Season 1

E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot

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[00:26] Masamune
    All right!
[00:27] Chinatsu
    Ew.
[00:28] Chinatsu
    The picture of vanity.
    We have a narcissist here.
[00:31] Masamune
    Chinatsu.
[00:32] Chinatsu
    A morning shampoo and shower,
[00:34] Chinatsu
    and to top it off, posing
    in front of the mirror.
[00:37] Chinatsu
    How vain could you be?
[00:40] Masamune
    I'm not vain! I'm just setting
    an example for myself!
[00:42] Masamune
    How can you eat junk food
    so early in the morning?
[00:45] Chinatsu
    Want some?
[00:45] Masamune
    Never!
[00:46] Chinatsu
    Okay.
[00:49] Masamune
    Jeez... I told you not to come
    into my room without permission.
[00:52] Chinatsu
    So cold! How could you forget our sibling bond
[00:55] Chinatsu
    just because we were living apart?
[01:00] Masamune
    I made a decision
[01:01] Masamune
    that I would never return to the days
    when I was so naïve and powerless.
[01:08] Kinue
    Good morning, Maa-kun, Chinatsu-chan.
[01:11] Kinue
    Breakfast is ready.
SIGN    Milk
[01:15] Kinue
    You loved donuts when you were
    little, didn't you, Maa-kun?
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[01:19] Kinue
    They're loaded with sugar!
[01:20] Kinue
    The fried chicken's fresh out of the fryer, too.
[01:23] Kinue
    Can't you hear them sizzling?
[01:25] Masamune
    Er, no thanks...
[01:28] Kinue
    Chinatsu!
[01:29] Kinue
    Maa-kun just said he hates his mommy!
[01:32] Kinue
    And when we're finally able
    to live together again!
[01:35] Chinatsu
    Yeah, yeah. Seems like Onii-chan
    got rid of a lot of baggage.
[01:39] Masamune
    I'm heading out.
[01:41] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[01:46] Masamune
    Like I could eat something that high
    in calories so early in the morning.
[01:57] Masamune
    "Everything depends on
    whether you're hot or not."
[02:00] Masamune
    This is my motto.
[02:02] Masamune
    If you're not a hot guy, you're not human.
[02:05] Masamune
    Even a normal guy attains
    birth in the Pure Land,
[02:07] Masamune
    so it goes without saying that a hot guy will.
[02:18] Girl
    Hey, what are you gawking at?
[02:26] Girl
    Let me see your cell phone!
[02:28] Guy
    You've got the wrong idea!
    I was just sending a text!
[02:31] Girl
    You're lying. No one holds a
    phone that way to type a text!
[02:34] Guy
    Seriously, it's not what you think!
[02:36] Girl
    Then hurry up and let me see your phone!
[02:36] Masamune
    My sin should be much
    worse than that poor fool
[02:38] Girl
    Yeah!
[02:39] Masamune
    who took out his cell phone
    without thinking.
[02:42] Girl
    Wait, are you Makabe Masamune-kun?
[02:45] Masamune
    Y-Yes...
[02:47] Girl
    I knew it!
[02:48] Girl
    Who's that?
[02:48] Girl
    Makabe-kun. He transferred here last week.
[02:50] Girl
    Oh, are you interested in tennis?
[02:53] Girl
    Would you like to practice with us?
[02:55] Masamune
    Er, no...
[02:57] Girl
    Did you really get a perfect
    score on the transfer exam?
[02:59] Girl
    Wow!
[03:00] Girl
    I saw you playing soccer! You looked so cool!
[03:03] Masamune
    Oh, man... Could this be...
[03:09] Masamune
    You're too kind. I was
    actually admiring how hard
[03:12] Masamune
    all of you were practicing.
[03:15] Masamune
    Well, keep up the good work.
[03:21] Girl
    So cool!
[03:22] Girl
    I'm in love!
[03:22] Masamune
    "Everything depends on whether
    you're hot or not"... I guess it's true.
[03:26] Masamune
    My plan may work after all!
[03:35] Girl
    Shigeo-senpai is going to confess his love?
[03:37] Girl
    To the Cruel Princess?
[03:39] Guy
    I bet she'll finally break this time.
[03:40] Guy
    I know she's the Cruel Princess and all,
    but Shigeo-senpai is a super hot guy.
[03:46] Guys
    She's here!
[03:49] Shigeo
    You came, my bashful little Rapunzel!
[03:53] Shigeo
    There's no need to be shy.
    I'm used to people staring at me.
[03:56] Shigeo
    That's why I want your answer,
    right here, right now.
[04:00] Aki
    Well, that's good, then.
[04:03] Aki
    Yamada Shigeo-senpai from class 3-C,
[04:05] Masamune
    What's going on?
[04:07] Aki
    thank you very much for asking me out.
[04:11] Masamune
    A public confession of love?
[04:12] Aki
    Because of this, I had one of my servants
[04:15] Aki
    run a background check on you.
[04:18] Shigeo
    Huh?
[04:19] Aki
    As a result, I see that...
[04:22] Aki
    you recently went to the bookstore by
    the station to buy the new volume of
[04:25] Aki
    "Oh, Jeez! I'm Ryuubi Gentoku in a
    Genderswapped 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'"
[04:29] Aki
    and then hid it in a college workbook.
[04:31] Guys
    "Genderswapped"?
[04:34] Aki
    Also, I don't think unnaturally staring at
[04:36] Aki
    an underclassman's upper arm flab
    is a very favorable hobby.
[04:40] Aki
    I also wonder about your internet-serialized
    empowerment-fantasy novel
[04:43] Aki
    whose protagonist shares your name, "Shigeo."
[04:47] Shigeo
    W-Wait...
[04:48] Shigeo
    I can explain...
[04:51] Shigeo
    You've got it all wrong!
[04:53] Aki
    And you always have
[04:55] Aki
    a single hair growing from
    the mole on your chest.
[04:59] Aki
    From the bottom of my heart,
    I grant you this name.
SIGN    Moleo
[05:10] ---
    Moleo...
[05:15] Girl
    And I really liked Yamada-kun, too.
[05:18] Girl
    But if he's "Moleo"...
[05:19] Guy
    That's the Cruel Princess for you.
[05:21] Guy
    She's merciless.
[05:27] Masamune
    The city is scary... The city is scary...
[05:34] Masamune
    No... I can't lose my nerve
    over something like this.
[05:37] Masamune
    My battle's just begu—
SIGN    #1 "The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot"
[07:22] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'll never fall in love with you.
[07:25] Masamune
    No...
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You're just...
[07:27] Masamune
    No!
[07:32] Masamune
    C-Crap! I totally let my guard down!
[07:35] Tae
    Hey, Makabe! You're slacking off!
[07:38] Masamune
    Right! I'm sorry!
[07:40] Masamune
    Er, huh?
[07:42] Tae
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
    You were sound asleep.
[07:45] Masamune
    Oh, it's you, Class Rep Futaba.
[07:48] Tae
    But that just means you're
    finally adjusting to this school.
[07:51] Tae
    As the class rep, I feel relieved.
[07:55] Masamune
    Hot guys can get away with sleeping
    in class, and even drooling?
[07:58] Kojuurou
    Oh, Makabe-kun's awake.
[08:01] Masamune
    Sh-Shuri-kun.
[08:03] Kojuurou
    You can just call me Kojuurou.
[08:05] Kojuurou
    You haven't had lunch yet, right?
[08:07] Kojuurou
    If you go now, the school store
    will just be sold out, so...
[08:10] Masamune
    O-Oh, thanks. You're a lifesaver.
[08:14] Masamune
    This bread has a full meal's
    worth of calories...
SIGN    A Man's Yakisoba Bread
SIGN    Spicy!!
[08:17] Masamune
    Not to mention it's mostly carbs!
[08:19] Masamune
    I'll have to do an extra hundred
    crunches when I get home.
[08:22] Kojuurou
    You're amazing, Makabe-kun. You get good
    grades, but don't act stuck up at all.
[08:26] Kojuurou
    You're good at sports, too.
[08:28] Kojuurou
    And you're good-looking!
[08:30] Masamune
    Oh, stop.
[08:32] Masamune
    And I hear you're quite popular
    with a certain crowd
[08:34] Masamune
    that calls you "Kojuurou-kyun,
    the designated bottom."
[08:37] Kojuurou
    There is one other person who's as
[08:40] Kojuurou
    highly accomplished as you, but...
[08:42] Tae
    Oh, you mean that one?
[08:43] Masamune
    "That one"?
[08:44] Kojuurou
    Yeah, the one who...
[08:48] Aki
    Is Tanabe Akio here?
[08:57] Masamune
    That's the girl from this morning...
[09:01] Aki
    You'll do just fine. Answer me.
[09:04] Aki
    Is Tanabe Akio here or not?
[09:08] Masamune
    Um, uh...
[09:12] Tanabe
    Th-That's me.
[09:20] Aki
    "I fell for how dignified you look in PE class."
[09:23] Aki
    Simply put, you like how
    my legs look in shorts.
[09:30] Aki
    From now on, I'll call you "Pudding Prince."
[09:42] Aki
    Let's go, Yoshino.
[09:46] Masamune
    Wh-What's with her?
[09:50] Kojuurou
    She has the best grades in our
    year and is really beautiful,
[09:53] Kojuurou
    but her personality is nothing
    like yours, Makabe-kun.
[09:55] Tae
    On top of that, she really hates guys
[09:58] Tae
    and gives anyone who asks her out
[09:59] Guy
    Yikes... You okay?
[10:00] Tae
    cruel nicknames and drives them off.
[10:01] Guy
    Hang in there.
[10:03] Kojuurou
    That's why they call her the "Cruel Princess."
[10:06] Kojuurou
    Her name is Adagaki Aki-san.
[10:08] Kojuurou
    She's the daughter of the
    head of the Adagaki Group.
[10:11] Masamune
    Adagaki...?
[10:15] Tae
    Makabe-kun?
[10:16] Kojuurou
    What's the matter?
[10:20] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[10:22] Masamune
    That's her?
[10:35] Masamune
    Who would've thought
[10:37] Masamune
    I'd run into her again so soon?
[10:41] Kaneko
    Aki-sama, would you like another cup of tea?
[10:44] Aki
    Thank you. I would.
[10:47] Mizuno
    These are chocolates I ordered
    from a chocolatier in Brussels.
[10:50] Mizuno
    Please, try one.
[10:52] Aki
    How lovely. But I'm going to pass for now.
[10:56] Masamune
    It looks like what Kojuurou
    told me was correct,
[10:59] Masamune
    but she seems to have a lot
    of girls as her lackeys.
[11:01] Aki
    Oh, Sonoka. Your ribbon's coming loose.
[11:06] Kaneko
    Aki-sama...
[11:09] Masamune
    I thought she'd be feared by girls, too,
[11:12] Masamune
    but I guess that's not the case.
[11:13] Kojuurou
    Apparently some girls think she's
    cool because she's so blunt.
[11:16] Masamune
    Is that how it works?
[11:18] Kojuurou
    But the one who's always with her is
[11:21] Kojuurou
    Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[11:24] Masamune
    Anything else?
[11:25] Kojuurou
    Anything else?
[11:26] Masamune
    Yeah, like her type, her likes
    and dislikes, or her tendencies.
[11:29] Kojuurou
    I'm not sure. I can't say
    I've heard much about that.
[11:32] Kojuurou
    I think the only thing I've heard is
    that she likes to eat lunch alone.
[11:36] Aki
    If you'll excuse me.
[11:39] Kaneko
    Farewell, Aki-sama.
[11:41] Mizuno
    Farewell.
[11:42] Kiba
    Bye-bye, Aki-sama.
[11:48] Masamune
    Huh...
[11:50] Masamune
    So she's usually in a harem situation
    with all these girls waiting on her,
[11:54] Masamune
    but that's not the case when she's eating.
[11:57] Masamune
    I'm going to have to look into this.
[11:59] Kojuurou
    I wouldn't do that, Makabe-kun.
[12:02] Kojuurou
    She'll probably do something awful to you.
[12:04] Masamune
    I won't have to worry about
    that! I don't think.
[12:07] Kojuurou
    You think so?
[12:08] Masamune
    Oh, crap.
[12:11] Kojuurou
    I wonder what's up with Makabe-kun.
[12:18] Masamune
    I messed up.
[12:20] Masamune
    Where did
[12:21] Masamune
    she go?
[12:25] Masamune
    Now that I actually want to find her,
    I realize this school is huge.
[12:29] Masamune
    That's...
[12:33] Masamune
    There's no doubt about it.
    That's one of Adagaki Aki's lackeys.
[12:36] Masamune
    I definitely remember that unfortunate aura.
[12:52] Masamune
    Something seems fishy...
[13:03] Masamune
    What could she be doing there?
[13:06] Yoshino
    I bought them.
[13:08] Aki
    What took you so long, Yoshino?
    I got tired of waiting.
[13:11] Yoshino
    Sorry, but there were only
    two cutlet sandwiches.
[13:15] Aki
    Then you could have just
    bought something else.
[13:18] Aki
    Have you no sense?
[13:20] Masamune
    Bingo! I've found you, Adagaki Aki!
[13:24] Masamune
    What's that metal case?
[13:34] Masamune
    A spider!
[13:46] Masamune
    Heya.
[13:51] Masamune
    Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
[13:54] Masamune
    I just happened to see her walk in here.
[13:57] Aki
    Are you saying that you
    didn't think I'd be in here?
[14:00] Masamune
    Right.
[14:02] Masamune
    Who the hell would expect to
    find the great Adagaki Aki
[14:06] Masamune
    eating alone in the gym storage room?
[14:09] Masamune
    And the idea that she loves
    high-calorie meals that are
[14:11] Masamune
    ideal for people who do physical labor...
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[14:14] Aki
    You're in the way, so would you mind leaving?
[14:17] Masamune
    Don't worry about it.
[14:19] Masamune
    I'm sure there are some athletic girls who
[14:21] Masamune
    eat slightly bigger lunches like that.
[14:24] Masamune
    Heck, my little sister...
[14:27] Yoshino
    Would you like your bread now?
[14:29] Aki
    Later is fine.
[14:38] Aki
    I-I can't help it!
[14:40] Aki
    If I just eat like everyone else,
    I get hungry again right away.
[14:43] Aki
    I'm prone to hypoglycemia, so I always
    have to make sure I get enough sugar.
[14:47] Aki
    I thought I seriously might have
    a parasite, so I had tests done,
[14:50] Aki
    but they didn't find anything.
[14:51] Aki
    Anyway, I have to do everything I can to
    make sure my stomach doesn't rumble.
[14:55] Aki
    You don't hear a normal girl's
    stomach rumbling, ever!
[14:58] Aki
    Or what? Do you want my stomach
    making noises as loud as Big Ben?
[15:02] Aki
    Is that what you're into?!
[15:06] Masamune
    O-Oh, yeah... I just remembered
    somewhere I have to be.
[15:14] Aki
    What's your name?
[15:17] Masamune
    Makabe.
[15:21] Aki
    Tell anyone about this, and you'll regret it.
[15:24] Masamune
    But I've just been dealt a trump card!
[15:35] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, I hear you're
    friendly with Adagaki-san now.
[15:38] Masamune
    Where did that come from?
[15:40] Kojuurou
    That's the rumor in our class. Whoa, whoa...
[15:44] Kojuurou
    Everyone thinks the Cruel Princess
    might finally fall this time.
[15:49] Masamune
    Oh, man...
[15:51] Masamune
    It's not like that at all.
[15:58] Masamune
    In reality, she's only been
    mean to me ever since.
[16:02] Masamune
    Are they that delusional?
[16:04] Masamune
    Girls are scary when it comes to love.
[16:08] Masamune
    Someone that pretty is able
    to eat that super hefty meal.
[16:12] Masamune
    No one would believe that... right?
SIGN    Back to Your Dog House
[16:18] Masamune
    What am I, a dog?!
[16:20] Masamune
    Ow!
[16:23] Kojuurou
    A-Are you okay?
[16:26] Tae
    What's wrong?
[16:27] Girl
    Are you okay? Do you need
    to go to the nurse's office?
[16:29] Masamune
    No, I'm fine.
[16:33] Tanabe
    Don't get full of yourself.
[16:42] Girl
    Makabe-kun, are you okay?
[16:44] Girl
    Are you hurt?
[16:46] Masamune
    I guess it's not only girls who are
    like that when it comes to love.
[16:50] Masamune
    That's really annoying, but I
    can use that to my advantage.
SIGN    Hours of Operation Open Year-Round
[16:55] Mizuno
    Farewell, Aki-sama.
[16:57] Aki
    See you tomorrow.
[16:57] Kiba
    Bye-bye!
[16:58] Kaneko
    Farewell!
[17:06] Aki
    Yoshino.
[17:08] Aki
    Yoshino, wake up!
[17:12] Aki
    I'm so hungry that I might faint.
[17:14] Aki
    Go buy me something to eat.
[17:16] Yoshino
    Right now?
[17:18] Aki
    Yes. Hurry.
[17:19] Yoshino
    What would you like?
    Something with rice, or bread?
[17:22] Aki
    I told you, I'm about to faint.
[17:24] Aki
    It doesn't matter what it is.
    Just hurry up and go buy it.
[17:27] Yoshino
    Right.
[17:44] Aki
    I ate a proper lunch.
[17:47] Aki
    It seems my body's calorie
    consumption is getting worse...
[17:51] Aki
    How far did Yoshino go, anyway?
[17:55] Tanabe
    You're in quite a hurry.
    Do you have a date with Makabe?
[18:01] Aki
    You're the Pudding Pr—
[18:02] Tanabe
    Shut up!
[18:04] Aki
    Oh, but it's such a fitting nickname.
[18:07] Aki
    You don't like—
[18:09] Tanabe
    You ripped up my letter,
    but Makabe's just fine?
[18:12] Tanabe
    Must be nice to be a hot guy.
[18:14] Aki
    Looks don't matter. Let go of me.
[18:17] Tanabe
    You think you're such a princess,
    looking down on everyone else!
[18:24] Aki
    Don't!
[18:35] Masamune
    I always thought something like
    this might happen eventually.
[18:39] Masamune
    Because you're so scary, Adagaki-san.
[18:51] Masamune
    Are you hurt?
[18:53] Aki
    Th-That's what I should be asking you.
[18:55] Masamune
    This is nothing, as long as you're safe.
[19:02] Masamune
    O—
[19:05] Masamune
    Ow!
[19:07] Masamune
    Ow, ow! That seriously hurt, damn it!
[19:09] Masamune
    It so hurts! It frickin' hurts!
    I want to cry! I want to scream!
[19:12] Masamune
    Actually, can I just pass out?
[19:17] Masamune
    But now...
[19:18] Masamune
    I bet she can't be nasty to me anymore.
[19:22] Masamune
    Not only do I know Adagaki Aki's secret,
[19:25] Masamune
    but now I've saved her.
[19:27] Masamune
    Her pride won't let her get away with that.
[19:32] Masamune
    Don't make that face.
[19:34] Masamune
    Girls are much cuter when they're smiling.
[19:48] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-My daddy's super rich!
[19:52] Masamune
    Let me make a confession. I was a fatty.
[19:54] Masamune
    On top of that, I was a snobby
    rich kid and a target of bullies.
[19:59] (Flashback) Aki
    What are you all doing in front of my house?
[20:02] Masamune
    Back then, Adagaki Aki looked like
[20:05] Masamune
    a savior to me.
[20:07] Masamune
    Until that fateful moment...
[20:11] (Flashback) Aki
    I won't fall for you.
[20:14] (Flashback) Aki
    You're just a Pig's Foot!
[20:19] Masamune
    This is revenge, Adagaki Aki.
[20:23] Masamune
    I hate you and despise you
    so much that I can't bear it.
[20:27] Masamune
    That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes
[20:31] Masamune
    to make you fall in love with me now.
[20:37] Masamune
    And when she really does, it'll all be over.
[20:40] Masamune
    I'll tell her who I am, then dump her
    in the most awesome way possible.
[20:45] Masamune
    I call it the "Dead or Love Plan."
[20:54] Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun seems to be in a good mood.
[20:57] Chinatsu
    Gross.
[21:01] Girl
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:03] Masamune
    Morning.
[21:04] Tae
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:05] Masamune
    Good morning, Futaba-san.
[21:07] Tae
    What happened to your hand?
[21:09] Masamune
    Oh, I was just a bit clumsy.
[21:11] Tae
    I didn't know you could be clumsy,
    Makabe-kun. How surprising.
[21:14] Masamune
    That sexy contrast between hot
    and clumsy! Score one for me!
[21:27] Masamune
    Good morning, Tanabe-kun.
[21:29] Tanabe
    G-Good morning...
[21:32] Tanabe
    Sorry about yesterday.
[21:33] Masamune
    Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
[21:37] Tae
    Huh? What? What happened?
[21:40] Masamune
    It's a secret.
[21:46] Kojuurou
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:47] Masamune
    Morning.
[21:56] Kojuurou
    Wow, a love letter? Nice.
[21:58] Masamune
    Oh, I'm not sure about that...
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[22:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[22:05] Masamune
    Could it be...
[22:06] Masamune
    I've already been found out?

E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile

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SIGN    #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile"
[01:32] Masamune
    Who was it?
[01:34] Girls
    Huh?
[01:34] Masamune
    Who sent me this letter?
[01:36] Girls
    Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's!
[01:39] Girl
    No way! Mine, too!
[01:41] Masamune
    Could it be Adagaki Aki?
[01:43] Masamune
    No... She wouldn't do anything
    underhanded like send a letter.
[01:47] Masamune
    If she were going to expose me,
[01:49] Masamune
    she'd wait for the perfect moment
    when it'd be the most effective.
SIGN    Moleo
[01:52] Masamune
    Then who knows about my past?
[01:56] Kojuurou
    What? What's up?
[01:57] Masamune
    Er, um...
[01:59] Masamune
    Could it actually be him?
[02:02] Tae
    What's wrong, Makabe-kun?
    You've got a scary look on your face.
[02:06] Masamune
    O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep.
[02:10] Guy
    Isn't that pig's foot unreal?
[02:14] Kojuurou
    Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[02:16] Guy
    This guy actually has a
    pig's foot in his lunch today.
[02:19] Guy2
    Like, the whole thing? Why?
[02:21] Guy3
    My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it.
[02:23] Masamune
    O-Oh... That's what they're talking about.
[02:27] Masamune
    I don't ever want to relive that
    dark time in my past again.
[02:31] (Flashback) Kid1
    Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kid2
    Say, "I'm going to take over
    my dad's company, oink!"
[02:37] Girl
    What's wrong?
[02:39] Girl2
    Are you not feeling well?
[02:41] Masamune
    Even if these girls are nice
    to a hottie like me now...
SIGN    High School Newspaper
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B!
[02:46] Girl
    Huh?
[02:47] Girl
    No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like?
[02:49] Teacher
    I can't say I appreciate this deception.
[02:52] Guy
    Makabe, go buy me a drink.
[02:54] Guy2
    You're used to that, right?
[02:55] Guy3
    Of course you'd get found out,
    even if you try to cover it up.
[02:58] Guy 4
    You've got some nerve for
    a guy on the lowest rung.
[03:01] Kojuurou
    I'm so disappointed.
[03:05] Masamune
    No! Stop!
[03:11] Sensei
    What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up
    and read from the third paragraph.
[03:21] Masamune
    I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit.
[03:25] Sensei
    You're really that moved
    by the The Tale of Heike?
[03:25] Girl
    Makabe-kun is so sensitive.
[03:29] Masamune
    No, I need to find the one...
[03:31] Masamune
    Unknown X, the one who sent
    me the "Pig's Foot" letter...
[03:38] Masamune
    If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am,
[03:42] Masamune
    my revenge and everything else is done for.
[03:44] Masamune
    Even after I got adopted by Grandpa
    and changed my last name...
[03:48] Masamune
    Those nightmarish eight years
    drenched in sweat and tears
[03:52] Masamune
    will all be wasted effort.
[03:55] Masamune
    Who is Unknown X?
[03:59] Masamune
    What am I supposed to do?
[04:01] Masamune
    I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts...
[04:09] Masamune
    Wh-What the?!
[04:11] Guy
    I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog!
[04:13] Gy
    A BL sandwich and—
[04:14] Masamune
    So this is the lunchtime school
    shop race that I've heard about.
[04:32] Masamune
    Huh? Could that be...
[04:41] Masamune
    That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino.
[04:45] Masamune
    U-Um...
[04:48] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[04:50] Yoshino
    So Heaven, it turns out,
[04:52] Yoshino
    is just like school.
[04:55] Masamune
    Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive.
[04:58] Yoshino
    Now that I'm dead, I can
    finally speak ill of it.
[05:01] Yoshino
    Fate continues to blow its icy
    cold breath at me without end.
[05:07] Yoshino
    Period.
[05:07] Masamune
    What the hell is going on here?
[05:10] Masamune
    Hey... Koiwai-san?
[05:12] Yoshino
    But... I can't buy them now.
[05:15] Yoshino
    I can't go back.
SIGN    Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4
[05:21] Masamune
    Huh? You want me to go buy them?
[05:25] Yoshino
    Yeah...
[05:26] Masamune
    Why me?!
SIGN    Tanisaki Bread
[05:29] Lady
    Thanks.
[05:31] Lady
    All right, next.
[05:32] Masamune
    F-Five explosive croquette buns
    and four cutlet sandwiches.
[05:36] Lady
    Sure thing. Thanks.
[05:40] Masamune
    Holy crap, they're so heavy!
SIGN    Croquette
SIGN    Explosive
[05:46] Yoshino
    This must be a dream.
    Like the final illusion that
[05:49] Yoshino
    the Little Match Girl saw...
[05:51] Masamune
    I bought the damn things for you!
[05:53] Yoshino
    One... two... three...
[05:57] Yoshino
    four... five.
[06:00] Yoshino
    You were an umbrella-hat priest statue?
[06:02] Masamune
    Wha...
[06:09] Masamune
    Those buns... The one who wants
    them is Adagaki-san, not you, right?
[06:15] Masamune
    Do you mind if I come with you?
[06:18] Masamune
    I might be able to find out
    whether she's Unknown X or not.
[06:23] Yoshino
    Sneak, sneak, sneak...
[06:26] Masamune
    Hold on a sec.
[06:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
[06:29] Yoshino
    Forgive me. Forgive me.
[06:32] Masamune
    After you had that much fun,
[06:33] Masamune
    it's only natural that you
    pay me back with your body.
[06:37] Yoshino
    I'm sowwy...
[06:43] Masamune
    Sorry, I was just kidding.
[06:46] Masamune
    I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
[06:50] Masamune
    Really, I promise.
[06:51] Masamune
    I'll properly explain everything
    to her. Don't worry.
[06:56] Yoshino
    Really?
[07:02] Masamune
    You're just like
[07:04] Masamune
    Cinderella getting bullied
    by her wicked stepmother.
[07:09] Masamune
    I can totally relate, being a
    former "Pig's Foot" myself.
[07:13] Aki
    You're late!
SIGN    Evil Stepmother
SIGN    The Top Princess of the School
[07:18] Aki
    Do you want me to pass out from hunger?
[07:21] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:22] Aki
    A preschooler on their first shopping
    run would be faster than you.
[07:26] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:28] Aki
    Yoshino, you idiot.
[07:29] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:38] Masamune
    And how is she a princess?
[07:44] Masamune
    Well, this isn't something a hater
    like me wants to really see, either.
[07:52] Masamune
    You okay?
[07:54] Aki
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[07:57] Aki
    Yoshino?
[07:59] Aki
    She ran away, didn't she?
[08:00] Masamune
    She went to buy some tea
[08:02] Masamune
    for you.
[08:07] Aki
    What are you doing here?
[08:09] Masamune
    Just dropping by to say hi
    and see how you're doing.
[08:14] Masamune
    She ate all that even before
    the bread? Unbelievable.
[08:18] Aki
    A-And how are you doing? You know...
[08:22] Masamune
    Oh, my cut hand?
[08:24] Masamune
    Well, it just stings when I take a bath,
[08:26] Masamune
    and it's a bit hard to get dressed.
[08:29] Masamune
    Actually, it still hurts like hell.
[08:31] Aki
    I had no intention of getting you involved.
[08:34] Masamune
    That's right. Let it hurt
    your pride even more.
[08:38] Masamune
    It's all part of my plan to gain
    a mental advantage over you.
[08:42] Aki
    Hmph.
[08:43] Masamune
    Given that things are going
    as I'd planned so far,
[08:45] Masamune
    the "Unknown X" who sent
    me the Pig's Foot letter
[08:48] Masamune
    isn't Adagaki Aki.
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[08:50] Masamune
    Then who...
[08:53] Masamune
    So infuriating.
[08:55] Aki
    W-Well, excuse me! Sorry!
[08:59] Masamune
    Oh, no, no! I wasn't—
[09:00] Yoshino
    I'm back!
[09:10] Aki
    You idiot! Don't look!
[09:11] Aki
    Close your eyes!
[09:13] Masamune
    My eyes! My eyes!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
[09:27] Masamune
    Huh, what? For me, too?
[09:31] Masamune
    Th-Thank you, Cinderella.
[09:34] Aki
    Yoshino is very humble toward everyone.
[09:37] Aki
    She's always bowing her head and
    fidgeting. It's a horrible habit.
[09:41] Aki
    You should stop being so nice to everyone.
[09:45] Aki
    What's with that look?
[09:46] Masamune
    Nothing.
[09:47] Aki
    It's fine when she's nice to me.
[09:49] Aki
    It's expected for Yoshino to work for me.
[09:52] Masamune
    No, it's just that you have
    cutlet sauce on your nose.
[09:58] Masamune
    And I can't be nice to everyone, either.
[10:02] Aki
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:05] Masamune
    Indeed, what could it possibly mean?
[10:08] Masamune
    Maybe I want you to rely on me
[10:11] Masamune
    more than you rely on Koiwai-san.
[10:24] Aki
    Wh-What's his deal?!
[10:27] Masamune
    All right! I nailed it!
[10:29] Masamune
    Aki-sama's probably bright red right now!
[10:32] Masamune
    Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy
    who saved her and even shed blood for her
[10:37] Masamune
    if he said something like that.
[10:39] Guy
    You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you.
[10:42] Girl
    I didn't think you'd actually
    come to save me.
[10:46] Guy
    Don't ever doubt me again.
[10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross!
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
[10:52] Masamune
    I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga!
[10:55] Masamune
    I can do this!
[10:56] Masamune
    Now if she falls for me even more...
[10:59] Masamune
    The "Dead or Love" Plan will
    move another step forward!
[11:06] Aki
    Idiot.
[11:15] Masamune
    Next, I need to get her email address.
[11:17] Masamune
    I've never asked a girl
    for her email address,
[11:20] Masamune
    but at this rate, it won't be a problem!
[11:32] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[11:40] Yoshino
    Are you trying to get back
    at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot?
[11:50] Masamune
    Why do you know my old nickname?!
[11:55] Masamune
    A little girl like her wasn't among
    the kids that bullied me in the past.
[12:00] Masamune
    Even around Aki...
[12:02] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:03] Masamune
    Wait a sec.
[12:08] Masamune
    She's there!
[12:09] Masamune
    You used to be at Adagaki's mansion!
[12:16] Masamune
    Ow...
[12:18] Yoshino
    My family has served the Adagakis
[12:21] Yoshino
    for generations.
[12:24] Yoshino
    We've been nothing but
    attendants for 300 years.
[12:27] Masamune
    She's totally one of
    Adagaki Aki's lackeys!
[12:31] Masamune
    To Cinderella, Aki wasn't
    an evil stepmother,
[12:34] Masamune
    but a master to serve!
[12:38] Masamune
    It's all over.
[12:40] Masamune
    I was completely fooled by her
    Cinderella-like nature.
[12:45] Masamune
    My revenge comes to an end here...
[12:49] Masamune
    If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh.
[12:52] Masamune
    I still have no regrets about
    trying to give that woman
[12:55] Masamune
    a taste of her own medicine.
[12:58] Yoshino
    That's fine. Why don't you do it?
[13:04] Yoshino
    I'll even help you out.
[13:13] Mizuno
    What do you think about having a
    tea party after school, Aki-sama?
[13:17] Mizuno
    My father bought some macarons from Paris.
[13:20] Aki
    Sadly, I have school beautification
    committee duties today.
[13:23] Kiba
    You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so
    passionate about your committee duties.
[13:27] Kaneko
    Too amazing!
[13:30] Masamune
    What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to?
[13:33] Masamune
    There's no way I can trust her.
[13:36] Masamune
    This might be another trap.
    I have to do this on my own!
[13:40] Masamune
    Yeah!
[13:41] Masamune
    This revenge plan is for me!
    I won't change anything!
[13:44] Masamune
    I need to become email buddies
    with her first, as planned.
[13:49] Tae
    Masamune-kun!
[13:51] Tae
    You can't get back to class that way.
[13:53] Masamune
    Futaba-san.
[13:55] Tae
    Are you still not used to this school?
[13:57] Tae
    Want me to make you a map?
[14:00] Masamune
    Nah, I'd feel bad.
[14:02] Tae
    Thanks!
[14:03] Tae
    And checking up on transfer students
    is part of the class rep's job.
[14:07] Tae
    I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun.
[14:10] Tae
    Now, come on. This way.
[14:14] Tae
    So we've been talking about
    having a barbecue as a class.
[14:19] Tae
    It'll be a lot of fun.
[14:21] Masamune
    I'll try it out here first.
[14:25] Masamune
    So, Futaba-san...
[14:28] Masamune
    Why don't we exchange email—
[14:30] [SONG] Sign
    Edit
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Add
SIGN    Profiles
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
[14:31] Masamune
    Email... email...
SIGN    0 Contacts
[14:33] Masamune
    Huh? Huh?
[14:36] Masamune
    Asking a girl for her email
    address is super hard!
[14:40] Tae
    What's the matter, Masamune-kun?
[14:42] Masamune
    Sorry! I have to get back to class!
[14:45] Tae
    What? Let's go together!
[14:48] Masamune
    H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is
    a common sense quiz!
[14:51] Masamune
    When you exchange email addresses,
[14:52] Masamune
    the number of contacts you have
    will be shared, as well.
[14:54] Masamune
    True or false?
[14:57] Kojuurou
    I think it's false.
[14:59] Masamune
    Really? You're certain, right?
[15:01] Masamune
    Lying is the first step to becoming a thief!
[15:03] Kojuurou
    Why are you so worried about that?
[15:06] Masamune
    Because I've never done it, duh!
[15:08] Masamune
    Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing!
[15:10] Masamune
    Well, that's good, though.
[15:12] Masamune
    Exchanging email addresses doesn't
    mean she'll find out I'm all alone.
[15:15] Masamune
    Isn't there some kind of situation
    where it wouldn't be awkward
[15:18] Masamune
    for me to ask for her email address?
[15:21] Tae
    Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden.
[15:24] Guy
    Well, you're the class rep, right?
[15:26] Guy
    We can't just give class B special treatment.
[15:29] Tae
    I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work.
[15:34] Girl
    What's wrong, Futaba-san?
[15:35] Tae
    The school beautification
    committee lost a member,
[15:38] Tae
    so they're looking for someone
    to fill in until summer.
[15:45] Masamune
    Want me to do it?
[15:48] Masamune
    I haven't joined any committees yet.
[15:51] Tae
    Really? Are you sure?
[15:53] Masamune
    Yeah, if it's for you.
[15:58] Masamune
    This is my chance!
[16:03] Girl
    Makabe-kun, you really came!
[16:06] Girl
    I'm so happy! Thank goodness
    I'm in this committee!
[16:08] Masamune
    Oh, please...
[16:12] Masamune
    Oh, come on! Don't ignore me!
[16:14] Guy
    Please begin working.
[16:19] Masamune
    What am I doing?
[16:21] Masamune
    "Oh, what a coincidence!
    Is this the red string of fate?"
[16:24] Masamune
    That didn't have to happen,
[16:26] Masamune
    but you could have reacted
    at least a little bit!
[16:31] Masamune
    I freak out over exchanging email addresses,
[16:33] Masamune
    I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm
    deathly scared of spiders.
[16:36] Masamune
    If people could see into me,
    they'd see how worthless I am.
[16:42] Masamune
    No one would want to go out with me.
[16:44] Masamune
    Thinking I could make that woman
    fall for me like this was crazy.
[16:48] Tae
    Sorry, Masamune-kun.
[16:50] Tae
    I pushed something really
    troublesome onto you.
[16:55] Masamune
    No...
[16:56] Masamune
    No, no!
[16:57] Masamune
    You don't need to feel
    responsible for this at all.
[17:00] Tae
    It's okay. I know it myself.
[17:03] Tae
    I'm always meddling.
[17:06] Tae
    I'm nothing like you, someone who
    helps without saying a word.
[17:11] Masamune
    Wait... Wait, wait!
[17:13] Masamune
    Am I actually in that golden situation
[17:16] Masamune
    where I'm all alone with a girl?
[17:18] Masamune
    And she went out of her way to find me?
[17:23] Masamune
    Class Rep...
[17:24] Tae
    Say...
[17:26] Tae
    The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too,
[17:29] Tae
    but would you like to
    go to a movie sometime?
[17:32] Tae
    Like, just the two of us?
[17:34] Masamune
    Movie? By movie, do you mean...
[17:37] Masamune
    Sitting next to each other, with our
    hands touching on the arm rest...
[17:40] Masamune
    Watching a gory movie, with her
    screaming and grabbing on to me...
[17:43] Masamune
    Going out for drinks later
    and talking about the movie,
[17:46] Masamune
    leading to talking about a relationship?
[17:47] Masamune
    Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date?
[17:52] Masamune
    No! I almost forgot my main objective!
[17:55] Masamune
    U-Um... Right now, I'm...
[17:59] Tae
    R-Right. Of course you're busy.
[18:06] Tae
    Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that!
[18:09] Masamune
    No, not at all....
[18:13] Tae
    Do your best, Masamune-kun.
[18:23] Masamune
    Wait... Does this mean I'm popular?
[18:26] Masamune
    This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular!
[18:29] Masamune
    Thank you, Futaba-san!
[18:30] Masamune
    You just gave me an insane
    amount of confidence!
[18:34] Masamune
    What?!
[18:37] Aki
    I came to get a new bucket.
[18:40] Masamune
    Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san.
[18:43] Masamune
    My expressions... I still can't
    control my expressions!
[18:47] Aki
    That girl isn't on the school
    beautification committee, is she?
[18:50] Masamune
    That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me.
[18:53] Masamune
    Huh? Did you hear us, by chance?
[18:56] Aki
    It must be nice, being so popular.
[18:59] Masamune
    Oh, my. What's this?
[19:01] Masamune
    Did I just hear a bit of
    prickliness in your voice?
[19:04] Masamune
    Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute?
[19:08] Masamune
    It doesn't matter if some girl I
    have no feelings for asks me out.
[19:10] Aki
    Really? Then who would
    you like to ask you out?
[19:13] Masamune
    Adagaki-san.
[19:18] Masamune
    All right, what's it going to be?
[19:20] Masamune
    The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun
[19:23] Masamune
    basically just asked you out.
[19:25] Masamune
    Well? I wouldn't mind going
    with you, Adagaki-san.
[19:31] Aki
    Thanks.
[19:35] Masamune
    "Thanks"? "Thanks"?!
[19:38] Masamune
    W-Well done, Masamune!
[19:40] Masamune
    You did good. This is what's
    supposed to happen.
[19:43] Masamune
    I-I see... That's good.
[19:45] Masamune
    Then, um, will you tell
    me your email address?
[19:48] Masamune
    I'll contact you.
[19:49] Aki
    Sure.
[19:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:51] Masamune
    Huh?! Did I just achieve
    my goal that easily?!
[19:55] Masamune
    I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot!
[19:58] Aki
    Oh, but I'm sorry.
[20:00] Aki
    My phone is being repaired right now.
[20:03] Aki
    Can I tell you the next
    time we're on duty?
[20:05] Masamune
    Huh? Repairs?
[20:07] Masamune
    I'm going to lose my rhythm now?
[20:10] Masamune
    But I guess it can't be helped.
[20:14] Masamune
    All right. Here, then,
    at this time next week.
[20:22] Masamune
    I've been here forever and
    she still hasn't shown up!
[20:26] ---
    Weird...
SIGN    Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk
[20:37] Masamune
    Inside the broom closet?
[20:42] Masamune
    The desk in the very back?
SIGN    The animal pen
[20:47] Masamune
    The animal pen?
[20:51] Masamune
    It must be that.
SIGN    Look outside the window from where you started
[21:06] Masamune
    Look outside the window
    from where you started.
[21:08] Masamune
    How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki?
[21:11] Masamune
    Here we go!
[21:11] Masamune
    Exchanging email addresses!
SIGN    I Decline
[21:34] Masamune
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[21:38] Yoshino
    That was rather unfortunate.
[21:41] Masamune
    What are you doing here?
[21:43] Yoshino
    I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place.
[21:45] Masamune
    If you came here to laugh at me, leave.
[21:48] Yoshino
    You're too naïve.
[21:51] Yoshino
    If you leave things to me,
[21:53] Yoshino
    you could exchange email addresses
    and go on dates all you want.
[21:57] Masamune
    D-Dates?
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
    Contacts
SIGN    Add
SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
    Cell
[22:08] Yoshino
    See?

E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show

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[00:00] Students
    Supplementary classes for a month?!
[00:02] Tae
    Apparently it was just
    decided at a staff meeting.
[00:06] Tae
    If there's even one failing grade
    on our proficiency tests,
[00:09] Tae
    the whole class has to take
    supplementary classes!
[00:11] Students
    What?!
[00:12] Students
    That's not good.
[00:20] Tae
    What should we do? We're
    in a bind, Masamune-kun.
[00:23] Masamune
    Yeah, we're gonna have to work hard.
[00:26] Tae
    I'm sure it'll be easy for you.
[00:28] Masamune
    Nah. The people who really
    have it easy are... well...
[00:32] Masamune
    They look like him.
[00:37] Masamune
    You don't look worried at all about
    the proficiency test, Kojuurou.
[00:40] Kojuurou
    Yeah. We need to work hard.
[00:43] Kojuurou
    I only managed single-digit grades
    in all subjects on our midterms.
[00:46] Kojuurou
    I'm hoping to get double-digit
    grades this time.
[00:50] Masamune
    I had no idea he was that stupid!
[00:52] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun is bound for
    the supplementary classes!
[00:55] Tae
    If he ends up losing even more weight
    and becomes more of a bottom, I...
[00:58] Masamune
    Hold up. You're into that stuff, Futaba-san?
[01:01] Tae
    Well, bromance and bromance
    are two different things.
[01:04] Masamune
    They're the same word, but I can tell you
    mean them in totally different ways!
[01:09] Kojuurou
    I don't want to take supplementary classes.
[01:13] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun?
[01:14] Masamune
    We're going to start studying
    right now, Kojuurou!
[01:17] Tae
    Wait, what? Where are you
    two going to hole up?
[01:21] Masamune
    Stop making up weird fantasies.
SIGN    Study Hall
SIGN    Four-Character Kanji Compounds
SIGN    Modern Literature
[02:56] Sign
    English Essay Training
SIGN    #3 "Yoshino's Magic Show"
[02:58] Masamune
    First, I have to find out
[03:00] Masamune
    what you know and what you don't know.
[03:02] Kojuurou
    There's no point in starting now.
[03:05] Masamune
    How did you even get into this school?
[03:07] Kojuurou
    It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:09] Masamune
    What the heck are the other six?
[03:11] Aki
    It really is amazing that we
    ended up in the same school.
[03:15] Yoshino
    It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:17] Aki
    What are the other six?
[03:18] Masamune
    They're having a similar
    conversation right next to us...
[03:26] Masamune
    H-Hey, what a coincidence.
    Are you two studying for a test, too?
[03:30] Aki
    I was just helping out Yoshino.
[03:32] Aki
    If the rumors are true, we'll end
    up in supplementary classes.
[03:35] Masamune
    Wait, what?
[03:37] Masamune
    She seems like she should be smart,
    but her grades are that bad?
[03:42] Kojuurou
    Looks like we're in the
    same boat, Koiwai-san.
[03:44] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun's teaching me, too.
[03:47] Aki
    Wow. I'm surprised that
[03:49] Aki
    you're able to teach anyone anything.
[03:51] Masamune
    Well, I study when I need to.
[03:54] Aki
    I see you're as overconfident as ever,
[03:57] Aki
    despite falling for something so simple.
[04:00] Aki
    Hopefully you won't trip up again.
[04:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
    If you leave things to me,
[04:08] (Flashback) Yoshino
    you could exchange email addresses
    and go on dates all you want.
[04:13] Masamune
    If you're going to say all that,
    why don't we make a wager?
[04:16] Aki
    Huh?
[04:17] Masamune
    It'll be a contest.
[04:19] Masamune
    Will it be me and Kojuurou
[04:21] Masamune
    or you and Koiwai-san that scores
    higher on the proficiency test?
[04:27] Masamune
    If I win, go on a date with me.
[04:30] Kojuurou
    M-Makabe-kun?!
[04:33] Aki
    Why would it even come to that?
[04:36] Masamune
    Not feeling so confident now?
[04:38] Aki
    That's not the point.
[04:40] Aki
    Besides, what's in it for me if
    I do participate in that wager?
[04:43] Masamune
    If you win, Adagaki-san,
[04:45] Masamune
    you can give me whatever
    nickname you'd like.
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[04:49] Masamune
    I'll stick that nickname on my back
[04:51] [SONG] Sign
    Pig's Foot
[04:51] Masamune
    and go through high school with
    it on my back until I graduate.
[04:55] Aki
    Well, that sounds entertaining.
[04:57] Aki
    But that won't be enough.
[05:01] Aki
    If I win, you'll have to pay for
    my lunch until I say it's enough.
[05:05] Masamune
    Fine.
[05:12] Aki
    Don't come crying to me later.
[05:15] Kojuurou
    M-Makabe-kun, I'm not sure about this.
[05:18] Masamune
    It'll be fine.
[05:20] Masamune
    If what she said was true,
[05:22] Masamune
    this won't be two against two,
    but three against one.
[05:32] Yoshino
    Um, Aki-sama...
[05:35] Yoshino
    Don't you need to study?
[05:38] Aki
    Are you suggesting that I'd lose to Makabe?
[05:41] Yoshino
    No, but, um...
[05:45] Yoshno
    I heard that he got a perfect
    score on the transfer exam.
[05:50] Aki
    He did?
[05:52] Yoshino
    He's apparently the first person
    to do that at our school.
[05:55] Aki
    I thought he was just some gross
    narcissist... That's why I...
[05:58] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[05:59] Yoshino
    I will support you all the way.
[06:02] Yoshino
    but if it comes down to it,
SIGN    Guidebook
[06:06] Yoshino
    please use this.
[06:11] Aki
    "If it comes down to it"?
    This is never going to happen!
[06:15] Aki
    Anyway, you just need to study!
[06:18] Aki
    I'll support you as much as you need.
[06:20] Yoshino
    I'm very sorry.
SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino
[06:23] Masamune
    Crap...
[06:25] Masamune
    Come to think of it, this is the
    first time I've ever called a girl.
[06:29] Masamune
    Am I okay with Koiwai-san being my first?
[06:33] Masamune
    But if I don't call her now, I won't be
    able to talk to her about the bet.
[06:37] Masamune
    But then again...
SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:40] Masamune
    She's calling!
[06:43] Masamune
    Sh-Should I answer?
[06:45] Masamune
    Am I okay with giving my first time
    being called by a girl to Koiwai-san?
SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:53] Masamune
    Whatever! H-Hello?
[06:56] Yoshino
    You take too long to answer.
[06:57] Masamune
    Well, as a guy, I needed to prepare myself.
[07:01] Masamune
    Oh, so about the wager,
    you'll help me out, right?
[07:06] Yoshino
    I can't.
[07:07] Masamune
    Huh?
[07:08] Yoshino
    Even if you suddenly make
    a decision like that
[07:10] Yoshino
    on your own, I have my own timing.
[07:13] Masamune
    Wait a sec! But...
[07:15] Masamune
    Huh? "Don't make the people live,
    but don't kill them"?
[07:18] Masamune
    Are we talking about Tokugawa Ieyasu here?
[07:20] Masamune
    How could this... Why?!
SIGN    Math Test
[07:24] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry, Makabe-kun.
[07:26] Kojuurou
    I'm doing my best to study,
    but if all else fails,
SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom
[07:29] Kojuurou
    I'll have her give me an
    embarrassing nickname, too.
SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[07:33] Masamune
    No, you don't need to go that far.
[07:45] Aki
    When was the Crimean War?
[07:46] Masamune
    1853.
[07:48] Aki
    What kind of cell division occurs
    in order for gametes to form?
[07:52] Masamune
    Meiosis.
[07:53] Aki
    "I even cough alone."
[07:54] Masamune
    Ozaki Housai.
[07:55] Aki
    What's the Earth's mass?
[07:57] Masamune
    5.972 × 10^24 kilograms.
[08:00] Aki
    What is a way to say "Your mom
    has an outie" in English?
[08:02] Masamune
    Son of a bitch!
[08:07] Masamune
    Right now, we're about even.
[08:10] Masamune
    I need to put more pressure
    on her, or we're in trouble.
[08:13] Masamune
    At this point, it's going to come
    down to our own abilities.
[08:57] Chinatsu
    No way...
[08:58] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's actually studying
    instead of working out.
[09:01] Kinue
    Maa-kun said he has a very
    important test tomorrow.
[09:04] Chinatsu
    Huh...
[09:05] Kinue
    I'm thinking about making
    Maa-kun's lunch tomorrow.
[09:09] Masamune
    It has to be low in calories,
    high in protein, with no grease.
[09:12] Kinue
    I'll go all-out and make a
    character-themed lunch!
[09:15] Chinatsu
    Oh, I want one, too!
[09:17] Masamune
    Whatever. Even without Koiwai-san's help,
[09:21] Masamune
    I just have to win tomorrow.
[09:30] Masamune
    Well, Kojuurou, do you think you'll make it?
[09:33] Kojuurou
    For now. It's all thanks to you, Makabe-kun.
[09:36] Masamune
    All right. Now all we have left
    is math in the afternoon.
[09:40] Masamune
    I was extra attentive in teaching him math,
    so we should have a good chance.
[09:45] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, let's eat lunch.
[09:47] Kojuurou
    I used my head too much, and now I'm hungry.
[09:49] Masamune
    Sure. I'll go buy some drinks.
[10:04] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[10:05] Masamune
    Huh? No, it's fine.
[10:07] Masamune
    It was weird of me to rely on you
[10:09] Masamune
    for a fight I decided to undertake myself.
[10:14] Masamune
    And as a result, I got tons of studying in,
[10:18] Masamune
    so Kojuurou and I are both in top form today.
[10:21] Masamune
    We're not gonna lose.
[10:24] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:27] Yoshino
    Drink that, and do your best
    on the rest of the tests.
[10:29] Masamune
    But you can't help me out, right?
[10:31] Masamune
    Should you be cheering me on?
[10:34] Yoshino
    It doesn't matter now.
SIGN    Mommy
[10:46] Masamune
    What was that about?
SIGN    Test Math
[10:50] Teacher
    Stay focused until the very end, all of you.
[10:53] Teacher
    Begin!
[10:55] Masamune
    Good. These are all questions
    I anticipated. Now I can...
[11:01] Masamune
    I think... my...
[11:04] Masamune
    stomach hurts.
[11:06] Masamune
    This pain... Could it be...
[11:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
    It doesn't matter now.
[11:12] Masamune
    Did she actually mean...
[11:14] Yoshino
    It doesn't matter, because I made
    the necessary preparations.
[11:16] Masamune
    Is that what she meant?!
[11:18] Masamune
    She must've put laxatives or
    something in that coffee,
[11:22] Masamune
    as an assassin for Adagaki!
[11:23] Masamune
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[11:25] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki and Koiwai Yoshino!
[11:28] Masamune
    You're both my enemies after all!
[11:30] Masamune
    How dare you do something so low just
    because you can't win otherwise?!
[11:34] Masamune
    You won't get away with this.
[11:40] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun!
[11:42] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[11:56] Masamune
    Hey!
[11:59] Girl
    M-Makabe-kun? Oh, my...
    Did you need something from me?
[12:03] Masamune
    Er, uh, I was looking for Adagaki-san.
[12:06] Girl
    Adagaki-san? She's not here today.
[12:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:09] Girl
    Apparently she's out with a fever. Right?
[12:13] Yoshino
    Yeah.
[12:15] Masamune
    Wait a minute...
[12:16] Masamune
    Does that mean we had already won
[12:19] Masamune
    by the time that happened earlier?
[12:22] Masamune
    Then why would she give me laxatives?
[12:29] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, did you eat the
    lunch that Mom made?
[12:29] [Messenger] Sign
    Messages
SIGN    Sister
[12:29] [SONG] Sign
    Edit
[12:32] Chinatsu
    The eggs in the omelet
    were bad. It was so sour!
[12:35] Masamune
    That stupid old hag...
[12:40] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, do your best in
    the supplementary class!
[12:43] Masamune
    Yeah, I will.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[12:47] Masamune
    How am I the only one that has
    to take supplementary classes?
[12:59] Teach
    There's a method where you
    find the common factor.
[13:02] Teach
    It can be "x" or, as you see here,
[13:06] Teach
    it could be the function where
[13:07] Masamune
    Well, I guess
[13:08] Teach
    the factor is inside the parentheses.
[13:10] Masamune
    this sort of counts as a date.
[13:15] girlA
    Wow, look at that.
[13:17] girlB
    He looks so cool!
[13:19] girlB
    But with that look, he must be going on a date.
[13:23] (Flashback) masamune
    Huh? A date?
[13:25] (Flashback) masamune
    But didn't that wager end in a draw?
[13:28] (Flashback) Yoshino
    The fact that you're giving up
    there is your flaw, Pig's Foot.
[13:31] Masamune
    Don't call me Pig's Foot!
[13:33] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Sunday at noon.
[13:34] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You'll meet up at the station.
[13:37] Yoshino
    Aki-sama will definitely show up. Bye.
[13:40] (Flashback) Masamune
    Hey!
[13:43] Masamune
    If what she said on the phone was true,
[13:46] Masamune
    then at long last...
[13:48] ---
    Adagaki Aki and I...
[13:50] PersonA
    Whoa, look at how she's dressed.
[13:53] PersonB
    What the hell? Is that for a
    part-time job or something?
[13:59] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki is standing where
    we're supposed to meet
[14:02] Masamune
    and wearing a transformation
    magical girl cosplay?
[14:06] Masamune
    It's that one show. The anime that
    used to be on Sunday mornings.
[14:09] Otaku
    Um,
[14:11] Otaku
    can I get a picture?
[14:13] Aki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[14:15] Otaku
    It's really well-made!
[14:17] Otaku
    You're cosplaying Whitening-san, right?
[14:19] Aki
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[14:21] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[14:23] Aki
    M-Makabe!
[14:26] Masamune
    A-Are you all right?
[14:28] Otaku
    Tch. 3D girls are so lame.
[14:31] Aki
    This is why I hate disgusting men.
[14:34] Aki
    I give you the nickname
[14:36] Aki
    "Acidic Cleanser and Rag."
    "Acid Rag" for short.
[14:38] Masamune
    The fact that it sounds less threatening
    when you shorten it is frightening.
[14:42] Aki
    Anyway, the menace is gone now. Let's go.
[14:45] Masamune
    You're not gonna explain
    why you're dressed like that?
[14:47] Aki
    Huh?
[14:49] Aki
    Oh, dear.
[14:51] Aki
    You look rather experienced,
[14:53] Aki
    but you don't even know
    the dress code for dates?
[14:56] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:57] Aki
    To break the ice on the first date,
    wearing a costume is a given.
[15:01] Aki
    That's the most basic of basic rules!
[15:03] Masamune
    Wh-What the?
[15:05] Masamune
    How does the Cruel Princess
    end up like this,
[15:08] Masamune
    Koiwai Yoshino?!
[15:10] Masamune
    I guess you were the Fairy Godmother
    rather than Cinderella!
[15:14] Yoshino
    I told you. Timing is important.
[15:17] Yoshino
    If you leave it to me, everything
    will go according to plan.
[15:21] Yoshino
    I obey all of Aki-sama's orders.
[15:24] Yoshino
    That's why Aki-sama believes
[15:26] Yoshino
    everything I say and do.
[15:29] Yoshino
    She'll easily believe me.
[15:31] Masamune
    So if she were to use this
    servant-master relationship
[15:33] Masamune
    against her, it'd be the ultimate deceit.
[15:36] Yoshino
    Are you listening?
[15:37] Masamune
    Y-Yeah.
[15:39] Masamune
    Or rather, why are you
    going so far to help me?
[15:44] Yoshino
    If I stay on the line too long,
    Aki-sama will get suspicious.
[15:47] Masamune
    Oh, right.
[15:48] Yoshino
    Anyway, do your best, Pig's Foot.
[15:51] Masamune
    Anything but that nickname, please!
[15:54] Masamune
    At any rate, I'm going to use this date and
[15:58] Masamune
    this derpy cosplay to my advantage!
[16:01] Masamune
    Sorry, I guess I didn't research enough.
[16:04] Masamune
    So there's a dress code for first dates, huh?
[16:06] Aki
    See? Like I said.
[16:08] Masamune
    But I guess that means you admit
[16:10] Masamune
    that this is a date, Adagaki-san.
[16:13] Aki
    A-Are you stupid?
[16:15] Aki
    This is all because your mental
    fortitude is soft as tofu!
[16:18] Masamune
    Huh? Me?
[16:19] Aki
    Because you failed your test,
    you couldn't even eat,
[16:22] Aki
    so you burst out crying in class,
    and in the nurse's office,
[16:24] Aki
    they caught you hiding a bunch of
    wrist-cutting attempts with your sleeve.
[16:27] Aki
    When Yoshino told me the
    whole story and said that only I
[16:30] Aki
    could save you since we were in
    the supplementary class together,
[16:33] Aki
    I had no choice but to spend
    a day with you! Hmph!
[16:36] Masamune
    What the hell's the deal with this set-up
[16:38] Masamune
    of a lovesick girl off in
    fantasy land, Koiwai Yoshino?
[16:41] Aki
    From now on, be appreciative
    of that, and live a quiet life.
[16:50] Masamune
    Huh? Wait, you rented the place out?
[16:52] Aki
    Is it that surprising?
[16:55] Masamune
    Man... I guess some things never change.
[17:00] Aki
    Hey.
[17:02] Aki
    You're too close.
[17:03] Masamune
    Oh, of course.
[17:07] Aki
    Why are you so far away?!
[17:08] Masamune
    Ugh, she's such a pain!
[17:38] Masamune
    Man, I didn't have any
    background information,
[17:43] Masamune
    but I didn't think it'd be such a
    horror in more ways than one.
[17:47] Masamune
    What did you think, Adagaki-sa—
[17:51] Masamune
    She's dead!
[17:53] Masamune
    Whitening-san is dead!
[17:54] Aki
    Wait a moment.
[17:56] Aki
    Right now, some phenomenon is
    occurring that's draining all strength
[18:00] Aki
    from my knees and preventing
    me from leaving my seat.
[18:03] Masamune
    I think you're just scared stiff.
[18:07] Masamune
    You didn't know it was a horror movie?
[18:09] Aki
    Well, Yoshino planned everything.
[18:12] Aki
    Honestly, she's useless.
[18:15] Masamune
    So I guess getting food is out of the question?
[18:17] Aki
    No, it's not!
[18:26] Masamune
    How can she eat so much after
    watching a movie like that?
[18:30] Masamune
    Actually, stop nonchalantly pushing
    your empty plates toward me.
[18:36] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess that I know is
[18:38] Masamune
    much stronger, more arrogant,
[18:41] Masamune
    and at the least...
[18:43] Masamune
    She wasn't someone who could eat enough
    lunch and dessert for three people
[18:46] Masamune
    at a family restaurant while dressed
    up as someone from
Hadapure.
[18:50] Masamune
    This is just a hunch...
[18:51] Aki
    What?
[18:52] Masamune
    The reason you eat so much isn't
    something you were born with, right?
[18:58] Aki
    Well...
[18:59] Aki
    I think it started when something
    awful happened in my past.
[19:03] Aki
    Something awful?
[19:05] Girl
    Hey, lady.
[19:08] Aki
    Yes?
[19:09] Girl
    Why are you dressed so weird?
[19:14] Masamune
    And she gets right to the point!
[19:16] Aki
    I-It's not weird.
[19:18] Aki
    This is from I'm Hadapure.
[19:21] Girl
    Do you want to be Hadapure, lady?
[19:24] Aki
    No, no, no!
[19:28] Masamune
    Please stop, Adagaki-san!
[19:30] Aki
    Listen up. I'm sure you don't understand
    because you're still a child,
[19:34] Aki
    but this is a necessary ritual
    when a man and a woman date.
[19:37] Girl
    "Ritual"?
[19:39] Aki
    Yes. In order to break the
    ice on the first date,
[19:41] Aki
    you must wear a costu—
[19:44] Masamune
    That's enough!
[19:45] Aki
    W-Wait, Makabe!
[19:52] Aki
    I was just getting to the good part!
[19:54] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Adagaki-san.
[19:56] Masamune
    I couldn't find the right
    time to say it, but...
[20:02] Aki
    It's not normal?
[20:05] Masamune
    To think I folded from the*
    stares of everyone around
[20:07] Masamune
    rather than let a girl embarrass herself.
[20:10] Aki
    I see. So you don't... You don't do this.
[20:16] Aki
    C-Come to think of it, summer clothes
    should be coming out about now.
[20:20] Aki
    I should check them out.
[20:21] Masamune
    Th-That's a great idea!
[20:24] Person
    Please try on your items over here.
[20:47] Masamune
    What's wrong, Adagaki-sa—
[20:54] Masamune
    Um, uh...
[20:56] Aki
    N-No!
[21:03] Masamune
    Once upon a time, when I was
    a bullied, chubby little kid,
[21:08] Masamune
    I happened to run into a
    huge mansion and met her.
[21:12] (Flashback) Aki
    You need to get stronger! How pathetic!
[21:16] Masamune
    She didn't hold back
[21:18] Masamune
    and was almost as hard on me
[21:20] Masamune
    as the other bullies.
[21:28] Masamune
    That's right.
[21:31] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess I know is
[21:33] Masamune
    much stronger, more arrogant...
[21:36] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so kind, Masamune.
[21:40] Masamune
    ...and just as kind.
[21:53] Aki
    Oh, you're awake. I'm going home, then.
[22:01] Masamune
    Ow...
[22:04] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[22:05] Aki
    Wh-What?
[22:07] Masamune
    Sorry I scared you back there.
[22:13] Aki
    You'd better be.
[22:18] Masamune
    That was an emotion I didn't need in my plan.
[22:23] Masamune
    But I... I...
[22:28] Masamune
    Wouldn't you usually say,
[22:29] Masamune
    "No, it was my fault," there?
[22:32] Masamune
    Why would she look so smug?
[22:35] Yoshino
    This is all for Aki-sama.
[22:38] Masamune
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[22:40] Yoshino
    You asked me why I was
    helping you, Pig's Foot.
[22:44] Yoshino
    I believe that Aki-sama needs
    to reexamine herself a bit.
[22:49] Yoshino
    If you dump her, and that makes
    her a little more modest,
[22:52] Yoshino
    it greatly benefits me,
[22:54] Yoshino
    as well as Aki-sama.
[22:56] Masamune
    So that's it. All right.
[22:59] Masamune
    But planning the lap pillow
    was going a bit far, wasn't it?
[23:03] Yoshino
    Lap pillow? Plan?
[23:06] Masamune
    I totally almost fell for her.
[23:08] Yoshino
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[23:09] Masamune
    Oh, come on.
[23:11] Masamune
    You can't fool me, you scheming Cinderella.
[23:15] Masamune
    Anyway, I'm looking forward
    to working with you again,
[23:18] Masamune
    Master Koiwai.
[23:21] Yoshino
    "Master"...
[23:23] Sister
    It's rare for you to be talking to
    someone other than Aki-sama.
[23:30] Sister
    Did something fun happen?
[23:35] Yoshino
    I'm having a lot of fun.

E4 - Clear and Present Danger

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[00:06] (Flashback) Momo
    Goodbye, Eiji!
[00:14] (Flashback) Momo
    Eiji...
[00:20] (Flashback) Eiji
    I only have eyes for you now.
[00:25] (Flashback) Momo
    Eiji...
[00:31] (Flashback) Momo
    You're going to get wet, Eiji.
[00:33] (Flashback) Eiji
    If I just think of it as your tears,
[00:35] (Flashback) Eiji
    getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
[00:42] Masamune
    I see. So this is where her heart flutters.
[00:45] Masamune
    All right, check.
[00:49] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, let me borrow some manga.
[00:53] Chinatsu
    You're still studying?
[00:57] Masamune
    The execution of revenge is just like studying.
SIGN    #4 "Clear and Present Danger"
[02:34] Aki
    Don't ever collect such
[02:36] Aki
    erroneous information again.
[02:38] Yoshino
    I'm terribly sorry, Aki-sama.
[02:43] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[02:44] Masamune
    I'm going to make my revenge a
    reality with this next plan.
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
    Hanano Rabuko
[02:51] TeacherA
    All right, that's it for today's classes.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[02:54] TeacherA
    All of you who have supplementary
    classes, please head over there now.
[03:07] Aki
    You have to sit there?
[03:09] Masamune
    Of course.
SIGN    Emperor Go-Daigo
SIGN    Southern Imperial Court (Yoshino) Three Imperial Regalia of Japan
[03:10] Teacher
    In this era when the conflict
    between the Northern Imperial Court
[03:13] Teacher
    and the Southern Imperial
    Court was intense,
[03:16] Teacher
    the Southern Court, at one
    point, occupied Kyo.
[03:19] Teacher
    But the Northern Imperial
    Court was able to retake Kyo.
[03:23] Teacher
    Eventually, when Ashikaga
    Yoshimitsu was enthroned,
[03:27] Teacher
    the Northern Imperial Court
    continued to get stronger.
[03:31] Teacher
    They moved their residence
    to Kitakoji Muromachi...
[03:34] Aki
    Why don't you face forward?
[03:41] Masamune
    I only have eyes for you now.
[03:48] Girl
    So cold!
[03:54] Aki
    Maybe I'll have Yoshino
    bring me an umbrella.
[04:00] Masamune
    If I just think of it as your tears,
[04:03] Masamune
    getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
[04:08] Masamune
    Bye.
[04:09] Aki
    Hey, Makabe!
[04:16] Masamune
    How do you like my love-blooming plan?
[04:18] Masamune
    I totally nailed it!
[04:25] Masamune
    Creepy?
[04:26] Yoshino
    "Seriously creepy," to be precise.
[04:28] Masamune
    W-Wait a sec! Is that what Adagaki said?
[04:32] Yoshino
    I think she said that 24 times today alone.
[04:34] Masamune
    I'm going to kill that bitch!
[04:36] Yoshino
    I think so too, though.
[04:38] Masamune
    Listen here. "Rose-eyed Steroid" is a classic!
[04:41] Masamune
    It's a bible for all maidens!
[04:43] Yoshino
    That's not the problem here.
[04:46] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, it's time you withdrew a bit.
[04:49] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:50] Yoshino
    You can't just keep pushing.
[04:53] Yoshino
    Mixing things up is important.
[04:56] Masamune
    "Mixing things up"?
[04:58] Yoshino
    Next time, you can be as
    cold as possible to her.
[05:08] Yoshino
    I have returned.
[05:10] Aki
    You're late. How long does it take
    you to go to the convenience store?
[05:14] Yoshino
    I'm very sorry. There was a stray cat.
[05:18] Aki
    As if I care about that.
    Come on, give it here.
[05:33] Masamune
    Well, it's true that
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    That has nothing to do with me anymore.
SIGN    After Eiji started acting cold to me,
SIGN    I was finally able to realize my true feelings...
[05:35] Masamune
    the heroine realizing how she really
    feels when the hero is cold to her
[05:39] Masamune
    is the most standard of tropes.
[05:41] Masamune
    But what happens if I'm cold to
    her and she hates me even more?
[05:45] Aki
    I feel as if I've finally rid myself
    of one of those annoying flies.
[05:48] Aki
    It's quite a relief.
[06:01] Masamune
    Hey, Adagaki-sa—
[06:02] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Creepy.
[06:04] Masamune
    Crap! I almost started
    talking to her reflexively!
[06:08] Masamune
    As Master said, mixing
    things up is important.
[06:13] Aki
    H-Hey...
[06:30] Masamune
    I did it! I actually did it!
[06:33] Masamune
    I ignored the Cruel Princess!
[06:36] Masamune
    I might have also destroyed
    all the effort and likability
[06:39] Masamune
    that I've built up to this point.
[06:43] Masamune
    But the die is cast.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[07:01] Guy
    Yo, Makabe!
[07:02] Girl
    Are you sitting here, Masamune-kun?
[07:04] Masamune
    Yeah. Is this seat available?
[07:06] Guy
    Oh, yeah. Have a seat.
[07:07] Girl
    Yay!
[07:11] Girls
    See you later, Makabe-kun!
[07:13] Masamune
    See you tomorrow.
[07:14] Girl
    Bye-bye!
[07:28] Masamune
    Well, how about it?
[07:29] Masamune
    You miss me like crazy now, don't you?
[07:39] Masamune
    I-It backfired?! Hold up!
[07:49] Masamune
    Are you telling me not to
    try to get close yet, Master?
[08:12] Masamune
    What if it's always going
    to be like this now?
[08:16] Masamune
    Was I actually some
    background character?
[08:23] Aki
    Makabe.
[08:30] Masamune
    She suddenly ambushed me head-on?!
[08:33] Aki
    I need to talk to you.
[08:36] Masamune
    If you're going to say that at this
    point, wouldn't it usually...
[08:40] Aki
    Um, um,
[08:41] Aki
    I have something to talk
    to you about, Makabe-kun...
[08:45] Masamune
    ...be more like that?!
[08:46] Masamune
    Instead of being all shy, she's totally
    in angry Cruel Princess mode!
[08:51] Masamune
    M-Maybe some other time.
[08:54] Aki
    Wait a second!
[08:56] Masamune
    Ow! What the hell?
[08:58] Aki
    Don't give me that! That's my line!
[09:28] Masamune
    Let go of me!
[09:30] Aki
    No!
[09:32] Aki
    Are you stupid?! Are you absolutely stupid?!
    What are you even trying to do?!
[09:36] Masamune
    S-Stop! Stop it...
[09:38] Masamune
    What is this?
[09:38] Aki
    I won't stop! What's going on?!
    Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[09:40] Masamune
    It's like I'm in a brawl or getting
    threatened by some thug!
[09:43] Masamune
    Does this mean I'll never be able to
[09:46] Masamune
    be like the protagonist in a shojo manga?
[09:54] Aki
    Why are you ignoring me?
[10:01] Aki
    I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
[10:08] Masamune
    Wh-Whoa...
[10:11] Masamune
    This is totally
[10:13] Masamune
    her being all shy, right?!
[10:19] Masamune
    No, wait, wait. You can't
    fall for a shy Adagaki Aki.
[10:24] Masamune
    You're amazing, Master! It went
    just like you said it would!
[10:27] Masamune
    Now I'm going turn things back around.
[10:31] Masamune
    You see...
[10:33] Masamune
    I've been waiting for you
    to say that, Adagaki-san.
[10:37] Aki
    Wha— You mean it was on purpose?!
[10:43] Aki
    You're awful!
[10:45] Masamune
    A-Awful?
[10:47] Masamune
    I just received a comment that cut like a knife.
[10:50] Masamune
    Are you sure this didn't backfire, Master?
[10:54] Masamune
    No, wait...
[10:56] Masamune
    She's calling me harsh things like "awful," but...
[11:00] Aki
    You're truly awful. I can't believe you.
[11:03] Masamune
    Even though she's yelling at me,
    she doesn't sound prickly,
[11:06] Masamune
    but actually sounds kind of troubled.
[11:08] Masamune
    I think this is where I'm
    supposed to go out on a limb.
[11:13] Aki
    Why would you do something like that?
[11:16] Masamune
    W-Well, that's because I lik—
[11:18] Aki
    What is there to like about me?
[11:21] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:24] Girl1
    My sign was ranked #1 in today's horoscope.
[11:25] Masamune
    You want me to state the reasons?
[11:26] Girl2
    Wow, lucky!
[11:30] Masamune
    You have a pretty face, but you hate guys.
SIGN    Pudding Prince
[11:33] Masamune
    You have a great body,
    but you're a gluttonous fiend.
[11:36] Masamune
    You're smart, but you're oblivious.
[11:39] Masamune
    And you ask what there is to like
    about such a Cruel Princess?
[11:47] Masamune
    I hadn't really thought about it! Teehee!
[11:50] Masamune
    Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that.
[11:54] Masamune
    Wh-What is there?
[11:56] Masamune
    E-Everything! Everything about you!
[11:59] Aki
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[12:01] Masamune
    You're absolutely the best!
[12:03] Masamune
    Oops, sorry! Just remembered
    I have somewhere I need to be!
[12:07] Aki
    Makabe!
[12:08] Masamune
    Uh, Masamune-kun?! Why are you running away?
[12:11] Masamune
    You actually managed to get that
    much of a reaction out of her!
[12:14] Masamune
    What are you going to do after this?
[12:16] Masamune
    I have no idea!
[12:18] Masamune
    Come on, Master!
[12:23] Yoshino
    Are you stupid?
[12:24] Masamune
    Don't call me stupid!
[12:25] Yoshino
    I didn't consider that you hadn't
    even thought about that.
[12:28] Masamune
    Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
[12:31] Masamune
    We need to think of something! Anything!
[12:33] Masamune
    Come on, give me something that'll make
    her heart flutter when she hears it!
[12:36] Yoshino
    I'm not some cat robot.
[12:39] Masamune
    I know. What if I tell her she's pretty?
[12:41] Yoshino
    No.
[12:42] Masamune
    Huh? No? Why?!
[12:45] Masamune
    Don't sigh right there!
[12:49] Masamune
    A letter's the only way to go.
[12:51] Masamune
    If I try to say it verbally,
    I'll probably flub it up.
[12:54] Masamune
    Master's ideas are amazing.
[12:58] Aki
    What are you doing?
[13:01] Masamune
    P-Perfect timing.
[13:02] Masamune
    Listen, would you mind reading this?
[13:05] Masamune
    It says how I feel right now.
[13:21] Aki
    I absolutely despise you.
[13:34] Masamune
    You seem to have the wrong idea. I'm—
[13:36] Aki
    Shut up!
[13:38] Aki
    You can't fool me!
[13:39] Aki
    I saw through your selfishness
    a long time ago!
[13:49] Masamune
    Hey! Adagaki-san?!
[13:53] Yoshino
    Is something wrong?
[13:56] Masamune
    Master...
[13:59] Masamune
    I have no idea what's going on anymore!
[14:01] Masamune
    She suddenly says she despises
    me and runs off like that.
[14:05] Masamune
    And she's acting totally
    different from yesterday.
[14:08] Masamune
    What the heck is going on?
[14:10] Masamune
    I thought things were finally
    going well yesterday. Damn it!
[14:16] Yoshino
    All right. Leave it to me.
[14:18] Masamune
    Do you have an idea what's
    going on? Tell me, Master!
[14:23] Yoshino
    I just said to leave it to me, didn't I?
[14:27] Yoshino
    Right now, you can't even explain
    what you like about Aki-sama.
[14:32] Yoshino
    That means nothing you say
    will get through to her.
[14:37] Masamune
    I-I...
[14:40] Yoshino
    Don't worry. I'll make sure you'll
    be able to go out with her.
[14:50] Masamune
    Is she telling the Pig's
    Foot to stay out of it?
[14:54] Masamune
    Damn it, Makabe Masamune.
[14:56] Masamune
    Who is this revenge for?
    It's for me, isn't it?!
[15:00] Masamune
    I can't get my revenge if I'm just sitting
    here like I'm waiting to be fed.
[15:07] Masamune
    That's unacceptable!
[15:21] Aki
    This is the first time I've skipped class.
[15:23] Aki
    A-Am I going to get in trouble?
[15:27] Girl
    Hey!
[15:28] Aki
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:31] Girl
    Darn it, Cookie! Come back here!
[15:42] Aki
    I can't take it anymore!
    Why must I feel so irritated?
[15:48] Aki
    This is all...
[15:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    You're absolutely the best!
[15:52] (Flashback) Masamune
    Oops, sorry! Just remembered
    I have somewhere I need to be!
[15:56] (Flashback) Aki
    Makabe!
[16:01] (Flashback) Aki
    Hey! You forgot this!
[16:03] (Flashback) Masamune
    Come on, Master!
[16:07] (Flashback) Aki
    "Master"?
[16:09] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I didn't consider that you hadn't
    even thought about that.
[16:13] (Flashback) Masamune
    Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
[16:15] (Flashback) Masamune
    We need to think of something! Anything!
[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune
    Come on, give me something that'll make
    her heart flutter when she hears it!
[16:20] Aki
    What does he mean by "everything"?
[16:20] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'm not some cat robot.
[16:23] Aki
    I bet he's been saying that to
    all the girls! That scumbag!
[16:27] Aki
    When did he and Yoshino...
[16:30] Aki
    After he asked me out on
    a date so many times...
[16:33] Aki
    I knew it'd end up like this!
[16:38] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[16:47] Aki
    Why didn't you tell me?
[16:55] Aki
    Did you need something?
[16:56] Aki
    I can decide for myself whether
    I want to go to class.
[16:59] Aki
    You can go back to class.
[17:01] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, I was meeting
    with Makabe Masamune-kun.
[17:08] Yoshino
    He needed someone to talk to.
[17:11] Aki
    Oh? And?
[17:13] Yoshino
    He emailed and called me, too.
[17:15] Aki
    So what?
[17:16] Aki
    It doesn't matter to me that
    you and Makabe are close.
[17:21] Yoshino
    Are you sad?
[17:23] Aki
    That's inconceivable. Why would I
    be sad over that cocky narcissist?
[17:30] Yoshino
    Is that really all?
[17:41] Aki
    Honestly, this girl...
[17:44] Aki
    She's usually so slow, but somehow,
[17:46] Aki
    she's always so sharp when
    it comes to things like this.
[17:54] Aki
    Th-That's inconceivable!
[17:56] Aki
    I would never be sad over a boy.
[17:59] Aki
    That'll never happen again.
[18:04] Aki
    Because there's something that
    I still believe in very strongly.
[18:10] Aki
    Boys are all just liars!
[18:13] Aki
    They're selfish and do whatever
    they want, and in the end...
[18:16] Aki
    They act like nothing ever happened.
[18:19] Yoshino
    That might be true.
[18:22] Aki
    Yes, it is. That's why...
[18:27] Aki
    It's inconceivable that
    I would ever like a boy.
[18:31] Aki
    I won't be sad about the fact
    that Makabe Masamune was
[18:34] Aki
    meeting with Yoshino without my knowledge,
[18:36] Aki
    let alone fall in love with him.
[18:39] Aki
    There's no doubt about it!
[18:44] Yoshino
    It's okay, Aki-sama.
[18:46] Yoshino
    He only has eyes for you.
[18:51] Yoshino
    You like him too, don't you?
[19:09] Aki
    Th-Th-That's not true.
[19:13] Aki
    Of course that's not true!
[19:18] Aki
    Wait a second, Yoshino!
[19:23] Aki
    Ugh, where did she go?
[19:26] Kid
    Mommy, I'm hungry!
[19:34] Aki
    Why am I so irritated? I'm...
[19:40] Aki
    awful.
[19:43] Aki
    I'm such a terrible person.
[19:45] Aki
    I've always hurt other people
    so I wouldn't get hurt.
[19:48] Aki
    If it means never having
    to go through that again,
[19:51] Aki
    I'd rather be hated and have people
    keep their distance from me.
[19:53] Aki
    That's why I did everything I've done.
[19:58] Aki
    Why am I remembering the past?
[20:03] Aki
    I don't know.
[20:05] Aki
    I don't know if he actually likes me.
[20:09] Aki
    And I...
[20:16] Masamune
    Stop!
[20:36] Masamune
    I thought I finally found you and then...
[20:39] Masamune
    What the hell were you
    thinking?! The light was red!
[20:43] Aki
    I-It's not like it matters to you!
[20:46] Masamune
    Be serious!
[20:47] Masasmune
    Of course that's not true! I don't
    know what I'd do without you!
[20:54] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Is that really all?
[21:01] Masamune
    A-Adagaki-san? Sorry,
    I might've said too much.
[21:09] Aki
    I...
[21:15] Aki
    I...
[21:23] Neko
    I'm so terribly sorry! Are you all right?
[21:30] Neko
    Were you hurt?
[21:32] Aki
    No, I'm fine.
[21:34] Neko
    I see. Thank goodness.
[21:41] Neko
    My Lord...
[21:42] Neko
    Our Father, who art in heaven...
[21:44] Neko
    I can't believe it.
[21:46] Neko
    I can't believe that this
    could happen here.
[21:54] Neko
    I've been longing to see you.
[22:05] Masamune
    Who the hell is this?!

E5 - Mysterious Cat

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[00:03] Neko
    I've been longing to see you.
[00:13] Masamune
    Who the hell is this?!
SIGN    #5 "Mysterious Cat"
[01:51] Masamune
    Wh-What's going—
[01:57] Neko
    O-Oh, dear... How improper of me.
[02:01] Neko
    I'm terribly sorry.
[02:03] Masamune
    Er, no, it's okay...
[02:05] Neko
    This must have happened because
    it was all I prayed for, day and night.
[02:08] Neko
    The Lord has finally allowed us to meet.
[02:17] Masamune
    S-So soft...
[02:20] Masamune
    Er, I mean... Wait! Hold on a
    second! Come to your senses!
[02:25] Masamune
    Who is this?
[02:28] Masamune
    I don't know her. I have no idea who she is.
[02:31] Masamune
    Have we met somewhere?
    Nah, no way. Nope, nope, nope!
[02:34] Neko
    Do you have even the slightest of
    feelings for me, Masamune-sama?
[02:39] Masamune
    She got my name right.
[02:41] Masamune
    D-Do hot guys
[02:43] Masamune
    have random girls just hurl themselves
    at them before they even know it?
[02:49] Masamune
    Nah, that can't be.
[02:50] Masamune
    L-Listen...
[02:52] Masamune
    I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person.
[02:55] Neko
    Huh?
[02:56] Shidou
    Milady, it's just about time.
[02:59] Neko
    But, Shidou...
[03:01] Shidou
    It's time.
[03:04] Neko
    I am so delighted that I had a chance
    to see you, Masamune-sama.
[03:09] Neko
    I do hope we will see each other again soon.
[03:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[03:12] Neko
    If you will excuse me.
[03:15] Masamune
    Hey, wait...
[03:21] Masamune
    What the hell was that?
[03:26] Masamune
    Hey, Adagaki-san.
[03:28] Aki
    Who was that?
[03:30] Masamune
    Er, I'm not really sure, either.
[03:34] Aki
    Why don't you die?
[03:45] Shidou
    Milady.
[03:46] Shidou
    Please do not forget that
    you are a Fujinomiya.
[03:49] Shidou
    You made a promise to your father.
[03:52] Neko
    I haven't forgotten.
[03:56] Neko
    I believe this will be a most splendid game.
[04:05] Masamune
    Ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN    Ma-kun's The Truth Show
[04:09] (Flashback) Masamune
    There is something that I
    really want to say right now!
[04:12] (Flashback) Masamune
    May the hammer come down
    on girls who refuse to listen.
[04:16] (Flashback) Masamune
    That woman dares to tell me to die
    without even hearing me out—yes!
[04:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm talking about Adagaki Aki!
[04:21] (Flashback) Masamune
    I am not guilty! I am innocent!
[04:24] (Flashback) Masamune
    Listen to me, damn it!
[04:34] Guy
    Ma'am, I need an egg salad sandwich!
[04:36] Guy2
    Chicken cutlets! Chicken cutlets!
[04:38] Masamune
    Ma'am...
[04:39] Masamune
    I need five yakisoba buns,
    four cutlet sandwiches,
[04:42] Masamune
    and five croquette buns!
[04:48] Masamune
    All right, this should be more than enough.
[04:51] Masamune
    She's probably enjoying
[04:53] Masamune
    her loner feast in that gym
    storage room right now.
[04:56] Masamune
    After all, she is a gluttonous fiend.
[04:58] Masamune
    No matter how bad her mood might be,
    I've brought this many offerings.
[05:02] Masamune
    Surely she'll at least hear me out.
[05:04] Masamune
    I-It's okay. It'll work out.
[05:17] Masamune
    You can't shoot gas guns at people!
[05:22] Yoshino
    Would you have preferred the real thing?
[05:25] Masamune
    What the hell was that for?
[05:28] Yoshino
    I'm on duty. Aki-sama's orders.
SIGN    High Voltage
[05:33] Yoshino
    She told me to chase the Pig's
    Foot away if he came near.
[05:35] Masamune
    She's still mad?
[05:37] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, this didn't seem like
    something that she'd let go easily.
[05:43] Yoshino
    What did you do?
[05:45] Masamune
    Well...
[05:46] Yoshino
    "Well"?
[05:47] Masamune
    I mean...
[05:49] Yoshino
    "I mean"?
[05:53] Masamune
    After I talked with you yesterday,
[05:56] Masamune
    I went to see Adagaki Aki.
[06:00] Yoshino
    She suddenly jumped into your arms?
[06:03] Masamune
    I swear! I seriously
    have no idea who she is!
[06:05] Masamune
    I don't even know what her name is!
[06:07] Masamune
    You believe me, right, Master?
[06:10] Masamune
    M-Master!
[06:12] Yoshino
    To think that you were this hopeless...
[06:15] Masamune
    Seriously, I'm not!
[06:16] Yoshino
    I told you not to interfere.
[06:17] Masamune
    You think I'm that resourceful?!
SIGN    Unresourceful
[06:22] Yoshino
    That's not the point here. Don't you get it?
[06:34] Masamune
    Is she just going to abandon me?
[06:39] Masamune
    Fine.
[06:41] Masamune
    I decided I'd do this myself anyway.
[06:44] Masamune
    I just have to review what
    I'm supposed to say.
[06:50] (Flashback) Masamune
    You sure went through a lot
    yesterday, Adagaki-san.
[06:53] (Flashback) Masamune
    I went through a lot, too.
[06:56] (Flashback) Masamune
    But you're my number one girl, Adagaki-san.
[07:08] Masamune
    No, no!
[07:46] girlA
    The wind's so strong.
[07:48] girlB
    It is.
[07:50] Masamune
    Man... I didn't get any sleep at all.
[07:53] Masamune
    I seriously have no idea who that girl is.
[07:56] Masamune
    That girl...
[08:01] (Flashback) Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[08:04] Masamune
    But she sure was cute...
[08:08] Masamune
    Actually, she's pretty much my type.
[08:12] Masamune
    But I seriously have no idea who she is!
[08:15] Masamune
    That stupid Cruel Princess pisses me off!
[08:17] Masamune
    Koiwai Yoshino, too!
[08:18] Tae
    What's wrong with Masamune-kun?
[08:20] Kojuurou
    No idea. He's been acting pretty suspicious.
[08:24] Teacher
    We're starting homeroom. Take your seats.
[08:24] Masamune
    Why am I surrounded by people
    who won't listen to me?
[08:32] Teacher
    I'm going to introduce you
    to a new transfer student.
[08:42] Neko
    I am Fujinomiya Neko.
[08:44] Neko
    I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
[08:47] guyB
    Sh-She's beautiful!
[08:49] girlC
    So cute!
[08:56] Teacher
    Fujinomiya-san, go ahead and
    take that empty desk over there.
[08:59] Neko
    Yes, sir.
[09:08] Masamune
    All right! I've been waiting
    for this five-minute break!
[09:11] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, do you have a moment?
[09:13] girlD
    Your hair is so pretty!
    What shampoo do you use?
[09:16] girlE
    Where did you transfer from?
[09:18] Masamune
    Wh-What is this?
[09:20] Neko
    Seichou Academy.
[09:22] girlC
    Seichou?
[09:23] girlD
    Oh, I've heard of it. It's an
    all-girls boarding school.
[09:27] GirlD
    I saw it on TV.
[09:28] GirlA
    It's in the middle of some mountains.
    The school looks like a castle.
[09:32] Girls
    Wow!
[09:33] Masamune
    Who cares about all that?!
[09:35] Masamune
    Just...
[09:36] Masamune
    let me...
[09:37] Masamune
    talk to her!
[09:40] Masamune
    The next class...
[09:44] Tae
    That looks good on you!
[09:47] Girl
    I'll show you where it is. This way.
[09:56] Masamune
    Curse you girls!
[09:58] guyA
    So that's what it means to feel more
    comfortable around the same sex.
[10:01] guyB
    It's a violation of the anti-trust act.
    The wealth needs to be redistributed.
[10:05] guyB
    Hey, Kojuurou. Go mix in with them.
[10:07] Kojuurou
    What? No! It's too scary!
[10:09] guyB
    It's not scary. They won't
    even notice you're there.
[10:13] guyA
    Put this bow on. Here.
[10:17] guyA
    I need a picture! A picture!
[10:18] guys
    Hurry! Hurry! Wait, hang on!
[10:19] Masamune
    I'll go.
[10:20] Kojuurou
    You will, Makabe-kun?
[10:22] Masamune
    I just need to talk to her, right?
[10:24] guyB
    Th-That's right, Makabe!
[10:25] guyB
    That's using your hot-guy-ness!
[10:27] ---
    Makabe-kun, you'd do that for us?
[10:29] Masamune
    These guys are a real pain.
[10:31] Guyb
    I'll treat you to Mac!
[10:32] GuyA
    And karaoke!
[10:34] Masamune
    I have a ton of things that I want
    to ask Fujinomiya Neko myself.
[10:38] Masamune
    Hey, girls. Do you mind if we join in—
[10:41] Girls
    No way!
[10:45] Masamune
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting
    your squees and giggles!
[10:49] Tae
    Masamune-kun, perfect timing!
[10:53] Masamune
    Wh-What? What is this?
[10:56] Tae
    Masamune-kun, did you know?
[10:58] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:58] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san says she
    transferred here just for you.
[11:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[11:06] Masamune
    Huh?!
[11:10] Neko
    U-Um...
[11:11] Neko
    Masamune-sama had no way of knowing.
[11:15] Neko
    I personally feel indebted to him, that is all.
[11:18] Girls
    Then you should tell him,
    right here and now!
[11:25] Neko
    Three years ago on Christmas...
SIGN    Donations
[11:30] (Flashback) Neko
    We would deeply appreciate
[11:33] (Flashback) Neko
    your warm donations again this Christmas.
[11:57] (Flashback) Neko
    Um...
[12:01] (Flashback) Guy
    You should dress warmer.
[12:05] (Flashback) Guy
    It looked like you were about
    to grow wings and fly away.
[12:14] Neko
    When you said that to me, Masamune-sama,
[12:16] Neko
    you looked like an angel in my eyes.
[12:19] Masamune
    Wai—
[12:20] girlC
    Wait, what's going to happen
    to Adagaki-san, then?
[12:23] girlA
    Well, this is this, and that's that.
[12:26] Masamune
    Seriously, wait.
[12:27] Tae
    This is like something out of a shojo manga!
[12:30] Masamune
    Who the hell is that nauseatingly
    smug guy supposed to be?!
[12:33] Masamune
    Three years ago, I was still
    a fatty living in Shinshuu!
[12:36] guyB
    That's Makabe for you.
[12:38] guyA
    Can't be helped if it was Makabe.
[12:40] Masamune
    They're convinced!
[12:49] Masamune
    Let's talk for a sec.
[12:59] Neko
    Um, Masamune-sama...
[13:01] Neko
    If you run so quickly, I'll...
[13:07] Masamune
    S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[13:12] Masamune
    Blood?!
[13:13] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san?!
[13:15] Masamune
    E-Emergency! Emergency!
[13:16] Masamune
    Where's the medic?!
[13:18] Masamune
    Wait, should I call 110?
[13:19] Masamune
    No, it's 119!
[13:21] Masamune
    But first, the nurse's office...
[13:24] Neko
    I'm all right.
[13:26] Neko
    I just got dizzy for a moment.
[13:29] Masamune
    Are you sure you're okay?
[13:31] Neko
    Yes.
[13:36] Masamune
    You dropped some... thing...
SIGN    Kamego Tomato Ketchup
    Mini Pack
[13:43] Masamune
    That's the blood?
[13:44] Neko
    Please do not worry.
[13:46] Neko
    I picked a brand that uses the
    best natural ingredients.
[13:49] Masamune
    Er, what's this doing here?
[13:51] Neko
    It's a part of a refined lady's tastes.
[13:54] Masamune
    Tastes?
[13:56] Neko
    Think of it as a variation on
    a mayonnaise enthusiast.
[14:00] Masamune
    If not for the situation, I almost
    wouldn't want to believe you...
[14:04] Neko
    What do you put on your eggs?
[14:06] Masamune
    Sorry, but I prefer salt and pepper.
[14:08] Masamune
    Stop trying to change the subject!
[14:11] Masamune
    More importantly, why would
    you tell a lie like that?
[14:14] Masamune
    I don't know you.
[14:19] Neko
    The truth is rather embarrassing.
[14:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:23] Neko
    If possible,
[14:25] Neko
    I would prefer to keep the truth
    a secret between you and me.
[14:29] Masamune
    Uh, that doesn't explain anything to me...
[14:31] Neko
    It doesn't matter to me
    that you don't remember.
[14:35] Neko
    It doesn't change the fact
    that I've always admired you.
[14:38] Neko
    Is it a bother to you?
[14:41] Masamune
    Damn it. She's really cute.
[14:44] Masamune
    Don't lose your head, Makabe Masamune.
    You know this is wrong.
[14:47] Masamune
    You have to endure.
    If you lose your resolve here,
[14:50] Masamune
    what'll come of your revenge
    against that scumball?
[14:54] Masamune
    I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sorry.
[14:57] Masamune
    I have someone that I like.
[14:59] Masamune
    Damn it, I said it. What a waste.
[15:03] Neko
    No... That can't be...
[15:07] Masamune
    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[15:09] Neko
    Is she that wonderful?
[15:11] Masamune
    Actually, she's crude, she's a
    glutton, she's unrefined...
[15:14] Masamune
    She's the opposite of wonderful.
[15:16] Masamune
    Yeah...
[15:17] Neko
    A-Are you two dating?
[15:19] Masamune
    No. It's one-sided.
[15:21] Neko
    I-If it's not a bother,
[15:22] Neko
    would you mind telling me who she is?
[15:27] Aki
    No, that isn't enough.
[15:30] Aki
    I need five K sandwiches,
    and five Y sandwiches.
[15:32] Aki
    I need another of that
    exact same order at 3 PM.
[15:35] Yoshino
    Understood.
[15:36] Masamune
    That's her, by the window.
[15:38] Neko
    The girl with the short hair?
[15:40] Masamune
    No, the long-haired girl next
    to her, with the big attitude...
[15:44] Masamune
    Oh, I mean in the sense that she's level-headed.
[15:47] Masamune
    I mean, just going by looks,
[15:49] Masamune
    the Cruel Princess is unbeatable.
[15:52] Masamune
    I'm sure Fujinomiya-san will give up.
[15:54] Neko
    Ah, she ain't gonna be a problem.
[15:57] Masamune
    Huh?
[16:00] Masamune
    Hey, wait a sec!
[16:06] Neko
    I apologize for what happened the other day.
[16:09] Aki
    You're the girl from...
[16:12] Neko
    My name is Fujinomiya Neko.
[16:15] Neko
    I truly envy you,
[16:17] Neko
    since you have Masamune-sama's affection.
[16:21] Masamune
    I've gotta stop her!
[16:32] Both
    She's not wearing any?
[16:45] Neko
    I'm very mindful when it comes to my health.
[16:48] Masamune
    Huh?
[16:49] Neko
    Feeling moderately tense is
    the secret to good health.
[16:53] Masamune
    Who needs that kind of health tip?!
[16:55] Neko
    The trick is in your stride and
    how you place your feet.
[16:58] Masamune
    The trick to what exactly?
[17:00] Neko
    I am very blessed.
[17:02] Neko
    Regardless of how you might feel about me,
[17:05] Neko
    it feels like a miracle that
    we're able to speak at all.
[17:09] Masamune
    Wait, wait, wait...
[17:10] Aki
    So annoying.
[17:12] Masamune
    Crap! I got caught up in the fact
    that she's not wearing any!
[17:16] Aki
    Leave right now. If you
    won't leave, then I will.
[17:24] Masamune
    Wait!
[17:25] Masamune
    I want to talk to you about this.
[17:35] Masamune
    It's not like that!
[17:37] Masamune
    She's mistaken me for someone else!
    That has nothing to do with me!
[17:41] Masamune
    Are you going to believe her over me?
[17:44] Aki
    Huh?
[17:45] Aki
    Where do you get off
    expecting me to believe you?
[17:48] Masamune
    I'm telling you to hear me out!
[17:50] Aki
    Get away from me! I'll catch
    your chronic superficiality!
[17:59] Gym Teacher
    You guys have some nerve,
[18:01] Gym Teacher
    boldly skipping class like this.
[18:12] Aki
    That unreasonable teacher...
[18:13] Aki
    I'm going to dub him
    "Mr. Broke-ass from 3-B."
[18:17] Masamune
    You think you have a right to be mad?
[18:19] Masamune
    I'm the one who got dragged
    into this nonsense.
[18:22] (Flashback) Gym teacher
    As punishment, you'll be cleaning
    the pool after school!
[18:25] Masamune
    Endure. I have to endure this.
[18:27] Masamune
    Well, let's just hurry up and
    finish cleaning this pool.
[18:31] Aki
    Yes, you're right.
[18:33] Aki
    Before I get indiscriminately
    assaulted by a certain someone.
[18:36] Aki
    I'll start cleaning over there,
[18:38] Aki
    so don't you dare come anywhere near me.
[18:41] Masamune
    What is her problem?! What is her
    problem?! What is her problem?!
[18:44] Masamune
    Ugh, what the hell am
    I going to do with you?!
[18:48] Masamune
    You piss me off... You piss
    me off... You piss me off!
[18:55] Aki
    M-Makabe!
[18:58] Masamune
    Sorry, Adagaki-san. That was an accident.
[19:01] Aki
    An accident, eh?
[19:10] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess is sadly
    lacking in some areas.
[19:14] Masamune
    Though she's got some nice legs.
[19:17] Aki
    What are you looking at?
    Shouldn't you be cleaning?
[19:19] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:21] Aki
    Hup...
[19:22] Aki
    What the heck? It's so heavy.
[19:26] Masamune
    Wha—
[19:34] Aki
    Makabe, come over here.
[19:38] Aki
    This will spill if I walk any further.
[19:40] Masamune
    What the hell are you doing?
[19:41] Aki
    I'm going to accidentally
    spill this on you, of course.
[19:44] Masamune
    That's totally intentional!
[19:45] Masamune
    Anything "accidental" is way
    out of the picture now!
[19:48] Aki
    They say, "An eye for an eye,
    and a tooth for a tooth," right?
[19:50] Masamune
    Aren't you thinking of
    repaying a debt twofold?
[19:53] Aki
    It's accidental!
[19:54] Masamune
    No accident is that vindictive!
[19:57] Aki
    There's no way I'll be the only one to get wet.
[20:00] Masamune
    Come on, give me a break.
    I'm not wearing a swimsuit.
[20:03] Aki
    So?
[20:04] Masamune
    You want me to go home
    in drenched underwear?
[20:06] Aki
    Maybe you shouldn't wear any, then.
    You two can go commando together.
[20:12] Masamune
    She's hopeless. I need to do something, fast.
[20:15] Aki
    Come, now. Be grateful for this water
    that I'm going to accidentally...
[20:25] Masamune
    Serves you right.
[20:30] Masamune
    Is she drowning? Could it
    be that she can't swim?
[20:32] Masamune
    Wait, I thought she was good at sports!
[20:37] Masamune
    I'll be right there!
[20:41] Masamune
    Just a bit more...
[20:49] Masamune
    I guess her feet touched the bottom.
[20:55] Aki
    I thought you didn't want to get wet.
[20:58] Masamune
    I can't help it. My body moved on its own.
[21:00] Masamune
    I can't have you dying on me,
    for various reasons.
[21:05] Aki
    Huh... I see.
[21:07] Aki
    So it just moved on its own.
    I figured it was no more than that.
[21:13] Masamune
    Then what do you want me to say?!
[21:15] Masamune
    If I said it's because I like you,
    you wouldn't believe me anyway!
[21:18] Aki
    Wha— I never said anything like that!
[21:21] Masamune
    You might as well have!
[21:27] Masamune
    It's true that I wanted to save you.
[21:29] Masamune
    Sorry for overstepping my bounds.
[21:33] Masamune
    There's no getting through to someone
[21:36] Masamune
    who's closed off to begin with.
[21:38] Masamune
    That's what sucks about it being one-way.
[21:41] Masamune
    I don't get it. Why am I so annoyed by this?
[21:45] Masamune
    I just...
[21:47] Aki
    Then prove it to me.
[21:51] Aki
    Prove it?
[21:52] Aki
    Yes. Prove that you like me.
[21:58] Aki
    You can't?
[21:59] Masamune
    What would it take for you to believe me?
[22:02] Aki
    Well, for example...
[22:08] Aki
    You could kiss me.

E6 - Attack! Battle of the Home Visits

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[00:15] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's late.
[00:18] Neko
    It's quite hot today, isn't it?
[00:34] Neko
    Do you happen to know
    where Masamune-sama is?
[00:38] Yoshino
    Why ask me?
[00:40] Neko
    I surmised you were the first
    person whom I should ask.
[00:44] Yoshino
    I don't know.
[00:46] Neko
    Is that so?
[00:48] Yoshino
    Yes.
[00:49] Neko
    Oh, I see.
SIGN    #6: "Attack! Battle of the Home Visits"
[02:42] Aki
    Well, for example...
[02:44] Aki
    You could kiss me.
[02:47] Masamune
    Kiss...
[02:49] Masamune
    To osculate...
[02:53] Masamune
    A smooch...
[03:04] Aki
    What? If you actually liked me,
    you could at least do that.
[03:09] Masamune
    W-Well, um...
[03:11] Masamune
    D-Don't be ridiculous!
[03:13] Masamune
    A k-k-k-k-k-kiss was, like, the last of
    the last of the "Dead or Love" Plan.
[03:17] Masamune
    I was planning it as the grand finale!
[03:27] (Flashback) Aki
    Makabe...
[03:30] (Flashback) Aki
    I love you.
[03:37] (Flashback) Masamune
    But I refuse!
[03:38] Masamune
    Mission complete!
[03:40] Masamune
    That's the last scene.
[03:44] Masamune
    And so, for this to happen at
    such a random, unpopular point,
[03:47] Masamune
    and right in the middle of my plan,
    was completely unaccounted for!
[03:53] Aki
    See? I knew it.
[03:55] Aki
    I don't have time for this.
[03:57] Masamune
    Wait!
[04:04] Masamune
    What are you doing,
    grabbing onto her like that?!
[04:07] Masamune
    You just dove right into the main event!
[04:09] Masamune
    It's insane! This is insane!
[04:12] Masamune
    But I can't run away from
    this. What should I...
[04:18] Masamune
    I know. This is a ham!
[04:20] Masamune
    She's a ham shaped like a person!
[04:22] Masamune
    If I think of it as biting into a tasty
    ham I got as a midsummer gift...
[04:28] Aki
    H-Hey!
[04:32] Aki
    No! Don't!
[04:43] Masamune
    What'd you do that for?!
[04:45] Aki
    B-But...
[04:46] Masamune
    Don't "but" me!
[04:49] Masamune
    There's no use in acting like the
    victim here, you stupid ham!
[04:52] Tae
    Oh, Masamune-kun?
[05:00] Masamune
    Huh? Class Rep?
[05:02] Tae
    What are you doing there?
[05:04] Masamune
    One of the teachers made us
    clean the pool as punishment,
[05:07] Masamune
    and the pool seemed so nice and cool,
    we couldn't help but splash right in.
[05:11] Tae
    What the heck?
[05:13] Girl
    Still, you probably shouldn't
    dive in with your clothes on.
[05:16] Masamune
    L-Looks like I managed to
    dodge that bullet for now...
[05:20] Masamune
    What are you doing here, Class Rep?
[05:22] Tae
    Me? I have practice.
[05:26] Masamune
    So she's in the swim club, too.
[05:28] Masamune
    That's why she's got such
    a nice cardio body.
[05:31] Tae
    Well, good luck with the cleaning.
[05:33] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[05:39] Masamune
    What the hell? You're trying to escape?
[05:42] Aki
    Well...
[05:43] Aki
    I guess I'll just accept the fact
    that you love me so much,
[05:47] Aki
    you have no idea what to do with yourself.
[05:52] Aki
    And that brings up the question: "So what?"
[06:02] Masamune
    You can't be serious!
    Someone fry that ham to a crisp!
[06:13] Masamune
    What the hell is her problem?
    She's the one who told me to do it.
[06:20] Masamune
    I actually tried to kiss her.
[06:26] Neko
    There you are, Masamune-sama.
[06:29] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san?!
[06:31] Neko
    I've been looking for you.
[06:39] Masamune
    I don't think I have the energy
    to hang out right now...
[06:43] Neko
    My, you must be tired
    from that grueling task.
[06:58] Neko
    You can have this, if you like.
[07:01] Masamune
    Hot tea? At this time of year?
[07:08] Masamune
    It's salty.
[07:13] Neko
    I hear it's best to never let your body
    get a chill, even in the summer.
[07:18] Neko
    I also hear you need sodium and
    citric acid to fight dehydration.
[07:21] Neko
    So I thought the best solution would be
    roasted green tea with pickled plum in it.
[07:28] Masamune
    Huh...
[07:29] Masamune
    Well, that makes sense.
[07:32] Masamune
    I prefer this over some
    disgustingly sweet juice.
[07:36] Neko
    The other things you lack are
    essential vitamins and magnesium.
[07:39] Neko
    Beer yeast and propolis.
SIGN    Multivitamin
SIGN    Magnesium
[07:41] Neko
    This company's propolis has
    a patented method for how
[07:45] Neko
    it's absorbed into your body,
    making it more effective.
[07:48] Neko
    Then there's the magnesium and...
[07:52] Neko
    I-I'm terribly sorry! I've been presumptuous.
[08:00] Masamune
    I can't say that I'm very fond
    of turning to medicines first.
[08:04] Masamune
    Exercise and diet are more important.
[08:06] Masamune
    I think it's fine to use medicines
    as an aid after that, but...
[08:10] Neko
    Of course, I do believe that's ideal.
[08:15] Masamune
    She's pretty cute when she's
    pouting like that, too.
[08:20] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you something?
[08:22] Neko
    Yes?
[08:25] Masamune
    What do you like about me?
[08:30] Masamune
    I'm definitely a guy who can
    turn even a stumble into profit!
[08:34] Masamune
    This is the super difficult question Adagaki
    Aki posed to me that I couldn't answer.
[08:39] (Flashback) Aki
    What is there to like about me?
[08:42] Masamune
    I'll immediately shoot down any superficial
    answers like "your face" or "everything!"
[08:46] Masamune
    And of course, since you don't know me,
[08:50] Masamune
    you can't give a real answer
    about my character.
[08:53] Masamune
    It's the best question to ask, since either
    answer allows me to easily shoot her down!
[08:57] Masamune
    So, how are you going to answer?
[09:02] Neko
    I like how you're so modest that you
    don't even realize your own charms.
[09:10] Masamune
    White...
[09:13] Masamune
    Whitening!
[09:25] Masamune
    I-I see.
[09:28] Neko
    You should be a little more confident,
[09:33] Neko
    because you're a very lovely
    person, Masamune-sama.
[09:45] Masamune
    That woman is a tougher than I thought.
[09:49] Masamune
    I get it! I think what I'm lacking is the
    ability to be unreasonably audacious.
[09:57] Masamune
    Oh, my pants are almost dry.
[10:05] Yoshino
    That commando girl is definitely dangerous.
    I need to cut her down from the roots.
[10:23] Yoshino
    Where is she going off to on her own?
[10:26] Yoshino
    This is...
[10:29] Yoshino
    What's that woman thinking?
[10:42] Shidou
    Did you need something from Neko-sama?
[10:48] Yoshino
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:51] Neko
    Shidou. She's an acquaintance of mine.
[10:55] Neko
    Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[10:59] Neko
    You work as Adagaki-sama's
    attendant, don't you?
[11:07] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know.
[11:11] Neko
    You can stop with the charade.
[11:15] Neko
    I know it's your job, but it must be difficult.
[11:20] Yoshino
    Why are you so concerned
    with Makabe Masamune?
[11:23] Neko
    Because he saved me in the past.
[11:26] Yoshino
    You're lying. I heard
    everything from Pig's Foot.
[11:36] Kinue
    May I help you two?
[11:40] Masamune
    The way I'm so modest that I don't
    even realize my own charms, huh...
[11:44] Masamune
    I'll use that line the next
    time I see Adagaki Aki.
[11:47] Masamune
    But if I keep admiring her like this,
    I'm going to keep falling for her.
[11:54] Masamune
    I'm home.
[11:54] Kinue
    Right. First, pick up the shrimp...
[11:56] Neko
    Like this?
[11:56] Masamune
    What's all the ruckus?
[11:57] Neko
    Yes, that's right!
[11:58] Kinue
    Yes, keep that up.
[12:00] Kinue
    Very good! Next, we have the eggs.
[12:05] Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun. Welcome home.
[12:09] Neko
    Welcome home, Masamune-sama.
[12:13] Masamune
    What the hell are you two doing here?!
[12:15] Neko
    I tried making fried shrimp
    for the first time in my life.
[12:18] Neko
    I hope it's to your liking.
[12:23] Masamune
    O-Oh... I get it.
[12:24] Masamune
    This isn't my house.
[12:26] Kinue
    It's almost ready, so nibble on
    some cookies while you wait.
[12:27] Masamune
    But the loli hag is here...
[12:30] Masamune
    Wait! This is my house!
[12:33] Masamune
    M-Master!
[12:40] Yoshino
    My hands are all sticky.
[12:42] Masamune
    That doesn't matter right now!
    What the heck is going on?
[12:48] (Flashback) Kinue
    May I help you two?
[12:55] (Flashback) Kinue
    Those uniforms! You must
    go to Maa-kun's school.
[12:58] (Flashback) Kinue
    Were you looking for Maa-kun?
    Are you Maa-kun's fans?
[13:02] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun is so popular!
[13:05] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun isn't home yet. Come on in.
[13:08] (Flashback) Kinue
    I was planning to make fried shrimp tonight.
[13:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Er, no, I'm okay.
[13:12] (Flashback) Kinue
    E-B-I! Otherwise known as shrimp!
[13:14] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Shrimp!
[13:15] (Flashback) Kinue
    You, too! Repeat after me!
[13:19] (Flashback) Shidou
    No, I'm afraid I have work to do.
[13:22] Masamune
    I-I'm so sorry that my
    mom can't take a hint.
[13:25] Yoshino
    It was super awkward.
[13:27] Masamune
    Anyway, I need you guys to leave,
[13:31] Masamune
    before you see anything dangerous.
[13:37] Masamune
    Was there anything else?
[13:39] Yoshino
    By "dangerous," do you mean everything here?
[13:43] Masamune
    Huh? What do you mean?
[13:45] Yoshino
    This room that makes it
    obvious that you have
[13:47] Yoshino
    nothing but weight training on your mind.
[13:49] Masamune
    S-Stop looking around so much!
[13:51] Masamune
    And call it the "gym machine of perfection"!
[13:54] Masamune
    Listen up. You can't lose a single day
    on the road to becoming a hot guy.
[13:57] Masamune
    If you let the smallest fat go, it'll
    become an even bigger visceral fat.
[14:01] Masamune
    A single drop of oil is the
    beginning of a huge fatty.
[14:04] Neko
    My, what a lovely room.
[14:10] Neko
    This is all rather ideal for rehabilitation.
[14:18] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[14:22] Neko
    It's embarrassing to do that here.
[14:25] Masamune
    I won't be fooled, no matter
    what weird things you say!
[14:29] Masamune
    Did you need something?
[14:32] Neko
    Oh, yes. The shrimp is ready.
    Chinatsu-sama also just came home,
[14:37] Neko
    so Kinue-sama is waiting for you.
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[14:45] Masamune
    Such high calories again...
[14:47] Chinatsu
    Man, I was so surprised.
[14:49] Chinatsu
    I can't believe you actually have friends
    willing to come over, Onii-chan.
[14:53] Neko
    Oh, why is that?
[14:56] Neko
    Masamune-sama is quite popular.
[14:59] Chinatsu
    Well, Onii-chan's scared of
    people finding out who—
[15:03] Chinatsu
    Is this the stupid mouth
    that's blabbing too much?!
[15:06] Neko
    "Who"? You mean Masamune-sama?
[15:09] Chinatsu
    Oh, yeah. I mean, he thinks
    he's hot stuff now, but—
[15:13] Masamune
    And that's enough idle chatter! Let's eat!
[15:17] Chinatsu
    Why are you sitting here? There's no room.
[15:20] Kinue
    Did everyone take a seat?
[15:22] Kinue
    All right, let's eat.
[15:27] Masamune
    This breading is pretty much all fat.
[15:39] Kinue
    Jeez!
[15:40] Kinue
    Maa-kun, Neko-chan! Don't do that!
[15:42] Kinue
    You're supposed to enjoy your meals!
[15:45] Both
    Enjoy?
[15:47] Masamune
    But calories are a problem.
[15:48] Neko
    Nutrients are important.
[15:53] Chinatsu
    You two are so much alike.
[15:57] Masamune
    Hey, I'm not gonna let that slide!
[15:59] Chinatsu
    Why?
[16:01] Masamune
    "Why," nothing! How are we alike at all?
[16:02] Kinue
    Yoshino-chan, there's more if you'd like.
[16:04] Yoshino
    Okay.
[16:05] Chinatsu
    Hey, let's set off some fireworks after we eat.
[16:08] Masamune
    Hey! Stop deciding for everyone else!
[16:10] Masamune
    They're both really busy, you know.
[16:12] Neko
    My! Fireworks! How lovely. I would love to!
[16:16] Chinatsu
    What about you, Yoshino-san?
[16:18] Yoshino
    Okay.
[16:19] Chinatsu
    Yay!
[16:20] Masamune
    This little...
[16:25] Chinatsu
    It's fireworks time!
[16:28] Masamune
    Did you really have to
    change into a yukata?
[16:37] Chinatsu
    Fireworks!
[16:39] Masamune
    You're gonna bother the neighbors.
[16:41] Chinatsu
    Fujinomiya-san, hurry! Come here!
[16:44] Masamune
    Well, good job taking her out
    to the yard, my little sister.
[16:49] Masamune
    It's safer than me being inside
    this house with that woman.
[16:54] Yoshino
    Your little sister is pretty
    different from you.
[17:01] Masamune
    She's way too hyper.
[17:04] Masamune
    Sorry to make you go through with all this.
[17:07] Yoshino
    It's fine. I'm just not very fond of fireworks.
[17:10] Masamune
    Huh? Why not?
[17:12] Yoshino
    A long time ago,
[17:13] Yoshino
    Aki-sama thought up an experiment
[17:13] (Flashback) Aki
    Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
    five, four, three, two, one...
[17:16] Yoshino
    to find out how many rocket fireworks it
    would take to fly someone to the moon,
[17:20] Yoshino
    and I was the guinea pig...
[17:23] Yoshino
    My vision went white and
    I couldn't hear anymore.
[17:27] Masamune
    Enough! That's enough, Master!
[17:28] Masamune
    You don't have to say it!
[17:30] Masamune
    How sadistic can that Cruel Princess be?!
[17:35] Yoshino
    These snake fireworks are so calming.
[17:37] Masamune
    I think I'll just leave her be.
[17:41] Neko
    Chinatsu-sama, your obi is loose.
[17:44] Chinatsu
    Huh?
[17:47] Chinatsu
    Th-Thanks.
[17:51] Masamune
    What are you all red for?
[17:56] Masamune
    A Chinese peony when she stands,
    and a tree peony when she sits, was it?
[18:05] Chinatsu
    Thanks.
[18:08] Neko
    Chinatsu-sama is very cute.
[18:12] Masamune
    Is she? I don't think so.
[18:15] Neko
    I've never experienced
    such a delightful time.
[18:18] Neko
    I'm not sure how I should be reacting.
[18:22] Masamune
    Everyone's set off fireworks before.
[18:28] Neko
    It's so beautiful.
[18:32] Kinue
    Everyone, I sliced some watermelon.
[18:34] Masamune
    More food?!
[18:36] Chinatsu
    Watermelon!
[18:38] Chinatsu
    Fujinomiya-san, Koiwai-san,
    let's have a contest!
[18:41] Neko
    A contest?
[18:42] Yoshino
    For what?
[18:43] Chinatsu
    To see who can spit the
    seeds the farthest, duh!
[18:45] Kinue
    I'm not going to lose.
[18:47] Masamune
    Are they all grade-schoolers?
[19:00] Masamune
    If you weren't such a liar,
[19:04] Masamune
    we might have been able to have
    a different kind of relationship.
[19:16] Masamune
    If I didn't have this vendetta
    against Adagaki Aki,
[19:20] Masamune
    would I have felt something else?
[19:29] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, are you done changing?
[19:32] Masamune
    Your ride is here.
[19:33] Neko
    I'll be right there.
[19:46] Masamune
    She's finally going home.
    That was so nerve-wracking.
[19:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[19:51] Neko
    Won't you see me to my house?
[19:54] Masamune
    Oh, come on. You have
    someone waiting for you.
[20:00] Neko
    Today was such a fun day.
    I regret that it's over.
[20:04] Masamune
    Well, that's nice.
[20:06] Masamune
    Please never come over again.
[20:08] Neko
    Farewell.
[20:14] Masamune
    What about you, Master?
    Want me to walk you home?
[20:18] Yoshino
    I live at Aki-sama's place.
[20:20] Masamune
    R-Right...
[20:22] Masamune
    I don't want her getting the wrong idea again.
[20:26] Masmune
    Then I'll just walk you to a main
    road where you can get a taxi.
[20:33] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[20:38] Yoshino
    Don't get caught up in her pace.
[20:41] Masamune
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    That's not happening.
[20:44] Yoshino
    No matter what.
[20:47] Chinatsu
    Man, that was so much fun!
[20:49] Chinatsu
    I feel a little relieved now. I thought
    Onii-chan would be alone forever.
[20:54] Kinue
    Yeah.
[20:57] Kinue
    To think we'd meet again here...
[21:00] Kinue
    Fujinomiya-san.
[21:03] Shidou
    I'm very sorry that I could
    not accompany you, milady.
[21:07] Neko
    It's quite all right. I was
    able to produce some results.
[21:12] Neko
    We're alike...
[21:15] Neko
    She might be right.
[22:53] Masamune
    It's the way you're so modest that you
    don't even realize your own charms.
[23:01] Masamune
    Huh?
[23:03] Masamune
    I just told you how I feel.
[23:07] Aki
    Did you think saying that would
    stir the slightest feelings in me?
[23:11] Aki
    Such a cheap line. I'm not
    you, for crying out loud.
[23:16] Aki
    Just so you know, I know exactly
    what my potential is.
[23:20] Aki
    And in your case, it's not that
    you're too modest to realize it.
[23:25] Aki
    It's just that you're a moron.
[23:32] Masamune
    Master...
[23:36] Yoshino
    You just stole her line? Are you stupid?

E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident

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[00:01] Masamune
    All right!
[00:07] Kojuurou
    We're all done, Makabe-kun!
[00:09] Masamune
    Did you survive somehow, Kojuurou?
[00:11] Kojuurou
    Yeah! It's finally summer vacation!
[00:14] ---
    Do you have any plans?
[00:15] Masamune
    Me? I'm...
[00:21] Aki
    Hey, Makabe!
[00:23] Masamune
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Super
SIGN    Exciting
SIGN    Marine Beach
SIGN    Okinawa
[00:26] Aki
    What in the world are you thinking?
[00:27] Aki
    Don't use my desk as your personal trash can.
[00:30] Masamune
    I'm surprised you figured out it was me.
[00:32] Aki
    Anyone would know, considering
    you wrote something like this.
SIGN    Please Contact Your M
[00:35] Masamune
    Yes... Summer vacation,
    when we'll have no classes.
[00:38] Masamune
    I can't worry about logic when we
    won't have classes for forty days.
[00:44] Masamune
    I'm going to go with the power play.
[00:47] Masamune
    It's what I learned from Fujinomiya Neko.
[00:50] Aki
    Too bad for you...
[00:53] Aki
    I already have plans to spend
    my summer at our island villa.
[00:59] Aki
    Shuri-kun...
[01:01] Aki
    You're invited.
[01:06] Masamune
    What?!
[01:09] Kojuurou
    M-Me?
[01:11] Aki
    Aren't you excited, Shuri-kun?
[01:13] Masamune
    She's doing this to spite me.
    To spite me personally!
[01:17] Kojuurou
    I-I...
[01:19] Kojuurou
    I don't wanna go unless Makabe-kun's with me!
[01:22] Masamune
    Nice, Kojuurou.
[01:24] Masamune
    That's right, Adagaki-san.
[01:26] Masamune
    Kojuurou-kyun and I are one and the same.
[01:29] Masamune
    If you're taking Kojuurou,
    you can expect me there, as well.
[01:33] Aki
    Wha—
[01:35] Neko
    If Masamune-sama is going,
    I will also accompany him.
[01:38] Tae
    What? That sounds so nice! The beach?
[01:42] Tae
    I want to swim until I puke!
[01:44] Tae
    I'm so jealous!
[01:46] Masamune
    Now, what will you do, Adagaki-san?
[01:49] Masamune
    Will you take care of all of us,
[01:51] Masamune
    or spend your time on a
    private beach all alone?
[01:55] Masamune
    Those are your choices.
[02:00] Aki
    All...
[02:01] Aki
    All right, fine!
[02:06] Masamune
    And so,
[02:09] Masamune
    we're heading toward an isolated
    island called Tsunade Island.
SIGN    #7 "The Tsunade Island Incident"
[03:44] Masamune
    Yes!
[03:45] Masamune
    Time to raise the sails!
[03:47] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[03:50] Masamune
    Where's the Cruel Princess?
[03:51] Yoshino
    She's still eating.
[03:54] Yoshino
    Putting Aki-sama aside,
[03:57] Yoshino
    I've been researching Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:01] Yoshino
    I can't find a weakness.
[04:02] Yoshino
    I can't figure out why
    she's so obsessed with you.
[04:07] Masamune
    So logically...
[04:09] Neko
    There's a boat over there, too.
[04:13] Masamune
    Well, don't worry, Master.
[04:15] ---
    No matter what happens, my only goal
    is to get revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[04:21] Masamune
    A Fujinomiya Neko or two coming at
    me with all she's got is no problem.
[04:26] Yoshino
    This is not the time to sound so carefree.
[04:28] Masamune
    Wait, is she angry at me?
[04:33] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[04:34] Yoshino
    If you don't do something
    about Aki-sama on this trip,
[04:38] Yoshino
    I will tell Aki-sama
[04:40] Yoshino
    everything that's happened thus far.
[04:51] Yuisaki
    Wait, what?
[04:52] Yuisaki
    What do you mean, I wasn't anything serious?
[04:55] Yuisaki
    Are you saying that didn't mean we
    were going out? And that's why...
[04:58] Yuisaki
    Hey, wait! Hear me out, Kenji! Ken—
[05:08] Yuisaki
    Ugh! That selfish bastard!
[05:11] ---
    What is it? What's wrong with me?
[05:13] Yuisaki
    That I have a face of a mistress?
    That I'm a different woman when drunk?
[05:15] Yuisaki
    That I sing death metal at karaoke?!
[05:17] Maid
    Yuisaki-san, the young lady has arrived.
[05:22] Yuisaki
    Right. I'll be right there.
[05:31] Tae
    So gorgeous!
[05:32] Kojuurou
    This is what a villa looks like?
[05:34] Tae
    To be able to stay somewhere
    like this is amazing!
[05:37] Masamune
    True, it's much fancier than I—
[05:40] ---
    No, no. There's no time to be in awe.
[05:44] Masamune
    Is she serious about telling her everything?
[05:46] Masamune
    That's so not fair.
[05:50] Aki
    Yuisaki-san should have arrived before us.
[05:53] Tae
    Yuisaki-san?
[05:55] Aki
    My father's secretary.
[05:56] Aki
    Since Yoshino's father was busy,
    she came along as a chaperone.
[06:02] Yuisaki
    Watching over the young lady of the
    house is part of the secretary's job.
[06:05] Yuisaki
    My sweet, adorable Aki-sama...
[06:08] Yuisaki
    You're the only one who
    can comfort me right now.
[06:13] Yuisaki
    Open the doors.
[06:17] Yuisaki
    You've had a long journey.
[06:19] Yuisaki
    We've been waiting for you, Aki-sama.
[06:22] Kojuurou
    Wow, she's really pretty!
[06:24] Tae
    She looks like an actress!
[06:25] Aki
    We'll be in your care, Yuisaki-san.
[06:28] Yuisaki
    It's no trouble at all.
[06:31] Yuisaki
    I heard that you were
    bringing a lot of friends...
[06:35] Yuisaki
    And a boy, too?!
[06:37] Yuisaki
    M-Milady, what's the meaning of this?
[06:40] Kojuurou
    I'm a boy, too.
[06:44] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I will tell Aki-sama everything.
[06:46] Masamune
    I can't be worried about
    appearances any longer.
[06:49] Masamune
    If I don't make Adagaki
    fall for me here, I'll...
[06:50] Aki
    W-Well, um...
[06:55] Masamune
    She's a Cruel Princess who
    bears her fangs at men,
[06:57] Yuisaki
    Who is that, milady?
[06:57] ---
    but she likes to look good
    in front of other women.
[07:00] Aki
    Well, um, uh...
[07:02] Masamune
    This is a super risky move,
    but I have to go out on a limb here.
[07:06] Masamune
    Yes!
[07:07] Masamune
    I am dating Adagaki-san!
[07:13] Masamune
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[07:18] Masamune
    That hurt!
[07:20] Aki
    You're the one saying things
    that prove your brain's fried!
[07:23] Masamune
    So what?! It's not that big a deal!
[07:24] Aki
    Yes, it is! It's a huge deal!
[07:27] Yuisaki
    Of course...
[07:30] Yuisaki
    If you were still going on
    about how much you hate men,
[07:33] Yuisaki
    I would have been worried.
[07:36] Aki
    Y-You think so?
[07:39] Yuisaki
    Of course! It's one thing if you're
    still in grade school or middle school,
[07:42] Yuisaki
    but if you were still saying
    you hated men in high school,
[07:46] Yuisaki
    if you'll pardon my saying so,
    it'd just be embarrassing.
[07:49] Yuisaki
    But I'm relieved.
[07:51] ---
    You have such a lovely boyfriend.
[07:54] Yuisaki
    Goodness, you should have told me!
[07:57] Aki
    R-Right...
[07:59] Yuisaki
    This should help with the lack of
    development in your breasts, as well.
[08:05] Aki
    I... I just thought it wasn't
    anything worth mentioning!
[08:10] Yuisaki
    Oh, come now. It's hard to find
    a boyfriend this handsome.
[08:14] Aki
    He's nothing special!
[08:16] Aki
    Come on, Makabe!
[08:17] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:18] Aki
    You wanted to go swimming, didn't you?
[08:22] Yuisaki
    That brat...
[08:25] Masamune
    Thank goodness you're so
    concerned about appearances.
[08:28] Aki
    And whose fault do you think this is?!
[08:31] Masamune
    You chose this yourself, Adagaki-san.
[08:36] Masamune
    Even though Adagaki Aki's the Cruel Princess
    who gives guys horrible nicknames,
[08:41] Masamune
    she chooses to maintain appearances
    in front of other girls.
[08:46] Masamune
    That was a really risky wager,
[08:48] ---
    but I read the situation correctly.
[08:51] Masamune
    Thank goodness the hot secretary
    lady wasn't harsh, either.
[08:54] Aki
    Well, if you hadn't said something so crazy...
[08:57] Masamune
    Ah, Yuisaki-san.
[09:08] Aki
    Listen well, Makabe. This is just
    for while we're on this island.
[09:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:12] Aki
    This is just an act,
[09:13] ---
    and you know what'll happen
    if you take it too far!
[09:16] Masamune
    Okay, got it! No problem.
[09:21] Masamune
    Of course, I'm not going to
    let it end as just an act.
[09:27] Masamune
    Behold! My perfect body
    glimmering in the sunlight!
[09:33] Tae
    It's the ocean!
[09:34] Tae
    Charge!
[09:36] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:38] Tae
    This feels so good!
[09:38] Kojuurou
    She's so energetic.
[09:40] Tae
    The water's amazing! Come on, everyone!
[09:40] Neko
    She might have been a dolphin or
    a female diver in her past life.
[09:44] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, you look as cool as ever.
[09:47] Masamune
    I'm happy for you, Kojuurou.
[09:50] Masamune
    You didn't have to wear one of the
    swimsuits the class rep picked out.
[09:50] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    No!
[09:53] Kojuurou
    Of course not! I'm a boy!
[09:55] ---
    Of course I'm going to wear a boy's!
[09:58] Masamune
    So why are you wearing a T-shirt?
[10:00] Kojuurou
    It's so I don't get sunburned.
[10:02] ---
    Isn't it cool? Rawr!
[10:04] Masamune
    Oh, I see...
[10:06] Neko
    You can never be too careful.
[10:09] Neko
    UV rays are an enemy to your skin.
[10:13] Neko
    Oh, yes, Masamune-sama...
[10:16] Neko
    Would you mind going over there
[10:18] Neko
    and helping me reapply my sunblock?
[10:22] Masamune
    E-Eek! A girl's body!
[10:24] Masamune
    No, wait! If that Yuisaki-san
    happens to see this,
[10:29] Masamune
    the chance I finally earned
    from the "we're dating" plan
[10:33] ---
    will go to waste!
[10:34] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, I, um... Uh...
[10:42] Neko
    Oh, my.
[10:44] Aki
    Why don't you go pull your
    cheap tricks somewhere else?
[10:47] Aki
    You heard Makabe. He's dating me.
[10:51] ---
    Stop trying to interfere.
[10:53] Masamune
    Wh-Whoa! To think she'd be
    the one to jump on this...
[10:59] Neko
    You don't seem nearly as upset
    as I'd expect, Aki-sama.
[11:02] Aki
    I'm saying this for your sake.
[11:05] Aki
    I'm sorry to drag you into this,
[11:07] ---
    but if Yuisaki-san saw this,
    she'd get the wrong idea.
[11:10] Aki
    Makabe would be the indecisive playboy,
[11:13] ---
    and you'd be the one getting played.
[11:15] Aki
    I'm sure that wouldn't look good
    for the Fujinomiya family, either.
[11:21] Neko
    Very well.
[11:23] Neko
    I will withdraw for the time being,
    since you're being so calm about this.
[11:28] Aki
    I'm glad you comprehend things so quickly.
[11:33] Masamune
    Huh? Where are we going?
[11:36] Aki
    Somewhere quiet. Come with me.
[11:39] Aki
    You're my boyfriend, aren't you?
[11:42] Masamune
    H-Hey, hey... Where is this going?
[11:56] Masamune
    We're completely alone now.
[12:03] Aki
    Makabe...
[12:07] Aki
    Bring me some carbs.
    It doesn't matter what kind.
[12:12] Masamune
    What?!
[12:13] Aki
    Brr, it's freezing.
[12:15] ---
    Go on, hurry it up.
[12:17] Aki
    If you ask Yuisaki-san,
    she'll prepare something for you.
[12:20] Masamune
    U-Um...
[12:21] Aki
    What?
[12:22] Masamune
    Wh-What happened to acting like we're dating?
[12:24] Aki
    No one will see us here.
[12:28] Aki
    There's not a single micron's worth
    of a point to continue this act
[12:31] ---
    where no one can see us.
[12:33] Aki
    Are you stupid?
[12:34] Masamune
    You damn bitch...
[12:39] Aki
    Well, if you want to continue, that's fine,
[12:42] ---
    but I still want the same thing.
[12:45] Aki
    Hurry and bring me my meal.
[12:48] Aki
    Do your best, darling.
[12:51] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah, I got it.
    Please be patient, honey.
[12:55] Aki
    If you walk, I'm divorcing you.
[12:59] Masamune
    Damn it all...
[13:00] Masamune
    Whether she's in the gym storage room or
    at the beach, that sadist never changes.
[13:04] Masamune
    Anyway, I can't let things go on like this.
[13:06] ---
    I need something that'll push
    this one step further.
[13:11] Masamune
    Um, excuse me.
[13:13] Yuisaki
    Oh, Makabe-kun.
[13:16] Yuisaki
    I see that Aki-sama hasn't changed.
[13:18] Masamune
    I'm very sorry about that.
[13:20] Yuisaki
    You must be a very kind boyfriend,
    to do this for your girlfriend.
[13:26] Masamune
    No, this much is normal.
[13:30] Masamune
    Um, may I ask you a question?
[13:33] Yuisaki
    Yes?
[13:34] Masamune
    Are there any fun locations on this island?
[13:37] Yuisaki
    Well... There's a club, a live music venue,
[13:42] ---
    and since you're a guy, there's a cabaret club.
[13:44] Masamune
    Er, I mean something that high-schoolers
    on summer break can enjoy.
[13:48] Yuisaki
    Oh, I see.
[13:50] Yuisaki
    Well...
[13:52] Yuisaki
    How about a test of courage?
[13:56] Masamune
    A test of courage?
[13:58] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[13:59] Masamune
    If I recall correctly, she doesn't
    handle scary things well.
[14:02] Masamune
    If I come to save her after her knees
    give out and she's unable to move...
[14:07] Yuisaki
    I guess that might be too childish.
[14:09] Masamune
    No, that's great!
[14:11] Masamune
    Everyone likes those!
    Is there a particular place?
[14:15] Yuisaki
    Yes. There's a perfect spot.
[14:19] Masamune
    Thank you.
[14:21] Yuisaki
    I won't tell you to blow up, you normie.
[14:24] ---
    You're free to love who you want, after all.
[14:27] Yuisaki
    But, but...
[14:29] Yuisaki
    But, but...
[14:31] Yuisaki
    It's a hundred years too early
    for a little brat like you!
[14:35] Yuisaki
    I'm going to send you straight to Hell!
[14:42] Yuisaki
    It was the year that I was hired as
    the secretary for the Adagaki family.
[14:46] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Yeah, we met at the concert, remember?
[14:50] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Huh? What do you mean you
    were just playing around?!
[14:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    What are you talking about?!
[14:54] Yuisaki
    Wait, Midori! You're at work!
[14:58] Yuisaki
    Crap, someone's here?
[15:08] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    M-Milady? Why are you crying?
[15:12] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Oh, where's that rather round
    boy you were playing with?
[15:18] (Flashback) Aki
    He's gone!
[15:22] (Flashback) Aki
    He's gone already.
[15:27] (Flashback) Aki
    I don't need anyone like him!
[15:31] Yuisaki
    So she chose pride over being coddled.
[15:34] ---
    What a cute little girl.
[15:37] Yuisaki
    Ever since then,
[15:39] ---
    the little lady was supposed to continue
    her destructive path of hating men.
[15:39] (Flashback) guyABC
    Adagaki-san!
[15:40] (Flashback) guyA
    Please...
[15:41] (Flashback) guyB
    Please...
[15:42] (Flashback) guyC
    Go out with me!
[15:47] Yuisaki
    Nice! Despite her elegant face,
[15:50] ---
    she's a hellish princess who
    tramples over the males.
[15:52] Yuisaki
    Gives me the chills!
[15:54] Yuisaki
    She could probably turn completely dark,
[15:56] ---
    take her negative, man-hating aura,
    and conquer the world with it.
[16:01] Yuisaki
    And yet...
[16:03] Yuisaki
    Where the hell did he come from?
[16:05] Yuisaki
    That little pissant with
    such a refreshing face?
[16:19] Tae
    Well, this definitely has me
    trembling with excitement.
[16:23] Aki
    Why do you seem so happy?
[16:26] Tae
    Did you say something?
[16:28] Aki
    I said good for you.
[16:30] Tae
    Yeah, really!
[16:33] Masamune
    Now!
[16:35] Masamune
    Let's decide what order we're going in.
[16:38] Masamune
    Who's first?
[16:41] Masamune
    Second?
[16:41] Kojuurou
    I-It's me.
[16:43] Masamune
    Third?
[16:44] Tae
    Me!
[16:44] Masamune
    Fourth?
[16:47] Masamune
    And I'm fifth.
[16:48] Neko
    It appears that I'm sixth and last.
[16:52] Masamune
    All right, let's get things rolling. Koiwai-san!
[16:55] Tae
    Good luck!
[16:57] Masamune
    You gave me a great suggestion, Yuisaki-san.
[17:01] Masamune
    This is the absolutely perfect stage.
[17:03] Tae
    I'm next!
[17:05] Masamune
    Allow me to explain. The starting
    order was definitely rigged.
[17:09] Masamune
    And once the Cruel Princess
    is too scared to move,
[17:12] Masamune
    I will come swooping in to
    save her from her distress.
[17:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    Let's go to the exit together, Adagaki-san.
[17:23] (Flashback) Aki
    M-Makabe... You'll forgive me?
[17:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    Well, I am your boyfriend.
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
    I know it's a bit late, but...
[17:34] (Flashback) Aki
    No, not just now... Be my boyfriend forever.
[17:38] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so reliable, darling.
[17:40] Masamune
    Awesome, awesome. Nice!
[17:41] Aki
    Huh? It went out?! It won't turn on!
[17:44] Aki
    What is this? Why isn't it working?
[17:44] Masamune
    Are you prepared to be scared
    out of your wits, Adagaki Aki?
[17:53] Tae
    Is it this way?
[17:54] Yuisaki
    You're none of my concern, brat.
[17:56] Tae
    I'll go this way.
[17:59] Yuisaki
    My only target is Makabe Masamune!
[18:02] Yuisaki
    I'm going to turn that hottie mask
    of yours into a frightened mess!
[18:06] Yuisaki
    Even Aki-sama will be able
    to get out of this dungeon.
[18:08] Yuisaki
    And you, her boyfriend, will be so
    frightened that your knees give out.
[18:11] Yuisaki
    There is nothing more embarrassing!
    The love between you will disappear!
[18:14] Yuiski
    Nothing will bring me more joy!
[18:17] Yuisaki
    Is Aki-sama next? Fear not.
[18:36] Yuisaki
    No!
[18:43] Aki
    Seriously, what's wrong with this thing?
[18:51] Both
    No!
[18:53] Masamune
    Here it comes!
[18:56] Masamune
    Are you all right, Adagaki-san?
[18:58] ---
    Huh?!
[19:02] Masamune
    Who the hell are you?
[19:05] Yuisaki
    Everyone, run!
[19:07] Masamune
    Yuisaki-san?
[19:11] Yuisaki
    No!
[19:19] Yuisaki
    This is a dream... This is a dream...
    This is a dream... This is a dream!
[19:21] Yuisaki
    An incident where everyone gets murdered
    on a desert island! A lustful serial killer!
[19:24] Yuisaki
    The names of the dead
    include Yuisaki Midori!
[19:27] Yuisaki
    No! I don't want everyone
    to find out how old I am!
[19:33] Neko
    Yuisaki-sama? What are you doing here?
[19:38] Neko
    Oh, dear...
[19:40] Neko
    It appears as though it's going to rain.
[19:42] Yuisaki
    N-No!
[19:46] Yuisaki
    This is a nightmare!
[19:56] Masamune
    Oh, are you awake?
[20:00] Masamune
    You shouldn't move.
[20:02] ---
    You hit your head, so you should stay still.
[20:06] Yuisaki
    I'm so sorry, I...
[20:10] Masamune
    You really startled me.
[20:12] ---
    I asked Koiwai-san to help
    me scare people a bit,
[20:16] Masamune
    but I didn't think you were going
    to participate too, Yuisaki-san.
[20:21] Yuisaki
    So that's how it is.
[20:23] Masamune
    But you must be a very
    reliable person, Yuisaki-san.
[20:28] ---
    I need to take after you.
[20:31] Yuisaki
    That's not true.
[20:33] ---
    You seem to be a boyfriend
    who cares for his girlfriend.
[20:35] Masamune
    That's not true.
[20:37] Yuisaki
    Huh?
[20:38] Masamune
    Actually, it's a lie that
     I'm going out with Adagaki-san.
[20:42] Masamune
    I came up with this test of courage
    because I wanted to show off to her.
[20:47] Masamune
    And I ended up getting you
    involved, too, so I'm sorry.
[20:51] Yuisaki
    He's a good kid.
[20:53] ---
    And yet I went this far
    because I was so prejudiced.
[21:00] Aki
    You're late, Makabe!
[21:02] Aki
    If you drop Yuisaki-san,
    I'll never forgive you!
[21:05] Yuisaki
    Milady...
[21:08] Aki
    B-But I'll say thank you, at least.
[21:13] Masamune
    Yuisaki-san, please don't tell
    Adagaki-san what I said...
[21:18] Yuisaki
    What are you talking about?
[21:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:20] Yuisaki
    I didn't hear anything.
[21:27] Masamune
    I ended up not getting any results.
[21:31] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[21:32] Masamune
    Yes, I'm sorry!
[21:34] Yoshino
    You don't have to be so on edge.
[21:37] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:38] Yoshino
    I'm telling you that your plan wasn't so bad.
[21:42] Yoshino
    Aki-sama cares about appearances,
[21:45] ---
    but she refuses to do things
    she truly doesn't like.
[21:48] Yoshino
    Doing that in front of Commando
    was probably a good thing.
[21:54] Yoshino
    So I won't tell Aki-sama.
[21:56] Masamune
    I-I see.
[21:58] Yoshino
    Don't let your guard down, Pig's Foot.
[22:01] Yoshino
    I have no intention of helping out
    a Pig's Foot who's not motivated.
[22:05] Masamune
    M-Master!

E8 - It's Not You

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SIGN    #8 "It's Not You"
[01:30] Masamune
    95, 96, 97...
[01:35] Masamune
    98, 99, 100.
[01:47] Masamune
    All right. Every fiber of muscle,
    from my transverse abdominal muscles
[01:51] ---
    to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free.
[01:55] Masamune
    That must be Master.
[02:00] Masamune
    Wh-Wh-What's going on?
SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:02] Masamune
    Adagaki... That Adagaki Aki is calling me?
[02:06] Masamune
    I never even fathomed that
    something like this would happen.
[02:10] Masamune
    Talk about a bolt from the blue!
[02:11] Masamune
    Like pulling a muscle right
    at the starting line!
[02:14] Masamune
    Should I at least answer it?
[02:16] Masamune
    Wait, but this might be some kind of trap.
[02:19] Masamune
    A way to build me up,
    only to push me down into Hell!
SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:26] Masamune
    I'm just going to go for it!
[02:29] Masamune
    Hello?
[02:30] Aki
    Answer faster!
[02:34] Yoshino
    Luggage from the island trip?
[02:36] Masamune
    Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags.
[02:41] Masamune
    And she wants to give it
    to me in person tomorrow.
[02:45] Masamune
    Surprising, isn't it?
[02:47] ---
    That Adagaki would say something like that.
[02:50] Masamune
    Just like you said, maybe the
    plan on the island went well.
[02:54] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, you should think
    about this more carefully.
[02:57] Masamune
    Huh?
[02:58] Yoshino
    This is definitely a huge step,
[03:00] Yoshino
    but if you make even one mistake,
    we don't know what will happen.
[03:07] Masamune
    Man... Master could have
    been a bit happier for me.
[03:15] Masamune
    Well, I guess I'll do my homework.
[03:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[03:24] Masamune
    What? Huh?
[03:26] ---
    What's going on?!
[03:28] Masamune
    The picture's gone!
[03:35] Masamune
    Back then...
[03:45] Masamune
    That woman...
[03:49] Masamune
    Hey, thanks.
[03:52] Aki
    How careless can you be,
    to leave your things at my villa?
[03:56] Masamune
    R-Right... I'm glad you came
    to return it to me in person.
[04:00] Aki
    I would've preferred to send it
    to you. But Yuisaki-san said...
[04:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki
    What? You're going out, but you're
    going to have it delivered to him?
[04:09] Aki
    She started making strange inquiries.
[04:12] Masamune
    Props to the hot secretary!
[04:13] Aki
    What?
[04:14] Masamune
    Oh, no, it's nothing.
[04:18] Aki
    Listen well, Makabe.
[04:19] Aki
    If you continue to act overly
    familiar with me, you'll be sorry.
[04:26] Masamune
    That face...
[04:29] Masamune
    It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago.
[04:40] Masamune
    Come to think of it,
[04:42] ---
    the one who stole that picture
    was probably Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:45] Masamune
    I can only imagine that
    she swiped it back then.
[04:49] Masamune
    She should be able to tell right away that
    the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki.
[04:54] Masamune
    She might even be able to tell that the
    boy is the Pig's Foot version of me.
[04:57] Aki
    By the way, Makabe, have
    you heard from Futaba-san?
[05:01] Aki
    She asked if we'd all like to
    go to the pool tomorrow.
[05:05] Aki
    We just got back from the villa.
[05:08] ---
    I think it's way too soon.
[05:11] Masamune
    Yeah...
[05:13] Masamune
    I don't get it.
[05:14] Masamune
    Why would she just take
    it and not say anything?
[05:18] Masamune
    You'd think anyone would have
    some questions about it.
[05:21] Aki
    Makabe.
[05:22] Masamune
    Doesn't it bug her?
[05:23] Aki
    Makabe, are you listening?
[05:25] Masamune
    Why would she even take it, then?
[05:27] Aki
    Makabe!
[05:35] Masamune
    Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san?
[05:38] Aki
    If it's such a bother to talk to me,
[05:40] ---
    I'd be more than happy
    to leave, as you wish.
[05:43] Masamune
    No, I'm sorry, I...
[05:45] Aki
    Good day!
[05:49] Clerk
    Thank you very much.
[05:52] Girl
    Mommy, did that guy just get dumped?
[05:56] Mom
    Shh!
[06:04] Masamune
    After all she just ate... That little...
[06:09] Masamune
    What am I doing?
[06:11] ---
    This is exactly what
    Master was talking about.
[06:20] Masamune
    Leaving things how they are right
    now is probably not a good idea.
SIGN    Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko
[06:39] Masamune
    Hello?
[06:40] Neko
    Oh, is this Masamune-sama?
[06:43] Neko
    This is Neko. Do you have a moment?
[06:47] Masamune
    Y-Yeah. What's up?
[06:49] Neko
    Yes, well, Futaba-san had
    invited me to go to the pool,
[06:54] ---
    but I was wondering if you were
    going as well, Masamune-sama.
[06:57] Masamune
    I see.
[06:58] ---
    U-Um...
[07:01] Masamune
    Actually, what are you doing right now?
[07:05] Neko
    Right now, I'm currently alone in my room.
[07:09] Masamune
    Do you think we could meet up right now?
[07:12] Neko
    What?
[07:13] Masamune
    No, not in a weird way or anything...
[07:15] Neko
    I would be happy to! Then...
[07:31] Neko
    Welcome, Masamune-sama.
[07:33] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[07:35] Neko
    Please, come in.
[07:37] ---
    I regret that I don't have much to offer.
[07:40] Masamune
    My first time being inside a girl's house...
[07:43] ---
    No, if I include Adagaki Aki's
    house, this would be the second.
[07:47] Masamune
    But that doesn't count!
[07:49] Masamune
    So this is what they call
    going to a girl's place!
[07:52] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[07:55] Masamune
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
[07:57] Masamune
    If I want to find out the
    truth about the photo,
[07:59] ---
    I have to become the moth that
    dives directly into the flame!
[08:02] Masamune
    Go, Masamune! Be a man!
[08:07] Masamune
    Pardon the intrusion.
[08:16] Neko
    I'll put on some tea.
[08:22] Masamune
    This is quite an apartment.
[08:24] ---
    Are you living with your attendant?
[08:26] Neko
    Yes. This is a secondary residence that my
    father and grandfather use for work.
[08:30] Neko
    This was the only place they would allow.
[08:33] Neko
    What brought you here so suddenly?
[08:36] Neko
    I am very happy to see you, but...
[08:38] Masamune
    I forgot to think up a reason.
[08:42] Masamune
    Um...
[08:43] ---
    Well, I just happened to be in the area...
[08:47] Masamune
    That's painful. That excuse
    is insanely painful.
[08:52] Neko
    My, it must have been fate. How wonderful.
[08:56] Masamune
    Is she seriously happy? Seriously?
[09:00] Masamune
    Ugh! The more I think about it,
    the more I have no idea what's going on!
[09:05] Masamune
    Say, Fujinomiya-san,
[09:07] ---
    I know this is sudden,
    but can I use your bathroom?
[09:10] Neko
    Yes. It's at the end of the hall.
[09:13] Masamune
    Thanks.
[09:18] Masamune
    First, I need to determine
    whether the picture is really here.
[09:25] Masamune
    I need to find out exactly
    who I'm dealing with.
[09:29] Masamune
    I feel bad about going in
    without permission, but...
[09:35] Masamune
    Is this her room?
[09:41] Masamune
    I can't be intimidated
    by a girl's room forever!
[09:47] Masamune
    Ow... What the heck?
SIGN    Vitamin
[09:54] Masamune
    Yeah, no matter how I look
    at it, this is Neko-sama's room.
[10:03] Masamune
    It's a lot messier than I expected.
[10:06] Masamune
    Romance stuff?
[10:11] Masamune
    Is she into S&M?
[10:13] ---
    Is she gonna tie me up?!
[10:22] Masamune
    And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?
    I don't get her at all anymore.
[10:26] Neko
    The tea's ready.
[10:36] Neko
    Was the bathroom too hard to find?
[10:40] Masamune
    N-No, not at all.
[10:44] Neko
    Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"!
[10:47] Neko
    Isn't it lovely?
[10:49] ---
    After I spotted it in your room,
[10:51] ---
    I became curious and had
    Shidou purchase them.
[10:54] Neko
    I've read volume three so many times!
[10:57] Masamune
    She just admitted to sneaking into my room.
[11:00] Neko
    That scene on the roof was just...
[11:03] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question?
[11:06] Neko
    Yes. What is it?
[11:08] Masamune
    When you came to my house the other day,
[11:11] ---
    did you take a photo from my room?
[11:14] Neko
    So you've found me out.
[11:17] Neko
    That is unfortunate.
[11:18] Masamune
    What were you thinking? Why?
[11:21] Neko
    I knew it was wrong...
[11:24] Masamune
    Where the hell were you hiding that thing?!
[11:30] Neko
    But it was such a cute picture,
    I couldn't help myself.
[11:32] Masamune
    C-Cute? You mean Adagaki?
[11:36] Neko
    You must be joking.
[11:40] Neko
    I mean you, Masamune-sama.
[11:49] Masamune
    I'm cute?
[11:52] Neko
    You were truly adorable. You look
    like that fellow, Kintarou-san.
[11:56] Masamune
    But I was fat.
[11:58] Neko
    And what is wrong with that?
[12:12] Masamune
    You actually think that?
[12:16] Masamune
    Crap. This isn't good.
[12:19] Masamune
    That hit me harder than I thought.
[12:22] Masamune
    I might actually cry.
[12:24] Neko
    Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama,
[12:28] ---
    since you think so highly of her.
[12:58] Masamune
    So this is how soft a girl's lips are...
[13:11] Neko
    One's appearance is but a
    single aspect of that person.
[13:15] Neko
    One's health comes first.
[13:20] Masamune
    If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble.
[13:24] Neko
    She has work at the main house
    today and will be away all day.
[13:35] Masamune
    None of this matters anymore.
[13:39] Masamune
    If being a fatty or a hottie
    just makes up a "single aspect,"
[13:43] ---
    none of it matters.
[13:45] Masamune
    My ambitions and revenge
[13:48] ---
    don't matter.
[14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino
    I won't fall for you.
[14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino
    You're just a Pig's Foot!
[14:24] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[14:27] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, do you know how
    to get home when your shoes
[14:31] ---
    aren't in your shoe locker?
[14:33] Neko
    Pardon?
[14:34] Masamune
    Or have you ever experienced
    having your gym clothes stolen?
[14:39] Neko
    No, I haven't.
[14:41] ---
    Why do you ask?
[14:43] Masamune
    I've had both happen to me.
[14:47] Masamune
    I'm sure you don't understand,
[14:50] Masamune
    but I was fat and had a bad personality,
[14:52] ---
    so a lot of people hated me.
[14:56] Masamune
    The few that got close to
    me only did so because
[14:57] (Flashback) Classmate
    Come on.
[15:00] ---
    I was rich and they were looking for handouts.
[15:03] Masamune
    So I know that you're different
    from those guys back then.
[15:10] Masamune
    But...
[15:11] Masamune
    You don't actually like me, either.
[15:21] Masamune
    Being this close, she can't hide
[15:24] ---
    the mismatch between her
    behavior and her fervor.
[15:28] Masamune
    You can call me unfair,
[15:31] Masamune
    but I don't want to go any further with
    someone who's not actually serious.
[15:38] Masamune
    Sorry...
[15:41] Masamune
    I'll be taking this back.
[15:49] Neko
    You're going to choose Aki-sama.
[15:52] Neko
    Is that what you mean?
[15:56] Masamune
    That's...
[15:59] ---
    That's my...
[16:14] Masamune
    My stomach hurts.
[16:29] (Flashback) Masamune
    That's my...
[16:32] (Flashback) ---
    revenge.
[16:39] Neko
    I wonder if this is
[16:44] ---
    the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about.
[16:54] Kojuurou
    Ah, Makabe-kun!
[16:55] ---
    Over here!
[16:56] Tae
    Where were you, Masamune-kun?
[16:58] ---
    You're late!
[17:07] Masamune
    Sorry.
[17:08] Kojuurou
    Actually, did you lose
    some weight, Makabe-kun?
[17:11] Masamune
    No, I'm sure you're just imagining it.
[17:13] Tae
    Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card.
[17:20] Yoshino
    Aki-sama?
[17:21] Aki
    I-It's nothing.
[17:23] Kojuurou
    I guess the only one
    missing is Fujinomiya-san.
[17:28] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun?
[17:29] Masamune
    N-No, it's nothing.
    So you guys did invite her.
[17:33] Kojuurou
    Of course! We were talking about going
    with everyone who went to the island.
[17:37] Masamune
    This is awkward.
[17:38] Masamune
    Maybe I should have canceled.
[17:41] ---
    How am I even supposed to face her now?
[17:43] Kojuurou
    But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late.
[17:46] ---
    She's not the type to be late.
[17:48] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san's not coming.
[17:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:51] Tae
    She sent me an email this morning
    saying she was canceling
[17:53] ---
    because she wasn't feeling well.
[17:55] Kojuurou
    I see. That's too bad.
[17:57] Tae
    So we might as well get going.
[18:02] Masamune
    It's probably my fault, isn't it?
[18:43] Masamune
    Sorry about that.
[18:44] Masamune
    Huh? It's just you, Master?
    Where's everyone else?
[18:47] Yoshino
    Futaba-san is in the bathroom.
[18:48] Masamune
    And Adagaki?
[18:49] Yoshino
    Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream.
[18:52] Yoshino
    Because she couldn't eat it
    properly with everyone around.
[18:55] Masamune
    I see.
[18:58] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, what happened?
[19:00] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:00] Yoshino
    You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too.
[19:03] ---
    What happened yesterday?
[19:05] Masamune
    Er, I don't think anything happened.
[19:09] Masamune
    I have a feeling Adagaki might've
    gotten pissed at me, but...
[19:11] Masamune
    Well, whatever.
[19:13] Kojuurou
    Sorry about that. I left my
    underwear in the locker.
[19:16] Tae
    Everyone's here. All right, let's go home!
[19:23] Tae
    Wh-What?
[19:26] Shidou
    Makabe Masamune!
[19:28] Masamune
    Huh? Shidou-san?
[19:30] Shidou
    What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?!
[19:33] Masamune
    What do you mean?
[19:34] Shidou
    Lady Neko-sama has gone missing!
[19:37] ---
    She's nowhere to be found!
[19:39] Tae
    She's missing? Since when?
[19:42] Kojuurou
    President, you got an email
    from her this morning, right?
[19:45] Shidou
    Last night, when I called
    from Kyoto, she was there.
[19:50] Shidou
    When I came back in the
    morning, her room was empty.
[19:55] Masamune
    Oh, so it doesn't seem like
    she's actually run away yet.
[19:58] Shidou
    She left behind all her medication
    that controls her seizures.
[20:01] Shidou
    I can't see it as some normal outing.
[20:03] Masamune
    Huh? Is she sick?
[20:07] Shidou
    You fool! You were that close to her,
    and you didn't even notice?
[20:11] Shidou
    A normal person wouldn't
    take so much medication.
[20:14] ---
    Of course it's because she's sick!
[20:20] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[20:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    Blood?!
SIGN    Multivitamin
SIGN    Magnesium
[20:26] (Flashback) Neko
    Beer yeast and propolis.
[20:29] (Flashback) Neko
    This company's propolis has a patented method
    for how it's absorbed into your body,
[20:33] (Flashback) Neko
    making it more effective.
[20:35] (Flashback) Neko
    Then there's the magnesium and...
[20:43] Masamune
    That was all for real?
[20:47] Masamune
    But why would she try to deceive me, then?
[20:51] Masamune
    Wait...
[20:53] Masamune
    She wanted me to be deceived?
[20:54] Masamune
    She didn't want us to
    think that she was weak,
[20:59] Masamune
    so she created this façade of the
    mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko,
[21:04] Masamune
    who had a fake smile and manner of speaking,
[21:07] Masamune
    and kept the truth hidden
    behind smoke and mirrors?
[21:11] Tae
    So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition?
[21:14] Shidou
    Yes. We must find her quickly.
[21:18] Shidou
    So answer me truthfully.
[21:20] ---
    What did you do to her?
[21:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:22] Shidou
    I know you came to the apartment
    by yourself yesterday.
[21:32] Aki
    Yesterday?
[21:40] Masamune
    What am I supposed to say?
[21:44] Masamune
    Actually, now is the time
    to say everything.
[21:49] Masamune
    I declined.
[21:50] Masamune
    I formally told her that
    I couldn't go out with her.
[21:56] Masamune
    Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.

E9 - It's Been Called Love and Affection

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[00:01] Shidou
    So answer me truthfully.
[00:02] Shidou
    What did you do to her?
[00:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[00:05] Shidou
    I know you came to the apartment
    by yourself yesterday.
[00:12] Aki
    Yesterday?
[00:18] Masamune
    I declined.
[00:19] Masamune
    I formally told her that
    I couldn't go out with her.
[00:23] Masamune
    Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.
SIGN    #9 "It's Been Called Love and Affection"
[00:32] Aki
    Anyway, if she's missing, let's look for her.
[00:34] Aki
    Can't you use GPS?
[00:36] Shidou
    She left without her cell phone
    and wallet, so we can't track her.
[00:39] Masamune
    Did they just ignore me?!
[00:41] Aki
    I see. Then she probably
    couldn't have gotten far.
[00:45] Aki
    We might be able to find her if we split up.
[00:47] Aki
    You'll all help, won't you?
[00:49] Both
    Of course!
[00:50] Aki
    Shidou-san, will you take
    us closer to the apartment?
[00:54] Shidou
    Yes. Please get in.
[00:59] Aki
    Those who can't fit in
    the car, go with Makabe.
[01:03] Aki
    Since he seems to know where it is.
[01:07] Tae
    I guess I'll go in the car...
[01:09] Kojuurou
    M-Me, too.
[01:10] Masamune
    I...
[01:11] Yoshino
    I didn't know you went to her apartment.
[01:15] Masamune
    Y-You said to speed things up, right?
[01:18] Yoshino
    That's not what I meant when I said that.
[01:21] Aki
    Yoshino, hurry up.
[01:30] Masamune
    No comment to the very end?
[01:33] Masamune
    Do I really matter so little?
[01:39] Masamune
    Damn it! Don't think about that now.
[01:42] Masamune
    Jeez...
[01:44] Masamune
    Where did that commando princess go?
[01:50] Kojuurou
    But exactly how are we
    supposed to find her?
[01:54] Kojuurou
    We don't have any clues.
[01:56] Tae
    But in addition to her weak constitution,
[01:59] ---
    she doesn't have her wallet, right?
[02:01] Tae
    Which means...
[02:13] Tae
    It'll be within walking
    distance of the apartment,
[02:15] Tae
    and somewhere she can stay cool
    for free. That's important.
[02:23] Yoshino
    Yeah... I looked around everywhere
    that seemed like it'd be cool,
[02:26] ---
    but she wasn't there.
[02:28] Masamune
    I see. Got it.
[02:30] Masamune
    Huh?
[02:31] ---
    No, let's not look in the pond just yet.
[02:35] Masamune
    Yeah, I'd like to presume
    that she's still alive.
[02:40] Masamune
    Then the only place left is...
[02:47] Masamune
    If she's not here, I'm out of ideas.
[02:56] Aki
    Makabe?
[02:59] Masamune
    A mirage?
[03:03] Masamune
    Oh, wait. She's real.
[03:05] Aki
    What in the world are you babbling about?
[03:08] Masamune
    A condescending tone and a flat chest.
[03:11] ---
    Definitely Adagaki Aki.
[03:16] Aki
    You thought she might be at school, too?
[03:22] Aki
    What?
[03:23] Masamune
    N-Nothing.
[03:25] Masamune
    She may be aggravating, but it
    seems we had the same idea.
[03:33] Masamune
    She usually traveled by car,
[03:36] ---
    so I thought this was about the only place
    she could go without really knowing the area.
[03:40] Aki
    Well, it was a miss.
[03:43] ---
    I went everywhere that had a roof, but...
[03:47] Aki
    Where should we look next?
[03:51] Masamune
    Adagaki-san, I thought you
    didn't like Fujinomiya-san.
[03:55] Aki
    Huh?
[03:56] Masamune
    Er, sorry. I was just kinda surprised...
[03:59] ---
    I guess I didn't think you'd go this far.
[04:03] Aki
    I don't like her, even now.
[04:06] ---
    That perverted catgirl...
[04:09] Aki
    It's just... I feel bad for her
    since you rejected her.
[04:16] Aki
    Having someone you like look the other way
[04:19] Aki
    is a very sad thing.
[04:23] Masamune
    How am I...
[04:24] Masamune
    supposed to take what she just said?
[04:29] Masamune
    If that's what you think,
    why do you do that yourself?
[04:33] Masamune
    You give any guy who tries to get close to
    you awful nicknames and push them away.
[04:37] Masamune
    Do you think guys don't
    have feelings or something?
[04:41] Masamune
    Even for me...
[04:45] Masamune
    Suddenly having my feelings
    thrown back in my face,
[04:48] Masamune
    and then getting them stomped on...
[04:55] Aki
    So I just didn't want her to wallow
    in self-torment about it anymore...
[05:00] Aki
    Makabe?
[05:01] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[05:05] Masamune
    Do you happen to remember
    the nickname "Pig's Foot"?
[05:12] Masamune
    I want so badly to tell you right now...
[05:15] Masamune
    that I was the "Pig's Foot"
    you rejected that one time.
[05:21] Aki
    Pig's Foot?
[05:24] Masamune
    Ow!
[05:28] Masamune
    A paper airplane? Where did it...
[05:37] Masamune
    The roof...
[05:41] (Flashback) Neko
    After I spotted it in your room,
[05:43] (Flashback) Neko
    I became curious and had
    Shidou purchase them.
[05:46] (Flashback) Neko
    I've read volume three so many times!
[05:50] Aki
    Hey!
[05:52] Masamune
    She said that she was reading
    "Rose-eyed Steroid."
[06:01] Masamune
    It's right around when the heroine gets
    rejected by her beloved senpai...
[06:06] (Flashback) Neko
    That scene on the roof was just...
[06:12] Momo
    What I have in my hands
[06:15] ---
    are love letters that have
    lost their destination.
[06:19] Momo
    Give it up, Momo...
[06:23] Momo
    Senpai has someone else he likes.
[06:30] Momo
    Goodbye,
[06:33] ---
    Senpai.
[06:38] (Flashback) Eiji
    What the hell are you doing up here?
[06:41] Momo
    Huh?
[06:43] Momo
    That voice... It couldn't be...
[06:46] Masamune
    What the hell are you doing up here?
[06:55] Neko
    I had a feeling that you would come.
[07:03] Masamune
    You mentioned that you
    liked the rooftop scene
[07:07] Masamune
    in "Rose-eyed Steroid" volume 3.
[07:12] Masamune
    But don't do this.
[07:14] Masamune
    You don't have the strength to do
    the same thing Momo did, do you?
[07:18] Neko
    Yes. I think I realize that now.
[07:26] Masamune
    Hey—
[07:27] Masamune
    Are you all right? Hey! Hey!
[07:29] Aki
    Makabe! What happened?
[07:32] Masamune
    Adagaki-san! Contact Shidou-san!
[07:35] Aki
    A-All right.
[07:40] Masamune
    Why do this to yourself?
SIGN    I love you.
[07:58] Kojuurou
    I wonder if she's okay.
[08:01] Tae
    Shidou-san.
[08:03] Tae
    How's Fujinomiya-san?
[08:05] Shidou
    She seems to be stable.
[08:06] Both
    Thank goodness.
[08:08] Shidou
    Adagaki Aki-san.
[08:11] Shidou
    Neko-sama would like to speak to you.
[08:15] Aki
    To me?
[08:17] Shidou
    She is extremely exhausted.
[08:19] ---
    If you can, please keep it short.
[08:22] Aki
    R-Right...
[08:28] Yoshino
    This feels like a final farewell.
[08:31] Kojuurou
    Don't say that, Koiwai-san!
[08:33] Tae
    Now, now. She just said she was fine.
[08:38] Masamune
    I wasn't wrong, was I?
[08:42] Masamune
    It's true that my heart wavered.
[08:44] Masamune
    But it didn't feel right, so I pushed her away.
[08:50] Masamune
    For my plan... For my revenge.
[08:54] Masamune
    Even if I had given her a more
    favorable answer in this situation,
[08:57] ---
    nothing would've come of it.
[09:00] Masamune
    I shouldn't be wrong.
[09:03] Masamune
    Damn it.
[09:05] Masamune
    I...
[09:07] Aki
    Makabe.
[09:12] Aki
    Apparently, you're next.
[09:15] Masamune
    Me?
[09:18] Masamune
    What did they talk about?
[09:21] ---
    There's no way I can ask
    her about that now.
SIGN    Fujinomiya Neko
[09:24] Neko
    Come in.
[09:34] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[09:39] Neko
    Let's talk about the past,
[09:43] Neko
    Masamune-sama.
[09:47] Neko
    Being alive is a wonderful thing.
[09:51] Neko
    That's why I didn't really
    feel any discontent.
SIGN    Seichou Girls' Private Academy
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlA
    Fujinomiya-sama!
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlB
    Neko-sama!
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlC
    Onee-sama!
[10:00] (Flashback) GirlA
    That was a lovely student
    council speech you gave.
[10:04] (Flashback) GirlB
    I was so moved.
[10:07] (Flashback) Neko
    Thank you very much.
[10:08] (Flashback) GirlC
    U-Um, Onee-sama... If it's all right,
[10:14] (Flashback) GirlC
    would you like to come to my
    family's villa this weekend?
[10:18] (Flashback) Neko
    Yours?
[10:19] (Flashback) GirlC
    It's my birthday.
[10:21] (Flashback) ---
    If you were to celebrate
    it with me, I would...
[10:25] Neko
    My kouhai are all so sweet.
[10:29] Neko
    They're such good girls.
[10:32] (Flashback) Neko
    If you would have me, I would be happy to.
[10:36] (Flashback) GirlC
    Thank you so much!
[10:37] (Flashback) GirlC
    There's a riding ground for
    horses and a tennis court,
[10:40] (Flashback) ---
    so would you like to join
    me before the party?
[10:44] (Flashback) GirlC
    Huh?
[10:46] (Flashback) GirlA
    What are you thinking, asking
    Neko-sama to play tennis?
[10:49] (Flashback) GirlA
    She's so frail!
[10:52] (Flashback) GirlC
    I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
[10:56] (Flashback) GirlB
    It's common knowledge.
[10:58] (Flashback) ---
    I can't believe you'd try to get closer to
    Neko-sama when you don't know that.
[11:02] (Flashback) GirlC
    What should I do?
[11:03] (Flashback) GirlB
    What should you do?
[11:04] (Flashback) GirlA
    Figure it out.
[11:05] (Flashback) Neko
    It's fine, everyone.
[11:06] ---
    Oh...
[11:08] Neko
    What a silly story.
[11:12] (Flashback) Neko
    Surgery? Overseas?
SIGN    Fujinomiya
[11:17] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    If nothing is done, your
    condition will only worsen.
[11:20] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    Will you consider trying it?
[11:22] (Flashback) Neko
    How promising is this prospect?
[11:27] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    No, sorry.
[11:29] (Flashback) ---
    Please forget that I ever mentioned it.
[11:33] (Flashback) Neko
    It's fine, Grandfather.
    I don't mind trying it.
[11:38] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    I see.
[11:39] (Flashback) Neko
    But I just have one request...
[11:43] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
    What is it?
[11:45] (Flashback) Neko
    I...
[11:48] (Flashback) Neko
    would like to fall in love.
[11:56] Neko
    When this all became a
    life-or-death situation,
[12:00] Neko
    rather than the usual worries or
    fears most people would have,
[12:04] Neko
    I realized that there was no hope.
[12:11] Neko
    I wanted to experience love, at least.
[12:19] Masamune
    But why me?
[12:22] Neko
    Who knows?
[12:25] Neko
    I just randomly picked your photo
    out of the mountain of photos
[12:28] ---
    I had for potential suitors.
[12:30] Masamune
    Randomly?!
[12:32] Neko
    Yes.
[12:32] Masamune
    Was it a lottery?!
[12:34] Neko
    You could call it that.
[12:36] Masamune
    Also, I never heard anything
    about being a potential suitor!
[12:38] Neko
    It's not uncommon among prestigious families
[12:40] ---
    for this to happen to the children,
    unbeknownst to them, is it?
[12:45] (Flashback) Kinue
    Look, look! Hasn't my
    Maa-kun become so handsome?
[12:50] Masamune
    Was it that old hag?!
[12:54] Masamune
    If that's why, there's no way we could've
    found out anything by researching.
[12:58] Neko
    Yoshino-san is very efficient,
[13:01] ---
    but she couldn't trace the
    thoughts of a sickly person.
[13:06] Masamune
    So you knew.
[13:08] Masamune
    So, how did it feel to try it?
[13:11] Neko
    Well...
[13:14] Neko
    The trial and error was fun,
[13:17] ---
    and I thought you and I were exactly alike.
[13:21] Masamune
    You and I?
[13:22] Neko
    Yes. You talk about love and affection
    for the purpose of your goal,
[13:29] Neko
    but the truth is hidden in fog.
[13:31] Neko
    Shallow and empty...
[13:35] Neko
    In the end, the lie was discovered,
    and my feelings didn't reach.
[13:43] Neko
    But I don't have any regrets.
[13:47] Masamune
    Huh?
[13:48] Neko
    I went into everything superficially,
[13:51] Neko
    but the fluttery feeling of one-sided love...
[13:55] Neko
    The pain of being rejected...
[13:58] Neko
    I was able to experience them firsthand.
[14:08] Neko
    Masamune-sama, what about you?
[14:14] Neko
    Will you keep walking
    down the same path as me?
[14:18] Masamune
    I...
[14:21] Neko
    Will you reach the same point I have?
[14:23] Masamune
    No!
[14:25] Neko
    Really?
[14:32] Neko
    I hope that is the case.
[14:37] Neko
    I must say it's rather
    exhausting to talk this long.
[14:41] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[14:43] Neko
    When I regain my strength,
    I believe I will be going far away.
[14:48] Neko
    So, Masamune-sama...
[14:52] Neko
    Thank you very much for the lovely memories.
[15:01] Tae
    I wonder what Masamune-kun and
    Fujinomiya-san are talking about.
[15:08] Tae
    To tell you the truth, I actually
    liked Masamune-kun, too.
[15:15] Tae
    Are you surprised?
[15:16] Yoshino
    A little.
[15:18] Yoshino
    Did you really think it wasn't obvious?
    That's what surprised me.
[15:22] Tae
    I sometimes think I might
    regret not telling him,
[15:29] Tae
    but I think it was better
    to keep my feelings inside.
[15:33] Tae
    I'm able to hang out with you all now.
[15:36] ---
    I hope that wasn't the
    case for Fujinomiya-san.
[15:39] Yoshino
    Yeah, sure.
[15:42] Kojuurou
    I-Is it okay that I'm here?
[15:45] Tae
    Masamune-kun likes Adagaki-san, right?
[15:50] Tae
    I wonder how Adagaki-san feels.
[15:59] Yoshino
    Looks like her stomach's reached its limit.
[16:02] Tae
    Huh?
[16:04] Yoshino
    She's sad that she has to hold back.
[16:07] Tae
    Oh, right. Yeah, I totally get that.
[16:09] ---
    Love can be so sad.
[16:12] Yoshino
    That's not what I meant.
[16:16] Yoshino
    But...
[16:17] Yoshino
    That might also be the case to some degree.
[16:22] Tae
    Masamune-kun!
[16:27] Aki
    Um... Makabe...
[16:39] Shidou
    Milady.
[16:41] Neko
    Shidou.
[16:43] Shidou
    It appears that your classmates
    have left the hospital.
[16:48] Neko
    I see. Thank you for informing me.
[17:03] Shidou
    I realize I may be out of line,
[17:06] ---
    but are you sure you want to let him go?
[17:10] Neko
    This is fine.
[17:13] Neko
    What Masamune-sama said is the truth.
[17:18] Neko
    And...
[17:20] ---
    It's true that he made me remember.
[17:25] [SONG] Sign
    Wedding Party
[17:27] (Flashback) Neko's mother
    Neko.
[17:28] (Flashback) Kinue
    Maa-kun, we're going to take a picture!
[17:31] (Flashback) Neko's mother
    My, they're so adorable.
[17:33] (Flashback) Kinue
    These two sort of look alike, don't they?
[17:36] (Flashback) Cameraman
    All right, here we go.
[18:02] (Flashback) Neko
    I thought you and I were exactly alike.
[18:06] (Flashback) Neko
    You talk about love and affection
    for the purpose of your goal,
[18:10] (Flashback) ---
    but the truth is hidden in fog.
[18:13] (Flashback) Neko
    Shallow and empty...
[18:17] (Flashback) Neko
    In the end, the lie was discovered,
    and my feelings didn't reach.
[18:23] Masamune
    Lies will be discovered...
[18:26] Masamune
    That's right...
[18:28] ---
    I thought something was strange,
    so I couldn't trust you.
[18:34] Masamune
    So that's...
[18:39] Masamune
    what I'll look like in the future?
[18:41] (Flashback) Neko
    Will you keep walking
    down the same path as me?
[18:46] Masamune
    Damn it. Damn it!
[18:48] ---
    What am I so worried about?
[18:50] Masamune
    Don't think about unnecessary things!
[18:52] Masamune
    I'm not going to waver now!
[18:54] Masamune
    I'm going to make Adagaki Aki look my way,
[18:57] Masamune
    and then...
[18:58] Masamune
    I'll throw her away in the best way possible.
[19:10] Narino
    Are you heading out, milady?
[19:13] Aki
    I'm just going out to the garden.
    I'm not going outside.
[19:17] Narino
    Okay. Have fun.
[19:26] (Flashback) Neko
    That should be enough.
[19:28] (Flashback) ---
    Please stop trying to act so tough.
[19:31] (Flashback) Aki
    Tough?
[19:32] (Flashback) Neko
    As you can see, I was completely
    and utterly rejected.
[19:38] (Flashback) Neko
    Masamune-sama is a sincere person.
[19:42] (Flashback) Neko
    What reason could you have
    to deny his love for you?
[19:49] Aki
    Love? It's not like love.
[19:56] Aki
    I mean, it's true.
[19:58] Aki
    The Commando Catgirl thing was a mistake,
    and there's no reason to get mad.
[20:02] Aki
    So... should I like him?
[20:10] Aki
    No.
[20:11] Aki
    No, no, no, no! That's not possible!
[20:13] Aki
    I mean, it's Makabe! That
    thoughtless, stupid man!
[20:17] Aki
    He says whatever sounds good
    whenever he opens his mouth.
[20:22] (Flashback) Young aki
    You're so pathetic, Masamune.
[20:25] (Flashback) Young Aki
    You need to straighten up more!
[20:27] (Flashback) Young Masamune
    I can't, Aki-chan!
[20:30] Aki
    That's right.
[20:33] Aki
    If you want to call something
    "love," that was love.
[20:38] Aki
    Those chubby little cheeks,
[20:40] Aki
    his tummy that had rolls worth tugging on...
[20:44] Aki
    He was so cute.
[20:49] Aki
    Who's there?!
[20:54] Kinue
    Maa-kun! Maa-kun's...
[20:59] Chinatsu
    What? Did something happen?
[21:01] Kinue
    Maa-kun's saying he's going to run away.
[21:05] ---
    Just like that one song!
[21:07] Chinatsu
    You're overreacting again.
[21:09] ---
    I'm sure he's just off to train
    by going jogging again.
[21:12] Masamune
    That's right.
[21:14] ---
    I'm going to retrain myself since
    I became naïve at some point.
[21:18] Masamune
    I'm going to carry out my original plan.
[21:21] Chinatsu
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:23] Kinue
    Sniffle.
[21:25] Masamune
    I'm going to get rid of any unneeded fat
[21:27] ---
    and build up some new muscles
    and ways of being hot.
[21:42] Gasou
    I'm sorry I scared you.
[21:44] Aki
    Who are you?
[21:45] Gasou
    I wonder who I could be.
    Why don't you guess?
[21:50] Aki
    Could you actually be...
[21:59] Aki
    Masamune?
[22:02] Gasou
    Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
[22:05] Gasou
    I'm back.

E10 - The New School Term Filled With Doubts

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[00:03] Gasou
    I'm sorry I scared you.
[00:05] Aki
    Who are you?
[00:06] Gasou
    I wonder who I could be.
    Why don't you guess?
[00:11] Aki
    Could you actually be...
[00:18] Aki
    Masamune?
[00:20] Gasou
    Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
[00:24] Gasou
    I'm back.
SIGN    #10 "The New School Term Filled With Doubts"
[01:59] Yoshino
    I was just about to go to sleep.
[02:02] Narino
    Now's not the time for that.
[02:06] Butler
    You wish to see the master of this house?
[02:08] Gasou
    Yes! I have a letter from my grandfather.
[02:12] ---
    Please take a look.
[02:14] Butler
    Pardon me.
[02:17] Butler
    "Adagaki Taigen promises the
    15th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu
[02:22] Butler
    that your grandchild, the
    17th-generation head, will..."
[02:26] Butler
    ma-ma... ma-mar...
[02:27] Yoshino
    Dad?
[02:32] Butler
    "That your grandchild, the 17th-generation
    head, will marry into my family."
[02:38] Gasou
    I am the 17th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu.
[02:41] Gasou
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
SIGN    Calling
    Makabe Masamune
SIGN    No Service
SIGN    Slide to Unlock
[02:54] Masamune
    497,
[02:57] ---
    498,
[03:00] ---
    499...
[03:03] Masamune
    500!
[03:12] Masamune
    I see in your eyes...
[03:16] Masamune
    The rising sun!
[03:17] Echo
    Rising sun!
[03:19] Echo
    Sun... Sun... Sun...
[03:23] BG girl student 1
    It's been so long! Did you
    finish all your homework?
[03:25] BG girl student 2
    You've gotten so tan!
[03:28] Suzuki
    Adagaki Aki.
[03:34] Suzuki
    Please go out with me.
[03:40] Aki
    Why do men always feel so confident that
    they're different from everyone else?
[03:48] Suzuki
    Huh? H-Hey!
SIGN    Your Nipples Are Showing
[03:52] Suzuki
    What?!
[03:54] Aki
    Once again I have cut a worthless object.
[03:57] Suzuki
    Th-That's permanent marker!
[03:59] Suzuki
    Damn it! You'll regret this!
[04:03] Sonoka & Kikune
    Well done, Aki-sama!
[04:05] Sonoka
    That was the ace of the baseball
    team, wasn't it, Kikune-chan?
[04:08] Kikune
    He was one pick away from
    the Koushien, I think,
[04:12] Kikune
    but he lost.
[04:13] Sonoka
    Wow, that's amazing.
[04:16] Kikune
    But I'm stronger!
[04:19] Kikune
    Much stronger.
[04:21] Sonoka
    Yeah, yeah. Well done, kendo club...
[04:24] Kikune
    You may look up to me, Sonoka.
[04:27] Sonoka
    Nope. I'm two years older than you, Kikune.
[04:30] Kikune
    Huh?!
[04:31] Aki
    I see that you two haven't changed.
[04:33] Sonoka
    You, too, Aki-sama!
[04:34] ---
    Are you sure you should've rejected
    the first one of the second term?
[04:37] Sonoka
    He almost made it to Koushien.
[04:39] Aki
    He already left the team, didn't he?
[04:41] ---
    That means he's just a musclehead.
[04:44] Sonoka
    There it is! You're amazing, Aki-sama!
[04:47] Kikune
    So cool!
[04:49] Sonoka
    Our Aki-sama...
[04:52] Kikune
    From young to old...
[04:54] Both
    Ruthlessly gives everyone a "No!"
[04:56] Aki
    Would you cut it out?
    This happens all the time.
[04:59] Mari
    Is that really so?
[05:06] Sonoka
    Mari-chan!
[05:07] Mari
    It appears that lately you spend more time
[05:10] ---
    with Makabe Masamune than
    you do with us, Aki-sama.
[05:13] Aki
    Th... Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[05:16] Mari
    I heard that you two spent
    summer vacation together.
[05:20] Kikune
    Th-That can't be!
[05:22] Sonoka
    I-Is that true, Aki-sama?
[05:24] Aki
    That was, um... Makabe didn't
    leave me much choice.
[05:27] ---
    I was trying to invite Shuri-kun, and...
[05:29] Mari
    Shuri Kojuurou
[05:31] Mari
    is also biologically a man.
[05:33] Aki
    Well, I mean...
[05:35] Mari
    If you have reconverted, Aki-sama,
    then I'll just have to...
[05:35] Mari
    Um, uh...
[05:40] Aki
    Huh?
[05:40] Mari
    No, it's nothing.
[05:42] Sonoka
    I wanted to see Aki-sama in a swimsuit.
[05:44] Kikune
    And at the ocean!
[05:46] Mari
    Not to mention, it was a private beach.
[05:50] Voice (Gasou)
    Wow, that's nice. A private beach.
[05:54] ---
    I didn't know you had one.
[05:55] Gasou
    Take me there sometime.
[06:00] Kikune
    What a stupid man.
[06:02] Sonoka
    How dare you feign such closeness?
[06:04] Sonoka
    You'll just be cut down by Aki-sama again.
[06:06] Mari
    It'll be the second one, on the
    first morning of the second term.
[06:10] Aki
    W-Well... I guess I wouldn't
    be against considering it.
[06:17] Gasou
    Really? That's great.
[06:19] Gasou
    That's a promise, Aki-chan.
[06:21] Aki
    L-Let's hurry up and go. You still have
    your transfer paperwork, don't you?
[06:25] Gasou
    Yeah. Will you show me the way?
[06:27] Aki
    Of course.
[06:33] Kikune
    Aki-sama...
[06:34] Sonoka
    Aki-sama, who would never acknowledge
    even a celebrity or a soccer player...
[06:39] Mari
    Aki-sama, who gave a Tokyo University
    student the name "Dried Whitebait"....
[06:42] Sonoka & Kikune
    I can't believe it.
[06:44] Mari
    Girls, perhaps we had the
    wrong idea this whole time.
[06:48] Sonoka & Kikune
    What do you mean?
[06:49] Mari
    Perhaps Aki-sama wasn't the Cruel Princess
    who tore apart one guy after another.
[06:54] Sonoka & Kikune
    She wasn't?
[07:00] Mari
    But might actually be a
    chubby-chaser instead.
[07:02] Masamune
    I'm a hot guy! Thin yet macho!
[07:07] Masamune
    Morning!
[07:09] Classmate
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[07:10] Classmate2
    It's been a while.
[07:11] Neko
    Good morning.
[07:13] Masamune
    Yup, good morning.
[07:15] Masamune
    Why are you here?!
[07:17] Neko
    Because I am a student at
    this school, Masamune-sama.
[07:26] Masamune
    Didn't you go overseas to have surgery?
[07:29] Neko
    Yes.
[07:30] Neko
    So they sliced me up, yanked something out,
[07:33] ---
    sewed me back up, and I came back.
[07:35] Masamune
    That's graphic!
[07:37] Neko
    I stayed in the hospital
    over there for a month,
[07:39] ---
    but I was safely able to return yesterday.
[07:42] Masamune
    Oh, I see.
[07:43] Masamune
    A month?! Is that even possible?!
[07:46] Masamune
    I was so troubled that whole time!
[07:48] Neko
    And how were you, Masamune-sama?
[07:52] Neko
    You spoke out so strongly the last time,
    and you've had a month's time.
[07:57] Neko
    How much closer were you
    able to get to Aki-sama?
[08:00] Masamune
    U-Um, well...
[08:03] Masamune
    Tra...
[08:05] Neko
    "Tra"?
[08:06] Masamune
    I was training a bit.
[08:09] Neko
    Which means...
[08:11] Neko
    You haven't gotten anywhere?
[08:15] Masamune
    I-I couldn't help it! I was thinking
    about what you said the whole time!
[08:21] Neko
    You shouldn't throw around
    pick-up lines so cheaply.
[08:24] Masamune
    I-I'm not... That's not my intent!
[08:28] Neko
    See?
[08:29] Neko
    If you wait too long, your chance will
    be taken from under your nose.
[08:35] Masamune
    A guy?!
[08:39] Masamune
    Come on, Fujinomiya-san.
[08:42] Masamune
    You aren't implying that a tubby
    like that could rival me, are you?
[08:44] Neko
    Did you lose even more weight?
[08:47] Masamune
    I'd prefer that you said I toned up.
[08:51] Neko
    Indeed. I might just be imagining things.
[08:55] Masamune
    Right?
[08:59] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, let's walk home together.
[09:02] Masamune
    Go on ahead of me.
[09:04] Masamune
    I'm going to go give Adagaki-san
    a gift from the country.
SIGN    Shinshuu Soba
[09:06] Masamune
    Muscle, muscle, excite, excite...
[09:08] Kojuurou
    Okay.
[09:10] Masamune
    I'm a different Masamune now.
[09:13] Masamune
    I'm going to show her
    just how much I've grown.
[09:16] Masamune
    Good afternoon!
[09:17] Masamune
    It's the hot guy from the
    genus
Hominidae*, class* Homo*.
[09:21] Masamune
    This is perfect for you right now.
[09:24] Masamune
    I got you some 100% stone-milled
    buckwheat flour from Shinshuu,
[09:29] Masamune
    Adagaki-sa—
[09:29] Gasou
    Someone's here, Aki-chan.
[09:32] Masamune
    
"Aki-chan"? Did he just say "Aki-chan"?!
[09:35] Aki
    Oh, Makabe.
[09:37] Masamune
    Oh! Adagaki-san? Who might that person be?
[09:42] Gasou
    Pleasure to meet you.
[09:44] Gasou
    I'm Gasou Kanetsugu. I transferred
    to Yasaka High School today.
[09:49] Masamune
    You're a transfer student?
[09:50] Gasou
    Yup. Who are you?
[09:52] Masamune
    Makabe Masamune.
[09:54] Gasou
    Masamune, eh? What a coincidence.
[09:56] Gasou
    My nickname is actually Masamune.
[09:59] Gasou
    Hey, Aki-chan. It'd be confusing
    to call me "Masamune" here,
[10:02] ---
    so maybe you shouldn't.
[10:05] Aki
    If that's what you want.
[10:07] Gasou
    Okay, it's settled.
[10:08] Masamune
    Are you two acquaintances?
[10:09] Masamune
    Are you a relative of Adagaki-san's?
[10:12] Gasou
    Yeah. Well, rather than an acquaintance...
[10:17] Gasou
    I'm her betrothed.
SIGN    Betrothed
[10:19] Masamune
    Betrothed?!
[10:23] Masamune
    What?!
[10:26] Gasou
    Right now, I'm a guest at Aki-chan's house.
[10:29] ---
    Huh? Makabe-kun?
[10:34] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, calm down.
[10:37] Masamune
    H-How the hell am I supposed to stay calm?!
[10:40] Masamune
    What does he mean by "betrothed"?!
[10:43] Yoshino
    It's just as it sounds.
[10:45] Masamune
    Nobody told me about this!
[10:47] Yoshino
    Well, I couldn't get through to your cell phone.
[10:50] Masamune
    Damn it! I guess there was no
    reception in the mountains!
[10:53] Yoshino
    But I'm surprised, too.
[10:56] Masamune
    I-Is there a possibility that he's lying?
[10:59] Yoshino
    I ran a signature analysis,
    and apparently the letter is real.
[11:04] Yoshino
    So right now he's a guest at the mansion.
[11:08] Masamune
    They're living together?!
[11:09] ---
    Is this a light novel?! Or a dating sim?
[11:10] Masamune
    Is this some exciting shoujo manga?!
[11:12] Masamune
    B-But there's no way the Cruel
    Princess who hates men so much
[11:15] ---
    could stay quiet about this
    whole "betrothed" thing!
[11:20] Yoshino
    That's what I thought, too, but...
[11:22] Masamune
    What? That's not true?!
[11:26] Yoshino
    Aki-sama is acting strange.
[11:29] Yoshino
    Or maybe not strange, but...
[11:32] Yoshino
    It's love?
[11:33] Masamune
    Huh?!
[11:39] Masamune
    You can't be serious!
[11:40] Masamune
    Who the hell is that guy?
[11:42] Guy 1
    It went your way!
[11:44] Guy 2
    Run! Run!
[11:47] Masamune
    Gasou Kanetsugu.
[11:49] ---
    160 centimeters tall. Somewhat short.
[11:52] Masamune
    Estimated weight: 63 kilograms. Somewhat fat.
[11:57] ---
    Wow!
[11:58] Guy 2
    Not bad, Kanetsugu-kun!
[12:00] Girls
    He's round but fast.
[12:02] Kanetsugu
    Thanks!
[12:03] Masamune
    Despite having a short and fat*
    physique, he's pretty good at sports.
[12:07] Kanetsugu
    Using this formula here is simpler
    and easier to understand.
[12:10] Guys
    Thanks, Gasou-kun!
[12:12] Gasou
    I love math, so you can
    ask me about it anytime.
[12:14] Guys
    Really? That's a huge help!
[12:15] Masamune
    He's pretty smart, but has
    a good attitude about it.
[12:22] Girls
    Are you looking for a seat?
[12:24] Guys
    There's a seat here!
[12:25] Masamune
    Someone so friendly that he blends
    in with both guys and girls.
[12:26] Gasou
    Thanks!
[12:28] Masamune
    But the biggest problem is...
[12:31] Gasou
    Aki-chan! Let's eat together.
[12:34] Aki
    N-Not so loud.
[12:36] Masamune
    Th-That bastard...
[12:41] Masamune
    What the hell is going on?
[12:47] Yoshino
    Apparently Aki-sama met him in the past.
[12:52] Masamune
    Yeah, but his belly is
    sitting on top of his belt!
[12:55] Masamune
    She was totally ruthless with me about that!
[13:01] Masamune
    Did she consume so many calories
    that her brain just short-circuited?
[13:05] Yoshino
    I don't think so.
[13:06] Masamune
    Then what the hell is that?
[13:08] Yoshino
    A girl's heart is like the autumn... something.
[13:11] Masamune
    I can't accept this!
[13:19] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Pig's Foot.
[13:21] Masamune
    No, you don't need to apologize, Master.
[13:24] Yoshino
    You can say that, but...
[13:27] Masamune
    What the heck?
[13:38] Sonoka
    Mari-chan.
[13:40] Mari
    I'm sorry I'm late.
[13:42] Kikune
    It's fine. We weren't talking
    about anything important.
[13:45] Sonoka
    I'm just in too much shock. That Aki-sama...
[13:49] Kikune
    She was always full of mysteries.
[13:52] Kikune
    She never ate lunch with us even once.
[13:56] Sonoka
    But...
[13:57] Mari
    Being upset because we might have had
    the wrong idea is perhaps unreasonable.
[14:03] Mari
    However, this sense of betrayal
    exceeds expectations.
[14:06] ---
    We should make these gloomy feelings explode,
    go up to the rooftop, and then we can fly!
[14:07] Sonoka
    Mari-chan! Mari-chan, Mari-chan, calm down!
[14:09] Mari
    And then they will travel to
    the legendary yuri garden—
[14:11] Mari
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
    I lost control for a moment.
[14:14] Sonoka
    I might be more worried about
    you than them, Mari-chan.
[14:18] Kikune
    Yeah, but what's sad is really sad.
[14:22] Mari
    Aki-sama and our...
SIGN    Destroy Men Instantly
[14:25] Kikune
    ...completely untainted...
[14:27] Sonoka
    ...holy yuri kingdom.
[14:33] Gasou
    Do you mind if I sit here?
[14:37] Kikune
    You bastard!
[14:38] ---
    You've got some nerve showing
    your face around here!
[14:40] Gasou
    Whoa!
[14:42] Gasou
    That's quite the welcome.
[14:44] Kikune
    Huh?
[14:45] Mari
    Very well. Take care of him, Kikune-san.
[14:48] Kikune
    Got it.
[14:49] Sonoka
    Go!
[14:49] Gasou
    Wait! Hang on!
[14:51] ---
    You have the wrong idea!
[14:55] Kikune
    The wrong idea?
[14:56] Gasou
    Yes! Honest!
[14:58] Gasou
    There's something that
    I need to tell you all.
SIGN    Heart Flutter Actions! Heart Flutter Mannerisms!
SIGN    Situations That Girls Love
SIGN    Heart Flutter Special!!
    We'll show you the results of our survey ranking!
    1st Place: Wall Slam!
[15:05] Tae
    Hey, Masamune-kun. Are you listening?
SIGN    Yasaka Festival Proposal Meeting
[15:10] Tae
    Let's talk about this seriously, okay?
[15:13] Masamune
    Sorry, Class Rep.
[15:15] Tae
    Let's talk about our class's
    project for the festival.
[15:18] Masamune
    Our class's project, huh?
[15:20] Tae
    I got it! I, Futaba Tae, thought about this
[15:22] ---
    until my brain became strained, then squishy!
[15:24] Tae
    We can have a play with the super cute
    Kojuurou-kyun starring as Snow White,
[15:27] Tae
    and the super hot Masamune-kun as the prince!
[15:31] Neko
    That sounds lovely.
[15:33] Kojuurou
    Um... Why am I the princess?
[15:36] Tae
    Let's do this, Class 2-B!
[15:38] Classmates
    Yeah!
[15:41] Masamune
    Give it up, Kojuurou. No one can fight this.
[15:45] Kojuurou
    It always ends up this way...
SIGN    Heart Flutter Special!!
[15:48] Masamune
    I don't care if we have to act or sing.
[15:52] Masamune
    What I have to do something
    about is that bastard.
[16:03] Masamune
    This is my chance! That fatty isn't here!
[16:09] Aki
    M-Makabe?!
[16:19] Aki
    What are you doing?
[16:21] Masamune
    I figured we wouldn't be able to
    have a real talk if I didn't do this.
[16:24] Aki
    There's nothing to talk about.
[16:26] Masamune
    I have something to say!
[16:27] Aki
    Is that so?
[16:30] Aki
    All right, just one thing.
[16:36] Masamune
    So close...
[16:38] Aki
    You're open down there.
[16:41] Masamune
    Wait, what?!
[16:43] Masamune
    Thank goodness, it's closed.
[16:46] Masamune
    Huh? Adagaki-san?
[16:49] Aki
    Masa— I mean, Kanetsugu,
[16:52] ---
    let's hurry up and go to class.
[16:54] Gasou
    Sure.
[16:57] Masamune
    That damn fatty again...
[17:01] Masamune
    That was pointless!
[17:02] ---
    The wall slam was powerless!
    Completely powerless!
[17:05] Mari
    Makabe Masamune...
[17:07] Kikune
    How dare he use the wall slam on Aki-sama?!
[17:09] Sonoka
    We can't let our guard down for a second.
[17:11] Mari
    Common sense doesn't work on beasts.
[17:14] Mari
    The choice we made is not wrong.
[17:18] Mari
    Let us protect Aki-sama.
[17:20] Mari
    Along with "him."
[17:23] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Something you need to tell us?
[17:25] (Flashback) Gasou
    That's right.
[17:26] (Flashback) Gasou
    Amazingly enough, I'm engaged to Aki-chan,
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
    but I have no intention of furthering
    our relationship beyond that at all.
[17:34] (Flashback) Kikune
    What? So you're engaged to her,
    but you don't even like her?
[17:37] (Flashback) Gasou
    No! It's the exact opposite.
[17:38] (Flashback) Gasou
    She's truly like some beautiful goddess,
[17:42] (Flashback) ---
    so I don't have any right
    to lay a finger on her.
[17:47] (Flashback) Sonoka
    Really? You're not going to kiss her? Ever?
[17:50] (Flashback) Gasou
    Of course not! I know my place.
[17:56] (Flashback) Sonoka
    What should we do? That might
    actually be pretty respectable.
[17:59] (Flashback) ---
    He won't touch her because he likes her.
[18:00] (Flashback) Kikune
    That's kind of cowardly. I don't like it.
[18:03] (Flashback) Mari
    But Aki-sama's purity will be protected,
    far more than with Makabe Masamune.
[18:09] (Flashback) Aki
    No!
[18:11] Mari
    Makabe Masamune...
[18:13] Kikune
    We won't let you have Aki-sama!
[18:15] Three
    The beast must be destroyed.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[18:20] Secretary
    Aren't there quite a few requests
    for the Yasaka Festival this year?
[18:23] President
    That's a good thing.
[18:26] Vice president
    Good work, guys! Sorry I'm late.
[18:28] Secretary
    Vice President, you've got work piled up.
[18:31] Vice president (sonoka)
    Yup, I know.
[18:37] Vice president (Sonoka)
    Huh? This is insane!
[18:40] President
    What's the matter, Vice President?
[18:41] Vice president (Sonoka)
    The proposals from each class...
[18:43] ---
    Both 2-A and 2-B want to
    put on the play "Snow White."
[18:49] President
    So they both picked the same thing.
[18:50] President
    Then we should approve Class B,
    since they turned in their proposal first.
[18:53] Sonoka
    No...
SIGN    Cultural Festival Proposal Form
[18:57] ---
    It should be Class A.
[18:58] President
    But...
[18:59] Sonoka
    It's gotta be A. Definitely A.
[19:01] ---
    There's no other choice but A!
SIGN    Cultural Festival Proposal Form
[19:08] President
    Please let us reevaluate this.
[19:10] Sonoka
    Yup, so it's Class A, right?
SIGN    Student Council
[19:13] Secretary
    Nothing less from the vice president,
[19:15] Secretary
    the one pulling the strings
    at Yasaka from the shadows.
[19:18] Tae
    Declined?
[19:19] Tae
    No way! We can't think of
    something else at this point!
[19:23] Secretary
    But we can't have two of the same thing.
[19:26] Tae
    Yeah, but why is it us?
[19:28] Secretary
    Because the vice president was so insistent—
[19:30] ---
    I mean, it was a student council decision.
[19:32] Masamune
    What's wrong?
[19:33] Neko
    Apparently our proposal for the
    Yasaka Festival was declined.
[19:36] Masamune
    Huh? Just our class?
[19:37] Tae
    Whatever! We submitted ours first.
[19:40] Tae
    We just have to convince
    Class A, right? I'll go.
[19:44] Secretary
    What?
[19:45] Masamune
    Why is she so passionate?
[19:47] Neko
    Passion may be strong enough to
    blast away the unreasonable.
[19:52] Mari
    We refuse.
[19:55] Mari
    It has already been decided
    that Class A will be performing
[19:58] ---
    "Snow White" with Aki-sama and
    Kanetsugu-sama as the leads.
[20:00] Masamune
    Wh-What?!
[20:02] Tae
    We've already decided, too!
[20:04] ---
    We're doing "Snow White" starring heartthrobs
    Kojuurou-kyun and Masamune-kun!
[20:07] Masamune
    Wh-What?!
[20:08] Aki
    Why don't you give up?
[20:12] Aki
    I'm sure there was a request to decline that.
[20:14] Aki
    I mean, a "Snow White" with
    only men is nothing but futile.
[20:22] Masamune
    C-Class Rep?
[20:24] Tae
    It's way weirder to have a fat prince!
[20:27] Aki
    Fat is a sign of wealth.
[20:29] Tae
    This isn't about what I want to do.
[20:32] ---
    I just want to show the audience
    what they want to see.
[20:34] Aki
    This was a unanimous decision in our class.
[20:40] Gasou
    Now, now. Calm down, you two.
[20:43] Gasou
    She was suddenly rejected.
    We should consider how she feels.
[20:47] Aki
    W-Well, you're exactly right, Kanetsugu.
[20:50] ---
    I guess I can see her point.
[20:52] Masamune
    What the hell is with this Cruel
    Princess? It's infuriating!
[20:57] Masamune
    Then why don't we promote this by saying
    we'll decide the winner by popular vote?
[21:01] Tae
    Masamune-kun...
[21:03] Aki
    Popular vote?
[21:04] Masamune
    The best project is chosen by votes, right?
[21:07] Masamune
    So doing the same play will actually
    make it easier to determine a winner.
[21:11] Tae
    That's a great idea! A drama battle!
[21:13] ---
    That'll hype things up for sure!
[21:14] Aki
    True... I guess I'd have to say that's fair.
[21:17] Mari
    I suppose it might be if
    you say so, Aki-sama.
[21:21] Masamune
    What do you think, student council?
[21:23] Masamune
    We can promote both of them at once.
[21:26] Secretary
    Well, if you both agree to this,
    I believe it'll be okay.
[21:31] Tae
    Yes!
[21:32] Aki
    Then I believe this is now officially
    a competition, Futaba-san.
[21:35] Tae
    Of course. We're not going
    to lose, Adagaki-san!
[21:41] Masamune
    Could we add on another competition?
[21:46] Masamune
    Whoever wins gets to dance with
    someone at the post-festival party.
[21:51] Masamune
    I can't just sit here biting
    my nails, Round Prince.
[21:56] Gasou
    I guess it's pointless to ask with whom.
[21:59] Gasou
    All right. I'm in.
[22:01] Masamune
    All right!
[22:03] Masamune
    There's no going back on this!

E11 - Snow White of the Yasaka Festival

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SIGN    #11 "Snow White of the Yasaka Festival"
[01:31] Tae
    Hey, Snow White! Are you
    taking this seriously?
[01:34] Kojuurou
    Class Rep...
SIGN    Director
[01:35] Tae
    Don't call me Class Rep.
    Call me The World's Futaba!
[01:38] ---
    Just for now.
[01:39] Tae
    Listen up. The show is tomorrow!
[01:42] Tae
    We're not the only ones doing "Snow White."
[01:45] Tae
    If you keep acting so limp,
    we're going to lose to Class A.
[01:49] Kojuurou
    B-But I'm doing my best...
[01:52] Tae
    Your best isn't enough!
[01:56] Masamune
    Where did she get an ash tray?
[01:58] ---
    I bet she just wanted to do that.
[02:00] Tae
    What are you trying to express here?
[02:03] Tae
    Just you waking up?
[02:05] ---
    No! That shouldn't be the extent of it.
[02:07] Tae
    And you call yourself the
    girl who has her mask?!
[02:10] Masamune
    Not good. Class Rep, the scenario
    you thought up is starting to waver.
[02:15] ---
    I...
[02:16] Kojuurou
    I-I'm...
[02:18] Kojuurou
    I'm not a girl!
[02:21] Masamune
    Kojuurou!
SIGN    The 41st Yasaka Festival Is About to Begin
SIGN    Gargle and Wash Your Hands
[02:29] Kojuurou
    Why are girls so scary?
[02:37] Neko
    I'm terribly sorry.
[02:39] Kojuurou
    N-No, it's my fault.
[02:42] Neko
    This costume is finished, so I was
    just taking it to the gymnasium.
[02:46] Neko
    Tomorrow's the big day, finally.
    I'm so excited.
[02:50] ---
    Where are you headed, Kojuurou-san?
[02:51] Kojuurou
    O-Oh, I had a quick errand to run.
[02:54] Neko
    Please come back soon.
[02:59] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya is always smiling. That's so nice.
[03:02] Kojuurou
    She doesn't say anything scary
    and doesn't treat me like a girl.
[03:12] Masamune
    Kojuurou! Where'd you go?
[03:14] ---
    Come on out!
[03:16] Masamune
    There's pudding for dessert!
[03:18] Gasou
    Wow, how nice. So this comes with dessert?
[03:21] Masamune
    Ugh! Gasou Kanetsugu!
[03:24] Gasou
    You're in the middle of
    rehearsal too, aren't you?
[03:26] Gasou
    Sweets are the best thing
    for when you're tired.
[03:29] Masamune
    R-Right. You'll get fat if
    you eat too much, though.
[03:34] Gasou
    Aki-chan gets really happy when I give
    her little chocolates during breaks, too.
[03:40] Gasou
    Isn't that really cute?
[03:42] Masamune
    Wh-What?!
[03:44] Gasou
    Isn't gaining someone's favor all about
    doing lots of little things like that?
[03:48] Gasou
    I mean, trying a wall slam just
    because it was in some magazine...
[03:56] Gasou
    To be honest, it had the opposite effect.
[03:58] Gasou
    You really have no idea.
[04:00] Masamune
    Wh-Who's he to be giving
    technical advice about love?
[04:04] Masamune
    He's just a fatty.
[04:05] ---
    Actually, is he really a guy?
[04:08] Gasou
    Anyway, let's both do our best tomorrow.
[04:11] Masamune
    Exuding confidence like that... Just wait.
[04:14] ---
    I'm going to win, no matter what.
[04:16] Masamune
    And I'm going to be the one to dance with
    Adagaki Aki at the post-festival party!
[04:22] Masamune
    Small treats, good.
    Wall slam, opposite effect.
[04:28] Sonoka
    The show finally opens tomorrow.
[04:30] Kikune
    Is everything going okay?
[04:32] ---
    We can't let Makabe win, no matter what.
[04:36] Mari
    There's no problem.
[04:38] ---
    I'll take care of things.
[04:41] Aki
    Let's do our best tomorrow at the show.
[04:45] Aki
    What's the matter, Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu?
[04:48] Gasou
    Huh? No, it's nothing.
[04:50] Gasou
    By the way, I saw Makabe-kun today.
[04:54] Aki
    D-Don't talk about him.
[04:57] Gasou
    I-I'm sorry. You're right.
[04:59] ---
    Sorry to put you in a bad mood.
[05:02] Aki
    No, I'm sorry for getting irritated
    over something like that.
[05:07] Gasou
    There's no reason for you to apologize.
[05:09] Gasou
    I just wasn't being considerate.
[05:12] Aki
    You truly are kind.
[05:14] ---
    You always have been,
    Masamune... I mean, Kanetsugu.
[05:20] Aki
    There are food stalls over there.
[05:23] Lady
    Welcome.
[05:24] Gasou
    Always have been, huh?
[05:26] Gasou
    I know very well that I shouldn't
    be in a position to hear that.
[05:31] Gasou
    I'm sorry, but I've got my own reasons,
[05:35] Gasou
    princess of the Adagaki family.
SIGN    Gasou
[05:38] Gasou
    My family's been poor for years now.
[05:42] Gasou
    What's being asked of me is to
    improve our financial situation.
SIGN    Adagaki Group
[05:49] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    You're the boy who was close
    to Aki-sama, aren't you?
[05:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I could tell immediately.
    You look exactly the same.
[05:58] (Flashback) Gasou
    Yes...
[06:00] Gasou
    I can't fail this mission. No matter what.
[06:03] Gasou
    That Makabe shouldn't be a problem.
[06:05] Gasou
    My only problem is the real Masamune-kun
[06:08] ---
    who was apparently a bullied fatty.
[06:13] Masamune
    Is someone talking about me?
[06:15] Chinatsu
    It's probably because you're
    running dressed like that.
[06:18] Masamune
    Stop nitpicking about how I train!
[06:21] Chinatsu
    Why do you have to expose
    yourself for no apparent reason?
[06:23] Masamune
    You're in the way of my—
[06:25] Chinatsu
    See? You've caught a cold.
[06:28] Chinatsu
    Mom! Onii-chan's got a cold!
[06:31] Masamune
    Hey, wait, Chinatsu!
[06:34] Kinue
    What?!
[06:36] Kinue
    Maa-kun has a cold?! Are you going to die?!
[06:38] ---
    No! Maa-kun, don't die!
[06:40] masamune
    Of course I'm not going to die!
    I am the embodiment of health!
[06:43] Kinue
    Don't put up a death flag like that,
[06:45] ---
    signaling that a main anime
    character's about to go away!
SIGN    41st
SIGN    41st Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
[06:55] Student1
    Hey, where should we go first?
[06:58] Student2
    When do we switch shifts?
[07:00] Kigurumi
    We're doing a fluffy café!
SIGN    Fluffy Café
[07:03] Girl student A
    I wonder what'll be the most fun.
[07:05] Girl student B
    Oh, there's no question.
SIGN    Double Snow White
SIGN    Double Snow White
[07:07] Girl students
    Double Snow White!
[07:09] ---
    The Cruel Princess versus Kojuurou-kyun!
[07:16] Sonoka
    The theme of this year's Yasaka Festival is
[07:20] Sonoka
    "explosion."
[07:22] Sonoka
    Explode as you aim for first place!
[07:29] Kojuurou
    A-Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[07:29] Sonoka
    I now present to you this year's
    first-place prize... Ta-da!
[07:31] Tae
    Did you catch a cold?
[07:32] Masamune
    I'm totally fine. I'm in tip-top shape.
[07:36] Tae
    Thank goodness. Let's do our best.
[07:36] Sonoka
    Priority tickets to food stalls!
[07:38] Masamune
    Right! Let's shut down Class A!
[07:38] ---
    And a refreshing five days off!
[07:42] Masamune
    That probably wasn't a good idea yesterday.
[07:45] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, stop that.
[07:47] (Flashback) Kinue
    Come down here. It's dangerous.
[07:49] (Flashback) Masamune
    Look, Mom! I'm perfectly healthy!
[07:53] Sonoka
    Do you all want to take first place?
[07:54] Masamune
    To think that would guarantee
    I'd catch a cold...
[07:57] Students
    Yeah!
[07:57] Masamune
    But I don't have time to rest.
[07:59] Sonoka
    Do you want to go to New York?!
[07:59] Masamune
    This isn't just about the competition
    between Class A and Class B.
[08:01] Students
    Yeah!
[08:03] Sonoka
    And now, let the 41st Yasaka Festival begin!
[08:09] Masamune
    I guess I'll just rest until our class
    is up so I can try to get better.
[08:15] Neko
    I've caught you, Masamune-sama.
[08:18] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san.
[08:19] Neko
    If you're going to look around,
    why don't we go together?
[08:22] Masamune
    No, I'm...
[08:24] Neko
    I have so many places I want to see.
[08:27] ---
    Let's go, Masamune-sama.
[08:28] Masamune
    H-Hey!
[08:31] Masamune
    I wanted to rest until the show!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:35] Masamune
    The nurse's office? Why would
    we come here of all places?
[08:39] Neko
    Come sit down, Masamune-sama.
[08:46] Masamune
    Um...
[08:48] Neko
    When you've been sick as long as I have,
[08:51] ---
    you can tell just by touch
    if someone has a fever.
[08:55] Masamune
    So you knew from the start...
[08:58] Neko
    If you're going to rest, getting actual
    sleep will help you recover faster.
[09:02] Masamune
    Sorry...
[09:03] Neko
    Personally, I wouldn't mind if you
    didn't make it back in time.
[09:07] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:08] Neko
    I mean, if you win, you get to
    dance with Aki-sama, right?
[09:12] Neko
    At the post-festival party.
[09:13] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[09:16] Neko
    I'm kidding.
[09:18] ---
    I wouldn't do anything to
    betray everyone in Class B.
[09:21] Masamune
    I can't even tell how serious you are.
[09:24] Neko
    But if you do your best and lose,
[09:28] ---
    I wouldn't mind being your dance partner.
[09:36] Masamune
    You wouldn't mind, huh?
[09:39] Neko
    Yes. Because I'd feel sorry for you.
[09:41] Masamune
    Right. I'll be counting on
    you if that happens, then.
[09:44] Neko
    Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
[09:47] Masamune
    Are you going somewhere?
[09:49] Neko
    I'm going to buy something to warm us up.
[09:52] Neko
    Please get some rest, Masamune-sama.
[10:03] Mari
    Please hurry. There's only
    one more hour until the show.
[10:11] Mari
    Aki-sama.
[10:13] Mari
    Are you finished changing?
[10:15] Aki
    There's a lot of room in the chest area.
[10:18] Mari
    I see. We'll pad them, then.
[10:22] Aki
    Wait, Mari! No! That tickles...
[10:29] Gasou
    Huh?
[10:33] Gasou
    Ow... That was mean.
[10:36] ---
    I was just looking for a place to change.
[10:39] Gasou
    Everywhere else was full.
[10:41] Gasou
    Where should I go?
[10:45] Gasou
    The person playing the
    old lady selling apples?
[10:49] Gasou
    What? You know a good spot?
[10:53] Gasou
    You'll lead me there?
[10:56] Gasou
    Thanks!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    Crêpes
[10:57] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san likes Makabe-kun, doesn't she?
[10:59] Girl
    Please stop by!
[11:01] Kojuurou
    But I'd never be able
    to be like Makabe-kun...
[11:02] Girl2
    Please take a look!
[11:06] guyA
    I'm starving! What are you going to eat?
[11:09] guyB
    I'm gonna eat yakisoba and takoyaki.
[11:11] Kojuurou
    I know! What if I start by
    changing the way I talk?
[11:14] Kojuurou
    It won't be just like Makabe-kun,
    but if I just sounded a little manlier...
[11:21] Kojuurou
    I need to sound manlier.
    I need to sound manlier.
[11:25] Shoplady
    Thank you very much!
[11:26] Kojuurou
    Fujinomiya-san!
[11:28] Neko
    Kojuurou-san?
[11:29] Kojuurou
    That seems heavy. I'll hold it for you.
[11:32] Neko
    Huh? But...
[11:33] Kojuurou
    It's all right.
[11:35] Kojuurou
    I'm a manly man, darn tootin'!
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Light Music Club Concert
[11:38] Kojuurou
    H-Huh? I-I'm so sorry.
[11:41] Neko
    Kojuurou-san, where were you from again?
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[11:46] Neko
    Masamune-sama, here's some oden...
[11:50] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[11:54] tae
    I need to fully check out
    how the enemy's doing first.
[11:57] [SONG] Sign
    Snow White
[11:58] Tae
    Though our prince, Masamune-kun,
    wins hands down.
[12:01] Neko
    Futaba-san!
[12:03] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san, what's wrong?
[12:05] ---
    Is it okay for you to run like that?
[12:07] Neko
    I'm fine. I didn't cut open
    my stomach for nothing.
[12:12] Tae
    I-I see.
[12:13] Kojuurou
    Has Makabe-kun come this way?
[12:15] Tae
    Masamune-kun? No, he hasn't.
[12:18] Neko
    Oh, no...
[12:20] Neko
    Where could he have gone?
[12:21] Tae
    Did something happen?
[12:23] Neko
    He's gone.
[12:25] Neko
    Masamune-sama isn't anywhere at school.
[12:38] Masamune
    What the hell? Damn it!
[12:47] Masamune
    It's no use.
[12:49] Masamune
    My fever's going up again.
[12:53] Kikune
    Oh, so you're awake.
[12:54] Masamune
    Someone help!
[12:57] Kikune
    Don't try anything funny.
[13:00] Kikune
    You don't want to ruin your
    hot guy reputation, do you?
[13:05] Masamune
    You're the one who
    assaulted me in my sleep.
[13:08] Kikune
    It was easy.
[13:14] Kikune
    If you're upset, build up enough muscles
    that I can't carry you around by myself.
[13:20] Masamune
    This girl...
[13:21] Masamune
    She just nonchalantly picked
    a fight about my muscles.
[13:27] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san! Did you find him?
[13:30] Neko
    No. Did you have any luck, Class Rep?
[13:33] Tae
    I couldn't find him anywhere.
[13:35] Neko
    He said he was going to rest
    until it was his time to go on.
[13:38] Tae
    This is confounding!
[13:40] ---
    Maybe he was beamed up
    with some cows into a UFO!
[13:42] Neko
    I hope they return him after they've
    made their modifications to him.
[13:45] Tae
    I know, right? Right?
[13:48] Tae
    Hey, Kojuurou-kyun!
[13:50] Tae
    Any luck?
[13:52] Kojuurou
    It's no use. I looked through all the
    bathrooms and changing rooms, but...
[13:56] Tae
    You struck out, huh?
[13:57] Kojuurou
    But something was strange.
[13:59] Tae
    Strange?
[14:00] Kojuurou
    Yeah. I kept running into people
    from Class A everywhere.
[14:04] Tae & neko
    Class A?
[14:06] Lady
    Welcome.
[14:07] Mari
    Kikune-san, how are things going over there?
[14:09] Kikune
    No problems here.
[14:10] ---
    I think he tried to get away, but
    it looks like he's given up for now.
[14:14] Mari
    Just make sure you do as I said, Kikune-san.
[14:17] Kikune
    I know. Leave it to me.
[14:19] Masamune
    What are you going to do with me?
[14:21] Kikune
    Nothing.
[14:22] Masamune
    What?!
[14:23] Kikune
    You just need to stay put here until
    Aki-sama and Kanetsugu finish dancing.
[14:29] Masamune
    Until the Cruel Princess and
    Kanetsugu finish dancing?!
[14:33] Kikune
    It serves you right.
[14:35] ---
    That's what you get for
    making a move on Aki-sama.
[14:38] Masamune
    She's trying to keep me from the stage.
[14:41] Tae
    Does that mean Class A is behind this?
[14:44] Kojuurou
    No, I didn't mean...
[14:47] Kojuurou
    Class A is also about to
    start their show, right?
[14:51] Kojuurou
    But they were panicking as if they'd
    had some accident or problem.
[14:56] Kojuurou
    They seemed really troubled.
[14:58] Mari
    Class B has no chance of
    winning with Makabe gone.
[15:01] Mari
    Now Aki-sama won't be tainted...
[15:03] Aki
    What?!
[15:06] Aki
    Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu disappeared?
[15:09] Aki
    But he was just near the classroom.
[15:12] girlA
    But we can't find him at all.
[15:14] aki
    Yoshino, have you seen him?
[15:17] GirlB
    What about the other dressing
    rooms? The bathrooms?
[15:20] girlA
    I had the boys go look, but they had no luck.
[15:22] girlC
    What should we do? Should
    we get a replacement?
[15:24] GirlD
    That'll never work.
[15:25] ---
    There's no other boy in our class
    who can fit into his costume.
[15:29] Girls
    This is totally hopeless.
[15:31] Aki
    Is he going to disappear at the
    most important time again?
[15:34] girlB
    Anyway, let's keep looking until it's time.
[15:37] Girls
    Yeah!
[15:39] Mari
    I let my guard down.
[15:42] Mari
    To think that they'd also
    have the same plan...
[15:51] (Flashback) Gasou
    Wow, I didn't know this
    quiet little place existed.
[15:54] (Flashback) Gasou
    I don't think anyone will come around here.
[15:56] (Flashback) Gasou
    Thanks. You're a lifesav—
[16:00] (Flashback) Gasou
    Huh?! Hey, open up!
[16:02] (Flashback) ---
    Open the door!
[16:03] (Flashback) Gasou
    Hey, open the door!
[16:08] Yoshino
    Now I just need to report to Pig's Foot.
[16:13] Yoshino
    He's not answering?
[16:16] Yoshino
    Could it be...
[16:21] Masamune
    Please... Could you call the doctor?
[16:24] Kikune
    You'll be fine. Just put some spit on it.
[16:26] Masamune
    My plan to play up my illness instantly failed.
[16:29] Kikune
    Just stay put.
[16:31] ---
    After all this, you'd better
    stay away from Aki-sama.
[16:34] Masamune
    You don't have the right to tell me—
[16:36] Kikune
    I do!
[16:37] Kikune
    We're Aki-sama's personal guard.
[16:41] Kikune
    It all started one year ago.
[16:43] Masamune
    Seriously? We're entering a flashback?
[16:46] Kikune
    I was in my third year of middle school.
[16:48] ---
    In the dojo, no one stood
    a chance against me.
[16:52] Kikune
    Except for one guy...
SIGN    Tawarada
[16:55] Kikune
    Tawarada Masaru, who would always
    resort to almost cheating.
SIGN    Pure Heart, Clear Conscience
[16:59] Kikune
    That day, Tawarada managed
    to win again because he cheated.
[17:04] Kikune
    After practice, he quickly changed
    and went to ask a girl out.
[17:09] (Flashback) Tawarada
    I-I've had my eye on you for so long!
[17:12] (Flashback) Aki
    You really thought you could go out
    with me without introducing yourself?
[17:16] (Flashback) Aki
    Coward.
[17:22] Kikune
    That was my first experience with Aki-sama.
[17:25] Masamune
    Ruthless as ever...
[17:27] Kikune
    She defeated that cheating bastard
    without laying a single finger on him.
[17:30] Kikune
    I thought she was truly the hand of justice!
[17:33] Masamune
    Huh... And now the personal
    guard of that hand of justice
[17:37] ---
    is using this cowardly method?
[17:39] Kikune
    Wh-What?!
[17:40] Masamune
    If you wanted to win fair and square,
[17:43] ---
    you wouldn't try to win by
    default like this, would you?
[17:49] Kikune
    I guess you might have a point!
[17:51] Masamune
    Are you Morontarou, born from a moron?
[17:54] Kikune
    But this is what Sonoka
    and Mari told me to do...
[17:57] Kikune
    We said we'd defeat you, so I was
    going to try to defeat you.
[18:01] Kikune
    But there's no way that Aki-sama
    would actually lose. I mean...
[18:05] Kikune
    Wh-What should I do?
[18:13] Kikune
    Hello, Mari? Thank goodness.
[18:15] ---
    I wanted to ask you something.
[18:17] Kikune
    Huh? What?
[18:18] ---
    Makabe? You want to talk to him?
[18:21] Masamune
    Huh? Me?
[18:22] Kikune
    Yeah.
[18:23] Masamune
    Hello?
[18:24] Mari
    Makabe Masamune?
[18:26] Mari
    I'm the class rep of Class 2-A,
[18:29] ---
    and a member of Aki-sama's
    personal guard, Mizuno Mari.
[18:32] Masamune
    And what does the honorable
    class rep want from me?
[18:34] Mari
    Let's declare this match a draw.
[18:37] Masamune
    Huh?
[18:38] Mari
    We'll let you out of there, so why
    don't you also release your hostage?
[18:43] Masamune
    Hostage? What are you—
[18:45] Masamune
    Could it have been Master?
[18:50] Masamune
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[18:53] Mari
    Wha— Are you trying to play dumb?
[18:55] Masamune
    Even if something like that happened,
[18:58] ---
    which class is closer to show time?
[19:01] Masamune
    Our show is in the afternoon.
[19:04] Masamune
    I'll just wait here until
    my friends come. Bye.
[19:07] Mari
    Hold it, Makabe Masamune!
[19:07] [Messenger] Sign
    In Call
    Mizuno Mari
[19:09] Masamune
    Now, the balance of power has shifted.
[19:12] ---
    We were at a disadvantage,
    but now we have checkmate.
[19:15] Masamune
    Which will lead to a checkmate for my
    eventual revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[19:22] Mari
    I'm so mad! How dare you try
    to take advantage of me?!
[19:26] Mari
    Who does he think he is?!
[19:27] ---
    Stupid! Idiot! Piece of shit!
[19:29] ---
    I'll curse your descendants!
[19:29] Aki
    Mari! There you are!
[19:32] Mari
    Aki-sama!
[19:33] Aki
    Let's hurry to the gymnasium.
[19:35] Mari
    But did they find Gasou Kanetsugu?
[19:38] Aki
    No.
[19:40] Aki
    But...
[19:41] Aki
    The curtain will still rise.
[19:43] ---
    At this rate, I'll just perform
    this even without a prince.
[19:46] Mari
    Aki-sama...
[19:48] Aki
    I always knew I couldn't rely on any prince.
[19:52] Aki
    Since a long, long time ago...
[19:55] Masamune
    Now we'll just have to see what they do next.
[19:59] Masamune
    If they don't do anything,
    we'll definitely win.
[20:04] Kikune
    I'm a coward, and I'm finished.
[20:06] ---
    My master is going to let me go.
[20:10] Kikune
    Huh? It's Mari again.
SIGN    Message Mari Edit
[20:13] Kikune
    "Leave Makabe there and help
    search for Gasou Kanetsugu."
[20:18] Kikune
    He's gone, too?
[20:21] Masamune
    R-Really?
[20:23] Kikune
    Wait a minute...
[20:25] Kikune
    Did you guys do the same thing?!
[20:27] Masamune
    Hey! Wait! Calm down!
[20:29] Kikune
    Who were you calling a coward?!
[20:33] Kikune
    You tricked me!
[20:41] Tae
    He's not here, either.
[20:43] ---
    Honestly, where did our prince go?
[20:46] Kikune
    Divine punishment!
[20:50] Both
    There he is!
[21:06] Masamune
    I'm sorry to make you worry.
[21:07] Tae
    They seriously locked you up?!
[21:10] Tae
    Isn't that awful?! I have
    to go complain to Class A!
[21:12] Masamune
    I don't know the details,
[21:15] ---
    but now that I'm safe, there's
    no need to hurry, is there?
[21:19] Masamune
    Unlike us, they're going to have to withdraw.
[21:22] Both
    Withdraw?
[21:24] Masamune
    Well, their prince, Gasou
    Kanetsugu, is missing, right?
[21:29] Masamune
    They won't be able to put
    on their play like that.
[21:35] Masamune
    So now that I'm safe, we've basically won.
[21:38] Masamune
    Wait, you didn't know that yet?
[21:41] Kojuurou
    They've already started their play.
[21:46] Tae
    What's going on?
[21:48] Tae
    If what you said is true, that means
    they don't have a prince, right?
[21:53] Kojuurou
    Does that mean they
    went on without a prince?
[22:04] Masamune
    What the hell is she thinking?!

E12 - Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die

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SIGN    Currently 2-A's "Snow White" Is Showing
SIGN    #12 "Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die"
[00:10] Aki
    My, what a cute little house.
[00:13] Aki
    Small chairs and a small table.
[00:16] Aki
    I wonder who lives here.
[00:19] Masamune
    Their costumes and the set
[00:20] ---
    look much more professional than I expected.
[00:24] Masamune
    It's even standing room only.
[00:27] Aki
    But why is this place so covered in dust?
[00:31] Aki
    Will you all help me clean?
[00:33] Dwarves
    Of course, Snow White!
[00:45] Neko
    Do you think we can win?
[00:49] Masamune
    No way.
[00:51] Masamune
    It's not just a matter of their Snow White.
[00:53] ---
    Their entire cast is on another level.
[00:56] Masamune
    How much did they rehearse to get this far?
[00:59] Mari
    How do you like the show, Makabe Masamune?
[01:03] Masamune
    Did you find Gasou?
[01:05] Mari
    No.
[01:05] Masamune
    Do you have his replacement?
[01:07] Mari
    There aren't any other boys
    who could fit in his costume.
[01:11] Masamune
    Then why did you let the show go on?
[01:15] Mari
    Because Aki-sama decided that she
    would go on even without a prince!
[01:21] (Flashback) Aki
    As you all know, Gasou Kanetsugu
    still hasn't been found.
[01:26] (Flashback) Queen
    What's going to happen?
[01:27] (Flashback) Soldier
    Are we canceling?
[01:28] (Flashback) Aki
    But we all rehearsed more than anyone else.
[01:32] (Flashback) Classmate
    But...
[01:34] (Flashback) Aki
    The Woodcutter,
[01:35] (Flashback) Aki
    the Castle Soldier,
[01:37] (Flashback) Aki
    the Queen... everyone.
[01:40] (Flashback) Aki
    Wouldn't it frustrate you if
    we canceled because of this?
[01:43] (Flashback) Aki
    Everyone who isn't busy right
    now is looking for the prince.
[01:48] (Flashback) Aki
    We just need to keep our hopes up and
    continue putting on the best show we can.
[01:53] (Flashback) Aki
    That's what we're going
    to have everyone watch.
[01:58] MC
    We will now begin Class 2-A's
    presentation of "Snow White."
[02:07] Mari
    She said that she didn't want to
    retreat in the face of the enemy.
[02:10] Masamune
    Adagaki-san said that?
[02:11] Mari
    Good for you.
[02:13] Mari
    If we can't find Gasou Kanetsugu
    by the end, the play will fail.
[02:16] Mari
    Everything will go according to your plan!
[02:19] Masamune
    Wait—
[02:21] Neko
    Masamune-sama!
[02:23] Aki
    That's right. I'm not going to cry.
[02:26] Aki
    I won't lose. I'll be fine.
[02:29] Aki
    I'll live on with my head held high.
[02:31] Masamune
    We have to let him out.
[02:33] Neko
    Huh?
[02:34] Masamune
    I have to get Master to let Kanetsugu out.
[02:39] Masamune
    Where are you, Master?
[02:48] Masamune
    You're up there?!
[02:50] Masamune
    If that's where you are, how am
    I supposed to get a hold of you?!
[02:54] Neko
    Are you all right, Masamune-sama?
[02:56] Neko
    Did your fever come back?
[02:58] Masamune
    No, I'm fine.
[02:59] ---
    What's bad right now isn't my
    health. It's this situation.
[03:03] Masamune
    Think... There must be a way.
[03:06] Masamune
    Some way to remedy this...
[03:09] ---
    A way to let this play stick its landing.
[03:15] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san.
[03:16] Neko
    Yes?
[03:17] Masamune
    I have a favor to ask you.
[03:22] Neko
    Masamune-sama, that's...
[03:24] Masamune
    Please!
[03:27] Masamune
    Please...
[03:32] Neko
    I shall go.
[03:42] Student A
    Huh? Makabe Masamune?
[03:43] Student B
    From Class B? Why?
[03:49] Mari
    May I help you, Makabe Masamune-san?
[03:53] Mari
    If you've come here just to
    laugh at us, please leave—
[03:56] Masamune
    That's not it!
[03:58] Masamune
    I know this is crazy.
[04:00] ---
    My head is throbbing, and I feel like I'm
    going to pass out from the fever, but...
[04:06] Masamune
    Hey, if you don't want
    to end this unfinished,
[04:10] Masamune
    please hear me out.
[04:15] Dwarf A
    The Princess has died!
[04:17] Dwarf B
    Snow White-sama!
[04:20] Mc
    And so, Snow White was put
    into a coffin by the dwarfs.
[04:25] Aki
    I guess they never found Kanetsugu.
[04:28] Aki
    Even after we tried so hard...
[04:31] Aki
    That's enough. We'll just have
    to end the show like this.
[04:35] Aki
    Snow White died after eating the apple.
    She won't come back to life.
[04:40] Aki
    Actually, this is more realistic.
[05:07] Aki
    You can't rely on the prince.
[05:09] ---
    That's what it comes down to.
[05:13] Masamune
    Is this a dream or an illusion?
[05:21] Masamune
    To think I'd find a coffin
    in a place like this...
[05:25] Crowd A
    Hey, wait...
[05:26] Crowd B
    That's the prince, right?
[05:27] Crowd C
    But the actor's...
[05:30] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san!
[05:32] Tae
    Where's Masamune-kun?
[05:40] Tae
    Wh-Why is Masamune-kun in
    Class A's "Snow White"?!
[05:47] Masamune
    Everyone's watching.
[05:48] ---
    Everyone's staring hard.
[05:50] Masamune
    I'm sweating... Did my fever go up again?
[05:53] ---
    Or is it because of the lights?
[05:55] Masamune
    But I can't turn back now!
[05:59] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'll take the stage in Gasou's place.
[06:02] (Flashback) Masamune
    And I'll take this play to the end.
[06:05] (Flashback) Mari
    Wha—
[06:07] (Flashback) Mari
    Do you understand what you're saying?
[06:10] (Flashback) Masamune
    I'm pretty sure I do.
[06:13] (Flashback) Mari
    Listen. We are enemies.
[06:16] (Flashback) Mari
    You, from Class B, intended to win
    this competition as well, didn't you?
[06:20] (Flashback) Mari
    So why would you...
[06:21] (Flashback) Masamune
    I do intend to win. I did intend to win...
[06:25] (Flashback) Masamune
    But I didn't think the production being put
    on right now deserved to be destroyed.
[06:30] (Flashback) Mari
    So you're implying that this is
    genuinely for the sake of art?
[06:36] (Flashback) Masamune
    As much as I hate to admit it...
[06:38] Masamune
    Please don't be alarmed,
[06:40] Masamune
    good people of the forest.
[06:42] Masamune
    I understand exactly how you feel.
[06:44] Masamune
    Just go along with it!
[06:45] Masamune
    I'm sorry for causing such a stir.
[06:47] Masamune
    Just shut up and go along with it!
[06:49] Masamune
    I have one question. What happened here?
[06:53] Masamune
    Come on, connect! Just keep going!
[06:55] Masamune
    Keep it going! Connect! Keep
    going! Keep going! Connect!
[07:03] Dwarf A
    Well, my Prince...
[07:05] Dwarf B
    Our Snow White...
[07:07] Dwarf C
    ...has sadly taken her final breath.
[07:09] Masamune
    Bravo! They caught on!
[07:13] Masamune
    Snow White—
[07:21] Mari
    What the hell is that man doing?!
[07:26] Dwarf B
    A-Are you all right, Prince?
[07:28] Dwarf A
    Get a hold of yourself, Prince!
[07:30] Dwarf C
    Please stand up.
[07:33] Masamune
    I'm just tired from my long journey.
[07:37] Masamune
    My chronic illness...
[07:39] Dwarf B
    P-Please don't push yourself
    too hard, Prince.
[07:42] Mari
    Just how weak is this prince?!
[07:44] Kikune
    Well, it's no surprise.
[07:46] Mari
    Huh?
[07:46] Kikune
    He's got a cold. His fever's
    probably pretty high.
[07:51] Mari
    Fever?
[07:53] Mari
    I thought he might actually be
    trying to ruin the performance.
[07:58] Kikune
    I don't think he really has
    that in him right now.
[08:10] Mari
    Please...
[08:11] Mari
    Just hold out until the end.
[08:16] Masamune
    Just a little more....
[08:18] Masamune
    I can't pass out here.
[08:25] Yoshino
    You must have had a hard journey, my Prince.
[08:28] Masamune
    Th-Thank you...
[08:33] Yoshino
    Don't forget this later.
[08:37] Yoshino
    Now go and gaze upon the princess's face.
[08:40] Masamune
    Anyway, I just have the kiss left.
[08:42] Masamune
    After that, I can crawl into a bed.
[08:45] Masamune
    I can pass out then.
[08:47] ---
    But for now, kiss! The end!
[08:53] Masamune
    I just need to say my final line,
    kiss her, and it'll be over.
[08:57] Aki
    What are you waiting for?
[09:01] Aki
    We just have to pretend
    to kiss, and it'll be over.
[09:04] Aki
    Hurry up and get to it!
[09:05] Masamune
    What a beautiful princess!
[09:07] ---
    It's as though she's only sleeping.
[09:12] Masamune
    Kiss her, and it'll be done.
    Kiss her, and it'll be done.
[09:14] ---
    Kiss her, and it'll be done...
[09:41] Aki
    What are you doing?!
[09:50] Yoshino
    Yay. Snow White-sama
    came back from the dead.
[09:58] Dwarves B & C
    Yay!
[10:00] Dwarves
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[10:01] Mc
    A-And so Snow White lived happily ever after
[10:05] ---
    with the prince and the dwarfs of the forest.
[10:08] Mc
    A happy end for one and all.
SIGN    Karaoke
[10:29] Sonoka
    And so, the Yasaka Festival ended
    yesterday without a hitch.
[10:34] Sonoka
    The winner of the popularity poll was
    Class 2-A's production of "Snow White."
[10:39] Sonoka
    Class B had to cancel their
    performance, so they came in last.
[10:42] Sonoka
    Therefore, the winner of
    this match was Class A.
[10:46] Sonoka
    And the Best Hero and Best Heroine awards
[10:48] ---
    went to Makabe Masamune-kun
    and Adagaki Aki-sama.
[10:52] Tae
    This isn't fair!
[10:53] Sonoka
    You say that, but...
[10:56] Tae
    Well, Class A was only able to finish
    their play because Masamune-kun
[11:01] ---
    appeared in it without telling us, right?
[11:03] Tae
    Masamune-kun went straight to
    the nurse's office after that...
[11:08] Tae
    And my whole script was completely ruined!
[11:12] Masamune
    I'm sorry.
[11:12] Gasou
    Well, when I offered to be
    Class B's prince in your place...
[11:17] (Flashback) ---
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[11:18] (Flashback) Tae
    Don't underestimate the
    importance of pairings.
[11:21] Tae
    It's not like just anyone is good
    enough for Kojuurou-kyun!
[11:24] Gasou
    Wha—
[11:25] Aki
    Whatever. It's all in the past.
[11:28] Aki
    More importantly, why are so many
    people crammed in such a small space?
[11:33] Tae
    We were thinking of having
    an after-party here.
[11:36] Aki
    Oh, so were we.
[11:37] Gasou
    Now, now. All the other rooms were full,
    so this party room was all they had.
[11:45] Masamune
    Why is the atmosphere so tense?
[11:47] Sonoka
    Oh, I know. Why don't you settle things
    from the cultural festival here?
[11:51] Tae & gasou
    Huh?
[11:52] Sonoka
    Well, we have both classes here.
[11:54] Sonoka
    We'll just settle things with a song battle.
[12:00] Aki
    There's no point in competing.
[12:02] Aki
    I know exactly how it'll
    end before we even start.
[12:05] Tae
    And exactly why do you
    think we're going to lose?
[12:08] Tae
    Right, Kojuurou-kyun?
[12:10] Kojuurou
    R-Right...
[12:11] Tae
    Fine. We'll accept this challenge.
[12:13] Tae
    How about whoever loses has
    to pay the entire tab here?
[12:17] Aki
    All right. Very well.
[12:20] Neko
    We're having a song battle, Masamune-sama.
[12:22] Masamune
    R-Right...
[12:25] Sonoka
    All right, then...
[12:26] Sonoka
    Who will be the true victor?
[12:28] Sonoka
    The karaoke song battle!
[12:31] Sonoka
    The first one up is...
[12:33] Tae
    I, Futaba Tae, will go!
[12:35] Tae
    Masamune-kun, could you put
    in "Selfish MIRROR HEART"?
[12:38] Neko
    Masamune-sama, will you put in the request?
[12:41] Masamune
    Uh, sure.
[12:42] Masamune
    One sec...
[12:43] Masamune
    Uh... Huh? Hm...
[12:47] Kojuurou
    Do you want me to do it for you?
[12:49] Masamune
    Thanks, Kojuurou.
[12:50] ---
    I haven't used this type of device before.
[12:54] Kojuurou
    It's in, Class Rep.
[12:56] Tae
    Okay! Let's do this!
[12:58] Sonoka
    The first one up from
    Class B is Futaba Tae-san!
SIGN    Selfish
[13:00] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: Masaki Erika
    Composition: Katou Yuusuke
[13:01] Sonoka
    The song she chose is "Selfish MIRROR HEART!"
[13:04] Tae
    Selfish MIRROR HEART!
    Look at my upside-down eyes!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    Control
SIGN    Technique
SIGN    Emotion
SIGN    Rhythm
SIGN    Comments: You were mostly keeping with the rhythm. Let's keep trying harder.
SIGN    Calories Burned:
[13:18] Tae
    How's that?
[13:19] Tae
    That was my true power!
[13:22] Neko
    You're very good, Futaba-san.
[13:23] Tae
    Nah, it was nothing.
[13:26] Aki
    I'll go next.
[13:28] Mari
    Aki-sama, we're counting on you.
SIGN    Snow Flower
[13:30] Aki
    This isn't weakness or me being needy
[13:35] Aki
    I just love you
[13:39] Aki
    That's what I thought from my heart
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    Control
SIGN    Technique
SIGN    Emotion
SIGN    Rhythm
SIGN    Comments: You're able to sing for a long time on the correct pitch. Hearing your singing is very soothing.
SIGN    Calories Burned:
[13:46] Gasou
    You're amazing, Aki-chan.
[13:48] Aki
    It wasn't my best, but
    I guess it is what it is.
[13:52] Masamune
    Not your best, my ass...
SIGN    Fast
SIGN    Interrupt Reservation
[14:02] [SONG] Sign
    Original Song
    Key Reservation
SIGN    Reserve
[14:03] Neko
    Now, then... I guess I'm up next.
[14:06] Kojuurou
    Do your best, Fujinomiya-san.
[14:08] Neko
    I shall.
SIGN    Goodbye, The One I Love Most
[14:08] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: Kojima Izumi
    Composition: Kojima Izumi
[14:09] Tae
    Oh, I love this song. It's
    so sad, but such a good song.
[14:13] Neko
    Yes. It's a breakup song that
    perfectly fits how I feel right now.
[14:19] Yoshino
    You brute.
[14:20] Neko
    Goodbye, the one I love most
[14:23] Masamune
    Wha—
[14:24] Masamune
    What the hell is this situation?!
[14:27] Neko
    Goodbye, the one I love most
[14:32] Neko
    I still love you
[14:35] Kikune
    Are you plotting something again?
[14:38] Sonoka
    If I'm inferring correctly,
[14:39] Neko
    I'm so disappointed, I'm so sad
[14:39] ---
    Makabe Masamune is not
    accustomed to karaoke.
[14:43] Kikune
    Now that you mention it,
    he does seem a bit tense.
[14:47] Sonoka
    This is our chance, Kikune-chan.
[14:50] Sonoka
    If Aki-sama sees just how
    pathetic and pitiful he is,
[14:51] Neko
    Please just come back
[14:53] ---
    she'll become disillusioned.
[14:55] Sonoka
    She'll completely despise Makabe.
[14:57] Kikune
    You're so smart, Sonoka!
[15:01] Aki
    Yoshino, aren't you next?
SIGN    Walk Over Amagi Pass
[15:06] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: Yoshioka Osamu
    Composition: Gen Tetsuya
[15:08] Masamune
    So stoic!
[15:09] Yoshino
    Her lingering scent that you couldn't hide
[15:11] Tae
    How about this?
[15:14] Masamune
    I-I wonder what it is...
[15:15] Masamune
    She's on pitch,
[15:15] Yoshino
    Had eventually stuck to you
[15:17] ---
    but I've never heard someone sing
    "Walk Over Amagi Pass" this way.
[15:21] Masamune
    In a way, she's definitely the only one.
[15:21] Yoshino
    Rather than have someone take you from me
[15:22] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, did you decide on a song?
[15:24] Masamune
    No, not yet...
[15:26] Masamune
    One sec...
[15:27] Yoshino
    May I just kill you instead?
[15:32] Masamune
    Ugh, it's throbbing...
[15:35] ---
    Maybe I'll just go home.
[15:37] Sonoka
    You're not allowed to run away.
[15:41] Kikune
    If you're trying to keep Aki-sama
    from seeing how pathetic you are,
[15:44] ---
    it's too late for that.
[15:46] Masamune
    Wh-What are you...
[15:47] Sonoka
    Well, you're the hot normie Makabe-kun.
[15:50] Sonoka
    I'm sure karaoke is easy-peasy for you.
[15:53] Kikune
    We want to hear you sing.
[15:55] ---
    I'm sure we'll be moved.
[15:59] Masamune
    Of course—
[15:59] Aki
    What are you doing?
[16:01] Both
    Aki-sama?!
[16:02] Aki
    It's not fair for the hosts to put further
    pressure on one of the participants, is it?
[16:08] Both
    We're sorry.
[16:09] Aki
    Come on, hurry back to the
    room. Everyone's waiting.
[16:13] Both
    Okay...
[16:20] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[16:21] Masamune
    Did she just back me up?
[16:23] ---
    She even came out of the room...
[16:28] Aki
    I don't need you to thank me.
[16:32] Masamune
    Or not!
[16:34] Aki
    Come on, let's go. It's almost your turn.
[16:37] Masamune
    R-Right...
[16:46] Aki
    Th-This is the opening song from Hadapure*!
SIGN    Smile de Hadapure!
[16:47] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: yuiko
    Composition: Ramseeni
[16:49] Aki
    Wh-Who put this in without saying anything?
[16:52] Neko
    I did.
[16:54] Neko
    I thought it wouldn't hurt to put it in while
    Masamune-sama was away from his seat.
[16:59] Aki
    I-I see.
[17:00] Aki
    Damned Commando Catgirl! When did she...
[17:03] Neko
    Could you hand me that mic there?
[17:06] Aki
    I-I know that!
[17:08] Masamune
    She looks super pissed.
[17:11] Neko
    Would you like to sing along with me?
[17:13] Neko
    It is a duet, after all.
[17:18] Aki
    I guess I don't have a choice.
[17:19] Aki
    Smile, everyone!
[17:21] Aki
    I'm always Hadapure!
[17:36] ---
    Hey, look this way
[17:39] Neko
    Come on, don't be shy
[17:41] Aki
    It's no fun unless you keep your head up
[17:47] Neko
    We're definitely
[17:49] Aki
    Yeah! Positive!
[17:52] Neko
    Keep your dreams big and bold
[17:56] Aki
    I want to become
[17:59] Neko
    As sparkly as a jewel
[18:03] Ai
    Just kidding!
[18:04] Neko
    Pure heart
[18:05] Aki
    I'm so excited!
[18:07] Neko
    I can't be stopped yet
[18:13] Both
    We'll find it, no matter what!
[18:15] Both
    Go forth, Hadapure! Pure, so pure!
[18:18] Both
    We won't lose in cuteness
[18:20] Both
    Let the flower of courage bloom,
    and let all the excitement out
[18:25] Both
    I'm Hadapure!
[18:27] Both
    We want to send kindness to your skin
[18:31] Both
    Let's get excited again
[18:34] Aki
    So tomorrow
[18:36] Neko
    Our smiles will be pure-pure, too
[18:38] Both
    So excited! Hadapure!
[18:47] Mari
    Aki-sama!
[18:48] Tae
    Wow, that was amazing!
[18:49] Gasou
    Hadapure sure brings back memories. I loved it.
[18:52] Kojuurou
    So cool!
[18:57] Aki
    The best Hadapure is, of course,
    the original, Whitening-chan.
[19:00] Neko
    You must be joking.
[19:02] ---
    Surely you mean Sunscreen-sama.
[19:07] Aki
    I guess we'll never see eye to eye.
[19:10] Masamune
    They're hopeless.
[19:12] Kojuurou
    You're the final act, Masamune-kun.
[19:15] Masamune
    That's right!
[19:16] Tae
    What're you gonna sing?
[19:20] Masamune
    Then...
[19:21] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics: ChouCho
    Composition: AstroNoteS
[19:30] Masamune
    Listen to the cries of my soul!
SIGN    Hello. Will you be placing an order?
[19:41] ---
    Huh?
[19:42] Yoshino
    Someone...
[19:43] Yoshino
    Please help...
[19:48] Front desk
    Hello? Hello?
[19:50] Front desk
    Hello?!
[19:53] Masamune
    Man, that was embarrassing.
    What did you guys think?
[19:57] Masamune
    I burned fifteen calories.
SIGN    Unable to Score
SIGN    We were unable to score this.
SIGN    Calories Burned:
[19:59] Masamune
    That's about the same as fifty sit-ups.
[20:05] Masamune
    Wow, I didn't know you could burn
    so many calories by doing karaoke.
[20:10] Masamune
    Maybe I'll add it as a new
    part of my workout regimen.
[20:14] Masamune
    I wonder why everyone went home, though.
[20:17] Masamune
    Right, Adagaki-san?
[20:20] Masamune
    By the way, where's Koiwai-san?
[20:22] Aki
    She's out shopping.
[20:23] ---
    I ended up using more energy
    than necessary because of you.
[20:27] Masamune
    Because of me?
[20:28] Aki
    Anyway, why did you stay behind?
[20:31] ---
    You should have gone
    home with everyone else.
[20:33] Masamune
    I'll go home after Koiwai-san comes back.
[20:35] Aki
    What?
[20:36] Masamune
    It's dangerous for a girl to be
    out here by herself at this hour.
[20:41] Masamune
    Though I'm sure that even
    if some guy came up to you,
[20:44] ---
    you'd chase him away.
[20:46] Aki
    If you know that...
[20:47] Masamune
    What happened last time
    might happen again, too.
[20:52] Aki
    Do whatever you want.
[20:53] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah.
[20:55] Masamune
    Hey, you know, you never
    did thank me for that.
[20:58] Aki
    Huh? You're bringing that up now?
[21:00] Aki
    I properly apologized for that,
    and you did it all on your own, anyway.
[21:04] Aki
    That's right. You always
    do whatever you want.
[21:08] Aki
    Like at the cultural festival...
[21:17] Aki
    What do you want me to do?
[21:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:20] Aki
    I'm asking you what you want me to do.
[21:23] ---
    You know, to thank you...
[21:25] Masamune
    Whoa, where's this coming*
    from, Cruel Princess?
[21:27] Masamune
    Why are you being so sincere?
[21:29] Masamune
    No, this must be a trap.
[21:31] ---
    Any minute now, she'll bare her fangs.
[21:33] Aki
    H-Hurry up and tell me.
[21:36] Masamune
    Th-Then, um... How about a kiss?
[21:42] Masamune
    How about you kiss me this time?
[21:47] Masamune
    D-Did I go too far?
[21:48] ---
    Did I ask for too much?
[21:56] Aki
    All right.
[21:57] Masamune
    Huh? She said yes so easily?!
[22:00] Aki
    Th-Then will you close your eyes?
[22:03] Masamune
    Uh, um...
[22:04] Aki
    It's embarrassing, so
    hurry up and close them.
[22:07] Masamune
    O-Okay!
[22:08] Aki
    Are you ready?
[22:10] ---
    Make sure you don't open your eyes.
[22:12] Aki
    If you open them, I'll be mad.
[22:14] Masamune
    Wh-What am I supposed to do next?
[22:16] Masamune
    Actually, how do I look right now?
[22:17] Masamune
    Maybe I look really stupid...
[22:19] Masamune
    No, damn it. Straighten up!
[22:27] Masamune
    Sweet... And hot...
[22:30] Masamune
    Wait, what?!
[22:35] Aki
    That's plenty for you.
[22:38] Aki
    And I gave you half of my precious
    food, so you should be thankful.
[22:46] Aki
    So good.
[22:48] ---
    Go on, eat it before it gets cold.
[22:52] Masamune
    I-It is good.
[22:56] Aki
    Right?
[22:58] ---
    Let's go home, Yoshino.
[23:03] Yoshino
    You never follow through, Pig's Foot.
[23:06] Masamune
    M-Master?
[23:07] Yoshino
    A little bit more and you might
    have gotten your revenge.
[23:11] Masamune
    Huh?!
[23:12] Yoshino
    Why didn't you go for it instead of waiting?
[23:14] ---
    Y-You mean...
[23:17] Yoshino
    You're so stupid, Pig's Foot.
[23:20] Masamune
    What are you doing, Makabe Masamune?!
[23:25] Masamune
    But I've only just begun.
[23:27] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[23:28] Masamune
    Next time, I will make you
    fall in love with me...

SIGN    Notice of Class Trip
SIGN    Destination: Paris, France
[23:31] Masamune
    And then dump you.

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[00:11] Girl
    That boy is so hot!
[00:13] Girl
    Is he a model?
[00:14] Girl
    He's got really great skin, too.
[00:16] Masa
    My hotness is on point again today.
[00:18] Masa
    I'm hot, both smart and athletic,
    and both beautiful and witty.
[00:21] Masa
    Is there a more perfect man than me?
[00:26] Masa
    Of course there's not!
SIGN    "Of Course, My Mom..."
[02:02] Masa
    Today's workout regimen consists of front
    planks, plank leg raises, and push-ups.
[02:07] Haruka
    Welcome home, Maa-kun!
[02:11] Masa
    Would you act your age for once, you old hag?!
[02:14] Haruka
    Owie...
[02:17] Masa
    How old are you?
     Would you give that up already?!
[02:22] Haruka
    Maa-kun, you dummy! I'm in the fifth grade!
[02:26] Masa
    Huh? Are you still half-asleep?
[02:30] Mom
    Oh, dear. Maa-kun, you know better
    than to be mean to little girls.
[02:35] Masa
    Huh?!
[02:37] Mom
    You don't remember her?
     She's Asae-neesan's little Haruka-chan.
[02:42] Masa
    Aunt... Asae?
[02:45] Mom
    Yes. Haruka-chan is your cousin, Maa-kun.
[02:48] Mom
    Has it been about a year
     since you last saw each other?
[02:50] Haruka
    Uh-huh...
[02:51] Masa
    Haruka?
[02:53] Masa
    Haruka? I've heard that name before.
[02:56] Masa
    Oh, yeah. That was right around
    the time I finally got skinny.
[02:57] (Flashback) Guy
    Thank you all for gathering here today.
[03:00] (Flashback) Guy
    Eat plenty, drink plenty,
    and enjoy yourselves.
[03:08] (Flashback) Masa
    What?
[03:09] (Flashback) Haruka
    Masamune-oniichan!
[03:13] Masa
    Oh, she's that pudgy little pudding!
[03:17] Masa
    Man, you sure do look a lot like the loli hag.
[03:20] Masa
    I mean... You sure have grown in a year! Yeah!
[03:23] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan!
[03:24] Chinatsu
    Why did you make Mom cry again?
[03:28] Masa
    Wait, no! She's not—
[03:29] Chinatsu
    She's not what? You horrible son!
[03:33] Asae
    Oh, Masamune-kun and Chinatsu-chan.
    I see you're as close as ever.
[03:44] Chinatsu
    Auntie?
[03:45] Asae
    I wish I could've had an older
    brother for Haruka, too.
[03:49] Mom
    You've still got time, Nee-san.
[03:52] Asae
    You think so?
     Maybe I'll give it another try.
[03:55] Mom
    I'll be cheering you on.
     Right, Haruka-chan?
[03:57] Haruka
    You can do it, Mommy!
[04:00] Masa
    Just how are you going to do that?
[04:04] Masa
    Guess they really are sisters.
[04:06] Masa
    Seriously, though, they all
    look way too much alike.
[04:09] Masa
    Is our hag some kind of monster?
[04:13] Chinatsu
    Come over here for a sec!
[04:15] Mom
    What is it, Chinatsu-chan?
[04:28] Chinatsu
    Here, change into these.
[04:33] Chinatsu
    Nice.
[04:37] Chinatsu
    Very nice.
[04:42] Chinatsu
    So cute!
[04:45] Chinatsu
    This is the best!
[04:53] Masa
    Come on, now.
[04:56] Asae
    I can't let this continue.
[04:58] Chinatsu
    So cute!
[05:01] Chinatsu
    Very nice! Why don't you
    two get a little closer?
[05:04] Chinatsu
    Very nice!
[05:08] Masa
    Wait, is she calling the cops?!
[05:11] Asae
    Sorry for the wait!
[05:12] Masa
    Auntie, wait!
[05:21] Masa
    Wh-Who are you?!
[05:22] Asae
    Oh, come on, now! It's your Auntie Asae!
[05:25] Masa
    You lie!
[05:25] Asae
    Please. I just got a little serious.
[05:28] Masa
    Serious? What does "serious" even mean?!
[05:30] Masa
    Serious about what?!
[05:32] Mom
    Asae-neesan, you should have
    Chinatsu-chan take your picture, too.
[05:35] Asae
    That was exactly my intention!
[05:37] Haruka
    Yay! We all match!
[05:39] Chinatsu
    It's amazing what you can do with makeup.
[05:42] Masa
    Makeup? This is makeup?!
[05:45] Masa
    Does that mean our loli hag also
    looks like that because of makeup,
[05:48] ---
    and she's actually...
[05:51] Masa
    Women are terrifying!
     I don't even want to think about that!
[05:53] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, you dummy. Mom is all natural.
[05:57] Both
    Right?
[05:58] Masa
    Wh-What?!
[06:00] Masa
    That's terrifying in its own right!
[06:09] All
    So, which one is your real mom?
[06:14] Mom
    Is it me?
[06:16] Asae
    It's me, of course!
[06:17] Haruka
    It's me, duh!
[06:18] One
    It's me!
[06:20] Two
    Come on, Maa-kun!
[06:21] Three
    I'm telling you, it's me!
[06:21] Some
    Look at me!
[06:25] Masa
    Please, no!
[06:30] Masa
    I'm so tired.
[06:35] Haru
    Um... You see, Maa-kun,
    I wanted to be your girlfriend,
[06:39] Haru
    so I tried really hard to grow bigger.
[06:41] Masa
    Huh?
[06:42] Asae
    Cousins can get married.
[06:45] Masa
    You've got good taste. I'll give you that.
[06:49] Masa
    But someone else already has my heart.
[06:51] Haru
    Oh...
[06:53] Masa
    Whoops... I was a bit too straightforward.
[06:57] Haru
    Well, if things don't work out,
     I get to be next, okay?
[07:01] Masa
    Huh?
[07:03] Chinatsu
    The women of the Makabe
    family sure are tough.
[07:09] Masa
    You're the last person who should say that!
SIGN    "Tsunade Island, Once More."
[07:19] Tae
    This feels great, doesn't it?
[07:21] Neko
    The scent of the salt air is so rich
     that it's almost suffocating.
[07:25] Tae
    I didn't think I'd be able
    to come back this year.
[07:28] Neko
    We must thank Aki-sama
     for inviting us over again.
[07:32] Tae
    Yeah! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun again!
[07:35] Yoshi
    We'll be there soon, so get ready.
[07:38] Both
    Okay.
[07:40] Midori
    Welcome to Tsunade Island!
SIGN    Tsunade Island
[07:43] Midori
    We're happy to have you again this year!
[07:47] Kojuurou
    Hello, Yuisaki-san.
[07:48] Midori
    Oh, I see you're as cute as ever, cutie boy!
[07:52] Koju
    "Cutie boy"...
[07:54] Midori
    Welcome to Aki-sama and the rest, as well.
[07:57] Tae
    Hello!
[07:58] Neko
    I may be "the rest,"
     but thank you for having us.
[08:02] Midori
    Oh? Where's the fucking
    refreshing boy from last year?
[08:06] Aki
    Ah...
[08:07] Midori
    Oh?
[08:09] Midori
    Did they break up? Separate?
[08:11] Midori
    Bye-bye my love?
    Something definitely happened!
[08:13] Midori
    Ahem.
[08:15] Midori
    Get a hold of yourself, Aki-sama.
[08:17] Midori
    There are plenty of good men
    other than that fucking boy.
[08:21] Midori
    Now, hit me with any venting or anything
    awful you want to say about him!
[08:24] Aki
    Indeed...
[08:26] Tae
    It really is too bad about Masamune-kun.
[08:28] Neko
    If only that hadn't happened...
[08:30] Midori
    "That"?
[08:31] Midori
    Was the reason infidelity? DV?
[08:33] Aki
    Both.
[08:34] Midori
    Oh, my stars! My, oh, my, oh, my!
[08:36] Midori
    Who did he cheat with? Who did he hit?
[08:39] Yoshi
    Himself... and himself.
[08:41] Midori
    Huh?
[08:42] Aki
    He's such an idiot.
     He's the worst idiot who ever lived.
[08:48] Masa
    I'm on top of my game again today!
[08:50] Masa
    Everything about me is in perfect symmetry.
[08:52] Masa
    I look beautiful walking or sitting.
[08:55] Masa
    Not to mention my hotness
    is blinding as the sun.
[08:59] Masa
    I am truly perfec—
[09:03] (Flashback) Girls
    What...
[09:07] aki
    He was so enamored by his reflection
    that he crashed into a street lamp?
[09:10] Aki
    He actually bled? And got a concussion?
[09:12] Aki
    How self-loving and narcissistic can he be?!
[09:14] ---
    He is the biggest fool who's ever lived!
[09:17] Midori
    Ah, so that's why he
    couldn't come on this trip.
[09:20] Midori
    Oh...
[09:23] Midori
    I mean... Oh, I hope he
    gets back on his feet soon.
[09:29] Aki
    What? As if I want anything to do with him.
[09:32] Neko
    In that case, I'll gladly
    take him off your hands.
[09:35] Yoshi
    Me, too.
[09:37] Aki
    Y-You two can't even tell when I'm joking?!
[09:40] Neko
    Oh, I thought you were quite serious.
[09:43] Tae
    Come on! Just try on this
    bikini for a second!
[09:47] Koju
    No!
[09:51] Koju
    Makabe-kun, how could you
    leave me alone like this?!
[10:00] Tae
    I'm so sure he'd look cute in it.
[10:03] Tae
    Too bad.
[10:04] Neko
    It's not as if I don't understand how you feel...
[10:09] Neko
    Yes?
[10:10] Aki
    Are you two ready?
[10:12] Neko
    Yes, anytime.
[10:18] Aki
    What?
[10:20] Tae
    Whoa, what happened?
     Did you finally hit puberty?
[10:23] Aki
    That's right. I'm not my old self anymore.
[10:32] Tae
    Wow, it's such a nice day today.
[10:36] Neko
    T-Today is quite amusing.
[10:40] Yoshi
    Something came rolling toward me.
[10:50] Aki
    Y-Yoshino?
[10:52] Yoshi
    Yes, Aki-sama?
[10:54] Aki
    I'm hungry. Could you bring
    me something to eat?
[10:57] Yoshi
    Please prepare your own meal.
[11:03] Aki
    Yoshino's gotten quite a bit bolder.
[11:43] Aki
    Yoshi—
[11:45] Yoshi
    What is it?
[11:47] Aki
    Never mind.
[11:49] Aki
    Yes?
[11:57] Yoshi
    You should start brushing from the ends.
[12:03] Tae
    Hi, hi!
[12:05] Neko
    Thank you for having us over.
[12:06] Yoshi
    What?
[12:08] Tae
    What do you mean, "what?"
    We're having a girls' night!
[12:11] Tae
    Talking into the wee hours
    of the morning is a must!
[12:13] Tae
    We came all the way to the ocean!
     And it's nighttime!
[12:16] Yoshi
    That makes no sense.
[12:17] Neko
    This calls for sweets
     and relationship stories.
[12:20] Tae
    Yeah! Relationship stories!
    And things like what our types are...
[12:26] Neko
    Setting that aside...
     Maybe we should talk about some troubles
[12:29] ---
    we can finally bring up now.
[12:31] Aki
    Wh-What? I'm fine with talking about
    relationship things or any advice you'd need!
[12:38] Yoshi
    Since we're all here, we should...
[12:40] All
    We should...?
[12:41] Yoshi
    Study.
[12:45] Tae
    Yeah...
[12:46] Neko
    That'd be best.
[12:48] Aki
    Wha—
[12:52] Aki
    You were actually serious?
[12:54] Tae
    I mean, we're third-years now.
[12:58] Tae
    We have to prepare for entrance exams.
[13:00] Yoshi
    Let's start with kanji drills.
[13:02] Aki
    Hey!
[13:03] Midori
    There isn't enough alcohol, damn it!
[13:06] Midori
    What are y'all being so buddy-buddy for?
[13:09] Midori
    Oh, I see.
[13:11] ---
    I can't be considered a girl anymore
    because I've bazongaed into my thirties?
[13:14] Midori
    This old hag is trying way too hard?
[13:16] Midori
    Asking for a ring for my birthday
    present was too overbearing?
[13:20] Midori
    A beef bowl is more than enough?!
[13:21] ---
    Help...
[13:22] Midori
    Shut your dumbass mouth!
[13:26] Midori
    Oh, I'm aware.
[13:28] ---
    Love is just an illusion.
    It's all a misunderstanding.
[13:31] Midori
    Some people just wake up from
    the dream faster than others!
[13:35] Midori
    Hey! Aki! Sama!
[13:38] Midori
    You understand, don't you?
[13:40] ---
    You only went out with that
    hot boy because he's cute.
[13:43] Midori
    You wouldn't have done it if he were a fatty!
[13:47] Midori
    How about you? Would you date a fatty?
[13:48] Tae
    Er, um...
[13:51] Neko
    I'd have no issue as long as they were healthy.
[13:53] Aki
    I'd still go out with them.
[13:56] both
    You there!
[13:57] Aki
    You averted your eyes just now, didn't you?
[14:00] Midori
    You only like attractive people,
    don't you?! You terrifying child!
[14:07] Neko
    I'd love to hear what you'd have to say.
[14:09] Tae
    Agreed!
[14:13] Midori
    You terrifying child!
[14:20] Koju
    Makabe-kun, save me...
[14:54] Masa
    Hello?
[14:55] Aki
    So, how are you doing?
[14:57] Masa
    Okay, I guess.
[14:58] Masa
    How are things over there?
[15:00] Aki
    Fine. We're having fun.
[15:03] Aki
    It's not as though I have to worry about
[15:06] ---
    how you're holding up,
     or if you'll run into another pole.
[15:09] Aki
    It's a very nice feeling.
[15:14] Masa
    So you're lonely?
[15:20] Aki
    Of course I'm lonely, you dummy.
SIGN    "Cinderella After Twelve"
[15:36] Yoshi
    Onee-chan.
[15:38] Yoshi
    Here. Gifts from Tsunade Island.
[15:42] Nari
    Oh, right. Thanks. Did you have fun?
[15:45] Yoshi
    Somewhat.
[15:47] Nari
    I see. Don't you have the day off today?
[15:50] Nari
    Your trip to Tsunade Island
     counted as work, didn't it?
[15:54] Nari
    I mean, I can understand that you feel
    more comfortable wearing that outfit.
[16:08] Nari
    Pick whatever you like and try it on.
[16:10] Yoshi
    Huh?
[16:18] Yoshi
    This is way too mature for me.
     It won't look good.
[16:21] Nari
    What are you talking about?
[16:22] ---
    We're sisters. Of course it'll look good on you.
[16:35] Yoshi
    I don't think...
[16:36] Nari
    Not quite right, huh?
[16:41] Nari
    Hold on.
[16:45] Yoshi
    Onee-chan...
[16:46] Nari
    I know.
[16:49] Nari
    Stay perfectly still.
    Otherwise, you'll see blood.
[17:19] Nari
    We should probably trim your bangs a bit.
[17:31] Nari
    Here.
[17:38] Nari
    There.
[17:43] Nari
    There we go.
[17:48] Yoshi
    Th-This is torture.
[17:50] Nari
    And you're all done.
     You can open your eyes now.
[18:02] Nari
    I guess we can't do much about you
    looking like an errand girl,
[18:05] Nari
    but today's your day off,
     so go do something for yourself.
[18:09] Yoshi
    Huh?
[18:11] Nari
    Off you go.
[18:24] Yoshi
    Since I was always doing whatever
    Aki-sama needed me to do,
[18:27] ---
    I never got to carry a tiny purse like this.
[18:32] Yoshi
    I always wore flat shoes so that
    I could rush to her side at any time.
[18:39] Yoshi
    I never did my nails, either.
[18:49] Guy
    Welcome.
[19:08] Yoshi
    It's sweet.
[19:09] Guy
    Is it to your liking?
[19:19] Yoshi
    I wonder why I can't find this fun.
[19:25] Girl
    Thank you!
[19:28] ---
    That was nice.
[19:28] ---
    Yeah, how fun!
[19:31] ---
    Let's go over there.
[19:32] ---
    Sure.
[19:33] Yoshi
    Oh, right.
[19:35] Yoshi
    Because when I finally let myself be selfish,
[19:37] ---
    I still wasn't able to get
    the one thing that I wanted.
[19:56] Girl
    Balloons!
[19:57] Boy
    I'll go get you one!
[20:02] Boy
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:15] Yoshi
    You can have it.
[20:19] Girl
    Thank you!
[20:36] Guy
    Oh, sorry.
[21:00] Girl
    Did you see her? She was super cute!
[21:04] Guy
    Huh? Where?
[21:05] Guy
    I don't think I saw her.
[21:11] Yoshi
    Sorry, Onee-chan.
[21:13] Nari
    It's fine, but are you sure you
    want to come back already?
[21:17] Yoshi
    Yeah.
[21:19] Nari
    Honestly, what am I going to do with you?
[21:21] Yoshi
    But it was a little bit fun.
[21:24] Yoshi
    I had been wanting to be
    prettier... on my own.
[21:29] Nari
    Really?
[21:30] Yoshi
    Yeah.
[21:31] Nari
    So you're finally getting serious?
[21:33] Yoshi
    I'll become prettier, be a better woman...
[21:36] Nari
    Yup, yup...
[21:38] Yoshi
    ...make them fall for me, and then dump them.
[21:40] Nari
    What?
[21:43] Yoshi
    Just kidding.
[21:48] Yoshi
    It's Aki-sama.
[21:54] Nari
    Who knew she had that side to her?