E6 - Let Any One of You Who Has Never Been Dumped Be the First to Throw a Stone at the Losing Heroine

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[00:00] announcement
    The train about to arrive on track...
[00:04] Ayano
    Give it to me straight, Nukumizu.
     I can handle it.
SIGN    Toyohashi's Famous
SIGN    Yamasa
    Chikuwa
[00:10] Ayano
    I can accept Chihaya finding
    someone new if it's you—
[00:13] Nukumizu
    No! Wait, wait, wait!
    That's not what's going on!
SIGN    Yamasa
    Chikuwa
[00:16] Ayano
    Then why were you guys together?
[00:22] Nukumizu
    Don't you think you have a
    little explaining to do first?
[00:26] Ayano
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:29] Nukumizu
    What were you and Yakishio doing together?
[00:31] Nukumizu
    You two were walking by
    the station a little while ago.
[00:34] Ayano
    Hold on! We weren't
    doing anything suspicious.
[00:38] Ayano
    Th-That was just because...
[00:43] Ayano
    I was asking Lemon for relationship advice.
[00:47] Nukumizu
    Relationship advice?
[00:53] Ayano
    I've never gone out with a girl before,
     and I wanted some advice.
[00:59] Nukumizu
    So why did you ask Yakishio?
[01:01] Ayano
    Why? Well, Lemon's really popular.
    She probably understands how girls feel.
[01:08] Ayano
    Now it's your turn.
[01:10] Ayano
    What were you and Chihaya doing together?
[01:13] Nukumizu
    We were... well, um...
[01:16] Nukumizu
    I was, you know, asking her
    for relationship advice, too.
[01:20] Ayano
    Relationship advice?
[01:22] Ayano
    But, dude, don't you have female friends in
    the lit club? Why'd you need to ask Chihaya?
[01:27] Ayano
    Oh!
[01:28] Ayano
    I get it! The girl you like
    must be in the literature club.
[01:33] Nukumizu
    Huh? Well, something like that.
[01:36] Ayano
    No way. Is it Lemon?
[01:38] Nukumizu
    No, it isn't. You can relax.
[01:40] Ayano
    All right. Well, in that case,
     just leave it to me.
[01:43] Nukumizu
    Leave what to you?
[01:44] Ayano
    I know everyone says I'm dense and stuff,
     but this might just clear my name.
[01:50] Ayano
    Give her a call and let's
    all go hang out together.
[03:29] Nukumizu
    Sorry for dragging you along.
[03:32] Anna
    It's totally fine. I was free anyway.
[03:34] Anna
    Aren't you glad Asagumo-san
    found out he wasn't cheating?
[03:38] Anna
    Oh, thanks.
[03:41] Ayano
    Thanks for waiting!
[03:42] Chihaya
    Hello, Nukumizu-san and Yanami-san.
    Let's enjoy ourselves today.
[03:49] Nukumizu
    The only one here who doesn't
    realize today is a setup is Ayano.
[03:54] Nukumizu
    And Yakishio thinks we did it
    just to hang out together.
[04:01] Anna
    Hold it!
[04:03] Nukumizu
    What?
[04:04] Anna
    Summer vacation. Five high
    school students. Boys and girls.
[04:08] Anna
    You see what I'm saying, right?
[04:10] Nukumizu
    Huh? I don't get it.
[04:12] Anna
    We're totally in the prime
    of our youth. We're glowing!
[04:15] Anna
    Check out the effort I put into my outfit!
SIGN    City of Toyohashi Underground Museum
[04:19] Anna
    So why the hell are we at
    an underground museum?!
[04:21] Anna
    It even has "underground" in the name!
[04:23] Anna
    Look, I know boys might find stuff
    like this fun, but what about the girls?
[04:29] Chihaya
    Wow!
[04:30] Chihaya
    Everyone, look at this!
    What magnificent pieces of mica!
[04:33] Chihaya
    How many capacitors do you think
    they could make with just one of these?
[04:36] Lemon
    Look! It's a minecart! A minecart!
[04:38] Lemon
    Are we allowed to ride it?
[04:41] Anna
    Am I in the minority here?
[04:44] kids
    Wow! Neat!
[04:47] Lemon
    Hey! Was it your idea to
    come here today, Nuk-kun?
[04:50] Nukumizu
    Huh? Oh, no. Ayano and I chatted
    and decided on this place.
[04:55] Nukumizu
    But it was his idea to get everyone together.
[04:59] Lemon
    Huh. So it was Mitsuki's idea?
[05:02] Lemon
    When did you become
    such good friends with him?
[05:05] Nukumizu
    Well, it just sort of happened.
[05:08] Lemon
    Huh.
[05:13] Nukumizu
    She sure is having fun.
[05:15] Ayano
    So what's your favorite
    type of capacitor, Chihaya?
[05:18] Nukumizu
    Should we go join them?
[05:20] Lemon
    I'm good. I don't want to spoil
    Mitsuki and Chihaya's fun.
[05:24] Lemon
    I want them to have plenty
    of time together today.
[05:27] Nukumizu
    I know, but...
[05:28] Lemon
    Are you weirdly worried about
    my feelings or something?
[05:35] Lemon
    I'm good. I'm, like, their biggest cheerleader.
     Don't worry about me.
[05:45] Lemon
    I'm good.
[05:47] Lemon
    I'm good with the way things are.
[05:53] Nukumizu
    I know you're always acting silly and stuff,
[05:56] Nukumizu
    but at times like this,
    you seem really mature.
[06:00] Lemon
    Huh. Took you long enough to notice.
SIGN    The World's Largest Rough Topaz Stone
SIGN    Estimated carat count if polished: 120,000-150,000 carats
SIGN    Place of origin: Brazil
SIGN    What precious stone is known
SIGN    as "tanpakuseki"
SIGN    in Japanese?
SIGN    Pearl
SIGN    Coral
SIGN    Opal
SIGN    It will give you a mysterious power!
SIGN    The Power Stone Chair
SIGN    Please feel free to sit in it!
SIGN    Tests grip strength and back strength
SIGN    Different Kinds of Mirrors
SIGN    Concave
SIGN    Convex
SIGN    Now Showing
SIGN    Planetarium
[06:23] Chihaya
    Hey, Mitsuki-san. This says the show
     even has some Easter eggs.
[06:27] Chihaya
    What do you think?
    Wanna see who can find the most?
[06:30] Ayano
    Oh, that sounds fun.
[06:33] Ayano
    Do you want to try, too, Lemon?
[06:35] Lemon
    Me, too?
[06:38] Ayano
    During the show, we'll give you and
    Yanami-san some space. Go for it, bro.
[06:42] Nukumizu
    Huh? Could you please not do that?
[06:44] Ayano
    Don't be shy.
[06:46] Ayano
    Come on, Lemon.
    The three of us will watch it together.
[06:50] Lemon
    Mitsuki, you should
    watch it with Asagumo-san.
[06:53] Chihaya
    Oh, that's all right. Why don't you join us?
[06:56] Chihaya
    I'd like to get to know
    you better, Yakishio-san.
[07:02] Lemon
    Thanks.
[07:04] Lemon
    But really, Asagumo-san,
    you should watch it alone with Mitsuki.
[07:07] Ayano
    Yeah, but...
[07:09] Lemon
    Okay, Yana-chan! Nuk-kun! Let's go!
[07:11] Ayano
    Wait a second! I have a good reason—
[07:13] Lemon
    Mitsuki.
[07:15] Lemon
    C'mon, you need to sit alone with Asagumo-san.
[07:18] Lemon
    The three of us will watch it together.
    You and Asagumo-san will watch it together.
[07:23] Lemon
    Good. That settles it.
[07:36] Lemon
    Listen. Asagumo-san's your girlfriend.
    You gotta put your girlfriend first!
[07:41] Ayano
    Y-Yeah. I shouldn't have said that.
[07:44] Lemon
    No kidding! I mean, you're the guy I fell in love
    with once. Get your act together, man!
[07:50] Nukumizu
    I know, right?
[07:52] Nukumizu
    If he's such a great guy that Yakishio
    fell in love with him, why isn't he more...
[07:58] Nukumizu
    In love?
[08:00] Lemon
    Hmm?
[08:08] Ayano
    Lemon, what do you mean, "fell in love"?
[08:15] Lemon
    Oh, uh, th-that was... n-no, I just meant...
[08:20] Lemon
    No!
[08:21] Ayano
    Lemon!
[08:23] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san, stop! Don't go!
[08:25] Ayano
    But...
[08:26] Chihaya
    Please! I'm right here!
    And I'm your girlfriend!
[08:37] Ayano
    I'm sorry.
[08:41] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun?
[08:45] Nukumizu
    This isn't my style at all.
SIGN    Thank you 
    for visiting
SIGN    Have a safe trip home
[08:48] Nukumizu
    This isn't a role for a background character.
[08:54] Nukumizu
    But Yakishio...
[08:58] Nukumizu
    doesn't have a lead character
    to chase after her.
[09:40] Lemon
    I'm gonna go ahead and take the bus home.
[09:43] Nukumizu
    O-Okay.
[09:46] Nukumizu
    Can I at least wait with you
     until the bus comes?
[09:50] Lemon
    Uh... Well, okay. Then talk to me.
[09:54] Nukumizu
    Huh? Um...
[09:57] Nukumizu
    So, that club newsletter we're making...
    Have you decided what to write?
[10:01] Lemon
    Nuk-kun.
[10:03] Lemon
    At a time like this, shouldn't you try to cheer
    the girl up with a funny story or something?
[10:09] Lemon
    But I don't care.
    We can talk about the newsletter.
[10:12] Lemon
    Maybe I'll write a children's story.
[10:15] Nukumizu
    A children's story?
[10:16] Lemon
    Yeah.
[10:17] Lemon
    A long, long time ago, in a place
    far away, there was a little girl.
[10:23] Lemon
    The girl really loved to run.
    One day, the girl met a boy.
[10:30] Lemon
    The boy spent absolutely
    all of his time reading books.
[10:34] Lemon
    The boy told the girl
    a whole lot about books.
[10:40] Lemon
    The two became friends, but it turned
    out the boy was actually a prince.
[10:47] Lemon
    When the prince grew up,
    he would have to return to his castle.
[10:52] Lemon
    The girl wanted to go to the castle with him,
     but she didn't know proper etiquette,
[10:57] Lemon
    nor how to dance at the ball.
[11:03] Lemon
    When the prince saw how sad the girl looked,
    he decided to teach her how to dance.
[11:09] Lemon
    The girl practiced as hard as she could.
[11:13] Lemon
    And then, it was decided that the girl
    could go to the castle with the prince.
[11:19] Lemon
    And they lived happily ever after.
SIGN    Toyotetsu Bus
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SIGN    Now 
    Boarding
[11:24] Lemon
    Thanks. Could you say sorry
     to everyone for me?
[11:27] Nukumizu
    What happened to the prince
     and the girl after that?
[11:31] Lemon
    That was the whole thing.
    Stories always end with "happily ever after."
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Have you heard from Lemon at all?
SIGN    Have you heard from Lemon at all?
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Not since that day
[12:03] Chihaya
    I apologize for contacting you this late.
[12:06] Nukumizu
    It's no trouble.
[12:08] Chihaya
    Did you get in touch with Yakishio-san?
[12:13] Chihaya
    This is all because I wasn't
    sure about my feelings.
[12:16] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[12:21] Chihaya
    When I said I'd step aside, it was just talk.
[12:24] Chihaya
    But that day, I shouldn't have stopped
    him from chasing after Yakishio-san.
[12:29] Nukumizu
    I really don't think it's your fault.
[12:33] Chihaya
    I'm so tired of this.
[12:36] Chihaya
    If Mitsuki-san does actually like
    Yakishio-san, I should break up with him.
[12:42] Nukumizu
    I don't think that's right.
[12:45] Nukumizu
    You weren't fooling around when you told
    Ayano you had feelings for him, right?
[12:50] Nukumizu
    Also...
[12:52] Nukumizu
    If you two broke up because of this,
    it'd hurt Yakishio more than anything.
[13:01] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[13:02] Nukumizu
    Hey, I'm not trying to blame you for this.
SIGN    Yamasa
     Chikuwa
SIGN    Higashihatcho
[13:09] Nukumizu
    For now, would you let me deal with him?
[13:14] Chihaya
    All right. But at least let me use this.
[13:16] Nukumizu
    No, you definitely can't use that.
     Promise me that.
[13:21] Chihaya
    Okay.
[13:25] Nukumizu
    You promised, okay?
[13:38] Nukumizu
    Yes? Hello?
[13:39] Koto
    Good evening. Are you up?
[13:41] Nukumizu
    Uh, yeah.
[13:43] Koto
    I heard about Yakishio-chan.
    That must've been rough.
[13:47] Nukumizu
    Yeah, it was kind of a mess.
[13:49] Koto
    So listen. Right now, Yakishio-chan is
    at her grandmother's house in Shinshiro.
[13:55] Koto
    Make sure you're free tomorrow.
[13:58] Nukumizu
    Um, hold on, Senpai. I'm not sure
    I understand what's going on here.
[14:02] Koto
    It's obvious, isn't it? We're all going
    together to get Yakishio-chan.
[14:15] Nukumizu
    What the heck am I doing here?
SIGN    Mokkulu Shinshiro
[14:19] Mother
    Are you hungry?
[14:20] Kid
    Yeah, I'm hungry!
[14:22] Mother
    Then let's go eat.
SIGN    Stone-Roasted Frankfurters
SIGN    Goheimochi
[14:28] Anna
    I've been thinking a lot
    about sugar recently.
[14:31] Nukumizu
    Oh, yeah? You've been thinking, huh?
[14:33] Anna
    Sure have. About 10,000 years ago,
[14:36] Anna
    humans shifted from hunting and gathering
    to an agriculture-based lifestyle, right?
[14:40] Anna
    That essentially means they shifted
     to a sugar-based lifestyle.
[14:44] Nukumizu
    Wow, it does? Is there much left to this story?
[14:47] Anna
    It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say
     that humans are slaves to sugar.
SIGN    Supersized
     Goheimochi
SIGN    Goheimochi
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground
    Stone-Roasted 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground 
    Stone-Roasted 
    Frankfurter 
    Half Size
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground
     Stone-Roasted 
    Cheese 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground 
    Stone-Roasted 
    Spicy 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    Bacon 
    Block 
    Skewer
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground 
    Stone-Roasted 
    Super Long 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    5-Pack 
    Goheimochi 
    w/ Walnut Sauce
SIGN    Goheimochi
     & Frankfurt Set
[14:51] Anna
    So I think the time has come for me to
    reevaluate my relationship with sugar.
[14:57] Nukumizu
    So basically...
[14:58] Nukumizu
    You ate too much somen and gained wei—
[15:00] Anna
    I have not gained weight!
[15:02] Anna
    Your Yanami-chan, for the 15th time and the
    first in a year, has achieved her perfect body!
[15:08] Koto
    I really believe plum jam is on the left.
[15:10] Komari
    N-No. Plum jam is on the r-right.
[15:13] Koto
    I don't feel like deer curry
     is on the left, though.
[15:17] Koto
    The sourness of plum jam makes it taste
    like it's never had a naughty side.
[15:21] Komari
    Th-That's exactly why it goes on
    the right. It's a generational shift.
[15:26] Nukumizu
    What in the world are you two doing?
[15:28] Koto
    Nukumizu-kun. It appears
    you require an explanation!
[15:31] Nukumizu
    No, I really don't.
[15:32] Koto
    Just listen to me.
[15:34] Koto
    Decadent BL fans of the world
    can look at a pencil and an eraser
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Spicy
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Spicy
[15:38] Koto
    and assign one as the top and the other as the
    bottom. That kind of prejudice is spreading.
[15:42] Nukumizu
    Isn't that exactly what you were doing?
[15:45] Koto
    It's merely a thought experiment.
    A kind of intellectual training.
[15:48] Nukumizu
    So what was all that stuff
    about "right" and "left"?
SIGN    Top & Bottom
SIGN    Top & Bottom
SIGN    Top & Bottom
[15:53] Koto
    When you write it horizontally
     as "top and bottom,"
[15:56] Koto
    "top" is on the left, yes?
[15:58] Koto
    That means left represents the top,
    and right represents the bottom.
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Spicy
[16:01] Komari
    Th-This way, we can have debates
    even with people around.
SIGN    Spicy
[16:04] Nukumizu
    That doesn't mean you should!
[16:06] Koto
    But calling the spicy one
    the top feels like a cop-out.
[16:09] Komari
    C-C-Curry's passionate spiciness
    could i-injure his partner.
SIGN    Plum Jam
[16:13] Komari
    Th-That's the reason!
[16:15] Koto
    I get it now!
[16:16] Koto
    He's so desperate to ravish him, it could
    cause an injury, so he can't even touch him?
[16:22] Koto
    Oh my God! That is so hot!
[16:25] Nukumizu
    So, um, do you think we should be on our way?
[16:32] Nukumizu
    Are we really on our way to Yakishio's place?
[16:35] Nukumizu
    We keep going deeper into the mountains.
[16:38] Koto
    Nothing to worry about.
    GPS will get us there.
[16:40] Nukumizu
    Well, I hope it does.
[16:43] Nukumizu
    But how did you know she was
    at her grandmother's place?
[16:46] Koto
    Apparently, Yakishio-chan has
    been skipping track practice, too.
[16:50] Koto
    The president talked to me, and we both
    went to see Yakishio-chan's mom.
[16:56] Koto
    Her mom was worried
    about how she was doing, too.
[17:03] Koto
    And we've arrived!
[17:04] car navigation
    You have arrived.
[17:07] Nukumizu
    There's no way the Yakishio clan
     lives in a place like this.
[17:11] Koto
    Yeah, we got kind of lost.
[17:14] Koto
    Could you give me the address one more time?
[17:18] Koto
    Yeah. Okay, thanks.
[17:21] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, that's the bridge!
[17:23] Anna
    I'll stand over there,
[17:25] Anna
    so take a grammable pic of me from
    downstream and try not to get swept away!
[17:29] Nukumizu
    As long as you don't mind your
    phone getting swept away with me.
[17:35] Anna
    Okay, Nukumizu-kun!
[17:37] Nukumizu
    What are you doing, Komari?
[17:37] Anna
    Take it!
[17:38] Komari
    Shh! I s-saw a r-river crab.
[17:42] Nukumizu
    Oh, a river crab? Where was it?
[17:45] Komari
    D-Don't talk too much or it won't come out.
[17:49] Anna
    What are you doing,
    making me pose for nothing?!
[17:53] Anna
    Are you really that into river crabs?!
[17:56] Komari
    Th-There it is.
[17:58] Komari
    Crabby.
[18:00] Anna
    Komari-chan's crabby, too.
[18:02] Anna
    Do you guys really love crabs that much?
[18:05] Komari
    Got it!
[18:05] Anna
    Is it 'cause they taste good?
[18:08] Nukumizu
    Hey, don't be so grumpy.
    Let's take a video. A video.
[18:11] Anna
    Oh, nice idea. You're starting to get it now.
[18:19] Nukumizu
    What's the matter?
[18:20] Anna
    When you put me on the spot and tell me to
    move around, I kinda don't know what to do.
[18:25] Nukumizu
    Why not sing something?
    The Mr. Elephant song?
[18:28] Anna
    Wouldn't that be sad, though? Are you sure?
[18:34] Anna
    What's wrong? Did you see a
    king crab this time? Or a snow crab?
[18:38] Nukumizu
    Actually, it's something even rarer.
[18:41] Anna
    Really? A horsehair crab?
[18:56] Anna
    I've never seen a real
    clawfoot bathtub before.
[18:59] Lemon
    I guess it used to be
    somebody's vacation home.
[19:02] Lemon
    Grandma said she bought it
    when she was a college professor.
[19:07] Anna
    An ex-college professor's vacation home!
     Hey, can I take a picture?
[19:11] Anna
    Can I drop hints?
[19:13] Lemon
    Hints?
[19:14] Lemon
    What do you mean, "drop hints"?
[19:15] Nukumizu
    I'm glad we met up with Yakishio,
    but what do we do now?
[19:19] Koto
    What do we do?
    She seems okay, so isn't that enough?
[19:24] Nukumizu
    That's what I mean. If she was open
    about being depressed, that'd be one thing,
[19:29] Nukumizu
    but when she's acting so cheery,
    it makes it harder to bring it up.
[19:33] Koto
    You have a really bad habit of
    always trying to rush to conclusions.
[19:40] Koto
    Acting cheery is one way to get cheery.
    Just keep her company for now.
[19:45] Koto
    Okay, Komari-chan. You're up.
[19:47] Komari
    What?
[19:48] Komari
    I-I don't have any sore muscles!
     Senpai, wait! Stop—
[19:51] Koto
    Come on, now.
[19:59] Komari
    Thi-i-is fe-e-els so-o go-o-od.
[20:03] Lemon
    So what were you guys doing there?
[20:05] Nukumizu
    We just... randomly came to hang out.
[20:09] Lemon
    No, you didn't.
[20:10] Nukumizu
    Yeah, well, um...
[20:12] Lemon
    Thanks, though. For looking out for me.
[20:17] Grandma
    I'm home.
[20:19] Grandma
    Oh, do we have guests?
[20:21] Lemon
    Yeah! Welcome back, Grandma!
[20:25] Koto
    Please excuse the intrusion.
[20:27] Koto
    We're members of the literature
    club at Lemon-san's school.
[20:31] Grandma
    Nice to meet you.
    Please make yourselves at home.
[20:34] Grandma
    Oh, yes! Wouldn't this be
    a good time to order sushi?
[20:38] Grandma
    Is there anything you kids can't eat?
[20:40] Nukumizu
    Oh, we couldn't impose
    on you for something like—
[20:46] Anna
    We're all good! We can eat anything!
[20:49] all
    Let's eat!
[20:52] Grandma
    Let's.
[20:56] Anna
    The fish is so tender and delicious.
[20:59] Grandma
    How is it?
[21:00] Koto
    This really is delicious!
[21:00] Nukumizu
    You should hurry up and eat, too, Komari.
[21:03] Nukumizu
    The sushi's disappearing
    faster than I expected.
[21:06] Komari
    I-I've never had salmon roe before.
[21:09] Komari
    I'm kinda scared.
[21:10] Nukumizu
    Yeah, you should leave them be.
[21:13] Lemon
    Here, Komari-chan. Eat these.
[21:16] Lemon
    It's sea urchin and abalone.
[21:17] Komari
    Oh. N-Never had either one before.
[21:22] Lemon
    Let's clean up.
[21:23] all
    Okay.
[21:25] Lemon
    I'll wipe the table.
[21:26] Anna
    Okay. Then I'll take this stuff away.
[21:28] Nukumizu
    Do you ever get lonely
    living alone in the mountains?
[21:31] Grandma
    I have the internet these days, so I get by.
[21:34] Grandma
    And my granddaughter is thoughtful
     enough to brings guests over.
[21:39] Lemon
    Hey, guys.
[21:41] Lemon
    You should all spend the night.
     We have tons of rooms.
[21:45] Nukumizu
    I appreciate the offer, but I didn't
    bring a change of clothes or anything.
[21:50] Nukumizu
    Wait just a minute.
[21:51] Nukumizu
    Yanami changed into something different
    after falling into the river, didn't she?
[21:57] Nukumizu
    Senpai, were you actually planning
    to stay over from the start?
[22:03] Koto
    Oh? Didn't I tell you?
[22:05] Nukumizu
    I didn't hear anything about it.
[22:07] Nukumizu
    But it'd be rude to just
    barge in on them like this.
[22:10] Grandma
    Oh, it's fine. I'd be very happy
    to host all of you tonight.
[22:13] Nukumizu
    Um, I...
[22:15] Grandma
    Just let Grandma take care of everything.
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