Season 1
- E1 - Professional Childhood Friend Yanami Anna's Style of Losing
- E2 - The Promised Failure for You
- E3 - Losing the Battle before It Is Ever Fought
- E4 - When You Stare into a Losing Heroine, the Losing Heroine Stares Back into You
- E5 - Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray
- E6 - Let Any One of You Who Has Never Been Dumped Be the First to Throw a Stone at the Losing Heroine
- E7 - The Other Side of a Happy Ending
- E8 - If You Are In Trouble, Feel Free to Consult
- E9 - Teacher Thought It Was a Stain in the Ceiling or Something... Please Continue
- E10 - I Suppose It's a Bit too Early for Goodbye
- E11 - Let's Have a Talk about Responsibility
- E12 - Am I Actually Just Some Unseasoned Rando Who Drops In for the Last Episode with the Losing Heroine?
E1 - Professional Childhood Friend Yanami Anna's Style of Losing
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[00:09] Nukumizu
They say seven out of ten high school
couples break up within a year.
[00:15] Nukumizu
If you include after graduation,
almost all of them are destined to break up.
[00:20] Nukumizu
Even so, people still get swept up in love.
In the tears. In the laughter.
[00:26] Nukumizu
I don't have a lot of confidence,
in reality or in myself,
[00:30] Nukumizu
that I'll ever find my world changed
by a fleeting relationship like that.
[00:35] Nukumizu
But sometimes, I wonder.
[00:40] Nukumizu
What if I actually did have an
experience like that in my teens?
[00:44] Nukumizu
What if I did find a teary-eyed
heroine standing before me?
[00:49] Nukumizu
What if I was the main
character in a light novel?
[00:52] Nukumizu
If that happened...
[00:55] Nukumizu
what would I think about it?
[01:02] (Flashback) Kurumi
You did your best, big brother!
I know it must've been hard.
[01:06] Kurumi & Nukumizu
"I know all about how dedicated you are."
[01:10] Nukumizu
"So if you need anyone to lean on,
your little Kurumi is right here for you."
[01:20] Nukumizu
Oh, this is so good.
And I'm finally about to get to the climax!
[01:24] Nukumizu
Every book in this series has twenty pages
of the lead getting totally pampered.
[01:27] Anna
You can't, Sosuke!
[01:29] Anna
You can't be wasting time like this!
[01:32] Sosuke
But...
[01:33] Nukumizu
They're in my class.
That's Yanami Anna and Hakamada Sosuke.
[01:38] Nukumizu
Why are they having a lovers'
quarrel in a place like this?
[01:40] Anna
If you don't go see her now,
Karen-chan is gonna leave for England!
[01:44] Anna
Don't you care about that?
[01:45] Nukumizu
Karen must be that girl
who transferred recently.
[01:48] (Flashback) Karen
A-ha! You're that molester from before!
[01:52] Nukumizu
She's already transferring again?
And to England?
[01:55] Nukumizu
The story's moving way too fast!
[01:57] Sosuke
But Karen... already said goodbye to me.
[02:00] Anna
That obviously means she
wants you to go see her!
[02:04] Sosuke
How would you know—
[02:05] Anna
Because I get it!
[02:06] Anna
I mean, that's how I've always
felt about you, Sosuke.
[02:13] Sosuke
Anna...
[02:15] Sosuke
I...
[02:18] Anna
Go to her. Karen-chan's waiting for you.
[02:30] Sosuke
I'm so sorry.
[02:36] Anna
Don't apologize to me, idiot.
[02:40] Nukumizu
Maybe I'll just pretend
I didn't see anything.
[02:49] Nukumizu
N-No! Anything but that!
[02:56] Nukumizu
Stop! That's so painfully desperate!
[03:22] Employee
Miss! Are you all right?
[03:24] Nukumizu
I didn't see a thing.
[03:34] Anna
Sosuke and I have been friends
since we were little.
[03:38] Nukumizu
Uh...
[03:39] Anna
He made me a ring out of white clover.
[03:42] Anna
He said he'd make me his wife.
[03:46] Anna
His wife.
[03:50] Nukumizu
His wife... His wife!
[03:50] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, are you okay?!
[03:56] Nukumizu
For now, just drink that
and try to calm down.
[03:58] Anna
Thanks. You're in my class...
Nukumizu-kun, right?
[04:03] Nukumizu
Huh? You're asking me that now?
[04:06] Anna
This is really good.
[04:08] Nukumizu
It's rosehip tea.
[04:10] Nukumizu
It's supposed to be good for the skin.
[04:13] Anna
For my skin?
[04:15] Anna
I don't have anyone to show it off to.
[04:17] Nukumizu
Stop! Too graphic for me!
[04:19] employee
Extra large fries. Here you are.
[04:21] Anna
Yes, thank you!
[04:22] Nukumizu
What? I didn't order that.
[04:24] Anna
You're fine with honey mustard
and cod roe mayo for sauces, right?
[04:28] Nukumizu
Did you order that, Yanami-san?
[04:30] Anna
Karen-chan's a dear friend of mine. But...
[04:34] Anna
But you know, she just
transferred here in May!
[04:38] Anna
Don't the twelve years I've known
Sosuke count for anything?
[04:42] Nukumizu
I'll ask one more time.
Was it you who ordered the fries?
[04:46] Anna
Sosuke said he'd make me his wife.
Isn't that mean? What a liar, right?
[04:52] Nukumizu
When exactly did he say that?
[04:55] Anna
It was before elementary school,
so we must've been about four or five.
[04:59] Nukumizu
Yeah, that doesn't count.
[05:00] Anna
Wait. Does this mean he's cheating on me?
[05:03] Nukumizu
Were you and Hakamada actually dating?
[05:05] Anna
Oh, gosh. I guess it probably looked that way.
[05:09] Nukumizu
So you weren't even going out?
Then it's not cheating at all!
[05:13] Anna
I-I mean, it was basically like
we were half-dating, though.
[05:16] Anna
And if that soggy cow hadn't waltzed onto
the scene, we'd probably still be together!
[05:21] Nukumizu
Wasn't she a "dear friend" a moment ago?
[05:23] Anna
But I get it.
[05:25] Anna
If I'd worked up the courage sooner,
things might not have turned out like this.
[05:30] Nukumizu
W-Well, you might be right.
[05:32] Anna
I'm sorry I'm such a mess today.
[05:35] Nukumizu
No, it's totally fine.
[05:36] Nukumizu
That's not what you need to apologize for.
[05:39] Anna
But I'm okay with it.
[05:40] Anna
As long as Sosuke's happy, I'm okay with it.
[05:47] Nukumizu
What a spectacular reaction
to getting rejected.
[05:51] Nukumizu
Speaking of, there's a term that
perfectly describes girls like her.
[05:57] Nukumizu
Yanami Anna. Yes, it fits you perfectly.
[06:00] Nukumizu
You're a "losing heroine."
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[06:16] Nukumizu
Few realize that the flavor of water
changes depending on the faucet.
[06:21] Nukumizu
I am one of those who does.
[06:24] Nukumizu
In the morning, the water from
this faucet really is the best.
[06:29] Nukumizu
It's the farthest one from
the water tank on the roof,
[06:32] Nukumizu
so the water has a much
lower chlorine content.
[06:34] Nukumizu
Once I've had my fill, I calculate the distance
and time it'll take me to get back to class.
[06:40] Nukumizu
If I get back too soon, I may find someone
in my seat, and that'd be annoying.
[06:46] Nukumizu
Perfect.
[06:49] Nukumizu
But someone's in my seat.
[06:51] Nukumizu
Ah, shoot. I guess that explains it.
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will start 10 minutes late.
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[06:59] Nukumizu
Huh. Looks like the archery team made it
to nationals for the third year in a row.
[07:04] Karen
Okay, then the three of us
should eat lunch together!
[07:04] Nukumizu
Impressive.
[07:07] Anna
I'm gonna pass on that.
[07:09] Anna
Sosuke, be sure to take
good care of Karen-chan.
[07:13] Karen
Anna!
[07:15] Karen
You really are my best friend, Anna.
[07:18] Nukumizu
Even though she calls you a "soggy cow"?
[07:22] Nukumizu
Well, maybe Yanami's over it by now...
[07:26] Nukumizu
Wow. Yeah, she's not over anything yet.
[07:32] Nukumizu
Hey, Yanami-san.
[07:35] Nukumizu
U-Um, you're on duty today, right?
[07:39] Nukumizu
Amanatsu-sensei's asking for you
to go help in the printing room.
[07:42] Anna
Oh, really? I'm on my way.
[07:47] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, did you
say that to help me out?
[07:50] Nukumizu
Well, kind of.
[07:53] Anna
Thanks.
[07:54] Anna
Another second and I'd have had
a death grip on Karen-chan's boobs.
[07:57] Nukumizu
How can she say that with a straight face?
[08:00] Nukumizu
Oh, by the way, remember
how I paid for you on Friday?
[08:03] Anna
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
[08:07] Anna
I don't have my wallet on me, but maybe you
can meet me at the emergency stairs at lunch?
[08:12] Nukumizu
Huh?
[08:13] Anna
The fire escape staircase.
In the old building.
[08:15] Nukumizu
Sure. As long as you pay me back.
[08:21] Anna
You know, they actually started dating.
[08:23] Anna
So why did they ask me to
eat with them? It's so weird.
[08:26] Anna
And here I thought we were good friends.
[08:28] Anna
I wonder if they're trying
to hurt me even more.
[08:32] Nukumizu
Are you guys seriously best friends?
[08:33] Amanatsu
Hey! Yanami!
[08:35] Amanatsu
What are you doing? Class is about to st—
[08:39] Anna
Amana-chan, are you okay?
[08:41] Amanatsu
Ow, ow, ow. Thanks.
[08:43] Nukumizu
Amanatsu-sensei, aren't these
the wrong lesson materials?
[08:47] Amanatsu
Hey, I don't know who you think you are,
but get it together, man!
[08:51] Amanatsu
In second year, we cover the
Byzantine Empire! Viva Byzantine!
[08:56] Anna
Sensei, your next class is 1-C.
[08:58] Amanatsu
Huh?!
[09:00] Nukumizu
And I'm actually one
of your students, Sensei.
[09:04] Amanatsu
Byzantine!
[09:04] Anna
Not Byzantine.
[09:12] female student
Isn't that wild?
[09:20] Anna
Please save me.
[09:22] Anna
Karen-chan wants the three of us to
go do karaoke together after school.
[09:27] Nukumizu
So why don't you?
[09:28] Anna
They're gonna make me
listen to them sing a duet!
[09:32] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, are you
saying you want me to die?
[09:35] Nukumizu
Well, no... Uh, good luck, I guess.
[09:39] Nukumizu
So about the money from before—
[09:41] Anna
That night...
[09:42] Anna
I even got a message from Sosuke's sister.
[09:45] Anna
"I can't get a hold of Sosuke.
Are you two together?"
[09:50] Anna
Now, why in the world didn't
he see her messages? I wonder.
[09:52] Nukumizu
Somebody save me.
[09:54] Anna
I wonder.
[09:55] Anna
I wonder!
[09:59] Anna
Sorry.
[10:00] Anna
I can't talk about this with any
of my friends or acquaintances.
[10:04] Nukumizu
Guess that means I'm not
even an acquaintance.
[10:08] Nukumizu
So... do you think you can
finally pay me back now?
[10:12] Nukumizu
Here's the receipt from before.
[10:14] Anna
Yeah, thanks so much for that.
You really saved my—
[10:19] Anna
Oh, my. Did the total go up?
[10:21] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, you also got an order
of watermelon pancakes, remember?
[10:25] Anna
Uh-huh.
[10:25] Nukumizu
And you finished up with
a pork shabu udon salad.
[10:28] Anna
'Cause salads don't make you gain weight.
[10:30] Nukumizu
I'm not opposed to your faith
in salads. Not at all.
[10:34] Anna
It's just an idea, but what if I were
to repay you in some other way?
[10:39] Nukumizu
Some other way?
[10:43] Anna
I'm not actually very good at it,
so I'm not sure if it'll satisfy you,
[10:49] Anna
but Sosuke used to say he really liked it.
[10:52] Nukumizu
Huh? What?!
[10:53] Nukumizu
She can't possibly mean
doing something wet and sticky!
[10:56] Nukumizu
No way! This is bad! And we're at school!
[11:00] Anna
I...
[11:01] Nukumizu
Listen—
[11:02] Anna
I'm not very good at cooking,
but I think I could manage a bento lunch!
[11:07] Nukumizu
A bento lunch?
[11:08] Anna
Something wrong?
[11:09] Nukumizu
Oh, right! A bento lunch!
[11:12] Nukumizu
But one bento lunch
probably won't cover it...
[11:14] Anna
Right, so I'll make you one every day
until it equals the amount on the receipt.
[11:18] Nukumizu
Uh, I'm not sure—
[11:19] Anna
Okay, we'll start tomorrow.
I'll be waiting here.
[11:26] Nukumizu
Sure.
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[11:28] Nukumizu
Looking forward to it.
[11:36] Komari
U-Um, you're N-Nukumizu-kun, right?
[11:40] Komari
I-I-I'm, um, a first-year
in the literature club—
[11:46] Nukumizu
Huh? Who? From where?
[11:51] Komari
Um, my name is Komari.
From the literature club. Komari Chika.
[11:56] Komari
U-Um, I need to speak with you!
A-About the club.
[12:00] Nukumizu
With me? What does the
literature club want with me?
[12:05] Komari
W-Well, that's...
[12:10] Komari
Nukumizu-kun, you're in the lit club, right?
[12:13] Nukumizu
Huh?
[12:14] Komari
Huh?
[12:16] Nukumizu
Come to think of it...
[12:17] Nukumizu
Just after I started here, I think I got talked
into signing up for the literature club.
[12:24] Nukumizu
"The student council sent out a warning about
members who aren't participating in the club"?
[12:30] Koto
Nukumizu-kun, right? It's been a while.
[12:34] Nukumizu
I apologize. I think I've
been ghosting for a while.
[12:36] Koto
It helps a lot having you back, though.
[12:39] Koto
I'm the vice president, Tsukinoki Koto.
Third-year. Remember me?
[12:43] Nukumizu
Oh, sure. Of course I do.
[12:45] Nukumizu
Of course I'm lying.
[12:50] Nukumizu
Not a bad selection.
[12:52] Koto
You can borrow whatever you want.
Just don't touch the Dazai or Mishima.
[12:58] Koto
The student council has had
their eyes on us recently.
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[13:01] Koto
You're gonna have to hang out
with us for a while. Okay, later.
[13:07] Koto
Absolutely do not touch
the Dazai or Mishima, okay?
[13:25] Nukumizu
The BL genre aside, at least there's a
bunch of popular series I haven't read yet.
[13:30] Nukumizu
I don't need to worry about
lunch money for a while.
[13:31] Nukumizu
Maybe I can hold off on new books and catch
up on a few series the lit club doesn't have.
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[13:37] Kaju
You definitely have to buy
You're the Innocent Queen of Darkness.
[13:41] Kaju
At least up to volume 5, when my favorite
character starts turning to the dark side—
[13:44] Nukumizu
Kaju.
[13:46] Nukumizu
Why are you in my room?
[13:47] Kaju
I'm in here most of the time.
You just don't notice me.
[13:50] Nukumizu
What a creepy thing to say.
[13:51] Kaju
So, big brother, have you
made any friends at school?
[13:56] Kaju
Have no fear, big brother. I, Kaju,
will find you some friends without fail.
[14:03] Kaju
First of all, I'll make you a chara-ben.
[14:05] Nukumizu
Kmff-rhf-bmf?
[14:06] Kaju
Yes! A character bento's a great
conversation starter that'll win people over!
[14:12] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, I've actually got someone
making lunch for me for a while.
[14:20] Kaju
B-B-Big brother, are you saying
you're going out with a woman?!
[14:23] Nukumizu
No, I'm not!
[14:24] Kaju
Oh, of course not!
[14:25] Kaju
How could someone with
no friends have a girlfriend?
[14:28] Kaju
But isn't it strange to have a non-friend
non-girlfriend making lunch for you?
[14:33] Nukumizu
Well, I've actually paid for it.
[14:37] Kaju
Oh, eating out with a working girl?
[14:39] Kaju
It must be one of those "bento lunch" things.
My friends told me all about that.
[14:45] Nukumizu
Kaju.
[14:46] Kaju
Yes, what?
[14:48] Nukumizu
You need to find better friends.
[14:52] Anna
Isn't that mean?
[14:54] Nukumizu
What is?
[14:55] Anna
I'm talking about you!
I asked for your help yesterday.
[14:59] Anna
I had to listen to the brand-new
couple singing duets together.
[15:03] Anna
Can you imagine how that felt?!
[15:06] Nukumizu
So what about my lunch?
[15:09] Anna
Here you go.
[15:12] Nukumizu
Um, what's this?
[15:14] Anna
I tried to make two bento
lunches this morning,
[15:17] Anna
and my mom was like,
"I'm sure Sosuke-kun will be thrilled!"
[15:22] Nukumizu
This is convenience store food, right?
[15:24] Anna
That's why I couldn't make enough for two.
[15:27] Nukumizu
The packaging's clearly
handmade, but still...
[15:30] Nukumizu
Okay. Let's say this is 268 yen.
[15:33] Anna
Too cheap!
[15:34] Nukumizu
But that's the actual price.
[15:38] Nukumizu
Fine. 300 yen.
[15:41] Nukumizu
Anyway, why don't you keep
your distance from those two?
[15:47] Anna
Everyone's walking on eggshells
around me in class.
[15:51] Anna
'Cause, like, Sosuke and I used
to be together all the time.
[15:55] Anna
"Oh, what? Did Yanami get dumped?"
That's the vibe right now.
[16:00] Nukumizu
Um, I'm not sure what to...
[16:04] Nukumizu
Okay, 350 yen.
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[16:10] Ayano
I heard you joined the lit club, Nukumizu.
[16:13] Ayano
My teacher told me they have
the complete works of Abe Kobo.
[16:16] Ayano
Can I borrow them sometime?
[16:18] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, that's probably okay.
I'll check with my senpai.
[16:23] Ayano
Thanks.
[16:24] Lemon
Mitsuki!
[16:25] Lemon
I'm skipping my club today.
Wanna go get something to eat?
[16:30] Ayano
Sorry. I have prep school today.
[16:32] Lemon
Huh? You're still a first-year.
[16:34] Lemon
If all you do is study,
you're just gonna get dumber.
[16:38] Ayano
And if you don't study more,
you'll end up repeating the year.
[16:42] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san. We're going to be late
to cram school if we don't get going.
[16:46] Ayano
Oh, Chihaya. I'm coming.
[16:49] Ayano
See you later, Lemon.
[16:50] Lemon
Huh? Oh... Bye-bye.
[16:54] Lemon
Hey, are you and Mitsuki friends?
[16:58] Nukumizu
Uh, we're not exactly friends,
but we go to the same cram school—
[17:02] Lemon
So do you know who that girl was?
[17:05] Nukumizu
Um, Asagumo-san, I think?
[17:08] Nukumizu
She and Ayano are both
taking the advanced course.
[17:10] Lemon
Advanced course, huh?
[17:13] Lemon
I guess Mitsuki's into smart girls after all.
[17:17] Anna
Lemon-chan, what are your intentions?
[17:19] Lemon
Huh? N-Nothing.
[17:22] Lemon
It's just, we've been in the same
class since elementary school...
[17:24] Anna
Sounds like you're childhood friends.
[17:27] Anna
Which means...
[17:29] Anna
That woman is the homewrecker.
[17:32] Nukumizu
Oh, come on. "Homewrecker"?
[17:34] Anna
Listen, Nukumizu-kun,
there are only two types of girls.
[17:38] Anna
The childhood friend and the homewrecker.
[17:41] Nukumizu
I see.
[17:42] Nukumizu
But what a contrast!
[17:43] Lemon
Hey, what do those two look like to you?
[17:46] Anna
They seem pretty friendly,
but didn't they meet just recently?
[17:52] Anna
Maybe they're just plain friends.
[17:55] Lemon
Right! I'm sure they're just plain friends!
[17:58] Lemon
I knew you'd get it, Yana-chan!
[18:01] Anna
Lemon-chan, I kinda feel like
we're not that different after all.
[18:05] Anna
I'm rooting for you!
[18:09] Anna
They're asking me to hang out again today.
[18:12] Anna
"Wanna come study at Karen-chan's house?"
[18:15] Nukumizu
You should say no.
[18:16] Anna
But if I don't go,
it'll be just the two of them!
[18:19] Nukumizu
That may be true, but where's my lunch?
[18:22] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, you ever think this
might be why you don't have friends?
[18:26] Nukumizu
I don't need that from you.
[18:28] Anna
Hold the lid a minute.
[18:31] Anna
I only have one lunch box I can use,
so I shoved the two servings into one box.
[18:38] Anna
Okay, let's eat.
[18:41] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, how much is that worth?
[18:45] Nukumizu
Um, let's say 400 yen.
[18:47] Anna
Nice! Not bad at all.
[18:48] Anna
At this rate, I should be able to
pay it off by summer vacation.
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[19:53] Anna
You can see the field from here.
[19:56] Nukumizu
Oh. Yeah.
[19:58] Anna
Isn't that Lemon-chan over there?
[20:02] Anna
Lemon-chan... She sure is fast.
[20:05] Nukumizu
I heard she placed in the
prefectural competition.
[20:07] Anna
How'd you know that?
[20:09] Nukumizu
I'm no slouch when it comes to
reading the announcement board.
[20:14] Anna
Lemon-chan's so cool.
[20:35] Anna
I guess I really got dumped.
[20:39] Anna
I understood it in my head, but I don't
think my body had figured it out yet.
[20:46] Anna
I was here thinking,
"Wow, Lemon-chan sure can run."
[20:51] Anna
And then it turned into
"Wow, I sure got dumped."
[20:56] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, maybe if you get dumped flat
on your face someday, you'll know what I mean.
[21:00] Nukumizu
You think so?
[21:02] Anna
Still, nothing changes after you've been dumped.
Doesn't even feel like a fresh start.
[21:07] Anna
But still, everything around
you keeps moving on,
[21:11] Anna
so you've got to keep moving, too.
[21:14] Nukumizu
I've never been dumped before,
so I don't really get it.
[21:19] Anna
Spoken like a lady-killer.
[21:26] Nukumizu
They say seven out of ten high school
couples break up within a year.
[21:31] Nukumizu
If you include after graduation,
almost all of them are destined to break up.
[21:36] Nukumizu
Even so, people still get swept up in love.
In the tears. In the laughter.
[21:43] Nukumizu
I don't have a lot of confidence,
in reality or in myself,
[21:47] Nukumizu
that I'll ever find my world changed
by a fleeting relationship like that.
[21:52] Nukumizu
But sometimes, I wonder.
[21:56] Nukumizu
What if I actually did have an
experience like that in my teens?
[22:00] Nukumizu
What if I did find a teary-eyed
heroine standing before me?
[22:05] Nukumizu
What if I was the main
character in a light novel?
[22:10] Nukumizu
If that happened...
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[02:02] Nukumizu
I don't like this system at all.
[02:05] Nukumizu
Doesn't making us clean up when
the date matches our student number
[02:09] Nukumizu
let students in the 30s off the hook?
[02:15] Nukumizu
Y-Yakishio-san?
[02:19] Lemon
Hey, Nukumizu.
[02:21] Lemon
I need to talk to you about something.
[02:30] Nukumizu
Normally, this sort of thing foreshadows
a very arousing turn of events.
[02:36] Nukumizu
But in rom-com terms,
Yakishio and I are short on plot developments
[02:40] Nukumizu
that would lead to an incident
in the gym storage room.
[02:44] Lemon
So what happened with that thing?
[02:46] Nukumizu
Huh? What "thing" do you mean?
[02:48] Lemon
Oh, you know.
[02:50] Lemon
Mitsuki said he was gonna borrow books
from the lit club. Did he do that already?
[02:55] Nukumizu
Oh, that "thing."
[02:57] Lemon
I-If it's okay, I wouldn't mind
taking the books to him myself.
[03:06] Nukumizu
Okay, how about this:
[03:09] Nukumizu
Why don't we get him to pick them up
when you have a day off from your club?
[03:14] Lemon
My club? Why?
[03:17] Nukumizu
Um, because it'd probably be okay
for you to visit the lit club then.
[03:21] Nukumizu
As an observer or whatever.
[03:23] Lemon
An observer? Me?
[03:28] Nukumizu
Yeah. I mean, you could even
come to the club together then.
[03:32] Nukumizu
Both of you. Together.
[03:37] Lemon
Of course! Nukumizu, you're really smart!
[03:40] Lemon
You're actually not such a bad guy.
I had you all wrong.
[03:44] Nukumizu
I think the entire class has me all wrong.
[03:49] Lemon
Uh-oh.
[03:50] Nukumizu
What's wrong?
[03:51] Lemon
It looks like...
[03:54] Lemon
the door might be locked from outside.
[03:57] Nukumizu
What?!
[03:58] Nukumizu
Hey!
[03:59] Lemon
Hey!
[03:59] Nukumizu
Somebody help!
[04:01] Lemon
We're still in here!
[04:02] Nukumizu
Hey!
[04:06] Nukumizu
The forecast said the temperature
was gonna get up to 35 degrees today.
[04:11] Nukumizu
It's the first really hot day of the summer.
[04:16] Nukumizu
Whoa. She must have a super fast metabolism.
[04:20] Nukumizu
Hey, Yakishio-san, you okay?
[04:22] Lemon
I'm fine. I'm more like an impala
than a Thomson's gazelle.
[04:27] Nukumizu
Really? You're an impala?
[04:31] Lemon
Basically, it's a lot faster to run on four legs.
[04:36] Lemon
What I'm saying is, spotted hyenas
like to get splashed with water!
[04:41] Nukumizu
She definitely doesn't sound okay!
[04:45] Nukumizu
Yakishio-san, here! It's a cooling spray!
[04:48] Lemon
Ooh, Nuk-kun, nice one!
[04:51] Nukumizu
Am I "Nuk-kun" now?
[04:52] Lemon
Spray it all over me.
[04:54] Nukumizu
Ah! Wait a second!
[04:57] Lemon
Hurry up.
[05:00] Nukumizu
I never thought the day would come
when a girl was begging for me!
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Do the front next.
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Hurry up.
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Spray!
[05:36] Nukumizu
At this rate, I feel like...
[05:39] Nukumizu
you can't blame me if I start getting
in a weird mood. This isn't my fault!
[05:45] Nukumizu
Wait, wait, wait! Don't take it off!
[05:49] Lemon
Nuk-kun, what's the big deal?
It's just us girls here.
[05:53] Nukumizu
She's completely out of her mind!
[05:59] Lemon
This bottle still has something in it.
[06:02] Nukumizu
Wait! Y-You can't drink that!
[06:05] Lemon
Hey, Nuk-kun, whaddaya doing?
[06:08] Nukumizu
Y-Y-Yakishio-san! Your top! Your top!
[06:12] Nukumizu
Whoa! Something's touching me!
Something's touching me!
[06:19] Amanatsu
Hey! Is somebody in there?
[06:22] Nukumizu
Yes! Please open the door!
[06:27] Nukumizu
We're finally saved.
[06:35] Amanatsu
Catch ya when you're done.
[06:37] Nukumizu
Leave it open!
[06:39] Nukumizu
Leave it open!
[06:45] Lemon
Oh, man. It's so delicious.
[06:48] Konuki
Heatstroke is really scary. Worst-case,
it can leave you disabled or even kill you.
[06:54] Amanatsu
Forget class, you guys.
Just rest here in the nurse's office.
[06:57] Amanatsu
And you, mister. I'll contact your homeroom
teacher. Name and class number?
[07:02] Nukumizu
I'm in your class, Sensei. It's me, Nukumizu.
[07:05] Amanatsu
Huh? You are?
[07:07] Amanatsu
Well, whatever.
[07:10] Amanatsu
Okay, Konuki-chan.
I'll let you take care of it.
[07:14] Nukumizu
Konuki-sensei, are you and
Amanatsu-sensei close friends?
[07:18] Konuki
We are.
[07:19] Konuki
We used to be classmates here and spent
a lot of time in the nurse's office together.
[07:25] Konuki
The stains on the ceiling
haven't changed at all since then.
[07:28] Nukumizu
I'm surprised you remember
something like that.
[07:30] Konuki
Well, when you get laid...
[07:32] Konuki
I mean, when you're leaning back,
the ceiling's right there in front of you.
[07:37] Nukumizu
This lady is kinda nuts.
[07:49] Konuki
You have a visitor.
[07:51] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, are you okay?
[07:56] Nukumizu
Yeah. Thanks.
[07:58] Anna
I brought your bento lunch. Wanna eat?
[08:01] Konuki
Oh, my. Am I in the way?
[08:05] Konuki
I'll step out for a bit, so you
can go ahead and use the room.
[08:09] Konuki
You can lock it from the inside.
Enjoy yourselves.
[08:13] Nukumizu
First Amanatsu-sensei, now her.
How did they even become teachers?
[08:19] Nukumizu
Omelet rice?
[08:20] Anna
Yeah. I'm pretty proud of this one.
I was able to flip it and roll it nicely.
[08:26] Anna
Okay, hands together.
Thank you for the food.
[08:29] Nukumizu
Oh, right. Thank you for the food.
[08:34] Anna
Pretty good, right?
So how much is it worth to you, sir?
[08:38] Nukumizu
Hmm... Let's say 400 yen.
[08:40] Anna
Not too shabby. But I'm gonna
step up to that 400 yen wall,
[08:44] Anna
and smash through it with this!
[08:46] Nukumizu
I see. Your strategy is to add soup
to raise the assessed value.
[08:51] Anna
Whatever in the world made you think...
[08:54] Anna
that this is soup?
[08:58] Nukumizu
It's white sauce!
[09:01] Nukumizu
Personally speaking, I prefer ketchup,
but the extra effort does add flair!
[09:10] Nukumizu
What the heck? This is so good!
[09:12] Anna
It was left over from a holiday present I got.
It's the Empire Hotel's official white sauce!
[09:17] Anna
So? How much would you pay for this flavor?
For a taste of the Empire Hotel!
[09:27] Nukumizu
Five...
[09:28] Nukumizu
600 yen.
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[09:29] Anna
600 yen! Thank you very much!
[09:32] Lemon
Sounds like you guys are having fun.
[09:35] Anna
Oh, Lemon-chan! Good morning.
Are you feeling better?
[09:39] Lemon
Much, much better.
[09:40] Lemon
But I don't remember what happened
at the end. How did we end up?
[09:45] Nukumizu
Huh? Um, no, uh...
[09:47] Nukumizu
A-Amanatsu-sensei rescued us.
[09:49] Lemon
Really?
[09:50] Lemon
Then I guess Amanatsu-sensei
changed my clothes for me.
[09:53] Nukumizu
Right! Amanatsu-sensei
changed your clothes.
[09:56] Nukumizu
And I didn't see a thing. Not a thing.
[09:59] Lemon
You'd better not have. What sort
of creep watches a girl changing?
[10:03] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, that's kinda gross.
[10:05] Nukumizu
Don't say that.
I won't be able to face another day.
[10:07] Lemon
But anyway, what's that? It looks delicious.
[10:11] Anna
I know, right? I made it myself.
[10:14] Anna
Here. Say "ahh."
[10:16] Nukumizu
Why is she feeding her from my plate?
[10:20] Lemon
Wow, yum! What is this sauce? It's so wild!
[10:23] Anna
Why, it's from the Empire Hotel!
[10:24] Nukumizu
Uh, that's actually my lunch.
[10:26] Lemon
The Empire Hotel?!
[10:28] Lemon
What's wrong, Nuk-kun?
[10:30] Anna
Oh, yeah. I guess that counts
as an indirect kiss.
[10:33] Anna
Mind out of the gutter, son. You're at school.
[10:35] Nukumizu
I wasn't thinking anything dirty!
[10:37] Lemon
Huh? Then why are you blushing?
[10:39] Nukumizu
I-I'm not!
[10:41] Ayano
Excuse me. Is Lemon here?
[10:43] Lemon
M-Mitsuki!
[10:44] Ayano
Are you feeling better? Here.
I brought you a get-well gift.
[10:48] Lemon
You brought this for me?
[10:50] Ayano
But you seem fine. Maybe you don't need it.
[10:53] Lemon
I do! I was feeling so bad,
I couldn't eat at all!
[10:57] Ayano
Yeah, sure looks like it.
[10:59] Ayano
You can't eat it if it's on your cheek.
[11:02] Lemon
Um, thank you.
[11:07] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san!
[11:08] Ayano
Oh, Chihaya. What's up?
[11:10] Chihaya
I was thinking of going to the study room
after class. Would you like to join me?
[11:15] Ayano
Oh, sorry. Gotta go home early today.
I'll see you at cram school tomorrow.
[11:19] Chihaya
Got it. Then I'll get in touch later tonight.
[11:27] Ayano
Silly. I said I'll see you tomorrow.
[11:31] Ayano
I'd better get back to class.
Lemon, take it easy, okay?
[11:35] Lemon
S-Sure. Thanks.
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[11:43] Nukumizu
Um, Tsukinoki-senpai?
[11:45] Koto
Hmm?
[11:46] Nukumizu
Is it all right if I lend
some of these to a friend?
[11:49] Koto
Sure, I don't mind.
Butter him up with favors,
[11:53] Koto
then once he's cornered, we recruit him.
[11:56] Nukumizu
Uh-huh...
[11:57] Koto
Okay, gotta go.
[12:02] Koto
Shintaro keeps forgetting the
duty schedule and has to stay after.
[12:06] Koto
I gotta go give him backup.
[12:08] Koto
Oh, yeah. Just don't lay a finger
on the Dazai or Mishima, okay?
[12:12] Nukumizu
Shintaro? Huh. Must be her boyfriend.
[12:18] Nukumizu
Huh? What is it?
[12:19] Komari
N-N-Not her boyfriend.
[12:21] Komari
J-Just a ch-childhood friend.
[12:25] Komari
A-And she got the order wrong.
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[12:30] Nukumizu
Who the hell cares either way?
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[12:37] Nukumizu
I could almost pass for a
regular high school student.
[12:42] Nukumizu
Huh? Kaju? What are you doing here?
[12:45] Kaju
Big brother, have you made
any friends at school yet?
[12:49] Nukumizu
Huh? No, not yet.
[12:51] Komari
I'm worried about you.
[12:53] Komari
People aren't allowed to be
completely friendless after middle school.
[12:57] Nukumizu
Meaning I'm not allowed to?
[12:59] Komari
For example, excluding teachers,
how many people did you talk to today?
[13:04] Nukumizu
Um... five people, I guess?
[13:09] Komari
Five people?
[13:14] Komari
I feel awful for hounding you so much
that you feel you have to lie to me.
[13:19] Komari
Big brother, having no friends is
really nothing to be ashamed about.
[13:25] Nukumizu
But it still isn't allowed, right?
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[13:46] Lemon
Nuk-kun, good morning!
[13:48] Nukumizu
O-Oh, g-good morning.
[13:50] Lemon
Listen, I finally remembered what happened
in the storage room yesterday.
[13:53] Lemon
So today, after class—
[13:55] Nukumizu
Ah! Y-You remembered what happened?
[13:56] Nukumizu
Nope! I didn't see!
I didn't see anything at all!
[14:00] Lemon
What? We talked about me going
to the lit club with Mitsuki today.
[14:04] Nukumizu
Huh?
[14:05] Lemon
Didn't you say we should come together?
Did the heat fry your brain, too?
[14:09] Nukumizu
Oh, that's right. Yeah, I totally did.
[14:12] Nukumizu
Yup, yup. Sounds good.
[14:14] Lemon
Okay, see you after class.
[14:17] Anna
Lemon-chan sure is going after him.
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[14:20] Anna
Maybe I should come observe, too,
so I can back her up.
[14:24] Nukumizu
Yeah, but to the literature club?
Are you cool with that?
[14:27] Anna
Heh. I really like flowers and stuff.
[14:29] Nukumizu
That's the horticulture club.
[14:32] Anna
Huh?
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It's Nukumizu-kun, right?
[14:35] Nukumizu
Uh, yes.
[14:37] Tamaki
I'm Tamaki Shintaro, the club president.
[14:38] Nukumizu
So Shintaro was the president?
[14:39] Anna
Very nice to meet you.
[14:40] Koto
Oh, is this your Abe Kobo friend?
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[14:43] Nukumizu
Uh, actually, it isn't.
[14:45] Anna
Nice to meet you. My name's Yanami,
not Abe. I've come to observe.
[14:50] Tamaki
Really? I'm happy so many people
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[14:53] Anna
A long time ago, I tried wool felting.
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Where you poke a hairball with a needle.
[14:58] Nukumizu
That's the knit club.
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Huh?
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I have to go attend a presidents' meeting.
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[15:04] Komari
Um, uh, President?
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Th-That sci-fi book I borrowed
was really good.
[15:09] Komari
I didn't really get it, but—
[15:11] Tamaki
You thought so?
[15:13] Tamaki
Ah, I knew you had good taste, Komari-chan.
[15:16] Koto
Whoa there.
[15:18] Koto
Komari-chan, if you don't like that,
I'll tell him off myself.
[15:22] Komari
I-I...
[15:23] Komari
My head... d-doesn't really... uh, hate it.
[15:28] Tamaki
You really are a cutie, Komari-chan.
[15:31] Tamaki
You should learn from her example, Koto.
[15:33] Koto
Shaddap.
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See you later.
[15:38] Komari
The p-president... He called...
He called me a c-cutie.
[15:45] Anna
You two sure get along well.
[15:48] Koto
Well, we're childhood friends.
We're kinda stuck together.
[15:51] Anna
Childhood friends?
[15:54] Anna
That must mean...
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Homewrecker.
[16:00] Nukumizu
C-Cmon, Yanami-san.
Let's not use that talk in here.
[16:04] Nukumizu
Um—
[16:04] Ayano
Excuse us.
[16:08] Ayano
Lemon, behave yourself, okay?
[16:08] Nukumizu
Ayano. Nice timing.
[16:13] Ayano
This really is an outstanding collection.
Which one should I borrow?
[16:17] Koto
Take whatever you like.
[16:19] Koto
But if you decide to join our club, you'll be
able to borrow anything freely. Interested?
[16:24] Ayano
I am interested,
but I'm busy with cram school.
[16:27] Koto
Oh, that's no problem. You can come
and borrow books whenever you feel like it.
[16:32] Koto
And maybe your cute
girlfriend wants to join, too?
[16:35] Lemon
Huh? What? M-Me?
[16:37] Lemon
Do you mean me when you say "girlfriend"?
[16:40] Lemon
Oh, gosh! But I'm in the track club,
so that might be difficult.
[16:45] Koto
Tsk, tsk, tsk. We're totally open
to dual memberships.
[16:48] Koto
I mean, all of our members
are in other clubs, too.
[16:51] Nukumizu
Seriously? What other club am I in?
[16:55] Koto
You can come hide here if you
ever want to skip track practice.
[16:59] Koto
Right? And wouldn't it be nice to have
more time to spend with your girlfriend?
[17:03] Lemon
Huh? Would you like that, Mitsuki?
[17:06] Ayano
That wouldn't be fair to Lemon.
We aren't dating, anyway.
[17:09] Koto
Oh? You're not?
[17:11] Ayano
She's always been really popular with
the guys. I wouldn't stand a chance.
[17:18] Ayano
Anyway, thanks for letting me borrow—
[17:19] Lemon
That's not true!
[17:21] Lemon
I don't have a boyfriend, and being popular\n doesn't mean I'd go with just anyone!
[17:25] Ayano
O-Oh. Right.
[17:27] Ayano
Sorry, did I say something wrong?
[17:31] Lemon
Not exactly, but...
[17:34] Lemon
Um, I... Sorry.
[17:38] Koto
What's this now?
[17:40] Koto
Are you sure you two aren't dating?
You sure act like a couple.
[17:44] Lemon
N-No, we don't!
[17:46] Koto
Huh. Are you sure?
[17:48] Lemon
But we aren't!
[17:49] Ayano
She's right. And I already have a girlfriend.
[17:52] Ayano
I already have a girlfriend.
[18:02] Ayano
Huh? What?
[18:04] Ayano
What's wrong, everyone?
[18:06] Lemon
Huh? Um, Mitsuki... You got a girlfriend?
[18:10] Ayano
Yeah. Just recently.
I guess I hadn't told you yet, Lemon.
[18:14] Nukumizu
Let me guess. Is it Asagumo-san?
[18:17] Ayano
Was it that obvious?
[18:18] Ayano
Well, yeah. I'll introduce
you guys properly next time.
[18:22] Ayano
All right, Lemon. Wanna get going?
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Huh?!
[18:24] Ayano
Didn't you want to go
shopping together today?
[18:28] Nukumizu
No way. Is Ayano actually totally dense?
[18:31] Lemon
I-I've decided to join the lit club,
so I think I'll hang out here for a bit.
[18:36] Ayano
Oh, okay. Then I guess I'll see you later.
[18:45] Koto
Was that maybe... my fault?
[18:48] Nukumizu
Yup, that was your fault.
[18:50] Nukumizu
Huh? What is it?
[18:51] Lemon
Gimme an application form.
SIGN Club Application
SIGN June 13th
SIGN I'd like to join the
SIGN Sex
SIGN August 1st
SIGN Name
SIGN Yaki
[18:54] Lemon
Huh. So Mitsuki already had a girlfriend?
[18:59] Lemon
What have I been doing all this time?
[19:04] Nukumizu
Running in circles, I guess.
[19:06] Anna
Anyway, welcome. Wear this.
[19:11] Lemon
I will. I'm all worn out.
SIGN New club member!
SIGN Restaurant
SIGN Gusto
[19:19] Nukumizu
Your friend basically got dumped,
so to cheer her up,
[19:21] Nukumizu
you take her to the restaurant where you
got dumped? Do you have nerves of steel?!
[19:27] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, Yanami-san...
You're paying for yourself today, right?
[19:31] Anna
Of course! But talking about money in front
of a girl who just had her heart broken...
[19:35] Anna
Have you no tact at all?
[19:37] Anna
Lemon-chan, we'll treat you today.
[19:40] Lemon
Um, you don't have to.
[19:42] Nukumizu
It's okay.
[19:43] Nukumizu
We're celebrating you joining the club, too.
[19:46] Anna
All right, I'm gonna have a Hamburg steak!
[19:48] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, are you okay
eating that much before dinner?
[19:52] Anna
Didn't you know?
Sweets are a diet's worst enemy.
[19:56] Nukumizu
And a Hamburg steak
before dinner is a diet's ally?
[19:59] Lemon
All right, I think I'll have
a bean paste sundae.
[20:03] Anna
Oh my gosh!
I think I'll have that for dessert.
[20:06] Nukumizu
I thought sweets were the enemy?
[20:08] Anna
Then I'll add a hamburger, too.
[20:10] Nukumizu
Can you really eat that much?
[20:13] Nukumizu
Yakishio-san, we'll take care of the bill.
Go ahead and wait for us outside.
[20:18] Lemon
Thank you, Nuk-kun, Yana-chan.
Okay, if it's all right with you.
[20:25] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, you can be
pretty thoughtful sometimes.
[20:27] Nukumizu
You still owe me. I'm not
the one actually paying today.
[20:31] Anna
You're so annoying. Fine.
But I'll tell you something, Nukumizu—
[20:37] Anna
Nukumizu-kun.
[20:40] Nukumizu
Don't tell me you don't
have enough to cover it.
[20:45] Nukumizu
Is this girl seriously just completely...
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[20:50] Nukumizu
stupid?
SIGN Balance
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SIGN Balance
SIGN Balance
SIGN Balance
SIGN Balance
SIGN Balance
SIGN Balance
SIGN Playing
SIGN Asagumo
SIGN Yanami
SIGN Ayano
SIGN Nukumizu
[20:57] Ayano
You can't eat it if it's on your cheek.
[21:00] Lemon
Um, thank you—
[21:01] Konuki
That Nukumizu kid doesn't look
like much, but he's got moves.
[21:06] Konuki
But more importantly...
[21:08] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san!
[21:09] Ayano
Oh, Chihaya. What's up?
[21:11] Chihaya
I was thinking of going to the study room
after class. Would you like to join me?
SIGN STOP
[21:23] Konuki
Maybe I should set another
one up in the study room.
[21:37] Konuki
What are you doing here so late?
[21:40] Lemon
I just felt like running, I guess.
[21:43] Lemon
And my club didn't meet today.
[21:45] Konuki
You should be heading home.
I can walk you part of the way if you like.
[21:51] Lemon
Sensei, can I just do one more?
[21:55] Konuki
You want to keep running?
[22:00] Lemon
I feel like I'm about to get somewhere.
SIGN Yakishio
SIGN Nukumizu
SIGN Nukumizu
SIGN Nukumizu
[22:15] Konuki
All right. Go ahead and run.
[22:19] Konuki
But give it everything you've got.
[22:21] Lemon
Of course!
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN The Promised Failure for You
E3 - Losing the Battle before It Is Ever Fought
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[00:33] Komari
Wh-What are you doing here?
[00:35] Nukumizu
I was thirsty and wanted a drink of water.
[00:38] Komari
So you c-came all the way out here?
[00:41] Nukumizu
Look who's talking.
[00:43] Nukumizu
You're out fountain-hopping
to avoid class, right?
[00:46] Komari
Sh-Shut up. I-I came here 'cause I'm
kind of d-doing research on school water.
[00:53] Nukumizu
Research? Oh?
[00:57] Nukumizu
I'm actually quite particular
about the water here at school.
[01:01] Komari
Th-Then where did you go to
drink water th-this morning?
[01:06] Nukumizu
Heh. If it's early in the day,
like first or second period,
[01:09] Nukumizu
it's gotta be west building, second floor,
next to the classroom.
[01:12] Nukumizu
At that time of day, the water in
the pipes is still from the day before.
[01:16] Nukumizu
Not only does it have less of a chlorine taste,
but it's cool in the morning, even in summer.
[01:21] Nukumizu
It's the finest drinking water.
[01:28] Komari
That's...
[01:29] Komari
That's weak.
[01:30] Nukumizu
What? How can you say that?
[01:33] Komari
W-West building, second floor is b-best
during lunch break, just before lunch.
[01:39] Nukumizu
Lunch break, you say?
[01:41] Nukumizu
But there's no way the upper floors
are fit for use after noon.
[01:44] Nukumizu
The chlorine smell gets stronger
and the water becomes lukewarm.
[01:48] Komari
A-Amateur.
[01:50] Komari
W-Warm water is much gentler
on the s-stomach.
[01:55] Nukumizu
Wha... B-But the chlorine...
[01:57] Komari
O-Once your nose adjusts
to the ch-chlorine smell...
[02:01] Nukumizu
"Adjusts"? Wait! You can't mean...
[02:06] Komari
...i-it covers up the smell of the bathroom.
[02:12] Nukumizu
Y-You eat lunch in the bathroom?!
[02:14] Nukumizu
I wish I'd never asked.
Just eat in the club room!
[02:20] Tamaki
Komari-chan. Nukumizu.
[02:23] Tamaki
What are you guys doing way out here?
[02:27] Tamaki
Oh, right. After school, I want you
both to come to the classroom.
[02:31] Tamaki
Koto has an important announcement.
[02:34] Nukumizu
Sure.
[02:35] Tamaki
Okay, see you later.
SIGN Literature Club
[04:21] Koto
Ahem. I gathered you all
here today for one reason.
[04:25] Koto
I have decided that we shall
set sail on the open net.
SIGN Absent Today
[04:29] Koto
We will submit our works to the
"Become a Literary Icon" site.
[04:34] Nukumizu
Why are we suddenly doing that?
[04:36] Koto
The student council got on my case
at the last club presidents' meeting.
[04:40] Koto
They asked why we list composition as an
activity when we haven't written anything.
[04:44] Nukumizu
Huh? This is the literature club,
but you haven't written anything?
[04:48] Koto
We say, "Write, write!"
and then don't write. That is our way.
SIGN Literature Club
[04:51] Koto
If we published a zine, we'd have
to pay for paper and printing costs,
[04:55] Koto
and we have no distribution channels.
[04:56] Nukumizu
That makes sense. Publishing online
is much more practical for a club.
[05:01] Koto
So to that end...
[05:03] Koto
This weekend, the literature club
is holding a training camp!
[05:07] Nukumizu
What?
[05:07] Koto
There was an opening at the youth house
this weekend. I was able to get two rooms—
[05:11] Nukumizu
Hang on a minute!
The weekend's only two days away!
[05:15] Koto
Speed equals survival in
today's publishing business.
SIGN Honestly, I want to hide in my room this weekend
[05:21] Koto
You don't get it, do you?
[05:22] Koto
Will you still say that
after hearing this one word?
[05:28] Koto
Canned.
[05:30] Nukumizu
"Canned"? As in when an author is
confined to a hotel room to write?
[05:34] Komari
Whoa!
[05:35] Nukumizu
Huh? What's with that reaction?
[05:37] Koto
Haven't you always wanted to?
Doesn't it get you pumped?
[05:41] Komari
Canned is cool!
SIGN All Deadlines
Are Bad
[05:43] Koto
So I'd like each of you to come up
with a plot by this weekend.
[05:47] Nukumizu
Have you decided what
you're going to write, Senpai?
[05:51] Koto
I'm thinking of writing an
isekai reincarnation story.
[05:54] Koto
First, Mishima commits seppuku.
Then he gets reincarnated.
[05:57] Koto
Dazai tries to follow by drowning himself in
the Tamagawa Aqueduct. And that's the intro.
[06:01] Koto
But it's rated X, so I wouldn't be
able to show it to you... kids...
[06:10] Shikiya
Rated X?
[06:14] Shikiya
Ungood.
[06:15] Koto
Shikiya? How long have you been there?
[06:18] Shikiya
Tsukinoki-senpai,
a training camp requires...
[06:23] Shikiya
a proposal... submission.
[06:27] Koto
All right. I'll have the
president bring one tomorrow.
[06:31] Nukumizu
Who's that?
[06:32] Komari
Sh-Shikiya from the student council.
[06:36] Shikiya
The student council is...
always... watching you.
[06:43] Koto
Shikiya, isn't the council
going a little hard on us?
[06:47] Shikiya
No, we go after all the clubs.
[06:52] Shikiya
Costs. Cuts. Dissolution. Annihilation.
[06:57] Nukumizu
What's wrong with this girl? At least blink!
[06:57] Shikiya
Costs. Cuts. Dissolution. Annihilation.
[07:01] Shikiya
Costs...
SIGN Tahara
City
SIGN Facility
Introduction
SIGN Ehima Outdoor Activity Center
[07:03] Anna
A training camp? That sounds like fun.
SIGN A youth facility jointly operated by the cities of Tahara
and Toyohashi. Guests can enjoy outdoor activities, sports,
and camping in a wonderful environment with a panoramic
view of Mikawa Bay.
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[07:06] Nukumizu
I don't know about that. They said we'd
be "canned." It might not be much fun.
[07:11] Anna
There's even a beach nearby.
[07:13] Anna
I still have my swimsuit from
last year. I hope it's okay.
[07:16] Nukumizu
Huh? Wait a minute.
Are you planning to come, too?
[07:20] Anna
Yesterday, on the way home,
I ran into Sosuke's mom.
[07:25] Anna
We're childhood friends,
so our families are friendly, too.
[07:29] Nukumizu
Another heavy story begins.
[07:31] Anna
Sosuke's mom said, "I haven't seen you in
the mornings recently. Is everything okay?"
[07:38] Anna
And then, both families got the wrong idea
and thought Sosuke and I were fighting,
[07:42] Anna
so they're planning to throw a "make-up"
barbecue this weekend. As a surprise.
[07:48] Anna
So please, I'm begging you!
Take me to the ocean with you!
[07:51] Nukumizu
You don't need to go that far.
You could just go out for a bit instead.
[07:55] Anna
Are you mocking my father's
passion for barbecuing?
[07:58] Anna
He'll keep grilling for hours
and hours until I get home!
[08:02] Nukumizu
But you aren't even in the lit club—
[08:03] Anna
I'll join! I'll join right this minute!
SIGN This is Yanami Anna
SIGN Pleased to meet you
SIGN Welcome to the lit club
SIGN Glad to have you
SIGN My fave canned foods are:
SIGN crab
SIGN and corned beef.
SIGN My fave canned foods are:
SIGN crab
SIGN and corned beef.
SIGN PM
[08:13] Nukumizu
Is she gonna be okay?
Can she even write a novel?
[08:19] Nukumizu
Then again, it's my first time writing, too.
[08:23] Nukumizu
What are we gonna do?
[08:29] Komari
N-Nukumizu! Wh-What are you doing here?
[08:32] Nukumizu
What are you doing here?
[08:34] Komari
I-Impolite!
[08:36] Nukumizu
You were impolite first.
[08:39] Nukumizu
But whatever. Adding "-san" is a pain, anyway.
[08:41] Nukumizu
Are you here to check out light novels, too?
SIGN New Comics
[08:44] Komari
I-I don't know much about them,
so I thought I should study some.
[08:47] Nukumizu
You haven't decided what to write, have you?
[08:50] Komari
I've actually already started writing.
[08:54] Nukumizu
Huh? Really?
[08:56] Komari
M-More importantly, is Y-Yanami...
SIGN Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
SIGN Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
SIGN Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
SIGN Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
SIGN Good Night at the Late-Late-Night Café
[08:59] Komari
Is Yanami joining the lit club, too?
[09:03] Nukumizu
Sounds like it. Is that a problem?
[09:05] Komari
Y-Yanami's cute. Yakishio's c-cute, too.
[09:13] Nukumizu
Well, you aren't ugly, either, Komari.
[09:18] Nukumizu
Wh-What?
[09:22] Komari
I mean...
[09:30] Komari
P-Pretty girls never join
the l-literature club.
[09:35] Nukumizu
Hold it right there! You need to apologize
to all lit club girls everywhere!
[09:38] Nukumizu
Do it! Now!
[09:51] Kaju
Big brother, are you on your way home?
[09:54] Nukumizu
Yeah. You sure are late today. Shopping?
[09:57] Kaju
Yes. We're having curry udon today.
[10:00] Kaju
Big brother, I actually won't be home
this weekend. Is that all right?
[10:05] Nukumizu
Huh? I don't really care.
[10:07] Kaju
You won't get lonely and
start crying or anything?
[10:09] Nukumizu
I'll be fine.
[10:11] Nukumizu
I'll be away this weekend, too. I have
an overnight training camp for my club.
[10:15] Kaju
Huh? Does that mean
you've finally made friends?
[10:18] Nukumizu
Well, they aren't exactly friends.
[10:20] Owner
Here you go, Kaju-chan.
[10:21] Kaju
Sir, can I also get some of your finest
red beans? I'm making red rice to celebrate.
[10:25] Nukumizu
Huh?
[10:26] Owner
Did something good happen?
[10:28] Kaju
My brother just made his first friends ever!
[10:31] Owner
Oh! That is good news!
[10:33] Owner
Everyone in the shop owners' association
was worried about you!
SIGN Good
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Good
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Authorized Retailer
[10:37] Owner
We thought about making you a checkpoint
in our shopping arcade stamp rally,
SIGN Good
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SIGN Good
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[10:42] Owner
but I guess you don't need that now.
SIGN Good
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Good
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Authorized Retailer
[10:44] Nukumizu
Please don't. No, seriously!
SIGN Good
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Good
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Authorized Retailer
[10:53] Tamaki
You sure did come through, Nukumizu.
[10:56] Nukumizu
Um, what do you mean?
[10:58] Tamaki
What else? Yanami and Yakishio. I didn't
expect you to bring cute girls like them.
[11:03] Tamaki
It's super rare to see our
female members in swimsuits.
[11:07] Nukumizu
What about during swim lessons?
[11:10] Tamaki
What are you saying? School swimsuits and
personal swimsuits are two different things!
[11:15] Tamaki
Listen. They're bound by the rules to
wear official school swimsuits in class.
[11:19] Tamaki
But when they wear personal swimsuits,
it's because they want to.
[11:23] Tamaki
Do you see the difference?
[11:25] Nukumizu
Please explain in more detail.
[11:27] Tamaki
Okay, okay.
[11:29] Tamaki
Normally, girls are too ashamed to
expose their shoulders and thighs.
[11:34] Tamaki
But with the beach as an excuse, they willingly
walk around in what is essentially underwear.
[11:40] Tamaki
Basically, you're allowed to stare.
[11:43] Tamaki
No, if you don't stare,
it could be considered rude!
[11:46] Tamaki
Do you see what I mean?
[11:50] Nukumizu
I see.
[11:51] Nukumizu
It's the magic of summer,
in a manner of speaking.
[11:56] Koto
What the heck are you guys talking about?
[11:58] Anna
Oh, a parasol!
And they even have beach chairs.
[12:02] Anna
Thanks, Nukumizu-kun.
[12:05] Nukumizu
S-Sure.
[12:06] Lemon
Yana-chan, do you have sunscreen?
[12:08] Anna
Yeah, I do. Hold on a sec.
[12:11] Lemon
I forgot it last time, and it was terrible.
[12:14] Komari
Nukumizu, y-you're looking super pervy.
[12:17] Tamaki
So, Koto, no bikini?
[12:19] Koto
Okay, stop talking and let's hit the water.
[12:23] Anna
Oh, I'm coming, too!
[12:24] Lemon
Wait up! I'll come with you!
[12:31] Nukumizu
Aren't you going in?
[12:32] Komari
I-I'm good right here.
[12:35] Tamaki
Here I come!
[12:37] Nukumizu
This is your big chance.
Why not spend time with the president?
[12:40] Komari
Th-That's none of your business.
H-Hurry up and go in yourself, N-Nukumizu.
[13:03] Anna
Hey, welcome back!
[13:05] Lemon
I have returned! It felt so good!
The ocean sure is nice.
[13:07] Koto
Man, did I let loose!
[13:09] Tamaki
You guys thirsty at all?
[13:11] Koto
Oh, grab me a cola.
[13:12] Lemon
Were you reading this whole time?
[13:13] Anna
I'd like some water.
[13:15] Koto
Whoa. Yakishio-san, do you have a six-pack?
[13:16] Nukumizu
I will never forget this day
for the rest of my life.
[13:20] Nukumizu
The fact that in my youth, I've enjoyed
one day at the beach with girls in swimsuits
[13:25] Nukumizu
should sustain me for
the rest of my lonely life.
[13:28] Anna
Hey, guys. What should we have for lunch?
[13:30] Koto
Wanna buy something and eat it here?
[13:33] Anna
How about yakisoba?
[13:35] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, aren't you
eating yakisoba right now?
[13:38] Anna
I took a chance on a place that
wasn't busy, and it was a mistake.
[13:42] Anna
My intuition's telling me that the shop
way down at the end is the one!
[13:46] Nukumizu
You're gonna eat another serving?
[13:48] Lemon
I'll go buy some, then.
[13:49] Tamaki
Okay, thanks. Nukumizu, go with her.
[13:53] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, sure.
[14:05] Nukumizu
Hey, Yakishio-san.
[14:07] Lemon
Hmm?
[14:07] Nukumizu
Did you get home okay from
the restaurant the other day?
[14:11] Lemon
Wait, are you worried about me?
[14:14] Nukumizu
Well, I was just wondering if what I did
made you even more depressed.
[14:21] Lemon
You know, he can be really dense,
except when it comes to his girlfriend.
[14:27] Lemon
I've been hanging with him for years,
but he never saw me as a girl like that.
[14:40] Nukumizu
Yakishio-san, I, well...
[14:46] Nukumizu
Let's just have fun today.
[14:52] Lemon
You're right. Thanks.
[15:01] Nukumizu
What?
[15:01] Lemon
Okay, we're gonna run!
[15:03] Nukumizu
Hey! Wait! Hold—
[15:07] Lemon
Ow, ow, ow.
[15:11] Lemon
Nuk-kun, are you okay?
[15:18] Lemon
Nuk-kun, what are you doing?
[15:20] Nukumizu
Yeah, yeah. It's 'cause you
took off running, Yakishio-san.
[15:24] Lemon
Sorry about that. But hey, don't
be so formal. Just use my name.
[15:29] Lemon
Here.
[15:36] Nukumizu
What's the matter?
[15:40] Lemon
You know, sometimes,
girls just want to be spoiled a little.
[15:43] Nukumizu
Is that how it is?
[15:47] Lemon
Yana-chan was right.
[15:49] Lemon
You really are like that.
[15:56] Nukumizu
This is great!
[16:02] Nukumizu
Komari, don't you want any?
[16:04] Komari
The p-president is reading my novel.
[16:09] Tamaki
It's interesting. I think you write
really well. And it's a great title.
[16:13] Komari
D-Do you mean it?
[16:15] Tamaki
But you could add a subtitle to
introduce the story a little better.
[16:19] Komari
H-How would I add a subtitle?
[16:22] Tamaki
Well, let's see. If the title was
"The Literature Club Goes to the Beach,"
[16:27] Tamaki
then maybe, "But We Didn't Realize It Was
an Enforced Nudist Beach," for example!
[16:32] Tamaki
Or "Is it True You Get More Points
the More You Strip?" for example!
[16:36] Tamaki
And then your view count
will go through the roof—
[16:37] Koto
That's enough out of you, Shintaro!
[16:40] Tamaki
You, too, Koto? It's not like
I was telling you to strip or any—
[16:43] Koto
I said that's enough.
[16:46] Tamaki
Hey! Please stop!
[16:48] Lemon
Hey, are they holding some
kind of event over there?
[16:51] Lemon
Let's check it out! C'mon, Komari-chan,
let's go. You've been sitting all day.
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SIGN Hitani
Sea Park
[16:56] Komari
Huh? N-No, I'm fine.
[16:58] Anna
I wonder if they have food stands.
[17:04] Nukumizu
Oh, wow. So this is her thing.
[17:06] Tamaki
Right? Don't you think
Komari-chan's novel is well-written?
[17:10] Nukumizu
Yes, I agree.
[17:12] Nukumizu
By the way, what sorts
of things do you write?
[17:14] Tamaki
Me?
[17:16] Tamaki
Well, there's this one I've had running
on Lit Icon for about three years now.
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Actually an S-Rank Adventurer,
so I Decided to Become a Freeloader
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SIGN I thought I was dead when I took a tumble down
my apartment staircase and got hit by a kei truck,
but I woke up reincarnated in another world.
I was no longer in the big city, with its hectic
morning commutes, and was now in a great forest.
With no idea which way to go, I wandered through
the forest until I stumbled upon a girl being attacked
by a monster. This chance meeting changed the course
of my life completely.
SIGN Chapter 1
SIGN A Sudden Beginning
SIGN Chapter 2
SIGN Absolute Destiny Apocalist
SIGN Light Novels in an App
[17:20] Nukumizu
Hey, I know this one. I mean, I'm reading it!
[17:23] Tamaki
Seriously? I've never met one
of my readers in the flesh before.
[17:27] Nukumizu
I had no idea you were the Tarosuke-sensei,
whose stories have amassed over 20,000 points.
[17:32] Nukumizu
Are you gonna publish it as a book?
[17:34] Tamaki
It's nowhere near long enough for that.
[17:36] Lemon
Hey!
[17:38] Lemon
Oof.
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Fire
SIGN Sunrise
Shower
SIGN Hana-
masa
SIGN Endless Summer
SIGN Endless Summer
SIGN Huge Volume
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[17:39] Lemon
Here. Present for you.
[17:41] Nukumizu
Huh? Where'd you get all this?
[17:43] Anna
Lemon-chan jumped into the beach
flag contest and won this as a prize.
[17:48] Komari
Y-You were amazing.
[17:49] Lemon
Ah, please continue.
[17:52] Koto
Guys, we should change
and head back to the lodge.
[17:55] all
Okay.
[17:57] Lemon
Wait, Komari-chan, you haven't
gone in the water yet, have you?
[18:00] Komari
Oh, uh, well...
[18:05] Lemon
We'll be right back!
[18:06] Anna
Have fun!
[18:06] Tamaki
Don't go too crazy!
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[18:19] Tamaki
Koto, does that one look ready?
[18:19] Lemon
Food tastes so much better outside!
[18:21] Koto
No, it's still way too soon.
[18:22] Komari
I haven't had b-beef in a while.
[18:24] Tamaki
You sure?
[18:24] Lemon
How was it, Komari-chan?
Didn't the water feel great?
[18:25] Koto
Oh, but this one's done. Here.
[18:27] Komari
I-It was salty.
[18:28] Tamaki
Thanks.
[18:29] Lemon
I know, right? It feels so good!
[18:31] Nukumizu
I knew it. They're all the type...
[18:37] Nukumizu
to eat it rare without a second thought!
[18:42] Nukumizu
But I can't just stand here
waiting for time to run out.
[18:46] Nukumizu
I'm going to have to eat it raw!
[18:50] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, we just put those on.
Let's wait for them to cook a bit.
[18:55] Komari
Y-You're a real glutton, aren't you?
[18:58] Koto
Here. If you're hungry, eat this.
[19:01] Nukumizu
Oh, thank you very much.
[19:04] Koto
Someone at a nearby spot
just shared these with us.
[19:07] Koto
A middle schooler, maybe?
She was so cute.
[19:10] Nukumizu
Red rice?
[19:19] Koto
Immobulus! Expulso!
[19:23] Nukumizu
I'll use the last of the coals to raise
this one right. I'll name her Setsuko.
[19:28] Nukumizu
Don't you like fireworks, Yanami-san?
[19:30] Anna
I wanted dessert first.
[19:32] Nukumizu
Gonna toast marshmallows?
[19:33] Anna
Ta-da! Mixed organ meats!
[19:36] Nukumizu
Would ya look at that?
[19:39] Koto
What are you a-doin'?
[19:41] Tamaki
What's up?
[19:43] Koto
Uh, well, look...
[19:47] Koto
These are too big to do alone.
I'll do them with you.
[19:51] Tamaki
Oh, come on. I can handle this much myself.
[19:53] Nukumizu
Look at those two.
I wish they'd hurry up and get married.
[19:58] Tamaki
Oh, that's pretty.
[20:00] Koto
Watch out, watch out!
[20:01] Tamaki
Hey, be careful!
[20:01] Anna
Oh, there's one left. I'll have that.
[20:04] Nukumizu
Ah! Setsuko!
[20:06] Anna
Huh? "Setsuko"?
[20:08] Nukumizu
No, uh, I mean...
[20:09] Anna
Hey, if you want it, just say so.
[20:14] Anna
Here. Aah.
[20:24] Anna
It's good, right?
[20:26] Nukumizu
Mm-hmm.
[20:29] Anna
So how much is that worth?
[20:31] Nukumizu
Huh? Uh, um... 700?
[20:37] Nukumizu
Huh?
[20:37] Anna
I'm just teasing.
[20:48] Nukumizu
Idiot! Watch out!
[20:55] Tamaki
Komari-chan, are you hurt at all?
[20:58] Komari
I-I'm okay.
[21:06] Komari
President, your hand...
[21:07] Tamaki
Don't worry about me. What would've
happened if you'd injured your face?
[21:11] Komari
I-It doesn't really matter
if my face gets hurt.
[21:14] Tamaki
Don't be stupid. Of course it matters.
[21:16] Komari
Nobody looks at my face or anything, anyway.
[21:20] Tamaki
Well, you do, right?
[21:23] Tamaki
Do you really want to relive a bad memory
every day when you look in the mirror?
[21:29] Tamaki
I wouldn't want that to happen.
[21:31] Komari
P-President...
[21:35] Tamaki
So don't say stuff like that.
You gotta take care of yourself. Okay?
[21:57] Komari
President Tamaki...
[22:01] Komari
I like you!
[22:03] Anna
Here.
[22:09] Tamaki
Komari-chan?
[22:10] Komari
P-President...
[22:13] Komari
I-I've always liked you.
[22:17] Komari
You actually pay attention to me.
[22:21] Komari
It makes me so happy.
[22:22] Komari
I like you. So please...
[22:30] Komari
Please go out with me!
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SIGN Losing the Battle Before It Is Ever Fought
E4 - When You Stare into a Losing Heroine, the Losing Heroine Stares Back into You
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[00:01] Komari
Please go out with me!
[00:11] Tamaki
Well, um... this is all kind of sudden for me.
[00:16] Tamaki
Can you give me some time to think?
[00:28] Koto
Why didn't you just turn her down?
[00:30] Tamaki
This is between me and Komari-chan.
It isn't up to you.
[00:35] Koto
Oh, sure. We've never been more
than childhood friends, anyway.
[00:47] Koto
Nothing but childhood friends, right?!
[00:54] Nukumizu
I just want to forget all this
and light some black snakes.
[02:28] Nukumizu
From what the president said,
it sounds like Komari might have a chance.
[02:34] Nukumizu
I never thought Tsukinoki-senpai
might end up as a losing heroine.
[02:37] Nukumizu
Whoa!
[02:39] Nukumizu
Were you in here this whole time?
[02:41] Tamaki
I can't decide which one to go after.
[02:44] Tamaki
Nukumizu...
[02:46] Tamaki
Can I ask your advice?
[02:49] Nukumizu
I don't believe this guy.
[02:51] Nukumizu
That's basically like asking a worm
how to defeat a goldfish!
[02:57] Tamaki
I confessed to Koto once,
but she turned me down.
[03:01] Nukumizu
Huh?
[03:01] Nukumizu
Are you serious? This must've been
when you were, like, four or five, right?
[03:06] Tamaki
Why do you say that?
It was last Christmas.
[03:09] Nukumizu
That's kind of recent.
[03:11] Tamaki
Why did she act like that after
she'd already turned me down?
[03:15] Tamaki
It doesn't make any sense.
[03:18] Nukumizu
Judging by how she reacted,
there might be some misunderstanding.
[03:23] Nukumizu
First of all, you should go back
and have a good talk with her.
[03:27] Tamaki
Are you...
[03:28] Tamaki
Are you actually really
experienced in love?
[03:31] Nukumizu
Why would you think that?
[03:38] Nukumizu
Try swallowing first.
[03:40] Anna
Tsukinoki-senpai took her things and left!
[03:44] Nukumizu
Where's she gonna go this late?
[03:46] Anna
I have no idea.
[03:58] Tamaki
Koto.
[04:04] Tamaki
I thought you turned me down
when I asked you out last Christmas.
[04:08] Koto
Huh? Turned you down? Me?
[04:12] Tamaki
You know. By that tree at the station.
You said, "Yeah, in your dreams."
[04:17] Koto
I think you said, "If you can't find someone to
marry you, I guess I could fill in, so don't worry."
[04:22] Koto
Is that when?
[04:23] Nukumizu
That's what the president meant by a
"confession"? That's worse than I imagined!
[04:28] Koto
On Christmas? Is that how you ask
someone out on Christmas? In high school?
[04:33] Koto
Are you completely brain dead?!
[04:37] Koto
I've been waiting...
[04:41] Koto
All this time, I've been waiting for you.
[04:45] Koto
Waiting and waiting.
[04:47] Tamaki
Koto, I'm sorry.
[04:51] Nukumizu
Let's go, Yanami-san.
[04:53] Anna
Huh? But it's just starting to get good.
[04:57] Anna
Hey. Nukumizu-kun?
[05:02] Anna
Could you—
[05:03] Nukumizu
We gotta go.
[05:04] Anna
Um...
[05:05] Nukumizu
We need to give them some space.
[05:11] Nukumizu
Huh? What is it?
[05:14] Anna
I mean, uh, my hand?
[05:16] Anna
Are you ever gonna let go of it?
[05:20] Nukumizu
O-Oh, sorry! I-I-I didn't mean anything by it.
[05:23] Nukumizu
I'm really sorry.
[05:24] Anna
You don't need to apologize that much.
[05:31] Anna
What's this, Nukumizu-kun?
Do you have something to confess to me?
[05:34] Nukumizu
N-No, I don't.
[05:36] Anna
Fine with me. Go right ahead.
I'll turn you down, though.
[05:41] Nukumizu
I just said I don't!
[05:46] Lemon
Oh? Nuk-kun, what are you doing out here?
[05:49] Nukumizu
What are you doing, Yakishio?
[05:51] Lemon
Looking for stag beetles.
[05:53] Lemon
I want to give one to
Komari-chan to cheer her up.
[05:56] Nukumizu
What makes you think a
beetle will cheer her up?
[05:59] Lemon
Check this one out. It's huge!
[06:01] Lemon
It's in your hands now, Nuk-kun.
[06:07] Komari
I-I just talked to the president.
[06:12] Komari
H-He said no. Formally turned me down.
[06:16] Nukumizu
He did, huh? He actually
gave you a straight answer?
[06:23] Komari
N-Nukumizu, I bet you would've
chickened out and made me wait.
[06:27] Nukumizu
How did you guess?
[06:29] Komari
Y-You really are a jerk.
[06:34] Komari
The president actually thought about it.
[06:38] Komari
He seriously considered
g-going out with me.
[06:46] Komari
For just a second,
I had Tsukinoki-senpai beat.
[06:53] Komari
I'm gonna cry. C-Can you leave me alone?
[06:58] Komari
Please?
[07:06] Nukumizu
Until recently, I'd never
even talked to these people.
[07:10] Nukumizu
Now that we're here together,
I'm getting caught up in all their drama.
[07:15] Nukumizu
What's gonna happen after camp ends?
[07:21] Nukumizu
Maybe I'll try writing something.
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[07:26] Tamaki
All right, I'm submitting the first parts.
[07:29] Tamaki
Komari-chan, is yours good like this?
[07:31] Komari
Yes, with that title.
I don't want to split it up.
[07:36] Komari
I want people to read part one like this.
[07:39] Tamaki
Good idea. That way, people
can see the quality of your writing.
[07:46] Tamaki
Okay, upload complete.
[07:48] Komari
P-President, I don't really know
how to use the Lit Icon site,
[07:55] Komari
so I hope you'll keep showing me how.
[07:57] Tamaki
Sure. No problem.
[08:05] Komari
S-Senpai, I-I just uploaded my story,
so please take a look.
[08:13] Koto
Sure. I'll leave a comment.
[08:17] Komari
U-Um...
[08:19] Komari
And please keep coming to the club.
I-It'd be lonely without you.
[08:29] Koto
What? Oh, gosh. Sorry, I don't mean to... Huh?
[08:35] Komari
S-Senpai, you d-don't have
to worry about me. So...
[08:42] Komari
Please don't cry. It's okay.
[08:45] Koto
Thanks.
[08:55] Anna's friend A
Hey, did you see that yesterday?
[08:57] Anna's friend B
I did, I did!
[08:58] Lemon
Good morning, Nuk-kun!
[09:01] Nukumizu
Oh. Good morning.
[09:02] Lemon
I have a draft for the literature club.
[09:05] Nukumizu
What is this? A picture diary?
[09:07] Lemon
Yeah. Think you could upload
it to that site for me?
[09:11] Nukumizu
Wait, is that supposed to be me?
[09:14] Lemon
Did you upload yours, Nuk-kun?
[09:16] Nukumizu
Uh, yeah. Just the beginning, though.
[09:21] Lemon
Oh, hey, you've already got comments!
[09:24] Lemon
Anyway, please upload mine
when you get a chance.
[09:28] Nukumizu
Uh, sure.
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High School. I sneaked up on her to make fun of her, but she teased me first.
[09:46] Girl A
Did you hear? Yanami's been
hanging around a new guy recently.
[09:50] Girl B
Seriously?
[09:51] Girl C
Who?
[09:52] Girl A
You know, that guy from our class. Um...
[09:56] Girl A
Nukumizu?
[09:58] Girl C
Oh, the name rings a bell.
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[10:00] Girl B
But Yanami's pretty popular, right?
[10:03] Girl B
Isn't she out of his league?
[10:05] Girl A
For sure.
[10:06] Girl A
Yanami's got bad taste.
[10:09] Girl C
Yeah.
[10:10] Girl C
I don't even know what he looks like, though.
[10:14] Girl B
So what are they to each other, anyway?
[10:17] Girl A
Who knows?
[10:18] Girl C
I guess I don't really get Yanami, either.
[10:21] Girl A
No kidding.
[10:32] Friend
Let's go.
[10:45] Anna
That was pretty rude, Nukumizu-kun.
[10:48] Nukumizu
Huh?
[10:49] Anna
You totally ignored me.
[10:50] Nukumizu
Well, I wasn't trying to.
[10:53] Anna
Huh. I guess that's okay, then.
[10:56] Nukumizu
Cucumber and, uh, what's this? Moromi miso?
[10:59] Anna
Yeah. What's it worth to you?
[11:08] Anna
What's the matter?
[11:17] Nukumizu
It's worth 2,867 yen.
[11:19] Anna
Oh! That's a new record...
[11:22] Anna
Wait. Isn't that about the same
as the remaining balance?
[11:28] Nukumizu
It feels like I've been taking advantage
of you this whole time, Yanami-san.
[11:32] Nukumizu
I don't think that's right.
The bentos were really good, though.
[11:37] Nukumizu
Thanks for everything.
[11:44] Anna
This did all start because I didn't have
enough money, but I'm enjoying it now.
[11:49] Anna
I don't want to call it off just like that.
[11:53] Nukumizu
People have been spreading rumors
about us eating lunch together.
[11:58] Nukumizu
You don't want that, do you?
People thinking that we might be—
[12:01] Anna
Listen. I don't know
where you're going with this.
[12:05] Anna
Did I do something to hurt your feelings?
[12:08] Nukumizu
No!
[12:11] Nukumizu
No, you didn't.
[12:14] Nukumizu
But I just don't like it.
[12:17] Nukumizu
I don't want people spreading
rumors like that about us.
[12:24] Anna
Okay, fine.
[12:28] Anna
That's fine with me.
I won't talk to you anymore.
[12:32] Anna
Thanks for everything.
It was kind of fun. Bye.
[12:49] Lemon
You seem sorta out of it.
[12:51] Nukumizu
No need to worry. I'm always out of it.
[12:56] Lemon
Oh? Or maybe you have someone on your mind?
[13:01] Lemon
Not that it's any of my business.
[13:03] Lemon
But you'll regret it if you don't go talk to her.
[13:08] Lemon
Just some friendly advice from your senpai.
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[13:26] Nukumizu
So you were here.
[13:28] Anna
I just came to return a book.
[13:32] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, got a minute?
[13:34] Anna
What is it? My friends are waiting
for me, so keep it short.
[13:40] Nukumizu
After eating lunch together
for all this time,
[13:44] Nukumizu
I think I actually started
looking forward to it.
[13:48] Nukumizu
So...
[13:49] Anna
So?
[13:52] Nukumizu
I had fun, too. I just wanted you to know.
[13:57] Anna
Oh. Okay. Well, I'm going now.
[14:12] Nukumizu
Komari?
[14:15] Komari
Yanami d-dumped you, huh?
[14:19] Komari
I-I just came here to s-say,
"Serves you right."
[14:24] Nukumizu
Yanami-san and I weren't like that, though.
[14:27] Komari
You th-thought you could be happy
while we suffered. Y-You've got some nerve.
[14:37] Nukumizu
Dumped, huh?
[14:40] Nukumizu
I guess from the outside, it might have
looked like we were in a relationship.
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[14:44] Nukumizu
But it wasn't like that at all. It was...
[14:47] Girl A
Hey, are you ready?
[14:49] Girl B
We're coming!
[14:49] Nukumizu
What actually was it, anyway?
[14:49] Girl C
Wait up!
[14:53] Sosuke
Nukumizu.
[14:55] Nukumizu
Hakamada.
[14:57] Sosuke
I've been looking for you.
[14:59] Sosuke
Yo.
[15:05] Nukumizu
I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:08] Nukumizu
I know how this goes.
[15:14] Sosuke
What's the wallet for?
[15:16] Nukumizu
I was wrong. I misread the situation.
[15:18] Sosuke
You always were a joker, Nukumizu.
[15:21] Sosuke
You've been seeing Anna recently, right?
[15:24] Nukumizu
Huh?
[15:25] Sosuke
A couple was spotted fooling
around by the old building.
[15:28] Sosuke
Everyone's talking about it.
[15:30] Nukumizu
No, it's not like that!
[15:31] Sosuke
That makes me so happy, man.
[15:33] Nukumizu
No, listen...
[15:34] Sosuke
If Anna has a guy she likes now,
I want to give her my support.
[15:38] Sosuke
So please take good care of her—
[15:40] Nukumizu
You've got it all wrong!
[15:44] Nukumizu
You know Yanami-san always
liked you, right, Hakamada?
[15:49] Sosuke
Well, I guess...
[15:50] Nukumizu
Yanami-san and I aren't like that at all!
[15:52] Nukumizu
She's still totally into you!
[15:56] Anna
Now, what are we all talking about, I wonder?
[15:59] Sosuke
Anna?
[16:01] Anna
Komari-chan messaged me saying Nukumizu-kun
was getting bullied by some stud.
[16:06] Sosuke
Sorry, Anna. I just really hoped
you'd find someone new.
[16:14] Anna
Would you cut that out?
[16:17] Sosuke
I just want you to be happy.
[16:19] Anna
Stop.
[16:20] Sosuke
I know there are way better
guys than me out there.
[16:23] Anna
I said stop!
[16:24] Sosuke
Anna!
[16:26] Nukumizu
Would you just stop?!
[16:28] Nukumizu
Listen, Hakamada.
I don't care that you turned her down.
[16:31] Nukumizu
Pick up and dump all the girls
you want. I don't care.
[16:34] Nukumizu
But you can't tell Yanami-san
how she's supposed to feel.
[16:40] Nukumizu
If you do, she's gonna forget about how much
she used to like you. Don't you get that?
[16:45] Nukumizu
You want her to be happy?
To find someone new?
[16:49] Nukumizu
You're the one who turned her down!
[16:51] Nukumizu
You're the last person
who should be saying that!
[16:57] Sosuke
Hey! You okay?
[17:01] Sosuke
You're right. You're absolutely right.
[17:05] Nukumizu
Okay. Sorry I got so pushy there.
[17:10] Anna
"Turned her down"? "Turned her down"?! Shut up!
[17:13] Anna
Why are you pretending
like this is some happy ending?!
[17:19] Anna
Sosuke!
[17:21] Anna
I always liked you, Sosuke.
[17:23] Anna
And I still like you! I'm not over you at all!
[17:26] Sosuke
Anna, I'm sorry—
[17:27] Anna
No! Don't apologize!
[17:29] Anna
Whoever I fall for next
is none of your business.
[17:33] Anna
Because I still really, really like you.
[17:36] Anna
So go and be happy with Himemiya Karen.
Go and be happy without me!
[17:43] Anna
I'm gonna keep liking you if I want.
I'll find someone else when I'm ready!
[17:54] Nukumizu
Hey! Ow!
[18:00] Nukumizu
Uh, and I'm getting beaten up because...
[18:02] Anna
There's no reason!
[18:04] Anna
You should both feel bad. Sosuke,
you need to say sorry to Nukumizu-kun.
[18:08] Sosuke
O-Oh, right.
[18:10] Sosuke
My bad, Nukumizu.
I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
[18:14] Nukumizu
No, no, it's okay.
[18:16] Anna
You, too, Nukumizu-kun.
[18:19] Anna
You need to say sorry to me.
[18:24] Anna
Well?
[18:29] Nukumizu
I'm sorry. I'll try to be
more considerate next time.
[18:34] Anna
Good. I forgive you.
[18:42] Anna
How are conversations like this
supposed to end, anyway?
[18:48] Nukumizu
That's a good question.
[18:53] Amanatsu
Did everyone get their report cards?
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[18:56] Amanatsu
All right, then, ya dorks!
Summer vacation is on!
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[19:19] Komari
N-Nukumizu.
[19:21] Komari
Did that guy take your money yesterday?
[19:24] Nukumizu
Of course not.
[19:26] Komari
Th-Then...
[19:28] Komari
Did he take you?!
[19:31] Nukumizu
Don't get so hot and bothered!
[19:32] Lemon
Hey, Yana-chan, this is bad!
They're totally getting in the mood.
[19:36] Anna
I don't know for sure, but I kinda doubt it.
This is Nukumizu-kun, after all.
[19:43] Anna
Oh? Did we actually interrupt something?
[19:46] Nukumizu
D-Don't be stupid.
[19:48] Lemon
Is the lit club doing
anything during vacation?
[19:51] Nukumizu
Um, Tsukinoki-senpai did say she
wanted to do something together.
[19:55] Lemon
Awesome! It's summer, so let's go hunt beetles!
[19:59] Anna
The training camp was fun, wasn't it?
[20:01] Nukumizu
Yeah, I guess so.
[20:05] Anna
Hmm? What is it?
[20:07] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, well...
[20:10] Nukumizu
I'll tell you later.
[20:13] Komari
U-Um...
[20:15] Komari
I-I'm thinking about maybe
starting running or s-something.
[20:20] Komari
W-Will you teach me good form and stuff—
[20:22] Lemon
I've got you! Let's train to run the
100-meter in under 12 seconds together!
[20:25] Komari
N-Nukumizu!
[20:28] Komari
Y-You owe me one! W-Wait up...
[20:32] Anna
Kinda weird, isn't it?
[20:36] Anna
I mean, I never really crossed paths
with you or Komari-chan before.
[20:41] Anna
And I didn't really know what the lit club
did until we went camping together.
[20:46] Anna
But when I tried writing, I really enjoyed it.
[20:50] Anna
And I liked the books
Komari-chan recommended.
[20:54] Anna
I think books are great.
[21:05] Anna
What's the matter?
[21:07] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, we need to talk.
[21:10] Anna
Huh? We do?
[21:12] Nukumizu
Yeah. About something really important.
[21:19] Anna
Now wait just a second!
[21:21] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, you should probably think
this through carefully one more time.
[21:25] Nukumizu
I've thought about it enough.
If I don't say it right now, I know I'll regret it.
[21:31] Anna
U-Um, okay.
[21:37] Anna
I'll just listen, then.
[21:42] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, will you...
[21:46] Anna
Y-Yes?
[21:49] Nukumizu
...please become friends with me?
[21:49] Anna
Sorry! I think of you as a friend!
[21:56] Anna
Become friends?
[21:58] Nukumizu
Yeah.
[22:04] Anna
That's all you meant?
[22:08] Nukumizu
Hold on a sec.
[22:09] Nukumizu
I didn't even ask you out and
you already turned me down?!
[22:11] Anna
Well, yeah, I guess you could say I did.
[22:16] Anna
Welcome to the land of the dumped.
[22:18] Nukumizu
I wasn't dumped! I didn't ask you out!
[22:21] Nukumizu
If I was going to ask you out, first we'd
have to be friends for two or three years,
[22:25] Nukumizu
then once we'd confirmed our feelings
for each other, we could, um...
[22:28] Anna
Does that mean you're going to propose
to me in three years, Nukumizu-kun?
[22:32] Anna
Should I save you the trouble and say "no" now?
[22:34] Nukumizu
No, I'm not! I mean, that's different!
[22:36] Anna
We're just friends anyway, aren't we?
[22:39] Nukumizu
Huh? Are we?
[22:42] Anna
What else would we be?
[22:46] Anna
That's what I'm talking about, Nukumizu-kun.
[22:49] Nukumizu
What is what you're
talking about, Yanami-san?
[22:57] Nukumizu
Thanks, Yanami-san.
[22:59] Anna
You're very welcome.
[23:01] Anna
Nice to befriend you, fellow dumpee.
[23:14] Nukumizu
I still haven't been dumped, though.
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[00:12] Nukumizu
"Anyone Who Says I'm Flat-Chested
Needs to Step in a Pile of Dog Poop."
[00:16] Nukumizu
I've waited so long for this to come out.
[00:18] Nukumizu
Summer vacation's almost over,
[00:20] Nukumizu
so I wanna get home and enjoy what's left
of it reading in an air-conditioned room.
[01:58] Kaju
Welcome home, big brother!
We have a situation!
[02:01] Nukumizu
What's wrong, Kaju? Why are you so upset?
[02:03] Kaju
It's an emergency! We need to
schedule an interview immediately!
[02:07] Kaju
O-Or should we just conduct one right now?
[02:10] Nukumizu
All right. Take a deep breath.
[02:12] Nukumizu
Once you've calmed down,
tell me what happened.
[02:15] Kaju
Okay! I have calmed down!
[02:16] Kaju
She showed up without warning
while I was preparing lunch!
[02:19] Kaju
Oh! Lunch today is
leftover curry from yesterday!
[02:22] Nukumizu
Yeah, she hasn't calmed down at all.
[02:25] Nukumizu
Well, at least I know what's for... lunch...
[02:31] Nukumizu
It can't be.
[02:35] Anna
Oh, Nukumizu-kun! Long time no see!
[02:37] Anna
This curry is so good. Don't they say
curry tastes better on the second day?
[02:42] Nukumizu
Um, Yanami-san, why are you
in my house eating curry?
[02:46] Nukumizu
Don't talk with your mouth full!
[02:49] Anna
Well, I've been visiting all my friends
to give them somen noodles.
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[02:55] Nukumizu
Why do you have so much somen?
[02:58] Anna
Dad's salary was paid in somen this month.
[03:04] Nukumizu
His salary? What's going on?
[03:07] Anna
Some stuff happened, and he
got all of his July pay in somen.
[03:12] Anna
So we have tons of somen at home.
Like, a street value of 300,000 yen.
[03:16] Nukumizu
"Somen" isn't some codeword, is it?
Is this stuff legal?
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[03:19] Anna
Of course it is! What kind of family
do you think I'm from, exactly?
[03:24] Anna
And I've eaten it. A lifetime's worth.
[03:27] Nukumizu
I don't really get it, but I think I got it.
[03:30] Nukumizu
Want some more curry?
[03:31] Anna
That was my third plate. I'm good now.
[03:33] Nukumizu
You weren't on your second?
[03:40] Kaju
Um, Yanami-san. Would you mind
if I asked you a few things?
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[03:49] Kaju
First of all, your date of birth and blood type.
[03:52] Kaju
Your family structure, hobbies, and skills.
And when did you start seeing my big brother?
[03:56] Nukumizu
Hey, look. Yanami-san's really busy.
Can't you save this for another time?
[04:00] Kaju
But dear brother, I need her to
tell me stories about your school.
[04:05] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, you make
her call you "dear brother"?
[04:09] Nukumizu
I don't make her call me that!
There's a difference!
[04:21] Nukumizu
Comfortably lukewarm with
just the perfect whiff of chlorine.
[04:24] Nukumizu
The tap water during summer
vacation is something special.
[04:33] Nukumizu
Uh, is that you, Shikiya-senpai?
[04:36] Shikiya
And you must be... the boy
from the literature club?
[04:40] Nukumizu
Um...
[04:41] Nukumizu
What's she doing here?
[04:43] Shikiya
I came for something to drink,
but I ran out of energy.
[04:52] Nukumizu
Here you go.
[04:55] Shikiya
Tip it for me.
[04:57] Nukumizu
What? Huh?
[05:01] Shikiya
Hurry up.
[05:13] Nukumizu
What in the world am I doing here?
[05:19] Shikiya
Thanks.
[05:20] Shikiya
Brought me back to life.
[05:24] Shikiya
By the way...
[05:26] Shikiya
I heard Koto-san and Tamaki-san
started dating. Is it true?
[05:30] Nukumizu
Huh? Uh, yes. It is.
[05:35] Shikiya
Oh, it is?
[05:42] Nukumizu
Man, she's scary!
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[05:44] Tamaki
Okay, should we get down to business?
[05:47] Tamaki
We actually got a notice
from the student council.
[05:49] Nukumizu
The student council?
[05:51] Tamaki
All clubs are required to report
their activities over summer vacation.
[05:56] Tamaki
That's what I wanted to
talk to you all about today.
[06:00] Nukumizu
But summer vacation's almost over. Why now?
[06:03] Tamaki
Why now? Well...
[06:06] Koto
We don't have a choice. I was busy
with driving school and forgot all about it.
[06:11] Nukumizu
What about entrance exams?
[06:12] Tamaki
So here's my idea:
[06:13] Tamaki
we take the web novels we wrote before
and make them into a book. How's that sound?
[06:19] Koto
Here's a sample.
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[06:21] Nukumizu
What kind of sample is that?
[06:23] Anna
Okay! I'll write the next part
of the one I wrote at camp.
[06:27] Anna
What will you write, Komari-chan?
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[06:33] Anna
A new work?
[06:34] Anna
You sure go all-out, Komari-chan.
You, Nukumizu-kun?
[06:37] Nukumizu
Huh?
[06:37] Nukumizu
Well, I guess I could revise the first part
of Halfwit on Love St. and submit that.
[06:43] Tamaki
Good. That settles it.
[06:46] Tamaki
Okay, when you finish your
manuscript, send it to me.
[06:48] Koto
Also, once we're done here,
can someone go help out in the library?
[06:53] Nukumizu
Help out with what?
[06:55] Koto
Every year, a club member helps the
library with collection maintenance.
[07:00] Koto
In exchange, they let us put in requests
when they order new books.
[07:05] Tamaki
Yeah, it's a "we scratch their back,
they scratch ours" sort of thing.
[07:15] Nukumizu
Don't you have a middle school
reunion party later?
[07:18] Nukumizu
Wait, is Hakamada going?
[07:20] Anna
Of course. Karen-chan's coming, too.
[07:24] Nukumizu
Even though Himemiya-san
was an exchange student?
[07:26] Anna
Among my friends, if we start dating someone,
we have to introduce them to everyone.
[07:31] Nukumizu
Are you gonna be okay there?
[07:33] Anna
Don't worry. I'm no longer the
same person I was in the first term.
[07:38] Anna
Yes, today I am full of gratitude for all things
in the world around me, great and small.
[07:44] Anna
I have opened my heart to kindness.
[07:46] Nukumizu
Excuse me?
[07:48] Anna
Shall I explain it in words even you
can understand, Nukumizu-kun?
[07:52] Nukumizu
I won't get my hopes up, but sure.
[07:54] Anna
Well, you see, Sosuke and Karen-chan
are both dear friends of mine.
[07:59] Anna
And when my dear friends find happiness,
shouldn't that delight me, as well?
[08:05] Anna
Essentially, by going out together,
those two have blessed me with great joy.
[08:11] Anna
At this stage, I feel nothing
but gratitude toward them.
[08:15] Nukumizu
If you say so, Yanami-san.
[08:17] Anna
You should read this as well, Nukumizu-kun.
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[08:20] Nukumizu
Uh, what is that book?
[08:23] Anna
Well, you see, it teaches you
how to accept yourself.
[08:27] Anna
You don't have to take
the yakitori off the stick.
[08:30] Anna
You can eat the whole thing at once.
[08:32] Anna
That's the sort of wisdom contained within.
[08:35] Nukumizu
Right. So it's a self-help book
you read when you've lost it.
[08:38] Ayano
Nukumizu!
[08:40] Ayano
Are you on duty today?
[08:42] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, yeah.
[08:45] Ayano
Oh, does this stand out?
[08:47] Nukumizu
Huh? Well, kinda.
[08:50] Ayano
It was a present from Chihaya.
[08:52] Ayano
She told me never to take it off.
Like, come on, right?
[08:55] Ayano
When she gave it to me, she made it
this big surprise. You know what it's like.
[09:01] Nukumizu
Sure.
[09:03] Nukumizu
I guess that's what they call
"humble-bragging."
[09:06] Nukumizu
Still, everyone around me is getting dumped,
so it was kind of a breath of fresh air.
[09:14] Komari
Wh-What?
[09:15] Nukumizu
Nothing. Oh, Komari, you said you'd write
something new. What are you gonna write?
[09:21] Komari
A r-reincarnation isekai. R-Romance genre.
[09:24] Komari
I-I actually started it
during summer vacation.
[09:28] Nukumizu
Seriously?
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[09:28] Komari
I-I even uploaded it to Lit Icon.
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[09:32] Nukumizu
That's your pen name?
[09:34] Nukumizu
Wait, eighth place overall?!
[09:39] Komari
Every time I refresh, I have more points!
[09:44] Nukumizu
When did you find the time?
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SIGN Finished practice. Sorry I couldn't make it
to lit club.
SIGN I have plans today,
so let's run another time.
[09:51] Komari
M-Message from Yakishio.
[09:54] Nukumizu
You've been messaging her?
[09:56] Komari
W-We've been going running
together now and then.
[10:00] Nukumizu
Oh, yeah. I remember you talking about that.
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[10:04] Komari
I-It's all your fault, Nukumizu.
[10:05] Nukumizu
Well, I apologize.
[10:08] Nukumizu
But if you don't want to go,
why not just say no?
[10:11] Komari
Wh-When someone comes on to me
really hard, I-I can never say no.
[10:16] Nukumizu
You've got a personality that's straight
out of a dirty comic. I need all the details.
[10:21] Nukumizu
Uh, no, what I mean is,
do you want me to talk to Yakishio for you?
[10:25] Komari
A-Actually, I kinda like it.
[10:28] Komari
Sh-She lets me set the pace,
and carries me piggyback when I'm tired.
[10:36] Komari
D-Does Yakishio have a-any brothers?
[10:41] Nukumizu
Huh? Oh, I have no idea. Why do you ask?
[10:45] Komari
Recently, Yakishio has...
[10:47] Komari
No, never mind.
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[11:04] Lemon
What? Oh it's you, Nuk-kun.
[11:07] Nukumizu
Y-Yakishio! At least lock the door!
[11:11] Lemon
I'm wearing stuff underneath.
You're overreacting, Nuk-kun.
[11:15] Nukumizu
So that's how she ties the ribbon.
[11:17] Lemon
The track club room's too cramped,
so I'm really glad they let me change here.
[11:23] Nukumizu
You take your hair clip out for practice, huh?
[11:26] Lemon
No, I always leave it in.
[11:28] Lemon
But I polished it yesterday
and didn't want it to get dirty.
[11:36] Nukumizu
Is something up?
[11:37] Lemon
Huh? What? No, nothing.
[11:42] Lemon
See you later.
[11:48] Kaju
Was Yanami-san with you
at your club yesterday?
[11:51] Nukumizu
Huh? Yeah, she was.
[11:54] Kaju
That's wonderful.
[11:55] Kaju
When you said you made a friend recently,
that was Yanami-san, wasn't it?
[11:59] Nukumizu
Well, yeah.
[12:00] Kaju
What do you say to inviting her over again?
[12:03] Kaju
I simply must give her a proper interview!
[12:06] Nukumizu
You don't need to interview her.
[12:08] Nukumizu
But she's just a friend.
It isn't that big a deal.
[12:12] Nukumizu
It's not like we hang out alon—
[12:13] Kaju
But that's how it always begins!
[12:15] Kaju
When I saw her up close,
she was a lovely person!
[12:20] Kaju
Big brother, is that from Yanami-san?
[12:23] Nukumizu
Um, it might be.
[12:25] Kaju
She's asking you out to tea!
[12:27] Kaju
Going to a café with a girl...
That's practically a date!
[12:30] Nukumizu
No, it really isn't.
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[12:34] Nukumizu
That's what I told Kaju, anyway. But going
to a café with a girl during vacation...
[12:41] Nukumizu
Is that not what one would call a date?
[12:46] Nukumizu
In all the light novels
and manga I've read,
[12:49] Nukumizu
even if you aren't going out,
it counts as a date.
[12:52] Nukumizu
Which means that Yanami...
[12:55] Nukumizu
has asked me out on a date?!
[13:00] Anna
This world should perish.
[13:03] Nukumizu
Yup, this definitely isn't a date.
[13:05] Anna
I knew this would happen.
I knew this was how it would turn out.
[13:10] Anna
But to see it happening before my eyes...
[13:13] Nukumizu
You mean when you see them
flirting and stuff?
[13:15] Anna
No, they don't do a lot of
flirting and stuff in public.
[13:19] Nukumizu
Isn't that a good thing?
[13:20] Anna
That isn't the issue!
[13:23] Anna
She quietly cleans up after they eat,
[13:26] Anna
and he carries her bag
for her like it's nothing.
[13:28] Anna
It's that casual chemistry between them!
[13:31] Anna
When they meet,
they communicate with just a look.
[13:34] Anna
They share reward cards.
Their ringtones are the same.
[13:38] Anna
And then, they walk home together
without saying anything first!
[13:44] Anna
Damn straight! They're like newlyweds in heat
who can't keep their paws off each other!
[13:49] Server
Would...
[13:50] Anna
What?!
[13:50] Server
Would you like anything else?
[13:52] Anna
No! We're fine!
[13:55] Anna
Ooh, nice. Very nice.
[13:56] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, you're just having a
cream soda today? You're not eating?
[14:05] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, listen closely.
[14:08] Anna
Somen noodles are carbohydrates.
They're essentially sugar.
[14:12] Nukumizu
Yeah, I know.
[14:13] Anna
But those little guys are all cool
and slippery, and they look so thin.
[14:16] Anna
Doesn't it seem like they'd be okay to eat?
[14:19] Nukumizu
Um, so you're saying you ate too
much somen and gained wei—
[14:22] Anna
No, I have not gained weight!
[14:24] Nukumizu
But a cream soda is also mostly sugar.
[14:26] Anna
Drinks don't count! There's a theory
that ice cream doesn't make you fat.
[14:35] Anna
They're dropping hints.
[14:36] Nukumizu
Huh? What's that mean?
[14:37] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, I want to
drop hints like that, too.
[14:39] Anna
I'll spread posts all around social media
[14:42] Anna
hinting that I'm with a boy
to distract them and stuff.
[14:46] Nukumizu
What's the point of that?
[14:50] Anna
Huh?
[14:54] Nukumizu
It's Ayano and Yakishio.
What are they doing together?
[14:58] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, do you think they're cheating?
[15:01] Nukumizu
But they've been friends a long time.
[15:04] Anna
They're cheating.
[15:05] Nukumizu
But like, if you and Hakamada went somewhere
together, that wouldn't be cheating, would it?
[15:11] Anna
It's cheating!
[15:16] Anna
Looks like they already left.
[15:18] Nukumizu
Well, maybe we should call it
for today. I'll see you later.
[15:21] Anna
You're giving up already?
[15:33] Anna
Hey, Nukumizu-kun. Do you know that girl?
[15:38] Chihaya
Hello there. Do you remember who I am?
[15:43] Nukumizu
Um...
[15:45] Chihaya
It's me, Asagumo Chihaya!
[15:48] Nukumizu
Oh, Ayano's girlfriend, right?
[15:51] Chihaya
Yes! Did you happen to see Mitsuki-san
and Yakishio-san come this way?
[15:55] Anna
Yeah, they were—
[15:57] Nukumizu
G-Gosh, I really couldn't say.
[16:01] Chihaya
So you did see them.
[16:02] Nukumizu
Uh, see them? Well, yes, but...
[16:06] Chihaya
Shall we... find somewhere
more comfortable to talk?
[16:14] Nukumizu
Why does it have to be my room?
[16:19] Anna
Is this poster made out of cloth?
[16:21] Chihaya
You mustn't ask that, Yanami-san.
[16:23] Chihaya
It is polite to pretend not
to notice things like that.
[16:27] Anna
Oh, so this is the kind of poster you'd
be embarrassed to show other people?
[16:31] Chihaya
If a girl from class saw I had a tapestry
full of beautiful girls in underwear,
[16:36] Chihaya
I don't know how I'd live with myself.
[16:37] Nukumizu
Hold on! That isn't underwear!
They're combat uniforms!
[16:40] Anna
If they're combat uniforms,
why are they showing so much skin?
[16:43] Nukumizu
That's because they release
mana from their skin...
[16:47] Nukumizu
for the, uh, Sigma Drive.
[16:50] Anna
Oh, I see. So why are the girls
crawling on top of each other in bed?
[16:56] Nukumizu
Someone put me out of my misery!
[16:59] Kaju
When the five Awakened join together,
the Sigma Drive begins to resonate,
[17:04] Kaju
and that allows the legendary weapon,
Pashupatastra, to be unsealed.
[17:08] Kaju
So you see, there is a valid reason
for these girls in combat uniforms
[17:12] Kaju
to be physically connected.
[17:14] Nukumizu
She just kind of spoiled it.
I haven't read that far yet.
[17:16] Kaju
I've brought drinks for everyone.
[17:18] Chihaya
I apologize for visiting unannounced.
[17:18] Anna
Woohoo! Thanks!
[17:24] Nukumizu
So what did you want to talk about?
[17:27] Chihaya
Yes, of course. I would like to
be completely honest with you.
[17:31] Chihaya
I suspect Mitsuki-san is cheating on me.
[17:34] Chihaya
I have been following him
to try to catch him in the act.
[17:38] Chihaya
So if possible, I would like to ask
you two for your assistance.
[17:43] Nukumizu
Sorry, but—
[17:44] Anna
I guess I don't really mind assisting.
[17:47] Nukumizu
Yanami-san?!
[17:48] Chihaya
I am aware that those two were
childhood friends. And I am aware that...
[17:54] Chihaya
she has a crush on Mitsuki-san.
SIGN Black Thunder
[17:57] Chihaya
I like Mitsuki-san very much.
That's why I want him to be happy.
[18:03] Chihaya
Even if that means he
doesn't remain by my side.
[18:06] Nukumizu
Are you saying...
[18:08] Chihaya
I've been wondering for quite some time...
[18:11] Chihaya
if maybe he should've dated her instead.
[18:15] Chihaya
It may look like I came out of nowhere
and stole Mitsuki-san from her.
[18:21] Chihaya
That's why I want to ascertain
Mitsuki-san's true feelings.
[18:25] Chihaya
If he truly does have feelings
for Yakishio-san, then I'm...
[18:32] Chihaya
prepared to step aside.
[18:35] Kaju
It feels like my brother
is going very far away.
[18:41] Gon-chan
If it comes to that, Nuku-chan,
I'll take you as my own.
[18:45] Kaju
But I want my brother.
[18:47] Gon-chan
Nuku-chan, you're such a cutie.
C'mon and be my bride already.
[18:51] Kaju
I don't wanna.
SIGN Please come to Toyohashi Station
SIGN Asagumo Chihaya
[19:01] Nukumizu
Why did you decide to help her, Yanami-san?
[19:04] Anna
Did you see the look on Lemon-chan's face
when she was walking with Ayano-kun?
[19:09] Anna
You wouldn't look like that with
someone you've really given up on.
[19:12] Anna
When push comes to shove, the only people
who can really watch over Lemon-chan,
[19:16] Anna
or really chew her out,
are you and me, right?
[19:24] Anna
Are he and Lemon-chan here?
[19:27] Chihaya
Yes. They appear to be visiting
the food carts one by one.
[19:30] Chihaya
We should wait here.
[19:32] Nukumizu
How did you know they'd be meeting here?
[19:36] Chihaya
With GPS.
[19:37] Nukumizu
She said that like it was nothing!
[19:40] Nukumizu
So then—
[19:40] Chihaya
Voices down! They're here!
[19:42] Chihaya
At the Italian gelato shop.
SIGN Paperback Book Cover
[20:11] Nukumizu
Asagumo-san?
[20:14] Chihaya
What a lovely book cover.
Don't you think he'd love it?
[20:18] Nukumizu
Yeah, that's nice. He does love books.
[20:21] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san says he wants to find
a job that has to do with books.
[20:26] Chihaya
The first time he told me that,
I was quite surprised.
[20:30] Chihaya
I realized someone who shared my dream
was standing right beside me.
[20:39] Chihaya
You know, he really dislikes sweet things.
[20:43] Chihaya
I was aware of that, so I've never
suggested anything like that.
[20:47] Chihaya
So I've never gone out to eat anything
sweet with him, like gelato.
[20:52] Nukumizu
Uh, okay... but hey, what about savory crêpes?
[20:56] Nukumizu
And the gelato Ayano was eating may not
have been a sweet one. Like, uh, tuna mayo?
[21:01] Chihaya
Tuna mayo by itself would
give him an upset stomach.
[21:04] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san would need
something like a salad.
[21:10] Chihaya
I envy Yakishio-san. She's straightforward
and expresses her feelings clearly.
[21:17] Chihaya
All I ever think about is how
I don't want to upset Mitsuki-san.
[21:22] Nukumizu
I'm sure it's fine if you want to
eat ice cream together sometimes.
[21:26] Nukumizu
He isn't the type to get upset
over a request like that.
[21:30] Chihaya
You're actually a very kind person,
Nukumizu-san. I had you all wrong.
[21:35] Nukumizu
I think the entire school has me all wrong.
[21:42] Chihaya
This way!
[21:43] Nukumizu
H-Hey, wait!
[21:47] Nukumizu
Ayano? Wasn't Yakishio with him?
[21:50] Chihaya
It was only Mitsuki-san.
[21:52] Chihaya
I'll check out the situation outside.
[22:00] Chihaya
Nukumizu-san, I deeply
regret to inform you...
[22:04] Nukumizu
Yes?
[22:05] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san has found us.
[22:11] Ayano
Why are you guys here together?
[22:13] Nukumizu
U-Um...
[22:15] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san.
[22:16] Chihaya
I would like to suggest that...
[22:21] Chihaya
Nukumizu-san explains it all to you.
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Asagumo Chihaya Is Led Astray
E6 - Let Any One of You Who Has Never Been Dumped Be the First to Throw a Stone at the Losing Heroine
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[00:00] announcement
The train about to arrive on track...
[00:04] Ayano
Give it to me straight, Nukumizu.
I can handle it.
SIGN Toyohashi's Famous
SIGN Yamasa
Chikuwa
[00:10] Ayano
I can accept Chihaya finding
someone new if it's you—
[00:13] Nukumizu
No! Wait, wait, wait!
That's not what's going on!
SIGN Yamasa
Chikuwa
[00:16] Ayano
Then why were you guys together?
[00:22] Nukumizu
Don't you think you have a
little explaining to do first?
[00:26] Ayano
Huh? What do you mean?
[00:29] Nukumizu
What were you and Yakishio doing together?
[00:31] Nukumizu
You two were walking by
the station a little while ago.
[00:34] Ayano
Hold on! We weren't
doing anything suspicious.
[00:38] Ayano
Th-That was just because...
[00:43] Ayano
I was asking Lemon for relationship advice.
[00:47] Nukumizu
Relationship advice?
[00:53] Ayano
I've never gone out with a girl before,
and I wanted some advice.
[00:59] Nukumizu
So why did you ask Yakishio?
[01:01] Ayano
Why? Well, Lemon's really popular.
She probably understands how girls feel.
[01:08] Ayano
Now it's your turn.
[01:10] Ayano
What were you and Chihaya doing together?
[01:13] Nukumizu
We were... well, um...
[01:16] Nukumizu
I was, you know, asking her
for relationship advice, too.
[01:20] Ayano
Relationship advice?
[01:22] Ayano
But, dude, don't you have female friends in
the lit club? Why'd you need to ask Chihaya?
[01:27] Ayano
Oh!
[01:28] Ayano
I get it! The girl you like
must be in the literature club.
[01:33] Nukumizu
Huh? Well, something like that.
[01:36] Ayano
No way. Is it Lemon?
[01:38] Nukumizu
No, it isn't. You can relax.
[01:40] Ayano
All right. Well, in that case,
just leave it to me.
[01:43] Nukumizu
Leave what to you?
[01:44] Ayano
I know everyone says I'm dense and stuff,
but this might just clear my name.
[01:50] Ayano
Give her a call and let's
all go hang out together.
[03:29] Nukumizu
Sorry for dragging you along.
[03:32] Anna
It's totally fine. I was free anyway.
[03:34] Anna
Aren't you glad Asagumo-san
found out he wasn't cheating?
[03:38] Anna
Oh, thanks.
[03:41] Ayano
Thanks for waiting!
[03:42] Chihaya
Hello, Nukumizu-san and Yanami-san.
Let's enjoy ourselves today.
[03:49] Nukumizu
The only one here who doesn't
realize today is a setup is Ayano.
[03:54] Nukumizu
And Yakishio thinks we did it
just to hang out together.
[04:01] Anna
Hold it!
[04:03] Nukumizu
What?
[04:04] Anna
Summer vacation. Five high
school students. Boys and girls.
[04:08] Anna
You see what I'm saying, right?
[04:10] Nukumizu
Huh? I don't get it.
[04:12] Anna
We're totally in the prime
of our youth. We're glowing!
[04:15] Anna
Check out the effort I put into my outfit!
SIGN City of Toyohashi Underground Museum
[04:19] Anna
So why the hell are we at
an underground museum?!
[04:21] Anna
It even has "underground" in the name!
[04:23] Anna
Look, I know boys might find stuff
like this fun, but what about the girls?
[04:29] Chihaya
Wow!
[04:30] Chihaya
Everyone, look at this!
What magnificent pieces of mica!
[04:33] Chihaya
How many capacitors do you think
they could make with just one of these?
[04:36] Lemon
Look! It's a minecart! A minecart!
[04:38] Lemon
Are we allowed to ride it?
[04:41] Anna
Am I in the minority here?
[04:44] kids
Wow! Neat!
[04:47] Lemon
Hey! Was it your idea to
come here today, Nuk-kun?
[04:50] Nukumizu
Huh? Oh, no. Ayano and I chatted
and decided on this place.
[04:55] Nukumizu
But it was his idea to get everyone together.
[04:59] Lemon
Huh. So it was Mitsuki's idea?
[05:02] Lemon
When did you become
such good friends with him?
[05:05] Nukumizu
Well, it just sort of happened.
[05:08] Lemon
Huh.
[05:13] Nukumizu
She sure is having fun.
[05:15] Ayano
So what's your favorite
type of capacitor, Chihaya?
[05:18] Nukumizu
Should we go join them?
[05:20] Lemon
I'm good. I don't want to spoil
Mitsuki and Chihaya's fun.
[05:24] Lemon
I want them to have plenty
of time together today.
[05:27] Nukumizu
I know, but...
[05:28] Lemon
Are you weirdly worried about
my feelings or something?
[05:35] Lemon
I'm good. I'm, like, their biggest cheerleader.
Don't worry about me.
[05:45] Lemon
I'm good.
[05:47] Lemon
I'm good with the way things are.
[05:53] Nukumizu
I know you're always acting silly and stuff,
[05:56] Nukumizu
but at times like this,
you seem really mature.
[06:00] Lemon
Huh. Took you long enough to notice.
SIGN The World's Largest Rough Topaz Stone
SIGN Estimated carat count if polished: 120,000-150,000 carats
SIGN Place of origin: Brazil
SIGN What precious stone is known
SIGN as "tanpakuseki"
SIGN in Japanese?
SIGN Pearl
SIGN Coral
SIGN Opal
SIGN It will give you a mysterious power!
SIGN The Power Stone Chair
SIGN Please feel free to sit in it!
SIGN Tests grip strength and back strength
SIGN Different Kinds of Mirrors
SIGN Concave
SIGN Convex
SIGN Now Showing
SIGN Planetarium
[06:23] Chihaya
Hey, Mitsuki-san. This says the show
even has some Easter eggs.
[06:27] Chihaya
What do you think?
Wanna see who can find the most?
[06:30] Ayano
Oh, that sounds fun.
[06:33] Ayano
Do you want to try, too, Lemon?
[06:35] Lemon
Me, too?
[06:38] Ayano
During the show, we'll give you and
Yanami-san some space. Go for it, bro.
[06:42] Nukumizu
Huh? Could you please not do that?
[06:44] Ayano
Don't be shy.
[06:46] Ayano
Come on, Lemon.
The three of us will watch it together.
[06:50] Lemon
Mitsuki, you should
watch it with Asagumo-san.
[06:53] Chihaya
Oh, that's all right. Why don't you join us?
[06:56] Chihaya
I'd like to get to know
you better, Yakishio-san.
[07:02] Lemon
Thanks.
[07:04] Lemon
But really, Asagumo-san,
you should watch it alone with Mitsuki.
[07:07] Ayano
Yeah, but...
[07:09] Lemon
Okay, Yana-chan! Nuk-kun! Let's go!
[07:11] Ayano
Wait a second! I have a good reason—
[07:13] Lemon
Mitsuki.
[07:15] Lemon
C'mon, you need to sit alone with Asagumo-san.
[07:18] Lemon
The three of us will watch it together.
You and Asagumo-san will watch it together.
[07:23] Lemon
Good. That settles it.
[07:36] Lemon
Listen. Asagumo-san's your girlfriend.
You gotta put your girlfriend first!
[07:41] Ayano
Y-Yeah. I shouldn't have said that.
[07:44] Lemon
No kidding! I mean, you're the guy I fell in love
with once. Get your act together, man!
[07:50] Nukumizu
I know, right?
[07:52] Nukumizu
If he's such a great guy that Yakishio
fell in love with him, why isn't he more...
[07:58] Nukumizu
In love?
[08:00] Lemon
Hmm?
[08:08] Ayano
Lemon, what do you mean, "fell in love"?
[08:15] Lemon
Oh, uh, th-that was... n-no, I just meant...
[08:20] Lemon
No!
[08:21] Ayano
Lemon!
[08:23] Chihaya
Mitsuki-san, stop! Don't go!
[08:25] Ayano
But...
[08:26] Chihaya
Please! I'm right here!
And I'm your girlfriend!
[08:37] Ayano
I'm sorry.
[08:41] Anna
Nukumizu-kun?
[08:45] Nukumizu
This isn't my style at all.
SIGN Thank you
for visiting
SIGN Have a safe trip home
[08:48] Nukumizu
This isn't a role for a background character.
[08:54] Nukumizu
But Yakishio...
[08:58] Nukumizu
doesn't have a lead character
to chase after her.
[09:40] Lemon
I'm gonna go ahead and take the bus home.
[09:43] Nukumizu
O-Okay.
[09:46] Nukumizu
Can I at least wait with you
until the bus comes?
[09:50] Lemon
Uh... Well, okay. Then talk to me.
[09:54] Nukumizu
Huh? Um...
[09:57] Nukumizu
So, that club newsletter we're making...
Have you decided what to write?
[10:01] Lemon
Nuk-kun.
[10:03] Lemon
At a time like this, shouldn't you try to cheer
the girl up with a funny story or something?
[10:09] Lemon
But I don't care.
We can talk about the newsletter.
[10:12] Lemon
Maybe I'll write a children's story.
[10:15] Nukumizu
A children's story?
[10:16] Lemon
Yeah.
[10:17] Lemon
A long, long time ago, in a place
far away, there was a little girl.
[10:23] Lemon
The girl really loved to run.
One day, the girl met a boy.
[10:30] Lemon
The boy spent absolutely
all of his time reading books.
[10:34] Lemon
The boy told the girl
a whole lot about books.
[10:40] Lemon
The two became friends, but it turned
out the boy was actually a prince.
[10:47] Lemon
When the prince grew up,
he would have to return to his castle.
[10:52] Lemon
The girl wanted to go to the castle with him,
but she didn't know proper etiquette,
[10:57] Lemon
nor how to dance at the ball.
[11:03] Lemon
When the prince saw how sad the girl looked,
he decided to teach her how to dance.
[11:09] Lemon
The girl practiced as hard as she could.
[11:13] Lemon
And then, it was decided that the girl
could go to the castle with the prince.
[11:19] Lemon
And they lived happily ever after.
SIGN Toyotetsu Bus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Now
Boarding
[11:24] Lemon
Thanks. Could you say sorry
to everyone for me?
[11:27] Nukumizu
What happened to the prince
and the girl after that?
[11:31] Lemon
That was the whole thing.
Stories always end with "happily ever after."
SIGN Today
SIGN Have you heard from Lemon at all?
SIGN Have you heard from Lemon at all?
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN Not since that day
[12:03] Chihaya
I apologize for contacting you this late.
[12:06] Nukumizu
It's no trouble.
[12:08] Chihaya
Did you get in touch with Yakishio-san?
[12:13] Chihaya
This is all because I wasn't
sure about my feelings.
[12:16] Nukumizu
Huh?
[12:21] Chihaya
When I said I'd step aside, it was just talk.
[12:24] Chihaya
But that day, I shouldn't have stopped
him from chasing after Yakishio-san.
[12:29] Nukumizu
I really don't think it's your fault.
[12:33] Chihaya
I'm so tired of this.
[12:36] Chihaya
If Mitsuki-san does actually like
Yakishio-san, I should break up with him.
[12:42] Nukumizu
I don't think that's right.
[12:45] Nukumizu
You weren't fooling around when you told
Ayano you had feelings for him, right?
[12:50] Nukumizu
Also...
[12:52] Nukumizu
If you two broke up because of this,
it'd hurt Yakishio more than anything.
[13:01] Nukumizu
Huh?
[13:02] Nukumizu
Hey, I'm not trying to blame you for this.
SIGN Yamasa
Chikuwa
SIGN Higashihatcho
[13:09] Nukumizu
For now, would you let me deal with him?
[13:14] Chihaya
All right. But at least let me use this.
[13:16] Nukumizu
No, you definitely can't use that.
Promise me that.
[13:21] Chihaya
Okay.
[13:25] Nukumizu
You promised, okay?
[13:38] Nukumizu
Yes? Hello?
[13:39] Koto
Good evening. Are you up?
[13:41] Nukumizu
Uh, yeah.
[13:43] Koto
I heard about Yakishio-chan.
That must've been rough.
[13:47] Nukumizu
Yeah, it was kind of a mess.
[13:49] Koto
So listen. Right now, Yakishio-chan is
at her grandmother's house in Shinshiro.
[13:55] Koto
Make sure you're free tomorrow.
[13:58] Nukumizu
Um, hold on, Senpai. I'm not sure
I understand what's going on here.
[14:02] Koto
It's obvious, isn't it? We're all going
together to get Yakishio-chan.
[14:15] Nukumizu
What the heck am I doing here?
SIGN Mokkulu Shinshiro
[14:19] Mother
Are you hungry?
[14:20] Kid
Yeah, I'm hungry!
[14:22] Mother
Then let's go eat.
SIGN Stone-Roasted Frankfurters
SIGN Goheimochi
[14:28] Anna
I've been thinking a lot
about sugar recently.
[14:31] Nukumizu
Oh, yeah? You've been thinking, huh?
[14:33] Anna
Sure have. About 10,000 years ago,
[14:36] Anna
humans shifted from hunting and gathering
to an agriculture-based lifestyle, right?
[14:40] Anna
That essentially means they shifted
to a sugar-based lifestyle.
[14:44] Nukumizu
Wow, it does? Is there much left to this story?
[14:47] Anna
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say
that humans are slaves to sugar.
SIGN Supersized
Goheimochi
SIGN Goheimochi
SIGN Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Frankfurter
SIGN Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Frankfurter
Half Size
SIGN Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Cheese
Frankfurter
SIGN Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Spicy
Frankfurter
SIGN Bacon
Block
Skewer
SIGN Extra Coarse Ground
Stone-Roasted
Super Long
Frankfurter
SIGN 5-Pack
Goheimochi
w/ Walnut Sauce
SIGN Goheimochi
& Frankfurt Set
[14:51] Anna
So I think the time has come for me to
reevaluate my relationship with sugar.
[14:57] Nukumizu
So basically...
[14:58] Nukumizu
You ate too much somen and gained wei—
[15:00] Anna
I have not gained weight!
[15:02] Anna
Your Yanami-chan, for the 15th time and the
first in a year, has achieved her perfect body!
[15:08] Koto
I really believe plum jam is on the left.
[15:10] Komari
N-No. Plum jam is on the r-right.
[15:13] Koto
I don't feel like deer curry
is on the left, though.
[15:17] Koto
The sourness of plum jam makes it taste
like it's never had a naughty side.
[15:21] Komari
Th-That's exactly why it goes on
the right. It's a generational shift.
[15:26] Nukumizu
What in the world are you two doing?
[15:28] Koto
Nukumizu-kun. It appears
you require an explanation!
[15:31] Nukumizu
No, I really don't.
[15:32] Koto
Just listen to me.
[15:34] Koto
Decadent BL fans of the world
can look at a pencil and an eraser
SIGN Plum Jam
SIGN Plum Jam
SIGN Plum Jam
SIGN Spicy
SIGN Plum Jam
SIGN Spicy
[15:38] Koto
and assign one as the top and the other as the
bottom. That kind of prejudice is spreading.
[15:42] Nukumizu
Isn't that exactly what you were doing?
[15:45] Koto
It's merely a thought experiment.
A kind of intellectual training.
[15:48] Nukumizu
So what was all that stuff
about "right" and "left"?
SIGN Top & Bottom
SIGN Top & Bottom
SIGN Top & Bottom
[15:53] Koto
When you write it horizontally
as "top and bottom,"
[15:56] Koto
"top" is on the left, yes?
[15:58] Koto
That means left represents the top,
and right represents the bottom.
SIGN Plum Jam
SIGN Plum Jam
SIGN Spicy
[16:01] Komari
Th-This way, we can have debates
even with people around.
SIGN Spicy
[16:04] Nukumizu
That doesn't mean you should!
[16:06] Koto
But calling the spicy one
the top feels like a cop-out.
[16:09] Komari
C-C-Curry's passionate spiciness
could i-injure his partner.
SIGN Plum Jam
[16:13] Komari
Th-That's the reason!
[16:15] Koto
I get it now!
[16:16] Koto
He's so desperate to ravish him, it could
cause an injury, so he can't even touch him?
[16:22] Koto
Oh my God! That is so hot!
[16:25] Nukumizu
So, um, do you think we should be on our way?
[16:32] Nukumizu
Are we really on our way to Yakishio's place?
[16:35] Nukumizu
We keep going deeper into the mountains.
[16:38] Koto
Nothing to worry about.
GPS will get us there.
[16:40] Nukumizu
Well, I hope it does.
[16:43] Nukumizu
But how did you know she was
at her grandmother's place?
[16:46] Koto
Apparently, Yakishio-chan has
been skipping track practice, too.
[16:50] Koto
The president talked to me, and we both
went to see Yakishio-chan's mom.
[16:56] Koto
Her mom was worried
about how she was doing, too.
[17:03] Koto
And we've arrived!
[17:04] car navigation
You have arrived.
[17:07] Nukumizu
There's no way the Yakishio clan
lives in a place like this.
[17:11] Koto
Yeah, we got kind of lost.
[17:14] Koto
Could you give me the address one more time?
[17:18] Koto
Yeah. Okay, thanks.
[17:21] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, that's the bridge!
[17:23] Anna
I'll stand over there,
[17:25] Anna
so take a grammable pic of me from
downstream and try not to get swept away!
[17:29] Nukumizu
As long as you don't mind your
phone getting swept away with me.
[17:35] Anna
Okay, Nukumizu-kun!
[17:37] Nukumizu
What are you doing, Komari?
[17:37] Anna
Take it!
[17:38] Komari
Shh! I s-saw a r-river crab.
[17:42] Nukumizu
Oh, a river crab? Where was it?
[17:45] Komari
D-Don't talk too much or it won't come out.
[17:49] Anna
What are you doing,
making me pose for nothing?!
[17:53] Anna
Are you really that into river crabs?!
[17:56] Komari
Th-There it is.
[17:58] Komari
Crabby.
[18:00] Anna
Komari-chan's crabby, too.
[18:02] Anna
Do you guys really love crabs that much?
[18:05] Komari
Got it!
[18:05] Anna
Is it 'cause they taste good?
[18:08] Nukumizu
Hey, don't be so grumpy.
Let's take a video. A video.
[18:11] Anna
Oh, nice idea. You're starting to get it now.
[18:19] Nukumizu
What's the matter?
[18:20] Anna
When you put me on the spot and tell me to
move around, I kinda don't know what to do.
[18:25] Nukumizu
Why not sing something?
The Mr. Elephant song?
[18:28] Anna
Wouldn't that be sad, though? Are you sure?
[18:34] Anna
What's wrong? Did you see a
king crab this time? Or a snow crab?
[18:38] Nukumizu
Actually, it's something even rarer.
[18:41] Anna
Really? A horsehair crab?
[18:56] Anna
I've never seen a real
clawfoot bathtub before.
[18:59] Lemon
I guess it used to be
somebody's vacation home.
[19:02] Lemon
Grandma said she bought it
when she was a college professor.
[19:07] Anna
An ex-college professor's vacation home!
Hey, can I take a picture?
[19:11] Anna
Can I drop hints?
[19:13] Lemon
Hints?
[19:14] Lemon
What do you mean, "drop hints"?
[19:15] Nukumizu
I'm glad we met up with Yakishio,
but what do we do now?
[19:19] Koto
What do we do?
She seems okay, so isn't that enough?
[19:24] Nukumizu
That's what I mean. If she was open
about being depressed, that'd be one thing,
[19:29] Nukumizu
but when she's acting so cheery,
it makes it harder to bring it up.
[19:33] Koto
You have a really bad habit of
always trying to rush to conclusions.
[19:40] Koto
Acting cheery is one way to get cheery.
Just keep her company for now.
[19:45] Koto
Okay, Komari-chan. You're up.
[19:47] Komari
What?
[19:48] Komari
I-I don't have any sore muscles!
Senpai, wait! Stop—
[19:51] Koto
Come on, now.
[19:59] Komari
Thi-i-is fe-e-els so-o go-o-od.
[20:03] Lemon
So what were you guys doing there?
[20:05] Nukumizu
We just... randomly came to hang out.
[20:09] Lemon
No, you didn't.
[20:10] Nukumizu
Yeah, well, um...
[20:12] Lemon
Thanks, though. For looking out for me.
[20:17] Grandma
I'm home.
[20:19] Grandma
Oh, do we have guests?
[20:21] Lemon
Yeah! Welcome back, Grandma!
[20:25] Koto
Please excuse the intrusion.
[20:27] Koto
We're members of the literature
club at Lemon-san's school.
[20:31] Grandma
Nice to meet you.
Please make yourselves at home.
[20:34] Grandma
Oh, yes! Wouldn't this be
a good time to order sushi?
[20:38] Grandma
Is there anything you kids can't eat?
[20:40] Nukumizu
Oh, we couldn't impose
on you for something like—
[20:46] Anna
We're all good! We can eat anything!
[20:49] all
Let's eat!
[20:52] Grandma
Let's.
[20:56] Anna
The fish is so tender and delicious.
[20:59] Grandma
How is it?
[21:00] Koto
This really is delicious!
[21:00] Nukumizu
You should hurry up and eat, too, Komari.
[21:03] Nukumizu
The sushi's disappearing
faster than I expected.
[21:06] Komari
I-I've never had salmon roe before.
[21:09] Komari
I'm kinda scared.
[21:10] Nukumizu
Yeah, you should leave them be.
[21:13] Lemon
Here, Komari-chan. Eat these.
[21:16] Lemon
It's sea urchin and abalone.
[21:17] Komari
Oh. N-Never had either one before.
[21:22] Lemon
Let's clean up.
[21:23] all
Okay.
[21:25] Lemon
I'll wipe the table.
[21:26] Anna
Okay. Then I'll take this stuff away.
[21:28] Nukumizu
Do you ever get lonely
living alone in the mountains?
[21:31] Grandma
I have the internet these days, so I get by.
[21:34] Grandma
And my granddaughter is thoughtful
enough to brings guests over.
[21:39] Lemon
Hey, guys.
[21:41] Lemon
You should all spend the night.
We have tons of rooms.
[21:45] Nukumizu
I appreciate the offer, but I didn't
bring a change of clothes or anything.
[21:50] Nukumizu
Wait just a minute.
[21:51] Nukumizu
Yanami changed into something different
after falling into the river, didn't she?
[21:57] Nukumizu
Senpai, were you actually planning
to stay over from the start?
[22:03] Koto
Oh? Didn't I tell you?
[22:05] Nukumizu
I didn't hear anything about it.
[22:07] Nukumizu
But it'd be rude to just
barge in on them like this.
[22:10] Grandma
Oh, it's fine. I'd be very happy
to host all of you tonight.
[22:13] Nukumizu
Um, I...
[22:15] Grandma
Just let Grandma take care of everything.
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[00:11] Nukumizu
Countryside tap water is delicious.
[00:13] Anna
Nukumizu-kun?
[00:16] Anna
What are you doing?
[00:17] Nukumizu
I got a little thirsty.
[00:19] Nukumizu
What are you doing?
[00:23] Anna
I can't keep my eyes shut.
[02:01] Nukumizu
Did Yakishio already go to bed?
[02:03] Anna
She just told me she was going out for a run.
[02:06] Nukumizu
At this hour?
[02:09] Nukumizu
Did you talk to Yakishio
about what happened before?
[02:13] Anna
I'm worried I might say the wrong thing.
[02:16] Nukumizu
The wrong thing?
[02:19] Anna
I don't think I can really root
for anyone this time.
[02:24] Anna
I can understand why Asagumo-san is
nervous since they just started dating.
[02:28] Anna
But she should just talk
to her boyfriend directly.
[02:31] Anna
I don't think she should be testing
their relationship in such sneaky ways.
[02:36] Anna
At all.
[02:39] Nukumizu
Maybe he's partly responsible, too.
[02:43] Anna
Huh?
[02:44] Nukumizu
Oh, I mean, it's clear to me
that Ayano isn't a bad guy.
[02:49] Nukumizu
But I can understand why
Asagumo-san would be nervous.
[02:53] Anna
But Asagumo-san is—
[02:55] Nukumizu
You know what?
[02:57] Nukumizu
Let's stop talking about it.
[03:01] Nukumizu
Um, I mean, I don't want you saying bad
things about people behind their back.
[03:07] Nukumizu
Sorry. That was a weird thing to say.
[03:12] Anna
Fine. Then this is the last thing I'll say.
[03:15] Anna
If Lemon-chan's so bad at hiding her feelings
that she accidentally blurts them out,
[03:20] Anna
she should've just told him a year ago.
[03:23] Nukumizu
That's rich, coming from you.
[03:25] Anna
Asagumo-san and Ayano-kun, too.
The three of them are a complete mess.
[03:31] Anna
There. It's out of my system. From here on,
it's back to "good girl Yanami-chan."
[03:37] Anna
But you know what?
[03:40] Anna
Lemon-chan's my friend, so if I was talking
to her now, I'd probably tell her this:
[03:47] Anna
"You should go out with him."
[03:50] Nukumizu
Huh?
[03:52] Anna
She should steal him.
Asagumo-san said she'd step aside, after all.
[03:59] Nukumizu
But that'd be really—
[04:01] Anna
Lemon-chan wouldn't want that, would she?
[04:04] Anna
I don't like it very much,
but even I can see she's right about that.
[04:12] Nukumizu
Maybe I'll go for a walk.
[04:16] Anna
At this hour?
[04:17] Nukumizu
The moon looks really pretty tonight.
[04:22] Anna
If you go back down the road
we came up, there's a shrine.
[04:26] Anna
Lemon-chan says that's where
she goes when she needs to think.
[04:31] Nukumizu
I'm not going to look for Yakishio, though.
[04:34] Anna
Hmm? Then maybe I'll go look for her instead.
[04:38] Anna
Think I should turn Lemon-chan
into a bad girl like me?
[04:45] Nukumizu
Please don't do that.
[05:06] Lemon
You know, I really didn't
intend to get in their way.
[05:12] Lemon
I wonder if I'll be able to stay friends
with Mitsuki after this. Maybe not.
[05:18] Nukumizu
Now that he knows how you feel,
things probably won't be the same anymore.
[05:24] Lemon
That Mitsuki...
[05:26] Lemon
I think he's having trouble setting
boundaries with Asagumo-san.
[05:30] Lemon
Like deciding how to react to her advances.
Or how to deepen their relationship.
[05:36] Nukumizu
Yeah, okay, but relationship advice aside,
[05:40] Nukumizu
I bet you don't want to hear about all that.
[05:43] Lemon
Hey, I'm not a kid, you know.
[05:45] Lemon
Those two are going out.
These things happen sometimes.
[05:50] Nukumizu
If you try to stay friends with him
like before, this will keep happening.
[05:56] Lemon
I know that.
[05:59] Lemon
I know. That's why I was trying
to give Mitsuki advice as a friend.
[06:04] Lemon
I thought if I did that, I could accept
the reality of how things were.
[06:07] Lemon
I really thought I could accept it.
[06:10] Lemon
But you know...
[06:14] Lemon
I still couldn't help wishing
he was attracted to me.
[06:19] Lemon
At first, I sincerely just wanted
to give Mitsuki advice.
[06:24] Lemon
But then, every time I was going
to meet him, I'd get so excited.
[06:29] Lemon
I started thinking that I wanted
things to stay like that forever.
[06:34] Lemon
And then... And then...
[06:37] Lemon
It was just one time,
but I had a really terrible thought.
[06:49] Lemon
"What if he stays with me
and the two of them break up?"
[06:56] Lemon
It was such a selfish thing to think.
[07:02] Lemon
Mitsuki was...
[07:05] Lemon
Mitsuki was depending on me for help.
[07:10] Lemon
And even then, I... I...
[07:16] Lemon
I'm so bad. I'm sorry.
[07:22] Lemon
I'm so sorry.
[07:37] Koto
Thank you so much for your hospitality.
[07:39] Lemon's Grandma
Not at all. It was my pleasure.
[07:42] Anna
Hey, Nukumizu-kun. That T-shirt...
[07:45] Lemon
That's mine, you know.
I'm glad it fits you okay.
[07:49] Nukumizu
Huh? This is your shirt, Yakishio?
[07:52] Nukumizu
R-Really? I'll take it off.
[07:53] Lemon
It's just an extra one I had. No big deal.
[07:55] Lemon
I tried to lend it to Yana-chan
yesterday, but it was too—
[07:58] Anna
Lemon-chan!
[07:59] Anna
I told you not to tell anyone
about that! Didn't I?!
[08:01] Lemon
Ah, who cares? It's just Nuk-kun.
[08:03] Nukumizu
So Yanami put this on and it didn't fit?
[08:04] Anna
I care!
[08:07] Koto
Looks like everything's working out.
[08:09] Nukumizu
I didn't do anything special.
[08:13] Nukumizu
All we can really do is watch over her.
[08:18] Nukumizu
But, uh, could you please
give me some space here?
[08:21] Koto
Oh? Does me being this close make you
nervous? Aw, that makes me so happy!
[08:30] Komari
Sexual harassment.
[08:31] Nukumizu
Now, hold on!
I'm the one getting harassed here!
[08:35] Lemon
Thank you for coming, guys.
I'll see you back at school.
[08:39] Lemon's Grandma
Lemon really has some lovely friends.
[08:42] Nukumizu
Do you think so? The girls in the
literature club are a little eccentric.
[08:47] Nukumizu
They're kind of fearless,
but not necessarily in a good way.
[08:50] Lemon's Grandma
Oh, when I said that, Nukumizu-kun,
I was thinking of you.
[08:56] Lemon
Hey there, Nuk-kun.
[08:59] Lemon
I'll go talk to them.
[09:03] Lemon
Mitsuki and Asagumo-san.
[09:15] Lemon
Asagumo-san?
[09:18] Chihaya
This is the first time we've
been alone together, isn't it?
[09:21] Lemon
Why are you...
[09:24] Chihaya
Yakishio-san...
[09:26] Chihaya
Would you mind if we talked a little?
I would like to get to know you better.
[09:35] Lemon
Mm-hmm. I would, too.
[09:47] Chihaya
Oh, after you, Yakishio-san.
[09:49] Lemon
Thank you, Asagumo-san.
[09:51] Chihaya
You're very welcome.
[09:54] Lemon
Asagumo-san?
[09:55] Chihaya
I'll join you in a moment.
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[10:06] Chihaya
I ended up breaking my promise just once.
[10:09] Lemon
Huh?
[10:10] Chihaya
But I think this really is the end of it now.
[10:13] Chihaya
Please don't tell
Nukumizu-san about it, okay?
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[10:31] Lemon
Thanks for waiting, Nuk-kun.
[10:33] Nukumizu
Yakishio! What are you wearing?
[10:35] Lemon
It's because I was just running.
[10:37] Nukumizu
Yeah, but aren't you meeting Ayano after this?
[10:40] Lemon
It's fine. I'm just being myself.
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[10:48] Lemon
Thanks for walking me here.
[10:51] Nukumizu
So that's it?
[10:52] Lemon
Yeah. I can handle the rest by myself.
[10:55] Lemon
You wait for me here, Nuk-kun.
[10:57] Nukumizu
So you did want me to walk you back.
[11:00] Lemon
All right, I'm gonna go settle things!
[11:03] Nukumizu
It's kinda late to say this now,
but isn't this basically trespassing?
[11:07] Nukumizu
Won't we be in trouble if we're caught?
[11:22] Lemon
Mitsuki, thanks for coming.
[11:25] Ayano
Well, thank you to you, too.
[11:27] Lemon
This brings back memories.
How many years has it been?
[11:32] Lemon
Were these always this small?
[11:36] Ayano
They seem about right. We probably
stopped playing on them by fifth grade or so.
[11:43] Lemon
Do you remember the first time
I talked to you, Mitsuki?
[11:48] Ayano
Was it in second grade?
[11:50] Ayano
When you jumped off the swing
and hurt your leg, right?
[11:54] Lemon
So you do remember.
[11:55] Ayano
Well, of course I do. I was a nerdy kid
with my nose always in a book,
[12:00] Ayano
and the class boss brat started bugging me.
Most people would be traumatized.
[12:04] Lemon
That's how you remember it?
[12:06] Lemon
Not a lovely memory of reading books
with the poor little girl who hurt her leg?
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[12:13] Ayano
You would get bored so quickly,
I always got stuck explaining the story to you.
[12:19] Lemon
You know what? Books and stuff
always put me to sleep,
[12:23] Lemon
but when it was you talking to me,
I didn't have any trouble listening.
[12:28] Ayano
Yeah.
[12:30] Lemon
That's why, even when my leg got better,
I kept spending time with you.
[12:44] Lemon
This really does bring back memories.
[12:46] Ayano
Yeah. Wow, it's already been eight years.
[12:51] Lemon
In eighth grade, when I said I was
gonna try to get into Tsuwabuki High,
[12:56] Lemon
everyone thought I was joking and
wouldn't take me seriously. Isn't that mean?
[13:00] Ayano
Well, it's not surprising
considering your grades back then.
[13:04] Lemon
But you didn't laugh at me.
[13:07] Ayano
I still didn't think you'd make it.
[13:09] Lemon
If that's true, why did you decide to help me?
[13:15] Ayano
You told me why you wanted
to go to Tsuwabuki, remember?
[13:20] Ayano
A lot of your relatives
were academics and lawyers,
[13:23] Ayano
and as the only one in the family who was bad
at studying, you got an inferiority complex.
[13:28] Lemon
You have a really good memory.
[13:31] Lemon
But you know, that wasn't the only reason.
[13:35] Lemon
I wanted to go to the same school as you.
[13:39] Ayano
Lemon...
[13:41] Lemon
I'm just being honest with you.
Will you be honest with me?
[13:48] Ayano
Same here. I wanted to go
to the same school as you.
[13:55] Ayano
Lemon, look. Once we got into middle school,
you started getting a ton of attention, right?
[14:00] Ayano
You were so popular and
always surrounded by friends.
[14:04] Ayano
To me, you seemed to shine so brightly.
[14:07] Ayano
But it felt like you had
drifted away from me.
[14:10] Ayano
That's why I was so glad you
still counted on me for help.
[14:15] Lemon
I didn't realize that's how
you thought about me.
[14:19] Ayano
Back in those days, I really didn't
understand what I was feeling yet.
[14:26] Ayano
But it's different now.
[14:32] Lemon
Why don't I just say it for you?
[14:40] Lemon
Mitsuki, you really liked me, didn't you?
[14:48] Ayano
I really didn't understand
that feeling at all until now.
[14:53] Ayano
But once I started dating Chihaya,
[14:57] Ayano
I started to realize that's how it feels
when you really like someone.
[15:01] Lemon
That makes me so happy. I'm so happy.
[15:06] Ayano
Lemon, I...
[15:07] Lemon
I mean, have you ever heard
of anything this nice?
[15:11] Lemon
Finding out the person you like
actually did like you?
[15:16] Lemon
I don't think anything
could make me happier.
[15:26] Lemon
So what is it about Asagumo-san
that made you fall for her?
[15:30] Ayano
Well, that's... Is it okay to tell you?
[15:34] Lemon
At this point, yeah.
[15:36] Ayano
In the future, I want to get a job
that has something to do with books.
[15:41] Ayano
So I'll go to college in Tokyo,
[15:43] Ayano
and spend four years getting
as much experience as I can.
[15:47] Lemon
Does Asagumo-san have the same plan?
[15:49] Ayano
Yeah.
[15:51] Lemon
You guys are both so amazing.
You're already thinking that far ahead.
[15:56] Ayano
To me, you're the amazing one.
[16:03] Lemon
Hey, isn't that star super bright?
Is it the North Star?
[16:07] Ayano
If it's bright, it might be
the Summer Triangle.
[16:10] Ayano
See where those three
big stars form a triangle?
[16:16] Lemon
Hmm. I can only see one of them.
[16:25] Lemon
Mitsuki.
[16:27] Lemon
You'd better not let go of Asagumo-san.
She's exactly the girl you need.
[16:34] Ayano
Yeah.
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[16:39] Nukumizu
Yeah, I'll go with cats.
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[16:41] Nukumizu
I'll say my cat snuck into the schoolyard.
[16:44] Nukumizu
Okay, settled. That's my excuse.
[16:46] Nukumizu
I'll say its name is Meowko or someth—
[16:50] Ayano
Nukumizu? What are you doing here?
[16:53] Nukumizu
It's pretty late, so I got stuck
escorting Yakishio here.
[16:57] Nukumizu
Is she still in there?
[16:59] Ayano
Yeah. I think she wants a little time alone.
[17:03] Ayano
So I heard from Chihaya that the stuff
about you liking Yanami was all a lie.
[17:08] Nukumizu
Oh, right. I forgot about that plotline.
[17:11] Ayano
You're a really good guy. Most people
wouldn't go this far for their friends.
[17:17] Nukumizu
If you mean Yakishio,
we aren't exactly friends.
[17:20] Ayano
You don't need to overthink it.
[17:22] Ayano
You and me became friends
before we knew it, too, right?
[17:26] Nukumizu
What? You mean we're friends now?
[17:29] Ayano
Seriously?
[17:30] Ayano
Don't make me start crying, man.
[17:35] Lemon
Right when a girl is getting all sentimental.
[17:38] Lemon
What the heck are you guys doing, anyway?
[17:40] Ayano
A little man-to-man talk. Right, Nukumizu?
[17:44] Nukumizu
Um, yeah, something like that.
[17:47] Lemon
Uh-huh.
[17:48] Ayano
Okay, make sure Nukumizu
gets you home safely.
[17:51] Lemon
Speak for yourself. Don't get scared
of the dark and start crying on the way.
[17:58] Nukumizu
Ayano!
[18:01] Ayano
What's the matter?
[18:02] Nukumizu
Um, just for today,
why don't you walk her home instead?
[18:08] Ayano
Huh? But...
[18:09] Nukumizu
Yakishio, I gotta go take care of something.
Ask Ayano to walk back with you.
[18:15] Nukumizu
Okay, Ayano. You got the rest.
[18:23] Ayano
The streets can be dangerous at night.
[18:26] Ayano
Would it be all right if I walked you home?
[18:30] Lemon
Sure.
[18:36] Lemon
Say, Mitsuki...
[18:38] Ayano
What?
[18:40] Lemon
I like you, Mitsuki.
[18:43] Ayano
Lemon. Come on.
[18:45] Lemon
What?
[18:46] Ayano
I mean...
[18:49] Ayano
Thank you. That makes me happy, Lemon.
[18:58] Lemon
Hey, can I ask for just one favor?
[19:02] Ayano
Favor?
[19:03] Lemon
Yeah. But don't tell Asagumo-san.
Just one little thing.
[19:08] Lemon
For the first and last time.
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN The Other Side of a Happy Ending
[19:29] Kaju
Are you heading out already, big brother?
[19:31] Nukumizu
It's a new term.
It'd look bad if I showed up late.
[19:36] Kaju
Okay, big brother. Then stay right there.
[19:39] Kaju
Face forward and hold still a moment.
[19:45] Nukumizu
Huh?
[19:47] Kaju
See you later, big brother.
[19:51] Chihaya
Good morning, Nukumizu-san.
[19:54] Nukumizu
Um, yeah, good morning.
[19:56] Chihaya
I know we've been through a lot,
[19:58] Chihaya
but I was finally able to talk things
through with Mitsuki-san and Lemon-san.
[20:02] Nukumizu
Really? I'm glad to hear that.
[20:05] Nukumizu
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.
[20:08] Chihaya
What is it?
[20:10] Nukumizu
About your GPS. Did you actually
plant one on Yakishio, too?
[20:16] Chihaya
Nukumizu-san, did you know this?
[20:18] Chihaya
The battery embedded in a transmitter
only lasts several days at best.
[20:22] Chihaya
What in the world would you call such
a device that has lost its functionality?
[20:27] Chihaya
Is it still a transmitter?
Or just a piece of junk?
[20:31] Nukumizu
You know, Asagumo-san, you seem like
a totally different person in cram school.
[20:36] Chihaya
I might not look like it,
but I'm actually a bad girl.
[20:42] Lemon
Chiha-chan, Nuk-kun, good morning!
[20:45] Chihaya
Good morning, Lemon-san!
[20:49] Ayano
Good morning, Nukumizu.
[20:50] Nukumizu
Good morning, Ayano.
[20:53] Nukumizu
What's going on with those two?
[20:55] Ayano
I don't get it either, but it seems like
they're starting to really get along.
[20:59] Ayano
Chihaya's already starting to hear all
the old, embarrassing stories about me.
[21:04] Ayano
I don't know what to do about it.
[21:07] Nukumizu
Well, I'm glad it's working out.
[21:09] Nukumizu
Keep me out of it from now on, okay?
[21:13] Anna
I dropped so many hints online, people are
spreading rumors that I have a boyfriend.
[21:18] Anna
They're saying, "Next time
we hang out, bring him along!"
[21:20] Nukumizu
So deny the rumors.
[21:22] Anna
No, no. I've dropped far too many hints.
[21:26] Anna
It's terrible timing to go,
"Oh, heavens no! I don't have a boyfriend!"
[21:29] Anna
and hear, "Goodness, Yanami, you were
dumped again?" Can you imagine it?
[21:33] Nukumizu
But Hakamada wasn't even your boyfriend.
[21:36] Anna
So I came up with an idea.
[21:39] Anna
Why don't I just find a substitute?
[21:42] Nukumizu
You mean a substitute boyfriend?
[21:44] Anna
Yeah.
[21:45] Anna
And so, Nukumizu-kun,
I need to ask you a favor.
[21:52] Anna
Listen, Nukumizu-kun,
this might be a problem for you, but...
[22:01] Anna
Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
[22:03] Anna
Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
[22:06] Anna
Could you go and borrow Ayano-kun for me?
[22:13] Anna
He's got the looks, and he's a great student.
I think he might be perfect for it!
[22:25] Nukumizu
Yanami-san.
[22:27] Nukumizu
Hurry up and get a boyfriend.
E8 - If You Are In Trouble, Feel Free to Consult
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[00:03] staff
Once we bag this up, we're done.
[00:04] students
Okay.
[00:12] worker A
Let's go make that report.
[00:14] worker B
Yessir.
[00:14] worker A
Sure finished early today.
[00:16] worker B
Yessir.
[00:24] Nukumizu
Well, now. Shall we see
what this fellow is made of?
[00:30] Nukumizu
Komari, I see you caught the scent, too.
[00:32] Nukumizu
Sorry, though. The first sip
from this faucet goes to—
SIGN Literature Club
[00:37] Nukumizu
What in the world is the matter?
[00:39] Komari
Y-You'll see. Just hurry up and open the d-door.
[00:43] Nukumizu
Huh?
[00:55] Komari
Nukumizu! Push harder!
[00:58] Nukumizu
I-It won't close!
[01:00] Nukumizu
H-Hey!
[01:02] Nukumizu
Hey!
[01:09] Komari
L-Let me out! I-I-I'm still trapped inside!
SIGN You are
the pen!!
[01:14] Komari
Hey. S-Stop that.
SIGN You are
the pen!!
[02:52] Nukumizu
So I get that
[02:54] Nukumizu
you're dressed like that as a
costume fitting for the festival,
[02:57] Nukumizu
but what brings you here?
[03:04] Shikiya
Literature club. Your exhibit...
[03:07] Shikiya
application is... very lacking.
[03:13] Shikiya
I tried to tell her, but she ran away.
SIGN Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
SIGN Make a concrete
proposal and
keep it easy to understand!
SIGN Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN Literature
SIGN Club
SIGN Applicant
SIGN Class
SIGN Name
SIGN Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN Exhibit Contents
SIGN Write more details
about the exhibit!
SIGN m 338 318 l 359 282 380 229 482 253 450 346
SIGN The deadline is 10/5!
I can wait until after class.
If there's something you want
the student council to do
before the actual Tsuwabuki
Fest, tell us.
If you don't understand
something or have any questions,
come see the student council.
Shikiya Yumeko
[03:18] Shikiya
If you don't do it right, you get rejected.
[03:22] Shikiya
That okay with you?
[03:24] Komari
N-No, it isn't.
[03:27] Komari
W-We'll do it right.
I want to get a lot of visitors.
[03:35] Tamaki
Sorry for leaving you with
all that Tsuwabuki Fest prep.
[03:39] Nukumizu
I'm all right with it.
[03:41] Nukumizu
To tell you the truth,
Komari's more into it than I am.
[03:45] Tamaki
Is she?
[03:46] Tamaki
So I wanted to talk to you
about the next club president.
[03:50] Tamaki
Koto and I have entrance exams,
so we're quitting after Tsuwabuki Fest.
[03:54] Tamaki
And we were thinking of asking Komari-chan
to be the next club president.
[03:58] Nukumizu
Komari?
[03:59] Tamaki
Yeah. And we want you to be
vice president to back Komari-chan up.
[04:05] Nukumizu
I don't mind at all.
[04:09] Nukumizu
But I can tell you're really
worried about Komari-chan.
[04:11] Koto
Yes, we're worried!
[04:13] Koto
I mean, we're graduating and leaving
Komari-chan here all alone! I'm so, so worried!
[04:18] Koto
Maybe I should stay one
more year just to be safe.
[04:20] Tamaki
Koto, that sounds too real coming from you.
[04:24] Koto
Nukumizu-kun, for this year's Tsuwabuki Fest,
we'll stay in the background.
[04:28] Koto
We thought letting Komari-chan do the prep
and stuff would boost her confidence.
[04:33] Koto
So please keep an eye on Komari-chan
for me. Be nice to her, okay?
[04:36] Nukumizu
Sure, to the best of my ability—
[04:39] Koto
She likes pudding more than ice cream.
And she doesn't drink coffee, so watch out.
[04:43] Koto
She also doesn't love the green parts of
green onions, so chop those finely, okay?
[04:49] Nukumizu
I'll remember that if
I ever make her pork soup.
SIGN Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
SIGN Month
SIGN Day
SIGN Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN Club
SIGN Applicant
SIGN Class
SIGN Name
SIGN Exhibit Contents
SIGN Floor Plan
SIGN Supervisor
[04:59] Kaju
By the way, dear brother,
how are things going these days?
[05:02] Nukumizu
These days? Well, let's see...
[05:05] Nukumizu
The cafeteria sink was removed, and the
plumbing for the faucets was changed.
[05:10] Kaju
Oh, the faucets, huh?
[05:12] Nukumizu
Yes. And I was able to confirm
just how the flavor had changed.
[05:16] Kaju
Well, isn't that just lovely?
[05:18] Kaju
Incidentally, you just received
a message from Yanami-san!
[05:23] Kaju
"Lunch tomorrow at the fire escape stairs."
[05:27] Nukumizu
Kaju...
[05:28] Nukumizu
Why are you looking at my
phone without permission?
[05:31] Kaju
But big brother, you always act
so indifferent toward Yanami-san.
[05:35] Kaju
As your little sister,
I need to supervise your progress.
[05:36] Nukumizu
Hey, wait a...
SIGN Looking forward to it.
SIGN PM
SIGN Okay.
SIGN Lunch tomorrow
SIGN at the fire escape stairs
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN Okay.
SIGN Lunch tomorrow
SIGN at the fire escape stairs
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN Okay.
SIGN Lunch tomorrow
SIGN at the fire escape stairs
SIGN PM
SIGN Happy to.
SIGN PM
SIGN Okay.
SIGN Lunch tomorrow
SIGN at the fire escape stairs
SIGN PM
SIGN Happy to.
SIGN PM
SIGN Looking forward to it.
SIGN PM
SIGN Okay.
SIGN Lunch tomorrow
SIGN at the fire escape stairs
SIGN PM
SIGN Happy to.
SIGN PM
SIGN Looking forward to it.
[05:39] Nukumizu
Hey! Stop!
[05:41] Kaju
Now you should be able to make some progress!
[05:45] Kaju
I'll do my best to make you a very nice lunch!
[05:50] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, don't get the wrong idea.
It isn't about me holding a grudge this time.
[05:56] Anna
As a friend—no, as a
representative of all humanity,
[05:59] Anna
I simply felt the need to raise an objection.
[06:02] Anna
Listen, our class has started preparations
for Tsuwabuki Fest, right?
[06:07] Nukumizu
"Halloween on the Corner," right?
[06:09] Anna
Yeah. So I went to the nurse's office
to take costume measurements...
[06:14] Anna
And even though Sosuke was there,
Karen-chan started taking off her clothes!
[06:18] girl
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[06:18] Anna
Of course the girl in charge of wardrobe
noticed and kicked Sosuke out.
[06:22] Anna
But then, Sosuke said this:
[06:26] (Flashback) Sosuke
Bad habit! I'm just so used to it.
[06:32] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, if any of this
looks good, want some?
[06:36] Anna
Really? Anything I want?
[06:38] Nukumizu
Sure. Help yourself.
The Scotch egg is a winner.
[06:43] Anna
Ooh! Looks good! Then I'll take this.
[06:47] Nukumizu
I've never seen anyone pick the
rice ball in a situation like this.
[06:51] Anna
You said I could take anything I want.
[06:54] Nukumizu
Um, changing the subject a little,
do you have any ideas for the lit club's plan?
[07:01] Anna
Hmm. What did Komari-chan say?
[07:04] Nukumizu
She said if we're doing it,
she wants people to come.
[07:07] Nukumizu
She really wants the lit club's plan
to succeed, so she's working super hard.
[07:11] Anna
Hmm. Komari-chan really
is a girly girl after all.
[07:15] Nukumizu
A girly girl?
[07:17] Anna
I mean, the third-years are
all leaving the club, right?
[07:20] Anna
Even if her crush doesn't return her feelings,
she wants to send him off with a bang.
[07:24] Anna
You go, Komari-chan. She's so innocent.
[07:29] Nukumizu
Is that what she's doing?
[07:31] Anna
That's what she's doing, Nukumizu-kun.
[07:33] Anna
I can get behind that. And Komari-chan's
gonna be the next president, right?
[07:38] Nukumizu
What, you already knew?
[07:40] Anna
Tsukinoki-senpai sent me a message saying,
"Keep an eye on Komari-chan for me."
[07:44] Anna
So I spent a lot of time brainstorming
by myself. Wanna hear?
[07:50] Nukumizu
Sure. Please tell me.
[07:52] Anna
People are drawn to food!
[07:55] Nukumizu
Figures.
[07:57] Nukumizu
But that has nothing to do with the lit club.
Plus, there aren't many of us.
[08:00] Anna
In which case we should give the exhibit
a theme that has to do with food!
[08:05] Anna
Let's grab Komari-chan and get researching!
[08:12] Nukumizu
I don't mind doing research, but why here?
[08:15] Anna
You sure are slow.
SIGN For the Love
of Drink
SIGN Yasuko
[08:17] Anna
This area is a fusion of things old and new.
[08:21] Anna
The community also has a long
history of artistic innovation.
[08:25] Nukumizu
What are you getting at?
[08:27] Anna
Well, I'm saying we should let
the environment here inspire us,
[08:32] Anna
so that we start to feel it... and stuff?
You know, like that. Yeah.
[08:37] Nukumizu
Sounds like she hasn't
thought about it very deeply.
[08:39] Anna
Oh! Over there!
[08:40] Komari
N-Nukumizu.
[08:42] Komari
Wh-Why did you guys ask me to come?
[08:45] Nukumizu
Well, you were having trouble deciding
on a theme for Tsuwabuki Fest, right?
[08:50] Nukumizu
We thought this might give you ideas.
[08:52] Komari
B-But aren't I getting in your way?
[08:55] Nukumizu
In my way?
[08:56] Komari
I-I mean, you're going out with Yanami, right?
[09:02] Nukumizu
No, no, not a chance.
[09:04] Nukumizu
Why would you even think that?
[09:06] Komari
Y-You guys are a-always doing stuff together.
SIGN Sea Otter
[09:11] Nukumizu
Listen, Komari. Otters are cute, right?
[09:15] Komari
Otters? L-Like, the sea creature?
[09:17] Nukumizu
Yes. The otter.
Those little guys sure look cute,
SIGN Sea Otter
[09:21] Nukumizu
and they eat more than 20%
of their body weight each day.
[09:26] Nukumizu
Otters are cute. They're big eaters.
[09:28] Nukumizu
But that doesn't make you
fall in love with them.
[09:31] Nukumizu
That's essentially what I'm getting at.
[09:33] Komari
Y-Yeah, okay.
[09:36] Anna
Hey! Come over here!
I found a shop that looks interesting!
SIGN Toyohashi Bldg. Shopping Arcade
[09:41] Anna
I'd like a matcha framboise, please.
[09:44] Anna
You, Komari-chan?
[09:47] Komari
Uh, I'll pass.
[09:54] Anna
Whoa! It's so good!
[09:56] Nukumizu
Here. It looks bad, but I haven't touched it.
[10:01] Komari
Are you really sure?
[10:03] Nukumizu
Well, we're here for research.
Isn't it best if we all eat some?
[10:08] Komari
U-Um, o-okay, thanks.
[10:15] Anna
I can't say for sure,
[10:17] Anna
but I kinda get the feeling you'd treat me
a little differently if I was out of money.
[10:21] Nukumizu
If we assume that's true,
would you like me to explain why?
[10:24] Nukumizu
Ow!
[10:25] Anna
That's what I'm talking about!
[10:27] Nukumizu
What are you talking about?
[10:28] Komari
Th-This is delicious!
[10:28] Anna
That's what I'm talking about!
[10:30] Nukumizu
Whoa! Ah! Ouch!
[10:31] Anna
I'm gonna eat another one!
SIGN Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
SIGN Month
SIGN Day
SIGN Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN Club
SIGN Applicant
SIGN Class
SIGN Name
SIGN Exhibit Contents
SIGN Floor Plan
[10:33] Nukumizu
So I summarized the conversation Komari
and I had after we went out yesterday.
[10:37] Nukumizu
We'd like to hear your thoughts.
[10:40] Anna
I wasn't part of that conversation, was I?
[10:45] Nukumizu
So she did notice.
[10:46] Nukumizu
We didn't want the distraction,
so we left Yanami out.
[10:51] Nukumizu
Actually, we'd like you to perform
a different kind of job, Yanami-san.
[10:54] Nukumizu
Or rather, we have a role in mind
we think only you are capable of.
[10:58] Anna
Something only I can do?
[11:00] Nukumizu
Yes. It's basically
something like a consultant.
[11:05] Nukumizu
I have a feeling you'd be perfect for it.
[11:07] Anna
Consultant? You mean you're going
to consult with me, right?
[11:11] Nukumizu
I don't know why you had to
shorten it like that, but that is correct.
[11:15] Anna
I see! That sounds like
something I could work with.
[11:18] Anna
I bet I'd be perfect for the job.
[11:20] Nukumizu
Okay, then, back to the main point.
[11:23] Nukumizu
We'd like to use your idea and run
with the theme of food and literature.
[11:27] Nukumizu
We could showcase authors' favorite foods
or foods that appear in their books.
[11:32] Anna
Then put those foods in our exhibit!
[11:34] Nukumizu
Yeah. We could list classic recipes and show
photographic representations in the exhibit.
[11:38] Anna
Photographic representations?
[11:41] Anna
Aren't we going to be serving actual food?
[11:44] Nukumizu
Well, we aren't doing a restaurant—
[11:46] Anna
Attention please!
[11:47] Anna
Ahem. Listen.
[11:49] Anna
When I said I wanted to use food as the theme,
[11:52] Anna
this is not what I meant at all!
[11:55] Nukumizu
Then what did you mean?
[11:57] Anna
Well, don't you picture Showa-era authors
eating beef hot pot and eel and stuff?
[12:02] Anna
We're in the literature club, so we've gotta
try to feel that same literary spirit!
[12:07] Nukumizu
This girl was planning on putting out
a beef hot pot at the festival?
[12:11] Nukumizu
You know we aren't allowed
to cook in the classrooms.
[12:13] Nukumizu
And the deadline for club
restaurants has already passed.
[12:17] Anna
Hey, I just come up with the ideas.
[12:19] Anna
You're the one who has to find a way
to make them happen, Nukumizu-kun.
[12:22] Nukumizu
We picked the wrong person to consult.
[12:24] Komari
I-It says here that b-baked sweets
and snacks are okay.
SIGN Cooking Room
[12:33] Anna
My friend in the cooking club said we can
cook in here as long as we clean up.
[12:37] Anna
So what should we do now?
[12:39] Nukumizu
What? She's already passing the buck?
[12:41] Nukumizu
Do you know any recipes, Yanami-san?
[12:44] Anna
Uh, I know how to make fried dough.
[12:48] Nukumizu
What's that?
[12:49] Anna
You fry flour mixed with water.
[12:51] Anna
The key to enjoying it is emptying
your mind of all desire while eating.
[12:54] Nukumizu
I don't want to eat such a depressing snack!
[13:01] Anna
Yum!
[13:03] Nukumizu
Komari, you seem used to this sort of thing.
[13:06] Komari
I-I've got some rugrats at home.
I'm a-always making snacks for them.
[13:12] Nukumizu
Now we just have to match this
with the theme of our exhibit.
[13:17] Nukumizu
What's wrong?
[13:18] Komari
Y-Yakishio is in the air.
[13:25] Lemon
Hup!
[13:26] Lemon
Hiya! Whatcha up to?
[13:28] Anna
Lemon-chan! We just finished
baking some cookies.
[13:32] Lemon
All right!
[13:34] Lemon
Mm, these are really good!
[13:37] Anna
Well, yeah. I do all right sometimes.
[13:39] Nukumizu
Komari's the one who made them.
[13:41] Lemon
Wow! Feminine charm off the charts!
[13:44] Lemon
Sorry I haven't been able to help
with the festival stuff at all.
[13:47] Komari
Y-You have track practice, so it's okay.
[13:52] Anna
We nee-uh hi anuh-huh uhb-aye-buh hoo.
[13:55] Lemon
Oh, we need to find a new club advisor?
[13:59] Nukumizu
She was able to decipher that?
[14:01] Nukumizu
Wait, advisor? You mean the
lit club doesn't have an advisor?
[14:05] Anna
Apparently there were problems
and she quit a long time ago.
[14:09] Anna
But we can't turn in applications
without an advisor.
[14:13] Anna
Tsukinoki-senpai told me we
had to go find someone new.
[14:16] Nukumizu
Why didn't you say that sooner?
[14:19] Anna
I think we should pick a teacher
we know really well.
[14:23] Lemon
All the teachers I know are from track.
[14:27] Lemon
Oh! There's also...
[14:32] Amanatsu
Ow...
[14:33] Amanatsu
Huh? It's you guys? The hell you doin' 'ere?
[14:37] Nukumizu
Well...
[14:37] Amanatsu
Huh?!
[14:38] Amanatsu
Oh, hell. Go take care of that at home.
[14:42] Nukumizu
It's not whatever you're thinking.
[14:43] Nukumizu
We wanted to ask you for advice.
[14:45] Amanatsu
You came here together to ask for my advice?
[14:49] Amanatsu
No! Hurry up and go to the nurse's office!
Konuki-chan can help you!
[14:53] Nukumizu
It isn't that, either.
[14:54] Lemon
Hey, Amana-chan, you gotta
become the lit club's adviser.
[14:58] Amanatsu
Whoa, what's all this about now?
[15:00] Nukumizu
Oh, I apologize. The literature club
we're in doesn't have a faculty advisor.
[15:05] Nukumizu
We need to find a teacher to become
our advisor before Tsuwabuki Fest.
[15:08] Lemon
Pretty please, Amana-chan!
[15:10] Amanatsu
A-ha. Well, if that's the problem,
I sure would like to help,
[15:15] Amanatsu
but I'm already an advisor
for the ping pong club.
[15:18] Lemon
No way...
[15:21] Amanatsu
Right! Just leave it to me!
I'll figure somethin' out!
SIGN Toyo
SIGN Roadside Market
SIGN Toyohashi
SIGN For Adults
SIGN First Love Lemon
[15:30] Nukumizu
First love lemon for adults, huh?
[15:35] Kaju
Here, big brother. Aah!
[15:38] Kaju
What do you think?
Apparently, it uses local quail eggs.
[15:42] Nukumizu
Mm. S'good.
SIGN Toyo
SIGN Roadside Market
SIGN Toyohashi
[15:44] Kaju
Incidentally, dear brother, why'd you suddenly
want to visit the roadside market today?
[15:51] Nukumizu
Well, the lit club needs snacks to
put out for our Tsuwabuki Fest exhibit.
[15:56] Nukumizu
We also want to have a small area
for people to sit and rest,
[16:00] Nukumizu
so I wanted to come and look for ideas.
[16:02] Kaju
Interesting.
[16:04] Kaju
So it'll be a kind of roadside market
at the school festival?
[16:07] Kaju
What snacks are you considering?
[16:09] Nukumizu
There's a famous story about
how Natsume Soseki loved peanuts.
[16:14] Nukumizu
We could write a little explanation
about it and sell them cheap.
[16:17] Kaju
If I recall, Natsume Soseki
had quite the sweet tooth.
[16:21] Kaju
I heard he indulged in sugar-coated peanuts.
[16:24] Nukumizu
Sugar-coated, huh? But I'm not sure
we can make something that fancy.
[16:29] Kaju
If that's troubling you, dear brother,
your Kaju is here for you!
[16:33] Kaju
Please leave the snack-making to me!
SIGN PM
SIGN My little sister says she'll help
SIGN making the snacks
SIGN PM
SIGN I'll make the research display
SIGN PM
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN PM
SIGN My little sister says she'll help
SIGN making the snacks
SIGN PM
SIGN I'll make the research display
SIGN There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN Nu
SIGN My little sister says she'll help
SIGN making the snacks
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN I'll make the research display
SIGN Nu
SIGN My little sister says she'll help
SIGN making the snacks
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN I'll make the research display
SIGN There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN Nu
SIGN PM
SIGN Nu
SIGN My little sister says she'll help
SIGN making the snacks
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN I'll make the research display
SIGN Nu
SIGN There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN making the snacks
SIGN PM
SIGN PM
SIGN I'll make the research display
SIGN Nu
SIGN There'll be a lot. Is that okay?
SIGN PM
SIGN It's okay. I'll do my best
SIGN Literature Club
SIGN You are
the pen!!}
[17:04] Nukumizu
So we've decided on the topic of the
lit club exhibit for Tsuwabuki Fest.
[17:08] Nukumizu
Please look at the sheet provided.
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SIGN Tsuwabuki Festival Literature Club Exhibit Plan
SIGN Theme: "Edible Readings"
SIGN
We will introduce famous authors and books with a focus on food.
At the same time, we will sell or hand out snacks with short notes
explaining how they relate to the content of the exhibit.
To create an enjoyable space for guests to learn more about literature
and get visitors interested in the literature club.
To introduce guests to literary icons and famous works through the
new lens of food and literature.
A stamp rally connecting all 4 displays!
We will hang big display boards on the walls with our research reports
and put stamp stations next to them.
We will sell or hand out snacks related to our research.
°Hand out to children and sell to normal guests.
Below are the research topics and snacks:
° Natsume Soseki's sugar-coated peanuts
° Dazai Osamu's cherry pound cake
° The cookies from Swimmy
° Mini Castella
[17:11] Nukumizu
The official theme will be "Edible Readings."
[17:13] Nukumizu
We'll use food as a common theme to
introduce famous authors and literary works.
[17:17] Nukumizu
We'll also prepare snacks based on
the exhibit with brief annotations
[17:21] Nukumizu
for sale and distribution.
[17:23] Anna
So we're gonna sell some and give some away?
[17:25] Komari
W-We'll give them away to little kids.
[17:29] Anna
Why don't we give them away to everyone?
[17:32] Nukumizu
If we do that, we'll run out in no time.
[17:34] Lemon
And you'll give stamp cards to kids
in elementary school and younger?
[17:38] Komari
Th-That's how we'll get them
to l-look at the displays.
[17:41] Nukumizu
There will be four different displays.
We'll put a stamp station next to each one.
[17:46] Nukumizu
I'll save the detailed explanations for now,
but Komari will handle the research displays,
[17:50] Nukumizu
and I'll take care of the
snacks and room setup.
[17:53] Lemon
Sounds great! It's all coming together!
[17:57] Anna
Now we just need an advisor.
[18:00] Konuki
Please excuse the intrusion, everyone.
[18:02] Konuki
Amana-chan asked me to stop by.
I'm the lit club's faculty advisor, Konuki Sayo.
[18:07] Konuki
Let's have a lovely time together, okay?
SIGN 2nd October
SIGN Please fill out the information below
to apply to borrow a classroom.
SIGN Literature
SIGN Club
SIGN Applicant
SIGN Class
SIGN 1-C
SIGN Name
SIGN Nukumizu Kazuhiko
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SIGN Exhibit Contents
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SIGN Our exhibit will be on the theme of "Edible Readings," and will present
our research on foods loved by literary icons and works of literature
that feature food. Additionally, we will sell and pass out snacks related
to our research for the visitors' enjoyment. We will also display and sell
the literature club newsletter. This will become an inspiration for literature
club members to write and an opportunity for them to share their work
with a larger audience of readers. The exhibit will also be used as a rest area.
SIGN Floor Plan
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SIGN Newsletter Sales
SIGN We'll sell
newsletters here
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SIGN <
SIGN Snacks
SIGN Display
Lit Club
Newsletters
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SIGN <
SIGN This is a rest area
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SIGN <
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SIGN >
SIGN Research
Displays
SIGN We'll display
our research
on food and
literature
SIGN We'll display
lit club
newsletters here
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SIGN Tsuwabuki Festival Application for Classroom Use
[18:18] Nukumizu
That takes care of the preparations for now.
[18:22] Nukumizu
Next up...
SIGN Floor Plan
SIGN Display
Lit Club
Newsletters
SIGN We'll display
lit club
newsletters
here
SIGN Club Rep
SIGN Supervisor
SIGN A Winter Gem
SIGN A Winter Gem
SIGN A Winter Gem
[18:44] Nukumizu
Now, which faucet would Komari
want to drink from at this time of day?
[18:53] Nukumizu
Bingo.
[19:10] Komari
Wh-What?
[19:12] Nukumizu
Our application for classroom use
needs the club representative's signature.
[19:26] Komari
Gimme a pen.
[19:27] Nukumizu
Oh, right.
[19:31] Nukumizu
Are you okay? You don't look so good.
[19:34] Komari
I-I'm f-fine.
[19:39] Nukumizu
There's no need to overdo it.
Our senpai are still around.
[19:43] Nukumizu
Just do as much as you can—
[19:44] Komari
B-But!
[19:48] Komari
I-I have to do it.
[19:58] Nukumizu
Okay. See you after class.
[20:02] Boy 1
Let's go, let's go!
[20:22] Nukumizu
According to my calculations, it takes 85
seconds to get from here to the classroom.
[20:27] Nukumizu
If we leave one minute from now,
we can still beat the bell.
[20:30] Komari
Y-Your calculations?
[20:32] Nukumizu
It means we can wait here together
a little longer until the crowd dies down.
[20:41] Komari
I-I'm in a different class,
so it's a little farther away.
[20:47] Nukumizu
Then just walk there a bit quicker.
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN If You Are In Trouble, Feel Free to Consult
SIGN Student Council Office
[22:27] Nukumizu
Excuse me.
[22:28] Tiara
Yes? How may I help you?
[22:31] Nukumizu
I've brought the application form that
Shikiya-senpai asked us to correct.
[22:36] Tiara
Oh! Might you be one of those people
from the literature club?
SIGN Tsuwabuki High School
SIGN Basori Tiara
[22:41] Tiara
Why are you looking at my chest?!
[22:43] Tiara
You'd better not try anything
just because we're alone in here!
[22:46] Nukumizu
No, no, I was just looking at your name tag!
I wasn't sure how to read your name.
[22:51] Tiara
It's Basori.
[22:53] Nukumizu
And your given name?
[22:55] Tiara
I-It's Tiara!
[22:58] Tiara
Is that a problem? Has my name
inconvenienced you in some way?
[23:02] Hibari
Oh, my.
[23:11] Hibari
It seems quite lively today.
[23:15] Tiara
Chairwoman! It's so nice to see you!
[23:18] Hibari
Yeah. You, too.
[23:22] Hibari
Welcome to the student council.
[23:24] Hibari
So what brings you here today?
[23:27] Nukumizu
U-Um, paperwork for the school festival.
[23:30] Hibari
Shikiya gave you corrections, right?
[23:32] Nukumizu
Uh, well, yes.
[23:34] Hibari
Not to worry. Your application is accepted.
[23:37] Nukumizu
Thank you very much.
[23:40] Hibari
The third-years are leaving soon.
[23:43] Hibari
In Shikiya's presence, I had to
turn a blind eye to many things.
[23:46] Hibari
But that will no longer be the case.
[23:51] Hibari
As a student of Tsuwabuki, you must
prepare yourself to live up to its reputation.
E9 - Teacher Thought It Was a Stain in the Ceiling or Something... Please Continue
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[00:07] Nukumizu
A lot of students are dressing up
for this year's Tsuwabuki Fest.
[00:11] Nukumizu
It's not unlike Halloween.
[00:15] Karen
Hey, get out of my way!
[00:18] Nukumizu
Oh, I've seen that exact line...
[00:20] Nukumizu
in light novels before.
[00:33] Nukumizu
I've seen this in light novels, too.
[02:08] Karen
I'm really sorry! Are you sure you're okay?
[02:11] Karen
Does anything hurt? Any bumps anywhere?
[02:14] Nukumizu
Uh, well...
[02:20] Nukumizu
Thanks for your concern.
[02:22] Karen
I should be the one thanking you.
[02:24] Karen
You're even carrying half my stuff for me.
[02:27] Karen
Hey, hey!
[02:31] Karen
Let's walk to the classroom together.
[02:34] Karen
I've been wanting to talk to you, anyway.
[02:37] Karen
Sosuke and Anna are always talking about you,
so it almost feels like I know you.
[02:42] Nukumizu
Um, I do talk to Hakamada sometimes,
but it's not like we're really friends.
[02:45] Karen
Oh, really?
[02:47] Karen
Then why don't you become
friends with both of us?
[02:51] Karen
Okay?
[02:53] Nukumizu
Oh, no! She's so dazzling,
she's gonna kill me!
[02:57] Nukumizu
It's almost like Himemiya-san
has light affinity.
[03:00] Nukumizu
She definitely has a certain
something that Yanami doesn't.
[03:02] Nukumizu
It's like TV, where you think, "Wow, 4K
looks awesome!" And then 8K comes out...
[03:09] Nukumizu
Oh, it's 4K.
[03:10] Anna
For-kay?
[03:11] Nukumizu
No, never mind.
SIGN Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN Days
[03:16] Komari
Y-You're late. Where were you?
[03:18] Nukumizu
I had a meeting about my class event.
[03:21] Nukumizu
Didn't you have one?
[03:23] Komari
N-No.
[03:26] Komari
Nobody in class told me anything.
[03:30] Nukumizu
O-Oh. I guess not, then.
[03:35] Nukumizu
Try these out.
[03:37] Nukumizu
First, the sugar-coated peanuts
Natsume Soseki liked so much.
[03:40] Nukumizu
I gave it a modern update with
cocoa powder, so give it a taste.
[03:45] Komari
Oh, yum! D-Did you make this, Nukumizu?
[03:49] Nukumizu
No, my little sister did.
Same with the others.
[03:53] Komari
Th-Then what did you do?
[03:55] Nukumizu
I washed dishes and gave her
shoulder massages and stuff.
[03:58] Nukumizu
Oh, I also did the packaging.
[04:01] Nukumizu
Next up is Dazai's. We made a cherry
pound cake for his story "Cherries."
[04:05] Nukumizu
I think this one tastes the best.
[04:08] Komari
It's m-marbled? It's so pretty.
[04:12] Nukumizu
We used canned dark cherries and syrup
to add color. Well, my sister did.
[04:17] Nukumizu
The next two are from the picture books
Swimmy and Guri and Gura.
[04:24] Komari
J-Just like in the b-books!
[04:26] Komari
Y-Your little sister is amazing.
[04:29] Nukumizu
But see these bags? I picked them.
I could use some praise, too, you know.
[04:34] Komari
N-Nukumizu, w-way to go.
[04:38] Nukumizu
Yes! I am the first-born son!
See what I can do when I put my mind to it?
SIGN Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN Days
[04:41] Nukumizu
So I guess we're good for the snacks.
[04:44] Komari
W-We also need recipes
and instructions with pictures.
[04:47] Nukumizu
Okay, got it. I'll put those together.
[04:52] Nukumizu
What are all those books?
[04:53] Komari
I-I got them from the public library.
I have to return them today.
[04:58] Nukumizu
How did you get so many of them here?
[05:00] Komari
B-Bit by bit.
[05:02] Komari
Th-The copy machine
here at school is cheaper.
[05:12] Nukumizu
You just returned a bunch
and now you're borrowing more?
[05:15] Komari
I s-still need some to write the exhibit
displays. A-And some are for the rugrats.
SIGN The Very
Hungry
Caterpillar
[05:21] Komari
If I don't read them stories before bed,
th-they don't fall asleep.
[05:28] Nukumizu
How are the articles for the displays going?
[05:31] Komari
I-It'll take a little longer.
[05:33] Nukumizu
There are four of them, right?
Let me write one of them.
[05:37] Komari
Y-You haven't finished your newsletter
manuscript, bud. W-Write that!
[05:42] Nukumizu
Okay, I'll write that.
[05:49] Nukumizu
What's wrong?
[05:50] Komari
G-Get your head down.
[05:58] Nukumizu
Um, maybe they were using
one of the third-floor study rooms.
[06:03] Nukumizu
You know, to study for exams.
SIGN Machinaka Plaza
SIGN Hitohito
[06:13] Komari
N-Nukumizu, y-you're worried about me, right?
[06:17] Nukumizu
A little. I didn't expect them
to show up, so yeah.
[06:20] Komari
I-I don't care. I-I know they're dating.
[06:24] Komari
Holding hands and stuff is normal.
[06:27] Komari
E-Even at school, they're a-always together.
[06:32] Nukumizu
But it's kind of different
when we're not at school.
[06:36] Nukumizu
Outside, it's like they're
in an unfamiliar world.
[06:40] Nukumizu
Like they've found their own
special place to be together.
[06:45] Couple Girl
Hey, there's one more place
I wanna check out. That okay?
[06:48] Couple Boy
Sure.
[06:51] Komari
D-Don't get me wrong. I-I didn't hide
because they were together.
[06:58] Komari
I-It's because in f-first term,
I would've been with them.
[07:03] Komari
I-I'm sad that I can't join them anymore.
[07:09] Komari
Wh-When I joined the club in April,
th-they were both really nice to me.
[07:14] Komari
In c-class, I didn't have any friends.
They spent a bunch of time with me.
[07:20] Komari
Th-That was the first time
I'd ever thought school was fun.
SIGN Hitohito
[07:25] Komari
B-But now, it's back to normal.
[07:31] Nukumizu
I'm sure Tsukinoki-senpai would take a
break from studying to see you anytime.
[07:36] Komari
Y-Yeah.
[07:38] Nukumizu
And I don't think the prez
is trying to avoid you at all.
[07:41] Komari
I know. B-But if I hadn't asked him out, maybe
we th-three could've spent more time together.
[07:53] Komari
O-Once Tsuwabuki Fest is over,
they'll both go away,
[07:57] Komari
s-so I have to be able to get by on my own.
[08:02] Nukumizu
If you need anything from me,
just say the word.
[08:06] Komari
I-I can do it by myself.
[08:10] Komari
I have to.
SIGN Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN Days
[08:30] Nukumizu
That's it for the pumpkin.
Now I just need the bats.
[08:33] someone
You look so cute!
[08:34] Girl Student
You're perfect in that,
Karen-chan! It's super cute!
[08:40] Nukumizu
Himemiya-san's something else.
[08:43] Nukumizu
A demon is one thing,
but she looks like a succubus.
[08:46] Lemon
Nuk-kun.
[08:47] Lemon
Well? Are you scared?
[08:49] Nukumizu
That's a lot of skin.
[08:52] Nukumizu
Yakishio, you shouldn't show your belly
like that with people around.
[08:55] Lemon
But this is how a mummy would look.
[08:58] Nukumizu
Wait. Hold on a second.
[09:01] Nukumizu
Are you naked under those bandages?
[09:03] Lemon
Well, yeah. Is that a problem?
[09:05] Lemon
I mean, everything's covered—
SIGN Amanatsu Crew
SIGN Amanatsu Crew
SIGN Amanatsu Crew
SIGN Amanatsu Crew
[09:07] Girl A
And out.
[09:08] Girl B
Lemon, you're coming with us.
[09:10] Girl C
Hey, what do you boys think you're looking at?
[09:11] Lemon
Huh? What's wrong with you all? Hey!
[09:15] Anna
Nukumizu-kun.
[09:17] Anna
Look!
[09:18] Anna
Whaddaya think? Boo!
[09:20] Nukumizu
Um, you're cosplaying as a corpse?
[09:22] Anna
I'm a ghost! Have you ever seen
a corpse looking this healthy?
[09:26] Nukumizu
I've never seen a ghost that healthy, either.
[09:28] Nishikawa
Hey, Yanami.
[09:31] Nishikawa
Practice is starting.
[09:32] Anna
Okay, on my way.
SIGN Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN Days
[09:46] Tamaki
So you wrote a continuation
of the story you wrote at camp?
[09:49] Nukumizu
Yeah, more or less.
[09:50] Tamaki
And Koto wrote something new.
[09:52] Nukumizu
Yeah, but this one doesn't
have any dirty scenes.
[09:55] Nukumizu
I think she finally caught on about that.
[09:57] Tamaki
I wish she'd catch on to some other things, too.
[10:00] Tamaki
Oh, it sounds like Komari-chan's
having trouble with the display articles.
[10:04] Nukumizu
Yeah. I keep telling her I'm willing to help...
[10:08] Koto
Emergency!
[10:10] Koto
It's Komari-chan!
SIGN The Complete Works
of Dazai Osamu
[10:18] Konuki
She'll be fine. She's just needs sleep.
Nothing to worry about.
[10:23] Koto
Komari-chan...
[10:25] Konuki
I know you go through a lot at your age,
trying to push yourselves to your limits.
[10:33] Konuki
I had experiences like that, too.
[10:36] Konuki
Wanna hear the story?
[10:36] Nukumizu
Uh, no thanks.
[10:38] Tamaki
Yeah, I think I'm good.
[10:48] Nukumizu
Why did you do this to yourself?
[10:51] Komari
Nukumizu.
[10:53] Komari
Y-Ya dumbbell. That one's the cauliflower.
[10:56] Nukumizu
What the heck is she dreaming about?
[11:15] Komari
Wha—
[11:17] Komari
Wh-Why are you here?!
[11:19] Nukumizu
Konuki-sensei brought you home.
I came along to show her the way.
[11:23] Komari
K-Konuki-sensei, huh?
[11:28] Komari
P-Pajamas?!
[11:30] Nukumizu
Yeah, Konuki-sensei changed
you out of your clothes.
[11:33] Komari
D-Did you look?
[11:34] Nukumizu
I did not look.
[11:35] Konuki
Aw, you didn't even look? What a shame.
[11:38] Nukumizu
Sensei, there are small children present.
[11:41] Shin
Are you my sister's boyfriend?
[11:46] Nukumizu
No, I'm not.
[11:48] Shin
Then are you her friend?
[11:50] Nukumizu
Um, we're just in the same club together...
[11:56] Nukumizu
Yes, we're friends.
[12:00] Shin
Hina, see? He's big sis's friend.
Don't be scared.
[12:14] Hina
Just like big sis.
[12:17] Nukumizu
Huh? Yeah, it looks cute.
[12:20] Nukumizu
Huh? What is this adorable creature?
[12:23] Konuki
All right, I'll watch over your brother
and sister, so please enjoy yourselves.
[12:34] Nukumizu
Hey, Komari. Why don't you send me
what you've written for the displays so far?
[12:40] Komari
Wh-Why?
[12:42] Nukumizu
You can't keep pushing yourself like this.
[12:44] Komari
B-But...
[12:46] Nukumizu
You should rest and let me do the—
[12:47] Komari
I-I'll finish them!
[12:51] Komari
I'll finish them. J-Just let me do the writing.
[12:58] Nukumizu
When will you be done?
[13:00] Komari
B-By tomorrow morning.
[13:03] Nukumizu
Okay. When you're done,
send the data to everyone in the club.
[13:08] Komari
Th-Thanks.
[13:10] Nukumizu
But in exchange, I want you
to promise me something.
[13:13] Komari
Promise you?
[13:14] Nukumizu
Let us handle everything else for the exhibit.
[13:17] Nukumizu
You stay home tomorrow and get some rest.
[13:20] Nukumizu
If you do, I'll let you finish writing.
[13:22] Komari
B-But we have to set up tomorrow.
[13:25] Nukumizu
Well, maybe you should let me show
what I can do just this once.
[13:30] Tamaki
How was Komari-chan?
[13:32] Nukumizu
She seemed better after she got some sleep.
[13:35] Tamaki
Oh, good.
[13:37] Koto
We want her to still have fun
at school even after we're gone.
[13:42] Koto
We wanted the literature club to
become a place where she'd belong.
[13:46] Koto
And we've been trying to watch over her...
[13:49] Nukumizu
You told me before that you want
to help Komari get stronger.
[13:53] Nukumizu
But you know what?
SIGN Tsuwabuki Fest Is In
SIGN Days
[13:57] Nukumizu
I think she's a little stronger than you think.
SIGN Turn off
SIGN Snooze
SIGN Alarm
SIGN Snooze
SIGN Tsuwabuki High School Literature Club
SIGN Unread Messages
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN Thank you
very much
[14:40] Nukumizu
That early morning tap
water sure hits the spot.
[14:43] Nukumizu
Well, then.
[14:54] Lemon
Nuk-kun.
[14:56] Nukumizu
Yakishio?
[14:57] Lemon
I thought I told you to leave
the heavy lifting to me.
[15:01] Nukumizu
But why are you here?
We were supposed to set up after homeroom.
[15:05] Lemon
Yana-chan told me you were
gonna try to do it all yourself.
[15:10] Anna
Tuna and mayo is the
pinnacle of human wisdom.
[15:12] Anna
Whoever invented this
deserves the Yanami Prize.
[15:16] Nukumizu
And Yanami-san? Why?
[15:18] Anna
Who do you think we are? We're members, too.
And we're worried about Komari-chan.
[15:23] Lemon
Yeah, yeah. We can't let
you push yourself too hard.
[15:25] Nukumizu
But I'm not pushing myself. I was just
going to get as much done as I could.
[15:30] Lemon
Well, asking your friends for help
is one of the things you could do.
[15:35] Koto
Have you all completely forgotten about us?
[15:39] Nukumizu
Senpai?
[15:40] Ayano
I bet there's something
we can help out with, too.
[15:43] Ayano
Especially after all you did during vacation.
[15:46] Chiaki
Lemon-san forwarded me
the reports for the displays.
[15:49] Chiaki
I looked through them on the way to school
and drafted some ideas for the layout.
[15:54] Nukumizu
You "looked" through them?
Wait, that's like 50,000 characters!
[15:57] Chihaya
Yes, it was very impressive!
I could sense the author's passion throughout.
[16:01] Chihaya
It's all wonderfully written.
[16:05] Tamaki
All right. Ayano-kun, Asagumo-san,
and I will work on the displays.
[16:09] Tamaki
Nukumizu and Koto can do
the layout and room prep.
[16:12] Tamaki
Yanami-san and Yakishio-san,
[16:14] Tamaki
whenever you get a break from class prep,
come give Nukumizu a hand.
[16:22] Anna
C'mon, Nukumizu-kun, get in here.
[16:24] Nukumizu
O-Oh, right.
[16:29] Tamaki
All right, Tsuwabuki Fest starts tomorrow!
Let's all work hard and do this!
[16:34] All
Yeah!
[16:35] Nukumizu
Y-Yeah!
[16:37] Tamaki
Okay!
[16:37] Koto
Okay, here we go!
[16:38] Tamaki
Thanks, everyone!
[16:41] Anna
Well? Are you impressed with your
charismatic consultant, Yanami-chan, yet?
SIGN Edible
Readings
SIGN Sugar-Coated Peanuts
[18:20] Koto
Yup. Perfect.
[18:22] Tamaki
The main event hasn't started yet.
SIGN Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN Nu
SIGN Nu
SIGN We've finished setting up
SIGN Everything's
perfect
[18:31] Nukumizu
"We've finished setting up.
Everything's perfect."
[18:45] Anna
Hey there.
[18:46] Anna
Wow, things are looking good here.
[18:49] Nukumizu
That's the research report on Dazai.
[18:52] Nukumizu
It draws from the short story "Cherries"
[18:54] Nukumizu
and takes a look at Dazai's friendships and
his views on family. It's pretty interesting.
[18:59] Anna
"Cherries" as in the fruit?
[19:03] Anna
I've never read it, but judging from
the title, I bet it's a really cute story.
[19:06] Nukumizu
Well, pretty much. Basically,
the protagonist runs out on his family
[19:10] Nukumizu
and heads to a bar to see some woman.
[19:12] Anna
That isn't exactly what I imagined.
[19:19] Anna
I sure love the smell of tatami mats.
[19:22] Anna
Come on, sit down.
I'll give you one. Let's eat together.
[19:27] Nukumizu
You're giving me something?
Um, does that mean...
[19:30] Nukumizu
You're giving me something to eat?!
[19:32] Anna
Uh, yeah? Why'd you say that twice?
[19:41] Anna
This really is cool, though.
[19:44] Nukumizu
Yeah. I didn't expect the
exhibit to turn out so fancy.
[19:49] Anna
This whole thing is like
Komari-chan's love letter, you know.
[19:53] Nukumizu
I guess that's one way to see it.
[19:55] Anna
You don't see it that way, Nukumizu-kun?
[19:58] Nukumizu
I think this exhibit shows
Komari's memories, her gratitude,
[20:03] Nukumizu
and her dedication as club president.
[20:05] Nukumizu
It's all of that stuff packed in together.
[20:08] Anna
Okay.
[20:10] Nukumizu
I don't want to see it
as something depressing.
[20:16] Anna
I think I kind of understand
Komari-chan's feelings, though.
[20:21] Anna
Komari-chan really treasures
the literature club and her senpai.
[20:26] Anna
But she was ready to let go of those treasures.
[20:31] Anna
She was prepared for that when she
confessed her feelings that night at camp.
[20:36] Anna
Once she settled down, she said she
had completely given up on him,
[20:40] Anna
but when you like someone that much,
those feelings don't just disappear.
[20:45] Anna
Sometimes, you can't tell someone you
like them, and you don't know what to do,
[20:51] Anna
but you still want to find a way
to let those feelings out.
[20:54] Anna
That's why Komari-chan writes,
and why Lemon-chan runs.
[21:01] Anna
And Komari-chan... What else
could she do? It's because she's a girl.
[21:06] Nukumizu
Because she's a girl?
[21:07] Anna
Yeah. She needs to spit those feelings out
and force herself to move on, even if it's hard,
[21:13] Anna
so that she can be ready to fall in love again.
[21:16] Nukumizu
Has Komari found another boy she likes?
[21:18] Anna
Who knows? But she sure is cute.
[21:22] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, if you keep dragging
your feet, you might get left behind.
[21:26] Nukumizu
And what about you, Yanami-san?
[21:28] Nukumizu
You know. The guy in the Shinsengumi costume.
[21:31] Nukumizu
I think that guy has a thing for you.
[21:35] Anna
Are you a tiny bit jealous? Seriously?
[21:37] Nukumizu
What? No!
[21:38] Anna
Oh, gosh. You'd be so heartbroken
if I got a boyfriend!
[21:42] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, you're kind of a sweetie.
[21:46] Nukumizu
Hey, that one's mine.
[21:55] Anna
What? Um...
[21:58] Anna
What are you—
[21:59] Nukumizu
Shh.
[22:02] Nukumizu
Yanami-san.
[22:03] Anna
Huh? J-Just a second.
[22:06] Anna
Nukumizu-kun? It's still too early
for a school festival romance!
[22:10] Nukumizu
No, it's not that.
[22:11] Anna
Huh?
[22:13] Nukumizu
Konuki-sensei's recording a video of us.
Could you please not say anything weird?
[22:17] Anna
What?
[22:25] Anna
Oops.
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SIGN Consider Your Teacher a Stain on the Ceiling
or Something, and Please Continue
E10 - I Suppose It's a Bit too Early for Goodbye
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SIGN Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN Nu
SIGN Nu
SIGN Nukumizu Kazuhiko
[00:31] Komari
Huh?
[00:34] Hayato
Wait a minute, Yuki!
I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
[00:37] Komari
S-Senpai, why are you here?
[00:39] Yuki
Then how do you want me to do it, Hayato?
[00:41] Koto
There's no way I'm making my sleepy
Komari-chan go to school by herself.
[00:42] Yuki
Just shove it in there? Like this?
[00:46] Hayato
Ow!
[00:48] Yuki
Oh, it might be too tight.
I guess it's bigger than it looks.
[00:50] Koto
Not bad, huh? This is one that
I save for very special occasions.
[00:52] Yuki
You have such a big ring finger, Hayato.
[00:54] Hayato
I-I told you I'm a size 14!
[00:56] Komari
S-Senpai...
[00:58] Yuki
Now, just hold still for me, okay?
[01:00] Hayato
Don't put it in!
[01:00] Komari
T-Turn the volume down!
SIGN Love
SIGN Tsuwabuki
SIGN Fest
SIGN Student Council Office
[02:42] Nukumizu
Excuse me.
[02:44] Tiara
Wh-What do you want?
[02:46] Shikiya
Tiara-chan.
[02:48] Shikiya
Say the word.
[02:50] Shikiya
"Meow." Say it.
[02:52] Tiara
S-Senpai, even as an order,
that's a little too...
[02:54] Nukumizu
This is the student council office, right?
[02:56] Shikiya
You're refusing the chairwoman's request?
[02:58] Tiara
Never!
[02:59] Tiara
All right, I'll do it!
[03:02] Shikiya
"Meow."
[03:04] Tiara
Here I go.
[03:05] Tiara
Meow!
[03:11] Tiara
S-So... what can I help you with... meow?
[03:16] Nukumizu
Oh, uh, here's a picture
of our completed exhibit.
[03:19] Tiara
All right. We have officially received it.
[03:21] Shikiya
Tiara-chan.
[03:23] Tiara
We've officially received it, meow!
[03:26] Nukumizu
What am I being exposed to here?
SIGN Edible
SIGN Readings
[03:34] Komari
Y-You're late, Nukumizu.
[03:38] Nukumizu
You sure got here early today.
[03:41] Komari
T-Tsukinoki-senpai picked me up.
[03:46] Komari
N-Nukumizu.
[03:49] Komari
Um, well...
[03:51] Komari
Th-Thank you.
[03:54] Komari
Y-You turned everything I wrote
into a r-really nice display.
[03:59] Nukumizu
This was all Asagumo-san's...
[04:01] Nukumizu
Uh, I mean, you should thank
Yakishio's friend for it.
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Rieko
[04:04] Nukumizu
She's the one who did the layout.
[04:06] Komari
R-Really?
[04:09] Komari
But you printed it out so nicely...
[04:13] Nukumizu
My friend and President Tamaki
helped with that. Impressive, huh?
[04:17] Komari
Th-Then what about the room decorations?
[04:20] Nukumizu
Those were Tsukinoki-senpai's idea.
[04:22] Nukumizu
All those guys were roped in
to help by Yanami-san and Ya—
[04:26] Komari
L-Let me compliment you on something.
[04:29] Nukumizu
What's this? You want to compliment my work?
[04:32] Nukumizu
Very well. Don't hold back.
Shower me with compliments.
[04:35] Komari
D-Drop dead.
[04:40] Nukumizu
Yanami-san said she has some free time
this afternoon and can take over for a while.
[04:44] Komari
O-Our senpai said they'll come
after their assembly, too.
[04:50] Nukumizu
Yeah, that's right.
[04:52] Hokobaru
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
[04:54] Hokobaru
This is the Tsuwabuki
High School student council.
[04:57] Hokobaru
We are expecting a number of guests
from outside today, so please remember
[05:02] Hokobaru
that each and every one of you represents
Tsuwabuki, and don't do anything
[05:06] Hokobaru
that may tarnish our reputation.
[05:09] Hokobaru
So without further ado,
the 98th Tsuwabuki Fest is open.
[05:21] Boy
Yay!
[05:24] Komari
Th-That little kid said he read
the picture book reports.
[05:29] Nukumizu
And he even bought a pancake, huh?
[05:32] Girl
Um...
[05:34] Nukumizu
Hi. If you collect all the
stamps, you get a treat.
[05:38] Girl
Okay!
[05:41] Nukumizu
I guess I find it easier to talk to
people who aren't my own age.
[05:45] Hokobaru
A collaboration between literary works
and food? That's an interesting concept.
[05:51] Hokobaru
I'm taking a look.
[05:52] Nukumizu
Uh, sure.
[05:54] Nukumizu
Is this an inspection?
[05:56] Hokobaru
You do get right to the point.
[05:58] Hokobaru
You may view it that way if you like.
[06:01] Hokobaru
This is a well-made exhibit.
[06:03] Hokobaru
However...
[06:06] Hokobaru
The lit club has been in trouble
countless times in the past.
[06:10] Hokobaru
The next time something happens...
[06:12] Nukumizu
Will we be dissolved?
[06:16] Hokobaru
Dissolution...
[06:20] Hokobaru
may be a little too severe.
[06:23] Nukumizu
Huh?
[06:24] Hokobaru
How about something like
a temporary dissolution?
[06:27] Nukumizu
Um, what's a temporary dissolution?
[06:30] Hokobaru
I'm not exactly sure, but I guess if you get
temporarily dissolved three times, you're out.
[06:36] Hokobaru
But I'm not exactly sure.
[06:38] Nukumizu
She seems pretty eccentric, too.
[06:40] Tiara
Chairwoman, we're on a very
tight inspection schedule, meow!
[06:44] Tiara
M-M-Meow?!
[06:45] Tiara
Wh-What in the world are you
doing in a place like this, meow?
[06:49] Nukumizu
Um, this is the literature club's exhibit.
[06:51] Tiara
Huh? It is, meow?
[06:53] Tiara
In that case, please excuse me, meow.
[06:57] Hokobaru
I'll be on my way now.
[06:58] Tiara
Oh, and also, Chairwoman, when will
you be changing into costume, meow?
[07:03] Hokobaru
I don't intend to.
[07:05] Tiara
Meow?!
[07:06] Tiara
B-But Shikiya-senpai said you were
going to dress up as a prince, meow!
[07:08] Shikiya
Splendid... exhibit.
[07:12] Nukumizu
Senpai, have you been lying
to the vice chairwoman?
[07:16] Shikiya
Tiara-chan is... cute and gullible.
[07:28] Sosuke
And now, you are also a vampire!
[07:32] Karen
We are finally of the same kind, darling!
[07:36] Sosuke
Let's get married!
[07:36] Karen
Let's get married!
[07:43] Nukumizu
What's up?
[07:48] Nukumizu
Has Amanatsu-sensei been bullying you?
[07:50] Komari
Sh-She said something to me.
[07:53] Nukumizu
Well, that is a calamity.
[07:54] Amanatsu
Oh, Nukumizu!
[07:56] Amanatsu
These peanut things are really tasty!
[07:59] Amanatsu
Did you make them yourself?
[08:01] Nukumizu
No, my little sister did.
[08:03] Amanatsu
Uh-huh...
[08:08] Amanatsu
Nukumizu, does your little sister
have a big brother?
[08:12] Nukumizu
Uh, that would be me.
[08:13] Amanatsu
No, not you.
[08:15] Amanatsu
Someone around 30 with
a steady job would be ideal.
[08:19] Nukumizu
Uh, the next time I see my relatives,
I'll ask if they can think of anyone.
[08:23] Konuki
Oh, how sweet. When Konami finds
her ideal man, I'd sure like to ride...
[08:27] Konuki
I mean, I'd sure like to meet him.
[08:29] Amanatsu
I'll never let you near him, Konuki-chan!
[08:32] Amanatsu
And you'll have to watch
the wedding remotely!
[08:33] Nukumizu
This is such a bad influence on the kids.
I wish they'd hurry up and leave.
[08:34] Konuki
How about from behind frosted glass?
[08:36] Amanatsu
Sure, that works.
[08:37] Konuki
Hurray!
[08:39] Guest
That last one was well-done.
[08:45] Komari
S-Something's coming.
[08:47] Anna
How's it go-oooh-ing?
[08:50] Nukumizu
Nice to see you, Yanami-san.
[08:52] Anna
Oh, you do have guests!
[08:55] Nukumizu
Your costume's a little dirty. Is it okay?
[08:58] Anna
Yeah, it's chocolate.
[09:00] Anna
The kids who come over to see me
all have chocolate on their hands,
[09:03] Anna
or bits of candy stuck around their mouths.
[09:07] Nukumizu
I don't know why,
but that kind of makes sense.
[09:10] Anna
I'll watch the shop for a while,
so you guys go take a break.
[09:14] Nukumizu
Okay, thanks. Back in a bit.
[09:17] Anna
One more thing. Don't you dare
set foot in the clubroom, okay?
[09:22] Nukumizu
B-But I have a book I need to finish.
[09:24] Anna
Then I shall burn it.
[09:26] Nukumizu
Then where are we supposed to go?
[09:28] Anna
You are both going to go
and enjoy the festival.
[09:33] Komari
B-But I don't really want to—
[09:35] Anna
As a girl in a literature club,
you at least need a boy or two to dote on you.
[09:39] Anna
I know this is Nukumizu-kun we're talking
about, but he's still a boy. Right?
[09:58] Komari
U-Um, Nukumizu.
[10:00] Nukumizu
Hmm?
[10:01] Komari
S-Someone in the classroom just now told
me they wanted time to read the reports,
[10:07] Komari
and asked if they could
take pictures of them.
[10:09] Nukumizu
Really? That's great.
[10:12] Komari
Yeah.
[10:16] Nukumizu
Where should we go after we eat?
[10:18] Komari
I d-don't care. Anywhere you want is fine.
[10:19] Girl
Here. Open wide.
[10:22] Boy & Girl
Mmm! It's so good!
[10:26] Nukumizu
If you didn't know any better, it could look
like there was something between us.
[10:31] Nukumizu
I'd prefer to avoid such a misunderstanding.
[10:34] Nukumizu
Komari. I have a suggestion to make.
[10:38] Nukumizu
As an experiment, would you mind
calling me "big brother"?
[10:45] Komari
H-Have you gone totally nuts?
[10:48] Nukumizu
No, wait. I don't mean anything weird by it.
[10:50] Nukumizu
But when we're eating together like this,
it almost looks like we're here on a date.
[10:55] Nukumizu
Then again, when they see a girl choking on
udon, they might not assume that after all.
SIGN Choco Cigarettes
[11:09] Chihaya
Jackpot!
[11:13] Chihaya
I made it myself. It can shoot holes
in a soda can quite easily.
[11:19] Nukumizu
This is a deadly weapon.
[11:22] Nukumizu
Um, I brought Komari from my club with me.
[11:25] Chihaya
Oh!
[11:26] Nukumizu
Hey, Komari!
[11:29] Chihaya
You're that Komari-san? The reports you
wrote for the exhibit were wonderful!
[11:34] Komari
Huh? U-Uh, well, thank you
very much for your help.
[11:38] Chihaya
Not at all! I found it fascinating!
[11:41] Chihaya
I was especially enthralled by how it so
skillfully aligned male social camaraderie
[11:45] Chihaya
with structures of romantic engagement.
[11:48] Chihaya
You must be a tremendous
fujoshi, Komari-san.
[11:50] Chihaya
I don't have any other fujoshi friends,
so I must say I'm absolutely intrigued!
[11:55] Chihaya
Please, when you have a moment,
tell me all of your favorite BL works!
[12:04] Nukumizu
I got a message from Yakishio.
[12:06] Nukumizu
What do you think?
Wanna say hi before we go back?
[12:10] Komari
Th-There are too many people outside.
[12:14] Nukumizu
Okay, I'll go say hi to her by myself.
[12:18] Nukumizu
Yakishio.
[12:19] Lemon
Oh, it's Nuk-kun!
[12:21] Nukumizu
Wh-What the heck are you wearing?
[12:23] Lemon
Get this. Right now,
I'm dressed as Track and Mask!
[12:27] Lemon
And here is the menu
of available challenges.
SIGN Masked Challenger
[12:30] Nukumizu
"Face Lady Track and Mask in
a no-handicap 100-meter race."
[12:35] Nukumizu
Um, I think I'll pass on that one.
[12:37] Taka-bo
Then why don't I challenge you instead?
[12:40] Lemon
Whoa, Taka-bo? Long time no see!
[12:43] Lemon
Remember? We were both sprinters on the track
team in middle school. Takahashi the slacker!
[12:48] Nukumizu
Why the heck would I know him?
[12:50] Lemon
So are you still running track?
[12:53] Taka-bo
Yeah, I've been training tons recently.
[12:55] Taka-bo
I'm sure I can beat your 100-meter time now.
[12:59] Lemon
All right! So you're gonna challenge me?
[13:02] Taka-bo
That's why I'm here.
[13:04] Taka-bo
However...
[13:06] Taka-bo
If I win, will you go see a movie with me?
[13:12] Lemon
A movie with Taka-bo?
[13:17] Lemon
Yeah. Okay.
[13:21] Lemon
So we're on for a 1,500-meter race.
[13:23] Tako-bo
Huh? Not the 100-meter?
[13:25] Lemon
Well, you're faster than me
on the 100-meter, right?
[13:28] Taka-bo
Yeah, but I...
[13:29] Lemon
Shoelaces done up? All warmed up?
Okay, on your marks...
[13:33] Taka-bo
Wait!
SIGN Masked Challenger
[13:34] Lemon
Get set... Go!
[13:46] Nukumizu
Poor guy's gonna be traumatized.
[13:49] Mob A
The next one's in the courtyard!
[13:51] Mob B
Wait for me!
[13:53] Nishikawa
Princess Anna, I love you!
[13:55] Nishikawa
Don't die! Please don't die!
[13:58] Nishikawa
Princess Anna!
[14:04] Nukumizu
How can a ghost die? What a crappy script.
[14:09] Kaju
There's my big brother.
[14:10] Gon-chan
Don't you want to talk to him?
[14:13] Kaju
I can only capture his natural behavior
if I remain hidden like this.
[14:29] Girl
It's so cute!
[14:31] Mother
Aren't you lucky?
[14:32] Boy
Yeah! Can I eat it?
[14:34] Mother
When we get home.
[14:35] Boy
Aw...
[14:38] Tamaki
Oh, Nukumizu. Been waiting for you.
[14:40] Komari
H-Hurry up and help.
[14:42] Nukumizu
Hey, there was a lot going on.
Like a lost love, and a ghost's re-death scene.
[14:51] Komari
D-Do you need some help?
[14:54] Kid
I want one of those.
[14:54] Koto
Picture books contain tales of friendship,
compassion, and all the elements of adventure!
[14:59] Koto
Even someone as open to
radical possibilities as myself
[15:02] Koto
could not possibly adapt them!
[15:03] Nukumizu
I wonder if I should stop her.
[15:06] Tamaki
I'm really grateful, Nukumizu. Koto and I
couldn't have pulled this off ourselves.
SIGN Edible Readings
[15:12] Mother
Thank you very much.
[15:13] Komari
Uh, ah, yeah, um...
[15:17] Nukumizu
Komari put everything she had into it.
[15:27] Tamaki
Thanks, everyone.
SIGN Edible
SIGN Readings
[15:29] Tamaki
The literature club's exhibit,
"Edible Readings," had a total of 117 visitors.
[15:35] Tamaki
We sold 40 treats and
14 copies of our newsletter.
[15:41] Tamaki
I couldn't have ended my
presidency with a better event.
[15:45] Tamaki
And it's all thanks to you guys.
[15:54] Koto
Shintaro, are you okay?
[15:56] Tamaki
Don't worry. It's nothing.
[15:59] Hokobaru
It is 4 PM. The 98th Tsuwabuki
Fest has now concluded.
[16:11] Nukumizu
I guess this means you two have
"graduated" from the club now.
[16:14] Nukumizu
That makes me a little sad.
[16:16] Koto
Well, that's a nice thing to say.
[16:19] Koto
But I bet you're really thinking,
"Good riddance!" aren't you?
[16:23] Nukumizu
Polite conversation greases
the wheels of society.
[16:27] Koto
You've become a pretty
smooth talker, Nukumizu-kun.
[16:34] Nukumizu
I think Komari's feeling some pressure
over becoming the club president.
[16:38] Koto
I'm sure she is.
[16:42] Nukumizu
There's already a presidents' meeting
coming up next weekend.
[16:46] Nukumizu
People will be giving self-introductions
and club activity reports.
[16:50] Nukumizu
Do you think you could help
support her for just a little bit longer?
[16:55] Koto
I wish I could.
[16:57] Koto
But that's your role now, Nukumizu-kun.
[17:05] Koto
I don't mean it in a romantic way,
[17:07] Koto
but you're the only one
who can stand by her side.
[17:10] Koto
That's how it is now.
[17:13] Nukumizu
I don't really know... but it feels like
Komari doesn't let me get too involved.
[17:17] Koto
Are you sure? I think Komari-chan
really depends on you, Nukumizu-kun.
[17:23] Koto
That's why I wanted you to be vice president.
[17:27] Nukumizu
But it's still very different from
the way you two handled things.
[17:32] Nukumizu
When something's important,
she has a habit of pushing people away.
[17:37] Nukumizu
The only people she lets in are you and...
[17:43] Nukumizu
The president sure is late.
[17:46] Koto
The fact that you and I are here
[17:49] Koto
must mean he's alone
with Komari-chan right now.
[17:52] Nukumizu
Yeah, I guess.
[18:01] Nukumizu
Would you like one?
[18:07] Koto
Don't mind if I do.
[18:11] Koto
You know, I'm actually a
very cold, calculating bitch.
[18:15] Nukumizu
Okay...
[18:17] Koto
I knew Komari-chan had a thing
for Shintaro way before she told him.
[18:22] Koto
But I thought she'd never make a move.
[18:26] Koto
I definitely underestimated her.
[18:29] Koto
I was sure I'd never lose to a girl like that.
[18:33] Koto
But that night at camp,
if Komari-chan hadn't been so brave,
[18:38] Koto
and Shintaro and I hadn't talked things out,
[18:41] Koto
everything might have
turned out differently.
[18:47] Koto
After all of it, it feels like I used Komari-chan
as a stepping stone to my own happiness.
[18:53] Nukumizu
Is that why you've deliberately given
the two of them some alone time?
[19:16] Komari
I-I'm done.
[19:19] Nukumizu
Did you get to talk to the prez?
[19:22] Komari
I-I gave him my thanks.
[19:25] Nukumizu
Oh, good. He's been such a great guy to me
all this time. I really should thank him, too.
[19:31] Komari
N-Nukumizu, you only joined
the club a little while ago.
[19:35] Nukumizu
On paper, I'm still your senpai, though.
[19:38] Komari
D-Did you forget that you were a g-ghost
member and I dug you out of your grave?
[19:43] Nukumizu
Was I really dead and buried?
[19:49] Komari
I-I've had so much fun in the literature club.
[19:56] Komari
I'm s-so grateful to our senpai.
The p-president even thanked me.
[20:04] Komari
He said it was all because of me
the club had made it this far.
[20:10] Nukumizu
That was nice of him.
[20:11] Komari
Y-Yeah. But...
[20:14] Komari
I-I know I'm going to start
seeing him less and less now,
[20:20] Komari
and my feelings for him are going to get
weaker and weaker, and I don't want that.
[20:28] Nukumizu
Maybe it's for the best.
[20:30] Komari
For the best? Why?
[20:33] Nukumizu
How should I put it?
[20:35] Nukumizu
I don't really like the phrase,
"Time heals all wounds,"
[20:38] Nukumizu
but I do think some things
need time to resolve themselves.
[20:45] Komari
F-Funny coming from someone
who's never been dumped.
[20:56] Komari
I kind of get it, though.
[20:59] Komari
I-It's painful to hold on to something,
just waiting for it to end,
[21:04] Komari
s-so I'm glad I got to let
some of my feelings out today.
[21:10] Nukumizu
W-Wait, you didn't ask him
out again, did you?
[21:13] Komari
What? Th-There's no way I'd do that.
[21:16] Komari
I j-just asked him if he ever liked me.
[21:20] Nukumizu
Huh?
[21:22] Komari
Yeah. I asked him if Tsukinoki-senpai hadn't
been here, would he have liked me instead.
[21:30] Nukumizu
And what did he say?
[21:33] Komari
H-He's always so kind.
[21:38] Komari
I-I really enjoyed the time the three of us
spent together. Him, me, and Tsukinoki-senpai.
[21:45] Komari
But...
[21:47] Komari
Wh-When we were at camp,
I was ready to throw that all away.
[21:52] Komari
S-So I told him I wasn't just trying to
make a good memory out of all of this.
[22:00] Komari
B-But even then, he accepted all of me.
Even the negative parts.
[22:22] Komari
I...
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN I Suppose It's a Bit Too Early for Goodbye
[22:24] Komari
I'm still glad...
[22:26] Komari
that I liked him.
E11 - Let's Have a Talk about Responsibility
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[00:17] Koto
Hmm. Maybe?
SIGN Fly Out
into the
World!
SIGN Study Abroad Fair
[00:19] Tamaki
No, of course not.
[00:21] Koto
Well, how would I know?
SIGN Edible Readings
[00:31] Komari
I-I am the p-president of the
l-l-literature c-club, K-Komari.
SIGN Club President Meeting Details
SIGN The club president meeting will be held according to the details provided below.
Each president is required to attend and give a report on their club's activities,
so please prepare yourselves accordingly.
SIGN Note
SIGN Date:
SIGN November 7
SIGN Time:
SIGN 4:15 PM
SIGN Location:
SIGN First Floor Meeting Room
SIGN Agenda:
SIGN Student Council Announcements
SIGN Club President Introductions
SIGN Club Activity Reports
SIGN Other Business
[00:49] Nukumizu
I could go to the president
meeting instead, you know.
[00:53] Komari
No, you can't. I-I've got to go m-myself.
[00:58] Nukumizu
Then at least let me
present the activity report.
[01:02] Komari
B-But then what's the point?
[01:04] Nukumizu
I'm sure it's fine for you
to delegate it this once.
[01:07] Komari
But...
[01:08] Anna
Hey, you two! Your battle is at an end!
I heard everything you said.
[01:13] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, you heard everything?
[01:15] Anna
Ah, no. It just felt like a cool thing to say.
What were you guys talking about?
SIGN Lit Before
You Leap
[01:21] Anna
You should practice in front
of strangers to get better.
[01:24] Anna
How about at Tohohashi Station at sunset?
[01:27] Nukumizu
That's way too Spartan.
[01:28] Komari
O-Only if nobody notices me.
[01:31] Nukumizu
But Komari isn't gonna budge.
[01:33] Nukumizu
I still think you should delegate.
[01:35] Komari
Th-Then what's the point?
[01:38] Nukumizu
But at this rate...
[01:40] Anna
That's the trouble with you, Nukumizu-kun.
[01:42] Anna
Can't you see how hard our
new president is practicing?
[01:46] Komari
N-Nukumizu's never been
that much of a man, anyway.
[01:52] Anna
Oh, I know! I've got a great idea.
[01:56] Komari
I'm still glad that I liked him.
[02:01] Komari
The president and Tsukinoki-senpai
trusted me and left the club in my hands.
[02:07] Komari
S-So I want to live up to their expectations.
[02:11] Nukumizu
Everything went great during
the Tsuwabuki Fest thanks to you.
[02:14] Nukumizu
I think you're doing more than enough.
[02:18] Komari
This time, I had everybody's help.
N-Next time, I have to do it alone.
[02:25] Komari
If I can't, I can't p-protect the club.
[02:29] Nukumizu
Well, we're here for you, so don't overdo it.
[02:32] Komari
Th-Thanks, Nukumizu. B-But...
[02:36] Komari
I'll be okay.
[02:41] Anna
Ooh, Nukumizu-kun.
The goats have taken a liking to you.
[02:46] Nukumizu
That's because of the food.
[02:47] Nukumizu
When animals really love you,
[02:50] Nukumizu
it looks more like that.
SIGN Nom Nom Courtyard
[02:52] Nukumizu
But does this really count as practice?
[02:55] Anna
If you wanna get used to people,
you gotta start with animals.
[02:58] Anna
And Komari-chan's been really stressed out,
so this is probably a nice break.
[03:04] Anna
Uh-oh. Do we need to go rescue her?
[03:07] Nukumizu
Komari said she wanted to pet cute animals.
That's why we brought her to this area.
[03:12] Nukumizu
It wouldn't be polite to interrupt.
[03:13] Anna
But don't you think she meant little animals
like rabbits and guinea pigs?
[03:18] Nukumizu
What?
[03:19] Komari
D-Don't just watch! Rescue me!
[03:23] Komari
Pee-yew!
[03:27] Komari
Y-You left me there to die.
[03:30] Nukumizu
What else could we do?
They have those creepy-looking pupils.
[03:33] Anna
Where should we go next? Wouldn't it be
exciting to go see the Malayan sun bear?
[03:37] Nukumizu
How about the nocturnal animal house?
African dormice are really cute, you know.
[03:42] Komari
N-Nocturnal house is all about the aardvarks.
Y-You don't know what you're talking about.
[03:48] Anna
Is there anything you
want to see, Komari-chan?
[03:50] Komari
I-I want to go to the, um, botanical garden.
[03:57] Komari
S-So where did Yanami go?
[04:00] Nukumizu
She went to get snacks
because she's on a diet.
[04:03] Nukumizu
Apparently, you lose weight
if you eat more meals.
[04:06] Komari
I-Is that true?
[04:07] Nukumizu
Yeah, I'm not sure how it's supposed to work.
[04:10] Komari
U-Um...
[04:12] Komari
W-Will you let me practice with you a little?
[04:16] Nukumizu
You mean right here?
[04:17] Komari
I-It's more of a challenge
than in the clubroom.
[04:29] Komari
I-I am...
[04:31] Komari
n-now the... p-president
of the... l-literature club.
[04:35] Komari
K-Komari Chika.
[04:38] Komari
N-N-Nice to m-meet you.
[04:45] Nukumizu
Komari, you talk totally normally
with me and Yanami-san.
[04:49] Nukumizu
Why do you have so much
trouble when practicing?
[04:52] Komari
B-Because when I imagine talking
to a bunch of people I don't know,
[04:57] Komari
m-my mind goes blank.
[05:00] Komari
I-I need to practice giving
the activity report, too.
[05:07] Komari
I-I'm the p-p-president of
the l-literature c-c-club...
[05:09] Komari
K-K-Komari Ch-Chika.
[05:10] Nukumizu
She's starting to get better.
Starting to, anyway.
[05:14] Komari
T-Today, I-I'd l-like t-to r-report...
[05:18] Nukumizu
I think I really should do
the activity report after all.
[05:22] Komari
I said I would.
[05:23] Nukumizu
There's no way you'll to be able to.
[05:26] Nukumizu
The meeting's the day after tomorrow.
All I have to do is read the written report.
[05:31] Nukumizu
If you can't do it, let me handle it.
[05:37] Komari
Wh-Why do you keep saying I c-can't do it?
[05:43] Nukumizu
I mean...
[05:44] Komari
It m-might be easy for you,
[05:47] Komari
b-but I'm practicing my hardest,
and I am getting better at it.
[05:53] Nukumizu
Nobody's trying to deny
all the work you put in.
[05:55] Nukumizu
I get that you want to try now that
you're president, but you need to—
[05:59] Komari
I-I never wanted to be president!
[06:04] Komari
I-I kept calling Tamaki-senpai "president,"
[06:07] Komari
and thought I'd be able
to remember him like that,
[06:10] Komari
b-but now people are calling me president
and n-nothing makes sense anymore.
[06:17] Nukumizu
Komari, if being president
is that hard for you,
[06:20] Nukumizu
we can get everyone together and—
[06:21] Komari
But I'm the only one who can do it!
[06:25] Komari
Leave me alone!
[06:32] Anna
It seems serious this time.
[06:38] Anna
Is there anything I can do to help?
[06:43] Anna
Okay.
[06:55] Karen
Nukumizu-kun, you seem distracted today.
[06:58] Nukumizu
Uh, what?
[06:59] Karen
You don't have to say another word.
I get it. You're hungry, right?
[07:04] Nukumizu
No, I'm not particularly hungry.
[07:06] Karen
What? I usually guess right with Anna, though.
[07:10] Nukumizu
Um, Himemiya-san, did you want
to talk to me about something?
[07:14] Karen
Yeah. Anna's acting a little weird today, too.
[07:19] Karen
So the way I see it, your mood and
Anna's mood must be connected somehow.
[07:25] Nukumizu
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
[07:27] Karen
You think so?
[07:28] Anna
Oh, what an unusual pairing.
[07:31] Karen
We were just talking about you, Anna.
[07:34] Anna
Aren't you going to the clubroom today?
[07:36] Nukumizu
Huh? Uh, no.
[07:40] Anna
Then let's go somewhere.
SIGN Nikake Udon
SIGN Tuna-Tomato Udon
SIGN Stir-Fried Udon
SIGN Curry Udon
SIGN Tonkotsu Udon
[07:45] Anna
I have an important announcement
for you, Nukumizu-kun.
[07:48] Nukumizu
Huh?
[07:48] Anna
These past two months, I have
succeeded in losing two kilograms.
[07:52] Nukumizu
What? You can't be serious.
[07:54] Anna
I've lost two of the three kilos I gained
over the summer! Isn't that great?
[07:58] Nukumizu
So you've still gained weight overall.
[08:00] Nukumizu
With the way you eat every day, how are you
losing weight? Maybe you should see a doctor.
[08:05] Anna
I'm just being careful with my meals.
[08:07] Anna
I don't ask for seconds,
and I don't order large sizes.
[08:13] Anna
So anyway, did you talk to Komari-chan?
[08:16] Nukumizu
No.
[08:20] Nukumizu
You aren't going to say anything?
[08:22] Anna
Oh, did you want me to chew you out?
[08:24] Anna
Would that have felt cathartic?
That isn't healthy, Nukumizu-kun.
[08:29] Nukumizu
I said some awful things to Komari yesterday.
[08:32] Anna
You can't just tell people how you feel.
[08:35] Anna
You have to get them to say how they feel, too.
[08:39] Anna
But there's no point in overthinking it.
[08:41] Anna
Just try to take it easy.
[08:43] Anna
So what if people get mad at you?
[08:45] Anna
Just think hard about how Komari-chan
must feel, go talk things over with her,
[08:49] Anna
and get back to butting
into her life like always.
[08:56] Anna
Don't worry. I'll be around
to clean up the remains.
[09:09] Nukumizu
Everything Yanami said was right.
[09:13] Nukumizu
I got involved halfway, and when things
didn't go well, I tried to back out.
[09:24] Nukumizu
I always imagine I'm thinking of others,
[09:27] Nukumizu
but don't realize my mistakes
until after I've hurt them.
[09:43] Kaju
Since yesterday, it's like you've been
a million miles away, big brother.
[09:48] Nukumizu
Yeah, I made someone I know mad at me.
[09:53] Kaju
You really care about me,
don't you, big brother?
[10:00] Kaju
Even in kindergarten, whenever I started
crying, you always came running to help.
[10:04] Nukumizu
Of course I did. I'm your brother.
[10:07] Kaju
In elementary school,
you never played with your friends,
[10:11] Kaju
and always played with me instead.
[10:13] Nukumizu
That's because I didn't have any friends.
[10:16] Kaju
You always worried about me,
and on occasion, you'd chastise me,
[10:20] Kaju
but you never tried to influence
me with your own ideas.
[10:26] Nukumizu
That's because I wanted you
to stay the way you are.
[10:29] Kaju
Then what about this person
whose feelings you say you hurt?
[10:34] Kaju
What kind of person do you want them to be?
[10:40] Nukumizu
I'm not sure yet, but I think I'm starting
to understand what I need to do.
[10:45] Kaju
I'm very glad to hear that.
I hope things work out between you and her.
[10:53] Kaju
Big brother, isn't the moon lovely tonight?
[10:56] Nukumizu
Huh? Wait a second.
[10:58] Nukumizu
How did you know she was a girl?
[11:01] Kaju
Woman's intuition.
[11:10] Anna
So...
[11:11] Anna
You haven't talked to Komari-chan yet.
[11:14] Nukumizu
There's a time and a place
for conversations like that.
[11:17] Nukumizu
I sometimes buy light novels
and set them aside for a while.
[11:20] Anna
Why buy books you don't read?
[11:22] Nukumizu
Anyway, when Komari gets here, I'll talk to her.
[11:25] Nukumizu
I even brought cakes as an apology—
[11:27] Anna
Hey, those are financiers!
[11:29] Anna
Well, okay, I guess I could
take care of them for you.
[11:32] Nukumizu
Hey! Don't open them yet.
[11:36] Shikiya
No yelling in the hallway.
[11:38] Nukumizu
S-Senpai. Have you seen Komari from our club?
[11:43] Shikiya
Komari? That small girl?
[11:46] Nukumizu
Yeah. She isn't used to this, so if something
happens, I'd be grateful if you'd back her up.
[11:56] Shikiya
There are many different crimes of passion.
[12:00] Nukumizu
Not like this.
[12:04] Nukumizu
Oh, Komari.
[12:06] Komari
Wh-What is it?
[12:07] Nukumizu
Um, I wanted to apologize for before.
[12:11] Komari
I-I have to get to the meeting.
[12:16] Anna
She shot you right down.
[12:20] Tiara
Thank you very much.
[12:23] Tiara
Next is the literature club.
Please make your presentation.
[12:29] Komari
A-All right.
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SIGN I am the president of the
literature club, Komari Chika.
I hope to expand the literature
club's activities and become
even more active than before,
so I will do my best.
[12:37] Komari
I-I am the p-president of...
[12:50] Komari
K-Kom—
[12:56] Shikiya
Literature club.
[12:58] Shikiya
Komari Chika.
[13:01] Shikiya
Glad to make your acquaintance.
[13:08] Tiara
All right, then. Please continue
with your activity report.
[13:12] Komari
I-I, um, yes... Ah!
[13:16] Tiara
Literature club, are you good?
[13:18] Komari
Huh?
[13:20] Komari
Yes, I-I'm...
[13:25] Tiara
If you have nothing to report,
we'll move on to the broadcast club.
[13:27] Komari
Huh? U-Um, p-please w-wai—
[13:30] Tiara
I'm sorry, but we're behind schedule.
[13:34] Tiara
All right. Broadcast club,
your report, please.
[13:40] Nukumizu
Unfortunately, Komari's
challenge ended in defeat.
[13:44] Nukumizu
Everyone else will probably forget
what happened here in a couple of days.
[13:49] Nukumizu
But it won't be that easy for Komari.
[13:53] Nukumizu
She'll probably carry a painful memory
of this day for a very long time.
[13:59] Nukumizu
I don't want to leave Komari
looking like this in front of everyone.
[14:08] Broadcast Club President
This year, the broadcast club handled
school announcements for Tsuwabuki Fest,
[14:12] Broadcast Club President
as well as live commentary
for sports day activities...
[14:15] Tiara
What do you want?
[14:17] Nukumizu
I apologize for being late.
[14:20] Nukumizu
I'm the president of the literature club,
Nukumizu Kazuhiko.
[14:25] Tiara
I don't see your name on the list.
[14:27] Tiara
Did you complete the paperwork
to become president?
[14:30] Hokobaru
The paperwork is just a formality.
Please continue.
[14:34] Nukumizu
All right. Thank you very much.
[14:37] Komari
N-Nukumizu. What are you doing here?
[14:40] Nukumizu
Just let me take over here.
[14:46] Komari
S-Screw you!
[14:48] Komari
D-Don't you understand
what this m-means to me?!
[14:57] Tiara
Uh, are you all right?
[15:00] Nukumizu
I'm fine.
[15:03] Nukumizu
Here is the literature club's activity report.
[15:08] Club President 1
I'm so hungry.
[15:09] Club President 2
Wanna go get crêpes?
[15:12] Anna
Now you've gone and done it.
[15:15] Nukumizu
I know I did.
[15:18] Anna
I understand what you were trying to do,
[15:21] Anna
but I'm sure Komari-chan
hates the idea that you're a jerk.
[15:28] Anna
Here, I'll give you the
last one, Nukumizu-kun!
[15:37] Nukumizu
Why is there only one left?
[15:42] Nukumizu
Anyway, I've got to go after Komari.
[15:45] Anna
I'll let everyone know.
[15:56] Koto
Did you find Komari-chan?
[16:00] Anna
She's small and has short, wavy hair...
[16:06] Nukumizu
Her bike's still here.
She must be on campus somewhere.
[16:29] Komari
Wh-Why did you do it?
[16:32] Nukumizu
I'm sorry. I know I was out of line.
[16:35] Komari
You were way out of line!
[16:37] Komari
B-But why did you?
I-I told you I could do it myself.
[16:42] Komari
I-I needed to show them I could!
N-Nukumizu, why are you always...
SIGN PM
SIGN Today
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN When I joined the literature club in April,
SIGN I was the only first-year
SIGN PM
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN It's fun now, but I used to be scared every day thinking
SIGN about how I'd be alone once my senpai graduate.
SIGN PM
[17:01] Nukumizu
Komari's decided to share
her feelings in writing...
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN Now there are four first-years, but they all have other
SIGN things to do, so they could disappear anytime!
SIGN PM
[17:05] Nukumizu
and is addressing me directly.
[17:08] Nukumizu
The words are more pure than the ones
she speaks. They are Komari herself.
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN But I only have the literature club! Our senpai are leaving,
SIGN so I have to protect it by myself!
SIGN PM
[17:16] Nukumizu
And they are very bitter
words meant just for me.
[17:21] Nukumizu
Even though she always acts grumpy,
when she gets nervous, she grabs my sleeve.
[17:25] Nukumizu
At lunch, she munches on that cheap bread
while reading my writing and giving feedback.
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN I have to be able to get by alone
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN I have to be able to do everything by myself!
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN I'm not good with people, and I don't have any friends,
SIGN Komari Chika
SIGN and I'm always scared because I'm so helpless.
SIGN I'm not good with people, and I don't have any friends,
SIGN and I'm always scared because I'm so helpless.
SIGN At least I finally found a place where I belong
[17:55] Komari
B-But if you're all going
to abandon me anyway...
[18:01] Komari
s-stop pretending to be so nice to me.
[18:11] Nukumizu
I'm an idiot.
[18:14] Nukumizu
I thought Komari and I were
the same type of person.
[18:17] Nukumizu
I do all right by myself.
In fact, I prefer being alone.
[18:22] Nukumizu
But Komari's different.
[18:25] Nukumizu
She gets lonely when she's alone.
She wants to be with people.
[18:29] Nukumizu
But then, the thought of
being alone breaks her heart.
[18:33] Nukumizu
She's just a normal girl.
[18:49] Komari
U-Um, what do you...
[18:52] Nukumizu
I mean, basically, I really like you—
[18:56] Komari
Huh?!
[18:56] Nukumizu
No, I mean, I really like your writing.
[19:00] Komari
M-My writing?
[19:03] Nukumizu
I'm not very good at writing.
[19:06] Nukumizu
Honestly, you're the only one
making this a literature club.
[19:10] Nukumizu
I want you to write.
[19:12] Nukumizu
I might not be the most reliable person,
but I'll support you on everything I can.
[19:17] Nukumizu
So, Komari...
[19:20] Nukumizu
Quit talking about being left alone.
[19:33] Lemon
Quit bullying Komari-chan!
[19:36] Nukumizu
Y-Yakishio! Can't breathe!
[19:38] Komari
N-No, he wasn't b-bullying me.
[19:42] Lemon
Oh, he wasn't?
[19:44] Lemon
I saw the chat and thought for sure...
[19:46] Nukumizu
Huh? You saw the chat?
[19:48] Lemon
Yeah. You guys were using the
lit club's group chat the whole time.
[19:52] Komari
Huh?!
[19:54] Lemon
Komari-chan, I didn't know
you were so worried!
[19:57] Lemon
But it's okay. We aren't
going to leave you alone.
[20:00] Lemon
We're gonna be friends forever.
[20:07] Anna
Looks like you finally got
a chance to talk to her.
[20:10] Nukumizu
More or less.
[20:12] Nukumizu
I think we each said what we needed to.
[20:17] Nukumizu
Thanks, Yanami-san.
[20:19] Anna
You're very welcome.
[20:22] Anna
And with that, your charismatic consultant,
Yanami-chan, has completed her duties.
SIGN Edible Readings
[20:30] Nukumizu
Our senpai wanted to keep the
club active for Komari's sake.
[20:35] Nukumizu
I've been entrusted with their wishes.
[20:38] Nukumizu
Komari isn't really here
just for the literature club.
[20:41] Nukumizu
But it took this whole mess
just to figure that out.
[20:47] Nukumizu
Of course, someday,
we'll all go our separate ways,
[20:51] Nukumizu
but that's true for any kind of relationship.
[21:02] Nukumizu
We all have to keep making
these temporary connections,
[21:06] Nukumizu
grabbing and dropping them
throughout our lives.
[21:09] Nukumizu
It's kind of lonely, but that
doesn't mean it all has to be sad.
[21:13] Nukumizu
At least, I don't think it does.
[21:18] Anna
But you still made
Komari-chan do all the talking.
[21:22] Anna
Why didn't you give her
some words of support, too?
[21:26] Nukumizu
Huh? I did respond, though.
I think that was enough.
[21:29] Anna
Huh? Let's see...
[21:32] Anna/Lemon
Ew!
[21:34] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, don't tell me
you have an excuse for this.
[21:37] Nukumizu
Huh? But I do plan to stay
in the literature club.
[21:40] Nukumizu
I just meant I'm not going to quit.
SIGN PM
SIGN But I finally found a place where I belong
SIGN Nu
SIGN Nukumizu Kazuhiko
SIGN I'll stay with you always
SIGN PM
[21:42] Anna
Wow. So Nukumizu-kun
was an airhead, after all.
[21:46] Nukumizu
Huh? B-But why?
[21:48] Anna
That's the problem with you, Nukumizu-kun.
[21:52] Komari
U-Unfortunately, that's the sort
of man our new president is.
[21:56] Lemon
Nuk-kun, you're the president now.
You gotta get your act together!
[22:01] Nukumizu
Um, are you okay with me doing this?
[22:08] Anna
Go on, go on.
[22:12] Komari
N-Nukumizu. Y-You're the one who said it,
s-so take responsibility.
[22:20] Komari
You can't back out now.
[22:22] Komari
We're counting on you, President.
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN Let's Have a Talk About Responsibility
E12 - Am I Actually Just Some Unseasoned Rando Who Drops In for the Last Episode with the Losing Heroine?
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[00:08] Anna
Nukumizu-kun.
[00:12] Anna
I might actually be cute after all.
[00:19] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, you can't expect me to have
a good comeback for everything you say.
[00:29] Anna
Lately, I've been getting tons of invitations
to hang out with old friends again. Tons!
[00:34] Nukumizu
Uh-huh...
[00:35] Anna
And it's all your fault, Nukumizu-kun!
[00:38] Anna
What even happened to that plan where
I borrow Ayano-kun to play my boyfriend?
[00:42] Nukumizu
Were we still talking about that?
[00:45] Anna
Well, we still haven't solved
the problem, have we?!
[00:48] Anna
My middle school friends are all like,
"Maybe Yanami doesn't have a boyfriend after all,"
[00:52] Anna
and "If she's available, now's our chance!"
[00:54] Anna
They're spreading all sorts
of groundless rumors.
[00:57] Nukumizu
Uh, but those are grounded in truth.
[00:59] Anna
If Ayano-kun's not an option,
I gotta look for someone else.
[01:03] Nukumizu
Guess so. Anyway, I'd better get ba—
[01:06] Anna
This is the one thing I can't ask
my middle school friends for.
[01:09] Anna
But now I think about it, wasn't
Nishikawa-kun asking me to hang out, too?
[01:15] Nukumizu
Why don't you just tell them the truth?
[01:17] Nukumizu
If that's too hard, I'll ask Hakamada
to say something to them.
[01:22] Anna
If you dare tell Sosuke...
[01:24] Anna
You know all those novels and manga
you hid in the clubroom?
[01:27] Anna
I'll mail them to your house,
cash on delivery.
[01:29] Nukumizu
Please, anything but—
[01:30] Nukumizu
Wait, you found them?!
The ones at the back of the bookshelf?!
[01:33] Anna
Let's maintain strict
confidentiality on this, then.
[01:37] Anna
Well, Nukumizu-kun?
Think you can do that for me?
[01:42] Nukumizu
Okay. Just this once.
SIGN Literature Club
Emergency Meeting
SIGN Topic: Yanami-san's Fake-a-Boyfriend Project!
[01:47] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, do you even know
what "strict confidentiality" means?
[01:50] Nukumizu
What? Was this a bad idea?
[01:52] Komari
D-Don't let it bother you too much.
[01:55] Lemon
Yeah, yeah. I know exactly
how you feel, Yana-chan.
[01:57] Lemon
We'll definitely help you out
with your fake-a-boyfriend project.
[02:01] Anna
Wow, you guys are the only people
I know who truly understand!
[02:04] Anna
Nukumizu-kun has no tact whatsoever.
[02:07] Lemon
So what kind of a project is this, exactly?
[02:10] Nukumizu
Huh? You're asking me?
[02:11] Komari
Y-You're the one who called
the emergency club meeting.
[02:16] Nukumizu
Um, I guess we go on a date
and stuff, then post it online.
[02:20] Anna
That's the same as before.
[02:21] Nukumizu
Then, uh...
[02:24] Nukumizu
Instead of just uploading pictures,
we'll turn it into a story!
[02:28] Anna
What do you mean?
[02:30] Nukumizu
Well, like...
SIGN Literature Club
Emergency Meeting
SIGN Topic: Yanami-san's
Fake-a-Boyfriend Project!
[02:32] Nukumizu
Even if it's all lies, if we give the
fake boyfriend a solid background,
[02:35] Nukumizu
and design a simulated date based on that,
SIGN Strategy 1:
Fake Date Project
[02:39] Nukumizu
it'll be more convincing!
[02:41] Lemon
Wow, so you're like a serial liar now?
What an evil man you are.
[02:46] Komari
D-Drop dead!
[02:47] Nukumizu
A-A-Anyway...
[02:49] Nukumizu
Let's start working on a plan to
carry out the fake date this weekend.
[02:54] Lemon
Yana-chan, do you have any specific requests?
[02:56] Anna
Hmm, yeah.
[02:59] Anna
It should be more of a grown-up date, I guess.
[03:01] Nukumizu
A grown-up date?
[03:03] Anna
Yep. I'll think up my
"boyfriend's" background myself.
[03:07] Anna
So, Nukumizu-kun, I'll leave
the grown-up date planning...
[03:10] Anna
all to you!
SIGN On Duty
SIGN Sato
SIGN Tanaka
[03:12] Amanatsu
Listen up! There's no way men and
women can be friends in this world.
[03:17] Amanatsu
None!
SIGN Spouse
Hunting
is
Physical!!!
[03:18] Amanatsu
It's always some scheme. When your
old school friend suddenly messages you,
[03:22] Amanatsu
or a hunk hands you a handkerchief
you didn't even drop...
[03:26] Amanatsu
He's always going after
your pretty friend instead!
[03:26] Nukumizu
Yeah, this isn't gonna be very helpful.
[03:30] Amanatsu
Especially after I lowered
my standards and said,
[03:32] Amanatsu
"It's okay if you don't have a steady job as
long as you have something in the bank"?!
[03:37] Amanatsu
Why is that still not good enough for you?!
[03:40] Nukumizu
That's a little too low.
[03:41] Amanatsu
Damn it!
[03:42] Nukumizu
A grown-up date should be...
[03:45] Sosuke
Hey, get over here.
[03:46] Karen
Not now!
[03:47] Sosuke
I wanna feel the heat from your body, Karen.
[03:49] Nukumizu
No, not like that.
[03:50] Nukumizu
I think their idea of grown-up date
might be just a little too explicit.
[03:58] Nukumizu
A grown-up date should be...
[04:12] Shikiya
Were you watching me?
[04:16] Nukumizu
N-No, I didn't see a thing!
[04:18] Shikiya
I was digging holes in...
[04:20] Shikiya
the garden...
[04:22] Shikiya
for a flower bed.
[04:25] Nukumizu
Oh, crap. She's gonna dig a hole for me next!
[04:29] Shikiya
Hyacinth...
[04:31] Shikiya
bulbs.
[04:32] Nukumizu
Huh? Bulbs? Then what's that red stuff?
[04:37] Shikiya
Liquid fertilizer...
[04:40] Shikiya
spilled everywhere.
[04:42] Tiara
Hey, you two!
[04:44] Tiara
What do you think you're doing?
[04:46] Tiara
Senpai, you need to fix your clothes!
You're showing too much cleavage!
[04:51] Shikiya
But my hands are full.
[04:53] Nukumizu
Um, I should get going.
[04:55] Shikiya
Button me up.
[04:57] Tiara
Fine, I'll do it. Just hold still.
[05:01] Tiara
Why does this dumb uniform
need to have four ribbons?!
SIGN Stop
[05:06] Nukumizu
A grown-up date.
[05:08] Nukumizu
Maybe he should give her flowers.
[05:12] Konuki
Dumplings are better than flowers.
[05:15] Konuki
Or better yet, after dark...
[05:18] Konuki
maybe give her meat.
[05:22] Nukumizu
I can't listen to her, either.
[05:25] Konuki
But that seems a little premature
for you, so here you go.
SIGN Complimentary Ticket
SIGN Non Hoi Park
SIGN Non Hoi Park
[05:32] Konuki
Do your best, Mr. President.
SIGN Zoo
SIGN Natural History Museum
SIGN Botanical Garden
SIGN Amusement Park
SIGN Kiddie Train
[05:44] Kaju
Dear brother, do you have a date tomorrow?
[05:47] Nukumizu
Hmm? Oh, no, I'm just going out to
do research for the literature club.
[05:52] Kaju
If you're going for research,
want me to join you?
[05:55] Nukumizu
I'm going with the other club members.
You should be a good girl and stay home.
SIGN Welcome to
SIGN Non Hoi Park
[06:03] Anna
Okay, Nukumizu-kun.
[06:05] Anna
Non-chan and Hoi-kun here
deserve an apology.
[06:08] Nukumizu
Why's that?
[06:09] Anna
What I requested from you
was a grown-up date.
[06:12] Anna
So why are we at Non Hoi Park?
[06:14] Nukumizu
Because we got free passes.
You wanted us to make the plans, right?
[06:19] Nukumizu
Yakishio and Komari were both cool with it.
[06:22] Anna
Uh, you were?
[06:25] Nukumizu
Also, isn't the average
visitor age here pretty high?
[06:29] Anna
Nukumizu-kun, that's not what
I mean by a grown-up date.
[06:34] Lemon
What? It isn't?
[06:34] Komari
What? Isn't it?
[06:36] Anna
Well, whatever.
But we were just here recently.
[06:40] Anna
Is it gonna be any more photogenic
than before? Is this okay?
[06:44] Nukumizu
What's she so worried about?
[06:46] Nukumizu
Non Hoi Park is more than
just a zoo and botanical garden.
[06:50] Nukumizu
So for the first round... Komari!
[06:53] Komari
U-Uh, u-um... I r-recommend the rides.
[06:59] Anna
And your reason for that?
[07:01] Komari
R-Ride tickets are a separate fee,
so they r-require more grown-up finances.
[07:09] Anna
I see you understand grown-up dating well.
Try to learn from this, Nukumizu-kun.
[07:14] Anna
Okay, here we go.
[07:16] Anna
This is my contribution!
[07:20] Nukumizu
Where'd you get that much money?!
[07:20] Lemon
Yana-chan, wow! You're rich!
[07:23] Komari
A-A 10,000 yen bill?
I've never seen one before.
[07:25] Nukumizu
Don't tell me you stole it from your parents.
[07:28] Anna
Absolutely not. My grandma gave it
to me as my allowance a while ago.
[07:32] Anna
So I'll take care of the ride passes.
My boyfriend is a working adult, after all.
[07:38] Lemon
Wait. He's working, but you're the one paying?
[07:41] Komari
H-He's a leech?
[07:44] Anna
No, he's not! My very employed
boyfriend always pays for everything,
[07:48] Anna
so I wanted to treat him for a change.
[07:50] Anna
He'll see how dependable I am
and fall for me all over again.
[07:54] Nukumizu
I see. So that's his story.
[07:56] Anna
He's shy and always kind of uptight,
[07:59] Anna
but sometimes, he'll surprise me and
hold my hand. "Just for today, babe."
[08:02] Anna
Oh, gosh, the things he says!
[08:04] Lemon
Yana-chan, that sounds so awesome!
I want a boyfriend like that, too!
[08:08] Komari
N-Not bad at all.
[08:10] Anna
Right? I'll introduce you
guys sooner or later.
[08:13] Nukumizu
Yanami, don't you realize this boyfriend
only exists in your head?
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[08:23] Anna
Today, we went on a date
to an amusement park.
[08:25] Anna
I didn't tell him where
we were going until today,
[08:28] Anna
and he said, "Wow, an amusement park?"
like he was really surprised.
[08:31] Anna
My boyfriend's always the one
who surprises me on dates,
[08:36] Anna
so today, I wanted to surprise him instead.
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[08:48] Anna
Wow, that was so much fun.
[08:50] Anna
How was it in the passenger seat?
[08:52] Nukumizu
Well, it was fine.
But there wasn't anything for me to do.
[08:56] Anna
Well, that's what dates
are like, Nukumizu-kun.
[08:59] Anna
The point is that we get
to spend time together.
[09:02] Nukumizu
Huh? What do you mean?
[09:03] Anna
Didn't it feel kinda like a real date
when we were riding together?
[09:07] Anna
C'mon, you can tell me the truth.
[09:09] Nukumizu
Not so long ago, if I'd tried
hanging out with girls from school,
[09:13] Nukumizu
I'm sure I would've been a nervous wreck.
[09:16] Nukumizu
But all I was thinking in the go-kart was,
"I'm cramped. When is this going to end?"
[09:22] Nukumizu
A romantic awakening was the
furthest thing from my mind.
[09:25] Nukumizu
Like they say, live and learn, I guess.
[09:33] Nukumizu
You picked this one, too, Komari?
[09:34] Komari
Th-Those horses all have creepy eyes.
And they're skewered.
[09:39] Nukumizu
When you put it that way,
it is kind of a bizarre sight.
[09:45] Nukumizu
Yakishio, don't spin it too hard.
This thing is no joke.
[09:48] Lemon
What? You can spin this thing?
[09:58] Kaju
Dear brother, today's your chance.
[10:01] Gon-chan
Are you just going to chase
him around all day long?
[10:03] Kaju
Not to worry, Gon-chan. My dear brother
and I are connected by fate!
[10:13] Lemon
So my plan is a museum date.
[10:15] Lemon
Being grown up is all about
being educated and cultured.
[10:18] Anna
Perfect!
[10:20] Anna
My boyfriend's an extremely intelligent
elite type who's in international business.
[10:24] Nukumizu
He got an upgrade.
[10:26] Lemon
Ooh! A giant monster skeleton!
[10:31] Komari
D-Dinosaur.
[10:33] Lemon
Oh, right.
[10:35] Lemon
Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.
[10:37] Nukumizu
Are you sure you knew that?
[10:40] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, did you spot a
tasty-looking animal or something?
[10:43] Anna
That's part of it, but maybe it's one
of those mysteries of life or whatever.
[10:48] Anna
You see this Ediacaran fauna?
I feel like I can really sympathize with them.
[10:52] Anna
See? It says they lived in a peaceful
environment without any enemies, right?
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[10:58] Anna
That fits me and my gentle
personality perfectly.
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[11:01] Nukumizu
It also says they went extinct
without leaving behind any offspring.
[11:05] Anna
What are you trying to say?
[11:07] Nukumizu
Nothing at all.
[11:10] Anna
Oh, Nukumizu-kun, stand right there.
[11:12] Anna
Act like you realized I was taking a picture
and turn around with a big smile, okay?
[11:19] Anna
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't expect too much.
[11:22] Anna
For the title: "Come on, why are you
taking pictures of my back, silly?"
[11:26] Anna
"You're so cute, I couldn't resist!"
is good enough.
[11:29] Nukumizu
Doesn't that picture
totally show my face, though?
[11:32] Anna
I'll edit it until it has absolutely
zero Nukumizu-ness, so don't worry.
[11:36] Lemon
Hey, guys, get over here!
There's a skeleton of an elephant with no nose!
[11:41] Anna
What are you talking about? If it has no
nose, it's not an elephant, it's a hippo!
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[11:55] Kaju
Gon-chan, what are you going
to do with that picture?
[11:57] Gon-chan
I'm going to use an app and
paste it on the picture I just took.
[12:03] Gon-chan
Pretty cute, right?
This'll be my new wallpaper.
[12:08] Nukumizu
All right, we shot our fake photos.
Wanna call it a day?
[12:11] Anna
Nukumizu-kun! Don't you dare
tell me you're trying to go home.
[12:15] Lemon
It's your turn to recommend
something, Nuk-kun.
[12:17] Komari
T-Time for you to show us what y-you've got.
[12:23] Nukumizu
Well, in that case, I would
like you to come with me.
[12:27] Nukumizu
The third round begins now.
[12:31] Anna
Nice choice, Nukumizu-kun.
So you do understand what a grown-up date is!
[12:37] Nukumizu
This isn't the kind of
grown-up date I imagined.
[12:39] Anna
What kind were you imagining, then?
[12:42] Nukumizu
Well, I thought we'd find a fancy food truck,
buy something fancy for lunch,
[12:46] Nukumizu
then take fancy pictures to upload.
[12:48] Anna
Isn't a meat-wrapped onigiri fancy enough?
[12:51] Nukumizu
Is that really something
a grown-up would buy?
[12:53] Anna
Well, my boyfriend works for a foreign
corporation called Markein or something,
[12:58] Anna
and he sure thinks it's grown-up enough.
[13:01] Nukumizu
What the heck is "Markein"?
[13:03] Anna
"Market" plus "inflation"?
And it's, like, a super big company!
[13:07] Anna
My man's rich. He doesn't even use
coupons at family restaurants.
[13:10] Nukumizu
He doesn't? Markein must be awesome.
[13:14] Anna
Say "aah."
[13:20] Nukumizu
I don't know why it was, but I never thought
"Say 'aah'" could be that unromantic.
[13:26] Anna
Hey, they're selling
Suzuhiro karaage over there!
[13:41] Sosuke
Huh? Anna!
[13:44] Anna
It's fine. Don't let me stop you.
[13:47] Karen
You got it wrong! It's not like
we were kissing, but, um, it was...
[13:47] Sosuke
Don't get the wrong idea, Anna!
It was just, you know, like...
[13:51] Sosuke
just a cheap thrill!
[13:51] Karen
just a cheap thrill!
[13:56] Konuki
If we'd only gotten that one other couple,
things would've been so much more exciting.
[14:05] Ayano
Konuki-sensei was nice enough to give us
free tickets, though. Is it really okay?
[14:09] Chihaya
Yes. I have a feeling we
should hold off for today.
[14:14] Chihaya
Let's go next week instead.
[14:18] Anna
Sosuke. And Karen-chan.
[14:20] Anna
How could they do that in front of people?
[14:23] Anna
As Tsuwabuki students, isn't that
against public decency or something?
[14:27] Nukumizu
It most certainly is.
[14:29] Nukumizu
They should be doing it in
the privacy of their own homes.
[14:32] Anna
That's not what I meant.
[14:34] Lemon
She's right, Nuk-kun.
[14:36] Komari
D-Drop dead!
[14:37] Nukumizu
Huh? Why am I the one being attacked?
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[14:43] Anna
My boyfriend is a very good shot.
He says he's even shot a real one before.
[14:47] Nukumizu
Huh? What do you mean, "a real one"?
[14:49] Nukumizu
Is he an assassin or something?
[14:51] Anna
He's working at his company's
overseas office right now.
[14:54] Anna
Like in America.
New York or someplace like that.
[14:57] Anna
And he always goes shooting
at the firing range.
[15:00] Nukumizu
She keeps adding to the story.
[15:02] Anna
We're long-distance,
so we don't get to meet a lot,
[15:05] Anna
and with the time difference and his
schedule, it's hard to find time to chat,
[15:09] Anna
but we're nurturing this love together.
[15:12] Anna
Oh, I know, Nukumizu-kun. Can you
send me a cool picture from overseas?
[15:16] Nukumizu
I'm still a Toyohashi resident, you know.
[15:23] Nukumizu
Maybe I should buy something for Kaju.
[15:27] Anna
"Boyfriend buying a gift for his friend in
New York. He's so considerate. He's so nice!"
[15:34] Nukumizu
But is it okay if it's a gift for a girl?
[15:37] Anna
Huh? Oh...
[15:39] Anna
Then it must be for a friend
who lives in the house he shares.
[15:42] Nukumizu
He's a rich guy working overseas
and he has roommates?
[15:44] Anna
Yeah. It's this really cool place where
everyone gets along and has fun together.
[15:49] Anna
You see? He's got male and
female friends. Tons of them.
[15:53] Anna
And there's this one female friend
with big boobs who's beautiful and cute,
[15:57] Anna
and is popular with everyone
because she's so nice.
[16:00] Anna
On his first job abroad, he didn't know his way
around, so she showed him the ropes...
[16:06] Nukumizu
H-Huh?
[16:07] Anna
At first, they were just roommates,
and he'd say, "There's nothing between us,"
[16:11] Anna
but at some point, they started dating...
[16:14] Anna
Isn't that a homewrecker?!
There's another Karen-chan in America?!
[16:17] Nukumizu
Yikes. She even gets rejected
in her daydreams.
[16:25] Anna
Nukumizu-kun.
[16:26] Anna
Come here a minute.
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[16:31] Kaju
Huh?
[16:32] Kaju
The pictures from my brother
have stopped coming!
[16:35] Kaju
What do I do? Something may
have happened to him!
[16:38] Gon-chan
Maybe he's just out of range right now.
[16:42] Kaju
Huh? Out of range?
[16:43] Kaju
Wait, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
[16:47] Gon-chan
You worry too much.
[16:49] Kaju
But once my big brother
gets close to someone,
[16:52] Kaju
that means I'm about to
become an old lady, right?
[16:56] Kaju
I'm not prepared for that yet at all!
[16:59] Gon-chan
Is that really how you think life goes?
[17:07] Nukumizu
Oops. My battery's dead.
[17:16] Nukumizu
Yanami-san, maybe you shouldn't
try so hard to get a boyfriend.
[17:21] Anna
Why not?
[17:22] Nukumizu
Um, I don't know, but maybe love
isn't something you should force.
[17:27] Nukumizu
Maybe it just happens naturally
when you spend time with someone.
[17:31] Nukumizu
You naturally grow closer.
[17:33] Anna
We spent a lot of time together but
unfortunately never got that close.
[17:37] Nukumizu
But you could get a boyfriend
any time you wanted to.
[17:41] Nukumizu
That's why, I mean...
[17:44] Anna
Oh?
[17:45] Anna
Oh, oh, oh?
[17:47] Nukumizu
What is it?
[17:48] Anna
Weren't you telling me to get a boyfriend
just a little while ago? Weren't you?
[17:54] Nukumizu
Yeah, well, maybe I was being too blunt,
but the whole thing was kind of a pain.
[17:59] Anna
Hmm? So you don't think I'm a pain anymore?
[18:04] Anna
Or does it mean...
[18:13] Anna
Maybe you weren't being straight
with me, Nukumizu-kun?
[18:21] Amanatsu
Konuki-chan, what are you staring at?
[18:24] Konuki
I sense a whiff of youthful excitement
coming from that gondola!
[18:28] Konuki
Yes, like that. That's the way. Yes! More!
[18:30] Amanatsu
Konuki-chan, you gotta
quit peeping on people.
[18:34] Konuki
Really? But the feeling that someone may
be watching could spice things up nicely.
[18:39] Konuki
The thrill comes from the challenge of
trying to finish in one rotation of the wheel.
[18:44] Amanatsu
Challenge of trying to finish what?
[18:46] Amanatsu
Wait, Konuki-chan! Like that one time?
[18:49] Amanatsu
You'd better not be talking about
what happened ten years ago!
[19:01] Anna
Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
[19:04] Anna
Maybe I'll take a break
from the boyfriend hunt.
[19:06] Nukumizu
Huh? Well, you don't have
to do it for my sake...
[19:11] Anna
What's wrong?
[19:12] Nukumizu
We ran into Hakamada
and Himemiya-san, right?
[19:14] Nukumizu
So they know that you came here
with the literature club.
[19:18] Nukumizu
If you upload these date pictures now...
[19:20] Anna
Oh! They'll get the wrong idea
and think I faked the whole thing!
[19:23] Nukumizu
That's not the wrong idea.
[19:28] Anna
That was close.
[19:31] Anna
Okay, time for some stress-eating.
[19:33] Nukumizu
What?
[19:34] Anna
I'm going to teach you
the ins and outs of karaage.
[19:37] Nukumizu
No way. You're eating too much.
[19:39] Anna
No, it's fine.
[19:40] Nukumizu
And money? We've already spent most—
[19:42] Anna
I said it's fine!
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[19:47] Nukumizu
Uh, maybe we should head home
before the trains get too crowded.
[19:56] Anna
About that train ticket...
[19:59] Nukumizu
You don't have enough, do you?
[20:01] Anna
Right.
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[20:08] Lemon
Oh, there they are!
[20:10] Lemon
You were riding the Ferris wheel?
[20:12] Komari
Wh-What were you doing together?
[20:14] Nukumizu
We weren't doing anything.
[20:21] Lemon
Our friends would like to ride one more time!
[20:24] Lemon
Okay. Now you're gonna tell
us what you were up to.
[20:28] Nukumizu
"Up to"? We were riding the Ferris wheel.
Nothing else happened.
[20:32] Anna
But I might have just lost my innocence.
To Nukumizu-kun.
[20:36] Nukumizu
What?! I'm the one who was
protecting your innocence!
[20:40] Lemon
What do you mean? Give us all the details!
[20:42] Komari
D-Drop dead!
[20:44] Nukumizu
Huh? L-Listen... I mean, uh...
[20:58] Anna
That's the trouble with you, Nukumizu-kun.
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