Magical Destroyers
Freedom of expression is threatened when a mysterious group, the SSC, destroy Japan’s otaku culture. However, a young revolutionary, Otaku Hero—who loves the culture more than anything—rises up. With the help of three rambunctious magical girls—Anarchy, Blue, and Pink—they’ll team up to create a world free of this oppressive rule. Be part of the rebellion to bring back fandom!

Season 1

E1 - RAGE AGAINST AKIHABARA
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SIGN    Protect Otaku
[00:18] Anime Otaku
    You gotta pull the trigger like this, right?
[00:22] Military Otaku
    That's dangerous, man!
[00:24] Game Otaku
    Up, up, down, down...
[00:26] Game Otaku
    I put in the invincibility
    code, so I should be safe.
[00:30] Train Otaku
    Ah! I can't believe it!
[00:31] Doll Otaku
    What's wrong?
[00:32] Train Otaku
    The overnight special express Ethiopia is
[00:34] Train Otaku
    supposed to be passing
    through Tokyo right now!
SIGN    Special
    Express
    Ethiopia
[00:36] Game Otaku
    Who the hell cares?!
[00:37] Train Otaku
    This isn't happening!
[00:39] JSDF Otaku
    Hold it in!
[00:40] Military Otaku
    Swallow it! Swallow it!
[00:41] Pilot
    We've arrived. I'm opening the hatch.
[00:51] Kyotaro
    Hey there, Otaku Hero!
    Want me to cast a bravery spell?
[00:57] Otaku Hero
    I wish you had asked sooner.
[01:04] Otaku Hero
    Let's start the operation
    and try not to die.
[01:06] Otaku Hero
    Follow me!
[01:07] Anarchy
    I can't let you do that.
[01:09] Anarchy
    The first to go
[01:11] Anarchy
    has got to be me!
[01:14] Anarchy
    First train departing!
[01:16] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[01:18] Otaku Hero
    Your parachute! Parachute!
[01:20] Anarchy
    Here I go. Transform!
SIGN    2008
[01:38] Otaku Hero
    If I don't hurry,
    they're gonna sell out
[01:42] Otaku Hero
    of the limited first run edition!
[01:45] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
SIGN    Anime
    Game
[01:48] Otaku Hero
    Some kind of event?
[01:51] Otaku Hero
    Ah, excuse me! Huh?
SIGN    New
    Releases
SIGN    Action
SIGN    Simulation
SIGN    Shooting
SIGN    Popular!!!
SIGN    Newest Releases
[01:59] Otaku Hero
    What's going on?
[02:01] Otaku Hero
    Oh! There's one left!
SIGN    Limited First Run Edition!!
    Includes Bonus Materials
[02:03] Otaku Hero
    Whoa! You're mine, first run edition!
[02:14] Cofficer
    Retrieval complete.
[02:19] Cofficer
    All right. On to the next one.
[02:23] Otaku Hero
    What the hell are you doing?
[02:26] Otaku Hero
    Give that back... to me!
[02:30] Cofficer
    Let go.
[02:31] Cofficer
    If you continue to protest,
    I'll take you into protection.
[02:35] Otaku Hero
    Protection?
[02:42] Anime Otaku
    Let go!
[02:43] Anime Otaku
    That's the legendary kabe
    circle issue! Give it back!
[02:47] Doll Otaku
    I spent three years searching for that!
[02:49] Doll Otaku
    And it's mint!
[02:52] Train Otaku
    Now that's an unusual vehicle!
[02:59] Slayer
    What a pleasant sound.
[03:00] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
    Hey! Divine Lariat!
[03:05] Slayer
    Trying to give me an uninvited clothesline?
[03:07] Slayer
    How very rude of you!
[03:16] Slayer
    Your bark is worse than your bite.
[03:18] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
[03:22] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
    Ah, that smells nice.
[03:25] Slayer
    What gives trash like you
    the right to smell me?!
[03:29] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
    How are you?!
SIGN    General Fan
SIGN    Today's Weather
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Saitama
[03:53] Otaku Hero
    It began without any warning.
SIGN    Nakano, Tokyo
[04:06] Otaku Hero
    People known as otaku,
    regardless of preferred genre,
SIGN    Nipponbashi, Osaka
SIGN    Figurines, Hobbies
    Ota-Road Main Store
[04:12] Otaku Hero
    became targets of
    the government's "protection" efforts.
SIGN    New Bldg. #2
[04:22] Otaku Hero
    Nobody was able to stop them.
SIGN    Otaku Protection Rates: 95%
SIGN    If you see an otaku, contact the SSC.
[04:26] Otaku Hero
    They said they wanted to protect
    a world-famous culture.
SIGN    Otaku Protection Rates: 95%
[04:29] Otaku Hero
    For some reason, nobody questioned that.
[04:40] Otaku Hero
    Otaku disappeared from view.
[04:50] Otaku Hero
    It only took a single week.
[05:05] Otaku Hero
    But then, we launched our resistance.
SIGN    Die
    otaku!
SIGN    Otaku
    get out!
SIGN    Otaku
    disappear!
SIGN    Gross!
    Die otaku!
SIGN    Die otaku!
SIGN    Present Day, 2011
SIGN    Pedestrian-Only Zone Ahead
[05:29] Anarchy
    Hey.
[05:31] Anarchy
    We've sucked our food reserves dry.
    That's all we got.
[05:34] Otaku Hero
    Oh, right.
[05:36] Otaku Hero
    We'll have to go on another supply run.
[05:38] Game Otaku
    Yeah, but I shit bricks every
    time we meet with our supporters.
[05:42] Game Otaku
    What're we gonna do?
[05:43] Otaku Hero
    I'll figure something out.
[05:45] Kyotaro
    Something, yeah?
[05:46] Otaku Hero
    Yeah, something.
[05:56] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[05:59] Kyotaro
    Whoa!
[06:01] other otaku
    Whoa!
[06:05] Kyotaro
    What?!
[06:06] Anarchy
    Geez, you almost got me pregnant!
[06:10] Otaku Hero
    Quit messing around, Anarchy-chan.
[06:13] Kyotaro
    And I was so looking forward to
    a bizarre plot twist.
[06:16] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[06:25] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[06:26] Kyotaro
    They never let up, do they?
[06:30] Military Otaku
    Sir! A report from the mobile patrol!
[06:33] Otaku Hero
    All right.
[06:35] Otaku Hero
    You know, you could just tell me.
[06:37] Kyotaro
    He never lets up, either.
[06:39] Anarchy
    So, what does it say?
[06:41] Otaku Hero
    Another truck full of otaku
    was sent to the protection zone.
[06:44] Anarchy
    Huh? Damn it!
[06:47] Anarchy
    The damn Shobon Army again!
[06:50] Anarchy
    Hey, Otaku Hero.
[06:53] Anarchy
    We've got to find Blue and Pink.
[06:56] Anarchy
    I mean, it's their fault
    that they got lost,
[06:59] Anarchy
    but when the three of us
    magical girls get together,
[07:02] Anarchy
    nothing can ever stop us!
[07:05] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan was in the abducted group, too.
[07:09] Anarchy
    That horny, blue, psycho bitch!
[07:12] Otaku Hero
    It might be time to call it quits.
[07:15] Anarchy
    Quits? What do you mean?
[07:19] Otaku Hero
    How long since the Shobon goons appeared?
[07:21] Otaku Hero
    About three years?
[07:23] Otaku Hero
    We survived the hell of the otaku hunts,
[07:25] Otaku Hero
    and then otaku from around the country
    gathered to light the flames of revolution.
[07:30] Otaku Hero
    We made it this far thanks to all of you.
[07:32] Game Otaku
    No! It was all thanks to you!
[07:34] Anime Otaku
    There's no way we could've
    fought back without you!
[07:37] Doll Otaku
    This is a liberated zone now!
[07:40] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[07:41] Otaku Hero
    You all worked hard to retake Akiba.
[07:45] Otaku Hero
    But our fighting power shrinks by the day.
[07:49] Otaku Hero
    We even have to steal
    weapons from the enemy.
[07:52] Otaku Hero
    The supporters who bring us food
    have to walk a very dangerous line.
[07:57] Otaku Hero
    So I think—
[07:58] Anarchy
    So you think? You think what?
[08:00] Anarchy
    If you're gonna act this pathetic,
    why don't I take the leader's chair from you!?
[08:05] Otaku Hero
    Why not? Give it a shot.
[08:08] Anarchy
    Huh?!
[08:08] Kyotaro
    You're passing it to her?
[08:10] Otaku Hero
    I've had enough.
[08:14] Anarchy
    Wait! Otaku Hero!
[08:17] Anarchy
    Don't you dare wuss out on me!
[08:19] Military Otaku
    Give it up, Anarchy-chan.
[08:20] Anarchy
    Huh?
[08:22] Military Otaku
    We did basically rely on him for everything.
[08:27] Military Otaku
    Am I wrong?
[08:29] Military Otaku
    Even the flames of revolution need to
    be fueled, or else they may be extinguished.
[08:33] Anarchy
    You might be right, but still...
[08:37] Anarchy
    Still...
[09:05] Kyotaro
    Like a damn chimney.
[09:14] Anime Otaku
    Did you mean it?
[09:16] Anarchy
    Did you really mean
    you'll quit being leader?
[09:20] Otaku Hero
    Things are only gonna go downhill from here.
[09:23] Anarchy
    Well yeah, and that's
    why we need to rescue Blue!
[09:27] Otaku Hero
    Go for it, Anarchy-chan.
    You're the leader, right?
[09:29] Anarchy
    That's not what I'm saying!
[09:31] Anarchy
    With me, Blue, and Pink...
[09:34] Anarchy
    With us magical girls
    and you together, we can fight!
[09:37] Anarchy
    We can make the world a place where
    you can like whatever you want to like again!
[09:41] Anarchy
    You were the leader
    who was supposed to take us there,
[09:45] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[09:46] Otaku Hero
    It just isn't my thing.
[09:48] Anarchy
    Huh?
[09:49] Otaku Hero
    Leave that stuff to the guys
    who can or want to do it.
[09:53] Otaku Hero
    Isn't it the same in anime?
[09:55] Otaku Hero
    The leaders and heroes either
    are ready to kick ass from the start,
[09:59] Otaku Hero
    or they say they "don't want to fight"
    and still kick ass anyway.
[10:03] Anarchy
    And you're saying you're neither type?
[10:09] Anarchy
    Hello?
[10:10] Train Otaku
    Turn on the TV! Right now!
[10:12] Kyotaro
    Here.
SIGN    New Segment! Celebrities who Smoke!
SIGN    Emergency Alert
[10:13] TV host
    We couldn't make it happen!
[10:13] Anarchy
    "The government has announced
    a major protection action
[10:18] Anarchy
    targeted at key areas of the Chiyoda
    and Taito wards for tomorrow"?!
[10:25] Anarchy
    So you're sure?
[10:26] Anarchy
    Then I'll become leader.
[10:28] Anarchy
    But no takebacks or redos later on, okay?
[10:32] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[10:35] Anarchy
    Fine.
[10:39] Anarchy
    Listen up, creeps!
[10:41] Anarchy
    In preparation
    for the expected enemy action,
[10:44] Anarchy
    the Akiba Liberated Zone
    is now going on 24-hour battle alert!
[10:48] Anarchy
    And I, Anarchy-chan, am taking command!
[10:53] Mob otaku
    Yeah!
[10:55] Anarchy
    Open the armory!
[11:00] Anarchy
    A Unit, gather at Suehirocho.
[11:02] Anarchy
    Hey, hey! Get moving, B Unit!
[11:04] Anarchy
    Hurry up, hurry up!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[11:27] Otaku
    Yay!
[11:41] Otaku
    Akihabara successfully recaptured!
[11:46] Otaku
    Yeah!
[11:48] Otaku
    Woo-hoo!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
SIGN    Pink Hero
    Legend
[12:06] (Flashback) Anarchy
    I'll show you magic tomorrow.
[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Magic?
[12:10] (Flashback) Anarchy
    My fire magic.
[12:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
    And if that doesn't change your mind,
[12:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
    then I'll become leader
    and bring Blue back myself!
[12:33] Train Otaku
    Ah! They're here!
[12:41] Cofficer
    To the designated protected
    individuals occupying this district:
[12:45] Cofficer
    End your resistance
    and surrender immediately!
[12:48] Cofficer
    Just like your comrades,
    we absolutely will not treat you poorly!
[12:51] Game Otaku
    Lying pig!
[12:52] Cofficer
    If you refuse, we will use our 
    resources to protect you all.
[12:59] Cofficer
    What's this?
[13:03] Cofficer
    If that's how you want it...
[13:05] Cofficer
    All units, follow established policies
    and commence action!
[13:10] Game Otaku
    They aren't holding back.
[13:13] Game Otaku
    Fire, fire!
[13:15] Cofficer
    Log unit, advance!
SIGN    Canned Oden
[13:24] Cofficer
    Oh, no!
[13:24] Cofficer
    Watch out!
[13:26] JSDF Otaku
    We won't give up one inch!
[13:28] Idol Otaku
    We'll never surrender to you!
[13:30] Otaku A
    What's happening up top?
[13:31] Otaku B
    They're making progress.
[13:33] Otaku C
    Where's Anarchy-chan?
[13:34] Otaku B
    I haven't seen her, but everyone's
    following the plan, so we should be okay!
[13:46] Anarchy
    This is a stairway to hell
    when you're out of shape!
[13:49] Kyotaro
    You sure are being dramatic about it.
[13:52] Anarchy
    Shut up!
[13:53] Kyotaro
    Why do you have to run up anyway?
[13:56] Kyotaro
    Where's your transformation bag?
[13:57] Anarchy
    I don't need it. Not now, anyway.
[14:03] Kyotaro
    Oh, no! You're gonna have to give u—
[14:07] Kyotaro
    The hell?!
[14:08] Anarchy
    I can't let something like this stop me!
[14:11] Kyotaro
    So transform, then!
[14:14] Cofficer
    We've made a way through. Charge!
[14:18] Cofficer A
    One protected!
[14:20] Cofficer B
    Two protected!
[14:22] Cofficer B
    And a whole bunch more,
[14:23] Cofficer B
    all protected!
[14:25] JSDF Otaku
    The barricade has been breached!
[14:27] JSDF Otaku
    You have to take command, Otaku Hero!
[14:30] JSDF Otaku
    It has to be you!
[14:33] JSDF Otaku
    Why won't you say anything?
[14:38] Anarchy
    Listen up, punks!
[14:46] Game Otaku
    Otaku Hero, it's Anarchy-chan!
[14:53] Anarchy
    Up here!
[14:56] Anarchy
    I'll show you what
    Anarchy-chan's magic can do!
[14:59] Anarchy
    Open your eyeballs
    and take a good look!
[15:02] Anarchy
    You impotent, rotten dick
    cheese sons of bitches!
[15:07] Chief Cofficer
    It's a magical girl.
[15:08] Chief Cofficer
    Incendiary rounds! Fire!
[15:13] Anarchy
    Think you can hit me?
[15:14] Kyotaro
    They're trying to kill us!
[15:16] Kyotaro
    RIP me!
[15:19] Anarchy
    RIP what? You're so full of it.
[15:21] Kyotaro
    Oh, you caught me?
[15:22] Kyotaro
    Watch out!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[15:32] Game Otaku
    That's the...
[15:33] Train Otaku
    ...flag of our revolution!
[15:34] JSDF Otaku
    It represents...
[15:35] Idol Otaku
    ...the dreams of all otaku!
[15:37] Anarchy
    Remember, Otaku Hero!
[15:40] Anarchy
    You wanted to protect what you love.
[15:42] Anarchy
    That urge, that drive, that fire—!
[15:53] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[15:57] Anarchy
    Do you see it?
[15:59] Anarchy
    This means... I'm the leader now.
[16:04] Anarchy
    Got a problem with that?
[16:10] Anarchy
    I'm the leader now! I am!
[16:15] Anarchy
    I wanted everyone to know... but...
[16:21] Anarchy
    the only leader I really want
    is you, Otaku Hero!
[16:29] Otaku Hero
    Quit crying, Anarchy-chan.
[16:33] Otaku Hero
    Your spell worked on me.
[16:35] Otaku Hero
    Your magic set my heart
    on fire, Anarchy-chan.
[16:43] Otaku Hero
    Here, take this.
[16:44] Otaku Hero
    You left it behind on purpose, right?
[16:47] Anarchy
    Oh. Yeah!
[16:50] Kyotaro
    By the way, how did you get up here?
[16:52] Otaku Hero
    In that!
[16:56] Kyotaro & Anarchy
    A blimp?!
[17:12] Otaku Hero
    Listen up, everyone!
[17:14] Otaku Hero
    We're gonna use this thing
    to annihilate the enemy.
[17:16] Otaku Hero
    And then we're gonna rescue Blue!
[17:18] Otaku Hero
    I'm the leader of the revolutionary army!
[17:20] Otaku Hero
    Otaku Hero!
[17:21] Otaku Hero
    Got a problem with that?
[17:23] Otaku
    Ooh!
[17:23] Otaku
    No objection!
[17:31] Otaku Hero
    They call this a "natural protection zone"
    where otaku can fulfill their otaku desires,
[17:35] Otaku Hero
    but it's actually just a jail.
[17:37] Otaku Hero
    No, a fortress.
[17:39] Otaku Hero
    They have jail cells lined up
    in a wide-open exhibition space.
[17:42] Otaku Hero
    And the watchtower guarding it all is
[17:44] Otaku Hero
    Tokyo Big Sight!
[17:46] Otaku Hero
    Let's start the operation
    and try not to die.
[17:48] Otaku Hero
    Follow me!
[17:49] Anarchy
    I can't let you do that.
[17:51] Anarchy
    The first to go
[17:53] Anarchy
    has got to be me!
[17:57] Anarchy
    First train departing!
[17:58] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[17:59] Otaku Hero
    Your parachute! Parachute!!
[18:03] Anarchy
    Thank you, Otaku Hero.
[18:05] Anarchy
    Here I go. Transform!
[18:36] Anarchy
    Here to destroy both chaos and order,
[18:38] Anarchy
    Magical Girl Anarchy!
[18:41] Anarchy
    If you act naughty,
[18:42] Anarchy
    I'll blow you to bits!
[18:49] Anarchy
    Heaven's Inferno!
SIGN    Heaven's Inferno
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[18:54] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, set it on fire!
[18:56] Anarchy
    Okay!
[18:58] Anarchy
    Heaven's Paradise!
[19:04] Guard A
    What?!
[19:10] Guard B
    What? Wait! Cut it out!
[19:18] Otaku Hero
    Good job!
[19:22] otaku
    Get them!
[19:23] otaku
    We did it!
[19:27] Kyotaro
    Where's Blue at?
[19:29] Anarchy
    That horny, blue, psycho bitch?
[19:32] Otaku Hero
    What's that?
SIGN    Blue Is Here
[19:33] Otaku Hero
    She's in there!
[19:36] Otaku Hero
    Watch out!
[19:38] Anarchy
    I got this!
[19:40] Cofficers
    Fire! Fire!
[19:44] Anarchy
    No Hit, No Life!
SIGN    No Hit, No Life!!
[19:50] Kyotaro
    She's murdering!
[19:51] Otaku Hero
    That's our Anarchy-chan!
[19:59] Otaku Hero
    Is that...
[20:01] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan!
[20:04] Otaku Hero
    We came to save you!
[20:10] Otaku Hero
    What the hell is that?!
[20:11] Kyotaro
    This time we're all definitely dead!
[20:16] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[20:24] Kyotaro
    Anarchy!
[20:24] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[20:35] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[20:40] Anarchy
    He done? My turn, then.
[21:04] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan!
[21:05] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan!
[21:12] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama?!
[21:16] Blue
    And Analchy-chan...
[21:17] Anarchy
    It's Anarchy!
[21:19] Anarchy
    Geez. You're always so stupid.
[21:22] Anarchy
    How could a girl like you get trapped
    in a place like this anyway?
[21:26] Blue
    Yeah...
[21:27] Blue
    I went to hook up with someone I met online
    and somehow ended up here.
SIGN    Happy Happy Mail
    Aomi-san's Profile
    View Image  View Image  View Image
    Job: Magical Girl
    Blood Type: Secret
    Sex Drive: Max+
    Area: Tokyo
    Things I'm Into: Toys, Bondage
    Comment: I'm super kinky
     Hobbies: Sex
     Personality: Proactive
     Skills: Magic
[21:31] Anarchy
    I'm gonna kill you!
[21:32] Blue
    Oh, thank you!
[21:33] Anarchy
    You seriously don't have
    any standards, do you?
[21:34] Blue
    Ooh! Ooh!
[21:36] Anarchy
    You total slut!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[21:37] Blue
    Yes, thank you so much!
[21:40] Shobon
    It looks like it's begun. Our game is on.
[21:44] Slayer
    Things are finally going to get interesting.
[21:48] Slayer
    With Otaku Hero,
    Magical Girl Blue, and Anarchy.
[23:25] Slayer (?)
    A red girl, a blue girl,
    and the last magical girl.
[23:30] Slayer (?)
    Their desire to fight, their despair
    of loss has now gotten in the groove.
[23:34] Slayer (?)
    They can't let themselves get burned out now.
[23:37] Slayer (?)
    They'll be tested. Dive in.

E2 - GOBO GOBO!
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SIGN    Somewhere in Tokyo, 20XX
[02:10] Chief Cofficer
    M-Many people escaped during the attack
    on the Ariake Natural Protection Zone—
[02:14] Peloce
    That isn't the issue.
[02:16] Peloce
    The problem is that Blue got away.
[02:20] Peloce
    You can't underestimate
    a magical girl's power.
[02:22] Slayer
    Oh, dear.
[02:23] Slayer
    Why can't you just find a way to enjoy this?
[02:26] Peloce
    Slayer!
[02:28] Peloce
    Don't tell me you forgot
    what happened that time.
[02:32] Shobon
    The Nakano Incident.
SIGN    2009
SIGN    Nakano
[02:34] Peloce
    In 2009, rioting otaku attacked
    the Nakano depository.
SIGN    Goods
[02:39] Peloce
    They stole a large number of artifacts.
[02:42] Peloce
    That's when we first became aware
[02:44] Peloce
    of the existence
    of the insurrectionist forces
SIGN    Nakano
[02:47] Peloce
    and the great powers
    of the magical girls supporting them.
SIGN    Akiba
[02:52] Peloce
    The scoundrels then occupied Akihabara.
[02:55] Peloce
    The situation has remained
    in a deadlock ever since.
[02:57] Peloce
    If those three manage
    to combine forces again...
[03:04] Otaku
    One, two, three, four...
[03:12] Otaku
    ...four. One, two, three, four.
[03:20] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[03:22] Kyotaro
    Huh?
[03:28] Otaku Hero
    Huh? What the—?!
[03:31] Anarchy
    Pee-yew!
[03:32] Anarchy
    Blue!
[03:33] Otaku Hero
    The hell are you doing?
[03:37] Anarchy
    What's that stank coming from?
[03:40] Blue
    It's surrr... strömming.
[03:45] Anarchy
    Take it outside!
[03:52] Otaku
    Hold your breath.
[03:53] Otaku
    Damn, that stinks!
[03:56] Blue
    Oh, come on! What're you gonna do to me?
[03:59] Anarchy
    Think on what you did, asshole!
[04:01] Anarchy
    I'm busy over here.
[04:03] Anarchy
    Okay, what's left?
    40 dozen rolls toilet paper,
[04:06] Anarchy
    as much veggies and yakisoba as we can get,
[04:09] Anarchy
    and gas masks.
[04:10] Blue
    Gas masks?
[04:12] Anarchy
    Because the hideout reeks now!
    It's your own damn fault!
[04:16] Otaku Hero
    Gas masks...
[04:27] Anarchy
    Whatcha lookin' at?
[04:28] Otaku Hero
    Huh? Oh.
[04:30] Anarchy
    Gas masks?
[04:32] Otaku Hero
    Might be a clue about Pink-chan.
[04:34] Anarchy
    Pink?
[04:35] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. Will he answer?
[04:38] Otaku Hero
    Oh, Nick!
[04:40] Nick
    Yo, Otaku Hero. How's things?
[04:42] Otaku Hero
    Not bad.
[04:44] Otaku Hero
    Feels like I bit off
    more than I can chew, though.
[04:48] Nick
    I hear you raised hell at one of the camps.
[04:51] Nick
    Nice work, man.
[04:53] Anarchy
    He sure is informed.
[04:55] Otaku Hero
    Yeah, he's a mod of Ura-Nico
    and a super hacker.
[04:59] Otaku Hero
    He's the reason we could use
    the field at Akiba.
[05:02] Anarchy
    That was him?
[05:03] Nick
    I've heard all about you, Magical Girl.
[05:06] Anarchy
    Oh, hey. I'm Anarchy.
[05:08] Nick
    How's it going?
[05:09] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan's here too.
[05:11] Blue
    Here ya go! Here ya go!
    Here ya go! Here ya go!
[05:13] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:13] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:14] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:14] Otaku
    My pleasure!
[05:16] Nick
    Looks like she's doing good.
[05:18] Otaku Hero
    So, Nick, wanna do me a favor?
[05:20] Nick
    Huh?
[05:23] Nick
    A rave?
[05:25] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[05:26] Otaku Hero
    Can you find out where
    it's being streamed from?
[05:29] Nick
    Hold on.
[05:34] Anarchy
    Kyo-chan died?
[05:36] Anarchy
    Oh?
SIGN    Otaku
[05:37] Anarchy
    From Nick.
[05:38] Anarchy
    How did he know my address?
[05:41] Otaku Hero
    'Cause he's Nick.
[05:42] Anarchy
    Creepy!
[05:43] Anarchy
    Hey, this looks like a map.
SIGN    Here
[05:45] Otaku Hero
    That's here!
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Akiba
SIGN    Hideout
[05:47] Otaku Hero
    It's right behind us!
[05:51] Anarchy
    Here?
[05:52] Otaku Hero
    I think so.
[05:54] Otaku Hero
    I had no idea a place like this was here.
[05:57] Anarchy
    Right under our noses.
[05:59] Anarchy
    We just didn't see it.
SIGN    Pink's Hideout
[06:01] Blue
    Look what it says!
SIGN    Pink's Hideout
[06:04] Blue
    Hey, I'm startin' to get tired.
[06:07] Anarchy
    Say what? We haven't
    even walked three minutes!
SIGN    Here
[06:10] Blue
    I'm sore from being strung up so long.
[06:13] Anarchy
    You were slapping
    volleyballs around like crazy!
[06:15] Blue
    Whatevs.
[06:17] Anarchy
    Well, everyone seems happy
    you came back, though.
[06:21] Blue
    I guess I'll go.
[06:23] Anime Otaku
    B-Blue-chan, where to?
[06:25] Game Otaku
    Who's that from?
[06:26] Blue
    A guy I met on a hookup site
    said he'd take me out for Chinese.
[06:29] Idol Otaku
    You shouldn't go, Blue-chan!
[06:31] Anime Otaku
    You don't know what he'll do to you!
[06:33] Blue
    Well, yeah, but gee,
[06:35] Blue
    while I was locked up, my basic 
    physical needs were all ignored.
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Sex
[06:43] Blue
    You gotta keep a girl satisfied.
[06:45] Otaku
    I'll treat you!
[06:46] Otaku
    Lemme take you!
[06:48] Otaku
    No! I'll satisfy you!
[06:50] Blue
    Oh, okonomiyaki sounds good, too.
[06:55] Anarchy
    Sometimes I'm not sure
    if we should've saved you.
[06:58] Blue
    Oh!
[07:02] Blue
    Found something nice!
[07:03] Anarchy
    Oh, no!
[07:05] Blue
    God, this feels so good.
[07:08] Anarchy
    Yeah, I'm definitely not sure.
[07:30] Pink
    Go.
[07:33] Anarchy
    To think you were here right next to us.
[07:35] Blue
    It's been a while, Pink-chan.
[07:41] Otaku Hero
    Hey! Wai—! Hold on!
[07:44] Anarchy
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:47] Anarchy
    Looks like we might not be welcome.
[07:53] Pink
    Gobo-bo.
[07:56] Anarchy
    Hasn't changed a bit.
[07:58] Anarchy
    Blue, will you translate?
[08:00] Blue
    For sure.
[08:01] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:01] Blue (P)
    "What could you possibly want with me?"
[08:03] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[08:04] Blue (P)
    "I have no intention of leaving."
[08:06] Blue (P)
    "I'm staying here with my children forever."
[08:08] Anarchy
    You can't keep dancing in the dark
    for the rest of your life!
[08:12] Anarchy
    But if you want to try,
    help us defeat Shobon!
[08:15] Anarchy
    We have the power to do it.
    We're magical girls!
[08:18] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:19] Blue (P)
    "You haven't changed one bit,
    Akabane Kirara."
[08:22] Anarchy
    Hey, no using my real name!
[08:23] Pink
    Gobo, gobo...
[08:23] Blue (P)
    "You just want the power to fight."
[08:27] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:28] Blue (P)
    "You're a magical girl. So what?"
[08:30] Blue (P)
    "You're just a tool
    for other people's battles."
[08:33] Blue (P)
    "That's not for me!"
[08:35] Blue (P)
    "Greedy otaku staring, putting me
    in situations I don't want..."
[08:40] Anarchy
    So you stay here in your nice little
    fan club instead, all warm and cozy,
[08:43] Anarchy
    where everyone spoils you like a princess?
[08:46] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[08:47] Blue (P)
    "When I'm with my children,
    I can live the way I was meant to."
[08:51] Blue (P)
    "And..."
[08:54] Blue (P)
    "And if I don't take my
    shots every day, I'll die."
[08:59] Blue (P)
    "But you still want me to fight?"
[09:01] Blue
    You damn liar!
[09:02] Blue
    I know you spike those shots
    with a little something special.
[09:05] Anarchy
    Huh...
[09:06] Pink
    Gobo?
[09:08] Gas Mask Mob A
    Stop it!
[09:09] Gas Mask Mob B
    Yeah!
[09:10] Gas Mask Mob C
    Quit bullying Pink-chan!
[09:11] Gas Mask Mob D
    Pink-chan doesn't want to fight anymore!
[09:14] Gas Mask Mob E
    That's right!
[09:15] Gas Mask Mob E
    This is Pink-chan's and our utopia!
[09:17] Gas Mask Mob F
    Yeah, it's our paradise!
[09:19] Gas Mask Mob G
    We want to live here happily
    with Pink-chan forever!
[09:22] Gas Mask Mobs
    Don't take Pink-chan from us!
[09:25] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan.
[09:27] Otaku Hero
    I think I know how you feel.
[09:30] Pink
    Gobo-bo-bo...
[09:31] Blue (P)
    "Otaku Hero..."
[09:32] Otaku Hero
    You must be really tired of it all.
[09:36] Otaku Hero
    Actually, a while ago I got
    a little burned out, too.
[09:40] Pink
    Gobo?
[09:41] Otaku Hero
    But Anarchy-chan helped me remember.
[09:45] Otaku Hero
    We're making the world a place where
    you can like whatever you want to like again!
[09:49] Otaku Hero
    That's why our moe will never burn out!
[09:53] Kyotaro
    Nice one!
[09:55] Anarchy
    That's right, Pink!
[09:57] Anarchy
    When we three magical girls
    are together, I know we'll win!
[10:00] Anarchy
    Come on, Blue, say something.
[10:01] Blue
    This place reeks of sweat.
[10:03] Kyotaro
    Sniff, sniff.
[10:05] Pink
    Gobo.
[10:06] Blue (P)
    "Fine."
[10:10] Gas Mask Mob
    Pink-chan?
[10:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[10:12] Blue (P)
    "If you want to take me out of here,
    show me you're serious."
[10:18] Anarchy
    Serious?
[10:19] Pink
    Gobo gobo-bo...
[10:19] Blue (P)
    "Akabane Kirara, Kanda Blueberry Ai."
[10:22] Anarchy
    That's your real name?!
[10:24] Blue (P)
    This drug will test your resolve.
[10:28] Anarchy
    Huh... If we take it, then what?
[10:31] Pink
    Go-bo, gobo...
[10:31] Blue (P)
    "I guess you'll have to wait and see."
[10:34] Blue (P)
    "If you don't take it,
    you can turn right around and leave."
[10:38] Kyotaro
    That's so rock 'n' roll.
[10:41] Anarchy
    Fine.
[10:43] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan. Blue-chan.
[10:53] Anarchy
    I-Is this poison?
[10:55] Blue
    This is the shit!
[10:57] Pink
    Gobo-bo...
[10:58] Blue (P)
    "Now I know you're serious."
[11:02] Anarchy
    Wh-What'd she say?
[11:04] Blue
    We're gonna fight.
[11:06] Anarchy
    Damn it! That little punk.
[11:10] Otaku Hero
    H-Huh?! What the—?
[11:12] Kyotaro
    She dead? Up and died?
[11:14] Mob Gas Mask A
    They're connected.
[11:16] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[11:17] Gas Mask Mob A
    Everyone who takes the drug,
[11:18] Gas Mask Mob A
    their consciousness becomes
    one until it wears off.
[11:21] Gas Mask Mob B
    You didn't know?
[11:23] Gas Mask Mob B
    Anything imaginable can
    happen inside Pink-chan's head.
[11:26] Gas Mask Mob B
    Her mind is infinite!
[11:31] Anarchy
    What the hell is this?
[11:40] Blue
    This feels so good.
[11:42] Anarchy
    Huh? This isn't water?
[11:46] Anarchy
    What.
[12:04] Anarchy
    Damn it! This is what
    Pink's head is full of?
[12:08] Blue
    It's wild, huh? So wild.
[12:10] Blue
    I actually don't hate it.
[12:11] Anarchy
    This isn't the time!
[12:13] Anarchy
    Anyway, we gotta go find Pink.
[12:18] Anarchy
    Oh? This part isn't so... bad? Uh...
[12:27] Anarchy
    This is why I hate brain stuff!
[12:29] Anarchy
    If that's how it is...
[12:30] Anarchy
    Transform!
[12:54] Anarchy
    Here to destroy both chaos and order,
[12:57] Anarchy
    Magical Girl Anarchy!
[13:00] Anarchy
    Heaven's Crack Trap!
[13:05] Anarchy
    See dat?
[13:06] Anarchy
    If anything goes here, we can't lose.
[13:10] Anarchy
    What now?
[13:15] Blue
    Still don't hate it!
[13:21] Kyotaro
    Hmm. Just barely... out.
[13:24] Otaku Hero
    Th-They gonna be okay?
[13:27] Gas Mask Mob
    Looks like they can't lift a finger.
[13:29] Otaku Hero
    How can you tell?
[13:40] Anarchy
    What's that?
[13:44] Anarchy
    Body pillows?
[14:17] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[14:19] Blue
    Yeah, right there, right there!
    This feels so good!
[14:22] Anarchy
    You psycho bitch!
    I never should've saved you!
[14:27] Blue
    Oh, don't say that.
[14:29] Blue
    But since you did, I owe you one.
[14:32] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama's dream is my dream!
[14:35] Anarchy
    Blue...
[14:36] Blue
    Get a load of this.
[14:38] Blue
    Transform!
[14:59] Blue
    Fly on into my world!
[15:03] Blue
    Magical Girl
[15:06] Blue
    Blue!
[15:11] Blue
    Territorio Assoluto!
[15:19] Anarchy
    Hey, you aren't half bad!
[15:22] Anarchy
    Whoa, is this place what it looks like?
[15:25] Blue
    Probably.
[15:44] Anarchy
    Come out, Pink!
[15:46] Blue
    Come on out!
[15:57] Anarchy
    Pink!
[15:58] Pink
    Go-bo go-bo?
[15:58] Blue (P)
    "Are you enjoying yourselves?"
[16:00] Anarchy
    Don't flatter yourself.
[16:02] Anarchy
    Let's hurry and get this over with.
[16:04] Pink
    Gobo, gobo gobo?
[16:04] Blue (P)
    "Should I go easy on you?"
[16:06] Anarchy
    Don't insult me! Give it all you got!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[16:28] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
SIGN    Illusion
[16:29] Pink
    Gobo.
SIGN    Judgment
[16:30] Pink
    Gobo!
SIGN    Carnage
[16:31] Pink
    Gobo!
SIGN    Awakening
[16:33] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
SIGN    Magical Girl Pink
[16:35] Pink
    Go-bo gobo...
[16:36] Blue (P)
    "Now prove to me how serious you a—"
[16:43] Gas Mask Mob
    It's begun.
[16:46] Otaku Hero
    Good luck, Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan!
[16:57] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[16:58] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:04] Anarchy
    Not bad. Now it's my turn.
[17:07] Anarchy
    Heaven's Sacrifice!
[17:12] Pink
    Go-bo.
[17:16] Anarchy
    What?
[17:21] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[17:22] Blue (P)
    "How did you think you could
    defeat me inside my own mind?"
[17:30] Anarchy
    You can't have forgotten everything.
[17:33] Anarchy
    Try to remember!
[17:34] Anarchy
    Our first battle. The promise we made!
[17:38] Otaku
    We did it!
[17:39] Otaku
    All right!
[17:43] Anarchy
    This isn't the end of our battle.
[17:47] Anarchy
    It's just the beginning.
[17:48] Blue
    You sound so cool, Spooky-cha—
[17:51] Anarchy
    It's Anarchy!
[17:57] Anarchy
    Let's swear to it!
[17:59] Anarchy
    Magical girls never lose. Always win!
[18:02] Anarchy
    We'll win and then turn back
    into normal girls!
[18:05] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[18:06] Blue
    What do you mean "normal"?
[18:08] Anarchy
    That's, well, um... I'm not sure.
[18:12] Blue
    You aren't sure?
[18:13] Anarchy
    But it's gotta be fun!
[18:15] Anarchy
    A world where everyone can
    like whatever they want to like!
[18:19] Blue
    What they want?
[18:22] Blue
    In that case, I want to go
    to a New Order concert!
[18:26] Anarchy
    If you say so.
[18:28] Anarchy
    And you, Pink?
[18:31] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo.
[18:35] Blue
    "I want to work at a maid cafe," she says.
[18:41] Anarchy
    Cool. It's a promise.
[18:47] Anarchy
    We will win!
[18:49] Blue
    We'll win and become normal girls again.
[18:52] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo!
[18:52] Blue (P)
    "And like what we want to like!"
[18:54] Anarchy
    A world that can say "like"!
[18:57] All three
    Let's bring it back!
[19:02] Anarchy
    Pink, please remember.
[19:13] Gas Mask Mob
    Everyone, let's go!
[19:15] Gas Mask Mobs
    Yeah.
[19:19] Pink
    Go!
[19:22] Anarchy
    If you can't remember,
[19:24] Anarchy
    if you don't want to
    remember, that's too bad.
[19:28] Anarchy
    Do it.
[19:32] Pink
    Go!
[19:34] Gas Mask Mobs
    Pink-chan!
[19:38] Anarchy
    The gas masks!
[19:39] Pink
    Gobo-bo?
[19:40] Gas Mask Mob A
    Pink-chan, we know how you feel!
[19:42] Gas Mask Mob A
    We're the only ones who know!
[19:44] Gas Mask Mob C
    Pink-chan, we know that you still have hope!
[19:48] Pink
    G-Gobo...
[19:49] Gas Mask Mob B
    Go back to being a magical girl!
[19:52] Gas Mask Mob C
    We'll all be okay!
[19:53] Gas Mask Mob C
    This isn't goodbye.
[19:55] Gas Mask Mob C
    This is your graduation, Pink-chan!
[19:57] Gas Mask Mob C
    As our princess, and as our idol!
[20:00] Pink
    Gobo...
[20:02] Gas Mask Mob B
    We'll graduate, too!
[20:04] Gas Mask Mobs
    From this dream we shared with you!
[20:08] Gas Mask Mobs
    We want you to fulfill
    your true dreams, Pink-chan!
[20:13] Gas Mask Mob A
    We'll always be waiting for you.
[20:15] Pink
    Gobo!
[20:18] Anarchy
    Wh-What the heck?
[20:22] Blue
    Had a feeling this would happen.
[20:38] Pink
    Go—?
[20:45] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[20:47] Blue
    "I'm back," she said.
[20:49] Anarchy
    Damn it. We couldn't even beat her.
[20:52] Blue
    We didn't need to.
[20:54] Anarchy
    Huh?
[20:54] Otaku Hero
    I don't really get what
    happened, but I'm glad.
[20:58] Otaku Hero
    Welcome back, Pink-chan.
[21:05] Otaku Hero
    And thanks, everyone!
[21:06] Otaku Hero
    Without... your help...
[21:08] Kyotaro
    They okay like this?
[21:14] Otaku Hero
    Right here, on this day,
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[21:16] Otaku Hero
    three magical girls have rejoined forces!
[21:19] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy! Blue! Pink!
[21:23] Otaku Hero
    With the true power
    of the Revolutionary Army,
[21:25] Otaku Hero
    our true determination,
[21:27] Otaku Hero
    we're going to teach
    the Shobon Army a lesson!
[21:30] Otaku Hero
    Our war is just beginning!
[21:32] Otaku Mobs
    Yeah!
[21:35] Kyotaro
    Now that's a red flag!
[23:08] Idol
    Hi, everyone!
[23:09] Idol
    Today is my debut concert!
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Yay!
SIGN    My Memories
    with Pink-Chan
[23:16] Idol
    Here we go! One, two, three, four!
SIGN    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Ooh, yahoo!
[23:25] narrator
    A tranquil moment, a turbulent unrest.
[23:28] narrator
    Dazzling memories.
[23:31] narrator
    A towering hatred runs amok
[23:33] narrator
    on roads leading hither
    and thither and nowhere at all.
[23:36] narrator
    The avatar of destruction
    descends from above.
SIGN    Destroy!!!

E3 - PESSIMISTIC OVERDRIVE
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[00:23] Otaku Hero
    What is that?
[00:30] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[00:32] Otaku Hero
    Girls?!
[02:11] Kyotaro
    Yeah.
[02:12] Kyotaro
    With all the otaku from Ariake,
    things sure are getting lively.
[02:17] Anarchy
    I'm sure they'll help the
    Revolutionary Army make an impact.
[02:20] Pink
    Gobo-bo, gobo. Gobo gobo-go?
[02:20] Blue (P)
    "But will they cooperate with the army?"
[02:24] Otaku Hero
    The majority will.
[02:25] Anarchy
    We should just make them.
[02:28] Anarchy
    Some of them already
    follow us around anyway.
[02:30] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo gobo gobo.
[02:30] Blue (P)
    "They'll start to get restless
    if you force them, though."
[02:34] Otaku Hero
    That's the problem.
[02:36] Otaku Hero
    If we're going to capture
    their otaku hearts,
[02:38] Otaku Hero
    we need to lead by example!
[02:39] Blue
    Ooh, that pose gets my juices flowing!
[02:43] Kyotaro
    Whoa!
[02:43] Kyotaro
    Some tourists have arrived!
[02:47] Kyotaro
    I guess Akiba tours are
    a hit in the current day.
[02:51] Slayer
    Ladies and gentlemen,
[02:52] Slayer
    welcome to Old Akihabara,
    the Priority Otaku Protection Zone.
[02:57] Passengers
    Ooh!
[02:58] Passenger
    Is that a cringemobile convoy?
    I've never seen a real one!
[03:01] Passenger
    Crazy!
[03:11] Passenger
    The otaku are coming out!
[03:13] Passengers
    Wow!
[03:17] Anarchy
    Nobody said this was a tourist spot.
[03:21] Anarchy
    We ain't a sideshow, damn it!
[03:31] Passenger
    Now that's a wild otaku! They've got a bite!
[03:35] Kid
    But they sure look dorky.
[03:37] Mother
    That's because they love wearing t-shirts
    with drawings of anime girls.
[03:41] Father
    The otaku might try to kidnap you,
    so stay far away from them, okay?
[03:46] Slayer
    You most likely won't see any violent,
    wild otaku outside of this area,
[03:52] Slayer
    but if you do happen to spot one,
    please contact the nearest SSC official.
[04:02] Anarchy
    Serves you right! Get yer asses outta here!
[04:04] Anarchy
    Peeping moron perverts!
[04:06] Kyotaro
    I wish you'd think about me sometimes.
[04:12] Blue
    I'm getting hungry, too.
[04:14] Otaku Hero
    Well, it's been a while
    since we've all gotten together,
[04:17] Otaku Hero
    so why don't we hold a rally?
[04:23] Otaku Hero
    Here you go.
[04:25] Bouncer
    Very well, sir. Please.
[04:28] Maids
    Welcome home, Master! Mistresses!
[04:33] Otaku Hero
    Hiya.
[04:34] Head Maid
    We haven't seen you in a while,
    Otaku Hero-sama.
[04:37] Anarchy
    We're here, too, you know.
[04:39] Head Maid
    But of course you are.
[04:41] Anarchy
    Oh wow, you aren't into this at all!
[04:43] Blue
    You're nice to Otaku Hero-sama
    but give us the cold shoulder?
[04:46] Head Maid
    That isn't true at all.
[04:48] Head Maid
    This way, please.
[04:51] Anarchy
    So? What are we eating?
[04:53] Pink
    Gobo gobo?
[04:54] Blue
    Nah, they wouldn't have
    anything gooey like that here.
[04:57] Pink
    Gobo...
[04:58] Anarchy
    I'll go ahead and order.
[05:01] Anarchy
    This and this and two of these.
SIGN    Merry-Go-Round Go-Go♥Parfait
SIGN    Large Fried Oysters Riding the Big Ship
SIGN    French Fries with Gusto
SIGN    Onion Ring Potato Set
SIGN    Pretty Potato Set
SIGN    Thin-Roasted Crispy Potatoes
SIGN    Shakagori Potatoes
SIGN    Super Crispy Potatoes
SIGN    Whole Baked Potato
SIGN    Hot and Fluffy Buttered Potato
SIGN    Let's Go Early Star 4
SIGN    Snow White Snowden
SIGN    The Gentleman's Irish Cobbler
SIGN    The Queen's May Queen
[05:04] Lead Maid
    Right away.
[05:08] Kyotaro
    This is heaven! Heaven, I say!
[05:10] Blue
    We'll get bored waiting. Wanna play a game?
[05:14] Blue
    The loser has to treat everyone.
[05:18] Blue
    A quiz as old as time!
[05:20] Kyotaro
    Yay!
[05:22] Blue
    There is no 'N' in the name
    of this marilyny-mansony rock star!
[05:27] Blue
    Who is it, Otaku Hero-sama?
[05:29] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[05:29] Blue
    Yes? And it is?
[05:31] Otaku Hero
    You gotta be kidding!
[05:34] Otaku Hero
    Marilyso Massososo?
[05:36] Magical girls
    Aww.
[05:37] Blue
    Unfortunately, Otaku Hero-sama now
    has to play a penalty game!
[05:42] Magical girls
    Yay!
[05:42] Magical girls
    Yippee!
[05:43] Kyotaro
    A textbook first move advantage.
[05:46] Otaku Hero
    It was a trap!
[05:49] Otaku Hero
    You were ready for bondage?!
[05:52] Blue
    We're gonna grab and grope every
    inch of your body, Otaku Hero-sama.
[05:56] Blue
    Try to hold back, okay?!
[05:58] Anarchy
    Oh, I get it. This does look fun.
[06:01] Anarchy
    Vroom...
[06:03] Anarchy
    Y-Your body does have some... hard parts.
[06:06] Blue
    Vroom...
[06:08] Blue
    I can feel it!
    Your body heat, Otaku Hero-sama!
[06:12] Pink
    Gobo...
[06:14] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[06:17] Kyotaro
    You sure this isn't a reward?
[06:21] Blue
    Vroo—
[06:24] Anarchy
    What do you think you're reaching for?
[06:26] Blue
    His dk.
[06:27] Anarchy**
    They won't let you say it!
[06:28] Pink
    Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[06:31] Blue
    What?! His nipples are erect!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! I can't let them
    have their way with me!
[06:53] Unit-@
    The otaku crawl to the surface like vermin.
[06:58] Unit-@
    How many of them are there?
[07:01] Shobon
    Then why don't you exterminate them?
[07:04] Shobon
    I've been hearing some bad rumors.
[07:07] Unit-@
    Shobon-sama!
[07:09] Unit-@
    Are the three magical girls together again?
[07:12] Shobon
    At this rate, the otaku will get
    the wrong message.
[07:15] Shobon
    I'd like you to squash them
    while they're still getting ready to act.
[07:19] Unit-@
    SSC!
[07:23] Unit-@
    How are Peloce's preparations coming?
[07:25] Mechanic
    Already finished.
[07:28] Unit-@
    Now I can finally fulfill it.
[07:30] Unit-@
    My destiny, my reason for living!
[07:34] Unit-@
    Ready for launch!
[07:35] Mechanic
    Roger that!
SIGN    What's the best way
    to handle otaku?
SIGN    Tolerance
SIGN    Extermination
SIGN    Who should be more
    privileged in society?
SIGN    Otaku
SIGN    Normies
[07:44] Unit-@
    Otaku are such unsanitary,
    unbelievably selfish people.
[07:49] Unit-@
    I learned that the hard way.
[07:51] Unit-@
    They don't have any good parts; only bad.
[07:54] Unit-@
    I have no greater enemy in this world.
[07:57] Mechanic
    Arms finished. Legs next!
[08:02] Mechanic
    Start masking.
[08:04] Mechanic
    Keep those decals right on the edges!
[08:09] Unit-@
    They can't appreciate the real thing.
[08:15] Unit-@
    They live inside their
    feelings. A pathetic race.
[08:22] Unit-@
    That's why I decided
[08:25] Unit-@
    to eliminate the otaku with my own hands!
[08:29] Unit-@
    I had to go through hell to get this far.
[08:40] Mechanic
    All systems ready for launch!
[08:42] Unit-@
    Peloce, coming!
[08:54] crowd
    Good luck!
[08:55] crowd
    Go get them!
[09:00] Unit-@
    You just wait, Otaku Hero!
[09:07] Passengers
    Whoa!
[09:09] Slayer
    Since we're already here,
    shall we watch in secret?
[09:16] Military Otaku
    Incoming! Incoming!
[09:20] Unit-@
    Where are you, Otaku Hero?
[09:24] Unit-@
    Filthy insects!
[09:32] Unit-@
    Right there!
[09:37] Unit-@
    I've found you now.
[09:40] Unit-@
    Otaku Hero, come out and fight me!
[09:47] Unit-@
    Huh?
[09:49] Otaku Hero
    Ah! H-Hey! No! Not right there!
[09:54] Anarchy
    Huh? What's that?
[09:56] Otaku Hero
    Seriously, stop! I can't hold it anymore!
[09:59] Otaku Hero
    I surrender! I surrender!
[10:01] Anarchy
    It's so big.
[10:01] Otaku Hero
    Let's just say you won! Okay?
[10:02] Anarchy
    This is the fifth floor.
[10:04] Pink
    Go-bobo, gobo gobo-bobo.
[10:05] Blue
    It certainly isn't
    a very pretty face, is it?
[10:08] Kyotaro
    A total derp face.
[10:10] Blue
    You aren't kidding.
[10:12] Otaku Hero
    Stop it!
[10:14] Unit-@
    Is that him?
[10:16] Unit-@
    Is that really Otaku Hero?
    And the magical girls?
[10:21] Unit-@
    I put myself through hell to fight them*?*
[10:25] Unit-@
    Does my life count for anything?!
[10:32] Cringemobile Driver
    That engine sound!
[10:37] Anarchy
    What?
[10:38] Anarchy
    He must be one of the bad ones.
[10:40] Anarchy
    The hell you think you doing?!
[10:41] Unit-@
    I'm from SSC.
    One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[10:45] Unit-@
    Unit-@!
[10:46] Blue
    Did he say SSC?
[10:48] Pink
    Gobo gobo-bo.
[10:49] Blue (P)
    "And one of the Heavenly Kings?"
[10:50] Anarchy
    And you came all this way to pick a fight?
[10:53] Unit-@
    I was ordered to exterminate
    Otaku Hero and you magical girls.
[10:57] Unit-@
    This Peloce and I are your opponents now.
[11:00] Unit-@
    Fight me!
[11:01] Anarchy
    You asked for it!
[11:03] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo-bo gobo.
[11:05] Blue
    The first Heavenly King
    is always the weakest!
[11:08] All three
    Transform!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[12:10] All three
    Magical girls, on the scene!
[12:12] Otaku Hero
    The rope is digging in!
[12:14] Anarchy
    Let's go!
[12:19] Anarchy
    Heaven's Flyswatter!
[12:28] Anarchy
    Huh?
[12:29] Pink
    Gobo?
[12:29] Blue
    That fast?
[12:31] Blue
    He comes so fast!
[12:38] Unit-@
    This isn't Sunday.
[12:40] Unit-@
    No pedestrian zone today. Lucky for me!
[12:54] Cringemobile Driver
    It must be. It's him!
[13:07] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[13:11] Pink
    Gobo-bo-bo-bo gobo-bo-bo bo-bo!
[13:13] Blue
    Ow! But I think I kinda like it!
[13:19] Unit-@
    These are the Revolutionary
    Army's trump cards?
[13:23] Pink
    Gobo...
[13:25] Blue
    Oh, no...
[13:26] Blue
    It hurts so good!
[13:27] Unit-@
    Quit treating this like a joke!
[13:32] Kyotaro
    Meep! Bwah!
[13:34] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[13:36] Pink
    Go... Gobo bobo...
[13:45] Anarchy
    Ow, ow, ow. That robotic junk pile!
[13:52] Anarchy
    All right!
[13:54] Anarchy
    Ow!
[14:04] Otaku Hero
    Girls, you okay?
[14:06] Anarchy
    That hurt.
[14:08] Pink
    Gobo.
[14:10] Blue
    Th-That was a little too rough!
[14:13] Otaku Hero
    You can't face that huge, fast unit alone!
[14:16] Otaku Hero
    The three of you have to combine forces!
[14:18] Pink
    Gobo gobo?
[14:20] Anarchy
    The three of us?
[14:21] Blue
    Combine?
[14:23] Blue
    You mean...
[14:29] Otaku Hero
    I'll help, too!
[14:31] Blue
    You mean a four-way?!
[14:34] Blue
    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[14:36] Blue
    My body is ready!
[14:38] Anarchy
    Hey! Don't go alone, you horny witch!
[14:41] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[14:44] Kyotaro
    And I get left behind.
[15:03] Anarchy
    Screw you!
[15:05] Unit-@
    That all you got, magical girls?
[15:18] Blue
    Say, Terumi-chan.
[15:20] Anarchy
    It's Anarchy-chan!
[15:21] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama said we
    have to combine, right?
[15:26] Anarchy
    But combine how?
[15:28] Pink
    Gobo gobo. Gobo!
[15:29] Blue
    Right!
[15:30] Blue
    If we let Otaku Hero-sama's
    imagination open our shells,
[15:35] Blue
    we can stop that guy from coming so fast!
[15:37] Anarchy
    Why would we do that?
[15:39] Pink
    Gobo.
[15:39] Unit-@
    Whatever you're planning,
    you will never defeat me!
[15:54] Cringemobile Driver
    It's you.
[15:55] Cringemobile Driver
    I see you, following the traffic rules!
[16:00] Otaku Hero
    The girls...
[16:03] Otaku Hero
    Is he... Then maybe...!
[16:06] Anarchy
    What the hell is his problem?
[16:08] Blue
    Let's hurry! Let's hurry up and combine!
[16:12] Anarchy
    Oh, no!
[16:14] Unit-@
    Now, the final blow!
[16:18] Anarchy
    Eww.
[16:18] Blue
    Oh, gross.
[16:25] Blue
    That's nasty.
[16:27] Anarchy
    One hit from that would tear us to bits!
[16:30] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[16:36] Unit-@
    You're split up now!
[16:44] Anarchy
    Idiot! Asshole! SSC's a bunch of virgins!
[16:48] Unit-@
    You won't get away!
[16:53] Unit-@
    What's that?
[16:54] Unit-@
    Damn it! Get out of my way!
[16:58] Unit-@
    What's happening? I can't move. Why?
[17:01] Cringemobile Driver
    Of course you can't.
[17:03] Cringemobile Driver
    Not a car lover like you.
[17:05] Unit-@
    Come on!
[17:09] Unit-@
    What now?
[17:11] Unit-@
    I can't move!
[17:13] Otaku Hero
    Girls! Hit it now!
[17:15] Magical girls
    Triple Destroy!
[17:27] Unit-@
    Damn it! Move, move!
[17:30] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[17:31] Blue
    Injection complete. Get him!
[17:34] Anarchy
    Let's give it to him.
[17:38] Unit-@
    How can they do this to me?!
[17:59] Unit-@
    It isn't over. I haven't lost yet.
[18:04] Otaku Hero
    No, you'll never win.
[18:07] Unit-@
    How would you know?
[18:09] Otaku Hero
    You used to be a car otaku, right?
[18:12] Otaku Hero
    You were probably brainwashed
    or something by SSC.
[18:16] Unit-@
    There's no way that happened.
[18:18] Otaku Hero
    The fact that you didn't
    damage a single car,
[18:20] Otaku Hero
    not even one model, proves it.
[18:28] Otaku Hero
    An otaku's heart still burns inside you.
[18:30] Otaku Hero
    It will never go out!
[18:34] Unit-@
    No.
[18:36] Unit-@
    I don't even like cars.
[18:39] Unit-@
    I'm not an otaku!
[18:41] Unit-@
    And cars? Cars...
[18:46] Unit-@
    They're so...
[18:49] Unit-@
    I'm... I'm... a car otaku?
[18:55] Slayer
    Damn NPC!
[18:59] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[18:59] Anarchy
    Wha—?
[18:59] Blue
    Ha—?
[18:59] Pink
    Bo—?
[19:07] Anarchy
    Wh-What?!
[19:37] Otaku Hero
    Who are you?
[19:43] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[19:45] Anarchy
    What the hell?
[19:50] Anarchy
    Heaven's Aegis!
[20:02] Pink
    Gobo, gobo...
[20:04] Blue
    I'm not into pain without love.
[20:13] Anarchy
    Let's do it!
[20:14] Magical girls
    Triple Destroy!
[20:22] Anarchy
    Huh?
[20:22] Blue
    No way!
[20:23] Pink
    Gobo!
[20:37] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[20:41] Slayer
    I guess that's that.
[20:52] Otaku Hero
    Cringemobile driver guy!
[20:58] Otaku Hero
    Cringemobile driver guy...
[21:01] Slayer
    What? You piece of shit!
[21:04] Cringemobile driver
    I really wanted to take
    Anarchy-chan for a drive,
[21:07] Cringemobile driver
    but I guess you'll have to do.
[21:09] Cringemobile driver
    Cool with you, partner?
[21:16] Slayer
    I'll slaughter you!
[21:24] Otaku Hero
    Cringemobile driver guy!
[21:29] Anarchy
    I didn't know SSC had people like that.
[21:33] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo.
[21:35] Blue
    Definitely.
[21:37] Blue (P)
    "They aren't fooling around." I guess not.
[21:45] Anarchy
    What is this? What is this awful feeling?
[23:25] Narrator
    It turns. Time turns. Oh, how the age turns.
[23:29] Narrator
    Turning and turning into a swim meet.
[23:31] Narrator
    An otaku's secret love sinks
    and rises in the Kanda river.
[23:37] Narrator
    A legend revives.

E4 - R U READY?
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[00:03] Shobon
    You have absolutely no intention to repent,
[00:05] Shobon
    and you've made no effort
    to improve your attitude.
[00:10] Shobon
    That's something I really like about you.
[00:13] Shobon
    But let me tell you one thing.
[00:16] Shobon
    You'll cause me a lot of trouble
    if you pull something like that again.
[00:21] Shobon
    Because that isn't a part of my script.
[00:25] Shobon
    All right, you can go.
[00:28] Slayer
    Hmph.
[00:33] Shobon
    Well, then.
[00:36] Shobon
    What's on the books for today?
SIGN    Maid Cafe & Bar
    WELCOME HOME
     Would you like to play with
    some maids?
     All-You-Can-Drink
    1 Hour, 2000 Yen
    Fuwa Fuwa!!
     Hours: 17:00-26:00
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    All the Rage!
SIGN    Cringemobile
SIGN    Open the Door to a New Age
    Light Up the World
[02:36] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[02:41] Anarchy
    What do you think, Otaku Hero,
[02:44] Anarchy
    about that "Slayer" or whatever?
[02:46] Anarchy
    Nobody ever told me we'd
    have enemies like that.
[02:49] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. I was surprised, too.
[02:53] Anarchy
    Oh, did you come to check on me
    because you were worried?
[02:57] Otaku Hero
    Huh? Uh, yeah!
[02:59] Otaku Hero
    The battles are probably gonna get
    even worse from here on out, but...
[03:03] Otaku Hero
    But...
[03:04] Otaku Hero
    Let's all work together and do our best!
[03:07] Anarchy
    Oh, come on! That's such a corny line.
[03:12] Anarchy
    But... I guess I feel a little better now.
[03:16] Anarchy
    Thanks.
[03:20] Otaku Hero
    I was going to ask her
    to magically fix my broken toy,
[03:24] Otaku Hero
    but it didn't feel like the right time.
[03:28] Pink
    Gobo.
[03:30] Otaku Hero
    Can you fix it?
[03:31] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[03:32] Blue & Anarchy
    "Resin parts deteriorate due to
    UV exposure and plasticizer leakage."
[03:38] Otaku Hero
    Hmm.
[03:39] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobogobo...
[03:39] Blue (P)
    "It's unavoidable when you're dealing
    with toys and plastic models."
[03:44] Otaku Hero
    Is it really?
[03:45] Pink
    Gobogobo gobogobo...
[03:45] Blue (P)
    "When they shrink
    and start to lose flexibility,
[03:48] Blue (P)
    they get very stiff
    and become easier to break."
[03:51] Blue
    What?!
[03:51] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[03:52] Blue
    For me, stiff is so much better than limp and soft!
[03:55] Kyotaro
    Stop that talk right now!
[03:57] Otaku Hero
    Do you think it can be fixed?
[03:59] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo go go gobobo...
[03:59] Blue (P)
    "Chemical magic is actually my specialty."
[04:03] Otaku Hero
    Oh, then please fix it!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[04:23] Otaku Hero
    Wow, that's awesome!
[04:28] Otaku Hero
    Whoa! What the what?!
[04:36] Kyotaro
    Toys these days sure are fancy.
[04:39] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan, what did you inject it with?
[04:41] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[04:41] Blue (P)
    "Self-rejuvenating magic for resin parts."
[04:44] Otaku Hero
    There's no way that's all that was!
[04:46] Pink
    Gobogobo, gobo gobo gobobobo...
[04:47] Blue (P)
    "Also Panax ginseng, pit viper elixir,
    royal jelly, and a touch of energy magic."
[04:53] Blue (P)
    "Also—"
[04:53] Otaku Hero
    Fine! I've heard enough.
[04:57] Otaku Hero
    Wait for me!
[05:07] Kyotaro
    Oh, is this the scene where you you
    get offered a silver and gold Godeen?
[05:11] Otaku Hero
    I took such good care of it!
[05:13] Otaku Hero
    I had to save up money
    from my job just to buy a used one!
[05:16] Old Leader
    Hold it!
[05:20] Old Leader
    This right here's our turf.
    Trespassers are not allowed!
[05:24] Kyotaro
    Who the hell are you?!
[05:26] Old Leader
    We dwell here in the Akiba Liberated Zone.
[05:29] Old Leader
    The Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!
SIGN    Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune
[05:32] Kyotaro
    How lame. What do these old fogies want?
[05:34] Otaku Hero
    Just like us,
[05:36] Otaku Hero
    they must have run from Shobon's guys
    and hid out here in the Liberated Zone.
[05:39] Kyotaro
    Why aren't we on the same side, then?!
[05:41] Old Leader
    Hmph!
[05:42] Otaku Hero
    It looks like we don't make
    the grade for some reason.
[05:45] Kyotaro
    You mean like that "in-group hate" stuff?
[05:47] Kyotaro
    We're all otaku here, gang.
[05:49] Otaku Hero
    That's right. Listen to me!
[05:51] Otaku Hero
    I didn't come here to fight you.
[05:53] Otaku Hero
    I only want to get my Godeen
    that fell in the river.
[05:57] Old Leader
    Unacceptable.
[05:58] Kyotaro
    Howat?
[05:58] Otaku Hero
    Why?
[05:59] Old Leader
    In the chaos of the riots three years ago,
[06:02] Old Leader
    my brothers from another mother and I were
    afraid our valuables would be confiscated,
[06:06] Old Leader
    so we threw them all into the Kanda River.
[06:09] Old Leader
    So the Kanda River is the final resting
    place for countless historical artifacts.
[06:13] Old Leader
    It's the ruins of Akihabara!
[06:15] Old A
    That's right!
[06:15] Old A
    You're just making excuses
    to take our stuff!
[06:17] Old B
    You're trying to sell them
    on the net, even though
[06:19] Old B
    you don't even know their value, I say!
[06:22] Kyotaro
    How did they know?
[06:23] Otaku Hero
    No, we aren't, we aren't!
[06:24] Anarchy
    So what he's saying is,
[06:26] Anarchy
    we've got to beat them up and take it by force?
[06:29] Anarchy
    We thought we heard some kind of crowd,
    and once we got here...
[06:32] Pink
    Goho, goho...
[06:32] Blue (P)
    "It reeked of old people."
[06:35] Blue
    I kind of like that older-man smell, though.
[06:37] Kyotaro
    Nobody asked you!
[06:38] Anarchy
    I don't care about your
    stupid valuables or whatever.
[06:40] Anarchy
    Rivers belong to everybody, right?
[06:42] Anarchy
    What kind of adults would try
    to monopolize a river?
[06:45] Old A
    Damn you, magical girl!
[06:47] Old B
    The scourge of all Akihabara!
[06:49] Anarchy
    Huff! Puff!
[06:50] Anarchy
    Anything else on your minds,
    you middle-aged grunts?
[06:54] Old Leader
    Yeah! Come get a piece of this, you brats!
SIGN    Menacing
[06:59] Otaku Hero
    Hey! Stop it, stop it!
[07:01] Otaku Hero
    These aren't the people
    we need to be fighting.
[07:03] Otaku Hero
    Are they?
[07:06] Kyotaro
    Then you gonna give up on Godeen?
[07:08] Otaku Hero
    I don't know.
[07:09] Mai
    Papa, please stop it!
[07:11] Old Leader
    Th-That voice...
[07:14] Old Leader
    It's you!
[07:16] Mai
    Papa, please stop all this
    and just come home!
[07:21] Old Leader
    Drat!
[07:22] Mai
    Mom is worried about you.
[07:24] Old Leader
    Didn't I tell you
    never to come here,
[07:26] Old Leader
    Yumi?
[07:27] Mai
    My name is Mai!
[07:28] Mai
    Quit calling me the name of an
    anime character from before I was born!
[07:31] Yu
    Dad, I've been really worried about you, too!
[07:34] Old B
    There is no longer any reason
    for me to return, I say.
[07:37] Yu
    Would you quit the "I say" stuff?
    It's so embarrassing!
[07:39] Old Leader
    You both need to go home, Mami-chan.
[07:41] Yu
    Why do you keep calling me that? I'm Yu!
[07:45] Mai
    Papa! Would you cut it out?!
[07:47] Kyotaro
    Come on!
[07:48] Yu
    How can you act like this at your age?
[07:48] Kyotaro
    Oh, man. What have we walked into?
[07:53] Otaku Hero
    It looks like some of them left
    their families to come here.
[07:56] Anarchy
    I don't care if they're married
    or have kids. It doesn't matter!
[07:59] Anarchy
    Even when we're persecuted,
    we're determined to live as otaku!
[08:02] Anarchy
    That makes us equals, right?
[08:04] Otaku Hero
    I guess so. We're the same.
[08:07] Otaku Hero
    We're all otaku.
[08:09] Otaku Hero
    But then why are we having so much
    trouble relating to those guys?
[08:16] Blue
    The solution is simple, isn't it?
[08:19] Anarchy
    Blue?
[08:20] Blue
    It's been like this forever.
[08:21] Blue
    The best way to become friends is...
SIGN    Ba-thump! Kanda River Swim Meet
    Full!? of Magical Girls
[08:30] Kyotaro
    Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
[08:32] Kyotaro
    It's about time to begin the Ba-thump!
[08:34] Kyotaro
    Kanda River Swim Meet Full of Magical Girls!
[08:37] Kyotaro
    You might even get to see something slip!
[08:39] Anarchy
    All right!
[08:42] Blue
    I'll knock you out!
[08:45] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo.
[08:47] Anarchy
    Yeah.
[08:47] Blue
    Woo.
[08:49] Kyotaro
    The Revolutionary Otaku Army team
    is all fired up and ready to go!
[08:52] Kyotaro
    How about the Otaku Commune side?
[08:54] Old Leader
    A swim meet is a relatively crunk idea.
[08:57] Old B
    Brings me right back to the '80s, I say!
[08:59] Mai
    Wait, Papa!
[09:02] Mai
    Why do we have to play?
[09:04] Yu
    Why am I even dressed like this?
[09:06] Old Leader
    You're doin' great, Mami-chan!
[09:08] Kyotaro
    They're all fired up, too!
[09:10] Otaku Hero
    But why a swim meet?
[09:12] Blue
    Old timers used to say
    that skin-to-skin contact
[09:15] Blue
    is the best way to get to know someone.
[09:18] Old Leader
    In the past, the Kanda River was full of
    industrial waste and household wastewater.
[09:24] Old Leader
    It was called the river of death,
    as no living creature could survive in it.
[09:27] Old Leader
    But in 1987,
[09:29] Old Leader
    the Ochiai Water Reclamation Center
    started advanced wastewater treatment,
[09:32] Old Leader
    and the water became so clean
    it was almost unrecognizable.
[09:35] Old Leader
    So clean, in fact, that it
    is now possible to hold swim meets.
[09:39] Blue
    What he said.
[09:40] Otaku Hero
    Seriously?
[09:41] Kyotaro
    Onto the first game!
SIGN    Wobbly Floating
    Obstacle Race!!
[09:42] Kyotaro
    The Wobbly Floating Obstacle Race!
[09:45] Crowd
    Yay!
[09:46] Kyotaro
    Contestants must race toward the
    goal across platforms placed in the water,
[09:50] Kyotaro
    all while avoiding various obstacles!
[09:52] Kyotaro
    Well then, on your marks,
SIGN    START
[09:55] Kyotaro
    get set...
[09:56] Anarchy
    Go for it, Blue!
[09:58] Blue
    No problem!
[09:59] Old B
    Go forth, I say, my son!
[10:01] Old Leader
    Good luck, Mami-chan!
[10:02] Yu
    What did I say?!
[10:03] Kyotaro
    Start!
[10:05] Blue
    Oh, stop!
[10:06] Yu
    Wah!
[10:08] Blue
    Oh, staahp!
[10:11] audience
    Whoa!
[10:13] Blue
    Unghh! They're staring at me!
[10:15] Blue
    They're watching me get totally humiliated!
[10:17] Blue
    Oh, please! Please stop
    branding me with your hot gaze!
[10:20] Blue
    Wait, stare more!
[10:32] Yu
    Why is this happening to me?
[10:41] Blue
    I... have lost!
SIGN    Contestant Blue Retires!!
[10:44] Kyotaro
    The Commune for the win!
SIGN    Contestant Blue Retires!!
[10:46] all
    All right!
[10:46] Old Leader
    We did won!
[10:48] Anarchy
    God damn it!
[10:49] Otaku Hero
    I don't get this game.
[10:51] Kyotaro
    Onto the next game!
[10:52] Kyotaro
    Jiggle-Joggle Water Sumo!
SIGN    Jiggle!?Joggle!?
    Water Sumo!
SIGN    Mainofuji
[10:55] Kyotaro
    From the west, Mainofuji.
[11:00] Kyotaro
    From the east, Asapinkryu.
SIGN    Asapinkryu
[11:05] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:06] Anarchy
    Go, Pink!
[11:08] Otaku Hero
    Something doesn't look right.
[11:09] Kyotaro
    All right, hands down, energy up...
[11:12] Kyotaro
    Still in! Still in, still in, still in!
[11:15] Kyotaro
    Still in! Still in!
[11:17] Mai
    There's no way!
[11:20] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:22] Kyotaro
    Asapinkryu!
SIGN    Victor
    Asapinkryu
[11:25] Yu
    Um,
[11:26] Yu
    I found this on the ground.
[11:29] Kyotaro
    Could it be?
[11:30] Otaku Hero
    That's the medicine Pink-chan
[11:31] Blue
    shoots up when she wants to feel good!
[11:34] Kyotaro
    Eh, the round did go to Asapinkryu,
[11:38] Kyotaro
    but due to violation
    of no-doping regulations,
[11:40] Kyotaro
    Mainofuji wins!
[11:42] all
    Wow! Yay!
[11:43] Old Leader
    You did it, Emi!
[11:44] Mai
    What did I say?!
[11:45] Anarchy
    Pink!
[11:46] Otaku Hero
    No doping! Ever!
[11:49] Kyotaro
    And now, the final game!
[11:50] Kyotaro
    Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight!
SIGN    Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight
[11:53] Kyotaro
    First to three points wins,
    so we may see an upset!
[11:56] Kyotaro
    Both teams, on your marks,
[11:59] Kyotaro
    start!
[12:01] Kyotaro
    Right after these commercials.
SIGN    Up Next:
    Something Terrible Happens!?
[12:08] Kyotaro
    Well then, once again,
    we're back to the wet chicken fight.
[12:13] Kyotaro
    A team wins when they take their
    opponent's hat or knock the other team over.
[12:17] Kyotaro
    On your marks, get set...
[12:21] Kyotaro
    Stuartro!
[12:24] Otaku Hero
    Let's go, Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[12:26] Blue
    Yo!
[12:26] Pink
    Gobobo!
[12:27] Otaku Hero
    Counting on you, Anarchy-chan!
[12:28] Anarchy
    Leave it to me!
[12:35] Anarchy
    Damn it! That isn't fair, you two!
[12:37] Mai
    Why do I have to do this?
[12:40] Otaku Hero
    I totally believe that this
    will help us get along better!
[12:45] Old Leader
    Horse crap!
[12:46] Old Leader
    You and I are fundamentally different!
[12:49] Otaku Hero
    I don't think that at all!
[12:50] Otaku Hero
    Exactly what is so
    different between you and me?
[12:54] Old Leader
    If you don't know, I shall tell you.
[12:56] Old Leader
    Otaku hobbies are accepted these days.
[12:58] Old Leader
    People speak of them like
    they're any common hobby.
[13:01] Old Leader
    In the past, otaku were gloomy
    folks who avoided other people.
[13:05] Old Leader
    They pursued their hobbies
    quietly and in private!
SIGN    Advance Interview!!
[13:08] Old Leader
    We collected information
    in the shadows, hiding from the public,
[13:11] Old Leader
    bought merchandise
    with our faces covered up,
[13:14] Old Leader
    and if we slipped up
    and were exposed to others,
[13:16] Old Leader
    we'd be labeled "grody!" and ostracized.
[13:19] Old Leader
    We lived through
    an extremely challenging age!
[13:21] Old Leader
    However,
SIGN    Kiss!
[13:22] Old Leader
    today's otaku can acquire quality
    merchandise and reliable info freely,
SIGN    Title Search
SIGN    Figurines
SIGN    Plastic Models
SIGN    Male Characters
SIGN    Female Characters
SIGN    Stores
SIGN    Figurines
SIGN    Plastic Models
[13:27] Old Leader
    without any true effort!
[13:29] Old Leader
    They assemble on the street in daylight,
[13:31] Old Leader
    and furthermore, even have the nerve
    to take pride in being otaku!
[13:35] Old Leader
    It's as if they're bragging,
    "my hobby isn't gross!"
[13:39] Otaku Hero
    But otaku are all still
    being persecuted today.
[13:42] Otaku Hero
    So there's no reason for us to fight!
[13:45] Old Leader
    That persecution is because you young otaku
[13:48] Old Leader
    couldn't figure it out
    and tried to stick out!
[13:51] Old Leader
    Open your eyes!
[13:52] Old Leader
    Otaku are beings that should
    not see the light of day!
[13:55] Old Leader
    To hell with "otaku culture" and "Akiba culture"!
[13:58] Old Leader
    Why haven't you realized
    that the recognition you
[14:01] Old Leader
    think you finally earned
    is only an illusion!
[14:06] Anarchy
    Hey, Otaku Hero! I'm losing it!
[14:09] Otaku Hero
    You can't actually believe that
    everything happening now is because of us?!
[14:14] Old Leader
    In my own case,
[14:15] Old Leader
    I didn't want to leave my family
    and come to a place like this.
[14:19] Old B
    'Tis true.
[14:19] Old B
    Due to the recent incident,
    otaku, like ourselves, who have families
[14:23] Old B
    were forced to confess
    their true otaku nature,
[14:26] Old B
    after keeping it hidden for so long!
SIGN    Spited Away
[14:29] Old B
    To confess that we like anime,
    we like tokusatsu,
SIGN    Animaje
[14:31] Old B
    we adore magical girls
    with colorful hairstyles!
[14:34] Old B
    To confess that our storage rooms
    are full of old posters,
[14:37] Old B
    store displays, and drama LPs!
[14:40] Old Leader
    I still have nightmares on the regular
    of my family's reactions when they found out.
[14:44] Mai
    It was already totally obvious!
[14:46] Yu
    At Obon and New Year's you'd always go,
    "I'm off to Odaiba, I say!" and leave us!
[14:50] Old Leader
    If not for these circumstances,
    I never would have lost my family!
[14:57] Otaku Hero
    But now and then are different!
[15:00] Otaku Hero
    Why aren't you happier
    that we can watch anime
[15:04] Otaku Hero
    and buy merch without any resistance now?
[15:06] Otaku Hero
    Otaku shouldn't have to sneak around
    and hide from society.
[15:09] Otaku Hero
    We should... hold our heads up high!
[15:12] Old Leader
    Aah! His youth is overpowering!
[15:14] Old B
    It's blinding, I say!
[15:15] Anarchy
    That's good, that's good!
[15:17] Blue
    That's the spirit!
[15:18] Otaku Hero
    Most importantly,
[15:20] Otaku Hero
    right now we have magical girls
    who never existed before with us.
[15:23] Otaku Hero
    If you really do like magical girls,
[15:25] Otaku Hero
    then join these three
    real-life magical girls
[15:28] Otaku Hero
    and help us reclaim the world we want!
[15:31] Old Leader
    Ridiculous!
[15:32] Old A
    Magical girls belong in anime!
    They belong in manga!
[15:36] Old Leader
    They shine because they are a fantasy!
[15:38] Old Leader
    Magical girls in real life?
    Perish the thought!
[15:40] Old B
    They haven't even the power to light
    a grain-of-wheat bulb, I say!
[15:44] Old Leader
    Or to rephrase...
[15:45] three otaku
    ...they lack elegance!
[15:47] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[15:47] Blue (P)
    "What the hell are they on about?"
[15:50] Blue
    That part got to you?
[15:52] Anarchy
    Hold on, Otaku Hero! Wha—!
[15:54] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama, hold it together!
[15:56] Otaku Hero
    Oops! The Revolutionary Army is in a pinch!
[16:00] Otaku Hero
    I know that we've lived in different times
    and might not see eye-to-eye,
[16:05] Otaku Hero
    but all we want is a world
    where we can like what we want to like!
[16:09] Otaku Hero
    I know we're fighting for the same thing!
[16:17] Otaku Hero
    Maybe we'll never be able to get along.
[16:30] OH; Blue; Anarchy
    SSC!
[16:30] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[16:33] Shobon
    Sorry to interrupt your playtime,
[16:36] Shobon
    but I have plans, too, you know.
[16:39] Kyotaro
    Oh, boy!
[16:40] Kyotaro
    Three giant mecha have suddenly appeared!
[16:43] Kyotaro
    Whatever will happen to the swim meet?
[16:48] Old Leader
    T-Take cover!
[16:52] Otaku Hero
    Why now?
[16:53] Anarchy
    Pull your head outta your ass!
[16:55] Blue
    Now isn't the time
    to feel sorry for yourself!
[16:57] Otaku Hero
    A-All right. Let's get them!
[16:59] Blue & Anarchy
    Transform!
[16:59] Pink
    Gobogobo!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[17:23] Otaku Hero
    The swimsuit versions!
[17:26] Anarchy
    Let's get 'em, girls!
[17:27] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:27] Blue
    Hell yeah!
[17:38] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[17:41] Blue
    Unghh, they have the upper hand underwater!
[17:47] Mai
    Papa, aren't you going to help them?
[17:50] Old Leader
    It's their fault that
    the world turned out this way.
[17:54] Mai
    But the magical girls
    are fighting as hard as they can!
[18:02] Anarchy
    If we got rid of the water, they'd be toast!
[18:04] Pink
    Gobobobobo gobobo. Bogo bogo!
[18:06] Blue
    Seriously? That might work!
[18:13] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[18:18] Otaku Hero
    Is this my...
[18:19] Otaku Hero
    Godeen!
[18:20] Otaku Hero
    I'm so glad I found you!
[18:29] Otaku Hero
    And is that...
[18:31] Otaku Hero
    Godeen?!
[18:33] Old Leader
    That's the Popopi corporation's
    original Deluxe Super-Die-Cast Godeen!
[18:38] Mai
    What's that?
[18:39] Old Leader
    The Banban Godeens that
    circulate today are only remakes
[18:42] Old Leader
    of the mega-hit Super-Die-Cast Series
    developed by the Popopi corporation long ago!
[18:50] Old Leader
    The Kanda River is amazing!
[18:51] Old B
    The resting place
    of countless treasures, I say!
[18:54] Pink
    Gobo bogo.
[18:54] Blue (P)
    "That old toy absorbed
    a shot of my special medicine."
[18:58] Anarchy
    So doping is allowed for some things?!
[19:02] Old Leader
    The ancient one has protected the newcomer.
[19:05] Old Leader
    Well...
[19:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    ...a world where we can like
    what we want to like!
[19:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I know we're fighting for the same thing!
[19:12] Mai
    Papa!
[19:13] Old A & B
    Leader!
[19:15] Yu
    Mister!
[19:20] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[19:21] Blue
    We need to make an opening!
[19:23] Old Leader
    Here we come!
[19:28] magical girls
    Oh, no way!
[19:31] Old B
    Metamorphose, I say!
[19:34] Old A
    Do Whatcha!
[19:36] Old Leader
    Twirly-Twirly Tokimeki Makeup!
[19:42] Anarchy
    Don't tell me they're...
[19:45] Otaku Hero
    ...transforming?
[19:48] Old Leader
    Ka-ching!
[19:49] Otaku Hero
    Nah, of course not.
[19:50] Anarchy
    Yeah, right?
[19:52] Mai
    Papa!
[19:52] Yu
    Dad!
[20:00] Old Leader
    Good heavens.
[20:01] Anarchy
    Okay, here we go!
[20:04] Anarchy
    The death blow!
[20:07] Kyotaro
    Whoa! What just happened?!
[20:18] Anarchy & Blue
    Combined magic!
[20:18] Pink
    Gobogobo gobo! Gobo gobobo
    gobo gobobo gobo gobobo!
SIGN    Combined Magic!!
    We Sucked All the
    Water Out of the River!
[20:19] Anarchy & Blue
    We sucked all the water out of the river!
[20:22] Otaku Hero
    You did it!
SIGN    Combined Magic!!
    We Sucked All the
    Water Out of the River!
[20:23] Old Leader
    My word!
[20:25] Anarchy
    You sure had your way with us.
[20:28] Blue
    Now we turn you into sashimi.
[20:29] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
SIGN    Dancer Mask
SIGN    The Legendary Show Now In a Box Set
SIGN    Laserdisc
[20:36] Old mob 1
    This is the Dancer Mask LD box!
[20:39] Old Mob 2
    This is a real VHD player!
[20:42] mob
    It's a mountain of treasure!
[20:45] Yu
    Dad, you were so cool... I say!
[20:48] Mai
    I'm glad you're okay, Papa.
[20:50] Old Leader
    Sorry to make you worry, Emi.
[20:55] Otaku Hero
    Thank you.
[20:56] Otaku Hero
    With your help, we were
    able to defeat the enemy.
[21:00] Otaku Hero
    Brave Godeen...
[21:01] Otaku Hero
    When I watched the reruns as a kid,
    I thought he was so cool.
[21:06] Otaku Hero
    You know, back then it never mattered
    if you were an otaku or not.
[21:11] Otaku Hero
    We could all like what we wanted to
    like as much as we wanted.
[21:18] Otaku Hero
    I do want us to fight on the same side.
[21:22] Old Leader
    Don't misunderstand this.
[21:25] Old Leader
    The only reason we lent a hand this time
[21:27] Old Leader
    was to protect the
    Kanda River's historical artifacts.
[21:30] Old Leader
    It wasn't to help the likes of you!
[21:33] Old Leader
    Fall back!
[21:38] Otaku Hero
    I still think that someday
    we'll be able to get along!
[21:41] Otaku Hero
    I truly believe we will!
[23:25] narrator
    Beyond the city, yet another closed city.
[23:28] narrator
    Walls frozen solid.
[23:30] narrator
    Blow open a hole to let fresh air into a closed heart.
[23:33] narrator
    Inside Mecca, a sleeping MacGuffin.
[23:35] narrator
    Climbing to acquire an item.
[23:37] narrator
    Yet another incident.

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[00:02] otaku
    Yeah, totally.
[00:03] otaku
    That's cool.
[00:05] otaku
    Aren't you into that?
[00:06] Nick
    Okay, next!
SIGN    Nick
[00:07] Nick
    In Super Galactic Construction
    Equipment Yuboger G episode 20,
[00:10] Nick
    what finishing attack does
    Yunboger use while on the planet Dokachin?
[00:13] Otaku Hero
    That's obvious!
[00:16] Otaku Hero
    On an infinite train line
    that leads to dreams,
[00:19] Otaku Hero
    with fangs that pulverize stone,
    opening a path to the horizon of the universe,
[00:25] Otaku Hero
    he travels 100 million light years.
[00:29] Otaku Hero
    Take this! Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
[00:45] Nick
    Correct! The key being
    that it's not Cosmo, but Cozmo!
[00:49] Otaku Hero
    That's easy! So easy.
[00:50] Otaku Hero
    For the man who binged
    the entire show in three sleepless nights!
SIGN    Nick
[00:53] Nick
    Hmph. Looks like you're learning
    the ropes, Otaku Hero.
[00:58] Otaku Hero
    We met some older senpai
    who really schooled us on stuff.
[01:02] Otaku Hero
    Like how unbelievably vast
    and deep the otaku world is
[01:05] Otaku Hero
    and how far I still have to go.
SIGN    Nick
[01:09] Nick
    Your determination is admirable.
[01:11] Nick
    Akiba isn't only what
    you see on the surface.
SIGN    Akihabara Fruit Market
SIGN    TV/Radio Parts Specialty Store
SIGN    Electrical Meter Specialty Shop
SIGN    Central Diner
SIGN    Room Coolers
[01:14] Nick
    A whole lot has changed over the years.
SIGN    Kanda Matsuri
SIGN    New Items
    In Stock
[01:16] Nick
    But that doesn't mean
    the past is lost, either.
SIGN    Paradise
SIGN    Parts Specialists
SIGN    Discount PC Shop
[01:19] Nick
    The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow,
SIGN    Sky of
    the Future
SIGN    Containing all the lost
    original recordings!
    Experience the journey
    of Yunboger in music!
    Pre-orders Begin
    May, 5th
[01:23] Nick
    and its layers embrace the changing times.
[01:26] Otaku Hero
    Hey, that's the line
    from Yunboger in episode 119, right?
[01:30] Nick
    Gah!
SIGN    Nick
[01:32] Nick
    Oh, by the way,
[01:34] Otaku Hero
    You dodged the question!
[01:35] Nick
    No! I mean, I got some info
    you might be interested in.
[01:38] Otaku Hero
    Info?
[01:40] Nick
    Well, just think of it
    as an urban legend. Listen up...
SIGN    Nick
[03:16] Anarchy
    Shibuya?!
[03:18] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[03:19] Otaku Hero
    He said if we go to Shibuya, we should be
    able to amplify your powers many times over.
[03:25] Anarchy
    Amplify?
[03:26] Blue
    But it's just an urban legend? Very fishy.
[03:29] Pink
    Gobo-bo bobobo bobo.
[03:29] Blue (P)
    "Sounds too good to be true."
[03:31] Kyotaro
    How would they increase their powers anyway?
[03:34] Otaku Hero
    There's a comrade hiding there
    who can apparently make a special "drug."
[03:37] Pink
    Gobo?
[03:38] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[03:39] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobo bo bobo bo!
[03:41] Blue
    He doesn't mean that kind of drug!
[03:43] Anarchy
    And we're supposed to believe that?
[03:45] Anarchy
    Besides, SSC is crawling around
    everywhere outside of Akiba.
[03:49] Anarchy
    How would we avoid getting caught?
[03:51] Otaku Hero
    Good question. Let's use the subway.
SIGN    Hachiko Entrance
SIGN    Bus Terminal
SIGN    Shibuya Station
SIGN    East Entrance
[03:54] Anarchy
    The subway?
[04:08] Otaku Hero
    After Akihabara was locked down,
[04:10] Otaku Hero
    the Ginza Line subway was sealed off
    at Mitsukoshimae station.
[04:13] Otaku Hero
    Trains there are routed back to Shibuya.
[04:17] Otaku Hero
    The Mansei Bridge is directly
    above the Ginza Line tracks.
[04:21] Otaku Hero
    If we walk down the tunnel to Mitsukoshimae,
    then it's just a straight shot to Shibuya.
[04:29] Anarchy
    This is totally the hard way!
[04:30] Anarchy
    It would be a breeze to dig
    with magic instead.
[04:34] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, when you
    and the girls use magic,
[04:36] Otaku Hero
    it draws too much attention.
[04:38] Blue
    Yeah, right! I bet you just
    wanted to role play The Great Escape.
[04:42] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[04:43] Otaku Hero
    N-No, I didn't!
[04:44] Pink
    Ugh, all this digging makes my hips jiggle.
[05:12] Anarchy
    Does this look right to you?
[05:14] Otaku Hero
    Shibuya used to be packed
    with all different types of people.
[05:19] Blue
    Now everyone looks the same.
[05:21] Pink
    Gobo... bo.
[05:21] Blue (P)
    "There are so many people, I wanna puke."
[05:24] Otaku Hero
    D-Don't do it, Pink-chan!
[05:26] Otaku Hero
    Don't hurl inside your mask!
[05:30] Cofficer
    Hold it!
[05:32] Moburyman
    I-I told you I'm not an otaku!
[05:34] Cofficer
    Protection target spotted
    in Shibuya jurisdiction! In pursuit!
[05:38] Cofficer
    Secured!
SIGN    Hatobaya
SIGN    Sky of
    the Future
[05:41] Moburyman
    Th-That isn't mine!
[05:45] Blue
    Bad idea.
[05:46] Blue
    You know what happens if you get caught.
[05:50] Otaku Hero
    I'll save him, too. Someday I'll save him.
[05:53] Man A
    Wow, otaku still aren't extinct.
[05:56] Woman A
    What a nuisance.
[05:57] Man B
    You can always tell one's close
    from the smell and dirt.
[06:01] Pink
    Go-bobo...
[06:02] Blue
    What?
[06:03] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo. Gobo.
[06:04] Blue (P)
    "Otaku Hero-sama."
SIGN    Shibuya Center-Gai
[06:11] Otaku Hero
    Surveillance cameras.
SIGN    Easy Measure Mode
SIGN    Otaku Quotient
SIGN    Reading
[06:16] Mob B
    Wait a minute! I'm really not an otaku!
[06:18] Blue
    What is that?
[06:19] Otaku Hero
    They're measuring otaku quotients.
[06:21] Anarchy
    If they point that at us, we're done!
[06:23] Blue
    We'd better go.
[06:24] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[06:33] Otaku Hero
    There's a "Chogo-shi" around
    here who's supposed to make the drug.
[06:37] Anarchy
    Chogo-shi?
[06:38] Kyotaro
    Every line of this is suspicious, huh?
[06:40] Anarchy
    Kyu-chan, stay down.
[06:42] Blue
    Which building?
    They all look like massage parlors.
[06:45] Marcus
    Hey.
[06:48] Marcus
    You're otaku, aren't you?
[06:51] Otaku Hero
    Hello, nice guy!
[06:52] Anarchy
    Uh, we are ippanjin, not geeks.
[06:54] Blue
    Just a group of common sense
    folks who wouldn't hurt a fly.
[06:57] Pink
    Gobo bobo bo!
[06:58] Blue
    You're gonna give us away like that!
[07:01] Blue
    That's the most otaku talk ever!
[07:07] Otaku Hero
    You don't mean you...
[07:09] Otaku Hero
    You're a closeted otaku?
[07:10] Marcus
    Yes!
[07:11] Marcus
    Nice to meet you! Myself is Marcus, ne.
[07:14] Otaku Hero
    Marcus?
[07:16] Marcus
    And how! You my brother! Whoo!
[07:19] Marcus
    And those sisters are otaku, too, da ne?
[07:21] Anarchy
    Huh?
[07:22] Anarchy
    It-It's not...
[07:23] Marcus
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[07:25] Marcus
    Fishy behavior too weird to cover up.
[07:27] Marcus
    Odd kinks that let off strong stinks.
[07:30] Blue
    Did I get something on me?
[07:31] Marcus
    And a masked maiden
    who can't hold back the crazy!
[07:33] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:34] Marcus
    Di-Di-Ding! On the nose!
[07:36] Marcus
    No mistake here,
    you're the same as myself!
[07:38] Anarchy
    Oh, gee! He saw right through us.
[07:41] Blue
    And he's a foreigner, too!
[07:43] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[07:44] Blue (P)
    "I guess that means
    we're totally global now."
[07:47] Marcus
    Exactly!
[07:49] Otaku Hero
    This is sus. Thoroughly sus.
[07:52] Marcus
    Hum, hum?
[07:53] Marcus
    You were just thinking myself
    to be "sus," were not you?
[07:56] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[07:57] Otaku Hero
    Ah! N-No, I wasn't at all!
[07:59] Marcus
    It's fine desu.
[08:00] Marcus
    Ever since they started hunting otaku,
[08:03] Marcus
    myself had to hide my otaku
    in the crowds of Shibuya.
[08:07] Marcus
    It had been so long since
    myself had encountered my peeps,
[08:10] Marcus
    myself just had to say something.
[08:13] Otaku Hero
    Is that what happened?
[08:14] Marcus
    You see?
[08:15] Otaku Hero
    Y-Yes.
[08:16] Marcus
    Okay, good guy.
[08:18] Marcus
    Any otaku come wandering around
    these parts wanna see Chogo-shi.
[08:22] Marcus
    Don't you?
[08:25] Marcus
    Come on. Follow me.
SIGN    Units Available
    Taniguchi Bldg. #2
[08:30] Marcus
    Koko is the building.
SIGN    Taniguchi Bldg. #2
[08:32] Marcus
    Myself has to split with you-tachi here.
[08:35] Marcus
    You're my bros!
[08:36] Marcus
    You get in a pinch, I'll come a-running, ne!
[08:39] Marcus
    Good luck.
[08:40] Otaku Hero
    S-Sure!
SIGN    Cabaret
[08:58] Otaku Hero
    This is it.
[09:09] Otaku Hero
    What is this stuff?
[09:11] Anarchy
    Ancient otaku artifacts?
[09:14] Blue
    What's this?
[09:15] Chogo-shi
    Hands off.
[09:18] Chogo-shi
    That's a valuable Soviet vacuum tube.
[09:20] Anarchy
    Soviet?
[09:22] Blue
    Vacuum tube?
[09:24] Chogo-shi
    Youngsters don't know crap.
[09:26] Otaku Hero
    Even otaku have things they don't know.
[09:30] Chogo-shi
    Otaku?
[09:35] Chogo-shi
    So you're otaku, then?
[09:38] Blue
    What's with this geezer?
[09:40] Otaku Hero
    You're saying you're not?
[09:41] Chogo-shi
    I'm not.
[09:42] Chogo-shi
    I'm a "maniac."
[09:46] Otaku Hero
    Maniac? Are you Chogo-shi?
[09:49] Chogo-shi
    The one and only.
[09:50] Otaku Hero
    I'm Otaku Hero.
[09:52] Otaku Hero
    And these are magical girls.
[09:53] Chogo-shi
    I thought I said hands off!
[09:55] Anarchy
    What's this?
[09:56] Chogo-shi
    A crystal radio.
[09:57] Blue
    Then what's this?
[09:59] Chogo-shi
    Telegraph. Sends Morse code.
[10:01] Pink
    Gobo-bo?
[10:03] Chogo-shi
    Control line.
[10:04] Chogo-shi
    Wired plane model from before RC.
[10:07] Otaku Hero
    Awesome!
[10:09] Otaku Hero
    The spirit piles up like falling snow,
[10:13] Otaku Hero
    and its layers embrace the changing times...
[10:19] Otaku Hero
    Chogo-shi, seeing as you're
    a first-rate otaku—
[10:21] Chogo-shi
    Not an otaku!
[10:24] Otaku Hero
    Seeing as you're a first-rate
    maniac, I have a request.
[10:27] Otaku Hero
    I want you to make a drug
    to make these girls stronger!
[10:30] Chogo-shi
    Oh, dear.
[10:31] Chogo-shi
    I don't know what stories you were fed,
    but I can't do nothing like that.
[10:35] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[10:35] Anarchy
    All this trouble for nothing.
[10:38] Pink
    Gobo?
[10:39] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[10:39] Blue (P)
    "I think I smell drugs."
[10:42] Blue
    You've got tons!
[10:46] Otaku Hero
    Come on! I'm begging!
[10:47] Otaku Hero
    You must realize how
    messed up the world is now.
[10:51] Otaku Hero
    We're going to take Shobon down!
    That's why the drugs—
[10:53] Chogo-shi
    I refuse.
[10:54] Chogo-shi
    I don't care about the world.
    I just want to live here quietly.
[10:58] Otaku Hero
    Are you really okay with that?
[11:00] Otaku Hero
    This is all stuff you love, right?
[11:02] Otaku Hero
    We're the same way.
[11:04] Otaku Hero
    We want to live around the things we love
    and show everyone we love them!
[11:07] Otaku Hero
    You have to understand!
[11:15] Otaku Hero
    A magazine clipping?
[11:17] Otaku Hero
    What's this?
SIGN    Japanese Treasure Found!
SIGN    The Ultimate Model
    Becomes a Miraculous Item
SIGN    A unique set of magical girl figurines
    produced by top figurine maker
    Heino Production has been discovered.
[11:18] Chogo-shi
    Only one set was made, but it fell into
    the hands of SSC during the otaku hunts.
[11:23] Chogo-shi
    A legendary artifact.
[11:24] Blue
    They're just magical girl dolls.
[11:26] Blue
    Guess you're into them, too, huh, Gramps?
[11:28] Chogo-shi
    Shut up!
[11:29] Anarchy
    They look super old, though.
[11:31] Anarchy
    Not as bad as the evil goddess,
    but they look kind of shit.
[11:35] Blue
    You aren't kidding.
[11:36] Blue
    But you know, they are a little like us.
[11:40] Otaku Hero
    So what do you want us to do?
[11:49] Nick
    Nakano?!
[11:51] Otaku Hero
    That's right. We're heading there now.
[11:53] Otaku Hero
    Give me the deets.
[11:56] Nick
    After you destroyed it
    in the Nakano Incident,
[11:59] Nick
    SSC rebuilt it to be a warehouse
    for confiscated items again.
[12:04] Nick
    But the security's a hell of a lot worse now.
[12:08] Nick
    But why, anyway?
[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Chogo-shi wants to do an exchange.
[12:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    He said, "If you want the drugs,
    bring me the legendary figurines."
[12:15] (Flashback) Anarchy
    I know it's late to ask, but how do
    we know they're in Nakano anyway?
[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
    They could be in Akiba instead.
[12:20] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I remember every last item
    that we recovered in the Nakano Incident.
[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    This wasn't one of them.
[12:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Are you serious?
[12:26] (Flashback) Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama is insane!
[12:29] announcement
    Next is Nakano. Nakano.
[12:30] Nick
    That thing is probably
    on the top floor of Sunplaza.
[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Will you come help, Nick?
[12:35] Nick
    Hell no! I'm not setting foot outside Akiba.
[12:38] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    But I'm counting on you!
[12:40] announcer
    Nakano. Nakano.
[12:41] Nick
    Sorry, man. That ain't for me.
[12:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Nick!
[12:44] Nick
    Otaku Hero.
[12:47] Nick
    Don't get yourself killed.
[12:50] Anarchy
    I guess we're back to raise hell again.
[12:53] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[12:54] Otaku Hero
    This is where we lit
    the flames of revolution.
[12:57] Blue
    I never expected to return.
[12:59] Pink
    Gobo bobo bobo bo.
[12:59] Blue (P)
    "I'd give my life for drugs."
[13:01] Anarchy
    One of us is here for the wrong reason.
[13:03] Otaku Hero
    This time, it's fine.
[13:05] Otaku Hero
    If we don't show our true stuff,
    we'll never conquer that!
[13:12] Anarchy
    There's no one here at all.
[13:13] Otaku Hero
    Strange. Security is
    supposed to be really tight.
[13:20] Kyotaro
    Sizzle.
[13:24] Otaku Hero
    I was right.
[13:26] Otaku Hero
    It's a weaponized building
    with completely automated defenses.
[13:28] Kyotaro
    Did you need to roast me for that?
[13:30] Otaku Hero
    We can't attack head-on,
[13:32] Otaku Hero
    and flashy magic spells
    would attract attention.
[13:35] Otaku Hero
    We gotta go in low and quiet.
[13:37] three
    Attack!
[13:37] Pink
    Gobo!
[13:48] Otaku Hero
    A new morning arrives.
[13:51] Otaku Hero
    But the sparkle it brings
    to us is not a ray of hope.
[13:56] Otaku Hero
    The pitch-black darkness obscuring our path
[13:58] Otaku Hero
    has merely been replaced
    with a frozen pure white.
[14:01] Anarchy
    I know you're trying
    to be all dramatic and stuff,
[14:04] Anarchy
    but was Nakano Sunplaza always this tall?
[14:07] Otaku Hero
    How would I know?
    Either way, we gotta climb.
[14:19] Otaku Hero
    Thank you, Blue-chan!
[14:21] Blue
    I'm so glad I got your left leg!
[14:24] Blue
    It'd be so much harder
    if I caught the middle one.
[14:27] Otaku Hero
    It hurts to just hear that!
[14:29] Otaku Hero
    Second day of the attack.
SIGN    - Second Day -
[14:31] Otaku Hero
    The summit is yet far away.
[14:35] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[14:37] Otaku Hero
    What's wrong?
[14:38] Anarchy
    Kyo-chan... isn't breathing.
[14:42] Otaku Hero
    The gods of the mountain know no mercy.
[14:44] Otaku Hero
    They test us with relentless trials
    and beckon us to the world beyond.
[14:49] Otaku Hero
    Starting with the weakest of us.
[14:52] Otaku Hero
    I bet Kyo-chan was dreaming
    of eating hot stew by a warm fireplace.
[14:59] Otaku Hero
    Saying farewell to our departed
    is yet another trial.
[15:02] Otaku Hero
    I'll get rid of this junk.
[15:08] Otaku Hero
    How many days had passed?
[15:10] Otaku Hero
    We were already struggling to stay
    conscious when it finally happened.
[15:16] Otaku Hero
    We completely ran out of food.
[15:19] Otaku Hero
    The gods of the mountain know no mercy.
[15:22] Otaku Hero
    They test us with cold and hunger
    and beckon us to the underworld.
[15:26] Otaku Hero
    Starting with the least devoted.
[15:28] Anarchy
    It's over. I'm starving.
[15:31] Otaku Hero
    Keep it together.
[15:34] Blue
    I'm at my limit.
    I just want a bite of something.
[15:38] Pink
    Gobo-bo.
[15:40] Otaku Hero
    We don't have anything to eat.
[15:42] Otaku Hero
    Not a thing.
SIGN    - Third Day -
[16:00] Otaku Hero
    Look out!
[16:03] Kyotaro
    Brreyouegh!
[16:08] Kyotaro
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
    hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[16:10] Anarchy
    I'm sledding!
[16:19] Otaku Hero
    Does the peak we seek truly await us?
[16:22] Otaku Hero
    Or is this path to heaven instead
    leading us on a road to hell?
[16:26] Otaku Hero
    The doubt is unshakable.
[16:28] Otaku Hero
    Are we chasing a phantom that doesn't exist?
[16:32] Otaku Hero
    That's when it happened.
[16:33] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero, look!
[16:35] Blue
    The peak! It's the peak, Otaku Hero-sama!
[16:38] Pink
    Gobo bobo bo!
[16:39] Anarchy
    Let's go, Otaku Hero!
[16:41] Otaku Hero
    Yeah!
[16:47] Otaku Hero
    It was almost within our reach.
[16:50] Otaku Hero
    But they know no mercy.
[16:54] Otaku Hero
    Is that... a god?
[17:03] Otaku Hero
    Marcus?!
[17:04] Marcus
    In a pinch, I came a-running.
[17:06] Marcus
    Told you, ne.
[17:07] Otaku Hero
    Marcus!
[17:11] Marcus
    Up-a-see daisy!
[17:14] Anarchy
    Thank you, Marcus!
[17:16] Otaku Hero
    I'm sorry I doubted you.
[17:18] Marcus
    Don't touch my mustache!
[17:21] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero.
[17:22] Anarchy
    This is the top floor, isn't it?
[17:24] Blue
    It's okay to transform, right?
[17:25] Pink
    Gobo.
[17:26] Otaku Hero
    Yeah! Put on a show, girls!
[17:29] Marcus
    Aw yeah! Japanese magical girls is cool!
[17:33] Blue & Anarchy
    Transform!
[17:33] Pink
    Gobo!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
SIGN    Type 99 Antipersonnel Security Perimeter
    Type 02 Antipersonnel Laser Mines
[18:38] announcement
    Intruders detected! Intruders detected!
[18:41] announcement
    Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.
SIGN    Type 98 Building Defensive Armament
    Saturation Attack Specification (Armageddon Mode)
[18:43] announcement
    Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.
[18:51] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[18:55] Marcus
    Amazing!
[18:57] Otaku Hero
    Get 'em, Anarchy-chan!
[19:09] Pink
    Gobo!
[19:10] Pink
    Gobo!
[19:15] Blue
    There's still more!
[19:30] Marcus
    Ouch.
[19:31] Otaku Hero
    That's our Anarchy-chan.
[19:33] Anarchy
    Oh, that's it!
[19:35] Otaku Hero
    Go, Anarchy-chan!
[19:37] Anarchy
    Oh, yeah!
[19:43] Otaku Hero
    Smash it open!
[19:44] voice
    Please stop!
[19:45] voice
    Help me!
[19:47] voice
    It hurts! It hurts!
[19:47] voice
    Stop it!
[19:48] Anarchy
    Huh?
[19:49] otaku ghost
    The pain!
[19:50] otaku ghost
    It hurts! It hurts!
[19:52] otaku ghost
    I can't take it!
[19:53] Blue
    What the hell?
[19:55] Pink
    Gobo bobo-go.
[19:55] Blue (P)
    "That's nasty."
[19:57] Otaku Hero
    Are these all captured otaku?
[19:59] Blue
    Is that even possible?
[20:00] Marcus
    Are these myself's buddies?! My God!
[20:05] Anarchy
    If they are, I can't hurt them.
[20:08] Anarchy
    Damn it! How can we save them?
[20:12] otaku ghost
    It's fine! Just let us die in peace.
[20:16] otaku ghost 2
    Next time, I'll be reborn a normal—
[20:18] otaku ghost 2
    Hoo!
[20:19] Anarchy
    Wha—?!
[20:20] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan?!
[20:23] otaku ghost 2
    Otaku are just, otaku are just,
[20:25] otaku ghost 2
    ota, ota, ota, o-o-ota...
[20:28] Blue
    Gross!
[20:28] Otaku Hero
    These are all fakes!
[20:30] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[20:31] Anarchy
    Yeah!
[20:32] Anarchy
    Heaven's Judgment Day!
[20:53] Pink
    Gobo.
[21:00] Otaku Hero
    Is this the right one?
[21:02] Chogo-shi
    Yes. Definitely.
[21:04] Chogo-shi
    How exquisite. The lines, the details.
[21:09] Chogo-shi
    It truly is the ultimate in molding—
[21:11] Pink
    Gobo!
[21:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo! Gobo gobo!
[21:14] Blue
    I hate to spoil the moment,
    but the loony here is saying,
[21:17] Blue
    "hand over the stuff you owe."
[21:19] Anarchy
    The drugs that will make us stronger.
[21:24] Chogo-shi
    Here.
[21:28] Otaku Hero
    Is this it?
[21:29] Anarchy
    You did make it for us!
[21:31] Blue
    So he actually believed in us.
[21:32] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[21:33] Blue (P)
    "Tsundere."
[21:34] Chogo-shi
    Shut up!
[21:35] Otaku Hero
    Thank you, Chogo-shi.
[21:37] Otaku Hero
    We definitely won't waste them.
[21:39] Otaku Hero
    Once the world changes,
    come over and visit us
[21:42] Otaku Hero
    in our Akiba.
[21:44] Chogo-shi
    Now get the hell out.
[21:45] Chogo-shi
    You're wearing out your welcome.
[21:48] Anarchy
    Thank you, Chogo-shi!
[21:50] Blue
    Pleasure doin' business.
[21:52] Pink
    Gobo bo.
[22:01] Pink
    Gobo bobo! Go bobobobo!
[22:03] Blue (P)
    "Let's take them! Let's use them now!"
[22:06] Otaku Hero
    Nope. I'll hang onto them.
[22:08] Anarchy
    Huh? Why?
[22:09] Otaku Hero
    We might face even stronger
    enemies down the road.
[22:13] Otaku Hero
    Gotta save our trump card
    for the right moment.
[22:16] Pink
    Gobo, gobo...
[22:18] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobobo! Go-bobo bobo bo-gobo!
[22:27] Slayer
    Nakano has fallen again?
[22:30] Shobon
    Yeah.
[22:31] Slayer
    Shobon-sama!
[22:32] Shobon
    No worries.
[22:33] Slayer
    But!
[22:34] Shobon
    Slayer.
[22:36] Shobon
    Everything is fine.
[22:43] Kathy
    Dad!
[22:45] Marcus
    Kathy!
[22:47] Kathy
    Dad! Dada!
[22:50] Marcus
    Kathy...
[22:55] Cofficer D
    That was some real nice work.
[22:57] Cofficer D
    I doubt they noticed a thing.
[22:59] Cofficer D
    You've fulfilled your role.
[23:01] Cofficer D
    Take these and leave the country today.
[23:05] Cofficer D
    Very well done.
[23:26] narrator
    Yesterday's foes are also today's foes.
[23:28] narrator
    A never-ending battle.
[23:30] narrator
    One long night when it all began,
[23:33] narrator
    the girls awakened.
[23:35] narrator
    A miracle on an eve long ago.

E6 - REVOLUTION EVE
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[00:08] SSC radio
    The insurgent leader and three magical girls
[00:11] SSC radio
    are confirmed at the Nakano warehouse.
[00:13] SSC radio
    Currently, forces occupying the Sotokanda
    area are assumed to be infantry only.
[00:19] SSC radio
    Immobilize the insurgent forces
    and "protect" the subjects.
[00:24] SSC radio
    All units, commence operations!
[00:31] otaku
    What?
[00:32] Anime Otaku
    What's up?
[00:34] Idol Otaku
    Huh? Rinna-chan?
[00:38] Military Otaku
    We're under attack!
[00:39] Military Otaku
    On your feet, soldiers!
[00:41] Game Otaku
    Damn it! It's still the middle of the night!
[00:43] Train Otaku
    Curse you SSC cowards!
[00:45] Military Otaku
    All troops, prepare for battle!
[02:30] Military Otaku
    Damn it! They're attacking now?!
[02:33] Nick
    Come in, Otaku Hero!
[02:35] Nick
    No good.
[02:36] Nick
    Is that son of a bitch dead?
[02:40] Nick
    Ah, damn it! You, over there!
[02:43] Nick (radio)
    Enemy on your seven!
[02:50] Game Otaku
    You saved me, Nick!
[02:51] Nick (radio)
    Stay alert, you idiot!
[02:53] Military Otaku
    Hey, you can see things from there, right?
[02:55] Military Otaku
    Help us fight!
[02:56] Nick (radio)
    I-I'm totally useless at fighting.
[02:58] Military Otaku
    Otaku Hero and the girls aren't here!
[03:01] Military Otaku
    Take command from there!
[03:06] Nick
    I'll do what I can.
[03:07] Nick
    Stay on your toes!
[03:08] Military Otaku
    Don't let us down!
[03:10] Nick
    Huge force advancing
    from the south side of Mansei Bridge.
[03:13] Nick
    Nearby troops, concentrate your fire there!
[03:15] Nick (radio)
    Frontline units, pick someone to handle
    communications and supplies!
[03:18] Nick (radio)
    Troops in back, bring out all
    the lumber and Molotovs you can!
SIGN    Otaku
    Canned Oden
[03:41] Nick
    Why now?
[03:43] Nick
    Even if they found out Otaku Hero was gone,
[03:45] Nick
    how were they ready to attack so soon?
[03:49] Nick
    It's always like this.
[03:50] Nick
    We're always playing catch-up in battle.
[03:54] Nick
    And we still don't know
    a damn thing about the enemy.
[04:36] (Flashback) Shobon
    Come now, open your eyes.
[04:39] (Flashback) Shobon
    Your name is Slayer.
[05:22] (Flashback) Shobon
    Slayer...
[05:24] (Flashback) Slayer
    You don't mind, do you?
[05:26] (Flashback) Shobon
    Fine, but only when we're alone.
[05:41] Pink
    Gobo.
[05:45] Otaku Hero
    Okay.
[05:48] Anarchy
    Pee-yew! What is this place?
[05:51] Otaku Hero
    Drainage tunnel.
[05:51] Otaku Hero
    A covered-up river.
[05:53] Pink
    Gobo-bo gobo.
[05:53] Blue (P)
    "No problem for me."
[05:55] Blue
    I've never seen your
    mask come in handy before.
[06:00] Anarchy
    I'm worried my nose will
    get used to the smell.
[06:03] Pink
    Gobo, gobo gobo gobo!
[06:05] Blue
    Quit bragging, you showoff.
[06:07] Anarchy
    I need to take a bath! Geez.
[06:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    One, two! One, two!
[06:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    If I l-leave them outside,
    they'll f-freeze to d-death.
[06:19] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It's n-not like
    I'm trying something d-dirty.
[06:24] News voice
    And now the news.
[06:26] News voice
    Following the nation-wide protection
    measures initiated in June,
[06:29] News voice
    the SSC announced they
    are strengthening efforts
[06:31] News voice
    to track down otaku
    who have slipped through their net
[06:33] News voice
    and have asked for the public's
    understanding as they expand their program.
[06:41] News voice
    Half a year since the start
    of otaku protection efforts,
[06:41] Otaku Hero
    I got g-girls for C-Christmas.
    Three of them!
[06:44] News voice
    public response to the measures
    is increasingly positive.
[06:50] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
    Merry Christmas!
[06:50] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[06:52] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
    Help yourself to cake!
[06:52] Pink
    Gobo-bo gobo!
[06:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Thank you very much!
[06:56] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    What?
[06:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[07:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Huh?!
[07:02] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Oh, yum.
[07:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It's happening!
[07:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Wh-What's going on?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Oh, no! Ouch!
[07:18] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Are you the one who found us?
[07:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Uh...
[07:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:24] (Flashback) Blue
    Did you reincarnate us as magical girls?
[07:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yes, it was me. I'm sorry!
    Please don't report me!
[07:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Eh? Magical girls?
[07:36] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo gobogo-bo.
[07:37] (Flashback) Blue (P)
    "We are magical girls."
[07:40] (Flashback) Anarchy
    You mean everything to us.
[07:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Everything? Wh-What are you—
[07:46] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    They're like babies.
[07:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[07:48] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    Anarchy. Blue. Pink.
[07:52] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    Since you're the first person
    they saw after waking up,
[07:55] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    they recognize you as their
    parental figure or master.
[08:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I-Is that what they meant, Kyotaro?
[08:04] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    Yeah.
[08:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    F-For now, I guess they need some clothes.
[08:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[08:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    You have no memory?
[08:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Yeah.
[08:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Delicious!
SIGN    Otaku
    Canned Oden
[08:19] (Flashback) Blue
    This must be a Kanto flavor. Too stronk!
[08:24] (Flashback) Blue
    Are you dumb?
[08:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Just take off your mask.
[08:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    W-Wait a sec. You mean you
    really forgot everything?
[08:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Yeah.
[08:32] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    They're total airheads.
[08:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
    But maybe we didn't forget.
[08:37] (Flashback) Anarchy
    I think we were probably just born.
[08:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Oh. Huh...
[08:41] (Flashback) Anarchy
    So, you know, why don't you start telling us
[08:44] (Flashback) Anarchy
    all about this world. And about you.
[08:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Half a year ago,
    this country suddenly went crazy.
[08:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    An organization called SSC appeared,
    and they started "protecting" otaku like me.
[09:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    No, it wasn't protection. It was oppression.
[09:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    They stole all the merch
    and rounded up the otaku one by one.
SIGN    Otaku Protection Rates
[09:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Akihabara was bombed to bits and closed off.
SIGN    Pedestrian Zone in Effect
[09:17] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    They stored the stolen goods in Nakano.
SIGN    General Fan
[09:20] (Flashback) Otaku
    And they turned Big Sight in Ariake
    into an internment camp.
[09:26] (Flashback) Otaku
    Now there's no place left
    for otaku to live in peace.
[09:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Huh.
[09:30] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    What a tragedy!
[09:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    If they find this place,
    they won't let me off easy.
[09:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    But I'm not willing to roll over yet.
[09:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I'm really sorry, but once you eat that
[09:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    would you please leave?
SIGN    Otaku
    Canned Oden
SIGN    Beef Tendon
    Daikon
[10:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    How're things on your side?
[10:03] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    It's really tough.
[10:05] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    They're hunting otaku all over Japan.
SIGN    Yakisoba
[10:08] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    Some are so afraid of someone ratting them out,
[10:09] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    they went deep in the mountains
    to live off the land.
[10:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    To live off the land?
[10:13] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    They take soil from the fields they plowed
[10:15] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    and mold figurines from it.
[10:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    That sounds awful.
[10:19] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    They can get supplies from friends posing
    as normies, but who knows for how long.
[10:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    This can't go on forever.
[10:25] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    We have to let otaku across Japan know
[10:26] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    that our flame still burns bright.
[10:29] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    Yeah, you're right.
[10:31] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    By the way...
[10:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Here.
[10:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[10:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Hey!
[10:37] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    What the hell is up with these girls?
[10:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    That's Anarchy-chan,
    Blue-chan, and Pink-chan.
[10:43] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    You built a harem
    to chill in all by yourself?!
[10:46] (Flashback) Military Otaku
    I'll kick your frickin' ass!
[10:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yes, sir!
[10:50] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobobo bo bo.
[10:52] (Flashback) Pink
    Go-bo-bo.
[10:54] (Flashback) Pink
    Go bo-bo bo-bo, go gogo bobo.
[10:57] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo bobo bo-bo gobo...
[10:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    "Akihabara Maid Café Map"?
[11:01] (Flashback) Blue
    Must be her thing. She's been staring
    at that page forever.
[11:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    You want to go to a maid café?
[11:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Do you actually want to
    become a maid or something?
[11:09] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo!
[11:10] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo!
[11:12] (Flashback) Blue
    "Yeah," she says.
[11:13] (Flashback) Blue
    You sure do love attention, don't you?
[11:15] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo! Gobo gobo!
[11:18] (Flashback) Blue
    My bad.
[11:18] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    What are you listening to, Blue-chan?
[11:23] (Flashback) Blue
    This!
[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Oh, New Order!
[11:26] (Flashback) Blue
    I love this one!
[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Finally, someone gets it!
[11:29] (Flashback) Blue
    Aren't their sequencers insane?
[11:31] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yeah, yeah!
[11:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    This track was breakthrough
    in digital music!
[11:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    The member of their earlier band...
[11:36] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo, gobo!
[11:38] (Flashback) Blue
    Hmm? An authentic English-style maid café?
[11:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Oh, nice! You would
    totally fit in, Pink-chan!
[11:43] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo? Gobo gobo!
[11:50] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Hey, what kind of a place is Akihabara?
[11:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I don't know...
[11:59] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Take that!
[12:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Yeah!
[12:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I guess Akihabara for me is all
    about memories of my dad.
[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Your dad?
[12:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[12:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    He died, though.
[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    He had lots of interests
    and was like a pure, concentrated otaku.
[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Dad was a computer otaku.
[12:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    He used to take me to Akihabara to look
    for magazines and dig for PC parts.
[12:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    When I think about it now,
    it was like taking an AP course.
[12:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Anime, manga, games, figurines, models...
[12:50] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Everything about the city was so vivid.
[12:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It was like it sparkled.
[12:53] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Of course, so did
    the people who hung out there.
[12:58] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Otaku would rush off
    the first train to get merch.
SIGN    Akihabara Store
[13:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    There were maids,
    people dancing in the street,
SIGN    Destroy! (Destroy) Destroy! (Destroy)
SIGN    Kira Kira KILLER
[13:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    and friends partying at IRL meet-ups.
[13:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Otaku clubs strolling down Mansei Bridge,
    following their princesses.
[13:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Walking out the Electric Town exit
    to Chuo Street was so exciting!
[13:15] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    In Akiba, it felt like
    the whole town was alive.
[13:20] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Alive?
[13:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[13:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    There was a magic spell on the city.
[13:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It was the home
    of everything you ever liked.
[13:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    And I saw that destroyed before my own eyes.
[13:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    The enemy sealed off Akiba.
    We need to liberate it
[13:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    and return the world to what it once was.
[13:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    For that, we need a revolution.
[13:42] (Flashback) Anarchy
    What kind of a world do you imagine?
[13:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    One where you can like whatever you
    want to like, as much as you want to like it.
[13:52] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Whatever you like...
[13:54] (Flashback) Blue
    ...as much as you want?
[13:56] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo, gobo-bo.
[14:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
    I want to see that world, too.
[14:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yeah, I know.
[14:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I know your souls are somewhere else.
[14:44] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    But your deaths were so
    meaningless, so unfair...
[14:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I don't ever want to forget.
[14:51] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    At least let me mourn.
[14:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Even though I know it's none of my business.
[14:57] (Flashback) Shobon
    Oh, that isn't true at all.
[15:02] (Flashback) Shobon
    I'm sure they all appreciate it.
[15:06] (Flashback) Shobon
    They appreciate... and welcome you.
[15:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Y-You!
[15:14] (Flashback) Shobon
    Oh, dear. What an awful smell.
[15:17] (Flashback) Shobon
    Them, as well as you. You're all pests.
[15:21] (Flashback) Shobon
    In the midst of such beauty,
    you crawl out and start devouring, gnawing,
[15:26] (Flashback) Shobon
    like disgusting, bizarre, squirming maggots.
[15:31] (Flashback) Shobon
    You can't distinguish between
    creation and consumption,
[15:33] (Flashback) Shobon
    and vomit out garbage words like
    you think you're rewriting the world.
[15:38] (Flashback) Shobon
    Your mere existence contaminates
    this world like a poison.
[15:42] (Flashback) Shobon
    That is what otaku are.
[15:44] (Flashback) Shobon
    Am I wrong?
[15:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Totally wron—
[15:51] (Flashback) Shobon
    How so, then?
[15:52] (Flashback) Shobon
    Just look at you. You're truly disgusting.
[15:56] (Flashback) Shobon
    Someday you, too, will end up buried here.
[15:59] (Flashback) Shobon
    But why don't I give you
    a little room to choose?
[16:02] (Flashback) Shobon
    The next time we meet, who will achieve
    the world they envisioned?
[16:06] (Flashback) Shobon
    Will it be you, or will it be me?
[16:15] (Flashback) Shobon
    I might just enjoy this.
[16:28] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Huh? What are these?
[16:30] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Christmas presents from me.
[16:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Really?
[16:33] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo?
[16:36] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Wow!
[16:37] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo!
[16:38] (Flashback) Blue
    Clothes for cosplay?
[16:40] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    What? These rags?
[16:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yeah, sorry!
[16:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    When we met, you called
    yourselves magical girls, right?
[16:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    So I thought I could, at least,
    make you clothes to match.
[16:51] (Flashback) Blue
    Yeah, but it's not like we
    can really use magic, anyway.
[16:54] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Why did we even say that?
[16:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Now we go our separate ways.
[16:59] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo?
[17:00] (Flashback) Blue
    Our separate ways?
[17:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Huh?
[17:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Tomorrow, I'm starting a revolution.
[17:04] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I can't let you get involved in that.
[17:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It's been a year since we met.
[17:08] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It was fun!
[17:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I want you to watch from
    a safe distance as we change the world.
[17:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Hey, wait a minute.
[17:15] (Flashback) Blue
    You're saying that
    because you know it's impossible.
[17:19] (Flashback) Blue
    You don't expect to win at all. Do you?
[17:23] Pink
    Gobo... gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo-bo!
[17:25] (Flashback) Blue (P)
    "But I don't want to!
    I don't want to say goodbye!"
[17:27] (Flashback) Blue
    She's right! Did you think
    we'd be okay with thi—?
[17:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Hey!
[17:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Can I go ahead and try this on?
[17:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Sure.
[17:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Come on, you, too.
[17:44] (Flashback) Kyotaro
    That's against club rules, sir.
[17:50] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Ta-da! Well?
[17:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Yeah! It looks great on you!
[17:55] (Flashback) Anarchy
    What? Are you being serious?
[17:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[18:00] (Flashback) Anarchy
    This isn't cute at all!
[18:02] (Flashback) Blue
    Even ignoring the low quality of the
    needlework, this is just not...
[18:06] Pink
    Gobo-go gobo!
[18:07] (Flashback) Blue (P)
    "Design sense: zero!"
[18:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    What a tough crowd.
[18:12] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Geez!
[18:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
    This is the first Christmas
    present I've ever gotten,
[18:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
    and it's stupid and ugly,
    and obviously your fetish!
[18:22] (Flashback) Anarchy
    We really can't...
    count on you for anything.
[18:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
    You're always daydreaming.
[18:27] (Flashback) Anarchy
    You're kind of nice,
    but you're such a chicken.
[18:31] (Flashback) Anarchy
    You're just a stupid otaku.
[18:33] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo...
[18:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
    But you still...
[18:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Whoa!
[18:45] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
    ...mean everything to us.
[18:45] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo.
[18:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan? Blue-chan? Pink-chan?
[19:04] (Flashback) Anarchy
    We'll use our magic for you.
[19:08] (Flashback) Blue
    We want to fight on your side.
[19:10] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo?
[19:10] (Flashback) Blue (P)
    "Will you take us with you?"
[19:14] (Flashback) Anarchy
    To all otaku, and to us,
[19:17] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
    you're our hero.
[19:17] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[19:19] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
    Otaku Hero!
[19:19] Pink
    Gobobo gobo!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[20:01] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[20:10] Nick
    Enemy reinforcements on the
    north side of Kuramaebashi Street!
[20:13] Nick
    The barricade's too weak!
    What the hell are you doing?!
[20:16] Nick
    No way.
[20:17] Nick
    Hey! Where are you?
[20:19] Nick
    What's taking so long?
[20:21] Otaku Hero
    Whoa! What's the big deal?
[20:23] Nick
    We're totally screwed! We're under attack!
[20:25] Nick
    They started a major offensive last night!
[20:28] Otaku Hero
    What did you say?
[20:29] Blue
    A major offensive?
[20:30] Nick
    We can't hold them back any longer!
[20:34] Otaku Hero
    Nick, patch my radio through
    to everyone there.
[20:37] Nick
    Got it. Done!
[20:41] Otaku Hero
    Hey, guys, listen up!
[20:43] otaku
    That voice!
[20:44] otaku
    Otaku Hero?
[20:45] Otaku Hero
    You too, SSC. We took Nakano down again!
[20:51] Nick
    What? Really?!
[20:52] Otaku Hero
    It's our second big victory
    since the Nakano Incident.
[20:56] Otaku Hero
    We aren't going to lose Akiba.
    We'll never hand it over to you!
[21:00] Otaku Hero
    Keep it up, guys!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
    We're fighting for our dreams!
[21:05] Otaku Hero
    Because that's who we are!
[21:07] Otaku Hero
    Take back our life, our reason to live!
[21:10] Otaku Hero
    Take back our freedom!
[21:12] Otaku Hero
    Oppression and persecution
    will never be enough to stop us!
[21:16] Otaku Hero
    Show them your pride!
[21:18] Otaku Hero
    What's wrong with liking
    the things we want to like?
[21:22] Otaku Hero
    We are all
[21:24] Otaku Hero
    otaku!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[21:27] otaku
    Yeah!
[21:34] Nick
    That did it, Otaku Hero!
[21:36] Otaku Hero
    Thank God.
[21:37] Nick
    Get back quick! We'll hold out somehow!
[21:40] Otaku Hero
    Okay. You got this, Nick!
[21:42] Otaku Hero
    Let's hurry back.
[21:43] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, do you have
    a spell to get back quickly?
[21:47] Anarchy
    Huh?
[21:48] Blue
    What the?
[21:49] Pink
    Go-bo?
[21:50] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue
    What the hell?
[21:50] Pink
    Gobo bo?
[23:25] narrator
    Welcome to a world made just for you.
[23:28] narrator
    Trapped in endless cyberbattle.
[23:31] narrator
    It's just a little bit
    of your life on the line.
[23:34] narrator
    Continue and continue.
[23:36] narrator
    Wherever you die, just get back up.

E7 - Ultimate Game
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[00:03] (Flashback) Adam
    I guess that's all these NPCs got.
[00:08] (Flashback) Adam
    I'm sick of playing against bots.
    I want to do some PVP.
[00:15] (Flashback) Shobon
    It looks like the ones I made
    aren't much fun for you anymore.
[00:21] (Flashback) Shobon
    I have another fun game for you.
[00:24] (Flashback) Shobon
    Wanna try it?
[02:02] Otaku Hero
    Oh?
[02:02] Anarchy
    Eh?
[02:03] Blue
    What the?
[02:05] Pink
    Gobo?
[02:06] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue
    What now?
[02:24] Kyotaro
    Everybody up!
[02:28] Anarchy
    Where are we?
[02:30] Otaku Hero
    I don't know.
[02:32] Kyotaro
    This obviously isn't normal.
[02:34] Anarchy
    I thought we were on our way to Akiba.
[02:37] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobobo gobo?
[02:37] Blue (P)
    "Weren't we in an underground river?"
[02:39] Otaku Hero
    I got that message from Nick...
[02:41] Blue
    And we were going to use magic...
[02:46] Pink
    Gobobo gobo gobo!
[02:46] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama!
[02:51] Pink
    Gobo... bo gobobo.
[02:55] Anarchy
    Blue!
[02:56] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan!
[02:58] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[03:00] Blue
    This is such sloppy bondage!
[03:02] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[03:04] Anarchy
    What's happening?
[03:06] Adam
    Welcome to my world. Let's start the game!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
SIGN    An SSC cofficer appeared!
SIGN    Cofficer uses a combo attack.
[03:15] Otaku Hero
    What the heck is this?
SIGN    Critical hit!
[03:17] Anarchy
    Oh, come on!
[03:22] Otaku Hero
    It's just like a game!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
SIGN    Anarchy takes 16 damage!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
SIGN    Otaku Hero takes 20 damage!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
[03:33] Kyotaro
    Hey, I lost a life!
SIGN    Fight
    Run
[03:36] Otaku Hero
    Take that!
[03:39] Otaku Hero
    You gotta be kidding!
[03:40] Anarchy
    I'll do it, then.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Critical hit!
    
    The cofficer was defeated.
[03:47] Adam
    I guess you can handle that much.
SIGN    I guess you can handle that much.
[03:52] Adam
    I'm from SSC.
    One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[03:55] Adam
    Adam!
[03:56] Anarchy
    SSC!
[03:58] Otaku Hero
    What have you done
    with Blue-chan and Pink-chan?!
[04:00] Adam
    Games are more fun
    when there's a prize, right?
[04:04] Adam
    I thought you could fight me
    and try to win them back.
[04:08] Anarchy
    What are you talking about?
[04:10] Adam
    Yeah, so let's get to it!
[04:14] Anarchy
    Who's that?
[04:15] Otaku Hero
    Another one?
[04:21] Anarchy
    None of you guys have
    any conversation skills.
[04:24] Anarchy
    Transf—
[04:25] Anarchy
    What? I can't?
[04:29] Adam
    This is my world!
[04:31] Adam
    You're completely powerless here.
[04:33] Adam
    You can drown in the program in my head!
[04:41] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[04:48] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[04:51] Adam
    What a noob.
[04:53] Adam
    And you're the leader of the insurgent army?
[04:57] Otaku Hero
    Oh, no!
[04:59] Otaku Hero
    Ouch!
[05:00] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[05:01] Kyotaro
    Stop using me as a shield!
[05:07] Kyotaro
    What did I just tell you?
[05:14] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan! You okay?
[05:16] Anarchy
    That might've killed you.
[05:18] Kyotaro
    Itdid kill me!
[05:20] Kyotaro
    And what the hell? My lives are limited now?
[05:24] Kyotaro
    Zero lives left?!
[05:25] Adam
    Huh, the magical girl's carrying you.
[05:29] Adam
    You take the magical girl.
[05:31] Adam
    I'm more interested in the guy.
[05:33] Eve
    Understood.
[05:36] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[05:38] Otaku Hero
    What do you think you're doing?
[05:40] Adam
    Otaku Hero.
[05:41] Adam
    Carried and cuddled by magical girls,
    while leading the insurgent army?
[05:45] Adam
    You aren't such a big deal.
[05:47] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan and Pink-chan better be all right!
[05:50] Adam
    Heh.
[05:50] Adam
    Maybe you should spend a second
    worrying about yourself instead.
[05:54] Otaku Hero
    Why did you bring us here?
[05:56] Adam
    Isn't it great?
[05:58] Adam
    This world is just the way I want it.
[06:00] Adam
    Everything is a game here.
[06:02] Adam
    And crushing the Revolutionary
    Army will be a breeze.
[06:06] Otaku Hero
    What's so good about SSC anyway?
[06:09] Otaku Hero
    You can't like what you want to.
    That's messed up.
[06:13] Otaku Hero
    That Unit-@ guy was brainwashed.
    I bet you are, too.
[06:17] Adam
    Quit bitching about your stupid dreams!
[06:23] Adam
    I was gonna become a pro gamer.
[06:27] (Flashback) Adam
    The age of video games is just starting.
[06:29] (Flashback) Adam
    Gamers are going to take over the world.
[06:32] (Flashback) Adam
    I can't waste any time practicing.
    I can do anything I want with hacks!
[06:37] (Flashback) Adam
    Yeah! I'm dominating!
[06:40] (Flashback) Adam
    All these self-righteous, weak tryhards
    who are too afraid to use cheats,
[06:44] (Flashback) Adam
    I'll kill them all!
[06:49] (Flashback) Adam
    Damn noobs can't touch me!
SIGN    Account Closed
    This account has been permanently disabled
[06:53] (Flashback) Adam
    Huh? I got banned? But why?!
[06:57] (Flashback) Adam
    Damn it! I can't log in here, either.
[07:00] (Flashback) Adam
    Here I am trying to spread
    the joy of gaming around the world.
[07:04] (Flashback) Adam
    Why are you kicking me out?
SIGN    Error
    This account has been terminated!
SIGN    Continue
[07:07] (Flashback) Adam
    Here? There? This one, too?
[07:09] (Flashback) Adam
    Every one of them?!
SIGN    Error
    This account has been terminated!
SIGN    Continue
SIGN    Account Closed
    This account has been permanently disabled.
[07:14] (Flashback) Adam
    Why though?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Adam
    I'm the one! I'm the elite gamer!
[07:19] (Flashback) Adam
    I should be allowed to use hacks!
[07:22] (Flashback) Adam
    I was the first person ever to show
    the world how talented gamers are!
[07:36] (Flashback) Adam
    So why, then? Why are they rejecting me?
[07:42] (Flashback) Shobon
    Don't you want power?
[07:45] (Flashback) Shobon
    The wonderful power to make
    everything go exactly the way you want?
[07:52] (Flashback) Adam
    Who are you?
[07:54] (Flashback) Shobon
    If you swear your loyalty to me,
    I will give you that power.
[08:21] Adam
    That's how I was able to create
    the ideal world in my mind.
[08:26] Adam
    I got a partner named Eve.
[08:30] Otaku Hero
    You chose to join SSC yourself?
[08:33] Adam
    Did you think we were all
    brainwashed or something?
[08:36] Adam
    I decided that I would do anything I had to
[08:40] Adam
    to prove that justice was on my side!
[08:44] Adam
    Here I come!
[08:47] Anarchy
    How dare you look down on people like that?!
[08:59] Anarchy
    You're messing with stuff again!
[09:05] Eve
    Without your magic, you're nothing
    but a foul-mouthed tramp.
[09:10] Anarchy
    I'm so gonna beat you up.
[09:13] Kyotaro
    Not again!
[09:15] Kyotaro
    Hey! I'm on my last life!
[09:23] Anarchy
    What the hell? Damn it!
[09:25] Eve
    You're helpless in this world.
[09:28] Eve
    Try to die gracefully.
[09:30] Kyotaro
    I've got continues, baby!
SIGN    Fantasy Blocker Switch
[09:43] Otaku Hero
    Does that rocket launcher
    have infinite ammo?!
[09:45] Adam
    In this environment, I can
    spawn any power I can imagine.
[09:51] Otaku Hero
    You're such a cheater!
[09:53] Adam
    I'm connected to all of you.
[09:55] Adam
    In this world, I also can spawn anything
    inside your head with a single thought.
[10:01] Otaku Hero
    Godeen!
[10:02] Adam
    Get rekt by your own imagination!
[10:08] Otaku Hero
    What a powerful attack!
[10:10] Otaku Hero
    No wonder Godeen was able to
    save the whole planet!
[10:17] Otaku Hero
    Damn it.
[10:19] Otaku Hero
    The only one that could ever take
    on Godeen is probably Yunboger G.
[10:23] Otaku Hero
    But he's not here...
[10:25] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[10:27] Otaku Hero
    Yunboger?
[10:30] Otaku Hero
    He and I are connected
    in this imaginary world, right?
[10:33] Otaku Hero
    Then, maybe I can...
[10:35] Adam
    Ha!
[10:36] Adam
    You think you can do something like this?
[10:40] Otaku Hero
    I should be able to.
[10:42] Otaku Hero
    We otaku can take just the tiniest
    sliver of information to imagine,
[10:47] Otaku Hero
    fantasize, create, and have fun on our own!
[10:51] Otaku Hero
    And when it's something
    that already exists, we can do even more!
[10:56] Adam
    Wh-What?!
[11:18] Otaku Hero
    I've always wanted to try that.
[11:20] Otaku Hero
    Super Galactic Construction Equipment
[11:22] Otaku Hero
    Yunboger G!
[11:26] Adam
    What did you say?!
[11:27] Otaku Hero
    When it comes to imagination and fantasy,
    you'll never beat an otaku!
[11:38] Anarchy
    What's that?
[11:44] Otaku Hero
    Did I get through? Anarchy-chan, you okay?
[11:47] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero, what is happening?
[11:49] Otaku Hero
    Right now we're inside
    a cyberspace that he created.
[11:53] Anarchy
    So what do we do?
[11:54] Otaku Hero
    As long as we're connected to them,
[11:56] Otaku Hero
    we should be able to use
    the power of imagination, too!
[11:59] Anarchy
    No kidding. So if we think
    we can do it, we can?
[12:04] Anarchy
    Transform.
[12:07] Eve
    Transforming won't help you.
[12:12] Anarchy
    Okay. I can do this. I can do this!
[12:15] Anarchy
    I think I owe you one from before.
[12:20] Adam
    Die, die, diedie, diedie, diedie, die!
[12:26] Otaku Hero
    I can even stop a black hole.
[12:28] Otaku Hero
    Your attack has no effect on Yunboger G!
[12:31] Otaku Hero
    According to canon,
    nothing on Earth can destroy him!
[12:34] Adam
    What kind of canon is that?!
[12:36] Otaku Hero
    Here I go!
[12:41] Otaku Hero
    Now I'll show you
    the finishing attack that was
[12:43] Otaku Hero
    supposed to be revealed
    in the uncompleted movie version!
[12:49] Otaku Hero
    To be sure it hits the target, lock on!
[12:52] Adam
    Wha—!
[12:53] Otaku Hero
    And then this!
[12:55] Otaku Hero
    The lost movie version
    Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
[13:13] Adam
    What the hell?!
    This guy is using hacks, too?!
[13:16] Otaku Hero
    It isn't a hack!
[13:18] Otaku Hero
    It bulldozes all of
    the misconstructions of the past
[13:20] Otaku Hero
    and erects a bridge leading into the future.
[13:23] Otaku Hero
    It's the spirit of justice!
[13:26] Adam
    Fixing all misconstructions
    is what you call justice?
[13:29] Adam
    That's just another cheat!
[13:32] Anarchy
    All right, all right.
[13:34] Anarchy
    All right, all right,
    all right, all right, all right!
[13:36] Anarchy
    You're the glass cannon type, huh?
[13:39] Eve
    Shut up!
[13:46] Anarchy
    You're lagging!
[13:50] Eve
    Let's see you handle this!
[13:55] Eve
    I got her!
[13:58] Kyotaro
    Sh-She got me...
[14:00] Eve
    I didn't get her?
[14:01] Anarchy
    Game...
[14:03] Anarchy
    Over!
[14:09] Anarchy
    Yeah, give it up!
[14:11] Adam
    Eve, we end this now.
[14:25] Anarchy
    Here he comes, Otaku Hero!
[14:27] Otaku Hero
    Yeah!
[14:33] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! He's moving so fast,
    I can't get a clear shot!
[14:36] Anarchy
    I'll try to slow him down.
[14:39] Anarchy
    Heaven's...
[14:43] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[14:45] Anarchy
    Always pulling sneaky shit!
[14:52] Otaku Hero
    I'm stuck in sludge!
[14:54] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! Engine at full power!
[14:58] Otaku Hero
    Oh, no!
[14:59] Otaku Hero
    Did I use up all the energy
    with the special attack?
[15:02] Otaku Hero
    I recreated him so perfectly I even
    kept his one weak point. Poor mileage!
[15:06] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! Move! Please move for me, Yunboger!
[15:10] Adam
    You like that one? This is what it's like
    when I don't hold back!
[15:13] Adam
    Don't get so cocky when
    you're playing on controller!
[15:21] Anarchy
    Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
[15:26] Anarchy
    Okay, that hurt.
[15:29] Anarchy
    Damn it! Eat this!
[15:33] Anarchy
    Then try to block this!
[15:35] Kyotaro
    Eh? Really?
[15:36] Anarchy
    Heaven's Heat Knock!
[15:43] Eve
    You can't be serious!
[15:50] Adam
    No way! This is supposed to be my world!
[15:53] Anarchy
    Hey!
[15:54] Anarchy
    Looks like you can't do
    a damn thing without her help.
[15:57] Adam
    Huh?
[16:00] Adam
    Eve!
[16:01] Anarchy
    Now's your chance, Otaku Hero!
[16:03] Anarchy
    Go for it!
[16:04] Otaku Hero
    Oh, wow.
[16:06] Otaku Hero
    There's a g-girl cheering me on?
[16:07] Otaku Hero
    The same situation happened in episode 256!
[16:10] Otaku Hero
    In that case...!
[16:14] Otaku Hero
    We will always rise to fight again!
[16:17] Anarchy
    Go for it, Otaku Hero!
[16:20] Anarchy
    Go!
[16:22] Anarchy
    Finish them off, Otaku Hero!
[16:24] Eve
    In that case, I'll take
    the magical girl for myself!
[16:31] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[16:33] Adam
    Yes!
[16:33] Eve
    Yes!
[16:33] Eve
    Begin brainwashing!
[16:40] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[16:58] Otaku Hero
    Ow!
[17:00] Otaku Hero
    What just happened?
[17:02] Anarchy
    I don't know,
    but something felt really wrong.
[17:06] Otaku Hero
    Felt wrong?
[17:10] Adam
    What did you put inside us?
    What did you do to us?!
[17:17] Eve
    I can't look at that!
[17:19] Eve
    Becoming this, doing this,
    is what I was always programmed for?
[17:28] Adam
    Eve!
[17:34] Adam
    E-Eve!
[17:40] Adam
    Damn it! Is this it?
    The end of my ideal world?
[17:48] Otaku Hero
    Oh, crap! We need to get out of here!
[17:51] Anarchy
    But what about Blue and Pink?
[17:53] Otaku Hero
    Of course, we have to find them first!
[17:57] Otaku Hero
    What's this?
[18:00] Otaku Hero
    Let's go!
[18:01] Anarchy
    Yeah.
[18:07] Pink
    Gobobo.
[18:09] Blue
    Wait! Not right there! Stop it!
[18:14] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan?
[18:14] Anarchy
    Pink?
[18:15] Blue
    I use a Draw Two and she drops all
    the Draw Fours on me? She's a monster!
SIGN    °House Rules in Effect
[18:21] Blue
    Hi, guys. You sure are late.
[18:23] Pink
    Gobo gobo bobobo.
[18:25] Blue
    "Do you want to join the game?" She said.
[18:27] Anarchy
    Quit playing games inside the enemy's head!
[18:29] Anarchy
    Be more scared!
[18:30] Otaku Hero
    B-But we're glad you're okay.
[18:34] Otaku Hero
    This world is ending.
[18:35] Otaku Hero
    Let's get out of here quick.
[18:51] Otaku Hero
    My whole body aches.
[18:53] Anarchy
    Where are we?
[18:54] Pink
    Gobo gobobo?
[18:56] Blue
    It looks like we made it back.
[18:58] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. I'm glad we're all okay.
[19:01] Anarchy
    There's somebody here!
[19:05] Adam
    Hmm.
[19:07] Adam
    I guess I should take the corner first.
[19:09] Eve
    I don't know.
SIGN    I don't know.
[19:11] Otaku Hero
    Wh-What happened?
[19:13] Anarchy
    Is he acting different now?
[19:15] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo gobo bobobo.
[19:16] Blue (P)
    "Center. Take it first, and you can't lose."
[19:18] Adam
    Oh, really?
[19:20] Pink
    Gobo!
[19:21] Anarchy
    Don't make friends with him.
[19:23] Pink
    Gobo.
[19:24] Anarchy
    So what do we do with him?
[19:32] Eve
    I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[19:35] Adam
    You guys, watch out!
[19:38] Adam
    Th-That lady's really da-dange—
[19:44] Otaku Hero
    He froze?
[19:45] Anarchy
    What's his problem?!
[19:46] Cofficer
    The signal came from here.
[19:48] Otaku Hero
    It's cofficers. Let's go!
[19:58] Anarchy
    Aren't things a little too quiet?
[20:00] Pink
    Gobo bobobo gobo?
[20:03] Blue (P)
    "Isn't anybody here?"
[20:04] Otaku Hero
    Or maybe they were all caught?
[20:07] otaku
    It's Otaku Hero!
[20:08] otaku
    Hey, they're back!
[20:09] otaku
    They're home!
[20:09] otaku
    Otaku Hero!
[20:12] Otaku Hero
    Guys! You're all okay!
[20:14] Game Otaku
    Yeah. We beat 'em, you know.
[20:16] Military Otaku
    All thanks to Nick!
[20:18] Nick
    What took you so long, Otaku Hero?
[20:20] Nick
    Thanks to your little pep talk,
    we were able to fight SSC off!
[20:24] Otaku Hero
    You did great, guys!
[20:26] Otaku Hero
    With our second win in Nakano
    and the successful defense of Akiba,
[20:30] Otaku Hero
    we're definitely one
    step closer to revolution!
[20:33] Nick
    So while we're at it,
[20:34] Nick
    you wanna send the Revolutionary Otaku
    Army's message around the country?
[20:39] Otaku Hero
    Send our message? But how?
[20:41] Nick
    We hold a big event!
[20:43] Nick
    We'll stream it across the country and
    show it to the closeted otaku, the normies,
[20:47] Nick
    and everyone else!
[20:48] otaku
    Whoa!
[20:50] Otaku Hero
    An event?
[20:51] Nick
    Yeah!
[20:52] Nick
    I'll use all my connections, and we'll
    all make it the biggest event ever.
[20:56] Nick
    We'll show them the otaku
    fire is still burning!
[20:59] Nick
    We'll show those SSC jerks!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
    Nick, you know that's...
[21:04] Nick
    Oh. No good?
[21:06] Otaku Hero
    ...a really great idea!
[21:14] Cofficer
    These videos have gone viral, and are
    spreading faster than we can delete them.
[21:20] Cofficer
    Perhaps we should try
    to understand the otaku better.
[21:24] Cofficer
    Just trying to suppress them is becoming more and more...
[21:25] Shobon
    That's enough.
[21:28] Shobon
    We can't let the otaku—
    the rebel army roam free anymore.
[21:33] Shobon
    I look forward to seeing
    the results of your work.
[21:41] Nick
    So what do we call the event?
[21:44] Otaku Hero
    How about this?
SIGN    Wanku
[23:25] narrator
    Lyrics you can't shake,
[23:27] narrator
    a groove that shakes your hips.
[23:29] narrator
    The set list is a squeeze.
[23:31] narrator
    How's that Kool-Aid tastin'?
[23:33] narrator
    In an ideological reality,
[23:35] narrator
    a magical concert stage
[23:37] narrator
    appears like a mirage.

E8 - DANCING QUEENS
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SIGN    Wanku! Planning Meeting
SIGN    Wanku! Planning Meeting
[00:05] Train Otaku
    Would you give me a break!
    How long is this meeting anyway?
[00:09] Nick
    Yeah, it's like I said.
[00:10] Military Otaku
    A "secret underground party"?
[00:13] Military Otaku
    What are we even supposed to do?
[00:15] Anime Otaku
    Is it different from Comiket?
[00:17] Game Otaku
    I know all about game conventions.
[00:19] JSDF Otaku
    I bet it's like a live fire demonstration.
[00:21] Kyotaro
    Oh, very nice.
[00:22] Kyotaro
    Every word I'm hearing screams,
    "I've lived my whole life as a loser."
[00:27] Kyotaro
    Pretty much.
[00:27] Nick
    Yeah, they're basically the same,
[00:30] Nick
    but you guys aren't
    in the audience this time!
[00:33] Nick
    You're the organizers, so you make it happen!
[00:36] Military Otaku
    Yeah, but make what happen?
[00:38] Nick
    I'll tell you one more time.
[00:39] Nick
    The goal of this event
    is to spread the message
[00:43] Nick
    of our Revolutionary Army all around Japan.
[00:45] Nick
    The message that the flame
    of otaku still burns bright!
[00:48] Train Otaku
    That's easy for you to say.
    You're all talk anyway.
[00:52] Military Otaku
    Yeah, you can say whatever you
    want hiding behind that thing.
[00:54] Kyotaro
    I know the type.
[00:55] Kyotaro
    Dudes who play the role
    but have zero street cred.
[00:59] Nick
    Aww, guys, don't say it like that.
[01:01] Anarchy
    I'm going brain dead from the boredom.
[01:04] Blue
    That's the problem.
[01:05] Blue
    They got carried away
    and decided to throw a party,
[01:08] Blue
    but didn't actually have
    any idea how to do it.
[01:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[01:13] Blue
    "Otaku who've never once taken
    the lead to get anything done
[01:18] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[01:18] Blue
    aren't going to know how to take
    the lead to get something done."
[01:21] Kyotaro
    Teacher, I think the first thing they need
    to do is realize their own incompetence!
[01:26] Anarchy
    And on top of all that,
    this leader of ours...
[01:35] Blue
    Like an elementary schooler hiding
    in the back of the class
[01:38] Blue
    so he doesn't get called on.
[01:41] Nick
    Hey! Otaku Hero!
[01:43] Nick
    I know you're there.
    Tell us what you think!
[01:45] Idol Otaku
    Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?
[01:48] Anime Otaku
    He's right. You should tell us your vision
    as the leader of the Revolutionary Army.
[01:52] Otaku Hero
    Um, well, I just...
[01:57] Military Otaku
    Hm? What's this?
[02:01] all
    Whoa!
SIGN    Tell everyone how much
    you like the things you like
[03:41] Train Otaku
    Why didn't we think of this sooner?
[03:42] Military Otaku
    That's it! Yeah!
[03:44] Anime Otaku
    This explains what our secret
    underground party is all about!
[03:50] Game Otaku
    We knew you'd come through, Otaku Hero!
[03:51] JDSF Otaku
    Our leader!
[03:53] Idol Otaku
    Take control of our secret
    underground party, Otaku Hero!
[03:57] Otaku Hero
    Uh, yeah, I'm not so sure.
[04:00] Military Otaku
    We're totally depending on you!
[04:02] Game Otaku
    You're lead producer.
[04:04] Game Otaku
    If we're gonna make Wanku
    happen, we need your help!
[04:08] Anime Otaku
    We're begging you, Producer!
[04:09] JSDF Otaku
    Producer!
[04:10] Otaku Hero
    M-Me? A producer...?
SIGN    Tell everyone how much
    you like the things you like
[04:18] Otaku Hero
    Okay, cool.
[04:19] Otaku Hero
    For starters, spit out all
    the ideas you brainstormed for Wanku.
[04:24] Otaku Hero
    There's no reason to be shy.
    Nah, it isn't difficult.
[04:27] Otaku Hero
    I mean, the important thing is to open your
    minds and let the ideas flow. Am I right?
[04:32] All
    Wow!
[04:32] Anime Otaku
    I think he's right!
[04:34] Train Otaku
    He really is a producer!
[04:37] Otaku Hero
    Let's show how much we like
    the things we like!
[04:42] Kyotaro
    Wha?
[04:44] Anarchy
    What's gotten into him?
[04:46] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo.
[04:47] Blue
    It's like he flipped a switch or something.
[04:54] Otaku Hero
    While we're at it, why don't
    we also sell some merch?
[04:57] Otaku Hero
    Oh? We don't have the funds or know-how?
[05:00] Otaku Hero
    If we don't give it a shot,
    it's over before it started.
[05:03] Otaku Hero
    Can't find an underground event venue?
[05:06] Otaku Hero
    So what? Do we really
    have to do it underground?
[05:09] Otaku Hero
    Let's build an outdoor stage
    at the Akihabara park ruins and do it big!
[05:15] Otaku Hero
    Let's show how much we like
    the things we like!
SIGN    "Can you explain why you agreed 
    to produce this 'Wanku' event?"
[05:23] Otaku Hero
    There wasn't any one reason for it.
[05:25] Otaku Hero
    Everyone's passion and enthusiasm.
    Everyone's devotion...
[05:28] Otaku Hero
    When they showed me how they felt,
    no matter how much I searched for one,
[05:33] Otaku Hero
    I couldn't think of any
    reason to turn it down.
[05:39] Otaku Hero
    How's the stream prep going, Nick?
[05:41] Nick
    It's all coming together. No prob.
[05:43] Otaku Hero
    How about this, Nick?
    Instead of just streaming it,
[05:46] Otaku Hero
    why don't we hijack the TV signals and
[05:48] Otaku Hero
    broadcast our party
    into everyone's living room?
[05:51] Nick
    You mean forcing our otaku event
    on demographics that aren't even online?
[05:55] Nick
    That's pretty punk, man.
[05:57] Otaku Hero
    Can you handle it, Nick?
[05:59] Nick
    Leave it to this guy, Otaku Hero!
[06:02] Anime Otaku
    Lead Producer!
SIGN    Wanku!
[06:04] Idol Otaku
    Here are the guests who agreed
    to perform at Wanku.
[06:07] Idol Otaku
    First, the famous anisong
    singer Guts Takako-san!
[06:10] Guts Takako
    I'm Guts. It's very nice to meet you.
[06:12] Otaku Hero
    I enjoyed your work in Frozing.
[06:14] Otaku Hero
    Great to be working with you.
[06:16] Idol Otaku
    And over here,
[06:17] Idol Otaku
    the actress who played Obayashi Zeneko,
[06:20] Idol Otaku
    the construction site idol heroine of Super 
    Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G.
[06:23] Idol Otaku
    It's Homura Yuriri-san!
[06:25] Otaku Hero
    Great to finally meet you, Yuririn.
[06:27] Homura Yuriri
    We all felt so awful when
    they started oppressing otaku.
[06:32] Homura Yuriri
    But still...
[06:33] Otaku Hero
    The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow.
[06:35] Homura Yuriri
    Right! And its layers embrace
    the changing times!
[06:39] Anime Otaku
    We're still getting buried
    in requests to appear
[06:43] Anime Otaku
    from tons of famous voice actors
    and anisong singers who've been in hiding!
[06:46] Otaku Hero
    Why don't we take the
    opportunity to film footage
[06:49] Otaku Hero
    for a physical release like
    a DVD or something?
[06:52] Idol Otaku
    Great idea!
[06:53] Otaku Hero
    What do they call it, "mixed media"?
[06:55] Otaku Hero
    We could do a comic adaptation,
    a film version, an anime,
[06:58] Otaku Hero
    and get the whole world
    caught up in this thing.
[07:00] all
    Whoa!
[07:02] Otaku Hero
    Let's show how much we like
    the things we like!
[07:06] text
    "Performing on an outdoor stage, 
    streaming worldwide..."
[07:09] text
    "Is it still possible to call this 
    a secret underground party?"
[07:12] text
    "Isn't the scale of the event 
    actually much bigger than that?"
[07:15] Otaku Hero
    Sure, there's really nothing secret
    or underground about it anymore.
[07:19] Otaku Hero
    But who cares about that anyway?
[07:22] Otaku Hero
    Who could stop us now,
    when we're riding this big wave?
[07:28] Otaku Hero
    The most difficult part of being a producer?
[07:31] Otaku Hero
    Honestly, I've never felt
    any of it was difficult.
[07:34] Otaku Hero
    If you have the passion, enthusiasm,
    and fire, anything is possible.
[07:38] Otaku Hero
    Nothing is out of reach!
[07:39] Otaku Hero
    But the second you give up on it,
    that becomes the final episode.
[07:45] Otaku Hero
    But isn't that right?
    Doesn't everybody think so?
[07:48] Otaku Hero
    Don't you want to show
    how much you like the things you like?
[07:51] Otaku Hero
    So do it! Shout it out!
[07:53] Otaku Hero
    Shout about how much you like
    the things you like!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
SIGN    CURRY RICE
SIGN    BEER
[08:19] both
    Whoa!
[08:21] Train Otaku
    The day is finally here!
[08:22] Military Otaku
    Yeah! It's gonna be
    a huge success, no question!
[08:25] JSDF Otaku
    And it's all thanks to Otaku Hero!
[08:27] Anime Otaku
    Lead Producer!
[08:29] Idol Otaku
    Lead Producer!
[08:31] Game Otaku
    Lead Producer!
[08:37] Otaku Hero
    How's attendance looking?
[08:38] Train Otaku
    What did you expect?
    We're way over capacity!
[08:44] Military Otaku
    Well, then, will you give the introduction?
[08:53] Otaku Hero
    Yeah, I guess so.
SIGN    Tell everyone how much
    you like the things you like
SIGN    "Are you at all nervous 
    about hosting this event?"
[09:34] Otaku Hero
    Nervous?
[09:35] Otaku Hero
    I'm going to have the time of my life.
[09:38] Otaku Hero
    What do I have to be nervous about?
[09:41] Otaku Hero
    I think it's going to go great.
[09:43] Otaku Hero
    My heart's already racing with excitement!
[09:45] Anarchy
    Hey.
[09:46] Otaku Hero
    So yeah, what I mean
    about saying how much you like—
[09:48] Anarchy
    Hey, Otaku Hero!
[09:51] Otaku Hero
    Hm?
[09:53] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[10:05] Blue
    Who the hell are you talking to?
SIGN    WANKU!
SIGN    CURRY RICE
SIGN    BEER
[10:15] Otaku Hero
    What... is this?
[10:25] Nick
    Hey! Otaku Hero!
[10:26] Nick
    I know you're there.
    Tell us what you think!
[10:29] Idol Otaku
    Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?
[10:32] Otaku Hero
    Um, well...
[10:35] Otaku Hero
    That's right. That's how it was.
[10:39] Otaku Hero
    When we decided to host
    Wanku!, our party event,
[10:43] Otaku Hero
    at first I thought I could
    power my way through it.
[10:46] Otaku Hero
    But when it came down to it,
[10:49] Otaku Hero
    when I stopped to think
    about what was going on,
SIGN    like
[10:53] Otaku Hero
    I started to get this bad feeling.
[10:56] Otaku Hero
    I want to celebrate our
    battle victories so far.
[10:59] Otaku Hero
    To enjoy them with everyone.
    To tell the whole world.
[11:02] Otaku Hero
    That's what our party was for.
[11:04] Otaku Hero
    And all these preparations.
[11:06] Otaku Hero
    But... But...
[11:09] Anarchy
    Is it really the time for that?
[11:12] Blue
    To be letting loose?
[11:14] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo.
[11:15] Blue (P)
    "Aren't you forgetting something important?"
[11:19] Anarchy
    It's not like we've already won the war.
[11:22] Blue
    The fight is only gonna
    get harder from here on out.
[11:28] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo gobo...
[11:28] Blue (P)
    "By throwing a big, flashy party like this,
[11:31] Blue (P)
    you're surely going to get more heat
    from the public than ever before."
[11:35] Anarchy
    Shobon is definitely going to
    find out about it, too.
[11:39] Blue
    Oh, yeah.
[11:40] Blue
    It'll give them a prime
    opportunity to attack.
[11:44] Anarchy
    Basically, I think we're all trying
    to ignore how bad the situation is,
[11:49] Anarchy
    while deep inside we're
    terrified and full of doubt.
[11:52] Blue
    Planning a big party,
    as if that's something you'd ever do.
[11:55] Blue
    Aren't you just being stupid?
[11:58] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo, gobogo.
[11:59] Blue (P)
    "In other words, all you're doing
    is avoiding reality."
[12:11] Otaku Hero
    Some part of me realized that.
    I was aware of it.
[12:15] Otaku Hero
    But the pain of reality,
    the uncertainty of what was ahead...
[12:20] Otaku Hero
    I couldn't stand to deal with it.
[12:23] Otaku Hero
    I got too scared to face it.
[12:26] Otaku Hero
    I mean, we otaku are already
    alienated from the world.
[12:31] Otaku Hero
    But despite that, throwing a party
    or event or whatever...
[12:35] Otaku Hero
    Maybe it was a mistake to try to have
    a festival in the first place.
[12:39] Otaku Hero
    Otaku gods, I'm very sorry.
[12:42] Otaku Hero
    I won't do it again.
[12:43] Otaku Hero
    I won't try to throw any parties.
[12:46] Otaku Hero
    I'm truly sorry!
[12:50] Anarchy
    You shouldn't have to apologize.
[12:53] Anarchy
    Throwing an event like this
    isn't such a bad idea.
[12:56] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[12:58] Anarchy
    I think you're right to be worried
    about those things, Otaku Hero.
[13:03] Anarchy
    I've been really worried, too.
[13:06] Blue
    Our battles with the enemy have
    actually been getting worse.
[13:11] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo gobo gobobobo.
[13:12] Blue (P)
    "There is absolutely no reason
    to be holding a festival right now."
[13:15] Anarchy
    But I do understand why you'd want to
    try something like that once in a while.
[13:21] Anarchy
    If you go wild when it's peaceful
    and nothing is going on,
[13:25] Anarchy
    it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.
[13:27] Blue
    Although we're at the absolute bottom,
[13:30] Blue
    you're risking it all to run
    head-first toward destruction.
[13:33] Blue
    You can only do that when you're young.
[13:35] Anarchy
    Let's set fire to the hearts of all
    the otaku out there and go all out!
[13:38] Anarchy
    Into despair, into depression,
    even into hell!
[13:42] Pink
    Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[13:44] Blue
    Let's highway to the hell!
[13:47] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan, Pink-chan.
[13:51] Otaku Hero
    Hold on a sec, but won't it
    all end in a flash anyway?
[13:56] Otaku Hero
    If we run from depression for a minute of
    fun without thinking of the consequences...
[14:00] Anarchy
    Then would you rather do nothing?
[14:03] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[14:03] Blue
    When everyday is a tough battle,
    and you've lost all the joy in life,
[14:08] Blue
    the only victory left is a total victory.
[14:11] Blue
    Always judging yourself so
    harshly, pushing yourself,
[14:13] Blue
    closing off your mind, your heart.
[14:17] Blue
    Closing yourself off completely.
[14:20] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[14:21] Blue (P)
    "That probably only leads
    to one thing. Destruction."
[14:25] Otaku Hero
    Hold on... Wait a minute.
[14:28] Otaku Hero
    Which one is it? Which one am I in?
[14:49] Otaku Hero
    What is happening here?
[14:52] Anarchy
    You need to decide. By yourself.
[14:54] Otaku Hero
    I can't.
[14:56] Anarchy
    Isn't it what you've always said?
[15:00] Anarchy
    To say you like...
[15:02] Blue
    ...what you want to like...
[15:04] Pink
    Gobo gobo bo?
[15:06] Otaku Hero
    I do want to say it.
[15:10] Otaku Hero
    I do.
[15:12] Otaku Hero
    The things I like are...
SIGN    Wanku!
[15:26] Kyotaro
    Are y'all ready?!
[15:29] audience
    Yeah!
[15:31] Kyotaro
    Together, we're gonna blow
    the minds of otaku all around the world!
[15:37] Kyotaro
    Welcome to the secret
    underground party Wanku!
[15:40] Kyotaro
    Let's get started!
[15:43] Kyotaro
    First off, the heroine from Super 
    Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G.
[15:47] Kyotaro
    You adored her in her role
    as construction site idol Obayashi Zeneko!
[15:50] Kyotaro
    Let's get Homura Yuriri-chan on the stage!
[15:56] fan
    Yuririn!
[16:13] Anime Otaku
    The crowd is going wild!
    This is a huge success, man!
[16:18] Nick
    Yo, things are crazy here, too!
    Wanku! is all over the Internet!
[16:23] Nick
    Here, there, even over there.
    It's everywhere!
SIGN    Wanku
[16:27] Anime Otaku
    What about the broadcast hijack?
[16:29] Nick
    Yeah, I nailed it!
[16:30] Nick
    By now, all the non-otaku
    are probably losing their minds!
SIGN    Wanku!
SIGN    Wanku
[16:36] Shobon
    Hmm.
[16:38] Kyotaro
    Next up is the leader of our
    very own Revolutionary Army.
[16:42] Kyotaro
    Otaku Hero!
[17:20] Otaku Hero singing
    Ah, why is it so?
[17:23] Otaku Hero singing
    I'm sure you all know what I mean
[17:28] Otaku Hero singing
    Right here we have a
[17:31] Otaku Hero singing
    Beautiful world all around us
[17:34] Otaku Hero singing
    But we get mislead,
[17:35] Idol Otaku
    W-We're in trouble!
[17:36] Anime Otaku
    What's wrong?
[17:37] Idol Otaku
    There are huge armies approaching
    Akiba from all directions!
[17:39] Otaku Hero singing
    Mud thrown at our heads
[17:43] Otaku Hero singing
    Still even then, I know we'll find
[17:47] Otaku Hero singing
    Something to keep holding on to, whoo
[17:53] Otaku Hero singing
    Everything happens for a reason
[17:57] Otaku Hero singing
    Hold on to your love
[18:00] Otaku Hero singing
    Whatever kind of present,
    it all leads to a future
[18:04] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. This is reality.
[18:04] Otaku Hero singing
    That's for you, whoo
[18:07] Otaku Hero
    It's painful. It's bloody.
[18:08] Otaku Hero singing
    Keep on blowin' like a strong wind
[18:10] Otaku Hero
    There might be nothing but despair ahead.
[18:12] Otaku Hero singing
    Keep on fighting until the end
[18:14] Otaku Hero
    But still...
SIGN    Tell everyone how much you like
[18:22] Nick
    Hey! Otaku Hero!
[18:23] Nick
    I know you're there.
    Tell us what you think!
SIGN    Tell everyone how much
    you like the things you like
[18:35] Otaku Hero singing
    Living your own life just the way you want
[18:39] Otaku Hero singing
    Is what we all want, baby
[18:43] Otaku Hero singing
    Because I am what I am
[18:47] Otaku Hero singing
    And you are just as you are
[19:14] Shobon
    Hm?
[19:33] Anarchy; Blue
    Magical Destroyers, suckers!
[19:33] Pink
    Gobobo gobo-bo, gobo!
[19:36] Anarchy
    Heading straight for destruction!
[19:38] Anarchy
    If you like it, then say so!
[19:40] Anarchy
    Screw it!
[19:41] Pink
    Gobobo!
[19:42] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    That ain't enough! You're almost brain dead!
[19:45] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Please, please! Asking nicely, please!
[19:47] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Come on, come on, don't chicken out!
[19:50] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Let us hear it, let us
    hear it, take us away!
[19:52] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Violent girls, right here before you!
[19:54] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Let's go crazy! Let it loose today!
[19:57] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Shake, shake, shake off frustration!
[19:59] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    Push, push, push!
[20:01] Anarchy
    Don't just stand there!
[20:02] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
    One two, one two, punchline!
[20:04] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    We are, we are party girls!
[20:07] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    No one, no one, anti-side!
[20:09] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Pan two, pan two, no panty flash!
[20:12] Anarchy
    Not nearly enough. This ain't even close!
[20:15] Anarchy
    What are you waiting for, magical mosh pit?!
[20:18] Anarchy
    Show us what you got, assholes!
[20:26] Blue
    These bandwagoned baby yes-men
    need their diapers changed.
[20:31] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Loser, loser, loser, loser winners
[20:34] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Love their, love their,
    love their, love their freedom
[20:36] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Easy, easy, easy, easy dreamers
[20:38] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Look they're, look they're,
    look they're big complainers
[20:41] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Loser, loser, loser, loser winners
[20:43] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Love their, love their,
    love their, love their freedom
[20:46] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Heaven! Or! Hell!
[20:48] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
    Rage!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
    My God!
[21:04] Train Otaku
    Is this for real?
[21:06] Military Otaku
    It's a miracle!
[21:09] Anime Otaku
    Wait, were we supposed to
    have other performers?
[21:14] Otaku Hero
    This isn't a dream, is it?
[21:17] Anarchy
    No.
[21:19] Blue
    Your dreams, Otaku Hero...
[21:21] Pink
    ...gobo bobobo gobo...
[21:22] Blue (P)
    "...and the fiery passions
    of everyone here..."
[21:25] Anarchy
    ...have changed the world!
[21:28] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[21:35] Kyotaro
    Too soon!
[21:50] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[21:52] Big Bro
    Hello!
[23:25] narrator
    Love. It gets heavy.
[23:27] narrator
    Love. It sends you flying.
[23:29] narrator
    Love. It tears you apart.
[23:32] narrator
    Love. It messes with everything.
[23:34] narrator
    Yeah, in love,
[23:36] narrator
    telepathic fits, smashed into bits.

E9 - LOVE IS NIGHTMARE
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[00:01] Kyotaro
    Too soon!
[00:11] Bro
    Hello!
[01:52] Bro
    Hello, hello! Yeah!
[01:55] Bro
    Hi, otaku people! Nice to meet you!
[01:58] Bro
    You know about SSC's Four Heavenly Kings?
[02:02] Bro
    Well, we lost two of them already...
[02:04] Bro
    But we're one of them!
[02:06] All
    Huh?!
[02:08] Bro
    The girl holding me
    is my little sister Himawari.
[02:11] Bro
    I'm sure you can all see
    how adorable she is,
[02:13] Bro
    but she's also a little bit shy,
[02:15] Bro
    so I'll be doing the talking.
[02:22] Bro
    Huh? Hey, I won't take too much time.
[02:26] Bro
    Don't you hate it when the principal
    goes on long, rambling speeches?
[02:29] Bro
    So I'll keep this short.
    Your event is now over
[02:33] Bro
    because Himawari and I are going to wipe
    you and your criminal otaku gang out!
[02:45] Otaku Hero
    Guys!
[02:45] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
[02:46] Blue (P)
    "Get everyone to shelter!"
[02:52] Game Otaku
    Th-This is bad!
[02:53] Military Otaku
    But our big event!
[02:54] Train Otaku
    What's gonna happen to us?
[02:57] Military Otaku
    Oh, crap!
[02:58] Anarchy
    Don't mess with us!
[03:03] Otaku Hero
    Everyone, this way! Hurry!
[03:11] Bro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    What's wrong, magical girls?
[03:14] Bro
    You don't look very happy.
[03:17] Pink
    Gobo bobo gobo.
[03:18] Blue
    Yeah, I know.
[03:20] Blue
    Can't let our guard down with these ones.
[03:23] Kyotaro
    That guy is, like, super gross.
[03:26] Blue
    Yeah, a nasty talking head.
[03:28] Blue
    Shouldn't that be rated R-15?
[03:30] Pink
    Gobogobobo.
[03:31] Blue
    Huh? Oh, totally, totally.
SIGN    Moan
[03:33] Blue
    My entire life is rated X!
[03:35] Blue
    Would you shut up?
[03:37] Bro
    When you mess with SSC, you die.
[03:41] Bro
    What I mean is,
    I'm gonna kill you right now!
[03:44] Bro
    Yay!
[03:48] Kyotaro
    I always get killed!
[03:51] Pink
    Gobo!
[03:53] Pink
    Gobo?
[03:56] Bro
    If you hit Himawari, she'll get hurt!
[04:00] Blue
    That's why I'm trying to hit her!
[04:03] Bro
    I said watch out!
[04:07] Bro
    You aren't allowed to touch Himawari, okay?
[04:10] Bro
    You need to go through me first.
[04:12] Blue
    I'm the type that likes
    to eat the best part first.
[04:16] Bro
    Huh?
[04:17] Bro
    Himawari always saves the best for last,
    so I guess you won't get along.
[04:21] Bro
    All right, let's clean this mess up.
[04:24] Bro
    Himawari, go ahead.
[04:36] Kyotaro
    Dumbass!
[04:44] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero, can Blue and Pink handle this?
[04:48] Otaku Hero
    I'm not sure, but we've got
    to believe in them.
[04:54] Blue
    What is this guy's deal?
[04:55] Pink
    Gobobo. Gobo bobo gobo.
[04:58] Blue
    Which one do we take out?
[04:59] Blue
    We've got to get both of them!
[05:01] Blue
    But why is he only a severed head?
[05:04] Bro
    I could tell you, but it's a long story.
[05:07] Pink
    Gobo bobobo!
[05:07] Blue (P)
    "Keep it short!"
[05:10] Bro
    I died by Himawari's hand.
[05:13] Blue
    What's that supposed to mean?
[05:15] Bro
    Or maybe I should say,
    I asked her to kill me.
[05:18] Bro
    Because I really, really,
    really love her so much!
[05:22] Kyotaro
    Whoa, aren't you talking about ince—!
[05:26] Bro
    I'd ask you to keep your
    dirty fantasies to yourself.
[05:28] Bro
    But it was always my dream.
    To have Himawari kill me.
[05:35] Bro
    Ever since Himawari was born,
    my whole life revolved around her.
[05:40] Bro
    I lived for Himawari,
    and I would die for her.
[05:44] Bro
    I felt like that was
    the entire reason I was born!
[05:47] Blue
    Wow, that's pretty heavy.
[05:49] Blue
    But doesn't the little girl
    have something to say about it?
[05:51] Bro
    Himawari and I are bound by our love.
[05:54] Bro
    We're connected telepathically,
    so we feel the same way.
[05:56] Blue
    I wasn't asking you.
[05:58] Bro
    You don't need to ask her. I'm her brother.
[06:01] Blue
    Which means you must've made her do it.
[06:03] Pink
    Gobo bobo gobo.
[06:05] Bro
    Yeah, I figured you wouldn't get it.
    It has nothing to do with you anyway.
[06:09] Bro
    But for me and Himawari, this is love.
[06:12] Bro
    Aren't y'all gettin' enough love?
[06:23] Blue
    Confusion (Alternative Mix)!
[06:30] Blue
    Pink!
[06:31] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo!
[06:36] Pink
    Go-bo!
[06:39] Bro
    I won't let you touch Himawari!
[06:45] Blue
    Wow. You're such a caring, devoted brother.
[06:48] Bro
    Yeah, of course I am!
    Himawari made my dream come true!
[06:53] Bro
    So that's why this time
    I'm putting all my body and soul
[06:56] Bro
    into making Himawari's dreams come true, too!
[07:00] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
[07:01] Blue (P)
    "You don't even have a body!"
[07:02] Bro
    Yeah, guess you're right about that!
[07:15] (Flashback) Slayer
    What's wrong, sweetie?
[07:20] (Flashback) Slayer
    Oh, I see.
[07:22] (Flashback) Slayer
    But you have nothing to worry about.
[07:24] (Flashback) Slayer
    Just leave everything to Shobon-sama.
[07:27] (Flashback) Shobon
    If you're willing to help us out,
    I'll bring your brother back to life.
[07:31] (Flashback) Slayer
    I'm sure he'll make your wish come true.
[07:34] (Flashback) Slayer
    Don't you want to stay
    with your brother forever?
[07:37] (Flashback) Slayer
    Just trust Shobon-sama.
[07:40] (Flashback) Slayer
    Okay?
[07:55] (Flashback) Slayer
    Now be sure to do to what Shobon-sama says,
[07:59] Slayer
    or else your brother will have to go away.
[08:04] Bro
    Yeah, time to wrap things up.
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[08:15] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, take care of everyone!
[08:24] Bro
    Deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:27] Bro
    Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:31] Bro
    Deeper, deeper, deeper,
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:38] Military Otaku
    Fire!
[08:39] Military Otaku
    We've got to save Blue-chan and Pink-chan!
[08:42] Bro
    Oh, shut up!
[08:48] JSDF Otaku
    Retreat! Retreat!
[08:49] Military Otaku
    Then, eat this!
SIGN    Otaku
    Canned Oden
[08:53] Bro
    Huh?
[08:55] Bro
    Too bright!
[09:00] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama!
[09:04] Otaku Hero
    Are you two okay?
[09:05] Pink
    Gobo bobobo?
[09:06] Blue (P)
    "What does it look like?"
[09:08] Pink
    Gobo!
[09:09] Pink
    Gobo bobo! Gobo bobobo!
[09:10] Otaku Hero
    Huh? What is it?
[09:11] Blue
    She said, "give me the drugs."
[09:14] Otaku Hero
    The drugs?
[09:15] Pink
    Gobobo...
[09:19] Kyotaro
    You sure the stuff's good?
[09:22] Blue
    We're not.
[09:24] Blue
    But it's now or never.
[09:26] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[09:26] Blue (P)
    "We have to power up."
[09:39] Kyotaro
    Pee-yew!
[09:40] Blue
    Here we go.
[09:41] Pink
    Gobo.
[09:42] Kyotaro
    Barf.
[09:47] Kyotaro
    Ehh...
[09:57] Otaku Hero
    Girls! If it's bad, then spit it out!
[10:01] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[10:24] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Hang in there!
[10:29] Bro
    Ah, there you are.
[10:31] Bro
    Don't run away like that!
[10:34] Bro
    Those two in the back look pretty messed up.
[10:37] Bro
    Well then, goodbye.
[10:45] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan?
[10:46] Blue
    Oh, stop!
[10:47] Blue
    I'm sorry, sir, but you
    aren't allowed to touch the girls.
[10:51] Blue
    All right!
[10:52] Pink
    Go-bo!
[10:56] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan!
[10:57] Pink
    Gobo gobo! Gobobobo!
[10:58] Blue (P)
    "I'm feeling stronger than ever before!"
[11:00] Blue
    Now it's our showtime!
[11:03] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:10] Otaku Hero
    Uh...
[11:11] Otaku Hero
    I-Is this stuff really...
[11:15] Otaku Hero
    okay?
[11:18] Pink
    Gobo! Bobo. Gobo gobo!
[11:20] Anarchy
    What are those gross things?
[11:22] Anarchy
    From the colors, are they Blue and Pink?
[11:25] Anarchy
    What the hell are they doing?
[11:28] Blue
    Things are gonna be different now.
[11:30] Pink
    Gobo, gobo!
[11:31] Bro
    Yeah, looks like you got a little stronger,
    but will that really help?
[11:36] Blue
    Do your trash talking now,
    while you still can!
[11:40] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:42] Bro
    Huh? What's that?
[11:44] Blue
    Yeah, I'm saying...
[11:46] Blue
    Would you shut up for one minute?
[12:03] Pink & Blue
    Ooh!
[12:06] Otaku Hero
    Amazing! This is the drug Chogo-shi made?
[12:09] Kyotaro
    It can't be good for you.
[12:11] Blue
    So once again, it's showtime!
[12:13] Pink
    Gobo!
[12:18] Bro
    Himawari, don't hold back!
[12:20] Bro
    Huh? Eh? Ehh?
[12:23] Bro
    Um, what?
[12:26] Bro
    Himawari?
[12:28] Bro
    Ah! Ow ow ow ow!
    Ouch, that hurts! That hurts!
[12:33] Bro
    Owie. That hurt your brother a little.
[12:36] Bro
    Wh-What's wrong, Himawari?
[12:39] Blue
    Chance!
[12:41] Pink
    Gobobo!
[12:42] Bro
    Himawari! Ah, ouch!
[12:44] Bro
    Hey, I'm busy over here!
[12:46] Bro
    Why are you feeling grumpy?
[12:50] Bro
    Did your big brother do something wrong?
[12:53] Bro
    Fine, just wait a minute.
[12:55] Bro
    We can talk when it's all over. Okay?
[12:57] Blue
    Is this really the time to be quarreling?
[13:00] Bro
    Would you quit getting in my way?!
[13:06] Bro
    Oh, very nice catch.
[13:08] Blue
    Yeah, ball play is my thing.
[13:10] Blue
    Just kidding, though!
[13:11] Bro
    Heh.
[13:13] Pink
    Gobo!
[13:19] Bro
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[13:20] Blue
    What the hell is this tongue?
    You're disgusting.
[13:23] Bro
    You shouldn't throw around
    the word "disgusting" so easily.
[13:26] Bro
    Most folks would feel harmed by that!
[13:28] Blue
    Oh, yeah? But some people
    would get turned on!
[13:35] Blue
    Confusion (Essential Mix)!
[13:38] Bro
    Aah! That's disgusting!
[13:40] Something
    Thank you very much, Master!
[13:42] Bro
    Pee-yew! What the hell?!
[13:44] Bro
    Hey, cut it out! Pew!
[13:46] Bro
    You stinking stink of stink!
[13:47] Blue
    Consider that my
[13:48] Blue
    p-r-e-s-e-n-t.
[13:54] Bro
    Damn it!
[13:56] Kyotaro
    Nice one!
[13:58] Anarchy
    Wait, Otaku Hero!
[14:00] Anarchy
    Did something happen to Blue and Pink?
[14:02] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[14:03] Otaku Hero
    They used the power-up drug from Chogo-shi.
[14:06] Anarchy
    Huh?!
[14:07] Kyotaro
    But you sure that's good?
    Powering up all of a sudden.
[14:11] Otaku Hero
    What do you mean?
[14:12] Kyotaro
    Well, if you get that strong that quick,
    you could have a bad reaction.
[14:18] Otaku Hero
    Bad reaction?
[14:24] Bro
    That was the worst present ever.
    I don't appreciate it one bit!
[14:28] Blue
    Well, that's just too bad.
    I really put my love into it.
[14:32] Bro
    Hate to be rude, but I get more than
    enough love from Himawari.
[14:36] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo bo!
[14:38] Blue
    I hear you.
[14:40] Blue
    We have to get the head,
    or we'll run out of magic.
[14:43] Blue
    But the head is so small...
[14:46] Blue
    Oh, I know! Listen here.
[14:48] Pink
    Gobo?
[14:49] Bro
    A strategy meeting?
    What's the point of that now?
[14:53] Blue
    It's gonna be a surprise!
[14:55] Bro
    You aren't supposed to tell me that!
[14:57] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobobo, gobo!
[15:01] Pink
    Gobo!
[15:01] Blue (P)
    "Fire!"
[15:03] Bro
    You think that's gonna beat me?
[15:09] Bro
    Huh?
[15:09] Blue
    Then, how about this?!
[15:14] Pink
    Gobo!
[15:14] Blue
    All right!
[15:14] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[15:19] Bro
    The hell you think you're doing?
[15:21] Bro
    Huh? What just happened?
[15:23] Blue
    You're too small as a head,
[15:25] Pink
    Gobobobo, gobo!
[15:25] Blue (P)
    "So we gave you a body! Yeah!"
[15:27] Bro
    Whaaat?! But I'm a guy!
[15:31] Bro
    H-Himawari, your brother just got a body!
[15:33] Bro
    But it's a girl's body!
[15:35] Bro
    I'm not your brother
    anymore. I'm your sister!
[15:39] Bro
    But now I can move on my own like I used to!
[15:43] Bro
    I suddenly feel so free!
[15:46] Bro
    All right, here I go.
[15:47] Bro
    Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, boiiing!
[15:51] Blue
    What the hell? Now he's even worse!
[15:53] Pink
    Gobobo, gobo-go!
[15:55] Blue
    We won't know if the plan worked
    or not until we're done!
[15:58] Bro
    I wonder about that.
[16:04] Bro
    I hate to do this
    while you're all powered up,
[16:06] Bro
    but it looks like you
    powered me up, too! Bah!
[16:12] Pink
    Gobo!
[16:13] Bro
    Heh!
[16:17] Pink
    Gobobo bobobo!
[16:18] Blue
    I know! You don't have to keep yelling!
[16:22] Bro
    What's wrong? Are we already done?
[16:25] Blue
    There's no way we'd be that premature.
[16:27] Pink
    Gobobo!
[16:28] Bro
    Huh...
[16:29] Bro
    But check out the shit I can do now!
[16:33] Pink
    Gobo!
[16:33] Blue
    Gross!
[16:37] Kyotaro
    Aw, crud!
[16:38] Kyotaro
    Blue and Pink used up too much magic!
[16:43] Pink
    Gobo-bo...
[16:47] Bro
    Hmm!
[16:48] Bro
    Sure feels good to flex
    your muscles once in a while!
[16:51] Bro
    Well then, how about we wrap this up?
[16:54] Bro
    It's already taken too long.
[16:57] Anarchy
    Ohhryah!
[16:58] Blue
    Get 'em!
[17:04] Bro
    I don't care if you tag in,
[17:06] Bro
    but you still realize you're
    no match for me, right?
[17:09] Anarchy
    I won't know that unless I try!
[17:11] Bro
    The other girls said the same thi—
[17:24] Bro
    Himawari?
[17:30] Bro
    B-But why?
[17:35] (Flashback) Himawari
    Today, because my brother
    asked me to, I killed him.
[17:44] (Flashback) Himawari
    I didn't wanna do it,
[17:46] (Flashback) Himawari
    but I love my brother a bunch,
    and he asked me to.
[17:50] (Flashback) Himawari
    Then he came back.
[17:52] (Flashback) Himawari
    Why had I gotten all sad about it?
[17:57] (Flashback) Himawari
    Not fair. I don't think he was being fair.
[18:01] (Flashback) Himawari
    I wanted him to kill me, too...
[18:03] (Flashback) Himawari
    Not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
    not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
[18:07] (Flashback) Himawari
    not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
    not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!
[18:16] Bro
    I'm sorry, Himawari.
[18:18] Bro
    I guess I had trouble
    understanding a girl's feelings.
[18:22] Himawari
    Brother!
[18:38] Anarchy
    These are some sick siblings.
[18:40] Slayer
    Are that brother and sister
    trying to kill Anarchy?
[18:44] Slayer
    I'm supposed to get to kill her!
[18:47] Shobon
    Hmm. This wasn't part of the plan.
[18:51] Shobon
    Was it just instinct?
[18:52] Shobon
    Or did they somehow develop consciousness?
[19:06] Anarchy
    How do we handle that thing?!
[19:08] Kyotaro
    Just do whatever you...
    nah, you're screwed.
[19:12] Otaku Hero
    But at this point...!
[19:13] Kyotaro
    A love so strong you
    want to kill each other?
[19:16] Kyotaro
    Love sure hur—
[19:20] Otaku Hero
    Kyotaro!
[19:21] Anarchy
    Forget about him!
[19:28] Anarchy
    Since they merged,
    they can only move together,
[19:32] Anarchy
    so they should die together, too!
[19:34] Slayer
    If you're that desperate to stay together,
[19:37] Slayer
    then eff off and die.
[19:47] Himawari
    Brother!
[19:50] Bro
    Himawari.
[20:05] Anarchy
    Isn't that...?
[20:08] Slayer
    You guys always think you can run the show.
[20:12] Slayer
    I've about had it with you.
[20:15] Slayer
    Right now, right here,
    I am going to kill you!
[20:24] Slayer
    Hi, this is Slayer.
[20:26] Shobon
    Slayer. C'mon home now.
[20:29] Slayer
    But, Shobon-sama,
    I was just about to do these—
[20:33] Shobon
    No, you're coming home.
[20:35] Shobon
    You know I don't like selfish girls.
[20:37] Shobon
    Your part comes tomorrow.
[20:39] Shobon
    Why don't you just tell them
    to prepare for death?
[20:43] Slayer
    All right.
[20:46] Slayer
    I'll give you a single day.
[20:49] Slayer
    When that day is up, I'll take you
    magical girls, you otaku and whatever,
[20:54] Slayer
    and slaughter, destroy,
    and crush all of you!
[20:58] Slayer
    So until then, shiver in fear
[21:00] Slayer
    and make peace with whatever
    imaginary gods you have!
[21:22] Train Otaku
    I-It feels like she could've
    killed us at any second.
[21:26] Game Otaku
    And then making us wait for it...
[21:30] Military Otaku
    If they always had this much power,
    were they always toying with us?
[21:35] Otaku Hero
    It's okay, guys!
[21:37] Otaku Hero
    Even if that's their plan,
    our job here hasn't changed!
[21:40] Otaku Hero
    It just means it's time to settle things!
[21:43] Otaku Hero
    What's wrong?
[21:45] Otaku Hero
    Let's work together!
[21:47] Otaku Hero
    Don't we always get up
    and try again every time?
[21:51] Otaku Hero
    Don't we? Guys?
[23:25] Narrator
    Your heart beats with silence.
[23:27] Narrator
    The rhythm dies down.
[23:29] Narrator
    Destruction pierces through your body
    like an unavoidable rain storm.
[23:34] Narrator
    But even then,
[23:35] Narrator
    you must face the darkness, shoot,
    and run toward the light.
[23:39] ---
    

E10 - SILENT BEFORE RAGE
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[01:39] Anarchy
    Where am I?
[01:47] Anarchy
    Huh? Damn it!
[01:54] Anarchy
    Who's there?
[02:01] Anarchy
    What?
[02:14] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[02:16] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[02:17] Otaku Hero
    Are you oka—?
[02:19] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan...
[02:22] Otaku Hero
    You must have had a scary dream.
[02:24] Anarchy
    I don't know!
[02:26] Otaku Hero
    It's okay. It's okay now.
[02:39] Anime Otaku
    That magical girl, Slayer or whatever,
    that's what she said.
[02:43] Slayer
    I'll give you a single day.
[02:46] Idol Otaku
    We don't have much time left. Just one day?
[02:51] Train Otaku
    One day means,
[02:53] Train Otaku
    since the battle yesterday
    was around 11 at night,
SIGN    Train Schedules
[02:56] Train Otaku
    twenty-four hours after that?
[02:58] Anime Otaku
    Nobody cares about your dumb
    train schedules, asshole.
[03:01] Anime Otaku
    It's not like we're battling
    the Yamanote line.
[03:05] JSDF Otaku
    Either way, it means this is the end.
[03:08] Idol Otaku
    I guess we're really gonna die.
[03:11] Game Otaku
    You saw what happened yesterday. That thing.
[03:15] Game Otaku
    From the start, they could have
    killed us whenever they wanted.
[03:20] Game Otaku
    They've playing with us like toys!
[03:33] Otaku Hero
    What are you talking about?
[03:35] Otaku Hero
    This crap about how we're going to
    die, how this is the end...
[03:40] Otaku Hero
    Oh, ouch!
[03:45] Otaku Hero
    That's hot! It burns! Ouch!
[03:48] Otaku Hero
    Ow! What! What!
[03:55] Anime Otaku
    What the hell you doing?
[03:57] Military Otaku
    Take it easy, Otaku Hero.
[04:06] JSDF Otaku
    I know you're trying to cheer us up.
[04:09] JSDF Otaku
    But still...
[04:10] Game Otaku
    This is already an unbeatable game.
[04:12] Otaku Hero
    It isn't unbeatable at all!
[04:17] Otaku Hero
    We moved so many people's hearts
    with our Wanku! event.
[04:21] Otaku Hero
    That wasn't a lie. That's our power!
[04:25] Military Otaku
    So you're saying we still
    have some way to win?
[04:29] Otaku Hero
    We do! We definitely do.
[04:32] Otaku Hero
    Tomorrow, before the enemy attacks here,
    we attack their headquarters.
[04:36] Otaku Hero
    And then...
[04:37] Otaku Hero
    we take out Shobon!
[04:39] Game Otaku
    Take out Shobon?
[04:41] Otaku Hero
    When this started,
[04:42] Otaku Hero
    the moment that guy appeared,
    the whole world lost its mind.
[04:46] Otaku Hero
    It was like everyone was brainwashed.
[04:49] Otaku Hero
    I've been wondering about that.
[04:51] Otaku Hero
    Why were we the only ones
    who didn't change at all?
[04:56] Otaku Hero
    Could it be because...
[04:57] JSDF Otaku
    Now that you mention it, you might be right!
[04:59] Idol Otaku
    If the enemy's goal is
    to eliminate all otaku,
[05:01] Idol Otaku
    all they would have to do
    is brainwash us, too.
[05:05] Otaku Hero
    I bet they realized
    that we can't be brainwashed.
[05:08] Otaku Hero
    That's why they have no choice
    but to attack us directly.
[05:12] Nick
    So there's still hope, then.
[05:16] Otaku Hero
    If there's a way to win, that's gotta be it.
[05:18] Otaku Hero
    If Slayer is coming here,
    their base will be undermanned.
[05:22] Otaku Hero
    So right when they're attacking here—
[05:24] Otaku Hero
    no, even before that,
[05:26] Otaku Hero
    if we hit their headquarters directly
[05:28] Otaku Hero
    and get rid of Shobon,
[05:29] Otaku Hero
    there's a good chance it'll
    undo all the brainwashing!
[05:32] Military Otaku
    That's frickin' awesome, Otaku Hero!
[05:35] Military Otaku
    I'm starting to feel like
    we might have a chance!
[05:38] Idol Otaku
    You're making me feel like you
    are our real leader!
[05:41] Otaku Hero
    I actually am your real leader, you know.
[05:43] JSDF Otaku
    But what a blind spot!
[05:46] JSDF Otaku
    And here we thought the enemy
    always had the upper hand.
[05:49] Anime Otaku
    I never realized we had special
    anti-brainwashing powers!
[05:53] Game Otaku
    It's like we got a new cheat skill!
[06:00] Train Otaku
    But why didn't it affect
    us in the first place?
[06:04] Otaku Hero
    Because we always had our own things
    that we really, truly like.
[06:07] Military Otaku
    Things we really, truly like?
[06:09] Otaku Hero
    It takes a lot of strength
    to really know the things you enjoy!
[06:14] Game Otaku
    You might have a point.
[06:16] Anime Otaku
    I get the feeling that you're right!
[06:18] Otaku Hero
    Our actions now will change the world.
[06:21] Otaku Hero
    We're going to take things back
    with our own otaku hands,
[06:24] Otaku Hero
    and return to a world with no Shobon!
[06:27] Otaku Hero
    A world where we can like what
    we want as much as we want!
[06:30] otaku
    Yeah!
[06:33] Otaku Hero
    Say what...
[06:34] otaku
    ...ever!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
    We want to...
[06:36] otaku
    like!
[06:36] Otaku Hero
    As much as...
[06:37] otaku
    we like!
[06:38] Otaku Hero
    Say what...
[06:39] otaku
    ever!
[06:40] Otaku Hero
    We want to...
[06:40] otaku
    like!
[06:41] Otaku Hero
    As much as...
[06:45] otaku
    Cheers!
[07:21] Train Otaku
    You know, to be honest,
[07:23] Train Otaku
    I haven't even gone to that new
    Railway Museum that just opened yet.
[07:27] Train Otaku
    It kinda feels like it's both
    too close and too far.
[07:30] Train Otaku
    I think if I go, it'll
    lose some of its magic.
[07:33] Game Otaku
    Nah, you should just go.
[07:35] Idol Otaku
    It's just a bunch of trains lined up.
[07:37] Idol Otaku
    Even I've been there.
[07:38] JSDF Otaku
    Well, that area is under enemy control.
[07:42] JSDF Otaku
    For now, that does make it far away.
[07:47] Train Otaku
    Fine, I made up my mind!
[07:48] Train Otaku
    When this battle is over,
    I'm going to the Railway Museum!
[07:55] Game Otaku
    Flag! That's a huge flag!
[07:57] Idol Otaku
    Death confirmed!
[07:58] Train Otaku
    Aww! Darn it!
[08:01] Anime Otaku
    Yeah, but I don't know.
[08:03] Anime Otaku
    We're probably all gonna die this time.
[08:07] Anime Otaku
    In a situation like this,
    a flag might not be a flag at all.
[08:11] Anime Otaku
    If I was the director...
[08:12] Game Otaku
    You ain't the director, man!
[08:15] Anime Otaku
    Well if I can say another flag-raising line,
[08:17] Anime Otaku
    there might still be an ending
    where we survive.
[08:23] Game Otaku
    Okay. Fine, then.
[08:25] Game Otaku
    When this battle is over,
    I'm gonna buy an arcade PCB!
[08:28] Idol Otaku
    I'm gonna produce an underground idol!
[08:31] Train Otaku
    I'm gonna re-open
    the Akiba Transportation Museum!
[08:34] Maid
    I'm going to open my own maid cafe!
[08:36] rando A
    I'll turn Akiba into a town
    for electronics parts again!
[08:38] rando B
    I'll open a plastic-model-themed cafe!
[08:41] Anime Otaku
    I-I'm gonna...
[08:43] Anime Otaku
    When this battle is over,
[08:49] Anime Otaku
    I'm taking Yuririn on a date!
[08:53] Military Otaku
    That isn't your call, man.
[08:55] Military Otaku
    And Yuririn's right here, too.
[09:03] Yuririn
    No chance!
[09:05] Game Otaku
    He's dead!
[09:06] Idol Otaku
    He died before he died!
[09:13] Otaku Hero
    I won't be able to see
    you girls for a while.
[09:17] Otaku Hero
    But what's bothering me is,
[09:19] Otaku Hero
    why did they just leave instead
    of finishing us off?
[09:22] Otaku Hero
    I'm worried they might
    have something planned.
[09:26] Otaku Hero
    Anyway, Slayer is coming for real this time.
[09:28] Otaku Hero
    Please be carefu—
[09:29] Anarchy
    You know what?
[09:30] Anarchy
    You keep talking about
    how much you're worried for us,
[09:33] Anarchy
    but to be completely honest,
    we're more worried about you.
[09:37] Blue
    Yeah, you're taking
    the words out of our mouths.
[09:39] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[09:40] Blue (P)
    "Even with all the troops,
    you're still the leader."
[09:44] Otaku Hero
    You might be right.
[09:45] Anarchy
    But anyway,
[09:46] Anarchy
    we'll be okay.
[09:48] Anarchy
    Just focus on your objective, Otaku Hero.
[09:54] Otaku Hero
    I hear you.
[09:56] Blue
    A li'l motorboating to get you started?
[09:58] Otaku Hero
    Eh, I'm fine, actually.
[10:00] Pink
    Bogo bogo?
[10:05] Otaku Hero
    I think I'm good there, too.
[10:07] Otaku Hero
    We're planning to leave before dawn.
[10:11] Otaku Hero
    Okay, girls, I'll see you later.
[10:15] Anarchy
    You know, I honestly
[10:17] Anarchy
    think I was born to fight this battle.
[10:20] Anarchy
    So that's why, Otaku Hero,
[10:22] Anarchy
    since you want to protect this place,
[10:25] Anarchy
    we'll protect it for you.
[10:28] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. I'm counting on you.
[10:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Let's go over the plan one more time.
[10:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    The magical girl team will stay in Akiba
    to defend against Slayer.
[11:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Akiba will be mostly abandoned.
[11:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Don't worry about collateral damage,
    just fight with everything you got!
[11:05] (Flashback) Anarchy
    That's what we were already planning to do!
[11:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I'll take the Revolutionary Army
    to SSC's main base
[11:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    and attack the National Diet Building!
[11:15] (Flashback) otaku
    Yes, sir!
[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Nick will be monitoring us
    and Anarchy's team
[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    to provide back-up.
[11:28] Nick
    You're in good hands!
[11:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Our target is the head of SSC,
[11:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Shobon himself!
[11:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    If anyone gets in our way, take them out!
[12:02] Nick
    Got the weather satellite data.
[12:04] Nick
    Clouds above the Nagatacho
    area will be clearing
[12:06] Nick
    in 180 seconds!
[12:11] Nick
    Thirty seconds!
[12:15] Nick
    Fifteen seconds!
[12:21] Nick
    Nine...
[12:22] Nick
    Eight...
[12:23] Nick
    Seven...
[12:24] Nick
    Six...
[12:25] Nick
    Five...
[12:26] Nick
    Four...
[12:27] Nick
    Three...
[12:28] Nick
    Two...
[12:29] Nick
    One...
[12:30] Nick
    Zero!
[12:30] Otaku Hero
    Revolutionary Otaku Army, attack!
[12:33] otaku
    Yeah!
[12:41] Cofficer
    Here they come!
[12:42] Cofficer
    Hold them off!
[13:04] Nick
    Well, look who's here.
[13:05] Anarchy
    Hey, aren't you a little
    earlier than scheduled?
[13:09] Slayer
    Weren't you the ones planning an ambush?
[13:14] Blue
    Oh, I see you brought some friends along.
[13:18] Pink
    Gobo gobo?
[13:18] Blue (P)
    "Too scared to come alone?"
[13:21] Slayer
    Shobon-sama ordered me to bring these two.
[13:28] Slayer
    But I could squash you
    all by myself if I wanted!
[14:15] Pink
    Gobo gobobo!
[14:21] Pink
    Go... gobo? Gobo!
[14:28] Nick
    Hold on. Akiba's gonna be flattened!
[14:32] Military Otaku
    We're at the Diet building!
[14:44] Military Otaku
    We've broken through.
[14:45] Military Otaku
    Now heading inside the Diet build—
[14:54] JSDF Otaku
    Don't stop!
[14:57] Yuririn
    Get wrecked!
[15:00] Idol Otaku
    Go ahead, Otaku Hero!
[15:02] Idol Otaku
    We've got this area cov—
[15:15] Train Otaku
    We've made it!
[15:16] Game Otaku
    What are you doing?
[15:17] Game Otaku
    Hurry and open it up!
[15:17] Game Otaku
    Hurry and open it up!
[15:19] Nick
    This security... These guys aren't amateurs.
[15:22] Nick
    But I ain't new here, either.
[15:27] Nick
    Door is open!
[15:39] Train Otaku
    Hey! Is this the right way?
[15:42] Nick
    No question!
[15:43] Nick
    That's the fastest way to the core!
[15:44] Game Otaku
    That must mean...
[15:49] Otaku Hero
    Wah! Ah!
[15:50] Otaku Hero
    Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ouch! Uh.
[15:57] Blue
    What the heck?
[15:59] Blue
    Even with three of ya, you can't keep up.
[16:14] Pink
    Gobo bobo bobo bobo, gobo bobo bobo bobo...
SIGN    GAME
[16:17] Pink
    Gobo bobo!
[16:18] Pink
    Go?
[16:26] Pink
    Go... go!
[16:29] Pink
    Gobo?
[16:44] Blue
    Huh? What... was that?
[16:51] Pink
    Gobo, bo!
[17:02] Pink
    Go-Gobo?
[17:10] Anarchy
    Blue? Pink?
[17:12] Slayer
    Yeah, where'd they go? At a time like this!
[17:15] Slayer
    You think you have time
    to be looking around?
[17:19] Slayer
    Keep your eyes on me, you little shit!
[17:26] Slayer
    What the hell?
[17:28] Slayer
    I do all of this for Shobon-sama,
    trying to please him,
[17:34] Slayer
    but the more I do...
[17:37] Slayer
    Why does this piss me off so much?!
[17:52] Slayer
    Is that what this is?
[17:54] Anarchy
    Huh?
[17:55] Slayer
    When I'm fighting with you,
    it almost feels like I'm fighting myself.
[18:01] Slayer
    Maybe that's why it always
    makes me feel this way.
[18:09] Game Otaku
    We're in bullet hell right now!
[18:11] Nick
    That's the only way into the core!
[18:13] Nick
    Do what you have to to get through!
[18:15] Train Otaku
    Easy for you to say!
[18:16] Old Otaku A
    Fire!
[18:22] Game Otaku
    What was that?
[18:23] Train Otaku
    What just happened?
[18:26] Otaku Hero
    It's you guys!
[18:28] Old Leader
    What a filthy room.
[18:30] Old Leader
    Just like my pad when I was a kid.
[18:33] Nick
    Whoa, wh-what do you think you're—?
[18:36] Old Leader
    Can you hear me, brothers?
[18:38] Old Leader
    Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!
[18:40] Old Leader
    We've joined the Revolutionary Army!
[18:43] Old Leader
    Assist Otaku Hero!
[19:03] Nick
    Yeah, like that, Otaku Hero!
[19:05] Nick
    Shobon's location is straight ahead!
[19:07] Old Otaku B
    Of course you won't let us go easily, I say!
[19:11] Train Otaku
    Quit dragging your feet, Otaku Hero!
[19:13] Game Otaku
    Victory is just ahead!
[19:20] Nick
    Opening it now.
[19:21] Otaku Hero
    Do it!
[19:23] Pro Wrestling Otaku
    Go for it!
[19:25] everyone
    Otaku Hero!
[19:33] Anime Otaku
    Man, this is a dramatic climax!
[19:36] JSDF Otaku
    The tide is turning in our fav—
[19:49] Blue
    How could... All of a sudden?
[19:52] Pink
    Gobo...
[20:01] Slayer
    I'm calling the win.
[20:32] Otaku Hero
    Wh-What is this?
[20:34] Nick
    What happened? Was Shobon there?
[20:36] Nick
    Hey, Otaku Hero!
SIGN    otaku hiding
SIGN    Explosion
SIGN    Smoke clears
    and
SIGN    silhouettes of
    Four Heavenly
    Kings on top
    of building
SIGN    Opens box and
SIGN    Anarchy looks exhausted
SIGN    Otaku Hero surprised
SIGN    Stands in front of
    Otaku Hero
SIGN    Otaku Hero panics and
    covers his eyes
SIGN    Magical girls unbothered
[20:46] Otaku Hero
    A diary?
SIGN    Otaku salute
    Otaku Hero
    and the
    others' victory
SIGN    We've
    retaken
    Akihabara!
SIGN    Anarchy and
    Otaku Hero
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Flag fluttering
    on top of building
SIGN    The otaku win
SIGN    Otaku Hero thumbs up
SIGN    Anarchy winks
[20:49] Otaku Hero
    No.
[20:50] Otaku Hero
    A record of what's happened so far?
[20:54] Otaku Hero
    Huh? What does this mean?
SIGN    Chogo-shi typing
    notes on tape
SIGN    Cardboard box
    by showcase has
SIGN    figurines thrown away with
    empty cup noodle containers
[21:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    If something happens, use these.
[21:07] (Flashback) Pink
    Gobo gobobo!
[21:08] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Yeah, we'll take them.
[21:10] (Flashback) Anarchy
    But it should be an easy win without them!
SIGN    All otaku around yelling, continues
SIGN    All hands, attack!
SIGN    otaku attack
[21:25] Anime Otaku
    We are gonna die after all!
[21:29] Yuririn
    Did you already forget what you said before?
[21:31] Anime Otaku
    Huh?
[21:32] Yuririn
    Aren't you taking me on a date
    when the battle's over?
[21:36] Anime Otaku
    Yu-Yuririn!
[21:44] Anime Otaku
    Yuririn!
SIGN    Anime Otaku
    screams
SIGN    He gets up slowly,
    in a daze, but
SIGN    Gets shot
[21:53] Train Otaku
    In a moment,
[21:54] Train Otaku
    the limited express train
    "Fellow Traveler" will be departing,
[21:57] Train Otaku
    bound for hell.
[21:59] Train Otaku
    Please board the train in a timely—
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Drinks
[22:13] Anarchy
    What the hell is this?
[22:15] Anarchy
    He could have, at least,
    made it a tastier-looking color.
[22:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Otaku Hero,
[22:21] (Flashback) Anarchy
    since you want to protect this place,
[22:23] (Flashback) Anarchy
    we'll protect it for you.
[22:25] Anarchy
    If that's how I can see you smile again...
[22:31] Otaku Hero
    You can't!
[22:32] Nick
    Answer me! Otaku Hero! What happened?
[22:36] Nick
    Hey, Otaku Hero! Otaku Hero!
[22:40] Otaku Hero
    You can't... take those!
SIGN    Rampaging magical girls
     They start to change shape
[22:44] Otaku Hero
    You can't!
[23:25] Narrator
    Wow, this is so fun. Just dandy!
[23:27] Narrator
    But I'm seriously getting
    tired of this shit.
[23:29] Narrator
    Ugh, I'm so bored.
[23:31] Narrator
    The middle part was okay, but I can't
    take much more of this crap.
[23:35] Narrator
    Oh. Wait. What? Huge plot twist.

E11 - MAGICAL DESTROYERS
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[00:10] (Flashback) Saito
    Just watch this!
[00:10] (Flashback) Saito
    Watch, watch, watch!
[00:12] (Flashback) Saito
    I'm making it happen.
[00:14] (Flashback) Saito
    Oh shit, this is awesome!
[00:16] (Flashback) Saito
    Who could ever top this?
[00:19] (Flashback) Saito
    Do you get it, fools?
[00:22] (Flashback) Saito
    Oh, my bad.
[00:23] (Flashback) Saito
    Guys your level would
    never be able to understand
[00:26] (Flashback) Saito
    this sublime creation of mine.
SIGN    New Tweet
SIGN    What's with this shit game? lol
[00:33] (Flashback) Saito
    Yeah, I thought so.
[00:35] (Flashback) Saito
    You need more brains
    than a worm to appreciate this.
SIGN    Saito Is a War Criminal
[00:40] (Flashback) Saito
    Keep talking, asshole.
[00:43] (Flashback) Saito
    The idiots are trying to say something.
SIGN    22 Channel Discussion Board
SIGN    These days you don't see games this shitty
SIGN    Characters, story, system all suck
SIGN    Characters, story, system all suck
SIGN    Size doesn't match the price. Really wish I hadn't bought it.
SIGN    How can someone take money for this?
SIGN    Characters, story, system all suck
[00:46] Saito
    What sucks is your head.
SIGN    Makes me cry for other reasons.
[00:49] Saito
    Hey now, you're turning red.
SIGN    Subject: About that shit game that just came out
     Has anybody finished this yet?
     I'm only 2 hours in and to be honest
     I threw my controller at the screen
     For starters, the tutorial is shit
     The action is repetitive and boring
     I lost interest before the main...
     The story goes nowhere
[00:52] (Flashback) Saito
    Thanks for outing yourself.
SIGN    Review
    After countless delays, this game was finally released.
    To put it simply, my reaction is...
    Full price? For this?
[00:54] Saito
    Nice job living a worthless life.
SIGN    A mess. Garbage for brains.
SIGN    Anonymous
SIGN    Not kidding. Went straight into the garbage.
[00:57] (Flashback) Saito
    Nice self-own.
[01:01] (Flashback) Saito
    No, you hang yourself.
SIGN    k-s, Saito
[01:05] (Flashback) Saito
    You'll be happier that way!
[01:08] (Flashback) Saito
    I'm the creator here.
[01:10] (Flashback) Saito
    These little shits got nothing.
[01:24] (Flashback) Saito
    Hey, stay away! That's my masterpiece!
[01:27] (Flashback) Origin
    It looks interesting.
[01:30] (Flashback) Saito
    Interesting?
[01:33] (Flashback) Saito
    Y-Yeah, it is.
[01:35] (Flashback) Saito
    My game is the best ever.
[01:39] (Flashback) Origin
    But you could still make it better.
[01:53] (Flashback) Origin
    I want you to use these to build a world.
[01:57] (Flashback) Origin
    Do it for me.
[01:58] (Flashback) Saito
    Build... a world?
[02:02] (Flashback) Origin
    I'm bored.
[02:14] (Flashback) Saito
    Fine, I will.
[02:18] (Flashback) Saito
    The game was just a way to kill time.
[02:21] (Flashback) Saito
    But if you, a god, are trying to kill time,
[02:26] (Flashback) Saito
    I'll present you with my top-quality work.
[02:32] (Flashback) Saito
    Do you have a name?
[02:38] (Flashback) Origin
    Origin.
[02:40] (Flashback) Shobon
    Origin.
[02:41] (Flashback) Shobon
    Fine, then. I'll build one for you.
[02:45] (Flashback) Shobon
    A world where I can take those
    fools who've been mouthing off,
[02:49] (Flashback) Shobon
    and do whatever I like with them.
[04:33] Pink
    Gobo.
[04:34] Blue
    What the—?
[04:35] Blue
    What, what, what the hell are you?
[04:37] Pink
    Gobo bobo?
[04:39] Blue
    What's with your face?
[04:41] Pink
    Gobo go... gobo?
[04:44] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo!
[04:46] Blue
    Sheesh.
[04:47] Blue
    What's wrong with me?
    You're not that tough.
[04:51] Blue
    I guess ya don't plan on living long.
[04:56] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo bo!
[05:07] Slayer
    Yes, wonderful! I can feel you.
[05:10] Slayer
    Your will, your impulse. Your resolve!
[05:14] Anarchy
    You seem to think you're
    in good hands, Slayer,
[05:16] Anarchy
    but I'm about to make you go "pop"!
[05:19] Slayer
    What harsh words.
[05:21] Slayer
    Aren't magical girls supposed
    to behave differently?
[05:26] Slayer
    Something like this.
[05:32] Slayer
    Die, Anarchy!
[05:37] Pink
    Gobo!
[05:42] Nick
    Hey! No, no, no!
[05:43] Old Leader
    What?
[05:44] Old Leader
    What the hell's going on?!
[05:46] Nick
    How would I know?!
    This is totally different from before!
[06:06] Gas Mask Otaku
    Hey, what's going on in there?
[06:08] Old Otaku A
    Did Otaku Hero find Shobon yet?
[06:10] Otaku A
    I don't know! I haven't heard from anyone!
[06:14] Otaku A
    Damn it, Otaku Hero!
[06:16] Otaku A
    What are you doing?
[06:21] Nick
    Otaku Hero!
[06:22] Otaku Hero
    Nick!
[06:23] Nick
    We're screwed!
[06:24] Nick
    Akiba is getting blown to bits!
[06:26] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan and the others?
[06:27] Nick
    They're still fighting.
[06:29] Nick
    But two more Slayer types showed up!
[06:31] Otaku Hero
    Is it Orange and Green?
[06:32] Nick
    How did you know?!
[06:34] Otaku Hero
    Damn it!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
    Heading to Akiba now!
[06:37] Otaku Hero
    I can't let this follow the script!
[06:39] Nick
    Script?
[06:40] Otaku Hero
    He had us in the palm
    of his hand the whole time!
SIGN    (Otaku) What the hell's going on?!
    
    (Otaku) Hey, what's going on in there?
    Waaah!
SIGN    Sends the magical incarnation
    Pink attacks
    
     Blue's magical incarnation attacks
     They fight
    
     Blue attacks
[06:52] Pink
    Go. Bo. Gobo!
[06:54] Pink
    Gobo bo!
[06:57] Green
    Gobo...
[07:01] Blue
    Rage Against the Magic!
[07:09] Green
    Gobo-bo!
[07:10] Pink
    Gobo!
[07:12] Pink
    Gobo.
[07:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo-bobo!
[07:15] Green
    Gobo!
[07:20] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:25] Blue
    It's all over now!
[07:30] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:32] Pink
    Gobo bobo bobo?!
[07:34] Blue
    The hell?
[07:35] Blue
    Is it self-destructing?
[07:41] Blue
    Huh?
[07:45] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:56] Pink
    Gobo.
[08:00] Shobon
    Yeah, yeah! Like that!
[08:04] Shobon
    Don't hold back!
[08:06] Shobon
    This is where things get interesting!
[08:08] Otaku Hero
    No! Don't open the door!
[08:10] Otaku Hero
    You absolutely can't open that door!
[08:15] Pink
    Go—?
[08:17] Blue
    What the hell is this?
[08:18] Pink
    Gobo-bo?
[08:22] Blue
    What is that?
[08:35] Blue
    Disgusting! So disgusting!
[08:39] Blue
    Don't know what you are,
    but I won't let you!
[08:50] Pink
    Gobo!
[09:10] Pink
    Gobo...
[09:16] Green
    Gobo!
[09:20] Otaku B
    What was that? Say it again!
[09:22] Nick
    Otaku Hero is on his way to Akiba.
[09:25] Nick
    Tell the troops to retreat!
[09:26] Otaku C
    No frickin' way!
[09:27] Otaku C
    You think we can stop now?
[09:28] Guts Takako
    We haven't even found Shobon yet!
[09:30] Gas Mask Otaku A
    He must be hiding somewhere!
[09:32] Nick
    Yeah, obviously!
[09:33] Old Otaku A
    This is our last chance
    to un-brainwash Japan!
[09:36] Otaku D
    If we retreat now, it's all over!
[09:38] Nick
    But right now we're just
    playing into their hands!
[09:41] Otaku A
    Too many have died.
[09:44] Otaku A
    Let us fight until we're satisfied!
[09:49] Nick
    Fine.
[10:12] Slayer
    Lovely. Yes, more!
[10:15] Slayer
    Keep coming at me, Anarchy!
[10:17] Slayer
    Keep fighting for me!
[10:19] Anarchy
    Fighting for you?
[10:21] Anarchy
    How dare you think—!
[10:22] Slayer
    Yes, because I was born
    to fight this battle on this day!
[10:28] (Flashback) Anarchy
    You know, I honestly
[10:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
    think I was born to fight this battle.
[10:33] Anarchy
    What did you say?
[10:35] Slayer
    Are you any different?
[10:37] Anarchy
    But I'm—
[10:38] Slayer
    "So totally pissed off, I can't handle it"?
[10:40] Anarchy
    Th-That's right.
[10:42] Slayer
    "I'm gonna burn her
    until there are no ashes left"?
[10:45] Anarchy
    That's right! I'm totally taking you down!
[10:48] Slayer
    For what reason?
[10:49] Anarchy
    So I can continue to like
    the things I want to like!
[10:52] Slayer
    But I'm going to be the last one standing.
[10:54] Anarchy
    No, I am!
[10:56] Slayer
    We really are alike, aren't we—
[10:59] Anarchy
    Would you shut your mouth for once?!
[11:00] Anarchy
    We're nothing alike!
[11:01] Anarchy
    You're just a puppet
    for that boob-tube creep!
[11:05] Anarchy
    Don't compare me to you!
[11:06] Slayer
    Yes, that is right.
[11:09] Slayer
    That is how it should've been.
[11:11] Anarchy
    What?
[11:12] Slayer
    Working for Shobon:
[11:14] Slayer
    that is my entire purpose.
[11:16] Slayer
    Or, it was.
[11:19] Slayer
    But this is different. Right now,
[11:22] Slayer
    I live for this moment!
[11:23] Anarchy
    For this moment?
[11:28] Slayer
    It's only when I'm fighting you,
[11:40] Slayer
    stabbing you, hitting you, beating you down!
[11:44] Slayer
    Right this moment, when I kill you,
[11:52] Slayer
    is when I feel alive!
[11:54] Anarchy
    Feel... alive?
[11:56] Slayer
    Yes, I understand it now.
[11:59] Slayer
    What you like, as much
    as you like, wasn't it?
[12:03] Slayer
    I like something now, too.
[12:05] Slayer
    I like the me that doesn't exist merely
    to love and obey Shobon-sama!
[12:10] Slayer
    I like myself, living here and now!
[12:15] Anarchy
    How can you be so damn lively?
[12:18] Anarchy
    How can you smile about this?
[12:20] Anarchy
    You disgusting bitch!
[12:24] Anarchy
    You assholes have destroyed so
    many things that people like.
[12:30] Anarchy
    Do you have any clue?
[12:31] Anarchy
    After that, you think I'm going to
    let you have what you want?
[12:36] Slayer
    Come on, come on. Come on, Anarchy!
[12:38] Slayer
    Let's kill each other off
    like two good magical girls!
[12:46] Shobon
    Magical girls?
[12:48] Shobon
    Do you seriously think you're that special?
[12:52] Shobon
    You're only here to paint
    this world one color.
[12:57] Shobon
    You're nothing but tools!
[13:00] Shobon
    You're only a checkpoint
    on the way to the next stage.
[13:03] Shobon
    A primary endpoint!
SIGN    Slayer attacks
    
     Anarchy and Slayer collide
    
     get swallowed in light
[13:07] Shobon
    You're here to eliminate the poison
    of otakuism and purify the world.
[13:13] Shobon
    You'll become the antidote!
[13:31] Blue
    What... is this?
[13:36] Pink
    Gobo?
[13:40] Pink
    Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[13:42] Shobon
    We can't let the antidote
    get contaminated now, can we?
[13:45] Shobon
    So now you will purify yourselves!
[13:52] Pink
    Gobo!
[13:57] Blue
    Why? I can't stop. I can't stop!
[14:02] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[14:06] Blue
    You can't do this. Stop. You have to stop!
[14:10] Blue
    These are important to me.
    These are the things I like!
[14:13] Pink
    Gobo!
[14:14] Blue
    Don't steal that from me!
[14:16] Blue
    Don't make it all a lie!
[14:18] Pink
    Gobo!
[14:23] Blue
    Please stop. These are dear to me!
[14:26] Blue
    For heaven's sake!
[14:30] Blue
    I get it.
[14:32] Blue
    Liking things...
[14:33] Blue
    being happy...
[14:35] Blue
    Those were my reasons for living.
[14:38] Pink
    Gobo!
[14:40] Blue
    To say what I like, as much as I like!
[14:58] Anarchy
    You steal everything from otaku,
[15:01] Anarchy
    and your only response to that is self-love?
[15:04] Anarchy
    Don't make me laugh!
[15:06] Anarchy
    Otaku will die without the things they like.
[15:08] Anarchy
    You crush those things,
    and that makes you feel alive?
[15:13] Anarchy
    Don't make me laugh!
[15:14] Slayer
    The look on your face! It's lovely, Anarchy!
[15:17] Slayer
    You are just like me.
    I can tell that right now,
[15:20] Slayer
    you feel alive!
[15:23] Anarchy
    Shut up!
[15:24] Anarchy
    I'm nothing like you!
[15:26] Anarchy
    I have things that I would never give up!
[15:29] Anarchy
    The past that he protected for us!
    The future he's trying to find!
[15:34] Anarchy
    Who cares about "now"?
[15:36] Anarchy
    If that's so important to you,
    I'll end you. Right now!
[15:41] Anarchy
    And then...
[15:42] Slayer
    And then? And then?!
[15:45] Anarchy
    And then I'll continue
    into the future with him.
[15:48] Anarchy
    And then I'll tell him
[15:51] Anarchy
    as much as I want
[15:53] Anarchy
    that I like him!
[15:55] Anarchy
    That I love him!
[15:57] Anarchy
    I'll tell him!
[16:00] Shobon
    Now that is a flag.
[16:14] Nick
    Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
[16:16] Nick
    Let's split, old guy!
[16:23] Otaku Hero
    Nick! Nick! Damn it!
[16:27] Otaku Hero
    Please make it in time!
[16:28] Otaku Hero
    Please make it in time!
    Please make it in time!
[16:30] Otaku Hero
    I'll rewrite the script myself!
[16:32] Otaku Hero
    So don't go!
[16:34] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Anarchy-chan!
[16:45] Shobon
    It seems the drugs are finally kicking in.
[16:48] Shobon
    That's amniotic fluid.
    It's where you were born.
[16:52] Shobon
    Doesn't it have a familiar odor?
[17:00] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:02] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:04] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:51] Shobon
    Go back and join Anarchy, Slayer.
[18:16] Slayer
    I knew it.
SIGN    Anarchy...
    
     Slayer takes a powerful hit
    
     punch
    
     kick
[18:18] Slayer
    I was born to fight this battle...
SIGN    stick
    swinging
    Ana
    (climax)
[18:23] Slayer
    to lose this battle.
[18:25] Slayer
    But I still—!
[18:30] Shobon
    What a stubborn girl.
[18:35] Shobon
    Your role in this is has now ended.
SIGN    when Slayer runs
    out of energy
    
    Anarchy's
SIGN    when Slayer runs out of energy
[18:48] Slayer
    Ow.
[19:01] Slayer
    My role is over?
[19:04] Slayer
    No, it's about to begin.
[19:08] Slayer
    Because right now I feel
    more alive than ever!
[19:32] Shobon
    It's all going according to script.
[19:36] Shobon
    I tried to create the ultimate game.
[19:40] Shobon
    One that copies nothing,
    that nobody can copy.
[19:43] Shobon
    I embody that originality.
[19:46] Shobon
    I am the true creator!
[19:50] Shobon
    But with the creator of this
    world standing before you,
[19:54] Shobon
    I say it is all fiction.
[19:56] Shobon
    You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
[20:00] Shobon
    living and dying
    in the roles you were given.
[20:03] Shobon
    But I alone am different!
[20:06] Shobon
    I was chosen to be
    the designer of a new world!
[20:10] Shobon
    And to be your playable character.
[20:16] Shobon
    How does my script look now?
[20:18] Shobon
    Are you enjoying it,
[20:21] Shobon
    Origin?
[20:23] Shobon
    Well, will it appear soon?
[20:26] Shobon
    The final flag.
[20:47] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[21:31] Shobon
    Congratulations.
[21:33] Shobon
    You have now been born
[21:38] Shobon
    as magical girls.
[21:47] Shobon
    Magical Destroyers.
[23:25] narrator
    Can you hear us?
[23:26] narrator
    Are our voices reaching you?
[23:30] narrator
    We are gone, and you left us behind.
[23:33] narrator
    Where are you now,
[23:35] narrator
    with all that sin,
    punishment, and atonement?

E12 - What You Like, as Much as You Like
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[00:05] (Flashback) Shobon
    It's all going according to script.
[00:09] (Flashback) Shobon
    I tried to create the ultimate game.
[00:13] (Flashback) Shobon
    One that copies nothing,
    that nobody can copy.
[00:16] (Flashback) Shobon
    I embody that originality.
[00:19] (Flashback) Shobon
    I am the true creator!
[00:23] (Flashback) Shobon
    But with the creator of this
    world standing before you,
[00:27] (Flashback) Shobon
    I say it is all fiction.
[00:29] (Flashback) Shobon
    You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
[00:33] (Flashback) Shobon
    living and dying
    in the roles you were given.
[00:36] (Flashback) Shobon
    But I alone am different!
[00:39] (Flashback) Shobon
    I was chosen to be
    the designer of a new world!
[00:44] (Flashback) Shobon
    And to be your playable character.
[00:49] (Flashback) Shobon
    How does my script look now?
[00:51] (Flashback) Shobon
    Are you enjoying it,
[00:54] (Flashback) Shobon
    Origin?
[00:56] (Flashback) Shobon
    Well, will it appear soon?
[01:00] (Flashback) Shobon
    The final flag.
[01:47] (Flashback) Shobon
    Magical Destroyers.
SIGN    What You Like, as Much as You Like
[02:02] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan! Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[02:05] Otaku Hero
    It's me! It's Otaku Hero!
[02:07] Otaku Hero
    Don't you recognize me?
[02:10] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[02:30] Otaku Hero
    Shobon!
[02:36] otaku
    Yeah!
[02:36] otaku
    We did it!
[02:36] otaku
    All right!
[02:51] Military Otaku
    Yes!
[02:52] Military Otaku
    The enemy has totally
    lost their will to fight!
[02:54] Anime Otaku
    Awesome!
[02:55] Anime Otaku
    We actually did it!
[02:57] Yuririn
    The otaku have won!
[03:00] Anime Otaku
    Yeah! Oh, that's right.
[03:01] Anime Otaku
    We were gonna...
[03:02] Train Otaku
    Raise the flag!
[03:03] Train Otaku
    Plant it up there and
    we'll celebrate our victory!
[03:07] Game Otaku
    All right!
[03:08] Game Otaku
    Wait, hold on! Otaku Hero still has it!
[03:11] Idol Otaku
    Yeah, he's got to be the one to end this.
[03:15] JSDF Otaku
    What is Otaku Hero's position?
[03:16] Old B
    I heard he was heading to Akiba, I say.
[03:19] Anime Otaku
    Akiba?
[03:20] Train Otaku
    Geez, what bad timing!
[03:22] Nick
    Guys! Guys!
[03:24] Nick
    Guys! Can you hear me?
[03:25] Nick
    Nick and Old Leader here.
[03:28] Nick
    We're both—
[03:28] Military Otaku
    HQ, our troops have successfully
    taken control of the enemy base!
[03:32] Old Leader
    Whoa!
[03:33] Nick
    Seriously?
[03:34] Military Otaku
    Yeah!
[03:35] Military Otaku
    It's going viral across the country!
[03:37] Nick
    Nice job, guys!
[03:39] Nick
    But we've still got a problem!
[03:42] Nick
    This time you really gotta withdraw
    and come back to Akiba!
[03:45] otaku
    What?
[03:45] Yuririn
    Huh? Why?
[03:46] Military Otaku
    Why though?
[03:48] Nick
    Anarchy-chan and the girls have gone crazy,
[03:52] Nick
    and Shobon is in Akiba!
[03:56] Shobon
    Hey. It's been a while.
[03:59] Otaku Hero
    Screw you!
[04:00] Shobon
    A while back, I said something to you.
[04:03] Shobon
    "The next time we meet, who will achieve
    the world they envisioned?" Right?
[04:09] Otaku Hero
    What have you done
    to Anarchy-chan and the girls?!
[04:12] Shobon
    Oh, but you already know the answer to that.
[04:18] Shobon
    You won't admit it.
[04:19] Shobon
    You think it's fake, made up, phony.
[04:22] Shobon
    Some kind of trap.
    Is that what you want to believe?
SIGN    Anarchy Roars
SIGN    Transforms into Destroyer
SIGN    Blue also transforms into Destroyer
    Blue wields a scythe
    with a mean look in her eyes
SIGN    Pink transforms into Destroyer,
    waves her cloak, and poses
[04:25] Shobon
    But it's pointless.
[04:27] Shobon
    And you already realize that it's pointless.
SIGN    The magical girls
    transform into Destroyers
    and betray him
[04:32] Otaku Hero
    Shut up!
[04:33] Shobon
    I had you all in the palm of my hand.
[04:36] Shobon
    Of course, with one exception.
[04:38] Otaku Hero
    Kyotaro?
[04:41] Shobon
    Are you getting it now?
[04:42] Shobon
    You sure are a sharp one.
[04:44] Otaku Hero
    There was nothing written
    about Kyotaro in the notebook!
SIGN    silhouettes of
    Four Heavenly
    Kings on top
    of building
SIGN    otaku hiding
SIGN    Explosion
SIGN    Smoke clears
    and
SIGN    Chogo-shi typing
    notes on tape
SIGN    Cardboard box
    by showcase has
SIGN    figurines thrown away with
    empty cup noodle containers
[04:48] Shobon
    That's exactly right!
[04:50] Shobon
    And for good reason, too.
[04:53] Shobon
    This is the game's one and only player,
[04:57] Shobon
    just here to enjoy the whole thing.
[04:59] Shobon
    Watching over this new world from above,
[05:03] Shobon
    existing everywhere and nowhere at once.
[05:15] Shobon
    That is the nature of Origin's being.
[05:29] Otaku Hero
    Origin...
[05:31] Otaku Hero
    Huh. Kyotaro-kun,
    so that was your true identity?
[05:35] Otaku Hero
    You were so cute.
[05:37] Otaku Hero
    I had no idea where you came from,
[05:40] Otaku Hero
    but this makes everything hunky-dory!
[05:42] Otaku Hero
    The hell it does.
[05:44] Otaku Hero
    Game? Player? Enjoy this?
[05:48] Otaku Hero
    Nothing you just said makes any sense!
[05:52] Otaku Hero
    I don't know what you have against otaku,
[05:55] Otaku Hero
    but you want to make me
    play along with this?
[05:58] Otaku Hero
    With this game or whatever?
[06:02] Otaku Hero
    That's stupid as shit!
[06:06] Otaku Hero
    P-Pink-cha—
[06:11] Otaku Hero
    Screw your game! Screw your script!
[06:16] Otaku Hero
    B-Blue-cha—
[06:20] Otaku Hero
    Screw your new world!
[06:25] Otaku Hero
    Why? Why do you hate otaku?
[06:31] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[06:46] Nick
    Otaku Hero...
[06:52] Otaku Hero
    I want to like what
    I like as much as I like.
[06:59] Otaku Hero
    What's... What's wrong with that?
[07:03] Shobon
    You really are essential to this game.
[07:06] Otaku Hero
    Don't you have something,
    anything that you like?
[07:12] Shobon
    Yeah, I just love creating worlds!
[07:16] Shobon
    I put my entire being into making this game,
[07:20] Shobon
    to reject the otaku who tried to reject me.
[07:23] Shobon
    To eradicate them!
[07:25] Otaku Hero
    Yeah, I finally get it.
[07:28] Otaku Hero
    You're a piece of shit!
[07:34] Otaku Hero
    Otaku all have something.
    Something they like.
[07:38] Otaku Hero
    Something that they can't live without.
[07:43] Otaku Hero
    No matter who tries to reject them,
[07:46] Otaku Hero
    no matter how much they try to reject them,
[07:50] Otaku Hero
    they can't stop being who they are!
[07:54] Otaku Hero
    I like anime.
[07:58] Otaku Hero
    I like manga.
[08:00] Otaku Hero
    I like models. I like music!
[08:04] Otaku Hero
    The others like idols and tokusatsu
    and figures and cosplay and military stuff,
[08:09] Otaku Hero
    and model trains and adult
    dojinshi! They love them!
[08:12] Otaku Hero
    And why?
[08:14] Otaku Hero
    Because they can feel the spirit
    of the people who created them!
[08:17] Otaku Hero
    They all share the urge to like—
    to really like something!
[08:22] Otaku Hero
    But this game is different!
[08:24] Shobon
    Why won't you go down?
[08:26] Otaku Hero
    This game is made from an urge to hate!
[08:30] Otaku Hero
    I'm not okay with that.
[08:32] Otaku Hero
    You think we'll let something like
    that take away what we like?!
[08:38] Nick
    He's right!
[08:39] Old Leader
    He's exactly right!
[08:40] Anime Otaku
    Yeah!
[08:40] Idol Otaku
    Don't let him win!
[08:41] Train Otaku
    Keep fighting!
[08:42] Military Otaku
    Get him!
[08:43] JSDF Otaku
    Otaku Hero!
[08:44] Old B
    I say!
[08:45] Otaku Hero
    Now give us back our world!
[08:49] Otaku Hero
    Don't mess with otaku!
[09:16] otaku
    What happened?
[09:16] otaku
    What the...?
[09:29] Shobon
    I'm the designer of this world.
[09:31] Shobon
    A creator exists outside of his creation.
[09:35] Shobon
    Why would you expect this
    to be my real body?
[09:38] Otaku Hero
    You don't have a... real body?
[09:41] Shobon
    No.
[09:42] Shobon
    You can't beat me.
[09:42] Otaku Hero
    I can't beat you.
[09:44] Shobon
    I do thank you, Otaku Hero.
[09:47] Shobon
    You raised the magical girls for me.
[09:50] Shobon
    The girls fought against
    their complementary colors,
[09:53] Shobon
    and bathed in that blood,
    returned to their original forms.
[09:58] Shobon
    You certainly were a hero,
    because you were the only one in this world
[10:03] Shobon
    who wasn't colored by somebody else.
[10:06] Shobon
    You're the icon that symbolizes this game.
[10:09] Shobon
    You're both the hero and the final boss!
[10:12] Shobon
    Well? Isn't that a fantastic idea?
[10:16] Shobon
    By killing you, the world will
    finally be painted all one color,
[10:21] Shobon
    bringing forth a new order
    and a world with no otaku!
[10:24] Shobon
    Origin.
[10:25] Origin
    Huh?
[10:26] Shobon
    It's the end.
[10:29] Origin
    Magical Destroyers.
[10:41] Nick
    Don't do it!
[10:43] Old Leader
    Please stop!
[10:44] otaku
    Don't! Stop!
[10:46] otaku
    Please!
[10:47] otaku
    Don't do it!
[10:48] otaku
    Please don't kill Otaku Hero!
[10:55] Shobon
    What's wrong? Hurry up and kill him.
[11:08] Shobon
    Wh-What's this? It can't be...
[11:23] Anarchy
    Ta-da!
[11:25] Anarchy
    Well?
[11:27] Otaku Hero
    Christmas Eve?
[11:32] Otaku Hero
    Yeah! It looks great on you!
[11:33] Anarchy
    What? Are you being serious?
[11:35] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[11:38] Anarchy
    This isn't cute at all!
[11:40] Blue
    Even ignoring the low quality of the
    needlework, this is just not...
[11:44] Pink
    Gobo-go gobo!
[11:45] Blue (P)
    "Design sense: zero!"
[11:49] Otaku Hero
    What a tough crowd.
[11:50] Anarchy
    Geez!
[11:51] Anarchy
    This is the first Christmas
    present I've ever gotten,
[11:54] Anarchy
    and it's stupid and ugly,
    and obviously your fetish!
[11:59] Anarchy
    We really can't...
    count on you for anything.
[12:03] Anarchy
    You're always daydreaming.
[12:05] Anarchy
    You're kind of nice,
    but you're such a chicken.
[12:09] Anarchy
    You're just a stupid otaku.
[12:11] Pink
    Gobo...
[12:14] Anarchy
    But you still...
[12:17] Anarchy
    You still...
[12:20] Anarchy
    ...mean everything to us.
[12:25] Otaku Hero
    Thanks.
[12:27] Otaku Hero
    But I—
[12:27] Anarchy
    Don't say it!
[12:39] Otaku Hero
    It really is time to say goodbye.
[12:42] Otaku Hero
    I wish I could stay with you all,
[12:45] Otaku Hero
    but something is waiting for me,
[12:47] Otaku Hero
    and it's more important
    than my own feelings.
[12:50] Otaku Hero
    I need to light the fire of revolution.
[12:52] Otaku Hero
    And then change this twisted world back.
[12:56] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[12:57] Blue
    Yeah, but do it with us!
[12:59] Otaku Hero
    I can't do that.
[13:01] Otaku Hero
    I want you all to live
    and remember what we tried to do.
[13:08] Anarchy
    Don't say things like that!
[13:11] Otaku Hero
    After this, no matter what happens,
    no matter what shape it takes,
[13:16] Otaku Hero
    my otaku soul will live on.
[13:19] Anarchy
    I'm begging you!
[13:21] Otaku Hero
    It's okay! I'm sure of it!
[13:23] Otaku Hero
    I promise we'll meet again!
[13:27] Pink
    Gobo bobo!
[13:28] Blue
    No! Don't go away!
[13:30] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[13:35] Otaku Hero
    If I round up, I'm basically 30.
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[13:40] Otaku Hero
    I wish I could use magic
    just for this night.
[13:50] Otaku Hero
    Merry Christmas.
[14:27] Shobon
    My precious notebook got dirty.
[14:37] Shobon
    Hey, Origin! Don't peek!
[14:40] Shobon
    We've only finished phase one.
    There's more to do!
SIGN    Protect Otaku
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[15:09] Anime Otaku
    Shobon had us all in the palm of his hand.
[15:12] Game Otaku
    He was just playing with us.
[15:15] Train Otaku
    All of our battles...
[15:17] JSDF Otaku
    And our victories...
[15:18] Idol Otaku
    Taking the Diet building...
[15:20] Old Leader
    were just a god's way of killing time.
[15:23] Military Otaku
    They were toying with us the whole time.
[15:25] Nick
    Otaku Hero!
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[15:56] radio
    Remaining Revolutionary
    Army members located.
[15:58] radio
    Apprehend them immediately.
[16:00] radio
    They're collecting artifacts
    at building ruins.
[16:03] radio
    All units, surround them
    and wait for the order to move in.
[16:09] Otaku A
    Okay!
[16:10] Otaku A
    Come on, you've gotten enough.
[16:12] Otaku B
    Hold on. Just one last thing.
[16:16] Otaku A
    That's plenty. Let's go.
[16:21] Otaku C
    It's SSC!
[16:22] Otaku A
    Are we done for?
[16:24] Otaku A
    Huh? Anarchy-chan?
[16:27] Otaku B
    Blue-chan!
[16:29] Otaku C
    And Pink-chan!
[16:30] Otaku B
    I don't get it.
[16:31] Otaku B
    We fought together
[16:33] Otaku B
    to win back freedom for otaku!
[16:36] Otaku C
    Didn't you vow to defeat Shobon?
[16:38] Otaku A
    And now this? Why?
[16:39] Anarchy
    Silence, vermin.
[16:51] radio
    Targets apprehended. Returning to base.
[16:59] OH2
    In December of 2011,
    everything suddenly ended.
[17:04] OH2
    With the Magical Destroyers now awakened,
    the world moved into "Phase 2"
[17:08] OH2
    and fell under the control
    of Shobon and the girls.
[17:12] OH2
    Following the death of their leader,
    the Otaku Revolutionary Army crumbled
[17:15] OH2
    and its members scattered.
SIGN    SSC Era Year 2
[17:17] OH2
    Now two years have passed.
[17:19] OH2
    The Magical Destroyers have 
    become SSC's top officers
[17:23] OH2
    and maintain order in the world.
SIGN    2 Years Since His Death
SIGN    SSC Plans Ceremony to Celebrate Extermination of Insurrectionist Arm
[17:26] OH2
    Many otaku witnessed the death
    of the Revolutionary Army leader.
[17:30] OH2
    SSC also spread news of his death.
SIGN    Cabinet Meeting, Ceremony Planned to Commemorate Extermination of Otaku
    "Otaku Hero did in fact die"
    --SSC University Honorary Professor Shobon's Declaration
    A Great Shock to the Otaku World
    Do Otaku Have a Future??
    SSC Newspaper Morning Edition Now On Sale
SIGN    Did Otaku Hero survive?
    A reporter dug up the grave to reveal the truth.
    Weekly SSC
[17:34] OH2
    Regardless of that,
[17:36] OH2
    rumors and urban legends circulated,
SIGN    huh? Uh
SIGN    uh... no
SIGN     nah he's alive I saw him!
SIGN    were you an otaku?
SIGN     but they reported that
    Otaku Hero died
SIGN    good bye
SIGN    Isikawa blocked Bayashi
[17:39] OH2
    saying he was still alive.
[17:41] OH2
    This proved that a wish for it to
    be true still smoldered in people's hearts.
[17:51] OH2
    In order to extinguish
    that hope, however small,
[17:53] OH2
    SSC and the Magical Destroyers
    have continued to hunt otaku.
SIGN    Second Anniversary of the Extermination of the Insurrectionist Army
SIGN    Second Anniversary of the Extermination of the Insurrectionist Army
[18:15] Shobon
    We of SSC, leaders of the new world order,
[18:18] Shobon
    sent that evil disrupter of public morals,
    Otaku Hero, to his grave!
[18:23] Shobon
    The magical girls we are so very proud of
[18:27] Shobon
    brought true peace
    to this country on this very spot.
[18:34] Shobon
    However!
[18:36] Shobon
    That evil ideology still clings
    on in different parts of Japan.
[18:40] Shobon
    Behold!
[18:42] Shobon
    In two years, in only two years,
[18:44] Shobon
    we have collected this
    massive mountain of trash!
[18:47] Shobon
    This means that our battle is far from over.
[18:51] Shobon
    This shows how much danger,
    how much poison still remains in our nation.
[18:57] Shobon
    Until we completely annihilate
    their dangerous ideology,
[19:01] Shobon
    we will continue fighting!
[19:02] crowd
    Yeah!
[19:06] Guest A
    Did you hear?
[19:07] Guest B
    About what?
[19:08] Guest A
    Apparently, he's still alive.
[19:10] Guest B
    No way!
[19:12] Guest C
    They say they haven't found it yet.
[19:14] Guest D
    The helmet?
[19:30] Shobon
    Burn it all!
SIGN    Crowd at the
    ceremony goes wild
SIGN    people clap and yell
    and get excited
SIGN    Cofficers surround
    the mountain of merch
SIGN    Burn it all!
SIGN    gives the signal
SIGN    Cofficers holding
    flamethrowers
SIGN    shoot flames
SIGN    merch pile burns
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    crowd goes wild
SIGN    at top of trash heap,
    Otaku Hero's helmet burning
SIGN    I watch it all happen
SIGN    At top of trash heap
SIGN    Otaku Hero's helmet burning
[19:49] VIPs
    What's that?
[19:50] VIPs
    An earthquake?
[19:54] VIPs
    Where did it go?
[19:58] VIPs
    Run!
[19:59] VIPs
    Help!
[20:02] Shobon
    Th-This is...
SIGN    The End
[20:04] Shobon
    What?!
[20:05] Shobon
    This isn't in the script!
[20:10] otaku
    Yeah!
[20:13] Shobon
    Damn them!
[20:16] Shobon
    What?!
[20:17] Shobon
    It ca— It can't... It can't be!
[20:21] Shobon
    It's impossible!
[20:35] Anarchy
    You punk.
[20:38] OH2
    Merry Christmas, assholes!
[20:41] Shobon
    Who is that?!
[20:41] OH2
    I'm Otaku Hero the Second.
[20:44] OH2
    We'll take the First's ideals
[20:45] OH2
    and continue on
    as the True Otaku Revolutionary Army!
[20:50] Shobon
    A second-generation Otaku Hero?
[20:52] OH2
    Shobon!
[20:53] OH2
    The flames of revolution have risen again!
[20:56] OH2
    We'll burn you with
    the fire of passion in our hearts!
[21:00] OH2
    If you get in our way, you'll be sorry,
[21:02] OH2
    Magical Destroyers!
[21:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    It's okay! I promise we'll meet again!
[21:32] OH2
    Yeah, come and get it!
[21:39] Shobon
    This isn't right! It's not in the script!
[21:41] Shobon
    Not in the script!
[21:43] Shobon
    This can't be right!
[21:53] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[21:54] Blue
    Think you got what it takes, bro?
[21:57] Anarchy
    We'll take you on.
[22:00] Anarchy
    What you like, as much as you like!