E5 - Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray
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[00:12] Nukumizu
"Anyone Who Says I'm Flat-Chested
Needs to Step in a Pile of Dog Poop."
[00:16] Nukumizu
I've waited so long for this to come out.
[00:18] Nukumizu
Summer vacation's almost over,
[00:20] Nukumizu
so I wanna get home and enjoy what's left
of it reading in an air-conditioned room.
[01:58] Kaju
Welcome home, big brother!
We have a situation!
[02:01] Nukumizu
What's wrong, Kaju? Why are you so upset?
[02:03] Kaju
It's an emergency! We need to
schedule an interview immediately!
[02:07] Kaju
O-Or should we just conduct one right now?
[02:10] Nukumizu
All right. Take a deep breath.
[02:12] Nukumizu
Once you've calmed down,
tell me what happened.
[02:15] Kaju
Okay! I have calmed down!
[02:16] Kaju
She showed up without warning
while I was preparing lunch!
[02:19] Kaju
Oh! Lunch today is
leftover curry from yesterday!
[02:22] Nukumizu
Yeah, she hasn't calmed down at all.
[02:25] Nukumizu
Well, at least I know what's for... lunch...
[02:31] Nukumizu
It can't be.
[02:35] Anna
Oh, Nukumizu-kun! Long time no see!
[02:37] Anna
This curry is so good. Don't they say
curry tastes better on the second day?
[02:42] Nukumizu
Um, Yanami-san, why are you
in my house eating curry?
[02:46] Nukumizu
Don't talk with your mouth full!
[02:49] Anna
Well, I've been visiting all my friends
to give them somen noodles.
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Threads
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[02:55] Nukumizu
Why do you have so much somen?
[02:58] Anna
Dad's salary was paid in somen this month.
[03:04] Nukumizu
His salary? What's going on?
[03:07] Anna
Some stuff happened, and he
got all of his July pay in somen.
[03:12] Anna
So we have tons of somen at home.
Like, a street value of 300,000 yen.
[03:16] Nukumizu
"Somen" isn't some codeword, is it?
Is this stuff legal?
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Threads
[03:19] Anna
Of course it is! What kind of family
do you think I'm from, exactly?
[03:24] Anna
And I've eaten it. A lifetime's worth.
[03:27] Nukumizu
I don't really get it, but I think I got it.
[03:30] Nukumizu
Want some more curry?
[03:31] Anna
That was my third plate. I'm good now.
[03:33] Nukumizu
You weren't on your second?
[03:40] Kaju
Um, Yanami-san. Would you mind
if I asked you a few things?
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[03:49] Kaju
First of all, your date of birth and blood type.
[03:52] Kaju
Your family structure, hobbies, and skills.
And when did you start seeing my big brother?
[03:56] Nukumizu
Hey, look. Yanami-san's really busy.
Can't you save this for another time?
[04:00] Kaju
But dear brother, I need her to
tell me stories about your school.
[04:05] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, you make
her call you "dear brother"?
[04:09] Nukumizu
I don't make her call me that!
There's a difference!
[04:21] Nukumizu
Comfortably lukewarm with
just the perfect whiff of chlorine.
[04:24] Nukumizu
The tap water during summer
vacation is something special.
[04:33] Nukumizu
Uh, is that you, Shikiya-senpai?
[04:36] Shikiya
And you must be... the boy
from the literature club?
[04:40] Nukumizu
Um...
[04:41] Nukumizu
What's she doing here?
[04:43] Shikiya
I came for something to drink,
but I ran out of energy.
[04:52] Nukumizu
Here you go.
[04:55] Shikiya
Tip it for me.
[04:57] Nukumizu
What? Huh?
[05:01] Shikiya
Hurry up.
[05:13] Nukumizu
What in the world am I doing here?
[05:19] Shikiya
Thanks.
[05:20] Shikiya
Brought me back to life.
[05:24] Shikiya
By the way...
[05:26] Shikiya
I heard Koto-san and Tamaki-san
started dating. Is it true?
[05:30] Nukumizu
Huh? Uh, yes. It is.
[05:35] Shikiya
Oh, it is?
[05:42] Nukumizu
Man, she's scary!
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[05:44] Tamaki
Okay, should we get down to business?
[05:47] Tamaki
We actually got a notice
from the student council.
[05:49] Nukumizu
The student council?
[05:51] Tamaki
All clubs are required to report
their activities over summer vacation.
[05:56] Tamaki
That's what I wanted to
talk to you all about today.
[06:00] Nukumizu
But summer vacation's almost over. Why now?
[06:03] Tamaki
Why now? Well...
[06:06] Koto
We don't have a choice. I was busy
with driving school and forgot all about it.
[06:11] Nukumizu
What about entrance exams?
[06:12] Tamaki
So here's my idea:
[06:13] Tamaki
we take the web novels we wrote before
and make them into a book. How's that sound?
[06:19] Koto
Here's a sample.
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SIGN Is It More Painful
to Be the Person
Who Waits
or the Person
Who Sleeps Alone?
(All Ages)
[06:21] Nukumizu
What kind of sample is that?
[06:23] Anna
Okay! I'll write the next part
of the one I wrote at camp.
[06:27] Anna
What will you write, Komari-chan?
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[06:33] Anna
A new work?
[06:34] Anna
You sure go all-out, Komari-chan.
You, Nukumizu-kun?
[06:37] Nukumizu
Huh?
[06:37] Nukumizu
Well, I guess I could revise the first part
of Halfwit on Love St. and submit that.
[06:43] Tamaki
Good. That settles it.
[06:46] Tamaki
Okay, when you finish your
manuscript, send it to me.
[06:48] Koto
Also, once we're done here,
can someone go help out in the library?
[06:53] Nukumizu
Help out with what?
[06:55] Koto
Every year, a club member helps the
library with collection maintenance.
[07:00] Koto
In exchange, they let us put in requests
when they order new books.
[07:05] Tamaki
Yeah, it's a "we scratch their back,
they scratch ours" sort of thing.
[07:15] Nukumizu
Don't you have a middle school
reunion party later?
[07:18] Nukumizu
Wait, is Hakamada going?
[07:20] Anna
Of course. Karen-chan's coming, too.
[07:24] Nukumizu
Even though Himemiya-san
was an exchange student?
[07:26] Anna
Among my friends, if we start dating someone,
we have to introduce them to everyone.
[07:31] Nukumizu
Are you gonna be okay there?
[07:33] Anna
Don't worry. I'm no longer the
same person I was in the first term.
[07:38] Anna
Yes, today I am full of gratitude for all things
in the world around me, great and small.
[07:44] Anna
I have opened my heart to kindness.
[07:46] Nukumizu
Excuse me?
[07:48] Anna
Shall I explain it in words even you
can understand, Nukumizu-kun?
[07:52] Nukumizu
I won't get my hopes up, but sure.
[07:54] Anna
Well, you see, Sosuke and Karen-chan
are both dear friends of mine.
[07:59] Anna
And when my dear friends find happiness,
shouldn't that delight me, as well?
[08:05] Anna
Essentially, by going out together,
those two have blessed me with great joy.
[08:11] Anna
At this stage, I feel nothing
but gratitude toward them.
[08:15] Nukumizu
If you say so, Yanami-san.
[08:17] Anna
You should read this as well, Nukumizu-kun.
SIGN 108
Magic Words
to Lighten
Your Heart
SIGN Umashima San
[08:20] Nukumizu
Uh, what is that book?
[08:23] Anna
Well, you see, it teaches you
how to accept yourself.
[08:27] Anna
You don't have to take
the yakitori off the stick.
[08:30] Anna
You can eat the whole thing at once.
[08:32] Anna
That's the sort of wisdom contained within.
[08:35] Nukumizu
Right. So it's a self-help book
you read when you've lost it.
[08:38] Ayano
Nukumizu!
[08:40] Ayano
Are you on duty today?
[08:42] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, yeah.
[08:45] Ayano
Oh, does this stand out?
[08:47] Nukumizu
Huh? Well, kinda.
[08:50] Ayano
It was a present from Chihaya.
[08:52] Ayano
She told me never to take it off.
Like, come on, right?
[08:55] Ayano
When she gave it to me, she made it
this big surprise. You know what it's like.
[09:01] Nukumizu
Sure.
[09:03] Nukumizu
I guess that's what they call
"humble-bragging."
[09:06] Nukumizu
Still, everyone around me is getting dumped,
so it was kind of a breath of fresh air.
[09:14] Komari
Wh-What?
[09:15] Nukumizu
Nothing. Oh, Komari, you said you'd write
something new. What are you gonna write?
[09:21] Komari
A r-reincarnation isekai. R-Romance genre.
[09:24] Komari
I-I actually started it
during summer vacation.
[09:28] Nukumizu
Seriously?
SIGN Tsuwabuki High School
SIGN Library
SIGN Class
SIGN Collection
[09:28] Komari
I-I even uploaded it to Lit Icon.
SIGN Guts Justice
SIGN (Battle)
SIGN Silent Tonic
SIGN Matsushita Shinji
SIGN (Suspense)
SIGN Forty-Six
SIGN Handler Fight
SIGN (Robots)
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SIGN Let the Broken
Engagement Ring Out!
SIGN Kuon Usagi
SIGN (Romance)
SIGN Violet Operation
SIGN Hyakushiki Kenjiro
SIGN Mikado-sama: Love Is Warned – Carnal Romance
SIGN Oda Shimajiro
SIGN (Romance)
SIGN Personal
SIGN Master Velvet
SIGN (Suspense)
SIGN Motakoi: Love Is DIFFICULT for Otaku
SIGN (Comedy)
[09:32] Nukumizu
That's your pen name?
[09:34] Nukumizu
Wait, eighth place overall?!
[09:39] Komari
Every time I refresh, I have more points!
[09:44] Nukumizu
When did you find the time?
SIGN Yakishio Lemon
SIGN Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
to lit club. I have plans today,
so let's run another time.
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SIGN Edit
SIGN Product Settlings
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SIGN Let the Broken
Engagement Ring Out!
SIGN Author Name
SIGN Kuon Usagi
SIGN K
SIGN Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
to lit club.
SIGN I have plans today,
so let's run another time.
[09:51] Komari
M-Message from Yakishio.
[09:54] Nukumizu
You've been messaging her?
[09:56] Komari
W-We've been going running
together now and then.
[10:00] Nukumizu
Oh, yeah. I remember you talking about that.
SIGN Tsuwabuki High School
SIGN Library
SIGN Class
SIGN Collection
[10:04] Komari
I-It's all your fault, Nukumizu.
[10:05] Nukumizu
Well, I apologize.
[10:08] Nukumizu
But if you don't want to go,
why not just say no?
[10:11] Komari
Wh-When someone comes on to me
really hard, I-I can never say no.
[10:16] Nukumizu
You've got a personality that's straight
out of a dirty comic. I need all the details.
[10:21] Nukumizu
Uh, no, what I mean is,
do you want me to talk to Yakishio for you?
[10:25] Komari
A-Actually, I kinda like it.
[10:28] Komari
Sh-She lets me set the pace,
and carries me piggyback when I'm tired.
[10:36] Komari
D-Does Yakishio have a-any brothers?
[10:41] Nukumizu
Huh? Oh, I have no idea. Why do you ask?
[10:45] Komari
Recently, Yakishio has...
[10:47] Komari
No, never mind.
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[11:04] Lemon
What? Oh it's you, Nuk-kun.
[11:07] Nukumizu
Y-Yakishio! At least lock the door!
[11:11] Lemon
I'm wearing stuff underneath.
You're overreacting, Nuk-kun.
[11:15] Nukumizu
So that's how she ties the ribbon.
[11:17] Lemon
The track club room's too cramped,
so I'm really glad they let me change here.
[11:23] Nukumizu
You take your hair clip out for practice, huh?
[11:26] Lemon
No, I always leave it in.
[11:28] Lemon
But I polished it yesterday
and didn't want it to get dirty.
[11:36] Nukumizu
Is something up?
[11:37] Lemon
Huh? What? No, nothing.
[11:42] Lemon
See you later.
[11:48] Kaju
Was Yanami-san with you
at your club yesterday?
[11:51] Nukumizu
Huh? Yeah, she was.
[11:54] Kaju
That's wonderful.
[11:55] Kaju
When you said you made a friend recently,
that was Yanami-san, wasn't it?
[11:59] Nukumizu
Well, yeah.
[12:00] Kaju
What do you say to inviting her over again?
[12:03] Kaju
I simply must give her a proper interview!
[12:06] Nukumizu
You don't need to interview her.
[12:08] Nukumizu
But she's just a friend.
It isn't that big a deal.
[12:12] Nukumizu
It's not like we hang out alon—
[12:13] Kaju
But that's how it always begins!
[12:15] Kaju
When I saw her up close,
she was a lovely person!
[12:20] Kaju
Big brother, is that from Yanami-san?
[12:23] Nukumizu
Um, it might be.
[12:25] Kaju
She's asking you out to tea!
[12:27] Kaju
Going to a café with a girl...
That's practically a date!
[12:30] Nukumizu
No, it really isn't.
SIGN You awake? If you have time, wanna
get something to drink?
SIGN Sure
[12:34] Nukumizu
That's what I told Kaju, anyway. But going
to a café with a girl during vacation...
[12:41] Nukumizu
Is that not what one would call a date?
[12:46] Nukumizu
In all the light novels
and manga I've read,
[12:49] Nukumizu
even if you aren't going out,
it counts as a date.
[12:52] Nukumizu
Which means that Yanami...
[12:55] Nukumizu
has asked me out on a date?!
[13:00] Anna
This world should perish.
[13:03] Nukumizu
Yup, this definitely isn't a date.
[13:05] Anna
I knew this would happen.
I knew this was how it would turn out.
[13:10] Anna
But to see it happening before my eyes...
[13:13] Nukumizu
You mean when you see them
flirting and stuff?
[13:15] Anna
No, they don't do a lot of
flirting and stuff in public.
[13:19] Nukumizu
Isn't that a good thing?
[13:20] Anna
That isn't the issue!
[13:23] Anna
She quietly cleans up after they eat,
[13:26] Anna
and he carries her bag
for her like it's nothing.
[13:28] Anna
It's that casual chemistry between them!
[13:31] Anna
When they meet,
they communicate with just a look.
[13:34] Anna
They share reward cards.
Their ringtones are the same.
[13:38] Anna
And then, they walk home together
without saying anything first!
[13:44] Anna
Damn straight! They're like newlyweds in heat
who can't keep their paws off each other!
[13:49] Server
Would...
[13:50] Anna
What?!
[13:50] Server
Would you like anything else?
[13:52] Anna
No! We're fine!
[13:55] Anna
Ooh, nice. Very nice.
[13:56] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, you're just having a
cream soda today? You're not eating?
[14:05] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, listen closely.
[14:08] Anna
Somen noodles are carbohydrates.
They're essentially sugar.
[14:12] Nukumizu
Yeah, I know.
[14:13] Anna
But those little guys are all cool
and slippery, and they look so thin.
[14:16] Anna
Doesn't it seem like they'd be okay to eat?
[14:19] Nukumizu
Um, so you're saying you ate too
much somen and gained wei—
[14:22] Anna
No, I have not gained weight!
[14:24] Nukumizu
But a cream soda is also mostly sugar.
[14:26] Anna
Drinks don't count! There's a theory
that ice cream doesn't make you fat.
[14:35] Anna
They're dropping hints.
[14:36] Nukumizu
Huh? What's that mean?
[14:37] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, I want to
drop hints like that, too.
[14:39] Anna
I'll spread posts all around social media
[14:42] Anna
hinting that I'm with a boy
to distract them and stuff.
[14:46] Nukumizu
What's the point of that?
[14:50] Anna
Huh?
[14:54] Nukumizu
It's Ayano and Yakishio.
What are they doing together?
[14:58] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, do you think they're cheating?
[15:01] Nukumizu
But they've been friends a long time.
[15:04] Anna
They're cheating.
[15:05] Nukumizu
But like, if you and Hakamada went somewhere
together, that wouldn't be cheating, would it?
[15:11] Anna
It's cheating!
[15:16] Anna
Looks like they already left.
[15:18] Nukumizu
Well, maybe we should call it
for today. I'll see you later.
[15:21] Anna
You're giving up already?
[15:33] Anna
Hey, Nukumizu-kun. Do you know that girl?
[15:38] Chihaya
Hello there. Do you remember who I am?
[15:43] Nukumizu
Um...
[15:45] Chihaya
It's me, Asagumo Chihaya!
[15:48] Nukumizu
Oh, Ayano's girlfriend, right?
[15:51] Chihaya
Yes! Did you happen to see Mitsuki-san
and Yakishio-san come this way?
[15:55] Anna
Yeah, they were—
[15:57] Nukumizu
G-Gosh, I really couldn't say.
[16:01] Chihaya
So you did see them.
[16:02] Nukumizu
Uh, see them? Well, yes, but...
[16:06] Chihaya
Shall we... find somewhere
more comfortable to talk?
[16:14] Nukumizu
Why does it have to be my room?
[16:19] Anna
Is this poster made out of cloth?
[16:21] Chihaya
You mustn't ask that, Yanami-san.
[16:23] Chihaya
It is polite to pretend not
to notice things like that.
[16:27] Anna
Oh, so this is the kind of poster you'd
be embarrassed to show other people?
[16:31] Chihaya
If a girl from class saw I had a tapestry
full of beautiful girls in underwear,
[16:36] Chihaya
I don't know how I'd live with myself.
[16:37] Nukumizu
Hold on! That isn't underwear!
They're combat uniforms!
[16:40] Anna
If they're combat uniforms,
why are they showing so much skin?
[16:43] Nukumizu
That's because they release
mana from their skin...
[16:47] Nukumizu
for the, uh, Sigma Drive.
[16:50] Anna
Oh, I see. So why are the girls
crawling on top of each other in bed?
[16:56] Nukumizu
Someone put me out of my misery!
[16:59] Kaju
When the five Awakened join together,
the Sigma Drive begins to resonate,
[17:04] Kaju
and that allows the legendary weapon,
Pashupatastra, to be unsealed.
[17:08] Kaju
So you see, there is a valid reason
for these girls in combat uniforms
[17:12] Kaju
to be physically connected.
[17:14] Nukumizu
She just kind of spoiled it.
I haven't read that far yet.
[17:16] Kaju
I've brought drinks for everyone.
[17:18] Chihaya
I apologize for visiting unannounced.
[17:18] Anna
Woohoo! Thanks!
[17:24] Nukumizu
So what did you want to talk about?
[17:27] Chihaya
Yes, of course. I would like to
be completely honest with you.
[17:31] Chihaya
I suspect Mitsuki-san is cheating on me.
[17:34] Chihaya
I have been following him
to try to catch him in the act.
[17:38] Chihaya
So if possible, I would like to ask
you two for your assistance.
[17:43] Nukumizu
Sorry, but—
[17:44] Anna
I guess I don't really mind assisting.
[17:47] Nukumizu
Yanami-san?!
[17:48] Chihaya
I am aware that those two were
childhood friends. And I am aware that...
[17:54] Chihaya
she has a crush on Mitsuki-san.
SIGN Black Thunder
[17:57] Chihaya
I like Mitsuki-san very much.
That's why I want him to be happy.
[18:03] Chihaya
Even if that means he
doesn't remain by my side.
[18:06] Nukumizu
Are you saying...
[18:08] Chihaya
I've been wondering for quite some time...
[18:11] Chihaya
if maybe he should've dated her instead.
[18:15] Chihaya
It may look like I came out of nowhere
and stole Mitsuki-san from her.
[18:21] Chihaya
That's why I want to ascertain
Mitsuki-san's true feelings.
[18:25] Chihaya
If he truly does have feelings
for Yakishio-san, then I'm...
[18:32] Chihaya
prepared to step aside.
[18:35] Kaju
It feels like my brother
is going very far away.
[18:41] Gon-chan
If it comes to that, Nuku-chan,
I'll take you as my own.
[18:45] Kaju
But I want my brother.
[18:47] Gon-chan
Nuku-chan, you're such a cutie.
C'mon and be my bride already.
[18:51] Kaju
I don't wanna.
SIGN Please come to Toyohashi Station
SIGN Asagumo Chihaya
[19:01] Nukumizu
Why did you decide to help her, Yanami-san?
[19:04] Anna
Did you see the look on Lemon-chan's face
when she was walking with Ayano-kun?
[19:09] Anna
You wouldn't look like that with
someone you've really given up on.
[19:12] Anna
When push comes to shove, the only people
who can really watch over Lemon-chan,
[19:16] Anna
or really chew her out,
are you and me, right?
[19:24] Anna
Are he and Lemon-chan here?
[19:27] Chihaya
Yes. They appear to be visiting
the food carts one by one.
[19:30] Chihaya
We should wait here.
[19:32] Nukumizu
How did you know they'd be meeting here?
[19:36] Chihaya
With GPS.
[19:37] Nukumizu
She said that like it was nothing!
[19:40] Nukumizu
So then—
[19:40] Chihaya
Voices down! They're here!
[19:42] Chihaya
At the Italian gelato shop.
SIGN Paperback Book Cover
[20:11] Nukumizu
Asagumo-san?
[20:14] Chihaya
What a lovely book cover.
Don't you think he'd love it?
[20:18] Nukumizu
Yeah, that's nice. He does love books.
[20:21] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san says he wants to find
a job that has to do with books.
[20:26] Chihaya
The first time he told me that,
I was quite surprised.
[20:30] Chihaya
I realized someone who shared my dream
was standing right beside me.
[20:39] Chihaya
You know, he really dislikes sweet things.
[20:43] Chihaya
I was aware of that, so I've never
suggested anything like that.
[20:47] Chihaya
So I've never gone out to eat anything
sweet with him, like gelato.
[20:52] Nukumizu
Uh, okay... but hey, what about savory crêpes?
[20:56] Nukumizu
And the gelato Ayano was eating may not
have been a sweet one. Like, uh, tuna mayo?
[21:01] Chihaya
Tuna mayo by itself would
give him an upset stomach.
[21:04] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san would need
something like a salad.
[21:10] Chihaya
I envy Yakishio-san. She's straightforward
and expresses her feelings clearly.
[21:17] Chihaya
All I ever think about is how
I don't want to upset Mitsuki-san.
[21:22] Nukumizu
I'm sure it's fine if you want to
eat ice cream together sometimes.
[21:26] Nukumizu
He isn't the type to get upset
over a request like that.
[21:30] Chihaya
You're actually a very kind person,
Nukumizu-san. I had you all wrong.
[21:35] Nukumizu
I think the entire school has me all wrong.
[21:42] Chihaya
This way!
[21:43] Nukumizu
H-Hey, wait!
[21:47] Nukumizu
Ayano? Wasn't Yakishio with him?
[21:50] Chihaya
It was only Mitsuki-san.
[21:52] Chihaya
I'll check out the situation outside.
[22:00] Chihaya
Nukumizu-san, I deeply
regret to inform you...
[22:04] Nukumizu
Yes?
[22:05] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san has found us.
[22:11] Ayano
Why are you guys here together?
[22:13] Nukumizu
U-Um...
[22:15] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san.
[22:16] Chihaya
I would like to suggest that...
[22:21] Chihaya
Nukumizu-san explains it all to you.
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray