E8 - Chifusa is Captured

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SIGN    Mie Castle
[00:04] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
SIGN    Boobs
[00:08] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
[00:12] Retainers
    His Lordship is in a sad state.
[00:12] Mie
    Boobs...
[00:15] Retainers
    He's been stuck in his room
    doing paperwork for three days.
[00:17] Retainers
    He's suffering from a bad case
    of boobs withdrawal.
[00:19] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs... Boobs...
[00:21] Retainers
    The poor man.
[00:25] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
[00:29] Mie
    Booooo...oobs!
[00:33] Retainers
    My lord! What's wrong?
[00:35] Retainers
    Everyone! His Lordship has fled again!
[00:42] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:46] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:50] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[00:54] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[00:56] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:00] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:05] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:08] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:11] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:15] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:19] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
[03:00] Ouka
    I'm to return to Edo?
[03:02] Man
    That's the clan's orders.
SIGN    Chifusa is Captured
SIGN    Chifusa is Captured
[03:04] Man
    Just when we'd almost caught her,
[03:07] Man
    you ruined everything
    by killing the Boob Thief.
[03:10] Ouka
    But...
[03:13] Man
    I told you. It's the clan's orders.
[03:16] Man
    Leave the rest to me and head back.
[03:21] Man
    Now, now. Don't worry.
[03:24] Man
    They say the Manyu have already
    sent another assassin.
[03:37] Kids
    Look! Look!
[03:39] Kids
    Which should I get?
[03:42] Kaede
    This town's full of life!
[03:44] Kaede
    I bet there's tons of good things to eat here.
[03:48] Kaede
    Right, Chifusa-sama?
[03:49] Chifusa
    We're not wasting any more time.
[03:51] Chifusa
    We need to get to our destination, fast.
[03:53] Kaede
    Aww, Chifusa-sama, you meanie!
[03:58] Girl
    He never looks at my face, just my tits!
[04:01] Girl
    Aww, really?
[04:03] Girl
    There's more to a girl
    than her melons, you know?
[04:08] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono... I got you caught up
    in our clan's struggles.
[04:14] Chifusa
    Why must women be born into this world
    with these things called "breasts"?
[04:20] Kaede
    Why? Hmm...
[04:23] Kaede
    'Cause if you didn't have boobs,
[04:26] Kaede
    you wouldn't know which side is your front
    and which is your back!
[04:32] Kaede
    You were just thinking,
    "Well, how can you tell, then, washboard?"
[04:37] Kaede
    Weren't you?
[04:38] Chifusa
    N-No, I wasn't...
[04:42] Kaede
    Squeeze!
[04:46] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, hurry up and learn Breast Flowing
    already and give me some of your breasts!
[04:47] Chifusa
    Come on, stop it!
[04:53] Chifusa
    Stop throwing a tantrum, Kaede!
[04:59] Man
    Good! Keep it up!
[05:04] Mie
    Boobs!
[05:11] Kaede
    A-Amazing...
[05:13] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[05:14] Chifusa
    But who was that?
[05:22] Mie
    What a coincidence!
[05:24] Mie
    I never thought I'd see you two again!
[05:26] Kaede
    I was surprised, too!
[05:29] Kaede
    I didn't think I'd see you here, my lord!
[05:31] Chifusa
    But what are you doing here, Mie-dono?
[05:35] Mie
    Right now, I am not Mie Hatomune,
    the ruler of Mie Province.
[05:40] Mie
    I am instead the wanderer
    known as Chichida Munenoshin!
SIGN    Chichida Munenoshin
SIGN    Chichida Munenoshin
[05:46] Chifusa
    Chichi (Tits)...
[05:47] Kaede
    Mune (Breasts)...?
[05:49] Townspeople
    It's been so long, Mune-san!
[05:51] Townspeople
    Where did you get off to this time?
[05:55] Townspeople
    It must be nice, just wandering all day!
[05:57] Townspeople
    Hey, Mune! How about a drink tonight?
[06:01] Mie
    Sure thing!
[06:01] Kids
    Wow, it's Mune-san!
[06:03] Mie
    Yeah!
[06:04] Kids
    Teach us how to fight with a sword again!
[06:05] Mie
    Sure!
[06:06] Townspeople
    Hello, Mune-san!
[06:08] Townspeople
    Stop at our place, too, Mune-san!
[06:12] Kaede
    He's actually really popular!
[06:15] Mie
    I hide my identity and walk among the people,
[06:18] Mie
    to learn things that I could
    never learn in my castle.
[06:24] Kaede
    Maybe I was wrong about him.
[06:26] Kaede
    I thought he was just a huge pervert.
[06:29] Chifusa
    Yeah, so did I.
[06:35] Chifusa
    What is it, Mie-dono?
[06:43] Mie
    Boobs!
[06:45] Girl
    Aww, you're silly, Mune-san.
[06:47] Mie
    U-Uncle! Uncle!
[06:49] Townspeople
    There he goes again.
[06:52] Townspeople
    He'd be a good guy if it weren't for that!
[06:54] Townspeople
    Eww! It's a pervert samurai!
[06:59] Mie
    Boobs!
[07:01] Girl
    No!
[07:04] Mie
    Boobs!
[07:05] Girl
    You're such a goof, Munenoshin!
[07:09] Mie
    Boobs!
[07:10] Girl
    Not happening!
[07:16] Mie
    Bartender, give me another tit...
    I mean, drink.
[07:21] Chifusa
    You're here to learn about
    the people's problems, huh?
[07:25] Chifusa
    What are you actually here for?
[07:27] Kaede
    Why are boobs so important to you?
[07:33] Mie
    If you ask me why,
    I can only give you one answer.
[07:37] Mie
    Because boobs are there!
[07:42] Kaede
    He's just a perv.
[07:44] Chifusa
    Boobs are all anybody cares about, huh?
[07:47] Chifusa
    Boobs, and tits.
[07:50] Mie
    Humans are born with breasts.
[07:53] Mie
    So it is human to seek them out.
[07:57] Mie
    I have a question for you, then.
[07:59] Mie
    Why are the breasts placed side-by-side,
    instead of on top of each other?
[08:04] Chifusa
    Why are the breasts...?
[08:07] Kaede
    Because it'd be really
    freaky-looking, obviously!
[08:11] Mie
    Because they are always side-by-side...
    That is, they are equal!
[08:19] Chifusa
    Boobs... are equal?
[08:22] Mie
    Be they big, be they small, be they saggy...
[08:27] Mie
    They are still boobs!
[08:30] Mie
    Heaven does not create
    one breast above another!
[08:34] Chifusa
    Heaven does not create
    one breast above another...
[08:37] Kaede
    So, what exactly does that mean?
[08:40] Mie
    You see, heaven made this
    incredible treasure called breasts.
[08:45] Mie
    And right now, I am starved of them!
[08:52] Mie
    I can't take it anymore...
[08:53] Mie
    Let me feel your breasts!
[09:00] Chifusa
    That's going too far, you pervert daimyo!
[09:03] Kaede
    Wait, Chifusa-sama!
[09:16] Chifusa
    What a waste of time that was.
[09:19] Chifusa
    In the end, all he wanted to do
    was feel up my breasts!
[09:23] Chifusa
    It makes me so mad! I was an idiot
    to listen to him for even a second.
[09:28] Kaede
    It feels like you're finally yourself again.
[09:31] Kaede
    You've been really depressed lately, you know.
[09:36] Kaede
    But after you met the lord—I mean, Mune-san,
[09:39] Kaede
    you went back to the Chifusa-sama I know.
[09:44] Chifusa
    You're right.
[09:46] Chifusa
    Listening to Mie-dono made me forget
    whatever it was I was worried about.
[09:50] Chifusa
    The things he said were just that dumb.
[09:53] Kaede
    Maybe he's actually a good guy!
[09:57] Chifusa
    A good guy, huh?
[09:59] (Flashback) Mie
    Boobs!
[10:03] Chifusa
    No, no, no!
[10:04] Chifusa
    He's just an idiot!
[10:07] Kaede
    It wouldn't kill you to let him feel up your
    chest as thanks for helping you feel better.
[10:12] Kaede
    It's not like they'll get smaller.
[10:14] Chifusa
    That's not the issue!
[10:19] Assassin
    You're Manyu Chifusa, yes?
[10:21] Assassin
    Your clan has sent me to capture you.
[10:29] Assassin
    You're a fool.
[10:31] Assassin
    Giving up your position as heir
    and fleeing the village...
[10:35] Assassin
    In the end, I guess you're just
    the daughter of an outsider.
[10:38] Chifusa
    Not only did I let him get between me
    and the sun, I let him draw his sword...
[10:45] Chifusa
    He might be able to hit me before I draw.
[10:48] Chifusa
    Can I draw fast enough
    when he steps in to strike?
[10:51] Chifusa
    What should I do?
[10:53] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I'll distract him!
[10:56] Chifusa
    No!
[11:02] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[11:03] Chifusa
    No!
[11:05] Assassin
    Too slow.
SIGN    Restaurant
SIGN    We Have Boobs
[11:13] Lord
    'Cause you see, they're always
    side-by-side... That is, they are equal!
[11:18] Lord
    Heaven does not create
    one breast above another!
[11:22] Lord
    So I'll have an equal amount of fun
    with all of your breasts!
[11:27] Lord
    Now, let me get a good feel.
[11:30] Girls
    Aww, Mune-sama, you're so silly!
[11:32] Mie
    O-Oww!
[11:34] Manager
    I'm afraid your time's about up...
[11:37] Mie
    I'll extend it, of course!
[11:38] Manager
    Thanks!
[11:46] Mie
    Wh-What happened to you?
[11:48] Mie
    You're...
[11:50] Kaede
    Ch-Chifusa-sama was attacked...
    by a Manyu assassin!
[11:55] Mie
    What?
[11:57] Tanima
    I told you not to bring
    any trouble here, you know!
[12:03] Tanima
    Things are touchy right now.
[12:05] Tanima
    I can't have them finding out about us.
[12:08] Assassin
    Just shut up and do what the Manyu tell you.
[12:12] Assassin
    If you want to continue getting
    what we've been giving you.
[12:18] Tanima
    So what are you going to do with this girl?
[12:22] Tanima
    Kill her?
[12:24] Assassin
    No. I'm bringing her back.
[12:27] Assassin
    The order was to take
    her back alive, if I could.
[12:36] Assassin
    Looks like you've been
    keeping it close to your chest.
[12:40] Tanima
    Th-This is the secret scroll?
[12:42] Tanima
    The one that contains all the tricks
    for making breasts bigger?
[12:46] Tanima
    With this, I could...
[12:48] Assassin
    That contains the clan's greatest secrets.
[12:50] Assassin
    Only the heir to the clan may hold it.
[12:52] Assassin
    Certainly not a man like you.
[13:02] Assassin
    They say you can steal breasts.
[13:06] Assassin
    I guess stealing's something you're good at.
[13:09] Assassin
    Now, how many of these secrets
    have you shared with the world?
[13:16] Assassin
    Let's settle in and have a nice, long chat.
[13:23] Assassin
    Which do you prefer?
[13:29] Assassin
    I like the look in your eyes.
[13:31] Assassin
    It's just turning me on more.
[13:39] Assassin
    I'll save my fun for last.
[13:54] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[13:56] Mie
    Are you awake?
SIGN    Restaurant
[14:01] Mie
    Wait! It was just a joke!
[14:04] Mie
    I'm not interested in flat girls, anyway!
[14:06] Kaede
    Where's Chifusa-sama? Where's Chifusa-sama?!
[14:08] Mie
    D-Don't worry.
[14:11] Mie
    I've got a good idea of where she is.
[14:19] Mie
    All right. I understand.
[14:26] Kaede
    Was that a spy?
[14:29] Mie
    So I was right.
[14:35] Mie
    Remember the "spirited aboob" incident
    the Manyu were involved in?
[14:39] Mie
    Following that, I began an
    investigation inside my lands.
[14:44] Mie
    That magistrate wasn't the only one working
    with the Manyu. Several others were, as well.
[14:51] Mie
    And this mansion, in particular,
    has been suspicious lately.
[14:57] Kaede
    Then go to the magistrate's office
    and have them do something!
[15:00] Kaede
    You're a lord, right?
[15:02] Kaede
    You can go to the guardhouse
    right now, and...
[15:04] Mie
    The guards won't know my face,
[15:07] Mie
    and the magistrates would
    make too big a deal out of it.
[15:10] Mie
    You don't want this attracting
    a lot of attention, either, right?
[15:14] Kaede
    That doesn't mean
    you have to sneak in yourself...
[15:21] Mie
    I can't take this lack of boobs any longer!
[15:26] Girls
    Come here, to the sound of the boobs!
[15:30] Tanima
    Where are they? Where are they?
[15:31] Girls
    Come here, to the sound of the boobs!
[15:36] Girls
    Come here, to the sound...
[15:39] Tanima
    I can't just let him
    have those tits to himself!
[15:48] Chifusa
    Damn it!
[15:55] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:57] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[15:58] Kaede
    I'm so glad you're all right!
[16:06] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, d-don't tell me
    he's been using those on you!
[16:10] Chifusa
    Don't start imagining things!
[16:12] Chifusa
    Mie-dono? Why...?
[16:14] Mie
    Don't worry.
[16:15] Mie
    I can't leave a pair of boobs in need...
[16:19] Chifusa
    Mie-dono?
[16:27] Man
    You're sure about this, Tanima-sama?
[16:29] Tanima
    We're taking a big risk
    letting him use this mansion.
[16:32] Tanima
    If I can't at least have some fun
    with her, it's not worth—
[16:36] Tanima
    What?!
[16:38] Tanima
    What do you think you're doing?!
[16:40] Tanima
    Hey?
[16:41] Mie
    Boobs!
[16:44] Mie
    Was it you?
[16:47] Mie
    Or was it you?
[16:49] Mie
    Who harmed these perfect boobs?
[16:54] Chifusa
    M-Mie-dono?
[16:57] Tanima
    D-Don't you know that I'm
    Tanima Sennai, the magistrate?
[17:03] Mie
    I'm sure you recognize my face,
    as well, don't you?
[17:11] Tanima
    My lord?
[17:12] Mie
    Indeed! I am Mie Hatomune,
    ruler of this province!
[17:16] Mie
    Now, get on your knees!
[17:18] Tanima
    Y-Yes, my lord!
[17:20] Mie
    So even you were working with the Manyu, huh?
[17:24] Mie
    You're going to tell me everything!
[17:27] Mie
    And if I don't like what I hear...
    You're a samurai.
[17:31] Mie
    You know what that means, right?
[17:33] Tanima
    A fake...?
[17:34] Mie
    What?
[17:36] Tanima
    There's no reason for His Lordship to be here!
[17:38] Tanima
    You're a fake, pretending to be His Lordship!
[17:41] Tanima
    Intruders! Everyone, come out!
[17:43] Tanima
    Come out! Come out!
[17:47] Tanima
    Kill the impostor!
[17:50] Mie
    Boobs!
[17:57] Mie
    Very well!
[17:58] Mie
    Come at me, fools!
[18:00] Tanima
    Kill him!
[18:03] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[18:06] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:17] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:19] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:27] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:29] Tanima
    Wh-What are you doing?
[18:30] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:31] Tanima
    Get him!
[18:35] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:37] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[18:41] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs!
[18:44] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:48] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[18:54] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:57] Chifusa
    Wow.
[18:59] Kaede
    Some people just surprise you, huh?
[19:03] Assassin
    I was planning on saving my fun for later...
[19:06] Assassin
    but I won't let you live this time.
[19:09] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:14] Chifusa
    I will not be defeated!
[19:16] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs!
[19:21] Chifusa
    I've seen his approach once already.
[19:23] Mie
    Boobs!
[19:25] Chifusa
    He might be fast...
[19:26] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs!
[19:33] Chifusa
    ...but I'm faster!
[19:38] Chifusa
    Mie-dono!
[19:39] Mie
    Seems you've wrapped things up.
[19:41] Mie
    I'm about finished here, as well.
[19:45] Mie
    Boobs!
[19:46] Mie
    I mean... Die!
[19:51] Mie
    Damn those Manyu.
[19:54] Mie
    They think they can get away
    with this in my lands, huh?
[19:57] Chifusa
    Mie-dono, I don't know how to thank you.
[20:00] Mie
    Aww, I don't need thanks.
[20:03] Mie
    Just let me feel up those boobs...
[20:09] Mie
    What?
[20:10] Mie
    Are you not feeling well?
[20:13] Chifusa
    U-Um...
[20:15] Chifusa
    Well...
[20:17] Chifusa
    J-Just this once.
[20:22] Mie
    O-Of course I'm joking!
[20:26] Mie
    I can't fondle your boobs if you
    don't look like you're enjoying it!
[20:30] Mie
    I'm leaving!
[20:34] Chifusa
    Mie-dono...
[20:39] Kaede
    He turned out to be a good guy after all.
[20:43] Chifusa
    Yeah.
[20:44] Chifusa
    I've never seen you like that before, though.
[20:48] Chifusa
    "J-Just this once," you said!
[20:51] Chifusa
    H-Hey! I felt like I had to!
[20:55] Kaede
    Aww, your face is all red!
[20:58] Kaede
    Haha!
[20:59] Kaede
    "J-Just this once."
[21:01] Chifusa
    Are you a little kid?
[21:05] Chifusa
    That was so humiliating for me!
[21:13] Retainer
    My lord, this time you won't escape.
[21:18] Mie
    Boobs...
[21:20] Mie
    I should've gotten a good feel after all.
SIGN    When one wishes boobs
[21:24] Mie
    "When one wishes boobs
    were close at hand to fondle,
SIGN    were close at hand to fondle,
SIGN    they cannot be found.
[21:27] Mie
    they cannot be found."
SIGN    -Mie
[23:11] Retainer
    Everyone, get out here!
[23:14] Retainer
    His Lordship has fled again!
[23:17] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[23:20] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
[23:22] Kaede
    He's gone.
[23:23] Kaede
    You can do the preview now, Chifusa-sama.
[23:25] Chifusa
    O-Okay!
[23:26] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll: 
    "The Love of a Flower Bud."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Love of a Flower Bud
[23:29] Chifusa
    Even the smallest breasts have a soul!
[23:31] Kaede
    Yay! Next time it's my episode!
[23:33] Kaede
    "J-Just this once."