Season 1
- E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot
- E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile
- E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show
- E4 - Clear and Present Danger
- E5 - Mysterious Cat
- E6 - Attack! Battle of the Home Visits
- E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident
- E8 - It's Not You
- E9 - It's Been Called Love and Affection
- E10 - The New School Term Filled With Doubts
- E11 - Snow White of the Yasaka Festival
- E12 - Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die
- E - OAD
E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot
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[00:26] Masamune
All right!
[00:27] Chinatsu
Ew.
[00:28] Chinatsu
The picture of vanity.
We have a narcissist here.
[00:31] Masamune
Chinatsu.
[00:32] Chinatsu
A morning shampoo and shower,
[00:34] Chinatsu
and to top it off, posing
in front of the mirror.
[00:37] Chinatsu
How vain could you be?
[00:40] Masamune
I'm not vain! I'm just setting
an example for myself!
[00:42] Masamune
How can you eat junk food
so early in the morning?
[00:45] Chinatsu
Want some?
[00:45] Masamune
Never!
[00:46] Chinatsu
Okay.
[00:49] Masamune
Jeez... I told you not to come
into my room without permission.
[00:52] Chinatsu
So cold! How could you forget our sibling bond
[00:55] Chinatsu
just because we were living apart?
[01:00] Masamune
I made a decision
[01:01] Masamune
that I would never return to the days
when I was so naïve and powerless.
[01:08] Kinue
Good morning, Maa-kun, Chinatsu-chan.
[01:11] Kinue
Breakfast is ready.
SIGN Milk
[01:15] Kinue
You loved donuts when you were
little, didn't you, Maa-kun?
SIGN High in Calories
SIGN High in Calories
SIGN High in Calories
[01:19] Kinue
They're loaded with sugar!
[01:20] Kinue
The fried chicken's fresh out of the fryer, too.
[01:23] Kinue
Can't you hear them sizzling?
[01:25] Masamune
Er, no thanks...
[01:28] Kinue
Chinatsu!
[01:29] Kinue
Maa-kun just said he hates his mommy!
[01:32] Kinue
And when we're finally able
to live together again!
[01:35] Chinatsu
Yeah, yeah. Seems like Onii-chan
got rid of a lot of baggage.
[01:39] Masamune
I'm heading out.
[01:41] Kinue
Maa-kun!
[01:46] Masamune
Like I could eat something that high
in calories so early in the morning.
[01:57] Masamune
"Everything depends on
whether you're hot or not."
[02:00] Masamune
This is my motto.
[02:02] Masamune
If you're not a hot guy, you're not human.
[02:05] Masamune
Even a normal guy attains
birth in the Pure Land,
[02:07] Masamune
so it goes without saying that a hot guy will.
[02:18] Girl
Hey, what are you gawking at?
[02:26] Girl
Let me see your cell phone!
[02:28] Guy
You've got the wrong idea!
I was just sending a text!
[02:31] Girl
You're lying. No one holds a
phone that way to type a text!
[02:34] Guy
Seriously, it's not what you think!
[02:36] Girl
Then hurry up and let me see your phone!
[02:36] Masamune
My sin should be much
worse than that poor fool
[02:38] Girl
Yeah!
[02:39] Masamune
who took out his cell phone
without thinking.
[02:42] Girl
Wait, are you Makabe Masamune-kun?
[02:45] Masamune
Y-Yes...
[02:47] Girl
I knew it!
[02:48] Girl
Who's that?
[02:48] Girl
Makabe-kun. He transferred here last week.
[02:50] Girl
Oh, are you interested in tennis?
[02:53] Girl
Would you like to practice with us?
[02:55] Masamune
Er, no...
[02:57] Girl
Did you really get a perfect
score on the transfer exam?
[02:59] Girl
Wow!
[03:00] Girl
I saw you playing soccer! You looked so cool!
[03:03] Masamune
Oh, man... Could this be...
[03:09] Masamune
You're too kind. I was
actually admiring how hard
[03:12] Masamune
all of you were practicing.
[03:15] Masamune
Well, keep up the good work.
[03:21] Girl
So cool!
[03:22] Girl
I'm in love!
[03:22] Masamune
"Everything depends on whether
you're hot or not"... I guess it's true.
[03:26] Masamune
My plan may work after all!
[03:35] Girl
Shigeo-senpai is going to confess his love?
[03:37] Girl
To the Cruel Princess?
[03:39] Guy
I bet she'll finally break this time.
[03:40] Guy
I know she's the Cruel Princess and all,
but Shigeo-senpai is a super hot guy.
[03:46] Guys
She's here!
[03:49] Shigeo
You came, my bashful little Rapunzel!
[03:53] Shigeo
There's no need to be shy.
I'm used to people staring at me.
[03:56] Shigeo
That's why I want your answer,
right here, right now.
[04:00] Aki
Well, that's good, then.
[04:03] Aki
Yamada Shigeo-senpai from class 3-C,
[04:05] Masamune
What's going on?
[04:07] Aki
thank you very much for asking me out.
[04:11] Masamune
A public confession of love?
[04:12] Aki
Because of this, I had one of my servants
[04:15] Aki
run a background check on you.
[04:18] Shigeo
Huh?
[04:19] Aki
As a result, I see that...
[04:22] Aki
you recently went to the bookstore by
the station to buy the new volume of
[04:25] Aki
"Oh, Jeez! I'm Ryuubi Gentoku in a
Genderswapped 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'"
[04:29] Aki
and then hid it in a college workbook.
[04:31] Guys
"Genderswapped"?
[04:34] Aki
Also, I don't think unnaturally staring at
[04:36] Aki
an underclassman's upper arm flab
is a very favorable hobby.
[04:40] Aki
I also wonder about your internet-serialized
empowerment-fantasy novel
[04:43] Aki
whose protagonist shares your name, "Shigeo."
[04:47] Shigeo
W-Wait...
[04:48] Shigeo
I can explain...
[04:51] Shigeo
You've got it all wrong!
[04:53] Aki
And you always have
[04:55] Aki
a single hair growing from
the mole on your chest.
[04:59] Aki
From the bottom of my heart,
I grant you this name.
SIGN Moleo
[05:10] ---
Moleo...
[05:15] Girl
And I really liked Yamada-kun, too.
[05:18] Girl
But if he's "Moleo"...
[05:19] Guy
That's the Cruel Princess for you.
[05:21] Guy
She's merciless.
[05:27] Masamune
The city is scary... The city is scary...
[05:34] Masamune
No... I can't lose my nerve
over something like this.
[05:37] Masamune
My battle's just begu—
SIGN #1 "The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot"
[07:22] (Flashback) Yoshino
I'll never fall in love with you.
[07:25] Masamune
No...
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino
You're just...
[07:27] Masamune
No!
[07:32] Masamune
C-Crap! I totally let my guard down!
[07:35] Tae
Hey, Makabe! You're slacking off!
[07:38] Masamune
Right! I'm sorry!
[07:40] Masamune
Er, huh?
[07:42] Tae
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
You were sound asleep.
[07:45] Masamune
Oh, it's you, Class Rep Futaba.
[07:48] Tae
But that just means you're
finally adjusting to this school.
[07:51] Tae
As the class rep, I feel relieved.
[07:55] Masamune
Hot guys can get away with sleeping
in class, and even drooling?
[07:58] Kojuurou
Oh, Makabe-kun's awake.
[08:01] Masamune
Sh-Shuri-kun.
[08:03] Kojuurou
You can just call me Kojuurou.
[08:05] Kojuurou
You haven't had lunch yet, right?
[08:07] Kojuurou
If you go now, the school store
will just be sold out, so...
[08:10] Masamune
O-Oh, thanks. You're a lifesaver.
[08:14] Masamune
This bread has a full meal's
worth of calories...
SIGN A Man's Yakisoba Bread
SIGN Spicy!!
[08:17] Masamune
Not to mention it's mostly carbs!
[08:19] Masamune
I'll have to do an extra hundred
crunches when I get home.
[08:22] Kojuurou
You're amazing, Makabe-kun. You get good
grades, but don't act stuck up at all.
[08:26] Kojuurou
You're good at sports, too.
[08:28] Kojuurou
And you're good-looking!
[08:30] Masamune
Oh, stop.
[08:32] Masamune
And I hear you're quite popular
with a certain crowd
[08:34] Masamune
that calls you "Kojuurou-kyun,
the designated bottom."
[08:37] Kojuurou
There is one other person who's as
[08:40] Kojuurou
highly accomplished as you, but...
[08:42] Tae
Oh, you mean that one?
[08:43] Masamune
"That one"?
[08:44] Kojuurou
Yeah, the one who...
[08:48] Aki
Is Tanabe Akio here?
[08:57] Masamune
That's the girl from this morning...
[09:01] Aki
You'll do just fine. Answer me.
[09:04] Aki
Is Tanabe Akio here or not?
[09:08] Masamune
Um, uh...
[09:12] Tanabe
Th-That's me.
[09:20] Aki
"I fell for how dignified you look in PE class."
[09:23] Aki
Simply put, you like how
my legs look in shorts.
[09:30] Aki
From now on, I'll call you "Pudding Prince."
[09:42] Aki
Let's go, Yoshino.
[09:46] Masamune
Wh-What's with her?
[09:50] Kojuurou
She has the best grades in our
year and is really beautiful,
[09:53] Kojuurou
but her personality is nothing
like yours, Makabe-kun.
[09:55] Tae
On top of that, she really hates guys
[09:58] Tae
and gives anyone who asks her out
[09:59] Guy
Yikes... You okay?
[10:00] Tae
cruel nicknames and drives them off.
[10:01] Guy
Hang in there.
[10:03] Kojuurou
That's why they call her the "Cruel Princess."
[10:06] Kojuurou
Her name is Adagaki Aki-san.
[10:08] Kojuurou
She's the daughter of the
head of the Adagaki Group.
[10:11] Masamune
Adagaki...?
[10:15] Tae
Makabe-kun?
[10:16] Kojuurou
What's the matter?
[10:20] Masamune
Adagaki Aki...
[10:22] Masamune
That's her?
[10:35] Masamune
Who would've thought
[10:37] Masamune
I'd run into her again so soon?
[10:41] Kaneko
Aki-sama, would you like another cup of tea?
[10:44] Aki
Thank you. I would.
[10:47] Mizuno
These are chocolates I ordered
from a chocolatier in Brussels.
[10:50] Mizuno
Please, try one.
[10:52] Aki
How lovely. But I'm going to pass for now.
[10:56] Masamune
It looks like what Kojuurou
told me was correct,
[10:59] Masamune
but she seems to have a lot
of girls as her lackeys.
[11:01] Aki
Oh, Sonoka. Your ribbon's coming loose.
[11:06] Kaneko
Aki-sama...
[11:09] Masamune
I thought she'd be feared by girls, too,
[11:12] Masamune
but I guess that's not the case.
[11:13] Kojuurou
Apparently some girls think she's
cool because she's so blunt.
[11:16] Masamune
Is that how it works?
[11:18] Kojuurou
But the one who's always with her is
[11:21] Kojuurou
Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[11:24] Masamune
Anything else?
[11:25] Kojuurou
Anything else?
[11:26] Masamune
Yeah, like her type, her likes
and dislikes, or her tendencies.
[11:29] Kojuurou
I'm not sure. I can't say
I've heard much about that.
[11:32] Kojuurou
I think the only thing I've heard is
that she likes to eat lunch alone.
[11:36] Aki
If you'll excuse me.
[11:39] Kaneko
Farewell, Aki-sama.
[11:41] Mizuno
Farewell.
[11:42] Kiba
Bye-bye, Aki-sama.
[11:48] Masamune
Huh...
[11:50] Masamune
So she's usually in a harem situation
with all these girls waiting on her,
[11:54] Masamune
but that's not the case when she's eating.
[11:57] Masamune
I'm going to have to look into this.
[11:59] Kojuurou
I wouldn't do that, Makabe-kun.
[12:02] Kojuurou
She'll probably do something awful to you.
[12:04] Masamune
I won't have to worry about
that! I don't think.
[12:07] Kojuurou
You think so?
[12:08] Masamune
Oh, crap.
[12:11] Kojuurou
I wonder what's up with Makabe-kun.
[12:18] Masamune
I messed up.
[12:20] Masamune
Where did
[12:21] Masamune
she go?
[12:25] Masamune
Now that I actually want to find her,
I realize this school is huge.
[12:29] Masamune
That's...
[12:33] Masamune
There's no doubt about it.
That's one of Adagaki Aki's lackeys.
[12:36] Masamune
I definitely remember that unfortunate aura.
[12:52] Masamune
Something seems fishy...
[13:03] Masamune
What could she be doing there?
[13:06] Yoshino
I bought them.
[13:08] Aki
What took you so long, Yoshino?
I got tired of waiting.
[13:11] Yoshino
Sorry, but there were only
two cutlet sandwiches.
[13:15] Aki
Then you could have just
bought something else.
[13:18] Aki
Have you no sense?
[13:20] Masamune
Bingo! I've found you, Adagaki Aki!
[13:24] Masamune
What's that metal case?
[13:34] Masamune
A spider!
[13:46] Masamune
Heya.
[13:51] Masamune
Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
[13:54] Masamune
I just happened to see her walk in here.
[13:57] Aki
Are you saying that you
didn't think I'd be in here?
[14:00] Masamune
Right.
[14:02] Masamune
Who the hell would expect to
find the great Adagaki Aki
[14:06] Masamune
eating alone in the gym storage room?
[14:09] Masamune
And the idea that she loves
high-calorie meals that are
[14:11] Masamune
ideal for people who do physical labor...
SIGN High in Calories
SIGN High in Calories
SIGN High in Calories
[14:14] Aki
You're in the way, so would you mind leaving?
[14:17] Masamune
Don't worry about it.
[14:19] Masamune
I'm sure there are some athletic girls who
[14:21] Masamune
eat slightly bigger lunches like that.
[14:24] Masamune
Heck, my little sister...
[14:27] Yoshino
Would you like your bread now?
[14:29] Aki
Later is fine.
[14:38] Aki
I-I can't help it!
[14:40] Aki
If I just eat like everyone else,
I get hungry again right away.
[14:43] Aki
I'm prone to hypoglycemia, so I always
have to make sure I get enough sugar.
[14:47] Aki
I thought I seriously might have
a parasite, so I had tests done,
[14:50] Aki
but they didn't find anything.
[14:51] Aki
Anyway, I have to do everything I can to
make sure my stomach doesn't rumble.
[14:55] Aki
You don't hear a normal girl's
stomach rumbling, ever!
[14:58] Aki
Or what? Do you want my stomach
making noises as loud as Big Ben?
[15:02] Aki
Is that what you're into?!
[15:06] Masamune
O-Oh, yeah... I just remembered
somewhere I have to be.
[15:14] Aki
What's your name?
[15:17] Masamune
Makabe.
[15:21] Aki
Tell anyone about this, and you'll regret it.
[15:24] Masamune
But I've just been dealt a trump card!
[15:35] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun, I hear you're
friendly with Adagaki-san now.
[15:38] Masamune
Where did that come from?
[15:40] Kojuurou
That's the rumor in our class. Whoa, whoa...
[15:44] Kojuurou
Everyone thinks the Cruel Princess
might finally fall this time.
[15:49] Masamune
Oh, man...
[15:51] Masamune
It's not like that at all.
[15:58] Masamune
In reality, she's only been
mean to me ever since.
[16:02] Masamune
Are they that delusional?
[16:04] Masamune
Girls are scary when it comes to love.
[16:08] Masamune
Someone that pretty is able
to eat that super hefty meal.
[16:12] Masamune
No one would believe that... right?
SIGN Back to Your Dog House
[16:18] Masamune
What am I, a dog?!
[16:20] Masamune
Ow!
[16:23] Kojuurou
A-Are you okay?
[16:26] Tae
What's wrong?
[16:27] Girl
Are you okay? Do you need
to go to the nurse's office?
[16:29] Masamune
No, I'm fine.
[16:33] Tanabe
Don't get full of yourself.
[16:42] Girl
Makabe-kun, are you okay?
[16:44] Girl
Are you hurt?
[16:46] Masamune
I guess it's not only girls who are
like that when it comes to love.
[16:50] Masamune
That's really annoying, but I
can use that to my advantage.
SIGN Hours of Operation Open Year-Round
[16:55] Mizuno
Farewell, Aki-sama.
[16:57] Aki
See you tomorrow.
[16:57] Kiba
Bye-bye!
[16:58] Kaneko
Farewell!
[17:06] Aki
Yoshino.
[17:08] Aki
Yoshino, wake up!
[17:12] Aki
I'm so hungry that I might faint.
[17:14] Aki
Go buy me something to eat.
[17:16] Yoshino
Right now?
[17:18] Aki
Yes. Hurry.
[17:19] Yoshino
What would you like?
Something with rice, or bread?
[17:22] Aki
I told you, I'm about to faint.
[17:24] Aki
It doesn't matter what it is.
Just hurry up and go buy it.
[17:27] Yoshino
Right.
[17:44] Aki
I ate a proper lunch.
[17:47] Aki
It seems my body's calorie
consumption is getting worse...
[17:51] Aki
How far did Yoshino go, anyway?
[17:55] Tanabe
You're in quite a hurry.
Do you have a date with Makabe?
[18:01] Aki
You're the Pudding Pr—
[18:02] Tanabe
Shut up!
[18:04] Aki
Oh, but it's such a fitting nickname.
[18:07] Aki
You don't like—
[18:09] Tanabe
You ripped up my letter,
but Makabe's just fine?
[18:12] Tanabe
Must be nice to be a hot guy.
[18:14] Aki
Looks don't matter. Let go of me.
[18:17] Tanabe
You think you're such a princess,
looking down on everyone else!
[18:24] Aki
Don't!
[18:35] Masamune
I always thought something like
this might happen eventually.
[18:39] Masamune
Because you're so scary, Adagaki-san.
[18:51] Masamune
Are you hurt?
[18:53] Aki
Th-That's what I should be asking you.
[18:55] Masamune
This is nothing, as long as you're safe.
[19:02] Masamune
O—
[19:05] Masamune
Ow!
[19:07] Masamune
Ow, ow! That seriously hurt, damn it!
[19:09] Masamune
It so hurts! It frickin' hurts!
I want to cry! I want to scream!
[19:12] Masamune
Actually, can I just pass out?
[19:17] Masamune
But now...
[19:18] Masamune
I bet she can't be nasty to me anymore.
[19:22] Masamune
Not only do I know Adagaki Aki's secret,
[19:25] Masamune
but now I've saved her.
[19:27] Masamune
Her pride won't let her get away with that.
[19:32] Masamune
Don't make that face.
[19:34] Masamune
Girls are much cuter when they're smiling.
[19:48] (Flashback) Masamune
M-My daddy's super rich!
[19:52] Masamune
Let me make a confession. I was a fatty.
[19:54] Masamune
On top of that, I was a snobby
rich kid and a target of bullies.
[19:59] (Flashback) Aki
What are you all doing in front of my house?
[20:02] Masamune
Back then, Adagaki Aki looked like
[20:05] Masamune
a savior to me.
[20:07] Masamune
Until that fateful moment...
[20:11] (Flashback) Aki
I won't fall for you.
[20:14] (Flashback) Aki
You're just a Pig's Foot!
[20:19] Masamune
This is revenge, Adagaki Aki.
[20:23] Masamune
I hate you and despise you
so much that I can't bear it.
[20:27] Masamune
That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes
[20:31] Masamune
to make you fall in love with me now.
[20:37] Masamune
And when she really does, it'll all be over.
[20:40] Masamune
I'll tell her who I am, then dump her
in the most awesome way possible.
[20:45] Masamune
I call it the "Dead or Love Plan."
[20:54] Kinue
Oh, Maa-kun seems to be in a good mood.
[20:57] Chinatsu
Gross.
[21:01] Girl
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:03] Masamune
Morning.
[21:04] Tae
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:05] Masamune
Good morning, Futaba-san.
[21:07] Tae
What happened to your hand?
[21:09] Masamune
Oh, I was just a bit clumsy.
[21:11] Tae
I didn't know you could be clumsy,
Makabe-kun. How surprising.
[21:14] Masamune
That sexy contrast between hot
and clumsy! Score one for me!
[21:27] Masamune
Good morning, Tanabe-kun.
[21:29] Tanabe
G-Good morning...
[21:32] Tanabe
Sorry about yesterday.
[21:33] Masamune
Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
[21:37] Tae
Huh? What? What happened?
[21:40] Masamune
It's a secret.
[21:46] Kojuurou
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:47] Masamune
Morning.
[21:56] Kojuurou
Wow, a love letter? Nice.
[21:58] Masamune
Oh, I'm not sure about that...
SIGN Pig's Foot
[22:04] Masamune
Huh?
[22:05] Masamune
Could it be...
[22:06] Masamune
I've already been found out?
E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile
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SIGN #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile"
[01:32] Masamune
Who was it?
[01:34] Girls
Huh?
[01:34] Masamune
Who sent me this letter?
[01:36] Girls
Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's!
[01:39] Girl
No way! Mine, too!
[01:41] Masamune
Could it be Adagaki Aki?
[01:43] Masamune
No... She wouldn't do anything
underhanded like send a letter.
[01:47] Masamune
If she were going to expose me,
[01:49] Masamune
she'd wait for the perfect moment
when it'd be the most effective.
SIGN Moleo
[01:52] Masamune
Then who knows about my past?
[01:56] Kojuurou
What? What's up?
[01:57] Masamune
Er, um...
[01:59] Masamune
Could it actually be him?
[02:02] Tae
What's wrong, Makabe-kun?
You've got a scary look on your face.
[02:06] Masamune
O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep.
[02:10] Guy
Isn't that pig's foot unreal?
[02:14] Kojuurou
Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[02:16] Guy
This guy actually has a
pig's foot in his lunch today.
[02:19] Guy2
Like, the whole thing? Why?
[02:21] Guy3
My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it.
[02:23] Masamune
O-Oh... That's what they're talking about.
[02:27] Masamune
I don't ever want to relive that
dark time in my past again.
[02:31] (Flashback) Kid1
Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kid2
Say, "I'm going to take over
my dad's company, oink!"
[02:37] Girl
What's wrong?
[02:39] Girl2
Are you not feeling well?
[02:41] Masamune
Even if these girls are nice
to a hottie like me now...
SIGN High School Newspaper
SIGN Breaking News
SIGN The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B!
[02:46] Girl
Huh?
[02:47] Girl
No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like?
[02:49] Teacher
I can't say I appreciate this deception.
[02:52] Guy
Makabe, go buy me a drink.
[02:54] Guy2
You're used to that, right?
[02:55] Guy3
Of course you'd get found out,
even if you try to cover it up.
[02:58] Guy 4
You've got some nerve for
a guy on the lowest rung.
[03:01] Kojuurou
I'm so disappointed.
[03:05] Masamune
No! Stop!
[03:11] Sensei
What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up
and read from the third paragraph.
[03:21] Masamune
I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit.
[03:25] Sensei
You're really that moved
by the The Tale of Heike?
[03:25] Girl
Makabe-kun is so sensitive.
[03:29] Masamune
No, I need to find the one...
[03:31] Masamune
Unknown X, the one who sent
me the "Pig's Foot" letter...
[03:38] Masamune
If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am,
[03:42] Masamune
my revenge and everything else is done for.
[03:44] Masamune
Even after I got adopted by Grandpa
and changed my last name...
[03:48] Masamune
Those nightmarish eight years
drenched in sweat and tears
[03:52] Masamune
will all be wasted effort.
[03:55] Masamune
Who is Unknown X?
[03:59] Masamune
What am I supposed to do?
[04:01] Masamune
I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts...
[04:09] Masamune
Wh-What the?!
[04:11] Guy
I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog!
[04:13] Gy
A BL sandwich and—
[04:14] Masamune
So this is the lunchtime school
shop race that I've heard about.
[04:32] Masamune
Huh? Could that be...
[04:41] Masamune
That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino.
[04:45] Masamune
U-Um...
[04:48] Masamune
Are you okay?
[04:50] Yoshino
So Heaven, it turns out,
[04:52] Yoshino
is just like school.
[04:55] Masamune
Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive.
[04:58] Yoshino
Now that I'm dead, I can
finally speak ill of it.
[05:01] Yoshino
Fate continues to blow its icy
cold breath at me without end.
[05:07] Yoshino
Period.
[05:07] Masamune
What the hell is going on here?
[05:10] Masamune
Hey... Koiwai-san?
[05:12] Yoshino
But... I can't buy them now.
[05:15] Yoshino
I can't go back.
SIGN Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4
[05:21] Masamune
Huh? You want me to go buy them?
[05:25] Yoshino
Yeah...
[05:26] Masamune
Why me?!
SIGN Tanisaki Bread
[05:29] Lady
Thanks.
[05:31] Lady
All right, next.
[05:32] Masamune
F-Five explosive croquette buns
and four cutlet sandwiches.
[05:36] Lady
Sure thing. Thanks.
[05:40] Masamune
Holy crap, they're so heavy!
SIGN Croquette
SIGN Explosive
[05:46] Yoshino
This must be a dream.
Like the final illusion that
[05:49] Yoshino
the Little Match Girl saw...
[05:51] Masamune
I bought the damn things for you!
[05:53] Yoshino
One... two... three...
[05:57] Yoshino
four... five.
[06:00] Yoshino
You were an umbrella-hat priest statue?
[06:02] Masamune
Wha...
[06:09] Masamune
Those buns... The one who wants
them is Adagaki-san, not you, right?
[06:15] Masamune
Do you mind if I come with you?
[06:18] Masamune
I might be able to find out
whether she's Unknown X or not.
[06:23] Yoshino
Sneak, sneak, sneak...
[06:26] Masamune
Hold on a sec.
[06:27] Yoshino
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
[06:29] Yoshino
Forgive me. Forgive me.
[06:32] Masamune
After you had that much fun,
[06:33] Masamune
it's only natural that you
pay me back with your body.
[06:37] Yoshino
I'm sowwy...
[06:43] Masamune
Sorry, I was just kidding.
[06:46] Masamune
I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
[06:50] Masamune
Really, I promise.
[06:51] Masamune
I'll properly explain everything
to her. Don't worry.
[06:56] Yoshino
Really?
[07:02] Masamune
You're just like
[07:04] Masamune
Cinderella getting bullied
by her wicked stepmother.
[07:09] Masamune
I can totally relate, being a
former "Pig's Foot" myself.
[07:13] Aki
You're late!
SIGN Evil Stepmother
SIGN The Top Princess of the School
[07:18] Aki
Do you want me to pass out from hunger?
[07:21] Yoshino
I'm sorry.
[07:22] Aki
A preschooler on their first shopping
run would be faster than you.
[07:26] Yoshino
I'm sorry.
[07:28] Aki
Yoshino, you idiot.
[07:29] Yoshino
I'm sorry.
[07:38] Masamune
And how is she a princess?
[07:44] Masamune
Well, this isn't something a hater
like me wants to really see, either.
[07:52] Masamune
You okay?
[07:54] Aki
Wh-What are you doing here?
[07:57] Aki
Yoshino?
[07:59] Aki
She ran away, didn't she?
[08:00] Masamune
She went to buy some tea
[08:02] Masamune
for you.
[08:07] Aki
What are you doing here?
[08:09] Masamune
Just dropping by to say hi
and see how you're doing.
[08:14] Masamune
She ate all that even before
the bread? Unbelievable.
[08:18] Aki
A-And how are you doing? You know...
[08:22] Masamune
Oh, my cut hand?
[08:24] Masamune
Well, it just stings when I take a bath,
[08:26] Masamune
and it's a bit hard to get dressed.
[08:29] Masamune
Actually, it still hurts like hell.
[08:31] Aki
I had no intention of getting you involved.
[08:34] Masamune
That's right. Let it hurt
your pride even more.
[08:38] Masamune
It's all part of my plan to gain
a mental advantage over you.
[08:42] Aki
Hmph.
[08:43] Masamune
Given that things are going
as I'd planned so far,
[08:45] Masamune
the "Unknown X" who sent
me the Pig's Foot letter
[08:48] Masamune
isn't Adagaki Aki.
SIGN Pig's Foot
[08:50] Masamune
Then who...
[08:53] Masamune
So infuriating.
[08:55] Aki
W-Well, excuse me! Sorry!
[08:59] Masamune
Oh, no, no! I wasn't—
[09:00] Yoshino
I'm back!
[09:10] Aki
You idiot! Don't look!
[09:11] Aki
Close your eyes!
[09:13] Masamune
My eyes! My eyes!
SIGN Strawberry Milk
[09:27] Masamune
Huh, what? For me, too?
[09:31] Masamune
Th-Thank you, Cinderella.
[09:34] Aki
Yoshino is very humble toward everyone.
[09:37] Aki
She's always bowing her head and
fidgeting. It's a horrible habit.
[09:41] Aki
You should stop being so nice to everyone.
[09:45] Aki
What's with that look?
[09:46] Masamune
Nothing.
[09:47] Aki
It's fine when she's nice to me.
[09:49] Aki
It's expected for Yoshino to work for me.
[09:52] Masamune
No, it's just that you have
cutlet sauce on your nose.
[09:58] Masamune
And I can't be nice to everyone, either.
[10:02] Aki
What's that supposed to mean?
[10:05] Masamune
Indeed, what could it possibly mean?
[10:08] Masamune
Maybe I want you to rely on me
[10:11] Masamune
more than you rely on Koiwai-san.
[10:24] Aki
Wh-What's his deal?!
[10:27] Masamune
All right! I nailed it!
[10:29] Masamune
Aki-sama's probably bright red right now!
[10:32] Masamune
Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy
who saved her and even shed blood for her
[10:37] Masamune
if he said something like that.
[10:39] Guy
You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you.
[10:42] Girl
I didn't think you'd actually
come to save me.
[10:46] Guy
Don't ever doubt me again.
[10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross!
SIGN Rose-eyed Steroid
[10:52] Masamune
I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga!
[10:55] Masamune
I can do this!
[10:56] Masamune
Now if she falls for me even more...
[10:59] Masamune
The "Dead or Love" Plan will
move another step forward!
[11:06] Aki
Idiot.
[11:15] Masamune
Next, I need to get her email address.
[11:17] Masamune
I've never asked a girl
for her email address,
[11:20] Masamune
but at this rate, it won't be a problem!
[11:32] Yoshino
Pig's Foot.
[11:40] Yoshino
Are you trying to get back
at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot?
[11:50] Masamune
Why do you know my old nickname?!
[11:55] Masamune
A little girl like her wasn't among
the kids that bullied me in the past.
[12:00] Masamune
Even around Aki...
[12:02] Masamune
Huh?
[12:03] Masamune
Wait a sec.
[12:08] Masamune
She's there!
[12:09] Masamune
You used to be at Adagaki's mansion!
[12:16] Masamune
Ow...
[12:18] Yoshino
My family has served the Adagakis
[12:21] Yoshino
for generations.
[12:24] Yoshino
We've been nothing but
attendants for 300 years.
[12:27] Masamune
She's totally one of
Adagaki Aki's lackeys!
[12:31] Masamune
To Cinderella, Aki wasn't
an evil stepmother,
[12:34] Masamune
but a master to serve!
[12:38] Masamune
It's all over.
[12:40] Masamune
I was completely fooled by her
Cinderella-like nature.
[12:45] Masamune
My revenge comes to an end here...
[12:49] Masamune
If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh.
[12:52] Masamune
I still have no regrets about
trying to give that woman
[12:55] Masamune
a taste of her own medicine.
[12:58] Yoshino
That's fine. Why don't you do it?
[13:04] Yoshino
I'll even help you out.
[13:13] Mizuno
What do you think about having a
tea party after school, Aki-sama?
[13:17] Mizuno
My father bought some macarons from Paris.
[13:20] Aki
Sadly, I have school beautification
committee duties today.
[13:23] Kiba
You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so
passionate about your committee duties.
[13:27] Kaneko
Too amazing!
[13:30] Masamune
What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to?
[13:33] Masamune
There's no way I can trust her.
[13:36] Masamune
This might be another trap.
I have to do this on my own!
[13:40] Masamune
Yeah!
[13:41] Masamune
This revenge plan is for me!
I won't change anything!
[13:44] Masamune
I need to become email buddies
with her first, as planned.
[13:49] Tae
Masamune-kun!
[13:51] Tae
You can't get back to class that way.
[13:53] Masamune
Futaba-san.
[13:55] Tae
Are you still not used to this school?
[13:57] Tae
Want me to make you a map?
[14:00] Masamune
Nah, I'd feel bad.
[14:02] Tae
Thanks!
[14:03] Tae
And checking up on transfer students
is part of the class rep's job.
[14:07] Tae
I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun.
[14:10] Tae
Now, come on. This way.
[14:14] Tae
So we've been talking about
having a barbecue as a class.
[14:19] Tae
It'll be a lot of fun.
[14:21] Masamune
I'll try it out here first.
[14:25] Masamune
So, Futaba-san...
[14:28] Masamune
Why don't we exchange email—
[14:30] [SONG] Sign
Edit
SIGN Friends
SIGN Add
SIGN Profiles
SIGN Makabe Masamune
[14:31] Masamune
Email... email...
SIGN 0 Contacts
[14:33] Masamune
Huh? Huh?
[14:36] Masamune
Asking a girl for her email
address is super hard!
[14:40] Tae
What's the matter, Masamune-kun?
[14:42] Masamune
Sorry! I have to get back to class!
[14:45] Tae
What? Let's go together!
[14:48] Masamune
H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is
a common sense quiz!
[14:51] Masamune
When you exchange email addresses,
[14:52] Masamune
the number of contacts you have
will be shared, as well.
[14:54] Masamune
True or false?
[14:57] Kojuurou
I think it's false.
[14:59] Masamune
Really? You're certain, right?
[15:01] Masamune
Lying is the first step to becoming a thief!
[15:03] Kojuurou
Why are you so worried about that?
[15:06] Masamune
Because I've never done it, duh!
[15:08] Masamune
Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing!
[15:10] Masamune
Well, that's good, though.
[15:12] Masamune
Exchanging email addresses doesn't
mean she'll find out I'm all alone.
[15:15] Masamune
Isn't there some kind of situation
where it wouldn't be awkward
[15:18] Masamune
for me to ask for her email address?
[15:21] Tae
Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden.
[15:24] Guy
Well, you're the class rep, right?
[15:26] Guy
We can't just give class B special treatment.
[15:29] Tae
I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work.
[15:34] Girl
What's wrong, Futaba-san?
[15:35] Tae
The school beautification
committee lost a member,
[15:38] Tae
so they're looking for someone
to fill in until summer.
[15:45] Masamune
Want me to do it?
[15:48] Masamune
I haven't joined any committees yet.
[15:51] Tae
Really? Are you sure?
[15:53] Masamune
Yeah, if it's for you.
[15:58] Masamune
This is my chance!
[16:03] Girl
Makabe-kun, you really came!
[16:06] Girl
I'm so happy! Thank goodness
I'm in this committee!
[16:08] Masamune
Oh, please...
[16:12] Masamune
Oh, come on! Don't ignore me!
[16:14] Guy
Please begin working.
[16:19] Masamune
What am I doing?
[16:21] Masamune
"Oh, what a coincidence!
Is this the red string of fate?"
[16:24] Masamune
That didn't have to happen,
[16:26] Masamune
but you could have reacted
at least a little bit!
[16:31] Masamune
I freak out over exchanging email addresses,
[16:33] Masamune
I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm
deathly scared of spiders.
[16:36] Masamune
If people could see into me,
they'd see how worthless I am.
[16:42] Masamune
No one would want to go out with me.
[16:44] Masamune
Thinking I could make that woman
fall for me like this was crazy.
[16:48] Tae
Sorry, Masamune-kun.
[16:50] Tae
I pushed something really
troublesome onto you.
[16:55] Masamune
No...
[16:56] Masamune
No, no!
[16:57] Masamune
You don't need to feel
responsible for this at all.
[17:00] Tae
It's okay. I know it myself.
[17:03] Tae
I'm always meddling.
[17:06] Tae
I'm nothing like you, someone who
helps without saying a word.
[17:11] Masamune
Wait... Wait, wait!
[17:13] Masamune
Am I actually in that golden situation
[17:16] Masamune
where I'm all alone with a girl?
[17:18] Masamune
And she went out of her way to find me?
[17:23] Masamune
Class Rep...
[17:24] Tae
Say...
[17:26] Tae
The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too,
[17:29] Tae
but would you like to
go to a movie sometime?
[17:32] Tae
Like, just the two of us?
[17:34] Masamune
Movie? By movie, do you mean...
[17:37] Masamune
Sitting next to each other, with our
hands touching on the arm rest...
[17:40] Masamune
Watching a gory movie, with her
screaming and grabbing on to me...
[17:43] Masamune
Going out for drinks later
and talking about the movie,
[17:46] Masamune
leading to talking about a relationship?
[17:47] Masamune
Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date?
[17:52] Masamune
No! I almost forgot my main objective!
[17:55] Masamune
U-Um... Right now, I'm...
[17:59] Tae
R-Right. Of course you're busy.
[18:06] Tae
Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that!
[18:09] Masamune
No, not at all....
[18:13] Tae
Do your best, Masamune-kun.
[18:23] Masamune
Wait... Does this mean I'm popular?
[18:26] Masamune
This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular!
[18:29] Masamune
Thank you, Futaba-san!
[18:30] Masamune
You just gave me an insane
amount of confidence!
[18:34] Masamune
What?!
[18:37] Aki
I came to get a new bucket.
[18:40] Masamune
Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san.
[18:43] Masamune
My expressions... I still can't
control my expressions!
[18:47] Aki
That girl isn't on the school
beautification committee, is she?
[18:50] Masamune
That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me.
[18:53] Masamune
Huh? Did you hear us, by chance?
[18:56] Aki
It must be nice, being so popular.
[18:59] Masamune
Oh, my. What's this?
[19:01] Masamune
Did I just hear a bit of
prickliness in your voice?
[19:04] Masamune
Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute?
[19:08] Masamune
It doesn't matter if some girl I
have no feelings for asks me out.
[19:10] Aki
Really? Then who would
you like to ask you out?
[19:13] Masamune
Adagaki-san.
[19:18] Masamune
All right, what's it going to be?
[19:20] Masamune
The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun
[19:23] Masamune
basically just asked you out.
[19:25] Masamune
Well? I wouldn't mind going
with you, Adagaki-san.
[19:31] Aki
Thanks.
[19:35] Masamune
"Thanks"? "Thanks"?!
[19:38] Masamune
W-Well done, Masamune!
[19:40] Masamune
You did good. This is what's
supposed to happen.
[19:43] Masamune
I-I see... That's good.
[19:45] Masamune
Then, um, will you tell
me your email address?
[19:48] Masamune
I'll contact you.
[19:49] Aki
Sure.
[19:50] Masamune
Huh?
[19:51] Masamune
Huh?! Did I just achieve
my goal that easily?!
[19:55] Masamune
I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot!
[19:58] Aki
Oh, but I'm sorry.
[20:00] Aki
My phone is being repaired right now.
[20:03] Aki
Can I tell you the next
time we're on duty?
[20:05] Masamune
Huh? Repairs?
[20:07] Masamune
I'm going to lose my rhythm now?
[20:10] Masamune
But I guess it can't be helped.
[20:14] Masamune
All right. Here, then,
at this time next week.
[20:22] Masamune
I've been here forever and
she still hasn't shown up!
[20:26] ---
Weird...
SIGN Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk
[20:37] Masamune
Inside the broom closet?
[20:42] Masamune
The desk in the very back?
SIGN The animal pen
[20:47] Masamune
The animal pen?
[20:51] Masamune
It must be that.
SIGN Look outside the window from where you started
[21:06] Masamune
Look outside the window
from where you started.
[21:08] Masamune
How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki?
[21:11] Masamune
Here we go!
[21:11] Masamune
Exchanging email addresses!
SIGN I Decline
[21:34] Masamune
Who the hell do you think you are?!
[21:38] Yoshino
That was rather unfortunate.
[21:41] Masamune
What are you doing here?
[21:43] Yoshino
I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place.
[21:45] Masamune
If you came here to laugh at me, leave.
[21:48] Yoshino
You're too naïve.
[21:51] Yoshino
If you leave things to me,
[21:53] Yoshino
you could exchange email addresses
and go on dates all you want.
[21:57] Masamune
D-Dates?
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
Contacts
SIGN Add
SIGN Koiwai Yoshino
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
Cell
[22:08] Yoshino
See?
E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show
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[00:00] Students
Supplementary classes for a month?!
[00:02] Tae
Apparently it was just
decided at a staff meeting.
[00:06] Tae
If there's even one failing grade
on our proficiency tests,
[00:09] Tae
the whole class has to take
supplementary classes!
[00:11] Students
What?!
[00:12] Students
That's not good.
[00:20] Tae
What should we do? We're
in a bind, Masamune-kun.
[00:23] Masamune
Yeah, we're gonna have to work hard.
[00:26] Tae
I'm sure it'll be easy for you.
[00:28] Masamune
Nah. The people who really
have it easy are... well...
[00:32] Masamune
They look like him.
[00:37] Masamune
You don't look worried at all about
the proficiency test, Kojuurou.
[00:40] Kojuurou
Yeah. We need to work hard.
[00:43] Kojuurou
I only managed single-digit grades
in all subjects on our midterms.
[00:46] Kojuurou
I'm hoping to get double-digit
grades this time.
[00:50] Masamune
I had no idea he was that stupid!
[00:52] Tae
Kojuurou-kyun is bound for
the supplementary classes!
[00:55] Tae
If he ends up losing even more weight
and becomes more of a bottom, I...
[00:58] Masamune
Hold up. You're into that stuff, Futaba-san?
[01:01] Tae
Well, bromance and bromance
are two different things.
[01:04] Masamune
They're the same word, but I can tell you
mean them in totally different ways!
[01:09] Kojuurou
I don't want to take supplementary classes.
[01:13] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun?
[01:14] Masamune
We're going to start studying
right now, Kojuurou!
[01:17] Tae
Wait, what? Where are you
two going to hole up?
[01:21] Masamune
Stop making up weird fantasies.
SIGN Study Hall
SIGN Four-Character Kanji Compounds
SIGN Modern Literature
[02:56] Sign
English Essay Training
SIGN #3 "Yoshino's Magic Show"
[02:58] Masamune
First, I have to find out
[03:00] Masamune
what you know and what you don't know.
[03:02] Kojuurou
There's no point in starting now.
[03:05] Masamune
How did you even get into this school?
[03:07] Kojuurou
It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:09] Masamune
What the heck are the other six?
[03:11] Aki
It really is amazing that we
ended up in the same school.
[03:15] Yoshino
It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:17] Aki
What are the other six?
[03:18] Masamune
They're having a similar
conversation right next to us...
[03:26] Masamune
H-Hey, what a coincidence.
Are you two studying for a test, too?
[03:30] Aki
I was just helping out Yoshino.
[03:32] Aki
If the rumors are true, we'll end
up in supplementary classes.
[03:35] Masamune
Wait, what?
[03:37] Masamune
She seems like she should be smart,
but her grades are that bad?
[03:42] Kojuurou
Looks like we're in the
same boat, Koiwai-san.
[03:44] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun's teaching me, too.
[03:47] Aki
Wow. I'm surprised that
[03:49] Aki
you're able to teach anyone anything.
[03:51] Masamune
Well, I study when I need to.
[03:54] Aki
I see you're as overconfident as ever,
[03:57] Aki
despite falling for something so simple.
[04:00] Aki
Hopefully you won't trip up again.
[04:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
If you leave things to me,
[04:08] (Flashback) Yoshino
you could exchange email addresses
and go on dates all you want.
[04:13] Masamune
If you're going to say all that,
why don't we make a wager?
[04:16] Aki
Huh?
[04:17] Masamune
It'll be a contest.
[04:19] Masamune
Will it be me and Kojuurou
[04:21] Masamune
or you and Koiwai-san that scores
higher on the proficiency test?
[04:27] Masamune
If I win, go on a date with me.
[04:30] Kojuurou
M-Makabe-kun?!
[04:33] Aki
Why would it even come to that?
[04:36] Masamune
Not feeling so confident now?
[04:38] Aki
That's not the point.
[04:40] Aki
Besides, what's in it for me if
I do participate in that wager?
[04:43] Masamune
If you win, Adagaki-san,
[04:45] Masamune
you can give me whatever
nickname you'd like.
SIGN Pig's Foot
[04:49] Masamune
I'll stick that nickname on my back
[04:51] [SONG] Sign
Pig's Foot
[04:51] Masamune
and go through high school with
it on my back until I graduate.
[04:55] Aki
Well, that sounds entertaining.
[04:57] Aki
But that won't be enough.
[05:01] Aki
If I win, you'll have to pay for
my lunch until I say it's enough.
[05:05] Masamune
Fine.
[05:12] Aki
Don't come crying to me later.
[05:15] Kojuurou
M-Makabe-kun, I'm not sure about this.
[05:18] Masamune
It'll be fine.
[05:20] Masamune
If what she said was true,
[05:22] Masamune
this won't be two against two,
but three against one.
[05:32] Yoshino
Um, Aki-sama...
[05:35] Yoshino
Don't you need to study?
[05:38] Aki
Are you suggesting that I'd lose to Makabe?
[05:41] Yoshino
No, but, um...
[05:45] Yoshno
I heard that he got a perfect
score on the transfer exam.
[05:50] Aki
He did?
[05:52] Yoshino
He's apparently the first person
to do that at our school.
[05:55] Aki
I thought he was just some gross
narcissist... That's why I...
[05:58] Yoshino
Aki-sama.
[05:59] Yoshino
I will support you all the way.
[06:02] Yoshino
but if it comes down to it,
SIGN Guidebook
[06:06] Yoshino
please use this.
[06:11] Aki
"If it comes down to it"?
This is never going to happen!
[06:15] Aki
Anyway, you just need to study!
[06:18] Aki
I'll support you as much as you need.
[06:20] Yoshino
I'm very sorry.
SIGN Koiwai Yoshino
[06:23] Masamune
Crap...
[06:25] Masamune
Come to think of it, this is the
first time I've ever called a girl.
[06:29] Masamune
Am I okay with Koiwai-san being my first?
[06:33] Masamune
But if I don't call her now, I won't be
able to talk to her about the bet.
[06:37] Masamune
But then again...
SIGN Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:40] Masamune
She's calling!
[06:43] Masamune
Sh-Should I answer?
[06:45] Masamune
Am I okay with giving my first time
being called by a girl to Koiwai-san?
SIGN Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:53] Masamune
Whatever! H-Hello?
[06:56] Yoshino
You take too long to answer.
[06:57] Masamune
Well, as a guy, I needed to prepare myself.
[07:01] Masamune
Oh, so about the wager,
you'll help me out, right?
[07:06] Yoshino
I can't.
[07:07] Masamune
Huh?
[07:08] Yoshino
Even if you suddenly make
a decision like that
[07:10] Yoshino
on your own, I have my own timing.
[07:13] Masamune
Wait a sec! But...
[07:15] Masamune
Huh? "Don't make the people live,
but don't kill them"?
[07:18] Masamune
Are we talking about Tokugawa Ieyasu here?
[07:20] Masamune
How could this... Why?!
SIGN Math Test
[07:24] Kojuurou
S-Sorry, Makabe-kun.
[07:26] Kojuurou
I'm doing my best to study,
but if all else fails,
SIGN Great General Designated Bottom
[07:29] Kojuurou
I'll have her give me an
embarrassing nickname, too.
SIGN Great General Designated Bottom
SIGN Pig's Foot
[07:33] Masamune
No, you don't need to go that far.
[07:45] Aki
When was the Crimean War?
[07:46] Masamune
1853.
[07:48] Aki
What kind of cell division occurs
in order for gametes to form?
[07:52] Masamune
Meiosis.
[07:53] Aki
"I even cough alone."
[07:54] Masamune
Ozaki Housai.
[07:55] Aki
What's the Earth's mass?
[07:57] Masamune
5.972 × 10^24 kilograms.
[08:00] Aki
What is a way to say "Your mom
has an outie" in English?
[08:02] Masamune
Son of a bitch!
[08:07] Masamune
Right now, we're about even.
[08:10] Masamune
I need to put more pressure
on her, or we're in trouble.
[08:13] Masamune
At this point, it's going to come
down to our own abilities.
[08:57] Chinatsu
No way...
[08:58] Chinatsu
Onii-chan's actually studying
instead of working out.
[09:01] Kinue
Maa-kun said he has a very
important test tomorrow.
[09:04] Chinatsu
Huh...
[09:05] Kinue
I'm thinking about making
Maa-kun's lunch tomorrow.
[09:09] Masamune
It has to be low in calories,
high in protein, with no grease.
[09:12] Kinue
I'll go all-out and make a
character-themed lunch!
[09:15] Chinatsu
Oh, I want one, too!
[09:17] Masamune
Whatever. Even without Koiwai-san's help,
[09:21] Masamune
I just have to win tomorrow.
[09:30] Masamune
Well, Kojuurou, do you think you'll make it?
[09:33] Kojuurou
For now. It's all thanks to you, Makabe-kun.
[09:36] Masamune
All right. Now all we have left
is math in the afternoon.
[09:40] Masamune
I was extra attentive in teaching him math,
so we should have a good chance.
[09:45] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun, let's eat lunch.
[09:47] Kojuurou
I used my head too much, and now I'm hungry.
[09:49] Masamune
Sure. I'll go buy some drinks.
[10:04] Yoshino
I'm sorry.
[10:05] Masamune
Huh? No, it's fine.
[10:07] Masamune
It was weird of me to rely on you
[10:09] Masamune
for a fight I decided to undertake myself.
[10:14] Masamune
And as a result, I got tons of studying in,
[10:18] Masamune
so Kojuurou and I are both in top form today.
[10:21] Masamune
We're not gonna lose.
[10:24] Masamune
Huh?
[10:27] Yoshino
Drink that, and do your best
on the rest of the tests.
[10:29] Masamune
But you can't help me out, right?
[10:31] Masamune
Should you be cheering me on?
[10:34] Yoshino
It doesn't matter now.
SIGN Mommy
[10:46] Masamune
What was that about?
SIGN Test Math
[10:50] Teacher
Stay focused until the very end, all of you.
[10:53] Teacher
Begin!
[10:55] Masamune
Good. These are all questions
I anticipated. Now I can...
[11:01] Masamune
I think... my...
[11:04] Masamune
stomach hurts.
[11:06] Masamune
This pain... Could it be...
[11:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
It doesn't matter now.
[11:12] Masamune
Did she actually mean...
[11:14] Yoshino
It doesn't matter, because I made
the necessary preparations.
[11:16] Masamune
Is that what she meant?!
[11:18] Masamune
She must've put laxatives or
something in that coffee,
[11:22] Masamune
as an assassin for Adagaki!
[11:23] Masamune
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[11:25] Masamune
Adagaki Aki and Koiwai Yoshino!
[11:28] Masamune
You're both my enemies after all!
[11:30] Masamune
How dare you do something so low just
because you can't win otherwise?!
[11:34] Masamune
You won't get away with this.
[11:40] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun!
[11:42] Kojuurou
Huh?
[11:56] Masamune
Hey!
[11:59] Girl
M-Makabe-kun? Oh, my...
Did you need something from me?
[12:03] Masamune
Er, uh, I was looking for Adagaki-san.
[12:06] Girl
Adagaki-san? She's not here today.
[12:09] Masamune
Huh?
[12:09] Girl
Apparently she's out with a fever. Right?
[12:13] Yoshino
Yeah.
[12:15] Masamune
Wait a minute...
[12:16] Masamune
Does that mean we had already won
[12:19] Masamune
by the time that happened earlier?
[12:22] Masamune
Then why would she give me laxatives?
[12:29] Chinatsu
Onii-chan, did you eat the
lunch that Mom made?
[12:29] [Messenger] Sign
Messages
SIGN Sister
[12:29] [SONG] Sign
Edit
[12:32] Chinatsu
The eggs in the omelet
were bad. It was so sour!
[12:35] Masamune
That stupid old hag...
[12:40] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun, do your best in
the supplementary class!
[12:43] Masamune
Yeah, I will.
SIGN Supplementary Class
[12:47] Masamune
How am I the only one that has
to take supplementary classes?
[12:59] Teach
There's a method where you
find the common factor.
[13:02] Teach
It can be "x" or, as you see here,
[13:06] Teach
it could be the function where
[13:07] Masamune
Well, I guess
[13:08] Teach
the factor is inside the parentheses.
[13:10] Masamune
this sort of counts as a date.
[13:15] girlA
Wow, look at that.
[13:17] girlB
He looks so cool!
[13:19] girlB
But with that look, he must be going on a date.
[13:23] (Flashback) masamune
Huh? A date?
[13:25] (Flashback) masamune
But didn't that wager end in a draw?
[13:28] (Flashback) Yoshino
The fact that you're giving up
there is your flaw, Pig's Foot.
[13:31] Masamune
Don't call me Pig's Foot!
[13:33] (Flashback) Yoshino
Sunday at noon.
[13:34] (Flashback) Yoshino
You'll meet up at the station.
[13:37] Yoshino
Aki-sama will definitely show up. Bye.
[13:40] (Flashback) Masamune
Hey!
[13:43] Masamune
If what she said on the phone was true,
[13:46] Masamune
then at long last...
[13:48] ---
Adagaki Aki and I...
[13:50] PersonA
Whoa, look at how she's dressed.
[13:53] PersonB
What the hell? Is that for a
part-time job or something?
[13:59] Masamune
Adagaki Aki is standing where
we're supposed to meet
[14:02] Masamune
and wearing a transformation
magical girl cosplay?
[14:06] Masamune
It's that one show. The anime that
used to be on Sunday mornings.
[14:09] Otaku
Um,
[14:11] Otaku
can I get a picture?
[14:13] Aki
Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[14:15] Otaku
It's really well-made!
[14:17] Otaku
You're cosplaying Whitening-san, right?
[14:19] Aki
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[14:21] Masamune
Adagaki-san!
[14:23] Aki
M-Makabe!
[14:26] Masamune
A-Are you all right?
[14:28] Otaku
Tch. 3D girls are so lame.
[14:31] Aki
This is why I hate disgusting men.
[14:34] Aki
I give you the nickname
[14:36] Aki
"Acidic Cleanser and Rag."
"Acid Rag" for short.
[14:38] Masamune
The fact that it sounds less threatening
when you shorten it is frightening.
[14:42] Aki
Anyway, the menace is gone now. Let's go.
[14:45] Masamune
You're not gonna explain
why you're dressed like that?
[14:47] Aki
Huh?
[14:49] Aki
Oh, dear.
[14:51] Aki
You look rather experienced,
[14:53] Aki
but you don't even know
the dress code for dates?
[14:56] Masamune
Huh?
[14:57] Aki
To break the ice on the first date,
wearing a costume is a given.
[15:01] Aki
That's the most basic of basic rules!
[15:03] Masamune
Wh-What the?
[15:05] Masamune
How does the Cruel Princess
end up like this,
[15:08] Masamune
Koiwai Yoshino?!
[15:10] Masamune
I guess you were the Fairy Godmother
rather than Cinderella!
[15:14] Yoshino
I told you. Timing is important.
[15:17] Yoshino
If you leave it to me, everything
will go according to plan.
[15:21] Yoshino
I obey all of Aki-sama's orders.
[15:24] Yoshino
That's why Aki-sama believes
[15:26] Yoshino
everything I say and do.
[15:29] Yoshino
She'll easily believe me.
[15:31] Masamune
So if she were to use this
servant-master relationship
[15:33] Masamune
against her, it'd be the ultimate deceit.
[15:36] Yoshino
Are you listening?
[15:37] Masamune
Y-Yeah.
[15:39] Masamune
Or rather, why are you
going so far to help me?
[15:44] Yoshino
If I stay on the line too long,
Aki-sama will get suspicious.
[15:47] Masamune
Oh, right.
[15:48] Yoshino
Anyway, do your best, Pig's Foot.
[15:51] Masamune
Anything but that nickname, please!
[15:54] Masamune
At any rate, I'm going to use this date and
[15:58] Masamune
this derpy cosplay to my advantage!
[16:01] Masamune
Sorry, I guess I didn't research enough.
[16:04] Masamune
So there's a dress code for first dates, huh?
[16:06] Aki
See? Like I said.
[16:08] Masamune
But I guess that means you admit
[16:10] Masamune
that this is a date, Adagaki-san.
[16:13] Aki
A-Are you stupid?
[16:15] Aki
This is all because your mental
fortitude is soft as tofu!
[16:18] Masamune
Huh? Me?
[16:19] Aki
Because you failed your test,
you couldn't even eat,
[16:22] Aki
so you burst out crying in class,
and in the nurse's office,
[16:24] Aki
they caught you hiding a bunch of
wrist-cutting attempts with your sleeve.
[16:27] Aki
When Yoshino told me the
whole story and said that only I
[16:30] Aki
could save you since we were in
the supplementary class together,
[16:33] Aki
I had no choice but to spend
a day with you! Hmph!
[16:36] Masamune
What the hell's the deal with this set-up
[16:38] Masamune
of a lovesick girl off in
fantasy land, Koiwai Yoshino?
[16:41] Aki
From now on, be appreciative
of that, and live a quiet life.
[16:50] Masamune
Huh? Wait, you rented the place out?
[16:52] Aki
Is it that surprising?
[16:55] Masamune
Man... I guess some things never change.
[17:00] Aki
Hey.
[17:02] Aki
You're too close.
[17:03] Masamune
Oh, of course.
[17:07] Aki
Why are you so far away?!
[17:08] Masamune
Ugh, she's such a pain!
[17:38] Masamune
Man, I didn't have any
background information,
[17:43] Masamune
but I didn't think it'd be such a
horror in more ways than one.
[17:47] Masamune
What did you think, Adagaki-sa—
[17:51] Masamune
She's dead!
[17:53] Masamune
Whitening-san is dead!
[17:54] Aki
Wait a moment.
[17:56] Aki
Right now, some phenomenon is
occurring that's draining all strength
[18:00] Aki
from my knees and preventing
me from leaving my seat.
[18:03] Masamune
I think you're just scared stiff.
[18:07] Masamune
You didn't know it was a horror movie?
[18:09] Aki
Well, Yoshino planned everything.
[18:12] Aki
Honestly, she's useless.
[18:15] Masamune
So I guess getting food is out of the question?
[18:17] Aki
No, it's not!
[18:26] Masamune
How can she eat so much after
watching a movie like that?
[18:30] Masamune
Actually, stop nonchalantly pushing
your empty plates toward me.
[18:36] Masamune
The Cruel Princess that I know is
[18:38] Masamune
much stronger, more arrogant,
[18:41] Masamune
and at the least...
[18:43] Masamune
She wasn't someone who could eat enough
lunch and dessert for three people
[18:46] Masamune
at a family restaurant while dressed
up as someone from Hadapure.
[18:50] Masamune
This is just a hunch...
[18:51] Aki
What?
[18:52] Masamune
The reason you eat so much isn't
something you were born with, right?
[18:58] Aki
Well...
[18:59] Aki
I think it started when something
awful happened in my past.
[19:03] Aki
Something awful?
[19:05] Girl
Hey, lady.
[19:08] Aki
Yes?
[19:09] Girl
Why are you dressed so weird?
[19:14] Masamune
And she gets right to the point!
[19:16] Aki
I-It's not weird.
[19:18] Aki
This is from I'm Hadapure.
[19:21] Girl
Do you want to be Hadapure, lady?
[19:24] Aki
No, no, no!
[19:28] Masamune
Please stop, Adagaki-san!
[19:30] Aki
Listen up. I'm sure you don't understand
because you're still a child,
[19:34] Aki
but this is a necessary ritual
when a man and a woman date.
[19:37] Girl
"Ritual"?
[19:39] Aki
Yes. In order to break the
ice on the first date,
[19:41] Aki
you must wear a costu—
[19:44] Masamune
That's enough!
[19:45] Aki
W-Wait, Makabe!
[19:52] Aki
I was just getting to the good part!
[19:54] Masamune
I'm sorry, Adagaki-san.
[19:56] Masamune
I couldn't find the right
time to say it, but...
[20:02] Aki
It's not normal?
[20:05] Masamune
To think I folded from the*
stares of everyone around
[20:07] Masamune
rather than let a girl embarrass herself.
[20:10] Aki
I see. So you don't... You don't do this.
[20:16] Aki
C-Come to think of it, summer clothes
should be coming out about now.
[20:20] Aki
I should check them out.
[20:21] Masamune
Th-That's a great idea!
[20:24] Person
Please try on your items over here.
[20:47] Masamune
What's wrong, Adagaki-sa—
[20:54] Masamune
Um, uh...
[20:56] Aki
N-No!
[21:03] Masamune
Once upon a time, when I was
a bullied, chubby little kid,
[21:08] Masamune
I happened to run into a
huge mansion and met her.
[21:12] (Flashback) Aki
You need to get stronger! How pathetic!
[21:16] Masamune
She didn't hold back
[21:18] Masamune
and was almost as hard on me
[21:20] Masamune
as the other bullies.
[21:28] Masamune
That's right.
[21:31] Masamune
The Cruel Princess I know is
[21:33] Masamune
much stronger, more arrogant...
[21:36] (Flashback) Aki
You're so kind, Masamune.
[21:40] Masamune
...and just as kind.
[21:53] Aki
Oh, you're awake. I'm going home, then.
[22:01] Masamune
Ow...
[22:04] Masamune
Adagaki-san...
[22:05] Aki
Wh-What?
[22:07] Masamune
Sorry I scared you back there.
[22:13] Aki
You'd better be.
[22:18] Masamune
That was an emotion I didn't need in my plan.
[22:23] Masamune
But I... I...
[22:28] Masamune
Wouldn't you usually say,
[22:29] Masamune
"No, it was my fault," there?
[22:32] Masamune
Why would she look so smug?
[22:35] Yoshino
This is all for Aki-sama.
[22:38] Masamune
Huh? What are you talking about?
[22:40] Yoshino
You asked me why I was
helping you, Pig's Foot.
[22:44] Yoshino
I believe that Aki-sama needs
to reexamine herself a bit.
[22:49] Yoshino
If you dump her, and that makes
her a little more modest,
[22:52] Yoshino
it greatly benefits me,
[22:54] Yoshino
as well as Aki-sama.
[22:56] Masamune
So that's it. All right.
[22:59] Masamune
But planning the lap pillow
was going a bit far, wasn't it?
[23:03] Yoshino
Lap pillow? Plan?
[23:06] Masamune
I totally almost fell for her.
[23:08] Yoshino
I don't know what you're talking about.
[23:09] Masamune
Oh, come on.
[23:11] Masamune
You can't fool me, you scheming Cinderella.
[23:15] Masamune
Anyway, I'm looking forward
to working with you again,
[23:18] Masamune
Master Koiwai.
[23:21] Yoshino
"Master"...
[23:23] Sister
It's rare for you to be talking to
someone other than Aki-sama.
[23:30] Sister
Did something fun happen?
[23:35] Yoshino
I'm having a lot of fun.
E4 - Clear and Present Danger
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[00:06] (Flashback) Momo
Goodbye, Eiji!
[00:14] (Flashback) Momo
Eiji...
[00:20] (Flashback) Eiji
I only have eyes for you now.
[00:25] (Flashback) Momo
Eiji...
[00:31] (Flashback) Momo
You're going to get wet, Eiji.
[00:33] (Flashback) Eiji
If I just think of it as your tears,
[00:35] (Flashback) Eiji
getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
[00:42] Masamune
I see. So this is where her heart flutters.
[00:45] Masamune
All right, check.
[00:49] Chinatsu
Onii-chan, let me borrow some manga.
[00:53] Chinatsu
You're still studying?
[00:57] Masamune
The execution of revenge is just like studying.
SIGN #4 "Clear and Present Danger"
[02:34] Aki
Don't ever collect such
[02:36] Aki
erroneous information again.
[02:38] Yoshino
I'm terribly sorry, Aki-sama.
[02:43] Masamune
Adagaki Aki...
[02:44] Masamune
I'm going to make my revenge a
reality with this next plan.
SIGN Rose-eyed Steroid
Hanano Rabuko
[02:51] TeacherA
All right, that's it for today's classes.
SIGN Supplementary Class
[02:54] TeacherA
All of you who have supplementary
classes, please head over there now.
[03:07] Aki
You have to sit there?
[03:09] Masamune
Of course.
SIGN Emperor Go-Daigo
SIGN Southern Imperial Court (Yoshino) Three Imperial Regalia of Japan
[03:10] Teacher
In this era when the conflict
between the Northern Imperial Court
[03:13] Teacher
and the Southern Imperial
Court was intense,
[03:16] Teacher
the Southern Court, at one
point, occupied Kyo.
[03:19] Teacher
But the Northern Imperial
Court was able to retake Kyo.
[03:23] Teacher
Eventually, when Ashikaga
Yoshimitsu was enthroned,
[03:27] Teacher
the Northern Imperial Court
continued to get stronger.
[03:31] Teacher
They moved their residence
to Kitakoji Muromachi...
[03:34] Aki
Why don't you face forward?
[03:41] Masamune
I only have eyes for you now.
[03:48] Girl
So cold!
[03:54] Aki
Maybe I'll have Yoshino
bring me an umbrella.
[04:00] Masamune
If I just think of it as your tears,
[04:03] Masamune
getting soaked by the rain isn't so bad.
[04:08] Masamune
Bye.
[04:09] Aki
Hey, Makabe!
[04:16] Masamune
How do you like my love-blooming plan?
[04:18] Masamune
I totally nailed it!
[04:25] Masamune
Creepy?
[04:26] Yoshino
"Seriously creepy," to be precise.
[04:28] Masamune
W-Wait a sec! Is that what Adagaki said?
[04:32] Yoshino
I think she said that 24 times today alone.
[04:34] Masamune
I'm going to kill that bitch!
[04:36] Yoshino
I think so too, though.
[04:38] Masamune
Listen here. "Rose-eyed Steroid" is a classic!
[04:41] Masamune
It's a bible for all maidens!
[04:43] Yoshino
That's not the problem here.
[04:46] Yoshino
Pig's Foot, it's time you withdrew a bit.
[04:49] Masamune
Huh?
[04:50] Yoshino
You can't just keep pushing.
[04:53] Yoshino
Mixing things up is important.
[04:56] Masamune
"Mixing things up"?
[04:58] Yoshino
Next time, you can be as
cold as possible to her.
[05:08] Yoshino
I have returned.
[05:10] Aki
You're late. How long does it take
you to go to the convenience store?
[05:14] Yoshino
I'm very sorry. There was a stray cat.
[05:18] Aki
As if I care about that.
Come on, give it here.
[05:33] Masamune
Well, it's true that
SIGN Huh?
SIGN That has nothing to do with me anymore.
SIGN After Eiji started acting cold to me,
SIGN I was finally able to realize my true feelings...
[05:35] Masamune
the heroine realizing how she really
feels when the hero is cold to her
[05:39] Masamune
is the most standard of tropes.
[05:41] Masamune
But what happens if I'm cold to
her and she hates me even more?
[05:45] Aki
I feel as if I've finally rid myself
of one of those annoying flies.
[05:48] Aki
It's quite a relief.
[06:01] Masamune
Hey, Adagaki-sa—
[06:02] (Flashback) Yoshino
Creepy.
[06:04] Masamune
Crap! I almost started
talking to her reflexively!
[06:08] Masamune
As Master said, mixing
things up is important.
[06:13] Aki
H-Hey...
[06:30] Masamune
I did it! I actually did it!
[06:33] Masamune
I ignored the Cruel Princess!
[06:36] Masamune
I might have also destroyed
all the effort and likability
[06:39] Masamune
that I've built up to this point.
[06:43] Masamune
But the die is cast.
SIGN Supplementary Class
[07:01] Guy
Yo, Makabe!
[07:02] Girl
Are you sitting here, Masamune-kun?
[07:04] Masamune
Yeah. Is this seat available?
[07:06] Guy
Oh, yeah. Have a seat.
[07:07] Girl
Yay!
[07:11] Girls
See you later, Makabe-kun!
[07:13] Masamune
See you tomorrow.
[07:14] Girl
Bye-bye!
[07:28] Masamune
Well, how about it?
[07:29] Masamune
You miss me like crazy now, don't you?
[07:39] Masamune
I-It backfired?! Hold up!
[07:49] Masamune
Are you telling me not to
try to get close yet, Master?
[08:12] Masamune
What if it's always going
to be like this now?
[08:16] Masamune
Was I actually some
background character?
[08:23] Aki
Makabe.
[08:30] Masamune
She suddenly ambushed me head-on?!
[08:33] Aki
I need to talk to you.
[08:36] Masamune
If you're going to say that at this
point, wouldn't it usually...
[08:40] Aki
Um, um,
[08:41] Aki
I have something to talk
to you about, Makabe-kun...
[08:45] Masamune
...be more like that?!
[08:46] Masamune
Instead of being all shy, she's totally
in angry Cruel Princess mode!
[08:51] Masamune
M-Maybe some other time.
[08:54] Aki
Wait a second!
[08:56] Masamune
Ow! What the hell?
[08:58] Aki
Don't give me that! That's my line!
[09:28] Masamune
Let go of me!
[09:30] Aki
No!
[09:32] Aki
Are you stupid?! Are you absolutely stupid?!
What are you even trying to do?!
[09:36] Masamune
S-Stop! Stop it...
[09:38] Masamune
What is this?
[09:38] Aki
I won't stop! What's going on?!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[09:40] Masamune
It's like I'm in a brawl or getting
threatened by some thug!
[09:43] Masamune
Does this mean I'll never be able to
[09:46] Masamune
be like the protagonist in a shojo manga?
[09:54] Aki
Why are you ignoring me?
[10:01] Aki
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
[10:08] Masamune
Wh-Whoa...
[10:11] Masamune
This is totally
[10:13] Masamune
her being all shy, right?!
[10:19] Masamune
No, wait, wait. You can't
fall for a shy Adagaki Aki.
[10:24] Masamune
You're amazing, Master! It went
just like you said it would!
[10:27] Masamune
Now I'm going turn things back around.
[10:31] Masamune
You see...
[10:33] Masamune
I've been waiting for you
to say that, Adagaki-san.
[10:37] Aki
Wha— You mean it was on purpose?!
[10:43] Aki
You're awful!
[10:45] Masamune
A-Awful?
[10:47] Masamune
I just received a comment that cut like a knife.
[10:50] Masamune
Are you sure this didn't backfire, Master?
[10:54] Masamune
No, wait...
[10:56] Masamune
She's calling me harsh things like "awful," but...
[11:00] Aki
You're truly awful. I can't believe you.
[11:03] Masamune
Even though she's yelling at me,
she doesn't sound prickly,
[11:06] Masamune
but actually sounds kind of troubled.
[11:08] Masamune
I think this is where I'm
supposed to go out on a limb.
[11:13] Aki
Why would you do something like that?
[11:16] Masamune
W-Well, that's because I lik—
[11:18] Aki
What is there to like about me?
[11:21] Masamune
Huh?
[11:24] Girl1
My sign was ranked #1 in today's horoscope.
[11:25] Masamune
You want me to state the reasons?
[11:26] Girl2
Wow, lucky!
[11:30] Masamune
You have a pretty face, but you hate guys.
SIGN Pudding Prince
[11:33] Masamune
You have a great body,
but you're a gluttonous fiend.
[11:36] Masamune
You're smart, but you're oblivious.
[11:39] Masamune
And you ask what there is to like
about such a Cruel Princess?
[11:47] Masamune
I hadn't really thought about it! Teehee!
[11:50] Masamune
Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that.
[11:54] Masamune
Wh-What is there?
[11:56] Masamune
E-Everything! Everything about you!
[11:59] Aki
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[12:01] Masamune
You're absolutely the best!
[12:03] Masamune
Oops, sorry! Just remembered
I have somewhere I need to be!
[12:07] Aki
Makabe!
[12:08] Masamune
Uh, Masamune-kun?! Why are you running away?
[12:11] Masamune
You actually managed to get that
much of a reaction out of her!
[12:14] Masamune
What are you going to do after this?
[12:16] Masamune
I have no idea!
[12:18] Masamune
Come on, Master!
[12:23] Yoshino
Are you stupid?
[12:24] Masamune
Don't call me stupid!
[12:25] Yoshino
I didn't consider that you hadn't
even thought about that.
[12:28] Masamune
Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
[12:31] Masamune
We need to think of something! Anything!
[12:33] Masamune
Come on, give me something that'll make
her heart flutter when she hears it!
[12:36] Yoshino
I'm not some cat robot.
[12:39] Masamune
I know. What if I tell her she's pretty?
[12:41] Yoshino
No.
[12:42] Masamune
Huh? No? Why?!
[12:45] Masamune
Don't sigh right there!
[12:49] Masamune
A letter's the only way to go.
[12:51] Masamune
If I try to say it verbally,
I'll probably flub it up.
[12:54] Masamune
Master's ideas are amazing.
[12:58] Aki
What are you doing?
[13:01] Masamune
P-Perfect timing.
[13:02] Masamune
Listen, would you mind reading this?
[13:05] Masamune
It says how I feel right now.
[13:21] Aki
I absolutely despise you.
[13:34] Masamune
You seem to have the wrong idea. I'm—
[13:36] Aki
Shut up!
[13:38] Aki
You can't fool me!
[13:39] Aki
I saw through your selfishness
a long time ago!
[13:49] Masamune
Hey! Adagaki-san?!
[13:53] Yoshino
Is something wrong?
[13:56] Masamune
Master...
[13:59] Masamune
I have no idea what's going on anymore!
[14:01] Masamune
She suddenly says she despises
me and runs off like that.
[14:05] Masamune
And she's acting totally
different from yesterday.
[14:08] Masamune
What the heck is going on?
[14:10] Masamune
I thought things were finally
going well yesterday. Damn it!
[14:16] Yoshino
All right. Leave it to me.
[14:18] Masamune
Do you have an idea what's
going on? Tell me, Master!
[14:23] Yoshino
I just said to leave it to me, didn't I?
[14:27] Yoshino
Right now, you can't even explain
what you like about Aki-sama.
[14:32] Yoshino
That means nothing you say
will get through to her.
[14:37] Masamune
I-I...
[14:40] Yoshino
Don't worry. I'll make sure you'll
be able to go out with her.
[14:50] Masamune
Is she telling the Pig's
Foot to stay out of it?
[14:54] Masamune
Damn it, Makabe Masamune.
[14:56] Masamune
Who is this revenge for?
It's for me, isn't it?!
[15:00] Masamune
I can't get my revenge if I'm just sitting
here like I'm waiting to be fed.
[15:07] Masamune
That's unacceptable!
[15:21] Aki
This is the first time I've skipped class.
[15:23] Aki
A-Am I going to get in trouble?
[15:27] Girl
Hey!
[15:28] Aki
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:31] Girl
Darn it, Cookie! Come back here!
[15:42] Aki
I can't take it anymore!
Why must I feel so irritated?
[15:48] Aki
This is all...
[15:49] (Flashback) Masamune
You're absolutely the best!
[15:52] (Flashback) Masamune
Oops, sorry! Just remembered
I have somewhere I need to be!
[15:56] (Flashback) Aki
Makabe!
[16:01] (Flashback) Aki
Hey! You forgot this!
[16:03] (Flashback) Masamune
Come on, Master!
[16:07] (Flashback) Aki
"Master"?
[16:09] (Flashback) Yoshino
I didn't consider that you hadn't
even thought about that.
[16:13] (Flashback) Masamune
Don't lose hope in me! That pisses me off!
[16:15] (Flashback) Masamune
We need to think of something! Anything!
[16:17] (Flashback) Masamune
Come on, give me something that'll make
her heart flutter when she hears it!
[16:20] Aki
What does he mean by "everything"?
[16:20] (Flashback) Yoshino
I'm not some cat robot.
[16:23] Aki
I bet he's been saying that to
all the girls! That scumbag!
[16:27] Aki
When did he and Yoshino...
[16:30] Aki
After he asked me out on
a date so many times...
[16:33] Aki
I knew it'd end up like this!
[16:38] Yoshino
Aki-sama.
[16:47] Aki
Why didn't you tell me?
[16:55] Aki
Did you need something?
[16:56] Aki
I can decide for myself whether
I want to go to class.
[16:59] Aki
You can go back to class.
[17:01] Yoshino
Aki-sama, I was meeting
with Makabe Masamune-kun.
[17:08] Yoshino
He needed someone to talk to.
[17:11] Aki
Oh? And?
[17:13] Yoshino
He emailed and called me, too.
[17:15] Aki
So what?
[17:16] Aki
It doesn't matter to me that
you and Makabe are close.
[17:21] Yoshino
Are you sad?
[17:23] Aki
That's inconceivable. Why would I
be sad over that cocky narcissist?
[17:30] Yoshino
Is that really all?
[17:41] Aki
Honestly, this girl...
[17:44] Aki
She's usually so slow, but somehow,
[17:46] Aki
she's always so sharp when
it comes to things like this.
[17:54] Aki
Th-That's inconceivable!
[17:56] Aki
I would never be sad over a boy.
[17:59] Aki
That'll never happen again.
[18:04] Aki
Because there's something that
I still believe in very strongly.
[18:10] Aki
Boys are all just liars!
[18:13] Aki
They're selfish and do whatever
they want, and in the end...
[18:16] Aki
They act like nothing ever happened.
[18:19] Yoshino
That might be true.
[18:22] Aki
Yes, it is. That's why...
[18:27] Aki
It's inconceivable that
I would ever like a boy.
[18:31] Aki
I won't be sad about the fact
that Makabe Masamune was
[18:34] Aki
meeting with Yoshino without my knowledge,
[18:36] Aki
let alone fall in love with him.
[18:39] Aki
There's no doubt about it!
[18:44] Yoshino
It's okay, Aki-sama.
[18:46] Yoshino
He only has eyes for you.
[18:51] Yoshino
You like him too, don't you?
[19:09] Aki
Th-Th-That's not true.
[19:13] Aki
Of course that's not true!
[19:18] Aki
Wait a second, Yoshino!
[19:23] Aki
Ugh, where did she go?
[19:26] Kid
Mommy, I'm hungry!
[19:34] Aki
Why am I so irritated? I'm...
[19:40] Aki
awful.
[19:43] Aki
I'm such a terrible person.
[19:45] Aki
I've always hurt other people
so I wouldn't get hurt.
[19:48] Aki
If it means never having
to go through that again,
[19:51] Aki
I'd rather be hated and have people
keep their distance from me.
[19:53] Aki
That's why I did everything I've done.
[19:58] Aki
Why am I remembering the past?
[20:03] Aki
I don't know.
[20:05] Aki
I don't know if he actually likes me.
[20:09] Aki
And I...
[20:16] Masamune
Stop!
[20:36] Masamune
I thought I finally found you and then...
[20:39] Masamune
What the hell were you
thinking?! The light was red!
[20:43] Aki
I-It's not like it matters to you!
[20:46] Masamune
Be serious!
[20:47] Masasmune
Of course that's not true! I don't
know what I'd do without you!
[20:54] (Flashback) Yoshino
Is that really all?
[21:01] Masamune
A-Adagaki-san? Sorry,
I might've said too much.
[21:09] Aki
I...
[21:15] Aki
I...
[21:23] Neko
I'm so terribly sorry! Are you all right?
[21:30] Neko
Were you hurt?
[21:32] Aki
No, I'm fine.
[21:34] Neko
I see. Thank goodness.
[21:41] Neko
My Lord...
[21:42] Neko
Our Father, who art in heaven...
[21:44] Neko
I can't believe it.
[21:46] Neko
I can't believe that this
could happen here.
[21:54] Neko
I've been longing to see you.
[22:05] Masamune
Who the hell is this?!
E5 - Mysterious Cat
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[00:03] Neko
I've been longing to see you.
[00:13] Masamune
Who the hell is this?!
SIGN #5 "Mysterious Cat"
[01:51] Masamune
Wh-What's going—
[01:57] Neko
O-Oh, dear... How improper of me.
[02:01] Neko
I'm terribly sorry.
[02:03] Masamune
Er, no, it's okay...
[02:05] Neko
This must have happened because
it was all I prayed for, day and night.
[02:08] Neko
The Lord has finally allowed us to meet.
[02:17] Masamune
S-So soft...
[02:20] Masamune
Er, I mean... Wait! Hold on a
second! Come to your senses!
[02:25] Masamune
Who is this?
[02:28] Masamune
I don't know her. I have no idea who she is.
[02:31] Masamune
Have we met somewhere?
Nah, no way. Nope, nope, nope!
[02:34] Neko
Do you have even the slightest of
feelings for me, Masamune-sama?
[02:39] Masamune
She got my name right.
[02:41] Masamune
D-Do hot guys
[02:43] Masamune
have random girls just hurl themselves
at them before they even know it?
[02:49] Masamune
Nah, that can't be.
[02:50] Masamune
L-Listen...
[02:52] Masamune
I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong person.
[02:55] Neko
Huh?
[02:56] Shidou
Milady, it's just about time.
[02:59] Neko
But, Shidou...
[03:01] Shidou
It's time.
[03:04] Neko
I am so delighted that I had a chance
to see you, Masamune-sama.
[03:09] Neko
I do hope we will see each other again soon.
[03:11] Masamune
Huh?
[03:12] Neko
If you will excuse me.
[03:15] Masamune
Hey, wait...
[03:21] Masamune
What the hell was that?
[03:26] Masamune
Hey, Adagaki-san.
[03:28] Aki
Who was that?
[03:30] Masamune
Er, I'm not really sure, either.
[03:34] Aki
Why don't you die?
[03:45] Shidou
Milady.
[03:46] Shidou
Please do not forget that
you are a Fujinomiya.
[03:49] Shidou
You made a promise to your father.
[03:52] Neko
I haven't forgotten.
[03:56] Neko
I believe this will be a most splendid game.
[04:05] Masamune
Ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN Ma-kun's The Truth Show
[04:09] (Flashback) Masamune
There is something that I
really want to say right now!
[04:12] (Flashback) Masamune
May the hammer come down
on girls who refuse to listen.
[04:16] (Flashback) Masamune
That woman dares to tell me to die
without even hearing me out—yes!
[04:19] (Flashback) Masamune
I'm talking about Adagaki Aki!
[04:21] (Flashback) Masamune
I am not guilty! I am innocent!
[04:24] (Flashback) Masamune
Listen to me, damn it!
[04:34] Guy
Ma'am, I need an egg salad sandwich!
[04:36] Guy2
Chicken cutlets! Chicken cutlets!
[04:38] Masamune
Ma'am...
[04:39] Masamune
I need five yakisoba buns,
four cutlet sandwiches,
[04:42] Masamune
and five croquette buns!
[04:48] Masamune
All right, this should be more than enough.
[04:51] Masamune
She's probably enjoying
[04:53] Masamune
her loner feast in that gym
storage room right now.
[04:56] Masamune
After all, she is a gluttonous fiend.
[04:58] Masamune
No matter how bad her mood might be,
I've brought this many offerings.
[05:02] Masamune
Surely she'll at least hear me out.
[05:04] Masamune
I-It's okay. It'll work out.
[05:17] Masamune
You can't shoot gas guns at people!
[05:22] Yoshino
Would you have preferred the real thing?
[05:25] Masamune
What the hell was that for?
[05:28] Yoshino
I'm on duty. Aki-sama's orders.
SIGN High Voltage
[05:33] Yoshino
She told me to chase the Pig's
Foot away if he came near.
[05:35] Masamune
She's still mad?
[05:37] Yoshino
Pig's Foot, this didn't seem like
something that she'd let go easily.
[05:43] Yoshino
What did you do?
[05:45] Masamune
Well...
[05:46] Yoshino
"Well"?
[05:47] Masamune
I mean...
[05:49] Yoshino
"I mean"?
[05:53] Masamune
After I talked with you yesterday,
[05:56] Masamune
I went to see Adagaki Aki.
[06:00] Yoshino
She suddenly jumped into your arms?
[06:03] Masamune
I swear! I seriously
have no idea who she is!
[06:05] Masamune
I don't even know what her name is!
[06:07] Masamune
You believe me, right, Master?
[06:10] Masamune
M-Master!
[06:12] Yoshino
To think that you were this hopeless...
[06:15] Masamune
Seriously, I'm not!
[06:16] Yoshino
I told you not to interfere.
[06:17] Masamune
You think I'm that resourceful?!
SIGN Unresourceful
[06:22] Yoshino
That's not the point here. Don't you get it?
[06:34] Masamune
Is she just going to abandon me?
[06:39] Masamune
Fine.
[06:41] Masamune
I decided I'd do this myself anyway.
[06:44] Masamune
I just have to review what
I'm supposed to say.
[06:50] (Flashback) Masamune
You sure went through a lot
yesterday, Adagaki-san.
[06:53] (Flashback) Masamune
I went through a lot, too.
[06:56] (Flashback) Masamune
But you're my number one girl, Adagaki-san.
[07:08] Masamune
No, no!
[07:46] girlA
The wind's so strong.
[07:48] girlB
It is.
[07:50] Masamune
Man... I didn't get any sleep at all.
[07:53] Masamune
I seriously have no idea who that girl is.
[07:56] Masamune
That girl...
[08:01] (Flashback) Neko
Masamune-sama.
[08:04] Masamune
But she sure was cute...
[08:08] Masamune
Actually, she's pretty much my type.
[08:12] Masamune
But I seriously have no idea who she is!
[08:15] Masamune
That stupid Cruel Princess pisses me off!
[08:17] Masamune
Koiwai Yoshino, too!
[08:18] Tae
What's wrong with Masamune-kun?
[08:20] Kojuurou
No idea. He's been acting pretty suspicious.
[08:24] Teacher
We're starting homeroom. Take your seats.
[08:24] Masamune
Why am I surrounded by people
who won't listen to me?
[08:32] Teacher
I'm going to introduce you
to a new transfer student.
[08:42] Neko
I am Fujinomiya Neko.
[08:44] Neko
I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
[08:47] guyB
Sh-She's beautiful!
[08:49] girlC
So cute!
[08:56] Teacher
Fujinomiya-san, go ahead and
take that empty desk over there.
[08:59] Neko
Yes, sir.
[09:08] Masamune
All right! I've been waiting
for this five-minute break!
[09:11] Tae
Fujinomiya-san, do you have a moment?
[09:13] girlD
Your hair is so pretty!
What shampoo do you use?
[09:16] girlE
Where did you transfer from?
[09:18] Masamune
Wh-What is this?
[09:20] Neko
Seichou Academy.
[09:22] girlC
Seichou?
[09:23] girlD
Oh, I've heard of it. It's an
all-girls boarding school.
[09:27] GirlD
I saw it on TV.
[09:28] GirlA
It's in the middle of some mountains.
The school looks like a castle.
[09:32] Girls
Wow!
[09:33] Masamune
Who cares about all that?!
[09:35] Masamune
Just...
[09:36] Masamune
let me...
[09:37] Masamune
talk to her!
[09:40] Masamune
The next class...
[09:44] Tae
That looks good on you!
[09:47] Girl
I'll show you where it is. This way.
[09:56] Masamune
Curse you girls!
[09:58] guyA
So that's what it means to feel more
comfortable around the same sex.
[10:01] guyB
It's a violation of the anti-trust act.
The wealth needs to be redistributed.
[10:05] guyB
Hey, Kojuurou. Go mix in with them.
[10:07] Kojuurou
What? No! It's too scary!
[10:09] guyB
It's not scary. They won't
even notice you're there.
[10:13] guyA
Put this bow on. Here.
[10:17] guyA
I need a picture! A picture!
[10:18] guys
Hurry! Hurry! Wait, hang on!
[10:19] Masamune
I'll go.
[10:20] Kojuurou
You will, Makabe-kun?
[10:22] Masamune
I just need to talk to her, right?
[10:24] guyB
Th-That's right, Makabe!
[10:25] guyB
That's using your hot-guy-ness!
[10:27] ---
Makabe-kun, you'd do that for us?
[10:29] Masamune
These guys are a real pain.
[10:31] Guyb
I'll treat you to Mac!
[10:32] GuyA
And karaoke!
[10:34] Masamune
I have a ton of things that I want
to ask Fujinomiya Neko myself.
[10:38] Masamune
Hey, girls. Do you mind if we join in—
[10:41] Girls
No way!
[10:45] Masamune
I'm sorry! I'm sorry for interrupting
your squees and giggles!
[10:49] Tae
Masamune-kun, perfect timing!
[10:53] Masamune
Wh-What? What is this?
[10:56] Tae
Masamune-kun, did you know?
[10:58] Masamune
Huh?
[10:58] Tae
Fujinomiya-san says she
transferred here just for you.
[11:03] Masamune
Huh?
[11:06] Masamune
Huh?!
[11:10] Neko
U-Um...
[11:11] Neko
Masamune-sama had no way of knowing.
[11:15] Neko
I personally feel indebted to him, that is all.
[11:18] Girls
Then you should tell him,
right here and now!
[11:25] Neko
Three years ago on Christmas...
SIGN Donations
[11:30] (Flashback) Neko
We would deeply appreciate
[11:33] (Flashback) Neko
your warm donations again this Christmas.
[11:57] (Flashback) Neko
Um...
[12:01] (Flashback) Guy
You should dress warmer.
[12:05] (Flashback) Guy
It looked like you were about
to grow wings and fly away.
[12:14] Neko
When you said that to me, Masamune-sama,
[12:16] Neko
you looked like an angel in my eyes.
[12:19] Masamune
Wai—
[12:20] girlC
Wait, what's going to happen
to Adagaki-san, then?
[12:23] girlA
Well, this is this, and that's that.
[12:26] Masamune
Seriously, wait.
[12:27] Tae
This is like something out of a shojo manga!
[12:30] Masamune
Who the hell is that nauseatingly
smug guy supposed to be?!
[12:33] Masamune
Three years ago, I was still
a fatty living in Shinshuu!
[12:36] guyB
That's Makabe for you.
[12:38] guyA
Can't be helped if it was Makabe.
[12:40] Masamune
They're convinced!
[12:49] Masamune
Let's talk for a sec.
[12:59] Neko
Um, Masamune-sama...
[13:01] Neko
If you run so quickly, I'll...
[13:07] Masamune
S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[13:12] Masamune
Blood?!
[13:13] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san?!
[13:15] Masamune
E-Emergency! Emergency!
[13:16] Masamune
Where's the medic?!
[13:18] Masamune
Wait, should I call 110?
[13:19] Masamune
No, it's 119!
[13:21] Masamune
But first, the nurse's office...
[13:24] Neko
I'm all right.
[13:26] Neko
I just got dizzy for a moment.
[13:29] Masamune
Are you sure you're okay?
[13:31] Neko
Yes.
[13:36] Masamune
You dropped some... thing...
SIGN Kamego Tomato Ketchup
Mini Pack
[13:43] Masamune
That's the blood?
[13:44] Neko
Please do not worry.
[13:46] Neko
I picked a brand that uses the
best natural ingredients.
[13:49] Masamune
Er, what's this doing here?
[13:51] Neko
It's a part of a refined lady's tastes.
[13:54] Masamune
Tastes?
[13:56] Neko
Think of it as a variation on
a mayonnaise enthusiast.
[14:00] Masamune
If not for the situation, I almost
wouldn't want to believe you...
[14:04] Neko
What do you put on your eggs?
[14:06] Masamune
Sorry, but I prefer salt and pepper.
[14:08] Masamune
Stop trying to change the subject!
[14:11] Masamune
More importantly, why would
you tell a lie like that?
[14:14] Masamune
I don't know you.
[14:19] Neko
The truth is rather embarrassing.
[14:22] Masamune
Huh?
[14:23] Neko
If possible,
[14:25] Neko
I would prefer to keep the truth
a secret between you and me.
[14:29] Masamune
Uh, that doesn't explain anything to me...
[14:31] Neko
It doesn't matter to me
that you don't remember.
[14:35] Neko
It doesn't change the fact
that I've always admired you.
[14:38] Neko
Is it a bother to you?
[14:41] Masamune
Damn it. She's really cute.
[14:44] Masamune
Don't lose your head, Makabe Masamune.
You know this is wrong.
[14:47] Masamune
You have to endure.
If you lose your resolve here,
[14:50] Masamune
what'll come of your revenge
against that scumball?
[14:54] Masamune
I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sorry.
[14:57] Masamune
I have someone that I like.
[14:59] Masamune
Damn it, I said it. What a waste.
[15:03] Neko
No... That can't be...
[15:07] Masamune
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[15:09] Neko
Is she that wonderful?
[15:11] Masamune
Actually, she's crude, she's a
glutton, she's unrefined...
[15:14] Masamune
She's the opposite of wonderful.
[15:16] Masamune
Yeah...
[15:17] Neko
A-Are you two dating?
[15:19] Masamune
No. It's one-sided.
[15:21] Neko
I-If it's not a bother,
[15:22] Neko
would you mind telling me who she is?
[15:27] Aki
No, that isn't enough.
[15:30] Aki
I need five K sandwiches,
and five Y sandwiches.
[15:32] Aki
I need another of that
exact same order at 3 PM.
[15:35] Yoshino
Understood.
[15:36] Masamune
That's her, by the window.
[15:38] Neko
The girl with the short hair?
[15:40] Masamune
No, the long-haired girl next
to her, with the big attitude...
[15:44] Masamune
Oh, I mean in the sense that she's level-headed.
[15:47] Masamune
I mean, just going by looks,
[15:49] Masamune
the Cruel Princess is unbeatable.
[15:52] Masamune
I'm sure Fujinomiya-san will give up.
[15:54] Neko
Ah, she ain't gonna be a problem.
[15:57] Masamune
Huh?
[16:00] Masamune
Hey, wait a sec!
[16:06] Neko
I apologize for what happened the other day.
[16:09] Aki
You're the girl from...
[16:12] Neko
My name is Fujinomiya Neko.
[16:15] Neko
I truly envy you,
[16:17] Neko
since you have Masamune-sama's affection.
[16:21] Masamune
I've gotta stop her!
[16:32] Both
She's not wearing any?
[16:45] Neko
I'm very mindful when it comes to my health.
[16:48] Masamune
Huh?
[16:49] Neko
Feeling moderately tense is
the secret to good health.
[16:53] Masamune
Who needs that kind of health tip?!
[16:55] Neko
The trick is in your stride and
how you place your feet.
[16:58] Masamune
The trick to what exactly?
[17:00] Neko
I am very blessed.
[17:02] Neko
Regardless of how you might feel about me,
[17:05] Neko
it feels like a miracle that
we're able to speak at all.
[17:09] Masamune
Wait, wait, wait...
[17:10] Aki
So annoying.
[17:12] Masamune
Crap! I got caught up in the fact
that she's not wearing any!
[17:16] Aki
Leave right now. If you
won't leave, then I will.
[17:24] Masamune
Wait!
[17:25] Masamune
I want to talk to you about this.
[17:35] Masamune
It's not like that!
[17:37] Masamune
She's mistaken me for someone else!
That has nothing to do with me!
[17:41] Masamune
Are you going to believe her over me?
[17:44] Aki
Huh?
[17:45] Aki
Where do you get off
expecting me to believe you?
[17:48] Masamune
I'm telling you to hear me out!
[17:50] Aki
Get away from me! I'll catch
your chronic superficiality!
[17:59] Gym Teacher
You guys have some nerve,
[18:01] Gym Teacher
boldly skipping class like this.
[18:12] Aki
That unreasonable teacher...
[18:13] Aki
I'm going to dub him
"Mr. Broke-ass from 3-B."
[18:17] Masamune
You think you have a right to be mad?
[18:19] Masamune
I'm the one who got dragged
into this nonsense.
[18:22] (Flashback) Gym teacher
As punishment, you'll be cleaning
the pool after school!
[18:25] Masamune
Endure. I have to endure this.
[18:27] Masamune
Well, let's just hurry up and
finish cleaning this pool.
[18:31] Aki
Yes, you're right.
[18:33] Aki
Before I get indiscriminately
assaulted by a certain someone.
[18:36] Aki
I'll start cleaning over there,
[18:38] Aki
so don't you dare come anywhere near me.
[18:41] Masamune
What is her problem?! What is her
problem?! What is her problem?!
[18:44] Masamune
Ugh, what the hell am
I going to do with you?!
[18:48] Masamune
You piss me off... You piss
me off... You piss me off!
[18:55] Aki
M-Makabe!
[18:58] Masamune
Sorry, Adagaki-san. That was an accident.
[19:01] Aki
An accident, eh?
[19:10] Masamune
The Cruel Princess is sadly
lacking in some areas.
[19:14] Masamune
Though she's got some nice legs.
[19:17] Aki
What are you looking at?
Shouldn't you be cleaning?
[19:19] Masamune
Yeah, yeah.
[19:21] Aki
Hup...
[19:22] Aki
What the heck? It's so heavy.
[19:26] Masamune
Wha—
[19:34] Aki
Makabe, come over here.
[19:38] Aki
This will spill if I walk any further.
[19:40] Masamune
What the hell are you doing?
[19:41] Aki
I'm going to accidentally
spill this on you, of course.
[19:44] Masamune
That's totally intentional!
[19:45] Masamune
Anything "accidental" is way
out of the picture now!
[19:48] Aki
They say, "An eye for an eye,
and a tooth for a tooth," right?
[19:50] Masamune
Aren't you thinking of
repaying a debt twofold?
[19:53] Aki
It's accidental!
[19:54] Masamune
No accident is that vindictive!
[19:57] Aki
There's no way I'll be the only one to get wet.
[20:00] Masamune
Come on, give me a break.
I'm not wearing a swimsuit.
[20:03] Aki
So?
[20:04] Masamune
You want me to go home
in drenched underwear?
[20:06] Aki
Maybe you shouldn't wear any, then.
You two can go commando together.
[20:12] Masamune
She's hopeless. I need to do something, fast.
[20:15] Aki
Come, now. Be grateful for this water
that I'm going to accidentally...
[20:25] Masamune
Serves you right.
[20:30] Masamune
Is she drowning? Could it
be that she can't swim?
[20:32] Masamune
Wait, I thought she was good at sports!
[20:37] Masamune
I'll be right there!
[20:41] Masamune
Just a bit more...
[20:49] Masamune
I guess her feet touched the bottom.
[20:55] Aki
I thought you didn't want to get wet.
[20:58] Masamune
I can't help it. My body moved on its own.
[21:00] Masamune
I can't have you dying on me,
for various reasons.
[21:05] Aki
Huh... I see.
[21:07] Aki
So it just moved on its own.
I figured it was no more than that.
[21:13] Masamune
Then what do you want me to say?!
[21:15] Masamune
If I said it's because I like you,
you wouldn't believe me anyway!
[21:18] Aki
Wha— I never said anything like that!
[21:21] Masamune
You might as well have!
[21:27] Masamune
It's true that I wanted to save you.
[21:29] Masamune
Sorry for overstepping my bounds.
[21:33] Masamune
There's no getting through to someone
[21:36] Masamune
who's closed off to begin with.
[21:38] Masamune
That's what sucks about it being one-way.
[21:41] Masamune
I don't get it. Why am I so annoyed by this?
[21:45] Masamune
I just...
[21:47] Aki
Then prove it to me.
[21:51] Aki
Prove it?
[21:52] Aki
Yes. Prove that you like me.
[21:58] Aki
You can't?
[21:59] Masamune
What would it take for you to believe me?
[22:02] Aki
Well, for example...
[22:08] Aki
You could kiss me.
E6 - Attack! Battle of the Home Visits
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[00:15] Yoshino
Aki-sama's late.
[00:18] Neko
It's quite hot today, isn't it?
[00:34] Neko
Do you happen to know
where Masamune-sama is?
[00:38] Yoshino
Why ask me?
[00:40] Neko
I surmised you were the first
person whom I should ask.
[00:44] Yoshino
I don't know.
[00:46] Neko
Is that so?
[00:48] Yoshino
Yes.
[00:49] Neko
Oh, I see.
SIGN #6: "Attack! Battle of the Home Visits"
[02:42] Aki
Well, for example...
[02:44] Aki
You could kiss me.
[02:47] Masamune
Kiss...
[02:49] Masamune
To osculate...
[02:53] Masamune
A smooch...
[03:04] Aki
What? If you actually liked me,
you could at least do that.
[03:09] Masamune
W-Well, um...
[03:11] Masamune
D-Don't be ridiculous!
[03:13] Masamune
A k-k-k-k-k-kiss was, like, the last of
the last of the "Dead or Love" Plan.
[03:17] Masamune
I was planning it as the grand finale!
[03:27] (Flashback) Aki
Makabe...
[03:30] (Flashback) Aki
I love you.
[03:37] (Flashback) Masamune
But I refuse!
[03:38] Masamune
Mission complete!
[03:40] Masamune
That's the last scene.
[03:44] Masamune
And so, for this to happen at
such a random, unpopular point,
[03:47] Masamune
and right in the middle of my plan,
was completely unaccounted for!
[03:53] Aki
See? I knew it.
[03:55] Aki
I don't have time for this.
[03:57] Masamune
Wait!
[04:04] Masamune
What are you doing,
grabbing onto her like that?!
[04:07] Masamune
You just dove right into the main event!
[04:09] Masamune
It's insane! This is insane!
[04:12] Masamune
But I can't run away from
this. What should I...
[04:18] Masamune
I know. This is a ham!
[04:20] Masamune
She's a ham shaped like a person!
[04:22] Masamune
If I think of it as biting into a tasty
ham I got as a midsummer gift...
[04:28] Aki
H-Hey!
[04:32] Aki
No! Don't!
[04:43] Masamune
What'd you do that for?!
[04:45] Aki
B-But...
[04:46] Masamune
Don't "but" me!
[04:49] Masamune
There's no use in acting like the
victim here, you stupid ham!
[04:52] Tae
Oh, Masamune-kun?
[05:00] Masamune
Huh? Class Rep?
[05:02] Tae
What are you doing there?
[05:04] Masamune
One of the teachers made us
clean the pool as punishment,
[05:07] Masamune
and the pool seemed so nice and cool,
we couldn't help but splash right in.
[05:11] Tae
What the heck?
[05:13] Girl
Still, you probably shouldn't
dive in with your clothes on.
[05:16] Masamune
L-Looks like I managed to
dodge that bullet for now...
[05:20] Masamune
What are you doing here, Class Rep?
[05:22] Tae
Me? I have practice.
[05:26] Masamune
So she's in the swim club, too.
[05:28] Masamune
That's why she's got such
a nice cardio body.
[05:31] Tae
Well, good luck with the cleaning.
[05:33] Masamune
Th-Thanks...
[05:39] Masamune
What the hell? You're trying to escape?
[05:42] Aki
Well...
[05:43] Aki
I guess I'll just accept the fact
that you love me so much,
[05:47] Aki
you have no idea what to do with yourself.
[05:52] Aki
And that brings up the question: "So what?"
[06:02] Masamune
You can't be serious!
Someone fry that ham to a crisp!
[06:13] Masamune
What the hell is her problem?
She's the one who told me to do it.
[06:20] Masamune
I actually tried to kiss her.
[06:26] Neko
There you are, Masamune-sama.
[06:29] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san?!
[06:31] Neko
I've been looking for you.
[06:39] Masamune
I don't think I have the energy
to hang out right now...
[06:43] Neko
My, you must be tired
from that grueling task.
[06:58] Neko
You can have this, if you like.
[07:01] Masamune
Hot tea? At this time of year?
[07:08] Masamune
It's salty.
[07:13] Neko
I hear it's best to never let your body
get a chill, even in the summer.
[07:18] Neko
I also hear you need sodium and
citric acid to fight dehydration.
[07:21] Neko
So I thought the best solution would be
roasted green tea with pickled plum in it.
[07:28] Masamune
Huh...
[07:29] Masamune
Well, that makes sense.
[07:32] Masamune
I prefer this over some
disgustingly sweet juice.
[07:36] Neko
The other things you lack are
essential vitamins and magnesium.
[07:39] Neko
Beer yeast and propolis.
SIGN Multivitamin
SIGN Magnesium
[07:41] Neko
This company's propolis has
a patented method for how
[07:45] Neko
it's absorbed into your body,
making it more effective.
[07:48] Neko
Then there's the magnesium and...
[07:52] Neko
I-I'm terribly sorry! I've been presumptuous.
[08:00] Masamune
I can't say that I'm very fond
of turning to medicines first.
[08:04] Masamune
Exercise and diet are more important.
[08:06] Masamune
I think it's fine to use medicines
as an aid after that, but...
[08:10] Neko
Of course, I do believe that's ideal.
[08:15] Masamune
She's pretty cute when she's
pouting like that, too.
[08:20] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you something?
[08:22] Neko
Yes?
[08:25] Masamune
What do you like about me?
[08:30] Masamune
I'm definitely a guy who can
turn even a stumble into profit!
[08:34] Masamune
This is the super difficult question Adagaki
Aki posed to me that I couldn't answer.
[08:39] (Flashback) Aki
What is there to like about me?
[08:42] Masamune
I'll immediately shoot down any superficial
answers like "your face" or "everything!"
[08:46] Masamune
And of course, since you don't know me,
[08:50] Masamune
you can't give a real answer
about my character.
[08:53] Masamune
It's the best question to ask, since either
answer allows me to easily shoot her down!
[08:57] Masamune
So, how are you going to answer?
[09:02] Neko
I like how you're so modest that you
don't even realize your own charms.
[09:10] Masamune
White...
[09:13] Masamune
Whitening!
[09:25] Masamune
I-I see.
[09:28] Neko
You should be a little more confident,
[09:33] Neko
because you're a very lovely
person, Masamune-sama.
[09:45] Masamune
That woman is a tougher than I thought.
[09:49] Masamune
I get it! I think what I'm lacking is the
ability to be unreasonably audacious.
[09:57] Masamune
Oh, my pants are almost dry.
[10:05] Yoshino
That commando girl is definitely dangerous.
I need to cut her down from the roots.
[10:23] Yoshino
Where is she going off to on her own?
[10:26] Yoshino
This is...
[10:29] Yoshino
What's that woman thinking?
[10:42] Shidou
Did you need something from Neko-sama?
[10:48] Yoshino
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:51] Neko
Shidou. She's an acquaintance of mine.
[10:55] Neko
Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[10:59] Neko
You work as Adagaki-sama's
attendant, don't you?
[11:07] Yoshino
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know.
[11:11] Neko
You can stop with the charade.
[11:15] Neko
I know it's your job, but it must be difficult.
[11:20] Yoshino
Why are you so concerned
with Makabe Masamune?
[11:23] Neko
Because he saved me in the past.
[11:26] Yoshino
You're lying. I heard
everything from Pig's Foot.
[11:36] Kinue
May I help you two?
[11:40] Masamune
The way I'm so modest that I don't
even realize my own charms, huh...
[11:44] Masamune
I'll use that line the next
time I see Adagaki Aki.
[11:47] Masamune
But if I keep admiring her like this,
I'm going to keep falling for her.
[11:54] Masamune
I'm home.
[11:54] Kinue
Right. First, pick up the shrimp...
[11:56] Neko
Like this?
[11:56] Masamune
What's all the ruckus?
[11:57] Neko
Yes, that's right!
[11:58] Kinue
Yes, keep that up.
[12:00] Kinue
Very good! Next, we have the eggs.
[12:05] Kinue
Oh, Maa-kun. Welcome home.
[12:09] Neko
Welcome home, Masamune-sama.
[12:13] Masamune
What the hell are you two doing here?!
[12:15] Neko
I tried making fried shrimp
for the first time in my life.
[12:18] Neko
I hope it's to your liking.
[12:23] Masamune
O-Oh... I get it.
[12:24] Masamune
This isn't my house.
[12:26] Kinue
It's almost ready, so nibble on
some cookies while you wait.
[12:27] Masamune
But the loli hag is here...
[12:30] Masamune
Wait! This is my house!
[12:33] Masamune
M-Master!
[12:40] Yoshino
My hands are all sticky.
[12:42] Masamune
That doesn't matter right now!
What the heck is going on?
[12:48] (Flashback) Kinue
May I help you two?
[12:55] (Flashback) Kinue
Those uniforms! You must
go to Maa-kun's school.
[12:58] (Flashback) Kinue
Were you looking for Maa-kun?
Are you Maa-kun's fans?
[13:02] (Flashback) Kinue
Maa-kun is so popular!
[13:05] (Flashback) Kinue
Maa-kun isn't home yet. Come on in.
[13:08] (Flashback) Kinue
I was planning to make fried shrimp tonight.
[13:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
Er, no, I'm okay.
[13:12] (Flashback) Kinue
E-B-I! Otherwise known as shrimp!
[13:14] (Flashback) Yoshino
Shrimp!
[13:15] (Flashback) Kinue
You, too! Repeat after me!
[13:19] (Flashback) Shidou
No, I'm afraid I have work to do.
[13:22] Masamune
I-I'm so sorry that my
mom can't take a hint.
[13:25] Yoshino
It was super awkward.
[13:27] Masamune
Anyway, I need you guys to leave,
[13:31] Masamune
before you see anything dangerous.
[13:37] Masamune
Was there anything else?
[13:39] Yoshino
By "dangerous," do you mean everything here?
[13:43] Masamune
Huh? What do you mean?
[13:45] Yoshino
This room that makes it
obvious that you have
[13:47] Yoshino
nothing but weight training on your mind.
[13:49] Masamune
S-Stop looking around so much!
[13:51] Masamune
And call it the "gym machine of perfection"!
[13:54] Masamune
Listen up. You can't lose a single day
on the road to becoming a hot guy.
[13:57] Masamune
If you let the smallest fat go, it'll
become an even bigger visceral fat.
[14:01] Masamune
A single drop of oil is the
beginning of a huge fatty.
[14:04] Neko
My, what a lovely room.
[14:10] Neko
This is all rather ideal for rehabilitation.
[14:18] Neko
Masamune-sama?
[14:22] Neko
It's embarrassing to do that here.
[14:25] Masamune
I won't be fooled, no matter
what weird things you say!
[14:29] Masamune
Did you need something?
[14:32] Neko
Oh, yes. The shrimp is ready.
Chinatsu-sama also just came home,
[14:37] Neko
so Kinue-sama is waiting for you.
SIGN High in Calories
SIGN High in Calories
SIGN High in Calories
[14:45] Masamune
Such high calories again...
[14:47] Chinatsu
Man, I was so surprised.
[14:49] Chinatsu
I can't believe you actually have friends
willing to come over, Onii-chan.
[14:53] Neko
Oh, why is that?
[14:56] Neko
Masamune-sama is quite popular.
[14:59] Chinatsu
Well, Onii-chan's scared of
people finding out who—
[15:03] Chinatsu
Is this the stupid mouth
that's blabbing too much?!
[15:06] Neko
"Who"? You mean Masamune-sama?
[15:09] Chinatsu
Oh, yeah. I mean, he thinks
he's hot stuff now, but—
[15:13] Masamune
And that's enough idle chatter! Let's eat!
[15:17] Chinatsu
Why are you sitting here? There's no room.
[15:20] Kinue
Did everyone take a seat?
[15:22] Kinue
All right, let's eat.
[15:27] Masamune
This breading is pretty much all fat.
[15:39] Kinue
Jeez!
[15:40] Kinue
Maa-kun, Neko-chan! Don't do that!
[15:42] Kinue
You're supposed to enjoy your meals!
[15:45] Both
Enjoy?
[15:47] Masamune
But calories are a problem.
[15:48] Neko
Nutrients are important.
[15:53] Chinatsu
You two are so much alike.
[15:57] Masamune
Hey, I'm not gonna let that slide!
[15:59] Chinatsu
Why?
[16:01] Masamune
"Why," nothing! How are we alike at all?
[16:02] Kinue
Yoshino-chan, there's more if you'd like.
[16:04] Yoshino
Okay.
[16:05] Chinatsu
Hey, let's set off some fireworks after we eat.
[16:08] Masamune
Hey! Stop deciding for everyone else!
[16:10] Masamune
They're both really busy, you know.
[16:12] Neko
My! Fireworks! How lovely. I would love to!
[16:16] Chinatsu
What about you, Yoshino-san?
[16:18] Yoshino
Okay.
[16:19] Chinatsu
Yay!
[16:20] Masamune
This little...
[16:25] Chinatsu
It's fireworks time!
[16:28] Masamune
Did you really have to
change into a yukata?
[16:37] Chinatsu
Fireworks!
[16:39] Masamune
You're gonna bother the neighbors.
[16:41] Chinatsu
Fujinomiya-san, hurry! Come here!
[16:44] Masamune
Well, good job taking her out
to the yard, my little sister.
[16:49] Masamune
It's safer than me being inside
this house with that woman.
[16:54] Yoshino
Your little sister is pretty
different from you.
[17:01] Masamune
She's way too hyper.
[17:04] Masamune
Sorry to make you go through with all this.
[17:07] Yoshino
It's fine. I'm just not very fond of fireworks.
[17:10] Masamune
Huh? Why not?
[17:12] Yoshino
A long time ago,
[17:13] Yoshino
Aki-sama thought up an experiment
[17:13] (Flashback) Aki
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one...
[17:16] Yoshino
to find out how many rocket fireworks it
would take to fly someone to the moon,
[17:20] Yoshino
and I was the guinea pig...
[17:23] Yoshino
My vision went white and
I couldn't hear anymore.
[17:27] Masamune
Enough! That's enough, Master!
[17:28] Masamune
You don't have to say it!
[17:30] Masamune
How sadistic can that Cruel Princess be?!
[17:35] Yoshino
These snake fireworks are so calming.
[17:37] Masamune
I think I'll just leave her be.
[17:41] Neko
Chinatsu-sama, your obi is loose.
[17:44] Chinatsu
Huh?
[17:47] Chinatsu
Th-Thanks.
[17:51] Masamune
What are you all red for?
[17:56] Masamune
A Chinese peony when she stands,
and a tree peony when she sits, was it?
[18:05] Chinatsu
Thanks.
[18:08] Neko
Chinatsu-sama is very cute.
[18:12] Masamune
Is she? I don't think so.
[18:15] Neko
I've never experienced
such a delightful time.
[18:18] Neko
I'm not sure how I should be reacting.
[18:22] Masamune
Everyone's set off fireworks before.
[18:28] Neko
It's so beautiful.
[18:32] Kinue
Everyone, I sliced some watermelon.
[18:34] Masamune
More food?!
[18:36] Chinatsu
Watermelon!
[18:38] Chinatsu
Fujinomiya-san, Koiwai-san,
let's have a contest!
[18:41] Neko
A contest?
[18:42] Yoshino
For what?
[18:43] Chinatsu
To see who can spit the
seeds the farthest, duh!
[18:45] Kinue
I'm not going to lose.
[18:47] Masamune
Are they all grade-schoolers?
[19:00] Masamune
If you weren't such a liar,
[19:04] Masamune
we might have been able to have
a different kind of relationship.
[19:16] Masamune
If I didn't have this vendetta
against Adagaki Aki,
[19:20] Masamune
would I have felt something else?
[19:29] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san, are you done changing?
[19:32] Masamune
Your ride is here.
[19:33] Neko
I'll be right there.
[19:46] Masamune
She's finally going home.
That was so nerve-wracking.
[19:49] Neko
Masamune-sama.
[19:51] Neko
Won't you see me to my house?
[19:54] Masamune
Oh, come on. You have
someone waiting for you.
[20:00] Neko
Today was such a fun day.
I regret that it's over.
[20:04] Masamune
Well, that's nice.
[20:06] Masamune
Please never come over again.
[20:08] Neko
Farewell.
[20:14] Masamune
What about you, Master?
Want me to walk you home?
[20:18] Yoshino
I live at Aki-sama's place.
[20:20] Masamune
R-Right...
[20:22] Masamune
I don't want her getting the wrong idea again.
[20:26] Masmune
Then I'll just walk you to a main
road where you can get a taxi.
[20:33] Yoshino
Pig's Foot.
[20:38] Yoshino
Don't get caught up in her pace.
[20:41] Masamune
Wh-What are you talking about?
That's not happening.
[20:44] Yoshino
No matter what.
[20:47] Chinatsu
Man, that was so much fun!
[20:49] Chinatsu
I feel a little relieved now. I thought
Onii-chan would be alone forever.
[20:54] Kinue
Yeah.
[20:57] Kinue
To think we'd meet again here...
[21:00] Kinue
Fujinomiya-san.
[21:03] Shidou
I'm very sorry that I could
not accompany you, milady.
[21:07] Neko
It's quite all right. I was
able to produce some results.
[21:12] Neko
We're alike...
[21:15] Neko
She might be right.
[22:53] Masamune
It's the way you're so modest that you
don't even realize your own charms.
[23:01] Masamune
Huh?
[23:03] Masamune
I just told you how I feel.
[23:07] Aki
Did you think saying that would
stir the slightest feelings in me?
[23:11] Aki
Such a cheap line. I'm not
you, for crying out loud.
[23:16] Aki
Just so you know, I know exactly
what my potential is.
[23:20] Aki
And in your case, it's not that
you're too modest to realize it.
[23:25] Aki
It's just that you're a moron.
[23:32] Masamune
Master...
[23:36] Yoshino
You just stole her line? Are you stupid?
E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident
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[00:01] Masamune
All right!
[00:07] Kojuurou
We're all done, Makabe-kun!
[00:09] Masamune
Did you survive somehow, Kojuurou?
[00:11] Kojuurou
Yeah! It's finally summer vacation!
[00:14] ---
Do you have any plans?
[00:15] Masamune
Me? I'm...
[00:21] Aki
Hey, Makabe!
[00:23] Masamune
Here it comes!
SIGN Super
SIGN Exciting
SIGN Marine Beach
SIGN Okinawa
[00:26] Aki
What in the world are you thinking?
[00:27] Aki
Don't use my desk as your personal trash can.
[00:30] Masamune
I'm surprised you figured out it was me.
[00:32] Aki
Anyone would know, considering
you wrote something like this.
SIGN Please Contact Your M
[00:35] Masamune
Yes... Summer vacation,
when we'll have no classes.
[00:38] Masamune
I can't worry about logic when we
won't have classes for forty days.
[00:44] Masamune
I'm going to go with the power play.
[00:47] Masamune
It's what I learned from Fujinomiya Neko.
[00:50] Aki
Too bad for you...
[00:53] Aki
I already have plans to spend
my summer at our island villa.
[00:59] Aki
Shuri-kun...
[01:01] Aki
You're invited.
[01:06] Masamune
What?!
[01:09] Kojuurou
M-Me?
[01:11] Aki
Aren't you excited, Shuri-kun?
[01:13] Masamune
She's doing this to spite me.
To spite me personally!
[01:17] Kojuurou
I-I...
[01:19] Kojuurou
I don't wanna go unless Makabe-kun's with me!
[01:22] Masamune
Nice, Kojuurou.
[01:24] Masamune
That's right, Adagaki-san.
[01:26] Masamune
Kojuurou-kyun and I are one and the same.
[01:29] Masamune
If you're taking Kojuurou,
you can expect me there, as well.
[01:33] Aki
Wha—
[01:35] Neko
If Masamune-sama is going,
I will also accompany him.
[01:38] Tae
What? That sounds so nice! The beach?
[01:42] Tae
I want to swim until I puke!
[01:44] Tae
I'm so jealous!
[01:46] Masamune
Now, what will you do, Adagaki-san?
[01:49] Masamune
Will you take care of all of us,
[01:51] Masamune
or spend your time on a
private beach all alone?
[01:55] Masamune
Those are your choices.
[02:00] Aki
All...
[02:01] Aki
All right, fine!
[02:06] Masamune
And so,
[02:09] Masamune
we're heading toward an isolated
island called Tsunade Island.
SIGN #7 "The Tsunade Island Incident"
[03:44] Masamune
Yes!
[03:45] Masamune
Time to raise the sails!
[03:47] Yoshino
Pig's Foot.
[03:50] Masamune
Where's the Cruel Princess?
[03:51] Yoshino
She's still eating.
[03:54] Yoshino
Putting Aki-sama aside,
[03:57] Yoshino
I've been researching Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:01] Yoshino
I can't find a weakness.
[04:02] Yoshino
I can't figure out why
she's so obsessed with you.
[04:07] Masamune
So logically...
[04:09] Neko
There's a boat over there, too.
[04:13] Masamune
Well, don't worry, Master.
[04:15] ---
No matter what happens, my only goal
is to get revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[04:21] Masamune
A Fujinomiya Neko or two coming at
me with all she's got is no problem.
[04:26] Yoshino
This is not the time to sound so carefree.
[04:28] Masamune
Wait, is she angry at me?
[04:33] Yoshino
Pig's Foot...
[04:34] Yoshino
If you don't do something
about Aki-sama on this trip,
[04:38] Yoshino
I will tell Aki-sama
[04:40] Yoshino
everything that's happened thus far.
[04:51] Yuisaki
Wait, what?
[04:52] Yuisaki
What do you mean, I wasn't anything serious?
[04:55] Yuisaki
Are you saying that didn't mean we
were going out? And that's why...
[04:58] Yuisaki
Hey, wait! Hear me out, Kenji! Ken—
[05:08] Yuisaki
Ugh! That selfish bastard!
[05:11] ---
What is it? What's wrong with me?
[05:13] Yuisaki
That I have a face of a mistress?
That I'm a different woman when drunk?
[05:15] Yuisaki
That I sing death metal at karaoke?!
[05:17] Maid
Yuisaki-san, the young lady has arrived.
[05:22] Yuisaki
Right. I'll be right there.
[05:31] Tae
So gorgeous!
[05:32] Kojuurou
This is what a villa looks like?
[05:34] Tae
To be able to stay somewhere
like this is amazing!
[05:37] Masamune
True, it's much fancier than I—
[05:40] ---
No, no. There's no time to be in awe.
[05:44] Masamune
Is she serious about telling her everything?
[05:46] Masamune
That's so not fair.
[05:50] Aki
Yuisaki-san should have arrived before us.
[05:53] Tae
Yuisaki-san?
[05:55] Aki
My father's secretary.
[05:56] Aki
Since Yoshino's father was busy,
she came along as a chaperone.
[06:02] Yuisaki
Watching over the young lady of the
house is part of the secretary's job.
[06:05] Yuisaki
My sweet, adorable Aki-sama...
[06:08] Yuisaki
You're the only one who
can comfort me right now.
[06:13] Yuisaki
Open the doors.
[06:17] Yuisaki
You've had a long journey.
[06:19] Yuisaki
We've been waiting for you, Aki-sama.
[06:22] Kojuurou
Wow, she's really pretty!
[06:24] Tae
She looks like an actress!
[06:25] Aki
We'll be in your care, Yuisaki-san.
[06:28] Yuisaki
It's no trouble at all.
[06:31] Yuisaki
I heard that you were
bringing a lot of friends...
[06:35] Yuisaki
And a boy, too?!
[06:37] Yuisaki
M-Milady, what's the meaning of this?
[06:40] Kojuurou
I'm a boy, too.
[06:44] (Flashback) Yoshino
I will tell Aki-sama everything.
[06:46] Masamune
I can't be worried about
appearances any longer.
[06:49] Masamune
If I don't make Adagaki
fall for me here, I'll...
[06:50] Aki
W-Well, um...
[06:55] Masamune
She's a Cruel Princess who
bears her fangs at men,
[06:57] Yuisaki
Who is that, milady?
[06:57] ---
but she likes to look good
in front of other women.
[07:00] Aki
Well, um, uh...
[07:02] Masamune
This is a super risky move,
but I have to go out on a limb here.
[07:06] Masamune
Yes!
[07:07] Masamune
I am dating Adagaki-san!
[07:13] Masamune
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[07:18] Masamune
That hurt!
[07:20] Aki
You're the one saying things
that prove your brain's fried!
[07:23] Masamune
So what?! It's not that big a deal!
[07:24] Aki
Yes, it is! It's a huge deal!
[07:27] Yuisaki
Of course...
[07:30] Yuisaki
If you were still going on
about how much you hate men,
[07:33] Yuisaki
I would have been worried.
[07:36] Aki
Y-You think so?
[07:39] Yuisaki
Of course! It's one thing if you're
still in grade school or middle school,
[07:42] Yuisaki
but if you were still saying
you hated men in high school,
[07:46] Yuisaki
if you'll pardon my saying so,
it'd just be embarrassing.
[07:49] Yuisaki
But I'm relieved.
[07:51] ---
You have such a lovely boyfriend.
[07:54] Yuisaki
Goodness, you should have told me!
[07:57] Aki
R-Right...
[07:59] Yuisaki
This should help with the lack of
development in your breasts, as well.
[08:05] Aki
I... I just thought it wasn't
anything worth mentioning!
[08:10] Yuisaki
Oh, come now. It's hard to find
a boyfriend this handsome.
[08:14] Aki
He's nothing special!
[08:16] Aki
Come on, Makabe!
[08:17] Masamune
Huh?
[08:18] Aki
You wanted to go swimming, didn't you?
[08:22] Yuisaki
That brat...
[08:25] Masamune
Thank goodness you're so
concerned about appearances.
[08:28] Aki
And whose fault do you think this is?!
[08:31] Masamune
You chose this yourself, Adagaki-san.
[08:36] Masamune
Even though Adagaki Aki's the Cruel Princess
who gives guys horrible nicknames,
[08:41] Masamune
she chooses to maintain appearances
in front of other girls.
[08:46] Masamune
That was a really risky wager,
[08:48] ---
but I read the situation correctly.
[08:51] Masamune
Thank goodness the hot secretary
lady wasn't harsh, either.
[08:54] Aki
Well, if you hadn't said something so crazy...
[08:57] Masamune
Ah, Yuisaki-san.
[09:08] Aki
Listen well, Makabe. This is just
for while we're on this island.
[09:11] Masamune
Huh?
[09:12] Aki
This is just an act,
[09:13] ---
and you know what'll happen
if you take it too far!
[09:16] Masamune
Okay, got it! No problem.
[09:21] Masamune
Of course, I'm not going to
let it end as just an act.
[09:27] Masamune
Behold! My perfect body
glimmering in the sunlight!
[09:33] Tae
It's the ocean!
[09:34] Tae
Charge!
[09:36] Masamune
Huh?
[09:38] Tae
This feels so good!
[09:38] Kojuurou
She's so energetic.
[09:40] Tae
The water's amazing! Come on, everyone!
[09:40] Neko
She might have been a dolphin or
a female diver in her past life.
[09:44] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun, you look as cool as ever.
[09:47] Masamune
I'm happy for you, Kojuurou.
[09:50] Masamune
You didn't have to wear one of the
swimsuits the class rep picked out.
[09:50] (Flashback) Kojuurou
No!
[09:53] Kojuurou
Of course not! I'm a boy!
[09:55] ---
Of course I'm going to wear a boy's!
[09:58] Masamune
So why are you wearing a T-shirt?
[10:00] Kojuurou
It's so I don't get sunburned.
[10:02] ---
Isn't it cool? Rawr!
[10:04] Masamune
Oh, I see...
[10:06] Neko
You can never be too careful.
[10:09] Neko
UV rays are an enemy to your skin.
[10:13] Neko
Oh, yes, Masamune-sama...
[10:16] Neko
Would you mind going over there
[10:18] Neko
and helping me reapply my sunblock?
[10:22] Masamune
E-Eek! A girl's body!
[10:24] Masamune
No, wait! If that Yuisaki-san
happens to see this,
[10:29] Masamune
the chance I finally earned
from the "we're dating" plan
[10:33] ---
will go to waste!
[10:34] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san, I, um... Uh...
[10:42] Neko
Oh, my.
[10:44] Aki
Why don't you go pull your
cheap tricks somewhere else?
[10:47] Aki
You heard Makabe. He's dating me.
[10:51] ---
Stop trying to interfere.
[10:53] Masamune
Wh-Whoa! To think she'd be
the one to jump on this...
[10:59] Neko
You don't seem nearly as upset
as I'd expect, Aki-sama.
[11:02] Aki
I'm saying this for your sake.
[11:05] Aki
I'm sorry to drag you into this,
[11:07] ---
but if Yuisaki-san saw this,
she'd get the wrong idea.
[11:10] Aki
Makabe would be the indecisive playboy,
[11:13] ---
and you'd be the one getting played.
[11:15] Aki
I'm sure that wouldn't look good
for the Fujinomiya family, either.
[11:21] Neko
Very well.
[11:23] Neko
I will withdraw for the time being,
since you're being so calm about this.
[11:28] Aki
I'm glad you comprehend things so quickly.
[11:33] Masamune
Huh? Where are we going?
[11:36] Aki
Somewhere quiet. Come with me.
[11:39] Aki
You're my boyfriend, aren't you?
[11:42] Masamune
H-Hey, hey... Where is this going?
[11:56] Masamune
We're completely alone now.
[12:03] Aki
Makabe...
[12:07] Aki
Bring me some carbs.
It doesn't matter what kind.
[12:12] Masamune
What?!
[12:13] Aki
Brr, it's freezing.
[12:15] ---
Go on, hurry it up.
[12:17] Aki
If you ask Yuisaki-san,
she'll prepare something for you.
[12:20] Masamune
U-Um...
[12:21] Aki
What?
[12:22] Masamune
Wh-What happened to acting like we're dating?
[12:24] Aki
No one will see us here.
[12:28] Aki
There's not a single micron's worth
of a point to continue this act
[12:31] ---
where no one can see us.
[12:33] Aki
Are you stupid?
[12:34] Masamune
You damn bitch...
[12:39] Aki
Well, if you want to continue, that's fine,
[12:42] ---
but I still want the same thing.
[12:45] Aki
Hurry and bring me my meal.
[12:48] Aki
Do your best, darling.
[12:51] Masamune
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Please be patient, honey.
[12:55] Aki
If you walk, I'm divorcing you.
[12:59] Masamune
Damn it all...
[13:00] Masamune
Whether she's in the gym storage room or
at the beach, that sadist never changes.
[13:04] Masamune
Anyway, I can't let things go on like this.
[13:06] ---
I need something that'll push
this one step further.
[13:11] Masamune
Um, excuse me.
[13:13] Yuisaki
Oh, Makabe-kun.
[13:16] Yuisaki
I see that Aki-sama hasn't changed.
[13:18] Masamune
I'm very sorry about that.
[13:20] Yuisaki
You must be a very kind boyfriend,
to do this for your girlfriend.
[13:26] Masamune
No, this much is normal.
[13:30] Masamune
Um, may I ask you a question?
[13:33] Yuisaki
Yes?
[13:34] Masamune
Are there any fun locations on this island?
[13:37] Yuisaki
Well... There's a club, a live music venue,
[13:42] ---
and since you're a guy, there's a cabaret club.
[13:44] Masamune
Er, I mean something that high-schoolers
on summer break can enjoy.
[13:48] Yuisaki
Oh, I see.
[13:50] Yuisaki
Well...
[13:52] Yuisaki
How about a test of courage?
[13:56] Masamune
A test of courage?
[13:58] Masamune
Adagaki Aki...
[13:59] Masamune
If I recall correctly, she doesn't
handle scary things well.
[14:02] Masamune
If I come to save her after her knees
give out and she's unable to move...
[14:07] Yuisaki
I guess that might be too childish.
[14:09] Masamune
No, that's great!
[14:11] Masamune
Everyone likes those!
Is there a particular place?
[14:15] Yuisaki
Yes. There's a perfect spot.
[14:19] Masamune
Thank you.
[14:21] Yuisaki
I won't tell you to blow up, you normie.
[14:24] ---
You're free to love who you want, after all.
[14:27] Yuisaki
But, but...
[14:29] Yuisaki
But, but...
[14:31] Yuisaki
It's a hundred years too early
for a little brat like you!
[14:35] Yuisaki
I'm going to send you straight to Hell!
[14:42] Yuisaki
It was the year that I was hired as
the secretary for the Adagaki family.
[14:46] (Flashback) Yuisaki
Yeah, we met at the concert, remember?
[14:50] (Flashback) Yuisaki
Huh? What do you mean you
were just playing around?!
[14:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
What are you talking about?!
[14:54] Yuisaki
Wait, Midori! You're at work!
[14:58] Yuisaki
Crap, someone's here?
[15:08] (Flashback) Yuisaki
M-Milady? Why are you crying?
[15:12] (Flashback) Yuisaki
Oh, where's that rather round
boy you were playing with?
[15:18] (Flashback) Aki
He's gone!
[15:22] (Flashback) Aki
He's gone already.
[15:27] (Flashback) Aki
I don't need anyone like him!
[15:31] Yuisaki
So she chose pride over being coddled.
[15:34] ---
What a cute little girl.
[15:37] Yuisaki
Ever since then,
[15:39] ---
the little lady was supposed to continue
her destructive path of hating men.
[15:39] (Flashback) guyABC
Adagaki-san!
[15:40] (Flashback) guyA
Please...
[15:41] (Flashback) guyB
Please...
[15:42] (Flashback) guyC
Go out with me!
[15:47] Yuisaki
Nice! Despite her elegant face,
[15:50] ---
she's a hellish princess who
tramples over the males.
[15:52] Yuisaki
Gives me the chills!
[15:54] Yuisaki
She could probably turn completely dark,
[15:56] ---
take her negative, man-hating aura,
and conquer the world with it.
[16:01] Yuisaki
And yet...
[16:03] Yuisaki
Where the hell did he come from?
[16:05] Yuisaki
That little pissant with
such a refreshing face?
[16:19] Tae
Well, this definitely has me
trembling with excitement.
[16:23] Aki
Why do you seem so happy?
[16:26] Tae
Did you say something?
[16:28] Aki
I said good for you.
[16:30] Tae
Yeah, really!
[16:33] Masamune
Now!
[16:35] Masamune
Let's decide what order we're going in.
[16:38] Masamune
Who's first?
[16:41] Masamune
Second?
[16:41] Kojuurou
I-It's me.
[16:43] Masamune
Third?
[16:44] Tae
Me!
[16:44] Masamune
Fourth?
[16:47] Masamune
And I'm fifth.
[16:48] Neko
It appears that I'm sixth and last.
[16:52] Masamune
All right, let's get things rolling. Koiwai-san!
[16:55] Tae
Good luck!
[16:57] Masamune
You gave me a great suggestion, Yuisaki-san.
[17:01] Masamune
This is the absolutely perfect stage.
[17:03] Tae
I'm next!
[17:05] Masamune
Allow me to explain. The starting
order was definitely rigged.
[17:09] Masamune
And once the Cruel Princess
is too scared to move,
[17:12] Masamune
I will come swooping in to
save her from her distress.
[17:19] (Flashback) Masamune
Let's go to the exit together, Adagaki-san.
[17:23] (Flashback) Aki
M-Makabe... You'll forgive me?
[17:28] (Flashback) Masamune
Well, I am your boyfriend.
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
I know it's a bit late, but...
[17:34] (Flashback) Aki
No, not just now... Be my boyfriend forever.
[17:38] (Flashback) Aki
You're so reliable, darling.
[17:40] Masamune
Awesome, awesome. Nice!
[17:41] Aki
Huh? It went out?! It won't turn on!
[17:44] Aki
What is this? Why isn't it working?
[17:44] Masamune
Are you prepared to be scared
out of your wits, Adagaki Aki?
[17:53] Tae
Is it this way?
[17:54] Yuisaki
You're none of my concern, brat.
[17:56] Tae
I'll go this way.
[17:59] Yuisaki
My only target is Makabe Masamune!
[18:02] Yuisaki
I'm going to turn that hottie mask
of yours into a frightened mess!
[18:06] Yuisaki
Even Aki-sama will be able
to get out of this dungeon.
[18:08] Yuisaki
And you, her boyfriend, will be so
frightened that your knees give out.
[18:11] Yuisaki
There is nothing more embarrassing!
The love between you will disappear!
[18:14] Yuiski
Nothing will bring me more joy!
[18:17] Yuisaki
Is Aki-sama next? Fear not.
[18:36] Yuisaki
No!
[18:43] Aki
Seriously, what's wrong with this thing?
[18:51] Both
No!
[18:53] Masamune
Here it comes!
[18:56] Masamune
Are you all right, Adagaki-san?
[18:58] ---
Huh?!
[19:02] Masamune
Who the hell are you?
[19:05] Yuisaki
Everyone, run!
[19:07] Masamune
Yuisaki-san?
[19:11] Yuisaki
No!
[19:19] Yuisaki
This is a dream... This is a dream...
This is a dream... This is a dream!
[19:21] Yuisaki
An incident where everyone gets murdered
on a desert island! A lustful serial killer!
[19:24] Yuisaki
The names of the dead
include Yuisaki Midori!
[19:27] Yuisaki
No! I don't want everyone
to find out how old I am!
[19:33] Neko
Yuisaki-sama? What are you doing here?
[19:38] Neko
Oh, dear...
[19:40] Neko
It appears as though it's going to rain.
[19:42] Yuisaki
N-No!
[19:46] Yuisaki
This is a nightmare!
[19:56] Masamune
Oh, are you awake?
[20:00] Masamune
You shouldn't move.
[20:02] ---
You hit your head, so you should stay still.
[20:06] Yuisaki
I'm so sorry, I...
[20:10] Masamune
You really startled me.
[20:12] ---
I asked Koiwai-san to help
me scare people a bit,
[20:16] Masamune
but I didn't think you were going
to participate too, Yuisaki-san.
[20:21] Yuisaki
So that's how it is.
[20:23] Masamune
But you must be a very
reliable person, Yuisaki-san.
[20:28] ---
I need to take after you.
[20:31] Yuisaki
That's not true.
[20:33] ---
You seem to be a boyfriend
who cares for his girlfriend.
[20:35] Masamune
That's not true.
[20:37] Yuisaki
Huh?
[20:38] Masamune
Actually, it's a lie that
I'm going out with Adagaki-san.
[20:42] Masamune
I came up with this test of courage
because I wanted to show off to her.
[20:47] Masamune
And I ended up getting you
involved, too, so I'm sorry.
[20:51] Yuisaki
He's a good kid.
[20:53] ---
And yet I went this far
because I was so prejudiced.
[21:00] Aki
You're late, Makabe!
[21:02] Aki
If you drop Yuisaki-san,
I'll never forgive you!
[21:05] Yuisaki
Milady...
[21:08] Aki
B-But I'll say thank you, at least.
[21:13] Masamune
Yuisaki-san, please don't tell
Adagaki-san what I said...
[21:18] Yuisaki
What are you talking about?
[21:19] Masamune
Huh?
[21:20] Yuisaki
I didn't hear anything.
[21:27] Masamune
I ended up not getting any results.
[21:31] Yoshino
Pig's Foot.
[21:32] Masamune
Yes, I'm sorry!
[21:34] Yoshino
You don't have to be so on edge.
[21:37] Masamune
Huh?
[21:38] Yoshino
I'm telling you that your plan wasn't so bad.
[21:42] Yoshino
Aki-sama cares about appearances,
[21:45] ---
but she refuses to do things
she truly doesn't like.
[21:48] Yoshino
Doing that in front of Commando
was probably a good thing.
[21:54] Yoshino
So I won't tell Aki-sama.
[21:56] Masamune
I-I see.
[21:58] Yoshino
Don't let your guard down, Pig's Foot.
[22:01] Yoshino
I have no intention of helping out
a Pig's Foot who's not motivated.
[22:05] Masamune
M-Master!
E8 - It's Not You
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SIGN #8 "It's Not You"
[01:30] Masamune
95, 96, 97...
[01:35] Masamune
98, 99, 100.
[01:47] Masamune
All right. Every fiber of muscle,
from my transverse abdominal muscles
[01:51] ---
to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free.
[01:55] Masamune
That must be Master.
[02:00] Masamune
Wh-Wh-What's going on?
SIGN Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:02] Masamune
Adagaki... That Adagaki Aki is calling me?
[02:06] Masamune
I never even fathomed that
something like this would happen.
[02:10] Masamune
Talk about a bolt from the blue!
[02:11] Masamune
Like pulling a muscle right
at the starting line!
[02:14] Masamune
Should I at least answer it?
[02:16] Masamune
Wait, but this might be some kind of trap.
[02:19] Masamune
A way to build me up,
only to push me down into Hell!
SIGN Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:26] Masamune
I'm just going to go for it!
[02:29] Masamune
Hello?
[02:30] Aki
Answer faster!
[02:34] Yoshino
Luggage from the island trip?
[02:36] Masamune
Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags.
[02:41] Masamune
And she wants to give it
to me in person tomorrow.
[02:45] Masamune
Surprising, isn't it?
[02:47] ---
That Adagaki would say something like that.
[02:50] Masamune
Just like you said, maybe the
plan on the island went well.
[02:54] Yoshino
Pig's Foot, you should think
about this more carefully.
[02:57] Masamune
Huh?
[02:58] Yoshino
This is definitely a huge step,
[03:00] Yoshino
but if you make even one mistake,
we don't know what will happen.
[03:07] Masamune
Man... Master could have
been a bit happier for me.
[03:15] Masamune
Well, I guess I'll do my homework.
[03:22] Masamune
Huh?
[03:24] Masamune
What? Huh?
[03:26] ---
What's going on?!
[03:28] Masamune
The picture's gone!
[03:35] Masamune
Back then...
[03:45] Masamune
That woman...
[03:49] Masamune
Hey, thanks.
[03:52] Aki
How careless can you be,
to leave your things at my villa?
[03:56] Masamune
R-Right... I'm glad you came
to return it to me in person.
[04:00] Aki
I would've preferred to send it
to you. But Yuisaki-san said...
[04:04] Masamune
Huh?
[04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki
What? You're going out, but you're
going to have it delivered to him?
[04:09] Aki
She started making strange inquiries.
[04:12] Masamune
Props to the hot secretary!
[04:13] Aki
What?
[04:14] Masamune
Oh, no, it's nothing.
[04:18] Aki
Listen well, Makabe.
[04:19] Aki
If you continue to act overly
familiar with me, you'll be sorry.
[04:26] Masamune
That face...
[04:29] Masamune
It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago.
[04:40] Masamune
Come to think of it,
[04:42] ---
the one who stole that picture
was probably Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:45] Masamune
I can only imagine that
she swiped it back then.
[04:49] Masamune
She should be able to tell right away that
the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki.
[04:54] Masamune
She might even be able to tell that the
boy is the Pig's Foot version of me.
[04:57] Aki
By the way, Makabe, have
you heard from Futaba-san?
[05:01] Aki
She asked if we'd all like to
go to the pool tomorrow.
[05:05] Aki
We just got back from the villa.
[05:08] ---
I think it's way too soon.
[05:11] Masamune
Yeah...
[05:13] Masamune
I don't get it.
[05:14] Masamune
Why would she just take
it and not say anything?
[05:18] Masamune
You'd think anyone would have
some questions about it.
[05:21] Aki
Makabe.
[05:22] Masamune
Doesn't it bug her?
[05:23] Aki
Makabe, are you listening?
[05:25] Masamune
Why would she even take it, then?
[05:27] Aki
Makabe!
[05:35] Masamune
Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san?
[05:38] Aki
If it's such a bother to talk to me,
[05:40] ---
I'd be more than happy
to leave, as you wish.
[05:43] Masamune
No, I'm sorry, I...
[05:45] Aki
Good day!
[05:49] Clerk
Thank you very much.
[05:52] Girl
Mommy, did that guy just get dumped?
[05:56] Mom
Shh!
[06:04] Masamune
After all she just ate... That little...
[06:09] Masamune
What am I doing?
[06:11] ---
This is exactly what
Master was talking about.
[06:20] Masamune
Leaving things how they are right
now is probably not a good idea.
SIGN Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko
[06:39] Masamune
Hello?
[06:40] Neko
Oh, is this Masamune-sama?
[06:43] Neko
This is Neko. Do you have a moment?
[06:47] Masamune
Y-Yeah. What's up?
[06:49] Neko
Yes, well, Futaba-san had
invited me to go to the pool,
[06:54] ---
but I was wondering if you were
going as well, Masamune-sama.
[06:57] Masamune
I see.
[06:58] ---
U-Um...
[07:01] Masamune
Actually, what are you doing right now?
[07:05] Neko
Right now, I'm currently alone in my room.
[07:09] Masamune
Do you think we could meet up right now?
[07:12] Neko
What?
[07:13] Masamune
No, not in a weird way or anything...
[07:15] Neko
I would be happy to! Then...
[07:31] Neko
Welcome, Masamune-sama.
[07:33] Masamune
Th-Thanks...
[07:35] Neko
Please, come in.
[07:37] ---
I regret that I don't have much to offer.
[07:40] Masamune
My first time being inside a girl's house...
[07:43] ---
No, if I include Adagaki Aki's
house, this would be the second.
[07:47] Masamune
But that doesn't count!
[07:49] Masamune
So this is what they call
going to a girl's place!
[07:52] Neko
Masamune-sama?
[07:55] Masamune
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
[07:57] Masamune
If I want to find out the
truth about the photo,
[07:59] ---
I have to become the moth that
dives directly into the flame!
[08:02] Masamune
Go, Masamune! Be a man!
[08:07] Masamune
Pardon the intrusion.
[08:16] Neko
I'll put on some tea.
[08:22] Masamune
This is quite an apartment.
[08:24] ---
Are you living with your attendant?
[08:26] Neko
Yes. This is a secondary residence that my
father and grandfather use for work.
[08:30] Neko
This was the only place they would allow.
[08:33] Neko
What brought you here so suddenly?
[08:36] Neko
I am very happy to see you, but...
[08:38] Masamune
I forgot to think up a reason.
[08:42] Masamune
Um...
[08:43] ---
Well, I just happened to be in the area...
[08:47] Masamune
That's painful. That excuse
is insanely painful.
[08:52] Neko
My, it must have been fate. How wonderful.
[08:56] Masamune
Is she seriously happy? Seriously?
[09:00] Masamune
Ugh! The more I think about it,
the more I have no idea what's going on!
[09:05] Masamune
Say, Fujinomiya-san,
[09:07] ---
I know this is sudden,
but can I use your bathroom?
[09:10] Neko
Yes. It's at the end of the hall.
[09:13] Masamune
Thanks.
[09:18] Masamune
First, I need to determine
whether the picture is really here.
[09:25] Masamune
I need to find out exactly
who I'm dealing with.
[09:29] Masamune
I feel bad about going in
without permission, but...
[09:35] Masamune
Is this her room?
[09:41] Masamune
I can't be intimidated
by a girl's room forever!
[09:47] Masamune
Ow... What the heck?
SIGN Vitamin
[09:54] Masamune
Yeah, no matter how I look
at it, this is Neko-sama's room.
[10:03] Masamune
It's a lot messier than I expected.
[10:06] Masamune
Romance stuff?
[10:11] Masamune
Is she into S&M?
[10:13] ---
Is she gonna tie me up?!
[10:22] Masamune
And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?
I don't get her at all anymore.
[10:26] Neko
The tea's ready.
[10:36] Neko
Was the bathroom too hard to find?
[10:40] Masamune
N-No, not at all.
[10:44] Neko
Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"!
[10:47] Neko
Isn't it lovely?
[10:49] ---
After I spotted it in your room,
[10:51] ---
I became curious and had
Shidou purchase them.
[10:54] Neko
I've read volume three so many times!
[10:57] Masamune
She just admitted to sneaking into my room.
[11:00] Neko
That scene on the roof was just...
[11:03] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question?
[11:06] Neko
Yes. What is it?
[11:08] Masamune
When you came to my house the other day,
[11:11] ---
did you take a photo from my room?
[11:14] Neko
So you've found me out.
[11:17] Neko
That is unfortunate.
[11:18] Masamune
What were you thinking? Why?
[11:21] Neko
I knew it was wrong...
[11:24] Masamune
Where the hell were you hiding that thing?!
[11:30] Neko
But it was such a cute picture,
I couldn't help myself.
[11:32] Masamune
C-Cute? You mean Adagaki?
[11:36] Neko
You must be joking.
[11:40] Neko
I mean you, Masamune-sama.
[11:49] Masamune
I'm cute?
[11:52] Neko
You were truly adorable. You look
like that fellow, Kintarou-san.
[11:56] Masamune
But I was fat.
[11:58] Neko
And what is wrong with that?
[12:12] Masamune
You actually think that?
[12:16] Masamune
Crap. This isn't good.
[12:19] Masamune
That hit me harder than I thought.
[12:22] Masamune
I might actually cry.
[12:24] Neko
Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama,
[12:28] ---
since you think so highly of her.
[12:58] Masamune
So this is how soft a girl's lips are...
[13:11] Neko
One's appearance is but a
single aspect of that person.
[13:15] Neko
One's health comes first.
[13:20] Masamune
If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble.
[13:24] Neko
She has work at the main house
today and will be away all day.
[13:35] Masamune
None of this matters anymore.
[13:39] Masamune
If being a fatty or a hottie
just makes up a "single aspect,"
[13:43] ---
none of it matters.
[13:45] Masamune
My ambitions and revenge
[13:48] ---
don't matter.
[14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino
I won't fall for you.
[14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino
You're just a Pig's Foot!
[14:24] Neko
Masamune-sama?
[14:27] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san, do you know how
to get home when your shoes
[14:31] ---
aren't in your shoe locker?
[14:33] Neko
Pardon?
[14:34] Masamune
Or have you ever experienced
having your gym clothes stolen?
[14:39] Neko
No, I haven't.
[14:41] ---
Why do you ask?
[14:43] Masamune
I've had both happen to me.
[14:47] Masamune
I'm sure you don't understand,
[14:50] Masamune
but I was fat and had a bad personality,
[14:52] ---
so a lot of people hated me.
[14:56] Masamune
The few that got close to
me only did so because
[14:57] (Flashback) Classmate
Come on.
[15:00] ---
I was rich and they were looking for handouts.
[15:03] Masamune
So I know that you're different
from those guys back then.
[15:10] Masamune
But...
[15:11] Masamune
You don't actually like me, either.
[15:21] Masamune
Being this close, she can't hide
[15:24] ---
the mismatch between her
behavior and her fervor.
[15:28] Masamune
You can call me unfair,
[15:31] Masamune
but I don't want to go any further with
someone who's not actually serious.
[15:38] Masamune
Sorry...
[15:41] Masamune
I'll be taking this back.
[15:49] Neko
You're going to choose Aki-sama.
[15:52] Neko
Is that what you mean?
[15:56] Masamune
That's...
[15:59] ---
That's my...
[16:14] Masamune
My stomach hurts.
[16:29] (Flashback) Masamune
That's my...
[16:32] (Flashback) ---
revenge.
[16:39] Neko
I wonder if this is
[16:44] ---
the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about.
[16:54] Kojuurou
Ah, Makabe-kun!
[16:55] ---
Over here!
[16:56] Tae
Where were you, Masamune-kun?
[16:58] ---
You're late!
[17:07] Masamune
Sorry.
[17:08] Kojuurou
Actually, did you lose
some weight, Makabe-kun?
[17:11] Masamune
No, I'm sure you're just imagining it.
[17:13] Tae
Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card.
[17:20] Yoshino
Aki-sama?
[17:21] Aki
I-It's nothing.
[17:23] Kojuurou
I guess the only one
missing is Fujinomiya-san.
[17:28] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun?
[17:29] Masamune
N-No, it's nothing.
So you guys did invite her.
[17:33] Kojuurou
Of course! We were talking about going
with everyone who went to the island.
[17:37] Masamune
This is awkward.
[17:38] Masamune
Maybe I should have canceled.
[17:41] ---
How am I even supposed to face her now?
[17:43] Kojuurou
But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late.
[17:46] ---
She's not the type to be late.
[17:48] Tae
Fujinomiya-san's not coming.
[17:50] Masamune
Huh?
[17:51] Tae
She sent me an email this morning
saying she was canceling
[17:53] ---
because she wasn't feeling well.
[17:55] Kojuurou
I see. That's too bad.
[17:57] Tae
So we might as well get going.
[18:02] Masamune
It's probably my fault, isn't it?
[18:43] Masamune
Sorry about that.
[18:44] Masamune
Huh? It's just you, Master?
Where's everyone else?
[18:47] Yoshino
Futaba-san is in the bathroom.
[18:48] Masamune
And Adagaki?
[18:49] Yoshino
Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream.
[18:52] Yoshino
Because she couldn't eat it
properly with everyone around.
[18:55] Masamune
I see.
[18:58] Yoshino
Pig's Foot, what happened?
[19:00] Masamune
Huh?
[19:00] Yoshino
You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too.
[19:03] ---
What happened yesterday?
[19:05] Masamune
Er, I don't think anything happened.
[19:09] Masamune
I have a feeling Adagaki might've
gotten pissed at me, but...
[19:11] Masamune
Well, whatever.
[19:13] Kojuurou
Sorry about that. I left my
underwear in the locker.
[19:16] Tae
Everyone's here. All right, let's go home!
[19:23] Tae
Wh-What?
[19:26] Shidou
Makabe Masamune!
[19:28] Masamune
Huh? Shidou-san?
[19:30] Shidou
What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?!
[19:33] Masamune
What do you mean?
[19:34] Shidou
Lady Neko-sama has gone missing!
[19:37] ---
She's nowhere to be found!
[19:39] Tae
She's missing? Since when?
[19:42] Kojuurou
President, you got an email
from her this morning, right?
[19:45] Shidou
Last night, when I called
from Kyoto, she was there.
[19:50] Shidou
When I came back in the
morning, her room was empty.
[19:55] Masamune
Oh, so it doesn't seem like
she's actually run away yet.
[19:58] Shidou
She left behind all her medication
that controls her seizures.
[20:01] Shidou
I can't see it as some normal outing.
[20:03] Masamune
Huh? Is she sick?
[20:07] Shidou
You fool! You were that close to her,
and you didn't even notice?
[20:11] Shidou
A normal person wouldn't
take so much medication.
[20:14] ---
Of course it's because she's sick!
[20:20] (Flashback) Masamune
S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[20:26] (Flashback) Masamune
Blood?!
SIGN Multivitamin
SIGN Magnesium
[20:26] (Flashback) Neko
Beer yeast and propolis.
[20:29] (Flashback) Neko
This company's propolis has a patented method
for how it's absorbed into your body,
[20:33] (Flashback) Neko
making it more effective.
[20:35] (Flashback) Neko
Then there's the magnesium and...
[20:43] Masamune
That was all for real?
[20:47] Masamune
But why would she try to deceive me, then?
[20:51] Masamune
Wait...
[20:53] Masamune
She wanted me to be deceived?
[20:54] Masamune
She didn't want us to
think that she was weak,
[20:59] Masamune
so she created this façade of the
mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko,
[21:04] Masamune
who had a fake smile and manner of speaking,
[21:07] Masamune
and kept the truth hidden
behind smoke and mirrors?
[21:11] Tae
So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition?
[21:14] Shidou
Yes. We must find her quickly.
[21:18] Shidou
So answer me truthfully.
[21:20] ---
What did you do to her?
[21:22] Masamune
Huh?
[21:22] Shidou
I know you came to the apartment
by yourself yesterday.
[21:32] Aki
Yesterday?
[21:40] Masamune
What am I supposed to say?
[21:44] Masamune
Actually, now is the time
to say everything.
[21:49] Masamune
I declined.
[21:50] Masamune
I formally told her that
I couldn't go out with her.
[21:56] Masamune
Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.
E9 - It's Been Called Love and Affection
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[00:01] Shidou
So answer me truthfully.
[00:02] Shidou
What did you do to her?
[00:04] Masamune
Huh?
[00:05] Shidou
I know you came to the apartment
by yourself yesterday.
[00:12] Aki
Yesterday?
[00:18] Masamune
I declined.
[00:19] Masamune
I formally told her that
I couldn't go out with her.
[00:23] Masamune
Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.
SIGN #9 "It's Been Called Love and Affection"
[00:32] Aki
Anyway, if she's missing, let's look for her.
[00:34] Aki
Can't you use GPS?
[00:36] Shidou
She left without her cell phone
and wallet, so we can't track her.
[00:39] Masamune
Did they just ignore me?!
[00:41] Aki
I see. Then she probably
couldn't have gotten far.
[00:45] Aki
We might be able to find her if we split up.
[00:47] Aki
You'll all help, won't you?
[00:49] Both
Of course!
[00:50] Aki
Shidou-san, will you take
us closer to the apartment?
[00:54] Shidou
Yes. Please get in.
[00:59] Aki
Those who can't fit in
the car, go with Makabe.
[01:03] Aki
Since he seems to know where it is.
[01:07] Tae
I guess I'll go in the car...
[01:09] Kojuurou
M-Me, too.
[01:10] Masamune
I...
[01:11] Yoshino
I didn't know you went to her apartment.
[01:15] Masamune
Y-You said to speed things up, right?
[01:18] Yoshino
That's not what I meant when I said that.
[01:21] Aki
Yoshino, hurry up.
[01:30] Masamune
No comment to the very end?
[01:33] Masamune
Do I really matter so little?
[01:39] Masamune
Damn it! Don't think about that now.
[01:42] Masamune
Jeez...
[01:44] Masamune
Where did that commando princess go?
[01:50] Kojuurou
But exactly how are we
supposed to find her?
[01:54] Kojuurou
We don't have any clues.
[01:56] Tae
But in addition to her weak constitution,
[01:59] ---
she doesn't have her wallet, right?
[02:01] Tae
Which means...
[02:13] Tae
It'll be within walking
distance of the apartment,
[02:15] Tae
and somewhere she can stay cool
for free. That's important.
[02:23] Yoshino
Yeah... I looked around everywhere
that seemed like it'd be cool,
[02:26] ---
but she wasn't there.
[02:28] Masamune
I see. Got it.
[02:30] Masamune
Huh?
[02:31] ---
No, let's not look in the pond just yet.
[02:35] Masamune
Yeah, I'd like to presume
that she's still alive.
[02:40] Masamune
Then the only place left is...
[02:47] Masamune
If she's not here, I'm out of ideas.
[02:56] Aki
Makabe?
[02:59] Masamune
A mirage?
[03:03] Masamune
Oh, wait. She's real.
[03:05] Aki
What in the world are you babbling about?
[03:08] Masamune
A condescending tone and a flat chest.
[03:11] ---
Definitely Adagaki Aki.
[03:16] Aki
You thought she might be at school, too?
[03:22] Aki
What?
[03:23] Masamune
N-Nothing.
[03:25] Masamune
She may be aggravating, but it
seems we had the same idea.
[03:33] Masamune
She usually traveled by car,
[03:36] ---
so I thought this was about the only place
she could go without really knowing the area.
[03:40] Aki
Well, it was a miss.
[03:43] ---
I went everywhere that had a roof, but...
[03:47] Aki
Where should we look next?
[03:51] Masamune
Adagaki-san, I thought you
didn't like Fujinomiya-san.
[03:55] Aki
Huh?
[03:56] Masamune
Er, sorry. I was just kinda surprised...
[03:59] ---
I guess I didn't think you'd go this far.
[04:03] Aki
I don't like her, even now.
[04:06] ---
That perverted catgirl...
[04:09] Aki
It's just... I feel bad for her
since you rejected her.
[04:16] Aki
Having someone you like look the other way
[04:19] Aki
is a very sad thing.
[04:23] Masamune
How am I...
[04:24] Masamune
supposed to take what she just said?
[04:29] Masamune
If that's what you think,
why do you do that yourself?
[04:33] Masamune
You give any guy who tries to get close to
you awful nicknames and push them away.
[04:37] Masamune
Do you think guys don't
have feelings or something?
[04:41] Masamune
Even for me...
[04:45] Masamune
Suddenly having my feelings
thrown back in my face,
[04:48] Masamune
and then getting them stomped on...
[04:55] Aki
So I just didn't want her to wallow
in self-torment about it anymore...
[05:00] Aki
Makabe?
[05:01] Masamune
Adagaki-san...
[05:05] Masamune
Do you happen to remember
the nickname "Pig's Foot"?
[05:12] Masamune
I want so badly to tell you right now...
[05:15] Masamune
that I was the "Pig's Foot"
you rejected that one time.
[05:21] Aki
Pig's Foot?
[05:24] Masamune
Ow!
[05:28] Masamune
A paper airplane? Where did it...
[05:37] Masamune
The roof...
[05:41] (Flashback) Neko
After I spotted it in your room,
[05:43] (Flashback) Neko
I became curious and had
Shidou purchase them.
[05:46] (Flashback) Neko
I've read volume three so many times!
[05:50] Aki
Hey!
[05:52] Masamune
She said that she was reading
"Rose-eyed Steroid."
[06:01] Masamune
It's right around when the heroine gets
rejected by her beloved senpai...
[06:06] (Flashback) Neko
That scene on the roof was just...
[06:12] Momo
What I have in my hands
[06:15] ---
are love letters that have
lost their destination.
[06:19] Momo
Give it up, Momo...
[06:23] Momo
Senpai has someone else he likes.
[06:30] Momo
Goodbye,
[06:33] ---
Senpai.
[06:38] (Flashback) Eiji
What the hell are you doing up here?
[06:41] Momo
Huh?
[06:43] Momo
That voice... It couldn't be...
[06:46] Masamune
What the hell are you doing up here?
[06:55] Neko
I had a feeling that you would come.
[07:03] Masamune
You mentioned that you
liked the rooftop scene
[07:07] Masamune
in "Rose-eyed Steroid" volume 3.
[07:12] Masamune
But don't do this.
[07:14] Masamune
You don't have the strength to do
the same thing Momo did, do you?
[07:18] Neko
Yes. I think I realize that now.
[07:26] Masamune
Hey—
[07:27] Masamune
Are you all right? Hey! Hey!
[07:29] Aki
Makabe! What happened?
[07:32] Masamune
Adagaki-san! Contact Shidou-san!
[07:35] Aki
A-All right.
[07:40] Masamune
Why do this to yourself?
SIGN I love you.
[07:58] Kojuurou
I wonder if she's okay.
[08:01] Tae
Shidou-san.
[08:03] Tae
How's Fujinomiya-san?
[08:05] Shidou
She seems to be stable.
[08:06] Both
Thank goodness.
[08:08] Shidou
Adagaki Aki-san.
[08:11] Shidou
Neko-sama would like to speak to you.
[08:15] Aki
To me?
[08:17] Shidou
She is extremely exhausted.
[08:19] ---
If you can, please keep it short.
[08:22] Aki
R-Right...
[08:28] Yoshino
This feels like a final farewell.
[08:31] Kojuurou
Don't say that, Koiwai-san!
[08:33] Tae
Now, now. She just said she was fine.
[08:38] Masamune
I wasn't wrong, was I?
[08:42] Masamune
It's true that my heart wavered.
[08:44] Masamune
But it didn't feel right, so I pushed her away.
[08:50] Masamune
For my plan... For my revenge.
[08:54] Masamune
Even if I had given her a more
favorable answer in this situation,
[08:57] ---
nothing would've come of it.
[09:00] Masamune
I shouldn't be wrong.
[09:03] Masamune
Damn it.
[09:05] Masamune
I...
[09:07] Aki
Makabe.
[09:12] Aki
Apparently, you're next.
[09:15] Masamune
Me?
[09:18] Masamune
What did they talk about?
[09:21] ---
There's no way I can ask
her about that now.
SIGN Fujinomiya Neko
[09:24] Neko
Come in.
[09:34] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san...
[09:39] Neko
Let's talk about the past,
[09:43] Neko
Masamune-sama.
[09:47] Neko
Being alive is a wonderful thing.
[09:51] Neko
That's why I didn't really
feel any discontent.
SIGN Seichou Girls' Private Academy
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlA
Fujinomiya-sama!
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlB
Neko-sama!
[09:58] (Flashback) GirlC
Onee-sama!
[10:00] (Flashback) GirlA
That was a lovely student
council speech you gave.
[10:04] (Flashback) GirlB
I was so moved.
[10:07] (Flashback) Neko
Thank you very much.
[10:08] (Flashback) GirlC
U-Um, Onee-sama... If it's all right,
[10:14] (Flashback) GirlC
would you like to come to my
family's villa this weekend?
[10:18] (Flashback) Neko
Yours?
[10:19] (Flashback) GirlC
It's my birthday.
[10:21] (Flashback) ---
If you were to celebrate
it with me, I would...
[10:25] Neko
My kouhai are all so sweet.
[10:29] Neko
They're such good girls.
[10:32] (Flashback) Neko
If you would have me, I would be happy to.
[10:36] (Flashback) GirlC
Thank you so much!
[10:37] (Flashback) GirlC
There's a riding ground for
horses and a tennis court,
[10:40] (Flashback) ---
so would you like to join
me before the party?
[10:44] (Flashback) GirlC
Huh?
[10:46] (Flashback) GirlA
What are you thinking, asking
Neko-sama to play tennis?
[10:49] (Flashback) GirlA
She's so frail!
[10:52] (Flashback) GirlC
I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
[10:56] (Flashback) GirlB
It's common knowledge.
[10:58] (Flashback) ---
I can't believe you'd try to get closer to
Neko-sama when you don't know that.
[11:02] (Flashback) GirlC
What should I do?
[11:03] (Flashback) GirlB
What should you do?
[11:04] (Flashback) GirlA
Figure it out.
[11:05] (Flashback) Neko
It's fine, everyone.
[11:06] ---
Oh...
[11:08] Neko
What a silly story.
[11:12] (Flashback) Neko
Surgery? Overseas?
SIGN Fujinomiya
[11:17] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
If nothing is done, your
condition will only worsen.
[11:20] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
Will you consider trying it?
[11:22] (Flashback) Neko
How promising is this prospect?
[11:27] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
No, sorry.
[11:29] (Flashback) ---
Please forget that I ever mentioned it.
[11:33] (Flashback) Neko
It's fine, Grandfather.
I don't mind trying it.
[11:38] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
I see.
[11:39] (Flashback) Neko
But I just have one request...
[11:43] (Flashback) Neko's Grandfather
What is it?
[11:45] (Flashback) Neko
I...
[11:48] (Flashback) Neko
would like to fall in love.
[11:56] Neko
When this all became a
life-or-death situation,
[12:00] Neko
rather than the usual worries or
fears most people would have,
[12:04] Neko
I realized that there was no hope.
[12:11] Neko
I wanted to experience love, at least.
[12:19] Masamune
But why me?
[12:22] Neko
Who knows?
[12:25] Neko
I just randomly picked your photo
out of the mountain of photos
[12:28] ---
I had for potential suitors.
[12:30] Masamune
Randomly?!
[12:32] Neko
Yes.
[12:32] Masamune
Was it a lottery?!
[12:34] Neko
You could call it that.
[12:36] Masamune
Also, I never heard anything
about being a potential suitor!
[12:38] Neko
It's not uncommon among prestigious families
[12:40] ---
for this to happen to the children,
unbeknownst to them, is it?
[12:45] (Flashback) Kinue
Look, look! Hasn't my
Maa-kun become so handsome?
[12:50] Masamune
Was it that old hag?!
[12:54] Masamune
If that's why, there's no way we could've
found out anything by researching.
[12:58] Neko
Yoshino-san is very efficient,
[13:01] ---
but she couldn't trace the
thoughts of a sickly person.
[13:06] Masamune
So you knew.
[13:08] Masamune
So, how did it feel to try it?
[13:11] Neko
Well...
[13:14] Neko
The trial and error was fun,
[13:17] ---
and I thought you and I were exactly alike.
[13:21] Masamune
You and I?
[13:22] Neko
Yes. You talk about love and affection
for the purpose of your goal,
[13:29] Neko
but the truth is hidden in fog.
[13:31] Neko
Shallow and empty...
[13:35] Neko
In the end, the lie was discovered,
and my feelings didn't reach.
[13:43] Neko
But I don't have any regrets.
[13:47] Masamune
Huh?
[13:48] Neko
I went into everything superficially,
[13:51] Neko
but the fluttery feeling of one-sided love...
[13:55] Neko
The pain of being rejected...
[13:58] Neko
I was able to experience them firsthand.
[14:08] Neko
Masamune-sama, what about you?
[14:14] Neko
Will you keep walking
down the same path as me?
[14:18] Masamune
I...
[14:21] Neko
Will you reach the same point I have?
[14:23] Masamune
No!
[14:25] Neko
Really?
[14:32] Neko
I hope that is the case.
[14:37] Neko
I must say it's rather
exhausting to talk this long.
[14:41] Masamune
Are you okay?
[14:43] Neko
When I regain my strength,
I believe I will be going far away.
[14:48] Neko
So, Masamune-sama...
[14:52] Neko
Thank you very much for the lovely memories.
[15:01] Tae
I wonder what Masamune-kun and
Fujinomiya-san are talking about.
[15:08] Tae
To tell you the truth, I actually
liked Masamune-kun, too.
[15:15] Tae
Are you surprised?
[15:16] Yoshino
A little.
[15:18] Yoshino
Did you really think it wasn't obvious?
That's what surprised me.
[15:22] Tae
I sometimes think I might
regret not telling him,
[15:29] Tae
but I think it was better
to keep my feelings inside.
[15:33] Tae
I'm able to hang out with you all now.
[15:36] ---
I hope that wasn't the
case for Fujinomiya-san.
[15:39] Yoshino
Yeah, sure.
[15:42] Kojuurou
I-Is it okay that I'm here?
[15:45] Tae
Masamune-kun likes Adagaki-san, right?
[15:50] Tae
I wonder how Adagaki-san feels.
[15:59] Yoshino
Looks like her stomach's reached its limit.
[16:02] Tae
Huh?
[16:04] Yoshino
She's sad that she has to hold back.
[16:07] Tae
Oh, right. Yeah, I totally get that.
[16:09] ---
Love can be so sad.
[16:12] Yoshino
That's not what I meant.
[16:16] Yoshino
But...
[16:17] Yoshino
That might also be the case to some degree.
[16:22] Tae
Masamune-kun!
[16:27] Aki
Um... Makabe...
[16:39] Shidou
Milady.
[16:41] Neko
Shidou.
[16:43] Shidou
It appears that your classmates
have left the hospital.
[16:48] Neko
I see. Thank you for informing me.
[17:03] Shidou
I realize I may be out of line,
[17:06] ---
but are you sure you want to let him go?
[17:10] Neko
This is fine.
[17:13] Neko
What Masamune-sama said is the truth.
[17:18] Neko
And...
[17:20] ---
It's true that he made me remember.
[17:25] [SONG] Sign
Wedding Party
[17:27] (Flashback) Neko's mother
Neko.
[17:28] (Flashback) Kinue
Maa-kun, we're going to take a picture!
[17:31] (Flashback) Neko's mother
My, they're so adorable.
[17:33] (Flashback) Kinue
These two sort of look alike, don't they?
[17:36] (Flashback) Cameraman
All right, here we go.
[18:02] (Flashback) Neko
I thought you and I were exactly alike.
[18:06] (Flashback) Neko
You talk about love and affection
for the purpose of your goal,
[18:10] (Flashback) ---
but the truth is hidden in fog.
[18:13] (Flashback) Neko
Shallow and empty...
[18:17] (Flashback) Neko
In the end, the lie was discovered,
and my feelings didn't reach.
[18:23] Masamune
Lies will be discovered...
[18:26] Masamune
That's right...
[18:28] ---
I thought something was strange,
so I couldn't trust you.
[18:34] Masamune
So that's...
[18:39] Masamune
what I'll look like in the future?
[18:41] (Flashback) Neko
Will you keep walking
down the same path as me?
[18:46] Masamune
Damn it. Damn it!
[18:48] ---
What am I so worried about?
[18:50] Masamune
Don't think about unnecessary things!
[18:52] Masamune
I'm not going to waver now!
[18:54] Masamune
I'm going to make Adagaki Aki look my way,
[18:57] Masamune
and then...
[18:58] Masamune
I'll throw her away in the best way possible.
[19:10] Narino
Are you heading out, milady?
[19:13] Aki
I'm just going out to the garden.
I'm not going outside.
[19:17] Narino
Okay. Have fun.
[19:26] (Flashback) Neko
That should be enough.
[19:28] (Flashback) ---
Please stop trying to act so tough.
[19:31] (Flashback) Aki
Tough?
[19:32] (Flashback) Neko
As you can see, I was completely
and utterly rejected.
[19:38] (Flashback) Neko
Masamune-sama is a sincere person.
[19:42] (Flashback) Neko
What reason could you have
to deny his love for you?
[19:49] Aki
Love? It's not like love.
[19:56] Aki
I mean, it's true.
[19:58] Aki
The Commando Catgirl thing was a mistake,
and there's no reason to get mad.
[20:02] Aki
So... should I like him?
[20:10] Aki
No.
[20:11] Aki
No, no, no, no! That's not possible!
[20:13] Aki
I mean, it's Makabe! That
thoughtless, stupid man!
[20:17] Aki
He says whatever sounds good
whenever he opens his mouth.
[20:22] (Flashback) Young aki
You're so pathetic, Masamune.
[20:25] (Flashback) Young Aki
You need to straighten up more!
[20:27] (Flashback) Young Masamune
I can't, Aki-chan!
[20:30] Aki
That's right.
[20:33] Aki
If you want to call something
"love," that was love.
[20:38] Aki
Those chubby little cheeks,
[20:40] Aki
his tummy that had rolls worth tugging on...
[20:44] Aki
He was so cute.
[20:49] Aki
Who's there?!
[20:54] Kinue
Maa-kun! Maa-kun's...
[20:59] Chinatsu
What? Did something happen?
[21:01] Kinue
Maa-kun's saying he's going to run away.
[21:05] ---
Just like that one song!
[21:07] Chinatsu
You're overreacting again.
[21:09] ---
I'm sure he's just off to train
by going jogging again.
[21:12] Masamune
That's right.
[21:14] ---
I'm going to retrain myself since
I became naïve at some point.
[21:18] Masamune
I'm going to carry out my original plan.
[21:21] Chinatsu
Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:23] Kinue
Sniffle.
[21:25] Masamune
I'm going to get rid of any unneeded fat
[21:27] ---
and build up some new muscles
and ways of being hot.
[21:42] Gasou
I'm sorry I scared you.
[21:44] Aki
Who are you?
[21:45] Gasou
I wonder who I could be.
Why don't you guess?
[21:50] Aki
Could you actually be...
[21:59] Aki
Masamune?
[22:02] Gasou
Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
[22:05] Gasou
I'm back.
E10 - The New School Term Filled With Doubts
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[00:03] Gasou
I'm sorry I scared you.
[00:05] Aki
Who are you?
[00:06] Gasou
I wonder who I could be.
Why don't you guess?
[00:11] Aki
Could you actually be...
[00:18] Aki
Masamune?
[00:20] Gasou
Hey, it's been a while, Aki-chan.
[00:24] Gasou
I'm back.
SIGN #10 "The New School Term Filled With Doubts"
[01:59] Yoshino
I was just about to go to sleep.
[02:02] Narino
Now's not the time for that.
[02:06] Butler
You wish to see the master of this house?
[02:08] Gasou
Yes! I have a letter from my grandfather.
[02:12] ---
Please take a look.
[02:14] Butler
Pardon me.
[02:17] Butler
"Adagaki Taigen promises the
15th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu
[02:22] Butler
that your grandchild, the
17th-generation head, will..."
[02:26] Butler
ma-ma... ma-mar...
[02:27] Yoshino
Dad?
[02:32] Butler
"That your grandchild, the 17th-generation
head, will marry into my family."
[02:38] Gasou
I am the 17th-generation Gasou Kanetsugu.
[02:41] Gasou
It's a pleasure to meet you.
SIGN Calling
Makabe Masamune
SIGN No Service
SIGN Slide to Unlock
[02:54] Masamune
497,
[02:57] ---
498,
[03:00] ---
499...
[03:03] Masamune
500!
[03:12] Masamune
I see in your eyes...
[03:16] Masamune
The rising sun!
[03:17] Echo
Rising sun!
[03:19] Echo
Sun... Sun... Sun...
[03:23] BG girl student 1
It's been so long! Did you
finish all your homework?
[03:25] BG girl student 2
You've gotten so tan!
[03:28] Suzuki
Adagaki Aki.
[03:34] Suzuki
Please go out with me.
[03:40] Aki
Why do men always feel so confident that
they're different from everyone else?
[03:48] Suzuki
Huh? H-Hey!
SIGN Your Nipples Are Showing
[03:52] Suzuki
What?!
[03:54] Aki
Once again I have cut a worthless object.
[03:57] Suzuki
Th-That's permanent marker!
[03:59] Suzuki
Damn it! You'll regret this!
[04:03] Sonoka & Kikune
Well done, Aki-sama!
[04:05] Sonoka
That was the ace of the baseball
team, wasn't it, Kikune-chan?
[04:08] Kikune
He was one pick away from
the Koushien, I think,
[04:12] Kikune
but he lost.
[04:13] Sonoka
Wow, that's amazing.
[04:16] Kikune
But I'm stronger!
[04:19] Kikune
Much stronger.
[04:21] Sonoka
Yeah, yeah. Well done, kendo club...
[04:24] Kikune
You may look up to me, Sonoka.
[04:27] Sonoka
Nope. I'm two years older than you, Kikune.
[04:30] Kikune
Huh?!
[04:31] Aki
I see that you two haven't changed.
[04:33] Sonoka
You, too, Aki-sama!
[04:34] ---
Are you sure you should've rejected
the first one of the second term?
[04:37] Sonoka
He almost made it to Koushien.
[04:39] Aki
He already left the team, didn't he?
[04:41] ---
That means he's just a musclehead.
[04:44] Sonoka
There it is! You're amazing, Aki-sama!
[04:47] Kikune
So cool!
[04:49] Sonoka
Our Aki-sama...
[04:52] Kikune
From young to old...
[04:54] Both
Ruthlessly gives everyone a "No!"
[04:56] Aki
Would you cut it out?
This happens all the time.
[04:59] Mari
Is that really so?
[05:06] Sonoka
Mari-chan!
[05:07] Mari
It appears that lately you spend more time
[05:10] ---
with Makabe Masamune than
you do with us, Aki-sama.
[05:13] Aki
Th... Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[05:16] Mari
I heard that you two spent
summer vacation together.
[05:20] Kikune
Th-That can't be!
[05:22] Sonoka
I-Is that true, Aki-sama?
[05:24] Aki
That was, um... Makabe didn't
leave me much choice.
[05:27] ---
I was trying to invite Shuri-kun, and...
[05:29] Mari
Shuri Kojuurou
[05:31] Mari
is also biologically a man.
[05:33] Aki
Well, I mean...
[05:35] Mari
If you have reconverted, Aki-sama,
then I'll just have to...
[05:35] Mari
Um, uh...
[05:40] Aki
Huh?
[05:40] Mari
No, it's nothing.
[05:42] Sonoka
I wanted to see Aki-sama in a swimsuit.
[05:44] Kikune
And at the ocean!
[05:46] Mari
Not to mention, it was a private beach.
[05:50] Voice (Gasou)
Wow, that's nice. A private beach.
[05:54] ---
I didn't know you had one.
[05:55] Gasou
Take me there sometime.
[06:00] Kikune
What a stupid man.
[06:02] Sonoka
How dare you feign such closeness?
[06:04] Sonoka
You'll just be cut down by Aki-sama again.
[06:06] Mari
It'll be the second one, on the
first morning of the second term.
[06:10] Aki
W-Well... I guess I wouldn't
be against considering it.
[06:17] Gasou
Really? That's great.
[06:19] Gasou
That's a promise, Aki-chan.
[06:21] Aki
L-Let's hurry up and go. You still have
your transfer paperwork, don't you?
[06:25] Gasou
Yeah. Will you show me the way?
[06:27] Aki
Of course.
[06:33] Kikune
Aki-sama...
[06:34] Sonoka
Aki-sama, who would never acknowledge
even a celebrity or a soccer player...
[06:39] Mari
Aki-sama, who gave a Tokyo University
student the name "Dried Whitebait"....
[06:42] Sonoka & Kikune
I can't believe it.
[06:44] Mari
Girls, perhaps we had the
wrong idea this whole time.
[06:48] Sonoka & Kikune
What do you mean?
[06:49] Mari
Perhaps Aki-sama wasn't the Cruel Princess
who tore apart one guy after another.
[06:54] Sonoka & Kikune
She wasn't?
[07:00] Mari
But might actually be a
chubby-chaser instead.
[07:02] Masamune
I'm a hot guy! Thin yet macho!
[07:07] Masamune
Morning!
[07:09] Classmate
Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[07:10] Classmate2
It's been a while.
[07:11] Neko
Good morning.
[07:13] Masamune
Yup, good morning.
[07:15] Masamune
Why are you here?!
[07:17] Neko
Because I am a student at
this school, Masamune-sama.
[07:26] Masamune
Didn't you go overseas to have surgery?
[07:29] Neko
Yes.
[07:30] Neko
So they sliced me up, yanked something out,
[07:33] ---
sewed me back up, and I came back.
[07:35] Masamune
That's graphic!
[07:37] Neko
I stayed in the hospital
over there for a month,
[07:39] ---
but I was safely able to return yesterday.
[07:42] Masamune
Oh, I see.
[07:43] Masamune
A month?! Is that even possible?!
[07:46] Masamune
I was so troubled that whole time!
[07:48] Neko
And how were you, Masamune-sama?
[07:52] Neko
You spoke out so strongly the last time,
and you've had a month's time.
[07:57] Neko
How much closer were you
able to get to Aki-sama?
[08:00] Masamune
U-Um, well...
[08:03] Masamune
Tra...
[08:05] Neko
"Tra"?
[08:06] Masamune
I was training a bit.
[08:09] Neko
Which means...
[08:11] Neko
You haven't gotten anywhere?
[08:15] Masamune
I-I couldn't help it! I was thinking
about what you said the whole time!
[08:21] Neko
You shouldn't throw around
pick-up lines so cheaply.
[08:24] Masamune
I-I'm not... That's not my intent!
[08:28] Neko
See?
[08:29] Neko
If you wait too long, your chance will
be taken from under your nose.
[08:35] Masamune
A guy?!
[08:39] Masamune
Come on, Fujinomiya-san.
[08:42] Masamune
You aren't implying that a tubby
like that could rival me, are you?
[08:44] Neko
Did you lose even more weight?
[08:47] Masamune
I'd prefer that you said I toned up.
[08:51] Neko
Indeed. I might just be imagining things.
[08:55] Masamune
Right?
[08:59] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun, let's walk home together.
[09:02] Masamune
Go on ahead of me.
[09:04] Masamune
I'm going to go give Adagaki-san
a gift from the country.
SIGN Shinshuu Soba
[09:06] Masamune
Muscle, muscle, excite, excite...
[09:08] Kojuurou
Okay.
[09:10] Masamune
I'm a different Masamune now.
[09:13] Masamune
I'm going to show her
just how much I've grown.
[09:16] Masamune
Good afternoon!
[09:17] Masamune
It's the hot guy from the
genus Hominidae*, class* Homo*.
[09:21] Masamune
This is perfect for you right now.
[09:24] Masamune
I got you some 100% stone-milled
buckwheat flour from Shinshuu,
[09:29] Masamune
Adagaki-sa—
[09:29] Gasou
Someone's here, Aki-chan.
[09:32] Masamune
"Aki-chan"? Did he just say "Aki-chan"?!
[09:35] Aki
Oh, Makabe.
[09:37] Masamune
Oh! Adagaki-san? Who might that person be?
[09:42] Gasou
Pleasure to meet you.
[09:44] Gasou
I'm Gasou Kanetsugu. I transferred
to Yasaka High School today.
[09:49] Masamune
You're a transfer student?
[09:50] Gasou
Yup. Who are you?
[09:52] Masamune
Makabe Masamune.
[09:54] Gasou
Masamune, eh? What a coincidence.
[09:56] Gasou
My nickname is actually Masamune.
[09:59] Gasou
Hey, Aki-chan. It'd be confusing
to call me "Masamune" here,
[10:02] ---
so maybe you shouldn't.
[10:05] Aki
If that's what you want.
[10:07] Gasou
Okay, it's settled.
[10:08] Masamune
Are you two acquaintances?
[10:09] Masamune
Are you a relative of Adagaki-san's?
[10:12] Gasou
Yeah. Well, rather than an acquaintance...
[10:17] Gasou
I'm her betrothed.
SIGN Betrothed
[10:19] Masamune
Betrothed?!
[10:23] Masamune
What?!
[10:26] Gasou
Right now, I'm a guest at Aki-chan's house.
[10:29] ---
Huh? Makabe-kun?
[10:34] Yoshino
Pig's Foot, calm down.
[10:37] Masamune
H-How the hell am I supposed to stay calm?!
[10:40] Masamune
What does he mean by "betrothed"?!
[10:43] Yoshino
It's just as it sounds.
[10:45] Masamune
Nobody told me about this!
[10:47] Yoshino
Well, I couldn't get through to your cell phone.
[10:50] Masamune
Damn it! I guess there was no
reception in the mountains!
[10:53] Yoshino
But I'm surprised, too.
[10:56] Masamune
I-Is there a possibility that he's lying?
[10:59] Yoshino
I ran a signature analysis,
and apparently the letter is real.
[11:04] Yoshino
So right now he's a guest at the mansion.
[11:08] Masamune
They're living together?!
[11:09] ---
Is this a light novel?! Or a dating sim?
[11:10] Masamune
Is this some exciting shoujo manga?!
[11:12] Masamune
B-But there's no way the Cruel
Princess who hates men so much
[11:15] ---
could stay quiet about this
whole "betrothed" thing!
[11:20] Yoshino
That's what I thought, too, but...
[11:22] Masamune
What? That's not true?!
[11:26] Yoshino
Aki-sama is acting strange.
[11:29] Yoshino
Or maybe not strange, but...
[11:32] Yoshino
It's love?
[11:33] Masamune
Huh?!
[11:39] Masamune
You can't be serious!
[11:40] Masamune
Who the hell is that guy?
[11:42] Guy 1
It went your way!
[11:44] Guy 2
Run! Run!
[11:47] Masamune
Gasou Kanetsugu.
[11:49] ---
160 centimeters tall. Somewhat short.
[11:52] Masamune
Estimated weight: 63 kilograms. Somewhat fat.
[11:57] ---
Wow!
[11:58] Guy 2
Not bad, Kanetsugu-kun!
[12:00] Girls
He's round but fast.
[12:02] Kanetsugu
Thanks!
[12:03] Masamune
Despite having a short and fat*
physique, he's pretty good at sports.
[12:07] Kanetsugu
Using this formula here is simpler
and easier to understand.
[12:10] Guys
Thanks, Gasou-kun!
[12:12] Gasou
I love math, so you can
ask me about it anytime.
[12:14] Guys
Really? That's a huge help!
[12:15] Masamune
He's pretty smart, but has
a good attitude about it.
[12:22] Girls
Are you looking for a seat?
[12:24] Guys
There's a seat here!
[12:25] Masamune
Someone so friendly that he blends
in with both guys and girls.
[12:26] Gasou
Thanks!
[12:28] Masamune
But the biggest problem is...
[12:31] Gasou
Aki-chan! Let's eat together.
[12:34] Aki
N-Not so loud.
[12:36] Masamune
Th-That bastard...
[12:41] Masamune
What the hell is going on?
[12:47] Yoshino
Apparently Aki-sama met him in the past.
[12:52] Masamune
Yeah, but his belly is
sitting on top of his belt!
[12:55] Masamune
She was totally ruthless with me about that!
[13:01] Masamune
Did she consume so many calories
that her brain just short-circuited?
[13:05] Yoshino
I don't think so.
[13:06] Masamune
Then what the hell is that?
[13:08] Yoshino
A girl's heart is like the autumn... something.
[13:11] Masamune
I can't accept this!
[13:19] Yoshino
I'm sorry, Pig's Foot.
[13:21] Masamune
No, you don't need to apologize, Master.
[13:24] Yoshino
You can say that, but...
[13:27] Masamune
What the heck?
[13:38] Sonoka
Mari-chan.
[13:40] Mari
I'm sorry I'm late.
[13:42] Kikune
It's fine. We weren't talking
about anything important.
[13:45] Sonoka
I'm just in too much shock. That Aki-sama...
[13:49] Kikune
She was always full of mysteries.
[13:52] Kikune
She never ate lunch with us even once.
[13:56] Sonoka
But...
[13:57] Mari
Being upset because we might have had
the wrong idea is perhaps unreasonable.
[14:03] Mari
However, this sense of betrayal
exceeds expectations.
[14:06] ---
We should make these gloomy feelings explode,
go up to the rooftop, and then we can fly!
[14:07] Sonoka
Mari-chan! Mari-chan, Mari-chan, calm down!
[14:09] Mari
And then they will travel to
the legendary yuri garden—
[14:11] Mari
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I lost control for a moment.
[14:14] Sonoka
I might be more worried about
you than them, Mari-chan.
[14:18] Kikune
Yeah, but what's sad is really sad.
[14:22] Mari
Aki-sama and our...
SIGN Destroy Men Instantly
[14:25] Kikune
...completely untainted...
[14:27] Sonoka
...holy yuri kingdom.
[14:33] Gasou
Do you mind if I sit here?
[14:37] Kikune
You bastard!
[14:38] ---
You've got some nerve showing
your face around here!
[14:40] Gasou
Whoa!
[14:42] Gasou
That's quite the welcome.
[14:44] Kikune
Huh?
[14:45] Mari
Very well. Take care of him, Kikune-san.
[14:48] Kikune
Got it.
[14:49] Sonoka
Go!
[14:49] Gasou
Wait! Hang on!
[14:51] ---
You have the wrong idea!
[14:55] Kikune
The wrong idea?
[14:56] Gasou
Yes! Honest!
[14:58] Gasou
There's something that
I need to tell you all.
SIGN Heart Flutter Actions! Heart Flutter Mannerisms!
SIGN Situations That Girls Love
SIGN Heart Flutter Special!!
We'll show you the results of our survey ranking!
1st Place: Wall Slam!
[15:05] Tae
Hey, Masamune-kun. Are you listening?
SIGN Yasaka Festival Proposal Meeting
[15:10] Tae
Let's talk about this seriously, okay?
[15:13] Masamune
Sorry, Class Rep.
[15:15] Tae
Let's talk about our class's
project for the festival.
[15:18] Masamune
Our class's project, huh?
[15:20] Tae
I got it! I, Futaba Tae, thought about this
[15:22] ---
until my brain became strained, then squishy!
[15:24] Tae
We can have a play with the super cute
Kojuurou-kyun starring as Snow White,
[15:27] Tae
and the super hot Masamune-kun as the prince!
[15:31] Neko
That sounds lovely.
[15:33] Kojuurou
Um... Why am I the princess?
[15:36] Tae
Let's do this, Class 2-B!
[15:38] Classmates
Yeah!
[15:41] Masamune
Give it up, Kojuurou. No one can fight this.
[15:45] Kojuurou
It always ends up this way...
SIGN Heart Flutter Special!!
[15:48] Masamune
I don't care if we have to act or sing.
[15:52] Masamune
What I have to do something
about is that bastard.
[16:03] Masamune
This is my chance! That fatty isn't here!
[16:09] Aki
M-Makabe?!
[16:19] Aki
What are you doing?
[16:21] Masamune
I figured we wouldn't be able to
have a real talk if I didn't do this.
[16:24] Aki
There's nothing to talk about.
[16:26] Masamune
I have something to say!
[16:27] Aki
Is that so?
[16:30] Aki
All right, just one thing.
[16:36] Masamune
So close...
[16:38] Aki
You're open down there.
[16:41] Masamune
Wait, what?!
[16:43] Masamune
Thank goodness, it's closed.
[16:46] Masamune
Huh? Adagaki-san?
[16:49] Aki
Masa— I mean, Kanetsugu,
[16:52] ---
let's hurry up and go to class.
[16:54] Gasou
Sure.
[16:57] Masamune
That damn fatty again...
[17:01] Masamune
That was pointless!
[17:02] ---
The wall slam was powerless!
Completely powerless!
[17:05] Mari
Makabe Masamune...
[17:07] Kikune
How dare he use the wall slam on Aki-sama?!
[17:09] Sonoka
We can't let our guard down for a second.
[17:11] Mari
Common sense doesn't work on beasts.
[17:14] Mari
The choice we made is not wrong.
[17:18] Mari
Let us protect Aki-sama.
[17:20] Mari
Along with "him."
[17:23] (Flashback) Sonoka
Something you need to tell us?
[17:25] (Flashback) Gasou
That's right.
[17:26] (Flashback) Gasou
Amazingly enough, I'm engaged to Aki-chan,
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
but I have no intention of furthering
our relationship beyond that at all.
[17:34] (Flashback) Kikune
What? So you're engaged to her,
but you don't even like her?
[17:37] (Flashback) Gasou
No! It's the exact opposite.
[17:38] (Flashback) Gasou
She's truly like some beautiful goddess,
[17:42] (Flashback) ---
so I don't have any right
to lay a finger on her.
[17:47] (Flashback) Sonoka
Really? You're not going to kiss her? Ever?
[17:50] (Flashback) Gasou
Of course not! I know my place.
[17:56] (Flashback) Sonoka
What should we do? That might
actually be pretty respectable.
[17:59] (Flashback) ---
He won't touch her because he likes her.
[18:00] (Flashback) Kikune
That's kind of cowardly. I don't like it.
[18:03] (Flashback) Mari
But Aki-sama's purity will be protected,
far more than with Makabe Masamune.
[18:09] (Flashback) Aki
No!
[18:11] Mari
Makabe Masamune...
[18:13] Kikune
We won't let you have Aki-sama!
[18:15] Three
The beast must be destroyed.
SIGN Student Council Room
[18:20] Secretary
Aren't there quite a few requests
for the Yasaka Festival this year?
[18:23] President
That's a good thing.
[18:26] Vice president
Good work, guys! Sorry I'm late.
[18:28] Secretary
Vice President, you've got work piled up.
[18:31] Vice president (sonoka)
Yup, I know.
[18:37] Vice president (Sonoka)
Huh? This is insane!
[18:40] President
What's the matter, Vice President?
[18:41] Vice president (Sonoka)
The proposals from each class...
[18:43] ---
Both 2-A and 2-B want to
put on the play "Snow White."
[18:49] President
So they both picked the same thing.
[18:50] President
Then we should approve Class B,
since they turned in their proposal first.
[18:53] Sonoka
No...
SIGN Cultural Festival Proposal Form
[18:57] ---
It should be Class A.
[18:58] President
But...
[18:59] Sonoka
It's gotta be A. Definitely A.
[19:01] ---
There's no other choice but A!
SIGN Cultural Festival Proposal Form
[19:08] President
Please let us reevaluate this.
[19:10] Sonoka
Yup, so it's Class A, right?
SIGN Student Council
[19:13] Secretary
Nothing less from the vice president,
[19:15] Secretary
the one pulling the strings
at Yasaka from the shadows.
[19:18] Tae
Declined?
[19:19] Tae
No way! We can't think of
something else at this point!
[19:23] Secretary
But we can't have two of the same thing.
[19:26] Tae
Yeah, but why is it us?
[19:28] Secretary
Because the vice president was so insistent—
[19:30] ---
I mean, it was a student council decision.
[19:32] Masamune
What's wrong?
[19:33] Neko
Apparently our proposal for the
Yasaka Festival was declined.
[19:36] Masamune
Huh? Just our class?
[19:37] Tae
Whatever! We submitted ours first.
[19:40] Tae
We just have to convince
Class A, right? I'll go.
[19:44] Secretary
What?
[19:45] Masamune
Why is she so passionate?
[19:47] Neko
Passion may be strong enough to
blast away the unreasonable.
[19:52] Mari
We refuse.
[19:55] Mari
It has already been decided
that Class A will be performing
[19:58] ---
"Snow White" with Aki-sama and
Kanetsugu-sama as the leads.
[20:00] Masamune
Wh-What?!
[20:02] Tae
We've already decided, too!
[20:04] ---
We're doing "Snow White" starring heartthrobs
Kojuurou-kyun and Masamune-kun!
[20:07] Masamune
Wh-What?!
[20:08] Aki
Why don't you give up?
[20:12] Aki
I'm sure there was a request to decline that.
[20:14] Aki
I mean, a "Snow White" with
only men is nothing but futile.
[20:22] Masamune
C-Class Rep?
[20:24] Tae
It's way weirder to have a fat prince!
[20:27] Aki
Fat is a sign of wealth.
[20:29] Tae
This isn't about what I want to do.
[20:32] ---
I just want to show the audience
what they want to see.
[20:34] Aki
This was a unanimous decision in our class.
[20:40] Gasou
Now, now. Calm down, you two.
[20:43] Gasou
She was suddenly rejected.
We should consider how she feels.
[20:47] Aki
W-Well, you're exactly right, Kanetsugu.
[20:50] ---
I guess I can see her point.
[20:52] Masamune
What the hell is with this Cruel
Princess? It's infuriating!
[20:57] Masamune
Then why don't we promote this by saying
we'll decide the winner by popular vote?
[21:01] Tae
Masamune-kun...
[21:03] Aki
Popular vote?
[21:04] Masamune
The best project is chosen by votes, right?
[21:07] Masamune
So doing the same play will actually
make it easier to determine a winner.
[21:11] Tae
That's a great idea! A drama battle!
[21:13] ---
That'll hype things up for sure!
[21:14] Aki
True... I guess I'd have to say that's fair.
[21:17] Mari
I suppose it might be if
you say so, Aki-sama.
[21:21] Masamune
What do you think, student council?
[21:23] Masamune
We can promote both of them at once.
[21:26] Secretary
Well, if you both agree to this,
I believe it'll be okay.
[21:31] Tae
Yes!
[21:32] Aki
Then I believe this is now officially
a competition, Futaba-san.
[21:35] Tae
Of course. We're not going
to lose, Adagaki-san!
[21:41] Masamune
Could we add on another competition?
[21:46] Masamune
Whoever wins gets to dance with
someone at the post-festival party.
[21:51] Masamune
I can't just sit here biting
my nails, Round Prince.
[21:56] Gasou
I guess it's pointless to ask with whom.
[21:59] Gasou
All right. I'm in.
[22:01] Masamune
All right!
[22:03] Masamune
There's no going back on this!
E11 - Snow White of the Yasaka Festival
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SIGN #11 "Snow White of the Yasaka Festival"
[01:31] Tae
Hey, Snow White! Are you
taking this seriously?
[01:34] Kojuurou
Class Rep...
SIGN Director
[01:35] Tae
Don't call me Class Rep.
Call me The World's Futaba!
[01:38] ---
Just for now.
[01:39] Tae
Listen up. The show is tomorrow!
[01:42] Tae
We're not the only ones doing "Snow White."
[01:45] Tae
If you keep acting so limp,
we're going to lose to Class A.
[01:49] Kojuurou
B-But I'm doing my best...
[01:52] Tae
Your best isn't enough!
[01:56] Masamune
Where did she get an ash tray?
[01:58] ---
I bet she just wanted to do that.
[02:00] Tae
What are you trying to express here?
[02:03] Tae
Just you waking up?
[02:05] ---
No! That shouldn't be the extent of it.
[02:07] Tae
And you call yourself the
girl who has her mask?!
[02:10] Masamune
Not good. Class Rep, the scenario
you thought up is starting to waver.
[02:15] ---
I...
[02:16] Kojuurou
I-I'm...
[02:18] Kojuurou
I'm not a girl!
[02:21] Masamune
Kojuurou!
SIGN The 41st Yasaka Festival Is About to Begin
SIGN Gargle and Wash Your Hands
[02:29] Kojuurou
Why are girls so scary?
[02:37] Neko
I'm terribly sorry.
[02:39] Kojuurou
N-No, it's my fault.
[02:42] Neko
This costume is finished, so I was
just taking it to the gymnasium.
[02:46] Neko
Tomorrow's the big day, finally.
I'm so excited.
[02:50] ---
Where are you headed, Kojuurou-san?
[02:51] Kojuurou
O-Oh, I had a quick errand to run.
[02:54] Neko
Please come back soon.
[02:59] Kojuurou
Fujinomiya is always smiling. That's so nice.
[03:02] Kojuurou
She doesn't say anything scary
and doesn't treat me like a girl.
[03:12] Masamune
Kojuurou! Where'd you go?
[03:14] ---
Come on out!
[03:16] Masamune
There's pudding for dessert!
[03:18] Gasou
Wow, how nice. So this comes with dessert?
[03:21] Masamune
Ugh! Gasou Kanetsugu!
[03:24] Gasou
You're in the middle of
rehearsal too, aren't you?
[03:26] Gasou
Sweets are the best thing
for when you're tired.
[03:29] Masamune
R-Right. You'll get fat if
you eat too much, though.
[03:34] Gasou
Aki-chan gets really happy when I give
her little chocolates during breaks, too.
[03:40] Gasou
Isn't that really cute?
[03:42] Masamune
Wh-What?!
[03:44] Gasou
Isn't gaining someone's favor all about
doing lots of little things like that?
[03:48] Gasou
I mean, trying a wall slam just
because it was in some magazine...
[03:56] Gasou
To be honest, it had the opposite effect.
[03:58] Gasou
You really have no idea.
[04:00] Masamune
Wh-Who's he to be giving
technical advice about love?
[04:04] Masamune
He's just a fatty.
[04:05] ---
Actually, is he really a guy?
[04:08] Gasou
Anyway, let's both do our best tomorrow.
[04:11] Masamune
Exuding confidence like that... Just wait.
[04:14] ---
I'm going to win, no matter what.
[04:16] Masamune
And I'm going to be the one to dance with
Adagaki Aki at the post-festival party!
[04:22] Masamune
Small treats, good.
Wall slam, opposite effect.
[04:28] Sonoka
The show finally opens tomorrow.
[04:30] Kikune
Is everything going okay?
[04:32] ---
We can't let Makabe win, no matter what.
[04:36] Mari
There's no problem.
[04:38] ---
I'll take care of things.
[04:41] Aki
Let's do our best tomorrow at the show.
[04:45] Aki
What's the matter, Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu?
[04:48] Gasou
Huh? No, it's nothing.
[04:50] Gasou
By the way, I saw Makabe-kun today.
[04:54] Aki
D-Don't talk about him.
[04:57] Gasou
I-I'm sorry. You're right.
[04:59] ---
Sorry to put you in a bad mood.
[05:02] Aki
No, I'm sorry for getting irritated
over something like that.
[05:07] Gasou
There's no reason for you to apologize.
[05:09] Gasou
I just wasn't being considerate.
[05:12] Aki
You truly are kind.
[05:14] ---
You always have been,
Masamune... I mean, Kanetsugu.
[05:20] Aki
There are food stalls over there.
[05:23] Lady
Welcome.
[05:24] Gasou
Always have been, huh?
[05:26] Gasou
I know very well that I shouldn't
be in a position to hear that.
[05:31] Gasou
I'm sorry, but I've got my own reasons,
[05:35] Gasou
princess of the Adagaki family.
SIGN Gasou
[05:38] Gasou
My family's been poor for years now.
[05:42] Gasou
What's being asked of me is to
improve our financial situation.
SIGN Adagaki Group
[05:49] (Flashback) Yuisaki
You're the boy who was close
to Aki-sama, aren't you?
[05:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
I could tell immediately.
You look exactly the same.
[05:58] (Flashback) Gasou
Yes...
[06:00] Gasou
I can't fail this mission. No matter what.
[06:03] Gasou
That Makabe shouldn't be a problem.
[06:05] Gasou
My only problem is the real Masamune-kun
[06:08] ---
who was apparently a bullied fatty.
[06:13] Masamune
Is someone talking about me?
[06:15] Chinatsu
It's probably because you're
running dressed like that.
[06:18] Masamune
Stop nitpicking about how I train!
[06:21] Chinatsu
Why do you have to expose
yourself for no apparent reason?
[06:23] Masamune
You're in the way of my—
[06:25] Chinatsu
See? You've caught a cold.
[06:28] Chinatsu
Mom! Onii-chan's got a cold!
[06:31] Masamune
Hey, wait, Chinatsu!
[06:34] Kinue
What?!
[06:36] Kinue
Maa-kun has a cold?! Are you going to die?!
[06:38] ---
No! Maa-kun, don't die!
[06:40] masamune
Of course I'm not going to die!
I am the embodiment of health!
[06:43] Kinue
Don't put up a death flag like that,
[06:45] ---
signaling that a main anime
character's about to go away!
SIGN 41st
SIGN 41st Yasaka High School Cultural Festival
[06:55] Student1
Hey, where should we go first?
[06:58] Student2
When do we switch shifts?
[07:00] Kigurumi
We're doing a fluffy café!
SIGN Fluffy Café
[07:03] Girl student A
I wonder what'll be the most fun.
[07:05] Girl student B
Oh, there's no question.
SIGN Double Snow White
SIGN Double Snow White
[07:07] Girl students
Double Snow White!
[07:09] ---
The Cruel Princess versus Kojuurou-kyun!
[07:16] Sonoka
The theme of this year's Yasaka Festival is
[07:20] Sonoka
"explosion."
[07:22] Sonoka
Explode as you aim for first place!
[07:29] Kojuurou
A-Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[07:29] Sonoka
I now present to you this year's
first-place prize... Ta-da!
[07:31] Tae
Did you catch a cold?
[07:32] Masamune
I'm totally fine. I'm in tip-top shape.
[07:36] Tae
Thank goodness. Let's do our best.
[07:36] Sonoka
Priority tickets to food stalls!
[07:38] Masamune
Right! Let's shut down Class A!
[07:38] ---
And a refreshing five days off!
[07:42] Masamune
That probably wasn't a good idea yesterday.
[07:45] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Onii-chan, stop that.
[07:47] (Flashback) Kinue
Come down here. It's dangerous.
[07:49] (Flashback) Masamune
Look, Mom! I'm perfectly healthy!
[07:53] Sonoka
Do you all want to take first place?
[07:54] Masamune
To think that would guarantee
I'd catch a cold...
[07:57] Students
Yeah!
[07:57] Masamune
But I don't have time to rest.
[07:59] Sonoka
Do you want to go to New York?!
[07:59] Masamune
This isn't just about the competition
between Class A and Class B.
[08:01] Students
Yeah!
[08:03] Sonoka
And now, let the 41st Yasaka Festival begin!
[08:09] Masamune
I guess I'll just rest until our class
is up so I can try to get better.
[08:15] Neko
I've caught you, Masamune-sama.
[08:18] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san.
[08:19] Neko
If you're going to look around,
why don't we go together?
[08:22] Masamune
No, I'm...
[08:24] Neko
I have so many places I want to see.
[08:27] ---
Let's go, Masamune-sama.
[08:28] Masamune
H-Hey!
[08:31] Masamune
I wanted to rest until the show!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[08:35] Masamune
The nurse's office? Why would
we come here of all places?
[08:39] Neko
Come sit down, Masamune-sama.
[08:46] Masamune
Um...
[08:48] Neko
When you've been sick as long as I have,
[08:51] ---
you can tell just by touch
if someone has a fever.
[08:55] Masamune
So you knew from the start...
[08:58] Neko
If you're going to rest, getting actual
sleep will help you recover faster.
[09:02] Masamune
Sorry...
[09:03] Neko
Personally, I wouldn't mind if you
didn't make it back in time.
[09:07] Masamune
Huh?
[09:08] Neko
I mean, if you win, you get to
dance with Aki-sama, right?
[09:12] Neko
At the post-festival party.
[09:13] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san...
[09:16] Neko
I'm kidding.
[09:18] ---
I wouldn't do anything to
betray everyone in Class B.
[09:21] Masamune
I can't even tell how serious you are.
[09:24] Neko
But if you do your best and lose,
[09:28] ---
I wouldn't mind being your dance partner.
[09:36] Masamune
You wouldn't mind, huh?
[09:39] Neko
Yes. Because I'd feel sorry for you.
[09:41] Masamune
Right. I'll be counting on
you if that happens, then.
[09:44] Neko
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
[09:47] Masamune
Are you going somewhere?
[09:49] Neko
I'm going to buy something to warm us up.
[09:52] Neko
Please get some rest, Masamune-sama.
[10:03] Mari
Please hurry. There's only
one more hour until the show.
[10:11] Mari
Aki-sama.
[10:13] Mari
Are you finished changing?
[10:15] Aki
There's a lot of room in the chest area.
[10:18] Mari
I see. We'll pad them, then.
[10:22] Aki
Wait, Mari! No! That tickles...
[10:29] Gasou
Huh?
[10:33] Gasou
Ow... That was mean.
[10:36] ---
I was just looking for a place to change.
[10:39] Gasou
Everywhere else was full.
[10:41] Gasou
Where should I go?
[10:45] Gasou
The person playing the
old lady selling apples?
[10:49] Gasou
What? You know a good spot?
[10:53] Gasou
You'll lead me there?
[10:56] Gasou
Thanks!
SIGN Welcome
SIGN Crêpes
[10:57] Kojuurou
Fujinomiya-san likes Makabe-kun, doesn't she?
[10:59] Girl
Please stop by!
[11:01] Kojuurou
But I'd never be able
to be like Makabe-kun...
[11:02] Girl2
Please take a look!
[11:06] guyA
I'm starving! What are you going to eat?
[11:09] guyB
I'm gonna eat yakisoba and takoyaki.
[11:11] Kojuurou
I know! What if I start by
changing the way I talk?
[11:14] Kojuurou
It won't be just like Makabe-kun,
but if I just sounded a little manlier...
[11:21] Kojuurou
I need to sound manlier.
I need to sound manlier.
[11:25] Shoplady
Thank you very much!
[11:26] Kojuurou
Fujinomiya-san!
[11:28] Neko
Kojuurou-san?
[11:29] Kojuurou
That seems heavy. I'll hold it for you.
[11:32] Neko
Huh? But...
[11:33] Kojuurou
It's all right.
[11:35] Kojuurou
I'm a manly man, darn tootin'!
SIGN Oden
SIGN Light Music Club Concert
[11:38] Kojuurou
H-Huh? I-I'm so sorry.
[11:41] Neko
Kojuurou-san, where were you from again?
SIGN Nurse's Office
[11:46] Neko
Masamune-sama, here's some oden...
[11:50] Neko
Masamune-sama?
[11:54] tae
I need to fully check out
how the enemy's doing first.
[11:57] [SONG] Sign
Snow White
[11:58] Tae
Though our prince, Masamune-kun,
wins hands down.
[12:01] Neko
Futaba-san!
[12:03] Tae
Fujinomiya-san, what's wrong?
[12:05] ---
Is it okay for you to run like that?
[12:07] Neko
I'm fine. I didn't cut open
my stomach for nothing.
[12:12] Tae
I-I see.
[12:13] Kojuurou
Has Makabe-kun come this way?
[12:15] Tae
Masamune-kun? No, he hasn't.
[12:18] Neko
Oh, no...
[12:20] Neko
Where could he have gone?
[12:21] Tae
Did something happen?
[12:23] Neko
He's gone.
[12:25] Neko
Masamune-sama isn't anywhere at school.
[12:38] Masamune
What the hell? Damn it!
[12:47] Masamune
It's no use.
[12:49] Masamune
My fever's going up again.
[12:53] Kikune
Oh, so you're awake.
[12:54] Masamune
Someone help!
[12:57] Kikune
Don't try anything funny.
[13:00] Kikune
You don't want to ruin your
hot guy reputation, do you?
[13:05] Masamune
You're the one who
assaulted me in my sleep.
[13:08] Kikune
It was easy.
[13:14] Kikune
If you're upset, build up enough muscles
that I can't carry you around by myself.
[13:20] Masamune
This girl...
[13:21] Masamune
She just nonchalantly picked
a fight about my muscles.
[13:27] Tae
Fujinomiya-san! Did you find him?
[13:30] Neko
No. Did you have any luck, Class Rep?
[13:33] Tae
I couldn't find him anywhere.
[13:35] Neko
He said he was going to rest
until it was his time to go on.
[13:38] Tae
This is confounding!
[13:40] ---
Maybe he was beamed up
with some cows into a UFO!
[13:42] Neko
I hope they return him after they've
made their modifications to him.
[13:45] Tae
I know, right? Right?
[13:48] Tae
Hey, Kojuurou-kyun!
[13:50] Tae
Any luck?
[13:52] Kojuurou
It's no use. I looked through all the
bathrooms and changing rooms, but...
[13:56] Tae
You struck out, huh?
[13:57] Kojuurou
But something was strange.
[13:59] Tae
Strange?
[14:00] Kojuurou
Yeah. I kept running into people
from Class A everywhere.
[14:04] Tae & neko
Class A?
[14:06] Lady
Welcome.
[14:07] Mari
Kikune-san, how are things going over there?
[14:09] Kikune
No problems here.
[14:10] ---
I think he tried to get away, but
it looks like he's given up for now.
[14:14] Mari
Just make sure you do as I said, Kikune-san.
[14:17] Kikune
I know. Leave it to me.
[14:19] Masamune
What are you going to do with me?
[14:21] Kikune
Nothing.
[14:22] Masamune
What?!
[14:23] Kikune
You just need to stay put here until
Aki-sama and Kanetsugu finish dancing.
[14:29] Masamune
Until the Cruel Princess and
Kanetsugu finish dancing?!
[14:33] Kikune
It serves you right.
[14:35] ---
That's what you get for
making a move on Aki-sama.
[14:38] Masamune
She's trying to keep me from the stage.
[14:41] Tae
Does that mean Class A is behind this?
[14:44] Kojuurou
No, I didn't mean...
[14:47] Kojuurou
Class A is also about to
start their show, right?
[14:51] Kojuurou
But they were panicking as if they'd
had some accident or problem.
[14:56] Kojuurou
They seemed really troubled.
[14:58] Mari
Class B has no chance of
winning with Makabe gone.
[15:01] Mari
Now Aki-sama won't be tainted...
[15:03] Aki
What?!
[15:06] Aki
Masa... I mean, Kanetsugu disappeared?
[15:09] Aki
But he was just near the classroom.
[15:12] girlA
But we can't find him at all.
[15:14] aki
Yoshino, have you seen him?
[15:17] GirlB
What about the other dressing
rooms? The bathrooms?
[15:20] girlA
I had the boys go look, but they had no luck.
[15:22] girlC
What should we do? Should
we get a replacement?
[15:24] GirlD
That'll never work.
[15:25] ---
There's no other boy in our class
who can fit into his costume.
[15:29] Girls
This is totally hopeless.
[15:31] Aki
Is he going to disappear at the
most important time again?
[15:34] girlB
Anyway, let's keep looking until it's time.
[15:37] Girls
Yeah!
[15:39] Mari
I let my guard down.
[15:42] Mari
To think that they'd also
have the same plan...
[15:51] (Flashback) Gasou
Wow, I didn't know this
quiet little place existed.
[15:54] (Flashback) Gasou
I don't think anyone will come around here.
[15:56] (Flashback) Gasou
Thanks. You're a lifesav—
[16:00] (Flashback) Gasou
Huh?! Hey, open up!
[16:02] (Flashback) ---
Open the door!
[16:03] (Flashback) Gasou
Hey, open the door!
[16:08] Yoshino
Now I just need to report to Pig's Foot.
[16:13] Yoshino
He's not answering?
[16:16] Yoshino
Could it be...
[16:21] Masamune
Please... Could you call the doctor?
[16:24] Kikune
You'll be fine. Just put some spit on it.
[16:26] Masamune
My plan to play up my illness instantly failed.
[16:29] Kikune
Just stay put.
[16:31] ---
After all this, you'd better
stay away from Aki-sama.
[16:34] Masamune
You don't have the right to tell me—
[16:36] Kikune
I do!
[16:37] Kikune
We're Aki-sama's personal guard.
[16:41] Kikune
It all started one year ago.
[16:43] Masamune
Seriously? We're entering a flashback?
[16:46] Kikune
I was in my third year of middle school.
[16:48] ---
In the dojo, no one stood
a chance against me.
[16:52] Kikune
Except for one guy...
SIGN Tawarada
[16:55] Kikune
Tawarada Masaru, who would always
resort to almost cheating.
SIGN Pure Heart, Clear Conscience
[16:59] Kikune
That day, Tawarada managed
to win again because he cheated.
[17:04] Kikune
After practice, he quickly changed
and went to ask a girl out.
[17:09] (Flashback) Tawarada
I-I've had my eye on you for so long!
[17:12] (Flashback) Aki
You really thought you could go out
with me without introducing yourself?
[17:16] (Flashback) Aki
Coward.
[17:22] Kikune
That was my first experience with Aki-sama.
[17:25] Masamune
Ruthless as ever...
[17:27] Kikune
She defeated that cheating bastard
without laying a single finger on him.
[17:30] Kikune
I thought she was truly the hand of justice!
[17:33] Masamune
Huh... And now the personal
guard of that hand of justice
[17:37] ---
is using this cowardly method?
[17:39] Kikune
Wh-What?!
[17:40] Masamune
If you wanted to win fair and square,
[17:43] ---
you wouldn't try to win by
default like this, would you?
[17:49] Kikune
I guess you might have a point!
[17:51] Masamune
Are you Morontarou, born from a moron?
[17:54] Kikune
But this is what Sonoka
and Mari told me to do...
[17:57] Kikune
We said we'd defeat you, so I was
going to try to defeat you.
[18:01] Kikune
But there's no way that Aki-sama
would actually lose. I mean...
[18:05] Kikune
Wh-What should I do?
[18:13] Kikune
Hello, Mari? Thank goodness.
[18:15] ---
I wanted to ask you something.
[18:17] Kikune
Huh? What?
[18:18] ---
Makabe? You want to talk to him?
[18:21] Masamune
Huh? Me?
[18:22] Kikune
Yeah.
[18:23] Masamune
Hello?
[18:24] Mari
Makabe Masamune?
[18:26] Mari
I'm the class rep of Class 2-A,
[18:29] ---
and a member of Aki-sama's
personal guard, Mizuno Mari.
[18:32] Masamune
And what does the honorable
class rep want from me?
[18:34] Mari
Let's declare this match a draw.
[18:37] Masamune
Huh?
[18:38] Mari
We'll let you out of there, so why
don't you also release your hostage?
[18:43] Masamune
Hostage? What are you—
[18:45] Masamune
Could it have been Master?
[18:50] Masamune
I have no idea what you're talking about.
[18:53] Mari
Wha— Are you trying to play dumb?
[18:55] Masamune
Even if something like that happened,
[18:58] ---
which class is closer to show time?
[19:01] Masamune
Our show is in the afternoon.
[19:04] Masamune
I'll just wait here until
my friends come. Bye.
[19:07] Mari
Hold it, Makabe Masamune!
[19:07] [Messenger] Sign
In Call
Mizuno Mari
[19:09] Masamune
Now, the balance of power has shifted.
[19:12] ---
We were at a disadvantage,
but now we have checkmate.
[19:15] Masamune
Which will lead to a checkmate for my
eventual revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[19:22] Mari
I'm so mad! How dare you try
to take advantage of me?!
[19:26] Mari
Who does he think he is?!
[19:27] ---
Stupid! Idiot! Piece of shit!
[19:29] ---
I'll curse your descendants!
[19:29] Aki
Mari! There you are!
[19:32] Mari
Aki-sama!
[19:33] Aki
Let's hurry to the gymnasium.
[19:35] Mari
But did they find Gasou Kanetsugu?
[19:38] Aki
No.
[19:40] Aki
But...
[19:41] Aki
The curtain will still rise.
[19:43] ---
At this rate, I'll just perform
this even without a prince.
[19:46] Mari
Aki-sama...
[19:48] Aki
I always knew I couldn't rely on any prince.
[19:52] Aki
Since a long, long time ago...
[19:55] Masamune
Now we'll just have to see what they do next.
[19:59] Masamune
If they don't do anything,
we'll definitely win.
[20:04] Kikune
I'm a coward, and I'm finished.
[20:06] ---
My master is going to let me go.
[20:10] Kikune
Huh? It's Mari again.
SIGN Message Mari Edit
[20:13] Kikune
"Leave Makabe there and help
search for Gasou Kanetsugu."
[20:18] Kikune
He's gone, too?
[20:21] Masamune
R-Really?
[20:23] Kikune
Wait a minute...
[20:25] Kikune
Did you guys do the same thing?!
[20:27] Masamune
Hey! Wait! Calm down!
[20:29] Kikune
Who were you calling a coward?!
[20:33] Kikune
You tricked me!
[20:41] Tae
He's not here, either.
[20:43] ---
Honestly, where did our prince go?
[20:46] Kikune
Divine punishment!
[20:50] Both
There he is!
[21:06] Masamune
I'm sorry to make you worry.
[21:07] Tae
They seriously locked you up?!
[21:10] Tae
Isn't that awful?! I have
to go complain to Class A!
[21:12] Masamune
I don't know the details,
[21:15] ---
but now that I'm safe, there's
no need to hurry, is there?
[21:19] Masamune
Unlike us, they're going to have to withdraw.
[21:22] Both
Withdraw?
[21:24] Masamune
Well, their prince, Gasou
Kanetsugu, is missing, right?
[21:29] Masamune
They won't be able to put
on their play like that.
[21:35] Masamune
So now that I'm safe, we've basically won.
[21:38] Masamune
Wait, you didn't know that yet?
[21:41] Kojuurou
They've already started their play.
[21:46] Tae
What's going on?
[21:48] Tae
If what you said is true, that means
they don't have a prince, right?
[21:53] Kojuurou
Does that mean they
went on without a prince?
[22:04] Masamune
What the hell is she thinking?!
E12 - Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die
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SIGN Currently 2-A's "Snow White" Is Showing
SIGN #12 "Don't Let Go of the Mic, Even if You Die"
[00:10] Aki
My, what a cute little house.
[00:13] Aki
Small chairs and a small table.
[00:16] Aki
I wonder who lives here.
[00:19] Masamune
Their costumes and the set
[00:20] ---
look much more professional than I expected.
[00:24] Masamune
It's even standing room only.
[00:27] Aki
But why is this place so covered in dust?
[00:31] Aki
Will you all help me clean?
[00:33] Dwarves
Of course, Snow White!
[00:45] Neko
Do you think we can win?
[00:49] Masamune
No way.
[00:51] Masamune
It's not just a matter of their Snow White.
[00:53] ---
Their entire cast is on another level.
[00:56] Masamune
How much did they rehearse to get this far?
[00:59] Mari
How do you like the show, Makabe Masamune?
[01:03] Masamune
Did you find Gasou?
[01:05] Mari
No.
[01:05] Masamune
Do you have his replacement?
[01:07] Mari
There aren't any other boys
who could fit in his costume.
[01:11] Masamune
Then why did you let the show go on?
[01:15] Mari
Because Aki-sama decided that she
would go on even without a prince!
[01:21] (Flashback) Aki
As you all know, Gasou Kanetsugu
still hasn't been found.
[01:26] (Flashback) Queen
What's going to happen?
[01:27] (Flashback) Soldier
Are we canceling?
[01:28] (Flashback) Aki
But we all rehearsed more than anyone else.
[01:32] (Flashback) Classmate
But...
[01:34] (Flashback) Aki
The Woodcutter,
[01:35] (Flashback) Aki
the Castle Soldier,
[01:37] (Flashback) Aki
the Queen... everyone.
[01:40] (Flashback) Aki
Wouldn't it frustrate you if
we canceled because of this?
[01:43] (Flashback) Aki
Everyone who isn't busy right
now is looking for the prince.
[01:48] (Flashback) Aki
We just need to keep our hopes up and
continue putting on the best show we can.
[01:53] (Flashback) Aki
That's what we're going
to have everyone watch.
[01:58] MC
We will now begin Class 2-A's
presentation of "Snow White."
[02:07] Mari
She said that she didn't want to
retreat in the face of the enemy.
[02:10] Masamune
Adagaki-san said that?
[02:11] Mari
Good for you.
[02:13] Mari
If we can't find Gasou Kanetsugu
by the end, the play will fail.
[02:16] Mari
Everything will go according to your plan!
[02:19] Masamune
Wait—
[02:21] Neko
Masamune-sama!
[02:23] Aki
That's right. I'm not going to cry.
[02:26] Aki
I won't lose. I'll be fine.
[02:29] Aki
I'll live on with my head held high.
[02:31] Masamune
We have to let him out.
[02:33] Neko
Huh?
[02:34] Masamune
I have to get Master to let Kanetsugu out.
[02:39] Masamune
Where are you, Master?
[02:48] Masamune
You're up there?!
[02:50] Masamune
If that's where you are, how am
I supposed to get a hold of you?!
[02:54] Neko
Are you all right, Masamune-sama?
[02:56] Neko
Did your fever come back?
[02:58] Masamune
No, I'm fine.
[02:59] ---
What's bad right now isn't my
health. It's this situation.
[03:03] Masamune
Think... There must be a way.
[03:06] Masamune
Some way to remedy this...
[03:09] ---
A way to let this play stick its landing.
[03:15] Masamune
Fujinomiya-san.
[03:16] Neko
Yes?
[03:17] Masamune
I have a favor to ask you.
[03:22] Neko
Masamune-sama, that's...
[03:24] Masamune
Please!
[03:27] Masamune
Please...
[03:32] Neko
I shall go.
[03:42] Student A
Huh? Makabe Masamune?
[03:43] Student B
From Class B? Why?
[03:49] Mari
May I help you, Makabe Masamune-san?
[03:53] Mari
If you've come here just to
laugh at us, please leave—
[03:56] Masamune
That's not it!
[03:58] Masamune
I know this is crazy.
[04:00] ---
My head is throbbing, and I feel like I'm
going to pass out from the fever, but...
[04:06] Masamune
Hey, if you don't want
to end this unfinished,
[04:10] Masamune
please hear me out.
[04:15] Dwarf A
The Princess has died!
[04:17] Dwarf B
Snow White-sama!
[04:20] Mc
And so, Snow White was put
into a coffin by the dwarfs.
[04:25] Aki
I guess they never found Kanetsugu.
[04:28] Aki
Even after we tried so hard...
[04:31] Aki
That's enough. We'll just have
to end the show like this.
[04:35] Aki
Snow White died after eating the apple.
She won't come back to life.
[04:40] Aki
Actually, this is more realistic.
[05:07] Aki
You can't rely on the prince.
[05:09] ---
That's what it comes down to.
[05:13] Masamune
Is this a dream or an illusion?
[05:21] Masamune
To think I'd find a coffin
in a place like this...
[05:25] Crowd A
Hey, wait...
[05:26] Crowd B
That's the prince, right?
[05:27] Crowd C
But the actor's...
[05:30] Tae
Fujinomiya-san!
[05:32] Tae
Where's Masamune-kun?
[05:40] Tae
Wh-Why is Masamune-kun in
Class A's "Snow White"?!
[05:47] Masamune
Everyone's watching.
[05:48] ---
Everyone's staring hard.
[05:50] Masamune
I'm sweating... Did my fever go up again?
[05:53] ---
Or is it because of the lights?
[05:55] Masamune
But I can't turn back now!
[05:59] (Flashback) Masamune
I'll take the stage in Gasou's place.
[06:02] (Flashback) Masamune
And I'll take this play to the end.
[06:05] (Flashback) Mari
Wha—
[06:07] (Flashback) Mari
Do you understand what you're saying?
[06:10] (Flashback) Masamune
I'm pretty sure I do.
[06:13] (Flashback) Mari
Listen. We are enemies.
[06:16] (Flashback) Mari
You, from Class B, intended to win
this competition as well, didn't you?
[06:20] (Flashback) Mari
So why would you...
[06:21] (Flashback) Masamune
I do intend to win. I did intend to win...
[06:25] (Flashback) Masamune
But I didn't think the production being put
on right now deserved to be destroyed.
[06:30] (Flashback) Mari
So you're implying that this is
genuinely for the sake of art?
[06:36] (Flashback) Masamune
As much as I hate to admit it...
[06:38] Masamune
Please don't be alarmed,
[06:40] Masamune
good people of the forest.
[06:42] Masamune
I understand exactly how you feel.
[06:44] Masamune
Just go along with it!
[06:45] Masamune
I'm sorry for causing such a stir.
[06:47] Masamune
Just shut up and go along with it!
[06:49] Masamune
I have one question. What happened here?
[06:53] Masamune
Come on, connect! Just keep going!
[06:55] Masamune
Keep it going! Connect! Keep
going! Keep going! Connect!
[07:03] Dwarf A
Well, my Prince...
[07:05] Dwarf B
Our Snow White...
[07:07] Dwarf C
...has sadly taken her final breath.
[07:09] Masamune
Bravo! They caught on!
[07:13] Masamune
Snow White—
[07:21] Mari
What the hell is that man doing?!
[07:26] Dwarf B
A-Are you all right, Prince?
[07:28] Dwarf A
Get a hold of yourself, Prince!
[07:30] Dwarf C
Please stand up.
[07:33] Masamune
I'm just tired from my long journey.
[07:37] Masamune
My chronic illness...
[07:39] Dwarf B
P-Please don't push yourself
too hard, Prince.
[07:42] Mari
Just how weak is this prince?!
[07:44] Kikune
Well, it's no surprise.
[07:46] Mari
Huh?
[07:46] Kikune
He's got a cold. His fever's
probably pretty high.
[07:51] Mari
Fever?
[07:53] Mari
I thought he might actually be
trying to ruin the performance.
[07:58] Kikune
I don't think he really has
that in him right now.
[08:10] Mari
Please...
[08:11] Mari
Just hold out until the end.
[08:16] Masamune
Just a little more....
[08:18] Masamune
I can't pass out here.
[08:25] Yoshino
You must have had a hard journey, my Prince.
[08:28] Masamune
Th-Thank you...
[08:33] Yoshino
Don't forget this later.
[08:37] Yoshino
Now go and gaze upon the princess's face.
[08:40] Masamune
Anyway, I just have the kiss left.
[08:42] Masamune
After that, I can crawl into a bed.
[08:45] Masamune
I can pass out then.
[08:47] ---
But for now, kiss! The end!
[08:53] Masamune
I just need to say my final line,
kiss her, and it'll be over.
[08:57] Aki
What are you waiting for?
[09:01] Aki
We just have to pretend
to kiss, and it'll be over.
[09:04] Aki
Hurry up and get to it!
[09:05] Masamune
What a beautiful princess!
[09:07] ---
It's as though she's only sleeping.
[09:12] Masamune
Kiss her, and it'll be done.
Kiss her, and it'll be done.
[09:14] ---
Kiss her, and it'll be done...
[09:41] Aki
What are you doing?!
[09:50] Yoshino
Yay. Snow White-sama
came back from the dead.
[09:58] Dwarves B & C
Yay!
[10:00] Dwarves
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[10:01] Mc
A-And so Snow White lived happily ever after
[10:05] ---
with the prince and the dwarfs of the forest.
[10:08] Mc
A happy end for one and all.
SIGN Karaoke
[10:29] Sonoka
And so, the Yasaka Festival ended
yesterday without a hitch.
[10:34] Sonoka
The winner of the popularity poll was
Class 2-A's production of "Snow White."
[10:39] Sonoka
Class B had to cancel their
performance, so they came in last.
[10:42] Sonoka
Therefore, the winner of
this match was Class A.
[10:46] Sonoka
And the Best Hero and Best Heroine awards
[10:48] ---
went to Makabe Masamune-kun
and Adagaki Aki-sama.
[10:52] Tae
This isn't fair!
[10:53] Sonoka
You say that, but...
[10:56] Tae
Well, Class A was only able to finish
their play because Masamune-kun
[11:01] ---
appeared in it without telling us, right?
[11:03] Tae
Masamune-kun went straight to
the nurse's office after that...
[11:08] Tae
And my whole script was completely ruined!
[11:12] Masamune
I'm sorry.
[11:12] Gasou
Well, when I offered to be
Class B's prince in your place...
[11:17] (Flashback) ---
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[11:18] (Flashback) Tae
Don't underestimate the
importance of pairings.
[11:21] Tae
It's not like just anyone is good
enough for Kojuurou-kyun!
[11:24] Gasou
Wha—
[11:25] Aki
Whatever. It's all in the past.
[11:28] Aki
More importantly, why are so many
people crammed in such a small space?
[11:33] Tae
We were thinking of having
an after-party here.
[11:36] Aki
Oh, so were we.
[11:37] Gasou
Now, now. All the other rooms were full,
so this party room was all they had.
[11:45] Masamune
Why is the atmosphere so tense?
[11:47] Sonoka
Oh, I know. Why don't you settle things
from the cultural festival here?
[11:51] Tae & gasou
Huh?
[11:52] Sonoka
Well, we have both classes here.
[11:54] Sonoka
We'll just settle things with a song battle.
[12:00] Aki
There's no point in competing.
[12:02] Aki
I know exactly how it'll
end before we even start.
[12:05] Tae
And exactly why do you
think we're going to lose?
[12:08] Tae
Right, Kojuurou-kyun?
[12:10] Kojuurou
R-Right...
[12:11] Tae
Fine. We'll accept this challenge.
[12:13] Tae
How about whoever loses has
to pay the entire tab here?
[12:17] Aki
All right. Very well.
[12:20] Neko
We're having a song battle, Masamune-sama.
[12:22] Masamune
R-Right...
[12:25] Sonoka
All right, then...
[12:26] Sonoka
Who will be the true victor?
[12:28] Sonoka
The karaoke song battle!
[12:31] Sonoka
The first one up is...
[12:33] Tae
I, Futaba Tae, will go!
[12:35] Tae
Masamune-kun, could you put
in "Selfish MIRROR HEART"?
[12:38] Neko
Masamune-sama, will you put in the request?
[12:41] Masamune
Uh, sure.
[12:42] Masamune
One sec...
[12:43] Masamune
Uh... Huh? Hm...
[12:47] Kojuurou
Do you want me to do it for you?
[12:49] Masamune
Thanks, Kojuurou.
[12:50] ---
I haven't used this type of device before.
[12:54] Kojuurou
It's in, Class Rep.
[12:56] Tae
Okay! Let's do this!
[12:58] Sonoka
The first one up from
Class B is Futaba Tae-san!
SIGN Selfish
[13:00] [SONG] Sign
Lyrics: Masaki Erika
Composition: Katou Yuusuke
[13:01] Sonoka
The song she chose is "Selfish MIRROR HEART!"
[13:04] Tae
Selfish MIRROR HEART!
Look at my upside-down eyes!
SIGN Points
SIGN Volume
SIGN Control
SIGN Technique
SIGN Emotion
SIGN Rhythm
SIGN Comments: You were mostly keeping with the rhythm. Let's keep trying harder.
SIGN Calories Burned:
[13:18] Tae
How's that?
[13:19] Tae
That was my true power!
[13:22] Neko
You're very good, Futaba-san.
[13:23] Tae
Nah, it was nothing.
[13:26] Aki
I'll go next.
[13:28] Mari
Aki-sama, we're counting on you.
SIGN Snow Flower
[13:30] Aki
This isn't weakness or me being needy
[13:35] Aki
I just love you
[13:39] Aki
That's what I thought from my heart
SIGN Points
SIGN Volume
SIGN Control
SIGN Technique
SIGN Emotion
SIGN Rhythm
SIGN Comments: You're able to sing for a long time on the correct pitch. Hearing your singing is very soothing.
SIGN Calories Burned:
[13:46] Gasou
You're amazing, Aki-chan.
[13:48] Aki
It wasn't my best, but
I guess it is what it is.
[13:52] Masamune
Not your best, my ass...
SIGN Fast
SIGN Interrupt Reservation
[14:02] [SONG] Sign
Original Song
Key Reservation
SIGN Reserve
[14:03] Neko
Now, then... I guess I'm up next.
[14:06] Kojuurou
Do your best, Fujinomiya-san.
[14:08] Neko
I shall.
SIGN Goodbye, The One I Love Most
[14:08] [SONG] Sign
Lyrics: Kojima Izumi
Composition: Kojima Izumi
[14:09] Tae
Oh, I love this song. It's
so sad, but such a good song.
[14:13] Neko
Yes. It's a breakup song that
perfectly fits how I feel right now.
[14:19] Yoshino
You brute.
[14:20] Neko
Goodbye, the one I love most
[14:23] Masamune
Wha—
[14:24] Masamune
What the hell is this situation?!
[14:27] Neko
Goodbye, the one I love most
[14:32] Neko
I still love you
[14:35] Kikune
Are you plotting something again?
[14:38] Sonoka
If I'm inferring correctly,
[14:39] Neko
I'm so disappointed, I'm so sad
[14:39] ---
Makabe Masamune is not
accustomed to karaoke.
[14:43] Kikune
Now that you mention it,
he does seem a bit tense.
[14:47] Sonoka
This is our chance, Kikune-chan.
[14:50] Sonoka
If Aki-sama sees just how
pathetic and pitiful he is,
[14:51] Neko
Please just come back
[14:53] ---
she'll become disillusioned.
[14:55] Sonoka
She'll completely despise Makabe.
[14:57] Kikune
You're so smart, Sonoka!
[15:01] Aki
Yoshino, aren't you next?
SIGN Walk Over Amagi Pass
[15:06] [SONG] Sign
Lyrics: Yoshioka Osamu
Composition: Gen Tetsuya
[15:08] Masamune
So stoic!
[15:09] Yoshino
Her lingering scent that you couldn't hide
[15:11] Tae
How about this?
[15:14] Masamune
I-I wonder what it is...
[15:15] Masamune
She's on pitch,
[15:15] Yoshino
Had eventually stuck to you
[15:17] ---
but I've never heard someone sing
"Walk Over Amagi Pass" this way.
[15:21] Masamune
In a way, she's definitely the only one.
[15:21] Yoshino
Rather than have someone take you from me
[15:22] Kojuurou
Makabe-kun, did you decide on a song?
[15:24] Masamune
No, not yet...
[15:26] Masamune
One sec...
[15:27] Yoshino
May I just kill you instead?
[15:32] Masamune
Ugh, it's throbbing...
[15:35] ---
Maybe I'll just go home.
[15:37] Sonoka
You're not allowed to run away.
[15:41] Kikune
If you're trying to keep Aki-sama
from seeing how pathetic you are,
[15:44] ---
it's too late for that.
[15:46] Masamune
Wh-What are you...
[15:47] Sonoka
Well, you're the hot normie Makabe-kun.
[15:50] Sonoka
I'm sure karaoke is easy-peasy for you.
[15:53] Kikune
We want to hear you sing.
[15:55] ---
I'm sure we'll be moved.
[15:59] Masamune
Of course—
[15:59] Aki
What are you doing?
[16:01] Both
Aki-sama?!
[16:02] Aki
It's not fair for the hosts to put further
pressure on one of the participants, is it?
[16:08] Both
We're sorry.
[16:09] Aki
Come on, hurry back to the
room. Everyone's waiting.
[16:13] Both
Okay...
[16:20] Masamune
Th-Thanks...
[16:21] Masamune
Did she just back me up?
[16:23] ---
She even came out of the room...
[16:28] Aki
I don't need you to thank me.
[16:32] Masamune
Or not!
[16:34] Aki
Come on, let's go. It's almost your turn.
[16:37] Masamune
R-Right...
[16:46] Aki
Th-This is the opening song from Hadapure*!
SIGN Smile de Hadapure!
[16:47] [SONG] Sign
Lyrics: yuiko
Composition: Ramseeni
[16:49] Aki
Wh-Who put this in without saying anything?
[16:52] Neko
I did.
[16:54] Neko
I thought it wouldn't hurt to put it in while
Masamune-sama was away from his seat.
[16:59] Aki
I-I see.
[17:00] Aki
Damned Commando Catgirl! When did she...
[17:03] Neko
Could you hand me that mic there?
[17:06] Aki
I-I know that!
[17:08] Masamune
She looks super pissed.
[17:11] Neko
Would you like to sing along with me?
[17:13] Neko
It is a duet, after all.
[17:18] Aki
I guess I don't have a choice.
[17:19] Aki
Smile, everyone!
[17:21] Aki
I'm always Hadapure!
[17:36] ---
Hey, look this way
[17:39] Neko
Come on, don't be shy
[17:41] Aki
It's no fun unless you keep your head up
[17:47] Neko
We're definitely
[17:49] Aki
Yeah! Positive!
[17:52] Neko
Keep your dreams big and bold
[17:56] Aki
I want to become
[17:59] Neko
As sparkly as a jewel
[18:03] Ai
Just kidding!
[18:04] Neko
Pure heart
[18:05] Aki
I'm so excited!
[18:07] Neko
I can't be stopped yet
[18:13] Both
We'll find it, no matter what!
[18:15] Both
Go forth, Hadapure! Pure, so pure!
[18:18] Both
We won't lose in cuteness
[18:20] Both
Let the flower of courage bloom,
and let all the excitement out
[18:25] Both
I'm Hadapure!
[18:27] Both
We want to send kindness to your skin
[18:31] Both
Let's get excited again
[18:34] Aki
So tomorrow
[18:36] Neko
Our smiles will be pure-pure, too
[18:38] Both
So excited! Hadapure!
[18:47] Mari
Aki-sama!
[18:48] Tae
Wow, that was amazing!
[18:49] Gasou
Hadapure sure brings back memories. I loved it.
[18:52] Kojuurou
So cool!
[18:57] Aki
The best Hadapure is, of course,
the original, Whitening-chan.
[19:00] Neko
You must be joking.
[19:02] ---
Surely you mean Sunscreen-sama.
[19:07] Aki
I guess we'll never see eye to eye.
[19:10] Masamune
They're hopeless.
[19:12] Kojuurou
You're the final act, Masamune-kun.
[19:15] Masamune
That's right!
[19:16] Tae
What're you gonna sing?
[19:20] Masamune
Then...
[19:21] [SONG] Sign
Lyrics: ChouCho
Composition: AstroNoteS
[19:30] Masamune
Listen to the cries of my soul!
SIGN Hello. Will you be placing an order?
[19:41] ---
Huh?
[19:42] Yoshino
Someone...
[19:43] Yoshino
Please help...
[19:48] Front desk
Hello? Hello?
[19:50] Front desk
Hello?!
[19:53] Masamune
Man, that was embarrassing.
What did you guys think?
[19:57] Masamune
I burned fifteen calories.
SIGN Unable to Score
SIGN We were unable to score this.
SIGN Calories Burned:
[19:59] Masamune
That's about the same as fifty sit-ups.
[20:05] Masamune
Wow, I didn't know you could burn
so many calories by doing karaoke.
[20:10] Masamune
Maybe I'll add it as a new
part of my workout regimen.
[20:14] Masamune
I wonder why everyone went home, though.
[20:17] Masamune
Right, Adagaki-san?
[20:20] Masamune
By the way, where's Koiwai-san?
[20:22] Aki
She's out shopping.
[20:23] ---
I ended up using more energy
than necessary because of you.
[20:27] Masamune
Because of me?
[20:28] Aki
Anyway, why did you stay behind?
[20:31] ---
You should have gone
home with everyone else.
[20:33] Masamune
I'll go home after Koiwai-san comes back.
[20:35] Aki
What?
[20:36] Masamune
It's dangerous for a girl to be
out here by herself at this hour.
[20:41] Masamune
Though I'm sure that even
if some guy came up to you,
[20:44] ---
you'd chase him away.
[20:46] Aki
If you know that...
[20:47] Masamune
What happened last time
might happen again, too.
[20:52] Aki
Do whatever you want.
[20:53] Masamune
Yeah, yeah.
[20:55] Masamune
Hey, you know, you never
did thank me for that.
[20:58] Aki
Huh? You're bringing that up now?
[21:00] Aki
I properly apologized for that,
and you did it all on your own, anyway.
[21:04] Aki
That's right. You always
do whatever you want.
[21:08] Aki
Like at the cultural festival...
[21:17] Aki
What do you want me to do?
[21:19] Masamune
Huh?
[21:20] Aki
I'm asking you what you want me to do.
[21:23] ---
You know, to thank you...
[21:25] Masamune
Whoa, where's this coming*
from, Cruel Princess?
[21:27] Masamune
Why are you being so sincere?
[21:29] Masamune
No, this must be a trap.
[21:31] ---
Any minute now, she'll bare her fangs.
[21:33] Aki
H-Hurry up and tell me.
[21:36] Masamune
Th-Then, um... How about a kiss?
[21:42] Masamune
How about you kiss me this time?
[21:47] Masamune
D-Did I go too far?
[21:48] ---
Did I ask for too much?
[21:56] Aki
All right.
[21:57] Masamune
Huh? She said yes so easily?!
[22:00] Aki
Th-Then will you close your eyes?
[22:03] Masamune
Uh, um...
[22:04] Aki
It's embarrassing, so
hurry up and close them.
[22:07] Masamune
O-Okay!
[22:08] Aki
Are you ready?
[22:10] ---
Make sure you don't open your eyes.
[22:12] Aki
If you open them, I'll be mad.
[22:14] Masamune
Wh-What am I supposed to do next?
[22:16] Masamune
Actually, how do I look right now?
[22:17] Masamune
Maybe I look really stupid...
[22:19] Masamune
No, damn it. Straighten up!
[22:27] Masamune
Sweet... And hot...
[22:30] Masamune
Wait, what?!
[22:35] Aki
That's plenty for you.
[22:38] Aki
And I gave you half of my precious
food, so you should be thankful.
[22:46] Aki
So good.
[22:48] ---
Go on, eat it before it gets cold.
[22:52] Masamune
I-It is good.
[22:56] Aki
Right?
[22:58] ---
Let's go home, Yoshino.
[23:03] Yoshino
You never follow through, Pig's Foot.
[23:06] Masamune
M-Master?
[23:07] Yoshino
A little bit more and you might
have gotten your revenge.
[23:11] Masamune
Huh?!
[23:12] Yoshino
Why didn't you go for it instead of waiting?
[23:14] ---
Y-You mean...
[23:17] Yoshino
You're so stupid, Pig's Foot.
[23:20] Masamune
What are you doing, Makabe Masamune?!
[23:25] Masamune
But I've only just begun.
[23:27] Masamune
Adagaki Aki...
[23:28] Masamune
Next time, I will make you
fall in love with me...
SIGN Notice of Class Trip
SIGN Destination: Paris, France
[23:31] Masamune
And then dump you.
E - OAD
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[00:11] Girl
That boy is so hot!
[00:13] Girl
Is he a model?
[00:14] Girl
He's got really great skin, too.
[00:16] Masa
My hotness is on point again today.
[00:18] Masa
I'm hot, both smart and athletic,
and both beautiful and witty.
[00:21] Masa
Is there a more perfect man than me?
[00:26] Masa
Of course there's not!
SIGN "Of Course, My Mom..."
[02:02] Masa
Today's workout regimen consists of front
planks, plank leg raises, and push-ups.
[02:07] Haruka
Welcome home, Maa-kun!
[02:11] Masa
Would you act your age for once, you old hag?!
[02:14] Haruka
Owie...
[02:17] Masa
How old are you?
Would you give that up already?!
[02:22] Haruka
Maa-kun, you dummy! I'm in the fifth grade!
[02:26] Masa
Huh? Are you still half-asleep?
[02:30] Mom
Oh, dear. Maa-kun, you know better
than to be mean to little girls.
[02:35] Masa
Huh?!
[02:37] Mom
You don't remember her?
She's Asae-neesan's little Haruka-chan.
[02:42] Masa
Aunt... Asae?
[02:45] Mom
Yes. Haruka-chan is your cousin, Maa-kun.
[02:48] Mom
Has it been about a year
since you last saw each other?
[02:50] Haruka
Uh-huh...
[02:51] Masa
Haruka?
[02:53] Masa
Haruka? I've heard that name before.
[02:56] Masa
Oh, yeah. That was right around
the time I finally got skinny.
[02:57] (Flashback) Guy
Thank you all for gathering here today.
[03:00] (Flashback) Guy
Eat plenty, drink plenty,
and enjoy yourselves.
[03:08] (Flashback) Masa
What?
[03:09] (Flashback) Haruka
Masamune-oniichan!
[03:13] Masa
Oh, she's that pudgy little pudding!
[03:17] Masa
Man, you sure do look a lot like the loli hag.
[03:20] Masa
I mean... You sure have grown in a year! Yeah!
[03:23] Chinatsu
Onii-chan!
[03:24] Chinatsu
Why did you make Mom cry again?
[03:28] Masa
Wait, no! She's not—
[03:29] Chinatsu
She's not what? You horrible son!
[03:33] Asae
Oh, Masamune-kun and Chinatsu-chan.
I see you're as close as ever.
[03:44] Chinatsu
Auntie?
[03:45] Asae
I wish I could've had an older
brother for Haruka, too.
[03:49] Mom
You've still got time, Nee-san.
[03:52] Asae
You think so?
Maybe I'll give it another try.
[03:55] Mom
I'll be cheering you on.
Right, Haruka-chan?
[03:57] Haruka
You can do it, Mommy!
[04:00] Masa
Just how are you going to do that?
[04:04] Masa
Guess they really are sisters.
[04:06] Masa
Seriously, though, they all
look way too much alike.
[04:09] Masa
Is our hag some kind of monster?
[04:13] Chinatsu
Come over here for a sec!
[04:15] Mom
What is it, Chinatsu-chan?
[04:28] Chinatsu
Here, change into these.
[04:33] Chinatsu
Nice.
[04:37] Chinatsu
Very nice.
[04:42] Chinatsu
So cute!
[04:45] Chinatsu
This is the best!
[04:53] Masa
Come on, now.
[04:56] Asae
I can't let this continue.
[04:58] Chinatsu
So cute!
[05:01] Chinatsu
Very nice! Why don't you
two get a little closer?
[05:04] Chinatsu
Very nice!
[05:08] Masa
Wait, is she calling the cops?!
[05:11] Asae
Sorry for the wait!
[05:12] Masa
Auntie, wait!
[05:21] Masa
Wh-Who are you?!
[05:22] Asae
Oh, come on, now! It's your Auntie Asae!
[05:25] Masa
You lie!
[05:25] Asae
Please. I just got a little serious.
[05:28] Masa
Serious? What does "serious" even mean?!
[05:30] Masa
Serious about what?!
[05:32] Mom
Asae-neesan, you should have
Chinatsu-chan take your picture, too.
[05:35] Asae
That was exactly my intention!
[05:37] Haruka
Yay! We all match!
[05:39] Chinatsu
It's amazing what you can do with makeup.
[05:42] Masa
Makeup? This is makeup?!
[05:45] Masa
Does that mean our loli hag also
looks like that because of makeup,
[05:48] ---
and she's actually...
[05:51] Masa
Women are terrifying!
I don't even want to think about that!
[05:53] Chinatsu
Onii-chan, you dummy. Mom is all natural.
[05:57] Both
Right?
[05:58] Masa
Wh-What?!
[06:00] Masa
That's terrifying in its own right!
[06:09] All
So, which one is your real mom?
[06:14] Mom
Is it me?
[06:16] Asae
It's me, of course!
[06:17] Haruka
It's me, duh!
[06:18] One
It's me!
[06:20] Two
Come on, Maa-kun!
[06:21] Three
I'm telling you, it's me!
[06:21] Some
Look at me!
[06:25] Masa
Please, no!
[06:30] Masa
I'm so tired.
[06:35] Haru
Um... You see, Maa-kun,
I wanted to be your girlfriend,
[06:39] Haru
so I tried really hard to grow bigger.
[06:41] Masa
Huh?
[06:42] Asae
Cousins can get married.
[06:45] Masa
You've got good taste. I'll give you that.
[06:49] Masa
But someone else already has my heart.
[06:51] Haru
Oh...
[06:53] Masa
Whoops... I was a bit too straightforward.
[06:57] Haru
Well, if things don't work out,
I get to be next, okay?
[07:01] Masa
Huh?
[07:03] Chinatsu
The women of the Makabe
family sure are tough.
[07:09] Masa
You're the last person who should say that!
SIGN "Tsunade Island, Once More."
[07:19] Tae
This feels great, doesn't it?
[07:21] Neko
The scent of the salt air is so rich
that it's almost suffocating.
[07:25] Tae
I didn't think I'd be able
to come back this year.
[07:28] Neko
We must thank Aki-sama
for inviting us over again.
[07:32] Tae
Yeah! I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun again!
[07:35] Yoshi
We'll be there soon, so get ready.
[07:38] Both
Okay.
[07:40] Midori
Welcome to Tsunade Island!
SIGN Tsunade Island
[07:43] Midori
We're happy to have you again this year!
[07:47] Kojuurou
Hello, Yuisaki-san.
[07:48] Midori
Oh, I see you're as cute as ever, cutie boy!
[07:52] Koju
"Cutie boy"...
[07:54] Midori
Welcome to Aki-sama and the rest, as well.
[07:57] Tae
Hello!
[07:58] Neko
I may be "the rest,"
but thank you for having us.
[08:02] Midori
Oh? Where's the fucking
refreshing boy from last year?
[08:06] Aki
Ah...
[08:07] Midori
Oh?
[08:09] Midori
Did they break up? Separate?
[08:11] Midori
Bye-bye my love?
Something definitely happened!
[08:13] Midori
Ahem.
[08:15] Midori
Get a hold of yourself, Aki-sama.
[08:17] Midori
There are plenty of good men
other than that fucking boy.
[08:21] Midori
Now, hit me with any venting or anything
awful you want to say about him!
[08:24] Aki
Indeed...
[08:26] Tae
It really is too bad about Masamune-kun.
[08:28] Neko
If only that hadn't happened...
[08:30] Midori
"That"?
[08:31] Midori
Was the reason infidelity? DV?
[08:33] Aki
Both.
[08:34] Midori
Oh, my stars! My, oh, my, oh, my!
[08:36] Midori
Who did he cheat with? Who did he hit?
[08:39] Yoshi
Himself... and himself.
[08:41] Midori
Huh?
[08:42] Aki
He's such an idiot.
He's the worst idiot who ever lived.
[08:48] Masa
I'm on top of my game again today!
[08:50] Masa
Everything about me is in perfect symmetry.
[08:52] Masa
I look beautiful walking or sitting.
[08:55] Masa
Not to mention my hotness
is blinding as the sun.
[08:59] Masa
I am truly perfec—
[09:03] (Flashback) Girls
What...
[09:07] aki
He was so enamored by his reflection
that he crashed into a street lamp?
[09:10] Aki
He actually bled? And got a concussion?
[09:12] Aki
How self-loving and narcissistic can he be?!
[09:14] ---
He is the biggest fool who's ever lived!
[09:17] Midori
Ah, so that's why he
couldn't come on this trip.
[09:20] Midori
Oh...
[09:23] Midori
I mean... Oh, I hope he
gets back on his feet soon.
[09:29] Aki
What? As if I want anything to do with him.
[09:32] Neko
In that case, I'll gladly
take him off your hands.
[09:35] Yoshi
Me, too.
[09:37] Aki
Y-You two can't even tell when I'm joking?!
[09:40] Neko
Oh, I thought you were quite serious.
[09:43] Tae
Come on! Just try on this
bikini for a second!
[09:47] Koju
No!
[09:51] Koju
Makabe-kun, how could you
leave me alone like this?!
[10:00] Tae
I'm so sure he'd look cute in it.
[10:03] Tae
Too bad.
[10:04] Neko
It's not as if I don't understand how you feel...
[10:09] Neko
Yes?
[10:10] Aki
Are you two ready?
[10:12] Neko
Yes, anytime.
[10:18] Aki
What?
[10:20] Tae
Whoa, what happened?
Did you finally hit puberty?
[10:23] Aki
That's right. I'm not my old self anymore.
[10:32] Tae
Wow, it's such a nice day today.
[10:36] Neko
T-Today is quite amusing.
[10:40] Yoshi
Something came rolling toward me.
[10:50] Aki
Y-Yoshino?
[10:52] Yoshi
Yes, Aki-sama?
[10:54] Aki
I'm hungry. Could you bring
me something to eat?
[10:57] Yoshi
Please prepare your own meal.
[11:03] Aki
Yoshino's gotten quite a bit bolder.
[11:43] Aki
Yoshi—
[11:45] Yoshi
What is it?
[11:47] Aki
Never mind.
[11:49] Aki
Yes?
[11:57] Yoshi
You should start brushing from the ends.
[12:03] Tae
Hi, hi!
[12:05] Neko
Thank you for having us over.
[12:06] Yoshi
What?
[12:08] Tae
What do you mean, "what?"
We're having a girls' night!
[12:11] Tae
Talking into the wee hours
of the morning is a must!
[12:13] Tae
We came all the way to the ocean!
And it's nighttime!
[12:16] Yoshi
That makes no sense.
[12:17] Neko
This calls for sweets
and relationship stories.
[12:20] Tae
Yeah! Relationship stories!
And things like what our types are...
[12:26] Neko
Setting that aside...
Maybe we should talk about some troubles
[12:29] ---
we can finally bring up now.
[12:31] Aki
Wh-What? I'm fine with talking about
relationship things or any advice you'd need!
[12:38] Yoshi
Since we're all here, we should...
[12:40] All
We should...?
[12:41] Yoshi
Study.
[12:45] Tae
Yeah...
[12:46] Neko
That'd be best.
[12:48] Aki
Wha—
[12:52] Aki
You were actually serious?
[12:54] Tae
I mean, we're third-years now.
[12:58] Tae
We have to prepare for entrance exams.
[13:00] Yoshi
Let's start with kanji drills.
[13:02] Aki
Hey!
[13:03] Midori
There isn't enough alcohol, damn it!
[13:06] Midori
What are y'all being so buddy-buddy for?
[13:09] Midori
Oh, I see.
[13:11] ---
I can't be considered a girl anymore
because I've bazongaed into my thirties?
[13:14] Midori
This old hag is trying way too hard?
[13:16] Midori
Asking for a ring for my birthday
present was too overbearing?
[13:20] Midori
A beef bowl is more than enough?!
[13:21] ---
Help...
[13:22] Midori
Shut your dumbass mouth!
[13:26] Midori
Oh, I'm aware.
[13:28] ---
Love is just an illusion.
It's all a misunderstanding.
[13:31] Midori
Some people just wake up from
the dream faster than others!
[13:35] Midori
Hey! Aki! Sama!
[13:38] Midori
You understand, don't you?
[13:40] ---
You only went out with that
hot boy because he's cute.
[13:43] Midori
You wouldn't have done it if he were a fatty!
[13:47] Midori
How about you? Would you date a fatty?
[13:48] Tae
Er, um...
[13:51] Neko
I'd have no issue as long as they were healthy.
[13:53] Aki
I'd still go out with them.
[13:56] both
You there!
[13:57] Aki
You averted your eyes just now, didn't you?
[14:00] Midori
You only like attractive people,
don't you?! You terrifying child!
[14:07] Neko
I'd love to hear what you'd have to say.
[14:09] Tae
Agreed!
[14:13] Midori
You terrifying child!
[14:20] Koju
Makabe-kun, save me...
[14:54] Masa
Hello?
[14:55] Aki
So, how are you doing?
[14:57] Masa
Okay, I guess.
[14:58] Masa
How are things over there?
[15:00] Aki
Fine. We're having fun.
[15:03] Aki
It's not as though I have to worry about
[15:06] ---
how you're holding up,
or if you'll run into another pole.
[15:09] Aki
It's a very nice feeling.
[15:14] Masa
So you're lonely?
[15:20] Aki
Of course I'm lonely, you dummy.
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[15:36] Yoshi
Onee-chan.
[15:38] Yoshi
Here. Gifts from Tsunade Island.
[15:42] Nari
Oh, right. Thanks. Did you have fun?
[15:45] Yoshi
Somewhat.
[15:47] Nari
I see. Don't you have the day off today?
[15:50] Nari
Your trip to Tsunade Island
counted as work, didn't it?
[15:54] Nari
I mean, I can understand that you feel
more comfortable wearing that outfit.
[16:08] Nari
Pick whatever you like and try it on.
[16:10] Yoshi
Huh?
[16:18] Yoshi
This is way too mature for me.
It won't look good.
[16:21] Nari
What are you talking about?
[16:22] ---
We're sisters. Of course it'll look good on you.
[16:35] Yoshi
I don't think...
[16:36] Nari
Not quite right, huh?
[16:41] Nari
Hold on.
[16:45] Yoshi
Onee-chan...
[16:46] Nari
I know.
[16:49] Nari
Stay perfectly still.
Otherwise, you'll see blood.
[17:19] Nari
We should probably trim your bangs a bit.
[17:31] Nari
Here.
[17:38] Nari
There.
[17:43] Nari
There we go.
[17:48] Yoshi
Th-This is torture.
[17:50] Nari
And you're all done.
You can open your eyes now.
[18:02] Nari
I guess we can't do much about you
looking like an errand girl,
[18:05] Nari
but today's your day off,
so go do something for yourself.
[18:09] Yoshi
Huh?
[18:11] Nari
Off you go.
[18:24] Yoshi
Since I was always doing whatever
Aki-sama needed me to do,
[18:27] ---
I never got to carry a tiny purse like this.
[18:32] Yoshi
I always wore flat shoes so that
I could rush to her side at any time.
[18:39] Yoshi
I never did my nails, either.
[18:49] Guy
Welcome.
[19:08] Yoshi
It's sweet.
[19:09] Guy
Is it to your liking?
[19:19] Yoshi
I wonder why I can't find this fun.
[19:25] Girl
Thank you!
[19:28] ---
That was nice.
[19:28] ---
Yeah, how fun!
[19:31] ---
Let's go over there.
[19:32] ---
Sure.
[19:33] Yoshi
Oh, right.
[19:35] Yoshi
Because when I finally let myself be selfish,
[19:37] ---
I still wasn't able to get
the one thing that I wanted.
[19:56] Girl
Balloons!
[19:57] Boy
I'll go get you one!
[20:02] Boy
I-I'm sorry!
[20:15] Yoshi
You can have it.
[20:19] Girl
Thank you!
[20:36] Guy
Oh, sorry.
[21:00] Girl
Did you see her? She was super cute!
[21:04] Guy
Huh? Where?
[21:05] Guy
I don't think I saw her.
[21:11] Yoshi
Sorry, Onee-chan.
[21:13] Nari
It's fine, but are you sure you
want to come back already?
[21:17] Yoshi
Yeah.
[21:19] Nari
Honestly, what am I going to do with you?
[21:21] Yoshi
But it was a little bit fun.
[21:24] Yoshi
I had been wanting to be
prettier... on my own.
[21:29] Nari
Really?
[21:30] Yoshi
Yeah.
[21:31] Nari
So you're finally getting serious?
[21:33] Yoshi
I'll become prettier, be a better woman...
[21:36] Nari
Yup, yup...
[21:38] Yoshi
...make them fall for me, and then dump them.
[21:40] Nari
What?
[21:43] Yoshi
Just kidding.
[21:48] Yoshi
It's Aki-sama.
[21:54] Nari
Who knew she had that side to her?