
    I also wonder about your internet-serialized
    empowerment-fantasy novel
[04:43] Aki
    whose protagonist shares your name, "Shigeo."
[04:47] Shigeo
    W-Wait...
[04:48] Shigeo
    I can explain...
[04:51] Shigeo
    You've got it all wrong!
[04:53] Aki
    And you always have
[04:55] Aki
    a single hair growing from
    the mole on your chest.
[04:59] Aki
    From the bottom of my heart,
    I grant you this name.
SIGN    Moleo
[05:10] ---
    Moleo...
[05:15] Girl
    And I really liked Yamada-kun, too.
[05:18] Girl
    But if he's "Moleo"...
[05:19] Guy
    That's the Cruel Princess for you.
[05:21] Guy
    She's merciless.
[05:27] Masamune
    The city is scary... The city is scary...
[05:34] Masamune
    No... I can't lose my nerve
    over something like this.
[05:37] Masamune
    My battle's just begu—
SIGN    #1 "The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot"
[07:22] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'll never fall in love with you.
[07:25] Masamune
    No...
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You're just...
[07:27] Masamune
    No!
[07:32] Masamune
    C-Crap! I totally let my guard down!
[07:35] Tae
    Hey, Makabe! You're slacking off!
[07:38] Masamune
    Right! I'm sorry!
[07:40] Masamune
    Er, huh?
[07:42] Tae
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
    You were sound asleep.
[07:45] Masamune
    Oh, it's you, Class Rep Futaba.
[07:48] Tae
    But that just means you're
    finally adjusting to this school.
[07:51] Tae
    As the class rep, I feel relieved.
[07:55] Masamune
    Hot guys can get away with sleeping
    in class, and even drooling?
[07:58] Kojuurou
    Oh, Makabe-kun's awake.
[08:01] Masamune
    Sh-Shuri-kun.
[08:03] Kojuurou
    You can just call me Kojuurou.
[08:05] Kojuurou
    You haven't had lunch yet, right?
[08:07] Kojuurou
    If you go now, the school store
    will just be sold out, so...
[08:10] Masamune
    O-Oh, thanks. You're a lifesaver.
[08:14] Masamune
    This bread has a full meal's
    worth of calories...
SIGN    A Man's Yakisoba Bread
SIGN    Spicy!!
[08:17] Masamune
    Not to mention it's mostly carbs!
[08:19] Masamune
    I'll have to do an extra hundred
    crunches when I get home.
[08:22] Kojuurou
    You're amazing, Makabe-kun. You get good
    grades, but don't act stuck up at all.
[08:26] Kojuurou
    You're good at sports, too.
[08:28] Kojuurou
    And you're good-looking!
[08:30] Masamune
    Oh, stop.
[08:32] Masamune
    And I hear you're quite popular
    with a certain crowd
[08:34] Masamune
    that calls you "Kojuurou-kyun,
    the designated bottom."
[08:37] Kojuurou
    There is one other person who's as
[08:40] Kojuurou
    highly accomplished as you, but...
[08:42] Tae
    Oh, you mean that one?
[08:43] Masamune
    "That one"?
[08:44] Kojuurou
    Yeah, the one who...
[08:48] Aki
    Is Tanabe Akio here?
[08:57] Masamune
    That's the girl from this morning...
[09:01] Aki
    You'll do just fine. Answer me.
[09:04] Aki
    Is Tanabe Akio here or not?
[09:08] Masamune
    Um, uh...
[09:12] Tanabe
    Th-That's me.
[09:20] Aki
    "I fell for how dignified you look in PE class."
[09:23] Aki
    Simply put, you like how
    my legs look in shorts.
[09:30] Aki
    From now on, I'll call you "Pudding Prince."
[09:42] Aki
    Let's go, Yoshino.
[09:46] Masamune
    Wh-What's with her?
[09:50] Kojuurou
    She has the best grades in our
    year and is really beautiful,
[09:53] Kojuurou
    but her personality is nothing
    like yours, Makabe-kun.
[09:55] Tae
    On top of that, she really hates guys
[09:58] Tae
    and gives anyone who asks her out
[09:59] Guy
    Yikes... You okay?
[10:00] Tae
    cruel nicknames and drives them off.
[10:01] Guy
    Hang in there.
[10:03] Kojuurou
    That's why they call her the "Cruel Princess."
[10:06] Kojuurou
    Her name is Adagaki Aki-san.
[10:08] Kojuurou
    She's the daughter of the
    head of the Adagaki Group.
[10:11] Masamune
    Adagaki...?
[10:15] Tae
    Makabe-kun?
[10:16] Kojuurou
    What's the matter?
[10:20] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[10:22] Masamune
    That's her?
[10:35] Masamune
    Who would've thought
[10:37] Masamune
    I'd run into her again so soon?
[10:41] Kaneko
    Aki-sama, would you like another cup of tea?
[10:44] Aki
    Thank you. I would.
[10:47] Mizuno
    These are chocolates I ordered
    from a chocolatier in Brussels.
[10:50] Mizuno
    Please, try one.
[10:52] Aki
    How lovely. But I'm going to pass for now.
[10:56] Masamune
    It looks like what Kojuurou
    told me was correct,
[10:59] Masamune
    but she seems to have a lot
    of girls as her lackeys.
[11:01] Aki
    Oh, Sonoka. Your ribbon's coming loose.
[11:06] Kaneko
    Aki-sama...
[11:09] Masamune
    I thought she'd be feared by girls, too,
[11:12] Masamune
    but I guess that's not the case.
[11:13] Kojuurou
    Apparently some girls think she's
    cool because she's so blunt.
[11:16] Masamune
    Is that how it works?
[11:18] Kojuurou
    But the one who's always with her is
[11:21] Kojuurou
    Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[11:24] Masamune
    Anything else?
[11:25] Kojuurou
    Anything else?
[11:26] Masamune
    Yeah, like her type, her likes
    and dislikes, or her tendencies.
[11:29] Kojuurou
    I'm not sure. I can't say
    I've heard much about that.
[11:32] Kojuurou
    I think the only thing I've heard is
    that she likes to eat lunch alone.
[11:36] Aki
    If you'll excuse me.
[11:39] Kaneko
    Farewell, Aki-sama.
[11:41] Mizuno
    Farewell.
[11:42] Kiba
    Bye-bye, Aki-sama.
[11:48] Masamune
    Huh...
[11:50] Masamune
    So she's usually in a harem situation
    with all these girls waiting on her,
[11:54] Masamune
    but that's not the case when she's eating.
[11:57] Masamune
    I'm going to have to look into this.
[11:59] Kojuurou
    I wouldn't do that, Makabe-kun.
[12:02] Kojuurou
    She'll probably do something awful to you.
[12:04] Masamune
    I won't have to worry about
    that! I don't think.
[12:07] Kojuurou
    You think so?
[12:08] Masamune
    Oh, crap.
[12:11] Kojuurou
    I wonder what's up with Makabe-kun.
[12:18] Masamune
    I messed up.
[12:20] Masamune
    Where did
[12:21] Masamune
    she go?
[12:25] Masamune
    Now that I actually want to find her,
    I realize this school is huge.
[12:29] Masamune
    That's...
[12:33] Masamune
    There's no doubt about it.
    That's one of Adagaki Aki's lackeys.
[12:36] Masamune
    I definitely remember that unfortunate aura.
[12:52] Masamune
    Something seems fishy...
[13:03] Masamune
    What could she be doing there?
[13:06] Yoshino
    I bought them.
[13:08] Aki
    What took you so long, Yoshino?
    I got tired of waiting.
[13:11] Yoshino
    Sorry, but there were only
    two cutlet sandwiches.
[13:15] Aki
    Then you could have just
    bought something else.
[13:18] Aki
    Have you no sense?
[13:20] Masamune
    Bingo! I've found you, Adagaki Aki!
[13:24] Masamune
    What's that metal case?
[13:34] Masamune
    A spider!
[13:46] Masamune
    Heya.
[13:51] Masamune
    Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
[13:54] Masamune
    I just happened to see her walk in here.
[13:57] Aki
    Are you saying that you
    didn't think I'd be in here?
[14:00] Masamune
    Right.
[14:02] Masamune
    Who the hell would expect to
    find the great Adagaki Aki
[14:06] Masamune
    eating alone in the gym storage room?
[14:09] Masamune
    And the idea that she loves
    high-calorie meals that are
[14:11] Masamune
    ideal for people who do physical labor...
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[14:14] Aki
    You're in the way, so would you mind leaving?
[14:17] Masamune
    Don't worry about it.
[14:19] Masamune
    I'm sure there are some athletic girls who
[14:21] Masamune
    eat slightly bigger lunches like that.
[14:24] Masamune
    Heck, my little sister...
[14:27] Yoshino
    Would you like your bread now?
[14:29] Aki
    Later is fine.
[14:38] Aki
    I-I can't help it!
[14:40] Aki
    If I just eat like everyone else,
    I get hungry again right away.
[14:43] Aki
    I'm prone to hypoglycemia, so I always
    have to make sure I get enough sugar.
[14:47] Aki
    I thought I seriously might have
    a parasite, so I had tests done,
[14:50] Aki
    but they didn't find anything.
[14:51] Aki
    Anyway, I have to do everything I can to
    make sure my stomach doesn't rumble.
[14:55] Aki
    You don't hear a normal girl's
    stomach rumbling, ever!
[14:58] Aki
    Or what? Do you want my stomach
    making noises as loud as Big Ben?
[15:02] Aki
    Is that what you're into?!
[15:06] Masamune
    O-Oh, yeah... I just remembered
    somewhere I have to be.
[15:14] Aki
    What's your name?
[15:17] Masamune
    Makabe.
[15:21] Aki
    Tell anyone about this, and you'll regret it.
[15:24] Masamune
    But I've just been dealt a trump card!
[15:35] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, I hear you're
    friendly with Adagaki-san now.
[15:38] Masamune
    Where did that come from?
[15:40] Kojuurou
    That's the rumor in our class. Whoa, whoa...
[15:44] Kojuurou
    Everyone thinks the Cruel Princess
    might finally fall this time.
[15:49] Masamune
    Oh, man...
[15:51] Masamune
    It's not like that at all.
[15:58] Masamune
    In reality, she's only been
    mean to me ever since.
[16:02] Masamune
    Are they that delusional?
[16:04] Masamune
    Girls are scary when it comes to love.
[16:08] Masamune
    Someone that pretty is able
    to eat that super hefty meal.
[16:12] Masamune
    No one would believe that... right?
SIGN    Back to Your Dog House
[16:18] Masamune
    What am I, a dog?!
[16:20] Masamune
    Ow!
[16:23] Kojuurou
    A-Are you okay?
[16:26] Tae
    What's wrong?
[16:27] Girl
    Are you okay? Do you need
    to go to the nurse's office?
[16:29] Masamune
    No, I'm fine.
[16:33] Tanabe
    Don't get full of yourself.
[16:42] Girl
    Makabe-kun, are you okay?
[16:44] Girl
    Are you hurt?
[16:46] Masamune
    I guess it's not only girls who are
    like that when it comes to love.
[16:50] Masamune
    That's really annoying, but I
    can use that to my advantage.
SIGN    Hours of Operation Open Year-Round
[16:55] Mizuno
    Farewell, Aki-sama.
[16:57] Aki
    See you tomorrow.
[16:57] Kiba
    Bye-bye!
[16:58] Kaneko
    Farewell!
[17:06] Aki
    Yoshino.
[17:08] Aki
    Yoshino, wake up!
[17:12] Aki
    I'm so hungry that I might faint.
[17:14] Aki
    Go buy me something to eat.
[17:16] Yoshino
    Right now?
[17:18] Aki
    Yes. Hurry.
[17:19] Yoshino
    What would you like?
    Something with rice, or bread?
[17:22] Aki
    I told you, I'm about to faint.
[17:24] Aki
    It doesn't matter what it is.
    Just hurry up and go buy it.
[17:27] Yoshino
    Right.
[17:44] Aki
    I ate a proper lunch.
[17:47] Aki
    It seems my body's calorie
    consumption is getting worse...
[17:51] Aki
    How far did Yoshino go, anyway?
[17:55] Tanabe
    You're in quite a hurry.
    Do you have a date with Makabe?
[18:01] Aki
    You're the Pudding Pr—
[18:02] Tanabe
    Shut up!
[18:04] Aki
    Oh, but it's such a fitting nickname.
[18:07] Aki
    You don't like—
[18:09] Tanabe
    You ripped up my letter,
    but Makabe's just fine?
[18:12] Tanabe
    Must be nice to be a hot guy.
[18:14] Aki
    Looks don't matter. Let go of me.
[18:17] Tanabe
    You think you're such a princess,
    looking down on everyone else!
[18:24] Aki
    Don't!
[18:35] Masamune
    I always thought something like
    this might happen eventually.
[18:39] Masamune
    Because you're so scary, Adagaki-san.
[18:51] Masamune
    Are you hurt?
[18:53] Aki
    Th-That's what I should be asking you.
[18:55] Masamune
    This is nothing, as long as you're safe.
[19:02] Masamune
    O—
[19:05] Masamune
    Ow!
[19:07] Masamune
    Ow, ow! That seriously hurt, damn it!
[19:09] Masamune
    It so hurts! It frickin' hurts!
    I want to cry! I want to scream!
[19:12] Masamune
    Actually, can I just pass out?
[19:17] Masamune
    But now...
[19:18] Masamune
    I bet she can't be nasty to me anymore.
[19:22] Masamune
    Not only do I know Adagaki Aki's secret,
[19:25] Masamune
    but now I've saved her.
[19:27] Masamune
    Her pride won't let her get away with that.
[19:32] Masamune
    Don't make that face.
[19:34] Masamune
    Girls are much cuter when they're smiling.
[19:48] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-My daddy's super rich!
[19:52] Masamune
    Let me make a confession. I was a fatty.
[19:54] Masamune
    On top of that, I was a snobby
    rich kid and a target of bullies.
[19:59] (Flashback) Aki
    What are you all doing in front of my house?
[20:02] Masamune
    Back then, Adagaki Aki looked like
[20:05] Masamune
    a savior to me.
[20:07] Masamune
    Until that fateful moment...
[20:11] (Flashback) Aki
    I won't fall for you.
[20:14] (Flashback) Aki
    You're just a Pig's Foot!
[20:19] Masamune
    This is revenge, Adagaki Aki.
[20:23] Masamune
    I hate you and despise you
    so much that I can't bear it.
[20:27] Masamune
    That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes
[20:31] Masamune
    to make you fall in love with me now.
[20:37] Masamune
    And when she really does, it'll all be over.
[20:40] Masamune
    I'll tell her who I am, then dump her
    in the most awesome way possible.
[20:45] Masamune
    I call it the "Dead or Love Plan."
[20:54] Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun seems to be in a good mood.
[20:57] Chinatsu
    Gross.
[21:01] Girl
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:03] Masamune
    Morning.
[21:04] Tae
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:05] Masamune
    Good morning, Futaba-san.
[21:07] Tae
    What happened to your hand?
[21:09] Masamune
    Oh, I was just a bit clumsy.
[21:11] Tae
    I didn't know you could be clumsy,
    Makabe-kun. How surprising.
[21:14] Masamune
    That sexy contrast between hot
    and clumsy! Score one for me!
[21:27] Masamune
    Good morning, Tanabe-kun.
[21:29] Tanabe
    G-Good morning...
[21:32] Tanabe
    Sorry about yesterday.
[21:33] Masamune
    Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
[21:37] Tae
    Huh? What? What happened?
[21:40] Masamune
    It's a secret.
[21:46] Kojuurou
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:47] Masamune
    Morning.
[21:56] Kojuurou
    Wow, a love letter? Nice.
[21:58] Masamune
    Oh, I'm not sure about that...
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[22:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[22:05] Masamune
    Could it be...
[22:06] Masamune
    I've already been found out?

Season 1

E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile

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SIGN    #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile"
[01:32] Masamune
    Who was it?
[01:34] Girls
    Huh?
[01:34] Masamune
    Who sent me this letter?
[01:36] Girls
    Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's!
[01:39] Girl
    No way! Mine, too!
[01:41] Masamune
    Could it be Adagaki Aki?
[01:43] Masamune
    No... She wouldn't do anything
    underhanded like send a letter.
[01:47] Masamune
    If she were going to expose me,
[01:49] Masamune
    she'd wait for the perfect moment
    when it'd be the most effective.
SIGN    Moleo
[01:52] Masamune
    Then who knows about my past?
[01:56] Kojuurou
    What? What's up?
[01:57] Masamune
    Er, um...
[01:59] Masamune
    Could it actually be him?
[02:02] Tae
    What's wrong, Makabe-kun?
    You've got a scary look on your face.
[02:06] Masamune
    O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep.
[02:10] Guy
    Isn't that pig's foot unreal?
[02:14] Kojuurou
    Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[02:16] Guy
    This guy actually has a
    pig's foot in his lunch today.
[02:19] Guy2
    Like, the whole thing? Why?
[02:21] Guy3
    My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it.
[02:23] Masamune
    O-Oh... That's what they're talking about.
[02:27] Masamune
    I don't ever want to relive that
    dark time in my past again.
[02:31] (Flashback) Kid1
    Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kid2
    Say, "I'm going to take over
    my dad's company, oink!"
[02:37] Girl
    What's wrong?
[02:39] Girl2
    Are you not feeling well?
[02:41] Masamune
    Even if these girls are nice
    to a hottie like me now...
SIGN    High School Newspaper
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B!
[02:46] Girl
    Huh?
[02:47] Girl
    No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like?
[02:49] Teacher
    I can't say I appreciate this deception.
[02:52] Guy
    Makabe, go buy me a drink.
[02:54] Guy2
    You're used to that, right?
[02:55] Guy3
    Of course you'd get found out,
    even if you try to cover it up.
[02:58] Guy 4
    You've got some nerve for
    a guy on the lowest rung.
[03:01] Kojuurou
    I'm so disappointed.
[03:05] Masamune
    No! Stop!
[03:11] Sensei
    What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up
    and read from the third paragraph.
[03:21] Masamune
    I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit.
[03:25] Sensei
    You're really that moved
    by the The Tale of Heike?
[03:25] Girl
    Makabe-kun is so sensitive.
[03:29] Masamune
    No, I need to find the one...
[03:31] Masamune
    Unknown X, the one who sent
    me the "Pig's Foot" letter...
[03:38] Masamune
    If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am,
[03:42] Masamune
    my revenge and everything else is done for.
[03:44] Masamune
    Even after I got adopted by Grandpa
    and changed my last name...
[03:48] Masamune
    Those nightmarish eight years
    drenched in sweat and tears
[03:52] Masamune
    will all be wasted effort.
[03:55] Masamune
    Who is Unknown X?
[03:59] Masamune
    What am I supposed to do?
[04:01] Masamune
    I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts...
[04:09] Masamune
    Wh-What the?!
[04:11] Guy
    I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog!
[04:13] Gy
    A BL sandwich and—
[04:14] Masamune
    So this is the lunchtime school
    shop race that I've heard about.
[04:32] Masamune
    Huh? Could that be...
[04:41] Masamune
    That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino.
[04:45] Masamune
    U-Um...
[04:48] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[04:50] Yoshino
    So Heaven, it turns out,
[04:52] Yoshino
    is just like school.
[04:55] Masamune
    Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive.
[04:58] Yoshino
    Now that I'm dead, I can
    finally speak ill of it.
[05:01] Yoshino
    Fate continues to blow its icy
    cold breath at me without end.
[05:07] Yoshino
    Period.
[05:07] Masamune
    What the hell is going on here?
[05:10] Masamune
    Hey... Koiwai-san?
[05:12] Yoshino
    But... I can't buy them now.
[05:15] Yoshino
    I can't go back.
SIGN    Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4
[05:21] Masamune
    Huh? You want me to go buy them?
[05:25] Yoshino
    Yeah...
[05:26] Masamune
    Why me?!
SIGN    Tanisaki Bread
[05:29] Lady
    Thanks.
[05:31] Lady
    All right, next.
[05:32] Masamune
    F-Five explosive croquette buns
    and four cutlet sandwiches.
[05:36] Lady
    Sure thing. Thanks.
[05:40] Masamune
    Holy crap, they're so heavy!
SIGN    Croquette
SIGN    Explosive
[05:46] Yoshino
    This must be a dream.
    Like the final illusion that
[05:49] Yoshino
    the Little Match Girl saw...
[05:51] Masamune
    I bought the damn things for you!
[05:53] Yoshino
    One... two... three...
[05:57] Yoshino
    four... five.
[06:00] Yoshino
    You were an umbrella-hat priest statue?
[06:02] Masamune
    Wha...
[06:09] Masamune
    Those buns... The one who wants
    them is Adagaki-san, not you, right?
[06:15] Masamune
    Do you mind if I come with you?
[06:18] Masamune
    I might be able to find out
    whether she's Unknown X or not.
[06:23] Yoshino
    Sneak, sneak, sneak...
[06:26] Masamune
    Hold on a sec.
[06:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
[06:29] Yoshino
    Forgive me. Forgive me.
[06:32] Masamune
    After you had that much fun,
[06:33] Masamune
    it's only natural that you
    pay me back with your body.
[06:37] Yoshino
    I'm sowwy...
[06:43] Masamune
    Sorry, I was just kidding.
[06:46] Masamune
    I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
[06:50] Masamune
    Really, I promise.
[06:51] Masamune
    I'll properly explain everything
    to her. Don't worry.
[06:56] Yoshino
    Really?
[07:02] Masamune
    You're just like
[07:04] Masamune
    Cinderella getting bullied
    by her wicked stepmother.
[07:09] Masamune
    I can totally relate, being a
    former "Pig's Foot" myself.
[07:13] Aki
    You're late!
SIGN    Evil Stepmother
SIGN    The Top Princess of the School
[07:18] Aki
    Do you want me to pass out from hunger?
[07:21] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:22] Aki
    A preschooler on their first shopping
    run would be faster than you.
[07:26] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:28] Aki
    Yoshino, you idiot.
[07:29] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:38] Masamune
    And how is she a princess?
[07:44] Masamune
    Well, this isn't something a hater
    like me wants to really see, either.
[07:52] Masamune
    You okay?
[07:54] Aki
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[07:57] Aki
    Yoshino?
[07:59] Aki
    She ran away, didn't she?
[08:00] Masamune
    She went to buy some tea
[08:02] Masamune
    for you.
[08:07] Aki
    What are you doing here?
[08:09] Masamune
    Just dropping by to say hi
    and see how you're doing.
[08:14] Masamune
    She ate all that even before
    the bread? Unbelievable.
[08:18] Aki
    A-And how are you doing? You know...
[08:22] Masamune
    Oh, my cut hand?
[08:24] Masamune
    Well, it just stings when I take a bath,
[08:26] Masamune
    and it's a bit hard to get dressed.
[08:29] Masamune
    Actually, it still hurts like hell.
[08:31] Aki
    I had no intention of getting you involved.
[08:34] Masamune
    That's right. Let it hurt
    your pride even more.
[08:38] Masamune
    It's all part of my plan to gain
    a mental advantage over you.
[08:42] Aki
    Hmph.
[08:43] Masamune
    Given that things are going
    as I'd planned so far,
[08:45] Masamune
    the "Unknown X" who sent
    me the Pig's Foot letter
[08:48] Masamune
    isn't Adagaki Aki.
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[08:50] Masamune
    Then who...
[08:53] Masamune
    So infuriating.
[08:55] Aki
    W-Well, excuse me! Sorry!
[08:59] Masamune
    Oh, no, no! I wasn't—
[09:00] Yoshino
    I'm back!
[09:10] Aki
    You idiot! Don't look!
[09:11] Aki
    Close your eyes!
[09:13] Masamune
    My eyes! My eyes!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
[09:27] Masamune
    Huh, what? For me, too?
[09:31] Masamune
    Th-Thank you, Cinderella.
[09:34] Aki
    Yoshino is very humble toward everyone.
[09:37] Aki
    She's always bowing her head and
    fidgeting. It's a horrible habit.
[09:41] Aki
    You should stop being so nice to everyone.
[09:45] Aki
    What's with that look?
[09:46] Masamune
    Nothing.
[09:47] Aki
    It's fine when she's nice to me.
[09:49] Aki
    It's expected for Yoshino to work for me.
[09:52] Masamune
    No, it's just that you have
    cutlet sauce on your nose.
[09:58] Masamune
    And I can't be nice to everyone, either.
[10:02] Aki
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:05] Masamune
    Indeed, what could it possibly mean?
[10:08] Masamune
    Maybe I want you to rely on me
[10:11] Masamune
    more than you rely on Koiwai-san.
[10:24] Aki
    Wh-What's his deal?!
[10:27] Masamune
    All right! I nailed it!
[10:29] Masamune
    Aki-sama's probably bright red right now!
[10:32] Masamune
    Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy
    who saved her and even shed blood for her
[10:37] Masamune
    if he said something like that.
[10:39] Guy
    You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you.
[10:42] Girl
    I didn't think you'd actually
    come to save me.
[10:46] Guy
    Don't ever doubt me again.
[10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross!
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
[10:52] Masamune
    I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga!
[10:55] Masamune
    I can do this!
[10:56] Masamune
    Now if she falls for me even more...
[10:59] Masamune
    The "Dead or Love" Plan will
    move another step forward!
[11:06] Aki
    Idiot.
[11:15] Masamune
    Next, I need to get her email address.
[11:17] Masamune
    I've never asked a girl
    for her email address,
[11:20] Masamune
    but at this rate, it won't be a problem!
[11:32] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[11:40] Yoshino
    Are you trying to get back
    at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot?
[11:50] Masamune
    Why do you know my old nickname?!
[11:55] Masamune
    A little girl like her wasn't among
    the kids that bullied me in the past.
[12:00] Masamune
    Even around Aki...
[12:02] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:03] Masamune
    Wait a sec.
[12:08] Masamune
    She's there!
[12:09] Masamune
    You used to be at Adagaki's mansion!
[12:16] Masamune
    Ow...
[12:18] Yoshino
    My family has served the Adagakis
[12:21] Yoshino
    for generations.
[12:24] Yoshino
    We've been nothing but
    attendants for 300 years.
[12:27] Masamune
    She's totally one of
    Adagaki Aki's lackeys!
[12:31] Masamune
    To Cinderella, Aki wasn't
    an evil stepmother,
[12:34] Masamune
    but a master to serve!
[12:38] Masamune
    It's all over.
[12:40] Masamune
    I was completely fooled by her
    Cinderella-like nature.
[12:45] Masamune
    My revenge comes to an end here...
[12:49] Masamune
    If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh.
[12:52] Masamune
    I still have no regrets about
    trying to give that woman
[12:55] Masamune
    a taste of her own medicine.
[12:58] Yoshino
    That's fine. Why don't you do it?
[13:04] Yoshino
    I'll even help you out.
[13:13] Mizuno
    What do you think about having a
    tea party after school, Aki-sama?
[13:17] Mizuno
    My father bought some macarons from Paris.
[13:20] Aki
    Sadly, I have school beautification
    committee duties today.
[13:23] Kiba
    You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so
    passionate about your committee duties.
[13:27] Kaneko
    Too amazing!
[13:30] Masamune
    What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to?
[13:33] Masamune
    There's no way I can trust her.
[13:36] Masamune
    This might be another trap.
    I have to do this on my own!
[13:40] Masamune
    Yeah!
[13:41] Masamune
    This revenge plan is for me!
    I won't change anything!
[13:44] Masamune
    I need to become email buddies
    with her first, as planned.
[13:49] Tae
    Masamune-kun!
[13:51] Tae
    You can't get back to class that way.
[13:53] Masamune
    Futaba-san.
[13:55] Tae
    Are you still not used to this school?
[13:57] Tae
    Want me to make you a map?
[14:00] Masamune
    Nah, I'd feel bad.
[14:02] Tae
    Thanks!
[14:03] Tae
    And checking up on transfer students
    is part of the class rep's job.
[14:07] Tae
    I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun.
[14:10] Tae
    Now, come on. This way.
[14:14] Tae
    So we've been talking about
    having a barbecue as a class.
[14:19] Tae
    It'll be a lot of fun.
[14:21] Masamune
    I'll try it out here first.
[14:25] Masamune
    So, Futaba-san...
[14:28] Masamune
    Why don't we exchange email—
[14:30] [SONG] Sign
    Edit
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Add
SIGN    Profiles
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
[14:31] Masamune
    Email... email...
SIGN    0 Contacts
[14:33] Masamune
    Huh? Huh?
[14:36] Masamune
    Asking a girl for her email
    address is super hard!
[14:40] Tae
    What's the matter, Masamune-kun?
[14:42] Masamune
    Sorry! I have to get back to class!
[14:45] Tae
    What? Let's go together!
[14:48] Masamune
    H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is
    a common sense quiz!
[14:51] Masamune
    When you exchange email addresses,
[14:52] Masamune
    the number of contacts you have
    will be shared, as well.
[14:54] Masamune
    True or false?
[14:57] Kojuurou
    I think it's false.
[14:59] Masamune
    Really? You're certain, right?
[15:01] Masamune
    Lying is the first step to becoming a thief!
[15:03] Kojuurou
    Why are you so worried about that?
[15:06] Masamune
    Because I've never done it, duh!
[15:08] Masamune
    Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing!
[15:10] Masamune
    Well, that's good, though.
[15:12] Masamune
    Exchanging email addresses doesn't
    mean she'll find out I'm all alone.
[15:15] Masamune
    Isn't there some kind of situation
    where it wouldn't be awkward
[15:18] Masamune
    for me to ask for her email address?
[15:21] Tae
    Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden.
[15:24] Guy
    Well, you're the class rep, right?
[15:26] Guy
    We can't just give class B special treatment.
[15:29] Tae
    I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work.
[15:34] Girl
    What's wrong, Futaba-san?
[15:35] Tae
    The school beautification
    committee lost a member,
[15:38] Tae
    so they're looking for someone
    to fill in until summer.
[15:45] Masamune
    Want me to do it?
[15:48] Masamune
    I haven't joined any committees yet.
[15:51] Tae
    Really? Are you sure?
[15:53] Masamune
    Yeah, if it's for you.
[15:58] Masamune
    This is my chance!
[16:03] Girl
    Makabe-kun, you really came!
[16:06] Girl
    I'm so happy! Thank goodness
    I'm in this committee!
[16:08] Masamune
    Oh, please...
[16:12] Masamune
    Oh, come on! Don't ignore me!
[16:14] Guy
    Please begin working.
[16:19] Masamune
    What am I doing?
[16:21] Masamune
    "Oh, what a coincidence!
    Is this the red string of fate?"
[16:24] Masamune
    That didn't have to happen,
[16:26] Masamune
    but you could have reacted
    at least a little bit!
[16:31] Masamune
    I freak out over exchanging email addresses,
[16:33] Masamune
    I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm
    deathly scared of spiders.
[16:36] Masamune
    If people could see into me,
    they'd see how worthless I am.
[16:42] Masamune
    No one would want to go out with me.
[16:44] Masamune
    Thinking I could make that woman
    fall for me like this was crazy.
[16:48] Tae
    Sorry, Masamune-kun.
[16:50] Tae
    I pushed something really
    troublesome onto you.
[16:55] Masamune
    No...
[16:56] Masamune
    No, no!
[16:57] Masamune
    You don't need to feel
    responsible for this at all.
[17:00] Tae
    It's okay. I know it myself.
[17:03] Tae
    I'm always meddling.
[17:06] Tae
    I'm nothing like you, someone who
    helps without saying a word.
[17:11] Masamune
    Wait... Wait, wait!
[17:13] Masamune
    Am I actually in that golden situation
[17:16] Masamune
    where I'm all alone with a girl?
[17:18] Masamune
    And she went out of her way to find me?
[17:23] Masamune
    Class Rep...
[17:24] Tae
    Say...
[17:26] Tae
    The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too,
[17:29] Tae
    but would you like to
    go to a movie sometime?
[17:32] Tae
    Like, just the two of us?
[17:34] Masamune
    Movie? By movie, do you mean...
[17:37] Masamune
    Sitting next to each other, with our
    hands touching on the arm rest...
[17:40] Masamune
    Watching a gory movie, with her
    screaming and grabbing on to me...
[17:43] Masamune
    Going out for drinks later
    and talking about the movie,
[17:46] Masamune
    leading to talking about a relationship?
[17:47] Masamune
    Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date?
[17:52] Masamune
    No! I almost forgot my main objective!
[17:55] Masamune
    U-Um... Right now, I'm...
[17:59] Tae
    R-Right. Of course you're busy.
[18:06] Tae
    Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that!
[18:09] Masamune
    No, not at all....
[18:13] Tae
    Do your best, Masamune-kun.
[18:23] Masamune
    Wait... Does this mean I'm popular?
[18:26] Masamune
    This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular!
[18:29] Masamune
    Thank you, Futaba-san!
[18:30] Masamune
    You just gave me an insane
    amount of confidence!
[18:34] Masamune
    What?!
[18:37] Aki
    I came to get a new bucket.
[18:40] Masamune
    Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san.
[18:43] Masamune
    My expressions... I still can't
    control my expressions!
[18:47] Aki
    That girl isn't on the school
    beautification committee, is she?
[18:50] Masamune
    That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me.
[18:53] Masamune
    Huh? Did you hear us, by chance?
[18:56] Aki
    It must be nice, being so popular.
[18:59] Masamune
    Oh, my. What's this?
[19:01] Masamune
    Did I just hear a bit of
    prickliness in your voice?
[19:04] Masamune
    Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute?
[19:08] Masamune
    It doesn't matter if some girl I
    have no feelings for asks me out.
[19:10] Aki
    Really? Then who would
    you like to ask you out?
[19:13] Masamune
    Adagaki-san.
[19:18] Masamune
    All right, what's it going to be?
[19:20] Masamune
    The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun
[19:23] Masamune
    basically just asked you out.
[19:25] Masamune
    Well? I wouldn't mind going
    with you, Adagaki-san.
[19:31] Aki
    Thanks.
[19:35] Masamune
    "Thanks"? "Thanks"?!
[19:38] Masamune
    W-Well done, Masamune!
[19:40] Masamune
    You did good. This is what's
    supposed to happen.
[19:43] Masamune
    I-I see... That's good.
[19:45] Masamune
    Then, um, will you tell
    me your email address?
[19:48] Masamune
    I'll contact you.
[19:49] Aki
    Sure.
[19:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:51] Masamune
    Huh?! Did I just achieve
    my goal that easily?!
[19:55] Masamune
    I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot!
[19:58] Aki
    Oh, but I'm sorry.
[20:00] Aki
    My phone is being repaired right now.
[20:03] Aki
    Can I tell you the next
    time we're on duty?
[20:05] Masamune
    Huh? Repairs?
[20:07] Masamune
    I'm going to lose my rhythm now?
[20:10] Masamune
    But I guess it can't be helped.
[20:14] Masamune
    All right. Here, then,
    at this time next week.
[20:22] Masamune
    I've been here forever and
    she still hasn't shown up!
[20:26] ---
    Weird...
SIGN    Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk
[20:37] Masamune
    Inside the broom closet?
[20:42] Masamune
    The desk in the very back?
SIGN    The animal pen
[20:47] Masamune
    The animal pen?
[20:51] Masamune
    It must be that.
SIGN    Look outside the window from where you started
[21:06] Masamune
    Look outside the window
    from where you started.
[21:08] Masamune
    How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki?
[21:11] Masamune
    Here we go!
[21:11] Masamune
    Exchanging email addresses!
SIGN    I Decline
[21:34] Masamune
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[21:38] Yoshino
    That was rather unfortunate.
[21:41] Masamune
    What are you doing here?
[21:43] Yoshino
    I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place.
[21:45] Masamune
    If you came here to laugh at me, leave.
[21:48] Yoshino
    You're too naïve.
[21:51] Yoshino
    If you leave things to me,
[21:53] Yoshino
    you could exchange email addresses
    and go on dates all you want.
[21:57] Masamune
    D-Dates?
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
    Contacts
SIGN    Add
SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
    Cell
[22:08] Yoshino
    See?

Season 1

E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show

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[00:00] Students
    Supplementary classes for a month?!
[00:02] Tae
    Apparently it was just
    decided at a staff meeting.
[00:06] Tae
    If there's even one failing grade
    on our proficiency tests,
[00:09] Tae
    the whole class has to take
    supplementary classes!
[00:11] Students
    What?!
[00:12] Students
    That's not good.
[00:20] Tae
    What should we do? We're
    in a bind, Masamune-kun.
[00:23] Masamune
    Yeah, we're gonna have to work hard.
[00:26] Tae
    I'm sure it'll be easy for you.
[00:28] Masamune
    Nah. The people who really
    have it easy are... well...
[00:32] Masamune
    They look like him.
[00:37] Masamune
    You don't look worried at all about
    the proficiency test, Kojuurou.
[00:40] Kojuurou
    Yeah. We need to work hard.
[00:43] Kojuurou
    I only managed single-digit grades
    in all subjects on our midterms.
[00:46] Kojuurou
    I'm hoping to get double-digit
    grades this time.
[00:50] Masamune
    I had no idea he was that stupid!
[00:52] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun is bound for
    the supplementary classes!
[00:55] Tae
    If he ends up losing even more weight
    and becomes more of a bottom, I...
[00:58] Masamune
    Hold up. You're into that stuff, Futaba-san?
[01:01] Tae
    Well, bromance and bromance
    are two different things.
[01:04] Masamune
    They're the same word, but I can tell you
    mean them in totally different ways!
[01:09] Kojuurou
    I don't want to take supplementary classes.
[01:13] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun?
[01:14] Masamune
    We're going to start studying
    right now, Kojuurou!
[01:17] Tae
    Wait, what? Where are you
    two going to hole up?
[01:21] Masamune
    Stop making up weird fantasies.
SIGN    Study Hall
SIGN    Four-Character Kanji Compounds
SIGN    Modern Literature
[02:56] Sign
    English Essay Training
SIGN    #3 "Yoshino's Magic Show"
[02:58] Masamune
    First, I have to find out
[03:00] Masamune
    what you know and what you don't know.
[03:02] Kojuurou
    There's no point in starting now.
[03:05] Masamune
    How did you even get into this school?
[03:07] Kojuurou
    It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:09] Masamune
    What the heck are the other six?
[03:11] Aki
    It really is amazing that we
    ended up in the same school.
[03:15] Yoshino
    It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:17] Aki
    What are the other six?
[03:18] Masamune
    They're having a similar
    conversation right next to us...
[03:26] Masamune
    H-Hey, what a coincidence.
    Are you two studying for a test, too?
[03:30] Aki
    I was just helping out Yoshino.
[03:32] Aki
    If the rumors are true, we'll end
    up in supplementary classes.
[03:35] Masamune
    Wait, what?
[03:37] Masamune
    She seems like she should be smart,
    but her grades are that bad?
[03:42] Kojuurou
    Looks like we're in the
    same boat, Koiwai-san.
[03:44] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun's teaching me, too.
[03:47] Aki
    Wow. I'm surprised that
[03:49] Aki
    you're able to teach anyone anything.
[03:51] Masamune
    Well, I study when I need to.
[03:54] Aki
    I see you're as overconfident as ever,
[03:57] Aki
    despite falling for something so simple.
[04:00] Aki
    Hopefully you won't trip up again.
[04:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
    If you leave things to me,
[04:08] (Flashback) Yoshino
    you could exchange email addresses
    and go on dates all you want.
[04:13] Masamune
    If you're going to say all that,
    why don't we make a wager?
[04:16] Aki
    Huh?
[04:17] Masamune
    It'll be a contest.
[04:19] Masamune
    Will it be me and Kojuurou
[04:21] Masamune
    or you and Koiwai-san that scores
    higher on the proficiency test?
[04:27] Masamune
    If I win, go on a date with me.
[04:30] Kojuurou
    M-Makabe-kun?!
[04:33] Aki
    Why would it even come to that?
[04:36] Masamune
    Not feeling so confident now?
[04:38] Aki
    That's not the point.
[04:40] Aki
    Besides, what's in it for me if
    I do participate in that wager?
[04:43] Masamune
    If you win, Adagaki-san,
[04:45] Masamune
    you can give me whatever
    nickname you'd like.
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[04:49] Masamune
    I'll stick that nickname on my back
[04:51] [SONG] Sign
    Pig's Foot
[04:51] Masamune
    and go through high school with
    it on my back until I graduate.
[04:55] Aki
    Well, that sounds entertaining.
[04:57] Aki
    But that won't be enough.
[05:01] Aki
    If I win, you'll have to pay for
    my lunch until I say it's enough.
[05:05] Masamune
    Fine.
[05:12] Aki
    Don't come crying to me later.
[05:15] Kojuurou
    M-Makabe-kun, I'm not sure about this.
[05:18] Masamune
    It'll be fine.
[05:20] Masamune
    If what she said was true,
[05:22] Masamune
    this won't be two against two,
    but three against one.
[05:32] Yoshino
    Um, Aki-sama...
[05:35] Yoshino
    Don't you need to study?
[05:38] Aki
    Are you suggesting that I'd lose to Makabe?
[05:41] Yoshino
    No, but, um...
[05:45] Yoshno
    I heard that he got a perfect
    score on the transfer exam.
[05:50] Aki
    He did?
[05:52] Yoshino
    He's apparently the first person
    to do that at our school.
[05:55] Aki
    I thought he was just some gross
    narcissist... That's why I...
[05:58] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[05:59] Yoshino
    I will support you all the way.
[06:02] Yoshino
    but if it comes down to it,
SIGN    Guidebook
[06:06] Yoshino
    please use this.
[06:11] Aki
    "If it comes down to it"?
    This is never going to happen!
[06:15] Aki
    Anyway, you just need to study!
[06:18] Aki
    I'll support you as much as you need.
[06:20] Yoshino
    I'm very sorry.
SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino
[06:23] Masamune
    Crap...
[06:25] Masamune
    Come to think of it, this is the
    first time I've ever called a girl.
[06:29] Masamune
    Am I okay with Koiwai-san being my first?
[06:33] Masamune
    But if I don't call her now, I won't be
    able to talk to her about the bet.
[06:37] Masamune
    But then again...
SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:40] Masamune
    She's calling!
[06:43] Masamune
    Sh-Should I answer?
[06:45] Masamune
    Am I okay with giving my first time
    being called by a girl to Koiwai-san?
SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:53] Masamune
    Whatever! H-Hello?
[06:56] Yoshino
    You take too long to answer.
[06:57] Masamune
    Well, as a guy, I needed to prepare myself.
[07:01] Masamune
    Oh, so about the wager,
    you'll help me out, right?
[07:06] Yoshino
    I can't.
[07:07] Masamune
    Huh?
[07:08] Yoshino
    Even if you suddenly make
    a decision like that
[07:10] Yoshino
    on your own, I have my own timing.
[07:13] Masamune
    Wait a sec! But...
[07:15] Masamune
    Huh? "Don't make the people live,
    but don't kill them"?
[07:18] Masamune
    Are we talking about Tokugawa Ieyasu here?
[07:20] Masamune
    How could this... Why?!
SIGN    Math Test
[07:24] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry, Makabe-kun.
[07:26] Kojuurou
    I'm doing my best to study,
    but if all else fails,
SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom
[07:29] Kojuurou
    I'll have her give me an
    embarrassing nickname, too.
SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[07:33] Masamune
    No, you don't need to go that far.
[07:45] Aki
    When was the Crimean War?
[07:46] Masamune
    1853.
[07:48] Aki
    What kind of cell division occurs
    in order for gametes to form?
[07:52] Masamune
    Meiosis.
[07:53] Aki
    "I even cough alone."
[07:54] Masamune
    Ozaki Housai.
[07:55] Aki
    What's the Earth's mass?
[07:57] Masamune
    5.972 × 10^24 kilograms.
[08:00] Aki
    What is a way to say "Your mom
    has an outie" in English?
[08:02] Masamune
    Son of a bitch!
[08:07] Masamune
    Right now, we're about even.
[08:10] Masamune
    I need to put more pressure
    on her, or we're in trouble.
[08:13] Masamune
    At this point, it's going to come
    down to our own abilities.
[08:57] Chinatsu
    No way...
[08:58] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's actually studying
    instead of working out.
[09:01] Kinue
    Maa-kun said he has a very
    important test tomorrow.
[09:04] Chinatsu
    Huh...
[09:05] Kinue
    I'm thinking about making
    Maa-kun's lunch tomorrow.
[09:09] Masamune
    It has to be low in calories,
    high in protein, with no grease.
[09:12] Kinue
    I'll go all-out and make a
    character-themed lunch!
[09:15] Chinatsu
    Oh, I want one, too!
[09:17] Masamune
    Whatever. Even without Koiwai-san's help,
[09:21] Masamune
    I just have to win tomorrow.
[09:30] Masamune
    Well, Kojuurou, do you think you'll make it?
[09:33] Kojuurou
    For now. It's all thanks to you, Makabe-kun.
[09:36] Masamune
    All right. Now all we have left
    is math in the afternoon.
[09:40] Masamune
    I was extra attentive in teaching him math,
    so we should have a good chance.
[09:45] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, let's eat lunch.
[09:47] Kojuurou
    I used my head too much, and now I'm hungry.
[09:49] Masamune
    Sure. I'll go buy some drinks.
[10:04] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[10:05] Masamune
    Huh? No, it's fine.
[10:07] Masamune
    It was weird of me to rely on you
[10:09] Masamune
    for a fight I decided to undertake myself.
[10:14] Masamune
    And as a result, I got tons of studying in,
[10:18] Masamune
    so Kojuurou and I are both in top form today.
[10:21] Masamune
    We're not gonna lose.
[10:24] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:27] Yoshino
    Drink that, and do your best
    on the rest of the tests.
[10:29] Masamune
    But you can't help me out, right?
[10:31] Masamune
    Should you be cheering me on?
[10:34] Yoshino
    It doesn't matter now.
SIGN    Mommy
[10:46] Masamune
    What was that about?
SIGN    Test Math
[10:50] Teacher
    Stay focused until the very end, all of you.
[10:53] Teacher
    Begin!
[10:55] Masamune
    Good. These are all questions
    I anticipated. Now I can...
[11:01] Masamune
    I think... my...
[11:04] Masamune
    stomach hurts.
[11:06] Masamune
    This pain... Could it be...
[11:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
    It doesn't matter now.
[11:12] Masamune
    Did she actually mean...
[11:14] Yoshino
    It doesn't matter, because I made
    the necessary preparations.
[11:16] Masamune
    Is that what she meant?!
[11:18] Masamune
    She must've put laxatives or
    something in that coffee,
[11:22] Masamune
    as an assassin for Adagaki!
[11:23] Masamune
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[11:25] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki and Koiwai Yoshino!
[11:28] Masamune
    You're both my enemies after all!
[11:30] Masamune
    How dare you do something so low just
    because you can't win otherwise?!
[11:34] Masamune
    You won't get away with this.
[11:40] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun!
[11:42] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[11:56] Masamune
    Hey!
[11:59] Girl
    M-Makabe-kun? Oh, my...
    Did you need something from me?
[12:03] Masamune
    Er, uh, I was looking for Adagaki-san.
[12:06] Girl
    Adagaki-san? She's not here today.
[12:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:09] Girl
    Apparently she's out with a fever. Right?
[12:13] Yoshino
    Yeah.
[12:15] Masamune
    Wait a minute...
[12:16] Masamune
    Does that mean we had already won
[12:19] Masamune
    by the time that happened earlier?
[12:22] Masamune
    Then why would she give me laxatives?
[12:29] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, did you eat the
    lunch that Mom made?
[12:29] [Messenger] Sign
    Messages
SIGN    Sister
[12:29] [SONG] Sign
    Edit
[12:32] Chinatsu
    The eggs in the omelet
    were bad. It was so sour!
[12:35] Masamune
    That stupid old hag...
[12:40] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, do your best in
    the supplementary class!
[12:43] Masamune
    Yeah, I will.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[12:47] Masamune
    How am I the only one that has
    to take supplementary classes?
[12:59] Teach
    There's a method where you
    find the common factor.
[13:02] Teach
    It can be "x" or, as you see here,
[13:06] Teach
    it could be the function where
[13:07] Masamune
    Well, I guess
[13:08] Teach
    the factor is inside the parentheses.
[13:10] Masamune
    this sort of counts as a date.
[13:15] girlA
    Wow, look at that.
[13:17] girlB
    He looks so cool!
[13:19] girlB
    But with that look, he must be going on a date.
[13:23] (Flashback) masamune
    Huh? A date?
[13:25] (Flashback) masamune
    But didn't that wager end in a draw?
[13:28] (Flashback) Yoshino
    The fact that you're giving up
    there is your flaw, Pig's Foot.
[13:31] Masamune
    Don't call me Pig's Foot!
[13:33] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Sunday at noon.
[13:34] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You'll meet up at the station.
[13:37] Yoshino
    Aki-sama will definitely show up. Bye.
[13:40] (Flashback) Masamune
    Hey!
[13:43] Masamune
    If what she said on the phone was true,
[13:46] Masamune
    then at long last...
[13:48] ---
    Adagaki Aki and I...
[13:50] PersonA
    Whoa, look at how she's dressed.
[13:53] PersonB
    What the hell? Is that for a
    part-time job or something?
[13:59] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki is standing where
    we're supposed to meet
[14:02] Masamune
    and wearing a transformation
    magical girl cosplay?
[14:06] Masamune
    It's that one show. The anime that
    used to be on Sunday mornings.
[14:09] Otaku
    Um,
[14:11] Otaku
    can I get a picture?
[14:13] Aki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[14:15] Otaku
    It's really well-made!
[14:17] Otaku
    You're cosplaying Whitening-san, right?
[14:19] Aki
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[14:21] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[14:23] Aki
    M-Makabe!
[14:26] Masamune
    A-Are you all right?
[14:28] Otaku
    Tch. 3D girls are so lame.
[14:31] Aki
    This is why I hate disgusting men.
[14:34] Aki
    I give you the nickname
[14:36] Aki
    "Acidic Cleanser and Rag."
    "Acid Rag" for short.
[14:38] Masamune
    The fact that it sounds less threatening
    when you shorten it is frightening.
[14:42] Aki
    Anyway, the menace is gone now. Let's go.
[14:45] Masamune
    You're not gonna explain
    why you're dressed like that?
[14:47] Aki
    Huh?
[14:49] Aki
    Oh, dear.
[14:51] Aki
    You look rather experienced,
[14:53] Aki
    but you don't even know
    the dress code for dates?
[14:56] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:57] Aki
    To break the ice on the first date,
    wearing a costume is a given.
[15:01] Aki
    That's the most basic of basic rules!
[15:03] Masamune
    Wh-What the?
[15:05] Masamune
    How does the Cruel Princess
    end up like this,
[15:08] Masamune
    Koiwai Yoshino?!
[15:10] Masamune
    I guess you were the Fairy Godmother
    rather than Cinderella!
[15:14] Yoshino
    I told you. Timing is important.
[15:17] Yoshino
    If you leave it to me, everything
    will go according to plan.
[15:21] Yoshino
    I obey all of Aki-sama's orders.
[15:24] Yoshino
    That's why Aki-sama believes
[15:26] Yoshino
    everything I say and do.
[15:29] Yoshino
    She'll easily believe me.
[15:31] Masamune
    So if she were to use this
    servant-master relationship
[15:33] Masamune
    against her, it'd be the ultimate deceit.
[15:36] Yoshino
    Are you listening?
[15:37] Masamune
    Y-Yeah.
[15:39] Masamune
    Or rather, why are you
    going so far to help me?
[15:44] Yoshino
    If I stay on the line too long,
    Aki-sama will get suspicious.
[15:47] Masamune
    Oh, right.
[15:48] Yoshino
    Anyway, do your best, Pig's Foot.
[15:51] Masamune
    Anything but that nickname, please!
[15:54] Masamune
    At any rate, I'm going to use this date and
[15:58] Masamune
    this derpy cosplay to my advantage!
[16:01] Masamune
    Sorry, I guess I didn't research enough.
[16:04] Masamune
    So there's a dress code for first dates, huh?
[16:06] Aki
    See? Like I said.
[16:08] Masamune
    But I guess that means you admit
[16:10] Masamune
    that this is a date, Adagaki-san.
[16:13] Aki
    A-Are you stupid?
[16:15] Aki
    This is all because your mental
    fortitude is soft as tofu!
[16:18] Masamune
    Huh? Me?
[16:19] Aki
    Because you failed your test,
    you couldn't even eat,
[16:22] Aki
    so you burst out crying in class,
    and in the nurse's office,
[16:24] Aki
    they caught you hiding a bunch of
    wrist-cutting attempts with your sleeve.
[16:27] Aki
    When Yoshino told me the
    whole story and said that only I
[16:30] Aki
    could save you since we were in
    the supplementary class together,
[16:33] Aki
    I had no choice but to spend
    a day with you! Hmph!
[16:36] Masamune
    What the hell's the deal with this set-up
[16:38] Masamune
    of a lovesick girl off in
    fantasy land, Koiwai Yoshino?
[16:41] Aki
    From now on, be appreciative
    of that, and live a quiet life.
[16:50] Masamune
    Huh? Wait, you rented the place out?
[16:52] Aki
    Is it that surprising?
[16:55] Masamune
    Man... I guess some things never change.
[17:00] Aki
    Hey.
[17:02] Aki
    You're too close.
[17:03] Masamune
    Oh, of course.
[17:07] Aki
    Why are you so far away?!
[17:08] Masamune
    Ugh, she's such a pain!
[17:38] Masamune
    Man, I didn't have any
    background information,
[17:43] Masamune
    but I didn't think it'd be such a
    horror in more ways than one.
[17:47] Masamune
    What did you think, Adagaki-sa—
[17:51] Masamune
    She's dead!
[17:53] Masamune
    Whitening-san is dead!
[17:54] Aki
    Wait a moment.
[17:56] Aki
    Right now, some phenomenon is
    occurring that's draining all strength
[18:00] Aki
    from my knees and preventing
    me from leaving my seat.
[18:03] Masamune
    I think you're just scared stiff.
[18:07] Masamune
    You didn't know it was a horror movie?
[18:09] Aki
    Well, Yoshino planned everything.
[18:12] Aki
    Honestly, she's useless.
[18:15] Masamune
    So I guess getting food is out of the question?
[18:17] Aki
    No, it's not!
[18:26] Masamune
    How can she eat so much after
    watching a movie like that?
[18:30] Masamune
    Actually, stop nonchalantly pushing
    your empty plates toward me.
[18:36] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess that I know is
[18:38] Masamune
    much stronger, more arrogant,
[18:41] Masamune
    and at the least...
[18:43] Masamune
    She wasn't someone who could eat enough
    lunch and dessert for three people
[18:46] Masamune
    at a family restaurant while dressed
    up as someone from Hadapure.
[18:50] Masamune
    This is just a hunch...
[18:51] Aki
    What?
[18:52] Masamune
    The reason you eat so much isn't
    something you were born with, right?
[18:58] Aki
    Well...
[18:59] Aki
    I think it started when something
    awful happened in my past.
[19:03] Aki
    Something awful?
[19:05] Girl
    Hey, lady.
[19:08] Aki
    Yes?
[19:09] Girl
    Why are you dressed so weird?
[19:14] Masamune
    And she gets right to the point!
[19:16] Aki
    I-It's not weird.
[19:18] Aki
    This is from I'm Hadapure.
[19:21] Girl
    Do you want to be Hadapure, lady?
[19:24] Aki
    No, no, no!
[19:28] Masamune
    Please stop, Adagaki-san!
[19:30] Aki
    Listen up. I'm sure you don't understand
    because you're still a child,
[19:34] Aki
    but this is a necessary ritual
    when a man and a woman date.
[19:37] Girl
    "Ritual"?
[19:39] Aki
    Yes. In order to break the
    ice on the first date,
[19:41] Aki
    you must wear a costu—
[19:44] Masamune
    That's enough!
[19:45] Aki
    W-Wait, Makabe!
[19:52] Aki
    I was just getting to the good part!
[19:54] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Adagaki-san.
[19:56] Masamune
    I couldn't find the right
    time to say it, but...
[20:02] Aki
    It's not normal?
[20:05] Masamune
    To think I folded from the*
    stares of everyone around
[20:07] Masamune
    rather than let a girl embarrass herself.
[20:10] Aki
    I see. So you don't... You don't do this.
[20:16] Aki
    C-Come to think of it, summer clothes
    should be coming out about now.
[20:20] Aki
    I should check them out.
[20:21] Masamune
    Th-That's a great idea!
[20:24] Person
    Please try on your items over here.
[20:47] Masamune
    What's wrong, Adagaki-sa—
[20:54] Masamune
    Um, uh...
[20:56] Aki
    N-No!
[21:03] Masamune
    Once upon a time, when I was
    a bullied, chubby little kid,
[21:08] Masamune
    I happened to run into a
    huge mansion and met her.
[21:12] (Flashback) Aki
    You need to get stronger! How pathetic!
[21:16] Masamune
    She didn't hold back
[21:18] Masamune
    and was almost as hard on me
[21:20] Masamune
    as the other bullies.
[21:28] Masamune
    That's right.
[21:31] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess I know is
[21:33] Masamune
    much stronger, more arrogant...
[21:36] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so kind, Masamune.
[21:40] Masamune
    ...and just as kind.
[21:53] Aki
    Oh, you're awake. I'm going home, then.
[22:01] Masamune
    Ow...
[22:04] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[22:05] Aki
    Wh-What?
[22:07] Masamune
    Sorry I scared you back there.
[22:13] Aki
    You'd better be.
[22:18] Masamune
    That was an emotion I didn't need in my plan.
[22:23] Masamune
    But I... I...
[22:28] Masamune
    Wouldn't you usually say,
[22:29] Masamune
    "No, it was my fault," there?
[22:32] Masamune
    Why would she look so smug?
[22:35] Yoshino
    This is all for Aki-sama.
[22:38] Masamune
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[22:40] Yoshino
    You asked me why I was
    helping you, Pig's Foot.
[22:44] Yoshino
    I believe that Aki-sama needs
    to reexamine herself a bit.
[22:49] Yoshino
    If you dump her, and that makes
    her a little more modest,
[22:52] Yoshino
    it greatly benefits me,
[22:54] Yoshino
    as well as Aki-sama.
[22:56] Masamune
    So that's it. All right.
[22:59] Masamune
    But planning the lap pillow
    was going a bit far, wasn't it?
[23:03] Yoshino
    Lap pillow? Plan?
[23:06] Masamune
    I totally almost fell for her.
[23:08] Yoshino
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[23:09] Masamune
    Oh, come on.
[23:11] Masamune
    You can't fool me, you scheming Cinderella.
[23:15] Masamune
    Anyway, I'm looking forward
    to working with you again,
[23:18] Masamune
    Master Koiwai.
[23:21] Yoshino
    "Master"...
[23:23] Sister
    It's rare for you to be talking to
    someone other than Aki-sama.
[23:30] Sister
    Did something fun happen?
[23:35] Yoshino
    I'm having a lot of fun.

Season 1

E4 - Clear and Present Danger

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[00:06] (Flashback) Momo
    Goodbye, Eiji!
[00:14] (Flashback) Momo
    Eiji...
[00:20] (Flashback) Eiji
    I only have eyes for you now.
[00:25] (Flashback) Momo
    Eiji...
[00:31] (Flashback) Momo
    You're going to get wet, Eiji.
[00:33] (Flashback) Eiji
    If I just think of it as your tears,
[00:35] (Flashback) Eiji
    getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
[00:42] Masamune
    I see. So this is where her heart flutters.
[00:45] Masamune
    All right, check.
[00:49] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, let me borrow some manga.
[00:53] Chinatsu
    You're still studying?
[00:57] Masamune
    The execution of revenge is just like studying.
SIGN    #4 "Clear and Present Danger"
[02:34] Aki
    Don't ever collect such
[02:36] Aki
    erroneous information again.
[02:38] Yoshino
    I'm terribly sorry, Aki-sama.
[02:43] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[02:44] Masamune
    I'm going to make my revenge a
    reality with this next plan.
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
    Hanano Rabuko
[02:51] TeacherA
    All right, that's it for today's classes.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[02:54] TeacherA
    All of you who have supplementary
    classes, please head over there now.
[03:07] Aki
    You have to sit there?
[03:09] Masamune
    Of course.
SIGN    Emperor Go-Daigo
SIGN    Southern Imperial Court (Yoshino) Three Imperial Regalia of Japan
[03:10] Teacher
    In this era when the conflict
    between the Northern Imperial Court
[03:13] Teacher
    and the Southern Imperial
    Court was intense,
[03:16] Teacher
    the Southern Court, at one
    point, occupied Kyo.
[03:19] Teacher
    But the Northern Imperial
    Court was able to retake Kyo.
[03:23] Teacher
    Eventually, when Ashikaga
    Yoshimitsu was enthroned,
[03:27] Teacher
    the Northern Imperial Court
    continued to get stronger.
[03:31] Teacher
    They moved their residence
    to Kitakoji Muromachi...
[03:34] Aki
    Why don't you face forward?
[03:41] Masamune
    I only have eyes for you now.
[03:48] Girl
    So cold!
[03:54] Aki
    Maybe I'll have Yoshino
    bring me an umbrella.
[04:00] Masamune
    If I just think of it as your tears,
[04:03] Masamune
    getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
[04:08] Masamune
    Bye.
[04:09] Aki
    Hey, Makabe!
[04:16] Masamune
    How do you like my love-blooming plan?
[04:18] Masamune
    I totally nailed it!
[04:25] Masamune
    Creepy?
[04:26] Yoshino
    "Seriously creepy," to be precise.
[04:28] Masamune
    W-Wait a sec! Is that what Adagaki said?
[04:32] Yoshino
    I think she said that 24 times today alone.
[04:34] Masamune
    I'm going to kill that bitch!
[04:36] Yoshino
    I think so too, though.
[04:38] Masamune
    Listen here. "Rose-eyed Steroid" is a classic!
[04:41] Masamune
    It's a bible for all maidens!
[04:43] Yoshino
    That's not the problem here.
[04:46] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, it's time you withdrew a bit.
[04:49] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:50] Yoshino
    You can't just keep pushing.
[04:53] Yoshino
    Mixing things up is important.
[04:56] Masamune
    "Mixing things up"?
[04:58] Yoshino
    Next time, you can be as
    cold as possible to her.
[05:08] Yoshino
    I have returned.
[05:10] Aki
    You're late. How long does it take
    you to go to the convenience store?
[05:14] Yoshino
    I'm very sorry. There was a stray cat.
[05:18] Aki
    As if I care about that.
    Come on, give it here.
[05:33] Masamune
    Well, it's true that
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    That has nothing to do with me anymore.
SIGN    After Eiji started acting cold to me,
SIGN    I was finally able to realize my true feelings...
[05:35] Masamune
    the heroine realizing how she really
    feels when the hero is cold to her
[05:39] Masamune
    is the most standard of tropes.
[05:41] Masamune
    But what happens if I'm cold to
    her and she hates me even more?
[05:45] Aki
    I feel as if I've finally rid myself
    of one of those annoying flies.
[05:48] Aki
    It's quite a relief.
[06:01] Masamune
    Hey, Adagaki-sa—
[06:02] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Creepy.
[06:04] Masamune
    Crap! I almost started
    talking to her reflexively!
[06:08] Masamune
    As Master said, mixing
    things up is important.
[06:13] Aki
    H-Hey...
[06:30] Masamune
    I did it! I actually did it!
[06:33] Masamune
    I ignored the Cruel Princess!
[06:36] Masamune
    I might have also destroyed
    all the effort and likability
[06:39] Masamune
    that I've built up to this point.
[06:43] Masamune
    But the die is cast.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[07:01] Guy
    Yo, Makabe!
[07:02] Girl
    Are you sitting here, Masamune-kun?
[07:04] Masamune
    Yeah. Is this seat available?
[07:06] Guy
    Oh, yeah. Have a seat.
[07:07] Girl
    Yay!
[07:11] Girls
    See you later, Makabe-kun!
[07:13] Masamune
    See you tomorrow.
[07:14] Girl
    Bye-bye!
[07:28] Masamune
    Well, how about it?
[07:29] Masamune
    You miss me like crazy now, don't you?
[07:39] Masamune
    I-It backfired?! Hold up!
[07:49] Masamune
    Are you telling me not to
    try to get close yet, Master?
[08:12] Masamune
    What if it's always going
    to be like this now?
[08:16] Masamune
    Was I actually some
    background character?
[08:23] Aki
    Makabe.
[08:30] Masamune
    She suddenly ambushed me head-on?!
[08:33] Aki
    I need to talk to you.
[08:36] Masamune
    If you're going to say that at this
    point, wouldn't it usually...
[08:40] Aki
    Um, um,
[08:41] Aki
    I have something to talk
    to you about, Makabe-kun...
[08:45] Masamune
    ...be more like that?!
[08:46] Masamune
    Instead of being all shy, she's totally
    in angry Cruel Princess mode!
[08:51] Masamune
    M-Maybe some other time.
[08:54] Aki
    Wait a second!
[08:56] Masamune
    Ow! What the hell?
[08:58] Aki
    Don't give me that! That's my line!
[09:28] Masamune
    Let go of me!
[09:30] Aki
    No!
[09:32] Aki
    Are you stupid?! Are you absolutely stupid?!
    What are you even trying to do?!
[09:36] Masamune
    S-Stop! Stop it...
[09:38] Masamune
    What is this?
[09:38] Aki
    I won't stop! What's going on?!
    Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[09:40] Masamune
    It's like I'm in a brawl or getting
    threatened by some thug!
[09:43] Masamune
    Does this mean I'll never be able to
[09:46] Masamune
    be like the protagonist in a shojo manga?
[09:54] Aki
    Why are you ignoring me?
[10:01] Aki
    I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
[10:08] Masamune
    Wh-Whoa...
[10:11] Masamune
    This is totally
[10:13] Masamune
    her being all shy, right?!
[10:19] Masamune
    No, wait, wait. You can't
    fall for a shy Adagaki Aki.
[10:24] Masamune
    You're amazing, Master! It went
    just like you said it would!
[10:27] Masamune
    Now I'm going turn things back around.
[10:31] Masamune
    You see...
[10:33] Masamune
    I've been waiting for you
    to say that, Adagaki-san.
[10:37] Aki
    Wha— You mean it was on purpose?!
[10:43] Aki
    You're awful!
[10:45] Masamune
    A-Awful?
[10:47] Masamune
    I just received a comment that cut like a knife.
[10:50] Masamune
    Are you sure this didn't backfire, Master?
[10:54] Masamune
    No, wait...
[10:56] Masamune
    She's calling me harsh things like "awful," but...
[11:00] Aki
    You're truly awful. I can't believe you.
[11:03] Masamune
    Even though she's yelling at me,
    she doesn't sound prickly,
[11:06] Masamune
    but actually sounds kind of troubled.
[11:08] Masamune
    I think this is where I'm
    supposed to go out on a limb.
[11:13] Aki
    Why would you do something like that?
[11:16] Masamune
    W-Well, that's because I lik—
[11:18] Aki
    What is there to like about me?
[11:21] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:24] Girl1
    My sign was ranked #1 in today's horoscope.
[11:25] Masamune
    You want me to state the reasons?
[11:26] Girl2
    Wow, lucky!
[11:30] Masamune
    You have a pretty face, but you hate guys.
SIGN    Pudding Prince
[11:33] Masamune
    You have a great body,
    but you're a gluttonous fiend.
[11:36] Masamune
    You're smart, but you're oblivious.
[11:39] Masamune
    And you ask what there is to like
    about such a Cruel Princess?
[11:47] Masamune
    I hadn't really thought about it! Teehee!
[11:50] Masamune
    Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that.
[11:54] Masamune
    Wh-What is there?
[11:56] Masamune
    E-Everything! Everything about you!
[11:59] Aki
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[12:01] Masamune
    You're absolutely the best!
[12:03] Masamune
    Oops, sorry! Just remembered
    I have somewhere I need to be!
[12:07] Aki
    Makabe!
[12:08] Masamune
    Uh, Masamune-kun?! Why are you running away?
[12:11] Masamune
    You actually managed to get that
    much of a reaction out of her!
[12:14] Masamune
    What are you going to do after this?
[12:16] Masamune
    I have no idea!
[12:18] Masamune
    Come on, Master!
[12:23] Yoshino
    Are you stupid?
[12:24] Masamune
    Don't call me stupid!
[12:25] Yoshino
    I didn't consider that you hadn't
    even thought about that.
[12:28] Masamune
    Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
[12:31] Masamune
    We need to think of something! Anything!
[12:33] Masamune
    Come on, give me something that'll make
    her heart flutter when she hears it!
[12:36] Yoshino
    I'm not some cat robot.
[12:39] Masamune
    I know. What if I tell her she's pretty?
[12:41] Yoshino
    No.
[12:42] Masamune
    Huh? No? Why?!
[12:45] Masamune
    Don't sigh right there!
[12:49] Masamune
    A letter's the only way to go.
[12:51] Masamune
    If I try to say it verbally,
    I'll probably flub it up.
[12:54] Masamune
    Master's ideas are amazing.
[12:58] Aki
    What are you doing?
[13:01] Masamune
    P-Perfect timing.
[13:02] Masamune
    Listen, would you mind reading this?
[13:05] Masamune
    It says how I feel right now.
[13:21] Aki
    I absolutely despise you.
[13:34] Masamune
    You seem to have the wrong idea. I'm—
[13:36] Aki
    Shut up!
[13:38] Aki
    You can't fool me!
[13:39] Aki
    I saw through your selfishness
    a long time ago!
[13:49] Masamune
    Hey! Adagaki-san?!
[13:53] Yoshino
    Is something wrong?
[13:56] Masamune
    Master...
[13:59] Masamune
    I have no idea what's going on anymore!
[14:01] Masamune
    She suddenly says she despises
    me and runs off like that.
[14:05] Masamune
    And she's acting totally
    different from yesterday.
[14:08] Masamune
    What the heck is going on?
[14:10] Masamune
    I thought things were finally
    going well yesterday. Damn it!
[14:16] Yoshino
    All right. Leave it to me.
[14:18] Masamune
    Do you have an idea what's
    going on? Tell me, Master!
[14:23] Yoshino
    I just said to leave it to me, didn't I?
[14:27] Yoshino
    Right now, you can't even explain
    what you like about Aki-sama.
[14:32] Yoshino
    That means nothing you say
    will get through to her.
[14:37] Masamune
    I-I...
[14:40] Yoshino
    Don't worry. I'll make sure you'll
    be able to go out with her.
[14:50] Masamune
    Is she telling the Pig's
    Foot to stay out of it?
[14:54] Masamune
    Damn it, Makabe Masamune.
[14:56] Masamune
    Who is this revenge for?
    It's for me, isn't it?!
[15:00] Masamune
    I can't get my revenge if I'm just sitting
    here like I'm waiting to be fed.
[15:07] Masamune
    That's unacceptable!
[15:21] Aki
    This is the first time I've skipped class.
[15:23] Aki
    A-Am I going to get in trouble?
[15:27] Girl
    Hey!
[15:28] Aki
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:31] Girl
    Darn it, Cookie! Come back here!
[15:42] Aki
    I can't take it anymore!
    Why must I feel so irritated?
[15:48] Aki
    This is all...
[15:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    You're absolutely the best!
[15:52] (Flashback) Masamune
    Oops, sorry! Just remembered
    I have somewhere I need to be!
[15:56] (Flashback) Aki
    Makabe!
[16:01] (Flashback) Aki
    Hey! You forgot this!
[16:03] (Flashback) Masamune
    Come on, Master!
[16:07] (Flashback) Aki
    "Master"?
[16:09] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I didn't consider that you hadn't
    even thought about that.
[16:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
[16:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    We need to think of something! Anything!
[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    Come on, give me something that'll make
    her heart flutter when she hears it!
[16:20] Aki
    What does he mean by "everything"?
[16:20] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'm not some cat robot.
[16:23] Aki
    I bet he's been saying that to
    all the girls! That scumbag!
[16:27] Aki
    When did he and Yoshino...
[16:30] Aki
    After he asked me out on
    a date so many times...
[16:33] Aki
    I knew it'd end up like this!
[16:38] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[16:47] Aki
    Why didn't you tell me?
[16:55] Aki
    Did you need something?
[16:56] Aki
    I can decide for myself whether
    I want to go to class.
[16:59] Aki
    You can go back to class.
[17:01] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, I was meeting
    with Makabe Masamune-kun.
[17:08] Yoshino
    He needed someone to talk to.
[17:11] Aki
    Oh? And?
[17:13] Yoshino
    He emailed and called me, too.
[17:15] Aki
    So what?
[17:16] Aki
    It doesn't matter to me that
    you and Makabe are close.
[17:21] Yoshino
    Are you sad?
[17:23] Aki
    That's inconceivable. Why would I
    be sad over that cocky narcissist?
[17:30] Yoshino
    Is that really all?
[17:41] Aki
    Honestly, this girl...
[17:44] Aki
    She's usually so slow, but somehow,
[17:46] Aki
    she's always so sharp when
    it comes to things like this.
[17:54] Aki
    Th-That's inconceivable!
[17:56] Aki
    I would never be sad over a boy.
[17:59] Aki
    That'll never happen again.
[18:04] Aki
    Because there's something that
    I still believe in very strongly.
[18:10] Aki
    Boys are all just liars!
[18:13] Aki
    They're selfish and do whatever
    they want, and in the end...
[18:16] Aki
    They act like nothing ever happened.
[18:19] Yoshino
    That might be true.
[18:22] Aki
    Yes, it is. That's why...
[18:27] Aki
    It's inconceivable that
    I would ever like a boy.
[18:31] Aki
    I won't be sad about the fact
    that Makabe Masamune was
[18:34] Aki
    meeting with Yoshino without my knowledge,
[18:36] Aki
    let alone fall in love with him.
[18:39] Aki
    There's no doubt about it!
[18:44] Yoshino
    It's okay, Aki-sama.
[18:46] Yoshino
    He only has eyes for you.
[18:51] Yoshino
    You like him too, don't you?
[19:09] Aki
    Th-Th-That's not true.
[19:13] Aki
    Of course that's not true!
[19:18] Aki
    Wait a second, Yoshino!
[19:23] Aki
    Ugh, where did she go?
[19:26] Kid
    Mommy, I'm hungry!
[19:34] Aki
    Why am I so irritated? I'm...
[19:40] Aki
    awful.
[19:43] Aki
    I'm such a terrible person.
[19:45] Aki
    I've always hurt other people
    so I wouldn't get hurt.
[19:48] Aki
    If it means never having
    to go through that again,
[19:51] Aki
    I'd rather be hated and have people
    keep their distance from me.
[19:53] Aki
    That's why I did everything I've done.
[19:58] Aki
    Why am I remembering the past?
[20:03] Aki
    I don't know.
[20:05] Aki
    I don't know if he actually likes me.
[20:09] Aki
    And I...
[20:16] Masamune
    Stop!
[20:36] Masamune
    I thought I finally found you and then...
[20:39] Masamune
    What the hell were you
    thinking?! The light was red!
[20:43] Aki
    I-It's not like it matters to you!
[20:46] Masamune
    Be serious!
[20:47] Masasmune
    Of course that's not true! I don't
    know what I'd do without you!
[20:54] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Is that really all?
[21:01] Masamune
    A-Adagaki-san? Sorry,
    I might've said too much.
[21:09] Aki
    I...
[21:15] Aki
    I...
[21:23] Neko
    I'm so terribly sorry! Are you all right?
[21:30] Neko
    Were you hurt?
[21:32] Aki
    No, I'm fine.
[21:34] Neko
    I see. Thank goodness.
[21:41] Neko
    My Lord...
[21:42] Neko
    Our Father, who art in heaven...
[21:44] Neko
    I can't believe it.
[21:46] Neko
    I can't believe that this
    could happen here.
[21:54] Neko
    I've been longing to see you.
[22:05] Masamune
    Who the hell is this?!

Season 1

E5 - Mysterious Cat

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[00:03] Neko
    I've been longing to see you.
[00:13] Masamune
    Who the hell is this?!
SIGN    #5 "Mysterious Cat"
[01:51] Masamune
    Wh-What's going—
[01:57] Neko
    O-Oh, dear... How improper of me.
[02:01] Neko
    I'm terribly sorry.
[02:03] Masamune
    Er, no, it's okay...
[02:05] Neko
    This must have happened because
    it was all I prayed for, day and night.
[02:08] Neko
    The Lord has finally allowed us to meet.
[02:17] Masamune
    S-So soft...
[02:20] Masamune
    Er, I mean... Wait! Hold on a
    second! Come to your senses!
[02:25] Masamune
    Who is this?
[02:28] Masamune
    I don't know her. I have no idea who she is.
[02:31] Masamune
    Have we met somewhere?
    Nah, no way. Nope, nope, nope!
[02:34] Neko
    Do you have even the slightest of
    feelings for me, Masamune-sama?
[02:39] Masamune
    She got my name right.
[02:41] Masamune
    D-Do hot guys
[02:43] Masamune
    have random girls just hurl themselves
    at them before they even know it?
[02:49] Masamune
    Nah, that can't be.
[02:50] Masamune
    L-Listen...
[02:52] Masamune
    I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person.
[02:55] Neko
    Huh?
[02:56] Shidou
    Milady, it's just about time.
[02:59] Neko
    But, Shidou...
[03:01] Shidou
    It's time.
[03:04] Neko
    I am so delighted that I had a chance
    to see you, Masamune-sama.
[03:09] Neko
    I do hope we will see each other again soon.
[03:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[03:12] Neko
    If you will excuse me.
[03:15] Masamune
    Hey, wait...
[03:21] Masamune
    What the hell was that?
[03:26] Masamune
    Hey, Adagaki-san.
[03:28] Aki
    Who was that?
[03:30] Masamune
    Er, I'm not really sure, either.
[03:34] Aki
    Why don't you die?
[03:45] Shidou
    Milady.
[03:46] Shidou
    Please do not forget that
    you are a Fujinomiya.
[03:49] Shidou
    You made a promise to your father.
[03:52] Neko
    I haven't forgotten.
[03:56] Neko
    I believe this will be a most splendid game.
[04:05] Masamune
    Ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN    Ma-kun's The Truth Show
[04:09] (Flashback) Masamune
    There is something that I
    really want to say right now!
[04:12] (Flashback) Masamune
    May the hammer come down
    on girls who refuse to listen.
[04:16] (Flashback) Masamune
    That woman dares to tell me to die
    without even hearing me out—yes!
[04:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm talking about Adagaki Aki!
[04:21] (Flashback) Masamune
    I am not guilty! I am innocent!
[04:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Listen to me, damn it!
[04:34] Guy
    Ma'am, I need an egg salad sandwich!
[04:36] Guy2
    Chicken cutlets! Chicken cutlets!
[04:38] Masamune
    Ma'am...
[04:39] Masamune
    I need five yakisoba buns,
    four cutlet sandwiches,
[04:42] Masamune
    and five croquette buns!
[04:48] Masamune
    All right, this should be more than enough.
[04:51] Masamune
    She's probably enjoying
[04:53] Masamune
    her loner feast in that gym
    storage room right now.
[04:56] Masamune
    After all, she is a gluttonous fiend.
[04:58] Masamune
    No matter how bad her mood might be,
    I've brought this many offerings.
[05:02] Masamune
    Surely she'll at least hear me out.
[05:04] Masamune
    I-It's okay. It'll work out.
[05:17] Masamune
    You can't shoot gas guns at people!
[05:22] Yoshino
    Would you have preferred the real thing?
[05:25] Masamune
    What the hell was that for?
[05:28] Yoshino
    I'm on duty. Aki-sama's orders.
SIGN    High Voltage
[05:33] Yoshino
    She told me to chase the Pig's
    Foot away if he came near.
[05:35] Masamune
    She's still mad?
[05:37] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, this didn't seem like
    something that she'd let go easily.
[05:43] Yoshino
    What did you do?
[05:45] Masamune
    Well...
[05:46] Yoshino
    "Well"?
[05:47] Masamune
    I mean...
[05:49] Yoshino
    "I mean"?
[05:53] Masamune
    After I talked with you yesterday,
[05:56] Masamune
    I went to see Adagaki Aki.
[06:00] Yoshino
    She suddenly jumped into your arms?
[06:03] Masamune
    I swear! I seriously
    have no idea who she is!
[06:05] Masamune
    I don't even know what her name is!
[06:07] Masamune
    You believe me, right, Master?
[06:10] Masamune
    M-Master!
[06:12] Yoshino
    To think that you were this hopeless...
[06:15] Masamune
    Seriously, I'm not!
[06:16] Yoshino
    I told you not to interfere.
[06:17] Masamune
    You think I'm that resourceful?!
SIGN    Unresourceful
[06:22] Yoshino
    That's not the point here. Don't you get it?
[06:34] Masamune
    Is she just going to abandon me?
[06:39] Masamune
    Fine.
[06:41] Masamune
    I decided I'd do this myself anyway.
[06:44] Masamune
    I just have to review what
    I'm supposed to say.
[06:50] (Flashback) Masamune
    You sure went through a lot
    yesterday, Adagaki-san.
[06:53] (Flashback) Masamune
    I went through a lot, too.
[06:56] (Flashback) Masamune
    But you're my number one girl, Adagaki-san.
[07:08] Masamune
    No, no!
[07:46] girlA
    The wind's so strong.
[07:48] girlB
    It is.
[07:50] Masamune
    Man... I didn't get any sleep at all.
[07:53] Masamune
    I seriously have no idea who that girl is.
[07:56] Masamune
    That girl...
[08:01] (Flashback) Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[08:04] Masamune
    But she sure was cute...
[08:08] Masamune
    Actually, she's pretty much my type.
[08:12] Masamune
    But I seriously have no idea who she is!
[08:15] Masamune
    That stupid Cruel Princess pisses me off!
[08:17] Masamune
    Koiwai Yoshino, too!
[08:18] Tae
    What's wrong with Masamune-kun?
[08:20] Kojuurou
    No idea. He's been acting pretty suspicious.
[08:24] Teacher
    We're starting homeroom. Take your seats.
[08:24] Masamune
    Why am I surrounded by people
    who won't listen to me?
[08:32] Teacher
    I'm going to introduce you
    to a new transfer student.
[08:42] Neko
    I am Fujinomiya Neko.
[08:44] Neko
    I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
[08:47] guyB
    Sh-She's beautiful!
[08:49] girlC
    So cute!
[08:56] Teacher
    Fujinomiya-san, go ahead and
    take that empty desk over there.
[08:59] Neko
    Yes, sir.
[09:08] Masamune
    All right! I've been waiting
    for this five-minute break!
[09:11] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, do you have a moment?
[09:13] girlD
    Your hair is so pretty!
    What shampoo do you use?
[09:16] girlE
    Where did you transfer from?
[09:18] Masamune
    Wh-What is this?
[09:20] Neko
    Seichou Academy.
[09:22] girlC
    Seichou?
[09:23] girlD
    Oh, I've heard of it. It's an
    all-girls boarding school.
[09:27] GirlD
    I saw it on TV.
[09:28] GirlA
    It's in the middle of some mountains.
    The school looks like a castle.
[09:32] Girls
    Wow!
[09:33] Masamune
    Who cares about all that?!
[09:35] Masamune
    Just...
[09:36] Masamune
    let me...
[09:37] Masamune
    talk to her!
[09:40] Masamune
    The next class...
[09:44] Tae
    That looks good on you!
[09:47] Girl
    I'll show you where it is. This way.
[09:56] Masamune
    Curse you girls!
[09:58] guyA
    So that's what it means to feel more
    comfortable around the same sex.
[10:01] guyB
    It's a violation of the anti-trust act.
    The wealth needs to be redistributed.
[10:05] guyB
    Hey, Kojuurou. Go mix in with them.
[10:07] Kojuurou
    What? No! It's too scary!
[10:09] guyB
    It's not scary. They won't
    even notice you're there.
[10:13] guyA
    Put this bow on. Here.
[10:17] guyA
    I need a picture! A picture!
[10:18] guys
    Hurry! Hurry! Wait, hang on!
[10:19] Masamune
    I'll go.
[10:20] Kojuurou
    You will, Makabe-kun?
[10:22] Masamune
    I just need to talk to her, right?
[10:24] guyB
    Th-That's right, Makabe!
[10:25] guyB
    That's using your hot-guy-ness!
[10:27] ---
    Makabe-kun, you'd do that for us?
[10:29] Masamune
    These guys are a real pain.
[10:31] Guyb
    I'll treat you to Mac!
[10:32] GuyA
    And karaoke!
[10:34] Masamune
    I have a ton of things that I want
    to ask Fujinomiya Neko myself.
[10:38] Masamune
    Hey, girls. Do you mind if we join in—
[10:41] Girls
    No way!
[10:45] Masamune
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting
    your squees and giggles!
[10:49] Tae
    Masamune-kun, perfect timing!
[10:53] Masamune
    Wh-What? What is this?
[10:56] Tae
    Masamune-kun, did you know?
[10:58] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:58] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san says she
    transferred here just for you.
[11:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:06] Masamune
    Huh?!
[11:10] Neko
    U-Um...
[11:11] Neko
    Masamune-sama had no way of knowing.
[11:15] Neko
    I personally feel indebted to him, that is all.
[11:18] Girls
    Then you should tell him,
    right here and now!
[11:25] Neko
    Three years ago on Christmas...
SIGN    Donations
[11:30] (Flashback) Neko
    We would deeply appreciate
[11:33] (Flashback) Neko
    your warm donations again this Christmas.
[11:57] (Flashback) Neko
    Um...
[12:01] (Flashback) Guy
    You should dress warmer.
[12:05] (Flashback) Guy
    It looked like you were about
    to grow wings and fly away.
[12:14] Neko
    When you said that to me, Masamune-sama,
[12:16] Neko
    you looked like an angel in my eyes.
[12:19] Masamune
    Wai—
[12:20] girlC
    Wait, what's going to happen
    to Adagaki-san, then?
[12:23] girlA
    Well, this is this, and that's that.
[12:26] Masamune
    Seriously, wait.
[12:27] Tae
    This is like something out of a shojo manga!
[12:30] Masamune
    Who the hell is that nauseatingly
    smug guy supposed to be?!
[12:33] Masamune
    Three years ago, I was still
    a fatty living in Shinshuu!
[12:36] guyB
    That's Makabe for you.
[12:38] guyA
    Can't be helped if it was Makabe.
[12:40] Masamune
    They're convinced!
[12:49] Masamune
    Let's talk for a sec.
[12:59] Neko
    Um, Masamune-sama...
[13:01] Neko
    If you run so quickly, I'll...
[13:07] Masamune
    S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[13:12] Masamune
    Blood?!
[13:13] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san?!
[13:15] Masamune
    E-Emergency! Emergency!
[13:16] Masamune
    Where's the medic?!
[13:18] Masamune
    Wait, should I call 110?
[13:19] Masamune
    No, it's 119!
[13:21] Masamune
    But first, the nurse's office...
[13:24] Neko
    I'm all right.
[13:26] Neko
    I just got dizzy for a moment.
[13:29] Masamune
    Are you sure you're okay?
[13:31] Neko
    Yes.
[13:36] Masamune
    You dropped some... thing...
SIGN    Kamego Tomato Ketchup
    Mini Pack
[13:43] Masamune
    That's the blood?
[13:44] Neko
    Please do not worry.
[13:46] Neko
    I picked a brand that uses the
    best natural ingredients.
[13:49] Masamune
    Er, what's this doing here?
[13:51] Neko
    It's a part of a refined lady's tastes.
[13:54] Masamune
    Tastes?
[13:56] Neko
    Think of it as a variation on
    a mayonnaise enthusiast.
[14:00] Masamune
    If not for the situation, I almost
    wouldn't want to believe you...
[14:04] Neko
    What do you put on your eggs?
[14:06] Masamune
    Sorry, but I prefer salt and pepper.
[14:08] Masamune
    Stop trying to change the subject!
[14:11] Masamune
    More importantly, why would
    you tell a lie like that?
[14:14] Masamune
    I don't know you.
[14:19] Neko
    The truth is rather embarrassing.
[14:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:23] Neko
    If possible,
[14:25] Neko
    I would prefer to keep the truth
    a secret between you and me.
[14:29] Masamune
    Uh, that doesn't explain anything to me...
[14:31] Neko
    It doesn't matter to me
    that you don't remember.
[14:35] Neko
    It doesn't change the fact
    that I've always admired you.
[14:38] Neko
    Is it a bother to you?
[14:41] Masamune
    Damn it. She's really cute.
[14:44] Masamune
    Don't lose your head, Makabe Masamune.
    You know this is wrong.
[14:47] Masamune
    You have to endure.
    If you lose your resolve here,
[14:50] Masamune
    what'll come of your revenge
    against that scumball?
[14:54] Masamune
    I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sorry.
[14:57] Masamune
    I have someone that I like.
[14:59] Masamune
    Damn it, I said it. What a waste.
[15:03] Neko
    No... That can't be...
[15:07] Masamune
    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[15:09] Neko
    Is she that wonderful?
[15:11] Masamune
    Actually, she's crude, she's a
    glutton, she's unrefined...
[15:14] Masamune
    She's the opposite of wonderful.
[15:16] Masamune
    Yeah...
[15:17] Neko
    A-Are you two dating?
[15:19] Masamune
    No. It's one-sided.
[15:21] Neko
    I-If it's not a bother,
[15:22] Neko
    would you mind telling me who she is?
[15:27] Aki
    No, that isn't enough.
[15:30] Aki
    I need five K sandwiches,
    and five Y sandwiches.
[15:32] Aki
    I need another of that
    exact same order at 3 PM.
[15:35] Yoshino
    Understood.
[15:36] Masamune
    That's her, by the window.
[15:38] Neko
    The girl with the short hair?
[15:40] Masamune
    No, the long-haired girl next
    to her, with the big attitude...
[15:44] Masamune
    Oh, I mean in the sense that she's level-headed.
[15:47] Masamune
    I mean, just going by looks,
[15:49] Masamune
    the Cruel Princess is unbeatable.
[15:52] Masamune
    I'm sure Fujinomiya-san will give up.
[15:54] Neko
    Ah, she ain't gonna be a problem.
[15:57] Masamune
    Huh?
[16:00] Masamune
    Hey, wait a sec!
[16:06] Neko
    I apologize for what happened the other day.
[16:09] Aki
    You're the girl from...
[16:12] Neko
    My name is Fujinomiya Neko.
[16:15] Neko
    I truly envy you,
[16:17] Neko
    since you have Masamune-sama's affection.
[16:21] Masamune
    I've gotta stop her!
[16:32] Both
    She's not wearing any?
[16:45] Neko
    I'm very mindful when it comes to my health.
[16:48] Masamune
    Huh?
[16:49] Neko
    Feeling moderately tense is
    the secret to good health.
[16:53] Masamune
    Who needs that kind of health tip?!
[16:55] Neko
    The trick is in your stride and
    how you place your feet.
[16:58] Masamune
    The trick to what exactly?
[17:00] Neko
    I am very blessed.
[17:02] Neko
    Regardless of how you might feel about me,
[17:05] Neko
    it feels like a miracle that
    we're able to speak at all.
[17:09] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait...
[17:10] Aki
    So annoying.
[17:12] Masamune
    Crap! I got caught up in the fact
    that she's not wearing any!
[17:16] Aki
    Leave right now. If you
    won't leave, then I will.
[17:24] Masamune
    Wait!
[17:25] Masamune
    I want to talk to you about this.
[17:35] Masamune
    It's not like that!
[17:37] Masamune
    She's mistaken me for someone else!
    That has nothing to do with me!
[17:41] Masamune
    Are you going to believe her over me?
[17:44] Aki
    Huh?
[17:45] Aki
    Where do you get off
    expecting me to believe you?
[17:48] Masamune
    I'm telling you to hear me out!
[17:50] Aki
    Get away from me! I'll catch
    your chronic superficiality!
[17:59] Gym Teacher
    You guys have some nerve,
[18:01] Gym Teacher
    boldly skipping class like this.
[18:12] Aki
    That unreasonable teacher...
[18:13] Aki
    I'm going to dub him
    "Mr. Broke-ass from 3-B."
[18:17] Masamune
    You think you have a right to be mad?
[18:19] Masamune
    I'm the one who got dragged
    into this nonsense.
[18:22] (Flashback) Gym teacher
    As punishment, you'll be cleaning
    the pool after school!
[18:25] Masamune
    Endure. I have to endure this.
[18:27] Masamune
    Well, let's just hurry up and
    finish cleaning this pool.
[18:31] Aki
    Yes, you're right.
[18:33] Aki
    Before I get indiscriminately
    assaulted by a certain someone.
[18:36] Aki
    I'll start cleaning over there,
[18:38] Aki
    so don't you dare come anywhere near me.
[18:41] Masamune
    What is her problem?! What is her
    problem?! What is her problem?!
[18:44] Masamune
    Ugh, what the hell am
    I going to do with you?!
[18:48] Masamune
    You piss me off... You piss
    me off... You piss me off!
[18:55] Aki
    M-Makabe!
[18:58] Masamune
    Sorry, Adagaki-san. That was an accident.
[19:01] Aki
    An accident, eh?
[19:10] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess is sadly
    lacking in some areas.
[19:14] Masamune
    Though she's got some nice legs.
[19:17] Aki
    What are you looking at?
    Shouldn't you be cleaning?
[19:19] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:21] Aki
    Hup...
[19:22] Aki
    What the heck? It's so heavy.
[19:26] Masamune
    Wha—
[19:34] Aki
    Makabe, come over here.
[19:38] Aki
    This will spill if I walk any further.
[19:40] Masamune
    What the hell are you doing?
[19:41] Aki
    I'm going to accidentally
    spill this on you, of course.
[19:44] Masamune
    That's totally intentional!
[19:45] Masamune
    Anything "accidental" is way
    out of the picture now!
[19:48] Aki
    They say, "An eye for an eye,
    and a tooth for a tooth," right?
[19:50] Masamune
    Aren't you thinking of
    repaying a debt twofold?
[19:53] Aki
    It's accidental!
[19:54] Masamune
    No accident is that vindictive!
[19:57] Aki
    There's no way I'll be the only one to get wet.
[20:00] Masamune
    Come on, give me a break.
    I'm not wearing a swimsuit.
[20:03] Aki
    So?
[20:04] Masamune
    You want me to go home
    in drenched underwear?
[20:06] Aki
    Maybe you shouldn't wear any, then.
    You two can go commando together.
[20:12] Masamune
    She's hopeless. I need to do something, fast.
[20:15] Aki
    Come, now. Be grateful for this water
    that I'm going to accidentally...
[20:25] Masamune
    Serves you right.
[20:30] Masamune
    Is she drowning? Could it
    be that she can't swim?
[20:32] Masamune
    Wait, I thought she was good at sports!
[20:37] Masamune
    I'll be right there!
[20:41] Masamune
    Just a bit more...
[20:49] Masamune
    I guess her feet touched the bottom.
[20:55] Aki
    I thought you didn't want to get wet.
[20:58] Masamune
    I can't help it. My body moved on its own.
[21:00] Masamune
    I can't have you dying on me,
    for various reasons.
[21:05] Aki
    Huh... I see.
[21:07] Aki
    So it just moved on its own.
    I figured it was no more than that.
[21:13] Masamune
    Then what do you want me to say?!
[21:15] Masamune
    If I said it's because I like you,
    you wouldn't believe me anyway!
[21:18] Aki
    Wha— I never said anything like that!
[21:21] Masamune
    You might as well have!
[21:27] Masamune
    It's true that I wanted to save you.
[21:29] Masamune
    Sorry for overstepping my bounds.
[21:33] Masamune
    There's no getting through to someone
[21:36] Masamune
    who's closed off to begin with.
[21:38] Masamune
    That's what sucks about it being one-way.
[21:41] Masamune
    I don't get it. Why am I so annoyed by this?
[21:45] Masamune
    I just...
[21:47] Aki
    Then prove it to me.
[21:51] Aki
    Prove it?
[21:52] Aki
    Yes. Prove that you like me.
[21:58] Aki
    You can't?
[21:59] Masamune
    What would it take for you to believe me?
[22:02] Aki
    Well, for example...
[22:08] Aki
    You could kiss me.

Season 1

E6 - Attack! Battle of the Home Visits

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[00:15] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's late.
[00:18] Neko
    It's quite hot today, isn't it?
[00:34] Neko
    Do you happen to know
    where Masamune-sama is?
[00:38] Yoshino
    Why ask me?
[00:40] Neko
    I surmised you were the first
    person whom I should ask.
[00:44] Yoshino
    I don't know.
[00:46] Neko
    Is that so?
[00:48] Yoshino
    Yes.
[00:49] Neko
    Oh, I see.
SIGN    #6: "Attack! Battle of the Home Visits"
[02:42] Aki
    Well, for example...
[02:44] Aki
    You could kiss me.
[02:47] Masamune
    Kiss...
[02:49] Masamune
    To osculate...
[02:53] Masamune
    A smooch...
[03:04] Aki
    What? If you actually liked me,
    you could at least do that.
[03:09] Masamune
    W-Well, um...
[03:11] Masamune
    D-Don't be ridiculous!
[03:13] Masamune
    A k-k-k-k-k-kiss was, like, the last of
    the last of the "Dead or Love" Plan.
[03:17] Masamune
    I was planning it as the grand finale!
[03:27] (Flashback) Aki
    Makabe...
[03:30] (Flashback) Aki
    I love you.
[03:37] (Flashback) Masamune
    But I refuse!
[03:38] Masamune
    Mission complete!
[03:40] Masamune
    That's the last scene.
[03:44] Masamune
    And so, for this to happen at
    such a random, unpopular point,
[03:47] Masamune
    and right in the middle of my plan,
    was completely unaccounted for!
[03:53] Aki
    See? I knew it.
[03:55] Aki
    I don't have time for this.
[03:57] Masamune
    Wait!
[04:04] Masamune
    What are you doing,
    grabbing onto her like that?!
[04:07] Masamune
    You just dove right into the main event!
[04:09] Masamune
    It's insane! This is insane!
[04:12] Masamune
    But I can't run away from
    this. What should I...
[04:18] Masamune
    I know. This is a ham!
[04:20] Masamune
    She's a ham shaped like a person!
[04:22] Masamune
    If I think of it as biting into a tasty
    ham I got as a midsummer gift...
[04:28] Aki
    H-Hey!
[04:32] Aki
    No! Don't!
[04:43] Masamune
    What'd you do that for?!
[04:45] Aki
    B-But...
[04:46] Masamune
    Don't "but" me!
[04:49] Masamune
    There's no use in acting like the
    victim here, you stupid ham!
[04:52] Tae
    Oh, Masamune-kun?
[05:00] Masamune
    Huh? Class Rep?
[05:02] Tae
    What are you doing there?
[05:04] Masamune
    One of the teachers made us
    clean the pool as punishment,
[05:07] Masamune
    and the pool seemed so nice and cool,
    we couldn't help but splash right in.
[05:11] Tae
    What the heck?
[05:13] Girl
    Still, you probably shouldn't
    dive in with your clothes on.
[05:16] Masamune
    L-Looks like I managed to
    dodge that bullet for now...
[05:20] Masamune
    What are you doing here, Class Rep?
[05:22] Tae
    Me? I have practice.
[05:26] Masamune
    So she's in the swim club, too.
[05:28] Masamune
    That's why she's got such
    a nice cardio body.
[05:31] Tae
    Well, good luck with the cleaning.
[05:33] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[05:39] Masamune
    What the hell? You're trying to escape?
[05:42] Aki
    Well...
[05:43] Aki
    I guess I'll just accept the fact
    that you love me so much,
[05:47] Aki
    you have no idea what to do with yourself.
[05:52] Aki
    And that brings up the question: "So what?"
[06:02] Masamune
    You can't be serious!
    Someone fry that ham to a crisp!
[06:13] Masamune
    What the hell is her problem?
    She's the one who told me to do it.
[06:20] Masamune
    I actually tried to kiss her.
[06:26] Neko
    There you are, Masamune-sama.
[06:29] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san?!
[06:31] Neko
    I've been looking for you.
[06:39] Masamune
    I don't think I have the energy
    to hang out right now...
[06:43] Neko
    My, you must be tired
    from that grueling task.
[06:58] Neko
    You can have this, if you like.
[07:01] Masamune
    Hot tea? At this time of year?
[07:08] Masamune
    It's salty.
[07:13] Neko
    I hear it's best to never let your body
    get a chill, even in the summer.
[07:18] Neko
    I also hear you need sodium and
    citric acid to fight dehydration.
[07:21] Neko
    So I thought the best solution would be
    roasted green tea with pickled plum in it.
[07:28] Masamune
    Huh...
[07:29] Masamune
    Well, that makes sense.
[07:32] Masamune
    I prefer this over some
    disgustingly sweet juice.
[07:36] Neko
    The other things you lack are
    essential vitamins and magnesium.
[07:39] Neko
    Beer yeast and propolis.
SIGN    Multivitamin
SIGN    Magnesium
[07:41] Neko
    This company's propolis has
    a patented method for how
[07:45] Neko
    it's absorbed into your body,
    making it more effective.
[07:48] Neko
    Then there's the magnesium and...
[07:52] Neko
    I-I'm terribly sorry! I've been presumptuous.
[08:00] Masamune
    I can't say that I'm very fond
    of turning to medicines first.
[08:04] Masamune
    Exercise and diet are more important.
[08:06] Masamune
    I think it's fine to use medicines
    as an aid after that, but...
[08:10] Neko
    Of course, I do believe that's ideal.
[08:15] Masamune
    She's pretty cute when she's
    pouting like that, too.
[08:20] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you something?
[08:22] Neko
    Yes?
[08:25] Masamune
    What do you like about me?
[08:30] Masamune
    I'm definitely a guy who can
    turn even a stumble into profit!
[08:34] Masamune
    This is the super difficult question Adagaki
    Aki posed to me that I couldn't answer.
[08:39] (Flashback) Aki
    What is there to like about me?
[08:42] Masamune
    I'll immediately shoot down any superficial
    answers like "your face" or "everything!"
[08:46] Masamune
    And of course, since you don't know me,
[08:50] Masamune
    you can't give a real answer
    about my character.
[08:53] Masamune
    It's the best question to ask, since either
    answer allows me to easily shoot her down!
[08:57] Masamune
    So, how are you going to answer?
[09:02] Neko
    I like how you're so modest that you
    don't even realize your own charms.
[09:10] Masamune
    White...
[09:13] Masamune
    Whitening!
[09:25] Masamune
    I-I see.
[09:28] Neko
    You should be a little more confident,
[09:33] Neko
    because you're a very lovely
    person, Masamune-sama.
[09:45] Masamune
    That woman is a tougher than I thought.
[09:49] Masamune
    I get it! I think what I'm lacking is the
    ability to be unreasonably audacious.
[09:57] Masamune
    Oh, my pants are almost dry.
[10:05] Yoshino
    That commando girl is definitely dangerous.
    I need to cut her down from the roots.
[10:23] Yoshino
    Where is she going off to on her own?
[10:26] Yoshino
    This is...
[10:29] Yoshino
    What's that woman thinking?
[10:42] Shidou
    Did you need something from Neko-sama?
[10:48] Yoshino
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:51] Neko
    Shidou. She's an acquaintance of mine.
[10:55] Neko
    Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[10:59] Neko
    You work as Adagaki-sama's
    attendant, don't you?
[11:07] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know.
[11:11] Neko
    You can stop with the charade.
[11:15] Neko
    I know it's your job, but it must be difficult.
[11:20] Yoshino
    Why are you so concerned
    with Makabe Masamune?
[11:23] Neko
    Because he saved me in the past.
[11:26] Yoshino
    You're lying. I heard
    everything from Pig's Foot.
[11:36] Kinue
    May I help you two?
[11:40] Masamune
    The way I'm so modest that I don't
    even realize my own charms, huh...
[11:44] Masamune
    I'll use that line the next
    time I see Adagaki Aki.
[11:47] Masamune
    But if I keep admiring her like this,
    I'm going to keep falling for her.
[11:54] Masamune
    I'm home.
[11:54] Kinue
    Right. First, pick up the shrimp...
[11:56] Neko
    Like this?
[11:56] Masamune
    What's all the ruckus?
[11:57] Neko
    Yes, that's right!
[11:58] Kinue
    Yes, keep that up.
[12:00] Kinue
    Very good! Next, we have the eggs.
[12:05] Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun. Welcome home.
[12:09] Neko
    Welcome home, Masamune-sama.
[12:13] Masamune
    What the hell are you two doing here?!
[12:15] Neko
    I tried making fried shrimp
    for the first time in my life.
[12:18] Neko
    I hope it's to your liking.
[12:23] Masamune
    O-Oh... I get it.
[12:24] Masamune
    This isn't my house.
[12:26] Kinue
    It's almost ready, so nibble on
    some cookies while you wait.
[12:27] Masamune
    But the loli hag is here...
[12:30] Masamune
    Wait! This is my house!
[12:33] Masamune
    M-Master!
[12:40] Yoshino
    My hands are all sticky.
[12:42] Masamune
    That doesn't matter right now!
    What the heck is going on?
[12:48] (Flashback) Kinue
    May I help you two?
[12:55] (Flashback) Kinue
    Those uniforms! You must
    go to Maa-kun's school.
[12:58] (Flashback) Kinue
    Were you looking for Maa-kun?
    Are you Maa-kun's fans?
[13:02] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun is so popular!
[13:05] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun isn't home yet. Come on in.
[13:08] (Flashback) Kinue
    I was planning to make fried shrimp tonight.
[13:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Er, no, I'm okay.
[13:12] (Flashback) Kinue
    E-B-I! Otherwise known as shrimp!
[13:14] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Shrimp!
[13:15] (Flashback) Kinue
    You, too! Repeat after me!
[13:19] (Flashback) Shidou
    No, I'm afraid I have work to do.
[13:22] Masamune
    I-I'm so sorry that my
    mom can't take a hint.
[13:25] Yoshino
    It was super awkward.
[13:27] Masamune
    Anyway, I need you guys to leave,
[13:31] Masamune
    before you see anything dangerous.
[13:37] Masamune
    Was there anything else?
[13:39] Yoshino
    By "dangerous," do you mean everything here?
[13:43] Masamune
    Huh? What do you mean?
[13:45] Yoshino
    This room that makes it
    obvious that you have
[13:47] Yoshino
    nothing but weight training on your mind.
[13:49] Masamune
    S-Stop looking around so much!
[13:51] Masamune
    And call it the "gym machine of perfection"!
[13:54] Masamune
    Listen up. You can't lose a single day
    on the road to becoming a hot guy.
[13:57] Masamune
    If you let the smallest fat go, it'll
    become an even bigger visceral fat.
[14:01] Masamune
    A single drop of oil is the
    beginning of a huge fatty.
[14:04] Neko
    My, what a lovely room.
[14:10] Neko
    This is all rather ideal for rehabilitation.
[14:18] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[14:22] Neko
    It's embarrassing to do that here.
[14:25] Masamune
    I won't be fooled, no matter
    what weird things you say!
[14:29] Masamune
    Did you need something?
[14:32] Neko
    Oh, yes. The shrimp is ready.
    Chinatsu-sama also just came home,
[14:37] Neko
    so Kinue-sama is waiting for you.
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[14:45] Masamune
    Such high calories again...
[14:47] Chinatsu
    Man, I was so surprised.
[14:49] Chinatsu
    I can't believe you actually have friends
    willing to come over, Onii-chan.
[14:53] Neko
    Oh, why is that?
[14:56] Neko
    Masamune-sama is quite popular.
[14:59] Chinatsu
    Well, Onii-chan's scared of
    people finding out who—
[15:03] Chinatsu
    Is this the stupid mouth
    that's blabbing too much?!
[15:06] Neko
    "Who"? You mean Masamune-sama?
[15:09] Chinatsu
    Oh, yeah. I mean, he thinks
    he's hot stuff now, but—
[15:13] Masamune
    And that's enough idle chatter! Let's eat!
[15:17] Chinatsu
    Why are you sitting here? There's no room.
[15:20] Kinue
    Did everyone take a seat?
[15:22] Kinue
    All right, let's eat.
[15:27] Masamune
    This breading is pretty much all fat.
[15:39] Kinue
    Jeez!
[15:40] Kinue
    Maa-kun, Neko-chan! Don't do that!
[15:42] Kinue
    You're supposed to enjoy your meals!
[15:45] Both
    Enjoy?
[15:47] Masamune
    But calories are a problem.
[15:48] Neko
    Nutrients are important.
[15:53] Chinatsu
    You two are so much alike.
[15:57] Masamune
    Hey, I'm not gonna let that slide!
[15:59] Chinatsu
    Why?
[16:01] Masamune
    "Why," nothing! How are we alike at all?
[16:02] Kinue
    Yoshino-chan, there's more if you'd like.
[16:04] Yoshino
    Okay.
[16:05] Chinatsu
    Hey, let's set off some fireworks after we eat.
[16:08] Masamune
    Hey! Stop deciding for everyone else!
[16:10] Masamune
    They're both really busy, you know.
[16:12] Neko
    My! Fireworks! How lovely. I would love to!
[16:16] Chinatsu
    What about you, Yoshino-san?
[16:18] Yoshino
    Okay.
[16:19] Chinatsu
    Yay!
[16:20] Masamune
    This little...
[16:25] Chinatsu
    It's fireworks time!
[16:28] Masamune
    Did you really have to
    change into a yukata?
[16:37] Chinatsu
    Fireworks!
[16:39] Masamune
    You're gonna bother the neighbors.
[16:41] Chinatsu
    Fujinomiya-san, hurry! Come here!
[16:44] Masamune
    Well, good job taking her out
    to the yard, my little sister.
[16:49] Masamune
    It's safer than me being inside
    this house with that woman.
[16:54] Yoshino
    Your little sister is pretty
    different from you.
[17:01] Masamune
    She's way too hyper.
[17:04] Masamune
    Sorry to make you go through with all this.
[17:07] Yoshino
    It's fine. I'm just not very fond of fireworks.
[17:10] Masamune
    Huh? Why not?
[17:12] Yoshino
    A long time ago,
[17:13] Yoshino
    Aki-sama thought up an experiment
[17:13] (Flashback) Aki
    Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
    five, four, three, two, one...
[17:16] Yoshino
    to find out how many rocket fireworks it
    would take to fly someone to the moon,
[17:20] Yoshino
    and I was the guinea pig...
[17:23] Yoshino
    My vision went white and
    I couldn't hear anymore.
[17:27] Masamune
    Enough! That's enough, Master!
[17:28] Masamune
    You don't have to say it!
[17:30] Masamune
    How sadistic can that Cruel Princess be?!
[17:35] Yoshino
    These snake fireworks are so calming.
[17:37] Masamune
    I think I'll just leave her be.
[17:41] Neko
    Chinatsu-sama, your obi is loose.
[17:44] Chinatsu
    Huh?
[17:47] Chinatsu
    Th-Thanks.
[17:51] Masamune
    What are you all red for?
[17:56] Masamune
    A Chinese peony when she stands,
    and a tree peony when she sits, was it?
[18:05] Chinatsu
    Thanks.
[18:08] Neko
    Chinatsu-sama is very cute.
[18:12] Masamune
    Is she? I don't think so.
[18:15] Neko
    I've never experienced
    such a delightful time.
[18:18] Neko
    I'm not sure how I should be reacting.
[18:22] Masamune
    Everyone's set off fireworks before.
[18:28] Neko
    It's so beautiful.
[18:32] Kinue
    Everyone, I sliced some watermelon.
[18:34] Masamune
    More food?!
[18:36] Chinatsu
    Watermelon!
[18:38] Chinatsu
    Fujinomiya-san, Koiwai-san,
    let's have a contest!
[18:41] Neko
    A contest?
[18:42] Yoshino
    For what?
[18:43] Chinatsu
    To see who can spit the
    seeds the farthest, duh!
[18:45] Kinue
    I'm not going to lose.
[18:47] Masamune
    Are they all grade-schoolers?
[19:00] Masamune
    If you weren't such a liar,
[19:04] Masamune
    we might have been able to have
    a different kind of relationship.
[19:16] Masamune
    If I didn't have this vendetta
    against Adagaki Aki,
[19:20] Masamune
    would I have felt something else?
[19:29] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, are you done changing?
[19:32] Masamune
    Your ride is here.
[19:33] Neko
    I'll be right there.
[19:46] Masamune
    She's finally going home.
    That was so nerve-wracking.
[19:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[19:51] Neko
    Won't you see me to my house?
[19:54] Masamune
    Oh, come on. You have
    someone waiting for you.
[20:00] Neko
    Today was such a fun day.
    I regret that it's over.
[20:04] Masamune
    Well, that's nice.
[20:06] Masamune
    Please never come over again.
[20:08] Neko
    Farewell.
[20:14] Masamune
    What about you, Master?
    Want me to walk you home?
[20:18] Yoshino
    I live at Aki-sama's place.
[20:20] Masamune
    R-Right...
[20:22] Masamune
    I don't want her getting the wrong idea again.
[20:26] Masmune
    Then I'll just walk you to a main
    road where you can get a taxi.
[20:33] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[20:38] Yoshino
    Don't get caught up in her pace.
[20:41] Masamune
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    That's not happening.
[20:44] Yoshino
    No matter what.
[20:47] Chinatsu
    Man, that was so much fun!
[20:49] Chinatsu
    I feel a little relieved now. I thought
    Onii-chan would be alone forever.
[20:54] Kinue
    Yeah.
[20:57] Kinue
    To think we'd meet again here...
[21:00] Kinue
    Fujinomiya-san.
[21:03] Shidou
    I'm very sorry that I could
    not accompany you, milady.
[21:07] Neko
    It's quite all right. I was
    able to produce some results.
[21:12] Neko
    We're alike...
[21:15] Neko
    She might be right.
[22:53] Masamune
    It's the way you're so modest that you
    don't even realize your own charms.
[23:01] Masamune
    Huh?
[23:03] Masamune
    I just told you how I feel.
[23:07] Aki
    Did you think saying that would
    stir the slightest feelings in me?
[23:11] Aki
    Such a cheap line. I'm not
    you, for crying out loud.
[23:16] Aki
    Just so you know, I know exactly
    what my potential is.
[23:20] Aki
    And in your case, it's not that
    you're too modest to realize it.
[23:25] Aki
    It's just that you're a moron.
[23:32] Masamune
    Master...
[23:36] Yoshino
    You just stole her line? Are you stupid?

Season 1

E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident

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[00:01] Masamune
    All right!
[00:07] Kojuurou
    We're all done, Makabe-kun!
[00:09] Masamune
    Did you survive somehow, Kojuurou?
[00:11] Kojuurou
    Yeah! It's finally summer vacation!
[00:14] ---
    Do you have any plans?
[00:15] Masamune
    Me? I'm...
[00:21] Aki
    Hey, Makabe!
[00:23] Masamune
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Super
SIGN    Exciting
SIGN    Marine Beach
SIGN    Okinawa
[00:26] Aki
    What in the world are you thinking?
[00:27] Aki
    Don't use my desk as your personal trash can.
[00:30] Masamune
    I'm surprised you figured out it was me.
[00:32] Aki
    Anyone would know, considering
    you wrote something like this.
SIGN    Please Contact Your M
[00:35] Masamune
    Yes... Summer vacation,
    when we'll have no classes.
[00:38] Masamune
    I can't worry about logic when we
    won't have classes for forty days.
[00:44] Masamune
    I'm going to go with the power play.
[00:47] Masamune
    It's what I learned from Fujinomiya Neko.
[00:50] Aki
    Too bad for you...
[00:53] Aki
    I already have plans to spend
    my summer at our island villa.
[00:59] Aki
    Shuri-kun...
[01:01] Aki
    You're invited.
[01:06] Masamune
    What?!
[01:09] Kojuurou
    M-Me?
[01:11] Aki
    Aren't you excited, Shuri-kun?
[01:13] Masamune
    She's doing this to spite me.
    To spite me personally!
[01:17] Kojuurou
    I-I...
[01:19] Kojuurou
    I don't wanna go unless Makabe-kun's with me!
[01:22] Masamune
    Nice, Kojuurou.
[01:24] Masamune
    That's right, Adagaki-san.
[01:26] Masamune
    Kojuurou-kyun and I are one and the same.
[01:29] Masamune
    If you're taking Kojuurou,
    you can expect me there, as well.
[01:33] Aki
    Wha—
[01:35] Neko
    If Masamune-sama is going,
    I will also accompany him.
[01:38] Tae
    What? That sounds so nice! The beach?
[01:42] Tae
    I want to swim until I puke!
[01:44] Tae
    I'm so jealous!
[01:46] Masamune
    Now, what will you do, Adagaki-san?
[01:49] Masamune
    Will you take care of all of us,
[01:51] Masamune
    or spend your time on a
    private beach all alone?
[01:55] Masamune
    Those are your choices.
[02:00] Aki
    All...
[02:01] Aki
    All right, fine!
[02:06] Masamune
    And so,
[02:09] Masamune
    we're heading toward an isolated
    island called Tsunade Island.
SIGN    #7 "The Tsunade Island Incident"
[03:44] Masamune
    Yes!
[03:45] Masamune
    Time to raise the sails!
[03:47] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[03:50] Masamune
    Where's the Cruel Princess?
[03:51] Yoshino
    She's still eating.
[03:54] Yoshino
    Putting Aki-sama aside,
[03:57] Yoshino
    I've been researching Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:01] Yoshino
    I can't find a weakness.
[04:02] Yoshino
    I can't figure out why
    she's so obsessed with you.
[04:07] Masamune
    So logically...
[04:09] Neko
    There's a boat over there, too.
[04:13] Masamune
    Well, don't worry, Master.
[04:15] ---
    No matter what happens, my only goal
    is to get revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[04:21] Masamune
    A Fujinomiya Neko or two coming at
    me with all she's got is no problem.
[04:26] Yoshino
    This is not the time to sound so carefree.
[04:28] Masamune
    Wait, is she angry at me?
[04:33] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[04:34] Yoshino
    If you don't do something
    about Aki-sama on this trip,
[04:38] Yoshino
    I will tell Aki-sama
[04:40] Yoshino
    everything that's happened thus far.
[04:51] Yuisaki
    Wait, what?
[04:52] Yuisaki
    What do you mean, I wasn't anything serious?
[04:55] Yuisaki
    Are you saying that didn't mean we
    were going out? And that's why...
[04:58] Yuisaki
    Hey, wait! Hear me out, Kenji! Ken—
[05:08] Yuisaki
    Ugh! That selfish bastard!
[05:11] ---
    What is it? What's wrong with me?
[05:13] Yuisaki
    That I have a face of a mistress?
    That I'm a different woman when drunk?
[05:15] Yuisaki
    That I sing death metal at karaoke?!
[05:17] Maid
    Yuisaki-san, the young lady has arrived.
[05:22] Yuisaki
    Right. I'll be right there.
[05:31] Tae
    So gorgeous!
[05:32] Kojuurou
    This is what a villa looks like?
[05:34] Tae
    To be able to stay somewhere
    like this is amazing!
[05:37] Masamune
    True, it's much fancier than I—
[05:40] ---
    No, no. There's no time to be in awe.
[05:44] Masamune
    Is she serious about telling her everything?
[05:46] Masamune
    That's so not fair.
[05:50] Aki
    Yuisaki-san should have arrived before us.
[05:53] Tae
    Yuisaki-san?
[05:55] Aki
    My father's secretary.
[05:56] Aki
    Since Yoshino's father was busy,
    she came along as a chaperone.
[06:02] Yuisaki
    Watching over the young lady of the
    house is part of the secretary's job.
[06:05] Yuisaki
    My sweet, adorable Aki-sama...
[06:08] Yuisaki
    You're the only one who
    can comfort me right now.
[06:13] Yuisaki
    Open the doors.
[06:17] Yuisaki
    You've had a long journey.
[06:19] Yuisaki
    We've been waiting for you, Aki-sama.
[06:22] Kojuurou
    Wow, she's really pretty!
[06:24] Tae
    She looks like an actress!
[06:25] Aki
    We'll be in your care, Yuisaki-san.
[06:28] Yuisaki
    It's no trouble at all.
[06:31] Yuisaki
    I heard that you were
    bringing a lot of friends...
[06:35] Yuisaki
    And a boy, too?!
[06:37] Yuisaki
    M-Milady, what's the meaning of this?
[06:40] Kojuurou
    I'm a boy, too.
[06:44] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I will tell Aki-sama everything.
[06:46] Masamune
    I can't be worried about
    appearances any longer.
[06:49] Masamune
    If I don't make Adagaki
    fall for me here, I'll...
[06:50] Aki
    W-Well, um...
[06:55] Masamune
    She's a Cruel Princess who
    bears her fangs at men,
[06:57] Yuisaki
    Who is that, milady?
[06:57] ---
    but she likes to look good
    in front of other women.
[07:00] Aki
    Well, um, uh...
[07:02] Masamune
    This is a super risky move,
    but I have to go out on a limb here.
[07:06] Masamune
    Yes!
[07:07] Masamune
    I am dating Adagaki-san!
[07:13] Masamune
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[07:18] Masamune
    That hurt!
[07:20] Aki
    You're the one saying things
    that prove your brain's fried!
[07:23] Masamune
    So what?! It's not that big a deal!
[07:24] Aki
    Yes, it is! It's a huge deal!
[07:27] Yuisaki
    Of course...
[07:30] Yuisaki
    If you were still going on
    about how much you hate men,
[07:33] Yuisaki
    I would have been worried.
[07:36] Aki
    Y-You think so?
[07:39] Yuisaki
    Of course! It's one thing if you're
    still in grade school or middle school,
[07:42] Yuisaki
    but if you were still saying
    you hated men in high school,
[07:46] Yuisaki
    if you'll pardon my saying so,
    it'd just be embarrassing.
[07:49] Yuisaki
    But I'm relieved.
[07:51] ---
    You have such a lovely boyfriend.
[07:54] Yuisaki
    Goodness, you should have told me!
[07:57] Aki
    R-Right...
[07:59] Yuisaki
    This should help with the lack of
    development in your breasts, as well.
[08:05] Aki
    I... I just thought it wasn't
    anything worth mentioning!
[08:10] Yuisaki
    Oh, come now. It's hard to find
    a boyfriend this handsome.
[08:14] Aki
    He's nothing special!
[08:16] Aki
    Come on, Makabe!
[08:17] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:18] Aki
    You wanted to go swimming, didn't you?
[08:22] Yuisaki
    That brat...
[08:25] Masamune
    Thank goodness you're so
    concerned about appearances.
[08:28] Aki
    And whose fault do you think this is?!
[08:31] Masamune
    You chose this yourself, Adagaki-san.
[08:36] Masamune
    Even though Adagaki Aki's the Cruel Princess
    who gives guys horrible nicknames,
[08:41] Masamune
    she chooses to maintain appearances
    in front of other girls.
[08:46] Masamune
    That was a really risky wager,
[08:48] ---
    but I read the situation correctly.
[08:51] Masamune
    Thank goodness the hot secretary
    lady wasn't harsh, either.
[08:54] Aki
    Well, if you hadn't said something so crazy...
[08:57] Masamune
    Ah, Yuisaki-san.
[09:08] Aki
    Listen well, Makabe. This is just
    for while we're on this island.
[09:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:12] Aki
    This is just an act,
[09:13] ---
    and you know what'll happen
    if you take it too far!
[09:16] Masamune
    Okay, got it! No problem.
[09:21] Masamune
    Of course, I'm not going to
    let it end as just an act.
[09:27] Masamune
    Behold! My perfect body
    glimmering in the sunlight!
[09:33] Tae
    It's the ocean!
[09:34] Tae
    Charge!
[09:36] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:38] Tae
    This feels so good!
[09:38] Kojuurou
    She's so energetic.
[09:40] Tae
    The water's amazing! Come on, everyone!
[09:40] Neko
    She might have been a dolphin or
    a female diver in her past life.
[09:44] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, you look as cool as ever.
[09:47] Masamune
    I'm happy for you, Kojuurou.
[09:50] Masamune
    You didn't have to wear one of the
    swimsuits the class rep picked out.
[09:50] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    No!
[09:53] Kojuurou
    Of course not! I'm a boy!
[09:55] ---
    Of course I'm going to wear a boy's!
[09:58] Masamune
    So why are you wearing a T-shirt?
[10:00] Kojuurou
    It's so I don't get sunburned.
[10:02] ---
    Isn't it cool? Rawr!
[10:04] Masamune
    Oh, I see...
[10:06] Neko
    You can never be too careful.
[10:09] Neko
    UV rays are an enemy to your skin.
[10:13] Neko
    Oh, yes, Masamune-sama...
[10:16] Neko
    Would you mind going over there
[10:18] Neko
    and helping me reapply my sunblock?
[10:22] Masamune
    E-Eek! A girl's body!
[10:24] Masamune
    No, wait! If that Yuisaki-san
    happens to see this,
[10:29] Masamune
    the chance I finally earned
    from the "we're dating" plan
[10:33] ---
    will go to waste!
[10:34] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, I, um... Uh...
[10:42] Neko
    Oh, my.
[10:44] Aki
    Why don't you go pull your
    cheap tricks somewhere else?
[10:47] Aki
    You heard Makabe. He's dating me.
[10:51] ---
    Stop trying to interfere.
[10:53] Masamune
    Wh-Whoa! To think she'd be
    the one to jump on this...
[10:59] Neko
    You don't seem nearly as upset
    as I'd expect, Aki-sama.
[11:02] Aki
    I'm saying this for your sake.
[11:05] Aki
    I'm sorry to drag you into this,
[11:07] ---
    but if Yuisaki-san saw this,
    she'd get the wrong idea.
[11:10] Aki
    Makabe would be the indecisive playboy,
[11:13] ---
    and you'd be the one getting played.
[11:15] Aki
    I'm sure that wouldn't look good
    for the Fujinomiya family, either.
[11:21] Neko
    Very well.
[11:23] Neko
    I will withdraw for the time being,
    since you're being so calm about this.
[11:28] Aki
    I'm glad you comprehend things so quickly.
[11:33] Masamune
    Huh? Where are we going?
[11:36] Aki
    Somewhere quiet. Come with me.
[11:39] Aki
    You're my boyfriend, aren't you?
[11:42] Masamune
    H-Hey, hey... Where is this going?
[11:56] Masamune
    We're completely alone now.
[12:03] Aki
    Makabe...
[12:07] Aki
    Bring me some carbs.
    It doesn't matter what kind.
[12:12] Masamune
    What?!
[12:13] Aki
    Brr, it's freezing.
[12:15] ---
    Go on, hurry it up.
[12:17] Aki
    If you ask Yuisaki-san,
    she'll prepare something for you.
[12:20] Masamune
    U-Um...
[12:21] Aki
    What?
[12:22] Masamune
    Wh-What happened to acting like we're dating?
[12:24] Aki
    No one will see us here.
[12:28] Aki
    There's not a single micron's worth
    of a point to continue this act
[12:31] ---
    where no one can see us.
[12:33] Aki
    Are you stupid?
[12:34] Masamune
    You damn bitch...
[12:39] Aki
    Well, if you want to continue, that's fine,
[12:42] ---
    but I still want the same thing.
[12:45] Aki
    Hurry and bring me my meal.
[12:48] Aki
    Do your best, darling.
[12:51] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah, I got it.
    Please be patient, honey.
[12:55] Aki
    If you walk, I'm divorcing you.
[12:59] Masamune
    Damn it all...
[13:00] Masamune
    Whether she's in the gym storage room or
    at the beach, that sadist never changes.
[13:04] Masamune
    Anyway, I can't let things go on like this.
[13:06] ---
    I need something that'll push
    this one step further.
[13:11] Masamune
    Um, excuse me.
[13:13] Yuisaki
    Oh, Makabe-kun.
[13:16] Yuisaki
    I see that Aki-sama hasn't changed.
[13:18] Masamune
    I'm very sorry about that.
[13:20] Yuisaki
    You must be a very kind boyfriend,
    to do this for your girlfriend.
[13:26] Masamune
    No, this much is normal.
[13:30] Masamune
    Um, may I ask you a question?
[13:33] Yuisaki
    Yes?
[13:34] Masamune
    Are there any fun locations on this island?
[13:37] Yuisaki
    Well... There's a club, a live music venue,
[13:42] ---
    and since you're a guy, there's a cabaret club.
[13:44] Masamune
    Er, I mean something that high-schoolers
    on summer break can enjoy.
[13:48] Yuisaki
    Oh, I see.
[13:50] Yuisaki
    Well...
[13:52] Yuisaki
    How about a test of courage?
[13:56] Masamune
    A test of courage?
[13:58] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[13:59] Masamune
    If I recall correctly, she doesn't
    handle scary things well.
[14:02] Masamune
    If I come to save her after her knees
    give out and she's unable to move...
[14:07] Yuisaki
    I guess that might be too childish.
[14:09] Masamune
    No, that's great!
[14:11] Masamune
    Everyone likes those!
    Is there a particular place?
[14:15] Yuisaki
    Yes. There's a perfect spot.
[14:19] Masamune
    Thank you.
[14:21] Yuisaki
    I won't tell you to blow up, you normie.
[14:24] ---
    You're free to love who you want, after all.
[14:27] Yuisaki
    But, but...
[14:29] Yuisaki
    But, but...
[14:31] Yuisaki
    It's a hundred years too early
    for a little brat like you!
[14:35] Yuisaki
    I'm going to send you straight to Hell!
[14:42] Yuisaki
    It was the year that I was hired as
    the secretary for the Adagaki family.
[14:46] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Yeah, we met at the concert, remember?
[14:50] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Huh? What do you mean you
    were just playing around?!
[14:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    What are you talking about?!
[14:54] Yuisaki
    Wait, Midori! You're at work!
[14:58] Yuisaki
    Crap, someone's here?
[15:08] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    M-Milady? Why are you crying?
[15:12] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Oh, where's that rather round
    boy you were playing with?
[15:18] (Flashback) Aki
    He's gone!
[15:22] (Flashback) Aki
    He's gone already.
[15:27] (Flashback) Aki
    I don't need anyone like him!
[15:31] Yuisaki
    So she chose pride over being coddled.
[15:34] ---
    What a cute little girl.
[15:37] Yuisaki
    Ever since then,
[15:39] ---
    the little lady was supposed to continue
    her destructive path of hating men.
[15:39] (Flashback) guyABC
    Adagaki-san!
[15:40] (Flashback) guyA
    Please...
[15:41] (Flashback) guyB
    Please...
[15:42] (Flashback) guyC
    Go out with me!
[15:47] Yuisaki
    Nice! Despite her elegant face,
[15:50] ---
    she's a hellish princess who
    tramples over the males.
[15:52] Yuisaki
    Gives me the chills!
[15:54] Yuisaki
    She could probably turn completely dark,
[15:56] ---
    take her negative, man-hating aura,
    and conquer the world with it.
[16:01] Yuisaki
    And yet...
[16:03] Yuisaki
    Where the hell did he come from?
[16:05] Yuisaki
    That little pissant with
    such a refreshing face?
[16:19] Tae
    Well, this definitely has me
    trembling with excitement.
[16:23] Aki
    Why do you seem so happy?
[16:26] Tae
    Did you say something?
[16:28] Aki
    I said good for you.
[16:30] Tae
    Yeah, really!
[16:33] Masamune
    Now!
[16:35] Masamune
    Let's decide what order we're going in.
[16:38] Masamune
    Who's first?
[16:41] Masamune
    Second?
[16:41] Kojuurou
    I-It's me.
[16:43] Masamune
    Third?
[16:44] Tae
    Me!
[16:44] Masamune
    Fourth?
[16:47] Masamune
    And I'm fifth.
[16:48] Neko
    It appears that I'm sixth and last.
[16:52] Masamune
    All right, let's get things rolling. Koiwai-san!
[16:55] Tae
    Good luck!
[16:57] Masamune
    You gave me a great suggestion, Yuisaki-san.
[17:01] Masamune
    This is the absolutely perfect stage.
[17:03] Tae
    I'm next!
[17:05] Masamune
    Allow me to explain. The starting
    order was definitely rigged.
[17:09] Masamune
    And once the Cruel Princess
    is too scared to move,
[17:12] Masamune
    I will come swooping in to
    save her from her distress.
[17:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    Let's go to the exit together, Adagaki-san.
[17:23] (Flashback) Aki
    M-Makabe... You'll forgive me?
[17:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    Well, I am your boyfriend.
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
    I know it's a bit late, but...
[17:34] (Flashback) Aki
    No, not just now... Be my boyfriend forever.
[17:38] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so reliable, darling.
[17:40] Masamune
    Awesome, awesome. Nice!
[17:41] Aki
    Huh? It went out?! It won't turn on!
[17:44] Aki
    What is this? Why isn't it working?
[17:44] Masamune
    Are you prepared to be scared
    out of your wits, Adagaki Aki?
[17:53] Tae
    Is it this way?
[17:54] Yuisaki
    You're none of my concern, brat.
[17:56] Tae
    I'll go this way.
[17:59] Yuisaki
    My only target is Makabe Masamune!
[18:02] Yuisaki
    I'm going to turn that hottie mask
    of yours into a frightened mess!
[18:06] Yuisaki
    Even Aki-sama will be able
    to get out of this dungeon.
[18:08] Yuisaki
    And you, her boyfriend, will be so
    frightened that your knees give out.
[18:11] Yuisaki
    There is nothing more embarrassing!
    The love between you will disappear!
[18:14] Yuiski
    Nothing will bring me more joy!
[18:17] Yuisaki
    Is Aki-sama next? Fear not.
[18:36] Yuisaki
    No!
[18:43] Aki
    Seriously, what's wrong with this thing?
[18:51] Both
    No!
[18:53] Masamune
    Here it comes!
[18:56] Masamune
    Are you all right, Adagaki-san?
[18:58] ---
    Huh?!
[19:02] Masamune
    Who the hell are you?
[19:05] Yuisaki
    Everyone, run!
[19:07] Masamune
    Yuisaki-san?
[19:11] Yuisaki
    No!
[19:19] Yuisaki
    This is a dream... This is a dream...
    This is a dream... This is a dream!
[19:21] Yuisaki
    An incident where everyone gets murdered
    on a desert island! A lustful serial killer!
[19:24] Yuisaki
    The names of the dead
    include Yuisaki Midori!
[19:27] Yuisaki
    No! I don't want everyone
    to find out how old I am!
[19:33] Neko
    Yuisaki-sama? What are you doing here?
[19:38] Neko
    Oh, dear...
[19:40] Neko
    It appears as though it's going to rain.
[19:42] Yuisaki
    N-No!
[19:46] Yuisaki
    This is a nightmare!
[19:56] Masamune
    Oh, are you awake?
[20:00] Masamune
    You shouldn't move.
[20:02] ---
    You hit your head, so you should stay still.
[20:06] Yuisaki
    I'm so sorry, I...
[20:10] Masamune
    You really startled me.
[20:12] ---
    I asked Koiwai-san to help
    me scare people a bit,
[20:16] Masamune
    but I didn't think you were going
    to participate too, Yuisaki-san.
[20:21] Yuisaki
    So that's how it is.
[20:23] Masamune
    But you must be a very
    reliable person, Yuisaki-san.
[20:28] ---
    I need to take after you.
[20:31] Yuisaki
    That's not true.
[20:33] ---
    You seem to be a boyfriend
    who cares for his girlfriend.
[20:35] Masamune
    That's not true.
[20:37] Yuisaki
    Huh?
[20:38] Masamune
    Actually, it's a lie that
     I'm going out with Adagaki-san.
[20:42] Masamune
    I came up with this test of courage
    because I wanted to show off to her.
[20:47] Masamune
    And I ended up getting you
    involved, too, so I'm sorry.
[20:51] Yuisaki
    He's a good kid.
[20:53] ---
    And yet I went this far
    because I was so prejudiced.
[21:00] Aki
    You're late, Makabe!
[21:02] Aki
    If you drop Yuisaki-san,
    I'll never forgive you!
[21:05] Yuisaki
    Milady...
[21:08] Aki
    B-But I'll say thank you, at least.
[21:13] Masamune
    Yuisaki-san, please don't tell
    Adagaki-san what I said...
[21:18] Yuisaki
    What are you talking about?
[21:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:20] Yuisaki
    I didn't hear anything.
[21:27] Masamune
    I ended up not getting any results.
[21:31] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[21:32] Masamune
    Yes, I'm sorry!
[21:34] Yoshino
    You don't have to be so on edge.
[21:37] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:38] Yoshino
    I'm telling you that your plan wasn't so bad.
[21:42] Yoshino
    Aki-sama cares about appearances,
[21:45] ---
    but she refuses to do things
    she truly doesn't like.
[21:48] Yoshino
    Doing that in front of Commando
    was probably a good thing.
[21:54] Yoshino
    So I won't tell Aki-sama.
[21:56] Masamune
    I-I see.
[21:58] Yoshino
    Don't let your guard down, Pig's Foot.
[22:01] Yoshino
    I have no intention of helping out
    a Pig's Foot who's not motivated.
[22:05] Masamune
    M-Master!

Season 1

E8 - It's Not You

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SIGN    #8 "It's Not You"
[01:30] Masamune
    95, 96, 97...
[01:35] Masamune
    98, 99, 100.
[01:47] Masamune
    All right. Every fiber of muscle,
    from my transverse abdominal muscles
[01:51] ---
    to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free.
[01:55] Masamune
    That must be Master.
[02:00] Masamune
    Wh-Wh-What's going on?
SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:02] Masamune
    Adagaki... That Adagaki Aki is calling me?
[02:06] Masamune
    I never even fathomed that
    something like this would happen.
[02:10] Masamune
    Talk about a bolt from the blue!
[02:11] Masamune
    Like pulling a muscle right
    at the starting line!
[02:14] Masamune
    Should I at least answer it?
[02:16] Masamune
    Wait, but this might be some kind of trap.
[02:19] Masamune
    A way to build me up,
    only to push me down into Hell!
SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:26] Masamune
    I'm just going to go for it!
[02:29] Masamune
    Hello?
[02:30] Aki
    Answer faster!
[02:34] Yoshino
    Luggage from the island trip?
[02:36] Masamune
    Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags.
[02:41] Masamune
    And she wants to give it
    to me in person tomorrow.
[02:45] Masamune
    Surprising, isn't it?
[02:47] ---
    That Adagaki would say something like that.
[02:50] Masamune
    Just like you said, maybe the
    plan on the island went well.
[02:54] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, you should think
    about this more carefully.
[02:57] Masamune
    Huh?
[02:58] Yoshino
    This is definitely a huge step,
[03:00] Yoshino
    but if you make even one mistake,
    we don't know what will happen.
[03:07] Masamune
    Man... Master could have
    been a bit happier for me.
[03:15] Masamune
    Well, I guess I'll do my homework.
[03:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[03:24] Masamune
    What? Huh?
[03:26] ---
    What's going on?!
[03:28] Masamune
    The picture's gone!
[03:35] Masamune
    Back then...
[03:45] Masamune
    That woman...
[03:49] Masamune
    Hey, thanks.
[03:52] Aki
    How careless can you be,
    to leave your things at my villa?
[03:56] Masamune
    R-Right... I'm glad you came
    to return it to me in person.
[04:00] Aki
    I would've preferred to send it
    to you. But Yuisaki-san said...
[04:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki
    What? You're going out, but you're
    going to have it delivered to him?
[04:09] Aki
    She started making strange inquiries.
[04:12] Masamune
    Props to the hot secretary!
[04:13] Aki
    What?
[04:14] Masamune
    Oh, no, it's nothing.
[04:18] Aki
    Listen well, Makabe.
[04:19] Aki
    If you continue to act overly
    familiar with me, you'll be sorry.
[04:26] Masamune
    That face...
[04:29] Masamune
    It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago.
[04:40] Masamune
    Come to think of it,
[04:42] ---
    the one who stole that picture
    was probably Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:45] Masamune
    I can only imagine that
    she swiped it back then.
[04:49] Masamune
    She should be able to tell right away that
    the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki.
[04:54] Masamune
    She might even be able to tell that the
    boy is the Pig's Foot version of me.
[04:57] Aki
    By the way, Makabe, have
    you heard from Futaba-san?
[05:01] Aki
    She asked if we'd all like to
    go to the pool tomorrow.
[05:05] Aki
    We just got back from the villa.
[05:08] ---
    I think it's way too soon.
[05:11] Masamune
    Yeah...
[05:13] Masamune
    I don't get it.
[05:14] Masamune
    Why would she just take
    it and not say anything?
[05:18] Masamune
    You'd think anyone would have
    some questions about it.
[05:21] Aki
    Makabe.
[05:22] Masamune
    Doesn't it bug her?
[05:23] Aki
    Makabe, are you listening?
[05:25] Masamune
    Why would she even take it, then?
[05:27] Aki
    Makabe!
[05:35] Masamune
    Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san?
[05:38] Aki
    If it's such a bother to talk to me,
[05:40] ---
    I'd be more than happy
    to leave, as you wish.
[05:43] Masamune
    No, I'm sorry, I...
[05:45] Aki
    Good day!
[05:49] Clerk
    Thank you very much.
[05:52] Girl
    Mommy, did that guy just get dumped?
[05:56] Mom
    Shh!
[06:04] Masamune
    After all she just ate... That little...
[06:09] Masamune
    What am I doing?
[06:11] ---
    This is exactly what
    Master was talking about.
[06:20] Masamune
    Leaving things how they are right
    now is probably not a good idea.
SIGN    Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko
[06:39] Masamune
    Hello?
[06:40] Neko
    Oh, is this Masamune-sama?
[06:43] Neko
    This is Neko. Do you have a moment?
[06:47] Masamune
    Y-Yeah. What's up?
[06:49] Neko
    Yes, well, Futaba-san had
    invited me to go to the pool,
[06:54] ---
    but I was wondering if you were
    going as well, Masamune-sama.
[06:57] Masamune
    I see.
[06:58] ---
    U-Um...
[07:01] Masamune
    Actually, what are you doing right now?
[07:05] Neko
    Right now, I'm currently alone in my room.
[07:09] Masamune
    Do you think we could meet up right now?
[07:12] Neko
    What?
[07:13] Masamune
    No, not in a weird way or anything...
[07:15] Neko
    I would be happy to! Then...
[07:31] Neko
    Welcome, Masamune-sama.
[07:33] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[07:35] Neko
    Please, come in.
[07:37] ---
    I regret that I don't have much to offer.
[07:40] Masamune
    My first time being inside a girl's house...
[07:43] ---
    No, if I include Adagaki Aki's
    house, this would be the second.
[07:47] Masamune
    But that doesn't count!
[07:49] Masamune
    So this is what they call
    going to a girl's place!
[07:52] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[07:55] Masamune
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
[07:57] Masamune
    If I want to find out the
    truth about the photo,
[07:59] ---
    I have to become the moth that
    dives directly into the flame!
[08:02] Masamune
    Go, Masamune! Be a man!
[08:07] Masamune
    Pardon the intrusion.
[08:16] Neko
    I'll put on some tea.
[08:22] Masamune
    This is quite an apartment.
[08:24] ---
    Are you living with your attendant?
[08:26] Neko
    Yes. This is a secondary residence that my
    father and grandfather use for work.
[08:30] Neko
    This was the only place they would allow.
[08:33] Neko
    What brought you here so suddenly?
[08:36] Neko
    I am very happy to see you, but...
[08:38] Masamune
    I forgot to think up a reason.
[08:42] Masamune
    Um...
[08:43] ---
    Well, I just happened to be in the area...
[08:47] Masamune
    That's painful. That excuse
    is insanely painful.
[08:52] Neko
    My, it must have been fate. How wonderful.
[08:56] Masamune
    Is she seriously happy? Seriously?
[09:00] Masamune
    Ugh! The more I think about it,
    the more I have no idea what's going on!
[09:05] Masamune
    Say, Fujinomiya-san,
[09:07] ---
    I know this is sudden,
    but can I use your bathroom?
[09:10] Neko
    Yes. It's at the end of the hall.
[09:13] Masamune
    Thanks.
[09:18] Masamune
    First, I need to determine
    whether the picture is really here.
[09:25] Masamune
    I need to find out exactly
    who I'm dealing with.
[09:29] Masamune
    I feel bad about going in
    without permission, but...
[09:35] Masamune
    Is this her room?
[09:41] Masamune
    I can't be intimidated
    by a girl's room forever!
[09:47] Masamune
    Ow... What the heck?
SIGN    Vitamin
[09:54] Masamune
    Yeah, no matter how I look
    at it, this is Neko-sama's room.
[10:03] Masamune
    It's a lot messier than I expected.
[10:06] Masamune
    Romance stuff?
[10:11] Masamune
    Is she into S&M?
[10:13] ---
    Is she gonna tie me up?!
[10:22] Masamune
    And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?
    I don't get her at all anymore.
[10:26] Neko
    The tea's ready.
[10:36] Neko
    Was the bathroom too hard to find?
[10:40] Masamune
    N-No, not at all.
[10:44] Neko
    Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"!
[10:47] Neko
    Isn't it lovely?
[10:49] ---
    After I spotted it in your room,
[10:51] ---
    I became curious and had
    Shidou purchase them.
[10:54] Neko
    I've read volume three so many times!
[10:57] Masamune
    She just admitted to sneaking into my room.
[11:00] Neko
    That scene on the roof was just...
[11:03] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question?
[11:06] Neko
    Yes. What is it?
[11:08] Masamune
    When you came to my house the other day,
[11:11] ---
    did you take a photo from my room?
[11:14] Neko
    So you've found me out.
[11:17] Neko
    That is unfortunate.
[11:18] Masamune
    What were you thinking? Why?
[11:21] Neko
    I knew it was wrong...
[11:24] Masamune
    Where the hell were you hiding that thing?!
[11:30] Neko
    But it was such a cute picture,
    I couldn't help myself.
[11:32] Masamune
    C-Cute? You mean Adagaki?
[11:36] Neko
    You must be joking.
[11:40] Neko
    I mean you, Masamune-sama.
[11:49] Masamune
    I'm cute?
[11:52] Neko
    You were truly adorable. You look
    like that fellow, Kintarou-san.
[11:56] Masamune
    But I was fat.
[11:58] Neko
    And what is wrong with that?
[12:12] Masamune
    You actually think that?
[12:16] Masamune
    Crap. This isn't good.
[12:19] Masamune
    That hit me harder than I thought.
[12:22] Masamune
    I might actually cry.
[12:24] Neko
    Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama,
[12:28] ---
    since you think so highly of her.
[12:58] Masamune
    So this is how soft a girl's lips are...
[13:11] Neko
    One's appearance is but a
    single aspect of that person.
[13:15] Neko
    One's health comes first.
[13:20] Masamune
    If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble.
[13:24] Neko
    She has work at the main house
    today and will be away all day.
[13:35] Masamune
    None of this matters anymore.
[13:39] Masamune
    If being a fatty or a hottie
    just makes up a "single aspect,"
[13:43] ---
    none of it matters.
[13:45] Masamune
    My ambitions and revenge
[13:48] ---
    don't matter.
[14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino
    I won't fall for you.
[14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino
    You're just a Pig's Foot!
[14:24] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[14:27] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, do you know how
    to get home when your shoes
[14:31] ---
    aren't in your shoe locker?
[14:33] Neko
    Pardon?
[14:34] Masamune
    Or have you ever experienced
    having your gym clothes stolen?
[14:39] Neko
    No, I haven't.
[14:41] ---
    Why do you ask?
[14:43] Masamune
    I've had both happen to me.
[14:47] Masamune
    I'm sure you don't understand,
[14:50] Masamune
    but I was fat and had a bad personality,
[14:52] ---
    so a lot of people hated me.
[14:56] Masamune
    The few that got close to
    me only did so because
[14:57] (Flashback) Classmate
    Come on.
[15:00] ---
    I was rich and they were looking for handouts.
[15:03] Masamune
    So I know that you're different
    from those guys back then.
[15:10] Masamune
    But...
[15:11] Masamune
    You don't actually like me, either.
[15:21] Masamune
    Being this close, she can't hide
[15:24] ---
    the mismatch between her
    behavior and her fervor.
[15:28] Masamune
    You can call me unfair,
[15:31] Masamune
    but I don't want to go any further with
    someone who's not actually serious.
[15:38] Masamune
    Sorry...
[15:41] Masamune
    I'll be taking this back.
[15:49] Neko
    You're going to choose Aki-sama.
[15:52] Neko
    Is that what you mean?
[15:56] Masamune
    That's...
[15:59] ---
    That's my...
[16:14] Masamune
    My stomach hurts.
[16:29] (Flashback) Masamune
    That's my...
[16:32] (Flashback) ---
    revenge.
[16:39] Neko
    I wonder if this is
[16:44] ---
    the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about.
[16:54] Kojuurou
    Ah, Makabe-kun!
[16:55] ---
    Over here!
[16:56] Tae
    Where were you, Masamune-kun?
[16:58] ---
    You're late!
[17:07] Masamune
    Sorry.
[17:08] Kojuurou
    Actually, did you lose
    some weight, Makabe-kun?
[17:11] Masamune
    No, I'm sure you're just imagining it.
[17:13] Tae
    Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card.
[17:20] Yoshino
    Aki-sama?
[17:21] Aki
    I-It's nothing.
[17:23] Kojuurou
    I guess the only one
    missing is Fujinomiya-san.
[17:28] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun?
[17:29] Masamune
    N-No, it's nothing.
    So you guys did invite her.
[17:33] Kojuurou
    Of course! We were talking about going
    with everyone who went to the island.
[17:37] Masamune
    This is awkward.
[17:38] Masamune
    Maybe I should have canceled.
[17:41] ---
    How am I even supposed to face her now?
[17:43] Kojuurou
    But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late.
[17:46] ---
    She's not the type to be late.
[17:48] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san's not coming.
[17:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:51] Tae
    She sent me an email this morning
    saying she was canceling
[17:53] ---
    because she wasn't feeling well.
[17:55] Kojuurou
    I see. That's too bad.
[17:57] Tae
    So we might as well get going.
[18:02] Masamune
    It's probably my fault, isn't it?
[18:43] Masamune
    Sorry about that.
[18:44] Masamune
    Huh? It's just you, Master?
    Where's everyone else?
[18:47] Yoshino
    Futaba-san is in the bathroom.
[18:48] Masamune
    And Adagaki?
[18:49] Yoshino
    Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream.
[18:52] Yoshino
    Because she couldn't eat it
    properly with everyone around.
[18:55] Masamune
    I see.
[18:58] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, what happened?
[19:00] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:00] Yoshino
    You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too.
[19:03] ---
    What happened yesterday?
[19:05] Masamune
    Er, I don't think anything happened.
[19:09] Masamune
    I have a feeling Adagaki might've
    gotten pissed at me, but...
[19:11] Masamune
    Well, whatever.
[19:13] Kojuurou
    Sorry about that. I left my
    underwear in the locker.
[19:16] Tae
    Everyone's here. All right, let's go home!
[19:23] Tae
    Wh-What?
[19:26] Shidou
    Makabe Masamune!
[19:28] Masamune
    Huh? Shidou-san?
[19:30] Shidou
    What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?!
[19:33] Masamune
    What do you mean?
[19:34] Shidou
    Lady Neko-sama has gone missing!
[19:37] ---
    She's nowhere to be found!
[19:39] Tae
    She's missing? Since when?
[19:42] Kojuurou
    President, you got an email
    from her this morning, right?
[19:45] Shidou
    Last night, when I called
    from Kyoto, she was there.
[19:50] Shidou
    When I came back in the
    morning, her room was empty.
[19:55] Masamune
    Oh, so it doesn't seem like
    she's actually run away yet.
[19:58] Shidou
    She left behind all her medication
    that controls her seizures.
[20:01] Shidou
    I can't see it as some normal outing.
[20:03] Masamune
    Huh? Is she sick?
[20:07] Shidou
    You fool! You were that close to her,
    and you didn't even notice?
[20:11] Shidou
    A normal person wouldn't
    take so much medication.
[20:14] ---
    Of course it's because she's sick!
[20:20] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[20:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    Blood?!
SIGN    Multivitamin
SIGN    Magnesium
[20:26] (Flashback) Neko
    Beer yeast and propolis.
[20:29] (Flashback) Neko
    This company's propolis has a patented method
    for how it's absorbed into your body,
[20:33] (Flashback) Neko
    making it more effective.
[20:35] (Flashback) Neko
    Then there's the magnesium and...
[20:43] Masamune
    That was all for real?
[20:47] Masamune
    But why would she try to deceive me, then?
[20:51] Masamune
    Wait...
[20:53] Masamune
    She wanted me to be deceived?
[20:54] Masamune
    She didn't want us to
    think that she was weak,
[20:59] Masamune
    so she created this façade of the
    mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko,
[21:04] Masamune
    who had a fake smile and manner of speaking,
[21:07] Masamune
    and kept the truth hidden
    behind smoke and mirrors?
[21:11] Tae
    So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition?
[21:14] Shidou
    Yes. We must find her quickly.
[21:18] Shidou
    So answer me truthfully.
[21:20] ---
    What did you do to her?
[21:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:22] Shidou
    I know you came to the apartment
    by yourself yesterday.
[21:32] Aki
    Yesterday?
[21:40] Masamune
    What am I supposed to say?
[21:44] Masamune
    Actually, now is the time
    to say everything.
[21:49] Masamune
    I declined.
[21:50] Masamune
    I formally told her that
    I couldn't go out with her.
[21:56] Masamune
    Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.

Season 1

E9 - It's Been Called Love and Affection

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[00:01] Shidou
    So answer me truthfully.
[00:02] Shidou
    What did you do to her?
[00:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[00:05] Shidou
    I know you came to the apartment
    by yourself yesterday.
[00:12] Aki
    Yesterday?
[00:18] Masamune
    I declined.
[00:19] Masamune
    I formally told her that
    I couldn't go out with her.
[00:23] Masamune
    Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.
SIGN    #9 "It's Been Called Love and Affection"
[00:32] Aki
    Anyway, if she's missing, let's look for her.
[00:34] Aki
    Can't you use GPS?
[00:36] Shidou
    She left without her cell phone
    and wallet, so we can't track her.
[00:39] Masamune
    Did they just ignore me?!
[00:41] Aki
    I see. Then she probably
    couldn't have gotten far.
[00:45] Aki
    We might be able to find her if we split up.
[00:47] Aki
    You'll all help, won't you?
[00:49] Both
    Of course!
[00:50] Aki
    Shidou-san, will you take
    us closer to the apartment?
[00:54] Shidou
    Yes. Please get in.
[00:59] Aki
    Those who can't fit in
    the car, go with Makabe.
[01:03] Aki
    Since he seems to know where it is.
[01:07] Tae
    I guess I'll go in the car...
[01:09] Kojuurou
    M-Me, too.
[01:10] Masamune
    I...
[01:11] Yoshino
    I didn't know you went to her apartment.
[01:15] Masamune
    Y-You said to speed things up, right?
[01:18] Yoshino
    That's not what I meant when I said that.
[01:21] Aki
    Yoshino, hurry up.
[01:30] Masamune
    No comment to the very end?
[01:33] Masamune
    Do I really matter so little?
[01:39] Masamune
    Damn it! Don't think about that now.
[01:42] Masamune
    Jeez...
[01:44] Masamune
    Where did that commando princess go?
[01:50] Kojuurou
    But exactly how are we
    supposed to find her?
[01:54] Kojuurou
    We don't have any clues.
[01:56] Tae
    But in addition to her weak constitution,
[01:59] ---
    she doesn't have her wallet, right?
[02:01] Tae
    Which means...
[02:13] Tae
    It'll be within walking
    distance of the apartment,
[02:15] Tae
    and somewhere she can stay cool
    for free. That's important.
[02:23] Yoshino
    Yeah... I looked around everywhere
    that seemed like it'd be cool,
[02:26] ---
    but she wasn't there.
[02:28] Masamune
    I see. Got it.
[02:30] Masamune
    Huh?
[02:31] ---
    No, let's not look in the pond just yet.
[02:35] Masamune
    Yeah, I'd like to presume
    that she's still alive.
[02:40] Masamune
    Then the only place left is...
[02:47] Masamune
    If she's not here, I'm out of ideas.
[02:56] Aki
    Makabe?
[02:59] Masamune
    A mirage?
[03:03] Masamune
    Oh, wait. She's real.
[03:05] Aki
    What in the world are you babbling about?
[03:08] Masamune
    A condescending tone and a flat chest.
[03:11] ---
    Definitely Adagaki Aki.
[03:16] Aki
    You thought she might be at school, too?
[03:22] Aki
    What?
[03:23] Masamune
    N-Nothing.
[03:25] Masamune
    She may be aggravating, but it
    seems we had the same idea.
[03:33] Masamune
    She usually traveled by car,
[03:36] ---
    so I thought this was about the only place
    she could go without really knowing the area.
[03:40] Aki
    Well, it was a miss.
[03:43] ---
    I went everywhere that had a roof, but...
[03:47] Aki
    Where should we look next?
[03:51] Masamune
    Adagaki-san, I thought you
    didn't like Fujinomiya-san.
[03:55] Aki
    Huh?
[03:56] Masamune
    Er, sorry. I was just kinda surprised...
[03:59] ---
    I guess I didn't think you'd go this far.
[04:03] Aki
    I don't like her, even now.
[04:06] ---
    That perverted catgirl...
[04:09] Aki
    It's just... I feel bad for her
    since you rejected her.
[04:16] Aki
    Having someone you like look the other way
[04:19] Aki
    is a very sad thing.
[04:23] Masamune
    How am I...
[04:24] Masamune
    supposed to take what she just said?
[04:29] Masamune
    If that's what you think,
    why do you do that yourself?
[04:33] Masamune
    You give any guy who tries to get close to
    you awful nicknames and push them away.
[04:37] Masamune
    Do you think guys don't
    have feelings or something?
[04:41] Masamune
    Even for me...
[04:45] Masamune
    Suddenly having my feelings
    thrown back in my face,
[04:48] Masamune
    and then getting them stomped on...
[04:55] Aki
    So I just didn't want her to wallow
    in self-torment about it anymore...
[05:00] Aki
    Makabe?
[05:01] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[05:05] Masamune
    Do you happen to remember
    the nickname "Pig's Foot"?
[05:12] Masamune
    I want so badly to tell you right now...
[05:15] Masamune
    that I was the "Pig's Foot"
    you rejected that one time.
[05:21] Aki
    Pig's Foot?
[05:24] Masamune
    Ow!
[05:28] Masamune
    A paper airplane? Where did it...
[05:37] Masamune
    The roof...
[05:41] (Flashback) Neko
    After I spotted it in your room,
[05:43] (Flashback) Neko
    I became curious and had
    Shidou purchase them.
[05:46] (Flashback) Neko
    I've read volume three so many times!
[05:50] Aki
    Hey!
[05:52] Masamune
    She said that she was reading
    "Rose-eyed Steroid."
[06:01] Masamune
    It's right around when the heroine gets
    rejected by her beloved senpai...
[06:06] (Flashback) Neko
    That scene on the roof was just...
[06:12] Momo
    What I have in my hands
[06:15] ---
    are love letters that have
    lost their destination.
[06:19] Momo
    Give it up, Momo...
[06:23] Momo
    Senpai has someone else he likes.
[06:30] Momo
    Goodbye,
[06:33] ---
    Senpai.
[06:38] (Flashback) Eiji
    What the hell are you doing up here?
[06:41] Momo
    Huh?
[06:43] Momo
    That voice... It couldn't be...
[06:46] Masamune
    What the hell are you doing up here?
[06:55] Neko
    I had a feeling that you would come.
[07:03] Masamune
    You mentioned that you
    liked the rooftop scene
[07:07] Masamune
    in "Rose-eyed Steroid" volume 3.
[07:12] Masamune
    But don't do this.
[07:14] Masamune
    You don't have the strength to do
    the same thing Momo did, do you?
[07:18] Neko
    Yes. I think I realize that now.
[07:26] Masamune
    Hey—
[07:27] Masamune
    Are you all right? Hey! Hey!
[07:29] Aki
    Makabe! What happened?
[07:32] Masamune
    Adagaki-san! Contact Shidou-san!
[07:35] Aki
    A-All right.
[07:40] Masamune
    Why do this to yourself?
SIGN    I love you.
[07:58] Kojuurou
    I wonder if she's okay.
[08:01] Tae
    Shidou-san.
[08:03] Tae
    How's Fujinomiya-san?
[08:05] Shidou
    She seems to be stable.
[08:06] Both
    Thank goodness.
[08:08] Shidou
    Adagaki Aki-san.
[08:11] Shidou
    Neko-sama would like to speak to you.
[08:15] Aki
    To me?
[08:17] Shidou
    She is extremely exhausted.
[08:19] ---
    If you can, please keep it short.
[08:22] Aki
    R-Right...
[08:28] Yoshino
    This feels like a final farewell.
[08:31] Kojuurou
    Don't say that, Koiwai-san!
[08:33] Tae
    Now, now. She just said she was fine.
[08:38] Masamune
    I wasn't wrong, was I?
[08:42] Masamune
    It's true that my heart wavered.
[08:44] Masamune
    But it didn't feel right, so I pushed her away.
[08:50] Masamune
    For my plan... For my revenge.
[08:54] Masamune
    Even if I had given her a more
    favorable answer in this situation,
[08:57] ---
    nothing would've come of it.
[09:00] Masamune
    I shouldn't be wrong.
[09:03] Masamune
    Damn it.
[09:05] Masamune
    I...
[09:07] Aki
    Makabe.
[09:12] Aki
    Apparently, you're next.
[09:15] Masamune
    Me?
[09:18] Masamune
    What did they talk about?
[09:21] ---
    There's no way I can ask
    her about that now.
SIGN    Fujinomiya Neko
[09:24] Neko
    Come in.
[09:34] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[09:39] Neko
    Let's talk about the past,
[09:43] Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[09:47] Neko
    Being alive is a wonderful thing.
[09:51] Neko
    That's why I didn't really
    feel any discontent.
SIGN    Seichou Girls' Private Academy
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlA
    Fujinomiya-sama!
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlB
    Neko-sama!
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlC
    Onee-sama!
[10:00] (Flashback) GirlA
    That was a lovely student
    council speech you gave.
[10:04] (Flashback) GirlB
    I was so moved.
[10:07] (Flashback) Neko
    Thank you very much.
[10:08] (Flashback) GirlC
    U-Um, Onee-sama... If it's all right,
[10:14] (Flashback) GirlC
    would you like to come to my
    family's villa this weekend?
[10:18] (Flashback) Neko
    Yours?
[10:19] (Flashback) GirlC
    It's my birthday.
[10:21] (Flashback) ---
    If you were to celebrate
    it with me, I would...
[10:25] Neko
    My kouhai are all so sweet.
[10:29] Neko
    They're such good girls.
[10:32] (Flashback) Neko
    If you would have me, I would be happy to.
[10:36] (Flashback) GirlC
    Thank you so much!
[10:37] (Flashback) GirlC
    There's a riding ground for
    horses and a tennis court,
[10:40] (Flashback) ---
    so would you like to join
    me before the party?
[10:44] (Flashback) GirlC
    Huh?
[10:46] (Flashback) GirlA
    What are you thinking, asking
    Neko-sama to play tennis?
[10:49] (Flashback) GirlA
    She's so frail!
[10:52] (Flashback) GirlC
    I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
[10:56] (Flashback) GirlB
    It's common knowledge.
[10:58] (Flashback) ---
    I can't believe you'd try to get closer to
    Neko-sama when you don't know that.
[11:02] (Flashback) GirlC
    What should I do?
[11:03] (Flashback) GirlB
    What should you do?
[11:04] (Flashback) GirlA
    Figure it out.
[11:05] (Flashback) Neko
    It's fine, everyone.
[11:06] ---
    Oh...
[11:08] Neko
    What a silly story.
[11:12] (Flashback) Neko
    Surgery? Overseas?
SIGN    Fujinomiya
[11:17] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    If nothing is done, your
    condition will only worsen.
[11:20] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    Will you consider trying it?
[11:22] (Flashback) Neko
    How promising is this prospect?
[11:27] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    No, sorry.
[11:29] (Flashback) ---
    Please forget that I ever mentioned it.
[11:33] (Flashback) Neko
    It's fine, Grandfather.
    I don't mind trying it.
[11:38] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    I see.
[11:39] (Flashback) Neko
    But I just have one request...
[11:43] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    What is it?
[11:45] (Flashback) Neko
    I...
[11:48] (Flashback) Neko
    would like to fall in love.
[11:56] Neko
    When this all became a
    life-or-death situation,
[12:00] Neko
    rather than the usual worries or
    fears most people would have,
[12:04] Neko
    I realized that there was no hope.
[12:11] Neko
    I wanted to experience love, at least.
[12:19] Masamune
    But why me?
[12:22] Neko
    Who knows?
[12:25] Neko
    I just randomly picked your photo
    out of the mountain of photos
[12:28] ---
    I had for potential suitors.
[12:30] Masamune
    Randomly?!
[12:32] Neko
    Yes.
[12:32] Masamune
    Was it a lottery?!
[12:34] Neko
    You could call it that.
[12:36] Masamune
    Also, I never heard anything
    about being a potential suitor!
[12:38] Neko
    It's not uncommon among prestigious families
[12:40] ---
    for this to happen to the children,
    unbeknownst to them, is it?
[12:45] (Flashback) Kinue
    Look, look! Hasn't my
    Maa-kun become so handsome?
[12:50] Masamune
    Was it that old hag?!
[12:54] Masamune
    If that's why, there's no way we could've
    found out anything by researching.
[12:58] Neko
    Yoshino-san is very efficient,
[13:01] ---
    but she couldn't trace the
    thoughts of a sickly person.
[13:06] Masamune
    So you knew.
[13:08] Masamune
    So, how did it feel to try it?
[13:11] Neko
    Well...
[13:14] Neko
    The trial and error was fun,
[13:17] ---
    and I thought you and I were exactly alike.
[13:21] Masamune
    You and I?
[13:22] Neko
    Yes. You talk about love and affection
    for the purpose of your goal,
[13:29] Neko
    but the truth is hidden in fog.
[13:31] Neko
    Shallow and empty...
[13:35] Neko
    In the end, the lie was discovered,
    and my feelings didn't reach.
[13:43] Neko
    But I don't have any regrets.
[13:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[13:48] Neko
    I went into everything superficially,
[13:51] Neko
    but the fluttery feeling of one-sided love...
[13:55] Neko
    The pain of being rejected...
[13:58] Neko
    I was able to experience them firsthand.
[14:08] Neko
    Masamune-sama, what about you?
[14:14] Neko
    Will you keep walking
    down the same path as me?
[14:18] Masamune
    I...
[14:21] Neko
    Will you reach the same point I have?
[14:23] Masamune
    No!
[14:25] Neko
    Really?
[14:32] Neko
    I hope that is the case.
[14:37] Neko
    I must say it's rather
    exhausting to talk this long.
[14:41] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[14:43] Neko
    When I regain my strength,
    I believe I will be going far away.
[14:48] Neko
    So, Masamune-sama...
[14:52] Neko
    Thank you very much for the lovely memories.
[15:01] Tae
    I wonder what Masamune-kun and
    Fujinomiya-san are talking about.
[15:08] Tae
    To tell you the truth, I actually
    liked Masamune-kun, too.
[15:15] Tae
    Are you surprised?
[15:16] Yoshino
    A little.
[15:18] Yoshino
    Did you really think it wasn't obvious?
    That's what surprised me.
[15:22] Tae
    I sometimes think I might
    regret not telling him,
[15:29] Tae
    but I think it was better
    to keep my feelings inside.
[15:33] Tae
    I'm able to hang out with you all now.
[15:36] ---
    I hope that wasn't the
    case for Fujinomiya-san.
[15:39] Yoshino
    Yeah, sure.
[15:42] Kojuurou
    I-Is it okay that I'm here?
[15:45] Tae
    Masamune-kun likes Adagaki-san, right?
[15:50] Tae
    I wonder how Adagaki-san feels.
[15:59] Yoshino
    Looks like her stomach's reached its limit.
[16:02] Tae
    Huh?
[16:04] Yoshino
    She's sad that she has to hold back.
[16:07] Tae
    Oh, right. Yeah, I totally get that.
[16:09] ---
    Love can be so sad.
[16:12] Yoshino
    That's not what I meant.
[16:16] Yoshino
    But...
[16:17] Yoshino
    That might also be the case to some degree.
[16:22] Tae
    Masamune-kun!
[16:27] Aki
    Um... Makabe...
[16:39] Shidou
    Milady.
[16:41] Neko
    Shidou.
[16:43] Shidou
    It appears that your classmates
    have left the hospital.
[16:48] Neko
    I see. Thank you for informing me.
[17:03] Shidou
    I realize I may be out of line,
[17:06] ---
    but are you sure you want to let him go?
[17:10] Neko
    This is fine.
[17:13] Neko
    What Masamune-sama said is the truth.
[17:18] Neko
    And...
[17:20] ---
    It's true that he made me remember.
[17:25] [SONG] Sign
    Wedding Party
[17:27] (Flashback) Neko's mother
    Neko.
[17:28] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun, we're going to take a picture!
[17:31] (Flashback) Neko's mother
    My, they're so adorable.
[17:33] (Flashback) Kinue
    These two sort of look alike, don't they?
[17:36] (Flashback) Cameraman
    All right, here we go.
[18:02] (Flashback) Neko
    I thought you and I were exactly alike.
[18:06] (Flashback) Neko
    You talk about love and affection
    for the purpose of your goal,
[18:10] (Flashback) ---
    but the truth is hidden in fog.
[18:13] (Flashback) Neko
    Shallow and empty...
[18:17] (Flashback) Neko
    In the end, the lie was discovered,
    and my feelings didn't reach.
[18:23] Masamune
    Lies will be discovered...
[18:26] Masamune
    That's right...
[18:28] ---
    I thought something was strange,
    so I couldn't trust you.
[18:34] Masamune
    So that's...
[18:39] Masamune
    what I'll look like in the future?
[18:41] (Flashback) Neko
    Will you keep walking
    down the same path as me?
[18:46] Masamune
    Damn it. Damn it!
[18:48] ---
    What am I so worried about?
[18:50] Masamune
    Don't think about unnecessary things!
[18:52] Masamune
    I'm not going to waver now!
[18:54] Masamune
    I'm going to make Adagaki Aki look my way,
[18:57] Masamune
    and then...
[18:58] Masamune
    I'll throw her away in the best way possible.
[19:10] Narino
    Are you heading out, milady?
[19:13] Aki
    I'm just going out to the garden.
    I'm not going outside.
[19:17] Narino
    Okay. Have fun.
[19:26] (Flashback) Neko
    That should be enough.
[19:28] (Flashback) ---
    Please stop trying to act so tough.
[19:31] (Flashback) Aki
    Tough?
[19:32] (Flashback) Neko
    As you can see, I was completely
    and utterly rejected.
[19:38] (Flashback) Neko
    Masamune-sama is a sincere person.
[19:42] (Flashback) Neko
    What reason could you have
    to deny his love for you?
[19:49] Aki
    Love? It's not like love.
[19:56] Aki
    I mean, it's true.
[19:58] Aki
    The Commando Catgirl thing was a mistake,
    and there's no reason to get mad.
[20:02] Aki
    So... should I like him?
[20:10] Aki
    No.
[20:11] Aki
    No, no, no, no! That's not possible!
[20:13] Aki
    I mean, it's Makabe! That
    thoughtless, stupid man!
[20:17] Aki
    He says whatever sounds good
    whenever he opens his mouth.
[20:22] (Flashback) Young aki
    You're so pathetic, Masamune.
[20:25] (Flashback) Young Aki
    You need to straighten up more!
[20:27] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    I can't, Aki-chan!
[20:30] Aki
    That's right.
[20:33] Aki
    If you want to call something
    "love," that was love.
[20:38] Aki
    Those chubby little cheeks,
[20:40] Aki
    his tummy that had rolls worth tugging on...
[20:44] Aki
    He was so cute.
[20:49] Aki
    Who's there?!
[20:54] Kinue
    Maa-kun! Maa-kun's...
[20:59] Chinatsu
    What? Did something happen?
[21:01] Kinue
    Maa-kun's saying he's going to run away.
[21:05] ---
    Just like that one song!
[21:07] Chinatsu
    You're overreacting again.
[21:09] ---
    I'm sure he's just off to train
    by going jogging again.
[21:12] Masamune
    That's right.
[21:14] ---
    I'm going to retrain myself since
    I became naïve at some point.
[21:18] Masamune
    I'm going to carry out my original plan.
[21:21] Chinatsu
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:23] Kinue
    Sniffle.
[21:25] Masamune
    I'm going to get rid of any unneeded fat
[21:27] ---
    and build up some new muscles
    and ways of being hot.
[21:42] Gasou
    I'm sorry I scared you.
[21:44] Aki
    Who are you?
[21:45] Gasou
    I wonder who I could be.
    Why don't you guess?
[21:50] Aki
    Could you actually be...
[21:59] Aki
    Masamune?
[22:02] Gasou
    Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
[22:05] Gasou
    I'm back.

Season 1

E10 - The New School Term Filled With Doubts

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[00:03] Gasou
    I'm sorry I scared you.
[00:05] Aki
    Who are you?
[00:06] Gasou
    I wonder who I could be.
    Why don't you guess?
[00:11] Aki
    Could you actually be...
[00:18] Aki
    Masamune?
[00:20] Gasou
    Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
[00:24] Gasou
    I'm back.
SIGN    #10 "The New School Term Filled With Doubts"
[01:59] Yoshino
    I was just about to go to sleep.
[02:02] Narino
    Now's not the time for that.
[02:06] Butler
    You wish to see the master of this house?
[02:08] Gasou
    Yes! I have a letter from my grandfather.
[02:12] ---
    Please take a look.
[02:14] Butler
    Pardon me.
[02:17] Butler
    "Adagaki Taigen promises the
    15th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu
[02:22] Butler
    that your grandchild, the
    17th-generation head, will..."
[02:26] Butler
    ma-ma... ma-mar...
[02:27] Yoshino
    Dad?
[02:32] Butler
    "That your grandchild, the 17th-generation
    head, will marry into my family."
[02:38] Gasou
    I am the 17th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu.
[02:41] Gasou
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
SIGN    Calling
    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    No Service
SIGN    Slide to Unlock
[02:54] Masamune
    497,
[02:57] ---
    498,
[03:00] ---
    499...
[03:03] Masamune
    500!
[03:12] Masamune
    I see in your eyes...
[03:16] Masamune
    The rising sun!
[03:17] Echo
    Rising sun!
[03:19] Echo
    Sun... Sun... Sun...
[03:23] BG girl student 1
    It's been so long! Did you
    finish all your homework?
[03:25] BG girl student 2
    You've gotten so tan!
[03:28] Suzuki
    Adagaki Aki.
[03:34] Suzuki
    Please go out with me.
[03:40] Aki
    Why do men always feel so confident that
    they're different from everyone else?
[03:48] Suzuki
    Huh? H-Hey!
SIGN    Your Nipples Are Showing
[03:52] Suzuki
    What?!
[03:54] Aki
    Once again I have cut a worthless object.
[03:57] Suzuki
    Th-That's permanent marker!
[03:59] Suzuki
    Damn it! You'll regret this!
[04:03] Sonoka & Kikune
    Well done, Aki-sama!
[04:05] Sonoka
    That was the ace of the baseball
    team, wasn't it, Kikune-chan?
[04:08] Kikune
    He was one pick away from
    the Koushien, I think,
[04:12] Kikune
    but he lost.
[04:13] Sonoka
    Wow, that's amazing.
[04:16] Kikune
    But I'm stronger!
[04:19] Kikune
    Much stronger.
[04:21] Sonoka
    Yeah, yeah. Well done, kendo club...
[04:24] Kikune
    You may look up to me, Sonoka.
[04:27] Sonoka
    Nope. I'm two years older than you, Kikune.
[04:30] Kikune
    Huh?!
[04:31] Aki
    I see that you two haven't changed.
[04:33] Sonoka
    You, too, Aki-sama!
[04:34] ---
    Are you sure you should've rejected
    the first one of the second term?
[04:37] Sonoka
    He almost made it to Koushien.
[04:39] Aki
    He already left the team, didn't he?
[04:41] ---
    That means he's just a musclehead.
[04:44] Sonoka
    There it is! You're amazing, Aki-sama!
[04:47] Kikune
    So cool!
[04:49] Sonoka
    Our Aki-sama...
[04:52] Kikune
    From young to old...
[04:54] Both
    Ruthlessly gives everyone a "No!"
[04:56] Aki
    Would you cut it out?
    This happens all the time.
[04:59] Mari
    Is that really so?
[05:06] Sonoka
    Mari-chan!
[05:07] Mari
    It appears that lately you spend more time
[05:10] ---
    with Makabe Masamune than
    you do with us, Aki-sama.
[05:13] Aki
    Th... Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[05:16] Mari
    I heard that you two spent
    summer vacation together.
[05:20] Kikune
    Th-That can't be!
[05:22] Sonoka
    I-Is that true, Aki-sama?
[05:24] Aki
    That was, um... Makabe didn't
    leave me much choice.
[05:27] ---
    I was trying to invite Shuri-kun, and...
[05:29] Mari
    Shuri Kojuurou
[05:31] Mari
    is also biologically a man.
[05:33] Aki
    Well, I mean...
[05:35] Mari
    If you have reconverted, Aki-sama,
    then I'll just have to...
[05:35] Mari
    Um, uh...
[05:40] Aki
    Huh?
[05:40] Mari
    No, it's nothing.
[05:42] Sonoka
    I wanted to see Aki-sama in a swimsuit.
[05:44] Kikune
    And at the ocean!
[05:46] Mari
    Not to mention, it was a private beach.
[05:50] Voice (Gasou)
    Wow, that's nice. A private beach.
[05:54] ---
    I didn't know you had one.
[05:55] Gasou
    Take me there sometime.
[06:00] Kikune
    What a stupid man.
[06:02] Sonoka
    How dare you feign such closeness?
[06:04] Sonoka
    You'll just be cut down by Aki-sama again.
[06:06] Mari
    It'll be the second one, on the
    first morning of the second term.
[06:10] Aki
    W-Well... I guess I wouldn't
    be against considering it.
[06:17] Gasou
    Really? That's great.
[06:19] Gasou
    That's a promise, Aki-chan.
[06:21] Aki
    L-Let's hurry up and go. You still have
    your transfer paperwork, don't you?
[06:25] Gasou
    Yeah. Will you show me the way?
[06:27] Aki
    Of course.
[06:33] Kikune
    Aki-sama...
[06:34] Sonoka
    Aki-sama, who would never acknowledge
    even a celebrity or a soccer player...
[06:39] Mari
    Aki-sama, who gave a Tokyo University
    student the name "Dried Whitebait"....
[06:42] Sonoka & Kikune
    I can't believe it.
[06:44] Mari
    Girls, perhaps we had the
    wrong idea this whole time.
[06:48] Sonoka & Kikune
    What do you mean?
[06:49] Mari
    Perhaps Aki-sama wasn't the Cruel Princess
    who tore apart one guy after another.
[06:54] Sonoka & Kikune
    She wasn't?
[07:00] Mari
    But might actually be a
    chubby-chaser instead.
[07:02] Masamune
    I'm a hot guy! Thin yet macho!
[07:07] Masamune
    Morning!
[07:09] Classmate
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[07:10] Classmate2
    It's been a while.
[07:11] Neko
    Good morning.
[07:13] Masamune
    Yup, good morning.
[07:15] Masamune
    Why are you here?!
[07:17] Neko
    Because I am a student at
    this school, Masamune-sama.
[07:26] Masamune
    Didn't you go overseas to have surgery?
[07:29] Neko
    Yes.
[07:30] Neko
    So they sliced me up, yanked something out,
[07:33] ---
    sewed me back up, and I came back.
[07:35] Masamune
    That's graphic!
[07:37] Neko
    I stayed in the hospital
    over there for a month,
[07:39] ---
    but I was safely able to return yesterday.
[07:42] Masamune
    Oh, I see.
[07:43] Masamune
    A month?! Is that even possible?!
[07:46] Masamune
    I was so troubled that whole time!
[07:48] Neko
    And how were you, Masamune-sama?
[07:52] Neko
    You spoke out so strongly the last time,
    and you've had a month's time.
[07:57] Neko
    How much closer were you
    able to get to Aki-sama?
[08:00] Masamune
    U-Um, well...
[08:03] Masamune
    Tra...
[08:05] Neko
    "Tra"?
[08:06] Masamune
    I was training a bit.
[08:09] Neko
    Which means...
[08:11] Neko
    You haven't gotten anywhere?
[08:15] Masamune
    I-I couldn't help it! I was thinking
    about what you said the whole time!
[08:21] Neko
    You shouldn't throw around
    pick-up lines so cheaply.
[08:24] Masamune
    I-I'm not... That's not my intent!
[08:28] Neko
    See?
[08:29] Neko
    If you wait too long, your chance will
    be taken from under your nose.
[08:35] Masamune
    A guy?!
[08:39] Masamune
    Come on, Fujinomiya-san.
[08:42] Masamune
    You aren't implying that a tubby
    like that could rival me, are you?
[08:44] Neko
    Did you lose even more weight?
[08:47] Masamune
    I'd prefer that you said I toned up.
[08:51] Neko
    Indeed. I might just be imagining things.
[08:55] Masamune
    Right?
[08:59] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, let's walk home together.
[09:02] Masamune
    Go on ahead of me.
[09:04] Masamune
    I'm going to go give Adagaki-san
    a gift from the country.
SIGN    Shinshuu Soba
[09:06] Masamune
    Muscle, muscle, excite, excite...
[09:08] Kojuurou
    Okay.
[09:10] Masamune
    I'm a different Masamune now.
[09:13] Masamune
    I'm going to show her
    just how much I've grown.
[09:16] Masamune
    Good afternoon!
[09:17] Masamune
    It's the hot guy from the
    genus Hominidae*, class* Homo*.
[09:21] Masamune
    This is perfect for you right now.
[09:24] Masamune
    I got you some 100% stone-milled
    buckwheat flour from Shinshuu,
[09:29] Masamune
    Adagaki-sa—
[09:29] Gasou
    Someone's here, Aki-chan.
[09:32] Masamune
    "Aki-chan"? Did he just say "Aki-chan"?!
[09:35] Aki
    Oh, Makabe.
[09:37] Masamune
    Oh! Adagaki-san? Who might that person be?
[09:42] Gasou
    Pleasure to meet you.
[09:44] Gasou
    I'm Gasou Kanetsugu. I transferred
    to Yasaka High School today.
[09:49] Masamune
    You're a transfer student?
[09:50] Gasou
    Yup. Who are you?
[09:52] Masamune
    Makabe Masamune.
[09:54] Gasou
    Masamune, eh? What a coincidence.
[09:56] Gasou
    My nickname is actually Masamune.
[09:59] Gasou
    Hey, Aki-chan. It'd be confusing
    to call me "Masamune" here,
[10:02] ---
    so maybe you shouldn't.
[10:05] Aki
    If that's what you want.
[10:07] Gasou
    Okay, it's settled.
[10:08] Masamune
    Are you two acquaintances?
[10:09] Masamune
    Are you a relative of Adagaki-san's?
[10:12] Gasou
    Yeah. Well, rather than an acquaintance...
[10:17] Gasou
    I'm her betrothed.
SIGN    Betrothed
[10:19] Masamune
    Betrothed?!
[10:23] Masamune
    What?!
[10:26] Gasou
    Right now, I'm a guest at Aki-chan's house.
[10:29] ---
    Huh? Makabe-kun?
[10:34] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, calm down.
[10:37] Masamune
    H-How the hell am I supposed to stay calm?!
[10:40] Masamune
    What does he mean by "betrothed"?!
[10:43] Yoshino
    It's just as it sounds.
[10:45] Masamune
    Nobody told me about this!
[10:47] Yoshino
    Well, I couldn't get through to your cell phone.
[10:50] Masamune
    Damn it! I guess there was no
    reception in the mountains!
[10:53] Yoshino
    But I'm surprised, too.
[10:56] Masamune
    I-Is there a possibility that he's lying?
[10:59] Yoshino
    I ran a signature analysis,
    and apparently the letter is real.
[11:04] Yoshino
    So right now he's a guest at the mansion.
[11:08] Masamune
    They're living together?!
[11:09] ---
    Is this a light novel?! Or a dating sim?
[11:10] Masamune
    Is this some exciting shoujo manga?!
[11:12] Masamune
    B-But there's no way the Cruel
    Princess who hates men so much
[11:15] ---
    could stay quiet about this
    whole "betrothed" thing!
[11:20] Yoshino
    That's what I thought, too, but...
[11:22] Masamune
    What? That's not true?!
[11:26] Yoshino
    Aki-sama is acting strange.
[11:29] Yoshino
    Or maybe not strange, but...
[11:32] Yoshino
    It's love?
[11:33] Masamune
    Huh?!
[11:39] Masamune
    You can't be serious!
[11:40] Masamune
    Who the hell is that guy?
[11:42] Guy 1
    It went your way!
[11:44] Guy 2
    Run! Run!
[11:47] Masamune
    Gasou Kanetsugu.
[11:49] ---
    160 centimeters tall. Somewhat short.
[11:52] Masamune
    Estimated weight: 63 kilograms. Somewhat fat.
[11:57] ---
    Wow!
[11:58] Guy 2
    Not bad, Kanetsugu-kun!
[12:00] Girls
    He's round but fast.
[12:02] Kanetsugu
    Thanks!
[12:03] Masamune
    Despite having a short and fat*
    physique, he's pretty good at sports.
[12:07] Kanetsugu
    Using this formula here is simpler
    and easier to understand.
[12:10] Guys
    Thanks, Gasou-kun!
[12:12] Gasou
    I love math, so you can
    ask me about it anytime.
[12:14] Guys
    Really? That's a huge help!
[12:15] Masamune
    He's pretty smart, but has
    a good attitude about it.
[12:22] Girls
    Are you looking for a seat?
[12:24] Guys
    There's a seat here!
[12:25] Masamune
    Someone so friendly that he blends
    in with both guys and girls.
[12:26] Gasou
    Thanks!
[12:28] Masamune
    But the biggest problem is...
[12:31] Gasou
    Aki-chan! Let's eat together.
[12:34] Aki
    N-Not so loud.
[12:36] Masamune
    Th-That bastard...
[12:41] Masamune
    What the hell is going on?
[12:47] Yoshino
    Apparently Aki-sama met him in the past.
[12:52] Masamune
    Yeah, but his belly is
    sitting on top of his belt!
[12:55] Masamune
    She was totally ruthless with me about that!
[13:01] Masamune
    Did she consume so many calories
    that her brain just short-circuited?
[13:05] Yoshino
    I don't think so.
[13:06] Masamune
    Then what the hell is that?
[13:08] Yoshino
    A girl's heart is like the autumn... something.
[13:11] Masamune
    I can't accept this!
[13:19] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Pig's Foot.
[13:21] Masamune
    No, you don't need to apologize, Master.
[13:24] Yoshino
    You can say that, but...
[13:27] Masamune
    What the heck?
[13:38] Sonoka
    Mari-chan.
[13:40] Mari
    I'm sorry I'm late.
[13:42] Kikune
    It's fine. We weren't talking
    about anything important.
[13:45] Sonoka
    I'm just in too much shock. That Aki-sama...
[13:49] Kikune
    She was always full of mysteries.
[13:52] Kikune
    She never ate lunch with us even once.
[13:56] Sonoka
    But...
[13:57] Mari
    Being upset because we might have had
    the wrong idea is perhaps unreasonable.
[14:03] Mari
    However, this sense of betrayal
    exceeds expectations.
[14:06] ---
    We should make these gloomy feelings explode,
    go up to the rooftop, and then we can fly!
[14:07] Sonoka
    Mari-chan! Mari-chan, Mari-chan, calm down!
[14:09] Mari
    And then they will travel to
    the legendary yuri garden—
[14:11] Mari
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
    I lost control for a moment.
[14:14] Sonoka
    I might be more worried about
    you than them, Mari-chan.
[14:18] Kikune
    Yeah, but what's sad is really sad.
[14:22] Mari
    Aki-sama and our...
SIGN    Destroy Men Instantly
[14:25] Kikune
    ...completely untainted...
[14:27] Sonoka
    ...holy yuri kingdom.
[14:33] Gasou
    Do you mind if I sit here?
[14:37] Kikune
    You bastard!
[14:38] ---
    You've got some nerve showing
    your face around here!
[14:40] Gasou
    Whoa!
[14:42] Gasou
    That's quite the welcome.
[14:44] Kikune
    Huh?
[14:45] Mari
    Very well. Take care of him, Kikune-san.
[14:48] Kikune
    Got it.
[14:49] Sonoka
    Go!
[14:49] Gasou
    Wait! Hang on!
[14:51] ---
    You have the wrong idea!
[14:55] Kikune
    The wrong idea?
[14:56] Gasou
    Yes! Honest!
[14:58] Gasou
    There's something that
    I need to tell you all.
SIGN    Heart Flutter Actions! Heart Flutter Mannerisms!
SIGN    Situations That Girls Love
SIGN    Heart Flutter Special!!
    We'll show you the results of our survey ranking!
    1st Place: Wall Slam!
[15:05] Tae
    Hey, Masamune-kun. Are you listening?
SIGN    Yasaka Festival Proposal Meeting
[15:10] Tae
    Let's talk about this seriously, okay?
[15:13] Masamune
    Sorry, Class Rep.
[15:15] Tae
    Let's talk about our class's
    project for the festival.
[15:18] Masamune
    Our class's project, huh?
[15:20] Tae
    I got it! I, Futaba Tae, thought about this
[15:22] ---
    until my brain became strained, then squishy!
[15:24] Tae
    We can have a play with the super cute
    Kojuurou-kyun starring as Snow White,
[15:27] Tae
    and the super hot Masamune-kun as the prince!
[15:31] Neko
    That sounds lovely.
[15:33] Kojuurou
    Um... Why am I the princess?
[15:36] Tae
    Let's do this, Class 2-B!
[15:38] Classmates
    Yeah!
[15:41] Masamune
    Give it up, Kojuurou. No one can fight this.
[15:45] Kojuurou
    It always ends up this way...
SIGN    Heart Flutter Special!!
[15:48] Masamune
    I don't care if we have to act or sing.
[15:52] Masamune
    What I have to do something
    about is that bastard.
[16:03] Masamune
    This is my chance! That fatty isn't here!
[16:09] Aki
    M-Makabe?!
[16:19] Aki
    What are you doing?
[16:21] Masamune
    I figured we wouldn't be able to
    have a real talk if I didn't do this.
[16:24] Aki
    There's nothing to talk about.
[16:26] Masamune
    I have something to say!
[16:27] Aki
    Is that so?
[16:30] Aki
    All right, just one thing.
[16:36] Masamune
    So close...
[16:38] Aki
    You're open down there.
[16:41] Masamune
    Wait, what?!
[16:43] Masamune
    Thank goodness, it's closed.
[16:46] Masamune
    Huh? Adagaki-san?
[16:49] Aki
    Masa— I mean, Kanetsugu,
[16:52] ---
    let's hurry up and go to class.
[16:54] Gasou
    Sure.
[16:57] Masamune
    That damn fatty again...
[17:01] Masamune
    That was pointless!
[17:02] ---
    The wall slam was powerless!
    Completely powerless!
[17:05] Mari
    Makabe Masamune...
[17:07] Kikune
    How dare he use the wall slam on Aki-sama?!
[17:09] Sonoka
    We can't let our guard down for a second.
[17:11] Mari
    Common sense doesn't work on beasts.
[17:14] Mari
    The choice we made is not wrong.
[17:18] Mari
    Let us protect Aki-sama.
[17:20] Mari
    Along with "him."
[17:23] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Something you need to tell us?
[17:25] (Flashback) Gasou
    That's right.
[17:26] (Flashback) Gasou
    Amazingly enough, I'm engaged to Aki-chan,
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
    but I have no intention of furthering
    our relationship beyond that at all.
[17:34] (Flashback) Kikune
    What? So you're engaged to her,
    but you don't even like her?
[17:37] (Flashback) Gasou
    No! It's the exact opposite.
[17:38] (Flashback) Gasou
    She's truly like some beautiful goddess,
[17:42] (Flashback) ---
    so I don't have any right
    to lay a finger on her.
[17:47] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Really? You're not going to kiss her? Ever?
[17:50] (Flashback) Gasou
    Of course not! I know my place.
[17:56] (Flashback) Sonoka
    What should we do? That might
    actually be pretty respectable.
[17:59] (Flashback) ---
    He won't touch her because he likes her.
[18:00] (Flashback) Kikune
    That's kind of cowardly. I don't like it.
[18:03] (Flashback) Mari
    But Aki-sama's purity will be protected,
    far more than with Makabe Masamune.
[18:09] (Flashback) Aki
    No!
[18:11] Mari
    Makabe Masamune...
[18:13] Kikune
    We won't let you have Aki-sama!
[18:15] Three
    The beast must be destroyed.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[18:20] Secretary
    Aren't there quite a few requests
    for the Yasaka Festival this year?
[18:23] President
    That's a good thing.
[18:26] Vice president
    Good work, guys! Sorry I'm late.
[18:28] Secretary
    Vice President, you've got work piled up.
[18:31] Vice president (sonoka)
    Yup, I know.
[18:37] Vice president (Sonoka)
    Huh? This is insane!
[18:40] President
    What's the matter, Vice President?
[18:41] Vice president (Sonoka)
    The proposals from each class...
[18:43] ---
    Both 2-A and 2-B want to
    put on the play "Snow White."
[18:49] President
    So they both picked the same thing.
[18:50] President
    Then we should approve Class B,
    since they turned in their proposal first.
[18:53] Sonoka
    No...
SIGN    Cultural Festival Proposal Form
[18:57] ---
    It should be Class A.
[18:58] President
    But...
[18:59] Sonoka
    It's gotta be A. Definitely A.
[19:01] ---
    There's no other choice but A!
SIGN    Cultural Festival Proposal Form
[19:08] President
    Please let us reevaluate this.
[19:10] Sonoka
    Yup, so it's Class A, right?
SIGN    Student Council
[19:13] Secretary
    Nothing less from the vice president,
[19:15] Secretary
    the one pulling the strings
    at Yasaka from the shadows.
[19:18] Tae
    Declined?
[19:19] Tae
    No way! We can't think of
    something else at this point!
[19:23] Secretary
    But we can't have two of the same thing.
[19:26] Tae
    Yeah, but why is it us?
[19:28] Secretary
    Because the vice president was so insistent—
[19:30] ---
    I mean, it was a student council decision.
[19:32] Masamune
    What's wrong?
[19:33] Neko
    Apparently our proposal for the
    Yasaka Festival was declined.
[19:36] Masamune
    Huh? Just our class?
[19:37] Tae
    Whatever! We submitted ours first.
[19:40] Tae
    We just have to convince
    Class A, right? I'll go.
[19:44] Secretary
    What?
[19:45] Masamune
    Why is she so passionate?
[19:47] Neko
    Passion may be strong enough to
    blast away the unreasonable.
[19:52] Mari
    We refuse.
[19:55] Mari
    It has already been decided
    that Class A will be performing
[19:58] ---
    "Snow White" with Aki-sama and
    Kanetsugu-sama as the leads.
[20:00] Masamune
    Wh-What?!
[20:02] Tae
    We've already decided, too!
[20:04] ---
    We're doing "Snow White" starring heartthrobs
    Kojuurou-kyun and Masamune-kun!
[20:07] Masamune
    Wh-What?!
[20:08] Aki
    Why don't you give up?
[20:12] Aki
    I'm sure there was a request to decline that.
[20:14] Aki
    I mean, a "Snow White" with
    only men is nothing but futile.
[20:22] Masamune
    C-Class Rep?
[20:24] Tae
    It's way weirder to have a fat prince!
[20:27] Aki
    Fat is a sign of wealth.
[20:29] Tae
    This isn't about what I want to do.
[20:32] ---
    I just want to show the audience
    what they want to see.
[20:34] Aki
    This was a unanimous decision in our class.
[20:40] Gasou
    Now, now. Calm down, you two.
[20:43] Gasou
    She was suddenly rejected.
    We should consider how she feels.
[20:47] Aki
    W-Well, you're exactly right, Kanetsugu.
[20:50] ---
    I guess I can see her point.
[20:52] Masamune
    What the hell is with this Cruel
    Princess? It's infuriating!
[20:57] Masamune
    Then why don't we promote this by saying
    we'll decide the winner by popular vote?
[21:01] Tae
    Masamune-kun...
[21:03] Aki
    Popular vote?
[21:04] Masamune
    The best project is chosen by votes, right?
[21:07] Masamune
    So doing the same play will actually
    make it easier to determine a winner.
[21:11] Tae
    That's a great idea! A drama battle!
[21:13] ---
    That'll hype things up for sure!
[21:14] Aki
    True... I guess I'd have to say that's fair.
[21:17] Mari
    I suppose it might be if
    you say so, Aki-sama.
[21:21] Masamune
    What do you think, student council?
[21:23] Masamune
    We can promote both of them at once.
[21:26] Secretary
    Well, if you both agree to this,
    I believe it'll be okay.
[21:31] Tae
    Yes!
[21:32] Aki
    Then I believe this is now officially
    a competition, Futaba-san.
[21:35] Tae
    Of course. We're not going
    to lose, Adagaki-san!
[21:41] Masamune
    Could we add on another competition?
[21:46] Masamune
    Whoever wins gets to dance with
    someone at the post-festival party.
[21:51] Masamune
    I can't just sit here biting
    my nails, Round Prince.
[21:56] Gasou
    I guess it's pointless to ask with whom.
[21:59] Gasou
    All right. I'm in.
[22:01] Masamune
    All right!
[22:03] Masamune
    There's no going back on this!

Season 1

E11 - Snow White of the Yasaka Festival

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SIGN    #11 "Snow White of the Yasaka Festival"
[01:31] Tae
    Hey, Snow White! Are you
    taking this seriously?
[01:34] Kojuurou
    Class Rep...
SIGN    Director
[01:35] Tae
    Don't call me Class Rep.
    Call me The World's Futaba!
[01:38] ---
    Just for now.
[01:39] Tae
    Listen up. The show is tomorrow!
[01:42] Tae
    We're not the only ones doing "Snow White."
[01:45] Tae
    If you keep acting so limp,
    we're going to lose to Class A.
[01:49] Kojuurou
    B-But I'm doing my best...
[01:52] Tae
    Your best isn't enough!
[01:56] Masamune
    Where did she get an ash tray?
[01:58] ---
    I bet she just wanted to do that.
[02:00] Tae
    What are you trying to express here?
[02:03] Tae
    Just you waking up?
[02:05] ---
    No! That shouldn't be the extent of it.
[02:07] Tae
    And you call yourself the
    girl who has her mask?!
[02:10] Masamune
    Not good. Class Rep, the scenario
    you thought up is starting to waver.
[02:15] ---
    I...
[02:16] Kojuurou
    I-I'm...
[02:18] Kojuurou
    I'm not a girl!
[02:21] Masamune
    Kojuurou!
SIGN    The 41st Yasaka Festival Is About to Begin
SIGN    Gargle and Wash Your Hands
[02:29] Kojuurou
    Why are girls so scary?
[02:37] Neko
    I'm terribly sorry.
[02:39] Kojuurou
    N-No, it's my fault.
[02:42] Neko
    This costume is finished, so I was
    just taking it to the gymnasium.
[02:46] Neko
    Tomorrow's the big day, finally.
    I'm so excited.
[02:50] ---
    Where are you headed, Kojuurou-san?
[02:51] Kojuurou
    O-Oh, I had a quick errand to run.
[02:54] Neko
    Please come back soon.
[02:59] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya is always smiling. That's so nice.
[03:02] Kojuurou
    She doesn't say anything scary
    and doesn't treat me like a girl.
[03:12] Masamune
    Kojuurou! Where'd you go?
[03:14] ---
    Come on out!
[03:16] Masamune
    There's pudding for dessert!
[03:18] Gasou
    Wow, how nice. So this comes with dessert?
[03:21] Masamune
    Ugh! Gasou Kanetsugu!
[03:24] Gasou
    You're in the middle of
    rehearsal too, aren't you?
[03:26] Gasou
    Sweets are the best thing
    for when you're tired.
[03:29] Masamune
    R-Right. You'll get fat if
    you eat too much, though.
[03:34] Gasou
    Aki-chan gets really happy when I give
    her little chocolates during breaks, too.
[03:40] Gasou
    Isn't that really cute?
[03:42] Masamune
    Wh-What?!
[03:44] Gasou
    Isn't gaining someone's favor all about
    doing lots of little things like that?
[03:48] Gasou
    I mean, trying a wall slam just
    because it was in some magazine...
[03:56] Gasou
    To be honest, it had the opposite effect.
[03:58] Gasou
    You really have no idea.
[04:00] Masamune
    Wh-Who's he to be giving
    technical advice about love?
[04:04] Masamune
    He's just a fatty.
[04:05] ---
    Actually, is he really a guy?
[04:08] Gasou
    Anyway, let's both do our best tomorrow.
[04:11] Masamune
    Exuding confidence like that... Just wait.
[04:14] ---
    I'm going to win, no matter what.
[04:16] Masamune
    And I'm going to be the one to dance with
    Adagaki Aki at the post-festival party!
[04:22] Masamune
    Small treats, good.
    Wall slam, opposite effect.
[04:28] Sonoka
    The show finally opens tomorrow.
[04:30] Kikune
    Is everything going okay?
[04:32] ---
    We can't let Makabe win, no matter what.
[04:36] Mari
    There's no problem.
[04:38] ---
    I'll take care of things.
[04:41] Aki
    Let's do our best tomorrow at the show.
[04:45] Aki
    What's the matter, Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu?
[04:48] Gasou
    Huh? No, it's nothing.
[04:50] Gasou
    By the way, I saw Makabe-kun today.
[04:54] Aki
    D-Don't talk about him.
[04:57] Gasou
    I-I'm sorry. You're right.
[04:59] ---
    Sorry to put you in a bad mood.
[05:02] Aki
    No, I'm sorry for getting irritated
    over something like that.
[05:07] Gasou
    There's no reason for you to apologize.
[05:09] Gasou
    I just wasn't being considerate.
[05:12] Aki
    You truly are kind.
[05:14] ---
    You always have been,
    Masamune... I mean, Kanetsugu.
[05:20] Aki
    There are food stalls over there.
[05:23] Lady
    Welcome.
[05:24] Gasou
    Always have been, huh?
[05:26] Gasou
    I know very well that I shouldn't
    be in a position to hear that.
[05:31] Gasou
    I'm sorry, but I've got my own reasons,
[05:35] Gasou
    princess of the Adagaki family.
SIGN    Gasou
[05:38] Gasou
    My family's been poor for years now.
[05:42] Gasou
    What's being asked of me is to
    improve our financial situation.
SIGN    Adagaki Group
[05:49] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    You're the boy who was close
    to Aki-sama, aren't you?
[05:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I could tell immediately.
    You look exactly the same.
[05:58] (Flashback) Gasou
    Yes...
[06:00] Gasou
    I can't fail this mission. No matter what.
[06:03] Gasou
    That Makabe shouldn't be a problem.
[06:05] Gasou
    My only problem is the real Masamune-kun
[06:08] ---
    who was apparently a bullied fatty.
[06:13] Masamune
    Is someone talking about me?
[06:15] Chinatsu
    It's probably because you're
    running dressed like that.
[06:18] Masamune
    Stop nitpicking about how I train!
[06:21] Chinatsu
    Why do you have to expose
    yourself for no apparent reason?
[06:23] Masamune
    You're in the way of my—
[06:25] Chinatsu
    See? You've caught a cold.
[06:28] Chinatsu
    Mom! Onii-chan's got a cold!
[06:31] Masamune
    Hey, wait, Chinatsu!
[06:34] Kinue
    What?!
[06:36] Kinue
    Maa-kun has a cold?! Are you going to die?!
[06:38] ---
    No! Maa-kun, don't die!
[06:40] masamune
    Of course I'm not going to die!
    I am the embodiment of health!
[06:43] Kinue
    Don't put up a death flag like that,
[06:45] ---
    signaling that a main anime
    character's about to go away!
SIGN    41st
SIGN    41st Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
[06:55] Student1
    Hey, where should we go first?
[06:58] Student2
    When do we switch shifts?
[07:00] Kigurumi
    We're doing a fluffy café!
SIGN    Fluffy Café
[07:03] Girl student A
    I wonder what'll be the most fun.
[07:05] Girl student B
    Oh, there's no question.
SIGN    Double Snow White
SIGN    Double Snow White
[07:07] Girl students
    Double Snow White!
[07:09] ---
    The Cruel Princess versus Kojuurou-kyun!
[07:16] Sonoka
    The theme of this year's Yasaka Festival is
[07:20] Sonoka
    "explosion."
[07:22] Sonoka
    Explode as you aim for first place!
[07:29] Kojuurou
    A-Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[07:29] Sonoka
    I now present to you this year's
    first-place prize... Ta-da!
[07:31] Tae
    Did you catch a cold?
[07:32] Masamune
    I'm totally fine. I'm in tip-top shape.
[07:36] Tae
    Thank goodness. Let's do our best.
[07:36] Sonoka
    Priority tickets to food stalls!
[07:38] Masamune
    Right! Let's shut down Class A!
[07:38] ---
    And a refreshing five days off!
[07:42] Masamune
    That probably wasn't a good idea yesterday.
[07:45] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, stop that.
[07:47] (Flashback) Kinue
    Come down here. It's dangerous.
[07:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    Look, Mom! I'm perfectly healthy!
[07:53] Sonoka
    Do you all want to take first place?
[07:54] Masamune
    To think that would guarantee
    I'd catch a cold...
[07:57] Students
    Yeah!
[07:57] Masamune
    But I don't have time to rest.
[07:59] Sonoka
    Do you want to go to New York?!
[07:59] Masamune
    This isn't just about the competition
    between Class A and Class B.
[08:01] Students
    Yeah!
[08:03] Sonoka
    And now, let the 41st Yasaka Festival begin!
[08:09] Masamune
    I guess I'll just rest until our class
    is up so I can try to get better.
[08:15] Neko
    I've caught you, Masamune-sama.
[08:18] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san.
[08:19] Neko
    If you're going to look around,
    why don't we go together?
[08:22] Masamune
    No, I'm...
[08:24] Neko
    I have so many places I want to see.
[08:27] ---
    Let's go, Masamune-sama.
[08:28] Masamune
    H-Hey!
[08:31] Masamune
    I wanted to rest until the show!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:35] Masamune
    The nurse's office? Why would
    we come here of all places?
[08:39] Neko
    Come sit down, Masamune-sama.
[08:46] Masamune
    Um...
[08:48] Neko
    When you've been sick as long as I have,
[08:51] ---
    you can tell just by touch
    if someone has a fever.
[08:55] Masamune
    So you knew from the start...
[08:58] Neko
    If you're going to rest, getting actual
    sleep will help you recover faster.
[09:02] Masamune
    Sorry...
[09:03] Neko
    Personally, I wouldn't mind if you
    didn't make it back in time.
[09:07] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:08] Neko
    I mean, if you win, you get to
    dance with Aki-sama, right?
[09:12] Neko
    At the post-festival party.
[09:13] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[09:16] Neko
    I'm kidding.
[09:18] ---
    I wouldn't do anything to
    betray everyone in Class B.
[09:21] Masamune
    I can't even tell how serious you are.
[09:24] Neko
    But if you do your best and lose,
[09:28] ---
    I wouldn't mind being your dance partner.
[09:36] Masamune
    You wouldn't mind, huh?
[09:39] Neko
    Yes. Because I'd feel sorry for you.
[09:41] Masamune
    Right. I'll be counting on
    you if that happens, then.
[09:44] Neko
    Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
[09:47] Masamune
    Are you going somewhere?
[09:49] Neko
    I'm going to buy something to warm us up.
[09:52] Neko
    Please get some rest, Masamune-sama.
[10:03] Mari
    Please hurry. There's only
    one more hour until the show.
[10:11] Mari
    Aki-sama.
[10:13] Mari
    Are you finished changing?
[10:15] Aki
    There's a lot of room in the chest area.
[10:18] Mari
    I see. We'll pad them, then.
[10:22] Aki
    Wait, Mari! No! That tickles...
[10:29] Gasou
    Huh?
[10:33] Gasou
    Ow... That was mean.
[10:36] ---
    I was just looking for a place to change.
[10:39] Gasou
    Everywhere else was full.
[10:41] Gasou
    Where should I go?
[10:45] Gasou
    The person playing the
    old lady selling apples?
[10:49] Gasou
    What? You know a good spot?
[10:53] Gasou
    You'll lead me there?
[10:56] Gasou
    Thanks!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    Crêpes
[10:57] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san likes Makabe-kun, doesn't she?
[10:59] Girl
    Please stop by!
[11:01] Kojuurou
    But I'd never be able
    to be like Makabe-kun...
[11:02] Girl2
    Please take a look!
[11:06] guyA
    I'm starving! What are you going to eat?
[11:09] guyB
    I'm gonna eat yakisoba and takoyaki.
[11:11] Kojuurou
    I know! What if I start by
    changing the way I talk?
[11:14] Kojuurou
    It won't be just like Makabe-kun,
    but if I just sounded a little manlier...
[11:21] Kojuurou
    I need to sound manlier.
    I need to sound manlier.
[11:25] Shoplady
    Thank you very much!
[11:26] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san!
[11:28] Neko
    Kojuurou-san?
[11:29] Kojuurou
    That seems heavy. I'll hold it for you.
[11:32] Neko
    Huh? But...
[11:33] Kojuurou
    It's all right.
[11:35] Kojuurou
    I'm a manly man, darn tootin'!
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Light Music Club Concert
[11:38] Kojuurou
    H-Huh? I-I'm so sorry.
[11:41] Neko
    Kojuurou-san, where were you from again?
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[11:46] Neko
    Masamune-sama, here's some oden...
[11:50] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[11:54] tae
    I need to fully check out
    how the enemy's doing first.
[11:57] [SONG] Sign
    Snow White
[11:58] Tae
    Though our prince, Masamune-kun,
    wins hands down.
[12:01] Neko
    Futaba-san!
[12:03] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, what's wrong?
[12:05] ---
    Is it okay for you to run like that?
[12:07] Neko
    I'm fine. I didn't cut open
    my stomach for nothing.
[12:12] Tae
    I-I see.
[12:13] Kojuurou
    Has Makabe-kun come this way?
[12:15] Tae
    Masamune-kun? No, he hasn't.
[12:18] Neko
    Oh, no...
[12:20] Neko
    Where could he have gone?
[12:21] Tae
    Did something happen?
[12:23] Neko
    He's gone.
[12:25] Neko
    Masamune-sama isn't anywhere at school.
[12:38] Masamune
    What the hell? Damn it!
[12:47] Masamune
    It's no use.
[12:49] Masamune
    My fever's going up again.
[12:53] Kikune
    Oh, so you're awake.
[12:54] Masamune
    Someone help!
[12:57] Kikune
    Don't try anything funny.
[13:00] Kikune
    You don't want to ruin your
    hot guy reputation, do you?
[13:05] Masamune
    You're the one who
    assaulted me in my sleep.
[13:08] Kikune
    It was easy.
[13:14] Kikune
    If you're upset, build up enough muscles
    that I can't carry you around by myself.
[13:20] Masamune
    This girl...
[13:21] Masamune
    She just nonchalantly picked
    a fight about my muscles.
[13:27] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san! Did you find him?
[13:30] Neko
    No. Did you have any luck, Class Rep?
[13:33] Tae
    I couldn't find him anywhere.
[13:35] Neko
    He said he was going to rest
    until it was his time to go on.
[13:38] Tae
    This is confounding!
[13:40] ---
    Maybe he was beamed up
    with some cows into a UFO!
[13:42] Neko
    I hope they return him after they've
    made their modifications to him.
[13:45] Tae
    I know, right? Right?
[13:48] Tae
    Hey, Kojuurou-kyun!
[13:50] Tae
    Any luck?
[13:52] Kojuurou
    It's no use. I looked through all the
    bathrooms and changing rooms, but...
[13:56] Tae
    You struck out, huh?
[13:57] Kojuurou
    But something was strange.
[13:59] Tae
    Strange?
[14:00] Kojuurou
    Yeah. I kept running into people
    from Class A everywhere.
[14:04] Tae & neko
    Class A?
[14:06] Lady
    Welcome.
[14:07] Mari
    Kikune-san, how are things going over there?
[14:09] Kikune
    No problems here.
[14:10] ---
    I think he tried to get away, but
    it looks like he's given up for now.
[14:14] Mari
    Just make sure you do as I said, Kikune-san.
[14:17] Kikune
    I know. Leave it to me.
[14:19] Masamune
    What are you going to do with me?
[14:21] Kikune
    Nothing.
[14:22] Masamune
    What?!
[14:23] Kikune
    You just need to stay put here until
    Aki-sama and Kanetsugu finish dancing.
[14:29] Masamune
    Until the Cruel Princess and
    Kanetsugu finish dancing?!
[14:33] Kikune
    It serves you right.
[14:35] ---
    That's what you get for
    making a move on Aki-sama.
[14:38] Masamune
    She's trying to keep me from the stage.
[14:41] Tae
    Does that mean Class A is behind this?
[14:44] Kojuurou
    No, I didn't mean...
[14:47] Kojuurou
    Class A is also about to
    start their show, right?
[14:51] Kojuurou
    But they were panicking as if they'd
    had some accident or problem.
[14:56] Kojuurou
    They seemed really troubled.
[14:58] Mari
    Class B has no chance of
    winning with Makabe gone.
[15:01] Mari
    Now Aki-sama won't be tainted...
[15:03] Aki
    What?!
[15:06] Aki
    Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu disappeared?
[15:09] Aki
    But he was just near the classroom.
[15:12] girlA
    But we can't find him at all.
[15:14] aki
    Yoshino, have you seen him?
[15:17] GirlB
    What about the other dressing
    rooms? The bathrooms?
[15:20] girlA
    I had the boys go look, but they had no luck.
[15:22] girlC
    What should we do? Should
    we get a replacement?
[15:24] GirlD
    That'll never work.
[15:25] ---
    There's no other boy in our class
    who can fit into his costume.
[15:29] Girls
    This is totally hopeless.
[15:31] Aki
    Is he going to disappear at the
    most important time again?
[15:34] girlB
    Anyway, let's keep looking until it's time.
[15:37] Girls
    Yeah!
[15:39] Mari
    I let my guard down.
[15:42] Mari
    To think that they'd also
    have the same plan...
[15:51] (Flashback) Gasou
    Wow, I didn't know this
    quiet little place existed.
[15:54] (Flashback) Gasou
    I don't think anyone will come around here.
[15:56] (Flashback) Gasou
    Thanks. You're a lifesav—
[16:00] (Flashback) Gasou
    Huh?! Hey, open up!
[16:02] (Flashback) ---
    Open the door!
[16:03] (Flashback) Gasou
    Hey, open the door!
[16:08] Yoshino
    Now I just need to report to Pig's Foot.
[16:13] Yoshino
    He's not answering?
[16:16] Yoshino
    Could it be...
[16:21] Masamune
    Please... Could you call the doctor?
[16:24] Kikune
    You'll be fine. Just put some spit on it.
[16:26] Masamune
    My plan to play up my illness instantly failed.
[16:29] Kikune
    Just stay put.
[16:31] ---
    After all this, you'd better
    stay away from Aki-sama.
[16:34] Masamune
    You don't have the right to tell me—
[16:36] Kikune
    I do!
[16:37] Kikune
    We're Aki-sama's personal guard.
[16:41] Kikune
    It all started one year ago.
[16:43] Masamune
    Seriously? We're entering a flashback?
[16:46] Kikune
    I was in my third year of middle school.
[16:48] ---
    In the dojo, no one stood
    a chance against me.
[16:52] Kikune
    Except for one guy...
SIGN    Tawarada
[16:55] Kikune
    Tawarada Masaru, who would always
    resort to almost cheating.
SIGN    Pure Heart, Clear Conscience
[16:59] Kikune
    That day, Tawarada managed
    to win again because he cheated.
[17:04] Kikune
    After practice, he quickly changed
    and went to ask a girl out.
[17:09] (Flashback) Tawarada
    I-I've had my eye on you for so long!
[17:12] (Flashback) Aki
    You really thought you could go out
    with me without introducing yourself?
[17:16] (Flashback) Aki
    Coward.
[17:22] Kikune
    That was my first experience with Aki-sama.
[17:25] Masamune
    Ruthless as ever...
[17:27] Kikune
    She defeated that cheating bastard
    without laying a single finger on him.
[17:30] Kikune
    I thought she was truly the hand of justice!
[17:33] Masamune
    Huh... And now the personal
    guard of that hand of justice
[17:37] ---
    is using this cowardly method?
[17:39] Kikune
    Wh-What?!
[17:40] Masamune
    If you wanted to win fair and square,
[17:43] ---
    you wouldn't try to win by
    default like this, would you?
[17:49] Kikune
    I guess you might have a point!
[17:51] Masamune
    Are you Morontarou, born from a moron?
[17:54] Kikune
    But this is what Sonoka
    and Mari told me to do...
[17:57] Kikune
    We said we'd defeat you, so I was
    going to try to defeat you.
[18:01] Kikune
    But there's no way that Aki-sama
    would actually lose. I mean...
[18:05] Kikune
    Wh-What should I do?
[18:13] Kikune
    Hello, Mari? Thank goodness.
[18:15] ---
    I wanted to ask you something.
[18:17] Kikune
    Huh? What?
[18:18] ---
    Makabe? You want to talk to him?
[18:21] Masamune
    Huh? Me?
[18:22] Kikune
    Yeah.
[18:23] Masamune
    Hello?
[18:24] Mari
    Makabe Masamune?
[18:26] Mari
    I'm the class rep of Class 2-A,
[18:29] ---
    and a member of Aki-sama's
    personal guard, Mizuno Mari.
[18:32] Masamune
    And what does the honorable
    class rep want from me?
[18:34] Mari
    Let's declare this match a draw.
[18:37] Masamune
    Huh?
[18:38] Mari
    We'll let you out of there, so why
    don't you also release your hostage?
[18:43] Masamune
    Hostage? What are you—
[18:45] Masamune
    Could it have been Master?
[18:50] Masamune
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[18:53] Mari
    Wha— Are you trying to play dumb?
[18:55] Masamune
    Even if something like that happened,
[18:58] ---
    which class is closer to show time?
[19:01] Masamune
    Our show is in the afternoon.
[19:04] Masamune
    I'll just wait here until
    my friends come. Bye.
[19:07] Mari
    Hold it, Makabe Masamune!
[19:07] [Messenger] Sign
    In Call
    Mizuno Mari
[19:09] Masamune
    Now, the balance of power has shifted.
[19:12] ---
    We were at a disadvantage,
    but now we have checkmate.
[19:15] Masamune
    Which will lead to a checkmate for my
    eventual revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[19:22] Mari
    I'm so mad! How dare you try
    to take advantage of me?!
[19:26] Mari
    Who does he think he is?!
[19:27] ---
    Stupid! Idiot! Piece of shit!
[19:29] ---
    I'll curse your descendants!
[19:29] Aki
    Mari! There you are!
[19:32] Mari
    Aki-sama!
[19:33] Aki
    Let's hurry to the gymnasium.
[19:35] Mari
    But did they find Gasou Kanetsugu?
[19:38] Aki
    No.
[19:40] Aki
    But...
[19:41] Aki
    The curtain will still rise.
[19:43] ---
    At this rate, I'll just perform
    this even without a prince.
[19:46] Mari
    Aki-sama...
[19:48] Aki
    I always knew I couldn't rely on any prince.
[19:52] Aki
    Since a long, long time ago...
[19:55] Masamune
    Now we'll just have to see what they do next.
[19:59] Masamune
    If they don't do anything,
    we'll definitely win.
[20:04] Kikune
    I'm a coward, and I'm finished.
[20:06] ---
    My master is going to let me go.
[20:10] Kikune
    Huh? It's Mari again.
SIGN    Message Mari Edit
[20:13] Kikune
    "Leave Makabe there and help
    search for Gasou Kanetsugu."
[20:18] Kikune
    He's gone, too?
[20:21] Masamune
    R-Really?
[20:23] Kikune
    Wait a minute...
[20:25] Kikune
    Did you guys do the same thing?!
[20:27] Masamune
    Hey! Wait! Calm down!
[20:29] Kikune
    Who were you calling a coward?!
[20:33] Kikune
    You tricked me!
[20:41] Tae
    He's not here, either.
[20:43] ---
    Honestly, where did our prince go?
[20:46] Kikune
    Divine punishment!
[20:50] Both
    There he is!
[21:06] Masamune
    I'm sorry to make you worry.
[21:07] Tae
    They seriously locked you up?!
[21:10] Tae
    Isn't that awful?! I have
    to go complain to Class A!
[21:12] Masamune
    I don't know the details,
[21:15] ---
    but now that I'm safe, there's
    no need to hurry, is there?
[21:19] Masamune
    Unlike us, they're going to have to withdraw.
[21:22] Both
    Withdraw?
[21:24] Masamune
    Well, their prince, Gasou
    Kanetsugu, is missing, right?
[21:29] Masamune
    They won't be able to put
    on their play like that.
[21:35] Masamune
    So now that I'm safe, we've basically won.
[21:38] Masamune
    Wait, you didn't know that yet?
[21:41] Kojuurou
    They've already started their play.
[21:46] Tae
    What's going on?
[21:48] Tae
    If what you said is true, that means
    they don't have a prince, right?
[21:53] Kojuurou
    Does that mean they
    went on without a prince?
[22:04] Masamune
    What the hell is she thinking?!

Season 1

E12 - Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die

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SIGN    Currently 2-A's "Snow White" Is Showing
SIGN    #12 "Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die"
[00:10] Aki
    My, what a cute little house.
[00:13] Aki
    Small chairs and a small table.
[00:16] Aki
    I wonder who lives here.
[00:19] Masamune
    Their costumes and the set
[00:20] ---
    look much more professional than I expected.
[00:24] Masamune
    It's even standing room only.
[00:27] Aki
    But why is this place so covered in dust?
[00:31] Aki
    Will you all help me clean?
[00:33] Dwarves
    Of course, Snow White!
[00:45] Neko
    Do you think we can win?
[00:49] Masamune
    No way.
[00:51] Masamune
    It's not just a matter of their Snow White.
[00:53] ---
    Their entire cast is on another level.
[00:56] Masamune
    How much did they rehearse to get this far?
[00:59] Mari
    How do you like the show, Makabe Masamune?
[01:03] Masamune
    Did you find Gasou?
[01:05] Mari
    No.
[01:05] Masamune
    Do you have his replacement?
[01:07] Mari
    There aren't any other boys
    who could fit in his costume.
[01:11] Masamune
    Then why did you let the show go on?
[01:15] Mari
    Because Aki-sama decided that she
    would go on even without a prince!
[01:21] (Flashback) Aki
    As you all know, Gasou Kanetsugu
    still hasn't been found.
[01:26] (Flashback) Queen
    What's going to happen?
[01:27] (Flashback) Soldier
    Are we canceling?
[01:28] (Flashback) Aki
    But we all rehearsed more than anyone else.
[01:32] (Flashback) Classmate
    But...
[01:34] (Flashback) Aki
    The Woodcutter,
[01:35] (Flashback) Aki
    the Castle Soldier,
[01:37] (Flashback) Aki
    the Queen... everyone.
[01:40] (Flashback) Aki
    Wouldn't it frustrate you if
    we canceled because of this?
[01:43] (Flashback) Aki
    Everyone who isn't busy right
    now is looking for the prince.
[01:48] (Flashback) Aki
    We just need to keep our hopes up and
    continue putting on the best show we can.
[01:53] (Flashback) Aki
    That's what we're going
    to have everyone watch.
[01:58] MC
    We will now begin Class 2-A's
    presentation of "Snow White."
[02:07] Mari
    She said that she didn't want to
    retreat in the face of the enemy.
[02:10] Masamune
    Adagaki-san said that?
[02:11] Mari
    Good for you.
[02:13] Mari
    If we can't find Gasou Kanetsugu
    by the end, the play will fail.
[02:16] Mari
    Everything will go according to your plan!
[02:19] Masamune
    Wait—
[02:21] Neko
    Masamune-sama!
[02:23] Aki
    That's right. I'm not going to cry.
[02:26] Aki
    I won't lose. I'll be fine.
[02:29] Aki
    I'll live on with my head held high.
[02:31] Masamune
    We have to let him out.
[02:33] Neko
    Huh?
[02:34] Masamune
    I have to get Master to let Kanetsugu out.
[02:39] Masamune
    Where are you, Master?
[02:48] Masamune
    You're up there?!
[02:50] Masamune
    If that's where you are, how am
    I supposed to get a hold of you?!
[02:54] Neko
    Are you all right, Masamune-sama?
[02:56] Neko
    Did your fever come back?
[02:58] Masamune
    No, I'm fine.
[02:59] ---
    What's bad right now isn't my
    health. It's this situation.
[03:03] Masamune
    Think... There must be a way.
[03:06] Masamune
    Some way to remedy this...
[03:09] ---
    A way to let this play stick its landing.
[03:15] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san.
[03:16] Neko
    Yes?
[03:17] Masamune
    I have a favor to ask you.
[03:22] Neko
    Masamune-sama, that's...
[03:24] Masamune
    Please!
[03:27] Masamune
    Please...
[03:32] Neko
    I shall go.
[03:42] Student A
    Huh? Makabe Masamune?
[03:43] Student B
    From Class B? Why?
[03:49] Mari
    May I help you, Makabe Masamune-san?
[03:53] Mari
    If you've come here just to
    laugh at us, please leave—
[03:56] Masamune
    That's not it!
[03:58] Masamune
    I know this is crazy.
[04:00] ---
    My head is throbbing, and I feel like I'm
    going to pass out from the fever, but...
[04:06] Masamune
    Hey, if you don't want
    to end this unfinished,
[04:10] Masamune
    please hear me out.
[04:15] Dwarf A
    The Princess has died!
[04:17] Dwarf B
    Snow White-sama!
[04:20] Mc
    And so, Snow White was put
    into a coffin by the dwarfs.
[04:25] Aki
    I guess they never found Kanetsugu.
[04:28] Aki
    Even after we tried so hard...
[04:31] Aki
    That's enough. We'll just have
    to end the show like this.
[04:35] Aki
    Snow White died after eating the apple.
    She won't come back to life.
[04:40] Aki
    Actually, this is more realistic.
[05:07] Aki
    You can't rely on the prince.
[05:09] ---
    That's what it comes down to.
[05:13] Masamune
    Is this a dream or an illusion?
[05:21] Masamune
    To think I'd find a coffin
    in a place like this...
[05:25] Crowd A
    Hey, wait...
[05:26] Crowd B
    That's the prince, right?
[05:27] Crowd C
    But the actor's...
[05:30] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san!
[05:32] Tae
    Where's Masamune-kun?
[05:40] Tae
    Wh-Why is Masamune-kun in
    Class A's "Snow White"?!
[05:47] Masamune
    Everyone's watching.
[05:48] ---
    Everyone's staring hard.
[05:50] Masamune
    I'm sweating... Did my fever go up again?
[05:53] ---
    Or is it because of the lights?
[05:55] Masamune
    But I can't turn back now!
[05:59] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'll take the stage in Gasou's place.
[06:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    And I'll take this play to the end.
[06:05] (Flashback) Mari
    Wha—
[06:07] (Flashback) Mari
    Do you understand what you're saying?
[06:10] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm pretty sure I do.
[06:13] (Flashback) Mari
    Listen. We are enemies.
[06:16] (Flashback) Mari
    You, from Class B, intended to win
    this competition as well, didn't you?
[06:20] (Flashback) Mari
    So why would you...
[06:21] (Flashback) Masamune
    I do intend to win. I did intend to win...
[06:25] (Flashback) Masamune
    But I didn't think the production being put
    on right now deserved to be destroyed.
[06:30] (Flashback) Mari
    So you're implying that this is
    genuinely for the sake of art?
[06:36] (Flashback) Masamune
    As much as I hate to admit it...
[06:38] Masamune
    Please don't be alarmed,
[06:40] Masamune
    good people of the forest.
[06:42] Masamune
    I understand exactly how you feel.
[06:44] Masamune
    Just go along with it!
[06:45] Masamune
    I'm sorry for causing such a stir.
[06:47] Masamune
    Just shut up and go along with it!
[06:49] Masamune
    I have one question. What happened here?
[06:53] Masamune
    Come on, connect! Just keep going!
[06:55] Masamune
    Keep it going! Connect! Keep
    going! Keep going! Connect!
[07:03] Dwarf A
    Well, my Prince...
[07:05] Dwarf B
    Our Snow White...
[07:07] Dwarf C
    ...has sadly taken her final breath.
[07:09] Masamune
    Bravo! They caught on!
[07:13] Masamune
    Snow White—
[07:21] Mari
    What the hell is that man doing?!
[07:26] Dwarf B
    A-Are you all right, Prince?
[07:28] Dwarf A
    Get a hold of yourself, Prince!
[07:30] Dwarf C
    Please stand up.
[07:33] Masamune
    I'm just tired from my long journey.
[07:37] Masamune
    My chronic illness...
[07:39] Dwarf B
    P-Please don't push yourself
    too hard, Prince.
[07:42] Mari
    Just how weak is this prince?!
[07:44] Kikune
    Well, it's no surprise.
[07:46] Mari
    Huh?
[07:46] Kikune
    He's got a cold. His fever's
    probably pretty high.
[07:51] Mari
    Fever?
[07:53] Mari
    I thought he might actually be
    trying to ruin the performance.
[07:58] Kikune
    I don't think he really has
    that in him right now.
[08:10] Mari
    Please...
[08:11] Mari
    Just hold out until the end.
[08:16] Masamune
    Just a little more....
[08:18] Masamune
    I can't pass out here.
[08:25] Yoshino
    You must have had a hard journey, my Prince.
[08:28] Masamune
    Th-Thank you...
[08:33] Yoshino
    Don't forget this later.
[08:37] Yoshino
    Now go and gaze upon the princess's face.
[08:40] Masamune
    Anyway, I just have the kiss left.
[08:42] Masamune
    After that, I can crawl into a bed.
[08:45] Masamune
    I can pass out then.
[08:47] ---
    But for now, kiss! The end!
[08:53] Masamune
    I just need to say my final line,
    kiss her, and it'll be over.
[08:57] Aki
    What are you waiting for?
[09:01] Aki
    We just have to pretend
    to kiss, and it'll be over.
[09:04] Aki
    Hurry up and get to it!
[09:05] Masamune
    What a beautiful princess!
[09:07] ---
    It's as though she's only sleeping.
[09:12] Masamune
    Kiss her, and it'll be done.
    Kiss her, and it'll be done.
[09:14] ---
    Kiss her, and it'll be done...
[09:41] Aki
    What are you doing?!
[09:50] Yoshino
    Yay. Snow White-sama
    came back from the dead.
[09:58] Dwarves B & C
    Yay!
[10:00] Dwarves
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[10:01] Mc
    A-And so Snow White lived happily ever after
[10:05] ---
    with the prince and the dwarfs of the forest.
[10:08] Mc
    A happy end for one and all.
SIGN    Karaoke
[10:29] Sonoka
    And so, the Yasaka Festival ended
    yesterday without a hitch.
[10:34] Sonoka
    The winner of the popularity poll was
    Class 2-A's production of "Snow White."
[10:39] Sonoka
    Class B had to cancel their
    performance, so they came in last.
[10:42] Sonoka
    Therefore, the winner of
    this match was Class A.
[10:46] Sonoka
    And the Best Hero and Best Heroine awards
[10:48] ---
    went to Makabe Masamune-kun
    and Adagaki Aki-sama.
[10:52] Tae
    This isn't fair!
[10:53] Sonoka
    You say that, but...
[10:56] Tae
    Well, Class A was only able to finish
    their play because Masamune-kun
[11:01] ---
    appeared in it without telling us, right?
[11:03] Tae
    Masamune-kun went straight to
    the nurse's office after that...
[11:08] Tae
    And my whole script was completely ruined!
[11:12] Masamune
    I'm sorry.
[11:12] Gasou
    Well, when I offered to be
    Class B's prince in your place...
[11:17] (Flashback) ---
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[11:18] (Flashback) Tae
    Don't underestimate the
    importance of pairings.
[11:21] Tae
    It's not like just anyone is good
    enough for Kojuurou-kyun!
[11:24] Gasou
    Wha—
[11:25] Aki
    Whatever. It's all in the past.
[11:28] Aki
    More importantly, why are so many
    people crammed in such a small space?
[11:33] Tae
    We were thinking of having
    an after-party here.
[11:36] Aki
    Oh, so were we.
[11:37] Gasou
    Now, now. All the other rooms were full,
    so this party room was all they had.
[11:45] Masamune
    Why is the atmosphere so tense?
[11:47] Sonoka
    Oh, I know. Why don't you settle things
    from the cultural festival here?
[11:51] Tae & gasou
    Huh?
[11:52] Sonoka
    Well, we have both classes here.
[11:54] Sonoka
    We'll just settle things with a song battle.
[12:00] Aki
    There's no point in competing.
[12:02] Aki
    I know exactly how it'll
    end before we even start.
[12:05] Tae
    And exactly why do you
    think we're going to lose?
[12:08] Tae
    Right, Kojuurou-kyun?
[12:10] Kojuurou
    R-Right...
[12:11] Tae
    Fine. We'll accept this challenge.
[12:13] Tae
    How about whoever loses has
    to pay the entire tab here?
[12:17] Aki
    All right. Very well.
[12:20] Neko
    We're having a song battle, Masamune-sama.
[12:22] Masamune
    R-Right...
[12:25] Sonoka
    All right, then...
[12:26] Sonoka
    Who will be the true victor?
[12:28] Sonoka
    The karaoke song battle!
[12:31] Sonoka
    The first one up is...
[12:33] Tae
    I, Futaba Tae, will go!
[12:35] Tae
    Masamune-kun, could you put
    in "Selfish MIRROR HEART"?
[12:38] Neko
    Masamune-sama, will you put in the request?
[12:41] Masamune
    Uh, sure.
[12:42] Masamune
    One sec...
[12:43] Masamune
    Uh... Huh? Hm...
[12:47] Kojuurou
    Do you want me to do it for you?
[12:49] Masamune
    Thanks, Kojuurou.
[12:50] ---
    I haven't used this type of device before.
[12:54] Kojuurou
    It's in, Class Rep.
[12:56] Tae
    Okay! Let's do this!
[12:58] Sonoka
    The first one up from
    Class B is Futaba Tae-san!
SIGN    Selfish
[13:00] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: Masaki Erika
    Composition: Katou Yuusuke
[13:01] Sonoka
    The song she chose is "Selfish MIRROR HEART!"
[13:04] Tae
    Selfish MIRROR HEART!
    Look at my upside-down eyes!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    Control
SIGN    Technique
SIGN    Emotion
SIGN    Rhythm
SIGN    Comments: You were mostly keeping with the rhythm. Let's keep trying harder.
SIGN    Calories Burned:
[13:18] Tae
    How's that?
[13:19] Tae
    That was my true power!
[13:22] Neko
    You're very good, Futaba-san.
[13:23] Tae
    Nah, it was nothing.
[13:26] Aki
    I'll go next.
[13:28] Mari
    Aki-sama, we're counting on you.
SIGN    Snow Flower
[13:30] Aki
    This isn't weakness or me being needy
[13:35] Aki
    I just love you
[13:39] Aki
    That's what I thought from my heart
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    Control
SIGN    Technique
SIGN    Emotion
SIGN    Rhythm
SIGN    Comments: You're able to sing for a long time on the correct pitch. Hearing your singing is very soothing.
SIGN    Calories Burned:
[13:46] Gasou
    You're amazing, Aki-chan.
[13:48] Aki
    It wasn't my best, but
    I guess it is what it is.
[13:52] Masamune
    Not your best, my ass...
SIGN    Fast
SIGN    Interrupt Reservation
[14:02] [SONG] Sign
    Original Song
    Key Reservation
SIGN    Reserve
[14:03] Neko
    Now, then... I guess I'm up next.
[14:06] Kojuurou
    Do your best, Fujinomiya-san.
[14:08] Neko
    I shall.
SIGN    Goodbye, The One I Love Most
[14:08] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: Kojima Izumi
    Composition: Kojima Izumi
[14:09] Tae
    Oh, I love this song. It's
    so sad, but such a good song.
[14:13] Neko
    Yes. It's a breakup song that
    perfectly fits how I feel right now.
[14:19] Yoshino
    You brute.
[14:20] Neko
    Goodbye, the one I love most
[14:23] Masamune
    Wha—
[14:24] Masamune
    What the hell is this situation?!
[14:27] Neko
    Goodbye, the one I love most
[14:32] Neko
    I still love you
[14:35] Kikune
    Are you plotting something again?
[14:38] Sonoka
    If I'm inferring correctly,
[14:39] Neko
    I'm so disappointed, I'm so sad
[14:39] ---
    Makabe Masamune is not
    accustomed to karaoke.
[14:43] Kikune
    Now that you mention it,
    he does seem a bit tense.
[14:47] Sonoka
    This is our chance, Kikune-chan.
[14:50] Sonoka
    If Aki-sama sees just how
    pathetic and pitiful he is,
[14:51] Neko
    Please just come back
[14:53] ---
    she'll become disillusioned.
[14:55] Sonoka
    She'll completely despise Makabe.
[14:57] Kikune
    You're so smart, Sonoka!
[15:01] Aki
    Yoshino, aren't you next?
SIGN    Walk Over Amagi Pass
[15:06] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: Yoshioka Osamu
    Composition: Gen Tetsuya
[15:08] Masamune
    So stoic!
[15:09] Yoshino
    Her lingering scent that you couldn't hide
[15:11] Tae
    How about this?
[15:14] Masamune
    I-I wonder what it is...
[15:15] Masamune
    She's on pitch,
[15:15] Yoshino
    Had eventually stuck to you
[15:17] ---
    but I've never heard someone sing
    "Walk Over Amagi Pass" this way.
[15:21] Masamune
    In a way, she's definitely the only one.
[15:21] Yoshino
    Rather than have someone take you from me
[15:22] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, did you decide on a song?
[15:24] Masamune
    No, not yet...
[15:26] Masamune
    One sec...
[15:27] Yoshino
    May I just kill you instead?
[15:32] Masamune
    Ugh, it's throbbing...
[15:35] ---
    Maybe I'll just go home.
[15:37] Sonoka
    You're not allowed to run away.
[15:41] Kikune
    If you're trying to keep Aki-sama
    from seeing how pathetic you are,
[15:44] ---
    it's too late for that.
[15:46] Masamune
    Wh-What are you...
[15:47] Sonoka
    Well, you're the hot normie Makabe-kun.
[15:50] Sonoka
    I'm sure karaoke is easy-peasy for you.
[15:53] Kikune
    We want to hear you sing.
[15:55] ---
    I'm sure we'll be moved.
[15:59] Masamune
    Of course—
[15:59] Aki
    What are you doing?
[16:01] Both
    Aki-sama?!
[16:02] Aki
    It's not fair for the hosts to put further
    pressure on one of the participants, is it?
[16:08] Both
    We're sorry.
[16:09] Aki
    Come on, hurry back to the
    room. Everyone's waiting.
[16:13] Both
    Okay...
[16:20] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[16:21] Masamune
    Did she just back me up?
[16:23] ---
    She even came out of the room...
[16:28] Aki
    I don't need you to thank me.
[16:32] Masamune
    Or not!
[16:34] Aki
    Come on, let's go. It's almost your turn.
[16:37] Masamune
    R-Right...
[16:46] Aki
    Th-This is the opening song from Hadapure*!
SIGN    Smile de Hadapure!
[16:47] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: yuiko
    Composition: Ramseeni
[16:49] Aki
    Wh-Who put this in without saying anything?
[16:52] Neko
    I did.
[16:54] Neko
    I thought it wouldn't hurt to put it in while
    Masamune-sama was away from his seat.
[16:59] Aki
    I-I see.
[17:00] Aki
    Damned Commando Catgirl! When did she...
[17:03] Neko
    Could you hand me that mic there?
[17:06] Aki
    I-I know that!
[17:08] Masamune
    She looks super pissed.
[17:11] Neko
    Would you like to sing along with me?
[17:13] Neko
    It is a duet, after all.
[17:18] Aki
    I guess I don't have a choice.
[17:19] Aki
    Smile, everyone!
[17:21] Aki
    I'm always Hadapure!
[17:36] ---
    Hey, look this way
[17:39] Neko
    Come on, don't be shy
[17:41] Aki
    It's no fun unless you keep your head up
[17:47] Neko
    We're definitely
[17:49] Aki
    Yeah! Positive!
[17:52] Neko
    Keep your dreams big and bold
[17:56] Aki
    I want to become
[17:59] Neko
    As sparkly as a jewel
[18:03] Ai
    Just kidding!
[18:04] Neko
    Pure heart
[18:05] Aki
    I'm so excited!
[18:07] Neko
    I can't be stopped yet
[18:13] Both
    We'll find it, no matter what!
[18:15] Both
    Go forth, Hadapure! Pure, so pure!
[18:18] Both
    We won't lose in cuteness
[18:20] Both
    Let the flower of courage bloom,
    and let all the excitement out
[18:25] Both
    I'm Hadapure!
[18:27] Both
    We want to send kindness to your skin
[18:31] Both
    Let's get excited again
[18:34] Aki
    So tomorrow
[18:36] Neko
    Our smiles will be pure-pure, too
[18:38] Both
    So excited! Hadapure!
[18:47] Mari
    Aki-sama!
[18:48] Tae
    Wow, that was amazing!
[18:49] Gasou
    Hadapure sure brings back memories. I loved it.
[18:52] Kojuurou
    So cool!
[18:57] Aki
    The best Hadapure is, of course,
    the original, Whitening-chan.
[19:00] Neko
    You must be joking.
[19:02] ---
    Surely you mean Sunscreen-sama.
[19:07] Aki
    I guess we'll never see eye to eye.
[19:10] Masamune
    They're hopeless.
[19:12] Kojuurou
    You're the final act, Masamune-kun.
[19:15] Masamune
    That's right!
[19:16] Tae
    What're you gonna sing?
[19:20] Masamune
    Then...
[19:21] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: ChouCho
    Composition: AstroNoteS
[19:30] Masamune
    Listen to the cries of my soul!
SIGN    Hello. Will you be placing an order?
[19:41] ---
    Huh?
[19:42] Yoshino
    Someone...
[19:43] Yoshino
    Please help...
[19:48] Front desk
    Hello? Hello?
[19:50] Front desk
    Hello?!
[19:53] Masamune
    Man, that was embarrassing.
    What did you guys think?
[19:57] Masamune
    I burned fifteen calories.
SIGN    Unable to Score
SIGN    We were unable to score this.
SIGN    Calories Burned:
[19:59] Masamune
    That's about the same as fifty sit-ups.
[20:05] Masamune
    Wow, I didn't know you could burn
    so many calories by doing karaoke.
[20:10] Masamune
    Maybe I'll add it as a new
    part of my workout regimen.
[20:14] Masamune
    I wonder why everyone went home, though.
[20:17] Masamune
    Right, Adagaki-san?
[20:20] Masamune
    By the way, where's Koiwai-san?
[20:22] Aki
    She's out shopping.
[20:23] ---
    I ended up using more energy
    than necessary because of you.
[20:27] Masamune
    Because of me?
[20:28] Aki
    Anyway, why did you stay behind?
[20:31] ---
    You should have gone
    home with everyone else.
[20:33] Masamune
    I'll go home after Koiwai-san comes back.
[20:35] Aki
    What?
[20:36] Masamune
    It's dangerous for a girl to be
    out here by herself at this hour.
[20:41] Masamune
    Though I'm sure that even
    if some guy came up to you,
[20:44] ---
    you'd chase him away.
[20:46] Aki
    If you know that...
[20:47] Masamune
    What happened last time
    might happen again, too.
[20:52] Aki
    Do whatever you want.
[20:53] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[20:55] Masamune
    Hey, you know, you never
    did thank me for that.
[20:58] Aki
    Huh? You're bringing that up now?
[21:00] Aki
    I properly apologized for that,
    and you did it all on your own, anyway.
[21:04] Aki
    That's right. You always
    do whatever you want.
[21:08] Aki
    Like at the cultural festival...
[21:17] Aki
    What do you want me to do?
[21:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:20] Aki
    I'm asking you what you want me to do.
[21:23] ---
    You know, to thank you...
[21:25] Masamune
    Whoa, where's this coming*
    from, Cruel Princess?
[21:27] Masamune
    Why are you being so sincere?
[21:29] Masamune
    No, this must be a trap.
[21:31] ---
    Any minute now, she'll bare her fangs.
[21:33] Aki
    H-Hurry up and tell me.
[21:36] Masamune
    Th-Then, um... How about a kiss?
[21:42] Masamune
    How about you kiss me this time?
[21:47] Masamune
    D-Did I go too far?
[21:48] ---
    Did I ask for too much?
[21:56] Aki
    All right.
[21:57] Masamune
    Huh? She said yes so easily?!
[22:00] Aki
    Th-Then will you close your eyes?
[22:03] Masamune
    Uh, um...
[22:04] Aki
    It's embarrassing, so
    hurry up and close them.
[22:07] Masamune
    O-Okay!
[22:08] Aki
    Are you ready?
[22:10] ---
    Make sure you don't open your eyes.
[22:12] Aki
    If you open them, I'll be mad.
[22:14] Masamune
    Wh-What am I supposed to do next?
[22:16] Masamune
    Actually, how do I look right now?
[22:17] Masamune
    Maybe I look really stupid...
[22:19] Masamune
    No, damn it. Straighten up!
[22:27] Masamune
    Sweet... And hot...
[22:30] Masamune
    Wait, what?!
[22:35] Aki
    That's plenty for you.
[22:38] Aki
    And I gave you half of my precious
    food, so you should be thankful.
[22:46] Aki
    So good.
[22:48] ---
    Go on, eat it before it gets cold.
[22:52] Masamune
    I-It is good.
[22:56] Aki
    Right?
[22:58] ---
    Let's go home, Yoshino.
[23:03] Yoshino
    You never follow through, Pig's Foot.
[23:06] Masamune
    M-Master?
[23:07] Yoshino
    A little bit more and you might
    have gotten your revenge.
[23:11] Masamune
    Huh?!
[23:12] Yoshino
    Why didn't you go for it instead of waiting?
[23:14] ---
    Y-You mean...
[23:17] Yoshino
    You're so stupid, Pig's Foot.
[23:20] Masamune
    What are you doing, Makabe Masamune?!
[23:25] Masamune
    But I've only just begun.
[23:27] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[23:28] Masamune
    Next time, I will make you
    fall in love with me...
SIGN    Notice of Class Trip
SIGN    Destination: Paris, France
[23:31] Masamune
    And then dump you.

Season 1

E - OAD

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[00:11] Girl
    That boy is so hot!
[00:13] Girl
    Is he a model?
[00:14] Girl
    He's got really great skin, too.
[00:16] Masa
    My hotness is on point again today.
[00:18] Masa
    I'm hot, both smart and athletic,
    and both beautiful and witty.
[00:21] Masa
    Is there a more perfect man than me?
[00:26] Masa
    Of course there's not!
SIGN    "Of Course, My Mom..."
[02:02] Masa
    Today's workout regimen consists of front
    planks, plank leg raises, and push-ups.
[02:07] Haruka
    Welcome home, Maa-kun!
[02:11] Masa
    Would you act your age for once, you old hag?!
[02:14] Haruka
    Owie...
[02:17] Masa
    How old are you?
     Would you give that up already?!
[02:22] Haruka
    Maa-kun, you dummy! I'm in the fifth grade!
[02:26] Masa
    Huh? Are you still half-asleep?
[02:30] Mom
    Oh, dear. Maa-kun, you know better
    than to be mean to little girls.
[02:35] Masa
    Huh?!
[02:37] Mom
    You don't remember her?
     She's Asae-neesan's little Haruka-chan.
[02:42] Masa
    Aunt... Asae?
[02:45] Mom
    Yes. Haruka-chan is your cousin, Maa-kun.
[02:48] Mom
    Has it been about a year
     since you last saw each other?
[02:50] Haruka
    Uh-huh...
[02:51] Masa
    Haruka?
[02:53] Masa
    Haruka? I've heard that name before.
[02:56] Masa
    Oh, yeah. That was right around
    the time I finally got skinny.
[02:57] (Flashback) Guy
    Thank you all for gathering here today.
[03:00] (Flashback) Guy
    Eat plenty, drink plenty,
    and enjoy yourselves.
[03:08] (Flashback) Masa
    What?
[03:09] (Flashback) Haruka
    Masamune-oniichan!
[03:13] Masa
    Oh, she's that pudgy little pudding!
[03:17] Masa
    Man, you sure do look a lot like the loli hag.
[03:20] Masa
    I mean... You sure have grown in a year! Yeah!
[03:23] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[03:24] Chinatsu
    Why did you make Mom cry again?
[03:28] Masa
    Wait, no! She's not—
[03:29] Chinatsu
    She's not what? You horrible son!
[03:33] Asae
    Oh, Masamune-kun and Chinatsu-chan.
    I see you're as close as ever.
[03:44] Chinatsu
    Auntie?
[03:45] Asae
    I wish I could've had an older
    brother for Haruka, too.
[03:49] Mom
    You've still got time, Nee-san.
[03:52] Asae
    You think so?
     Maybe I'll give it another try.
[03:55] Mom
    I'll be cheering you on.
     Right, Haruka-chan?
[03:57] Haruka
    You can do it, Mommy!
[04:00] Masa
    Just how are you going to do that?
[04:04] Masa
    Guess they really are sisters.
[04:06] Masa
    Seriously, though, they all
    look way too much alike.
[04:09] Masa
    Is our hag some kind of monster?
[04:13] Chinatsu
    Come over here for a sec!
[04:15] Mom
    What is it, Chinatsu-chan?
[04:28] Chinatsu
    Here, change into these.
[04:33] Chinatsu
    Nice.
[04:37] Chinatsu
    Very nice.
[04:42] Chinatsu
    So cute!
[04:45] Chinatsu
    This is the best!
[04:53] Masa
    Come on, now.
[04:56] Asae
    I can't let this continue.
[04:58] Chinatsu
    So cute!
[05:01] Chinatsu
    Very nice! Why don't you
    two get a little closer?
[05:04] Chinatsu
    Very nice!
[05:08] Masa
    Wait, is she calling the cops?!
[05:11] Asae
    Sorry for the wait!
[05:12] Masa
    Auntie, wait!
[05:21] Masa
    Wh-Who are you?!
[05:22] Asae
    Oh, come on, now! It's your Auntie Asae!
[05:25] Masa
    You lie!
[05:25] Asae
    Please. I just got a little serious.
[05:28] Masa
    Serious? What does "serious" even mean?!
[05:30] Masa
    Serious about what?!
[05:32] Mom
    Asae-neesan, you should have
    Chinatsu-chan take your picture, too.
[05:35] Asae
    That was exactly my intention!
[05:37] Haruka
    Yay! We all match!
[05:39] Chinatsu
    It's amazing what you can do with makeup.
[05:42] Masa
    Makeup? This is makeup?!
[05:45] Masa
    Does that mean our loli hag also
    looks like that because of makeup,
[05:48] ---
    and she's actually...
[05:51] Masa
    Women are terrifying!
     I don't even want to think about that!
[05:53] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, you dummy. Mom is all natural.
[05:57] Both
    Right?
[05:58] Masa
    Wh-What?!
[06:00] Masa
    That's terrifying in its own right!
[06:09] All
    So, which one is your real mom?
[06:14] Mom
    Is it me?
[06:16] Asae
    It's me, of course!
[06:17] Haruka
    It's me, duh!
[06:18] One
    It's me!
[06:20] Two
    Come on, Maa-kun!
[06:21] Three
    I'm telling you, it's me!
[06:21] Some
    Look at me!
[06:25] Masa
    Please, no!
[06:30] Masa
    I'm so tired.
[06:35] Haru
    Um... You see, Maa-kun,
    I wanted to be your girlfriend,
[06:39] Haru
    so I tried really hard to grow bigger.
[06:41] Masa
    Huh?
[06:42] Asae
    Cousins can get married.
[06:45] Masa
    You've got good taste. I'll give you that.
[06:49] Masa
    But someone else already has my heart.
[06:51] Haru
    Oh...
[06:53] Masa
    Whoops... I was a bit too straightforward.
[06:57] Haru
    Well, if things don't work out,
     I get to be next, okay?
[07:01] Masa
    Huh?
[07:03] Chinatsu
    The women of the Makabe
    family sure are tough.
[07:09] Masa
    You're the last person who should say that!
SIGN    "Tsunade Island, Once More."
[07:19] Tae
    This feels great, doesn't it?
[07:21] Neko
    The scent of the salt air is so rich
     that it's almost suffocating.
[07:25] Tae
    I didn't think I'd be able
    to come back this year.
[07:28] Neko
    We must thank Aki-sama
     for inviting us over again.
[07:32] Tae
    Yeah! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun again!
[07:35] Yoshi
    We'll be there soon, so get ready.
[07:38] Both
    Okay.
[07:40] Midori
    Welcome to Tsunade Island!
SIGN    Tsunade Island
[07:43] Midori
    We're happy to have you again this year!
[07:47] Kojuurou
    Hello, Yuisaki-san.
[07:48] Midori
    Oh, I see you're as cute as ever, cutie boy!
[07:52] Koju
    "Cutie boy"...
[07:54] Midori
    Welcome to Aki-sama and the rest, as well.
[07:57] Tae
    Hello!
[07:58] Neko
    I may be "the rest,"
     but thank you for having us.
[08:02] Midori
    Oh? Where's the fucking
    refreshing boy from last year?
[08:06] Aki
    Ah...
[08:07] Midori
    Oh?
[08:09] Midori
    Did they break up? Separate?
[08:11] Midori
    Bye-bye my love?
    Something definitely happened!
[08:13] Midori
    Ahem.
[08:15] Midori
    Get a hold of yourself, Aki-sama.
[08:17] Midori
    There are plenty of good men
    other than that fucking boy.
[08:21] Midori
    Now, hit me with any venting or anything
    awful you want to say about him!
[08:24] Aki
    Indeed...
[08:26] Tae
    It really is too bad about Masamune-kun.
[08:28] Neko
    If only that hadn't happened...
[08:30] Midori
    "That"?
[08:31] Midori
    Was the reason infidelity? DV?
[08:33] Aki
    Both.
[08:34] Midori
    Oh, my stars! My, oh, my, oh, my!
[08:36] Midori
    Who did he cheat with? Who did he hit?
[08:39] Yoshi
    Himself... and himself.
[08:41] Midori
    Huh?
[08:42] Aki
    He's such an idiot.
     He's the worst idiot who ever lived.
[08:48] Masa
    I'm on top of my game again today!
[08:50] Masa
    Everything about me is in perfect symmetry.
[08:52] Masa
    I look beautiful walking or sitting.
[08:55] Masa
    Not to mention my hotness
    is blinding as the sun.
[08:59] Masa
    I am truly perfec—
[09:03] (Flashback) Girls
    What...
[09:07] aki
    He was so enamored by his reflection
    that he crashed into a street lamp?
[09:10] Aki
    He actually bled? And got a concussion?
[09:12] Aki
    How self-loving and narcissistic can he be?!
[09:14] ---
    He is the biggest fool who's ever lived!
[09:17] Midori
    Ah, so that's why he
    couldn't come on this trip.
[09:20] Midori
    Oh...
[09:23] Midori
    I mean... Oh, I hope he
    gets back on his feet soon.
[09:29] Aki
    What? As if I want anything to do with him.
[09:32] Neko
    In that case, I'll gladly
    take him off your hands.
[09:35] Yoshi
    Me, too.
[09:37] Aki
    Y-You two can't even tell when I'm joking?!
[09:40] Neko
    Oh, I thought you were quite serious.
[09:43] Tae
    Come on! Just try on this
    bikini for a second!
[09:47] Koju
    No!
[09:51] Koju
    Makabe-kun, how could you
    leave me alone like this?!
[10:00] Tae
    I'm so sure he'd look cute in it.
[10:03] Tae
    Too bad.
[10:04] Neko
    It's not as if I don't understand how you feel...
[10:09] Neko
    Yes?
[10:10] Aki
    Are you two ready?
[10:12] Neko
    Yes, anytime.
[10:18] Aki
    What?
[10:20] Tae
    Whoa, what happened?
     Did you finally hit puberty?
[10:23] Aki
    That's right. I'm not my old self anymore.
[10:32] Tae
    Wow, it's such a nice day today.
[10:36] Neko
    T-Today is quite amusing.
[10:40] Yoshi
    Something came rolling toward me.
[10:50] Aki
    Y-Yoshino?
[10:52] Yoshi
    Yes, Aki-sama?
[10:54] Aki
    I'm hungry. Could you bring
    me something to eat?
[10:57] Yoshi
    Please prepare your own meal.
[11:03] Aki
    Yoshino's gotten quite a bit bolder.
[11:43] Aki
    Yoshi—
[11:45] Yoshi
    What is it?
[11:47] Aki
    Never mind.
[11:49] Aki
    Yes?
[11:57] Yoshi
    You should start brushing from the ends.
[12:03] Tae
    Hi, hi!
[12:05] Neko
    Thank you for having us over.
[12:06] Yoshi
    What?
[12:08] Tae
    What do you mean, "what?"
    We're having a girls' night!
[12:11] Tae
    Talking into the wee hours
    of the morning is a must!
[12:13] Tae
    We came all the way to the ocean!
     And it's nighttime!
[12:16] Yoshi
    That makes no sense.
[12:17] Neko
    This calls for sweets
     and relationship stories.
[12:20] Tae
    Yeah! Relationship stories!
    And things like what our types are...
[12:26] Neko
    Setting that aside...
     Maybe we should talk about some troubles
[12:29] ---
    we can finally bring up now.
[12:31] Aki
    Wh-What? I'm fine with talking about
    relationship things or any advice you'd need!
[12:38] Yoshi
    Since we're all here, we should...
[12:40] All
    We should...?
[12:41] Yoshi
    Study.
[12:45] Tae
    Yeah...
[12:46] Neko
    That'd be best.
[12:48] Aki
    Wha—
[12:52] Aki
    You were actually serious?
[12:54] Tae
    I mean, we're third-years now.
[12:58] Tae
    We have to prepare for entrance exams.
[13:00] Yoshi
    Let's start with kanji drills.
[13:02] Aki
    Hey!
[13:03] Midori
    There isn't enough alcohol, damn it!
[13:06] Midori
    What are y'all being so buddy-buddy for?
[13:09] Midori
    Oh, I see.
[13:11] ---
    I can't be considered a girl anymore
    because I've bazongaed into my thirties?
[13:14] Midori
    This old hag is trying way too hard?
[13:16] Midori
    Asking for a ring for my birthday
    present was too overbearing?
[13:20] Midori
    A beef bowl is more than enough?!
[13:21] ---
    Help...
[13:22] Midori
    Shut your dumbass mouth!
[13:26] Midori
    Oh, I'm aware.
[13:28] ---
    Love is just an illusion.
    It's all a misunderstanding.
[13:31] Midori
    Some people just wake up from
    the dream faster than others!
[13:35] Midori
    Hey! Aki! Sama!
[13:38] Midori
    You understand, don't you?
[13:40] ---
    You only went out with that
    hot boy because he's cute.
[13:43] Midori
    You wouldn't have done it if he were a fatty!
[13:47] Midori
    How about you? Would you date a fatty?
[13:48] Tae
    Er, um...
[13:51] Neko
    I'd have no issue as long as they were healthy.
[13:53] Aki
    I'd still go out with them.
[13:56] both
    You there!
[13:57] Aki
    You averted your eyes just now, didn't you?
[14:00] Midori
    You only like attractive people,
    don't you?! You terrifying child!
[14:07] Neko
    I'd love to hear what you'd have to say.
[14:09] Tae
    Agreed!
[14:13] Midori
    You terrifying child!
[14:20] Koju
    Makabe-kun, save me...
[14:54] Masa
    Hello?
[14:55] Aki
    So, how are you doing?
[14:57] Masa
    Okay, I guess.
[14:58] Masa
    How are things over there?
[15:00] Aki
    Fine. We're having fun.
[15:03] Aki
    It's not as though I have to worry about
[15:06] ---
    how you're holding up,
     or if you'll run into another pole.
[15:09] Aki
    It's a very nice feeling.
[15:14] Masa
    So you're lonely?
[15:20] Aki
    Of course I'm lonely, you dummy.
SIGN    "Cinderella After Twelve"
[15:36] Yoshi
    Onee-chan.
[15:38] Yoshi
    Here. Gifts from Tsunade Island.
[15:42] Nari
    Oh, right. Thanks. Did you have fun?
[15:45] Yoshi
    Somewhat.
[15:47] Nari
    I see. Don't you have the day off today?
[15:50] Nari
    Your trip to Tsunade Island
     counted as work, didn't it?
[15:54] Nari
    I mean, I can understand that you feel
    more comfortable wearing that outfit.
[16:08] Nari
    Pick whatever you like and try it on.
[16:10] Yoshi
    Huh?
[16:18] Yoshi
    This is way too mature for me.
     It won't look good.
[16:21] Nari
    What are you talking about?
[16:22] ---
    We're sisters. Of course it'll look good on you.
[16:35] Yoshi
    I don't think...
[16:36] Nari
    Not quite right, huh?
[16:41] Nari
    Hold on.
[16:45] Yoshi
    Onee-chan...
[16:46] Nari
    I know.
[16:49] Nari
    Stay perfectly still.
    Otherwise, you'll see blood.
[17:19] Nari
    We should probably trim your bangs a bit.
[17:31] Nari
    Here.
[17:38] Nari
    There.
[17:43] Nari
    There we go.
[17:48] Yoshi
    Th-This is torture.
[17:50] Nari
    And you're all done.
     You can open your eyes now.
[18:02] Nari
    I guess we can't do much about you
    looking like an errand girl,
[18:05] Nari
    but today's your day off,
     so go do something for yourself.
[18:09] Yoshi
    Huh?
[18:11] Nari
    Off you go.
[18:24] Yoshi
    Since I was always doing whatever
    Aki-sama needed me to do,
[18:27] ---
    I never got to carry a tiny purse like this.
[18:32] Yoshi
    I always wore flat shoes so that
    I could rush to her side at any time.
[18:39] Yoshi
    I never did my nails, either.
[18:49] Guy
    Welcome.
[19:08] Yoshi
    It's sweet.
[19:09] Guy
    Is it to your liking?
[19:19] Yoshi
    I wonder why I can't find this fun.
[19:25] Girl
    Thank you!
[19:28] ---
    That was nice.
[19:28] ---
    Yeah, how fun!
[19:31] ---
    Let's go over there.
[19:32] ---
    Sure.
[19:33] Yoshi
    Oh, right.
[19:35] Yoshi
    Because when I finally let myself be selfish,
[19:37] ---
    I still wasn't able to get
    the one thing that I wanted.
[19:56] Girl
    Balloons!
[19:57] Boy
    I'll go get you one!
[20:02] Boy
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:15] Yoshi
    You can have it.
[20:19] Girl
    Thank you!
[20:36] Guy
    Oh, sorry.
[21:00] Girl
    Did you see her? She was super cute!
[21:04] Guy
    Huh? Where?
[21:05] Guy
    I don't think I saw her.
[21:11] Yoshi
    Sorry, Onee-chan.
[21:13] Nari
    It's fine, but are you sure you
    want to come back already?
[21:17] Yoshi
    Yeah.
[21:19] Nari
    Honestly, what am I going to do with you?
[21:21] Yoshi
    But it was a little bit fun.
[21:24] Yoshi
    I had been wanting to be
    prettier... on my own.
[21:29] Nari
    Really?
[21:30] Yoshi
    Yeah.
[21:31] Nari
    So you're finally getting serious?
[21:33] Yoshi
    I'll become prettier, be a better woman...
[21:36] Nari
    Yup, yup...
[21:38] Yoshi
    ...make them fall for me, and then dump them.
[21:40] Nari
    What?
[21:43] Yoshi
    Just kidding.
[21:48] Yoshi
    It's Aki-sama.
[21:54] Nari
    Who knew she had that side to her?

Season 2

Season 2

E1 - The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle

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[00:03] (Flashback) Aki
    I won't fall for you.
[00:06] (Flashback) Aki
    You're just a Pig's Foot.
[00:20] Masamune
    Makabe Masamune at his
    absolute best yet again today.
[00:24] Masamune
    I am truly like the rising sun!
[00:27] Chinatsu
    Yikes, guess you're still full of yourself.
[00:31] Masamune
    Gah!
[00:32] Masamune
    Chinatsu! I thought I told you
    not to just barge in here!
[00:36] Chinatsu
    Yeah, whatever. Man, you're loud.
[00:38] Chinatsu
    Control yourself when you're in France.
[00:40] Chinatsu
    Don't embarrass all of Japan.
SIGN    Class Trip France
SIGN    Yasaka High School
[00:43] Kinue
    Good morning, Maa-kun and Chinatsu-chan!
[00:45] Kinue
    It's time for breakfast.
[00:47] Kinue
    You're leaving today, aren't you?
[00:49] Kinue
    I went all-out for you today!
[00:51] Kinue
    There's fried chicken,
    fried shrimp, and even gratin!
SIGN    High in calories
SIGN    High in calories
SIGN    High in calories
[00:55] Chinatsu
    Yay, gratin!
[00:57] Kinue
    Maa-kun, is there anything
    else you'd like to ea—
[00:59] Masamune
    Both of you, out!
[01:02] Masamune
    Damn that loli hag...
[01:04] Masamune
    How could I eat something so high
    in calories first thing in the morning?
[01:10] Masamune
    The greatest opportunity since the
    cultural festival has presented itself!
[01:13] Masamune
    The City of Flowers is truly a perfect
    place to exact my revenge.
[01:16] Masamune
    And that's when I'll get a checkmate
    in my Dead or Love plan!
[01:27] Yoshino
    Are you ready, Aki-sama?
[01:30] Aki
    Yes.
[01:32] Aki
    Could you take my suitcase, Yoshino?
[01:34] Yoshino
    As you wish.
[01:46] Chinatsu
    Get me a gift, 'kay thanks.
[01:48] Kinue
    Maa-kun, come home soon, okay?
[01:51] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[01:52] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah. I'll see you later.
SIGN    #1 "The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle"
[03:33] Frank
    Dearest Muriel, I saw the piece you sent me.
[03:38] Frank
    It's quite a masterpiece.
[03:40] Frank
    One piece of advice I have for you:
[03:42] Frank
    you should learn more about
    Japanese high school students.
[03:46] Muriel
    So it is hopeless.
[03:48] Muriel
    No matter how much I practice...
[03:54] Muriel
    High school students from Japon...
[03:58] Muriel
    They're just too far away.
[04:00] Masamune
    Wow...
[04:02] Tour guide
    An art museum was made in the
    Louvre Palace during the French Revolution.
[04:07] Tour guide
    It can easily be called the
    greatest art museum in the world.
SIGN    Traveling Through France
[04:11] Kojuurou
    Sans crème s'il vous plait...
[04:14] Kojuurou
    "Without whipped cream, please."
[04:17] Masamune
    I've never seen Kojuurou
    study so hard in his life.
[04:21] Kojuurou
    What should I do, Makabe-kun?
[04:23] Kojuurou
    We're in the land of macarons,
    canelés, and bon bon chocolats!
[04:26] Kojuurou
    Can you believe it?!
[04:27] Masamune
    Try to calm down a bit, Kojuurou.
[04:29] Tae
    Fashion! The Opera House! Ballet!
[04:32] Tae
    Love and romance! Amore!
[04:36] Masamune
    What you're trying to say is...
[04:38] Neko
    What you're trying to say
    is "amour," Futaba-san.
[04:41] Neko
    "Amore" is Italian.
[04:58] Masamune
    So you've come, Cruel Princess.
[05:00] Gasou
    Aki-chan, there was a
    churros shop over there.
[05:04] Masamune
    And there's the bumpkin fiancé.
[05:06] Masamune
    There he goes, getting in my way again.
[05:12] Masamune
    No, no. Calm down.
[05:14] Masamune
    For me, this class trip should be—
[05:23] Masamune
    We're definitely in the land of amour!
    PDA everywhere!
[05:28] Masamune
    This country is truly the best place for this.
[05:32] Masamune
    I'm going to make Adagaki Aki fall for me,
    and then dump her on the spot.
[05:38] Masamune
    So that I can move my
    Dead or Love plan forward!
[05:42] Masamune
    Just you wait, Cruel Princess!
[05:44] Masamune
    The rising sun...
[05:46] Masamune
    No, Soleil le Vant!
[05:49] Aki
    Hey.
[05:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:51] Aki
    Could you keep some time open
    during our free periods on this trip?
[05:54] Masamune
    What's that supposed to mean?
[05:57] Aki
    Exactly what it sounds like.
[05:59] Aki
    I've been thinking ever
    since the cultural festival
[06:02] Aki
    that I should actually take some
    time to properly talk to you.
[06:06] Masamune
    Th-This is... Wait, what the heck's going on?
[06:09] Aki
    Anyway, this is a promise!
    I'll make you pay if you break it!
[06:14] Masamune
    U-Uh, w-wait—
[06:19] Masamune
    O-Oh, no! A French girl?
[06:22] Aki
    Hey!
[06:23] Masamune
    H-How do I apologize?
SIGN    Schedule Book
SIGN    Translation
[06:27] Masamune
    Excusez moi!
[06:31] Muriel
    Ca nefaitrien.
[06:32] Masamune
    An eyepatch?
[06:34] Muriel
    Are you Japonais?
[06:37] Masamune and Aki
    Did she just speak Japanese?
[06:39] Masamune
    Y-Yes, I'm Japanese. I'm in high school.
[06:44] Muriel
    A high school student...
[06:46] Muriel
    Japanese...
[06:50] Muriel
    Yes! You're the one I was
    looking for, my Chikuwa-kun!
[06:58] Muriel
    My name is Muriel Besson!
[07:02] Muriel
    I am a second-year in high school.
[07:04] Masamune
    I'm Makabe Masamune.
[07:06] Aki
    I'm Adagaki Aki.
[07:08] Masamune
    Your Japanese is very good.
    Did you study it somewhere?
[07:11] Muriel
    Why, yes! I learned a lot from
    anime and manga from Japon, I did!
[07:16] Masamune
    Manga, eh?
[07:18] Muriel
    Manga from Japon is fantastic!
[07:21] Muriel
    Every time my brother goes to Tokyo for work,
    I ask him to buy me lots of manga!
[07:26] Masamune
    She's...
[07:28] Aki and Masamune
    ...definitely an otaku.
[07:30] Muriel
    I hope that one day I'll be able
    to draw manga like that, I do.
[07:34] Masamune
    Wait, you?
[07:37] Muriel
    Well, we do have bande dessinée in France.
[07:42] Muriel
    But what I want to draw is
    Japonais manga, it is!
[07:50] Masamune
    You drew this?
[07:51] Muriel
    Yes! I still have much to work on, but...
SIGN    Leave it to Tsumire
[08:05] Muriel
    I want to draw a poppy and exciting rom-com
    about Tsumire-san, who lives in Tokyo!
[08:12] Masamune
    Rom-com?!
[08:13] Aki
    Why in the world are the names of the
    heroine and hero Tsumire and Chikuwa?
[08:17] Muriel
    Because my favorite Japanese food is oden!
[08:23] Muriel
    Does something seem off to you?
[08:27] Masamune
    I'm not sure if "off" is the right word...
[08:29] Aki
    I do have a lot of questions...
[08:32] Muriel
    My older brother also told me
[08:34] Muriel
    that I should learn more about
    Japanese high school students.
[08:39] Muriel
    When I first saw you, I thought Chikuwa-kun
    was standing right in front of me!
[08:43] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:44] Muriel
    You're the ideal Japanese
    high school boy, Masamune.
[08:48] Muriel
    Please let me use you
    as a model for my manga!
[08:51] Masamune
    What?!
[08:52] Aki
    What?
[08:52] Muriel
    What do real high school boys think about?
[08:56] Muriel
    Do you prefer toast for breakfast?
    Or perhaps sushi?
[08:59] Masamune
    Um...
[09:00] Muriel
    Yes?
[09:02] Masamune
    I'm flattered that you're so interested,
[09:05] Masamune
    but I'm currently on vacation...
[09:08] Muriel
    Is there any way you'd consider it?
[09:14] Masamune
    What do I do?
[09:16] Aki
    Hey, are you saying you don't care
    about your promise with me?
[09:22] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Muriel-san.
[09:23] Masamune
    We're but humble high school
    students on their class trip.
[09:26] Muriel
    Humble?
[09:29] Muriel
    Oh, you mean like the samurai?
[09:31] Masamune
    No.
[09:33] Masamune
    A-Anyway, we have to stay with our class,
    so we don't have much free time,
[09:38] Masamune
    and when I do, I plan to go around with her.
[09:44] Aki
    Hey! What's the big idea?
[09:46] Masamune
    Throw me a bone here!
[09:49] Masamune
    So, even though I'd like to help
    you out, I just don't have time.
[09:52] Masamune
    I'm really sorry.
[09:55] Muriel
    I see...
[09:57] Muriel
    I cannot force you, I cannot.
[10:00] Masamune
    I'll be rooting for you. Good luck.
[10:19] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san, do you like that painting?
[10:22] Neko
    Yes, though I'm not sure if
    "like" is the right word.
[10:24] Neko
    I just feel uneasy looking at it.
[10:28] Neko
    Look, they're not wearing anything on top.
[10:32] Kojuurou
    Oh, right.
[10:33] Neko
    Feeling cold can lead to many ailments.
    I want to lend them something to wear.
[10:38] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san's so nice...
[10:42] Kojuurou
    Oh, yeah, Fujinomiya-san!
[10:43] Neko
    Yes?
[10:45] Kojuurou
    Um, um, um...
[10:50] Neko
    You're looking quite pale
    yourself, Kojuurou-san.
[10:52] Kojuurou
    No! I'm totally fine.
[10:56] Neko
    Oh?
[11:02] Tae
    What's the matter, you two?!
[11:04] Neko
    Can someone get us some stretchers?
[11:07] Aki
    Mind your own business, Commando.
[11:10] Aki
    I don't want to excite them any more.
[11:13] Kojuurou; Neko; Tae
    "Them"?
[11:15] Aki
    We're safe here, aren't we?
[11:17] Masamune
    Yeah, it looks like it.
[11:24] Masamune and Aki
    I thought I was going to die...
[11:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    She sure was strange.
[11:31] (Flashback) Aki
    I'll say that she's definitely passionate.
[11:36] (Flashback) Aki
    Anyway, get off of me already!
[11:39] (Flashback) Masamune
    Whoa...
[11:42] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry...
[11:45] (Flashback) Aki
    Makabe.
[11:53] (Flashback) Skinhead
    Venez.
[12:03] Masamune
    Adagaki-san, is your French decent?
[12:06] Aki
    I can basically say, "Can I get the check,"
[12:08] Aki
    and "Is there anyone who understands Japanese?"
[12:11] Masamune
    Good. We're on the same level.
[12:13] Aki
    Why are you relieved
    right now?! Are you stupid?
[12:18] Masamune
    M-Marcy bocut!
[12:20] Masamune
    Crowassant!
[12:21] Masamune
    Escargoo!
[12:22] Masamune
    Arch of Triumph! Huh?
[12:25] Frank
    It's a pleasure to meet you, 3D Chikuwa-kun.
[12:30] Frank
    My name is Frank Besson.
[12:32] Frank
    I'm the older brother of the
    girl you just rejected, Muriel.
[12:37] Frank
    My position is the reverse of yours right now.
    I'm actually in Tokyo on business.
[12:41] Frank
    Japan sure is a nice place.
[12:45] Masamune
    B-Business, you say?
[12:48] Frank
    No matter. That's not the
    issue here. It's what you did.
[12:53] Frank
    Why did you decline Muriel's request?
[12:55] Masamune
    Huh? Uh...
[12:57] Frank
    The worst sin you can commit
    in this world is making Muriel cry.
[13:01] Frank
    The second-worst sin you can commit
    in this world is disappointing Muriel!
[13:07] Frank
    If you want to stay with that girl there,
[13:10] Frank
    how about you two teach Muriel
    the essence of a rom-com?
[13:14] Frank
    That's simple enough, isn't it, Chikuwa-kun?
[13:22] Yoshino
    Ah... So when you get a day with free time,
[13:25] Yoshino
    you have to spend it with Aki-sama
    and this otaku mademoiselle.
[13:30] Yoshino
    Can I ask how that happened?
[13:33] Masamune
    I honestly have no idea.
[13:38] Masamune
    I'm sorry. Everything was ruined despite
    you setting it all up for me, Master.
[13:44] Yoshino
    Me? What did I do?
[13:47] Masamune
    You didn't?
[13:48] Masamune
    I figured the Cruel Princess
    wouldn't invite me to talk to her
[13:52] Masamune
    one-on-one without your help...
[13:56] Masamune
    Seriously?
[13:58] Masamune
    Wait, does that mean she invited me herself?
[14:03] Yoshino
    I'm honestly surprised myself.
[14:05] (Flashback) Aki
    I should actually take some
    time to properly talk to you.
[14:10] Masamune
    She looked pretty serious...
[14:13] Yoshino
    But it's a good thing that
    Aki-sama seems proactive.
[14:16] Masamune
    R-Right...
[14:18] Yoshino
    I'll help you out so that
    no one else gets in your way.
[14:23] Masamune
    Thanks.
[14:31] Masamune
    Oh, sorry. Kojuurou and the
    others are waiting for me.
[14:41] Masamune
    Master.
[14:44] Masamune
    I'm seriously counting on you.
[14:56] Male student
    How long are you gonna be in
    the shower? Get out already, Gasou.
[15:00] Gasou
    Sorry. Just hang on a little longer.
[15:04] Gasou
    Jeez, I can't even get changed
    in peace. How annoying.
[15:09] (Flashback) Gasou
    Aki-chan, there was a churros shop over there.
[15:12] (Flashback) Gasou
    Why don't we go there together?
[15:15] (Flashback) Aki
    Sorry, I've got something to do.
[15:19] Gasou
    Makabe Masamune.
[15:20] Gasou
    You accursed man.
[15:23] Gasou
    I need money, damn it...
[15:25] Gasou
    So that I can preserve the Gasou name and status.
[15:29] Gasou
    Love and gender don't matter.
[15:31] Gasou
    Money is everything.
[15:34] Gasou
    I catch a red snapper using a shrimp...
[15:37] Gasou
    Nay, I'll catch money using love.
[15:40] Gasou
    I call this brilliant plan... "Fishing."
[15:49] Masamune
    I guess neither of us got any sleep.
[15:52] Masamune
    Okay, let's go, Adagaki-san.
[15:55] Aki
    Right...
[15:57] Kojuurou
    Are you really okay?
[15:59] Kojuurou
    Weren't you threatened
    by some really scary people?
[16:01] Tae
    Want us to tag along quietly?
[16:04] Masamune
    I think we'll be fine...
[16:06] Aki
    We're counting on you if we don't
    make it back in time, Commando.
[16:20] Muriel
    Masamune! Aki!
[16:22] Muriel
    You actually came, you did!
[16:24] Muriel
    I was so excited for today that
    I was tingling with excitement!
[16:29] Masamune
    Do you mean "trembling with excitement"?
[16:31] Muriel
    Oui!
[16:34] Masamune
    She's so serious about this...
[16:37] Masamune
    Ah, well...
[16:41] Masamune
    Okay, let's begin.
[16:43] Masamune
    First, Besson-san...
[16:45] Muriel
    You can call me Muriel.
[16:47] Masamune
    Okay, Muriel.
[16:48] Masamune
    There's something I want to
    ask you about this manga.
[16:51] Muriel
    Really?
[16:54] Masamune
    First, this right here.
[16:56] Masamune
    He asked her out three panels ago,
    and they're totally a thing now.
[17:01] Muriel
    Is there a problem with that?
[17:04] Masamune
    As someone who's read all the volumes of
    the monumental classic of romance manga,
[17:09] Masamune
    "Rose-eyed Steroid," let me say...
[17:11] Masamune
    When it comes to rom-coms...
[17:13] Masamune
    Once they both fall for each other,
    80% of the story is over!
[17:16] Masamune
    Tease! Tease until you can tease no more!
[17:19] Muriel
    Tease?
[17:20] Masamune
    Yes.
[17:21] Masamune
    You can make it all count in the remaining 20%,
[17:24] Masamune
    but it's a cruel path that
    I cannot recommend to beginners.
[17:29] Muriel
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[17:30] Masamune
    But why?!
[17:32] Muriel
    I mean, they like each other, right?
[17:34] Muriel
    Then they should tell each other.
[17:38] Muriel
    Staring at each other like this
[17:42] Muriel
    and kissing might also be good.
[17:44] Masamune
    Hey!
[17:45] Muriel
    Je t'adore.
[17:49] Aki
    Wait, wait, wait!
[17:52] Aki
    Unlike French people, normal Japanese people
[17:55] Aki
    can't easily tell someone
    else their feelings!
[17:58] Aki
    There are times we want to
    be honest, but we can't!
[18:01] Masamune
    Or something from their past
    might be holding them back.
[18:04] Masamune
    A lot can happen.
[18:06] Muriel
    So even if you have feelings for each other,
[18:08] Muriel
    there's some reason you can't tell them?
[18:10] Masamune and Aki
    Yes, exactly!
[18:12] Muriel
    Are you talking about you two?
[18:17] Aki
    A-A-A-A-A-Are you stupid?!
[18:20] Muriel
    Aki, your Japanese is hard to understand
    because you speak so fast, it is.
[18:24] Aki
    I'm telling you that's inconceivable!
[18:28] Aki
    Anyway!
[18:29] Aki
    What you need to learn is
    the Japanese form of love.
[18:32] Aki
    You are forbidden from becoming
    romantically involved with someone.
[18:35] Aki
    Understood?
[18:36] Muriel
    I understand, I do.
[18:38] Aki
    We'll show you how things are done
    as characters in a rom-com,
[18:42] Aki
    so make sure you pay attention.
[18:43] Masamune
    Huh?
[18:44] Muriel
    Yes! I'm looking forward to this, yes!
[18:46] Aki
    Honestly. You're so illogical.
[18:50] Aki
    Now, then. To show you how it's done...
[18:52] Aki
    How it's done...
[18:53] Aki
    How do we do that, exactly?
[18:57] Masamune
    You didn't think about what to show her, huh?
[19:06] Masamune
    Japanese romance? I mean...
[19:08] Aki
    What should we show her, exactly?
[19:14] Tae
    We hit the jackpot!
[19:16] Kojuurou
    What do you think, Fujinomiya-san?
[19:17] Neko
    I think Masamune-sama might
    enjoy this level of sweetness.
[19:23] Kojuurou
    Yeah, you're right.
[19:28] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, do you
    still like Masamune-kun?
[19:31] Kojuurou
    Huh? Huh?!
[19:34] Neko
    Is that a bit too pathetic
    after he rejected me?
[19:37] Tae
    Not at all! Really!
[19:41] Neko
    Sometimes, I think about what could've been.
[19:45] Neko
    Perhaps if we had met in
    a slightly different way...
[19:47] Neko
    Maybe if there wasn't a lie
    involved from the start...
[19:51] Neko
    But if I didn't have that lie,
    I would've been too scared to approach him.
[19:55] Neko
    I'm sure he's going to suffer
    even more from now on.
[19:59] Neko
    Just like me.
[20:02] Neko
    I'm sort of looking forward
    to that day, but also not.
[20:06] Neko
    It's rather complicated.
[20:09] Kojuurou
    I can't really understand complicated things,
[20:13] Kojuurou
    b-but since you're so confused
    by this, Fujinomiya-san...
[20:19] Kojuurou
    I think you're very profound!
[20:24] Neko
    Thank you very much, Kojuurou-san.
[20:27] Neko
    What lovely words of encouragement.
[20:32] Kojuurou
    I'm such a loser.
[20:37] Kojuurou
    Oh?
[20:39] Neko
    Is something the matter?
[20:41] Kojuurou
    Maybe I'm seeing things...
[20:44] Kojuurou
    Yeah, I think I am.
[20:50] Gasou
    Hey, is this really the right way?
[20:53] Yoshino
    I think we got it right this time. I'm sorry.
[20:59] Gasou
    Aki-chan wanted to tell me
    something personally, right?
[21:02] Gasou
    I can't keep her waiting, then.
[21:04] Yoshino
    Sorry. Just a little farther.
[21:08] Yoshino
    Until free time is over...
[21:11] Gasou
    You just keep apologizing over and over.
[21:21] Gasou
    Hey. Are you hiding something from me?
[21:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[21:28] Yoshino
    I was actually lying when I said
    Aki-sama was waiting for you.
[21:31] Gasou
    What? Why would you lie
    about something like that?
[21:35] Yoshino
    Because... I wanted to spend as much time
    with you as I could, Kanetsugu-sama.
[21:42] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kanetsugu-sama.
[21:46] Gasou
    O-Oh, jeez...
[21:51] Gasou
    Yeah, right.
[21:53] Gasou
    I'm not gonna fall for that anymore,
[22:00] Gasou
    you betraying little witch.

Season 2

E2 - The Princess's Confession

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[00:06] Yoshino
    Betraying little witch...
[00:08] Yoshino
    Yeah...
[00:09] Yoshino
    That's a perfect name for me.
SIGN    #2 "The Princess's Confession"
[01:47] Gasou
    I mean, the Koiwais,
    the servants of the Adagaki family,
[01:50] Gasou
    are pretty famous for that.
[01:53] Gasou
    Wouldn't this be going against
    your master's wishes?
[01:57] Gasou
    I'm Adagaki Aki's fiancé.
[02:01] Gasou
    You're ignoring your master and secretly
    meeting with Makabe Masamune.
[02:04] Gasou
    I wonder what they'd say if
    they ever found out about that.
[02:08] Yoshino
    Sure, why not?
[02:10] Yoshino
    If you want to snitch on me, go ahead.
[02:14] Gasou
    Wow... I guess that didn't hurt at all.
[02:17] Yoshino
    Unfortunately, no.
[02:20] Gasou
    Oh, by the way, when I said "them,"
    I didn't mean Aki-chan.
[02:24] Gasou
    I was talking about your parents.
[02:28] Gasou
    I mean, honestly, your feelings
    are pretty understandable.
[02:31] Gasou
    Because you're like me.
[02:34] Yoshino
    You...
[02:35] Gasou
    Aki-chan's pretty pure, too.
[02:38] Gasou
    I'm pretty sure I'll have no
    problem winning her over.
[02:42] Gasou
    But if the families get involved,
    things will be different.
[02:46] Gasou
    You can't break away from
    the status you were born into.
[02:49] Gasou
    Not even a step.
[02:53] Gasou
    I mean, if you could,
    you wouldn't come all the way to Paris
[02:56] Gasou
    dealing with this warped
    master-servant relationship.
[03:02] Yoshino
    Don't speak as if you know me.
[03:04] Yoshino
    I'm only doing what I'm doing
    because you're unworthy of Aki-sama.
[03:08] Yoshino
    I've thought that ever since you
    appeared at the Adagaki home.
[03:11] Yoshino
    You're so conniving.
[03:13] Gasou
    Oh? And how am I conniving, exactly?
[03:16] Gasou
    I very much plan on bringing
    some grandchildren into the world.
[03:19] Yoshino
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[03:20] Yoshino
    You're acting like someone who's
    precious to Aki-sama and lyi—
[03:32] Chibi Yoshino
    Are you going to say it?
[03:35] Chibi Yoshino
    Don't blame me if they
    find out about that thing.
[03:43] Gasou
    See?
[03:44] Gasou
    You saying those things just because you
    don't like me really won't get through to me.
[03:49] Gasou
    But anyway, your parents are pissed.
[03:52] Gasou
    They're wondering what you're doing,
    skipping out on work like this.
[03:56] Gasou
    You should probably lay low for a while
[03:59] Gasou
    so they don't relieve you
    of your attendant duties.
[04:23] Aki
    Show how it's done?
[04:25] Masamune
    How are we supposed to do that?
[04:31] Masamune
    C-Calm down, me! How lame
    would I be if I lost my cool here?
[04:35] Masamune
    In the end, this is just part
    of the Dead or Love plan.
[04:38] Masamune
    I just need to take the lead!
[04:44] Aki
    Hey—
[04:49] Masamune
    Let's go for a little walk.
[04:52] Aki
    Right...
[04:58] Muriel
    I see. It seems like they're really going for it.
[05:04] Muriel
    It's very clear that you're working hard to
    lessen the distance between you two, it is.
[05:07] Masamune
    This French girl doesn't hold back!
[05:16] Masamune
    What a beautiful city...
[05:18] Masamune and Aki
    Next...
[05:20] Aki
    Why, yes...
[05:21] Masamune and Aki
    What do we do next?
[05:31] Aki
    I never thought I'd be walking
    side by side with you like this.
[05:35] Masamune
    Me, neither.
[05:43] Muriel (Aki)
    Next, let's wander around Akiba.
[05:46] Muriel (Aki)
    There will be anime, games,
    and manga waiting for us there!
[05:50] Muriel (Masamune)
    When I'm with you, I could walk
    to the end of the Mansei Bridge!
[05:56] Aki
    Could you stop awkwardly dubbing over us?
[05:59] Muriel
    Aw, but I thought it was a good idea, I did.
[06:01] Aki
    You can let your creativity run free after
    you get the basic shape of this drama down.
[06:09] Masamune
    My hand is sweating so much!
[06:10] Masamune
    Crap, crap, crap.
    Did she notice I'm actually nervous?
[06:16] Masamune
    Huh? The one that wasn't
    holding her hand is fine?
[06:21] Aki
    Listen carefully, Muriel.
[06:22] Aki
    Stop butting in. Take a few more steps back.
[06:26] Muriel
    A-All right, then...
[06:29] Masamune
    I guess the Cruel Princess is
    doing the best she can, too...
[06:35] Aki
    Honestly...
[06:38] Aki
    Let's continue this already.
[06:39] Masamune
    Okay...
[06:44] Masamune
    I see...
[06:46] Masamune
    I get it!
[06:53] Masamune
    Huh? Wh-What is it?
[06:56] Aki
    You're shameless, you stupid Makabe!
[06:58] Masamune
    Oh, are you out of gas?
[07:00] Aki
    I want to end myself...
[07:03] Masamune
    Er, it's not that big of a deal...
[07:06] Masamune
    Anyway, why don't we go get something to eat?
[07:09] Masamune
    Together.
[07:13] Aki
    Food. Energy. Sugar. Carbohydrates.
[07:17] Masamune
    Well, she's not saying no.
[07:27] Aki
    Took you long enough, Makabe!
[07:28] Masamune
    Sorry. You're okay with mustard
    on your sandwich, ri—
[07:37] Masamune
    Hey... You think we should
    just eat these like usual?
[07:41] Aki
    What?!
[07:42] Masamune
    I mean... Muriel's staring really hard.
[07:50] Aki
    Right...
[07:53] Aki
    Maybe we should do something rom-com-like.
[07:56] Masamune
    She did say to show her how it's done.
[07:58] Aki
    But what are we supposed to do?
[08:01] Masamune
    Maybe we should feed each other.
[08:07] Masamune
    Wait, I don't have ulterior motives!
[08:09] Masamune
    If you have any other ideas...
[08:10] Aki
    No, I don't! I don't have any at all!
[08:13] Masamune
    Then, uh, let's go with the feeding thing.
[08:15] Aki
    Yes, yes! That's a great idea!
[08:22] Aki
    Here... Open wide, Makabe-kun...
[08:26] Masamune
    H-How nice of you... Adagaki-san...
[08:33] Masamune
    I-It's so hard to eat...
[08:40] Masamune
    Th-Thanks for the food...
[08:52] Masamune
    I don't have time for this shit!
[08:56] Muriel
    Oh?
[08:57] Masamune
    I can't... Why the hell do I have to do this?!
[09:01] Aki
    I'd rather eat it myself than feed it to him!
[09:07] Masamune
    Sorry, Muriel, but this is our limit.
[09:22] Aki
    Nope. I can't give you this.
[09:29] Dog owner (Female)
    Jeanne!
[09:32] Dog owner (Female)
    Toutes mes excusez, mademoiselle.
[09:32] Dog owner (Male)
    Excusez moi!
[09:39] Masamune
    You always did like them.
[09:40] Aki
    Huh?
[09:41] Masamune
    Dogs, especially big ones.
[09:43] Aki
    Did I ever mention that before?
    We used to have big dogs, but...
[09:47] Masamune
    Used to? What about now?
[09:49] Aki
    I haven't had any since we lost our last one.
[09:53] Aki
    I couldn't bring myself to get a new one.
[09:57] Masamune
    I see... So those were the last ones.
[10:06] Aki
    This is the perfect opportunity,
    so will you just listen for a bit?
[10:11] Aki
    Before, I wasn't a big eater or anything.
[10:16] Aki
    How I ended up like this...
[10:19] Aki
    and why I can't accept your feelings...
[10:24] Aki
    I'll tell you everything now.
[10:31] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother (Head Maid)
    You mustn't, Aki-sama.
[10:33] (Flashback) Aki
    I can't see her?
[10:36] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother (Head Maid)
    We don't want you getting chickenpox, too.
[10:38] (Flashback) Aki
    Well, that's boring.
[10:41] (Flashback) Aki
    I wanted to have fun playing
    with makeup with Yoshino again.
[10:45] (Flashback) Mother
    Are you really blaming all this on me?!
[10:47] (Flashback) Mother
    You always do this!
[10:48] (Flashback) Father
    Just shut up! I've had enough of you!
[10:50] (Flashback) Mother
    You always run away like that!
[10:52] (Flashback) Father
    You're always so selfish!
    Just think for a damn second!
[10:55] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm the one who's had enough...
[10:56] Mother
    Why did I ever get married
    to someone like you?
[10:59] (Flashback) Aki
    Sean! Lancelot! Come here!
[11:02] (Flashback) Aki
    Oh, hey! That tickles!
[11:07] (Flashback) Aki
    I guess you're my only friends today.
[11:10] (Flashback) Aki
    No, that's plenty.
[11:13] (Flashback) Aki
    Sean?
[11:15] (Flashback) Boy A
    You can't get away now.
[11:17] (Flashback) Boy B
    You put us through too much trouble!
[11:18] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-My family's really rich!
[11:22] (Flashback) Boy B
    You moron. Then treat us to something.
[11:26] (Flashback) Aki
    Sean, get them!
[11:31] (Flashback) Aki
    What do you think you're doing
    in front of my house?
[11:34] (Flashback) Boy A
    Uh-oh!
[11:35] (Flashback) Boy B
    Let's go!
[11:41] (Flashback) Aki
    What's your name?
[11:44] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm asking you for your name.
[11:46] (Flashback) Masamune
    I-I'm... Masamune.
[11:50] (Flashback) Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:54] (Flashback) Masamune
    Fank you...
[11:57] (Flashback) Aki
    Who blows their nose at a time like this?!
[11:59] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh? Should I not have?
[12:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry... I'll wash it and return it to you.
[12:05] (Flashback) Aki
    I don't want it anymore.
[12:08] (Flashback) Aki
    It's fine! Stop crying!
[12:11] Aki
    That was how Masamune and I met.
[12:16] (Flashback) Father
    There you are, Aki.
SIGN    Snow White
[12:19] (Flashback) Father
    Want to go to dinner with me?
[12:21] (Flashback) Aki
    Just the two of us?
[12:22] (Flashback) Father
    Yes, it'll be a little date.
[12:25] (Flashback) Mother
    No. Don't wear that outfit.
[12:28] (Flashback) Aki
    Really?
[12:30] (Flashback) Mother
    Let's go have some clothes made for you.
[12:32] (Flashback) Mother
    There's a designer
    I always request outfits from.
[12:35] (Flashback) Aki
    Just the two of us?
[12:36] (Flashback) Mother
    Yes.
[12:38] Aki
    I guess all three of us going isn't an option...
[12:42] Aki
    So whoever gets my affection wins?
[12:46] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan, this is to thank
    you for the other day.
[12:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    Chocolate from Patisserie Otafuku.
[12:51] (Flashback) Masamune
    They only make ten of these a day!
    Isn't that amazing?
[12:56] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm honestly tired of stuff like this.
[12:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?! But why?
[13:01] (Flashback) Aki
    My mom and dad aren't getting along.
[13:03] (Flashback) Aki
    They only start fighting about
[13:05] (Flashback) Aki
    how much presents cost or how rare
    they are when they want to win my favor.
[13:09] (Flashback) Aki
    It's so lame. I'm just sick of it.
[13:12] (Flashback) Masamune
    O-Oh, no...
[13:16] (Flashback) Aki
    You don't need to cry.
    You can eat them if you want.
[13:21] (Flashback) Masamune
    B-But I feel so bad for you, Aki-chan...
[13:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    I would be really sad if my mom
    and dad didn't get along...
[13:33] (Flashback) Masamune
    I wouldn't want that!
[13:37] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so nice...
[13:39] (Flashback) Aki
    Masamune.
[13:44] (Flashback) Masamune
    A-Ahi-hyan?!
[13:45] (Flashback) Aki
    But you're too weak.
    You need to toughen up a bit.
[13:50] (Flashback) Aki
    Masamune, I'll train you so you
    won't lose to those bullies anymore.
[13:55] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[13:56] (Flashback) Aki
    Lancelot!
[14:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Save me!
[14:06] Aki
    I don't remember the last
    time I laughed this much.
[14:11] (Flashback) Gardener
    Okay, look this way.
[14:18] (Flashback) Aki
    Lancelot, sit.
[14:20] (Flashback) Aki
    Okay, now you try.
[14:23] (Flashback) Masamune
    G-Good boy... Good boy...
[14:34] (Flashback) Aki
    See?
[14:36] Aki
    With my guidance, Masamune
    grew a little stronger every day...
[14:40] Aki
    and every day became fun for me.
[14:45] Aki
    But...
[14:48] (Flashback) Boy A
    Where are you, Tubbymune?!
[14:50] (Flashback) Boy B
    You've got some nerve bailing
    after you called us out here!
SIGN    Come to the park
    tomorrow at 5 PM.
    -Masamune
[14:53] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm right here.
[14:55] (Flashback) Boy A
    Hey, what are you doing up there?
[14:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm sick and tired of everything.
[15:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Today's the last day you'll ever bully me.
[15:06] (Flashback) Masamune
    I've also left a will.
[15:08] (Flashback) Masamune
    Everything you've done
    to me will come to light.
[15:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    Goodbye, you embarrassments.
[15:15] (Flashback) Boy A
    H-Hey!
[15:16] (Flashback) Boy B
    Crap!
[15:20] (Flashback) Boy A
    What is this?
[15:21] (Flashback) Boy B
    You tricked us!
[15:22] Boys
    Ow! Dang it!
[15:24] (Flashback) Aki
    That was a huge success.
[15:24] Boys
    Who do you think you are?!
[15:27] (Flashback) Aki
    You finish them off.
[15:28] Boys
    Man, that hurt!
[15:30] (Flashback) Masamune
    Okay.
[15:32] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm not scared of you guys anymore.
[15:40] (Flashback) Aki
    They should stop bothering you now.
[15:43] (Flashback) Masamune
    It's all thanks to you, Aki-chan.
[15:46] (Flashback) Masamune
    I never would've been able
    to do this on my own.
[15:49] (Flashback) Aki
    I just helped you out a little bit.
[15:52] (Flashback) Aki
    I want you, at least, to be happy.
[15:57] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[15:58] (Flashback) Aki
    It's hopeless for me.
[16:01] (Flashback) Aki
    My parents are separating.
[16:05] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan...
[16:06] (Flashback) Aki
    H-Huh? That's weird.
[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    This time, it's my turn.
[16:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm going to keep supporting you
    so you can cheer up.
[16:23] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'll stay by your side!
[16:30] Masamune
    So... what happened after that?
[16:33] Aki
    Nothing. He never showed his face again.
[16:37] Masamune
    Huh?!
[16:39] Aki
    I guess he just wanted someone
    to save him from the bullies.
[16:43] Aki
    I just ended up having feelings for him.
[16:47] Aki
    But... I really did like him.
[16:50] Aki
    His puffy cheeks,
    his tubby tummy... everything.
[16:54] Aki
    Ever since I cried and started binge eating,
[16:56] Aki
    I just couldn't stop overeating,
    and I'm tired of it.
[17:00] Aki
    And I guess Masamune didn't feel
    bad about disappearing, either.
[17:04] Masamune
    H-How do you know?
[17:06] Aki
    Well, he told me himself.
[17:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:10] Aki
    Gasou Kanetsugu...
[17:12] Aki
    He used to be kind like that
    when we were younger, too.
[17:15] Aki
    Masamune is his old nickname.
[17:17] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess thinks Gasou is me?
[17:21] Masamune
    Wait, before that...
[17:23] Masamune
    Everything she said is completely
    different from my memories.
[17:27] Aki
    I don't ever want to feel that sad again.
[17:32] Aki
    So... that's why I can't accept
    your feelings toward me.
[17:40] Masamune
    What is she talking about?
[17:42] Masamune
    Feel sad?
[17:44] Masamune
    You're the one who chased me away, saying
    you could never have feelings for me!
[17:47] Masamune
    You called me Pig's Foot!
[17:50] Masamune
    That's why... I...
[17:53] (Flashback) Masamune
    There!
[17:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan was crying...
    I hope this cheers her up a little.
[18:05] (Flashback) Boy A
    Hey, Tubbymune!
[18:06] (Flashback) Boy A
    We need to thank you for the other day.
[18:11] (Flashback) Boy B
    Hey, wait!
[18:14] Masamune
    Almost... I'm almost at Aki-chan's house...
[18:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan!
[18:26] (Flashback) Boy C
    Hold it!
[18:27] (Flashback) Boy B
    What the hell's this?
[18:29] (Flashback) Masamune
    Give it back!
[18:31] (Flashback) Boy A
    They're filthy!
[18:36] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
[18:39] (Flashback) Boy A
    This loser's trying to get that
    boss girl to save him again?
[18:43] (Flashback) Boy B
    Talk about pathetic!
[18:45] (Flashback) Masamune
    No! Aki-chan's not like that!
[18:48] (Flashback) Masamune
    I promised her I'd stay by her side!
[18:50] (Flashback) Masamune
    We're going to be friends forever and—
[18:52] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki
    Shut up, you stupid boys.
[18:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-cha—
[18:59] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki
    I'll never fall in love with you,
[19:02] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki
    Pig's Foot.
[19:04] (Flashback) Boy A
    Talk about sad!
[19:05] (Flashback) Boy B
    He just got shot down!
[19:08] (Flashback) Boys
    She called him Pig's Foot!
[19:11] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan...
[19:13] Masamune
    The Dead or Love plan...
[19:16] Masamune
    Making her fall for me, then dumping her.
[19:18] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki actually did the
    exact same thing to me first!
[19:21] Masamune
    So how is she able to look
    like the tragic heroine here?!
[19:27] Masamune
    You can't be serious.
[19:29] Masamune
    Then why did you call me
    "Pig's Foot" and chase me away?
[19:32] Aki
    What are you talking about?
[19:34] Masamune
    Quit acting like the victim!
[19:35] Masamune
    You deserved everything you got!
[19:40] Muriel
    Non! What is the meaning of this?
[19:44] Muriel
    Fighting is bad, it is!
[19:50] Aki
    This is just too cruel.
[19:52] Aki
    I thought you'd at least hear me out.
[20:01] Muriel
    Masamune! Aki left! Aren't you
    going to chase after her?
[20:08] Masamune
    Sorry...
[20:10] Masamune
    But I can't think about anything right now.
[20:15] Gasou
    Money is important! Money is important!
[20:29] Gasou
    What's the matter, Aki-chan?
    What happened?
[20:32] Gasou
    I'd be happy to listen, Ak—
[20:39] Gasou
    What the heck happened?
[20:50] Muriel
    What is it, Nii-san?
[20:52] Frank
    Where the hell are those
    stupid Japanese kids?!
[20:55] Frank
    I thought they were supposed to
    teach you the essence of rom-coms!
[21:00] Muriel
    We ran into a bit of trouble,
    so it's been canceled.
[21:03] Frank
    I'll talk to them again and make them—
[21:05] Muriel
    If you do that, I'll hate you!
[21:09] Muriel
    Nii-san, I'm going to draw a new manga.
[21:14] Muriel
    One that has a happy ending.
[21:17] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun! You're safe!
[21:21] Masamune
    Yeah.
[21:22] Kojuurou
    We were so worried!
[21:25] Neko
    Where's Aki-sama?
[21:28] Masamune
    She's...
[21:30] Masamune
    We sort of...
[21:33] Masamune
    got into a fight.
SIGN    Message
SIGN    Koiwai
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Koiwai
SIGN    Koiwai
SIGN    Do you understand what you've done?
    You need to know your place.
SIGN    I'm sorry.
SIGN    For the time being, as punishment,
    you will not be allowed to go out.
SIGN    I understand.
[21:42] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[21:44] Aki
    I've been looking for you, Stupid Yoshino.
[21:53] Yoshino
    Are you crying?
[22:04] Yoshino
    I did this for her
[22:06] Yoshino
    eight years ago, too.

Season 2

E3 - They Show Up When You Least Expect It

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[00:02] Narino
    You know... You really messed up this time.
[00:07] Narino
    Dad's still pissed. You're honestly lucky
    this is the extent of your punishment.
[00:13] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Onee-chan...
SIGN    #3 "They Show Up When You Least Expect It"
SIGN    Tanisaki Bread
[01:58] Old Lady
    Yes, thank you very much.
[02:01] Old Lady
    Hey, those two girls were first.
    I was watching.
[02:09] Aki
    Yoshino!
[02:09] Yoshino
    Y-Yes, Aki-sama?
[02:11] Aki
    I need you to add five rice balls
    to that order of breads.
[02:15] Yoshino
    All right.
[02:26] Aki
    Honestly...
[02:27] Aki
    What's everyone's problem?!
[02:30] Masamune
    First comes muscles...
[02:33] Masamune
    Second comes muscles...
[02:36] Masamune
    There's no third or fourth...
[02:39] Masamune
    Fifth comes muscles...
[02:48] Masamune
    M-Master?
SIGN    Deodorizing
    Mist
SIGN    Unscented
[02:52] Masamune
    I'm surprised you knew I was here.
[02:54] Yoshino
    The student store is right below here.
[02:57] Yoshino
    I thought I heard some creepy yelling.
[02:59] Masamune
    Don't say it's creepy.
[03:01] Yoshino
    Running away to your muscles
    isn't going to change Aki-sama.
SIGN    Salmon
[03:07] Masamune
    But seriously, that's so much food.
[03:11] Yoshino
    She's been eating more again as of late.
[03:14] Masamune
    She hasn't changed?
[03:16] Yoshino
    Basically, no. But she's
    gotten a little sloppier.
[03:19] Masamune
    Oh... I see.
[03:27] Masamune
    Damn it! How is she able to
    twist the truth so much?
[03:33] Masamune
    You don't have any idea,
    either, right? It's insane.
[03:38] Yoshino
    Aki-sama was going through a lot back then...
    So she might be confused.
[03:43] Masamune
    So she conveniently manipulated
    her memories for her own sake.
[03:48] Yoshino
    Well, anyway, Aki-sama's starving.
[03:51] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, I'll try to smooth
    things over with Aki-sama, too.
[03:55] Masamune
    You're the best, Master!
    You're truly the only one I can rely on.
[04:00] Yoshino
    I might not be able to do much, though.
[04:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:06] Masamune
    It's not like her to say that.
[04:09] Gasou
    Can't you wait a little longer on the payment?
[04:13] Gasou
    This is no time to show off.
[04:16] Gasou
    All right. I'll figure it out.
[04:24] Gasou
    Well, you seem busy.
[04:27] Gasou
    I heard you got quite the scolding at home.
[04:30] Gasou
    Must be hard being a traitor.
[04:32] Yoshino
    It doesn't concern you.
[04:34] Gasou
    Well, that's not true.
    I'm your master's fiancé, after all.
[04:46] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Adagaki-san!
[04:48] Masamune
    I was wrong about everything!
[04:50] Masamune
    Even if you're trying to fabricate everything
    and act like the tragic heroine,
[04:54] Masamune
    I still love you!
[04:56] Aki
    Makabe... You'll still love me if I'm fake?
[05:00] Masamune
    Yes! Putting a lid on our problems!
    That's just the right thing to do!
[05:06] Aki
    Thank you, Makabe!
[05:13] Kojuurou
    Are you okay, Makabe-kun?!
[05:14] Masamune
    It's no use. Even if there was a way out
    of this stalemate, I don't think I'd last.
[05:20] Neko
    Did you hit your head?
[05:26] Masamune
    Uh, no... I'm fine.
[05:29] Neko
    You seem rather tired.
[05:31] Masamune
    Er, yeah... a little bit.
[05:34] Neko
    Say, Masamune-sama.
    Do you have some time after school?
[05:38] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:39] Neko
    There's somewhere I'd like to go with you.
[05:50] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:52] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[05:54] Neko
    Yes. It's just a follow-up.
[05:58] Masamune
    When you asked me to come with you,
    this wasn't what I expected.
[06:02] Neko
    Well, Shidou isn't here today.
[06:05] Masamune
    Yes, yes, I'll take her place today.
[06:08] Neko
    Did you think we'd go somewhere
    more fitting for a rendezvous?
[06:11] Masamune
    Wha— I just—
[06:13] Neko
    Why don't we take a little walk?
[06:17] Neko
    Moderate exercise and saying
    everything you're thinking
[06:21] Neko
    are both very important to your health.
[06:27] Neko
    I see... So that's what happened in Paris.
[06:30] Masamune
    I'm sure it's my fault for not being able
    to hold back and going off on her...
[06:34] Neko
    I did think things seemed
    a bit different than usual,
[06:38] Neko
    but that is quite worrisome.
[06:40] Masamune
    It is! It's putting my whole
    revenge plan in jeopardy.
[06:47] Neko
    You still haven't given up on this revenge?
[06:52] Masamune
    Huh?
[06:53] Neko
    Do you want Aki-sama to fall in love with you?
[06:56] Masamune
    Well... yeah.
[06:58] Neko
    Even though you loathe her
    and she makes you sick?
[07:03] Masamune
    Th-That's exactly why I'm going to dump her.
[07:06] Masamune
    That'll be my revenge, after all.
[07:12] Neko
    That's not what you'd call love anymore.
[07:16] Masamune
    What the heck? Of course it's not.
[07:25] Masamune
    What's... going on?
[07:27] Neko
    I thought I'd be a little courageous.
[07:30] Neko
    You're going to choose Adagaki Aki.
[07:33] Neko
    But that's for the sake of revenge, not love.
[07:37] Neko
    Which would mean that if we fell in love,
    you wouldn't be cheating on her.
[07:42] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[07:45] Neko
    Masamune-sama, I...
[07:48] Masamune
    Let's run.
[07:49] Neko
    Huh?
[07:51] Neko
    What in the world is going on?
[08:01] Gasou
    I'm finally here, Aki-chan.
[08:02] Gasou
    Sorry, one of the teachers
    asked me to do something,
[08:06] Gasou
    and it took longer than I expected.
[08:10] Aki
    No, it's totally fine.
[08:12] Gasou
    I know, Aki-chan!
[08:14] Gasou
    Why don't we stop by a family restaurant
    on our way home to eat something sweet?
[08:16] Gasou
    I heard there's some new dessert.
[08:19] Aki
    Oh, really? Let's go, then.
[08:22] Aki
    You don't mind, right, Yoshino?
[08:24] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, I'm terribly sorry,
    but I'd like to head back to the mansion.
[08:31] Aki
    Oh, okay...
[08:45] Aki
    I wonder what's wrong with Yoshino.
[08:47] Gasou
    Well, we should get going.
[08:49] Sonoka
    Just a dang minute!
[09:03] Neko
    Wh-What's going on, Masamune-sama?
[09:09] Neko
    Who are those people?
[09:11] Masamune
    That's Muriel's big brother.
    You know, that girl I met in Paris.
[09:15] Masamune
    Shit, shit, shit! This definitely has to do
    with our teaching Muriel about rom-coms!
[09:25] Skinhead
    That's as far as you're gonna go, guy.
[09:28] Neko
    Masamune-sama, I'll throw up
    some blood to cause a diversion.
[09:32] Masamune
    I don't think that'll work
    now that you're healthy.
[09:35] Neko
    My body has become quite inconvenient.
[09:38] Masamune
    Don't seem so sad about that.
[09:41] Frank
    Where are you trying to
    run off to, Chikuwa-kun?
[09:44] Frank
    I heard you took good care
    of my sister the other day.
[09:48] Frank
    Nah, you didn't take care of her at all!
[09:50] Frank
    Because you ran off in the middle
    of it and went back to Japan!
[09:53] Masamune
    I had a good reason for that!
[09:55] Frank
    Non! I don't want to hear any excuses.
[09:58] Masamune
    A gun?!
[10:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:04] Frank
    If it was up to me, I'd happily
    fill you with lead, but alas...
[10:12] Masamune
    Muriel's manuscript?
[10:14] Frank
    After you two left Paris,
    my sister kept drawing this.
[10:19] Frank
    Even at the expense of eating and sleeping!
[10:23] Masamune
    Actually, she's gotten a lot better...
[10:26] Frank
    I'm assuming she got some
    inspiration after seeing you two.
[10:31] Frank
    And whatever that inspiration was is why
    I'm letting you off the hook just this once.
[10:36] Masamune
    Um—
[10:38] Frank
    I'll just say this. I also prefer happy endings.
[10:43] Frank
    Because reality is an absolute shithole.
[10:48] Neko
    May I take a look, as well?
[10:51] Masamune
    S-Sure...
[10:58] Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:07] Aki
    My parents are separating.
[11:14] Masamune
    This time, it's my turn.
[11:16] Masamune
    I'm gonna keep supporting you
    so you can cheer up.
[11:21] Aki
    Thank you, but I'm going to go with my dad.
[11:25] Masamune
    Even then, our hearts will always be together.
[11:28] Masamune
    Let's see each other again when we're older.
[11:42] Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:45] Masamune
    I'm surprised you knew it was me.
[11:47] Aki
    There's no way I wouldn't be able to tell.
    You'll always be you.
SIGN    The End.
[11:56] Neko
    What a cute little story.
[11:58] Masamune
    Yeah... I guess.
[12:00] Masamune
    Why didn't we end up like this?
[12:03] Masamune
    We ended up at odds with each other,
    hating and hating back...
[12:08] Neko
    Masamune-sama, there's a letter.
[12:17] Muriel
    Bonjour, Masamune!
[12:19] Muriel
    I hope you have been well, I do!
[12:22] Muriel
    I drew a manga inspired by you and Aki.
[12:25] Muriel
    You never told me how everything ended,
    so I gave it my own original ending.
[12:29] Muriel
    I wish I could become a wall in your
    room and learn even more about you.
[12:38] Muriel
    The walls have ears, and the doors have eyes.
[12:40] Muriel
    Yours truly, Muriel Besson.
[12:43] Masamune
    Walls? There's gotta be
    a better way to say that...
[12:47] Masamune
    Let me see that real quick.
[12:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[12:51] Masamune
    This story started out happy,
[12:54] Masamune
    but in reality, it never got a happy ending.
[12:58] Masamune
    But if I look at it from
    a different perspective...
[13:01] Masamune
    Is that what's going on here?
SIGN    The End.
[13:23] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, you're the worst!
[13:24] Masamune
    My... My spine...
[13:27] Chinatsu
    You went into my room without
    permission again, didn't you?!
[13:29] Chinatsu
    And give me back the panties
    and socks you stole the other day!
[13:32] Masamune
    Huh?! What the hell are you talking about?!
[13:34] Chinatsu
    When I looked up at the second floor
    from outside, I saw you in my room!
[13:39] Masamune
    Why from outside?
[13:41] Chinatsu
    Because I went to the convenience store.
[13:42] Masamune
    Hey, are you eating
    junk food before dinner again?
[13:46] Masamune
    The hag's gonna yell at you again.
[13:48] Chinatsu
    Don't change the subject!
[13:49] Chinatsu
    Ugh, I've had enough!
[13:51] Chinatsu
    My brother wears his little sister's
    panties on his head!
[13:53] Chinatsu
    And he wears just one of his little sister's
    socks and stretches it way out!
[13:56] Chinatsu
    You're the absolute worse! Keep your
    perversion limited to your muscles only!
[14:00] Masamune
    Now, hang on! My muscles
    are absolutely innocent here!
[14:02] Kinue
    What's the matter, you two?
[14:04] Chinatsu
    Huh? Mom, were you just upstairs?
[14:07] Kinue
    Yes. I was taking you kids'
    laundry up to your rooms.
[14:13] Masamune
    Chinatsu...
[14:15] Chinatsu
    H-Huh? Maybe it was just my imagination.
[14:20] Chinatsu
    Oh, I know. Want some ice cream, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Masamune
    No!
[14:24] Chinatsu
    Mom! My panties and sock are missing!
[14:28] Kinue
    Oh, dear. I wonder what happened to them.
[14:30] Kinue
    How strange.
[14:32] Chinatsu
    Where did they go?!
[14:33] Masamune
    People's minds aren't reliable at all.
[14:41] Chinatsu
    What's that? A manuscript?
[14:47] Kinue
    Maa-kun?
[14:48] Masamune
    I'm gonna go out for a bit.
[14:50] Kinue
    But it's almost time for dinner.
[14:54] Sonoka
    Ah! Aki-sama's so cute here!
[14:56] Sonoka
    This lovely Aki-sama, this cute Aki-sama,
[15:01] Sonoka
    and this noble Aki-sama! Give them all to me!
[15:03] Sonoka
    Basically, give me all the Aki-samas!
[15:07] Kikune
    I guess you really did go to Paris.
[15:09] Mari
    We went to the Eiffel Tower,
    the Louvre Museum, and Mont-Saint-Michel.
[15:14] Gasou
    That was pretty rough.
    It was pretty far from Paris, too.
[15:18] Sonoka
    Aw, no fair. When I had my trip,
    it was just to New York.
[15:22] Aki
    At least you were in a place
    where people understand English.
[15:25] Kikune
    I cant even speak English,
    so what am I going to do next year?
[15:29] Sonoka
    But, hey... These are all group pictures.
[15:33] Mari
    Where are the pictures of
    Aki-sama during her free time?
[15:35] Gasou
    I don't actually have any, sorry.
[15:38] Sonoka
    Hey, hang on a sec!
    How worthless are you as a photographer?
[15:42] Sonoka
    Did your battery die at the
    critical moment or what?
[15:44] Kikune
    You're useless.
[15:45] Gasou
    That's not it. Aki-chan hung out
    with Makabe-kun, not me.
[15:50] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    What?!
[15:52] Kikune
    Aki-sama, is that true?
[15:54] Mari
    I didn't notice at all!
[15:56] Gasou
    Sumire... Just a little longer.
SIGN    Paris
SIGN    New York
SIGN    Cebu
SIGN    Taipei
SIGN    Honolulu
SIGN    Los Angeles
SIGN    Hong Kong
SIGN    Taipei
SIGN    London
[16:01] Gasou
    What?! Sumire collapsed?!
[16:04] Gasou
    No... I need to know more. How is she doing?
[16:08] Old Maid
    They acted quickly,
    so she's stable now, at least...
[16:13] Old Maid
    How many times has it been now?
[16:15] Old Maid
    The fee to keep her in a private
    room is already so high...
[16:19] Gasou
    We don't need a fancy private room!
    A shared room would be fine!
[16:22] Gasou
    Getting Sumire better should come first!
[16:24] Old Maid
    We couldn't possibly blemish
    the Gasou name in such a manner!
[16:31] Gasou
    The only one who needs to be tied down
[16:33] Gasou
    by conventions, traditions,
    and the Gasou name is me.
[16:37] Gasou
    There's no way I can let Sumire
    go through the same thing.
[16:41] Gasou
    I don't know what happened in Paris,
[16:42] Mari
    We need to know more details.
[16:43] Gasou
    but I can't let her develop any
    affection toward Makabe.
[16:47] Mari
    Are you listening, Gasou?!
[16:49] Gasou
    Huh? What?
[16:50] Mari
    I held back because you were there!
[16:53] Gasou
    Whoops, sorry.
[16:55] Sonoka
    Ugh! Aki-sama, are you cheating on us?!
[16:58] Sonoka
    You have all of us and yet you
    went to France to go on a date?
[17:02] Kikune
    Wait, maybe he threatened her.
[17:04] Sonoka
    What?! He won't get away with that!
[17:06] Mari
    Absolutely unacceptable!
[17:07] Aki
    Could we not talk about that?!
[17:13] Gasou
    Aki-chan.
[17:14] Gasou
    If you really feel that way,
    stop hanging around Makabe.
[17:19] Gasou
    Could you give me a little
    more thought instead?
[17:27] Aki
    I'm going to go wash my hands.
[17:36] Kikune
    Hey, you!
[17:38] Kikune
    You're getting way too cozy with her!
[17:40] Mari
    You promised you wouldn't pursue her.
[17:43] Gasou
    I-I know, but I couldn't keep quiet
    anymore after what I saw.
[17:48] Kikune
    The hell are you talking about?!
[17:49] Gasou
    Look. This is why Aki-chan changed.
[17:54] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    Makabe Masamune and Koiwai Yoshino?!
[17:57] Gasou
    Aki-chan's hurt. She was
    betrayed by someone she trusts.
[18:01] Gasou
    That's why I thought it might be better
    to force her to notice someone else.
[18:07] Mari
    I see...
[18:09] Gasou
    Even though this is all a lie,
    I win if I can get her to believe it.
[18:18] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Excuse me.
[18:21] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I'm sorry, but aren't you the little boy
    who used to be friends with Aki-sama?
[18:25] (Flashback) Gasou
    Huh? Um...
[18:27] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I knew right away! You look exactly the same!
SIGN    gaki Group
SIGN    Secretary
[18:32] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I'm the secretary to the head
    of the Adagaki family.
[18:36] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    My name is Yuisaki.
[18:37] (Flashback) Gasou
    Adagaki...
[18:41] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm so glad you remember me!
[18:45] (Flashback) Gasou
    Where is it? I know it's here somewhere...
[18:48] (Flashback) Old Maid
    Kanetsugu-sama. You haven't even
    changed. What are you doing here?
[18:53] (Flashback) Gasou
    There it is!
[18:54] (Flashback) Old Maid
    What is the meaning of this, Kanetsugu-sama?
[18:57] (Flashback) Gasou
    The written oath.
[18:59] (Flashback) Gasou
    The one Grandfather made with
    the previous Adagaki family head
[19:01] (Flashback) Gasou
    when he was still in his prime.
[19:04] (Flashback) Gasou
    I didn't think a single piece of
    paper would do much good,
[19:07] (Flashback) Gasou
    but if I work this into
    everything I heard today,
[19:10] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'll be able to suck the
    Adagaki family funds dry!
[19:12] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm going to go marry into their family!
[19:18] Mari
    Aki-sama...
[19:19] Sonoka
    Are you okay?
[19:21] Aki
    Yes.
[19:22] Gasou
    Aki-chan...
[19:24] Aki
    I'm sorry I suddenly lashed out.
[19:28] Gasou
    It's okay. You don't have to tell me
    what happened if you don't want to,
[19:31] Gasou
    but if you ever need to talk,
    I'll be there for you.
[19:36] Gasou
    I'm on your side, Aki-chan.
[19:38] Gasou
    I have no intention of rushing. I'll be
    waiting until you're ready, of course.
[19:46] Gasou
    I'll wait forever for you.
[20:19] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[20:20] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's not here right now.
[20:23] Yoshino
    She had a date with Kanetsugu today.
[20:25] Masamune
    No, it's fine. That doesn't really matter.
[20:29] Masamune
    I haven't been here in forever.
[20:31] Masamune
    This courtyard's much
    smaller than I remembered.
[20:34] Masamune
    It's definitely bigger than mine, though.
[20:37] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[20:39] Masamune
    It felt like it continued
    to the ends of the earth...
[20:44] Masamune
    But it didn't, of course.
[20:47] Masamune
    Back in Paris, she had the nerve to act like
    she didn't know my Pig's Foot nickname.
[20:53] Masamune
    Even though she's the one who
    called me that when the bullies
[20:57] Masamune
    were beating the crap out of me here.
[20:59] Masamune
    That pissed me off.
[21:01] Masamune
    There was no way I was going
    to let her get away with that.
[21:04] Masamune
    But... What if there's a chance
    she's telling the truth?
[21:09] Masamune
    Thinking that made me feel a little uneasy.
[21:12] Masamune
    Was the voice I heard here
    really Adagaki Aki's?
[21:17] Yoshino
    I don't follow. What are you getting at?
[21:20] Masamune
    Back then, I thought the only
    child in this house was her.
[21:25] Masamune
    That's why I never even
    considered it could be someone else.
[21:31] Masamune
    According to her, there was another child
    her age at this mansion back then,
[21:37] Masamune
    who couldn't leave her room
    because she had chickenpox.
[21:42] Masamune
    And... that she was
    watching us that whole time.
[21:47] Masamune
    The only ones who know the nickname of
    Pig's Foot are me, those bullies, and...
[21:53] Masamune
    the one who gave me that nickname.
[21:56] Masamune
    But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
[22:00] Masamune
    So then...
[22:03] Masamune
    Why do you call me Pig's Foot?

Season 2

E4 - I'm Not Going to Fall in Love with You, Pig's Foot

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[00:04] Masamune
    But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
[00:08] Masamune
    So then...
[00:12] Masamune
    Why do you call me Pig's Foot?
[00:15] Masamune
    Of course, I don't have any proof.
[00:17] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess could just be playing dumb.
[00:21] Masamune
    But I want to hear it
    from you personally, Master.
[00:27] Yoshino
    No.
[00:28] Masamune
    Right. I mean, all this time...
[00:41] Masamune
    We were in this together.
[00:48] Yoshino
    You're such an idiot, Pig's Foot.
[00:52] Yoshino
    I'd never do that.
[00:54] Masamune
    O-Of course not.
[00:58] Yoshino
    I'm lying.
[00:59] Masamune
    Huh?
[01:05] Masamune
    Huh?
SIGN    #4 "I'm Not Going to Fall in Love with You, Pig's Foot"
[02:45] Gasou
    Aki-chan, where should we go?
    Is there anywhere you want to go?
[02:50] Aki
    You can't expect me to decide so suddenly.
[02:53] Gasou
    O-Of course. Just take
    your time and think about it.
[02:59] (Flashback) Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    Let you spend time with Aki-sama alone?!
[03:01] (Flashback) Gasou
    Yes. I have something very
    important to tell her.
[03:06] (Flashback) Kikune
    You'd better not be trying to do
    something sleazy to Aki-sama!
[03:11] (Flashback) Gasou
    Of course not.
[03:13] (Flashback) Gasou
    I mean, I just said I'd wait until
    she sorted out her feelings.
[03:18] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Then why did you say out of the blue
    that you wanted to be alone with her?
[03:23] (Flashback) Mari
    Aki-sama clearly seems depressed.
[03:26] (Flashback) Mari
    Are you sure you're not using this
    as an excuse to get closer to her?
[03:33] (Flashback) Gasou
    It's the opposite!
[03:36] (Flashback) Gasou
    It's because Aki-chan's in that state that
[03:40] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm going to try to separate her
    from Makabe Masamune for good.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mari
    B-But how?
[03:47] (Flashback) Sonoka
    I know! We have that picture of
    Koiwai Yoshino and Makabe Masamune.
[03:52] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Let's start spreading rumors of things
[03:54] (Flashback) Sonoka
    that may or may not have
    happened and ruin his image!
[04:00] (Flashback) Gasou
    I considered that, too,
    but that's the last resort.
[04:04] (Flashback) Kikune
    Why, though?!
[04:06] (Flashback) Gasou
    Even if she found out about
    Makabe and Koiwai Yoshino,
[04:09] (Flashback) Gasou
    Aki-chan's relationship with Koiwai Yoshino
    wouldn't be the worst it can be.
[04:14] (Flashback) Gasou
    But if we try to make it worse,
    Aki-chan's the one who'll be hurt.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mari
    True. If Aki-sama and Koiwai Yoshino's
    relationship were to completely fall apart,
[04:25] (Flashback) Mari
    it'd prove difficult to get Aki-sama
    back on her feet, even for us.
[04:28] (Flashback) Kikune
    Though I hate to admit that...
[04:31] (Flashback) Gasou
    Aki-chan isn't the one we're
    supposed to be attacking.
[04:34] (Flashback) Gasou
    Makabe is.
[04:36] (Flashback) Gasou
    Not to mention, even if we deliberately
    try to separate Makabe from Aki-chan,
[04:40] (Flashback) Gasou
    our hard work will be wasted
    if Koiwai Yoshino gets in the way.
[04:47] (Flashback) Gasou
    That's why our first priority is to make sure
    Koiwai Yoshino doesn't get in the way.
[04:51] (Flashback) Gasou
    And then, we'll get Aki-chan to
    stop hanging out with Makabe.
[04:55] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'll be the one to make sure that happens.
[04:59] (Flashback) Gasou
    But knowing Koiwai Yoshino,
    she'll catch on if we take too long.
[05:04] (Flashback) Gasou
    I need you three to act first and make
    sure she doesn't get near Aki-chan.
[05:15] (Flashback) Sonoka
    All right.
[05:17] (Flashback) Mari
    I do feel bad for Aki-sama,
    but this is for her own good.
[05:21] (Flashback) Kikune
    Let's do this!
[05:23] (Flashback) Kikune
    Just you wait, Koiwai Yoshino!
[05:25] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Yup, yup.
[05:26] (Flashback) Mari
    Let's think up a sabotage plan.
[05:28] (Flashback) Kikune
    Let's do this!
[05:29] (Flashback) Sonoka and Mari
    Yeah!
[05:34] Gasou
    Still, there's no guarantee with this plan.
[05:37] Gasou
    We have to go to a place where we know for sure
[05:39] Gasou
    that neither Koiwai Yoshino
    nor Makabe will show up.
[05:49] Gasou
    Aki-chan, would you like to go there?
[05:51] Aki
    Huh?
[05:54] Gasou
    Sure.
[05:55] Gasou
    Well, no time like the present!
[05:58] Aki
    Wait a sec.
SIGN    Aki-sama
    I'm going to head to the Ferris wheel
[06:10] Masamune
    N-No way...
[06:19] Masamune
    But why?!
[06:20] Yoshino
    The reason's simple.
[06:23] Yoshino
    Because... It's because I...
[06:27] Yoshino
    hated you so much, I could die.
[06:36] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother
    You've got chickenpox.
[06:38] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother
    It's highly contagious, so make sure
    you stay away from Aki-sama.
[06:43] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother
    You can't leave this room.
[06:45] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    How long?
[06:47] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Until you're completely better.
[06:50] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Make sure you tell Aki-sama
    to stay out of this room, too.
[06:54] (Flashback) Attendant
    Understood.
[07:01] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    It's fine if I can't see Aki-sama...
[07:04] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    I'm free.
[07:06] Yoshino
    Back then, I was at constantly at the mercy
    of Aki-sama's endless bad moods.
[07:20] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    Mom, I can't go outside today, either?
[07:24] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    I don't have a fever anymore.
[07:26] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Not yet.
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    How many more days?
[07:30] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    We'll just have to wait and see.
[07:36] (Flashback) Yoshino (Young)
    It's so quiet.
[07:39] Yoshino (Young)
    I don't even have anything to add to my diary.
SIGN    Kids' Study Notebook
SIGN    Picture Diary
SIGN    Kids' Study Guide
SIGN    Weather: Sunny
    Handkerchief
    Aki-sama made fun of the
    handkerchief Mom made for me.
    She said it looked poor
    and that made it weird.
SIGN    Weather: Sunny
     Fireworks
    Aki-sama suddenly said she
    wanted to try an experiment
    with skyrocket fireworks to see
    if she could send someone
    to the moon with them.
    I was scared.
    Fireworks are scary...
[07:43] Yoshino (young)
    I've only written stuff about Aki-sama, anyway.
SIGN    I ended up crying because Aki-sama
    cut the hair off my favorite doll.
    But my mom told me to just deal with it.
[07:54] Yoshino (young)
    Aki-sama might be bored, too,
[07:56] Yoshino (young)
    because she has no one to make her plaything.
[08:00] Yoshino (young)
    Is she mad? Is she sulking?
[08:04] Yoshino (young)
    Maybe she's even crying.
[08:06] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    No, no, no!
[08:08] Yoshino (young)
    Aki-sama's someone I have to take care of.
[08:13] Yoshino (young)
    Even if I'm not around...
[08:16] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Come on! Try harder, Masamune!
[08:19] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    Aki-sama?
[08:24] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    If you stop, Sean will catch up to you!
[08:27] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    I can't do this anymore!
[08:29] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Then give up and get along with him.
[08:33] Yoshino (young)
    A boy I don't know...
[08:35] Yoshino (young)
    I guess she can find a plaything to
    order around whenever she wants.
[08:40] Yoshino (young)
    But he's doomed.
[08:42] Yoshino (Young)
    He's just going to get yelled
    at and bullied by Aki-sama.
[08:45] Yoshino (young)
    Poor thing.
[08:47] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Yay!
[08:50] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Looks like we caught you, Masamune!
[08:52] (Flashback) Masamune (young)
    Yeah, I guess you did.
[09:02] Yoshino
    I think I was in shock.
[09:04] Yoshino
    I thought I was the only one
    who could keep up with Aki-sama.
[09:09] Yoshino
    And yet... he seemed so much happier than me.
[09:13] Yoshino
    I could tell...
[09:16] Yoshino
    that he...
[09:19] Yoshino
    really liked Aki-sama.
[09:26] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Did she get Yoshino's
    chickenpox after this long?
[09:30] (Flashback) Attendant
    Well, she has been playing
    outside quite often lately.
[09:33] (Flashback) Attendant
    Maybe she caught some unknown bug.
[09:37] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Yoshino, keep an eye on Aki-sama.
[09:45] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    Are you okay, Aki-sama?
[09:47] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Is this your fault, Yoshino?
[09:51] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    I don't know.
[09:53] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    This is awful. I hate being in this room.
[09:58] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Too many of Mom and Dad's things are in here.
[10:02] (Flashback) Aki's Father
    You can't even take care of your own daughter?!
[10:05] (Flashback) Aki's Mother
    I can say the same exact thing about you!
[10:07] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Sir, Madam, Aki-sama is trying to rest...
[10:10] (Flashback) Aki's Father
    You're the one who was by her side!
[10:11] (Flashback) Aki's Mother
    Would you shut up already?!
[10:15] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    They said "divorce" means that my mom
    and dad won't be married anymore.
[10:21] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Mom's going to leave me...
[10:25] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    She says she can't help it
    because of a trial or something...
[10:28] Yoshino (Young)
    Is Aki-sama... crying?
[10:32] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    But I'm not alone anymore.
[10:38] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Because I have Masamune.
[10:40] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    I'll be okay.
[10:47] Yoshino (Young)
    Hey, Aki-sama...
[10:50] Yoshino (Young)
    What about me?
[10:52] Yoshino
    I'd worked so hard...
[10:56] Yoshino
    I'd done everything she told me
    to do ever since I was born.
[11:02] Yoshino
    Because... that's what I was told to do.
[11:09] Yoshino
    And yet...
[11:12] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[11:15] Yoshino (Young)
    That voice...
[11:19] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
[11:22] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[11:26] (Flashback) Boy A
    This loser's trying to get that
    boss girl to save him again?
[11:30] (Flashback) Boy B
    Talk about pathetic!
[12:10] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan...
[12:12] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:14] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:16] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:18] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
[12:22] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:27] Yoshino
    After that, you stopped coming around,
    and it was a huge weight off my shoulders.
[12:35] Yoshino
    He's white as a sheet. I guess I can't blame him.
[12:40] Yoshino
    Everything he thought he knew is
    being destroyed down to its core.
[12:48] Yoshino
    But it wasn't good for Aki-sama.
[12:52] Yoshino
    She fell apart.
[12:55] Yoshino
    She cried every day and ended up hating boys.
[13:01] Yoshino
    I regretted my actions
    for the first time in my life.
[13:05] Yoshino
    I realized that I did something
    I never should have done.
[13:09] Yoshino
    I looked for that boy for a really long time,
    but I could never find him.
[13:15] Yoshino
    When I thought there was nothing
    I could do to make up for it...
[13:19] (Flashback) Female students
    Wait, where?
[13:20] Female student A
    Hey, look! He's apparently a transfer student!
[13:20] (Flashback) Female students
    Go talk to him!
[13:23] (Flashback) Female student B
    Makabe Masamune-kun is so cool!
[13:28] Yoshino
    Masamune...
[13:30] Yoshino
    There you were.
[13:35] Yoshino
    I knew right away that it was you, Pig's Foot.
[13:40] Masamune
    You recognized me right away?
[13:43] Masamune
    Even though Adagaki Aki couldn't?
[13:46] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's a bit dense.
    Please forgive her for that.
[13:50] Yoshino
    That's just how powerful
    your old image is in her mind.
[13:54] Yoshino
    And...
[13:55] Yoshino
    I ended up helping you out
    because you remembered Aki-sama.
[14:00] Yoshino
    I figured it could be the way
    to make it up to Aki-sama.
[14:03] Masamune
    Hey, wait a minute!
    How is that making it up to her?
[14:06] Masamune
    I'm trying to get revenge here!
[14:09] Masamune
    I was going to make her fall for
    me just so I could dump her!
[14:14] Masamune
    Even you said...
[14:16] (Flashback) Yoshino
    If you dump her, and that makes
    her a little more modest,
[14:19] (Flashback) Yoshino
    it greatly benefits me,
[14:22] (Flashback) Yoshino
    as well as Aki-sama.
[14:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[14:28] Yoshino
    I didn't actually want you to dump her.
[14:32] Yoshino
    Because...
[14:34] Yoshino
    you can't hate Aki-sama when you've seen her
[14:37] Yoshino
    for who she truly is, right?
[14:47] Masamune
    I...
[14:52] Yoshino
    Right now, Aki-sama is...
[14:55] Yoshino
    on a date with Kanetsugu.
[15:00] Yoshino
    She still thinks he's Pig's Foot.
[15:06] Yoshino
    I can't make any moves
[15:07] Yoshino
    because my parents and some other
    people are keeping their eye on me.
[15:12] Yoshino
    So, Pig's Foot...
[15:17] Yoshino
    I need you to save Aki-sama.
[15:22] Masamune
    Damn it!
[15:34] Yoshino
    Yes, go, Pig's Foot...
[15:40] Yoshino
    To Aki-sama.
[15:50] Masamune
    I'm an idiot.
[15:52] Masamune
    Master is also an idiot!
[15:57] Masamune
    Everyone is a big, huge idiot!
[16:06] Gasou
    Okay, we got this far.
[16:09] Gasou
    Now, how do I take the first step?
[16:12] Aki
    What's wrong?
[16:15] Gasou
    Huh? Er, I was just thinking how I finally
    got to be alone with you, Aki-chan.
[16:20] Aki
    Right...
[16:24] Aki
    Ugh, what is Yoshino doing?
[16:29] Gasou
    Sorry, Aki-chan.
[16:31] Gasou
    But I need to get guaranteed additional
    funds from your family, no matter what.
[16:39] Gasou
    But considering I was already getting funding,
[16:43] Gasou
    I knew it would've proved
    difficult if I asked for more.
[16:46] Gasou
    That's why I need you to
    personally ask your family.
[16:51] Gasou
    That would mean
[16:52] Gasou
    you'd have to accept the Adagaki and Gasou
    families being connected by marriage.
[16:57] Gasou
    But I'm very aware...
[17:00] Gasou
    that the shadow of a certain man
    continues to live in your heart.
[17:06] Gasou
    And I need to make that shadow
    disappear here and now,
[17:10] Gasou
    in order to protect my own happiness.
[17:19] Kikune
    Makabe?!
[17:21] Masamune
    You three...
[17:23] Sonoka
    Wh-What the heck is he doing here?!
[17:26] Mari
    I-I have no idea!
    But we have to stop him, too!
[17:32] Kikune
    But what if Koiwai Yoshino gets
    to Aki-sama in the meantime?
[17:37] Masamune
    Perfect timing!
[17:39] Masamune
    Do you know where
    Kanetsugu and Adagaki Aki are?
[17:42] Sonoka
    Like we'd ever tell you, you cheater!
[17:46] Masamune
    Cheater?
[17:48] Mari
    We are aware that you have been having
    secret rendezvous with Koiwai Yoshino.
[17:55] Mari
    So what exactly are you planning
    to tell Aki-sama right now?
[18:03] Sonoka
    See? You're speechless!
[18:05] Sonoka
    Now stay away from Aki-sama!
[18:08] Masamune
    Shut up!
[18:08] Sonoka
    Wh-What did you just say?!
[18:12] Masamune
    I have no intention of clearing up
    these little misunderstandings.
[18:15] Masamune
    If you're going to call me trash,
    that's fine, because it's true.
[18:21] Masamune
    But...
[18:24] Masamune
    Who's going to save Adagaki Aki
    from Gasou Kanetsugu's lies?
[18:29] Sonoka
    Gasou Kanetsugu's...
[18:31] Mari
    ...lies?
[18:36] Masamune
    If you really care about Aki-sama, answer me.
[18:39] Masamune
    Where are those two right now?
[18:46] (Flashback) Mari
    So what exactly are you planning
    to tell Aki-sama right now?
[18:50] Masamune
    What am I planning to tell Adagaki Aki?
[18:58] Mob
    This is good, too.
SIGN    Fresh Ice Cream
[18:58] Mob
    Want to take a little break?
[18:59] Mob
    Really? Let me try some.
[19:00] Mob
    I want to go on the roller coaster.
[19:06] Mob
    Let's go!
[19:09] Mob
    I wonder if I'm tall enough.
[19:14] Little girl's big brother
    You dropped it?
[19:16] Little girl's big brother
    Oh, jeez...
[19:19] Little girl's big brother
    Here.
[19:23] Little girl
    Thanks, Onii-chan.
[19:26] Little girl's big brother
    Don't drop it again, okay?
[19:28] Little girl
    'Kay.
[19:30] Gasou
    Here you go, Aki-chan.
[19:33] Aki
    Thanks.
[19:39] Gasou
    You finally smiled.
[19:41] Aki
    Did I seem that unfriendly?
[19:44] Gasou
    No, I wouldn't say so.
[19:47] Gasou
    But you've been trying to
    act tough for a while.
[19:50] Gasou
    If this is helping you relax, I'm glad.
[19:53] Aki
    You're really good at calming people
    down, or making them a bit kinder.
[19:58] Gasou
    Really? Maybe it's because
    I have a little sister.
[20:03] Aki
    Your little sister's still in the hospital, right?
[20:06] Gasou
    Yes.
[20:08] Aki
    Is there anything I can do to help?
[20:11] Gasou
    I'd feel bad for asking. I'm already
    causing you enough trouble...
[20:16] Gasou
    And I wouldn't be able to return the favor.
[20:18] Aki
    That's not true, Kane—
    Masamune. You came back to me.
[20:26] Aki
    Of course I'd help you!
[20:33] Aki
    So, really... Ask me for anything.
[20:44] Gasou
    Um, Aki-chan...
[20:49] Gasou
    Actually—
[20:53] Aki
    Makabe?!
[20:57] Masamune
    Quit using my damn name!
[21:11] Yoshino
    Please... reach Aki-sama in time.
[21:18] Yoshino
    Please let these feelings
    that started with hatred
[21:22] Yoshino
    be something I can let go of here and now.
[21:28] Aki
    Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
[21:31] Masamune
    Then there's you!
[21:33] Masamune
    Even if this is all just a
    giant misunderstanding,
[21:36] Masamune
    I can't let your current ugly
    personality off the hook!
[21:40] Aki
    Ug—
[21:42] Masamune
    So really...
[21:44] Masamune
    If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
[21:51] Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[21:53] Masamune
    Go out with me instead!

Season 2

E5 - So We Became a Couple

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[00:00] (Flashback) Aki
    Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Then there's you!
[00:04] (Flashback) Masamune
    Even if this is all just a
    giant misunderstanding,
[00:07] (Flashback) Masamune
    I can't let your current ugly
    personality off the hook!
[00:12] (Flashback) Aki
    Ug—
[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    So really...
[00:16] (Flashback) Masamune
    If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
[00:22] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[00:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
SIGN    #5 "So We Became a Couple"
[02:05] Gasou
    Don't think I'm gonna take this lying down,
[02:08] Gasou
    you shallow piece of shit who's
    only got his face going for him.
[02:11] Masamune
    Who are you calling shallow?!
[02:13] Gasou
    You've been popular enough!
[02:15] Gasou
    You're just pissed because
    Aki-chan won't look your way!
[02:18] Masamune
    That's not what this is about!
[02:22] Gasou
    I won't let some popular guy use
    Aki-chan for his stupid pride!
[02:27] Masamune
    A popular guy's pride?
[02:31] Masamune
    If I had anything like that,
    none of this would have...
[02:35] Masamune
    I've never been popular.
[02:38] Gasou
    What? Give me a break with your fake humility!
[02:40] Masamune
    It's the truth.
[02:42] Masamune
    My earliest memories were of me
    being bullied for being the fat kid.
[02:47] Masamune
    My classmates always mocked me.
[02:50] Masamune
    And then...
[02:57] Masamune
    I ran into that arrogant little
    girl's yard, and she saved me.
[03:04] Aki
    Masa...mune?
[03:10] Aki
    Huh?
[03:11] Aki
    Makabe Masa...
[03:15] Aki
    Masamune?
[03:17] Masamune
    That's right.
[03:20] Masamune
    The fat kid who ran away from your
    place eight years ago wasn't Gasou.
[03:24] Masamune
    It was me.
[03:30] Gasou
    Qui...
[03:31] Gasou
    Quit lying! That's a total fabrication!
[03:35] Gasou
    Aki-chan! Are you actually
    taking this guy seriously?!
[03:39] Gasou
    Don't you remember how many
    times he made you cry?
[03:41] Gasou
    Who are you gonna believe? Me or him?!
[03:43] Aki
    Kanetsugu...
[03:45] Gasou
    That's right! That's the right choice!
    Exactly, Aki-chan!
[03:48] Aki
    No, that's not what I'm saying... Why do you...
[03:52] Aki
    have cleavage?
[03:56] Masamune
    Cleavage?
[04:03] Gasou
    Er, it's just... I never mentioned it.
[04:07] Gasou
    I'm still the head of my household.
[04:10] Gasou
    Oh, I think the hospital is calling me.
[04:14] Gasou
    Excuse me now!
[04:27] Aki
    You're... Masamune?
[04:31] Masamune
    I said I was, didn't I?
[04:35] Masamune
    How are we supposed to act now?!
[04:40] Masamune
    Seriously, I can't believe
    how oblivious you are.
[04:43] Masamune
    So you're into girls now?
[04:44] Aki
    W-Well, you didn't realize it, either!
[04:48] Masamune
    I mean, the time we spent
    together is different.
[04:50] Masamune
    What's wrong with your eyes?
    Do you even have any?
[04:52] Aki
    Oh, shut up!
[04:54] Aki
    Yeah, so I'm oblivious and blind.
[04:56] Aki
    I'm arrogant and have an ugly personality!
[04:59] Masamune
    Well, she took that quite personally.
[05:01] Aki
    So in that regard...
[05:03] Aki
    Why did you make that request earlier?
[05:05] Masamune
    Request? When did I ever
    request anything from you?
[05:09] Aki
    You did! You asked me to go out with you!
[05:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[05:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
[05:18] Masamune
    That's the "request" you're talking about?
[05:21] Masamune
    Did I really say that?
[05:22] Masamune
    Er, that was just... me going
    with the flow... or something.
[05:26] Aki
    All right.
[05:28] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:29] Aki
    If you're that insistent,
    I don't mind accepting your request.
[05:35] Masamune
    Wait, does that mean...
[05:39] Aki
    I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
[05:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:58] Sumire
    Kane-chama!
[06:01] Gasou
    Hey.
[06:02] Sumire
    Wh-What happened to your face?
[06:05] Gasou
    I was punched. Like, "wham!"
[06:08] Sumire
    What? But that's so mean!
[06:11] Gasou
    I know, right? He didn't hold back, either.
[06:13] Gasou
    He really is awful.
[06:17] Sumire
    Kane-chama?
[06:19] Sumire
    Are you crying, Kane-chama?
[06:24] Gasou
    I guess they all know now!
    Honestly, I feel great!
[06:30] Sumire
    Kane-chama?
[06:31] Gasou
    I wonder what I should do now.
[06:32] Gasou
    Maybe I'll have him take
    some responsibility, too.
[06:35] Sumire
    Responsibility?
[06:37] Nurse
    Please quiet down!
[06:58] Aki
    Don't forget.
[07:00] Aki
    You're the one who asked me out,
    meaning I have the upper hand here.
[07:07] Aki
    Are you listening to me?
[07:08] Masamune
    O-Of course I am!
[07:17] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[07:20] Chinatsu
    I keep telling you dinner's ready!
    Your miso soup is gonna get cold.
[07:28] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[07:34] Chinatsu
    Oof. Sad.
[07:40] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan?
[07:44] Chinatsu
    M-Mom! I think Onii-chan just died!
[07:53] Sachio
    M-Makabe-senpai...
[07:57] Sachio
    I love you.
[07:59] Masamune
    How many does that make this month?
[08:03] Masamune
    Do they all just want to
    find someone by Christmas?
[08:07] Masamune
    Aren't you cold with your
    legs exposed like that?
[08:10] Masamune
    I just want to get back to class...
[08:13] Sachio
    I was wondering i-if you'd go out with...
[08:17] Masamune
    I'm sorry, I can't.
[08:19] Sachio
    I see...
[08:20] Masamune
    I'm trying to act as natural as
    possible and seem apologetic
[08:24] Masamune
    so they won't feel so bad...
[08:26] Masamune
    I promise it's not you.
[08:28] Sachio
    I guess the rumors are true, then.
[08:31] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:32] Sachio
    So Adagaki-senpai, who hates men,
    finally fell for Makabe-senpai...
[08:39] Masamune
    I'm not sure if "fell for" is the right term...
[08:41] Masamune
    But it's true that we're going out.
[08:43] Sachio
    I see. I guess you're happy now.
[08:48] Masamune
    Y-Yes...
[08:49] Sachio
    But I...
[08:51] Sachio
    I don't care if I'm your number two!
[08:52] Masamune
    What?!
[08:54] Sachio
    Please let me have some of your time, too!
[08:58] Masamune
    Uh, wait... I don't know about that!
[09:00] Masamune
    Oh, I know. Here!
[09:02] Masamune
    Just think of this as me!
SIGN    Vitamin B12
SIGN    Vitamin C
SIGN    Amino Acids
SIGN    1% Juice
[09:06] Masamune
    Bye!
[09:06] Sachio
    Senpai!
[09:12] Sachio
    Senpai's leftovers...
[09:15] Sachio
    Not bad!
[09:21] Masamune
    Man... The ones who keep
    approaching me lately are intense.
[09:26] Neko
    Well, you two just formed a superstar couple.
    That doesn't happen often.
[09:31] Neko
    Most of the young ladies and gentlemen
    are crying themselves to sleep at night.
[09:36] Neko
    If they aren't, they're probably
    coming after you now.
[09:40] Neko
    That must be rough.
[09:43] Masamune
    Don't have too much fun with all this,
    Fujinomiya-san. It doesn't conce—
[09:46] Neko
    It doesn't concern me?
[09:55] Neko
    I might be one of the ones
    crying herself to sleep each night.
[10:00] Masamune
    I-I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[10:01] Masamune
    I know there's been a lot going on,
    so I had to put this off, but I...
[10:10] Neko
    No, it's not like I wanted to hear an answer.
[10:14] Masamune
    What do you mean?
[10:16] Neko
    Well, considering the circumstances...
[10:18] Neko
    We don't know what's going
    to happen, so we can hold off.
[10:22] Neko
    Yes, that's for the best.
[10:27] Masamune
    So you're just going to enjoy this mess.
[10:30] Neko
    Oh, my.
[10:51] Masamune
    Considering the circumstances, huh?
[10:55] (Flashback) Yoshino
    So, Pig's Foot...
[10:59] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I need you to save Aki-sama.
[11:05] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[11:08] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
[11:10] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
[11:14] Masamune
    So I guess that means Fujinomiya-san
    sees through everything.
[11:20] Masamune
    Yeah, we may be going out, but...
[11:24] Masamune
    I mean... I was the one who asked her out.
[11:29] Masamune
    I can't go back on that now.
SIGN    You have a new message.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Go buy me
    some bread for lunch.
[11:36] Aki
    Go buy me some bread for lunch.
[11:38] Masamune
    Wow, she pisses me off.
[11:50] Masamune
    God, I don't want to go into that mess.
[11:54] Aki
    Hurry up. If you don't, I'll shrivel up
    and die like some zebra on the savanna.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Hurry up!
    If you don't, I'll shrivel up and die
    like some zebra on the savanna.
[11:58] Masamune
    Zebras don't eat croquette buns!
[12:02] Masamune
    Rising Sun!
[12:06] Masamune
    Ma'am, can I get three
    explosive croquette buns and...
[12:11] Gasou
    You need to speak up!
[12:13] Gasou
    Why don't you yell like you did the other day?
[12:16] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:17] Masamune
    What?!
[12:27] Gasou
    If you cause that much of a ruckus,
[12:30] Gasou
    it'll draw more attention
    to me that I don't need.
[12:32] Masamune
    Well, I mean, obviously I'm surprised.
[12:34] Masamune
    I heard you pretty much ghosted everyone
    after that, so you just popping up was...
[12:39] Gasou
    The school took pity on me and let me work.
[12:41] Gasou
    Because I'm flat broke.
[12:43] Masamune
    Flat broke? What do you mean?
[12:46] Gasou
    This was all part of my plan. "Plan F."
[12:50] Masamune
    F?
[12:51] Gasou
    F as in fishing.
[12:53] Masamune
    What? Fishing?
[12:56] Gasou
    I was going to act like I was
    you from eight years ago
[12:59] Gasou
    and fish financial support
    from the Adagaki family.
[13:03] Masamune
    Financial support... Why would you do that?
[13:07] Gasou
    I've got a lot going on.
[13:10] Gasou
    Well, that plan gloriously
    fell apart, didn't it?
[13:14] Gasou
    With you punching me and all.
[13:16] Masamune
    Well, I didn't know you were a girl.
[13:19] Gasou
    So I managed to pay back all the expenses.
SIGN    For Sale
[13:24] Gasou
    I sold off our mansion.
SIGN    For Sale
[13:25] Masamune
    What?! You sold your home?!
[13:28] Masamune
    Are you gonna be okay?
[13:35] Gasou
    Honestly, I feel relieved.
[13:36] Gasou
    I was pushing myself way too hard
    to make my family look good.
[13:40] Gasou
    And I had to keep lying to
    people around me to do so.
[13:47] Gasou
    Now I just get to enjoy myself.
[13:49] Gasou
    I get to live in an apartment
    with nothing tying me down.
[13:53] Gasou
    I promised my little sister we'd go to a
    bathhouse once she's out of the hospital.
[13:58] Masamune
    Gasou...
[14:00] Gasou
    I don't have to force myself to
    act like a guy anymore, either.
[14:07] Masamune
    I see...
[14:10] Masamune
    It's true that I was pissed when she used
    my name and tried to act like me...
[14:14] Masamune
    And I was wondering what
    happened after all that.
[14:20] Masamune
    I'm glad.
[14:22] Masamune
    I guess that might be weird coming from me.
[14:27] Gasou
    Yeah, it's pretty weird.
[14:29] Gasou
    But to think that the bullied, chubby little
    Masamune-kun would change so much.
[14:34] Masamune
    Wh-What? Now you're gonna threaten me?
[14:38] Gasou
    No. Honestly, I sorta want you
    to take responsibility for this.
[14:41] Masamune
    Responsibility?
[14:43] Gasou
    Make me your wife.
[14:45] Masamune
    What?!
[14:46] Gasou
    I thought about it and realized
    that you're pretty rich yourself,
[14:50] Gasou
    and you get good grades,
[14:51] Gasou
    so you've also got a pretty promising future.
[14:53] Gasou
    See? I guess I don't have to give up just yet.
[14:57] Masamune
    Nope! Not happening! Do you hear yourself?!
[14:58] Masamune
    I'm already dating someone, anyway!
[15:03] Gasou
    Why are you taking this so seriously?
[15:05] Masamune
    Wait, what?! It was a joke?!
[15:07] Gasou
    You really just said,
    "I'm already dating someone!"
[15:10] Gasou
    You mean...
[15:13] Gasou
    Aki-chan, don't you?
[15:16] Masamune
    Oh, never mind!
[15:22] Gasou
    Man, you really are strange, Masamune-kun.
[15:33] Aki
    Upsy-daisy...
[15:37] Aki
    I wonder if this thing really works...
[15:43] Masamune
    What are you doing?
[15:47] Aki
    Makabe!
[15:49] Aki
    T-Took you long enough!
    Did you actually go to Africa or something?
[15:53] Masamune
    A-A lot happened, okay?
[15:58] Masamune
    What?
[16:01] Masamune
    A stove?
[16:03] Aki
    Yoshino found it back there.
    I thought I might be able to use it.
[16:07] Masamune
    You just want it out here? Hup.
[16:10] Aki
    Th-Thank—
[16:11] Masamune
    I'll set it in the center.
[16:13] Aki
    Huh?!
[16:15] Aki
    Uh, sure...
[16:22] Aki
    The only problem with
    this shed is that it's cold.
[16:26] Masamune
    Are you planning to spend
    the long winter in here?
[16:29] Aki
    Shut up and just give me the food you bought!
[16:33] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah, Zebra-sama.
[16:37] Masamune
    Man, is it that hard to just say thank you?
SIGN    Explosive
    Croquette Bun
[16:42] Aki
    O-Of course I can! I was just about to
    say it! It's the right thing to do!
[16:46] Masamune
    Uh-huh...
[16:52] Aki
    Here. You can have this.
[16:55] Aki
    Good job. Here's your treat.
SIGN    Explosive
SIGN    Croquette Bun
[17:00] Masamune
    Having fried food right now might be, uh...
[17:03] Aki
    And you can have a rice ball, too.
    Do you want salmon or cod roe?
[17:07] Masamune
    I have my own thing, okay?!
[17:09] Aki
    That's not enough! You need to eat more!
[17:11] Aki
    The old Masamune was much rounder!
[17:15] Aki
    We should get some
    donuts after school, too.
[17:17] Aki
    Also, you need to try this new drink.
[17:19] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait!
[17:21] Masamune
    What is this plan of fattening me up again?
[17:23] Masamune
    I got skinny so I could get revenge on you!
[17:28] Masamune
    Though it was all a misunderstanding...
[17:33] Masamune
    Not like I can say any of that.
[17:36] Aki
    The new one is apparently
    white chocolate whipped cream.
[17:39] Aki
    Let's go right after school, and...
[17:41] Masamune
    Um...
[17:43] Masamune
    Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
[17:45] Aki
    Huh?
[17:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:48] Aki
    Er, I mean...
[17:51] Aki
    But how am I supposed to reward you, then?
[17:54] Masamune
    No, really!
[17:56] Masamune
    Just the sentiment...
[17:59] Masamune
    is more than enough.
[18:11] Aki
    D-Don't touch me so casually!
[18:15] Masamune
    S-Sorry! I wasn't thinking!
[18:20] Yoshino
    I got some kerosene from the janitor's office.
[18:29] Masamune
    Well, bye!
[18:40] Masamune
    Man, I panicked.
    But why the heck was I panicking?
[18:48] Masamune
    The one who called me
    Pig's Foot wasn't Adagaki Aki.
[18:52] Masamune
    And Master feels bad about it.
[18:59] Masamune
    I don't have anyone to hate anymore...
[19:08] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:20] Masamune
    U-Um...
[19:22] Masamune
    Master!
[19:31] Masamune
    Master and I used to come here pretty often.
[19:37] Masamune
    We'd talk about the details of our plan...
[19:46] Masamune
    Was that the tree she
    hung me upside-down from?
[19:51] Yoshino
    No. It's the next one over.
[19:56] Yoshino
    I'll do it again if you'd like.
[19:59] Masamune
    I'll pass, thanks.
[20:00] Masamune
    How did our conversation turn into this?
[20:04] Yoshino
    You're right.
[20:06] Yoshino
    We should get to the point.
[20:09] Masamune
    Y-Yeah, I was just wondering
    how you're doing lately.
[20:12] Masamune
    No problems?
[20:13] Yoshino
    No. Nothing.
[20:15] Masamune
    That's good.
[20:17] Yoshino
    It's because you didn't tell
    Aki-sama what I did.
[20:29] Masamune
    I mean, what would be the point?
[20:32] Masamune
    I almost let slip to her that I tried
    to get close to her for revenge.
[20:37] Masamune
    Most importantly...
[20:40] Masamune
    I couldn't blame you,
    since you continued to feel bad.
[20:50] Masamune
    Despite everything that happened,
    I'm going out with her.
[20:53] Masamune
    That part is on track.
[20:56] Yoshino
    I see. So everything's okay, then.
[20:58] Masamune
    Well, actually...
[21:00] Masamune
    I'm sorry! It's not okay!
[21:03] Masamune
    Going out with someone is super hard!
[21:08] Yoshino
    Honestly, Pig's Foot...
[21:10] Masamune
    Yes, you can call me a pig all you want!
[21:13] Masamune
    Considering she clearly
    wants me to become a pig!
[21:16] Masamune
    What am I supposed to do now, Master Koiwai?
[21:19] Masamune
    Please show me some mercy!
[21:21] Masamune
    I beg of you! Koiwai-sama!
[21:29] Yoshino
    This is your last bonus.
[21:31] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
[21:34] Masamune
    Christmas Eve!
[21:36] Yoshino
    She'll be really happy if
    you celebrate it with her.
[21:39] Masamune
    I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
[21:49] Yoshino
    Also...
[21:51] Yoshino
    I'm going to stop making contact
[21:54] Yoshino
    with you like this.
[22:01] Masamune
    Huh?

Season 2

E6 - Our Second Date

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[00:03] (Flashback) Yoshino
    This is your last bonus.
[00:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
[00:09] (Flashback) Masamune
    Christmas Eve!
[00:11] (Flashback) Yoshino
    She'll be really happy if
    you celebrate it with her.
[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
[00:23] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Also...
[00:25] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'm going to stop making contact
[00:29] (Flashback) Yoshino
    with you like this.
[00:35] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
SIGN    #6 "Our Second Date"
[02:14] Aki
    My birfdayth?
[02:16] Masamune
    I was born in January,
    but I was wondering when you were born.
[02:21] Aki
    Huh... When do you think it is?
[02:23] Masamune
    Uh... I dunno. I'm not really
    good at guessing. Maybe summer?
[02:29] Aki
    Well, you're way off. It's December 24th.
[02:34] Masamune
    She's so cute when she makes faces
    like that. Just like when we were kids.
[02:38] Masamune
    Huh... So you were born on Christmas Eve.
[02:41] Masamune
    Let me celebrate that day with you, then.
[02:44] Aki
    That's not a bad proposal
    coming from you for once.
[02:49] Masamune
    Is that an okay? Yes! I did it, Master!
[02:53] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, here's your extra mochi.
[02:58] Masamune
    Right. That was the agreement.
    She's so thorough.
[03:06] Masamune
    Anyway, I can't get any more help from Master.
[03:10] Masamune
    I'll have to think up these
    Christmas plans myself.
SIGN    Here's Our
    Recommended
    Christmas Course!
SIGN    Cute Christmas Fashion
    and Accessories ♥
SIGN    Our Best Christmas Date
    Report!!
[03:13] Masamune
    But there are just too many options...
[03:17] Masamune
    S-Say, Chinatsu.
[03:19] Chinatsu
    Hm?
[03:20] Masamune
    If you were going on a Christmas
    date, what would you like to do?
[03:23] Chinatsu
    A Christmas date?
    Why, go to a castle, of course!
[03:27] Masamune
    What?
[03:28] Chinatsu
    I'd rent out a whole castle,
    cosplay as a princess, and dance!
[03:32] Masamune
    I'm talking about something
    rooted in reality here.
[03:36] Chinatsu
    Oh. Then I guess I could
    compromise and settle for
[03:38] Chinatsu
    dinner at a hotel with an ocean view.
[03:40] Masamune
    You middle school girls sure expect a lot.
[03:43] Kinue
    What's this? Are you talking about dates?
[03:45] Chinatsu
    Mom! You've had a Christmas
    dinner with Dad before, right?
[03:49] Kinue
    I have! But it was so troublesome
[03:52] Kinue
    because they accidentally
    brought out a kids' lunch for me.
[03:55] Chinatsu
    What the heck?
[03:56] Kinue
    And then they brought out Hamburg steak.
[03:59] Chinatsu
    Yeah?
[03:59] Masamune
    Yeah, my bad for even
    asking you two in the first place.
[03:59] Kinue
    I couldn't eat all of it.
[04:00] Chinatsu
    Did you, though?
[04:01] Kinue
    Yeah. My stomach was so full.
[04:06] Chinatsu
    Oh. Hey, by the way, Onii-chan.
[04:08] Chinatsu
    Since we're talking about Christmas,
[04:10] Chinatsu
    Mom did a lottery in the
    shopping district today and...
[04:18] Masamune
    When all else fails...
[04:20] Masamune
    I'll have to rely on the bible of a million girls,
    as well as my own... Rose-eyed Steroid*!
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
SIGN    Hanano Rabuko
SIGN    Vvoooorrrr
SIGN    m 0 0 l 20 0 l 20 68 l 0 68
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    That's
    fine,
SIGN    because
    you're
    safe.
SIGN    ...
    was
    ruined.
[04:37] Masamune
    Christmases in 2D are so overshadowed by
    other incidents that it's not Christmas at all!
[04:49] Aki
    Maybe I should just buy some new outfits.
[04:52] Aki
    What do you think?
[04:56] Yoshino
    I'm sure you'd look amazing
    in any of them, Aki-sama.
[05:00] Kojuurou
    A perfect place for a Christmas date?
[05:03] Masamune
    Shh! Not so loud!
[05:05] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry. Is this for you and Adagaki-san?
[05:09] Masamune
    Yeah...
[05:10] Kojuurou
    Aw, that sounds like fun.
[05:12] Masamune
    I've been researching a lot,
    but nothing's really speaking to me.
[05:16] Kojuurou
    Well, I know plenty of
    exceptional restaurants.
SIGN    Italian "Buono"
[05:21] Kojuurou
    The fresh pasta at this
    Italian place is amazing,
[05:24] Kojuurou
    and this place has great
    super-soft Hamburg steak.
[05:27] Kojuurou
    Oh, and you need a reservation
    for the pancakes at this café,
[05:30] Kojuurou
    but they're super yummy!
    You have to try them once before you die!
[05:33] Masamune
    R-Right...
[06:12] Employee
    Welcome.
[06:12] Employee
    Thank you very much.
[06:20] Masamune
    Just five more minutes...
[06:24] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:34] Aki
    What?
[06:35] Masamune
    Oh, just... I guess you really did decide
    against cosplaying as Hada Pure.
[06:39] Aki
    Th-That was just Yoshino's mistake!
[06:42] Masamune
    I know. You told me before.
[06:44] Aki
    Just forget about it already!
    Right this second! Sooner, if you can!
[06:48] Aki
    So, what are we going to do today?
[06:55] Masamune
    I couldn't think of anything too creative,
[06:58] Masamune
    so sorry it's a rehash of last time, but...
[07:00] Aki
    No zombies?
[07:02] Masamune
    No zombies.
[07:04] Aki
    Well, okay, then.
[07:06] Masamune
    Sorry, but I didn't rent out the whole theater.
[07:09] Aki
    I guess I can't expect too much.
[07:14] (Flashback) Aki
    Hey.
[07:15] (Flashback) Aki
    You're too close.
[07:17] Masamune
    I bought one extra seat to*
    the side again, just in case,
[07:20] Masamune
    but I doubt it'll be any different...
[07:26] Aki
    I mean, I'm not going to tell you
    not to sit next to me if we're dating.
[07:37] Old Man
    Pochi! Come here!
[07:42] Masamune
    I can't even concentrate...
[07:44] Masamune
    The smell of popcorn and
    the actors' cheesy lines
[07:47] Masamune
    are messing with my brain.
[07:53] Masamune
    But I should try not to forget...
[07:56] Masamune
    that the feelings we feel right
    now actually made us happy.
[08:01] Masamune
    They weren't a lie.
[08:09] Narino
    Yoshino.
[08:11] Narino
    It's Christmas. Why do you look so gloomy?
[08:14] Yoshino
    I don't. And Christmas doesn't concern me.
[08:17] Narino
    Well, I guess you're right.
[08:19] Narino
    Here.
[08:24] Yoshino
    What's this?
[08:25] Narino
    Work, you dummy. Well, see you later.
[08:35] Aki
    Th-That wasn't fair...
[08:38] Aki
    I let my guard down because
    you said there were no zombies,
[08:40] Aki
    but it was a story about
    an old man and animals.
[08:43] Aki
    I just...
[08:44] Masamune
    This time, she's crying because
    she was moved to tears.
[08:47] Masamune
    Okay, okay. Just calm down.
    I have reservations at a café nearby.
[08:51] Aki
    A café?
[08:58] Aki
    What's it like?
[08:59] Masamune
    I guess they serve pancakes.
[09:01] Masamune
    The Sweets General recommended
    it to me, so it should be good.
[09:07] Masamune
    It should be around here somewhere...
[09:09] Masamune
    It's on the second floor
    of a building with a roof.
[09:11] Aki
    Could it be that place?
[09:16] Masamune
    What?!
[09:19] Masamune
    Um... Is everything oka—
[09:21] Owner
    My shop!
[09:24] Girl A
    Oh... That fire this morning
    must've been at this café.
[09:28] Girl B
    I guess so. It was really good, too.
[09:30] Girl A
    Poor guy.
[09:35] Masamune
    I guess I now belong in
    the 2D world of incidents.
[09:40] Masamune
    W-We'll just have to go somewhere else.
[09:42] Aki
    Yeah.
[09:44] Female Employee
    I'm very sorry.
[09:45] Male Employee A
    We are currently...
[09:47] Male Employee B
    We apologize for the wait.
[09:49] Masamune
    Curse you, Christmas...
[09:52] Aki
    It's fine. This is just a
    bad time to go anywhere.
[09:55] Aki
    We can give up for today, and—
[09:57] Masamune
    No, Adagaki-san!
[09:58] Masamune
    We mustn't give up so easily!
[10:00] Masamune
    Do you have any idea just how
    much research I did for this day?
[10:04] Masamune
    So for you to tell me give up so easily...
    I can't let that slide, even if it's you!
[10:08] Masamune
    Do you understand?!
[10:10] Aki
    O-Okay, fine. Jeez.
[10:12] Aki
    What are we going to do, then?
[10:15] Masamune
    Somewhere else that's nearby,
    where we can eat and rest...
[10:23] Masamune
    Want to come over to my place?
[10:31] Aki
    Are you sure your family
    will be okay with this?
[10:35] Masamune
    Yeah, it's fine. I'm sure they'll
    welcome you with open arms.
[10:38] Masamune
    Just like when Master and
    Fujinomiya-san came over...
[10:41] Kinue
    Go on, eat up. We've got
    chicken and cake ready for you.
[10:45] Chinatsu
    What?! Onii-chan finally lucked out?!
[10:49] Masamune
    Actually, they might be a bit annoying...
[10:52] Masamune
    M-Maybe it'll be okay...
[10:56] Aki
    It's fine. We're already here,
    so I'll accept your invitation.
[11:00] Masamune
    They might make a big fuss
    at first... but they won't bite.
[11:05] Aki
    Do you have a ferocious dog or something?
[11:07] Masamune
    I'm home!
[11:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:12] Masamune
    H-Hang on one second.
[11:19] Masamune
    Wait, no one's here. That can't be right...
[11:25] Chinatsu
    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
SIGN    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
    Chinatsu
SIGN    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
    -Mom-
[11:28] Chinatsu
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
[11:32] Kinue
    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
[11:34] Kinue
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
[11:36] Masamune
    I-I didn't hear anything about this!
[11:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Since we're talking about Christmas,
[11:42] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Mom did a lottery in the
    shopping district today and...
[11:45] Masamune
    That's what she meant!
[11:49] Aki
    Um, Makabe?
[11:51] Aki
    Is your family not home?
[11:54] Masamune
    Um, uh, well...
[11:59] Aki
    What's this?
[12:05] Aki
    This means...
[12:07] Masamune
    Basically, this means we're
    completely alone together!
[12:15] Frank and Muriel
    Joyeux Noel.
[12:27] Muriel
    So yummy!
[12:31] Frank
    To think that I get to spend Christmas
    with my adorable little sister...
[12:34] Frank
    I'm so blessed!
[12:37] Muriel
    Stop being so dramatic.
    You're embarrassing me.
[12:46] Muriel
    Here. Your present.
[12:51] Frank
    This is...
[12:52] Muriel
    I'm happy that I get to spend
    Christmas with you, too.
[12:57] Frank
    M-Muriel... I'm so glad to be alive!
[13:02] Muriel
    Oh, and here's a list of circles
    I want you to visit.
[13:05] Muriel
    This one's super popular right now.
[13:07] Frank
    Huh?
[13:08] Muriel
    You're going to Japon again at
    the end of the year, aren't you?
[13:11] Frank
    S-So what you're saying is...
[13:13] Muriel
    Will you go to the huge year-end
    doujinshi event for me?
[13:20] Frank
    Of course I will!
    Leave this to your big brother!
[13:23] Muriel
    Yay!
SIGN    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
    Chinatsu
SIGN    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
    -Mom-
[13:30] Aki
    Is this some kind of trap?!
    Did I just leap into a wolf's den?
[13:34] Masamune
    Does she think I did this on purpose?
    No! This is a misunderstanding!
[13:40] Masamune and Aki
    Um—
[13:44] Aki
    C-Calm down. You'll be finished if
    you panic and show him weakness.
[13:50] Masamune
    Don't be hasty! You won't be convincing
    at all if you're acting suspicious!
[13:54] Aki
    W-Well, I guess if they
    aren't here, they aren't here.
[13:58] Aki
    I mean, we just stopped by to have some tea.
[14:01] Aki
    This is no problem at all.
[14:04] Aki
    Or what? Did you have
    some ulterior motive in mind?
[14:08] Masamune
    L-Like hell I did!
[14:11] Aki
    In that case, Makabe Masamune-kun,
    could I have some tea, please?
[14:15] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[14:21] Masamune
    Damn it! I feel like I lost somehow!
[14:25] Masamune
    Anyway, tea. Where are the tea leaves?
[14:30] Kinue
    Maa-kun, do you want some snacks?
[14:31] Kinue
    Want some roll cake?
[14:33] Kinue
    I made a parfait! Want some?
[14:38] Masamune
    Are there only snacks in this whole household?
[14:40] Masamune
    Tea leaves, please!
    I will even accept tea bags!
[14:43] Aki
    Hey. Can't you even make tea quietly?
[14:47] Masamune
    Oh, er... I was just looking for the tea.
[14:50] Aki
    And you can't find it. I figured as much.
[14:54] Aki
    Whatever. You can just get some cups out.
[14:56] Aki
    I'll help you look for the tea.
[14:59] Masamune
    Sorry...
[15:04] Masamune
    Huh... I guess she can be pretty nice.
[15:09] Aki
    Say, Makabe.
[15:10] Masamune
    Yeah?
[15:11] Aki
    We were supposed to eat pancakes today, right?
SIGN    For Meals or Dessert!
    Fluffy and Delicious!
SIGN    You can make
    them with water
SIGN    1. Mix eggs and milk in a bowl.
    Next, pour in the pancake mix and
    stir well.
    
    2. Make sure the frying pan is heated.
    Put in a little bit of oil, and then
    pour in the batter.
    
    3. Fry them on low heat for 3 minutes,
    flip them over, and fry them
    for another 2 minutes.
[15:18] Masamune
    First we add the powder to some milk and eggs...
[15:22] Aki
    I found them both in your fridge.
[15:24] Masamune
    Once the batter is mixed, you just fry
    them in the frying pan... apparently.
[15:34] Aki
    That side's done. Better flip it over now.
[15:38] Masamune
    All right... Hup!
[15:43] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[15:45] Aki
    Oh, you're so helpless.
[15:51] Aki
    Hup!
[15:55] Aki
    Makabe...
[15:58] Aki
    Well... we managed to make some.
[16:01] Masamune
    We never did find the tea, though.
[16:03] Aki
    Well, we found a can of
    hot cocoa, so it's fine.
[16:06] Aki
    Let's eat.
[16:07] Masamune
    I honestly wanted sugar-free...
[16:22] Aki
    Hot cocoa and pancakes... Not bad.
[16:26] Masamune
    But she seems happy, so it's fine.
[16:29] Masamune
    Here. Open wide.
[16:34] Masamune
    Oh? What's wrong? Did that get to you?
[16:37] Masamune
    This is nothing, right?
[16:39] Aki
    You're still mad about earlier?
[16:41] Masamune
    I don't know. Am I?
[16:44] Aki
    Everyone always says I'm sadistic,
    but you're far more sadistic than me.
[16:55] Masamune
    I felt something weird there just now.
[16:58] Aki
    The flavor's definitely lacking something.
[17:00] Aki
    You didn't add enough toppings!
[17:04] Masamune
    Huh? Hey, wait!
[17:08] Masamune
    This is way too much...
[17:10] Aki
    Why? I think it's suitable for you.
[17:16] Masamune
    Suitable for me?
[17:18] Masamune
    What the heck do you know about me?
[17:21] Aki
    Oh, that's right.
[17:23] Aki
    I saw vanilla ice cream in the freezer—
[17:26] Masamune
    Adagaki-san.
[17:29] Masamune
    Come with me for a sec.
[17:30] Aki
    Wha—
[17:32] Aki
    What's with you all of a sudden, Makabe?!
[17:38] Masamune
    This is my room.
[17:50] Masamune
    That, too.
[18:01] Aki
    No way...
[18:04] Aki
    You still had this?
[18:07] Masamune
    No...
[18:08] Masamune
    No! That's not the point, Aki-chan!
[18:12] Aki
    Masamune?
[18:14] Masamune
    It's true that I'm the fat little Masamune
    you knew eight years ago.
[18:18] Masamune
    But I wanted to change from that,
    and that's how I became who I am now.
[18:21] Masamune
    So it's a bit hard for me when someone
    wants me to go back to that.
[18:26] Masamune
    Even if it was all a misunderstanding,
    I can't imagine wanting to be my old self.
[18:31] Aki
    W-Wait...
[18:35] Masamune
    Am I worthless... the way I am now?
[18:40] Aki
    Wai—
[18:43] Masamune
    Ow...
[18:51] Aki
    I...
[19:00] Aki
    Makabe?
[19:02] Masamune
    Sorry!
[19:03] Masamune
    Excuse me a sec.
[19:08] Aki
    What?
[19:15] Masamune
    What the hell am I doing?
[19:22] Aki
    Where the heck did Makabe go?
[19:25] Aki
    Honestly, what's his problem?
[19:27] Aki
    First he invites me over,
    and then he just disappears!
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    In the 2nd floor
    bathroom RN
SIGN    In the 2nd floor
    bathroom RN
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Please just take that and
    leave for today
SIGN    I'm really sorry
SIGN    Also, Happy Birthday
[19:52] Aki
    A present?
[19:56] Aki
    Is this it?
[20:01] Masamune
    I'm not sure if I should be grateful that my
    phone was in my butt pocket or not...
[20:05] Masamune
    But seriously, I'm in so much pain.
[20:08] Masamune
    Were the loli hag's ingredients
    rotten or something?
SIGN    Okay.
    Take care.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[20:16] Masamune
    No, that's not it.
[20:21] Masamune
    The last time I had a stomachache,
    I didn't break out in hives like this.
[20:26] Masamune
    They started appearing when...
[20:32] Masamune
    I can't touch Adagaki Aki.
[20:40] Yoshino
    Welcome home, Aki-sama.
[20:43] Aki
    Why are you dressed like that?
[20:45] Yoshino
    The master is having a Christmas party.
[20:48] Yoshino
    I slipped away from bingo duty.
[20:50] Aki
    I see. Well, good work.
[20:56] Yoshino
    Was your date not fun?
[20:59] Aki
    Th-That's not true!
[21:02] Aki
    That's not true...
[21:05] Aki
    That's not true, but...
[21:09] Aki
    Say, Yoshino.
[21:12] Aki
    Could it be that I have no
    appeal as a woman at all?
[21:22] Yoshino
    You have plenty of appeal, Aki-sama.
[21:24] Aki
    No, forget it! Never mind! It's nothing!
[21:38] Aki
    They look just like Sean and Lancelot.
[21:42] Aki
    Those memories are irreplaceable to me.
[21:47] Aki
    Don't you feel the same way?
[21:51] Aki
    That's what I thought, at least...
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[22:06] Aki
    What did that mean?

Season 2

E7 - There's No Point in This Confession

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[00:02] Neko's Grandfather
    Happy New Year.
[00:05] Neko's Uncle
    Happy New Year, Father.
[00:08] Neko's Aunt
    To another glorious year, Father.
[00:12] Relative
    You look quite radiant today.
[00:14] Relative
    To another glorious year.
[00:17] Neko's Grandfather
    Indeed. I am glad to see that
    you're all doing well.
[00:22] Relative
    Oh, there's not enough sake.
[00:25] Neko
    Allow me.
[00:26] Relative
    Oh, no, Neko-san.
    You're just getting over an illness.
[00:29] Neko
    No, I'm quite all right now.
[00:44] Shouta
    Whee! Vroom!
[00:50] Neko
    Oh, my. Are you all right?
[00:52] Yuriko
    Hey! What do you think you're doing, Shouta?
[00:55] Yuriko
    You need to behave today!
[00:57] Neko
    Yuriko-neesan?
[01:00] Yuriko
    Oh! Is that you, Neko-chan?
[01:03] Yuriko
    What a surprise that was!
    You've gotten so pretty!
[01:06] Neko
    I guess we haven't seen
    each other since your wedding.
[01:09] Yuriko
    Yes. I think you were about
    Shouta's age back then.
[01:14] Neko
    Yes, I was quite small and round.
[01:17] Yuriko
    Yes, exactly! It's so hard to picture that now!
[01:22] Neko
    Yes...
SIGN    #7 "There's No Point in This Confession"
[03:01] Masamune
    You don't know what's causing it?
[03:03] Doctor
    Yes. It's not unreasonable to think that
[03:06] Doctor
    you've suddenly developed
    some sort of food allergy.
[03:10] Doctor
    But considering where your hives
    appeared, that likelihood is low.
[03:16] Masamune
    I see.
[03:18] Doctor
    At your age, your hormones
    can become a wreck at any time.
[03:22] Doctor
    It's not uncommon for even a
    little bit of stress to cause hives.
[03:27] Masamune
    A little bit of stress?
[03:29] Doctor
    Anyway, take it easy for a while,
    and we'll keep an eye on this
[03:33] Doctor
    as we wait for your blood tests.
[03:35] Masamune
    Uh, okay.
[03:37] Doctor
    Please come see me again in a week.
[03:40] Doctor
    If anything else happens in that time,
    we'll do a more thorough checkup.
[03:44] Masamune
    Okay. Thank you very much.
[03:50] Masamune
    Stress, huh?
[04:05] Girl
    Aw, I should've gotten anmitsu.
[04:07] Girl 2
    The ozouni looked good, too.
[04:10] Girl
    Right?
[04:11] Masamune
    The first shrine visit of the year...
[04:16] Tae
    The first shrine visit of the year...
[04:18] Kojuurou
    Did you go already, President?
[04:20] Tae
    Nope.
[04:21] Tae
    For the first three days of the year,
[04:23] Tae
    we go to see relatives on
    both sides of my family.
[04:26] Tae
    That's where I get to experience
    the grueling activity of
[04:29] Tae
    babysitting all the little brats under
    the guise of "New Year's greetings."
[04:34] Kojuurou
    I've heard of people gaining
    a little weight over New Year's,
[04:37] Kojuurou
    but I guess you get a diet
    and a workout for yours.
[04:41] Tae
    What about you, Kojuurou-kyun?
[04:42] Kojuurou
    I basically spent all my
    time in front of the TV.
[04:45] Kojuurou
    I binge-watched The Solitary Gourmand.
[04:48] Tae
    Aw... We just rang in the new year,
[04:52] Tae
    so I want to have some fun and
    celebrate with all of you guys.
[04:55] Kojuurou
    Like when we all went to the ocean?
[04:57] Tae
    Hey, why don't we all do our
    first shrine visit together?
[05:00] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[05:01] Tae
    Yeah, let's do it!
[05:07] Tae
    Hey, isn't that...
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Tae
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Hey, look behind you!
    At the café!
SIGN    Tae
[05:15] Masamune
    Behind me?
[05:28] TV
    I thought it was up... but it was down.
[05:33] TV
    And then...
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Please just take that and
    leave for today
SIGN    I'm really sorry
SIGN    Also, Happy Birthday
[05:48] (Flashback) Aki
    A present?
[05:51] (Flashback) Aki
    Is this it?
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[05:57] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[05:59] TV
    See you again next week!
[05:59] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[06:01] Aki
    Huh? What?
[06:02] TV
    This program was brought to you
    by the following sponsors.
[06:02] Yoshino
    The TV show is over.
[06:05] Aki
    Huh? Oh...
[06:08] Aki
    I guess there aren't many
    interesting shows during New Year's.
[06:11] Aki
    It's nothing but comedy shows and sports.
[06:14] Yoshino
    Are you not going to go out anywhere?
[06:17] Aki
    Where in the world am I going
    to go in this cold weather?
[06:20] Yoshino
    You don't have any plans?
[06:24] Aki
    No, not really.
SIGN    January 4
[06:29] Aki
    It's not like I have any plans...
[06:34] Tae and Kojuurou
    Happy New Year!
[06:36] Masamune
    H-Happy New Year...
[06:38] Masamune
    Er, you guys sure have a lot
    of energy so early in the year.
[06:41] Kojuurou
    Well, the president and I were just talking.
[06:45] Masamune
    Talking? About what?
[06:47] Tae
    We wanted to do our first
    shrine visit with everyone.
[06:50] Kojuurou
    Masamune-kun, did you already
    do your first shrine visit?
[06:52] Masamune
    No, I just stayed at home for
    the first three days of the year.
[06:56] Tae
    Then why don't we all go together?
[06:58] Masamune
    Huh? Right now?
[07:01] Masamune
    Okay, let's do it.
[07:03] Kojuurou
    Yay!
[07:04] Tae
    Then let's go ahead and invite
    Adagaki-san and the others, too.
[07:07] Tae
    Just like when we went to the ocean!
[07:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[07:15] Tae
    Well?
[07:16] Masamune
    E-Er, I mean, Adagaki-san seems busy,
[07:19] Masamune
    so I'm sure Master... Koiwai-san is, too.
[07:24] Kojuurou
    I see...
[07:25] Tae
    Then let's at least see if
    Fujinomiya-san is available.
[07:43] (Flashback) Neko's Mother
    Come now, Neko-san.
[07:45] (Flashback) Neko's Mother
    How am I supposed to move if
    you're holding onto me so tightly?
[07:49] (Flashback) Neko's Mother
    You're so spooked by everything.
[07:54] (Flashback) Kinue
    Aw, how cute!
[07:56] (Flashback) Kinue
    She's probably around the
    same age as my Maa-kun.
[07:59] (Flashback) Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun! Come here a second.
[08:03] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    Did you find the roast beef?!
[08:07] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun, say hi. This is
    Fujinomiya-san's daughter, Neko-chan.
[08:11] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    Aw, but where's the beef?
[08:13] (Flashback) Kinue
    Go on, Neko-chan.
[08:33] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    Want some?
[08:35] (Flashback) Masamune's Father
    Come now, Masamune! You can't
    just go putting food in your pockets!
[08:40] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    What? Did you want some, too, Dad?
[08:42] (Flashback) Kinue
    Oh, my. Maa-kun's pockets
    are like a squirrel's cheeks!
SIGN    HNY! Masamune-kun, Kojuurou-kyun,
    and I are about to do our first shrine visit.
    Did you want to come with us?
[08:57] Sign
    Tae
[09:01] Neko
    With Masamune-sama?
[09:14] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:22] Neko
    Happy New Year.
[09:24] Masamune; Tae; Kojuurou
    Happy New Year!
[09:27] Kojuurou
    I-I look forward to spending another
    year with you, Fujinomiya-san.
[09:30] Neko
    Yes, likewise. To another year.
[09:35] Neko
    I look forward to spending another year
    with you, as well, Masamune-sama.
[09:39] Masamune
    Likewise.
[09:42] Neko
    Um... Are Adagaki-san and
    Koiwai-san not joining us?
[09:46] Masamune
    Oh, uh, something came up...
[09:50] Tae
    Okay! Onward to our first shrine visit!
[09:55] Tae
    I'm gonna draw a great blessing in my fortune!
[09:57] Kojuurou
    Yeah!
[09:59] Masamune
    Now it just sounds like our motive
    is to draw a great blessing.
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Great Blessing
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Mid Blessing
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Future Blessing
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
SIGN    Specialty Yakisoba
[10:38] Stall Owner
    Step right up!
[10:39] Stall Owner
    How many you want? One? Two?
[10:40] Kojuurou
    What did you wish for, Masamune-kun?
[10:41] Stall Owner
    All right, one it is.
[10:43] Tae
    What else?
[10:43] Stall Owner
    That'll be 500 yen.
[10:44] Tae
    It must've been to be able to
    have fun with Adagaki-san, right?
[10:48] Masamune
    Huh? Oh, yeah, something... like that.
[10:55] Tae
    Oh! Hey, look!
[10:57] Tae
    Hagoita! Hey! Let's play Hanetsuki!
[11:00] Kojuurou
    Sure, sounds fun!
[11:02] Masamune
    Oh, but Fujinomiya-san, do you think
    you'll physically be able to play?
[11:05] Neko
    Yes, a little exercise will be just fine.
[11:08] Neko
    And this is quite nostalgic.
[11:12] Sign
    The Annual New Year
    Fujinomiya Clan
    Grand Hanetsuki
    Tournament
[11:12] Neko's Grandfather
    The Annual New Year Fujinomiya Clan
    Grand Hanetsuki Tournament!
[11:16] Neko
    Back when I was little,
[11:18] Neko
    everyone in my family, as well as
    everyone who worked at our mansion,
[11:21] Neko
    would have a grand hanetsuki tournament.
[11:24] Masamune
    Everyone in the Fujinomiya family?
[11:27] Masamune
    I can't even imagine.
[11:30] Kojuurou
    I think there's actually a park nearby.
[11:37] Kojuurou
    Well, it looks like the president
    and I are on a team.
[11:40] Tae
    The losing team has to buy everyone drinks.
[11:42] Neko
    Bring it on.
[11:45] Masamune
    Okay, here we go.
[11:47] Tae
    Hi-yah!
[11:48] Neko
    Go!
[11:49] Kojuurou
    Whoa... There!
[11:52] Tae
    Take that!
[11:58] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun!
[12:00] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry!
[12:08] Tae
    Okay, now I'm gonna get serious!
[12:14] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun...
[12:26] Masamune
    Man, I'm pretty exhausted.
[12:29] Neko
    Your face looks awful, Masamune-sama.
[12:35] Masamune
    Look who's talking, Fujinomiya-san.
[12:42] Masamune
    Man, I haven't laughed like this in a while.
[12:45] Neko
    You haven't?
[12:48] Tae
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:50] Tae
    Here. We lost, so this is on us.
[12:54] Kojuurou
    Were you okay with a
    sports drink, Masamune-kun?
[12:57] Masamune
    No, I'd prefer green tea,
    since it helps with burning fat.
[13:06] Kojuurou and Tae
    See you later!
[13:11] Neko
    Well, see you when the new term starts.
[13:13] Masamune
    See ya.
[13:19] Masamune
    Man, I think I had a bit too much fun.
[13:25] Masamune
    The hives are... gone?
[13:35] Masamune
    I guess I ended up not seeing
    Adagaki-san since Christmas Eve.
[13:41] Girl students
    Hey, I think they're over there.
[13:42] Girl students
    Really?
SIGN    Exam Room 1
[14:25] Doctor
    Please come see me again in two weeks.
[14:27] Neko
    I will. Thank you very much.
[14:39] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Shidou.
[14:41] Shidou
    My lady.
[14:42] Neko
    There were no issues. Let's go.
[14:47] Shidou
    Please go in, my lady.
[14:49] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san!
[14:54] Neko
    Masamune-sama...
[14:55] Masamune
    So I was right.
[14:57] Masamune
    I saw someone who looked like you in
    the lobby and thought it might be you.
[15:02] Neko
    Are you here to visit someone?
[15:04] Masamune
    No, I'm here to get some test results.
[15:07] Neko
    Oh, my. Are you not feeling well?
[15:10] Masamune
    Nah. There's nothing wrong at all.
[15:13] Masamune
    That's actually sorta the problem...
[15:17] Neko
    Can we give you a ride?
[15:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[15:20] Neko
    You can tell me all about it at my house.
[15:26] Shidou
    Here you are.
[15:27] Masamune
    Oh, um, th-thanks.
[15:33] Shidou
    You'd better know what'll happen
    if you do something to my lady.
[15:38] Masamune
    I'm not gonna do anything!
[15:40] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Masamune-sama.
[15:46] Neko
    These are a gift from Kyoto.
[15:48] Masamune
    Thanks.
[15:50] Neko
    So, is something troubling you?
[15:54] Masamune
    The fact that I'm discussing
    health issues with Fujinomiya Neko
[15:59] Masamune
    is a bit short-sighted, even for me.
[16:02] Masamune
    Well... is there such a thing as
[16:06] Masamune
    stress affecting your body when there's
    technically nothing wrong with you?
[16:11] Masamune
    That's weird, right?
[16:13] Masamune
    If we're talking about stress...
[16:15] Masamune
    It should've been way worse when I was
    hiding my origins and plotting my revenge...
[16:21] Masamune
    Is it because I still have
    something I haven't said?
[16:25] Masamune
    But if I say that,
    it'll affect Koiwai-san, too.
[16:49] Neko
    Or perhaps...
[16:50] Neko
    Maybe the cause is the fact that
    you don't have a lie to tell anymore.
[16:55] Masamune
    I don't have a lie to tell?
[16:59] Neko
    I have the perfect phrase to describe
    you right now, Masamune-sama.
[17:07] Masamune
    And what's that?
[17:13] Neko
    Burnout syndrome.
[17:18] Neko
    Seeing your revenge through
    was your reason to live.
[17:22] Neko
    That was your lifelong wish.
[17:25] Neko
    But that must mean that it having
    disappeared suddenly is still a shock to you,
[17:29] Neko
    despite the fact that you're
    going out with Aki-sama now.
[17:33] Neko
    Because you don't actually love her.
[17:37] Masamune
    But... I...
[17:39] Neko
    Used to love her back then?
[17:46] Neko
    Is the past that important?
[17:49] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:50] Neko
    I know this may not matter now,
    but the truth is...
[17:56] Neko
    I met you once before, a long time ago.
[18:02] Neko
    Long before Aki-sama.
[18:05] Masamune
    Huh?
[18:07] Neko
    Do you not remember?
[18:10] Neko
    It was my relative Yuriko-neesan's wedding.
[18:14] Neko
    Your family was invited due to
    the groom's business relations.
[18:20] Masamune
    H-Huh?!
[18:29] Masamune
    Sorry!
[18:31] Masamune
    Even after all that, I don't remember it!
[18:34] Neko
    I can't blame you for not remembering.
[18:41] Neko
    I had half forgotten about it myself
[18:44] Neko
    while I was wondering if I should
    have my surgery or not.
[18:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama, do you remember
    being here and saying,
[18:52] Neko
    "You don't actually like me, either"?
[18:57] Masamune
    Well, yeah, of course...
[19:04] Masamune
    I remember that much...
[19:08] Neko
    It frustrated me, but I couldn't argue.
[19:12] Neko
    Because I was trying to start a game of love
    just based on my meager memories.
[19:20] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[19:22] Neko
    But you see, Masamune-sama...
[19:25] Neko
    Even if my original intentions were dishonest,
[19:28] Neko
    I'm not going to disparage
    the person I've been since.
[19:32] Neko
    Because...
[19:35] Neko
    I can say this without any hesitation now.
[19:40] Neko
    The past doesn't matter.
[19:42] Neko
    I've fallen in love with you right now.
[19:48] Neko
    What about you?
[19:51] Neko
    I recommend casting aside your
    pretenses and preconceptions.
[19:57] Neko
    So that you stop
    blaming yourself, as well.
[20:03] Neko
    Of course... I wouldn't mind
    helping you with that if I can.
[20:20] Shidou
    Hold it right there!
[20:22] Shidou
    Please move, my lady!
[20:24] Shidou
    I'm going to extinguish this fool at once.
[20:27] Masamune
    Wha— Shidou-san! Calm down!
[20:31] Neko
    There's nothing to worry about, Shidou.
[20:41] Neko
    No mistakes will be happening here.
[20:44] Masamune
    Wait, this is...
[20:46] Neko
    I think I'm also in need of casting aside
    my pretenses and preconceptions.
[20:58] Neko
    Masamune-sama, let me get
    you some more coffee.
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    You went to the hospital, didn't you?
    Was everything okay?
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[21:22] Masamune
    Pretenses and preconceptions, huh?
[21:27] Masamune
    If there's a haze over my eyes right now...
[21:31] Masamune
    If there's some other truth...
[21:36] Masamune
    Then I sure the hell would
    like to know what it is!
[21:40] Masamune
    Huh?!
[21:41] People
    You okay?
[21:42] People
    Come on, now.
[21:43] People
    What's the matter?
[21:44] Masamune
    Crap! Was that my fault?
[21:49] Masamune
    I'm really sorry! Are you okay?
[21:54] Masamune
    Master?
SIGN    Grapel
[22:07] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...

Season 2

E8 - There Are Things You Shouldn't Realize

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[00:20] Aki
    I'm hungry! Yoshino!
[00:25] Aki
    Yoshino?
[00:31] Aki
    Yoshino?
[00:35] Aki
    Yoshino? Are you not here?
[00:39] Aki
    That's strange.
[00:44] Aki
    Hey, Narino. Do you know where Yoshino is?
[00:47] Narino
    What's wrong?
[00:48] Aki
    I got hungry right before
    I was supposed to leave,
[00:51] Aki
    so I thought I'd have her make me something.
[00:54] Narino
    My sister went out shopping.
[00:56] Aki
    Shopping? That's strange.
[00:59] Aki
    Did I ask her to get me something?
[01:02] Narino
    No, I asked her to get something.
[01:05] Narino
    And I told her to buy something
    for herself, too.
[01:09] Aki
    I see.
[01:14] Narino
    Otherwise, she'd never do
    anything for herself,
[01:20] Narino
    considering she's stuck in errand girl mode.
SIGN    #8 "There Are Things You Shouldn't Realize"
[02:54] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[03:04] Masamune
    Master...
SIGN    Grapel
[03:09] Yoshino
    Well...
[03:12] Yoshino
    Bye.
[03:15] Yoshino
    Ow!
[03:16] Masamune
    Are you hurt?
[03:18] Yoshino
    The biggest blunder of my life...
[03:21] Masamune
    What nonsense are you going on about?
[03:24] Masamune
    You sprained your ankle, didn't you?
[03:31] Yoshino
    I'm fine.
[03:33] Masamune
    Anyway, this isn't the best place.
[03:35] Masamune
    Let's go somewhere else.
[03:41] Masamune
    Why do you have brass knuckles?!
[03:44] Yoshino
    I can't hold back when my life is in danger.
[03:47] Masamune
    Why are you saying that
    with such a serious face?!
[03:50] Masamune
    Well, can you move, then?!
[03:57] Masamune
    She moves like she's ancient.
[04:09] Masamune
    See? You can't walk, right?
[04:17] Yoshino
    At least make it a piggyback ride...
[04:23] Masamune
    That's what this was about?
[04:31] Sonoka
    Aki-sama's late...
[04:34] Kikune
    Last time, Aki-sama canceled
    because she said something came up.
[04:40] Mari
    Yes. This social gathering between
    Aki-sama and us, her bodyguards...
[04:46] Mari
    has been either canceled or
    delayed three times out of five.
[04:53] Sonoka
    And they're all due to that incident!
[04:55] Sonoka
    Ever since rumors started going around about
    Aki-sama going out with Makabe Masamune!
[05:01] Kikune
    Rumors... about them going out?
[05:04] Mari
    A-A moment, please. I'm not sure
    if "rumor" is quite the right word...
[05:10] Sonoka
    I called it a rumor because it is a rumor!
[05:12] Sonoka
    It's basically an urban legend!
[05:15] Mari
    I'd rather not admit it myself...
[05:18] Mari
    But it is a known fact that Aki-sama
    and Makabe Masamune are dating.
[05:23] Sonoka
    I won't accept it!
[05:25] Mari
    You need to face reality!
[05:27] Sonoka
    But I don't wanna!
[05:29] Sonoka
    It's a rumor! It's just a rumor,
    dang it! Aki-sama!
[05:30] Kikune
    Hang on a sec! No good is going
    to come of us fighting over this!
[05:40] Kikune
    Today's just gonna have to
    be the day we ask Aki-sama
[05:44] Kikune
    how the hell she ended up going out
    with that Makabe Masamune!
[05:49] Kikune
    I still believe in the theory
    that Makabe's tricking her!
[05:52] Sonoka
    Well, of course he is!
[05:54] Mari
    B-But...
[05:58] Mari
    If there's just a slight chance...
    no, even a sliver of a chance
[06:03] Mari
    that Aki-sama really has feelings
    for Makabe Masamune...
[06:11] Sonoka and Kikune
    If she does?
[06:14] Mari
    Perhaps she may think us worrying about her
    is nothing more than a nuisance, and...
[06:25] Sonoka
    Then... Then what are we supposed to do?!
[06:28] Kikuna
    Oh, yeah! Ever since it was reported
[06:30] Kikuna
    at the end of last year that
    Aki-sama was going out with Makabe,
[06:33] Kikuna
    she's never given us a proper explanation!
[06:37] Mari
    To be honest, I have no idea
[06:41] Mari
    how we should even approach this.
[06:46] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:50] Sonoka
    A-Aki-sama...
[06:52] Kikune
    Um, er...
[06:56] Mari
    Y-You look... radiant... today...
[07:13] Masamune
    People keep staring at us.
[07:17] Masamune
    But more importantly...
[07:23] Yoshino
    Am I heavy?
[07:24] Masamune
    No, not really!
[07:26] Masamune
    She'd kill me for saying this, but...
[07:28] Masamune
    Her boobs are squished
    so tight against my back...
[07:33] Masamune
    She'd just snap my neck like... "crack."
[07:37] Masamune
    Master can get pretty violent at times...
[07:41] Masamune
    But this weight and sensation...
[07:45] Masamune
    No, no, no! If she ever found out
    I was worried about that...
[07:49] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[07:50] Masamune
    Did she figure me out?! I'm gonna die!
[07:52] Yoshino
    You can put me down.
[07:55] Yoshino
    There's a park over there.
    I'll be fine if I rest there.
[08:01] Masamune
    Oh...
[08:02] Masamune
    What are you talking about?
    You don't need to be—
[08:05] Yoshino
    I'm wearing a skirt, and
    people might see my panties!
[08:09] Masamune
    Okay, we can go over there.
[08:12] Yoshino
    Make it extra quick.
[08:14] Masamune
    This whole time, I was
    worried about her boobs,
[08:16] Masamune
    and she was worried about
    something completely different...
[08:29] Aki
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[08:31] Aki
    I haven't been able to match my
    schedule with all of yours lately.
[08:34] Sonoka
    I-It's okay...
[08:35] Kikune
    W-We're not worried about that.
[08:37] Mari
    Y-You needn't worry about us.
[08:47] Kikune
    Hey, ask her the question already.
[08:49] Mari
    Me?! But I can't!
[08:58] Kikune
    Oh, fine.
[09:00] Kikune
    Um, so... Aki-sama...
[09:04] Aki
    Yes?
[09:05] Kikune
    How are things going for you lately?
[09:08] Aki
    What things?
[09:09] Kikune
    You know... Are you...
[09:13] Kikune
    enjoying the sweet life?
[09:16] Aki
    Sweet?
[09:17] Aki
    Oh, you mean sweets?
    Yeah, I've been eating them quite often.
[09:26] Mari
    You didn't get through to her at all!
[09:28] Kikune
    This is the best I can do.
[09:37] Mari
    Very well...
[09:39] Mari
    A-Aki-sama...
[09:41] Aki
    Yes?
[09:43] Mari
    Is... Is... your...
[09:50] Mari
    Isn't the moon lovely?!
[09:53] Aki
    It's the middle of the day.
[09:56] Mari
    I-I'm sunk...
[09:58] Kikune
    Private Mizuno!
[10:01] Aki
    Hey, what's going on?
    You're all acting strange today.
[10:08] Aki
    Did something happen?
[10:13] Aki
    Wh-What the...
[10:16] Sonoka
    We want to know how you really feel!
[10:20] Aki
    How I... really feel?
[10:23] Sonoka
    Are you really going out
    with Makabe Masamune?!
[10:27] Kikune
    She said it!
[10:28] Mari
    Even through her panic, she managed
    an attack right to the core!
[10:38] Aki
    Well... yes...
[10:42] Mari
    That's...
[10:44] Kikune
    The embarrassed face a girl
    makes when she's in love.
[10:47] Sonoka
    I never thought I'd see
    Aki-sama make this face.
[10:51] Sonoka
    I hate to admit it, but...
[10:54] Mari; Sonoka; Kikune
    I love this side of her, too!
[11:02] Masamune
    There we go.
[11:08] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[11:10] Yoshino
    You don't need to touch me!
[11:12] Masamune
    Okay, okay.
[11:20] Masamune
    I haven't seen her in so long,
    and she treats me like this...
[11:23] Masamune
    She really doesn't back off.
[11:28] Yoshino
    The birthday date...
[11:31] Yoshino
    You chased Aki-sama away?
[11:34] Masamune
    The one thing I really didn't want
    her to ask me about right now!
[11:37] Masamune
    Play it off!
[11:38] Masamune
    D-Don't make it sound so bad!
[11:42] Masamune
    We just wrapped things up
    a bit earlier than planned!
[11:46] Masamune
    You know, the fact that I wasn't
    so pushy makes me a gentleman,
[11:49] Masamune
    and most girls would think, "Wow, how
    lovely!" and my likability would go up.
[11:54] Yoshino
    Don't give me that.
[11:56] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's super depressed right now.
[12:02] Masamune
    Well, I think it's weird, too.
[12:06] Masamune
    But... my body's not cooperating.
[12:11] Masamune
    Ow!
[12:12] Yoshino
    Can you promise me you'll throw her
    onto the bed the next time you see her?
[12:16] Masamune
    I absolutely cannot!
[12:19] Yoshino
    How are you so pathetic?
[12:19] Masamune
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:27] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot?
[12:33] Masamune
    Could it be...
[12:36] Masamune
    Pardon me a sec.
[12:53] Yoshino
    Pig's Foo—
[13:14] Masamune
    I was right. With you, it's okay.
[13:20] Masamune
    I never should've gone out with her.
[13:23] Masamune
    I think I had the most fun when
    I was devising my plan with you.
[13:30] Masamune
    Master?
[13:39] (Flashback) Sonoka
    We want to know how you really feel!
[13:44] Aki
    Well, so do I...
[13:53] Gasou
    Aki-chan?
[13:58] Aki
    Kanetsugu?
[13:59] Gasou
    It's... been a while.
[14:03] Aki
    Yeah...
[14:05] Gasou
    Do you... have a second?
[14:11] Aki
    Sure...
[14:15] Masamune
    Ow!
[14:17] Masamune
    Why'd she headbutt me all of a sudden?
[14:20] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:23] Masamune
    Where'd she go?
[14:25] Masamune
    She can't walk on that leg.
SIGN    I'll pretend you
    never said that
[14:33] Masamune
    She's right. I shouldn't have said that.
[14:38] Masamune
    For Adagaki-san's sake...
[14:40] Masamune
    And for Master's sake.
[14:44] Masamune
    How stupid am I?
[14:46] Masamune
    No matter how much I regret it,
    I can't take it back now.
[14:54] Gasou
    I was pretty surprised.
[14:56] Gasou
    I never would've thought
    I'd run into you out there.
[14:59] Aki
    Yeah.
[15:02] Gasou
    I think this is the first time
    we've talked since that incident.
[15:05] Aki
    Yeah.
[15:08] Aki
    Kanetsugu?!
[15:10] Gasou
    Aki-chan, I'm so sorry!
[15:13] Gasou
    I'm not expecting you to completely forgive me.
[15:16] Gasou
    But I...
[15:19] Aki
    Lift your head, please.
[15:23] Aki
    I heard the details.
[15:24] Aki
    You've basically worked things
    out with my father, right?
[15:28] Gasou
    Yeah...
[15:30] Aki
    So your sister's in the hospital?
[15:33] Aki
    And you needed money for that.
[15:37] Aki
    Don't get the wrong idea.
    There's nothing to forgive. I'm not even mad.
[15:42] Gasou
    But it's still true that I was
    lying to you that whole time.
[15:47] Aki
    It's also true that it's been weighing
    on your mind and you regret it, right?
[15:52] Aki
    I know that because that's
    the kind of person you are.
[15:57] Aki
    Besides, it's all in the past now.
[16:06] Gasou
    You're so strong, Aki-chan.
[16:10] Aki
    No, I'm not.
[16:13] Aki
    You had something you wanted
    to protect, even if it meant
[16:16] Aki
    making some sacrifices
    with those around you.
[16:18] Aki
    You did all that because
    you had the resolve, right?
[16:22] Aki
    But I'm different.
[16:25] Aki
    I had no idea I'd been hurting
    a certain someone...
[16:29] Aki
    apparently.
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[16:35] Aki
    Even though I know that now,
    I can't do anything.
[16:39] Aki
    I can't even be brave enough
    to accept that fact.
[16:45] Aki
    I'm not strong at all.
[16:48] Gasou
    This certain someone...
    Are you talking about...
[16:52] Gasou
    Makabe-kun?
[16:55] Gasou
    Aki-chan, you're dating Makabe-kun, right?
[16:58] Gasou
    I didn't think you two would actually
    start dating after that confession.
[17:07] Gasou
    I know it's going to be hard to
    convince you, considering
[17:10] Gasou
    I'd been lying to you that whole time...
[17:13] Gasou
    But because I'd been lying
    that whole time, I can say this.
[17:18] Gasou
    The one thing you can't do
    is lie to your own heart.
[17:23] Aki
    Lie to my own heart?
[17:26] Gasou
    All this time...
[17:29] Gasou
    I thought that maintaining the Gasou
    family's financial power and status
[17:33] Gasou
    was the way to protect my family.
SIGN    gaki Group
SIGN    Secretary
[17:36] Gasou
    I'd convinced myself that I had to
    do whatever it took to do that.
[17:41] Gasou
    But all I was doing was lying
    to myself that whole time.
[17:46] Gasou
    When you all found out everything,
[17:48] Gasou
    it became clear to me that my family's
    financial power and status meant nothing.
[17:55] Gasou
    The one thing that mattered to
    me was my little sister's smile.
[18:01] Gasou
    Everything I did was for my sister.
[18:04] Gasou
    When I realized that, I figured out
    what I really wanted to do.
[18:08] Gasou
    So, right now...
[18:11] Gasou
    I feel really refreshed.
[18:15] Aki
    I see...
[18:17] Gasou
    Are you able to accept
    your feelings right now?
[18:22] Aki
    My... feelings?
[18:25] Gasou
    You can't end up like me.
[18:41] Aki
    Accept... my feelings...
[18:58] Aki
    I get it. I...
[19:12] Aki
    Welcome home, Yoshino.
[19:15] Aki
    I heard you went shopping.
[19:17] Aki
    Well? Did you find anything nice?
[19:20] Yoshino
    No, I...
SIGN    Yoronpas
SIGN    Tape
[19:23] Sign
    Includes 6
SIGN    Ointment
SIGN    Nikixin
[19:23] Sign
    Keshiro
[19:23] Sign
    Patappu – Pills
[19:23] Aki
    What? The first-aid kit?
[19:26] Yoshino
    I twisted my ankle.
[19:28] Aki
    Wait, you sprained it?! That's no good!
[19:31] Aki
    Honestly, you're such a klutz.
[19:34] Aki
    Here, have a seat. I'll treat you.
[19:37] Yoshino
    I'm fine...
[19:39] Aki
    Just sit already.
[19:41] Yoshino
    Ow!
[19:47] Aki
    This is really bad...
[19:49] Yoshino
    I'm honestly pretty surprised myself.
[19:52] Aki
    How did you even walk home like this?
[19:54] Yoshino
    Perseverance!
[19:55] Aki
    What?!
[19:57] Aki
    Anyway, all we can do now is ice it.
[20:00] Aki
    Make sure you go to the hospital tomorrow.
[20:03] Yoshino
    Okay.
[20:06] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, thank you very much.
[20:09] Aki
    What are you talking about?
    Anyone would do this much.
[20:17] Yoshino
    Would they, though?
[20:20] Yoshino
    I'm a traitorous witch.
[20:25] Yoshino
    Even what happened today...
[20:32] Aki
    Yoshino?
[20:34] Yoshino
    No...
[20:36] Yoshino
    No, no, no...
[20:39] (Flashback) Masamune
    I think I had the most fun when
    I was devising my plan with you.
[20:45] Yoshino
    This absolutely cannot happen...
[20:49] Yoshino
    Why would you say
    something like that, you idiot?
[22:23] Students
    Morning!
[22:25] Students
    Morning!
[22:34] Kojuurou
    Morning, Makabe-kun.
[22:36] Masamune
    H-Hey... Morning.
[22:42] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[22:43] Masamune
    What?
[22:44] Kojuurou
    Oh, I just realized you're by yourself today.
[22:47] Masamune
    By myself? What are you—
[22:49] Kojuurou
    Oh, no!
[22:50] Kojuurou
    I'm on duty in class today,
    so I have to get there early!
[22:53] Kojuurou
    I'll see you later!
[22:56] Masamune
    You sure are busy bright and early.
[23:01] Yoshino
    That's a big yawn.
[23:03] Masamune
    Koiwai-san.
[23:05] Yoshino
    Don't call me that.
[23:10] Yoshino
    You're supposed to call me Yoshino, remember?
[23:14] Masamune
    Th-This is...
[23:17] Masamune
    This isn't right!
[23:28] Masamune
    A dream?
[23:33] Masamune
    I think there are some feelings
[23:35] Masamune
    that you should really never accept.

Season 2

E9 - Saint Valentine Is Watching

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[00:08] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You're supposed to call me Yoshino, remember?
[00:11] Masamune
    Why would I have a
    nonsensical dream like that?
[00:17] Masamune
    Nope, not happening!
[00:18] Masamune
    Absolutely not!
SIGN    Gâteau au Chocolat Cake
SIGN    The real deal!
    Truffle Chocolates
SIGN    How to make them on page 36
[00:21] Tae
    Hey, these are cute!
[00:23] Female student A
    I guess we could make chocolate cake, too.
[00:26] Tae
    I prefer nama chocolates myself.
[00:29] Tae
    What do you think, Kojuurou-kun?
SIGN    Feature on Homemade
    Valentine's Chocolates
[00:33] Kojuurou
    Cakes with whipping cream in them
    taste great, but don't keep very long.
[00:37] Kojuurou
    They might be hard to take to class.
[00:40] Tae
    Oh, that's right!
[00:43] Tae
    There has to be a good idea somewhere.
[00:45] Masamune
    That's rare. Kojuurou's popular with the girls.
[00:48] Neko
    Kojuurou-sama is considered
    a savior to troubled girls.
[00:52] Masamune
    A savior?
[00:53] Tae
    Oh, morning, you two!
[00:56] Masamune
    What are you all talking about? Seems fun.
[00:59] Tae
    Absolutely not! This is a very
    serious strategy meeting.
[01:02] Masamune
    Strategy meeting?
SIGN    The real deal!
    Truffle Chocolates
SIGN    Perfect for buzzworthy pictures
    Lollipop Chocolates
SIGN    Gâteau au Chocolat Cake
SIGN    Feature on Homemade
    Valentine's Chocolates
SIGN    Super-rich Gâteau
    au Chocolat
SIGN    Easy Chocolate Muffins
[01:04] Tae
    We're getting ready for Valentine's Day!
[01:08] Masamune
    Valentine's Day?
[02:42] Tae
    Yup! Valentine's Day!
[02:45] Masamune
    Ah... you act early.
SIGN    #9 "Saint Valentine Is Watching"
[02:48] Tae
    Failure is not an option, so we've asked
    the Sweets Shogun to act as our consultant.
[02:55] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun! They actually need me!
[02:58] Kojuurou
    Do I look manly?
[03:00] Masamune
    W-Well, I definitely think they trust you...
[03:02] Masamune
    Though it's pretty obvious that
    they just see you as one of them...
[03:06] Tae
    You'll be getting some from me,
    too, so look forward to it.
[03:09] Tae
    Actually, do you have any requests?
[03:11] Masamune
    Huh? N-No, I'm...
[03:13] Masamune
    I'm interested because it shows who's
    popular, but I don't want any sweets...
[03:18] Tae
    Oh, I guess you'd be getting
    some from Adagaki-san.
[03:21] Tae
    I guess I shouldn't butt in.
[03:24] Masamune
    R-Right...
[03:29] Yoshino
    The ones from Shop A
    have black tea syrup inside.
[03:31] Yoshino
    The ones from Shop B are almond-flavored.
[03:33] Yoshino
    Shop C seemed very proud of
    how good their cacao is.
[03:36] Aki
    Then I guess I'll start with Shop A.
[03:41] Aki
    Hmm... I wish they had more depth.
[03:44] Yoshino
    More depth desired.
[03:46] Aki
    You said the next ones are almond-flavored,
    right? Do you want to try them?
[03:50] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[03:51] Yoshino
    Is this a rehearsal for Valentine's Day?
[03:55] Yoshino
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[03:57] Yoshino
    These are just snacks for me!
    I'm getting my carbs!
[03:59] Yoshino
    "Getting your carbs"...
[04:01] Aki
    That's right! I'm not falling for
    this "Valentine's Day" nonsense!
[04:04] Yoshino
    Why don't you try making homemade chocolates?
[04:07] Aki
    Are you even listening to me?
[04:09] Yoshino
    Well, I'm sure it would make him happy.
[04:14] Aki
    Why are you like this?
[04:16] Aki
    He'll just laugh at me if I can't
    make something proper.
[04:21] Yoshino
    Don't worry. I'll teach you how to make them.
[04:28] Yoshino
    You've got this.
[04:33] Aki
    Hmph! This is easy as pie!
[04:36] Aki
    Hot!
[04:43] Kojuurou
    Maybe I should get Japanese-style
    matcha chocolates for Fujinomiya-san...
[04:48] Kojuurou
    Wait, would it be weird
    for me to give them to her?
SIGN    Ingredients for 3 muffins
     Butter (Margarine is also OK!) 45g
     Chocolate 60g A little more than 1 bar of chocolate
     Sugar 25g
     Cocoa Powder 10g
SIGN    I didn't make enough last year,
    so I need to make more
    Obligatory chocolates 25
     Friendship chocolates 25
     Chocolates for me 5
     (for tasting!)
     Make around 60??
     20x more!!
[04:54] Tae
    Okay, I've got the recipe down.
[04:56] Tae
    If we split up the cost of
    the ingredients three ways...
[05:00] Tae
    That's over budget!
[05:04] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[05:05] Chinatsu
    Try these!
[05:07] Masamune
    Huh? Chocolates?
[05:08] Chinatsu
    I'm gonna give them to my friends tomorrow.
[05:10] Chinatsu
    Tell me if you think they're good or not.
[05:13] Masamune
    Nope!
[05:14] Chinatsu
    Aw, come on! One won't hurt.
[05:16] Masamune
    Yes, it will.
[05:17] Masamune
    Do you know how many kilometers I'd have to run
[05:20] Masamune
    just to burn off the calories in one of those?
[05:22] Chinatsu
    What, so even if you get chocolates on
    Valentine's Day, you won't eat them?
[05:27] Chinatsu
    That girl who came over that one time
    might be making some for you.
[05:32] Chinatsu
    And yet you're gonna say, "I don't want
    any sweets because they'll make me fat"?
[05:36] Chinatsu
    You're the worst!
[05:37] Masamune
    I didn't say I'd do that!
[05:39] Chinatsu
    Then you'll eat them, right?
[05:43] Aki
    They're finished!
[05:45] Aki
    It's the day before,
    but I somehow made it in time!
[05:49] Yoshino
    I'm glad we abandoned the nama
    chocolate route and went for cookies.
[05:53] Aki
    Yes.
[05:59] Aki
    Yes, these are perfectly scrumptious.
[06:01] Aki
    Want some?
[06:03] Yoshino
    No, I'm going to clean up.
[06:05] Aki
    I see.
[06:07] Aki
    Hey, you're not going to give anyone any?
[06:10] Yoshino
    Huh?
[06:11] Aki
    You know, even if you don't have
    someone particular in mind,
[06:15] Aki
    you can give out obligatory chocolates.
[06:18] Yoshino
    There are some who wouldn't enjoy getting them.
[06:22] Aki
    Well, I guess you're right.
[06:24] Aki
    Not everyone likes chocolate, after all.
[06:36] Female student A and B
    Happy Valentine's Day!
[06:40] Boy A
    Yes!
[06:41] Boy B
    It's time for Tae's annual chocolates!
[06:44] Boy C
    Is this one just for me?
[06:45] Tae
    They're obligatory, dummy.
[06:48] Boy A
    I'll still take them!
SIGN    Fire Hydrant
[06:53] Kojuurou
    Calm down. Just be casual.
[06:59] Kojuurou
    Okay!
[07:00] Kojuurou
    F-Fujinomiya-san!
[07:03] Neko
    Oh, Kojuurou-sama.
[07:06] Kojuurou
    Um, here you go... if you want.
[07:10] Neko
    Oh, my. This is the first time a
    gentleman has given me chocolates.
[07:14] Kojuurou
    I-It is weird, isn't it?! I'm sorry!
[07:17] Neko
    Not at all. I'm delighted.
[07:19] Neko
    Thank you very much.
[07:25] Neko
    Oh? Aki-sama.
[07:28] Aki
    You two sure seem close.
[07:30] Kojuurou
    Huh?! Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[07:33] Neko
    Look. Kojuurou-sama gave me these.
[07:36] Aki
    Hey, not bad.
[07:39] Neko
    Of course, you're giving some to
    Masamune-sama, aren't you, Aki-sama?
[07:44] Aki
    Huh?! That's none of your business!
[07:46] Neko
    There's no need to be embarrassed.
[07:49] Neko
    Valentine's Day is the number one
    event for couples, after all.
[07:53] Aki
    W-Well, I'm his girlfriend,
    so of course I'm giving him chocolates.
[07:57] Neko
    Indeed. I'm glad you seem to
    be enjoying your romance.
[08:02] Aki
    Yeah...
[08:05] Aki
    Let's go, Yoshino.
[08:06] Yoshino
    Right.
[08:12] Sachio
    Makabe-senpai! Please take these!
[08:16] Masamune
    Oh, you're the girl from the other day.
[08:19] Sachio
    You remembered me! Oh, I'm so flattered!
[08:23] Sachio
    I'm still cherishing the
    empty bottle you gave me!
[08:26] Masamune
    Huh?!
[08:29] Sachio
    I'm ready whenever you want to
    take our relationship to the next level!
[08:32] Sachio
    I'll be waiting for you, Senpai!
[08:35] Masamune
    Yeah, she's pretty bizarre...
[08:38] Masamune
    But still...
[08:39] Masamune
    I can't believe I got all these in a single day.
SIGN    Message
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Come to the gym
    storage.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[08:49] Masamune
    Could this be...
[08:52] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[08:55] Masamune
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:57] Aki
    Well... That's quite the haul.
[09:01] Masamune
    Huh? Ah, uh... yeah...
[09:04] Masamune
    Those are definitely the Cruel Princess's eyes.
[09:07] Masamune
    I'm sorry! These are, uh...
[09:09] Aki
    I guess you don't need any from me
    if you already have that many.
[09:13] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:17] Masamune
    That's not true!
[09:18] Masamune
    If you made chocolates,
    I'd love to have them!
[09:21] Masamune
    Truly, from the bottom of my heart.
[09:24] Aki
    You don't need to flatter me.
[09:25] Masamune
    I'm not!
[09:31] Aki
    Then... here.
[09:36] Aki
    Did you burn yourself?
[09:38] Aki
    You don't need to notice that!
[09:47] Masamune
    How could I betray her?
[09:50] Masamune
    Do you mind if I eat these right now?
[09:52] Aki
    Huh? R-Right now?!
[09:54] Masamune
    I'm super hungry.
[09:57] Masamune
    My diet...
[09:59] Masamune
    My regimen...
[10:01] Masamune
    My physical makeover...
[10:03] Masamune
    My eight years' worth of wanting revenge...
[10:07] Masamune
    Needing to be the hot guy...
[10:11] Masamune
    Throw all of that away!
[10:18] Masamune
    Yeah! They're super delicious,
[10:22] Masamune
    Aki-chan!
[10:36] Masamune
    Crap! I overslept!
[10:38] Masamune
    Arriving ten minutes early
    is an absolute must for dates!
[10:42] Masamune
    Huh?!
[10:43] Masamune
    She's already here?!
[10:45] Masamune
    I'm so sorry, Adagaki-san!
[10:48] Aki
    You don't need to apologize. You're not late.
[10:52] Masamune
    Thanks. But you're pretty early.
[10:55] Masamune
    Were you that excited? Just kidding.
[10:58] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:01] Masamune
    Sh-She's so cu—
[11:03] Aki
    Anyway! You came here hungry, didn't you?
[11:05] Masamune
    Of course! This whole date is about
    eating while we walk around.
[11:09] Aki
    Will you be able to keep up
    with me until the end?
[11:12] Masamune
    I can't have you underestimating my stomach.
[11:15] Masamune
    First, we're going to be
    eating super-fluffy bread,
[11:18] Masamune
    then we're going to have lunch at
    Super Yummy Burgers, and then...
[11:33] Aki
    Could we get three more of
    those super-fluffy breads?
[11:37] Masamune
    Should you really go that
    hard right from the start?
[11:39] Aki
    Yes. The bread's amazing,
[11:42] Aki
    but this omelet you can only get in
    the mornings is also incredibly good!
[11:48] Masamune
    I'd like some more, too, please! Three more!
[11:54] Chinatsu
    Hey, did you hear?
[11:56] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's on a date
    with his girlfriend today.
[11:59] Kinue
    Yes, I know. I was so surprised!
[12:02] Chinatsu
    To think that narcissist brother of mine
    could actually get a girlfriend.
[12:07] Kinue
    Well, Maa-kun's changed lately.
[12:10] Kinue
    When I'd make him sweets before,
    he'd never eat them.
[12:13] Kinue
    But two days ago, he ate a whole cream puff!
[12:18] Chinatsu
    Actually, he's been
    eating more lately in general.
[12:22] Chinatsu
    He was fussing about not wanting to
    eat chocolate just the other day.
[12:25] Chinatsu
    Is this all...
[12:27] Chinatsu and Kinue
    ...thanks to his girlfriend?!
[12:29] Kinue
    Aw... I can't wait to meet
    Maa-kun's girlfriend!
[12:33] Chinatsu
    Right?
[12:35] Aki
    Can I get a triple Super Yummy Burger meal,
[12:39] Aki
    two sweet and hot nuggets,
    and two custard pies?
[12:41] Employee
    Sure.
[12:43] Aki
    What about you, Makabe?
[12:45] Masamune
    Let's see...
SIGN    Sides
    
     French Fries
    
     Chicken
    
     Sweet and Hot
    Chicken
    
     Custard Pie
    
     Apple Pie
    
     Soft Drinks
    
     Single Drinks
[12:46] Masamune
    Crap. I ate too much bread,
    and I'm already full.
[12:49] Aki
    You're probably full, aren't you?
[12:51] Aki
    Don't push yourself.
    Why don't you just get a drink?
[12:55] Masamune
    No, I'll order something.
[12:57] Masamune
    My goal today is to share
    delicious things with you.
[13:01] Masamune
    I'd like a Super Yummy Burger meal,
    please. With a double patty.
[13:06] Aki
    See? I told you.
[13:09] Masamune
    I admit defeat.
[13:11] Aki
    But we just finished lunch...
[13:13] Masamune
    I'm so sorry.
[13:18] Aki
    I'm really happy, though.
[13:22] Masamune
    Um, hang on just a sec.
    If I exercise a bit, I'll be hungry again.
[13:29] Aki
    You idiot! If you do that...
[13:29] Masamune
    Two, three, four, five...
[13:39] Aki
    Honestly... Here, have some water.
SIGN    Nature's Bounty
    Natural Water
[13:47] Masamune
    Th-Thanks.
[13:55] Masamune
    Sorry you had to see me being so pathetic.
[13:57] Masamune
    I haven't been this full since I was a kid.
[14:01] Aki
    Well, you did eat a lot back then.
[14:04] Masamune
    Yeah, I definitely have the potential.
    So just give me a little more time.
[14:15] Aki
    You're such an idiot.
[14:22] Masamune
    Sorry... I ended up not being able
    to eat anything after that.
[14:26] Aki
    Don't worry about it.
    I got to eat everything I wanted to,
[14:30] Aki
    and I figured something
    like this would happen.
[14:35] Aki
    I'm kidding.
[14:37] Aki
    I had a lot of fun.
[14:39] Aki
    See you later.
[14:40] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[14:42] Masamune
    Let's go on another date. We can
    wander around and eat again or whatever!
[14:47] Aki
    Yes, let's.
[14:58] Female student C
    Hey, what do you want to do over spring break?
[15:01] Female student D
    You're already in spring break mode?
[15:03] Female student C
    Well, exams are over, so why not?
[15:05] Neko
    Oh, you're all alone?
[15:11] Yoshino
    So are you.
[15:12] Neko
    Since we're both alone, do you mind
    if I have a seat next to you?
[15:17] Yoshino
    Go ahead.
[15:20] Neko
    Where's Aki-sama?
[15:22] Yoshino
    Probably with Makabe.
[15:24] Neko
    Are things going well with them?
[15:27] Yoshino
    Probably. They've been
    going on a lot of dates lately.
[15:30] Neko
    I see... And you're not lonely?
[15:34] Yoshino
    What?
[15:36] Neko
    You've always been attached
    at the hip with Aki-sama,
[15:38] Neko
    and now you have less time with her.
[15:41] Yoshino
    That's true...
[15:43] Yoshino
    But I just want Aki-sama to be happy.
[15:46] Neko
    You two have a beautiful friendship.
[15:49] Neko
    I also want Aki-sama and
    Masamune-sama to be happy.
[15:57] Masamune
    I found a hamburger shop
    yesterday that I think you'd like.
[16:01] Masamune
    Wanna go sometime?
[16:02] Aki
    Hamburgers... Not a bad idea.
[16:05] Masamune
    Yes! It'll definitely be good.
[16:09] Masamune
    Apparently, they use the perfect
    balance of beef and pork there.
[16:12] Aki
    Okay, Mr. Gourmand.
[16:14] Masamune
    Yup. I keep finding myself
    looking for delicious places.
[16:17] Masamune
    But I'll be fine because I'm still exercising.
[16:19] Masamune
    I don't want to go back to how I used to look.
[16:25] Aki
    I see.
[16:33] Masamune
    Whoa!
[16:33] Aki
    Makabe?!
[16:34] Masamune
    Ow...
[16:36] Aki
    Are you okay?
[16:41] Masamune
    W-Workout opportunity!
[16:45] Masamune
    Well? Wasn't that amazing?
[16:47] Aki
    S-Sure...
[16:49] Masamune
    Okay, let's go.
[17:10] Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[17:11] Masamune
    This is yours, isn't it?
    You forgot it in the last class.
[17:15] Neko
    Oh, how careless of me.
[17:18] Masamune
    It's snowing outside?
[17:20] Masamune
    Yikes, looks like it's gonna stick.
[17:24] Neko
    Have you gotten a bit rounder?
[17:27] Masamune
    Hm... Maybe.
[17:29] Masamune
    I've been going along with Adagaki-san
    on her food pilgrimages lately.
[17:32] Neko
    Oh, have you?
[17:35] Masamune
    Yeah.
[17:38] Neko
    By the way, how have
    things been with your hives?
[17:42] Neko
    I've been quite worried.
[17:44] Masamune
    Oh, yeah. I'm totally fine now.
[17:47] Neko
    Really? If it happens again,
    you should go to the hospital.
[17:50] Masamune
    No, really. I'm fine!
[17:52] Masamune
    Thanks, though.
[17:53] Masamune
    And I mean, you don't die
    from hives, so I'll be fine.
[18:01] Neko
    Where's Aki-sama today?
[18:03] Masamune
    She had something to do, apparently.
[18:05] Masamune
    Maybe I'll head home before
    the snow starts piling up.
[18:09] Neko
    Indeed.
[18:20] Kojuurou
    Why is it so dark?
[18:22] Kojuurou
    Why would anyone put the
    projector in the cafeteria?
[18:25] Kojuurou
    Why did I have to be on
    class duty today of all days?
[18:33] Aki
    I'm here.
[18:35] Neko
    I'm terribly sorry to ask you to
    meet me in this cold weather.
[18:39] Aki
    I'm honestly more worried about you.
[18:42] Aki
    I couldn't sleep knowing you caught a cold
    because you refuse to wear underwear.
[18:45] Neko
    You're so kind, Aki-sama.
[18:48] Aki
    What do you want?
[18:49] Neko
    I ask this from the bottom of my heart.
[18:53] Neko
    I know I have no right to ask this,
[18:57] Neko
    but still...
[19:01] Neko
    Still...
[19:03] Neko
    I must ask that you break up
    with Masamune-sama.
[19:14] Aki
    Lift your head.
[19:15] Aki
    There's no way I'd agree to that.
[19:17] Neko
    Masamune-sama doesn't love you!
[19:21] Neko
    His heart lies elsewhere,
    but he's tied down by his past feelings,
[19:25] Neko
    and he's in so much pain right now.
[19:27] Aki
    That's just...
[19:29] Aki
    I already know that, okay?!
[19:33] Aki
    I know that.
[19:34] Aki
    I saw his planner a while back.
[19:37] (Flashback) Aki
    What is this? A revenge planner?
[19:41] Aki
    In it were various ways to get me to fall
    for him, because he hated me so much.
[19:49] Neko
    I see.
[19:51] Neko
    But if you knew, then why didn't you...
[19:55] Aki
    Because...
[19:57] Aki
    I love him, of course!
[20:04] Aki
    At first, I absolutely couldn't believe it.
[20:07] Aki
    I figured he casually showed interest in me
    because he was so confident about his looks.
[20:13] Aki
    He works so hard at being an idiot.
[20:15] Neko
    That's just...
[20:17] Aki
    You could say he just works stupidly hard,
[20:21] Aki
    but when he thinks I don't like him, he panics.
[20:24] Aki
    He gets mad if I'm a bit cold.
[20:27] Aki
    I couldn't figure out why
    he wouldn't just give up.
[20:31] Aki
    I was so curious...
[20:33] Aki
    Actually, when I found out he was
    the Masamune from the past...
[20:37] Aki
    I was so happy.
[20:40] Neko
    Aki-sama...
[20:42] Aki
    There were a lot of things I noticed
    once we started going out, too...
[20:46] Aki
    But it all makes sense
    if he actually doesn't like
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[20:53] Aki
    the past me or the present me.
[20:57] Neko
    I can't understand why you feel this way!
[21:01] Neko
    How can you say that you
    love Masamune-sama, then?
[21:05] Aki
    Did you know?
[21:08] Aki
    He used to be a bit weird and different, too.
[21:12] Aki
    Even if he dislikes me or denies me,
    I won't let Masamune go now.
[21:17] Aki
    Because...
[21:19] Aki
    that's just who I am.
[21:22] Aki
    So... I'm in the same boat as you.
    Our feelings only go one way.
[21:30] Aki
    I think my feelings might be
    more deeply rooted, though.
[21:53] Neko
    Kojuurou-sama...
[21:54] Kojuurou
    Oh, s-sorry!

Season 2

E10 - Whiteout

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[00:00] (Flashback) Neko
    I can't understand why you feel this way!
[00:04] (Flashback) Neko
    How can you say that you
    love Masamune-sama, then?
[00:09] (Flashback) Aki
    Did you know?
[00:11] (Flashback) Aki
    He used to be a bit weird and different, too.
[00:15] (Flashback) Aki
    Even if he dislikes me or denies me,
    I won't let Masamune go now.
[00:20] (Flashback) Aki
    Because...
[00:22] (Flashback) Aki
    that's just who I am.
[00:25] (Flashback) Aki
    So... I'm in the same boat as you.
    Our feelings only go one way.
[00:34] (Flashback) Aki
    I think my feelings might be
    more deeply rooted, though.
[01:03] Masamune
    Man, it's cold.
SIGN    #10 "Whiteout"
[02:42] Aki
    Yoshino.
[02:45] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:47] Aki
    It's cold, so let's get something to eat.
[02:50] Aki
    A café, a family restaurant, or a
    sweets parlor? Where should we go?
[02:56] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[02:57] Yoshino
    Has something happened?
[03:00] Aki
    Not really.
[03:02] Yoshino
    You're lying.
[03:10] Aki
    I just had a little conversation.
[03:13] Aki
    I was told that Makabe doesn't
    really have feelings for me,
[03:16] Aki
    and that I should break up with him...
    by Commando girl.
[03:20] Aki
    Stop that, Yoshino!
[03:22] Yoshino
    But Aki-sama, that's so cruel!
[03:37] Aki
    What she said wasn't exactly wrong, though.
[03:41] Aki
    It's true that he doesn't love me.
[03:45] Aki
    He only got close to me because he hates me.
[03:50] Yoshino
    No...
[03:51] Yoshino
    That's not true, Aki-sama!
[03:54] Aki
    Yoshino?
[03:55] Yoshino
    You've completely got the wrong idea.
[03:58] Yoshino
    It's all my fault. I did this.
[04:06] Yoshino
    I'm so sorry...
[04:08] Yoshino
    You two aren't at fault here.
[04:20] Yoshino
    I...
[04:22] Yoshino
    hated Pig's Foot so much, and I didn't
    want him to take you from me...
[04:27] Yoshino
    That's why I called him
    "Pig's Foot
     and chased him off.
[04:31] Yoshino
    Apparently, Pig's Foot transferred
    to our school to get revenge.
[04:36] Yoshino
    But I didn't want him to do that.
[04:40] Yoshino
    That's why I pretended to help him, but I
    was going to try to help you two make up.
[04:47] Aki
    So you worked really hard.
[04:55] Yoshino
    Please don't say that he doesn't love you.
[04:58] Yoshino
    The feelings between you
    and Pig's Foot are mutual.
[05:01] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot knows that, too.
[05:04] Aki
    Oh, you're so...
[05:08] Aki
    No. You two are so...
[05:14] Aki
    You'll get wet.
[05:17] Aki
    Say, there's something
    I want you to look into.
[05:24] Masamune
    Whoa.
[05:25] Masamune
    It really piled up.
[05:28] Chinatsu
    Wow, that's amazing!
[05:29] Chinatsu
    It's been forever since we got this much snow!
[05:32] Chinatsu
    Let's make a snowman!
[05:33] Masamune
    Nope, not happening.
[05:35] Chinatsu
    Huh? Why not?
[05:37] Masamune
    It's cold, it's too much trouble, and it's cold.
[05:40] Chinatsu
    Boo. Fine, then. I'll make one myself.
[05:43] Chinatsu
    You just stay and sulk in the warm
    house, Grandpa Party Pooper.
[05:47] Masamune
    Grandpa?!
[05:49] Masamune
    Don't you dare underestimate my muscles!
[05:51] Masamune
    Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
[05:51] Chinatsu
    Wow! That's the spirit, Onii-chan!
[05:55] Chinatsu
    Should we use buttons for its eyes?
[05:57] Masamune
    Wait, leave this to me.
[06:03] Masamune
    There, all done.
[06:07] Chinatsu
    Wait, wait, that's terrifying!
    Why is it a Daruma doll?!
[06:11] Masamune
    Well, a snowman is technically
    called "yukidaruma," right?
[06:13] Chinatsu
    Ah...
[06:14] Masamune
    It's good luck, too. This is one of my best.
[06:18] Chinatsu
    Huh... Who are you sending that to?
    Your girlfriend?
[06:22] Masamune
    Wh-Why does that matter?
[06:24] Chinatsu
    Hey, when are you going to let me
    meet this supposed girlfriend of yours?
[06:29] Masamune
    What?
[06:29] Chinatsu
    Mom said she wants to meet her, too.
[06:32] Chinatsu
    Oh! Why don't we invite her
    over this weekend?
[06:35] Masamune
    Huh?! No way!
[06:37] Chinatsu
    Boo... I just want to be friends
    with your girlfriend.
[06:42] Masamune
    Well, eventually...
[06:45] Chinatsu
    Really?! You better!
[06:47] Masamune
    Oh, jeez. All right already.
[06:53] Tae
    White Day is next week.
[06:55] Tae
    Man, I can't wait to get all those return gifts.
[06:59] Girls
    Right?
[07:01] Man A
    Man, every single year! That pressure!
[07:04] Man B
    All because we accepted
    chocolates on Valentine's Day...
[07:06] Man C
    Even if it was obligatory!
[07:10] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    Why did you do that?
[07:13] (Flashback) Neko
    If I said it was for
    Masamune-sama's happiness...
[07:16] (Flashback) Neko
    Would ya think I'm oversteppin' my bounds?
[07:20] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    Huh?
[07:22] (Flashback) Neko
    Is being hurt, pushing yourself too hard,
    and lying to yourself really what love is?
[07:28] (Flashback) Neko
    No one can attain happiness from that.
[07:32] (Flashback) Neko
    That includes Aki-sama, of course.
[07:35] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san...
[07:37] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    I don't really understand, but...
[07:39] (Flashback) Neko
    To them, I'm sure I'm a villain.
[07:44] (Flashback) Neko
    But...
[07:46] (Flashback) Neko
    That's fine. That's perfectly fine.
[07:57] Yoshino
    I wonder why she wants to know about this...
[08:20] Masamune
    Man, I'm full.
[08:23] Aki
    I am, too. What a lovely meal.
[08:25] Masamune
    What, already?!
[08:27] Aki
    W-Well, I was too hungry
    earlier, so I already ate...
[08:32] Masamune
    Oh, okay.
[08:33] Masamune
    Yeah, there's no way you'd be
    satisfied with just five breads.
[08:38] Aki
    Oh, shut up!
[08:40] Masamune
    Oh, right. Did you see that
    photo I sent this morning?
[08:43] Aki
    Oh, of the snowman?
[08:45] Masamune
    Didn't that look awesome?
[08:47] Aki
    Ah... I just thought you had a lot of
    time on your hands in the morning.
[08:51] Masamune
    D'oh! That's so mean!
[08:54] Aki
    I'm kidding. You must be
    really close to your little sister.
[08:57] Aki
    Thanks for sending me this.
[09:01] Masamune
    So, hey... If you have time sometime...
[09:06] Masamune
    N-No, never mind!
[09:08] Masamune
    Don't worry about it!
[09:09] Aki
    Oh, just spit it out already.
[09:11] Masamune
    I'll tell you some other time.
[09:13] Aki
    Fine, I'll wait. But I won't get my hopes up.
[09:23] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san!
[09:27] Neko
    Kojuurou-sama, did you need something?
[09:30] Kojuurou
    U-Um...
[09:33] Kojuurou
    Why don't we walk home together?
[09:48] Neko
    It's actually quite nice walking
    home every once in a while.
[09:52] Kojuurou
    O-Oh, right. You usually
    get a ride to and from school.
[09:55] Kojuurou
    Sorry to ask you to do this on short notice.
[09:58] Neko
    It's perfectly fine.
[10:05] Neko
    You can be much harsher
    with me if you'd like.
[10:09] Neko
    Considering what I did, it wouldn't be
    unexpected for you to despise me.
[10:13] Kojuurou
    D-Despise you?!
[10:15] Kojuurou
    Don't say that! I'd never
    feel that way about you!
[10:20] Kojuurou
    Sure, I was a little surprised,
[10:22] Kojuurou
    but I was just worried about you.
[10:27] Neko
    I still don't regret what I said to Aki-sama...
[10:31] Neko
    But I'd be lying if I said
    that I didn't feel guilty.
[10:35] Neko
    It doesn't appear as though Aki-sama
    and Masamune-sama have broken up,
[10:38] Neko
    and part of me is relieved by that.
[10:43] Neko
    I wonder what I really am.
[10:47] Kojuurou
    To me, Fujinomiya-san...
[10:50] Kojuurou
    You're a very straightforward
    and kind person.
[10:57] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, it's Yoshino.
[10:59] Aki
    Come in.
[11:00] Yoshino
    I've finished looking into the
    thing you asked me about.
[11:03] Aki
    Thanks. That must have been rough.
[11:06] Yoshino
    Um...
[11:08] Aki
    Yes?
[11:09] Yoshino
    How have things been with
    Pig's Foo—I mean, Makabe?
[11:12] Aki
    What? Where did that come from?
[11:16] Yoshino
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:18] Aki
    It's all right. There's nothing
    for you to worry about.
[11:22] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[11:23] Aki
    Because you told me the truth,
    I don't have to doubt him anymore.
[11:30] Aki
    And thanks to that, I can now
    face him with how I truly feel.
[11:35] Aki
    Thanks, Yoshino.
SIGN    Adagaki Aki
[11:44] Masamune
    Adagaki-san?
[11:47] Masamune
    Hello?
[11:48] Aki
    Hey, Makabe? Is now a good time?
[11:51] Masamune
    Sure. What's up?
[11:52] Aki
    Do you want to go on a date this weekend?
[11:56] Masamune
    A da— Adagaki-san is inviting me?!
[11:59] Masamune
    Sure. I was actually about
    to ask you out on one, too.
[12:04] Aki
    Really? Great.
[12:06] Aki
    White Day is coming up, too.
[12:08] Masamune
    Who?! Wha— White Day?!
[12:11] Masamune
    Oh, shit. I had nothing planned.
[12:14] Masamune
    Uh, wait. I'm... supposed to
    give her something back, right?
[12:18] Masamune
    What do I give her?
[12:18] Masamune
    Like, how much?
    What situation should this be?
[12:20] Aki
    Also, Makabe... Are you listening?
[12:23] Masamune
    I-I'm listening. Of course I'm listening.
SIGN    White Day what to return to top choice
     White Day girlfriend date
     White Day recommended shops
     White Day recommended presents
[12:26] Aki
    Okay, good.
[12:28] Aki
    For this date, I'd like you
    to let me plan everything.
[12:32] Aki
    There's somewhere I'd like to take you.
[12:34] Masamune
    Ah... Yeah, sure.
    Did you want to go shopping?
[12:37] Aki
    Well,
[12:37] Aki
    something like that.
[12:39] Masamune
    Yeah? That seems pretty fun.
[12:42] Aki
    Perhaps.
[12:44] Masamune
    Okay, sounds good.
[12:46] Aki
    Yes. Goodnight.
[12:48] Masamune
    Goodnight.
[12:57] Chinatsu
    Let's see...
[12:59] Chinatsu
    Yeah, you should get her a ring.
[13:01] Masamune
    A ring?! For White Day?!
[13:04] Chinatsu
    Yeah! A ring would be great.
[13:07] Masamune
    Notion rejected!
[13:08] Chinatsu
    Aw, then how about
    an electric facial device?
[13:11] Masamune
    You just want one for yourself.
[13:14] Masamune
    Nope, she's no help at all.
[13:18] Kinue
    Well, since she gave you homemade
    chocolates for Valentine's Day,
[13:21] Kinue
    why don't you go all-out and
    make something for her, as well?
[13:25] Masamune
    Huh...
SIGN    Almond Powder
SIGN    Cake Flour
[13:27] Masamune
    Thirty-five grams of egg whites,
    thirty grams of granulated sugar,
[13:32] Masamune
    thirty-five grams of almond powder...
[13:35] Chinatsu
    What are you going to make?
[13:36] Masamune
    What else? Macarons,
    since girls like them so much.
[13:39] Chinatsu
    What? Really?
[13:41] Kinue
    Macarons are really hard to make.
    Are you sure about this?
[13:44] Chinatsu
    Yeah...
[13:45] Kinue
    Why not try something simpler, like cookies?
[13:48] Chinatsu
    Yeah, yeah...
[13:50] Masamune
    No, I'm going to make macarons.
[13:53] Masamune
    There's nothing that I can't do!
[13:58] Masamune
    Are macarons supposed to look like this?
[14:00] Chinatsu
    Nope. Not even close.
[14:05] Masamune
    How about this?
[14:06] Chinatsu
    Those are clearly just crackers.
[14:11] Masamune
    Well played, macarons...
[14:12] Masamune
    But I will not give up!
[14:15] Masamune
    Not ever!
[14:16] Masamune
    I'm going to... bake you up nice and round!
[14:20] Kojuurou
    So... you decided to just buy them.
[14:24] Masamune
    Yeah, I did. Do you know any good places?
[14:28] Kojuurou
    Well... What sweets does Adagaki-san like?
[14:32] Masamune
    Anything that tastes good.
[14:37] Masamune
    For better or for worse,
    Adagaki-san's got a sharp tongue.
[14:40] Masamune
    She won't be happy unless she gets the best.
[14:43] Kojuurou
    Hmm... Then I know the best place.
[14:53] Customers
    What?
[14:54] Customers
    So cute!
[14:55] Employee
    Thank you.
[14:56] Customer
    Thanks.
[14:58] Masamune
    Wow, this is crazy.
[15:00] Kojuurou
    I figured there'd be a lot of people.
[15:02] Masamune
    Why are there so many girls here?
[15:05] Kojuurou
    They're probably here for all the
    limited-edition White Day sweets.
[15:08] Kojuurou
    In some couples, the wife gives
    the return gift, not the husband.
[15:13] Masamune
    Wait, do you always shop at places like this?
[15:16] Kojuurou
    For a special treat every now
    and then. I love depachikas.
SIGN    Shortcake
SIGN    Éclair
SIGN    Chocolate Millefeuille
SIGN    Rare cheesecake
SIGN    Mocha Roll
SIGN    Millefeuille
[15:23] Kojuurou
    Wow!
[15:25] Kojuurou
    What a delicious-looking Mont Blanc!
[15:27] Kojuurou
    Oh, I guess this is pistachio cake.
[15:29] Masamune
    Yeah they do look really good.
SIGN    Pistachio Cake
[15:32] Masamune
    It's so expensive!
[15:33] Kojuurou
    That's standard for high-grade sweets.
[15:36] Masamune
    Seriously?
[15:37] Kojuurou
    Oh, since you're giving it to her
    in return for Valentine's Day,
[15:40] Kojuurou
    you might want to get something that'll keep.
[15:43] Kojuurou
    Like cookies or chocolates.
[15:45] Masamune
    There are so many. Which one should I get?
SIGN    White
    Day
    Fair
    Limited
    Time
    Shop
[15:53] Masamune
    Limited time?
[15:55] Kojuurou
    Apparently, this shop is only here right now.
[16:03] Customer
    So cute!
[16:03] Kojuurou
    Wow, they're so cute.
[16:04] Customer
    They're great.
[16:05] Masamune
    Yeah.
[16:06] Customer
    They are cute.
[16:09] Masamune
    It seems cheeky, sorta like Adagaki-san.
[16:13] Masamune
    Okay, I'll take it. May I get this, please?
[16:21] Masamune
    Thanks for everything today.
    You really helped.
[16:24] Kojuurou
    It's no big deal.
[16:26] Kojuurou
    I hope Adagaki-san likes it.
[16:29] Masamune
    Yeah.
[16:32] Masamune
    I see you bought some, too. Are they for you?
[16:34] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[16:35] Kojuurou
    N-No. I thought I'd give them to Fujinomiya-san.
[16:39] Masamune
    Huh? Even though you gave
    her a Valentine's Day gift?
[16:43] Kojuurou
    I did... But after looking at a few of these,
    I felt like giving her something.
[16:47] Masamune
    Well, I guess that's something you'd do.
[16:50] Masamune
    Oh, hey. Considering what time it is,
    why don't we get something to eat?
[16:54] Kojuurou
    Good idea. How about ramen?
[16:57] Masamune
    Ramen at night?
[17:00] Masamune
    That's so many calories, but I'll go with you.
[17:02] Kojuurou
    Yay!
[17:16] Narino
    Are you going on a date?
[17:18] Aki
    I see you're as sharp as usual.
[17:21] Narino
    Enjoying your youth, I see.
[17:26] Aki
    Well, I'll see you later.
[17:28] Yoshino
    Yes. Have a wonderful time.
[17:33] Narino
    You should enjoy your youth
    while you still can, too.
[17:40] Yoshino
    Whatever. I'm not even interested in that.
[17:50] Masamune
    This is the place, right?
[17:54] Suzuki
    Welcome.
[17:56] Masamune
    This is obviously just a regular drugstore.
[17:59] Masamune
    Why did we go to one in the next town?
[18:02] Suzuki
    Hello.
[18:05] Masamune
    Oh.
[18:06] Masamune
    Thank goodness.
    I thought I had the wrong place.
[18:09] Aki
    No, you didn't make a mistake.
    This is the place.
[18:13] Masamune
    Did you need to buy something?
[18:15] Aki
    Yes. One sec.
[18:19] Aki
    Excuse me.
[18:20] Suzuki
    Yes? How can I help you?
[18:22] Aki
    It's been a while. Do you remember me?
[18:26] Suzuki
    Huh?
[18:27] Aki
    You went to Higashi Elementary.
[18:29] Aki
    When you were little,
    you would play near my mansion.
[18:35] Suzuki
    O-Oh! The Adagaki place?
[18:39] Aki
    Yes. I'm the only daughter of that family.
[18:42] Aki
    And...
[18:44] Aki
    you used to bully him.
[18:53] Suzuki
    U-Um...
[18:54] Aki
    You don't remember?
[18:56] Aki
    Makabe Masamune. Back then,
    his name was Hayase Masamune.
[19:02] Suzuki
    Hayase...
[19:06] Suzuki
    Tubbymune?!
[19:08] Suzuki
    Seriously? I didn't recognize you at all!
[19:10] Masamune
    Uh, yeah.
[19:13] Suzuki
    You're like a totally different guy!
[19:14] Aki
    Right? Because he lost an
    incredible amount of weight.
[19:18] Suzuki
    Huh, I see.
[19:22] Female employee
    Hey, Suzuki-kun, are you
    done stocking the shelves?
[19:26] Suzuki
    S-Sorry!
[19:28] Aki
    Sorry to get in your way.
    Anyway, we'll be going now.
[19:35] Suzuki
    Hayase-kun!
[19:38] Suzuki
    Sorry about all that!
[19:52] Aki
    Have you calmed down?
[19:58] Masamune
    Were you planning this from the start?
[20:01] Aki
    Yes. How did you feel seeing him?
[20:05] Aki
    Were you scared?
[20:10] Masamune
    No. Surprisingly, I felt fine.
    Actually, it didn't even matter.
[20:17] Masamune
    I thought I'd freak out a little more.
[20:21] Aki
    I found out where some of the others
    are now. Do you want to see them?
[20:26] Masamune
    Nah.
[20:27] Aki
    I see. I figured.
[20:31] Aki
    You're stronger now, Masamune.
[20:36] Aki
    You worked really hard, you lost weight,
    and you were able to change.
[20:43] Aki
    You're okay now.
    Have more confidence in yourself.
[20:53] Aki
    Come on, stop that. Don't start
    crying after everything I just said.
[20:57] Masamune
    Sorry.
[21:00] Masamune
    Thank you, Aki-chan.
[21:05] Masamune
    Um, here.
[21:09] Masamune
    This isn't exactly to thank you
    for just now. It's for White Day.
[21:13] Aki
    Really? What's inside?
[21:16] Masamune
    White chocolate. Sorry it's so unoriginal.
[21:20] Aki
    The taste is more important than originality.
[21:32] Masamune
    I want to touch her... I wonder if I can.
[21:44] Aki
    But...
[21:46] Aki
    I'm sorry.
[21:48] Aki
    I can't accept this.
[21:53] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:55] Aki
    I think it's okay for at least one person to
    pick up what you're trying to throw away.
[22:02] Aki
    So...
[22:06] Aki
    Goodbye, Makabe Masamune-kun.

Season 2

E11 - Face Your Feelings

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[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[00:03] (Flashback) Aki
    I think it's okay for at least one person to
    pick up what you're trying to throw away.
[00:09] (Flashback) Aki
    So...
[00:13] (Flashback) Aki
    Goodbye, Makabe Masamune-kun.
SIGN    #11 "Face Your Feelings"
[01:47] Teacher
    Hoshino.
[01:48] Hoshino
    Here.
[01:50] Teacher
    Honjou.
[01:50] Honjou
    Here.
[01:52] Teacher
    Makabe.
[01:55] Teacher
    Makabe's absent again?
[01:58] Teacher
    Next, Mishima.
[02:00] Mishima
    Here.
[02:01] Teacher
    Mutou.
[02:02] Mutou
    Here.
[02:03] Teacher
    Yaguchi.
[02:06] Tae
    Man, Masamune-kun's still absent.
[02:10] Kojuurou
    Is this three days now?
[02:12] Neko
    Today is the fourth day.
[02:13] Kojuurou
    Spring break might start
    before he comes back.
[02:18] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, do you know anything?
[02:21] Neko
    No... I'm terribly sorry, but I do not.
[02:25] Kojuurou
    I've sent him messages,
    but he hasn't responded.
[02:29] Tae
    He's been ignoring you, too?
[02:31] Tae
    Is he so sick that he
    can't even get out of bed?
[02:33] Neko
    If his condition was that grave,
[02:35] Neko
    I don't think our teacher would be
    calling his name every morning.
[02:39] Tae
    True.
[02:40] Kojuurou
    Being absent without permission
    for three or four days won't
[02:44] Kojuurou
    damage his record, will it?
[02:45] Tae
    I'm not sure.
[02:48] Kojuurou
    Oh, it's Adagaki-san.
[02:52] Tae
    Adagaki-san!
[02:55] Aki
    Futaba-san.
[02:57] Tae
    Thank goodness. Perfect timing.
[03:00] Tae
    Hey, does Masamune-kun have,
    like, a cold or something?
[03:04] Aki
    A cold?
[03:05] Tae
    I mean, he's been absent for four days,
    and he hasn't contacted any of us.
[03:11] Aki
    Well, that sounds awful.
    I hope he's doing all right.
[03:14] Tae
    Wait... Did you not know?
[03:17] Aki
    I did not. This is the first I've heard of it.
[03:20] Tae
    Huh?! B-But you two are dating, aren't you?
[03:23] Aki
    No, we've broken up.
[03:34] Yoshino
    What do you mean, Aki-sama?
[03:37] Aki
    Exactly what it sounds like.
    I broke up with Makabe.
[03:40] Yoshino
    No... But you can't do that!
[03:43] Yoshino
    You can't, Aki-sama!
[03:45] Aki
    I don't remember you getting
    to decide that for me, Yoshino.
[03:51] Aki
    Anyway, it's over now.
    There's no point in discussing it further.
[04:03] Tae
    You didn't know about those two,
    either, Koiwai-san?
[04:07] Yoshino
    Not only did I not know...
    This is all a mistake.
[04:11] Tae
    A mistake?
[04:13] Yoshino
    After school, I'm going to Pig's Foot's—
    to Makabe-kun's house.
[04:17] Tae
    To visit him? Then I'll go, too.
[04:19] Kojuurou
    M-Me, too!
[04:21] Kojuurou
    What about you, Fujinomiya-san?
[04:25] Neko
    I'll also go.
[04:26] Yoshino
    I think someone triggered
    something they shouldn't have.
[04:30] Tae
    Um... Koiwai-san?
[04:32] Yoshino
    But if I can find out the reason,
    I'll know how to follow through.
[04:38] Tae
    Huh...
[04:40] Tae
    So this is what Masamune-kun's
    house looks like.
[04:43] Kojuurou
    I-It's pretty nice.
[04:46] Neko
    I believe that Koiwai-san
    and myself have visited before.
[04:50] Kojuurou
    What? Really?
[04:52] Yoshino
    It was incredibly awkward.
[04:55] Tae
    What do you mean?
[04:56] Tae
    I guess now's not the time for that.
[05:05] Yoshino
    Is no one home?
[05:06] Neko
    Now that you mention it,
    I don't see any lights on.
[05:09] Tae
    What?
[05:10] Kojuurou
    What should we do with these puddings?
[05:13] Kojuurou
    They're super fluffy ones,
    made with eggs from the highlands.
[05:15] Chinatsu
    Pudding?
[05:18] Yoshino
    Chinatsu-chan?
[05:26] Chinatsu
    I smell pudding!
[05:36] Chinatsu
    Yeah... Humans definitely
    can't live on just school meals.
[05:39] Chinatsu
    Thanks for the treat.
    They were super delicious!
[05:42] Kojuurou
    W-Were they? They're puddings from
    a pâtisserie that's all the rage right now.
[05:47] Chinatsu
    Are you my brother's friends?
[05:49] Chinatsu
    Yet you're this keen on sweets?
[05:53] Kojuurou
    Th-Thanks?
[05:58] Neko
    Pardon my asking, but has
    something happened at home?
[06:03] Chinatsu
    Well, my mom's been sorta, uh...
[06:14] Tae
    What's in there?
[06:15] Chinatsu
    My brother's room.
[06:21] Chinatsu
    Oh, sorry. I've been a bit busy.
[06:26] Chinatsu
    Mom? I'm coming in.
[06:34] Tae
    Whoa. All this stuff to get swole.
[06:36] Neko
    I guess that's not surprising
    coming from Masamune-sama.
[06:39] Chinatsu
    Mom, Onii-chan's friends are here to visit.
[06:46] Kinue
    Maa-kun? Is that you, Maa-kun?
[06:49] Chinatsu
    No, they're Onii-chan's friends.
[06:53] Chinatsu
    They brought pudding, too. Do you want some?
[06:55] Kinue
    No... Maa-kun...
[06:58] Kinue
    Why did you disappear, Maa-kun?
[07:02] Kinue
    Gyof.
[07:04] Kinue
    Waaah! Maa-kun!
[07:07] Kinue
    Why did you leave me?!
[07:08] Yoshino
    Leave? What does she mean?
[07:11] Chinatsu
    My brother ended up going to our grandpa's
    place in Shinshu, and he took all his stuff.
[07:17] Tae and Kojuurou
    What?!
[07:18] Kojuurou
    Shinshu?
[07:20] Tae
    I guess it wasn't a cold.
[07:22] Chinatsu
    He went out last weekend,
    and when he came back,
[07:26] Chinatsu
    he suddenly wouldn't listen to us.
[07:28] Kinue
    But I tried! I tried to stop him!
[07:32] Chinatsu
    Yes, yes.
[07:34] Chinatsu
    As you can see,
[07:35] Chinatsu
    Mom's not functioning as a person anymore,
    and the chores are just piling up.
[07:39] Chinatsu
    I have no idea what's going on.
[07:42] Yoshino
    Last weekend...
[07:44] Tae
    Any ideas?
[07:45] Yoshino
    He went on a date with Aki-sama.
[07:48] Tae
    Do you think something happened then?
[07:50] Neko
    That sounds quite likely.
[07:52] Tae
    Maybe Adagaki-san gave him a
    really mean nickname or something.
[07:56] Kojuurou
    And he decided to run away?
[07:59] Chinatsu
    We have no way of getting
    through to my brother.
[08:04] Chinatsu
    Whether he comes or goes,
    he won't listen to what we have to say.
[08:09] Chinatsu
    Even though he has all these people
    worrying about him now...
[08:14] Chinatsu
    My brother really is an idiot.
[08:18] Chinatsu
    I'm sorry about this,
    after you came to visit...
[08:20] Tae
    No, no. I'm sorry we dropped by out of the blue.
[08:23] Chinatsu
    It's fine. I think my mom
    regained some of her sanity.
[08:28] Chinatsu
    We can't get a hold of him,
    but if we hear anything, we'll contact you.
[08:33] Tae
    Thanks!
[08:34] Neko
    We look forward to hearing from you.
[08:39] Tae
    Well, that didn't really get us anywhere.
[08:41] Kojuurou
    But at least we know where he is now,
    even if all we can do is wait.
[08:47] Kojuurou
    I think waiting for him is important, too.
[08:50] Tae
    Yeah, you're right.
[08:54] Kojuurou
    I'll see you later.
[09:02] Tae
    Wait for him, huh?
[09:04] Neko
    Indeed.
[09:06] Tae
    But, man... Shinshu? That's so far.
[09:10] Neko
    It certainly doesn't change
    the fact that we're worried.
[09:14] Yoshino
    What do you mean by that, exactly?
[09:17] Yoshino
    What are you worried about?
[09:19] Yoshino
    You're actually happy, aren't you?
[09:20] Neko
    Koiwai-san?
[09:23] Yoshino
    This is all your fault to begin with.
[09:26] Yoshino
    You got into Aki-sama's head, and now
    you got exactly what you wanted.
[09:30] Tae
    Hey!
[09:31] Yoshino
    You went out of your way to
    do something so underhanded...
[09:33] Yoshino
    Even though Pig's Foot is never
    going to look your way anyway.
[09:42] Neko
    In that case, wouldn't you say what
    you've been doing is also rather deceitful?
[09:47] Yoshino
    Deceitful?
[09:48] Neko
    You've known where Masamune-sama's
    feelings lay for a long time.
[09:52] Neko
    And yet, you ignored them
    and sent Aki-sama after him.
[09:55] Neko
    Just to protect yourself,
    you lied about your own feelings!
[09:58] Yoshino
    My feelings don't matter here!
[10:00] Neko
    If this ain't deceit, then what is it?!
[10:03] Neko
    You're the biggest coward here!
[10:05] Neko
    Who cares about your past
    or Adagaki-san's past?!
[10:09] Neko
    I have nothing! I have absolutely nothing!
[10:19] Aki
    That's enough.
[10:21] Aki
    Stop fighting out here.
    You'll bother the neighbors.
[10:26] Aki
    Futaba-san, I'm sorry, but could
    you walk Fujinomiya-san home?
[10:31] Tae
    Sure.
[10:51] Aki
    Let's have a chat.
[10:54] Aki
    Just the two of us. One on one.
[11:14] Masamune
    I think that should do it.
[11:20] Masamune
    Oh, look at those flames go.
[11:24] Masamune
    It's not like staring at a bonfire
    is gonna give me any answers...
[11:28] Masamune
    But I really don't want to think
    about anything right now.
[11:32] Masamune
    I came here when I felt like this as a kid, too.
[11:37] Masamune
    But this time, I have no one to hate.
[11:42] Masamune
    So why...
[11:45] Grandpa
    Masamune.
[11:47] Masamune
    Grandfather.
[11:50] Grandpa
    What's this?
[11:52] Grandpa
    You're not allowed to bring
    snacks into this household.
[11:58] Masamune
    I'm terribly sorry. I wasn't thinking.
[12:11] Masamune
    I guess burning them doesn't even
    create a sweet scent or anything...
[12:28] Aki
    Thinking back on everything, I don't think
    we've ever had a proper conversation.
[12:34] Aki
    Not putting aside that I'm the daughter of
    the Adagaki family, and you're the daughter
[12:38] Aki
    of the Koiwai family who serves us.
[12:41] Yoshino
    Can we actually put aside
    status and talk, though?
[12:45] Aki
    I think I thought the same thing, which is
    why I never properly acknowledged you.
[12:51] Aki
    Even though you've been
    right by my side this whole time.
[12:56] Aki
    We've done so much together.
[12:58] Yoshino
    We have.
[12:59] Aki
    And you've done a lot for me.
[13:01] Yoshino
    I have...
[13:04] Yoshino
    A lot.
[13:12] Yoshino
    I wonder what kind of memories
    Aki-sama is remembering.
[13:17] Yoshino
    But this is my job.
[13:19] Aki
    It's because I've always relied on you so much
[13:23] Aki
    that your only choice was to
    kill off your own feelings...
[13:27] Aki
    Even though you like Makabe.
[13:34] Aki
    You couldn't say that even if you wanted to.
[13:37] Yoshino
    N-No... No, no, no, you're wro—
[13:44] Aki
    I'm sorry, Yoshino.
[13:46] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[13:47] Aki
    It must've been really hard this whole time.
[13:54] Aki
    Do you like him?
[13:59] Yoshino
    I just want you to be happy, Aki-sama...
[14:04] Aki
    Well, that's something for me to decide.
[14:07] Aki
    You don't need to worry about that.
[14:11] Yoshino
    But this is what I decided deep down.
[14:13] Yoshino
    I did something awful that
    could never be forgiven, so...
[14:17] Yoshino
    I need to make up for it, at least a little.
[14:21] Yoshino
    But when I spent more time with him...
SIGN    Contacts
[14:22] Sign
    Pig's Foot
[14:25] Yoshino
    I just...
[14:31] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Aki-sama!
[14:33] Aki
    I understand how you feel.
    So don't apologize.
[14:39] Aki
    This will be the last time
    I request something from you.
[14:44] Aki
    I want you to properly face your own feelings.
[14:49] Aki
    Go. Tell him how you feel yourself.
[14:58] Yoshino
    Okay, Aki-sama.
[15:05] Aki
    The next time we see each other,
    you can just call me "Aki"!
[15:23] Sign
    Karaoke
SIGN    Vocal Volume
SIGN    Stability
SIGN    Technique
SIGN    Enthusiasm
SIGN    Rhythm
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Comments:
SIGN    You are a very talented singer!
    
    You're definitely the honor student type.
[15:32] Sign
    Calories burned:
[15:32] Sign
    Stop Song to stop Previous Next to choose
[15:32] Sign
    Preview Next
[15:35] Tae
    You set a new record!
[15:38] Neko
    I'm honored.
[15:40] Tae
    Now, let's order more drinks!
[15:43] Neko
    Futaba-san, thank you for being so considerate.
[15:47] Tae
    What are you talking about?
[15:50] Tae
    The only ways to heal a broken heart
    are overeating and karaoke!
[15:54] Tae
    That's common knowledge for girls!
[15:56] Neko
    Common knowledge...
[15:58] Neko
    Well, I do think I feel a little better.
[16:01] Tae
    You know, it wouldn't hurt to
    look around you a bit more.
[16:04] Neko
    What do you mean?
[16:07] Tae
    For example, other classmates...
[16:10] Tae
    Like, what about Kojuurou-kyun?
[16:13] Tae
    Masamune x Kojuurou,
    a.k.a. MasaKoju, is my ship,
[16:18] Tae
    but I wouldn't mind sharing him with you.
[16:21] Neko
    I can't say I feel anything right now...
[16:24] Tae
    I see. I mean, I guess you did love him.
[16:29] Tae
    Say, Fujinomiya-san.
[16:31] Tae
    If you truly fall in love, there's something
    that will always remain with you.
[16:35] Tae
    No girl is truly empty inside.
[16:39] Neko
    Thank you very much, Futaba-san.
[16:42] Tae
    Okay! We should sing this next song together!
[16:46] Neko
    Oh, then maybe we should
    sing the Hada Pure song.
[16:49] Tae
    Okay!
[16:51] Tae
    Let's see... Okay, sent!
[16:56] Tae
    H-Huh?
[16:58] Neko
    That's not it?
[16:59] Tae
    What song is this?
[17:09] Yoshino
    Hey... Let me through.
SIGN    Chinatsu
    My grandpa's address is Otari,
    Nagano Prefecture...
SIGN    Hakutaka
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Kagayaki
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    10 cars
SIGN    Asama
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Hakutaka
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Asama
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Kagayaki
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    10 cars
[17:48] Yoshino
    I'm such a shameless liar.
[17:55] (Flashback) Girl A
    Look at him!
[17:57] (Flashback) Girl B
    Isn't Makabe Masamune-kun handsome?
[18:02] Yoshino
    When we reunited in high school,
    I felt like my breathing might stop.
[18:07] Yoshino
    I decided to see how things
    would go before setting a trap,
[18:10] Yoshino
    and the hot guy easily fell for it.
[18:13] Yoshino
    He's such a simpleton.
[18:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    I still have no regrets about
    trying to give that woman
[18:18] (Flashback) Masamune
    a taste of her own medicine.
[18:20] Yoshino
    And so stubborn at the most awkward times.
[18:23] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Don't get caught up in her pace.
[18:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    That's not happening.
[18:28] Yoshino
    He doesn't make any sense and he's oblivious.
[18:32] Yoshino
    So...
[18:34] Yoshino
    I never thought my heart would hurt.
[18:39] Yoshino
    I tried to pretend I didn't notice it.
[18:41] Yoshino
    I thought I could.
[18:43] Yoshino
    But...
[18:45] (Flashback) Masamune
    I think I had the most fun when
    I was devising my plan with you.
[18:50] Yoshino
    There was no way I could tell him...
[18:53] Yoshino
    that I had fun, too.
[18:57] Yoshino
    Even so, Aki-sama told me to move forward.
[19:10] Yoshino
    I'm getting off. Please let me through.
[19:14] Masamune
    Man, this fog is dense.
[19:18] Masamune
    I guess I'll clean up the firewood.
[19:38] Little Masamune
    Gwandfather... I can't run anymo—
[19:44] Masamune
    That's...
[19:50] Masamune
    Hey, Little Me.
[19:52] Little Masamune
    Hey, Big Me.
[19:53] Masamune
    Diet and exercise are pretty rough, huh?
    Why not run away?
[19:56] Little Masamune
    N-No! I can't!
[19:59] Masamune
    Why's that?
[20:01] Little Masamune
    Because I'm gonna get revenge!
[20:06] Masamune
    Revenge, huh?
[20:08] Little Masamune
    That's right! Revenge!
[20:10] Little Masamune
    I'm gonna get my revenge and make her pay!
[20:13] Little Masamune
    That's why I won't run away!
[20:17] Masamune
    Listen, Little Me.
[20:20] Masamune
    She's not your enemy.
[20:22] Masamune
    The enemy's already been defeated.
[20:24] Little Masamune
    Huh?
[20:25] Masamune
    I'm sure that just sounds like
    some pleasantries...
[20:28] Masamune
    But right now, there are no enemies
    in front of me. Not a single one.
[20:33] Masamune
    So... you don't have to worry.
[20:37] Masamune
    All your hard work won't go to waste, either.
[20:40] Masamune
    It might not be exactly how you imagined it...
[20:44] Masamune
    But you and I will be okay.
[20:50] Masamune
    Because we just had the
    wrong idea about something.
[20:54] Little Masamune
    Huh...
[20:59] Little Masamune
    This feels weird, but bye.
[21:02] Masamune
    Yeah, see you later.
[21:24] Masamune
    Well, guess I'll go for my morning run.
[21:30] Masamune
    What is that? A tanuki?
[21:36] Masamune
    Mas...
[21:40] Masamune
    Master?
[21:42] Yoshino
    Pig's... Foot...
[21:59] Masamune
    Ow...
[22:03] Masamune
    Mas—

Season 2

E12 - Dead or love?

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[00:10] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[00:12] Kinue
    Where are you, Maa-kun?
[00:17] Chinatsu
    He's probably out doing his morning run, right?
[00:19] Kinue
    Without eating breakfast?!
[00:26] Masamune
    It's spring, huh?
[00:28] Masamune
    Time really flies...
[02:13] Aki
    You're heading out, Yoshino?
[02:15] Yoshino
    Y-Yes, um...
[02:18] Aki
    A date?
[02:20] Yoshino
    I-I'll be back soon, okay?
[02:26] Aki
    She's such an open book.
[02:33] Aki
    I'm starving... I'm actually starving!
[02:36] Aki
    I should've had Yoshino
    make something before she left.
[02:41] Aki
    N-No! I can't rely on her for everything!
[02:44] Aki
    I need to be able to take care of myself!
SIGN    Shinshu
[02:53] Sign
    Wasabi-Flavored
    Nozawana Mustard Leaf
[02:54] Yoshino
    Um, I brought you soba noodles
    and pickled nozawana leaves.
[02:59] Yoshino
    I'm sorry I'm late.
[03:01] Aki
    Do you not know how to use a phone?
[03:03] Aki
    You just disappeared for the whole day!
[03:05] Aki
    I know you were going to Shinshu, but...
[03:15] Aki
    I was worried!
[03:17] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[03:19] Yoshino
    The pickled nozawana leaves are really good.
[03:23] Aki
    Forget that. How did it go?
[03:26] Aki
    Did it go well?
[03:35] Aki
    Warm up some cold rice...
[03:39] Aki
    Put the pickled nozawana on...
[03:42] Aki
    Add the tea.
[03:47] Aki
    Ochazuke with nozawana leaf is so good!
[03:50] Aki
    That's right! If I want to eat
    something, I can just make it myself!
[03:55] Aki
    I could do this any time I wanted!
[03:57] Aki
    Maybe it's because of the time
    I spent making chocolate?
[04:07] Aki
    It's time to give it up, Adagaki Aki.
[04:10] Aki
    Makabe and Yoshino are a couple now.
[04:24] Tae
    I'm in Class E, huh?
[04:26] Neko
    Futaba-san!
[04:27] Kojuurou
    Class Rep!
[04:29] Neko
    I look forward to another year together.
[04:31] Tae
    Huh?! We're in the same class?
[04:33] Tae
    Whew! I thought I'd be studying for entrance
    exams all by myself, but this'll be fun!
[04:40] Neko
    Indeed.
[04:41] Kanetsugu
    I hope so.
[04:47] Kanetsugu
    Just because we're all together
    doesn't mean it'll be fun.
[04:53] Neko
    Is that you, Gasou-san?
[04:56] Kojuurou
    That outfit...
[04:57] Kanetsugu
    I'm finally getting used to it.
[05:00] Kojuurou
    You're giving me an eyeful!
[05:11] Kojuurou
    Koiwai-san is in Class E, too.
[05:14] Tae
    It's our first time being in
    the same class, Koiwai-san!
[05:19] Neko
    It's a whole new school year.
[05:21] Neko
    I have no intention of dragging
    out any past feuds.
[05:24] Yoshino
    I'm sorry for everything.
[05:26] Neko
    Don't worry about it.
[05:27] Tae
    This is Class E, and...
SIGN    Adagaki Aki Hosokawa Yuuko
    Amano Misaki Makabe Masamune
    Arakawa Yousuke Maeda Kana
SIGN    Adagaki Aki
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
[05:38] Girls
    Makabe-kun's in our class?
[05:40] Girls
    Lucky us!
[05:42] Mari
    Aki-sama! Aki-sama!
[05:43] Mari
    We're together!
[05:45] Mari
    Kaneko-senpai told me to do
    everything I could to help you.
[05:49] Aki
    Wait. Wait a second.
[05:49] Mari
    If there's anything you need,
    anything at all...
[05:52] Aki
    Is this what I get?
[05:55] Masamune
    Hey, we're in the same class.
[05:57] Aki
    No!
[06:00] Aki
    H-How disappointing.
[06:02] Aki
    I wish we could've been in different
    classes, but we're together.
[06:05] Masamune
    Yeah?
[06:06] Masamune
    It's better than not knowing
    any of your classmates, isn't it?
[06:09] Mari
    She knows me!
[06:11] Masamune
    Well, I guess we'll be seeing
    each other in class.
[06:13] Aki
    Screw you!
[06:18] Aki
    Hell.
[06:20] Aki
    This is Hell!
[06:32] Masamune
    Adagaki-san, Adagaki-san.
[06:34] Masamune
    Do you know the answer to question 4?
[06:37] Aki
    O-Of course I do.
[06:40] Masamune
    Seriously?
[06:41] Masamune
    Can I see your answer?
[06:43] Masamune
    Oh, I see...
[06:45] Masamune
    So that's how it works.
[06:48] Aki
    Don't talk to me so casually.
[06:52] Aki
    It's like... It's like when we were dating!
[06:59] Aki
    I'll just do my best not to look at him.
[07:02] Aki
    That's right!
[07:03] Aki
    I can just keep my distance!
[07:10] Aki
    Just the right amount of salt,
    if I do say so myself.
[07:30] Aki
    Why do I have to hide like this?!
[07:32] Masamune
    Oh, Adagaki-san!
[07:35] Masamune
    Did you try this new bread thing?
[07:37] Masamune
    Gasou told me about it.
[07:39] Masamune
    It's a limited-time-only special!
[07:44] Aki
    What's your problem?
[07:46] Aki
    What are you trying to do here?
[07:48] Masamune
    What?
[07:50] Masamune
    I wanted to apologize—
[07:51] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[07:52] Masamune
    Koiwai-san?
[07:53] Yoshino
    Don't.
[07:55] Masamune
    But I—
[07:56] Yoshino
    Just come with me.
[08:07] Aki
    Don't shove it in my face like that,
    you two lovebirds!
[08:14] Masamune
    Koiwai-san, stop!
[08:16] Yoshino
    Call me Yoshino.
[08:18] Masamune
    Yoshino-san, you're being aggressive.
[08:22] Yoshino
    Not yet. Just a little more.
[08:25] Yoshino
    Now's not the time.
[08:30] Yoshino
    Wait just a little longer, and then...
[08:44] Aki
    Okay, here I go!
[08:46] Aki
    I have to move on!
[08:52] Yoshino
    I'm back.
[08:54] Aki
    You're late.
[09:04] Yoshino
    Whaaa?!
[09:07] Aki
    I didn't know you could yell like that.
[09:10] Yoshino
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened
    to your hair? Your hair!
[09:13] Aki
    I just needed a change of pace.
[09:15] Aki
    It's not that big a deal...
[09:18] Aki
    No, that's not true.
[09:20] Aki
    I just couldn't get over him like I was,
    so I decided to change things up.
[09:25] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[09:26] Aki
    You don't need to call me "Aki-sama."
[09:28] Aki
    I'm just a coward who's trying
    everything she can.
[09:31] Yoshino
    No...
[09:34] Yoshino
    You've got it all wrong, dummy!
[09:37] Yoshino
    I just wanted to play a little trick on you!
[09:40] Aki
    Yoshino? A "trick"?
[09:42] Masamune
    If you want to know, go to the school!
[09:44] Masamune
    The classroom!
[09:45] Masamune
    Pig's Foot is there!
[09:47] Aki
    Huh?
[09:48] Masamune
    Just go!
[09:51] Aki
    What's gotten into you?
[09:53] Aki
    Fine! I'm going! That's what you want, right?
[09:58] Yoshino
    Maybe this is how Aki-sama felt
    when she watched us leave together...
[10:15] Yoshino
    That day, I finally understood.
[10:23] Yoshino
    No cell signal...
[10:25] Yoshino
    Total darkness, with nobody around...
[10:27] Yoshino
    Spending eight years up here
    thinking of just one person...
[10:34] Yoshino
    You can't call that anything but...
[10:49] Yoshino
    But even so...
[10:52] Yoshino
    I still had to say it!
[11:08] Yoshino
    So... Aki-sama, you do it, too!
[11:18] Aki
    Where are you, Makabe?
[11:21] Aki
    I came, like your darling asked me to!
SIGN    For Adagaki Aki
[11:30] Aki
    This is what I did before...
[11:34] Aki
    Is this his way of getting back at me?
[11:36] Aki
    He's gonna regret this!
[11:37] Aki
    I'll give him a talking-to he won't forget!
[12:03] Aki
    It's so strange...
[12:05] Aki
    No matter where I go, it feels like he's here.
[12:09] Aki
    I have so many memories here, too.
[12:13] Aki
    It's been more than enough time
    for "hate" to turn to "love."
[12:30] Aki
    Makabe?
[12:33] Masamune
    Adagaki-san?
[12:35] Aki
    I knew you'd be here!
[12:36] Aki
    Stay right where you are!
[12:38] Aki
    I'm on my way!
[12:39] Makabe
    Huh? What's she saying?
[12:40] Aki
    Don't you dare move!
[12:41] Makabe
    I can't hear her...
[12:43] Makabe
    What did you say?
[12:59] Makabe
    What are you doing there?
[13:01] Aki
    That's my line!
[13:03] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait!
[13:04] Masamune
    That girl just can't stay put, can she?
[13:15] Aki
    You're in for such a talking-to!
[13:29] Masamune
    Gotcha!
[13:42] Masamune
    You made me run across half the damn
    school, you gun-jumping rich girl!
[13:46] Aki
    What does that even mean?!
[13:48] Aki
    Just leave me alone already!
[13:51] Aki
    I can tell you two are having
    the time of your lives together!
[13:54] Masamune
    But I wanted to apologize...
[13:57] Aki
    You don't need to apologize for dating Yoshino!
[14:04] Masamune
    I'm not dating her.
[14:06] Masamune
    I'm not dating Yoshino.
[14:09] Aki
    Huh?
[14:10] Masamune
    She asked me to, but I said no.
[14:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-Master?
[14:23] (Flashback) Masamune
    Master...
[14:25] (Flashback) Masamune
    Master.
[14:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    Master.
[14:30] (Flashback) Masamune
    What? What is it?
[14:34] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I love you, Pig's Foot.
[14:39] (Flashback) Masamune
    You came all the way out here
    to tell me that, huh?
[14:44] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Yeah.
[14:47] (Flashback) Masamune
    Thanks.
[14:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    You're always there for me.
[14:51] (Flashback) Masamune
    I rely on you way too much.
[14:54] (Flashback) Masamune
    You surprised me, though...
[14:56] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[14:57] (Flashback) Masamune
    There's something I have to say, too.
[15:00] (Flashback) Masamune
    But the person I have to say it to is...
[15:03] Masamune
    I spent a lot of time thinking about this.
    Maybe it's a waste of time.
[15:07] Masamune
    But I need to say it again,
    this time from the heart,
[15:11] Masamune
    or I can't move on.
[15:23] Yoshino
    Yeah.
[15:25] Yoshino
    You need to really mean it,
    or you won't be able to move on.
[15:31] Yoshino
    So...
[15:33] Yoshino
    Go get 'em, Pig's Foot!
[15:39] Aki
    You're not dating?
[15:41] Aki
    Then what are you apologizing for?
[15:43] Masamune
    When I was fat, eight years ago,
[15:46] Masamune
    I was sure you'd rejected me
    in a really mean way.
[15:48] Masamune
    So I wanted to get revenge.
[15:51] Masamune
    That's why I came to this school.
[15:54] Masamune
    But I was wrong about everything.
[15:56] Masamune
    What I've been doing this whole time...
    Why any of this happened...
[16:00] Masamune
    I didn't even know anymore.
[16:02] Masamune
    I didn't know what to do.
[16:04] Masamune
    I've made you suffer for so long...
[16:07] Masamune
    But even so... my letter...
[16:11] Aki
    Letter?
[16:12] Masamune
    The one in your hand.
[16:14] Masamune
    You haven't read it yet?
[16:16] Masamune
    I was hoping you'd read it tomorrow...
[16:20] Aki
    Tomorrow?
[16:21] Masamune
    And then we ran into each other...
SIGN    Please be my girlfriend
    -Makabe Masamune
[16:37] Masamune
    Will you be my girlfriend?
[16:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan!
[16:51] (Flashback) Aki
    Masamune...
[16:56] (Flashback) Masamune
    This is how I feel about you!
[16:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Please accept them!
[17:01] (Flashback) Aki
    You're sure?
[17:03] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[17:04] (Flashback) Aki
    You want someone like me?
[17:07] (Flashback) Masamune
    I don't want anyone but you!
[17:16] Masamune
    You cut your hair.
[17:18] Aki
    You rejected Yoshino? Are you stupid?
[17:22] Aki
    Are you serious about dating me?
[17:26] Masamune
    Is that bad?
[17:27] Aki
    And wait, you like me?
[17:30] Masamune
    I mean, I guess you could say that...
[17:33] Aki
    You "could" say that?
[17:34] Aki
    Is this some kind of joke?
[17:36] Masamune
    You're the only person
    I could work so hard for.
[17:42] Masamune
    When it all started, I was fat,
    but you were my goal.
[17:47] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki, the girl who was
    a huge brat, but so beautiful...
[17:52] Masamune
    I'll probably still make tons of mistakes
    and screw-ups from now on.
[17:55] Masamune
    But as long as I'm heading toward
    you, I feel like I'll be okay.
[18:01] Aki
    So this is all for your own sake, huh?
[18:05] Masamune
    Yeah.
[18:06] Aki
    You self-centered,
    self-obsessed, selfish egoist.
[18:10] Masamune
    So... what's your answer?
[18:14] Aki
    No...
[18:16] Aki
    My answer's not "no."
[18:18] Masamune
    Yes!
[18:19] Aki
    But are you sure?
[18:21] Masamune
    About what?
[18:22] Aki
    Can you... kiss me and stuff?
[18:25] Masamune
    Of course I can!
[18:30] Masamune
    W-Wait! I need to do warm-up stretches first!
[18:33] Aki
    Oh, come on!
[18:34] Masamune
    I'm just... really nervous...
[18:37] Aki
    I get it, but...
[19:10] Aki
    No!
[20:45] Students
    Five, four, three, two, one!
SIGN    42nd Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
[20:50] Kikune
    I'm lighting it!
[20:56] Mari
    The post-festival party will now begin.
[20:59] Mari
    Those of you who will be participating
    in the dance, come to the center.
[21:11] Tae
    Once this is over, it's time to start
    studying for entrance exams.
[21:15] Kojuurou
    I don't want to get separated from everyone!
[21:20] Kanetsugu
    Come on, that's still a long way off.
[21:22] Kojuurou
    It's not that long at all!
[21:24] Tae
    That's right.
[21:26] Tae
    It's not that much longer at all.
[21:28] Kanetsugu
    What, you, too?
[21:30] Tae
    I mean, we had that Snow White battle and
    everything at last year's cultural festival.
[21:35] Kojuurou
    The winner got to dance with Adagaki-san
    at the post-festival party, right?
[21:40] Kanetsugu
    W-Well, you know, Makabe and
    Aki-chan ended up appearing together,
[21:45] Kanetsugu
    and everyone kind of forgot about it.
[21:47] Kanetsugu
    So she didn't dance with anyone, but...
[21:53] Neko
    Before, I thought that
    Masamune-sama liked you.
[22:00] Yoshino
    It's not like that.
[22:01] Yoshino
    I'm his "master."
[22:04] Yoshino
    That's why he didn't break out in hives.
[22:06] Yoshino
    Because he feels safer
    around me than anyone else.
[22:09] Neko
    I see.
[22:10] Neko
    So I can assume he saw me
    as an attractive woman, then?
[22:15] Yoshino
    He didn't end up with either of us, though.
[22:20] Neko
    Futaba-san said before
[22:22] Neko
    that if you truly fall in love, there's
    something that will always remain with you.
[22:27] Yoshino
    There were a lot of mix-ups along the way,
[22:30] Yoshino
    but I think this was for the best.
[22:34] Neko
    Yeah.
[22:37] Aki
    There was a chance I'd end up dancing
    with Gasou Kanetsugu back then.
[22:43] Masamune
    No way.
[22:44] Masamune
    I would've stopped it, no matter what.
[22:46] Aki
    Even though you were out with a fever?
[22:49] Masamune
    Anything to dance with you.
[22:53] Masamune
    Now, once more...
[22:55] Masamune
    My great wish, my great ambition...
[22:58] Masamune
    Will you do me the honor of a dance?
[23:04] Aki
    Is this your revenge? Or...
[23:08] Masamune
    My respect. For the Cruel Princess.
[23:14] Aki
    I think I could give you the
    perfect nickname now.
[23:19] Aki
    Want to know what it is?
[23:21] Masamune
    I'll ask later, I think.