Season 1

E1 - Chifusa Betrays Her Clan

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[00:07] Oume
    No!
[00:09] Man
    Wh-Who the hell are you people?
[00:12] Kagefusa
    Someone gave me a little tip about you.
[00:17] Kagefusa
    Oh? Your tits are every bit as good
    as the rumors say!
[00:24] Kagefusa
    They're wasted on a simple farm girl like you.
[00:32] Man
    Oume! Oume!
[00:35] Man
    P-Please! Leave my daughter alone!
[00:39] Man
    She's about to get married!
[00:44] Kagefusa
    Oh, she is, is she?
[00:49] Kagefusa
    Well, isn't that wonderful?
[00:53] Kagefusa
    Don't worry.
[00:54] Kagefusa
    This won't kill you.
[00:56] Oume
    No! No! No!
[01:02] Oume
    Nooo!
[01:09] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[01:13] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[01:17] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:20] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:23] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:27] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:32] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:35] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:37] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:41] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said
    to contain techniques for growing
[01:46] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    Chifusa Betrays Her Clan
SIGN    Chifusa Betrays Her Clan
[03:35] Chifusa
    They got ahead of me?!
[03:36] Assailants
    Prepare to die!
[03:49] Chifusa
    Kaede?!
[03:50] Kaede
    Why?
[03:52] Kaede
    Why are you abandoning
    the village, Chifusa-sama?
[04:01] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[04:03] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, wait!
[04:04] Kaede
    Don't leave me!
[04:07] Kaede
    At least... At least take me with you!
[04:20] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[04:31] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[04:38] Kagefusa
    She fell off the side?
[04:39] Kaede
    Kagefusa-sama!
[04:44] Kokage
    Aww. Think she's dead?
[04:47] Kagefusa
    I missed her vitals.
[04:49] Kagefusa
    And it'd take more than that
    to kill her, anyway.
[04:54] Kagefusa
    Now she's made this even harder.
[04:56] Kaede
    Kagefusa-sama, how dare you point
    a gun at Chifusa-sama!
[05:01] Kaede
    She's the heir to the Manyu Style!
[05:04] Kagefusa
    Don't be stupid.
[05:07] Kagefusa
    She went crazy and tried to run off
    with our secret scroll.
[05:12] Kagefusa
    That idiot's not heir to anything anymore.
[05:16] Kagefusa
    I feel bad for you, too.
[05:19] Kagefusa
    If Chifusa had stayed,
    you wouldn't have to suffer like this.
[05:29] Kagefusa
    You must feel lonely,
    having been betrayed by your master.
[05:33] Kagefusa
    From now on, I'll...
[05:36] Kagefusa
    take good care of you instead!
[05:55] Kagefusa
    Kaede. You head back to the village.
[05:59] Kagefusa
    We can't have anyone else
    deciding to turn traitor, after all.
[06:03] Kagefusa
    Let's go!
[06:05] Kokage
    Hey! Hey! Big Sis Kagefusa!
[06:07] Kokage
    What did you do?
[06:08] Kokage
    Why did Kaede fall over like that?
[06:13] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, please... be safe...
SIGN    Edo Castle, Manyu Mansion
[06:56] Kyouka
    Hello, there.
[06:58] Muneyuki
    Sister!
[07:00] Muneyuki
    You escaped outside again?
[07:03] Kyouka
    I hope you don't mind.
[07:05] Kyouka
    Being cooped up in that place
    could drive anyone mad.
[07:09] Kyouka
    And what's that?
[07:10] Muneyuki
    It's from the village.
[07:12] Muneyuki
    Chifusa has betrayed us.
[07:17] Kyouka
    That little troublemaker...
[07:20] Kyouka
    What can she do all by herself,
    with one secret scroll?
[07:25] Kyouka
    The Manyu control the shogunate itself.
[07:28] Muneyuki
    Kagefusa is on her trail.
[07:31] Muneyuki
    She won't get far.
[07:33] Kyouka
    I hope she doesn't kill her
    in a temper tantrum.
[07:38] Kyouka
    After all, Chifusa bears
    the blood of our enemy
[07:42] Kyouka
    and yet was chosen to be
    the heir to the Manyu.
[07:46] Kyouka
    By our father, and the head of the Manyu Clan,
[07:51] Kyouka
    Manyu Munenori-sama.
SIGN    Boobs
[08:17] (Flashback) Munenori
    What's wrong?
[08:18] (Flashback) Munenori
    Is that all you've got?
SIGN    Boobs
[08:23] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I accept defeat!
[08:28] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Father.
[08:30] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I still have much to learn.
[08:33] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I'm not fit to inherit the Manyu Style.
SIGN    Boobs
[08:35] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Why did you choose me?
[08:49] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Chifusa, look at this.
[08:51] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Is that... our secret scroll?
[08:57] (Flashback) Munenori
    You must inherit this scroll and lead
    the Manyu Clan to even greater heights.
[09:02] (Flashback) Munenori
    That is what is demanded of an heir.
[09:06] (Flashback) Chifusa
    And you think I can do that?
[09:09] (Flashback) Chifusa
    But I've still...
[09:12] (Flashback) Munenori
    You've mastered all the stances.
[09:15] (Flashback) Munenori
    All that's left is...
[09:21] (Flashback) Munenori
    Chifusa, cut this woman's breasts.
[09:28] (Flashback) Munenori
    She's a criminal. It's fine.
[09:31] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I can't!
[09:32] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I can't steal another woman's breasts!
    That's horrible!
[09:35] (Flashback) Munenori
    Do it!
SIGN    Breast Slicing
[09:37] (Flashback) Munenori
    Breast Slicing and Breast Growth Techniques
    are core arts of the Manyu Style.
[09:41] (Flashback) Munenori
    A single swing of your blade
    shall prove you are the rightful heir,
[09:46] (Flashback) Munenori
    and when it does, you will
    learn of your secret power.
[09:51] (Flashback) Chifusa
    My secret power?
[10:24] Chifusa
    What...?
[10:25] Oume
    You've awoken?
[10:30] Chifusa
    Who are you?
[10:35] Oume
    I went to the river to fetch water, like
    I always do, and happened to chance upon you.
[10:40] Oume
    Your wounds were so terrible,
    I felt I had to bring you to my humble abode.
[10:45] Oume
    Excuse me.
[10:46] Chifusa
    Thank you.
[10:47] Chifusa
    Oww!
[10:49] Oume
    Please endure it.
[10:51] Oume
    These herbs are the best for wounds.
[10:53] Chifusa
    B-But...
[10:56] Oume
    Aww, aren't you supposed to be a samurai?
[11:10] Chifusa
    You're not asking any questions, are you?
[11:12] Oume
    It's unwise for us peasants to involve
    ourselves in the matters of samurai.
[11:22] Chifusa
    Oume-dono?
[11:24] Oume
    I'm sorry.
[11:26] Oume
    They were just so beautiful,
    I couldn't help but stare.
[11:29] Chifusa
    Oh, um...
[11:31] Oume
    Would you prefer to wipe them down yourself?
[11:34] Chifusa
    When I raise my arm, my wound aches.
[11:37] Chifusa
    I'm sorry, but can I ask you to do it?
[12:02] Oume
    I'm jealous...
[12:05] Oume
    I'm jealous of your breasts.
SIGN    One Week Later
[12:23] Oume
    Chifusa-sama!
[12:24] Oume
    Are you certain it's okay
    for you to be out of bed?
[12:27] Chifusa
    Yes, I'm feeling just fine.
[12:29] Oume
    Wonderful.
[12:33] Chifusa
    Oume-dono!
[12:57] Chifusa
    Don't worry. I'll get it.
[13:05] Oume
    Thank you—
SIGN    Breast Slicing
[13:14] Chifusa
    What's wrong?
[13:16] Oume
    Nothing.
[13:20] Oume
    Then you're leaving tonight?
[13:23] Chifusa
    Yes.
[13:24] Chifusa
    I can't cause any more trouble for you.
[13:27] Oume
    I see.
[13:29] Oume
    Oh, have some while it's still warm.
[13:31] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[13:33] Chifusa
    I appreciate it.
[13:43] Chifusa
    H-Have you been living here alone
    this whole time?
[13:46] Oume
    Yes. I once lived with my parents, but...
[13:51] Oume
    I was attacked by Breast Hunters.
[13:57] Chifusa
    Breast Hunters?
[13:58] Chifusa
    The ones they say attack
    young women with large breasts?
[14:01] Oume
    Yes.
[14:03] Oume
    My mother couldn't endure
    the humiliation I suffered...
[14:06] Oume
    and my father followed her soon after.
[14:10] Oume
    In the end, only I was left.
[14:15] Oume
    Look at this.
[14:21] Oume
    I was once so proud of my breasts,
[14:24] Oume
    but this is all that's left of them.
[14:31] Chifusa
    I'm sorry.
[14:33] Oume
    So I was right.
[14:35] Oume
    You're from the Manyu village.
[14:41] Oume
    I've relived what happened to me that night
    so many times in my dreams.
[14:47] Oume
    It was people from your village
    who attacked me!
[14:50] Oume
    Even my fiancée abandoned me!
[14:54] Chifusa
    I'm sorry.
[15:21] Chifusa
    Thank you for everything.
[15:23] Oume
    I'm so sorry.
[15:26] Chifusa
    No, it's fine.
[15:30] Chifusa
    Farewell.
[15:39] Kagefusa
    Looks like you're feeling better.
[15:40] Kagefusa
    You're not getting away this time, Chifusa.
[15:46] Chifusa
    What is it?
[15:48] Kagefusa
    Oh, you're the girl I had
    some fun with a while back.
[15:53] Kagefusa
    How are your folks doing?
[15:58] Chifusa
    I'd heard that some of our clan
    were attacking nearby villages,
[16:01] Chifusa
    pretending to be Breast Hunters.
[16:04] Chifusa
    Why would you do something
    so horrible, Sister?
[16:08] Chifusa
    If you can't explain yourself,
[16:10] Chifusa
    then I'll show you no mercy!
[16:13] Kagefusa
    You're just a wounded traitor now.
    You can't hurt me.
[16:23] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[16:26] Chifusa
    Your breasts!
[16:28] Chifusa
    What happened to your breasts?
[16:29] Kagefusa
    It's such a sad story.
[16:32] Kagefusa
    She tried to flee the village
    and chase after you,
[16:35] Kagefusa
    and was punished for it.
[16:37] Kagefusa
    By having her breasts sliced!
[16:42] Chifusa
    How horrible...
[16:44] Kagefusa
    What? You're the one who abandoned her.
[16:49] Kagefusa
    She lost her breasts
    and had nowhere else to go,
[16:52] Kagefusa
    so now I'm looking out for her.
[16:54] Kagefusa
    Right, Kaede?
[17:00] Kagefusa
    Father was crazy to make you heir.
[17:06] Kagefusa
    Honestly, I'm glad you ran away.
[17:09] Kagefusa
    If I kill you here and get the scroll back,
[17:13] Kagefusa
    Father will realize just how wrong he was!
[17:23] Kagefusa
    Die!
[17:26] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[17:29] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[17:34] Kagefusa
    Die!
[17:37] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[17:56] Girls
    Kagefusa-sama's breasts?
[17:58] Girls
    Her breasts!
[17:59] Kagefusa
    No! This can't be happening!
[18:07] Chifusa
    Wh-What's happening to me?
[18:29] Kagefusa
    My breasts!
[18:44] Kagefusa
    Your breasts got bigger?
[18:47] Kagefusa
    You didn't just slice them, you stole them?
[18:51] Kagefusa
    How can you do that?
[18:53] Kagefusa
    Is that why Father made you heir?
[18:58] Munenori
    You will learn of your secret power.
[19:02] Chifusa
    This is my power?
[19:05] Kagefusa
    The secret scroll?
[19:07] Kagefusa
    Are you...
[19:10] Chifusa
    The Secrets to Massive Boobs!
[19:12] Chifusa
    First, thou must fondle thy breasts
    to promote hormone excretion!
[19:17] Chifusa
    If thou canst have thy lover do it, even better!
[19:20] Chifusa
    Fondle both the left breast
    and right breast evenly!
[19:23] Kagefusa
    Chifusa, do you intend to spread
[19:26] Kagefusa
    the Manyu's secret techniques for growing
    giant knockers to the entire world?
[19:30] Chifusa
    A world where breasts are more important
    than anything else is ridiculous.
[19:34] Chifusa
    But that's how this world works.
[19:36] Chifusa
    Now that you know how the peasants feel,
[19:37] Chifusa
    try to make your breasts big once more, Sister.
[19:41] Chifusa
    And you, too... Don't give up.
[19:45] Oume
    Okay!
[19:48] Kagefusa
    Wait!
[19:49] Kagefusa
    What are you doing? Kill the traitor!
[19:52] Kagefusa
    Don't let her escape!
[19:57] Chifusa
    Get out of my way!
[20:03] Kagefusa
    Damn you!
[20:04] Kagefusa
    You can run to the ends of the Earth,
[20:06] Kagefusa
    but I'll still find you and
    slice your breasts to ribbons!
[20:10] Kagefusa
    Don't forget that, Chifusa!
[20:20] Chifusa
    I wanted you to stay in the village
    and live in peace.
[20:24] Chifusa
    I'm sorry, Kaede.
[20:27] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[20:30] Chifusa
    Look.
[20:31] Chifusa
    I'm going to fight against the insane world
    the Manyu have created.
[20:35] Chifusa
    And that means the whole country
    will be my enemy.
[20:39] Chifusa
    I'm going to escape my pursuers
    and change how the people think.
[20:42] Chifusa
    It won't be easy.
[20:44] Chifusa
    Will you follow me anyway?
[20:47] Kaede
    I will!
[20:53] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I have a request, too.
[20:56] Kaede
    What is it?
[21:00] Chifusa
    What are you doing?
[21:01] Kaede
    I'm jealous!
[21:04] Kaede
    I'm flat as a board, and your
    melons are massive! It's not fair!
[21:09] Kaede
    At least let me enjoy
    their smell... their softness!
[21:11] Chifusa
    S-Stop it!
[21:12] Chifusa
    Is that what you're into?
[21:15] Chifusa
    Fine! I get it! Don't follow me!
[21:19] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, wait!
[23:10] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan controls the shogunate
    and creates a world where breasts rule all!
[23:13] Narrator
    Manyu Chifusa journeys out, carrying a scroll
    of their greatest secrets between her cans.
[23:17] Narrator
    But assassins follow close behind...
[23:20] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I'll follow you anywhere!
[23:23] Kaede
    I can handle an assassin or two!
[23:26] Chifusa
    Stop touching my breasts!
[23:29] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "Assassins! The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!"
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Assassins! The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
[23:32] Chifusa
    Hate the sinner, not the snuggle pups!

E2 - Assassins! The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!

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[00:02] Man
    Everyone!
[00:04] Man
    One of the kids from the rowhouse
    ran into Ochichi-sama!
[00:08] Ochichi
    Look where you're going!
[00:10] Ochichi
    You filthy poor people don't deserve
    to walk in the middle of the road!
[00:14] Ochichi
    You got your filth
    all over my beautiful breasts!
[00:18] Kid
    You weren't looking where you
    were going, either, cow-tits!
[00:22] Ochichi
    I guess your parents never
    taught you how to behave.
[00:27] Ochichi
    Why don't I teach you a lesson
    about how worthless you really are?
[00:36] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:40] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:44] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[00:48] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[00:50] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[00:54] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[00:59] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:02] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:05] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:09] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:13] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
[02:52] Ochichi
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
SIGN    Assassins! The Path of
    Boobalicious Dreams!
SIGN    Assassins! The Path of
    Boobalicious Dreams!
[02:54] Chifusa
    Aren't you ashamed of yourself,
    losing your temper at a young child like this?
[02:59] Chifusa
    The only things grown-up
    about you are your breasts.
[03:02] Men
    Who's that samurai?
[03:03] Men
    You've got a huge rack! Fight! Fight!
[03:06] Kaede
    I take my eyes off Chifusa-sama for one second
[03:10] Kaede
    and she's already starting
    a huge fight in public?
[03:12] Kaede
    Okay, I'll handle this—
[03:15] Woman
    Excuse me, you two!
[03:17] Woman
    It's indecent to be fighting
    like this on a public street.
[03:22] Woman
    And that's why...
[03:25] Woman
    My funbags and I would really
    appreciate it if you'd both let it slide!
[03:31] Men
    Boobs!
[03:32] Men
    Saggy boobs!
[03:33] Men
    We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:37] Men
    We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:39] Ochichi
    I'll get you for this!
[03:40] Men
    We love boobs! We love boobs! Yeah! Yeah!
[03:40] Woman
    Yes, yes, yes!
[03:48] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you know better than this!
[03:50] Chifusa
    I'm sorry, Kaede. I couldn't help myself.
[03:53] Kid
    Thanks for saving me, miss.
[03:56] Chifusa
    From now on, be more careful.
[03:58] Chifusa
    Here, use this to buy yourself some candy.
[04:02] Kid
    Thanks!
[04:05] Chifusa
    Still...
[04:07] Chifusa
    "Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power.
[04:09] Chifusa
    And flat girls aren't even human."
[04:12] Chifusa
    Seeing what those words actually mean
    first-hand makes me sick.
[04:18] Chifusa
    It's stupid to say that breasts
    are all that matter in this world!
[04:20] Chifusa
    Don't you think so, Kaede?
[04:24] Chifusa
    Kaede?
[04:28] Chifusa
    That's right... I'm sorry.
[04:30] Chifusa
    It's my fault.
[04:32] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, there's something
    I want to ask you!
[04:35] Kaede
    How did you take Kagefusa-sama's
    breasts back there?
[04:42] Kaede
    If you can steal them from people,
    maybe you can share them, too!
[04:46] Chifusa
    Forgive me, Kaede.
[04:47] Chifusa
    I don't know how I was able
    to absorb her breasts, myself.
[04:51] Chifusa
    It was all so sudden...
[04:53] Chifusa
    and that was the first time
    I'd actually used Breast Slicing.
[04:57] Kaede
    Sob.
[04:58] Chifusa
    Don't get so down.
[05:00] Chifusa
    We have this.
[05:04] Chifusa
    Years ago, the Tokugawa
    Shogunate tried to promote
[05:06] Chifusa
    large, beautiful breasts by making
    breast size the measure of all things.
[05:11] Chifusa
    The Manyu Clan won their way
    into the Shogunate's graces
[05:16] Chifusa
    by using their secret techniques
    for breast growth.
[05:19] Chifusa
    In the end, they were able
    to influence the nation's politics
SIGN    Breast Inspection
[05:24] Chifusa
    by doing things like making breast inspections
    part of the yearly taxation process.
[05:31] Chifusa
    This secret scroll was
    what gave them their success.
[05:35] Chifusa
    If we can unlock the vast number
    of secret techniques hidden within,
[05:39] Chifusa
    I'm sure we can restore your severed breasts.
[05:42] Chifusa
    Just believe in me, and follow me, Kaede!
[05:45] Kaede
    I will!
[05:46] Chifusa
    Okay, the first place to start is with a meal.
SIGN    Money Pouch
[05:53] Chifusa
    I just gave that kid the last of my money.
[05:56] Kaede
    Didn't you just tell me
    to believe and follow you?
[06:00] Chifusa
    W-Well... They say a true samurai
    values honor more than food, right?
[06:04] Kaede
    They also say you can't fight
    on an empty stomach!
[06:06] Kaede
    How could you be out of money already
    after only just escaping the village?
[06:11] Kaede
    Did you stop for even one moment
    to think of a plan?
[06:14] Chifusa
    H-How dare you talk to me that way!
    You're just my servant!
[06:17] Kaede
    And that's why! That's why I can say this!
[06:24] Chifusa
    Doesn't that umbrella belong
    to the woman we just saw?
[06:28] Kaede
    I know!
[06:29] Kaede
    We can use this to get some money!
[06:35] Kaede
    Congratulations!
[06:37] Kaede
    You see before you the street performer
    with the beautiful breasts,
[06:42] Kaede
    Hanyu Chifusa!
[06:44] Chifusa
    H-Hanyu?
[06:46] Kaede
    It's a fake name!
[06:48] Kaede
    We've got assassins after us!
    We can't use your real name!
[06:51] Kaede
    Now keep spinning!
[06:54] Kaede
    Now watch carefully!
[06:57] Kaede
    They're bouncing even more than usual!
[07:00] Chifusa
    What is wrong with you?!
[07:01] Kaede
    No good, huh?
[07:03] Chifusa
    Come one, come all, and see
    the acrobat with the beautiful breasts,
[07:08] Kaede
    Hanyu Chifusa, do her famous ladder tricks!
[07:17] Kaede
    As you can see, they're flying up
    and down even more than usual!
[07:21] Chifusa
    I'm a samurai, you know!
[07:23] Chifusa
    Stop trying to make money off of my boobs!
[07:27] Kaede
    Well, it all worked out, right?
[07:30] Kaede
    We got our meal.
[07:33] Chifusa
    I'm the one who actually
    did the work, you know.
[07:38] Chifusa
    One, two, three...
[07:41] Chifusa
    What are you doing?
[07:42] Kaede
    I'm handling the money.
[07:44] Kaede
    We've got a long journey ahead of us,
    and you don't know how to plan at all.
[07:48] Chifusa
    Y-You're just my servant!
[07:51] Kaede
    And that's why!
    That's why I'm handling the money!
[07:59] Chifusa
    I don't know where you got the idea
    for those performances, though.
[08:04] Kaede
    Because I'm your servant!
[08:07] Kaede
    I've been by your side since I was a child!
[08:13] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you were always
    a tomboy who loved playing tricks.
[08:17] Kaede
    You always got into trouble without a second
    thought, and you made me worry all the time!
[08:24] Chifusa
    Only when I'm with you!
[08:27] Chifusa
    My sister used to bully me all the time.
[08:30] Kaede
    I know you better than anyone, Chifusa-sama.
[08:34] Chifusa
    Then you can tell that there are people
    in this room who want to kill me, right?
[08:38] Kaede
    Yes, of course.
[08:43] Chifusa
    Let's go.
[08:44] Kaede
    Check, please!
[09:00] Chifusa
    Manyu ninjas?
[09:02] Chifusa
    They must not think I'm much of a threat
    if they're sending amateurs like you after me.
[09:06] Chifusa
    Tell my sister that if she wants a fight,
    she can come after me herself.
[09:10] Chifusa
    Manyu Chifusa will always be
    ready for an honorable battle!
[09:14] Girls
    We'll get you yet!
[09:20] Chifusa
    I was planning on renting a room for the night,
[09:23] Chifusa
    but we won't be able to sleep like this.
[09:26] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede.
[09:30] Kaede
    An inn town, Chifusa-sama!
[09:32] Chifusa
    Indeed.
SIGN    Gourmet Meals
    of Japan
[09:33] Kaede
    Inns! I see inns!
[09:35] Kaede
    I can finally sleep with a roof over my head!
[09:38] Kaede
    They say the boar stew here is delicious!
[09:42] Chifusa
    No.
[09:44] Kaede
    Why?
[09:46] Chifusa
    Something feels wrong.
[09:48] Chifusa
    We can't be sure
    there aren't assassins here, too.
[09:51] Kaede
    No!
[09:52] Kaede
    No! No! Futons! Baths! Boar stew!
[09:55] Chifusa
    Stop acting like a child!
[09:57] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you meanie!
[09:59] Kaede
    I like to be clean, unlike you!
[10:01] Chifusa
    Right, right.
[10:02] Kaede
    I'm sick of sleeping outside!
[10:07] Farmer
    Are you looking for a place to stay, samurai?
[10:12] Farmer
    There's an inn up ahead with good food.
[10:16] Farmer
    Why not stop there?
[10:19] Kaede
    Did you hear that, Chifusa-sama?
[10:21] Kaede
    Let's go there! Okay? Okay?
[10:23] Chifusa
    Fine! Fine!
[10:25] Chifusa
    Thank you.
[10:26] Kaede
    Hooray! I love you, Chifusa-sama!
[10:30] Farmer
    They're lesbian lovers, huh?
[10:32] Farmer
    Now, then...
[10:38] Kaede
    Looks like a dump.
[10:39] Chifusa
    Hello?
[10:40] Woman
    Oh, hello there.
[10:43] Chifusa
    Oh, we saw you the other day...
[10:45] Woman
    Oh, my!
[10:50] Woman
    I apologize for overstepping myself that day.
[10:54] Chifusa
    I had no idea you were an innkeep.
[10:57] Woman
    Make yourselves at home.
[11:00] Chifusa
    Sure, thanks.
[11:03] Woman
    Have a nice stay.
[11:07] Kaede
    How many days has it been
    since I've smelled tatami...
[11:10] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, how about you join me?
[11:12] Chifusa
    Can't. My tits are in the way.
[11:15] Chifusa
    Uncle! Uncle!
[11:17] Chifusa
    I didn't mean it like that!
[11:24] Kaede
    Look, Chifusa-sama!
[11:26] Kaede
    The view is gorgeous!
[11:35] Chifusa
    Sorry, did you say something?
[11:38] Kaede
    No.
[11:44] Kaede
    This boar stew is amazing!
[11:48] Woman
    Thank you.
[11:49] Chifusa
    The old man was right. This inn is excellent.
[11:52] Kaede
    It looked like a total dump from the outside,
[11:54] Kaede
    but I'm so happy we stayed here!
[11:57] Woman
    The bath is quite nice. I hope you'll try it.
[12:01] Chifusa
    Oh, I can't wait...
[12:05] Kaede
    I'm so full!
[12:07] Woman
    The bath is ready.
[12:10] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[12:11] Chifusa
    Kaede, let's go.
[12:13] Kaede
    Go on without me.
[12:15] Kaede
    I'll catch up.
[12:18] Chifusa
    Oh, fine.
[12:22] Kaede
    Can I borrow your kitchen, ma'am?
[12:25] Woman
    Certainly, but why?
[12:27] Kaede
    Oh, no reason.
[12:29] Woman
    I'll show you the way.
[12:32] Woman
    You two certainly cleaned your plates, huh?
[12:35] Kaede
    It was delicious.
[12:39] Woman
    I'm glad to hear that.
[12:49] Chifusa
    I see!
[13:01] Chifusa
    She's right. This is nice.
[13:05] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama.
[13:07] Chifusa
    Is that you, Kaede?
[13:08] Chifusa
    The water's great.
[13:15] Chifusa
    What's that?
[13:17] Kaede
    I've prepared a Breast Polishing.
[13:21] Narrator
    Breast Polishing.
SIGN    Breast Polishing
[13:22] Narrator
    A Manyu secret art that makes boobs beautiful
[13:26] Narrator
    through a combination of
    breast shiatsu and massage,
[13:30] Narrator
    using a mixture of sugar
    and kudzu starch in hot water.
[13:37] Kaede
    Even if you've fled the village,
    you're still the heir to the Manyu Style.
[13:42] Kaede
    It is necessary for you
    to have the finest breasts in Japan.
[13:45] Kaede
    Your breasts are dirty from your long journey,
[13:48] Kaede
    and I shall polish them until they gleam!
[13:54] Kaede
    Now relax and let me take care of everything.
[13:59] Chifusa
    No! Kaede, stop!
[14:10] Chifusa
    Knock it off!
[14:12] Kaede
    Oww!
[14:14] Chifusa
    That's going too far, you know.
[14:18] Kaede
    I-I'm sorry.
[14:22] Kaede
    When I see your massive, heaving melons,
[14:26] Kaede
    I can't help but think of
    my own lost breasts...
[14:30] Chifusa
    Kaede.
[14:32] Kaede
    I know I'm overstepping myself as your servant.
[14:36] Kaede
    Please... Please...
[14:39] Kaede
    Forgive me!
[14:41] Chifusa
    It's fine.
[14:43] Chifusa
    We'll get your breasts back.
[14:53] Kaede
    Delicious boobs... So big...
[14:55] Chifusa
    K-Kaede...
[14:58] Kaede
    So big... So big...
[14:59] Chifusa
    What's wrong, Kaede?
[15:03] Chifusa
    I'm feeling dizzy...
[15:04] Kaede
    They're just so huge...
[15:06] Woman
    Is something wrong, ma'am?
[15:08] Kaede
    I can't believe they're real...
[15:10] Chifusa
    Innkeep?
[15:14] Woman
    Looks like the drug's kicked in.
[15:17] Chifusa
    Oh, no. She poisoned our meal!
[15:20] Woman
    A special hallucinogen which not even
    the shogun's food tasters could identify...
[15:24] Woman
    There's no shame in failing
    to realize you were poisoned.
[15:28] Woman
    Your friend there seems
    to be on quite the trip.
[15:31] Woman
    The Manyu Clan's breasts are so big that you
    can seduce someone without even intending to.
[15:35] Woman
    I'm jealous of how firm they are.
[15:37] Woman
    You see? When you use this technique
    too much, it makes your breasts sag!
[15:43] Chifusa
    A Manyu assassin?
[15:46] Woman
    Indeed!
[15:47] Woman
    Manyu Assassin Technique:
    The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
[15:49] Woman
    Die within a paradise of boobs!
[15:53] Narrator
    Manyu Assassin Technique:
    The Path of Boobalicious Dreams!
[15:56] Narrator
    A combination of bouncing boobs and drugs
    that creates a state of hallucination.
[16:00] Narrator
    It's said that those who fall under its sway
    die in a state of peace and ecstasy.
[16:11] Chifusa
    What beautiful breasts...
[16:14] Chifusa
    I can't take my eyes off them.
[16:17] Chifusa
    Boobalicious Dreams...
    What a fearsome technique.
[16:26] Woman
    Looks like you've fallen under its sway.
[16:28] Woman
    Don't worry.
[16:31] Woman
    I'll send you to heaven
    without making you suffer.
[16:35] Woman
    Prepare to die!
[16:37] Kaede
    Boobs!
[16:39] Woman
    Hey!
[16:45] Chifusa
    Great work, Kaede!
[16:48] Woman
    You set a trap on the floor, you little brat?!
[16:51] Woman
    Someone like you doesn't have
    the right to inherit the Manyu Clan!
[16:55] Woman
    Now die!
[16:56] Chifusa
    I can't use Breast Slicing at this distance.
[17:00] Chifusa
    But...
[17:06] Chifusa
    This distance is just fine!
[17:12] Woman
    My breasts! My breasts!
[17:35] Chifusa
    I stole them again...
[17:38] Kaede
    Boobs!
[17:41] Kaede
    Stop it, Kaede!
[17:46] Kaede
    I said stop!
[18:01] Woman
    My room...?
[18:10] Woman
    I should've known they'd already be gone.
[18:17] Chifusa
    We left before you awoke, for our own safety.
SIGN    Bust-Up Calisthenics
[18:22] Chifusa
    I leave you several techniques
    for firmer breasts
[18:24] Chifusa
    that were in the secret scroll.
[18:27] Chifusa
    I hope you'll use them, along with
    what's wrapped up beneath this letter,
[18:30] Chifusa
    to stop your breasts from sagging.
[18:34] Woman
    Wh-What's this?
[18:40] Chifusa
    The meal you made last night was splendid.
[18:43] Chifusa
    I hope you'll decide to be a good innkeep.
[18:54] Woman
    It fits perfectly!
[18:59] Farmer
    I see.
[19:00] Farmer
    So she failed.
[19:01] Farmer
    And where are they now?
[19:04] Farmer
    I see.
[19:06] Farmer
    They're lesbian lovers, huh?
[19:09] Kagefusa
    You're useless!
[19:10] Women
    We looked everywhere,
    but they were nowhere to be found.
[19:12] Women
    We should head back to the village.
[19:14] Kagefusa
    Damn you, Chifusa!
[19:16] Kagefusa
    No matter where you go, I'll find you!
[19:19] Kokage
    Hey, Big Sis Kagefusa!
[19:21] Kokage
    What's a lesbian?
[19:31] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:34] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama! Chifusa-sama!
[19:37] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:38] Kaede
    That's so mean, trying to leave me behind!
[19:42] Chifusa
    It's your fault for spending so much time
    playing with the village kids.
[19:45] Kaede
    I wasn't playing with them.
[19:47] Kaede
    I was teaching them a lesson!
[19:49] Kaede
    They started shouting "cutting board" and
    "washboard" when they saw my breasts!
[19:55] Kaede
    How rude!
[19:59] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[20:01] Chifusa
    Without your Breast Polishing,
[20:05] Chifusa
    I might have fallen before
    the Path of Boobalicious Dreams.
[20:08] Kaede
    A-Aww...
[20:10] Kaede
    I just did my job as your servant.
[20:13] Kaede
    And I don't really remember
    what happened after that.
[20:17] Kaede
    Oh, but they're even bigger now, aren't they?
[20:21] Kaede
    I'm so jealous.
[20:23] Kaede
    Oh, you were reading the scroll?
[20:25] Chifusa
    Kaede, I've discovered
    the reason I steal breasts.
[20:30] Chifusa
    It's because of Breast Flowing.
[20:33] Kaede
    Breast Flowing?
[20:34] Chifusa
    It's a technique that allows
    mastery over breasts,
[20:37] Chifusa
    like moving water from one cup to another.
[20:39] Chifusa
    It's the most secret of all
    Manyu sword techniques.
[20:42] Chifusa
    And I mastered it without even knowing.
[20:47] Kaede
    Like moving water from one cup to another...
[20:50] Kaede
    So that means...
[20:51] Chifusa
    No, my Breast Flowing is still incomplete.
[20:53] Chifusa
    I can only steal from others.
[20:55] Chifusa
    I can't share with you.
[20:58] Kaede
    Sob.
[21:00] Chifusa
    But someday, I'm sure I'll be able to.
[21:02] Chifusa
    And for that, there's a place I must go.
[21:06] Chifusa
    The village of Munamori.
[21:08] Kaede
    Munamori?
[21:10] Kaede
    Isn't that the home of your mother,
    Munamori Chikumi-sama?
[21:16] Chifusa
    There lies the secret to Breast Flowing.
[21:19] Chifusa
    Kaede, I'll master Breast Flowing.
[21:23] Chifusa
    As my boobs grow more bountiful,
    I shall share them with others,
[21:26] Chifusa
    and right this twisted world of breasts!
[23:11] Narrator
    Breast Flowing, the unstoppable technique
    of Manyu-Style Swordsmanship.
[23:14] Narrator
    Chifusa heads for her mother's old home
    of Munamori Village in search of its secrets.
[23:19] Narrator
    But she encounters something
    very strange along the way.
[23:22] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, don't worry! I'm here for you!
[23:25] Kaede
    Now, can we finish that Breast Polishing?
[23:27] Chifusa
    Snap out of it already!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Spirited Aboob
[23:29] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll: "Spirited Aboob"!
[23:32] Chifusa
    She who leaves a good deed undone is boobless!

E3 - Spirited Aboob

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[00:04] Girls
    What do you think, Mayor?
[00:07] Girls
    What do you think about mine, Mayor?
    I look pretty good, huh?
[00:10] Yotahachi
    Yeah, you sure do.
[00:12] Girls
    You really mean it?
[00:14] Girls
    Make sure you take a good look!
[00:16] Girls
    Don't worry. Kayo will be here any second.
[00:18] Girls
    If you keep frowning like that,
    your face will end up full of wrinkles!
[00:23] Yotahachi
    Shut up!
SIGN    Nyuji Village
    Kayo-sama
[00:25] Yotahachi
    She's two hours late for her fitting!
[00:28] Yotahachi
    Of course I'm worried!
[00:30] Girls
    Don't worry.
[00:32] Girls
    Kayo's boobs will win
    His Lordship's heart for sure.
[00:36] Girls
    That's right.
[00:38] Yotahachi
    You can't win a war without
    taking care of every last detail!
[00:41] Yotahachi
    We need to make her outfit as skimpy
    as possible, so that she looks extra-sexy!
[00:46] Village
    Mayor!
[00:48] Village
    Kayo... Kayo is...
SIGN    Nyuji Village Entrance
[00:55] Yotahachi
    Kayo! Kayo!
[01:00] Kayo
    Mayor...
[01:08] Yotahachi
    K-K-Kayo...
[01:12] Yotahachi
    Your breasts...
[01:15] Yotahachi
    Your massive breasts...
[01:17] Yotahachi
    deflated!
[01:21] Kayo
    M-My breasts...
[01:24] Kayo
    My massive breasts!
[01:26] Kayo
    No!
[01:28] Kayo
    No! No!
[01:29] Kayo
    Give back my breasts!
[01:30] Yotahachi
    They've been... spirited aboob!
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    Spirited Aboob
SIGN    Spirited Aboob
[03:07] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I can't go on...
[03:11] Chifusa
    Just a little more. Hang in there.
[03:15] Kaede
    I can't walk another step...
[03:17] Kaede
    Carry me!
[03:19] Chifusa
    I refuse.
[03:20] Chifusa
    Just keep walking. Use willpower.
[03:22] Kaede
    Argh!
[03:23] Kaede
    What is "willpower"?
[03:24] Kaede
    Does it taste good?
[03:25] Kaede
    We haven't eaten for three days!
[03:28] Chifusa
    And that's your fault!
SIGN    Money Pouch
[03:30] (Flashback) Kaede
    I'll handle the money,
    'cause you'll just waste it!
[03:35] Chifusa
    And after that, who was it that
    dropped all our money?
[03:40] Kaede
    A lady shouldn't dwell on the past!
[03:45] Chifusa
    Let's just get to town
    and find a job somewhere.
SIGN    Beautiful Girls Teashop
    Chichi Miraazu
SIGN    Beautiful Girls Teashop
    Chichi Miraazu
[03:57] Manager
    All right, everybody, let's start the day by
    reciting the three vows of Chichi Miraazu!
[04:02] Manager
    A nice smile makes your boobs look bigger!
[04:05] All
    A nice smile makes your boobs look bigger!
[04:08] Manager
    Blessings come to bouncing tits!
[04:10] All
    Blessings come to bouncing tits!
[04:13] Manager
    You, the new girl!
[04:15] Manager
    I can't hear you!
[04:17] Manager
    One more time!
[04:18] Chifusa
    O-Okay!
[04:19] Chifusa
    Blessings come to bouncing tits!
[04:21] Manager
    Fate brings our boobs together!
[04:23] All
    Fate brings our boobs together!
[04:27] Maids
    Don't worry. You'll get used to it fast.
[04:29] Maids
    You're cute, Chifusa-san.
    The customers will love you, I'm sure.
[04:34] Chifusa
    Y-You think?
[04:36] Maids
    You sure have a nice pair, too.
[04:39] Maids
    The manager's pretty strict, and she
    okayed you without a second thought.
[04:43] Maids
    Well, I do feel bad for your
    flat-chested friend, though.
[04:58] Chifusa
    Here you are!
[05:00] Girl
    Oh, you're new, huh?
[05:02] Chifusa
    Y-Yes. I'm Chifusa.
[05:05] Chifusa
    Nice to meet you.
[05:07] Girl
    You look so naive and innocent!
[05:10] Girl
    Totally my type!
[05:12] Chifusa
    Th-Thanks.
[05:15] Girl
    Your rack's pretty good...
[05:18] Girl
    but you've got a great ass, too!
[05:21] Chifusa
    Ma'am, we try to be
    a family-friendly business here.
[05:25] Chifusa
    No touching!
[05:28] Girl
    A family-friendly business?
    With your tits hanging out?
[05:30] Girl
    That means it's okay to touch
    your breasts, right?
[05:37] Chifusa
    What are you doing?!
[05:41] Manager
    I'll have you know she's a regular!
[05:43] Manager
    As punishment, you get no food!
[05:46] Kaede
    Why me, too?
[05:49] Kaede
    Damn it, Chifusa-sama!
[05:52] Kaede
    It's not like your boobs get smaller
    if someone feels you up a few times!
[05:58] Kaede
    Come back, my boobs!
[06:02] Servant
    Don't worry about it.
[06:04] Servant
    Her breasts are amazing.
    She'll make up for it in no time.
[06:08] Kaede
    So that job pays as well as I thought?
[06:10] Servant
    The tips are amazing, especially if
    you get a good customer.
[06:15] Kaede
    Good luck, Chifusa-sama!
[06:17] Servant
    That's why she needs to be careful
    that she's not... spirited aboob.
[06:23] Kaede
    Spirited... aboob?
[06:25] Servant
    It's happened to at least ten girls
    in this area alone.
[06:28] Servant
    When a girl's out walking alone at night...
[06:33] Manager
    Hey, get back to work!
[06:36] Manager
    It's time, everyone!
[06:40] Manager
    Today's dancers include our establishment's
    most popular girl, Sakura-chan!
[06:46] Crowd
    Sakura-chan!
[06:48] Manager
    As well as the new girl, whose breasts
    are bursting out of her top!
[06:52] Manager
    Chifusa-chan!
[06:53] Crowd
    Chifusa-chan!
[06:57] Chifusa
    H-Hi, there... Hi, there.
[07:00] Manager
    Now, let the music start!
[07:04] Sakura
    Here we go!
[07:13] Sakura
    Shake!
[07:14] Drunk
    I love how awkward she looks!
[07:17] Chifusa
    Endure, Chifusa! Endure!
[07:22] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[07:24] Drunk
    Spread your legs more, miss!
[07:27] Drunk
    We can't see!
[07:28] Chifusa
    Read what's on the wall, sir!
SIGN    No Touching
    the Dancers
[07:33] Drunk
    Like I care!
[07:34] Drunk
    Come on, spread those legs!
[07:36] Drunk
    I'll make it worth your while!
[07:37] Kaede
    Endure it, Chifusa-sama!
[07:40] Chifusa
    Hey, what?
[07:43] Chifusa
    S-Stop!
[07:46] Kaede
    Stop it, pervert!
[07:52] Manager
    You're both fired!
[07:58] Kaede
    I don't think I can go on...
[08:02] Chifusa
    K-Kaede?
[08:13] Villagers
    Boobs... Boobs...
[08:21] Yotahachi
    Take them to my home.
[08:28] Yotahachi
    I'm Yotahachi, the mayor of Nyuji Village.
[08:33] Yotahachi
    Feel free to eat while we talk,
[08:35] Yotahachi
    but please hear me out.
[08:38] Yotahachi
    Have you perhaps heard the rumors?
[08:43] Kaede
    Whawt whrumorws?
[08:45] Chifusa
    What rumors?
[08:47] Yotahachi
    The rumors of girls who are "spirited aboob."
[08:50] Chifusa
    S-Spirited aboob?
[08:52] Kaede
    I heard someone talking about it, but...
[08:54] Kaede
    Is that really happening?
[08:56] Yotahachi
    "Spirited aboob" is the name of a strange
    phenomenon occurring in this area.
[09:01] Yotahachi
    A girl with large breasts will be out late
    walking and suddenly lose consciousness.
[09:06] Yotahachi
    When she wakes up,
    her breasts will have shrunk!
[09:11] Chifusa
    That's ridiculous!
[09:13] Yotahachi
    I know it's hard to believe,
    but it happened to Kayo here.
[09:18] Yotahachi
    She once had the biggest pair in the village,
[09:23] Yotahachi
    but as you can see, they're now just average.
SIGN    Kayo
[09:26] Yotahachi
    This is a portrait of her we had painted
    during a trip to Edo last year.
[09:28] Kayo
    My breasts... My breasts...
[09:31] Kaede
    They're huge...
[09:33] Chifusa
    Could it be the Manyu?!
[09:35] Chifusa
    All the way out here?
[09:38] Yotahachi
    There's something we'd like to ask of you
    and your glorious pair of jugs.
[09:44] Yotahachi
    Here in Mie, we have a festival
    called the Breast Shaking Celebration.
[09:49] Kaede/Chifusa
    Breast Shaking?
[09:50] Yotahachi
    Indeed.
[09:51] Yotahachi
    It's a festival started by our province's lord,
[09:54] Yotahachi
    and every village in the land participates...
[09:58] Yotahachi
    to see who has the best breasts,
[10:00] Yotahachi
    with the most beautiful bosom
    offered up to the god of giant tits!
[10:03] Yotahachi
    It's a very holy festival!
[10:05] Kayo
    It's very holy!
[10:06] Chifusa
    They're idiots.
[10:07] Kaede
    An idiot lord and his idiot peasants.
[10:10] Yotahachi
    Our village and the one next to us
    were to compete this year...
[10:14] Yotahachi
    But our representative, Kayo,
    can't compete like this!
[10:18] Yotahachi
    And so we'd like to ask a favor.
[10:20] Chifusa
    Well, I think it's time for me to be going!
[10:22] Chifusa
    Thanks for the meal!
[10:23] Yotahachi
    Wait!
[10:24] Chifusa
    Not happening!
[10:25] Yotahachi
    I haven't said what it is yet!
[10:28] Chifusa
    You're going to ask me to enter
    the festival in her place, right?
[10:30] Chifusa
    I refuse!
[10:31] Yotahachi
    Please reconsider!
[10:32] Chifusa
    I'm never shaking my breasts in public again!
[10:35] Kaede
    I don't even have breasts to shake!
[10:38] Chifusa
    Shut up! You're just making
    things more complicated!
[10:40] Yotahachi
    Miss Samurai, aren't you so broke
    that you passed out from hunger?
[10:46] Yotahachi
    If we win the festival, we've been promised
    a reduction in taxes, as well as prize money.
[10:51] Yotahachi
    If we give you the prize money,
    would that be enough for you to do it?
[10:56] Kaede
    Let's think about it, Chifusa-sama!
SIGN    Magistrate's Office
[11:05] Man
    We will now inspect both villages' entrants
    for the Breast Shaking Celebration.
SIGN    All the World is Breasts
[11:10] Man
    Nyuji Village representative, step forward!
SIGN    All the World is Breasts
[11:16] Man
    Next, Yachibu Village, step forward!
[11:24] Man
    Yotahachi, I've never seen
    that girl before. Who is she?
[11:28] Yotahachi
    Oh, this is Chifusa.
[11:30] Yotahachi
    She's a distant relative who's come to my
    house to learn how to be a housewife.
[11:33] Sugoroku
    Absurd!
[11:35] Sugoroku
    A girl from another village can't participate!
[11:39] Yotahachi
    Shut up!
[11:40] Yotahachi
    We've got no other choice!
[11:43] Kaede
    This is kind of turning into a pain.
[11:46] Chifusa
    Sheesh.
[11:48] Man
    I think it's acceptable, Sugoroku.
[11:51] Man
    If the festival isn't held,
    His Lordship will be most displeased.
[11:55] Man
    I shall allow it, just this once!
[11:58] Man
    There are two days until the festival!
[12:00] Man
    Both of you, polish your breasts
    before the battle!
[12:04] Man
    And satisfy His Lordship!
[12:07] Kaede
    I'll prepare a Breast Polishing!
[12:11] Chifusa
    I refuse!
[12:13] Sugoroku
    What are you thinking, Magistrate?
[12:18] Man
    Calm down, Sugoroku.
[12:21] Man
    You don't get many chances
    to see a rack that fine.
[12:25] Sugoroku
    It's too dangerous!
[12:27] Sugoroku
    If the secret gets out...
[12:29] Man
    Don't worry.
[12:30] Man
    We'll just have to use a stronger
    sleep drug than usual.
[12:34] Man
    We'll have our fun, and then...
[12:37] Sugoroku
    You're going too far, Magistrate.
[12:40] Man
    Who cares, as long as you win?
[12:42] Man
    You remember our deal, right? I get
    ten percent of what you save on your taxes.
[12:46] Sugoroku
    Of course.
[12:48] Man
    You heard that, I assume.
[12:50] Man
    We're counting on you.
[13:01] Pursuer
    I'll be back by dawn.
[13:07] Sugoroku
    What an eerie man.
[13:10] Man
    He's good at his job, though.
[13:12] Man
    We can just leave everything
    to him, and it will be fine.
SIGN    Breast Shaking Celebration
SIGN    Yachibu
    Village
SIGN    Funbags
SIGN    Bountiful Bosoms,
    Bountiful Harvest
SIGN    Victory Banner
[13:21] Kaede
    Where are you going, Chifusa-sama?
[13:22] Chifusa
    I think I drank too much.
[13:24] Chifusa
    I'll get some fresh air.
[13:45] Chifusa
    This smell... A sleeping drug?
[13:47] Chifusa
    Of course, the idea of being
    "spirited aboob" is ridiculous.
[13:51] Chifusa
    I should've known.
SIGN     Breast
    Slicing
[13:54] Chifusa
    That katana... You're with the Manyu Clan.
[13:57] Chifusa
    Are you the one behind the
    "spirited aboob" incidents?
[13:59] Pursuer
    I guess I caught bigger prey
    than I was expecting.
[14:02] Pursuer
    Manyu Chifusa.
[14:04] Pursuer
    You're helping at a festival while
    our assassins are after you?
[14:07] Pursuer
    I guess it saves us the trouble
    of looking for you.
[14:11] Pursuer
    Traitor to the Manyu!
SIGN    Hot Boobs
[14:21] Lord
    I am Mie Hatomune, ruler of Mie
    and judge of the Breast Shaking Celebration!
SIGN    Lord Mie Hatomune
[14:29] Lord
    Both sides' entrants are to step forward!
SIGN    Yachibu Village Entrant: Toyo
[14:34] Lord
    Indeed, your breasts are truly voluminous!
SIGN    Nyuji Village Entrant: Chifusa
[14:41] Lord
    And while yours are not as large,
    they are beautifully shaped!
[14:48] Lord
    I expect a good match from both of you.
[14:51] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, good luck out there!
[14:55] Chifusa
    Y-Yeah.
[14:56] Man
    So that man failed?!
[14:59] Lord
    The match will now begin!
[15:01] Lord
    Both of you, shake your breasts
    as hard as you can!
[15:06] Girls
    Say-yah! Say-yah! Say-yah! Say-yah!
[15:12] Men
    The girls this year are both so beautiful.
[15:14] Men
    They have nice faces,
    but also huge racks, too!
[15:16] Men
    I'm so happy! I'm so happy I get to see this!
[15:19] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, shake 'em harder!
[15:24] Men
    Chifusa's cute, but her
    breasts aren't mind-blowing.
[15:29] Men
    Toyo's better at breast shaking!
[15:31] Men
    Her massive tits are incredible to watch!
[15:33] Kaede
    They're shaking so hard...
[15:35] Kaede
    I can't believe Chifusa-sama's breasts
    look small by comparison!
[15:39] Yotahachi
    We're losing badly!
[15:41] Yotahachi
    Chifusa-dono, you can't win on size!
[15:44] Yotahachi
    Try to appeal to His Lordship more!
[15:46] Chifusa
    I can't do that!
[15:48] Yotahachi
    Aww, you're no fun at all!
[15:55] Lord
    The tips are poking through!
[15:58] Lord
    And she doesn't realize it!
[16:00] Lord
    Well done, Yotahachi!
[16:02] Yotahachi
    Thank you, My Lord!
[16:03] Yotahachi
    Now shake harder, everyone!
[16:06] Kaede
    On it!
[16:10] Men
    I can die happy now!
[16:13] Men
    Nothing in my life will ever top this moment!
[16:15] Men
    Thank you, gods!
[16:17] Kaede
    We can win! We can win this!
[16:20] Villager
    Mayor, at this rate...
[16:22] Sugoroku
    We have no choice!
[16:23] Sugoroku
    Show them the greatest secret
    technique of Yachibu Village!
[16:27] Toyo
    We're going for it, everyone!
[16:36] Mie
    What incredible power!
[16:38] Mie
    They're shaking like an earthquake!
SIGN    Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs Boobs
[16:41] Servant
    Get a hold of yourself, my lord!
[16:44] Yotahachi
    Oh, no! His Lordship is being sucked in!
[16:47] Yotahachi
    Harder! Shake harder!
[16:50] Kaede
    Shake! Shake! Shake!
[16:52] Chifusa
    You're shaking too hard! I'll fall off!
[16:55] Yotahachi
    I don't care! Shake harder!
[17:21] Yotahachi
    Oh, no!
[17:23] Servant
    Your Lordship?
[17:24] Lord
    The match is over!
[17:26] Lord
    Chifusa from Nyuji Village wins!
[17:30] Toyo
    Showing bare boob is supposed
    to be against the rules!
[17:32] Toyo
    If you want to see mine,
    I'll be glad to show them to you!
[17:35] Lord
    You fool!
[17:36] Lord
    Deliberately shown breasts are trash
    in the face of a true wardrobe malfunction!
[17:40] Lord
    Don't even compare them!
[17:47] Sugoroku
    Wait!
SIGN    Nehia
[17:49] Sugoroku
    That girl actually isn't
    even from their village!
[17:52] Sugoroku
    She doesn't have the right to be—
[17:54] Lord
    You're embarrassing yourself, Sugoroku.
[17:57] Lord
    Did you think I was completely ignorant?
[17:59] Lord
    Bring him here!
[18:04] Lord
    You desired the prize for
    the competition so badly
[18:07] Lord
    that you created a fake "spirited aboob"
    phenomenon to win the festival.
[18:10] Lord
    You used that man to steal
    the village girls' breasts!
[18:16] Lord
    You will pay for your
    transgressions with your life!
[18:18] Lord
    And this was your idea, wasn't it?
[18:20] Lord
    We're going to have
    a nice long chat after this.
[18:24] Yotahachi
    My lord, what does that man have to do
    with the "spirited aboob" attacks?
[18:29] Lord
    Yotahachi, have you heard of the Manyu Clan?
[18:33] Yotahachi
    No...
[18:34] Lord
    I'd only heard rumors,
[18:37] Lord
    and until I saw that man for myself,
    I didn't believe them.
[18:40] Lord
    Well, I still don't... but they say
    the clan's sword techniques
[18:44] Lord
    can pass through the body
    and sever only the breasts.
[18:48] Yotahachi
    Then this Manyu man took their breasts?
[18:51] Lord
    It's also said that the clan's secret
    scroll is said to contain techniques
[18:55] Lord
    for growing massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
[19:00] Lord
    They say that in our world,
    where breast size is everything,
[19:04] Lord
    they control the shogunate
    itself from the shadows...
[19:07] Chifusa
    Where are you looking while you talk?
[19:09] Lord
    Sorry.
[19:11] Lord
    I couldn't take my eyes off them.
[19:13] Lord
    Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
[19:15] Kaede
    The lord's an idiot.
[19:18] Lord
    Girl, I truly was surprised when you
    brought that man to me last night.
[19:24] Lord
    The Manyu are said to be
    swordsmen of unparalleled skill.
[19:28] Lord
    You must be quite the powerful fighter
    yourself to have defeated him.
[19:33] Lord
    Your beautiful, humble appearance...
[19:36] Lord
    And your amazing, hot boobs...
[19:39] Lord
    I'm in love!
[19:41] Lord
    Please, be my concubine...
[19:43] Lord
    No, just stay by my side!
[19:46] Lord
    You can leave any time you want!
[19:49] Lord
    Please?
[19:51] Lord
    I guess not.
[19:54] Chifusa
    Anyway, what are you
    going to do with those men?
[19:59] Lord
    Sugoroku and the magistrate
    can be punished like ordinary criminals.
[20:04] Lord
    But the Manyu man is a tougher problem.
[20:07] Lord
    I can't do anything in public
    against a shogunate agent.
[20:10] Lord
    I'll have to lock him in a cell
    underground or something.
[20:15] Yotahachi
    By the way, my lord...
[20:17] Lord
    What?
[20:18] Yotahachi
    Did you let us win because you knew
    what the other village was doing?
[20:23] Lord
    Do not mock me!
[20:24] Lord
    When it comes to tits, I never lie!
[20:27] Lord
    Now, the offering ceremony awaits!
[20:30] Lord
    Take that jacket off!
[20:31] Lord
    Time for more shaking!
[20:33] Chifusa
    What?
[20:34] Kaede
    The lord's an idiot...
[20:38] Soldier
    My lord!
[20:39] Lord
    What? Why do you have to be so loud?
[20:42] Soldier
    We found a secret message
    scroll in that man's luggage!
[20:44] Lord
    Hmm... I don't care.
[20:46] Lord
    Throw it in the fire or something.
[20:48] Soldier
    If you want to know who that Chifusa girl
    really is, then please read it.
[20:54] Lord
    "Manyu Chifusa, the youngest child
    of the Manyu Clan head."
[20:57] Lord
    "Stole our secret scroll and fled."
[21:00] Lord
    "Bring her in if you find her."
[21:02] Lord
    "Dead or alive..."
[21:04] Soldier
    If we get hold of the secret scroll,
    the shogunate will be in our debt!
[21:08] Soldier
    We must go after her now!
[21:10] Lord
    I saw nothing.
[21:11] Soldier
    M-My lord?
[21:13] Lord
    The only thing I remember
    is that glorious pair of titties!
[21:19] Lord
    I've never seen the girl in this scroll.
[21:23] Lord
    I see, though...
[21:26] Lord
    Those were some real Manyu breasts.
[23:10] Lord
    Manyu Chifusa.
[23:11] Lord
    Those were truly stupendous boobs!
[23:13] Lord
    I... I can't forget those boobs!
[23:17] Lord
    Boobs!
[23:18] Kaede
    Ahem...
[23:19] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, there's a weirdo coming after us!
[23:23] Chifusa
    Don't look back.
[23:24] Chifusa
    Just look ahead, and set your
    sights on Munamori Village!
[23:27] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "The Lady Diver and Her Breasts"!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Lady Diver and Her Breasts
[23:31] Chifusa
    I fish for octopuses with my tits!
[23:33] Kaede
    Huh...?

E4 - The Lady Diver and Her Breasts

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[00:07] Soldier
    My lord, I have an urgent message!
[00:09] Soldier
    The soldiers say they're too
    exhausted to take another step!
[00:15] Soldier
    We should rest for the night
    and begin again refreshed on the morn—
[00:19] Mie
    Fool!
[00:22] Mie
    Do you think that I, Mie Hatomune,
    would allow myself to rest
[00:25] Mie
    after hearing there's a diver girl
    with huge jugs in Matsue Village?
[00:31] Soldier
    My lord!
[00:34] Mie
    Neither snow nor rain
    shall stay me in my quest.
[00:36] Mie
    If there are tits in the east,
    I shall go to enjoy their pertness.
[00:40] Mie
    If there are big, flappy tits to the west,
    I shall worship their size.
[00:43] Mie
    If a girl to the north has tits
    that are different sizes,
[00:46] Mie
    I'll tell her they make her special.
[00:48] Mie
    If a lady to the south has a nice pair,
    I shall lick every inch of them.
[00:52] Mie
    That's the man I aspire to—
[00:58] Soldier
    My lord?
[01:00] Soldier
    My lord! My lord!
[01:02] Soldier
    My lord!
[01:05] Soldier
    My lord!
[01:10] Soldier
    My lord...
[01:11] Soldier
    My lord!
[01:17] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[01:21] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[01:25] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:28] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:31] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:35] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:40] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:43] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:45] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:49] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:53] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    The Lady Diver and Her Breasts
SIGN    The Lady Diver and Her Breasts
SIGN    Beachside Restaurant Isoya
[03:38] Kaede
    Oysters, abalone, grilled turban shell...
[03:41] Kaede
    Look at all this yummy seafood, Chifusa-sama!
[03:44] Chifusa
    It all looks incredible.
[03:47] Chifusa
    I don't even know where to start.
[03:49] Kaede
    Well, then I'll start eating
    while you think about it.
[03:52] Kaede
    First, I'll pour on some sudachi citrus,
[03:56] Kaede
    and then I'll swallow it in one gulp.
[04:03] Kaede
    It's so good!
[04:05] Chifusa
    Okay, I'll eat some, too.
[04:10] Chifusa
    You're right! It is good!
[04:13] Chifusa
    Now I understand why you wanted
    to go to the sea so badly.
[04:18] Kaede
    Right?
[04:19] Kaede
    You can't get stuff this fresh
    in Manyu Village.
[04:24] Kaede
    Sorry, can I get some more stewed fish?
[04:28] Oiso
    You guys sure are enjoying yourselves.
[04:31] Oiso
    You sure you got the money for all this?
[04:34] Chifusa
    You didn't drop our wallet again,
    right, Kaede?
[04:38] Kaede
    Aww, you worry too much, Chifusa-sama.
[04:41] Kaede
    It's right here.
[04:44] Kaede
    And we've got all this money...
[04:51] Both
    Welcome!
[04:54] Oiso
    We're not that kind of establishment.
[04:57] Oiso
    If you don't have the money,
    you'll have to pay with your bodies.
[05:00] Oiso
    Mizuki. Show them the ropes.
[05:04] Mizuki
    Sure.
[05:05] Mizuki
    Follow me.
[05:07] Chifusa
    Pay with our bodies...
[05:08] Kaede
    "Show us the ropes"?
[05:37] Kaede
    Oiso-san!
[05:39] Kaede
    I got some!
[05:41] Oiso
    Ooh!
[05:43] Oiso
    This is great stuff.
[05:46] Mizuki
    You've got a knack for this, Kaede-chan.
[05:49] Oiso
    You should join the village!
    You'll make a great diver!
[05:53] Oiso
    If only she was like you...
[05:56] Oiso
    Chifusa-san, how's it going?
[05:59] Chifusa
    I'm sorry! My boobs are so buoyant
    that it's hard to dive!
[06:04] Kaede
    You suck!
[06:05] Kaede
    Get back down there!
[06:08] Chifusa
    Listen, this is really hard!
[06:11] Mizuki
    But, well...
[06:15] Mizuki
    With that rack, I can't blame you.
[06:19] Mizuki
    Oiso used to be such a good diver that they
    called her the Mermaid of Matsue Village.
[06:25] Chifusa
    Mermaid...
[06:26] Mizuki
    But then her tits started to grow.
[06:30] Mizuki
    Now they're as big as puffer fish!
[06:33] Oiso
    Mizuki, quiet!
[06:36] Mizuki
    She got stubborn and tied a weight
    to herself while she dived.
[06:40] Mizuki
    But then she couldn't come back up!
[06:42] Oiso
    I said, stop!
[06:43] Oiso
    One more word, and you'll regret it!
[06:45] Mizuki
    How scary!
[06:46] Mizuki
    So scary I'm off to take a piss.
[06:48] Oiso
    Sheesh, the mouth on that girl...
[06:52] Chifusa
    Even in a world where breasts are everything,
    they can still cause problems, huh?
[06:57] Oiso
    Ever since my breasts got bigger,
    it's been hard for me when I dive.
[07:03] Oiso
    I can't swim like I could before.
[07:06] Oiso
    I guess most people say
    breasts are a symbol of wealth.
[07:09] Oiso
    But I like being a diver.
[07:12] Oiso
    These big boobs just get in the way.
[07:16] Kaede
    If they bother you that much,
    have Chifusa-sama slice 'em away!
[07:20] Kaede
    They'll just disappear in a puff of smoke!
[07:23] Chifusa
    Kaede, what do you think you're doing?
[07:25] Oiso
    Chifusa-san, is that true?
[07:29] Chifusa
    Aww, come on. Obviously that's impossible.
[07:33] Oiso
    Of course...
[07:34] Oiso
    That said, if I could be rid of them, I would.
[07:39] Chifusa
    But your giant milkers are a gift from heaven!
[07:43] Kaede
    That's right!
[07:44] Kaede
    Think about people who don't have any breasts
    before you say you don't need them!
[07:49] Mizuki
    She's damn right.
[07:56] Oiso
    Mizuki!
[07:59] Oiso
    Mizuki!
[08:00] Oiso
    What's wrong?
[08:06] Chifusa
    A-An octopus?
[08:08] Kaede
    It's huge!
[08:13] Mizuki
    Let me go, damn it!
[08:15] Mizuki
    No!
[08:19] Chifusa
    Well, that's... something some people enjoy!
[08:23] Kaede
    I can't bear to watch!
[08:27] Chifusa
    We can't just watch!
[08:29] Chifusa
    We have to help her!
[08:35] Chifusa
    So it escaped?
[08:37] Oiso
    Mizuki!
[08:39] Oiso
    Mizuki, hang in there!
[08:41] Oiso
    Mizuki! Mizuki!
[08:47] Man
    So that damn octopus came back this year.
[08:51] Chifusa
    "Came back"?
[08:53] Oiso
    It comes near the shore once every few years,
[08:56] Oiso
    and it attacks diving girls or
    children playing on the rocks.
[09:01] Kaede
    Scary!
[09:02] Man
    Indeed.
[09:04] Man
    Not too long ago at all...
[09:06] (Flashback) Girl
    Help!
[09:08] (Flashback) Mito
    Aww, let me have my fun!
[09:12] (Flashback) Mito
    Get her a little closer.
[09:14] Girl
    Stop! Please, no!
[09:15] (Flashback) Mito
    These are fantastic...
[09:19] (Flashback) Villagers
    You old perv!
[09:20] (Flashback) Mito
    Uh-oh!
[09:22] (Flashback) Villagers
    What the hell are you doing?
[09:24] (Flashback) Villagers
    Don't you dare touch Ofune-chan!
[09:25] (Flashback) Man
    Who do you think you are?
[09:27] (Flashback) Man
    You think you can get away
    with that in our village?
[09:31] (Flashback) Man
    You touch the tits of one of our village
    girls, and you'll sleep with the fishes!
[09:36] (Flashback) Woman
    Step away, step away!
[09:41] (Flashback) Woman
    Don't you recognize this seal?
[09:44] (Flashback) Woman
    Do you know who this man is?
[09:48] Woman
    None other than Lord Mito Chichikuri,
    the last Vice-Shogun!
SIGN    Mito Chichikuri
[09:53] Woman
    Kneel!
[10:01] (Flashback) Woman
    My lord!
[10:10] (Flashback) Woman
    My lord!
[10:15] Chifusa
    Lord Mito Chichikuri...
[10:18] Kaede
    Well, I'm glad the girl was safe.
[10:21] Villagers
    That octopus might be a servant of the sea god.
[10:25] Villagers
    That's why we've let it do
    what it wants for so many years.
[10:28] Villagers
    But this is going too far!
[10:31] Villagers
    And we're in the middle of diving season!
[10:34] Villagers
    We need to deal with it
    before someone gets killed!
[10:37] Villagers
    Yeah, we don't have a choice!
[10:41] Villagers
    Mayor!
[10:42] Villagers
    Mayor! Mayor!
[10:44] Man
    You don't know how scary that octopus is!
[10:52] Chifusa
    Mayor, is that old wound...
[10:58] Man
    It happened when I was still young.
[11:02] (Flashback) Man
    I'm going to be the best hunter in the village!
[11:12] (Flashback) Man
    Milk jugs!
[11:15] Man
    Milk jugs!
[11:16] (Flashback) Diver
    Oh, no! It's Takokichi the Tit-Sucker!
[11:19] (Flashback) Man
    Milk jugs! Milk jugs!
[11:22] (Flashback) Diver
    No!
[11:23] (Flashback) Man
    Milk jugs!
[11:30] Man
    And that's how it happened.
[11:32] Chifusa
    How what happened?
[11:34] Chifusa
    You're no better than Lord Chichikuri!
[11:36] Chifusa
    And what did that have to do with the octopus?
[11:39] Oiso
    She did call him "Takokichi the Tit-Sucker."
    That kind of counts.
[11:44] Kaede
    That's one hell of a nickname.
[11:47] Man
    I understand how important
    this is to all of you.
[11:51] Man
    Tomorrow, we hunt the giant octopus!
[11:54] Man
    We can't let it humiliate any more young girls!
[11:59] Man
    Let's do it, everyone!
[12:01] All
    Yeah!
[12:05] Man
    And now that that's decided, let's get to it...
[12:11] Kaede/Chifusa
    Get to it?
[12:13] Man
    Party! Party! Let's have some fun!
[12:16] All
    Yahoo!
[12:19] Chifusa
    Where did that come from?
[12:28] Chifusa
    Sheesh... I thought they were heading out
    to fight the octopus already.
[12:36] Chifusa
    I don't get how this village works.
[12:39] Kaede
    It's still nighttime.
[12:40] Kaede
    They have to wait till morning.
[12:42] Kaede
    Anyway, Chifusa-sama, this is delicious.
[12:46] Kaede
    Say "aah"!
[12:48] Chifusa
    Aah!
[12:49] Oiso
    Ahem!
[12:52] Oiso
    The only fun you can have out here
    in the country is eating and drinking.
[12:56] Oiso
    Don't be too hard on them all.
[12:58] Chifusa
    Oh, yeah...
[13:00] Oiso
    By the way, Chifusa-san, where are you from?
[13:03] Chifusa
    Oh, um... The east.
[13:06] Chifusa
    Deep in the mountains.
[13:08] Chifusa
    This is actually my first time
    seeing the ocean.
[13:12] Chifusa
    To be honest, I was so excited when I saw it.
[13:18] Oiso
    You're on a journey?
[13:20] Chifusa
    Y-Yeah... Why?
[13:23] Oiso
    If you like the sea, come join our village!
[13:27] Oiso
    You can stay with me.
[13:29] Chifusa
    I-I refuse.
[13:35] Kaede
    You're fondling them!
[13:37] Oiso
    Aww, what's wrong with that?
[13:39] Oiso
    We both have giant boobs. We should be friends.
[13:41] Chifusa
    A-Are you drunk?
[13:44] Man
    They're lesbian lovers.
[13:53] Oiso
    Sheesh. That's all it took
    to give you a hangover?
[13:56] Oiso
    Pathetic.
[13:58] Kaede
    Are you okay, Chifusa-sama?
[14:01] Oiso
    Don't worry. I'll take care of her.
[14:05] Oiso
    You go deal with that octopus, Kaede-chan.
[14:07] Kaede
    Okay.
[14:24] Oiso
    Well?
[14:25] Kaede
    No luck.
[14:27] Kaede
    I can't find it anywhere.
[14:29] Oiso
    The sea's a big place, after all.
[14:32] Oiso
    The sun's gotten high in the sky,
    and everybody's heading back.
[14:36] Oiso
    I don't think she can dive much longer, anyway.
[14:40] Oiso
    Let's give up and head back.
[14:44] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[14:44] Oiso
    Kaede-chan!
[14:52] Oiso
    Wait here, Chifusa-san!
[15:03] Kaede
    Oiso-san!
[15:06] Chifusa
    Are you okay, Kaede?
[15:07] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, Oiso-san...
[15:11] Kaede
    She got caught saving me from the octopus!
[15:14] Chifusa
    There's no time to call the villagers.
[15:17] Chifusa
    I don't have a choice...
[15:18] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:19] Kaede
    You can't try to dive
    with an anchor! That's crazy!
[15:22] Chifusa
    Don't worry about me!
[15:23] Chifusa
    Send a signal to the village!
[15:26] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:36] Chifusa
    I should've known I wouldn't be able
    to swing my sword properly underwater!
[15:39] Chifusa
    I managed to land a hit without
    harming Oiso-san, but...
[15:42] Chifusa
    No! It just grabbed onto her tighter!
[15:45] Chifusa
    Was aiming for the arms a mistake?
[15:52] Chifusa
    I won't get many chances.
[15:54] Chifusa
    I need to end this before it escapes.
[15:57] Chifusa
    I'll hit it in the head when it attacks—
[16:00] Chifusa
    It's not attacking me?
[16:05] Chifusa
    Ink?
[16:06] Chifusa
    I can't see it!
[16:08] Chifusa
    Where's it going to come from?
    Or is it just going to run?!
[16:14] Chifusa
    Calm down.
[16:15] Chifusa
    You need to stay calm at times like these...
[16:17] Chifusa
    and see with the mind's eye!
[16:25] Chifusa
    There!
[16:29] Chifusa
    It's using Oiso-san as a shield?
[16:33] Chifusa
    I can't attack,
[16:35] Chifusa
    or I'll hurt her when I swing!
[16:38] Chifusa
    I need to hurt just the octopus and not her.
[16:42] Chifusa
    And she's running out of air.
[16:44] Chifusa
    I won't get another chance after this.
[16:47] Oiso
    Chifusa-san, forget about me...
[16:50] Chifusa
    Breast Flowing...
[16:52] Chifusa
    I'll have to do it!
[17:31] Chifusa
    I'm running out of air, too!
[17:33] Chifusa
    I need to get to the surface!
[17:44] Chifusa
    The octopus is still alive!
[17:47] Chifusa
    I need to finish it...
[17:48] Chifusa
    but I can't breathe!
[17:53] Chifusa
    Oiso-san?!
[18:14] Oiso
    Just... die already!
[18:36] Chifusa
    Incredible...
[18:40] Chifusa
    She really is like a mermaid.
[18:50] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[18:51] Villager
    Oiso-san!
[18:53] Oiso
    Everyone, Chifusa-san killed the octopus!
[18:57] Oiso
    She saved me when I got dragged underwater!
[19:00] Villager
    Look! Oiso-san, your breasts!
[19:03] Villager
    They're smaller!
[19:05] Villager
    And Chifusa-san's breasts...
[19:08] Oiso
    Looks like the octopus sucked them away!
[19:10] Oiso
    Too bad, huh?
[19:12] Villager
    The octopus can suck tits?!
[19:15] Villager
    Oiso-san's breasts...
[19:21] Villager
    This is revenge for Oiso-san's breasts!
[19:24] Kaede
    Maybe mine'll get bigger!
[19:26] Chifusa
    Oiso-san, um... I'm sorry about your boobs.
[19:30] Oiso
    I told you. I'm happier this way.
[19:37] Oiso
    But still... You really can get rid
    of breasts, huh? That's amazing.
[19:42] Oiso
    How does that work?
[19:43] Chifusa
    Oh, well... It's top secret.
[19:48] Oiso
    Well, I won't ask questions.
[19:50] Oiso
    So, what are you planning next?
[19:53] Oiso
    Just so you know,
    you haven't paid off your tab yet!
[19:57] Oiso
    Why don't you just live here in the village?
[20:01] Chifusa
    N-No, I'm afraid I can't do that...
[20:04] Kaede
    You're fondling them!
[20:07] Man
    They're lesbian lovers.
SIGN    Beachside Restaurant Isoya
[20:11] Oiso
    A huge-breasted diver?
[20:13] Lord
    Yes. I've come all this way to see her.
[20:16] Lord
    Bring her here at once.
[20:18] Mizuki
    I'm afraid the rumors are false, my lord.
[20:24] Mizuki
    There's not a single diver with giant boobs
    anywhere in Matsue Village.
[20:27] Oiso
    Big breasts only make it difficult
    to submerge yourself.
[20:31] Oiso
    You can't be a diver
    unless you've got tiny tits.
[20:40] Soldier
    My lord!
[20:48] Lord
    Milk jugs!
[20:54] Kaede
    Did you hear something?
[20:56] Chifusa
    No.
[20:57] Chifusa
    Dealing with that octopus delayed us.
[21:00] Chifusa
    We're still a long ways away
    from Munamori Village.
[21:03] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede.
[21:05] Kaede
    Of course!
[21:08] Oiso
    Here we go, everybody!
[21:10] Oiso
    We're gonna get another big catch today!
[21:15] Narrator
    And thus, peace returned to Matsue Village.
[21:18] Narrator
    And the tale of the lady samurai
    who fought the giant, tit-sucking octopus
[21:23] Narrator
    was passed down in the village for generations.
[23:10] Lord
    Neither rain nor sleet nor octopi nor monsters
    shall stop me in my quest for hot tits!
[23:17] Lord
    That's the man I aspire—
[23:21] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, now's your chance
    to do the preview!
[23:24] Chifusa
    R-Right...
[23:25] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "The Bum and the Boobs"!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Bum and the Boobs
[23:29] Chifusa
    You can't judge boobs without feeling them!
[23:31] Kaede
    I'm not sure what these are references to!

E5 - The Bum and the Boobs

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[00:01] Chifusa
    Now, let us begin...
[00:20] Chifusa
    Even, or odd!
[00:23] Chifusa
    Place your bets!
[00:24] Men
    Even!
[00:24] Men
    Odd!
[00:25] Men
    Even!
[00:25] Men
    Odd!
[00:26] Men
    Even!
[00:26] Men
    Odd!
[00:27] Chifusa
    Everyone's ready? You're all ready, yes?
[00:31] Chifusa
    All right, all bets have been placed!
[00:33] Chifusa
    The result...
[00:35] Chifusa
    Even boobs!
[00:38] Men
    I lost again!
SIGN    House of Smiles Gambling Hall
    Super Tits Time
    Hours: 11:00 AM to 1:00 PM,
    3:00 PM to 7:00 PM
     9:00 PM to 11:00PM
[00:41] Men
    Can't argue with boobs, though!
[00:44] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:48] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:52] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[00:56] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[00:58] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:02] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:07] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:10] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:13] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:17] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:21] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    The Bum and the Boobs
[03:00] Man
    Here's yer meal.
SIGN    The Bum and the Boobs
[03:01] Chifusa
    Oh, thanks.
[03:03] Boss
    Good work, Chifusa-dono.
[03:06] Boss
    You're getting the hang of being a dealer.
[03:10] Chifusa
    Aww, thanks.
[03:11] Boss
    You don't make much money running
    a gambling hall out here in the country.
[03:15] Boss
    That's why it's great to have
    a pretty lady around.
[03:18] Boss
    Business has been booming
    since you came here!
[03:21] Chifusa
    I really appreciate you
    giving me a place to stay.
[03:25] Chifusa
    As you can see, my friend here...
[03:28] Osuzu
    Don't worry about a thing.
[03:29] Osuzu
    Right, Grandfather?
[03:31] Boss
    She saved my granddaughter, Osuzu.
[03:35] Boss
    Of course I'm going to
    make sure she gets better.
[03:37] Boss
    And...
[03:41] Boss
    We all need someone
    to help us out once in a while.
[03:48] Chifusa
    Kaede, how do you feel?
[03:50] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you meanie!
[03:53] Kaede
    You could share a little of
    your boobs with me, right?
[04:01] (Flashback) Kaede
    I'm sure there's gotta be
    something in that scroll
[04:04] (Flashback) Kaede
    about how to share your tits with someone.
[04:06] (Flashback) Chifusa
    If there was, I would've done it already.
[04:09] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Do you realize how heavy these things are?
[04:15] (Flashback) Chifusa
    What's wrong?
[04:18] (Flashback) Osuzu
    M-Monsters!
[04:21] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Wh-What the heck is that?
[04:23] (Flashback) Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I'll handle this!
[04:26] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Are you okay?
[04:27] (Flashback) Osuzu
    Y-Yes...
[04:30] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Kaede!
[04:35] (Flashback) Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, help me!
[04:46] Chifusa
    What was that thing, though?
[04:50] Osuzu
    Actually, the monsters were saying something!
[04:55] Chifusa
    What was it?
[04:57] Osuzu
    Fu...
[04:59] Chifusa
    Fu?
[05:01] Osuzu
    Funbags!
[05:02] Osuzu
    The monsters were shouting "Funbags!
    Funbags!" over and over again!
[05:07] Chifusa
    Breasts again?
[05:09] Boss
    So the monsters were after your breasts?
[05:13] Boss
    We'll have to deal with them, then?
[05:16] Yasuke
    Damn it, I lost again!
[05:18] Yasuke
    Screw this place!
[05:20] Yasuke
    I never win here!
[05:22] Yasuke
    I bet that's 'cause you're cheating!
[05:24] Man
    What did you say?
[05:26] Yasuke
    You want to fight?
[05:27] Boss
    You again, Yasuke?
[05:30] Boss
    Everyone's having a good time.
[05:32] Boss
    You shouldn't spoil their fun just
    because you're on a losing streak.
[05:36] Yasuke
    Shut up, you damned old man!
[05:39] Boss
    Get him out of here!
[05:40] Yasuke
    What? Huh?
[05:42] Yasuke
    Let me go!
[05:43] Chifusa
    Who's that man?
[05:44] Boss
    Oh, that's Yasuke.
[05:47] Boss
    He's a fine chef.
[05:49] Boss
    A hard worker. Honest.
[05:52] Boss
    I used to really respect him.
[05:54] Boss
    But two years ago, he lost his wife, the girl
    with the biggest melons in the village.
[05:59] Boss
    And since then,
    his life's been on the downhill.
[06:05] Boss
    That boy...
[06:07] Boss
    Osuzu, where are you going?
[06:09] Yasuke
    Oww!
[06:11] Men
    Calm down before you come back!
[06:13] Yasuke
    Don't treat your customers like crap!
[06:15] Yasuke
    I'll remember this, damn it!
[06:19] Osuzu
    Yasuke-san!
[06:24] Yasuke
    O-Osuzu-chan...
[06:25] Osuzu
    I believe in you.
[06:28] Osuzu
    I know you can overcome this tragedy...
[06:31] Osuzu
    I believe in you!
[06:35] Yasuke
    Hmph!
[06:36] Yasuke
    Forget you!
[06:38] Chifusa
    Losing his wife made him
    stop caring about himself, too?
[06:42] Chifusa
    Poor man...
[06:44] Osuzu
    I think he blames himself.
[06:48] Osuzu
    He thinks his wife's death is his fault—
[06:51] Osuzu
    that even though they had four kids,
[06:53] Osuzu
    he made her work too hard
    instead of staying at home.
[06:56] Chifusa
    You're awfully defensive of him.
[06:58] Osuzu
    I am not!
[06:59] Chifusa
    Hey!
[07:07] Yasuke
    Damn it...
[07:09] Yasuke
    Next time, I'll show them.
[07:11] Chifusa
    Stealing from a shrine to fund
    your gambling, huh?
[07:13] Yasuke
    Wh-Who's there?
[07:15] Chifusa
    It's time to wake up.
[07:18] Chifusa
    Your wife's crying in the afterlife.
[07:21] Yasuke
    You're the dealer...
[07:24] Yasuke
    Oh, so that's it.
[07:26] Yasuke
    I've figured it out.
[07:28] Chifusa
    Figured what out?
[07:30] Yasuke
    My guess is...
[07:31] Chifusa
    Your guess is...
[07:34] Yasuke
    You're using your cans to cheat!
[07:37] Chifusa
    I am not!
[07:38] Yasuke
    Right.
[07:40] Chifusa
    I heard what happened.
    You have kids, don't you?
[07:44] Chifusa
    Why are you spending
    all day at a gambling house?
[07:47] Yasuke
    You wouldn't understand.
[07:50] Yasuke
    I tried my best to move on.
[07:53] Yasuke
    But nothing's gone right since her death.
[07:58] Yasuke
    She was special to me.
[08:02] Yasuke
    "Titanic tits are a sign of wealth."
[08:04] Yasuke
    When I lost her breasts,
    I lost all my wealth, too.
[08:08] Chifusa
    Don't blame the boobs.
[08:10] Chifusa
    You're just being a loser.
[08:12] Yasuke
    Maybe you're right.
[08:14] Yasuke
    But if you knew how my luck's changed,
    you'd feel the same way.
[08:20] Yasuke
    Hey, do you want to marry me?
[08:24] Chifusa
    N-No way!
[08:27] Yasuke
    I'm kidding.
[08:29] Yasuke
    I'm not willing to settle for anyone
    just 'cause they've got big hooters.
[08:32] Yasuke
    Man, I miss those cans, though.
[08:37] Chifusa
    Osuzu-san was worried about you, too.
[09:05] (Flashback) Kids
    Mommy, do the boob buns for us!
[09:07] (Flashback) Kids
    Do it! Do it!
[09:09] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, you kids are so spoiled.
[09:12] (Flashback) Mom
    Here we go.
[09:14] (Flashback) Mom
    Here. Boob buns!
[09:17] (Flashback) Mom
    Don't cry when they're pressed against you.
[09:19] (Flashback) Mom
    Boob buns!
[09:20] (Flashback) Mom
    Don't cry when they're pressed against you.
[09:23] (Flashback) Kids
    Mom's boobs are so soft!
[09:25] (Flashback) Kids
    Hey, Ofuji!
[09:26] (Flashback) Kids
    We're opening for the day!
[09:28] (Flashback) Mom
    Okay, honey!
[09:33] (Flashback) Customers
    Ofuji-san, your boobs are
    as great as ever today!
[09:36] (Flashback) Customers
    They're wasted on a guy like Yasuke.
[09:39] (Flashback) Mom
    Thank you.
[09:41] (Flashback) Mom
    But I couldn't have these breasts
    without my husband and kids.
[09:46] (Flashback) Customers
    Aww, now I'm jealous.
[09:49] (Flashback) Customers
    I'll have another drink. Hot sake.
[09:52] (Flashback) Mom
    Thanks!
[09:53] (Flashback) Mom
    Honey, give me some hot sake!
[09:54] (Flashback) Yasuke
    Right!
[10:01] (Flashback) Customers
    What's wrong, Ofuji-san?
[10:02] (Flashback) Customers
    Ofuji-san!
[10:03] (Flashback) Customers
    Wake up, Ofuji-san!
[10:09] Yasuke
    Ofuji...
[10:14] Kaede
    Aww, I'm so ashamed!
[10:17] Chifusa
    How are you feeling?
[10:18] Kaede
    My head hurts a little.
[10:21] Kaede
    I had a nice dream, though!
[10:24] Kaede
    A dream where I got rid
    of my attachment to breasts
[10:26] Kaede
    and vowed to serve you anew!
[10:32] Chifusa
    You don't need them anymore, huh?
[10:32] Kaede
    I mean it!
[10:34] Osuzu
    I'll bring you some more medicine later.
[10:39] Chifusa
    Osuzu-san, I'll go with you.
[10:41] Osuzu
    You stay with Kaede-sama, Chifusa-sama.
[10:43] Chifusa
    You're the one who's helping her, though.
[10:47] Chifusa
    And those monsters are still out there.
[10:52] Osuzu
    Here, see these clusters
    of small, white flowers?
[10:57] Osuzu
    If you boil them and drink
    the water, you heal faster.
[11:00] Chifusa
    So we pick these, huh?
[11:02] Chifusa
    Got it.
[11:10] Chifusa
    There's a whole bunch down there!
[11:11] Chifusa
    Okay!
[11:17] Chifusa
    Just a little more!
[11:25] Chifusa
    Sheesh...
[11:26] Chifusa
    They're so much bigger now, it's harder
    to know how to move around with them.
[11:44] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[11:47] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[11:50] Chifusa
    Stupid boobs! Stupid boobs!
[11:53] Chifusa
    Stupid—
[11:54] Chifusa
    Osuzu-san!
[11:55] Osuzu
    Help me!
[11:56] Chifusa
    I'm on my way!
[12:05] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[12:10] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[12:17] Chifusa
    Osuzu-san!
[12:23] Boss
    Oh, Osuzu! You're awake!
[12:27] Osuzu
    Grandfather!
[12:28] Boss
    What happened, Osuzu?
[12:30] Boss
    What did those monsters do to you?
[12:33] Osuzu
    I'm scared to even remember it!
[12:36] Osuzu
    Those four hairy monsters surrounded me, and...
[12:40] All
    Surrounded you, and...?
[12:42] Osuzu
    They all got close to me, and...
[12:44] All
    They all got close to you, and...?
[12:45] Osuzu
    They did all kinds of horrible things to me!
[12:55] All
    And then? And then?
[12:56] All
    And then what happened?
[13:00] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[13:02] Chifusa
    I couldn't protect her.
[13:05] Chifusa
    I was there, and I couldn't help her...
[13:09] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, we've got to...
[13:12] Chifusa
    Yes. I'll get my revenge on those monsters!
[13:15] Boss
    Search the mountains!
[13:17] Boss
    I won't forgive them for what they did to
    those breasts—I mean, to my granddaughter!
[13:22] Boss
    Get ready, men!
[13:23] All
    Yes, boss!
[13:24] Boss
    So, as you heard, everyone...
[13:27] Boss
    We'll be closing for the day.
    I'm sure you all understand.
[13:30] Osuzu
    Grandfather...
[13:32] Boss
    Don't worry. I'll get revenge for you.
[13:36] Boss
    Just wait here.
[13:38] Osuzu
    But I don't feel safe alone.
[13:40] Boss
    Of course.
[13:43] Boss
    Yasuke. You protect Osuzu!
[13:46] Yasuke
    Wh-Why me?
[13:47] Boss
    I didn't ask for your opinion!
[13:50] Boss
    Show me the man you used to be!
[13:53] Boss
    Listen, if anything happens
    to Osuzu, you'll regret it.
[14:02] Chifusa
    Kaede, be careful out.
[14:05] Kaede
    I'll be fine!
[14:06] Kaede
    We have to make them pay for the
    horrible things they did to Osuzu-san!
[14:12] Chifusa
    What specifically did they do?
[14:14] Kaede
    I'm too embarrassed to say it
    in a loud voice, so...
[14:18] Kaede
    Lend me your ear.
[14:24] Chifusa
    Is that what they did?!
[14:27] Kaede
    Oww! She didn't actually say, though!
[14:30] Woodcutter
    They're lesbian lovers.
[14:32] Men
    There!
[14:34] Boss
    After them! After them!
[14:36] Kaede
    Be careful! Those monsters...
[14:39] Man
    Help!
[14:41] Kaede
    ...set traps.
[14:44] Boss
    We won't let this stop us!
[14:45] Boss
    After them!
[14:52] Boss
    Ch-Chifusa-dono, it's up to you now.
[14:56] Chifusa
    R-Right.
[14:58] Monsters
    Funbags... Funbags...
[15:00] Chifusa/Kaede
    Wait, wait...
[15:05] Chifusa
    Let's just pretend we didn't see that.
[15:08] Kaede
    'Kay.
[15:11] Chifusa
    We lost them.
[15:13] Chifusa
    They can't be that far...
[15:16] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[15:19] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[15:22] Monsters
    Funbags. Funbags.
[15:25] Monsters
    Funbags! Funbags!
[15:31] Kaede
    Wh-What?
[15:33] Monsters
    No funbags. No fun.
[15:41] Monsters
    Funbags! Funbags!
[15:42] Monsters
    Bouncy! Bouncy!
[15:44] Monsters
    Boom! Boom!
[15:47] Monsters
    Bounce!
[15:48] Monsters
    Boobies!
[15:49] Monsters
    Feel 'em!
[15:51] Chifusa
    Enough of your crap!
[15:57] Chifusa
    Now, let's see what's under those hoods.
[16:02] Kaede
    Kids?
[16:05] Chifusa
    What you did went way beyond a prank.
[16:10] Chifusa
    Why did you do this?
[16:13] Kids
    'Cause we missed Mom's boobs.
[16:18] Kids
    They were the biggest in the village.
[16:21] Kids
    Big and soft... But she died two years ago.
[16:26] Chifusa
    Two years ago?
[16:28] Chifusa
    Then you're Yasuke's kids?
[16:30] Kids
    Dad gambles all day now,
[16:32] Kids
    and it feels like we're going
    to forget Mom's breasts...
[16:36] Kids
    and how soft they were.
[16:40] Chifusa
    A mother's breasts, huh?
[16:46] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Chifusa?
[16:48] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Oh, what's wrong?
[16:50] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Kagefusa... Kagefusa...
[16:53] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Another fight?
[16:55] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Oh, fine.
[16:57] (Flashback) Chikumi
    She's a daughter of the main family.
[17:00] (Flashback) Chikumi
    You'll just have to put up with it.
[17:04] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Mother, Kagefusa uses her sword.
[17:08] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Yes. She's part of the Manyu main family.
[17:12] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I want to learn how to use a sword from you.
[17:15] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I want to be strong, so nobody bullies me!
[17:18] (Flashback) Chikumi
    No.
[17:19] (Flashback) Chikumi
    You need to grow up to become
    a delicate, reserved lady
[17:22] (Flashback) Chikumi
    and live in peace.
[17:25] (Flashback) Chikumi
    That's what your mother wants.
[17:30] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama! Chifusa-sama!
[17:33] Kaede
    What do we do with these brats?
[17:36] Kaede
    I know they miss their mom,
    but they're going too far, right?
[17:41] Chifusa
    R-Right...
[17:44] Chifusa
    What you did was very wrong.
[17:49] Chifusa
    But...
[17:51] Chifusa
    I can sympathize with children who sought
    out breasts because they missed their mother.
[17:56] Chifusa
    I'll go with you, so first, let's apologize.
[18:02] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[18:04] Chifusa
    Now, if you swear you'll never
    do anything like this again,
[18:07] Chifusa
    you can play with my breasts all you want.
[18:10] Kids
    Yay! Funbags! Funbags! Funbags!
[18:15] Kids
    Funbags! Funbags!
[18:17] Chifusa
    Wait! Don't be so forceful!
[18:20] Kids
    Funbags! Funbags! Funbags!
[18:21] Chifusa
    Hey, that's going too far... Stop it!
[18:29] Chifusa
    N-No, you're sucking too hard!
[18:34] Chifusa
    Stop it!
[18:35] Chifusa
    Who's using their tongue?!
[18:45] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you okay?
[18:50] Chifusa
    No one will want to marry me now...
[18:53] Kaede
    It's just innocent kids having fun.
[18:55] Kaede
    Come on...
[18:56] Kaede
    Wait, Chifusa-sama! Your eyes! Your eyes!
[19:02] Chifusa
    It's that man's fault his kids
    are such a mess, anyway!
[19:06] Chifusa
    This time, I'm going to give him
    one hell of a talking-to!
[19:11] Yasuke
    They're late. They're way too late.
[19:19] Yasuke
    Osuzu-san, I'm going to take a look.
[19:22] Osuzu
    Wait!
[19:25] Yasuke
    S-Sorry! I didn't mean—
[19:29] Osuzu
    No...
[19:34] Osuzu
    I know you can't forget your wife, Ofuji-san...
[19:42] Osuzu
    I know I can never be as good as she is.
[19:46] Osuzu
    But... But I...
[19:53] Yasuke
    O-Osuzu-chan!
[19:56] Osuzu
    Yasuke-san!
[19:58] Yasuke
    Osuzu-chan!
[19:59] Yasuke
    Osuzu-chan!
[20:08] Yasuke
    I see...
[20:09] Yasuke
    So it was my kids who attacked Osuzu-chan.
[20:13] Yasuke
    Sorry.
[20:14] Osuzu
    No, it's okay.
[20:17] Osuzu
    Kids, from now on, you can
    think of me as your mother.
[20:21] Yasuke
    Osuzu-chan!
[20:23] Kids
    Yay! Boobs!
[20:26] Yasuke
    Okay, I'm done gambling!
[20:28] Yasuke
    I guess boobs do bring me luck!
[20:31] Yasuke
    Starting tomorrow, I'm back to work!
[20:34] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, were we
    actually useful for anything?
[20:39] Chifusa
    I don't know.
[20:42] Kids
    Bye-bye!
[20:44] Boss
    Thanks again!
[20:47] Chifusa
    So in the end, it was all about breasts.
[20:49] Kaede
    I feel kind of sick.
[20:53] Chifusa
    But...
[20:55] Chifusa
    I miss my own mother's soft breasts, too.
[21:03] Yasuke
    It's nice inside, too.
[21:05] Yasuke
    Here? Is this where you like it?
[21:08] Osuzu
    Yasuke-san, you're so naughty.
[21:12] Boss
    Osuzu... Osuzu...
[21:17] Kagefusa
    I heard Chifusa stayed here.
[21:20] Kagefusa
    Where did she go?
[21:22] Boss
    I-I don't know.
[21:25] Kagefusa
    I asked where she went.
[21:28] Kagefusa
    Tell me!
[23:11] Kagefusa
    I've finally found you, Chifusa!
[23:13] Kagefusa
    I shall avenge my severed breasts
    and take back the scroll!
[23:17] Chifusa
    I don't want to fight. But if you insist...
[23:22] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, watch out!
[23:24] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "Kagefusa, Once More."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Kagefusa, Once More
[23:28] Chifusa
    A heart that wavers means boobs that bounce!
[23:32] Kaede
    I wish I had boobs that could bounce...

E6 - Kagefusa, Once More

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[00:02] Munenori
    I'm told you failed to capture Chifusa.
[00:08] Munenori
    You lost to her in battle,
    and you lost your breasts, as well.
[00:11] Munenori
    For a direct descendant of the Manyu,
    there could be no greater shame.
[00:15] Munenori
    You understand that, right?
[00:17] Kagefusa
    Wait... Just give me one more...
    One more chance!
[00:22] Kagefusa
    I swear I'll capture her
    and take the secret scroll back!
[00:26] Munenori
    The scroll...
[00:27] Kagefusa
    That's right!
[00:28] Kagefusa
    She must have been reading
    the scroll and learning its secrets!
[00:33] Kagefusa
    Otherwise, she could never wield such power...
[00:37] Kagefusa
    There's no reason that she could
    do that and I, Kagefusa, could not.
[00:40] Kagefusa
    Once I get the scroll back,
    I'm sure you'll change your mind.
[00:45] Kagefusa
    And...
[00:47] Kagefusa
    I'll get my breasts back, too!
[00:49] Kagefusa
    Please, Father!
[00:52] Munenori
    Go.
[00:55] Munenori
    Go, and find your answer.
[01:02] Kokage
    I found her, Big Sis Kagefusa.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    Kagefusa, Once More
SIGN    Kagefusa, Once More
[02:47] Chifusa
    I let them catch me off guard!
[02:48] Chifusa
    I ignored the approaching presence
    because I was sure it was Kaede,
[02:52] Chifusa
    coming back with water!
[02:54] Chifusa
    Damn you...!
[02:58] Chifusa
    Mother?
[03:02] Chifusa
    Her breasts are just the right size, too...
[03:05] Assassins
    Get her!
[03:10] Chifusa
    Impossible...
[03:11] Chifusa
    These women can't remind me of my mother!
[03:15] Chifusa
    What's wrong with me?
[03:17] Chikumi
    Bounce, bounce, bounce!
[03:17] Chifusa
    I'm suddenly thinking about
    my mother's breasts?
[03:19] Chifusa
    I can't concentrate...
[03:21] Chifusa
    Concentrate... Boobs...
[03:24] Chifusa
    Concentrate... Boobs...
[03:27] Chifusa
    I have no choice!
[03:29] Chifusa
    I'll have to risk it...
[03:34] Assassins
    My breasts!
[03:39] Assassins
    R-Run away!
[03:49] Kaede
    Don't worry. We're almost there.
[03:52] Kenkyo
    Thank you so much.
[03:54] Kenkyo
    If you hadn't chanced
    to come by, Miss Samurai,
[03:57] Kenkyo
    I might still be stuck on that riverbank.
[04:00] Kaede
    It's easy to trip around riverbanks.
[04:04] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I'm back.
[04:07] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama?
[04:09] Kaede
    What's wrong?
[04:11] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[04:12] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[04:16] Kaede
    U-Um, Chifusa-sama...
[04:19] Chifusa
    What, Kaede?
[04:20] Kaede
    You know what I'm going to say, right?
[04:22] Kaede
    They're heavy! And they're choking me!
[04:24] Chifusa
    It's not my fault.
[04:27] Chifusa
    I had to fight all those boobs—
    I mean, bandits, at once.
[04:34] Chifusa
    I still have a long way to go
    before I master Breast Flowing.
[04:38] Kenkyo
    The Boobs Buddha must have guided our meeting.
[04:42] Both
    The Boobs Buddha?
[04:44] Kenkyo
    A deity who protects and provides
    salvation to wayward breasts.
[04:48] Kenkyo
    And that is our temple,
    the Temple of Hills and Valleys.
[04:54] Kenkyo
    Please, meet with Juchini-sama.
SIGN    Temple of Hills and Valleys
[05:02] Juchini
    I am Juchini.
SIGN    Juchini
[05:05] Juchini
    Please, raise your head.
[05:08] Chifusa
    No, I kind of... can't.
[05:13] Juchini
    Then I shall begin by taking
    a look at your breasts!
[05:31] Juchini
    You've stolen the breasts
    of other women, haven't you?
[05:34] Juchini
    There is great wrathful energy
    swirling within your breasts.
[05:38] Juchini
    Such terrible karma...
[05:41] Juchini
    Would you tell me about the karma you carry?
[05:50] Juchini
    The Manyu...
[05:51] Juchini
    We've heard the rumors,
    even in this distant valley.
[05:55] Juchini
    But their blades were said to simply
    sever breasts, not steal them.
[06:01] Chifusa
    I didn't want to steal them!
[06:03] Chifusa
    It just sucks them away on its own!
[06:05] Juchini
    On its own?
[06:07] Juchini
    No, that's not true.
[06:09] Juchini
    You wanted to steal those breasts.
[06:13] Juchini
    You desired breasts, and your blade
    and body granted your wish.
[06:17] Chifusa
    I-Impossible.
[06:18] Juchini
    Calm yourself.
[06:20] Juchini
    After hearing what you said,
    I can guess what's going on.
[06:24] Juchini
    The cause of your breast theft is the
    loss of your mother at a young age!
[06:30] Juchini
    Yasuke—was that his name?
[06:32] Juchini
    You said that you saw yourself in his children,
    who shared the same suffering as you.
[06:39] Juchini
    You've always harbored within you
    the longing to see your mother once more.
[06:44] Juchini
    Meeting those children
    brought that longing to the surface,
[06:46] Juchini
    and you experienced it as a hallucination
    during battle with your pursuers.
[06:50] Juchini
    As a result, you stole all their breasts.
[06:54] Chifusa
    No...
[07:00] Chifusa
    Then I've stolen others' breasts
    to satisfy my own hidden longings?
[07:06] Chifusa
    How shameful!
[07:08] Juchini
    As long as that longing remains,
[07:10] Juchini
    you will continue to steal breasts.
[07:14] Chifusa
    What do I do, then, Juchini-dono?
[07:17] Juchini
    This temple exists to provide a way
    to escape from the karma of breasts.
[07:22] Juchini
    The work will be difficult... Are you prepared?
[07:29] Chifusa
    I will now explain the path to salvation.
[07:34] Chifusa
    As you saw on your way here, this temple
    is nestled between two great hills.
[07:40] Chifusa
    To our right, facing the altar,
    is Mt. Righttit.
SIGN    Mt. Righttit
[07:44] Chifusa
    And to the left is Mt. Lefttit!
SIGN    Mt. Lefttit
[07:48] Chifusa
    Mt. Righttit?
[07:50] Kaede
    Mt. Lefttit?
[07:51] Juchini
    Indeed!
[07:52] Juchini
    And at the tip of each great hill
    is a shrine, high up in the air!
[07:55] Juchini
    Its name is... the Areola Shrine!
SIGN    Areola Shrine
[08:00] Juchini
    Your task will be to build a mound at
    the center of one such Areola Shrine.
[08:05] Juchini
    A Nipple Mound!
SIGN    Nipple Mound
[08:08] Juchini
    Indeed! Your task will be to build the Nipple
    Mound at the center of the Areola Shrine!
[08:15] Kaede
    Oh, she ran.
[08:17] Chifusa
    "Nipple Mound"?
[08:19] Chifusa
    This is stupid!
[08:20] Chifusa
    I thought she was some wise woman,
    but she's just some crazy old lady!
[08:28] Juchini
    How impious!
[08:33] Juchini
    This is the Nipple Mound. It was destroyed
    in a sudden lightning strike a few days ago.
[08:37] Juchini
    And this is the stone
    that once graced its summit.
[08:42] Juchini
    The hole in this stone is what provides
    proof of salvation from breast karma.
[08:47] Chifusa
    Proof of salvation...
[08:50] Juchini
    When you have built
    the Nipple Mound to its summit,
[08:52] Juchini
    a spring shall pour forth from within.
[08:55] Juchini
    It is the Breast Milk Spring!
SIGN    Breast Milk Spring
[08:58] Juchini
    A miracle granted unto us by the Boobs Buddha!
[09:01] Kaede
    She's running again.
[09:08] Juchini
    I knew that the destruction of the Nipple Mound
    was a sign of something to come—
[09:12] Juchini
    that someone with terrible karma
    would soon be before me.
[09:15] Juchini
    That someone was you.
[09:18] Juchini
    When you rebuild the Nipple Mound,
[09:21] Juchini
    and the Breast Milk Spring
    pours forth once more,
[09:24] Juchini
    you will be released from your desires—
    from your breast karma.
[09:29] Juchini
    You will never absorb another's breasts again.
[09:38] Kagefusa
    And you all just ran away, huh?
[09:42] Kagefusa
    Pathetic.
[09:44] Kagefusa
    We came all the way here from Manyu Village,
    and this is the result?
[09:47] Assassins
    I'm so sorry, Kagefusa-sama!
[09:49] Assassins
    Next time... Next time, I swear...
[09:54] Kagefusa
    I've never seen a ghost,
    and I've never seen a "next time"!
[10:01] Assassins
    My breasts!
[10:03] Kagefusa
    Enough. I'm not asking you for help.
[10:07] Kagefusa
    Kokage.
[10:09] Kokage
    I found her.
[10:10] Kokage
    She's having fun at a place up ahead
    called the Temple of Hills and Valleys.
[10:14] Kagefusa
    Just you wait, Chifusa.
[10:16] Kagefusa
    I'm taking back the scroll you stole
    and avenging my breasts!
[10:28] Kaede
    You okay, Chifusa-sama?
[10:30] Chifusa
    Of course not!
[10:37] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[10:41] Chifusa
    Help me!
[10:44] Kaede
    I can't help you!
[10:46] Kaede
    Because...
[10:49] (Flashback) Juchini
    Simply reassembling the fallen stones
    won't be enough to help you.
[10:53] (Flashback) Juchini
    You must take all the stones
    to the base of the mountain,
[10:55] (Flashback) Juchini
    wash them in the waterfall,
    purify them at the temple,
[10:58] (Flashback) Juchini
    and build the mound once more.
[11:01] (Flashback) Chifusa
    What a pain.
[11:05] (Flashback) Juchini
    And of course...
[11:08] (Flashback) Juchini
    You're not allowed to help.
[11:10] (Flashback) Kaede
    Oh, right.
[11:16] Chifusa
    Okay...
[11:21] Kaede
    Good work.
[11:27] Chifusa
    I've still only finished four of them.
[11:30] Chifusa
    I'm going to be here a while, huh?
[11:36] Chifusa
    Carrying those heavy stones up
    and down the mountain...
[11:38] Chifusa
    I know it's a spiritual thing, but I don't
    know how much longer I can take this.
[11:47] Kenkyo
    Chifusa-sama, I'll wash your back for you.
[11:50] Chifusa
    Kaede?
[11:51] Chifusa
    I don't need a Breast Polishing.
[11:53] Chifusa
    K-Kenkyo-dono?
[11:55] Kenkyo
    Juchini-sama said that
    the training is difficult,
[11:57] Kenkyo
    and that I needed to ensure
    you got a good rest.
[12:02] Kenkyo
    Excuse me.
[12:03] Chifusa
    Oh, thank you.
[12:05] Kenkyo
    Not at all.
[12:08] Chifusa
    This is, well, uh...
[12:14] Chifusa
    K-Kenkyo-dono? What are you—
[12:17] Kenkyo
    This is how we wash each other
    at this temple.
[12:21] Chifusa
    Doesn't it feel good?
[12:23] Chifusa
    No, um...
[12:26] Kenkyo
    Actually, out of all the practices here,
[12:28] Kenkyo
    this is the one I actually enjoy...
[12:33] Chikumi
    What's wrong, Chifusa?
[12:36] Chifusa
    Mother?
[12:38] Chifusa
    Mother, Kagefusa uses her sword.
[12:42] Chikumi
    Yes. She's part of the Manyu main family.
[12:47] Chifusa
    I want to learn how to use a sword from you.
[12:51] Chifusa
    I want to be strong, so nobody bullies me!
[12:55] Chikumi
    No.
[12:57] Chikumi
    You need to grow up to become
    a delicate, reserved lady
[12:59] Chikumi
    and live in peace.
[13:01] Chikumi
    That's what your mother wants.
[13:04] Chifusa
    Mother...
[13:06] Juchini
    Lesbian lovers.
[13:12] Chifusa
    J-Juchini-dono?
[13:18] Juchini
    That's all it took to bring back
    memories of your mother?
[13:22] Juchini
    You have a long way to go.
[13:24] Chifusa
    What's going on here, Juchini-dono?
[13:27] Juchini
    It's part of our training here, of course.
[13:29] Juchini
    We use our breasts to expel
    our worldly desires.
[13:32] Juchini
    We call this practice...
[13:33] Woman
    It's showtime!
SIGN    Breast Expulsion Technique
[13:34] Juchini
    Breast Expulsion Technique!
[13:37] Chifusa
    Get out!
[13:42] Kaede
    That's my job!
[13:47] Chifusa
    This is the dumbest training ever!
[13:50] Chifusa
    And "Areola Shrine" is a stupid name!
[13:54] Chifusa
    And the "Breast Milk Spring"
    comes from the "Nipple Mound"?
[13:58] Chifusa
    This whole thing is ridiculous!
[14:02] Kaede
    Wow, Chifusa-sama!
[14:04] Kaede
    This is the last one!
[14:07] Kaede
    Once you've put this on top, you're all done!
[14:23] Chifusa
    Sister!
[14:24] Kagefusa
    It's been too long, Chifusa.
[14:26] Kagefusa
    You've gotten into mound-building, I see.
[14:29] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[14:34] Kagefusa
    You made this way harder than it needed to be.
[14:37] Kagefusa
    This time, you won't get away.
[14:39] Chifusa
    Sister's breasts... have gone back to normal?
[14:43] Kagefusa
    Chifusa's breasts are even bigger than before?
[14:50] Kagefusa
    Didn't you say a world where breasts
    are all that matters is wrong?
[14:53] Kagefusa
    That you'd use the breast-growing techniques
    in the scroll to fix this world of breasts?
[14:58] Kagefusa
    All those lofty proclamations
    you made when you fled...
[15:01] Kagefusa
    And now your breasts are even
    bigger than they were before!
[15:04] Kagefusa
    Chifusa, I won't let you have the
    breast-stealing technique all to yourself!
[15:08] Kagefusa
    Give me the scroll!
[15:14] Kagefusa
    The Manyu secret scroll...
[15:16] Kagefusa
    The secret of your power lies within.
[15:19] Chifusa
    Wait, Sister.
[15:21] Chifusa
    You should know what it means for someone
    who's not the heir to read that scroll!
[15:26] Kagefusa
    Shut up!
[15:27] Kagefusa
    It will break our laws, but I don't care!
[15:29] Kagefusa
    All I care about is gaining
    the power to steal breasts!
[15:35] Kagefusa
    Where is it?
[15:36] Kagefusa
    Where is it written?
[15:40] Chifusa
    Sister, look at the last section.
    Breast Flowing.
[15:46] Kagefusa
    Is this it?
[15:47] Kagefusa
    This is the technique to steal breasts...
SIGN    Breast Flowing
[15:49] Kagefusa
    Breast Flowing...
[15:50] Kagefusa
    "A technique that allows
    mastery over breasts..."
[15:54] Munenori
    ...like moving water from one cup to another.
[15:57] Munenori
    This ability can only be passed down
    from mother to child
[16:00] Munenori
    and cannot be mastered on its own.
[16:05] Kagefusa
    What is this? What's the
    meaning of this, Chifusa?
[16:10] Chifusa
    Breast Flowing was a technique
    passed down for generations
[16:13] Chifusa
    in the Munamori Clan,
    who were once the Manyu's enemies.
[16:16] Chifusa
    Only those of Munamori blood can use it.
[16:19] Chifusa
    No matter how much you train,
    it will remain forever out of your grasp.
[16:25] Kagefusa
    You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
[16:28] Kagefusa
    Teach me the technique, Chifusa!
[16:31] Chifusa
    I'm not lying.
[16:32] Chifusa
    Please accept the truth.
[16:44] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[16:50] Kagefusa
    What?
[16:51] Kaede
    I'm better with chains than you are!
[16:56] Kokage
    Oww!
[17:02] Kagefusa
    This is the answer?
[17:04] Kagefusa
    This is the answer he wanted me to find?
[17:07] Kagefusa
    Then this whole thing's a joke!
[17:11] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[17:22] Kaede
    It passed clean through?
[17:27] Kaede
    Fake breasts?
[17:30] Kaede
    Sister... You'd go that far?
[17:33] Kagefusa
    Shut up!
[17:34] Kagefusa
    You don't know what it's like
    for those whose breasts you stole!
[17:39] Kagefusa
    What would you know, with your massive chest?
[17:50] Chifusa
    Very well.
[17:53] Chifusa
    Then sever my breasts yourself.
[17:57] Chifusa
    If it will make you feel better,
    I'll be rid of them.
[18:01] Chifusa
    And I swear I'll never steal
    another's breasts again!
[18:03] Chifusa
    Do it!
[18:06] Chifusa
    Do it! Hurry!
[18:26] Kagefusa
    I can't...
[18:29] Kagefusa
    I can't sever them.
[18:31] Kagefusa
    I lose, Chifusa.
[18:34] Chifusa
    Sister...
[18:37] Kagefusa
    You're beautiful, Chifusa.
[18:40] Kagefusa
    Your breasts are beautiful.
[18:42] Kagefusa
    I can't sever them.
[18:50] Chifusa
    Sister!
[18:52] Chifusa
    Of course they're beautiful.
[18:56] Chifusa
    Yours are inside them, as well.
[19:04] Juchini
    Splendid!
[19:07] Chifusa
    Juchini-dono?
[19:08] Juchini
    You just said you were willing
    to abandon your breasts.
[19:11] Juchini
    That means you're free of your desires,
    your longing for your mother,
[19:14] Juchini
    the karma of your breasts...
[19:16] Juchini
    Now, finish it together!
[19:40] Juchini
    This is the Breast Milk Spring!
[19:41] Juchini
    Your mother in heaven is smiling
    because you've reunited!
[19:46] Kagefusa/Chifusa
    We have different mothers!
[19:48] Juchini
    You do?!
[19:51] Woman
    Juchini-sama!
[19:53] Chifusa
    Sheesh.
[19:54] Chifusa
    This place was weird right up till the end.
[19:57] Kaede
    It sure was.
[19:58] Kagefusa
    Chifusa.
[20:01] Chifusa
    The scroll?
[20:02] Chifusa
    It's okay for me to take this?
[20:05] Kagefusa
    Yeah. I don't care anymore.
[20:08] Chifusa
    But your breasts...
[20:10] Kagefusa
    You're going to tell everyone
    how to make their breasts bigger, right?
[20:13] Kagefusa
    Take it.
[20:15] Kagefusa
    I'm a daughter of the Manyu. I'll be fine.
[20:19] Chifusa
    S-Sister...
[20:21] Kagefusa
    And also...
[20:23] Kagefusa
    There might be a survivor
    of your clan who knows the technique.
[20:28] Kagefusa
    Breast Flowing can give breasts,
    as well as steal them, right?
[20:32] Kagefusa
    Once you master it, come to me
    and give my tits back immediately.
[20:36] Kagefusa
    Got it?
[20:38] Chifusa
    Y-Yes.
[20:39] Kagefusa
    Let's go, Kokage.
[20:40] Kokage
    'Kay.
[20:42] Chifusa
    Sister!
SIGN    Edo
[20:55] Kyouka
    From the village?
[20:56] Kyouka
    What wonderful story
    do they have to tell us this time?
[21:00] Muneyuki
    Kagefusa failed.
[21:02] Kyouka
    That rabid dog failed?
[21:05] Muneyuki
    Sister, she's my younger sister by blood...
[21:09] Kyouka
    A dog is a dog.
[21:11] Kyouka
    She wags her tail at her father,
[21:13] Kyouka
    and bares her fangs at the
    helpless peasantry.
[21:16] Kyouka
    So, what will you do now?
[21:21] Muneyuki
    Ouka.
[21:23] Ouka
    I'm ready.
[21:24] Muneyuki
    Go.
[21:25] Ouka
    Yes, sir.
[23:10] Narrator
    After reconciling with Kagefusa,
[23:12] Narrator
    Chifusa heads with Kaede to Munamori Village
    with new resolve in her heart!
[23:16] Narrator
    But a new assassin awaits!
[23:19] Kaede
    Boing!
[23:20] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, your shoulders must be
    stiff with your boobs at max size!
[23:25] Chifusa
    Yeah! I see a masseuse there!
[23:28] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll: "The Boob Thief"!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Boob Thief
[23:31] Chifusa
    Some days you win the boobs,
    some days you lose them!
[23:33] Kaede
    Don't lose your boobs!

E7 - The Boob Thief

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[00:06] Aid
    Excuse me, ma'am.
[00:12] Lady
    Oh? I think you've gotten a little bigger.
[00:16] Aid
    No, not at all.
[00:19] Aid
    My lady!
[00:20] Lady
    Come on, why not have some fun?
[00:28] Servant
    My lady!
[00:29] Lady
    Catch him, please!
[00:31] Lady
    My breasts... Get my breasts back...
[00:37] Servant
    There he is!
[00:39] Servant
    After him! After him!
SIGN    Mysterious Thief Returns
[00:42] Man
    He's back!
[00:43] Man
    He's back again!
[00:44] Man
    This time, he stole from a greedy lady
    who raised the price of rice!
[00:49] Man
    There's nothing left of her
    formerly melon-sized breasts!
[00:53] Man
    Too bad, so sad!
[01:06] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[01:10] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[01:14] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:17] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:20] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:24] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:29] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:32] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:34] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:38] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:43] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
[03:23] Chifusa
    Oww!
SIGN    The Boob Thief
[03:25] Kaede
    Are you okay, Chifusa-sama?
SIGN    The Boob Thief
[03:28] Chifusa
    I'm okay... No, I'm not.
[03:30] Chifusa
    I can't raise my arm.
[03:33] Kaede
    Your time at the temple was really rough.
[03:36] Kaede
    You went up and down the mountain
    over and over, carrying heavy stones.
[03:40] Chifusa
    That's not why!
[03:41] Chifusa
    It's these boobs!
[03:42] Chifusa
    Whatever the hell I did there
    sure wasn't spiritual!
[03:46] Chifusa
    What was the point of all that?
[03:49] Chifusa
    And I had no idea my shoulders
    would get so stiff with big boobs...
[03:53] Chifusa
    Girls without breasts
    wouldn't understand my pain.
[03:57] Chifusa
    S-Sorry, I didn't mean it—
[04:00] Chifusa
    K-Kaede-san?
[04:04] Kaede
    Are these still filled with evil?
[04:07] Chifusa
    If you pull them that hard,
    you'll rip them off!
[04:09] Kaede
    Then I'll take them!
[04:11] Chifusa
    That's not how it works!
[04:14] Momoha
    How loud.
[04:19] Momoha
    Everything's ready.
[04:21] Momoha
    You're a traveler, right, Miss Samurai?
[04:24] Momoha
    What brings you here?
[04:26] Kaede
    Boobs... So jealous... Boobs... So jealous...
[04:26] Chifusa
    I heard there was a good
    masseuse here at this inn.
[04:29] Woman
    Excuse me.
[04:38] Momoha
    Now these are milkers worth massaging!
[04:42] Momoha
    I'm kidding.
[04:49] Momoha
    They're huge. I'm in awe.
[04:52] Chifusa
    I didn't want them to get this big, actually.
[04:55] Chifusa
    Wow, that's great.
[04:57] Momoha
    Don't be ridiculous.
[04:59] Momoha
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth!
[05:01] Momoha
    I'm sure everyone's jealous, right?
[05:03] Chifusa
    They're just too big.
[05:05] Chifusa
    I'd feel better if they were
    about half this size...
[05:09] Momoha
    You can't say that. They're a gift from heaven.
[05:14] Chifusa
    From heaven, huh?
[05:16] Chifusa
    If only they were.
[05:24] Momoha
    If I release this knot,
    it improves lactation.
[05:27] Kaede
    What if I start lactating?
[05:30] Chifusa
    That's not how it works!
[05:32] Tome
    Here you are.
[05:33] Chifusa
    Thank you!
[05:35] Man
    Everyone! Everyone!
[05:38] Man
    He's back!
[05:39] Man
    The Boob Thief!
[05:43] Man
    He left another calling card
    about stealing boobs!
[05:46] Man
    Whose boobs is he after next?
[05:47] Chifusa
    The Boob Thief?
[05:49] Woman
    He steals the breasts of evil women
    and gives them to the poor!
[05:53] Woman
    A phantom thief that
    everyone's talking about lately!
[05:58] Woman
    There are girls who say that
    since the Boob Thief appeared,
[06:02] Woman
    their breasts have gotten bigger.
[06:04] Chifusa
    Really?
[06:06] Chifusa
    The Manyu?
[06:07] Chifusa
    No, wait... If he's sharing breasts,
    then... could it be...
[06:12] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[06:13] Chifusa
    Yes.
[06:14] Kaede
    Is the Boob Thief really a boy?
    Could it be a girl?
[06:18] Kaede
    Or could it be a guy with boobs?!
[06:19] Chifusa
    No, that's not the issue here.
[06:22] Kaede
    But if we catch the Boob Thief,
    I can get me some breasts, right?
[06:27] Chifusa
    Probably?
[06:28] Kaede
    Let's do it, Chifusa-sama!
[06:31] Chifusa
    Okay, let's go take a look!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Be Forewarned
    The lady of this house
    has grown arrogant due
    to her massive breasts,
    and cruel to the poor.
    Thus, I will steal her breasts
    and make her repent
    of her wicked ways.
    
    The Boob Thief
[06:39] Kaede
    "The lady of this house has grown arrogant
[06:42] Kaede
    due to her massive breasts,
    and cruel to the poor.
[06:46] Kaede
    Thus, I will steal her breasts and
    make her repent of her wicked ways.
[06:51] Kaede
    The Boob Thief."
[06:52] Chifusa
    So this is the calling card he leaves, right?
[06:56] Man
    Your boobs are gonna get bigger soon!
[06:58] Woman
    Aww, you're silly!
[07:00] Kaede
    Everyone seems happy.
[07:02] Man
    Of course! They might get
    bigger boobs out of this!
[07:06] Man
    And the lady of this house
    is famous for her bad reputation.
[07:13] Lady
    You're the one who wants me
    to hire you as a bodyguard?
[07:19] Lady
    Raise your head.
[07:22] Lady
    Is she capable?
[07:24] Man
    Yes. She defeated all the strongest
    warriors in our household.
[07:30] Lady
    Very well. Protect my breasts at all costs.
[07:34] Chifusa
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:35] Lady
    As for the other...
[07:39] Lady
    Hachibei!
[07:40] Lady
    Why did you let someone
    like this into our household?
[07:43] Man
    This is an emergency,
[07:45] Man
    and she's very strong!
[07:46] Lady
    Fool!
[07:48] Lady
    Get her out of here, now!
[07:51] Kaede
    Why?
[07:53] Lady
    My clan has a rule: no flat girls allowed.
[07:56] Lady
    Now, begone!
[07:58] Kaede
    You can't treat me like that just because
    you've got huge, noble boobs!
[08:00] Kaede
    You look like you're padding, anyway!
[08:02] Lady
    Shaddup, titless girl!
[08:04] Lady
    If we let you inside, it would
    bring bad luck to our household!
[08:08] Lady
    Go to the river and wash some clothes
    on that washboard chest of yours!
[08:12] Chifusa
    I'm sorry, Kaede, but just this once...
[08:15] Kaede
    Okay.
[08:17] Ouka
    You're the lady of this household?
[08:20] Ouka
    My name is Sayama Ouka.
[08:22] Ouka
    I'm a swordswoman.
[08:24] Ouka
    I'd like you to hire me as a bodyguard
    until this calms down.
[08:30] Ouka
    I promise I'll be of use to you.
[08:33] Chifusa
    She's strong.
[08:35] Chifusa
    Is she a Manyu assassin?
[08:36] Chifusa
    But...
[08:37] Lady
    Too bad.
[08:41] Lady
    We just hired a strong bodyguard.
[08:44] Lady
    And we don't hire flat girls.
[08:46] Lady
    Eww! Just standing near her
    feels like it'll make me poor.
[08:51] Lady
    Buddha save me!
[08:53] Kaede
    Grr!
[08:54] Man
    How awful!
[08:56] Woman
    I hope he steals her boobs!
[08:57] Lady
    Peasants these days don't know their place.
[09:01] Lady
    Now, come inside.
[09:03] Chifusa
    Of course.
[09:08] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[09:23] Ouka
    My lady?
[09:24] Lady
    Wh-What?
[09:26] Ouka
    Large breasts and skill with a blade
    are two different things.
[09:29] Ouka
    You don't want to lose your precious
    breasts over a silly superstition.
[09:35] Lady
    Th-That's right.
[09:37] Lady
    I'll hire you, too, just this once.
[09:46] Chifusa
    Even if she did catch me off guard...
[09:48] Chifusa
    I still couldn't react at all.
[10:02] Chifusa
    I-It's me.
[10:03] Chifusa
    It didn't feel right for me
    to be the only one allowed inside.
[10:06] Chifusa
    I heard from one of the servants
    that you weren't given much food.
[10:09] Ouka
    I don't mind.
[10:10] Ouka
    I'm used to it.
[10:11] Ouka
    Anyway, you know the plan, right?
[10:13] Chifusa
    Yes.
[10:14] Chifusa
    I'll sleep in the lady's bedchamber,
    taking her place.
[10:17] Ouka
    Yes.
[10:18] Ouka
    You're a decoy. What are you doing here?
[10:20] Ouka
    Get back in there.
[10:23] Chifusa
    Can I ask you something?
[10:25] Chifusa
    Where did you learn to fight?
[10:28] Chifusa
    I mean, I was just really impressed.
[10:31] Chifusa
    I thought I'd trained a lot,
    but it seems I've still got much to learn.
[10:37] Chifusa
    I'm sorry for asking
    something so silly. Goodnight.
[10:40] Ouka
    To live.
[10:42] Ouka
    I spent years training my blade, so that
    I could survive with these small breasts.
[10:46] Ouka
    That's all.
[10:48] Ouka
    Someone blessed like you wouldn't understand.
[10:52] Chifusa
    I'd like to think I would!
[10:54] Chifusa
    I've seen many commoners
    suffer due to their tiny tits!
[10:57] Ouka
    There's a difference between
    a commoner and a samurai.
[10:59] Chifusa
    There is not!
[11:00] Chifusa
    All boobless girls feel the same pain!
[11:03] Ouka
    They do not!
[11:10] Ouka
    A samurai daughter without breasts
    isn't even useful as a political tool.
[11:15] Ouka
    She's worth even less than a tool.
[11:17] Ouka
    And I lost the breasts I had...
[11:20] Chifusa
    You lost your breasts?
[11:23] Chifusa
    Was it the Manyu?
[11:30] Ouka
    Get back inside.
[11:35] Chifusa
    Was it my clan who did that to her?
[11:43] Chifusa
    The Boob Thief!
[11:48] Chifusa
    Whoever they are, they're small.
[11:50] Chifusa
    Are they a girl? How do they steal breasts?
[12:00] Chifusa
    This isn't a Manyu technique.
[12:01] Chifusa
    This is...
[12:04] Chifusa
    Who are you, Boob Thief?
[12:08] BoobThief
    Are you the youngest daughter of
    the Manyu Clan, Manyu Chifusa-sama?
[12:14] Men
    What's going on here?
[12:19] Chifusa
    Wait!
[12:22] Ouka
    I won't let you get away!
[12:31] Ouka
    Where is she?
[12:32] Men
    Over there!
[12:35] Lady
    What are you doing? After her!
[12:37] Ouka
    Let's follow her!
[12:38] Chifusa
    Right!
[12:42] Chifusa
    How did the Boob Thief know me?
[12:53] Ouka
    Where is she?
[12:54] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono, let's split up.
[12:59] Ouka
    Yeah.
[13:01] Ouka
    I'll take the right.
[13:02] Ouka
    Let me know immediately if you find her.
[13:04] Chifusa
    Got it.
[13:08] Chifusa
    She tried to steal my breasts
    with her bare hands...
[13:10] Chifusa
    How did she know me?
[13:13] Chifusa
    I have to meet the Boob Thief and talk to her!
SIGN    Breast Slicing
[13:30] BoobThief
    I knew it.
[13:32] BoobThief
    You are Manyu Chifusa-sama, yes?
[13:35] Chifusa
    The Boob Thief!
[13:40] Chifusa
    You're the masseuse!
[13:44] Momoha
    I am Munamori Momoha,
    a lowly member of the Munamori Clan.
[13:48] Momoha
    I ask for your forgiveness
    for my rudeness earlier.
[13:51] Momoha
    I am honored to meet the daughter
    of our late clan head, Chikumi-sama.
[13:58] Chifusa
    Munamori... I'm not that special!
[14:02] Chifusa
    Stop kneeling!
[14:03] Momoha
    No, you are the true heir
    to the Munamori Clan.
[14:08] Momoha
    I must ask you to help rebuild our clan.
[14:11] Chifusa
    Th-Then the technique you tried
    to use was a Munamori one?
[14:15] Chifusa
    In that case, there's something
    I want to ask you.
[14:18] Chifusa
    It's about Breast Flowing.
[14:20] Momoha
    Breast Flowing...
[14:22] Momoha
    A technique that allows mastery over breasts,
[14:24] Momoha
    like moving water from one cup to another.
[14:26] Chifusa
    Yes. When I sever someone's
    breasts, I absorb them.
[14:30] Chifusa
    That's why mine are this big!
[14:32] Chifusa
    If I can master that technique,
    I can stop needlessly stealing breasts,
[14:36] Chifusa
    and I can return the breasts I stole!
[14:40] Chifusa
    Tell me what you know about Breast Flowing.
[14:43] Momoha
    I...
[14:45] Ouka
    That sounds fascinating.
[14:47] Ouka
    I'd like to hear about it, too.
[14:50] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono.
SIGN    Breast Slicing
[14:56] Chifusa
    A Manyu katana?
[14:57] Chifusa
    The traitor and the Boob Thief...
[15:00] Chifusa
    Survivors of a dead clan.
[15:02] Chifusa
    No one who threatens the Manyu can survive!
[15:05] Momoha
    Please, flee! I'll hold her off!
[15:08] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono, are you a Manyu assassin?
[15:11] Chifusa
    Then was I wrong in thinking
    the Manyu stole your breasts?
[15:18] Ouka
    Draw your sword.
[15:22] Chifusa
    It felt like she was telling the truth.
[15:27] Chifusa
    But for now... I have to focus
    on surviving this fight.
[15:31] Chifusa
    Get back!
[15:32] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:33] Chifusa
    Go.
[15:35] Momoha
    Very well.
[15:39] Chifusa
    I couldn't react at all when
    she drew her wakizashi sword...
[15:42] Chifusa
    but now she's using a longer blade.
[15:44] Chifusa
    If I can get inside her range...
[15:46] Chifusa
    But it's so long.
[15:49] Chifusa
    I didn't know a Manyu katana
    could be this long!
[15:52] Chifusa
    I can barely take my eyes off the blade!
[15:55] Chifusa
    How do I get close?
[15:58] Chifusa
    How...
[16:03] Ouka
    You can't move, huh?
[16:05] Ouka
    Then I'll strike first!
[16:09] Chifusa
    She's fast!
[16:11] Ouka
    You moved your body at the
    very last second. Impressive.
[16:14] Chifusa
    She's clearly aiming for my breasts.
[16:17] Chifusa
    That means I can win!
[16:20] Chifusa
    She'll need a moment to recover
    after swinging that blade.
[16:24] Chifusa
    I can deflect and then strike!
[16:26] Ouka
    The Stance of Firm Breasts...
[16:28] Ouka
    She's going on the defensive?
[16:32] Chifusa
    There's my opening!
[16:37] Chifusa
    She dodged?
[16:42] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama!
[16:44] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama, your breasts!
[16:46] Chifusa
    Is this what it feels like to have
    your breasts severed? It burns...
[16:50] Chifusa
    I'm fine. She took some,
    but it wasn't a deep cut.
[16:55] Chifusa
    I can move more freely now
    that my breasts are smaller!
[16:58] Ouka
    I can feel your fear!
[17:01] Ouka
    What's wrong, Manyu Chifusa?
[17:04] Ouka
    Are you going to just stand there until I
    carve every last bit of your breasts away?
[17:07] Ouka
    After I sever your breasts,
    I'll take your life!
[17:09] Chifusa
    At this rate, she really will take my breasts!
[17:13] Chifusa
    But I can't do anything!
[17:18] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama!
[17:19] Momoha
    Forgive me for interfering in a fair duel!
[17:22] Momoha
    Let's go!
[17:24] Ouka
    Damn you!
[17:27] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[17:29] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[17:31] Momoha
    I'm fine! Hurry!
[17:40] Ouka
    Curse you...
[17:43] Ouka
    That cut was deep. She must be badly hurt.
[17:54] Ouka
    They used a boat, huh?
SIGN    Masseuse
[18:00] Chifusa
    Kaede! Tome-san!
[18:07] Kaede
    This is terrible!
[18:08] Chifusa
    She needs treatment for a katana wound!
[18:10] Kaede
    Okay!
[18:10] Kaede
    Tome-san, do you have any shochu?
[18:12] Tome
    I do!
[18:16] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama...
[18:17] Chifusa
    Don't talk. You're hurt.
[18:19] Momoha
    I'm not going to survive either way.
[18:22] Momoha
    But I need to tell you about Breast Flowing.
[18:26] Momoha
    I'm still an apprentice,
    so all I can do is take.
[18:32] Momoha
    I steal the Breast Ki directly with my hands.
[18:35] Chifusa
    Breast Ki? What's that?
[18:37] Momoha
    It took a lot of training...
    just to be able to steal.
[18:42] Momoha
    The reason you can do it...
[18:47] Momoha
    is because you bear Chikumi-sama's blood,
    and her potential...
[18:52] Chifusa
    Then how have the peasants'
    breasts been getting bigger
[18:55] Chifusa
    since the Boob Thief appeared?
[18:57] Momoha
    We have ways of making breasts bigger,
    though not as powerful as the Manyu's.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Easy Beauty Calisthenics
    1. Bring the fat on the
     sides to the breasts.
    2. Bring the fat from the
     stomach to the breasts.
[19:04] Momoha
    I did simple things to help the customers
    who came here get bigger breasts.
[19:10] Chifusa
    And they thought it was the Boob Thief?
[19:13] Momoha
    A weak woman like me
    could never master Breast Flowing...
[19:17] Momoha
    I'm sorry I can't help you.
[19:20] Chifusa
    No, it's fine.
[19:22] Chifusa
    I'm sorry I got you caught up in my fight.
[19:27] Momoha
    I'm proud I was able to
    protect you, Chifusa-sama.
[19:31] Momoha
    Please...
[19:33] Momoha
    Carry on the clan's bloodline.
[19:42] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[19:44] Momoha
    It seems this is the end for me.
[19:48] Tome
    Momoha-san!
[19:50] Momoha
    I'm sorry for lying to you for so long.
[19:55] Momoha
    You're going to lose your job, aren't you?
[19:58] Tome
    Momoha-san, that's not important...
[20:02] Momoha
    I loved it when you looked so happy
    talking about the... Boob Thief...
[20:14] Tome
    Momoha-san!
[20:15] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[20:19] Kaede
    Momoha-san...
[20:33] Kaede
    Are you sure about this?
[20:35] Chifusa
    There's something else we can do.
[20:37] Chifusa
    The Manyu will handle this, I'm sure.
[20:40] Chifusa
    Tome-san knows little. They won't hurt her.
[20:44] Chifusa
    Staying here would just
    cause problems for her.
[20:48] Chifusa
    Let's go.
[20:59] Kyouka
    So in the end, she did get ahead of herself.
[21:02] Muneyuki
    You look happy.
[21:04] Muneyuki
    We've learned two things:
[21:07] Muneyuki
    there are survivors of
    Chifusa's mother's clan,
[21:09] Muneyuki
    and Breast Flowing is real.
[21:11] Muneyuki
    So we did gain something.
[21:17] Kyouka
    Indeed.
[21:25] Kyouka
    This is certainly getting interesting.
[23:10] Ouka
    Manyu Chifusa.
[23:12] Ouka
    She was far weaker than I thought.
[23:13] Ouka
    Next time, I'll defeat her!
[23:15] Ouka
    What? You want me to go back to Edo?!
[23:17] Ouka
    Who could be a stronger warrior
    than I, Sayama Ouka?
[23:21] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, isn't that...?
[23:24] Chifusa
    Mie Hatomune?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Chifusa is Captured
[23:26] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "Chifusa is Captured"!
[23:29] Chifusa
    She tits me, she tits me... not?
[23:33] Kaede
    Why are you blushing?

E8 - Chifusa is Captured

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SIGN    Mie Castle
[00:04] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
SIGN    Boobs
[00:08] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
[00:12] Retainers
    His Lordship is in a sad state.
[00:12] Mie
    Boobs...
[00:15] Retainers
    He's been stuck in his room
    doing paperwork for three days.
[00:17] Retainers
    He's suffering from a bad case
    of boobs withdrawal.
[00:19] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs... Boobs...
[00:21] Retainers
    The poor man.
[00:25] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
[00:29] Mie
    Booooo...oobs!
[00:33] Retainers
    My lord! What's wrong?
[00:35] Retainers
    Everyone! His Lordship has fled again!
[00:42] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:46] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:50] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[00:54] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[00:56] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:00] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:05] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:08] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:11] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:15] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:19] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
[03:00] Ouka
    I'm to return to Edo?
[03:02] Man
    That's the clan's orders.
SIGN    Chifusa is Captured
SIGN    Chifusa is Captured
[03:04] Man
    Just when we'd almost caught her,
[03:07] Man
    you ruined everything
    by killing the Boob Thief.
[03:10] Ouka
    But...
[03:13] Man
    I told you. It's the clan's orders.
[03:16] Man
    Leave the rest to me and head back.
[03:21] Man
    Now, now. Don't worry.
[03:24] Man
    They say the Manyu have already
    sent another assassin.
[03:37] Kids
    Look! Look!
[03:39] Kids
    Which should I get?
[03:42] Kaede
    This town's full of life!
[03:44] Kaede
    I bet there's tons of good things to eat here.
[03:48] Kaede
    Right, Chifusa-sama?
[03:49] Chifusa
    We're not wasting any more time.
[03:51] Chifusa
    We need to get to our destination, fast.
[03:53] Kaede
    Aww, Chifusa-sama, you meanie!
[03:58] Girl
    He never looks at my face, just my tits!
[04:01] Girl
    Aww, really?
[04:03] Girl
    There's more to a girl
    than her melons, you know?
[04:08] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono... I got you caught up
    in our clan's struggles.
[04:14] Chifusa
    Why must women be born into this world
    with these things called "breasts"?
[04:20] Kaede
    Why? Hmm...
[04:23] Kaede
    'Cause if you didn't have boobs,
[04:26] Kaede
    you wouldn't know which side is your front
    and which is your back!
[04:32] Kaede
    You were just thinking,
    "Well, how can you tell, then, washboard?"
[04:37] Kaede
    Weren't you?
[04:38] Chifusa
    N-No, I wasn't...
[04:42] Kaede
    Squeeze!
[04:46] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, hurry up and learn Breast Flowing
    already and give me some of your breasts!
[04:47] Chifusa
    Come on, stop it!
[04:53] Chifusa
    Stop throwing a tantrum, Kaede!
[04:59] Man
    Good! Keep it up!
[05:04] Mie
    Boobs!
[05:11] Kaede
    A-Amazing...
[05:13] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[05:14] Chifusa
    But who was that?
[05:22] Mie
    What a coincidence!
[05:24] Mie
    I never thought I'd see you two again!
[05:26] Kaede
    I was surprised, too!
[05:29] Kaede
    I didn't think I'd see you here, my lord!
[05:31] Chifusa
    But what are you doing here, Mie-dono?
[05:35] Mie
    Right now, I am not Mie Hatomune,
    the ruler of Mie Province.
[05:40] Mie
    I am instead the wanderer
    known as Chichida Munenoshin!
SIGN    Chichida Munenoshin
SIGN    Chichida Munenoshin
[05:46] Chifusa
    Chichi (Tits)...
[05:47] Kaede
    Mune (Breasts)...?
[05:49] Townspeople
    It's been so long, Mune-san!
[05:51] Townspeople
    Where did you get off to this time?
[05:55] Townspeople
    It must be nice, just wandering all day!
[05:57] Townspeople
    Hey, Mune! How about a drink tonight?
[06:01] Mie
    Sure thing!
[06:01] Kids
    Wow, it's Mune-san!
[06:03] Mie
    Yeah!
[06:04] Kids
    Teach us how to fight with a sword again!
[06:05] Mie
    Sure!
[06:06] Townspeople
    Hello, Mune-san!
[06:08] Townspeople
    Stop at our place, too, Mune-san!
[06:12] Kaede
    He's actually really popular!
[06:15] Mie
    I hide my identity and walk among the people,
[06:18] Mie
    to learn things that I could
    never learn in my castle.
[06:24] Kaede
    Maybe I was wrong about him.
[06:26] Kaede
    I thought he was just a huge pervert.
[06:29] Chifusa
    Yeah, so did I.
[06:35] Chifusa
    What is it, Mie-dono?
[06:43] Mie
    Boobs!
[06:45] Girl
    Aww, you're silly, Mune-san.
[06:47] Mie
    U-Uncle! Uncle!
[06:49] Townspeople
    There he goes again.
[06:52] Townspeople
    He'd be a good guy if it weren't for that!
[06:54] Townspeople
    Eww! It's a pervert samurai!
[06:59] Mie
    Boobs!
[07:01] Girl
    No!
[07:04] Mie
    Boobs!
[07:05] Girl
    You're such a goof, Munenoshin!
[07:09] Mie
    Boobs!
[07:10] Girl
    Not happening!
[07:16] Mie
    Bartender, give me another tit...
    I mean, drink.
[07:21] Chifusa
    You're here to learn about
    the people's problems, huh?
[07:25] Chifusa
    What are you actually here for?
[07:27] Kaede
    Why are boobs so important to you?
[07:33] Mie
    If you ask me why,
    I can only give you one answer.
[07:37] Mie
    Because boobs are there!
[07:42] Kaede
    He's just a perv.
[07:44] Chifusa
    Boobs are all anybody cares about, huh?
[07:47] Chifusa
    Boobs, and tits.
[07:50] Mie
    Humans are born with breasts.
[07:53] Mie
    So it is human to seek them out.
[07:57] Mie
    I have a question for you, then.
[07:59] Mie
    Why are the breasts placed side-by-side,
    instead of on top of each other?
[08:04] Chifusa
    Why are the breasts...?
[08:07] Kaede
    Because it'd be really
    freaky-looking, obviously!
[08:11] Mie
    Because they are always side-by-side...
    That is, they are equal!
[08:19] Chifusa
    Boobs... are equal?
[08:22] Mie
    Be they big, be they small, be they saggy...
[08:27] Mie
    They are still boobs!
[08:30] Mie
    Heaven does not create
    one breast above another!
[08:34] Chifusa
    Heaven does not create
    one breast above another...
[08:37] Kaede
    So, what exactly does that mean?
[08:40] Mie
    You see, heaven made this
    incredible treasure called breasts.
[08:45] Mie
    And right now, I am starved of them!
[08:52] Mie
    I can't take it anymore...
[08:53] Mie
    Let me feel your breasts!
[09:00] Chifusa
    That's going too far, you pervert daimyo!
[09:03] Kaede
    Wait, Chifusa-sama!
[09:16] Chifusa
    What a waste of time that was.
[09:19] Chifusa
    In the end, all he wanted to do
    was feel up my breasts!
[09:23] Chifusa
    It makes me so mad! I was an idiot
    to listen to him for even a second.
[09:28] Kaede
    It feels like you're finally yourself again.
[09:31] Kaede
    You've been really depressed lately, you know.
[09:36] Kaede
    But after you met the lord—I mean, Mune-san,
[09:39] Kaede
    you went back to the Chifusa-sama I know.
[09:44] Chifusa
    You're right.
[09:46] Chifusa
    Listening to Mie-dono made me forget
    whatever it was I was worried about.
[09:50] Chifusa
    The things he said were just that dumb.
[09:53] Kaede
    Maybe he's actually a good guy!
[09:57] Chifusa
    A good guy, huh?
[09:59] (Flashback) Mie
    Boobs!
[10:03] Chifusa
    No, no, no!
[10:04] Chifusa
    He's just an idiot!
[10:07] Kaede
    It wouldn't kill you to let him feel up your
    chest as thanks for helping you feel better.
[10:12] Kaede
    It's not like they'll get smaller.
[10:14] Chifusa
    That's not the issue!
[10:19] Assassin
    You're Manyu Chifusa, yes?
[10:21] Assassin
    Your clan has sent me to capture you.
[10:29] Assassin
    You're a fool.
[10:31] Assassin
    Giving up your position as heir
    and fleeing the village...
[10:35] Assassin
    In the end, I guess you're just
    the daughter of an outsider.
[10:38] Chifusa
    Not only did I let him get between me
    and the sun, I let him draw his sword...
[10:45] Chifusa
    He might be able to hit me before I draw.
[10:48] Chifusa
    Can I draw fast enough
    when he steps in to strike?
[10:51] Chifusa
    What should I do?
[10:53] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, I'll distract him!
[10:56] Chifusa
    No!
[11:02] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[11:03] Chifusa
    No!
[11:05] Assassin
    Too slow.
SIGN    Restaurant
SIGN    We Have Boobs
[11:13] Lord
    'Cause you see, they're always
    side-by-side... That is, they are equal!
[11:18] Lord
    Heaven does not create
    one breast above another!
[11:22] Lord
    So I'll have an equal amount of fun
    with all of your breasts!
[11:27] Lord
    Now, let me get a good feel.
[11:30] Girls
    Aww, Mune-sama, you're so silly!
[11:32] Mie
    O-Oww!
[11:34] Manager
    I'm afraid your time's about up...
[11:37] Mie
    I'll extend it, of course!
[11:38] Manager
    Thanks!
[11:46] Mie
    Wh-What happened to you?
[11:48] Mie
    You're...
[11:50] Kaede
    Ch-Chifusa-sama was attacked...
    by a Manyu assassin!
[11:55] Mie
    What?
[11:57] Tanima
    I told you not to bring
    any trouble here, you know!
[12:03] Tanima
    Things are touchy right now.
[12:05] Tanima
    I can't have them finding out about us.
[12:08] Assassin
    Just shut up and do what the Manyu tell you.
[12:12] Assassin
    If you want to continue getting
    what we've been giving you.
[12:18] Tanima
    So what are you going to do with this girl?
[12:22] Tanima
    Kill her?
[12:24] Assassin
    No. I'm bringing her back.
[12:27] Assassin
    The order was to take
    her back alive, if I could.
[12:36] Assassin
    Looks like you've been
    keeping it close to your chest.
[12:40] Tanima
    Th-This is the secret scroll?
[12:42] Tanima
    The one that contains all the tricks
    for making breasts bigger?
[12:46] Tanima
    With this, I could...
[12:48] Assassin
    That contains the clan's greatest secrets.
[12:50] Assassin
    Only the heir to the clan may hold it.
[12:52] Assassin
    Certainly not a man like you.
[13:02] Assassin
    They say you can steal breasts.
[13:06] Assassin
    I guess stealing's something you're good at.
[13:09] Assassin
    Now, how many of these secrets
    have you shared with the world?
[13:16] Assassin
    Let's settle in and have a nice, long chat.
[13:23] Assassin
    Which do you prefer?
[13:29] Assassin
    I like the look in your eyes.
[13:31] Assassin
    It's just turning me on more.
[13:39] Assassin
    I'll save my fun for last.
[13:54] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[13:56] Mie
    Are you awake?
SIGN    Restaurant
[14:01] Mie
    Wait! It was just a joke!
[14:04] Mie
    I'm not interested in flat girls, anyway!
[14:06] Kaede
    Where's Chifusa-sama? Where's Chifusa-sama?!
[14:08] Mie
    D-Don't worry.
[14:11] Mie
    I've got a good idea of where she is.
[14:19] Mie
    All right. I understand.
[14:26] Kaede
    Was that a spy?
[14:29] Mie
    So I was right.
[14:35] Mie
    Remember the "spirited aboob" incident
    the Manyu were involved in?
[14:39] Mie
    Following that, I began an
    investigation inside my lands.
[14:44] Mie
    That magistrate wasn't the only one working
    with the Manyu. Several others were, as well.
[14:51] Mie
    And this mansion, in particular,
    has been suspicious lately.
[14:57] Kaede
    Then go to the magistrate's office
    and have them do something!
[15:00] Kaede
    You're a lord, right?
[15:02] Kaede
    You can go to the guardhouse
    right now, and...
[15:04] Mie
    The guards won't know my face,
[15:07] Mie
    and the magistrates would
    make too big a deal out of it.
[15:10] Mie
    You don't want this attracting
    a lot of attention, either, right?
[15:14] Kaede
    That doesn't mean
    you have to sneak in yourself...
[15:21] Mie
    I can't take this lack of boobs any longer!
[15:26] Girls
    Come here, to the sound of the boobs!
[15:30] Tanima
    Where are they? Where are they?
[15:31] Girls
    Come here, to the sound of the boobs!
[15:36] Girls
    Come here, to the sound...
[15:39] Tanima
    I can't just let him
    have those tits to himself!
[15:48] Chifusa
    Damn it!
[15:55] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:57] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[15:58] Kaede
    I'm so glad you're all right!
[16:06] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, d-don't tell me
    he's been using those on you!
[16:10] Chifusa
    Don't start imagining things!
[16:12] Chifusa
    Mie-dono? Why...?
[16:14] Mie
    Don't worry.
[16:15] Mie
    I can't leave a pair of boobs in need...
[16:19] Chifusa
    Mie-dono?
[16:27] Man
    You're sure about this, Tanima-sama?
[16:29] Tanima
    We're taking a big risk
    letting him use this mansion.
[16:32] Tanima
    If I can't at least have some fun
    with her, it's not worth—
[16:36] Tanima
    What?!
[16:38] Tanima
    What do you think you're doing?!
[16:40] Tanima
    Hey?
[16:41] Mie
    Boobs!
[16:44] Mie
    Was it you?
[16:47] Mie
    Or was it you?
[16:49] Mie
    Who harmed these perfect boobs?
[16:54] Chifusa
    M-Mie-dono?
[16:57] Tanima
    D-Don't you know that I'm
    Tanima Sennai, the magistrate?
[17:03] Mie
    I'm sure you recognize my face,
    as well, don't you?
[17:11] Tanima
    My lord?
[17:12] Mie
    Indeed! I am Mie Hatomune,
    ruler of this province!
[17:16] Mie
    Now, get on your knees!
[17:18] Tanima
    Y-Yes, my lord!
[17:20] Mie
    So even you were working with the Manyu, huh?
[17:24] Mie
    You're going to tell me everything!
[17:27] Mie
    And if I don't like what I hear...
    You're a samurai.
[17:31] Mie
    You know what that means, right?
[17:33] Tanima
    A fake...?
[17:34] Mie
    What?
[17:36] Tanima
    There's no reason for His Lordship to be here!
[17:38] Tanima
    You're a fake, pretending to be His Lordship!
[17:41] Tanima
    Intruders! Everyone, come out!
[17:43] Tanima
    Come out! Come out!
[17:47] Tanima
    Kill the impostor!
[17:50] Mie
    Boobs!
[17:57] Mie
    Very well!
[17:58] Mie
    Come at me, fools!
[18:00] Tanima
    Kill him!
[18:03] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[18:06] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:17] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:19] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:27] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:29] Tanima
    Wh-What are you doing?
[18:30] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:31] Tanima
    Get him!
[18:35] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:37] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[18:41] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs!
[18:44] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:48] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[18:54] Mie
    Boobs!
[18:57] Chifusa
    Wow.
[18:59] Kaede
    Some people just surprise you, huh?
[19:03] Assassin
    I was planning on saving my fun for later...
[19:06] Assassin
    but I won't let you live this time.
[19:09] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:14] Chifusa
    I will not be defeated!
[19:16] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs!
[19:21] Chifusa
    I've seen his approach once already.
[19:23] Mie
    Boobs!
[19:25] Chifusa
    He might be fast...
[19:26] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs!
[19:33] Chifusa
    ...but I'm faster!
[19:38] Chifusa
    Mie-dono!
[19:39] Mie
    Seems you've wrapped things up.
[19:41] Mie
    I'm about finished here, as well.
[19:45] Mie
    Boobs!
[19:46] Mie
    I mean... Die!
[19:51] Mie
    Damn those Manyu.
[19:54] Mie
    They think they can get away
    with this in my lands, huh?
[19:57] Chifusa
    Mie-dono, I don't know how to thank you.
[20:00] Mie
    Aww, I don't need thanks.
[20:03] Mie
    Just let me feel up those boobs...
[20:09] Mie
    What?
[20:10] Mie
    Are you not feeling well?
[20:13] Chifusa
    U-Um...
[20:15] Chifusa
    Well...
[20:17] Chifusa
    J-Just this once.
[20:22] Mie
    O-Of course I'm joking!
[20:26] Mie
    I can't fondle your boobs if you
    don't look like you're enjoying it!
[20:30] Mie
    I'm leaving!
[20:34] Chifusa
    Mie-dono...
[20:39] Kaede
    He turned out to be a good guy after all.
[20:43] Chifusa
    Yeah.
[20:44] Chifusa
    I've never seen you like that before, though.
[20:48] Chifusa
    "J-Just this once," you said!
[20:51] Chifusa
    H-Hey! I felt like I had to!
[20:55] Kaede
    Aww, your face is all red!
[20:58] Kaede
    Haha!
[20:59] Kaede
    "J-Just this once."
[21:01] Chifusa
    Are you a little kid?
[21:05] Chifusa
    That was so humiliating for me!
[21:13] Retainer
    My lord, this time you won't escape.
[21:18] Mie
    Boobs...
[21:20] Mie
    I should've gotten a good feel after all.
SIGN    When one wishes boobs
[21:24] Mie
    "When one wishes boobs
    were close at hand to fondle,
SIGN    were close at hand to fondle,
SIGN    they cannot be found.
[21:27] Mie
    they cannot be found."
SIGN    -Mie
[23:11] Retainer
    Everyone, get out here!
[23:14] Retainer
    His Lordship has fled again!
[23:17] Mie
    Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[23:20] Mie
    Boobs... Boobs...
[23:22] Kaede
    He's gone.
[23:23] Kaede
    You can do the preview now, Chifusa-sama.
[23:25] Chifusa
    O-Okay!
[23:26] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "The Love of a Flower Bud."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Love of a Flower Bud
[23:29] Chifusa
    Even the smallest breasts have a soul!
[23:31] Kaede
    Yay! Next time it's my episode!
[23:33] Kaede
    "J-Just this once."

E9 - The Love of a Flower Bud

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[00:17] Kaede
    Good morning.
[00:20] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[00:22] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[00:23] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[00:31] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama?
[00:32] Chifusa
    Am I dreaming?
[00:35] Kaede
    It's not a dream.
[00:37] Kaede
    Touch them for yourself!
[00:39] Chifusa
    O-Okay!
[00:46] Kaede
    Well?
[00:48] Chifusa
    They're breasts.
[00:50] Kaede
    They're breasts.
[00:52] Chifusa
    Can I touch them a little more?
[00:54] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you pervert.
[00:57] Chifusa
    It's not like that...
[01:00] Kaede
    If you fondle them that strongly...
[01:05] Chifusa
    They're breasts...
[01:15] Chifusa
    What's this?
SIGN    K-01 Air Bust 100
    Just 10 ryo, 3 bu!
    
    Ah... This weight
    feels so real!
[01:18] Chifusa
    "Ah... This weight feels so real!"
[01:22] Chifusa
    Fake breasts, "Air Bust... 100"?
[01:25] Chifusa
    And it costs 10 ryo and 3 bu?
[01:27] Chifusa
    Kaede...!
[01:30] Kaede
    I really wanted breasts... sob.
[01:31] Chifusa
    Grr!
[01:35] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[01:39] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[01:43] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:47] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:49] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:53] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:58] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[02:01] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[02:03] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[02:08] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[02:12] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    The Love of a Flower Bud
SIGN    The Love of a Flower Bud
[03:58] Kaede
    Aww, and they were expensive, too.
[04:01] Chifusa
    We can't make it over the mountains
    hauling those fake boobs.
[04:05] Chifusa
    You and my sister both...
[04:07] Chifusa
    Is it that important to have giant jugs?
[04:09] Kaede
    Of course it is!
[04:11] Kaede
    I mean, I know you're trying to create a world
    where breast size doesn't matter, but...
[04:19] Chifusa
    Want some dumplings?
[04:26] Kaede
    No!
[04:35] Kaede
    You know, I used to be bigger than you.
[04:43] (Flashback) Kaede
    They're so small.
[04:45] (Flashback) Chifusa
    That's not true.
[04:46] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Nyooo!
[04:49] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Dang it!
[04:51] (Flashback) Kaede
    Kaede wins!
[04:57] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Stop poking the tips!
[05:03] Kaede
    We used to compare who was bigger all the time.
[05:07] Kaede
    And each time we'd either
    get excited or really depressed.
[05:10] Chifusa
    Some of us still get depressed.
[05:13] Kaede
    You don't have enough kindness
    in your heart toward tiny tits.
[05:16] Chifusa
    Tiny tits?
[05:17] Kaede
    Mine, specifically!
[05:19] Kaede
    The old guy at the tea house was no different.
[05:20] Kaede
    The way he treated you compared to me
    was night and day!
[05:24] Kaede
    He even gave you free dumplings!
[05:26] Kaede
    That's discrimination!
[05:28] Chifusa
    In the end, you were the one who ate them!
[05:31] Kaede
    That's not the issue!
[05:34] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you're no better than he is!
[05:37] Kaede
    You sure didn't look upset about it!
[05:39] Kaede
    I'm disappointed in you!
[05:57] Kaede
    Oww! What just happened?
[05:59] Itamune
    I'm so sorry.
[06:04] Itamune
    Are you hurt?
[06:09] Kaede
    Not at all! But are you all right?
[06:12] Itamune
    I'm fine.
[06:13] Itamune
    Have you seen my glasses, though?
[06:14] Itamune
    Glasses, glasses...
[06:16] Spy
    Is this what you're looking for?
[06:18] Itamune
    Yes, thank y—
[06:22] Spies
    You sure made us run around looking for you.
[06:24] Spies
    You may be a wimp, but you're fast.
[06:27] Kaede
    Um...
[06:28] Itamune
    I was suddenly attacked
    while I was traveling.
[06:30] Spies
    You've got bad luck.
[06:32] Spies
    I don't like killing if I don't have to,
[06:35] Spies
    but now you're going to die with him!
[06:42] Chifusa
    That's right.
[06:44] Chifusa
    I do have bad luck, if I'm getting
    caught up in this nonsense.
[06:48] Spies
    You're...
[06:50] Spies
    I didn't think we'd find
    prey like this out here.
[06:55] Spies
    Maybe luck is on my side—
[07:02] Spies
    B-B-Boss!
[07:04] Spies
    Damn you!
[07:05] Spies
    Wait!
[07:09] Chifusa
    Sheesh.
[07:13] Chifusa
    Manyu spies?
[07:16] Kaede
    But they were so weak.
[07:17] Chifusa
    I was the one who defeated them, though.
[07:20] Chifusa
    You. Are you hurt?
[07:21] Itamune
    No, thanks to you,
[07:23] Itamune
    I'm f-f-f...
SIGN    123
SIGN    680,000
[07:33] Itamune
    You! You are the model I've been looking for!
SIGN    Painter
    
    
    Itamune Sakoji
[07:38] Itamune
    I'm a painter.
[07:41] Itamune
    My name is Itamune Sakoji.
[07:46] Itamune
    For four years I've walked these lands,
[07:50] Itamune
    discovering hidden beauties and painting them.
[07:55] Itamune
    But...!
[07:56] Itamune
    No matter how much I painted,
    my heart remained unfulfilled.
[07:59] Itamune
    Somewhere out there, I knew,
    a lone flower awaited me.
[08:03] Itamune
    And at last, I've found her! My sweet pea!
[08:06] Chifusa
    Aww...
[08:07] Itamune
    This must be fate!
[08:09] Itamune
    Destiny!
[08:10] Itamune
    You, ma'am, are a beauty like none other!
[08:12] Chifusa
    You're flattering me...
[08:14] Itamune
    I can't let my life as a painter
    end without painting you!
[08:17] Chifusa
    But you know...
[08:18] Itamune
    Please, be my model for a painting!
[08:23] Kaede
    Me?
[08:25] Itamune
    Yes!
[08:26] Itamune
    You are my sweet pea!
[08:29] Chifusa
    Actually, we're being chased ourselves.
    We don't have time for this.
[08:34] Kaede
    Aww, come on, Chifusa-sama!
[08:36] Itamune
    Really?
[08:38] Itamune
    Give me two days—no, just one day!
[08:40] Chifusa
    N-No!
[08:42] Kaede
    What? You're just mad because
    you didn't get picked to be a model!
[08:45] Chifusa
    I-It's not like that.
[08:48] Kaede
    I'm right, aren't I?
[08:50] Kaede
    Look at you panic!
[08:51] Chifusa
    Wh-What?
[08:53] Chifusa
    Come on, we're leaving!
[08:54] Kaede
    No!
[08:56] Kaede
    Come on!
[08:57] Kaede
    We can spare a day!
[08:59] Kaede
    Just go on without me.
[09:01] Kaede
    You're the one they're after.
[09:03] Chifusa
    What?
[09:07] Kaede
    Let's go!
[09:09] Itamune
    O-Okay...
[09:13] Chifusa
    W-Well, fine, then!
[09:17] Itamune
    Was it really okay for you to say that?
[09:19] Kaede
    It's fine!
[09:21] Kaede
    I mean, Chifusa-sama says that it doesn't
    matter how big your boobs are,
[09:26] Kaede
    but she gets excited whenever
    anybody gawks at her. It's annoying!
[09:30] Kaede
    She needs to learn her lesson.
[09:34] Itamune
    All right, let's get a room
    at that inn town to do the painting.
[09:45] Kaede
    This room is beautiful.
[09:46] Kaede
    I've never stayed anywhere like this before.
[09:49] Itamune
    You haven't?
[09:54] Kaede
    No...
[09:55] Itamune
    Kaede-san?
[09:57] Kaede
    I got a little nervous.
[10:02] Kaede
    Um...
[10:04] Kaede
    Thank you for choosing me, Itamune-san.
[10:08] Itamune
    Just call me Sakoji.
[10:11] Kaede
    Sakoji-san.
[10:13] Itamune
    Yes.
[10:22] Kaede
    It's a festival day?
[10:23] Itamune
    Why don't we go have some fun first?
[11:10] (Flashback) Chifusa
    It's spinning more than usual!
[11:16] Itamune
    It's beautiful, isn't it?
[11:26] Kaede
    That's right!
[11:27] Itamune
    I see.
[11:30] Kaede
    That was so much fun.
[11:36] Drunk
    Watch where you're going, flat girl!
[11:40] Itamune
    Are you okay?
[11:42] Kaede
    Yes.
[11:43] Itamune
    What a terrible thing to say.
[11:45] Kaede
    It's fine. That's just what the world
    is like right now for people like me.
[11:49] Itamune
    Don't say that. To me, at least, you're...
[11:54] Itamune
    No, nothing.
[11:56] Itamune
    Let's head back to the inn.
[12:06] Itamune
    Now, let's begin.
[12:09] Kaede
    Yes? Um, what do I do?
[12:11] Itamune
    Can you take your clothes off?
[12:19] Kaede
    My clothes?
[12:21] Itamune
    I draw women nude.
[12:24] Kaede
    But...
[12:27] Itamune
    Don't worry.
[12:31] Itamune
    It's just this one picture.
[12:33] Kaede
    N-No.
[12:35] Itamune
    Why?
[12:37] Kaede
    Because I'm embarrassed.
[12:41] Itamune
    All right.
[12:42] Itamune
    I won't lay a finger on you.
[12:45] Itamune
    But...
[12:48] Itamune
    Please.
[12:49] Itamune
    You're the only one I can ask to do this.
[13:04] Itamune
    Will you move your hands?
[13:07] Kaede
    Okay...
[13:29] Itamune
    Splendid.
[13:31] Kaede
    You really think so?
[13:33] Itamune
    Yes.
[13:35] Itamune
    Will you turn to the side?
[13:36] Kaede
    Okay...
[13:42] Itamune
    Now turn in a circle.
[13:47] Itamune
    Yes, slowly.
[13:57] Kaede
    Why...?
[13:59] Kaede
    All he's doing is looking at me, but...
[14:01] Itamune
    Beautiful...
[14:03] Itamune
    Smooth, pure skin.
[14:07] Itamune
    Tiny, bud-like nipples...
[14:12] Itamune
    And more than anything...
[14:14] Itamune
    gently sloping breasts
    whose growth stopped partway.
[14:18] Itamune
    A chest on which not a single shadow falls!
[14:22] Itamune
    I knew I was right!
[14:24] Itamune
    You are the perfect flat girl
    that I've been looking for!
[14:37] Kaede
    You jerk!
[14:40] Itamune
    Kaede-san!
[14:44] Chifusa
    I see.
[14:45] Chifusa
    So that's what this was about.
[14:50] Chifusa
    I heard what you were saying to her.
[14:52] Itamune
    You're...
[14:54] Chifusa
    I knew it wrong to do so,
[14:55] Chifusa
    but I was worried about Kaede,
    so I followed you.
[15:00] Itamune
    Why is Kaede...
[15:03] Chifusa
    She lost the breasts she once had.
[15:12] (Flashback) Munenori
    Even if you were her servant, you still tried
    to flee the village alongside the traitor.
[15:18] (Flashback) Munenori
    We won't kill you.
[15:21] (Flashback) Munenori
    Those who live by the law of breasts
[15:24] (Flashback) Munenori
    must pay for their sins with their breasts.
[15:31] Spies
    Oh, my.
[15:33] Spies
    What are you doing here all alone?
[15:36] Itamune
    So her flat chest wasn't
    something she was born with.
[15:40] Itamune
    And I had no idea...
[15:44] Chifusa
    Why did you decide to draw flat girls?
[15:46] Chifusa
    Breast size is everything in this world.
[15:49] Itamune
    I know.
[15:51] Itamune
    Nobody buys pictures of flat girls.
[15:55] Chifusa
    Then you know how much
    those without breasts suffer.
[16:01] Kaede
    You're the ones from earlier...?
[16:06] Spies
    Where's the girl from the clan?
[16:09] Spies
    Killing that wimpy man
    seemed like a waste of time.
[16:13] Spies
    But I really am lucky, I guess,
[16:15] Spies
    'cause I found the traitor!
[16:20] Kaede
    You're with the Manyu!
[16:22] Spies
    Give up!
[16:24] Spies
    Hmm... Maybe we can use you as a hostage.
[16:30] Spies
    Or maybe...
[16:33] Spies
    There's really nothing there, huh?
[16:35] Spies
    I heard they took your breasts
    for being a traitor.
[16:42] Spies
    A flat Manyu girl...
[16:46] Spies
    Hilarious.
[16:48] Spies
    You bring shame to the Manyu!
[16:50] Spies
    And one who brings such shame...
    would be better off dead!
[16:55] Itamune
    Hold it!
[16:58] Spies
    Boss!
[17:01] Spies
    You!
[17:02] Spies
    Stay out of this, wimp!
[17:04] Itamune
    I can't do that!
[17:06] Kaede
    Sakoji-san!
[17:07] Itamune
    Kaede-san is my model.
[17:09] Itamune
    I won't let you touch her!
[17:13] Spies
    So the flat-chick painter
    wants to draw the boobless girl?
[17:17] Spies
    Sounds about right.
[17:19] Spies
    I'll kill you along with her.
[17:23] Spies
    You're going to die here because you started
    drawing flat girls on some crazy whim.
[17:29] Spies
    Fool.
[17:31] Spies
    In the end, nobody ever cared about your art.
[17:35] Spies
    How about drawing some
    real breasts before the end?
[17:39] Spies
    See? I'm much hotter than she is!
[17:44] Itamune
    Nonsense!
[17:45] Itamune
    The day when flat girls rule shall come!
[17:48] Itamune
    I was just born a hundred years too soon!
[17:51] Itamune
    No, even now, I'm sure there are people
    who want pictures of flat girls!
[17:55] Itamune
    The world is wrong for thinking
    big boobs are better!
[18:00] Itamune
    I'll change the world with my art!
[18:08] Itamune
    You said you're from the Manyu Clan, right?
[18:10] Itamune
    You must've come after me
    because you were afraid of that.
[18:13] Itamune
    But it's useless.
[18:15] Itamune
    Your threats don't scare me!
[18:18] Itamune
    Because I love...
[18:21] Itamune
    flat...
[18:22] Itamune
    girls...
[18:22] Itamune
    more than anyone in the world!
[18:27] Itamune
    World!
[18:28] Itamune
    World!
[18:30] Itamune
    World...!
[18:33] Itamune
    I'm sorry for not considering
    your feelings back there.
[18:36] Itamune
    But I mean every word I say.
[18:39] Itamune
    Can you understand my true feelings?
[18:45] Kaede
    But in a hundred years from now,
    I won't be flat, I'll just be bones...
[18:49] Itamune
    I'll use my art to bring
    that era fifty years closer!
[18:53] Kaede
    You jerk...
[18:55] Itamune
    You heard me.
[18:58] Itamune
    So put those lumps of fat away.
[19:04] Spies
    "Lumps of fat"? That's not very nice.
[19:06] Chifusa
    Indeed.
[19:07] Chifusa
    "Lumps of fat" is just a mean thing to say.
[19:10] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[19:12] Chifusa
    I see.
[19:13] Chifusa
    If you're Manyu assassins...
[19:16] Chifusa
    I don't need to hold back, do I?
[19:20] Spies
    Um, please go easy on us...
[19:23] Spies
    No!
[19:34] Kaede
    Sorry for being so selfish.
[19:39] Kaede
    I apologize for the trouble I caused.
[19:43] Kaede
    I'm a failure as your servant, aren't I?
[19:53] Chifusa
    You're ready.
[20:06] Chifusa
    You're beautiful.
[20:08] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[20:13] Chifusa
    Go.
[20:16] Kaede
    Okay!
[20:38] Itamune
    Kaede-san, would you like to come with me?
[20:42] Itamune
    You're my ideal...
[20:45] Kaede
    Thank you.
[20:47] Kaede
    That makes me really happy.
[20:51] Kaede
    But... I'm sorry.
[20:54] Kaede
    I really do want my breasts back.
[20:57] Kaede
    I'm going to travel with Chifusa-sama
    and get them back.
[21:01] Kaede
    You wouldn't want to
    see me with breasts, right?
[21:15] Chifusa
    You're sure about this?
[21:17] Kaede
    Yes.
[23:10] Kaede
    Flaaat! Now, next week on Manyu Scroll...
[23:14] Chifusa
    Kaede, did you just say "flat"?
[23:17] Kaede
    I did not! Flaaat! Now, as for the preview...
[23:20] Chifusa
    If you want to stay
    with the painter, you can...
[23:23] Kaede
    Flat!
[23:24] Kaede
    Come on, just do the preview.
[23:26] Chifusa
    N-Next time on Manyu Scroll,
    "The Breast Severing of the Beginning."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Breast Severing of the Beginning
[23:30] Chifusa
    You never forget your first breasts!
[23:31] Kaede
    Flat!

E10 - The Breast Severing of the Beginning

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SIGN    Eight Years Ago
[00:23] (Flashback) Father
    Ouka!
[00:26] (Flashback) Ouka
    Father!
[00:28] (Flashback) Father
    We need to talk. Come with me.
[00:32] (Flashback) Ouka
    What's wrong? You look so serious...
[00:36] (Flashback) Father
    The main family has sent a messenger.
[00:38] (Flashback) Father
    They want to challenge you to a duel!
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    The Breast Severing of the Beginning
SIGN    The Breast Severing of the Beginning
[02:38] Kaede
    I have returned!
[02:41] Chifusa
    Kaede, is that you?
[02:42] Kaede
    How are you feeling?
[02:45] Chifusa
    My fever still isn't going down.
[02:48] Chifusa
    And we're almost to Munamori Village.
[02:52] Chifusa
    I feel so pathetic.
[02:53] Kaede
    All the exhaustion from your journey's
    just caught up with you.
[02:56] Kaede
    Don't be in a hurry. Just get your rest.
[03:00] Kaede
    Now, get changed.
[03:01] Kaede
    Your clothes are soaked with sweat.
[03:04] Chifusa
    Okay...
[03:11] Kaede
    Raise your hair a little, please.
[03:18] Kaede
    Is it too cold?
[03:19] Chifusa
    No, it feels good.
[03:28] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, you're so hot.
[03:34] Chifusa
    I'll do that part myself.
[03:37] Kaede
    No. When you're sick, you need to let me help.
[03:42] Kaede
    Here's some medicine.
[03:43] Chifusa
    I'm going to sleep.
[03:45] Kaede
    Come on, now.
[03:51] Chifusa
    What are you writing?
[03:53] Kaede
    This?
[03:54] Kaede
    A record of how big your breasts have grown!
[03:58] Chifusa
    When did you start keeping records?
[04:02] Kaede
    Since back when we lived in the village.
[04:04] Kaede
    I check each time I help you get changed,
    so it's not too obvious.
[04:08] Chifusa
    I had no idea...
[04:10] Kaede
    It took me two years to get to the point
[04:11] Kaede
    where I could do it with perfect accuracy
    without using measuring tape!
SIGN    Boobs
[04:17] Kaede
    And since we left the village,
[04:19] Kaede
    all that slicing and sucking has been
    making them grow all the time!
[04:21] Kaede
    I can't stop looking at them!
[04:25] Kaede
    What are you doing? This is my life's work!
[04:28] Chifusa
    You weren't holding back with that punch...
[04:30] Kaede
    You can use this to tell
    how many breasts you've absorbed.
[04:36] Kaede
    By the way, my calculations show that
[04:38] Kaede
    if you were to return Kagefusa-sama's
    breasts, and all those of the other girls,
[04:43] Kaede
    your bust would be smaller than
    it was when we left the village.
[04:47] Chifusa
    Let me see that!
SIGN    Boobs
SIGN    Kagefusa
SIGN    Boobalicious
     Dreams
SIGN    Trouble
     at Inn
SIGN    Boob-
     Shaking
     Festival
SIGN    Lord Mie
SIGN    Octopus
SIGN    Oiso-san
SIGN    Manyu
     Assassins
     (Lots)
SIGN    Temple of Hills
     and Valleys
SIGN    Boob Thief
SIGN    Ouka
SIGN    Lord Mie
     Again
[04:50] Chifusa
    I see. This is easy to read, yeah.
SIGN    Temple of Hills
     and Valleys
SIGN    Boob Thief
SIGN    Ouka
[04:59] Chifusa
    So that's the pain of having
    your breasts severed...
[05:03] Chifusa
    How many people did I make suffer
    like that when I stole their breasts?
[05:08] Chifusa
    And...
[05:16] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, are you cold?
[05:19] Kaede
    I'll warm you up with my body heat!
[05:22] Kaede
    You know, like people do when
    they get lost on snowy mountains.
[05:27] Kaede
    N-Never mind.
[05:29] Chifusa
    Thanks...
[05:39] Chifusa
    You're so warm.
[05:40] Kaede
    It's been eight years since you last
    got sick and collapsed like this.
[05:46] Kaede
    Don't you remember?
[05:48] Kaede
    Got sick and collapsed? Did I...?
[05:53] (Flashback) Munenori
    You're sure?
[05:55] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    They're clearly larger than before.
[06:00] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama?
[06:04] Chifusa
    Oh, no...
SIGN    Hakone Border Checkpoint
[06:26] Muneyuki
    Indeed.
[06:27] Muneyuki
    Every last one, down to the servants,
    is as your letter stated.
[06:30] Omichi
    Are we the last ones, then?
[06:33] Omichi
    Omine.
[06:34] Omine
    Yes, mother.
[06:46] Muneyuki
    Omichi-sama, wife of provincial ruler Tomioka.
[06:49] Muneyuki
    And her daughter, Omine-sama.
[06:51] Muneyuki
    I have confirmed the size of your breasts.
[06:53] Omichi
    Thank you.
[06:55] Omichi
    Are these breast inspections truly necessary?
[07:00] Muneyuki
    I'm afraid it's the law.
[07:03] Omichi
    It's a hard thing for an
    unmarried girl, though.
[07:06] Omichi
    See how red she is?
[07:10] Omichi
    It doesn't make her breasts any smaller,
    but it's still embarrassing.
[07:13] Omichi
    Of course, if someone were to marry her,
    that would change things.
[07:17] Omichi
    How about it, Muneyuki-dono?
[07:19] Muneyuki
    Tomioka-sama's lands produce over
    300,000 koku of rice each year.
[07:22] Muneyuki
    He wouldn't want her
    marrying someone like me...
[07:24] Omichi
    Nonsense.
[07:26] Omichi
    You can see my daughter herself
    is open to the idea.
[07:30] Omine
    Mother!
[07:32] Muneyuki
    Please don't tease me like that.
[07:35] Muneyuki
    Now, since my duties
    are complete, I'll be going.
[07:42] Muneyuki
    Take care on your way home.
[07:49] Omichi
    He's so stiff.
[08:03] Ouka
    Welcome back from your duties.
[08:08] Muneyuki
    Ouka?
[08:12] Ouka
    I heard you had something for me to do.
[08:18] Muneyuki
    Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!
[08:20] Muneyuki
    I'm so sick of breasts!
[08:23] Ouka
    It's strange for eldest son of the Manyu,
    and the Shogun's official breast inspector,
[08:27] Ouka
    to not like breasts.
[08:29] Muneyuki
    I didn't ask for this job.
[08:31] Muneyuki
    But I can no longer practice Manyu-Style Swordsmanship due to a tendon injury.
[08:41] Muneyuki
    You battled Chifusa, I heard.
[08:44] Ouka
    Yes. Unfortunately, she escaped, but if
    you order me to, I can immediately go—
[08:49] Muneyuki
    For now, we'll let her go.
[08:51] Muneyuki
    I have other work for you to do around Edo.
[08:56] Ouka
    Yes, sir.
[08:58] Muneyuki
    Ouka.
[09:00] Muneyuki
    It's been eight years, hasn't it?
[09:03] Muneyuki
    Do you still miss your breasts?
[09:17] (Flashback) Ouka
    Father, she's too young.
[09:21] (Flashback) Ouka
    I can't fight her with a real sword.
[09:24] (Flashback) Father
    Listen, Ouka. Only a few members
    of the main family know about this fight.
[09:28] (Flashback) Father
    You know what that means, right?
[09:31] (Flashback) Father
    They're saying that they may promise you
    a good husband, depending on the result.
[09:35] (Flashback) Father
    We are just a branch family that can't even
    learn the deepest arts of Breast Slicing.
[09:38] (Flashback) Father
    You were incredibly lucky to get this chance!
[09:43] (Flashback) Father
    At least make sure she doesn't suffer.
[09:48] (Flashback) Ouka
    Yes, sir!
[09:53] Kaede
    Is something wrong?
[09:55] Chifusa
    You're right.
[09:56] Chifusa
    I got a fever and collapsed.
[10:00] Chifusa
    You were there...
[10:05] (Flashback) Munenori
    You're sure?
[10:07] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    They're clearly larger than before.
[10:11] (Flashback) Munenori
    And this was her first time...
[10:14] (Flashback) Munenori
    Talent is a terrifying thing.
[10:16] (Flashback) Munenori
    You said your name was Kaede?
[10:19] (Flashback) Munenori
    From now on, you will be Chifusa's servant.
[10:23] (Flashback) Kaede
    O-Okay!
[10:25] Kaede
    That's right! I was given
    the role of your servant
[10:29] Kaede
    so I could take care of you!
[10:32] Chifusa
    But why did I collapse?
[10:34] Kaede
    Well, I don't know.
[10:37] Chifusa
    What happened that day?
[10:40] (Flashback) Father
    Well? Will my daughter be all right?
[10:44] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I'm afraid her breast veins
    have been completely severed.
[10:50] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    No matter what you do, they will
    never return to their original size.
[10:54] (Flashback) Father
    N-No...
[10:58] (Flashback) Ouka
    What do you think you're doing?
[11:00] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I apologize.
[11:01] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I am Manyu Muneyuki.
    I was examining your severed breasts.
[11:06] (Flashback) Ouka
    Severed...? Father?!
[11:11] (Flashback) Father
    Ouka, look at your breasts.
[11:19] (Flashback) Ouka
    No!
[11:25] Muneyuki
    Do you still hate her?
[11:36] Kaede
    Here, eat up.
[11:40] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, were you lost
    in your memories again?
[11:44] Chifusa
    Yeah...
[11:46] Kaede
    Why does it matter so much?
[11:48] Kaede
    You got a fever and collapsed,
    and I became your servant.
[11:52] Kaede
    Isn't that all that matters?
[11:54] Chifusa
    No, something else important happened.
[11:57] Chifusa
    I think, anyway.
[11:59] Kaede
    You had a lot going on back then.
[12:03] Kaede
    Kagefusa-sama was bullying you...
    Life was hard.
[12:07] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    Chifusa, don't run!
[12:11] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    You enemy of the Manyu!
[12:14] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Kagefusa, stop it.
[12:16] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Are you bullying Chifusa again?
[12:19] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    Big Bro Muneyuki!
[12:22] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I keep telling her to play nice with you...
[12:25] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I'm sorry she's so violent.
[12:33] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Mother...
[12:34] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    How long do you intend to keep crying?
[12:37] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    If you're just going to stay here
    and cry, then you're worthless!
[12:41] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Chifusa, what will it take
    to sever your sorrow?
[13:14] (Flashback) Ouka
    I-I accept defeat...
[13:17] (Flashback) Father
    You lost to that little girl
[13:19] (Flashback) Father
    and have brought shame on yourself
    by losing your breasts.
[13:22] (Flashback) Father
    You've brought shame to this household!
[13:27] (Flashback) Father
    That kid was right. Your severed
    breasts haven't grown at all.
[13:33] (Flashback) Father
    No one will want to marry someone
    with a body like yours!
[14:05] (Flashback) Women
    Wash these, too, new girl.
[14:08] (Flashback) Women
    We're freezing from working outside!
[14:10] (Flashback) Women
    I'm so cold! Time to take a bath!
[14:13] (Flashback) Women
    Get new kimonos ready for us!
[14:15] (Flashback) Ouka
    I have a request!
[14:17] (Flashback) Ouka
    Let me join you in your missions.
[14:19] (Flashback) Ouka
    I won't get in your way!
[14:21] (Flashback) Ouka
    I promise I'll be useful...
[14:24] (Flashback) Women
    Don't be stupid.
[14:26] (Flashback) Women
    If we let a girl with a washboard chest out
    in public, people would laugh at the Manyu.
[14:29] (Flashback) Women
    We took you in when you had nowhere to go.
[14:32] (Flashback) Women
    Stay here and do the chores like a good girl.
[14:34] (Flashback) Women
    And if you don't like that,
    go back home, branch family princess.
[14:38] (Flashback) Women
    I bet your parents would be too ashamed
    to let you out in public, though!
[14:51] (Flashback) Women
    How dare you!
[15:02] (Flashback) Man
    Hey, stop it!
[15:04] (Flashback) Man
    What are you doing?
[15:06] (Flashback) Man
    Ouka, put that sword down!
[15:10] (Flashback) Women
    You heard him, washboard.
[15:21] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    It's been three years.
[15:23] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I heard you've been staying with
    some of our lower-ranked ninjas.
[15:27] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    What can I do for you?
[15:29] (Flashback) Ouka
    Would you please take
    another look at my breasts?
[15:34] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I told you. It won't change anything.
[15:37] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    If that's all, I'll be going.
[15:57] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Excuse me.
[16:23] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    As I thought, nothing has changed.
[16:28] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Goodbye.
[16:31] (Flashback) Ouka
    Muneyuki-dono!
[16:33] (Flashback) Ouka
    I've heard that the Manyu's breast growth
    techniques can restore the breasts
[16:37] (Flashback) Ouka
    even after the breast veins have been severed!
[16:40] (Flashback) Ouka
    Is that true?
[16:42] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Is that what you really wanted to talk about?
[16:45] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Where did you hear—
[16:46] (Flashback) Ouka
    I'll serve as a low-ranked ninja
    for the rest of my life!
[16:50] (Flashback) Ouka
    Just please, help me!
[16:53] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Are you suffering so much with that body?
[16:55] (Flashback) Ouka
    Of course!
[16:56] (Flashback) Ouka
    A samurai's daughter with no breasts
    is worthless, even as a political tool!
[17:01] (Flashback) Ouka
    My parents hate me, and no matter
    how I practice with my sword,
[17:04] (Flashback) Ouka
    girls with bigger breasts
    will never respect me!
[17:07] (Flashback) Ouka
    And as a serving girl, I'll never
    have a chance to prove myself!
[17:13] (Flashback) Ouka
    Right now, I have nothing to live for!
[17:25] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I'll be going to Edo next month.
[17:28] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    That close to the Shogun,
    I'll have enemies both without and within.
[17:33] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I was just thinking I'd need more
    people to serve as my soldiers.
[17:36] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I need someone who can use a sword.
    I don't care how big their breasts are.
[17:41] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Many noble women in Edo have benefited
    from the secret breast growth techniques.
[17:47] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Whether you use those
    techniques to gain larger breasts...
[17:51] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    You can take a look at them before you decide.
[17:55] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    Come with me to Edo.
[17:58] (Flashback) Muneyuki
    I'll have lots of work for you to do.
[18:03] (Flashback) Ouka
    Yes, sir!
[18:06] Kaede
    You practiced hard with your sword because
    you looked up to Muneyuki-sama, right?
[18:11] Chifusa
    Yeah.
[18:21] Kaede
    You kept swinging that thing
    from morning to night.
[18:26] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama?
[18:28] Chifusa
    Almost... I've almost got it...
[18:39] Muneyuki
    Are you thinking about her again?
[18:48] Ouka
    Who's there?
[18:49] Kagefusa
    Wait! Wait! Wait!
[18:52] Muneyuki
    Ouka, put that away.
[18:54] Muneyuki
    It's someone I know.
[18:57] Kagefusa
    Hey, Big Bro Muneyuki.
[19:00] Kagefusa
    It's been a while.
[19:02] Muneyuki
    If you want to see me,
    come in through the gate.
[19:05] Kagefusa
    Sorry. I wanted to surprise you.
[19:08] Muneyuki
    So? What do you want?
[19:10] Kagefusa
    First...
[19:12] Kagefusa
    Is that girl your mistress?
[19:15] Ouka
    N-No...!
[19:18] Muneyuki
    It's your first time seeing her, isn't it?
[19:21] Muneyuki
    Sayama Ouka.
[19:22] Muneyuki
    She's serving as my ninja.
[19:25] Kagefusa
    Aww, too bad.
[19:27] Kagefusa
    Is she any good?
[19:28] Muneyuki
    Of course.
[19:29] Muneyuki
    She beat Chifusa, though the girl did escape.
[19:33] Kagefusa
    Oh?
[19:39] Muneyuki
    Want to fight her for yourself?
[19:42] Kagefusa
    Sure!
[19:47] Ouka
    Why am I doing this?
[20:05] (Flashback) Munenori
    Chifusa, draw your sword!
[20:08] (Flashback) Munenori
    Chifusa!
[20:17] (Flashback) Munenori
    Begin!
[20:39] Chifusa
    I remembered!
[20:42] Kaede
    Remembered what?
[20:43] Chifusa
    The first time I stole someone's breasts.
[20:46] Kaede
    You mean Kagefusa-sama?
[20:49] Chifusa
    No. The first time wasn't Sister...
[20:53] Chifusa
    It was much earlier.
[20:58] Kaede
    I had no idea.
[21:01] Chifusa
    Yeah. So there's one more pair
    of breasts to return.
[21:04] Kaede
    Yeah.
[21:07] Chifusa
    When I give them all back,
    I might end up flat.
[21:10] Chifusa
    I'll only be able to give you some
    if there's any left over.
[21:13] Kaede
    No! That's not fair!
[21:18] Chifusa
    I must master Breast Flowing
    by the next time we meet...
[21:24] Chifusa
    Munamori Village lies beyond that mountain!
[23:10] Ouka
    That's right! I remember!
[23:12] Ouka
    My breasts were stolen by that little girl—
[23:17] Ouka
    by the wicked Manyu Chifusa!
[23:18] Chifusa
    I'd best hurry, then.
[23:20] Chifusa
    I need to master Breast Flowing and give
    Ouka-dono back her breasts as fast as I can.
[23:24] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "The Munamori Village."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Munamori Village
[23:27] Chifusa
    Look beyond the horizon, and think about tits.
[23:31] Kaede
    I didn't get any lines in the preview!

E11 - The Munamori Village

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[00:01] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Mother! Mother!
[00:07] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    You must not come inside, Chifusa-sama!
[00:18] Kaede
    Oh, you're awake, Chifusa-sama?
[00:22] Kaede
    We're almost there.
[00:28] Chifusa
    This is my mother's village...
[00:32] Chifusa
    The village of the Munamori.
[00:40] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:43] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:48] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[00:51] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[00:54] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[00:58] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:03] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:06] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:08] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:12] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:16] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    The Munamori Village
SIGN    The Munamori Village
[02:58] Kaede
    Are we there yet?
[03:00] Kaede
    Why aren't we there yet?
[03:04] Chifusa
    Who was it who said we were almost there?
[03:07] Kaede
    Well, I thought we were!
[03:13] Chifusa
    This is...
[03:14] Kaede
    No...
[03:21] Kaede
    This is Munamori Village?
[03:25] Kaede
    This is awful...
[03:27] Chifusa
    What happened?
[03:29] Nursemaid
    What do you want?
[03:32] Nursemaid
    This place is sacred to our clan.
[03:35] Nursemaid
    Outsiders are not welcome!
[03:42] Chifusa
    Nursemaid...
[03:44] Chifusa
    Are you my old nursemaid?
[03:46] Nursemaid
    Chifusa-sama!
[03:50] Nursemaid
    It's really you!
[03:52] Nursemaid
    You're all grown up...
[03:57] Nursemaid
    Chikumi-sama must be so proud.
[04:01] Chifusa
    I'm glad you're doing well, too.
[04:06] Chifusa
    But what happened?
[04:09] Nursemaid
    As you know,
[04:11] Nursemaid
    during the great battle
    to decide who would rule Japan,
[04:14] Nursemaid
    we sided with the armies of the west,
[04:17] Nursemaid
    and after the battle,
    the Tokugawa destroyed our clan.
[04:24] Kaede
    And you've never been allowed
    to rebuild, as a warning to others?
[04:29] Nursemaid
    After Chikumi-sama's death,
    I was forced to leave the Manyu, too.
[04:36] Nursemaid
    I've been so worried about you
    all these years.
[04:42] Nursemaid
    I'm so glad to see you again.
[04:45] Chifusa
    Me, too... You've been here the whole time?
[04:48] Chifusa
    What about the others?
[04:51] Nursemaid
    Yes, right now, it's just me, and...
[04:58] Tsuyuha
    Oh, I see you're not in a good mood, Hazuki.
[05:02] Tsuyuha
    You must be hungry. Here you go.
[05:09] Nursemaid
    Tsuyuha! Chifusa-sama is back!
[05:17] Tsuyuha
    Chifusa... sama...
[05:22] Tsuyuha
    It's an honor to meet you.
[05:24] Tsuyuha
    I am Munamori Tsuyuha,
    a member of the Munamori Clan.
[05:29] Chifusa
    Of the Munamori Clan...
[05:31] Tsuyuha
    Manyu Chifusa-sama, daughter of
    Chikumi-sama, it is a great honor to meet you.
[05:37] Chifusa
    S-Stop it. I'm not that special...
[05:40] Tsuyuha
    On the contrary, I'm also told that you
    were with Momoha in her last moments.
[05:46] Tsuyuha
    I can't thank you enough.
[05:49] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono...
[05:54] Chifusa
    I see...
[05:56] Chifusa
    No.
[05:57] Chifusa
    You have no reason to thank me.
[05:59] Chifusa
    If anything, I should apologize to you.
[06:04] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono died trying to protect me.
[06:08] Tsuyuha
    She was able to be of service to you
    as a member of the Munamori Clan.
[06:13] Tsuyuha
    I'm sure she was happy
    even in her last moments.
[06:24] Tsuyuha
    There, there.
[06:25] Tsuyuha
    There, there.
[06:27] Kaede
    What's her name?
[06:29] Tsuyuha
    Hazuki.
[06:31] Kaede
    Hazuki-chan, huh? Aww, who's a cutie pie?
[06:37] Kaede
    Look at your cute widdle cheeks...
    They're so soft!
[06:51] Kaede
    Oww!
[06:52] Kaede
    Oww!
[06:59] Chifusa
    Ma'am, Tsuyuha-dono...
[07:02] Chifusa
    There's a reason we've come all this way.
[07:06] Chifusa
    I want you to teach me
    the secrets of Breast Flowing!
[07:21] Tsuyuha
    To master the secrets of Breast Flowing,
[07:26] Tsuyuha
    you must learn of Breast Ki.
[07:29] Chifusa
    Breast Ki?
[07:30] Tsuyuha
    Breast Ki is the ki that spirals
    and flows through the breasts.
[07:35] Tsuyuha
    If you're capable of learning Breast Flowing,
    you should be able to sense it.
[07:43] Chifusa
    The ki that spirals and flows
    through the breasts...
[07:58] Chifusa
    Wh-What is this?
[08:05] Chifusa
    This terrible, spiraling ki...
[08:09] Chifusa
    The Manyu assassins?
[08:13] Chifusa
    This ki, painful but somehow
    nostalgic... is Sister's?
[08:19] Chifusa
    And this young ki,
    bursting with life, is Oiso-san's?
[08:26] Chifusa
    And this faint ki that lies deep within me...
[08:39] Chifusa
    These are all the breasts
    I've severed up until now.
[08:49] Chifusa
    Chifusa-sama's breasts...
[08:55] Tsuyuha
    And the power to control this Breast Ki is...
[09:01] Tsuyuha
    Breast Flowing!
[09:20] Chifusa
    It feels so good...
[09:29] Kaede
    Her breasts are smaller!
[09:33] Kaede
    Which means the ki should still
    be up here somewhere!
[09:41] Tsuyuha
    Well done, Chifusa-sama.
[09:42] Kaede
    What a waste!
[09:43] Tsuyuha
    You've learned to focus your ki perfectly.
[09:46] Chifusa
    So this...
[09:50] Chifusa
    is Breast Flowing.
[09:53] Chifusa
    When my breasts were cut before,
    I felt a burning pain.
[09:58] Chifusa
    But what I felt now...
[10:01] Chifusa
    It felt good.
[10:05] Tsuyuha
    I am not a true master, so all I can do
    is suck out the Breast Ki.
[10:10] Tsuyuha
    But that technique allows for mastery
    of breasts, of Breast Ki,
[10:15] Tsuyuha
    like moving water from one cup to another...
[10:19] Tsuyuha
    That is Breast Flowing.
[10:23] Tsuyuha
    I must've made the owners of the breasts
    I've severed suffer terribly.
[10:29] Tsuyuha
    And all because I haven't mastered the art...
[10:34] Tsuyuha
    Please, teach me its secrets!
[10:48] Nursemaid
    Give us a little time.
[10:58] Kagefusa
    Edo is incredible.
[11:01] Kagefusa
    There are all kinds of things
    I've never seen before!
[11:04] Kokage
    Hey, what's that?
[11:08] Kokage
    And that?
[11:09] Kokage
    Hey! Hey!
[11:12] Ouka
    Um, Kagefusa-sama.
[11:14] Ouka
    I haven't spent enough time having fun
    in Edo to be able to serve as a guide...
[11:20] Kagefusa
    Don't worry. I know where we're going.
[11:23] Ouka
    But...
[11:24] Kagefusa
    I'm not expecting anything
    out of you. Don't worry.
[11:28] Kagefusa
    I could tell from seeing your stance
    earlier how stiff and formal you are.
SIGN    Hakone
[11:36] Ouka
    You don't need to ready your blade?
[11:38] Kagefusa
    Yeah. This is fine.
[11:41] Muneyuki
    Begin!
[11:44] Kagefusa
    You're fast!
[11:45] Ouka
    Please resume your stance again, Kagefusa-sama.
[11:48] Kagefusa
    Fine.
[12:06] Kagefusa
    Want to resume your stance?
[12:08] Ouka
    No, this is fine.
[12:28] Kagefusa
    Gotcha!
[12:37] Muneyuki
    Enough!
[12:39] Kagefusa
    That one hit pretty hard.
[12:42] Kagefusa
    My head still hurts.
[12:47] Kagefusa
    I can see why Big Bro Muneyuki
    wants you around.
[12:52] Kagefusa
    You're fun to tease.
[12:55] Kokage
    What? Who's fun to taste?
[13:00] Kagefusa
    You've come all the way to Edo.
[13:03] Kagefusa
    You need to have some fun
    once in a while, right?
SIGN    Ukashimae
    Archery House
[13:17] Woman
    Boob's eye!
SIGN    Plowed Field Bookstore
[13:25] Kokage
    What is this?
SIGN    Restaurant
[13:52] Kagefusa
    I heard Chifusa severed your breasts.
[13:56] Ouka
    Yes. That makes us alike.
[14:00] Kagefusa
    Yeah.
[14:02] Ouka
    You don't hate her, Kagefusa-sama?
[14:08] Kagefusa
    Hate her, huh?
[14:11] Kagefusa
    I think I did at one point.
[14:14] Kagefusa
    I don't really remember.
[14:17] Kagefusa
    What about you?
[14:20] Ouka
    How I feel about Chifusa-sama?
[14:22] Kagefusa
    Nah, I'd rather talk about Big Bro Muneyuki.
[14:25] Kagefusa
    You say there's nothing going on between
    you two, but you seem awfully close.
[14:29] Kagefusa
    He's got such passion in his eyes
    when he looks at you...
[14:33] Kagefusa
    Come on, drink.
[14:35] Kagefusa
    Maybe I can give you some advice.
[14:40] Kagefusa
    I like the way you drink!
[14:46] Ouka
    So the thing is...
[14:51] Ouka
    Why's he treat you so different from me?
[14:55] Ouka
    He's got that gloomy look
    on his face all the time,
[14:58] Ouka
    then you show up, and he's all smiles!
[15:04] Ouka
    I'm putting my goddamn nose
    to the grindstone to serve this guy,
[15:08] Ouka
    and he's never smiled at me like that!
[15:14] Ouka
    Hey! Are you listening?
[15:18] Ouka
    Kagefusa-sama!
[15:22] Kagefusa
    Sure am...
[15:24] Kagefusa
    Crap. I shouldn't have told her to drink.
[15:27] Man
    There you are!
[15:29] Man
    We've been looking for you.
[15:32] Kagefusa
    Good timing. Do something about this drunk.
[15:36] Ouka
    Bring me Muneyuki-sama!
[15:40] Man
    Please return to the mansion immediately.
[15:43] Man
    They say they've found Manyu Chifusa.
[15:48] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama...
[15:51] Kaede
    Thanks for the tits!
[16:03] Nursemaid
    I don't know what to do...
[16:06] Tsuyuha
    We'll just have to trust her.
[16:19] Tsuyuha
    Now, we shall impart to you
    the secrets of Breast Flowing.
[16:25] Nursemaid
    But first...
[16:26] Nursemaid
    There's something I'm afraid we must tell you.
[16:31] Nursemaid
    About your mother, Chikumi-sama...
[16:36] Chifusa
    My mother?
[16:41] Nursemaid
    After she escaped the Tokugawa assassins,
[16:44] Nursemaid
    she went to knock on the door
    of our clan enemies, the Manyu.
[16:48] Nursemaid
    It was the only way
    for the Munamori to survive.
[16:54] Nursemaid
    Manyu Munenori, their ruler,
    took her as a concubine.
[17:13] Chifusa
    And that's how I was born.
[17:16] Nursemaid
    Yes, but...
[17:19] (Flashback) Chikumi
    There, there.
[17:21] (Flashback) Chikumi
    You have to get along with Kagefusa-dono.
[17:23] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Okay, Chifusa?
[17:25] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    We've lived in the Manyu village for years,
[17:30] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    but it must be painful for you,
    feeling like you don't belong here.
[17:34] (Flashback) Chikumi
    I can't ask for too much.
[17:36] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Even here with the Manyu,
    I was able to give birth to this child.
[17:41] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    But only because they desired
    our clan's secrets!
[17:47] (Flashback) Chikumi
    Don't worry.
[17:49] (Flashback) Chikumi
    As the head of our clan, I'll make sure
    our secrets are never revealed.
[17:55] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    Chikumi-sama...
[17:59] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    I'd rather this girl grow up to love picking
    flowers, not fighting with swords...
[18:24] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Mother!
[18:26] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Mother!
[18:32] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Mother?
[18:37] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Nursemaid?
[18:39] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    Chifusa-sama!
[18:44] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    You must not come inside, Chifusa-sama!
[18:50] (Flashback) Nursemaid
    Chifusa-sama!
[18:58] Nursemaid
    When they tried to force her to share
    the secrets of Breast Flowing, she refused...
[19:05] Nursemaid
    and in the end, she killed herself
    rather than betray them.
[19:16] Chifusa
    I had no idea such thoughts
    lurked behind her smile.
[19:22] Chifusa
    I've been betraying her wish
    without even knowing it...
[19:28] Chifusa
    What a fool I've been!
[19:31] Chifusa
    I'm so sorry, Mother!
[19:39] Chifusa
    But...
[19:41] Chifusa
    I'm not an ignorant child anymore.
[19:47] Chifusa
    The Breast Ki of all the breasts
    I've severed dwells within my chest!
[19:59] Chifusa
    All I can do now is accept everything—
[20:04] Chifusa
    accept everything, and master the secret art!
[20:10] Chifusa
    That's all I can do
    with the fate I've been given.
[20:21] Nursemaid
    You really are just like her.
[20:33] Tsuyuha
    Then we shall tell you the secrets.
[20:37] Tsuyuha
    The true art of Breast Flowing is...
[20:47] Kaede
    And you're so cute when you're sleeping...
[20:56] Kaede
    You want that, huh?
[21:01] Kaede
    Here you go!
[21:17] Muneyuki
    Munamori Village...
[21:20] Muneyuki
    It's time, Chifusa.
[23:10] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama! Tsuyuha-sama
    and your nursemaid were saying
[23:13] Kaede
    that you're doing great, and that you can
    surely master the art of Breast Flowing.
[23:19] Chifusa
    Thanks.
[23:19] Kaede
    I've been so happy to serve you until now!
[23:23] Chifusa
    Don't make it sound like you're going to die!
[23:25] Chifusa
    It's time for the last battle!
[23:27] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede!
SIGN    Final Episode
SIGN    Breast Flowing
[23:29] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    the final episode, "Breast Flowing"!
[23:32] Chifusa
    All roads lead to tits!

E12 - Breast Flowing

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[00:12] Kyouka
    The look on your face
    tells me you've got good news.
[00:18] Muneyuki
    They found Chifusa.
[00:21] Kyouka
    Munamori Village, yes?
[00:23] Kyouka
    I knew that ever since I heard
    there were survivors there.
[00:27] Kyouka
    So?
[00:29] Muneyuki
    I believe Chifusa intends
    to master Breast Flowing.
[00:32] Muneyuki
    Which leaves me no choice but to go myself.
[00:40] Kyouka
    I'll tell Father.
[00:47] Muneyuki
    Bring Kagefusa and Ouka
    back to the manor immediately!
[00:51] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[00:55] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[00:59] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:03] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:05] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:09] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:14] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:17] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:19] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:24] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:28] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    Breast Flowing
SIGN    Breast Flowing
[03:11] Chifusa
    Is that true?
[03:14] Tsuyuha
    There would be no reason for me
    to lie to you at this point.
[03:20] Chifusa
    Then...
[03:21] Chifusa
    Then if that's true...
[03:24] Chifusa
    I can't master Breast Flowing!
[03:31] Chifusa
    What irony... I left the Manyu
    with the secret scroll,
[03:35] Chifusa
    swearing I'd change this world of breasts...
[03:37] Chifusa
    I severed and stole many breasts...
[03:40] Chifusa
    And this is the final conclusion?
[03:43] Chifusa
    Was this all just too much for a child like me?
[03:50] Chifusa
    Mother...
[03:55] Tsuyuha
    Unlike talent...
[03:58] Tsuyuha
    Every woman who's even been born has a heart.
[04:07] Kaede
    Peek...
[04:09] Kaede
    a-boo!
[04:11] Kaede
    Peek...
[04:13] Kaede
    a-boobs!
[04:17] Tsuyuha
    Kaede-san, bring me Hazuki.
[04:19] Kaede
    Oh, okay.
[04:30] Kaede
    I'm not allowed?
[04:35] Kaede
    Hmph.
[04:36] Kaede
    That's no fun.
[04:41] Kaede
    One, two, three...
[04:43] Kaede
    Aah! That's the one who killed Momoha-san!
[04:50] Ouka
    We've been seen.
[04:51] Ouka
    Shall I track and kill her?
[04:53] Muneyuki
    No. This isn't a surprise attack.
[04:56] Ouka
    But...
[04:57] Girls
    Indeed.
[04:59] Girls
    It will be more fun to slay our foe
    if they're ready for us.
[05:04] Girls
    You don't want to hurry
    and ruin everything, Ouka-dono.
[05:08] Girls
    Contain your rage at your stolen breasts
    inside your flat chest for just a little longer.
[05:16] Girls
    Sister, that was harsh!
[05:21] Girls
    Why did Kagefusa-sama refuse to come?
[05:25] Girls
    She must just be afraid.
[05:28] Girls
    She lost to Chifusa not once, but twice.
[05:34] (Flashback) Man
    Please return to the mansion immediately.
[05:38] (Flashback) Man
    They say they've found Manyu Chifusa.
[05:43] (Flashback) Ouka
    Kagefusa-sama!
[05:44] (Flashback) Ouka
    Kagefusa-sama!
[05:46] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    I don't care about Chifusa anyway.
[05:49] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    I just came to Hakone to see Big Bro Muneyuki.
[05:54] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    I'll just enjoy the tastes of Edo
    until Kokage wakes up.
[06:03] (Flashback) Kagefusa
    This is so good!
[06:12] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama! Chifusa-sama!
[06:18] Chifusa
    Brother!
[06:19] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono!
[06:21] Muneyuki
    It's been a long time, Chifusa.
[06:25] Chifusa
    It has indeed, Brother.
[06:27] Chifusa
    I'm well aware that my desertion
    represents a betrayal of the clan.
[06:32] Chifusa
    But...
[06:33] Muneyuki
    Return the scroll.
[06:36] Muneyuki
    And return with Kaede to the Manyu
    to face your judgment.
[06:41] Muneyuki
    You're old enough to know
    that's the right thing to do.
[06:44] Chifusa
    Judgment?
[06:47] Muneyuki
    Your breasts will be severed, of course.
[06:50] Muneyuki
    And since Kaede has no breasts to sever,
[06:52] Muneyuki
    I assume she'll be killed.
[06:56] Chifusa
    And if I refuse?
[06:58] Muneyuki
    Then you'll leave me no choice
    but to kill you both,
[07:04] Muneyuki
    as well as all the Munamori
    survivors in that hut.
[07:08] Chifusa
    So that's it.
[07:11] Chifusa
    He wants the blood of the Munamori,
    so he can have their secrets.
[07:14] Chifusa
    And if he can't have them,
    he'll kill without mercy.
[07:18] Chifusa
    Brother, I've made my decision.
[07:23] Chifusa
    A world where breasts are everything is wrong!
[07:28] Muneyuki
    Then die at the hands...
[07:34] Muneyuki
    of the Manyu's finest swordswomen!
[07:37] Chifusa
    Kaede, protect the hut.
[07:39] Kaede
    All right.
[07:42] Kirino
    Traitor to the Manyu...
[07:46] Kirino
    I, Manyu Kirino, shall slay you!
[07:52] Chifusa
    She's too far away.
[07:53] Chifusa
    What can she do from this distance?
[07:57] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama?
[08:00] Chifusa
    Damn you!
[08:03] Kirino
    You just barely dodged my slash.
[08:06] Kirino
    But your luck won't last a second time.
[08:10] Chifusa
    I see.
[08:12] Chifusa
    Her weapon is her incredible leaping ability.
[08:14] Chifusa
    Her fighting style is focused
    on landing one killing strike.
[08:17] Chifusa
    Then I'll just have to get close!
[08:30] Kirino
    What's wrong, traitor?
[08:32] Kirino
    Are you already spent?
[08:34] Chifusa
    N-Not yet!
[08:37] Kirino
    Then I'll end this now!
[08:43] Tsuyuha
    Pathetic.
[08:44] Tsuyuha
    The range of a katana is nothing
    compared to the range of my weapon!
[08:52] Kirino
    It feels so good!
[08:55] Tsuyuha
    You can't all use your skills
    in a four-on-one fight.
[09:00] Tsuyuha
    I, Munamori Tsuyuha, shall fight you!
[09:02] Chifusa
    Tsuyuha-dono!
[09:07] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[09:08] Kaede
    I'm your servant, Chifusa-sama!
[09:11] Kaede
    I'm always by your side!
[09:18] Kyouka
    Chifusa has been found.
[09:20] Kyouka
    My brother Muneyuki has led a team
    of assassins to Munamori Village himself.
[09:27] Kyouka
    There are Munamori survivors in the village.
[09:31] Kyouka
    So we can assume Chifusa
    is after their secret technique.
[09:37] Kyouka
    Thus, if Chifusa can be taken alive...
[09:41] Kyouka
    Our clan will gain the power of Breast Flowing.
[09:45] Kyouka
    Everything is proceeding as we have planned.
[09:54] Girl
    Just die already!
[09:55] Chifusa
    Don't underestimate the blood of
    the Manyu... or of the Munamori!
[10:00] Girl
    Who cares about the Munamori?
[10:02] Girl
    Your blood is tainted!
[10:05] Chifusa
    A cloning technique?!
[10:11] Girl
    I'll wipe you all out!
[10:16] Girl
    Who's this kid?
[10:18] Kagefusa
    My servant.
[10:25] Chifusa
    Sister!
[10:27] Kagefusa
    Sorry, Big Bro Muneyuki.
[10:29] Kagefusa
    I've come to screw up your plan.
[10:31] Kagefusa
    I'd love to help you...
[10:34] Kagefusa
    But Chifusa's got a promise she needs to keep.
[10:38] Muneyuki
    Kagefusa!
[10:40] Girl
    Curse you!
[10:44] Kagefusa
    Chifusa, run!
[10:46] Kagefusa
    Have you forgotten our promise?
[10:48] Kagefusa
    You need to give me my breasts back!
[10:52] Chifusa
    B-But...
[10:53] Tsuyuha
    Chifusa-sama, take Hazuki!
[10:56] Tsuyuha
    We'll hold them off!
[10:58] Tsuyuha
    Please, take care of Hazuki!
[11:11] Kagefusa
    Get going, Chifusa!
[11:16] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[11:18] Chifusa
    We're leaving!
[11:19] Nursemaid
    I'm staying here.
[11:22] Nursemaid
    At my age, I'll just slow you down.
[11:25] Kaede
    What are you saying?
[11:26] Kaede
    Come on, hurry!
[11:28] Nursemaid
    No... Just keep her safe.
[11:29] Nursemaid
    She's the last survivor of the Munamori...
[11:38] Chifusa
    All right.
[11:41] Chifusa
    Take care of her for me.
[11:43] Kokage
    'Kay!
[11:44] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede!
[11:45] Kaede
    Right!
[11:48] Muneyuki
    Do you want to finish things?
[11:50] Ouka
    I do.
[11:52] Muneyuki
    Then go.
[11:53] Ouka
    Yes, sir!
[11:57] Kagefusa
    I like these fights where
    we're all angry and emotional!
[12:02] Kagefusa
    It's totally my thing!
[12:08] Girl
    Your long weapon isn't helping you now.
[12:10] Girl
    If I'm too close for you
    to swing it, you're helpless.
[12:14] Tsuyuha
    Then try and get in close... if you can!
[12:23] Ouka
    Must be hard to run with a kid.
[12:25] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono!
[12:26] Ouka
    A child who bears the Munamori blood...
[12:28] Ouka
    cannot be allowed to escape!
[12:31] Ouka
    But first...
[12:35] Ouka
    Draw your blade! We finish our duel here!
[12:37] Chifusa
    W-Wait, Ouka-dono!
[12:42] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[12:43] Kaede
    Right!
[12:44] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono, let us go!
[12:47] Ouka
    How can you say that? Now, of all times!
[12:50] Chifusa
    If you hate me for stealing your breasts,
[12:53] Chifusa
    then I'll master Breast Flowing
    and give them back to you!
[12:57] Chifusa
    So...
[12:58] Chifusa
    Please let us go!
[13:00] Chifusa
    Please!
[13:03] Ouka
    So that's it...
[13:05] Ouka
    I finally figured out what it is about you
    that makes me so mad.
[13:11] Ouka
    True, I hate you for stealing my breasts.
[13:15] Ouka
    But your lack of resolve
    makes me hate you even more!
[13:20] Ouka
    You abandoned the position you were given,
    fled the Manyu and betrayed them,
[13:26] Ouka
    and yet you still lack any resolve at all!
[13:30] Ouka
    Have you ever thought of how much your
    betrayal hurt the Manyu and Muneyuki-sama?
[13:37] Ouka
    And you want me to let you go?
[13:39] Ouka
    Never!
[13:45] Ouka
    I'll defeat you here.
[13:48] Ouka
    That's my job!
[13:59] Girl
    What's wrong?
[14:01] Girl
    Looks like you can barely stand.
[14:03] Tsuyuha
    I-I can still fight!
[14:10] Tsuyuha
    I got in close.
[14:15] Nursemaid
    Tsuyuha-san!
[14:18] Kaede
    Wh-What's wrong?
[14:20] Chifusa
    Tsuyuha-dono!
[14:21] Ouka
    Shouldn't you focus on our battle?
[14:26] Ouka
    What's wrong?
[14:28] Ouka
    Are you just going to keep running?
[14:29] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[14:33] Chifusa
    Tsuyuha-dono...
[14:36] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    I shall tell you, then.
[14:39] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    The true secret at the heart of Breast
    Flowing is... a mother's heart.
[14:44] (Flashback) Chifusa
    A mother's heart?
[14:46] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    It is said that using Breast Flowing
    requires a mother's heart.
[14:52] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Then...
[14:53] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Then if that's true...
[14:56] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I can't master Breast Flowing!
[15:08] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Unlike talent...
[15:10] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Every woman who's even been born has a heart.
[15:17] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Now, Chifusa-sama, try letting her
    suck your breasts.
[15:22] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Perhaps you'll learn a little
    about being a mother.
[15:28] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Y-Yeah, you're right.
[15:30] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Just a little.
[15:34] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Yes, hold her close.
[15:36] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    So she can get her mouth around it...
[15:53] (Flashback) Chifusa
    It tickles!
[15:54] (Flashback) Chifusa
    No! No!
[15:56] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I can't do it! You can have her back!
[15:57] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Did you feel motherly at all?
[16:00] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I may not be cut out for it.
[16:06] (Flashback) Chifusa
    No, you can't get any milk from my breasts.
[16:27] (Flashback) Tsuyuha
    Well?
[16:29] (Flashback) Chifusa
    Well... I don't know how to say it.
[16:32] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I feel at peace.
[16:38] (Flashback) Chifusa
    I feel very at peace.
[16:43] Chifusa
    At peace...
[16:51] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono's right.
[16:54] Chifusa
    I wasn't thinking at all.
[16:56] Chifusa
    I fled the Manyu, and now
    I wanted them to let me go?
[17:00] Chifusa
    Perhaps I did lack resolve.
[17:04] Chifusa
    But...
[17:06] Chifusa
    But now, all that matters
    is surviving this battle!
[17:12] Chifusa
    I must protect...
[17:17] Chifusa
    the life I was entrusted with!
[17:26] Chifusa
    I will protect it!
[17:32] Ouka
    She used... her hand?
[17:44] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama! Are you okay?
[17:48] Chifusa
    I'm okay.
[17:49] Chifusa
    Let's go.
[17:54] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, your breasts are getting smaller!
[18:01] Ouka
    D-Damn you...
[18:04] Ouka
    Damn you!
[18:15] Chifusa
    Sister! Tsuyuha-dono!
[18:19] Chifusa
    Tsuyuha-dono, that wound...
[18:22] Tsuyuha
    Compared to the war that
    divided Japan, this is nothing.
[18:25] Tsuyuha
    More importantly, I can't thank you enough
    for protecting the Munamori bloodline.
[18:32] Chifusa
    I'm a member of the Munamori Clan, too.
[18:37] Chifusa
    Sister, thank you for your help.
[18:41] Kagefusa
    It's fine.
[18:42] Kagefusa
    I'd be lying if I said it wasn't rough,
[18:46] Kagefusa
    but when I get serious,
    they're no match for me.
[18:47] Girls
    My breasts...
[18:50] Kagefusa
    Now, you did master
    Breast Flowing, right, Chifusa?
[18:54] Chifusa
    Yes.
[18:56] Kagefusa
    You did? Go for it!
[18:58] Chifusa
    Okay!
[19:04] Chifusa
    Huh?
[19:07] Kagefusa
    You mastered nothing!
[19:10] Chifusa
    Huh?
[19:14] Ouka
    M-Muneyuki-sama...
[19:20] Ouka
    Muneyuki... sama...
[19:22] Muneyuki
    I see...
[19:24] Muneyuki
    So Chifusa mastered Breast Flowing!
[19:27] Muneyuki
    Learning that was enough
    to make coming here worth it.
[19:30] Muneyuki
    We're leaving.
[19:31] Ouka
    U-Um, Muneyuki-sama...
[19:33] Muneyuki
    What?
[19:34] Ouka
    I'm sorry...
[19:36] Ouka
    Not only did I let Chifusa escape,
    I let my breasts get bigger.
[19:41] Muneyuki
    It's fine.
[19:43] Muneyuki
    I'm sorry for grabbing them like that.
[19:45] Ouka
    No, you can grab them any time you like...
[19:49] Muneyuki
    But I'm not so weak that boobs
    of that size can nauseate me.
[19:55] Muneyuki
    Don't let it concern you.
[20:00] Muneyuki
    After all, I see all kinds
    of breasts as part of my job.
[20:06] Muneyuki
    What's wrong? You look upset.
[20:10] Ouka
    Hmph!
[20:12] Chifusa
    Ma'am, Tsuyuha-dono,
    thank you for everything.
[20:16] Tsuyuha
    Even if it was just once, using Breast
    Flowing is a big step forward for you.
[20:23] Tsuyuha
    Eventually, you'll be able to use it at will.
[20:28] Chifusa
    With the heart of a mother.
[20:32] Tsuyuha
    With the heart of a mother.
[20:34] Chifusa
    Sister, your breasts still lie within my chest.
[20:38] Chifusa
    I'll come to give them back someday.
[20:41] Kagefusa
    Don't make me wait too long.
[20:44] Kagefusa
    Oh, and...
[20:46] Kagefusa
    Now that you've used
    Breast Flowing, even once,
[20:49] Kagefusa
    the Manyu will send more assassins after you.
[20:52] Kagefusa
    Be careful.
[20:55] Chifusa
    I'll never let the Manyu have Breast Flowing.
[21:00] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede.
[21:01] Kaede
    Okay!
[21:08] Chifusa
    Breasts are not all that
    matters in this world.
[21:12] Chifusa
    They're proof that one is a woman,
    and will someday be a mother...
[21:18] Mie
    Tits!
[21:22] Chifusa
    Big or small, they are a source of life.
[21:29] Chifusa
    That truth is what the Munamori
    hold in their hearts.
[21:35] Chifusa
    I will share it with the world,
[21:38] Chifusa
    and return the many breasts
    within my chest to their owners.
[21:43] Chifusa
    A world where every pair of breasts
    is treasured for its true worth...
[21:48] Chifusa
    That's the world I'm journeying to create!