E2 - GOBO GOBO!

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SIGN    Somewhere in Tokyo, 20XX
[02:10] Chief Cofficer
    M-Many people escaped during the attack
    on the Ariake Natural Protection Zone—
[02:14] Peloce
    That isn't the issue.
[02:16] Peloce
    The problem is that Blue got away.
[02:20] Peloce
    You can't underestimate
    a magical girl's power.
[02:22] Slayer
    Oh, dear.
[02:23] Slayer
    Why can't you just find a way to enjoy this?
[02:26] Peloce
    Slayer!
[02:28] Peloce
    Don't tell me you forgot
    what happened that time.
[02:32] Shobon
    The Nakano Incident.
SIGN    2009
SIGN    Nakano
[02:34] Peloce
    In 2009, rioting otaku attacked
    the Nakano depository.
SIGN    Goods
[02:39] Peloce
    They stole a large number of artifacts.
[02:42] Peloce
    That's when we first became aware
[02:44] Peloce
    of the existence
    of the insurrectionist forces
SIGN    Nakano
[02:47] Peloce
    and the great powers
    of the magical girls supporting them.
SIGN    Akiba
[02:52] Peloce
    The scoundrels then occupied Akihabara.
[02:55] Peloce
    The situation has remained
    in a deadlock ever since.
[02:57] Peloce
    If those three manage
    to combine forces again...
[03:04] Otaku
    One, two, three, four...
[03:12] Otaku
    ...four. One, two, three, four.
[03:20] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[03:22] Kyotaro
    Huh?
[03:28] Otaku Hero
    Huh? What the—?!
[03:31] Anarchy
    Pee-yew!
[03:32] Anarchy
    Blue!
[03:33] Otaku Hero
    The hell are you doing?
[03:37] Anarchy
    What's that stank coming from?
[03:40] Blue
    It's surrr... strömming.
[03:45] Anarchy
    Take it outside!
[03:52] Otaku
    Hold your breath.
[03:53] Otaku
    Damn, that stinks!
[03:56] Blue
    Oh, come on! What're you gonna do to me?
[03:59] Anarchy
    Think on what you did, asshole!
[04:01] Anarchy
    I'm busy over here.
[04:03] Anarchy
    Okay, what's left?
    40 dozen rolls toilet paper,
[04:06] Anarchy
    as much veggies and yakisoba as we can get,
[04:09] Anarchy
    and gas masks.
[04:10] Blue
    Gas masks?
[04:12] Anarchy
    Because the hideout reeks now!
    It's your own damn fault!
[04:16] Otaku Hero
    Gas masks...
[04:27] Anarchy
    Whatcha lookin' at?
[04:28] Otaku Hero
    Huh? Oh.
[04:30] Anarchy
    Gas masks?
[04:32] Otaku Hero
    Might be a clue about Pink-chan.
[04:34] Anarchy
    Pink?
[04:35] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. Will he answer?
[04:38] Otaku Hero
    Oh, Nick!
[04:40] Nick
    Yo, Otaku Hero. How's things?
[04:42] Otaku Hero
    Not bad.
[04:44] Otaku Hero
    Feels like I bit off
    more than I can chew, though.
[04:48] Nick
    I hear you raised hell at one of the camps.
[04:51] Nick
    Nice work, man.
[04:53] Anarchy
    He sure is informed.
[04:55] Otaku Hero
    Yeah, he's a mod of Ura-Nico
    and a super hacker.
[04:59] Otaku Hero
    He's the reason we could use
    the field at Akiba.
[05:02] Anarchy
    That was him?
[05:03] Nick
    I've heard all about you, Magical Girl.
[05:06] Anarchy
    Oh, hey. I'm Anarchy.
[05:08] Nick
    How's it going?
[05:09] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan's here too.
[05:11] Blue
    Here ya go! Here ya go!
    Here ya go! Here ya go!
[05:13] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:13] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:14] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:14] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:16] Nick
    Looks like she's doing good.
[05:18] Otaku Hero
    So, Nick, wanna do me a favor?
[05:20] Nick
    Huh?
[05:23] Nick
    A rave?
[05:25] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[05:26] Otaku Hero
    Can you find out where
    it's being streamed from?
[05:29] Nick
    Hold on.
[05:34] Anarchy
    Kyo-chan died?
[05:36] Anarchy
    Oh?
SIGN    Otaku
[05:37] Anarchy
    From Nick.
[05:38] Anarchy
    How did he know my address?
[05:41] Otaku Hero
    'Cause he's Nick.
[05:42] Anarchy
    Creepy!
[05:43] Anarchy
    Hey, this looks like a map.
SIGN    Here
[05:45] Otaku Hero
    That's here!
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Akiba
SIGN    Hideout
[05:47] Otaku Hero
    It's right behind us!
[05:51] Anarchy
    Here?
[05:52] Otaku Hero
    I think so.
[05:54] Otaku Hero
    I had no idea a place like this was here.
[05:57] Anarchy
    Right under our noses.
[05:59] Anarchy
    We just didn't see it.
SIGN    Pink's Hideout
[06:01] Blue
    Look what it says!
SIGN    Pink's Hideout
[06:04] Blue
    Hey, I'm startin' to get tired.
[06:07] Anarchy
    Say what? We haven't
    even walked three minutes!
SIGN    Here
[06:10] Blue
    I'm sore from being strung up so long.
[06:13] Anarchy
    You were slapping
    volleyballs around like crazy!
[06:15] Blue
    Whatevs.
[06:17] Anarchy
    Well, everyone seems happy
    you came back, though.
[06:21] Blue
    I guess I'll go.
[06:23] Anime Otaku
    B-Blue-chan, where to?
[06:25] Game Otaku
    Who's that from?
[06:26] Blue
    A guy I met on a hookup site
    said he'd take me out for Chinese.
[06:29] Idol Otaku
    You shouldn't go, Blue-chan!
[06:31] Anime Otaku
    You don't know what he'll do to you!
[06:33] Blue
    Well, yeah, but gee,
[06:35] Blue
    while I was locked up, my basic 
    physical needs were all ignored.
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Sex
[06:43] Blue
    You gotta keep a girl satisfied.
[06:45] Otaku
    I'll treat you!
[06:46] Otaku
    Lemme take you!
[06:48] Otaku
    No! I'll satisfy you!
[06:50] Blue
    Oh, okonomiyaki sounds good, too.
[06:55] Anarchy
    Sometimes I'm not sure
    if we should've saved you.
[06:58] Blue
    Oh!
[07:02] Blue
    Found something nice!
[07:03] Anarchy
    Oh, no!
[07:05] Blue
    God, this feels so good.
[07:08] Anarchy
    Yeah, I'm definitely not sure.
[07:30] Pink
    Go.
[07:33] Anarchy
    To think you were here right next to us.
[07:35] Blue
    It's been a while, Pink-chan.
[07:41] Otaku Hero
    Hey! Wai—! Hold on!
[07:44] Anarchy
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:47] Anarchy
    Looks like we might not be welcome.
[07:53] Pink
    Gobo-bo.
[07:56] Anarchy
    Hasn't changed a bit.
[07:58] Anarchy
    Blue, will you translate?
[08:00] Blue
    For sure.
[08:01] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:01] Blue (P)
    "What could you possibly want with me?"
[08:03] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[08:04] Blue (P)
    "I have no intention of leaving."
[08:06] Blue (P)
    "I'm staying here with my children forever."
[08:08] Anarchy
    You can't keep dancing in the dark
    for the rest of your life!
[08:12] Anarchy
    But if you want to try,
    help us defeat Shobon!
[08:15] Anarchy
    We have the power to do it.
    We're magical girls!
[08:18] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:19] Blue (P)
    "You haven't changed one bit,
    Akabane Kirara."
[08:22] Anarchy
    Hey, no using my real name!
[08:23] Pink
    Gobo, gobo...
[08:23] Blue (P)
    "You just want the power to fight."
[08:27] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:28] Blue (P)
    "You're a magical girl. So what?"
[08:30] Blue (P)
    "You're just a tool
    for other people's battles."
[08:33] Blue (P)
    "That's not for me!"
[08:35] Blue (P)
    "Greedy otaku staring, putting me
    in situations I don't want..."
[08:40] Anarchy
    So you stay here in your nice little
    fan club instead, all warm and cozy,
[08:43] Anarchy
    where everyone spoils you like a princess?
[08:46] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:47] Blue (P)
    "When I'm with my children,
    I can live the way I was meant to."
[08:51] Blue (P)
    "And..."
[08:54] Blue (P)
    "And if I don't take my
    shots every day, I'll die."
[08:59] Blue (P)
    "But you still want me to fight?"
[09:01] Blue
    You damn liar!
[09:02] Blue
    I know you spike those shots
    with a little something special.
[09:05] Anarchy
    Huh...
[09:06] Pink
    Gobo?
[09:08] Gas Mask Mob A
    Stop it!
[09:09] Gas Mask Mob B
    Yeah!
[09:10] Gas Mask Mob C
    Quit bullying Pink-chan!
[09:11] Gas Mask Mob D
    Pink-chan doesn't want to fight anymore!
[09:14] Gas Mask Mob E
    That's right!
[09:15] Gas Mask Mob E
    This is Pink-chan's and our utopia!
[09:17] Gas Mask Mob F
    Yeah, it's our paradise!
[09:19] Gas Mask Mob G
    We want to live here happily
    with Pink-chan forever!
[09:22] Gas Mask Mobs
    Don't take Pink-chan from us!
[09:25] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan.
[09:27] Otaku Hero
    I think I know how you feel.
[09:30] Pink
    Gobo-bo-bo...
[09:31] Blue (P)
    "Otaku Hero..."
[09:32] Otaku Hero
    You must be really tired of it all.
[09:36] Otaku Hero
    Actually, a while ago I got
    a little burned out, too.
[09:40] Pink
    Gobo?
[09:41] Otaku Hero
    But Anarchy-chan helped me remember.
[09:45] Otaku Hero
    We're making the world a place where
    you can like whatever you want to like again!
[09:49] Otaku Hero
    That's why our moe will never burn out!
[09:53] Kyotaro
    Nice one!
[09:55] Anarchy
    That's right, Pink!
[09:57] Anarchy
    When we three magical girls
    are together, I know we'll win!
[10:00] Anarchy
    Come on, Blue, say something.
[10:01] Blue
    This place reeks of sweat.
[10:03] Kyotaro
    Sniff, sniff.
[10:05] Pink
    Gobo.
[10:06] Blue (P)
    "Fine."
[10:10] Gas Mask Mob
    Pink-chan?
[10:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[10:12] Blue (P)
    "If you want to take me out of here,
    show me you're serious."
[10:18] Anarchy
    Serious?
[10:19] Pink
    Gobo gobo-bo...
[10:19] Blue (P)
    "Akabane Kirara, Kanda Blueberry Ai."
[10:22] Anarchy
    That's your real name?!
[10:24] Blue (P)
    This drug will test your resolve.
[10:28] Anarchy
    Huh... If we take it, then what?
[10:31] Pink
    Go-bo, gobo...
[10:31] Blue (P)
    "I guess you'll have to wait and see."
[10:34] Blue (P)
    "If you don't take it,
    you can turn right around and leave."
[10:38] Kyotaro
    That's so rock 'n' roll.
[10:41] Anarchy
    Fine.
[10:43] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan. Blue-chan.
[10:53] Anarchy
    I-Is this poison?
[10:55] Blue
    This is the shit!
[10:57] Pink
    Gobo-bo...
[10:58] Blue (P)
    "Now I know you're serious."
[11:02] Anarchy
    Wh-What'd she say?
[11:04] Blue
    We're gonna fight.
[11:06] Anarchy
    Damn it! That little punk.
[11:10] Otaku Hero
    H-Huh?! What the—?
[11:12] Kyotaro
    She dead? Up and died?
[11:14] Mob Gas Mask A
    They're connected.
[11:16] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[11:17] Gas Mask Mob A
    Everyone who takes the drug,
[11:18] Gas Mask Mob A
    their consciousness becomes
    one until it wears off.
[11:21] Gas Mask Mob B
    You didn't know?
[11:23] Gas Mask Mob B
    Anything imaginable can
    happen inside Pink-chan's head.
[11:26] Gas Mask Mob B
    Her mind is infinite!
[11:31] Anarchy
    What the hell is this?
[11:40] Blue
    This feels so good.
[11:42] Anarchy
    Huh? This isn't water?
[11:46] Anarchy
    What.
[12:04] Anarchy
    Damn it! This is what
    Pink's head is full of?
[12:08] Blue
    It's wild, huh? So wild.
[12:10] Blue
    I actually don't hate it.
[12:11] Anarchy
    This isn't the time!
[12:13] Anarchy
    Anyway, we gotta go find Pink.
[12:18] Anarchy
    Oh? This part isn't so... bad? Uh...
[12:27] Anarchy
    This is why I hate brain stuff!
[12:29] Anarchy
    If that's how it is...
[12:30] Anarchy
    Transform!
[12:54] Anarchy
    Here to destroy both chaos and order,
[12:57] Anarchy
    Magical Girl Anarchy!
[13:00] Anarchy
    Heaven's Crack Trap!
[13:05] Anarchy
    See dat?
[13:06] Anarchy
    If anything goes here, we can't lose.
[13:10] Anarchy
    What now?
[13:15] Blue
    Still don't hate it!
[13:21] Kyotaro
    Hmm. Just barely... out.
[13:24] Otaku Hero
    Th-They gonna be okay?
[13:27] Gas Mask Mob
    Looks like they can't lift a finger.
[13:29] Otaku Hero
    How can you tell?
[13:40] Anarchy
    What's that?
[13:44] Anarchy
    Body pillows?
[14:17] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[14:19] Blue
    Yeah, right there, right there!
    This feels so good!
[14:22] Anarchy
    You psycho bitch!
    I never should've saved you!
[14:27] Blue
    Oh, don't say that.
[14:29] Blue
    But since you did, I owe you one.
[14:32] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama's dream is my dream!
[14:35] Anarchy
    Blue...
[14:36] Blue
    Get a load of this.
[14:38] Blue
    Transform!
[14:59] Blue
    Fly on into my world!
[15:03] Blue
    Magical Girl
[15:06] Blue
    Blue!
[15:11] Blue
    Territorio Assoluto!
[15:19] Anarchy
    Hey, you aren't half bad!
[15:22] Anarchy
    Whoa, is this place what it looks like?
[15:25] Blue
    Probably.
[15:44] Anarchy
    Come out, Pink!
[15:46] Blue
    Come on out!
[15:57] Anarchy
    Pink!
[15:58] Pink
    Go-bo go-bo?
[15:58] Blue (P)
    "Are you enjoying yourselves?"
[16:00] Anarchy
    Don't flatter yourself.
[16:02] Anarchy
    Let's hurry and get this over with.
[16:04] Pink
    Gobo, gobo gobo?
[16:04] Blue (P)
    "Should I go easy on you?"
[16:06] Anarchy
    Don't insult me! Give it all you got!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[16:28] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
SIGN    Illusion
[16:29] Pink
    Gobo.
SIGN    Judgment
[16:30] Pink
    Gobo!
SIGN    Carnage
[16:31] Pink
    Gobo!
SIGN    Awakening
[16:33] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
SIGN    Magical Girl Pink
[16:35] Pink
    Go-bo gobo...
[16:36] Blue (P)
    "Now prove to me how serious you a—"
[16:43] Gas Mask Mob
    It's begun.
[16:46] Otaku Hero
    Good luck, Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan!
[16:57] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[16:58] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:04] Anarchy
    Not bad. Now it's my turn.
[17:07] Anarchy
    Heaven's Sacrifice!
[17:12] Pink
    Go-bo.
[17:16] Anarchy
    What?
[17:21] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[17:22] Blue (P)
    "How did you think you could
    defeat me inside my own mind?"
[17:30] Anarchy
    You can't have forgotten everything.
[17:33] Anarchy
    Try to remember!
[17:34] Anarchy
    Our first battle. The promise we made!
[17:38] Otaku
    We did it!
[17:39] Otaku
    All right!
[17:43] Anarchy
    This isn't the end of our battle.
[17:47] Anarchy
    It's just the beginning.
[17:48] Blue
    You sound so cool, Spooky-cha—
[17:51] Anarchy
    It's Anarchy!
[17:57] Anarchy
    Let's swear to it!
[17:59] Anarchy
    Magical girls never lose. Always win!
[18:02] Anarchy
    We'll win and then turn back
    into normal girls!
[18:05] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[18:06] Blue
    What do you mean "normal"?
[18:08] Anarchy
    That's, well, um... I'm not sure.
[18:12] Blue
    You aren't sure?
[18:13] Anarchy
    But it's gotta be fun!
[18:15] Anarchy
    A world where everyone can
    like whatever they want to like!
[18:19] Blue
    What they want?
[18:22] Blue
    In that case, I want to go
    to a New Order concert!
[18:26] Anarchy
    If you say so.
[18:28] Anarchy
    And you, Pink?
[18:31] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo.
[18:35] Blue
    "I want to work at a maid cafe," she says.
[18:41] Anarchy
    Cool. It's a promise.
[18:47] Anarchy
    We will win!
[18:49] Blue
    We'll win and become normal girls again.
[18:52] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo!
[18:52] Blue (P)
    "And like what we want to like!"
[18:54] Anarchy
    A world that can say "like"!
[18:57] All three
    Let's bring it back!
[19:02] Anarchy
    Pink, please remember.
[19:13] Gas Mask Mob
    Everyone, let's go!
[19:15] Gas Mask Mobs
    Yeah.
[19:19] Pink
    Go!
[19:22] Anarchy
    If you can't remember,
[19:24] Anarchy
    if you don't want to
    remember, that's too bad.
[19:28] Anarchy
    Do it.
[19:32] Pink
    Go!
[19:34] Gas Mask Mobs
    Pink-chan!
[19:38] Anarchy
    The gas masks!
[19:39] Pink
    Gobo-bo?
[19:40] Gas Mask Mob A
    Pink-chan, we know how you feel!
[19:42] Gas Mask Mob A
    We're the only ones who know!
[19:44] Gas Mask Mob C
    Pink-chan, we know that you still have hope!
[19:48] Pink
    G-Gobo...
[19:49] Gas Mask Mob B
    Go back to being a magical girl!
[19:52] Gas Mask Mob C
    We'll all be okay!
[19:53] Gas Mask Mob C
    This isn't goodbye.
[19:55] Gas Mask Mob C
    This is your graduation, Pink-chan!
[19:57] Gas Mask Mob C
    As our princess, and as our idol!
[20:00] Pink
    Gobo...
[20:02] Gas Mask Mob B
    We'll graduate, too!
[20:04] Gas Mask Mobs
    From this dream we shared with you!
[20:08] Gas Mask Mobs
    We want you to fulfill
    your true dreams, Pink-chan!
[20:13] Gas Mask Mob A
    We'll always be waiting for you.
[20:15] Pink
    Gobo!
[20:18] Anarchy
    Wh-What the heck?
[20:22] Blue
    Had a feeling this would happen.
[20:38] Pink
    Go—?
[20:45] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[20:47] Blue
    "I'm back," she said.
[20:49] Anarchy
    Damn it. We couldn't even beat her.
[20:52] Blue
    We didn't need to.
[20:54] Anarchy
    Huh?
[20:54] Otaku Hero
    I don't really get what
    happened, but I'm glad.
[20:58] Otaku Hero
    Welcome back, Pink-chan.
[21:05] Otaku Hero
    And thanks, everyone!
[21:06] Otaku Hero
    Without... your help...
[21:08] Kyotaro
    They okay like this?
[21:14] Otaku Hero
    Right here, on this day,
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[21:16] Otaku Hero
    three magical girls have rejoined forces!
[21:19] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy! Blue! Pink!
[21:23] Otaku Hero
    With the true power
    of the Revolutionary Army,
[21:25] Otaku Hero
    our true determination,
[21:27] Otaku Hero
    we're going to teach
    the Shobon Army a lesson!
[21:30] Otaku Hero
    Our war is just beginning!
[21:32] Otaku Mobs
    Yeah!
[21:35] Kyotaro
    Now that's a red flag!
[23:08] Idol
    Hi, everyone!
[23:09] Idol
    Today is my debut concert!
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Yay!
SIGN    My Memories
    with Pink-Chan
[23:16] Idol
    Here we go! One, two, three, four!
SIGN    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Ooh, yahoo!
[23:25] narrator
    A tranquil moment, a turbulent unrest.
[23:28] narrator
    Dazzling memories.
[23:31] narrator
    A towering hatred runs amok
[23:33] narrator
    on roads leading hither
    and thither and nowhere at all.
[23:36] narrator
    The avatar of destruction
    descends from above.
SIGN    Destroy!!!