Magical Destroyers
Freedom of expression is threatened when a mysterious group, the SSC, destroy Japan’s otaku culture. However, a young revolutionary, Otaku Hero—who loves the culture more than anything—rises up. With the help of three rambunctious magical girls—Anarchy, Blue, and Pink—they’ll team up to create a world free of this oppressive rule. Be part of the rebellion to bring back fandom!
Season 1
E1 - RAGE AGAINST AKIHABARA
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SIGN Protect Otaku
[00:18] Anime Otaku
You gotta pull the trigger like this, right?
[00:22] Military Otaku
That's dangerous, man!
[00:24] Game Otaku
Up, up, down, down...
[00:26] Game Otaku
I put in the invincibility
code, so I should be safe.
[00:30] Train Otaku
Ah! I can't believe it!
[00:31] Doll Otaku
What's wrong?
[00:32] Train Otaku
The overnight special express Ethiopia is
[00:34] Train Otaku
supposed to be passing
through Tokyo right now!
SIGN Special
Express
Ethiopia
[00:36] Game Otaku
Who the hell cares?!
[00:37] Train Otaku
This isn't happening!
[00:39] JSDF Otaku
Hold it in!
[00:40] Military Otaku
Swallow it! Swallow it!
[00:41] Pilot
We've arrived. I'm opening the hatch.
[00:51] Kyotaro
Hey there, Otaku Hero!
Want me to cast a bravery spell?
[00:57] Otaku Hero
I wish you had asked sooner.
[01:04] Otaku Hero
Let's start the operation
and try not to die.
[01:06] Otaku Hero
Follow me!
[01:07] Anarchy
I can't let you do that.
[01:09] Anarchy
The first to go
[01:11] Anarchy
has got to be me!
[01:14] Anarchy
First train departing!
[01:16] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[01:18] Otaku Hero
Your parachute! Parachute!
[01:20] Anarchy
Here I go. Transform!
SIGN 2008
[01:38] Otaku Hero
If I don't hurry,
they're gonna sell out
[01:42] Otaku Hero
of the limited first run edition!
[01:45] Otaku Hero
Huh?
SIGN Anime
Game
[01:48] Otaku Hero
Some kind of event?
[01:51] Otaku Hero
Ah, excuse me! Huh?
SIGN New
Releases
SIGN Action
SIGN Simulation
SIGN Shooting
SIGN Popular!!!
SIGN Newest Releases
[01:59] Otaku Hero
What's going on?
[02:01] Otaku Hero
Oh! There's one left!
SIGN Limited First Run Edition!!
Includes Bonus Materials
[02:03] Otaku Hero
Whoa! You're mine, first run edition!
[02:14] Cofficer
Retrieval complete.
[02:19] Cofficer
All right. On to the next one.
[02:23] Otaku Hero
What the hell are you doing?
[02:26] Otaku Hero
Give that back... to me!
[02:30] Cofficer
Let go.
[02:31] Cofficer
If you continue to protest,
I'll take you into protection.
[02:35] Otaku Hero
Protection?
[02:42] Anime Otaku
Let go!
[02:43] Anime Otaku
That's the legendary kabe
circle issue! Give it back!
[02:47] Doll Otaku
I spent three years searching for that!
[02:49] Doll Otaku
And it's mint!
[02:52] Train Otaku
Now that's an unusual vehicle!
[02:59] Slayer
What a pleasant sound.
[03:00] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
Hey! Divine Lariat!
[03:05] Slayer
Trying to give me an uninvited clothesline?
[03:07] Slayer
How very rude of you!
[03:16] Slayer
Your bark is worse than your bite.
[03:18] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
Wh-Who the hell are you?
[03:22] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
Ah, that smells nice.
[03:25] Slayer
What gives trash like you
the right to smell me?!
[03:29] Pro-Wrestling Otaku
How are you?!
SIGN General Fan
SIGN Today's Weather
SIGN Tokyo
SIGN Saitama
[03:53] Otaku Hero
It began without any warning.
SIGN Nakano, Tokyo
[04:06] Otaku Hero
People known as otaku,
regardless of preferred genre,
SIGN Nipponbashi, Osaka
SIGN Figurines, Hobbies
Ota-Road Main Store
[04:12] Otaku Hero
became targets of
the government's "protection" efforts.
SIGN New Bldg. #2
[04:22] Otaku Hero
Nobody was able to stop them.
SIGN Otaku Protection Rates: 95%
SIGN If you see an otaku, contact the SSC.
[04:26] Otaku Hero
They said they wanted to protect
a world-famous culture.
SIGN Otaku Protection Rates: 95%
[04:29] Otaku Hero
For some reason, nobody questioned that.
[04:40] Otaku Hero
Otaku disappeared from view.
[04:50] Otaku Hero
It only took a single week.
[05:05] Otaku Hero
But then, we launched our resistance.
SIGN Die
otaku!
SIGN Otaku
get out!
SIGN Otaku
disappear!
SIGN Gross!
Die otaku!
SIGN Die otaku!
SIGN Present Day, 2011
SIGN Pedestrian-Only Zone Ahead
[05:29] Anarchy
Hey.
[05:31] Anarchy
We've sucked our food reserves dry.
That's all we got.
[05:34] Otaku Hero
Oh, right.
[05:36] Otaku Hero
We'll have to go on another supply run.
[05:38] Game Otaku
Yeah, but I shit bricks every
time we meet with our supporters.
[05:42] Game Otaku
What're we gonna do?
[05:43] Otaku Hero
I'll figure something out.
[05:45] Kyotaro
Something, yeah?
[05:46] Otaku Hero
Yeah, something.
[05:56] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[05:59] Kyotaro
Whoa!
[06:01] other otaku
Whoa!
[06:05] Kyotaro
What?!
[06:06] Anarchy
Geez, you almost got me pregnant!
[06:10] Otaku Hero
Quit messing around, Anarchy-chan.
[06:13] Kyotaro
And I was so looking forward to
a bizarre plot twist.
[06:16] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[06:25] Anarchy
Damn it!
[06:26] Kyotaro
They never let up, do they?
[06:30] Military Otaku
Sir! A report from the mobile patrol!
[06:33] Otaku Hero
All right.
[06:35] Otaku Hero
You know, you could just tell me.
[06:37] Kyotaro
He never lets up, either.
[06:39] Anarchy
So, what does it say?
[06:41] Otaku Hero
Another truck full of otaku
was sent to the protection zone.
[06:44] Anarchy
Huh? Damn it!
[06:47] Anarchy
The damn Shobon Army again!
[06:50] Anarchy
Hey, Otaku Hero.
[06:53] Anarchy
We've got to find Blue and Pink.
[06:56] Anarchy
I mean, it's their fault
that they got lost,
[06:59] Anarchy
but when the three of us
magical girls get together,
[07:02] Anarchy
nothing can ever stop us!
[07:05] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan was in the abducted group, too.
[07:09] Anarchy
That horny, blue, psycho bitch!
[07:12] Otaku Hero
It might be time to call it quits.
[07:15] Anarchy
Quits? What do you mean?
[07:19] Otaku Hero
How long since the Shobon goons appeared?
[07:21] Otaku Hero
About three years?
[07:23] Otaku Hero
We survived the hell of the otaku hunts,
[07:25] Otaku Hero
and then otaku from around the country
gathered to light the flames of revolution.
[07:30] Otaku Hero
We made it this far thanks to all of you.
[07:32] Game Otaku
No! It was all thanks to you!
[07:34] Anime Otaku
There's no way we could've
fought back without you!
[07:37] Doll Otaku
This is a liberated zone now!
[07:40] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[07:41] Otaku Hero
You all worked hard to retake Akiba.
[07:45] Otaku Hero
But our fighting power shrinks by the day.
[07:49] Otaku Hero
We even have to steal
weapons from the enemy.
[07:52] Otaku Hero
The supporters who bring us food
have to walk a very dangerous line.
[07:57] Otaku Hero
So I think—
[07:58] Anarchy
So you think? You think what?
[08:00] Anarchy
If you're gonna act this pathetic,
why don't I take the leader's chair from you!?
[08:05] Otaku Hero
Why not? Give it a shot.
[08:08] Anarchy
Huh?!
[08:08] Kyotaro
You're passing it to her?
[08:10] Otaku Hero
I've had enough.
[08:14] Anarchy
Wait! Otaku Hero!
[08:17] Anarchy
Don't you dare wuss out on me!
[08:19] Military Otaku
Give it up, Anarchy-chan.
[08:20] Anarchy
Huh?
[08:22] Military Otaku
We did basically rely on him for everything.
[08:27] Military Otaku
Am I wrong?
[08:29] Military Otaku
Even the flames of revolution need to
be fueled, or else they may be extinguished.
[08:33] Anarchy
You might be right, but still...
[08:37] Anarchy
Still...
[09:05] Kyotaro
Like a damn chimney.
[09:14] Anime Otaku
Did you mean it?
[09:16] Anarchy
Did you really mean
you'll quit being leader?
[09:20] Otaku Hero
Things are only gonna go downhill from here.
[09:23] Anarchy
Well yeah, and that's
why we need to rescue Blue!
[09:27] Otaku Hero
Go for it, Anarchy-chan.
You're the leader, right?
[09:29] Anarchy
That's not what I'm saying!
[09:31] Anarchy
With me, Blue, and Pink...
[09:34] Anarchy
With us magical girls
and you together, we can fight!
[09:37] Anarchy
We can make the world a place where
you can like whatever you want to like again!
[09:41] Anarchy
You were the leader
who was supposed to take us there,
[09:45] Anarchy
Otaku Hero!
[09:46] Otaku Hero
It just isn't my thing.
[09:48] Anarchy
Huh?
[09:49] Otaku Hero
Leave that stuff to the guys
who can or want to do it.
[09:53] Otaku Hero
Isn't it the same in anime?
[09:55] Otaku Hero
The leaders and heroes either
are ready to kick ass from the start,
[09:59] Otaku Hero
or they say they "don't want to fight"
and still kick ass anyway.
[10:03] Anarchy
And you're saying you're neither type?
[10:09] Anarchy
Hello?
[10:10] Train Otaku
Turn on the TV! Right now!
[10:12] Kyotaro
Here.
SIGN New Segment! Celebrities who Smoke!
SIGN Emergency Alert
[10:13] TV host
We couldn't make it happen!
[10:13] Anarchy
"The government has announced
a major protection action
[10:18] Anarchy
targeted at key areas of the Chiyoda
and Taito wards for tomorrow"?!
[10:25] Anarchy
So you're sure?
[10:26] Anarchy
Then I'll become leader.
[10:28] Anarchy
But no takebacks or redos later on, okay?
[10:32] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[10:35] Anarchy
Fine.
[10:39] Anarchy
Listen up, creeps!
[10:41] Anarchy
In preparation
for the expected enemy action,
[10:44] Anarchy
the Akiba Liberated Zone
is now going on 24-hour battle alert!
[10:48] Anarchy
And I, Anarchy-chan, am taking command!
[10:53] Mob otaku
Yeah!
[10:55] Anarchy
Open the armory!
[11:00] Anarchy
A Unit, gather at Suehirocho.
[11:02] Anarchy
Hey, hey! Get moving, B Unit!
[11:04] Anarchy
Hurry up, hurry up!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[11:27] Otaku
Yay!
[11:41] Otaku
Akihabara successfully recaptured!
[11:46] Otaku
Yeah!
[11:48] Otaku
Woo-hoo!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
SIGN Pink Hero
Legend
[12:06] (Flashback) Anarchy
I'll show you magic tomorrow.
[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Magic?
[12:10] (Flashback) Anarchy
My fire magic.
[12:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
And if that doesn't change your mind,
[12:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
then I'll become leader
and bring Blue back myself!
[12:33] Train Otaku
Ah! They're here!
[12:41] Cofficer
To the designated protected
individuals occupying this district:
[12:45] Cofficer
End your resistance
and surrender immediately!
[12:48] Cofficer
Just like your comrades,
we absolutely will not treat you poorly!
[12:51] Game Otaku
Lying pig!
[12:52] Cofficer
If you refuse, we will use our
resources to protect you all.
[12:59] Cofficer
What's this?
[13:03] Cofficer
If that's how you want it...
[13:05] Cofficer
All units, follow established policies
and commence action!
[13:10] Game Otaku
They aren't holding back.
[13:13] Game Otaku
Fire, fire!
[13:15] Cofficer
Log unit, advance!
SIGN Canned Oden
[13:24] Cofficer
Oh, no!
[13:24] Cofficer
Watch out!
[13:26] JSDF Otaku
We won't give up one inch!
[13:28] Idol Otaku
We'll never surrender to you!
[13:30] Otaku A
What's happening up top?
[13:31] Otaku B
They're making progress.
[13:33] Otaku C
Where's Anarchy-chan?
[13:34] Otaku B
I haven't seen her, but everyone's
following the plan, so we should be okay!
[13:46] Anarchy
This is a stairway to hell
when you're out of shape!
[13:49] Kyotaro
You sure are being dramatic about it.
[13:52] Anarchy
Shut up!
[13:53] Kyotaro
Why do you have to run up anyway?
[13:56] Kyotaro
Where's your transformation bag?
[13:57] Anarchy
I don't need it. Not now, anyway.
[14:03] Kyotaro
Oh, no! You're gonna have to give u—
[14:07] Kyotaro
The hell?!
[14:08] Anarchy
I can't let something like this stop me!
[14:11] Kyotaro
So transform, then!
[14:14] Cofficer
We've made a way through. Charge!
[14:18] Cofficer A
One protected!
[14:20] Cofficer B
Two protected!
[14:22] Cofficer B
And a whole bunch more,
[14:23] Cofficer B
all protected!
[14:25] JSDF Otaku
The barricade has been breached!
[14:27] JSDF Otaku
You have to take command, Otaku Hero!
[14:30] JSDF Otaku
It has to be you!
[14:33] JSDF Otaku
Why won't you say anything?
[14:38] Anarchy
Listen up, punks!
[14:46] Game Otaku
Otaku Hero, it's Anarchy-chan!
[14:53] Anarchy
Up here!
[14:56] Anarchy
I'll show you what
Anarchy-chan's magic can do!
[14:59] Anarchy
Open your eyeballs
and take a good look!
[15:02] Anarchy
You impotent, rotten dick
cheese sons of bitches!
[15:07] Chief Cofficer
It's a magical girl.
[15:08] Chief Cofficer
Incendiary rounds! Fire!
[15:13] Anarchy
Think you can hit me?
[15:14] Kyotaro
They're trying to kill us!
[15:16] Kyotaro
RIP me!
[15:19] Anarchy
RIP what? You're so full of it.
[15:21] Kyotaro
Oh, you caught me?
[15:22] Kyotaro
Watch out!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[15:32] Game Otaku
That's the...
[15:33] Train Otaku
...flag of our revolution!
[15:34] JSDF Otaku
It represents...
[15:35] Idol Otaku
...the dreams of all otaku!
[15:37] Anarchy
Remember, Otaku Hero!
[15:40] Anarchy
You wanted to protect what you love.
[15:42] Anarchy
That urge, that drive, that fire—!
[15:53] Anarchy
Otaku Hero!
[15:57] Anarchy
Do you see it?
[15:59] Anarchy
This means... I'm the leader now.
[16:04] Anarchy
Got a problem with that?
[16:10] Anarchy
I'm the leader now! I am!
[16:15] Anarchy
I wanted everyone to know... but...
[16:21] Anarchy
the only leader I really want
is you, Otaku Hero!
[16:29] Otaku Hero
Quit crying, Anarchy-chan.
[16:33] Otaku Hero
Your spell worked on me.
[16:35] Otaku Hero
Your magic set my heart
on fire, Anarchy-chan.
[16:43] Otaku Hero
Here, take this.
[16:44] Otaku Hero
You left it behind on purpose, right?
[16:47] Anarchy
Oh. Yeah!
[16:50] Kyotaro
By the way, how did you get up here?
[16:52] Otaku Hero
In that!
[16:56] Kyotaro & Anarchy
A blimp?!
[17:12] Otaku Hero
Listen up, everyone!
[17:14] Otaku Hero
We're gonna use this thing
to annihilate the enemy.
[17:16] Otaku Hero
And then we're gonna rescue Blue!
[17:18] Otaku Hero
I'm the leader of the revolutionary army!
[17:20] Otaku Hero
Otaku Hero!
[17:21] Otaku Hero
Got a problem with that?
[17:23] Otaku
Ooh!
[17:23] Otaku
No objection!
[17:31] Otaku Hero
They call this a "natural protection zone"
where otaku can fulfill their otaku desires,
[17:35] Otaku Hero
but it's actually just a jail.
[17:37] Otaku Hero
No, a fortress.
[17:39] Otaku Hero
They have jail cells lined up
in a wide-open exhibition space.
[17:42] Otaku Hero
And the watchtower guarding it all is
[17:44] Otaku Hero
Tokyo Big Sight!
[17:46] Otaku Hero
Let's start the operation
and try not to die.
[17:48] Otaku Hero
Follow me!
[17:49] Anarchy
I can't let you do that.
[17:51] Anarchy
The first to go
[17:53] Anarchy
has got to be me!
[17:57] Anarchy
First train departing!
[17:58] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[17:59] Otaku Hero
Your parachute! Parachute!!
[18:03] Anarchy
Thank you, Otaku Hero.
[18:05] Anarchy
Here I go. Transform!
[18:36] Anarchy
Here to destroy both chaos and order,
[18:38] Anarchy
Magical Girl Anarchy!
[18:41] Anarchy
If you act naughty,
[18:42] Anarchy
I'll blow you to bits!
[18:49] Anarchy
Heaven's Inferno!
SIGN Heaven's Inferno
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[18:54] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan, set it on fire!
[18:56] Anarchy
Okay!
[18:58] Anarchy
Heaven's Paradise!
[19:04] Guard A
What?!
[19:10] Guard B
What? Wait! Cut it out!
[19:18] Otaku Hero
Good job!
[19:22] otaku
Get them!
[19:23] otaku
We did it!
[19:27] Kyotaro
Where's Blue at?
[19:29] Anarchy
That horny, blue, psycho bitch?
[19:32] Otaku Hero
What's that?
SIGN Blue Is Here
[19:33] Otaku Hero
She's in there!
[19:36] Otaku Hero
Watch out!
[19:38] Anarchy
I got this!
[19:40] Cofficers
Fire! Fire!
[19:44] Anarchy
No Hit, No Life!
SIGN No Hit, No Life!!
[19:50] Kyotaro
She's murdering!
[19:51] Otaku Hero
That's our Anarchy-chan!
[19:59] Otaku Hero
Is that...
[20:01] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan!
[20:04] Otaku Hero
We came to save you!
[20:10] Otaku Hero
What the hell is that?!
[20:11] Kyotaro
This time we're all definitely dead!
[20:16] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[20:24] Kyotaro
Anarchy!
[20:24] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[20:35] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[20:40] Anarchy
He done? My turn, then.
[21:04] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan!
[21:05] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan!
[21:12] Blue
Otaku Hero-sama?!
[21:16] Blue
And Analchy-chan...
[21:17] Anarchy
It's Anarchy!
[21:19] Anarchy
Geez. You're always so stupid.
[21:22] Anarchy
How could a girl like you get trapped
in a place like this anyway?
[21:26] Blue
Yeah...
[21:27] Blue
I went to hook up with someone I met online
and somehow ended up here.
SIGN Happy Happy Mail
Aomi-san's Profile
View Image View Image View Image
Job: Magical Girl
Blood Type: Secret
Sex Drive: Max+
Area: Tokyo
Things I'm Into: Toys, Bondage
Comment: I'm super kinky
Hobbies: Sex
Personality: Proactive
Skills: Magic
[21:31] Anarchy
I'm gonna kill you!
[21:32] Blue
Oh, thank you!
[21:33] Anarchy
You seriously don't have
any standards, do you?
[21:34] Blue
Ooh! Ooh!
[21:36] Anarchy
You total slut!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[21:37] Blue
Yes, thank you so much!
[21:40] Shobon
It looks like it's begun. Our game is on.
[21:44] Slayer
Things are finally going to get interesting.
[21:48] Slayer
With Otaku Hero,
Magical Girl Blue, and Anarchy.
[23:25] Slayer (?)
A red girl, a blue girl,
and the last magical girl.
[23:30] Slayer (?)
Their desire to fight, their despair
of loss has now gotten in the groove.
[23:34] Slayer (?)
They can't let themselves get burned out now.
[23:37] Slayer (?)
They'll be tested. Dive in.
E2 - GOBO GOBO!
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SIGN Somewhere in Tokyo, 20XX
[02:10] Chief Cofficer
M-Many people escaped during the attack
on the Ariake Natural Protection Zone—
[02:14] Peloce
That isn't the issue.
[02:16] Peloce
The problem is that Blue got away.
[02:20] Peloce
You can't underestimate
a magical girl's power.
[02:22] Slayer
Oh, dear.
[02:23] Slayer
Why can't you just find a way to enjoy this?
[02:26] Peloce
Slayer!
[02:28] Peloce
Don't tell me you forgot
what happened that time.
[02:32] Shobon
The Nakano Incident.
SIGN 2009
SIGN Nakano
[02:34] Peloce
In 2009, rioting otaku attacked
the Nakano depository.
SIGN Goods
[02:39] Peloce
They stole a large number of artifacts.
[02:42] Peloce
That's when we first became aware
[02:44] Peloce
of the existence
of the insurrectionist forces
SIGN Nakano
[02:47] Peloce
and the great powers
of the magical girls supporting them.
SIGN Akiba
[02:52] Peloce
The scoundrels then occupied Akihabara.
[02:55] Peloce
The situation has remained
in a deadlock ever since.
[02:57] Peloce
If those three manage
to combine forces again...
[03:04] Otaku
One, two, three, four...
[03:12] Otaku
...four. One, two, three, four.
[03:20] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[03:22] Kyotaro
Huh?
[03:28] Otaku Hero
Huh? What the—?!
[03:31] Anarchy
Pee-yew!
[03:32] Anarchy
Blue!
[03:33] Otaku Hero
The hell are you doing?
[03:37] Anarchy
What's that stank coming from?
[03:40] Blue
It's surrr... strömming.
[03:45] Anarchy
Take it outside!
[03:52] Otaku
Hold your breath.
[03:53] Otaku
Damn, that stinks!
[03:56] Blue
Oh, come on! What're you gonna do to me?
[03:59] Anarchy
Think on what you did, asshole!
[04:01] Anarchy
I'm busy over here.
[04:03] Anarchy
Okay, what's left?
40 dozen rolls toilet paper,
[04:06] Anarchy
as much veggies and yakisoba as we can get,
[04:09] Anarchy
and gas masks.
[04:10] Blue
Gas masks?
[04:12] Anarchy
Because the hideout reeks now!
It's your own damn fault!
[04:16] Otaku Hero
Gas masks...
[04:27] Anarchy
Whatcha lookin' at?
[04:28] Otaku Hero
Huh? Oh.
[04:30] Anarchy
Gas masks?
[04:32] Otaku Hero
Might be a clue about Pink-chan.
[04:34] Anarchy
Pink?
[04:35] Otaku Hero
Yeah. Will he answer?
[04:38] Otaku Hero
Oh, Nick!
[04:40] Nick
Yo, Otaku Hero. How's things?
[04:42] Otaku Hero
Not bad.
[04:44] Otaku Hero
Feels like I bit off
more than I can chew, though.
[04:48] Nick
I hear you raised hell at one of the camps.
[04:51] Nick
Nice work, man.
[04:53] Anarchy
He sure is informed.
[04:55] Otaku Hero
Yeah, he's a mod of Ura-Nico
and a super hacker.
[04:59] Otaku Hero
He's the reason we could use
the field at Akiba.
[05:02] Anarchy
That was him?
[05:03] Nick
I've heard all about you, Magical Girl.
[05:06] Anarchy
Oh, hey. I'm Anarchy.
[05:08] Nick
How's it going?
[05:09] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan's here too.
[05:11] Blue
Here ya go! Here ya go!
Here ya go! Here ya go!
[05:13] Otaku
My pleasure!
[05:13] Otaku
My pleasure!
[05:14] Otaku
My pleasure!
[05:14] Otaku
My pleasure!
[05:16] Nick
Looks like she's doing good.
[05:18] Otaku Hero
So, Nick, wanna do me a favor?
[05:20] Nick
Huh?
[05:23] Nick
A rave?
[05:25] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[05:26] Otaku Hero
Can you find out where
it's being streamed from?
[05:29] Nick
Hold on.
[05:34] Anarchy
Kyo-chan died?
[05:36] Anarchy
Oh?
SIGN Otaku
[05:37] Anarchy
From Nick.
[05:38] Anarchy
How did he know my address?
[05:41] Otaku Hero
'Cause he's Nick.
[05:42] Anarchy
Creepy!
[05:43] Anarchy
Hey, this looks like a map.
SIGN Here
[05:45] Otaku Hero
That's here!
SIGN Here
SIGN Akiba
SIGN Hideout
[05:47] Otaku Hero
It's right behind us!
[05:51] Anarchy
Here?
[05:52] Otaku Hero
I think so.
[05:54] Otaku Hero
I had no idea a place like this was here.
[05:57] Anarchy
Right under our noses.
[05:59] Anarchy
We just didn't see it.
SIGN Pink's Hideout
[06:01] Blue
Look what it says!
SIGN Pink's Hideout
[06:04] Blue
Hey, I'm startin' to get tired.
[06:07] Anarchy
Say what? We haven't
even walked three minutes!
SIGN Here
[06:10] Blue
I'm sore from being strung up so long.
[06:13] Anarchy
You were slapping
volleyballs around like crazy!
[06:15] Blue
Whatevs.
[06:17] Anarchy
Well, everyone seems happy
you came back, though.
[06:21] Blue
I guess I'll go.
[06:23] Anime Otaku
B-Blue-chan, where to?
[06:25] Game Otaku
Who's that from?
[06:26] Blue
A guy I met on a hookup site
said he'd take me out for Chinese.
[06:29] Idol Otaku
You shouldn't go, Blue-chan!
[06:31] Anime Otaku
You don't know what he'll do to you!
[06:33] Blue
Well, yeah, but gee,
[06:35] Blue
while I was locked up, my basic
physical needs were all ignored.
SIGN Food
SIGN Sleep
SIGN Sex
[06:43] Blue
You gotta keep a girl satisfied.
[06:45] Otaku
I'll treat you!
[06:46] Otaku
Lemme take you!
[06:48] Otaku
No! I'll satisfy you!
[06:50] Blue
Oh, okonomiyaki sounds good, too.
[06:55] Anarchy
Sometimes I'm not sure
if we should've saved you.
[06:58] Blue
Oh!
[07:02] Blue
Found something nice!
[07:03] Anarchy
Oh, no!
[07:05] Blue
God, this feels so good.
[07:08] Anarchy
Yeah, I'm definitely not sure.
[07:30] Pink
Go.
[07:33] Anarchy
To think you were here right next to us.
[07:35] Blue
It's been a while, Pink-chan.
[07:41] Otaku Hero
Hey! Wai—! Hold on!
[07:44] Anarchy
Ow, ow, ow!
[07:47] Anarchy
Looks like we might not be welcome.
[07:53] Pink
Gobo-bo.
[07:56] Anarchy
Hasn't changed a bit.
[07:58] Anarchy
Blue, will you translate?
[08:00] Blue
For sure.
[08:01] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[08:01] Blue (P)
"What could you possibly want with me?"
[08:03] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[08:04] Blue (P)
"I have no intention of leaving."
[08:06] Blue (P)
"I'm staying here with my children forever."
[08:08] Anarchy
You can't keep dancing in the dark
for the rest of your life!
[08:12] Anarchy
But if you want to try,
help us defeat Shobon!
[08:15] Anarchy
We have the power to do it.
We're magical girls!
[08:18] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[08:19] Blue (P)
"You haven't changed one bit,
Akabane Kirara."
[08:22] Anarchy
Hey, no using my real name!
[08:23] Pink
Gobo, gobo...
[08:23] Blue (P)
"You just want the power to fight."
[08:27] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[08:28] Blue (P)
"You're a magical girl. So what?"
[08:30] Blue (P)
"You're just a tool
for other people's battles."
[08:33] Blue (P)
"That's not for me!"
[08:35] Blue (P)
"Greedy otaku staring, putting me
in situations I don't want..."
[08:40] Anarchy
So you stay here in your nice little
fan club instead, all warm and cozy,
[08:43] Anarchy
where everyone spoils you like a princess?
[08:46] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[08:47] Blue (P)
"When I'm with my children,
I can live the way I was meant to."
[08:51] Blue (P)
"And..."
[08:54] Blue (P)
"And if I don't take my
shots every day, I'll die."
[08:59] Blue (P)
"But you still want me to fight?"
[09:01] Blue
You damn liar!
[09:02] Blue
I know you spike those shots
with a little something special.
[09:05] Anarchy
Huh...
[09:06] Pink
Gobo?
[09:08] Gas Mask Mob A
Stop it!
[09:09] Gas Mask Mob B
Yeah!
[09:10] Gas Mask Mob C
Quit bullying Pink-chan!
[09:11] Gas Mask Mob D
Pink-chan doesn't want to fight anymore!
[09:14] Gas Mask Mob E
That's right!
[09:15] Gas Mask Mob E
This is Pink-chan's and our utopia!
[09:17] Gas Mask Mob F
Yeah, it's our paradise!
[09:19] Gas Mask Mob G
We want to live here happily
with Pink-chan forever!
[09:22] Gas Mask Mobs
Don't take Pink-chan from us!
[09:25] Otaku Hero
Pink-chan.
[09:27] Otaku Hero
I think I know how you feel.
[09:30] Pink
Gobo-bo-bo...
[09:31] Blue (P)
"Otaku Hero..."
[09:32] Otaku Hero
You must be really tired of it all.
[09:36] Otaku Hero
Actually, a while ago I got
a little burned out, too.
[09:40] Pink
Gobo?
[09:41] Otaku Hero
But Anarchy-chan helped me remember.
[09:45] Otaku Hero
We're making the world a place where
you can like whatever you want to like again!
[09:49] Otaku Hero
That's why our moe will never burn out!
[09:53] Kyotaro
Nice one!
[09:55] Anarchy
That's right, Pink!
[09:57] Anarchy
When we three magical girls
are together, I know we'll win!
[10:00] Anarchy
Come on, Blue, say something.
[10:01] Blue
This place reeks of sweat.
[10:03] Kyotaro
Sniff, sniff.
[10:05] Pink
Gobo.
[10:06] Blue (P)
"Fine."
[10:10] Gas Mask Mob
Pink-chan?
[10:12] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[10:12] Blue (P)
"If you want to take me out of here,
show me you're serious."
[10:18] Anarchy
Serious?
[10:19] Pink
Gobo gobo-bo...
[10:19] Blue (P)
"Akabane Kirara, Kanda Blueberry Ai."
[10:22] Anarchy
That's your real name?!
[10:24] Blue (P)
This drug will test your resolve.
[10:28] Anarchy
Huh... If we take it, then what?
[10:31] Pink
Go-bo, gobo...
[10:31] Blue (P)
"I guess you'll have to wait and see."
[10:34] Blue (P)
"If you don't take it,
you can turn right around and leave."
[10:38] Kyotaro
That's so rock 'n' roll.
[10:41] Anarchy
Fine.
[10:43] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan. Blue-chan.
[10:53] Anarchy
I-Is this poison?
[10:55] Blue
This is the shit!
[10:57] Pink
Gobo-bo...
[10:58] Blue (P)
"Now I know you're serious."
[11:02] Anarchy
Wh-What'd she say?
[11:04] Blue
We're gonna fight.
[11:06] Anarchy
Damn it! That little punk.
[11:10] Otaku Hero
H-Huh?! What the—?
[11:12] Kyotaro
She dead? Up and died?
[11:14] Mob Gas Mask A
They're connected.
[11:16] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[11:17] Gas Mask Mob A
Everyone who takes the drug,
[11:18] Gas Mask Mob A
their consciousness becomes
one until it wears off.
[11:21] Gas Mask Mob B
You didn't know?
[11:23] Gas Mask Mob B
Anything imaginable can
happen inside Pink-chan's head.
[11:26] Gas Mask Mob B
Her mind is infinite!
[11:31] Anarchy
What the hell is this?
[11:40] Blue
This feels so good.
[11:42] Anarchy
Huh? This isn't water?
[11:46] Anarchy
What.
[12:04] Anarchy
Damn it! This is what
Pink's head is full of?
[12:08] Blue
It's wild, huh? So wild.
[12:10] Blue
I actually don't hate it.
[12:11] Anarchy
This isn't the time!
[12:13] Anarchy
Anyway, we gotta go find Pink.
[12:18] Anarchy
Oh? This part isn't so... bad? Uh...
[12:27] Anarchy
This is why I hate brain stuff!
[12:29] Anarchy
If that's how it is...
[12:30] Anarchy
Transform!
[12:54] Anarchy
Here to destroy both chaos and order,
[12:57] Anarchy
Magical Girl Anarchy!
[13:00] Anarchy
Heaven's Crack Trap!
[13:05] Anarchy
See dat?
[13:06] Anarchy
If anything goes here, we can't lose.
[13:10] Anarchy
What now?
[13:15] Blue
Still don't hate it!
[13:21] Kyotaro
Hmm. Just barely... out.
[13:24] Otaku Hero
Th-They gonna be okay?
[13:27] Gas Mask Mob
Looks like they can't lift a finger.
[13:29] Otaku Hero
How can you tell?
[13:40] Anarchy
What's that?
[13:44] Anarchy
Body pillows?
[14:17] Anarchy
Damn it!
[14:19] Blue
Yeah, right there, right there!
This feels so good!
[14:22] Anarchy
You psycho bitch!
I never should've saved you!
[14:27] Blue
Oh, don't say that.
[14:29] Blue
But since you did, I owe you one.
[14:32] Blue
Otaku Hero-sama's dream is my dream!
[14:35] Anarchy
Blue...
[14:36] Blue
Get a load of this.
[14:38] Blue
Transform!
[14:59] Blue
Fly on into my world!
[15:03] Blue
Magical Girl
[15:06] Blue
Blue!
[15:11] Blue
Territorio Assoluto!
[15:19] Anarchy
Hey, you aren't half bad!
[15:22] Anarchy
Whoa, is this place what it looks like?
[15:25] Blue
Probably.
[15:44] Anarchy
Come out, Pink!
[15:46] Blue
Come on out!
[15:57] Anarchy
Pink!
[15:58] Pink
Go-bo go-bo?
[15:58] Blue (P)
"Are you enjoying yourselves?"
[16:00] Anarchy
Don't flatter yourself.
[16:02] Anarchy
Let's hurry and get this over with.
[16:04] Pink
Gobo, gobo gobo?
[16:04] Blue (P)
"Should I go easy on you?"
[16:06] Anarchy
Don't insult me! Give it all you got!
SIGN Transform
SIGN Self-Righteousness
SIGN Hope
SIGN Love
SIGN Transience
SIGN Transformation Complete
[16:28] Pink
Gobo gobo.
SIGN Illusion
[16:29] Pink
Gobo.
SIGN Judgment
[16:30] Pink
Gobo!
SIGN Carnage
[16:31] Pink
Gobo!
SIGN Awakening
[16:33] Pink
Gobo gobo!
SIGN Magical Girl Pink
[16:35] Pink
Go-bo gobo...
[16:36] Blue (P)
"Now prove to me how serious you a—"
[16:43] Gas Mask Mob
It's begun.
[16:46] Otaku Hero
Good luck, Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan!
[16:57] Pink
Gobo-bo!
[16:58] Pink
Gobo!
[17:04] Anarchy
Not bad. Now it's my turn.
[17:07] Anarchy
Heaven's Sacrifice!
[17:12] Pink
Go-bo.
[17:16] Anarchy
What?
[17:21] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[17:22] Blue (P)
"How did you think you could
defeat me inside my own mind?"
[17:30] Anarchy
You can't have forgotten everything.
[17:33] Anarchy
Try to remember!
[17:34] Anarchy
Our first battle. The promise we made!
[17:38] Otaku
We did it!
[17:39] Otaku
All right!
[17:43] Anarchy
This isn't the end of our battle.
[17:47] Anarchy
It's just the beginning.
[17:48] Blue
You sound so cool, Spooky-cha—
[17:51] Anarchy
It's Anarchy!
[17:57] Anarchy
Let's swear to it!
[17:59] Anarchy
Magical girls never lose. Always win!
[18:02] Anarchy
We'll win and then turn back
into normal girls!
[18:05] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[18:06] Blue
What do you mean "normal"?
[18:08] Anarchy
That's, well, um... I'm not sure.
[18:12] Blue
You aren't sure?
[18:13] Anarchy
But it's gotta be fun!
[18:15] Anarchy
A world where everyone can
like whatever they want to like!
[18:19] Blue
What they want?
[18:22] Blue
In that case, I want to go
to a New Order concert!
[18:26] Anarchy
If you say so.
[18:28] Anarchy
And you, Pink?
[18:31] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo.
[18:35] Blue
"I want to work at a maid cafe," she says.
[18:41] Anarchy
Cool. It's a promise.
[18:47] Anarchy
We will win!
[18:49] Blue
We'll win and become normal girls again.
[18:52] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo!
[18:52] Blue (P)
"And like what we want to like!"
[18:54] Anarchy
A world that can say "like"!
[18:57] All three
Let's bring it back!
[19:02] Anarchy
Pink, please remember.
[19:13] Gas Mask Mob
Everyone, let's go!
[19:15] Gas Mask Mobs
Yeah.
[19:19] Pink
Go!
[19:22] Anarchy
If you can't remember,
[19:24] Anarchy
if you don't want to
remember, that's too bad.
[19:28] Anarchy
Do it.
[19:32] Pink
Go!
[19:34] Gas Mask Mobs
Pink-chan!
[19:38] Anarchy
The gas masks!
[19:39] Pink
Gobo-bo?
[19:40] Gas Mask Mob A
Pink-chan, we know how you feel!
[19:42] Gas Mask Mob A
We're the only ones who know!
[19:44] Gas Mask Mob C
Pink-chan, we know that you still have hope!
[19:48] Pink
G-Gobo...
[19:49] Gas Mask Mob B
Go back to being a magical girl!
[19:52] Gas Mask Mob C
We'll all be okay!
[19:53] Gas Mask Mob C
This isn't goodbye.
[19:55] Gas Mask Mob C
This is your graduation, Pink-chan!
[19:57] Gas Mask Mob C
As our princess, and as our idol!
[20:00] Pink
Gobo...
[20:02] Gas Mask Mob B
We'll graduate, too!
[20:04] Gas Mask Mobs
From this dream we shared with you!
[20:08] Gas Mask Mobs
We want you to fulfill
your true dreams, Pink-chan!
[20:13] Gas Mask Mob A
We'll always be waiting for you.
[20:15] Pink
Gobo!
[20:18] Anarchy
Wh-What the heck?
[20:22] Blue
Had a feeling this would happen.
[20:38] Pink
Go—?
[20:45] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[20:47] Blue
"I'm back," she said.
[20:49] Anarchy
Damn it. We couldn't even beat her.
[20:52] Blue
We didn't need to.
[20:54] Anarchy
Huh?
[20:54] Otaku Hero
I don't really get what
happened, but I'm glad.
[20:58] Otaku Hero
Welcome back, Pink-chan.
[21:05] Otaku Hero
And thanks, everyone!
[21:06] Otaku Hero
Without... your help...
[21:08] Kyotaro
They okay like this?
[21:14] Otaku Hero
Right here, on this day,
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[21:16] Otaku Hero
three magical girls have rejoined forces!
[21:19] Otaku Hero
Anarchy! Blue! Pink!
[21:23] Otaku Hero
With the true power
of the Revolutionary Army,
[21:25] Otaku Hero
our true determination,
[21:27] Otaku Hero
we're going to teach
the Shobon Army a lesson!
[21:30] Otaku Hero
Our war is just beginning!
[21:32] Otaku Mobs
Yeah!
[21:35] Kyotaro
Now that's a red flag!
[23:08] Idol
Hi, everyone!
[23:09] Idol
Today is my debut concert!
Thank you for coming!
SIGN Yay!
SIGN My Memories
with Pink-Chan
[23:16] Idol
Here we go! One, two, three, four!
SIGN Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN Ooh, yahoo!
[23:25] narrator
A tranquil moment, a turbulent unrest.
[23:28] narrator
Dazzling memories.
[23:31] narrator
A towering hatred runs amok
[23:33] narrator
on roads leading hither
and thither and nowhere at all.
[23:36] narrator
The avatar of destruction
descends from above.
SIGN Destroy!!!
E3 - PESSIMISTIC OVERDRIVE
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[00:23] Otaku Hero
What is that?
[00:30] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[00:32] Otaku Hero
Girls?!
[02:11] Kyotaro
Yeah.
[02:12] Kyotaro
With all the otaku from Ariake,
things sure are getting lively.
[02:17] Anarchy
I'm sure they'll help the
Revolutionary Army make an impact.
[02:20] Pink
Gobo-bo, gobo. Gobo gobo-go?
[02:20] Blue (P)
"But will they cooperate with the army?"
[02:24] Otaku Hero
The majority will.
[02:25] Anarchy
We should just make them.
[02:28] Anarchy
Some of them already
follow us around anyway.
[02:30] Pink
Gobo. Gobo gobo gobo.
[02:30] Blue (P)
"They'll start to get restless
if you force them, though."
[02:34] Otaku Hero
That's the problem.
[02:36] Otaku Hero
If we're going to capture
their otaku hearts,
[02:38] Otaku Hero
we need to lead by example!
[02:39] Blue
Ooh, that pose gets my juices flowing!
[02:43] Kyotaro
Whoa!
[02:43] Kyotaro
Some tourists have arrived!
[02:47] Kyotaro
I guess Akiba tours are
a hit in the current day.
[02:51] Slayer
Ladies and gentlemen,
[02:52] Slayer
welcome to Old Akihabara,
the Priority Otaku Protection Zone.
[02:57] Passengers
Ooh!
[02:58] Passenger
Is that a cringemobile convoy?
I've never seen a real one!
[03:01] Passenger
Crazy!
[03:11] Passenger
The otaku are coming out!
[03:13] Passengers
Wow!
[03:17] Anarchy
Nobody said this was a tourist spot.
[03:21] Anarchy
We ain't a sideshow, damn it!
[03:31] Passenger
Now that's a wild otaku! They've got a bite!
[03:35] Kid
But they sure look dorky.
[03:37] Mother
That's because they love wearing t-shirts
with drawings of anime girls.
[03:41] Father
The otaku might try to kidnap you,
so stay far away from them, okay?
[03:46] Slayer
You most likely won't see any violent,
wild otaku outside of this area,
[03:52] Slayer
but if you do happen to spot one,
please contact the nearest SSC official.
[04:02] Anarchy
Serves you right! Get yer asses outta here!
[04:04] Anarchy
Peeping moron perverts!
[04:06] Kyotaro
I wish you'd think about me sometimes.
[04:12] Blue
I'm getting hungry, too.
[04:14] Otaku Hero
Well, it's been a while
since we've all gotten together,
[04:17] Otaku Hero
so why don't we hold a rally?
[04:23] Otaku Hero
Here you go.
[04:25] Bouncer
Very well, sir. Please.
[04:28] Maids
Welcome home, Master! Mistresses!
[04:33] Otaku Hero
Hiya.
[04:34] Head Maid
We haven't seen you in a while,
Otaku Hero-sama.
[04:37] Anarchy
We're here, too, you know.
[04:39] Head Maid
But of course you are.
[04:41] Anarchy
Oh wow, you aren't into this at all!
[04:43] Blue
You're nice to Otaku Hero-sama
but give us the cold shoulder?
[04:46] Head Maid
That isn't true at all.
[04:48] Head Maid
This way, please.
[04:51] Anarchy
So? What are we eating?
[04:53] Pink
Gobo gobo?
[04:54] Blue
Nah, they wouldn't have
anything gooey like that here.
[04:57] Pink
Gobo...
[04:58] Anarchy
I'll go ahead and order.
[05:01] Anarchy
This and this and two of these.
SIGN Merry-Go-Round Go-Go♥Parfait
SIGN Large Fried Oysters Riding the Big Ship
SIGN French Fries with Gusto
SIGN Onion Ring Potato Set
SIGN Pretty Potato Set
SIGN Thin-Roasted Crispy Potatoes
SIGN Shakagori Potatoes
SIGN Super Crispy Potatoes
SIGN Whole Baked Potato
SIGN Hot and Fluffy Buttered Potato
SIGN Let's Go Early Star 4
SIGN Snow White Snowden
SIGN The Gentleman's Irish Cobbler
SIGN The Queen's May Queen
[05:04] Lead Maid
Right away.
[05:08] Kyotaro
This is heaven! Heaven, I say!
[05:10] Blue
We'll get bored waiting. Wanna play a game?
[05:14] Blue
The loser has to treat everyone.
[05:18] Blue
A quiz as old as time!
[05:20] Kyotaro
Yay!
[05:22] Blue
There is no 'N' in the name
of this marilyny-mansony rock star!
[05:27] Blue
Who is it, Otaku Hero-sama?
[05:29] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[05:29] Blue
Yes? And it is?
[05:31] Otaku Hero
You gotta be kidding!
[05:34] Otaku Hero
Marilyso Massososo?
[05:36] Magical girls
Aww.
[05:37] Blue
Unfortunately, Otaku Hero-sama now
has to play a penalty game!
[05:42] Magical girls
Yay!
[05:42] Magical girls
Yippee!
[05:43] Kyotaro
A textbook first move advantage.
[05:46] Otaku Hero
It was a trap!
[05:49] Otaku Hero
You were ready for bondage?!
[05:52] Blue
We're gonna grab and grope every
inch of your body, Otaku Hero-sama.
[05:56] Blue
Try to hold back, okay?!
[05:58] Anarchy
Oh, I get it. This does look fun.
[06:01] Anarchy
Vroom...
[06:03] Anarchy
Y-Your body does have some... hard parts.
[06:06] Blue
Vroom...
[06:08] Blue
I can feel it!
Your body heat, Otaku Hero-sama!
[06:12] Pink
Gobo...
[06:14] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[06:17] Kyotaro
You sure this isn't a reward?
[06:21] Blue
Vroo—
[06:24] Anarchy
What do you think you're reaching for?
[06:26] Blue
His dk.
[06:27] Anarchy**
They won't let you say it!
[06:28] Pink
Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[06:31] Blue
What?! His nipples are erect!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
Damn it! I can't let them
have their way with me!
[06:53] Unit-@
The otaku crawl to the surface like vermin.
[06:58] Unit-@
How many of them are there?
[07:01] Shobon
Then why don't you exterminate them?
[07:04] Shobon
I've been hearing some bad rumors.
[07:07] Unit-@
Shobon-sama!
[07:09] Unit-@
Are the three magical girls together again?
[07:12] Shobon
At this rate, the otaku will get
the wrong message.
[07:15] Shobon
I'd like you to squash them
while they're still getting ready to act.
[07:19] Unit-@
SSC!
[07:23] Unit-@
How are Peloce's preparations coming?
[07:25] Mechanic
Already finished.
[07:28] Unit-@
Now I can finally fulfill it.
[07:30] Unit-@
My destiny, my reason for living!
[07:34] Unit-@
Ready for launch!
[07:35] Mechanic
Roger that!
SIGN What's the best way
to handle otaku?
SIGN Tolerance
SIGN Extermination
SIGN Who should be more
privileged in society?
SIGN Otaku
SIGN Normies
[07:44] Unit-@
Otaku are such unsanitary,
unbelievably selfish people.
[07:49] Unit-@
I learned that the hard way.
[07:51] Unit-@
They don't have any good parts; only bad.
[07:54] Unit-@
I have no greater enemy in this world.
[07:57] Mechanic
Arms finished. Legs next!
[08:02] Mechanic
Start masking.
[08:04] Mechanic
Keep those decals right on the edges!
[08:09] Unit-@
They can't appreciate the real thing.
[08:15] Unit-@
They live inside their
feelings. A pathetic race.
[08:22] Unit-@
That's why I decided
[08:25] Unit-@
to eliminate the otaku with my own hands!
[08:29] Unit-@
I had to go through hell to get this far.
[08:40] Mechanic
All systems ready for launch!
[08:42] Unit-@
Peloce, coming!
[08:54] crowd
Good luck!
[08:55] crowd
Go get them!
[09:00] Unit-@
You just wait, Otaku Hero!
[09:07] Passengers
Whoa!
[09:09] Slayer
Since we're already here,
shall we watch in secret?
[09:16] Military Otaku
Incoming! Incoming!
[09:20] Unit-@
Where are you, Otaku Hero?
[09:24] Unit-@
Filthy insects!
[09:32] Unit-@
Right there!
[09:37] Unit-@
I've found you now.
[09:40] Unit-@
Otaku Hero, come out and fight me!
[09:47] Unit-@
Huh?
[09:49] Otaku Hero
Ah! H-Hey! No! Not right there!
[09:54] Anarchy
Huh? What's that?
[09:56] Otaku Hero
Seriously, stop! I can't hold it anymore!
[09:59] Otaku Hero
I surrender! I surrender!
[10:01] Anarchy
It's so big.
[10:01] Otaku Hero
Let's just say you won! Okay?
[10:02] Anarchy
This is the fifth floor.
[10:04] Pink
Go-bobo, gobo gobo-bobo.
[10:05] Blue
It certainly isn't
a very pretty face, is it?
[10:08] Kyotaro
A total derp face.
[10:10] Blue
You aren't kidding.
[10:12] Otaku Hero
Stop it!
[10:14] Unit-@
Is that him?
[10:16] Unit-@
Is that really Otaku Hero?
And the magical girls?
[10:21] Unit-@
I put myself through hell to fight them*?*
[10:25] Unit-@
Does my life count for anything?!
[10:32] Cringemobile Driver
That engine sound!
[10:37] Anarchy
What?
[10:38] Anarchy
He must be one of the bad ones.
[10:40] Anarchy
The hell you think you doing?!
[10:41] Unit-@
I'm from SSC.
One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[10:45] Unit-@
Unit-@!
[10:46] Blue
Did he say SSC?
[10:48] Pink
Gobo gobo-bo.
[10:49] Blue (P)
"And one of the Heavenly Kings?"
[10:50] Anarchy
And you came all this way to pick a fight?
[10:53] Unit-@
I was ordered to exterminate
Otaku Hero and you magical girls.
[10:57] Unit-@
This Peloce and I are your opponents now.
[11:00] Unit-@
Fight me!
[11:01] Anarchy
You asked for it!
[11:03] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo-bo gobo.
[11:05] Blue
The first Heavenly King
is always the weakest!
[11:08] All three
Transform!
SIGN Transform
SIGN Self-Righteousness
SIGN Hope
SIGN Love
SIGN Transience
SIGN Transformation Complete
[12:10] All three
Magical girls, on the scene!
[12:12] Otaku Hero
The rope is digging in!
[12:14] Anarchy
Let's go!
[12:19] Anarchy
Heaven's Flyswatter!
[12:28] Anarchy
Huh?
[12:29] Pink
Gobo?
[12:29] Blue
That fast?
[12:31] Blue
He comes so fast!
[12:38] Unit-@
This isn't Sunday.
[12:40] Unit-@
No pedestrian zone today. Lucky for me!
[12:54] Cringemobile Driver
It must be. It's him!
[13:07] Pink
Gobo-bo!
[13:11] Pink
Gobo-bo-bo-bo gobo-bo-bo bo-bo!
[13:13] Blue
Ow! But I think I kinda like it!
[13:19] Unit-@
These are the Revolutionary
Army's trump cards?
[13:23] Pink
Gobo...
[13:25] Blue
Oh, no...
[13:26] Blue
It hurts so good!
[13:27] Unit-@
Quit treating this like a joke!
[13:32] Kyotaro
Meep! Bwah!
[13:34] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[13:36] Pink
Go... Gobo bobo...
[13:45] Anarchy
Ow, ow, ow. That robotic junk pile!
[13:52] Anarchy
All right!
[13:54] Anarchy
Ow!
[14:04] Otaku Hero
Girls, you okay?
[14:06] Anarchy
That hurt.
[14:08] Pink
Gobo.
[14:10] Blue
Th-That was a little too rough!
[14:13] Otaku Hero
You can't face that huge, fast unit alone!
[14:16] Otaku Hero
The three of you have to combine forces!
[14:18] Pink
Gobo gobo?
[14:20] Anarchy
The three of us?
[14:21] Blue
Combine?
[14:23] Blue
You mean...
[14:29] Otaku Hero
I'll help, too!
[14:31] Blue
You mean a four-way?!
[14:34] Blue
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[14:36] Blue
My body is ready!
[14:38] Anarchy
Hey! Don't go alone, you horny witch!
[14:41] Anarchy
Damn it!
[14:44] Kyotaro
And I get left behind.
[15:03] Anarchy
Screw you!
[15:05] Unit-@
That all you got, magical girls?
[15:18] Blue
Say, Terumi-chan.
[15:20] Anarchy
It's Anarchy-chan!
[15:21] Blue
Otaku Hero-sama said we
have to combine, right?
[15:26] Anarchy
But combine how?
[15:28] Pink
Gobo gobo. Gobo!
[15:29] Blue
Right!
[15:30] Blue
If we let Otaku Hero-sama's
imagination open our shells,
[15:35] Blue
we can stop that guy from coming so fast!
[15:37] Anarchy
Why would we do that?
[15:39] Pink
Gobo.
[15:39] Unit-@
Whatever you're planning,
you will never defeat me!
[15:54] Cringemobile Driver
It's you.
[15:55] Cringemobile Driver
I see you, following the traffic rules!
[16:00] Otaku Hero
The girls...
[16:03] Otaku Hero
Is he... Then maybe...!
[16:06] Anarchy
What the hell is his problem?
[16:08] Blue
Let's hurry! Let's hurry up and combine!
[16:12] Anarchy
Oh, no!
[16:14] Unit-@
Now, the final blow!
[16:18] Anarchy
Eww.
[16:18] Blue
Oh, gross.
[16:25] Blue
That's nasty.
[16:27] Anarchy
One hit from that would tear us to bits!
[16:30] Otaku Hero
Girls!
[16:36] Unit-@
You're split up now!
[16:44] Anarchy
Idiot! Asshole! SSC's a bunch of virgins!
[16:48] Unit-@
You won't get away!
[16:53] Unit-@
What's that?
[16:54] Unit-@
Damn it! Get out of my way!
[16:58] Unit-@
What's happening? I can't move. Why?
[17:01] Cringemobile Driver
Of course you can't.
[17:03] Cringemobile Driver
Not a car lover like you.
[17:05] Unit-@
Come on!
[17:09] Unit-@
What now?
[17:11] Unit-@
I can't move!
[17:13] Otaku Hero
Girls! Hit it now!
[17:15] Magical girls
Triple Destroy!
[17:27] Unit-@
Damn it! Move, move!
[17:30] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[17:31] Blue
Injection complete. Get him!
[17:34] Anarchy
Let's give it to him.
[17:38] Unit-@
How can they do this to me?!
[17:59] Unit-@
It isn't over. I haven't lost yet.
[18:04] Otaku Hero
No, you'll never win.
[18:07] Unit-@
How would you know?
[18:09] Otaku Hero
You used to be a car otaku, right?
[18:12] Otaku Hero
You were probably brainwashed
or something by SSC.
[18:16] Unit-@
There's no way that happened.
[18:18] Otaku Hero
The fact that you didn't
damage a single car,
[18:20] Otaku Hero
not even one model, proves it.
[18:28] Otaku Hero
An otaku's heart still burns inside you.
[18:30] Otaku Hero
It will never go out!
[18:34] Unit-@
No.
[18:36] Unit-@
I don't even like cars.
[18:39] Unit-@
I'm not an otaku!
[18:41] Unit-@
And cars? Cars...
[18:46] Unit-@
They're so...
[18:49] Unit-@
I'm... I'm... a car otaku?
[18:55] Slayer
Damn NPC!
[18:59] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[18:59] Anarchy
Wha—?
[18:59] Blue
Ha—?
[18:59] Pink
Bo—?
[19:07] Anarchy
Wh-What?!
[19:37] Otaku Hero
Who are you?
[19:43] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan?
[19:45] Anarchy
What the hell?
[19:50] Anarchy
Heaven's Aegis!
[20:02] Pink
Gobo, gobo...
[20:04] Blue
I'm not into pain without love.
[20:13] Anarchy
Let's do it!
[20:14] Magical girls
Triple Destroy!
[20:22] Anarchy
Huh?
[20:22] Blue
No way!
[20:23] Pink
Gobo!
[20:37] Otaku Hero
Girls!
[20:41] Slayer
I guess that's that.
[20:52] Otaku Hero
Cringemobile driver guy!
[20:58] Otaku Hero
Cringemobile driver guy...
[21:01] Slayer
What? You piece of shit!
[21:04] Cringemobile driver
I really wanted to take
Anarchy-chan for a drive,
[21:07] Cringemobile driver
but I guess you'll have to do.
[21:09] Cringemobile driver
Cool with you, partner?
[21:16] Slayer
I'll slaughter you!
[21:24] Otaku Hero
Cringemobile driver guy!
[21:29] Anarchy
I didn't know SSC had people like that.
[21:33] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo.
[21:35] Blue
Definitely.
[21:37] Blue (P)
"They aren't fooling around." I guess not.
[21:45] Anarchy
What is this? What is this awful feeling?
[23:25] Narrator
It turns. Time turns. Oh, how the age turns.
[23:29] Narrator
Turning and turning into a swim meet.
[23:31] Narrator
An otaku's secret love sinks
and rises in the Kanda river.
[23:37] Narrator
A legend revives.
E4 - R U READY?
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[00:03] Shobon
You have absolutely no intention to repent,
[00:05] Shobon
and you've made no effort
to improve your attitude.
[00:10] Shobon
That's something I really like about you.
[00:13] Shobon
But let me tell you one thing.
[00:16] Shobon
You'll cause me a lot of trouble
if you pull something like that again.
[00:21] Shobon
Because that isn't a part of my script.
[00:25] Shobon
All right, you can go.
[00:28] Slayer
Hmph.
[00:33] Shobon
Well, then.
[00:36] Shobon
What's on the books for today?
SIGN Maid Cafe & Bar
WELCOME HOME
Would you like to play with
some maids?
All-You-Can-Drink
1 Hour, 2000 Yen
Fuwa Fuwa!!
Hours: 17:00-26:00
SIGN New Release
SIGN All the Rage!
SIGN Cringemobile
SIGN Open the Door to a New Age
Light Up the World
[02:36] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan?
[02:41] Anarchy
What do you think, Otaku Hero,
[02:44] Anarchy
about that "Slayer" or whatever?
[02:46] Anarchy
Nobody ever told me we'd
have enemies like that.
[02:49] Otaku Hero
Yeah. I was surprised, too.
[02:53] Anarchy
Oh, did you come to check on me
because you were worried?
[02:57] Otaku Hero
Huh? Uh, yeah!
[02:59] Otaku Hero
The battles are probably gonna get
even worse from here on out, but...
[03:03] Otaku Hero
But...
[03:04] Otaku Hero
Let's all work together and do our best!
[03:07] Anarchy
Oh, come on! That's such a corny line.
[03:12] Anarchy
But... I guess I feel a little better now.
[03:16] Anarchy
Thanks.
[03:20] Otaku Hero
I was going to ask her
to magically fix my broken toy,
[03:24] Otaku Hero
but it didn't feel like the right time.
[03:28] Pink
Gobo.
[03:30] Otaku Hero
Can you fix it?
[03:31] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[03:32] Blue & Anarchy
"Resin parts deteriorate due to
UV exposure and plasticizer leakage."
[03:38] Otaku Hero
Hmm.
[03:39] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobogobo...
[03:39] Blue (P)
"It's unavoidable when you're dealing
with toys and plastic models."
[03:44] Otaku Hero
Is it really?
[03:45] Pink
Gobogobo gobogobo...
[03:45] Blue (P)
"When they shrink
and start to lose flexibility,
[03:48] Blue (P)
they get very stiff
and become easier to break."
[03:51] Blue
What?!
[03:51] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[03:52] Blue
For me, stiff is so much better than limp and soft!
[03:55] Kyotaro
Stop that talk right now!
[03:57] Otaku Hero
Do you think it can be fixed?
[03:59] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo go go gobobo...
[03:59] Blue (P)
"Chemical magic is actually my specialty."
[04:03] Otaku Hero
Oh, then please fix it!
SIGN Transform
SIGN Self-Righteousness
SIGN Hope
SIGN Love
SIGN Transience
SIGN Transformation Complete
[04:23] Otaku Hero
Wow, that's awesome!
[04:28] Otaku Hero
Whoa! What the what?!
[04:36] Kyotaro
Toys these days sure are fancy.
[04:39] Otaku Hero
Pink-chan, what did you inject it with?
[04:41] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[04:41] Blue (P)
"Self-rejuvenating magic for resin parts."
[04:44] Otaku Hero
There's no way that's all that was!
[04:46] Pink
Gobogobo, gobo gobo gobobobo...
[04:47] Blue (P)
"Also Panax ginseng, pit viper elixir,
royal jelly, and a touch of energy magic."
[04:53] Blue (P)
"Also—"
[04:53] Otaku Hero
Fine! I've heard enough.
[04:57] Otaku Hero
Wait for me!
[05:07] Kyotaro
Oh, is this the scene where you you
get offered a silver and gold Godeen?
[05:11] Otaku Hero
I took such good care of it!
[05:13] Otaku Hero
I had to save up money
from my job just to buy a used one!
[05:16] Old Leader
Hold it!
[05:20] Old Leader
This right here's our turf.
Trespassers are not allowed!
[05:24] Kyotaro
Who the hell are you?!
[05:26] Old Leader
We dwell here in the Akiba Liberated Zone.
[05:29] Old Leader
The Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!
SIGN Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune
[05:32] Kyotaro
How lame. What do these old fogies want?
[05:34] Otaku Hero
Just like us,
[05:36] Otaku Hero
they must have run from Shobon's guys
and hid out here in the Liberated Zone.
[05:39] Kyotaro
Why aren't we on the same side, then?!
[05:41] Old Leader
Hmph!
[05:42] Otaku Hero
It looks like we don't make
the grade for some reason.
[05:45] Kyotaro
You mean like that "in-group hate" stuff?
[05:47] Kyotaro
We're all otaku here, gang.
[05:49] Otaku Hero
That's right. Listen to me!
[05:51] Otaku Hero
I didn't come here to fight you.
[05:53] Otaku Hero
I only want to get my Godeen
that fell in the river.
[05:57] Old Leader
Unacceptable.
[05:58] Kyotaro
Howat?
[05:58] Otaku Hero
Why?
[05:59] Old Leader
In the chaos of the riots three years ago,
[06:02] Old Leader
my brothers from another mother and I were
afraid our valuables would be confiscated,
[06:06] Old Leader
so we threw them all into the Kanda River.
[06:09] Old Leader
So the Kanda River is the final resting
place for countless historical artifacts.
[06:13] Old Leader
It's the ruins of Akihabara!
[06:15] Old A
That's right!
[06:15] Old A
You're just making excuses
to take our stuff!
[06:17] Old B
You're trying to sell them
on the net, even though
[06:19] Old B
you don't even know their value, I say!
[06:22] Kyotaro
How did they know?
[06:23] Otaku Hero
No, we aren't, we aren't!
[06:24] Anarchy
So what he's saying is,
[06:26] Anarchy
we've got to beat them up and take it by force?
[06:29] Anarchy
We thought we heard some kind of crowd,
and once we got here...
[06:32] Pink
Goho, goho...
[06:32] Blue (P)
"It reeked of old people."
[06:35] Blue
I kind of like that older-man smell, though.
[06:37] Kyotaro
Nobody asked you!
[06:38] Anarchy
I don't care about your
stupid valuables or whatever.
[06:40] Anarchy
Rivers belong to everybody, right?
[06:42] Anarchy
What kind of adults would try
to monopolize a river?
[06:45] Old A
Damn you, magical girl!
[06:47] Old B
The scourge of all Akihabara!
[06:49] Anarchy
Huff! Puff!
[06:50] Anarchy
Anything else on your minds,
you middle-aged grunts?
[06:54] Old Leader
Yeah! Come get a piece of this, you brats!
SIGN Menacing
[06:59] Otaku Hero
Hey! Stop it, stop it!
[07:01] Otaku Hero
These aren't the people
we need to be fighting.
[07:03] Otaku Hero
Are they?
[07:06] Kyotaro
Then you gonna give up on Godeen?
[07:08] Otaku Hero
I don't know.
[07:09] Mai
Papa, please stop it!
[07:11] Old Leader
Th-That voice...
[07:14] Old Leader
It's you!
[07:16] Mai
Papa, please stop all this
and just come home!
[07:21] Old Leader
Drat!
[07:22] Mai
Mom is worried about you.
[07:24] Old Leader
Didn't I tell you
never to come here,
[07:26] Old Leader
Yumi?
[07:27] Mai
My name is Mai!
[07:28] Mai
Quit calling me the name of an
anime character from before I was born!
[07:31] Yu
Dad, I've been really worried about you, too!
[07:34] Old B
There is no longer any reason
for me to return, I say.
[07:37] Yu
Would you quit the "I say" stuff?
It's so embarrassing!
[07:39] Old Leader
You both need to go home, Mami-chan.
[07:41] Yu
Why do you keep calling me that? I'm Yu!
[07:45] Mai
Papa! Would you cut it out?!
[07:47] Kyotaro
Come on!
[07:48] Yu
How can you act like this at your age?
[07:48] Kyotaro
Oh, man. What have we walked into?
[07:53] Otaku Hero
It looks like some of them left
their families to come here.
[07:56] Anarchy
I don't care if they're married
or have kids. It doesn't matter!
[07:59] Anarchy
Even when we're persecuted,
we're determined to live as otaku!
[08:02] Anarchy
That makes us equals, right?
[08:04] Otaku Hero
I guess so. We're the same.
[08:07] Otaku Hero
We're all otaku.
[08:09] Otaku Hero
But then why are we having so much
trouble relating to those guys?
[08:16] Blue
The solution is simple, isn't it?
[08:19] Anarchy
Blue?
[08:20] Blue
It's been like this forever.
[08:21] Blue
The best way to become friends is...
SIGN Ba-thump! Kanda River Swim Meet
Full!? of Magical Girls
[08:30] Kyotaro
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
[08:32] Kyotaro
It's about time to begin the Ba-thump!
[08:34] Kyotaro
Kanda River Swim Meet Full of Magical Girls!
[08:37] Kyotaro
You might even get to see something slip!
[08:39] Anarchy
All right!
[08:42] Blue
I'll knock you out!
[08:45] Pink
Gobo. Gobo.
[08:47] Anarchy
Yeah.
[08:47] Blue
Woo.
[08:49] Kyotaro
The Revolutionary Otaku Army team
is all fired up and ready to go!
[08:52] Kyotaro
How about the Otaku Commune side?
[08:54] Old Leader
A swim meet is a relatively crunk idea.
[08:57] Old B
Brings me right back to the '80s, I say!
[08:59] Mai
Wait, Papa!
[09:02] Mai
Why do we have to play?
[09:04] Yu
Why am I even dressed like this?
[09:06] Old Leader
You're doin' great, Mami-chan!
[09:08] Kyotaro
They're all fired up, too!
[09:10] Otaku Hero
But why a swim meet?
[09:12] Blue
Old timers used to say
that skin-to-skin contact
[09:15] Blue
is the best way to get to know someone.
[09:18] Old Leader
In the past, the Kanda River was full of
industrial waste and household wastewater.
[09:24] Old Leader
It was called the river of death,
as no living creature could survive in it.
[09:27] Old Leader
But in 1987,
[09:29] Old Leader
the Ochiai Water Reclamation Center
started advanced wastewater treatment,
[09:32] Old Leader
and the water became so clean
it was almost unrecognizable.
[09:35] Old Leader
So clean, in fact, that it
is now possible to hold swim meets.
[09:39] Blue
What he said.
[09:40] Otaku Hero
Seriously?
[09:41] Kyotaro
Onto the first game!
SIGN Wobbly Floating
Obstacle Race!!
[09:42] Kyotaro
The Wobbly Floating Obstacle Race!
[09:45] Crowd
Yay!
[09:46] Kyotaro
Contestants must race toward the
goal across platforms placed in the water,
[09:50] Kyotaro
all while avoiding various obstacles!
[09:52] Kyotaro
Well then, on your marks,
SIGN START
[09:55] Kyotaro
get set...
[09:56] Anarchy
Go for it, Blue!
[09:58] Blue
No problem!
[09:59] Old B
Go forth, I say, my son!
[10:01] Old Leader
Good luck, Mami-chan!
[10:02] Yu
What did I say?!
[10:03] Kyotaro
Start!
[10:05] Blue
Oh, stop!
[10:06] Yu
Wah!
[10:08] Blue
Oh, staahp!
[10:11] audience
Whoa!
[10:13] Blue
Unghh! They're staring at me!
[10:15] Blue
They're watching me get totally humiliated!
[10:17] Blue
Oh, please! Please stop
branding me with your hot gaze!
[10:20] Blue
Wait, stare more!
[10:32] Yu
Why is this happening to me?
[10:41] Blue
I... have lost!
SIGN Contestant Blue Retires!!
[10:44] Kyotaro
The Commune for the win!
SIGN Contestant Blue Retires!!
[10:46] all
All right!
[10:46] Old Leader
We did won!
[10:48] Anarchy
God damn it!
[10:49] Otaku Hero
I don't get this game.
[10:51] Kyotaro
Onto the next game!
[10:52] Kyotaro
Jiggle-Joggle Water Sumo!
SIGN Jiggle!?Joggle!?
Water Sumo!
SIGN Mainofuji
[10:55] Kyotaro
From the west, Mainofuji.
[11:00] Kyotaro
From the east, Asapinkryu.
SIGN Asapinkryu
[11:05] Pink
Gobo!
[11:06] Anarchy
Go, Pink!
[11:08] Otaku Hero
Something doesn't look right.
[11:09] Kyotaro
All right, hands down, energy up...
[11:12] Kyotaro
Still in! Still in, still in, still in!
[11:15] Kyotaro
Still in! Still in!
[11:17] Mai
There's no way!
[11:20] Pink
Gobo!
[11:22] Kyotaro
Asapinkryu!
SIGN Victor
Asapinkryu
[11:25] Yu
Um,
[11:26] Yu
I found this on the ground.
[11:29] Kyotaro
Could it be?
[11:30] Otaku Hero
That's the medicine Pink-chan
[11:31] Blue
shoots up when she wants to feel good!
[11:34] Kyotaro
Eh, the round did go to Asapinkryu,
[11:38] Kyotaro
but due to violation
of no-doping regulations,
[11:40] Kyotaro
Mainofuji wins!
[11:42] all
Wow! Yay!
[11:43] Old Leader
You did it, Emi!
[11:44] Mai
What did I say?!
[11:45] Anarchy
Pink!
[11:46] Otaku Hero
No doping! Ever!
[11:49] Kyotaro
And now, the final game!
[11:50] Kyotaro
Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight!
SIGN Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight
[11:53] Kyotaro
First to three points wins,
so we may see an upset!
[11:56] Kyotaro
Both teams, on your marks,
[11:59] Kyotaro
start!
[12:01] Kyotaro
Right after these commercials.
SIGN Up Next:
Something Terrible Happens!?
[12:08] Kyotaro
Well then, once again,
we're back to the wet chicken fight.
[12:13] Kyotaro
A team wins when they take their
opponent's hat or knock the other team over.
[12:17] Kyotaro
On your marks, get set...
[12:21] Kyotaro
Stuartro!
[12:24] Otaku Hero
Let's go, Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[12:26] Blue
Yo!
[12:26] Pink
Gobobo!
[12:27] Otaku Hero
Counting on you, Anarchy-chan!
[12:28] Anarchy
Leave it to me!
[12:35] Anarchy
Damn it! That isn't fair, you two!
[12:37] Mai
Why do I have to do this?
[12:40] Otaku Hero
I totally believe that this
will help us get along better!
[12:45] Old Leader
Horse crap!
[12:46] Old Leader
You and I are fundamentally different!
[12:49] Otaku Hero
I don't think that at all!
[12:50] Otaku Hero
Exactly what is so
different between you and me?
[12:54] Old Leader
If you don't know, I shall tell you.
[12:56] Old Leader
Otaku hobbies are accepted these days.
[12:58] Old Leader
People speak of them like
they're any common hobby.
[13:01] Old Leader
In the past, otaku were gloomy
folks who avoided other people.
[13:05] Old Leader
They pursued their hobbies
quietly and in private!
SIGN Advance Interview!!
[13:08] Old Leader
We collected information
in the shadows, hiding from the public,
[13:11] Old Leader
bought merchandise
with our faces covered up,
[13:14] Old Leader
and if we slipped up
and were exposed to others,
[13:16] Old Leader
we'd be labeled "grody!" and ostracized.
[13:19] Old Leader
We lived through
an extremely challenging age!
[13:21] Old Leader
However,
SIGN Kiss!
[13:22] Old Leader
today's otaku can acquire quality
merchandise and reliable info freely,
SIGN Title Search
SIGN Figurines
SIGN Plastic Models
SIGN Male Characters
SIGN Female Characters
SIGN Stores
SIGN Figurines
SIGN Plastic Models
[13:27] Old Leader
without any true effort!
[13:29] Old Leader
They assemble on the street in daylight,
[13:31] Old Leader
and furthermore, even have the nerve
to take pride in being otaku!
[13:35] Old Leader
It's as if they're bragging,
"my hobby isn't gross!"
[13:39] Otaku Hero
But otaku are all still
being persecuted today.
[13:42] Otaku Hero
So there's no reason for us to fight!
[13:45] Old Leader
That persecution is because you young otaku
[13:48] Old Leader
couldn't figure it out
and tried to stick out!
[13:51] Old Leader
Open your eyes!
[13:52] Old Leader
Otaku are beings that should
not see the light of day!
[13:55] Old Leader
To hell with "otaku culture" and "Akiba culture"!
[13:58] Old Leader
Why haven't you realized
that the recognition you
[14:01] Old Leader
think you finally earned
is only an illusion!
[14:06] Anarchy
Hey, Otaku Hero! I'm losing it!
[14:09] Otaku Hero
You can't actually believe that
everything happening now is because of us?!
[14:14] Old Leader
In my own case,
[14:15] Old Leader
I didn't want to leave my family
and come to a place like this.
[14:19] Old B
'Tis true.
[14:19] Old B
Due to the recent incident,
otaku, like ourselves, who have families
[14:23] Old B
were forced to confess
their true otaku nature,
[14:26] Old B
after keeping it hidden for so long!
SIGN Spited Away
[14:29] Old B
To confess that we like anime,
we like tokusatsu,
SIGN Animaje
[14:31] Old B
we adore magical girls
with colorful hairstyles!
[14:34] Old B
To confess that our storage rooms
are full of old posters,
[14:37] Old B
store displays, and drama LPs!
[14:40] Old Leader
I still have nightmares on the regular
of my family's reactions when they found out.
[14:44] Mai
It was already totally obvious!
[14:46] Yu
At Obon and New Year's you'd always go,
"I'm off to Odaiba, I say!" and leave us!
[14:50] Old Leader
If not for these circumstances,
I never would have lost my family!
[14:57] Otaku Hero
But now and then are different!
[15:00] Otaku Hero
Why aren't you happier
that we can watch anime
[15:04] Otaku Hero
and buy merch without any resistance now?
[15:06] Otaku Hero
Otaku shouldn't have to sneak around
and hide from society.
[15:09] Otaku Hero
We should... hold our heads up high!
[15:12] Old Leader
Aah! His youth is overpowering!
[15:14] Old B
It's blinding, I say!
[15:15] Anarchy
That's good, that's good!
[15:17] Blue
That's the spirit!
[15:18] Otaku Hero
Most importantly,
[15:20] Otaku Hero
right now we have magical girls
who never existed before with us.
[15:23] Otaku Hero
If you really do like magical girls,
[15:25] Otaku Hero
then join these three
real-life magical girls
[15:28] Otaku Hero
and help us reclaim the world we want!
[15:31] Old Leader
Ridiculous!
[15:32] Old A
Magical girls belong in anime!
They belong in manga!
[15:36] Old Leader
They shine because they are a fantasy!
[15:38] Old Leader
Magical girls in real life?
Perish the thought!
[15:40] Old B
They haven't even the power to light
a grain-of-wheat bulb, I say!
[15:44] Old Leader
Or to rephrase...
[15:45] three otaku
...they lack elegance!
[15:47] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[15:47] Blue (P)
"What the hell are they on about?"
[15:50] Blue
That part got to you?
[15:52] Anarchy
Hold on, Otaku Hero! Wha—!
[15:54] Blue
Otaku Hero-sama, hold it together!
[15:56] Otaku Hero
Oops! The Revolutionary Army is in a pinch!
[16:00] Otaku Hero
I know that we've lived in different times
and might not see eye-to-eye,
[16:05] Otaku Hero
but all we want is a world
where we can like what we want to like!
[16:09] Otaku Hero
I know we're fighting for the same thing!
[16:17] Otaku Hero
Maybe we'll never be able to get along.
[16:30] OH; Blue; Anarchy
SSC!
[16:30] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[16:33] Shobon
Sorry to interrupt your playtime,
[16:36] Shobon
but I have plans, too, you know.
[16:39] Kyotaro
Oh, boy!
[16:40] Kyotaro
Three giant mecha have suddenly appeared!
[16:43] Kyotaro
Whatever will happen to the swim meet?
[16:48] Old Leader
T-Take cover!
[16:52] Otaku Hero
Why now?
[16:53] Anarchy
Pull your head outta your ass!
[16:55] Blue
Now isn't the time
to feel sorry for yourself!
[16:57] Otaku Hero
A-All right. Let's get them!
[16:59] Blue & Anarchy
Transform!
[16:59] Pink
Gobogobo!
SIGN Transform
SIGN Self-Righteousness
SIGN Hope
SIGN Love
SIGN Transience
SIGN Transformation Complete
[17:23] Otaku Hero
The swimsuit versions!
[17:26] Anarchy
Let's get 'em, girls!
[17:27] Pink
Gobo!
[17:27] Blue
Hell yeah!
[17:38] Otaku Hero
Girls!
[17:41] Blue
Unghh, they have the upper hand underwater!
[17:47] Mai
Papa, aren't you going to help them?
[17:50] Old Leader
It's their fault that
the world turned out this way.
[17:54] Mai
But the magical girls
are fighting as hard as they can!
[18:02] Anarchy
If we got rid of the water, they'd be toast!
[18:04] Pink
Gobobobobo gobobo. Bogo bogo!
[18:06] Blue
Seriously? That might work!
[18:13] Otaku Hero
Girls!
[18:18] Otaku Hero
Is this my...
[18:19] Otaku Hero
Godeen!
[18:20] Otaku Hero
I'm so glad I found you!
[18:29] Otaku Hero
And is that...
[18:31] Otaku Hero
Godeen?!
[18:33] Old Leader
That's the Popopi corporation's
original Deluxe Super-Die-Cast Godeen!
[18:38] Mai
What's that?
[18:39] Old Leader
The Banban Godeens that
circulate today are only remakes
[18:42] Old Leader
of the mega-hit Super-Die-Cast Series
developed by the Popopi corporation long ago!
[18:50] Old Leader
The Kanda River is amazing!
[18:51] Old B
The resting place
of countless treasures, I say!
[18:54] Pink
Gobo bogo.
[18:54] Blue (P)
"That old toy absorbed
a shot of my special medicine."
[18:58] Anarchy
So doping is allowed for some things?!
[19:02] Old Leader
The ancient one has protected the newcomer.
[19:05] Old Leader
Well...
[19:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
...a world where we can like
what we want to like!
[19:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I know we're fighting for the same thing!
[19:12] Mai
Papa!
[19:13] Old A & B
Leader!
[19:15] Yu
Mister!
[19:20] Anarchy
Damn it!
[19:21] Blue
We need to make an opening!
[19:23] Old Leader
Here we come!
[19:28] magical girls
Oh, no way!
[19:31] Old B
Metamorphose, I say!
[19:34] Old A
Do Whatcha!
[19:36] Old Leader
Twirly-Twirly Tokimeki Makeup!
[19:42] Anarchy
Don't tell me they're...
[19:45] Otaku Hero
...transforming?
[19:48] Old Leader
Ka-ching!
[19:49] Otaku Hero
Nah, of course not.
[19:50] Anarchy
Yeah, right?
[19:52] Mai
Papa!
[19:52] Yu
Dad!
[20:00] Old Leader
Good heavens.
[20:01] Anarchy
Okay, here we go!
[20:04] Anarchy
The death blow!
[20:07] Kyotaro
Whoa! What just happened?!
[20:18] Anarchy & Blue
Combined magic!
[20:18] Pink
Gobogobo gobo! Gobo gobobo
gobo gobobo gobo gobobo!
SIGN Combined Magic!!
We Sucked All the
Water Out of the River!
[20:19] Anarchy & Blue
We sucked all the water out of the river!
[20:22] Otaku Hero
You did it!
SIGN Combined Magic!!
We Sucked All the
Water Out of the River!
[20:23] Old Leader
My word!
[20:25] Anarchy
You sure had your way with us.
[20:28] Blue
Now we turn you into sashimi.
[20:29] Pink
Gobo-bo!
SIGN Dancer Mask
SIGN The Legendary Show Now In a Box Set
SIGN Laserdisc
[20:36] Old mob 1
This is the Dancer Mask LD box!
[20:39] Old Mob 2
This is a real VHD player!
[20:42] mob
It's a mountain of treasure!
[20:45] Yu
Dad, you were so cool... I say!
[20:48] Mai
I'm glad you're okay, Papa.
[20:50] Old Leader
Sorry to make you worry, Emi.
[20:55] Otaku Hero
Thank you.
[20:56] Otaku Hero
With your help, we were
able to defeat the enemy.
[21:00] Otaku Hero
Brave Godeen...
[21:01] Otaku Hero
When I watched the reruns as a kid,
I thought he was so cool.
[21:06] Otaku Hero
You know, back then it never mattered
if you were an otaku or not.
[21:11] Otaku Hero
We could all like what we wanted to
like as much as we wanted.
[21:18] Otaku Hero
I do want us to fight on the same side.
[21:22] Old Leader
Don't misunderstand this.
[21:25] Old Leader
The only reason we lent a hand this time
[21:27] Old Leader
was to protect the
Kanda River's historical artifacts.
[21:30] Old Leader
It wasn't to help the likes of you!
[21:33] Old Leader
Fall back!
[21:38] Otaku Hero
I still think that someday
we'll be able to get along!
[21:41] Otaku Hero
I truly believe we will!
[23:25] narrator
Beyond the city, yet another closed city.
[23:28] narrator
Walls frozen solid.
[23:30] narrator
Blow open a hole to let fresh air into a closed heart.
[23:33] narrator
Inside Mecca, a sleeping MacGuffin.
[23:35] narrator
Climbing to acquire an item.
[23:37] narrator
Yet another incident.
E5 - CLIMBING TO THE HELL
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[00:02] otaku
Yeah, totally.
[00:03] otaku
That's cool.
[00:05] otaku
Aren't you into that?
[00:06] Nick
Okay, next!
SIGN Nick
[00:07] Nick
In Super Galactic Construction
Equipment Yuboger G episode 20,
[00:10] Nick
what finishing attack does
Yunboger use while on the planet Dokachin?
[00:13] Otaku Hero
That's obvious!
[00:16] Otaku Hero
On an infinite train line
that leads to dreams,
[00:19] Otaku Hero
with fangs that pulverize stone,
opening a path to the horizon of the universe,
[00:25] Otaku Hero
he travels 100 million light years.
[00:29] Otaku Hero
Take this! Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
[00:45] Nick
Correct! The key being
that it's not Cosmo, but Cozmo!
[00:49] Otaku Hero
That's easy! So easy.
[00:50] Otaku Hero
For the man who binged
the entire show in three sleepless nights!
SIGN Nick
[00:53] Nick
Hmph. Looks like you're learning
the ropes, Otaku Hero.
[00:58] Otaku Hero
We met some older senpai
who really schooled us on stuff.
[01:02] Otaku Hero
Like how unbelievably vast
and deep the otaku world is
[01:05] Otaku Hero
and how far I still have to go.
SIGN Nick
[01:09] Nick
Your determination is admirable.
[01:11] Nick
Akiba isn't only what
you see on the surface.
SIGN Akihabara Fruit Market
SIGN TV/Radio Parts Specialty Store
SIGN Electrical Meter Specialty Shop
SIGN Central Diner
SIGN Room Coolers
[01:14] Nick
A whole lot has changed over the years.
SIGN Kanda Matsuri
SIGN New Items
In Stock
[01:16] Nick
But that doesn't mean
the past is lost, either.
SIGN Paradise
SIGN Parts Specialists
SIGN Discount PC Shop
[01:19] Nick
The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow,
SIGN Sky of
the Future
SIGN Containing all the lost
original recordings!
Experience the journey
of Yunboger in music!
Pre-orders Begin
May, 5th
[01:23] Nick
and its layers embrace the changing times.
[01:26] Otaku Hero
Hey, that's the line
from Yunboger in episode 119, right?
[01:30] Nick
Gah!
SIGN Nick
[01:32] Nick
Oh, by the way,
[01:34] Otaku Hero
You dodged the question!
[01:35] Nick
No! I mean, I got some info
you might be interested in.
[01:38] Otaku Hero
Info?
[01:40] Nick
Well, just think of it
as an urban legend. Listen up...
SIGN Nick
[03:16] Anarchy
Shibuya?!
[03:18] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[03:19] Otaku Hero
He said if we go to Shibuya, we should be
able to amplify your powers many times over.
[03:25] Anarchy
Amplify?
[03:26] Blue
But it's just an urban legend? Very fishy.
[03:29] Pink
Gobo-bo bobobo bobo.
[03:29] Blue (P)
"Sounds too good to be true."
[03:31] Kyotaro
How would they increase their powers anyway?
[03:34] Otaku Hero
There's a comrade hiding there
who can apparently make a special "drug."
[03:37] Pink
Gobo?
[03:38] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[03:39] Pink
Gobo! Gobobo bo bobo bo!
[03:41] Blue
He doesn't mean that kind of drug!
[03:43] Anarchy
And we're supposed to believe that?
[03:45] Anarchy
Besides, SSC is crawling around
everywhere outside of Akiba.
[03:49] Anarchy
How would we avoid getting caught?
[03:51] Otaku Hero
Good question. Let's use the subway.
SIGN Hachiko Entrance
SIGN Bus Terminal
SIGN Shibuya Station
SIGN East Entrance
[03:54] Anarchy
The subway?
[04:08] Otaku Hero
After Akihabara was locked down,
[04:10] Otaku Hero
the Ginza Line subway was sealed off
at Mitsukoshimae station.
[04:13] Otaku Hero
Trains there are routed back to Shibuya.
[04:17] Otaku Hero
The Mansei Bridge is directly
above the Ginza Line tracks.
[04:21] Otaku Hero
If we walk down the tunnel to Mitsukoshimae,
then it's just a straight shot to Shibuya.
[04:29] Anarchy
This is totally the hard way!
[04:30] Anarchy
It would be a breeze to dig
with magic instead.
[04:34] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan, when you
and the girls use magic,
[04:36] Otaku Hero
it draws too much attention.
[04:38] Blue
Yeah, right! I bet you just
wanted to role play The Great Escape.
[04:42] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[04:43] Otaku Hero
N-No, I didn't!
[04:44] Pink
Ugh, all this digging makes my hips jiggle.
[05:12] Anarchy
Does this look right to you?
[05:14] Otaku Hero
Shibuya used to be packed
with all different types of people.
[05:19] Blue
Now everyone looks the same.
[05:21] Pink
Gobo... bo.
[05:21] Blue (P)
"There are so many people, I wanna puke."
[05:24] Otaku Hero
D-Don't do it, Pink-chan!
[05:26] Otaku Hero
Don't hurl inside your mask!
[05:30] Cofficer
Hold it!
[05:32] Moburyman
I-I told you I'm not an otaku!
[05:34] Cofficer
Protection target spotted
in Shibuya jurisdiction! In pursuit!
[05:38] Cofficer
Secured!
SIGN Hatobaya
SIGN Sky of
the Future
[05:41] Moburyman
Th-That isn't mine!
[05:45] Blue
Bad idea.
[05:46] Blue
You know what happens if you get caught.
[05:50] Otaku Hero
I'll save him, too. Someday I'll save him.
[05:53] Man A
Wow, otaku still aren't extinct.
[05:56] Woman A
What a nuisance.
[05:57] Man B
You can always tell one's close
from the smell and dirt.
[06:01] Pink
Go-bobo...
[06:02] Blue
What?
[06:03] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo. Gobo.
[06:04] Blue (P)
"Otaku Hero-sama."
SIGN Shibuya Center-Gai
[06:11] Otaku Hero
Surveillance cameras.
SIGN Easy Measure Mode
SIGN Otaku Quotient
SIGN Reading
[06:16] Mob B
Wait a minute! I'm really not an otaku!
[06:18] Blue
What is that?
[06:19] Otaku Hero
They're measuring otaku quotients.
[06:21] Anarchy
If they point that at us, we're done!
[06:23] Blue
We'd better go.
[06:24] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[06:33] Otaku Hero
There's a "Chogo-shi" around
here who's supposed to make the drug.
[06:37] Anarchy
Chogo-shi?
[06:38] Kyotaro
Every line of this is suspicious, huh?
[06:40] Anarchy
Kyu-chan, stay down.
[06:42] Blue
Which building?
They all look like massage parlors.
[06:45] Marcus
Hey.
[06:48] Marcus
You're otaku, aren't you?
[06:51] Otaku Hero
Hello, nice guy!
[06:52] Anarchy
Uh, we are ippanjin, not geeks.
[06:54] Blue
Just a group of common sense
folks who wouldn't hurt a fly.
[06:57] Pink
Gobo bobo bo!
[06:58] Blue
You're gonna give us away like that!
[07:01] Blue
That's the most otaku talk ever!
[07:07] Otaku Hero
You don't mean you...
[07:09] Otaku Hero
You're a closeted otaku?
[07:10] Marcus
Yes!
[07:11] Marcus
Nice to meet you! Myself is Marcus, ne.
[07:14] Otaku Hero
Marcus?
[07:16] Marcus
And how! You my brother! Whoo!
[07:19] Marcus
And those sisters are otaku, too, da ne?
[07:21] Anarchy
Huh?
[07:22] Anarchy
It-It's not...
[07:23] Marcus
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[07:25] Marcus
Fishy behavior too weird to cover up.
[07:27] Marcus
Odd kinks that let off strong stinks.
[07:30] Blue
Did I get something on me?
[07:31] Marcus
And a masked maiden
who can't hold back the crazy!
[07:33] Pink
Gobo?
[07:34] Marcus
Di-Di-Ding! On the nose!
[07:36] Marcus
No mistake here,
you're the same as myself!
[07:38] Anarchy
Oh, gee! He saw right through us.
[07:41] Blue
And he's a foreigner, too!
[07:43] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[07:44] Blue (P)
"I guess that means
we're totally global now."
[07:47] Marcus
Exactly!
[07:49] Otaku Hero
This is sus. Thoroughly sus.
[07:52] Marcus
Hum, hum?
[07:53] Marcus
You were just thinking myself
to be "sus," were not you?
[07:56] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[07:57] Otaku Hero
Ah! N-No, I wasn't at all!
[07:59] Marcus
It's fine desu.
[08:00] Marcus
Ever since they started hunting otaku,
[08:03] Marcus
myself had to hide my otaku
in the crowds of Shibuya.
[08:07] Marcus
It had been so long since
myself had encountered my peeps,
[08:10] Marcus
myself just had to say something.
[08:13] Otaku Hero
Is that what happened?
[08:14] Marcus
You see?
[08:15] Otaku Hero
Y-Yes.
[08:16] Marcus
Okay, good guy.
[08:18] Marcus
Any otaku come wandering around
these parts wanna see Chogo-shi.
[08:22] Marcus
Don't you?
[08:25] Marcus
Come on. Follow me.
SIGN Units Available
Taniguchi Bldg. #2
[08:30] Marcus
Koko is the building.
SIGN Taniguchi Bldg. #2
[08:32] Marcus
Myself has to split with you-tachi here.
[08:35] Marcus
You're my bros!
[08:36] Marcus
You get in a pinch, I'll come a-running, ne!
[08:39] Marcus
Good luck.
[08:40] Otaku Hero
S-Sure!
SIGN Cabaret
[08:58] Otaku Hero
This is it.
[09:09] Otaku Hero
What is this stuff?
[09:11] Anarchy
Ancient otaku artifacts?
[09:14] Blue
What's this?
[09:15] Chogo-shi
Hands off.
[09:18] Chogo-shi
That's a valuable Soviet vacuum tube.
[09:20] Anarchy
Soviet?
[09:22] Blue
Vacuum tube?
[09:24] Chogo-shi
Youngsters don't know crap.
[09:26] Otaku Hero
Even otaku have things they don't know.
[09:30] Chogo-shi
Otaku?
[09:35] Chogo-shi
So you're otaku, then?
[09:38] Blue
What's with this geezer?
[09:40] Otaku Hero
You're saying you're not?
[09:41] Chogo-shi
I'm not.
[09:42] Chogo-shi
I'm a "maniac."
[09:46] Otaku Hero
Maniac? Are you Chogo-shi?
[09:49] Chogo-shi
The one and only.
[09:50] Otaku Hero
I'm Otaku Hero.
[09:52] Otaku Hero
And these are magical girls.
[09:53] Chogo-shi
I thought I said hands off!
[09:55] Anarchy
What's this?
[09:56] Chogo-shi
A crystal radio.
[09:57] Blue
Then what's this?
[09:59] Chogo-shi
Telegraph. Sends Morse code.
[10:01] Pink
Gobo-bo?
[10:03] Chogo-shi
Control line.
[10:04] Chogo-shi
Wired plane model from before RC.
[10:07] Otaku Hero
Awesome!
[10:09] Otaku Hero
The spirit piles up like falling snow,
[10:13] Otaku Hero
and its layers embrace the changing times...
[10:19] Otaku Hero
Chogo-shi, seeing as you're
a first-rate otaku—
[10:21] Chogo-shi
Not an otaku!
[10:24] Otaku Hero
Seeing as you're a first-rate
maniac, I have a request.
[10:27] Otaku Hero
I want you to make a drug
to make these girls stronger!
[10:30] Chogo-shi
Oh, dear.
[10:31] Chogo-shi
I don't know what stories you were fed,
but I can't do nothing like that.
[10:35] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[10:35] Anarchy
All this trouble for nothing.
[10:38] Pink
Gobo?
[10:39] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[10:39] Blue (P)
"I think I smell drugs."
[10:42] Blue
You've got tons!
[10:46] Otaku Hero
Come on! I'm begging!
[10:47] Otaku Hero
You must realize how
messed up the world is now.
[10:51] Otaku Hero
We're going to take Shobon down!
That's why the drugs—
[10:53] Chogo-shi
I refuse.
[10:54] Chogo-shi
I don't care about the world.
I just want to live here quietly.
[10:58] Otaku Hero
Are you really okay with that?
[11:00] Otaku Hero
This is all stuff you love, right?
[11:02] Otaku Hero
We're the same way.
[11:04] Otaku Hero
We want to live around the things we love
and show everyone we love them!
[11:07] Otaku Hero
You have to understand!
[11:15] Otaku Hero
A magazine clipping?
[11:17] Otaku Hero
What's this?
SIGN Japanese Treasure Found!
SIGN The Ultimate Model
Becomes a Miraculous Item
SIGN A unique set of magical girl figurines
produced by top figurine maker
Heino Production has been discovered.
[11:18] Chogo-shi
Only one set was made, but it fell into
the hands of SSC during the otaku hunts.
[11:23] Chogo-shi
A legendary artifact.
[11:24] Blue
They're just magical girl dolls.
[11:26] Blue
Guess you're into them, too, huh, Gramps?
[11:28] Chogo-shi
Shut up!
[11:29] Anarchy
They look super old, though.
[11:31] Anarchy
Not as bad as the evil goddess,
but they look kind of shit.
[11:35] Blue
You aren't kidding.
[11:36] Blue
But you know, they are a little like us.
[11:40] Otaku Hero
So what do you want us to do?
[11:49] Nick
Nakano?!
[11:51] Otaku Hero
That's right. We're heading there now.
[11:53] Otaku Hero
Give me the deets.
[11:56] Nick
After you destroyed it
in the Nakano Incident,
[11:59] Nick
SSC rebuilt it to be a warehouse
for confiscated items again.
[12:04] Nick
But the security's a hell of a lot worse now.
[12:08] Nick
But why, anyway?
[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Chogo-shi wants to do an exchange.
[12:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He said, "If you want the drugs,
bring me the legendary figurines."
[12:15] (Flashback) Anarchy
I know it's late to ask, but how do
we know they're in Nakano anyway?
[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
They could be in Akiba instead.
[12:20] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I remember every last item
that we recovered in the Nakano Incident.
[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
This wasn't one of them.
[12:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
Are you serious?
[12:26] (Flashback) Blue
Otaku Hero-sama is insane!
[12:29] announcement
Next is Nakano. Nakano.
[12:30] Nick
That thing is probably
on the top floor of Sunplaza.
[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Will you come help, Nick?
[12:35] Nick
Hell no! I'm not setting foot outside Akiba.
[12:38] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
But I'm counting on you!
[12:40] announcer
Nakano. Nakano.
[12:41] Nick
Sorry, man. That ain't for me.
[12:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Nick!
[12:44] Nick
Otaku Hero.
[12:47] Nick
Don't get yourself killed.
[12:50] Anarchy
I guess we're back to raise hell again.
[12:53] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[12:54] Otaku Hero
This is where we lit
the flames of revolution.
[12:57] Blue
I never expected to return.
[12:59] Pink
Gobo bobo bobo bo.
[12:59] Blue (P)
"I'd give my life for drugs."
[13:01] Anarchy
One of us is here for the wrong reason.
[13:03] Otaku Hero
This time, it's fine.
[13:05] Otaku Hero
If we don't show our true stuff,
we'll never conquer that!
[13:12] Anarchy
There's no one here at all.
[13:13] Otaku Hero
Strange. Security is
supposed to be really tight.
[13:20] Kyotaro
Sizzle.
[13:24] Otaku Hero
I was right.
[13:26] Otaku Hero
It's a weaponized building
with completely automated defenses.
[13:28] Kyotaro
Did you need to roast me for that?
[13:30] Otaku Hero
We can't attack head-on,
[13:32] Otaku Hero
and flashy magic spells
would attract attention.
[13:35] Otaku Hero
We gotta go in low and quiet.
[13:37] three
Attack!
[13:37] Pink
Gobo!
[13:48] Otaku Hero
A new morning arrives.
[13:51] Otaku Hero
But the sparkle it brings
to us is not a ray of hope.
[13:56] Otaku Hero
The pitch-black darkness obscuring our path
[13:58] Otaku Hero
has merely been replaced
with a frozen pure white.
[14:01] Anarchy
I know you're trying
to be all dramatic and stuff,
[14:04] Anarchy
but was Nakano Sunplaza always this tall?
[14:07] Otaku Hero
How would I know?
Either way, we gotta climb.
[14:19] Otaku Hero
Thank you, Blue-chan!
[14:21] Blue
I'm so glad I got your left leg!
[14:24] Blue
It'd be so much harder
if I caught the middle one.
[14:27] Otaku Hero
It hurts to just hear that!
[14:29] Otaku Hero
Second day of the attack.
SIGN - Second Day -
[14:31] Otaku Hero
The summit is yet far away.
[14:35] Anarchy
Otaku Hero!
[14:37] Otaku Hero
What's wrong?
[14:38] Anarchy
Kyo-chan... isn't breathing.
[14:42] Otaku Hero
The gods of the mountain know no mercy.
[14:44] Otaku Hero
They test us with relentless trials
and beckon us to the world beyond.
[14:49] Otaku Hero
Starting with the weakest of us.
[14:52] Otaku Hero
I bet Kyo-chan was dreaming
of eating hot stew by a warm fireplace.
[14:59] Otaku Hero
Saying farewell to our departed
is yet another trial.
[15:02] Otaku Hero
I'll get rid of this junk.
[15:08] Otaku Hero
How many days had passed?
[15:10] Otaku Hero
We were already struggling to stay
conscious when it finally happened.
[15:16] Otaku Hero
We completely ran out of food.
[15:19] Otaku Hero
The gods of the mountain know no mercy.
[15:22] Otaku Hero
They test us with cold and hunger
and beckon us to the underworld.
[15:26] Otaku Hero
Starting with the least devoted.
[15:28] Anarchy
It's over. I'm starving.
[15:31] Otaku Hero
Keep it together.
[15:34] Blue
I'm at my limit.
I just want a bite of something.
[15:38] Pink
Gobo-bo.
[15:40] Otaku Hero
We don't have anything to eat.
[15:42] Otaku Hero
Not a thing.
SIGN - Third Day -
[16:00] Otaku Hero
Look out!
[16:03] Kyotaro
Brreyouegh!
[16:08] Kyotaro
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[16:10] Anarchy
I'm sledding!
[16:19] Otaku Hero
Does the peak we seek truly await us?
[16:22] Otaku Hero
Or is this path to heaven instead
leading us on a road to hell?
[16:26] Otaku Hero
The doubt is unshakable.
[16:28] Otaku Hero
Are we chasing a phantom that doesn't exist?
[16:32] Otaku Hero
That's when it happened.
[16:33] Anarchy
Otaku Hero, look!
[16:35] Blue
The peak! It's the peak, Otaku Hero-sama!
[16:38] Pink
Gobo bobo bo!
[16:39] Anarchy
Let's go, Otaku Hero!
[16:41] Otaku Hero
Yeah!
[16:47] Otaku Hero
It was almost within our reach.
[16:50] Otaku Hero
But they know no mercy.
[16:54] Otaku Hero
Is that... a god?
[17:03] Otaku Hero
Marcus?!
[17:04] Marcus
In a pinch, I came a-running.
[17:06] Marcus
Told you, ne.
[17:07] Otaku Hero
Marcus!
[17:11] Marcus
Up-a-see daisy!
[17:14] Anarchy
Thank you, Marcus!
[17:16] Otaku Hero
I'm sorry I doubted you.
[17:18] Marcus
Don't touch my mustache!
[17:21] Anarchy
Otaku Hero.
[17:22] Anarchy
This is the top floor, isn't it?
[17:24] Blue
It's okay to transform, right?
[17:25] Pink
Gobo.
[17:26] Otaku Hero
Yeah! Put on a show, girls!
[17:29] Marcus
Aw yeah! Japanese magical girls is cool!
[17:33] Blue & Anarchy
Transform!
[17:33] Pink
Gobo!
SIGN Transform
SIGN Self-Righteousness
SIGN Hope
SIGN Love
SIGN Transience
SIGN Transformation Complete
SIGN Type 99 Antipersonnel Security Perimeter
Type 02 Antipersonnel Laser Mines
[18:38] announcement
Intruders detected! Intruders detected!
[18:41] announcement
Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.
SIGN Type 98 Building Defensive Armament
Saturation Attack Specification (Armageddon Mode)
[18:43] announcement
Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.
[18:51] Pink
Gobo-bo!
[18:55] Marcus
Amazing!
[18:57] Otaku Hero
Get 'em, Anarchy-chan!
[19:09] Pink
Gobo!
[19:10] Pink
Gobo!
[19:15] Blue
There's still more!
[19:30] Marcus
Ouch.
[19:31] Otaku Hero
That's our Anarchy-chan.
[19:33] Anarchy
Oh, that's it!
[19:35] Otaku Hero
Go, Anarchy-chan!
[19:37] Anarchy
Oh, yeah!
[19:43] Otaku Hero
Smash it open!
[19:44] voice
Please stop!
[19:45] voice
Help me!
[19:47] voice
It hurts! It hurts!
[19:47] voice
Stop it!
[19:48] Anarchy
Huh?
[19:49] otaku ghost
The pain!
[19:50] otaku ghost
It hurts! It hurts!
[19:52] otaku ghost
I can't take it!
[19:53] Blue
What the hell?
[19:55] Pink
Gobo bobo-go.
[19:55] Blue (P)
"That's nasty."
[19:57] Otaku Hero
Are these all captured otaku?
[19:59] Blue
Is that even possible?
[20:00] Marcus
Are these myself's buddies?! My God!
[20:05] Anarchy
If they are, I can't hurt them.
[20:08] Anarchy
Damn it! How can we save them?
[20:12] otaku ghost
It's fine! Just let us die in peace.
[20:16] otaku ghost 2
Next time, I'll be reborn a normal—
[20:18] otaku ghost 2
Hoo!
[20:19] Anarchy
Wha—?!
[20:20] Otaku Hero
Pink-chan?!
[20:23] otaku ghost 2
Otaku are just, otaku are just,
[20:25] otaku ghost 2
ota, ota, ota, o-o-ota...
[20:28] Blue
Gross!
[20:28] Otaku Hero
These are all fakes!
[20:30] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[20:31] Anarchy
Yeah!
[20:32] Anarchy
Heaven's Judgment Day!
[20:53] Pink
Gobo.
[21:00] Otaku Hero
Is this the right one?
[21:02] Chogo-shi
Yes. Definitely.
[21:04] Chogo-shi
How exquisite. The lines, the details.
[21:09] Chogo-shi
It truly is the ultimate in molding—
[21:11] Pink
Gobo!
[21:12] Pink
Gobo gobo! Gobo gobo!
[21:14] Blue
I hate to spoil the moment,
but the loony here is saying,
[21:17] Blue
"hand over the stuff you owe."
[21:19] Anarchy
The drugs that will make us stronger.
[21:24] Chogo-shi
Here.
[21:28] Otaku Hero
Is this it?
[21:29] Anarchy
You did make it for us!
[21:31] Blue
So he actually believed in us.
[21:32] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[21:33] Blue (P)
"Tsundere."
[21:34] Chogo-shi
Shut up!
[21:35] Otaku Hero
Thank you, Chogo-shi.
[21:37] Otaku Hero
We definitely won't waste them.
[21:39] Otaku Hero
Once the world changes,
come over and visit us
[21:42] Otaku Hero
in our Akiba.
[21:44] Chogo-shi
Now get the hell out.
[21:45] Chogo-shi
You're wearing out your welcome.
[21:48] Anarchy
Thank you, Chogo-shi!
[21:50] Blue
Pleasure doin' business.
[21:52] Pink
Gobo bo.
[22:01] Pink
Gobo bobo! Go bobobobo!
[22:03] Blue (P)
"Let's take them! Let's use them now!"
[22:06] Otaku Hero
Nope. I'll hang onto them.
[22:08] Anarchy
Huh? Why?
[22:09] Otaku Hero
We might face even stronger
enemies down the road.
[22:13] Otaku Hero
Gotta save our trump card
for the right moment.
[22:16] Pink
Gobo, gobo...
[22:18] Pink
Gobo! Gobobobo! Go-bobo bobo bo-gobo!
[22:27] Slayer
Nakano has fallen again?
[22:30] Shobon
Yeah.
[22:31] Slayer
Shobon-sama!
[22:32] Shobon
No worries.
[22:33] Slayer
But!
[22:34] Shobon
Slayer.
[22:36] Shobon
Everything is fine.
[22:43] Kathy
Dad!
[22:45] Marcus
Kathy!
[22:47] Kathy
Dad! Dada!
[22:50] Marcus
Kathy...
[22:55] Cofficer D
That was some real nice work.
[22:57] Cofficer D
I doubt they noticed a thing.
[22:59] Cofficer D
You've fulfilled your role.
[23:01] Cofficer D
Take these and leave the country today.
[23:05] Cofficer D
Very well done.
[23:26] narrator
Yesterday's foes are also today's foes.
[23:28] narrator
A never-ending battle.
[23:30] narrator
One long night when it all began,
[23:33] narrator
the girls awakened.
[23:35] narrator
A miracle on an eve long ago.
E6 - REVOLUTION EVE
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[00:08] SSC radio
The insurgent leader and three magical girls
[00:11] SSC radio
are confirmed at the Nakano warehouse.
[00:13] SSC radio
Currently, forces occupying the Sotokanda
area are assumed to be infantry only.
[00:19] SSC radio
Immobilize the insurgent forces
and "protect" the subjects.
[00:24] SSC radio
All units, commence operations!
[00:31] otaku
What?
[00:32] Anime Otaku
What's up?
[00:34] Idol Otaku
Huh? Rinna-chan?
[00:38] Military Otaku
We're under attack!
[00:39] Military Otaku
On your feet, soldiers!
[00:41] Game Otaku
Damn it! It's still the middle of the night!
[00:43] Train Otaku
Curse you SSC cowards!
[00:45] Military Otaku
All troops, prepare for battle!
[02:30] Military Otaku
Damn it! They're attacking now?!
[02:33] Nick
Come in, Otaku Hero!
[02:35] Nick
No good.
[02:36] Nick
Is that son of a bitch dead?
[02:40] Nick
Ah, damn it! You, over there!
[02:43] Nick (radio)
Enemy on your seven!
[02:50] Game Otaku
You saved me, Nick!
[02:51] Nick (radio)
Stay alert, you idiot!
[02:53] Military Otaku
Hey, you can see things from there, right?
[02:55] Military Otaku
Help us fight!
[02:56] Nick (radio)
I-I'm totally useless at fighting.
[02:58] Military Otaku
Otaku Hero and the girls aren't here!
[03:01] Military Otaku
Take command from there!
[03:06] Nick
I'll do what I can.
[03:07] Nick
Stay on your toes!
[03:08] Military Otaku
Don't let us down!
[03:10] Nick
Huge force advancing
from the south side of Mansei Bridge.
[03:13] Nick
Nearby troops, concentrate your fire there!
[03:15] Nick (radio)
Frontline units, pick someone to handle
communications and supplies!
[03:18] Nick (radio)
Troops in back, bring out all
the lumber and Molotovs you can!
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
[03:41] Nick
Why now?
[03:43] Nick
Even if they found out Otaku Hero was gone,
[03:45] Nick
how were they ready to attack so soon?
[03:49] Nick
It's always like this.
[03:50] Nick
We're always playing catch-up in battle.
[03:54] Nick
And we still don't know
a damn thing about the enemy.
[04:36] (Flashback) Shobon
Come now, open your eyes.
[04:39] (Flashback) Shobon
Your name is Slayer.
[05:22] (Flashback) Shobon
Slayer...
[05:24] (Flashback) Slayer
You don't mind, do you?
[05:26] (Flashback) Shobon
Fine, but only when we're alone.
[05:41] Pink
Gobo.
[05:45] Otaku Hero
Okay.
[05:48] Anarchy
Pee-yew! What is this place?
[05:51] Otaku Hero
Drainage tunnel.
[05:51] Otaku Hero
A covered-up river.
[05:53] Pink
Gobo-bo gobo.
[05:53] Blue (P)
"No problem for me."
[05:55] Blue
I've never seen your
mask come in handy before.
[06:00] Anarchy
I'm worried my nose will
get used to the smell.
[06:03] Pink
Gobo, gobo gobo gobo!
[06:05] Blue
Quit bragging, you showoff.
[06:07] Anarchy
I need to take a bath! Geez.
[06:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
One, two! One, two!
[06:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
If I l-leave them outside,
they'll f-freeze to d-death.
[06:19] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's n-not like
I'm trying something d-dirty.
[06:24] News voice
And now the news.
[06:26] News voice
Following the nation-wide protection
measures initiated in June,
[06:29] News voice
the SSC announced they
are strengthening efforts
[06:31] News voice
to track down otaku
who have slipped through their net
[06:33] News voice
and have asked for the public's
understanding as they expand their program.
[06:41] News voice
Half a year since the start
of otaku protection efforts,
[06:41] Otaku Hero
I got g-girls for C-Christmas.
Three of them!
[06:44] News voice
public response to the measures
is increasingly positive.
[06:50] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
Merry Christmas!
[06:50] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[06:52] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
Help yourself to cake!
[06:52] Pink
Gobo-bo gobo!
[06:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Thank you very much!
[06:56] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
What?
[06:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[07:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?!
[07:02] (Flashback) Anarchy
Oh, yum.
[07:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's happening!
[07:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Wh-What's going on?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh, no! Ouch!
[07:18] (Flashback) Anarchy
Are you the one who found us?
[07:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Uh...
[07:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:24] (Flashback) Blue
Did you reincarnate us as magical girls?
[07:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yes, it was me. I'm sorry!
Please don't report me!
[07:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Eh? Magical girls?
[07:36] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobogo-bo.
[07:37] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"We are magical girls."
[07:40] (Flashback) Anarchy
You mean everything to us.
[07:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Everything? Wh-What are you—
[07:46] (Flashback) Kyotaro
They're like babies.
[07:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[07:48] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Anarchy. Blue. Pink.
[07:52] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Since you're the first person
they saw after waking up,
[07:55] (Flashback) Kyotaro
they recognize you as their
parental figure or master.
[08:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I-Is that what they meant, Kyotaro?
[08:04] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Yeah.
[08:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
F-For now, I guess they need some clothes.
[08:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[08:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
You have no memory?
[08:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah.
[08:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
Delicious!
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
[08:19] (Flashback) Blue
This must be a Kanto flavor. Too stronk!
[08:24] (Flashback) Blue
Are you dumb?
[08:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
Just take off your mask.
[08:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
W-Wait a sec. You mean you
really forgot everything?
[08:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah.
[08:32] (Flashback) Kyotaro
They're total airheads.
[08:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
But maybe we didn't forget.
[08:37] (Flashback) Anarchy
I think we were probably just born.
[08:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh. Huh...
[08:41] (Flashback) Anarchy
So, you know, why don't you start telling us
[08:44] (Flashback) Anarchy
all about this world. And about you.
[08:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Half a year ago,
this country suddenly went crazy.
[08:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
An organization called SSC appeared,
and they started "protecting" otaku like me.
[09:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
No, it wasn't protection. It was oppression.
[09:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
They stole all the merch
and rounded up the otaku one by one.
SIGN Otaku Protection Rates
[09:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Akihabara was bombed to bits and closed off.
SIGN Pedestrian Zone in Effect
[09:17] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
They stored the stolen goods in Nakano.
SIGN General Fan
[09:20] (Flashback) Otaku
And they turned Big Sight in Ariake
into an internment camp.
[09:26] (Flashback) Otaku
Now there's no place left
for otaku to live in peace.
[09:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
Huh.
[09:30] (Flashback) Kyotaro
What a tragedy!
[09:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
If they find this place,
they won't let me off easy.
[09:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
But I'm not willing to roll over yet.
[09:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I'm really sorry, but once you eat that
[09:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
would you please leave?
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
SIGN Beef Tendon
Daikon
[10:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
How're things on your side?
[10:03] (Flashback) Military Otaku
It's really tough.
[10:05] (Flashback) Military Otaku
They're hunting otaku all over Japan.
SIGN Yakisoba
[10:08] (Flashback) Military Otaku
Some are so afraid of someone ratting them out,
[10:09] (Flashback) Military Otaku
they went deep in the mountains
to live off the land.
[10:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
To live off the land?
[10:13] (Flashback) Military Otaku
They take soil from the fields they plowed
[10:15] (Flashback) Military Otaku
and mold figurines from it.
[10:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
That sounds awful.
[10:19] (Flashback) Military Otaku
They can get supplies from friends posing
as normies, but who knows for how long.
[10:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
This can't go on forever.
[10:25] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
We have to let otaku across Japan know
[10:26] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
that our flame still burns bright.
[10:29] (Flashback) Military Otaku
Yeah, you're right.
[10:31] (Flashback) Military Otaku
By the way...
[10:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Here.
[10:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[10:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Hey!
[10:37] (Flashback) Military Otaku
What the hell is up with these girls?
[10:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
That's Anarchy-chan,
Blue-chan, and Pink-chan.
[10:43] (Flashback) Military Otaku
You built a harem
to chill in all by yourself?!
[10:46] (Flashback) Military Otaku
I'll kick your frickin' ass!
[10:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yes, sir!
[10:50] (Flashback) Pink
Gobobo bo bo.
[10:52] (Flashback) Pink
Go-bo-bo.
[10:54] (Flashback) Pink
Go bo-bo bo-bo, go gogo bobo.
[10:57] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo bobo bo-bo gobo...
[10:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
"Akihabara Maid Café Map"?
[11:01] (Flashback) Blue
Must be her thing. She's been staring
at that page forever.
[11:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
You want to go to a maid café?
[11:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Do you actually want to
become a maid or something?
[11:09] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo!
[11:10] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo!
[11:12] (Flashback) Blue
"Yeah," she says.
[11:13] (Flashback) Blue
You sure do love attention, don't you?
[11:15] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo! Gobo gobo!
[11:18] (Flashback) Blue
My bad.
[11:18] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
What are you listening to, Blue-chan?
[11:23] (Flashback) Blue
This!
[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh, New Order!
[11:26] (Flashback) Blue
I love this one!
[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Finally, someone gets it!
[11:29] (Flashback) Blue
Aren't their sequencers insane?
[11:31] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah, yeah!
[11:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
This track was breakthrough
in digital music!
[11:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
The member of their earlier band...
[11:36] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo, gobo!
[11:38] (Flashback) Blue
Hmm? An authentic English-style maid café?
[11:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh, nice! You would
totally fit in, Pink-chan!
[11:43] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo? Gobo gobo!
[11:50] (Flashback) Anarchy
Hey, what kind of a place is Akihabara?
[11:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I don't know...
[11:59] (Flashback) Anarchy
Take that!
[12:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah!
[12:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I guess Akihabara for me is all
about memories of my dad.
[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
Your dad?
[12:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[12:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He died, though.
[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He had lots of interests
and was like a pure, concentrated otaku.
[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Dad was a computer otaku.
[12:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He used to take me to Akihabara to look
for magazines and dig for PC parts.
[12:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
When I think about it now,
it was like taking an AP course.
[12:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Anime, manga, games, figurines, models...
[12:50] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Everything about the city was so vivid.
[12:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It was like it sparkled.
[12:53] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Of course, so did
the people who hung out there.
[12:58] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Otaku would rush off
the first train to get merch.
SIGN Akihabara Store
[13:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
There were maids,
people dancing in the street,
SIGN Destroy! (Destroy) Destroy! (Destroy)
SIGN Kira Kira KILLER
[13:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
and friends partying at IRL meet-ups.
[13:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Otaku clubs strolling down Mansei Bridge,
following their princesses.
[13:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Walking out the Electric Town exit
to Chuo Street was so exciting!
[13:15] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
In Akiba, it felt like
the whole town was alive.
[13:20] (Flashback) Anarchy
Alive?
[13:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[13:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
There was a magic spell on the city.
[13:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It was the home
of everything you ever liked.
[13:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
And I saw that destroyed before my own eyes.
[13:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
The enemy sealed off Akiba.
We need to liberate it
[13:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
and return the world to what it once was.
[13:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
For that, we need a revolution.
[13:42] (Flashback) Anarchy
What kind of a world do you imagine?
[13:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
One where you can like whatever you
want to like, as much as you want to like it.
[13:52] (Flashback) Anarchy
Whatever you like...
[13:54] (Flashback) Blue
...as much as you want?
[13:56] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo, gobo-bo.
[14:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
I want to see that world, too.
[14:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah, I know.
[14:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I know your souls are somewhere else.
[14:44] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
But your deaths were so
meaningless, so unfair...
[14:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I don't ever want to forget.
[14:51] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
At least let me mourn.
[14:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Even though I know it's none of my business.
[14:57] (Flashback) Shobon
Oh, that isn't true at all.
[15:02] (Flashback) Shobon
I'm sure they all appreciate it.
[15:06] (Flashback) Shobon
They appreciate... and welcome you.
[15:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Y-You!
[15:14] (Flashback) Shobon
Oh, dear. What an awful smell.
[15:17] (Flashback) Shobon
Them, as well as you. You're all pests.
[15:21] (Flashback) Shobon
In the midst of such beauty,
you crawl out and start devouring, gnawing,
[15:26] (Flashback) Shobon
like disgusting, bizarre, squirming maggots.
[15:31] (Flashback) Shobon
You can't distinguish between
creation and consumption,
[15:33] (Flashback) Shobon
and vomit out garbage words like
you think you're rewriting the world.
[15:38] (Flashback) Shobon
Your mere existence contaminates
this world like a poison.
[15:42] (Flashback) Shobon
That is what otaku are.
[15:44] (Flashback) Shobon
Am I wrong?
[15:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Totally wron—
[15:51] (Flashback) Shobon
How so, then?
[15:52] (Flashback) Shobon
Just look at you. You're truly disgusting.
[15:56] (Flashback) Shobon
Someday you, too, will end up buried here.
[15:59] (Flashback) Shobon
But why don't I give you
a little room to choose?
[16:02] (Flashback) Shobon
The next time we meet, who will achieve
the world they envisioned?
[16:06] (Flashback) Shobon
Will it be you, or will it be me?
[16:15] (Flashback) Shobon
I might just enjoy this.
[16:28] (Flashback) Anarchy
Huh? What are these?
[16:30] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Christmas presents from me.
[16:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
Really?
[16:33] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo?
[16:36] (Flashback) Anarchy
Wow!
[16:37] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobo gobo!
[16:38] (Flashback) Blue
Clothes for cosplay?
[16:40] (Flashback) Kyotaro
What? These rags?
[16:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah, sorry!
[16:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
When we met, you called
yourselves magical girls, right?
[16:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
So I thought I could, at least,
make you clothes to match.
[16:51] (Flashback) Blue
Yeah, but it's not like we
can really use magic, anyway.
[16:54] (Flashback) Anarchy
Why did we even say that?
[16:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Now we go our separate ways.
[16:59] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo?
[17:00] (Flashback) Blue
Our separate ways?
[17:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
Huh?
[17:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Tomorrow, I'm starting a revolution.
[17:04] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I can't let you get involved in that.
[17:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's been a year since we met.
[17:08] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It was fun!
[17:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I want you to watch from
a safe distance as we change the world.
[17:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
Hey, wait a minute.
[17:15] (Flashback) Blue
You're saying that
because you know it's impossible.
[17:19] (Flashback) Blue
You don't expect to win at all. Do you?
[17:23] Pink
Gobo... gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo-bo!
[17:25] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"But I don't want to!
I don't want to say goodbye!"
[17:27] (Flashback) Blue
She's right! Did you think
we'd be okay with thi—?
[17:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
Hey!
[17:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
Can I go ahead and try this on?
[17:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Sure.
[17:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
Come on, you, too.
[17:44] (Flashback) Kyotaro
That's against club rules, sir.
[17:50] (Flashback) Anarchy
Ta-da! Well?
[17:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah! It looks great on you!
[17:55] (Flashback) Anarchy
What? Are you being serious?
[17:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[18:00] (Flashback) Anarchy
This isn't cute at all!
[18:02] (Flashback) Blue
Even ignoring the low quality of the
needlework, this is just not...
[18:06] Pink
Gobo-go gobo!
[18:07] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"Design sense: zero!"
[18:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
What a tough crowd.
[18:12] (Flashback) Anarchy
Geez!
[18:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
This is the first Christmas
present I've ever gotten,
[18:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
and it's stupid and ugly,
and obviously your fetish!
[18:22] (Flashback) Anarchy
We really can't...
count on you for anything.
[18:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
You're always daydreaming.
[18:27] (Flashback) Anarchy
You're kind of nice,
but you're such a chicken.
[18:31] (Flashback) Anarchy
You're just a stupid otaku.
[18:33] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo...
[18:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
But you still...
[18:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Whoa!
[18:45] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
...mean everything to us.
[18:45] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo.
[18:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan? Blue-chan? Pink-chan?
[19:04] (Flashback) Anarchy
We'll use our magic for you.
[19:08] (Flashback) Blue
We want to fight on your side.
[19:10] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo?
[19:10] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"Will you take us with you?"
[19:14] (Flashback) Anarchy
To all otaku, and to us,
[19:17] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
you're our hero.
[19:17] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[19:19] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
Otaku Hero!
[19:19] Pink
Gobobo gobo!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[20:01] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobo!
[20:10] Nick
Enemy reinforcements on the
north side of Kuramaebashi Street!
[20:13] Nick
The barricade's too weak!
What the hell are you doing?!
[20:16] Nick
No way.
[20:17] Nick
Hey! Where are you?
[20:19] Nick
What's taking so long?
[20:21] Otaku Hero
Whoa! What's the big deal?
[20:23] Nick
We're totally screwed! We're under attack!
[20:25] Nick
They started a major offensive last night!
[20:28] Otaku Hero
What did you say?
[20:29] Blue
A major offensive?
[20:30] Nick
We can't hold them back any longer!
[20:34] Otaku Hero
Nick, patch my radio through
to everyone there.
[20:37] Nick
Got it. Done!
[20:41] Otaku Hero
Hey, guys, listen up!
[20:43] otaku
That voice!
[20:44] otaku
Otaku Hero?
[20:45] Otaku Hero
You too, SSC. We took Nakano down again!
[20:51] Nick
What? Really?!
[20:52] Otaku Hero
It's our second big victory
since the Nakano Incident.
[20:56] Otaku Hero
We aren't going to lose Akiba.
We'll never hand it over to you!
[21:00] Otaku Hero
Keep it up, guys!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
We're fighting for our dreams!
[21:05] Otaku Hero
Because that's who we are!
[21:07] Otaku Hero
Take back our life, our reason to live!
[21:10] Otaku Hero
Take back our freedom!
[21:12] Otaku Hero
Oppression and persecution
will never be enough to stop us!
[21:16] Otaku Hero
Show them your pride!
[21:18] Otaku Hero
What's wrong with liking
the things we want to like?
[21:22] Otaku Hero
We are all
[21:24] Otaku Hero
otaku!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[21:27] otaku
Yeah!
[21:34] Nick
That did it, Otaku Hero!
[21:36] Otaku Hero
Thank God.
[21:37] Nick
Get back quick! We'll hold out somehow!
[21:40] Otaku Hero
Okay. You got this, Nick!
[21:42] Otaku Hero
Let's hurry back.
[21:43] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan, do you have
a spell to get back quickly?
[21:47] Anarchy
Huh?
[21:48] Blue
What the?
[21:49] Pink
Go-bo?
[21:50] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue
What the hell?
[21:50] Pink
Gobo bo?
[23:25] narrator
Welcome to a world made just for you.
[23:28] narrator
Trapped in endless cyberbattle.
[23:31] narrator
It's just a little bit
of your life on the line.
[23:34] narrator
Continue and continue.
[23:36] narrator
Wherever you die, just get back up.
E7 - Ultimate Game
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[00:03] (Flashback) Adam
I guess that's all these NPCs got.
[00:08] (Flashback) Adam
I'm sick of playing against bots.
I want to do some PVP.
[00:15] (Flashback) Shobon
It looks like the ones I made
aren't much fun for you anymore.
[00:21] (Flashback) Shobon
I have another fun game for you.
[00:24] (Flashback) Shobon
Wanna try it?
[02:02] Otaku Hero
Oh?
[02:02] Anarchy
Eh?
[02:03] Blue
What the?
[02:05] Pink
Gobo?
[02:06] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue
What now?
[02:24] Kyotaro
Everybody up!
[02:28] Anarchy
Where are we?
[02:30] Otaku Hero
I don't know.
[02:32] Kyotaro
This obviously isn't normal.
[02:34] Anarchy
I thought we were on our way to Akiba.
[02:37] Pink
Gobo gobo gobobo gobo?
[02:37] Blue (P)
"Weren't we in an underground river?"
[02:39] Otaku Hero
I got that message from Nick...
[02:41] Blue
And we were going to use magic...
[02:46] Pink
Gobobo gobo gobo!
[02:46] Blue
Otaku Hero-sama!
[02:51] Pink
Gobo... bo gobobo.
[02:55] Anarchy
Blue!
[02:56] Otaku Hero
Pink-chan!
[02:58] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[03:00] Blue
This is such sloppy bondage!
[03:02] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[03:04] Anarchy
What's happening?
[03:06] Adam
Welcome to my world. Let's start the game!
SIGN Kyotaro
SIGN Anarchy
SIGN Otaku Hero
SIGN An SSC cofficer appeared!
SIGN Cofficer uses a combo attack.
[03:15] Otaku Hero
What the heck is this?
SIGN Critical hit!
[03:17] Anarchy
Oh, come on!
[03:22] Otaku Hero
It's just like a game!
SIGN Kyotaro
SIGN Anarchy
SIGN Otaku Hero
SIGN Anarchy takes 16 damage!
SIGN Kyotaro
SIGN Anarchy
SIGN Otaku Hero
SIGN Otaku Hero takes 20 damage!
SIGN Kyotaro
SIGN Anarchy
SIGN Otaku Hero
[03:33] Kyotaro
Hey, I lost a life!
SIGN Fight
Run
[03:36] Otaku Hero
Take that!
[03:39] Otaku Hero
You gotta be kidding!
[03:40] Anarchy
I'll do it, then.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Critical hit!
The cofficer was defeated.
[03:47] Adam
I guess you can handle that much.
SIGN I guess you can handle that much.
[03:52] Adam
I'm from SSC.
One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[03:55] Adam
Adam!
[03:56] Anarchy
SSC!
[03:58] Otaku Hero
What have you done
with Blue-chan and Pink-chan?!
[04:00] Adam
Games are more fun
when there's a prize, right?
[04:04] Adam
I thought you could fight me
and try to win them back.
[04:08] Anarchy
What are you talking about?
[04:10] Adam
Yeah, so let's get to it!
[04:14] Anarchy
Who's that?
[04:15] Otaku Hero
Another one?
[04:21] Anarchy
None of you guys have
any conversation skills.
[04:24] Anarchy
Transf—
[04:25] Anarchy
What? I can't?
[04:29] Adam
This is my world!
[04:31] Adam
You're completely powerless here.
[04:33] Adam
You can drown in the program in my head!
[04:41] Anarchy
Damn it!
[04:48] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[04:51] Adam
What a noob.
[04:53] Adam
And you're the leader of the insurgent army?
[04:57] Otaku Hero
Oh, no!
[04:59] Otaku Hero
Ouch!
[05:00] Anarchy
Otaku Hero!
[05:01] Kyotaro
Stop using me as a shield!
[05:07] Kyotaro
What did I just tell you?
[05:14] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan! You okay?
[05:16] Anarchy
That might've killed you.
[05:18] Kyotaro
Itdid kill me!
[05:20] Kyotaro
And what the hell? My lives are limited now?
[05:24] Kyotaro
Zero lives left?!
[05:25] Adam
Huh, the magical girl's carrying you.
[05:29] Adam
You take the magical girl.
[05:31] Adam
I'm more interested in the guy.
[05:33] Eve
Understood.
[05:36] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan?
[05:38] Otaku Hero
What do you think you're doing?
[05:40] Adam
Otaku Hero.
[05:41] Adam
Carried and cuddled by magical girls,
while leading the insurgent army?
[05:45] Adam
You aren't such a big deal.
[05:47] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan and Pink-chan better be all right!
[05:50] Adam
Heh.
[05:50] Adam
Maybe you should spend a second
worrying about yourself instead.
[05:54] Otaku Hero
Why did you bring us here?
[05:56] Adam
Isn't it great?
[05:58] Adam
This world is just the way I want it.
[06:00] Adam
Everything is a game here.
[06:02] Adam
And crushing the Revolutionary
Army will be a breeze.
[06:06] Otaku Hero
What's so good about SSC anyway?
[06:09] Otaku Hero
You can't like what you want to.
That's messed up.
[06:13] Otaku Hero
That Unit-@ guy was brainwashed.
I bet you are, too.
[06:17] Adam
Quit bitching about your stupid dreams!
[06:23] Adam
I was gonna become a pro gamer.
[06:27] (Flashback) Adam
The age of video games is just starting.
[06:29] (Flashback) Adam
Gamers are going to take over the world.
[06:32] (Flashback) Adam
I can't waste any time practicing.
I can do anything I want with hacks!
[06:37] (Flashback) Adam
Yeah! I'm dominating!
[06:40] (Flashback) Adam
All these self-righteous, weak tryhards
who are too afraid to use cheats,
[06:44] (Flashback) Adam
I'll kill them all!
[06:49] (Flashback) Adam
Damn noobs can't touch me!
SIGN Account Closed
This account has been permanently disabled
[06:53] (Flashback) Adam
Huh? I got banned? But why?!
[06:57] (Flashback) Adam
Damn it! I can't log in here, either.
[07:00] (Flashback) Adam
Here I am trying to spread
the joy of gaming around the world.
[07:04] (Flashback) Adam
Why are you kicking me out?
SIGN Error
This account has been terminated!
SIGN Continue
[07:07] (Flashback) Adam
Here? There? This one, too?
[07:09] (Flashback) Adam
Every one of them?!
SIGN Error
This account has been terminated!
SIGN Continue
SIGN Account Closed
This account has been permanently disabled.
[07:14] (Flashback) Adam
Why though?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Adam
I'm the one! I'm the elite gamer!
[07:19] (Flashback) Adam
I should be allowed to use hacks!
[07:22] (Flashback) Adam
I was the first person ever to show
the world how talented gamers are!
[07:36] (Flashback) Adam
So why, then? Why are they rejecting me?
[07:42] (Flashback) Shobon
Don't you want power?
[07:45] (Flashback) Shobon
The wonderful power to make
everything go exactly the way you want?
[07:52] (Flashback) Adam
Who are you?
[07:54] (Flashback) Shobon
If you swear your loyalty to me,
I will give you that power.
[08:21] Adam
That's how I was able to create
the ideal world in my mind.
[08:26] Adam
I got a partner named Eve.
[08:30] Otaku Hero
You chose to join SSC yourself?
[08:33] Adam
Did you think we were all
brainwashed or something?
[08:36] Adam
I decided that I would do anything I had to
[08:40] Adam
to prove that justice was on my side!
[08:44] Adam
Here I come!
[08:47] Anarchy
How dare you look down on people like that?!
[08:59] Anarchy
You're messing with stuff again!
[09:05] Eve
Without your magic, you're nothing
but a foul-mouthed tramp.
[09:10] Anarchy
I'm so gonna beat you up.
[09:13] Kyotaro
Not again!
[09:15] Kyotaro
Hey! I'm on my last life!
[09:23] Anarchy
What the hell? Damn it!
[09:25] Eve
You're helpless in this world.
[09:28] Eve
Try to die gracefully.
[09:30] Kyotaro
I've got continues, baby!
SIGN Fantasy Blocker Switch
[09:43] Otaku Hero
Does that rocket launcher
have infinite ammo?!
[09:45] Adam
In this environment, I can
spawn any power I can imagine.
[09:51] Otaku Hero
You're such a cheater!
[09:53] Adam
I'm connected to all of you.
[09:55] Adam
In this world, I also can spawn anything
inside your head with a single thought.
[10:01] Otaku Hero
Godeen!
[10:02] Adam
Get rekt by your own imagination!
[10:08] Otaku Hero
What a powerful attack!
[10:10] Otaku Hero
No wonder Godeen was able to
save the whole planet!
[10:17] Otaku Hero
Damn it.
[10:19] Otaku Hero
The only one that could ever take
on Godeen is probably Yunboger G.
[10:23] Otaku Hero
But he's not here...
[10:25] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[10:27] Otaku Hero
Yunboger?
[10:30] Otaku Hero
He and I are connected
in this imaginary world, right?
[10:33] Otaku Hero
Then, maybe I can...
[10:35] Adam
Ha!
[10:36] Adam
You think you can do something like this?
[10:40] Otaku Hero
I should be able to.
[10:42] Otaku Hero
We otaku can take just the tiniest
sliver of information to imagine,
[10:47] Otaku Hero
fantasize, create, and have fun on our own!
[10:51] Otaku Hero
And when it's something
that already exists, we can do even more!
[10:56] Adam
Wh-What?!
[11:18] Otaku Hero
I've always wanted to try that.
[11:20] Otaku Hero
Super Galactic Construction Equipment
[11:22] Otaku Hero
Yunboger G!
[11:26] Adam
What did you say?!
[11:27] Otaku Hero
When it comes to imagination and fantasy,
you'll never beat an otaku!
[11:38] Anarchy
What's that?
[11:44] Otaku Hero
Did I get through? Anarchy-chan, you okay?
[11:47] Anarchy
Otaku Hero, what is happening?
[11:49] Otaku Hero
Right now we're inside
a cyberspace that he created.
[11:53] Anarchy
So what do we do?
[11:54] Otaku Hero
As long as we're connected to them,
[11:56] Otaku Hero
we should be able to use
the power of imagination, too!
[11:59] Anarchy
No kidding. So if we think
we can do it, we can?
[12:04] Anarchy
Transform.
[12:07] Eve
Transforming won't help you.
[12:12] Anarchy
Okay. I can do this. I can do this!
[12:15] Anarchy
I think I owe you one from before.
[12:20] Adam
Die, die, diedie, diedie, diedie, die!
[12:26] Otaku Hero
I can even stop a black hole.
[12:28] Otaku Hero
Your attack has no effect on Yunboger G!
[12:31] Otaku Hero
According to canon,
nothing on Earth can destroy him!
[12:34] Adam
What kind of canon is that?!
[12:36] Otaku Hero
Here I go!
[12:41] Otaku Hero
Now I'll show you
the finishing attack that was
[12:43] Otaku Hero
supposed to be revealed
in the uncompleted movie version!
[12:49] Otaku Hero
To be sure it hits the target, lock on!
[12:52] Adam
Wha—!
[12:53] Otaku Hero
And then this!
[12:55] Otaku Hero
The lost movie version
Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
[13:13] Adam
What the hell?!
This guy is using hacks, too?!
[13:16] Otaku Hero
It isn't a hack!
[13:18] Otaku Hero
It bulldozes all of
the misconstructions of the past
[13:20] Otaku Hero
and erects a bridge leading into the future.
[13:23] Otaku Hero
It's the spirit of justice!
[13:26] Adam
Fixing all misconstructions
is what you call justice?
[13:29] Adam
That's just another cheat!
[13:32] Anarchy
All right, all right.
[13:34] Anarchy
All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right!
[13:36] Anarchy
You're the glass cannon type, huh?
[13:39] Eve
Shut up!
[13:46] Anarchy
You're lagging!
[13:50] Eve
Let's see you handle this!
[13:55] Eve
I got her!
[13:58] Kyotaro
Sh-She got me...
[14:00] Eve
I didn't get her?
[14:01] Anarchy
Game...
[14:03] Anarchy
Over!
[14:09] Anarchy
Yeah, give it up!
[14:11] Adam
Eve, we end this now.
[14:25] Anarchy
Here he comes, Otaku Hero!
[14:27] Otaku Hero
Yeah!
[14:33] Otaku Hero
Damn it! He's moving so fast,
I can't get a clear shot!
[14:36] Anarchy
I'll try to slow him down.
[14:39] Anarchy
Heaven's...
[14:43] Anarchy
Damn it!
[14:45] Anarchy
Always pulling sneaky shit!
[14:52] Otaku Hero
I'm stuck in sludge!
[14:54] Otaku Hero
Damn it! Engine at full power!
[14:58] Otaku Hero
Oh, no!
[14:59] Otaku Hero
Did I use up all the energy
with the special attack?
[15:02] Otaku Hero
I recreated him so perfectly I even
kept his one weak point. Poor mileage!
[15:06] Otaku Hero
Damn it! Move! Please move for me, Yunboger!
[15:10] Adam
You like that one? This is what it's like
when I don't hold back!
[15:13] Adam
Don't get so cocky when
you're playing on controller!
[15:21] Anarchy
Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
[15:26] Anarchy
Okay, that hurt.
[15:29] Anarchy
Damn it! Eat this!
[15:33] Anarchy
Then try to block this!
[15:35] Kyotaro
Eh? Really?
[15:36] Anarchy
Heaven's Heat Knock!
[15:43] Eve
You can't be serious!
[15:50] Adam
No way! This is supposed to be my world!
[15:53] Anarchy
Hey!
[15:54] Anarchy
Looks like you can't do
a damn thing without her help.
[15:57] Adam
Huh?
[16:00] Adam
Eve!
[16:01] Anarchy
Now's your chance, Otaku Hero!
[16:03] Anarchy
Go for it!
[16:04] Otaku Hero
Oh, wow.
[16:06] Otaku Hero
There's a g-girl cheering me on?
[16:07] Otaku Hero
The same situation happened in episode 256!
[16:10] Otaku Hero
In that case...!
[16:14] Otaku Hero
We will always rise to fight again!
[16:17] Anarchy
Go for it, Otaku Hero!
[16:20] Anarchy
Go!
[16:22] Anarchy
Finish them off, Otaku Hero!
[16:24] Eve
In that case, I'll take
the magical girl for myself!
[16:31] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[16:33] Adam
Yes!
[16:33] Eve
Yes!
[16:33] Eve
Begin brainwashing!
[16:40] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan?
[16:58] Otaku Hero
Ow!
[17:00] Otaku Hero
What just happened?
[17:02] Anarchy
I don't know,
but something felt really wrong.
[17:06] Otaku Hero
Felt wrong?
[17:10] Adam
What did you put inside us?
What did you do to us?!
[17:17] Eve
I can't look at that!
[17:19] Eve
Becoming this, doing this,
is what I was always programmed for?
[17:28] Adam
Eve!
[17:34] Adam
E-Eve!
[17:40] Adam
Damn it! Is this it?
The end of my ideal world?
[17:48] Otaku Hero
Oh, crap! We need to get out of here!
[17:51] Anarchy
But what about Blue and Pink?
[17:53] Otaku Hero
Of course, we have to find them first!
[17:57] Otaku Hero
What's this?
[18:00] Otaku Hero
Let's go!
[18:01] Anarchy
Yeah.
[18:07] Pink
Gobobo.
[18:09] Blue
Wait! Not right there! Stop it!
[18:14] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan?
[18:14] Anarchy
Pink?
[18:15] Blue
I use a Draw Two and she drops all
the Draw Fours on me? She's a monster!
SIGN °House Rules in Effect
[18:21] Blue
Hi, guys. You sure are late.
[18:23] Pink
Gobo gobo bobobo.
[18:25] Blue
"Do you want to join the game?" She said.
[18:27] Anarchy
Quit playing games inside the enemy's head!
[18:29] Anarchy
Be more scared!
[18:30] Otaku Hero
B-But we're glad you're okay.
[18:34] Otaku Hero
This world is ending.
[18:35] Otaku Hero
Let's get out of here quick.
[18:51] Otaku Hero
My whole body aches.
[18:53] Anarchy
Where are we?
[18:54] Pink
Gobo gobobo?
[18:56] Blue
It looks like we made it back.
[18:58] Otaku Hero
Yeah. I'm glad we're all okay.
[19:01] Anarchy
There's somebody here!
[19:05] Adam
Hmm.
[19:07] Adam
I guess I should take the corner first.
[19:09] Eve
I don't know.
SIGN I don't know.
[19:11] Otaku Hero
Wh-What happened?
[19:13] Anarchy
Is he acting different now?
[19:15] Pink
Gobo. Gobo gobo bobobo.
[19:16] Blue (P)
"Center. Take it first, and you can't lose."
[19:18] Adam
Oh, really?
[19:20] Pink
Gobo!
[19:21] Anarchy
Don't make friends with him.
[19:23] Pink
Gobo.
[19:24] Anarchy
So what do we do with him?
[19:32] Eve
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[19:35] Adam
You guys, watch out!
[19:38] Adam
Th-That lady's really da-dange—
[19:44] Otaku Hero
He froze?
[19:45] Anarchy
What's his problem?!
[19:46] Cofficer
The signal came from here.
[19:48] Otaku Hero
It's cofficers. Let's go!
[19:58] Anarchy
Aren't things a little too quiet?
[20:00] Pink
Gobo bobobo gobo?
[20:03] Blue (P)
"Isn't anybody here?"
[20:04] Otaku Hero
Or maybe they were all caught?
[20:07] otaku
It's Otaku Hero!
[20:08] otaku
Hey, they're back!
[20:09] otaku
They're home!
[20:09] otaku
Otaku Hero!
[20:12] Otaku Hero
Guys! You're all okay!
[20:14] Game Otaku
Yeah. We beat 'em, you know.
[20:16] Military Otaku
All thanks to Nick!
[20:18] Nick
What took you so long, Otaku Hero?
[20:20] Nick
Thanks to your little pep talk,
we were able to fight SSC off!
[20:24] Otaku Hero
You did great, guys!
[20:26] Otaku Hero
With our second win in Nakano
and the successful defense of Akiba,
[20:30] Otaku Hero
we're definitely one
step closer to revolution!
[20:33] Nick
So while we're at it,
[20:34] Nick
you wanna send the Revolutionary Otaku
Army's message around the country?
[20:39] Otaku Hero
Send our message? But how?
[20:41] Nick
We hold a big event!
[20:43] Nick
We'll stream it across the country and
show it to the closeted otaku, the normies,
[20:47] Nick
and everyone else!
[20:48] otaku
Whoa!
[20:50] Otaku Hero
An event?
[20:51] Nick
Yeah!
[20:52] Nick
I'll use all my connections, and we'll
all make it the biggest event ever.
[20:56] Nick
We'll show them the otaku
fire is still burning!
[20:59] Nick
We'll show those SSC jerks!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
Nick, you know that's...
[21:04] Nick
Oh. No good?
[21:06] Otaku Hero
...a really great idea!
[21:14] Cofficer
These videos have gone viral, and are
spreading faster than we can delete them.
[21:20] Cofficer
Perhaps we should try
to understand the otaku better.
[21:24] Cofficer
Just trying to suppress them is becoming more and more...
[21:25] Shobon
That's enough.
[21:28] Shobon
We can't let the otaku—
the rebel army roam free anymore.
[21:33] Shobon
I look forward to seeing
the results of your work.
[21:41] Nick
So what do we call the event?
[21:44] Otaku Hero
How about this?
SIGN Wanku
[23:25] narrator
Lyrics you can't shake,
[23:27] narrator
a groove that shakes your hips.
[23:29] narrator
The set list is a squeeze.
[23:31] narrator
How's that Kool-Aid tastin'?
[23:33] narrator
In an ideological reality,
[23:35] narrator
a magical concert stage
[23:37] narrator
appears like a mirage.
E8 - DANCING QUEENS
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SIGN Wanku! Planning Meeting
SIGN Wanku! Planning Meeting
[00:05] Train Otaku
Would you give me a break!
How long is this meeting anyway?
[00:09] Nick
Yeah, it's like I said.
[00:10] Military Otaku
A "secret underground party"?
[00:13] Military Otaku
What are we even supposed to do?
[00:15] Anime Otaku
Is it different from Comiket?
[00:17] Game Otaku
I know all about game conventions.
[00:19] JSDF Otaku
I bet it's like a live fire demonstration.
[00:21] Kyotaro
Oh, very nice.
[00:22] Kyotaro
Every word I'm hearing screams,
"I've lived my whole life as a loser."
[00:27] Kyotaro
Pretty much.
[00:27] Nick
Yeah, they're basically the same,
[00:30] Nick
but you guys aren't
in the audience this time!
[00:33] Nick
You're the organizers, so you make it happen!
[00:36] Military Otaku
Yeah, but make what happen?
[00:38] Nick
I'll tell you one more time.
[00:39] Nick
The goal of this event
is to spread the message
[00:43] Nick
of our Revolutionary Army all around Japan.
[00:45] Nick
The message that the flame
of otaku still burns bright!
[00:48] Train Otaku
That's easy for you to say.
You're all talk anyway.
[00:52] Military Otaku
Yeah, you can say whatever you
want hiding behind that thing.
[00:54] Kyotaro
I know the type.
[00:55] Kyotaro
Dudes who play the role
but have zero street cred.
[00:59] Nick
Aww, guys, don't say it like that.
[01:01] Anarchy
I'm going brain dead from the boredom.
[01:04] Blue
That's the problem.
[01:05] Blue
They got carried away
and decided to throw a party,
[01:08] Blue
but didn't actually have
any idea how to do it.
[01:12] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[01:13] Blue
"Otaku who've never once taken
the lead to get anything done
[01:18] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[01:18] Blue
aren't going to know how to take
the lead to get something done."
[01:21] Kyotaro
Teacher, I think the first thing they need
to do is realize their own incompetence!
[01:26] Anarchy
And on top of all that,
this leader of ours...
[01:35] Blue
Like an elementary schooler hiding
in the back of the class
[01:38] Blue
so he doesn't get called on.
[01:41] Nick
Hey! Otaku Hero!
[01:43] Nick
I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!
[01:45] Idol Otaku
Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?
[01:48] Anime Otaku
He's right. You should tell us your vision
as the leader of the Revolutionary Army.
[01:52] Otaku Hero
Um, well, I just...
[01:57] Military Otaku
Hm? What's this?
[02:01] all
Whoa!
SIGN Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
[03:41] Train Otaku
Why didn't we think of this sooner?
[03:42] Military Otaku
That's it! Yeah!
[03:44] Anime Otaku
This explains what our secret
underground party is all about!
[03:50] Game Otaku
We knew you'd come through, Otaku Hero!
[03:51] JDSF Otaku
Our leader!
[03:53] Idol Otaku
Take control of our secret
underground party, Otaku Hero!
[03:57] Otaku Hero
Uh, yeah, I'm not so sure.
[04:00] Military Otaku
We're totally depending on you!
[04:02] Game Otaku
You're lead producer.
[04:04] Game Otaku
If we're gonna make Wanku
happen, we need your help!
[04:08] Anime Otaku
We're begging you, Producer!
[04:09] JSDF Otaku
Producer!
[04:10] Otaku Hero
M-Me? A producer...?
SIGN Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
[04:18] Otaku Hero
Okay, cool.
[04:19] Otaku Hero
For starters, spit out all
the ideas you brainstormed for Wanku.
[04:24] Otaku Hero
There's no reason to be shy.
Nah, it isn't difficult.
[04:27] Otaku Hero
I mean, the important thing is to open your
minds and let the ideas flow. Am I right?
[04:32] All
Wow!
[04:32] Anime Otaku
I think he's right!
[04:34] Train Otaku
He really is a producer!
[04:37] Otaku Hero
Let's show how much we like
the things we like!
[04:42] Kyotaro
Wha?
[04:44] Anarchy
What's gotten into him?
[04:46] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo.
[04:47] Blue
It's like he flipped a switch or something.
[04:54] Otaku Hero
While we're at it, why don't
we also sell some merch?
[04:57] Otaku Hero
Oh? We don't have the funds or know-how?
[05:00] Otaku Hero
If we don't give it a shot,
it's over before it started.
[05:03] Otaku Hero
Can't find an underground event venue?
[05:06] Otaku Hero
So what? Do we really
have to do it underground?
[05:09] Otaku Hero
Let's build an outdoor stage
at the Akihabara park ruins and do it big!
[05:15] Otaku Hero
Let's show how much we like
the things we like!
SIGN "Can you explain why you agreed
to produce this 'Wanku' event?"
[05:23] Otaku Hero
There wasn't any one reason for it.
[05:25] Otaku Hero
Everyone's passion and enthusiasm.
Everyone's devotion...
[05:28] Otaku Hero
When they showed me how they felt,
no matter how much I searched for one,
[05:33] Otaku Hero
I couldn't think of any
reason to turn it down.
[05:39] Otaku Hero
How's the stream prep going, Nick?
[05:41] Nick
It's all coming together. No prob.
[05:43] Otaku Hero
How about this, Nick?
Instead of just streaming it,
[05:46] Otaku Hero
why don't we hijack the TV signals and
[05:48] Otaku Hero
broadcast our party
into everyone's living room?
[05:51] Nick
You mean forcing our otaku event
on demographics that aren't even online?
[05:55] Nick
That's pretty punk, man.
[05:57] Otaku Hero
Can you handle it, Nick?
[05:59] Nick
Leave it to this guy, Otaku Hero!
[06:02] Anime Otaku
Lead Producer!
SIGN Wanku!
[06:04] Idol Otaku
Here are the guests who agreed
to perform at Wanku.
[06:07] Idol Otaku
First, the famous anisong
singer Guts Takako-san!
[06:10] Guts Takako
I'm Guts. It's very nice to meet you.
[06:12] Otaku Hero
I enjoyed your work in Frozing.
[06:14] Otaku Hero
Great to be working with you.
[06:16] Idol Otaku
And over here,
[06:17] Idol Otaku
the actress who played Obayashi Zeneko,
[06:20] Idol Otaku
the construction site idol heroine of Super
Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G.
[06:23] Idol Otaku
It's Homura Yuriri-san!
[06:25] Otaku Hero
Great to finally meet you, Yuririn.
[06:27] Homura Yuriri
We all felt so awful when
they started oppressing otaku.
[06:32] Homura Yuriri
But still...
[06:33] Otaku Hero
The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow.
[06:35] Homura Yuriri
Right! And its layers embrace
the changing times!
[06:39] Anime Otaku
We're still getting buried
in requests to appear
[06:43] Anime Otaku
from tons of famous voice actors
and anisong singers who've been in hiding!
[06:46] Otaku Hero
Why don't we take the
opportunity to film footage
[06:49] Otaku Hero
for a physical release like
a DVD or something?
[06:52] Idol Otaku
Great idea!
[06:53] Otaku Hero
What do they call it, "mixed media"?
[06:55] Otaku Hero
We could do a comic adaptation,
a film version, an anime,
[06:58] Otaku Hero
and get the whole world
caught up in this thing.
[07:00] all
Whoa!
[07:02] Otaku Hero
Let's show how much we like
the things we like!
[07:06] text
"Performing on an outdoor stage,
streaming worldwide..."
[07:09] text
"Is it still possible to call this
a secret underground party?"
[07:12] text
"Isn't the scale of the event
actually much bigger than that?"
[07:15] Otaku Hero
Sure, there's really nothing secret
or underground about it anymore.
[07:19] Otaku Hero
But who cares about that anyway?
[07:22] Otaku Hero
Who could stop us now,
when we're riding this big wave?
[07:28] Otaku Hero
The most difficult part of being a producer?
[07:31] Otaku Hero
Honestly, I've never felt
any of it was difficult.
[07:34] Otaku Hero
If you have the passion, enthusiasm,
and fire, anything is possible.
[07:38] Otaku Hero
Nothing is out of reach!
[07:39] Otaku Hero
But the second you give up on it,
that becomes the final episode.
[07:45] Otaku Hero
But isn't that right?
Doesn't everybody think so?
[07:48] Otaku Hero
Don't you want to show
how much you like the things you like?
[07:51] Otaku Hero
So do it! Shout it out!
[07:53] Otaku Hero
Shout about how much you like
the things you like!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
SIGN CURRY RICE
SIGN BEER
[08:19] both
Whoa!
[08:21] Train Otaku
The day is finally here!
[08:22] Military Otaku
Yeah! It's gonna be
a huge success, no question!
[08:25] JSDF Otaku
And it's all thanks to Otaku Hero!
[08:27] Anime Otaku
Lead Producer!
[08:29] Idol Otaku
Lead Producer!
[08:31] Game Otaku
Lead Producer!
[08:37] Otaku Hero
How's attendance looking?
[08:38] Train Otaku
What did you expect?
We're way over capacity!
[08:44] Military Otaku
Well, then, will you give the introduction?
[08:53] Otaku Hero
Yeah, I guess so.
SIGN Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
SIGN "Are you at all nervous
about hosting this event?"
[09:34] Otaku Hero
Nervous?
[09:35] Otaku Hero
I'm going to have the time of my life.
[09:38] Otaku Hero
What do I have to be nervous about?
[09:41] Otaku Hero
I think it's going to go great.
[09:43] Otaku Hero
My heart's already racing with excitement!
[09:45] Anarchy
Hey.
[09:46] Otaku Hero
So yeah, what I mean
about saying how much you like—
[09:48] Anarchy
Hey, Otaku Hero!
[09:51] Otaku Hero
Hm?
[09:53] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[10:05] Blue
Who the hell are you talking to?
SIGN WANKU!
SIGN CURRY RICE
SIGN BEER
[10:15] Otaku Hero
What... is this?
[10:25] Nick
Hey! Otaku Hero!
[10:26] Nick
I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!
[10:29] Idol Otaku
Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?
[10:32] Otaku Hero
Um, well...
[10:35] Otaku Hero
That's right. That's how it was.
[10:39] Otaku Hero
When we decided to host
Wanku!, our party event,
[10:43] Otaku Hero
at first I thought I could
power my way through it.
[10:46] Otaku Hero
But when it came down to it,
[10:49] Otaku Hero
when I stopped to think
about what was going on,
SIGN like
[10:53] Otaku Hero
I started to get this bad feeling.
[10:56] Otaku Hero
I want to celebrate our
battle victories so far.
[10:59] Otaku Hero
To enjoy them with everyone.
To tell the whole world.
[11:02] Otaku Hero
That's what our party was for.
[11:04] Otaku Hero
And all these preparations.
[11:06] Otaku Hero
But... But...
[11:09] Anarchy
Is it really the time for that?
[11:12] Blue
To be letting loose?
[11:14] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo.
[11:15] Blue (P)
"Aren't you forgetting something important?"
[11:19] Anarchy
It's not like we've already won the war.
[11:22] Blue
The fight is only gonna
get harder from here on out.
[11:28] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo gobo...
[11:28] Blue (P)
"By throwing a big, flashy party like this,
[11:31] Blue (P)
you're surely going to get more heat
from the public than ever before."
[11:35] Anarchy
Shobon is definitely going to
find out about it, too.
[11:39] Blue
Oh, yeah.
[11:40] Blue
It'll give them a prime
opportunity to attack.
[11:44] Anarchy
Basically, I think we're all trying
to ignore how bad the situation is,
[11:49] Anarchy
while deep inside we're
terrified and full of doubt.
[11:52] Blue
Planning a big party,
as if that's something you'd ever do.
[11:55] Blue
Aren't you just being stupid?
[11:58] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo, gobogo.
[11:59] Blue (P)
"In other words, all you're doing
is avoiding reality."
[12:11] Otaku Hero
Some part of me realized that.
I was aware of it.
[12:15] Otaku Hero
But the pain of reality,
the uncertainty of what was ahead...
[12:20] Otaku Hero
I couldn't stand to deal with it.
[12:23] Otaku Hero
I got too scared to face it.
[12:26] Otaku Hero
I mean, we otaku are already
alienated from the world.
[12:31] Otaku Hero
But despite that, throwing a party
or event or whatever...
[12:35] Otaku Hero
Maybe it was a mistake to try to have
a festival in the first place.
[12:39] Otaku Hero
Otaku gods, I'm very sorry.
[12:42] Otaku Hero
I won't do it again.
[12:43] Otaku Hero
I won't try to throw any parties.
[12:46] Otaku Hero
I'm truly sorry!
[12:50] Anarchy
You shouldn't have to apologize.
[12:53] Anarchy
Throwing an event like this
isn't such a bad idea.
[12:56] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[12:58] Anarchy
I think you're right to be worried
about those things, Otaku Hero.
[13:03] Anarchy
I've been really worried, too.
[13:06] Blue
Our battles with the enemy have
actually been getting worse.
[13:11] Pink
Gobo. Gobo gobo gobobobo.
[13:12] Blue (P)
"There is absolutely no reason
to be holding a festival right now."
[13:15] Anarchy
But I do understand why you'd want to
try something like that once in a while.
[13:21] Anarchy
If you go wild when it's peaceful
and nothing is going on,
[13:25] Anarchy
it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.
[13:27] Blue
Although we're at the absolute bottom,
[13:30] Blue
you're risking it all to run
head-first toward destruction.
[13:33] Blue
You can only do that when you're young.
[13:35] Anarchy
Let's set fire to the hearts of all
the otaku out there and go all out!
[13:38] Anarchy
Into despair, into depression,
even into hell!
[13:42] Pink
Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[13:44] Blue
Let's highway to the hell!
[13:47] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan, Pink-chan.
[13:51] Otaku Hero
Hold on a sec, but won't it
all end in a flash anyway?
[13:56] Otaku Hero
If we run from depression for a minute of
fun without thinking of the consequences...
[14:00] Anarchy
Then would you rather do nothing?
[14:03] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[14:03] Blue
When everyday is a tough battle,
and you've lost all the joy in life,
[14:08] Blue
the only victory left is a total victory.
[14:11] Blue
Always judging yourself so
harshly, pushing yourself,
[14:13] Blue
closing off your mind, your heart.
[14:17] Blue
Closing yourself off completely.
[14:20] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[14:21] Blue (P)
"That probably only leads
to one thing. Destruction."
[14:25] Otaku Hero
Hold on... Wait a minute.
[14:28] Otaku Hero
Which one is it? Which one am I in?
[14:49] Otaku Hero
What is happening here?
[14:52] Anarchy
You need to decide. By yourself.
[14:54] Otaku Hero
I can't.
[14:56] Anarchy
Isn't it what you've always said?
[15:00] Anarchy
To say you like...
[15:02] Blue
...what you want to like...
[15:04] Pink
Gobo gobo bo?
[15:06] Otaku Hero
I do want to say it.
[15:10] Otaku Hero
I do.
[15:12] Otaku Hero
The things I like are...
SIGN Wanku!
[15:26] Kyotaro
Are y'all ready?!
[15:29] audience
Yeah!
[15:31] Kyotaro
Together, we're gonna blow
the minds of otaku all around the world!
[15:37] Kyotaro
Welcome to the secret
underground party Wanku!
[15:40] Kyotaro
Let's get started!
[15:43] Kyotaro
First off, the heroine from Super
Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G.
[15:47] Kyotaro
You adored her in her role
as construction site idol Obayashi Zeneko!
[15:50] Kyotaro
Let's get Homura Yuriri-chan on the stage!
[15:56] fan
Yuririn!
[16:13] Anime Otaku
The crowd is going wild!
This is a huge success, man!
[16:18] Nick
Yo, things are crazy here, too!
Wanku! is all over the Internet!
[16:23] Nick
Here, there, even over there.
It's everywhere!
SIGN Wanku
[16:27] Anime Otaku
What about the broadcast hijack?
[16:29] Nick
Yeah, I nailed it!
[16:30] Nick
By now, all the non-otaku
are probably losing their minds!
SIGN Wanku!
SIGN Wanku
[16:36] Shobon
Hmm.
[16:38] Kyotaro
Next up is the leader of our
very own Revolutionary Army.
[16:42] Kyotaro
Otaku Hero!
[17:20] Otaku Hero singing
Ah, why is it so?
[17:23] Otaku Hero singing
I'm sure you all know what I mean
[17:28] Otaku Hero singing
Right here we have a
[17:31] Otaku Hero singing
Beautiful world all around us
[17:34] Otaku Hero singing
But we get mislead,
[17:35] Idol Otaku
W-We're in trouble!
[17:36] Anime Otaku
What's wrong?
[17:37] Idol Otaku
There are huge armies approaching
Akiba from all directions!
[17:39] Otaku Hero singing
Mud thrown at our heads
[17:43] Otaku Hero singing
Still even then, I know we'll find
[17:47] Otaku Hero singing
Something to keep holding on to, whoo
[17:53] Otaku Hero singing
Everything happens for a reason
[17:57] Otaku Hero singing
Hold on to your love
[18:00] Otaku Hero singing
Whatever kind of present,
it all leads to a future
[18:04] Otaku Hero
Yeah. This is reality.
[18:04] Otaku Hero singing
That's for you, whoo
[18:07] Otaku Hero
It's painful. It's bloody.
[18:08] Otaku Hero singing
Keep on blowin' like a strong wind
[18:10] Otaku Hero
There might be nothing but despair ahead.
[18:12] Otaku Hero singing
Keep on fighting until the end
[18:14] Otaku Hero
But still...
SIGN Tell everyone how much you like
[18:22] Nick
Hey! Otaku Hero!
[18:23] Nick
I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!
SIGN Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
[18:35] Otaku Hero singing
Living your own life just the way you want
[18:39] Otaku Hero singing
Is what we all want, baby
[18:43] Otaku Hero singing
Because I am what I am
[18:47] Otaku Hero singing
And you are just as you are
[19:14] Shobon
Hm?
[19:33] Anarchy; Blue
Magical Destroyers, suckers!
[19:33] Pink
Gobobo gobo-bo, gobo!
[19:36] Anarchy
Heading straight for destruction!
[19:38] Anarchy
If you like it, then say so!
[19:40] Anarchy
Screw it!
[19:41] Pink
Gobobo!
[19:42] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
That ain't enough! You're almost brain dead!
[19:45] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Please, please! Asking nicely, please!
[19:47] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Come on, come on, don't chicken out!
[19:50] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Let us hear it, let us
hear it, take us away!
[19:52] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Violent girls, right here before you!
[19:54] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Let's go crazy! Let it loose today!
[19:57] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Shake, shake, shake off frustration!
[19:59] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
Push, push, push!
[20:01] Anarchy
Don't just stand there!
[20:02] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing
One two, one two, punchline!
[20:04] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
We are, we are party girls!
[20:07] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
No one, no one, anti-side!
[20:09] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Pan two, pan two, no panty flash!
[20:12] Anarchy
Not nearly enough. This ain't even close!
[20:15] Anarchy
What are you waiting for, magical mosh pit?!
[20:18] Anarchy
Show us what you got, assholes!
[20:26] Blue
These bandwagoned baby yes-men
need their diapers changed.
[20:31] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Loser, loser, loser, loser winners
[20:34] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Love their, love their,
love their, love their freedom
[20:36] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Easy, easy, easy, easy dreamers
[20:38] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Look they're, look they're,
look they're big complainers
[20:41] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Loser, loser, loser, loser winners
[20:43] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Love their, love their,
love their, love their freedom
[20:46] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Heaven! Or! Hell!
[20:48] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing
Rage!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
My God!
[21:04] Train Otaku
Is this for real?
[21:06] Military Otaku
It's a miracle!
[21:09] Anime Otaku
Wait, were we supposed to
have other performers?
[21:14] Otaku Hero
This isn't a dream, is it?
[21:17] Anarchy
No.
[21:19] Blue
Your dreams, Otaku Hero...
[21:21] Pink
...gobo bobobo gobo...
[21:22] Blue (P)
"...and the fiery passions
of everyone here..."
[21:25] Anarchy
...have changed the world!
[21:28] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[21:35] Kyotaro
Too soon!
[21:50] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[21:52] Big Bro
Hello!
[23:25] narrator
Love. It gets heavy.
[23:27] narrator
Love. It sends you flying.
[23:29] narrator
Love. It tears you apart.
[23:32] narrator
Love. It messes with everything.
[23:34] narrator
Yeah, in love,
[23:36] narrator
telepathic fits, smashed into bits.
E9 - LOVE IS NIGHTMARE
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[00:01] Kyotaro
Too soon!
[00:11] Bro
Hello!
[01:52] Bro
Hello, hello! Yeah!
[01:55] Bro
Hi, otaku people! Nice to meet you!
[01:58] Bro
You know about SSC's Four Heavenly Kings?
[02:02] Bro
Well, we lost two of them already...
[02:04] Bro
But we're one of them!
[02:06] All
Huh?!
[02:08] Bro
The girl holding me
is my little sister Himawari.
[02:11] Bro
I'm sure you can all see
how adorable she is,
[02:13] Bro
but she's also a little bit shy,
[02:15] Bro
so I'll be doing the talking.
[02:22] Bro
Huh? Hey, I won't take too much time.
[02:26] Bro
Don't you hate it when the principal
goes on long, rambling speeches?
[02:29] Bro
So I'll keep this short.
Your event is now over
[02:33] Bro
because Himawari and I are going to wipe
you and your criminal otaku gang out!
[02:45] Otaku Hero
Guys!
[02:45] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
[02:46] Blue (P)
"Get everyone to shelter!"
[02:52] Game Otaku
Th-This is bad!
[02:53] Military Otaku
But our big event!
[02:54] Train Otaku
What's gonna happen to us?
[02:57] Military Otaku
Oh, crap!
[02:58] Anarchy
Don't mess with us!
[03:03] Otaku Hero
Everyone, this way! Hurry!
[03:11] Bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong, magical girls?
[03:14] Bro
You don't look very happy.
[03:17] Pink
Gobo bobo gobo.
[03:18] Blue
Yeah, I know.
[03:20] Blue
Can't let our guard down with these ones.
[03:23] Kyotaro
That guy is, like, super gross.
[03:26] Blue
Yeah, a nasty talking head.
[03:28] Blue
Shouldn't that be rated R-15?
[03:30] Pink
Gobogobobo.
[03:31] Blue
Huh? Oh, totally, totally.
SIGN Moan
[03:33] Blue
My entire life is rated X!
[03:35] Blue
Would you shut up?
[03:37] Bro
When you mess with SSC, you die.
[03:41] Bro
What I mean is,
I'm gonna kill you right now!
[03:44] Bro
Yay!
[03:48] Kyotaro
I always get killed!
[03:51] Pink
Gobo!
[03:53] Pink
Gobo?
[03:56] Bro
If you hit Himawari, she'll get hurt!
[04:00] Blue
That's why I'm trying to hit her!
[04:03] Bro
I said watch out!
[04:07] Bro
You aren't allowed to touch Himawari, okay?
[04:10] Bro
You need to go through me first.
[04:12] Blue
I'm the type that likes
to eat the best part first.
[04:16] Bro
Huh?
[04:17] Bro
Himawari always saves the best for last,
so I guess you won't get along.
[04:21] Bro
All right, let's clean this mess up.
[04:24] Bro
Himawari, go ahead.
[04:36] Kyotaro
Dumbass!
[04:44] Anarchy
Otaku Hero, can Blue and Pink handle this?
[04:48] Otaku Hero
I'm not sure, but we've got
to believe in them.
[04:54] Blue
What is this guy's deal?
[04:55] Pink
Gobobo. Gobo bobo gobo.
[04:58] Blue
Which one do we take out?
[04:59] Blue
We've got to get both of them!
[05:01] Blue
But why is he only a severed head?
[05:04] Bro
I could tell you, but it's a long story.
[05:07] Pink
Gobo bobobo!
[05:07] Blue (P)
"Keep it short!"
[05:10] Bro
I died by Himawari's hand.
[05:13] Blue
What's that supposed to mean?
[05:15] Bro
Or maybe I should say,
I asked her to kill me.
[05:18] Bro
Because I really, really,
really love her so much!
[05:22] Kyotaro
Whoa, aren't you talking about ince—!
[05:26] Bro
I'd ask you to keep your
dirty fantasies to yourself.
[05:28] Bro
But it was always my dream.
To have Himawari kill me.
[05:35] Bro
Ever since Himawari was born,
my whole life revolved around her.
[05:40] Bro
I lived for Himawari,
and I would die for her.
[05:44] Bro
I felt like that was
the entire reason I was born!
[05:47] Blue
Wow, that's pretty heavy.
[05:49] Blue
But doesn't the little girl
have something to say about it?
[05:51] Bro
Himawari and I are bound by our love.
[05:54] Bro
We're connected telepathically,
so we feel the same way.
[05:56] Blue
I wasn't asking you.
[05:58] Bro
You don't need to ask her. I'm her brother.
[06:01] Blue
Which means you must've made her do it.
[06:03] Pink
Gobo bobo gobo.
[06:05] Bro
Yeah, I figured you wouldn't get it.
It has nothing to do with you anyway.
[06:09] Bro
But for me and Himawari, this is love.
[06:12] Bro
Aren't y'all gettin' enough love?
[06:23] Blue
Confusion (Alternative Mix)!
[06:30] Blue
Pink!
[06:31] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo!
[06:36] Pink
Go-bo!
[06:39] Bro
I won't let you touch Himawari!
[06:45] Blue
Wow. You're such a caring, devoted brother.
[06:48] Bro
Yeah, of course I am!
Himawari made my dream come true!
[06:53] Bro
So that's why this time
I'm putting all my body and soul
[06:56] Bro
into making Himawari's dreams come true, too!
[07:00] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
[07:01] Blue (P)
"You don't even have a body!"
[07:02] Bro
Yeah, guess you're right about that!
[07:15] (Flashback) Slayer
What's wrong, sweetie?
[07:20] (Flashback) Slayer
Oh, I see.
[07:22] (Flashback) Slayer
But you have nothing to worry about.
[07:24] (Flashback) Slayer
Just leave everything to Shobon-sama.
[07:27] (Flashback) Shobon
If you're willing to help us out,
I'll bring your brother back to life.
[07:31] (Flashback) Slayer
I'm sure he'll make your wish come true.
[07:34] (Flashback) Slayer
Don't you want to stay
with your brother forever?
[07:37] (Flashback) Slayer
Just trust Shobon-sama.
[07:40] (Flashback) Slayer
Okay?
[07:55] (Flashback) Slayer
Now be sure to do to what Shobon-sama says,
[07:59] Slayer
or else your brother will have to go away.
[08:04] Bro
Yeah, time to wrap things up.
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[08:15] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan, take care of everyone!
[08:24] Bro
Deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:27] Bro
Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:31] Bro
Deeper, deeper, deeper,
deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:38] Military Otaku
Fire!
[08:39] Military Otaku
We've got to save Blue-chan and Pink-chan!
[08:42] Bro
Oh, shut up!
[08:48] JSDF Otaku
Retreat! Retreat!
[08:49] Military Otaku
Then, eat this!
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
[08:53] Bro
Huh?
[08:55] Bro
Too bright!
[09:00] Blue
Otaku Hero-sama!
[09:04] Otaku Hero
Are you two okay?
[09:05] Pink
Gobo bobobo?
[09:06] Blue (P)
"What does it look like?"
[09:08] Pink
Gobo!
[09:09] Pink
Gobo bobo! Gobo bobobo!
[09:10] Otaku Hero
Huh? What is it?
[09:11] Blue
She said, "give me the drugs."
[09:14] Otaku Hero
The drugs?
[09:15] Pink
Gobobo...
[09:19] Kyotaro
You sure the stuff's good?
[09:22] Blue
We're not.
[09:24] Blue
But it's now or never.
[09:26] Pink
Gobo gobo...
[09:26] Blue (P)
"We have to power up."
[09:39] Kyotaro
Pee-yew!
[09:40] Blue
Here we go.
[09:41] Pink
Gobo.
[09:42] Kyotaro
Barf.
[09:47] Kyotaro
Ehh...
[09:57] Otaku Hero
Girls! If it's bad, then spit it out!
[10:01] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[10:24] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Hang in there!
[10:29] Bro
Ah, there you are.
[10:31] Bro
Don't run away like that!
[10:34] Bro
Those two in the back look pretty messed up.
[10:37] Bro
Well then, goodbye.
[10:45] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan?
[10:46] Blue
Oh, stop!
[10:47] Blue
I'm sorry, sir, but you
aren't allowed to touch the girls.
[10:51] Blue
All right!
[10:52] Pink
Go-bo!
[10:56] Otaku Hero
Pink-chan!
[10:57] Pink
Gobo gobo! Gobobobo!
[10:58] Blue (P)
"I'm feeling stronger than ever before!"
[11:00] Blue
Now it's our showtime!
[11:03] Pink
Gobo!
[11:10] Otaku Hero
Uh...
[11:11] Otaku Hero
I-Is this stuff really...
[11:15] Otaku Hero
okay?
[11:18] Pink
Gobo! Bobo. Gobo gobo!
[11:20] Anarchy
What are those gross things?
[11:22] Anarchy
From the colors, are they Blue and Pink?
[11:25] Anarchy
What the hell are they doing?
[11:28] Blue
Things are gonna be different now.
[11:30] Pink
Gobo, gobo!
[11:31] Bro
Yeah, looks like you got a little stronger,
but will that really help?
[11:36] Blue
Do your trash talking now,
while you still can!
[11:40] Pink
Gobo!
[11:42] Bro
Huh? What's that?
[11:44] Blue
Yeah, I'm saying...
[11:46] Blue
Would you shut up for one minute?
[12:03] Pink & Blue
Ooh!
[12:06] Otaku Hero
Amazing! This is the drug Chogo-shi made?
[12:09] Kyotaro
It can't be good for you.
[12:11] Blue
So once again, it's showtime!
[12:13] Pink
Gobo!
[12:18] Bro
Himawari, don't hold back!
[12:20] Bro
Huh? Eh? Ehh?
[12:23] Bro
Um, what?
[12:26] Bro
Himawari?
[12:28] Bro
Ah! Ow ow ow ow!
Ouch, that hurts! That hurts!
[12:33] Bro
Owie. That hurt your brother a little.
[12:36] Bro
Wh-What's wrong, Himawari?
[12:39] Blue
Chance!
[12:41] Pink
Gobobo!
[12:42] Bro
Himawari! Ah, ouch!
[12:44] Bro
Hey, I'm busy over here!
[12:46] Bro
Why are you feeling grumpy?
[12:50] Bro
Did your big brother do something wrong?
[12:53] Bro
Fine, just wait a minute.
[12:55] Bro
We can talk when it's all over. Okay?
[12:57] Blue
Is this really the time to be quarreling?
[13:00] Bro
Would you quit getting in my way?!
[13:06] Bro
Oh, very nice catch.
[13:08] Blue
Yeah, ball play is my thing.
[13:10] Blue
Just kidding, though!
[13:11] Bro
Heh.
[13:13] Pink
Gobo!
[13:19] Bro
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[13:20] Blue
What the hell is this tongue?
You're disgusting.
[13:23] Bro
You shouldn't throw around
the word "disgusting" so easily.
[13:26] Bro
Most folks would feel harmed by that!
[13:28] Blue
Oh, yeah? But some people
would get turned on!
[13:35] Blue
Confusion (Essential Mix)!
[13:38] Bro
Aah! That's disgusting!
[13:40] Something
Thank you very much, Master!
[13:42] Bro
Pee-yew! What the hell?!
[13:44] Bro
Hey, cut it out! Pew!
[13:46] Bro
You stinking stink of stink!
[13:47] Blue
Consider that my
[13:48] Blue
p-r-e-s-e-n-t.
[13:54] Bro
Damn it!
[13:56] Kyotaro
Nice one!
[13:58] Anarchy
Wait, Otaku Hero!
[14:00] Anarchy
Did something happen to Blue and Pink?
[14:02] Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[14:03] Otaku Hero
They used the power-up drug from Chogo-shi.
[14:06] Anarchy
Huh?!
[14:07] Kyotaro
But you sure that's good?
Powering up all of a sudden.
[14:11] Otaku Hero
What do you mean?
[14:12] Kyotaro
Well, if you get that strong that quick,
you could have a bad reaction.
[14:18] Otaku Hero
Bad reaction?
[14:24] Bro
That was the worst present ever.
I don't appreciate it one bit!
[14:28] Blue
Well, that's just too bad.
I really put my love into it.
[14:32] Bro
Hate to be rude, but I get more than
enough love from Himawari.
[14:36] Pink
Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo bo!
[14:38] Blue
I hear you.
[14:40] Blue
We have to get the head,
or we'll run out of magic.
[14:43] Blue
But the head is so small...
[14:46] Blue
Oh, I know! Listen here.
[14:48] Pink
Gobo?
[14:49] Bro
A strategy meeting?
What's the point of that now?
[14:53] Blue
It's gonna be a surprise!
[14:55] Bro
You aren't supposed to tell me that!
[14:57] Pink
Gobo! Gobobobo, gobo!
[15:01] Pink
Gobo!
[15:01] Blue (P)
"Fire!"
[15:03] Bro
You think that's gonna beat me?
[15:09] Bro
Huh?
[15:09] Blue
Then, how about this?!
[15:14] Pink
Gobo!
[15:14] Blue
All right!
[15:14] Pink
Gobo-bo!
[15:19] Bro
The hell you think you're doing?
[15:21] Bro
Huh? What just happened?
[15:23] Blue
You're too small as a head,
[15:25] Pink
Gobobobo, gobo!
[15:25] Blue (P)
"So we gave you a body! Yeah!"
[15:27] Bro
Whaaat?! But I'm a guy!
[15:31] Bro
H-Himawari, your brother just got a body!
[15:33] Bro
But it's a girl's body!
[15:35] Bro
I'm not your brother
anymore. I'm your sister!
[15:39] Bro
But now I can move on my own like I used to!
[15:43] Bro
I suddenly feel so free!
[15:46] Bro
All right, here I go.
[15:47] Bro
Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, boiiing!
[15:51] Blue
What the hell? Now he's even worse!
[15:53] Pink
Gobobo, gobo-go!
[15:55] Blue
We won't know if the plan worked
or not until we're done!
[15:58] Bro
I wonder about that.
[16:04] Bro
I hate to do this
while you're all powered up,
[16:06] Bro
but it looks like you
powered me up, too! Bah!
[16:12] Pink
Gobo!
[16:13] Bro
Heh!
[16:17] Pink
Gobobo bobobo!
[16:18] Blue
I know! You don't have to keep yelling!
[16:22] Bro
What's wrong? Are we already done?
[16:25] Blue
There's no way we'd be that premature.
[16:27] Pink
Gobobo!
[16:28] Bro
Huh...
[16:29] Bro
But check out the shit I can do now!
[16:33] Pink
Gobo!
[16:33] Blue
Gross!
[16:37] Kyotaro
Aw, crud!
[16:38] Kyotaro
Blue and Pink used up too much magic!
[16:43] Pink
Gobo-bo...
[16:47] Bro
Hmm!
[16:48] Bro
Sure feels good to flex
your muscles once in a while!
[16:51] Bro
Well then, how about we wrap this up?
[16:54] Bro
It's already taken too long.
[16:57] Anarchy
Ohhryah!
[16:58] Blue
Get 'em!
[17:04] Bro
I don't care if you tag in,
[17:06] Bro
but you still realize you're
no match for me, right?
[17:09] Anarchy
I won't know that unless I try!
[17:11] Bro
The other girls said the same thi—
[17:24] Bro
Himawari?
[17:30] Bro
B-But why?
[17:35] (Flashback) Himawari
Today, because my brother
asked me to, I killed him.
[17:44] (Flashback) Himawari
I didn't wanna do it,
[17:46] (Flashback) Himawari
but I love my brother a bunch,
and he asked me to.
[17:50] (Flashback) Himawari
Then he came back.
[17:52] (Flashback) Himawari
Why had I gotten all sad about it?
[17:57] (Flashback) Himawari
Not fair. I don't think he was being fair.
[18:01] (Flashback) Himawari
I wanted him to kill me, too...
[18:03] (Flashback) Himawari
Not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
[18:07] (Flashback) Himawari
not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!
[18:16] Bro
I'm sorry, Himawari.
[18:18] Bro
I guess I had trouble
understanding a girl's feelings.
[18:22] Himawari
Brother!
[18:38] Anarchy
These are some sick siblings.
[18:40] Slayer
Are that brother and sister
trying to kill Anarchy?
[18:44] Slayer
I'm supposed to get to kill her!
[18:47] Shobon
Hmm. This wasn't part of the plan.
[18:51] Shobon
Was it just instinct?
[18:52] Shobon
Or did they somehow develop consciousness?
[19:06] Anarchy
How do we handle that thing?!
[19:08] Kyotaro
Just do whatever you...
nah, you're screwed.
[19:12] Otaku Hero
But at this point...!
[19:13] Kyotaro
A love so strong you
want to kill each other?
[19:16] Kyotaro
Love sure hur—
[19:20] Otaku Hero
Kyotaro!
[19:21] Anarchy
Forget about him!
[19:28] Anarchy
Since they merged,
they can only move together,
[19:32] Anarchy
so they should die together, too!
[19:34] Slayer
If you're that desperate to stay together,
[19:37] Slayer
then eff off and die.
[19:47] Himawari
Brother!
[19:50] Bro
Himawari.
[20:05] Anarchy
Isn't that...?
[20:08] Slayer
You guys always think you can run the show.
[20:12] Slayer
I've about had it with you.
[20:15] Slayer
Right now, right here,
I am going to kill you!
[20:24] Slayer
Hi, this is Slayer.
[20:26] Shobon
Slayer. C'mon home now.
[20:29] Slayer
But, Shobon-sama,
I was just about to do these—
[20:33] Shobon
No, you're coming home.
[20:35] Shobon
You know I don't like selfish girls.
[20:37] Shobon
Your part comes tomorrow.
[20:39] Shobon
Why don't you just tell them
to prepare for death?
[20:43] Slayer
All right.
[20:46] Slayer
I'll give you a single day.
[20:49] Slayer
When that day is up, I'll take you
magical girls, you otaku and whatever,
[20:54] Slayer
and slaughter, destroy,
and crush all of you!
[20:58] Slayer
So until then, shiver in fear
[21:00] Slayer
and make peace with whatever
imaginary gods you have!
[21:22] Train Otaku
I-It feels like she could've
killed us at any second.
[21:26] Game Otaku
And then making us wait for it...
[21:30] Military Otaku
If they always had this much power,
were they always toying with us?
[21:35] Otaku Hero
It's okay, guys!
[21:37] Otaku Hero
Even if that's their plan,
our job here hasn't changed!
[21:40] Otaku Hero
It just means it's time to settle things!
[21:43] Otaku Hero
What's wrong?
[21:45] Otaku Hero
Let's work together!
[21:47] Otaku Hero
Don't we always get up
and try again every time?
[21:51] Otaku Hero
Don't we? Guys?
[23:25] Narrator
Your heart beats with silence.
[23:27] Narrator
The rhythm dies down.
[23:29] Narrator
Destruction pierces through your body
like an unavoidable rain storm.
[23:34] Narrator
But even then,
[23:35] Narrator
you must face the darkness, shoot,
and run toward the light.
[23:39] ---
E10 - SILENT BEFORE RAGE
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[01:39] Anarchy
Where am I?
[01:47] Anarchy
Huh? Damn it!
[01:54] Anarchy
Who's there?
[02:01] Anarchy
What?
[02:14] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan?
[02:16] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[02:17] Otaku Hero
Are you oka—?
[02:19] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan...
[02:22] Otaku Hero
You must have had a scary dream.
[02:24] Anarchy
I don't know!
[02:26] Otaku Hero
It's okay. It's okay now.
[02:39] Anime Otaku
That magical girl, Slayer or whatever,
that's what she said.
[02:43] Slayer
I'll give you a single day.
[02:46] Idol Otaku
We don't have much time left. Just one day?
[02:51] Train Otaku
One day means,
[02:53] Train Otaku
since the battle yesterday
was around 11 at night,
SIGN Train Schedules
[02:56] Train Otaku
twenty-four hours after that?
[02:58] Anime Otaku
Nobody cares about your dumb
train schedules, asshole.
[03:01] Anime Otaku
It's not like we're battling
the Yamanote line.
[03:05] JSDF Otaku
Either way, it means this is the end.
[03:08] Idol Otaku
I guess we're really gonna die.
[03:11] Game Otaku
You saw what happened yesterday. That thing.
[03:15] Game Otaku
From the start, they could have
killed us whenever they wanted.
[03:20] Game Otaku
They've playing with us like toys!
[03:33] Otaku Hero
What are you talking about?
[03:35] Otaku Hero
This crap about how we're going to
die, how this is the end...
[03:40] Otaku Hero
Oh, ouch!
[03:45] Otaku Hero
That's hot! It burns! Ouch!
[03:48] Otaku Hero
Ow! What! What!
[03:55] Anime Otaku
What the hell you doing?
[03:57] Military Otaku
Take it easy, Otaku Hero.
[04:06] JSDF Otaku
I know you're trying to cheer us up.
[04:09] JSDF Otaku
But still...
[04:10] Game Otaku
This is already an unbeatable game.
[04:12] Otaku Hero
It isn't unbeatable at all!
[04:17] Otaku Hero
We moved so many people's hearts
with our Wanku! event.
[04:21] Otaku Hero
That wasn't a lie. That's our power!
[04:25] Military Otaku
So you're saying we still
have some way to win?
[04:29] Otaku Hero
We do! We definitely do.
[04:32] Otaku Hero
Tomorrow, before the enemy attacks here,
we attack their headquarters.
[04:36] Otaku Hero
And then...
[04:37] Otaku Hero
we take out Shobon!
[04:39] Game Otaku
Take out Shobon?
[04:41] Otaku Hero
When this started,
[04:42] Otaku Hero
the moment that guy appeared,
the whole world lost its mind.
[04:46] Otaku Hero
It was like everyone was brainwashed.
[04:49] Otaku Hero
I've been wondering about that.
[04:51] Otaku Hero
Why were we the only ones
who didn't change at all?
[04:56] Otaku Hero
Could it be because...
[04:57] JSDF Otaku
Now that you mention it, you might be right!
[04:59] Idol Otaku
If the enemy's goal is
to eliminate all otaku,
[05:01] Idol Otaku
all they would have to do
is brainwash us, too.
[05:05] Otaku Hero
I bet they realized
that we can't be brainwashed.
[05:08] Otaku Hero
That's why they have no choice
but to attack us directly.
[05:12] Nick
So there's still hope, then.
[05:16] Otaku Hero
If there's a way to win, that's gotta be it.
[05:18] Otaku Hero
If Slayer is coming here,
their base will be undermanned.
[05:22] Otaku Hero
So right when they're attacking here—
[05:24] Otaku Hero
no, even before that,
[05:26] Otaku Hero
if we hit their headquarters directly
[05:28] Otaku Hero
and get rid of Shobon,
[05:29] Otaku Hero
there's a good chance it'll
undo all the brainwashing!
[05:32] Military Otaku
That's frickin' awesome, Otaku Hero!
[05:35] Military Otaku
I'm starting to feel like
we might have a chance!
[05:38] Idol Otaku
You're making me feel like you
are our real leader!
[05:41] Otaku Hero
I actually am your real leader, you know.
[05:43] JSDF Otaku
But what a blind spot!
[05:46] JSDF Otaku
And here we thought the enemy
always had the upper hand.
[05:49] Anime Otaku
I never realized we had special
anti-brainwashing powers!
[05:53] Game Otaku
It's like we got a new cheat skill!
[06:00] Train Otaku
But why didn't it affect
us in the first place?
[06:04] Otaku Hero
Because we always had our own things
that we really, truly like.
[06:07] Military Otaku
Things we really, truly like?
[06:09] Otaku Hero
It takes a lot of strength
to really know the things you enjoy!
[06:14] Game Otaku
You might have a point.
[06:16] Anime Otaku
I get the feeling that you're right!
[06:18] Otaku Hero
Our actions now will change the world.
[06:21] Otaku Hero
We're going to take things back
with our own otaku hands,
[06:24] Otaku Hero
and return to a world with no Shobon!
[06:27] Otaku Hero
A world where we can like what
we want as much as we want!
[06:30] otaku
Yeah!
[06:33] Otaku Hero
Say what...
[06:34] otaku
...ever!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
We want to...
[06:36] otaku
like!
[06:36] Otaku Hero
As much as...
[06:37] otaku
we like!
[06:38] Otaku Hero
Say what...
[06:39] otaku
ever!
[06:40] Otaku Hero
We want to...
[06:40] otaku
like!
[06:41] Otaku Hero
As much as...
[06:45] otaku
Cheers!
[07:21] Train Otaku
You know, to be honest,
[07:23] Train Otaku
I haven't even gone to that new
Railway Museum that just opened yet.
[07:27] Train Otaku
It kinda feels like it's both
too close and too far.
[07:30] Train Otaku
I think if I go, it'll
lose some of its magic.
[07:33] Game Otaku
Nah, you should just go.
[07:35] Idol Otaku
It's just a bunch of trains lined up.
[07:37] Idol Otaku
Even I've been there.
[07:38] JSDF Otaku
Well, that area is under enemy control.
[07:42] JSDF Otaku
For now, that does make it far away.
[07:47] Train Otaku
Fine, I made up my mind!
[07:48] Train Otaku
When this battle is over,
I'm going to the Railway Museum!
[07:55] Game Otaku
Flag! That's a huge flag!
[07:57] Idol Otaku
Death confirmed!
[07:58] Train Otaku
Aww! Darn it!
[08:01] Anime Otaku
Yeah, but I don't know.
[08:03] Anime Otaku
We're probably all gonna die this time.
[08:07] Anime Otaku
In a situation like this,
a flag might not be a flag at all.
[08:11] Anime Otaku
If I was the director...
[08:12] Game Otaku
You ain't the director, man!
[08:15] Anime Otaku
Well if I can say another flag-raising line,
[08:17] Anime Otaku
there might still be an ending
where we survive.
[08:23] Game Otaku
Okay. Fine, then.
[08:25] Game Otaku
When this battle is over,
I'm gonna buy an arcade PCB!
[08:28] Idol Otaku
I'm gonna produce an underground idol!
[08:31] Train Otaku
I'm gonna re-open
the Akiba Transportation Museum!
[08:34] Maid
I'm going to open my own maid cafe!
[08:36] rando A
I'll turn Akiba into a town
for electronics parts again!
[08:38] rando B
I'll open a plastic-model-themed cafe!
[08:41] Anime Otaku
I-I'm gonna...
[08:43] Anime Otaku
When this battle is over,
[08:49] Anime Otaku
I'm taking Yuririn on a date!
[08:53] Military Otaku
That isn't your call, man.
[08:55] Military Otaku
And Yuririn's right here, too.
[09:03] Yuririn
No chance!
[09:05] Game Otaku
He's dead!
[09:06] Idol Otaku
He died before he died!
[09:13] Otaku Hero
I won't be able to see
you girls for a while.
[09:17] Otaku Hero
But what's bothering me is,
[09:19] Otaku Hero
why did they just leave instead
of finishing us off?
[09:22] Otaku Hero
I'm worried they might
have something planned.
[09:26] Otaku Hero
Anyway, Slayer is coming for real this time.
[09:28] Otaku Hero
Please be carefu—
[09:29] Anarchy
You know what?
[09:30] Anarchy
You keep talking about
how much you're worried for us,
[09:33] Anarchy
but to be completely honest,
we're more worried about you.
[09:37] Blue
Yeah, you're taking
the words out of our mouths.
[09:39] Pink
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
[09:40] Blue (P)
"Even with all the troops,
you're still the leader."
[09:44] Otaku Hero
You might be right.
[09:45] Anarchy
But anyway,
[09:46] Anarchy
we'll be okay.
[09:48] Anarchy
Just focus on your objective, Otaku Hero.
[09:54] Otaku Hero
I hear you.
[09:56] Blue
A li'l motorboating to get you started?
[09:58] Otaku Hero
Eh, I'm fine, actually.
[10:00] Pink
Bogo bogo?
[10:05] Otaku Hero
I think I'm good there, too.
[10:07] Otaku Hero
We're planning to leave before dawn.
[10:11] Otaku Hero
Okay, girls, I'll see you later.
[10:15] Anarchy
You know, I honestly
[10:17] Anarchy
think I was born to fight this battle.
[10:20] Anarchy
So that's why, Otaku Hero,
[10:22] Anarchy
since you want to protect this place,
[10:25] Anarchy
we'll protect it for you.
[10:28] Otaku Hero
Yeah. I'm counting on you.
[10:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Let's go over the plan one more time.
[10:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
The magical girl team will stay in Akiba
to defend against Slayer.
[11:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Akiba will be mostly abandoned.
[11:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Don't worry about collateral damage,
just fight with everything you got!
[11:05] (Flashback) Anarchy
That's what we were already planning to do!
[11:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I'll take the Revolutionary Army
to SSC's main base
[11:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
and attack the National Diet Building!
[11:15] (Flashback) otaku
Yes, sir!
[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Nick will be monitoring us
and Anarchy's team
[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
to provide back-up.
[11:28] Nick
You're in good hands!
[11:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Our target is the head of SSC,
[11:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Shobon himself!
[11:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
If anyone gets in our way, take them out!
[12:02] Nick
Got the weather satellite data.
[12:04] Nick
Clouds above the Nagatacho
area will be clearing
[12:06] Nick
in 180 seconds!
[12:11] Nick
Thirty seconds!
[12:15] Nick
Fifteen seconds!
[12:21] Nick
Nine...
[12:22] Nick
Eight...
[12:23] Nick
Seven...
[12:24] Nick
Six...
[12:25] Nick
Five...
[12:26] Nick
Four...
[12:27] Nick
Three...
[12:28] Nick
Two...
[12:29] Nick
One...
[12:30] Nick
Zero!
[12:30] Otaku Hero
Revolutionary Otaku Army, attack!
[12:33] otaku
Yeah!
[12:41] Cofficer
Here they come!
[12:42] Cofficer
Hold them off!
[13:04] Nick
Well, look who's here.
[13:05] Anarchy
Hey, aren't you a little
earlier than scheduled?
[13:09] Slayer
Weren't you the ones planning an ambush?
[13:14] Blue
Oh, I see you brought some friends along.
[13:18] Pink
Gobo gobo?
[13:18] Blue (P)
"Too scared to come alone?"
[13:21] Slayer
Shobon-sama ordered me to bring these two.
[13:28] Slayer
But I could squash you
all by myself if I wanted!
[14:15] Pink
Gobo gobobo!
[14:21] Pink
Go... gobo? Gobo!
[14:28] Nick
Hold on. Akiba's gonna be flattened!
[14:32] Military Otaku
We're at the Diet building!
[14:44] Military Otaku
We've broken through.
[14:45] Military Otaku
Now heading inside the Diet build—
[14:54] JSDF Otaku
Don't stop!
[14:57] Yuririn
Get wrecked!
[15:00] Idol Otaku
Go ahead, Otaku Hero!
[15:02] Idol Otaku
We've got this area cov—
[15:15] Train Otaku
We've made it!
[15:16] Game Otaku
What are you doing?
[15:17] Game Otaku
Hurry and open it up!
[15:17] Game Otaku
Hurry and open it up!
[15:19] Nick
This security... These guys aren't amateurs.
[15:22] Nick
But I ain't new here, either.
[15:27] Nick
Door is open!
[15:39] Train Otaku
Hey! Is this the right way?
[15:42] Nick
No question!
[15:43] Nick
That's the fastest way to the core!
[15:44] Game Otaku
That must mean...
[15:49] Otaku Hero
Wah! Ah!
[15:50] Otaku Hero
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ouch! Uh.
[15:57] Blue
What the heck?
[15:59] Blue
Even with three of ya, you can't keep up.
[16:14] Pink
Gobo bobo bobo bobo, gobo bobo bobo bobo...
SIGN GAME
[16:17] Pink
Gobo bobo!
[16:18] Pink
Go?
[16:26] Pink
Go... go!
[16:29] Pink
Gobo?
[16:44] Blue
Huh? What... was that?
[16:51] Pink
Gobo, bo!
[17:02] Pink
Go-Gobo?
[17:10] Anarchy
Blue? Pink?
[17:12] Slayer
Yeah, where'd they go? At a time like this!
[17:15] Slayer
You think you have time
to be looking around?
[17:19] Slayer
Keep your eyes on me, you little shit!
[17:26] Slayer
What the hell?
[17:28] Slayer
I do all of this for Shobon-sama,
trying to please him,
[17:34] Slayer
but the more I do...
[17:37] Slayer
Why does this piss me off so much?!
[17:52] Slayer
Is that what this is?
[17:54] Anarchy
Huh?
[17:55] Slayer
When I'm fighting with you,
it almost feels like I'm fighting myself.
[18:01] Slayer
Maybe that's why it always
makes me feel this way.
[18:09] Game Otaku
We're in bullet hell right now!
[18:11] Nick
That's the only way into the core!
[18:13] Nick
Do what you have to to get through!
[18:15] Train Otaku
Easy for you to say!
[18:16] Old Otaku A
Fire!
[18:22] Game Otaku
What was that?
[18:23] Train Otaku
What just happened?
[18:26] Otaku Hero
It's you guys!
[18:28] Old Leader
What a filthy room.
[18:30] Old Leader
Just like my pad when I was a kid.
[18:33] Nick
Whoa, wh-what do you think you're—?
[18:36] Old Leader
Can you hear me, brothers?
[18:38] Old Leader
Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!
[18:40] Old Leader
We've joined the Revolutionary Army!
[18:43] Old Leader
Assist Otaku Hero!
[19:03] Nick
Yeah, like that, Otaku Hero!
[19:05] Nick
Shobon's location is straight ahead!
[19:07] Old Otaku B
Of course you won't let us go easily, I say!
[19:11] Train Otaku
Quit dragging your feet, Otaku Hero!
[19:13] Game Otaku
Victory is just ahead!
[19:20] Nick
Opening it now.
[19:21] Otaku Hero
Do it!
[19:23] Pro Wrestling Otaku
Go for it!
[19:25] everyone
Otaku Hero!
[19:33] Anime Otaku
Man, this is a dramatic climax!
[19:36] JSDF Otaku
The tide is turning in our fav—
[19:49] Blue
How could... All of a sudden?
[19:52] Pink
Gobo...
[20:01] Slayer
I'm calling the win.
[20:32] Otaku Hero
Wh-What is this?
[20:34] Nick
What happened? Was Shobon there?
[20:36] Nick
Hey, Otaku Hero!
SIGN otaku hiding
SIGN Explosion
SIGN Smoke clears
and
SIGN silhouettes of
Four Heavenly
Kings on top
of building
SIGN Opens box and
SIGN Anarchy looks exhausted
SIGN Otaku Hero surprised
SIGN Stands in front of
Otaku Hero
SIGN Otaku Hero panics and
covers his eyes
SIGN Magical girls unbothered
[20:46] Otaku Hero
A diary?
SIGN Otaku salute
Otaku Hero
and the
others' victory
SIGN We've
retaken
Akihabara!
SIGN Anarchy and
Otaku Hero
SIGN Wow!
SIGN Flag fluttering
on top of building
SIGN The otaku win
SIGN Otaku Hero thumbs up
SIGN Anarchy winks
[20:49] Otaku Hero
No.
[20:50] Otaku Hero
A record of what's happened so far?
[20:54] Otaku Hero
Huh? What does this mean?
SIGN Chogo-shi typing
notes on tape
SIGN Cardboard box
by showcase has
SIGN figurines thrown away with
empty cup noodle containers
[21:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
If something happens, use these.
[21:07] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobobo!
[21:08] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah, we'll take them.
[21:10] (Flashback) Anarchy
But it should be an easy win without them!
SIGN All otaku around yelling, continues
SIGN All hands, attack!
SIGN otaku attack
[21:25] Anime Otaku
We are gonna die after all!
[21:29] Yuririn
Did you already forget what you said before?
[21:31] Anime Otaku
Huh?
[21:32] Yuririn
Aren't you taking me on a date
when the battle's over?
[21:36] Anime Otaku
Yu-Yuririn!
[21:44] Anime Otaku
Yuririn!
SIGN Anime Otaku
screams
SIGN He gets up slowly,
in a daze, but
SIGN Gets shot
[21:53] Train Otaku
In a moment,
[21:54] Train Otaku
the limited express train
"Fellow Traveler" will be departing,
[21:57] Train Otaku
bound for hell.
[21:59] Train Otaku
Please board the train in a timely—
SIGN Anarchy
SIGN Drinks
[22:13] Anarchy
What the hell is this?
[22:15] Anarchy
He could have, at least,
made it a tastier-looking color.
[22:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
Otaku Hero,
[22:21] (Flashback) Anarchy
since you want to protect this place,
[22:23] (Flashback) Anarchy
we'll protect it for you.
[22:25] Anarchy
If that's how I can see you smile again...
[22:31] Otaku Hero
You can't!
[22:32] Nick
Answer me! Otaku Hero! What happened?
[22:36] Nick
Hey, Otaku Hero! Otaku Hero!
[22:40] Otaku Hero
You can't... take those!
SIGN Rampaging magical girls
They start to change shape
[22:44] Otaku Hero
You can't!
[23:25] Narrator
Wow, this is so fun. Just dandy!
[23:27] Narrator
But I'm seriously getting
tired of this shit.
[23:29] Narrator
Ugh, I'm so bored.
[23:31] Narrator
The middle part was okay, but I can't
take much more of this crap.
[23:35] Narrator
Oh. Wait. What? Huge plot twist.
E11 - MAGICAL DESTROYERS
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[00:10] (Flashback) Saito
Just watch this!
[00:10] (Flashback) Saito
Watch, watch, watch!
[00:12] (Flashback) Saito
I'm making it happen.
[00:14] (Flashback) Saito
Oh shit, this is awesome!
[00:16] (Flashback) Saito
Who could ever top this?
[00:19] (Flashback) Saito
Do you get it, fools?
[00:22] (Flashback) Saito
Oh, my bad.
[00:23] (Flashback) Saito
Guys your level would
never be able to understand
[00:26] (Flashback) Saito
this sublime creation of mine.
SIGN New Tweet
SIGN What's with this shit game? lol
[00:33] (Flashback) Saito
Yeah, I thought so.
[00:35] (Flashback) Saito
You need more brains
than a worm to appreciate this.
SIGN Saito Is a War Criminal
[00:40] (Flashback) Saito
Keep talking, asshole.
[00:43] (Flashback) Saito
The idiots are trying to say something.
SIGN 22 Channel Discussion Board
SIGN These days you don't see games this shitty
SIGN Characters, story, system all suck
SIGN Characters, story, system all suck
SIGN Size doesn't match the price. Really wish I hadn't bought it.
SIGN How can someone take money for this?
SIGN Characters, story, system all suck
[00:46] Saito
What sucks is your head.
SIGN Makes me cry for other reasons.
[00:49] Saito
Hey now, you're turning red.
SIGN Subject: About that shit game that just came out
Has anybody finished this yet?
I'm only 2 hours in and to be honest
I threw my controller at the screen
For starters, the tutorial is shit
The action is repetitive and boring
I lost interest before the main...
The story goes nowhere
[00:52] (Flashback) Saito
Thanks for outing yourself.
SIGN Review
After countless delays, this game was finally released.
To put it simply, my reaction is...
Full price? For this?
[00:54] Saito
Nice job living a worthless life.
SIGN A mess. Garbage for brains.
SIGN Anonymous
SIGN Not kidding. Went straight into the garbage.
[00:57] (Flashback) Saito
Nice self-own.
[01:01] (Flashback) Saito
No, you hang yourself.
SIGN k-s, Saito
[01:05] (Flashback) Saito
You'll be happier that way!
[01:08] (Flashback) Saito
I'm the creator here.
[01:10] (Flashback) Saito
These little shits got nothing.
[01:24] (Flashback) Saito
Hey, stay away! That's my masterpiece!
[01:27] (Flashback) Origin
It looks interesting.
[01:30] (Flashback) Saito
Interesting?
[01:33] (Flashback) Saito
Y-Yeah, it is.
[01:35] (Flashback) Saito
My game is the best ever.
[01:39] (Flashback) Origin
But you could still make it better.
[01:53] (Flashback) Origin
I want you to use these to build a world.
[01:57] (Flashback) Origin
Do it for me.
[01:58] (Flashback) Saito
Build... a world?
[02:02] (Flashback) Origin
I'm bored.
[02:14] (Flashback) Saito
Fine, I will.
[02:18] (Flashback) Saito
The game was just a way to kill time.
[02:21] (Flashback) Saito
But if you, a god, are trying to kill time,
[02:26] (Flashback) Saito
I'll present you with my top-quality work.
[02:32] (Flashback) Saito
Do you have a name?
[02:38] (Flashback) Origin
Origin.
[02:40] (Flashback) Shobon
Origin.
[02:41] (Flashback) Shobon
Fine, then. I'll build one for you.
[02:45] (Flashback) Shobon
A world where I can take those
fools who've been mouthing off,
[02:49] (Flashback) Shobon
and do whatever I like with them.
[04:33] Pink
Gobo.
[04:34] Blue
What the—?
[04:35] Blue
What, what, what the hell are you?
[04:37] Pink
Gobo bobo?
[04:39] Blue
What's with your face?
[04:41] Pink
Gobo go... gobo?
[04:44] Pink
Gobo. Gobo!
[04:46] Blue
Sheesh.
[04:47] Blue
What's wrong with me?
You're not that tough.
[04:51] Blue
I guess ya don't plan on living long.
[04:56] Pink
Gobo. Gobo bo!
[05:07] Slayer
Yes, wonderful! I can feel you.
[05:10] Slayer
Your will, your impulse. Your resolve!
[05:14] Anarchy
You seem to think you're
in good hands, Slayer,
[05:16] Anarchy
but I'm about to make you go "pop"!
[05:19] Slayer
What harsh words.
[05:21] Slayer
Aren't magical girls supposed
to behave differently?
[05:26] Slayer
Something like this.
[05:32] Slayer
Die, Anarchy!
[05:37] Pink
Gobo!
[05:42] Nick
Hey! No, no, no!
[05:43] Old Leader
What?
[05:44] Old Leader
What the hell's going on?!
[05:46] Nick
How would I know?!
This is totally different from before!
[06:06] Gas Mask Otaku
Hey, what's going on in there?
[06:08] Old Otaku A
Did Otaku Hero find Shobon yet?
[06:10] Otaku A
I don't know! I haven't heard from anyone!
[06:14] Otaku A
Damn it, Otaku Hero!
[06:16] Otaku A
What are you doing?
[06:21] Nick
Otaku Hero!
[06:22] Otaku Hero
Nick!
[06:23] Nick
We're screwed!
[06:24] Nick
Akiba is getting blown to bits!
[06:26] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan and the others?
[06:27] Nick
They're still fighting.
[06:29] Nick
But two more Slayer types showed up!
[06:31] Otaku Hero
Is it Orange and Green?
[06:32] Nick
How did you know?!
[06:34] Otaku Hero
Damn it!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
Heading to Akiba now!
[06:37] Otaku Hero
I can't let this follow the script!
[06:39] Nick
Script?
[06:40] Otaku Hero
He had us in the palm
of his hand the whole time!
SIGN (Otaku) What the hell's going on?!
(Otaku) Hey, what's going on in there?
Waaah!
SIGN Sends the magical incarnation
Pink attacks
Blue's magical incarnation attacks
They fight
Blue attacks
[06:52] Pink
Go. Bo. Gobo!
[06:54] Pink
Gobo bo!
[06:57] Green
Gobo...
[07:01] Blue
Rage Against the Magic!
[07:09] Green
Gobo-bo!
[07:10] Pink
Gobo!
[07:12] Pink
Gobo.
[07:12] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo-bobo!
[07:15] Green
Gobo!
[07:20] Pink
Gobo?
[07:25] Blue
It's all over now!
[07:30] Pink
Gobo?
[07:32] Pink
Gobo bobo bobo?!
[07:34] Blue
The hell?
[07:35] Blue
Is it self-destructing?
[07:41] Blue
Huh?
[07:45] Pink
Gobo?
[07:56] Pink
Gobo.
[08:00] Shobon
Yeah, yeah! Like that!
[08:04] Shobon
Don't hold back!
[08:06] Shobon
This is where things get interesting!
[08:08] Otaku Hero
No! Don't open the door!
[08:10] Otaku Hero
You absolutely can't open that door!
[08:15] Pink
Go—?
[08:17] Blue
What the hell is this?
[08:18] Pink
Gobo-bo?
[08:22] Blue
What is that?
[08:35] Blue
Disgusting! So disgusting!
[08:39] Blue
Don't know what you are,
but I won't let you!
[08:50] Pink
Gobo!
[09:10] Pink
Gobo...
[09:16] Green
Gobo!
[09:20] Otaku B
What was that? Say it again!
[09:22] Nick
Otaku Hero is on his way to Akiba.
[09:25] Nick
Tell the troops to retreat!
[09:26] Otaku C
No frickin' way!
[09:27] Otaku C
You think we can stop now?
[09:28] Guts Takako
We haven't even found Shobon yet!
[09:30] Gas Mask Otaku A
He must be hiding somewhere!
[09:32] Nick
Yeah, obviously!
[09:33] Old Otaku A
This is our last chance
to un-brainwash Japan!
[09:36] Otaku D
If we retreat now, it's all over!
[09:38] Nick
But right now we're just
playing into their hands!
[09:41] Otaku A
Too many have died.
[09:44] Otaku A
Let us fight until we're satisfied!
[09:49] Nick
Fine.
[10:12] Slayer
Lovely. Yes, more!
[10:15] Slayer
Keep coming at me, Anarchy!
[10:17] Slayer
Keep fighting for me!
[10:19] Anarchy
Fighting for you?
[10:21] Anarchy
How dare you think—!
[10:22] Slayer
Yes, because I was born
to fight this battle on this day!
[10:28] (Flashback) Anarchy
You know, I honestly
[10:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
think I was born to fight this battle.
[10:33] Anarchy
What did you say?
[10:35] Slayer
Are you any different?
[10:37] Anarchy
But I'm—
[10:38] Slayer
"So totally pissed off, I can't handle it"?
[10:40] Anarchy
Th-That's right.
[10:42] Slayer
"I'm gonna burn her
until there are no ashes left"?
[10:45] Anarchy
That's right! I'm totally taking you down!
[10:48] Slayer
For what reason?
[10:49] Anarchy
So I can continue to like
the things I want to like!
[10:52] Slayer
But I'm going to be the last one standing.
[10:54] Anarchy
No, I am!
[10:56] Slayer
We really are alike, aren't we—
[10:59] Anarchy
Would you shut your mouth for once?!
[11:00] Anarchy
We're nothing alike!
[11:01] Anarchy
You're just a puppet
for that boob-tube creep!
[11:05] Anarchy
Don't compare me to you!
[11:06] Slayer
Yes, that is right.
[11:09] Slayer
That is how it should've been.
[11:11] Anarchy
What?
[11:12] Slayer
Working for Shobon:
[11:14] Slayer
that is my entire purpose.
[11:16] Slayer
Or, it was.
[11:19] Slayer
But this is different. Right now,
[11:22] Slayer
I live for this moment!
[11:23] Anarchy
For this moment?
[11:28] Slayer
It's only when I'm fighting you,
[11:40] Slayer
stabbing you, hitting you, beating you down!
[11:44] Slayer
Right this moment, when I kill you,
[11:52] Slayer
is when I feel alive!
[11:54] Anarchy
Feel... alive?
[11:56] Slayer
Yes, I understand it now.
[11:59] Slayer
What you like, as much
as you like, wasn't it?
[12:03] Slayer
I like something now, too.
[12:05] Slayer
I like the me that doesn't exist merely
to love and obey Shobon-sama!
[12:10] Slayer
I like myself, living here and now!
[12:15] Anarchy
How can you be so damn lively?
[12:18] Anarchy
How can you smile about this?
[12:20] Anarchy
You disgusting bitch!
[12:24] Anarchy
You assholes have destroyed so
many things that people like.
[12:30] Anarchy
Do you have any clue?
[12:31] Anarchy
After that, you think I'm going to
let you have what you want?
[12:36] Slayer
Come on, come on. Come on, Anarchy!
[12:38] Slayer
Let's kill each other off
like two good magical girls!
[12:46] Shobon
Magical girls?
[12:48] Shobon
Do you seriously think you're that special?
[12:52] Shobon
You're only here to paint
this world one color.
[12:57] Shobon
You're nothing but tools!
[13:00] Shobon
You're only a checkpoint
on the way to the next stage.
[13:03] Shobon
A primary endpoint!
SIGN Slayer attacks
Anarchy and Slayer collide
get swallowed in light
[13:07] Shobon
You're here to eliminate the poison
of otakuism and purify the world.
[13:13] Shobon
You'll become the antidote!
[13:31] Blue
What... is this?
[13:36] Pink
Gobo?
[13:40] Pink
Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[13:42] Shobon
We can't let the antidote
get contaminated now, can we?
[13:45] Shobon
So now you will purify yourselves!
[13:52] Pink
Gobo!
[13:57] Blue
Why? I can't stop. I can't stop!
[14:02] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[14:06] Blue
You can't do this. Stop. You have to stop!
[14:10] Blue
These are important to me.
These are the things I like!
[14:13] Pink
Gobo!
[14:14] Blue
Don't steal that from me!
[14:16] Blue
Don't make it all a lie!
[14:18] Pink
Gobo!
[14:23] Blue
Please stop. These are dear to me!
[14:26] Blue
For heaven's sake!
[14:30] Blue
I get it.
[14:32] Blue
Liking things...
[14:33] Blue
being happy...
[14:35] Blue
Those were my reasons for living.
[14:38] Pink
Gobo!
[14:40] Blue
To say what I like, as much as I like!
[14:58] Anarchy
You steal everything from otaku,
[15:01] Anarchy
and your only response to that is self-love?
[15:04] Anarchy
Don't make me laugh!
[15:06] Anarchy
Otaku will die without the things they like.
[15:08] Anarchy
You crush those things,
and that makes you feel alive?
[15:13] Anarchy
Don't make me laugh!
[15:14] Slayer
The look on your face! It's lovely, Anarchy!
[15:17] Slayer
You are just like me.
I can tell that right now,
[15:20] Slayer
you feel alive!
[15:23] Anarchy
Shut up!
[15:24] Anarchy
I'm nothing like you!
[15:26] Anarchy
I have things that I would never give up!
[15:29] Anarchy
The past that he protected for us!
The future he's trying to find!
[15:34] Anarchy
Who cares about "now"?
[15:36] Anarchy
If that's so important to you,
I'll end you. Right now!
[15:41] Anarchy
And then...
[15:42] Slayer
And then? And then?!
[15:45] Anarchy
And then I'll continue
into the future with him.
[15:48] Anarchy
And then I'll tell him
[15:51] Anarchy
as much as I want
[15:53] Anarchy
that I like him!
[15:55] Anarchy
That I love him!
[15:57] Anarchy
I'll tell him!
[16:00] Shobon
Now that is a flag.
[16:14] Nick
Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
[16:16] Nick
Let's split, old guy!
[16:23] Otaku Hero
Nick! Nick! Damn it!
[16:27] Otaku Hero
Please make it in time!
[16:28] Otaku Hero
Please make it in time!
Please make it in time!
[16:30] Otaku Hero
I'll rewrite the script myself!
[16:32] Otaku Hero
So don't go!
[16:34] Otaku Hero
Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Anarchy-chan!
[16:45] Shobon
It seems the drugs are finally kicking in.
[16:48] Shobon
That's amniotic fluid.
It's where you were born.
[16:52] Shobon
Doesn't it have a familiar odor?
[17:00] Pink
Gobo!
[17:02] Pink
Gobo!
[17:04] Pink
Gobo!
[17:51] Shobon
Go back and join Anarchy, Slayer.
[18:16] Slayer
I knew it.
SIGN Anarchy...
Slayer takes a powerful hit
punch
kick
[18:18] Slayer
I was born to fight this battle...
SIGN stick
swinging
Ana
(climax)
[18:23] Slayer
to lose this battle.
[18:25] Slayer
But I still—!
[18:30] Shobon
What a stubborn girl.
[18:35] Shobon
Your role in this is has now ended.
SIGN when Slayer runs
out of energy
Anarchy's
SIGN when Slayer runs out of energy
[18:48] Slayer
Ow.
[19:01] Slayer
My role is over?
[19:04] Slayer
No, it's about to begin.
[19:08] Slayer
Because right now I feel
more alive than ever!
[19:32] Shobon
It's all going according to script.
[19:36] Shobon
I tried to create the ultimate game.
[19:40] Shobon
One that copies nothing,
that nobody can copy.
[19:43] Shobon
I embody that originality.
[19:46] Shobon
I am the true creator!
[19:50] Shobon
But with the creator of this
world standing before you,
[19:54] Shobon
I say it is all fiction.
[19:56] Shobon
You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
[20:00] Shobon
living and dying
in the roles you were given.
[20:03] Shobon
But I alone am different!
[20:06] Shobon
I was chosen to be
the designer of a new world!
[20:10] Shobon
And to be your playable character.
[20:16] Shobon
How does my script look now?
[20:18] Shobon
Are you enjoying it,
[20:21] Shobon
Origin?
[20:23] Shobon
Well, will it appear soon?
[20:26] Shobon
The final flag.
[20:47] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[21:31] Shobon
Congratulations.
[21:33] Shobon
You have now been born
[21:38] Shobon
as magical girls.
[21:47] Shobon
Magical Destroyers.
[23:25] narrator
Can you hear us?
[23:26] narrator
Are our voices reaching you?
[23:30] narrator
We are gone, and you left us behind.
[23:33] narrator
Where are you now,
[23:35] narrator
with all that sin,
punishment, and atonement?
E12 - What You Like, as Much as You Like
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[00:05] (Flashback) Shobon
It's all going according to script.
[00:09] (Flashback) Shobon
I tried to create the ultimate game.
[00:13] (Flashback) Shobon
One that copies nothing,
that nobody can copy.
[00:16] (Flashback) Shobon
I embody that originality.
[00:19] (Flashback) Shobon
I am the true creator!
[00:23] (Flashback) Shobon
But with the creator of this
world standing before you,
[00:27] (Flashback) Shobon
I say it is all fiction.
[00:29] (Flashback) Shobon
You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
[00:33] (Flashback) Shobon
living and dying
in the roles you were given.
[00:36] (Flashback) Shobon
But I alone am different!
[00:39] (Flashback) Shobon
I was chosen to be
the designer of a new world!
[00:44] (Flashback) Shobon
And to be your playable character.
[00:49] (Flashback) Shobon
How does my script look now?
[00:51] (Flashback) Shobon
Are you enjoying it,
[00:54] (Flashback) Shobon
Origin?
[00:56] (Flashback) Shobon
Well, will it appear soon?
[01:00] (Flashback) Shobon
The final flag.
[01:47] (Flashback) Shobon
Magical Destroyers.
SIGN What You Like, as Much as You Like
[02:02] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan! Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[02:05] Otaku Hero
It's me! It's Otaku Hero!
[02:07] Otaku Hero
Don't you recognize me?
[02:10] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan!
[02:30] Otaku Hero
Shobon!
[02:36] otaku
Yeah!
[02:36] otaku
We did it!
[02:36] otaku
All right!
[02:51] Military Otaku
Yes!
[02:52] Military Otaku
The enemy has totally
lost their will to fight!
[02:54] Anime Otaku
Awesome!
[02:55] Anime Otaku
We actually did it!
[02:57] Yuririn
The otaku have won!
[03:00] Anime Otaku
Yeah! Oh, that's right.
[03:01] Anime Otaku
We were gonna...
[03:02] Train Otaku
Raise the flag!
[03:03] Train Otaku
Plant it up there and
we'll celebrate our victory!
[03:07] Game Otaku
All right!
[03:08] Game Otaku
Wait, hold on! Otaku Hero still has it!
[03:11] Idol Otaku
Yeah, he's got to be the one to end this.
[03:15] JSDF Otaku
What is Otaku Hero's position?
[03:16] Old B
I heard he was heading to Akiba, I say.
[03:19] Anime Otaku
Akiba?
[03:20] Train Otaku
Geez, what bad timing!
[03:22] Nick
Guys! Guys!
[03:24] Nick
Guys! Can you hear me?
[03:25] Nick
Nick and Old Leader here.
[03:28] Nick
We're both—
[03:28] Military Otaku
HQ, our troops have successfully
taken control of the enemy base!
[03:32] Old Leader
Whoa!
[03:33] Nick
Seriously?
[03:34] Military Otaku
Yeah!
[03:35] Military Otaku
It's going viral across the country!
[03:37] Nick
Nice job, guys!
[03:39] Nick
But we've still got a problem!
[03:42] Nick
This time you really gotta withdraw
and come back to Akiba!
[03:45] otaku
What?
[03:45] Yuririn
Huh? Why?
[03:46] Military Otaku
Why though?
[03:48] Nick
Anarchy-chan and the girls have gone crazy,
[03:52] Nick
and Shobon is in Akiba!
[03:56] Shobon
Hey. It's been a while.
[03:59] Otaku Hero
Screw you!
[04:00] Shobon
A while back, I said something to you.
[04:03] Shobon
"The next time we meet, who will achieve
the world they envisioned?" Right?
[04:09] Otaku Hero
What have you done
to Anarchy-chan and the girls?!
[04:12] Shobon
Oh, but you already know the answer to that.
[04:18] Shobon
You won't admit it.
[04:19] Shobon
You think it's fake, made up, phony.
[04:22] Shobon
Some kind of trap.
Is that what you want to believe?
SIGN Anarchy Roars
SIGN Transforms into Destroyer
SIGN Blue also transforms into Destroyer
Blue wields a scythe
with a mean look in her eyes
SIGN Pink transforms into Destroyer,
waves her cloak, and poses
[04:25] Shobon
But it's pointless.
[04:27] Shobon
And you already realize that it's pointless.
SIGN The magical girls
transform into Destroyers
and betray him
[04:32] Otaku Hero
Shut up!
[04:33] Shobon
I had you all in the palm of my hand.
[04:36] Shobon
Of course, with one exception.
[04:38] Otaku Hero
Kyotaro?
[04:41] Shobon
Are you getting it now?
[04:42] Shobon
You sure are a sharp one.
[04:44] Otaku Hero
There was nothing written
about Kyotaro in the notebook!
SIGN silhouettes of
Four Heavenly
Kings on top
of building
SIGN otaku hiding
SIGN Explosion
SIGN Smoke clears
and
SIGN Chogo-shi typing
notes on tape
SIGN Cardboard box
by showcase has
SIGN figurines thrown away with
empty cup noodle containers
[04:48] Shobon
That's exactly right!
[04:50] Shobon
And for good reason, too.
[04:53] Shobon
This is the game's one and only player,
[04:57] Shobon
just here to enjoy the whole thing.
[04:59] Shobon
Watching over this new world from above,
[05:03] Shobon
existing everywhere and nowhere at once.
[05:15] Shobon
That is the nature of Origin's being.
[05:29] Otaku Hero
Origin...
[05:31] Otaku Hero
Huh. Kyotaro-kun,
so that was your true identity?
[05:35] Otaku Hero
You were so cute.
[05:37] Otaku Hero
I had no idea where you came from,
[05:40] Otaku Hero
but this makes everything hunky-dory!
[05:42] Otaku Hero
The hell it does.
[05:44] Otaku Hero
Game? Player? Enjoy this?
[05:48] Otaku Hero
Nothing you just said makes any sense!
[05:52] Otaku Hero
I don't know what you have against otaku,
[05:55] Otaku Hero
but you want to make me
play along with this?
[05:58] Otaku Hero
With this game or whatever?
[06:02] Otaku Hero
That's stupid as shit!
[06:06] Otaku Hero
P-Pink-cha—
[06:11] Otaku Hero
Screw your game! Screw your script!
[06:16] Otaku Hero
B-Blue-cha—
[06:20] Otaku Hero
Screw your new world!
[06:25] Otaku Hero
Why? Why do you hate otaku?
[06:31] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan?
[06:46] Nick
Otaku Hero...
[06:52] Otaku Hero
I want to like what
I like as much as I like.
[06:59] Otaku Hero
What's... What's wrong with that?
[07:03] Shobon
You really are essential to this game.
[07:06] Otaku Hero
Don't you have something,
anything that you like?
[07:12] Shobon
Yeah, I just love creating worlds!
[07:16] Shobon
I put my entire being into making this game,
[07:20] Shobon
to reject the otaku who tried to reject me.
[07:23] Shobon
To eradicate them!
[07:25] Otaku Hero
Yeah, I finally get it.
[07:28] Otaku Hero
You're a piece of shit!
[07:34] Otaku Hero
Otaku all have something.
Something they like.
[07:38] Otaku Hero
Something that they can't live without.
[07:43] Otaku Hero
No matter who tries to reject them,
[07:46] Otaku Hero
no matter how much they try to reject them,
[07:50] Otaku Hero
they can't stop being who they are!
[07:54] Otaku Hero
I like anime.
[07:58] Otaku Hero
I like manga.
[08:00] Otaku Hero
I like models. I like music!
[08:04] Otaku Hero
The others like idols and tokusatsu
and figures and cosplay and military stuff,
[08:09] Otaku Hero
and model trains and adult
dojinshi! They love them!
[08:12] Otaku Hero
And why?
[08:14] Otaku Hero
Because they can feel the spirit
of the people who created them!
[08:17] Otaku Hero
They all share the urge to like—
to really like something!
[08:22] Otaku Hero
But this game is different!
[08:24] Shobon
Why won't you go down?
[08:26] Otaku Hero
This game is made from an urge to hate!
[08:30] Otaku Hero
I'm not okay with that.
[08:32] Otaku Hero
You think we'll let something like
that take away what we like?!
[08:38] Nick
He's right!
[08:39] Old Leader
He's exactly right!
[08:40] Anime Otaku
Yeah!
[08:40] Idol Otaku
Don't let him win!
[08:41] Train Otaku
Keep fighting!
[08:42] Military Otaku
Get him!
[08:43] JSDF Otaku
Otaku Hero!
[08:44] Old B
I say!
[08:45] Otaku Hero
Now give us back our world!
[08:49] Otaku Hero
Don't mess with otaku!
[09:16] otaku
What happened?
[09:16] otaku
What the...?
[09:29] Shobon
I'm the designer of this world.
[09:31] Shobon
A creator exists outside of his creation.
[09:35] Shobon
Why would you expect this
to be my real body?
[09:38] Otaku Hero
You don't have a... real body?
[09:41] Shobon
No.
[09:42] Shobon
You can't beat me.
[09:42] Otaku Hero
I can't beat you.
[09:44] Shobon
I do thank you, Otaku Hero.
[09:47] Shobon
You raised the magical girls for me.
[09:50] Shobon
The girls fought against
their complementary colors,
[09:53] Shobon
and bathed in that blood,
returned to their original forms.
[09:58] Shobon
You certainly were a hero,
because you were the only one in this world
[10:03] Shobon
who wasn't colored by somebody else.
[10:06] Shobon
You're the icon that symbolizes this game.
[10:09] Shobon
You're both the hero and the final boss!
[10:12] Shobon
Well? Isn't that a fantastic idea?
[10:16] Shobon
By killing you, the world will
finally be painted all one color,
[10:21] Shobon
bringing forth a new order
and a world with no otaku!
[10:24] Shobon
Origin.
[10:25] Origin
Huh?
[10:26] Shobon
It's the end.
[10:29] Origin
Magical Destroyers.
[10:41] Nick
Don't do it!
[10:43] Old Leader
Please stop!
[10:44] otaku
Don't! Stop!
[10:46] otaku
Please!
[10:47] otaku
Don't do it!
[10:48] otaku
Please don't kill Otaku Hero!
[10:55] Shobon
What's wrong? Hurry up and kill him.
[11:08] Shobon
Wh-What's this? It can't be...
[11:23] Anarchy
Ta-da!
[11:25] Anarchy
Well?
[11:27] Otaku Hero
Christmas Eve?
[11:32] Otaku Hero
Yeah! It looks great on you!
[11:33] Anarchy
What? Are you being serious?
[11:35] Otaku Hero
Huh?
[11:38] Anarchy
This isn't cute at all!
[11:40] Blue
Even ignoring the low quality of the
needlework, this is just not...
[11:44] Pink
Gobo-go gobo!
[11:45] Blue (P)
"Design sense: zero!"
[11:49] Otaku Hero
What a tough crowd.
[11:50] Anarchy
Geez!
[11:51] Anarchy
This is the first Christmas
present I've ever gotten,
[11:54] Anarchy
and it's stupid and ugly,
and obviously your fetish!
[11:59] Anarchy
We really can't...
count on you for anything.
[12:03] Anarchy
You're always daydreaming.
[12:05] Anarchy
You're kind of nice,
but you're such a chicken.
[12:09] Anarchy
You're just a stupid otaku.
[12:11] Pink
Gobo...
[12:14] Anarchy
But you still...
[12:17] Anarchy
You still...
[12:20] Anarchy
...mean everything to us.
[12:25] Otaku Hero
Thanks.
[12:27] Otaku Hero
But I—
[12:27] Anarchy
Don't say it!
[12:39] Otaku Hero
It really is time to say goodbye.
[12:42] Otaku Hero
I wish I could stay with you all,
[12:45] Otaku Hero
but something is waiting for me,
[12:47] Otaku Hero
and it's more important
than my own feelings.
[12:50] Otaku Hero
I need to light the fire of revolution.
[12:52] Otaku Hero
And then change this twisted world back.
[12:56] Pink
Gobo-bo!
[12:57] Blue
Yeah, but do it with us!
[12:59] Otaku Hero
I can't do that.
[13:01] Otaku Hero
I want you all to live
and remember what we tried to do.
[13:08] Anarchy
Don't say things like that!
[13:11] Otaku Hero
After this, no matter what happens,
no matter what shape it takes,
[13:16] Otaku Hero
my otaku soul will live on.
[13:19] Anarchy
I'm begging you!
[13:21] Otaku Hero
It's okay! I'm sure of it!
[13:23] Otaku Hero
I promise we'll meet again!
[13:27] Pink
Gobo bobo!
[13:28] Blue
No! Don't go away!
[13:30] Anarchy
Otaku Hero!
[13:35] Otaku Hero
If I round up, I'm basically 30.
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[13:40] Otaku Hero
I wish I could use magic
just for this night.
[13:50] Otaku Hero
Merry Christmas.
[14:27] Shobon
My precious notebook got dirty.
[14:37] Shobon
Hey, Origin! Don't peek!
[14:40] Shobon
We've only finished phase one.
There's more to do!
SIGN Protect Otaku
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[15:09] Anime Otaku
Shobon had us all in the palm of his hand.
[15:12] Game Otaku
He was just playing with us.
[15:15] Train Otaku
All of our battles...
[15:17] JSDF Otaku
And our victories...
[15:18] Idol Otaku
Taking the Diet building...
[15:20] Old Leader
were just a god's way of killing time.
[15:23] Military Otaku
They were toying with us the whole time.
[15:25] Nick
Otaku Hero!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[15:56] radio
Remaining Revolutionary
Army members located.
[15:58] radio
Apprehend them immediately.
[16:00] radio
They're collecting artifacts
at building ruins.
[16:03] radio
All units, surround them
and wait for the order to move in.
[16:09] Otaku A
Okay!
[16:10] Otaku A
Come on, you've gotten enough.
[16:12] Otaku B
Hold on. Just one last thing.
[16:16] Otaku A
That's plenty. Let's go.
[16:21] Otaku C
It's SSC!
[16:22] Otaku A
Are we done for?
[16:24] Otaku A
Huh? Anarchy-chan?
[16:27] Otaku B
Blue-chan!
[16:29] Otaku C
And Pink-chan!
[16:30] Otaku B
I don't get it.
[16:31] Otaku B
We fought together
[16:33] Otaku B
to win back freedom for otaku!
[16:36] Otaku C
Didn't you vow to defeat Shobon?
[16:38] Otaku A
And now this? Why?
[16:39] Anarchy
Silence, vermin.
[16:51] radio
Targets apprehended. Returning to base.
[16:59] OH2
In December of 2011,
everything suddenly ended.
[17:04] OH2
With the Magical Destroyers now awakened,
the world moved into "Phase 2"
[17:08] OH2
and fell under the control
of Shobon and the girls.
[17:12] OH2
Following the death of their leader,
the Otaku Revolutionary Army crumbled
[17:15] OH2
and its members scattered.
SIGN SSC Era Year 2
[17:17] OH2
Now two years have passed.
[17:19] OH2
The Magical Destroyers have
become SSC's top officers
[17:23] OH2
and maintain order in the world.
SIGN 2 Years Since His Death
SIGN SSC Plans Ceremony to Celebrate Extermination of Insurrectionist Arm
[17:26] OH2
Many otaku witnessed the death
of the Revolutionary Army leader.
[17:30] OH2
SSC also spread news of his death.
SIGN Cabinet Meeting, Ceremony Planned to Commemorate Extermination of Otaku
"Otaku Hero did in fact die"
--SSC University Honorary Professor Shobon's Declaration
A Great Shock to the Otaku World
Do Otaku Have a Future??
SSC Newspaper Morning Edition Now On Sale
SIGN Did Otaku Hero survive?
A reporter dug up the grave to reveal the truth.
Weekly SSC
[17:34] OH2
Regardless of that,
[17:36] OH2
rumors and urban legends circulated,
SIGN huh? Uh
SIGN uh... no
SIGN nah he's alive I saw him!
SIGN were you an otaku?
SIGN but they reported that
Otaku Hero died
SIGN good bye
SIGN Isikawa blocked Bayashi
[17:39] OH2
saying he was still alive.
[17:41] OH2
This proved that a wish for it to
be true still smoldered in people's hearts.
[17:51] OH2
In order to extinguish
that hope, however small,
[17:53] OH2
SSC and the Magical Destroyers
have continued to hunt otaku.
SIGN Second Anniversary of the Extermination of the Insurrectionist Army
SIGN Second Anniversary of the Extermination of the Insurrectionist Army
[18:15] Shobon
We of SSC, leaders of the new world order,
[18:18] Shobon
sent that evil disrupter of public morals,
Otaku Hero, to his grave!
[18:23] Shobon
The magical girls we are so very proud of
[18:27] Shobon
brought true peace
to this country on this very spot.
[18:34] Shobon
However!
[18:36] Shobon
That evil ideology still clings
on in different parts of Japan.
[18:40] Shobon
Behold!
[18:42] Shobon
In two years, in only two years,
[18:44] Shobon
we have collected this
massive mountain of trash!
[18:47] Shobon
This means that our battle is far from over.
[18:51] Shobon
This shows how much danger,
how much poison still remains in our nation.
[18:57] Shobon
Until we completely annihilate
their dangerous ideology,
[19:01] Shobon
we will continue fighting!
[19:02] crowd
Yeah!
[19:06] Guest A
Did you hear?
[19:07] Guest B
About what?
[19:08] Guest A
Apparently, he's still alive.
[19:10] Guest B
No way!
[19:12] Guest C
They say they haven't found it yet.
[19:14] Guest D
The helmet?
[19:30] Shobon
Burn it all!
SIGN Crowd at the
ceremony goes wild
SIGN people clap and yell
and get excited
SIGN Cofficers surround
the mountain of merch
SIGN Burn it all!
SIGN gives the signal
SIGN Cofficers holding
flamethrowers
SIGN shoot flames
SIGN merch pile burns
SIGN Whoa!
SIGN crowd goes wild
SIGN at top of trash heap,
Otaku Hero's helmet burning
SIGN I watch it all happen
SIGN At top of trash heap
SIGN Otaku Hero's helmet burning
[19:49] VIPs
What's that?
[19:50] VIPs
An earthquake?
[19:54] VIPs
Where did it go?
[19:58] VIPs
Run!
[19:59] VIPs
Help!
[20:02] Shobon
Th-This is...
SIGN The End
[20:04] Shobon
What?!
[20:05] Shobon
This isn't in the script!
[20:10] otaku
Yeah!
[20:13] Shobon
Damn them!
[20:16] Shobon
What?!
[20:17] Shobon
It ca— It can't... It can't be!
[20:21] Shobon
It's impossible!
[20:35] Anarchy
You punk.
[20:38] OH2
Merry Christmas, assholes!
[20:41] Shobon
Who is that?!
[20:41] OH2
I'm Otaku Hero the Second.
[20:44] OH2
We'll take the First's ideals
[20:45] OH2
and continue on
as the True Otaku Revolutionary Army!
[20:50] Shobon
A second-generation Otaku Hero?
[20:52] OH2
Shobon!
[20:53] OH2
The flames of revolution have risen again!
[20:56] OH2
We'll burn you with
the fire of passion in our hearts!
[21:00] OH2
If you get in our way, you'll be sorry,
[21:02] OH2
Magical Destroyers!
[21:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's okay! I promise we'll meet again!
[21:32] OH2
Yeah, come and get it!
[21:39] Shobon
This isn't right! It's not in the script!
[21:41] Shobon
Not in the script!
[21:43] Shobon
This can't be right!
[21:53] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[21:54] Blue
Think you got what it takes, bro?
[21:57] Anarchy
We'll take you on.
[22:00] Anarchy
What you like, as much as you like!