# E2 - Assassins! The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
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**[00:02] Man**
Everyone!
**[00:04] Man**
One of the kids from the rowhouse
ran into Ochichi-sama!
**[00:08] Ochichi**
Look where you're going!
**[00:10] Ochichi**
You filthy poor people don't deserve
to walk in the middle of the road!
**[00:14] Ochichi**
You got your filth
all over my beautiful breasts!
**[00:18] Kid**
You weren't looking where you
were going, either, cow-tits!
**[00:22] Ochichi**
I guess your parents never
taught you how to behave.
**[00:27] Ochichi**
Why don't I teach you a lesson
about how worthless you really are?
**[00:36] Narrator**
Breasts are the most powerful
force in the universe!
***SIGN*** Breasts Are the Most
Powerful Force in
the Universe
***SIGN*** Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
and Absolute Power
**[00:40] Narrator**
Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
and absolute power!
**[00:44] Narrator**
And flat girls aren't even human!
***SIGN*** Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
**[00:48] Narrator**
Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
**[00:50] Narrator**
A powerful clan within the shogunate
supported the nation's government,
**[00:54] Narrator**
commanding legions of assassins and
raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
**[00:59] Narrator**
They were...
***SIGN*** The Manyu Clan
***SIGN*** The Manyu Clan
**[01:02] Narrator**
The Manyu Clan.
**[01:05] Narrator**
Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
the body, severing only the breasts.
**[01:09] Narrator**
The clan's secret scroll is said to
contain techniques for growing
**[01:13] Narrator**
massive, beautiful breasts
gathered from all around the world.
***SIGN*** Manyu Scroll
**[02:52] Ochichi**
Wh-Who the hell are you?
***SIGN*** Assassins! The Path of
Boobalicious Dreams!
***SIGN*** Assassins! The Path of
Boobalicious Dreams!
**[02:54] Chifusa**
Aren't you ashamed of yourself,
losing your temper at a young child like this?
**[02:59] Chifusa**
The only things grown-up
about you are your breasts.
**[03:02] Men**
Who's that samurai?
**[03:03] Men**
You've got a huge rack! Fight! Fight!
**[03:06] Kaede**
I take my eyes off Chifusa-sama for one second
**[03:10] Kaede**
and she's already starting
a huge fight in public?
**[03:12] Kaede**
Okay, I'll handle this—
**[03:15] Woman**
Excuse me, you two!
**[03:17] Woman**
It's indecent to be fighting
like this on a public street.
**[03:22] Woman**
And that's why...
**[03:25] Woman**
My funbags and I would really
appreciate it if you'd both let it slide!
**[03:31] Men**
Boobs!
**[03:32] Men**
Saggy boobs!
**[03:33] Men**
We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:37] Men**
We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:39] Ochichi**
I'll get you for this!
**[03:40] Men**
We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:40] Woman**
Yes, yes, yes!
**[03:48] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, you know better than this!
**[03:50] Chifusa**
I'm sorry, Kaede. I couldn't help myself.
**[03:53] Kid**
Thanks for saving me, miss.
**[03:56] Chifusa**
From now on, be more careful.
**[03:58] Chifusa**
Here, use this to buy yourself some candy.
**[04:02] Kid**
Thanks!
**[04:05] Chifusa**
Still...
**[04:07] Chifusa**
"Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
and absolute power.
**[04:09] Chifusa**
And flat girls aren't even human."
**[04:12] Chifusa**
Seeing what those words actually mean
first-hand makes me sick.
**[04:18] Chifusa**
It's stupid to say that breasts
are all that matter in this world!
**[04:20] Chifusa**
Don't you think so, Kaede?
**[04:24] Chifusa**
Kaede?
**[04:28] Chifusa**
That's right... I'm sorry.
**[04:30] Chifusa**
It's my fault.
**[04:32] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, there's something
I want to ask you!
**[04:35] Kaede**
How did you take Kagefusa-sama's
breasts back there?
**[04:42] Kaede**
If you can steal them from people,
maybe you can share them, too!
**[04:46] Chifusa**
Forgive me, Kaede.
**[04:47] Chifusa**
I don't know how I was able
to absorb her breasts, myself.
**[04:51] Chifusa**
It was all so sudden...
**[04:53] Chifusa**
and that was the first time
I'd actually used Breast Slicing.
**[04:57] Kaede**
Sob.
**[04:58] Chifusa**
Don't get so down.
**[05:00] Chifusa**
We have this.
**[05:04] Chifusa**
Years ago, the Tokugawa
Shogunate tried to promote
**[05:06] Chifusa**
large, beautiful breasts by making
breast size the measure of all things.
**[05:11] Chifusa**
The Manyu Clan won their way
into the Shogunate's graces
**[05:16] Chifusa**
by using their secret techniques
for breast growth.
**[05:19] Chifusa**
In the end, they were able
to influence the nation's politics
***SIGN*** Breast Inspection
**[05:24] Chifusa**
by doing things like making breast inspections
part of the yearly taxation process.
**[05:31] Chifusa**
This secret scroll was
what gave them their success.
**[05:35] Chifusa**
If we can unlock the vast number
of secret techniques hidden within,
**[05:39] Chifusa**
I'm sure we can restore your severed breasts.
**[05:42] Chifusa**
Just believe in me, and follow me, Kaede!
**[05:45] Kaede**
I will!
**[05:46] Chifusa**
Okay, the first place to start is with a meal.
***SIGN*** Money Pouch
**[05:53] Chifusa**
I just gave that kid the last of my money.
**[05:56] Kaede**
Didn't you just tell me
to believe and follow you?
**[06:00] Chifusa**
W-Well... They say a true samurai
values honor more than food, right?
**[06:04] Kaede**
They also say you can't fight
on an empty stomach!
**[06:06] Kaede**
How could you be out of money already
after only just escaping the village?
**[06:11] Kaede**
Did you stop for even one moment
to think of a plan?
**[06:14] Chifusa**
H-How dare you talk to me that way!
You're just my servant!
**[06:17] Kaede**
And that's why! That's why I can say this!
**[06:24] Chifusa**
Doesn't that umbrella belong
to the woman we just saw?
**[06:28] Kaede**
I know!
**[06:29] Kaede**
We can use this to get some money!
**[06:35] Kaede**
Congratulations!
**[06:37] Kaede**
You see before you the street performer
with the beautiful breasts,
**[06:42] Kaede**
Hanyu Chifusa!
**[06:44] Chifusa**
H-Hanyu?
**[06:46] Kaede**
It's a fake name!
**[06:48] Kaede**
We've got assassins after us!
We can't use your real name!
**[06:51] Kaede**
Now keep spinning!
**[06:54] Kaede**
Now watch carefully!
**[06:57] Kaede**
They're bouncing even more than usual!
**[07:00] Chifusa**
What is wrong with you?!
**[07:01] Kaede**
No good, huh?
**[07:03] Chifusa**
Come one, come all, and see
the acrobat with the beautiful breasts,
**[07:08] Kaede**
Hanyu Chifusa, do her famous ladder tricks!
**[07:17] Kaede**
As you can see, they're flying up
and down even more than usual!
**[07:21] Chifusa**
I'm a samurai, you know!
**[07:23] Chifusa**
Stop trying to make money off of my boobs!
**[07:27] Kaede**
Well, it all worked out, right?
**[07:30] Kaede**
We got our meal.
**[07:33] Chifusa**
I'm the one who actually
did the work, you know.
**[07:38] Chifusa**
One, two, three...
**[07:41] Chifusa**
What are you doing?
**[07:42] Kaede**
I'm handling the money.
**[07:44] Kaede**
We've got a long journey ahead of us,
and you don't know how to plan at all.
**[07:48] Chifusa**
Y-You're just my servant!
**[07:51] Kaede**
And that's why!
That's why I'm handling the money!
**[07:59] Chifusa**
I don't know where you got the idea
for those performances, though.
**[08:04] Kaede**
Because I'm your servant!
**[08:07] Kaede**
I've been by your side since I was a child!
**[08:13] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, you were always
a tomboy who loved playing tricks.
**[08:17] Kaede**
You always got into trouble without a second
thought, and you made me worry all the time!
**[08:24] Chifusa**
Only when I'm with you!
**[08:27] Chifusa**
My sister used to bully me all the time.
**[08:30] Kaede**
I know you better than anyone, Chifusa-sama.
**[08:34] Chifusa**
Then you can tell that there are people
in this room who want to kill me, right?
**[08:38] Kaede**
Yes, of course.
**[08:43] Chifusa**
Let's go.
**[08:44] Kaede**
Check, please!
**[09:00] Chifusa**
Manyu ninjas?
**[09:02] Chifusa**
They must not think I'm much of a threat
if they're sending amateurs like you after me.
**[09:06] Chifusa**
Tell my sister that if she wants a fight,
she can come after me herself.
**[09:10] Chifusa**
Manyu Chifusa will always be
ready for an honorable battle!
**[09:14] Girls**
We'll get you yet!
**[09:20] Chifusa**
I was planning on renting a room for the night,
**[09:23] Chifusa**
but we won't be able to sleep like this.
**[09:26] Chifusa**
Let's go, Kaede.
**[09:30] Kaede**
An inn town, Chifusa-sama!
**[09:32] Chifusa**
Indeed.
***SIGN*** Gourmet Meals
of Japan
**[09:33] Kaede**
Inns! I see inns!
**[09:35] Kaede**
I can finally sleep with a roof over my head!
**[09:38] Kaede**
They say the boar stew here is delicious!
**[09:42] Chifusa**
No.
**[09:44] Kaede**
Why?
**[09:46] Chifusa**
Something feels wrong.
**[09:48] Chifusa**
We can't be sure
there aren't assassins here, too.
**[09:51] Kaede**
No!
**[09:52] Kaede**
No! No! Futons! Baths! Boar stew!
**[09:55] Chifusa**
Stop acting like a child!
**[09:57] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, you meanie!
**[09:59] Kaede**
I like to be clean, unlike you!
**[10:01] Chifusa**
Right, right.
**[10:02] Kaede**
I'm sick of sleeping outside!
**[10:07] Farmer**
Are you looking for a place to stay, samurai?
**[10:12] Farmer**
There's an inn up ahead with good food.
**[10:16] Farmer**
Why not stop there?
**[10:19] Kaede**
Did you hear that, Chifusa-sama?
**[10:21] Kaede**
Let's go there! Okay? Okay?
**[10:23] Chifusa**
Fine! Fine!
**[10:25] Chifusa**
Thank you.
**[10:26] Kaede**
Hooray! I love you, Chifusa-sama!
**[10:30] Farmer**
They're lesbian lovers, huh?
**[10:32] Farmer**
Now, then...
**[10:38] Kaede**
Looks like a dump.
**[10:39] Chifusa**
Hello?
**[10:40] Woman**
Oh, hello there.
**[10:43] Chifusa**
Oh, we saw you the other day...
**[10:45] Woman**
Oh, my!
**[10:50] Woman**
I apologize for overstepping myself that day.
**[10:54] Chifusa**
I had no idea you were an innkeep.
**[10:57] Woman**
Make yourselves at home.
**[11:00] Chifusa**
Sure, thanks.
**[11:03] Woman**
Have a nice stay.
**[11:07] Kaede**
How many days has it been
since I've smelled tatami...
**[11:10] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, how about you join me?
**[11:12] Chifusa**
Can't. My tits are in the way.
**[11:15] Chifusa**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[11:17] Chifusa**
I didn't mean it like that!
**[11:24] Kaede**
Look, Chifusa-sama!
**[11:26] Kaede**
The view is gorgeous!
**[11:35] Chifusa**
Sorry, did you say something?
**[11:38] Kaede**
No.
**[11:44] Kaede**
This boar stew is amazing!
**[11:48] Woman**
Thank you.
**[11:49] Chifusa**
The old man was right. This inn is excellent.
**[11:52] Kaede**
It looked like a total dump from the outside,
**[11:54] Kaede**
but I'm so happy we stayed here!
**[11:57] Woman**
The bath is quite nice. I hope you'll try it.
**[12:01] Chifusa**
Oh, I can't wait...
**[12:05] Kaede**
I'm so full!
**[12:07] Woman**
The bath is ready.
**[12:10] Chifusa**
Thanks.
**[12:11] Chifusa**
Kaede, let's go.
**[12:13] Kaede**
Go on without me.
**[12:15] Kaede**
I'll catch up.
**[12:18] Chifusa**
Oh, fine.
**[12:22] Kaede**
Can I borrow your kitchen, ma'am?
**[12:25] Woman**
Certainly, but why?
**[12:27] Kaede**
Oh, no reason.
**[12:29] Woman**
I'll show you the way.
**[12:32] Woman**
You two certainly cleaned your plates, huh?
**[12:35] Kaede**
It was delicious.
**[12:39] Woman**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[12:49] Chifusa**
I see!
**[13:01] Chifusa**
She's right. This is nice.
**[13:05] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama.
**[13:07] Chifusa**
Is that you, Kaede?
**[13:08] Chifusa**
The water's great.
**[13:15] Chifusa**
What's that?
**[13:17] Kaede**
I've prepared a Breast Polishing.
**[13:21] Narrator**
Breast Polishing.
***SIGN*** Breast Polishing
**[13:22] Narrator**
A Manyu secret art that makes boobs beautiful
**[13:26] Narrator**
through a combination of
breast shiatsu and massage,
**[13:30] Narrator**
using a mixture of sugar
and kudzu starch in hot water.
**[13:37] Kaede**
Even if you've fled the village,
you're still the heir to the Manyu Style.
**[13:42] Kaede**
It is necessary for you
to have the finest breasts in Japan.
**[13:45] Kaede**
Your breasts are dirty from your long journey,
**[13:48] Kaede**
and I shall polish them until they gleam!
**[13:54] Kaede**
Now relax and let me take care of everything.
**[13:59] Chifusa**
No! Kaede, stop!
**[14:10] Chifusa**
Knock it off!
**[14:12] Kaede**
Oww!
**[14:14] Chifusa**
That's going too far, you know.
**[14:18] Kaede**
I-I'm sorry.
**[14:22] Kaede**
When I see your massive, heaving melons,
**[14:26] Kaede**
I can't help but think of
my own lost breasts...
**[14:30] Chifusa**
Kaede.
**[14:32] Kaede**
I know I'm overstepping myself as your servant.
**[14:36] Kaede**
Please... Please...
**[14:39] Kaede**
Forgive me!
**[14:41] Chifusa**
It's fine.
**[14:43] Chifusa**
We'll get your breasts back.
**[14:53] Kaede**
Delicious boobs... So big...
**[14:55] Chifusa**
K-Kaede...
**[14:58] Kaede**
So big... So big...
**[14:59] Chifusa**
What's wrong, Kaede?
**[15:03] Chifusa**
I'm feeling dizzy...
**[15:04] Kaede**
They're just so huge...
**[15:06] Woman**
Is something wrong, ma'am?
**[15:08] Kaede**
I can't believe they're real...
**[15:10] Chifusa**
Innkeep?
**[15:14] Woman**
Looks like the drug's kicked in.
**[15:17] Chifusa**
*Oh, no. She poisoned our meal!*
**[15:20] Woman**
A special hallucinogen which not even
the shogun's food tasters could identify...
**[15:24] Woman**
There's no shame in failing
to realize you were poisoned.
**[15:28] Woman**
Your friend there seems
to be on quite the trip.
**[15:31] Woman**
The Manyu Clan's breasts are so big that you
can seduce someone without even intending to.
**[15:35] Woman**
I'm jealous of how firm they are.
**[15:37] Woman**
You see? When you use this technique
too much, it makes your breasts sag!
**[15:43] Chifusa**
A Manyu assassin?
**[15:46] Woman**
Indeed!
**[15:47] Woman**
Manyu Assassin Technique:
The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
**[15:49] Woman**
Die within a paradise of boobs!
**[15:53] Narrator**
Manyu Assassin Technique:
The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
**[15:56] Narrator**
A combination of bouncing boobs and drugs
that creates a state of hallucination.
**[16:00] Narrator**
It's said that those who fall under its sway
die in a state of peace and ecstasy.
**[16:11] Chifusa**
*What beautiful breasts...*
**[16:14] Chifusa**
*I can't take my eyes off them.*
**[16:17] Chifusa**
* Boobalicious Dreams...*
* What a fearsome technique.*
**[16:26] Woman**
Looks like you've fallen under its sway.
**[16:28] Woman**
Don't worry.
**[16:31] Woman**
I'll send you to heaven
without making you suffer.
**[16:35] Woman**
Prepare to die!
**[16:37] Kaede**
Boobs!
**[16:39] Woman**
Hey!
**[16:45] Chifusa**
Great work, Kaede!
**[16:48] Woman**
You set a trap on the floor, you little brat?!
**[16:51] Woman**
Someone like you doesn't have
the right to inherit the Manyu Clan!
**[16:55] Woman**
Now die!
**[16:56] Chifusa**
*I can't use Breast Slicing at this distance.*
**[17:00] Chifusa**
*But...*
**[17:06] Chifusa**
This distance is just fine!
**[17:12] Woman**
My breasts! My breasts!
**[17:35] Chifusa**
I stole them again...
**[17:38] Kaede**
Boobs!
**[17:41] Kaede**
Stop it, Kaede!
**[17:46] Kaede**
I said stop!
**[18:01] Woman**
My room...?
**[18:10] Woman**
I should've known they'd already be gone.
**[18:17] Chifusa**
*We left before you awoke, for our own safety.*
***SIGN*** Bust-Up Calisthenics
**[18:22] Chifusa**
* I leave you several techniques*
* for firmer breasts*
**[18:24] Chifusa**
*that were in the secret scroll.*
**[18:27] Chifusa**
* I hope you'll use them, along with*
* what's wrapped up beneath this letter,*
**[18:30] Chifusa**
*to stop your breasts from sagging.*
**[18:34] Woman**
Wh-What's this?
**[18:40] Chifusa**
*The meal you made last night was splendid.*
**[18:43] Chifusa**
*I hope you'll decide to be a good innkeep.*
**[18:54] Woman**
It fits perfectly!
**[18:59] Farmer**
I see.
**[19:00] Farmer**
So she failed.
**[19:01] Farmer**
And where are they now?
**[19:04] Farmer**
I see.
**[19:06] Farmer**
They're lesbian lovers, huh?
**[19:09] Kagefusa**
You're useless!
**[19:10] Women**
We looked everywhere,
but they were nowhere to be found.
**[19:12] Women**
We should head back to the village.
**[19:14] Kagefusa**
Damn you, Chifusa!
**[19:16] Kagefusa**
No matter where you go, I'll find you!
**[19:19] Kokage**
Hey, Big Sis Kagefusa!
**[19:21] Kokage**
What's a lesbian?
**[19:31] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama!
**[19:34] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama! Chifusa-sama!
**[19:37] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama!
**[19:38] Kaede**
That's so mean, trying to leave me behind!
**[19:42] Chifusa**
It's your fault for spending so much time
playing with the village kids.
**[19:45] Kaede**
I wasn't playing with them.
**[19:47] Kaede**
I was teaching them a lesson!
**[19:49] Kaede**
They started shouting "cutting board" and
"washboard" when they saw my breasts!
**[19:55] Kaede**
How rude!
**[19:59] Chifusa**
Thanks.
**[20:01] Chifusa**
Without your Breast Polishing,
**[20:05] Chifusa**
I might have fallen before
the Path of Boobalicious Dreams.
**[20:08] Kaede**
A-Aww...
**[20:10] Kaede**
I just did my job as your servant.
**[20:13] Kaede**
And I don't really remember
what happened after that.
**[20:17] Kaede**
Oh, but they're even bigger now, aren't they?
**[20:21] Kaede**
I'm so jealous.
**[20:23] Kaede**
Oh, you were reading the scroll?
**[20:25] Chifusa**
Kaede, I've discovered
the reason I steal breasts.
**[20:30] Chifusa**
It's because of Breast Flowing.
**[20:33] Kaede**
Breast Flowing?
**[20:34] Chifusa**
It's a technique that allows
mastery over breasts,
**[20:37] Chifusa**
like moving water from one cup to another.
**[20:39] Chifusa**
It's the most secret of all
Manyu sword techniques.
**[20:42] Chifusa**
And I mastered it without even knowing.
**[20:47] Kaede**
Like moving water from one cup to another...
**[20:50] Kaede**
So that means...
**[20:51] Chifusa**
No, my Breast Flowing is still incomplete.
**[20:53] Chifusa**
I can only steal from others.
**[20:55] Chifusa**
I can't share with you.
**[20:58] Kaede**
Sob.
**[21:00] Chifusa**
But someday, I'm sure I'll be able to.
**[21:02] Chifusa**
And for that, there's a place I must go.
**[21:06] Chifusa**
The village of Munamori.
**[21:08] Kaede**
Munamori?
**[21:10] Kaede**
Isn't that the home of your mother,
Munamori Chikumi-sama?
**[21:16] Chifusa**
There lies the secret to Breast Flowing.
**[21:19] Chifusa**
Kaede, I'll master Breast Flowing.
**[21:23] Chifusa**
As my boobs grow more bountiful,
I shall share them with others,
**[21:26] Chifusa**
and right this twisted world of breasts!
**[23:11] Narrator**
Breast Flowing, the unstoppable technique
of Manyu-Style Swordsmanship.
**[23:14] Narrator**
Chifusa heads for her mother's old home
of Munamori Village in search of its secrets.
**[23:19] Narrator**
But she encounters something
very strange along the way.
**[23:22] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, don't worry! I'm here for you!
**[23:25] Kaede**
Now, can we finish that Breast Polishing?
**[23:27] Chifusa**
Snap out of it already!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Spirited Aboob
**[23:29] Chifusa**
Next time on *Manyu Scroll*: "Spirited Aboob"!
**[23:32] Chifusa**
She who leaves a good deed undone is boobless!