Season 2

E1 - The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:03] (Flashback) Aki
    I won't fall for you.
[00:06] (Flashback) Aki
    You're just a Pig's Foot.
[00:20] Masamune
    Makabe Masamune at his
    absolute best yet again today.
[00:24] Masamune
    I am truly like the rising sun!
[00:27] Chinatsu
    Yikes, guess you're still full of yourself.
[00:31] Masamune
    Gah!
[00:32] Masamune
    Chinatsu! I thought I told you
    not to just barge in here!
[00:36] Chinatsu
    Yeah, whatever. Man, you're loud.
[00:38] Chinatsu
    Control yourself when you're in France.
[00:40] Chinatsu
    Don't embarrass all of Japan.
SIGN    Class Trip France
SIGN    Yasaka High School
[00:43] Kinue
    Good morning, Maa-kun and Chinatsu-chan!
[00:45] Kinue
    It's time for breakfast.
[00:47] Kinue
    You're leaving today, aren't you?
[00:49] Kinue
    I went all-out for you today!
[00:51] Kinue
    There's fried chicken,
    fried shrimp, and even gratin!
SIGN    High in calories
SIGN    High in calories
SIGN    High in calories
[00:55] Chinatsu
    Yay, gratin!
[00:57] Kinue
    Maa-kun, is there anything
    else you'd like to ea—
[00:59] Masamune
    Both of you, out!
[01:02] Masamune
    Damn that loli hag...
[01:04] Masamune
    How could I eat something so high
    in calories first thing in the morning?
[01:10] Masamune
    The greatest opportunity since the
    cultural festival has presented itself!
[01:13] Masamune
    The City of Flowers is truly a perfect
    place to exact my revenge.
[01:16] Masamune
    And that's when I'll get a checkmate
    in my Dead or Love plan!
[01:27] Yoshino
    Are you ready, Aki-sama?
[01:30] Aki
    Yes.
[01:32] Aki
    Could you take my suitcase, Yoshino?
[01:34] Yoshino
    As you wish.
[01:46] Chinatsu
    Get me a gift, 'kay thanks.
[01:48] Kinue
    Maa-kun, come home soon, okay?
[01:51] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[01:52] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah. I'll see you later.
SIGN    #1 "The Wee Parisian Mademoiselle"
[03:33] Frank
    Dearest Muriel, I saw the piece you sent me.
[03:38] Frank
    It's quite a masterpiece.
[03:40] Frank
    One piece of advice I have for you:
[03:42] Frank
    you should learn more about
    Japanese high school students.
[03:46] Muriel
    So it is hopeless.
[03:48] Muriel
    No matter how much I practice...
[03:54] Muriel
    High school students from Japon...
[03:58] Muriel
    They're just too far away.
[04:00] Masamune
    Wow...
[04:02] Tour guide
    An art museum was made in the
    Louvre Palace during the French Revolution.
[04:07] Tour guide
    It can easily be called the
    greatest art museum in the world.
SIGN    Traveling Through France
[04:11] Kojuurou
    Sans crème s'il vous plait...
[04:14] Kojuurou
    "Without whipped cream, please."
[04:17] Masamune
    I've never seen Kojuurou
    study so hard in his life.
[04:21] Kojuurou
    What should I do, Makabe-kun?
[04:23] Kojuurou
    We're in the land of macarons,
    canelés, and bon bon chocolats!
[04:26] Kojuurou
    Can you believe it?!
[04:27] Masamune
    Try to calm down a bit, Kojuurou.
[04:29] Tae
    Fashion! The Opera House! Ballet!
[04:32] Tae
    Love and romance! Amore!
[04:36] Masamune
    What you're trying to say is...
[04:38] Neko
    What you're trying to say
    is "amour," Futaba-san.
[04:41] Neko
    "Amore" is Italian.
[04:58] Masamune
    So you've come, Cruel Princess.
[05:00] Gasou
    Aki-chan, there was a
    churros shop over there.
[05:04] Masamune
    And there's the bumpkin fiancé.
[05:06] Masamune
    There he goes, getting in my way again.
[05:12] Masamune
    No, no. Calm down.
[05:14] Masamune
    For me, this class trip should be—
[05:23] Masamune
    We're definitely in the land of amour!
    PDA everywhere!
[05:28] Masamune
    This country is truly the best place for this.
[05:32] Masamune
    I'm going to make Adagaki Aki fall for me,
    and then dump her on the spot.
[05:38] Masamune
    So that I can move my
    Dead or Love plan forward!
[05:42] Masamune
    Just you wait, Cruel Princess!
[05:44] Masamune
    The rising sun...
[05:46] Masamune
    No, Soleil le Vant!
[05:49] Aki
    Hey.
[05:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:51] Aki
    Could you keep some time open
    during our free periods on this trip?
[05:54] Masamune
    What's that supposed to mean?
[05:57] Aki
    Exactly what it sounds like.
[05:59] Aki
    I've been thinking ever
    since the cultural festival
[06:02] Aki
    that I should actually take some
    time to properly talk to you.
[06:06] Masamune
    Th-This is... Wait, what the heck's going on?
[06:09] Aki
    Anyway, this is a promise!
    I'll make you pay if you break it!
[06:14] Masamune
    U-Uh, w-wait—
[06:19] Masamune
    O-Oh, no! A French girl?
[06:22] Aki
    Hey!
[06:23] Masamune
    H-How do I apologize?
SIGN    Schedule Book
SIGN    Translation
[06:27] Masamune
    Excusez moi!
[06:31] Muriel
    Ca nefaitrien.
[06:32] Masamune
    An eyepatch?
[06:34] Muriel
    Are you Japonais?
[06:37] Masamune and Aki
    Did she just speak Japanese?
[06:39] Masamune
    Y-Yes, I'm Japanese. I'm in high school.
[06:44] Muriel
    A high school student...
[06:46] Muriel
    Japanese...
[06:50] Muriel
    Yes! You're the one I was
    looking for, my Chikuwa-kun!
[06:58] Muriel
    My name is Muriel Besson!
[07:02] Muriel
    I am a second-year in high school.
[07:04] Masamune
    I'm Makabe Masamune.
[07:06] Aki
    I'm Adagaki Aki.
[07:08] Masamune
    Your Japanese is very good.
    Did you study it somewhere?
[07:11] Muriel
    Why, yes! I learned a lot from
    anime and manga from Japon, I did!
[07:16] Masamune
    Manga, eh?
[07:18] Muriel
    Manga from Japon is fantastic!
[07:21] Muriel
    Every time my brother goes to Tokyo for work,
    I ask him to buy me lots of manga!
[07:26] Masamune
    She's...
[07:28] Aki and Masamune
    ...definitely an otaku.
[07:30] Muriel
    I hope that one day I'll be able
    to draw manga like that, I do.
[07:34] Masamune
    Wait, you?
[07:37] Muriel
    Well, we do have bande dessinée in France.
[07:42] Muriel
    But what I want to draw is
    Japonais manga, it is!
[07:50] Masamune
    You drew this?
[07:51] Muriel
    Yes! I still have much to work on, but...
SIGN    Leave it to Tsumire
[08:05] Muriel
    I want to draw a poppy and exciting rom-com
    about Tsumire-san, who lives in Tokyo!
[08:12] Masamune
    Rom-com?!
[08:13] Aki
    Why in the world are the names of the
    heroine and hero Tsumire and Chikuwa?
[08:17] Muriel
    Because my favorite Japanese food is oden!
[08:23] Muriel
    Does something seem off to you?
[08:27] Masamune
    I'm not sure if "off" is the right word...
[08:29] Aki
    I do have a lot of questions...
[08:32] Muriel
    My older brother also told me
[08:34] Muriel
    that I should learn more about
    Japanese high school students.
[08:39] Muriel
    When I first saw you, I thought Chikuwa-kun
    was standing right in front of me!
[08:43] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:44] Muriel
    You're the ideal Japanese
    high school boy, Masamune.
[08:48] Muriel
    Please let me use you
    as a model for my manga!
[08:51] Masamune
    What?!
[08:52] Aki
    What?
[08:52] Muriel
    What do real high school boys think about?
[08:56] Muriel
    Do you prefer toast for breakfast?
    Or perhaps sushi?
[08:59] Masamune
    Um...
[09:00] Muriel
    Yes?
[09:02] Masamune
    I'm flattered that you're so interested,
[09:05] Masamune
    but I'm currently on vacation...
[09:08] Muriel
    Is there any way you'd consider it?
[09:14] Masamune
    What do I do?
[09:16] Aki
    Hey, are you saying you don't care
    about your promise with me?
[09:22] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Muriel-san.
[09:23] Masamune
    We're but humble high school
    students on their class trip.
[09:26] Muriel
    Humble?
[09:29] Muriel
    Oh, you mean like the samurai?
[09:31] Masamune
    No.
[09:33] Masamune
    A-Anyway, we have to stay with our class,
    so we don't have much free time,
[09:38] Masamune
    and when I do, I plan to go around with her.
[09:44] Aki
    Hey! What's the big idea?
[09:46] Masamune
    Throw me a bone here!
[09:49] Masamune
    So, even though I'd like to help
    you out, I just don't have time.
[09:52] Masamune
    I'm really sorry.
[09:55] Muriel
    I see...
[09:57] Muriel
    I cannot force you, I cannot.
[10:00] Masamune
    I'll be rooting for you. Good luck.
[10:19] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san, do you like that painting?
[10:22] Neko
    Yes, though I'm not sure if
    "like" is the right word.
[10:24] Neko
    I just feel uneasy looking at it.
[10:28] Neko
    Look, they're not wearing anything on top.
[10:32] Kojuurou
    Oh, right.
[10:33] Neko
    Feeling cold can lead to many ailments.
    I want to lend them something to wear.
[10:38] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san's so nice...
[10:42] Kojuurou
    Oh, yeah, Fujinomiya-san!
[10:43] Neko
    Yes?
[10:45] Kojuurou
    Um, um, um...
[10:50] Neko
    You're looking quite pale
    yourself, Kojuurou-san.
[10:52] Kojuurou
    No! I'm totally fine.
[10:56] Neko
    Oh?
[11:02] Tae
    What's the matter, you two?!
[11:04] Neko
    Can someone get us some stretchers?
[11:07] Aki
    Mind your own business, Commando.
[11:10] Aki
    I don't want to excite them any more.
[11:13] Kojuurou; Neko; Tae
    "Them"?
[11:15] Aki
    We're safe here, aren't we?
[11:17] Masamune
    Yeah, it looks like it.
[11:24] Masamune and Aki
    I thought I was going to die...
[11:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    She sure was strange.
[11:31] (Flashback) Aki
    I'll say that she's definitely passionate.
[11:36] (Flashback) Aki
    Anyway, get off of me already!
[11:39] (Flashback) Masamune
    Whoa...
[11:42] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry...
[11:45] (Flashback) Aki
    Makabe.
[11:53] (Flashback) Skinhead
    Venez.
[12:03] Masamune
    Adagaki-san, is your French decent?
[12:06] Aki
    I can basically say, "Can I get the check,"
[12:08] Aki
    and "Is there anyone who understands Japanese?"
[12:11] Masamune
    Good. We're on the same level.
[12:13] Aki
    Why are you relieved
    right now?! Are you stupid?
[12:18] Masamune
    M-Marcy bocut!
[12:20] Masamune
    Crowassant!
[12:21] Masamune
    Escargoo!
[12:22] Masamune
    Arch of Triumph! Huh?
[12:25] Frank
    It's a pleasure to meet you, 3D Chikuwa-kun.
[12:30] Frank
    My name is Frank Besson.
[12:32] Frank
    I'm the older brother of the
    girl you just rejected, Muriel.
[12:37] Frank
    My position is the reverse of yours right now.
    I'm actually in Tokyo on business.
[12:41] Frank
    Japan sure is a nice place.
[12:45] Masamune
    B-Business, you say?
[12:48] Frank
    No matter. That's not the
    issue here. It's what you did.
[12:53] Frank
    Why did you decline Muriel's request?
[12:55] Masamune
    Huh? Uh...
[12:57] Frank
    The worst sin you can commit
    in this world is making Muriel cry.
[13:01] Frank
    The second-worst sin you can commit
    in this world is disappointing Muriel!
[13:07] Frank
    If you want to stay with that girl there,
[13:10] Frank
    how about you two teach Muriel
    the essence of a rom-com?
[13:14] Frank
    That's simple enough, isn't it, Chikuwa-kun?
[13:22] Yoshino
    Ah... So when you get a day with free time,
[13:25] Yoshino
    you have to spend it with Aki-sama
    and this otaku mademoiselle.
[13:30] Yoshino
    Can I ask how that happened?
[13:33] Masamune
    I honestly have no idea.
[13:38] Masamune
    I'm sorry. Everything was ruined despite
    you setting it all up for me, Master.
[13:44] Yoshino
    Me? What did I do?
[13:47] Masamune
    You didn't?
[13:48] Masamune
    I figured the Cruel Princess
    wouldn't invite me to talk to her
[13:52] Masamune
    one-on-one without your help...
[13:56] Masamune
    Seriously?
[13:58] Masamune
    Wait, does that mean she invited me herself?
[14:03] Yoshino
    I'm honestly surprised myself.
[14:05] (Flashback) Aki
    I should actually take some
    time to properly talk to you.
[14:10] Masamune
    She looked pretty serious...
[14:13] Yoshino
    But it's a good thing that
    Aki-sama seems proactive.
[14:16] Masamune
    R-Right...
[14:18] Yoshino
    I'll help you out so that
    no one else gets in your way.
[14:23] Masamune
    Thanks.
[14:31] Masamune
    Oh, sorry. Kojuurou and the
    others are waiting for me.
[14:41] Masamune
    Master.
[14:44] Masamune
    I'm seriously counting on you.
[14:56] Male student
    How long are you gonna be in
    the shower? Get out already, Gasou.
[15:00] Gasou
    Sorry. Just hang on a little longer.
[15:04] Gasou
    Jeez, I can't even get changed
    in peace. How annoying.
[15:09] (Flashback) Gasou
    Aki-chan, there was a churros shop over there.
[15:12] (Flashback) Gasou
    Why don't we go there together?
[15:15] (Flashback) Aki
    Sorry, I've got something to do.
[15:19] Gasou
    Makabe Masamune.
[15:20] Gasou
    You accursed man.
[15:23] Gasou
    I need money, damn it...
[15:25] Gasou
    So that I can preserve the Gasou name and status.
[15:29] Gasou
    Love and gender don't matter.
[15:31] Gasou
    Money is everything.
[15:34] Gasou
    I catch a red snapper using a shrimp...
[15:37] Gasou
    Nay, I'll catch money using love.
[15:40] Gasou
    I call this brilliant plan... "Fishing."
[15:49] Masamune
    I guess neither of us got any sleep.
[15:52] Masamune
    Okay, let's go, Adagaki-san.
[15:55] Aki
    Right...
[15:57] Kojuurou
    Are you really okay?
[15:59] Kojuurou
    Weren't you threatened
    by some really scary people?
[16:01] Tae
    Want us to tag along quietly?
[16:04] Masamune
    I think we'll be fine...
[16:06] Aki
    We're counting on you if we don't
    make it back in time, Commando.
[16:20] Muriel
    Masamune! Aki!
[16:22] Muriel
    You actually came, you did!
[16:24] Muriel
    I was so excited for today that
    I was tingling with excitement!
[16:29] Masamune
    Do you mean "trembling with excitement"?
[16:31] Muriel
    Oui!
[16:34] Masamune
    She's so serious about this...
[16:37] Masamune
    Ah, well...
[16:41] Masamune
    Okay, let's begin.
[16:43] Masamune
    First, Besson-san...
[16:45] Muriel
    You can call me Muriel.
[16:47] Masamune
    Okay, Muriel.
[16:48] Masamune
    There's something I want to
    ask you about this manga.
[16:51] Muriel
    Really?
[16:54] Masamune
    First, this right here.
[16:56] Masamune
    He asked her out three panels ago,
    and they're totally a thing now.
[17:01] Muriel
    Is there a problem with that?
[17:04] Masamune
    As someone who's read all the volumes of
    the monumental classic of romance manga,
[17:09] Masamune
    "Rose-eyed Steroid," let me say...
[17:11] Masamune
    When it comes to rom-coms...
[17:13] Masamune
    Once they both fall for each other,
    80% of the story is over!
[17:16] Masamune
    Tease! Tease until you can tease no more!
[17:19] Muriel
    Tease?
[17:20] Masamune
    Yes.
[17:21] Masamune
    You can make it all count in the remaining 20%,
[17:24] Masamune
    but it's a cruel path that
    I cannot recommend to beginners.
[17:29] Muriel
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[17:30] Masamune
    But why?!
[17:32] Muriel
    I mean, they like each other, right?
[17:34] Muriel
    Then they should tell each other.
[17:38] Muriel
    Staring at each other like this
[17:42] Muriel
    and kissing might also be good.
[17:44] Masamune
    Hey!
[17:45] Muriel
    Je t'adore.
[17:49] Aki
    Wait, wait, wait!
[17:52] Aki
    Unlike French people, normal Japanese people
[17:55] Aki
    can't easily tell someone
    else their feelings!
[17:58] Aki
    There are times we want to
    be honest, but we can't!
[18:01] Masamune
    Or something from their past
    might be holding them back.
[18:04] Masamune
    A lot can happen.
[18:06] Muriel
    So even if you have feelings for each other,
[18:08] Muriel
    there's some reason you can't tell them?
[18:10] Masamune and Aki
    Yes, exactly!
[18:12] Muriel
    Are you talking about you two?
[18:17] Aki
    A-A-A-A-A-Are you stupid?!
[18:20] Muriel
    Aki, your Japanese is hard to understand
    because you speak so fast, it is.
[18:24] Aki
    I'm telling you that's inconceivable!
[18:28] Aki
    Anyway!
[18:29] Aki
    What you need to learn is
    the Japanese form of love.
[18:32] Aki
    You are forbidden from becoming
    romantically involved with someone.
[18:35] Aki
    Understood?
[18:36] Muriel
    I understand, I do.
[18:38] Aki
    We'll show you how things are done
    as characters in a rom-com,
[18:42] Aki
    so make sure you pay attention.
[18:43] Masamune
    Huh?
[18:44] Muriel
    Yes! I'm looking forward to this, yes!
[18:46] Aki
    Honestly. You're so illogical.
[18:50] Aki
    Now, then. To show you how it's done...
[18:52] Aki
    How it's done...
[18:53] Aki
    How do we do that, exactly?
[18:57] Masamune
    You didn't think about what to show her, huh?
[19:06] Masamune
    Japanese romance? I mean...
[19:08] Aki
    What should we show her, exactly?
[19:14] Tae
    We hit the jackpot!
[19:16] Kojuurou
    What do you think, Fujinomiya-san?
[19:17] Neko
    I think Masamune-sama might
    enjoy this level of sweetness.
[19:23] Kojuurou
    Yeah, you're right.
[19:28] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, do you
    still like Masamune-kun?
[19:31] Kojuurou
    Huh? Huh?!
[19:34] Neko
    Is that a bit too pathetic
    after he rejected me?
[19:37] Tae
    Not at all! Really!
[19:41] Neko
    Sometimes, I think about what could've been.
[19:45] Neko
    Perhaps if we had met in
    a slightly different way...
[19:47] Neko
    Maybe if there wasn't a lie
    involved from the start...
[19:51] Neko
    But if I didn't have that lie,
    I would've been too scared to approach him.
[19:55] Neko
    I'm sure he's going to suffer
    even more from now on.
[19:59] Neko
    Just like me.
[20:02] Neko
    I'm sort of looking forward
    to that day, but also not.
[20:06] Neko
    It's rather complicated.
[20:09] Kojuurou
    I can't really understand complicated things,
[20:13] Kojuurou
    b-but since you're so confused
    by this, Fujinomiya-san...
[20:19] Kojuurou
    I think you're very profound!
[20:24] Neko
    Thank you very much, Kojuurou-san.
[20:27] Neko
    What lovely words of encouragement.
[20:32] Kojuurou
    I'm such a loser.
[20:37] Kojuurou
    Oh?
[20:39] Neko
    Is something the matter?
[20:41] Kojuurou
    Maybe I'm seeing things...
[20:44] Kojuurou
    Yeah, I think I am.
[20:50] Gasou
    Hey, is this really the right way?
[20:53] Yoshino
    I think we got it right this time. I'm sorry.
[20:59] Gasou
    Aki-chan wanted to tell me
    something personally, right?
[21:02] Gasou
    I can't keep her waiting, then.
[21:04] Yoshino
    Sorry. Just a little farther.
[21:08] Yoshino
    Until free time is over...
[21:11] Gasou
    You just keep apologizing over and over.
[21:21] Gasou
    Hey. Are you hiding something from me?
[21:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[21:28] Yoshino
    I was actually lying when I said
    Aki-sama was waiting for you.
[21:31] Gasou
    What? Why would you lie
    about something like that?
[21:35] Yoshino
    Because... I wanted to spend as much time
    with you as I could, Kanetsugu-sama.
[21:42] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kanetsugu-sama.
[21:46] Gasou
    O-Oh, jeez...
[21:51] Gasou
    Yeah, right.
[21:53] Gasou
    I'm not gonna fall for that anymore,
[22:00] Gasou
    you betraying little witch.

E2 - The Princess's Confession

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:06] Yoshino
    Betraying little witch...
[00:08] Yoshino
    Yeah...
[00:09] Yoshino
    That's a perfect name for me.
SIGN    #2 "The Princess's Confession"
[01:47] Gasou
    I mean, the Koiwais,
    the servants of the Adagaki family,
[01:50] Gasou
    are pretty famous for that.
[01:53] Gasou
    Wouldn't this be going against
    your master's wishes?
[01:57] Gasou
    I'm Adagaki Aki's fiancé.
[02:01] Gasou
    You're ignoring your master and secretly
    meeting with Makabe Masamune.
[02:04] Gasou
    I wonder what they'd say if
    they ever found out about that.
[02:08] Yoshino
    Sure, why not?
[02:10] Yoshino
    If you want to snitch on me, go ahead.
[02:14] Gasou
    Wow... I guess that didn't hurt at all.
[02:17] Yoshino
    Unfortunately, no.
[02:20] Gasou
    Oh, by the way, when I said "them,"
    I didn't mean Aki-chan.
[02:24] Gasou
    I was talking about your parents.
[02:28] Gasou
    I mean, honestly, your feelings
    are pretty understandable.
[02:31] Gasou
    Because you're like me.
[02:34] Yoshino
    You...
[02:35] Gasou
    Aki-chan's pretty pure, too.
[02:38] Gasou
    I'm pretty sure I'll have no
    problem winning her over.
[02:42] Gasou
    But if the families get involved,
    things will be different.
[02:46] Gasou
    You can't break away from
    the status you were born into.
[02:49] Gasou
    Not even a step.
[02:53] Gasou
    I mean, if you could,
    you wouldn't come all the way to Paris
[02:56] Gasou
    dealing with this warped
    master-servant relationship.
[03:02] Yoshino
    Don't speak as if you know me.
[03:04] Yoshino
    I'm only doing what I'm doing
    because you're unworthy of Aki-sama.
[03:08] Yoshino
    I've thought that ever since you
    appeared at the Adagaki home.
[03:11] Yoshino
    You're so conniving.
[03:13] Gasou
    Oh? And how am I conniving, exactly?
[03:16] Gasou
    I very much plan on bringing
    some grandchildren into the world.
[03:19] Yoshino
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[03:20] Yoshino
    You're acting like someone who's
    precious to Aki-sama and lyi—
[03:32] Chibi Yoshino
    Are you going to say it?
[03:35] Chibi Yoshino
    Don't blame me if they
    find out about that thing.
[03:43] Gasou
    See?
[03:44] Gasou
    You saying those things just because you
    don't like me really won't get through to me.
[03:49] Gasou
    But anyway, your parents are pissed.
[03:52] Gasou
    They're wondering what you're doing,
    skipping out on work like this.
[03:56] Gasou
    You should probably lay low for a while
[03:59] Gasou
    so they don't relieve you
    of your attendant duties.
[04:23] Aki
    Show how it's done?
[04:25] Masamune
    How are we supposed to do that?
[04:31] Masamune
    C-Calm down, me! How lame
    would I be if I lost my cool here?
[04:35] Masamune
    In the end, this is just part
    of the Dead or Love plan.
[04:38] Masamune
    I just need to take the lead!
[04:44] Aki
    Hey—
[04:49] Masamune
    Let's go for a little walk.
[04:52] Aki
    Right...
[04:58] Muriel
    I see. It seems like they're really going for it.
[05:04] Muriel
    It's very clear that you're working hard to
    lessen the distance between you two, it is.
[05:07] Masamune
    This French girl doesn't hold back!
[05:16] Masamune
    What a beautiful city...
[05:18] Masamune and Aki
    Next...
[05:20] Aki
    Why, yes...
[05:21] Masamune and Aki
    What do we do next?
[05:31] Aki
    I never thought I'd be walking
    side by side with you like this.
[05:35] Masamune
    Me, neither.
[05:43] Muriel (Aki)
    Next, let's wander around Akiba.
[05:46] Muriel (Aki)
    There will be anime, games,
    and manga waiting for us there!
[05:50] Muriel (Masamune)
    When I'm with you, I could walk
    to the end of the Mansei Bridge!
[05:56] Aki
    Could you stop awkwardly dubbing over us?
[05:59] Muriel
    Aw, but I thought it was a good idea, I did.
[06:01] Aki
    You can let your creativity run free after
    you get the basic shape of this drama down.
[06:09] Masamune
    My hand is sweating so much!
[06:10] Masamune
    Crap, crap, crap.
    Did she notice I'm actually nervous?
[06:16] Masamune
    Huh? The one that wasn't
    holding her hand is fine?
[06:21] Aki
    Listen carefully, Muriel.
[06:22] Aki
    Stop butting in. Take a few more steps back.
[06:26] Muriel
    A-All right, then...
[06:29] Masamune
    I guess the Cruel Princess is
    doing the best she can, too...
[06:35] Aki
    Honestly...
[06:38] Aki
    Let's continue this already.
[06:39] Masamune
    Okay...
[06:44] Masamune
    I see...
[06:46] Masamune
    I get it!
[06:53] Masamune
    Huh? Wh-What is it?
[06:56] Aki
    You're shameless, you stupid Makabe!
[06:58] Masamune
    Oh, are you out of gas?
[07:00] Aki
    I want to end myself...
[07:03] Masamune
    Er, it's not that big of a deal...
[07:06] Masamune
    Anyway, why don't we go get something to eat?
[07:09] Masamune
    Together.
[07:13] Aki
    Food. Energy. Sugar. Carbohydrates.
[07:17] Masamune
    Well, she's not saying no.
[07:27] Aki
    Took you long enough, Makabe!
[07:28] Masamune
    Sorry. You're okay with mustard
    on your sandwich, ri—
[07:37] Masamune
    Hey... You think we should
    just eat these like usual?
[07:41] Aki
    What?!
[07:42] Masamune
    I mean... Muriel's staring really hard.
[07:50] Aki
    Right...
[07:53] Aki
    Maybe we should do something rom-com-like.
[07:56] Masamune
    She did say to show her how it's done.
[07:58] Aki
    But what are we supposed to do?
[08:01] Masamune
    Maybe we should feed each other.
[08:07] Masamune
    Wait, I don't have ulterior motives!
[08:09] Masamune
    If you have any other ideas...
[08:10] Aki
    No, I don't! I don't have any at all!
[08:13] Masamune
    Then, uh, let's go with the feeding thing.
[08:15] Aki
    Yes, yes! That's a great idea!
[08:22] Aki
    Here... Open wide, Makabe-kun...
[08:26] Masamune
    H-How nice of you... Adagaki-san...
[08:33] Masamune
    I-It's so hard to eat...
[08:40] Masamune
    Th-Thanks for the food...
[08:52] Masamune
    I don't have time for this shit!
[08:56] Muriel
    Oh?
[08:57] Masamune
    I can't... Why the hell do I have to do this?!
[09:01] Aki
    I'd rather eat it myself than feed it to him!
[09:07] Masamune
    Sorry, Muriel, but this is our limit.
[09:22] Aki
    Nope. I can't give you this.
[09:29] Dog owner (Female)
    Jeanne!
[09:32] Dog owner (Female)
    Toutes mes excusez, mademoiselle.
[09:32] Dog owner (Male)
    Excusez moi!
[09:39] Masamune
    You always did like them.
[09:40] Aki
    Huh?
[09:41] Masamune
    Dogs, especially big ones.
[09:43] Aki
    Did I ever mention that before?
    We used to have big dogs, but...
[09:47] Masamune
    Used to? What about now?
[09:49] Aki
    I haven't had any since we lost our last one.
[09:53] Aki
    I couldn't bring myself to get a new one.
[09:57] Masamune
    I see... So those were the last ones.
[10:06] Aki
    This is the perfect opportunity,
    so will you just listen for a bit?
[10:11] Aki
    Before, I wasn't a big eater or anything.
[10:16] Aki
    How I ended up like this...
[10:19] Aki
    and why I can't accept your feelings...
[10:24] Aki
    I'll tell you everything now.
[10:31] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother (Head Maid)
    You mustn't, Aki-sama.
[10:33] (Flashback) Aki
    I can't see her?
[10:36] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother (Head Maid)
    We don't want you getting chickenpox, too.
[10:38] (Flashback) Aki
    Well, that's boring.
[10:41] (Flashback) Aki
    I wanted to have fun playing
    with makeup with Yoshino again.
[10:45] (Flashback) Mother
    Are you really blaming all this on me?!
[10:47] (Flashback) Mother
    You always do this!
[10:48] (Flashback) Father
    Just shut up! I've had enough of you!
[10:50] (Flashback) Mother
    You always run away like that!
[10:52] (Flashback) Father
    You're always so selfish!
    Just think for a damn second!
[10:55] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm the one who's had enough...
[10:56] Mother
    Why did I ever get married
    to someone like you?
[10:59] (Flashback) Aki
    Sean! Lancelot! Come here!
[11:02] (Flashback) Aki
    Oh, hey! That tickles!
[11:07] (Flashback) Aki
    I guess you're my only friends today.
[11:10] (Flashback) Aki
    No, that's plenty.
[11:13] (Flashback) Aki
    Sean?
[11:15] (Flashback) Boy A
    You can't get away now.
[11:17] (Flashback) Boy B
    You put us through too much trouble!
[11:18] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-My family's really rich!
[11:22] (Flashback) Boy B
    You moron. Then treat us to something.
[11:26] (Flashback) Aki
    Sean, get them!
[11:31] (Flashback) Aki
    What do you think you're doing
    in front of my house?
[11:34] (Flashback) Boy A
    Uh-oh!
[11:35] (Flashback) Boy B
    Let's go!
[11:41] (Flashback) Aki
    What's your name?
[11:44] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm asking you for your name.
[11:46] (Flashback) Masamune
    I-I'm... Masamune.
[11:50] (Flashback) Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:54] (Flashback) Masamune
    Fank you...
[11:57] (Flashback) Aki
    Who blows their nose at a time like this?!
[11:59] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh? Should I not have?
[12:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry... I'll wash it and return it to you.
[12:05] (Flashback) Aki
    I don't want it anymore.
[12:08] (Flashback) Aki
    It's fine! Stop crying!
[12:11] Aki
    That was how Masamune and I met.
[12:16] (Flashback) Father
    There you are, Aki.
SIGN    Snow White
[12:19] (Flashback) Father
    Want to go to dinner with me?
[12:21] (Flashback) Aki
    Just the two of us?
[12:22] (Flashback) Father
    Yes, it'll be a little date.
[12:25] (Flashback) Mother
    No. Don't wear that outfit.
[12:28] (Flashback) Aki
    Really?
[12:30] (Flashback) Mother
    Let's go have some clothes made for you.
[12:32] (Flashback) Mother
    There's a designer
    I always request outfits from.
[12:35] (Flashback) Aki
    Just the two of us?
[12:36] (Flashback) Mother
    Yes.
[12:38] Aki
    I guess all three of us going isn't an option...
[12:42] Aki
    So whoever gets my affection wins?
[12:46] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan, this is to thank
    you for the other day.
[12:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    Chocolate from Patisserie Otafuku.
[12:51] (Flashback) Masamune
    They only make ten of these a day!
    Isn't that amazing?
[12:56] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm honestly tired of stuff like this.
[12:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?! But why?
[13:01] (Flashback) Aki
    My mom and dad aren't getting along.
[13:03] (Flashback) Aki
    They only start fighting about
[13:05] (Flashback) Aki
    how much presents cost or how rare
    they are when they want to win my favor.
[13:09] (Flashback) Aki
    It's so lame. I'm just sick of it.
[13:12] (Flashback) Masamune
    O-Oh, no...
[13:16] (Flashback) Aki
    You don't need to cry.
    You can eat them if you want.
[13:21] (Flashback) Masamune
    B-But I feel so bad for you, Aki-chan...
[13:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    I would be really sad if my mom
    and dad didn't get along...
[13:33] (Flashback) Masamune
    I wouldn't want that!
[13:37] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so nice...
[13:39] (Flashback) Aki
    Masamune.
[13:44] (Flashback) Masamune
    A-Ahi-hyan?!
[13:45] (Flashback) Aki
    But you're too weak.
    You need to toughen up a bit.
[13:50] (Flashback) Aki
    Masamune, I'll train you so you
    won't lose to those bullies anymore.
[13:55] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[13:56] (Flashback) Aki
    Lancelot!
[14:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Save me!
[14:06] Aki
    I don't remember the last
    time I laughed this much.
[14:11] (Flashback) Gardener
    Okay, look this way.
[14:18] (Flashback) Aki
    Lancelot, sit.
[14:20] (Flashback) Aki
    Okay, now you try.
[14:23] (Flashback) Masamune
    G-Good boy... Good boy...
[14:34] (Flashback) Aki
    See?
[14:36] Aki
    With my guidance, Masamune
    grew a little stronger every day...
[14:40] Aki
    and every day became fun for me.
[14:45] Aki
    But...
[14:48] (Flashback) Boy A
    Where are you, Tubbymune?!
[14:50] (Flashback) Boy B
    You've got some nerve bailing
    after you called us out here!
SIGN    Come to the park
    tomorrow at 5 PM.
    -Masamune
[14:53] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm right here.
[14:55] (Flashback) Boy A
    Hey, what are you doing up there?
[14:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm sick and tired of everything.
[15:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Today's the last day you'll ever bully me.
[15:06] (Flashback) Masamune
    I've also left a will.
[15:08] (Flashback) Masamune
    Everything you've done
    to me will come to light.
[15:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    Goodbye, you embarrassments.
[15:15] (Flashback) Boy A
    H-Hey!
[15:16] (Flashback) Boy B
    Crap!
[15:20] (Flashback) Boy A
    What is this?
[15:21] (Flashback) Boy B
    You tricked us!
[15:22] Boys
    Ow! Dang it!
[15:24] (Flashback) Aki
    That was a huge success.
[15:24] Boys
    Who do you think you are?!
[15:27] (Flashback) Aki
    You finish them off.
[15:28] Boys
    Man, that hurt!
[15:30] (Flashback) Masamune
    Okay.
[15:32] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm not scared of you guys anymore.
[15:40] (Flashback) Aki
    They should stop bothering you now.
[15:43] (Flashback) Masamune
    It's all thanks to you, Aki-chan.
[15:46] (Flashback) Masamune
    I never would've been able
    to do this on my own.
[15:49] (Flashback) Aki
    I just helped you out a little bit.
[15:52] (Flashback) Aki
    I want you, at least, to be happy.
[15:57] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[15:58] (Flashback) Aki
    It's hopeless for me.
[16:01] (Flashback) Aki
    My parents are separating.
[16:05] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan...
[16:06] (Flashback) Aki
    H-Huh? That's weird.
[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    This time, it's my turn.
[16:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm going to keep supporting you
    so you can cheer up.
[16:23] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'll stay by your side!
[16:30] Masamune
    So... what happened after that?
[16:33] Aki
    Nothing. He never showed his face again.
[16:37] Masamune
    Huh?!
[16:39] Aki
    I guess he just wanted someone
    to save him from the bullies.
[16:43] Aki
    I just ended up having feelings for him.
[16:47] Aki
    But... I really did like him.
[16:50] Aki
    His puffy cheeks,
    his tubby tummy... everything.
[16:54] Aki
    Ever since I cried and started binge eating,
[16:56] Aki
    I just couldn't stop overeating,
    and I'm tired of it.
[17:00] Aki
    And I guess Masamune didn't feel
    bad about disappearing, either.
[17:04] Masamune
    H-How do you know?
[17:06] Aki
    Well, he told me himself.
[17:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:10] Aki
    Gasou Kanetsugu...
[17:12] Aki
    He used to be kind like that
    when we were younger, too.
[17:15] Aki
    Masamune is his old nickname.
[17:17] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess thinks Gasou is me?
[17:21] Masamune
    Wait, before that...
[17:23] Masamune
    Everything she said is completely
    different from my memories.
[17:27] Aki
    I don't ever want to feel that sad again.
[17:32] Aki
    So... that's why I can't accept
    your feelings toward me.
[17:40] Masamune
    What is she talking about?
[17:42] Masamune
    Feel sad?
[17:44] Masamune
    You're the one who chased me away, saying
    you could never have feelings for me!
[17:47] Masamune
    You called me Pig's Foot!
[17:50] Masamune
    That's why... I...
[17:53] (Flashback) Masamune
    There!
[17:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan was crying...
    I hope this cheers her up a little.
[18:05] (Flashback) Boy A
    Hey, Tubbymune!
[18:06] (Flashback) Boy A
    We need to thank you for the other day.
[18:11] (Flashback) Boy B
    Hey, wait!
[18:14] Masamune
    Almost... I'm almost at Aki-chan's house...
[18:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan!
[18:26] (Flashback) Boy C
    Hold it!
[18:27] (Flashback) Boy B
    What the hell's this?
[18:29] (Flashback) Masamune
    Give it back!
[18:31] (Flashback) Boy A
    They're filthy!
[18:36] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
[18:39] (Flashback) Boy A
    This loser's trying to get that
    boss girl to save him again?
[18:43] (Flashback) Boy B
    Talk about pathetic!
[18:45] (Flashback) Masamune
    No! Aki-chan's not like that!
[18:48] (Flashback) Masamune
    I promised her I'd stay by her side!
[18:50] (Flashback) Masamune
    We're going to be friends forever and—
[18:52] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki
    Shut up, you stupid boys.
[18:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-cha—
[18:59] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki
    I'll never fall in love with you,
[19:02] (Flashback) Yoshino pretending to be Aki
    Pig's Foot.
[19:04] (Flashback) Boy A
    Talk about sad!
[19:05] (Flashback) Boy B
    He just got shot down!
[19:08] (Flashback) Boys
    She called him Pig's Foot!
[19:11] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan...
[19:13] Masamune
    The Dead or Love plan...
[19:16] Masamune
    Making her fall for me, then dumping her.
[19:18] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki actually did the
    exact same thing to me first!
[19:21] Masamune
    So how is she able to look
    like the tragic heroine here?!
[19:27] Masamune
    You can't be serious.
[19:29] Masamune
    Then why did you call me
    "Pig's Foot" and chase me away?
[19:32] Aki
    What are you talking about?
[19:34] Masamune
    Quit acting like the victim!
[19:35] Masamune
    You deserved everything you got!
[19:40] Muriel
    Non! What is the meaning of this?
[19:44] Muriel
    Fighting is bad, it is!
[19:50] Aki
    This is just too cruel.
[19:52] Aki
    I thought you'd at least hear me out.
[20:01] Muriel
    Masamune! Aki left! Aren't you
    going to chase after her?
[20:08] Masamune
    Sorry...
[20:10] Masamune
    But I can't think about anything right now.
[20:15] Gasou
    Money is important! Money is important!
[20:29] Gasou
    What's the matter, Aki-chan?
    What happened?
[20:32] Gasou
    I'd be happy to listen, Ak—
[20:39] Gasou
    What the heck happened?
[20:50] Muriel
    What is it, Nii-san?
[20:52] Frank
    Where the hell are those
    stupid Japanese kids?!
[20:55] Frank
    I thought they were supposed to
    teach you the essence of rom-coms!
[21:00] Muriel
    We ran into a bit of trouble,
    so it's been canceled.
[21:03] Frank
    I'll talk to them again and make them—
[21:05] Muriel
    If you do that, I'll hate you!
[21:09] Muriel
    Nii-san, I'm going to draw a new manga.
[21:14] Muriel
    One that has a happy ending.
[21:17] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun! You're safe!
[21:21] Masamune
    Yeah.
[21:22] Kojuurou
    We were so worried!
[21:25] Neko
    Where's Aki-sama?
[21:28] Masamune
    She's...
[21:30] Masamune
    We sort of...
[21:33] Masamune
    got into a fight.
SIGN    Message
SIGN    Koiwai
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Koiwai
SIGN    Koiwai
SIGN    Do you understand what you've done?
    You need to know your place.
SIGN    I'm sorry.
SIGN    For the time being, as punishment,
    you will not be allowed to go out.
SIGN    I understand.
[21:42] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[21:44] Aki
    I've been looking for you, Stupid Yoshino.
[21:53] Yoshino
    Are you crying?
[22:04] Yoshino
    I did this for her
[22:06] Yoshino
    eight years ago, too.

E3 - They Show Up When You Least Expect It

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] Narino
    You know... You really messed up this time.
[00:07] Narino
    Dad's still pissed. You're honestly lucky
    this is the extent of your punishment.
[00:13] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Onee-chan...
SIGN    #3 "They Show Up When You Least Expect It"
SIGN    Tanisaki Bread
[01:58] Old Lady
    Yes, thank you very much.
[02:01] Old Lady
    Hey, those two girls were first.
    I was watching.
[02:09] Aki
    Yoshino!
[02:09] Yoshino
    Y-Yes, Aki-sama?
[02:11] Aki
    I need you to add five rice balls
    to that order of breads.
[02:15] Yoshino
    All right.
[02:26] Aki
    Honestly...
[02:27] Aki
    What's everyone's problem?!
[02:30] Masamune
    First comes muscles...
[02:33] Masamune
    Second comes muscles...
[02:36] Masamune
    There's no third or fourth...
[02:39] Masamune
    Fifth comes muscles...
[02:48] Masamune
    M-Master?
SIGN    Deodorizing
    Mist
SIGN    Unscented
[02:52] Masamune
    I'm surprised you knew I was here.
[02:54] Yoshino
    The student store is right below here.
[02:57] Yoshino
    I thought I heard some creepy yelling.
[02:59] Masamune
    Don't say it's creepy.
[03:01] Yoshino
    Running away to your muscles
    isn't going to change Aki-sama.
SIGN    Salmon
[03:07] Masamune
    But seriously, that's so much food.
[03:11] Yoshino
    She's been eating more again as of late.
[03:14] Masamune
    She hasn't changed?
[03:16] Yoshino
    Basically, no. But she's
    gotten a little sloppier.
[03:19] Masamune
    Oh... I see.
[03:27] Masamune
    Damn it! How is she able to
    twist the truth so much?
[03:33] Masamune
    You don't have any idea,
    either, right? It's insane.
[03:38] Yoshino
    Aki-sama was going through a lot back then...
    So she might be confused.
[03:43] Masamune
    So she conveniently manipulated
    her memories for her own sake.
[03:48] Yoshino
    Well, anyway, Aki-sama's starving.
[03:51] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, I'll try to smooth
    things over with Aki-sama, too.
[03:55] Masamune
    You're the best, Master!
    You're truly the only one I can rely on.
[04:00] Yoshino
    I might not be able to do much, though.
[04:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:06] Masamune
    It's not like her to say that.
[04:09] Gasou
    Can't you wait a little longer on the payment?
[04:13] Gasou
    This is no time to show off.
[04:16] Gasou
    All right. I'll figure it out.
[04:24] Gasou
    Well, you seem busy.
[04:27] Gasou
    I heard you got quite the scolding at home.
[04:30] Gasou
    Must be hard being a traitor.
[04:32] Yoshino
    It doesn't concern you.
[04:34] Gasou
    Well, that's not true.
    I'm your master's fiancé, after all.
[04:46] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Adagaki-san!
[04:48] Masamune
    I was wrong about everything!
[04:50] Masamune
    Even if you're trying to fabricate everything
    and act like the tragic heroine,
[04:54] Masamune
    I still love you!
[04:56] Aki
    Makabe... You'll still love me if I'm fake?
[05:00] Masamune
    Yes! Putting a lid on our problems!
    That's just the right thing to do!
[05:06] Aki
    Thank you, Makabe!
[05:13] Kojuurou
    Are you okay, Makabe-kun?!
[05:14] Masamune
    It's no use. Even if there was a way out
    of this stalemate, I don't think I'd last.
[05:20] Neko
    Did you hit your head?
[05:26] Masamune
    Uh, no... I'm fine.
[05:29] Neko
    You seem rather tired.
[05:31] Masamune
    Er, yeah... a little bit.
[05:34] Neko
    Say, Masamune-sama.
    Do you have some time after school?
[05:38] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:39] Neko
    There's somewhere I'd like to go with you.
[05:50] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:52] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[05:54] Neko
    Yes. It's just a follow-up.
[05:58] Masamune
    When you asked me to come with you,
    this wasn't what I expected.
[06:02] Neko
    Well, Shidou isn't here today.
[06:05] Masamune
    Yes, yes, I'll take her place today.
[06:08] Neko
    Did you think we'd go somewhere
    more fitting for a rendezvous?
[06:11] Masamune
    Wha— I just—
[06:13] Neko
    Why don't we take a little walk?
[06:17] Neko
    Moderate exercise and saying
    everything you're thinking
[06:21] Neko
    are both very important to your health.
[06:27] Neko
    I see... So that's what happened in Paris.
[06:30] Masamune
    I'm sure it's my fault for not being able
    to hold back and going off on her...
[06:34] Neko
    I did think things seemed
    a bit different than usual,
[06:38] Neko
    but that is quite worrisome.
[06:40] Masamune
    It is! It's putting my whole
    revenge plan in jeopardy.
[06:47] Neko
    You still haven't given up on this revenge?
[06:52] Masamune
    Huh?
[06:53] Neko
    Do you want Aki-sama to fall in love with you?
[06:56] Masamune
    Well... yeah.
[06:58] Neko
    Even though you loathe her
    and she makes you sick?
[07:03] Masamune
    Th-That's exactly why I'm going to dump her.
[07:06] Masamune
    That'll be my revenge, after all.
[07:12] Neko
    That's not what you'd call love anymore.
[07:16] Masamune
    What the heck? Of course it's not.
[07:25] Masamune
    What's... going on?
[07:27] Neko
    I thought I'd be a little courageous.
[07:30] Neko
    You're going to choose Adagaki Aki.
[07:33] Neko
    But that's for the sake of revenge, not love.
[07:37] Neko
    Which would mean that if we fell in love,
    you wouldn't be cheating on her.
[07:42] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[07:45] Neko
    Masamune-sama, I...
[07:48] Masamune
    Let's run.
[07:49] Neko
    Huh?
[07:51] Neko
    What in the world is going on?
[08:01] Gasou
    I'm finally here, Aki-chan.
[08:02] Gasou
    Sorry, one of the teachers
    asked me to do something,
[08:06] Gasou
    and it took longer than I expected.
[08:10] Aki
    No, it's totally fine.
[08:12] Gasou
    I know, Aki-chan!
[08:14] Gasou
    Why don't we stop by a family restaurant
    on our way home to eat something sweet?
[08:16] Gasou
    I heard there's some new dessert.
[08:19] Aki
    Oh, really? Let's go, then.
[08:22] Aki
    You don't mind, right, Yoshino?
[08:24] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, I'm terribly sorry,
    but I'd like to head back to the mansion.
[08:31] Aki
    Oh, okay...
[08:45] Aki
    I wonder what's wrong with Yoshino.
[08:47] Gasou
    Well, we should get going.
[08:49] Sonoka
    Just a dang minute!
[09:03] Neko
    Wh-What's going on, Masamune-sama?
[09:09] Neko
    Who are those people?
[09:11] Masamune
    That's Muriel's big brother.
    You know, that girl I met in Paris.
[09:15] Masamune
    Shit, shit, shit! This definitely has to do
    with our teaching Muriel about rom-coms!
[09:25] Skinhead
    That's as far as you're gonna go, guy.
[09:28] Neko
    Masamune-sama, I'll throw up
    some blood to cause a diversion.
[09:32] Masamune
    I don't think that'll work
    now that you're healthy.
[09:35] Neko
    My body has become quite inconvenient.
[09:38] Masamune
    Don't seem so sad about that.
[09:41] Frank
    Where are you trying to
    run off to, Chikuwa-kun?
[09:44] Frank
    I heard you took good care
    of my sister the other day.
[09:48] Frank
    Nah, you didn't take care of her at all!
[09:50] Frank
    Because you ran off in the middle
    of it and went back to Japan!
[09:53] Masamune
    I had a good reason for that!
[09:55] Frank
    Non! I don't want to hear any excuses.
[09:58] Masamune
    A gun?!
[10:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:04] Frank
    If it was up to me, I'd happily
    fill you with lead, but alas...
[10:12] Masamune
    Muriel's manuscript?
[10:14] Frank
    After you two left Paris,
    my sister kept drawing this.
[10:19] Frank
    Even at the expense of eating and sleeping!
[10:23] Masamune
    Actually, she's gotten a lot better...
[10:26] Frank
    I'm assuming she got some
    inspiration after seeing you two.
[10:31] Frank
    And whatever that inspiration was is why
    I'm letting you off the hook just this once.
[10:36] Masamune
    Um—
[10:38] Frank
    I'll just say this. I also prefer happy endings.
[10:43] Frank
    Because reality is an absolute shithole.
[10:48] Neko
    May I take a look, as well?
[10:51] Masamune
    S-Sure...
[10:58] Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:07] Aki
    My parents are separating.
[11:14] Masamune
    This time, it's my turn.
[11:16] Masamune
    I'm gonna keep supporting you
    so you can cheer up.
[11:21] Aki
    Thank you, but I'm going to go with my dad.
[11:25] Masamune
    Even then, our hearts will always be together.
[11:28] Masamune
    Let's see each other again when we're older.
[11:42] Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:45] Masamune
    I'm surprised you knew it was me.
[11:47] Aki
    There's no way I wouldn't be able to tell.
    You'll always be you.
SIGN    The End.
[11:56] Neko
    What a cute little story.
[11:58] Masamune
    Yeah... I guess.
[12:00] Masamune
    Why didn't we end up like this?
[12:03] Masamune
    We ended up at odds with each other,
    hating and hating back...
[12:08] Neko
    Masamune-sama, there's a letter.
[12:17] Muriel
    Bonjour, Masamune!
[12:19] Muriel
    I hope you have been well, I do!
[12:22] Muriel
    I drew a manga inspired by you and Aki.
[12:25] Muriel
    You never told me how everything ended,
    so I gave it my own original ending.
[12:29] Muriel
    I wish I could become a wall in your
    room and learn even more about you.
[12:38] Muriel
    The walls have ears, and the doors have eyes.
[12:40] Muriel
    Yours truly, Muriel Besson.
[12:43] Masamune
    Walls? There's gotta be
    a better way to say that...
[12:47] Masamune
    Let me see that real quick.
[12:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[12:51] Masamune
    This story started out happy,
[12:54] Masamune
    but in reality, it never got a happy ending.
[12:58] Masamune
    But if I look at it from
    a different perspective...
[13:01] Masamune
    Is that what's going on here?
SIGN    The End.
[13:23] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, you're the worst!
[13:24] Masamune
    My... My spine...
[13:27] Chinatsu
    You went into my room without
    permission again, didn't you?!
[13:29] Chinatsu
    And give me back the panties
    and socks you stole the other day!
[13:32] Masamune
    Huh?! What the hell are you talking about?!
[13:34] Chinatsu
    When I looked up at the second floor
    from outside, I saw you in my room!
[13:39] Masamune
    Why from outside?
[13:41] Chinatsu
    Because I went to the convenience store.
[13:42] Masamune
    Hey, are you eating
    junk food before dinner again?
[13:46] Masamune
    The hag's gonna yell at you again.
[13:48] Chinatsu
    Don't change the subject!
[13:49] Chinatsu
    Ugh, I've had enough!
[13:51] Chinatsu
    My brother wears his little sister's
    panties on his head!
[13:53] Chinatsu
    And he wears just one of his little sister's
    socks and stretches it way out!
[13:56] Chinatsu
    You're the absolute worse! Keep your
    perversion limited to your muscles only!
[14:00] Masamune
    Now, hang on! My muscles
    are absolutely innocent here!
[14:02] Kinue
    What's the matter, you two?
[14:04] Chinatsu
    Huh? Mom, were you just upstairs?
[14:07] Kinue
    Yes. I was taking you kids'
    laundry up to your rooms.
[14:13] Masamune
    Chinatsu...
[14:15] Chinatsu
    H-Huh? Maybe it was just my imagination.
[14:20] Chinatsu
    Oh, I know. Want some ice cream, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Masamune
    No!
[14:24] Chinatsu
    Mom! My panties and sock are missing!
[14:28] Kinue
    Oh, dear. I wonder what happened to them.
[14:30] Kinue
    How strange.
[14:32] Chinatsu
    Where did they go?!
[14:33] Masamune
    People's minds aren't reliable at all.
[14:41] Chinatsu
    What's that? A manuscript?
[14:47] Kinue
    Maa-kun?
[14:48] Masamune
    I'm gonna go out for a bit.
[14:50] Kinue
    But it's almost time for dinner.
[14:54] Sonoka
    Ah! Aki-sama's so cute here!
[14:56] Sonoka
    This lovely Aki-sama, this cute Aki-sama,
[15:01] Sonoka
    and this noble Aki-sama! Give them all to me!
[15:03] Sonoka
    Basically, give me all the Aki-samas!
[15:07] Kikune
    I guess you really did go to Paris.
[15:09] Mari
    We went to the Eiffel Tower,
    the Louvre Museum, and Mont-Saint-Michel.
[15:14] Gasou
    That was pretty rough.
    It was pretty far from Paris, too.
[15:18] Sonoka
    Aw, no fair. When I had my trip,
    it was just to New York.
[15:22] Aki
    At least you were in a place
    where people understand English.
[15:25] Kikune
    I cant even speak English,
    so what am I going to do next year?
[15:29] Sonoka
    But, hey... These are all group pictures.
[15:33] Mari
    Where are the pictures of
    Aki-sama during her free time?
[15:35] Gasou
    I don't actually have any, sorry.
[15:38] Sonoka
    Hey, hang on a sec!
    How worthless are you as a photographer?
[15:42] Sonoka
    Did your battery die at the
    critical moment or what?
[15:44] Kikune
    You're useless.
[15:45] Gasou
    That's not it. Aki-chan hung out
    with Makabe-kun, not me.
[15:50] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    What?!
[15:52] Kikune
    Aki-sama, is that true?
[15:54] Mari
    I didn't notice at all!
[15:56] Gasou
    Sumire... Just a little longer.
SIGN    Paris
SIGN    New York
SIGN    Cebu
SIGN    Taipei
SIGN    Honolulu
SIGN    Los Angeles
SIGN    Hong Kong
SIGN    Taipei
SIGN    London
[16:01] Gasou
    What?! Sumire collapsed?!
[16:04] Gasou
    No... I need to know more. How is she doing?
[16:08] Old Maid
    They acted quickly,
    so she's stable now, at least...
[16:13] Old Maid
    How many times has it been now?
[16:15] Old Maid
    The fee to keep her in a private
    room is already so high...
[16:19] Gasou
    We don't need a fancy private room!
    A shared room would be fine!
[16:22] Gasou
    Getting Sumire better should come first!
[16:24] Old Maid
    We couldn't possibly blemish
    the Gasou name in such a manner!
[16:31] Gasou
    The only one who needs to be tied down
[16:33] Gasou
    by conventions, traditions,
    and the Gasou name is me.
[16:37] Gasou
    There's no way I can let Sumire
    go through the same thing.
[16:41] Gasou
    I don't know what happened in Paris,
[16:42] Mari
    We need to know more details.
[16:43] Gasou
    but I can't let her develop any
    affection toward Makabe.
[16:47] Mari
    Are you listening, Gasou?!
[16:49] Gasou
    Huh? What?
[16:50] Mari
    I held back because you were there!
[16:53] Gasou
    Whoops, sorry.
[16:55] Sonoka
    Ugh! Aki-sama, are you cheating on us?!
[16:58] Sonoka
    You have all of us and yet you
    went to France to go on a date?
[17:02] Kikune
    Wait, maybe he threatened her.
[17:04] Sonoka
    What?! He won't get away with that!
[17:06] Mari
    Absolutely unacceptable!
[17:07] Aki
    Could we not talk about that?!
[17:13] Gasou
    Aki-chan.
[17:14] Gasou
    If you really feel that way,
    stop hanging around Makabe.
[17:19] Gasou
    Could you give me a little
    more thought instead?
[17:27] Aki
    I'm going to go wash my hands.
[17:36] Kikune
    Hey, you!
[17:38] Kikune
    You're getting way too cozy with her!
[17:40] Mari
    You promised you wouldn't pursue her.
[17:43] Gasou
    I-I know, but I couldn't keep quiet
    anymore after what I saw.
[17:48] Kikune
    The hell are you talking about?!
[17:49] Gasou
    Look. This is why Aki-chan changed.
[17:54] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    Makabe Masamune and Koiwai Yoshino?!
[17:57] Gasou
    Aki-chan's hurt. She was
    betrayed by someone she trusts.
[18:01] Gasou
    That's why I thought it might be better
    to force her to notice someone else.
[18:07] Mari
    I see...
[18:09] Gasou
    Even though this is all a lie,
    I win if I can get her to believe it.
[18:18] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Excuse me.
[18:21] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I'm sorry, but aren't you the little boy
    who used to be friends with Aki-sama?
[18:25] (Flashback) Gasou
    Huh? Um...
[18:27] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I knew right away! You look exactly the same!
SIGN    gaki Group
SIGN    Secretary
[18:32] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I'm the secretary to the head
    of the Adagaki family.
[18:36] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    My name is Yuisaki.
[18:37] (Flashback) Gasou
    Adagaki...
[18:41] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm so glad you remember me!
[18:45] (Flashback) Gasou
    Where is it? I know it's here somewhere...
[18:48] (Flashback) Old Maid
    Kanetsugu-sama. You haven't even
    changed. What are you doing here?
[18:53] (Flashback) Gasou
    There it is!
[18:54] (Flashback) Old Maid
    What is the meaning of this, Kanetsugu-sama?
[18:57] (Flashback) Gasou
    The written oath.
[18:59] (Flashback) Gasou
    The one Grandfather made with
    the previous Adagaki family head
[19:01] (Flashback) Gasou
    when he was still in his prime.
[19:04] (Flashback) Gasou
    I didn't think a single piece of
    paper would do much good,
[19:07] (Flashback) Gasou
    but if I work this into
    everything I heard today,
[19:10] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'll be able to suck the
    Adagaki family funds dry!
[19:12] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm going to go marry into their family!
[19:18] Mari
    Aki-sama...
[19:19] Sonoka
    Are you okay?
[19:21] Aki
    Yes.
[19:22] Gasou
    Aki-chan...
[19:24] Aki
    I'm sorry I suddenly lashed out.
[19:28] Gasou
    It's okay. You don't have to tell me
    what happened if you don't want to,
[19:31] Gasou
    but if you ever need to talk,
    I'll be there for you.
[19:36] Gasou
    I'm on your side, Aki-chan.
[19:38] Gasou
    I have no intention of rushing. I'll be
    waiting until you're ready, of course.
[19:46] Gasou
    I'll wait forever for you.
[20:19] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[20:20] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's not here right now.
[20:23] Yoshino
    She had a date with Kanetsugu today.
[20:25] Masamune
    No, it's fine. That doesn't really matter.
[20:29] Masamune
    I haven't been here in forever.
[20:31] Masamune
    This courtyard's much
    smaller than I remembered.
[20:34] Masamune
    It's definitely bigger than mine, though.
[20:37] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[20:39] Masamune
    It felt like it continued
    to the ends of the earth...
[20:44] Masamune
    But it didn't, of course.
[20:47] Masamune
    Back in Paris, she had the nerve to act like
    she didn't know my Pig's Foot nickname.
[20:53] Masamune
    Even though she's the one who
    called me that when the bullies
[20:57] Masamune
    were beating the crap out of me here.
[20:59] Masamune
    That pissed me off.
[21:01] Masamune
    There was no way I was going
    to let her get away with that.
[21:04] Masamune
    But... What if there's a chance
    she's telling the truth?
[21:09] Masamune
    Thinking that made me feel a little uneasy.
[21:12] Masamune
    Was the voice I heard here
    really Adagaki Aki's?
[21:17] Yoshino
    I don't follow. What are you getting at?
[21:20] Masamune
    Back then, I thought the only
    child in this house was her.
[21:25] Masamune
    That's why I never even
    considered it could be someone else.
[21:31] Masamune
    According to her, there was another child
    her age at this mansion back then,
[21:37] Masamune
    who couldn't leave her room
    because she had chickenpox.
[21:42] Masamune
    And... that she was
    watching us that whole time.
[21:47] Masamune
    The only ones who know the nickname of
    Pig's Foot are me, those bullies, and...
[21:53] Masamune
    the one who gave me that nickname.
[21:56] Masamune
    But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
[22:00] Masamune
    So then...
[22:03] Masamune
    Why do you call me Pig's Foot?

E4 - I'm Not Going to Fall in Love with You, Pig's Foot

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:04] Masamune
    But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
[00:08] Masamune
    So then...
[00:12] Masamune
    Why do you call me Pig's Foot?
[00:15] Masamune
    Of course, I don't have any proof.
[00:17] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess could just be playing dumb.
[00:21] Masamune
    But I want to hear it
    from you personally, Master.
[00:27] Yoshino
    No.
[00:28] Masamune
    Right. I mean, all this time...
[00:41] Masamune
    We were in this together.
[00:48] Yoshino
    You're such an idiot, Pig's Foot.
[00:52] Yoshino
    I'd never do that.
[00:54] Masamune
    O-Of course not.
[00:58] Yoshino
    I'm lying.
[00:59] Masamune
    Huh?
[01:05] Masamune
    Huh?
SIGN    #4 "I'm Not Going to Fall in Love with You, Pig's Foot"
[02:45] Gasou
    Aki-chan, where should we go?
    Is there anywhere you want to go?
[02:50] Aki
    You can't expect me to decide so suddenly.
[02:53] Gasou
    O-Of course. Just take
    your time and think about it.
[02:59] (Flashback) Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    Let you spend time with Aki-sama alone?!
[03:01] (Flashback) Gasou
    Yes. I have something very
    important to tell her.
[03:06] (Flashback) Kikune
    You'd better not be trying to do
    something sleazy to Aki-sama!
[03:11] (Flashback) Gasou
    Of course not.
[03:13] (Flashback) Gasou
    I mean, I just said I'd wait until
    she sorted out her feelings.
[03:18] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Then why did you say out of the blue
    that you wanted to be alone with her?
[03:23] (Flashback) Mari
    Aki-sama clearly seems depressed.
[03:26] (Flashback) Mari
    Are you sure you're not using this
    as an excuse to get closer to her?
[03:33] (Flashback) Gasou
    It's the opposite!
[03:36] (Flashback) Gasou
    It's because Aki-chan's in that state that
[03:40] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm going to try to separate her
    from Makabe Masamune for good.
[03:44] (Flashback) Mari
    B-But how?
[03:47] (Flashback) Sonoka
    I know! We have that picture of
    Koiwai Yoshino and Makabe Masamune.
[03:52] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Let's start spreading rumors of things
[03:54] (Flashback) Sonoka
    that may or may not have
    happened and ruin his image!
[04:00] (Flashback) Gasou
    I considered that, too,
    but that's the last resort.
[04:04] (Flashback) Kikune
    Why, though?!
[04:06] (Flashback) Gasou
    Even if she found out about
    Makabe and Koiwai Yoshino,
[04:09] (Flashback) Gasou
    Aki-chan's relationship with Koiwai Yoshino
    wouldn't be the worst it can be.
[04:14] (Flashback) Gasou
    But if we try to make it worse,
    Aki-chan's the one who'll be hurt.
[04:20] (Flashback) Mari
    True. If Aki-sama and Koiwai Yoshino's
    relationship were to completely fall apart,
[04:25] (Flashback) Mari
    it'd prove difficult to get Aki-sama
    back on her feet, even for us.
[04:28] (Flashback) Kikune
    Though I hate to admit that...
[04:31] (Flashback) Gasou
    Aki-chan isn't the one we're
    supposed to be attacking.
[04:34] (Flashback) Gasou
    Makabe is.
[04:36] (Flashback) Gasou
    Not to mention, even if we deliberately
    try to separate Makabe from Aki-chan,
[04:40] (Flashback) Gasou
    our hard work will be wasted
    if Koiwai Yoshino gets in the way.
[04:47] (Flashback) Gasou
    That's why our first priority is to make sure
    Koiwai Yoshino doesn't get in the way.
[04:51] (Flashback) Gasou
    And then, we'll get Aki-chan to
    stop hanging out with Makabe.
[04:55] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'll be the one to make sure that happens.
[04:59] (Flashback) Gasou
    But knowing Koiwai Yoshino,
    she'll catch on if we take too long.
[05:04] (Flashback) Gasou
    I need you three to act first and make
    sure she doesn't get near Aki-chan.
[05:15] (Flashback) Sonoka
    All right.
[05:17] (Flashback) Mari
    I do feel bad for Aki-sama,
    but this is for her own good.
[05:21] (Flashback) Kikune
    Let's do this!
[05:23] (Flashback) Kikune
    Just you wait, Koiwai Yoshino!
[05:25] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Yup, yup.
[05:26] (Flashback) Mari
    Let's think up a sabotage plan.
[05:28] (Flashback) Kikune
    Let's do this!
[05:29] (Flashback) Sonoka and Mari
    Yeah!
[05:34] Gasou
    Still, there's no guarantee with this plan.
[05:37] Gasou
    We have to go to a place where we know for sure
[05:39] Gasou
    that neither Koiwai Yoshino
    nor Makabe will show up.
[05:49] Gasou
    Aki-chan, would you like to go there?
[05:51] Aki
    Huh?
[05:54] Gasou
    Sure.
[05:55] Gasou
    Well, no time like the present!
[05:58] Aki
    Wait a sec.
SIGN    Aki-sama
    I'm going to head to the Ferris wheel
[06:10] Masamune
    N-No way...
[06:19] Masamune
    But why?!
[06:20] Yoshino
    The reason's simple.
[06:23] Yoshino
    Because... It's because I...
[06:27] Yoshino
    hated you so much, I could die.
[06:36] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother
    You've got chickenpox.
[06:38] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother
    It's highly contagious, so make sure
    you stay away from Aki-sama.
[06:43] (Flashback) Yoshino's mother
    You can't leave this room.
[06:45] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    How long?
[06:47] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Until you're completely better.
[06:50] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Make sure you tell Aki-sama
    to stay out of this room, too.
[06:54] (Flashback) Attendant
    Understood.
[07:01] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    It's fine if I can't see Aki-sama...
[07:04] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    I'm free.
[07:06] Yoshino
    Back then, I was at constantly at the mercy
    of Aki-sama's endless bad moods.
[07:20] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    Mom, I can't go outside today, either?
[07:24] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    I don't have a fever anymore.
[07:26] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Not yet.
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    How many more days?
[07:30] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    We'll just have to wait and see.
[07:36] (Flashback) Yoshino (Young)
    It's so quiet.
[07:39] Yoshino (Young)
    I don't even have anything to add to my diary.
SIGN    Kids' Study Notebook
SIGN    Picture Diary
SIGN    Kids' Study Guide
SIGN    Weather: Sunny
    Handkerchief
    Aki-sama made fun of the
    handkerchief Mom made for me.
    She said it looked poor
    and that made it weird.
SIGN    Weather: Sunny
     Fireworks
    Aki-sama suddenly said she
    wanted to try an experiment
    with skyrocket fireworks to see
    if she could send someone
    to the moon with them.
    I was scared.
    Fireworks are scary...
[07:43] Yoshino (young)
    I've only written stuff about Aki-sama, anyway.
SIGN    I ended up crying because Aki-sama
    cut the hair off my favorite doll.
    But my mom told me to just deal with it.
[07:54] Yoshino (young)
    Aki-sama might be bored, too,
[07:56] Yoshino (young)
    because she has no one to make her plaything.
[08:00] Yoshino (young)
    Is she mad? Is she sulking?
[08:04] Yoshino (young)
    Maybe she's even crying.
[08:06] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    No, no, no!
[08:08] Yoshino (young)
    Aki-sama's someone I have to take care of.
[08:13] Yoshino (young)
    Even if I'm not around...
[08:16] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Come on! Try harder, Masamune!
[08:19] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    Aki-sama?
[08:24] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    If you stop, Sean will catch up to you!
[08:27] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    I can't do this anymore!
[08:29] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Then give up and get along with him.
[08:33] Yoshino (young)
    A boy I don't know...
[08:35] Yoshino (young)
    I guess she can find a plaything to
    order around whenever she wants.
[08:40] Yoshino (young)
    But he's doomed.
[08:42] Yoshino (Young)
    He's just going to get yelled
    at and bullied by Aki-sama.
[08:45] Yoshino (young)
    Poor thing.
[08:47] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Yay!
[08:50] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Looks like we caught you, Masamune!
[08:52] (Flashback) Masamune (young)
    Yeah, I guess you did.
[09:02] Yoshino
    I think I was in shock.
[09:04] Yoshino
    I thought I was the only one
    who could keep up with Aki-sama.
[09:09] Yoshino
    And yet... he seemed so much happier than me.
[09:13] Yoshino
    I could tell...
[09:16] Yoshino
    that he...
[09:19] Yoshino
    really liked Aki-sama.
[09:26] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Did she get Yoshino's
    chickenpox after this long?
[09:30] (Flashback) Attendant
    Well, she has been playing
    outside quite often lately.
[09:33] (Flashback) Attendant
    Maybe she caught some unknown bug.
[09:37] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Yoshino, keep an eye on Aki-sama.
[09:45] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    Are you okay, Aki-sama?
[09:47] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Is this your fault, Yoshino?
[09:51] (Flashback) Yoshino (young)
    I don't know.
[09:53] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    This is awful. I hate being in this room.
[09:58] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Too many of Mom and Dad's things are in here.
[10:02] (Flashback) Aki's Father
    You can't even take care of your own daughter?!
[10:05] (Flashback) Aki's Mother
    I can say the same exact thing about you!
[10:07] (Flashback) Yoshino's Mother
    Sir, Madam, Aki-sama is trying to rest...
[10:10] (Flashback) Aki's Father
    You're the one who was by her side!
[10:11] (Flashback) Aki's Mother
    Would you shut up already?!
[10:15] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    They said "divorce" means that my mom
    and dad won't be married anymore.
[10:21] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    Mom's going to leave me...
[10:25] (Flashback) Aki (young)
    She says she can't help it
    because of a trial or something...
[10:28] Yoshino (Young)
    Is Aki-sama... crying?
[10:32] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    But I'm not alone anymore.
[10:38] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    Because I have Masamune.
[10:40] (Flashback) Aki (Young)
    I'll be okay.
[10:47] Yoshino (Young)
    Hey, Aki-sama...
[10:50] Yoshino (Young)
    What about me?
[10:52] Yoshino
    I'd worked so hard...
[10:56] Yoshino
    I'd done everything she told me
    to do ever since I was born.
[11:02] Yoshino
    Because... that's what I was told to do.
[11:09] Yoshino
    And yet...
[11:12] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[11:15] Yoshino (Young)
    That voice...
[11:19] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
[11:22] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[11:26] (Flashback) Boy A
    This loser's trying to get that
    boss girl to save him again?
[11:30] (Flashback) Boy B
    Talk about pathetic!
[12:10] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan...
[12:12] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:14] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:16] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:18] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
[12:22] (Flashback) Masamune (Young)
    Aki-chan!
[12:27] Yoshino
    After that, you stopped coming around,
    and it was a huge weight off my shoulders.
[12:35] Yoshino
    He's white as a sheet. I guess I can't blame him.
[12:40] Yoshino
    Everything he thought he knew is
    being destroyed down to its core.
[12:48] Yoshino
    But it wasn't good for Aki-sama.
[12:52] Yoshino
    She fell apart.
[12:55] Yoshino
    She cried every day and ended up hating boys.
[13:01] Yoshino
    I regretted my actions
    for the first time in my life.
[13:05] Yoshino
    I realized that I did something
    I never should have done.
[13:09] Yoshino
    I looked for that boy for a really long time,
    but I could never find him.
[13:15] Yoshino
    When I thought there was nothing
    I could do to make up for it...
[13:19] (Flashback) Female students
    Wait, where?
[13:20] Female student A
    Hey, look! He's apparently a transfer student!
[13:20] (Flashback) Female students
    Go talk to him!
[13:23] (Flashback) Female student B
    Makabe Masamune-kun is so cool!
[13:28] Yoshino
    Masamune...
[13:30] Yoshino
    There you were.
[13:35] Yoshino
    I knew right away that it was you, Pig's Foot.
[13:40] Masamune
    You recognized me right away?
[13:43] Masamune
    Even though Adagaki Aki couldn't?
[13:46] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's a bit dense.
    Please forgive her for that.
[13:50] Yoshino
    That's just how powerful
    your old image is in her mind.
[13:54] Yoshino
    And...
[13:55] Yoshino
    I ended up helping you out
    because you remembered Aki-sama.
[14:00] Yoshino
    I figured it could be the way
    to make it up to Aki-sama.
[14:03] Masamune
    Hey, wait a minute!
    How is that making it up to her?
[14:06] Masamune
    I'm trying to get revenge here!
[14:09] Masamune
    I was going to make her fall for
    me just so I could dump her!
[14:14] Masamune
    Even you said...
[14:16] (Flashback) Yoshino
    If you dump her, and that makes
    her a little more modest,
[14:19] (Flashback) Yoshino
    it greatly benefits me,
[14:22] (Flashback) Yoshino
    as well as Aki-sama.
[14:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[14:28] Yoshino
    I didn't actually want you to dump her.
[14:32] Yoshino
    Because...
[14:34] Yoshino
    you can't hate Aki-sama when you've seen her
[14:37] Yoshino
    for who she truly is, right?
[14:47] Masamune
    I...
[14:52] Yoshino
    Right now, Aki-sama is...
[14:55] Yoshino
    on a date with Kanetsugu.
[15:00] Yoshino
    She still thinks he's Pig's Foot.
[15:06] Yoshino
    I can't make any moves
[15:07] Yoshino
    because my parents and some other
    people are keeping their eye on me.
[15:12] Yoshino
    So, Pig's Foot...
[15:17] Yoshino
    I need you to save Aki-sama.
[15:22] Masamune
    Damn it!
[15:34] Yoshino
    Yes, go, Pig's Foot...
[15:40] Yoshino
    To Aki-sama.
[15:50] Masamune
    I'm an idiot.
[15:52] Masamune
    Master is also an idiot!
[15:57] Masamune
    Everyone is a big, huge idiot!
[16:06] Gasou
    Okay, we got this far.
[16:09] Gasou
    Now, how do I take the first step?
[16:12] Aki
    What's wrong?
[16:15] Gasou
    Huh? Er, I was just thinking how I finally
    got to be alone with you, Aki-chan.
[16:20] Aki
    Right...
[16:24] Aki
    Ugh, what is Yoshino doing?
[16:29] Gasou
    Sorry, Aki-chan.
[16:31] Gasou
    But I need to get guaranteed additional
    funds from your family, no matter what.
[16:39] Gasou
    But considering I was already getting funding,
[16:43] Gasou
    I knew it would've proved
    difficult if I asked for more.
[16:46] Gasou
    That's why I need you to
    personally ask your family.
[16:51] Gasou
    That would mean
[16:52] Gasou
    you'd have to accept the Adagaki and Gasou
    families being connected by marriage.
[16:57] Gasou
    But I'm very aware...
[17:00] Gasou
    that the shadow of a certain man
    continues to live in your heart.
[17:06] Gasou
    And I need to make that shadow
    disappear here and now,
[17:10] Gasou
    in order to protect my own happiness.
[17:19] Kikune
    Makabe?!
[17:21] Masamune
    You three...
[17:23] Sonoka
    Wh-What the heck is he doing here?!
[17:26] Mari
    I-I have no idea!
    But we have to stop him, too!
[17:32] Kikune
    But what if Koiwai Yoshino gets
    to Aki-sama in the meantime?
[17:37] Masamune
    Perfect timing!
[17:39] Masamune
    Do you know where
    Kanetsugu and Adagaki Aki are?
[17:42] Sonoka
    Like we'd ever tell you, you cheater!
[17:46] Masamune
    Cheater?
[17:48] Mari
    We are aware that you have been having
    secret rendezvous with Koiwai Yoshino.
[17:55] Mari
    So what exactly are you planning
    to tell Aki-sama right now?
[18:03] Sonoka
    See? You're speechless!
[18:05] Sonoka
    Now stay away from Aki-sama!
[18:08] Masamune
    Shut up!
[18:08] Sonoka
    Wh-What did you just say?!
[18:12] Masamune
    I have no intention of clearing up
    these little misunderstandings.
[18:15] Masamune
    If you're going to call me trash,
    that's fine, because it's true.
[18:21] Masamune
    But...
[18:24] Masamune
    Who's going to save Adagaki Aki
    from Gasou Kanetsugu's lies?
[18:29] Sonoka
    Gasou Kanetsugu's...
[18:31] Mari
    ...lies?
[18:36] Masamune
    If you really care about Aki-sama, answer me.
[18:39] Masamune
    Where are those two right now?
[18:46] (Flashback) Mari
    So what exactly are you planning
    to tell Aki-sama right now?
[18:50] Masamune
    What am I planning to tell Adagaki Aki?
[18:58] Mob
    This is good, too.
SIGN    Fresh Ice Cream
[18:58] Mob
    Want to take a little break?
[18:59] Mob
    Really? Let me try some.
[19:00] Mob
    I want to go on the roller coaster.
[19:06] Mob
    Let's go!
[19:09] Mob
    I wonder if I'm tall enough.
[19:14] Little girl's big brother
    You dropped it?
[19:16] Little girl's big brother
    Oh, jeez...
[19:19] Little girl's big brother
    Here.
[19:23] Little girl
    Thanks, Onii-chan.
[19:26] Little girl's big brother
    Don't drop it again, okay?
[19:28] Little girl
    'Kay.
[19:30] Gasou
    Here you go, Aki-chan.
[19:33] Aki
    Thanks.
[19:39] Gasou
    You finally smiled.
[19:41] Aki
    Did I seem that unfriendly?
[19:44] Gasou
    No, I wouldn't say so.
[19:47] Gasou
    But you've been trying to
    act tough for a while.
[19:50] Gasou
    If this is helping you relax, I'm glad.
[19:53] Aki
    You're really good at calming people
    down, or making them a bit kinder.
[19:58] Gasou
    Really? Maybe it's because
    I have a little sister.
[20:03] Aki
    Your little sister's still in the hospital, right?
[20:06] Gasou
    Yes.
[20:08] Aki
    Is there anything I can do to help?
[20:11] Gasou
    I'd feel bad for asking. I'm already
    causing you enough trouble...
[20:16] Gasou
    And I wouldn't be able to return the favor.
[20:18] Aki
    That's not true, Kane—
    Masamune. You came back to me.
[20:26] Aki
    Of course I'd help you!
[20:33] Aki
    So, really... Ask me for anything.
[20:44] Gasou
    Um, Aki-chan...
[20:49] Gasou
    Actually—
[20:53] Aki
    Makabe?!
[20:57] Masamune
    Quit using my damn name!
[21:11] Yoshino
    Please... reach Aki-sama in time.
[21:18] Yoshino
    Please let these feelings
    that started with hatred
[21:22] Yoshino
    be something I can let go of here and now.
[21:28] Aki
    Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
[21:31] Masamune
    Then there's you!
[21:33] Masamune
    Even if this is all just a
    giant misunderstanding,
[21:36] Masamune
    I can't let your current ugly
    personality off the hook!
[21:40] Aki
    Ug—
[21:42] Masamune
    So really...
[21:44] Masamune
    If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
[21:51] Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[21:53] Masamune
    Go out with me instead!

E5 - So We Became a Couple

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] (Flashback) Aki
    Wait, Makabe! What are you doing?!
[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Then there's you!
[00:04] (Flashback) Masamune
    Even if this is all just a
    giant misunderstanding,
[00:07] (Flashback) Masamune
    I can't let your current ugly
    personality off the hook!
[00:12] (Flashback) Aki
    Ug—
[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    So really...
[00:16] (Flashback) Masamune
    If you're gonna go out with someone like him...
[00:22] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[00:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
SIGN    #5 "So We Became a Couple"
[02:05] Gasou
    Don't think I'm gonna take this lying down,
[02:08] Gasou
    you shallow piece of shit who's
    only got his face going for him.
[02:11] Masamune
    Who are you calling shallow?!
[02:13] Gasou
    You've been popular enough!
[02:15] Gasou
    You're just pissed because
    Aki-chan won't look your way!
[02:18] Masamune
    That's not what this is about!
[02:22] Gasou
    I won't let some popular guy use
    Aki-chan for his stupid pride!
[02:27] Masamune
    A popular guy's pride?
[02:31] Masamune
    If I had anything like that,
    none of this would have...
[02:35] Masamune
    I've never been popular.
[02:38] Gasou
    What? Give me a break with your fake humility!
[02:40] Masamune
    It's the truth.
[02:42] Masamune
    My earliest memories were of me
    being bullied for being the fat kid.
[02:47] Masamune
    My classmates always mocked me.
[02:50] Masamune
    And then...
[02:57] Masamune
    I ran into that arrogant little
    girl's yard, and she saved me.
[03:04] Aki
    Masa...mune?
[03:10] Aki
    Huh?
[03:11] Aki
    Makabe Masa...
[03:15] Aki
    Masamune?
[03:17] Masamune
    That's right.
[03:20] Masamune
    The fat kid who ran away from your
    place eight years ago wasn't Gasou.
[03:24] Masamune
    It was me.
[03:30] Gasou
    Qui...
[03:31] Gasou
    Quit lying! That's a total fabrication!
[03:35] Gasou
    Aki-chan! Are you actually
    taking this guy seriously?!
[03:39] Gasou
    Don't you remember how many
    times he made you cry?
[03:41] Gasou
    Who are you gonna believe? Me or him?!
[03:43] Aki
    Kanetsugu...
[03:45] Gasou
    That's right! That's the right choice!
    Exactly, Aki-chan!
[03:48] Aki
    No, that's not what I'm saying... Why do you...
[03:52] Aki
    have cleavage?
[03:56] Masamune
    Cleavage?
[04:03] Gasou
    Er, it's just... I never mentioned it.
[04:07] Gasou
    I'm still the head of my household.
[04:10] Gasou
    Oh, I think the hospital is calling me.
[04:14] Gasou
    Excuse me now!
[04:27] Aki
    You're... Masamune?
[04:31] Masamune
    I said I was, didn't I?
[04:35] Masamune
    How are we supposed to act now?!
[04:40] Masamune
    Seriously, I can't believe
    how oblivious you are.
[04:43] Masamune
    So you're into girls now?
[04:44] Aki
    W-Well, you didn't realize it, either!
[04:48] Masamune
    I mean, the time we spent
    together is different.
[04:50] Masamune
    What's wrong with your eyes?
    Do you even have any?
[04:52] Aki
    Oh, shut up!
[04:54] Aki
    Yeah, so I'm oblivious and blind.
[04:56] Aki
    I'm arrogant and have an ugly personality!
[04:59] Masamune
    Well, she took that quite personally.
[05:01] Aki
    So in that regard...
[05:03] Aki
    Why did you make that request earlier?
[05:05] Masamune
    Request? When did I ever
    request anything from you?
[05:09] Aki
    You did! You asked me to go out with you!
[05:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[05:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
[05:18] Masamune
    That's the "request" you're talking about?
[05:21] Masamune
    Did I really say that?
[05:22] Masamune
    Er, that was just... me going
    with the flow... or something.
[05:26] Aki
    All right.
[05:28] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:29] Aki
    If you're that insistent,
    I don't mind accepting your request.
[05:35] Masamune
    Wait, does that mean...
[05:39] Aki
    I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
[05:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:58] Sumire
    Kane-chama!
[06:01] Gasou
    Hey.
[06:02] Sumire
    Wh-What happened to your face?
[06:05] Gasou
    I was punched. Like, "wham!"
[06:08] Sumire
    What? But that's so mean!
[06:11] Gasou
    I know, right? He didn't hold back, either.
[06:13] Gasou
    He really is awful.
[06:17] Sumire
    Kane-chama?
[06:19] Sumire
    Are you crying, Kane-chama?
[06:24] Gasou
    I guess they all know now!
    Honestly, I feel great!
[06:30] Sumire
    Kane-chama?
[06:31] Gasou
    I wonder what I should do now.
[06:32] Gasou
    Maybe I'll have him take
    some responsibility, too.
[06:35] Sumire
    Responsibility?
[06:37] Nurse
    Please quiet down!
[06:58] Aki
    Don't forget.
[07:00] Aki
    You're the one who asked me out,
    meaning I have the upper hand here.
[07:07] Aki
    Are you listening to me?
[07:08] Masamune
    O-Of course I am!
[07:17] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[07:20] Chinatsu
    I keep telling you dinner's ready!
    Your miso soup is gonna get cold.
[07:28] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[07:34] Chinatsu
    Oof. Sad.
[07:40] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan?
[07:44] Chinatsu
    M-Mom! I think Onii-chan just died!
[07:53] Sachio
    M-Makabe-senpai...
[07:57] Sachio
    I love you.
[07:59] Masamune
    How many does that make this month?
[08:03] Masamune
    Do they all just want to
    find someone by Christmas?
[08:07] Masamune
    Aren't you cold with your
    legs exposed like that?
[08:10] Masamune
    I just want to get back to class...
[08:13] Sachio
    I was wondering i-if you'd go out with...
[08:17] Masamune
    I'm sorry, I can't.
[08:19] Sachio
    I see...
[08:20] Masamune
    I'm trying to act as natural as
    possible and seem apologetic
[08:24] Masamune
    so they won't feel so bad...
[08:26] Masamune
    I promise it's not you.
[08:28] Sachio
    I guess the rumors are true, then.
[08:31] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:32] Sachio
    So Adagaki-senpai, who hates men,
    finally fell for Makabe-senpai...
[08:39] Masamune
    I'm not sure if "fell for" is the right term...
[08:41] Masamune
    But it's true that we're going out.
[08:43] Sachio
    I see. I guess you're happy now.
[08:48] Masamune
    Y-Yes...
[08:49] Sachio
    But I...
[08:51] Sachio
    I don't care if I'm your number two!
[08:52] Masamune
    What?!
[08:54] Sachio
    Please let me have some of your time, too!
[08:58] Masamune
    Uh, wait... I don't know about that!
[09:00] Masamune
    Oh, I know. Here!
[09:02] Masamune
    Just think of this as me!
SIGN    Vitamin B12
SIGN    Vitamin C
SIGN    Amino Acids
SIGN    1% Juice
[09:06] Masamune
    Bye!
[09:06] Sachio
    Senpai!
[09:12] Sachio
    Senpai's leftovers...
[09:15] Sachio
    Not bad!
[09:21] Masamune
    Man... The ones who keep
    approaching me lately are intense.
[09:26] Neko
    Well, you two just formed a superstar couple.
    That doesn't happen often.
[09:31] Neko
    Most of the young ladies and gentlemen
    are crying themselves to sleep at night.
[09:36] Neko
    If they aren't, they're probably
    coming after you now.
[09:40] Neko
    That must be rough.
[09:43] Masamune
    Don't have too much fun with all this,
    Fujinomiya-san. It doesn't conce—
[09:46] Neko
    It doesn't concern me?
[09:55] Neko
    I might be one of the ones
    crying herself to sleep each night.
[10:00] Masamune
    I-I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[10:01] Masamune
    I know there's been a lot going on,
    so I had to put this off, but I...
[10:10] Neko
    No, it's not like I wanted to hear an answer.
[10:14] Masamune
    What do you mean?
[10:16] Neko
    Well, considering the circumstances...
[10:18] Neko
    We don't know what's going
    to happen, so we can hold off.
[10:22] Neko
    Yes, that's for the best.
[10:27] Masamune
    So you're just going to enjoy this mess.
[10:30] Neko
    Oh, my.
[10:51] Masamune
    Considering the circumstances, huh?
[10:55] (Flashback) Yoshino
    So, Pig's Foot...
[10:59] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I need you to save Aki-sama.
[11:05] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with the real...
[11:08] (Flashback) Masamune
    Go out with me instead!
[11:10] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm saying that I'll go out with you.
[11:14] Masamune
    So I guess that means Fujinomiya-san
    sees through everything.
[11:20] Masamune
    Yeah, we may be going out, but...
[11:24] Masamune
    I mean... I was the one who asked her out.
[11:29] Masamune
    I can't go back on that now.
SIGN    You have a new message.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Go buy me
    some bread for lunch.
[11:36] Aki
    Go buy me some bread for lunch.
[11:38] Masamune
    Wow, she pisses me off.
[11:50] Masamune
    God, I don't want to go into that mess.
[11:54] Aki
    Hurry up. If you don't, I'll shrivel up
    and die like some zebra on the savanna.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Hurry up!
    If you don't, I'll shrivel up and die
    like some zebra on the savanna.
[11:58] Masamune
    Zebras don't eat croquette buns!
[12:02] Masamune
    Rising Sun!
[12:06] Masamune
    Ma'am, can I get three
    explosive croquette buns and...
[12:11] Gasou
    You need to speak up!
[12:13] Gasou
    Why don't you yell like you did the other day?
[12:16] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:17] Masamune
    What?!
[12:27] Gasou
    If you cause that much of a ruckus,
[12:30] Gasou
    it'll draw more attention
    to me that I don't need.
[12:32] Masamune
    Well, I mean, obviously I'm surprised.
[12:34] Masamune
    I heard you pretty much ghosted everyone
    after that, so you just popping up was...
[12:39] Gasou
    The school took pity on me and let me work.
[12:41] Gasou
    Because I'm flat broke.
[12:43] Masamune
    Flat broke? What do you mean?
[12:46] Gasou
    This was all part of my plan. "Plan F."
[12:50] Masamune
    F?
[12:51] Gasou
    F as in fishing.
[12:53] Masamune
    What? Fishing?
[12:56] Gasou
    I was going to act like I was
    you from eight years ago
[12:59] Gasou
    and fish financial support
    from the Adagaki family.
[13:03] Masamune
    Financial support... Why would you do that?
[13:07] Gasou
    I've got a lot going on.
[13:10] Gasou
    Well, that plan gloriously
    fell apart, didn't it?
[13:14] Gasou
    With you punching me and all.
[13:16] Masamune
    Well, I didn't know you were a girl.
[13:19] Gasou
    So I managed to pay back all the expenses.
SIGN    For Sale
[13:24] Gasou
    I sold off our mansion.
SIGN    For Sale
[13:25] Masamune
    What?! You sold your home?!
[13:28] Masamune
    Are you gonna be okay?
[13:35] Gasou
    Honestly, I feel relieved.
[13:36] Gasou
    I was pushing myself way too hard
    to make my family look good.
[13:40] Gasou
    And I had to keep lying to
    people around me to do so.
[13:47] Gasou
    Now I just get to enjoy myself.
[13:49] Gasou
    I get to live in an apartment
    with nothing tying me down.
[13:53] Gasou
    I promised my little sister we'd go to a
    bathhouse once she's out of the hospital.
[13:58] Masamune
    Gasou...
[14:00] Gasou
    I don't have to force myself to
    act like a guy anymore, either.
[14:07] Masamune
    I see...
[14:10] Masamune
    It's true that I was pissed when she used
    my name and tried to act like me...
[14:14] Masamune
    And I was wondering what
    happened after all that.
[14:20] Masamune
    I'm glad.
[14:22] Masamune
    I guess that might be weird coming from me.
[14:27] Gasou
    Yeah, it's pretty weird.
[14:29] Gasou
    But to think that the bullied, chubby little
    Masamune-kun would change so much.
[14:34] Masamune
    Wh-What? Now you're gonna threaten me?
[14:38] Gasou
    No. Honestly, I sorta want you
    to take responsibility for this.
[14:41] Masamune
    Responsibility?
[14:43] Gasou
    Make me your wife.
[14:45] Masamune
    What?!
[14:46] Gasou
    I thought about it and realized
    that you're pretty rich yourself,
[14:50] Gasou
    and you get good grades,
[14:51] Gasou
    so you've also got a pretty promising future.
[14:53] Gasou
    See? I guess I don't have to give up just yet.
[14:57] Masamune
    Nope! Not happening! Do you hear yourself?!
[14:58] Masamune
    I'm already dating someone, anyway!
[15:03] Gasou
    Why are you taking this so seriously?
[15:05] Masamune
    Wait, what?! It was a joke?!
[15:07] Gasou
    You really just said,
    "I'm already dating someone!"
[15:10] Gasou
    You mean...
[15:13] Gasou
    Aki-chan, don't you?
[15:16] Masamune
    Oh, never mind!
[15:22] Gasou
    Man, you really are strange, Masamune-kun.
[15:33] Aki
    Upsy-daisy...
[15:37] Aki
    I wonder if this thing really works...
[15:43] Masamune
    What are you doing?
[15:47] Aki
    Makabe!
[15:49] Aki
    T-Took you long enough!
    Did you actually go to Africa or something?
[15:53] Masamune
    A-A lot happened, okay?
[15:58] Masamune
    What?
[16:01] Masamune
    A stove?
[16:03] Aki
    Yoshino found it back there.
    I thought I might be able to use it.
[16:07] Masamune
    You just want it out here? Hup.
[16:10] Aki
    Th-Thank—
[16:11] Masamune
    I'll set it in the center.
[16:13] Aki
    Huh?!
[16:15] Aki
    Uh, sure...
[16:22] Aki
    The only problem with
    this shed is that it's cold.
[16:26] Masamune
    Are you planning to spend
    the long winter in here?
[16:29] Aki
    Shut up and just give me the food you bought!
[16:33] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah, Zebra-sama.
[16:37] Masamune
    Man, is it that hard to just say thank you?
SIGN    Explosive
    Croquette Bun
[16:42] Aki
    O-Of course I can! I was just about to
    say it! It's the right thing to do!
[16:46] Masamune
    Uh-huh...
[16:52] Aki
    Here. You can have this.
[16:55] Aki
    Good job. Here's your treat.
SIGN    Explosive
SIGN    Croquette Bun
[17:00] Masamune
    Having fried food right now might be, uh...
[17:03] Aki
    And you can have a rice ball, too.
    Do you want salmon or cod roe?
[17:07] Masamune
    I have my own thing, okay?!
[17:09] Aki
    That's not enough! You need to eat more!
[17:11] Aki
    The old Masamune was much rounder!
[17:15] Aki
    We should get some
    donuts after school, too.
[17:17] Aki
    Also, you need to try this new drink.
[17:19] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait!
[17:21] Masamune
    What is this plan of fattening me up again?
[17:23] Masamune
    I got skinny so I could get revenge on you!
[17:28] Masamune
    Though it was all a misunderstanding...
[17:33] Masamune
    Not like I can say any of that.
[17:36] Aki
    The new one is apparently
    white chocolate whipped cream.
[17:39] Aki
    Let's go right after school, and...
[17:41] Masamune
    Um...
[17:43] Masamune
    Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
[17:45] Aki
    Huh?
[17:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:48] Aki
    Er, I mean...
[17:51] Aki
    But how am I supposed to reward you, then?
[17:54] Masamune
    No, really!
[17:56] Masamune
    Just the sentiment...
[17:59] Masamune
    is more than enough.
[18:11] Aki
    D-Don't touch me so casually!
[18:15] Masamune
    S-Sorry! I wasn't thinking!
[18:20] Yoshino
    I got some kerosene from the janitor's office.
[18:29] Masamune
    Well, bye!
[18:40] Masamune
    Man, I panicked.
    But why the heck was I panicking?
[18:48] Masamune
    The one who called me
    Pig's Foot wasn't Adagaki Aki.
[18:52] Masamune
    And Master feels bad about it.
[18:59] Masamune
    I don't have anyone to hate anymore...
[19:08] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:20] Masamune
    U-Um...
[19:22] Masamune
    Master!
[19:31] Masamune
    Master and I used to come here pretty often.
[19:37] Masamune
    We'd talk about the details of our plan...
[19:46] Masamune
    Was that the tree she
    hung me upside-down from?
[19:51] Yoshino
    No. It's the next one over.
[19:56] Yoshino
    I'll do it again if you'd like.
[19:59] Masamune
    I'll pass, thanks.
[20:00] Masamune
    How did our conversation turn into this?
[20:04] Yoshino
    You're right.
[20:06] Yoshino
    We should get to the point.
[20:09] Masamune
    Y-Yeah, I was just wondering
    how you're doing lately.
[20:12] Masamune
    No problems?
[20:13] Yoshino
    No. Nothing.
[20:15] Masamune
    That's good.
[20:17] Yoshino
    It's because you didn't tell
    Aki-sama what I did.
[20:29] Masamune
    I mean, what would be the point?
[20:32] Masamune
    I almost let slip to her that I tried
    to get close to her for revenge.
[20:37] Masamune
    Most importantly...
[20:40] Masamune
    I couldn't blame you,
    since you continued to feel bad.
[20:50] Masamune
    Despite everything that happened,
    I'm going out with her.
[20:53] Masamune
    That part is on track.
[20:56] Yoshino
    I see. So everything's okay, then.
[20:58] Masamune
    Well, actually...
[21:00] Masamune
    I'm sorry! It's not okay!
[21:03] Masamune
    Going out with someone is super hard!
[21:08] Yoshino
    Honestly, Pig's Foot...
[21:10] Masamune
    Yes, you can call me a pig all you want!
[21:13] Masamune
    Considering she clearly
    wants me to become a pig!
[21:16] Masamune
    What am I supposed to do now, Master Koiwai?
[21:19] Masamune
    Please show me some mercy!
[21:21] Masamune
    I beg of you! Koiwai-sama!
[21:29] Yoshino
    This is your last bonus.
[21:31] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
[21:34] Masamune
    Christmas Eve!
[21:36] Yoshino
    She'll be really happy if
    you celebrate it with her.
[21:39] Masamune
    I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
[21:49] Yoshino
    Also...
[21:51] Yoshino
    I'm going to stop making contact
[21:54] Yoshino
    with you like this.
[22:01] Masamune
    Huh?

E6 - Our Second Date

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:03] (Flashback) Yoshino
    This is your last bonus.
[00:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Aki-sama's birthday is the 24th of this month.
[00:09] (Flashback) Masamune
    Christmas Eve!
[00:11] (Flashback) Yoshino
    She'll be really happy if
    you celebrate it with her.
[00:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    I see! Thank you, Master! No, my goddess!
[00:23] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Also...
[00:25] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'm going to stop making contact
[00:29] (Flashback) Yoshino
    with you like this.
[00:35] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
SIGN    #6 "Our Second Date"
[02:14] Aki
    My birfdayth?
[02:16] Masamune
    I was born in January,
    but I was wondering when you were born.
[02:21] Aki
    Huh... When do you think it is?
[02:23] Masamune
    Uh... I dunno. I'm not really
    good at guessing. Maybe summer?
[02:29] Aki
    Well, you're way off. It's December 24th.
[02:34] Masamune
    She's so cute when she makes faces
    like that. Just like when we were kids.
[02:38] Masamune
    Huh... So you were born on Christmas Eve.
[02:41] Masamune
    Let me celebrate that day with you, then.
[02:44] Aki
    That's not a bad proposal
    coming from you for once.
[02:49] Masamune
    Is that an okay? Yes! I did it, Master!
[02:53] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, here's your extra mochi.
[02:58] Masamune
    Right. That was the agreement.
    She's so thorough.
[03:06] Masamune
    Anyway, I can't get any more help from Master.
[03:10] Masamune
    I'll have to think up these
    Christmas plans myself.
SIGN    Here's Our
    Recommended
    Christmas Course!
SIGN    Cute Christmas Fashion
    and Accessories ♥
SIGN    Our Best Christmas Date
    Report!!
[03:13] Masamune
    But there are just too many options...
[03:17] Masamune
    S-Say, Chinatsu.
[03:19] Chinatsu
    Hm?
[03:20] Masamune
    If you were going on a Christmas
    date, what would you like to do?
[03:23] Chinatsu
    A Christmas date?
    Why, go to a castle, of course!
[03:27] Masamune
    What?
[03:28] Chinatsu
    I'd rent out a whole castle,
    cosplay as a princess, and dance!
[03:32] Masamune
    I'm talking about something
    rooted in reality here.
[03:36] Chinatsu
    Oh. Then I guess I could
    compromise and settle for
[03:38] Chinatsu
    dinner at a hotel with an ocean view.
[03:40] Masamune
    You middle school girls sure expect a lot.
[03:43] Kinue
    What's this? Are you talking about dates?
[03:45] Chinatsu
    Mom! You've had a Christmas
    dinner with Dad before, right?
[03:49] Kinue
    I have! But it was so troublesome
[03:52] Kinue
    because they accidentally
    brought out a kids' lunch for me.
[03:55] Chinatsu
    What the heck?
[03:56] Kinue
    And then they brought out Hamburg steak.
[03:59] Chinatsu
    Yeah?
[03:59] Masamune
    Yeah, my bad for even
    asking you two in the first place.
[03:59] Kinue
    I couldn't eat all of it.
[04:00] Chinatsu
    Did you, though?
[04:01] Kinue
    Yeah. My stomach was so full.
[04:06] Chinatsu
    Oh. Hey, by the way, Onii-chan.
[04:08] Chinatsu
    Since we're talking about Christmas,
[04:10] Chinatsu
    Mom did a lottery in the
    shopping district today and...
[04:18] Masamune
    When all else fails...
[04:20] Masamune
    I'll have to rely on the bible of a million girls,
    as well as my own...
Rose-eyed Steroid*!
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
SIGN    Hanano Rabuko
SIGN    Vvoooorrrr
SIGN    m 0 0 l 20 0 l 20 68 l 0 68
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 110 l 0 110
SIGN    That's
    fine,
SIGN    because
    you're
    safe.
SIGN    ...
    was
    ruined.
[04:37] Masamune
    Christmases in 2D are so overshadowed by
    other incidents that it's not Christmas at all!
[04:49] Aki
    Maybe I should just buy some new outfits.
[04:52] Aki
    What do you think?
[04:56] Yoshino
    I'm sure you'd look amazing
    in any of them, Aki-sama.
[05:00] Kojuurou
    A perfect place for a Christmas date?
[05:03] Masamune
    Shh! Not so loud!
[05:05] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry. Is this for you and Adagaki-san?
[05:09] Masamune
    Yeah...
[05:10] Kojuurou
    Aw, that sounds like fun.
[05:12] Masamune
    I've been researching a lot,
    but nothing's really speaking to me.
[05:16] Kojuurou
    Well, I know plenty of
    exceptional restaurants.
SIGN    Italian "Buono"
[05:21] Kojuurou
    The fresh pasta at this
    Italian place is amazing,
[05:24] Kojuurou
    and this place has great
    super-soft Hamburg steak.
[05:27] Kojuurou
    Oh, and you need a reservation
    for the pancakes at this café,
[05:30] Kojuurou
    but they're super yummy!
    You have to try them once before you die!
[05:33] Masamune
    R-Right...
[06:12] Employee
    Welcome.
[06:12] Employee
    Thank you very much.
[06:20] Masamune
    Just five more minutes...
[06:24] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:34] Aki
    What?
[06:35] Masamune
    Oh, just... I guess you really did decide
    against cosplaying as Hada Pure.
[06:39] Aki
    Th-That was just Yoshino's mistake!
[06:42] Masamune
    I know. You told me before.
[06:44] Aki
    Just forget about it already!
    Right this second! Sooner, if you can!
[06:48] Aki
    So, what are we going to do today?
[06:55] Masamune
    I couldn't think of anything too creative,
[06:58] Masamune
    so sorry it's a rehash of last time, but...
[07:00] Aki
    No zombies?
[07:02] Masamune
    No zombies.
[07:04] Aki
    Well, okay, then.
[07:06] Masamune
    Sorry, but I didn't rent out the whole theater.
[07:09] Aki
    I guess I can't expect too much.
[07:14] (Flashback) Aki
    Hey.
[07:15] (Flashback) Aki
    You're too close.
[07:17] Masamune
    I bought one extra seat to*
    the side again, just in case,
[07:20] Masamune
    but I doubt it'll be any different...
[07:26] Aki
    I mean, I'm not going to tell you
    not to sit next to me if we're dating.
[07:37] Old Man
    Pochi! Come here!
[07:42] Masamune
    I can't even concentrate...
[07:44] Masamune
    The smell of popcorn and
    the actors' cheesy lines
[07:47] Masamune
    are messing with my brain.
[07:53] Masamune
    But I should try not to forget...
[07:56] Masamune
    that the feelings we feel right
    now actually made us happy.
[08:01] Masamune
    They weren't a lie.
[08:09] Narino
    Yoshino.
[08:11] Narino
    It's Christmas. Why do you look so gloomy?
[08:14] Yoshino
    I don't. And Christmas doesn't concern me.
[08:17] Narino
    Well, I guess you're right.
[08:19] Narino
    Here.
[08:24] Yoshino
    What's this?
[08:25] Narino
    Work, you dummy. Well, see you later.
[08:35] Aki
    Th-That wasn't fair...
[08:38] Aki
    I let my guard down because
    you said there were no zombies,
[08:40] Aki
    but it was a story about
    an old man and animals.
[08:43] Aki
    I just...
[08:44] Masamune
    This time, she's crying because
    she was moved to tears.
[08:47] Masamune
    Okay, okay. Just calm down.
    I have reservations at a café nearby.
[08:51] Aki
    A café?
[08:58] Aki
    What's it like?
[08:59] Masamune
    I guess they serve pancakes.
[09:01] Masamune
    The Sweets General recommended
    it to me, so it should be good.
[09:07] Masamune
    It should be around here somewhere...
[09:09] Masamune
    It's on the second floor
    of a building with a roof.
[09:11] Aki
    Could it be that place?
[09:16] Masamune
    What?!
[09:19] Masamune
    Um... Is everything oka—
[09:21] Owner
    My shop!
[09:24] Girl A
    Oh... That fire this morning
    must've been at this café.
[09:28] Girl B
    I guess so. It was really good, too.
[09:30] Girl A
    Poor guy.
[09:35] Masamune
    I guess I now belong in
    the 2D world of incidents.
[09:40] Masamune
    W-We'll just have to go somewhere else.
[09:42] Aki
    Yeah.
[09:44] Female Employee
    I'm very sorry.
[09:45] Male Employee A
    We are currently...
[09:47] Male Employee B
    We apologize for the wait.
[09:49] Masamune
    Curse you, Christmas...
[09:52] Aki
    It's fine. This is just a
    bad time to go anywhere.
[09:55] Aki
    We can give up for today, and—
[09:57] Masamune
    No, Adagaki-san!
[09:58] Masamune
    We mustn't give up so easily!
[10:00] Masamune
    Do you have any idea just how
    much research I did for this day?
[10:04] Masamune
    So for you to tell me give up so easily...
    I can't let that slide, even if it's you!
[10:08] Masamune
    Do you understand?!
[10:10] Aki
    O-Okay, fine. Jeez.
[10:12] Aki
    What are we going to do, then?
[10:15] Masamune
    Somewhere else that's nearby,
    where we can eat and rest...
[10:23] Masamune
    Want to come over to my place?
[10:31] Aki
    Are you sure your family
    will be okay with this?
[10:35] Masamune
    Yeah, it's fine. I'm sure they'll
    welcome you with open arms.
[10:38] Masamune
    Just like when Master and
    Fujinomiya-san came over...
[10:41] Kinue
    Go on, eat up. We've got
    chicken and cake ready for you.
[10:45] Chinatsu
    What?! Onii-chan finally lucked out?!
[10:49] Masamune
    Actually, they might be a bit annoying...
[10:52] Masamune
    M-Maybe it'll be okay...
[10:56] Aki
    It's fine. We're already here,
    so I'll accept your invitation.
[11:00] Masamune
    They might make a big fuss
    at first... but they won't bite.
[11:05] Aki
    Do you have a ferocious dog or something?
[11:07] Masamune
    I'm home!
[11:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:12] Masamune
    H-Hang on one second.
[11:19] Masamune
    Wait, no one's here. That can't be right...
[11:25] Chinatsu
    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
SIGN    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
    Chinatsu
SIGN    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
    -Mom-
[11:28] Chinatsu
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
[11:32] Kinue
    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
[11:34] Kinue
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
[11:36] Masamune
    I-I didn't hear anything about this!
[11:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Since we're talking about Christmas,
[11:42] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Mom did a lottery in the
    shopping district today and...
[11:45] Masamune
    That's what she meant!
[11:49] Aki
    Um, Makabe?
[11:51] Aki
    Is your family not home?
[11:54] Masamune
    Um, uh, well...
[11:59] Aki
    What's this?
[12:05] Aki
    This means...
[12:07] Masamune
    Basically, this means we're
    completely alone together!
[12:15] Frank and Muriel
    Joyeux Noel.
[12:27] Muriel
    So yummy!
[12:31] Frank
    To think that I get to spend Christmas
    with my adorable little sister...
[12:34] Frank
    I'm so blessed!
[12:37] Muriel
    Stop being so dramatic.
    You're embarrassing me.
[12:46] Muriel
    Here. Your present.
[12:51] Frank
    This is...
[12:52] Muriel
    I'm happy that I get to spend
    Christmas with you, too.
[12:57] Frank
    M-Muriel... I'm so glad to be alive!
[13:02] Muriel
    Oh, and here's a list of circles
    I want you to visit.
[13:05] Muriel
    This one's super popular right now.
[13:07] Frank
    Huh?
[13:08] Muriel
    You're going to Japon again at
    the end of the year, aren't you?
[13:11] Frank
    S-So what you're saying is...
[13:13] Muriel
    Will you go to the huge year-end
    doujinshi event for me?
[13:20] Frank
    Of course I will!
    Leave this to your big brother!
[13:23] Muriel
    Yay!
SIGN    I'm going to the hot springs with Mom!
    It's the thing Mom won in the lottery!
    Chinatsu
SIGN    Your dad is on a business trip until tomorrow.
    Too bad we all couldn't go together.
    -Mom-
[13:30] Aki
    Is this some kind of trap?!
    Did I just leap into a wolf's den?
[13:34] Masamune
    Does she think I did this on purpose?
    No! This is a misunderstanding!
[13:40] Masamune and Aki
    Um—
[13:44] Aki
    C-Calm down. You'll be finished if
    you panic and show him weakness.
[13:50] Masamune
    Don't be hasty! You won't be convincing
    at all if you're acting suspicious!
[13:54] Aki
    W-Well, I guess if they
    aren't here, they aren't here.
[13:58] Aki
    I mean, we just stopped by to have some tea.
[14:01] Aki
    This is no problem at all.
[14:04] Aki
    Or what? Did you have
    some ulterior motive in mind?
[14:08] Masamune
    L-Like hell I did!
[14:11] Aki
    In that case, Makabe Masamune-kun,
    could I have some tea, please?
[14:15] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[14:21] Masamune
    Damn it! I feel like I lost somehow!
[14:25] Masamune
    Anyway, tea. Where are the tea leaves?
[14:30] Kinue
    Maa-kun, do you want some snacks?
[14:31] Kinue
    Want some roll cake?
[14:33] Kinue
    I made a parfait! Want some?
[14:38] Masamune
    Are there only snacks in this whole household?
[14:40] Masamune
    Tea leaves, please!
    I will even accept tea bags!
[14:43] Aki
    Hey. Can't you even make tea quietly?
[14:47] Masamune
    Oh, er... I was just looking for the tea.
[14:50] Aki
    And you can't find it. I figured as much.
[14:54] Aki
    Whatever. You can just get some cups out.
[14:56] Aki
    I'll help you look for the tea.
[14:59] Masamune
    Sorry...
[15:04] Masamune
    Huh... I guess she can be pretty nice.
[15:09] Aki
    Say, Makabe.
[15:10] Masamune
    Yeah?
[15:11] Aki
    We were supposed to eat pancakes today, right?
SIGN    For Meals or Dessert!
    Fluffy and Delicious!
SIGN    You can make
    them with water
SIGN    1. Mix eggs and milk in a bowl.
    Next, pour in the pancake mix and
    stir well.
    
    2. Make sure the frying pan is heated.
    Put in a little bit of oil, and then
    pour in the batter.
    
    3. Fry them on low heat for 3 minutes,
    flip them over, and fry them
    for another 2 minutes.
[15:18] Masamune
    First we add the powder to some milk and eggs...
[15:22] Aki
    I found them both in your fridge.
[15:24] Masamune
    Once the batter is mixed, you just fry
    them in the frying pan... apparently.
[15:34] Aki
    That side's done. Better flip it over now.
[15:38] Masamune
    All right... Hup!
[15:43] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[15:45] Aki
    Oh, you're so helpless.
[15:51] Aki
    Hup!
[15:55] Aki
    Makabe...
[15:58] Aki
    Well... we managed to make some.
[16:01] Masamune
    We never did find the tea, though.
[16:03] Aki
    Well, we found a can of
    hot cocoa, so it's fine.
[16:06] Aki
    Let's eat.
[16:07] Masamune
    I honestly wanted sugar-free...
[16:22] Aki
    Hot cocoa and pancakes... Not bad.
[16:26] Masamune
    But she seems happy, so it's fine.
[16:29] Masamune
    Here. Open wide.
[16:34] Masamune
    Oh? What's wrong? Did that get to you?
[16:37] Masamune
    This is nothing, right?
[16:39] Aki
    You're still mad about earlier?
[16:41] Masamune
    I don't know. Am I?
[16:44] Aki
    Everyone always says I'm sadistic,
    but you're far more sadistic than me.
[16:55] Masamune
    I felt something weird there just now.
[16:58] Aki
    The flavor's definitely lacking something.
[17:00] Aki
    You didn't add enough toppings!
[17:04] Masamune
    Huh? Hey, wait!
[17:08] Masamune
    This is way too much...
[17:10] Aki
    Why? I think it's suitable for you.
[17:16] Masamune
    Suitable for me?
[17:18] Masamune
    What the heck do you know about me?
[17:21] Aki
    Oh, that's right.
[17:23] Aki
    I saw vanilla ice cream in the freezer—
[17:26] Masamune
    Adagaki-san.
[17:29] Masamune
    Come with me for a sec.
[17:30] Aki
    Wha—
[17:32] Aki
    What's with you all of a sudden, Makabe?!
[17:38] Masamune
    This is my room.
[17:50] Masamune
    That, too.
[18:01] Aki
    No way...
[18:04] Aki
    You still had this?
[18:07] Masamune
    No...
[18:08] Masamune
    No! That's not the point, Aki-chan!
[18:12] Aki
    Masamune?
[18:14] Masamune
    It's true that I'm the fat little Masamune
    you knew eight years ago.
[18:18] Masamune
    But I wanted to change from that,
    and that's how I became who I am now.
[18:21] Masamune
    So it's a bit hard for me when someone
    wants me to go back to that.
[18:26] Masamune
    Even if it was all a misunderstanding,
    I can't imagine wanting to be my old self.
[18:31] Aki
    W-Wait...
[18:35] Masamune
    Am I worthless... the way I am now?
[18:40] Aki
    Wai—
[18:43] Masamune
    Ow...
[18:51] Aki
    I...
[19:00] Aki
    Makabe?
[19:02] Masamune
    Sorry!
[19:03] Masamune
    Excuse me a sec.
[19:08] Aki
    What?
[19:15] Masamune
    What the hell am I doing?
[19:22] Aki
    Where the heck did Makabe go?
[19:25] Aki
    Honestly, what's his problem?
[19:27] Aki
    First he invites me over,
    and then he just disappears!
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    In the 2nd floor
    bathroom RN
SIGN    In the 2nd floor
    bathroom RN
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Please just take that and
    leave for today
SIGN    I'm really sorry
SIGN    Also, Happy Birthday
[19:52] Aki
    A present?
[19:56] Aki
    Is this it?
[20:01] Masamune
    I'm not sure if I should be grateful that my
    phone was in my butt pocket or not...
[20:05] Masamune
    But seriously, I'm in so much pain.
[20:08] Masamune
    Were the loli hag's ingredients
    rotten or something?
SIGN    Okay.
    Take care.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[20:16] Masamune
    No, that's not it.
[20:21] Masamune
    The last time I had a stomachache,
    I didn't break out in hives like this.
[20:26] Masamune
    They started appearing when...
[20:32] Masamune
    I can't touch Adagaki Aki.
[20:40] Yoshino
    Welcome home, Aki-sama.
[20:43] Aki
    Why are you dressed like that?
[20:45] Yoshino
    The master is having a Christmas party.
[20:48] Yoshino
    I slipped away from bingo duty.
[20:50] Aki
    I see. Well, good work.
[20:56] Yoshino
    Was your date not fun?
[20:59] Aki
    Th-That's not true!
[21:02] Aki
    That's not true...
[21:05] Aki
    That's not true, but...
[21:09] Aki
    Say, Yoshino.
[21:12] Aki
    Could it be that I have no
    appeal as a woman at all?
[21:22] Yoshino
    You have plenty of appeal, Aki-sama.
[21:24] Aki
    No, forget it! Never mind! It's nothing!
[21:38] Aki
    They look just like Sean and Lancelot.
[21:42] Aki
    Those memories are irreplaceable to me.
[21:47] Aki
    Don't you feel the same way?
[21:51] Aki
    That's what I thought, at least...
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[22:06] Aki
    What did that mean?

E7 - There's No Point in This Confession

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] Neko's Grandfather
    Happy New Year.
[00:05] Neko's Uncle
    Happy New Year, Father.
[00:08] Neko's Aunt
    To another glorious year, Father.
[00:12] Relative
    You look quite radiant today.
[00:14] Relative
    To another glorious year.
[00:17] Neko's Grandfather
    Indeed. I am glad to see that
    you're all doing well.
[00:22] Relative
    Oh, there's not enough sake.
[00:25] Neko
    Allow me.
[00:26] Relative
    Oh, no, Neko-san.
    You're just getting over an illness.
[00:29] Neko
    No, I'm quite all right now.
[00:44] Shouta
    Whee! Vroom!
[00:50] Neko
    Oh, my. Are you all right?
[00:52] Yuriko
    Hey! What do you think you're doing, Shouta?
[00:55] Yuriko
    You need to behave today!
[00:57] Neko
    Yuriko-neesan?
[01:00] Yuriko
    Oh! Is that you, Neko-chan?
[01:03] Yuriko
    What a surprise that was!
    You've gotten so pretty!
[01:06] Neko
    I guess we haven't seen
    each other since your wedding.
[01:09] Yuriko
    Yes. I think you were about
    Shouta's age back then.
[01:14] Neko
    Yes, I was quite small and round.
[01:17] Yuriko
    Yes, exactly! It's so hard to picture that now!
[01:22] Neko
    Yes...
SIGN    #7 "There's No Point in This Confession"
[03:01] Masamune
    You don't know what's causing it?
[03:03] Doctor
    Yes. It's not unreasonable to think that
[03:06] Doctor
    you've suddenly developed
    some sort of food allergy.
[03:10] Doctor
    But considering where your hives
    appeared, that likelihood is low.
[03:16] Masamune
    I see.
[03:18] Doctor
    At your age, your hormones
    can become a wreck at any time.
[03:22] Doctor
    It's not uncommon for even a
    little bit of stress to cause hives.
[03:27] Masamune
    A little bit of stress?
[03:29] Doctor
    Anyway, take it easy for a while,
    and we'll keep an eye on this
[03:33] Doctor
    as we wait for your blood tests.
[03:35] Masamune
    Uh, okay.
[03:37] Doctor
    Please come see me again in a week.
[03:40] Doctor
    If anything else happens in that time,
    we'll do a more thorough checkup.
[03:44] Masamune
    Okay. Thank you very much.
[03:50] Masamune
    Stress, huh?
[04:05] Girl
    Aw, I should've gotten anmitsu.
[04:07] Girl 2
    The ozouni looked good, too.
[04:10] Girl
    Right?
[04:11] Masamune
    The first shrine visit of the year...
[04:16] Tae
    The first shrine visit of the year...
[04:18] Kojuurou
    Did you go already, President?
[04:20] Tae
    Nope.
[04:21] Tae
    For the first three days of the year,
[04:23] Tae
    we go to see relatives on
    both sides of my family.
[04:26] Tae
    That's where I get to experience
    the grueling activity of
[04:29] Tae
    babysitting all the little brats under
    the guise of "New Year's greetings."
[04:34] Kojuurou
    I've heard of people gaining
    a little weight over New Year's,
[04:37] Kojuurou
    but I guess you get a diet
    and a workout for yours.
[04:41] Tae
    What about you, Kojuurou-kyun?
[04:42] Kojuurou
    I basically spent all my
    time in front of the TV.
[04:45] Kojuurou
    I binge-watched The Solitary Gourmand.
[04:48] Tae
    Aw... We just rang in the new year,
[04:52] Tae
    so I want to have some fun and
    celebrate with all of you guys.
[04:55] Kojuurou
    Like when we all went to the ocean?
[04:57] Tae
    Hey, why don't we all do our
    first shrine visit together?
[05:00] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[05:01] Tae
    Yeah, let's do it!
[05:07] Tae
    Hey, isn't that...
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Tae
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Hey, look behind you!
    At the café!
SIGN    Tae
[05:15] Masamune
    Behind me?
[05:28] TV
    I thought it was up... but it was down.
[05:33] TV
    And then...
SIGN    My stomach hurts so much,
    I can't move
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    There's a present for you downstairs
    in my coat pocket
SIGN    Please just take that and
    leave for today
SIGN    I'm really sorry
SIGN    Also, Happy Birthday
[05:48] (Flashback) Aki
    A present?
[05:51] (Flashback) Aki
    Is this it?
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[05:57] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[05:59] TV
    See you again next week!
[05:59] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[06:01] Aki
    Huh? What?
[06:02] TV
    This program was brought to you
    by the following sponsors.
[06:02] Yoshino
    The TV show is over.
[06:05] Aki
    Huh? Oh...
[06:08] Aki
    I guess there aren't many
    interesting shows during New Year's.
[06:11] Aki
    It's nothing but comedy shows and sports.
[06:14] Yoshino
    Are you not going to go out anywhere?
[06:17] Aki
    Where in the world am I going
    to go in this cold weather?
[06:20] Yoshino
    You don't have any plans?
[06:24] Aki
    No, not really.
SIGN    January 4
[06:29] Aki
    It's not like I have any plans...
[06:34] Tae and Kojuurou
    Happy New Year!
[06:36] Masamune
    H-Happy New Year...
[06:38] Masamune
    Er, you guys sure have a lot
    of energy so early in the year.
[06:41] Kojuurou
    Well, the president and I were just talking.
[06:45] Masamune
    Talking? About what?
[06:47] Tae
    We wanted to do our first
    shrine visit with everyone.
[06:50] Kojuurou
    Masamune-kun, did you already
    do your first shrine visit?
[06:52] Masamune
    No, I just stayed at home for
    the first three days of the year.
[06:56] Tae
    Then why don't we all go together?
[06:58] Masamune
    Huh? Right now?
[07:01] Masamune
    Okay, let's do it.
[07:03] Kojuurou
    Yay!
[07:04] Tae
    Then let's go ahead and invite
    Adagaki-san and the others, too.
[07:07] Tae
    Just like when we went to the ocean!
[07:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[07:15] Tae
    Well?
[07:16] Masamune
    E-Er, I mean, Adagaki-san seems busy,
[07:19] Masamune
    so I'm sure Master... Koiwai-san is, too.
[07:24] Kojuurou
    I see...
[07:25] Tae
    Then let's at least see if
    Fujinomiya-san is available.
[07:43] (Flashback) Neko's Mother
    Come now, Neko-san.
[07:45] (Flashback) Neko's Mother
    How am I supposed to move if
    you're holding onto me so tightly?
[07:49] (Flashback) Neko's Mother
    You're so spooked by everything.
[07:54] (Flashback) Kinue
    Aw, how cute!
[07:56] (Flashback) Kinue
    She's probably around the
    same age as my Maa-kun.
[07:59] (Flashback) Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun! Come here a second.
[08:03] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    Did you find the roast beef?!
[08:07] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun, say hi. This is
    Fujinomiya-san's daughter, Neko-chan.
[08:11] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    Aw, but where's the beef?
[08:13] (Flashback) Kinue
    Go on, Neko-chan.
[08:33] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    Want some?
[08:35] (Flashback) Masamune's Father
    Come now, Masamune! You can't
    just go putting food in your pockets!
[08:40] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    What? Did you want some, too, Dad?
[08:42] (Flashback) Kinue
    Oh, my. Maa-kun's pockets
    are like a squirrel's cheeks!
SIGN    HNY! Masamune-kun, Kojuurou-kyun,
    and I are about to do our first shrine visit.
    Did you want to come with us?
[08:57] Sign
    Tae
[09:01] Neko
    With Masamune-sama?
[09:14] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:22] Neko
    Happy New Year.
[09:24] Masamune; Tae; Kojuurou
    Happy New Year!
[09:27] Kojuurou
    I-I look forward to spending another
    year with you, Fujinomiya-san.
[09:30] Neko
    Yes, likewise. To another year.
[09:35] Neko
    I look forward to spending another year
    with you, as well, Masamune-sama.
[09:39] Masamune
    Likewise.
[09:42] Neko
    Um... Are Adagaki-san and
    Koiwai-san not joining us?
[09:46] Masamune
    Oh, uh, something came up...
[09:50] Tae
    Okay! Onward to our first shrine visit!
[09:55] Tae
    I'm gonna draw a great blessing in my fortune!
[09:57] Kojuurou
    Yeah!
[09:59] Masamune
    Now it just sounds like our motive
    is to draw a great blessing.
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Great Blessing
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Mid Blessing
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Future Blessing
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
SIGN    Specialty Yakisoba
[10:38] Stall Owner
    Step right up!
[10:39] Stall Owner
    How many you want? One? Two?
[10:40] Kojuurou
    What did you wish for, Masamune-kun?
[10:41] Stall Owner
    All right, one it is.
[10:43] Tae
    What else?
[10:43] Stall Owner
    That'll be 500 yen.
[10:44] Tae
    It must've been to be able to
    have fun with Adagaki-san, right?
[10:48] Masamune
    Huh? Oh, yeah, something... like that.
[10:55] Tae
    Oh! Hey, look!
[10:57] Tae
    Hagoita! Hey! Let's play Hanetsuki!
[11:00] Kojuurou
    Sure, sounds fun!
[11:02] Masamune
    Oh, but Fujinomiya-san, do you think
    you'll physically be able to play?
[11:05] Neko
    Yes, a little exercise will be just fine.
[11:08] Neko
    And this is quite nostalgic.
[11:12] Sign
    The Annual New Year
    Fujinomiya Clan
    Grand Hanetsuki
    Tournament
[11:12] Neko's Grandfather
    The Annual New Year Fujinomiya Clan
    Grand Hanetsuki Tournament!
[11:16] Neko
    Back when I was little,
[11:18] Neko
    everyone in my family, as well as
    everyone who worked at our mansion,
[11:21] Neko
    would have a grand hanetsuki tournament.
[11:24] Masamune
    Everyone in the Fujinomiya family?
[11:27] Masamune
    I can't even imagine.
[11:30] Kojuurou
    I think there's actually a park nearby.
[11:37] Kojuurou
    Well, it looks like the president
    and I are on a team.
[11:40] Tae
    The losing team has to buy everyone drinks.
[11:42] Neko
    Bring it on.
[11:45] Masamune
    Okay, here we go.
[11:47] Tae
    Hi-yah!
[11:48] Neko
    Go!
[11:49] Kojuurou
    Whoa... There!
[11:52] Tae
    Take that!
[11:58] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun!
[12:00] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry!
[12:08] Tae
    Okay, now I'm gonna get serious!
[12:14] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun...
[12:26] Masamune
    Man, I'm pretty exhausted.
[12:29] Neko
    Your face looks awful, Masamune-sama.
[12:35] Masamune
    Look who's talking, Fujinomiya-san.
[12:42] Masamune
    Man, I haven't laughed like this in a while.
[12:45] Neko
    You haven't?
[12:48] Tae
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:50] Tae
    Here. We lost, so this is on us.
[12:54] Kojuurou
    Were you okay with a
    sports drink, Masamune-kun?
[12:57] Masamune
    No, I'd prefer green tea,
    since it helps with burning fat.
[13:06] Kojuurou and Tae
    See you later!
[13:11] Neko
    Well, see you when the new term starts.
[13:13] Masamune
    See ya.
[13:19] Masamune
    Man, I think I had a bit too much fun.
[13:25] Masamune
    The hives are... gone?
[13:35] Masamune
    I guess I ended up not seeing
    Adagaki-san since Christmas Eve.
[13:41] Girl students
    Hey, I think they're over there.
[13:42] Girl students
    Really?
SIGN    Exam Room 1
[14:25] Doctor
    Please come see me again in two weeks.
[14:27] Neko
    I will. Thank you very much.
[14:39] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Shidou.
[14:41] Shidou
    My lady.
[14:42] Neko
    There were no issues. Let's go.
[14:47] Shidou
    Please go in, my lady.
[14:49] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san!
[14:54] Neko
    Masamune-sama...
[14:55] Masamune
    So I was right.
[14:57] Masamune
    I saw someone who looked like you in
    the lobby and thought it might be you.
[15:02] Neko
    Are you here to visit someone?
[15:04] Masamune
    No, I'm here to get some test results.
[15:07] Neko
    Oh, my. Are you not feeling well?
[15:10] Masamune
    Nah. There's nothing wrong at all.
[15:13] Masamune
    That's actually sorta the problem...
[15:17] Neko
    Can we give you a ride?
[15:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[15:20] Neko
    You can tell me all about it at my house.
[15:26] Shidou
    Here you are.
[15:27] Masamune
    Oh, um, th-thanks.
[15:33] Shidou
    You'd better know what'll happen
    if you do something to my lady.
[15:38] Masamune
    I'm not gonna do anything!
[15:40] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Masamune-sama.
[15:46] Neko
    These are a gift from Kyoto.
[15:48] Masamune
    Thanks.
[15:50] Neko
    So, is something troubling you?
[15:54] Masamune
    The fact that I'm discussing
    health issues with Fujinomiya Neko
[15:59] Masamune
    is a bit short-sighted, even for me.
[16:02] Masamune
    Well... is there such a thing as
[16:06] Masamune
    stress affecting your body when there's
    technically nothing wrong with you?
[16:11] Masamune
    That's weird, right?
[16:13] Masamune
    If we're talking about stress...
[16:15] Masamune
    It should've been way worse when I was
    hiding my origins and plotting my revenge...
[16:21] Masamune
    Is it because I still have
    something I haven't said?
[16:25] Masamune
    But if I say that,
    it'll affect Koiwai-san, too.
[16:49] Neko
    Or perhaps...
[16:50] Neko
    Maybe the cause is the fact that
    you don't have a lie to tell anymore.
[16:55] Masamune
    I don't have a lie to tell?
[16:59] Neko
    I have the perfect phrase to describe
    you right now, Masamune-sama.
[17:07] Masamune
    And what's that?
[17:13] Neko
    Burnout syndrome.
[17:18] Neko
    Seeing your revenge through
    was your reason to live.
[17:22] Neko
    That was your lifelong wish.
[17:25] Neko
    But that must mean that it having
    disappeared suddenly is still a shock to you,
[17:29] Neko
    despite the fact that you're
    going out with Aki-sama now.
[17:33] Neko
    Because you don't actually love her.
[17:37] Masamune
    But... I...
[17:39] Neko
    Used to love her back then?
[17:46] Neko
    Is the past that important?
[17:49] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:50] Neko
    I know this may not matter now,
    but the truth is...
[17:56] Neko
    I met you once before, a long time ago.
[18:02] Neko
    Long before Aki-sama.
[18:05] Masamune
    Huh?
[18:07] Neko
    Do you not remember?
[18:10] Neko
    It was my relative Yuriko-neesan's wedding.
[18:14] Neko
    Your family was invited due to
    the groom's business relations.
[18:20] Masamune
    H-Huh?!
[18:29] Masamune
    Sorry!
[18:31] Masamune
    Even after all that, I don't remember it!
[18:34] Neko
    I can't blame you for not remembering.
[18:41] Neko
    I had half forgotten about it myself
[18:44] Neko
    while I was wondering if I should
    have my surgery or not.
[18:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama, do you remember
    being here and saying,
[18:52] Neko
    "You don't actually like me, either"?
[18:57] Masamune
    Well, yeah, of course...
[19:04] Masamune
    I remember that much...
[19:08] Neko
    It frustrated me, but I couldn't argue.
[19:12] Neko
    Because I was trying to start a game of love
    just based on my meager memories.
[19:20] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[19:22] Neko
    But you see, Masamune-sama...
[19:25] Neko
    Even if my original intentions were dishonest,
[19:28] Neko
    I'm not going to disparage
    the person I've been since.
[19:32] Neko
    Because...
[19:35] Neko
    I can say this without any hesitation now.
[19:40] Neko
    The past doesn't matter.
[19:42] Neko
    I've fallen in love with you right now.
[19:48] Neko
    What about you?
[19:51] Neko
    I recommend casting aside your
    pretenses and preconceptions.
[19:57] Neko
    So that you stop
    blaming yourself, as well.
[20:03] Neko
    Of course... I wouldn't mind
    helping you with that if I can.
[20:20] Shidou
    Hold it right there!
[20:22] Shidou
    Please move, my lady!
[20:24] Shidou
    I'm going to extinguish this fool at once.
[20:27] Masamune
    Wha— Shidou-san! Calm down!
[20:31] Neko
    There's nothing to worry about, Shidou.
[20:41] Neko
    No mistakes will be happening here.
[20:44] Masamune
    Wait, this is...
[20:46] Neko
    I think I'm also in need of casting aside
    my pretenses and preconceptions.
[20:58] Neko
    Masamune-sama, let me get
    you some more coffee.
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    You went to the hospital, didn't you?
    Was everything okay?
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[21:22] Masamune
    Pretenses and preconceptions, huh?
[21:27] Masamune
    If there's a haze over my eyes right now...
[21:31] Masamune
    If there's some other truth...
[21:36] Masamune
    Then I sure the hell would
    like to know what it is!
[21:40] Masamune
    Huh?!
[21:41] People
    You okay?
[21:42] People
    Come on, now.
[21:43] People
    What's the matter?
[21:44] Masamune
    Crap! Was that my fault?
[21:49] Masamune
    I'm really sorry! Are you okay?
[21:54] Masamune
    Master?
SIGN    Grapel
[22:07] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...

E8 - There Are Things You Shouldn't Realize

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:20] Aki
    I'm hungry! Yoshino!
[00:25] Aki
    Yoshino?
[00:31] Aki
    Yoshino?
[00:35] Aki
    Yoshino? Are you not here?
[00:39] Aki
    That's strange.
[00:44] Aki
    Hey, Narino. Do you know where Yoshino is?
[00:47] Narino
    What's wrong?
[00:48] Aki
    I got hungry right before
    I was supposed to leave,
[00:51] Aki
    so I thought I'd have her make me something.
[00:54] Narino
    My sister went out shopping.
[00:56] Aki
    Shopping? That's strange.
[00:59] Aki
    Did I ask her to get me something?
[01:02] Narino
    No, I asked her to get something.
[01:05] Narino
    And I told her to buy something
    for herself, too.
[01:09] Aki
    I see.
[01:14] Narino
    Otherwise, she'd never do
    anything for herself,
[01:20] Narino
    considering she's stuck in errand girl mode.
SIGN    #8 "There Are Things You Shouldn't Realize"
[02:54] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[03:04] Masamune
    Master...
SIGN    Grapel
[03:09] Yoshino
    Well...
[03:12] Yoshino
    Bye.
[03:15] Yoshino
    Ow!
[03:16] Masamune
    Are you hurt?
[03:18] Yoshino
    The biggest blunder of my life...
[03:21] Masamune
    What nonsense are you going on about?
[03:24] Masamune
    You sprained your ankle, didn't you?
[03:31] Yoshino
    I'm fine.
[03:33] Masamune
    Anyway, this isn't the best place.
[03:35] Masamune
    Let's go somewhere else.
[03:41] Masamune
    Why do you have brass knuckles?!
[03:44] Yoshino
    I can't hold back when my life is in danger.
[03:47] Masamune
    Why are you saying that
    with such a serious face?!
[03:50] Masamune
    Well, can you move, then?!
[03:57] Masamune
    She moves like she's ancient.
[04:09] Masamune
    See? You can't walk, right?
[04:17] Yoshino
    At least make it a piggyback ride...
[04:23] Masamune
    That's what this was about?
[04:31] Sonoka
    Aki-sama's late...
[04:34] Kikune
    Last time, Aki-sama canceled
    because she said something came up.
[04:40] Mari
    Yes. This social gathering between
    Aki-sama and us, her bodyguards...
[04:46] Mari
    has been either canceled or
    delayed three times out of five.
[04:53] Sonoka
    And they're all due to that incident!
[04:55] Sonoka
    Ever since rumors started going around about
    Aki-sama going out with Makabe Masamune!
[05:01] Kikune
    Rumors... about them going out?
[05:04] Mari
    A-A moment, please. I'm not sure
    if "rumor" is quite the right word...
[05:10] Sonoka
    I called it a rumor because it is a rumor!
[05:12] Sonoka
    It's basically an urban legend!
[05:15] Mari
    I'd rather not admit it myself...
[05:18] Mari
    But it is a known fact that Aki-sama
    and Makabe Masamune are dating.
[05:23] Sonoka
    I won't accept it!
[05:25] Mari
    You need to face reality!
[05:27] Sonoka
    But I don't wanna!
[05:29] Sonoka
    It's a rumor! It's just a rumor,
    dang it! Aki-sama!
[05:30] Kikune
    Hang on a sec! No good is going
    to come of us fighting over this!
[05:40] Kikune
    Today's just gonna have to
    be the day we ask Aki-sama
[05:44] Kikune
    how the hell she ended up going out
    with that Makabe Masamune!
[05:49] Kikune
    I still believe in the theory
    that Makabe's tricking her!
[05:52] Sonoka
    Well, of course he is!
[05:54] Mari
    B-But...
[05:58] Mari
    If there's just a slight chance...
    no, even a sliver of a chance
[06:03] Mari
    that Aki-sama really has feelings
    for Makabe Masamune...
[06:11] Sonoka and Kikune
    If she does?
[06:14] Mari
    Perhaps she may think us worrying about her
    is nothing more than a nuisance, and...
[06:25] Sonoka
    Then... Then what are we supposed to do?!
[06:28] Kikuna
    Oh, yeah! Ever since it was reported
[06:30] Kikuna
    at the end of last year that
    Aki-sama was going out with Makabe,
[06:33] Kikuna
    she's never given us a proper explanation!
[06:37] Mari
    To be honest, I have no idea
[06:41] Mari
    how we should even approach this.
[06:46] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:50] Sonoka
    A-Aki-sama...
[06:52] Kikune
    Um, er...
[06:56] Mari
    Y-You look... radiant... today...
[07:13] Masamune
    People keep staring at us.
[07:17] Masamune
    But more importantly...
[07:23] Yoshino
    Am I heavy?
[07:24] Masamune
    No, not really!
[07:26] Masamune
    She'd kill me for saying this, but...
[07:28] Masamune
    Her boobs are squished
    so tight against my back...
[07:33] Masamune
    She'd just snap my neck like... "crack."
[07:37] Masamune
    Master can get pretty violent at times...
[07:41] Masamune
    But this weight and sensation...
[07:45] Masamune
    No, no, no! If she ever found out
    I was worried about that...
[07:49] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[07:50] Masamune
    Did she figure me out?! I'm gonna die!
[07:52] Yoshino
    You can put me down.
[07:55] Yoshino
    There's a park over there.
    I'll be fine if I rest there.
[08:01] Masamune
    Oh...
[08:02] Masamune
    What are you talking about?
    You don't need to be—
[08:05] Yoshino
    I'm wearing a skirt, and
    people might see my panties!
[08:09] Masamune
    Okay, we can go over there.
[08:12] Yoshino
    Make it extra quick.
[08:14] Masamune
    This whole time, I was
    worried about her boobs,
[08:16] Masamune
    and she was worried about
    something completely different...
[08:29] Aki
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[08:31] Aki
    I haven't been able to match my
    schedule with all of yours lately.
[08:34] Sonoka
    I-It's okay...
[08:35] Kikune
    W-We're not worried about that.
[08:37] Mari
    Y-You needn't worry about us.
[08:47] Kikune
    Hey, ask her the question already.
[08:49] Mari
    Me?! But I can't!
[08:58] Kikune
    Oh, fine.
[09:00] Kikune
    Um, so... Aki-sama...
[09:04] Aki
    Yes?
[09:05] Kikune
    How are things going for you lately?
[09:08] Aki
    What things?
[09:09] Kikune
    You know... Are you...
[09:13] Kikune
    enjoying the sweet life?
[09:16] Aki
    Sweet?
[09:17] Aki
    Oh, you mean sweets?
    Yeah, I've been eating them quite often.
[09:26] Mari
    You didn't get through to her at all!
[09:28] Kikune
    This is the best I can do.
[09:37] Mari
    Very well...
[09:39] Mari
    A-Aki-sama...
[09:41] Aki
    Yes?
[09:43] Mari
    Is... Is... your...
[09:50] Mari
    Isn't the moon lovely?!
[09:53] Aki
    It's the middle of the day.
[09:56] Mari
    I-I'm sunk...
[09:58] Kikune
    Private Mizuno!
[10:01] Aki
    Hey, what's going on?
    You're all acting strange today.
[10:08] Aki
    Did something happen?
[10:13] Aki
    Wh-What the...
[10:16] Sonoka
    We want to know how you really feel!
[10:20] Aki
    How I... really feel?
[10:23] Sonoka
    Are you really going out
    with Makabe Masamune?!
[10:27] Kikune
    She said it!
[10:28] Mari
    Even through her panic, she managed
    an attack right to the core!
[10:38] Aki
    Well... yes...
[10:42] Mari
    That's...
[10:44] Kikune
    The embarrassed face a girl
    makes when she's in love.
[10:47] Sonoka
    I never thought I'd see
    Aki-sama make this face.
[10:51] Sonoka
    I hate to admit it, but...
[10:54] Mari; Sonoka; Kikune
    I love this side of her, too!
[11:02] Masamune
    There we go.
[11:08] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[11:10] Yoshino
    You don't need to touch me!
[11:12] Masamune
    Okay, okay.
[11:20] Masamune
    I haven't seen her in so long,
    and she treats me like this...
[11:23] Masamune
    She really doesn't back off.
[11:28] Yoshino
    The birthday date...
[11:31] Yoshino
    You chased Aki-sama away?
[11:34] Masamune
    The one thing I really didn't want
    her to ask me about right now!
[11:37] Masamune
    Play it off!
[11:38] Masamune
    D-Don't make it sound so bad!
[11:42] Masamune
    We just wrapped things up
    a bit earlier than planned!
[11:46] Masamune
    You know, the fact that I wasn't
    so pushy makes me a gentleman,
[11:49] Masamune
    and most girls would think, "Wow, how
    lovely!" and my likability would go up.
[11:54] Yoshino
    Don't give me that.
[11:56] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's super depressed right now.
[12:02] Masamune
    Well, I think it's weird, too.
[12:06] Masamune
    But... my body's not cooperating.
[12:11] Masamune
    Ow!
[12:12] Yoshino
    Can you promise me you'll throw her
    onto the bed the next time you see her?
[12:16] Masamune
    I absolutely cannot!
[12:19] Yoshino
    How are you so pathetic?
[12:19] Masamune
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:27] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot?
[12:33] Masamune
    Could it be...
[12:36] Masamune
    Pardon me a sec.
[12:53] Yoshino
    Pig's Foo—
[13:14] Masamune
    I was right. With you, it's okay.
[13:20] Masamune
    I never should've gone out with her.
[13:23] Masamune
    I think I had the most fun when
    I was devising my plan with you.
[13:30] Masamune
    Master?
[13:39] (Flashback) Sonoka
    We want to know how you really feel!
[13:44] Aki
    Well, so do I...
[13:53] Gasou
    Aki-chan?
[13:58] Aki
    Kanetsugu?
[13:59] Gasou
    It's... been a while.
[14:03] Aki
    Yeah...
[14:05] Gasou
    Do you... have a second?
[14:11] Aki
    Sure...
[14:15] Masamune
    Ow!
[14:17] Masamune
    Why'd she headbutt me all of a sudden?
[14:20] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:23] Masamune
    Where'd she go?
[14:25] Masamune
    She can't walk on that leg.
SIGN    I'll pretend you
    never said that
[14:33] Masamune
    She's right. I shouldn't have said that.
[14:38] Masamune
    For Adagaki-san's sake...
[14:40] Masamune
    And for Master's sake.
[14:44] Masamune
    How stupid am I?
[14:46] Masamune
    No matter how much I regret it,
    I can't take it back now.
[14:54] Gasou
    I was pretty surprised.
[14:56] Gasou
    I never would've thought
    I'd run into you out there.
[14:59] Aki
    Yeah.
[15:02] Gasou
    I think this is the first time
    we've talked since that incident.
[15:05] Aki
    Yeah.
[15:08] Aki
    Kanetsugu?!
[15:10] Gasou
    Aki-chan, I'm so sorry!
[15:13] Gasou
    I'm not expecting you to completely forgive me.
[15:16] Gasou
    But I...
[15:19] Aki
    Lift your head, please.
[15:23] Aki
    I heard the details.
[15:24] Aki
    You've basically worked things
    out with my father, right?
[15:28] Gasou
    Yeah...
[15:30] Aki
    So your sister's in the hospital?
[15:33] Aki
    And you needed money for that.
[15:37] Aki
    Don't get the wrong idea.
    There's nothing to forgive. I'm not even mad.
[15:42] Gasou
    But it's still true that I was
    lying to you that whole time.
[15:47] Aki
    It's also true that it's been weighing
    on your mind and you regret it, right?
[15:52] Aki
    I know that because that's
    the kind of person you are.
[15:57] Aki
    Besides, it's all in the past now.
[16:06] Gasou
    You're so strong, Aki-chan.
[16:10] Aki
    No, I'm not.
[16:13] Aki
    You had something you wanted
    to protect, even if it meant
[16:16] Aki
    making some sacrifices
    with those around you.
[16:18] Aki
    You did all that because
    you had the resolve, right?
[16:22] Aki
    But I'm different.
[16:25] Aki
    I had no idea I'd been hurting
    a certain someone...
[16:29] Aki
    apparently.
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[16:35] Aki
    Even though I know that now,
    I can't do anything.
[16:39] Aki
    I can't even be brave enough
    to accept that fact.
[16:45] Aki
    I'm not strong at all.
[16:48] Gasou
    This certain someone...
    Are you talking about...
[16:52] Gasou
    Makabe-kun?
[16:55] Gasou
    Aki-chan, you're dating Makabe-kun, right?
[16:58] Gasou
    I didn't think you two would actually
    start dating after that confession.
[17:07] Gasou
    I know it's going to be hard to
    convince you, considering
[17:10] Gasou
    I'd been lying to you that whole time...
[17:13] Gasou
    But because I'd been lying
    that whole time, I can say this.
[17:18] Gasou
    The one thing you can't do
    is lie to your own heart.
[17:23] Aki
    Lie to my own heart?
[17:26] Gasou
    All this time...
[17:29] Gasou
    I thought that maintaining the Gasou
    family's financial power and status
[17:33] Gasou
    was the way to protect my family.
SIGN    gaki Group
SIGN    Secretary
[17:36] Gasou
    I'd convinced myself that I had to
    do whatever it took to do that.
[17:41] Gasou
    But all I was doing was lying
    to myself that whole time.
[17:46] Gasou
    When you all found out everything,
[17:48] Gasou
    it became clear to me that my family's
    financial power and status meant nothing.
[17:55] Gasou
    The one thing that mattered to
    me was my little sister's smile.
[18:01] Gasou
    Everything I did was for my sister.
[18:04] Gasou
    When I realized that, I figured out
    what I really wanted to do.
[18:08] Gasou
    So, right now...
[18:11] Gasou
    I feel really refreshed.
[18:15] Aki
    I see...
[18:17] Gasou
    Are you able to accept
    your feelings right now?
[18:22] Aki
    My... feelings?
[18:25] Gasou
    You can't end up like me.
[18:41] Aki
    Accept... my feelings...
[18:58] Aki
    I get it. I...
[19:12] Aki
    Welcome home, Yoshino.
[19:15] Aki
    I heard you went shopping.
[19:17] Aki
    Well? Did you find anything nice?
[19:20] Yoshino
    No, I...
SIGN    Yoronpas
SIGN    Tape
[19:23] Sign
    Includes 6
SIGN    Ointment
SIGN    Nikixin
[19:23] Sign
    Keshiro
[19:23] Sign
    Patappu – Pills
[19:23] Aki
    What? The first-aid kit?
[19:26] Yoshino
    I twisted my ankle.
[19:28] Aki
    Wait, you sprained it?! That's no good!
[19:31] Aki
    Honestly, you're such a klutz.
[19:34] Aki
    Here, have a seat. I'll treat you.
[19:37] Yoshino
    I'm fine...
[19:39] Aki
    Just sit already.
[19:41] Yoshino
    Ow!
[19:47] Aki
    This is really bad...
[19:49] Yoshino
    I'm honestly pretty surprised myself.
[19:52] Aki
    How did you even walk home like this?
[19:54] Yoshino
    Perseverance!
[19:55] Aki
    What?!
[19:57] Aki
    Anyway, all we can do now is ice it.
[20:00] Aki
    Make sure you go to the hospital tomorrow.
[20:03] Yoshino
    Okay.
[20:06] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, thank you very much.
[20:09] Aki
    What are you talking about?
    Anyone would do this much.
[20:17] Yoshino
    Would they, though?
[20:20] Yoshino
    I'm a traitorous witch.
[20:25] Yoshino
    Even what happened today...
[20:32] Aki
    Yoshino?
[20:34] Yoshino
    No...
[20:36] Yoshino
    No, no, no...
[20:39] (Flashback) Masamune
    I think I had the most fun when
    I was devising my plan with you.
[20:45] Yoshino
    This absolutely cannot happen...
[20:49] Yoshino
    Why would you say
    something like that, you idiot?
[22:23] Students
    Morning!
[22:25] Students
    Morning!
[22:34] Kojuurou
    Morning, Makabe-kun.
[22:36] Masamune
    H-Hey... Morning.
[22:42] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[22:43] Masamune
    What?
[22:44] Kojuurou
    Oh, I just realized you're by yourself today.
[22:47] Masamune
    By myself? What are you—
[22:49] Kojuurou
    Oh, no!
[22:50] Kojuurou
    I'm on duty in class today,
    so I have to get there early!
[22:53] Kojuurou
    I'll see you later!
[22:56] Masamune
    You sure are busy bright and early.
[23:01] Yoshino
    That's a big yawn.
[23:03] Masamune
    Koiwai-san.
[23:05] Yoshino
    Don't call me that.
[23:10] Yoshino
    You're supposed to call me Yoshino, remember?
[23:14] Masamune
    Th-This is...
[23:17] Masamune
    This isn't right!
[23:28] Masamune
    A dream?
[23:33] Masamune
    I think there are some feelings
[23:35] Masamune
    that you should really never accept.

E9 - Saint Valentine Is Watching

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:08] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You're supposed to call me Yoshino, remember?
[00:11] Masamune
    Why would I have a
    nonsensical dream like that?
[00:17] Masamune
    Nope, not happening!
[00:18] Masamune
    Absolutely not!
SIGN    Gâteau au Chocolat Cake
SIGN    The real deal!
    Truffle Chocolates
SIGN    How to make them on page 36
[00:21] Tae
    Hey, these are cute!
[00:23] Female student A
    I guess we could make chocolate cake, too.
[00:26] Tae
    I prefer nama chocolates myself.
[00:29] Tae
    What do you think, Kojuurou-kun?
SIGN    Feature on Homemade
    Valentine's Chocolates
[00:33] Kojuurou
    Cakes with whipping cream in them
    taste great, but don't keep very long.
[00:37] Kojuurou
    They might be hard to take to class.
[00:40] Tae
    Oh, that's right!
[00:43] Tae
    There has to be a good idea somewhere.
[00:45] Masamune
    That's rare. Kojuurou's popular with the girls.
[00:48] Neko
    Kojuurou-sama is considered
    a savior to troubled girls.
[00:52] Masamune
    A savior?
[00:53] Tae
    Oh, morning, you two!
[00:56] Masamune
    What are you all talking about? Seems fun.
[00:59] Tae
    Absolutely not! This is a very
    serious strategy meeting.
[01:02] Masamune
    Strategy meeting?
SIGN    The real deal!
    Truffle Chocolates
SIGN    Perfect for buzzworthy pictures
    Lollipop Chocolates
SIGN    Gâteau au Chocolat Cake
SIGN    Feature on Homemade
    Valentine's Chocolates
SIGN    Super-rich Gâteau
    au Chocolat
SIGN    Easy Chocolate Muffins
[01:04] Tae
    We're getting ready for Valentine's Day!
[01:08] Masamune
    Valentine's Day?
[02:42] Tae
    Yup! Valentine's Day!
[02:45] Masamune
    Ah... you act early.
SIGN    #9 "Saint Valentine Is Watching"
[02:48] Tae
    Failure is not an option, so we've asked
    the Sweets Shogun to act as our consultant.
[02:55] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun! They actually need me!
[02:58] Kojuurou
    Do I look manly?
[03:00] Masamune
    W-Well, I definitely think they trust you...
[03:02] Masamune
    Though it's pretty obvious that
    they just see you as one of them...
[03:06] Tae
    You'll be getting some from me,
    too, so look forward to it.
[03:09] Tae
    Actually, do you have any requests?
[03:11] Masamune
    Huh? N-No, I'm...
[03:13] Masamune
    I'm interested because it shows who's
    popular, but I don't want any sweets...
[03:18] Tae
    Oh, I guess you'd be getting
    some from Adagaki-san.
[03:21] Tae
    I guess I shouldn't butt in.
[03:24] Masamune
    R-Right...
[03:29] Yoshino
    The ones from Shop A
    have black tea syrup inside.
[03:31] Yoshino
    The ones from Shop B are almond-flavored.
[03:33] Yoshino
    Shop C seemed very proud of
    how good their cacao is.
[03:36] Aki
    Then I guess I'll start with Shop A.
[03:41] Aki
    Hmm... I wish they had more depth.
[03:44] Yoshino
    More depth desired.
[03:46] Aki
    You said the next ones are almond-flavored,
    right? Do you want to try them?
[03:50] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[03:51] Yoshino
    Is this a rehearsal for Valentine's Day?
[03:55] Yoshino
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[03:57] Yoshino
    These are just snacks for me!
    I'm getting my carbs!
[03:59] Yoshino
    "Getting your carbs"...
[04:01] Aki
    That's right! I'm not falling for
    this "Valentine's Day" nonsense!
[04:04] Yoshino
    Why don't you try making homemade chocolates?
[04:07] Aki
    Are you even listening to me?
[04:09] Yoshino
    Well, I'm sure it would make him happy.
[04:14] Aki
    Why are you like this?
[04:16] Aki
    He'll just laugh at me if I can't
    make something proper.
[04:21] Yoshino
    Don't worry. I'll teach you how to make them.
[04:28] Yoshino
    You've got this.
[04:33] Aki
    Hmph! This is easy as pie!
[04:36] Aki
    Hot!
[04:43] Kojuurou
    Maybe I should get Japanese-style
    matcha chocolates for Fujinomiya-san...
[04:48] Kojuurou
    Wait, would it be weird
    for me to give them to her?
SIGN    Ingredients for 3 muffins
     Butter (Margarine is also OK!) 45g
     Chocolate 60g A little more than 1 bar of chocolate
     Sugar 25g
     Cocoa Powder 10g
SIGN    I didn't make enough last year,
    so I need to make more
    Obligatory chocolates 25
     Friendship chocolates 25
     Chocolates for me 5
     (for tasting!)
     Make around 60??
     20x more!!
[04:54] Tae
    Okay, I've got the recipe down.
[04:56] Tae
    If we split up the cost of
    the ingredients three ways...
[05:00] Tae
    That's over budget!
[05:04] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[05:05] Chinatsu
    Try these!
[05:07] Masamune
    Huh? Chocolates?
[05:08] Chinatsu
    I'm gonna give them to my friends tomorrow.
[05:10] Chinatsu
    Tell me if you think they're good or not.
[05:13] Masamune
    Nope!
[05:14] Chinatsu
    Aw, come on! One won't hurt.
[05:16] Masamune
    Yes, it will.
[05:17] Masamune
    Do you know how many kilometers I'd have to run
[05:20] Masamune
    just to burn off the calories in one of those?
[05:22] Chinatsu
    What, so even if you get chocolates on
    Valentine's Day, you won't eat them?
[05:27] Chinatsu
    That girl who came over that one time
    might be making some for you.
[05:32] Chinatsu
    And yet you're gonna say, "I don't want
    any sweets because they'll make me fat"?
[05:36] Chinatsu
    You're the worst!
[05:37] Masamune
    I didn't say I'd do that!
[05:39] Chinatsu
    Then you'll eat them, right?
[05:43] Aki
    They're finished!
[05:45] Aki
    It's the day before,
    but I somehow made it in time!
[05:49] Yoshino
    I'm glad we abandoned the nama
    chocolate route and went for cookies.
[05:53] Aki
    Yes.
[05:59] Aki
    Yes, these are perfectly scrumptious.
[06:01] Aki
    Want some?
[06:03] Yoshino
    No, I'm going to clean up.
[06:05] Aki
    I see.
[06:07] Aki
    Hey, you're not going to give anyone any?
[06:10] Yoshino
    Huh?
[06:11] Aki
    You know, even if you don't have
    someone particular in mind,
[06:15] Aki
    you can give out obligatory chocolates.
[06:18] Yoshino
    There are some who wouldn't enjoy getting them.
[06:22] Aki
    Well, I guess you're right.
[06:24] Aki
    Not everyone likes chocolate, after all.
[06:36] Female student A and B
    Happy Valentine's Day!
[06:40] Boy A
    Yes!
[06:41] Boy B
    It's time for Tae's annual chocolates!
[06:44] Boy C
    Is this one just for me?
[06:45] Tae
    They're obligatory, dummy.
[06:48] Boy A
    I'll still take them!
SIGN    Fire Hydrant
[06:53] Kojuurou
    Calm down. Just be casual.
[06:59] Kojuurou
    Okay!
[07:00] Kojuurou
    F-Fujinomiya-san!
[07:03] Neko
    Oh, Kojuurou-sama.
[07:06] Kojuurou
    Um, here you go... if you want.
[07:10] Neko
    Oh, my. This is the first time a
    gentleman has given me chocolates.
[07:14] Kojuurou
    I-It is weird, isn't it?! I'm sorry!
[07:17] Neko
    Not at all. I'm delighted.
[07:19] Neko
    Thank you very much.
[07:25] Neko
    Oh? Aki-sama.
[07:28] Aki
    You two sure seem close.
[07:30] Kojuurou
    Huh?! Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[07:33] Neko
    Look. Kojuurou-sama gave me these.
[07:36] Aki
    Hey, not bad.
[07:39] Neko
    Of course, you're giving some to
    Masamune-sama, aren't you, Aki-sama?
[07:44] Aki
    Huh?! That's none of your business!
[07:46] Neko
    There's no need to be embarrassed.
[07:49] Neko
    Valentine's Day is the number one
    event for couples, after all.
[07:53] Aki
    W-Well, I'm his girlfriend,
    so of course I'm giving him chocolates.
[07:57] Neko
    Indeed. I'm glad you seem to
    be enjoying your romance.
[08:02] Aki
    Yeah...
[08:05] Aki
    Let's go, Yoshino.
[08:06] Yoshino
    Right.
[08:12] Sachio
    Makabe-senpai! Please take these!
[08:16] Masamune
    Oh, you're the girl from the other day.
[08:19] Sachio
    You remembered me! Oh, I'm so flattered!
[08:23] Sachio
    I'm still cherishing the
    empty bottle you gave me!
[08:26] Masamune
    Huh?!
[08:29] Sachio
    I'm ready whenever you want to
    take our relationship to the next level!
[08:32] Sachio
    I'll be waiting for you, Senpai!
[08:35] Masamune
    Yeah, she's pretty bizarre...
[08:38] Masamune
    But still...
[08:39] Masamune
    I can't believe I got all these in a single day.
SIGN    Message
SIGN    Cruel Princess
SIGN    Edit
SIGN    Come to the gym
    storage.
SIGN    Cruel Princess
[08:49] Masamune
    Could this be...
[08:52] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[08:55] Masamune
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:57] Aki
    Well... That's quite the haul.
[09:01] Masamune
    Huh? Ah, uh... yeah...
[09:04] Masamune
    Those are definitely the Cruel Princess's eyes.
[09:07] Masamune
    I'm sorry! These are, uh...
[09:09] Aki
    I guess you don't need any from me
    if you already have that many.
[09:13] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:17] Masamune
    That's not true!
[09:18] Masamune
    If you made chocolates,
    I'd love to have them!
[09:21] Masamune
    Truly, from the bottom of my heart.
[09:24] Aki
    You don't need to flatter me.
[09:25] Masamune
    I'm not!
[09:31] Aki
    Then... here.
[09:36] Aki
    Did you burn yourself?
[09:38] Aki
    You don't need to notice that!
[09:47] Masamune
    How could I betray her?
[09:50] Masamune
    Do you mind if I eat these right now?
[09:52] Aki
    Huh? R-Right now?!
[09:54] Masamune
    I'm super hungry.
[09:57] Masamune
    My diet...
[09:59] Masamune
    My regimen...
[10:01] Masamune
    My physical makeover...
[10:03] Masamune
    My eight years' worth of wanting revenge...
[10:07] Masamune
    Needing to be the hot guy...
[10:11] Masamune
    Throw all of that away!
[10:18] Masamune
    Yeah! They're super delicious,
[10:22] Masamune
    Aki-chan!
[10:36] Masamune
    Crap! I overslept!
[10:38] Masamune
    Arriving ten minutes early
    is an absolute must for dates!
[10:42] Masamune
    Huh?!
[10:43] Masamune
    She's already here?!
[10:45] Masamune
    I'm so sorry, Adagaki-san!
[10:48] Aki
    You don't need to apologize. You're not late.
[10:52] Masamune
    Thanks. But you're pretty early.
[10:55] Masamune
    Were you that excited? Just kidding.
[10:58] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:01] Masamune
    Sh-She's so cu—
[11:03] Aki
    Anyway! You came here hungry, didn't you?
[11:05] Masamune
    Of course! This whole date is about
    eating while we walk around.
[11:09] Aki
    Will you be able to keep up
    with me until the end?
[11:12] Masamune
    I can't have you underestimating my stomach.
[11:15] Masamune
    First, we're going to be
    eating super-fluffy bread,
[11:18] Masamune
    then we're going to have lunch at
    Super Yummy Burgers, and then...
[11:33] Aki
    Could we get three more of
    those super-fluffy breads?
[11:37] Masamune
    Should you really go that
    hard right from the start?
[11:39] Aki
    Yes. The bread's amazing,
[11:42] Aki
    but this omelet you can only get in
    the mornings is also incredibly good!
[11:48] Masamune
    I'd like some more, too, please! Three more!
[11:54] Chinatsu
    Hey, did you hear?
[11:56] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's on a date
    with his girlfriend today.
[11:59] Kinue
    Yes, I know. I was so surprised!
[12:02] Chinatsu
    To think that narcissist brother of mine
    could actually get a girlfriend.
[12:07] Kinue
    Well, Maa-kun's changed lately.
[12:10] Kinue
    When I'd make him sweets before,
    he'd never eat them.
[12:13] Kinue
    But two days ago, he ate a whole cream puff!
[12:18] Chinatsu
    Actually, he's been
    eating more lately in general.
[12:22] Chinatsu
    He was fussing about not wanting to
    eat chocolate just the other day.
[12:25] Chinatsu
    Is this all...
[12:27] Chinatsu and Kinue
    ...thanks to his girlfriend?!
[12:29] Kinue
    Aw... I can't wait to meet
    Maa-kun's girlfriend!
[12:33] Chinatsu
    Right?
[12:35] Aki
    Can I get a triple Super Yummy Burger meal,
[12:39] Aki
    two sweet and hot nuggets,
    and two custard pies?
[12:41] Employee
    Sure.
[12:43] Aki
    What about you, Makabe?
[12:45] Masamune
    Let's see...
SIGN    Sides
    
     French Fries
    
     Chicken
    
     Sweet and Hot
    Chicken
    
     Custard Pie
    
     Apple Pie
    
     Soft Drinks
    
     Single Drinks
[12:46] Masamune
    Crap. I ate too much bread,
    and I'm already full.

[12:49] Aki
    You're probably full, aren't you?
[12:51] Aki
    Don't push yourself.
    Why don't you just get a drink?
[12:55] Masamune
    No, I'll order something.
[12:57] Masamune
    My goal today is to share
    delicious things with you.
[13:01] Masamune
    I'd like a Super Yummy Burger meal,
    please. With a double patty.
[13:06] Aki
    See? I told you.
[13:09] Masamune
    I admit defeat.
[13:11] Aki
    But we just finished lunch...
[13:13] Masamune
    I'm so sorry.
[13:18] Aki
    I'm really happy, though.
[13:22] Masamune
    Um, hang on just a sec.
    If I exercise a bit, I'll be hungry again.
[13:29] Aki
    You idiot! If you do that...
[13:29] Masamune
    Two, three, four, five...
[13:39] Aki
    Honestly... Here, have some water.
SIGN    Nature's Bounty
    Natural Water
[13:47] Masamune
    Th-Thanks.
[13:55] Masamune
    Sorry you had to see me being so pathetic.
[13:57] Masamune
    I haven't been this full since I was a kid.
[14:01] Aki
    Well, you did eat a lot back then.
[14:04] Masamune
    Yeah, I definitely have the potential.
    So just give me a little more time.
[14:15] Aki
    You're such an idiot.
[14:22] Masamune
    Sorry... I ended up not being able
    to eat anything after that.
[14:26] Aki
    Don't worry about it.
    I got to eat everything I wanted to,
[14:30] Aki
    and I figured something
    like this would happen.
[14:35] Aki
    I'm kidding.
[14:37] Aki
    I had a lot of fun.
[14:39] Aki
    See you later.
[14:40] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[14:42] Masamune
    Let's go on another date. We can
    wander around and eat again or whatever!
[14:47] Aki
    Yes, let's.
[14:58] Female student C
    Hey, what do you want to do over spring break?
[15:01] Female student D
    You're already in spring break mode?
[15:03] Female student C
    Well, exams are over, so why not?
[15:05] Neko
    Oh, you're all alone?
[15:11] Yoshino
    So are you.
[15:12] Neko
    Since we're both alone, do you mind
    if I have a seat next to you?
[15:17] Yoshino
    Go ahead.
[15:20] Neko
    Where's Aki-sama?
[15:22] Yoshino
    Probably with Makabe.
[15:24] Neko
    Are things going well with them?
[15:27] Yoshino
    Probably. They've been
    going on a lot of dates lately.
[15:30] Neko
    I see... And you're not lonely?
[15:34] Yoshino
    What?
[15:36] Neko
    You've always been attached
    at the hip with Aki-sama,
[15:38] Neko
    and now you have less time with her.
[15:41] Yoshino
    That's true...
[15:43] Yoshino
    But I just want Aki-sama to be happy.
[15:46] Neko
    You two have a beautiful friendship.
[15:49] Neko
    I also want Aki-sama and
    Masamune-sama to be happy.
[15:57] Masamune
    I found a hamburger shop
    yesterday that I think you'd like.
[16:01] Masamune
    Wanna go sometime?
[16:02] Aki
    Hamburgers... Not a bad idea.
[16:05] Masamune
    Yes! It'll definitely be good.
[16:09] Masamune
    Apparently, they use the perfect
    balance of beef and pork there.
[16:12] Aki
    Okay, Mr. Gourmand.
[16:14] Masamune
    Yup. I keep finding myself
    looking for delicious places.
[16:17] Masamune
    But I'll be fine because I'm still exercising.
[16:19] Masamune
    I don't want to go back to how I used to look.
[16:25] Aki
    I see.
[16:33] Masamune
    Whoa!
[16:33] Aki
    Makabe?!
[16:34] Masamune
    Ow...
[16:36] Aki
    Are you okay?
[16:41] Masamune
    W-Workout opportunity!
[16:45] Masamune
    Well? Wasn't that amazing?
[16:47] Aki
    S-Sure...
[16:49] Masamune
    Okay, let's go.
[17:10] Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[17:11] Masamune
    This is yours, isn't it?
    You forgot it in the last class.
[17:15] Neko
    Oh, how careless of me.
[17:18] Masamune
    It's snowing outside?
[17:20] Masamune
    Yikes, looks like it's gonna stick.
[17:24] Neko
    Have you gotten a bit rounder?
[17:27] Masamune
    Hm... Maybe.
[17:29] Masamune
    I've been going along with Adagaki-san
    on her food pilgrimages lately.
[17:32] Neko
    Oh, have you?
[17:35] Masamune
    Yeah.
[17:38] Neko
    By the way, how have
    things been with your hives?
[17:42] Neko
    I've been quite worried.
[17:44] Masamune
    Oh, yeah. I'm totally fine now.
[17:47] Neko
    Really? If it happens again,
    you should go to the hospital.
[17:50] Masamune
    No, really. I'm fine!
[17:52] Masamune
    Thanks, though.
[17:53] Masamune
    And I mean, you don't die
    from hives, so I'll be fine.
[18:01] Neko
    Where's Aki-sama today?
[18:03] Masamune
    She had something to do, apparently.
[18:05] Masamune
    Maybe I'll head home before
    the snow starts piling up.
[18:09] Neko
    Indeed.
[18:20] Kojuurou
    Why is it so dark?
[18:22] Kojuurou
    Why would anyone put the
    projector in the cafeteria?
[18:25] Kojuurou
    Why did I have to be on
    class duty today of all days?
[18:33] Aki
    I'm here.
[18:35] Neko
    I'm terribly sorry to ask you to
    meet me in this cold weather.
[18:39] Aki
    I'm honestly more worried about you.
[18:42] Aki
    I couldn't sleep knowing you caught a cold
    because you refuse to wear underwear.
[18:45] Neko
    You're so kind, Aki-sama.
[18:48] Aki
    What do you want?
[18:49] Neko
    I ask this from the bottom of my heart.
[18:53] Neko
    I know I have no right to ask this,
[18:57] Neko
    but still...
[19:01] Neko
    Still...
[19:03] Neko
    I must ask that you break up
    with Masamune-sama.
[19:14] Aki
    Lift your head.
[19:15] Aki
    There's no way I'd agree to that.
[19:17] Neko
    Masamune-sama doesn't love you!
[19:21] Neko
    His heart lies elsewhere,
    but he's tied down by his past feelings,
[19:25] Neko
    and he's in so much pain right now.
[19:27] Aki
    That's just...
[19:29] Aki
    I already know that, okay?!
[19:33] Aki
    I know that.
[19:34] Aki
    I saw his planner a while back.
[19:37] (Flashback) Aki
    What is this? A revenge planner?
[19:41] Aki
    In it were various ways to get me to fall
    for him, because he hated me so much.
[19:49] Neko
    I see.
[19:51] Neko
    But if you knew, then why didn't you...
[19:55] Aki
    Because...
[19:57] Aki
    I love him, of course!
[20:04] Aki
    At first, I absolutely couldn't believe it.
[20:07] Aki
    I figured he casually showed interest in me
    because he was so confident about his looks.
[20:13] Aki
    He works so hard at being an idiot.
[20:15] Neko
    That's just...
[20:17] Aki
    You could say he just works stupidly hard,
[20:21] Aki
    but when he thinks I don't like him, he panics.
[20:24] Aki
    He gets mad if I'm a bit cold.
[20:27] Aki
    I couldn't figure out why
    he wouldn't just give up.
[20:31] Aki
    I was so curious...
[20:33] Aki
    Actually, when I found out he was
    the Masamune from the past...
[20:37] Aki
    I was so happy.
[20:40] Neko
    Aki-sama...
[20:42] Aki
    There were a lot of things I noticed
    once we started going out, too...
[20:46] Aki
    But it all makes sense
    if he actually doesn't like
SIGN    I'm going to get revenge
    on that woman!!
[20:53] Aki
    the past me or the present me.
[20:57] Neko
    I can't understand why you feel this way!
[21:01] Neko
    How can you say that you
    love Masamune-sama, then?
[21:05] Aki
    Did you know?
[21:08] Aki
    He used to be a bit weird and different, too.
[21:12] Aki
    Even if he dislikes me or denies me,
    I won't let Masamune go now.
[21:17] Aki
    Because...
[21:19] Aki
    that's just who I am.
[21:22] Aki
    So... I'm in the same boat as you.
    Our feelings only go one way.
[21:30] Aki
    I think my feelings might be
    more deeply rooted, though.
[21:53] Neko
    Kojuurou-sama...
[21:54] Kojuurou
    Oh, s-sorry!

E10 - Whiteout

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] (Flashback) Neko
    I can't understand why you feel this way!
[00:04] (Flashback) Neko
    How can you say that you
    love Masamune-sama, then?
[00:09] (Flashback) Aki
    Did you know?
[00:11] (Flashback) Aki
    He used to be a bit weird and different, too.
[00:15] (Flashback) Aki
    Even if he dislikes me or denies me,
    I won't let Masamune go now.
[00:20] (Flashback) Aki
    Because...
[00:22] (Flashback) Aki
    that's just who I am.
[00:25] (Flashback) Aki
    So... I'm in the same boat as you.
    Our feelings only go one way.
[00:34] (Flashback) Aki
    I think my feelings might be
    more deeply rooted, though.
[01:03] Masamune
    Man, it's cold.
SIGN    #10 "Whiteout"
[02:42] Aki
    Yoshino.
[02:45] Aki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:47] Aki
    It's cold, so let's get something to eat.
[02:50] Aki
    A café, a family restaurant, or a
    sweets parlor? Where should we go?
[02:56] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[02:57] Yoshino
    Has something happened?
[03:00] Aki
    Not really.
[03:02] Yoshino
    You're lying.
[03:10] Aki
    I just had a little conversation.
[03:13] Aki
    I was told that Makabe doesn't
    really have feelings for me,
[03:16] Aki
    and that I should break up with him...
    by Commando girl.
[03:20] Aki
    Stop that, Yoshino!
[03:22] Yoshino
    But Aki-sama, that's so cruel!
[03:37] Aki
    What she said wasn't exactly wrong, though.
[03:41] Aki
    It's true that he doesn't love me.
[03:45] Aki
    He only got close to me because he hates me.
[03:50] Yoshino
    No...
[03:51] Yoshino
    That's not true, Aki-sama!
[03:54] Aki
    Yoshino?
[03:55] Yoshino
    You've completely got the wrong idea.
[03:58] Yoshino
    It's all my fault. I did this.
[04:06] Yoshino
    I'm so sorry...
[04:08] Yoshino
    You two aren't at fault here.
[04:20] Yoshino
    I...
[04:22] Yoshino
    hated Pig's Foot so much, and I didn't
    want him to take you from me...
[04:27] Yoshino
    That's why I called him
    "Pig's Foot
     and chased him off.
[04:31] Yoshino
    Apparently, Pig's Foot transferred
    to our school to get revenge.
[04:36] Yoshino
    But I didn't want him to do that.
[04:40] Yoshino
    That's why I pretended to help him, but I
    was going to try to help you two make up.
[04:47] Aki
    So you worked really hard.
[04:55] Yoshino
    Please don't say that he doesn't love you.
[04:58] Yoshino
    The feelings between you
    and Pig's Foot are mutual.
[05:01] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot knows that, too.
[05:04] Aki
    Oh, you're so...
[05:08] Aki
    No. You two are so...
[05:14] Aki
    You'll get wet.
[05:17] Aki
    Say, there's something
    I want you to look into.
[05:24] Masamune
    Whoa.
[05:25] Masamune
    It really piled up.
[05:28] Chinatsu
    Wow, that's amazing!
[05:29] Chinatsu
    It's been forever since we got this much snow!
[05:32] Chinatsu
    Let's make a snowman!
[05:33] Masamune
    Nope, not happening.
[05:35] Chinatsu
    Huh? Why not?
[05:37] Masamune
    It's cold, it's too much trouble, and it's cold.
[05:40] Chinatsu
    Boo. Fine, then. I'll make one myself.
[05:43] Chinatsu
    You just stay and sulk in the warm
    house, Grandpa Party Pooper.
[05:47] Masamune
    Grandpa?!
[05:49] Masamune
    Don't you dare underestimate my muscles!
[05:51] Masamune
    Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
[05:51] Chinatsu
    Wow! That's the spirit, Onii-chan!
[05:55] Chinatsu
    Should we use buttons for its eyes?
[05:57] Masamune
    Wait, leave this to me.
[06:03] Masamune
    There, all done.
[06:07] Chinatsu
    Wait, wait, that's terrifying!
    Why is it a Daruma doll?!
[06:11] Masamune
    Well, a snowman is technically
    called "yukidaruma," right?
[06:13] Chinatsu
    Ah...
[06:14] Masamune
    It's good luck, too. This is one of my best.
[06:18] Chinatsu
    Huh... Who are you sending that to?
    Your girlfriend?
[06:22] Masamune
    Wh-Why does that matter?
[06:24] Chinatsu
    Hey, when are you going to let me
    meet this supposed girlfriend of yours?
[06:29] Masamune
    What?
[06:29] Chinatsu
    Mom said she wants to meet her, too.
[06:32] Chinatsu
    Oh! Why don't we invite her
    over this weekend?
[06:35] Masamune
    Huh?! No way!
[06:37] Chinatsu
    Boo... I just want to be friends
    with your girlfriend.
[06:42] Masamune
    Well, eventually...
[06:45] Chinatsu
    Really?! You better!
[06:47] Masamune
    Oh, jeez. All right already.
[06:53] Tae
    White Day is next week.
[06:55] Tae
    Man, I can't wait to get all those return gifts.
[06:59] Girls
    Right?
[07:01] Man A
    Man, every single year! That pressure!
[07:04] Man B
    All because we accepted
    chocolates on Valentine's Day...
[07:06] Man C
    Even if it was obligatory!
[07:10] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    Why did you do that?
[07:13] (Flashback) Neko
    If I said it was for
    Masamune-sama's happiness...
[07:16] (Flashback) Neko
    Would ya think I'm oversteppin' my bounds?
[07:20] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    Huh?
[07:22] (Flashback) Neko
    Is being hurt, pushing yourself too hard,
    and lying to yourself really what love is?
[07:28] (Flashback) Neko
    No one can attain happiness from that.
[07:32] (Flashback) Neko
    That includes Aki-sama, of course.
[07:35] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san...
[07:37] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    I don't really understand, but...
[07:39] (Flashback) Neko
    To them, I'm sure I'm a villain.
[07:44] (Flashback) Neko
    But...
[07:46] (Flashback) Neko
    That's fine. That's perfectly fine.
[07:57] Yoshino
    I wonder why she wants to know about this...
[08:20] Masamune
    Man, I'm full.
[08:23] Aki
    I am, too. What a lovely meal.
[08:25] Masamune
    What, already?!
[08:27] Aki
    W-Well, I was too hungry
    earlier, so I already ate...
[08:32] Masamune
    Oh, okay.
[08:33] Masamune
    Yeah, there's no way you'd be
    satisfied with just five breads.
[08:38] Aki
    Oh, shut up!
[08:40] Masamune
    Oh, right. Did you see that
    photo I sent this morning?
[08:43] Aki
    Oh, of the snowman?
[08:45] Masamune
    Didn't that look awesome?
[08:47] Aki
    Ah... I just thought you had a lot of
    time on your hands in the morning.
[08:51] Masamune
    D'oh! That's so mean!
[08:54] Aki
    I'm kidding. You must be
    really close to your little sister.
[08:57] Aki
    Thanks for sending me this.
[09:01] Masamune
    So, hey... If you have time sometime...
[09:06] Masamune
    N-No, never mind!
[09:08] Masamune
    Don't worry about it!
[09:09] Aki
    Oh, just spit it out already.
[09:11] Masamune
    I'll tell you some other time.
[09:13] Aki
    Fine, I'll wait. But I won't get my hopes up.
[09:23] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san!
[09:27] Neko
    Kojuurou-sama, did you need something?
[09:30] Kojuurou
    U-Um...
[09:33] Kojuurou
    Why don't we walk home together?
[09:48] Neko
    It's actually quite nice walking
    home every once in a while.
[09:52] Kojuurou
    O-Oh, right. You usually
    get a ride to and from school.
[09:55] Kojuurou
    Sorry to ask you to do this on short notice.
[09:58] Neko
    It's perfectly fine.
[10:05] Neko
    You can be much harsher
    with me if you'd like.
[10:09] Neko
    Considering what I did, it wouldn't be
    unexpected for you to despise me.
[10:13] Kojuurou
    D-Despise you?!
[10:15] Kojuurou
    Don't say that! I'd never
    feel that way about you!
[10:20] Kojuurou
    Sure, I was a little surprised,
[10:22] Kojuurou
    but I was just worried about you.
[10:27] Neko
    I still don't regret what I said to Aki-sama...
[10:31] Neko
    But I'd be lying if I said
    that I didn't feel guilty.
[10:35] Neko
    It doesn't appear as though Aki-sama
    and Masamune-sama have broken up,
[10:38] Neko
    and part of me is relieved by that.
[10:43] Neko
    I wonder what I really am.
[10:47] Kojuurou
    To me, Fujinomiya-san...
[10:50] Kojuurou
    You're a very straightforward
    and kind person.
[10:57] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, it's Yoshino.
[10:59] Aki
    Come in.
[11:00] Yoshino
    I've finished looking into the
    thing you asked me about.
[11:03] Aki
    Thanks. That must have been rough.
[11:06] Yoshino
    Um...
[11:08] Aki
    Yes?
[11:09] Yoshino
    How have things been with
    Pig's Foo—I mean, Makabe?
[11:12] Aki
    What? Where did that come from?
[11:16] Yoshino
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:18] Aki
    It's all right. There's nothing
    for you to worry about.
[11:22] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[11:23] Aki
    Because you told me the truth,
    I don't have to doubt him anymore.
[11:30] Aki
    And thanks to that, I can now
    face him with how I truly feel.
[11:35] Aki
    Thanks, Yoshino.
SIGN    Adagaki Aki
[11:44] Masamune
    Adagaki-san?
[11:47] Masamune
    Hello?
[11:48] Aki
    Hey, Makabe? Is now a good time?
[11:51] Masamune
    Sure. What's up?
[11:52] Aki
    Do you want to go on a date this weekend?
[11:56] Masamune
    A da— Adagaki-san is inviting me?!
[11:59] Masamune
    Sure. I was actually about
    to ask you out on one, too.
[12:04] Aki
    Really? Great.
[12:06] Aki
    White Day is coming up, too.
[12:08] Masamune
    Who?! Wha— White Day?!
[12:11] Masamune
    Oh, shit. I had nothing planned.
[12:14] Masamune
    Uh, wait. I'm... supposed to
    give her something back, right?
[12:18] Masamune
    What do I give her?
[12:18] Masamune
    Like, how much?
    What situation should this be?
[12:20] Aki
    Also, Makabe... Are you listening?
[12:23] Masamune
    I-I'm listening. Of course I'm listening.
SIGN    White Day what to return to top choice
     White Day girlfriend date
     White Day recommended shops
     White Day recommended presents
[12:26] Aki
    Okay, good.
[12:28] Aki
    For this date, I'd like you
    to let me plan everything.
[12:32] Aki
    There's somewhere I'd like to take you.
[12:34] Masamune
    Ah... Yeah, sure.
    Did you want to go shopping?
[12:37] Aki
    Well,
[12:37] Aki
    something like that.
[12:39] Masamune
    Yeah? That seems pretty fun.
[12:42] Aki
    Perhaps.
[12:44] Masamune
    Okay, sounds good.
[12:46] Aki
    Yes. Goodnight.
[12:48] Masamune
    Goodnight.
[12:57] Chinatsu
    Let's see...
[12:59] Chinatsu
    Yeah, you should get her a ring.
[13:01] Masamune
    A ring?! For White Day?!
[13:04] Chinatsu
    Yeah! A ring would be great.
[13:07] Masamune
    Notion rejected!
[13:08] Chinatsu
    Aw, then how about
    an electric facial device?
[13:11] Masamune
    You just want one for yourself.
[13:14] Masamune
    Nope, she's no help at all.
[13:18] Kinue
    Well, since she gave you homemade
    chocolates for Valentine's Day,
[13:21] Kinue
    why don't you go all-out and
    make something for her, as well?
[13:25] Masamune
    Huh...
SIGN    Almond Powder
SIGN    Cake Flour
[13:27] Masamune
    Thirty-five grams of egg whites,
    thirty grams of granulated sugar,
[13:32] Masamune
    thirty-five grams of almond powder...
[13:35] Chinatsu
    What are you going to make?
[13:36] Masamune
    What else? Macarons,
    since girls like them so much.
[13:39] Chinatsu
    What? Really?
[13:41] Kinue
    Macarons are really hard to make.
    Are you sure about this?
[13:44] Chinatsu
    Yeah...
[13:45] Kinue
    Why not try something simpler, like cookies?
[13:48] Chinatsu
    Yeah, yeah...
[13:50] Masamune
    No, I'm going to make macarons.
[13:53] Masamune
    There's nothing that I can't do!
[13:58] Masamune
    Are macarons supposed to look like this?
[14:00] Chinatsu
    Nope. Not even close.
[14:05] Masamune
    How about this?
[14:06] Chinatsu
    Those are clearly just crackers.
[14:11] Masamune
    Well played, macarons...
[14:12] Masamune
    But I will not give up!
[14:15] Masamune
    Not ever!
[14:16] Masamune
    I'm going to... bake you up nice and round!
[14:20] Kojuurou
    So... you decided to just buy them.
[14:24] Masamune
    Yeah, I did. Do you know any good places?
[14:28] Kojuurou
    Well... What sweets does Adagaki-san like?
[14:32] Masamune
    Anything that tastes good.
[14:37] Masamune
    For better or for worse,
    Adagaki-san's got a sharp tongue.
[14:40] Masamune
    She won't be happy unless she gets the best.
[14:43] Kojuurou
    Hmm... Then I know the best place.
[14:53] Customers
    What?
[14:54] Customers
    So cute!
[14:55] Employee
    Thank you.
[14:56] Customer
    Thanks.
[14:58] Masamune
    Wow, this is crazy.
[15:00] Kojuurou
    I figured there'd be a lot of people.
[15:02] Masamune
    Why are there so many girls here?
[15:05] Kojuurou
    They're probably here for all the
    limited-edition White Day sweets.
[15:08] Kojuurou
    In some couples, the wife gives
    the return gift, not the husband.
[15:13] Masamune
    Wait, do you always shop at places like this?
[15:16] Kojuurou
    For a special treat every now
    and then. I love depachikas.
SIGN    Shortcake
SIGN    Éclair
SIGN    Chocolate Millefeuille
SIGN    Rare cheesecake
SIGN    Mocha Roll
SIGN    Millefeuille
[15:23] Kojuurou
    Wow!
[15:25] Kojuurou
    What a delicious-looking Mont Blanc!
[15:27] Kojuurou
    Oh, I guess this is pistachio cake.
[15:29] Masamune
    Yeah they do look really good.
SIGN    Pistachio Cake
[15:32] Masamune
    It's so expensive!
[15:33] Kojuurou
    That's standard for high-grade sweets.
[15:36] Masamune
    Seriously?
[15:37] Kojuurou
    Oh, since you're giving it to her
    in return for Valentine's Day,
[15:40] Kojuurou
    you might want to get something that'll keep.
[15:43] Kojuurou
    Like cookies or chocolates.
[15:45] Masamune
    There are so many. Which one should I get?
SIGN    White
    Day
    Fair
    Limited
    Time
    Shop
[15:53] Masamune
    Limited time?
[15:55] Kojuurou
    Apparently, this shop is only here right now.
[16:03] Customer
    So cute!
[16:03] Kojuurou
    Wow, they're so cute.
[16:04] Customer
    They're great.
[16:05] Masamune
    Yeah.
[16:06] Customer
    They are cute.
[16:09] Masamune
    It seems cheeky, sorta like Adagaki-san.
[16:13] Masamune
    Okay, I'll take it. May I get this, please?
[16:21] Masamune
    Thanks for everything today.
    You really helped.
[16:24] Kojuurou
    It's no big deal.
[16:26] Kojuurou
    I hope Adagaki-san likes it.
[16:29] Masamune
    Yeah.
[16:32] Masamune
    I see you bought some, too. Are they for you?
[16:34] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[16:35] Kojuurou
    N-No. I thought I'd give them to Fujinomiya-san.
[16:39] Masamune
    Huh? Even though you gave
    her a Valentine's Day gift?
[16:43] Kojuurou
    I did... But after looking at a few of these,
    I felt like giving her something.
[16:47] Masamune
    Well, I guess that's something you'd do.
[16:50] Masamune
    Oh, hey. Considering what time it is,
    why don't we get something to eat?
[16:54] Kojuurou
    Good idea. How about ramen?
[16:57] Masamune
    Ramen at night?
[17:00] Masamune
    That's so many calories, but I'll go with you.
[17:02] Kojuurou
    Yay!
[17:16] Narino
    Are you going on a date?
[17:18] Aki
    I see you're as sharp as usual.
[17:21] Narino
    Enjoying your youth, I see.
[17:26] Aki
    Well, I'll see you later.
[17:28] Yoshino
    Yes. Have a wonderful time.
[17:33] Narino
    You should enjoy your youth
    while you still can, too.
[17:40] Yoshino
    Whatever. I'm not even interested in that.
[17:50] Masamune
    This is the place, right?
[17:54] Suzuki
    Welcome.
[17:56] Masamune
    This is obviously just a regular drugstore.
[17:59] Masamune
    Why did we go to one in the next town?
[18:02] Suzuki
    Hello.
[18:05] Masamune
    Oh.
[18:06] Masamune
    Thank goodness.
    I thought I had the wrong place.
[18:09] Aki
    No, you didn't make a mistake.
    This is the place.
[18:13] Masamune
    Did you need to buy something?
[18:15] Aki
    Yes. One sec.
[18:19] Aki
    Excuse me.
[18:20] Suzuki
    Yes? How can I help you?
[18:22] Aki
    It's been a while. Do you remember me?
[18:26] Suzuki
    Huh?
[18:27] Aki
    You went to Higashi Elementary.
[18:29] Aki
    When you were little,
    you would play near my mansion.
[18:35] Suzuki
    O-Oh! The Adagaki place?
[18:39] Aki
    Yes. I'm the only daughter of that family.
[18:42] Aki
    And...
[18:44] Aki
    you used to bully him.
[18:53] Suzuki
    U-Um...
[18:54] Aki
    You don't remember?
[18:56] Aki
    Makabe Masamune. Back then,
    his name was Hayase Masamune.
[19:02] Suzuki
    Hayase...
[19:06] Suzuki
    Tubbymune?!
[19:08] Suzuki
    Seriously? I didn't recognize you at all!
[19:10] Masamune
    Uh, yeah.
[19:13] Suzuki
    You're like a totally different guy!
[19:14] Aki
    Right? Because he lost an
    incredible amount of weight.
[19:18] Suzuki
    Huh, I see.
[19:22] Female employee
    Hey, Suzuki-kun, are you
    done stocking the shelves?
[19:26] Suzuki
    S-Sorry!
[19:28] Aki
    Sorry to get in your way.
    Anyway, we'll be going now.
[19:35] Suzuki
    Hayase-kun!
[19:38] Suzuki
    Sorry about all that!
[19:52] Aki
    Have you calmed down?
[19:58] Masamune
    Were you planning this from the start?
[20:01] Aki
    Yes. How did you feel seeing him?
[20:05] Aki
    Were you scared?
[20:10] Masamune
    No. Surprisingly, I felt fine.
    Actually, it didn't even matter.
[20:17] Masamune
    I thought I'd freak out a little more.
[20:21] Aki
    I found out where some of the others
    are now. Do you want to see them?
[20:26] Masamune
    Nah.
[20:27] Aki
    I see. I figured.
[20:31] Aki
    You're stronger now, Masamune.
[20:36] Aki
    You worked really hard, you lost weight,
    and you were able to change.
[20:43] Aki
    You're okay now.
    Have more confidence in yourself.
[20:53] Aki
    Come on, stop that. Don't start
    crying after everything I just said.
[20:57] Masamune
    Sorry.
[21:00] Masamune
    Thank you, Aki-chan.
[21:05] Masamune
    Um, here.
[21:09] Masamune
    This isn't exactly to thank you
    for just now. It's for White Day.
[21:13] Aki
    Really? What's inside?
[21:16] Masamune
    White chocolate. Sorry it's so unoriginal.
[21:20] Aki
    The taste is more important than originality.
[21:32] Masamune
    I want to touch her... I wonder if I can.
[21:44] Aki
    But...
[21:46] Aki
    I'm sorry.
[21:48] Aki
    I can't accept this.
[21:53] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:55] Aki
    I think it's okay for at least one person to
    pick up what you're trying to throw away.
[22:02] Aki
    So...
[22:06] Aki
    Goodbye, Makabe Masamune-kun.

E11 - Face Your Feelings

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[00:03] (Flashback) Aki
    I think it's okay for at least one person to
    pick up what you're trying to throw away.
[00:09] (Flashback) Aki
    So...
[00:13] (Flashback) Aki
    Goodbye, Makabe Masamune-kun.
SIGN    #11 "Face Your Feelings"
[01:47] Teacher
    Hoshino.
[01:48] Hoshino
    Here.
[01:50] Teacher
    Honjou.
[01:50] Honjou
    Here.
[01:52] Teacher
    Makabe.
[01:55] Teacher
    Makabe's absent again?
[01:58] Teacher
    Next, Mishima.
[02:00] Mishima
    Here.
[02:01] Teacher
    Mutou.
[02:02] Mutou
    Here.
[02:03] Teacher
    Yaguchi.
[02:06] Tae
    Man, Masamune-kun's still absent.
[02:10] Kojuurou
    Is this three days now?
[02:12] Neko
    Today is the fourth day.
[02:13] Kojuurou
    Spring break might start
    before he comes back.
[02:18] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, do you know anything?
[02:21] Neko
    No... I'm terribly sorry, but I do not.
[02:25] Kojuurou
    I've sent him messages,
    but he hasn't responded.
[02:29] Tae
    He's been ignoring you, too?
[02:31] Tae
    Is he so sick that he
    can't even get out of bed?
[02:33] Neko
    If his condition was that grave,
[02:35] Neko
    I don't think our teacher would be
    calling his name every morning.
[02:39] Tae
    True.
[02:40] Kojuurou
    Being absent without permission
    for three or four days won't
[02:44] Kojuurou
    damage his record, will it?
[02:45] Tae
    I'm not sure.
[02:48] Kojuurou
    Oh, it's Adagaki-san.
[02:52] Tae
    Adagaki-san!
[02:55] Aki
    Futaba-san.
[02:57] Tae
    Thank goodness. Perfect timing.
[03:00] Tae
    Hey, does Masamune-kun have,
    like, a cold or something?
[03:04] Aki
    A cold?
[03:05] Tae
    I mean, he's been absent for four days,
    and he hasn't contacted any of us.
[03:11] Aki
    Well, that sounds awful.
    I hope he's doing all right.
[03:14] Tae
    Wait... Did you not know?
[03:17] Aki
    I did not. This is the first I've heard of it.
[03:20] Tae
    Huh?! B-But you two are dating, aren't you?
[03:23] Aki
    No, we've broken up.
[03:34] Yoshino
    What do you mean, Aki-sama?
[03:37] Aki
    Exactly what it sounds like.
    I broke up with Makabe.
[03:40] Yoshino
    No... But you can't do that!
[03:43] Yoshino
    You can't, Aki-sama!
[03:45] Aki
    I don't remember you getting
    to decide that for me, Yoshino.
[03:51] Aki
    Anyway, it's over now.
    There's no point in discussing it further.
[04:03] Tae
    You didn't know about those two,
    either, Koiwai-san?
[04:07] Yoshino
    Not only did I not know...
    This is all a mistake.
[04:11] Tae
    A mistake?
[04:13] Yoshino
    After school, I'm going to Pig's Foot's—
    to Makabe-kun's house.
[04:17] Tae
    To visit him? Then I'll go, too.
[04:19] Kojuurou
    M-Me, too!
[04:21] Kojuurou
    What about you, Fujinomiya-san?
[04:25] Neko
    I'll also go.
[04:26] Yoshino
    I think someone triggered
    something they shouldn't have.
[04:30] Tae
    Um... Koiwai-san?
[04:32] Yoshino
    But if I can find out the reason,
    I'll know how to follow through.
[04:38] Tae
    Huh...
[04:40] Tae
    So this is what Masamune-kun's
    house looks like.
[04:43] Kojuurou
    I-It's pretty nice.
[04:46] Neko
    I believe that Koiwai-san
    and myself have visited before.
[04:50] Kojuurou
    What? Really?
[04:52] Yoshino
    It was incredibly awkward.
[04:55] Tae
    What do you mean?
[04:56] Tae
    I guess now's not the time for that.
[05:05] Yoshino
    Is no one home?
[05:06] Neko
    Now that you mention it,
    I don't see any lights on.
[05:09] Tae
    What?
[05:10] Kojuurou
    What should we do with these puddings?
[05:13] Kojuurou
    They're super fluffy ones,
    made with eggs from the highlands.
[05:15] Chinatsu
    Pudding?
[05:18] Yoshino
    Chinatsu-chan?
[05:26] Chinatsu
    I smell pudding!
[05:36] Chinatsu
    Yeah... Humans definitely
    can't live on just school meals.
[05:39] Chinatsu
    Thanks for the treat.
    They were super delicious!
[05:42] Kojuurou
    W-Were they? They're puddings from
    a pâtisserie that's all the rage right now.
[05:47] Chinatsu
    Are you my brother's friends?
[05:49] Chinatsu
    Yet you're this keen on sweets?
[05:53] Kojuurou
    Th-Thanks?
[05:58] Neko
    Pardon my asking, but has
    something happened at home?
[06:03] Chinatsu
    Well, my mom's been sorta, uh...
[06:14] Tae
    What's in there?
[06:15] Chinatsu
    My brother's room.
[06:21] Chinatsu
    Oh, sorry. I've been a bit busy.
[06:26] Chinatsu
    Mom? I'm coming in.
[06:34] Tae
    Whoa. All this stuff to get swole.
[06:36] Neko
    I guess that's not surprising
    coming from Masamune-sama.
[06:39] Chinatsu
    Mom, Onii-chan's friends are here to visit.
[06:46] Kinue
    Maa-kun? Is that you, Maa-kun?
[06:49] Chinatsu
    No, they're Onii-chan's friends.
[06:53] Chinatsu
    They brought pudding, too. Do you want some?
[06:55] Kinue
    No... Maa-kun...
[06:58] Kinue
    Why did you disappear, Maa-kun?
[07:02] Kinue
    Gyof.
[07:04] Kinue
    Waaah! Maa-kun!
[07:07] Kinue
    Why did you leave me?!
[07:08] Yoshino
    Leave? What does she mean?
[07:11] Chinatsu
    My brother ended up going to our grandpa's
    place in Shinshu, and he took all his stuff.
[07:17] Tae and Kojuurou
    What?!
[07:18] Kojuurou
    Shinshu?
[07:20] Tae
    I guess it wasn't a cold.
[07:22] Chinatsu
    He went out last weekend,
    and when he came back,
[07:26] Chinatsu
    he suddenly wouldn't listen to us.
[07:28] Kinue
    But I tried! I tried to stop him!
[07:32] Chinatsu
    Yes, yes.
[07:34] Chinatsu
    As you can see,
[07:35] Chinatsu
    Mom's not functioning as a person anymore,
    and the chores are just piling up.
[07:39] Chinatsu
    I have no idea what's going on.
[07:42] Yoshino
    Last weekend...
[07:44] Tae
    Any ideas?
[07:45] Yoshino
    He went on a date with Aki-sama.
[07:48] Tae
    Do you think something happened then?
[07:50] Neko
    That sounds quite likely.
[07:52] Tae
    Maybe Adagaki-san gave him a
    really mean nickname or something.
[07:56] Kojuurou
    And he decided to run away?
[07:59] Chinatsu
    We have no way of getting
    through to my brother.
[08:04] Chinatsu
    Whether he comes or goes,
    he won't listen to what we have to say.
[08:09] Chinatsu
    Even though he has all these people
    worrying about him now...
[08:14] Chinatsu
    My brother really is an idiot.
[08:18] Chinatsu
    I'm sorry about this,
    after you came to visit...
[08:20] Tae
    No, no. I'm sorry we dropped by out of the blue.
[08:23] Chinatsu
    It's fine. I think my mom
    regained some of her sanity.
[08:28] Chinatsu
    We can't get a hold of him,
    but if we hear anything, we'll contact you.
[08:33] Tae
    Thanks!
[08:34] Neko
    We look forward to hearing from you.
[08:39] Tae
    Well, that didn't really get us anywhere.
[08:41] Kojuurou
    But at least we know where he is now,
    even if all we can do is wait.
[08:47] Kojuurou
    I think waiting for him is important, too.
[08:50] Tae
    Yeah, you're right.
[08:54] Kojuurou
    I'll see you later.
[09:02] Tae
    Wait for him, huh?
[09:04] Neko
    Indeed.
[09:06] Tae
    But, man... Shinshu? That's so far.
[09:10] Neko
    It certainly doesn't change
    the fact that we're worried.
[09:14] Yoshino
    What do you mean by that, exactly?
[09:17] Yoshino
    What are you worried about?
[09:19] Yoshino
    You're actually happy, aren't you?
[09:20] Neko
    Koiwai-san?
[09:23] Yoshino
    This is all your fault to begin with.
[09:26] Yoshino
    You got into Aki-sama's head, and now
    you got exactly what you wanted.
[09:30] Tae
    Hey!
[09:31] Yoshino
    You went out of your way to
    do something so underhanded...
[09:33] Yoshino
    Even though Pig's Foot is never
    going to look your way anyway.
[09:42] Neko
    In that case, wouldn't you say what
    you've been doing is also rather deceitful?
[09:47] Yoshino
    Deceitful?
[09:48] Neko
    You've known where Masamune-sama's
    feelings lay for a long time.
[09:52] Neko
    And yet, you ignored them
    and sent Aki-sama after him.
[09:55] Neko
    Just to protect yourself,
    you lied about your own feelings!
[09:58] Yoshino
    My feelings don't matter here!
[10:00] Neko
    If this ain't deceit, then what is it?!
[10:03] Neko
    You're the biggest coward here!
[10:05] Neko
    Who cares about your past
    or Adagaki-san's past?!
[10:09] Neko
    I have nothing! I have absolutely nothing!
[10:19] Aki
    That's enough.
[10:21] Aki
    Stop fighting out here.
    You'll bother the neighbors.
[10:26] Aki
    Futaba-san, I'm sorry, but could
    you walk Fujinomiya-san home?
[10:31] Tae
    Sure.
[10:51] Aki
    Let's have a chat.
[10:54] Aki
    Just the two of us. One on one.
[11:14] Masamune
    I think that should do it.
[11:20] Masamune
    Oh, look at those flames go.
[11:24] Masamune
    It's not like staring at a bonfire
    is gonna give me any answers...
[11:28] Masamune
    But I really don't want to think
    about anything right now.
[11:32] Masamune
    I came here when I felt like this as a kid, too.
[11:37] Masamune
    But this time, I have no one to hate.
[11:42] Masamune
    So why...
[11:45] Grandpa
    Masamune.
[11:47] Masamune
    Grandfather.
[11:50] Grandpa
    What's this?
[11:52] Grandpa
    You're not allowed to bring
    snacks into this household.
[11:58] Masamune
    I'm terribly sorry. I wasn't thinking.
[12:11] Masamune
    I guess burning them doesn't even
    create a sweet scent or anything...
[12:28] Aki
    Thinking back on everything, I don't think
    we've ever had a proper conversation.
[12:34] Aki
    Not putting aside that I'm the daughter of
    the Adagaki family, and you're the daughter
[12:38] Aki
    of the Koiwai family who serves us.
[12:41] Yoshino
    Can we actually put aside
    status and talk, though?
[12:45] Aki
    I think I thought the same thing, which is
    why I never properly acknowledged you.
[12:51] Aki
    Even though you've been
    right by my side this whole time.
[12:56] Aki
    We've done so much together.
[12:58] Yoshino
    We have.
[12:59] Aki
    And you've done a lot for me.
[13:01] Yoshino
    I have...
[13:04] Yoshino
    A lot.
[13:12] Yoshino
    I wonder what kind of memories
    Aki-sama is remembering.
[13:17] Yoshino
    But this is my job.
[13:19] Aki
    It's because I've always relied on you so much
[13:23] Aki
    that your only choice was to
    kill off your own feelings...
[13:27] Aki
    Even though you like Makabe.
[13:34] Aki
    You couldn't say that even if you wanted to.
[13:37] Yoshino
    N-No... No, no, no, you're wro—
[13:44] Aki
    I'm sorry, Yoshino.
[13:46] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[13:47] Aki
    It must've been really hard this whole time.
[13:54] Aki
    Do you like him?
[13:59] Yoshino
    I just want you to be happy, Aki-sama...
[14:04] Aki
    Well, that's something for me to decide.
[14:07] Aki
    You don't need to worry about that.
[14:11] Yoshino
    But this is what I decided deep down.
[14:13] Yoshino
    I did something awful that
    could never be forgiven, so...
[14:17] Yoshino
    I need to make up for it, at least a little.
[14:21] Yoshino
    But when I spent more time with him...
SIGN    Contacts
[14:22] Sign
    Pig's Foot
[14:25] Yoshino
    I just...
[14:31] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Aki-sama!
[14:33] Aki
    I understand how you feel.
    So don't apologize.
[14:39] Aki
    This will be the last time
    I request something from you.
[14:44] Aki
    I want you to properly face your own feelings.
[14:49] Aki
    Go. Tell him how you feel yourself.
[14:58] Yoshino
    Okay, Aki-sama.
[15:05] Aki
    The next time we see each other,
    you can just call me "Aki"!
[15:23] Sign
    Karaoke
SIGN    Vocal Volume
SIGN    Stability
SIGN    Technique
SIGN    Enthusiasm
SIGN    Rhythm
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Comments:
SIGN    You are a very talented singer!
    
    You're definitely the honor student type.
[15:32] Sign
    Calories burned:
[15:32] Sign
    Stop Song to stop Previous Next to choose
[15:32] Sign
    Preview Next
[15:35] Tae
    You set a new record!
[15:38] Neko
    I'm honored.
[15:40] Tae
    Now, let's order more drinks!
[15:43] Neko
    Futaba-san, thank you for being so considerate.
[15:47] Tae
    What are you talking about?
[15:50] Tae
    The only ways to heal a broken heart
    are overeating and karaoke!
[15:54] Tae
    That's common knowledge for girls!
[15:56] Neko
    Common knowledge...
[15:58] Neko
    Well, I do think I feel a little better.
[16:01] Tae
    You know, it wouldn't hurt to
    look around you a bit more.
[16:04] Neko
    What do you mean?
[16:07] Tae
    For example, other classmates...
[16:10] Tae
    Like, what about Kojuurou-kyun?
[16:13] Tae
    Masamune x Kojuurou,
    a.k.a. MasaKoju, is my ship,
[16:18] Tae
    but I wouldn't mind sharing him with you.
[16:21] Neko
    I can't say I feel anything right now...
[16:24] Tae
    I see. I mean, I guess you did love him.
[16:29] Tae
    Say, Fujinomiya-san.
[16:31] Tae
    If you truly fall in love, there's something
    that will always remain with you.
[16:35] Tae
    No girl is truly empty inside.
[16:39] Neko
    Thank you very much, Futaba-san.
[16:42] Tae
    Okay! We should sing this next song together!
[16:46] Neko
    Oh, then maybe we should
    sing the Hada Pure song.
[16:49] Tae
    Okay!
[16:51] Tae
    Let's see... Okay, sent!
[16:56] Tae
    H-Huh?
[16:58] Neko
    That's not it?
[16:59] Tae
    What song is this?
[17:09] Yoshino
    Hey... Let me through.
SIGN    Chinatsu
    My grandpa's address is Otari,
    Nagano Prefecture...
SIGN    Hakutaka
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Kagayaki
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    10 cars
SIGN    Asama
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Hakutaka
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Asama
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    12 cars
SIGN    Kagayaki
SIGN    Kanazawa
SIGN    10 cars
[17:48] Yoshino
    I'm such a shameless liar.
[17:55] (Flashback) Girl A
    Look at him!
[17:57] (Flashback) Girl B
    Isn't Makabe Masamune-kun handsome?
[18:02] Yoshino
    When we reunited in high school,
    I felt like my breathing might stop.
[18:07] Yoshino
    I decided to see how things
    would go before setting a trap,
[18:10] Yoshino
    and the hot guy easily fell for it.
[18:13] Yoshino
    He's such a simpleton.
[18:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    I still have no regrets about
    trying to give that woman
[18:18] (Flashback) Masamune
    a taste of her own medicine.
[18:20] Yoshino
    And so stubborn at the most awkward times.
[18:23] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Don't get caught up in her pace.
[18:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    That's not happening.
[18:28] Yoshino
    He doesn't make any sense and he's oblivious.
[18:32] Yoshino
    So...
[18:34] Yoshino
    I never thought my heart would hurt.
[18:39] Yoshino
    I tried to pretend I didn't notice it.
[18:41] Yoshino
    I thought I could.
[18:43] Yoshino
    But...
[18:45] (Flashback) Masamune
    I think I had the most fun when
    I was devising my plan with you.
[18:50] Yoshino
    There was no way I could tell him...
[18:53] Yoshino
    that I had fun, too.
[18:57] Yoshino
    Even so, Aki-sama told me to move forward.
[19:10] Yoshino
    I'm getting off. Please let me through.
[19:14] Masamune
    Man, this fog is dense.
[19:18] Masamune
    I guess I'll clean up the firewood.
[19:38] Little Masamune
    Gwandfather... I can't run anymo—
[19:44] Masamune
    That's...
[19:50] Masamune
    Hey, Little Me.
[19:52] Little Masamune
    Hey, Big Me.
[19:53] Masamune
    Diet and exercise are pretty rough, huh?
    Why not run away?
[19:56] Little Masamune
    N-No! I can't!
[19:59] Masamune
    Why's that?
[20:01] Little Masamune
    Because I'm gonna get revenge!
[20:06] Masamune
    Revenge, huh?
[20:08] Little Masamune
    That's right! Revenge!
[20:10] Little Masamune
    I'm gonna get my revenge and make her pay!
[20:13] Little Masamune
    That's why I won't run away!
[20:17] Masamune
    Listen, Little Me.
[20:20] Masamune
    She's not your enemy.
[20:22] Masamune
    The enemy's already been defeated.
[20:24] Little Masamune
    Huh?
[20:25] Masamune
    I'm sure that just sounds like
    some pleasantries...
[20:28] Masamune
    But right now, there are no enemies
    in front of me. Not a single one.
[20:33] Masamune
    So... you don't have to worry.
[20:37] Masamune
    All your hard work won't go to waste, either.
[20:40] Masamune
    It might not be exactly how you imagined it...
[20:44] Masamune
    But you and I will be okay.
[20:50] Masamune
    Because we just had the
    wrong idea about something.
[20:54] Little Masamune
    Huh...
[20:59] Little Masamune
    This feels weird, but bye.
[21:02] Masamune
    Yeah, see you later.
[21:24] Masamune
    Well, guess I'll go for my morning run.
[21:30] Masamune
    What is that? A tanuki?
[21:36] Masamune
    Mas...
[21:40] Masamune
    Master?
[21:42] Yoshino
    Pig's... Foot...
[21:59] Masamune
    Ow...
[22:03] Masamune
    Mas—

E12 - Dead or love?

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:10] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[00:12] Kinue
    Where are you, Maa-kun?
[00:17] Chinatsu
    He's probably out doing his morning run, right?
[00:19] Kinue
    Without eating breakfast?!
[00:26] Masamune
    It's spring, huh?
[00:28] Masamune
    Time really flies...
[02:13] Aki
    You're heading out, Yoshino?
[02:15] Yoshino
    Y-Yes, um...
[02:18] Aki
    A date?
[02:20] Yoshino
    I-I'll be back soon, okay?
[02:26] Aki
    She's such an open book.
[02:33] Aki
    I'm starving... I'm actually starving!
[02:36] Aki
    I should've had Yoshino
    make something before she left.
[02:41] Aki
    N-No! I can't rely on her for everything!
[02:44] Aki
    I need to be able to take care of myself!
SIGN    Shinshu
[02:53] Sign
    Wasabi-Flavored
    Nozawana Mustard Leaf
[02:54] Yoshino
    Um, I brought you soba noodles
    and pickled nozawana leaves.
[02:59] Yoshino
    I'm sorry I'm late.
[03:01] Aki
    Do you not know how to use a phone?
[03:03] Aki
    You just disappeared for the whole day!
[03:05] Aki
    I know you were going to Shinshu, but...
[03:15] Aki
    I was worried!
[03:17] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[03:19] Yoshino
    The pickled nozawana leaves are really good.
[03:23] Aki
    Forget that. How did it go?
[03:26] Aki
    Did it go well?
[03:35] Aki
    Warm up some cold rice...
[03:39] Aki
    Put the pickled nozawana on...
[03:42] Aki
    Add the tea.
[03:47] Aki
    Ochazuke with nozawana leaf is so good!
[03:50] Aki
    That's right! If I want to eat
    something, I can just make it myself!
[03:55] Aki
    I could do this any time I wanted!
[03:57] Aki
    Maybe it's because of the time
    I spent making chocolate?
[04:07] Aki
    It's time to give it up, Adagaki Aki.
[04:10] Aki
    Makabe and Yoshino are a couple now.
[04:24] Tae
    I'm in Class E, huh?
[04:26] Neko
    Futaba-san!
[04:27] Kojuurou
    Class Rep!
[04:29] Neko
    I look forward to another year together.
[04:31] Tae
    Huh?! We're in the same class?
[04:33] Tae
    Whew! I thought I'd be studying for entrance
    exams all by myself, but this'll be fun!
[04:40] Neko
    Indeed.
[04:41] Kanetsugu
    I hope so.
[04:47] Kanetsugu
    Just because we're all together
    doesn't mean it'll be fun.
[04:53] Neko
    Is that you, Gasou-san?
[04:56] Kojuurou
    That outfit...
[04:57] Kanetsugu
    I'm finally getting used to it.
[05:00] Kojuurou
    You're giving me an eyeful!
[05:11] Kojuurou
    Koiwai-san is in Class E, too.
[05:14] Tae
    It's our first time being in
    the same class, Koiwai-san!
[05:19] Neko
    It's a whole new school year.
[05:21] Neko
    I have no intention of dragging
    out any past feuds.
[05:24] Yoshino
    I'm sorry for everything.
[05:26] Neko
    Don't worry about it.
[05:27] Tae
    This is Class E, and...
SIGN    Adagaki Aki Hosokawa Yuuko
    Amano Misaki Makabe Masamune
    Arakawa Yousuke Maeda Kana
SIGN    Adagaki Aki
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
[05:38] Girls
    Makabe-kun's in our class?
[05:40] Girls
    Lucky us!
[05:42] Mari
    Aki-sama! Aki-sama!
[05:43] Mari
    We're together!
[05:45] Mari
    Kaneko-senpai told me to do
    everything I could to help you.
[05:49] Aki
    Wait. Wait a second.
[05:49] Mari
    If there's anything you need,
    anything at all...
[05:52] Aki
    Is this what I get?
[05:55] Masamune
    Hey, we're in the same class.
[05:57] Aki
    No!
[06:00] Aki
    H-How disappointing.
[06:02] Aki
    I wish we could've been in different
    classes, but we're together.
[06:05] Masamune
    Yeah?
[06:06] Masamune
    It's better than not knowing
    any of your classmates, isn't it?
[06:09] Mari
    She knows me!
[06:11] Masamune
    Well, I guess we'll be seeing
    each other in class.
[06:13] Aki
    Screw you!
[06:18] Aki
    Hell.
[06:20] Aki
    This is Hell!
[06:32] Masamune
    Adagaki-san, Adagaki-san.
[06:34] Masamune
    Do you know the answer to question 4?
[06:37] Aki
    O-Of course I do.
[06:40] Masamune
    Seriously?
[06:41] Masamune
    Can I see your answer?
[06:43] Masamune
    Oh, I see...
[06:45] Masamune
    So that's how it works.
[06:48] Aki
    Don't talk to me so casually.
[06:52] Aki
    It's like... It's like when we were dating!
[06:59] Aki
    I'll just do my best not to look at him.
[07:02] Aki
    That's right!
[07:03] Aki
    I can just keep my distance!
[07:10] Aki
    Just the right amount of salt,
    if I do say so myself.
[07:30] Aki
    Why do I have to hide like this?!
[07:32] Masamune
    Oh, Adagaki-san!
[07:35] Masamune
    Did you try this new bread thing?
[07:37] Masamune
    Gasou told me about it.
[07:39] Masamune
    It's a limited-time-only special!
[07:44] Aki
    What's your problem?
[07:46] Aki
    What are you trying to do here?
[07:48] Masamune
    What?
[07:50] Masamune
    I wanted to apologize—
[07:51] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[07:52] Masamune
    Koiwai-san?
[07:53] Yoshino
    Don't.
[07:55] Masamune
    But I—
[07:56] Yoshino
    Just come with me.
[08:07] Aki
    Don't shove it in my face like that,
    you two lovebirds!
[08:14] Masamune
    Koiwai-san, stop!
[08:16] Yoshino
    Call me Yoshino.
[08:18] Masamune
    Yoshino-san, you're being aggressive.
[08:22] Yoshino
    Not yet. Just a little more.
[08:25] Yoshino
    Now's not the time.
[08:30] Yoshino
    Wait just a little longer, and then...
[08:44] Aki
    Okay, here I go!
[08:46] Aki
    I have to move on!
[08:52] Yoshino
    I'm back.
[08:54] Aki
    You're late.
[09:04] Yoshino
    Whaaa?!
[09:07] Aki
    I didn't know you could yell like that.
[09:10] Yoshino
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened
    to your hair? Your hair!
[09:13] Aki
    I just needed a change of pace.
[09:15] Aki
    It's not that big a deal...
[09:18] Aki
    No, that's not true.
[09:20] Aki
    I just couldn't get over him like I was,
    so I decided to change things up.
[09:25] Yoshino
    Aki-sama...
[09:26] Aki
    You don't need to call me "Aki-sama."
[09:28] Aki
    I'm just a coward who's trying
    everything she can.
[09:31] Yoshino
    No...
[09:34] Yoshino
    You've got it all wrong, dummy!
[09:37] Yoshino
    I just wanted to play a little trick on you!
[09:40] Aki
    Yoshino? A "trick"?
[09:42] Masamune
    If you want to know, go to the school!
[09:44] Masamune
    The classroom!
[09:45] Masamune
    Pig's Foot is there!
[09:47] Aki
    Huh?
[09:48] Masamune
    Just go!
[09:51] Aki
    What's gotten into you?
[09:53] Aki
    Fine! I'm going! That's what you want, right?
[09:58] Yoshino
    Maybe this is how Aki-sama felt
    when she watched us leave together...
[10:15] Yoshino
    That day, I finally understood.
[10:23] Yoshino
    No cell signal...
[10:25] Yoshino
    Total darkness, with nobody around...
[10:27] Yoshino
    Spending eight years up here
    thinking of just one person...
[10:34] Yoshino
    You can't call that anything but...
[10:49] Yoshino
    But even so...
[10:52] Yoshino
    I still had to say it!
[11:08] Yoshino
    So... Aki-sama, you do it, too!
[11:18] Aki
    Where are you, Makabe?
[11:21] Aki
    I came, like your darling asked me to!
SIGN    For Adagaki Aki
[11:30] Aki
    This is what I did before...
[11:34] Aki
    Is this his way of getting back at me?
[11:36] Aki
    He's gonna regret this!
[11:37] Aki
    I'll give him a talking-to he won't forget!
[12:03] Aki
    It's so strange...
[12:05] Aki
    No matter where I go, it feels like he's here.
[12:09] Aki
    I have so many memories here, too.
[12:13] Aki
    It's been more than enough time
    for "hate" to turn to "love."
[12:30] Aki
    Makabe?
[12:33] Masamune
    Adagaki-san?
[12:35] Aki
    I knew you'd be here!
[12:36] Aki
    Stay right where you are!
[12:38] Aki
    I'm on my way!
[12:39] Makabe
    Huh? What's she saying?
[12:40] Aki
    Don't you dare move!
[12:41] Makabe
    I can't hear her...
[12:43] Makabe
    What did you say?
[12:59] Makabe
    What are you doing there?
[13:01] Aki
    That's my line!
[13:03] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait!
[13:04] Masamune
    That girl just can't stay put, can she?
[13:15] Aki
    You're in for such a talking-to!
[13:29] Masamune
    Gotcha!
[13:42] Masamune
    You made me run across half the damn
    school, you gun-jumping rich girl!
[13:46] Aki
    What does that even mean?!
[13:48] Aki
    Just leave me alone already!
[13:51] Aki
    I can tell you two are having
    the time of your lives together!
[13:54] Masamune
    But I wanted to apologize...
[13:57] Aki
    You don't need to apologize for dating Yoshino!
[14:04] Masamune
    I'm not dating her.
[14:06] Masamune
    I'm not dating Yoshino.
[14:09] Aki
    Huh?
[14:10] Masamune
    She asked me to, but I said no.
[14:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-Master?
[14:23] (Flashback) Masamune
    Master...
[14:25] (Flashback) Masamune
    Master.
[14:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    Master.
[14:30] (Flashback) Masamune
    What? What is it?
[14:34] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I love you, Pig's Foot.
[14:39] (Flashback) Masamune
    You came all the way out here
    to tell me that, huh?
[14:44] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Yeah.
[14:47] (Flashback) Masamune
    Thanks.
[14:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    You're always there for me.
[14:51] (Flashback) Masamune
    I rely on you way too much.
[14:54] (Flashback) Masamune
    You surprised me, though...
[14:56] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[14:57] (Flashback) Masamune
    There's something I have to say, too.
[15:00] (Flashback) Masamune
    But the person I have to say it to is...
[15:03] Masamune
    I spent a lot of time thinking about this.
    Maybe it's a waste of time.
[15:07] Masamune
    But I need to say it again,
    this time from the heart,
[15:11] Masamune
    or I can't move on.
[15:23] Yoshino
    Yeah.
[15:25] Yoshino
    You need to really mean it,
    or you won't be able to move on.
[15:31] Yoshino
    So...
[15:33] Yoshino
    Go get 'em, Pig's Foot!
[15:39] Aki
    You're not dating?
[15:41] Aki
    Then what are you apologizing for?
[15:43] Masamune
    When I was fat, eight years ago,
[15:46] Masamune
    I was sure you'd rejected me
    in a really mean way.
[15:48] Masamune
    So I wanted to get revenge.
[15:51] Masamune
    That's why I came to this school.
[15:54] Masamune
    But I was wrong about everything.
[15:56] Masamune
    What I've been doing this whole time...
    Why any of this happened...
[16:00] Masamune
    I didn't even know anymore.
[16:02] Masamune
    I didn't know what to do.
[16:04] Masamune
    I've made you suffer for so long...
[16:07] Masamune
    But even so... my letter...
[16:11] Aki
    Letter?
[16:12] Masamune
    The one in your hand.
[16:14] Masamune
    You haven't read it yet?
[16:16] Masamune
    I was hoping you'd read it tomorrow...
[16:20] Aki
    Tomorrow?
[16:21] Masamune
    And then we ran into each other...
SIGN    Please be my girlfriend
    -Makabe Masamune
[16:37] Masamune
    Will you be my girlfriend?
[16:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    Aki-chan!
[16:51] (Flashback) Aki
    Masamune...
[16:56] (Flashback) Masamune
    This is how I feel about you!
[16:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    Please accept them!
[17:01] (Flashback) Aki
    You're sure?
[17:03] (Flashback) Masamune
    Huh?
[17:04] (Flashback) Aki
    You want someone like me?
[17:07] (Flashback) Masamune
    I don't want anyone but you!
[17:16] Masamune
    You cut your hair.
[17:18] Aki
    You rejected Yoshino? Are you stupid?
[17:22] Aki
    Are you serious about dating me?
[17:26] Masamune
    Is that bad?
[17:27] Aki
    And wait, you like me?
[17:30] Masamune
    I mean, I guess you could say that...
[17:33] Aki
    You "could" say that?
[17:34] Aki
    Is this some kind of joke?
[17:36] Masamune
    You're the only person
    I could work so hard for.
[17:42] Masamune
    When it all started, I was fat,
    but you were my goal.
[17:47] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki, the girl who was
    a huge brat, but so beautiful...
[17:52] Masamune
    I'll probably still make tons of mistakes
    and screw-ups from now on.
[17:55] Masamune
    But as long as I'm heading toward
    you, I feel like I'll be okay.
[18:01] Aki
    So this is all for your own sake, huh?
[18:05] Masamune
    Yeah.
[18:06] Aki
    You self-centered,
    self-obsessed, selfish egoist.
[18:10] Masamune
    So... what's your answer?
[18:14] Aki
    No...
[18:16] Aki
    My answer's not "no."
[18:18] Masamune
    Yes!
[18:19] Aki
    But are you sure?
[18:21] Masamune
    About what?
[18:22] Aki
    Can you... kiss me and stuff?
[18:25] Masamune
    Of course I can!
[18:30] Masamune
    W-Wait! I need to do warm-up stretches first!
[18:33] Aki
    Oh, come on!
[18:34] Masamune
    I'm just... really nervous...
[18:37] Aki
    I get it, but...
[19:10] Aki
    No!
[20:45] Students
    Five, four, three, two, one!
SIGN    42nd Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
[20:50] Kikune
    I'm lighting it!
[20:56] Mari
    The post-festival party will now begin.
[20:59] Mari
    Those of you who will be participating
    in the dance, come to the center.
[21:11] Tae
    Once this is over, it's time to start
    studying for entrance exams.
[21:15] Kojuurou
    I don't want to get separated from everyone!
[21:20] Kanetsugu
    Come on, that's still a long way off.
[21:22] Kojuurou
    It's not that long at all!
[21:24] Tae
    That's right.
[21:26] Tae
    It's not that much longer at all.
[21:28] Kanetsugu
    What, you, too?
[21:30] Tae
    I mean, we had that Snow White battle and
    everything at last year's cultural festival.
[21:35] Kojuurou
    The winner got to dance with Adagaki-san
    at the post-festival party, right?
[21:40] Kanetsugu
    W-Well, you know, Makabe and
    Aki-chan ended up appearing together,
[21:45] Kanetsugu
    and everyone kind of forgot about it.
[21:47] Kanetsugu
    So she didn't dance with anyone, but...
[21:53] Neko
    Before, I thought that
    Masamune-sama liked you.
[22:00] Yoshino
    It's not like that.
[22:01] Yoshino
    I'm his "master."
[22:04] Yoshino
    That's why he didn't break out in hives.
[22:06] Yoshino
    Because he feels safer
    around me than anyone else.
[22:09] Neko
    I see.
[22:10] Neko
    So I can assume he saw me
    as an attractive woman, then?
[22:15] Yoshino
    He didn't end up with either of us, though.
[22:20] Neko
    Futaba-san said before
[22:22] Neko
    that if you truly fall in love, there's
    something that will always remain with you.
[22:27] Yoshino
    There were a lot of mix-ups along the way,
[22:30] Yoshino
    but I think this was for the best.
[22:34] Neko
    Yeah.
[22:37] Aki
    There was a chance I'd end up dancing
    with Gasou Kanetsugu back then.
[22:43] Masamune
    No way.
[22:44] Masamune
    I would've stopped it, no matter what.
[22:46] Aki
    Even though you were out with a fever?
[22:49] Masamune
    Anything to dance with you.
[22:53] Masamune
    Now, once more...
[22:55] Masamune
    My great wish, my great ambition...
[22:58] Masamune
    Will you do me the honor of a dance?
[23:04] Aki
    Is this your revenge? Or...
[23:08] Masamune
    My respect. For the Cruel Princess.
[23:14] Aki
    I think I could give you the
    perfect nickname now.
[23:19] Aki
    Want to know what it is?
[23:21] Masamune
    I'll ask later, I think.