E3 - Untitled

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    NYASA: "Nothing we can do."
    Breaking News: 90 seconds until gigantic meteorite hits the Earth.
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    The Earth will be destroyed in 90 seconds, nyaa!
[00:05] ---
    Eh!??
[00:06] ---
    Mahjong Soul PON☆!
[00:07] ---
    I'll return to the moon...
[00:09] ---
    Damn, I wanted to win more!
[00:12] ---
    I wanted to win and have my wish granted.
[00:15] ---
    That's it!
[00:15] ---
    They say your wish is granted if you win mahjong at the shrine, nyaa!
[00:19] ---
    Everyone, make me win, nyaa! I'll save the Earth, nyaa!
[00:23] ---
    What? Why you, midget?
[00:25] ---
    But she's the heroine, after all.
[00:27] ---
    I guess there's no other way.
[00:28] ---
    Shrine Maiden
    Ichihime
[00:28] ---
    Perfect Boss
    Osamu Saitou
[00:28] ---
    Bringer of Luck and Food
    Wanjirou
[00:28] ---
    Self-proclaimed Goddess
    Kaguyahime
[00:30] ---
    Hmm...
[00:31] ---
    This is...
[00:31] ---
    This hand is... incredible!
[00:35] ---
    Ahh...
[00:38] ---
    Pon!
[00:39] ---
    Rabbit, why did you call the tile, nyaa!
[00:41] ---
    Weren't we going to make the shrine maiden win?
[00:43] ---
    Be-Because you discarded the Dora!
[00:45] ---
    What are you guys doing, nyaa!
[00:47] ---
    If I don't win, the Earth's doomed, nyaa!
[00:50] ---
    Riichi.
[00:51] ---
    Were you even listening!?
[00:53] ---
    You aimed for victory too. It's oblivious from your discards.
[00:56] ---
    Does anyone want coffee?
[00:58] ---
    Uwaa... Nyaa!
[00:59] ---
    Ron!
[01:00] ---
    Little Three Dragons, Three Concealed Triplets,
    All Triplets, Dora 3!
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    You're not meant to win, nyaa!
[01:04] ---
    It's impossible not to win with this hand!
[01:07] ---
    I was in Tenpai for Thirteen Orphans.
[01:09] ---
    Only the shrine maiden would deal into such a hand.
[01:11] ---
    You all don't play like you were supposed to, so now I'm hungry, nyaa!
[01:15] ---
    Let's order some takeout.
[01:16] ---
    Large braised pork ramen and gyoza set.
[01:17] ---
    Pork cutlet curry rice.
[01:18] ---
    Fried rice with a starchy sauce.
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    Super spicy mapo ramen.
[01:20] ---
    Ah, I think the gyoza coupon for that restaurant is here...
[01:22] ---
    Argh nyaaa!!