# Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines!
Meet the girls on the losing side of romance! First is Anna Yanami, the girl-next-door type who can’t say no to delicious food. Then there’s Lemon Yakishio, a beautiful and spirited athlete. Last but not least is Chika Komari, the cute yet shy heroine with gentle charm. Together, they navigate awkward setbacks hoping to finally find love!
# Season 1
# E1 - Professional Childhood Friend Yanami Anna's Style of Losing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVGZ4G/professional-childhood-friend-yanami-annas-style-of-losing)
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**[00:09] Nukumizu**
* They say seven out of ten high school*
* couples break up within a year.*
**[00:15] Nukumizu**
* If you include after graduation,*
* almost all of them are destined to break up.*
**[00:20] Nukumizu**
* Even so, people still get swept up in love.*
* In the tears. In the laughter.*
**[00:26] Nukumizu**
* I don't have a lot of confidence,*
* in reality or in myself,*
**[00:30] Nukumizu**
* that I'll ever find my world changed*
* by a fleeting relationship like that.*
**[00:35] Nukumizu**
*But sometimes, I wonder.*
**[00:40] Nukumizu**
* What if I actually did have an*
* experience like that in my teens?*
**[00:44] Nukumizu**
* What if I did find a teary-eyed*
* heroine standing before me?*
**[00:49] Nukumizu**
* What if I was the main*
* character in a light novel?*
**[00:52] Nukumizu**
*If that happened...*
**[00:55] Nukumizu**
*what would I think about it?*
**[01:02] (Flashback) Kurumi**
You did your best, big brother!
I know it must've been hard.
**[01:06] Kurumi & Nukumizu**
*"I know all about how dedicated you are."*
**[01:10] Nukumizu**
* "So if you need anyone to lean on,*
* your little Kurumi is right here for you."*
**[01:20] Nukumizu**
* Oh, this is so good.*
* And I'm finally about to get to the climax!*
**[01:24] Nukumizu**
* Every book in this series has twenty pages*
* of the lead getting totally pampered.*
**[01:27] Anna**
You can't, Sosuke!
**[01:29] Anna**
You can't be wasting time like this!
**[01:32] Sosuke**
But...
**[01:33] Nukumizu**
* They're in my class.*
* That's Yanami Anna and Hakamada Sosuke.*
**[01:38] Nukumizu**
* Why are they having a lovers'*
* quarrel in a place like this?*
**[01:40] Anna**
If you don't go see her now,
Karen-chan is gonna leave for England!
**[01:44] Anna**
Don't you care about that?
**[01:45] Nukumizu**
* Karen must be that girl*
* who transferred recently.*
**[01:48] (Flashback) Karen**
A-ha! You're that molester from before!
**[01:52] Nukumizu**
* She's already transferring again?*
* And to England?*
**[01:55] Nukumizu**
*The story's moving way too fast!*
**[01:57] Sosuke**
But Karen... already said goodbye to me.
**[02:00] Anna**
That obviously means she
wants you to go see her!
**[02:04] Sosuke**
How would you know—
**[02:05] Anna**
Because I get it!
**[02:06] Anna**
I mean, that's how I've always
felt about you, Sosuke.
**[02:13] Sosuke**
Anna...
**[02:15] Sosuke**
I...
**[02:18] Anna**
Go to her. Karen-chan's waiting for you.
**[02:30] Sosuke**
I'm so sorry.
**[02:36] Anna**
Don't apologize to me, idiot.
**[02:40] Nukumizu**
* Maybe I'll just pretend*
* I didn't see anything.*
**[02:49] Nukumizu**
*N-No! Anything but that!*
**[02:56] Nukumizu**
*Stop! That's so painfully desperate!*
**[03:22] Employee**
Miss! Are you all right?
**[03:24] Nukumizu**
*I didn't see a thing.*
**[03:34] Anna**
Sosuke and I have been friends
since we were little.
**[03:38] Nukumizu**
Uh...
**[03:39] Anna**
He made me a ring out of white clover.
**[03:42] Anna**
He said he'd make me his wife.
**[03:46] Anna**
His wife.
**[03:50] Nukumizu**
His wife... His wife!
**[03:50] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, are you okay?!
**[03:56] Nukumizu**
For now, just drink that
and try to calm down.
**[03:58] Anna**
Thanks. You're in my class...
Nukumizu-kun, right?
**[04:03] Nukumizu**
*Huh? You're asking me that now?*
**[04:06] Anna**
This is really good.
**[04:08] Nukumizu**
It's rosehip tea.
**[04:10] Nukumizu**
It's supposed to be good for the skin.
**[04:13] Anna**
For my skin?
**[04:15] Anna**
I don't have anyone to show it off to.
**[04:17] Nukumizu**
*Stop! Too graphic for me!*
**[04:19] employee**
Extra large fries. Here you are.
**[04:21] Anna**
Yes, thank you!
**[04:22] Nukumizu**
*What? I didn't order that.*
**[04:24] Anna**
You're fine with honey mustard
and cod roe mayo for sauces, right?
**[04:28] Nukumizu**
Did you order that, Yanami-san?
**[04:30] Anna**
Karen-chan's a dear friend of mine. But...
**[04:34] Anna**
But you know, she just
transferred here in May!
**[04:38] Anna**
Don't the twelve years I've known
Sosuke count for anything?
**[04:42] Nukumizu**
I'll ask one more time.
Was it you who ordered the fries?
**[04:46] Anna**
Sosuke said he'd make me his wife.
Isn't that mean? What a liar, right?
**[04:52] Nukumizu**
When exactly did he say that?
**[04:55] Anna**
It was before elementary school,
so we must've been about four or five.
**[04:59] Nukumizu**
*Yeah, that doesn't count.*
**[05:00] Anna**
Wait. Does this mean he's cheating on me?
**[05:03] Nukumizu**
Were you and Hakamada actually dating?
**[05:05] Anna**
Oh, gosh. I guess it probably looked that way.
**[05:09] Nukumizu**
So you weren't even going out?
Then it's not cheating at all!
**[05:13] Anna**
I-I mean, it was basically like
we were half-dating, though.
**[05:16] Anna**
And if that soggy cow hadn't waltzed onto
the scene, we'd probably still be together!
**[05:21] Nukumizu**
*Wasn't she a "dear friend" a moment ago?*
**[05:23] Anna**
But I get it.
**[05:25] Anna**
If I'd worked up the courage sooner,
things might not have turned out like this.
**[05:30] Nukumizu**
W-Well, you might be right.
**[05:32] Anna**
I'm sorry I'm such a mess today.
**[05:35] Nukumizu**
No, it's totally fine.
**[05:36] Nukumizu**
*That's not what you need to apologize for.*
**[05:39] Anna**
But I'm okay with it.
**[05:40] Anna**
As long as Sosuke's happy, I'm okay with it.
**[05:47] Nukumizu**
* What a spectacular reaction*
* to getting rejected.*
**[05:51] Nukumizu**
* Speaking of, there's a term that*
* perfectly describes girls like her.*
**[05:57] Nukumizu**
*Yanami Anna. Yes, it fits you perfectly.*
**[06:00] Nukumizu**
*You're a "losing heroine."*
***SIGN*** Too
Many
***SIGN*** Losing
Heroines
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**[06:16] Nukumizu**
* Few realize that the flavor of water*
* changes depending on the faucet.*
**[06:21] Nukumizu**
*I am one of those who does.*
**[06:24] Nukumizu**
* In the morning, the water from*
* this faucet really is the best.*
**[06:29] Nukumizu**
* It's the farthest one from*
* the water tank on the roof,*
**[06:32] Nukumizu**
* so the water has a much*
* lower chlorine content.*
**[06:34] Nukumizu**
* Once I've had my fill, I calculate the distance*
* and time it'll take me to get back to class.*
**[06:40] Nukumizu**
* If I get back too soon, I may find someone*
* in my seat, and that'd be annoying.*
**[06:46] Nukumizu**
*Perfect.*
**[06:49] Nukumizu**
*But someone's in my seat.*
**[06:51] Nukumizu**
*Ah, shoot. I guess that explains it.*
***SIGN*** 4th Period: World History
will start 10 minutes late.
Independent study
until then!!
**[06:59] Nukumizu**
* Huh. Looks like the archery team made it*
* to nationals for the third year in a row.*
**[07:04] Karen**
Okay, then the three of us
should eat lunch together!
**[07:04] Nukumizu**
*Impressive.*
**[07:07] Anna**
I'm gonna pass on that.
**[07:09] Anna**
Sosuke, be sure to take
good care of Karen-chan.
**[07:13] Karen**
Anna!
**[07:15] Karen**
You really are my best friend, Anna.
**[07:18] Nukumizu**
*Even though she calls you a "soggy cow"?*
**[07:22] Nukumizu**
*Well, maybe Yanami's over it by now...*
**[07:26] Nukumizu**
*Wow. Yeah, she's not over anything yet.*
**[07:32] Nukumizu**
Hey, Yanami-san.
**[07:35] Nukumizu**
U-Um, you're on duty today, right?
**[07:39] Nukumizu**
Amanatsu-sensei's asking for you
to go help in the printing room.
**[07:42] Anna**
Oh, really? I'm on my way.
**[07:47] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, did you
say that to help me out?
**[07:50] Nukumizu**
Well, kind of.
**[07:53] Anna**
Thanks.
**[07:54] Anna**
Another second and I'd have had
a death grip on Karen-chan's boobs.
**[07:57] Nukumizu**
*How can she say that with a straight face?*
**[08:00] Nukumizu**
Oh, by the way, remember
how I paid for you on Friday?
**[08:03] Anna**
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
**[08:07] Anna**
I don't have my wallet on me, but maybe you
can meet me at the emergency stairs at lunch?
**[08:12] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[08:13] Anna**
The fire escape staircase.
In the old building.
**[08:15] Nukumizu**
Sure. As long as you pay me back.
**[08:21] Anna**
You know, they actually started dating.
**[08:23] Anna**
So why did they ask me to
eat with them? It's so weird.
**[08:26] Anna**
And here I thought we were good friends.
**[08:28] Anna**
I wonder if they're trying
to hurt me even more.
**[08:32] Nukumizu**
*Are you guys seriously best friends?*
**[08:33] Amanatsu**
Hey! Yanami!
**[08:35] Amanatsu**
What are you doing? Class is about to st—
**[08:39] Anna**
Amana-chan, are you okay?
**[08:41] Amanatsu**
Ow, ow, ow. Thanks.
**[08:43] Nukumizu**
Amanatsu-sensei, aren't these
the wrong lesson materials?
**[08:47] Amanatsu**
Hey, I don't know who you think you are,
but get it together, man!
**[08:51] Amanatsu**
In second year, we cover the
Byzantine Empire! Viva Byzantine!
**[08:56] Anna**
Sensei, your next class is 1-C.
**[08:58] Amanatsu**
Huh?!
**[09:00] Nukumizu**
* And I'm actually one*
* of your students, Sensei.*
**[09:04] Amanatsu**
Byzantine!
**[09:04] Anna**
Not Byzantine.
**[09:12] female student**
Isn't that wild?
**[09:20] Anna**
Please save me.
**[09:22] Anna**
Karen-chan wants the three of us to
go do karaoke together after school.
**[09:27] Nukumizu**
So why don't you?
**[09:28] Anna**
They're gonna make me
listen to them sing a duet!
**[09:32] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, are you
saying you want me to die?
**[09:35] Nukumizu**
Well, no... Uh, good luck, I guess.
**[09:39] Nukumizu**
So about the money from before—
**[09:41] Anna**
That night...
**[09:42] Anna**
I even got a message from Sosuke's sister.
**[09:45] Anna**
"I can't get a hold of Sosuke.
Are you two together?"
**[09:50] Anna**
Now, why in the world didn't
he see her messages? I wonder.
**[09:52] Nukumizu**
*Somebody save me.*
**[09:54] Anna**
I wonder.
**[09:55] Anna**
I wonder!
**[09:59] Anna**
Sorry.
**[10:00] Anna**
I can't talk about this with any
of my friends or acquaintances.
**[10:04] Nukumizu**
* Guess that means I'm not*
* even an acquaintance.*
**[10:08] Nukumizu**
So... do you think you can
finally pay me back now?
**[10:12] Nukumizu**
Here's the receipt from before.
**[10:14] Anna**
Yeah, thanks so much for that.
You really saved my—
**[10:19] Anna**
Oh, my. Did the total go up?
**[10:21] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, you also got an order
of watermelon pancakes, remember?
**[10:25] Anna**
Uh-huh.
**[10:25] Nukumizu**
And you finished up with
a pork shabu udon salad.
**[10:28] Anna**
'Cause salads don't make you gain weight.
**[10:30] Nukumizu**
* I'm not opposed to your faith*
* in salads. Not at all.*
**[10:34] Anna**
It's just an idea, but what if I were
to repay you in some other way?
**[10:39] Nukumizu**
Some other way?
**[10:43] Anna**
I'm not actually very good at it,
so I'm not sure if it'll satisfy you,
**[10:49] Anna**
but Sosuke used to say he really liked it.
**[10:52] Nukumizu**
*Huh? What?!*
**[10:53] Nukumizu**
* She can't possibly mean*
* doing something wet and sticky!*
**[10:56] Nukumizu**
*No way! This is bad! And we're at school!*
**[11:00] Anna**
I...
**[11:01] Nukumizu**
Listen—
**[11:02] Anna**
I'm not very good at cooking,
but I think I could manage a bento lunch!
**[11:07] Nukumizu**
A bento lunch?
**[11:08] Anna**
Something wrong?
**[11:09] Nukumizu**
Oh, right! A bento lunch!
**[11:12] Nukumizu**
But one bento lunch
probably won't cover it...
**[11:14] Anna**
Right, so I'll make you one every day
until it equals the amount on the receipt.
**[11:18] Nukumizu**
Uh, I'm not sure—
**[11:19] Anna**
Okay, we'll start tomorrow.
I'll be waiting here.
**[11:26] Nukumizu**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Receipt
***SIGN*** Menu
***SIGN*** Drinks Bar
***SIGN*** Extra Large French Fries
***SIGN*** Steak Meal
***SIGN*** Hamburg Steak Meal
***SIGN*** Salad
***SIGN*** Soup
***SIGN*** Watermelon Pancake
***SIGN*** Total
**[11:28] Nukumizu**
Looking forward to it.
**[11:36] Komari**
U-Um, you're N-Nukumizu-kun, right?
**[11:40] Komari**
I-I-I'm, um, a first-year
in the literature club—
**[11:46] Nukumizu**
*Huh? Who? From where?*
**[11:51] Komari**
Um, my name is Komari.
From the literature club. Komari Chika.
**[11:56] Komari**
U-Um, I need to speak with you!
A-About the club.
**[12:00] Nukumizu**
With me? What does the
literature club want with me?
**[12:05] Komari**
W-Well, that's...
**[12:10] Komari**
Nukumizu-kun, you're in the lit club, right?
**[12:13] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[12:14] Komari**
Huh?
**[12:16] Nukumizu**
*Come to think of it...*
**[12:17] Nukumizu**
* Just after I started here, I think I got talked*
* into signing up for the literature club.*
**[12:24] Nukumizu**
"The student council sent out a warning about
members who aren't participating in the club"?
**[12:30] Koto**
Nukumizu-kun, right? It's been a while.
**[12:34] Nukumizu**
I apologize. I think I've
been ghosting for a while.
**[12:36] Koto**
It helps a lot having you back, though.
**[12:39] Koto**
I'm the vice president, Tsukinoki Koto.
Third-year. Remember me?
**[12:43] Nukumizu**
Oh, sure. Of course I do.
**[12:45] Nukumizu**
*Of course I'm lying.*
**[12:50] Nukumizu**
*Not a bad selection.*
**[12:52] Koto**
You can borrow whatever you want.
Just don't touch the Dazai or Mishima.
**[12:58] Koto**
The student council has had
their eyes on us recently.
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
**[13:01] Koto**
You're gonna have to hang out
with us for a while. Okay, later.
**[13:07] Koto**
Absolutely do *not* touch
the Dazai or Mishima, okay?
**[13:25] Nukumizu**
* The BL genre aside, at least there's a*
* bunch of popular series I haven't read yet.*
**[13:30] Nukumizu**
* I don't need to worry about*
* lunch money for a while.*
**[13:31] Nukumizu**
* Maybe I can hold off on new books and catch*
* up on a few series the lit club doesn't have.*
***SIGN*** New Paperback
Reissue Lineup
**[13:37] Kaju**
You definitely have to buy
*You're the Innocent Queen of Darkness*.
**[13:41] Kaju**
At least up to volume 5, when my favorite
character starts turning to the dark side—
**[13:44] Nukumizu**
Kaju.
**[13:46] Nukumizu**
Why are you in my room?
**[13:47] Kaju**
I'm in here most of the time.
You just don't notice me.
**[13:50] Nukumizu**
*What a creepy thing to say.*
**[13:51] Kaju**
So, big brother, have you
made any friends at school?
**[13:56] Kaju**
Have no fear, big brother. I, Kaju,
will find you some friends without fail.
**[14:03] Kaju**
First of all, I'll make you a chara-ben.
**[14:05] Nukumizu**
Kmff-rhf-bmf?
**[14:06] Kaju**
Yes! A character bento's a great
conversation starter that'll win people over!
**[14:12] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, I've actually got someone
making lunch for me for a while.
**[14:20] Kaju**
B-B-Big brother, are you saying
you're going out with a woman?!
**[14:23] Nukumizu**
No, I'm not!
**[14:24] Kaju**
Oh, of course not!
**[14:25] Kaju**
How could someone with
no friends have a girlfriend?
**[14:28] Kaju**
But isn't it strange to have a non-friend
non-girlfriend making lunch for you?
**[14:33] Nukumizu**
Well, I've actually paid for it.
**[14:37] Kaju**
Oh, eating out with a working girl?
**[14:39] Kaju**
It must be one of those "bento lunch" things.
My friends told me all about that.
**[14:45] Nukumizu**
Kaju.
**[14:46] Kaju**
Yes, what?
**[14:48] Nukumizu**
You need to find better friends.
**[14:52] Anna**
Isn't that mean?
**[14:54] Nukumizu**
What is?
**[14:55] Anna**
I'm talking about you!
I asked for your help yesterday.
**[14:59] Anna**
I had to listen to the brand-new
couple singing duets together.
**[15:03] Anna**
Can you imagine how that felt?!
**[15:06] Nukumizu**
So what about my lunch?
**[15:09] Anna**
Here you go.
**[15:12] Nukumizu**
Um, what's this?
**[15:14] Anna**
I tried to make two bento
lunches this morning,
**[15:17] Anna**
and my mom was like,
"I'm sure Sosuke-kun will be thrilled!"
**[15:22] Nukumizu**
This is convenience store food, right?
**[15:24] Anna**
That's why I couldn't make enough for two.
**[15:27] Nukumizu**
* The packaging's clearly*
* handmade, but still...*
**[15:30] Nukumizu**
Okay. Let's say this is 268 yen.
**[15:33] Anna**
Too cheap!
**[15:34] Nukumizu**
But that's the actual price.
**[15:38] Nukumizu**
Fine. 300 yen.
**[15:41] Nukumizu**
Anyway, why don't you keep
your distance from those two?
**[15:47] Anna**
Everyone's walking on eggshells
around me in class.
**[15:51] Anna**
'Cause, like, Sosuke and I used
to be together all the time.
**[15:55] Anna**
"Oh, what? Did Yanami get dumped?"
That's the vibe right now.
**[16:00] Nukumizu**
Um, I'm not sure what to...
**[16:04] Nukumizu**
Okay, 350 yen.
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
**[16:10] Ayano**
I heard you joined the lit club, Nukumizu.
**[16:13] Ayano**
My teacher told me they have
the complete works of Abe Kobo.
**[16:16] Ayano**
Can I borrow them sometime?
**[16:18] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, that's probably okay.
I'll check with my senpai.
**[16:23] Ayano**
Thanks.
**[16:24] Lemon**
Mitsuki!
**[16:25] Lemon**
I'm skipping my club today.
Wanna go get something to eat?
**[16:30] Ayano**
Sorry. I have prep school today.
**[16:32] Lemon**
Huh? You're still a first-year.
**[16:34] Lemon**
If all you do is study,
you're just gonna get dumber.
**[16:38] Ayano**
And if you don't study more,
you'll end up repeating the year.
**[16:42] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san. We're going to be late
to cram school if we don't get going.
**[16:46] Ayano**
Oh, Chihaya. I'm coming.
**[16:49] Ayano**
See you later, Lemon.
**[16:50] Lemon**
Huh? Oh... Bye-bye.
**[16:54] Lemon**
Hey, are you and Mitsuki friends?
**[16:58] Nukumizu**
Uh, we're not exactly friends,
but we go to the same cram school—
**[17:02] Lemon**
So do you know who that girl was?
**[17:05] Nukumizu**
Um, Asagumo-san, I think?
**[17:08] Nukumizu**
She and Ayano are both
taking the advanced course.
**[17:10] Lemon**
Advanced course, huh?
**[17:13] Lemon**
I guess Mitsuki's into smart girls after all.
**[17:17] Anna**
Lemon-chan, what are your intentions?
**[17:19] Lemon**
Huh? N-Nothing.
**[17:22] Lemon**
It's just, we've been in the same
class since elementary school...
**[17:24] Anna**
Sounds like you're childhood friends.
**[17:27] Anna**
Which means...
**[17:29] Anna**
That woman is the homewrecker.
**[17:32] Nukumizu**
Oh, come on. "Homewrecker"?
**[17:34] Anna**
Listen, Nukumizu-kun,
there are only two types of girls.
**[17:38] Anna**
The childhood friend and the homewrecker.
**[17:41] Nukumizu**
I see.
**[17:42] Nukumizu**
*But what a contrast!*
**[17:43] Lemon**
Hey, what do those two look like to you?
**[17:46] Anna**
They seem pretty friendly,
but didn't they meet just recently?
**[17:52] Anna**
Maybe they're just plain friends.
**[17:55] Lemon**
Right! I'm sure they're just plain friends!
**[17:58] Lemon**
I knew you'd get it, Yana-chan!
**[18:01] Anna**
Lemon-chan, I kinda feel like
we're not that different after all.
**[18:05] Anna**
I'm rooting for you!
**[18:09] Anna**
They're asking me to hang out again today.
**[18:12] Anna**
"Wanna come study at Karen-chan's house?"
**[18:15] Nukumizu**
You should say no.
**[18:16] Anna**
But if I don't go,
it'll be just the two of them!
**[18:19] Nukumizu**
That may be true, but where's my lunch?
**[18:22] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, you ever think this
might be why you don't have friends?
**[18:26] Nukumizu**
*I don't need that from you.*
**[18:28] Anna**
Hold the lid a minute.
**[18:31] Anna**
I only have one lunch box I can use,
so I shoved the two servings into one box.
**[18:38] Anna**
Okay, let's eat.
**[18:41] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, how much is that worth?
**[18:45] Nukumizu**
Um, let's say 400 yen.
**[18:47] Anna**
Nice! Not bad at all.
**[18:48] Anna**
At this rate, I should be able to
pay it off by summer vacation.
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**[19:53] Anna**
You can see the field from here.
**[19:56] Nukumizu**
Oh. Yeah.
**[19:58] Anna**
Isn't that Lemon-chan over there?
**[20:02] Anna**
Lemon-chan... She sure is fast.
**[20:05] Nukumizu**
I heard she placed in the
prefectural competition.
**[20:07] Anna**
How'd you know that?
**[20:09] Nukumizu**
I'm no slouch when it comes to
reading the announcement board.
**[20:14] Anna**
Lemon-chan's so cool.
**[20:35] Anna**
I guess I really got dumped.
**[20:39] Anna**
I understood it in my head, but I don't
think my body had figured it out yet.
**[20:46] Anna**
I was here thinking,
"Wow, Lemon-chan sure can run."
**[20:51] Anna**
And then it turned into
"Wow, I sure got dumped."
**[20:56] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, maybe if you get dumped flat
on your face someday, you'll know what I mean.
**[21:00] Nukumizu**
You think so?
**[21:02] Anna**
Still, nothing changes after you've been dumped.
Doesn't even feel like a fresh start.
**[21:07] Anna**
But still, everything around
you keeps moving on,
**[21:11] Anna**
so you've got to keep moving, too.
**[21:14] Nukumizu**
I've never been dumped before,
so I don't really get it.
**[21:19] Anna**
Spoken like a lady-killer.
**[21:26] Nukumizu**
* They say seven out of ten high school*
* couples break up within a year.*
**[21:31] Nukumizu**
* If you include after graduation,*
* almost all of them are destined to break up.*
**[21:36] Nukumizu**
* Even so, people still get swept up in love.*
* In the tears. In the laughter.*
**[21:43] Nukumizu**
* I don't have a lot of confidence,*
* in reality or in myself,*
**[21:47] Nukumizu**
* that I'll ever find my world changed*
* by a fleeting relationship like that.*
**[21:52] Nukumizu**
*But sometimes, I wonder.*
**[21:56] Nukumizu**
* What if I actually did have an*
* experience like that in my teens?*
**[22:00] Nukumizu**
* What if I did find a teary-eyed*
* heroine standing before me?*
**[22:05] Nukumizu**
* What if I was the main*
* character in a light novel?*
**[22:10] Nukumizu**
*If that happened...*
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**[22:18] Nukumizu**
*what would I think about it?*
# E2 - The Promised Failure for You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVM589/the-promised-failure-for-you)
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**[02:02] Nukumizu**
*I don't like this system at all.*
**[02:05] Nukumizu**
* Doesn't making us clean up when*
* the date matches our student number*
**[02:09] Nukumizu**
*let students in the 30s off the hook?*
**[02:15] Nukumizu**
Y-Yakishio-san?
**[02:19] Lemon**
Hey, Nukumizu.
**[02:21] Lemon**
I need to talk to you about something.
**[02:30] Nukumizu**
* Normally, this sort of thing foreshadows*
* a very arousing turn of events.*
**[02:36] Nukumizu**
* But in rom-com terms,*
* Yakishio and I are short on plot developments*
**[02:40] Nukumizu**
* that would lead to an incident*
* in the gym storage room.*
**[02:44] Lemon**
So what happened with that thing?
**[02:46] Nukumizu**
Huh? What "thing" do you mean?
**[02:48] Lemon**
Oh, you know.
**[02:50] Lemon**
Mitsuki said he was gonna borrow books
from the lit club. Did he do that already?
**[02:55] Nukumizu**
*Oh, that "thing."*
**[02:57] Lemon**
I-If it's okay, I wouldn't mind
taking the books to him myself.
**[03:06] Nukumizu**
Okay, how about this:
**[03:09] Nukumizu**
Why don't we get him to pick them up
when you have a day off from your club?
**[03:14] Lemon**
My club? Why?
**[03:17] Nukumizu**
Um, because it'd probably be okay
for you to visit the lit club then.
**[03:21] Nukumizu**
As an observer or whatever.
**[03:23] Lemon**
An observer? Me?
**[03:28] Nukumizu**
Yeah. I mean, you could even
come to the club together then.
**[03:32] Nukumizu**
Both of you. Together.
**[03:37] Lemon**
Of course! Nukumizu, you're really smart!
**[03:40] Lemon**
You're actually not such a bad guy.
I had you all wrong.
**[03:44] Nukumizu**
*I think the entire class has me all wrong.*
**[03:49] Lemon**
Uh-oh.
**[03:50] Nukumizu**
What's wrong?
**[03:51] Lemon**
It looks like...
**[03:54] Lemon**
the door might be locked from outside.
**[03:57] Nukumizu**
What?!
**[03:58] Nukumizu**
Hey!
**[03:59] Lemon**
Hey!
**[03:59] Nukumizu**
Somebody help!
**[04:01] Lemon**
We're still in here!
**[04:02] Nukumizu**
Hey!
**[04:06] Nukumizu**
* The forecast said the temperature*
* was gonna get up to 35 degrees today.*
**[04:11] Nukumizu**
*It's the first really hot day of the summer.*
**[04:16] Nukumizu**
*Whoa. She must have a super fast metabolism.*
**[04:20] Nukumizu**
Hey, Yakishio-san, you okay?
**[04:22] Lemon**
I'm fine. I'm more like an impala
than a Thomson's gazelle.
**[04:27] Nukumizu**
Really? You're an impala?
**[04:31] Lemon**
Basically, it's a lot faster to run on four legs.
**[04:36] Lemon**
What I'm saying is, spotted hyenas
like to get splashed with water!
**[04:41] Nukumizu**
*She definitely doesn't sound okay!*
**[04:45] Nukumizu**
Yakishio-san, here! It's a cooling spray!
**[04:48] Lemon**
Ooh, Nuk-kun, nice one!
**[04:51] Nukumizu**
*Am I "Nuk-kun" now?*
**[04:52] Lemon**
Spray it all over me.
**[04:54] Nukumizu**
Ah! Wait a second!
**[04:57] Lemon**
Hurry up.
**[05:00] Nukumizu**
* I never thought the day would come*
* when a girl was begging for me!*
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**[05:08] Lemon**
Do the front next.
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**[05:10] Lemon**
Hurry up.
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**[05:27] Nukumizu**
Spray!
**[05:36] Nukumizu**
*At this rate, I feel like...*
**[05:39] Nukumizu**
* you can't blame me if I start getting*
* in a weird mood. This isn't my fault!*
**[05:45] Nukumizu**
Wait, wait, wait! Don't take it off!
**[05:49] Lemon**
Nuk-kun, what's the big deal?
It's just us girls here.
**[05:53] Nukumizu**
*She's completely out of her mind!*
**[05:59] Lemon**
This bottle still has something in it.
**[06:02] Nukumizu**
Wait! Y-You can't drink that!
**[06:05] Lemon**
Hey, Nuk-kun, whaddaya doing?
**[06:08] Nukumizu**
Y-Y-Yakishio-san! Your top! Your top!
**[06:12] Nukumizu**
Whoa! Something's touching me!
Something's touching me!
**[06:19] Amanatsu**
Hey! Is somebody in there?
**[06:22] Nukumizu**
Yes! Please open the door!
**[06:27] Nukumizu**
*We're finally saved.*
**[06:35] Amanatsu**
Catch ya when you're done.
**[06:37] Nukumizu**
Leave it open!
**[06:39] Nukumizu**
Leave it open!
**[06:45] Lemon**
Oh, man. It's so delicious.
**[06:48] Konuki**
Heatstroke is really scary. Worst-case,
it can leave you disabled or even kill you.
**[06:54] Amanatsu**
Forget class, you guys.
Just rest here in the nurse's office.
**[06:57] Amanatsu**
And you, mister. I'll contact your homeroom
teacher. Name and class number?
**[07:02] Nukumizu**
I'm in your class, Sensei. It's me, Nukumizu.
**[07:05] Amanatsu**
Huh? You are?
**[07:07] Amanatsu**
Well, whatever.
**[07:10] Amanatsu**
Okay, Konuki-chan.
I'll let you take care of it.
**[07:14] Nukumizu**
Konuki-sensei, are you and
Amanatsu-sensei close friends?
**[07:18] Konuki**
We are.
**[07:19] Konuki**
We used to be classmates here and spent
a lot of time in the nurse's office together.
**[07:25] Konuki**
The stains on the ceiling
haven't changed at all since then.
**[07:28] Nukumizu**
I'm surprised you remember
something like that.
**[07:30] Konuki**
Well, when you get laid...
**[07:32] Konuki**
I mean, when you're leaning back,
the ceiling's right there in front of you.
**[07:37] Nukumizu**
*This lady is kinda nuts.*
**[07:49] Konuki**
You have a visitor.
**[07:51] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, are you okay?
**[07:56] Nukumizu**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[07:58] Anna**
I brought your bento lunch. Wanna eat?
**[08:01] Konuki**
Oh, my. Am I in the way?
**[08:05] Konuki**
I'll step out for a bit, so you
can go ahead and use the room.
**[08:09] Konuki**
You can lock it from the inside.
Enjoy yourselves.
**[08:13] Nukumizu**
* First Amanatsu-sensei, now her.*
* How did they even become teachers?*
**[08:19] Nukumizu**
Omelet rice?
**[08:20] Anna**
Yeah. I'm pretty proud of this one.
I was able to flip it and roll it nicely.
**[08:26] Anna**
Okay, hands together.
Thank you for the food.
**[08:29] Nukumizu**
Oh, right. Thank you for the food.
**[08:34] Anna**
Pretty good, right?
So how much is it worth to you, sir?
**[08:38] Nukumizu**
Hmm... Let's say 400 yen.
**[08:40] Anna**
Not too shabby. But I'm gonna
step up to that 400 yen wall,
**[08:44] Anna**
and smash through it with this!
**[08:46] Nukumizu**
I see. Your strategy is to add soup
to raise the assessed value.
**[08:51] Anna**
Whatever in the world made you think...
**[08:54] Anna**
that this is soup?
**[08:58] Nukumizu**
It's white sauce!
**[09:01] Nukumizu**
* Personally speaking, I prefer ketchup,*
* but the extra effort does add flair!*
**[09:10] Nukumizu**
What the heck? This is so good!
**[09:12] Anna**
It was left over from a holiday present I got.
It's the Empire Hotel's official white sauce!
**[09:17] Anna**
So? How much would you pay for this flavor?
For a taste of the Empire Hotel!
**[09:27] Nukumizu**
Five...
**[09:28] Nukumizu**
600 yen.
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**[09:29] Anna**
600 yen! Thank you very much!
**[09:32] Lemon**
Sounds like you guys are having fun.
**[09:35] Anna**
Oh, Lemon-chan! Good morning.
Are you feeling better?
**[09:39] Lemon**
Much, much better.
**[09:40] Lemon**
But I don't remember what happened
at the end. How did we end up?
**[09:45] Nukumizu**
Huh? Um, no, uh...
**[09:47] Nukumizu**
A-Amanatsu-sensei rescued us.
**[09:49] Lemon**
Really?
**[09:50] Lemon**
Then I guess Amanatsu-sensei
changed my clothes for me.
**[09:53] Nukumizu**
Right! Amanatsu-sensei
changed your clothes.
**[09:56] Nukumizu**
And I didn't see a thing. Not a thing.
**[09:59] Lemon**
You'd better not have. What sort
of creep watches a girl changing?
**[10:03] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, that's kinda gross.
**[10:05] Nukumizu**
* Don't say that.*
* I won't be able to face another day.*
**[10:07] Lemon**
But anyway, what's that? It looks delicious.
**[10:11] Anna**
I know, right? I made it myself.
**[10:14] Anna**
Here. Say "ahh."
**[10:16] Nukumizu**
*Why is she feeding her from my plate?*
**[10:20] Lemon**
Wow, yum! What is this sauce? It's so wild!
**[10:23] Anna**
Why, it's from the Empire Hotel!
**[10:24] Nukumizu**
*Uh, that's actually my lunch.*
**[10:26] Lemon**
The Empire Hotel?!
**[10:28] Lemon**
What's wrong, Nuk-kun?
**[10:30] Anna**
Oh, yeah. I guess that counts
as an indirect kiss.
**[10:33] Anna**
Mind out of the gutter, son. You're at school.
**[10:35] Nukumizu**
I wasn't thinking anything dirty!
**[10:37] Lemon**
Huh? Then why are you blushing?
**[10:39] Nukumizu**
I-I'm not!
**[10:41] Ayano**
Excuse me. Is Lemon here?
**[10:43] Lemon**
M-Mitsuki!
**[10:44] Ayano**
Are you feeling better? Here.
I brought you a get-well gift.
**[10:48] Lemon**
You brought this for me?
**[10:50] Ayano**
But you seem fine. Maybe you don't need it.
**[10:53] Lemon**
I do! I was feeling so bad,
I couldn't eat at all!
**[10:57] Ayano**
Yeah, sure looks like it.
**[10:59] Ayano**
You can't eat it if it's on your cheek.
**[11:02] Lemon**
Um, thank you.
**[11:07] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san!
**[11:08] Ayano**
Oh, Chihaya. What's up?
**[11:10] Chihaya**
I was thinking of going to the study room
after class. Would you like to join me?
**[11:15] Ayano**
Oh, sorry. Gotta go home early today.
I'll see you at cram school tomorrow.
**[11:19] Chihaya**
Got it. Then I'll get in touch later tonight.
**[11:27] Ayano**
Silly. I said I'll see you tomorrow.
**[11:31] Ayano**
I'd better get back to class.
Lemon, take it easy, okay?
**[11:35] Lemon**
S-Sure. Thanks.
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**[11:43] Nukumizu**
Um, Tsukinoki-senpai?
**[11:45] Koto**
Hmm?
**[11:46] Nukumizu**
Is it all right if I lend
some of these to a friend?
**[11:49] Koto**
Sure, I don't mind.
Butter him up with favors,
**[11:53] Koto**
then once he's cornered, we recruit him.
**[11:56] Nukumizu**
Uh-huh...
**[11:57] Koto**
Okay, gotta go.
**[12:02] Koto**
Shintaro keeps forgetting the
duty schedule and has to stay after.
**[12:06] Koto**
I gotta go give him backup.
**[12:08] Koto**
Oh, yeah. Just don't lay a finger
on the Dazai or Mishima, okay?
**[12:12] Nukumizu**
Shintaro? Huh. Must be her boyfriend.
**[12:18] Nukumizu**
Huh? What is it?
**[12:19] Komari**
N-N-Not her boyfriend.
**[12:21] Komari**
J-Just a ch-childhood friend.
**[12:25] Komari**
A-And she got the order wrong.
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**[12:30] Nukumizu**
*Who the hell cares either way?*
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**[12:37] Nukumizu**
* I could almost pass for a*
* regular high school student.*
**[12:42] Nukumizu**
Huh? Kaju? What are you doing here?
**[12:45] Kaju**
Big brother, have you made
any friends at school yet?
**[12:49] Nukumizu**
Huh? No, not yet.
**[12:51] Komari**
I'm worried about you.
**[12:53] Komari**
People aren't allowed to be
completely friendless after middle school.
**[12:57] Nukumizu**
*Meaning I'm not allowed to?*
**[12:59] Komari**
For example, excluding teachers,
how many people did you talk to today?
**[13:04] Nukumizu**
Um... five people, I guess?
**[13:09] Komari**
Five people?
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I feel awful for hounding you so much
that you feel you have to lie to me.
**[13:19] Komari**
Big brother, having no friends is
really nothing to be ashamed about.
**[13:25] Nukumizu**
*But it still isn't allowed, right?*
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**[13:46] Lemon**
Nuk-kun, good morning!
**[13:48] Nukumizu**
O-Oh, g-good morning.
**[13:50] Lemon**
Listen, I finally remembered what happened
in the storage room yesterday.
**[13:53] Lemon**
So today, after class—
**[13:55] Nukumizu**
Ah! Y-You remembered what happened?
**[13:56] Nukumizu**
Nope! I didn't see!
I didn't see anything at all!
**[14:00] Lemon**
What? We talked about me going
to the lit club with Mitsuki today.
**[14:04] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[14:05] Lemon**
Didn't you say we should come together?
Did the heat fry your brain, too?
**[14:09] Nukumizu**
Oh, that's right. Yeah, I totally did.
**[14:12] Nukumizu**
Yup, yup. Sounds good.
**[14:14] Lemon**
Okay, see you after class.
**[14:17] Anna**
Lemon-chan sure is going after him.
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**[14:20] Anna**
Maybe I should come observe, too,
so I can back her up.
**[14:24] Nukumizu**
Yeah, but to the literature club?
Are you cool with that?
**[14:27] Anna**
Heh. I really like flowers and stuff.
**[14:29] Nukumizu**
That's the horticulture club.
**[14:32] Anna**
Huh?
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**[14:34] Tamaki**
It's Nukumizu-kun, right?
**[14:35] Nukumizu**
Uh, yes.
**[14:37] Tamaki**
I'm Tamaki Shintaro, the club president.
**[14:38] Nukumizu**
*So Shintaro was the president?*
**[14:39] Anna**
Very nice to meet you.
**[14:40] Koto**
Oh, is this your Abe Kobo friend?
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**[14:43] Nukumizu**
Uh, actually, it isn't.
**[14:45] Anna**
Nice to meet you. My name's Yanami,
not Abe. I've come to observe.
**[14:50] Tamaki**
Really? I'm happy so many people
are interested in the lit club.
**[14:53] Anna**
A long time ago, I tried wool felting.
**[14:56] Anna**
Where you poke a hairball with a needle.
**[14:58] Nukumizu**
That's the knit club.
***SIGN*** New club member!
**[14:59] Anna**
Huh?
***SIGN*** New club member!
**[15:00] Tamaki**
I have to go attend a presidents' meeting.
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** New club member!
**[15:04] Komari**
Um, uh, President?
***SIGN*** All Deadlines
Are Bad
**[15:06] Komari**
Th-That sci-fi book I borrowed
was really good.
**[15:09] Komari**
I didn't really get it, but—
**[15:11] Tamaki**
You thought so?
**[15:13] Tamaki**
Ah, I knew you had good taste, Komari-chan.
**[15:16] Koto**
Whoa there.
**[15:18] Koto**
Komari-chan, if you don't like that,
I'll tell him off myself.
**[15:22] Komari**
I-I...
**[15:23] Komari**
My head... d-doesn't really... uh, hate it.
**[15:28] Tamaki**
You really are a cutie, Komari-chan.
**[15:31] Tamaki**
You should learn from her example, Koto.
**[15:33] Koto**
Shaddap.
**[15:34] Tamaki**
See you later.
**[15:38] Komari**
The p-president... He called...
He called me a c-cutie.
**[15:45] Anna**
You two sure get along well.
**[15:48] Koto**
Well, we're childhood friends.
We're kinda stuck together.
**[15:51] Anna**
Childhood friends?
**[15:54] Anna**
That must mean...
**[15:58] Anna**
Homewrecker.
**[16:00] Nukumizu**
C-Cmon, Yanami-san.
Let's not use that talk in here.
**[16:04] Nukumizu**
Um—
**[16:04] Ayano**
Excuse us.
**[16:08] Ayano**
Lemon, behave yourself, okay?
**[16:08] Nukumizu**
Ayano. Nice timing.
**[16:13] Ayano**
This really is an outstanding collection.
Which one should I borrow?
**[16:17] Koto**
Take whatever you like.
**[16:19] Koto**
But if you decide to join our club, you'll be
able to borrow anything freely. Interested?
**[16:24] Ayano**
I am interested,
but I'm busy with cram school.
**[16:27] Koto**
Oh, that's no problem. You can come
and borrow books whenever you feel like it.
**[16:32] Koto**
And maybe your cute
girlfriend wants to join, too?
**[16:35] Lemon**
Huh? What? M-Me?
**[16:37] Lemon**
Do you mean me when you say "girlfriend"?
**[16:40] Lemon**
Oh, gosh! But I'm in the track club,
so that might be difficult.
**[16:45] Koto**
Tsk, tsk, tsk. We're totally open
to dual memberships.
**[16:48] Koto**
I mean, all of our members
are in other clubs, too.
**[16:51] Nukumizu**
*Seriously? What other club am I in?*
**[16:55] Koto**
You can come hide here if you
ever want to skip track practice.
**[16:59] Koto**
Right? And wouldn't it be nice to have
more time to spend with your girlfriend?
**[17:03] Lemon**
Huh? Would you like that, Mitsuki?
**[17:06] Ayano**
That wouldn't be fair to Lemon.
We aren't dating, anyway.
**[17:09] Koto**
Oh? You're not?
**[17:11] Ayano**
She's always been really popular with
the guys. I wouldn't stand a chance.
**[17:18] Ayano**
Anyway, thanks for letting me borrow—
**[17:19] Lemon**
That's not true!
**[17:21] Lemon**
I don't have a boyfriend, and being popular\n doesn't mean I'd go with just anyone!
**[17:25] Ayano**
O-Oh. Right.
**[17:27] Ayano**
Sorry, did I say something wrong?
**[17:31] Lemon**
Not exactly, but...
**[17:34] Lemon**
Um, I... Sorry.
**[17:38] Koto**
What's this now?
**[17:40] Koto**
Are you sure you two aren't dating?
You sure act like a couple.
**[17:44] Lemon**
N-No, we don't!
**[17:46] Koto**
Huh. Are you sure?
**[17:48] Lemon**
But we aren't!
**[17:49] Ayano**
She's right. And I already have a girlfriend.
**[17:52] Ayano**
I already have a girlfriend.
**[18:02] Ayano**
Huh? What?
**[18:04] Ayano**
What's wrong, everyone?
**[18:06] Lemon**
Huh? Um, Mitsuki... You got a girlfriend?
**[18:10] Ayano**
Yeah. Just recently.
I guess I hadn't told you yet, Lemon.
**[18:14] Nukumizu**
Let me guess. Is it Asagumo-san?
**[18:17] Ayano**
Was it that obvious?
**[18:18] Ayano**
Well, yeah. I'll introduce
you guys properly next time.
**[18:22] Ayano**
All right, Lemon. Wanna get going?
**[18:23] Koto; Nukumizu; Lemon**
Huh?!
**[18:24] Ayano**
Didn't you want to go
shopping together today?
**[18:28] Nukumizu**
*No way. Is Ayano actually totally dense?*
**[18:31] Lemon**
I-I've decided to join the lit club,
so I think I'll hang out here for a bit.
**[18:36] Ayano**
Oh, okay. Then I guess I'll see you later.
**[18:45] Koto**
Was that maybe... my fault?
**[18:48] Nukumizu**
Yup, that was your fault.
**[18:50] Nukumizu**
Huh? What is it?
**[18:51] Lemon**
Gimme an application form.
***SIGN*** Club Application
***SIGN*** June 13th
***SIGN*** I'd like to join the
***SIGN*** Sex
***SIGN*** August 1st
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Yaki
**[18:54] Lemon**
Huh. So Mitsuki already had a girlfriend?
**[18:59] Lemon**
What have I been doing all this time?
**[19:04] Nukumizu**
*Running in circles, I guess.*
**[19:06] Anna**
Anyway, welcome. Wear this.
**[19:11] Lemon**
I will. I'm all worn out.
***SIGN*** New club member!
***SIGN*** Restaurant
***SIGN*** Gusto
**[19:19] Nukumizu**
* Your friend basically got dumped,*
* so to cheer her up,*
**[19:21] Nukumizu**
*you take her to the restaurant where* you *
got dumped? Do you have nerves of steel?!*
**[19:27] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, Yanami-san...
You're paying for yourself today, right?
**[19:31] Anna**
Of course! But talking about money in front
of a girl who just had her heart broken...
**[19:35] Anna**
Have you no tact at all?
**[19:37] Anna**
Lemon-chan, we'll treat you today.
**[19:40] Lemon**
Um, you don't have to.
**[19:42] Nukumizu**
It's okay.
**[19:43] Nukumizu**
We're celebrating you joining the club, too.
**[19:46] Anna**
All right, I'm gonna have a Hamburg steak!
**[19:48] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, are you okay
eating that much before dinner?
**[19:52] Anna**
Didn't you know?
Sweets are a diet's worst enemy.
**[19:56] Nukumizu**
And a Hamburg steak
before dinner is a diet's ally?
**[19:59] Lemon**
All right, I think I'll have
a bean paste sundae.
**[20:03] Anna**
Oh my gosh!
I think I'll have that for dessert.
**[20:06] Nukumizu**
I thought sweets were the enemy?
**[20:08] Anna**
Then I'll add a hamburger, too.
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
Can you really eat that much?
**[20:13] Nukumizu**
Yakishio-san, we'll take care of the bill.
Go ahead and wait for us outside.
**[20:18] Lemon**
Thank you, Nuk-kun, Yana-chan.
Okay, if it's all right with you.
**[20:25] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, you can be
pretty thoughtful sometimes.
**[20:27] Nukumizu**
You still owe me. I'm not
the one actually paying today.
**[20:31] Anna**
You're so annoying. Fine.
But I'll tell you something, Nukumizu—
**[20:37] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun.
**[20:40] Nukumizu**
Don't tell me you don't
have enough to cover it.
**[20:45] Nukumizu**
*Is this girl seriously just completely...*
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
**[20:50] Nukumizu**
*stupid?*
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Playing
***SIGN*** Asagumo
***SIGN*** Yanami
***SIGN*** Ayano
***SIGN*** Nukumizu
**[20:57] Ayano**
*You can't eat it if it's on your cheek.*
**[21:00] Lemon**
*Um, thank you—*
**[21:01] Konuki**
That Nukumizu kid doesn't look
like much, but he's got moves.
**[21:06] Konuki**
But more importantly...
**[21:08] Chihaya**
*Mitsuki-san!*
**[21:09] Ayano**
*Oh, Chihaya. What's up?*
**[21:11] Chihaya**
* I was thinking of going to the study room*
* after class. Would you like to join me?*
***SIGN*** STOP
**[21:23] Konuki**
Maybe I should set another
one up in the study room.
**[21:37] Konuki**
What are you doing here so late?
**[21:40] Lemon**
I just felt like running, I guess.
**[21:43] Lemon**
And my club didn't meet today.
**[21:45] Konuki**
You should be heading home.
I can walk you part of the way if you like.
**[21:51] Lemon**
Sensei, can I just do one more?
**[21:55] Konuki**
You want to keep running?
**[22:00] Lemon**
I feel like I'm about to get somewhere.
***SIGN*** Yakishio
***SIGN*** Nukumizu
***SIGN*** Nukumizu
***SIGN*** Nukumizu
**[22:15] Konuki**
All right. Go ahead and run.
**[22:19] Konuki**
But give it everything you've got.
**[22:21] Lemon**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** The Promised Failure for You
# E3 - Losing the Battle before It Is Ever Fought
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG5KQ0/losing-the-battle-before-it-is-ever-fought)
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**[00:33] Komari**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[00:35] Nukumizu**
I was thirsty and wanted a drink of water.
**[00:38] Komari**
So you c-came all the way out here?
**[00:41] Nukumizu**
Look who's talking.
**[00:43] Nukumizu**
You're out fountain-hopping
to avoid class, right?
**[00:46] Komari**
Sh-Shut up. I-I came here 'cause I'm
kind of d-doing research on school water.
**[00:53] Nukumizu**
Research? Oh?
**[00:57] Nukumizu**
I'm actually quite particular
about the water here at school.
**[01:01] Komari**
Th-Then where did you go to
drink water th-this morning?
**[01:06] Nukumizu**
Heh. If it's early in the day,
like first or second period,
**[01:09] Nukumizu**
it's gotta be west building, second floor,
next to the classroom.
**[01:12] Nukumizu**
At that time of day, the water in
the pipes is still from the day before.
**[01:16] Nukumizu**
Not only does it have less of a chlorine taste,
but it's cool in the morning, even in summer.
**[01:21] Nukumizu**
It's the finest drinking water.
**[01:28] Komari**
That's...
**[01:29] Komari**
That's weak.
**[01:30] Nukumizu**
What? How can you say that?
**[01:33] Komari**
W-West building, second floor is b-best
during lunch break, just before lunch.
**[01:39] Nukumizu**
Lunch break, you say?
**[01:41] Nukumizu**
But there's no way the upper floors
are fit for use after noon.
**[01:44] Nukumizu**
The chlorine smell gets stronger
and the water becomes lukewarm.
**[01:48] Komari**
A-Amateur.
**[01:50] Komari**
W-Warm water is much gentler
on the s-stomach.
**[01:55] Nukumizu**
Wha... B-But the chlorine...
**[01:57] Komari**
O-Once your nose adjusts
to the ch-chlorine smell...
**[02:01] Nukumizu**
"Adjusts"? Wait! You can't mean...
**[02:06] Komari**
...i-it covers up the smell of the bathroom.
**[02:12] Nukumizu**
Y-You eat lunch in the bathroom?!
**[02:14] Nukumizu**
I wish I'd never asked.
Just eat in the club room!
**[02:20] Tamaki**
Komari-chan. Nukumizu.
**[02:23] Tamaki**
What are you guys doing way out here?
**[02:27] Tamaki**
Oh, right. After school, I want you
both to come to the classroom.
**[02:31] Tamaki**
Koto has an important announcement.
**[02:34] Nukumizu**
Sure.
**[02:35] Tamaki**
Okay, see you later.
***SIGN*** Literature Club
**[04:21] Koto**
Ahem. I gathered you all
here today for one reason.
**[04:25] Koto**
I have decided that we shall
set sail on the open net.
***SIGN*** Absent Today
**[04:29] Koto**
We will submit our works to the
"Become a Literary Icon" site.
**[04:34] Nukumizu**
Why are we suddenly doing that?
**[04:36] Koto**
The student council got on my case
at the last club presidents' meeting.
**[04:40] Koto**
They asked why we list composition as an
activity when we haven't written anything.
**[04:44] Nukumizu**
Huh? This is the literature club,
but you haven't written anything?
**[04:48] Koto**
We say, "Write, write!"
and then don't write. That is our way.
***SIGN*** Literature Club
**[04:51] Koto**
If we published a zine, we'd have
to pay for paper and printing costs,
**[04:55] Koto**
and we have no distribution channels.
**[04:56] Nukumizu**
That makes sense. Publishing online
is much more practical for a club.
**[05:01] Koto**
So to that end...
**[05:03] Koto**
This weekend, the literature club
is holding a training camp!
**[05:07] Nukumizu**
What?
**[05:07] Koto**
There was an opening at the youth house
this weekend. I was able to get two rooms—
**[05:11] Nukumizu**
Hang on a minute!
The weekend's only two days away!
**[05:15] Koto**
Speed equals survival in
today's publishing business.
***SIGN*** Honestly, I want to hide in my room this weekend
**[05:21] Koto**
You don't get it, do you?
**[05:22] Koto**
Will you still say that
after hearing this one word?
**[05:28] Koto**
Canned.
**[05:30] Nukumizu**
* "Canned"? As in when an author is*
* confined to a hotel room to write?*
**[05:34] Komari**
Whoa!
**[05:35] Nukumizu**
*Huh? What's with that reaction?*
**[05:37] Koto**
Haven't you always wanted to?
Doesn't it get you pumped?
**[05:41] Komari**
Canned is cool!
***SIGN*** All Deadlines
Are Bad
**[05:43] Koto**
So I'd like each of you to come up
with a plot by this weekend.
**[05:47] Nukumizu**
Have you decided what
you're going to write, Senpai?
**[05:51] Koto**
I'm thinking of writing an
isekai reincarnation story.
**[05:54] Koto**
First, Mishima commits seppuku.
Then he gets reincarnated.
**[05:57] Koto**
Dazai tries to follow by drowning himself in
the Tamagawa Aqueduct. And that's the intro.
**[06:01] Koto**
But it's rated X, so I wouldn't be
able to show it to you... kids...
**[06:10] Shikiya**
Rated X?
**[06:14] Shikiya**
Ungood.
**[06:15] Koto**
Shikiya? How long have you been there?
**[06:18] Shikiya**
Tsukinoki-senpai,
a training camp requires...
**[06:23] Shikiya**
a proposal... submission.
**[06:27] Koto**
All right. I'll have the
president bring one tomorrow.
**[06:31] Nukumizu**
Who's that?
**[06:32] Komari**
Sh-Shikiya from the student council.
**[06:36] Shikiya**
The student council is...
always... watching you.
**[06:43] Koto**
Shikiya, isn't the council
going a little hard on us?
**[06:47] Shikiya**
No, we go after all the clubs.
**[06:52] Shikiya**
Costs. Cuts. Dissolution. Annihilation.
**[06:57] Nukumizu**
*What's wrong with this girl? At least blink!*
**[06:57] Shikiya**
Costs. Cuts. Dissolution. Annihilation.
**[07:01] Shikiya**
Costs...
***SIGN*** Tahara
City
***SIGN*** Facility
Introduction
***SIGN*** Ehima Outdoor Activity Center
**[07:03] Anna**
A training camp? That sounds like fun.
***SIGN*** A youth facility jointly operated by the cities of Tahara
and Toyohashi. Guests can enjoy outdoor activities, sports,
and camping in a wonderful environment with a panoramic
view of Mikawa Bay.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[07:06] Nukumizu**
I don't know about that. They said we'd
be "canned." It might not be much fun.
**[07:11] Anna**
There's even a beach nearby.
**[07:13] Anna**
I still have my swimsuit from
last year. I hope it's okay.
**[07:16] Nukumizu**
Huh? Wait a minute.
Are you planning to come, too?
**[07:20] Anna**
Yesterday, on the way home,
I ran into Sosuke's mom.
**[07:25] Anna**
We're childhood friends,
so our families are friendly, too.
**[07:29] Nukumizu**
*Another heavy story begins.*
**[07:31] Anna**
Sosuke's mom said, "I haven't seen you in
the mornings recently. Is everything okay?"
**[07:38] Anna**
And then, both families got the wrong idea
and thought Sosuke and I were fighting,
**[07:42] Anna**
so they're planning to throw a "make-up"
barbecue this weekend. As a surprise.
**[07:48] Anna**
So please, I'm begging you!
Take me to the ocean with you!
**[07:51] Nukumizu**
You don't need to go that far.
You could just go out for a bit instead.
**[07:55] Anna**
Are you mocking my father's
passion for barbecuing?
**[07:58] Anna**
He'll keep grilling for hours
and hours until I get home!
**[08:02] Nukumizu**
But you aren't even in the lit club—
**[08:03] Anna**
I'll join! I'll join right this minute!
***SIGN*** This is Yanami Anna
***SIGN*** Pleased to meet you
***SIGN*** Welcome to the lit club
***SIGN*** Glad to have you
***SIGN*** My fave canned foods are:
***SIGN*** crab
***SIGN*** and corned beef.
***SIGN*** My fave canned foods are:
***SIGN*** crab
***SIGN*** and corned beef.
***SIGN*** PM
**[08:13] Nukumizu**
* Is she gonna be okay?*
* Can she even write a novel?*
**[08:19] Nukumizu**
*Then again, it's my first time writing, too.*
**[08:23] Nukumizu**
*What are we gonna do?*
**[08:29] Komari**
N-Nukumizu! Wh-What are you doing here?
**[08:32] Nukumizu**
What are *you* doing here?
**[08:34] Komari**
I-Impolite!
**[08:36] Nukumizu**
You were impolite first.
**[08:39] Nukumizu**
But whatever. Adding "-san" is a pain, anyway.
**[08:41] Nukumizu**
Are you here to check out light novels, too?
***SIGN*** New Comics
**[08:44] Komari**
I-I don't know much about them,
so I thought I should study some.
**[08:47] Nukumizu**
You haven't decided what to write, have you?
**[08:50] Komari**
I've actually already started writing.
**[08:54] Nukumizu**
Huh? Really?
**[08:56] Komari**
M-More importantly, is Y-Yanami...
***SIGN*** Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
***SIGN*** Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
***SIGN*** Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
***SIGN*** Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
***SIGN*** Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
**[08:59] Komari**
Is Yanami joining the lit club, too?
**[09:03] Nukumizu**
Sounds like it. Is that a problem?
**[09:05] Komari**
Y-Yanami's cute. Yakishio's c-cute, too.
**[09:13] Nukumizu**
Well, you aren't ugly, either, Komari.
**[09:18] Nukumizu**
Wh-What?
**[09:22] Komari**
I mean...
**[09:30] Komari**
P-Pretty girls never join
the l-literature club.
**[09:35] Nukumizu**
* Hold it right there! You need to apologize*
* to all lit club girls everywhere!*
**[09:38] Nukumizu**
*Do it! Now!*
**[09:51] Kaju**
Big brother, are you on your way home?
**[09:54] Nukumizu**
Yeah. You sure are late today. Shopping?
**[09:57] Kaju**
Yes. We're having curry udon today.
**[10:00] Kaju**
Big brother, I actually won't be home
this weekend. Is that all right?
**[10:05] Nukumizu**
Huh? I don't really care.
**[10:07] Kaju**
You won't get lonely and
start crying or anything?
**[10:09] Nukumizu**
I'll be fine.
**[10:11] Nukumizu**
I'll be away this weekend, too. I have
an overnight training camp for my club.
**[10:15] Kaju**
Huh? Does that mean
you've finally made friends?
**[10:18] Nukumizu**
Well, they aren't exactly friends.
**[10:20] Owner**
Here you go, Kaju-chan.
**[10:21] Kaju**
Sir, can I also get some of your finest
red beans? I'm making red rice to celebrate.
**[10:25] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[10:26] Owner**
Did something good happen?
**[10:28] Kaju**
My brother just made his first friends ever!
**[10:31] Owner**
Oh! That *is* good news!
**[10:33] Owner**
Everyone in the shop owners' association
was worried about you!
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Authorized Retailer
**[10:37] Owner**
We thought about making you a checkpoint
in our shopping arcade stamp rally,
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Authorized Retailer
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Authorized Retailer
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Authorized Retailer
**[10:42] Owner**
but I guess you don't need that now.
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Authorized Retailer
**[10:44] Nukumizu**
*Please don't. No, seriously!*
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Authorized Retailer
**[10:53] Tamaki**
You sure did come through, Nukumizu.
**[10:56] Nukumizu**
Um, what do you mean?
**[10:58] Tamaki**
What else? Yanami and Yakishio. I didn't
expect you to bring cute girls like them.
**[11:03] Tamaki**
It's super rare to see our
female members in swimsuits.
**[11:07] Nukumizu**
What about during swim lessons?
**[11:10] Tamaki**
What are you saying? School swimsuits and
personal swimsuits are two different things!
**[11:15] Tamaki**
Listen. They're bound by the rules to
wear official school swimsuits in class.
**[11:19] Tamaki**
But when they wear personal swimsuits,
it's because they want to.
**[11:23] Tamaki**
Do you see the difference?
**[11:25] Nukumizu**
Please explain in more detail.
**[11:27] Tamaki**
Okay, okay.
**[11:29] Tamaki**
Normally, girls are too ashamed to
expose their shoulders and thighs.
**[11:34] Tamaki**
But with the beach as an excuse, they willingly
walk around in what is essentially underwear.
**[11:40] Tamaki**
Basically, you're allowed to stare.
**[11:43] Tamaki**
No, if you *don't* stare,
it could be considered rude!
**[11:46] Tamaki**
Do you see what I mean?
**[11:50] Nukumizu**
I see.
**[11:51] Nukumizu**
It's the magic of summer,
in a manner of speaking.
**[11:56] Koto**
What the heck are you guys talking about?
**[11:58] Anna**
Oh, a parasol!
And they even have beach chairs.
**[12:02] Anna**
Thanks, Nukumizu-kun.
**[12:05] Nukumizu**
S-Sure.
**[12:06] Lemon**
Yana-chan, do you have sunscreen?
**[12:08] Anna**
Yeah, I do. Hold on a sec.
**[12:11] Lemon**
I forgot it last time, and it was terrible.
**[12:14] Komari**
Nukumizu, y-you're looking super pervy.
**[12:17] Tamaki**
So, Koto, no bikini?
**[12:19] Koto**
Okay, stop talking and let's hit the water.
**[12:23] Anna**
Oh, I'm coming, too!
**[12:24] Lemon**
Wait up! I'll come with you!
**[12:31] Nukumizu**
Aren't you going in?
**[12:32] Komari**
I-I'm good right here.
**[12:35] Tamaki**
Here I come!
**[12:37] Nukumizu**
This is your big chance.
Why not spend time with the president?
**[12:40] Komari**
Th-That's none of your business.
H-Hurry up and go in yourself, N-Nukumizu.
**[13:03] Anna**
Hey, welcome back!
**[13:05] Lemon**
I have returned! It felt so good!
The ocean sure is nice.
**[13:07] Koto**
Man, did I let loose!
**[13:09] Tamaki**
You guys thirsty at all?
**[13:11] Koto**
Oh, grab me a cola.
**[13:12] Lemon**
Were you reading this whole time?
**[13:13] Anna**
I'd like some water.
**[13:15] Koto**
Whoa. Yakishio-san, do you have a six-pack?
**[13:16] Nukumizu**
* I will never forget this day*
* for the rest of my life.*
**[13:20] Nukumizu**
* The fact that in my youth, I've enjoyed*
* one day at the beach with girls in swimsuits*
**[13:25] Nukumizu**
* should sustain me for*
* the rest of my lonely life.*
**[13:28] Anna**
Hey, guys. What should we have for lunch?
**[13:30] Koto**
Wanna buy something and eat it here?
**[13:33] Anna**
How about yakisoba?
**[13:35] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, aren't you
eating yakisoba right now?
**[13:38] Anna**
I took a chance on a place that
wasn't busy, and it was a mistake.
**[13:42] Anna**
My intuition's telling me that the shop
way down at the end is the one!
**[13:46] Nukumizu**
*You're gonna eat another serving?*
**[13:48] Lemon**
I'll go buy some, then.
**[13:49] Tamaki**
Okay, thanks. Nukumizu, go with her.
**[13:53] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, sure.
**[14:05] Nukumizu**
Hey, Yakishio-san.
**[14:07] Lemon**
Hmm?
**[14:07] Nukumizu**
Did you get home okay from
the restaurant the other day?
**[14:11] Lemon**
Wait, are you worried about me?
**[14:14] Nukumizu**
Well, I was just wondering if what I did
made you even more depressed.
**[14:21] Lemon**
You know, he can be really dense,
except when it comes to his girlfriend.
**[14:27] Lemon**
I've been hanging with him for years,
but he never saw me as a girl like that.
**[14:40] Nukumizu**
Yakishio-san, I, well...
**[14:46] Nukumizu**
Let's just have fun today.
**[14:52] Lemon**
You're right. Thanks.
**[15:01] Nukumizu**
What?
**[15:01] Lemon**
Okay, we're gonna run!
**[15:03] Nukumizu**
Hey! Wait! Hold—
**[15:07] Lemon**
Ow, ow, ow.
**[15:11] Lemon**
Nuk-kun, are you okay?
**[15:18] Lemon**
Nuk-kun, what are you doing?
**[15:20] Nukumizu**
Yeah, yeah. It's 'cause you
took off running, Yakishio-san.
**[15:24] Lemon**
Sorry about that. But hey, don't
be so formal. Just use my name.
**[15:29] Lemon**
Here.
**[15:36] Nukumizu**
What's the matter?
**[15:40] Lemon**
You know, sometimes,
girls just want to be spoiled a little.
**[15:43] Nukumizu**
Is that how it is?
**[15:47] Lemon**
Yana-chan was right.
**[15:49] Lemon**
You really are like that.
**[15:56] Nukumizu**
This is great!
**[16:02] Nukumizu**
Komari, don't you want any?
**[16:04] Komari**
The p-president is reading my novel.
**[16:09] Tamaki**
It's interesting. I think you write
really well. And it's a great title.
**[16:13] Komari**
D-Do you mean it?
**[16:15] Tamaki**
But you could add a subtitle to
introduce the story a little better.
**[16:19] Komari**
H-How would I add a subtitle?
**[16:22] Tamaki**
Well, let's see. If the title was
"The Literature Club Goes to the Beach,"
**[16:27] Tamaki**
then maybe, "But We Didn't Realize It Was
an Enforced Nudist Beach," for example!
**[16:32] Tamaki**
Or "Is it True You Get More Points
the More You Strip?" for example!
**[16:36] Tamaki**
And then your view count
will go through the roof—
**[16:37] Koto**
That's enough out of you, Shintaro!
**[16:40] Tamaki**
You, too, Koto? It's not like
I was telling you to strip or any—
**[16:43] Koto**
I said that's enough.
**[16:46] Tamaki**
Hey! Please stop!
**[16:48] Lemon**
Hey, are they holding some
kind of event over there?
**[16:51] Lemon**
Let's check it out! C'mon, Komari-chan,
let's go. You've been sitting all day.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 59 -1 b 55 -6 50 -11 43 -14 b 36 -17 26 -17 17 -14 b 13 -13 5 -8 -1 0
***SIGN*** Hitani
Sea Park
**[16:56] Komari**
Huh? N-No, I'm fine.
**[16:58] Anna**
I wonder if they have food stands.
**[17:04] Nukumizu**
Oh, wow. So this is her thing.
**[17:06] Tamaki**
Right? Don't you think
Komari-chan's novel is well-written?
**[17:10] Nukumizu**
Yes, I agree.
**[17:12] Nukumizu**
By the way, what sorts
of things do you write?
**[17:14] Tamaki**
Me?
**[17:16] Tamaki**
Well, there's this one I've had running
on Lit Icon for about three years now.
***SIGN*** The Slave Girl I Picked Up Was
Actually an S-Rank Adventurer,
so I Decided to Become a Freeloader
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I thought I was dead when I took a tumble down
my apartment staircase and got hit by a kei truck,
but I woke up reincarnated in another world.
I was no longer in the big city, with its hectic
morning commutes, and was now in a great forest.
With no idea which way to go, I wandered through
the forest until I stumbled upon a girl being attacked
by a monster. This chance meeting changed the course
of my life completely.
***SIGN*** Chapter 1
***SIGN*** A Sudden Beginning
***SIGN*** Chapter 2
***SIGN*** Absolute Destiny Apocalist
***SIGN*** Light Novels in an App
**[17:20] Nukumizu**
Hey, I know this one. I mean, I'm reading it!
**[17:23] Tamaki**
Seriously? I've never met one
of my readers in the flesh before.
**[17:27] Nukumizu**
I had no idea you were *the* Tarosuke-sensei,
whose stories have amassed over 20,000 points.
**[17:32] Nukumizu**
Are you gonna publish it as a book?
**[17:34] Tamaki**
It's nowhere near long enough for that.
**[17:36] Lemon**
Hey!
**[17:38] Lemon**
Oof.
***SIGN*** Giant
Fire
***SIGN*** Sunrise
Shower
***SIGN*** Hana-
masa
***SIGN*** Endless Summer
***SIGN*** Endless Summer
***SIGN*** Huge Volume
***SIGN*** Huge Volume
**[17:39] Lemon**
Here. Present for you.
**[17:41] Nukumizu**
Huh? Where'd you get all this?
**[17:43] Anna**
Lemon-chan jumped into the beach
flag contest and won this as a prize.
**[17:48] Komari**
Y-You were amazing.
**[17:49] Lemon**
Ah, please continue.
**[17:52] Koto**
Guys, we should change
and head back to the lodge.
**[17:55] all**
Okay.
**[17:57] Lemon**
Wait, Komari-chan, you haven't
gone in the water yet, have you?
**[18:00] Komari**
Oh, uh, well...
**[18:05] Lemon**
We'll be right back!
**[18:06] Anna**
Have fun!
**[18:06] Tamaki**
Don't go too crazy!
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[18:19] Tamaki**
Koto, does that one look ready?
**[18:19] Lemon**
Food tastes so much better outside!
**[18:21] Koto**
No, it's still way too soon.
**[18:22] Komari**
I haven't had b-beef in a while.
**[18:24] Tamaki**
You sure?
**[18:24] Lemon**
How was it, Komari-chan?
Didn't the water feel great?
**[18:25] Koto**
Oh, but this one's done. Here.
**[18:27] Komari**
I-It was salty.
**[18:28] Tamaki**
Thanks.
**[18:29] Lemon**
I know, right? It feels so good!
**[18:31] Nukumizu**
*I knew it. They're all the type...*
**[18:37] Nukumizu**
*to eat it rare without a second thought!*
**[18:42] Nukumizu**
* But I can't just stand here*
* waiting for time to run out.*
**[18:46] Nukumizu**
*I'm going to have to eat it raw!*
**[18:50] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, we just put those on.
Let's wait for them to cook a bit.
**[18:55] Komari**
Y-You're a real glutton, aren't you?
**[18:58] Koto**
Here. If you're hungry, eat this.
**[19:01] Nukumizu**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[19:04] Koto**
Someone at a nearby spot
just shared these with us.
**[19:07] Koto**
A middle schooler, maybe?
She was so cute.
**[19:10] Nukumizu**
*Red rice?*
**[19:19] Koto**
Immobulus! Expulso!
**[19:23] Nukumizu**
* I'll use the last of the coals to raise*
* this one right. I'll name her Setsuko.*
**[19:28] Nukumizu**
Don't you like fireworks, Yanami-san?
**[19:30] Anna**
I wanted dessert first.
**[19:32] Nukumizu**
Gonna toast marshmallows?
**[19:33] Anna**
Ta-da! Mixed organ meats!
**[19:36] Nukumizu**
Would ya look at that?
**[19:39] Koto**
What are you a-doin'?
**[19:41] Tamaki**
What's up?
**[19:43] Koto**
Uh, well, look...
**[19:47] Koto**
These are too big to do alone.
I'll do them with you.
**[19:51] Tamaki**
Oh, come on. I can handle this much myself.
**[19:53] Nukumizu**
* Look at those two.*
* I wish they'd hurry up and get married.*
**[19:58] Tamaki**
Oh, that's pretty.
**[20:00] Koto**
Watch out, watch out!
**[20:01] Tamaki**
Hey, be careful!
**[20:01] Anna**
Oh, there's one left. I'll have that.
**[20:04] Nukumizu**
Ah! Setsuko!
**[20:06] Anna**
Huh? "Setsuko"?
**[20:08] Nukumizu**
No, uh, I mean...
**[20:09] Anna**
Hey, if you want it, just say so.
**[20:14] Anna**
Here. Aah.
**[20:24] Anna**
It's good, right?
**[20:26] Nukumizu**
Mm-hmm.
**[20:29] Anna**
So how much is that worth?
**[20:31] Nukumizu**
Huh? Uh, um... 700?
**[20:37] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[20:37] Anna**
I'm just teasing.
**[20:48] Nukumizu**
Idiot! Watch out!
**[20:55] Tamaki**
Komari-chan, are you hurt at all?
**[20:58] Komari**
I-I'm okay.
**[21:06] Komari**
President, your hand...
**[21:07] Tamaki**
Don't worry about me. What would've
happened if you'd injured your face?
**[21:11] Komari**
I-It doesn't really matter
if my face gets hurt.
**[21:14] Tamaki**
Don't be stupid. Of course it matters.
**[21:16] Komari**
Nobody looks at my face or anything, anyway.
**[21:20] Tamaki**
Well, you do, right?
**[21:23] Tamaki**
Do you really want to relive a bad memory
every day when you look in the mirror?
**[21:29] Tamaki**
I wouldn't want that to happen.
**[21:31] Komari**
P-President...
**[21:35] Tamaki**
So don't say stuff like that.
You gotta take care of yourself. Okay?
**[21:57] Komari**
President Tamaki...
**[22:01] Komari**
I like you!
**[22:03] Anna**
Here.
**[22:09] Tamaki**
Komari-chan?
**[22:10] Komari**
P-President...
**[22:13] Komari**
I-I've always liked you.
**[22:17] Komari**
You actually pay attention to me.
**[22:21] Komari**
It makes me so happy.
**[22:22] Komari**
I like you. So please...
**[22:30] Komari**
Please go out with me!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Losing the Battle Before It Is Ever Fought
# E4 - When You Stare into a Losing Heroine, the Losing Heroine Stares Back into You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ0Q1D/when-you-stare-into-a-losing-heroine-the-losing-heroine-stares-back-into-you)
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**[00:01] Komari**
Please go out with me!
**[00:11] Tamaki**
Well, um... this is all kind of sudden for me.
**[00:16] Tamaki**
Can you give me some time to think?
**[00:28] Koto**
Why didn't you just turn her down?
**[00:30] Tamaki**
This is between me and Komari-chan.
It isn't up to you.
**[00:35] Koto**
Oh, sure. We've never been more
than childhood friends, anyway.
**[00:47] Koto**
Nothing but childhood friends, right?!
**[00:54] Nukumizu**
* I just want to forget all this*
* and light some black snakes.*
**[02:28] Nukumizu**
* From what the president said,*
* it sounds like Komari might have a chance.*
**[02:34] Nukumizu**
* I never thought Tsukinoki-senpai*
* might end up as a losing heroine.*
**[02:37] Nukumizu**
Whoa!
**[02:39] Nukumizu**
Were you in here this whole time?
**[02:41] Tamaki**
I can't decide which one to go after.
**[02:44] Tamaki**
Nukumizu...
**[02:46] Tamaki**
Can I ask your advice?
**[02:49] Nukumizu**
*I don't believe this guy.*
**[02:51] Nukumizu**
* That's basically like asking a worm*
* how to defeat a goldfish!*
**[02:57] Tamaki**
I confessed to Koto once,
but she turned me down.
**[03:01] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[03:01] Nukumizu**
Are you serious? This must've been
when you were, like, four or five, right?
**[03:06] Tamaki**
Why do you say that?
It was last Christmas.
**[03:09] Nukumizu**
*That's kind of recent.*
**[03:11] Tamaki**
Why did she act like that after
she'd already turned me down?
**[03:15] Tamaki**
It doesn't make any sense.
**[03:18] Nukumizu**
Judging by how she reacted,
there might be some misunderstanding.
**[03:23] Nukumizu**
First of all, you should go back
and have a good talk with her.
**[03:27] Tamaki**
Are you...
**[03:28] Tamaki**
Are you actually really
experienced in love?
**[03:31] Nukumizu**
*Why would you think that?*
**[03:38] Nukumizu**
*Try swallowing first.*
**[03:40] Anna**
Tsukinoki-senpai took her things and left!
**[03:44] Nukumizu**
Where's she gonna go this late?
**[03:46] Anna**
I have no idea.
**[03:58] Tamaki**
Koto.
**[04:04] Tamaki**
I thought you turned me down
when I asked you out last Christmas.
**[04:08] Koto**
Huh? Turned you down? Me?
**[04:12] Tamaki**
You know. By that tree at the station.
You said, "Yeah, in your dreams."
**[04:17] Koto**
I think you said, "If you can't find someone to
marry you, I guess I could fill in, so don't worry."
**[04:22] Koto**
Is that when?
**[04:23] Nukumizu**
* That's what the president meant by a*
* "confession"? That's worse than I imagined!*
**[04:28] Koto**
On Christmas? Is that how you ask
someone out on Christmas? In high school?
**[04:33] Koto**
Are you completely brain dead?!
**[04:37] Koto**
I've been waiting...
**[04:41] Koto**
All this time, I've been waiting for you.
**[04:45] Koto**
Waiting and waiting.
**[04:47] Tamaki**
Koto, I'm sorry.
**[04:51] Nukumizu**
Let's go, Yanami-san.
**[04:53] Anna**
Huh? But it's just starting to get good.
**[04:57] Anna**
Hey. Nukumizu-kun?
**[05:02] Anna**
Could you—
**[05:03] Nukumizu**
We gotta go.
**[05:04] Anna**
Um...
**[05:05] Nukumizu**
We need to give them some space.
**[05:11] Nukumizu**
Huh? What is it?
**[05:14] Anna**
I mean, uh, my hand?
**[05:16] Anna**
Are you ever gonna let go of it?
**[05:20] Nukumizu**
O-Oh, sorry! I-I-I didn't mean anything by it.
**[05:23] Nukumizu**
I'm really sorry.
**[05:24] Anna**
You don't need to apologize *that* much.
**[05:31] Anna**
What's this, Nukumizu-kun?
Do you have something to confess to me?
**[05:34] Nukumizu**
N-No, I don't.
**[05:36] Anna**
Fine with me. Go right ahead.
I'll turn you down, though.
**[05:41] Nukumizu**
I just said I don't!
**[05:46] Lemon**
Oh? Nuk-kun, what are you doing out here?
**[05:49] Nukumizu**
What are *you* doing, Yakishio?
**[05:51] Lemon**
Looking for stag beetles.
**[05:53] Lemon**
I want to give one to
Komari-chan to cheer her up.
**[05:56] Nukumizu**
* What makes you think a*
* beetle will cheer her up?*
**[05:59] Lemon**
Check this one out. It's huge!
**[06:01] Lemon**
It's in your hands now, Nuk-kun.
**[06:07] Komari**
I-I just talked to the president.
**[06:12] Komari**
H-He said no. Formally turned me down.
**[06:16] Nukumizu**
He did, huh? He actually
gave you a straight answer?
**[06:23] Komari**
N-Nukumizu, I bet you would've
chickened out and made me wait.
**[06:27] Nukumizu**
How did you guess?
**[06:29] Komari**
Y-You really are a jerk.
**[06:34] Komari**
The president actually thought about it.
**[06:38] Komari**
He seriously considered
g-going out with me.
**[06:46] Komari**
For just a second,
I had Tsukinoki-senpai beat.
**[06:53] Komari**
I'm gonna cry. C-Can you leave me alone?
**[06:58] Komari**
Please?
**[07:06] Nukumizu**
* Until recently, I'd never*
* even talked to these people.*
**[07:10] Nukumizu**
* Now that we're here together,*
* I'm getting caught up in all their drama.*
**[07:15] Nukumizu**
*What's gonna happen after camp ends?*
**[07:21] Nukumizu**
Maybe I'll try writing something.
***SIGN*** Become a
Literary Icon
**[07:26] Tamaki**
All right, I'm submitting the first parts.
**[07:29] Tamaki**
Komari-chan, is yours good like this?
**[07:31] Komari**
Yes, with that title.
I don't want to split it up.
**[07:36] Komari**
I want people to read part one like this.
**[07:39] Tamaki**
Good idea. That way, people
can see the quality of your writing.
**[07:46] Tamaki**
Okay, upload complete.
**[07:48] Komari**
P-President, I don't really know
how to use the Lit Icon site,
**[07:55] Komari**
so I hope you'll keep showing me how.
**[07:57] Tamaki**
Sure. No problem.
**[08:05] Komari**
S-Senpai, I-I just uploaded my story,
so please take a look.
**[08:13] Koto**
Sure. I'll leave a comment.
**[08:17] Komari**
U-Um...
**[08:19] Komari**
And please keep coming to the club.
I-It'd be lonely without you.
**[08:29] Koto**
What? Oh, gosh. Sorry, I don't mean to... Huh?
**[08:35] Komari**
S-Senpai, you d-don't have
to worry about me. So...
**[08:42] Komari**
Please don't cry. It's okay.
**[08:45] Koto**
Thanks.
**[08:55] Anna's friend A**
Hey, did you see that yesterday?
**[08:57] Anna's friend B**
I did, I did!
**[08:58] Lemon**
Good morning, Nuk-kun!
**[09:01] Nukumizu**
Oh. Good morning.
**[09:02] Lemon**
I have a draft for the literature club.
**[09:05] Nukumizu**
What is this? A picture diary?
**[09:07] Lemon**
Yeah. Think you could upload
it to that site for me?
**[09:11] Nukumizu**
*Wait, is that supposed to be me?*
**[09:14] Lemon**
Did you upload yours, Nuk-kun?
**[09:16] Nukumizu**
Uh, yeah. Just the beginning, though.
**[09:21] Lemon**
Oh, hey, you've already got comments!
**[09:24] Lemon**
Anyway, please upload mine
when you get a chance.
**[09:28] Nukumizu**
Uh, sure.
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High School. I sneaked up on her to make fun of her, but she teased me first.
**[09:46] Girl A**
Did you hear? Yanami's been
hanging around a new guy recently.
**[09:50] Girl B**
Seriously?
**[09:51] Girl C**
Who?
**[09:52] Girl A**
You know, that guy from our class. Um...
**[09:56] Girl A**
Nukumizu?
**[09:58] Girl C**
Oh, the name rings a bell.
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Announcements
**[10:00] Girl B**
But Yanami's pretty popular, right?
**[10:03] Girl B**
Isn't she out of his league?
**[10:05] Girl A**
For sure.
**[10:06] Girl A**
Yanami's got bad taste.
**[10:09] Girl C**
Yeah.
**[10:10] Girl C**
I don't even know what he looks like, though.
**[10:14] Girl B**
So what are they to each other, anyway?
**[10:17] Girl A**
Who knows?
**[10:18] Girl C**
I guess I don't really get Yanami, either.
**[10:21] Girl A**
No kidding.
**[10:32] Friend**
Let's go.
**[10:45] Anna**
That was pretty rude, Nukumizu-kun.
**[10:48] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[10:49] Anna**
You totally ignored me.
**[10:50] Nukumizu**
Well, I wasn't trying to.
**[10:53] Anna**
Huh. I guess that's okay, then.
**[10:56] Nukumizu**
Cucumber and, uh, what's this? Moromi miso?
**[10:59] Anna**
Yeah. What's it worth to you?
**[11:08] Anna**
What's the matter?
**[11:17] Nukumizu**
It's worth 2,867 yen.
**[11:19] Anna**
Oh! That's a new record...
**[11:22] Anna**
Wait. Isn't that about the same
as the remaining balance?
**[11:28] Nukumizu**
It feels like I've been taking advantage
of you this whole time, Yanami-san.
**[11:32] Nukumizu**
I don't think that's right.
The bentos were really good, though.
**[11:37] Nukumizu**
Thanks for everything.
**[11:44] Anna**
This did all start because I didn't have
enough money, but I'm enjoying it now.
**[11:49] Anna**
I don't want to call it off just like that.
**[11:53] Nukumizu**
People have been spreading rumors
about us eating lunch together.
**[11:58] Nukumizu**
You don't want that, do you?
People thinking that we might be—
**[12:01] Anna**
Listen. I don't know
where you're going with this.
**[12:05] Anna**
Did I do something to hurt your feelings?
**[12:08] Nukumizu**
No!
**[12:11] Nukumizu**
No, you didn't.
**[12:14] Nukumizu**
But I just don't like it.
**[12:17] Nukumizu**
I don't want people spreading
rumors like that about us.
**[12:24] Anna**
Okay, fine.
**[12:28] Anna**
That's fine with me.
I won't talk to you anymore.
**[12:32] Anna**
Thanks for everything.
It was kind of fun. Bye.
**[12:49] Lemon**
You seem sorta out of it.
**[12:51] Nukumizu**
No need to worry. I'm always out of it.
**[12:56] Lemon**
Oh? Or maybe you have someone on your mind?
**[13:01] Lemon**
Not that it's any of my business.
**[13:03] Lemon**
But you'll regret it if you don't go talk to her.
**[13:08] Lemon**
Just some friendly advice from your senpai.
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
**[13:26] Nukumizu**
So you were here.
**[13:28] Anna**
I just came to return a book.
**[13:32] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, got a minute?
**[13:34] Anna**
What is it? My friends are waiting
for me, so keep it short.
**[13:40] Nukumizu**
After eating lunch together
for all this time,
**[13:44] Nukumizu**
I think I actually started
looking forward to it.
**[13:48] Nukumizu**
So...
**[13:49] Anna**
So?
**[13:52] Nukumizu**
I had fun, too. I just wanted you to know.
**[13:57] Anna**
Oh. Okay. Well, I'm going now.
**[14:12] Nukumizu**
Komari?
**[14:15] Komari**
Yanami d-dumped you, huh?
**[14:19] Komari**
I-I just came here to s-say,
"Serves you right."
**[14:24] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san and I weren't like that, though.
**[14:27] Komari**
You th-thought you could be happy
while we suffered. Y-You've got some nerve.
**[14:37] Nukumizu**
*Dumped, huh?*
**[14:40] Nukumizu**
* I guess from the outside, it might have*
* looked like we were in a relationship.*
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**[14:44] Nukumizu**
*But it wasn't like that at all. It was...*
**[14:47] Girl A**
Hey, are you ready?
**[14:49] Girl B**
We're coming!
**[14:49] Nukumizu**
*What actually was it, anyway?*
**[14:49] Girl C**
Wait up!
**[14:53] Sosuke**
Nukumizu.
**[14:55] Nukumizu**
Hakamada.
**[14:57] Sosuke**
I've been looking for you.
**[14:59] Sosuke**
Yo.
**[15:05] Nukumizu**
*I've got a bad feeling about this.*
**[15:08] Nukumizu**
*I know how this goes.*
**[15:14] Sosuke**
What's the wallet for?
**[15:16] Nukumizu**
*I was wrong. I misread the situation.*
**[15:18] Sosuke**
You always were a joker, Nukumizu.
**[15:21] Sosuke**
You've been seeing Anna recently, right?
**[15:24] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[15:25] Sosuke**
A couple was spotted fooling
around by the old building.
**[15:28] Sosuke**
Everyone's talking about it.
**[15:30] Nukumizu**
No, it's not like that!
**[15:31] Sosuke**
That makes me so happy, man.
**[15:33] Nukumizu**
No, listen...
**[15:34] Sosuke**
If Anna has a guy she likes now,
I want to give her my support.
**[15:38] Sosuke**
So please take good care of her—
**[15:40] Nukumizu**
You've got it all wrong!
**[15:44] Nukumizu**
You know Yanami-san always
liked you, right, Hakamada?
**[15:49] Sosuke**
Well, I guess...
**[15:50] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san and I aren't like that at all!
**[15:52] Nukumizu**
She's still totally into you!
**[15:56] Anna**
Now, what are we all talking about, I wonder?
**[15:59] Sosuke**
Anna?
**[16:01] Anna**
Komari-chan messaged me saying Nukumizu-kun
was getting bullied by some stud.
**[16:06] Sosuke**
Sorry, Anna. I just really hoped
you'd find someone new.
**[16:14] Anna**
Would you cut that out?
**[16:17] Sosuke**
I just want you to be happy.
**[16:19] Anna**
Stop.
**[16:20] Sosuke**
I know there are way better
guys than me out there.
**[16:23] Anna**
I said stop!
**[16:24] Sosuke**
Anna!
**[16:26] Nukumizu**
Would you just stop?!
**[16:28] Nukumizu**
Listen, Hakamada.
I don't care that you turned her down.
**[16:31] Nukumizu**
Pick up and dump all the girls
you want. I don't care.
**[16:34] Nukumizu**
But you can't tell Yanami-san
how she's supposed to feel.
**[16:40] Nukumizu**
If you do, she's gonna forget about how much
she used to like you. Don't you get that?
**[16:45] Nukumizu**
You want her to be happy?
To find someone new?
**[16:49] Nukumizu**
You're the one who turned her down!
**[16:51] Nukumizu**
You're the last person
who should be saying that!
**[16:57] Sosuke**
Hey! You okay?
**[17:01] Sosuke**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[17:05] Nukumizu**
Okay. Sorry I got so pushy there.
**[17:10] Anna**
"Turned her down"? "Turned her down"?! Shut up!
**[17:13] Anna**
Why are you pretending
like this is some happy ending?!
**[17:19] Anna**
Sosuke!
**[17:21] Anna**
I always liked you, Sosuke.
**[17:23] Anna**
And I still like you! I'm not over you at all!
**[17:26] Sosuke**
Anna, I'm sorry—
**[17:27] Anna**
No! Don't apologize!
**[17:29] Anna**
Whoever I fall for next
is none of your business.
**[17:33] Anna**
Because I still really, really like you.
**[17:36] Anna**
So go and be happy with Himemiya Karen.
Go and be happy without me!
**[17:43] Anna**
I'm gonna keep liking you if I want.
I'll find someone else when I'm ready!
**[17:54] Nukumizu**
Hey! Ow!
**[18:00] Nukumizu**
Uh, and I'm getting beaten up because...
**[18:02] Anna**
There's no reason!
**[18:04] Anna**
You should both feel bad. Sosuke,
you need to say sorry to Nukumizu-kun.
**[18:08] Sosuke**
O-Oh, right.
**[18:10] Sosuke**
My bad, Nukumizu.
I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
**[18:14] Nukumizu**
No, no, it's okay.
**[18:16] Anna**
You, too, Nukumizu-kun.
**[18:19] Anna**
You need to say sorry to me.
**[18:24] Anna**
Well?
**[18:29] Nukumizu**
I'm sorry. I'll try to be
more considerate next time.
**[18:34] Anna**
Good. I forgive you.
**[18:42] Anna**
How are conversations like this
supposed to end, anyway?
**[18:48] Nukumizu**
That's a good question.
**[18:53] Amanatsu**
Did everyone get their report cards?
***SIGN*** Summer
vacation is:
***SIGN*** Byzantine!!
**[18:56] Amanatsu**
All right, then, ya dorks!
Summer vacation is on!
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**[19:19] Komari**
N-Nukumizu.
**[19:21] Komari**
Did that guy take your money yesterday?
**[19:24] Nukumizu**
Of course not.
**[19:26] Komari**
Th-Then...
**[19:28] Komari**
Did he take *you*?!
**[19:31] Nukumizu**
*Don't get so hot and bothered!*
**[19:32] Lemon**
Hey, Yana-chan, this is bad!
They're totally getting in the mood.
**[19:36] Anna**
I don't know for sure, but I kinda doubt it.
This is Nukumizu-kun, after all.
**[19:43] Anna**
Oh? Did we actually interrupt something?
**[19:46] Nukumizu**
D-Don't be stupid.
**[19:48] Lemon**
Is the lit club doing
anything during vacation?
**[19:51] Nukumizu**
Um, Tsukinoki-senpai did say she
wanted to do something together.
**[19:55] Lemon**
Awesome! It's summer, so let's go hunt beetles!
**[19:59] Anna**
The training camp was fun, wasn't it?
**[20:01] Nukumizu**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[20:05] Anna**
Hmm? What is it?
**[20:07] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, well...
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
I'll tell you later.
**[20:13] Komari**
U-Um...
**[20:15] Komari**
I-I'm thinking about maybe
starting running or s-something.
**[20:20] Komari**
W-Will you teach me good form and stuff—
**[20:22] Lemon**
I've got you! Let's train to run the
100-meter in under 12 seconds together!
**[20:25] Komari**
N-Nukumizu!
**[20:28] Komari**
Y-You owe me one! W-Wait up...
**[20:32] Anna**
Kinda weird, isn't it?
**[20:36] Anna**
I mean, I never really crossed paths
with you or Komari-chan before.
**[20:41] Anna**
And I didn't really know what the lit club
did until we went camping together.
**[20:46] Anna**
But when I tried writing, I really enjoyed it.
**[20:50] Anna**
And I liked the books
Komari-chan recommended.
**[20:54] Anna**
I think books are great.
**[21:05] Anna**
What's the matter?
**[21:07] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, we need to talk.
**[21:10] Anna**
Huh? We do?
**[21:12] Nukumizu**
Yeah. About something really important.
**[21:19] Anna**
Now wait just a second!
**[21:21] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, you should probably think
this through carefully one more time.
**[21:25] Nukumizu**
I've thought about it enough.
If I don't say it right now, I know I'll regret it.
**[21:31] Anna**
U-Um, okay.
**[21:37] Anna**
I'll just listen, then.
**[21:42] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, will you...
**[21:46] Anna**
Y-Yes?
**[21:49] Nukumizu**
...please become friends with me?
**[21:49] Anna**
Sorry! I think of you as a friend!
**[21:56] Anna**
Become friends?
**[21:58] Nukumizu**
Yeah.
**[22:04] Anna**
That's all you meant?
**[22:08] Nukumizu**
Hold on a sec.
**[22:09] Nukumizu**
I didn't even ask you out and
you already turned me down?!
**[22:11] Anna**
Well, yeah, I guess you could say I did.
**[22:16] Anna**
Welcome to the land of the dumped.
**[22:18] Nukumizu**
I wasn't dumped! I didn't ask you out!
**[22:21] Nukumizu**
If I was going to ask you out, first we'd
have to be friends for two or three years,
**[22:25] Nukumizu**
then once we'd confirmed our feelings
for each other, we could, um...
**[22:28] Anna**
Does that mean you're going to propose
to me in three years, Nukumizu-kun?
**[22:32] Anna**
Should I save you the trouble and say "no" now?
**[22:34] Nukumizu**
No, I'm not! I mean, that's different!
**[22:36] Anna**
We're just friends anyway, aren't we?
**[22:39] Nukumizu**
Huh? Are we?
**[22:42] Anna**
What else would we be?
**[22:46] Anna**
That's what I'm talking about, Nukumizu-kun.
**[22:49] Nukumizu**
What is what you're
talking about, Yanami-san?
**[22:57] Nukumizu**
Thanks, Yanami-san.
**[22:59] Anna**
You're very welcome.
**[23:01] Anna**
Nice to befriend you, fellow dumpee.
**[23:14] Nukumizu**
I still haven't been dumped, though.
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** When You Stare into a Losing Heroine,
the Losing Heroine Stares Back into You
# E5 - Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU821Q8/asagumo-chihaya-is-led-astray)
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**[00:12] Nukumizu**
* "Anyone Who Says I'm Flat-Chested*
* Needs to Step in a Pile of Dog Poop."*
**[00:16] Nukumizu**
*I've waited so long for this to come out.*
**[00:18] Nukumizu**
*Summer vacation's almost over,*
**[00:20] Nukumizu**
* so I wanna get home and enjoy what's left*
* of it reading in an air-conditioned room.*
**[01:58] Kaju**
Welcome home, big brother!
We have a situation!
**[02:01] Nukumizu**
What's wrong, Kaju? Why are you so upset?
**[02:03] Kaju**
It's an emergency! We need to
schedule an interview immediately!
**[02:07] Kaju**
O-Or should we just conduct one right now?
**[02:10] Nukumizu**
All right. Take a deep breath.
**[02:12] Nukumizu**
Once you've calmed down,
tell me what happened.
**[02:15] Kaju**
Okay! I have calmed down!
**[02:16] Kaju**
She showed up without warning
while I was preparing lunch!
**[02:19] Kaju**
Oh! Lunch today is
leftover curry from yesterday!
**[02:22] Nukumizu**
*Yeah, she hasn't calmed down at all.*
**[02:25] Nukumizu**
Well, at least I know what's for... lunch...
**[02:31] Nukumizu**
It can't be.
**[02:35] Anna**
Oh, Nukumizu-kun! Long time no see!
**[02:37] Anna**
This curry is so good. Don't they say
curry tastes better on the second day?
**[02:42] Nukumizu**
Um, Yanami-san, why are you
in my house eating curry?
**[02:46] Nukumizu**
*Don't talk with your mouth full!*
**[02:49] Anna**
Well, I've been visiting all my friends
to give them somen noodles.
***SIGN*** Grandmother's
Threads
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Threads
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**[02:55] Nukumizu**
Why do you have so much somen?
**[02:58] Anna**
Dad's salary was paid in somen this month.
**[03:04] Nukumizu**
His salary? What's going on?
**[03:07] Anna**
Some stuff happened, and he
got all of his July pay in somen.
**[03:12] Anna**
So we have tons of somen at home.
Like, a street value of 300,000 yen.
**[03:16] Nukumizu**
"Somen" isn't some codeword, is it?
Is this stuff legal?
***SIGN*** Grandmother's
Threads
**[03:19] Anna**
Of course it is! What kind of family
do you think I'm from, exactly?
**[03:24] Anna**
And I've eaten it. A lifetime's worth.
**[03:27] Nukumizu**
*I don't really get it, but I think I got it.*
**[03:30] Nukumizu**
Want some more curry?
**[03:31] Anna**
That was my third plate. I'm good now.
**[03:33] Nukumizu**
*You weren't on your second?*
**[03:40] Kaju**
Um, Yanami-san. Would you mind
if I asked you a few things?
***SIGN*** Start Recording
***SIGN*** Recording
**[03:49] Kaju**
First of all, your date of birth and blood type.
**[03:52] Kaju**
Your family structure, hobbies, and skills.
And when did you start seeing my big brother?
**[03:56] Nukumizu**
Hey, look. Yanami-san's really busy.
Can't you save this for another time?
**[04:00] Kaju**
But dear brother, I need her to
tell me stories about your school.
**[04:05] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, you make
her call you "dear brother"?
**[04:09] Nukumizu**
I don't *make* her call me that!
There's a difference!
**[04:21] Nukumizu**
* Comfortably lukewarm with*
* just the perfect whiff of chlorine.*
**[04:24] Nukumizu**
* The tap water during summer*
* vacation is something special.*
**[04:33] Nukumizu**
Uh, is that you, Shikiya-senpai?
**[04:36] Shikiya**
And you must be... the boy
from the literature club?
**[04:40] Nukumizu**
Um...
**[04:41] Nukumizu**
*What's she doing here?*
**[04:43] Shikiya**
I came for something to drink,
but I ran out of energy.
**[04:52] Nukumizu**
Here you go.
**[04:55] Shikiya**
Tip it for me.
**[04:57] Nukumizu**
What? Huh?
**[05:01] Shikiya**
Hurry up.
**[05:13] Nukumizu**
*What in the world am I doing here?*
**[05:19] Shikiya**
Thanks.
**[05:20] Shikiya**
Brought me back to life.
**[05:24] Shikiya**
By the way...
**[05:26] Shikiya**
I heard Koto-san and Tamaki-san
started dating. Is it true?
**[05:30] Nukumizu**
Huh? Uh, yes. It is.
**[05:35] Shikiya**
Oh, it is?
**[05:42] Nukumizu**
*Man, she's scary!*
***SIGN*** Absent Today
**[05:44] Tamaki**
Okay, should we get down to business?
**[05:47] Tamaki**
We actually got a notice
from the student council.
**[05:49] Nukumizu**
The student council?
**[05:51] Tamaki**
All clubs are required to report
their activities over summer vacation.
**[05:56] Tamaki**
That's what I wanted to
talk to you all about today.
**[06:00] Nukumizu**
But summer vacation's almost over. Why now?
**[06:03] Tamaki**
Why now? Well...
**[06:06] Koto**
We don't have a choice. I was busy
with driving school and forgot all about it.
**[06:11] Nukumizu**
*What about entrance exams?*
**[06:12] Tamaki**
So here's my idea:
**[06:13] Tamaki**
we take the web novels we wrote before
and make them into a book. How's that sound?
**[06:19] Koto**
Here's a sample.
***SIGN*** m 420 20 l 610 20 610 80 420 80
***SIGN*** Is It More Painful
to Be the Person
Who Waits
or the Person
Who Sleeps Alone?
(All Ages)
**[06:21] Nukumizu**
*What kind of sample is that?*
**[06:23] Anna**
Okay! I'll write the next part
of the one I wrote at camp.
**[06:27] Anna**
What will you write, Komari-chan?
***SIGN*** A new work
**[06:33] Anna**
A new work?
**[06:34] Anna**
You sure go all-out, Komari-chan.
You, Nukumizu-kun?
**[06:37] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[06:37] Nukumizu**
Well, I guess I could revise the first part
of *Halfwit on Love St.* and submit that.
**[06:43] Tamaki**
Good. That settles it.
**[06:46] Tamaki**
Okay, when you finish your
manuscript, send it to me.
**[06:48] Koto**
Also, once we're done here,
can someone go help out in the library?
**[06:53] Nukumizu**
Help out with what?
**[06:55] Koto**
Every year, a club member helps the
library with collection maintenance.
**[07:00] Koto**
In exchange, they let us put in requests
when they order new books.
**[07:05] Tamaki**
Yeah, it's a "we scratch their back,
they scratch ours" sort of thing.
**[07:15] Nukumizu**
Don't you have a middle school
reunion party later?
**[07:18] Nukumizu**
Wait, is Hakamada going?
**[07:20] Anna**
Of course. Karen-chan's coming, too.
**[07:24] Nukumizu**
Even though Himemiya-san
was an exchange student?
**[07:26] Anna**
Among my friends, if we start dating someone,
we have to introduce them to everyone.
**[07:31] Nukumizu**
Are you gonna be okay there?
**[07:33] Anna**
Don't worry. I'm no longer the
same person I was in the first term.
**[07:38] Anna**
Yes, today I am full of gratitude for all things
in the world around me, great and small.
**[07:44] Anna**
I have opened my heart to kindness.
**[07:46] Nukumizu**
Excuse me?
**[07:48] Anna**
Shall I explain it in words even you
can understand, Nukumizu-kun?
**[07:52] Nukumizu**
I won't get my hopes up, but sure.
**[07:54] Anna**
Well, you see, Sosuke and Karen-chan
are both dear friends of mine.
**[07:59] Anna**
And when my dear friends find happiness,
shouldn't that delight me, as well?
**[08:05] Anna**
Essentially, by going out together,
those two have blessed me with great joy.
**[08:11] Anna**
At this stage, I feel nothing
but gratitude toward them.
**[08:15] Nukumizu**
If you say so, Yanami-san.
**[08:17] Anna**
You should read this as well, Nukumizu-kun.
***SIGN*** 108
Magic Words
to Lighten
Your Heart
***SIGN*** Umashima San
**[08:20] Nukumizu**
Uh, what is that book?
**[08:23] Anna**
Well, you see, it teaches you
how to accept yourself.
**[08:27] Anna**
You don't have to take
the yakitori off the stick.
**[08:30] Anna**
You can eat the whole thing at once.
**[08:32] Anna**
That's the sort of wisdom contained within.
**[08:35] Nukumizu**
* Right. So it's a self-help book*
* you read when you've lost it.*
**[08:38] Ayano**
Nukumizu!
**[08:40] Ayano**
Are you on duty today?
**[08:42] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, yeah.
**[08:45] Ayano**
Oh, does this stand out?
**[08:47] Nukumizu**
Huh? Well, kinda.
**[08:50] Ayano**
It was a present from Chihaya.
**[08:52] Ayano**
She told me never to take it off.
Like, come on, right?
**[08:55] Ayano**
When she gave it to me, she made it
this big surprise. You know what it's like.
**[09:01] Nukumizu**
Sure.
**[09:03] Nukumizu**
* I guess that's what they call*
* "humble-bragging."*
**[09:06] Nukumizu**
* Still, everyone around me is getting dumped,*
* so it was kind of a breath of fresh air.*
**[09:14] Komari**
Wh-What?
**[09:15] Nukumizu**
Nothing. Oh, Komari, you said you'd write
something new. What are you gonna write?
**[09:21] Komari**
A r-reincarnation isekai. R-Romance genre.
**[09:24] Komari**
I-I actually started it
during summer vacation.
**[09:28] Nukumizu**
*Seriously?*
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki High School
***SIGN*** Library
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Collection
**[09:28] Komari**
I-I even uploaded it to Lit Icon.
***SIGN*** Guts Justice
***SIGN*** (Battle)
***SIGN*** Silent Tonic
***SIGN*** Matsushita Shinji
***SIGN*** (Suspense)
***SIGN*** Forty-Six
***SIGN*** Handler Fight
***SIGN*** (Robots)
***SIGN*** (Comedy)
***SIGN*** Let the Broken
Engagement Ring Out!
***SIGN*** Kuon Usagi
***SIGN*** (Romance)
***SIGN*** Violet Operation
***SIGN*** Hyakushiki Kenjiro
***SIGN*** Mikado-sama: Love Is Warned – Carnal Romance
***SIGN*** Oda Shimajiro
***SIGN*** (Romance)
***SIGN*** Personal
***SIGN*** Master Velvet
***SIGN*** (Suspense)
***SIGN*** Motakoi: Love Is DIFFICULT for Otaku
***SIGN*** (Comedy)
**[09:32] Nukumizu**
That's your pen name?
**[09:34] Nukumizu**
Wait, eighth place overall?!
**[09:39] Komari**
Every time I refresh, I have more points!
**[09:44] Nukumizu**
When did you find the time?
***SIGN*** Yakishio Lemon
***SIGN*** Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
to lit club. I have plans today,
so let's run another time.
***SIGN*** Total Rating
***SIGN*** Rating PT Average
***SIGN*** Rating PT Total
***SIGN*** Number of Ratings
***SIGN*** Bookmarks
***SIGN*** Likes
***SIGN*** Comments
***SIGN*** Review
***SIGN*** Access
Overview
***SIGN*** Edit
***SIGN*** Product Settlings
***SIGN*** Product Title
***SIGN*** Let the Broken
Engagement Ring Out!
***SIGN*** Author Name
***SIGN*** Kuon Usagi
***SIGN*** K
***SIGN*** Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
to lit club.
***SIGN*** I have plans today,
so let's run another time.
**[09:51] Komari**
M-Message from Yakishio.
**[09:54] Nukumizu**
You've been messaging her?
**[09:56] Komari**
W-We've been going running
together now and then.
**[10:00] Nukumizu**
Oh, yeah. I remember you talking about that.
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki High School
***SIGN*** Library
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Collection
**[10:04] Komari**
I-It's all your fault, Nukumizu.
**[10:05] Nukumizu**
Well, I apologize.
**[10:08] Nukumizu**
But if you don't want to go,
why not just say no?
**[10:11] Komari**
Wh-When someone comes on to me
really hard, I-I can never say no.
**[10:16] Nukumizu**
You've got a personality that's straight
out of a dirty comic. I need all the details.
**[10:21] Nukumizu**
Uh, no, what I mean is,
do you want me to talk to Yakishio for you?
**[10:25] Komari**
A-Actually, I kinda like it.
**[10:28] Komari**
Sh-She lets me set the pace,
and carries me piggyback when I'm tired.
**[10:36] Komari**
D-Does Yakishio have a-any brothers?
**[10:41] Nukumizu**
Huh? Oh, I have no idea. Why do you ask?
**[10:45] Komari**
Recently, Yakishio has...
**[10:47] Komari**
No, never mind.
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
**[11:04] Lemon**
What? Oh it's you, Nuk-kun.
**[11:07] Nukumizu**
Y-Yakishio! At least lock the door!
**[11:11] Lemon**
I'm wearing stuff underneath.
You're overreacting, Nuk-kun.
**[11:15] Nukumizu**
*So that's how she ties the ribbon.*
**[11:17] Lemon**
The track club room's too cramped,
so I'm really glad they let me change here.
**[11:23] Nukumizu**
You take your hair clip out for practice, huh?
**[11:26] Lemon**
No, I always leave it in.
**[11:28] Lemon**
But I polished it yesterday
and didn't want it to get dirty.
**[11:36] Nukumizu**
Is something up?
**[11:37] Lemon**
Huh? What? No, nothing.
**[11:42] Lemon**
See you later.
**[11:48] Kaju**
Was Yanami-san with you
at your club yesterday?
**[11:51] Nukumizu**
Huh? Yeah, she was.
**[11:54] Kaju**
That's wonderful.
**[11:55] Kaju**
When you said you made a friend recently,
that was Yanami-san, wasn't it?
**[11:59] Nukumizu**
Well, yeah.
**[12:00] Kaju**
What do you say to inviting her over again?
**[12:03] Kaju**
I simply must give her a proper interview!
**[12:06] Nukumizu**
You don't need to interview her.
**[12:08] Nukumizu**
But she's just a friend.
It isn't that big a deal.
**[12:12] Nukumizu**
It's not like we hang out alon—
**[12:13] Kaju**
But that's how it always begins!
**[12:15] Kaju**
When I saw her up close,
she was a lovely person!
**[12:20] Kaju**
Big brother, is that from Yanami-san?
**[12:23] Nukumizu**
Um, it might be.
**[12:25] Kaju**
She's asking you out to tea!
**[12:27] Kaju**
Going to a café with a girl...
That's practically a date!
**[12:30] Nukumizu**
No, it really isn't.
***SIGN*** You awake? If you have time, wanna
get something to drink?
***SIGN*** Sure
**[12:34] Nukumizu**
* That's what I told Kaju, anyway. But going*
* to a café with a girl during vacation...*
**[12:41] Nukumizu**
*Is that not what one would call a date?*
**[12:46] Nukumizu**
* In all the light novels*
* and manga I've read,*
**[12:49] Nukumizu**
* even if you aren't going out,*
* it counts as a date.*
**[12:52] Nukumizu**
*Which means that Yanami...*
**[12:55] Nukumizu**
*has asked me out on a date?!*
**[13:00] Anna**
This world should perish.
**[13:03] Nukumizu**
*Yup, this definitely isn't a date.*
**[13:05] Anna**
I knew this would happen.
I knew this was how it would turn out.
**[13:10] Anna**
But to see it happening before my eyes...
**[13:13] Nukumizu**
You mean when you see them
flirting and stuff?
**[13:15] Anna**
No, they don't do a lot of
flirting and stuff in public.
**[13:19] Nukumizu**
Isn't that a good thing?
**[13:20] Anna**
That isn't the issue!
**[13:23] Anna**
She quietly cleans up after they eat,
**[13:26] Anna**
and he carries her bag
for her like it's nothing.
**[13:28] Anna**
It's that casual chemistry between them!
**[13:31] Anna**
When they meet,
they communicate with just a look.
**[13:34] Anna**
They share reward cards.
Their ringtones are the same.
**[13:38] Anna**
And then, they walk home together
without saying anything first!
**[13:44] Anna**
Damn straight! They're like newlyweds in heat
who can't keep their paws off each other!
**[13:49] Server**
Would...
**[13:50] Anna**
What?!
**[13:50] Server**
Would you like anything else?
**[13:52] Anna**
No! We're fine!
**[13:55] Anna**
Ooh, nice. Very nice.
**[13:56] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, you're just having a
cream soda today? You're not eating?
**[14:05] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, listen closely.
**[14:08] Anna**
Somen noodles are carbohydrates.
They're essentially sugar.
**[14:12] Nukumizu**
*Yeah, I know.*
**[14:13] Anna**
But those little guys are all cool
and slippery, and they look so thin.
**[14:16] Anna**
Doesn't it seem like they'd be okay to eat?
**[14:19] Nukumizu**
Um, so you're saying you ate too
much somen and gained wei—
**[14:22] Anna**
No, I have *not* gained weight!
**[14:24] Nukumizu**
But a cream soda is also mostly sugar.
**[14:26] Anna**
Drinks don't count! There's a theory
that ice cream doesn't make you fat.
**[14:35] Anna**
They're dropping hints.
**[14:36] Nukumizu**
Huh? What's that mean?
**[14:37] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, I want to
drop hints like that, too.
**[14:39] Anna**
I'll spread posts all around social media
**[14:42] Anna**
hinting that I'm with a boy
to distract them and stuff.
**[14:46] Nukumizu**
*What's the point of that?*
**[14:50] Anna**
Huh?
**[14:54] Nukumizu**
It's Ayano and Yakishio.
What are they doing together?
**[14:58] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, do you think they're cheating?
**[15:01] Nukumizu**
But they've been friends a long time.
**[15:04] Anna**
They're cheating.
**[15:05] Nukumizu**
But like, if you and Hakamada went somewhere
together, that wouldn't be cheating, would it?
**[15:11] Anna**
It's cheating!
**[15:16] Anna**
Looks like they already left.
**[15:18] Nukumizu**
Well, maybe we should call it
for today. I'll see you later.
**[15:21] Anna**
You're giving up already?
**[15:33] Anna**
Hey, Nukumizu-kun. Do you know that girl?
**[15:38] Chihaya**
Hello there. Do you remember who I am?
**[15:43] Nukumizu**
Um...
**[15:45] Chihaya**
It's me, Asagumo Chihaya!
**[15:48] Nukumizu**
Oh, Ayano's girlfriend, right?
**[15:51] Chihaya**
Yes! Did you happen to see Mitsuki-san
and Yakishio-san come this way?
**[15:55] Anna**
Yeah, they were—
**[15:57] Nukumizu**
G-Gosh, I really couldn't say.
**[16:01] Chihaya**
So you did see them.
**[16:02] Nukumizu**
Uh, see them? Well, yes, but...
**[16:06] Chihaya**
Shall we... find somewhere
more comfortable to talk?
**[16:14] Nukumizu**
*Why does it have to be my room?*
**[16:19] Anna**
Is this poster made out of cloth?
**[16:21] Chihaya**
You mustn't ask that, Yanami-san.
**[16:23] Chihaya**
It is polite to pretend not
to notice things like that.
**[16:27] Anna**
Oh, so this is the kind of poster you'd
be embarrassed to show other people?
**[16:31] Chihaya**
If a girl from class saw I had a tapestry
full of beautiful girls in underwear,
**[16:36] Chihaya**
I don't know how I'd live with myself.
**[16:37] Nukumizu**
Hold on! That isn't underwear!
They're combat uniforms!
**[16:40] Anna**
If they're combat uniforms,
why are they showing so much skin?
**[16:43] Nukumizu**
That's because they release
mana from their skin...
**[16:47] Nukumizu**
for the, uh, Sigma Drive.
**[16:50] Anna**
Oh, I see. So why are the girls
crawling on top of each other in bed?
**[16:56] Nukumizu**
Someone put me out of my misery!
**[16:59] Kaju**
When the five Awakened join together,
the Sigma Drive begins to resonate,
**[17:04] Kaju**
and that allows the legendary weapon,
Pashupatastra, to be unsealed.
**[17:08] Kaju**
So you see, there is a valid reason
for these girls in combat uniforms
**[17:12] Kaju**
to be physically connected.
**[17:14] Nukumizu**
* She just kind of spoiled it.*
* I haven't read that far yet.*
**[17:16] Kaju**
I've brought drinks for everyone.
**[17:18] Chihaya**
I apologize for visiting unannounced.
**[17:18] Anna**
Woohoo! Thanks!
**[17:24] Nukumizu**
So what did you want to talk about?
**[17:27] Chihaya**
Yes, of course. I would like to
be completely honest with you.
**[17:31] Chihaya**
I suspect Mitsuki-san is cheating on me.
**[17:34] Chihaya**
I have been following him
to try to catch him in the act.
**[17:38] Chihaya**
So if possible, I would like to ask
you two for your assistance.
**[17:43] Nukumizu**
Sorry, but—
**[17:44] Anna**
I guess I don't really mind assisting.
**[17:47] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san?!
**[17:48] Chihaya**
I am aware that those two were
childhood friends. And I am aware that...
**[17:54] Chihaya**
she has a crush on Mitsuki-san.
***SIGN*** Black Thunder
**[17:57] Chihaya**
I like Mitsuki-san very much.
That's why I want him to be happy.
**[18:03] Chihaya**
Even if that means he
doesn't remain by my side.
**[18:06] Nukumizu**
Are you saying...
**[18:08] Chihaya**
I've been wondering for quite some time...
**[18:11] Chihaya**
if maybe he should've dated her instead.
**[18:15] Chihaya**
It may look like I came out of nowhere
and stole Mitsuki-san from her.
**[18:21] Chihaya**
That's why I want to ascertain
Mitsuki-san's true feelings.
**[18:25] Chihaya**
If he truly does have feelings
for Yakishio-san, then I'm...
**[18:32] Chihaya**
prepared to step aside.
**[18:35] Kaju**
It feels like my brother
is going very far away.
**[18:41] Gon-chan**
If it comes to that, Nuku-chan,
I'll take you as my own.
**[18:45] Kaju**
But I want my brother.
**[18:47] Gon-chan**
Nuku-chan, you're such a cutie.
C'mon and be my bride already.
**[18:51] Kaju**
I don't wanna.
***SIGN*** Please come to Toyohashi Station
***SIGN*** Asagumo Chihaya
**[19:01] Nukumizu**
Why did you decide to help her, Yanami-san?
**[19:04] Anna**
Did you see the look on Lemon-chan's face
when she was walking with Ayano-kun?
**[19:09] Anna**
You wouldn't look like that with
someone you've really given up on.
**[19:12] Anna**
When push comes to shove, the only people
who can really watch over Lemon-chan,
**[19:16] Anna**
or really chew her out,
are you and me, right?
**[19:24] Anna**
Are he and Lemon-chan here?
**[19:27] Chihaya**
Yes. They appear to be visiting
the food carts one by one.
**[19:30] Chihaya**
We should wait here.
**[19:32] Nukumizu**
How did you know they'd be meeting here?
**[19:36] Chihaya**
With GPS.
**[19:37] Nukumizu**
*She said that like it was nothing!*
**[19:40] Nukumizu**
So then—
**[19:40] Chihaya**
Voices down! They're here!
**[19:42] Chihaya**
At the Italian gelato shop.
***SIGN*** Paperback Book Cover
**[20:11] Nukumizu**
Asagumo-san?
**[20:14] Chihaya**
What a lovely book cover.
Don't you think he'd love it?
**[20:18] Nukumizu**
Yeah, that's nice. He does love books.
**[20:21] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san says he wants to find
a job that has to do with books.
**[20:26] Chihaya**
The first time he told me that,
I was quite surprised.
**[20:30] Chihaya**
I realized someone who shared my dream
was standing right beside me.
**[20:39] Chihaya**
You know, he really dislikes sweet things.
**[20:43] Chihaya**
I was aware of that, so I've never
suggested anything like that.
**[20:47] Chihaya**
So I've never gone out to eat anything
sweet with him, like gelato.
**[20:52] Nukumizu**
Uh, okay... but hey, what about savory crêpes?
**[20:56] Nukumizu**
And the gelato Ayano was eating may not
have been a sweet one. Like, uh, tuna mayo?
**[21:01] Chihaya**
Tuna mayo by itself would
give him an upset stomach.
**[21:04] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san would need
something like a salad.
**[21:10] Chihaya**
I envy Yakishio-san. She's straightforward
and expresses her feelings clearly.
**[21:17] Chihaya**
All I ever think about is how
I don't want to upset Mitsuki-san.
**[21:22] Nukumizu**
I'm sure it's fine if you want to
eat ice cream together sometimes.
**[21:26] Nukumizu**
He isn't the type to get upset
over a request like that.
**[21:30] Chihaya**
You're actually a very kind person,
Nukumizu-san. I had you all wrong.
**[21:35] Nukumizu**
*I think the entire school has me all wrong.*
**[21:42] Chihaya**
This way!
**[21:43] Nukumizu**
H-Hey, wait!
**[21:47] Nukumizu**
Ayano? Wasn't Yakishio with him?
**[21:50] Chihaya**
It was only Mitsuki-san.
**[21:52] Chihaya**
I'll check out the situation outside.
**[22:00] Chihaya**
Nukumizu-san, I deeply
regret to inform you...
**[22:04] Nukumizu**
Yes?
**[22:05] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san has found us.
**[22:11] Ayano**
Why are you guys here together?
**[22:13] Nukumizu**
U-Um...
**[22:15] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san.
**[22:16] Chihaya**
I would like to suggest that...
**[22:21] Chihaya**
Nukumizu-san explains it all to you.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray
# E6 - Let Any One of You Who Has Never Been Dumped Be the First to Throw a Stone at the Losing Heroine
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2J8ZX/let-any-one-of-you-who-has-never-been-dumped-be-the-first-to-throw-a-stone-at-the-losing-heroine)
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**[00:00] announcement**
*The train about to arrive on track...*
**[00:04] Ayano**
Give it to me straight, Nukumizu.
I can handle it.
***SIGN*** Toyohashi's Famous
***SIGN*** Yamasa
Chikuwa
**[00:10] Ayano**
I can accept Chihaya finding
someone new if it's you—
**[00:13] Nukumizu**
No! Wait, wait, wait!
That's not what's going on!
***SIGN*** Yamasa
Chikuwa
**[00:16] Ayano**
Then why were you guys together?
**[00:22] Nukumizu**
Don't you think you have a
little explaining to do first?
**[00:26] Ayano**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[00:29] Nukumizu**
What were you and Yakishio doing together?
**[00:31] Nukumizu**
You two were walking by
the station a little while ago.
**[00:34] Ayano**
Hold on! We weren't
doing anything suspicious.
**[00:38] Ayano**
Th-That was just because...
**[00:43] Ayano**
I was asking Lemon for relationship advice.
**[00:47] Nukumizu**
Relationship advice?
**[00:53] Ayano**
I've never gone out with a girl before,
and I wanted some advice.
**[00:59] Nukumizu**
So why did you ask Yakishio?
**[01:01] Ayano**
Why? Well, Lemon's really popular.
She probably understands how girls feel.
**[01:08] Ayano**
Now it's your turn.
**[01:10] Ayano**
What were you and Chihaya doing together?
**[01:13] Nukumizu**
We were... well, um...
**[01:16] Nukumizu**
I was, you know, asking her
for relationship advice, too.
**[01:20] Ayano**
Relationship advice?
**[01:22] Ayano**
But, dude, don't you have female friends in
the lit club? Why'd you need to ask Chihaya?
**[01:27] Ayano**
Oh!
**[01:28] Ayano**
I get it! The girl you like
must be in the literature club.
**[01:33] Nukumizu**
Huh? Well, something like that.
**[01:36] Ayano**
No way. Is it Lemon?
**[01:38] Nukumizu**
No, it isn't. You can relax.
**[01:40] Ayano**
All right. Well, in that case,
just leave it to me.
**[01:43] Nukumizu**
*Leave what to you?*
**[01:44] Ayano**
I know everyone says I'm dense and stuff,
but this might just clear my name.
**[01:50] Ayano**
Give her a call and let's
all go hang out together.
**[03:29] Nukumizu**
Sorry for dragging you along.
**[03:32] Anna**
It's totally fine. I was free anyway.
**[03:34] Anna**
Aren't you glad Asagumo-san
found out he wasn't cheating?
**[03:38] Anna**
Oh, thanks.
**[03:41] Ayano**
Thanks for waiting!
**[03:42] Chihaya**
Hello, Nukumizu-san and Yanami-san.
Let's enjoy ourselves today.
**[03:49] Nukumizu**
* The only one here who doesn't*
* realize today is a setup is Ayano.*
**[03:54] Nukumizu**
* And Yakishio thinks we did it*
* just to hang out together.*
**[04:01] Anna**
Hold it!
**[04:03] Nukumizu**
What?
**[04:04] Anna**
Summer vacation. Five high
school students. Boys and girls.
**[04:08] Anna**
You see what I'm saying, right?
**[04:10] Nukumizu**
Huh? I don't get it.
**[04:12] Anna**
We're totally in the prime
of our youth. We're glowing!
**[04:15] Anna**
Check out the effort I put into my outfit!
***SIGN*** City of Toyohashi Underground Museum
**[04:19] Anna**
So why the hell are we at
an underground museum?!
**[04:21] Anna**
It even has "underground" in the name!
**[04:23] Anna**
Look, I know boys might find stuff
like this fun, but what about the girls?
**[04:29] Chihaya**
Wow!
**[04:30] Chihaya**
Everyone, look at this!
What magnificent pieces of mica!
**[04:33] Chihaya**
How many capacitors do you think
they could make with just one of these?
**[04:36] Lemon**
Look! It's a minecart! A minecart!
**[04:38] Lemon**
Are we allowed to ride it?
**[04:41] Anna**
Am I in the minority here?
**[04:44] kids**
Wow! Neat!
**[04:47] Lemon**
Hey! Was it your idea to
come here today, Nuk-kun?
**[04:50] Nukumizu**
Huh? Oh, no. Ayano and I chatted
and decided on this place.
**[04:55] Nukumizu**
But it was his idea to get everyone together.
**[04:59] Lemon**
Huh. So it was Mitsuki's idea?
**[05:02] Lemon**
When did you become
such good friends with him?
**[05:05] Nukumizu**
Well, it just sort of happened.
**[05:08] Lemon**
Huh.
**[05:13] Nukumizu**
She sure is having fun.
**[05:15] Ayano**
So what's your favorite
type of capacitor, Chihaya?
**[05:18] Nukumizu**
Should we go join them?
**[05:20] Lemon**
I'm good. I don't want to spoil
Mitsuki and Chihaya's fun.
**[05:24] Lemon**
I want them to have plenty
of time together today.
**[05:27] Nukumizu**
I know, but...
**[05:28] Lemon**
Are you weirdly worried about
my feelings or something?
**[05:35] Lemon**
I'm good. I'm, like, their biggest cheerleader.
Don't worry about me.
**[05:45] Lemon**
I'm good.
**[05:47] Lemon**
I'm good with the way things are.
**[05:53] Nukumizu**
I know you're always acting silly and stuff,
**[05:56] Nukumizu**
but at times like this,
you seem really mature.
**[06:00] Lemon**
Huh. Took you long enough to notice.
***SIGN*** The World's Largest Rough Topaz Stone
***SIGN*** Estimated carat count if polished: 120,000-150,000 carats
***SIGN*** Place of origin: Brazil
***SIGN*** What precious stone is known
***SIGN*** as "tanpakuseki"
***SIGN*** in Japanese?
***SIGN*** Pearl
***SIGN*** Coral
***SIGN*** Opal
***SIGN*** It will give you a mysterious power!
***SIGN*** The Power Stone Chair
***SIGN*** Please feel free to sit in it!
***SIGN*** Tests grip strength and back strength
***SIGN*** Different Kinds of Mirrors
***SIGN*** Concave
***SIGN*** Convex
***SIGN*** Now Showing
***SIGN*** Planetarium
**[06:23] Chihaya**
Hey, Mitsuki-san. This says the show
even has some Easter eggs.
**[06:27] Chihaya**
What do you think?
Wanna see who can find the most?
**[06:30] Ayano**
Oh, that sounds fun.
**[06:33] Ayano**
Do you want to try, too, Lemon?
**[06:35] Lemon**
Me, too?
**[06:38] Ayano**
During the show, we'll give you and
Yanami-san some space. Go for it, bro.
**[06:42] Nukumizu**
Huh? Could you please not do that?
**[06:44] Ayano**
Don't be shy.
**[06:46] Ayano**
Come on, Lemon.
The three of us will watch it together.
**[06:50] Lemon**
Mitsuki, you should
watch it with Asagumo-san.
**[06:53] Chihaya**
Oh, that's all right. Why don't you join us?
**[06:56] Chihaya**
I'd like to get to know
you better, Yakishio-san.
**[07:02] Lemon**
Thanks.
**[07:04] Lemon**
But really, Asagumo-san,
you should watch it alone with Mitsuki.
**[07:07] Ayano**
Yeah, but...
**[07:09] Lemon**
Okay, Yana-chan! Nuk-kun! Let's go!
**[07:11] Ayano**
Wait a second! I have a good reason—
**[07:13] Lemon**
Mitsuki.
**[07:15] Lemon**
C'mon, you need to sit alone with Asagumo-san.
**[07:18] Lemon**
The three of us will watch it together.
You and Asagumo-san will watch it together.
**[07:23] Lemon**
Good. That settles it.
**[07:36] Lemon**
Listen. Asagumo-san's your girlfriend.
You gotta put your girlfriend first!
**[07:41] Ayano**
Y-Yeah. I shouldn't have said that.
**[07:44] Lemon**
No kidding! I mean, you're the guy I fell in love
with once. Get your act together, man!
**[07:50] Nukumizu**
*I know, right?*
**[07:52] Nukumizu**
* If he's such a great guy that Yakishio*
* fell in love with him, why isn't he more...*
**[07:58] Nukumizu**
In love?
**[08:00] Lemon**
Hmm?
**[08:08] Ayano**
Lemon, what do you mean, "fell in love"?
**[08:15] Lemon**
Oh, uh, th-that was... n-no, I just meant...
**[08:20] Lemon**
No!
**[08:21] Ayano**
Lemon!
**[08:23] Chihaya**
Mitsuki-san, stop! Don't go!
**[08:25] Ayano**
But...
**[08:26] Chihaya**
Please! I'm right here!
And I'm your girlfriend!
**[08:37] Ayano**
I'm sorry.
**[08:41] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun?
**[08:45] Nukumizu**
*This isn't my style at all.*
***SIGN*** Thank you
for visiting
***SIGN*** Have a safe trip home
**[08:48] Nukumizu**
*This isn't a role for a background character.*
**[08:54] Nukumizu**
*But Yakishio...*
**[08:58] Nukumizu**
* doesn't have a lead character*
* to chase after her.*
**[09:40] Lemon**
I'm gonna go ahead and take the bus home.
**[09:43] Nukumizu**
O-Okay.
**[09:46] Nukumizu**
Can I at least wait with you
until the bus comes?
**[09:50] Lemon**
Uh... Well, okay. Then talk to me.
**[09:54] Nukumizu**
Huh? Um...
**[09:57] Nukumizu**
So, that club newsletter we're making...
Have you decided what to write?
**[10:01] Lemon**
Nuk-kun.
**[10:03] Lemon**
At a time like this, shouldn't you try to cheer
the girl up with a funny story or something?
**[10:09] Lemon**
But I don't care.
We can talk about the newsletter.
**[10:12] Lemon**
Maybe I'll write a children's story.
**[10:15] Nukumizu**
A children's story?
**[10:16] Lemon**
Yeah.
**[10:17] Lemon**
A long, long time ago, in a place
far away, there was a little girl.
**[10:23] Lemon**
The girl really loved to run.
One day, the girl met a boy.
**[10:30] Lemon**
The boy spent absolutely
all of his time reading books.
**[10:34] Lemon**
The boy told the girl
a whole lot about books.
**[10:40] Lemon**
The two became friends, but it turned
out the boy was actually a prince.
**[10:47] Lemon**
When the prince grew up,
he would have to return to his castle.
**[10:52] Lemon**
The girl wanted to go to the castle with him,
but she didn't know proper etiquette,
**[10:57] Lemon**
nor how to dance at the ball.
**[11:03] Lemon**
When the prince saw how sad the girl looked,
he decided to teach her how to dance.
**[11:09] Lemon**
The girl practiced as hard as she could.
**[11:13] Lemon**
And then, it was decided that the girl
could go to the castle with the prince.
**[11:19] Lemon**
And they lived happily ever after.
***SIGN*** Toyotetsu Bus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Now
Boarding
**[11:24] Lemon**
Thanks. Could you say sorry
to everyone for me?
**[11:27] Nukumizu**
What happened to the prince
and the girl after that?
**[11:31] Lemon**
That was the whole thing.
Stories always end with "happily ever after."
***SIGN*** Today
***SIGN*** Have you heard from Lemon at all?
***SIGN*** Have you heard from Lemon at all?
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Not since that day
**[12:03] Chihaya**
I apologize for contacting you this late.
**[12:06] Nukumizu**
It's no trouble.
**[12:08] Chihaya**
Did you get in touch with Yakishio-san?
**[12:13] Chihaya**
This is all because I wasn't
sure about my feelings.
**[12:16] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[12:21] Chihaya**
When I said I'd step aside, it was just talk.
**[12:24] Chihaya**
But that day, I shouldn't have stopped
him from chasing after Yakishio-san.
**[12:29] Nukumizu**
I really don't think it's your fault.
**[12:33] Chihaya**
I'm so tired of this.
**[12:36] Chihaya**
If Mitsuki-san does actually like
Yakishio-san, I should break up with him.
**[12:42] Nukumizu**
I don't think that's right.
**[12:45] Nukumizu**
You weren't fooling around when you told
Ayano you had feelings for him, right?
**[12:50] Nukumizu**
Also...
**[12:52] Nukumizu**
If you two broke up because of this,
it'd hurt Yakishio more than anything.
**[13:01] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[13:02] Nukumizu**
Hey, I'm not trying to blame you for this.
***SIGN*** Yamasa
Chikuwa
***SIGN*** Higashihatcho
**[13:09] Nukumizu**
For now, would you let me deal with him?
**[13:14] Chihaya**
All right. But at least let me use this.
**[13:16] Nukumizu**
No, you definitely can't use that.
Promise me that.
**[13:21] Chihaya**
Okay.
**[13:25] Nukumizu**
You promised, okay?
**[13:38] Nukumizu**
Yes? Hello?
**[13:39] Koto**
*Good evening. Are you up?*
**[13:41] Nukumizu**
Uh, yeah.
**[13:43] Koto**
I heard about Yakishio-chan.
That must've been rough.
**[13:47] Nukumizu**
*Yeah, it was kind of a mess.*
**[13:49] Koto**
So listen. Right now, Yakishio-chan is
at her grandmother's house in Shinshiro.
**[13:55] Koto**
*Make sure you're free tomorrow.*
**[13:58] Nukumizu**
Um, hold on, Senpai. I'm not sure
I understand what's going on here.
**[14:02] Koto**
It's obvious, isn't it? We're all going
together to get Yakishio-chan.
**[14:15] Nukumizu**
What the heck am I doing here?
***SIGN*** Mokkulu Shinshiro
**[14:19] Mother**
Are you hungry?
**[14:20] Kid**
Yeah, I'm hungry!
**[14:22] Mother**
Then let's go eat.
***SIGN*** Stone-Roasted Frankfurters
***SIGN*** Goheimochi
**[14:28] Anna**
I've been thinking a lot
about sugar recently.
**[14:31] Nukumizu**
Oh, yeah? You've been thinking, huh?
**[14:33] Anna**
Sure have. About 10,000 years ago,
**[14:36] Anna**
humans shifted from hunting and gathering
to an agriculture-based lifestyle, right?
**[14:40] Anna**
That essentially means they shifted
to a sugar-based lifestyle.
**[14:44] Nukumizu**
Wow, it does? Is there much left to this story?
**[14:47] Anna**
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say
that humans are slaves to sugar.
***SIGN*** Supersized
Goheimochi
***SIGN*** Goheimochi
***SIGN*** Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Frankfurter
***SIGN*** Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Frankfurter
Half Size
***SIGN*** Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Cheese
Frankfurter
***SIGN*** Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Spicy
Frankfurter
***SIGN*** Bacon
Block
Skewer
***SIGN*** Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Super Long
Frankfurter
***SIGN*** 5-Pack
Goheimochi
w/ Walnut Sauce
***SIGN*** Goheimochi
& Frankfurt Set
**[14:51] Anna**
So I think the time has come for me to
reevaluate my relationship with sugar.
**[14:57] Nukumizu**
So basically...
**[14:58] Nukumizu**
You ate too much somen and gained wei—
**[15:00] Anna**
I have not gained weight!
**[15:02] Anna**
Your Yanami-chan, for the 15th time and the
first in a year, has achieved her perfect body!
**[15:08] Koto**
I really believe plum jam is on the left.
**[15:10] Komari**
N-No. Plum jam is on the r-right.
**[15:13] Koto**
I don't feel like deer curry
is on the left, though.
**[15:17] Koto**
The sourness of plum jam makes it taste
like it's never had a naughty side.
**[15:21] Komari**
Th-That's exactly why it goes on
the right. It's a generational shift.
**[15:26] Nukumizu**
What in the world are you two doing?
**[15:28] Koto**
Nukumizu-kun. It appears
you require an explanation!
**[15:31] Nukumizu**
No, I really don't.
**[15:32] Koto**
Just listen to me.
**[15:34] Koto**
Decadent BL fans of the world
can look at a pencil and an eraser
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
***SIGN*** Spicy
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
***SIGN*** Spicy
**[15:38] Koto**
and assign one as the top and the other as the
bottom. That kind of prejudice is spreading.
**[15:42] Nukumizu**
Isn't that exactly what you were doing?
**[15:45] Koto**
It's merely a thought experiment.
A kind of intellectual training.
**[15:48] Nukumizu**
So what was all that stuff
about "right" and "left"?
***SIGN*** Top & Bottom
***SIGN*** Top & Bottom
***SIGN*** Top & Bottom
**[15:53] Koto**
When you write it horizontally
as "top and bottom,"
**[15:56] Koto**
"top" is on the left, yes?
**[15:58] Koto**
That means left represents the top,
and right represents the bottom.
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
***SIGN*** Spicy
**[16:01] Komari**
Th-This way, we can have debates
even with people around.
***SIGN*** Spicy
**[16:04] Nukumizu**
*That doesn't mean you should!*
**[16:06] Koto**
But calling the spicy one
the top feels like a cop-out.
**[16:09] Komari**
C-C-Curry's passionate spiciness
could i-injure his partner.
***SIGN*** Plum Jam
**[16:13] Komari**
Th-That's the reason!
**[16:15] Koto**
I get it now!
**[16:16] Koto**
He's so desperate to ravish him, it could
cause an injury, so he can't even touch him?
**[16:22] Koto**
Oh my God! That is so hot!
**[16:25] Nukumizu**
So, um, do you think we should be on our way?
**[16:32] Nukumizu**
Are we really on our way to Yakishio's place?
**[16:35] Nukumizu**
We keep going deeper into the mountains.
**[16:38] Koto**
Nothing to worry about.
GPS will get us there.
**[16:40] Nukumizu**
Well, I hope it does.
**[16:43] Nukumizu**
But how did you know she was
at her grandmother's place?
**[16:46] Koto**
Apparently, Yakishio-chan has
been skipping track practice, too.
**[16:50] Koto**
The president talked to me, and we both
went to see Yakishio-chan's mom.
**[16:56] Koto**
Her mom was worried
about how she was doing, too.
**[17:03] Koto**
And we've arrived!
**[17:04] car navigation**
*You have arrived.*
**[17:07] Nukumizu**
There's no way the Yakishio clan
lives in a place like this.
**[17:11] Koto**
Yeah, we got kind of lost.
**[17:14] Koto**
Could you give me the address one more time?
**[17:18] Koto**
Yeah. Okay, thanks.
**[17:21] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, that's the bridge!
**[17:23] Anna**
I'll stand over there,
**[17:25] Anna**
so take a grammable pic of me from
downstream and try not to get swept away!
**[17:29] Nukumizu**
As long as you don't mind your
phone getting swept away with me.
**[17:35] Anna**
Okay, Nukumizu-kun!
**[17:37] Nukumizu**
What are you doing, Komari?
**[17:37] Anna**
Take it!
**[17:38] Komari**
Shh! I s-saw a r-river crab.
**[17:42] Nukumizu**
Oh, a river crab? Where was it?
**[17:45] Komari**
D-Don't talk too much or it won't come out.
**[17:49] Anna**
What are you doing,
making me pose for nothing?!
**[17:53] Anna**
Are you really that into river crabs?!
**[17:56] Komari**
Th-There it is.
**[17:58] Komari**
Crabby.
**[18:00] Anna**
Komari-chan's crabby, too.
**[18:02] Anna**
Do you guys really love crabs that much?
**[18:05] Komari**
Got it!
**[18:05] Anna**
Is it 'cause they taste good?
**[18:08] Nukumizu**
Hey, don't be so grumpy.
Let's take a video. A video.
**[18:11] Anna**
Oh, nice idea. You're starting to get it now.
**[18:19] Nukumizu**
What's the matter?
**[18:20] Anna**
When you put me on the spot and tell me to
move around, I kinda don't know what to do.
**[18:25] Nukumizu**
Why not sing something?
The Mr. Elephant song?
**[18:28] Anna**
Wouldn't that be sad, though? Are you sure?
**[18:34] Anna**
What's wrong? Did you see a
king crab this time? Or a snow crab?
**[18:38] Nukumizu**
Actually, it's something even rarer.
**[18:41] Anna**
Really? A horsehair crab?
**[18:56] Anna**
I've never seen a real
clawfoot bathtub before.
**[18:59] Lemon**
I guess it used to be
somebody's vacation home.
**[19:02] Lemon**
Grandma said she bought it
when she was a college professor.
**[19:07] Anna**
An ex-college professor's vacation home!
Hey, can I take a picture?
**[19:11] Anna**
Can I drop hints?
**[19:13] Lemon**
Hints?
**[19:14] Lemon**
What do you mean, "drop hints"?
**[19:15] Nukumizu**
I'm glad we met up with Yakishio,
but what do we do now?
**[19:19] Koto**
What do we do?
She seems okay, so isn't that enough?
**[19:24] Nukumizu**
That's what I mean. If she was open
about being depressed, that'd be one thing,
**[19:29] Nukumizu**
but when she's acting so cheery,
it makes it harder to bring it up.
**[19:33] Koto**
You have a really bad habit of
always trying to rush to conclusions.
**[19:40] Koto**
Acting cheery is one way to get cheery.
Just keep her company for now.
**[19:45] Koto**
Okay, Komari-chan. You're up.
**[19:47] Komari**
What?
**[19:48] Komari**
I-I don't have any sore muscles!
Senpai, wait! Stop—
**[19:51] Koto**
Come on, now.
**[19:59] Komari**
Thi-i-is fe-e-els so-o go-o-od.
**[20:03] Lemon**
So what were you guys doing there?
**[20:05] Nukumizu**
We just... randomly came to hang out.
**[20:09] Lemon**
No, you didn't.
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
Yeah, well, um...
**[20:12] Lemon**
Thanks, though. For looking out for me.
**[20:17] Grandma**
I'm home.
**[20:19] Grandma**
Oh, do we have guests?
**[20:21] Lemon**
Yeah! Welcome back, Grandma!
**[20:25] Koto**
Please excuse the intrusion.
**[20:27] Koto**
We're members of the literature
club at Lemon-san's school.
**[20:31] Grandma**
Nice to meet you.
Please make yourselves at home.
**[20:34] Grandma**
Oh, yes! Wouldn't this be
a good time to order sushi?
**[20:38] Grandma**
Is there anything you kids can't eat?
**[20:40] Nukumizu**
Oh, we couldn't impose
on you for something like—
**[20:46] Anna**
We're all good! We can eat anything!
**[20:49] all**
Let's eat!
**[20:52] Grandma**
Let's.
**[20:56] Anna**
The fish is so tender and delicious.
**[20:59] Grandma**
How is it?
**[21:00] Koto**
This really is delicious!
**[21:00] Nukumizu**
You should hurry up and eat, too, Komari.
**[21:03] Nukumizu**
The sushi's disappearing
faster than I expected.
**[21:06] Komari**
I-I've never had salmon roe before.
**[21:09] Komari**
I'm kinda scared.
**[21:10] Nukumizu**
Yeah, you should leave them be.
**[21:13] Lemon**
Here, Komari-chan. Eat these.
**[21:16] Lemon**
It's sea urchin and abalone.
**[21:17] Komari**
Oh. N-Never had either one before.
**[21:22] Lemon**
Let's clean up.
**[21:23] all**
Okay.
**[21:25] Lemon**
I'll wipe the table.
**[21:26] Anna**
Okay. Then I'll take this stuff away.
**[21:28] Nukumizu**
Do you ever get lonely
living alone in the mountains?
**[21:31] Grandma**
I have the internet these days, so I get by.
**[21:34] Grandma**
And my granddaughter is thoughtful
enough to brings guests over.
**[21:39] Lemon**
Hey, guys.
**[21:41] Lemon**
You should all spend the night.
We have tons of rooms.
**[21:45] Nukumizu**
I appreciate the offer, but I didn't
bring a change of clothes or anything.
**[21:50] Nukumizu**
*Wait just a minute.*
**[21:51] Nukumizu**
* Yanami changed into something different*
* after falling into the river, didn't she?*
**[21:57] Nukumizu**
Senpai, were you actually planning
to stay over from the start?
**[22:03] Koto**
Oh? Didn't I tell you?
**[22:05] Nukumizu**
I didn't hear anything about it.
**[22:07] Nukumizu**
But it'd be rude to just
barge in on them like this.
**[22:10] Grandma**
Oh, it's fine. I'd be very happy
to host all of you tonight.
**[22:13] Nukumizu**
Um, I...
**[22:15] Grandma**
Just let Grandma take care of everything.
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Let Any One of You Who Has Never Been Dumped
Be the First to Throw a Stone at the Losing Heroine
# E7 - The Other Side of a Happy Ending
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN27JZ/the-other-side-of-a-happy-ending)
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**[00:11] Nukumizu**
*Countryside tap water is delicious.*
**[00:13] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun?
**[00:16] Anna**
What are you doing?
**[00:17] Nukumizu**
I got a little thirsty.
**[00:19] Nukumizu**
What are *you* doing?
**[00:23] Anna**
I can't keep my eyes shut.
**[02:01] Nukumizu**
Did Yakishio already go to bed?
**[02:03] Anna**
She just told me she was going out for a run.
**[02:06] Nukumizu**
At this hour?
**[02:09] Nukumizu**
Did you talk to Yakishio
about what happened before?
**[02:13] Anna**
I'm worried I might say the wrong thing.
**[02:16] Nukumizu**
The wrong thing?
**[02:19] Anna**
I don't think I can really root
for anyone this time.
**[02:24] Anna**
I can understand why Asagumo-san is
nervous since they just started dating.
**[02:28] Anna**
But she should just talk
to her boyfriend directly.
**[02:31] Anna**
I don't think she should be testing
their relationship in such sneaky ways.
**[02:36] Anna**
At all.
**[02:39] Nukumizu**
Maybe he's partly responsible, too.
**[02:43] Anna**
Huh?
**[02:44] Nukumizu**
Oh, I mean, it's clear to me
that Ayano isn't a bad guy.
**[02:49] Nukumizu**
But I can understand why
Asagumo-san would be nervous.
**[02:53] Anna**
But Asagumo-san is—
**[02:55] Nukumizu**
You know what?
**[02:57] Nukumizu**
Let's stop talking about it.
**[03:01] Nukumizu**
Um, I mean, I don't want you saying bad
things about people behind their back.
**[03:07] Nukumizu**
Sorry. That was a weird thing to say.
**[03:12] Anna**
Fine. Then this is the last thing I'll say.
**[03:15] Anna**
If Lemon-chan's so bad at hiding her feelings
that she accidentally blurts them out,
**[03:20] Anna**
she should've just told him a year ago.
**[03:23] Nukumizu**
*That's rich, coming from you.*
**[03:25] Anna**
Asagumo-san and Ayano-kun, too.
The three of them are a complete mess.
**[03:31] Anna**
There. It's out of my system. From here on,
it's back to "good girl Yanami-chan."
**[03:37] Anna**
But you know what?
**[03:40] Anna**
Lemon-chan's my friend, so if I was talking
to her now, I'd probably tell her this:
**[03:47] Anna**
"You should go out with him."
**[03:50] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[03:52] Anna**
She should steal him.
Asagumo-san said she'd step aside, after all.
**[03:59] Nukumizu**
But that'd be really—
**[04:01] Anna**
Lemon-chan wouldn't want that, would she?
**[04:04] Anna**
I don't like it very much,
but even I can see she's right about that.
**[04:12] Nukumizu**
Maybe I'll go for a walk.
**[04:16] Anna**
At this hour?
**[04:17] Nukumizu**
The moon looks really pretty tonight.
**[04:22] Anna**
If you go back down the road
we came up, there's a shrine.
**[04:26] Anna**
Lemon-chan says that's where
she goes when she needs to think.
**[04:31] Nukumizu**
I'm not going to look for Yakishio, though.
**[04:34] Anna**
Hmm? Then maybe I'll go look for her instead.
**[04:38] Anna**
Think I should turn Lemon-chan
into a bad girl like me?
**[04:45] Nukumizu**
Please don't do that.
**[05:06] Lemon**
You know, I really didn't
intend to get in their way.
**[05:12] Lemon**
I wonder if I'll be able to stay friends
with Mitsuki after this. Maybe not.
**[05:18] Nukumizu**
Now that he knows how you feel,
things probably won't be the same anymore.
**[05:24] Lemon**
That Mitsuki...
**[05:26] Lemon**
I think he's having trouble setting
boundaries with Asagumo-san.
**[05:30] Lemon**
Like deciding how to react to her advances.
Or how to deepen their relationship.
**[05:36] Nukumizu**
Yeah, okay, but relationship advice aside,
**[05:40] Nukumizu**
I bet you don't want to hear about all that.
**[05:43] Lemon**
Hey, I'm not a kid, you know.
**[05:45] Lemon**
Those two are going out.
These things happen sometimes.
**[05:50] Nukumizu**
If you try to stay friends with him
like before, this will keep happening.
**[05:56] Lemon**
I know that.
**[05:59] Lemon**
I know. That's why I was trying
to give Mitsuki advice as a friend.
**[06:04] Lemon**
I thought if I did that, I could accept
the reality of how things were.
**[06:07] Lemon**
I really thought I could accept it.
**[06:10] Lemon**
But you know...
**[06:14] Lemon**
I still couldn't help wishing
he was attracted to me.
**[06:19] Lemon**
At first, I sincerely just wanted
to give Mitsuki advice.
**[06:24] Lemon**
But then, every time I was going
to meet him, I'd get so excited.
**[06:29] Lemon**
I started thinking that I wanted
things to stay like that forever.
**[06:34] Lemon**
And then... And then...
**[06:37] Lemon**
It was just one time,
but I had a really terrible thought.
**[06:49] Lemon**
"What if he stays with me
and the two of them break up?"
**[06:56] Lemon**
It was such a selfish thing to think.
**[07:02] Lemon**
Mitsuki was...
**[07:05] Lemon**
Mitsuki was depending on me for help.
**[07:10] Lemon**
And even then, I... I...
**[07:16] Lemon**
I'm so bad. I'm sorry.
**[07:22] Lemon**
I'm so sorry.
**[07:37] Koto**
Thank you so much for your hospitality.
**[07:39] Lemon's Grandma**
Not at all. It was my pleasure.
**[07:42] Anna**
Hey, Nukumizu-kun. That T-shirt...
**[07:45] Lemon**
That's mine, you know.
I'm glad it fits you okay.
**[07:49] Nukumizu**
Huh? This is your shirt, Yakishio?
**[07:52] Nukumizu**
R-Really? I'll take it off.
**[07:53] Lemon**
It's just an extra one I had. No big deal.
**[07:55] Lemon**
I tried to lend it to Yana-chan
yesterday, but it was too—
**[07:58] Anna**
Lemon-chan!
**[07:59] Anna**
I told you not to tell anyone
about that! Didn't I?!
**[08:01] Lemon**
Ah, who cares? It's just Nuk-kun.
**[08:03] Nukumizu**
*So Yanami put this on and it didn't fit?*
**[08:04] Anna**
*I* care!
**[08:07] Koto**
Looks like everything's working out.
**[08:09] Nukumizu**
I didn't do anything special.
**[08:13] Nukumizu**
All we can really do is watch over her.
**[08:18] Nukumizu**
But, uh, could you please
give me some space here?
**[08:21] Koto**
Oh? Does me being this close make you
nervous? Aw, that makes me so happy!
**[08:30] Komari**
Sexual harassment.
**[08:31] Nukumizu**
Now, hold on!
I'm the one getting harassed here!
**[08:35] Lemon**
Thank you for coming, guys.
I'll see you back at school.
**[08:39] Lemon's Grandma**
Lemon really has some lovely friends.
**[08:42] Nukumizu**
Do you think so? The girls in the
literature club are a little eccentric.
**[08:47] Nukumizu**
They're kind of fearless,
but not necessarily in a good way.
**[08:50] Lemon's Grandma**
Oh, when I said that, Nukumizu-kun,
I was thinking of you.
**[08:56] Lemon**
Hey there, Nuk-kun.
**[08:59] Lemon**
I'll go talk to them.
**[09:03] Lemon**
Mitsuki and Asagumo-san.
**[09:15] Lemon**
Asagumo-san?
**[09:18] Chihaya**
This is the first time we've
been alone together, isn't it?
**[09:21] Lemon**
Why are you...
**[09:24] Chihaya**
Yakishio-san...
**[09:26] Chihaya**
Would you mind if we talked a little?
I would like to get to know you better.
**[09:35] Lemon**
Mm-hmm. I would, too.
**[09:47] Chihaya**
Oh, after you, Yakishio-san.
**[09:49] Lemon**
Thank you, Asagumo-san.
**[09:51] Chihaya**
You're very welcome.
**[09:54] Lemon**
Asagumo-san?
**[09:55] Chihaya**
I'll join you in a moment.
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**[10:06] Chihaya**
I ended up breaking my promise just once.
**[10:09] Lemon**
Huh?
**[10:10] Chihaya**
But I think this really is the end of it now.
**[10:13] Chihaya**
Please don't tell
Nukumizu-san about it, okay?
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**[10:31] Lemon**
Thanks for waiting, Nuk-kun.
**[10:33] Nukumizu**
Yakishio! What are you wearing?
**[10:35] Lemon**
It's because I was just running.
**[10:37] Nukumizu**
Yeah, but aren't you meeting Ayano after this?
**[10:40] Lemon**
It's fine. I'm just being myself.
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**[10:48] Lemon**
Thanks for walking me here.
**[10:51] Nukumizu**
So that's it?
**[10:52] Lemon**
Yeah. I can handle the rest by myself.
**[10:55] Lemon**
You wait for me here, Nuk-kun.
**[10:57] Nukumizu**
*So you did want me to walk you back.*
**[11:00] Lemon**
All right, I'm gonna go settle things!
**[11:03] Nukumizu**
* It's kinda late to say this now,*
* but isn't this basically trespassing?*
**[11:07] Nukumizu**
*Won't we be in trouble if we're caught?*
**[11:22] Lemon**
Mitsuki, thanks for coming.
**[11:25] Ayano**
Well, thank you to you, too.
**[11:27] Lemon**
This brings back memories.
How many years has it been?
**[11:32] Lemon**
Were these always this small?
**[11:36] Ayano**
They seem about right. We probably
stopped playing on them by fifth grade or so.
**[11:43] Lemon**
Do you remember the first time
I talked to you, Mitsuki?
**[11:48] Ayano**
Was it in second grade?
**[11:50] Ayano**
When you jumped off the swing
and hurt your leg, right?
**[11:54] Lemon**
So you do remember.
**[11:55] Ayano**
Well, of course I do. I was a nerdy kid
with my nose always in a book,
**[12:00] Ayano**
and the class boss brat started bugging me.
Most people would be traumatized.
**[12:04] Lemon**
That's how you remember it?
**[12:06] Lemon**
Not a lovely memory of reading books
with the poor little girl who hurt her leg?
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**[12:13] Ayano**
You would get bored so quickly,
I always got stuck explaining the story to you.
**[12:19] Lemon**
You know what? Books and stuff
always put me to sleep,
**[12:23] Lemon**
but when it was you talking to me,
I didn't have any trouble listening.
**[12:28] Ayano**
Yeah.
**[12:30] Lemon**
That's why, even when my leg got better,
I kept spending time with you.
**[12:44] Lemon**
This really does bring back memories.
**[12:46] Ayano**
Yeah. Wow, it's already been eight years.
**[12:51] Lemon**
In eighth grade, when I said I was
gonna try to get into Tsuwabuki High,
**[12:56] Lemon**
everyone thought I was joking and
wouldn't take me seriously. Isn't that mean?
**[13:00] Ayano**
Well, it's not surprising
considering your grades back then.
**[13:04] Lemon**
But you didn't laugh at me.
**[13:07] Ayano**
I still didn't think you'd make it.
**[13:09] Lemon**
If that's true, why did you decide to help me?
**[13:15] Ayano**
You told me why you wanted
to go to Tsuwabuki, remember?
**[13:20] Ayano**
A lot of your relatives
were academics and lawyers,
**[13:23] Ayano**
and as the only one in the family who was bad
at studying, you got an inferiority complex.
**[13:28] Lemon**
You have a really good memory.
**[13:31] Lemon**
But you know, that wasn't the only reason.
**[13:35] Lemon**
I wanted to go to the same school as you.
**[13:39] Ayano**
Lemon...
**[13:41] Lemon**
I'm just being honest with you.
Will you be honest with me?
**[13:48] Ayano**
Same here. I wanted to go
to the same school as you.
**[13:55] Ayano**
Lemon, look. Once we got into middle school,
you started getting a ton of attention, right?
**[14:00] Ayano**
You were so popular and
always surrounded by friends.
**[14:04] Ayano**
To me, you seemed to shine so brightly.
**[14:07] Ayano**
But it felt like you had
drifted away from me.
**[14:10] Ayano**
That's why I was so glad you
still counted on me for help.
**[14:15] Lemon**
I didn't realize that's how
you thought about me.
**[14:19] Ayano**
Back in those days, I really didn't
understand what I was feeling yet.
**[14:26] Ayano**
But it's different now.
**[14:32] Lemon**
Why don't I just say it for you?
**[14:40] Lemon**
Mitsuki, you really liked me, didn't you?
**[14:48] Ayano**
I really didn't understand
that feeling at all until now.
**[14:53] Ayano**
But once I started dating Chihaya,
**[14:57] Ayano**
I started to realize that's how it feels
when you really like someone.
**[15:01] Lemon**
That makes me so happy. I'm so happy.
**[15:06] Ayano**
Lemon, I...
**[15:07] Lemon**
I mean, have you ever heard
of anything this nice?
**[15:11] Lemon**
Finding out the person you like
actually did like you?
**[15:16] Lemon**
I don't think anything
could make me happier.
**[15:26] Lemon**
So what is it about Asagumo-san
that made you fall for her?
**[15:30] Ayano**
Well, that's... Is it okay to tell you?
**[15:34] Lemon**
At this point, yeah.
**[15:36] Ayano**
In the future, I want to get a job
that has something to do with books.
**[15:41] Ayano**
So I'll go to college in Tokyo,
**[15:43] Ayano**
and spend four years getting
as much experience as I can.
**[15:47] Lemon**
Does Asagumo-san have the same plan?
**[15:49] Ayano**
Yeah.
**[15:51] Lemon**
You guys are both so amazing.
You're already thinking that far ahead.
**[15:56] Ayano**
To me, you're the amazing one.
**[16:03] Lemon**
Hey, isn't that star super bright?
Is it the North Star?
**[16:07] Ayano**
If it's bright, it might be
the Summer Triangle.
**[16:10] Ayano**
See where those three
big stars form a triangle?
**[16:16] Lemon**
Hmm. I can only see one of them.
**[16:25] Lemon**
Mitsuki.
**[16:27] Lemon**
You'd better not let go of Asagumo-san.
She's exactly the girl you need.
**[16:34] Ayano**
Yeah.
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**[16:39] Nukumizu**
*Yeah, I'll go with cats.*
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**[16:41] Nukumizu**
*I'll say my cat snuck into the schoolyard.*
**[16:44] Nukumizu**
*Okay, settled. That's my excuse.*
**[16:46] Nukumizu**
*I'll say its name is Meowko or someth—*
**[16:50] Ayano**
Nukumizu? What are you doing here?
**[16:53] Nukumizu**
It's pretty late, so I got stuck
escorting Yakishio here.
**[16:57] Nukumizu**
Is she still in there?
**[16:59] Ayano**
Yeah. I think she wants a little time alone.
**[17:03] Ayano**
So I heard from Chihaya that the stuff
about you liking Yanami was all a lie.
**[17:08] Nukumizu**
Oh, right. I forgot about that plotline.
**[17:11] Ayano**
You're a really good guy. Most people
wouldn't go this far for their friends.
**[17:17] Nukumizu**
If you mean Yakishio,
we aren't exactly friends.
**[17:20] Ayano**
You don't need to overthink it.
**[17:22] Ayano**
You and me became friends
before we knew it, too, right?
**[17:26] Nukumizu**
What? You mean we're friends now?
**[17:29] Ayano**
Seriously?
**[17:30] Ayano**
Don't make me start crying, man.
**[17:35] Lemon**
Right when a girl is getting all sentimental.
**[17:38] Lemon**
What the heck are you guys doing, anyway?
**[17:40] Ayano**
A little man-to-man talk. Right, Nukumizu?
**[17:44] Nukumizu**
Um, yeah, something like that.
**[17:47] Lemon**
Uh-huh.
**[17:48] Ayano**
Okay, make sure Nukumizu
gets you home safely.
**[17:51] Lemon**
Speak for yourself. Don't get scared
of the dark and start crying on the way.
**[17:58] Nukumizu**
Ayano!
**[18:01] Ayano**
What's the matter?
**[18:02] Nukumizu**
Um, just for today,
why don't you walk her home instead?
**[18:08] Ayano**
Huh? But...
**[18:09] Nukumizu**
Yakishio, I gotta go take care of something.
Ask Ayano to walk back with you.
**[18:15] Nukumizu**
Okay, Ayano. You got the rest.
**[18:23] Ayano**
The streets can be dangerous at night.
**[18:26] Ayano**
Would it be all right if I walked you home?
**[18:30] Lemon**
Sure.
**[18:36] Lemon**
Say, Mitsuki...
**[18:38] Ayano**
What?
**[18:40] Lemon**
I like you, Mitsuki.
**[18:43] Ayano**
Lemon. Come on.
**[18:45] Lemon**
What?
**[18:46] Ayano**
I mean...
**[18:49] Ayano**
Thank you. That makes me happy, Lemon.
**[18:58] Lemon**
Hey, can I ask for just one favor?
**[19:02] Ayano**
Favor?
**[19:03] Lemon**
Yeah. But don't tell Asagumo-san.
Just one little thing.
**[19:08] Lemon**
For the first and last time.
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***SIGN*** The Other Side of a Happy Ending
**[19:29] Kaju**
Are you heading out already, big brother?
**[19:31] Nukumizu**
It's a new term.
It'd look bad if I showed up late.
**[19:36] Kaju**
Okay, big brother. Then stay right there.
**[19:39] Kaju**
Face forward and hold still a moment.
**[19:45] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[19:47] Kaju**
See you later, big brother.
**[19:51] Chihaya**
Good morning, Nukumizu-san.
**[19:54] Nukumizu**
Um, yeah, good morning.
**[19:56] Chihaya**
I know we've been through a lot,
**[19:58] Chihaya**
but I was finally able to talk things
through with Mitsuki-san and Lemon-san.
**[20:02] Nukumizu**
Really? I'm glad to hear that.
**[20:05] Nukumizu**
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.
**[20:08] Chihaya**
What is it?
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
About your GPS. Did you actually
plant one on Yakishio, too?
**[20:16] Chihaya**
Nukumizu-san, did you know this?
**[20:18] Chihaya**
The battery embedded in a transmitter
only lasts several days at best.
**[20:22] Chihaya**
What in the world would you call such
a device that has lost its functionality?
**[20:27] Chihaya**
Is it still a transmitter?
Or just a piece of junk?
**[20:31] Nukumizu**
You know, Asagumo-san, you seem like
a totally different person in cram school.
**[20:36] Chihaya**
I might not look like it,
but I'm actually a bad girl.
**[20:42] Lemon**
Chiha-chan, Nuk-kun, good morning!
**[20:45] Chihaya**
Good morning, Lemon-san!
**[20:49] Ayano**
Good morning, Nukumizu.
**[20:50] Nukumizu**
Good morning, Ayano.
**[20:53] Nukumizu**
What's going on with those two?
**[20:55] Ayano**
I don't get it either, but it seems like
they're starting to really get along.
**[20:59] Ayano**
Chihaya's already starting to hear all
the old, embarrassing stories about me.
**[21:04] Ayano**
I don't know what to do about it.
**[21:07] Nukumizu**
Well, I'm glad it's working out.
**[21:09] Nukumizu**
Keep me out of it from now on, okay?
**[21:13] Anna**
I dropped so many hints online, people are
spreading rumors that I have a boyfriend.
**[21:18] Anna**
They're saying, "Next time
we hang out, bring him along!"
**[21:20] Nukumizu**
So deny the rumors.
**[21:22] Anna**
No, no. I've dropped far too many hints.
**[21:26] Anna**
It's terrible timing to go,
"Oh, heavens no! I don't have a boyfriend!"
**[21:29] Anna**
and hear, "Goodness, Yanami, you were
dumped *again*?" Can you imagine it?
**[21:33] Nukumizu**
But Hakamada wasn't even your boyfriend.
**[21:36] Anna**
So I came up with an idea.
**[21:39] Anna**
Why don't I just find a substitute?
**[21:42] Nukumizu**
You mean a substitute boyfriend?
**[21:44] Anna**
Yeah.
**[21:45] Anna**
And so, Nukumizu-kun,
I need to ask you a favor.
**[21:52] Anna**
Listen, Nukumizu-kun,
this might be a problem for you, but...
**[22:01] Anna**
Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
**[22:03] Anna**
Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
**[22:06] Anna**
Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
**[22:13] Anna**
He's got the looks, and he's a great student.
I think he might be perfect for it!
**[22:25] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san.
**[22:27] Nukumizu**
Hurry up and get a boyfriend.
# E8 - If You Are In Trouble, Feel Free to Consult
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ79NV/if-you-are-in-trouble-feel-free-to-consult)
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**[00:03] staff**
Once we bag this up, we're done.
**[00:04] students**
Okay.
**[00:12] worker A**
Let's go make that report.
**[00:14] worker B**
Yessir.
**[00:14] worker A**
Sure finished early today.
**[00:16] worker B**
Yessir.
**[00:24] Nukumizu**
Well, now. Shall we see
what this fellow is made of?
**[00:30] Nukumizu**
Komari, I see you caught the scent, too.
**[00:32] Nukumizu**
Sorry, though. The first sip
from this faucet goes to—
***SIGN*** Literature Club
**[00:37] Nukumizu**
What in the world is the matter?
**[00:39] Komari**
Y-You'll see. Just hurry up and open the d-door.
**[00:43] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[00:55] Komari**
Nukumizu! Push harder!
**[00:58] Nukumizu**
I-It won't close!
**[01:00] Nukumizu**
H-Hey!
**[01:02] Nukumizu**
Hey!
**[01:09] Komari**
L-Let me out! I-I-I'm still trapped inside!
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
**[01:14] Komari**
Hey. S-Stop that.
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!
**[02:52] Nukumizu**
So I get that
**[02:54] Nukumizu**
you're dressed like that as a
costume fitting for the festival,
**[02:57] Nukumizu**
but what brings you here?
**[03:04] Shikiya**
Literature club. Your exhibit...
**[03:07] Shikiya**
application is... very lacking.
**[03:13] Shikiya**
I tried to tell her, but she ran away.
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
***SIGN*** Make a concrete
proposal and
keep it easy to understand!
***SIGN*** Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
***SIGN*** Literature
***SIGN*** Club
***SIGN*** Applicant
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Nukumizu Kazuhiko
***SIGN*** Exhibit Contents
***SIGN*** Write more details
about the exhibit!
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***SIGN*** The deadline is 10/5!
I can wait until after class.
If there's something you want
the student council to do
before the actual Tsuwabuki
Fest, tell us.
If you don't understand
something or have any questions,
come see the student council.
Shikiya Yumeko
**[03:18] Shikiya**
If you don't do it right, you get rejected.
**[03:22] Shikiya**
That okay with you?
**[03:24] Komari**
N-No, it isn't.
**[03:27] Komari**
W-We'll do it right.
I want to get a lot of visitors.
**[03:35] Tamaki**
Sorry for leaving you with
all that Tsuwabuki Fest prep.
**[03:39] Nukumizu**
I'm all right with it.
**[03:41] Nukumizu**
To tell you the truth,
Komari's more into it than I am.
**[03:45] Tamaki**
Is she?
**[03:46] Tamaki**
So I wanted to talk to you
about the next club president.
**[03:50] Tamaki**
Koto and I have entrance exams,
so we're quitting after Tsuwabuki Fest.
**[03:54] Tamaki**
And we were thinking of asking Komari-chan
to be the next club president.
**[03:58] Nukumizu**
Komari?
**[03:59] Tamaki**
Yeah. And we want you to be
vice president to back Komari-chan up.
**[04:05] Nukumizu**
I don't mind at all.
**[04:09] Nukumizu**
But I can tell you're really
worried about Komari-chan.
**[04:11] Koto**
Yes, we're worried!
**[04:13] Koto**
I mean, we're graduating and leaving
Komari-chan here all alone! I'm so, so worried!
**[04:18] Koto**
Maybe I should stay one
more year just to be safe.
**[04:20] Tamaki**
Koto, that sounds too real coming from you.
**[04:24] Koto**
Nukumizu-kun, for this year's Tsuwabuki Fest,
we'll stay in the background.
**[04:28] Koto**
We thought letting Komari-chan do the prep
and stuff would boost her confidence.
**[04:33] Koto**
So please keep an eye on Komari-chan
for me. Be nice to her, okay?
**[04:36] Nukumizu**
Sure, to the best of my ability—
**[04:39] Koto**
She likes pudding more than ice cream.
And she doesn't drink coffee, so watch out.
**[04:43] Koto**
She also doesn't love the green parts of
green onions, so chop those finely, okay?
**[04:49] Nukumizu**
I'll remember that if
I ever make her pork soup.
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
***SIGN*** Month
***SIGN*** Day
***SIGN*** Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
***SIGN*** Club
***SIGN*** Applicant
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Exhibit Contents
***SIGN*** Floor Plan
***SIGN*** Supervisor
**[04:59] Kaju**
By the way, dear brother,
how are things going these days?
**[05:02] Nukumizu**
These days? Well, let's see...
**[05:05] Nukumizu**
The cafeteria sink was removed, and the
plumbing for the faucets was changed.
**[05:10] Kaju**
Oh, the faucets, huh?
**[05:12] Nukumizu**
Yes. And I was able to confirm
just how the flavor had changed.
**[05:16] Kaju**
Well, isn't that just lovely?
**[05:18] Kaju**
Incidentally, you just received
a message from Yanami-san!
**[05:23] Kaju**
"Lunch tomorrow at the fire escape stairs."
**[05:27] Nukumizu**
Kaju...
**[05:28] Nukumizu**
Why are you looking at my
phone without permission?
**[05:31] Kaju**
But big brother, you always act
so indifferent toward Yanami-san.
**[05:35] Kaju**
As your little sister,
I need to supervise your progress.
**[05:36] Nukumizu**
Hey, wait a...
***SIGN*** Looking forward to it.
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Okay.
***SIGN*** Lunch tomorrow
***SIGN*** at the fire escape stairs
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Okay.
***SIGN*** Lunch tomorrow
***SIGN*** at the fire escape stairs
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Okay.
***SIGN*** Lunch tomorrow
***SIGN*** at the fire escape stairs
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Happy to.
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Okay.
***SIGN*** Lunch tomorrow
***SIGN*** at the fire escape stairs
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Happy to.
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Looking forward to it.
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Okay.
***SIGN*** Lunch tomorrow
***SIGN*** at the fire escape stairs
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Happy to.
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Looking forward to it.
**[05:39] Nukumizu**
Hey! Stop!
**[05:41] Kaju**
Now you should be able to make some progress!
**[05:45] Kaju**
I'll do my best to make you a very nice lunch!
**[05:50] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, don't get the wrong idea.
It isn't about me holding a grudge this time.
**[05:56] Anna**
As a friend—no, as a
representative of all humanity,
**[05:59] Anna**
I simply felt the need to raise an objection.
**[06:02] Anna**
Listen, our class has started preparations
for Tsuwabuki Fest, right?
**[06:07] Nukumizu**
"Halloween on the Corner," right?
**[06:09] Anna**
Yeah. So I went to the nurse's office
to take costume measurements...
**[06:14] Anna**
And even though Sosuke was there,
Karen-chan started taking off her clothes!
**[06:18] girl**
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
**[06:18] Anna**
Of course the girl in charge of wardrobe
noticed and kicked Sosuke out.
**[06:22] Anna**
But then, Sosuke said this:
**[06:26] (Flashback) Sosuke**
Bad habit! I'm just so used to it.
**[06:32] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, if any of this
looks good, want some?
**[06:36] Anna**
Really? Anything I want?
**[06:38] Nukumizu**
Sure. Help yourself.
The Scotch egg is a winner.
**[06:43] Anna**
Ooh! Looks good! Then I'll take this.
**[06:47] Nukumizu**
I've never seen anyone pick the
rice ball in a situation like this.
**[06:51] Anna**
You said I could take anything I want.
**[06:54] Nukumizu**
Um, changing the subject a little,
do you have any ideas for the lit club's plan?
**[07:01] Anna**
Hmm. What did Komari-chan say?
**[07:04] Nukumizu**
She said if we're doing it,
she wants people to come.
**[07:07] Nukumizu**
She really wants the lit club's plan
to succeed, so she's working super hard.
**[07:11] Anna**
Hmm. Komari-chan really
is a girly girl after all.
**[07:15] Nukumizu**
A girly girl?
**[07:17] Anna**
I mean, the third-years are
all leaving the club, right?
**[07:20] Anna**
Even if her crush doesn't return her feelings,
she wants to send him off with a bang.
**[07:24] Anna**
You go, Komari-chan. She's so innocent.
**[07:29] Nukumizu**
Is that what she's doing?
**[07:31] Anna**
That's what she's doing, Nukumizu-kun.
**[07:33] Anna**
I can get behind that. And Komari-chan's
gonna be the next president, right?
**[07:38] Nukumizu**
What, you already knew?
**[07:40] Anna**
Tsukinoki-senpai sent me a message saying,
"Keep an eye on Komari-chan for me."
**[07:44] Anna**
So I spent a lot of time brainstorming
by myself. Wanna hear?
**[07:50] Nukumizu**
Sure. Please tell me.
**[07:52] Anna**
People are drawn to food!
**[07:55] Nukumizu**
*Figures.*
**[07:57] Nukumizu**
But that has nothing to do with the lit club.
Plus, there aren't many of us.
**[08:00] Anna**
In which case we should give the exhibit
a theme that has to do with food!
**[08:05] Anna**
Let's grab Komari-chan and get researching!
**[08:12] Nukumizu**
I don't mind doing research, but why here?
**[08:15] Anna**
You sure are slow.
***SIGN*** For the Love
of Drink
***SIGN*** Yasuko
**[08:17] Anna**
This area is a fusion of things old and new.
**[08:21] Anna**
The community also has a long
history of artistic innovation.
**[08:25] Nukumizu**
What are you getting at?
**[08:27] Anna**
Well, I'm saying we should let
the environment here inspire us,
**[08:32] Anna**
so that we start to feel it... and stuff?
You know, like that. Yeah.
**[08:37] Nukumizu**
* Sounds like she hasn't*
* thought about it very deeply.*
**[08:39] Anna**
Oh! Over there!
**[08:40] Komari**
N-Nukumizu.
**[08:42] Komari**
Wh-Why did you guys ask me to come?
**[08:45] Nukumizu**
Well, you were having trouble deciding
on a theme for Tsuwabuki Fest, right?
**[08:50] Nukumizu**
We thought this might give you ideas.
**[08:52] Komari**
B-But aren't I getting in your way?
**[08:55] Nukumizu**
In my way?
**[08:56] Komari**
I-I mean, you're going out with Yanami, right?
**[09:02] Nukumizu**
No, no, not a chance.
**[09:04] Nukumizu**
Why would you even think that?
**[09:06] Komari**
Y-You guys are a-always doing stuff together.
***SIGN*** Sea Otter
**[09:11] Nukumizu**
Listen, Komari. Otters are cute, right?
**[09:15] Komari**
Otters? L-Like, the sea creature?
**[09:17] Nukumizu**
Yes. The otter.
Those little guys sure look cute,
***SIGN*** Sea Otter
**[09:21] Nukumizu**
and they eat more than 20%
of their body weight each day.
**[09:26] Nukumizu**
Otters are cute. They're big eaters.
**[09:28] Nukumizu**
But that doesn't make you
fall in love with them.
**[09:31] Nukumizu**
That's essentially what I'm getting at.
**[09:33] Komari**
Y-Yeah, okay.
**[09:36] Anna**
Hey! Come over here!
I found a shop that looks interesting!
***SIGN*** Toyohashi Bldg. Shopping Arcade
**[09:41] Anna**
I'd like a matcha framboise, please.
**[09:44] Anna**
You, Komari-chan?
**[09:47] Komari**
Uh, I'll pass.
**[09:54] Anna**
Whoa! It's so good!
**[09:56] Nukumizu**
Here. It looks bad, but I haven't touched it.
**[10:01] Komari**
Are you really sure?
**[10:03] Nukumizu**
Well, we're here for research.
Isn't it best if we all eat some?
**[10:08] Komari**
U-Um, o-okay, thanks.
**[10:15] Anna**
I can't say for sure,
**[10:17] Anna**
but I kinda get the feeling you'd treat me
a little differently if I was out of money.
**[10:21] Nukumizu**
If we assume that's true,
would you like me to explain why?
**[10:24] Nukumizu**
Ow!
**[10:25] Anna**
That's what I'm talking about!
**[10:27] Nukumizu**
What *are* you talking about?
**[10:28] Komari**
Th-This is delicious!
**[10:28] Anna**
*That's* what I'm talking about!
**[10:30] Nukumizu**
Whoa! Ah! Ouch!
**[10:31] Anna**
I'm gonna eat another one!
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
***SIGN*** Month
***SIGN*** Day
***SIGN*** Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
***SIGN*** Club
***SIGN*** Applicant
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Exhibit Contents
***SIGN*** Floor Plan
**[10:33] Nukumizu**
So I summarized the conversation Komari
and I had after we went out yesterday.
**[10:37] Nukumizu**
We'd like to hear your thoughts.
**[10:40] Anna**
I wasn't part of that conversation, was I?
**[10:45] Nukumizu**
*So she did notice.*
**[10:46] Nukumizu**
* We didn't want the distraction,*
* so we left Yanami out.*
**[10:51] Nukumizu**
Actually, we'd like you to perform
a different kind of job, Yanami-san.
**[10:54] Nukumizu**
Or rather, we have a role in mind
we think only you are capable of.
**[10:58] Anna**
Something only I can do?
**[11:00] Nukumizu**
Yes. It's basically
something like a consultant.
**[11:05] Nukumizu**
I have a feeling you'd be perfect for it.
**[11:07] Anna**
Consultant? You mean you're going
to consult with me, right?
**[11:11] Nukumizu**
I don't know why you had to
shorten it like that, but that is correct.
**[11:15] Anna**
I see! That sounds like
something I could work with.
**[11:18] Anna**
I bet I'd be perfect for the job.
**[11:20] Nukumizu**
Okay, then, back to the main point.
**[11:23] Nukumizu**
We'd like to use your idea and run
with the theme of food and literature.
**[11:27] Nukumizu**
We could showcase authors' favorite foods
or foods that appear in their books.
**[11:32] Anna**
Then put those foods in our exhibit!
**[11:34] Nukumizu**
Yeah. We could list classic recipes and show
photographic representations in the exhibit.
**[11:38] Anna**
Photographic representations?
**[11:41] Anna**
Aren't we going to be serving actual food?
**[11:44] Nukumizu**
Well, we aren't doing a restaurant—
**[11:46] Anna**
Attention please!
**[11:47] Anna**
Ahem. Listen.
**[11:49] Anna**
When I said I wanted to use food as the theme,
**[11:52] Anna**
this is not what I meant at all!
**[11:55] Nukumizu**
Then what did you mean?
**[11:57] Anna**
Well, don't you picture Showa-era authors
eating beef hot pot and eel and stuff?
**[12:02] Anna**
We're in the literature club, so we've gotta
try to feel that same literary spirit!
**[12:07] Nukumizu**
* This girl was planning on putting out*
* a beef hot pot at the festival?*
**[12:11] Nukumizu**
You know we aren't allowed
to cook in the classrooms.
**[12:13] Nukumizu**
And the deadline for club
restaurants has already passed.
**[12:17] Anna**
Hey, I just come up with the ideas.
**[12:19] Anna**
You're the one who has to find a way
to make them happen, Nukumizu-kun.
**[12:22] Nukumizu**
*We picked the wrong person to consult.*
**[12:24] Komari**
I-It says here that b-baked sweets
and snacks are okay.
***SIGN*** Cooking Room
**[12:33] Anna**
My friend in the cooking club said we can
cook in here as long as we clean up.
**[12:37] Anna**
So what should we do now?
**[12:39] Nukumizu**
*What? She's already passing the buck?*
**[12:41] Nukumizu**
Do you know any recipes, Yanami-san?
**[12:44] Anna**
Uh, I know how to make fried dough.
**[12:48] Nukumizu**
What's that?
**[12:49] Anna**
You fry flour mixed with water.
**[12:51] Anna**
The key to enjoying it is emptying
your mind of all desire while eating.
**[12:54] Nukumizu**
*I don't want to eat such a depressing snack!*
**[13:01] Anna**
Yum!
**[13:03] Nukumizu**
Komari, you seem used to this sort of thing.
**[13:06] Komari**
I-I've got some rugrats at home.
I'm a-always making snacks for them.
**[13:12] Nukumizu**
Now we just have to match this
with the theme of our exhibit.
**[13:17] Nukumizu**
What's wrong?
**[13:18] Komari**
Y-Yakishio is in the air.
**[13:25] Lemon**
Hup!
**[13:26] Lemon**
Hiya! Whatcha up to?
**[13:28] Anna**
Lemon-chan! We just finished
baking some cookies.
**[13:32] Lemon**
All right!
**[13:34] Lemon**
Mm, these are really good!
**[13:37] Anna**
Well, yeah. I do all right sometimes.
**[13:39] Nukumizu**
Komari's the one who made them.
**[13:41] Lemon**
Wow! Feminine charm off the charts!
**[13:44] Lemon**
Sorry I haven't been able to help
with the festival stuff at all.
**[13:47] Komari**
Y-You have track practice, so it's okay.
**[13:52] Anna**
We nee-uh hi anuh-huh uhb-aye-buh hoo.
**[13:55] Lemon**
Oh, we need to find a new club advisor?
**[13:59] Nukumizu**
*She was able to decipher that?*
**[14:01] Nukumizu**
Wait, advisor? You mean the
lit club doesn't have an advisor?
**[14:05] Anna**
Apparently there were problems
and she quit a long time ago.
**[14:09] Anna**
But we can't turn in applications
without an advisor.
**[14:13] Anna**
Tsukinoki-senpai told me we
had to go find someone new.
**[14:16] Nukumizu**
*Why didn't you say that sooner?*
**[14:19] Anna**
I think we should pick a teacher
we know really well.
**[14:23] Lemon**
All the teachers I know are from track.
**[14:27] Lemon**
Oh! There's also...
**[14:32] Amanatsu**
Ow...
**[14:33] Amanatsu**
Huh? It's you guys? The hell you doin' 'ere?
**[14:37] Nukumizu**
Well...
**[14:37] Amanatsu**
Huh?!
**[14:38] Amanatsu**
Oh, hell. Go take care of that at home.
**[14:42] Nukumizu**
It's not whatever you're thinking.
**[14:43] Nukumizu**
We wanted to ask you for advice.
**[14:45] Amanatsu**
You came here together to ask for my advice?
**[14:49] Amanatsu**
No! Hurry up and go to the nurse's office!
Konuki-chan can help you!
**[14:53] Nukumizu**
It isn't that, either.
**[14:54] Lemon**
Hey, Amana-chan, you gotta
become the lit club's adviser.
**[14:58] Amanatsu**
Whoa, what's all this about now?
**[15:00] Nukumizu**
Oh, I apologize. The literature club
we're in doesn't have a faculty advisor.
**[15:05] Nukumizu**
We need to find a teacher to become
our advisor before Tsuwabuki Fest.
**[15:08] Lemon**
Pretty please, Amana-chan!
**[15:10] Amanatsu**
A-ha. Well, if that's the problem,
I sure would like to help,
**[15:15] Amanatsu**
but I'm already an advisor
for the ping pong club.
**[15:18] Lemon**
No way...
**[15:21] Amanatsu**
Right! Just leave it to me!
I'll figure somethin' out!
***SIGN*** Toyo
***SIGN*** Roadside Market
***SIGN*** Toyohashi
***SIGN*** For Adults
***SIGN*** First Love Lemon
**[15:30] Nukumizu**
*First love lemon for adults, huh?*
**[15:35] Kaju**
Here, big brother. Aah!
**[15:38] Kaju**
What do you think?
Apparently, it uses local quail eggs.
**[15:42] Nukumizu**
Mm. S'good.
***SIGN*** Toyo
***SIGN*** Roadside Market
***SIGN*** Toyohashi
**[15:44] Kaju**
Incidentally, dear brother, why'd you suddenly
want to visit the roadside market today?
**[15:51] Nukumizu**
Well, the lit club needs snacks to
put out for our Tsuwabuki Fest exhibit.
**[15:56] Nukumizu**
We also want to have a small area
for people to sit and rest,
**[16:00] Nukumizu**
so I wanted to come and look for ideas.
**[16:02] Kaju**
Interesting.
**[16:04] Kaju**
So it'll be a kind of roadside market
at the school festival?
**[16:07] Kaju**
What snacks are you considering?
**[16:09] Nukumizu**
There's a famous story about
how Natsume Soseki loved peanuts.
**[16:14] Nukumizu**
We could write a little explanation
about it and sell them cheap.
**[16:17] Kaju**
If I recall, Natsume Soseki
had quite the sweet tooth.
**[16:21] Kaju**
I heard he indulged in sugar-coated peanuts.
**[16:24] Nukumizu**
Sugar-coated, huh? But I'm not sure
we can make something that fancy.
**[16:29] Kaju**
If that's troubling you, dear brother,
your Kaju is here for you!
**[16:33] Kaju**
Please leave the snack-making to me!
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** My little sister says she'll help
***SIGN*** making the snacks
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** I'll make the research display
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** My little sister says she'll help
***SIGN*** making the snacks
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** I'll make the research display
***SIGN*** There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** My little sister says she'll help
***SIGN*** making the snacks
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** I'll make the research display
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** My little sister says she'll help
***SIGN*** making the snacks
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** I'll make the research display
***SIGN*** There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** My little sister says she'll help
***SIGN*** making the snacks
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** I'll make the research display
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
***SIGN*** making the snacks
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** I'll make the research display
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** It's okay. I'll do my best
***SIGN*** Literature Club
***SIGN*** You are
the pen!!}
**[17:04] Nukumizu**
So we've decided on the topic of the
lit club exhibit for Tsuwabuki Fest.
**[17:08] Nukumizu**
Please look at the sheet provided.
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***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Festival Literature Club Exhibit Plan
***SIGN*** Theme: "Edible Readings"
***SIGN***
We will introduce famous authors and books with a focus on food.
At the same time, we will sell or hand out snacks with short notes
explaining how they relate to the content of the exhibit.
To create an enjoyable space for guests to learn more about literature
and get visitors interested in the literature club.
To introduce guests to literary icons and famous works through the
new lens of food and literature.
A stamp rally connecting all 4 displays!
We will hang big display boards on the walls with our research reports
and put stamp stations next to them.
We will sell or hand out snacks related to our research.
°Hand out to children and sell to normal guests.
Below are the research topics and snacks:
° Natsume Soseki's sugar-coated peanuts
° Dazai Osamu's cherry pound cake
° The cookies from Swimmy
° Mini Castella
**[17:11] Nukumizu**
The official theme will be "Edible Readings."
**[17:13] Nukumizu**
We'll use food as a common theme to
introduce famous authors and literary works.
**[17:17] Nukumizu**
We'll also prepare snacks based on
the exhibit with brief annotations
**[17:21] Nukumizu**
for sale and distribution.
**[17:23] Anna**
So we're gonna sell some and give some away?
**[17:25] Komari**
W-We'll give them away to little kids.
**[17:29] Anna**
Why don't we give them away to everyone?
**[17:32] Nukumizu**
If we do that, we'll run out in no time.
**[17:34] Lemon**
And you'll give stamp cards to kids
in elementary school and younger?
**[17:38] Komari**
Th-That's how we'll get them
to l-look at the displays.
**[17:41] Nukumizu**
There will be four different displays.
We'll put a stamp station next to each one.
**[17:46] Nukumizu**
I'll save the detailed explanations for now,
but Komari will handle the research displays,
**[17:50] Nukumizu**
and I'll take care of the
snacks and room setup.
**[17:53] Lemon**
Sounds great! It's all coming together!
**[17:57] Anna**
Now we just need an advisor.
**[18:00] Konuki**
Please excuse the intrusion, everyone.
**[18:02] Konuki**
Amana-chan asked me to stop by.
I'm the lit club's faculty advisor, Konuki Sayo.
**[18:07] Konuki**
Let's have a lovely time together, okay?
***SIGN*** 2nd October
***SIGN*** Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
***SIGN*** Literature
***SIGN*** Club
***SIGN*** Applicant
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** 1-C
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Nukumizu Kazuhiko
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***SIGN*** Exhibit Contents
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***SIGN*** Our exhibit will be on the theme of "Edible Readings," and will present
our research on foods loved by literary icons and works of literature
that feature food. Additionally, we will sell and pass out snacks related
to our research for the visitors' enjoyment. We will also display and sell
the literature club newsletter. This will become an inspiration for literature
club members to write and an opportunity for them to share their work
with a larger audience of readers. The exhibit will also be used as a rest area.
***SIGN*** Floor Plan
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***SIGN*** Newsletter Sales
***SIGN*** We'll sell
newsletters here
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***SIGN*** Snacks
***SIGN*** Display
Lit Club
Newsletters
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***SIGN*** This is a rest area
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***SIGN*** Research
Displays
***SIGN*** We'll display
our research
on food and
literature
***SIGN*** We'll display
lit club
newsletters here
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***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
**[18:18] Nukumizu**
That takes care of the preparations for now.
**[18:22] Nukumizu**
Next up...
***SIGN*** Floor Plan
***SIGN*** Display
Lit Club
Newsletters
***SIGN*** We'll display
lit club
newsletters
here
***SIGN*** Club Rep
***SIGN*** Supervisor
***SIGN*** A Winter Gem
***SIGN*** A Winter Gem
***SIGN*** A Winter Gem
**[18:44] Nukumizu**
* Now, which faucet would Komari*
* want to drink from at this time of day?*
**[18:53] Nukumizu**
*Bingo.*
**[19:10] Komari**
Wh-What?
**[19:12] Nukumizu**
Our application for classroom use
needs the club representative's signature.
**[19:26] Komari**
Gimme a pen.
**[19:27] Nukumizu**
Oh, right.
**[19:31] Nukumizu**
Are you okay? You don't look so good.
**[19:34] Komari**
I-I'm f-fine.
**[19:39] Nukumizu**
There's no need to overdo it.
Our senpai are still around.
**[19:43] Nukumizu**
Just do as much as you can—
**[19:44] Komari**
B-But!
**[19:48] Komari**
I-I have to do it.
**[19:58] Nukumizu**
Okay. See you after class.
**[20:02] Boy 1**
Let's go, let's go!
**[20:22] Nukumizu**
According to my calculations, it takes 85
seconds to get from here to the classroom.
**[20:27] Nukumizu**
If we leave one minute from now,
we can still beat the bell.
**[20:30] Komari**
Y-Your calculations?
**[20:32] Nukumizu**
It means we can wait here together
a little longer until the crowd dies down.
**[20:41] Komari**
I-I'm in a different class,
so it's a little farther away.
**[20:47] Nukumizu**
Then just walk there a bit quicker.
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** If You Are In Trouble, Feel Free to Consult
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[22:27] Nukumizu**
Excuse me.
**[22:28] Tiara**
Yes? How may I help you?
**[22:31] Nukumizu**
I've brought the application form that
Shikiya-senpai asked us to correct.
**[22:36] Tiara**
Oh! Might you be one of those people
from the literature club?
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki High School
***SIGN*** Basori Tiara
**[22:41] Tiara**
Why are you looking at my chest?!
**[22:43] Tiara**
You'd better not try anything
just because we're alone in here!
**[22:46] Nukumizu**
No, no, I was just looking at your name tag!
I wasn't sure how to read your name.
**[22:51] Tiara**
It's Basori.
**[22:53] Nukumizu**
And your given name?
**[22:55] Tiara**
I-It's Tiara!
**[22:58] Tiara**
Is that a problem? Has my name
inconvenienced you in some way?
**[23:02] Hibari**
Oh, my.
**[23:11] Hibari**
It seems quite lively today.
**[23:15] Tiara**
Chairwoman! It's so nice to see you!
**[23:18] Hibari**
Yeah. You, too.
**[23:22] Hibari**
Welcome to the student council.
**[23:24] Hibari**
So what brings you here today?
**[23:27] Nukumizu**
U-Um, paperwork for the school festival.
**[23:30] Hibari**
Shikiya gave you corrections, right?
**[23:32] Nukumizu**
Uh, well, yes.
**[23:34] Hibari**
Not to worry. Your application is accepted.
**[23:37] Nukumizu**
Thank you very much.
**[23:40] Hibari**
The third-years are leaving soon.
**[23:43] Hibari**
In Shikiya's presence, I had to
turn a blind eye to many things.
**[23:46] Hibari**
But that will no longer be the case.
**[23:51] Hibari**
As a student of Tsuwabuki, you must
prepare yourself to live up to its reputation.
# E9 - Teacher Thought It Was a Stain in the Ceiling or Something... Please Continue
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**[00:07] Nukumizu**
* A lot of students are dressing up*
* for this year's Tsuwabuki Fest.*
**[00:11] Nukumizu**
*It's not unlike Halloween.*
**[00:15] Karen**
Hey, get out of my way!
**[00:18] Nukumizu**
*Oh, I've seen that exact line...*
**[00:20] Nukumizu**
*in light novels before.*
**[00:33] Nukumizu**
*I've seen this in light novels, too.*
**[02:08] Karen**
I'm really sorry! Are you sure you're okay?
**[02:11] Karen**
Does anything hurt? Any bumps anywhere?
**[02:14] Nukumizu**
Uh, well...
**[02:20] Nukumizu**
Thanks for your concern.
**[02:22] Karen**
I should be the one thanking you.
**[02:24] Karen**
You're even carrying half my stuff for me.
**[02:27] Karen**
Hey, hey!
**[02:31] Karen**
Let's walk to the classroom together.
**[02:34] Karen**
I've been wanting to talk to you, anyway.
**[02:37] Karen**
Sosuke and Anna are always talking about you,
so it almost feels like I know you.
**[02:42] Nukumizu**
Um, I do talk to Hakamada sometimes,
but it's not like we're really friends.
**[02:45] Karen**
Oh, really?
**[02:47] Karen**
Then why don't you become
friends with both of us?
**[02:51] Karen**
Okay?
**[02:53] Nukumizu**
* Oh, no! She's so dazzling,*
* she's gonna kill me!*
**[02:57] Nukumizu**
* It's almost like Himemiya-san*
* has light affinity.*
**[03:00] Nukumizu**
* She definitely has a certain*
* something that Yanami doesn't.*
**[03:02] Nukumizu**
* It's like TV, where you think, "Wow, 4K*
* looks awesome!" And then 8K comes out...*
**[03:09] Nukumizu**
Oh, it's 4K.
**[03:10] Anna**
For-kay?
**[03:11] Nukumizu**
No, never mind.
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
***SIGN*** Days
**[03:16] Komari**
Y-You're late. Where were you?
**[03:18] Nukumizu**
I had a meeting about my class event.
**[03:21] Nukumizu**
Didn't you have one?
**[03:23] Komari**
N-No.
**[03:26] Komari**
Nobody in class told me anything.
**[03:30] Nukumizu**
O-Oh. I guess not, then.
**[03:35] Nukumizu**
Try these out.
**[03:37] Nukumizu**
First, the sugar-coated peanuts
Natsume Soseki liked so much.
**[03:40] Nukumizu**
I gave it a modern update with
cocoa powder, so give it a taste.
**[03:45] Komari**
Oh, yum! D-Did you make this, Nukumizu?
**[03:49] Nukumizu**
No, my little sister did.
Same with the others.
**[03:53] Komari**
Th-Then what did you do?
**[03:55] Nukumizu**
I washed dishes and gave her
shoulder massages and stuff.
**[03:58] Nukumizu**
Oh, I also did the packaging.
**[04:01] Nukumizu**
Next up is Dazai's. We made a cherry
pound cake for his story "Cherries."
**[04:05] Nukumizu**
I think this one tastes the best.
**[04:08] Komari**
It's m-marbled? It's so pretty.
**[04:12] Nukumizu**
We used canned dark cherries and syrup
to add color. Well, my sister did.
**[04:17] Nukumizu**
The next two are from the picture books
*Swimmy* and *Guri and Gura*.
**[04:24] Komari**
J-Just like in the b-books!
**[04:26] Komari**
Y-Your little sister is amazing.
**[04:29] Nukumizu**
But see these bags? I picked them.
I could use some praise, too, you know.
**[04:34] Komari**
N-Nukumizu, w-way to go.
**[04:38] Nukumizu**
Yes! I am the first-born son!
See what I can do when I put my mind to it?
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
***SIGN*** Days
**[04:41] Nukumizu**
So I guess we're good for the snacks.
**[04:44] Komari**
W-We also need recipes
and instructions with pictures.
**[04:47] Nukumizu**
Okay, got it. I'll put those together.
**[04:52] Nukumizu**
What are all those books?
**[04:53] Komari**
I-I got them from the public library.
I have to return them today.
**[04:58] Nukumizu**
How did you get so many of them here?
**[05:00] Komari**
B-Bit by bit.
**[05:02] Komari**
Th-The copy machine
here at school is cheaper.
**[05:12] Nukumizu**
You just returned a bunch
and now you're borrowing more?
**[05:15] Komari**
I s-still need some to write the exhibit
displays. A-And some are for the rugrats.
***SIGN*** The Very
Hungry
Caterpillar
**[05:21] Komari**
If I don't read them stories before bed,
th-they don't fall asleep.
**[05:28] Nukumizu**
How are the articles for the displays going?
**[05:31] Komari**
I-It'll take a little longer.
**[05:33] Nukumizu**
There are four of them, right?
Let me write one of them.
**[05:37] Komari**
Y-You haven't finished your newsletter
manuscript, bud. W-Write that!
**[05:42] Nukumizu**
Okay, I'll write that.
**[05:49] Nukumizu**
What's wrong?
**[05:50] Komari**
G-Get your head down.
**[05:58] Nukumizu**
Um, maybe they were using
one of the third-floor study rooms.
**[06:03] Nukumizu**
You know, to study for exams.
***SIGN*** Machinaka Plaza
***SIGN*** Hitohito
**[06:13] Komari**
N-Nukumizu, y-you're worried about me, right?
**[06:17] Nukumizu**
A little. I didn't expect them
to show up, so yeah.
**[06:20] Komari**
I-I don't care. I-I know they're dating.
**[06:24] Komari**
Holding hands and stuff is normal.
**[06:27] Komari**
E-Even at school, they're a-always together.
**[06:32] Nukumizu**
But it's kind of different
when we're not at school.
**[06:36] Nukumizu**
Outside, it's like they're
in an unfamiliar world.
**[06:40] Nukumizu**
Like they've found their own
special place to be together.
**[06:45] Couple Girl**
Hey, there's one more place
I wanna check out. That okay?
**[06:48] Couple Boy**
Sure.
**[06:51] Komari**
D-Don't get me wrong. I-I didn't hide
because they were together.
**[06:58] Komari**
I-It's because in f-first term,
I would've been with them.
**[07:03] Komari**
I-I'm sad that I can't join them anymore.
**[07:09] Komari**
Wh-When I joined the club in April,
th-they were both really nice to me.
**[07:14] Komari**
In c-class, I didn't have any friends.
They spent a bunch of time with me.
**[07:20] Komari**
Th-That was the first time
I'd ever thought school was fun.
***SIGN*** Hitohito
**[07:25] Komari**
B-But now, it's back to normal.
**[07:31] Nukumizu**
I'm sure Tsukinoki-senpai would take a
break from studying to see you anytime.
**[07:36] Komari**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:38] Nukumizu**
And I don't think the prez
is trying to avoid you at all.
**[07:41] Komari**
I know. B-But if I hadn't asked him out, maybe
we th-three could've spent more time together.
**[07:53] Komari**
O-Once Tsuwabuki Fest is over,
they'll both go away,
**[07:57] Komari**
s-so I have to be able to get by on my own.
**[08:02] Nukumizu**
If you need anything from me,
just say the word.
**[08:06] Komari**
I-I can do it by myself.
**[08:10] Komari**
I have to.
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
***SIGN*** Days
**[08:30] Nukumizu**
That's it for the pumpkin.
Now I just need the bats.
**[08:33] someone**
You look so cute!
**[08:34] Girl Student**
You're perfect in that,
Karen-chan! It's super cute!
**[08:40] Nukumizu**
*Himemiya-san's something else.*
**[08:43] Nukumizu**
* A demon is one thing,*
* but she looks like a succubus.*
**[08:46] Lemon**
Nuk-kun.
**[08:47] Lemon**
Well? Are you scared?
**[08:49] Nukumizu**
*That's a lot of skin.*
**[08:52] Nukumizu**
Yakishio, you shouldn't show your belly
like that with people around.
**[08:55] Lemon**
But this is how a mummy would look.
**[08:58] Nukumizu**
Wait. Hold on a second.
**[09:01] Nukumizu**
Are you naked under those bandages?
**[09:03] Lemon**
Well, yeah. Is that a problem?
**[09:05] Lemon**
I mean, everything's covered—
***SIGN*** Amanatsu Crew
***SIGN*** Amanatsu Crew
***SIGN*** Amanatsu Crew
***SIGN*** Amanatsu Crew
**[09:07] Girl A**
And out.
**[09:08] Girl B**
Lemon, you're coming with us.
**[09:10] Girl C**
Hey, what do you boys think you're looking at?
**[09:11] Lemon**
Huh? What's wrong with you all? Hey!
**[09:15] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun.
**[09:17] Anna**
Look!
**[09:18] Anna**
Whaddaya think? Boo!
**[09:20] Nukumizu**
Um, you're cosplaying as a corpse?
**[09:22] Anna**
I'm a ghost! Have you ever seen
a corpse looking this healthy?
**[09:26] Nukumizu**
*I've never seen a ghost that healthy, either.*
**[09:28] Nishikawa**
Hey, Yanami.
**[09:31] Nishikawa**
Practice is starting.
**[09:32] Anna**
Okay, on my way.
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
***SIGN*** Days
**[09:46] Tamaki**
So you wrote a continuation
of the story you wrote at camp?
**[09:49] Nukumizu**
Yeah, more or less.
**[09:50] Tamaki**
And Koto wrote something new.
**[09:52] Nukumizu**
Yeah, but this one doesn't
have any dirty scenes.
**[09:55] Nukumizu**
I think she finally caught on about that.
**[09:57] Tamaki**
I wish she'd catch on to some other things, too.
**[10:00] Tamaki**
Oh, it sounds like Komari-chan's
having trouble with the display articles.
**[10:04] Nukumizu**
Yeah. I keep telling her I'm willing to help...
**[10:08] Koto**
Emergency!
**[10:10] Koto**
It's Komari-chan!
***SIGN*** The Complete Works
of Dazai Osamu
**[10:18] Konuki**
She'll be fine. She's just needs sleep.
Nothing to worry about.
**[10:23] Koto**
Komari-chan...
**[10:25] Konuki**
I know you go through a lot at your age,
trying to push yourselves to your limits.
**[10:33] Konuki**
I had experiences like that, too.
**[10:36] Konuki**
Wanna hear the story?
**[10:36] Nukumizu**
Uh, no thanks.
**[10:38] Tamaki**
Yeah, I think I'm good.
**[10:48] Nukumizu**
*Why did you do this to yourself?*
**[10:51] Komari**
Nukumizu.
**[10:53] Komari**
Y-Ya dumbbell. That one's the cauliflower.
**[10:56] Nukumizu**
*What the heck is she dreaming about?*
**[11:15] Komari**
Wha—
**[11:17] Komari**
Wh-Why are you here?!
**[11:19] Nukumizu**
Konuki-sensei brought you home.
I came along to show her the way.
**[11:23] Komari**
K-Konuki-sensei, huh?
**[11:28] Komari**
P-Pajamas?!
**[11:30] Nukumizu**
Yeah, Konuki-sensei changed
you out of your clothes.
**[11:33] Komari**
D-Did you look?
**[11:34] Nukumizu**
I did not look.
**[11:35] Konuki**
Aw, you didn't even look? What a shame.
**[11:38] Nukumizu**
Sensei, there are small children present.
**[11:41] Shin**
Are you my sister's boyfriend?
**[11:46] Nukumizu**
No, I'm not.
**[11:48] Shin**
Then are you her friend?
**[11:50] Nukumizu**
Um, we're just in the same club together...
**[11:56] Nukumizu**
Yes, we're friends.
**[12:00] Shin**
Hina, see? He's big sis's friend.
Don't be scared.
**[12:14] Hina**
Just like big sis.
**[12:17] Nukumizu**
Huh? Yeah, it looks cute.
**[12:20] Nukumizu**
*Huh? What is this adorable creature?*
**[12:23] Konuki**
All right, I'll watch over your brother
and sister, so please enjoy yourselves.
**[12:34] Nukumizu**
Hey, Komari. Why don't you send me
what you've written for the displays so far?
**[12:40] Komari**
Wh-Why?
**[12:42] Nukumizu**
You can't keep pushing yourself like this.
**[12:44] Komari**
B-But...
**[12:46] Nukumizu**
You should rest and let me do the—
**[12:47] Komari**
I-I'll finish them!
**[12:51] Komari**
I'll finish them. J-Just let me do the writing.
**[12:58] Nukumizu**
When will you be done?
**[13:00] Komari**
B-By tomorrow morning.
**[13:03] Nukumizu**
Okay. When you're done,
send the data to everyone in the club.
**[13:08] Komari**
Th-Thanks.
**[13:10] Nukumizu**
But in exchange, I want you
to promise me something.
**[13:13] Komari**
Promise you?
**[13:14] Nukumizu**
Let us handle everything else for the exhibit.
**[13:17] Nukumizu**
You stay home tomorrow and get some rest.
**[13:20] Nukumizu**
If you do, I'll let you finish writing.
**[13:22] Komari**
B-But we have to set up tomorrow.
**[13:25] Nukumizu**
Well, maybe you should let me show
what I can do just this once.
**[13:30] Tamaki**
How was Komari-chan?
**[13:32] Nukumizu**
She seemed better after she got some sleep.
**[13:35] Tamaki**
Oh, good.
**[13:37] Koto**
We want her to still have fun
at school even after we're gone.
**[13:42] Koto**
We wanted the literature club to
become a place where she'd belong.
**[13:46] Koto**
And we've been trying to watch over her...
**[13:49] Nukumizu**
You told me before that you want
to help Komari get stronger.
**[13:53] Nukumizu**
But you know what?
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
***SIGN*** Days
**[13:57] Nukumizu**
I think she's a little stronger than you think.
***SIGN*** Turn off
***SIGN*** Snooze
***SIGN*** Alarm
***SIGN*** Snooze
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki High School Literature Club
***SIGN*** Unread Messages
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** Thank you
very much
**[14:40] Nukumizu**
That early morning tap
water sure hits the spot.
**[14:43] Nukumizu**
Well, then.
**[14:54] Lemon**
Nuk-kun.
**[14:56] Nukumizu**
Yakishio?
**[14:57] Lemon**
I thought I told you to leave
the heavy lifting to me.
**[15:01] Nukumizu**
But why are you here?
We were supposed to set up after homeroom.
**[15:05] Lemon**
Yana-chan told me you were
gonna try to do it all yourself.
**[15:10] Anna**
Tuna and mayo is the
pinnacle of human wisdom.
**[15:12] Anna**
Whoever invented this
deserves the Yanami Prize.
**[15:16] Nukumizu**
And Yanami-san? Why?
**[15:18] Anna**
Who do you think we are? We're members, too.
And we're worried about Komari-chan.
**[15:23] Lemon**
Yeah, yeah. We can't let
you push yourself too hard.
**[15:25] Nukumizu**
But I'm not pushing myself. I was just
going to get as much done as I could.
**[15:30] Lemon**
Well, asking your friends for help
is one of the things you could do.
**[15:35] Koto**
Have you all completely forgotten about us?
**[15:39] Nukumizu**
Senpai?
**[15:40] Ayano**
I bet there's something
we can help out with, too.
**[15:43] Ayano**
Especially after all you did during vacation.
**[15:46] Chiaki**
Lemon-san forwarded me
the reports for the displays.
**[15:49] Chiaki**
I looked through them on the way to school
and drafted some ideas for the layout.
**[15:54] Nukumizu**
You "looked" through them?
Wait, that's like 50,000 characters!
**[15:57] Chihaya**
Yes, it was very impressive!
I could sense the author's passion throughout.
**[16:01] Chihaya**
It's all wonderfully written.
**[16:05] Tamaki**
All right. Ayano-kun, Asagumo-san,
and I will work on the displays.
**[16:09] Tamaki**
Nukumizu and Koto can do
the layout and room prep.
**[16:12] Tamaki**
Yanami-san and Yakishio-san,
**[16:14] Tamaki**
whenever you get a break from class prep,
come give Nukumizu a hand.
**[16:22] Anna**
C'mon, Nukumizu-kun, get in here.
**[16:24] Nukumizu**
O-Oh, right.
**[16:29] Tamaki**
All right, Tsuwabuki Fest starts tomorrow!
Let's all work hard and do this!
**[16:34] All**
Yeah!
**[16:35] Nukumizu**
Y-Yeah!
**[16:37] Tamaki**
Okay!
**[16:37] Koto**
Okay, here we go!
**[16:38] Tamaki**
Thanks, everyone!
**[16:41] Anna**
Well? Are you impressed with your
charismatic consultant, Yanami-chan, yet?
***SIGN*** Edible
Readings
***SIGN*** Sugar-Coated Peanuts
**[18:20] Koto**
Yup. Perfect.
**[18:22] Tamaki**
The main event hasn't started yet.
***SIGN*** Nukumizu Kazuhiko
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** We've finished setting up
***SIGN*** Everything's
perfect
**[18:31] Nukumizu**
* "We've finished setting up.*
* Everything's perfect."*
**[18:45] Anna**
Hey there.
**[18:46] Anna**
Wow, things are looking good here.
**[18:49] Nukumizu**
That's the research report on Dazai.
**[18:52] Nukumizu**
It draws from the short story "Cherries"
**[18:54] Nukumizu**
and takes a look at Dazai's friendships and
his views on family. It's pretty interesting.
**[18:59] Anna**
"Cherries" as in the fruit?
**[19:03] Anna**
I've never read it, but judging from
the title, I bet it's a really cute story.
**[19:06] Nukumizu**
Well, pretty much. Basically,
the protagonist runs out on his family
**[19:10] Nukumizu**
and heads to a bar to see some woman.
**[19:12] Anna**
That isn't exactly what I imagined.
**[19:19] Anna**
I sure love the smell of tatami mats.
**[19:22] Anna**
Come on, sit down.
I'll give you one. Let's eat together.
**[19:27] Nukumizu**
You're giving me something?
Um, does that mean...
**[19:30] Nukumizu**
You're giving me something to eat?!
**[19:32] Anna**
Uh, yeah? Why'd you say that twice?
**[19:41] Anna**
This really is cool, though.
**[19:44] Nukumizu**
Yeah. I didn't expect the
exhibit to turn out so fancy.
**[19:49] Anna**
This whole thing is like
Komari-chan's love letter, you know.
**[19:53] Nukumizu**
I guess that's one way to see it.
**[19:55] Anna**
You don't see it that way, Nukumizu-kun?
**[19:58] Nukumizu**
I think this exhibit shows
Komari's memories, her gratitude,
**[20:03] Nukumizu**
and her dedication as club president.
**[20:05] Nukumizu**
It's all of that stuff packed in together.
**[20:08] Anna**
Okay.
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
I don't want to see it
as something depressing.
**[20:16] Anna**
I think I kind of understand
Komari-chan's feelings, though.
**[20:21] Anna**
Komari-chan really treasures
the literature club and her senpai.
**[20:26] Anna**
But she was ready to let go of those treasures.
**[20:31] Anna**
She was prepared for that when she
confessed her feelings that night at camp.
**[20:36] Anna**
Once she settled down, she said she
had completely given up on him,
**[20:40] Anna**
but when you like someone that much,
those feelings don't just disappear.
**[20:45] Anna**
Sometimes, you can't tell someone you
like them, and you don't know what to do,
**[20:51] Anna**
but you still want to find a way
to let those feelings out.
**[20:54] Anna**
That's why Komari-chan writes,
and why Lemon-chan runs.
**[21:01] Anna**
And Komari-chan... What else
could she do? It's because she's a girl.
**[21:06] Nukumizu**
Because she's a girl?
**[21:07] Anna**
Yeah. She needs to spit those feelings out
and force herself to move on, even if it's hard,
**[21:13] Anna**
so that she can be ready to fall in love again.
**[21:16] Nukumizu**
Has Komari found another boy she likes?
**[21:18] Anna**
Who knows? But she sure is cute.
**[21:22] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, if you keep dragging
your feet, you might get left behind.
**[21:26] Nukumizu**
And what about you, Yanami-san?
**[21:28] Nukumizu**
You know. The guy in the Shinsengumi costume.
**[21:31] Nukumizu**
I think that guy has a thing for you.
**[21:35] Anna**
Are you a tiny bit jealous? Seriously?
**[21:37] Nukumizu**
What? No!
**[21:38] Anna**
Oh, gosh. You'd be so heartbroken
if I got a boyfriend!
**[21:42] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, you're kind of a sweetie.
**[21:46] Nukumizu**
Hey, that one's mine.
**[21:55] Anna**
What? Um...
**[21:58] Anna**
What are you—
**[21:59] Nukumizu**
Shh.
**[22:02] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san.
**[22:03] Anna**
Huh? J-Just a second.
**[22:06] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun? It's still too early
for a school festival romance!
**[22:10] Nukumizu**
No, it's not that.
**[22:11] Anna**
Huh?
**[22:13] Nukumizu**
Konuki-sensei's recording a video of us.
Could you please not say anything weird?
**[22:17] Anna**
What?
**[22:25] Anna**
Oops.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Consider Your Teacher a Stain on the Ceiling
or Something, and Please Continue
# E10 - I Suppose It's a Bit too Early for Goodbye
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE08GW/i-suppose-its-a-bit-too-early-for-goodbye)
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***SIGN*** Nukumizu Kazuhiko
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** Nukumizu Kazuhiko
**[00:31] Komari**
Huh?
**[00:34] Hayato**
* Wait a minute, Yuki!*
* I don't think I'm ready for this yet!*
**[00:37] Komari**
S-Senpai, why are you here?
**[00:39] Yuki**
*Then how do you want me to do it, Hayato?*
**[00:41] Koto**
There's no way I'm making my sleepy
Komari-chan go to school by herself.
**[00:42] Yuki**
*Just shove it in there? Like this?*
**[00:46] Hayato**
*Ow!*
**[00:48] Yuki**
* Oh, it might be too tight.*
* I guess it's bigger than it looks.*
**[00:50] Koto**
Not bad, huh? This is one that
I save for very special occasions.
**[00:52] Yuki**
*You have such a big ring finger, Hayato.*
**[00:54] Hayato**
*I-I told you I'm a size 14!*
**[00:56] Komari**
S-Senpai...
**[00:58] Yuki**
*Now, just hold still for me, okay?*
**[01:00] Hayato**
*Don't put it in!*
**[01:00] Komari**
T-Turn the volume down!
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Tsuwabuki
***SIGN*** Fest
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[02:42] Nukumizu**
Excuse me.
**[02:44] Tiara**
Wh-What do you want?
**[02:46] Shikiya**
Tiara-chan.
**[02:48] Shikiya**
Say the word.
**[02:50] Shikiya**
"Meow." Say it.
**[02:52] Tiara**
S-Senpai, even as an order,
that's a little too...
**[02:54] Nukumizu**
*This is the student council office, right?*
**[02:56] Shikiya**
You're refusing the chairwoman's request?
**[02:58] Tiara**
Never!
**[02:59] Tiara**
All right, I'll do it!
**[03:02] Shikiya**
"Meow."
**[03:04] Tiara**
Here I go.
**[03:05] Tiara**
Meow!
**[03:11] Tiara**
S-So... what can I help you with... meow?
**[03:16] Nukumizu**
Oh, uh, here's a picture
of our completed exhibit.
**[03:19] Tiara**
All right. We have officially received it.
**[03:21] Shikiya**
Tiara-chan.
**[03:23] Tiara**
We've officially received it, meow!
**[03:26] Nukumizu**
*What am I being exposed to here?*
***SIGN*** Edible
***SIGN*** Readings
**[03:34] Komari**
Y-You're late, Nukumizu.
**[03:38] Nukumizu**
You sure got here early today.
**[03:41] Komari**
T-Tsukinoki-senpai picked me up.
**[03:46] Komari**
N-Nukumizu.
**[03:49] Komari**
Um, well...
**[03:51] Komari**
Th-Thank you.
**[03:54] Komari**
Y-You turned everything I wrote
into a r-really nice display.
**[03:59] Nukumizu**
This was all Asagumo-san's...
**[04:01] Nukumizu**
Uh, I mean, you should thank
Yakishio's friend for it.
***SIGN*** Nakagawa
Rieko
**[04:04] Nukumizu**
She's the one who did the layout.
**[04:06] Komari**
R-Really?
**[04:09] Komari**
But you printed it out so nicely...
**[04:13] Nukumizu**
My friend and President Tamaki
helped with that. Impressive, huh?
**[04:17] Komari**
Th-Then what about the room decorations?
**[04:20] Nukumizu**
Those were Tsukinoki-senpai's idea.
**[04:22] Nukumizu**
All those guys were roped in
to help by Yanami-san and Ya—
**[04:26] Komari**
L-Let me compliment you on something.
**[04:29] Nukumizu**
What's this? You want to compliment my work?
**[04:32] Nukumizu**
Very well. Don't hold back.
Shower me with compliments.
**[04:35] Komari**
D-Drop dead.
**[04:40] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san said she has some free time
this afternoon and can take over for a while.
**[04:44] Komari**
O-Our senpai said they'll come
after their assembly, too.
**[04:50] Nukumizu**
Yeah, that's right.
**[04:52] Hokobaru**
*Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.*
**[04:54] Hokobaru**
* This is the Tsuwabuki*
* High School student council.*
**[04:57] Hokobaru**
* We are expecting a number of guests*
* from outside today, so please remember*
**[05:02] Hokobaru**
* that each and every one of you represents*
* Tsuwabuki, and don't do anything*
**[05:06] Hokobaru**
that may tarnish our reputation.
**[05:09] Hokobaru**
* So without further ado,*
* the 98th Tsuwabuki Fest is open.*
**[05:21] Boy**
Yay!
**[05:24] Komari**
Th-That little kid said he read
the picture book reports.
**[05:29] Nukumizu**
And he even bought a pancake, huh?
**[05:32] Girl**
Um...
**[05:34] Nukumizu**
Hi. If you collect all the
stamps, you get a treat.
**[05:38] Girl**
Okay!
**[05:41] Nukumizu**
* I guess I find it easier to talk to*
* people who aren't my own age.*
**[05:45] Hokobaru**
A collaboration between literary works
and food? That's an interesting concept.
**[05:51] Hokobaru**
I'm taking a look.
**[05:52] Nukumizu**
Uh, sure.
**[05:54] Nukumizu**
Is this an inspection?
**[05:56] Hokobaru**
You do get right to the point.
**[05:58] Hokobaru**
You may view it that way if you like.
**[06:01] Hokobaru**
This is a well-made exhibit.
**[06:03] Hokobaru**
However...
**[06:06] Hokobaru**
The lit club has been in trouble
countless times in the past.
**[06:10] Hokobaru**
The next time something happens...
**[06:12] Nukumizu**
Will we be dissolved?
**[06:16] Hokobaru**
Dissolution...
**[06:20] Hokobaru**
may be a little too severe.
**[06:23] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[06:24] Hokobaru**
How about something like
a temporary dissolution?
**[06:27] Nukumizu**
Um, what's a temporary dissolution?
**[06:30] Hokobaru**
I'm not exactly sure, but I guess if you get
temporarily dissolved three times, you're out.
**[06:36] Hokobaru**
But I'm not exactly sure.
**[06:38] Nukumizu**
*She seems pretty eccentric, too.*
**[06:40] Tiara**
Chairwoman, we're on a very
tight inspection schedule, meow!
**[06:44] Tiara**
M-M-Meow?!
**[06:45] Tiara**
Wh-What in the world are you
doing in a place like this, meow?
**[06:49] Nukumizu**
Um, this is the literature club's exhibit.
**[06:51] Tiara**
Huh? It is, meow?
**[06:53] Tiara**
In that case, please excuse me, meow.
**[06:57] Hokobaru**
I'll be on my way now.
**[06:58] Tiara**
Oh, and also, Chairwoman, when will
you be changing into costume, meow?
**[07:03] Hokobaru**
I don't intend to.
**[07:05] Tiara**
Meow?!
**[07:06] Tiara**
B-But Shikiya-senpai said you were
going to dress up as a prince, meow!
**[07:08] Shikiya**
Splendid... exhibit.
**[07:12] Nukumizu**
Senpai, have you been lying
to the vice chairwoman?
**[07:16] Shikiya**
Tiara-chan is... cute and gullible.
**[07:28] Sosuke**
And now, you are also a vampire!
**[07:32] Karen**
We are finally of the same kind, darling!
**[07:36] Sosuke**
Let's get married!
**[07:36] Karen**
Let's get married!
**[07:43] Nukumizu**
What's up?
**[07:48] Nukumizu**
Has Amanatsu-sensei been bullying you?
**[07:50] Komari**
Sh-She said something to me.
**[07:53] Nukumizu**
Well, that is a calamity.
**[07:54] Amanatsu**
Oh, Nukumizu!
**[07:56] Amanatsu**
These peanut things are really tasty!
**[07:59] Amanatsu**
Did you make them yourself?
**[08:01] Nukumizu**
No, my little sister did.
**[08:03] Amanatsu**
Uh-huh...
**[08:08] Amanatsu**
Nukumizu, does your little sister
have a big brother?
**[08:12] Nukumizu**
Uh, that would be me.
**[08:13] Amanatsu**
No, not you.
**[08:15] Amanatsu**
Someone around 30 with
a steady job would be ideal.
**[08:19] Nukumizu**
Uh, the next time I see my relatives,
I'll ask if they can think of anyone.
**[08:23] Konuki**
Oh, how sweet. When Konami finds
her ideal man, I'd sure like to ride...
**[08:27] Konuki**
I mean, I'd sure like to meet him.
**[08:29] Amanatsu**
I'll never let you near him, Konuki-chan!
**[08:32] Amanatsu**
And you'll have to watch
the wedding remotely!
**[08:33] Nukumizu**
* This is such a bad influence on the kids.*
* I wish they'd hurry up and leave.*
**[08:34] Konuki**
How about from behind frosted glass?
**[08:36] Amanatsu**
Sure, that works.
**[08:37] Konuki**
Hurray!
**[08:39] Guest**
That last one was well-done.
**[08:45] Komari**
*S-Something's coming.*
**[08:47] Anna**
How's it go-oooh-ing?
**[08:50] Nukumizu**
Nice to see you, Yanami-san.
**[08:52] Anna**
Oh, you do have guests!
**[08:55] Nukumizu**
Your costume's a little dirty. Is it okay?
**[08:58] Anna**
Yeah, it's chocolate.
**[09:00] Anna**
The kids who come over to see me
all have chocolate on their hands,
**[09:03] Anna**
or bits of candy stuck around their mouths.
**[09:07] Nukumizu**
* I don't know why,*
* but that kind of makes sense.*
**[09:10] Anna**
I'll watch the shop for a while,
so you guys go take a break.
**[09:14] Nukumizu**
Okay, thanks. Back in a bit.
**[09:17] Anna**
One more thing. Don't you dare
set foot in the clubroom, okay?
**[09:22] Nukumizu**
B-But I have a book I need to finish.
**[09:24] Anna**
Then I shall burn it.
**[09:26] Nukumizu**
Then where are we supposed to go?
**[09:28] Anna**
You are both going to go
and enjoy the festival.
**[09:33] Komari**
B-But I don't really want to—
**[09:35] Anna**
As a girl in a literature club,
you at least need a boy or two to dote on you.
**[09:39] Anna**
I know this is Nukumizu-kun we're talking
about, but he's still a boy. Right?
**[09:58] Komari**
U-Um, Nukumizu.
**[10:00] Nukumizu**
Hmm?
**[10:01] Komari**
S-Someone in the classroom just now told
me they wanted time to read the reports,
**[10:07] Komari**
and asked if they could
take pictures of them.
**[10:09] Nukumizu**
Really? That's great.
**[10:12] Komari**
Yeah.
**[10:16] Nukumizu**
Where should we go after we eat?
**[10:18] Komari**
I d-don't care. Anywhere you want is fine.
**[10:19] Girl**
Here. Open wide.
**[10:22] Boy & Girl**
Mmm! It's so good!
**[10:26] Nukumizu**
* If you didn't know any better, it could look*
* like there was something between us.*
**[10:31] Nukumizu**
*I'd prefer to avoid such a misunderstanding.*
**[10:34] Nukumizu**
Komari. I have a suggestion to make.
**[10:38] Nukumizu**
As an experiment, would you mind
calling me "big brother"?
**[10:45] Komari**
H-Have you gone totally nuts?
**[10:48] Nukumizu**
No, wait. I don't mean anything weird by it.
**[10:50] Nukumizu**
But when we're eating together like this,
it almost looks like we're here on a date.
**[10:55] Nukumizu**
* Then again, when they see a girl choking on*
* udon, they might not assume that after all.*
***SIGN*** Choco Cigarettes
**[11:09] Chihaya**
Jackpot!
**[11:13] Chihaya**
I made it myself. It can shoot holes
in a soda can quite easily.
**[11:19] Nukumizu**
*This is a deadly weapon.*
**[11:22] Nukumizu**
Um, I brought Komari from my club with me.
**[11:25] Chihaya**
Oh!
**[11:26] Nukumizu**
Hey, Komari!
**[11:29] Chihaya**
You're *that* Komari-san? The reports you
wrote for the exhibit were wonderful!
**[11:34] Komari**
Huh? U-Uh, well, thank you
very much for your help.
**[11:38] Chihaya**
Not at all! I found it fascinating!
**[11:41] Chihaya**
I was especially enthralled by how it so
skillfully aligned male social camaraderie
**[11:45] Chihaya**
with structures of romantic engagement.
**[11:48] Chihaya**
You must be a tremendous
fujoshi, Komari-san.
**[11:50] Chihaya**
I don't have any other fujoshi friends,
so I must say I'm absolutely intrigued!
**[11:55] Chihaya**
Please, when you have a moment,
tell me all of your favorite BL works!
**[12:04] Nukumizu**
I got a message from Yakishio.
**[12:06] Nukumizu**
What do you think?
Wanna say hi before we go back?
**[12:10] Komari**
Th-There are too many people outside.
**[12:14] Nukumizu**
Okay, I'll go say hi to her by myself.
**[12:18] Nukumizu**
Yakishio.
**[12:19] Lemon**
Oh, it's Nuk-kun!
**[12:21] Nukumizu**
Wh-What the heck are you wearing?
**[12:23] Lemon**
Get this. Right now,
I'm dressed as Track and Mask!
**[12:27] Lemon**
And here is the menu
of available challenges.
***SIGN*** Masked Challenger
**[12:30] Nukumizu**
"Face Lady Track and Mask in
a no-handicap 100-meter race."
**[12:35] Nukumizu**
Um, I think I'll pass on that one.
**[12:37] Taka-bo**
Then why don't I challenge you instead?
**[12:40] Lemon**
Whoa, Taka-bo? Long time no see!
**[12:43] Lemon**
Remember? We were both sprinters on the track
team in middle school. Takahashi the slacker!
**[12:48] Nukumizu**
*Why the heck would I know him?*
**[12:50] Lemon**
So are you still running track?
**[12:53] Taka-bo**
Yeah, I've been training tons recently.
**[12:55] Taka-bo**
I'm sure I can beat your 100-meter time now.
**[12:59] Lemon**
All right! So you're gonna challenge me?
**[13:02] Taka-bo**
That's why I'm here.
**[13:04] Taka-bo**
However...
**[13:06] Taka-bo**
If I win, will you go see a movie with me?
**[13:12] Lemon**
A movie with Taka-bo?
**[13:17] Lemon**
Yeah. Okay.
**[13:21] Lemon**
So we're on for a 1,500-meter race.
**[13:23] Tako-bo**
Huh? Not the 100-meter?
**[13:25] Lemon**
Well, you're faster than me
on the 100-meter, right?
**[13:28] Taka-bo**
Yeah, but I...
**[13:29] Lemon**
Shoelaces done up? All warmed up?
Okay, on your marks...
**[13:33] Taka-bo**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Masked Challenger
**[13:34] Lemon**
Get set... Go!
**[13:46] Nukumizu**
*Poor guy's gonna be traumatized.*
**[13:49] Mob A**
The next one's in the courtyard!
**[13:51] Mob B**
Wait for me!
**[13:53] Nishikawa**
Princess Anna, I love you!
**[13:55] Nishikawa**
Don't die! Please don't die!
**[13:58] Nishikawa**
Princess Anna!
**[14:04] Nukumizu**
*How can a ghost die? What a crappy script.*
**[14:09] Kaju**
There's my big brother.
**[14:10] Gon-chan**
Don't you want to talk to him?
**[14:13] Kaju**
I can only capture his natural behavior
if I remain hidden like this.
**[14:29] Girl**
It's so cute!
**[14:31] Mother**
Aren't you lucky?
**[14:32] Boy**
Yeah! Can I eat it?
**[14:34] Mother**
When we get home.
**[14:35] Boy**
Aw...
**[14:38] Tamaki**
Oh, Nukumizu. Been waiting for you.
**[14:40] Komari**
H-Hurry up and help.
**[14:42] Nukumizu**
Hey, there was a lot going on.
Like a lost love, and a ghost's re-death scene.
**[14:51] Komari**
D-Do you need some help?
**[14:54] Kid**
I want one of those.
**[14:54] Koto**
Picture books contain tales of friendship,
compassion, and all the elements of adventure!
**[14:59] Koto**
Even someone as open to
radical possibilities as myself
**[15:02] Koto**
could not possibly adapt them!
**[15:03] Nukumizu**
*I wonder if I should stop her.*
**[15:06] Tamaki**
I'm really grateful, Nukumizu. Koto and I
couldn't have pulled this off ourselves.
***SIGN*** Edible Readings
**[15:12] Mother**
Thank you very much.
**[15:13] Komari**
Uh, ah, yeah, um...
**[15:17] Nukumizu**
Komari put everything she had into it.
**[15:27] Tamaki**
Thanks, everyone.
***SIGN*** Edible
***SIGN*** Readings
**[15:29] Tamaki**
The literature club's exhibit,
"Edible Readings," had a total of 117 visitors.
**[15:35] Tamaki**
We sold 40 treats and
14 copies of our newsletter.
**[15:41] Tamaki**
I couldn't have ended my
presidency with a better event.
**[15:45] Tamaki**
And it's all thanks to you guys.
**[15:54] Koto**
Shintaro, are you okay?
**[15:56] Tamaki**
Don't worry. It's nothing.
**[15:59] Hokobaru**
* It is 4 PM. The 98th Tsuwabuki*
* Fest has now concluded.*
**[16:11] Nukumizu**
I guess this means you two have
"graduated" from the club now.
**[16:14] Nukumizu**
That makes me a little sad.
**[16:16] Koto**
Well, that's a nice thing to say.
**[16:19] Koto**
But I bet you're really thinking,
"Good riddance!" aren't you?
**[16:23] Nukumizu**
Polite conversation greases
the wheels of society.
**[16:27] Koto**
You've become a pretty
smooth talker, Nukumizu-kun.
**[16:34] Nukumizu**
I think Komari's feeling some pressure
over becoming the club president.
**[16:38] Koto**
I'm sure she is.
**[16:42] Nukumizu**
There's already a presidents' meeting
coming up next weekend.
**[16:46] Nukumizu**
People will be giving self-introductions
and club activity reports.
**[16:50] Nukumizu**
Do you think you could help
support her for just a little bit longer?
**[16:55] Koto**
I wish I could.
**[16:57] Koto**
But that's your role now, Nukumizu-kun.
**[17:05] Koto**
I don't mean it in a romantic way,
**[17:07] Koto**
but you're the only one
who can stand by her side.
**[17:10] Koto**
That's how it is now.
**[17:13] Nukumizu**
I don't really know... but it feels like
Komari doesn't let me get too involved.
**[17:17] Koto**
Are you sure? I think Komari-chan
really depends on you, Nukumizu-kun.
**[17:23] Koto**
That's why I wanted you to be vice president.
**[17:27] Nukumizu**
But it's still very different from
the way you two handled things.
**[17:32] Nukumizu**
When something's important,
she has a habit of pushing people away.
**[17:37] Nukumizu**
The only people she lets in are you and...
**[17:43] Nukumizu**
The president sure is late.
**[17:46] Koto**
The fact that you and I are here
**[17:49] Koto**
must mean he's alone
with Komari-chan right now.
**[17:52] Nukumizu**
Yeah, I guess.
**[18:01] Nukumizu**
Would you like one?
**[18:07] Koto**
Don't mind if I do.
**[18:11] Koto**
You know, I'm actually a
very cold, calculating bitch.
**[18:15] Nukumizu**
Okay...
**[18:17] Koto**
I knew Komari-chan had a thing
for Shintaro way before she told him.
**[18:22] Koto**
But I thought she'd never make a move.
**[18:26] Koto**
I definitely underestimated her.
**[18:29] Koto**
I was sure I'd never lose to a girl like that.
**[18:33] Koto**
But that night at camp,
if Komari-chan hadn't been so brave,
**[18:38] Koto**
and Shintaro and I hadn't talked things out,
**[18:41] Koto**
everything might have
turned out differently.
**[18:47] Koto**
After all of it, it feels like I used Komari-chan
as a stepping stone to my own happiness.
**[18:53] Nukumizu**
Is that why you've deliberately given
the two of them some alone time?
**[19:16] Komari**
I-I'm done.
**[19:19] Nukumizu**
Did you get to talk to the prez?
**[19:22] Komari**
I-I gave him my thanks.
**[19:25] Nukumizu**
Oh, good. He's been such a great guy to me
all this time. I really should thank him, too.
**[19:31] Komari**
N-Nukumizu, you only joined
the club a little while ago.
**[19:35] Nukumizu**
On paper, I'm still your senpai, though.
**[19:38] Komari**
D-Did you forget that you were a g-ghost
member and I dug you out of your grave?
**[19:43] Nukumizu**
Was I really dead and buried?
**[19:49] Komari**
I-I've had so much fun in the literature club.
**[19:56] Komari**
I'm s-so grateful to our senpai.
The p-president even thanked me.
**[20:04] Komari**
He said it was all because of me
the club had made it this far.
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
That was nice of him.
**[20:11] Komari**
Y-Yeah. But...
**[20:14] Komari**
I-I know I'm going to start
seeing him less and less now,
**[20:20] Komari**
and my feelings for him are going to get
weaker and weaker, and I don't want that.
**[20:28] Nukumizu**
Maybe it's for the best.
**[20:30] Komari**
For the best? Why?
**[20:33] Nukumizu**
How should I put it?
**[20:35] Nukumizu**
I don't really like the phrase,
"Time heals all wounds,"
**[20:38] Nukumizu**
but I do think some things
need time to resolve themselves.
**[20:45] Komari**
F-Funny coming from someone
who's never been dumped.
**[20:56] Komari**
I kind of get it, though.
**[20:59] Komari**
I-It's painful to hold on to something,
just waiting for it to end,
**[21:04] Komari**
s-so I'm glad I got to let
some of my feelings out today.
**[21:10] Nukumizu**
W-Wait, you didn't ask him
out again, did you?
**[21:13] Komari**
What? Th-There's no way I'd do that.
**[21:16] Komari**
I j-just asked him if he ever liked me.
**[21:20] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[21:22] Komari**
Yeah. I asked him if Tsukinoki-senpai hadn't
been here, would he have liked me instead.
**[21:30] Nukumizu**
And what did he say?
**[21:33] Komari**
H-He's always so kind.
**[21:38] Komari**
I-I really enjoyed the time the three of us
spent together. Him, me, and Tsukinoki-senpai.
**[21:45] Komari**
But...
**[21:47] Komari**
Wh-When we were at camp,
I was ready to throw that all away.
**[21:52] Komari**
S-So I told him I wasn't just trying to
make a good memory out of all of this.
**[22:00] Komari**
B-But even then, he accepted all of me.
Even the negative parts.
**[22:22] Komari**
I...
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** I Suppose It's a Bit Too Early for Goodbye
**[22:24] Komari**
I'm still glad...
**[22:26] Komari**
that I liked him.
# E11 - Let's Have a Talk about Responsibility
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQE5ZD/lets-have-a-talk-about-responsibility)
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**[00:17] Koto**
Hmm. Maybe?
***SIGN*** Fly Out
into the
World!
***SIGN*** Study Abroad Fair
**[00:19] Tamaki**
No, of course not.
**[00:21] Koto**
Well, how would I know?
***SIGN*** Edible Readings
**[00:31] Komari**
I-I am the p-president of the
l-l-literature c-club, K-Komari.
***SIGN*** Club President Meeting Details
***SIGN*** The club president meeting will be held according to the details provided below.
Each president is required to attend and give a report on their club's activities,
so please prepare yourselves accordingly.
***SIGN*** Note
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** November 7
***SIGN*** Time:
***SIGN*** 4:15 PM
***SIGN*** Location:
***SIGN*** First Floor Meeting Room
***SIGN*** Agenda:
***SIGN*** Student Council Announcements
***SIGN*** Club President Introductions
***SIGN*** Club Activity Reports
***SIGN*** Other Business
**[00:49] Nukumizu**
I could go to the president
meeting instead, you know.
**[00:53] Komari**
No, you can't. I-I've got to go m-myself.
**[00:58] Nukumizu**
Then at least let me
present the activity report.
**[01:02] Komari**
B-But then what's the point?
**[01:04] Nukumizu**
I'm sure it's fine for you
to delegate it this once.
**[01:07] Komari**
But...
**[01:08] Anna**
Hey, you two! Your battle is at an end!
I heard everything you said.
**[01:13] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, you heard everything?
**[01:15] Anna**
Ah, no. It just felt like a cool thing to say.
What were you guys talking about?
***SIGN*** Lit Before
You Leap
**[01:21] Anna**
You should practice in front
of strangers to get better.
**[01:24] Anna**
How about at Tohohashi Station at sunset?
**[01:27] Nukumizu**
*That's way too Spartan.*
**[01:28] Komari**
O-Only if nobody notices me.
**[01:31] Nukumizu**
*But Komari isn't gonna budge.*
**[01:33] Nukumizu**
I still think you should delegate.
**[01:35] Komari**
Th-Then what's the point?
**[01:38] Nukumizu**
But at this rate...
**[01:40] Anna**
That's the trouble with you, Nukumizu-kun.
**[01:42] Anna**
Can't you see how hard our
new president is practicing?
**[01:46] Komari**
N-Nukumizu's never been
that much of a man, anyway.
**[01:52] Anna**
Oh, I know! I've got a great idea.
**[01:56] Komari**
I'm still glad that I liked him.
**[02:01] Komari**
The president and Tsukinoki-senpai
trusted me and left the club in my hands.
**[02:07] Komari**
S-So I want to live up to their expectations.
**[02:11] Nukumizu**
Everything went great during
the Tsuwabuki Fest thanks to you.
**[02:14] Nukumizu**
I think you're doing more than enough.
**[02:18] Komari**
This time, I had everybody's help.
N-Next time, I have to do it alone.
**[02:25] Komari**
If I can't, I can't p-protect the club.
**[02:29] Nukumizu**
Well, we're here for you, so don't overdo it.
**[02:32] Komari**
Th-Thanks, Nukumizu. B-But...
**[02:36] Komari**
I'll be okay.
**[02:41] Anna**
Ooh, Nukumizu-kun.
The goats have taken a liking to you.
**[02:46] Nukumizu**
That's because of the food.
**[02:47] Nukumizu**
When animals really love you,
**[02:50] Nukumizu**
it looks more like that.
***SIGN*** Nom Nom Courtyard
**[02:52] Nukumizu**
But does this really count as practice?
**[02:55] Anna**
If you wanna get used to people,
you gotta start with animals.
**[02:58] Anna**
And Komari-chan's been really stressed out,
so this is probably a nice break.
**[03:04] Anna**
Uh-oh. Do we need to go rescue her?
**[03:07] Nukumizu**
Komari said she wanted to pet cute animals.
That's why we brought her to this area.
**[03:12] Nukumizu**
It wouldn't be polite to interrupt.
**[03:13] Anna**
But don't you think she meant little animals
like rabbits and guinea pigs?
**[03:18] Nukumizu**
What?
**[03:19] Komari**
D-Don't just watch! Rescue me!
**[03:23] Komari**
Pee-yew!
**[03:27] Komari**
Y-You left me there to die.
**[03:30] Nukumizu**
What else could we do?
They have those creepy-looking pupils.
**[03:33] Anna**
Where should we go next? Wouldn't it be
exciting to go see the Malayan sun bear?
**[03:37] Nukumizu**
How about the nocturnal animal house?
African dormice are really cute, you know.
**[03:42] Komari**
N-Nocturnal house is all about the aardvarks.
Y-You don't know what you're talking about.
**[03:48] Anna**
Is there anything you
want to see, Komari-chan?
**[03:50] Komari**
I-I want to go to the, um, botanical garden.
**[03:57] Komari**
S-So where did Yanami go?
**[04:00] Nukumizu**
She went to get snacks
because she's on a diet.
**[04:03] Nukumizu**
Apparently, you lose weight
if you eat more meals.
**[04:06] Komari**
I-Is that true?
**[04:07] Nukumizu**
Yeah, I'm not sure how it's supposed to work.
**[04:10] Komari**
U-Um...
**[04:12] Komari**
W-Will you let me practice with you a little?
**[04:16] Nukumizu**
You mean right here?
**[04:17] Komari**
I-It's more of a challenge
than in the clubroom.
**[04:29] Komari**
I-I am...
**[04:31] Komari**
n-now the... p-president
of the... l-literature club.
**[04:35] Komari**
K-Komari Chika.
**[04:38] Komari**
N-N-Nice to m-meet you.
**[04:45] Nukumizu**
Komari, you talk totally normally
with me and Yanami-san.
**[04:49] Nukumizu**
Why do you have so much
trouble when practicing?
**[04:52] Komari**
B-Because when I imagine talking
to a bunch of people I don't know,
**[04:57] Komari**
m-my mind goes blank.
**[05:00] Komari**
I-I need to practice giving
the activity report, too.
**[05:07] Komari**
I-I'm the p-p-president of
the l-literature c-c-club...
**[05:09] Komari**
K-K-Komari Ch-Chika.
**[05:10] Nukumizu**
* She's starting to get better.*
* Starting to, anyway.*
**[05:14] Komari**
T-Today, I-I'd l-like t-to r-report...
**[05:18] Nukumizu**
I think I really should do
the activity report after all.
**[05:22] Komari**
I said I would.
**[05:23] Nukumizu**
There's no way you'll to be able to.
**[05:26] Nukumizu**
The meeting's the day after tomorrow.
All I have to do is read the written report.
**[05:31] Nukumizu**
If you can't do it, let me handle it.
**[05:37] Komari**
Wh-Why do you keep saying I c-can't do it?
**[05:43] Nukumizu**
I mean...
**[05:44] Komari**
It m-might be easy for you,
**[05:47] Komari**
b-but I'm practicing my hardest,
and I *am* getting better at it.
**[05:53] Nukumizu**
Nobody's trying to deny
all the work you put in.
**[05:55] Nukumizu**
I get that you want to try now that
you're president, but you need to—
**[05:59] Komari**
I-I never wanted to be president!
**[06:04] Komari**
I-I kept calling Tamaki-senpai "president,"
**[06:07] Komari**
and thought I'd be able
to remember him like that,
**[06:10] Komari**
b-but now people are calling me president
and n-nothing makes sense anymore.
**[06:17] Nukumizu**
Komari, if being president
is that hard for you,
**[06:20] Nukumizu**
we can get everyone together and—
**[06:21] Komari**
But I'm the only one who can do it!
**[06:25] Komari**
Leave me alone!
**[06:32] Anna**
It seems serious this time.
**[06:38] Anna**
Is there anything I can do to help?
**[06:43] Anna**
Okay.
**[06:55] Karen**
Nukumizu-kun, you seem distracted today.
**[06:58] Nukumizu**
Uh, what?
**[06:59] Karen**
You don't have to say another word.
I get it. You're hungry, right?
**[07:04] Nukumizu**
No, I'm not particularly hungry.
**[07:06] Karen**
What? I usually guess right with Anna, though.
**[07:10] Nukumizu**
Um, Himemiya-san, did you want
to talk to me about something?
**[07:14] Karen**
Yeah. Anna's acting a little weird today, too.
**[07:19] Karen**
So the way I see it, your mood and
Anna's mood must be connected somehow.
**[07:25] Nukumizu**
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
**[07:27] Karen**
You think so?
**[07:28] Anna**
Oh, what an unusual pairing.
**[07:31] Karen**
We were just talking about you, Anna.
**[07:34] Anna**
Aren't you going to the clubroom today?
**[07:36] Nukumizu**
Huh? Uh, no.
**[07:40] Anna**
Then let's go somewhere.
***SIGN*** Nikake Udon
***SIGN*** Tuna-Tomato Udon
***SIGN*** Stir-Fried Udon
***SIGN*** Curry Udon
***SIGN*** Tonkotsu Udon
**[07:45] Anna**
I have an important announcement
for you, Nukumizu-kun.
**[07:48] Nukumizu**
Huh?
**[07:48] Anna**
These past two months, I have
succeeded in losing two kilograms.
**[07:52] Nukumizu**
What? You can't be serious.
**[07:54] Anna**
I've lost two of the three kilos I gained
over the summer! Isn't that great?
**[07:58] Nukumizu**
*So you've still gained weight overall.*
**[08:00] Nukumizu**
With the way you eat every day, how are you
losing weight? Maybe you should see a doctor.
**[08:05] Anna**
I'm just being careful with my meals.
**[08:07] Anna**
I don't ask for seconds,
and I don't order large sizes.
**[08:13] Anna**
So anyway, did you talk to Komari-chan?
**[08:16] Nukumizu**
No.
**[08:20] Nukumizu**
You aren't going to say anything?
**[08:22] Anna**
Oh, did you want me to chew you out?
**[08:24] Anna**
Would that have felt cathartic?
That isn't healthy, Nukumizu-kun.
**[08:29] Nukumizu**
I said some awful things to Komari yesterday.
**[08:32] Anna**
You can't just tell people how you feel.
**[08:35] Anna**
You have to get them to say how they feel, too.
**[08:39] Anna**
But there's no point in overthinking it.
**[08:41] Anna**
Just try to take it easy.
**[08:43] Anna**
So what if people get mad at you?
**[08:45] Anna**
Just think hard about how Komari-chan
must feel, go talk things over with her,
**[08:49] Anna**
and get back to butting
into her life like always.
**[08:56] Anna**
Don't worry. I'll be around
to clean up the remains.
**[09:09] Nukumizu**
*Everything Yanami said was right.*
**[09:13] Nukumizu**
* I got involved halfway, and when things*
* didn't go well, I tried to back out.*
**[09:24] Nukumizu**
*I always imagine I'm thinking of others,*
**[09:27] Nukumizu**
* but don't realize my mistakes*
* until after I've hurt them.*
**[09:43] Kaju**
Since yesterday, it's like you've been
a million miles away, big brother.
**[09:48] Nukumizu**
Yeah, I made someone I know mad at me.
**[09:53] Kaju**
You really care about me,
don't you, big brother?
**[10:00] Kaju**
Even in kindergarten, whenever I started
crying, you always came running to help.
**[10:04] Nukumizu**
Of course I did. I'm your brother.
**[10:07] Kaju**
In elementary school,
you never played with your friends,
**[10:11] Kaju**
and always played with me instead.
**[10:13] Nukumizu**
*That's because I didn't have any friends.*
**[10:16] Kaju**
You always worried about me,
and on occasion, you'd chastise me,
**[10:20] Kaju**
but you never tried to influence
me with your own ideas.
**[10:26] Nukumizu**
That's because I wanted you
to stay the way you are.
**[10:29] Kaju**
Then what about this person
whose feelings you say you hurt?
**[10:34] Kaju**
What kind of person do you want them to be?
**[10:40] Nukumizu**
I'm not sure yet, but I think I'm starting
to understand what I need to do.
**[10:45] Kaju**
I'm very glad to hear that.
I hope things work out between you and her.
**[10:53] Kaju**
Big brother, isn't the moon lovely tonight?
**[10:56] Nukumizu**
Huh? Wait a second.
**[10:58] Nukumizu**
How did you know she was a girl?
**[11:01] Kaju**
Woman's intuition.
**[11:10] Anna**
So...
**[11:11] Anna**
You haven't talked to Komari-chan yet.
**[11:14] Nukumizu**
There's a time and a place
for conversations like that.
**[11:17] Nukumizu**
I sometimes buy light novels
and set them aside for a while.
**[11:20] Anna**
Why buy books you don't read?
**[11:22] Nukumizu**
Anyway, when Komari gets here, I'll talk to her.
**[11:25] Nukumizu**
I even brought cakes as an apology—
**[11:27] Anna**
Hey, those are financiers!
**[11:29] Anna**
Well, okay, I guess I could
take care of them for you.
**[11:32] Nukumizu**
Hey! Don't open them yet.
**[11:36] Shikiya**
No yelling in the hallway.
**[11:38] Nukumizu**
S-Senpai. Have you seen Komari from our club?
**[11:43] Shikiya**
Komari? That small girl?
**[11:46] Nukumizu**
Yeah. She isn't used to this, so if something
happens, I'd be grateful if you'd back her up.
**[11:56] Shikiya**
There are many different crimes of passion.
**[12:00] Nukumizu**
Not like this.
**[12:04] Nukumizu**
Oh, Komari.
**[12:06] Komari**
Wh-What is it?
**[12:07] Nukumizu**
Um, I wanted to apologize for before.
**[12:11] Komari**
I-I have to get to the meeting.
**[12:16] Anna**
She shot you right down.
**[12:20] Tiara**
Thank you very much.
**[12:23] Tiara**
Next is the literature club.
Please make your presentation.
**[12:29] Komari**
A-All right.
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***SIGN*** I am the president of the
literature club, Komari Chika.
I hope to expand the literature
club's activities and become
even more active than before,
so I will do my best.
**[12:37] Komari**
I-I am the p-president of...
**[12:50] Komari**
K-Kom—
**[12:56] Shikiya**
Literature club.
**[12:58] Shikiya**
Komari Chika.
**[13:01] Shikiya**
Glad to make your acquaintance.
**[13:08] Tiara**
All right, then. Please continue
with your activity report.
**[13:12] Komari**
I-I, um, yes... Ah!
**[13:16] Tiara**
Literature club, are you good?
**[13:18] Komari**
Huh?
**[13:20] Komari**
Yes, I-I'm...
**[13:25] Tiara**
If you have nothing to report,
we'll move on to the broadcast club.
**[13:27] Komari**
Huh? U-Um, p-please w-wai—
**[13:30] Tiara**
I'm sorry, but we're behind schedule.
**[13:34] Tiara**
All right. Broadcast club,
your report, please.
**[13:40] Nukumizu**
* Unfortunately, Komari's*
* challenge ended in defeat.*
**[13:44] Nukumizu**
* Everyone else will probably forget*
* what happened here in a couple of days.*
**[13:49] Nukumizu**
*But it won't be that easy for Komari.*
**[13:53] Nukumizu**
* She'll probably carry a painful memory*
* of this day for a very long time.*
**[13:59] Nukumizu**
* I don't want to leave Komari*
* looking like this in front of everyone.*
**[14:08] Broadcast Club President**
This year, the broadcast club handled
school announcements for Tsuwabuki Fest,
**[14:12] Broadcast Club President**
as well as live commentary
for sports day activities...
**[14:15] Tiara**
What do you want?
**[14:17] Nukumizu**
I apologize for being late.
**[14:20] Nukumizu**
I'm the president of the literature club,
Nukumizu Kazuhiko.
**[14:25] Tiara**
I don't see your name on the list.
**[14:27] Tiara**
Did you complete the paperwork
to become president?
**[14:30] Hokobaru**
The paperwork is just a formality.
Please continue.
**[14:34] Nukumizu**
All right. Thank you very much.
**[14:37] Komari**
N-Nukumizu. What are you doing here?
**[14:40] Nukumizu**
Just let me take over here.
**[14:46] Komari**
S-Screw you!
**[14:48] Komari**
D-Don't you understand
what this m-means to me?!
**[14:57] Tiara**
Uh, are you all right?
**[15:00] Nukumizu**
I'm fine.
**[15:03] Nukumizu**
Here is the literature club's activity report.
**[15:08] Club President 1**
I'm so hungry.
**[15:09] Club President 2**
Wanna go get crêpes?
**[15:12] Anna**
Now you've gone and done it.
**[15:15] Nukumizu**
I know I did.
**[15:18] Anna**
I understand what you were trying to do,
**[15:21] Anna**
but I'm sure Komari-chan
hates the idea that you're a jerk.
**[15:28] Anna**
Here, I'll give you the
last one, Nukumizu-kun!
**[15:37] Nukumizu**
Why is there only one left?
**[15:42] Nukumizu**
Anyway, I've got to go after Komari.
**[15:45] Anna**
I'll let everyone know.
**[15:56] Koto**
Did you find Komari-chan?
**[16:00] Anna**
She's small and has short, wavy hair...
**[16:06] Nukumizu**
* Her bike's still here.*
* She must be on campus somewhere.*
**[16:29] Komari**
Wh-Why did you do it?
**[16:32] Nukumizu**
I'm sorry. I know I was out of line.
**[16:35] Komari**
You were way out of line!
**[16:37] Komari**
B-But why did you?
I-I told you I could do it myself.
**[16:42] Komari**
I-I needed to show them I could!
N-Nukumizu, why are you always...
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Today
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** When I joined the literature club in April,
***SIGN*** I was the only first-year
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** It's fun now, but I used to be scared every day thinking
***SIGN*** about how I'd be alone once my senpai graduate.
***SIGN*** PM
**[17:01] Nukumizu**
* Komari's decided to share*
* her feelings in writing...*
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** Now there are four first-years, but they all have other
***SIGN*** things to do, so they could disappear anytime!
***SIGN*** PM
**[17:05] Nukumizu**
*and is addressing me directly.*
**[17:08] Nukumizu**
* The words are more pure than the ones*
* she speaks. They are Komari herself.*
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** But I only have the literature club! Our senpai are leaving,
***SIGN*** so I have to protect it by myself!
***SIGN*** PM
**[17:16] Nukumizu**
* And they are very bitter*
* words meant just for me.*
**[17:21] Nukumizu**
* Even though she always acts grumpy,*
* when she gets nervous, she grabs my sleeve.*
**[17:25] Nukumizu**
* At lunch, she munches on that cheap bread*
* while reading my writing and giving feedback.*
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** I have to be able to get by alone
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** I have to be able to do everything by myself!
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** I'm not good with people, and I don't have any friends,
***SIGN*** Komari Chika
***SIGN*** and I'm always scared because I'm so helpless.
***SIGN*** I'm not good with people, and I don't have any friends,
***SIGN*** and I'm always scared because I'm so helpless.
***SIGN*** At least I finally found a place where I belong
**[17:55] Komari**
B-But if you're all going
to abandon me anyway...
**[18:01] Komari**
s-stop pretending to be so nice to me.
**[18:11] Nukumizu**
*I'm an idiot.*
**[18:14] Nukumizu**
* I thought Komari and I were*
* the same type of person.*
**[18:17] Nukumizu**
* I do all right by myself.*
* In fact, I prefer being alone.*
**[18:22] Nukumizu**
*But Komari's different.*
**[18:25] Nukumizu**
* She gets lonely when she's alone.*
* She wants to be with people.*
**[18:29] Nukumizu**
* But then, the thought of*
* being alone breaks her heart.*
**[18:33] Nukumizu**
*She's just a normal girl.*
**[18:49] Komari**
U-Um, what do you...
**[18:52] Nukumizu**
I mean, basically, I really like you—
**[18:56] Komari**
Huh?!
**[18:56] Nukumizu**
No, I mean, I really like your writing.
**[19:00] Komari**
M-My writing?
**[19:03] Nukumizu**
I'm not very good at writing.
**[19:06] Nukumizu**
Honestly, you're the only one
making this a literature club.
**[19:10] Nukumizu**
I want you to write.
**[19:12] Nukumizu**
I might not be the most reliable person,
but I'll support you on everything I can.
**[19:17] Nukumizu**
So, Komari...
**[19:20] Nukumizu**
Quit talking about being left alone.
**[19:33] Lemon**
Quit bullying Komari-chan!
**[19:36] Nukumizu**
Y-Yakishio! Can't breathe!
**[19:38] Komari**
N-No, he wasn't b-bullying me.
**[19:42] Lemon**
Oh, he wasn't?
**[19:44] Lemon**
I saw the chat and thought for sure...
**[19:46] Nukumizu**
Huh? You saw the chat?
**[19:48] Lemon**
Yeah. You guys were using the
lit club's group chat the whole time.
**[19:52] Komari**
Huh?!
**[19:54] Lemon**
Komari-chan, I didn't know
you were so worried!
**[19:57] Lemon**
But it's okay. We aren't
going to leave you alone.
**[20:00] Lemon**
We're gonna be friends forever.
**[20:07] Anna**
Looks like you finally got
a chance to talk to her.
**[20:10] Nukumizu**
More or less.
**[20:12] Nukumizu**
I think we each said what we needed to.
**[20:17] Nukumizu**
Thanks, Yanami-san.
**[20:19] Anna**
You're very welcome.
**[20:22] Anna**
And with that, your charismatic consultant,
Yanami-chan, has completed her duties.
***SIGN*** Edible Readings
**[20:30] Nukumizu**
* Our senpai wanted to keep the*
* club active for Komari's sake.*
**[20:35] Nukumizu**
*I've been entrusted with their wishes.*
**[20:38] Nukumizu**
* Komari isn't really here*
* just for the literature club.*
**[20:41] Nukumizu**
* But it took this whole mess*
* just to figure that out.*
**[20:47] Nukumizu**
* Of course, someday,*
* we'll all go our separate ways,*
**[20:51] Nukumizu**
*but that's true for any kind of relationship.*
**[21:02] Nukumizu**
* We all have to keep making*
* these temporary connections,*
**[21:06] Nukumizu**
* grabbing and dropping them*
* throughout our lives.*
**[21:09] Nukumizu**
* It's kind of lonely, but that*
* doesn't mean it all has to be sad.*
**[21:13] Nukumizu**
*At least, I don't think it does.*
**[21:18] Anna**
But you still made
Komari-chan do all the talking.
**[21:22] Anna**
Why didn't you give her
some words of support, too?
**[21:26] Nukumizu**
Huh? I did respond, though.
I think that was enough.
**[21:29] Anna**
Huh? Let's see...
**[21:32] Anna/Lemon**
Ew!
**[21:34] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, don't tell me
you have an excuse for this.
**[21:37] Nukumizu**
Huh? But I do plan to stay
in the literature club.
**[21:40] Nukumizu**
I just meant I'm not going to quit.
***SIGN*** PM
***SIGN*** But I finally found a place where I belong
***SIGN*** Nu
***SIGN*** Nukumizu Kazuhiko
***SIGN*** I'll stay with you always
***SIGN*** PM
**[21:42] Anna**
Wow. So Nukumizu-kun
was an airhead, after all.
**[21:46] Nukumizu**
Huh? B-But why?
**[21:48] Anna**
That's the problem with you, Nukumizu-kun.
**[21:52] Komari**
U-Unfortunately, that's the sort
of man our new president is.
**[21:56] Lemon**
Nuk-kun, you're the president now.
You gotta get your act together!
**[22:01] Nukumizu**
Um, are you okay with me doing this?
**[22:08] Anna**
Go on, go on.
**[22:12] Komari**
N-Nukumizu. Y-You're the one who said it,
s-so take responsibility.
**[22:20] Komari**
You can't back out now.
**[22:22] Komari**
We're counting on you, President.
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Let's Have a Talk About Responsibility
# E12 - Am I Actually Just Some Unseasoned Rando Who Drops In for the Last Episode with the Losing Heroine?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ5N8M/am-i-actually-just-some-unseasoned-rando-who-drops-in-for-the-last-episode-with-the-losing-heroine)
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**[00:08] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun.
**[00:12] Anna**
I might actually be cute after all.
**[00:19] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, you can't expect me to have
a good comeback for everything you say.
**[00:29] Anna**
Lately, I've been getting tons of invitations
to hang out with old friends again. Tons!
**[00:34] Nukumizu**
Uh-huh...
**[00:35] Anna**
And it's all your fault, Nukumizu-kun!
**[00:38] Anna**
What even happened to that plan where
I borrow Ayano-kun to play my boyfriend?
**[00:42] Nukumizu**
Were we still talking about that?
**[00:45] Anna**
Well, we still haven't solved
the problem, have we?!
**[00:48] Anna**
My middle school friends are all like,
"Maybe Yanami doesn't have a boyfriend after all,"
**[00:52] Anna**
and "If she's available, now's our chance!"
**[00:54] Anna**
They're spreading all sorts
of groundless rumors.
**[00:57] Nukumizu**
Uh, but those are grounded in truth.
**[00:59] Anna**
If Ayano-kun's not an option,
I gotta look for someone else.
**[01:03] Nukumizu**
Guess so. Anyway, I'd better get ba—
**[01:06] Anna**
This is the one thing I can't ask
my middle school friends for.
**[01:09] Anna**
But now I think about it, wasn't
Nishikawa-kun asking me to hang out, too?
**[01:15] Nukumizu**
Why don't you just tell them the truth?
**[01:17] Nukumizu**
If that's too hard, I'll ask Hakamada
to say something to them.
**[01:22] Anna**
If you dare tell Sosuke...
**[01:24] Anna**
You know all those novels and manga
you hid in the clubroom?
**[01:27] Anna**
I'll mail them to your house,
cash on delivery.
**[01:29] Nukumizu**
Please, anything but—
**[01:30] Nukumizu**
Wait, you found them?!
The ones at the back of the bookshelf?!
**[01:33] Anna**
Let's maintain strict
confidentiality on this, then.
**[01:37] Anna**
Well, Nukumizu-kun?
Think you can do that for me?
**[01:42] Nukumizu**
Okay. Just this once.
***SIGN*** Literature Club
Emergency Meeting
***SIGN*** Topic: Yanami-san's Fake-a-Boyfriend Project!
**[01:47] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, do you even know
what "strict confidentiality" means?
**[01:50] Nukumizu**
What? Was this a bad idea?
**[01:52] Komari**
D-Don't let it bother you too much.
**[01:55] Lemon**
Yeah, yeah. I know exactly
how you feel, Yana-chan.
**[01:57] Lemon**
We'll definitely help you out
with your fake-a-boyfriend project.
**[02:01] Anna**
Wow, you guys are the only people
I know who truly understand!
**[02:04] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun has no tact whatsoever.
**[02:07] Lemon**
So what kind of a project is this, exactly?
**[02:10] Nukumizu**
Huh? You're asking me?
**[02:11] Komari**
Y-You're the one who called
the emergency club meeting.
**[02:16] Nukumizu**
Um, I guess we go on a date
and stuff, then post it online.
**[02:20] Anna**
That's the same as before.
**[02:21] Nukumizu**
Then, uh...
**[02:24] Nukumizu**
Instead of just uploading pictures,
we'll turn it into a story!
**[02:28] Anna**
What do you mean?
**[02:30] Nukumizu**
Well, like...
***SIGN*** Literature Club
Emergency Meeting
***SIGN*** Topic: Yanami-san's
Fake-a-Boyfriend Project!
**[02:32] Nukumizu**
Even if it's all lies, if we give the
fake boyfriend a solid background,
**[02:35] Nukumizu**
and design a simulated date based on that,
***SIGN*** Strategy 1:
Fake Date Project
**[02:39] Nukumizu**
it'll be more convincing!
**[02:41] Lemon**
Wow, so you're like a serial liar now?
What an evil man you are.
**[02:46] Komari**
D-Drop dead!
**[02:47] Nukumizu**
A-A-Anyway...
**[02:49] Nukumizu**
Let's start working on a plan to
carry out the fake date this weekend.
**[02:54] Lemon**
Yana-chan, do you have any specific requests?
**[02:56] Anna**
Hmm, yeah.
**[02:59] Anna**
It should be more of a grown-up date, I guess.
**[03:01] Nukumizu**
A grown-up date?
**[03:03] Anna**
Yep. I'll think up my
"boyfriend's" background myself.
**[03:07] Anna**
So, Nukumizu-kun, I'll leave
the grown-up date planning...
**[03:10] Anna**
all to you!
***SIGN*** On Duty
***SIGN*** Sato
***SIGN*** Tanaka
**[03:12] Amanatsu**
Listen up! There's no way men and
women can be friends in this world.
**[03:17] Amanatsu**
None!
***SIGN*** Spouse
Hunting
is
Physical!!!
**[03:18] Amanatsu**
It's always some scheme. When your
old school friend suddenly messages you,
**[03:22] Amanatsu**
or a hunk hands you a handkerchief
you didn't even drop...
**[03:26] Amanatsu**
He's always going after
your pretty friend instead!
**[03:26] Nukumizu**
*Yeah, this isn't gonna be very helpful.*
**[03:30] Amanatsu**
Especially after I lowered
my standards and said,
**[03:32] Amanatsu**
"It's okay if you don't have a steady job as
long as you have something in the bank"?!
**[03:37] Amanatsu**
Why is that still not good enough for you?!
**[03:40] Nukumizu**
*That's a little too low.*
**[03:41] Amanatsu**
Damn it!
**[03:42] Nukumizu**
*A grown-up date should be...*
**[03:45] Sosuke**
Hey, get over here.
**[03:46] Karen**
Not now!
**[03:47] Sosuke**
I wanna feel the heat from your body, Karen.
**[03:49] Nukumizu**
*No, not like that.*
**[03:50] Nukumizu**
* I think their idea of grown-up date*
* might be just a little too explicit.*
**[03:58] Nukumizu**
A grown-up date should be...
**[04:12] Shikiya**
Were you watching me?
**[04:16] Nukumizu**
N-No, I didn't see a thing!
**[04:18] Shikiya**
I was digging holes in...
**[04:20] Shikiya**
the garden...
**[04:22] Shikiya**
for a flower bed.
**[04:25] Nukumizu**
*Oh, crap. She's gonna dig a hole for me next!*
**[04:29] Shikiya**
Hyacinth...
**[04:31] Shikiya**
bulbs.
**[04:32] Nukumizu**
Huh? Bulbs? Then what's that red stuff?
**[04:37] Shikiya**
Liquid fertilizer...
**[04:40] Shikiya**
spilled everywhere.
**[04:42] Tiara**
Hey, you two!
**[04:44] Tiara**
What do you think you're doing?
**[04:46] Tiara**
Senpai, you need to fix your clothes!
You're showing too much cleavage!
**[04:51] Shikiya**
But my hands are full.
**[04:53] Nukumizu**
Um, I should get going.
**[04:55] Shikiya**
Button me up.
**[04:57] Tiara**
Fine, I'll do it. Just hold still.
**[05:01] Tiara**
Why does this dumb uniform
need to have four ribbons?!
***SIGN*** Stop
**[05:06] Nukumizu**
A grown-up date.
**[05:08] Nukumizu**
Maybe he should give her flowers.
**[05:12] Konuki**
Dumplings are better than flowers.
**[05:15] Konuki**
Or better yet, after dark...
**[05:18] Konuki**
maybe give her *meat*.
**[05:22] Nukumizu**
*I can't listen to her, either.*
**[05:25] Konuki**
But that seems a little premature
for you, so here you go.
***SIGN*** Complimentary Ticket
***SIGN*** Non Hoi Park
***SIGN*** Non Hoi Park
**[05:32] Konuki**
Do your best, Mr. President.
***SIGN*** Zoo
***SIGN*** Natural History Museum
***SIGN*** Botanical Garden
***SIGN*** Amusement Park
***SIGN*** Kiddie Train
**[05:44] Kaju**
Dear brother, do you have a date tomorrow?
**[05:47] Nukumizu**
Hmm? Oh, no, I'm just going out to
do research for the literature club.
**[05:52] Kaju**
If you're going for research,
want me to join you?
**[05:55] Nukumizu**
I'm going with the other club members.
You should be a good girl and stay home.
***SIGN*** Welcome to
***SIGN*** Non Hoi Park
**[06:03] Anna**
Okay, Nukumizu-kun.
**[06:05] Anna**
Non-chan and Hoi-kun here
deserve an apology.
**[06:08] Nukumizu**
Why's that?
**[06:09] Anna**
What I requested from you
was a grown-up date.
**[06:12] Anna**
So why are we at Non Hoi Park?
**[06:14] Nukumizu**
Because we got free passes.
You wanted us to make the plans, right?
**[06:19] Nukumizu**
Yakishio and Komari were both cool with it.
**[06:22] Anna**
Uh, you were?
**[06:25] Nukumizu**
Also, isn't the average
visitor age here pretty high?
**[06:29] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun, that's not what
I mean by a grown-up date.
**[06:34] Lemon**
What? It isn't?
**[06:34] Komari**
What? Isn't it?
**[06:36] Anna**
Well, whatever.
But we were just here recently.
**[06:40] Anna**
Is it gonna be any more photogenic
than before? Is this okay?
**[06:44] Nukumizu**
*What's she so worried about?*
**[06:46] Nukumizu**
Non Hoi Park is more than
just a zoo and botanical garden.
**[06:50] Nukumizu**
So for the first round... Komari!
**[06:53] Komari**
U-Uh, u-um... I r-recommend the rides.
**[06:59] Anna**
And your reason for that?
**[07:01] Komari**
R-Ride tickets are a separate fee,
so they r-require more grown-up finances.
**[07:09] Anna**
I see you understand grown-up dating well.
Try to learn from this, Nukumizu-kun.
**[07:14] Anna**
Okay, here we go.
**[07:16] Anna**
This is my contribution!
**[07:20] Nukumizu**
Where'd you get that much money?!
**[07:20] Lemon**
Yana-chan, wow! You're rich!
**[07:23] Komari**
A-A 10,000 yen bill?
I've never seen one before.
**[07:25] Nukumizu**
Don't tell me you stole it from your parents.
**[07:28] Anna**
Absolutely not. My grandma gave it
to me as my allowance a while ago.
**[07:32] Anna**
So I'll take care of the ride passes.
My boyfriend is a working adult, after all.
**[07:38] Lemon**
Wait. He's working, but you're the one paying?
**[07:41] Komari**
H-He's a leech?
**[07:44] Anna**
No, he's not! My very employed
boyfriend always pays for everything,
**[07:48] Anna**
so I wanted to treat him for a change.
**[07:50] Anna**
He'll see how dependable I am
and fall for me all over again.
**[07:54] Nukumizu**
*I see. So that's his story.*
**[07:56] Anna**
He's shy and always kind of uptight,
**[07:59] Anna**
but sometimes, he'll surprise me and
hold my hand. "Just for today, babe."
**[08:02] Anna**
Oh, gosh, the things he says!
**[08:04] Lemon**
Yana-chan, that sounds so awesome!
I want a boyfriend like that, too!
**[08:08] Komari**
N-Not bad at all.
**[08:10] Anna**
Right? I'll introduce you
guys sooner or later.
**[08:13] Nukumizu**
* Yanami, don't you realize this boyfriend*
* only exists in your head?*
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**[08:23] Anna**
* Today, we went on a date*
* to an amusement park.*
**[08:25] Anna**
* I didn't tell him where*
* we were going until today,*
**[08:28] Anna**
* and he said, "Wow, an amusement park?"*
* like he was really surprised.*
**[08:31] Anna**
* My boyfriend's always the one*
* who surprises me on dates,*
**[08:36] Anna**
*so today, I wanted to surprise him instead.*
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**[08:48] Anna**
Wow, that was so much fun.
**[08:50] Anna**
How was it in the passenger seat?
**[08:52] Nukumizu**
Well, it was fine.
But there wasn't anything for me to do.
**[08:56] Anna**
Well, that's what dates
are like, Nukumizu-kun.
**[08:59] Anna**
The point is that we get
to spend time together.
**[09:02] Nukumizu**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[09:03] Anna**
Didn't it feel kinda like a real date
when we were riding together?
**[09:07] Anna**
C'mon, you can tell me the truth.
**[09:09] Nukumizu**
* Not so long ago, if I'd tried*
* hanging out with girls from school,*
**[09:13] Nukumizu**
*I'm sure I would've been a nervous wreck.*
**[09:16] Nukumizu**
* But all I was thinking in the go-kart was,*
* "I'm cramped. When is this going to end?"*
**[09:22] Nukumizu**
* A romantic awakening was the*
* furthest thing from my mind.*
**[09:25] Nukumizu**
*Like they say, live and learn, I guess.*
**[09:33] Nukumizu**
You picked this one, too, Komari?
**[09:34] Komari**
Th-Those horses all have creepy eyes.
And they're skewered.
**[09:39] Nukumizu**
When you put it that way,
it is kind of a bizarre sight.
**[09:45] Nukumizu**
Yakishio, don't spin it too hard.
This thing is no joke.
**[09:48] Lemon**
What? You can spin this thing?
**[09:58] Kaju**
Dear brother, today's your chance.
**[10:01] Gon-chan**
Are you just going to chase
him around all day long?
**[10:03] Kaju**
Not to worry, Gon-chan. My dear brother
and I are connected by fate!
**[10:13] Lemon**
So my plan is a museum date.
**[10:15] Lemon**
Being grown up is all about
being educated and cultured.
**[10:18] Anna**
Perfect!
**[10:20] Anna**
My boyfriend's an extremely intelligent
elite type who's in international business.
**[10:24] Nukumizu**
*He got an upgrade.*
**[10:26] Lemon**
Ooh! A giant monster skeleton!
**[10:31] Komari**
D-Dinosaur.
**[10:33] Lemon**
Oh, right.
**[10:35] Lemon**
Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.
**[10:37] Nukumizu**
*Are you sure you knew that?*
**[10:40] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, did you spot a
tasty-looking animal or something?
**[10:43] Anna**
That's part of it, but maybe it's one
of those mysteries of life or whatever.
**[10:48] Anna**
You see this Ediacaran fauna?
I feel like I can really sympathize with them.
**[10:52] Anna**
See? It says they lived in a peaceful
environment without any enemies, right?
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The fossils of creatures believed to be relatives of
the jellyfish and ragworm were discovered in the
Ediacara Hills of Adelaide, Australia. These are
called the Ediacaran fauna.
Between 600 and 542 million years ago, this fauna was
the first group of large organisms to appear on land.
They lived in a peaceful environment and had no natural
enemies. They went extinct around the end of the
Precambrian Era and were unable to leave any offspring.
**[10:58] Anna**
That fits me and my gentle
personality perfectly.
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of the Precambrian Era and were
unable to leave any offspring.
**[11:01] Nukumizu**
It also says they went extinct
without leaving behind any offspring.
**[11:05] Anna**
What are you trying to say?
**[11:07] Nukumizu**
Nothing at all.
**[11:10] Anna**
Oh, Nukumizu-kun, stand right there.
**[11:12] Anna**
Act like you realized I was taking a picture
and turn around with a big smile, okay?
**[11:19] Anna**
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't expect too much.
**[11:22] Anna**
For the title: "Come on, why are you
taking pictures of my back, silly?"
**[11:26] Anna**
"You're so cute, I couldn't resist!"
is good enough.
**[11:29] Nukumizu**
Doesn't that picture
totally show my face, though?
**[11:32] Anna**
I'll edit it until it has absolutely
zero Nukumizu-ness, so don't worry.
**[11:36] Lemon**
Hey, guys, get over here!
There's a skeleton of an elephant with no nose!
**[11:41] Anna**
What are you talking about? If it has no
nose, it's not an elephant, it's a hippo!
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***SIGN*** Syncing Photos...
**[11:55] Kaju**
Gon-chan, what are you going
to do with that picture?
**[11:57] Gon-chan**
I'm going to use an app and
paste it on the picture I just took.
**[12:03] Gon-chan**
Pretty cute, right?
This'll be my new wallpaper.
**[12:08] Nukumizu**
All right, we shot our fake photos.
Wanna call it a day?
**[12:11] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun! Don't you dare
tell me you're trying to go home.
**[12:15] Lemon**
It's your turn to recommend
something, Nuk-kun.
**[12:17] Komari**
T-Time for you to show us what y-you've got.
**[12:23] Nukumizu**
Well, in that case, I would
like you to come with me.
**[12:27] Nukumizu**
The third round begins now.
**[12:31] Anna**
Nice choice, Nukumizu-kun.
So you do understand what a grown-up date is!
**[12:37] Nukumizu**
This isn't the kind of
grown-up date I imagined.
**[12:39] Anna**
What kind were you imagining, then?
**[12:42] Nukumizu**
Well, I thought we'd find a fancy food truck,
buy something fancy for lunch,
**[12:46] Nukumizu**
then take fancy pictures to upload.
**[12:48] Anna**
Isn't a meat-wrapped onigiri fancy enough?
**[12:51] Nukumizu**
Is that really something
a grown-up would buy?
**[12:53] Anna**
Well, my boyfriend works for a foreign
corporation called Markein or something,
**[12:58] Anna**
and he sure thinks it's grown-up enough.
**[13:01] Nukumizu**
What the heck is "Markein"?
**[13:03] Anna**
"Market" plus "inflation"?
And it's, like, a super big company!
**[13:07] Anna**
My man's rich. He doesn't even use
coupons at family restaurants.
**[13:10] Nukumizu**
*He doesn't? Markein must be awesome.*
**[13:14] Anna**
Say "aah."
**[13:20] Nukumizu**
* I don't know why it was, but I never thought*
* "Say 'aah'" could be that unromantic.*
**[13:26] Anna**
Hey, they're selling
Suzuhiro karaage over there!
**[13:41] Sosuke**
Huh? Anna!
**[13:44] Anna**
It's fine. Don't let me stop you.
**[13:47] Karen**
You got it wrong! It's not like
we were kissing, but, um, it was...
**[13:47] Sosuke**
Don't get the wrong idea, Anna!
It was just, you know, like...
**[13:51] Sosuke**
just a cheap thrill!
**[13:51] Karen**
just a cheap thrill!
**[13:56] Konuki**
If we'd only gotten that one other couple,
things would've been so much more exciting.
**[14:05] Ayano**
Konuki-sensei was nice enough to give us
free tickets, though. Is it really okay?
**[14:09] Chihaya**
Yes. I have a feeling we
should hold off for today.
**[14:14] Chihaya**
Let's go next week instead.
**[14:18] Anna**
Sosuke. And Karen-chan.
**[14:20] Anna**
How could they do that in front of people?
**[14:23] Anna**
As Tsuwabuki students, isn't that
against public decency or something?
**[14:27] Nukumizu**
It most certainly is.
**[14:29] Nukumizu**
They should be doing it in
the privacy of their own homes.
**[14:32] Anna**
That's not what I meant.
**[14:34] Lemon**
She's right, Nuk-kun.
**[14:36] Komari**
D-Drop dead!
**[14:37] Nukumizu**
*Huh? Why am I the one being attacked?*
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**[14:43] Anna**
My boyfriend is a very good shot.
He says he's even shot a real one before.
**[14:47] Nukumizu**
Huh? What do you mean, "a real one"?
**[14:49] Nukumizu**
Is he an assassin or something?
**[14:51] Anna**
He's working at his company's
overseas office right now.
**[14:54] Anna**
Like in America.
New York or someplace like that.
**[14:57] Anna**
And he always goes shooting
at the firing range.
**[15:00] Nukumizu**
*She keeps adding to the story.*
**[15:02] Anna**
We're long-distance,
so we don't get to meet a lot,
**[15:05] Anna**
and with the time difference and his
schedule, it's hard to find time to chat,
**[15:09] Anna**
but we're nurturing this love together.
**[15:12] Anna**
Oh, I know, Nukumizu-kun. Can you
send me a cool picture from overseas?
**[15:16] Nukumizu**
I'm still a Toyohashi resident, you know.
**[15:23] Nukumizu**
*Maybe I should buy something for Kaju.*
**[15:27] Anna**
"Boyfriend buying a gift for his friend in
New York. He's so considerate. He's so nice!"
**[15:34] Nukumizu**
But is it okay if it's a gift for a girl?
**[15:37] Anna**
Huh? Oh...
**[15:39] Anna**
Then it must be for a friend
who lives in the house he shares.
**[15:42] Nukumizu**
He's a rich guy working overseas
and he has roommates?
**[15:44] Anna**
Yeah. It's this really cool place where
everyone gets along and has fun together.
**[15:49] Anna**
You see? He's got male and
female friends. Tons of them.
**[15:53] Anna**
And there's this one female friend
with big boobs who's beautiful and cute,
**[15:57] Anna**
and is popular with everyone
because she's so nice.
**[16:00] Anna**
On his first job abroad, he didn't know his way
around, so she showed him the ropes...
**[16:06] Nukumizu**
H-Huh?
**[16:07] Anna**
At first, they were just roommates,
and he'd say, "There's nothing between us,"
**[16:11] Anna**
but at some point, they started dating...
**[16:14] Anna**
Isn't that a homewrecker?!
There's another Karen-chan in America?!
**[16:17] Nukumizu**
* Yikes. She even gets rejected*
* in her daydreams.*
**[16:25] Anna**
Nukumizu-kun.
**[16:26] Anna**
Come here a minute.
***SIGN*** Remote Access
Terminated
**[16:31] Kaju**
Huh?
**[16:32] Kaju**
The pictures from my brother
have stopped coming!
**[16:35] Kaju**
What do I do? Something may
have happened to him!
**[16:38] Gon-chan**
Maybe he's just out of range right now.
**[16:42] Kaju**
Huh? Out of range?
**[16:43] Kaju**
Wait, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
**[16:47] Gon-chan**
You worry too much.
**[16:49] Kaju**
But once my big brother
gets close to someone,
**[16:52] Kaju**
that means I'm about to
become an old lady, right?
**[16:56] Kaju**
I'm not prepared for that yet at all!
**[16:59] Gon-chan**
Is that really how you think life goes?
**[17:07] Nukumizu**
Oops. My battery's dead.
**[17:16] Nukumizu**
Yanami-san, maybe you shouldn't
try so hard to get a boyfriend.
**[17:21] Anna**
Why not?
**[17:22] Nukumizu**
Um, I don't know, but maybe love
isn't something you should force.
**[17:27] Nukumizu**
Maybe it just happens naturally
when you spend time with someone.
**[17:31] Nukumizu**
You naturally grow closer.
**[17:33] Anna**
We spent a lot of time together but
unfortunately never got that close.
**[17:37] Nukumizu**
But you could get a boyfriend
any time you wanted to.
**[17:41] Nukumizu**
That's why, I mean...
**[17:44] Anna**
Oh?
**[17:45] Anna**
Oh, oh, oh?
**[17:47] Nukumizu**
What is it?
**[17:48] Anna**
Weren't you telling me to get a boyfriend
just a little while ago? Weren't you?
**[17:54] Nukumizu**
Yeah, well, maybe I was being too blunt,
but the whole thing was kind of a pain.
**[17:59] Anna**
Hmm? So you don't think I'm a pain anymore?
**[18:04] Anna**
Or does it mean...
**[18:13] Anna**
Maybe you weren't being straight
with me, Nukumizu-kun?
**[18:21] Amanatsu**
Konuki-chan, what are you staring at?
**[18:24] Konuki**
I sense a whiff of youthful excitement
coming from that gondola!
**[18:28] Konuki**
Yes, like that. That's the way. Yes! More!
**[18:30] Amanatsu**
Konuki-chan, you gotta
quit peeping on people.
**[18:34] Konuki**
Really? But the feeling that someone may
be watching could spice things up nicely.
**[18:39] Konuki**
The thrill comes from the challenge of
trying to finish in one rotation of the wheel.
**[18:44] Amanatsu**
Challenge of trying to finish what?
**[18:46] Amanatsu**
Wait, Konuki-chan! Like that one time?
**[18:49] Amanatsu**
You'd better not be talking about
what happened ten years ago!
**[19:01] Anna**
Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
**[19:04] Anna**
Maybe I'll take a break
from the boyfriend hunt.
**[19:06] Nukumizu**
Huh? Well, you don't have
to do it for my sake...
**[19:11] Anna**
What's wrong?
**[19:12] Nukumizu**
We ran into Hakamada
and Himemiya-san, right?
**[19:14] Nukumizu**
So they know that you came here
with the literature club.
**[19:18] Nukumizu**
If you upload these date pictures now...
**[19:20] Anna**
Oh! They'll get the wrong idea
and think I faked the whole thing!
**[19:23] Nukumizu**
*That's not the wrong idea.*
**[19:28] Anna**
That was close.
**[19:31] Anna**
Okay, time for some stress-eating.
**[19:33] Nukumizu**
What?
**[19:34] Anna**
I'm going to teach you
the ins and outs of karaage.
**[19:37] Nukumizu**
No way. You're eating too much.
**[19:39] Anna**
No, it's fine.
**[19:40] Nukumizu**
And money? We've already spent most—
**[19:42] Anna**
I said it's fine!
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**[19:47] Nukumizu**
Uh, maybe we should head home
before the trains get too crowded.
**[19:56] Anna**
About that train ticket...
**[19:59] Nukumizu**
You don't have enough, do you?
**[20:01] Anna**
Right.
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**[20:08] Lemon**
Oh, there they are!
**[20:10] Lemon**
You were riding the Ferris wheel?
**[20:12] Komari**
Wh-What were you doing together?
**[20:14] Nukumizu**
We weren't doing anything.
**[20:21] Lemon**
Our friends would like to ride one more time!
**[20:24] Lemon**
Okay. Now you're gonna tell
us what you were up to.
**[20:28] Nukumizu**
"Up to"? We were riding the Ferris wheel.
Nothing else happened.
**[20:32] Anna**
But I might have just lost my innocence.
To Nukumizu-kun.
**[20:36] Nukumizu**
What?! I'm the one who was
protecting your innocence!
**[20:40] Lemon**
What do you mean? Give us all the details!
**[20:42] Komari**
D-Drop dead!
**[20:44] Nukumizu**
Huh? L-Listen... I mean, uh...
**[20:58] Anna**
That's the trouble with you, Nukumizu-kun.
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Am I Actually Just Some Unseasoned Rando Who
Drops In for the Last Episode with the Losing Heroine?
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