Season 1 E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:26] Masamune     All right! [00:27] Chinatsu     Ew. [00:28] Chinatsu     The picture of vanity.     We have a narcissist here. [00:31] Masamune     Chinatsu. [00:32] Chinatsu     A morning shampoo and shower, [00:34] Chinatsu     and to top it off, posing     in front of the mirror. [00:37] Chinatsu     How vain could you be? [00:40] Masamune     I'm not vain! I'm just setting     an example for myself! [00:42] Masamune     How can you eat junk food     so early in the morning? [00:45] Chinatsu     Want some? [00:45] Masamune     Never! [00:46] Chinatsu     Okay. [00:49] Masamune     Jeez... I told you not to come     into my room without permission. [00:52] Chinatsu     So cold! How could you forget our sibling bond [00:55] Chinatsu     just because we were living apart? [01:00] Masamune     I made a decision [01:01] Masamune     that I would never return to the days     when I was so naïve and powerless. [01:08] Kinue     Good morning, Maa-kun, Chinatsu-chan. [01:11] Kinue     Breakfast is ready. SIGN    Milk [01:15] Kinue     You loved donuts when you were     little, didn't you, Maa-kun? SIGN    High in Calories SIGN    High in Calories SIGN    High in Calories [01:19] Kinue     They're loaded with sugar! [01:20] Kinue     The fried chicken's fresh out of the fryer, too. [01:23] Kinue     Can't you hear them sizzling? [01:25] Masamune     Er, no thanks... [01:28] Kinue     Chinatsu! [01:29] Kinue     Maa-kun just said he hates his mommy! [01:32] Kinue     And when we're finally able     to live together again! [01:35] Chinatsu     Yeah, yeah. Seems like Onii-chan     got rid of a lot of baggage. [01:39] Masamune     I'm heading out. [01:41] Kinue     Maa-kun! [01:46] Masamune     Like I could eat something that high     in calories so early in the morning. [01:57] Masamune     "Everything depends on     whether you're hot or not." [02:00] Masamune     This is my motto. [02:02] Masamune     If you're not a hot guy, you're not human. [02:05] Masamune     Even a normal guy attains     birth in the Pure Land, [02:07] Masamune     so it goes without saying that a hot guy will. [02:18] Girl     Hey, what are you gawking at? [02:26] Girl     Let me see your cell phone! [02:28] Guy     You've got the wrong idea!     I was just sending a text! [02:31] Girl     You're lying. No one holds a     phone that way to type a text! [02:34] Guy     Seriously, it's not what you think! [02:36] Girl     Then hurry up and let me see your phone! [02:36] Masamune     My sin should be much     worse than that poor fool [02:38] Girl     Yeah! [02:39] Masamune     who took out his cell phone     without thinking. [02:42] Girl     Wait, are you Makabe Masamune-kun? [02:45] Masamune     Y-Yes... [02:47] Girl     I knew it! [02:48] Girl     Who's that? [02:48] Girl     Makabe-kun. He transferred here last week. [02:50] Girl     Oh, are you interested in tennis? [02:53] Girl     Would you like to practice with us? [02:55] Masamune     Er, no... [02:57] Girl     Did you really get a perfect     score on the transfer exam? [02:59] Girl     Wow! [03:00] Girl     I saw you playing soccer! You looked so cool! [03:03] Masamune     Oh, man... Could this be... [03:09] Masamune     You're too kind. I was     actually admiring how hard [03:12] Masamune     all of you were practicing. [03:15] Masamune     Well, keep up the good work. [03:21] Girl     So cool! [03:22] Girl     I'm in love! [03:22] Masamune     "Everything depends on whether     you're hot or not"... I guess it's true. [03:26] Masamune     My plan may work after all! [03:35] Girl     Shigeo-senpai is going to confess his love? [03:37] Girl     To the Cruel Princess? [03:39] Guy     I bet she'll finally break this time. [03:40] Guy     I know she's the Cruel Princess and all,     but Shigeo-senpai is a super hot guy. [03:46] Guys     She's here! [03:49] Shigeo     You came, my bashful little Rapunzel! [03:53] Shigeo     There's no need to be shy.     I'm used to people staring at me. [03:56] Shigeo     That's why I want your answer,     right here, right now. [04:00] Aki     Well, that's good, then. [04:03] Aki     Yamada Shigeo-senpai from class 3-C, [04:05] Masamune     What's going on? [04:07] Aki     thank you very much for asking me out. [04:11] Masamune     A public confession of love? [04:12] Aki     Because of this, I had one of my servants [04:15] Aki     run a background check on you. [04:18] Shigeo     Huh? [04:19] Aki     As a result, I see that... [04:22] Aki     you recently went to the bookstore by     the station to buy the new volume of [04:25] Aki     "Oh, Jeez! I'm Ryuubi Gentoku in a     Genderswapped 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'" [04:29] Aki     and then hid it in a college workbook. [04:31] Guys     "Genderswapped"? [04:34] Aki     Also, I don't think unnaturally staring at [04:36] Aki     an underclassman's upper arm flab     is a very favorable hobby. [04:40] Aki     I also wonder about your internet-serialized     empowerment-fantasy novel [04:43] Aki     whose protagonist shares your name, "Shigeo." [04:47] Shigeo     W-Wait... [04:48] Shigeo     I can explain... [04:51] Shigeo     You've got it all wrong! [04:53] Aki     And you always have [04:55] Aki     a single hair growing from     the mole on your chest. [04:59] Aki     From the bottom of my heart,     I grant you this name. SIGN    Moleo [05:10] ---     Moleo... [05:15] Girl     And I really liked Yamada-kun, too. [05:18] Girl     But if he's "Moleo"... [05:19] Guy     That's the Cruel Princess for you. [05:21] Guy     She's merciless. [05:27] Masamune     The city is scary... The city is scary... [05:34] Masamune     No... I can't lose my nerve     over something like this. [05:37] Masamune     My battle's just begu— SIGN    #1 "The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot" [07:22] (Flashback) Yoshino     I'll never fall in love with you. [07:25] Masamune     No... [07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino     You're just... [07:27] Masamune     No! [07:32] Masamune     C-Crap! I totally let my guard down! [07:35] Tae     Hey, Makabe! You're slacking off! [07:38] Masamune     Right! I'm sorry! [07:40] Masamune     Er, huh? [07:42] Tae     Good morning, Makabe-kun.     You were sound asleep. [07:45] Masamune     Oh, it's you, Class Rep Futaba. [07:48] Tae     But that just means you're     finally adjusting to this school. [07:51] Tae     As the class rep, I feel relieved. [07:55] Masamune     Hot guys can get away with sleeping     in class, and even drooling? [07:58] Kojuurou     Oh, Makabe-kun's awake. [08:01] Masamune     Sh-Shuri-kun. [08:03] Kojuurou     You can just call me Kojuurou. [08:05] Kojuurou     You haven't had lunch yet, right? [08:07] Kojuurou     If you go now, the school store     will just be sold out, so... [08:10] Masamune     O-Oh, thanks. You're a lifesaver. [08:14] Masamune     This bread has a full meal's     worth of calories... SIGN    A Man's Yakisoba Bread SIGN    Spicy!! [08:17] Masamune     Not to mention it's mostly carbs! [08:19] Masamune     I'll have to do an extra hundred     crunches when I get home. [08:22] Kojuurou     You're amazing, Makabe-kun. You get good     grades, but don't act stuck up at all. [08:26] Kojuurou     You're good at sports, too. [08:28] Kojuurou     And you're good-looking! [08:30] Masamune     Oh, stop. [08:32] Masamune     And I hear you're quite popular     with a certain crowd [08:34] Masamune     that calls you "Kojuurou-kyun,     the designated bottom." [08:37] Kojuurou     There is one other person who's as [08:40] Kojuurou     highly accomplished as you, but... [08:42] Tae     Oh, you mean that one? [08:43] Masamune     "That one"? [08:44] Kojuurou     Yeah, the one who... [08:48] Aki     Is Tanabe Akio here? [08:57] Masamune     That's the girl from this morning... [09:01] Aki     You'll do just fine. Answer me. [09:04] Aki     Is Tanabe Akio here or not? [09:08] Masamune     Um, uh... [09:12] Tanabe     Th-That's me. [09:20] Aki     "I fell for how dignified you look in PE class." [09:23] Aki     Simply put, you like how     my legs look in shorts. [09:30] Aki     From now on, I'll call you "Pudding Prince." [09:42] Aki     Let's go, Yoshino. [09:46] Masamune     Wh-What's with her? [09:50] Kojuurou     She has the best grades in our     year and is really beautiful, [09:53] Kojuurou     but her personality is nothing     like yours, Makabe-kun. [09:55] Tae     On top of that, she really hates guys [09:58] Tae     and gives anyone who asks her out [09:59] Guy     Yikes... You okay? [10:00] Tae     cruel nicknames and drives them off. [10:01] Guy     Hang in there. [10:03] Kojuurou     That's why they call her the "Cruel Princess." [10:06] Kojuurou     Her name is Adagaki Aki-san. [10:08] Kojuurou     She's the daughter of the     head of the Adagaki Group. [10:11] Masamune     Adagaki...? [10:15] Tae     Makabe-kun? [10:16] Kojuurou     What's the matter? [10:20] Masamune     Adagaki Aki... [10:22] Masamune     That's her? [10:35] Masamune     Who would've thought [10:37] Masamune     I'd run into her again so soon? [10:41] Kaneko     Aki-sama, would you like another cup of tea? [10:44] Aki     Thank you. I would. [10:47] Mizuno     These are chocolates I ordered     from a chocolatier in Brussels. [10:50] Mizuno     Please, try one. [10:52] Aki     How lovely. But I'm going to pass for now. [10:56] Masamune     It looks like what Kojuurou     told me was correct, [10:59] Masamune     but she seems to have a lot     of girls as her lackeys. [11:01] Aki     Oh, Sonoka. Your ribbon's coming loose. [11:06] Kaneko     Aki-sama... [11:09] Masamune     I thought she'd be feared by girls, too, [11:12] Masamune     but I guess that's not the case. [11:13] Kojuurou     Apparently some girls think she's     cool because she's so blunt. [11:16] Masamune     Is that how it works? [11:18] Kojuurou     But the one who's always with her is [11:21] Kojuurou     Koiwai Yoshino-san. [11:24] Masamune     Anything else? [11:25] Kojuurou     Anything else? [11:26] Masamune     Yeah, like her type, her likes     and dislikes, or her tendencies. [11:29] Kojuurou     I'm not sure. I can't say     I've heard much about that. [11:32] Kojuurou     I think the only thing I've heard is     that she likes to eat lunch alone. [11:36] Aki     If you'll excuse me. [11:39] Kaneko     Farewell, Aki-sama. [11:41] Mizuno     Farewell. [11:42] Kiba     Bye-bye, Aki-sama. [11:48] Masamune     Huh... [11:50] Masamune     So she's usually in a harem situation     with all these girls waiting on her, [11:54] Masamune     but that's not the case when she's eating. [11:57] Masamune     I'm going to have to look into this. [11:59] Kojuurou     I wouldn't do that, Makabe-kun. [12:02] Kojuurou     She'll probably do something awful to you. [12:04] Masamune     I won't have to worry about     that! I don't think. [12:07] Kojuurou     You think so? [12:08] Masamune     Oh, crap. [12:11] Kojuurou     I wonder what's up with Makabe-kun. [12:18] Masamune     I messed up. [12:20] Masamune     Where did [12:21] Masamune     she go? [12:25] Masamune     Now that I actually want to find her,     I realize this school is huge. [12:29] Masamune     That's... [12:33] Masamune     There's no doubt about it.     That's one of Adagaki Aki's lackeys. [12:36] Masamune     I definitely remember that unfortunate aura. [12:52] Masamune     Something seems fishy... [13:03] Masamune     What could she be doing there? [13:06] Yoshino     I bought them. [13:08] Aki     What took you so long, Yoshino?     I got tired of waiting. [13:11] Yoshino     Sorry, but there were only     two cutlet sandwiches. [13:15] Aki     Then you could have just     bought something else. [13:18] Aki     Have you no sense? [13:20] Masamune     Bingo! I've found you, Adagaki Aki! [13:24] Masamune     What's that metal case? [13:34] Masamune     A spider! [13:46] Masamune     Heya. [13:51] Masamune     Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop. [13:54] Masamune     I just happened to see her walk in here. [13:57] Aki     Are you saying that you     didn't think I'd be in here? [14:00] Masamune     Right. [14:02] Masamune     Who the hell would expect to     find the great Adagaki Aki [14:06] Masamune     eating alone in the gym storage room? [14:09] Masamune     And the idea that she loves     high-calorie meals that are [14:11] Masamune     ideal for people who do physical labor... SIGN    High in Calories SIGN    High in Calories SIGN    High in Calories [14:14] Aki     You're in the way, so would you mind leaving? [14:17] Masamune     Don't worry about it. [14:19] Masamune     I'm sure there are some athletic girls who [14:21] Masamune     eat slightly bigger lunches like that. [14:24] Masamune     Heck, my little sister... [14:27] Yoshino     Would you like your bread now? [14:29] Aki     Later is fine. [14:38] Aki     I-I can't help it! [14:40] Aki     If I just eat like everyone else,     I get hungry again right away. [14:43] Aki     I'm prone to hypoglycemia, so I always     have to make sure I get enough sugar. [14:47] Aki     I thought I seriously might have     a parasite, so I had tests done, [14:50] Aki     but they didn't find anything. [14:51] Aki     Anyway, I have to do everything I can to     make sure my stomach doesn't rumble. [14:55] Aki     You don't hear a normal girl's     stomach rumbling, ever! [14:58] Aki     Or what? Do you want my stomach     making noises as loud as Big Ben? [15:02] Aki     Is that what you're into?! [15:06] Masamune     O-Oh, yeah... I just remembered     somewhere I have to be. [15:14] Aki     What's your name? [15:17] Masamune     Makabe. [15:21] Aki     Tell anyone about this, and you'll regret it. [15:24] Masamune     But I've just been dealt a trump card! [15:35] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun, I hear you're     friendly with Adagaki-san now. [15:38] Masamune     Where did that come from? [15:40] Kojuurou     That's the rumor in our class. Whoa, whoa... [15:44] Kojuurou     Everyone thinks the Cruel Princess     might finally fall this time. [15:49] Masamune     Oh, man... [15:51] Masamune     It's not like that at all. [15:58] Masamune     In reality, she's only been     mean to me ever since. [16:02] Masamune     Are they that delusional? [16:04] Masamune     Girls are scary when it comes to love. [16:08] Masamune     Someone that pretty is able     to eat that super hefty meal. [16:12] Masamune     No one would believe that... right? SIGN    Back to Your Dog House [16:18] Masamune     What am I, a dog?! [16:20] Masamune     Ow! [16:23] Kojuurou     A-Are you okay? [16:26] Tae     What's wrong? [16:27] Girl     Are you okay? Do you need     to go to the nurse's office? [16:29] Masamune     No, I'm fine. [16:33] Tanabe     Don't get full of yourself. [16:42] Girl     Makabe-kun, are you okay? [16:44] Girl     Are you hurt? [16:46] Masamune     I guess it's not only girls who are     like that when it comes to love. [16:50] Masamune     That's really annoying, but I     can use that to my advantage. SIGN    Hours of Operation Open Year-Round [16:55] Mizuno     Farewell, Aki-sama. [16:57] Aki     See you tomorrow. [16:57] Kiba     Bye-bye! [16:58] Kaneko     Farewell! [17:06] Aki     Yoshino. [17:08] Aki     Yoshino, wake up! [17:12] Aki     I'm so hungry that I might faint. [17:14] Aki     Go buy me something to eat. [17:16] Yoshino     Right now? [17:18] Aki     Yes. Hurry. [17:19] Yoshino     What would you like?     Something with rice, or bread? [17:22] Aki     I told you, I'm about to faint. [17:24] Aki     It doesn't matter what it is.     Just hurry up and go buy it. [17:27] Yoshino     Right. [17:44] Aki     I ate a proper lunch. [17:47] Aki     It seems my body's calorie     consumption is getting worse... [17:51] Aki     How far did Yoshino go, anyway? [17:55] Tanabe     You're in quite a hurry.     Do you have a date with Makabe? [18:01] Aki     You're the Pudding Pr— [18:02] Tanabe     Shut up! [18:04] Aki     Oh, but it's such a fitting nickname. [18:07] Aki     You don't like— [18:09] Tanabe     You ripped up my letter,     but Makabe's just fine? [18:12] Tanabe     Must be nice to be a hot guy. [18:14] Aki     Looks don't matter. Let go of me. [18:17] Tanabe     You think you're such a princess,     looking down on everyone else! [18:24] Aki     Don't! [18:35] Masamune     I always thought something like     this might happen eventually. [18:39] Masamune     Because you're so scary, Adagaki-san. [18:51] Masamune     Are you hurt? [18:53] Aki     Th-That's what I should be asking you. [18:55] Masamune     This is nothing, as long as you're safe. [19:02] Masamune     O— [19:05] Masamune     Ow! [19:07] Masamune     Ow, ow! That seriously hurt, damn it! [19:09] Masamune     It so hurts! It frickin' hurts!     I want to cry! I want to scream! [19:12] Masamune     Actually, can I just pass out? [19:17] Masamune     But now... [19:18] Masamune     I bet she can't be nasty to me anymore. [19:22] Masamune     Not only do I know Adagaki Aki's secret, [19:25] Masamune     but now I've saved her. [19:27] Masamune     Her pride won't let her get away with that. [19:32] Masamune     Don't make that face. [19:34] Masamune     Girls are much cuter when they're smiling. [19:48] (Flashback) Masamune     M-My daddy's super rich! [19:52] Masamune     Let me make a confession. I was a fatty. [19:54] Masamune     On top of that, I was a snobby     rich kid and a target of bullies. [19:59] (Flashback) Aki     What are you all doing in front of my house? [20:02] Masamune     Back then, Adagaki Aki looked like [20:05] Masamune     a savior to me. [20:07] Masamune     Until that fateful moment... [20:11] (Flashback) Aki     I won't fall for you. [20:14] (Flashback) Aki     You're just a Pig's Foot! [20:19] Masamune     This is revenge, Adagaki Aki. [20:23] Masamune     I hate you and despise you     so much that I can't bear it. [20:27] Masamune     That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes [20:31] Masamune     to make you fall in love with me now. [20:37] Masamune     And when she really does, it'll all be over. [20:40] Masamune     I'll tell her who I am, then dump her     in the most awesome way possible. [20:45] Masamune     I call it the "Dead or Love Plan." [20:54] Kinue     Oh, Maa-kun seems to be in a good mood. [20:57] Chinatsu     Gross. [21:01] Girl     Good morning, Makabe-kun. [21:03] Masamune     Morning. [21:04] Tae     Good morning, Makabe-kun. [21:05] Masamune     Good morning, Futaba-san. [21:07] Tae     What happened to your hand? [21:09] Masamune     Oh, I was just a bit clumsy. [21:11] Tae     I didn't know you could be clumsy,     Makabe-kun. How surprising. [21:14] Masamune     That sexy contrast between hot     and clumsy! Score one for me! [21:27] Masamune     Good morning, Tanabe-kun. [21:29] Tanabe     G-Good morning... [21:32] Tanabe     Sorry about yesterday. [21:33] Masamune     Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it. [21:37] Tae     Huh? What? What happened? [21:40] Masamune     It's a secret. [21:46] Kojuurou     Good morning, Makabe-kun. [21:47] Masamune     Morning. [21:56] Kojuurou     Wow, a love letter? Nice. [21:58] Masamune     Oh, I'm not sure about that... SIGN    Pig's Foot [22:04] Masamune     Huh? [22:05] Masamune     Could it be... [22:06] Masamune     I've already been found out? E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile" [01:32] Masamune     Who was it? [01:34] Girls     Huh? [01:34] Masamune     Who sent me this letter? [01:36] Girls     Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's! [01:39] Girl     No way! Mine, too! [01:41] Masamune     Could it be Adagaki Aki? [01:43] Masamune     No... She wouldn't do anything     underhanded like send a letter. [01:47] Masamune     If she were going to expose me, [01:49] Masamune     she'd wait for the perfect moment     when it'd be the most effective. SIGN    Moleo [01:52] Masamune     Then who knows about my past? [01:56] Kojuurou     What? What's up? [01:57] Masamune     Er, um... [01:59] Masamune     Could it actually be him? [02:02] Tae     What's wrong, Makabe-kun?     You've got a scary look on your face. [02:06] Masamune     O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep. [02:10] Guy     Isn't that pig's foot unreal? [02:14] Kojuurou     Are you okay, Makabe-kun? [02:16] Guy     This guy actually has a     pig's foot in his lunch today. [02:19] Guy2     Like, the whole thing? Why? [02:21] Guy3     My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it. [02:23] Masamune     O-Oh... That's what they're talking about. [02:27] Masamune     I don't ever want to relive that     dark time in my past again. [02:31] (Flashback) Kid1     Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me. [02:34] (Flashback) Kid2     Say, "I'm going to take over     my dad's company, oink!" [02:37] Girl     What's wrong? [02:39] Girl2     Are you not feeling well? [02:41] Masamune     Even if these girls are nice     to a hottie like me now... SIGN    High School Newspaper SIGN    Breaking News SIGN    The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B! [02:46] Girl     Huh? [02:47] Girl     No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like? [02:49] Teacher     I can't say I appreciate this deception. [02:52] Guy     Makabe, go buy me a drink. [02:54] Guy2     You're used to that, right? [02:55] Guy3     Of course you'd get found out,     even if you try to cover it up. [02:58] Guy 4     You've got some nerve for     a guy on the lowest rung. [03:01] Kojuurou     I'm so disappointed. [03:05] Masamune     No! Stop! [03:11] Sensei     What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up     and read from the third paragraph. [03:21] Masamune     I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit. [03:25] Sensei     You're really that moved     by the The Tale of Heike? [03:25] Girl     Makabe-kun is so sensitive. [03:29] Masamune     No, I need to find the one... [03:31] Masamune     Unknown X, the one who sent     me the "Pig's Foot" letter... [03:38] Masamune     If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am, [03:42] Masamune     my revenge and everything else is done for. [03:44] Masamune     Even after I got adopted by Grandpa     and changed my last name... [03:48] Masamune     Those nightmarish eight years     drenched in sweat and tears [03:52] Masamune     will all be wasted effort. [03:55] Masamune     Who is Unknown X? [03:59] Masamune     What am I supposed to do? [04:01] Masamune     I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts... [04:09] Masamune     Wh-What the?! [04:11] Guy     I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog! [04:13] Gy     A BL sandwich and— [04:14] Masamune     So this is the lunchtime school     shop race that I've heard about. [04:32] Masamune     Huh? Could that be... [04:41] Masamune     That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino. [04:45] Masamune     U-Um... [04:48] Masamune     Are you okay? [04:50] Yoshino     So Heaven, it turns out, [04:52] Yoshino     is just like school. [04:55] Masamune     Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive. [04:58] Yoshino     Now that I'm dead, I can     finally speak ill of it. [05:01] Yoshino     Fate continues to blow its icy     cold breath at me without end. [05:07] Yoshino     Period. [05:07] Masamune     What the hell is going on here? [05:10] Masamune     Hey... Koiwai-san? [05:12] Yoshino     But... I can't buy them now. [05:15] Yoshino     I can't go back. SIGN    Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4 [05:21] Masamune     Huh? You want me to go buy them? [05:25] Yoshino     Yeah... [05:26] Masamune     Why me?! SIGN    Tanisaki Bread [05:29] Lady     Thanks. [05:31] Lady     All right, next. [05:32] Masamune     F-Five explosive croquette buns     and four cutlet sandwiches. [05:36] Lady     Sure thing. Thanks. [05:40] Masamune     Holy crap, they're so heavy! SIGN    Croquette SIGN    Explosive [05:46] Yoshino     This must be a dream.     Like the final illusion that [05:49] Yoshino     the Little Match Girl saw... [05:51] Masamune     I bought the damn things for you! [05:53] Yoshino     One... two... three... [05:57] Yoshino     four... five. [06:00] Yoshino     You were an umbrella-hat priest statue? [06:02] Masamune     Wha... [06:09] Masamune     Those buns... The one who wants     them is Adagaki-san, not you, right? [06:15] Masamune     Do you mind if I come with you? [06:18] Masamune     I might be able to find out     whether she's Unknown X or not. [06:23] Yoshino     Sneak, sneak, sneak... [06:26] Masamune     Hold on a sec. [06:27] Yoshino     I'm sorry. Please forgive me. [06:29] Yoshino     Forgive me. Forgive me. [06:32] Masamune     After you had that much fun, [06:33] Masamune     it's only natural that you     pay me back with your body. [06:37] Yoshino     I'm sowwy... [06:43] Masamune     Sorry, I was just kidding. [06:46] Masamune     I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble. [06:50] Masamune     Really, I promise. [06:51] Masamune     I'll properly explain everything     to her. Don't worry. [06:56] Yoshino     Really? [07:02] Masamune     You're just like [07:04] Masamune     Cinderella getting bullied     by her wicked stepmother. [07:09] Masamune     I can totally relate, being a     former "Pig's Foot" myself. [07:13] Aki     You're late! SIGN    Evil Stepmother SIGN    The Top Princess of the School [07:18] Aki     Do you want me to pass out from hunger? [07:21] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [07:22] Aki     A preschooler on their first shopping     run would be faster than you. [07:26] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [07:28] Aki     Yoshino, you idiot. [07:29] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [07:38] Masamune     And how is she a princess? [07:44] Masamune     Well, this isn't something a hater     like me wants to really see, either. [07:52] Masamune     You okay? [07:54] Aki     Wh-What are you doing here? [07:57] Aki     Yoshino? [07:59] Aki     She ran away, didn't she? [08:00] Masamune     She went to buy some tea [08:02] Masamune     for you. [08:07] Aki     What are you doing here? [08:09] Masamune     Just dropping by to say hi     and see how you're doing. [08:14] Masamune     She ate all that even before     the bread? Unbelievable. [08:18] Aki     A-And how are you doing? You know... [08:22] Masamune     Oh, my cut hand? [08:24] Masamune     Well, it just stings when I take a bath, [08:26] Masamune     and it's a bit hard to get dressed. [08:29] Masamune     Actually, it still hurts like hell. [08:31] Aki     I had no intention of getting you involved. [08:34] Masamune     That's right. Let it hurt     your pride even more. [08:38] Masamune     It's all part of my plan to gain     a mental advantage over you. [08:42] Aki     Hmph. [08:43] Masamune     Given that things are going     as I'd planned so far, [08:45] Masamune     the "Unknown X" who sent     me the Pig's Foot letter [08:48] Masamune     isn't Adagaki Aki. SIGN    Pig's Foot [08:50] Masamune     Then who... [08:53] Masamune     So infuriating. [08:55] Aki     W-Well, excuse me! Sorry! [08:59] Masamune     Oh, no, no! I wasn't— [09:00] Yoshino     I'm back! [09:10] Aki     You idiot! Don't look! [09:11] Aki     Close your eyes! [09:13] Masamune     My eyes! My eyes! SIGN    Strawberry Milk [09:27] Masamune     Huh, what? For me, too? [09:31] Masamune     Th-Thank you, Cinderella. [09:34] Aki     Yoshino is very humble toward everyone. [09:37] Aki     She's always bowing her head and     fidgeting. It's a horrible habit. [09:41] Aki     You should stop being so nice to everyone. [09:45] Aki     What's with that look? [09:46] Masamune     Nothing. [09:47] Aki     It's fine when she's nice to me. [09:49] Aki     It's expected for Yoshino to work for me. [09:52] Masamune     No, it's just that you have     cutlet sauce on your nose. [09:58] Masamune     And I can't be nice to everyone, either. [10:02] Aki     What's that supposed to mean? [10:05] Masamune     Indeed, what could it possibly mean? [10:08] Masamune     Maybe I want you to rely on me [10:11] Masamune     more than you rely on Koiwai-san. [10:24] Aki     Wh-What's his deal?! [10:27] Masamune     All right! I nailed it! [10:29] Masamune     Aki-sama's probably bright red right now! [10:32] Masamune     Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy     who saved her and even shed blood for her [10:37] Masamune     if he said something like that. [10:39] Guy     You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you. [10:42] Girl     I didn't think you'd actually     come to save me. [10:46] Guy     Don't ever doubt me again. [10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross! SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid [10:52] Masamune     I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga! [10:55] Masamune     I can do this! [10:56] Masamune     Now if she falls for me even more... [10:59] Masamune     The "Dead or Love" Plan will     move another step forward! [11:06] Aki     Idiot. [11:15] Masamune     Next, I need to get her email address. [11:17] Masamune     I've never asked a girl     for her email address, [11:20] Masamune     but at this rate, it won't be a problem! [11:32] Yoshino     Pig's Foot. [11:40] Yoshino     Are you trying to get back     at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot? [11:50] Masamune     Why do you know my old nickname?! [11:55] Masamune     A little girl like her wasn't among     the kids that bullied me in the past. [12:00] Masamune     Even around Aki... [12:02] Masamune     Huh? [12:03] Masamune     Wait a sec. [12:08] Masamune     She's there! [12:09] Masamune     You used to be at Adagaki's mansion! [12:16] Masamune     Ow... [12:18] Yoshino     My family has served the Adagakis [12:21] Yoshino     for generations. [12:24] Yoshino     We've been nothing but     attendants for 300 years. [12:27] Masamune     She's totally one of     Adagaki Aki's lackeys! [12:31] Masamune     To Cinderella, Aki wasn't     an evil stepmother, [12:34] Masamune     but a master to serve! [12:38] Masamune     It's all over. [12:40] Masamune     I was completely fooled by her     Cinderella-like nature. [12:45] Masamune     My revenge comes to an end here... [12:49] Masamune     If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh. [12:52] Masamune     I still have no regrets about     trying to give that woman [12:55] Masamune     a taste of her own medicine. [12:58] Yoshino     That's fine. Why don't you do it? [13:04] Yoshino     I'll even help you out. [13:13] Mizuno     What do you think about having a     tea party after school, Aki-sama? [13:17] Mizuno     My father bought some macarons from Paris. [13:20] Aki     Sadly, I have school beautification     committee duties today. [13:23] Kiba     You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so     passionate about your committee duties. [13:27] Kaneko     Too amazing! [13:30] Masamune     What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to? [13:33] Masamune     There's no way I can trust her. [13:36] Masamune     This might be another trap.     I have to do this on my own! [13:40] Masamune     Yeah! [13:41] Masamune     This revenge plan is for me!     I won't change anything! [13:44] Masamune     I need to become email buddies     with her first, as planned. [13:49] Tae     Masamune-kun! [13:51] Tae     You can't get back to class that way. [13:53] Masamune     Futaba-san. [13:55] Tae     Are you still not used to this school? [13:57] Tae     Want me to make you a map? [14:00] Masamune     Nah, I'd feel bad. [14:02] Tae     Thanks! [14:03] Tae     And checking up on transfer students     is part of the class rep's job. [14:07] Tae     I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun. [14:10] Tae     Now, come on. This way. [14:14] Tae     So we've been talking about     having a barbecue as a class. [14:19] Tae     It'll be a lot of fun. [14:21] Masamune     I'll try it out here first. [14:25] Masamune     So, Futaba-san... [14:28] Masamune     Why don't we exchange email— [14:30] [SONG] Sign     Edit SIGN    Friends SIGN    Add SIGN    Profiles SIGN    Makabe Masamune [14:31] Masamune     Email... email... SIGN    0 Contacts [14:33] Masamune     Huh? Huh? [14:36] Masamune     Asking a girl for her email     address is super hard! [14:40] Tae     What's the matter, Masamune-kun? [14:42] Masamune     Sorry! I have to get back to class! [14:45] Tae     What? Let's go together! [14:48] Masamune     H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is     a common sense quiz! [14:51] Masamune     When you exchange email addresses, [14:52] Masamune     the number of contacts you have     will be shared, as well. [14:54] Masamune     True or false? [14:57] Kojuurou     I think it's false. [14:59] Masamune     Really? You're certain, right? [15:01] Masamune     Lying is the first step to becoming a thief! [15:03] Kojuurou     Why are you so worried about that? [15:06] Masamune     Because I've never done it, duh! [15:08] Masamune     Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing! [15:10] Masamune     Well, that's good, though. [15:12] Masamune     Exchanging email addresses doesn't     mean she'll find out I'm all alone. [15:15] Masamune     Isn't there some kind of situation     where it wouldn't be awkward [15:18] Masamune     for me to ask for her email address? [15:21] Tae     Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden. [15:24] Guy     Well, you're the class rep, right? [15:26] Guy     We can't just give class B special treatment. [15:29] Tae     I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work. [15:34] Girl     What's wrong, Futaba-san? [15:35] Tae     The school beautification     committee lost a member, [15:38] Tae     so they're looking for someone     to fill in until summer. [15:45] Masamune     Want me to do it? [15:48] Masamune     I haven't joined any committees yet. [15:51] Tae     Really? Are you sure? [15:53] Masamune     Yeah, if it's for you. [15:58] Masamune     This is my chance! [16:03] Girl     Makabe-kun, you really came! [16:06] Girl     I'm so happy! Thank goodness     I'm in this committee! [16:08] Masamune     Oh, please... [16:12] Masamune     Oh, come on! Don't ignore me! [16:14] Guy     Please begin working. [16:19] Masamune     What am I doing? [16:21] Masamune     "Oh, what a coincidence!     Is this the red string of fate?" [16:24] Masamune     That didn't have to happen, [16:26] Masamune     but you could have reacted     at least a little bit! [16:31] Masamune     I freak out over exchanging email addresses, [16:33] Masamune     I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm     deathly scared of spiders. [16:36] Masamune     If people could see into me,     they'd see how worthless I am. [16:42] Masamune     No one would want to go out with me. [16:44] Masamune     Thinking I could make that woman     fall for me like this was crazy. [16:48] Tae     Sorry, Masamune-kun. [16:50] Tae     I pushed something really     troublesome onto you. [16:55] Masamune     No... [16:56] Masamune     No, no! [16:57] Masamune     You don't need to feel     responsible for this at all. [17:00] Tae     It's okay. I know it myself. [17:03] Tae     I'm always meddling. [17:06] Tae     I'm nothing like you, someone who     helps without saying a word. [17:11] Masamune     Wait... Wait, wait! [17:13] Masamune     Am I actually in that golden situation [17:16] Masamune     where I'm all alone with a girl? [17:18] Masamune     And she went out of her way to find me? [17:23] Masamune     Class Rep... [17:24] Tae     Say... [17:26] Tae     The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too, [17:29] Tae     but would you like to     go to a movie sometime? [17:32] Tae     Like, just the two of us? [17:34] Masamune     Movie? By movie, do you mean... [17:37] Masamune     Sitting next to each other, with our     hands touching on the arm rest... [17:40] Masamune     Watching a gory movie, with her     screaming and grabbing on to me... [17:43] Masamune     Going out for drinks later     and talking about the movie, [17:46] Masamune     leading to talking about a relationship? [17:47] Masamune     Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date? [17:52] Masamune     No! I almost forgot my main objective! [17:55] Masamune     U-Um... Right now, I'm... [17:59] Tae     R-Right. Of course you're busy. [18:06] Tae     Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that! [18:09] Masamune     No, not at all.... [18:13] Tae     Do your best, Masamune-kun. [18:23] Masamune     Wait... Does this mean I'm popular? [18:26] Masamune     This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular! [18:29] Masamune     Thank you, Futaba-san! [18:30] Masamune     You just gave me an insane     amount of confidence! [18:34] Masamune     What?! [18:37] Aki     I came to get a new bucket. [18:40] Masamune     Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san. [18:43] Masamune     My expressions... I still can't     control my expressions! [18:47] Aki     That girl isn't on the school     beautification committee, is she? [18:50] Masamune     That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me. [18:53] Masamune     Huh? Did you hear us, by chance? [18:56] Aki     It must be nice, being so popular. [18:59] Masamune     Oh, my. What's this? [19:01] Masamune     Did I just hear a bit of     prickliness in your voice? [19:04] Masamune     Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute? [19:08] Masamune     It doesn't matter if some girl I     have no feelings for asks me out. [19:10] Aki     Really? Then who would     you like to ask you out? [19:13] Masamune     Adagaki-san. [19:18] Masamune     All right, what's it going to be? [19:20] Masamune     The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun [19:23] Masamune     basically just asked you out. [19:25] Masamune     Well? I wouldn't mind going     with you, Adagaki-san. [19:31] Aki     Thanks. [19:35] Masamune     "Thanks"? "Thanks"?! [19:38] Masamune     W-Well done, Masamune! [19:40] Masamune     You did good. This is what's     supposed to happen. [19:43] Masamune     I-I see... That's good. [19:45] Masamune     Then, um, will you tell     me your email address? [19:48] Masamune     I'll contact you. [19:49] Aki     Sure. [19:50] Masamune     Huh? [19:51] Masamune     Huh?! Did I just achieve     my goal that easily?! [19:55] Masamune     I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot! [19:58] Aki     Oh, but I'm sorry. [20:00] Aki     My phone is being repaired right now. [20:03] Aki     Can I tell you the next     time we're on duty? [20:05] Masamune     Huh? Repairs? [20:07] Masamune     I'm going to lose my rhythm now? [20:10] Masamune     But I guess it can't be helped. [20:14] Masamune     All right. Here, then,     at this time next week. [20:22] Masamune     I've been here forever and     she still hasn't shown up! [20:26] ---     Weird... SIGN    Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk [20:37] Masamune     Inside the broom closet? [20:42] Masamune     The desk in the very back? SIGN    The animal pen [20:47] Masamune     The animal pen? [20:51] Masamune     It must be that. SIGN    Look outside the window from where you started [21:06] Masamune     Look outside the window     from where you started. [21:08] Masamune     How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki? [21:11] Masamune     Here we go! [21:11] Masamune     Exchanging email addresses! SIGN    I Decline [21:34] Masamune     Who the hell do you think you are?! [21:38] Yoshino     That was rather unfortunate. [21:41] Masamune     What are you doing here? [21:43] Yoshino     I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place. [21:45] Masamune     If you came here to laugh at me, leave. [21:48] Yoshino     You're too naïve. [21:51] Yoshino     If you leave things to me, [21:53] Yoshino     you could exchange email addresses     and go on dates all you want. [21:57] Masamune     D-Dates? [22:05] [Messenger] Sign     Contacts SIGN    Add SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino [22:05] [Messenger] Sign     Cell [22:08] Yoshino     See? E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Students     Supplementary classes for a month?! [00:02] Tae     Apparently it was just     decided at a staff meeting. [00:06] Tae     If there's even one failing grade     on our proficiency tests, [00:09] Tae     the whole class has to take     supplementary classes! [00:11] Students     What?! [00:12] Students     That's not good. [00:20] Tae     What should we do? We're     in a bind, Masamune-kun. [00:23] Masamune     Yeah, we're gonna have to work hard. [00:26] Tae     I'm sure it'll be easy for you. [00:28] Masamune     Nah. The people who really     have it easy are... well... [00:32] Masamune     They look like him. [00:37] Masamune     You don't look worried at all about     the proficiency test, Kojuurou. [00:40] Kojuurou     Yeah. We need to work hard. [00:43] Kojuurou     I only managed single-digit grades     in all subjects on our midterms. [00:46] Kojuurou     I'm hoping to get double-digit     grades this time. [00:50] Masamune     I had no idea he was that stupid! [00:52] Tae     Kojuurou-kyun is bound for     the supplementary classes! [00:55] Tae     If he ends up losing even more weight     and becomes more of a bottom, I... [00:58] Masamune     Hold up. You're into that stuff, Futaba-san? [01:01] Tae     Well, bromance and bromance     are two different things. [01:04] Masamune     They're the same word, but I can tell you     mean them in totally different ways! [01:09] Kojuurou     I don't want to take supplementary classes. [01:13] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun? [01:14] Masamune     We're going to start studying     right now, Kojuurou! [01:17] Tae     Wait, what? Where are you     two going to hole up? [01:21] Masamune     Stop making up weird fantasies. SIGN    Study Hall SIGN    Four-Character Kanji Compounds SIGN    Modern Literature [02:56] Sign     English Essay Training SIGN    #3 "Yoshino's Magic Show" [02:58] Masamune     First, I have to find out [03:00] Masamune     what you know and what you don't know. [03:02] Kojuurou     There's no point in starting now. [03:05] Masamune     How did you even get into this school? [03:07] Kojuurou     It's apparently one of the seven wonders. [03:09] Masamune     What the heck are the other six? [03:11] Aki     It really is amazing that we     ended up in the same school. [03:15] Yoshino     It's apparently one of the seven wonders. [03:17] Aki     What are the other six? [03:18] Masamune     They're having a similar     conversation right next to us... [03:26] Masamune     H-Hey, what a coincidence.     Are you two studying for a test, too? [03:30] Aki     I was just helping out Yoshino. [03:32] Aki     If the rumors are true, we'll end     up in supplementary classes. [03:35] Masamune     Wait, what? [03:37] Masamune     She seems like she should be smart,     but her grades are that bad? [03:42] Kojuurou     Looks like we're in the     same boat, Koiwai-san. [03:44] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun's teaching me, too. [03:47] Aki     Wow. I'm surprised that [03:49] Aki     you're able to teach anyone anything. [03:51] Masamune     Well, I study when I need to. [03:54] Aki     I see you're as overconfident as ever, [03:57] Aki     despite falling for something so simple. [04:00] Aki     Hopefully you won't trip up again. [04:06] (Flashback) Yoshino     If you leave things to me, [04:08] (Flashback) Yoshino     you could exchange email addresses     and go on dates all you want. [04:13] Masamune     If you're going to say all that,     why don't we make a wager? [04:16] Aki     Huh? [04:17] Masamune     It'll be a contest. [04:19] Masamune     Will it be me and Kojuurou [04:21] Masamune     or you and Koiwai-san that scores     higher on the proficiency test? [04:27] Masamune     If I win, go on a date with me. [04:30] Kojuurou     M-Makabe-kun?! [04:33] Aki     Why would it even come to that? [04:36] Masamune     Not feeling so confident now? [04:38] Aki     That's not the point. [04:40] Aki     Besides, what's in it for me if     I do participate in that wager? [04:43] Masamune     If you win, Adagaki-san, [04:45] Masamune     you can give me whatever     nickname you'd like. SIGN    Pig's Foot [04:49] Masamune     I'll stick that nickname on my back [04:51] [SONG] Sign     Pig's Foot [04:51] Masamune     and go through high school with     it on my back until I graduate. [04:55] Aki     Well, that sounds entertaining. [04:57] Aki     But that won't be enough. [05:01] Aki     If I win, you'll have to pay for     my lunch until I say it's enough. [05:05] Masamune     Fine. [05:12] Aki     Don't come crying to me later. [05:15] Kojuurou     M-Makabe-kun, I'm not sure about this. [05:18] Masamune     It'll be fine. [05:20] Masamune     If what she said was true, [05:22] Masamune     this won't be two against two,     but three against one. [05:32] Yoshino     Um, Aki-sama... [05:35] Yoshino     Don't you need to study? [05:38] Aki     Are you suggesting that I'd lose to Makabe? [05:41] Yoshino     No, but, um... [05:45] Yoshno     I heard that he got a perfect     score on the transfer exam. [05:50] Aki     He did? [05:52] Yoshino     He's apparently the first person     to do that at our school. [05:55] Aki     I thought he was just some gross     narcissist... That's why I... [05:58] Yoshino     Aki-sama. [05:59] Yoshino     I will support you all the way. [06:02] Yoshino     but if it comes down to it, SIGN    Guidebook [06:06] Yoshino     please use this. [06:11] Aki     "If it comes down to it"?     This is never going to happen! [06:15] Aki     Anyway, you just need to study! [06:18] Aki     I'll support you as much as you need. [06:20] Yoshino     I'm very sorry. SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino [06:23] Masamune     Crap... [06:25] Masamune     Come to think of it, this is the     first time I've ever called a girl. [06:29] Masamune     Am I okay with Koiwai-san being my first? [06:33] Masamune     But if I don't call her now, I won't be     able to talk to her about the bet. [06:37] Masamune     But then again... SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino [06:40] Masamune     She's calling! [06:43] Masamune     Sh-Should I answer? [06:45] Masamune     Am I okay with giving my first time     being called by a girl to Koiwai-san? SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino [06:53] Masamune     Whatever! H-Hello? [06:56] Yoshino     You take too long to answer. [06:57] Masamune     Well, as a guy, I needed to prepare myself. [07:01] Masamune     Oh, so about the wager,     you'll help me out, right? [07:06] Yoshino     I can't. [07:07] Masamune     Huh? [07:08] Yoshino     Even if you suddenly make     a decision like that [07:10] Yoshino     on your own, I have my own timing. [07:13] Masamune     Wait a sec! But... [07:15] Masamune     Huh? "Don't make the people live,     but don't kill them"? [07:18] Masamune     Are we talking about Tokugawa Ieyasu here? [07:20] Masamune     How could this... Why?! SIGN    Math Test [07:24] Kojuurou     S-Sorry, Makabe-kun. [07:26] Kojuurou     I'm doing my best to study,     but if all else fails, SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom [07:29] Kojuurou     I'll have her give me an     embarrassing nickname, too. SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom SIGN    Pig's Foot [07:33] Masamune     No, you don't need to go that far. [07:45] Aki     When was the Crimean War? [07:46] Masamune     1853. [07:48] Aki     What kind of cell division occurs     in order for gametes to form? [07:52] Masamune     Meiosis. [07:53] Aki     "I even cough alone." [07:54] Masamune     Ozaki Housai. [07:55] Aki     What's the Earth's mass? [07:57] Masamune     5.972 × 10^24 kilograms. [08:00] Aki     What is a way to say "Your mom     has an outie" in English? [08:02] Masamune     Son of a bitch! [08:07] Masamune     Right now, we're about even. [08:10] Masamune     I need to put more pressure     on her, or we're in trouble. [08:13] Masamune     At this point, it's going to come     down to our own abilities. [08:57] Chinatsu     No way... [08:58] Chinatsu     Onii-chan's actually studying     instead of working out. [09:01] Kinue     Maa-kun said he has a very     important test tomorrow. [09:04] Chinatsu     Huh... [09:05] Kinue     I'm thinking about making     Maa-kun's lunch tomorrow. [09:09] Masamune     It has to be low in calories,     high in protein, with no grease. [09:12] Kinue     I'll go all-out and make a     character-themed lunch! [09:15] Chinatsu     Oh, I want one, too! [09:17] Masamune     Whatever. Even without Koiwai-san's help, [09:21] Masamune     I just have to win tomorrow. [09:30] Masamune     Well, Kojuurou, do you think you'll make it? [09:33] Kojuurou     For now. It's all thanks to you, Makabe-kun. [09:36] Masamune     All right. Now all we have left     is math in the afternoon. [09:40] Masamune     I was extra attentive in teaching him math,     so we should have a good chance. [09:45] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun, let's eat lunch. [09:47] Kojuurou     I used my head too much, and now I'm hungry. [09:49] Masamune     Sure. I'll go buy some drinks. [10:04] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [10:05] Masamune     Huh? No, it's fine. [10:07] Masamune     It was weird of me to rely on you [10:09] Masamune     for a fight I decided to undertake myself. [10:14] Masamune     And as a result, I got tons of studying in, [10:18] Masamune     so Kojuurou and I are both in top form today. [10:21] Masamune     We're not gonna lose. [10:24] Masamune     Huh? [10:27] Yoshino     Drink that, and do your best     on the rest of the tests. [10:29] Masamune     But you can't help me out, right? [10:31] Masamune     Should you be cheering me on? [10:34] Yoshino     It doesn't matter now. SIGN    Mommy [10:46] Masamune     What was that about? SIGN    Test Math [10:50] Teacher     Stay focused until the very end, all of you. [10:53] Teacher     Begin! [10:55] Masamune     Good. These are all questions     I anticipated. Now I can... [11:01] Masamune     I think... my... [11:04] Masamune     stomach hurts. [11:06] Masamune     This pain... Could it be... [11:10] (Flashback) Yoshino     It doesn't matter now. [11:12] Masamune     Did she actually mean... [11:14] Yoshino     It doesn't matter, because I made     the necessary preparations. [11:16] Masamune     Is that what she meant?! [11:18] Masamune     She must've put laxatives or     something in that coffee, [11:22] Masamune     as an assassin for Adagaki! [11:23] Masamune     Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! [11:25] Masamune     Adagaki Aki and Koiwai Yoshino! [11:28] Masamune     You're both my enemies after all! [11:30] Masamune     How dare you do something so low just     because you can't win otherwise?! [11:34] Masamune     You won't get away with this. [11:40] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun! [11:42] Kojuurou     Huh? [11:56] Masamune     Hey! [11:59] Girl     M-Makabe-kun? Oh, my...     Did you need something from me? [12:03] Masamune     Er, uh, I was looking for Adagaki-san. [12:06] Girl     Adagaki-san? She's not here today. [12:09] Masamune     Huh? [12:09] Girl     Apparently she's out with a fever. Right? [12:13] Yoshino     Yeah. [12:15] Masamune     Wait a minute... [12:16] Masamune     Does that mean we had already won [12:19] Masamune     by the time that happened earlier? [12:22] Masamune     Then why would she give me laxatives? [12:29] Chinatsu     Onii-chan, did you eat the     lunch that Mom made? [12:29] [Messenger] Sign     Messages SIGN    Sister [12:29] [SONG] Sign     Edit [12:32] Chinatsu     The eggs in the omelet     were bad. It was so sour! [12:35] Masamune     That stupid old hag... [12:40] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun, do your best in     the supplementary class! [12:43] Masamune     Yeah, I will. SIGN    Supplementary Class [12:47] Masamune     How am I the only one that has     to take supplementary classes? [12:59] Teach     There's a method where you     find the common factor. [13:02] Teach     It can be "x" or, as you see here, [13:06] Teach     it could be the function where [13:07] Masamune     Well, I guess [13:08] Teach     the factor is inside the parentheses. [13:10] Masamune     this sort of counts as a date. [13:15] girlA     Wow, look at that. [13:17] girlB     He looks so cool! [13:19] girlB     But with that look, he must be going on a date. [13:23] (Flashback) masamune     Huh? A date? [13:25] (Flashback) masamune     But didn't that wager end in a draw? [13:28] (Flashback) Yoshino     The fact that you're giving up     there is your flaw, Pig's Foot. [13:31] Masamune     Don't call me Pig's Foot! [13:33] (Flashback) Yoshino     Sunday at noon. [13:34] (Flashback) Yoshino     You'll meet up at the station. [13:37] Yoshino     Aki-sama will definitely show up. Bye. [13:40] (Flashback) Masamune     Hey! [13:43] Masamune     If what she said on the phone was true, [13:46] Masamune     then at long last... [13:48] ---     Adagaki Aki and I... [13:50] PersonA     Whoa, look at how she's dressed. [13:53] PersonB     What the hell? Is that for a     part-time job or something? [13:59] Masamune     Adagaki Aki is standing where     we're supposed to meet [14:02] Masamune     and wearing a transformation     magical girl cosplay? [14:06] Masamune     It's that one show. The anime that     used to be on Sunday mornings. [14:09] Otaku     Um, [14:11] Otaku     can I get a picture? [14:13] Aki     Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! [14:15] Otaku     It's really well-made! [14:17] Otaku     You're cosplaying Whitening-san, right? [14:19] Aki     I-I have no idea what you're talking about. [14:21] Masamune     Adagaki-san! [14:23] Aki     M-Makabe! [14:26] Masamune     A-Are you all right? [14:28] Otaku     Tch. 3D girls are so lame. [14:31] Aki     This is why I hate disgusting men. [14:34] Aki     I give you the nickname [14:36] Aki     "Acidic Cleanser and Rag."     "Acid Rag" for short. [14:38] Masamune     The fact that it sounds less threatening     when you shorten it is frightening. [14:42] Aki     Anyway, the menace is gone now. Let's go. [14:45] Masamune     You're not gonna explain     why you're dressed like that? [14:47] Aki     Huh? [14:49] Aki     Oh, dear. [14:51] Aki     You look rather experienced, [14:53] Aki     but you don't even know     the dress code for dates? [14:56] Masamune     Huh? [14:57] Aki     To break the ice on the first date,     wearing a costume is a given. [15:01] Aki     That's the most basic of basic rules! [15:03] Masamune     Wh-What the? [15:05] Masamune     How does the Cruel Princess     end up like this, [15:08] Masamune     Koiwai Yoshino?! [15:10] Masamune     I guess you were the Fairy Godmother     rather than Cinderella! [15:14] Yoshino     I told you. Timing is important. [15:17] Yoshino     If you leave it to me, everything     will go according to plan. [15:21] Yoshino     I obey all of Aki-sama's orders. [15:24] Yoshino     That's why Aki-sama believes [15:26] Yoshino     everything I say and do. [15:29] Yoshino     She'll easily believe me. [15:31] Masamune     So if she were to use this     servant-master relationship [15:33] Masamune     against her, it'd be the ultimate deceit. [15:36] Yoshino     Are you listening? [15:37] Masamune     Y-Yeah. [15:39] Masamune     Or rather, why are you     going so far to help me? [15:44] Yoshino     If I stay on the line too long,     Aki-sama will get suspicious. [15:47] Masamune     Oh, right. [15:48] Yoshino     Anyway, do your best, Pig's Foot. [15:51] Masamune     Anything but that nickname, please! [15:54] Masamune     At any rate, I'm going to use this date and [15:58] Masamune     this derpy cosplay to my advantage! [16:01] Masamune     Sorry, I guess I didn't research enough. [16:04] Masamune     So there's a dress code for first dates, huh? [16:06] Aki     See? Like I said. [16:08] Masamune     But I guess that means you admit [16:10] Masamune     that this is a date, Adagaki-san. [16:13] Aki     A-Are you stupid? [16:15] Aki     This is all because your mental     fortitude is soft as tofu! [16:18] Masamune     Huh? Me? [16:19] Aki     Because you failed your test,     you couldn't even eat, [16:22] Aki     so you burst out crying in class,     and in the nurse's office, [16:24] Aki     they caught you hiding a bunch of     wrist-cutting attempts with your sleeve. [16:27] Aki     When Yoshino told me the     whole story and said that only I [16:30] Aki     could save you since we were in     the supplementary class together, [16:33] Aki     I had no choice but to spend     a day with you! Hmph! [16:36] Masamune     What the hell's the deal with this set-up [16:38] Masamune     of a lovesick girl off in     fantasy land, Koiwai Yoshino? [16:41] Aki     From now on, be appreciative     of that, and live a quiet life. [16:50] Masamune     Huh? Wait, you rented the place out? [16:52] Aki     Is it that surprising? [16:55] Masamune     Man... I guess some things never change. [17:00] Aki     Hey. [17:02] Aki     You're too close. [17:03] Masamune     Oh, of course. [17:07] Aki     Why are you so far away?! [17:08] Masamune     Ugh, she's such a pain! [17:38] Masamune     Man, I didn't have any     background information, [17:43] Masamune     but I didn't think it'd be such a     horror in more ways than one. [17:47] Masamune     What did you think, Adagaki-sa— [17:51] Masamune     She's dead! [17:53] Masamune     Whitening-san is dead! [17:54] Aki     Wait a moment. [17:56] Aki     Right now, some phenomenon is     occurring that's draining all strength [18:00] Aki     from my knees and preventing     me from leaving my seat. [18:03] Masamune     I think you're just scared stiff. [18:07] Masamune     You didn't know it was a horror movie? [18:09] Aki     Well, Yoshino planned everything. [18:12] Aki     Honestly, she's useless. [18:15] Masamune     So I guess getting food is out of the question? [18:17] Aki     No, it's not! [18:26] Masamune     How can she eat so much after     watching a movie like that? [18:30] Masamune     Actually, stop nonchalantly pushing     your empty plates toward me. [18:36] Masamune     The Cruel Princess that I know is [18:38] Masamune     much stronger, more arrogant, [18:41] Masamune     and at the least... [18:43] Masamune     She wasn't someone who could eat enough     lunch and dessert for three people [18:46] Masamune     at a family restaurant while dressed     up as someone from Hadapure. [18:50] Masamune     This is just a hunch... [18:51] Aki     What? [18:52] Masamune     The reason you eat so much isn't     something you were born with, right? [18:58] Aki     Well... [18:59] Aki     I think it started when something     awful happened in my past. [19:03] Aki     Something awful? [19:05] Girl     Hey, lady. [19:08] Aki     Yes? [19:09] Girl     Why are you dressed so weird? [19:14] Masamune     And she gets right to the point! [19:16] Aki     I-It's not weird. [19:18] Aki     This is from I'm Hadapure. [19:21] Girl     Do you want to be Hadapure, lady? [19:24] Aki     No, no, no! [19:28] Masamune     Please stop, Adagaki-san! [19:30] Aki     Listen up. I'm sure you don't understand     because you're still a child, [19:34] Aki     but this is a necessary ritual     when a man and a woman date. [19:37] Girl     "Ritual"? [19:39] Aki     Yes. In order to break the     ice on the first date, [19:41] Aki     you must wear a costu— [19:44] Masamune     That's enough! [19:45] Aki     W-Wait, Makabe! [19:52] Aki     I was just getting to the good part! [19:54] Masamune     I'm sorry, Adagaki-san. [19:56] Masamune     I couldn't find the right     time to say it, but... [20:02] Aki     It's not normal? [20:05] Masamune     To think I folded from the*     stares of everyone around [20:07] Masamune     rather than let a girl embarrass herself. [20:10] Aki     I see. So you don't... You don't do this. [20:16] Aki     C-Come to think of it, summer clothes     should be coming out about now. [20:20] Aki     I should check them out. [20:21] Masamune     Th-That's a great idea! [20:24] Person     Please try on your items over here. [20:47] Masamune     What's wrong, Adagaki-sa— [20:54] Masamune     Um, uh... [20:56] Aki     N-No! [21:03] Masamune     Once upon a time, when I was     a bullied, chubby little kid, [21:08] Masamune     I happened to run into a     huge mansion and met her. [21:12] (Flashback) Aki     You need to get stronger! How pathetic! [21:16] Masamune     She didn't hold back [21:18] Masamune     and was almost as hard on me [21:20] Masamune     as the other bullies. [21:28] Masamune     That's right. [21:31] Masamune     The Cruel Princess I know is [21:33] Masamune     much stronger, more arrogant... [21:36] (Flashback) Aki     You're so kind, Masamune. [21:40] Masamune     ...and just as kind. [21:53] Aki     Oh, you're awake. I'm going home, then. [22:01] Masamune     Ow... [22:04] Masamune     Adagaki-san... [22:05] Aki     Wh-What? [22:07] Masamune     Sorry I scared you back there. [22:13] Aki     You'd better be. [22:18] Masamune     That was an emotion I didn't need in my plan. [22:23] Masamune     But I... I... [22:28] Masamune     Wouldn't you usually say, [22:29] Masamune     "No, it was my fault," there? [22:32] Masamune     Why would she look so smug? [22:35] Yoshino     This is all for Aki-sama. [22:38] Masamune     Huh? What are you talking about? [22:40] Yoshino     You asked me why I was     helping you, Pig's Foot. [22:44] Yoshino     I believe that Aki-sama needs     to reexamine herself a bit. [22:49] Yoshino     If you dump her, and that makes     her a little more modest, [22:52] Yoshino     it greatly benefits me, [22:54] Yoshino     as well as Aki-sama. [22:56] Masamune     So that's it. All right. [22:59] Masamune     But planning the lap pillow     was going a bit far, wasn't it? [23:03] Yoshino     Lap pillow? Plan? [23:06] Masamune     I totally almost fell for her. [23:08] Yoshino     I don't know what you're talking about. [23:09] Masamune     Oh, come on. [23:11] Masamune     You can't fool me, you scheming Cinderella. [23:15] Masamune     Anyway, I'm looking forward     to working with you again, [23:18] Masamune     Master Koiwai. [23:21] Yoshino     "Master"... [23:23] Sister     It's rare for you to be talking to     someone other than Aki-sama. [23:30] Sister     Did something fun happen? [23:35] Yoshino     I'm having a lot of fun. E4 - Clear and Present Danger Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] (Flashback) Momo     Goodbye, Eiji! [00:14] (Flashback) Momo     Eiji... [00:20] (Flashback) Eiji     I only have eyes for you now. [00:25] (Flashback) Momo     Eiji... [00:31] (Flashback) Momo     You're going to get wet, Eiji. [00:33] (Flashback) Eiji     If I just think of it as your tears, [00:35] (Flashback) Eiji     getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad. [00:42] Masamune     I see. So this is where her heart flutters. [00:45] Masamune     All right, check. [00:49] Chinatsu     Onii-chan, let me borrow some manga. [00:53] Chinatsu     You're still studying? [00:57] Masamune     The execution of revenge is just like studying. SIGN    #4 "Clear and Present Danger" [02:34] Aki     Don't ever collect such [02:36] Aki     erroneous information again. [02:38] Yoshino     I'm terribly sorry, Aki-sama. [02:43] Masamune     Adagaki Aki... [02:44] Masamune     I'm going to make my revenge a     reality with this next plan. SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid     Hanano Rabuko [02:51] TeacherA     All right, that's it for today's classes. SIGN    Supplementary Class [02:54] TeacherA     All of you who have supplementary     classes, please head over there now. [03:07] Aki     You have to sit there? [03:09] Masamune     Of course. SIGN    Emperor Go-Daigo SIGN    Southern Imperial Court (Yoshino) Three Imperial Regalia of Japan [03:10] Teacher     In this era when the conflict     between the Northern Imperial Court [03:13] Teacher     and the Southern Imperial     Court was intense, [03:16] Teacher     the Southern Court, at one     point, occupied Kyo. [03:19] Teacher     But the Northern Imperial     Court was able to retake Kyo. [03:23] Teacher     Eventually, when Ashikaga     Yoshimitsu was enthroned, [03:27] Teacher     the Northern Imperial Court     continued to get stronger. [03:31] Teacher     They moved their residence     to Kitakoji Muromachi... [03:34] Aki     Why don't you face forward? [03:41] Masamune     I only have eyes for you now. [03:48] Girl     So cold! [03:54] Aki     Maybe I'll have Yoshino     bring me an umbrella. [04:00] Masamune     If I just think of it as your tears, [04:03] Masamune     getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad. [04:08] Masamune     Bye. [04:09] Aki     Hey, Makabe! [04:16] Masamune     How do you like my love-blooming plan? [04:18] Masamune     I totally nailed it! [04:25] Masamune     Creepy? [04:26] Yoshino     "Seriously creepy," to be precise. [04:28] Masamune     W-Wait a sec! Is that what Adagaki said? [04:32] Yoshino     I think she said that 24 times today alone. [04:34] Masamune     I'm going to kill that bitch! [04:36] Yoshino     I think so too, though. [04:38] Masamune     Listen here. "Rose-eyed Steroid" is a classic! [04:41] Masamune     It's a bible for all maidens! [04:43] Yoshino     That's not the problem here. [04:46] Yoshino     Pig's Foot, it's time you withdrew a bit. [04:49] Masamune     Huh? [04:50] Yoshino     You can't just keep pushing. [04:53] Yoshino     Mixing things up is important. [04:56] Masamune     "Mixing things up"? [04:58] Yoshino     Next time, you can be as     cold as possible to her. [05:08] Yoshino     I have returned. [05:10] Aki     You're late. How long does it take     you to go to the convenience store? [05:14] Yoshino     I'm very sorry. There was a stray cat. [05:18] Aki     As if I care about that.     Come on, give it here. [05:33] Masamune     Well, it's true that SIGN    Huh? SIGN    That has nothing to do with me anymore. SIGN    After Eiji started acting cold to me, SIGN    I was finally able to realize my true feelings... [05:35] Masamune     the heroine realizing how she really     feels when the hero is cold to her [05:39] Masamune     is the most standard of tropes. [05:41] Masamune     But what happens if I'm cold to     her and she hates me even more? [05:45] Aki     I feel as if I've finally rid myself     of one of those annoying flies. [05:48] Aki     It's quite a relief. [06:01] Masamune     Hey, Adagaki-sa— [06:02] (Flashback) Yoshino     Creepy. [06:04] Masamune     Crap! I almost started     talking to her reflexively! [06:08] Masamune     As Master said, mixing     things up is important. [06:13] Aki     H-Hey... [06:30] Masamune     I did it! I actually did it! [06:33] Masamune     I ignored the Cruel Princess! [06:36] Masamune     I might have also destroyed     all the effort and likability [06:39] Masamune     that I've built up to this point. [06:43] Masamune     But the die is cast. SIGN    Supplementary Class [07:01] Guy     Yo, Makabe! [07:02] Girl     Are you sitting here, Masamune-kun? [07:04] Masamune     Yeah. Is this seat available? [07:06] Guy     Oh, yeah. Have a seat. [07:07] Girl     Yay! [07:11] Girls     See you later, Makabe-kun! [07:13] Masamune     See you tomorrow. [07:14] Girl     Bye-bye! [07:28] Masamune     Well, how about it? [07:29] Masamune     You miss me like crazy now, don't you? [07:39] Masamune     I-It backfired?! Hold up! [07:49] Masamune     Are you telling me not to     try to get close yet, Master? [08:12] Masamune     What if it's always going     to be like this now? [08:16] Masamune     Was I actually some     background character? [08:23] Aki     Makabe. [08:30] Masamune     She suddenly ambushed me head-on?! [08:33] Aki     I need to talk to you. [08:36] Masamune     If you're going to say that at this     point, wouldn't it usually... [08:40] Aki     Um, um, [08:41] Aki     I have something to talk     to you about, Makabe-kun... [08:45] Masamune     ...be more like that?! [08:46] Masamune     Instead of being all shy, she's totally     in angry Cruel Princess mode! [08:51] Masamune     M-Maybe some other time. [08:54] Aki     Wait a second! [08:56] Masamune     Ow! What the hell? [08:58] Aki     Don't give me that! That's my line! [09:28] Masamune     Let go of me! [09:30] Aki     No! [09:32] Aki     Are you stupid?! Are you absolutely stupid?!     What are you even trying to do?! [09:36] Masamune     S-Stop! Stop it... [09:38] Masamune     What is this? [09:38] Aki     I won't stop! What's going on?!     Stupid, stupid, stupid! [09:40] Masamune     It's like I'm in a brawl or getting     threatened by some thug! [09:43] Masamune     Does this mean I'll never be able to [09:46] Masamune     be like the protagonist in a shojo manga? [09:54] Aki     Why are you ignoring me? [10:01] Aki     I don't know what I'm supposed to do. [10:08] Masamune     Wh-Whoa... [10:11] Masamune     This is totally [10:13] Masamune     her being all shy, right?! [10:19] Masamune     No, wait, wait. You can't     fall for a shy Adagaki Aki. [10:24] Masamune     You're amazing, Master! It went     just like you said it would! [10:27] Masamune     Now I'm going turn things back around. [10:31] Masamune     You see... [10:33] Masamune     I've been waiting for you     to say that, Adagaki-san. [10:37] Aki     Wha— You mean it was on purpose?! [10:43] Aki     You're awful! [10:45] Masamune     A-Awful? [10:47] Masamune     I just received a comment that cut like a knife. [10:50] Masamune     Are you sure this didn't backfire, Master? [10:54] Masamune     No, wait... [10:56] Masamune     She's calling me harsh things like "awful," but... [11:00] Aki     You're truly awful. I can't believe you. [11:03] Masamune     Even though she's yelling at me,     she doesn't sound prickly, [11:06] Masamune     but actually sounds kind of troubled. [11:08] Masamune     I think this is where I'm     supposed to go out on a limb. [11:13] Aki     Why would you do something like that? [11:16] Masamune     W-Well, that's because I lik— [11:18] Aki     What is there to like about me? [11:21] Masamune     Huh? [11:24] Girl1     My sign was ranked #1 in today's horoscope. [11:25] Masamune     You want me to state the reasons? [11:26] Girl2     Wow, lucky! [11:30] Masamune     You have a pretty face, but you hate guys. SIGN    Pudding Prince [11:33] Masamune     You have a great body,     but you're a gluttonous fiend. [11:36] Masamune     You're smart, but you're oblivious. [11:39] Masamune     And you ask what there is to like     about such a Cruel Princess? [11:47] Masamune     I hadn't really thought about it! Teehee! [11:50] Masamune     Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that. [11:54] Masamune     Wh-What is there? [11:56] Masamune     E-Everything! Everything about you! [11:59] Aki     Wh-What's that supposed to mean? [12:01] Masamune     You're absolutely the best! [12:03] Masamune     Oops, sorry! Just remembered     I have somewhere I need to be! [12:07] Aki     Makabe! [12:08] Masamune     Uh, Masamune-kun?! Why are you running away? [12:11] Masamune     You actually managed to get that     much of a reaction out of her! [12:14] Masamune     What are you going to do after this? [12:16] Masamune     I have no idea! [12:18] Masamune     Come on, Master! [12:23] Yoshino     Are you stupid? [12:24] Masamune     Don't call me stupid! [12:25] Yoshino     I didn't consider that you hadn't     even thought about that. [12:28] Masamune     Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off! [12:31] Masamune     We need to think of something! Anything! [12:33] Masamune     Come on, give me something that'll make     her heart flutter when she hears it! [12:36] Yoshino     I'm not some cat robot. [12:39] Masamune     I know. What if I tell her she's pretty? [12:41] Yoshino     No. [12:42] Masamune     Huh? No? Why?! [12:45] Masamune     Don't sigh right there! [12:49] Masamune     A letter's the only way to go. [12:51] Masamune     If I try to say it verbally,     I'll probably flub it up. [12:54] Masamune     Master's ideas are amazing. [12:58] Aki     What are you doing? [13:01] Masamune     P-Perfect timing. [13:02] Masamune     Listen, would you mind reading this? [13:05] Masamune     It says how I feel right now. [13:21] Aki     I absolutely despise you. [13:34] Masamune     You seem to have the wrong idea. I'm— [13:36] Aki     Shut up! [13:38] Aki     You can't fool me! [13:39] Aki     I saw through your selfishness     a long time ago! [13:49] Masamune     Hey! Adagaki-san?! [13:53] Yoshino     Is something wrong? [13:56] Masamune     Master... [13:59] Masamune     I have no idea what's going on anymore! [14:01] Masamune     She suddenly says she despises     me and runs off like that. [14:05] Masamune     And she's acting totally     different from yesterday. [14:08] Masamune     What the heck is going on? [14:10] Masamune     I thought things were finally     going well yesterday. Damn it! [14:16] Yoshino     All right. Leave it to me. [14:18] Masamune     Do you have an idea what's     going on? Tell me, Master! [14:23] Yoshino     I just said to leave it to me, didn't I? [14:27] Yoshino     Right now, you can't even explain     what you like about Aki-sama. [14:32] Yoshino     That means nothing you say     will get through to her. [14:37] Masamune     I-I... [14:40] Yoshino     Don't worry. I'll make sure you'll     be able to go out with her. [14:50] Masamune     Is she telling the Pig's     Foot to stay out of it? [14:54] Masamune     Damn it, Makabe Masamune. [14:56] Masamune     Who is this revenge for?     It's for me, isn't it?! [15:00] Masamune     I can't get my revenge if I'm just sitting     here like I'm waiting to be fed. [15:07] Masamune     That's unacceptable! [15:21] Aki     This is the first time I've skipped class. [15:23] Aki     A-Am I going to get in trouble? [15:27] Girl     Hey! [15:28] Aki     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [15:31] Girl     Darn it, Cookie! Come back here! [15:42] Aki     I can't take it anymore!     Why must I feel so irritated? [15:48] Aki     This is all... [15:49] (Flashback) Masamune     You're absolutely the best! [15:52] (Flashback) Masamune     Oops, sorry! Just remembered     I have somewhere I need to be! [15:56] (Flashback) Aki     Makabe! [16:01] (Flashback) Aki     Hey! You forgot this! [16:03] (Flashback) Masamune     Come on, Master! [16:07] (Flashback) Aki     "Master"? [16:09] (Flashback) Yoshino     I didn't consider that you hadn't     even thought about that. [16:13] (Flashback) Masamune     Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off! [16:15] (Flashback) Masamune     We need to think of something! Anything! [16:17] (Flashback) Masamune     Come on, give me something that'll make     her heart flutter when she hears it! [16:20] Aki     What does he mean by "everything"? [16:20] (Flashback) Yoshino     I'm not some cat robot. [16:23] Aki     I bet he's been saying that to     all the girls! That scumbag! [16:27] Aki     When did he and Yoshino... [16:30] Aki     After he asked me out on     a date so many times... [16:33] Aki     I knew it'd end up like this! [16:38] Yoshino     Aki-sama. [16:47] Aki     Why didn't you tell me? [16:55] Aki     Did you need something? [16:56] Aki     I can decide for myself whether     I want to go to class. [16:59] Aki     You can go back to class. [17:01] Yoshino     Aki-sama, I was meeting     with Makabe Masamune-kun. [17:08] Yoshino     He needed someone to talk to. [17:11] Aki     Oh? And? [17:13] Yoshino     He emailed and called me, too. [17:15] Aki     So what? [17:16] Aki     It doesn't matter to me that     you and Makabe are close. [17:21] Yoshino     Are you sad? [17:23] Aki     That's inconceivable. Why would I     be sad over that cocky narcissist? [17:30] Yoshino     Is that really all? [17:41] Aki     Honestly, this girl... [17:44] Aki     She's usually so slow, but somehow, [17:46] Aki     she's always so sharp when     it comes to things like this. [17:54] Aki     Th-That's inconceivable! [17:56] Aki     I would never be sad over a boy. [17:59] Aki     That'll never happen again. [18:04] Aki     Because there's something that     I still believe in very strongly. [18:10] Aki     Boys are all just liars! [18:13] Aki     They're selfish and do whatever     they want, and in the end... [18:16] Aki     They act like nothing ever happened. [18:19] Yoshino     That might be true. [18:22] Aki     Yes, it is. That's why... [18:27] Aki     It's inconceivable that     I would ever like a boy. [18:31] Aki     I won't be sad about the fact     that Makabe Masamune was [18:34] Aki     meeting with Yoshino without my knowledge, [18:36] Aki     let alone fall in love with him. [18:39] Aki     There's no doubt about it! [18:44] Yoshino     It's okay, Aki-sama. [18:46] Yoshino     He only has eyes for you. [18:51] Yoshino     You like him too, don't you? [19:09] Aki     Th-Th-That's not true. [19:13] Aki     Of course that's not true! [19:18] Aki     Wait a second, Yoshino! [19:23] Aki     Ugh, where did she go? [19:26] Kid     Mommy, I'm hungry! [19:34] Aki     Why am I so irritated? I'm... [19:40] Aki     awful. [19:43] Aki     I'm such a terrible person. [19:45] Aki     I've always hurt other people     so I wouldn't get hurt. [19:48] Aki     If it means never having     to go through that again, [19:51] Aki     I'd rather be hated and have people     keep their distance from me. [19:53] Aki     That's why I did everything I've done. [19:58] Aki     Why am I remembering the past? [20:03] Aki     I don't know. [20:05] Aki     I don't know if he actually likes me. [20:09] Aki     And I... [20:16] Masamune     Stop! [20:36] Masamune     I thought I finally found you and then... [20:39] Masamune     What the hell were you     thinking?! The light was red! [20:43] Aki     I-It's not like it matters to you! [20:46] Masamune     Be serious! [20:47] Masasmune     Of course that's not true! I don't     know what I'd do without you! [20:54] (Flashback) Yoshino     Is that really all? [21:01] Masamune     A-Adagaki-san? Sorry,     I might've said too much. [21:09] Aki     I... [21:15] Aki     I... [21:23] Neko     I'm so terribly sorry! Are you all right? [21:30] Neko     Were you hurt? [21:32] Aki     No, I'm fine. [21:34] Neko     I see. Thank goodness. [21:41] Neko     My Lord... [21:42] Neko     Our Father, who art in heaven... [21:44] Neko     I can't believe it. [21:46] Neko     I can't believe that this     could happen here. [21:54] Neko     I've been longing to see you. [22:05] Masamune     Who the hell is this?! E5 - Mysterious Cat Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Neko     I've been longing to see you. [00:13] Masamune     Who the hell is this?! SIGN    #5 "Mysterious Cat" [01:51] Masamune     Wh-What's going— [01:57] Neko     O-Oh, dear... How improper of me. [02:01] Neko     I'm terribly sorry. [02:03] Masamune     Er, no, it's okay... [02:05] Neko     This must have happened because     it was all I prayed for, day and night. [02:08] Neko     The Lord has finally allowed us to meet. [02:17] Masamune     S-So soft... [02:20] Masamune     Er, I mean... Wait! Hold on a     second! Come to your senses! [02:25] Masamune     Who is this? [02:28] Masamune     I don't know her. I have no idea who she is. [02:31] Masamune     Have we met somewhere?     Nah, no way. Nope, nope, nope! [02:34] Neko     Do you have even the slightest of     feelings for me, Masamune-sama? [02:39] Masamune     She got my name right. [02:41] Masamune     D-Do hot guys [02:43] Masamune     have random girls just hurl themselves     at them before they even know it? [02:49] Masamune     Nah, that can't be. [02:50] Masamune     L-Listen... [02:52] Masamune     I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person. [02:55] Neko     Huh? [02:56] Shidou     Milady, it's just about time. [02:59] Neko     But, Shidou... [03:01] Shidou     It's time. [03:04] Neko     I am so delighted that I had a chance     to see you, Masamune-sama. [03:09] Neko     I do hope we will see each other again soon. [03:11] Masamune     Huh? [03:12] Neko     If you will excuse me. [03:15] Masamune     Hey, wait... [03:21] Masamune     What the hell was that? [03:26] Masamune     Hey, Adagaki-san. [03:28] Aki     Who was that? [03:30] Masamune     Er, I'm not really sure, either. [03:34] Aki     Why don't you die? [03:45] Shidou     Milady. [03:46] Shidou     Please do not forget that     you are a Fujinomiya. [03:49] Shidou     You made a promise to your father. [03:52] Neko     I haven't forgotten. [03:56] Neko     I believe this will be a most splendid game. [04:05] Masamune     Ladies and gentlemen! SIGN    Ma-kun's The Truth Show [04:09] (Flashback) Masamune     There is something that I     really want to say right now! [04:12] (Flashback) Masamune     May the hammer come down     on girls who refuse to listen. [04:16] (Flashback) Masamune     That woman dares to tell me to die     without even hearing me out—yes! [04:19] (Flashback) Masamune     I'm talking about Adagaki Aki! [04:21] (Flashback) Masamune     I am not guilty! I am innocent! [04:24] (Flashback) Masamune     Listen to me, damn it! [04:34] Guy     Ma'am, I need an egg salad sandwich! [04:36] Guy2     Chicken cutlets! Chicken cutlets! [04:38] Masamune     Ma'am... [04:39] Masamune     I need five yakisoba buns,     four cutlet sandwiches, [04:42] Masamune     and five croquette buns! [04:48] Masamune     All right, this should be more than enough. [04:51] Masamune     She's probably enjoying [04:53] Masamune     her loner feast in that gym     storage room right now. [04:56] Masamune     After all, she is a gluttonous fiend. [04:58] Masamune     No matter how bad her mood might be,     I've brought this many offerings. [05:02] Masamune     Surely she'll at least hear me out. [05:04] Masamune     I-It's okay. It'll work out. [05:17] Masamune     You can't shoot gas guns at people! [05:22] Yoshino     Would you have preferred the real thing? [05:25] Masamune     What the hell was that for? [05:28] Yoshino     I'm on duty. Aki-sama's orders. SIGN    High Voltage [05:33] Yoshino     She told me to chase the Pig's     Foot away if he came near. [05:35] Masamune     She's still mad? [05:37] Yoshino     Pig's Foot, this didn't seem like     something that she'd let go easily. [05:43] Yoshino     What did you do? [05:45] Masamune     Well... [05:46] Yoshino     "Well"? [05:47] Masamune     I mean... [05:49] Yoshino     "I mean"? [05:53] Masamune     After I talked with you yesterday, [05:56] Masamune     I went to see Adagaki Aki. [06:00] Yoshino     She suddenly jumped into your arms? [06:03] Masamune     I swear! I seriously     have no idea who she is! [06:05] Masamune     I don't even know what her name is! [06:07] Masamune     You believe me, right, Master? [06:10] Masamune     M-Master! [06:12] Yoshino     To think that you were this hopeless... [06:15] Masamune     Seriously, I'm not! [06:16] Yoshino     I told you not to interfere. [06:17] Masamune     You think I'm that resourceful?! SIGN    Unresourceful [06:22] Yoshino     That's not the point here. Don't you get it? [06:34] Masamune     Is she just going to abandon me? [06:39] Masamune     Fine. [06:41] Masamune     I decided I'd do this myself anyway. [06:44] Masamune     I just have to review what     I'm supposed to say. [06:50] (Flashback) Masamune     You sure went through a lot     yesterday, Adagaki-san. [06:53] (Flashback) Masamune     I went through a lot, too. [06:56] (Flashback) Masamune     But you're my number one girl, Adagaki-san. [07:08] Masamune     No, no! [07:46] girlA     The wind's so strong. [07:48] girlB     It is. [07:50] Masamune     Man... I didn't get any sleep at all. [07:53] Masamune     I seriously have no idea who that girl is. [07:56] Masamune     That girl... [08:01] (Flashback) Neko     Masamune-sama. [08:04] Masamune     But she sure was cute... [08:08] Masamune     Actually, she's pretty much my type. [08:12] Masamune     But I seriously have no idea who she is! [08:15] Masamune     That stupid Cruel Princess pisses me off! [08:17] Masamune     Koiwai Yoshino, too! [08:18] Tae     What's wrong with Masamune-kun? [08:20] Kojuurou     No idea. He's been acting pretty suspicious. [08:24] Teacher     We're starting homeroom. Take your seats. [08:24] Masamune     Why am I surrounded by people     who won't listen to me? [08:32] Teacher     I'm going to introduce you     to a new transfer student. [08:42] Neko     I am Fujinomiya Neko. [08:44] Neko     I am pleased to make your acquaintance. [08:47] guyB     Sh-She's beautiful! [08:49] girlC     So cute! [08:56] Teacher     Fujinomiya-san, go ahead and     take that empty desk over there. [08:59] Neko     Yes, sir. [09:08] Masamune     All right! I've been waiting     for this five-minute break! [09:11] Tae     Fujinomiya-san, do you have a moment? [09:13] girlD     Your hair is so pretty!     What shampoo do you use? [09:16] girlE     Where did you transfer from? [09:18] Masamune     Wh-What is this? [09:20] Neko     Seichou Academy. [09:22] girlC     Seichou? [09:23] girlD     Oh, I've heard of it. It's an     all-girls boarding school. [09:27] GirlD     I saw it on TV. [09:28] GirlA     It's in the middle of some mountains.     The school looks like a castle. [09:32] Girls     Wow! [09:33] Masamune     Who cares about all that?! [09:35] Masamune     Just... [09:36] Masamune     let me... [09:37] Masamune     talk to her! [09:40] Masamune     The next class... [09:44] Tae     That looks good on you! [09:47] Girl     I'll show you where it is. This way. [09:56] Masamune     Curse you girls! [09:58] guyA     So that's what it means to feel more     comfortable around the same sex. [10:01] guyB     It's a violation of the anti-trust act.     The wealth needs to be redistributed. [10:05] guyB     Hey, Kojuurou. Go mix in with them. [10:07] Kojuurou     What? No! It's too scary! [10:09] guyB     It's not scary. They won't     even notice you're there. [10:13] guyA     Put this bow on. Here. [10:17] guyA     I need a picture! A picture! [10:18] guys     Hurry! Hurry! Wait, hang on! [10:19] Masamune     I'll go. [10:20] Kojuurou     You will, Makabe-kun? [10:22] Masamune     I just need to talk to her, right? [10:24] guyB     Th-That's right, Makabe! [10:25] guyB     That's using your hot-guy-ness! [10:27] ---     Makabe-kun, you'd do that for us? [10:29] Masamune     These guys are a real pain. [10:31] Guyb     I'll treat you to Mac! [10:32] GuyA     And karaoke! [10:34] Masamune     I have a ton of things that I want     to ask Fujinomiya Neko myself. [10:38] Masamune     Hey, girls. Do you mind if we join in— [10:41] Girls     No way! [10:45] Masamune     I'm sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting     your squees and giggles! [10:49] Tae     Masamune-kun, perfect timing! [10:53] Masamune     Wh-What? What is this? [10:56] Tae     Masamune-kun, did you know? [10:58] Masamune     Huh? [10:58] Tae     Fujinomiya-san says she     transferred here just for you. [11:03] Masamune     Huh? [11:06] Masamune     Huh?! [11:10] Neko     U-Um... [11:11] Neko     Masamune-sama had no way of knowing. [11:15] Neko     I personally feel indebted to him, that is all. [11:18] Girls     Then you should tell him,     right here and now! [11:25] Neko     Three years ago on Christmas... SIGN    Donations [11:30] (Flashback) Neko     We would deeply appreciate [11:33] (Flashback) Neko     your warm donations again this Christmas. [11:57] (Flashback) Neko     Um... [12:01] (Flashback) Guy     You should dress warmer. [12:05] (Flashback) Guy     It looked like you were about     to grow wings and fly away. [12:14] Neko     When you said that to me, Masamune-sama, [12:16] Neko     you looked like an angel in my eyes. [12:19] Masamune     Wai— [12:20] girlC     Wait, what's going to happen     to Adagaki-san, then? [12:23] girlA     Well, this is this, and that's that. [12:26] Masamune     Seriously, wait. [12:27] Tae     This is like something out of a shojo manga! [12:30] Masamune     Who the hell is that nauseatingly     smug guy supposed to be?! [12:33] Masamune     Three years ago, I was still     a fatty living in Shinshuu! [12:36] guyB     That's Makabe for you. [12:38] guyA     Can't be helped if it was Makabe. [12:40] Masamune     They're convinced! [12:49] Masamune     Let's talk for a sec. [12:59] Neko     Um, Masamune-sama... [13:01] Neko     If you run so quickly, I'll... [13:07] Masamune     S-Sorry, I didn't notice. [13:12] Masamune     Blood?! [13:13] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san?! [13:15] Masamune     E-Emergency! Emergency! [13:16] Masamune     Where's the medic?! [13:18] Masamune     Wait, should I call 110? [13:19] Masamune     No, it's 119! [13:21] Masamune     But first, the nurse's office... [13:24] Neko     I'm all right. [13:26] Neko     I just got dizzy for a moment. [13:29] Masamune     Are you sure you're okay? [13:31] Neko     Yes. [13:36] Masamune     You dropped some... thing... SIGN    Kamego Tomato Ketchup     Mini Pack [13:43] Masamune     That's the blood? [13:44] Neko     Please do not worry. [13:46] Neko     I picked a brand that uses the     best natural ingredients. [13:49] Masamune     Er, what's this doing here? [13:51] Neko     It's a part of a refined lady's tastes. [13:54] Masamune     Tastes? [13:56] Neko     Think of it as a variation on     a mayonnaise enthusiast. [14:00] Masamune     If not for the situation, I almost     wouldn't want to believe you... [14:04] Neko     What do you put on your eggs? [14:06] Masamune     Sorry, but I prefer salt and pepper. [14:08] Masamune     Stop trying to change the subject! [14:11] Masamune     More importantly, why would     you tell a lie like that? [14:14] Masamune     I don't know you. [14:19] Neko     The truth is rather embarrassing. [14:22] Masamune     Huh? [14:23] Neko     If possible, [14:25] Neko     I would prefer to keep the truth     a secret between you and me. [14:29] Masamune     Uh, that doesn't explain anything to me... [14:31] Neko     It doesn't matter to me     that you don't remember. [14:35] Neko     It doesn't change the fact     that I've always admired you. [14:38] Neko     Is it a bother to you? [14:41] Masamune     Damn it. She's really cute. [14:44] Masamune     Don't lose your head, Makabe Masamune.     You know this is wrong. [14:47] Masamune     You have to endure.     If you lose your resolve here, [14:50] Masamune     what'll come of your revenge     against that scumball? [14:54] Masamune     I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sorry. [14:57] Masamune     I have someone that I like. [14:59] Masamune     Damn it, I said it. What a waste. [15:03] Neko     No... That can't be... [15:07] Masamune     I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. [15:09] Neko     Is she that wonderful? [15:11] Masamune     Actually, she's crude, she's a     glutton, she's unrefined... [15:14] Masamune     She's the opposite of wonderful. [15:16] Masamune     Yeah... [15:17] Neko     A-Are you two dating? [15:19] Masamune     No. It's one-sided. [15:21] Neko     I-If it's not a bother, [15:22] Neko     would you mind telling me who she is? [15:27] Aki     No, that isn't enough. [15:30] Aki     I need five K sandwiches,     and five Y sandwiches. [15:32] Aki     I need another of that     exact same order at 3 PM. [15:35] Yoshino     Understood. [15:36] Masamune     That's her, by the window. [15:38] Neko     The girl with the short hair? [15:40] Masamune     No, the long-haired girl next     to her, with the big attitude... [15:44] Masamune     Oh, I mean in the sense that she's level-headed. [15:47] Masamune     I mean, just going by looks, [15:49] Masamune     the Cruel Princess is unbeatable. [15:52] Masamune     I'm sure Fujinomiya-san will give up. [15:54] Neko     Ah, she ain't gonna be a problem. [15:57] Masamune     Huh? [16:00] Masamune     Hey, wait a sec! [16:06] Neko     I apologize for what happened the other day. [16:09] Aki     You're the girl from... [16:12] Neko     My name is Fujinomiya Neko. [16:15] Neko     I truly envy you, [16:17] Neko     since you have Masamune-sama's affection. [16:21] Masamune     I've gotta stop her! [16:32] Both     She's not wearing any? [16:45] Neko     I'm very mindful when it comes to my health. [16:48] Masamune     Huh? [16:49] Neko     Feeling moderately tense is     the secret to good health. [16:53] Masamune     Who needs that kind of health tip?! [16:55] Neko     The trick is in your stride and     how you place your feet. [16:58] Masamune     The trick to what exactly? [17:00] Neko     I am very blessed. [17:02] Neko     Regardless of how you might feel about me, [17:05] Neko     it feels like a miracle that     we're able to speak at all. [17:09] Masamune     Wait, wait, wait... [17:10] Aki     So annoying. [17:12] Masamune     Crap! I got caught up in the fact     that she's not wearing any! [17:16] Aki     Leave right now. If you     won't leave, then I will. [17:24] Masamune     Wait! [17:25] Masamune     I want to talk to you about this. [17:35] Masamune     It's not like that! [17:37] Masamune     She's mistaken me for someone else!     That has nothing to do with me! [17:41] Masamune     Are you going to believe her over me? [17:44] Aki     Huh? [17:45] Aki     Where do you get off     expecting me to believe you? [17:48] Masamune     I'm telling you to hear me out! [17:50] Aki     Get away from me! I'll catch     your chronic superficiality! [17:59] Gym Teacher     You guys have some nerve, [18:01] Gym Teacher     boldly skipping class like this. [18:12] Aki     That unreasonable teacher... [18:13] Aki     I'm going to dub him     "Mr. Broke-ass from 3-B." [18:17] Masamune     You think you have a right to be mad? [18:19] Masamune     I'm the one who got dragged     into this nonsense. [18:22] (Flashback) Gym teacher     As punishment, you'll be cleaning     the pool after school! [18:25] Masamune     Endure. I have to endure this. [18:27] Masamune     Well, let's just hurry up and     finish cleaning this pool. [18:31] Aki     Yes, you're right. [18:33] Aki     Before I get indiscriminately     assaulted by a certain someone. [18:36] Aki     I'll start cleaning over there, [18:38] Aki     so don't you dare come anywhere near me. [18:41] Masamune     What is her problem?! What is her     problem?! What is her problem?! [18:44] Masamune     Ugh, what the hell am     I going to do with you?! [18:48] Masamune     You piss me off... You piss     me off... You piss me off! [18:55] Aki     M-Makabe! [18:58] Masamune     Sorry, Adagaki-san. That was an accident. [19:01] Aki     An accident, eh? [19:10] Masamune     The Cruel Princess is sadly     lacking in some areas. [19:14] Masamune     Though she's got some nice legs. [19:17] Aki     What are you looking at?     Shouldn't you be cleaning? [19:19] Masamune     Yeah, yeah. [19:21] Aki     Hup... [19:22] Aki     What the heck? It's so heavy. [19:26] Masamune     Wha— [19:34] Aki     Makabe, come over here. [19:38] Aki     This will spill if I walk any further. [19:40] Masamune     What the hell are you doing? [19:41] Aki     I'm going to accidentally     spill this on you, of course. [19:44] Masamune     That's totally intentional! [19:45] Masamune     Anything "accidental" is way     out of the picture now! [19:48] Aki     They say, "An eye for an eye,     and a tooth for a tooth," right? [19:50] Masamune     Aren't you thinking of     repaying a debt twofold? [19:53] Aki     It's accidental! [19:54] Masamune     No accident is that vindictive! [19:57] Aki     There's no way I'll be the only one to get wet. [20:00] Masamune     Come on, give me a break.     I'm not wearing a swimsuit. [20:03] Aki     So? [20:04] Masamune     You want me to go home     in drenched underwear? [20:06] Aki     Maybe you shouldn't wear any, then.     You two can go commando together. [20:12] Masamune     She's hopeless. I need to do something, fast. [20:15] Aki     Come, now. Be grateful for this water     that I'm going to accidentally... [20:25] Masamune     Serves you right. [20:30] Masamune     Is she drowning? Could it     be that she can't swim? [20:32] Masamune     Wait, I thought she was good at sports! [20:37] Masamune     I'll be right there! [20:41] Masamune     Just a bit more... [20:49] Masamune     I guess her feet touched the bottom. [20:55] Aki     I thought you didn't want to get wet. [20:58] Masamune     I can't help it. My body moved on its own. [21:00] Masamune     I can't have you dying on me,     for various reasons. [21:05] Aki     Huh... I see. [21:07] Aki     So it just moved on its own.     I figured it was no more than that. [21:13] Masamune     Then what do you want me to say?! [21:15] Masamune     If I said it's because I like you,     you wouldn't believe me anyway! [21:18] Aki     Wha— I never said anything like that! [21:21] Masamune     You might as well have! [21:27] Masamune     It's true that I wanted to save you. [21:29] Masamune     Sorry for overstepping my bounds. [21:33] Masamune     There's no getting through to someone [21:36] Masamune     who's closed off to begin with. [21:38] Masamune     That's what sucks about it being one-way. [21:41] Masamune     I don't get it. Why am I so annoyed by this? [21:45] Masamune     I just... [21:47] Aki     Then prove it to me. [21:51] Aki     Prove it? [21:52] Aki     Yes. Prove that you like me. [21:58] Aki     You can't? [21:59] Masamune     What would it take for you to believe me? [22:02] Aki     Well, for example... [22:08] Aki     You could kiss me. E6 - Attack! Battle of the Home Visits Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Yoshino     Aki-sama's late. [00:18] Neko     It's quite hot today, isn't it? [00:34] Neko     Do you happen to know     where Masamune-sama is? [00:38] Yoshino     Why ask me? [00:40] Neko     I surmised you were the first     person whom I should ask. [00:44] Yoshino     I don't know. [00:46] Neko     Is that so? [00:48] Yoshino     Yes. [00:49] Neko     Oh, I see. SIGN    #6: "Attack! Battle of the Home Visits" [02:42] Aki     Well, for example... [02:44] Aki     You could kiss me. [02:47] Masamune     Kiss... [02:49] Masamune     To osculate... [02:53] Masamune     A smooch... [03:04] Aki     What? If you actually liked me,     you could at least do that. [03:09] Masamune     W-Well, um... [03:11] Masamune     D-Don't be ridiculous! [03:13] Masamune     A k-k-k-k-k-kiss was, like, the last of     the last of the "Dead or Love" Plan. [03:17] Masamune     I was planning it as the grand finale! [03:27] (Flashback) Aki     Makabe... [03:30] (Flashback) Aki     I love you. [03:37] (Flashback) Masamune     But I refuse! [03:38] Masamune     Mission complete! [03:40] Masamune     That's the last scene. [03:44] Masamune     And so, for this to happen at     such a random, unpopular point, [03:47] Masamune     and right in the middle of my plan,     was completely unaccounted for! [03:53] Aki     See? I knew it. [03:55] Aki     I don't have time for this. [03:57] Masamune     Wait! [04:04] Masamune     What are you doing,     grabbing onto her like that?! [04:07] Masamune     You just dove right into the main event! [04:09] Masamune     It's insane! This is insane! [04:12] Masamune     But I can't run away from     this. What should I... [04:18] Masamune     I know. This is a ham! [04:20] Masamune     She's a ham shaped like a person! [04:22] Masamune     If I think of it as biting into a tasty     ham I got as a midsummer gift... [04:28] Aki     H-Hey! [04:32] Aki     No! Don't! [04:43] Masamune     What'd you do that for?! [04:45] Aki     B-But... [04:46] Masamune     Don't "but" me! [04:49] Masamune     There's no use in acting like the     victim here, you stupid ham! [04:52] Tae     Oh, Masamune-kun? [05:00] Masamune     Huh? Class Rep? [05:02] Tae     What are you doing there? [05:04] Masamune     One of the teachers made us     clean the pool as punishment, [05:07] Masamune     and the pool seemed so nice and cool,     we couldn't help but splash right in. [05:11] Tae     What the heck? [05:13] Girl     Still, you probably shouldn't     dive in with your clothes on. [05:16] Masamune     L-Looks like I managed to     dodge that bullet for now... [05:20] Masamune     What are you doing here, Class Rep? [05:22] Tae     Me? I have practice. [05:26] Masamune     So she's in the swim club, too. [05:28] Masamune     That's why she's got such     a nice cardio body. [05:31] Tae     Well, good luck with the cleaning. [05:33] Masamune     Th-Thanks... [05:39] Masamune     What the hell? You're trying to escape? [05:42] Aki     Well... [05:43] Aki     I guess I'll just accept the fact     that you love me so much, [05:47] Aki     you have no idea what to do with yourself. [05:52] Aki     And that brings up the question: "So what?" [06:02] Masamune     You can't be serious!     Someone fry that ham to a crisp! [06:13] Masamune     What the hell is her problem?     She's the one who told me to do it. [06:20] Masamune     I actually tried to kiss her. [06:26] Neko     There you are, Masamune-sama. [06:29] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san?! [06:31] Neko     I've been looking for you. [06:39] Masamune     I don't think I have the energy     to hang out right now... [06:43] Neko     My, you must be tired     from that grueling task. [06:58] Neko     You can have this, if you like. [07:01] Masamune     Hot tea? At this time of year? [07:08] Masamune     It's salty. [07:13] Neko     I hear it's best to never let your body     get a chill, even in the summer. [07:18] Neko     I also hear you need sodium and     citric acid to fight dehydration. [07:21] Neko     So I thought the best solution would be     roasted green tea with pickled plum in it. [07:28] Masamune     Huh... [07:29] Masamune     Well, that makes sense. [07:32] Masamune     I prefer this over some     disgustingly sweet juice. [07:36] Neko     The other things you lack are     essential vitamins and magnesium. [07:39] Neko     Beer yeast and propolis. SIGN    Multivitamin SIGN    Magnesium [07:41] Neko     This company's propolis has     a patented method for how [07:45] Neko     it's absorbed into your body,     making it more effective. [07:48] Neko     Then there's the magnesium and... [07:52] Neko     I-I'm terribly sorry! I've been presumptuous. [08:00] Masamune     I can't say that I'm very fond     of turning to medicines first. [08:04] Masamune     Exercise and diet are more important. [08:06] Masamune     I think it's fine to use medicines     as an aid after that, but... [08:10] Neko     Of course, I do believe that's ideal. [08:15] Masamune     She's pretty cute when she's     pouting like that, too. [08:20] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you something? [08:22] Neko     Yes? [08:25] Masamune     What do you like about me? [08:30] Masamune     I'm definitely a guy who can     turn even a stumble into profit! [08:34] Masamune     This is the super difficult question Adagaki     Aki posed to me that I couldn't answer. [08:39] (Flashback) Aki     What is there to like about me? [08:42] Masamune     I'll immediately shoot down any superficial     answers like "your face" or "everything!" [08:46] Masamune     And of course, since you don't know me, [08:50] Masamune     you can't give a real answer     about my character. [08:53] Masamune     It's the best question to ask, since either     answer allows me to easily shoot her down! [08:57] Masamune     So, how are you going to answer? [09:02] Neko     I like how you're so modest that you     don't even realize your own charms. [09:10] Masamune     White... [09:13] Masamune     Whitening! [09:25] Masamune     I-I see. [09:28] Neko     You should be a little more confident, [09:33] Neko     because you're a very lovely     person, Masamune-sama. [09:45] Masamune     That woman is a tougher than I thought. [09:49] Masamune     I get it! I think what I'm lacking is the     ability to be unreasonably audacious. [09:57] Masamune     Oh, my pants are almost dry. [10:05] Yoshino     That commando girl is definitely dangerous.     I need to cut her down from the roots. [10:23] Yoshino     Where is she going off to on her own? [10:26] Yoshino     This is... [10:29] Yoshino     What's that woman thinking? [10:42] Shidou     Did you need something from Neko-sama? [10:48] Yoshino     I-I have no idea what you're talking about. [10:51] Neko     Shidou. She's an acquaintance of mine. [10:55] Neko     Koiwai Yoshino-san. [10:59] Neko     You work as Adagaki-sama's     attendant, don't you? [11:07] Yoshino     I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know. [11:11] Neko     You can stop with the charade. [11:15] Neko     I know it's your job, but it must be difficult. [11:20] Yoshino     Why are you so concerned     with Makabe Masamune? [11:23] Neko     Because he saved me in the past. [11:26] Yoshino     You're lying. I heard     everything from Pig's Foot. [11:36] Kinue     May I help you two? [11:40] Masamune     The way I'm so modest that I don't     even realize my own charms, huh... [11:44] Masamune     I'll use that line the next     time I see Adagaki Aki. [11:47] Masamune     But if I keep admiring her like this,     I'm going to keep falling for her. [11:54] Masamune     I'm home. [11:54] Kinue     Right. First, pick up the shrimp... [11:56] Neko     Like this? [11:56] Masamune     What's all the ruckus? [11:57] Neko     Yes, that's right! [11:58] Kinue     Yes, keep that up. [12:00] Kinue     Very good! Next, we have the eggs. [12:05] Kinue     Oh, Maa-kun. Welcome home. [12:09] Neko     Welcome home, Masamune-sama. [12:13] Masamune     What the hell are you two doing here?! [12:15] Neko     I tried making fried shrimp     for the first time in my life. [12:18] Neko     I hope it's to your liking. [12:23] Masamune     O-Oh... I get it. [12:24] Masamune     This isn't my house. [12:26] Kinue     It's almost ready, so nibble on     some cookies while you wait. [12:27] Masamune     But the loli hag is here... [12:30] Masamune     Wait! This is my house! [12:33] Masamune     M-Master! [12:40] Yoshino     My hands are all sticky. [12:42] Masamune     That doesn't matter right now!     What the heck is going on? [12:48] (Flashback) Kinue     May I help you two? [12:55] (Flashback) Kinue     Those uniforms! You must     go to Maa-kun's school. [12:58] (Flashback) Kinue     Were you looking for Maa-kun?     Are you Maa-kun's fans? [13:02] (Flashback) Kinue     Maa-kun is so popular! [13:05] (Flashback) Kinue     Maa-kun isn't home yet. Come on in. [13:08] (Flashback) Kinue     I was planning to make fried shrimp tonight. [13:10] (Flashback) Yoshino     Er, no, I'm okay. [13:12] (Flashback) Kinue     E-B-I! Otherwise known as shrimp! [13:14] (Flashback) Yoshino     Shrimp! [13:15] (Flashback) Kinue     You, too! Repeat after me! [13:19] (Flashback) Shidou     No, I'm afraid I have work to do. [13:22] Masamune     I-I'm so sorry that my     mom can't take a hint. [13:25] Yoshino     It was super awkward. [13:27] Masamune     Anyway, I need you guys to leave, [13:31] Masamune     before you see anything dangerous. [13:37] Masamune     Was there anything else? [13:39] Yoshino     By "dangerous," do you mean everything here? [13:43] Masamune     Huh? What do you mean? [13:45] Yoshino     This room that makes it     obvious that you have [13:47] Yoshino     nothing but weight training on your mind. [13:49] Masamune     S-Stop looking around so much! [13:51] Masamune     And call it the "gym machine of perfection"! [13:54] Masamune     Listen up. You can't lose a single day     on the road to becoming a hot guy. [13:57] Masamune     If you let the smallest fat go, it'll     become an even bigger visceral fat. [14:01] Masamune     A single drop of oil is the     beginning of a huge fatty. [14:04] Neko     My, what a lovely room. [14:10] Neko     This is all rather ideal for rehabilitation. [14:18] Neko     Masamune-sama? [14:22] Neko     It's embarrassing to do that here. [14:25] Masamune     I won't be fooled, no matter     what weird things you say! [14:29] Masamune     Did you need something? [14:32] Neko     Oh, yes. The shrimp is ready.     Chinatsu-sama also just came home, [14:37] Neko     so Kinue-sama is waiting for you. SIGN    High in Calories SIGN    High in Calories SIGN    High in Calories [14:45] Masamune     Such high calories again... [14:47] Chinatsu     Man, I was so surprised. [14:49] Chinatsu     I can't believe you actually have friends     willing to come over, Onii-chan. [14:53] Neko     Oh, why is that? [14:56] Neko     Masamune-sama is quite popular. [14:59] Chinatsu     Well, Onii-chan's scared of     people finding out who— [15:03] Chinatsu     Is this the stupid mouth     that's blabbing too much?! [15:06] Neko     "Who"? You mean Masamune-sama? [15:09] Chinatsu     Oh, yeah. I mean, he thinks     he's hot stuff now, but— [15:13] Masamune     And that's enough idle chatter! Let's eat! [15:17] Chinatsu     Why are you sitting here? There's no room. [15:20] Kinue     Did everyone take a seat? [15:22] Kinue     All right, let's eat. [15:27] Masamune     This breading is pretty much all fat. [15:39] Kinue     Jeez! [15:40] Kinue     Maa-kun, Neko-chan! Don't do that! [15:42] Kinue     You're supposed to enjoy your meals! [15:45] Both     Enjoy? [15:47] Masamune     But calories are a problem. [15:48] Neko     Nutrients are important. [15:53] Chinatsu     You two are so much alike. [15:57] Masamune     Hey, I'm not gonna let that slide! [15:59] Chinatsu     Why? [16:01] Masamune     "Why," nothing! How are we alike at all? [16:02] Kinue     Yoshino-chan, there's more if you'd like. [16:04] Yoshino     Okay. [16:05] Chinatsu     Hey, let's set off some fireworks after we eat. [16:08] Masamune     Hey! Stop deciding for everyone else! [16:10] Masamune     They're both really busy, you know. [16:12] Neko     My! Fireworks! How lovely. I would love to! [16:16] Chinatsu     What about you, Yoshino-san? [16:18] Yoshino     Okay. [16:19] Chinatsu     Yay! [16:20] Masamune     This little... [16:25] Chinatsu     It's fireworks time! [16:28] Masamune     Did you really have to     change into a yukata? [16:37] Chinatsu     Fireworks! [16:39] Masamune     You're gonna bother the neighbors. [16:41] Chinatsu     Fujinomiya-san, hurry! Come here! [16:44] Masamune     Well, good job taking her out     to the yard, my little sister. [16:49] Masamune     It's safer than me being inside     this house with that woman. [16:54] Yoshino     Your little sister is pretty     different from you. [17:01] Masamune     She's way too hyper. [17:04] Masamune     Sorry to make you go through with all this. [17:07] Yoshino     It's fine. I'm just not very fond of fireworks. [17:10] Masamune     Huh? Why not? [17:12] Yoshino     A long time ago, [17:13] Yoshino     Aki-sama thought up an experiment [17:13] (Flashback) Aki     Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,     five, four, three, two, one... [17:16] Yoshino     to find out how many rocket fireworks it     would take to fly someone to the moon, [17:20] Yoshino     and I was the guinea pig... [17:23] Yoshino     My vision went white and     I couldn't hear anymore. [17:27] Masamune     Enough! That's enough, Master! [17:28] Masamune     You don't have to say it! [17:30] Masamune     How sadistic can that Cruel Princess be?! [17:35] Yoshino     These snake fireworks are so calming. [17:37] Masamune     I think I'll just leave her be. [17:41] Neko     Chinatsu-sama, your obi is loose. [17:44] Chinatsu     Huh? [17:47] Chinatsu     Th-Thanks. [17:51] Masamune     What are you all red for? [17:56] Masamune     A Chinese peony when she stands,     and a tree peony when she sits, was it? [18:05] Chinatsu     Thanks. [18:08] Neko     Chinatsu-sama is very cute. [18:12] Masamune     Is she? I don't think so. [18:15] Neko     I've never experienced     such a delightful time. [18:18] Neko     I'm not sure how I should be reacting. [18:22] Masamune     Everyone's set off fireworks before. [18:28] Neko     It's so beautiful. [18:32] Kinue     Everyone, I sliced some watermelon. [18:34] Masamune     More food?! [18:36] Chinatsu     Watermelon! [18:38] Chinatsu     Fujinomiya-san, Koiwai-san,     let's have a contest! [18:41] Neko     A contest? [18:42] Yoshino     For what? [18:43] Chinatsu     To see who can spit the     seeds the farthest, duh! [18:45] Kinue     I'm not going to lose. [18:47] Masamune     Are they all grade-schoolers? [19:00] Masamune     If you weren't such a liar, [19:04] Masamune     we might have been able to have     a different kind of relationship. [19:16] Masamune     If I didn't have this vendetta     against Adagaki Aki, [19:20] Masamune     would I have felt something else? [19:29] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san, are you done changing? [19:32] Masamune     Your ride is here. [19:33] Neko     I'll be right there. [19:46] Masamune     She's finally going home.     That was so nerve-wracking. [19:49] Neko     Masamune-sama. [19:51] Neko     Won't you see me to my house? [19:54] Masamune     Oh, come on. You have     someone waiting for you. [20:00] Neko     Today was such a fun day.     I regret that it's over. [20:04] Masamune     Well, that's nice. [20:06] Masamune     Please never come over again. [20:08] Neko     Farewell. [20:14] Masamune     What about you, Master?     Want me to walk you home? [20:18] Yoshino     I live at Aki-sama's place. [20:20] Masamune     R-Right... [20:22] Masamune     I don't want her getting the wrong idea again. [20:26] Masmune     Then I'll just walk you to a main     road where you can get a taxi. [20:33] Yoshino     Pig's Foot. [20:38] Yoshino     Don't get caught up in her pace. [20:41] Masamune     Wh-What are you talking about?     That's not happening. [20:44] Yoshino     No matter what. [20:47] Chinatsu     Man, that was so much fun! [20:49] Chinatsu     I feel a little relieved now. I thought     Onii-chan would be alone forever. [20:54] Kinue     Yeah. [20:57] Kinue     To think we'd meet again here... [21:00] Kinue     Fujinomiya-san. [21:03] Shidou     I'm very sorry that I could     not accompany you, milady. [21:07] Neko     It's quite all right. I was     able to produce some results. [21:12] Neko     We're alike... [21:15] Neko     She might be right. [22:53] Masamune     It's the way you're so modest that you     don't even realize your own charms. [23:01] Masamune     Huh? [23:03] Masamune     I just told you how I feel. [23:07] Aki     Did you think saying that would     stir the slightest feelings in me? [23:11] Aki     Such a cheap line. I'm not     you, for crying out loud. [23:16] Aki     Just so you know, I know exactly     what my potential is. [23:20] Aki     And in your case, it's not that     you're too modest to realize it. [23:25] Aki     It's just that you're a moron. [23:32] Masamune     Master... [23:36] Yoshino     You just stole her line? Are you stupid? E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Masamune     All right! [00:07] Kojuurou     We're all done, Makabe-kun! [00:09] Masamune     Did you survive somehow, Kojuurou? [00:11] Kojuurou     Yeah! It's finally summer vacation! [00:14] ---     Do you have any plans? [00:15] Masamune     Me? I'm... [00:21] Aki     Hey, Makabe! [00:23] Masamune     Here it comes! SIGN    Super SIGN    Exciting SIGN    Marine Beach SIGN    Okinawa [00:26] Aki     What in the world are you thinking? [00:27] Aki     Don't use my desk as your personal trash can. [00:30] Masamune     I'm surprised you figured out it was me. [00:32] Aki     Anyone would know, considering     you wrote something like this. SIGN    Please Contact Your M [00:35] Masamune     Yes... Summer vacation,     when we'll have no classes. [00:38] Masamune     I can't worry about logic when we     won't have classes for forty days. [00:44] Masamune     I'm going to go with the power play. [00:47] Masamune     It's what I learned from Fujinomiya Neko. [00:50] Aki     Too bad for you... [00:53] Aki     I already have plans to spend     my summer at our island villa. [00:59] Aki     Shuri-kun... [01:01] Aki     You're invited. [01:06] Masamune     What?! [01:09] Kojuurou     M-Me? [01:11] Aki     Aren't you excited, Shuri-kun? [01:13] Masamune     She's doing this to spite me.     To spite me personally! [01:17] Kojuurou     I-I... [01:19] Kojuurou     I don't wanna go unless Makabe-kun's with me! [01:22] Masamune     Nice, Kojuurou. [01:24] Masamune     That's right, Adagaki-san. [01:26] Masamune     Kojuurou-kyun and I are one and the same. [01:29] Masamune     If you're taking Kojuurou,     you can expect me there, as well. [01:33] Aki     Wha— [01:35] Neko     If Masamune-sama is going,     I will also accompany him. [01:38] Tae     What? That sounds so nice! The beach? [01:42] Tae     I want to swim until I puke! [01:44] Tae     I'm so jealous! [01:46] Masamune     Now, what will you do, Adagaki-san? [01:49] Masamune     Will you take care of all of us, [01:51] Masamune     or spend your time on a     private beach all alone? [01:55] Masamune     Those are your choices. [02:00] Aki     All... [02:01] Aki     All right, fine! [02:06] Masamune     And so, [02:09] Masamune     we're heading toward an isolated     island called Tsunade Island. SIGN    #7 "The Tsunade Island Incident" [03:44] Masamune     Yes! [03:45] Masamune     Time to raise the sails! [03:47] Yoshino     Pig's Foot. [03:50] Masamune     Where's the Cruel Princess? [03:51] Yoshino     She's still eating. [03:54] Yoshino     Putting Aki-sama aside, [03:57] Yoshino     I've been researching Fujinomiya Neko. [04:01] Yoshino     I can't find a weakness. [04:02] Yoshino     I can't figure out why     she's so obsessed with you. [04:07] Masamune     So logically... [04:09] Neko     There's a boat over there, too. [04:13] Masamune     Well, don't worry, Master. [04:15] ---     No matter what happens, my only goal     is to get revenge against Adagaki Aki. [04:21] Masamune     A Fujinomiya Neko or two coming at     me with all she's got is no problem. [04:26] Yoshino     This is not the time to sound so carefree. [04:28] Masamune     Wait, is she angry at me? [04:33] Yoshino     Pig's Foot... [04:34] Yoshino     If you don't do something     about Aki-sama on this trip, [04:38] Yoshino     I will tell Aki-sama [04:40] Yoshino     everything that's happened thus far. [04:51] Yuisaki     Wait, what? [04:52] Yuisaki     What do you mean, I wasn't anything serious? [04:55] Yuisaki     Are you saying that didn't mean we     were going out? And that's why... [04:58] Yuisaki     Hey, wait! Hear me out, Kenji! Ken— [05:08] Yuisaki     Ugh! That selfish bastard! [05:11] ---     What is it? What's wrong with me? [05:13] Yuisaki     That I have a face of a mistress?     That I'm a different woman when drunk? [05:15] Yuisaki     That I sing death metal at karaoke?! [05:17] Maid     Yuisaki-san, the young lady has arrived. [05:22] Yuisaki     Right. I'll be right there. [05:31] Tae     So gorgeous! [05:32] Kojuurou     This is what a villa looks like? [05:34] Tae     To be able to stay somewhere     like this is amazing! [05:37] Masamune     True, it's much fancier than I— [05:40] ---     No, no. There's no time to be in awe. [05:44] Masamune     Is she serious about telling her everything? [05:46] Masamune     That's so not fair. [05:50] Aki     Yuisaki-san should have arrived before us. [05:53] Tae     Yuisaki-san? [05:55] Aki     My father's secretary. [05:56] Aki     Since Yoshino's father was busy,     she came along as a chaperone. [06:02] Yuisaki     Watching over the young lady of the     house is part of the secretary's job. [06:05] Yuisaki     My sweet, adorable Aki-sama... [06:08] Yuisaki     You're the only one who     can comfort me right now. [06:13] Yuisaki     Open the doors. [06:17] Yuisaki     You've had a long journey. [06:19] Yuisaki     We've been waiting for you, Aki-sama. [06:22] Kojuurou     Wow, she's really pretty! [06:24] Tae     She looks like an actress! [06:25] Aki     We'll be in your care, Yuisaki-san. [06:28] Yuisaki     It's no trouble at all. [06:31] Yuisaki     I heard that you were     bringing a lot of friends... [06:35] Yuisaki     And a boy, too?! [06:37] Yuisaki     M-Milady, what's the meaning of this? [06:40] Kojuurou     I'm a boy, too. [06:44] (Flashback) Yoshino     I will tell Aki-sama everything. [06:46] Masamune     I can't be worried about     appearances any longer. [06:49] Masamune     If I don't make Adagaki     fall for me here, I'll... [06:50] Aki     W-Well, um... [06:55] Masamune     She's a Cruel Princess who     bears her fangs at men, [06:57] Yuisaki     Who is that, milady? [06:57] ---     but she likes to look good     in front of other women. [07:00] Aki     Well, um, uh... [07:02] Masamune     This is a super risky move,     but I have to go out on a limb here. [07:06] Masamune     Yes! [07:07] Masamune     I am dating Adagaki-san! [07:13] Masamune     It's a pleasure to meet you. [07:18] Masamune     That hurt! [07:20] Aki     You're the one saying things     that prove your brain's fried! [07:23] Masamune     So what?! It's not that big a deal! [07:24] Aki     Yes, it is! It's a huge deal! [07:27] Yuisaki     Of course... [07:30] Yuisaki     If you were still going on     about how much you hate men, [07:33] Yuisaki     I would have been worried. [07:36] Aki     Y-You think so? [07:39] Yuisaki     Of course! It's one thing if you're     still in grade school or middle school, [07:42] Yuisaki     but if you were still saying     you hated men in high school, [07:46] Yuisaki     if you'll pardon my saying so,     it'd just be embarrassing. [07:49] Yuisaki     But I'm relieved. [07:51] ---     You have such a lovely boyfriend. [07:54] Yuisaki     Goodness, you should have told me! [07:57] Aki     R-Right... [07:59] Yuisaki     This should help with the lack of     development in your breasts, as well. [08:05] Aki     I... I just thought it wasn't     anything worth mentioning! [08:10] Yuisaki     Oh, come now. It's hard to find     a boyfriend this handsome. [08:14] Aki     He's nothing special! [08:16] Aki     Come on, Makabe! [08:17] Masamune     Huh? [08:18] Aki     You wanted to go swimming, didn't you? [08:22] Yuisaki     That brat... [08:25] Masamune     Thank goodness you're so     concerned about appearances. [08:28] Aki     And whose fault do you think this is?! [08:31] Masamune     You chose this yourself, Adagaki-san. [08:36] Masamune     Even though Adagaki Aki's the Cruel Princess     who gives guys horrible nicknames, [08:41] Masamune     she chooses to maintain appearances     in front of other girls. [08:46] Masamune     That was a really risky wager, [08:48] ---     but I read the situation correctly. [08:51] Masamune     Thank goodness the hot secretary     lady wasn't harsh, either. [08:54] Aki     Well, if you hadn't said something so crazy... [08:57] Masamune     Ah, Yuisaki-san. [09:08] Aki     Listen well, Makabe. This is just     for while we're on this island. [09:11] Masamune     Huh? [09:12] Aki     This is just an act, [09:13] ---     and you know what'll happen     if you take it too far! [09:16] Masamune     Okay, got it! No problem. [09:21] Masamune     Of course, I'm not going to     let it end as just an act. [09:27] Masamune     Behold! My perfect body     glimmering in the sunlight! [09:33] Tae     It's the ocean! [09:34] Tae     Charge! [09:36] Masamune     Huh? [09:38] Tae     This feels so good! [09:38] Kojuurou     She's so energetic. [09:40] Tae     The water's amazing! Come on, everyone! [09:40] Neko     She might have been a dolphin or     a female diver in her past life. [09:44] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun, you look as cool as ever. [09:47] Masamune     I'm happy for you, Kojuurou. [09:50] Masamune     You didn't have to wear one of the     swimsuits the class rep picked out. [09:50] (Flashback) Kojuurou     No! [09:53] Kojuurou     Of course not! I'm a boy! [09:55] ---     Of course I'm going to wear a boy's! [09:58] Masamune     So why are you wearing a T-shirt? [10:00] Kojuurou     It's so I don't get sunburned. [10:02] ---     Isn't it cool? Rawr! [10:04] Masamune     Oh, I see... [10:06] Neko     You can never be too careful. [10:09] Neko     UV rays are an enemy to your skin. [10:13] Neko     Oh, yes, Masamune-sama... [10:16] Neko     Would you mind going over there [10:18] Neko     and helping me reapply my sunblock? [10:22] Masamune     E-Eek! A girl's body! [10:24] Masamune     No, wait! If that Yuisaki-san     happens to see this, [10:29] Masamune     the chance I finally earned     from the "we're dating" plan [10:33] ---     will go to waste! [10:34] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san, I, um... Uh... [10:42] Neko     Oh, my. [10:44] Aki     Why don't you go pull your     cheap tricks somewhere else? [10:47] Aki     You heard Makabe. He's dating me. [10:51] ---     Stop trying to interfere. [10:53] Masamune     Wh-Whoa! To think she'd be     the one to jump on this... [10:59] Neko     You don't seem nearly as upset     as I'd expect, Aki-sama. [11:02] Aki     I'm saying this for your sake. [11:05] Aki     I'm sorry to drag you into this, [11:07] ---     but if Yuisaki-san saw this,     she'd get the wrong idea. [11:10] Aki     Makabe would be the indecisive playboy, [11:13] ---     and you'd be the one getting played. [11:15] Aki     I'm sure that wouldn't look good     for the Fujinomiya family, either. [11:21] Neko     Very well. [11:23] Neko     I will withdraw for the time being,     since you're being so calm about this. [11:28] Aki     I'm glad you comprehend things so quickly. [11:33] Masamune     Huh? Where are we going? [11:36] Aki     Somewhere quiet. Come with me. [11:39] Aki     You're my boyfriend, aren't you? [11:42] Masamune     H-Hey, hey... Where is this going? [11:56] Masamune     We're completely alone now. [12:03] Aki     Makabe... [12:07] Aki     Bring me some carbs.     It doesn't matter what kind. [12:12] Masamune     What?! [12:13] Aki     Brr, it's freezing. [12:15] ---     Go on, hurry it up. [12:17] Aki     If you ask Yuisaki-san,     she'll prepare something for you. [12:20] Masamune     U-Um... [12:21] Aki     What? [12:22] Masamune     Wh-What happened to acting like we're dating? [12:24] Aki     No one will see us here. [12:28] Aki     There's not a single micron's worth     of a point to continue this act [12:31] ---     where no one can see us. [12:33] Aki     Are you stupid? [12:34] Masamune     You damn bitch... [12:39] Aki     Well, if you want to continue, that's fine, [12:42] ---     but I still want the same thing. [12:45] Aki     Hurry and bring me my meal. [12:48] Aki     Do your best, darling. [12:51] Masamune     Yeah, yeah, I got it.     Please be patient, honey. [12:55] Aki     If you walk, I'm divorcing you. [12:59] Masamune     Damn it all... [13:00] Masamune     Whether she's in the gym storage room or     at the beach, that sadist never changes. [13:04] Masamune     Anyway, I can't let things go on like this. [13:06] ---     I need something that'll push     this one step further. [13:11] Masamune     Um, excuse me. [13:13] Yuisaki     Oh, Makabe-kun. [13:16] Yuisaki     I see that Aki-sama hasn't changed. [13:18] Masamune     I'm very sorry about that. [13:20] Yuisaki     You must be a very kind boyfriend,     to do this for your girlfriend. [13:26] Masamune     No, this much is normal. [13:30] Masamune     Um, may I ask you a question? [13:33] Yuisaki     Yes? [13:34] Masamune     Are there any fun locations on this island? [13:37] Yuisaki     Well... There's a club, a live music venue, [13:42] ---     and since you're a guy, there's a cabaret club. [13:44] Masamune     Er, I mean something that high-schoolers     on summer break can enjoy. [13:48] Yuisaki     Oh, I see. [13:50] Yuisaki     Well... [13:52] Yuisaki     How about a test of courage? [13:56] Masamune     A test of courage? [13:58] Masamune     Adagaki Aki... [13:59] Masamune     If I recall correctly, she doesn't     handle scary things well. [14:02] Masamune     If I come to save her after her knees     give out and she's unable to move... [14:07] Yuisaki     I guess that might be too childish. [14:09] Masamune     No, that's great! [14:11] Masamune     Everyone likes those!     Is there a particular place? [14:15] Yuisaki     Yes. There's a perfect spot. [14:19] Masamune     Thank you. [14:21] Yuisaki     I won't tell you to blow up, you normie. [14:24] ---     You're free to love who you want, after all. [14:27] Yuisaki     But, but... [14:29] Yuisaki     But, but... [14:31] Yuisaki     It's a hundred years too early     for a little brat like you! [14:35] Yuisaki     I'm going to send you straight to Hell! [14:42] Yuisaki     It was the year that I was hired as     the secretary for the Adagaki family. [14:46] (Flashback) Yuisaki     Yeah, we met at the concert, remember? [14:50] (Flashback) Yuisaki     Huh? What do you mean you     were just playing around?! [14:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki     What are you talking about?! [14:54] Yuisaki     Wait, Midori! You're at work! [14:58] Yuisaki     Crap, someone's here? [15:08] (Flashback) Yuisaki     M-Milady? Why are you crying? [15:12] (Flashback) Yuisaki     Oh, where's that rather round     boy you were playing with? [15:18] (Flashback) Aki     He's gone! [15:22] (Flashback) Aki     He's gone already. [15:27] (Flashback) Aki     I don't need anyone like him! [15:31] Yuisaki     So she chose pride over being coddled. [15:34] ---     What a cute little girl. [15:37] Yuisaki     Ever since then, [15:39] ---     the little lady was supposed to continue     her destructive path of hating men. [15:39] (Flashback) guyABC     Adagaki-san! [15:40] (Flashback) guyA     Please... [15:41] (Flashback) guyB     Please... [15:42] (Flashback) guyC     Go out with me! [15:47] Yuisaki     Nice! Despite her elegant face, [15:50] ---     she's a hellish princess who     tramples over the males. [15:52] Yuisaki     Gives me the chills! [15:54] Yuisaki     She could probably turn completely dark, [15:56] ---     take her negative, man-hating aura,     and conquer the world with it. [16:01] Yuisaki     And yet... [16:03] Yuisaki     Where the hell did he come from? [16:05] Yuisaki     That little pissant with     such a refreshing face? [16:19] Tae     Well, this definitely has me     trembling with excitement. [16:23] Aki     Why do you seem so happy? [16:26] Tae     Did you say something? [16:28] Aki     I said good for you. [16:30] Tae     Yeah, really! [16:33] Masamune     Now! [16:35] Masamune     Let's decide what order we're going in. [16:38] Masamune     Who's first? [16:41] Masamune     Second? [16:41] Kojuurou     I-It's me. [16:43] Masamune     Third? [16:44] Tae     Me! [16:44] Masamune     Fourth? [16:47] Masamune     And I'm fifth. [16:48] Neko     It appears that I'm sixth and last. [16:52] Masamune     All right, let's get things rolling. Koiwai-san! [16:55] Tae     Good luck! [16:57] Masamune     You gave me a great suggestion, Yuisaki-san. [17:01] Masamune     This is the absolutely perfect stage. [17:03] Tae     I'm next! [17:05] Masamune     Allow me to explain. The starting     order was definitely rigged. [17:09] Masamune     And once the Cruel Princess     is too scared to move, [17:12] Masamune     I will come swooping in to     save her from her distress. [17:19] (Flashback) Masamune     Let's go to the exit together, Adagaki-san. [17:23] (Flashback) Aki     M-Makabe... You'll forgive me? [17:28] (Flashback) Masamune     Well, I am your boyfriend. [17:31] (Flashback) ---     I know it's a bit late, but... [17:34] (Flashback) Aki     No, not just now... Be my boyfriend forever. [17:38] (Flashback) Aki     You're so reliable, darling. [17:40] Masamune     Awesome, awesome. Nice! [17:41] Aki     Huh? It went out?! It won't turn on! [17:44] Aki     What is this? Why isn't it working? [17:44] Masamune     Are you prepared to be scared     out of your wits, Adagaki Aki? [17:53] Tae     Is it this way? [17:54] Yuisaki     You're none of my concern, brat. [17:56] Tae     I'll go this way. [17:59] Yuisaki     My only target is Makabe Masamune! [18:02] Yuisaki     I'm going to turn that hottie mask     of yours into a frightened mess! [18:06] Yuisaki     Even Aki-sama will be able     to get out of this dungeon. [18:08] Yuisaki     And you, her boyfriend, will be so     frightened that your knees give out. [18:11] Yuisaki     There is nothing more embarrassing!     The love between you will disappear! [18:14] Yuiski     Nothing will bring me more joy! [18:17] Yuisaki     Is Aki-sama next? Fear not. [18:36] Yuisaki     No! [18:43] Aki     Seriously, what's wrong with this thing? [18:51] Both     No! [18:53] Masamune     Here it comes! [18:56] Masamune     Are you all right, Adagaki-san? [18:58] ---     Huh?! [19:02] Masamune     Who the hell are you? [19:05] Yuisaki     Everyone, run! [19:07] Masamune     Yuisaki-san? [19:11] Yuisaki     No! [19:19] Yuisaki     This is a dream... This is a dream...     This is a dream... This is a dream! [19:21] Yuisaki     An incident where everyone gets murdered     on a desert island! A lustful serial killer! [19:24] Yuisaki     The names of the dead     include Yuisaki Midori! [19:27] Yuisaki     No! I don't want everyone     to find out how old I am! [19:33] Neko     Yuisaki-sama? What are you doing here? [19:38] Neko     Oh, dear... [19:40] Neko     It appears as though it's going to rain. [19:42] Yuisaki     N-No! [19:46] Yuisaki     This is a nightmare! [19:56] Masamune     Oh, are you awake? [20:00] Masamune     You shouldn't move. [20:02] ---     You hit your head, so you should stay still. [20:06] Yuisaki     I'm so sorry, I... [20:10] Masamune     You really startled me. [20:12] ---     I asked Koiwai-san to help     me scare people a bit, [20:16] Masamune     but I didn't think you were going     to participate too, Yuisaki-san. [20:21] Yuisaki     So that's how it is. [20:23] Masamune     But you must be a very     reliable person, Yuisaki-san. [20:28] ---     I need to take after you. [20:31] Yuisaki     That's not true. [20:33] ---     You seem to be a boyfriend     who cares for his girlfriend. [20:35] Masamune     That's not true. [20:37] Yuisaki     Huh? [20:38] Masamune     Actually, it's a lie that      I'm going out with Adagaki-san. [20:42] Masamune     I came up with this test of courage     because I wanted to show off to her. [20:47] Masamune     And I ended up getting you     involved, too, so I'm sorry. [20:51] Yuisaki     He's a good kid. [20:53] ---     And yet I went this far     because I was so prejudiced. [21:00] Aki     You're late, Makabe! [21:02] Aki     If you drop Yuisaki-san,     I'll never forgive you! [21:05] Yuisaki     Milady... [21:08] Aki     B-But I'll say thank you, at least. [21:13] Masamune     Yuisaki-san, please don't tell     Adagaki-san what I said... [21:18] Yuisaki     What are you talking about? [21:19] Masamune     Huh? [21:20] Yuisaki     I didn't hear anything. [21:27] Masamune     I ended up not getting any results. [21:31] Yoshino     Pig's Foot. [21:32] Masamune     Yes, I'm sorry! [21:34] Yoshino     You don't have to be so on edge. [21:37] Masamune     Huh? [21:38] Yoshino     I'm telling you that your plan wasn't so bad. [21:42] Yoshino     Aki-sama cares about appearances, [21:45] ---     but she refuses to do things     she truly doesn't like. [21:48] Yoshino     Doing that in front of Commando     was probably a good thing. [21:54] Yoshino     So I won't tell Aki-sama. [21:56] Masamune     I-I see. [21:58] Yoshino     Don't let your guard down, Pig's Foot. [22:01] Yoshino     I have no intention of helping out     a Pig's Foot who's not motivated. [22:05] Masamune     M-Master! E8 - It's Not You Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #8 "It's Not You" [01:30] Masamune     95, 96, 97... [01:35] Masamune     98, 99, 100. [01:47] Masamune     All right. Every fiber of muscle,     from my transverse abdominal muscles [01:51] ---     to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free. [01:55] Masamune     That must be Master. [02:00] Masamune     Wh-Wh-What's going on? SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki [02:02] Masamune     Adagaki... That Adagaki Aki is calling me? [02:06] Masamune     I never even fathomed that     something like this would happen. [02:10] Masamune     Talk about a bolt from the blue! [02:11] Masamune     Like pulling a muscle right     at the starting line! [02:14] Masamune     Should I at least answer it? [02:16] Masamune     Wait, but this might be some kind of trap. [02:19] Masamune     A way to build me up,     only to push me down into Hell! SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki [02:26] Masamune     I'm just going to go for it! [02:29] Masamune     Hello? [02:30] Aki     Answer faster! [02:34] Yoshino     Luggage from the island trip? [02:36] Masamune     Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags. [02:41] Masamune     And she wants to give it     to me in person tomorrow. [02:45] Masamune     Surprising, isn't it? [02:47] ---     That Adagaki would say something like that. [02:50] Masamune     Just like you said, maybe the     plan on the island went well. [02:54] Yoshino     Pig's Foot, you should think     about this more carefully. [02:57] Masamune     Huh? [02:58] Yoshino     This is definitely a huge step, [03:00] Yoshino     but if you make even one mistake,     we don't know what will happen. [03:07] Masamune     Man... Master could have     been a bit happier for me. [03:15] Masamune     Well, I guess I'll do my homework. [03:22] Masamune     Huh? [03:24] Masamune     What? Huh? [03:26] ---     What's going on?! [03:28] Masamune     The picture's gone! [03:35] Masamune     Back then... [03:45] Masamune     That woman... [03:49] Masamune     Hey, thanks. [03:52] Aki     How careless can you be,     to leave your things at my villa? [03:56] Masamune     R-Right... I'm glad you came     to return it to me in person. [04:00] Aki     I would've preferred to send it     to you. But Yuisaki-san said... [04:04] Masamune     Huh? [04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki     What? You're going out, but you're     going to have it delivered to him? [04:09] Aki     She started making strange inquiries. [04:12] Masamune     Props to the hot secretary! [04:13] Aki     What? [04:14] Masamune     Oh, no, it's nothing. [04:18] Aki     Listen well, Makabe. [04:19] Aki     If you continue to act overly     familiar with me, you'll be sorry. [04:26] Masamune     That face... [04:29] Masamune     It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago. [04:40] Masamune     Come to think of it, [04:42] ---     the one who stole that picture     was probably Fujinomiya Neko. [04:45] Masamune     I can only imagine that     she swiped it back then. [04:49] Masamune     She should be able to tell right away that     the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki. [04:54] Masamune     She might even be able to tell that the     boy is the Pig's Foot version of me. [04:57] Aki     By the way, Makabe, have     you heard from Futaba-san? [05:01] Aki     She asked if we'd all like to     go to the pool tomorrow. [05:05] Aki     We just got back from the villa. [05:08] ---     I think it's way too soon. [05:11] Masamune     Yeah... [05:13] Masamune     I don't get it. [05:14] Masamune     Why would she just take     it and not say anything? [05:18] Masamune     You'd think anyone would have     some questions about it. [05:21] Aki     Makabe. [05:22] Masamune     Doesn't it bug her? [05:23] Aki     Makabe, are you listening? [05:25] Masamune     Why would she even take it, then? [05:27] Aki     Makabe! [05:35] Masamune     Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san? [05:38] Aki     If it's such a bother to talk to me, [05:40] ---     I'd be more than happy     to leave, as you wish. [05:43] Masamune     No, I'm sorry, I... [05:45] Aki     Good day! [05:49] Clerk     Thank you very much. [05:52] Girl     Mommy, did that guy just get dumped? [05:56] Mom     Shh! [06:04] Masamune     After all she just ate... That little... [06:09] Masamune     What am I doing? [06:11] ---     This is exactly what     Master was talking about. [06:20] Masamune     Leaving things how they are right     now is probably not a good idea. SIGN    Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko [06:39] Masamune     Hello? [06:40] Neko     Oh, is this Masamune-sama? [06:43] Neko     This is Neko. Do you have a moment? [06:47] Masamune     Y-Yeah. What's up? [06:49] Neko     Yes, well, Futaba-san had     invited me to go to the pool, [06:54] ---     but I was wondering if you were     going as well, Masamune-sama. [06:57] Masamune     I see. [06:58] ---     U-Um... [07:01] Masamune     Actually, what are you doing right now? [07:05] Neko     Right now, I'm currently alone in my room. [07:09] Masamune     Do you think we could meet up right now? [07:12] Neko     What? [07:13] Masamune     No, not in a weird way or anything... [07:15] Neko     I would be happy to! Then... [07:31] Neko     Welcome, Masamune-sama. [07:33] Masamune     Th-Thanks... [07:35] Neko     Please, come in. [07:37] ---     I regret that I don't have much to offer. [07:40] Masamune     My first time being inside a girl's house... [07:43] ---     No, if I include Adagaki Aki's     house, this would be the second. [07:47] Masamune     But that doesn't count! [07:49] Masamune     So this is what they call     going to a girl's place! [07:52] Neko     Masamune-sama? [07:55] Masamune     Nothing ventured, nothing gained! [07:57] Masamune     If I want to find out the     truth about the photo, [07:59] ---     I have to become the moth that     dives directly into the flame! [08:02] Masamune     Go, Masamune! Be a man! [08:07] Masamune     Pardon the intrusion. [08:16] Neko     I'll put on some tea. [08:22] Masamune     This is quite an apartment. [08:24] ---     Are you living with your attendant? [08:26] Neko     Yes. This is a secondary residence that my     father and grandfather use for work. [08:30] Neko     This was the only place they would allow. [08:33] Neko     What brought you here so suddenly? [08:36] Neko     I am very happy to see you, but... [08:38] Masamune     I forgot to think up a reason. [08:42] Masamune     Um... [08:43] ---     Well, I just happened to be in the area... [08:47] Masamune     That's painful. That excuse     is insanely painful. [08:52] Neko     My, it must have been fate. How wonderful. [08:56] Masamune     Is she seriously happy? Seriously? [09:00] Masamune     Ugh! The more I think about it,     the more I have no idea what's going on! [09:05] Masamune     Say, Fujinomiya-san, [09:07] ---     I know this is sudden,     but can I use your bathroom? [09:10] Neko     Yes. It's at the end of the hall. [09:13] Masamune     Thanks. [09:18] Masamune     First, I need to determine     whether the picture is really here. [09:25] Masamune     I need to find out exactly     who I'm dealing with. [09:29] Masamune     I feel bad about going in     without permission, but... [09:35] Masamune     Is this her room? [09:41] Masamune     I can't be intimidated     by a girl's room forever! [09:47] Masamune     Ow... What the heck? SIGN    Vitamin [09:54] Masamune     Yeah, no matter how I look     at it, this is Neko-sama's room. [10:03] Masamune     It's a lot messier than I expected. [10:06] Masamune     Romance stuff? [10:11] Masamune     Is she into S&M? [10:13] ---     Is she gonna tie me up?! [10:22] Masamune     And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?     I don't get her at all anymore. [10:26] Neko     The tea's ready. [10:36] Neko     Was the bathroom too hard to find? [10:40] Masamune     N-No, not at all. [10:44] Neko     Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"! [10:47] Neko     Isn't it lovely? [10:49] ---     After I spotted it in your room, [10:51] ---     I became curious and had     Shidou purchase them. [10:54] Neko     I've read volume three so many times! [10:57] Masamune     She just admitted to sneaking into my room. [11:00] Neko     That scene on the roof was just... [11:03] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question? [11:06] Neko     Yes. What is it? [11:08] Masamune     When you came to my house the other day, [11:11] ---     did you take a photo from my room? [11:14] Neko     So you've found me out. [11:17] Neko     That is unfortunate. [11:18] Masamune     What were you thinking? Why? [11:21] Neko     I knew it was wrong... [11:24] Masamune     Where the hell were you hiding that thing?! [11:30] Neko     But it was such a cute picture,     I couldn't help myself. [11:32] Masamune     C-Cute? You mean Adagaki? [11:36] Neko     You must be joking. [11:40] Neko     I mean you, Masamune-sama. [11:49] Masamune     I'm cute? [11:52] Neko     You were truly adorable. You look     like that fellow, Kintarou-san. [11:56] Masamune     But I was fat. [11:58] Neko     And what is wrong with that? [12:12] Masamune     You actually think that? [12:16] Masamune     Crap. This isn't good. [12:19] Masamune     That hit me harder than I thought. [12:22] Masamune     I might actually cry. [12:24] Neko     Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama, [12:28] ---     since you think so highly of her. [12:58] Masamune     So this is how soft a girl's lips are... [13:11] Neko     One's appearance is but a     single aspect of that person. [13:15] Neko     One's health comes first. [13:20] Masamune     If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble. [13:24] Neko     She has work at the main house     today and will be away all day. [13:35] Masamune     None of this matters anymore. [13:39] Masamune     If being a fatty or a hottie     just makes up a "single aspect," [13:43] ---     none of it matters. [13:45] Masamune     My ambitions and revenge [13:48] ---     don't matter. [14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino     I won't fall for you. [14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino     You're just a Pig's Foot! [14:24] Neko     Masamune-sama? [14:27] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san, do you know how     to get home when your shoes [14:31] ---     aren't in your shoe locker? [14:33] Neko     Pardon? [14:34] Masamune     Or have you ever experienced     having your gym clothes stolen? [14:39] Neko     No, I haven't. [14:41] ---     Why do you ask? [14:43] Masamune     I've had both happen to me. [14:47] Masamune     I'm sure you don't understand, [14:50] Masamune     but I was fat and had a bad personality, [14:52] ---     so a lot of people hated me. [14:56] Masamune     The few that got close to     me only did so because [14:57] (Flashback) Classmate     Come on. [15:00] ---     I was rich and they were looking for handouts. [15:03] Masamune     So I know that you're different     from those guys back then. [15:10] Masamune     But... [15:11] Masamune     You don't actually like me, either. [15:21] Masamune     Being this close, she can't hide [15:24] ---     the mismatch between her     behavior and her fervor. [15:28] Masamune     You can call me unfair, [15:31] Masamune     but I don't want to go any further with     someone who's not actually serious. [15:38] Masamune     Sorry... [15:41] Masamune     I'll be taking this back. [15:49] Neko     You're going to choose Aki-sama. [15:52] Neko     Is that what you mean? [15:56] Masamune     That's... [15:59] ---     That's my... [16:14] Masamune     My stomach hurts. [16:29] (Flashback) Masamune     That's my... [16:32] (Flashback) ---     revenge. [16:39] Neko     I wonder if this is [16:44] ---     the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about. [16:54] Kojuurou     Ah, Makabe-kun! [16:55] ---     Over here! [16:56] Tae     Where were you, Masamune-kun? [16:58] ---     You're late! [17:07] Masamune     Sorry. [17:08] Kojuurou     Actually, did you lose     some weight, Makabe-kun? [17:11] Masamune     No, I'm sure you're just imagining it. [17:13] Tae     Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card. [17:20] Yoshino     Aki-sama? [17:21] Aki     I-It's nothing. [17:23] Kojuurou     I guess the only one     missing is Fujinomiya-san. [17:28] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun? [17:29] Masamune     N-No, it's nothing.     So you guys did invite her. [17:33] Kojuurou     Of course! We were talking about going     with everyone who went to the island. [17:37] Masamune     This is awkward. [17:38] Masamune     Maybe I should have canceled. [17:41] ---     How am I even supposed to face her now? [17:43] Kojuurou     But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late. [17:46] ---     She's not the type to be late. [17:48] Tae     Fujinomiya-san's not coming. [17:50] Masamune     Huh? [17:51] Tae     She sent me an email this morning     saying she was canceling [17:53] ---     because she wasn't feeling well. [17:55] Kojuurou     I see. That's too bad. [17:57] Tae     So we might as well get going. [18:02] Masamune     It's probably my fault, isn't it? [18:43] Masamune     Sorry about that. [18:44] Masamune     Huh? It's just you, Master?     Where's everyone else? [18:47] Yoshino     Futaba-san is in the bathroom. [18:48] Masamune     And Adagaki? [18:49] Yoshino     Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream. [18:52] Yoshino     Because she couldn't eat it     properly with everyone around. [18:55] Masamune     I see. [18:58] Yoshino     Pig's Foot, what happened? [19:00] Masamune     Huh? [19:00] Yoshino     You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too. [19:03] ---     What happened yesterday? [19:05] Masamune     Er, I don't think anything happened. [19:09] Masamune     I have a feeling Adagaki might've     gotten pissed at me, but... [19:11] Masamune     Well, whatever. [19:13] Kojuurou     Sorry about that. I left my     underwear in the locker. [19:16] Tae     Everyone's here. All right, let's go home! [19:23] Tae     Wh-What? [19:26] Shidou     Makabe Masamune! [19:28] Masamune     Huh? Shidou-san? [19:30] Shidou     What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?! [19:33] Masamune     What do you mean? [19:34] Shidou     Lady Neko-sama has gone missing! [19:37] ---     She's nowhere to be found! [19:39] Tae     She's missing? Since when? [19:42] Kojuurou     President, you got an email     from her this morning, right? [19:45] Shidou     Last night, when I called     from Kyoto, she was there. [19:50] Shidou     When I came back in the     morning, her room was empty. [19:55] Masamune     Oh, so it doesn't seem like     she's actually run away yet. [19:58] Shidou     She left behind all her medication     that controls her seizures. [20:01] Shidou     I can't see it as some normal outing. [20:03] Masamune     Huh? Is she sick? [20:07] Shidou     You fool! You were that close to her,     and you didn't even notice? [20:11] Shidou     A normal person wouldn't     take so much medication. [20:14] ---     Of course it's because she's sick! [20:20] (Flashback) Masamune     S-Sorry, I didn't notice. [20:26] (Flashback) Masamune     Blood?! SIGN    Multivitamin SIGN    Magnesium [20:26] (Flashback) Neko     Beer yeast and propolis. [20:29] (Flashback) Neko     This company's propolis has a patented method     for how it's absorbed into your body, [20:33] (Flashback) Neko     making it more effective. [20:35] (Flashback) Neko     Then there's the magnesium and... [20:43] Masamune     That was all for real? [20:47] Masamune     But why would she try to deceive me, then? [20:51] Masamune     Wait... [20:53] Masamune     She wanted me to be deceived? [20:54] Masamune     She didn't want us to     think that she was weak, [20:59] Masamune     so she created this façade of the     mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko, [21:04] Masamune     who had a fake smile and manner of speaking, [21:07] Masamune     and kept the truth hidden     behind smoke and mirrors? [21:11] Tae     So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition? [21:14] Shidou     Yes. We must find her quickly. [21:18] Shidou     So answer me truthfully. [21:20] ---     What did you do to her? [21:22] Masamune     Huh? [21:22] Shidou     I know you came to the apartment     by yourself yesterday. [21:32] Aki     Yesterday? [21:40] Masamune     What am I supposed to say? [21:44] Masamune     Actually, now is the time     to say everything. [21:49] Masamune     I declined. [21:50] Masamune     I formally told her that     I couldn't go out with her. [21:56] Masamune     Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki. E9 - It's Been Called Love and Affection Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Shidou     So answer me truthfully. [00:02] Shidou     What did you do to her? [00:04] Masamune     Huh? [00:05] Shidou     I know you came to the apartment     by yourself yesterday. [00:12] Aki     Yesterday? [00:18] Masamune     I declined. [00:19] Masamune     I formally told her that     I couldn't go out with her. [00:23] Masamune     Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki. SIGN    #9 "It's Been Called Love and Affection" [00:32] Aki     Anyway, if she's missing, let's look for her. [00:34] Aki     Can't you use GPS? [00:36] Shidou     She left without her cell phone     and wallet, so we can't track her. [00:39] Masamune     Did they just ignore me?! [00:41] Aki     I see. Then she probably     couldn't have gotten far. [00:45] Aki     We might be able to find her if we split up. [00:47] Aki     You'll all help, won't you? [00:49] Both     Of course! [00:50] Aki     Shidou-san, will you take     us closer to the apartment? [00:54] Shidou     Yes. Please get in. [00:59] Aki     Those who can't fit in     the car, go with Makabe. [01:03] Aki     Since he seems to know where it is. [01:07] Tae     I guess I'll go in the car... [01:09] Kojuurou     M-Me, too. [01:10] Masamune     I... [01:11] Yoshino     I didn't know you went to her apartment. [01:15] Masamune     Y-You said to speed things up, right? [01:18] Yoshino     That's not what I meant when I said that. [01:21] Aki     Yoshino, hurry up. [01:30] Masamune     No comment to the very end? [01:33] Masamune     Do I really matter so little? [01:39] Masamune     Damn it! Don't think about that now. [01:42] Masamune     Jeez... [01:44] Masamune     Where did that commando princess go? [01:50] Kojuurou     But exactly how are we     supposed to find her? [01:54] Kojuurou     We don't have any clues. [01:56] Tae     But in addition to her weak constitution, [01:59] ---     she doesn't have her wallet, right? [02:01] Tae     Which means... [02:13] Tae     It'll be within walking     distance of the apartment, [02:15] Tae     and somewhere she can stay cool     for free. That's important. [02:23] Yoshino     Yeah... I looked around everywhere     that seemed like it'd be cool, [02:26] ---     but she wasn't there. [02:28] Masamune     I see. Got it. [02:30] Masamune     Huh? [02:31] ---     No, let's not look in the pond just yet. [02:35] Masamune     Yeah, I'd like to presume     that she's still alive. [02:40] Masamune     Then the only place left is... [02:47] Masamune     If she's not here, I'm out of ideas. [02:56] Aki     Makabe? [02:59] Masamune     A mirage? [03:03] Masamune     Oh, wait. She's real. [03:05] Aki     What in the world are you babbling about? [03:08] Masamune     A condescending tone and a flat chest. [03:11] ---     Definitely Adagaki Aki. [03:16] Aki     You thought she might be at school, too? [03:22] Aki     What? [03:23] Masamune     N-Nothing. [03:25] Masamune     She may be aggravating, but it     seems we had the same idea. [03:33] Masamune     She usually traveled by car, [03:36] ---     so I thought this was about the only place     she could go without really knowing the area. [03:40] Aki     Well, it was a miss. [03:43] ---     I went everywhere that had a roof, but... [03:47] Aki     Where should we look next? [03:51] Masamune     Adagaki-san, I thought you     didn't like Fujinomiya-san. [03:55] Aki     Huh? [03:56] Masamune     Er, sorry. I was just kinda surprised... [03:59] ---     I guess I didn't think you'd go this far. [04:03] Aki     I don't like her, even now. [04:06] ---     That perverted catgirl... [04:09] Aki     It's just... I feel bad for her     since you rejected her. [04:16] Aki     Having someone you like look the other way [04:19] Aki     is a very sad thing. [04:23] Masamune     How am I... [04:24] Masamune     supposed to take what she just said? [04:29] Masamune     If that's what you think,     why do you do that yourself? [04:33] Masamune     You give any guy who tries to get close to     you awful nicknames and push them away. [04:37] Masamune     Do you think guys don't     have feelings or something? [04:41] Masamune     Even for me... [04:45] Masamune     Suddenly having my feelings     thrown back in my face, [04:48] Masamune     and then getting them stomped on... [04:55] Aki     So I just didn't want her to wallow     in self-torment about it anymore... [05:00] Aki     Makabe? [05:01] Masamune     Adagaki-san... [05:05] Masamune     Do you happen to remember     the nickname "Pig's Foot"? [05:12] Masamune     I want so badly to tell you right now... [05:15] Masamune     that I was the "Pig's Foot"     you rejected that one time. [05:21] Aki     Pig's Foot? [05:24] Masamune     Ow! [05:28] Masamune     A paper airplane? Where did it... [05:37] Masamune     The roof... [05:41] (Flashback) Neko     After I spotted it in your room, [05:43] (Flashback) Neko     I became curious and had     Shidou purchase them. [05:46] (Flashback) Neko     I've read volume three so many times! [05:50] Aki     Hey! [05:52] Masamune     She said that she was reading     "Rose-eyed Steroid." [06:01] Masamune     It's right around when the heroine gets     rejected by her beloved senpai... [06:06] (Flashback) Neko     That scene on the roof was just... [06:12] Momo     What I have in my hands [06:15] ---     are love letters that have     lost their destination. [06:19] Momo     Give it up, Momo... [06:23] Momo     Senpai has someone else he likes. [06:30] Momo     Goodbye, [06:33] ---     Senpai. [06:38] (Flashback) Eiji     What the hell are you doing up here? [06:41] Momo     Huh? [06:43] Momo     That voice... It couldn't be... [06:46] Masamune     What the hell are you doing up here? [06:55] Neko     I had a feeling that you would come. [07:03] Masamune     You mentioned that you     liked the rooftop scene [07:07] Masamune     in "Rose-eyed Steroid" volume 3. [07:12] Masamune     But don't do this. [07:14] Masamune     You don't have the strength to do     the same thing Momo did, do you? [07:18] Neko     Yes. I think I realize that now. [07:26] Masamune     Hey— [07:27] Masamune     Are you all right? Hey! Hey! [07:29] Aki     Makabe! What happened? [07:32] Masamune     Adagaki-san! Contact Shidou-san! [07:35] Aki     A-All right. [07:40] Masamune     Why do this to yourself? SIGN    I love you. [07:58] Kojuurou     I wonder if she's okay. [08:01] Tae     Shidou-san. [08:03] Tae     How's Fujinomiya-san? [08:05] Shidou     She seems to be stable. [08:06] Both     Thank goodness. [08:08] Shidou     Adagaki Aki-san. [08:11] Shidou     Neko-sama would like to speak to you. [08:15] Aki     To me? [08:17] Shidou     She is extremely exhausted. [08:19] ---     If you can, please keep it short. [08:22] Aki     R-Right... [08:28] Yoshino     This feels like a final farewell. [08:31] Kojuurou     Don't say that, Koiwai-san! [08:33] Tae     Now, now. She just said she was fine. [08:38] Masamune     I wasn't wrong, was I? [08:42] Masamune     It's true that my heart wavered. [08:44] Masamune     But it didn't feel right, so I pushed her away. [08:50] Masamune     For my plan... For my revenge. [08:54] Masamune     Even if I had given her a more     favorable answer in this situation, [08:57] ---     nothing would've come of it. [09:00] Masamune     I shouldn't be wrong. [09:03] Masamune     Damn it. [09:05] Masamune     I... [09:07] Aki     Makabe. [09:12] Aki     Apparently, you're next. [09:15] Masamune     Me? [09:18] Masamune     What did they talk about? [09:21] ---     There's no way I can ask     her about that now. SIGN    Fujinomiya Neko [09:24] Neko     Come in. [09:34] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san... [09:39] Neko     Let's talk about the past, [09:43] Neko     Masamune-sama. [09:47] Neko     Being alive is a wonderful thing. [09:51] Neko     That's why I didn't really     feel any discontent. SIGN    Seichou Girls' Private Academy [09:58] (Flashback) GirlA     Fujinomiya-sama! [09:58] (Flashback) GirlB     Neko-sama! [09:58] (Flashback) GirlC     Onee-sama! [10:00] (Flashback) GirlA     That was a lovely student     council speech you gave. [10:04] (Flashback) GirlB     I was so moved. [10:07] (Flashback) Neko     Thank you very much. [10:08] (Flashback) GirlC     U-Um, Onee-sama... If it's all right, [10:14] (Flashback) GirlC     would you like to come to my     family's villa this weekend? [10:18] (Flashback) Neko     Yours? [10:19] (Flashback) GirlC     It's my birthday. [10:21] (Flashback) ---     If you were to celebrate     it with me, I would... [10:25] Neko     My kouhai are all so sweet. [10:29] Neko     They're such good girls. [10:32] (Flashback) Neko     If you would have me, I would be happy to. [10:36] (Flashback) GirlC     Thank you so much! [10:37] (Flashback) GirlC     There's a riding ground for     horses and a tennis court, [10:40] (Flashback) ---     so would you like to join     me before the party? [10:44] (Flashback) GirlC     Huh? [10:46] (Flashback) GirlA     What are you thinking, asking     Neko-sama to play tennis? [10:49] (Flashback) GirlA     She's so frail! [10:52] (Flashback) GirlC     I'm so sorry! I didn't know. [10:56] (Flashback) GirlB     It's common knowledge. [10:58] (Flashback) ---     I can't believe you'd try to get closer to     Neko-sama when you don't know that. [11:02] (Flashback) GirlC     What should I do? [11:03] (Flashback) GirlB     What should you do? [11:04] (Flashback) GirlA     Figure it out. [11:05] (Flashback) Neko     It's fine, everyone. [11:06] ---     Oh... [11:08] Neko     What a silly story. [11:12] (Flashback) Neko     Surgery? Overseas? SIGN    Fujinomiya [11:17] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather     If nothing is done, your     condition will only worsen. [11:20] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather     Will you consider trying it? [11:22] (Flashback) Neko     How promising is this prospect? [11:27] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather     No, sorry. [11:29] (Flashback) ---     Please forget that I ever mentioned it. [11:33] (Flashback) Neko     It's fine, Grandfather.     I don't mind trying it. [11:38] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather     I see. [11:39] (Flashback) Neko     But I just have one request... [11:43] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather     What is it? [11:45] (Flashback) Neko     I... [11:48] (Flashback) Neko     would like to fall in love. [11:56] Neko     When this all became a     life-or-death situation, [12:00] Neko     rather than the usual worries or     fears most people would have, [12:04] Neko     I realized that there was no hope. [12:11] Neko     I wanted to experience love, at least. [12:19] Masamune     But why me? [12:22] Neko     Who knows? [12:25] Neko     I just randomly picked your photo     out of the mountain of photos [12:28] ---     I had for potential suitors. [12:30] Masamune     Randomly?! [12:32] Neko     Yes. [12:32] Masamune     Was it a lottery?! [12:34] Neko     You could call it that. [12:36] Masamune     Also, I never heard anything     about being a potential suitor! [12:38] Neko     It's not uncommon among prestigious families [12:40] ---     for this to happen to the children,     unbeknownst to them, is it? [12:45] (Flashback) Kinue     Look, look! Hasn't my     Maa-kun become so handsome? [12:50] Masamune     Was it that old hag?! [12:54] Masamune     If that's why, there's no way we could've     found out anything by researching. [12:58] Neko     Yoshino-san is very efficient, [13:01] ---     but she couldn't trace the     thoughts of a sickly person. [13:06] Masamune     So you knew. [13:08] Masamune     So, how did it feel to try it? [13:11] Neko     Well... [13:14] Neko     The trial and error was fun, [13:17] ---     and I thought you and I were exactly alike. [13:21] Masamune     You and I? [13:22] Neko     Yes. You talk about love and affection     for the purpose of your goal, [13:29] Neko     but the truth is hidden in fog. [13:31] Neko     Shallow and empty... [13:35] Neko     In the end, the lie was discovered,     and my feelings didn't reach. [13:43] Neko     But I don't have any regrets. [13:47] Masamune     Huh? [13:48] Neko     I went into everything superficially, [13:51] Neko     but the fluttery feeling of one-sided love... [13:55] Neko     The pain of being rejected... [13:58] Neko     I was able to experience them firsthand. [14:08] Neko     Masamune-sama, what about you? [14:14] Neko     Will you keep walking     down the same path as me? [14:18] Masamune     I... [14:21] Neko     Will you reach the same point I have? [14:23] Masamune     No! [14:25] Neko     Really? [14:32] Neko     I hope that is the case. [14:37] Neko     I must say it's rather     exhausting to talk this long. [14:41] Masamune     Are you okay? [14:43] Neko     When I regain my strength,     I believe I will be going far away. [14:48] Neko     So, Masamune-sama... [14:52] Neko     Thank you very much for the lovely memories. [15:01] Tae     I wonder what Masamune-kun and     Fujinomiya-san are talking about. [15:08] Tae     To tell you the truth, I actually     liked Masamune-kun, too. [15:15] Tae     Are you surprised? [15:16] Yoshino     A little. [15:18] Yoshino     Did you really think it wasn't obvious?     That's what surprised me. [15:22] Tae     I sometimes think I might     regret not telling him, [15:29] Tae     but I think it was better     to keep my feelings inside. [15:33] Tae     I'm able to hang out with you all now. [15:36] ---     I hope that wasn't the     case for Fujinomiya-san. [15:39] Yoshino     Yeah, sure. [15:42] Kojuurou     I-Is it okay that I'm here? [15:45] Tae     Masamune-kun likes Adagaki-san, right? [15:50] Tae     I wonder how Adagaki-san feels. [15:59] Yoshino     Looks like her stomach's reached its limit. [16:02] Tae     Huh? [16:04] Yoshino     She's sad that she has to hold back. [16:07] Tae     Oh, right. Yeah, I totally get that. [16:09] ---     Love can be so sad. [16:12] Yoshino     That's not what I meant. [16:16] Yoshino     But... [16:17] Yoshino     That might also be the case to some degree. [16:22] Tae     Masamune-kun! [16:27] Aki     Um... Makabe... [16:39] Shidou     Milady. [16:41] Neko     Shidou. [16:43] Shidou     It appears that your classmates     have left the hospital. [16:48] Neko     I see. Thank you for informing me. [17:03] Shidou     I realize I may be out of line, [17:06] ---     but are you sure you want to let him go? [17:10] Neko     This is fine. [17:13] Neko     What Masamune-sama said is the truth. [17:18] Neko     And... [17:20] ---     It's true that he made me remember. [17:25] [SONG] Sign     Wedding Party [17:27] (Flashback) Neko's mother     Neko. [17:28] (Flashback) Kinue     Maa-kun, we're going to take a picture! [17:31] (Flashback) Neko's mother     My, they're so adorable. [17:33] (Flashback) Kinue     These two sort of look alike, don't they? [17:36] (Flashback) Cameraman     All right, here we go. [18:02] (Flashback) Neko     I thought you and I were exactly alike. [18:06] (Flashback) Neko     You talk about love and affection     for the purpose of your goal, [18:10] (Flashback) ---     but the truth is hidden in fog. [18:13] (Flashback) Neko     Shallow and empty... [18:17] (Flashback) Neko     In the end, the lie was discovered,     and my feelings didn't reach. [18:23] Masamune     Lies will be discovered... [18:26] Masamune     That's right... [18:28] ---     I thought something was strange,     so I couldn't trust you. [18:34] Masamune     So that's... [18:39] Masamune     what I'll look like in the future? [18:41] (Flashback) Neko     Will you keep walking     down the same path as me? [18:46] Masamune     Damn it. Damn it! [18:48] ---     What am I so worried about? [18:50] Masamune     Don't think about unnecessary things! [18:52] Masamune     I'm not going to waver now! [18:54] Masamune     I'm going to make Adagaki Aki look my way, [18:57] Masamune     and then... [18:58] Masamune     I'll throw her away in the best way possible. [19:10] Narino     Are you heading out, milady? [19:13] Aki     I'm just going out to the garden.     I'm not going outside. [19:17] Narino     Okay. Have fun. [19:26] (Flashback) Neko     That should be enough. [19:28] (Flashback) ---     Please stop trying to act so tough. [19:31] (Flashback) Aki     Tough? [19:32] (Flashback) Neko     As you can see, I was completely     and utterly rejected. [19:38] (Flashback) Neko     Masamune-sama is a sincere person. [19:42] (Flashback) Neko     What reason could you have     to deny his love for you? [19:49] Aki     Love? It's not like love. [19:56] Aki     I mean, it's true. [19:58] Aki     The Commando Catgirl thing was a mistake,     and there's no reason to get mad. [20:02] Aki     So... should I like him? [20:10] Aki     No. [20:11] Aki     No, no, no, no! That's not possible! [20:13] Aki     I mean, it's Makabe! That     thoughtless, stupid man! [20:17] Aki     He says whatever sounds good     whenever he opens his mouth. [20:22] (Flashback) Young aki     You're so pathetic, Masamune. [20:25] (Flashback) Young Aki     You need to straighten up more! [20:27] (Flashback) Young Masamune     I can't, Aki-chan! [20:30] Aki     That's right. [20:33] Aki     If you want to call something     "love," that was love. [20:38] Aki     Those chubby little cheeks, [20:40] Aki     his tummy that had rolls worth tugging on... [20:44] Aki     He was so cute. [20:49] Aki     Who's there?! [20:54] Kinue     Maa-kun! Maa-kun's... [20:59] Chinatsu     What? Did something happen? [21:01] Kinue     Maa-kun's saying he's going to run away. [21:05] ---     Just like that one song! [21:07] Chinatsu     You're overreacting again. [21:09] ---     I'm sure he's just off to train     by going jogging again. [21:12] Masamune     That's right. [21:14] ---     I'm going to retrain myself since     I became naïve at some point. [21:18] Masamune     I'm going to carry out my original plan. [21:21] Chinatsu     Huh? What are you talking about? [21:23] Kinue     Sniffle. [21:25] Masamune     I'm going to get rid of any unneeded fat [21:27] ---     and build up some new muscles     and ways of being hot. [21:42] Gasou     I'm sorry I scared you. [21:44] Aki     Who are you? [21:45] Gasou     I wonder who I could be.     Why don't you guess? [21:50] Aki     Could you actually be... [21:59] Aki     Masamune? [22:02] Gasou     Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan. [22:05] Gasou     I'm back. E10 - The New School Term Filled With Doubts Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Gasou     I'm sorry I scared you. [00:05] Aki     Who are you? [00:06] Gasou     I wonder who I could be.     Why don't you guess? [00:11] Aki     Could you actually be... [00:18] Aki     Masamune? [00:20] Gasou     Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan. [00:24] Gasou     I'm back. SIGN    #10 "The New School Term Filled With Doubts" [01:59] Yoshino     I was just about to go to sleep. [02:02] Narino     Now's not the time for that. [02:06] Butler     You wish to see the master of this house? [02:08] Gasou     Yes! I have a letter from my grandfather. [02:12] ---     Please take a look. [02:14] Butler     Pardon me. [02:17] Butler     "Adagaki Taigen promises the     15th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu [02:22] Butler     that your grandchild, the     17th-generation head, will..." [02:26] Butler     ma-ma... ma-mar... [02:27] Yoshino     Dad? [02:32] Butler     "That your grandchild, the 17th-generation     head, will marry into my family." [02:38] Gasou     I am the 17th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu. [02:41] Gasou     It's a pleasure to meet you. SIGN    Calling     Makabe Masamune SIGN    No Service SIGN    Slide to Unlock [02:54] Masamune     497, [02:57] ---     498, [03:00] ---     499... [03:03] Masamune     500! [03:12] Masamune     I see in your eyes... [03:16] Masamune     The rising sun! [03:17] Echo     Rising sun! [03:19] Echo     Sun... Sun... Sun... [03:23] BG girl student 1     It's been so long! Did you     finish all your homework? [03:25] BG girl student 2     You've gotten so tan! [03:28] Suzuki     Adagaki Aki. [03:34] Suzuki     Please go out with me. [03:40] Aki     Why do men always feel so confident that     they're different from everyone else? [03:48] Suzuki     Huh? H-Hey! SIGN    Your Nipples Are Showing [03:52] Suzuki     What?! [03:54] Aki     Once again I have cut a worthless object. [03:57] Suzuki     Th-That's permanent marker! [03:59] Suzuki     Damn it! You'll regret this! [04:03] Sonoka & Kikune     Well done, Aki-sama! [04:05] Sonoka     That was the ace of the baseball     team, wasn't it, Kikune-chan? [04:08] Kikune     He was one pick away from     the Koushien, I think, [04:12] Kikune     but he lost. [04:13] Sonoka     Wow, that's amazing. [04:16] Kikune     But I'm stronger! [04:19] Kikune     Much stronger. [04:21] Sonoka     Yeah, yeah. Well done, kendo club... [04:24] Kikune     You may look up to me, Sonoka. [04:27] Sonoka     Nope. I'm two years older than you, Kikune. [04:30] Kikune     Huh?! [04:31] Aki     I see that you two haven't changed. [04:33] Sonoka     You, too, Aki-sama! [04:34] ---     Are you sure you should've rejected     the first one of the second term? [04:37] Sonoka     He almost made it to Koushien. [04:39] Aki     He already left the team, didn't he? [04:41] ---     That means he's just a musclehead. [04:44] Sonoka     There it is! You're amazing, Aki-sama! [04:47] Kikune     So cool! [04:49] Sonoka     Our Aki-sama... [04:52] Kikune     From young to old... [04:54] Both     Ruthlessly gives everyone a "No!" [04:56] Aki     Would you cut it out?     This happens all the time. [04:59] Mari     Is that really so? [05:06] Sonoka     Mari-chan! [05:07] Mari     It appears that lately you spend more time [05:10] ---     with Makabe Masamune than     you do with us, Aki-sama. [05:13] Aki     Th... Th-Th-Th-That's not true! [05:16] Mari     I heard that you two spent     summer vacation together. [05:20] Kikune     Th-That can't be! [05:22] Sonoka     I-Is that true, Aki-sama? [05:24] Aki     That was, um... Makabe didn't     leave me much choice. [05:27] ---     I was trying to invite Shuri-kun, and... [05:29] Mari     Shuri Kojuurou [05:31] Mari     is also biologically a man. [05:33] Aki     Well, I mean... [05:35] Mari     If you have reconverted, Aki-sama,     then I'll just have to... [05:35] Mari     Um, uh... [05:40] Aki     Huh? [05:40] Mari     No, it's nothing. [05:42] Sonoka     I wanted to see Aki-sama in a swimsuit. [05:44] Kikune     And at the ocean! [05:46] Mari     Not to mention, it was a private beach. [05:50] Voice (Gasou)     Wow, that's nice. A private beach. [05:54] ---     I didn't know you had one. [05:55] Gasou     Take me there sometime. [06:00] Kikune     What a stupid man. [06:02] Sonoka     How dare you feign such closeness? [06:04] Sonoka     You'll just be cut down by Aki-sama again. [06:06] Mari     It'll be the second one, on the     first morning of the second term. [06:10] Aki     W-Well... I guess I wouldn't     be against considering it. [06:17] Gasou     Really? That's great. [06:19] Gasou     That's a promise, Aki-chan. [06:21] Aki     L-Let's hurry up and go. You still have     your transfer paperwork, don't you? [06:25] Gasou     Yeah. Will you show me the way? [06:27] Aki     Of course. [06:33] Kikune     Aki-sama... [06:34] Sonoka     Aki-sama, who would never acknowledge     even a celebrity or a soccer player... [06:39] Mari     Aki-sama, who gave a Tokyo University     student the name "Dried Whitebait".... [06:42] Sonoka & Kikune     I can't believe it. [06:44] Mari     Girls, perhaps we had the     wrong idea this whole time. [06:48] Sonoka & Kikune     What do you mean? [06:49] Mari     Perhaps Aki-sama wasn't the Cruel Princess     who tore apart one guy after another. [06:54] Sonoka & Kikune     She wasn't? [07:00] Mari     But might actually be a     chubby-chaser instead. [07:02] Masamune     I'm a hot guy! Thin yet macho! [07:07] Masamune     Morning! [07:09] Classmate     Good morning, Makabe-kun. [07:10] Classmate2     It's been a while. [07:11] Neko     Good morning. [07:13] Masamune     Yup, good morning. [07:15] Masamune     Why are you here?! [07:17] Neko     Because I am a student at     this school, Masamune-sama. [07:26] Masamune     Didn't you go overseas to have surgery? [07:29] Neko     Yes. [07:30] Neko     So they sliced me up, yanked something out, [07:33] ---     sewed me back up, and I came back. [07:35] Masamune     That's graphic! [07:37] Neko     I stayed in the hospital     over there for a month, [07:39] ---     but I was safely able to return yesterday. [07:42] Masamune     Oh, I see. [07:43] Masamune     A month?! Is that even possible?! [07:46] Masamune     I was so troubled that whole time! [07:48] Neko     And how were you, Masamune-sama? [07:52] Neko     You spoke out so strongly the last time,     and you've had a month's time. [07:57] Neko     How much closer were you     able to get to Aki-sama? [08:00] Masamune     U-Um, well... [08:03] Masamune     Tra... [08:05] Neko     "Tra"? [08:06] Masamune     I was training a bit. [08:09] Neko     Which means... [08:11] Neko     You haven't gotten anywhere? [08:15] Masamune     I-I couldn't help it! I was thinking     about what you said the whole time! [08:21] Neko     You shouldn't throw around     pick-up lines so cheaply. [08:24] Masamune     I-I'm not... That's not my intent! [08:28] Neko     See? [08:29] Neko     If you wait too long, your chance will     be taken from under your nose. [08:35] Masamune     A guy?! [08:39] Masamune     Come on, Fujinomiya-san. [08:42] Masamune     You aren't implying that a tubby     like that could rival me, are you? [08:44] Neko     Did you lose even more weight? [08:47] Masamune     I'd prefer that you said I toned up. [08:51] Neko     Indeed. I might just be imagining things. [08:55] Masamune     Right? [08:59] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun, let's walk home together. [09:02] Masamune     Go on ahead of me. [09:04] Masamune     I'm going to go give Adagaki-san     a gift from the country. SIGN    Shinshuu Soba [09:06] Masamune     Muscle, muscle, excite, excite... [09:08] Kojuurou     Okay. [09:10] Masamune     I'm a different Masamune now. [09:13] Masamune     I'm going to show her     just how much I've grown. [09:16] Masamune     Good afternoon! [09:17] Masamune     It's the hot guy from the     genus Hominidae*, class* Homo*. [09:21] Masamune     This is perfect for you right now. [09:24] Masamune     I got you some 100% stone-milled     buckwheat flour from Shinshuu, [09:29] Masamune     Adagaki-sa— [09:29] Gasou     Someone's here, Aki-chan. [09:32] Masamune     "Aki-chan"? Did he just say "Aki-chan"?! [09:35] Aki     Oh, Makabe. [09:37] Masamune     Oh! Adagaki-san? Who might that person be? [09:42] Gasou     Pleasure to meet you. [09:44] Gasou     I'm Gasou Kanetsugu. I transferred     to Yasaka High School today. [09:49] Masamune     You're a transfer student? [09:50] Gasou     Yup. Who are you? [09:52] Masamune     Makabe Masamune. [09:54] Gasou     Masamune, eh? What a coincidence. [09:56] Gasou     My nickname is actually Masamune. [09:59] Gasou     Hey, Aki-chan. It'd be confusing     to call me "Masamune" here, [10:02] ---     so maybe you shouldn't. [10:05] Aki     If that's what you want. [10:07] Gasou     Okay, it's settled. [10:08] Masamune     Are you two acquaintances? [10:09] Masamune     Are you a relative of Adagaki-san's? [10:12] Gasou     Yeah. Well, rather than an acquaintance... [10:17] Gasou     I'm her betrothed. SIGN    Betrothed [10:19] Masamune     Betrothed?! [10:23] Masamune     What?! [10:26] Gasou     Right now, I'm a guest at Aki-chan's house. [10:29] ---     Huh? Makabe-kun? [10:34] Yoshino     Pig's Foot, calm down. [10:37] Masamune     H-How the hell am I supposed to stay calm?! [10:40] Masamune     What does he mean by "betrothed"?! [10:43] Yoshino     It's just as it sounds. [10:45] Masamune     Nobody told me about this! [10:47] Yoshino     Well, I couldn't get through to your cell phone. [10:50] Masamune     Damn it! I guess there was no     reception in the mountains! [10:53] Yoshino     But I'm surprised, too. [10:56] Masamune     I-Is there a possibility that he's lying? [10:59] Yoshino     I ran a signature analysis,     and apparently the letter is real. [11:04] Yoshino     So right now he's a guest at the mansion. [11:08] Masamune     They're living together?! [11:09] ---     Is this a light novel?! Or a dating sim? [11:10] Masamune     Is this some exciting shoujo manga?! [11:12] Masamune     B-But there's no way the Cruel     Princess who hates men so much [11:15] ---     could stay quiet about this     whole "betrothed" thing! [11:20] Yoshino     That's what I thought, too, but... [11:22] Masamune     What? That's not true?! [11:26] Yoshino     Aki-sama is acting strange. [11:29] Yoshino     Or maybe not strange, but... [11:32] Yoshino     It's love? [11:33] Masamune     Huh?! [11:39] Masamune     You can't be serious! [11:40] Masamune     Who the hell is that guy? [11:42] Guy 1     It went your way! [11:44] Guy 2     Run! Run! [11:47] Masamune     Gasou Kanetsugu. [11:49] ---     160 centimeters tall. Somewhat short. [11:52] Masamune     Estimated weight: 63 kilograms. Somewhat fat. [11:57] ---     Wow! [11:58] Guy 2     Not bad, Kanetsugu-kun! [12:00] Girls     He's round but fast. [12:02] Kanetsugu     Thanks! [12:03] Masamune     Despite having a short and fat*     physique, he's pretty good at sports. [12:07] Kanetsugu     Using this formula here is simpler     and easier to understand. [12:10] Guys     Thanks, Gasou-kun! [12:12] Gasou     I love math, so you can     ask me about it anytime. [12:14] Guys     Really? That's a huge help! [12:15] Masamune     He's pretty smart, but has     a good attitude about it. [12:22] Girls     Are you looking for a seat? [12:24] Guys     There's a seat here! [12:25] Masamune     Someone so friendly that he blends     in with both guys and girls. [12:26] Gasou     Thanks! [12:28] Masamune     But the biggest problem is... [12:31] Gasou     Aki-chan! Let's eat together. [12:34] Aki     N-Not so loud. [12:36] Masamune     Th-That bastard... [12:41] Masamune     What the hell is going on? [12:47] Yoshino     Apparently Aki-sama met him in the past. [12:52] Masamune     Yeah, but his belly is     sitting on top of his belt! [12:55] Masamune     She was totally ruthless with me about that! [13:01] Masamune     Did she consume so many calories     that her brain just short-circuited? [13:05] Yoshino     I don't think so. [13:06] Masamune     Then what the hell is that? [13:08] Yoshino     A girl's heart is like the autumn... something. [13:11] Masamune     I can't accept this! [13:19] Yoshino     I'm sorry, Pig's Foot. [13:21] Masamune     No, you don't need to apologize, Master. [13:24] Yoshino     You can say that, but... [13:27] Masamune     What the heck? [13:38] Sonoka     Mari-chan. [13:40] Mari     I'm sorry I'm late. [13:42] Kikune     It's fine. We weren't talking     about anything important. [13:45] Sonoka     I'm just in too much shock. That Aki-sama... [13:49] Kikune     She was always full of mysteries. [13:52] Kikune     She never ate lunch with us even once. [13:56] Sonoka     But... [13:57] Mari     Being upset because we might have had     the wrong idea is perhaps unreasonable. [14:03] Mari     However, this sense of betrayal     exceeds expectations. [14:06] ---     We should make these gloomy feelings explode,     go up to the rooftop, and then we can fly! [14:07] Sonoka     Mari-chan! Mari-chan, Mari-chan, calm down! [14:09] Mari     And then they will travel to     the legendary yuri garden— [14:11] Mari     Oh, I'm terribly sorry.     I lost control for a moment. [14:14] Sonoka     I might be more worried about     you than them, Mari-chan. [14:18] Kikune     Yeah, but what's sad is really sad. [14:22] Mari     Aki-sama and our... SIGN    Destroy Men Instantly [14:25] Kikune     ...completely untainted... [14:27] Sonoka     ...holy yuri kingdom. [14:33] Gasou     Do you mind if I sit here? [14:37] Kikune     You bastard! [14:38] ---     You've got some nerve showing     your face around here! [14:40] Gasou     Whoa! [14:42] Gasou     That's quite the welcome. [14:44] Kikune     Huh? [14:45] Mari     Very well. Take care of him, Kikune-san. [14:48] Kikune     Got it. [14:49] Sonoka     Go! [14:49] Gasou     Wait! Hang on! [14:51] ---     You have the wrong idea! [14:55] Kikune     The wrong idea? [14:56] Gasou     Yes! Honest! [14:58] Gasou     There's something that     I need to tell you all. SIGN    Heart Flutter Actions! Heart Flutter Mannerisms! SIGN    Situations That Girls Love SIGN    Heart Flutter Special!!     We'll show you the results of our survey ranking!     1st Place: Wall Slam! [15:05] Tae     Hey, Masamune-kun. Are you listening? SIGN    Yasaka Festival Proposal Meeting [15:10] Tae     Let's talk about this seriously, okay? [15:13] Masamune     Sorry, Class Rep. [15:15] Tae     Let's talk about our class's     project for the festival. [15:18] Masamune     Our class's project, huh? [15:20] Tae     I got it! I, Futaba Tae, thought about this [15:22] ---     until my brain became strained, then squishy! [15:24] Tae     We can have a play with the super cute     Kojuurou-kyun starring as Snow White, [15:27] Tae     and the super hot Masamune-kun as the prince! [15:31] Neko     That sounds lovely. [15:33] Kojuurou     Um... Why am I the princess? [15:36] Tae     Let's do this, Class 2-B! [15:38] Classmates     Yeah! [15:41] Masamune     Give it up, Kojuurou. No one can fight this. [15:45] Kojuurou     It always ends up this way... SIGN    Heart Flutter Special!! [15:48] Masamune     I don't care if we have to act or sing. [15:52] Masamune     What I have to do something     about is that bastard. [16:03] Masamune     This is my chance! That fatty isn't here! [16:09] Aki     M-Makabe?! [16:19] Aki     What are you doing? [16:21] Masamune     I figured we wouldn't be able to     have a real talk if I didn't do this. [16:24] Aki     There's nothing to talk about. [16:26] Masamune     I have something to say! [16:27] Aki     Is that so? [16:30] Aki     All right, just one thing. [16:36] Masamune     So close... [16:38] Aki     You're open down there. [16:41] Masamune     Wait, what?! [16:43] Masamune     Thank goodness, it's closed. [16:46] Masamune     Huh? Adagaki-san? [16:49] Aki     Masa— I mean, Kanetsugu, [16:52] ---     let's hurry up and go to class. [16:54] Gasou     Sure. [16:57] Masamune     That damn fatty again... [17:01] Masamune     That was pointless! [17:02] ---     The wall slam was powerless!     Completely powerless! [17:05] Mari     Makabe Masamune... [17:07] Kikune     How dare he use the wall slam on Aki-sama?! [17:09] Sonoka     We can't let our guard down for a second. [17:11] Mari     Common sense doesn't work on beasts. [17:14] Mari     The choice we made is not wrong. [17:18] Mari     Let us protect Aki-sama. [17:20] Mari     Along with "him." [17:23] (Flashback) Sonoka     Something you need to tell us? [17:25] (Flashback) Gasou     That's right. [17:26] (Flashback) Gasou     Amazingly enough, I'm engaged to Aki-chan, [17:31] (Flashback) ---     but I have no intention of furthering     our relationship beyond that at all. [17:34] (Flashback) Kikune     What? So you're engaged to her,     but you don't even like her? [17:37] (Flashback) Gasou     No! It's the exact opposite. [17:38] (Flashback) Gasou     She's truly like some beautiful goddess, [17:42] (Flashback) ---     so I don't have any right     to lay a finger on her. [17:47] (Flashback) Sonoka     Really? You're not going to kiss her? Ever? [17:50] (Flashback) Gasou     Of course not! I know my place. [17:56] (Flashback) Sonoka     What should we do? That might     actually be pretty respectable. [17:59] (Flashback) ---     He won't touch her because he likes her. [18:00] (Flashback) Kikune     That's kind of cowardly. I don't like it. [18:03] (Flashback) Mari     But Aki-sama's purity will be protected,     far more than with Makabe Masamune. [18:09] (Flashback) Aki     No! [18:11] Mari     Makabe Masamune... [18:13] Kikune     We won't let you have Aki-sama! [18:15] Three     The beast must be destroyed. SIGN    Student Council Room [18:20] Secretary     Aren't there quite a few requests     for the Yasaka Festival this year? [18:23] President     That's a good thing. [18:26] Vice president     Good work, guys! Sorry I'm late. [18:28] Secretary     Vice President, you've got work piled up. [18:31] Vice president (sonoka)     Yup, I know. [18:37] Vice president (Sonoka)     Huh? This is insane! [18:40] President     What's the matter, Vice President? [18:41] Vice president (Sonoka)     The proposals from each class... [18:43] ---     Both 2-A and 2-B want to     put on the play "Snow White." [18:49] President     So they both picked the same thing. [18:50] President     Then we should approve Class B,     since they turned in their proposal first. [18:53] Sonoka     No... SIGN    Cultural Festival Proposal Form [18:57] ---     It should be Class A. [18:58] President     But... [18:59] Sonoka     It's gotta be A. Definitely A. [19:01] ---     There's no other choice but A! SIGN    Cultural Festival Proposal Form [19:08] President     Please let us reevaluate this. [19:10] Sonoka     Yup, so it's Class A, right? SIGN    Student Council [19:13] Secretary     Nothing less from the vice president, [19:15] Secretary     the one pulling the strings     at Yasaka from the shadows. [19:18] Tae     Declined? [19:19] Tae     No way! We can't think of     something else at this point! [19:23] Secretary     But we can't have two of the same thing. [19:26] Tae     Yeah, but why is it us? [19:28] Secretary     Because the vice president was so insistent— [19:30] ---     I mean, it was a student council decision. [19:32] Masamune     What's wrong? [19:33] Neko     Apparently our proposal for the     Yasaka Festival was declined. [19:36] Masamune     Huh? Just our class? [19:37] Tae     Whatever! We submitted ours first. [19:40] Tae     We just have to convince     Class A, right? I'll go. [19:44] Secretary     What? [19:45] Masamune     Why is she so passionate? [19:47] Neko     Passion may be strong enough to     blast away the unreasonable. [19:52] Mari     We refuse. [19:55] Mari     It has already been decided     that Class A will be performing [19:58] ---     "Snow White" with Aki-sama and     Kanetsugu-sama as the leads. [20:00] Masamune     Wh-What?! [20:02] Tae     We've already decided, too! [20:04] ---     We're doing "Snow White" starring heartthrobs     Kojuurou-kyun and Masamune-kun! [20:07] Masamune     Wh-What?! [20:08] Aki     Why don't you give up? [20:12] Aki     I'm sure there was a request to decline that. [20:14] Aki     I mean, a "Snow White" with     only men is nothing but futile. [20:22] Masamune     C-Class Rep? [20:24] Tae     It's way weirder to have a fat prince! [20:27] Aki     Fat is a sign of wealth. [20:29] Tae     This isn't about what I want to do. [20:32] ---     I just want to show the audience     what they want to see. [20:34] Aki     This was a unanimous decision in our class. [20:40] Gasou     Now, now. Calm down, you two. [20:43] Gasou     She was suddenly rejected.     We should consider how she feels. [20:47] Aki     W-Well, you're exactly right, Kanetsugu. [20:50] ---     I guess I can see her point. [20:52] Masamune     What the hell is with this Cruel     Princess? It's infuriating! [20:57] Masamune     Then why don't we promote this by saying     we'll decide the winner by popular vote? [21:01] Tae     Masamune-kun... [21:03] Aki     Popular vote? [21:04] Masamune     The best project is chosen by votes, right? [21:07] Masamune     So doing the same play will actually     make it easier to determine a winner. [21:11] Tae     That's a great idea! A drama battle! [21:13] ---     That'll hype things up for sure! [21:14] Aki     True... I guess I'd have to say that's fair. [21:17] Mari     I suppose it might be if     you say so, Aki-sama. [21:21] Masamune     What do you think, student council? [21:23] Masamune     We can promote both of them at once. [21:26] Secretary     Well, if you both agree to this,     I believe it'll be okay. [21:31] Tae     Yes! [21:32] Aki     Then I believe this is now officially     a competition, Futaba-san. [21:35] Tae     Of course. We're not going     to lose, Adagaki-san! [21:41] Masamune     Could we add on another competition? [21:46] Masamune     Whoever wins gets to dance with     someone at the post-festival party. [21:51] Masamune     I can't just sit here biting     my nails, Round Prince. [21:56] Gasou     I guess it's pointless to ask with whom. [21:59] Gasou     All right. I'm in. [22:01] Masamune     All right! [22:03] Masamune     There's no going back on this! E11 - Snow White of the Yasaka Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #11 "Snow White of the Yasaka Festival" [01:31] Tae     Hey, Snow White! Are you     taking this seriously? [01:34] Kojuurou     Class Rep... SIGN    Director [01:35] Tae     Don't call me Class Rep.     Call me The World's Futaba! [01:38] ---     Just for now. [01:39] Tae     Listen up. The show is tomorrow! [01:42] Tae     We're not the only ones doing "Snow White." [01:45] Tae     If you keep acting so limp,     we're going to lose to Class A. [01:49] Kojuurou     B-But I'm doing my best... [01:52] Tae     Your best isn't enough! [01:56] Masamune     Where did she get an ash tray? [01:58] ---     I bet she just wanted to do that. [02:00] Tae     What are you trying to express here? [02:03] Tae     Just you waking up? [02:05] ---     No! That shouldn't be the extent of it. [02:07] Tae     And you call yourself the     girl who has her mask?! [02:10] Masamune     Not good. Class Rep, the scenario     you thought up is starting to waver. [02:15] ---     I... [02:16] Kojuurou     I-I'm... [02:18] Kojuurou     I'm not a girl! [02:21] Masamune     Kojuurou! SIGN    The 41st Yasaka Festival Is About to Begin SIGN    Gargle and Wash Your Hands [02:29] Kojuurou     Why are girls so scary? [02:37] Neko     I'm terribly sorry. [02:39] Kojuurou     N-No, it's my fault. [02:42] Neko     This costume is finished, so I was     just taking it to the gymnasium. [02:46] Neko     Tomorrow's the big day, finally.     I'm so excited. [02:50] ---     Where are you headed, Kojuurou-san? [02:51] Kojuurou     O-Oh, I had a quick errand to run. [02:54] Neko     Please come back soon. [02:59] Kojuurou     Fujinomiya is always smiling. That's so nice. [03:02] Kojuurou     She doesn't say anything scary     and doesn't treat me like a girl. [03:12] Masamune     Kojuurou! Where'd you go? [03:14] ---     Come on out! [03:16] Masamune     There's pudding for dessert! [03:18] Gasou     Wow, how nice. So this comes with dessert? [03:21] Masamune     Ugh! Gasou Kanetsugu! [03:24] Gasou     You're in the middle of     rehearsal too, aren't you? [03:26] Gasou     Sweets are the best thing     for when you're tired. [03:29] Masamune     R-Right. You'll get fat if     you eat too much, though. [03:34] Gasou     Aki-chan gets really happy when I give     her little chocolates during breaks, too. [03:40] Gasou     Isn't that really cute? [03:42] Masamune     Wh-What?! [03:44] Gasou     Isn't gaining someone's favor all about     doing lots of little things like that? [03:48] Gasou     I mean, trying a wall slam just     because it was in some magazine... [03:56] Gasou     To be honest, it had the opposite effect. [03:58] Gasou     You really have no idea. [04:00] Masamune     Wh-Who's he to be giving     technical advice about love? [04:04] Masamune     He's just a fatty. [04:05] ---     Actually, is he really a guy? [04:08] Gasou     Anyway, let's both do our best tomorrow. [04:11] Masamune     Exuding confidence like that... Just wait. [04:14] ---     I'm going to win, no matter what. [04:16] Masamune     And I'm going to be the one to dance with     Adagaki Aki at the post-festival party! [04:22] Masamune     Small treats, good.     Wall slam, opposite effect. [04:28] Sonoka     The show finally opens tomorrow. [04:30] Kikune     Is everything going okay? [04:32] ---     We can't let Makabe win, no matter what. [04:36] Mari     There's no problem. [04:38] ---     I'll take care of things. [04:41] Aki     Let's do our best tomorrow at the show. [04:45] Aki     What's the matter, Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu? [04:48] Gasou     Huh? No, it's nothing. [04:50] Gasou     By the way, I saw Makabe-kun today. [04:54] Aki     D-Don't talk about him. [04:57] Gasou     I-I'm sorry. You're right. [04:59] ---     Sorry to put you in a bad mood. [05:02] Aki     No, I'm sorry for getting irritated     over something like that. [05:07] Gasou     There's no reason for you to apologize. [05:09] Gasou     I just wasn't being considerate. [05:12] Aki     You truly are kind. [05:14] ---     You always have been,     Masamune... I mean, Kanetsugu. [05:20] Aki     There are food stalls over there. [05:23] Lady     Welcome. [05:24] Gasou     Always have been, huh? [05:26] Gasou     I know very well that I shouldn't     be in a position to hear that. [05:31] Gasou     I'm sorry, but I've got my own reasons, [05:35] Gasou     princess of the Adagaki family. SIGN    Gasou [05:38] Gasou     My family's been poor for years now. [05:42] Gasou     What's being asked of me is to     improve our financial situation. SIGN    Adagaki Group [05:49] (Flashback) Yuisaki     You're the boy who was close     to Aki-sama, aren't you? [05:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki     I could tell immediately.     You look exactly the same. [05:58] (Flashback) Gasou     Yes... [06:00] Gasou     I can't fail this mission. No matter what. [06:03] Gasou     That Makabe shouldn't be a problem. [06:05] Gasou     My only problem is the real Masamune-kun [06:08] ---     who was apparently a bullied fatty. [06:13] Masamune     Is someone talking about me? [06:15] Chinatsu     It's probably because you're     running dressed like that. [06:18] Masamune     Stop nitpicking about how I train! [06:21] Chinatsu     Why do you have to expose     yourself for no apparent reason? [06:23] Masamune     You're in the way of my— [06:25] Chinatsu     See? You've caught a cold. [06:28] Chinatsu     Mom! Onii-chan's got a cold! [06:31] Masamune     Hey, wait, Chinatsu! [06:34] Kinue     What?! [06:36] Kinue     Maa-kun has a cold?! Are you going to die?! [06:38] ---     No! Maa-kun, don't die! [06:40] masamune     Of course I'm not going to die!     I am the embodiment of health! [06:43] Kinue     Don't put up a death flag like that, [06:45] ---     signaling that a main anime     character's about to go away! SIGN    41st SIGN    41st Yasaka High School Cultural Festival [06:55] Student1     Hey, where should we go first? [06:58] Student2     When do we switch shifts? [07:00] Kigurumi     We're doing a fluffy café! SIGN    Fluffy Café [07:03] Girl student A     I wonder what'll be the most fun. [07:05] Girl student B     Oh, there's no question. SIGN    Double Snow White SIGN    Double Snow White [07:07] Girl students     Double Snow White! [07:09] ---     The Cruel Princess versus Kojuurou-kyun! [07:16] Sonoka     The theme of this year's Yasaka Festival is [07:20] Sonoka     "explosion." [07:22] Sonoka     Explode as you aim for first place! [07:29] Kojuurou     A-Are you okay, Makabe-kun? [07:29] Sonoka     I now present to you this year's     first-place prize... Ta-da! [07:31] Tae     Did you catch a cold? [07:32] Masamune     I'm totally fine. I'm in tip-top shape. [07:36] Tae     Thank goodness. Let's do our best. [07:36] Sonoka     Priority tickets to food stalls! [07:38] Masamune     Right! Let's shut down Class A! [07:38] ---     And a refreshing five days off! [07:42] Masamune     That probably wasn't a good idea yesterday. [07:45] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Onii-chan, stop that. [07:47] (Flashback) Kinue     Come down here. It's dangerous. [07:49] (Flashback) Masamune     Look, Mom! I'm perfectly healthy! [07:53] Sonoka     Do you all want to take first place? [07:54] Masamune     To think that would guarantee     I'd catch a cold... [07:57] Students     Yeah! [07:57] Masamune     But I don't have time to rest. [07:59] Sonoka     Do you want to go to New York?! [07:59] Masamune     This isn't just about the competition     between Class A and Class B. [08:01] Students     Yeah! [08:03] Sonoka     And now, let the 41st Yasaka Festival begin! [08:09] Masamune     I guess I'll just rest until our class     is up so I can try to get better. [08:15] Neko     I've caught you, Masamune-sama. [08:18] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san. [08:19] Neko     If you're going to look around,     why don't we go together? [08:22] Masamune     No, I'm... [08:24] Neko     I have so many places I want to see. [08:27] ---     Let's go, Masamune-sama. [08:28] Masamune     H-Hey! [08:31] Masamune     I wanted to rest until the show! SIGN    Nurse's Office [08:35] Masamune     The nurse's office? Why would     we come here of all places? [08:39] Neko     Come sit down, Masamune-sama. [08:46] Masamune     Um... [08:48] Neko     When you've been sick as long as I have, [08:51] ---     you can tell just by touch     if someone has a fever. [08:55] Masamune     So you knew from the start... [08:58] Neko     If you're going to rest, getting actual     sleep will help you recover faster. [09:02] Masamune     Sorry... [09:03] Neko     Personally, I wouldn't mind if you     didn't make it back in time. [09:07] Masamune     Huh? [09:08] Neko     I mean, if you win, you get to     dance with Aki-sama, right? [09:12] Neko     At the post-festival party. [09:13] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san... [09:16] Neko     I'm kidding. [09:18] ---     I wouldn't do anything to     betray everyone in Class B. [09:21] Masamune     I can't even tell how serious you are. [09:24] Neko     But if you do your best and lose, [09:28] ---     I wouldn't mind being your dance partner. [09:36] Masamune     You wouldn't mind, huh? [09:39] Neko     Yes. Because I'd feel sorry for you. [09:41] Masamune     Right. I'll be counting on     you if that happens, then. [09:44] Neko     Let's hope it doesn't come to that. [09:47] Masamune     Are you going somewhere? [09:49] Neko     I'm going to buy something to warm us up. [09:52] Neko     Please get some rest, Masamune-sama. [10:03] Mari     Please hurry. There's only     one more hour until the show. [10:11] Mari     Aki-sama. [10:13] Mari     Are you finished changing? [10:15] Aki     There's a lot of room in the chest area. [10:18] Mari     I see. We'll pad them, then. [10:22] Aki     Wait, Mari! No! That tickles... [10:29] Gasou     Huh? [10:33] Gasou     Ow... That was mean. [10:36] ---     I was just looking for a place to change. [10:39] Gasou     Everywhere else was full. [10:41] Gasou     Where should I go? [10:45] Gasou     The person playing the     old lady selling apples? [10:49] Gasou     What? You know a good spot? [10:53] Gasou     You'll lead me there? [10:56] Gasou     Thanks! SIGN    Welcome SIGN    Crêpes [10:57] Kojuurou     Fujinomiya-san likes Makabe-kun, doesn't she? [10:59] Girl     Please stop by! [11:01] Kojuurou     But I'd never be able     to be like Makabe-kun... [11:02] Girl2     Please take a look! [11:06] guyA     I'm starving! What are you going to eat? [11:09] guyB     I'm gonna eat yakisoba and takoyaki. [11:11] Kojuurou     I know! What if I start by     changing the way I talk? [11:14] Kojuurou     It won't be just like Makabe-kun,     but if I just sounded a little manlier... [11:21] Kojuurou     I need to sound manlier.     I need to sound manlier. [11:25] Shoplady     Thank you very much! [11:26] Kojuurou     Fujinomiya-san! [11:28] Neko     Kojuurou-san? [11:29] Kojuurou     That seems heavy. I'll hold it for you. [11:32] Neko     Huh? But... [11:33] Kojuurou     It's all right. [11:35] Kojuurou     I'm a manly man, darn tootin'! SIGN    Oden SIGN    Light Music Club Concert [11:38] Kojuurou     H-Huh? I-I'm so sorry. [11:41] Neko     Kojuurou-san, where were you from again? SIGN    Nurse's Office [11:46] Neko     Masamune-sama, here's some oden... [11:50] Neko     Masamune-sama? [11:54] tae     I need to fully check out     how the enemy's doing first. [11:57] [SONG] Sign     Snow White [11:58] Tae     Though our prince, Masamune-kun,     wins hands down. [12:01] Neko     Futaba-san! [12:03] Tae     Fujinomiya-san, what's wrong? [12:05] ---     Is it okay for you to run like that? [12:07] Neko     I'm fine. I didn't cut open     my stomach for nothing. [12:12] Tae     I-I see. [12:13] Kojuurou     Has Makabe-kun come this way? [12:15] Tae     Masamune-kun? No, he hasn't. [12:18] Neko     Oh, no... [12:20] Neko     Where could he have gone? [12:21] Tae     Did something happen? [12:23] Neko     He's gone. [12:25] Neko     Masamune-sama isn't anywhere at school. [12:38] Masamune     What the hell? Damn it! [12:47] Masamune     It's no use. [12:49] Masamune     My fever's going up again. [12:53] Kikune     Oh, so you're awake. [12:54] Masamune     Someone help! [12:57] Kikune     Don't try anything funny. [13:00] Kikune     You don't want to ruin your     hot guy reputation, do you? [13:05] Masamune     You're the one who     assaulted me in my sleep. [13:08] Kikune     It was easy. [13:14] Kikune     If you're upset, build up enough muscles     that I can't carry you around by myself. [13:20] Masamune     This girl... [13:21] Masamune     She just nonchalantly picked     a fight about my muscles. [13:27] Tae     Fujinomiya-san! Did you find him? [13:30] Neko     No. Did you have any luck, Class Rep? [13:33] Tae     I couldn't find him anywhere. [13:35] Neko     He said he was going to rest     until it was his time to go on. [13:38] Tae     This is confounding! [13:40] ---     Maybe he was beamed up     with some cows into a UFO! [13:42] Neko     I hope they return him after they've     made their modifications to him. [13:45] Tae     I know, right? Right? [13:48] Tae     Hey, Kojuurou-kyun! [13:50] Tae     Any luck? [13:52] Kojuurou     It's no use. I looked through all the     bathrooms and changing rooms, but... [13:56] Tae     You struck out, huh? [13:57] Kojuurou     But something was strange. [13:59] Tae     Strange? [14:00] Kojuurou     Yeah. I kept running into people     from Class A everywhere. [14:04] Tae & neko     Class A? [14:06] Lady     Welcome. [14:07] Mari     Kikune-san, how are things going over there? [14:09] Kikune     No problems here. [14:10] ---     I think he tried to get away, but     it looks like he's given up for now. [14:14] Mari     Just make sure you do as I said, Kikune-san. [14:17] Kikune     I know. Leave it to me. [14:19] Masamune     What are you going to do with me? [14:21] Kikune     Nothing. [14:22] Masamune     What?! [14:23] Kikune     You just need to stay put here until     Aki-sama and Kanetsugu finish dancing. [14:29] Masamune     Until the Cruel Princess and     Kanetsugu finish dancing?! [14:33] Kikune     It serves you right. [14:35] ---     That's what you get for     making a move on Aki-sama. [14:38] Masamune     She's trying to keep me from the stage. [14:41] Tae     Does that mean Class A is behind this? [14:44] Kojuurou     No, I didn't mean... [14:47] Kojuurou     Class A is also about to     start their show, right? [14:51] Kojuurou     But they were panicking as if they'd     had some accident or problem. [14:56] Kojuurou     They seemed really troubled. [14:58] Mari     Class B has no chance of     winning with Makabe gone. [15:01] Mari     Now Aki-sama won't be tainted... [15:03] Aki     What?! [15:06] Aki     Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu disappeared? [15:09] Aki     But he was just near the classroom. [15:12] girlA     But we can't find him at all. [15:14] aki     Yoshino, have you seen him? [15:17] GirlB     What about the other dressing     rooms? The bathrooms? [15:20] girlA     I had the boys go look, but they had no luck. [15:22] girlC     What should we do? Should     we get a replacement? [15:24] GirlD     That'll never work. [15:25] ---     There's no other boy in our class     who can fit into his costume. [15:29] Girls     This is totally hopeless. [15:31] Aki     Is he going to disappear at the     most important time again? [15:34] girlB     Anyway, let's keep looking until it's time. [15:37] Girls     Yeah! [15:39] Mari     I let my guard down. [15:42] Mari     To think that they'd also     have the same plan... [15:51] (Flashback) Gasou     Wow, I didn't know this     quiet little place existed. [15:54] (Flashback) Gasou     I don't think anyone will come around here. [15:56] (Flashback) Gasou     Thanks. You're a lifesav— [16:00] (Flashback) Gasou     Huh?! Hey, open up! [16:02] (Flashback) ---     Open the door! [16:03] (Flashback) Gasou     Hey, open the door! [16:08] Yoshino     Now I just need to report to Pig's Foot. [16:13] Yoshino     He's not answering? [16:16] Yoshino     Could it be... [16:21] Masamune     Please... Could you call the doctor? [16:24] Kikune     You'll be fine. Just put some spit on it. [16:26] Masamune     My plan to play up my illness instantly failed. [16:29] Kikune     Just stay put. [16:31] ---     After all this, you'd better     stay away from Aki-sama. [16:34] Masamune     You don't have the right to tell me— [16:36] Kikune     I do! [16:37] Kikune     We're Aki-sama's personal guard. [16:41] Kikune     It all started one year ago. [16:43] Masamune     Seriously? We're entering a flashback? [16:46] Kikune     I was in my third year of middle school. [16:48] ---     In the dojo, no one stood     a chance against me. [16:52] Kikune     Except for one guy... SIGN    Tawarada [16:55] Kikune     Tawarada Masaru, who would always     resort to almost cheating. SIGN    Pure Heart, Clear Conscience [16:59] Kikune     That day, Tawarada managed     to win again because he cheated. [17:04] Kikune     After practice, he quickly changed     and went to ask a girl out. [17:09] (Flashback) Tawarada     I-I've had my eye on you for so long! [17:12] (Flashback) Aki     You really thought you could go out     with me without introducing yourself? [17:16] (Flashback) Aki     Coward. [17:22] Kikune     That was my first experience with Aki-sama. [17:25] Masamune     Ruthless as ever... [17:27] Kikune     She defeated that cheating bastard     without laying a single finger on him. [17:30] Kikune     I thought she was truly the hand of justice! [17:33] Masamune     Huh... And now the personal     guard of that hand of justice [17:37] ---     is using this cowardly method? [17:39] Kikune     Wh-What?! [17:40] Masamune     If you wanted to win fair and square, [17:43] ---     you wouldn't try to win by     default like this, would you? [17:49] Kikune     I guess you might have a point! [17:51] Masamune     Are you Morontarou, born from a moron? [17:54] Kikune     But this is what Sonoka     and Mari told me to do... [17:57] Kikune     We said we'd defeat you, so I was     going to try to defeat you. [18:01] Kikune     But there's no way that Aki-sama     would actually lose. I mean... [18:05] Kikune     Wh-What should I do? [18:13] Kikune     Hello, Mari? Thank goodness. [18:15] ---     I wanted to ask you something. [18:17] Kikune     Huh? What? [18:18] ---     Makabe? You want to talk to him? [18:21] Masamune     Huh? Me? [18:22] Kikune     Yeah. [18:23] Masamune     Hello? [18:24] Mari     Makabe Masamune? [18:26] Mari     I'm the class rep of Class 2-A, [18:29] ---     and a member of Aki-sama's     personal guard, Mizuno Mari. [18:32] Masamune     And what does the honorable     class rep want from me? [18:34] Mari     Let's declare this match a draw. [18:37] Masamune     Huh? [18:38] Mari     We'll let you out of there, so why     don't you also release your hostage? [18:43] Masamune     Hostage? What are you— [18:45] Masamune     Could it have been Master? [18:50] Masamune     I have no idea what you're talking about. [18:53] Mari     Wha— Are you trying to play dumb? [18:55] Masamune     Even if something like that happened, [18:58] ---     which class is closer to show time? [19:01] Masamune     Our show is in the afternoon. [19:04] Masamune     I'll just wait here until     my friends come. Bye. [19:07] Mari     Hold it, Makabe Masamune! [19:07] [Messenger] Sign     In Call     Mizuno Mari [19:09] Masamune     Now, the balance of power has shifted. [19:12] ---     We were at a disadvantage,     but now we have checkmate. [19:15] Masamune     Which will lead to a checkmate for my     eventual revenge against Adagaki Aki. [19:22] Mari     I'm so mad! How dare you try     to take advantage of me?! [19:26] Mari     Who does he think he is?! [19:27] ---     Stupid! Idiot! Piece of shit! [19:29] ---     I'll curse your descendants! [19:29] Aki     Mari! There you are! [19:32] Mari     Aki-sama! [19:33] Aki     Let's hurry to the gymnasium. [19:35] Mari     But did they find Gasou Kanetsugu? [19:38] Aki     No. [19:40] Aki     But... [19:41] Aki     The curtain will still rise. [19:43] ---     At this rate, I'll just perform     this even without a prince. [19:46] Mari     Aki-sama... [19:48] Aki     I always knew I couldn't rely on any prince. [19:52] Aki     Since a long, long time ago... [19:55] Masamune     Now we'll just have to see what they do next. [19:59] Masamune     If they don't do anything,     we'll definitely win. [20:04] Kikune     I'm a coward, and I'm finished. [20:06] ---     My master is going to let me go. [20:10] Kikune     Huh? It's Mari again. SIGN    Message Mari Edit [20:13] Kikune     "Leave Makabe there and help     search for Gasou Kanetsugu." [20:18] Kikune     He's gone, too? [20:21] Masamune     R-Really? [20:23] Kikune     Wait a minute... [20:25] Kikune     Did you guys do the same thing?! [20:27] Masamune     Hey! Wait! Calm down! [20:29] Kikune     Who were you calling a coward?! [20:33] Kikune     You tricked me! [20:41] Tae     He's not here, either. [20:43] ---     Honestly, where did our prince go? [20:46] Kikune     Divine punishment! [20:50] Both     There he is! [21:06] Masamune     I'm sorry to make you worry. [21:07] Tae     They seriously locked you up?! [21:10] Tae     Isn't that awful?! I have     to go complain to Class A! [21:12] Masamune     I don't know the details, [21:15] ---     but now that I'm safe, there's     no need to hurry, is there? [21:19] Masamune     Unlike us, they're going to have to withdraw. [21:22] Both     Withdraw? [21:24] Masamune     Well, their prince, Gasou     Kanetsugu, is missing, right? [21:29] Masamune     They won't be able to put     on their play like that. [21:35] Masamune     So now that I'm safe, we've basically won. [21:38] Masamune     Wait, you didn't know that yet? [21:41] Kojuurou     They've already started their play. [21:46] Tae     What's going on? [21:48] Tae     If what you said is true, that means     they don't have a prince, right? [21:53] Kojuurou     Does that mean they     went on without a prince? [22:04] Masamune     What the hell is she thinking?! E12 - Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Currently 2-A's "Snow White" Is Showing SIGN    #12 "Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die" [00:10] Aki     My, what a cute little house. [00:13] Aki     Small chairs and a small table. [00:16] Aki     I wonder who lives here. [00:19] Masamune     Their costumes and the set [00:20] ---     look much more professional than I expected. [00:24] Masamune     It's even standing room only. [00:27] Aki     But why is this place so covered in dust? [00:31] Aki     Will you all help me clean? [00:33] Dwarves     Of course, Snow White! [00:45] Neko     Do you think we can win? [00:49] Masamune     No way. [00:51] Masamune     It's not just a matter of their Snow White. [00:53] ---     Their entire cast is on another level. [00:56] Masamune     How much did they rehearse to get this far? [00:59] Mari     How do you like the show, Makabe Masamune? [01:03] Masamune     Did you find Gasou? [01:05] Mari     No. [01:05] Masamune     Do you have his replacement? [01:07] Mari     There aren't any other boys     who could fit in his costume. [01:11] Masamune     Then why did you let the show go on? [01:15] Mari     Because Aki-sama decided that she     would go on even without a prince! [01:21] (Flashback) Aki     As you all know, Gasou Kanetsugu     still hasn't been found. [01:26] (Flashback) Queen     What's going to happen? [01:27] (Flashback) Soldier     Are we canceling? [01:28] (Flashback) Aki     But we all rehearsed more than anyone else. [01:32] (Flashback) Classmate     But... [01:34] (Flashback) Aki     The Woodcutter, [01:35] (Flashback) Aki     the Castle Soldier, [01:37] (Flashback) Aki     the Queen... everyone. [01:40] (Flashback) Aki     Wouldn't it frustrate you if     we canceled because of this? [01:43] (Flashback) Aki     Everyone who isn't busy right     now is looking for the prince. [01:48] (Flashback) Aki     We just need to keep our hopes up and     continue putting on the best show we can. [01:53] (Flashback) Aki     That's what we're going     to have everyone watch. [01:58] MC     We will now begin Class 2-A's     presentation of "Snow White." [02:07] Mari     She said that she didn't want to     retreat in the face of the enemy. [02:10] Masamune     Adagaki-san said that? [02:11] Mari     Good for you. [02:13] Mari     If we can't find Gasou Kanetsugu     by the end, the play will fail. [02:16] Mari     Everything will go according to your plan! [02:19] Masamune     Wait— [02:21] Neko     Masamune-sama! [02:23] Aki     That's right. I'm not going to cry. [02:26] Aki     I won't lose. I'll be fine. [02:29] Aki     I'll live on with my head held high. [02:31] Masamune     We have to let him out. [02:33] Neko     Huh? [02:34] Masamune     I have to get Master to let Kanetsugu out. [02:39] Masamune     Where are you, Master? [02:48] Masamune     You're up there?! [02:50] Masamune     If that's where you are, how am     I supposed to get a hold of you?! [02:54] Neko     Are you all right, Masamune-sama? [02:56] Neko     Did your fever come back? [02:58] Masamune     No, I'm fine. [02:59] ---     What's bad right now isn't my     health. It's this situation. [03:03] Masamune     Think... There must be a way. [03:06] Masamune     Some way to remedy this... [03:09] ---     A way to let this play stick its landing. [03:15] Masamune     Fujinomiya-san. [03:16] Neko     Yes? [03:17] Masamune     I have a favor to ask you. [03:22] Neko     Masamune-sama, that's... [03:24] Masamune     Please! [03:27] Masamune     Please... [03:32] Neko     I shall go. [03:42] Student A     Huh? Makabe Masamune? [03:43] Student B     From Class B? Why? [03:49] Mari     May I help you, Makabe Masamune-san? [03:53] Mari     If you've come here just to     laugh at us, please leave— [03:56] Masamune     That's not it! [03:58] Masamune     I know this is crazy. [04:00] ---     My head is throbbing, and I feel like I'm     going to pass out from the fever, but... [04:06] Masamune     Hey, if you don't want     to end this unfinished, [04:10] Masamune     please hear me out. [04:15] Dwarf A     The Princess has died! [04:17] Dwarf B     Snow White-sama! [04:20] Mc     And so, Snow White was put     into a coffin by the dwarfs. [04:25] Aki     I guess they never found Kanetsugu. [04:28] Aki     Even after we tried so hard... [04:31] Aki     That's enough. We'll just have     to end the show like this. [04:35] Aki     Snow White died after eating the apple.     She won't come back to life. [04:40] Aki     Actually, this is more realistic. [05:07] Aki     You can't rely on the prince. [05:09] ---     That's what it comes down to. [05:13] Masamune     Is this a dream or an illusion? [05:21] Masamune     To think I'd find a coffin     in a place like this... [05:25] Crowd A     Hey, wait... [05:26] Crowd B     That's the prince, right? [05:27] Crowd C     But the actor's... [05:30] Tae     Fujinomiya-san! [05:32] Tae     Where's Masamune-kun? [05:40] Tae     Wh-Why is Masamune-kun in     Class A's "Snow White"?! [05:47] Masamune     Everyone's watching. [05:48] ---     Everyone's staring hard. [05:50] Masamune     I'm sweating... Did my fever go up again? [05:53] ---     Or is it because of the lights? [05:55] Masamune     But I can't turn back now! [05:59] (Flashback) Masamune     I'll take the stage in Gasou's place. [06:02] (Flashback) Masamune     And I'll take this play to the end. [06:05] (Flashback) Mari     Wha— [06:07] (Flashback) Mari     Do you understand what you're saying? [06:10] (Flashback) Masamune     I'm pretty sure I do. [06:13] (Flashback) Mari     Listen. We are enemies. [06:16] (Flashback) Mari     You, from Class B, intended to win     this competition as well, didn't you? [06:20] (Flashback) Mari     So why would you... [06:21] (Flashback) Masamune     I do intend to win. I did intend to win... [06:25] (Flashback) Masamune     But I didn't think the production being put     on right now deserved to be destroyed. [06:30] (Flashback) Mari     So you're implying that this is     genuinely for the sake of art? [06:36] (Flashback) Masamune     As much as I hate to admit it... [06:38] Masamune     Please don't be alarmed, [06:40] Masamune     good people of the forest. [06:42] Masamune     I understand exactly how you feel. [06:44] Masamune     Just go along with it! [06:45] Masamune     I'm sorry for causing such a stir. [06:47] Masamune     Just shut up and go along with it! [06:49] Masamune     I have one question. What happened here? [06:53] Masamune     Come on, connect! Just keep going! [06:55] Masamune     Keep it going! Connect! Keep     going! Keep going! Connect! [07:03] Dwarf A     Well, my Prince... [07:05] Dwarf B     Our Snow White... [07:07] Dwarf C     ...has sadly taken her final breath. [07:09] Masamune     Bravo! They caught on! [07:13] Masamune     Snow White— [07:21] Mari     What the hell is that man doing?! [07:26] Dwarf B     A-Are you all right, Prince? [07:28] Dwarf A     Get a hold of yourself, Prince! [07:30] Dwarf C     Please stand up. [07:33] Masamune     I'm just tired from my long journey. [07:37] Masamune     My chronic illness... [07:39] Dwarf B     P-Please don't push yourself     too hard, Prince. [07:42] Mari     Just how weak is this prince?! [07:44] Kikune     Well, it's no surprise. [07:46] Mari     Huh? [07:46] Kikune     He's got a cold. His fever's     probably pretty high. [07:51] Mari     Fever? [07:53] Mari     I thought he might actually be     trying to ruin the performance. [07:58] Kikune     I don't think he really has     that in him right now. [08:10] Mari     Please... [08:11] Mari     Just hold out until the end. [08:16] Masamune     Just a little more.... [08:18] Masamune     I can't pass out here. [08:25] Yoshino     You must have had a hard journey, my Prince. [08:28] Masamune     Th-Thank you... [08:33] Yoshino     Don't forget this later. [08:37] Yoshino     Now go and gaze upon the princess's face. [08:40] Masamune     Anyway, I just have the kiss left. [08:42] Masamune     After that, I can crawl into a bed. [08:45] Masamune     I can pass out then. [08:47] ---     But for now, kiss! The end! [08:53] Masamune     I just need to say my final line,     kiss her, and it'll be over. [08:57] Aki     What are you waiting for? [09:01] Aki     We just have to pretend     to kiss, and it'll be over. [09:04] Aki     Hurry up and get to it! [09:05] Masamune     What a beautiful princess! [09:07] ---     It's as though she's only sleeping. [09:12] Masamune     Kiss her, and it'll be done.     Kiss her, and it'll be done. [09:14] ---     Kiss her, and it'll be done... [09:41] Aki     What are you doing?! [09:50] Yoshino     Yay. Snow White-sama     came back from the dead. [09:58] Dwarves B & C     Yay! [10:00] Dwarves     Yay! Yay! Yay! [10:01] Mc     A-And so Snow White lived happily ever after [10:05] ---     with the prince and the dwarfs of the forest. [10:08] Mc     A happy end for one and all. SIGN    Karaoke [10:29] Sonoka     And so, the Yasaka Festival ended     yesterday without a hitch. [10:34] Sonoka     The winner of the popularity poll was     Class 2-A's production of "Snow White." [10:39] Sonoka     Class B had to cancel their     performance, so they came in last. [10:42] Sonoka     Therefore, the winner of     this match was Class A. [10:46] Sonoka     And the Best Hero and Best Heroine awards [10:48] ---     went to Makabe Masamune-kun     and Adagaki Aki-sama. [10:52] Tae     This isn't fair! [10:53] Sonoka     You say that, but... [10:56] Tae     Well, Class A was only able to finish     their play because Masamune-kun [11:01] ---     appeared in it without telling us, right? [11:03] Tae     Masamune-kun went straight to     the nurse's office after that... [11:08] Tae     And my whole script was completely ruined! [11:12] Masamune     I'm sorry. [11:12] Gasou     Well, when I offered to be     Class B's prince in your place... [11:17] (Flashback) ---     Tsk, tsk, tsk. [11:18] (Flashback) Tae     Don't underestimate the     importance of pairings. [11:21] Tae     It's not like just anyone is good     enough for Kojuurou-kyun! [11:24] Gasou     Wha— [11:25] Aki     Whatever. It's all in the past. [11:28] Aki     More importantly, why are so many     people crammed in such a small space? [11:33] Tae     We were thinking of having     an after-party here. [11:36] Aki     Oh, so were we. [11:37] Gasou     Now, now. All the other rooms were full,     so this party room was all they had. [11:45] Masamune     Why is the atmosphere so tense? [11:47] Sonoka     Oh, I know. Why don't you settle things     from the cultural festival here? [11:51] Tae & gasou     Huh? [11:52] Sonoka     Well, we have both classes here. [11:54] Sonoka     We'll just settle things with a song battle. [12:00] Aki     There's no point in competing. [12:02] Aki     I know exactly how it'll     end before we even start. [12:05] Tae     And exactly why do you     think we're going to lose? [12:08] Tae     Right, Kojuurou-kyun? [12:10] Kojuurou     R-Right... [12:11] Tae     Fine. We'll accept this challenge. [12:13] Tae     How about whoever loses has     to pay the entire tab here? [12:17] Aki     All right. Very well. [12:20] Neko     We're having a song battle, Masamune-sama. [12:22] Masamune     R-Right... [12:25] Sonoka     All right, then... [12:26] Sonoka     Who will be the true victor? [12:28] Sonoka     The karaoke song battle! [12:31] Sonoka     The first one up is... [12:33] Tae     I, Futaba Tae, will go! [12:35] Tae     Masamune-kun, could you put     in "Selfish MIRROR HEART"? [12:38] Neko     Masamune-sama, will you put in the request? [12:41] Masamune     Uh, sure. [12:42] Masamune     One sec... [12:43] Masamune     Uh... Huh? Hm... [12:47] Kojuurou     Do you want me to do it for you? [12:49] Masamune     Thanks, Kojuurou. [12:50] ---     I haven't used this type of device before. [12:54] Kojuurou     It's in, Class Rep. [12:56] Tae     Okay! Let's do this! [12:58] Sonoka     The first one up from     Class B is Futaba Tae-san! SIGN    Selfish [13:00] [SONG] Sign     Lyrics: Masaki Erika     Composition: Katou Yuusuke [13:01] Sonoka     The song she chose is "Selfish MIRROR HEART!" [13:04] Tae     Selfish MIRROR HEART!     Look at my upside-down eyes! SIGN    Points SIGN    Volume SIGN    Control SIGN    Technique SIGN    Emotion SIGN    Rhythm SIGN    Comments: You were mostly keeping with the rhythm. Let's keep trying harder. SIGN    Calories Burned: [13:18] Tae     How's that? [13:19] Tae     That was my true power! [13:22] Neko     You're very good, Futaba-san. [13:23] Tae     Nah, it was nothing. [13:26] Aki     I'll go next. [13:28] Mari     Aki-sama, we're counting on you. SIGN    Snow Flower [13:30] Aki     This isn't weakness or me being needy [13:35] Aki     I just love you [13:39] Aki     That's what I thought from my heart SIGN    Points SIGN    Volume SIGN    Control SIGN    Technique SIGN    Emotion SIGN    Rhythm SIGN    Comments: You're able to sing for a long time on the correct pitch. Hearing your singing is very soothing. SIGN    Calories Burned: [13:46] Gasou     You're amazing, Aki-chan. [13:48] Aki     It wasn't my best, but     I guess it is what it is. [13:52] Masamune     Not your best, my ass... SIGN    Fast SIGN    Interrupt Reservation [14:02] [SONG] Sign     Original Song     Key Reservation SIGN    Reserve [14:03] Neko     Now, then... I guess I'm up next. [14:06] Kojuurou     Do your best, Fujinomiya-san. [14:08] Neko     I shall. SIGN    Goodbye, The One I Love Most [14:08] [SONG] Sign     Lyrics: Kojima Izumi     Composition: Kojima Izumi [14:09] Tae     Oh, I love this song. It's     so sad, but such a good song. [14:13] Neko     Yes. It's a breakup song that     perfectly fits how I feel right now. [14:19] Yoshino     You brute. [14:20] Neko     Goodbye, the one I love most [14:23] Masamune     Wha— [14:24] Masamune     What the hell is this situation?! [14:27] Neko     Goodbye, the one I love most [14:32] Neko     I still love you [14:35] Kikune     Are you plotting something again? [14:38] Sonoka     If I'm inferring correctly, [14:39] Neko     I'm so disappointed, I'm so sad [14:39] ---     Makabe Masamune is not     accustomed to karaoke. [14:43] Kikune     Now that you mention it,     he does seem a bit tense. [14:47] Sonoka     This is our chance, Kikune-chan. [14:50] Sonoka     If Aki-sama sees just how     pathetic and pitiful he is, [14:51] Neko     Please just come back [14:53] ---     she'll become disillusioned. [14:55] Sonoka     She'll completely despise Makabe. [14:57] Kikune     You're so smart, Sonoka! [15:01] Aki     Yoshino, aren't you next? SIGN    Walk Over Amagi Pass [15:06] [SONG] Sign     Lyrics: Yoshioka Osamu     Composition: Gen Tetsuya [15:08] Masamune     So stoic! [15:09] Yoshino     Her lingering scent that you couldn't hide [15:11] Tae     How about this? [15:14] Masamune     I-I wonder what it is... [15:15] Masamune     She's on pitch, [15:15] Yoshino     Had eventually stuck to you [15:17] ---     but I've never heard someone sing     "Walk Over Amagi Pass" this way. [15:21] Masamune     In a way, she's definitely the only one. [15:21] Yoshino     Rather than have someone take you from me [15:22] Kojuurou     Makabe-kun, did you decide on a song? [15:24] Masamune     No, not yet... [15:26] Masamune     One sec... [15:27] Yoshino     May I just kill you instead? [15:32] Masamune     Ugh, it's throbbing... [15:35] ---     Maybe I'll just go home. [15:37] Sonoka     You're not allowed to run away. [15:41] Kikune     If you're trying to keep Aki-sama     from seeing how pathetic you are, [15:44] ---     it's too late for that. [15:46] Masamune     Wh-What are you... [15:47] Sonoka     Well, you're the hot normie Makabe-kun. [15:50] Sonoka     I'm sure karaoke is easy-peasy for you. [15:53] Kikune     We want to hear you sing. [15:55] ---     I'm sure we'll be moved. [15:59] Masamune     Of course— [15:59] Aki     What are you doing? [16:01] Both     Aki-sama?! [16:02] Aki     It's not fair for the hosts to put further     pressure on one of the participants, is it? [16:08] Both     We're sorry. [16:09] Aki     Come on, hurry back to the     room. Everyone's waiting. [16:13] Both     Okay... [16:20] Masamune     Th-Thanks... [16:21] Masamune     Did she just back me up? [16:23] ---     She even came out of the room... [16:28] Aki     I don't need you to thank me. [16:32] Masamune     Or not! [16:34] Aki     Come on, let's go. It's almost your turn. [16:37] Masamune     R-Right... [16:46] Aki     Th-This is the opening song from Hadapure*! SIGN    Smile de Hadapure! [16:47] [SONG] Sign     Lyrics: yuiko     Composition: Ramseeni [16:49] Aki     Wh-Who put this in without saying anything? [16:52] Neko     I did. [16:54] Neko     I thought it wouldn't hurt to put it in while     Masamune-sama was away from his seat. [16:59] Aki     I-I see. [17:00] Aki     Damned Commando Catgirl! When did she... [17:03] Neko     Could you hand me that mic there? [17:06] Aki     I-I know that! [17:08] Masamune     She looks super pissed. [17:11] Neko     Would you like to sing along with me? [17:13] Neko     It is a duet, after all. [17:18] Aki     I guess I don't have a choice. [17:19] Aki     Smile, everyone! [17:21] Aki     I'm always Hadapure! [17:36] ---     Hey, look this way [17:39] Neko     Come on, don't be shy [17:41] Aki     It's no fun unless you keep your head up [17:47] Neko     We're definitely [17:49] Aki     Yeah! Positive! [17:52] Neko     Keep your dreams big and bold [17:56] Aki     I want to become [17:59] Neko     As sparkly as a jewel [18:03] Ai     Just kidding! [18:04] Neko     Pure heart [18:05] Aki     I'm so excited! [18:07] Neko     I can't be stopped yet [18:13] Both     We'll find it, no matter what! [18:15] Both     Go forth, Hadapure! Pure, so pure! [18:18] Both     We won't lose in cuteness [18:20] Both     Let the flower of courage bloom,     and let all the excitement out [18:25] Both     I'm Hadapure! [18:27] Both     We want to send kindness to your skin [18:31] Both     Let's get excited again [18:34] Aki     So tomorrow [18:36] Neko     Our smiles will be pure-pure, too [18:38] Both     So excited! Hadapure! [18:47] Mari     Aki-sama! [18:48] Tae     Wow, that was amazing! [18:49] Gasou     Hadapure sure brings back memories. I loved it. [18:52] Kojuurou     So cool! [18:57] Aki     The best Hadapure is, of course,     the original, Whitening-chan. [19:00] Neko     You must be joking. [19:02] ---     Surely you mean Sunscreen-sama. [19:07] Aki     I guess we'll never see eye to eye. [19:10] Masamune     They're hopeless. [19:12] Kojuurou     You're the final act, Masamune-kun. [19:15] Masamune     That's right! [19:16] Tae     What're you gonna sing? [19:20] Masamune     Then... [19:21] [SONG] Sign     Lyrics: ChouCho     Composition: AstroNoteS [19:30] Masamune     Listen to the cries of my soul! SIGN    Hello. Will you be placing an order? [19:41] ---     Huh? [19:42] Yoshino     Someone... [19:43] Yoshino     Please help... [19:48] Front desk     Hello? Hello? [19:50] Front desk     Hello?! [19:53] Masamune     Man, that was embarrassing.     What did you guys think? [19:57] Masamune     I burned fifteen calories. SIGN    Unable to Score SIGN    We were unable to score this. SIGN    Calories Burned: [19:59] Masamune     That's about the same as fifty sit-ups. [20:05] Masamune     Wow, I didn't know you could burn     so many calories by doing karaoke. [20:10] Masamune     Maybe I'll add it as a new     part of my workout regimen. [20:14] Masamune     I wonder why everyone went home, though. [20:17] Masamune     Right, Adagaki-san? [20:20] Masamune     By the way, where's Koiwai-san? [20:22] Aki     She's out shopping. [20:23] ---     I ended up using more energy     than necessary because of you. [20:27] Masamune     Because of me? [20:28] Aki     Anyway, why did you stay behind? [20:31] ---     You should have gone     home with everyone else. [20:33] Masamune     I'll go home after Koiwai-san comes back. [20:35] Aki     What? [20:36] Masamune     It's dangerous for a girl to be     out here by herself at this hour. [20:41] Masamune     Though I'm sure that even     if some guy came up to you, [20:44] ---     you'd chase him away. [20:46] Aki     If you know that... [20:47] Masamune     What happened last time     might happen again, too. [20:52] Aki     Do whatever you want. [20:53] Masamune     Yeah, yeah. [20:55] Masamune     Hey, you know, you never     did thank me for that. [20:58] Aki     Huh? You're bringing that up now? [21:00] Aki     I properly apologized for that,     and you did it all on your own, anyway. [21:04] Aki     That's right. You always     do whatever you want. [21:08] Aki     Like at the cultural festival... [21:17] Aki     What do you want me to do? [21:19] Masamune     Huh? [21:20] Aki     I'm asking you what you want me to do. [21:23] ---     You know, to thank you... [21:25] Masamune     Whoa, where's this coming*     from, Cruel Princess? [21:27] Masamune     Why are you being so sincere? [21:29] Masamune     No, this must be a trap. [21:31] ---     Any minute now, she'll bare her fangs. [21:33] Aki     H-Hurry up and tell me. [21:36] Masamune     Th-Then, um... How about a kiss? [21:42] Masamune     How about you kiss me this time? [21:47] Masamune     D-Did I go too far? [21:48] ---     Did I ask for too much? [21:56] Aki     All right. [21:57] Masamune     Huh? She said yes so easily?! [22:00] Aki     Th-Then will you close your eyes? [22:03] Masamune     Uh, um... [22:04] Aki     It's embarrassing, so     hurry up and close them. [22:07] Masamune     O-Okay! [22:08] Aki     Are you ready? [22:10] ---     Make sure you don't open your eyes. [22:12] Aki     If you open them, I'll be mad. [22:14] Masamune     Wh-What am I supposed to do next? [22:16] Masamune     Actually, how do I look right now? [22:17] Masamune     Maybe I look really stupid... [22:19] Masamune     No, damn it. Straighten up! [22:27] Masamune     Sweet... And hot... [22:30] Masamune     Wait, what?! [22:35] Aki     That's plenty for you. [22:38] Aki     And I gave you half of my precious     food, so you should be thankful. [22:46] Aki     So good. [22:48] ---     Go on, eat it before it gets cold. [22:52] Masamune     I-It is good. [22:56] Aki     Right? [22:58] ---     Let's go home, Yoshino. [23:03] Yoshino     You never follow through, Pig's Foot. [23:06] Masamune     M-Master? [23:07] Yoshino     A little bit more and you might     have gotten your revenge. [23:11] Masamune     Huh?! [23:12] Yoshino     Why didn't you go for it instead of waiting? [23:14] ---     Y-You mean... [23:17] Yoshino     You're so stupid, Pig's Foot. [23:20] Masamune     What are you doing, Makabe Masamune?! [23:25] Masamune     But I've only just begun. [23:27] Masamune     Adagaki Aki... [23:28] Masamune     Next time, I will make you     fall in love with me... SIGN    Notice of Class Trip SIGN    Destination: Paris, France [23:31] Masamune     And then dump you. E - OAD Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Girl     That boy is so hot! [00:13] Girl     Is he a model? [00:14] Girl     He's got really great skin, too. [00:16] Masa     My hotness is on point again today. [00:18] Masa     I'm hot, both smart and athletic,     and both beautiful and witty. [00:21] Masa     Is there a more perfect man than me? [00:26] Masa     Of course there's not! SIGN    "Of Course, My Mom..." [02:02] Masa     Today's workout regimen consists of front     planks, plank leg raises, and push-ups. [02:07] Haruka     Welcome home, Maa-kun! [02:11] Masa     Would you act your age for once, you old hag?! [02:14] Haruka     Owie... [02:17] Masa     How old are you?      Would you give that up already?! [02:22] Haruka     Maa-kun, you dummy! I'm in the fifth grade! [02:26] Masa     Huh? Are you still half-asleep? [02:30] Mom     Oh, dear. Maa-kun, you know better     than to be mean to little girls. [02:35] Masa     Huh?! [02:37] Mom     You don't remember her?      She's Asae-neesan's little Haruka-chan. [02:42] Masa     Aunt... Asae? [02:45] Mom     Yes. Haruka-chan is your cousin, Maa-kun. [02:48] Mom     Has it been about a year      since you last saw each other? [02:50] Haruka     Uh-huh... [02:51] Masa     Haruka? [02:53] Masa     Haruka? I've heard that name before. [02:56] Masa     Oh, yeah. That was right around     the time I finally got skinny. [02:57] (Flashback) Guy     Thank you all for gathering here today. [03:00] (Flashback) Guy     Eat plenty, drink plenty,     and enjoy yourselves. [03:08] (Flashback) Masa     What? [03:09] (Flashback) Haruka     Masamune-oniichan! [03:13] Masa     Oh, she's that pudgy little pudding! [03:17] Masa     Man, you sure do look a lot like the loli hag. [03:20] Masa     I mean... You sure have grown in a year! Yeah! [03:23] Chinatsu     Onii-chan! [03:24] Chinatsu     Why did you make Mom cry again? [03:28] Masa     Wait, no! She's not— [03:29] Chinatsu     She's not what? You horrible son! [03:33] Asae     Oh, Masamune-kun and Chinatsu-chan.     I see you're as close as ever. [03:44] Chinatsu     Auntie? [03:45] Asae     I wish I could've had an older     brother for Haruka, too. [03:49] Mom     You've still got time, Nee-san. [03:52] Asae     You think so?      Maybe I'll give it another try. [03:55] Mom     I'll be cheering you on.      Right, Haruka-chan? [03:57] Haruka     You can do it, Mommy! [04:00] Masa     Just how are you going to do that? [04:04] Masa     Guess they really are sisters. [04:06] Masa     Seriously, though, they all     look way too much alike. [04:09] Masa     Is our hag some kind of monster? [04:13] Chinatsu     Come over here for a sec! [04:15] Mom     What is it, Chinatsu-chan? [04:28] Chinatsu     Here, change into these. [04:33] Chinatsu     Nice. [04:37] Chinatsu     Very nice. [04:42] Chinatsu     So cute! [04:45] Chinatsu     This is the best! [04:53] Masa     Come on, now. [04:56] Asae     I can't let this continue. [04:58] Chinatsu     So cute! [05:01] Chinatsu     Very nice! Why don't you     two get a little closer? [05:04] Chinatsu     Very nice! [05:08] Masa     Wait, is she calling the cops?! [05:11] Asae     Sorry for the wait! [05:12] Masa     Auntie, wait! [05:21] Masa     Wh-Who are you?! [05:22] Asae     Oh, come on, now! It's your Auntie Asae! [05:25] Masa     You lie! [05:25] Asae     Please. I just got a little serious. [05:28] Masa     Serious? What does "serious" even mean?! [05:30] Masa     Serious about what?! [05:32] Mom     Asae-neesan, you should have     Chinatsu-chan take your picture, too. [05:35] Asae     That was exactly my intention! [05:37] Haruka     Yay! We all match! [05:39] Chinatsu     It's amazing what you can do with makeup. [05:42] Masa     Makeup? This is makeup?! [05:45] Masa     Does that mean our loli hag also     looks like that because of makeup, [05:48] ---     and she's actually... [05:51] Masa     Women are terrifying!      I don't even want to think about that! [05:53] Chinatsu     Onii-chan, you dummy. Mom is all natural. [05:57] Both     Right? [05:58] Masa     Wh-What?! [06:00] Masa     That's terrifying in its own right! [06:09] All     So, which one is your real mom? [06:14] Mom     Is it me? [06:16] Asae     It's me, of course! [06:17] Haruka     It's me, duh! [06:18] One     It's me! [06:20] Two     Come on, Maa-kun! [06:21] Three     I'm telling you, it's me! [06:21] Some     Look at me! [06:25] Masa     Please, no! [06:30] Masa     I'm so tired. [06:35] Haru     Um... You see, Maa-kun,     I wanted to be your girlfriend, [06:39] Haru     so I tried really hard to grow bigger. [06:41] Masa     Huh? [06:42] Asae     Cousins can get married. [06:45] Masa     You've got good taste. I'll give you that. [06:49] Masa     But someone else already has my heart. [06:51] Haru     Oh... [06:53] Masa     Whoops... I was a bit too straightforward. [06:57] Haru     Well, if things don't work out,      I get to be next, okay? [07:01] Masa     Huh? [07:03] Chinatsu     The women of the Makabe     family sure are tough. [07:09] Masa     You're the last person who should say that! SIGN    "Tsunade Island, Once More." [07:19] Tae     This feels great, doesn't it? [07:21] Neko     The scent of the salt air is so rich      that it's almost suffocating. [07:25] Tae     I didn't think I'd be able     to come back this year. [07:28] Neko     We must thank Aki-sama      for inviting us over again. [07:32] Tae     Yeah! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun again! [07:35] Yoshi     We'll be there soon, so get ready. [07:38] Both     Okay. [07:40] Midori     Welcome to Tsunade Island! SIGN    Tsunade Island [07:43] Midori     We're happy to have you again this year! [07:47] Kojuurou     Hello, Yuisaki-san. [07:48] Midori     Oh, I see you're as cute as ever, cutie boy! [07:52] Koju     "Cutie boy"... [07:54] Midori     Welcome to Aki-sama and the rest, as well. [07:57] Tae     Hello! [07:58] Neko     I may be "the rest,"      but thank you for having us. [08:02] Midori     Oh? Where's the fucking     refreshing boy from last year? [08:06] Aki     Ah... [08:07] Midori     Oh? [08:09] Midori     Did they break up? Separate? [08:11] Midori     Bye-bye my love?     Something definitely happened! [08:13] Midori     Ahem. [08:15] Midori     Get a hold of yourself, Aki-sama. [08:17] Midori     There are plenty of good men     other than that fucking boy. [08:21] Midori     Now, hit me with any venting or anything     awful you want to say about him! [08:24] Aki     Indeed... [08:26] Tae     It really is too bad about Masamune-kun. [08:28] Neko     If only that hadn't happened... [08:30] Midori     "That"? [08:31] Midori     Was the reason infidelity? DV? [08:33] Aki     Both. [08:34] Midori     Oh, my stars! My, oh, my, oh, my! [08:36] Midori     Who did he cheat with? Who did he hit? [08:39] Yoshi     Himself... and himself. [08:41] Midori     Huh? [08:42] Aki     He's such an idiot.      He's the worst idiot who ever lived. [08:48] Masa     I'm on top of my game again today! [08:50] Masa     Everything about me is in perfect symmetry. [08:52] Masa     I look beautiful walking or sitting. [08:55] Masa     Not to mention my hotness     is blinding as the sun. [08:59] Masa     I am truly perfec— [09:03] (Flashback) Girls     What... [09:07] aki     He was so enamored by his reflection     that he crashed into a street lamp? [09:10] Aki     He actually bled? And got a concussion? [09:12] Aki     How self-loving and narcissistic can he be?! [09:14] ---     He is the biggest fool who's ever lived! [09:17] Midori     Ah, so that's why he     couldn't come on this trip. [09:20] Midori     Oh... [09:23] Midori     I mean... Oh, I hope he     gets back on his feet soon. [09:29] Aki     What? As if I want anything to do with him. [09:32] Neko     In that case, I'll gladly     take him off your hands. [09:35] Yoshi     Me, too. [09:37] Aki     Y-You two can't even tell when I'm joking?! [09:40] Neko     Oh, I thought you were quite serious. [09:43] Tae     Come on! Just try on this     bikini for a second! [09:47] Koju     No! [09:51] Koju     Makabe-kun, how could you     leave me alone like this?! [10:00] Tae     I'm so sure he'd look cute in it. [10:03] Tae     Too bad. [10:04] Neko     It's not as if I don't understand how you feel... [10:09] Neko     Yes? [10:10] Aki     Are you two ready? [10:12] Neko     Yes, anytime. [10:18] Aki     What? [10:20] Tae     Whoa, what happened?      Did you finally hit puberty? [10:23] Aki     That's right. I'm not my old self anymore. [10:32] Tae     Wow, it's such a nice day today. [10:36] Neko     T-Today is quite amusing. [10:40] Yoshi     Something came rolling toward me. [10:50] Aki     Y-Yoshino? [10:52] Yoshi     Yes, Aki-sama? [10:54] Aki     I'm hungry. Could you bring     me something to eat? [10:57] Yoshi     Please prepare your own meal. [11:03] Aki     Yoshino's gotten quite a bit bolder. [11:43] Aki     Yoshi— [11:45] Yoshi     What is it? [11:47] Aki     Never mind. [11:49] Aki     Yes? [11:57] Yoshi     You should start brushing from the ends. [12:03] Tae     Hi, hi! [12:05] Neko     Thank you for having us over. [12:06] Yoshi     What? [12:08] Tae     What do you mean, "what?"     We're having a girls' night! [12:11] Tae     Talking into the wee hours     of the morning is a must! [12:13] Tae     We came all the way to the ocean!      And it's nighttime! [12:16] Yoshi     That makes no sense. [12:17] Neko     This calls for sweets      and relationship stories. [12:20] Tae     Yeah! Relationship stories!     And things like what our types are... [12:26] Neko     Setting that aside...      Maybe we should talk about some troubles [12:29] ---     we can finally bring up now. [12:31] Aki     Wh-What? I'm fine with talking about     relationship things or any advice you'd need! [12:38] Yoshi     Since we're all here, we should... [12:40] All     We should...? [12:41] Yoshi     Study. [12:45] Tae     Yeah... [12:46] Neko     That'd be best. [12:48] Aki     Wha— [12:52] Aki     You were actually serious? [12:54] Tae     I mean, we're third-years now. [12:58] Tae     We have to prepare for entrance exams. [13:00] Yoshi     Let's start with kanji drills. [13:02] Aki     Hey! [13:03] Midori     There isn't enough alcohol, damn it! [13:06] Midori     What are y'all being so buddy-buddy for? [13:09] Midori     Oh, I see. [13:11] ---     I can't be considered a girl anymore     because I've bazongaed into my thirties? [13:14] Midori     This old hag is trying way too hard? [13:16] Midori     Asking for a ring for my birthday     present was too overbearing? [13:20] Midori     A beef bowl is more than enough?! [13:21] ---     Help... [13:22] Midori     Shut your dumbass mouth! [13:26] Midori     Oh, I'm aware. [13:28] ---     Love is just an illusion.     It's all a misunderstanding. [13:31] Midori     Some people just wake up from     the dream faster than others! [13:35] Midori     Hey! Aki! Sama! [13:38] Midori     You understand, don't you? [13:40] ---     You only went out with that     hot boy because he's cute. [13:43] Midori     You wouldn't have done it if he were a fatty! [13:47] Midori     How about you? Would you date a fatty? [13:48] Tae     Er, um... [13:51] Neko     I'd have no issue as long as they were healthy. [13:53] Aki     I'd still go out with them. [13:56] both     You there! [13:57] Aki     You averted your eyes just now, didn't you? [14:00] Midori     You only like attractive people,     don't you?! You terrifying child! [14:07] Neko     I'd love to hear what you'd have to say. [14:09] Tae     Agreed! [14:13] Midori     You terrifying child! [14:20] Koju     Makabe-kun, save me... [14:54] Masa     Hello? [14:55] Aki     So, how are you doing? [14:57] Masa     Okay, I guess. [14:58] Masa     How are things over there? [15:00] Aki     Fine. We're having fun. [15:03] Aki     It's not as though I have to worry about [15:06] ---     how you're holding up,      or if you'll run into another pole. [15:09] Aki     It's a very nice feeling. [15:14] Masa     So you're lonely? [15:20] Aki     Of course I'm lonely, you dummy. SIGN    "Cinderella After Twelve" [15:36] Yoshi     Onee-chan. [15:38] Yoshi     Here. Gifts from Tsunade Island. [15:42] Nari     Oh, right. Thanks. Did you have fun? [15:45] Yoshi     Somewhat. [15:47] Nari     I see. Don't you have the day off today? [15:50] Nari     Your trip to Tsunade Island      counted as work, didn't it? [15:54] Nari     I mean, I can understand that you feel     more comfortable wearing that outfit. [16:08] Nari     Pick whatever you like and try it on. [16:10] Yoshi     Huh? [16:18] Yoshi     This is way too mature for me.      It won't look good. [16:21] Nari     What are you talking about? [16:22] ---     We're sisters. Of course it'll look good on you. [16:35] Yoshi     I don't think... [16:36] Nari     Not quite right, huh? [16:41] Nari     Hold on. [16:45] Yoshi     Onee-chan... [16:46] Nari     I know. [16:49] Nari     Stay perfectly still.     Otherwise, you'll see blood. [17:19] Nari     We should probably trim your bangs a bit. [17:31] Nari     Here. [17:38] Nari     There. [17:43] Nari     There we go. [17:48] Yoshi     Th-This is torture. [17:50] Nari     And you're all done.      You can open your eyes now. [18:02] Nari     I guess we can't do much about you     looking like an errand girl, [18:05] Nari     but today's your day off,      so go do something for yourself. [18:09] Yoshi     Huh? [18:11] Nari     Off you go. [18:24] Yoshi     Since I was always doing whatever     Aki-sama needed me to do, [18:27] ---     I never got to carry a tiny purse like this. [18:32] Yoshi     I always wore flat shoes so that     I could rush to her side at any time. [18:39] Yoshi     I never did my nails, either. [18:49] Guy     Welcome. [19:08] Yoshi     It's sweet. [19:09] Guy     Is it to your liking? [19:19] Yoshi     I wonder why I can't find this fun. [19:25] Girl     Thank you! [19:28] ---     That was nice. [19:28] ---     Yeah, how fun! [19:31] ---     Let's go over there. [19:32] ---     Sure. [19:33] Yoshi     Oh, right. [19:35] Yoshi     Because when I finally let myself be selfish, [19:37] ---     I still wasn't able to get     the one thing that I wanted. [19:56] Girl     Balloons! [19:57] Boy     I'll go get you one! [20:02] Boy     I-I'm sorry! [20:15] Yoshi     You can have it. [20:19] Girl     Thank you! [20:36] Guy     Oh, sorry. [21:00] Girl     Did you see her? She was super cute! [21:04] Guy     Huh? Where? [21:05] Guy     I don't think I saw her. [21:11] Yoshi     Sorry, Onee-chan. [21:13] Nari     It's fine, but are you sure you     want to come back already? [21:17] Yoshi     Yeah. [21:19] Nari     Honestly, what am I going to do with you? [21:21] Yoshi     But it was a little bit fun. [21:24] Yoshi     I had been wanting to be     prettier... on my own. [21:29] Nari     Really? [21:30] Yoshi     Yeah. [21:31] Nari     So you're finally getting serious? [21:33] Yoshi     I'll become prettier, be a better woman... [21:36] Nari     Yup, yup... [21:38] Yoshi     ...make them fall for me, and then dump them. [21:40] Nari     What? [21:43] Yoshi     Just kidding. [21:48] Yoshi     It's Aki-sama. [21:54] Nari     Who knew she had that side to her?