E2 - Assassins! The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!

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[00:02] Man
    Everyone!
[00:04] Man
    One of the kids from the rowhouse
    ran into Ochichi-sama!
[00:08] Ochichi
    Look where you're going!
[00:10] Ochichi
    You filthy poor people don't deserve
    to walk in the middle of the road!
[00:14] Ochichi
    You got your filth
    all over my beautiful breasts!
[00:18] Kid
    You weren't looking where you
    were going, either, cow-tits!
[00:22] Ochichi
    I guess your parents never
    taught you how to behave.
[00:27] Ochichi
    Why don't I teach you a lesson
    about how worthless you really are?
[00:36] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:40] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:44] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[00:48] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[00:50] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[00:54] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[00:59] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:02] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:05] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:09] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:13] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
[02:52] Ochichi
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
SIGN    Assassins! The Path of
    Boobalicious Dreams!
SIGN    Assassins! The Path of
    Boobalicious Dreams!
[02:54] Chifusa
    Aren't you ashamed of yourself,
    losing your temper at a young child like this?
[02:59] Chifusa
    The only things grown-up
    about you are your breasts.
[03:02] Men
    Who's that samurai?
[03:03] Men
    You've got a huge rack! Fight! Fight!
[03:06] Kaede
    I take my eyes off Chifusa-sama for one second
[03:10] Kaede
    and she's already starting
    a huge fight in public?
[03:12] Kaede
    Okay, I'll handle this—
[03:15] Woman
    Excuse me, you two!
[03:17] Woman
    It's indecent to be fighting
    like this on a public street.
[03:22] Woman
    And that's why...
[03:25] Woman
    My funbags and I would really
    appreciate it if you'd both let it slide!
[03:31] Men
    Boobs!
[03:32] Men
    Saggy boobs!
[03:33] Men
    We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:37] Men
    We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:39] Ochichi
    I'll get you for this!
[03:40] Men
    We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:40] Woman
    Yes, yes, yes!
[03:48] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you know better than this!
[03:50] Chifusa
    I'm sorry, Kaede. I couldn't help myself.
[03:53] Kid
    Thanks for saving me, miss.
[03:56] Chifusa
    From now on, be more careful.
[03:58] Chifusa
    Here, use this to buy yourself some candy.
[04:02] Kid
    Thanks!
[04:05] Chifusa
    Still...
[04:07] Chifusa
    "Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power.
[04:09] Chifusa
    And flat girls aren't even human."
[04:12] Chifusa
    Seeing what those words actually mean
    first-hand makes me sick.
[04:18] Chifusa
    It's stupid to say that breasts
    are all that matter in this world!
[04:20] Chifusa
    Don't you think so, Kaede?
[04:24] Chifusa
    Kaede?
[04:28] Chifusa
    That's right... I'm sorry.
[04:30] Chifusa
    It's my fault.
[04:32] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, there's something
    I want to ask you!
[04:35] Kaede
    How did you take Kagefusa-sama's
    breasts back there?
[04:42] Kaede
    If you can steal them from people,
    maybe you can share them, too!
[04:46] Chifusa
    Forgive me, Kaede.
[04:47] Chifusa
    I don't know how I was able
    to absorb her breasts, myself.
[04:51] Chifusa
    It was all so sudden...
[04:53] Chifusa
    and that was the first time
    I'd actually used Breast Slicing.
[04:57] Kaede
    Sob.
[04:58] Chifusa
    Don't get so down.
[05:00] Chifusa
    We have this.
[05:04] Chifusa
    Years ago, the Tokugawa
    Shogunate tried to promote
[05:06] Chifusa
    large, beautiful breasts by making
    breast size the measure of all things.
[05:11] Chifusa
    The Manyu Clan won their way
    into the Shogunate's graces
[05:16] Chifusa
    by using their secret techniques
    for breast growth.
[05:19] Chifusa
    In the end, they were able
    to influence the nation's politics
SIGN    Breast Inspection
[05:24] Chifusa
    by doing things like making breast inspections
    part of the yearly taxation process.
[05:31] Chifusa
    This secret scroll was
    what gave them their success.
[05:35] Chifusa
    If we can unlock the vast number
    of secret techniques hidden within,
[05:39] Chifusa
    I'm sure we can restore your severed breasts.
[05:42] Chifusa
    Just believe in me, and follow me, Kaede!
[05:45] Kaede
    I will!
[05:46] Chifusa
    Okay, the first place to start is with a meal.
SIGN    Money Pouch
[05:53] Chifusa
    I just gave that kid the last of my money.
[05:56] Kaede
    Didn't you just tell me
    to believe and follow you?
[06:00] Chifusa
    W-Well... They say a true samurai
    values honor more than food, right?
[06:04] Kaede
    They also say you can't fight
    on an empty stomach!
[06:06] Kaede
    How could you be out of money already
    after only just escaping the village?
[06:11] Kaede
    Did you stop for even one moment
    to think of a plan?
[06:14] Chifusa
    H-How dare you talk to me that way!
    You're just my servant!
[06:17] Kaede
    And that's why! That's why I can say this!
[06:24] Chifusa
    Doesn't that umbrella belong
    to the woman we just saw?
[06:28] Kaede
    I know!
[06:29] Kaede
    We can use this to get some money!
[06:35] Kaede
    Congratulations!
[06:37] Kaede
    You see before you the street performer
    with the beautiful breasts,
[06:42] Kaede
    Hanyu Chifusa!
[06:44] Chifusa
    H-Hanyu?
[06:46] Kaede
    It's a fake name!
[06:48] Kaede
    We've got assassins after us!
    We can't use your real name!
[06:51] Kaede
    Now keep spinning!
[06:54] Kaede
    Now watch carefully!
[06:57] Kaede
    They're bouncing even more than usual!
[07:00] Chifusa
    What is wrong with you?!
[07:01] Kaede
    No good, huh?
[07:03] Chifusa
    Come one, come all, and see
    the acrobat with the beautiful breasts,
[07:08] Kaede
    Hanyu Chifusa, do her famous ladder tricks!
[07:17] Kaede
    As you can see, they're flying up
    and down even more than usual!
[07:21] Chifusa
    I'm a samurai, you know!
[07:23] Chifusa
    Stop trying to make money off of my boobs!
[07:27] Kaede
    Well, it all worked out, right?
[07:30] Kaede
    We got our meal.
[07:33] Chifusa
    I'm the one who actually
    did the work, you know.
[07:38] Chifusa
    One, two, three...
[07:41] Chifusa
    What are you doing?
[07:42] Kaede
    I'm handling the money.
[07:44] Kaede
    We've got a long journey ahead of us,
    and you don't know how to plan at all.
[07:48] Chifusa
    Y-You're just my servant!
[07:51] Kaede
    And that's why!
    That's why I'm handling the money!
[07:59] Chifusa
    I don't know where you got the idea
    for those performances, though.
[08:04] Kaede
    Because I'm your servant!
[08:07] Kaede
    I've been by your side since I was a child!
[08:13] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you were always
    a tomboy who loved playing tricks.
[08:17] Kaede
    You always got into trouble without a second
    thought, and you made me worry all the time!
[08:24] Chifusa
    Only when I'm with you!
[08:27] Chifusa
    My sister used to bully me all the time.
[08:30] Kaede
    I know you better than anyone, Chifusa-sama.
[08:34] Chifusa
    Then you can tell that there are people
    in this room who want to kill me, right?
[08:38] Kaede
    Yes, of course.
[08:43] Chifusa
    Let's go.
[08:44] Kaede
    Check, please!
[09:00] Chifusa
    Manyu ninjas?
[09:02] Chifusa
    They must not think I'm much of a threat
    if they're sending amateurs like you after me.
[09:06] Chifusa
    Tell my sister that if she wants a fight,
    she can come after me herself.
[09:10] Chifusa
    Manyu Chifusa will always be
    ready for an honorable battle!
[09:14] Girls
    We'll get you yet!
[09:20] Chifusa
    I was planning on renting a room for the night,
[09:23] Chifusa
    but we won't be able to sleep like this.
[09:26] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede.
[09:30] Kaede
    An inn town, Chifusa-sama!
[09:32] Chifusa
    Indeed.
SIGN    Gourmet Meals
    of Japan
[09:33] Kaede
    Inns! I see inns!
[09:35] Kaede
    I can finally sleep with a roof over my head!
[09:38] Kaede
    They say the boar stew here is delicious!
[09:42] Chifusa
    No.
[09:44] Kaede
    Why?
[09:46] Chifusa
    Something feels wrong.
[09:48] Chifusa
    We can't be sure
    there aren't assassins here, too.
[09:51] Kaede
    No!
[09:52] Kaede
    No! No! Futons! Baths! Boar stew!
[09:55] Chifusa
    Stop acting like a child!
[09:57] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you meanie!
[09:59] Kaede
    I like to be clean, unlike you!
[10:01] Chifusa
    Right, right.
[10:02] Kaede
    I'm sick of sleeping outside!
[10:07] Farmer
    Are you looking for a place to stay, samurai?
[10:12] Farmer
    There's an inn up ahead with good food.
[10:16] Farmer
    Why not stop there?
[10:19] Kaede
    Did you hear that, Chifusa-sama?
[10:21] Kaede
    Let's go there! Okay? Okay?
[10:23] Chifusa
    Fine! Fine!
[10:25] Chifusa
    Thank you.
[10:26] Kaede
    Hooray! I love you, Chifusa-sama!
[10:30] Farmer
    They're lesbian lovers, huh?
[10:32] Farmer
    Now, then...
[10:38] Kaede
    Looks like a dump.
[10:39] Chifusa
    Hello?
[10:40] Woman
    Oh, hello there.
[10:43] Chifusa
    Oh, we saw you the other day...
[10:45] Woman
    Oh, my!
[10:50] Woman
    I apologize for overstepping myself that day.
[10:54] Chifusa
    I had no idea you were an innkeep.
[10:57] Woman
    Make yourselves at home.
[11:00] Chifusa
    Sure, thanks.
[11:03] Woman
    Have a nice stay.
[11:07] Kaede
    How many days has it been
    since I've smelled tatami...
[11:10] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, how about you join me?
[11:12] Chifusa
    Can't. My tits are in the way.
[11:15] Chifusa
    Uncle! Uncle!
[11:17] Chifusa
    I didn't mean it like that!
[11:24] Kaede
    Look, Chifusa-sama!
[11:26] Kaede
    The view is gorgeous!
[11:35] Chifusa
    Sorry, did you say something?
[11:38] Kaede
    No.
[11:44] Kaede
    This boar stew is amazing!
[11:48] Woman
    Thank you.
[11:49] Chifusa
    The old man was right. This inn is excellent.
[11:52] Kaede
    It looked like a total dump from the outside,
[11:54] Kaede
    but I'm so happy we stayed here!
[11:57] Woman
    The bath is quite nice. I hope you'll try it.
[12:01] Chifusa
    Oh, I can't wait...
[12:05] Kaede
    I'm so full!
[12:07] Woman
    The bath is ready.
[12:10] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[12:11] Chifusa
    Kaede, let's go.
[12:13] Kaede
    Go on without me.
[12:15] Kaede
    I'll catch up.
[12:18] Chifusa
    Oh, fine.
[12:22] Kaede
    Can I borrow your kitchen, ma'am?
[12:25] Woman
    Certainly, but why?
[12:27] Kaede
    Oh, no reason.
[12:29] Woman
    I'll show you the way.
[12:32] Woman
    You two certainly cleaned your plates, huh?
[12:35] Kaede
    It was delicious.
[12:39] Woman
    I'm glad to hear that.
[12:49] Chifusa
    I see!
[13:01] Chifusa
    She's right. This is nice.
[13:05] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama.
[13:07] Chifusa
    Is that you, Kaede?
[13:08] Chifusa
    The water's great.
[13:15] Chifusa
    What's that?
[13:17] Kaede
    I've prepared a Breast Polishing.
[13:21] Narrator
    Breast Polishing.
SIGN    Breast Polishing
[13:22] Narrator
    A Manyu secret art that makes boobs beautiful
[13:26] Narrator
    through a combination of 
    breast shiatsu and massage,
[13:30] Narrator
    using a mixture of sugar 
    and kudzu starch in hot water.
[13:37] Kaede
    Even if you've fled the village,
    you're still the heir to the Manyu Style.
[13:42] Kaede
    It is necessary for you
    to have the finest breasts in Japan.
[13:45] Kaede
    Your breasts are dirty from your long journey,
[13:48] Kaede
    and I shall polish them until they gleam!
[13:54] Kaede
    Now relax and let me take care of everything.
[13:59] Chifusa
    No! Kaede, stop!
[14:10] Chifusa
    Knock it off!
[14:12] Kaede
    Oww!
[14:14] Chifusa
    That's going too far, you know.
[14:18] Kaede
    I-I'm sorry.
[14:22] Kaede
    When I see your massive, heaving melons,
[14:26] Kaede
    I can't help but think of
    my own lost breasts...
[14:30] Chifusa
    Kaede.
[14:32] Kaede
    I know I'm overstepping myself as your servant.
[14:36] Kaede
    Please... Please...
[14:39] Kaede
    Forgive me!
[14:41] Chifusa
    It's fine.
[14:43] Chifusa
    We'll get your breasts back.
[14:53] Kaede
    Delicious boobs... So big...
[14:55] Chifusa
    K-Kaede...
[14:58] Kaede
    So big... So big...
[14:59] Chifusa
    What's wrong, Kaede?
[15:03] Chifusa
    I'm feeling dizzy...
[15:04] Kaede
    They're just so huge...
[15:06] Woman
    Is something wrong, ma'am?
[15:08] Kaede
    I can't believe they're real...
[15:10] Chifusa
    Innkeep?
[15:14] Woman
    Looks like the drug's kicked in.
[15:17] Chifusa
    Oh, no. She poisoned our meal!
[15:20] Woman
    A special hallucinogen which not even
    the shogun's food tasters could identify...
[15:24] Woman
    There's no shame in failing
    to realize you were poisoned.
[15:28] Woman
    Your friend there seems
    to be on quite the trip.
[15:31] Woman
    The Manyu Clan's breasts are so big that you
    can seduce someone without even intending to.
[15:35] Woman
    I'm jealous of how firm they are.
[15:37] Woman
    You see? When you use this technique
    too much, it makes your breasts sag!
[15:43] Chifusa
    A Manyu assassin?
[15:46] Woman
    Indeed!
[15:47] Woman
    Manyu Assassin Technique:
    The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
[15:49] Woman
    Die within a paradise of boobs!
[15:53] Narrator
    Manyu Assassin Technique:
    The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
[15:56] Narrator
    A combination of bouncing boobs and drugs
    that creates a state of hallucination.
[16:00] Narrator
    It's said that those who fall under its sway
    die in a state of peace and ecstasy.
[16:11] Chifusa
    What beautiful breasts...
[16:14] Chifusa
    I can't take my eyes off them.
[16:17] Chifusa
    Boobalicious Dreams...
    What a fearsome technique.
[16:26] Woman
    Looks like you've fallen under its sway.
[16:28] Woman
    Don't worry.
[16:31] Woman
    I'll send you to heaven
    without making you suffer.
[16:35] Woman
    Prepare to die!
[16:37] Kaede
    Boobs!
[16:39] Woman
    Hey!
[16:45] Chifusa
    Great work, Kaede!
[16:48] Woman
    You set a trap on the floor, you little brat?!
[16:51] Woman
    Someone like you doesn't have
    the right to inherit the Manyu Clan!
[16:55] Woman
    Now die!
[16:56] Chifusa
    I can't use Breast Slicing at this distance.
[17:00] Chifusa
    But...
[17:06] Chifusa
    This distance is just fine!
[17:12] Woman
    My breasts! My breasts!
[17:35] Chifusa
    I stole them again...
[17:38] Kaede
    Boobs!
[17:41] Kaede
    Stop it, Kaede!
[17:46] Kaede
    I said stop!
[18:01] Woman
    My room...?
[18:10] Woman
    I should've known they'd already be gone.
[18:17] Chifusa
    We left before you awoke, for our own safety.
SIGN    Bust-Up Calisthenics
[18:22] Chifusa
    I leave you several techniques
    for firmer breasts
[18:24] Chifusa
    that were in the secret scroll.
[18:27] Chifusa
    I hope you'll use them, along with
    what's wrapped up beneath this letter,
[18:30] Chifusa
    to stop your breasts from sagging.
[18:34] Woman
    Wh-What's this?
[18:40] Chifusa
    The meal you made last night was splendid.
[18:43] Chifusa
    I hope you'll decide to be a good innkeep.
[18:54] Woman
    It fits perfectly!
[18:59] Farmer
    I see.
[19:00] Farmer
    So she failed.
[19:01] Farmer
    And where are they now?
[19:04] Farmer
    I see.
[19:06] Farmer
    They're lesbian lovers, huh?
[19:09] Kagefusa
    You're useless!
[19:10] Women
    We looked everywhere,
    but they were nowhere to be found.
[19:12] Women
    We should head back to the village.
[19:14] Kagefusa
    Damn you, Chifusa!
[19:16] Kagefusa
    No matter where you go, I'll find you!
[19:19] Kokage
    Hey, Big Sis Kagefusa!
[19:21] Kokage
    What's a lesbian?
[19:31] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:34] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama! Chifusa-sama!
[19:37] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:38] Kaede
    That's so mean, trying to leave me behind!
[19:42] Chifusa
    It's your fault for spending so much time
    playing with the village kids.
[19:45] Kaede
    I wasn't playing with them.
[19:47] Kaede
    I was teaching them a lesson!
[19:49] Kaede
    They started shouting "cutting board" and
    "washboard" when they saw my breasts!
[19:55] Kaede
    How rude!
[19:59] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[20:01] Chifusa
    Without your Breast Polishing,
[20:05] Chifusa
    I might have fallen before
    the Path of Boobalicious Dreams.
[20:08] Kaede
    A-Aww...
[20:10] Kaede
    I just did my job as your servant.
[20:13] Kaede
    And I don't really remember
    what happened after that.
[20:17] Kaede
    Oh, but they're even bigger now, aren't they?
[20:21] Kaede
    I'm so jealous.
[20:23] Kaede
    Oh, you were reading the scroll?
[20:25] Chifusa
    Kaede, I've discovered
    the reason I steal breasts.
[20:30] Chifusa
    It's because of Breast Flowing.
[20:33] Kaede
    Breast Flowing?
[20:34] Chifusa
    It's a technique that allows
    mastery over breasts,
[20:37] Chifusa
    like moving water from one cup to another.
[20:39] Chifusa
    It's the most secret of all
    Manyu sword techniques.
[20:42] Chifusa
    And I mastered it without even knowing.
[20:47] Kaede
    Like moving water from one cup to another...
[20:50] Kaede
    So that means...
[20:51] Chifusa
    No, my Breast Flowing is still incomplete.
[20:53] Chifusa
    I can only steal from others.
[20:55] Chifusa
    I can't share with you.
[20:58] Kaede
    Sob.
[21:00] Chifusa
    But someday, I'm sure I'll be able to.
[21:02] Chifusa
    And for that, there's a place I must go.
[21:06] Chifusa
    The village of Munamori.
[21:08] Kaede
    Munamori?
[21:10] Kaede
    Isn't that the home of your mother,
    Munamori Chikumi-sama?
[21:16] Chifusa
    There lies the secret to Breast Flowing.
[21:19] Chifusa
    Kaede, I'll master Breast Flowing.
[21:23] Chifusa
    As my boobs grow more bountiful,
    I shall share them with others,
[21:26] Chifusa
    and right this twisted world of breasts!
[23:11] Narrator
    Breast Flowing, the unstoppable technique
    of Manyu-Style Swordsmanship.
[23:14] Narrator
    Chifusa heads for her mother's old home
    of Munamori Village in search of its secrets.
[23:19] Narrator
    But she encounters something
    very strange along the way.
[23:22] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, don't worry! I'm here for you!
[23:25] Kaede
    Now, can we finish that Breast Polishing?
[23:27] Chifusa
    Snap out of it already!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Spirited Aboob
[23:29] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll: "Spirited Aboob"!
[23:32] Chifusa
    She who leaves a good deed undone is boobless!