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[00:00] SIGN
    Pre-Premiere Special Episode
[00:02] NARRATOR
    This is the Mahjong Soul Shrine.
[00:04] NARRATOR
    Disaster is about to befall this shrine
    nestled in the corner of the city.
[00:07] SIGN
    Disaster looms for the Mahjong Soul Shrine——
[00:15] ICHIHIME
    Wh-What's happening, nyaa?
[00:17] ICHIHIME
    Where exactly...
[00:20] ICHI/WAN/KAGU
    ...are we right now?!
[00:22] NARRATOR
    Ichihime and the others got isekai'd along
    with the shrine when a truck crashed into it.
[00:22] SIGN
    Ichihime and the others got 
    isekai'd along with the shrine
    when a truck crashed into it——
[00:27] SIGN (red)
    East
[00:28] ICHIHIME
    I'm getting hungry, nyaa.
[00:30] ICHIHIME
    Where's the nearest ramen shop, nyaa?
[00:31] WANJIROU
    Seriously?
    This isn't the time, wan.
[00:33] KAGUYAHIME
    Yeah, exactly. First things first...
[00:36] ICHI/WAN/KAGU
    ...we hafta go play mahjong!
[00:38] WANJIROU
    Oh, man! This slime tastes so good!
[00:41] ICHIHIME
    This is super useful, nyaa!
[00:42] KAGUYAHIME
    Doesn't this world have any showers?
[00:45] SIGN
    Ichihime and the others
    thoroughly enjoy this other world——
[00:45] NARRATOR
    Ichihime and the others
    thoroughly enjoy this other world.
[00:49] KAGUYAHIME
    I see.
[00:50] KAGUYAHIME
    So in this world...
[00:52] SIGN
    And then——
[00:53] NARRATOR
    And then...
[00:57] KAGUYAHIME
    I'm the one who's going to win this battle.
[01:01] ICHIHIME
    I cannot let your wish come true, nyaa!
[01:04] NARRATOR
    The mahjong battle to determine
    the fate of the world begins now.
[01:04] SIGN
    The mahjong battle to determine
     the fate of the world begins now——
[01:08] SIGN
    Mahjong
    Soul Pon☆
[01:09] NARRATOR
    Mahjong Soul...
[01:10] ICHIHIME
    ...Pon☆, nyaa!
[01:13] WANJIROU
    Is that what our anime is about?
[01:16] ICHIHIME
    Of course not, nyaa. It's an April Fool's, nyaa.
[01:18] WANJIROU
    Huh? But can this really be the first episode?
[01:20] KAGUYAHIME
    Yeah, I mean, what'll they do
    if this doesn't air on April 1st?