E3 - Spirited Aboob

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[00:04] Girls
    What do you think, Mayor?
[00:07] Girls
    What do you think about mine, Mayor?
    I look pretty good, huh?
[00:10] Yotahachi
    Yeah, you sure do.
[00:12] Girls
    You really mean it?
[00:14] Girls
    Make sure you take a good look!
[00:16] Girls
    Don't worry. Kayo will be here any second.
[00:18] Girls
    If you keep frowning like that,
    your face will end up full of wrinkles!
[00:23] Yotahachi
    Shut up!
SIGN    Nyuji Village
    Kayo-sama
[00:25] Yotahachi
    She's two hours late for her fitting!
[00:28] Yotahachi
    Of course I'm worried!
[00:30] Girls
    Don't worry.
[00:32] Girls
    Kayo's boobs will win
    His Lordship's heart for sure.
[00:36] Girls
    That's right.
[00:38] Yotahachi
    You can't win a war without
    taking care of every last detail!
[00:41] Yotahachi
    We need to make her outfit as skimpy
    as possible, so that she looks extra-sexy!
[00:46] Village
    Mayor!
[00:48] Village
    Kayo... Kayo is...
SIGN    Nyuji Village Entrance
[00:55] Yotahachi
    Kayo! Kayo!
[01:00] Kayo
    Mayor...
[01:08] Yotahachi
    K-K-Kayo...
[01:12] Yotahachi
    Your breasts...
[01:15] Yotahachi
    Your massive breasts...
[01:17] Yotahachi
    deflated!
[01:21] Kayo
    M-My breasts...
[01:24] Kayo
    My massive breasts!
[01:26] Kayo
    No!
[01:28] Kayo
    No! No!
[01:29] Kayo
    Give back my breasts!
[01:30] Yotahachi
    They've been... spirited aboob!
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    Spirited Aboob
SIGN    Spirited Aboob
[03:07] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I can't go on...
[03:11] Chifusa
    Just a little more. Hang in there.
[03:15] Kaede
    I can't walk another step...
[03:17] Kaede
    Carry me!
[03:19] Chifusa
    I refuse.
[03:20] Chifusa
    Just keep walking. Use willpower.
[03:22] Kaede
    Argh!
[03:23] Kaede
    What is "willpower"?
[03:24] Kaede
    Does it taste good?
[03:25] Kaede
    We haven't eaten for three days!
[03:28] Chifusa
    And that's your fault!
SIGN    Money Pouch
[03:30] (Flashback) Kaede
    I'll handle the money,
    'cause you'll just waste it!
[03:35] Chifusa
    And after that, who was it that
    dropped all our money?
[03:40] Kaede
    A lady shouldn't dwell on the past!
[03:45] Chifusa
    Let's just get to town
    and find a job somewhere.
SIGN    Beautiful Girls Teashop
    Chichi Miraazu
SIGN    Beautiful Girls Teashop
    Chichi Miraazu
[03:57] Manager
    All right, everybody, let's start the day by
    reciting the three vows of Chichi Miraazu!
[04:02] Manager
    A nice smile makes your boobs look bigger!
[04:05] All
    A nice smile makes your boobs look bigger!
[04:08] Manager
    Blessings come to bouncing tits!
[04:10] All
    Blessings come to bouncing tits!
[04:13] Manager
    You, the new girl!
[04:15] Manager
    I can't hear you!
[04:17] Manager
    One more time!
[04:18] Chifusa
    O-Okay!
[04:19] Chifusa
    Blessings come to bouncing tits!
[04:21] Manager
    Fate brings our boobs together!
[04:23] All
    Fate brings our boobs together!
[04:27] Maids
    Don't worry. You'll get used to it fast.
[04:29] Maids
    You're cute, Chifusa-san.
    The customers will love you, I'm sure.
[04:34] Chifusa
    Y-You think?
[04:36] Maids
    You sure have a nice pair, too.
[04:39] Maids
    The manager's pretty strict, and she
    okayed you without a second thought.
[04:43] Maids
    Well, I do feel bad for your
    flat-chested friend, though.
[04:58] Chifusa
    Here you are!
[05:00] Girl
    Oh, you're new, huh?
[05:02] Chifusa
    Y-Yes. I'm Chifusa.
[05:05] Chifusa
    Nice to meet you.
[05:07] Girl
    You look so naive and innocent!
[05:10] Girl
    Totally my type!
[05:12] Chifusa
    Th-Thanks.
[05:15] Girl
    Your rack's pretty good...
[05:18] Girl
    but you've got a great ass, too!
[05:21] Chifusa
    Ma'am, we try to be
    a family-friendly business here.
[05:25] Chifusa
    No touching!
[05:28] Girl
    A family-friendly business?
    With your tits hanging out?
[05:30] Girl
    That means it's okay to touch
    your breasts, right?
[05:37] Chifusa
    What are you doing?!
[05:41] Manager
    I'll have you know she's a regular!
[05:43] Manager
    As punishment, you get no food!
[05:46] Kaede
    Why me, too?
[05:49] Kaede
    Damn it, Chifusa-sama!
[05:52] Kaede
    It's not like your boobs get smaller
    if someone feels you up a few times!
[05:58] Kaede
    Come back, my boobs!
[06:02] Servant
    Don't worry about it.
[06:04] Servant
    Her breasts are amazing.
    She'll make up for it in no time.
[06:08] Kaede
    So that job pays as well as I thought?
[06:10] Servant
    The tips are amazing, especially if
    you get a good customer.
[06:15] Kaede
    Good luck, Chifusa-sama!
[06:17] Servant
    That's why she needs to be careful
    that she's not... spirited aboob.
[06:23] Kaede
    Spirited... aboob?
[06:25] Servant
    It's happened to at least ten girls
    in this area alone.
[06:28] Servant
    When a girl's out walking alone at night...
[06:33] Manager
    Hey, get back to work!
[06:36] Manager
    It's time, everyone!
[06:40] Manager
    Today's dancers include our establishment's
    most popular girl, Sakura-chan!
[06:46] Crowd
    Sakura-chan!
[06:48] Manager
    As well as the new girl, whose breasts
    are bursting out of her top!
[06:52] Manager
    Chifusa-chan!
[06:53] Crowd
    Chifusa-chan!
[06:57] Chifusa
    H-Hi, there... Hi, there.
[07:00] Manager
    Now, let the music start!
[07:04] Sakura
    Here we go!
[07:13] Sakura
    Shake!
[07:14] Drunk
    I love how awkward she looks!
[07:17] Chifusa
    Endure, Chifusa! Endure!
[07:22] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[07:24] Drunk
    Spread your legs more, miss!
[07:27] Drunk
    We can't see!
[07:28] Chifusa
    Read what's on the wall, sir!
SIGN    No Touching
    the Dancers
[07:33] Drunk
    Like I care!
[07:34] Drunk
    Come on, spread those legs!
[07:36] Drunk
    I'll make it worth your while!
[07:37] Kaede
    Endure it, Chifusa-sama!
[07:40] Chifusa
    Hey, what?
[07:43] Chifusa
    S-Stop!
[07:46] Kaede
    Stop it, pervert!
[07:52] Manager
    You're both fired!
[07:58] Kaede
    I don't think I can go on...
[08:02] Chifusa
    K-Kaede?
[08:13] Villagers
    Boobs... Boobs...
[08:21] Yotahachi
    Take them to my home.
[08:28] Yotahachi
    I'm Yotahachi, the mayor of Nyuji Village.
[08:33] Yotahachi
    Feel free to eat while we talk,
[08:35] Yotahachi
    but please hear me out.
[08:38] Yotahachi
    Have you perhaps heard the rumors?
[08:43] Kaede
    Whawt whrumorws?
[08:45] Chifusa
    What rumors?
[08:47] Yotahachi
    The rumors of girls who are "spirited aboob."
[08:50] Chifusa
    S-Spirited aboob?
[08:52] Kaede
    I heard someone talking about it, but...
[08:54] Kaede
    Is that really happening?
[08:56] Yotahachi
    "Spirited aboob" is the name of a strange
    phenomenon occurring in this area.
[09:01] Yotahachi
    A girl with large breasts will be out late
    walking and suddenly lose consciousness.
[09:06] Yotahachi
    When she wakes up,
    her breasts will have shrunk!
[09:11] Chifusa
    That's ridiculous!
[09:13] Yotahachi
    I know it's hard to believe,
    but it happened to Kayo here.
[09:18] Yotahachi
    She once had the biggest pair in the village,
[09:23] Yotahachi
    but as you can see, they're now just average.
SIGN    Kayo
[09:26] Yotahachi
    This is a portrait of her we had painted
    during a trip to Edo last year.
[09:28] Kayo
    My breasts... My breasts...
[09:31] Kaede
    They're huge...
[09:33] Chifusa
    Could it be the Manyu?!
[09:35] Chifusa
    All the way out here?
[09:38] Yotahachi
    There's something we'd like to ask of you
    and your glorious pair of jugs.
[09:44] Yotahachi
    Here in Mie, we have a festival
    called the Breast Shaking Celebration.
[09:49] Kaede/Chifusa
    Breast Shaking?
[09:50] Yotahachi
    Indeed.
[09:51] Yotahachi
    It's a festival started by our province's lord,
[09:54] Yotahachi
    and every village in the land participates...
[09:58] Yotahachi
    to see who has the best breasts,
[10:00] Yotahachi
    with the most beautiful bosom
    offered up to the god of giant tits!
[10:03] Yotahachi
    It's a very holy festival!
[10:05] Kayo
    It's very holy!
[10:06] Chifusa
    They're idiots.
[10:07] Kaede
    An idiot lord and his idiot peasants.
[10:10] Yotahachi
    Our village and the one next to us
    were to compete this year...
[10:14] Yotahachi
    But our representative, Kayo,
    can't compete like this!
[10:18] Yotahachi
    And so we'd like to ask a favor.
[10:20] Chifusa
    Well, I think it's time for me to be going!
[10:22] Chifusa
    Thanks for the meal!
[10:23] Yotahachi
    Wait!
[10:24] Chifusa
    Not happening!
[10:25] Yotahachi
    I haven't said what it is yet!
[10:28] Chifusa
    You're going to ask me to enter
    the festival in her place, right?
[10:30] Chifusa
    I refuse!
[10:31] Yotahachi
    Please reconsider!
[10:32] Chifusa
    I'm never shaking my breasts in public again!
[10:35] Kaede
    I don't even have breasts to shake!
[10:38] Chifusa
    Shut up! You're just making
    things more complicated!
[10:40] Yotahachi
    Miss Samurai, aren't you so broke
    that you passed out from hunger?
[10:46] Yotahachi
    If we win the festival, we've been promised
    a reduction in taxes, as well as prize money.
[10:51] Yotahachi
    If we give you the prize money,
    would that be enough for you to do it?
[10:56] Kaede
    Let's think about it, Chifusa-sama!
SIGN    Magistrate's Office
[11:05] Man
    We will now inspect both villages' entrants
    for the Breast Shaking Celebration.
SIGN    All the World is Breasts
[11:10] Man
    Nyuji Village representative, step forward!
SIGN    All the World is Breasts
[11:16] Man
    Next, Yachibu Village, step forward!
[11:24] Man
    Yotahachi, I've never seen
    that girl before. Who is she?
[11:28] Yotahachi
    Oh, this is Chifusa.
[11:30] Yotahachi
    She's a distant relative who's come to my
    house to learn how to be a housewife.
[11:33] Sugoroku
    Absurd!
[11:35] Sugoroku
    A girl from another village can't participate!
[11:39] Yotahachi
    Shut up!
[11:40] Yotahachi
    We've got no other choice!
[11:43] Kaede
    This is kind of turning into a pain.
[11:46] Chifusa
    Sheesh.
[11:48] Man
    I think it's acceptable, Sugoroku.
[11:51] Man
    If the festival isn't held,
    His Lordship will be most displeased.
[11:55] Man
    I shall allow it, just this once!
[11:58] Man
    There are two days until the festival!
[12:00] Man
    Both of you, polish your breasts
    before the battle!
[12:04] Man
    And satisfy His Lordship!
[12:07] Kaede
    I'll prepare a Breast Polishing!
[12:11] Chifusa
    I refuse!
[12:13] Sugoroku
    What are you thinking, Magistrate?
[12:18] Man
    Calm down, Sugoroku.
[12:21] Man
    You don't get many chances
    to see a rack that fine.
[12:25] Sugoroku
    It's too dangerous!
[12:27] Sugoroku
    If the secret gets out...
[12:29] Man
    Don't worry.
[12:30] Man
    We'll just have to use a stronger
    sleep drug than usual.
[12:34] Man
    We'll have our fun, and then...
[12:37] Sugoroku
    You're going too far, Magistrate.
[12:40] Man
    Who cares, as long as you win?
[12:42] Man
    You remember our deal, right? I get
    ten percent of what you save on your taxes.
[12:46] Sugoroku
    Of course.
[12:48] Man
    You heard that, I assume.
[12:50] Man
    We're counting on you.
[13:01] Pursuer
    I'll be back by dawn.
[13:07] Sugoroku
    What an eerie man.
[13:10] Man
    He's good at his job, though.
[13:12] Man
    We can just leave everything
    to him, and it will be fine.
SIGN    Breast Shaking Celebration
SIGN    Yachibu
    Village
SIGN    Funbags
SIGN    Bountiful Bosoms,
    Bountiful Harvest
SIGN    Victory Banner
[13:21] Kaede
    Where are you going, Chifusa-sama?
[13:22] Chifusa
    I think I drank too much.
[13:24] Chifusa
    I'll get some fresh air.
[13:45] Chifusa
    This smell... A sleeping drug?
[13:47] Chifusa
    Of course, the idea of being
    "spirited aboob" is ridiculous.
[13:51] Chifusa
    I should've known.
SIGN     Breast
    Slicing
[13:54] Chifusa
    That katana... You're with the Manyu Clan.
[13:57] Chifusa
    Are you the one behind the
    "spirited aboob" incidents?
[13:59] Pursuer
    I guess I caught bigger prey
    than I was expecting.
[14:02] Pursuer
    Manyu Chifusa.
[14:04] Pursuer
    You're helping at a festival while
    our assassins are after you?
[14:07] Pursuer
    I guess it saves us the trouble
    of looking for you.
[14:11] Pursuer
    Traitor to the Manyu!
SIGN    Hot Boobs
[14:21] Lord
    I am Mie Hatomune, ruler of Mie
    and judge of the Breast Shaking Celebration!
SIGN    Lord Mie Hatomune
[14:29] Lord
    Both sides' entrants are to step forward!
SIGN    Yachibu Village Entrant: Toyo
[14:34] Lord
    Indeed, your breasts are truly voluminous!
SIGN    Nyuji Village Entrant: Chifusa
[14:41] Lord
    And while yours are not as large,
    they are beautifully shaped!
[14:48] Lord
    I expect a good match from both of you.
[14:51] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, good luck out there!
[14:55] Chifusa
    Y-Yeah.
[14:56] Man
    So that man failed?!
[14:59] Lord
    The match will now begin!
[15:01] Lord
    Both of you, shake your breasts
    as hard as you can!
[15:06] Girls
    Say-yah! Say-yah! Say-yah! Say-yah!
[15:12] Men
    The girls this year are both so beautiful.
[15:14] Men
    They have nice faces,
    but also huge racks, too!
[15:16] Men
    I'm so happy! I'm so happy I get to see this!
[15:19] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, shake 'em harder!
[15:24] Men
    Chifusa's cute, but her
    breasts aren't mind-blowing.
[15:29] Men
    Toyo's better at breast shaking!
[15:31] Men
    Her massive tits are incredible to watch!
[15:33] Kaede
    They're shaking so hard...
[15:35] Kaede
    I can't believe Chifusa-sama's breasts
    look small by comparison!
[15:39] Yotahachi
    We're losing badly!
[15:41] Yotahachi
    Chifusa-dono, you can't win on size!
[15:44] Yotahachi
    Try to appeal to His Lordship more!
[15:46] Chifusa
    I can't do that!
[15:48] Yotahachi
    Aww, you're no fun at all!
[15:55] Lord
    The tips are poking through!
[15:58] Lord
    And she doesn't realize it!
[16:00] Lord
    Well done, Yotahachi!
[16:02] Yotahachi
    Thank you, My Lord!
[16:03] Yotahachi
    Now shake harder, everyone!
[16:06] Kaede
    On it!
[16:10] Men
    I can die happy now!
[16:13] Men
    Nothing in my life will ever top this moment!
[16:15] Men
    Thank you, gods!
[16:17] Kaede
    We can win! We can win this!
[16:20] Villager
    Mayor, at this rate...
[16:22] Sugoroku
    We have no choice!
[16:23] Sugoroku
    Show them the greatest secret
    technique of Yachibu Village!
[16:27] Toyo
    We're going for it, everyone!
[16:36] Mie
    What incredible power!
[16:38] Mie
    They're shaking like an earthquake!
SIGN    Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs  Boobs
[16:41] Servant
    Get a hold of yourself, my lord!
[16:44] Yotahachi
    Oh, no! His Lordship is being sucked in!
[16:47] Yotahachi
    Harder! Shake harder!
[16:50] Kaede
    Shake! Shake! Shake!
[16:52] Chifusa
    You're shaking too hard! I'll fall off!
[16:55] Yotahachi
    I don't care! Shake harder!
[17:21] Yotahachi
    Oh, no!
[17:23] Servant
    Your Lordship?
[17:24] Lord
    The match is over!
[17:26] Lord
    Chifusa from Nyuji Village wins!
[17:30] Toyo
    Showing bare boob is supposed
    to be against the rules!
[17:32] Toyo
    If you want to see mine,
    I'll be glad to show them to you!
[17:35] Lord
    You fool!
[17:36] Lord
    Deliberately shown breasts are trash
    in the face of a true wardrobe malfunction!
[17:40] Lord
    Don't even compare them!
[17:47] Sugoroku
    Wait!
SIGN    Nehia
[17:49] Sugoroku
    That girl actually isn't
    even from their village!
[17:52] Sugoroku
    She doesn't have the right to be—
[17:54] Lord
    You're embarrassing yourself, Sugoroku.
[17:57] Lord
    Did you think I was completely ignorant?
[17:59] Lord
    Bring him here!
[18:04] Lord
    You desired the prize for
    the competition so badly
[18:07] Lord
    that you created a fake "spirited aboob"
    phenomenon to win the festival.
[18:10] Lord
    You used that man to steal
    the village girls' breasts!
[18:16] Lord
    You will pay for your
    transgressions with your life!
[18:18] Lord
    And this was your idea, wasn't it?
[18:20] Lord
    We're going to have
    a nice long chat after this.
[18:24] Yotahachi
    My lord, what does that man have to do
    with the "spirited aboob" attacks?
[18:29] Lord
    Yotahachi, have you heard of the Manyu Clan?
[18:33] Yotahachi
    No...
[18:34] Lord
    I'd only heard rumors,
[18:37] Lord
    and until I saw that man for myself,
    I didn't believe them.
[18:40] Lord
    Well, I still don't... but they say
    the clan's sword techniques
[18:44] Lord
    can pass through the body
    and sever only the breasts.
[18:48] Yotahachi
    Then this Manyu man took their breasts?
[18:51] Lord
    It's also said that the clan's secret
    scroll is said to contain techniques
[18:55] Lord
    for growing massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
[19:00] Lord
    They say that in our world,
    where breast size is everything,
[19:04] Lord
    they control the shogunate
    itself from the shadows...
[19:07] Chifusa
    Where are you looking while you talk?
[19:09] Lord
    Sorry.
[19:11] Lord
    I couldn't take my eyes off them.
[19:13] Lord
    Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
[19:15] Kaede
    The lord's an idiot.
[19:18] Lord
    Girl, I truly was surprised when you
    brought that man to me last night.
[19:24] Lord
    The Manyu are said to be
    swordsmen of unparalleled skill.
[19:28] Lord
    You must be quite the powerful fighter
    yourself to have defeated him.
[19:33] Lord
    Your beautiful, humble appearance...
[19:36] Lord
    And your amazing, hot boobs...
[19:39] Lord
    I'm in love!
[19:41] Lord
    Please, be my concubine...
[19:43] Lord
    No, just stay by my side!
[19:46] Lord
    You can leave any time you want!
[19:49] Lord
    Please?
[19:51] Lord
    I guess not.
[19:54] Chifusa
    Anyway, what are you
    going to do with those men?
[19:59] Lord
    Sugoroku and the magistrate
    can be punished like ordinary criminals.
[20:04] Lord
    But the Manyu man is a tougher problem.
[20:07] Lord
    I can't do anything in public
    against a shogunate agent.
[20:10] Lord
    I'll have to lock him in a cell
    underground or something.
[20:15] Yotahachi
    By the way, my lord...
[20:17] Lord
    What?
[20:18] Yotahachi
    Did you let us win because you knew
    what the other village was doing?
[20:23] Lord
    Do not mock me!
[20:24] Lord
    When it comes to tits, I never lie!
[20:27] Lord
    Now, the offering ceremony awaits!
[20:30] Lord
    Take that jacket off!
[20:31] Lord
    Time for more shaking!
[20:33] Chifusa
    What?
[20:34] Kaede
    The lord's an idiot...
[20:38] Soldier
    My lord!
[20:39] Lord
    What? Why do you have to be so loud?
[20:42] Soldier
    We found a secret message
    scroll in that man's luggage!
[20:44] Lord
    Hmm... I don't care.
[20:46] Lord
    Throw it in the fire or something.
[20:48] Soldier
    If you want to know who that Chifusa girl
    really is, then please read it.
[20:54] Lord
    "Manyu Chifusa, the youngest child
    of the Manyu Clan head."
[20:57] Lord
    "Stole our secret scroll and fled."
[21:00] Lord
    "Bring her in if you find her."
[21:02] Lord
    "Dead or alive..."
[21:04] Soldier
    If we get hold of the secret scroll,
    the shogunate will be in our debt!
[21:08] Soldier
    We must go after her now!
[21:10] Lord
    I saw nothing.
[21:11] Soldier
    M-My lord?
[21:13] Lord
    The only thing I remember
    is that glorious pair of titties!
[21:19] Lord
    I've never seen the girl in this scroll.
[21:23] Lord
    I see, though...
[21:26] Lord
    Those were some real Manyu breasts.
[23:10] Lord
    Manyu Chifusa.
[23:11] Lord
    Those were truly stupendous boobs!
[23:13] Lord
    I... I can't forget those boobs!
[23:17] Lord
    Boobs!
[23:18] Kaede
    Ahem...
[23:19] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, there's a weirdo coming after us!
[23:23] Chifusa
    Don't look back.
[23:24] Chifusa
    Just look ahead, and set your
    sights on Munamori Village!
[23:27] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll: 
    "The Lady Diver and Her Breasts"!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Lady Diver and Her Breasts
[23:31] Chifusa
    I fish for octopuses with my tits!
[23:33] Kaede
    Huh...?