Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines!
Meet the girls on the losing side of romance! First is Anna Yanami, the girl-next-door type who can’t say no to delicious food. Then there’s Lemon Yakishio, a beautiful and spirited athlete. Last but not least is Chika Komari, the cute yet shy heroine with gentle charm. Together, they navigate awkward setbacks hoping to finally find love!

Season 1

E1 - Professional Childhood Friend Yanami Anna's Style of Losing
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[00:09] Nukumizu
    They say seven out of ten high school
    couples break up within a year.
[00:15] Nukumizu
    If you include after graduation,
    almost all of them are destined to break up.
[00:20] Nukumizu
    Even so, people still get swept up in love.
    In the tears. In the laughter.
[00:26] Nukumizu
    I don't have a lot of confidence,
    in reality or in myself,
[00:30] Nukumizu
    that I'll ever find my world changed
    by a fleeting relationship like that.
[00:35] Nukumizu
    But sometimes, I wonder.
[00:40] Nukumizu
    What if I actually did have an
    experience like that in my teens?
[00:44] Nukumizu
    What if I did find a teary-eyed
    heroine standing before me?
[00:49] Nukumizu
    What if I was the main
    character in a light novel?
[00:52] Nukumizu
    If that happened...
[00:55] Nukumizu
    what would I think about it?
[01:02] (Flashback) Kurumi
    You did your best, big brother!
    I know it must've been hard.
[01:06] Kurumi & Nukumizu
    "I know all about how dedicated you are."
[01:10] Nukumizu
    "So if you need anyone to lean on,
    your little Kurumi is right here for you."
[01:20] Nukumizu
    Oh, this is so good.
    And I'm finally about to get to the climax!
[01:24] Nukumizu
    Every book in this series has twenty pages
    of the lead getting totally pampered.
[01:27] Anna
    You can't, Sosuke!
[01:29] Anna
    You can't be wasting time like this!
[01:32] Sosuke
    But...
[01:33] Nukumizu
    They're in my class.
    That's Yanami Anna and Hakamada Sosuke.
[01:38] Nukumizu
    Why are they having a lovers'
    quarrel in a place like this?
[01:40] Anna
    If you don't go see her now,
    Karen-chan is gonna leave for England!
[01:44] Anna
    Don't you care about that?
[01:45] Nukumizu
    Karen must be that girl
    who transferred recently.
[01:48] (Flashback) Karen
    A-ha! You're that molester from before!
[01:52] Nukumizu
    She's already transferring again?
    And to England?
[01:55] Nukumizu
    The story's moving way too fast!
[01:57] Sosuke
    But Karen... already said goodbye to me.
[02:00] Anna
    That obviously means she
    wants you to go see her!
[02:04] Sosuke
    How would you know—
[02:05] Anna
    Because I get it!
[02:06] Anna
    I mean, that's how I've always
    felt about you, Sosuke.
[02:13] Sosuke
    Anna...
[02:15] Sosuke
    I...
[02:18] Anna
    Go to her. Karen-chan's waiting for you.
[02:30] Sosuke
    I'm so sorry.
[02:36] Anna
    Don't apologize to me, idiot.
[02:40] Nukumizu
    Maybe I'll just pretend
    I didn't see anything.
[02:49] Nukumizu
    N-No! Anything but that!
[02:56] Nukumizu
    Stop! That's so painfully desperate!
[03:22] Employee
    Miss! Are you all right?
[03:24] Nukumizu
    I didn't see a thing.
[03:34] Anna
    Sosuke and I have been friends
     since we were little.
[03:38] Nukumizu
    Uh...
[03:39] Anna
    He made me a ring out of white clover.
[03:42] Anna
    He said he'd make me his wife.
[03:46] Anna
    His wife.
[03:50] Nukumizu
    His wife... His wife!
[03:50] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, are you okay?!
[03:56] Nukumizu
    For now, just drink that
    and try to calm down.
[03:58] Anna
    Thanks. You're in my class...
    Nukumizu-kun, right?
[04:03] Nukumizu
    Huh? You're asking me that now?
[04:06] Anna
    This is really good.
[04:08] Nukumizu
    It's rosehip tea.
[04:10] Nukumizu
    It's supposed to be good for the skin.
[04:13] Anna
    For my skin?
[04:15] Anna
    I don't have anyone to show it off to.
[04:17] Nukumizu
    Stop! Too graphic for me!
[04:19] employee
    Extra large fries. Here you are.
[04:21] Anna
    Yes, thank you!
[04:22] Nukumizu
    What? I didn't order that.
[04:24] Anna
    You're fine with honey mustard
    and cod roe mayo for sauces, right?
[04:28] Nukumizu
    Did you order that, Yanami-san?
[04:30] Anna
    Karen-chan's a dear friend of mine. But...
[04:34] Anna
    But you know, she just
     transferred here in May!
[04:38] Anna
    Don't the twelve years I've known
    Sosuke count for anything?
[04:42] Nukumizu
    I'll ask one more time.
    Was it you who ordered the fries?
[04:46] Anna
    Sosuke said he'd make me his wife.
    Isn't that mean? What a liar, right?
[04:52] Nukumizu
    When exactly did he say that?
[04:55] Anna
    It was before elementary school,
    so we must've been about four or five.
[04:59] Nukumizu
    Yeah, that doesn't count.
[05:00] Anna
    Wait. Does this mean he's cheating on me?
[05:03] Nukumizu
    Were you and Hakamada actually dating?
[05:05] Anna
    Oh, gosh. I guess it probably looked that way.
[05:09] Nukumizu
    So you weren't even going out?
    Then it's not cheating at all!
[05:13] Anna
    I-I mean, it was basically like
    we were half-dating, though.
[05:16] Anna
    And if that soggy cow hadn't waltzed onto
     the scene, we'd probably still be together!
[05:21] Nukumizu
    Wasn't she a "dear friend" a moment ago?
[05:23] Anna
    But I get it.
[05:25] Anna
    If I'd worked up the courage sooner,
    things might not have turned out like this.
[05:30] Nukumizu
    W-Well, you might be right.
[05:32] Anna
    I'm sorry I'm such a mess today.
[05:35] Nukumizu
    No, it's totally fine.
[05:36] Nukumizu
    That's not what you need to apologize for.
[05:39] Anna
    But I'm okay with it.
[05:40] Anna
    As long as Sosuke's happy, I'm okay with it.
[05:47] Nukumizu
    What a spectacular reaction
    to getting rejected.
[05:51] Nukumizu
    Speaking of, there's a term that
    perfectly describes girls like her.
[05:57] Nukumizu
    Yanami Anna. Yes, it fits you perfectly.
[06:00] Nukumizu
    You're a "losing heroine."
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    Heroines
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[06:16] Nukumizu
    Few realize that the flavor of water
    changes depending on the faucet.
[06:21] Nukumizu
    I am one of those who does.
[06:24] Nukumizu
    In the morning, the water from
    this faucet really is the best.
[06:29] Nukumizu
    It's the farthest one from
    the water tank on the roof,
[06:32] Nukumizu
    so the water has a much
    lower chlorine content.
[06:34] Nukumizu
    Once I've had my fill, I calculate the distance
    and time it'll take me to get back to class.
[06:40] Nukumizu
    If I get back too soon, I may find someone
    in my seat, and that'd be annoying.
[06:46] Nukumizu
    Perfect.
[06:49] Nukumizu
    But someone's in my seat.
[06:51] Nukumizu
    Ah, shoot. I guess that explains it.
SIGN    4th Period: World History 
    will start 10 minutes late.
    Independent study 
    until then!!
[06:59] Nukumizu
    Huh. Looks like the archery team made it
    to nationals for the third year in a row.
[07:04] Karen
    Okay, then the three of us
    should eat lunch together!
[07:04] Nukumizu
    Impressive.
[07:07] Anna
    I'm gonna pass on that.
[07:09] Anna
    Sosuke, be sure to take
    good care of Karen-chan.
[07:13] Karen
    Anna!
[07:15] Karen
    You really are my best friend, Anna.
[07:18] Nukumizu
    Even though she calls you a "soggy cow"?
[07:22] Nukumizu
    Well, maybe Yanami's over it by now...
[07:26] Nukumizu
    Wow. Yeah, she's not over anything yet.
[07:32] Nukumizu
    Hey, Yanami-san.
[07:35] Nukumizu
    U-Um, you're on duty today, right?
[07:39] Nukumizu
    Amanatsu-sensei's asking for you
    to go help in the printing room.
[07:42] Anna
    Oh, really? I'm on my way.
[07:47] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, did you
    say that to help me out?
[07:50] Nukumizu
    Well, kind of.
[07:53] Anna
    Thanks.
[07:54] Anna
    Another second and I'd have had
    a death grip on Karen-chan's boobs.
[07:57] Nukumizu
    How can she say that with a straight face?
[08:00] Nukumizu
    Oh, by the way, remember
    how I paid for you on Friday?
[08:03] Anna
    Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
[08:07] Anna
    I don't have my wallet on me, but maybe you
    can meet me at the emergency stairs at lunch?
[08:12] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[08:13] Anna
    The fire escape staircase.
    In the old building.
[08:15] Nukumizu
    Sure. As long as you pay me back.
[08:21] Anna
    You know, they actually started dating.
[08:23] Anna
    So why did they ask me to
    eat with them? It's so weird.
[08:26] Anna
    And here I thought we were good friends.
[08:28] Anna
    I wonder if they're trying
    to hurt me even more.
[08:32] Nukumizu
    Are you guys seriously best friends?
[08:33] Amanatsu
    Hey! Yanami!
[08:35] Amanatsu
    What are you doing? Class is about to st—
[08:39] Anna
    Amana-chan, are you okay?
[08:41] Amanatsu
    Ow, ow, ow. Thanks.
[08:43] Nukumizu
    Amanatsu-sensei, aren't these
    the wrong lesson materials?
[08:47] Amanatsu
    Hey, I don't know who you think you are,
     but get it together, man!
[08:51] Amanatsu
    In second year, we cover the
    Byzantine Empire! Viva Byzantine!
[08:56] Anna
    Sensei, your next class is 1-C.
[08:58] Amanatsu
    Huh?!
[09:00] Nukumizu
    And I'm actually one
    of your students, Sensei.
[09:04] Amanatsu
    Byzantine!
[09:04] Anna
    Not Byzantine.
[09:12] female student
    Isn't that wild?
[09:20] Anna
    Please save me.
[09:22] Anna
    Karen-chan wants the three of us to
    go do karaoke together after school.
[09:27] Nukumizu
    So why don't you?
[09:28] Anna
    They're gonna make me
    listen to them sing a duet!
[09:32] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, are you
    saying you want me to die?
[09:35] Nukumizu
    Well, no... Uh, good luck, I guess.
[09:39] Nukumizu
    So about the money from before—
[09:41] Anna
    That night...
[09:42] Anna
    I even got a message from Sosuke's sister.
[09:45] Anna
    "I can't get a hold of Sosuke.
    Are you two together?"
[09:50] Anna
    Now, why in the world didn't
     he see her messages? I wonder.
[09:52] Nukumizu
    Somebody save me.
[09:54] Anna
    I wonder.
[09:55] Anna
    I wonder!
[09:59] Anna
    Sorry.
[10:00] Anna
    I can't talk about this with any
    of my friends or acquaintances.
[10:04] Nukumizu
    Guess that means I'm not
    even an acquaintance.
[10:08] Nukumizu
    So... do you think you can
    finally pay me back now?
[10:12] Nukumizu
    Here's the receipt from before.
[10:14] Anna
    Yeah, thanks so much for that.
     You really saved my—
[10:19] Anna
    Oh, my. Did the total go up?
[10:21] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, you also got an order
     of watermelon pancakes, remember?
[10:25] Anna
    Uh-huh.
[10:25] Nukumizu
    And you finished up with
     a pork shabu udon salad.
[10:28] Anna
    'Cause salads don't make you gain weight.
[10:30] Nukumizu
    I'm not opposed to your faith
    in salads. Not at all.
[10:34] Anna
    It's just an idea, but what if I were
    to repay you in some other way?
[10:39] Nukumizu
    Some other way?
[10:43] Anna
    I'm not actually very good at it,
    so I'm not sure if it'll satisfy you,
[10:49] Anna
    but Sosuke used to say he really liked it.
[10:52] Nukumizu
    Huh? What?!
[10:53] Nukumizu
    She can't possibly mean
    doing something wet and sticky!
[10:56] Nukumizu
    No way! This is bad! And we're at school!
[11:00] Anna
    I...
[11:01] Nukumizu
    Listen—
[11:02] Anna
    I'm not very good at cooking,
    but I think I could manage a bento lunch!
[11:07] Nukumizu
    A bento lunch?
[11:08] Anna
    Something wrong?
[11:09] Nukumizu
    Oh, right! A bento lunch!
[11:12] Nukumizu
    But one bento lunch
    probably won't cover it...
[11:14] Anna
    Right, so I'll make you one every day
    until it equals the amount on the receipt.
[11:18] Nukumizu
    Uh, I'm not sure—
[11:19] Anna
    Okay, we'll start tomorrow.
     I'll be waiting here.
[11:26] Nukumizu
    Sure.
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[11:28] Nukumizu
    Looking forward to it.
[11:36] Komari
    U-Um, you're N-Nukumizu-kun, right?
[11:40] Komari
    I-I-I'm, um, a first-year
    in the literature club—
[11:46] Nukumizu
    Huh? Who? From where?
[11:51] Komari
    Um, my name is Komari.
    From the literature club. Komari Chika.
[11:56] Komari
    U-Um, I need to speak with you!
     A-About the club.
[12:00] Nukumizu
    With me? What does the
    literature club want with me?
[12:05] Komari
    W-Well, that's...
[12:10] Komari
    Nukumizu-kun, you're in the lit club, right?
[12:13] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[12:14] Komari
    Huh?
[12:16] Nukumizu
    Come to think of it...
[12:17] Nukumizu
    Just after I started here, I think I got talked
    into signing up for the literature club.
[12:24] Nukumizu
    "The student council sent out a warning about
    members who aren't participating in the club"?
[12:30] Koto
    Nukumizu-kun, right? It's been a while.
[12:34] Nukumizu
    I apologize. I think I've
    been ghosting for a while.
[12:36] Koto
    It helps a lot having you back, though.
[12:39] Koto
    I'm the vice president, Tsukinoki Koto.
     Third-year. Remember me?
[12:43] Nukumizu
    Oh, sure. Of course I do.
[12:45] Nukumizu
    Of course I'm lying.
[12:50] Nukumizu
    Not a bad selection.
[12:52] Koto
    You can borrow whatever you want.
    Just don't touch the Dazai or Mishima.
[12:58] Koto
    The student council has had
    their eyes on us recently.
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    the pen!!
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    the pen!!
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    the pen!!
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    the pen!!
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    the pen!!
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[13:01] Koto
    You're gonna have to hang out
    with us for a while. Okay, later.
[13:07] Koto
    Absolutely do not touch 
    the Dazai or Mishima, okay?
[13:25] Nukumizu
    The BL genre aside, at least there's a
    bunch of popular series I haven't read yet.
[13:30] Nukumizu
    I don't need to worry about
    lunch money for a while.
[13:31] Nukumizu
    Maybe I can hold off on new books and catch
    up on a few series the lit club doesn't have.
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    Reissue Lineup
[13:37] Kaju
    You definitely have to buy 
    You're the Innocent Queen of Darkness.
[13:41] Kaju
    At least up to volume 5, when my favorite
    character starts turning to the dark side—
[13:44] Nukumizu
    Kaju.
[13:46] Nukumizu
    Why are you in my room?
[13:47] Kaju
    I'm in here most of the time.
    You just don't notice me.
[13:50] Nukumizu
    What a creepy thing to say.
[13:51] Kaju
    So, big brother, have you
    made any friends at school?
[13:56] Kaju
    Have no fear, big brother. I, Kaju,
    will find you some friends without fail.
[14:03] Kaju
    First of all, I'll make you a chara-ben.
[14:05] Nukumizu
    Kmff-rhf-bmf?
[14:06] Kaju
    Yes! A character bento's a great
    conversation starter that'll win people over!
[14:12] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, I've actually got someone
    making lunch for me for a while.
[14:20] Kaju
    B-B-Big brother, are you saying
     you're going out with a woman?!
[14:23] Nukumizu
    No, I'm not!
[14:24] Kaju
    Oh, of course not!
[14:25] Kaju
    How could someone with
    no friends have a girlfriend?
[14:28] Kaju
    But isn't it strange to have a non-friend
    non-girlfriend making lunch for you?
[14:33] Nukumizu
    Well, I've actually paid for it.
[14:37] Kaju
    Oh, eating out with a working girl?
[14:39] Kaju
    It must be one of those "bento lunch" things.
     My friends told me all about that.
[14:45] Nukumizu
    Kaju.
[14:46] Kaju
    Yes, what?
[14:48] Nukumizu
    You need to find better friends.
[14:52] Anna
    Isn't that mean?
[14:54] Nukumizu
    What is?
[14:55] Anna
    I'm talking about you!
    I asked for your help yesterday.
[14:59] Anna
    I had to listen to the brand-new
    couple singing duets together.
[15:03] Anna
    Can you imagine how that felt?!
[15:06] Nukumizu
    So what about my lunch?
[15:09] Anna
    Here you go.
[15:12] Nukumizu
    Um, what's this?
[15:14] Anna
    I tried to make two bento
    lunches this morning,
[15:17] Anna
    and my mom was like,
    "I'm sure Sosuke-kun will be thrilled!"
[15:22] Nukumizu
    This is convenience store food, right?
[15:24] Anna
    That's why I couldn't make enough for two.
[15:27] Nukumizu
    The packaging's clearly
    handmade, but still...
[15:30] Nukumizu
    Okay. Let's say this is 268 yen.
[15:33] Anna
    Too cheap!
[15:34] Nukumizu
    But that's the actual price.
[15:38] Nukumizu
    Fine. 300 yen.
[15:41] Nukumizu
    Anyway, why don't you keep
    your distance from those two?
[15:47] Anna
    Everyone's walking on eggshells
    around me in class.
[15:51] Anna
    'Cause, like, Sosuke and I used
    to be together all the time.
[15:55] Anna
    "Oh, what? Did Yanami get dumped?"
    That's the vibe right now.
[16:00] Nukumizu
    Um, I'm not sure what to...
[16:04] Nukumizu
    Okay, 350 yen.
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[16:10] Ayano
    I heard you joined the lit club, Nukumizu.
[16:13] Ayano
    My teacher told me they have
    the complete works of Abe Kobo.
[16:16] Ayano
    Can I borrow them sometime?
[16:18] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, that's probably okay.
    I'll check with my senpai.
[16:23] Ayano
    Thanks.
[16:24] Lemon
    Mitsuki!
[16:25] Lemon
    I'm skipping my club today.
    Wanna go get something to eat?
[16:30] Ayano
    Sorry. I have prep school today.
[16:32] Lemon
    Huh? You're still a first-year.
[16:34] Lemon
    If all you do is study,
    you're just gonna get dumber.
[16:38] Ayano
    And if you don't study more,
    you'll end up repeating the year.
[16:42] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san. We're going to be late
    to cram school if we don't get going.
[16:46] Ayano
    Oh, Chihaya. I'm coming.
[16:49] Ayano
    See you later, Lemon.
[16:50] Lemon
    Huh? Oh... Bye-bye.
[16:54] Lemon
    Hey, are you and Mitsuki friends?
[16:58] Nukumizu
    Uh, we're not exactly friends,
    but we go to the same cram school—
[17:02] Lemon
    So do you know who that girl was?
[17:05] Nukumizu
    Um, Asagumo-san, I think?
[17:08] Nukumizu
    She and Ayano are both
    taking the advanced course.
[17:10] Lemon
    Advanced course, huh?
[17:13] Lemon
    I guess Mitsuki's into smart girls after all.
[17:17] Anna
    Lemon-chan, what are your intentions?
[17:19] Lemon
    Huh? N-Nothing.
[17:22] Lemon
    It's just, we've been in the same
    class since elementary school...
[17:24] Anna
    Sounds like you're childhood friends.
[17:27] Anna
    Which means...
[17:29] Anna
    That woman is the homewrecker.
[17:32] Nukumizu
    Oh, come on. "Homewrecker"?
[17:34] Anna
    Listen, Nukumizu-kun,
    there are only two types of girls.
[17:38] Anna
    The childhood friend and the homewrecker.
[17:41] Nukumizu
    I see.
[17:42] Nukumizu
    But what a contrast!
[17:43] Lemon
    Hey, what do those two look like to you?
[17:46] Anna
    They seem pretty friendly,
    but didn't they meet just recently?
[17:52] Anna
    Maybe they're just plain friends.
[17:55] Lemon
    Right! I'm sure they're just plain friends!
[17:58] Lemon
    I knew you'd get it, Yana-chan!
[18:01] Anna
    Lemon-chan, I kinda feel like
    we're not that different after all.
[18:05] Anna
    I'm rooting for you!
[18:09] Anna
    They're asking me to hang out again today.
[18:12] Anna
    "Wanna come study at Karen-chan's house?"
[18:15] Nukumizu
    You should say no.
[18:16] Anna
    But if I don't go,
    it'll be just the two of them!
[18:19] Nukumizu
    That may be true, but where's my lunch?
[18:22] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, you ever think this
    might be why you don't have friends?
[18:26] Nukumizu
    I don't need that from you.
[18:28] Anna
    Hold the lid a minute.
[18:31] Anna
    I only have one lunch box I can use,
    so I shoved the two servings into one box.
[18:38] Anna
    Okay, let's eat.
[18:41] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, how much is that worth?
[18:45] Nukumizu
    Um, let's say 400 yen.
[18:47] Anna
    Nice! Not bad at all.
[18:48] Anna
    At this rate, I should be able to
    pay it off by summer vacation.
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[19:53] Anna
    You can see the field from here.
[19:56] Nukumizu
    Oh. Yeah.
[19:58] Anna
    Isn't that Lemon-chan over there?
[20:02] Anna
    Lemon-chan... She sure is fast.
[20:05] Nukumizu
    I heard she placed in the
    prefectural competition.
[20:07] Anna
    How'd you know that?
[20:09] Nukumizu
    I'm no slouch when it comes to
    reading the announcement board.
[20:14] Anna
    Lemon-chan's so cool.
[20:35] Anna
    I guess I really got dumped.
[20:39] Anna
    I understood it in my head, but I don't
    think my body had figured it out yet.
[20:46] Anna
    I was here thinking,
    "Wow, Lemon-chan sure can run."
[20:51] Anna
    And then it turned into
    "Wow, I sure got dumped."
[20:56] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, maybe if you get dumped flat
    on your face someday, you'll know what I mean.
[21:00] Nukumizu
    You think so?
[21:02] Anna
    Still, nothing changes after you've been dumped.
    Doesn't even feel like a fresh start.
[21:07] Anna
    But still, everything around
     you keeps moving on,
[21:11] Anna
    so you've got to keep moving, too.
[21:14] Nukumizu
    I've never been dumped before,
    so I don't really get it.
[21:19] Anna
    Spoken like a lady-killer.
[21:26] Nukumizu
    They say seven out of ten high school
    couples break up within a year.
[21:31] Nukumizu
    If you include after graduation,
    almost all of them are destined to break up.
[21:36] Nukumizu
    Even so, people still get swept up in love.
    In the tears. In the laughter.
[21:43] Nukumizu
    I don't have a lot of confidence,
    in reality or in myself,
[21:47] Nukumizu
    that I'll ever find my world changed
    by a fleeting relationship like that.
[21:52] Nukumizu
    But sometimes, I wonder.
[21:56] Nukumizu
    What if I actually did have an
    experience like that in my teens?
[22:00] Nukumizu
    What if I did find a teary-eyed
    heroine standing before me?
[22:05] Nukumizu
    What if I was the main
    character in a light novel?
[22:10] Nukumizu
    If that happened...
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    what would I think about it?

E2 - The Promised Failure for You
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[02:02] Nukumizu
    I don't like this system at all.
[02:05] Nukumizu
    Doesn't making us clean up when
    the date matches our student number
[02:09] Nukumizu
    let students in the 30s off the hook?
[02:15] Nukumizu
    Y-Yakishio-san?
[02:19] Lemon
    Hey, Nukumizu.
[02:21] Lemon
    I need to talk to you about something.
[02:30] Nukumizu
    Normally, this sort of thing foreshadows
    a very arousing turn of events.
[02:36] Nukumizu
    But in rom-com terms,
    Yakishio and I are short on plot developments
[02:40] Nukumizu
    that would lead to an incident
    in the gym storage room.
[02:44] Lemon
    So what happened with that thing?
[02:46] Nukumizu
    Huh? What "thing" do you mean?
[02:48] Lemon
    Oh, you know.
[02:50] Lemon
    Mitsuki said he was gonna borrow books
    from the lit club. Did he do that already?
[02:55] Nukumizu
    Oh, that "thing."
[02:57] Lemon
    I-If it's okay, I wouldn't mind
    taking the books to him myself.
[03:06] Nukumizu
    Okay, how about this:
[03:09] Nukumizu
    Why don't we get him to pick them up
    when you have a day off from your club?
[03:14] Lemon
    My club? Why?
[03:17] Nukumizu
    Um, because it'd probably be okay
     for you to visit the lit club then.
[03:21] Nukumizu
    As an observer or whatever.
[03:23] Lemon
    An observer? Me?
[03:28] Nukumizu
    Yeah. I mean, you could even
    come to the club together then.
[03:32] Nukumizu
    Both of you. Together.
[03:37] Lemon
    Of course! Nukumizu, you're really smart!
[03:40] Lemon
    You're actually not such a bad guy.
     I had you all wrong.
[03:44] Nukumizu
    I think the entire class has me all wrong.
[03:49] Lemon
    Uh-oh.
[03:50] Nukumizu
    What's wrong?
[03:51] Lemon
    It looks like...
[03:54] Lemon
    the door might be locked from outside.
[03:57] Nukumizu
    What?!
[03:58] Nukumizu
    Hey!
[03:59] Lemon
    Hey!
[03:59] Nukumizu
    Somebody help!
[04:01] Lemon
    We're still in here!
[04:02] Nukumizu
    Hey!
[04:06] Nukumizu
    The forecast said the temperature
    was gonna get up to 35 degrees today.
[04:11] Nukumizu
    It's the first really hot day of the summer.
[04:16] Nukumizu
    Whoa. She must have a super fast metabolism.
[04:20] Nukumizu
    Hey, Yakishio-san, you okay?
[04:22] Lemon
    I'm fine. I'm more like an impala
    than a Thomson's gazelle.
[04:27] Nukumizu
    Really? You're an impala?
[04:31] Lemon
    Basically, it's a lot faster to run on four legs.
[04:36] Lemon
    What I'm saying is, spotted hyenas
    like to get splashed with water!
[04:41] Nukumizu
    She definitely doesn't sound okay!
[04:45] Nukumizu
    Yakishio-san, here! It's a cooling spray!
[04:48] Lemon
    Ooh, Nuk-kun, nice one!
[04:51] Nukumizu
    Am I "Nuk-kun" now?
[04:52] Lemon
    Spray it all over me.
[04:54] Nukumizu
    Ah! Wait a second!
[04:57] Lemon
    Hurry up.
[05:00] Nukumizu
    I never thought the day would come
    when a girl was begging for me!
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    Do the front next.
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[05:10] Lemon
    Hurry up.
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[05:27] Nukumizu
    Spray!
[05:36] Nukumizu
    At this rate, I feel like...
[05:39] Nukumizu
    you can't blame me if I start getting
    in a weird mood. This isn't my fault!
[05:45] Nukumizu
    Wait, wait, wait! Don't take it off!
[05:49] Lemon
    Nuk-kun, what's the big deal?
     It's just us girls here.
[05:53] Nukumizu
    She's completely out of her mind!
[05:59] Lemon
    This bottle still has something in it.
[06:02] Nukumizu
    Wait! Y-You can't drink that!
[06:05] Lemon
    Hey, Nuk-kun, whaddaya doing?
[06:08] Nukumizu
    Y-Y-Yakishio-san! Your top! Your top!
[06:12] Nukumizu
    Whoa! Something's touching me!
    Something's touching me!
[06:19] Amanatsu
    Hey! Is somebody in there?
[06:22] Nukumizu
    Yes! Please open the door!
[06:27] Nukumizu
    We're finally saved.
[06:35] Amanatsu
    Catch ya when you're done.
[06:37] Nukumizu
    Leave it open!
[06:39] Nukumizu
    Leave it open!
[06:45] Lemon
    Oh, man. It's so delicious.
[06:48] Konuki
    Heatstroke is really scary. Worst-case,
    it can leave you disabled or even kill you.
[06:54] Amanatsu
    Forget class, you guys.
    Just rest here in the nurse's office.
[06:57] Amanatsu
    And you, mister. I'll contact your homeroom
    teacher. Name and class number?
[07:02] Nukumizu
    I'm in your class, Sensei. It's me, Nukumizu.
[07:05] Amanatsu
    Huh? You are?
[07:07] Amanatsu
    Well, whatever.
[07:10] Amanatsu
    Okay, Konuki-chan.
    I'll let you take care of it.
[07:14] Nukumizu
    Konuki-sensei, are you and
    Amanatsu-sensei close friends?
[07:18] Konuki
    We are.
[07:19] Konuki
    We used to be classmates here and spent
    a lot of time in the nurse's office together.
[07:25] Konuki
    The stains on the ceiling
    haven't changed at all since then.
[07:28] Nukumizu
    I'm surprised you remember
    something like that.
[07:30] Konuki
    Well, when you get laid...
[07:32] Konuki
    I mean, when you're leaning back,
    the ceiling's right there in front of you.
[07:37] Nukumizu
    This lady is kinda nuts.
[07:49] Konuki
    You have a visitor.
[07:51] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, are you okay?
[07:56] Nukumizu
    Yeah. Thanks.
[07:58] Anna
    I brought your bento lunch. Wanna eat?
[08:01] Konuki
    Oh, my. Am I in the way?
[08:05] Konuki
    I'll step out for a bit, so you
    can go ahead and use the room.
[08:09] Konuki
    You can lock it from the inside.
     Enjoy yourselves.
[08:13] Nukumizu
    First Amanatsu-sensei, now her.
    How did they even become teachers?
[08:19] Nukumizu
    Omelet rice?
[08:20] Anna
    Yeah. I'm pretty proud of this one.
    I was able to flip it and roll it nicely.
[08:26] Anna
    Okay, hands together.
    Thank you for the food.
[08:29] Nukumizu
    Oh, right. Thank you for the food.
[08:34] Anna
    Pretty good, right?
    So how much is it worth to you, sir?
[08:38] Nukumizu
    Hmm... Let's say 400 yen.
[08:40] Anna
    Not too shabby. But I'm gonna
    step up to that 400 yen wall,
[08:44] Anna
    and smash through it with this!
[08:46] Nukumizu
    I see. Your strategy is to add soup
     to raise the assessed value.
[08:51] Anna
    Whatever in the world made you think...
[08:54] Anna
    that this is soup?
[08:58] Nukumizu
    It's white sauce!
[09:01] Nukumizu
    Personally speaking, I prefer ketchup,
    but the extra effort does add flair!
[09:10] Nukumizu
    What the heck? This is so good!
[09:12] Anna
    It was left over from a holiday present I got.
    It's the Empire Hotel's official white sauce!
[09:17] Anna
    So? How much would you pay for this flavor?
     For a taste of the Empire Hotel!
[09:27] Nukumizu
    Five...
[09:28] Nukumizu
    600 yen.
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[09:29] Anna
    600 yen! Thank you very much!
[09:32] Lemon
    Sounds like you guys are having fun.
[09:35] Anna
    Oh, Lemon-chan! Good morning.
    Are you feeling better?
[09:39] Lemon
    Much, much better.
[09:40] Lemon
    But I don't remember what happened
    at the end. How did we end up?
[09:45] Nukumizu
    Huh? Um, no, uh...
[09:47] Nukumizu
    A-Amanatsu-sensei rescued us.
[09:49] Lemon
    Really?
[09:50] Lemon
    Then I guess Amanatsu-sensei
    changed my clothes for me.
[09:53] Nukumizu
    Right! Amanatsu-sensei
    changed your clothes.
[09:56] Nukumizu
    And I didn't see a thing. Not a thing.
[09:59] Lemon
    You'd better not have. What sort
    of creep watches a girl changing?
[10:03] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, that's kinda gross.
[10:05] Nukumizu
    Don't say that.
    I won't be able to face another day.
[10:07] Lemon
    But anyway, what's that? It looks delicious.
[10:11] Anna
    I know, right? I made it myself.
[10:14] Anna
    Here. Say "ahh."
[10:16] Nukumizu
    Why is she feeding her from my plate?
[10:20] Lemon
    Wow, yum! What is this sauce? It's so wild!
[10:23] Anna
    Why, it's from the Empire Hotel!
[10:24] Nukumizu
    Uh, that's actually my lunch.
[10:26] Lemon
    The Empire Hotel?!
[10:28] Lemon
    What's wrong, Nuk-kun?
[10:30] Anna
    Oh, yeah. I guess that counts
     as an indirect kiss.
[10:33] Anna
    Mind out of the gutter, son. You're at school.
[10:35] Nukumizu
    I wasn't thinking anything dirty!
[10:37] Lemon
    Huh? Then why are you blushing?
[10:39] Nukumizu
    I-I'm not!
[10:41] Ayano
    Excuse me. Is Lemon here?
[10:43] Lemon
    M-Mitsuki!
[10:44] Ayano
    Are you feeling better? Here.
    I brought you a get-well gift.
[10:48] Lemon
    You brought this for me?
[10:50] Ayano
    But you seem fine. Maybe you don't need it.
[10:53] Lemon
    I do! I was feeling so bad,
    I couldn't eat at all!
[10:57] Ayano
    Yeah, sure looks like it.
[10:59] Ayano
    You can't eat it if it's on your cheek.
[11:02] Lemon
    Um, thank you.
[11:07] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san!
[11:08] Ayano
    Oh, Chihaya. What's up?
[11:10] Chihaya
    I was thinking of going to the study room
    after class. Would you like to join me?
[11:15] Ayano
    Oh, sorry. Gotta go home early today.
    I'll see you at cram school tomorrow.
[11:19] Chihaya
    Got it. Then I'll get in touch later tonight.
[11:27] Ayano
    Silly. I said I'll see you tomorrow.
[11:31] Ayano
    I'd better get back to class.
    Lemon, take it easy, okay?
[11:35] Lemon
    S-Sure. Thanks.
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[11:43] Nukumizu
    Um, Tsukinoki-senpai?
[11:45] Koto
    Hmm?
[11:46] Nukumizu
    Is it all right if I lend
    some of these to a friend?
[11:49] Koto
    Sure, I don't mind.
    Butter him up with favors,
[11:53] Koto
    then once he's cornered, we recruit him.
[11:56] Nukumizu
    Uh-huh...
[11:57] Koto
    Okay, gotta go.
[12:02] Koto
    Shintaro keeps forgetting the
    duty schedule and has to stay after.
[12:06] Koto
    I gotta go give him backup.
[12:08] Koto
    Oh, yeah. Just don't lay a finger
    on the Dazai or Mishima, okay?
[12:12] Nukumizu
    Shintaro? Huh. Must be her boyfriend.
[12:18] Nukumizu
    Huh? What is it?
[12:19] Komari
    N-N-Not her boyfriend.
[12:21] Komari
    J-Just a ch-childhood friend.
[12:25] Komari
    A-And she got the order wrong.
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[12:30] Nukumizu
    Who the hell cares either way?
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[12:37] Nukumizu
    I could almost pass for a
    regular high school student.
[12:42] Nukumizu
    Huh? Kaju? What are you doing here?
[12:45] Kaju
    Big brother, have you made
    any friends at school yet?
[12:49] Nukumizu
    Huh? No, not yet.
[12:51] Komari
    I'm worried about you.
[12:53] Komari
    People aren't allowed to be
    completely friendless after middle school.
[12:57] Nukumizu
    Meaning I'm not allowed to?
[12:59] Komari
    For example, excluding teachers,
    how many people did you talk to today?
[13:04] Nukumizu
    Um... five people, I guess?
[13:09] Komari
    Five people?
[13:14] Komari
    I feel awful for hounding you so much
    that you feel you have to lie to me.
[13:19] Komari
    Big brother, having no friends is
    really nothing to be ashamed about.
[13:25] Nukumizu
    But it still isn't allowed, right?
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[13:46] Lemon
    Nuk-kun, good morning!
[13:48] Nukumizu
    O-Oh, g-good morning.
[13:50] Lemon
    Listen, I finally remembered what happened
     in the storage room yesterday.
[13:53] Lemon
    So today, after class—
[13:55] Nukumizu
    Ah! Y-You remembered what happened?
[13:56] Nukumizu
    Nope! I didn't see!
    I didn't see anything at all!
[14:00] Lemon
    What? We talked about me going
    to the lit club with Mitsuki today.
[14:04] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[14:05] Lemon
    Didn't you say we should come together?
    Did the heat fry your brain, too?
[14:09] Nukumizu
    Oh, that's right. Yeah, I totally did.
[14:12] Nukumizu
    Yup, yup. Sounds good.
[14:14] Lemon
    Okay, see you after class.
[14:17] Anna
    Lemon-chan sure is going after him.
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[14:20] Anna
    Maybe I should come observe, too,
     so I can back her up.
[14:24] Nukumizu
    Yeah, but to the literature club?
     Are you cool with that?
[14:27] Anna
    Heh. I really like flowers and stuff.
[14:29] Nukumizu
    That's the horticulture club.
[14:32] Anna
    Huh?
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[14:34] Tamaki
    It's Nukumizu-kun, right?
[14:35] Nukumizu
    Uh, yes.
[14:37] Tamaki
    I'm Tamaki Shintaro, the club president.
[14:38] Nukumizu
    So Shintaro was the president?
[14:39] Anna
    Very nice to meet you.
[14:40] Koto
    Oh, is this your Abe Kobo friend?
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    Are Bad
[14:43] Nukumizu
    Uh, actually, it isn't.
[14:45] Anna
    Nice to meet you. My name's Yanami,
    not Abe. I've come to observe.
[14:50] Tamaki
    Really? I'm happy so many people
    are interested in the lit club.
[14:53] Anna
    A long time ago, I tried wool felting.
[14:56] Anna
    Where you poke a hairball with a needle.
[14:58] Nukumizu
    That's the knit club.
SIGN    New club member!
[14:59] Anna
    Huh?
SIGN    New club member!
[15:00] Tamaki
    I have to go attend a presidents' meeting.
SIGN    New club member!
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[15:04] Komari
    Um, uh, President?
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    Are Bad
[15:06] Komari
    Th-That sci-fi book I borrowed
    was really good.
[15:09] Komari
    I didn't really get it, but—
[15:11] Tamaki
    You thought so?
[15:13] Tamaki
    Ah, I knew you had good taste, Komari-chan.
[15:16] Koto
    Whoa there.
[15:18] Koto
    Komari-chan, if you don't like that,
     I'll tell him off myself.
[15:22] Komari
    I-I...
[15:23] Komari
    My head... d-doesn't really... uh, hate it.
[15:28] Tamaki
    You really are a cutie, Komari-chan.
[15:31] Tamaki
    You should learn from her example, Koto.
[15:33] Koto
    Shaddap.
[15:34] Tamaki
    See you later.
[15:38] Komari
    The p-president... He called...
    He called me a c-cutie.
[15:45] Anna
    You two sure get along well.
[15:48] Koto
    Well, we're childhood friends.
    We're kinda stuck together.
[15:51] Anna
    Childhood friends?
[15:54] Anna
    That must mean...
[15:58] Anna
    Homewrecker.
[16:00] Nukumizu
    C-Cmon, Yanami-san.
    Let's not use that talk in here.
[16:04] Nukumizu
    Um—
[16:04] Ayano
    Excuse us.
[16:08] Ayano
    Lemon, behave yourself, okay?
[16:08] Nukumizu
    Ayano. Nice timing.
[16:13] Ayano
    This really is an outstanding collection.
     Which one should I borrow?
[16:17] Koto
    Take whatever you like.
[16:19] Koto
    But if you decide to join our club, you'll be
    able to borrow anything freely. Interested?
[16:24] Ayano
    I am interested,
    but I'm busy with cram school.
[16:27] Koto
    Oh, that's no problem. You can come
    and borrow books whenever you feel like it.
[16:32] Koto
    And maybe your cute
    girlfriend wants to join, too?
[16:35] Lemon
    Huh? What? M-Me?
[16:37] Lemon
    Do you mean me when you say "girlfriend"?
[16:40] Lemon
    Oh, gosh! But I'm in the track club,
     so that might be difficult.
[16:45] Koto
    Tsk, tsk, tsk. We're totally open
     to dual memberships.
[16:48] Koto
    I mean, all of our members
    are in other clubs, too.
[16:51] Nukumizu
    Seriously? What other club am I in?
[16:55] Koto
    You can come hide here if you
    ever want to skip track practice.
[16:59] Koto
    Right? And wouldn't it be nice to have
    more time to spend with your girlfriend?
[17:03] Lemon
    Huh? Would you like that, Mitsuki?
[17:06] Ayano
    That wouldn't be fair to Lemon.
    We aren't dating, anyway.
[17:09] Koto
    Oh? You're not?
[17:11] Ayano
    She's always been really popular with
    the guys. I wouldn't stand a chance.
[17:18] Ayano
    Anyway, thanks for letting me borrow—
[17:19] Lemon
    That's not true!
[17:21] Lemon
    I don't have a boyfriend, and being popular\n doesn't mean I'd go with just anyone!
[17:25] Ayano
    O-Oh. Right.
[17:27] Ayano
    Sorry, did I say something wrong?
[17:31] Lemon
    Not exactly, but...
[17:34] Lemon
    Um, I... Sorry.
[17:38] Koto
    What's this now?
[17:40] Koto
    Are you sure you two aren't dating?
    You sure act like a couple.
[17:44] Lemon
    N-No, we don't!
[17:46] Koto
    Huh. Are you sure?
[17:48] Lemon
    But we aren't!
[17:49] Ayano
    She's right. And I already have a girlfriend.
[17:52] Ayano
    I already have a girlfriend.
[18:02] Ayano
    Huh? What?
[18:04] Ayano
    What's wrong, everyone?
[18:06] Lemon
    Huh? Um, Mitsuki... You got a girlfriend?
[18:10] Ayano
    Yeah. Just recently.
    I guess I hadn't told you yet, Lemon.
[18:14] Nukumizu
    Let me guess. Is it Asagumo-san?
[18:17] Ayano
    Was it that obvious?
[18:18] Ayano
    Well, yeah. I'll introduce
    you guys properly next time.
[18:22] Ayano
    All right, Lemon. Wanna get going?
[18:23] Koto; Nukumizu; Lemon
    Huh?!
[18:24] Ayano
    Didn't you want to go
    shopping together today?
[18:28] Nukumizu
    No way. Is Ayano actually totally dense?
[18:31] Lemon
    I-I've decided to join the lit club,
    so I think I'll hang out here for a bit.
[18:36] Ayano
    Oh, okay. Then I guess I'll see you later.
[18:45] Koto
    Was that maybe... my fault?
[18:48] Nukumizu
    Yup, that was your fault.
[18:50] Nukumizu
    Huh? What is it?
[18:51] Lemon
    Gimme an application form.
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SIGN    I'd like to join the
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[18:54] Lemon
    Huh. So Mitsuki already had a girlfriend?
[18:59] Lemon
    What have I been doing all this time?
[19:04] Nukumizu
    Running in circles, I guess.
[19:06] Anna
    Anyway, welcome. Wear this.
[19:11] Lemon
    I will. I'm all worn out.
SIGN    New club member!
SIGN    Restaurant
SIGN    Gusto
[19:19] Nukumizu
    Your friend basically got dumped,
    so to cheer her up,
[19:21] Nukumizu
    you take her to the restaurant where you 
    got dumped? Do you have nerves of steel?!
[19:27] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, Yanami-san...
    You're paying for yourself today, right?
[19:31] Anna
    Of course! But talking about money in front
    of a girl who just had her heart broken...
[19:35] Anna
    Have you no tact at all?
[19:37] Anna
    Lemon-chan, we'll treat you today.
[19:40] Lemon
    Um, you don't have to.
[19:42] Nukumizu
    It's okay.
[19:43] Nukumizu
    We're celebrating you joining the club, too.
[19:46] Anna
    All right, I'm gonna have a Hamburg steak!
[19:48] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, are you okay
    eating that much before dinner?
[19:52] Anna
    Didn't you know?
    Sweets are a diet's worst enemy.
[19:56] Nukumizu
    And a Hamburg steak
    before dinner is a diet's ally?
[19:59] Lemon
    All right, I think I'll have
     a bean paste sundae.
[20:03] Anna
    Oh my gosh!
    I think I'll have that for dessert.
[20:06] Nukumizu
    I thought sweets were the enemy?
[20:08] Anna
    Then I'll add a hamburger, too.
[20:10] Nukumizu
    Can you really eat that much?
[20:13] Nukumizu
    Yakishio-san, we'll take care of the bill.
     Go ahead and wait for us outside.
[20:18] Lemon
    Thank you, Nuk-kun, Yana-chan.
    Okay, if it's all right with you.
[20:25] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, you can be
    pretty thoughtful sometimes.
[20:27] Nukumizu
    You still owe me. I'm not
    the one actually paying today.
[20:31] Anna
    You're so annoying. Fine.
    But I'll tell you something, Nukumizu—
[20:37] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun.
[20:40] Nukumizu
    Don't tell me you don't
    have enough to cover it.
[20:45] Nukumizu
    Is this girl seriously just completely...
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[20:50] Nukumizu
    stupid?
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SIGN    Yanami
SIGN    Ayano
SIGN    Nukumizu
[20:57] Ayano
    You can't eat it if it's on your cheek.
[21:00] Lemon
    Um, thank you—
[21:01] Konuki
    That Nukumizu kid doesn't look
    like much, but he's got moves.
[21:06] Konuki
    But more importantly...
[21:08] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san!
[21:09] Ayano
    Oh, Chihaya. What's up?
[21:11] Chihaya
    I was thinking of going to the study room
    after class. Would you like to join me?
SIGN    STOP
[21:23] Konuki
    Maybe I should set another
    one up in the study room.
[21:37] Konuki
    What are you doing here so late?
[21:40] Lemon
    I just felt like running, I guess.
[21:43] Lemon
    And my club didn't meet today.
[21:45] Konuki
    You should be heading home.
    I can walk you part of the way if you like.
[21:51] Lemon
    Sensei, can I just do one more?
[21:55] Konuki
    You want to keep running?
[22:00] Lemon
    I feel like I'm about to get somewhere.
SIGN    Yakishio
SIGN    Nukumizu
SIGN    Nukumizu
SIGN    Nukumizu
[22:15] Konuki
    All right. Go ahead and run.
[22:19] Konuki
    But give it everything you've got.
[22:21] Lemon
    Of course!
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SIGN    The Promised Failure for You

E3 - Losing the Battle before It Is Ever Fought
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[00:33] Komari
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[00:35] Nukumizu
    I was thirsty and wanted a drink of water.
[00:38] Komari
    So you c-came all the way out here?
[00:41] Nukumizu
    Look who's talking.
[00:43] Nukumizu
    You're out fountain-hopping
     to avoid class, right?
[00:46] Komari
    Sh-Shut up. I-I came here 'cause I'm
    kind of d-doing research on school water.
[00:53] Nukumizu
    Research? Oh?
[00:57] Nukumizu
    I'm actually quite particular
    about the water here at school.
[01:01] Komari
    Th-Then where did you go to
    drink water th-this morning?
[01:06] Nukumizu
    Heh. If it's early in the day,
    like first or second period,
[01:09] Nukumizu
    it's gotta be west building, second floor,
     next to the classroom.
[01:12] Nukumizu
    At that time of day, the water in
    the pipes is still from the day before.
[01:16] Nukumizu
    Not only does it have less of a chlorine taste,
    but it's cool in the morning, even in summer.
[01:21] Nukumizu
    It's the finest drinking water.
[01:28] Komari
    That's...
[01:29] Komari
    That's weak.
[01:30] Nukumizu
    What? How can you say that?
[01:33] Komari
    W-West building, second floor is b-best
    during lunch break, just before lunch.
[01:39] Nukumizu
    Lunch break, you say?
[01:41] Nukumizu
    But there's no way the upper floors
    are fit for use after noon.
[01:44] Nukumizu
    The chlorine smell gets stronger
    and the water becomes lukewarm.
[01:48] Komari
    A-Amateur.
[01:50] Komari
    W-Warm water is much gentler
     on the s-stomach.
[01:55] Nukumizu
    Wha... B-But the chlorine...
[01:57] Komari
    O-Once your nose adjusts
    to the ch-chlorine smell...
[02:01] Nukumizu
    "Adjusts"? Wait! You can't mean...
[02:06] Komari
    ...i-it covers up the smell of the bathroom.
[02:12] Nukumizu
    Y-You eat lunch in the bathroom?!
[02:14] Nukumizu
    I wish I'd never asked.
    Just eat in the club room!
[02:20] Tamaki
    Komari-chan. Nukumizu.
[02:23] Tamaki
    What are you guys doing way out here?
[02:27] Tamaki
    Oh, right. After school, I want you
     both to come to the classroom.
[02:31] Tamaki
    Koto has an important announcement.
[02:34] Nukumizu
    Sure.
[02:35] Tamaki
    Okay, see you later.
SIGN    Literature Club
[04:21] Koto
    Ahem. I gathered you all
    here today for one reason.
[04:25] Koto
    I have decided that we shall
    set sail on the open net.
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[04:29] Koto
    We will submit our works to the
    "Become a Literary Icon" site.
[04:34] Nukumizu
    Why are we suddenly doing that?
[04:36] Koto
    The student council got on my case
     at the last club presidents' meeting.
[04:40] Koto
    They asked why we list composition as an
     activity when we haven't written anything.
[04:44] Nukumizu
    Huh? This is the literature club,
    but you haven't written anything?
[04:48] Koto
    We say, "Write, write!"
    and then don't write. That is our way.
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[04:51] Koto
    If we published a zine, we'd have
    to pay for paper and printing costs,
[04:55] Koto
    and we have no distribution channels.
[04:56] Nukumizu
    That makes sense. Publishing online
    is much more practical for a club.
[05:01] Koto
    So to that end...
[05:03] Koto
    This weekend, the literature club
     is holding a training camp!
[05:07] Nukumizu
    What?
[05:07] Koto
    There was an opening at the youth house
    this weekend. I was able to get two rooms—
[05:11] Nukumizu
    Hang on a minute!
    The weekend's only two days away!
[05:15] Koto
    Speed equals survival in
    today's publishing business.
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[05:21] Koto
    You don't get it, do you?
[05:22] Koto
    Will you still say that
    after hearing this one word?
[05:28] Koto
    Canned.
[05:30] Nukumizu
    "Canned"? As in when an author is
    confined to a hotel room to write?
[05:34] Komari
    Whoa!
[05:35] Nukumizu
    Huh? What's with that reaction?
[05:37] Koto
    Haven't you always wanted to?
    Doesn't it get you pumped?
[05:41] Komari
    Canned is cool!
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    Are Bad
[05:43] Koto
    So I'd like each of you to come up
    with a plot by this weekend.
[05:47] Nukumizu
    Have you decided what
    you're going to write, Senpai?
[05:51] Koto
    I'm thinking of writing an
    isekai reincarnation story.
[05:54] Koto
    First, Mishima commits seppuku.
    Then he gets reincarnated.
[05:57] Koto
    Dazai tries to follow by drowning himself in
    the Tamagawa Aqueduct. And that's the intro.
[06:01] Koto
    But it's rated X, so I wouldn't be
    able to show it to you... kids...
[06:10] Shikiya
    Rated X?
[06:14] Shikiya
    Ungood.
[06:15] Koto
    Shikiya? How long have you been there?
[06:18] Shikiya
    Tsukinoki-senpai,
    a training camp requires...
[06:23] Shikiya
    a proposal... submission.
[06:27] Koto
    All right. I'll have the
    president bring one tomorrow.
[06:31] Nukumizu
    Who's that?
[06:32] Komari
    Sh-Shikiya from the student council.
[06:36] Shikiya
    The student council is...
    always... watching you.
[06:43] Koto
    Shikiya, isn't the council
    going a little hard on us?
[06:47] Shikiya
    No, we go after all the clubs.
[06:52] Shikiya
    Costs. Cuts. Dissolution. Annihilation.
[06:57] Nukumizu
    What's wrong with this girl? At least blink!
[06:57] Shikiya
    Costs. Cuts. Dissolution. Annihilation.
[07:01] Shikiya
    Costs...
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     City
SIGN    Facility
     Introduction
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[07:03] Anna
    A training camp? That sounds like fun.
SIGN    A youth facility jointly operated by the cities of Tahara
     and Toyohashi. Guests can enjoy outdoor activities, sports,
     and camping in a wonderful environment with a panoramic
     view of Mikawa Bay.
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[07:06] Nukumizu
    I don't know about that. They said we'd
     be "canned." It might not be much fun.
[07:11] Anna
    There's even a beach nearby.
[07:13] Anna
    I still have my swimsuit from
    last year. I hope it's okay.
[07:16] Nukumizu
    Huh? Wait a minute.
    Are you planning to come, too?
[07:20] Anna
    Yesterday, on the way home,
    I ran into Sosuke's mom.
[07:25] Anna
    We're childhood friends,
    so our families are friendly, too.
[07:29] Nukumizu
    Another heavy story begins.
[07:31] Anna
    Sosuke's mom said, "I haven't seen you in
    the mornings recently. Is everything okay?"
[07:38] Anna
    And then, both families got the wrong idea
    and thought Sosuke and I were fighting,
[07:42] Anna
    so they're planning to throw a "make-up"
    barbecue this weekend. As a surprise.
[07:48] Anna
    So please, I'm begging you!
    Take me to the ocean with you!
[07:51] Nukumizu
    You don't need to go that far.
    You could just go out for a bit instead.
[07:55] Anna
    Are you mocking my father's
    passion for barbecuing?
[07:58] Anna
    He'll keep grilling for hours
    and hours until I get home!
[08:02] Nukumizu
    But you aren't even in the lit club—
[08:03] Anna
    I'll join! I'll join right this minute!
SIGN    This is Yanami Anna
SIGN    Pleased to meet you
SIGN    Welcome to the lit club
SIGN    Glad to have you
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SIGN    crab
SIGN    and corned beef.
SIGN    My fave canned foods are:
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SIGN    and corned beef.
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[08:13] Nukumizu
    Is she gonna be okay?
    Can she even write a novel?
[08:19] Nukumizu
    Then again, it's my first time writing, too.
[08:23] Nukumizu
    What are we gonna do?
[08:29] Komari
    N-Nukumizu! Wh-What are you doing here?
[08:32] Nukumizu
    What are you doing here?
[08:34] Komari
    I-Impolite!
[08:36] Nukumizu
    You were impolite first.
[08:39] Nukumizu
    But whatever. Adding "-san" is a pain, anyway.
[08:41] Nukumizu
    Are you here to check out light novels, too?
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[08:44] Komari
    I-I don't know much about them,
    so I thought I should study some.
[08:47] Nukumizu
    You haven't decided what to write, have you?
[08:50] Komari
    I've actually already started writing.
[08:54] Nukumizu
    Huh? Really?
[08:56] Komari
    M-More importantly, is Y-Yanami...
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[08:59] Komari
    Is Yanami joining the lit club, too?
[09:03] Nukumizu
    Sounds like it. Is that a problem?
[09:05] Komari
    Y-Yanami's cute. Yakishio's c-cute, too.
[09:13] Nukumizu
    Well, you aren't ugly, either, Komari.
[09:18] Nukumizu
    Wh-What?
[09:22] Komari
    I mean...
[09:30] Komari
    P-Pretty girls never join
     the l-literature club.
[09:35] Nukumizu
    Hold it right there! You need to apologize
    to all lit club girls everywhere!
[09:38] Nukumizu
    Do it! Now!
[09:51] Kaju
    Big brother, are you on your way home?
[09:54] Nukumizu
    Yeah. You sure are late today. Shopping?
[09:57] Kaju
    Yes. We're having curry udon today.
[10:00] Kaju
    Big brother, I actually won't be home
    this weekend. Is that all right?
[10:05] Nukumizu
    Huh? I don't really care.
[10:07] Kaju
    You won't get lonely and
    start crying or anything?
[10:09] Nukumizu
    I'll be fine.
[10:11] Nukumizu
    I'll be away this weekend, too. I have
    an overnight training camp for my club.
[10:15] Kaju
    Huh? Does that mean
    you've finally made friends?
[10:18] Nukumizu
    Well, they aren't exactly friends.
[10:20] Owner
    Here you go, Kaju-chan.
[10:21] Kaju
    Sir, can I also get some of your finest
     red beans? I'm making red rice to celebrate.
[10:25] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[10:26] Owner
    Did something good happen?
[10:28] Kaju
    My brother just made his first friends ever!
[10:31] Owner
    Oh! That is good news!
[10:33] Owner
    Everyone in the shop owners' association
     was worried about you!
SIGN    Good
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Good
SIGN    Fortune
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[10:37] Owner
    We thought about making you a checkpoint
    in our shopping arcade stamp rally,
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[10:42] Owner
    but I guess you don't need that now.
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[10:44] Nukumizu
    Please don't. No, seriously!
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[10:53] Tamaki
    You sure did come through, Nukumizu.
[10:56] Nukumizu
    Um, what do you mean?
[10:58] Tamaki
    What else? Yanami and Yakishio. I didn't
    expect you to bring cute girls like them.
[11:03] Tamaki
    It's super rare to see our
    female members in swimsuits.
[11:07] Nukumizu
    What about during swim lessons?
[11:10] Tamaki
    What are you saying? School swimsuits and
    personal swimsuits are two different things!
[11:15] Tamaki
    Listen. They're bound by the rules to
    wear official school swimsuits in class.
[11:19] Tamaki
    But when they wear personal swimsuits,
     it's because they want to.
[11:23] Tamaki
    Do you see the difference?
[11:25] Nukumizu
    Please explain in more detail.
[11:27] Tamaki
    Okay, okay.
[11:29] Tamaki
    Normally, girls are too ashamed to
    expose their shoulders and thighs.
[11:34] Tamaki
    But with the beach as an excuse, they willingly
    walk around in what is essentially underwear.
[11:40] Tamaki
    Basically, you're allowed to stare.
[11:43] Tamaki
    No, if you don't stare, 
    it could be considered rude!
[11:46] Tamaki
    Do you see what I mean?
[11:50] Nukumizu
    I see.
[11:51] Nukumizu
    It's the magic of summer,
    in a manner of speaking.
[11:56] Koto
    What the heck are you guys talking about?
[11:58] Anna
    Oh, a parasol!
    And they even have beach chairs.
[12:02] Anna
    Thanks, Nukumizu-kun.
[12:05] Nukumizu
    S-Sure.
[12:06] Lemon
    Yana-chan, do you have sunscreen?
[12:08] Anna
    Yeah, I do. Hold on a sec.
[12:11] Lemon
    I forgot it last time, and it was terrible.
[12:14] Komari
    Nukumizu, y-you're looking super pervy.
[12:17] Tamaki
    So, Koto, no bikini?
[12:19] Koto
    Okay, stop talking and let's hit the water.
[12:23] Anna
    Oh, I'm coming, too!
[12:24] Lemon
    Wait up! I'll come with you!
[12:31] Nukumizu
    Aren't you going in?
[12:32] Komari
    I-I'm good right here.
[12:35] Tamaki
    Here I come!
[12:37] Nukumizu
    This is your big chance.
    Why not spend time with the president?
[12:40] Komari
    Th-That's none of your business.
    H-Hurry up and go in yourself, N-Nukumizu.
[13:03] Anna
    Hey, welcome back!
[13:05] Lemon
    I have returned! It felt so good!
     The ocean sure is nice.
[13:07] Koto
    Man, did I let loose!
[13:09] Tamaki
    You guys thirsty at all?
[13:11] Koto
    Oh, grab me a cola.
[13:12] Lemon
    Were you reading this whole time?
[13:13] Anna
    I'd like some water.
[13:15] Koto
    Whoa. Yakishio-san, do you have a six-pack?
[13:16] Nukumizu
    I will never forget this day
    for the rest of my life.
[13:20] Nukumizu
    The fact that in my youth, I've enjoyed
    one day at the beach with girls in swimsuits
[13:25] Nukumizu
    should sustain me for
    the rest of my lonely life.
[13:28] Anna
    Hey, guys. What should we have for lunch?
[13:30] Koto
    Wanna buy something and eat it here?
[13:33] Anna
    How about yakisoba?
[13:35] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, aren't you
    eating yakisoba right now?
[13:38] Anna
    I took a chance on a place that
    wasn't busy, and it was a mistake.
[13:42] Anna
    My intuition's telling me that the shop
     way down at the end is the one!
[13:46] Nukumizu
    You're gonna eat another serving?
[13:48] Lemon
    I'll go buy some, then.
[13:49] Tamaki
    Okay, thanks. Nukumizu, go with her.
[13:53] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, sure.
[14:05] Nukumizu
    Hey, Yakishio-san.
[14:07] Lemon
    Hmm?
[14:07] Nukumizu
    Did you get home okay from
    the restaurant the other day?
[14:11] Lemon
    Wait, are you worried about me?
[14:14] Nukumizu
    Well, I was just wondering if what I did
     made you even more depressed.
[14:21] Lemon
    You know, he can be really dense,
    except when it comes to his girlfriend.
[14:27] Lemon
    I've been hanging with him for years,
    but he never saw me as a girl like that.
[14:40] Nukumizu
    Yakishio-san, I, well...
[14:46] Nukumizu
    Let's just have fun today.
[14:52] Lemon
    You're right. Thanks.
[15:01] Nukumizu
    What?
[15:01] Lemon
    Okay, we're gonna run!
[15:03] Nukumizu
    Hey! Wait! Hold—
[15:07] Lemon
    Ow, ow, ow.
[15:11] Lemon
    Nuk-kun, are you okay?
[15:18] Lemon
    Nuk-kun, what are you doing?
[15:20] Nukumizu
    Yeah, yeah. It's 'cause you
    took off running, Yakishio-san.
[15:24] Lemon
    Sorry about that. But hey, don't
    be so formal. Just use my name.
[15:29] Lemon
    Here.
[15:36] Nukumizu
    What's the matter?
[15:40] Lemon
    You know, sometimes,
    girls just want to be spoiled a little.
[15:43] Nukumizu
    Is that how it is?
[15:47] Lemon
    Yana-chan was right.
[15:49] Lemon
    You really are like that.
[15:56] Nukumizu
    This is great!
[16:02] Nukumizu
    Komari, don't you want any?
[16:04] Komari
    The p-president is reading my novel.
[16:09] Tamaki
    It's interesting. I think you write
    really well. And it's a great title.
[16:13] Komari
    D-Do you mean it?
[16:15] Tamaki
    But you could add a subtitle to
    introduce the story a little better.
[16:19] Komari
    H-How would I add a subtitle?
[16:22] Tamaki
    Well, let's see. If the title was
    "The Literature Club Goes to the Beach,"
[16:27] Tamaki
    then maybe, "But We Didn't Realize It Was
    an Enforced Nudist Beach," for example!
[16:32] Tamaki
    Or "Is it True You Get More Points
    the More You Strip?" for example!
[16:36] Tamaki
    And then your view count
    will go through the roof—
[16:37] Koto
    That's enough out of you, Shintaro!
[16:40] Tamaki
    You, too, Koto? It's not like
    I was telling you to strip or any—
[16:43] Koto
    I said that's enough.
[16:46] Tamaki
    Hey! Please stop!
[16:48] Lemon
    Hey, are they holding some
    kind of event over there?
[16:51] Lemon
    Let's check it out! C'mon, Komari-chan,
    let's go. You've been sitting all day.
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    Sea Park
[16:56] Komari
    Huh? N-No, I'm fine.
[16:58] Anna
    I wonder if they have food stands.
[17:04] Nukumizu
    Oh, wow. So this is her thing.
[17:06] Tamaki
    Right? Don't you think
    Komari-chan's novel is well-written?
[17:10] Nukumizu
    Yes, I agree.
[17:12] Nukumizu
    By the way, what sorts
    of things do you write?
[17:14] Tamaki
    Me?
[17:16] Tamaki
    Well, there's this one I've had running
    on Lit Icon for about three years now.
SIGN    The Slave Girl I Picked Up Was 
    Actually an S-Rank Adventurer, 
    so I Decided to Become a Freeloader
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    my apartment staircase and got hit by a kei truck, 
    but I woke up reincarnated in another world. 
    I was no longer in the big city, with its hectic 
    morning commutes, and was now in a great forest. 
    With no idea which way to go, I wandered through 
    the forest until I stumbled upon a girl being attacked 
    by a monster. This chance meeting changed the course
     of my life completely.
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SIGN    Chapter 2
SIGN    Absolute Destiny Apocalist
SIGN    Light Novels in an App
[17:20] Nukumizu
    Hey, I know this one. I mean, I'm reading it!
[17:23] Tamaki
    Seriously? I've never met one
    of my readers in the flesh before.
[17:27] Nukumizu
    I had no idea you were the Tarosuke-sensei, 
    whose stories have amassed over 20,000 points.
[17:32] Nukumizu
    Are you gonna publish it as a book?
[17:34] Tamaki
    It's nowhere near long enough for that.
[17:36] Lemon
    Hey!
[17:38] Lemon
    Oof.
SIGN    Giant
    Fire
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    Shower
SIGN    Hana-
    masa
SIGN    Endless Summer
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[17:39] Lemon
    Here. Present for you.
[17:41] Nukumizu
    Huh? Where'd you get all this?
[17:43] Anna
    Lemon-chan jumped into the beach
    flag contest and won this as a prize.
[17:48] Komari
    Y-You were amazing.
[17:49] Lemon
    Ah, please continue.
[17:52] Koto
    Guys, we should change
    and head back to the lodge.
[17:55] all
    Okay.
[17:57] Lemon
    Wait, Komari-chan, you haven't
    gone in the water yet, have you?
[18:00] Komari
    Oh, uh, well...
[18:05] Lemon
    We'll be right back!
[18:06] Anna
    Have fun!
[18:06] Tamaki
    Don't go too crazy!
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[18:19] Tamaki
    Koto, does that one look ready?
[18:19] Lemon
    Food tastes so much better outside!
[18:21] Koto
    No, it's still way too soon.
[18:22] Komari
    I haven't had b-beef in a while.
[18:24] Tamaki
    You sure?
[18:24] Lemon
    How was it, Komari-chan?
    Didn't the water feel great?
[18:25] Koto
    Oh, but this one's done. Here.
[18:27] Komari
    I-It was salty.
[18:28] Tamaki
    Thanks.
[18:29] Lemon
    I know, right? It feels so good!
[18:31] Nukumizu
    I knew it. They're all the type...
[18:37] Nukumizu
    to eat it rare without a second thought!
[18:42] Nukumizu
    But I can't just stand here
    waiting for time to run out.
[18:46] Nukumizu
    I'm going to have to eat it raw!
[18:50] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, we just put those on.
    Let's wait for them to cook a bit.
[18:55] Komari
    Y-You're a real glutton, aren't you?
[18:58] Koto
    Here. If you're hungry, eat this.
[19:01] Nukumizu
    Oh, thank you very much.
[19:04] Koto
    Someone at a nearby spot
    just shared these with us.
[19:07] Koto
    A middle schooler, maybe?
     She was so cute.
[19:10] Nukumizu
    Red rice?
[19:19] Koto
    Immobulus! Expulso!
[19:23] Nukumizu
    I'll use the last of the coals to raise
    this one right. I'll name her Setsuko.
[19:28] Nukumizu
    Don't you like fireworks, Yanami-san?
[19:30] Anna
    I wanted dessert first.
[19:32] Nukumizu
    Gonna toast marshmallows?
[19:33] Anna
    Ta-da! Mixed organ meats!
[19:36] Nukumizu
    Would ya look at that?
[19:39] Koto
    What are you a-doin'?
[19:41] Tamaki
    What's up?
[19:43] Koto
    Uh, well, look...
[19:47] Koto
    These are too big to do alone.
    I'll do them with you.
[19:51] Tamaki
    Oh, come on. I can handle this much myself.
[19:53] Nukumizu
    Look at those two.
    I wish they'd hurry up and get married.
[19:58] Tamaki
    Oh, that's pretty.
[20:00] Koto
    Watch out, watch out!
[20:01] Tamaki
    Hey, be careful!
[20:01] Anna
    Oh, there's one left. I'll have that.
[20:04] Nukumizu
    Ah! Setsuko!
[20:06] Anna
    Huh? "Setsuko"?
[20:08] Nukumizu
    No, uh, I mean...
[20:09] Anna
    Hey, if you want it, just say so.
[20:14] Anna
    Here. Aah.
[20:24] Anna
    It's good, right?
[20:26] Nukumizu
    Mm-hmm.
[20:29] Anna
    So how much is that worth?
[20:31] Nukumizu
    Huh? Uh, um... 700?
[20:37] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[20:37] Anna
    I'm just teasing.
[20:48] Nukumizu
    Idiot! Watch out!
[20:55] Tamaki
    Komari-chan, are you hurt at all?
[20:58] Komari
    I-I'm okay.
[21:06] Komari
    President, your hand...
[21:07] Tamaki
    Don't worry about me. What would've
    happened if you'd injured your face?
[21:11] Komari
    I-It doesn't really matter
    if my face gets hurt.
[21:14] Tamaki
    Don't be stupid. Of course it matters.
[21:16] Komari
    Nobody looks at my face or anything, anyway.
[21:20] Tamaki
    Well, you do, right?
[21:23] Tamaki
    Do you really want to relive a bad memory
    every day when you look in the mirror?
[21:29] Tamaki
    I wouldn't want that to happen.
[21:31] Komari
    P-President...
[21:35] Tamaki
    So don't say stuff like that.
    You gotta take care of yourself. Okay?
[21:57] Komari
    President Tamaki...
[22:01] Komari
    I like you!
[22:03] Anna
    Here.
[22:09] Tamaki
    Komari-chan?
[22:10] Komari
    P-President...
[22:13] Komari
    I-I've always liked you.
[22:17] Komari
    You actually pay attention to me.
[22:21] Komari
    It makes me so happy.
[22:22] Komari
    I like you. So please...
[22:30] Komari
    Please go out with me!
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SIGN    Losing the Battle Before It Is Ever Fought

E4 - When You Stare into a Losing Heroine, the Losing Heroine Stares Back into You
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[00:01] Komari
    Please go out with me!
[00:11] Tamaki
    Well, um... this is all kind of sudden for me.
[00:16] Tamaki
    Can you give me some time to think?
[00:28] Koto
    Why didn't you just turn her down?
[00:30] Tamaki
    This is between me and Komari-chan.
    It isn't up to you.
[00:35] Koto
    Oh, sure. We've never been more
     than childhood friends, anyway.
[00:47] Koto
    Nothing but childhood friends, right?!
[00:54] Nukumizu
    I just want to forget all this
    and light some black snakes.
[02:28] Nukumizu
    From what the president said,
    it sounds like Komari might have a chance.
[02:34] Nukumizu
    I never thought Tsukinoki-senpai
    might end up as a losing heroine.
[02:37] Nukumizu
    Whoa!
[02:39] Nukumizu
    Were you in here this whole time?
[02:41] Tamaki
    I can't decide which one to go after.
[02:44] Tamaki
    Nukumizu...
[02:46] Tamaki
    Can I ask your advice?
[02:49] Nukumizu
    I don't believe this guy.
[02:51] Nukumizu
    That's basically like asking a worm
    how to defeat a goldfish!
[02:57] Tamaki
    I confessed to Koto once,
    but she turned me down.
[03:01] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[03:01] Nukumizu
    Are you serious? This must've been
    when you were, like, four or five, right?
[03:06] Tamaki
    Why do you say that?
    It was last Christmas.
[03:09] Nukumizu
    That's kind of recent.
[03:11] Tamaki
    Why did she act like that after
    she'd already turned me down?
[03:15] Tamaki
    It doesn't make any sense.
[03:18] Nukumizu
    Judging by how she reacted,
    there might be some misunderstanding.
[03:23] Nukumizu
    First of all, you should go back
    and have a good talk with her.
[03:27] Tamaki
    Are you...
[03:28] Tamaki
    Are you actually really
     experienced in love?
[03:31] Nukumizu
    Why would you think that?
[03:38] Nukumizu
    Try swallowing first.
[03:40] Anna
    Tsukinoki-senpai took her things and left!
[03:44] Nukumizu
    Where's she gonna go this late?
[03:46] Anna
    I have no idea.
[03:58] Tamaki
    Koto.
[04:04] Tamaki
    I thought you turned me down
    when I asked you out last Christmas.
[04:08] Koto
    Huh? Turned you down? Me?
[04:12] Tamaki
    You know. By that tree at the station.
    You said, "Yeah, in your dreams."
[04:17] Koto
    I think you said, "If you can't find someone to
    marry you, I guess I could fill in, so don't worry."
[04:22] Koto
    Is that when?
[04:23] Nukumizu
    That's what the president meant by a
    "confession"? That's worse than I imagined!
[04:28] Koto
    On Christmas? Is that how you ask
    someone out on Christmas? In high school?
[04:33] Koto
    Are you completely brain dead?!
[04:37] Koto
    I've been waiting...
[04:41] Koto
    All this time, I've been waiting for you.
[04:45] Koto
    Waiting and waiting.
[04:47] Tamaki
    Koto, I'm sorry.
[04:51] Nukumizu
    Let's go, Yanami-san.
[04:53] Anna
    Huh? But it's just starting to get good.
[04:57] Anna
    Hey. Nukumizu-kun?
[05:02] Anna
    Could you—
[05:03] Nukumizu
    We gotta go.
[05:04] Anna
    Um...
[05:05] Nukumizu
    We need to give them some space.
[05:11] Nukumizu
    Huh? What is it?
[05:14] Anna
    I mean, uh, my hand?
[05:16] Anna
    Are you ever gonna let go of it?
[05:20] Nukumizu
    O-Oh, sorry! I-I-I didn't mean anything by it.
[05:23] Nukumizu
    I'm really sorry.
[05:24] Anna
    You don't need to apologize that much.
[05:31] Anna
    What's this, Nukumizu-kun?
    Do you have something to confess to me?
[05:34] Nukumizu
    N-No, I don't.
[05:36] Anna
    Fine with me. Go right ahead.
    I'll turn you down, though.
[05:41] Nukumizu
    I just said I don't!
[05:46] Lemon
    Oh? Nuk-kun, what are you doing out here?
[05:49] Nukumizu
    What are you doing, Yakishio?
[05:51] Lemon
    Looking for stag beetles.
[05:53] Lemon
    I want to give one to
    Komari-chan to cheer her up.
[05:56] Nukumizu
    What makes you think a
    beetle will cheer her up?
[05:59] Lemon
    Check this one out. It's huge!
[06:01] Lemon
    It's in your hands now, Nuk-kun.
[06:07] Komari
    I-I just talked to the president.
[06:12] Komari
    H-He said no. Formally turned me down.
[06:16] Nukumizu
    He did, huh? He actually
    gave you a straight answer?
[06:23] Komari
    N-Nukumizu, I bet you would've
    chickened out and made me wait.
[06:27] Nukumizu
    How did you guess?
[06:29] Komari
    Y-You really are a jerk.
[06:34] Komari
    The president actually thought about it.
[06:38] Komari
    He seriously considered
    g-going out with me.
[06:46] Komari
    For just a second,
    I had Tsukinoki-senpai beat.
[06:53] Komari
    I'm gonna cry. C-Can you leave me alone?
[06:58] Komari
    Please?
[07:06] Nukumizu
    Until recently, I'd never
    even talked to these people.
[07:10] Nukumizu
    Now that we're here together,
    I'm getting caught up in all their drama.
[07:15] Nukumizu
    What's gonna happen after camp ends?
[07:21] Nukumizu
    Maybe I'll try writing something.
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     Literary Icon
[07:26] Tamaki
    All right, I'm submitting the first parts.
[07:29] Tamaki
    Komari-chan, is yours good like this?
[07:31] Komari
    Yes, with that title.
    I don't want to split it up.
[07:36] Komari
    I want people to read part one like this.
[07:39] Tamaki
    Good idea. That way, people
    can see the quality of your writing.
[07:46] Tamaki
    Okay, upload complete.
[07:48] Komari
    P-President, I don't really know
     how to use the Lit Icon site,
[07:55] Komari
    so I hope you'll keep showing me how.
[07:57] Tamaki
    Sure. No problem.
[08:05] Komari
    S-Senpai, I-I just uploaded my story,
     so please take a look.
[08:13] Koto
    Sure. I'll leave a comment.
[08:17] Komari
    U-Um...
[08:19] Komari
    And please keep coming to the club.
    I-It'd be lonely without you.
[08:29] Koto
    What? Oh, gosh. Sorry, I don't mean to... Huh?
[08:35] Komari
    S-Senpai, you d-don't have
    to worry about me. So...
[08:42] Komari
    Please don't cry. It's okay.
[08:45] Koto
    Thanks.
[08:55] Anna's friend A
    Hey, did you see that yesterday?
[08:57] Anna's friend B
    I did, I did!
[08:58] Lemon
    Good morning, Nuk-kun!
[09:01] Nukumizu
    Oh. Good morning.
[09:02] Lemon
    I have a draft for the literature club.
[09:05] Nukumizu
    What is this? A picture diary?
[09:07] Lemon
    Yeah. Think you could upload
    it to that site for me?
[09:11] Nukumizu
    Wait, is that supposed to be me?
[09:14] Lemon
    Did you upload yours, Nuk-kun?
[09:16] Nukumizu
    Uh, yeah. Just the beginning, though.
[09:21] Lemon
    Oh, hey, you've already got comments!
[09:24] Lemon
    Anyway, please upload mine
    when you get a chance.
[09:28] Nukumizu
    Uh, sure.
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[09:46] Girl A
    Did you hear? Yanami's been
    hanging around a new guy recently.
[09:50] Girl B
    Seriously?
[09:51] Girl C
    Who?
[09:52] Girl A
    You know, that guy from our class. Um...
[09:56] Girl A
    Nukumizu?
[09:58] Girl C
    Oh, the name rings a bell.
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[10:00] Girl B
    But Yanami's pretty popular, right?
[10:03] Girl B
    Isn't she out of his league?
[10:05] Girl A
    For sure.
[10:06] Girl A
    Yanami's got bad taste.
[10:09] Girl C
    Yeah.
[10:10] Girl C
    I don't even know what he looks like, though.
[10:14] Girl B
    So what are they to each other, anyway?
[10:17] Girl A
    Who knows?
[10:18] Girl C
    I guess I don't really get Yanami, either.
[10:21] Girl A
    No kidding.
[10:32] Friend
    Let's go.
[10:45] Anna
    That was pretty rude, Nukumizu-kun.
[10:48] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[10:49] Anna
    You totally ignored me.
[10:50] Nukumizu
    Well, I wasn't trying to.
[10:53] Anna
    Huh. I guess that's okay, then.
[10:56] Nukumizu
    Cucumber and, uh, what's this? Moromi miso?
[10:59] Anna
    Yeah. What's it worth to you?
[11:08] Anna
    What's the matter?
[11:17] Nukumizu
    It's worth 2,867 yen.
[11:19] Anna
    Oh! That's a new record...
[11:22] Anna
    Wait. Isn't that about the same
     as the remaining balance?
[11:28] Nukumizu
    It feels like I've been taking advantage
    of you this whole time, Yanami-san.
[11:32] Nukumizu
    I don't think that's right.
    The bentos were really good, though.
[11:37] Nukumizu
    Thanks for everything.
[11:44] Anna
    This did all start because I didn't have
    enough money, but I'm enjoying it now.
[11:49] Anna
    I don't want to call it off just like that.
[11:53] Nukumizu
    People have been spreading rumors
    about us eating lunch together.
[11:58] Nukumizu
    You don't want that, do you?
    People thinking that we might be—
[12:01] Anna
    Listen. I don't know
    where you're going with this.
[12:05] Anna
    Did I do something to hurt your feelings?
[12:08] Nukumizu
    No!
[12:11] Nukumizu
    No, you didn't.
[12:14] Nukumizu
    But I just don't like it.
[12:17] Nukumizu
    I don't want people spreading
    rumors like that about us.
[12:24] Anna
    Okay, fine.
[12:28] Anna
    That's fine with me.
    I won't talk to you anymore.
[12:32] Anna
    Thanks for everything.
    It was kind of fun. Bye.
[12:49] Lemon
    You seem sorta out of it.
[12:51] Nukumizu
    No need to worry. I'm always out of it.
[12:56] Lemon
    Oh? Or maybe you have someone on your mind?
[13:01] Lemon
    Not that it's any of my business.
[13:03] Lemon
    But you'll regret it if you don't go talk to her.
[13:08] Lemon
    Just some friendly advice from your senpai.
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[13:26] Nukumizu
    So you were here.
[13:28] Anna
    I just came to return a book.
[13:32] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, got a minute?
[13:34] Anna
    What is it? My friends are waiting
     for me, so keep it short.
[13:40] Nukumizu
    After eating lunch together
    for all this time,
[13:44] Nukumizu
    I think I actually started
    looking forward to it.
[13:48] Nukumizu
    So...
[13:49] Anna
    So?
[13:52] Nukumizu
    I had fun, too. I just wanted you to know.
[13:57] Anna
    Oh. Okay. Well, I'm going now.
[14:12] Nukumizu
    Komari?
[14:15] Komari
    Yanami d-dumped you, huh?
[14:19] Komari
    I-I just came here to s-say,
     "Serves you right."
[14:24] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san and I weren't like that, though.
[14:27] Komari
    You th-thought you could be happy
    while we suffered. Y-You've got some nerve.
[14:37] Nukumizu
    Dumped, huh?
[14:40] Nukumizu
    I guess from the outside, it might have
    looked like we were in a relationship.
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[14:44] Nukumizu
    But it wasn't like that at all. It was...
[14:47] Girl A
    Hey, are you ready?
[14:49] Girl B
    We're coming!
[14:49] Nukumizu
    What actually was it, anyway?
[14:49] Girl C
    Wait up!
[14:53] Sosuke
    Nukumizu.
[14:55] Nukumizu
    Hakamada.
[14:57] Sosuke
    I've been looking for you.
[14:59] Sosuke
    Yo.
[15:05] Nukumizu
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:08] Nukumizu
    I know how this goes.
[15:14] Sosuke
    What's the wallet for?
[15:16] Nukumizu
    I was wrong. I misread the situation.
[15:18] Sosuke
    You always were a joker, Nukumizu.
[15:21] Sosuke
    You've been seeing Anna recently, right?
[15:24] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[15:25] Sosuke
    A couple was spotted fooling
    around by the old building.
[15:28] Sosuke
    Everyone's talking about it.
[15:30] Nukumizu
    No, it's not like that!
[15:31] Sosuke
    That makes me so happy, man.
[15:33] Nukumizu
    No, listen...
[15:34] Sosuke
    If Anna has a guy she likes now,
    I want to give her my support.
[15:38] Sosuke
    So please take good care of her—
[15:40] Nukumizu
    You've got it all wrong!
[15:44] Nukumizu
    You know Yanami-san always
    liked you, right, Hakamada?
[15:49] Sosuke
    Well, I guess...
[15:50] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san and I aren't like that at all!
[15:52] Nukumizu
    She's still totally into you!
[15:56] Anna
    Now, what are we all talking about, I wonder?
[15:59] Sosuke
    Anna?
[16:01] Anna
    Komari-chan messaged me saying Nukumizu-kun
    was getting bullied by some stud.
[16:06] Sosuke
    Sorry, Anna. I just really hoped
    you'd find someone new.
[16:14] Anna
    Would you cut that out?
[16:17] Sosuke
    I just want you to be happy.
[16:19] Anna
    Stop.
[16:20] Sosuke
    I know there are way better
    guys than me out there.
[16:23] Anna
    I said stop!
[16:24] Sosuke
    Anna!
[16:26] Nukumizu
    Would you just stop?!
[16:28] Nukumizu
    Listen, Hakamada.
    I don't care that you turned her down.
[16:31] Nukumizu
    Pick up and dump all the girls
     you want. I don't care.
[16:34] Nukumizu
    But you can't tell Yanami-san
    how she's supposed to feel.
[16:40] Nukumizu
    If you do, she's gonna forget about how much
    she used to like you. Don't you get that?
[16:45] Nukumizu
    You want her to be happy?
    To find someone new?
[16:49] Nukumizu
    You're the one who turned her down!
[16:51] Nukumizu
    You're the last person
     who should be saying that!
[16:57] Sosuke
    Hey! You okay?
[17:01] Sosuke
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[17:05] Nukumizu
    Okay. Sorry I got so pushy there.
[17:10] Anna
    "Turned her down"? "Turned her down"?! Shut up!
[17:13] Anna
    Why are you pretending
    like this is some happy ending?!
[17:19] Anna
    Sosuke!
[17:21] Anna
    I always liked you, Sosuke.
[17:23] Anna
    And I still like you! I'm not over you at all!
[17:26] Sosuke
    Anna, I'm sorry—
[17:27] Anna
    No! Don't apologize!
[17:29] Anna
    Whoever I fall for next
    is none of your business.
[17:33] Anna
    Because I still really, really like you.
[17:36] Anna
    So go and be happy with Himemiya Karen.
     Go and be happy without me!
[17:43] Anna
    I'm gonna keep liking you if I want.
    I'll find someone else when I'm ready!
[17:54] Nukumizu
    Hey! Ow!
[18:00] Nukumizu
    Uh, and I'm getting beaten up because...
[18:02] Anna
    There's no reason!
[18:04] Anna
    You should both feel bad. Sosuke,
    you need to say sorry to Nukumizu-kun.
[18:08] Sosuke
    O-Oh, right.
[18:10] Sosuke
    My bad, Nukumizu.
    I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
[18:14] Nukumizu
    No, no, it's okay.
[18:16] Anna
    You, too, Nukumizu-kun.
[18:19] Anna
    You need to say sorry to me.
[18:24] Anna
    Well?
[18:29] Nukumizu
    I'm sorry. I'll try to be
    more considerate next time.
[18:34] Anna
    Good. I forgive you.
[18:42] Anna
    How are conversations like this
     supposed to end, anyway?
[18:48] Nukumizu
    That's a good question.
[18:53] Amanatsu
    Did everyone get their report cards?
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[18:56] Amanatsu
    All right, then, ya dorks!
    Summer vacation is on!
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[19:19] Komari
    N-Nukumizu.
[19:21] Komari
    Did that guy take your money yesterday?
[19:24] Nukumizu
    Of course not.
[19:26] Komari
    Th-Then...
[19:28] Komari
    Did he take you?!
[19:31] Nukumizu
    Don't get so hot and bothered!
[19:32] Lemon
    Hey, Yana-chan, this is bad!
    They're totally getting in the mood.
[19:36] Anna
    I don't know for sure, but I kinda doubt it.
    This is Nukumizu-kun, after all.
[19:43] Anna
    Oh? Did we actually interrupt something?
[19:46] Nukumizu
    D-Don't be stupid.
[19:48] Lemon
    Is the lit club doing
    anything during vacation?
[19:51] Nukumizu
    Um, Tsukinoki-senpai did say she
    wanted to do something together.
[19:55] Lemon
    Awesome! It's summer, so let's go hunt beetles!
[19:59] Anna
    The training camp was fun, wasn't it?
[20:01] Nukumizu
    Yeah, I guess so.
[20:05] Anna
    Hmm? What is it?
[20:07] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, well...
[20:10] Nukumizu
    I'll tell you later.
[20:13] Komari
    U-Um...
[20:15] Komari
    I-I'm thinking about maybe
    starting running or s-something.
[20:20] Komari
    W-Will you teach me good form and stuff—
[20:22] Lemon
    I've got you! Let's train to run the
    100-meter in under 12 seconds together!
[20:25] Komari
    N-Nukumizu!
[20:28] Komari
    Y-You owe me one! W-Wait up...
[20:32] Anna
    Kinda weird, isn't it?
[20:36] Anna
    I mean, I never really crossed paths
    with you or Komari-chan before.
[20:41] Anna
    And I didn't really know what the lit club
    did until we went camping together.
[20:46] Anna
    But when I tried writing, I really enjoyed it.
[20:50] Anna
    And I liked the books
    Komari-chan recommended.
[20:54] Anna
    I think books are great.
[21:05] Anna
    What's the matter?
[21:07] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, we need to talk.
[21:10] Anna
    Huh? We do?
[21:12] Nukumizu
    Yeah. About something really important.
[21:19] Anna
    Now wait just a second!
[21:21] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, you should probably think
    this through carefully one more time.
[21:25] Nukumizu
    I've thought about it enough.
    If I don't say it right now, I know I'll regret it.
[21:31] Anna
    U-Um, okay.
[21:37] Anna
    I'll just listen, then.
[21:42] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, will you...
[21:46] Anna
    Y-Yes?
[21:49] Nukumizu
    ...please become friends with me?
[21:49] Anna
    Sorry! I think of you as a friend!
[21:56] Anna
    Become friends?
[21:58] Nukumizu
    Yeah.
[22:04] Anna
    That's all you meant?
[22:08] Nukumizu
    Hold on a sec.
[22:09] Nukumizu
    I didn't even ask you out and
     you already turned me down?!
[22:11] Anna
    Well, yeah, I guess you could say I did.
[22:16] Anna
    Welcome to the land of the dumped.
[22:18] Nukumizu
    I wasn't dumped! I didn't ask you out!
[22:21] Nukumizu
    If I was going to ask you out, first we'd
    have to be friends for two or three years,
[22:25] Nukumizu
    then once we'd confirmed our feelings
    for each other, we could, um...
[22:28] Anna
    Does that mean you're going to propose
    to me in three years, Nukumizu-kun?
[22:32] Anna
    Should I save you the trouble and say "no" now?
[22:34] Nukumizu
    No, I'm not! I mean, that's different!
[22:36] Anna
    We're just friends anyway, aren't we?
[22:39] Nukumizu
    Huh? Are we?
[22:42] Anna
    What else would we be?
[22:46] Anna
    That's what I'm talking about, Nukumizu-kun.
[22:49] Nukumizu
    What is what you're
    talking about, Yanami-san?
[22:57] Nukumizu
    Thanks, Yanami-san.
[22:59] Anna
    You're very welcome.
[23:01] Anna
    Nice to befriend you, fellow dumpee.
[23:14] Nukumizu
    I still haven't been dumped, though.
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[00:12] Nukumizu
    "Anyone Who Says I'm Flat-Chested
    Needs to Step in a Pile of Dog Poop."
[00:16] Nukumizu
    I've waited so long for this to come out.
[00:18] Nukumizu
    Summer vacation's almost over,
[00:20] Nukumizu
    so I wanna get home and enjoy what's left
    of it reading in an air-conditioned room.
[01:58] Kaju
    Welcome home, big brother!
    We have a situation!
[02:01] Nukumizu
    What's wrong, Kaju? Why are you so upset?
[02:03] Kaju
    It's an emergency! We need to
    schedule an interview immediately!
[02:07] Kaju
    O-Or should we just conduct one right now?
[02:10] Nukumizu
    All right. Take a deep breath.
[02:12] Nukumizu
    Once you've calmed down,
    tell me what happened.
[02:15] Kaju
    Okay! I have calmed down!
[02:16] Kaju
    She showed up without warning
    while I was preparing lunch!
[02:19] Kaju
    Oh! Lunch today is
    leftover curry from yesterday!
[02:22] Nukumizu
    Yeah, she hasn't calmed down at all.
[02:25] Nukumizu
    Well, at least I know what's for... lunch...
[02:31] Nukumizu
    It can't be.
[02:35] Anna
    Oh, Nukumizu-kun! Long time no see!
[02:37] Anna
    This curry is so good. Don't they say
    curry tastes better on the second day?
[02:42] Nukumizu
    Um, Yanami-san, why are you
    in my house eating curry?
[02:46] Nukumizu
    Don't talk with your mouth full!
[02:49] Anna
    Well, I've been visiting all my friends
     to give them somen noodles.
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[02:55] Nukumizu
    Why do you have so much somen?
[02:58] Anna
    Dad's salary was paid in somen this month.
[03:04] Nukumizu
    His salary? What's going on?
[03:07] Anna
    Some stuff happened, and he
    got all of his July pay in somen.
[03:12] Anna
    So we have tons of somen at home.
    Like, a street value of 300,000 yen.
[03:16] Nukumizu
    "Somen" isn't some codeword, is it?
     Is this stuff legal?
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[03:19] Anna
    Of course it is! What kind of family
    do you think I'm from, exactly?
[03:24] Anna
    And I've eaten it. A lifetime's worth.
[03:27] Nukumizu
    I don't really get it, but I think I got it.
[03:30] Nukumizu
    Want some more curry?
[03:31] Anna
    That was my third plate. I'm good now.
[03:33] Nukumizu
    You weren't on your second?
[03:40] Kaju
    Um, Yanami-san. Would you mind
    if I asked you a few things?
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[03:49] Kaju
    First of all, your date of birth and blood type.
[03:52] Kaju
    Your family structure, hobbies, and skills.
    And when did you start seeing my big brother?
[03:56] Nukumizu
    Hey, look. Yanami-san's really busy.
    Can't you save this for another time?
[04:00] Kaju
    But dear brother, I need her to
    tell me stories about your school.
[04:05] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, you make
    her call you "dear brother"?
[04:09] Nukumizu
    I don't make her call me that!
     There's a difference!
[04:21] Nukumizu
    Comfortably lukewarm with
    just the perfect whiff of chlorine.
[04:24] Nukumizu
    The tap water during summer
    vacation is something special.
[04:33] Nukumizu
    Uh, is that you, Shikiya-senpai?
[04:36] Shikiya
    And you must be... the boy
    from the literature club?
[04:40] Nukumizu
    Um...
[04:41] Nukumizu
    What's she doing here?
[04:43] Shikiya
    I came for something to drink,
     but I ran out of energy.
[04:52] Nukumizu
    Here you go.
[04:55] Shikiya
    Tip it for me.
[04:57] Nukumizu
    What? Huh?
[05:01] Shikiya
    Hurry up.
[05:13] Nukumizu
    What in the world am I doing here?
[05:19] Shikiya
    Thanks.
[05:20] Shikiya
    Brought me back to life.
[05:24] Shikiya
    By the way...
[05:26] Shikiya
    I heard Koto-san and Tamaki-san
    started dating. Is it true?
[05:30] Nukumizu
    Huh? Uh, yes. It is.
[05:35] Shikiya
    Oh, it is?
[05:42] Nukumizu
    Man, she's scary!
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[05:44] Tamaki
    Okay, should we get down to business?
[05:47] Tamaki
    We actually got a notice
    from the student council.
[05:49] Nukumizu
    The student council?
[05:51] Tamaki
    All clubs are required to report
    their activities over summer vacation.
[05:56] Tamaki
    That's what I wanted to
    talk to you all about today.
[06:00] Nukumizu
    But summer vacation's almost over. Why now?
[06:03] Tamaki
    Why now? Well...
[06:06] Koto
    We don't have a choice. I was busy
    with driving school and forgot all about it.
[06:11] Nukumizu
    What about entrance exams?
[06:12] Tamaki
    So here's my idea:
[06:13] Tamaki
    we take the web novels we wrote before
    and make them into a book. How's that sound?
[06:19] Koto
    Here's a sample.
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SIGN    Is It More Painful 
    to Be the Person 
    Who Waits 
    or the Person 
    Who Sleeps Alone?
    
    (All Ages)
[06:21] Nukumizu
    What kind of sample is that?
[06:23] Anna
    Okay! I'll write the next part
    of the one I wrote at camp.
[06:27] Anna
    What will you write, Komari-chan?
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[06:33] Anna
    A new work?
[06:34] Anna
    You sure go all-out, Komari-chan.
    You, Nukumizu-kun?
[06:37] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[06:37] Nukumizu
    Well, I guess I could revise the first part 
    of Halfwit on Love St. and submit that.
[06:43] Tamaki
    Good. That settles it.
[06:46] Tamaki
    Okay, when you finish your
     manuscript, send it to me.
[06:48] Koto
    Also, once we're done here,
    can someone go help out in the library?
[06:53] Nukumizu
    Help out with what?
[06:55] Koto
    Every year, a club member helps the
    library with collection maintenance.
[07:00] Koto
    In exchange, they let us put in requests
     when they order new books.
[07:05] Tamaki
    Yeah, it's a "we scratch their back,
    they scratch ours" sort of thing.
[07:15] Nukumizu
    Don't you have a middle school
     reunion party later?
[07:18] Nukumizu
    Wait, is Hakamada going?
[07:20] Anna
    Of course. Karen-chan's coming, too.
[07:24] Nukumizu
    Even though Himemiya-san
    was an exchange student?
[07:26] Anna
    Among my friends, if we start dating someone,
    we have to introduce them to everyone.
[07:31] Nukumizu
    Are you gonna be okay there?
[07:33] Anna
    Don't worry. I'm no longer the
    same person I was in the first term.
[07:38] Anna
    Yes, today I am full of gratitude for all things
    in the world around me, great and small.
[07:44] Anna
    I have opened my heart to kindness.
[07:46] Nukumizu
    Excuse me?
[07:48] Anna
    Shall I explain it in words even you
    can understand, Nukumizu-kun?
[07:52] Nukumizu
    I won't get my hopes up, but sure.
[07:54] Anna
    Well, you see, Sosuke and Karen-chan
    are both dear friends of mine.
[07:59] Anna
    And when my dear friends find happiness,
    shouldn't that delight me, as well?
[08:05] Anna
    Essentially, by going out together,
    those two have blessed me with great joy.
[08:11] Anna
    At this stage, I feel nothing
    but gratitude toward them.
[08:15] Nukumizu
    If you say so, Yanami-san.
[08:17] Anna
    You should read this as well, Nukumizu-kun.
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     Magic Words
    to Lighten 
    Your Heart
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[08:20] Nukumizu
    Uh, what is that book?
[08:23] Anna
    Well, you see, it teaches you
     how to accept yourself.
[08:27] Anna
    You don't have to take
    the yakitori off the stick.
[08:30] Anna
    You can eat the whole thing at once.
[08:32] Anna
    That's the sort of wisdom contained within.
[08:35] Nukumizu
    Right. So it's a self-help book
    you read when you've lost it.
[08:38] Ayano
    Nukumizu!
[08:40] Ayano
    Are you on duty today?
[08:42] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, yeah.
[08:45] Ayano
    Oh, does this stand out?
[08:47] Nukumizu
    Huh? Well, kinda.
[08:50] Ayano
    It was a present from Chihaya.
[08:52] Ayano
    She told me never to take it off.
     Like, come on, right?
[08:55] Ayano
    When she gave it to me, she made it
    this big surprise. You know what it's like.
[09:01] Nukumizu
    Sure.
[09:03] Nukumizu
    I guess that's what they call
    "humble-bragging."
[09:06] Nukumizu
    Still, everyone around me is getting dumped,
    so it was kind of a breath of fresh air.
[09:14] Komari
    Wh-What?
[09:15] Nukumizu
    Nothing. Oh, Komari, you said you'd write
    something new. What are you gonna write?
[09:21] Komari
    A r-reincarnation isekai. R-Romance genre.
[09:24] Komari
    I-I actually started it
    during summer vacation.
[09:28] Nukumizu
    Seriously?
SIGN    Tsuwabuki High School
SIGN    Library
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Collection
[09:28] Komari
    I-I even uploaded it to Lit Icon.
SIGN    Guts Justice
SIGN    (Battle)
SIGN    Silent Tonic
SIGN    Matsushita Shinji
SIGN    (Suspense)
SIGN    Forty-Six
SIGN    Handler Fight
SIGN    (Robots)
SIGN    (Comedy)
SIGN    Let the Broken 
     Engagement Ring Out!
SIGN    Kuon Usagi
SIGN    (Romance)
SIGN    Violet Operation
SIGN    Hyakushiki Kenjiro
SIGN    Mikado-sama: Love Is Warned – Carnal Romance
SIGN    Oda Shimajiro
SIGN    (Romance)
SIGN    Personal
SIGN    Master Velvet
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SIGN    Motakoi: Love Is DIFFICULT for Otaku
SIGN    (Comedy)
[09:32] Nukumizu
    That's your pen name?
[09:34] Nukumizu
    Wait, eighth place overall?!
[09:39] Komari
    Every time I refresh, I have more points!
[09:44] Nukumizu
    When did you find the time?
SIGN    Yakishio Lemon
SIGN    Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
    to lit club. I have plans today, 
    so let's run another time.
SIGN    Total Rating
SIGN    Rating PT Average
SIGN    Rating PT Total
SIGN    Number of Ratings
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SIGN    Let the Broken 
    Engagement Ring Out!
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SIGN    Kuon Usagi
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SIGN    Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
    to lit club.
SIGN     I have plans today, 
    so let's run another time.
[09:51] Komari
    M-Message from Yakishio.
[09:54] Nukumizu
    You've been messaging her?
[09:56] Komari
    W-We've been going running
    together now and then.
[10:00] Nukumizu
    Oh, yeah. I remember you talking about that.
SIGN    Tsuwabuki High School
SIGN    Library
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Collection
[10:04] Komari
    I-It's all your fault, Nukumizu.
[10:05] Nukumizu
    Well, I apologize.
[10:08] Nukumizu
    But if you don't want to go,
     why not just say no?
[10:11] Komari
    Wh-When someone comes on to me
    really hard, I-I can never say no.
[10:16] Nukumizu
    You've got a personality that's straight
    out of a dirty comic. I need all the details.
[10:21] Nukumizu
    Uh, no, what I mean is,
    do you want me to talk to Yakishio for you?
[10:25] Komari
    A-Actually, I kinda like it.
[10:28] Komari
    Sh-She lets me set the pace,
     and carries me piggyback when I'm tired.
[10:36] Komari
    D-Does Yakishio have a-any brothers?
[10:41] Nukumizu
    Huh? Oh, I have no idea. Why do you ask?
[10:45] Komari
    Recently, Yakishio has...
[10:47] Komari
    No, never mind.
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      the pen!!
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      the pen!!
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      the pen!!
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      the pen!!
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!
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      the pen!!
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      the pen!!
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!
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      the pen!!
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!
[11:04] Lemon
    What? Oh it's you, Nuk-kun.
[11:07] Nukumizu
    Y-Yakishio! At least lock the door!
[11:11] Lemon
    I'm wearing stuff underneath.
    You're overreacting, Nuk-kun.
[11:15] Nukumizu
    So that's how she ties the ribbon.
[11:17] Lemon
    The track club room's too cramped,
    so I'm really glad they let me change here.
[11:23] Nukumizu
    You take your hair clip out for practice, huh?
[11:26] Lemon
    No, I always leave it in.
[11:28] Lemon
    But I polished it yesterday
    and didn't want it to get dirty.
[11:36] Nukumizu
    Is something up?
[11:37] Lemon
    Huh? What? No, nothing.
[11:42] Lemon
    See you later.
[11:48] Kaju
    Was Yanami-san with you
     at your club yesterday?
[11:51] Nukumizu
    Huh? Yeah, she was.
[11:54] Kaju
    That's wonderful.
[11:55] Kaju
    When you said you made a friend recently,
    that was Yanami-san, wasn't it?
[11:59] Nukumizu
    Well, yeah.
[12:00] Kaju
    What do you say to inviting her over again?
[12:03] Kaju
    I simply must give her a proper interview!
[12:06] Nukumizu
    You don't need to interview her.
[12:08] Nukumizu
    But she's just a friend.
    It isn't that big a deal.
[12:12] Nukumizu
    It's not like we hang out alon—
[12:13] Kaju
    But that's how it always begins!
[12:15] Kaju
    When I saw her up close,
    she was a lovely person!
[12:20] Kaju
    Big brother, is that from Yanami-san?
[12:23] Nukumizu
    Um, it might be.
[12:25] Kaju
    She's asking you out to tea!
[12:27] Kaju
    Going to a café with a girl...
    That's practically a date!
[12:30] Nukumizu
    No, it really isn't.
SIGN    You awake? If you have time, wanna 
    get something to drink?
SIGN    Sure
[12:34] Nukumizu
    That's what I told Kaju, anyway. But going
    to a café with a girl during vacation...
[12:41] Nukumizu
    Is that not what one would call a date?
[12:46] Nukumizu
    In all the light novels
    and manga I've read,
[12:49] Nukumizu
    even if you aren't going out,
    it counts as a date.
[12:52] Nukumizu
    Which means that Yanami...
[12:55] Nukumizu
    has asked me out on a date?!
[13:00] Anna
    This world should perish.
[13:03] Nukumizu
    Yup, this definitely isn't a date.
[13:05] Anna
    I knew this would happen.
    I knew this was how it would turn out.
[13:10] Anna
    But to see it happening before my eyes...
[13:13] Nukumizu
    You mean when you see them
     flirting and stuff?
[13:15] Anna
    No, they don't do a lot of
    flirting and stuff in public.
[13:19] Nukumizu
    Isn't that a good thing?
[13:20] Anna
    That isn't the issue!
[13:23] Anna
    She quietly cleans up after they eat,
[13:26] Anna
    and he carries her bag
    for her like it's nothing.
[13:28] Anna
    It's that casual chemistry between them!
[13:31] Anna
    When they meet,
    they communicate with just a look.
[13:34] Anna
    They share reward cards.
    Their ringtones are the same.
[13:38] Anna
    And then, they walk home together
    without saying anything first!
[13:44] Anna
    Damn straight! They're like newlyweds in heat
     who can't keep their paws off each other!
[13:49] Server
    Would...
[13:50] Anna
    What?!
[13:50] Server
    Would you like anything else?
[13:52] Anna
    No! We're fine!
[13:55] Anna
    Ooh, nice. Very nice.
[13:56] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, you're just having a
    cream soda today? You're not eating?
[14:05] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, listen closely.
[14:08] Anna
    Somen noodles are carbohydrates.
    They're essentially sugar.
[14:12] Nukumizu
    Yeah, I know.
[14:13] Anna
    But those little guys are all cool
    and slippery, and they look so thin.
[14:16] Anna
    Doesn't it seem like they'd be okay to eat?
[14:19] Nukumizu
    Um, so you're saying you ate too
    much somen and gained wei—
[14:22] Anna
    No, I have not gained weight!
[14:24] Nukumizu
    But a cream soda is also mostly sugar.
[14:26] Anna
    Drinks don't count! There's a theory
    that ice cream doesn't make you fat.
[14:35] Anna
    They're dropping hints.
[14:36] Nukumizu
    Huh? What's that mean?
[14:37] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, I want to
    drop hints like that, too.
[14:39] Anna
    I'll spread posts all around social media
[14:42] Anna
    hinting that I'm with a boy
    to distract them and stuff.
[14:46] Nukumizu
    What's the point of that?
[14:50] Anna
    Huh?
[14:54] Nukumizu
    It's Ayano and Yakishio.
    What are they doing together?
[14:58] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, do you think they're cheating?
[15:01] Nukumizu
    But they've been friends a long time.
[15:04] Anna
    They're cheating.
[15:05] Nukumizu
    But like, if you and Hakamada went somewhere
    together, that wouldn't be cheating, would it?
[15:11] Anna
    It's cheating!
[15:16] Anna
    Looks like they already left.
[15:18] Nukumizu
    Well, maybe we should call it
    for today. I'll see you later.
[15:21] Anna
    You're giving up already?
[15:33] Anna
    Hey, Nukumizu-kun. Do you know that girl?
[15:38] Chihaya
    Hello there. Do you remember who I am?
[15:43] Nukumizu
    Um...
[15:45] Chihaya
    It's me, Asagumo Chihaya!
[15:48] Nukumizu
    Oh, Ayano's girlfriend, right?
[15:51] Chihaya
    Yes! Did you happen to see Mitsuki-san
    and Yakishio-san come this way?
[15:55] Anna
    Yeah, they were—
[15:57] Nukumizu
    G-Gosh, I really couldn't say.
[16:01] Chihaya
    So you did see them.
[16:02] Nukumizu
    Uh, see them? Well, yes, but...
[16:06] Chihaya
    Shall we... find somewhere
    more comfortable to talk?
[16:14] Nukumizu
    Why does it have to be my room?
[16:19] Anna
    Is this poster made out of cloth?
[16:21] Chihaya
    You mustn't ask that, Yanami-san.
[16:23] Chihaya
    It is polite to pretend not
    to notice things like that.
[16:27] Anna
    Oh, so this is the kind of poster you'd
    be embarrassed to show other people?
[16:31] Chihaya
    If a girl from class saw I had a tapestry
     full of beautiful girls in underwear,
[16:36] Chihaya
    I don't know how I'd live with myself.
[16:37] Nukumizu
    Hold on! That isn't underwear!
    They're combat uniforms!
[16:40] Anna
    If they're combat uniforms,
    why are they showing so much skin?
[16:43] Nukumizu
    That's because they release
    mana from their skin...
[16:47] Nukumizu
    for the, uh, Sigma Drive.
[16:50] Anna
    Oh, I see. So why are the girls
    crawling on top of each other in bed?
[16:56] Nukumizu
    Someone put me out of my misery!
[16:59] Kaju
    When the five Awakened join together,
    the Sigma Drive begins to resonate,
[17:04] Kaju
    and that allows the legendary weapon,
    Pashupatastra, to be unsealed.
[17:08] Kaju
    So you see, there is a valid reason
    for these girls in combat uniforms
[17:12] Kaju
    to be physically connected.
[17:14] Nukumizu
    She just kind of spoiled it.
    I haven't read that far yet.
[17:16] Kaju
    I've brought drinks for everyone.
[17:18] Chihaya
    I apologize for visiting unannounced.
[17:18] Anna
    Woohoo! Thanks!
[17:24] Nukumizu
    So what did you want to talk about?
[17:27] Chihaya
    Yes, of course. I would like to
    be completely honest with you.
[17:31] Chihaya
    I suspect Mitsuki-san is cheating on me.
[17:34] Chihaya
    I have been following him
    to try to catch him in the act.
[17:38] Chihaya
    So if possible, I would like to ask
     you two for your assistance.
[17:43] Nukumizu
    Sorry, but—
[17:44] Anna
    I guess I don't really mind assisting.
[17:47] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san?!
[17:48] Chihaya
    I am aware that those two were
    childhood friends. And I am aware that...
[17:54] Chihaya
    she has a crush on Mitsuki-san.
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[17:57] Chihaya
    I like Mitsuki-san very much.
    That's why I want him to be happy.
[18:03] Chihaya
    Even if that means he
    doesn't remain by my side.
[18:06] Nukumizu
    Are you saying...
[18:08] Chihaya
    I've been wondering for quite some time...
[18:11] Chihaya
    if maybe he should've dated her instead.
[18:15] Chihaya
    It may look like I came out of nowhere
    and stole Mitsuki-san from her.
[18:21] Chihaya
    That's why I want to ascertain
    Mitsuki-san's true feelings.
[18:25] Chihaya
    If he truly does have feelings
     for Yakishio-san, then I'm...
[18:32] Chihaya
    prepared to step aside.
[18:35] Kaju
    It feels like my brother
     is going very far away.
[18:41] Gon-chan
    If it comes to that, Nuku-chan,
    I'll take you as my own.
[18:45] Kaju
    But I want my brother.
[18:47] Gon-chan
    Nuku-chan, you're such a cutie.
     C'mon and be my bride already.
[18:51] Kaju
    I don't wanna.
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[19:01] Nukumizu
    Why did you decide to help her, Yanami-san?
[19:04] Anna
    Did you see the look on Lemon-chan's face
    when she was walking with Ayano-kun?
[19:09] Anna
    You wouldn't look like that with
    someone you've really given up on.
[19:12] Anna
    When push comes to shove, the only people
    who can really watch over Lemon-chan,
[19:16] Anna
    or really chew her out,
     are you and me, right?
[19:24] Anna
    Are he and Lemon-chan here?
[19:27] Chihaya
    Yes. They appear to be visiting
    the food carts one by one.
[19:30] Chihaya
    We should wait here.
[19:32] Nukumizu
    How did you know they'd be meeting here?
[19:36] Chihaya
    With GPS.
[19:37] Nukumizu
    She said that like it was nothing!
[19:40] Nukumizu
    So then—
[19:40] Chihaya
    Voices down! They're here!
[19:42] Chihaya
    At the Italian gelato shop.
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[20:11] Nukumizu
    Asagumo-san?
[20:14] Chihaya
    What a lovely book cover.
    Don't you think he'd love it?
[20:18] Nukumizu
    Yeah, that's nice. He does love books.
[20:21] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san says he wants to find
    a job that has to do with books.
[20:26] Chihaya
    The first time he told me that,
     I was quite surprised.
[20:30] Chihaya
    I realized someone who shared my dream
     was standing right beside me.
[20:39] Chihaya
    You know, he really dislikes sweet things.
[20:43] Chihaya
    I was aware of that, so I've never
    suggested anything like that.
[20:47] Chihaya
    So I've never gone out to eat anything
    sweet with him, like gelato.
[20:52] Nukumizu
    Uh, okay... but hey, what about savory crêpes?
[20:56] Nukumizu
    And the gelato Ayano was eating may not
    have been a sweet one. Like, uh, tuna mayo?
[21:01] Chihaya
    Tuna mayo by itself would
    give him an upset stomach.
[21:04] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san would need
    something like a salad.
[21:10] Chihaya
    I envy Yakishio-san. She's straightforward
    and expresses her feelings clearly.
[21:17] Chihaya
    All I ever think about is how
    I don't want to upset Mitsuki-san.
[21:22] Nukumizu
    I'm sure it's fine if you want to
    eat ice cream together sometimes.
[21:26] Nukumizu
    He isn't the type to get upset
    over a request like that.
[21:30] Chihaya
    You're actually a very kind person,
    Nukumizu-san. I had you all wrong.
[21:35] Nukumizu
    I think the entire school has me all wrong.
[21:42] Chihaya
    This way!
[21:43] Nukumizu
    H-Hey, wait!
[21:47] Nukumizu
    Ayano? Wasn't Yakishio with him?
[21:50] Chihaya
    It was only Mitsuki-san.
[21:52] Chihaya
    I'll check out the situation outside.
[22:00] Chihaya
    Nukumizu-san, I deeply
    regret to inform you...
[22:04] Nukumizu
    Yes?
[22:05] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san has found us.
[22:11] Ayano
    Why are you guys here together?
[22:13] Nukumizu
    U-Um...
[22:15] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san.
[22:16] Chihaya
    I would like to suggest that...
[22:21] Chihaya
    Nukumizu-san explains it all to you.
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SIGN    Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray

E6 - Let Any One of You Who Has Never Been Dumped Be the First to Throw a Stone at the Losing Heroine
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[00:00] announcement
    The train about to arrive on track...
[00:04] Ayano
    Give it to me straight, Nukumizu.
     I can handle it.
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    Chikuwa
[00:10] Ayano
    I can accept Chihaya finding
    someone new if it's you—
[00:13] Nukumizu
    No! Wait, wait, wait!
    That's not what's going on!
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    Chikuwa
[00:16] Ayano
    Then why were you guys together?
[00:22] Nukumizu
    Don't you think you have a
    little explaining to do first?
[00:26] Ayano
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:29] Nukumizu
    What were you and Yakishio doing together?
[00:31] Nukumizu
    You two were walking by
    the station a little while ago.
[00:34] Ayano
    Hold on! We weren't
    doing anything suspicious.
[00:38] Ayano
    Th-That was just because...
[00:43] Ayano
    I was asking Lemon for relationship advice.
[00:47] Nukumizu
    Relationship advice?
[00:53] Ayano
    I've never gone out with a girl before,
     and I wanted some advice.
[00:59] Nukumizu
    So why did you ask Yakishio?
[01:01] Ayano
    Why? Well, Lemon's really popular.
    She probably understands how girls feel.
[01:08] Ayano
    Now it's your turn.
[01:10] Ayano
    What were you and Chihaya doing together?
[01:13] Nukumizu
    We were... well, um...
[01:16] Nukumizu
    I was, you know, asking her
    for relationship advice, too.
[01:20] Ayano
    Relationship advice?
[01:22] Ayano
    But, dude, don't you have female friends in
    the lit club? Why'd you need to ask Chihaya?
[01:27] Ayano
    Oh!
[01:28] Ayano
    I get it! The girl you like
    must be in the literature club.
[01:33] Nukumizu
    Huh? Well, something like that.
[01:36] Ayano
    No way. Is it Lemon?
[01:38] Nukumizu
    No, it isn't. You can relax.
[01:40] Ayano
    All right. Well, in that case,
     just leave it to me.
[01:43] Nukumizu
    Leave what to you?
[01:44] Ayano
    I know everyone says I'm dense and stuff,
     but this might just clear my name.
[01:50] Ayano
    Give her a call and let's
    all go hang out together.
[03:29] Nukumizu
    Sorry for dragging you along.
[03:32] Anna
    It's totally fine. I was free anyway.
[03:34] Anna
    Aren't you glad Asagumo-san
    found out he wasn't cheating?
[03:38] Anna
    Oh, thanks.
[03:41] Ayano
    Thanks for waiting!
[03:42] Chihaya
    Hello, Nukumizu-san and Yanami-san.
    Let's enjoy ourselves today.
[03:49] Nukumizu
    The only one here who doesn't
    realize today is a setup is Ayano.
[03:54] Nukumizu
    And Yakishio thinks we did it
    just to hang out together.
[04:01] Anna
    Hold it!
[04:03] Nukumizu
    What?
[04:04] Anna
    Summer vacation. Five high
    school students. Boys and girls.
[04:08] Anna
    You see what I'm saying, right?
[04:10] Nukumizu
    Huh? I don't get it.
[04:12] Anna
    We're totally in the prime
    of our youth. We're glowing!
[04:15] Anna
    Check out the effort I put into my outfit!
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[04:19] Anna
    So why the hell are we at
    an underground museum?!
[04:21] Anna
    It even has "underground" in the name!
[04:23] Anna
    Look, I know boys might find stuff
    like this fun, but what about the girls?
[04:29] Chihaya
    Wow!
[04:30] Chihaya
    Everyone, look at this!
    What magnificent pieces of mica!
[04:33] Chihaya
    How many capacitors do you think
    they could make with just one of these?
[04:36] Lemon
    Look! It's a minecart! A minecart!
[04:38] Lemon
    Are we allowed to ride it?
[04:41] Anna
    Am I in the minority here?
[04:44] kids
    Wow! Neat!
[04:47] Lemon
    Hey! Was it your idea to
    come here today, Nuk-kun?
[04:50] Nukumizu
    Huh? Oh, no. Ayano and I chatted
    and decided on this place.
[04:55] Nukumizu
    But it was his idea to get everyone together.
[04:59] Lemon
    Huh. So it was Mitsuki's idea?
[05:02] Lemon
    When did you become
    such good friends with him?
[05:05] Nukumizu
    Well, it just sort of happened.
[05:08] Lemon
    Huh.
[05:13] Nukumizu
    She sure is having fun.
[05:15] Ayano
    So what's your favorite
    type of capacitor, Chihaya?
[05:18] Nukumizu
    Should we go join them?
[05:20] Lemon
    I'm good. I don't want to spoil
    Mitsuki and Chihaya's fun.
[05:24] Lemon
    I want them to have plenty
    of time together today.
[05:27] Nukumizu
    I know, but...
[05:28] Lemon
    Are you weirdly worried about
    my feelings or something?
[05:35] Lemon
    I'm good. I'm, like, their biggest cheerleader.
     Don't worry about me.
[05:45] Lemon
    I'm good.
[05:47] Lemon
    I'm good with the way things are.
[05:53] Nukumizu
    I know you're always acting silly and stuff,
[05:56] Nukumizu
    but at times like this,
    you seem really mature.
[06:00] Lemon
    Huh. Took you long enough to notice.
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SIGN    Place of origin: Brazil
SIGN    What precious stone is known
SIGN    as "tanpakuseki"
SIGN    in Japanese?
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SIGN    Coral
SIGN    Opal
SIGN    It will give you a mysterious power!
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SIGN    Please feel free to sit in it!
SIGN    Tests grip strength and back strength
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SIGN    Convex
SIGN    Now Showing
SIGN    Planetarium
[06:23] Chihaya
    Hey, Mitsuki-san. This says the show
     even has some Easter eggs.
[06:27] Chihaya
    What do you think?
    Wanna see who can find the most?
[06:30] Ayano
    Oh, that sounds fun.
[06:33] Ayano
    Do you want to try, too, Lemon?
[06:35] Lemon
    Me, too?
[06:38] Ayano
    During the show, we'll give you and
    Yanami-san some space. Go for it, bro.
[06:42] Nukumizu
    Huh? Could you please not do that?
[06:44] Ayano
    Don't be shy.
[06:46] Ayano
    Come on, Lemon.
    The three of us will watch it together.
[06:50] Lemon
    Mitsuki, you should
    watch it with Asagumo-san.
[06:53] Chihaya
    Oh, that's all right. Why don't you join us?
[06:56] Chihaya
    I'd like to get to know
    you better, Yakishio-san.
[07:02] Lemon
    Thanks.
[07:04] Lemon
    But really, Asagumo-san,
    you should watch it alone with Mitsuki.
[07:07] Ayano
    Yeah, but...
[07:09] Lemon
    Okay, Yana-chan! Nuk-kun! Let's go!
[07:11] Ayano
    Wait a second! I have a good reason—
[07:13] Lemon
    Mitsuki.
[07:15] Lemon
    C'mon, you need to sit alone with Asagumo-san.
[07:18] Lemon
    The three of us will watch it together.
    You and Asagumo-san will watch it together.
[07:23] Lemon
    Good. That settles it.
[07:36] Lemon
    Listen. Asagumo-san's your girlfriend.
    You gotta put your girlfriend first!
[07:41] Ayano
    Y-Yeah. I shouldn't have said that.
[07:44] Lemon
    No kidding! I mean, you're the guy I fell in love
    with once. Get your act together, man!
[07:50] Nukumizu
    I know, right?
[07:52] Nukumizu
    If he's such a great guy that Yakishio
    fell in love with him, why isn't he more...
[07:58] Nukumizu
    In love?
[08:00] Lemon
    Hmm?
[08:08] Ayano
    Lemon, what do you mean, "fell in love"?
[08:15] Lemon
    Oh, uh, th-that was... n-no, I just meant...
[08:20] Lemon
    No!
[08:21] Ayano
    Lemon!
[08:23] Chihaya
    Mitsuki-san, stop! Don't go!
[08:25] Ayano
    But...
[08:26] Chihaya
    Please! I'm right here!
    And I'm your girlfriend!
[08:37] Ayano
    I'm sorry.
[08:41] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun?
[08:45] Nukumizu
    This isn't my style at all.
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    for visiting
SIGN    Have a safe trip home
[08:48] Nukumizu
    This isn't a role for a background character.
[08:54] Nukumizu
    But Yakishio...
[08:58] Nukumizu
    doesn't have a lead character
    to chase after her.
[09:40] Lemon
    I'm gonna go ahead and take the bus home.
[09:43] Nukumizu
    O-Okay.
[09:46] Nukumizu
    Can I at least wait with you
     until the bus comes?
[09:50] Lemon
    Uh... Well, okay. Then talk to me.
[09:54] Nukumizu
    Huh? Um...
[09:57] Nukumizu
    So, that club newsletter we're making...
    Have you decided what to write?
[10:01] Lemon
    Nuk-kun.
[10:03] Lemon
    At a time like this, shouldn't you try to cheer
    the girl up with a funny story or something?
[10:09] Lemon
    But I don't care.
    We can talk about the newsletter.
[10:12] Lemon
    Maybe I'll write a children's story.
[10:15] Nukumizu
    A children's story?
[10:16] Lemon
    Yeah.
[10:17] Lemon
    A long, long time ago, in a place
    far away, there was a little girl.
[10:23] Lemon
    The girl really loved to run.
    One day, the girl met a boy.
[10:30] Lemon
    The boy spent absolutely
    all of his time reading books.
[10:34] Lemon
    The boy told the girl
    a whole lot about books.
[10:40] Lemon
    The two became friends, but it turned
    out the boy was actually a prince.
[10:47] Lemon
    When the prince grew up,
    he would have to return to his castle.
[10:52] Lemon
    The girl wanted to go to the castle with him,
     but she didn't know proper etiquette,
[10:57] Lemon
    nor how to dance at the ball.
[11:03] Lemon
    When the prince saw how sad the girl looked,
    he decided to teach her how to dance.
[11:09] Lemon
    The girl practiced as hard as she could.
[11:13] Lemon
    And then, it was decided that the girl
    could go to the castle with the prince.
[11:19] Lemon
    And they lived happily ever after.
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    Boarding
[11:24] Lemon
    Thanks. Could you say sorry
     to everyone for me?
[11:27] Nukumizu
    What happened to the prince
     and the girl after that?
[11:31] Lemon
    That was the whole thing.
    Stories always end with "happily ever after."
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Have you heard from Lemon at all?
SIGN    Have you heard from Lemon at all?
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Not since that day
[12:03] Chihaya
    I apologize for contacting you this late.
[12:06] Nukumizu
    It's no trouble.
[12:08] Chihaya
    Did you get in touch with Yakishio-san?
[12:13] Chihaya
    This is all because I wasn't
    sure about my feelings.
[12:16] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[12:21] Chihaya
    When I said I'd step aside, it was just talk.
[12:24] Chihaya
    But that day, I shouldn't have stopped
    him from chasing after Yakishio-san.
[12:29] Nukumizu
    I really don't think it's your fault.
[12:33] Chihaya
    I'm so tired of this.
[12:36] Chihaya
    If Mitsuki-san does actually like
    Yakishio-san, I should break up with him.
[12:42] Nukumizu
    I don't think that's right.
[12:45] Nukumizu
    You weren't fooling around when you told
    Ayano you had feelings for him, right?
[12:50] Nukumizu
    Also...
[12:52] Nukumizu
    If you two broke up because of this,
    it'd hurt Yakishio more than anything.
[13:01] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[13:02] Nukumizu
    Hey, I'm not trying to blame you for this.
SIGN    Yamasa
     Chikuwa
SIGN    Higashihatcho
[13:09] Nukumizu
    For now, would you let me deal with him?
[13:14] Chihaya
    All right. But at least let me use this.
[13:16] Nukumizu
    No, you definitely can't use that.
     Promise me that.
[13:21] Chihaya
    Okay.
[13:25] Nukumizu
    You promised, okay?
[13:38] Nukumizu
    Yes? Hello?
[13:39] Koto
    Good evening. Are you up?
[13:41] Nukumizu
    Uh, yeah.
[13:43] Koto
    I heard about Yakishio-chan.
    That must've been rough.
[13:47] Nukumizu
    Yeah, it was kind of a mess.
[13:49] Koto
    So listen. Right now, Yakishio-chan is
    at her grandmother's house in Shinshiro.
[13:55] Koto
    Make sure you're free tomorrow.
[13:58] Nukumizu
    Um, hold on, Senpai. I'm not sure
    I understand what's going on here.
[14:02] Koto
    It's obvious, isn't it? We're all going
    together to get Yakishio-chan.
[14:15] Nukumizu
    What the heck am I doing here?
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[14:19] Mother
    Are you hungry?
[14:20] Kid
    Yeah, I'm hungry!
[14:22] Mother
    Then let's go eat.
SIGN    Stone-Roasted Frankfurters
SIGN    Goheimochi
[14:28] Anna
    I've been thinking a lot
    about sugar recently.
[14:31] Nukumizu
    Oh, yeah? You've been thinking, huh?
[14:33] Anna
    Sure have. About 10,000 years ago,
[14:36] Anna
    humans shifted from hunting and gathering
    to an agriculture-based lifestyle, right?
[14:40] Anna
    That essentially means they shifted
     to a sugar-based lifestyle.
[14:44] Nukumizu
    Wow, it does? Is there much left to this story?
[14:47] Anna
    It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say
     that humans are slaves to sugar.
SIGN    Supersized
     Goheimochi
SIGN    Goheimochi
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground
    Stone-Roasted 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground 
    Stone-Roasted 
    Frankfurter 
    Half Size
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground
     Stone-Roasted 
    Cheese 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground 
    Stone-Roasted 
    Spicy 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    Bacon 
    Block 
    Skewer
SIGN    Extra Coarse Ground 
    Stone-Roasted 
    Super Long 
    Frankfurter
SIGN    5-Pack 
    Goheimochi 
    w/ Walnut Sauce
SIGN    Goheimochi
     & Frankfurt Set
[14:51] Anna
    So I think the time has come for me to
    reevaluate my relationship with sugar.
[14:57] Nukumizu
    So basically...
[14:58] Nukumizu
    You ate too much somen and gained wei—
[15:00] Anna
    I have not gained weight!
[15:02] Anna
    Your Yanami-chan, for the 15th time and the
    first in a year, has achieved her perfect body!
[15:08] Koto
    I really believe plum jam is on the left.
[15:10] Komari
    N-No. Plum jam is on the r-right.
[15:13] Koto
    I don't feel like deer curry
     is on the left, though.
[15:17] Koto
    The sourness of plum jam makes it taste
    like it's never had a naughty side.
[15:21] Komari
    Th-That's exactly why it goes on
    the right. It's a generational shift.
[15:26] Nukumizu
    What in the world are you two doing?
[15:28] Koto
    Nukumizu-kun. It appears
    you require an explanation!
[15:31] Nukumizu
    No, I really don't.
[15:32] Koto
    Just listen to me.
[15:34] Koto
    Decadent BL fans of the world
    can look at a pencil and an eraser
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Spicy
SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Spicy
[15:38] Koto
    and assign one as the top and the other as the
    bottom. That kind of prejudice is spreading.
[15:42] Nukumizu
    Isn't that exactly what you were doing?
[15:45] Koto
    It's merely a thought experiment.
    A kind of intellectual training.
[15:48] Nukumizu
    So what was all that stuff
    about "right" and "left"?
SIGN    Top & Bottom
SIGN    Top & Bottom
SIGN    Top & Bottom
[15:53] Koto
    When you write it horizontally
     as "top and bottom,"
[15:56] Koto
    "top" is on the left, yes?
[15:58] Koto
    That means left represents the top,
    and right represents the bottom.
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SIGN    Plum Jam
SIGN    Spicy
[16:01] Komari
    Th-This way, we can have debates
    even with people around.
SIGN    Spicy
[16:04] Nukumizu
    That doesn't mean you should!
[16:06] Koto
    But calling the spicy one
    the top feels like a cop-out.
[16:09] Komari
    C-C-Curry's passionate spiciness
    could i-injure his partner.
SIGN    Plum Jam
[16:13] Komari
    Th-That's the reason!
[16:15] Koto
    I get it now!
[16:16] Koto
    He's so desperate to ravish him, it could
    cause an injury, so he can't even touch him?
[16:22] Koto
    Oh my God! That is so hot!
[16:25] Nukumizu
    So, um, do you think we should be on our way?
[16:32] Nukumizu
    Are we really on our way to Yakishio's place?
[16:35] Nukumizu
    We keep going deeper into the mountains.
[16:38] Koto
    Nothing to worry about.
    GPS will get us there.
[16:40] Nukumizu
    Well, I hope it does.
[16:43] Nukumizu
    But how did you know she was
    at her grandmother's place?
[16:46] Koto
    Apparently, Yakishio-chan has
    been skipping track practice, too.
[16:50] Koto
    The president talked to me, and we both
    went to see Yakishio-chan's mom.
[16:56] Koto
    Her mom was worried
    about how she was doing, too.
[17:03] Koto
    And we've arrived!
[17:04] car navigation
    You have arrived.
[17:07] Nukumizu
    There's no way the Yakishio clan
     lives in a place like this.
[17:11] Koto
    Yeah, we got kind of lost.
[17:14] Koto
    Could you give me the address one more time?
[17:18] Koto
    Yeah. Okay, thanks.
[17:21] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, that's the bridge!
[17:23] Anna
    I'll stand over there,
[17:25] Anna
    so take a grammable pic of me from
    downstream and try not to get swept away!
[17:29] Nukumizu
    As long as you don't mind your
    phone getting swept away with me.
[17:35] Anna
    Okay, Nukumizu-kun!
[17:37] Nukumizu
    What are you doing, Komari?
[17:37] Anna
    Take it!
[17:38] Komari
    Shh! I s-saw a r-river crab.
[17:42] Nukumizu
    Oh, a river crab? Where was it?
[17:45] Komari
    D-Don't talk too much or it won't come out.
[17:49] Anna
    What are you doing,
    making me pose for nothing?!
[17:53] Anna
    Are you really that into river crabs?!
[17:56] Komari
    Th-There it is.
[17:58] Komari
    Crabby.
[18:00] Anna
    Komari-chan's crabby, too.
[18:02] Anna
    Do you guys really love crabs that much?
[18:05] Komari
    Got it!
[18:05] Anna
    Is it 'cause they taste good?
[18:08] Nukumizu
    Hey, don't be so grumpy.
    Let's take a video. A video.
[18:11] Anna
    Oh, nice idea. You're starting to get it now.
[18:19] Nukumizu
    What's the matter?
[18:20] Anna
    When you put me on the spot and tell me to
    move around, I kinda don't know what to do.
[18:25] Nukumizu
    Why not sing something?
    The Mr. Elephant song?
[18:28] Anna
    Wouldn't that be sad, though? Are you sure?
[18:34] Anna
    What's wrong? Did you see a
    king crab this time? Or a snow crab?
[18:38] Nukumizu
    Actually, it's something even rarer.
[18:41] Anna
    Really? A horsehair crab?
[18:56] Anna
    I've never seen a real
    clawfoot bathtub before.
[18:59] Lemon
    I guess it used to be
    somebody's vacation home.
[19:02] Lemon
    Grandma said she bought it
    when she was a college professor.
[19:07] Anna
    An ex-college professor's vacation home!
     Hey, can I take a picture?
[19:11] Anna
    Can I drop hints?
[19:13] Lemon
    Hints?
[19:14] Lemon
    What do you mean, "drop hints"?
[19:15] Nukumizu
    I'm glad we met up with Yakishio,
    but what do we do now?
[19:19] Koto
    What do we do?
    She seems okay, so isn't that enough?
[19:24] Nukumizu
    That's what I mean. If she was open
    about being depressed, that'd be one thing,
[19:29] Nukumizu
    but when she's acting so cheery,
    it makes it harder to bring it up.
[19:33] Koto
    You have a really bad habit of
    always trying to rush to conclusions.
[19:40] Koto
    Acting cheery is one way to get cheery.
    Just keep her company for now.
[19:45] Koto
    Okay, Komari-chan. You're up.
[19:47] Komari
    What?
[19:48] Komari
    I-I don't have any sore muscles!
     Senpai, wait! Stop—
[19:51] Koto
    Come on, now.
[19:59] Komari
    Thi-i-is fe-e-els so-o go-o-od.
[20:03] Lemon
    So what were you guys doing there?
[20:05] Nukumizu
    We just... randomly came to hang out.
[20:09] Lemon
    No, you didn't.
[20:10] Nukumizu
    Yeah, well, um...
[20:12] Lemon
    Thanks, though. For looking out for me.
[20:17] Grandma
    I'm home.
[20:19] Grandma
    Oh, do we have guests?
[20:21] Lemon
    Yeah! Welcome back, Grandma!
[20:25] Koto
    Please excuse the intrusion.
[20:27] Koto
    We're members of the literature
    club at Lemon-san's school.
[20:31] Grandma
    Nice to meet you.
    Please make yourselves at home.
[20:34] Grandma
    Oh, yes! Wouldn't this be
    a good time to order sushi?
[20:38] Grandma
    Is there anything you kids can't eat?
[20:40] Nukumizu
    Oh, we couldn't impose
    on you for something like—
[20:46] Anna
    We're all good! We can eat anything!
[20:49] all
    Let's eat!
[20:52] Grandma
    Let's.
[20:56] Anna
    The fish is so tender and delicious.
[20:59] Grandma
    How is it?
[21:00] Koto
    This really is delicious!
[21:00] Nukumizu
    You should hurry up and eat, too, Komari.
[21:03] Nukumizu
    The sushi's disappearing
    faster than I expected.
[21:06] Komari
    I-I've never had salmon roe before.
[21:09] Komari
    I'm kinda scared.
[21:10] Nukumizu
    Yeah, you should leave them be.
[21:13] Lemon
    Here, Komari-chan. Eat these.
[21:16] Lemon
    It's sea urchin and abalone.
[21:17] Komari
    Oh. N-Never had either one before.
[21:22] Lemon
    Let's clean up.
[21:23] all
    Okay.
[21:25] Lemon
    I'll wipe the table.
[21:26] Anna
    Okay. Then I'll take this stuff away.
[21:28] Nukumizu
    Do you ever get lonely
    living alone in the mountains?
[21:31] Grandma
    I have the internet these days, so I get by.
[21:34] Grandma
    And my granddaughter is thoughtful
     enough to brings guests over.
[21:39] Lemon
    Hey, guys.
[21:41] Lemon
    You should all spend the night.
     We have tons of rooms.
[21:45] Nukumizu
    I appreciate the offer, but I didn't
    bring a change of clothes or anything.
[21:50] Nukumizu
    Wait just a minute.
[21:51] Nukumizu
    Yanami changed into something different
    after falling into the river, didn't she?
[21:57] Nukumizu
    Senpai, were you actually planning
    to stay over from the start?
[22:03] Koto
    Oh? Didn't I tell you?
[22:05] Nukumizu
    I didn't hear anything about it.
[22:07] Nukumizu
    But it'd be rude to just
    barge in on them like this.
[22:10] Grandma
    Oh, it's fine. I'd be very happy
    to host all of you tonight.
[22:13] Nukumizu
    Um, I...
[22:15] Grandma
    Just let Grandma take care of everything.
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E7 - The Other Side of a Happy Ending
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[00:11] Nukumizu
    Countryside tap water is delicious.
[00:13] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun?
[00:16] Anna
    What are you doing?
[00:17] Nukumizu
    I got a little thirsty.
[00:19] Nukumizu
    What are you doing?
[00:23] Anna
    I can't keep my eyes shut.
[02:01] Nukumizu
    Did Yakishio already go to bed?
[02:03] Anna
    She just told me she was going out for a run.
[02:06] Nukumizu
    At this hour?
[02:09] Nukumizu
    Did you talk to Yakishio
    about what happened before?
[02:13] Anna
    I'm worried I might say the wrong thing.
[02:16] Nukumizu
    The wrong thing?
[02:19] Anna
    I don't think I can really root
     for anyone this time.
[02:24] Anna
    I can understand why Asagumo-san is
    nervous since they just started dating.
[02:28] Anna
    But she should just talk
    to her boyfriend directly.
[02:31] Anna
    I don't think she should be testing
    their relationship in such sneaky ways.
[02:36] Anna
    At all.
[02:39] Nukumizu
    Maybe he's partly responsible, too.
[02:43] Anna
    Huh?
[02:44] Nukumizu
    Oh, I mean, it's clear to me
    that Ayano isn't a bad guy.
[02:49] Nukumizu
    But I can understand why
    Asagumo-san would be nervous.
[02:53] Anna
    But Asagumo-san is—
[02:55] Nukumizu
    You know what?
[02:57] Nukumizu
    Let's stop talking about it.
[03:01] Nukumizu
    Um, I mean, I don't want you saying bad
    things about people behind their back.
[03:07] Nukumizu
    Sorry. That was a weird thing to say.
[03:12] Anna
    Fine. Then this is the last thing I'll say.
[03:15] Anna
    If Lemon-chan's so bad at hiding her feelings
    that she accidentally blurts them out,
[03:20] Anna
    she should've just told him a year ago.
[03:23] Nukumizu
    That's rich, coming from you.
[03:25] Anna
    Asagumo-san and Ayano-kun, too.
    The three of them are a complete mess.
[03:31] Anna
    There. It's out of my system. From here on,
     it's back to "good girl Yanami-chan."
[03:37] Anna
    But you know what?
[03:40] Anna
    Lemon-chan's my friend, so if I was talking
    to her now, I'd probably tell her this:
[03:47] Anna
    "You should go out with him."
[03:50] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[03:52] Anna
    She should steal him.
    Asagumo-san said she'd step aside, after all.
[03:59] Nukumizu
    But that'd be really—
[04:01] Anna
    Lemon-chan wouldn't want that, would she?
[04:04] Anna
    I don't like it very much,
    but even I can see she's right about that.
[04:12] Nukumizu
    Maybe I'll go for a walk.
[04:16] Anna
    At this hour?
[04:17] Nukumizu
    The moon looks really pretty tonight.
[04:22] Anna
    If you go back down the road
    we came up, there's a shrine.
[04:26] Anna
    Lemon-chan says that's where
    she goes when she needs to think.
[04:31] Nukumizu
    I'm not going to look for Yakishio, though.
[04:34] Anna
    Hmm? Then maybe I'll go look for her instead.
[04:38] Anna
    Think I should turn Lemon-chan
    into a bad girl like me?
[04:45] Nukumizu
    Please don't do that.
[05:06] Lemon
    You know, I really didn't
    intend to get in their way.
[05:12] Lemon
    I wonder if I'll be able to stay friends
    with Mitsuki after this. Maybe not.
[05:18] Nukumizu
    Now that he knows how you feel,
    things probably won't be the same anymore.
[05:24] Lemon
    That Mitsuki...
[05:26] Lemon
    I think he's having trouble setting
    boundaries with Asagumo-san.
[05:30] Lemon
    Like deciding how to react to her advances.
    Or how to deepen their relationship.
[05:36] Nukumizu
    Yeah, okay, but relationship advice aside,
[05:40] Nukumizu
    I bet you don't want to hear about all that.
[05:43] Lemon
    Hey, I'm not a kid, you know.
[05:45] Lemon
    Those two are going out.
    These things happen sometimes.
[05:50] Nukumizu
    If you try to stay friends with him
    like before, this will keep happening.
[05:56] Lemon
    I know that.
[05:59] Lemon
    I know. That's why I was trying
    to give Mitsuki advice as a friend.
[06:04] Lemon
    I thought if I did that, I could accept
     the reality of how things were.
[06:07] Lemon
    I really thought I could accept it.
[06:10] Lemon
    But you know...
[06:14] Lemon
    I still couldn't help wishing
     he was attracted to me.
[06:19] Lemon
    At first, I sincerely just wanted
     to give Mitsuki advice.
[06:24] Lemon
    But then, every time I was going
    to meet him, I'd get so excited.
[06:29] Lemon
    I started thinking that I wanted
    things to stay like that forever.
[06:34] Lemon
    And then... And then...
[06:37] Lemon
    It was just one time,
    but I had a really terrible thought.
[06:49] Lemon
    "What if he stays with me
    and the two of them break up?"
[06:56] Lemon
    It was such a selfish thing to think.
[07:02] Lemon
    Mitsuki was...
[07:05] Lemon
    Mitsuki was depending on me for help.
[07:10] Lemon
    And even then, I... I...
[07:16] Lemon
    I'm so bad. I'm sorry.
[07:22] Lemon
    I'm so sorry.
[07:37] Koto
    Thank you so much for your hospitality.
[07:39] Lemon's Grandma
    Not at all. It was my pleasure.
[07:42] Anna
    Hey, Nukumizu-kun. That T-shirt...
[07:45] Lemon
    That's mine, you know.
    I'm glad it fits you okay.
[07:49] Nukumizu
    Huh? This is your shirt, Yakishio?
[07:52] Nukumizu
    R-Really? I'll take it off.
[07:53] Lemon
    It's just an extra one I had. No big deal.
[07:55] Lemon
    I tried to lend it to Yana-chan
    yesterday, but it was too—
[07:58] Anna
    Lemon-chan!
[07:59] Anna
    I told you not to tell anyone
    about that! Didn't I?!
[08:01] Lemon
    Ah, who cares? It's just Nuk-kun.
[08:03] Nukumizu
    So Yanami put this on and it didn't fit?
[08:04] Anna
    I care!
[08:07] Koto
    Looks like everything's working out.
[08:09] Nukumizu
    I didn't do anything special.
[08:13] Nukumizu
    All we can really do is watch over her.
[08:18] Nukumizu
    But, uh, could you please
    give me some space here?
[08:21] Koto
    Oh? Does me being this close make you
    nervous? Aw, that makes me so happy!
[08:30] Komari
    Sexual harassment.
[08:31] Nukumizu
    Now, hold on!
    I'm the one getting harassed here!
[08:35] Lemon
    Thank you for coming, guys.
    I'll see you back at school.
[08:39] Lemon's Grandma
    Lemon really has some lovely friends.
[08:42] Nukumizu
    Do you think so? The girls in the
    literature club are a little eccentric.
[08:47] Nukumizu
    They're kind of fearless,
    but not necessarily in a good way.
[08:50] Lemon's Grandma
    Oh, when I said that, Nukumizu-kun,
     I was thinking of you.
[08:56] Lemon
    Hey there, Nuk-kun.
[08:59] Lemon
    I'll go talk to them.
[09:03] Lemon
    Mitsuki and Asagumo-san.
[09:15] Lemon
    Asagumo-san?
[09:18] Chihaya
    This is the first time we've
    been alone together, isn't it?
[09:21] Lemon
    Why are you...
[09:24] Chihaya
    Yakishio-san...
[09:26] Chihaya
    Would you mind if we talked a little?
    I would like to get to know you better.
[09:35] Lemon
    Mm-hmm. I would, too.
[09:47] Chihaya
    Oh, after you, Yakishio-san.
[09:49] Lemon
    Thank you, Asagumo-san.
[09:51] Chihaya
    You're very welcome.
[09:54] Lemon
    Asagumo-san?
[09:55] Chihaya
    I'll join you in a moment.
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[10:06] Chihaya
    I ended up breaking my promise just once.
[10:09] Lemon
    Huh?
[10:10] Chihaya
    But I think this really is the end of it now.
[10:13] Chihaya
    Please don't tell
    Nukumizu-san about it, okay?
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[10:31] Lemon
    Thanks for waiting, Nuk-kun.
[10:33] Nukumizu
    Yakishio! What are you wearing?
[10:35] Lemon
    It's because I was just running.
[10:37] Nukumizu
    Yeah, but aren't you meeting Ayano after this?
[10:40] Lemon
    It's fine. I'm just being myself.
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[10:48] Lemon
    Thanks for walking me here.
[10:51] Nukumizu
    So that's it?
[10:52] Lemon
    Yeah. I can handle the rest by myself.
[10:55] Lemon
    You wait for me here, Nuk-kun.
[10:57] Nukumizu
    So you did want me to walk you back.
[11:00] Lemon
    All right, I'm gonna go settle things!
[11:03] Nukumizu
    It's kinda late to say this now,
    but isn't this basically trespassing?
[11:07] Nukumizu
    Won't we be in trouble if we're caught?
[11:22] Lemon
    Mitsuki, thanks for coming.
[11:25] Ayano
    Well, thank you to you, too.
[11:27] Lemon
    This brings back memories.
    How many years has it been?
[11:32] Lemon
    Were these always this small?
[11:36] Ayano
    They seem about right. We probably
    stopped playing on them by fifth grade or so.
[11:43] Lemon
    Do you remember the first time
    I talked to you, Mitsuki?
[11:48] Ayano
    Was it in second grade?
[11:50] Ayano
    When you jumped off the swing
    and hurt your leg, right?
[11:54] Lemon
    So you do remember.
[11:55] Ayano
    Well, of course I do. I was a nerdy kid
     with my nose always in a book,
[12:00] Ayano
    and the class boss brat started bugging me.
     Most people would be traumatized.
[12:04] Lemon
    That's how you remember it?
[12:06] Lemon
    Not a lovely memory of reading books
    with the poor little girl who hurt her leg?
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[12:13] Ayano
    You would get bored so quickly,
    I always got stuck explaining the story to you.
[12:19] Lemon
    You know what? Books and stuff
     always put me to sleep,
[12:23] Lemon
    but when it was you talking to me,
    I didn't have any trouble listening.
[12:28] Ayano
    Yeah.
[12:30] Lemon
    That's why, even when my leg got better,
     I kept spending time with you.
[12:44] Lemon
    This really does bring back memories.
[12:46] Ayano
    Yeah. Wow, it's already been eight years.
[12:51] Lemon
    In eighth grade, when I said I was
    gonna try to get into Tsuwabuki High,
[12:56] Lemon
    everyone thought I was joking and
    wouldn't take me seriously. Isn't that mean?
[13:00] Ayano
    Well, it's not surprising
    considering your grades back then.
[13:04] Lemon
    But you didn't laugh at me.
[13:07] Ayano
    I still didn't think you'd make it.
[13:09] Lemon
    If that's true, why did you decide to help me?
[13:15] Ayano
    You told me why you wanted
    to go to Tsuwabuki, remember?
[13:20] Ayano
    A lot of your relatives
    were academics and lawyers,
[13:23] Ayano
    and as the only one in the family who was bad
    at studying, you got an inferiority complex.
[13:28] Lemon
    You have a really good memory.
[13:31] Lemon
    But you know, that wasn't the only reason.
[13:35] Lemon
    I wanted to go to the same school as you.
[13:39] Ayano
    Lemon...
[13:41] Lemon
    I'm just being honest with you.
    Will you be honest with me?
[13:48] Ayano
    Same here. I wanted to go
    to the same school as you.
[13:55] Ayano
    Lemon, look. Once we got into middle school,
    you started getting a ton of attention, right?
[14:00] Ayano
    You were so popular and
    always surrounded by friends.
[14:04] Ayano
    To me, you seemed to shine so brightly.
[14:07] Ayano
    But it felt like you had
    drifted away from me.
[14:10] Ayano
    That's why I was so glad you
    still counted on me for help.
[14:15] Lemon
    I didn't realize that's how
    you thought about me.
[14:19] Ayano
    Back in those days, I really didn't
    understand what I was feeling yet.
[14:26] Ayano
    But it's different now.
[14:32] Lemon
    Why don't I just say it for you?
[14:40] Lemon
    Mitsuki, you really liked me, didn't you?
[14:48] Ayano
    I really didn't understand
    that feeling at all until now.
[14:53] Ayano
    But once I started dating Chihaya,
[14:57] Ayano
    I started to realize that's how it feels
     when you really like someone.
[15:01] Lemon
    That makes me so happy. I'm so happy.
[15:06] Ayano
    Lemon, I...
[15:07] Lemon
    I mean, have you ever heard
    of anything this nice?
[15:11] Lemon
    Finding out the person you like
     actually did like you?
[15:16] Lemon
    I don't think anything
    could make me happier.
[15:26] Lemon
    So what is it about Asagumo-san
    that made you fall for her?
[15:30] Ayano
    Well, that's... Is it okay to tell you?
[15:34] Lemon
    At this point, yeah.
[15:36] Ayano
    In the future, I want to get a job
    that has something to do with books.
[15:41] Ayano
    So I'll go to college in Tokyo,
[15:43] Ayano
    and spend four years getting
    as much experience as I can.
[15:47] Lemon
    Does Asagumo-san have the same plan?
[15:49] Ayano
    Yeah.
[15:51] Lemon
    You guys are both so amazing.
    You're already thinking that far ahead.
[15:56] Ayano
    To me, you're the amazing one.
[16:03] Lemon
    Hey, isn't that star super bright?
     Is it the North Star?
[16:07] Ayano
    If it's bright, it might be
     the Summer Triangle.
[16:10] Ayano
    See where those three
    big stars form a triangle?
[16:16] Lemon
    Hmm. I can only see one of them.
[16:25] Lemon
    Mitsuki.
[16:27] Lemon
    You'd better not let go of Asagumo-san.
    She's exactly the girl you need.
[16:34] Ayano
    Yeah.
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[16:39] Nukumizu
    Yeah, I'll go with cats.
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[16:41] Nukumizu
    I'll say my cat snuck into the schoolyard.
[16:44] Nukumizu
    Okay, settled. That's my excuse.
[16:46] Nukumizu
    I'll say its name is Meowko or someth—
[16:50] Ayano
    Nukumizu? What are you doing here?
[16:53] Nukumizu
    It's pretty late, so I got stuck
     escorting Yakishio here.
[16:57] Nukumizu
    Is she still in there?
[16:59] Ayano
    Yeah. I think she wants a little time alone.
[17:03] Ayano
    So I heard from Chihaya that the stuff
    about you liking Yanami was all a lie.
[17:08] Nukumizu
    Oh, right. I forgot about that plotline.
[17:11] Ayano
    You're a really good guy. Most people
    wouldn't go this far for their friends.
[17:17] Nukumizu
    If you mean Yakishio,
    we aren't exactly friends.
[17:20] Ayano
    You don't need to overthink it.
[17:22] Ayano
    You and me became friends
    before we knew it, too, right?
[17:26] Nukumizu
    What? You mean we're friends now?
[17:29] Ayano
    Seriously?
[17:30] Ayano
    Don't make me start crying, man.
[17:35] Lemon
    Right when a girl is getting all sentimental.
[17:38] Lemon
    What the heck are you guys doing, anyway?
[17:40] Ayano
    A little man-to-man talk. Right, Nukumizu?
[17:44] Nukumizu
    Um, yeah, something like that.
[17:47] Lemon
    Uh-huh.
[17:48] Ayano
    Okay, make sure Nukumizu
    gets you home safely.
[17:51] Lemon
    Speak for yourself. Don't get scared
    of the dark and start crying on the way.
[17:58] Nukumizu
    Ayano!
[18:01] Ayano
    What's the matter?
[18:02] Nukumizu
    Um, just for today,
    why don't you walk her home instead?
[18:08] Ayano
    Huh? But...
[18:09] Nukumizu
    Yakishio, I gotta go take care of something.
    Ask Ayano to walk back with you.
[18:15] Nukumizu
    Okay, Ayano. You got the rest.
[18:23] Ayano
    The streets can be dangerous at night.
[18:26] Ayano
    Would it be all right if I walked you home?
[18:30] Lemon
    Sure.
[18:36] Lemon
    Say, Mitsuki...
[18:38] Ayano
    What?
[18:40] Lemon
    I like you, Mitsuki.
[18:43] Ayano
    Lemon. Come on.
[18:45] Lemon
    What?
[18:46] Ayano
    I mean...
[18:49] Ayano
    Thank you. That makes me happy, Lemon.
[18:58] Lemon
    Hey, can I ask for just one favor?
[19:02] Ayano
    Favor?
[19:03] Lemon
    Yeah. But don't tell Asagumo-san.
    Just one little thing.
[19:08] Lemon
    For the first and last time.
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[19:29] Kaju
    Are you heading out already, big brother?
[19:31] Nukumizu
    It's a new term.
    It'd look bad if I showed up late.
[19:36] Kaju
    Okay, big brother. Then stay right there.
[19:39] Kaju
    Face forward and hold still a moment.
[19:45] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[19:47] Kaju
    See you later, big brother.
[19:51] Chihaya
    Good morning, Nukumizu-san.
[19:54] Nukumizu
    Um, yeah, good morning.
[19:56] Chihaya
    I know we've been through a lot,
[19:58] Chihaya
    but I was finally able to talk things
    through with Mitsuki-san and Lemon-san.
[20:02] Nukumizu
    Really? I'm glad to hear that.
[20:05] Nukumizu
    Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.
[20:08] Chihaya
    What is it?
[20:10] Nukumizu
    About your GPS. Did you actually
    plant one on Yakishio, too?
[20:16] Chihaya
    Nukumizu-san, did you know this?
[20:18] Chihaya
    The battery embedded in a transmitter
    only lasts several days at best.
[20:22] Chihaya
    What in the world would you call such
    a device that has lost its functionality?
[20:27] Chihaya
    Is it still a transmitter?
    Or just a piece of junk?
[20:31] Nukumizu
    You know, Asagumo-san, you seem like
    a totally different person in cram school.
[20:36] Chihaya
    I might not look like it,
    but I'm actually a bad girl.
[20:42] Lemon
    Chiha-chan, Nuk-kun, good morning!
[20:45] Chihaya
    Good morning, Lemon-san!
[20:49] Ayano
    Good morning, Nukumizu.
[20:50] Nukumizu
    Good morning, Ayano.
[20:53] Nukumizu
    What's going on with those two?
[20:55] Ayano
    I don't get it either, but it seems like
    they're starting to really get along.
[20:59] Ayano
    Chihaya's already starting to hear all
    the old, embarrassing stories about me.
[21:04] Ayano
    I don't know what to do about it.
[21:07] Nukumizu
    Well, I'm glad it's working out.
[21:09] Nukumizu
    Keep me out of it from now on, okay?
[21:13] Anna
    I dropped so many hints online, people are
    spreading rumors that I have a boyfriend.
[21:18] Anna
    They're saying, "Next time
    we hang out, bring him along!"
[21:20] Nukumizu
    So deny the rumors.
[21:22] Anna
    No, no. I've dropped far too many hints.
[21:26] Anna
    It's terrible timing to go,
    "Oh, heavens no! I don't have a boyfriend!"
[21:29] Anna
    and hear, "Goodness, Yanami, you were 
    dumped again?" Can you imagine it?
[21:33] Nukumizu
    But Hakamada wasn't even your boyfriend.
[21:36] Anna
    So I came up with an idea.
[21:39] Anna
    Why don't I just find a substitute?
[21:42] Nukumizu
    You mean a substitute boyfriend?
[21:44] Anna
    Yeah.
[21:45] Anna
    And so, Nukumizu-kun,
    I need to ask you a favor.
[21:52] Anna
    Listen, Nukumizu-kun,
    this might be a problem for you, but...
[22:01] Anna
    Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
[22:03] Anna
    Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
[22:06] Anna
    Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
[22:13] Anna
    He's got the looks, and he's a great student.
    I think he might be perfect for it!
[22:25] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san.
[22:27] Nukumizu
    Hurry up and get a boyfriend.

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[00:03] staff
    Once we bag this up, we're done.
[00:04] students
    Okay.
[00:12] worker A
    Let's go make that report.
[00:14] worker B
    Yessir.
[00:14] worker A
    Sure finished early today.
[00:16] worker B
    Yessir.
[00:24] Nukumizu
    Well, now. Shall we see
    what this fellow is made of?
[00:30] Nukumizu
    Komari, I see you caught the scent, too.
[00:32] Nukumizu
    Sorry, though. The first sip
    from this faucet goes to—
SIGN    Literature Club
[00:37] Nukumizu
    What in the world is the matter?
[00:39] Komari
    Y-You'll see. Just hurry up and open the d-door.
[00:43] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[00:55] Komari
    Nukumizu! Push harder!
[00:58] Nukumizu
    I-It won't close!
[01:00] Nukumizu
    H-Hey!
[01:02] Nukumizu
    Hey!
[01:09] Komari
    L-Let me out! I-I-I'm still trapped inside!
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!
[01:14] Komari
    Hey. S-Stop that.
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!
[02:52] Nukumizu
    So I get that
[02:54] Nukumizu
    you're dressed like that as a
    costume fitting for the festival,
[02:57] Nukumizu
    but what brings you here?
[03:04] Shikiya
    Literature club. Your exhibit...
[03:07] Shikiya
    application is... very lacking.
[03:13] Shikiya
    I tried to tell her, but she ran away.
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
SIGN    Make a concrete 
    proposal and 
    keep it easy to understand!
SIGN    Please fill out the information below 
    to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN    Literature
SIGN    Club
SIGN    Applicant
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN    Exhibit Contents
SIGN    Write more details
    about the exhibit!
SIGN    m 338 318 l 359 282 380 229 482 253 450 346
SIGN        The deadline is 10/5!
        I can wait until after class.
       If there's something you want
       the student council to do
      before the actual Tsuwabuki
      Fest, tell us.
     If you don't understand
     something or have any questions,
     come see the student council.
    
    Shikiya Yumeko
[03:18] Shikiya
    If you don't do it right, you get rejected.
[03:22] Shikiya
    That okay with you?
[03:24] Komari
    N-No, it isn't.
[03:27] Komari
    W-We'll do it right.
    I want to get a lot of visitors.
[03:35] Tamaki
    Sorry for leaving you with
    all that Tsuwabuki Fest prep.
[03:39] Nukumizu
    I'm all right with it.
[03:41] Nukumizu
    To tell you the truth,
    Komari's more into it than I am.
[03:45] Tamaki
    Is she?
[03:46] Tamaki
    So I wanted to talk to you
    about the next club president.
[03:50] Tamaki
    Koto and I have entrance exams,
    so we're quitting after Tsuwabuki Fest.
[03:54] Tamaki
    And we were thinking of asking Komari-chan
    to be the next club president.
[03:58] Nukumizu
    Komari?
[03:59] Tamaki
    Yeah. And we want you to be
    vice president to back Komari-chan up.
[04:05] Nukumizu
    I don't mind at all.
[04:09] Nukumizu
    But I can tell you're really
    worried about Komari-chan.
[04:11] Koto
    Yes, we're worried!
[04:13] Koto
    I mean, we're graduating and leaving
    Komari-chan here all alone! I'm so, so worried!
[04:18] Koto
    Maybe I should stay one
    more year just to be safe.
[04:20] Tamaki
    Koto, that sounds too real coming from you.
[04:24] Koto
    Nukumizu-kun, for this year's Tsuwabuki Fest,
     we'll stay in the background.
[04:28] Koto
    We thought letting Komari-chan do the prep
    and stuff would boost her confidence.
[04:33] Koto
    So please keep an eye on Komari-chan
    for me. Be nice to her, okay?
[04:36] Nukumizu
    Sure, to the best of my ability—
[04:39] Koto
    She likes pudding more than ice cream.
    And she doesn't drink coffee, so watch out.
[04:43] Koto
    She also doesn't love the green parts of
    green onions, so chop those finely, okay?
[04:49] Nukumizu
    I'll remember that if
    I ever make her pork soup.
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
SIGN    Month
SIGN    Day
SIGN    Please fill out the information below
     to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN    Club
SIGN    Applicant
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Exhibit Contents
SIGN    Floor Plan
SIGN    Supervisor
[04:59] Kaju
    By the way, dear brother,
    how are things going these days?
[05:02] Nukumizu
    These days? Well, let's see...
[05:05] Nukumizu
    The cafeteria sink was removed, and the
    plumbing for the faucets was changed.
[05:10] Kaju
    Oh, the faucets, huh?
[05:12] Nukumizu
    Yes. And I was able to confirm
    just how the flavor had changed.
[05:16] Kaju
    Well, isn't that just lovely?
[05:18] Kaju
    Incidentally, you just received
    a message from Yanami-san!
[05:23] Kaju
    "Lunch tomorrow at the fire escape stairs."
[05:27] Nukumizu
    Kaju...
[05:28] Nukumizu
    Why are you looking at my
    phone without permission?
[05:31] Kaju
    But big brother, you always act
    so indifferent toward Yanami-san.
[05:35] Kaju
    As your little sister,
    I need to supervise your progress.
[05:36] Nukumizu
    Hey, wait a...
SIGN    Looking forward to it.
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    Lunch tomorrow
SIGN    at the fire escape stairs
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    Lunch tomorrow
SIGN    at the fire escape stairs
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    Lunch tomorrow
SIGN    at the fire escape stairs
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Happy to.
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    Lunch tomorrow
SIGN    at the fire escape stairs
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Happy to.
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Looking forward to it.
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    Lunch tomorrow
SIGN    at the fire escape stairs
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Happy to.
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Looking forward to it.
[05:39] Nukumizu
    Hey! Stop!
[05:41] Kaju
    Now you should be able to make some progress!
[05:45] Kaju
    I'll do my best to make you a very nice lunch!
[05:50] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, don't get the wrong idea.
    It isn't about me holding a grudge this time.
[05:56] Anna
    As a friend—no, as a
    representative of all humanity,
[05:59] Anna
    I simply felt the need to raise an objection.
[06:02] Anna
    Listen, our class has started preparations
    for Tsuwabuki Fest, right?
[06:07] Nukumizu
    "Halloween on the Corner," right?
[06:09] Anna
    Yeah. So I went to the nurse's office
    to take costume measurements...
[06:14] Anna
    And even though Sosuke was there,
    Karen-chan started taking off her clothes!
[06:18] girl
    Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[06:18] Anna
    Of course the girl in charge of wardrobe
    noticed and kicked Sosuke out.
[06:22] Anna
    But then, Sosuke said this:
[06:26] (Flashback) Sosuke
    Bad habit! I'm just so used to it.
[06:32] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, if any of this
    looks good, want some?
[06:36] Anna
    Really? Anything I want?
[06:38] Nukumizu
    Sure. Help yourself.
    The Scotch egg is a winner.
[06:43] Anna
    Ooh! Looks good! Then I'll take this.
[06:47] Nukumizu
    I've never seen anyone pick the
    rice ball in a situation like this.
[06:51] Anna
    You said I could take anything I want.
[06:54] Nukumizu
    Um, changing the subject a little,
    do you have any ideas for the lit club's plan?
[07:01] Anna
    Hmm. What did Komari-chan say?
[07:04] Nukumizu
    She said if we're doing it,
    she wants people to come.
[07:07] Nukumizu
    She really wants the lit club's plan
    to succeed, so she's working super hard.
[07:11] Anna
    Hmm. Komari-chan really
     is a girly girl after all.
[07:15] Nukumizu
    A girly girl?
[07:17] Anna
    I mean, the third-years are
    all leaving the club, right?
[07:20] Anna
    Even if her crush doesn't return her feelings,
     she wants to send him off with a bang.
[07:24] Anna
    You go, Komari-chan. She's so innocent.
[07:29] Nukumizu
    Is that what she's doing?
[07:31] Anna
    That's what she's doing, Nukumizu-kun.
[07:33] Anna
    I can get behind that. And Komari-chan's
    gonna be the next president, right?
[07:38] Nukumizu
    What, you already knew?
[07:40] Anna
    Tsukinoki-senpai sent me a message saying,
    "Keep an eye on Komari-chan for me."
[07:44] Anna
    So I spent a lot of time brainstorming
    by myself. Wanna hear?
[07:50] Nukumizu
    Sure. Please tell me.
[07:52] Anna
    People are drawn to food!
[07:55] Nukumizu
    Figures.
[07:57] Nukumizu
    But that has nothing to do with the lit club.
    Plus, there aren't many of us.
[08:00] Anna
    In which case we should give the exhibit
    a theme that has to do with food!
[08:05] Anna
    Let's grab Komari-chan and get researching!
[08:12] Nukumizu
    I don't mind doing research, but why here?
[08:15] Anna
    You sure are slow.
SIGN    For the Love 
    of Drink
SIGN    Yasuko
[08:17] Anna
    This area is a fusion of things old and new.
[08:21] Anna
    The community also has a long
    history of artistic innovation.
[08:25] Nukumizu
    What are you getting at?
[08:27] Anna
    Well, I'm saying we should let
    the environment here inspire us,
[08:32] Anna
    so that we start to feel it... and stuff?
    You know, like that. Yeah.
[08:37] Nukumizu
    Sounds like she hasn't
    thought about it very deeply.
[08:39] Anna
    Oh! Over there!
[08:40] Komari
    N-Nukumizu.
[08:42] Komari
    Wh-Why did you guys ask me to come?
[08:45] Nukumizu
    Well, you were having trouble deciding
    on a theme for Tsuwabuki Fest, right?
[08:50] Nukumizu
    We thought this might give you ideas.
[08:52] Komari
    B-But aren't I getting in your way?
[08:55] Nukumizu
    In my way?
[08:56] Komari
    I-I mean, you're going out with Yanami, right?
[09:02] Nukumizu
    No, no, not a chance.
[09:04] Nukumizu
    Why would you even think that?
[09:06] Komari
    Y-You guys are a-always doing stuff together.
SIGN    Sea Otter
[09:11] Nukumizu
    Listen, Komari. Otters are cute, right?
[09:15] Komari
    Otters? L-Like, the sea creature?
[09:17] Nukumizu
    Yes. The otter.
    Those little guys sure look cute,
SIGN    Sea Otter
[09:21] Nukumizu
    and they eat more than 20%
    of their body weight each day.
[09:26] Nukumizu
    Otters are cute. They're big eaters.
[09:28] Nukumizu
    But that doesn't make you
    fall in love with them.
[09:31] Nukumizu
    That's essentially what I'm getting at.
[09:33] Komari
    Y-Yeah, okay.
[09:36] Anna
    Hey! Come over here!
    I found a shop that looks interesting!
SIGN    Toyohashi Bldg. Shopping Arcade
[09:41] Anna
    I'd like a matcha framboise, please.
[09:44] Anna
    You, Komari-chan?
[09:47] Komari
    Uh, I'll pass.
[09:54] Anna
    Whoa! It's so good!
[09:56] Nukumizu
    Here. It looks bad, but I haven't touched it.
[10:01] Komari
    Are you really sure?
[10:03] Nukumizu
    Well, we're here for research.
    Isn't it best if we all eat some?
[10:08] Komari
    U-Um, o-okay, thanks.
[10:15] Anna
    I can't say for sure,
[10:17] Anna
    but I kinda get the feeling you'd treat me
    a little differently if I was out of money.
[10:21] Nukumizu
    If we assume that's true,
    would you like me to explain why?
[10:24] Nukumizu
    Ow!
[10:25] Anna
    That's what I'm talking about!
[10:27] Nukumizu
    What are you talking about?
[10:28] Komari
    Th-This is delicious!
[10:28] Anna
    That's what I'm talking about!
[10:30] Nukumizu
    Whoa! Ah! Ouch!
[10:31] Anna
    I'm gonna eat another one!
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
SIGN    Month
SIGN    Day
SIGN    Please fill out the information below
     to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN    Club
SIGN    Applicant
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Exhibit Contents
SIGN    Floor Plan
[10:33] Nukumizu
    So I summarized the conversation Komari
    and I had after we went out yesterday.
[10:37] Nukumizu
    We'd like to hear your thoughts.
[10:40] Anna
    I wasn't part of that conversation, was I?
[10:45] Nukumizu
    So she did notice.
[10:46] Nukumizu
    We didn't want the distraction,
    so we left Yanami out.
[10:51] Nukumizu
    Actually, we'd like you to perform
    a different kind of job, Yanami-san.
[10:54] Nukumizu
    Or rather, we have a role in mind
    we think only you are capable of.
[10:58] Anna
    Something only I can do?
[11:00] Nukumizu
    Yes. It's basically
    something like a consultant.
[11:05] Nukumizu
    I have a feeling you'd be perfect for it.
[11:07] Anna
    Consultant? You mean you're going
     to consult with me, right?
[11:11] Nukumizu
    I don't know why you had to
    shorten it like that, but that is correct.
[11:15] Anna
    I see! That sounds like
    something I could work with.
[11:18] Anna
    I bet I'd be perfect for the job.
[11:20] Nukumizu
    Okay, then, back to the main point.
[11:23] Nukumizu
    We'd like to use your idea and run
    with the theme of food and literature.
[11:27] Nukumizu
    We could showcase authors' favorite foods
    or foods that appear in their books.
[11:32] Anna
    Then put those foods in our exhibit!
[11:34] Nukumizu
    Yeah. We could list classic recipes and show
    photographic representations in the exhibit.
[11:38] Anna
    Photographic representations?
[11:41] Anna
    Aren't we going to be serving actual food?
[11:44] Nukumizu
    Well, we aren't doing a restaurant—
[11:46] Anna
    Attention please!
[11:47] Anna
    Ahem. Listen.
[11:49] Anna
    When I said I wanted to use food as the theme,
[11:52] Anna
    this is not what I meant at all!
[11:55] Nukumizu
    Then what did you mean?
[11:57] Anna
    Well, don't you picture Showa-era authors
    eating beef hot pot and eel and stuff?
[12:02] Anna
    We're in the literature club, so we've gotta
     try to feel that same literary spirit!
[12:07] Nukumizu
    This girl was planning on putting out
    a beef hot pot at the festival?
[12:11] Nukumizu
    You know we aren't allowed
    to cook in the classrooms.
[12:13] Nukumizu
    And the deadline for club
    restaurants has already passed.
[12:17] Anna
    Hey, I just come up with the ideas.
[12:19] Anna
    You're the one who has to find a way
    to make them happen, Nukumizu-kun.
[12:22] Nukumizu
    We picked the wrong person to consult.
[12:24] Komari
    I-It says here that b-baked sweets
     and snacks are okay.
SIGN    Cooking Room
[12:33] Anna
    My friend in the cooking club said we can
    cook in here as long as we clean up.
[12:37] Anna
    So what should we do now?
[12:39] Nukumizu
    What? She's already passing the buck?
[12:41] Nukumizu
    Do you know any recipes, Yanami-san?
[12:44] Anna
    Uh, I know how to make fried dough.
[12:48] Nukumizu
    What's that?
[12:49] Anna
    You fry flour mixed with water.
[12:51] Anna
    The key to enjoying it is emptying
    your mind of all desire while eating.
[12:54] Nukumizu
    I don't want to eat such a depressing snack!
[13:01] Anna
    Yum!
[13:03] Nukumizu
    Komari, you seem used to this sort of thing.
[13:06] Komari
    I-I've got some rugrats at home.
    I'm a-always making snacks for them.
[13:12] Nukumizu
    Now we just have to match this
    with the theme of our exhibit.
[13:17] Nukumizu
    What's wrong?
[13:18] Komari
    Y-Yakishio is in the air.
[13:25] Lemon
    Hup!
[13:26] Lemon
    Hiya! Whatcha up to?
[13:28] Anna
    Lemon-chan! We just finished
    baking some cookies.
[13:32] Lemon
    All right!
[13:34] Lemon
    Mm, these are really good!
[13:37] Anna
    Well, yeah. I do all right sometimes.
[13:39] Nukumizu
    Komari's the one who made them.
[13:41] Lemon
    Wow! Feminine charm off the charts!
[13:44] Lemon
    Sorry I haven't been able to help
    with the festival stuff at all.
[13:47] Komari
    Y-You have track practice, so it's okay.
[13:52] Anna
    We nee-uh hi anuh-huh uhb-aye-buh hoo.
[13:55] Lemon
    Oh, we need to find a new club advisor?
[13:59] Nukumizu
    She was able to decipher that?
[14:01] Nukumizu
    Wait, advisor? You mean the
    lit club doesn't have an advisor?
[14:05] Anna
    Apparently there were problems
    and she quit a long time ago.
[14:09] Anna
    But we can't turn in applications
    without an advisor.
[14:13] Anna
    Tsukinoki-senpai told me we
    had to go find someone new.
[14:16] Nukumizu
    Why didn't you say that sooner?
[14:19] Anna
    I think we should pick a teacher
    we know really well.
[14:23] Lemon
    All the teachers I know are from track.
[14:27] Lemon
    Oh! There's also...
[14:32] Amanatsu
    Ow...
[14:33] Amanatsu
    Huh? It's you guys? The hell you doin' 'ere?
[14:37] Nukumizu
    Well...
[14:37] Amanatsu
    Huh?!
[14:38] Amanatsu
    Oh, hell. Go take care of that at home.
[14:42] Nukumizu
    It's not whatever you're thinking.
[14:43] Nukumizu
    We wanted to ask you for advice.
[14:45] Amanatsu
    You came here together to ask for my advice?
[14:49] Amanatsu
    No! Hurry up and go to the nurse's office!
     Konuki-chan can help you!
[14:53] Nukumizu
    It isn't that, either.
[14:54] Lemon
    Hey, Amana-chan, you gotta
    become the lit club's adviser.
[14:58] Amanatsu
    Whoa, what's all this about now?
[15:00] Nukumizu
    Oh, I apologize. The literature club
    we're in doesn't have a faculty advisor.
[15:05] Nukumizu
    We need to find a teacher to become
    our advisor before Tsuwabuki Fest.
[15:08] Lemon
    Pretty please, Amana-chan!
[15:10] Amanatsu
    A-ha. Well, if that's the problem,
    I sure would like to help,
[15:15] Amanatsu
    but I'm already an advisor
    for the ping pong club.
[15:18] Lemon
    No way...
[15:21] Amanatsu
    Right! Just leave it to me!
    I'll figure somethin' out!
SIGN    Toyo
SIGN    Roadside Market
SIGN    Toyohashi
SIGN    For Adults
SIGN    First Love Lemon
[15:30] Nukumizu
    First love lemon for adults, huh?
[15:35] Kaju
    Here, big brother. Aah!
[15:38] Kaju
    What do you think?
    Apparently, it uses local quail eggs.
[15:42] Nukumizu
    Mm. S'good.
SIGN    Toyo
SIGN    Roadside Market
SIGN    Toyohashi
[15:44] Kaju
    Incidentally, dear brother, why'd you suddenly
     want to visit the roadside market today?
[15:51] Nukumizu
    Well, the lit club needs snacks to
    put out for our Tsuwabuki Fest exhibit.
[15:56] Nukumizu
    We also want to have a small area
     for people to sit and rest,
[16:00] Nukumizu
    so I wanted to come and look for ideas.
[16:02] Kaju
    Interesting.
[16:04] Kaju
    So it'll be a kind of roadside market
     at the school festival?
[16:07] Kaju
    What snacks are you considering?
[16:09] Nukumizu
    There's a famous story about
    how Natsume Soseki loved peanuts.
[16:14] Nukumizu
    We could write a little explanation
    about it and sell them cheap.
[16:17] Kaju
    If I recall, Natsume Soseki
     had quite the sweet tooth.
[16:21] Kaju
    I heard he indulged in sugar-coated peanuts.
[16:24] Nukumizu
    Sugar-coated, huh? But I'm not sure
    we can make something that fancy.
[16:29] Kaju
    If that's troubling you, dear brother,
     your Kaju is here for you!
[16:33] Kaju
    Please leave the snack-making to me!
SIGN    PM
SIGN    My little sister says she'll help
SIGN    making the snacks
SIGN    PM
SIGN    I'll make the research display
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    PM
SIGN    My little sister says she'll help
SIGN    making the snacks
SIGN    PM
SIGN    I'll make the research display
SIGN    There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    My little sister says she'll help
SIGN    making the snacks
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    I'll make the research display
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    My little sister says she'll help
SIGN    making the snacks
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    I'll make the research display
SIGN    There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    My little sister says she'll help
SIGN    making the snacks
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    I'll make the research display
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN    making the snacks
SIGN    PM
SIGN    PM
SIGN    I'll make the research display
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN    PM
SIGN    It's okay. I'll do my best
SIGN    Literature Club
SIGN    You are 
      the pen!!}
[17:04] Nukumizu
    So we've decided on the topic of the
    lit club exhibit for Tsuwabuki Fest.
[17:08] Nukumizu
    Please look at the sheet provided.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Festival Literature Club Exhibit Plan
SIGN    Theme: "Edible Readings"
SIGN    
    
    We will introduce famous authors and books with a focus on food.
    At the same time, we will sell or hand out snacks with short notes 
    explaining how they relate to the content of the exhibit.
    
    
    
    To create an enjoyable space for guests to learn more about literature 
    and get visitors interested in the literature club.
    To introduce guests to literary icons and famous works through the 
    new lens of food and literature.
    
    
    
    A stamp rally connecting all 4 displays!
    
    We will hang big display boards on the walls with our research reports 
    and put stamp stations next to them.
    
    We will sell or hand out snacks related to our research.
    °Hand out to children and sell to normal guests.
    
    Below are the research topics and snacks:
    ° Natsume Soseki's sugar-coated peanuts
    ° Dazai Osamu's cherry pound cake
    ° The cookies from Swimmy
    ° Mini Castella
[17:11] Nukumizu
    The official theme will be "Edible Readings."
[17:13] Nukumizu
    We'll use food as a common theme to
    introduce famous authors and literary works.
[17:17] Nukumizu
    We'll also prepare snacks based on
    the exhibit with brief annotations
[17:21] Nukumizu
    for sale and distribution.
[17:23] Anna
    So we're gonna sell some and give some away?
[17:25] Komari
    W-We'll give them away to little kids.
[17:29] Anna
    Why don't we give them away to everyone?
[17:32] Nukumizu
    If we do that, we'll run out in no time.
[17:34] Lemon
    And you'll give stamp cards to kids
    in elementary school and younger?
[17:38] Komari
    Th-That's how we'll get them
    to l-look at the displays.
[17:41] Nukumizu
    There will be four different displays.
    We'll put a stamp station next to each one.
[17:46] Nukumizu
    I'll save the detailed explanations for now,
    but Komari will handle the research displays,
[17:50] Nukumizu
    and I'll take care of the
    snacks and room setup.
[17:53] Lemon
    Sounds great! It's all coming together!
[17:57] Anna
    Now we just need an advisor.
[18:00] Konuki
    Please excuse the intrusion, everyone.
[18:02] Konuki
    Amana-chan asked me to stop by.
    I'm the lit club's faculty advisor, Konuki Sayo.
[18:07] Konuki
    Let's have a lovely time together, okay?
SIGN    2nd October
SIGN    Please fill out the information below
     to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN    Literature
SIGN    Club
SIGN    Applicant
SIGN    Class
SIGN    1-C
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Exhibit Contents
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Our exhibit will be on the theme of "Edible Readings," and will present 
    our research on foods loved by literary icons and works of literature 
    that feature food. Additionally, we will sell and pass out snacks related 
    to our research for the visitors' enjoyment. We will also display and sell 
    the literature club newsletter. This will become an inspiration for literature 
    club members to write and an opportunity for them to share their work 
    with a larger audience of readers. The exhibit will also be used as a rest area.
SIGN    Floor Plan
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Newsletter Sales
SIGN    We'll sell 
    newsletters here
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    <
SIGN    Snacks
SIGN    Display
    Lit Club
    Newsletters
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    <
SIGN    This is a rest area
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    <
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    >
SIGN    Research 
    Displays
SIGN    We'll display
     our research 
    on food and 
    literature
SIGN    We'll display
     lit club
    newsletters here
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
[18:18] Nukumizu
    That takes care of the preparations for now.
[18:22] Nukumizu
    Next up...
SIGN    Floor Plan
SIGN      Display
     Lit Club
    Newsletters
SIGN       We'll display
      lit club
     newsletters
    here
SIGN    Club Rep
SIGN    Supervisor
SIGN    A Winter Gem
SIGN    A Winter Gem
SIGN    A Winter Gem
[18:44] Nukumizu
    Now, which faucet would Komari
    want to drink from at this time of day?
[18:53] Nukumizu
    Bingo.
[19:10] Komari
    Wh-What?
[19:12] Nukumizu
    Our application for classroom use
    needs the club representative's signature.
[19:26] Komari
    Gimme a pen.
[19:27] Nukumizu
    Oh, right.
[19:31] Nukumizu
    Are you okay? You don't look so good.
[19:34] Komari
    I-I'm f-fine.
[19:39] Nukumizu
    There's no need to overdo it.
    Our senpai are still around.
[19:43] Nukumizu
    Just do as much as you can—
[19:44] Komari
    B-But!
[19:48] Komari
    I-I have to do it.
[19:58] Nukumizu
    Okay. See you after class.
[20:02] Boy 1
    Let's go, let's go!
[20:22] Nukumizu
    According to my calculations, it takes 85
    seconds to get from here to the classroom.
[20:27] Nukumizu
    If we leave one minute from now,
     we can still beat the bell.
[20:30] Komari
    Y-Your calculations?
[20:32] Nukumizu
    It means we can wait here together
    a little longer until the crowd dies down.
[20:41] Komari
    I-I'm in a different class,
     so it's a little farther away.
[20:47] Nukumizu
    Then just walk there a bit quicker.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    If You Are In Trouble, Feel Free to Consult
SIGN    Student Council Office
[22:27] Nukumizu
    Excuse me.
[22:28] Tiara
    Yes? How may I help you?
[22:31] Nukumizu
    I've brought the application form that
    Shikiya-senpai asked us to correct.
[22:36] Tiara
    Oh! Might you be one of those people
    from the literature club?
SIGN    Tsuwabuki High School
SIGN    Basori Tiara
[22:41] Tiara
    Why are you looking at my chest?!
[22:43] Tiara
    You'd better not try anything
    just because we're alone in here!
[22:46] Nukumizu
    No, no, I was just looking at your name tag!
     I wasn't sure how to read your name.
[22:51] Tiara
    It's Basori.
[22:53] Nukumizu
    And your given name?
[22:55] Tiara
    I-It's Tiara!
[22:58] Tiara
    Is that a problem? Has my name
     inconvenienced you in some way?
[23:02] Hibari
    Oh, my.
[23:11] Hibari
    It seems quite lively today.
[23:15] Tiara
    Chairwoman! It's so nice to see you!
[23:18] Hibari
    Yeah. You, too.
[23:22] Hibari
    Welcome to the student council.
[23:24] Hibari
    So what brings you here today?
[23:27] Nukumizu
    U-Um, paperwork for the school festival.
[23:30] Hibari
    Shikiya gave you corrections, right?
[23:32] Nukumizu
    Uh, well, yes.
[23:34] Hibari
    Not to worry. Your application is accepted.
[23:37] Nukumizu
    Thank you very much.
[23:40] Hibari
    The third-years are leaving soon.
[23:43] Hibari
    In Shikiya's presence, I had to
    turn a blind eye to many things.
[23:46] Hibari
    But that will no longer be the case.
[23:51] Hibari
    As a student of Tsuwabuki, you must
    prepare yourself to live up to its reputation.

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[00:07] Nukumizu
    A lot of students are dressing up
    for this year's Tsuwabuki Fest.
[00:11] Nukumizu
    It's not unlike Halloween.
[00:15] Karen
    Hey, get out of my way!
[00:18] Nukumizu
    Oh, I've seen that exact line...
[00:20] Nukumizu
    in light novels before.
[00:33] Nukumizu
    I've seen this in light novels, too.
[02:08] Karen
    I'm really sorry! Are you sure you're okay?
[02:11] Karen
    Does anything hurt? Any bumps anywhere?
[02:14] Nukumizu
    Uh, well...
[02:20] Nukumizu
    Thanks for your concern.
[02:22] Karen
    I should be the one thanking you.
[02:24] Karen
    You're even carrying half my stuff for me.
[02:27] Karen
    Hey, hey!
[02:31] Karen
    Let's walk to the classroom together.
[02:34] Karen
    I've been wanting to talk to you, anyway.
[02:37] Karen
    Sosuke and Anna are always talking about you,
     so it almost feels like I know you.
[02:42] Nukumizu
    Um, I do talk to Hakamada sometimes,
    but it's not like we're really friends.
[02:45] Karen
    Oh, really?
[02:47] Karen
    Then why don't you become
    friends with both of us?
[02:51] Karen
    Okay?
[02:53] Nukumizu
    Oh, no! She's so dazzling,
    she's gonna kill me!
[02:57] Nukumizu
    It's almost like Himemiya-san
    has light affinity.
[03:00] Nukumizu
    She definitely has a certain
    something that Yanami doesn't.
[03:02] Nukumizu
    It's like TV, where you think, "Wow, 4K
    looks awesome!" And then 8K comes out...
[03:09] Nukumizu
    Oh, it's 4K.
[03:10] Anna
    For-kay?
[03:11] Nukumizu
    No, never mind.
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN    Days
[03:16] Komari
    Y-You're late. Where were you?
[03:18] Nukumizu
    I had a meeting about my class event.
[03:21] Nukumizu
    Didn't you have one?
[03:23] Komari
    N-No.
[03:26] Komari
    Nobody in class told me anything.
[03:30] Nukumizu
    O-Oh. I guess not, then.
[03:35] Nukumizu
    Try these out.
[03:37] Nukumizu
    First, the sugar-coated peanuts
     Natsume Soseki liked so much.
[03:40] Nukumizu
    I gave it a modern update with
    cocoa powder, so give it a taste.
[03:45] Komari
    Oh, yum! D-Did you make this, Nukumizu?
[03:49] Nukumizu
    No, my little sister did.
    Same with the others.
[03:53] Komari
    Th-Then what did you do?
[03:55] Nukumizu
    I washed dishes and gave her
     shoulder massages and stuff.
[03:58] Nukumizu
    Oh, I also did the packaging.
[04:01] Nukumizu
    Next up is Dazai's. We made a cherry
    pound cake for his story "Cherries."
[04:05] Nukumizu
    I think this one tastes the best.
[04:08] Komari
    It's m-marbled? It's so pretty.
[04:12] Nukumizu
    We used canned dark cherries and syrup
    to add color. Well, my sister did.
[04:17] Nukumizu
    The next two are from the picture books
    Swimmy and Guri and Gura.
[04:24] Komari
    J-Just like in the b-books!
[04:26] Komari
    Y-Your little sister is amazing.
[04:29] Nukumizu
    But see these bags? I picked them.
    I could use some praise, too, you know.
[04:34] Komari
    N-Nukumizu, w-way to go.
[04:38] Nukumizu
    Yes! I am the first-born son!
    See what I can do when I put my mind to it?
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN    Days
[04:41] Nukumizu
    So I guess we're good for the snacks.
[04:44] Komari
    W-We also need recipes
    and instructions with pictures.
[04:47] Nukumizu
    Okay, got it. I'll put those together.
[04:52] Nukumizu
    What are all those books?
[04:53] Komari
    I-I got them from the public library.
    I have to return them today.
[04:58] Nukumizu
    How did you get so many of them here?
[05:00] Komari
    B-Bit by bit.
[05:02] Komari
    Th-The copy machine
    here at school is cheaper.
[05:12] Nukumizu
    You just returned a bunch
    and now you're borrowing more?
[05:15] Komari
    I s-still need some to write the exhibit
    displays. A-And some are for the rugrats.
SIGN    The Very 
    Hungry
     Caterpillar
[05:21] Komari
    If I don't read them stories before bed,
     th-they don't fall asleep.
[05:28] Nukumizu
    How are the articles for the displays going?
[05:31] Komari
    I-It'll take a little longer.
[05:33] Nukumizu
    There are four of them, right?
    Let me write one of them.
[05:37] Komari
    Y-You haven't finished your newsletter
    manuscript, bud. W-Write that!
[05:42] Nukumizu
    Okay, I'll write that.
[05:49] Nukumizu
    What's wrong?
[05:50] Komari
    G-Get your head down.
[05:58] Nukumizu
    Um, maybe they were using
    one of the third-floor study rooms.
[06:03] Nukumizu
    You know, to study for exams.
SIGN    Machinaka Plaza
SIGN    Hitohito
[06:13] Komari
    N-Nukumizu, y-you're worried about me, right?
[06:17] Nukumizu
    A little. I didn't expect them
     to show up, so yeah.
[06:20] Komari
    I-I don't care. I-I know they're dating.
[06:24] Komari
    Holding hands and stuff is normal.
[06:27] Komari
    E-Even at school, they're a-always together.
[06:32] Nukumizu
    But it's kind of different
    when we're not at school.
[06:36] Nukumizu
    Outside, it's like they're
    in an unfamiliar world.
[06:40] Nukumizu
    Like they've found their own
    special place to be together.
[06:45] Couple Girl
    Hey, there's one more place
    I wanna check out. That okay?
[06:48] Couple Boy
    Sure.
[06:51] Komari
    D-Don't get me wrong. I-I didn't hide
     because they were together.
[06:58] Komari
    I-It's because in f-first term,
    I would've been with them.
[07:03] Komari
    I-I'm sad that I can't join them anymore.
[07:09] Komari
    Wh-When I joined the club in April,
    th-they were both really nice to me.
[07:14] Komari
    In c-class, I didn't have any friends.
    They spent a bunch of time with me.
[07:20] Komari
    Th-That was the first time
    I'd ever thought school was fun.
SIGN    Hitohito
[07:25] Komari
    B-But now, it's back to normal.
[07:31] Nukumizu
    I'm sure Tsukinoki-senpai would take a
    break from studying to see you anytime.
[07:36] Komari
    Y-Yeah.
[07:38] Nukumizu
    And I don't think the prez
    is trying to avoid you at all.
[07:41] Komari
    I know. B-But if I hadn't asked him out, maybe
    we th-three could've spent more time together.
[07:53] Komari
    O-Once Tsuwabuki Fest is over,
     they'll both go away,
[07:57] Komari
    s-so I have to be able to get by on my own.
[08:02] Nukumizu
    If you need anything from me,
     just say the word.
[08:06] Komari
    I-I can do it by myself.
[08:10] Komari
    I have to.
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN    Days
[08:30] Nukumizu
    That's it for the pumpkin.
    Now I just need the bats.
[08:33] someone
    You look so cute!
[08:34] Girl Student
    You're perfect in that,
     Karen-chan! It's super cute!
[08:40] Nukumizu
    Himemiya-san's something else.
[08:43] Nukumizu
    A demon is one thing,
    but she looks like a succubus.
[08:46] Lemon
    Nuk-kun.
[08:47] Lemon
    Well? Are you scared?
[08:49] Nukumizu
    That's a lot of skin.
[08:52] Nukumizu
    Yakishio, you shouldn't show your belly
     like that with people around.
[08:55] Lemon
    But this is how a mummy would look.
[08:58] Nukumizu
    Wait. Hold on a second.
[09:01] Nukumizu
    Are you naked under those bandages?
[09:03] Lemon
    Well, yeah. Is that a problem?
[09:05] Lemon
    I mean, everything's covered—
SIGN    Amanatsu Crew
SIGN    Amanatsu Crew
SIGN    Amanatsu Crew
SIGN    Amanatsu Crew
[09:07] Girl A
    And out.
[09:08] Girl B
    Lemon, you're coming with us.
[09:10] Girl C
    Hey, what do you boys think you're looking at?
[09:11] Lemon
    Huh? What's wrong with you all? Hey!
[09:15] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun.
[09:17] Anna
    Look!
[09:18] Anna
    Whaddaya think? Boo!
[09:20] Nukumizu
    Um, you're cosplaying as a corpse?
[09:22] Anna
    I'm a ghost! Have you ever seen
     a corpse looking this healthy?
[09:26] Nukumizu
    I've never seen a ghost that healthy, either.
[09:28] Nishikawa
    Hey, Yanami.
[09:31] Nishikawa
    Practice is starting.
[09:32] Anna
    Okay, on my way.
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN    Days
[09:46] Tamaki
    So you wrote a continuation
    of the story you wrote at camp?
[09:49] Nukumizu
    Yeah, more or less.
[09:50] Tamaki
    And Koto wrote something new.
[09:52] Nukumizu
    Yeah, but this one doesn't
    have any dirty scenes.
[09:55] Nukumizu
    I think she finally caught on about that.
[09:57] Tamaki
    I wish she'd catch on to some other things, too.
[10:00] Tamaki
    Oh, it sounds like Komari-chan's
    having trouble with the display articles.
[10:04] Nukumizu
    Yeah. I keep telling her I'm willing to help...
[10:08] Koto
    Emergency!
[10:10] Koto
    It's Komari-chan!
SIGN    The Complete Works 
    of Dazai Osamu
[10:18] Konuki
    She'll be fine. She's just needs sleep.
     Nothing to worry about.
[10:23] Koto
    Komari-chan...
[10:25] Konuki
    I know you go through a lot at your age,
    trying to push yourselves to your limits.
[10:33] Konuki
    I had experiences like that, too.
[10:36] Konuki
    Wanna hear the story?
[10:36] Nukumizu
    Uh, no thanks.
[10:38] Tamaki
    Yeah, I think I'm good.
[10:48] Nukumizu
    Why did you do this to yourself?
[10:51] Komari
    Nukumizu.
[10:53] Komari
    Y-Ya dumbbell. That one's the cauliflower.
[10:56] Nukumizu
    What the heck is she dreaming about?
[11:15] Komari
    Wha—
[11:17] Komari
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[11:19] Nukumizu
    Konuki-sensei brought you home.
    I came along to show her the way.
[11:23] Komari
    K-Konuki-sensei, huh?
[11:28] Komari
    P-Pajamas?!
[11:30] Nukumizu
    Yeah, Konuki-sensei changed
    you out of your clothes.
[11:33] Komari
    D-Did you look?
[11:34] Nukumizu
    I did not look.
[11:35] Konuki
    Aw, you didn't even look? What a shame.
[11:38] Nukumizu
    Sensei, there are small children present.
[11:41] Shin
    Are you my sister's boyfriend?
[11:46] Nukumizu
    No, I'm not.
[11:48] Shin
    Then are you her friend?
[11:50] Nukumizu
    Um, we're just in the same club together...
[11:56] Nukumizu
    Yes, we're friends.
[12:00] Shin
    Hina, see? He's big sis's friend.
     Don't be scared.
[12:14] Hina
    Just like big sis.
[12:17] Nukumizu
    Huh? Yeah, it looks cute.
[12:20] Nukumizu
    Huh? What is this adorable creature?
[12:23] Konuki
    All right, I'll watch over your brother
    and sister, so please enjoy yourselves.
[12:34] Nukumizu
    Hey, Komari. Why don't you send me
    what you've written for the displays so far?
[12:40] Komari
    Wh-Why?
[12:42] Nukumizu
    You can't keep pushing yourself like this.
[12:44] Komari
    B-But...
[12:46] Nukumizu
    You should rest and let me do the—
[12:47] Komari
    I-I'll finish them!
[12:51] Komari
    I'll finish them. J-Just let me do the writing.
[12:58] Nukumizu
    When will you be done?
[13:00] Komari
    B-By tomorrow morning.
[13:03] Nukumizu
    Okay. When you're done,
    send the data to everyone in the club.
[13:08] Komari
    Th-Thanks.
[13:10] Nukumizu
    But in exchange, I want you
    to promise me something.
[13:13] Komari
    Promise you?
[13:14] Nukumizu
    Let us handle everything else for the exhibit.
[13:17] Nukumizu
    You stay home tomorrow and get some rest.
[13:20] Nukumizu
    If you do, I'll let you finish writing.
[13:22] Komari
    B-But we have to set up tomorrow.
[13:25] Nukumizu
    Well, maybe you should let me show
     what I can do just this once.
[13:30] Tamaki
    How was Komari-chan?
[13:32] Nukumizu
    She seemed better after she got some sleep.
[13:35] Tamaki
    Oh, good.
[13:37] Koto
    We want her to still have fun
    at school even after we're gone.
[13:42] Koto
    We wanted the literature club to
    become a place where she'd belong.
[13:46] Koto
    And we've been trying to watch over her...
[13:49] Nukumizu
    You told me before that you want
    to help Komari get stronger.
[13:53] Nukumizu
    But you know what?
SIGN    Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN    Days
[13:57] Nukumizu
    I think she's a little stronger than you think.
SIGN    Turn off
SIGN    Snooze
SIGN    Alarm
SIGN    Snooze
SIGN    Tsuwabuki High School Literature Club
SIGN    Unread Messages
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    Thank you 
    very much
[14:40] Nukumizu
    That early morning tap
    water sure hits the spot.
[14:43] Nukumizu
    Well, then.
[14:54] Lemon
    Nuk-kun.
[14:56] Nukumizu
    Yakishio?
[14:57] Lemon
    I thought I told you to leave
    the heavy lifting to me.
[15:01] Nukumizu
    But why are you here?
    We were supposed to set up after homeroom.
[15:05] Lemon
    Yana-chan told me you were
    gonna try to do it all yourself.
[15:10] Anna
    Tuna and mayo is the
    pinnacle of human wisdom.
[15:12] Anna
    Whoever invented this
    deserves the Yanami Prize.
[15:16] Nukumizu
    And Yanami-san? Why?
[15:18] Anna
    Who do you think we are? We're members, too.
     And we're worried about Komari-chan.
[15:23] Lemon
    Yeah, yeah. We can't let
    you push yourself too hard.
[15:25] Nukumizu
    But I'm not pushing myself. I was just
    going to get as much done as I could.
[15:30] Lemon
    Well, asking your friends for help
    is one of the things you could do.
[15:35] Koto
    Have you all completely forgotten about us?
[15:39] Nukumizu
    Senpai?
[15:40] Ayano
    I bet there's something
    we can help out with, too.
[15:43] Ayano
    Especially after all you did during vacation.
[15:46] Chiaki
    Lemon-san forwarded me
    the reports for the displays.
[15:49] Chiaki
    I looked through them on the way to school
    and drafted some ideas for the layout.
[15:54] Nukumizu
    You "looked" through them?
    Wait, that's like 50,000 characters!
[15:57] Chihaya
    Yes, it was very impressive!
    I could sense the author's passion throughout.
[16:01] Chihaya
    It's all wonderfully written.
[16:05] Tamaki
    All right. Ayano-kun, Asagumo-san,
    and I will work on the displays.
[16:09] Tamaki
    Nukumizu and Koto can do
    the layout and room prep.
[16:12] Tamaki
    Yanami-san and Yakishio-san,
[16:14] Tamaki
    whenever you get a break from class prep,
    come give Nukumizu a hand.
[16:22] Anna
    C'mon, Nukumizu-kun, get in here.
[16:24] Nukumizu
    O-Oh, right.
[16:29] Tamaki
    All right, Tsuwabuki Fest starts tomorrow!
    Let's all work hard and do this!
[16:34] All
    Yeah!
[16:35] Nukumizu
    Y-Yeah!
[16:37] Tamaki
    Okay!
[16:37] Koto
    Okay, here we go!
[16:38] Tamaki
    Thanks, everyone!
[16:41] Anna
    Well? Are you impressed with your
    charismatic consultant, Yanami-chan, yet?
SIGN    Edible
    
    Readings
SIGN    Sugar-Coated Peanuts
[18:20] Koto
    Yup. Perfect.
[18:22] Tamaki
    The main event hasn't started yet.
SIGN    Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    We've finished setting up
SIGN    Everything's 
    perfect
[18:31] Nukumizu
    "We've finished setting up.
    Everything's perfect."
[18:45] Anna
    Hey there.
[18:46] Anna
    Wow, things are looking good here.
[18:49] Nukumizu
    That's the research report on Dazai.
[18:52] Nukumizu
    It draws from the short story "Cherries"
[18:54] Nukumizu
    and takes a look at Dazai's friendships and
     his views on family. It's pretty interesting.
[18:59] Anna
    "Cherries" as in the fruit?
[19:03] Anna
    I've never read it, but judging from
    the title, I bet it's a really cute story.
[19:06] Nukumizu
    Well, pretty much. Basically,
    the protagonist runs out on his family
[19:10] Nukumizu
    and heads to a bar to see some woman.
[19:12] Anna
    That isn't exactly what I imagined.
[19:19] Anna
    I sure love the smell of tatami mats.
[19:22] Anna
    Come on, sit down.
    I'll give you one. Let's eat together.
[19:27] Nukumizu
    You're giving me something?
    Um, does that mean...
[19:30] Nukumizu
    You're giving me something to eat?!
[19:32] Anna
    Uh, yeah? Why'd you say that twice?
[19:41] Anna
    This really is cool, though.
[19:44] Nukumizu
    Yeah. I didn't expect the
    exhibit to turn out so fancy.
[19:49] Anna
    This whole thing is like
    Komari-chan's love letter, you know.
[19:53] Nukumizu
    I guess that's one way to see it.
[19:55] Anna
    You don't see it that way, Nukumizu-kun?
[19:58] Nukumizu
    I think this exhibit shows
    Komari's memories, her gratitude,
[20:03] Nukumizu
    and her dedication as club president.
[20:05] Nukumizu
    It's all of that stuff packed in together.
[20:08] Anna
    Okay.
[20:10] Nukumizu
    I don't want to see it
    as something depressing.
[20:16] Anna
    I think I kind of understand
    Komari-chan's feelings, though.
[20:21] Anna
    Komari-chan really treasures
    the literature club and her senpai.
[20:26] Anna
    But she was ready to let go of those treasures.
[20:31] Anna
    She was prepared for that when she
    confessed her feelings that night at camp.
[20:36] Anna
    Once she settled down, she said she
    had completely given up on him,
[20:40] Anna
    but when you like someone that much,
    those feelings don't just disappear.
[20:45] Anna
    Sometimes, you can't tell someone you
    like them, and you don't know what to do,
[20:51] Anna
    but you still want to find a way
     to let those feelings out.
[20:54] Anna
    That's why Komari-chan writes,
    and why Lemon-chan runs.
[21:01] Anna
    And Komari-chan... What else
    could she do? It's because she's a girl.
[21:06] Nukumizu
    Because she's a girl?
[21:07] Anna
    Yeah. She needs to spit those feelings out
    and force herself to move on, even if it's hard,
[21:13] Anna
    so that she can be ready to fall in love again.
[21:16] Nukumizu
    Has Komari found another boy she likes?
[21:18] Anna
    Who knows? But she sure is cute.
[21:22] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, if you keep dragging
    your feet, you might get left behind.
[21:26] Nukumizu
    And what about you, Yanami-san?
[21:28] Nukumizu
    You know. The guy in the Shinsengumi costume.
[21:31] Nukumizu
    I think that guy has a thing for you.
[21:35] Anna
    Are you a tiny bit jealous? Seriously?
[21:37] Nukumizu
    What? No!
[21:38] Anna
    Oh, gosh. You'd be so heartbroken
     if I got a boyfriend!
[21:42] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, you're kind of a sweetie.
[21:46] Nukumizu
    Hey, that one's mine.
[21:55] Anna
    What? Um...
[21:58] Anna
    What are you—
[21:59] Nukumizu
    Shh.
[22:02] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san.
[22:03] Anna
    Huh? J-Just a second.
[22:06] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun? It's still too early
    for a school festival romance!
[22:10] Nukumizu
    No, it's not that.
[22:11] Anna
    Huh?
[22:13] Nukumizu
    Konuki-sensei's recording a video of us.
    Could you please not say anything weird?
[22:17] Anna
    What?
[22:25] Anna
    Oops.
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SIGN    Consider Your Teacher a Stain on the Ceiling 
    or Something, and Please Continue

E10 - I Suppose It's a Bit too Early for Goodbye
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SIGN    Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    Nukumizu Kazuhiko
[00:31] Komari
    Huh?
[00:34] Hayato
    Wait a minute, Yuki!
    I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
[00:37] Komari
    S-Senpai, why are you here?
[00:39] Yuki
    Then how do you want me to do it, Hayato?
[00:41] Koto
    There's no way I'm making my sleepy
    Komari-chan go to school by herself.
[00:42] Yuki
    Just shove it in there? Like this?
[00:46] Hayato
    Ow!
[00:48] Yuki
    Oh, it might be too tight.
    I guess it's bigger than it looks.
[00:50] Koto
    Not bad, huh? This is one that
    I save for very special occasions.
[00:52] Yuki
    You have such a big ring finger, Hayato.
[00:54] Hayato
    I-I told you I'm a size 14!
[00:56] Komari
    S-Senpai...
[00:58] Yuki
    Now, just hold still for me, okay?
[01:00] Hayato
    Don't put it in!
[01:00] Komari
    T-Turn the volume down!
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Tsuwabuki
SIGN    Fest
SIGN    Student Council Office
[02:42] Nukumizu
    Excuse me.
[02:44] Tiara
    Wh-What do you want?
[02:46] Shikiya
    Tiara-chan.
[02:48] Shikiya
    Say the word.
[02:50] Shikiya
    "Meow." Say it.
[02:52] Tiara
    S-Senpai, even as an order,
    that's a little too...
[02:54] Nukumizu
    This is the student council office, right?
[02:56] Shikiya
    You're refusing the chairwoman's request?
[02:58] Tiara
    Never!
[02:59] Tiara
    All right, I'll do it!
[03:02] Shikiya
    "Meow."
[03:04] Tiara
    Here I go.
[03:05] Tiara
    Meow!
[03:11] Tiara
    S-So... what can I help you with... meow?
[03:16] Nukumizu
    Oh, uh, here's a picture
    of our completed exhibit.
[03:19] Tiara
    All right. We have officially received it.
[03:21] Shikiya
    Tiara-chan.
[03:23] Tiara
    We've officially received it, meow!
[03:26] Nukumizu
    What am I being exposed to here?
SIGN    Edible
SIGN    Readings
[03:34] Komari
    Y-You're late, Nukumizu.
[03:38] Nukumizu
    You sure got here early today.
[03:41] Komari
    T-Tsukinoki-senpai picked me up.
[03:46] Komari
    N-Nukumizu.
[03:49] Komari
    Um, well...
[03:51] Komari
    Th-Thank you.
[03:54] Komari
    Y-You turned everything I wrote
    into a r-really nice display.
[03:59] Nukumizu
    This was all Asagumo-san's...
[04:01] Nukumizu
    Uh, I mean, you should thank
    Yakishio's friend for it.
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    Rieko
[04:04] Nukumizu
    She's the one who did the layout.
[04:06] Komari
    R-Really?
[04:09] Komari
    But you printed it out so nicely...
[04:13] Nukumizu
    My friend and President Tamaki
    helped with that. Impressive, huh?
[04:17] Komari
    Th-Then what about the room decorations?
[04:20] Nukumizu
    Those were Tsukinoki-senpai's idea.
[04:22] Nukumizu
    All those guys were roped in
    to help by Yanami-san and Ya—
[04:26] Komari
    L-Let me compliment you on something.
[04:29] Nukumizu
    What's this? You want to compliment my work?
[04:32] Nukumizu
    Very well. Don't hold back.
    Shower me with compliments.
[04:35] Komari
    D-Drop dead.
[04:40] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san said she has some free time
     this afternoon and can take over for a while.
[04:44] Komari
    O-Our senpai said they'll come
     after their assembly, too.
[04:50] Nukumizu
    Yeah, that's right.
[04:52] Hokobaru
    Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
[04:54] Hokobaru
    This is the Tsuwabuki
    High School student council.
[04:57] Hokobaru
    We are expecting a number of guests
    from outside today, so please remember
[05:02] Hokobaru
    that each and every one of you represents
    Tsuwabuki, and don't do anything
[05:06] Hokobaru
    that may tarnish our reputation.
[05:09] Hokobaru
    So without further ado,
    the 98th Tsuwabuki Fest is open.
[05:21] Boy
    Yay!
[05:24] Komari
    Th-That little kid said he read
    the picture book reports.
[05:29] Nukumizu
    And he even bought a pancake, huh?
[05:32] Girl
    Um...
[05:34] Nukumizu
    Hi. If you collect all the
    stamps, you get a treat.
[05:38] Girl
    Okay!
[05:41] Nukumizu
    I guess I find it easier to talk to
    people who aren't my own age.
[05:45] Hokobaru
    A collaboration between literary works
    and food? That's an interesting concept.
[05:51] Hokobaru
    I'm taking a look.
[05:52] Nukumizu
    Uh, sure.
[05:54] Nukumizu
    Is this an inspection?
[05:56] Hokobaru
    You do get right to the point.
[05:58] Hokobaru
    You may view it that way if you like.
[06:01] Hokobaru
    This is a well-made exhibit.
[06:03] Hokobaru
    However...
[06:06] Hokobaru
    The lit club has been in trouble
    countless times in the past.
[06:10] Hokobaru
    The next time something happens...
[06:12] Nukumizu
    Will we be dissolved?
[06:16] Hokobaru
    Dissolution...
[06:20] Hokobaru
    may be a little too severe.
[06:23] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[06:24] Hokobaru
    How about something like
    a temporary dissolution?
[06:27] Nukumizu
    Um, what's a temporary dissolution?
[06:30] Hokobaru
    I'm not exactly sure, but I guess if you get
     temporarily dissolved three times, you're out.
[06:36] Hokobaru
    But I'm not exactly sure.
[06:38] Nukumizu
    She seems pretty eccentric, too.
[06:40] Tiara
    Chairwoman, we're on a very
    tight inspection schedule, meow!
[06:44] Tiara
    M-M-Meow?!
[06:45] Tiara
    Wh-What in the world are you
    doing in a place like this, meow?
[06:49] Nukumizu
    Um, this is the literature club's exhibit.
[06:51] Tiara
    Huh? It is, meow?
[06:53] Tiara
    In that case, please excuse me, meow.
[06:57] Hokobaru
    I'll be on my way now.
[06:58] Tiara
    Oh, and also, Chairwoman, when will
    you be changing into costume, meow?
[07:03] Hokobaru
    I don't intend to.
[07:05] Tiara
    Meow?!
[07:06] Tiara
    B-But Shikiya-senpai said you were
    going to dress up as a prince, meow!
[07:08] Shikiya
    Splendid... exhibit.
[07:12] Nukumizu
    Senpai, have you been lying
    to the vice chairwoman?
[07:16] Shikiya
    Tiara-chan is... cute and gullible.
[07:28] Sosuke
    And now, you are also a vampire!
[07:32] Karen
    We are finally of the same kind, darling!
[07:36] Sosuke
    Let's get married!
[07:36] Karen
    Let's get married!
[07:43] Nukumizu
    What's up?
[07:48] Nukumizu
    Has Amanatsu-sensei been bullying you?
[07:50] Komari
    Sh-She said something to me.
[07:53] Nukumizu
    Well, that is a calamity.
[07:54] Amanatsu
    Oh, Nukumizu!
[07:56] Amanatsu
    These peanut things are really tasty!
[07:59] Amanatsu
    Did you make them yourself?
[08:01] Nukumizu
    No, my little sister did.
[08:03] Amanatsu
    Uh-huh...
[08:08] Amanatsu
    Nukumizu, does your little sister
     have a big brother?
[08:12] Nukumizu
    Uh, that would be me.
[08:13] Amanatsu
    No, not you.
[08:15] Amanatsu
    Someone around 30 with
    a steady job would be ideal.
[08:19] Nukumizu
    Uh, the next time I see my relatives,
    I'll ask if they can think of anyone.
[08:23] Konuki
    Oh, how sweet. When Konami finds
    her ideal man, I'd sure like to ride...
[08:27] Konuki
    I mean, I'd sure like to meet him.
[08:29] Amanatsu
    I'll never let you near him, Konuki-chan!
[08:32] Amanatsu
    And you'll have to watch
    the wedding remotely!
[08:33] Nukumizu
    This is such a bad influence on the kids.
    I wish they'd hurry up and leave.
[08:34] Konuki
    How about from behind frosted glass?
[08:36] Amanatsu
    Sure, that works.
[08:37] Konuki
    Hurray!
[08:39] Guest
    That last one was well-done.
[08:45] Komari
    S-Something's coming.
[08:47] Anna
    How's it go-oooh-ing?
[08:50] Nukumizu
    Nice to see you, Yanami-san.
[08:52] Anna
    Oh, you do have guests!
[08:55] Nukumizu
    Your costume's a little dirty. Is it okay?
[08:58] Anna
    Yeah, it's chocolate.
[09:00] Anna
    The kids who come over to see me
    all have chocolate on their hands,
[09:03] Anna
    or bits of candy stuck around their mouths.
[09:07] Nukumizu
    I don't know why,
    but that kind of makes sense.
[09:10] Anna
    I'll watch the shop for a while,
    so you guys go take a break.
[09:14] Nukumizu
    Okay, thanks. Back in a bit.
[09:17] Anna
    One more thing. Don't you dare
    set foot in the clubroom, okay?
[09:22] Nukumizu
    B-But I have a book I need to finish.
[09:24] Anna
    Then I shall burn it.
[09:26] Nukumizu
    Then where are we supposed to go?
[09:28] Anna
    You are both going to go
    and enjoy the festival.
[09:33] Komari
    B-But I don't really want to—
[09:35] Anna
    As a girl in a literature club,
    you at least need a boy or two to dote on you.
[09:39] Anna
    I know this is Nukumizu-kun we're talking
    about, but he's still a boy. Right?
[09:58] Komari
    U-Um, Nukumizu.
[10:00] Nukumizu
    Hmm?
[10:01] Komari
    S-Someone in the classroom just now told
    me they wanted time to read the reports,
[10:07] Komari
    and asked if they could
    take pictures of them.
[10:09] Nukumizu
    Really? That's great.
[10:12] Komari
    Yeah.
[10:16] Nukumizu
    Where should we go after we eat?
[10:18] Komari
    I d-don't care. Anywhere you want is fine.
[10:19] Girl
    Here. Open wide.
[10:22] Boy & Girl
    Mmm! It's so good!
[10:26] Nukumizu
    If you didn't know any better, it could look
    like there was something between us.
[10:31] Nukumizu
    I'd prefer to avoid such a misunderstanding.
[10:34] Nukumizu
    Komari. I have a suggestion to make.
[10:38] Nukumizu
    As an experiment, would you mind
     calling me "big brother"?
[10:45] Komari
    H-Have you gone totally nuts?
[10:48] Nukumizu
    No, wait. I don't mean anything weird by it.
[10:50] Nukumizu
    But when we're eating together like this,
    it almost looks like we're here on a date.
[10:55] Nukumizu
    Then again, when they see a girl choking on
    udon, they might not assume that after all.
SIGN    Choco Cigarettes
[11:09] Chihaya
    Jackpot!
[11:13] Chihaya
    I made it myself. It can shoot holes
     in a soda can quite easily.
[11:19] Nukumizu
    This is a deadly weapon.
[11:22] Nukumizu
    Um, I brought Komari from my club with me.
[11:25] Chihaya
    Oh!
[11:26] Nukumizu
    Hey, Komari!
[11:29] Chihaya
    You're that Komari-san? The reports you 
    wrote for the exhibit were wonderful!
[11:34] Komari
    Huh? U-Uh, well, thank you
    very much for your help.
[11:38] Chihaya
    Not at all! I found it fascinating!
[11:41] Chihaya
    I was especially enthralled by how it so
    skillfully aligned male social camaraderie
[11:45] Chihaya
    with structures of romantic engagement.
[11:48] Chihaya
    You must be a tremendous
    fujoshi, Komari-san.
[11:50] Chihaya
    I don't have any other fujoshi friends,
    so I must say I'm absolutely intrigued!
[11:55] Chihaya
    Please, when you have a moment,
    tell me all of your favorite BL works!
[12:04] Nukumizu
    I got a message from Yakishio.
[12:06] Nukumizu
    What do you think?
    Wanna say hi before we go back?
[12:10] Komari
    Th-There are too many people outside.
[12:14] Nukumizu
    Okay, I'll go say hi to her by myself.
[12:18] Nukumizu
    Yakishio.
[12:19] Lemon
    Oh, it's Nuk-kun!
[12:21] Nukumizu
    Wh-What the heck are you wearing?
[12:23] Lemon
    Get this. Right now,
    I'm dressed as Track and Mask!
[12:27] Lemon
    And here is the menu
     of available challenges.
SIGN    Masked Challenger
[12:30] Nukumizu
    "Face Lady Track and Mask in
    a no-handicap 100-meter race."
[12:35] Nukumizu
    Um, I think I'll pass on that one.
[12:37] Taka-bo
    Then why don't I challenge you instead?
[12:40] Lemon
    Whoa, Taka-bo? Long time no see!
[12:43] Lemon
    Remember? We were both sprinters on the track
     team in middle school. Takahashi the slacker!
[12:48] Nukumizu
    Why the heck would I know him?
[12:50] Lemon
    So are you still running track?
[12:53] Taka-bo
    Yeah, I've been training tons recently.
[12:55] Taka-bo
    I'm sure I can beat your 100-meter time now.
[12:59] Lemon
    All right! So you're gonna challenge me?
[13:02] Taka-bo
    That's why I'm here.
[13:04] Taka-bo
    However...
[13:06] Taka-bo
    If I win, will you go see a movie with me?
[13:12] Lemon
    A movie with Taka-bo?
[13:17] Lemon
    Yeah. Okay.
[13:21] Lemon
    So we're on for a 1,500-meter race.
[13:23] Tako-bo
    Huh? Not the 100-meter?
[13:25] Lemon
    Well, you're faster than me
    on the 100-meter, right?
[13:28] Taka-bo
    Yeah, but I...
[13:29] Lemon
    Shoelaces done up? All warmed up?
     Okay, on your marks...
[13:33] Taka-bo
    Wait!
SIGN    Masked Challenger
[13:34] Lemon
    Get set... Go!
[13:46] Nukumizu
    Poor guy's gonna be traumatized.
[13:49] Mob A
    The next one's in the courtyard!
[13:51] Mob B
    Wait for me!
[13:53] Nishikawa
    Princess Anna, I love you!
[13:55] Nishikawa
    Don't die! Please don't die!
[13:58] Nishikawa
    Princess Anna!
[14:04] Nukumizu
    How can a ghost die? What a crappy script.
[14:09] Kaju
    There's my big brother.
[14:10] Gon-chan
    Don't you want to talk to him?
[14:13] Kaju
    I can only capture his natural behavior
    if I remain hidden like this.
[14:29] Girl
    It's so cute!
[14:31] Mother
    Aren't you lucky?
[14:32] Boy
    Yeah! Can I eat it?
[14:34] Mother
    When we get home.
[14:35] Boy
    Aw...
[14:38] Tamaki
    Oh, Nukumizu. Been waiting for you.
[14:40] Komari
    H-Hurry up and help.
[14:42] Nukumizu
    Hey, there was a lot going on.
    Like a lost love, and a ghost's re-death scene.
[14:51] Komari
    D-Do you need some help?
[14:54] Kid
    I want one of those.
[14:54] Koto
    Picture books contain tales of friendship,
    compassion, and all the elements of adventure!
[14:59] Koto
    Even someone as open to
    radical possibilities as myself
[15:02] Koto
    could not possibly adapt them!
[15:03] Nukumizu
    I wonder if I should stop her.
[15:06] Tamaki
    I'm really grateful, Nukumizu. Koto and I
    couldn't have pulled this off ourselves.
SIGN    Edible Readings
[15:12] Mother
    Thank you very much.
[15:13] Komari
    Uh, ah, yeah, um...
[15:17] Nukumizu
    Komari put everything she had into it.
[15:27] Tamaki
    Thanks, everyone.
SIGN    Edible
SIGN    Readings
[15:29] Tamaki
    The literature club's exhibit,
    "Edible Readings," had a total of 117 visitors.
[15:35] Tamaki
    We sold 40 treats and
    14 copies of our newsletter.
[15:41] Tamaki
    I couldn't have ended my
    presidency with a better event.
[15:45] Tamaki
    And it's all thanks to you guys.
[15:54] Koto
    Shintaro, are you okay?
[15:56] Tamaki
    Don't worry. It's nothing.
[15:59] Hokobaru
    It is 4 PM. The 98th Tsuwabuki
    Fest has now concluded.
[16:11] Nukumizu
    I guess this means you two have
    "graduated" from the club now.
[16:14] Nukumizu
    That makes me a little sad.
[16:16] Koto
    Well, that's a nice thing to say.
[16:19] Koto
    But I bet you're really thinking,
    "Good riddance!" aren't you?
[16:23] Nukumizu
    Polite conversation greases
     the wheels of society.
[16:27] Koto
    You've become a pretty
    smooth talker, Nukumizu-kun.
[16:34] Nukumizu
    I think Komari's feeling some pressure
    over becoming the club president.
[16:38] Koto
    I'm sure she is.
[16:42] Nukumizu
    There's already a presidents' meeting
     coming up next weekend.
[16:46] Nukumizu
    People will be giving self-introductions
    and club activity reports.
[16:50] Nukumizu
    Do you think you could help
    support her for just a little bit longer?
[16:55] Koto
    I wish I could.
[16:57] Koto
    But that's your role now, Nukumizu-kun.
[17:05] Koto
    I don't mean it in a romantic way,
[17:07] Koto
    but you're the only one
    who can stand by her side.
[17:10] Koto
    That's how it is now.
[17:13] Nukumizu
    I don't really know... but it feels like
    Komari doesn't let me get too involved.
[17:17] Koto
    Are you sure? I think Komari-chan
    really depends on you, Nukumizu-kun.
[17:23] Koto
    That's why I wanted you to be vice president.
[17:27] Nukumizu
    But it's still very different from
    the way you two handled things.
[17:32] Nukumizu
    When something's important,
    she has a habit of pushing people away.
[17:37] Nukumizu
    The only people she lets in are you and...
[17:43] Nukumizu
    The president sure is late.
[17:46] Koto
    The fact that you and I are here
[17:49] Koto
    must mean he's alone
    with Komari-chan right now.
[17:52] Nukumizu
    Yeah, I guess.
[18:01] Nukumizu
    Would you like one?
[18:07] Koto
    Don't mind if I do.
[18:11] Koto
    You know, I'm actually a
    very cold, calculating bitch.
[18:15] Nukumizu
    Okay...
[18:17] Koto
    I knew Komari-chan had a thing
    for Shintaro way before she told him.
[18:22] Koto
    But I thought she'd never make a move.
[18:26] Koto
    I definitely underestimated her.
[18:29] Koto
    I was sure I'd never lose to a girl like that.
[18:33] Koto
    But that night at camp,
    if Komari-chan hadn't been so brave,
[18:38] Koto
    and Shintaro and I hadn't talked things out,
[18:41] Koto
    everything might have
     turned out differently.
[18:47] Koto
    After all of it, it feels like I used Komari-chan
    as a stepping stone to my own happiness.
[18:53] Nukumizu
    Is that why you've deliberately given
     the two of them some alone time?
[19:16] Komari
    I-I'm done.
[19:19] Nukumizu
    Did you get to talk to the prez?
[19:22] Komari
    I-I gave him my thanks.
[19:25] Nukumizu
    Oh, good. He's been such a great guy to me
    all this time. I really should thank him, too.
[19:31] Komari
    N-Nukumizu, you only joined
    the club a little while ago.
[19:35] Nukumizu
    On paper, I'm still your senpai, though.
[19:38] Komari
    D-Did you forget that you were a g-ghost
    member and I dug you out of your grave?
[19:43] Nukumizu
    Was I really dead and buried?
[19:49] Komari
    I-I've had so much fun in the literature club.
[19:56] Komari
    I'm s-so grateful to our senpai.
    The p-president even thanked me.
[20:04] Komari
    He said it was all because of me
     the club had made it this far.
[20:10] Nukumizu
    That was nice of him.
[20:11] Komari
    Y-Yeah. But...
[20:14] Komari
    I-I know I'm going to start
    seeing him less and less now,
[20:20] Komari
    and my feelings for him are going to get
    weaker and weaker, and I don't want that.
[20:28] Nukumizu
    Maybe it's for the best.
[20:30] Komari
    For the best? Why?
[20:33] Nukumizu
    How should I put it?
[20:35] Nukumizu
    I don't really like the phrase,
    "Time heals all wounds,"
[20:38] Nukumizu
    but I do think some things
    need time to resolve themselves.
[20:45] Komari
    F-Funny coming from someone
    who's never been dumped.
[20:56] Komari
    I kind of get it, though.
[20:59] Komari
    I-It's painful to hold on to something,
    just waiting for it to end,
[21:04] Komari
    s-so I'm glad I got to let
    some of my feelings out today.
[21:10] Nukumizu
    W-Wait, you didn't ask him
     out again, did you?
[21:13] Komari
    What? Th-There's no way I'd do that.
[21:16] Komari
    I j-just asked him if he ever liked me.
[21:20] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[21:22] Komari
    Yeah. I asked him if Tsukinoki-senpai hadn't
    been here, would he have liked me instead.
[21:30] Nukumizu
    And what did he say?
[21:33] Komari
    H-He's always so kind.
[21:38] Komari
    I-I really enjoyed the time the three of us
    spent together. Him, me, and Tsukinoki-senpai.
[21:45] Komari
    But...
[21:47] Komari
    Wh-When we were at camp,
    I was ready to throw that all away.
[21:52] Komari
    S-So I told him I wasn't just trying to
    make a good memory out of all of this.
[22:00] Komari
    B-But even then, he accepted all of me.
     Even the negative parts.
[22:22] Komari
    I...
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    I Suppose It's a Bit Too Early for Goodbye
[22:24] Komari
    I'm still glad...
[22:26] Komari
    that I liked him.

E11 - Let's Have a Talk about Responsibility
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[00:17] Koto
    Hmm. Maybe?
SIGN    Fly Out 
    into the 
    World!
SIGN    Study Abroad Fair
[00:19] Tamaki
    No, of course not.
[00:21] Koto
    Well, how would I know?
SIGN    Edible Readings
[00:31] Komari
    I-I am the p-president of the
    l-l-literature c-club, K-Komari.
SIGN    Club President Meeting Details
SIGN    The club president meeting will be held according to the details provided below. 
    Each president is required to attend and give a report on their club's activities, 
    so please prepare yourselves accordingly.
SIGN    Note
SIGN    Date:
SIGN    November 7
SIGN    Time:
SIGN    4:15 PM
SIGN    Location:
SIGN    First Floor Meeting Room
SIGN    Agenda:
SIGN    Student Council Announcements
SIGN    Club President Introductions
SIGN    Club Activity Reports
SIGN    Other Business
[00:49] Nukumizu
    I could go to the president
    meeting instead, you know.
[00:53] Komari
    No, you can't. I-I've got to go m-myself.
[00:58] Nukumizu
    Then at least let me
    present the activity report.
[01:02] Komari
    B-But then what's the point?
[01:04] Nukumizu
    I'm sure it's fine for you
    to delegate it this once.
[01:07] Komari
    But...
[01:08] Anna
    Hey, you two! Your battle is at an end!
     I heard everything you said.
[01:13] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, you heard everything?
[01:15] Anna
    Ah, no. It just felt like a cool thing to say.
    What were you guys talking about?
SIGN    Lit Before
    You Leap
[01:21] Anna
    You should practice in front
     of strangers to get better.
[01:24] Anna
    How about at Tohohashi Station at sunset?
[01:27] Nukumizu
    That's way too Spartan.
[01:28] Komari
    O-Only if nobody notices me.
[01:31] Nukumizu
    But Komari isn't gonna budge.
[01:33] Nukumizu
    I still think you should delegate.
[01:35] Komari
    Th-Then what's the point?
[01:38] Nukumizu
    But at this rate...
[01:40] Anna
    That's the trouble with you, Nukumizu-kun.
[01:42] Anna
    Can't you see how hard our
    new president is practicing?
[01:46] Komari
    N-Nukumizu's never been
    that much of a man, anyway.
[01:52] Anna
    Oh, I know! I've got a great idea.
[01:56] Komari
    I'm still glad that I liked him.
[02:01] Komari
    The president and Tsukinoki-senpai
    trusted me and left the club in my hands.
[02:07] Komari
    S-So I want to live up to their expectations.
[02:11] Nukumizu
    Everything went great during
    the Tsuwabuki Fest thanks to you.
[02:14] Nukumizu
    I think you're doing more than enough.
[02:18] Komari
    This time, I had everybody's help.
    N-Next time, I have to do it alone.
[02:25] Komari
    If I can't, I can't p-protect the club.
[02:29] Nukumizu
    Well, we're here for you, so don't overdo it.
[02:32] Komari
    Th-Thanks, Nukumizu. B-But...
[02:36] Komari
    I'll be okay.
[02:41] Anna
    Ooh, Nukumizu-kun.
    The goats have taken a liking to you.
[02:46] Nukumizu
    That's because of the food.
[02:47] Nukumizu
    When animals really love you,
[02:50] Nukumizu
    it looks more like that.
SIGN    Nom Nom Courtyard
[02:52] Nukumizu
    But does this really count as practice?
[02:55] Anna
    If you wanna get used to people,
    you gotta start with animals.
[02:58] Anna
    And Komari-chan's been really stressed out,
     so this is probably a nice break.
[03:04] Anna
    Uh-oh. Do we need to go rescue her?
[03:07] Nukumizu
    Komari said she wanted to pet cute animals.
    That's why we brought her to this area.
[03:12] Nukumizu
    It wouldn't be polite to interrupt.
[03:13] Anna
    But don't you think she meant little animals
     like rabbits and guinea pigs?
[03:18] Nukumizu
    What?
[03:19] Komari
    D-Don't just watch! Rescue me!
[03:23] Komari
    Pee-yew!
[03:27] Komari
    Y-You left me there to die.
[03:30] Nukumizu
    What else could we do?
    They have those creepy-looking pupils.
[03:33] Anna
    Where should we go next? Wouldn't it be
    exciting to go see the Malayan sun bear?
[03:37] Nukumizu
    How about the nocturnal animal house?
    African dormice are really cute, you know.
[03:42] Komari
    N-Nocturnal house is all about the aardvarks.
    Y-You don't know what you're talking about.
[03:48] Anna
    Is there anything you
    want to see, Komari-chan?
[03:50] Komari
    I-I want to go to the, um, botanical garden.
[03:57] Komari
    S-So where did Yanami go?
[04:00] Nukumizu
    She went to get snacks
    because she's on a diet.
[04:03] Nukumizu
    Apparently, you lose weight
    if you eat more meals.
[04:06] Komari
    I-Is that true?
[04:07] Nukumizu
    Yeah, I'm not sure how it's supposed to work.
[04:10] Komari
    U-Um...
[04:12] Komari
    W-Will you let me practice with you a little?
[04:16] Nukumizu
    You mean right here?
[04:17] Komari
    I-It's more of a challenge
    than in the clubroom.
[04:29] Komari
    I-I am...
[04:31] Komari
    n-now the... p-president
    of the... l-literature club.
[04:35] Komari
    K-Komari Chika.
[04:38] Komari
    N-N-Nice to m-meet you.
[04:45] Nukumizu
    Komari, you talk totally normally
     with me and Yanami-san.
[04:49] Nukumizu
    Why do you have so much
    trouble when practicing?
[04:52] Komari
    B-Because when I imagine talking
    to a bunch of people I don't know,
[04:57] Komari
    m-my mind goes blank.
[05:00] Komari
    I-I need to practice giving
    the activity report, too.
[05:07] Komari
    I-I'm the p-p-president of
    the l-literature c-c-club...
[05:09] Komari
    K-K-Komari Ch-Chika.
[05:10] Nukumizu
    She's starting to get better.
    Starting to, anyway.
[05:14] Komari
    T-Today, I-I'd l-like t-to r-report...
[05:18] Nukumizu
    I think I really should do
    the activity report after all.
[05:22] Komari
    I said I would.
[05:23] Nukumizu
    There's no way you'll to be able to.
[05:26] Nukumizu
    The meeting's the day after tomorrow.
    All I have to do is read the written report.
[05:31] Nukumizu
    If you can't do it, let me handle it.
[05:37] Komari
    Wh-Why do you keep saying I c-can't do it?
[05:43] Nukumizu
    I mean...
[05:44] Komari
    It m-might be easy for you,
[05:47] Komari
    b-but I'm practicing my hardest, 
    and I am getting better at it.
[05:53] Nukumizu
    Nobody's trying to deny
    all the work you put in.
[05:55] Nukumizu
    I get that you want to try now that
    you're president, but you need to—
[05:59] Komari
    I-I never wanted to be president!
[06:04] Komari
    I-I kept calling Tamaki-senpai "president,"
[06:07] Komari
    and thought I'd be able
    to remember him like that,
[06:10] Komari
    b-but now people are calling me president
     and n-nothing makes sense anymore.
[06:17] Nukumizu
    Komari, if being president
    is that hard for you,
[06:20] Nukumizu
    we can get everyone together and—
[06:21] Komari
    But I'm the only one who can do it!
[06:25] Komari
    Leave me alone!
[06:32] Anna
    It seems serious this time.
[06:38] Anna
    Is there anything I can do to help?
[06:43] Anna
    Okay.
[06:55] Karen
    Nukumizu-kun, you seem distracted today.
[06:58] Nukumizu
    Uh, what?
[06:59] Karen
    You don't have to say another word.
    I get it. You're hungry, right?
[07:04] Nukumizu
    No, I'm not particularly hungry.
[07:06] Karen
    What? I usually guess right with Anna, though.
[07:10] Nukumizu
    Um, Himemiya-san, did you want
    to talk to me about something?
[07:14] Karen
    Yeah. Anna's acting a little weird today, too.
[07:19] Karen
    So the way I see it, your mood and
    Anna's mood must be connected somehow.
[07:25] Nukumizu
    I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
[07:27] Karen
    You think so?
[07:28] Anna
    Oh, what an unusual pairing.
[07:31] Karen
    We were just talking about you, Anna.
[07:34] Anna
    Aren't you going to the clubroom today?
[07:36] Nukumizu
    Huh? Uh, no.
[07:40] Anna
    Then let's go somewhere.
SIGN    Nikake Udon
SIGN    Tuna-Tomato Udon
SIGN    Stir-Fried Udon
SIGN    Curry Udon
SIGN    Tonkotsu Udon
[07:45] Anna
    I have an important announcement
    for you, Nukumizu-kun.
[07:48] Nukumizu
    Huh?
[07:48] Anna
    These past two months, I have
    succeeded in losing two kilograms.
[07:52] Nukumizu
    What? You can't be serious.
[07:54] Anna
    I've lost two of the three kilos I gained
    over the summer! Isn't that great?
[07:58] Nukumizu
    So you've still gained weight overall.
[08:00] Nukumizu
    With the way you eat every day, how are you
     losing weight? Maybe you should see a doctor.
[08:05] Anna
    I'm just being careful with my meals.
[08:07] Anna
    I don't ask for seconds,
    and I don't order large sizes.
[08:13] Anna
    So anyway, did you talk to Komari-chan?
[08:16] Nukumizu
    No.
[08:20] Nukumizu
    You aren't going to say anything?
[08:22] Anna
    Oh, did you want me to chew you out?
[08:24] Anna
    Would that have felt cathartic?
    That isn't healthy, Nukumizu-kun.
[08:29] Nukumizu
    I said some awful things to Komari yesterday.
[08:32] Anna
    You can't just tell people how you feel.
[08:35] Anna
    You have to get them to say how they feel, too.
[08:39] Anna
    But there's no point in overthinking it.
[08:41] Anna
    Just try to take it easy.
[08:43] Anna
    So what if people get mad at you?
[08:45] Anna
    Just think hard about how Komari-chan
    must feel, go talk things over with her,
[08:49] Anna
    and get back to butting
    into her life like always.
[08:56] Anna
    Don't worry. I'll be around
    to clean up the remains.
[09:09] Nukumizu
    Everything Yanami said was right.
[09:13] Nukumizu
    I got involved halfway, and when things
    didn't go well, I tried to back out.
[09:24] Nukumizu
    I always imagine I'm thinking of others,
[09:27] Nukumizu
    but don't realize my mistakes
    until after I've hurt them.
[09:43] Kaju
    Since yesterday, it's like you've been
    a million miles away, big brother.
[09:48] Nukumizu
    Yeah, I made someone I know mad at me.
[09:53] Kaju
    You really care about me,
    don't you, big brother?
[10:00] Kaju
    Even in kindergarten, whenever I started
    crying, you always came running to help.
[10:04] Nukumizu
    Of course I did. I'm your brother.
[10:07] Kaju
    In elementary school,
    you never played with your friends,
[10:11] Kaju
    and always played with me instead.
[10:13] Nukumizu
    That's because I didn't have any friends.
[10:16] Kaju
    You always worried about me,
    and on occasion, you'd chastise me,
[10:20] Kaju
    but you never tried to influence
    me with your own ideas.
[10:26] Nukumizu
    That's because I wanted you
    to stay the way you are.
[10:29] Kaju
    Then what about this person
    whose feelings you say you hurt?
[10:34] Kaju
    What kind of person do you want them to be?
[10:40] Nukumizu
    I'm not sure yet, but I think I'm starting
    to understand what I need to do.
[10:45] Kaju
    I'm very glad to hear that.
    I hope things work out between you and her.
[10:53] Kaju
    Big brother, isn't the moon lovely tonight?
[10:56] Nukumizu
    Huh? Wait a second.
[10:58] Nukumizu
    How did you know she was a girl?
[11:01] Kaju
    Woman's intuition.
[11:10] Anna
    So...
[11:11] Anna
    You haven't talked to Komari-chan yet.
[11:14] Nukumizu
    There's a time and a place
    for conversations like that.
[11:17] Nukumizu
    I sometimes buy light novels
    and set them aside for a while.
[11:20] Anna
    Why buy books you don't read?
[11:22] Nukumizu
    Anyway, when Komari gets here, I'll talk to her.
[11:25] Nukumizu
    I even brought cakes as an apology—
[11:27] Anna
    Hey, those are financiers!
[11:29] Anna
    Well, okay, I guess I could
    take care of them for you.
[11:32] Nukumizu
    Hey! Don't open them yet.
[11:36] Shikiya
    No yelling in the hallway.
[11:38] Nukumizu
    S-Senpai. Have you seen Komari from our club?
[11:43] Shikiya
    Komari? That small girl?
[11:46] Nukumizu
    Yeah. She isn't used to this, so if something
    happens, I'd be grateful if you'd back her up.
[11:56] Shikiya
    There are many different crimes of passion.
[12:00] Nukumizu
    Not like this.
[12:04] Nukumizu
    Oh, Komari.
[12:06] Komari
    Wh-What is it?
[12:07] Nukumizu
    Um, I wanted to apologize for before.
[12:11] Komari
    I-I have to get to the meeting.
[12:16] Anna
    She shot you right down.
[12:20] Tiara
    Thank you very much.
[12:23] Tiara
    Next is the literature club.
    Please make your presentation.
[12:29] Komari
    A-All right.
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SIGN    I am the president of the 
    literature club, Komari Chika.
     I hope to expand the literature 
    club's activities and become 
    even more active than before, 
                         so I will do my best.
[12:37] Komari
    I-I am the p-president of...
[12:50] Komari
    K-Kom—
[12:56] Shikiya
    Literature club.
[12:58] Shikiya
    Komari Chika.
[13:01] Shikiya
    Glad to make your acquaintance.
[13:08] Tiara
    All right, then. Please continue
    with your activity report.
[13:12] Komari
    I-I, um, yes... Ah!
[13:16] Tiara
    Literature club, are you good?
[13:18] Komari
    Huh?
[13:20] Komari
    Yes, I-I'm...
[13:25] Tiara
    If you have nothing to report,
    we'll move on to the broadcast club.
[13:27] Komari
    Huh? U-Um, p-please w-wai—
[13:30] Tiara
    I'm sorry, but we're behind schedule.
[13:34] Tiara
    All right. Broadcast club,
    your report, please.
[13:40] Nukumizu
    Unfortunately, Komari's
    challenge ended in defeat.
[13:44] Nukumizu
    Everyone else will probably forget
    what happened here in a couple of days.
[13:49] Nukumizu
    But it won't be that easy for Komari.
[13:53] Nukumizu
    She'll probably carry a painful memory
    of this day for a very long time.
[13:59] Nukumizu
    I don't want to leave Komari
    looking like this in front of everyone.
[14:08] Broadcast Club President
    This year, the broadcast club handled
    school announcements for Tsuwabuki Fest,
[14:12] Broadcast Club President
    as well as live commentary
    for sports day activities...
[14:15] Tiara
    What do you want?
[14:17] Nukumizu
    I apologize for being late.
[14:20] Nukumizu
    I'm the president of the literature club,
     Nukumizu Kazuhiko.
[14:25] Tiara
    I don't see your name on the list.
[14:27] Tiara
    Did you complete the paperwork
    to become president?
[14:30] Hokobaru
    The paperwork is just a formality.
     Please continue.
[14:34] Nukumizu
    All right. Thank you very much.
[14:37] Komari
    N-Nukumizu. What are you doing here?
[14:40] Nukumizu
    Just let me take over here.
[14:46] Komari
    S-Screw you!
[14:48] Komari
    D-Don't you understand
    what this m-means to me?!
[14:57] Tiara
    Uh, are you all right?
[15:00] Nukumizu
    I'm fine.
[15:03] Nukumizu
    Here is the literature club's activity report.
[15:08] Club President 1
    I'm so hungry.
[15:09] Club President 2
    Wanna go get crêpes?
[15:12] Anna
    Now you've gone and done it.
[15:15] Nukumizu
    I know I did.
[15:18] Anna
    I understand what you were trying to do,
[15:21] Anna
    but I'm sure Komari-chan
    hates the idea that you're a jerk.
[15:28] Anna
    Here, I'll give you the
    last one, Nukumizu-kun!
[15:37] Nukumizu
    Why is there only one left?
[15:42] Nukumizu
    Anyway, I've got to go after Komari.
[15:45] Anna
    I'll let everyone know.
[15:56] Koto
    Did you find Komari-chan?
[16:00] Anna
    She's small and has short, wavy hair...
[16:06] Nukumizu
    Her bike's still here.
    She must be on campus somewhere.
[16:29] Komari
    Wh-Why did you do it?
[16:32] Nukumizu
    I'm sorry. I know I was out of line.
[16:35] Komari
    You were way out of line!
[16:37] Komari
    B-But why did you?
    I-I told you I could do it myself.
[16:42] Komari
    I-I needed to show them I could!
    N-Nukumizu, why are you always...
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    When I joined the literature club in April,
SIGN    I was the only first-year
SIGN    PM
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    It's fun now, but I used to be scared every day thinking
SIGN    about how I'd be alone once my senpai graduate.
SIGN    PM
[17:01] Nukumizu
    Komari's decided to share
    her feelings in writing...
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    Now there are four first-years, but they all have other
SIGN    things to do, so they could disappear anytime!
SIGN    PM
[17:05] Nukumizu
    and is addressing me directly.
[17:08] Nukumizu
    The words are more pure than the ones
    she speaks. They are Komari herself.
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    But I only have the literature club! Our senpai are leaving,
SIGN    so I have to protect it by myself!
SIGN    PM
[17:16] Nukumizu
    And they are very bitter
    words meant just for me.
[17:21] Nukumizu
    Even though she always acts grumpy,
    when she gets nervous, she grabs my sleeve.
[17:25] Nukumizu
    At lunch, she munches on that cheap bread
    while reading my writing and giving feedback.
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    I have to be able to get by alone
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    I have to be able to do everything by myself!
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    I'm not good with people, and I don't have any friends,
SIGN    Komari Chika
SIGN    and I'm always scared because I'm so helpless.
SIGN    I'm not good with people, and I don't have any friends,
SIGN    and I'm always scared because I'm so helpless.
SIGN    At least I finally found a place where I belong
[17:55] Komari
    B-But if you're all going
    to abandon me anyway...
[18:01] Komari
    s-stop pretending to be so nice to me.
[18:11] Nukumizu
    I'm an idiot.
[18:14] Nukumizu
    I thought Komari and I were
    the same type of person.
[18:17] Nukumizu
    I do all right by myself.
    In fact, I prefer being alone.
[18:22] Nukumizu
    But Komari's different.
[18:25] Nukumizu
    She gets lonely when she's alone.
    She wants to be with people.
[18:29] Nukumizu
    But then, the thought of
    being alone breaks her heart.
[18:33] Nukumizu
    She's just a normal girl.
[18:49] Komari
    U-Um, what do you...
[18:52] Nukumizu
    I mean, basically, I really like you—
[18:56] Komari
    Huh?!
[18:56] Nukumizu
    No, I mean, I really like your writing.
[19:00] Komari
    M-My writing?
[19:03] Nukumizu
    I'm not very good at writing.
[19:06] Nukumizu
    Honestly, you're the only one
    making this a literature club.
[19:10] Nukumizu
    I want you to write.
[19:12] Nukumizu
    I might not be the most reliable person,
    but I'll support you on everything I can.
[19:17] Nukumizu
    So, Komari...
[19:20] Nukumizu
    Quit talking about being left alone.
[19:33] Lemon
    Quit bullying Komari-chan!
[19:36] Nukumizu
    Y-Yakishio! Can't breathe!
[19:38] Komari
    N-No, he wasn't b-bullying me.
[19:42] Lemon
    Oh, he wasn't?
[19:44] Lemon
    I saw the chat and thought for sure...
[19:46] Nukumizu
    Huh? You saw the chat?
[19:48] Lemon
    Yeah. You guys were using the
    lit club's group chat the whole time.
[19:52] Komari
    Huh?!
[19:54] Lemon
    Komari-chan, I didn't know
     you were so worried!
[19:57] Lemon
    But it's okay. We aren't
    going to leave you alone.
[20:00] Lemon
    We're gonna be friends forever.
[20:07] Anna
    Looks like you finally got
    a chance to talk to her.
[20:10] Nukumizu
    More or less.
[20:12] Nukumizu
    I think we each said what we needed to.
[20:17] Nukumizu
    Thanks, Yanami-san.
[20:19] Anna
    You're very welcome.
[20:22] Anna
    And with that, your charismatic consultant,
    Yanami-chan, has completed her duties.
SIGN    Edible Readings
[20:30] Nukumizu
    Our senpai wanted to keep the
    club active for Komari's sake.
[20:35] Nukumizu
    I've been entrusted with their wishes.
[20:38] Nukumizu
    Komari isn't really here
    just for the literature club.
[20:41] Nukumizu
    But it took this whole mess
    just to figure that out.
[20:47] Nukumizu
    Of course, someday,
    we'll all go our separate ways,
[20:51] Nukumizu
    but that's true for any kind of relationship.
[21:02] Nukumizu
    We all have to keep making
    these temporary connections,
[21:06] Nukumizu
    grabbing and dropping them
    throughout our lives.
[21:09] Nukumizu
    It's kind of lonely, but that
    doesn't mean it all has to be sad.
[21:13] Nukumizu
    At least, I don't think it does.
[21:18] Anna
    But you still made
    Komari-chan do all the talking.
[21:22] Anna
    Why didn't you give her
    some words of support, too?
[21:26] Nukumizu
    Huh? I did respond, though.
    I think that was enough.
[21:29] Anna
    Huh? Let's see...
[21:32] Anna/Lemon
    Ew!
[21:34] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, don't tell me
    you have an excuse for this.
[21:37] Nukumizu
    Huh? But I do plan to stay
    in the literature club.
[21:40] Nukumizu
    I just meant I'm not going to quit.
SIGN    PM
SIGN    But I finally found a place where I belong
SIGN    Nu
SIGN    Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN    I'll stay with you always
SIGN    PM
[21:42] Anna
    Wow. So Nukumizu-kun
    was an airhead, after all.
[21:46] Nukumizu
    Huh? B-But why?
[21:48] Anna
    That's the problem with you, Nukumizu-kun.
[21:52] Komari
    U-Unfortunately, that's the sort
    of man our new president is.
[21:56] Lemon
    Nuk-kun, you're the president now.
    You gotta get your act together!
[22:01] Nukumizu
    Um, are you okay with me doing this?
[22:08] Anna
    Go on, go on.
[22:12] Komari
    N-Nukumizu. Y-You're the one who said it,
    s-so take responsibility.
[22:20] Komari
    You can't back out now.
[22:22] Komari
    We're counting on you, President.
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Let's Have a Talk About Responsibility

E12 - Am I Actually Just Some Unseasoned Rando Who Drops In for the Last Episode with the Losing Heroine?
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[00:08] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun.
[00:12] Anna
    I might actually be cute after all.
[00:19] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, you can't expect me to have
    a good comeback for everything you say.
[00:29] Anna
    Lately, I've been getting tons of invitations
    to hang out with old friends again. Tons!
[00:34] Nukumizu
    Uh-huh...
[00:35] Anna
    And it's all your fault, Nukumizu-kun!
[00:38] Anna
    What even happened to that plan where
    I borrow Ayano-kun to play my boyfriend?
[00:42] Nukumizu
    Were we still talking about that?
[00:45] Anna
    Well, we still haven't solved
    the problem, have we?!
[00:48] Anna
    My middle school friends are all like,
    "Maybe Yanami doesn't have a boyfriend after all,"
[00:52] Anna
    and "If she's available, now's our chance!"
[00:54] Anna
    They're spreading all sorts
     of groundless rumors.
[00:57] Nukumizu
    Uh, but those are grounded in truth.
[00:59] Anna
    If Ayano-kun's not an option,
    I gotta look for someone else.
[01:03] Nukumizu
    Guess so. Anyway, I'd better get ba—
[01:06] Anna
    This is the one thing I can't ask
    my middle school friends for.
[01:09] Anna
    But now I think about it, wasn't
    Nishikawa-kun asking me to hang out, too?
[01:15] Nukumizu
    Why don't you just tell them the truth?
[01:17] Nukumizu
    If that's too hard, I'll ask Hakamada
     to say something to them.
[01:22] Anna
    If you dare tell Sosuke...
[01:24] Anna
    You know all those novels and manga
     you hid in the clubroom?
[01:27] Anna
    I'll mail them to your house,
     cash on delivery.
[01:29] Nukumizu
    Please, anything but—
[01:30] Nukumizu
    Wait, you found them?!
    The ones at the back of the bookshelf?!
[01:33] Anna
    Let's maintain strict
    confidentiality on this, then.
[01:37] Anna
    Well, Nukumizu-kun?
    Think you can do that for me?
[01:42] Nukumizu
    Okay. Just this once.
SIGN    Literature Club 
    Emergency Meeting
SIGN    Topic: Yanami-san's Fake-a-Boyfriend Project!
[01:47] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, do you even know
    what "strict confidentiality" means?
[01:50] Nukumizu
    What? Was this a bad idea?
[01:52] Komari
    D-Don't let it bother you too much.
[01:55] Lemon
    Yeah, yeah. I know exactly
    how you feel, Yana-chan.
[01:57] Lemon
    We'll definitely help you out
    with your fake-a-boyfriend project.
[02:01] Anna
    Wow, you guys are the only people
    I know who truly understand!
[02:04] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun has no tact whatsoever.
[02:07] Lemon
    So what kind of a project is this, exactly?
[02:10] Nukumizu
    Huh? You're asking me?
[02:11] Komari
    Y-You're the one who called
    the emergency club meeting.
[02:16] Nukumizu
    Um, I guess we go on a date
    and stuff, then post it online.
[02:20] Anna
    That's the same as before.
[02:21] Nukumizu
    Then, uh...
[02:24] Nukumizu
    Instead of just uploading pictures,
    we'll turn it into a story!
[02:28] Anna
    What do you mean?
[02:30] Nukumizu
    Well, like...
SIGN    Literature Club 
    Emergency Meeting
SIGN    Topic: Yanami-san's 
    Fake-a-Boyfriend Project!
[02:32] Nukumizu
    Even if it's all lies, if we give the
    fake boyfriend a solid background,
[02:35] Nukumizu
    and design a simulated date based on that,
SIGN    Strategy 1: 
    Fake Date Project
[02:39] Nukumizu
    it'll be more convincing!
[02:41] Lemon
    Wow, so you're like a serial liar now?
     What an evil man you are.
[02:46] Komari
    D-Drop dead!
[02:47] Nukumizu
    A-A-Anyway...
[02:49] Nukumizu
    Let's start working on a plan to
    carry out the fake date this weekend.
[02:54] Lemon
    Yana-chan, do you have any specific requests?
[02:56] Anna
    Hmm, yeah.
[02:59] Anna
    It should be more of a grown-up date, I guess.
[03:01] Nukumizu
    A grown-up date?
[03:03] Anna
    Yep. I'll think up my
    "boyfriend's" background myself.
[03:07] Anna
    So, Nukumizu-kun, I'll leave
    the grown-up date planning...
[03:10] Anna
    all to you!
SIGN    On Duty
SIGN    Sato
SIGN    Tanaka
[03:12] Amanatsu
    Listen up! There's no way men and
    women can be friends in this world.
[03:17] Amanatsu
    None!
SIGN    Spouse
    Hunting
    is
    Physical!!!
[03:18] Amanatsu
    It's always some scheme. When your
    old school friend suddenly messages you,
[03:22] Amanatsu
    or a hunk hands you a handkerchief
    you didn't even drop...
[03:26] Amanatsu
    He's always going after
    your pretty friend instead!
[03:26] Nukumizu
    Yeah, this isn't gonna be very helpful.
[03:30] Amanatsu
    Especially after I lowered
    my standards and said,
[03:32] Amanatsu
    "It's okay if you don't have a steady job as
    long as you have something in the bank"?!
[03:37] Amanatsu
    Why is that still not good enough for you?!
[03:40] Nukumizu
    That's a little too low.
[03:41] Amanatsu
    Damn it!
[03:42] Nukumizu
    A grown-up date should be...
[03:45] Sosuke
    Hey, get over here.
[03:46] Karen
    Not now!
[03:47] Sosuke
    I wanna feel the heat from your body, Karen.
[03:49] Nukumizu
    No, not like that.
[03:50] Nukumizu
    I think their idea of grown-up date
    might be just a little too explicit.
[03:58] Nukumizu
    A grown-up date should be...
[04:12] Shikiya
    Were you watching me?
[04:16] Nukumizu
    N-No, I didn't see a thing!
[04:18] Shikiya
    I was digging holes in...
[04:20] Shikiya
    the garden...
[04:22] Shikiya
    for a flower bed.
[04:25] Nukumizu
    Oh, crap. She's gonna dig a hole for me next!
[04:29] Shikiya
    Hyacinth...
[04:31] Shikiya
    bulbs.
[04:32] Nukumizu
    Huh? Bulbs? Then what's that red stuff?
[04:37] Shikiya
    Liquid fertilizer...
[04:40] Shikiya
    spilled everywhere.
[04:42] Tiara
    Hey, you two!
[04:44] Tiara
    What do you think you're doing?
[04:46] Tiara
    Senpai, you need to fix your clothes!
    You're showing too much cleavage!
[04:51] Shikiya
    But my hands are full.
[04:53] Nukumizu
    Um, I should get going.
[04:55] Shikiya
    Button me up.
[04:57] Tiara
    Fine, I'll do it. Just hold still.
[05:01] Tiara
    Why does this dumb uniform
    need to have four ribbons?!
SIGN    Stop
[05:06] Nukumizu
    A grown-up date.
[05:08] Nukumizu
    Maybe he should give her flowers.
[05:12] Konuki
    Dumplings are better than flowers.
[05:15] Konuki
    Or better yet, after dark...
[05:18] Konuki
    maybe give her meat.
[05:22] Nukumizu
    I can't listen to her, either.
[05:25] Konuki
    But that seems a little premature
    for you, so here you go.
SIGN    Complimentary Ticket
SIGN    Non Hoi Park
SIGN    Non Hoi Park
[05:32] Konuki
    Do your best, Mr. President.
SIGN    Zoo
SIGN    Natural History Museum
SIGN    Botanical Garden
SIGN    Amusement Park
SIGN    Kiddie Train
[05:44] Kaju
    Dear brother, do you have a date tomorrow?
[05:47] Nukumizu
    Hmm? Oh, no, I'm just going out to
    do research for the literature club.
[05:52] Kaju
    If you're going for research,
    want me to join you?
[05:55] Nukumizu
    I'm going with the other club members.
    You should be a good girl and stay home.
SIGN    Welcome to
SIGN    Non Hoi Park
[06:03] Anna
    Okay, Nukumizu-kun.
[06:05] Anna
    Non-chan and Hoi-kun here
     deserve an apology.
[06:08] Nukumizu
    Why's that?
[06:09] Anna
    What I requested from you
     was a grown-up date.
[06:12] Anna
    So why are we at Non Hoi Park?
[06:14] Nukumizu
    Because we got free passes.
    You wanted us to make the plans, right?
[06:19] Nukumizu
    Yakishio and Komari were both cool with it.
[06:22] Anna
    Uh, you were?
[06:25] Nukumizu
    Also, isn't the average
    visitor age here pretty high?
[06:29] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun, that's not what
    I mean by a grown-up date.
[06:34] Lemon
    What? It isn't?
[06:34] Komari
    What? Isn't it?
[06:36] Anna
    Well, whatever.
    But we were just here recently.
[06:40] Anna
    Is it gonna be any more photogenic
    than before? Is this okay?
[06:44] Nukumizu
    What's she so worried about?
[06:46] Nukumizu
    Non Hoi Park is more than
    just a zoo and botanical garden.
[06:50] Nukumizu
    So for the first round... Komari!
[06:53] Komari
    U-Uh, u-um... I r-recommend the rides.
[06:59] Anna
    And your reason for that?
[07:01] Komari
    R-Ride tickets are a separate fee,
    so they r-require more grown-up finances.
[07:09] Anna
    I see you understand grown-up dating well.
     Try to learn from this, Nukumizu-kun.
[07:14] Anna
    Okay, here we go.
[07:16] Anna
    This is my contribution!
[07:20] Nukumizu
    Where'd you get that much money?!
[07:20] Lemon
    Yana-chan, wow! You're rich!
[07:23] Komari
    A-A 10,000 yen bill?
    I've never seen one before.
[07:25] Nukumizu
    Don't tell me you stole it from your parents.
[07:28] Anna
    Absolutely not. My grandma gave it
    to me as my allowance a while ago.
[07:32] Anna
    So I'll take care of the ride passes.
    My boyfriend is a working adult, after all.
[07:38] Lemon
    Wait. He's working, but you're the one paying?
[07:41] Komari
    H-He's a leech?
[07:44] Anna
    No, he's not! My very employed
    boyfriend always pays for everything,
[07:48] Anna
    so I wanted to treat him for a change.
[07:50] Anna
    He'll see how dependable I am
    and fall for me all over again.
[07:54] Nukumizu
    I see. So that's his story.
[07:56] Anna
    He's shy and always kind of uptight,
[07:59] Anna
    but sometimes, he'll surprise me and
    hold my hand. "Just for today, babe."
[08:02] Anna
    Oh, gosh, the things he says!
[08:04] Lemon
    Yana-chan, that sounds so awesome!
    I want a boyfriend like that, too!
[08:08] Komari
    N-Not bad at all.
[08:10] Anna
    Right? I'll introduce you
    guys sooner or later.
[08:13] Nukumizu
    Yanami, don't you realize this boyfriend
    only exists in your head?
SIGN    Video
SIGN    Picture
SIGN    Portrait
[08:23] Anna
    Today, we went on a date
    to an amusement park.
[08:25] Anna
    I didn't tell him where
    we were going until today,
[08:28] Anna
    and he said, "Wow, an amusement park?"
    like he was really surprised.
[08:31] Anna
    My boyfriend's always the one
    who surprises me on dates,
[08:36] Anna
    so today, I wanted to surprise him instead.
SIGN    Video
SIGN    Picture
SIGN    Portrait
[08:48] Anna
    Wow, that was so much fun.
[08:50] Anna
    How was it in the passenger seat?
[08:52] Nukumizu
    Well, it was fine.
    But there wasn't anything for me to do.
[08:56] Anna
    Well, that's what dates
    are like, Nukumizu-kun.
[08:59] Anna
    The point is that we get
    to spend time together.
[09:02] Nukumizu
    Huh? What do you mean?
[09:03] Anna
    Didn't it feel kinda like a real date
     when we were riding together?
[09:07] Anna
    C'mon, you can tell me the truth.
[09:09] Nukumizu
    Not so long ago, if I'd tried
    hanging out with girls from school,
[09:13] Nukumizu
    I'm sure I would've been a nervous wreck.
[09:16] Nukumizu
    But all I was thinking in the go-kart was,
    "I'm cramped. When is this going to end?"
[09:22] Nukumizu
    A romantic awakening was the
    furthest thing from my mind.
[09:25] Nukumizu
    Like they say, live and learn, I guess.
[09:33] Nukumizu
    You picked this one, too, Komari?
[09:34] Komari
    Th-Those horses all have creepy eyes.
     And they're skewered.
[09:39] Nukumizu
    When you put it that way,
    it is kind of a bizarre sight.
[09:45] Nukumizu
    Yakishio, don't spin it too hard.
     This thing is no joke.
[09:48] Lemon
    What? You can spin this thing?
[09:58] Kaju
    Dear brother, today's your chance.
[10:01] Gon-chan
    Are you just going to chase
    him around all day long?
[10:03] Kaju
    Not to worry, Gon-chan. My dear brother
     and I are connected by fate!
[10:13] Lemon
    So my plan is a museum date.
[10:15] Lemon
    Being grown up is all about
    being educated and cultured.
[10:18] Anna
    Perfect!
[10:20] Anna
    My boyfriend's an extremely intelligent
    elite type who's in international business.
[10:24] Nukumizu
    He got an upgrade.
[10:26] Lemon
    Ooh! A giant monster skeleton!
[10:31] Komari
    D-Dinosaur.
[10:33] Lemon
    Oh, right.
[10:35] Lemon
    Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.
[10:37] Nukumizu
    Are you sure you knew that?
[10:40] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, did you spot a
    tasty-looking animal or something?
[10:43] Anna
    That's part of it, but maybe it's one
    of those mysteries of life or whatever.
[10:48] Anna
    You see this Ediacaran fauna?
    I feel like I can really sympathize with them.
[10:52] Anna
    See? It says they lived in a peaceful
    environment without any enemies, right?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ediacaran Fauna
    
    The fossils of creatures believed to be relatives of 
    the jellyfish and ragworm were discovered in the 
    Ediacara Hills of Adelaide, Australia. These are 
    called the Ediacaran fauna.
    
    Between 600 and 542 million years ago, this fauna was
     the first group of large organisms to appear on land.
     They lived in a peaceful environment and had no natural 
    enemies. They went extinct around the end of the 
    Precambrian Era and were unable to leave any offspring.
[10:58] Anna
    That fits me and my gentle
    personality perfectly.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    They went extinct around the end 
    of the Precambrian Era and were 
    unable to leave any offspring.
[11:01] Nukumizu
    It also says they went extinct
    without leaving behind any offspring.
[11:05] Anna
    What are you trying to say?
[11:07] Nukumizu
    Nothing at all.
[11:10] Anna
    Oh, Nukumizu-kun, stand right there.
[11:12] Anna
    Act like you realized I was taking a picture
    and turn around with a big smile, okay?
[11:19] Anna
    Yeah, I guess I shouldn't expect too much.
[11:22] Anna
    For the title: "Come on, why are you
    taking pictures of my back, silly?"
[11:26] Anna
    "You're so cute, I couldn't resist!"
     is good enough.
[11:29] Nukumizu
    Doesn't that picture
    totally show my face, though?
[11:32] Anna
    I'll edit it until it has absolutely
    zero Nukumizu-ness, so don't worry.
[11:36] Lemon
    Hey, guys, get over here!
    There's a skeleton of an elephant with no nose!
[11:41] Anna
    What are you talking about? If it has no
    nose, it's not an elephant, it's a hippo!
SIGN    Accessing Kazuhiko's iPhone Remotely
SIGN    Syncing Photos...
[11:55] Kaju
    Gon-chan, what are you going
    to do with that picture?
[11:57] Gon-chan
    I'm going to use an app and
    paste it on the picture I just took.
[12:03] Gon-chan
    Pretty cute, right?
    This'll be my new wallpaper.
[12:08] Nukumizu
    All right, we shot our fake photos.
     Wanna call it a day?
[12:11] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun! Don't you dare
    tell me you're trying to go home.
[12:15] Lemon
    It's your turn to recommend
    something, Nuk-kun.
[12:17] Komari
    T-Time for you to show us what y-you've got.
[12:23] Nukumizu
    Well, in that case, I would
    like you to come with me.
[12:27] Nukumizu
    The third round begins now.
[12:31] Anna
    Nice choice, Nukumizu-kun.
    So you do understand what a grown-up date is!
[12:37] Nukumizu
    This isn't the kind of
    grown-up date I imagined.
[12:39] Anna
    What kind were you imagining, then?
[12:42] Nukumizu
    Well, I thought we'd find a fancy food truck,
     buy something fancy for lunch,
[12:46] Nukumizu
    then take fancy pictures to upload.
[12:48] Anna
    Isn't a meat-wrapped onigiri fancy enough?
[12:51] Nukumizu
    Is that really something
    a grown-up would buy?
[12:53] Anna
    Well, my boyfriend works for a foreign
    corporation called Markein or something,
[12:58] Anna
    and he sure thinks it's grown-up enough.
[13:01] Nukumizu
    What the heck is "Markein"?
[13:03] Anna
    "Market" plus "inflation"?
    And it's, like, a super big company!
[13:07] Anna
    My man's rich. He doesn't even use
     coupons at family restaurants.
[13:10] Nukumizu
    He doesn't? Markein must be awesome.
[13:14] Anna
    Say "aah."
[13:20] Nukumizu
    I don't know why it was, but I never thought
    "Say 'aah'" could be that unromantic.
[13:26] Anna
    Hey, they're selling
    Suzuhiro karaage over there!
[13:41] Sosuke
    Huh? Anna!
[13:44] Anna
    It's fine. Don't let me stop you.
[13:47] Karen
    You got it wrong! It's not like
    we were kissing, but, um, it was...
[13:47] Sosuke
    Don't get the wrong idea, Anna!
    It was just, you know, like...
[13:51] Sosuke
    just a cheap thrill!
[13:51] Karen
    just a cheap thrill!
[13:56] Konuki
    If we'd only gotten that one other couple,
    things would've been so much more exciting.
[14:05] Ayano
    Konuki-sensei was nice enough to give us
    free tickets, though. Is it really okay?
[14:09] Chihaya
    Yes. I have a feeling we
    should hold off for today.
[14:14] Chihaya
    Let's go next week instead.
[14:18] Anna
    Sosuke. And Karen-chan.
[14:20] Anna
    How could they do that in front of people?
[14:23] Anna
    As Tsuwabuki students, isn't that
    against public decency or something?
[14:27] Nukumizu
    It most certainly is.
[14:29] Nukumizu
    They should be doing it in
    the privacy of their own homes.
[14:32] Anna
    That's not what I meant.
[14:34] Lemon
    She's right, Nuk-kun.
[14:36] Komari
    D-Drop dead!
[14:37] Nukumizu
    Huh? Why am I the one being attacked?
SIGN    Video
SIGN    Picture
SIGN    Portrait
[14:43] Anna
    My boyfriend is a very good shot.
    He says he's even shot a real one before.
[14:47] Nukumizu
    Huh? What do you mean, "a real one"?
[14:49] Nukumizu
    Is he an assassin or something?
[14:51] Anna
    He's working at his company's
    overseas office right now.
[14:54] Anna
    Like in America.
    New York or someplace like that.
[14:57] Anna
    And he always goes shooting
     at the firing range.
[15:00] Nukumizu
    She keeps adding to the story.
[15:02] Anna
    We're long-distance,
    so we don't get to meet a lot,
[15:05] Anna
    and with the time difference and his
    schedule, it's hard to find time to chat,
[15:09] Anna
    but we're nurturing this love together.
[15:12] Anna
    Oh, I know, Nukumizu-kun. Can you
    send me a cool picture from overseas?
[15:16] Nukumizu
    I'm still a Toyohashi resident, you know.
[15:23] Nukumizu
    Maybe I should buy something for Kaju.
[15:27] Anna
    "Boyfriend buying a gift for his friend in
    New York. He's so considerate. He's so nice!"
[15:34] Nukumizu
    But is it okay if it's a gift for a girl?
[15:37] Anna
    Huh? Oh...
[15:39] Anna
    Then it must be for a friend
    who lives in the house he shares.
[15:42] Nukumizu
    He's a rich guy working overseas
     and he has roommates?
[15:44] Anna
    Yeah. It's this really cool place where
    everyone gets along and has fun together.
[15:49] Anna
    You see? He's got male and
    female friends. Tons of them.
[15:53] Anna
    And there's this one female friend
    with big boobs who's beautiful and cute,
[15:57] Anna
    and is popular with everyone
    because she's so nice.
[16:00] Anna
    On his first job abroad, he didn't know his way
     around, so she showed him the ropes...
[16:06] Nukumizu
    H-Huh?
[16:07] Anna
    At first, they were just roommates,
    and he'd say, "There's nothing between us,"
[16:11] Anna
    but at some point, they started dating...
[16:14] Anna
    Isn't that a homewrecker?!
    There's another Karen-chan in America?!
[16:17] Nukumizu
    Yikes. She even gets rejected
    in her daydreams.
[16:25] Anna
    Nukumizu-kun.
[16:26] Anna
    Come here a minute.
SIGN    Remote Access
    Terminated
[16:31] Kaju
    Huh?
[16:32] Kaju
    The pictures from my brother
     have stopped coming!
[16:35] Kaju
    What do I do? Something may
     have happened to him!
[16:38] Gon-chan
    Maybe he's just out of range right now.
[16:42] Kaju
    Huh? Out of range?
[16:43] Kaju
    Wait, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
[16:47] Gon-chan
    You worry too much.
[16:49] Kaju
    But once my big brother
    gets close to someone,
[16:52] Kaju
    that means I'm about to
    become an old lady, right?
[16:56] Kaju
    I'm not prepared for that yet at all!
[16:59] Gon-chan
    Is that really how you think life goes?
[17:07] Nukumizu
    Oops. My battery's dead.
[17:16] Nukumizu
    Yanami-san, maybe you shouldn't
    try so hard to get a boyfriend.
[17:21] Anna
    Why not?
[17:22] Nukumizu
    Um, I don't know, but maybe love
    isn't something you should force.
[17:27] Nukumizu
    Maybe it just happens naturally
    when you spend time with someone.
[17:31] Nukumizu
    You naturally grow closer.
[17:33] Anna
    We spent a lot of time together but
    unfortunately never got that close.
[17:37] Nukumizu
    But you could get a boyfriend
    any time you wanted to.
[17:41] Nukumizu
    That's why, I mean...
[17:44] Anna
    Oh?
[17:45] Anna
    Oh, oh, oh?
[17:47] Nukumizu
    What is it?
[17:48] Anna
    Weren't you telling me to get a boyfriend
     just a little while ago? Weren't you?
[17:54] Nukumizu
    Yeah, well, maybe I was being too blunt,
    but the whole thing was kind of a pain.
[17:59] Anna
    Hmm? So you don't think I'm a pain anymore?
[18:04] Anna
    Or does it mean...
[18:13] Anna
    Maybe you weren't being straight
    with me, Nukumizu-kun?
[18:21] Amanatsu
    Konuki-chan, what are you staring at?
[18:24] Konuki
    I sense a whiff of youthful excitement
    coming from that gondola!
[18:28] Konuki
    Yes, like that. That's the way. Yes! More!
[18:30] Amanatsu
    Konuki-chan, you gotta
    quit peeping on people.
[18:34] Konuki
    Really? But the feeling that someone may
    be watching could spice things up nicely.
[18:39] Konuki
    The thrill comes from the challenge of
    trying to finish in one rotation of the wheel.
[18:44] Amanatsu
    Challenge of trying to finish what?
[18:46] Amanatsu
    Wait, Konuki-chan! Like that one time?
[18:49] Amanatsu
    You'd better not be talking about
    what happened ten years ago!
[19:01] Anna
    Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
[19:04] Anna
    Maybe I'll take a break
    from the boyfriend hunt.
[19:06] Nukumizu
    Huh? Well, you don't have
    to do it for my sake...
[19:11] Anna
    What's wrong?
[19:12] Nukumizu
    We ran into Hakamada
     and Himemiya-san, right?
[19:14] Nukumizu
    So they know that you came here
     with the literature club.
[19:18] Nukumizu
    If you upload these date pictures now...
[19:20] Anna
    Oh! They'll get the wrong idea
    and think I faked the whole thing!
[19:23] Nukumizu
    That's not the wrong idea.
[19:28] Anna
    That was close.
[19:31] Anna
    Okay, time for some stress-eating.
[19:33] Nukumizu
    What?
[19:34] Anna
    I'm going to teach you
     the ins and outs of karaage.
[19:37] Nukumizu
    No way. You're eating too much.
[19:39] Anna
    No, it's fine.
[19:40] Nukumizu
    And money? We've already spent most—
[19:42] Anna
    I said it's fine!
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[19:47] Nukumizu
    Uh, maybe we should head home
    before the trains get too crowded.
[19:56] Anna
    About that train ticket...
[19:59] Nukumizu
    You don't have enough, do you?
[20:01] Anna
    Right.
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[20:08] Lemon
    Oh, there they are!
[20:10] Lemon
    You were riding the Ferris wheel?
[20:12] Komari
    Wh-What were you doing together?
[20:14] Nukumizu
    We weren't doing anything.
[20:21] Lemon
    Our friends would like to ride one more time!
[20:24] Lemon
    Okay. Now you're gonna tell
    us what you were up to.
[20:28] Nukumizu
    "Up to"? We were riding the Ferris wheel.
     Nothing else happened.
[20:32] Anna
    But I might have just lost my innocence.
     To Nukumizu-kun.
[20:36] Nukumizu
    What?! I'm the one who was
    protecting your innocence!
[20:40] Lemon
    What do you mean? Give us all the details!
[20:42] Komari
    D-Drop dead!
[20:44] Nukumizu
    Huh? L-Listen... I mean, uh...
[20:58] Anna
    That's the trouble with you, Nukumizu-kun.
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