# Season 1
# E1 - RAGE AGAINST AKIHABARA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0V08/rage-against-akihabara)
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***SIGN*** Protect Otaku
**[00:18] Anime Otaku**
You gotta pull the trigger like this, right?
**[00:22] Military Otaku**
That's dangerous, man!
**[00:24] Game Otaku**
Up, up, down, down...
**[00:26] Game Otaku**
I put in the invincibility
code, so I should be safe.
**[00:30] Train Otaku**
Ah! I can't believe it!
**[00:31] Doll Otaku**
What's wrong?
**[00:32] Train Otaku**
The overnight special express Ethiopia is
**[00:34] Train Otaku**
supposed to be passing
through Tokyo right now!
***SIGN*** Special
Express
Ethiopia
**[00:36] Game Otaku**
Who the hell cares?!
**[00:37] Train Otaku**
This isn't happening!
**[00:39] JSDF Otaku**
Hold it in!
**[00:40] Military Otaku**
Swallow it! Swallow it!
**[00:41] Pilot**
We've arrived. I'm opening the hatch.
**[00:51] Kyotaro**
Hey there, Otaku Hero!
Want me to cast a bravery spell?
**[00:57] Otaku Hero**
I wish you had asked sooner.
**[01:04] Otaku Hero**
Let's start the operation
and try not to die.
**[01:06] Otaku Hero**
Follow me!
**[01:07] Anarchy**
I can't let you do that.
**[01:09] Anarchy**
The first to go
**[01:11] Anarchy**
has got to be me!
**[01:14] Anarchy**
First train departing!
**[01:16] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[01:18] Otaku Hero**
Your parachute! Parachute!
**[01:20] Anarchy**
Here I go. Transform!
***SIGN*** 2008
**[01:38] Otaku Hero**
If I don't hurry,
they're gonna sell out
**[01:42] Otaku Hero**
of the limited first run edition!
**[01:45] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Anime
Game
**[01:48] Otaku Hero**
Some kind of event?
**[01:51] Otaku Hero**
Ah, excuse me! Huh?
***SIGN*** New
Releases
***SIGN*** Action
***SIGN*** Simulation
***SIGN*** Shooting
***SIGN*** Popular!!!
***SIGN*** Newest Releases
**[01:59] Otaku Hero**
What's going on?
**[02:01] Otaku Hero**
Oh! There's one left!
***SIGN*** Limited First Run Edition!!
Includes Bonus Materials
**[02:03] Otaku Hero**
Whoa! You're mine, first run edition!
**[02:14] Cofficer**
Retrieval complete.
**[02:19] Cofficer**
All right. On to the next one.
**[02:23] Otaku Hero**
What the hell are you doing?
**[02:26] Otaku Hero**
Give that back... to me!
**[02:30] Cofficer**
Let go.
**[02:31] Cofficer**
If you continue to protest,
I'll take you into protection.
**[02:35] Otaku Hero**
Protection?
**[02:42] Anime Otaku**
Let go!
**[02:43] Anime Otaku**
That's the legendary kabe
circle issue! Give it back!
**[02:47] Doll Otaku**
I spent three years searching for that!
**[02:49] Doll Otaku**
And it's mint!
**[02:52] Train Otaku**
Now that's an unusual vehicle!
**[02:59] Slayer**
What a pleasant sound.
**[03:00] Pro-Wrestling Otaku**
Hey! Divine Lariat!
**[03:05] Slayer**
Trying to give me an uninvited clothesline?
**[03:07] Slayer**
How very rude of you!
**[03:16] Slayer**
Your bark is worse than your bite.
**[03:18] Pro-Wrestling Otaku**
Wh-Who the hell are you?
**[03:22] Pro-Wrestling Otaku**
Ah, that smells nice.
**[03:25] Slayer**
What gives trash like you
the right to smell me?!
**[03:29] Pro-Wrestling Otaku**
How are you?!
***SIGN*** General Fan
***SIGN*** Today's Weather
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Saitama
**[03:53] Otaku Hero**
It began without any warning.
***SIGN*** Nakano, Tokyo
**[04:06] Otaku Hero**
People known as otaku,
regardless of preferred genre,
***SIGN*** Nipponbashi, Osaka
***SIGN*** Figurines, Hobbies
Ota-Road Main Store
**[04:12] Otaku Hero**
became targets of
the government's "protection" efforts.
***SIGN*** New Bldg. #2
**[04:22] Otaku Hero**
Nobody was able to stop them.
***SIGN*** Otaku Protection Rates: 95%
***SIGN*** If you see an otaku, contact the SSC.
**[04:26] Otaku Hero**
They said they wanted to protect
a world-famous culture.
***SIGN*** Otaku Protection Rates: 95%
**[04:29] Otaku Hero**
For some reason, nobody questioned that.
**[04:40] Otaku Hero**
Otaku disappeared from view.
**[04:50] Otaku Hero**
It only took a single week.
**[05:05] Otaku Hero**
But then, we launched our resistance.
***SIGN*** Die
otaku!
***SIGN*** Otaku
get out!
***SIGN*** Otaku
disappear!
***SIGN*** Gross!
Die otaku!
***SIGN*** Die otaku!
***SIGN*** Present Day, 2011
***SIGN*** Pedestrian-Only Zone Ahead
**[05:29] Anarchy**
Hey.
**[05:31] Anarchy**
We've sucked our food reserves dry.
That's all we got.
**[05:34] Otaku Hero**
Oh, right.
**[05:36] Otaku Hero**
We'll have to go on another supply run.
**[05:38] Game Otaku**
Yeah, but I shit bricks every
time we meet with our supporters.
**[05:42] Game Otaku**
What're we gonna do?
**[05:43] Otaku Hero**
I'll figure something out.
**[05:45] Kyotaro**
Something, yeah?
**[05:46] Otaku Hero**
Yeah, something.
**[05:56] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[05:59] Kyotaro**
Whoa!
**[06:01] other otaku**
Whoa!
**[06:05] Kyotaro**
What?!
**[06:06] Anarchy**
Geez, you almost got me pregnant!
**[06:10] Otaku Hero**
Quit messing around, Anarchy-chan.
**[06:13] Kyotaro**
And I was so looking forward to
a bizarre plot twist.
**[06:16] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[06:25] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[06:26] Kyotaro**
They never let up, do they?
**[06:30] Military Otaku**
Sir! A report from the mobile patrol!
**[06:33] Otaku Hero**
All right.
**[06:35] Otaku Hero**
You know, you could just tell me.
**[06:37] Kyotaro**
He never lets up, either.
**[06:39] Anarchy**
So, what does it say?
**[06:41] Otaku Hero**
Another truck full of otaku
was sent to the protection zone.
**[06:44] Anarchy**
Huh? Damn it!
**[06:47] Anarchy**
The damn Shobon Army again!
**[06:50] Anarchy**
Hey, Otaku Hero.
**[06:53] Anarchy**
We've got to find Blue and Pink.
**[06:56] Anarchy**
I mean, it's their fault
that they got lost,
**[06:59] Anarchy**
but when the three of us
magical girls get together,
**[07:02] Anarchy**
nothing can ever stop us!
**[07:05] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan was in the abducted group, too.
**[07:09] Anarchy**
That horny, blue, psycho bitch!
**[07:12] Otaku Hero**
It might be time to call it quits.
**[07:15] Anarchy**
Quits? What do you mean?
**[07:19] Otaku Hero**
How long since the Shobon goons appeared?
**[07:21] Otaku Hero**
About three years?
**[07:23] Otaku Hero**
We survived the hell of the otaku hunts,
**[07:25] Otaku Hero**
and then otaku from around the country
gathered to light the flames of revolution.
**[07:30] Otaku Hero**
We made it this far thanks to all of you.
**[07:32] Game Otaku**
No! It was all thanks to you!
**[07:34] Anime Otaku**
There's no way we could've
fought back without you!
**[07:37] Doll Otaku**
This is a liberated zone now!
**[07:40] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[07:41] Otaku Hero**
You all worked hard to retake Akiba.
**[07:45] Otaku Hero**
But our fighting power shrinks by the day.
**[07:49] Otaku Hero**
We even have to steal
weapons from the enemy.
**[07:52] Otaku Hero**
The supporters who bring us food
have to walk a very dangerous line.
**[07:57] Otaku Hero**
So I think—
**[07:58] Anarchy**
So you think? You think what?
**[08:00] Anarchy**
If you're gonna act this pathetic,
why don't I take the leader's chair from you!?
**[08:05] Otaku Hero**
Why not? Give it a shot.
**[08:08] Anarchy**
Huh?!
**[08:08] Kyotaro**
You're passing it to her?
**[08:10] Otaku Hero**
I've had enough.
**[08:14] Anarchy**
Wait! Otaku Hero!
**[08:17] Anarchy**
Don't you dare wuss out on me!
**[08:19] Military Otaku**
Give it up, Anarchy-chan.
**[08:20] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[08:22] Military Otaku**
We did basically rely on him for everything.
**[08:27] Military Otaku**
Am I wrong?
**[08:29] Military Otaku**
Even the flames of revolution need to
be fueled, or else they may be extinguished.
**[08:33] Anarchy**
You might be right, but still...
**[08:37] Anarchy**
Still...
**[09:05] Kyotaro**
Like a damn chimney.
**[09:14] Anime Otaku**
Did you mean it?
**[09:16] Anarchy**
Did you really mean
you'll quit being leader?
**[09:20] Otaku Hero**
Things are only gonna go downhill from here.
**[09:23] Anarchy**
Well yeah, and that's
why we need to rescue Blue!
**[09:27] Otaku Hero**
Go for it, Anarchy-chan.
You're the leader, right?
**[09:29] Anarchy**
That's not what I'm saying!
**[09:31] Anarchy**
With me, Blue, and Pink...
**[09:34] Anarchy**
With us magical girls
and you together, we can fight!
**[09:37] Anarchy**
We can make the world a place where
you can like whatever you want to like again!
**[09:41] Anarchy**
You were the leader
who was supposed to take us there,
**[09:45] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[09:46] Otaku Hero**
It just isn't my thing.
**[09:48] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[09:49] Otaku Hero**
Leave that stuff to the guys
who can or want to do it.
**[09:53] Otaku Hero**
Isn't it the same in anime?
**[09:55] Otaku Hero**
The leaders and heroes either
are ready to kick ass from the start,
**[09:59] Otaku Hero**
or they say they "don't want to fight"
and still kick ass anyway.
**[10:03] Anarchy**
And you're saying you're neither type?
**[10:09] Anarchy**
Hello?
**[10:10] Train Otaku**
*Turn on the TV! Right now!*
**[10:12] Kyotaro**
Here.
***SIGN*** New Segment! Celebrities who Smoke!
***SIGN*** Emergency Alert
**[10:13] TV host**
*We couldn't make it happen!*
**[10:13] Anarchy**
"The government has announced
a major protection action
**[10:18] Anarchy**
targeted at key areas of the Chiyoda
and Taito wards for tomorrow"?!
**[10:25] Anarchy**
So you're sure?
**[10:26] Anarchy**
Then I'll become leader.
**[10:28] Anarchy**
But no takebacks or redos later on, okay?
**[10:32] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[10:35] Anarchy**
Fine.
**[10:39] Anarchy**
Listen up, creeps!
**[10:41] Anarchy**
In preparation
for the expected enemy action,
**[10:44] Anarchy**
the Akiba Liberated Zone
is now going on 24-hour battle alert!
**[10:48] Anarchy**
And I, Anarchy-chan, am taking command!
**[10:53] Mob otaku**
Yeah!
**[10:55] Anarchy**
Open the armory!
**[11:00] Anarchy**
A Unit, gather at Suehirocho.
**[11:02] Anarchy**
Hey, hey! Get moving, B Unit!
**[11:04] Anarchy**
Hurry up, hurry up!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[11:27] Otaku**
Yay!
**[11:41] Otaku**
Akihabara successfully recaptured!
**[11:46] Otaku**
Yeah!
**[11:48] Otaku**
Woo-hoo!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
***SIGN*** Pink Hero
Legend
**[12:06] (Flashback) Anarchy**
I'll show you magic tomorrow.
**[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Magic?
**[12:10] (Flashback) Anarchy**
My fire magic.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Anarchy**
And if that doesn't change your mind,
**[12:16] (Flashback) Anarchy**
then I'll become leader
and bring Blue back myself!
**[12:33] Train Otaku**
Ah! They're here!
**[12:41] Cofficer**
To the designated protected
individuals occupying this district:
**[12:45] Cofficer**
End your resistance
and surrender immediately!
**[12:48] Cofficer**
Just like your comrades,
we absolutely will not treat you poorly!
**[12:51] Game Otaku**
Lying pig!
**[12:52] Cofficer**
If you refuse, we will use our
resources to *protect* you all.
**[12:59] Cofficer**
What's this?
**[13:03] Cofficer**
If that's how you want it...
**[13:05] Cofficer**
All units, follow established policies
and commence action!
**[13:10] Game Otaku**
They aren't holding back.
**[13:13] Game Otaku**
Fire, fire!
**[13:15] Cofficer**
Log unit, advance!
***SIGN*** Canned Oden
**[13:24] Cofficer**
Oh, no!
**[13:24] Cofficer**
Watch out!
**[13:26] JSDF Otaku**
We won't give up one inch!
**[13:28] Idol Otaku**
We'll never surrender to you!
**[13:30] Otaku A**
What's happening up top?
**[13:31] Otaku B**
They're making progress.
**[13:33] Otaku C**
Where's Anarchy-chan?
**[13:34] Otaku B**
I haven't seen her, but everyone's
following the plan, so we should be okay!
**[13:46] Anarchy**
This is a stairway to hell
when you're out of shape!
**[13:49] Kyotaro**
You sure are being dramatic about it.
**[13:52] Anarchy**
Shut up!
**[13:53] Kyotaro**
Why do you have to run up anyway?
**[13:56] Kyotaro**
Where's your transformation bag?
**[13:57] Anarchy**
I don't need it. Not now, anyway.
**[14:03] Kyotaro**
Oh, no! You're gonna have to give u—
**[14:07] Kyotaro**
The hell?!
**[14:08] Anarchy**
I can't let something like this stop me!
**[14:11] Kyotaro**
So transform, then!
**[14:14] Cofficer**
We've made a way through. Charge!
**[14:18] Cofficer A**
One protected!
**[14:20] Cofficer B**
Two protected!
**[14:22] Cofficer B**
And a whole bunch more,
**[14:23] Cofficer B**
all protected!
**[14:25] JSDF Otaku**
The barricade has been breached!
**[14:27] JSDF Otaku**
You have to take command, Otaku Hero!
**[14:30] JSDF Otaku**
It has to be you!
**[14:33] JSDF Otaku**
Why won't you say anything?
**[14:38] Anarchy**
Listen up, punks!
**[14:46] Game Otaku**
Otaku Hero, it's Anarchy-chan!
**[14:53] Anarchy**
Up here!
**[14:56] Anarchy**
I'll show you what
Anarchy-chan's magic can do!
**[14:59] Anarchy**
Open your eyeballs
and take a good look!
**[15:02] Anarchy**
You impotent, rotten dick
cheese sons of bitches!
**[15:07] Chief Cofficer**
It's a magical girl.
**[15:08] Chief Cofficer**
Incendiary rounds! Fire!
**[15:13] Anarchy**
Think you can hit me?
**[15:14] Kyotaro**
They're trying to kill us!
**[15:16] Kyotaro**
RIP me!
**[15:19] Anarchy**
RIP what? You're so full of it.
**[15:21] Kyotaro**
Oh, you caught me?
**[15:22] Kyotaro**
Watch out!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[15:32] Game Otaku**
That's the...
**[15:33] Train Otaku**
...flag of our revolution!
**[15:34] JSDF Otaku**
It represents...
**[15:35] Idol Otaku**
...the dreams of all otaku!
**[15:37] Anarchy**
Remember, Otaku Hero!
**[15:40] Anarchy**
You wanted to protect what you love.
**[15:42] Anarchy**
That urge, that drive, that fire—!
**[15:53] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[15:57] Anarchy**
Do you see it?
**[15:59] Anarchy**
This means... I'm the leader now.
**[16:04] Anarchy**
Got a problem with that?
**[16:10] Anarchy**
I'm the leader now! I am!
**[16:15] Anarchy**
I wanted everyone to know... but...
**[16:21] Anarchy**
the only leader I really want
is you, Otaku Hero!
**[16:29] Otaku Hero**
Quit crying, Anarchy-chan.
**[16:33] Otaku Hero**
Your spell worked on me.
**[16:35] Otaku Hero**
Your magic set my heart
on fire, Anarchy-chan.
**[16:43] Otaku Hero**
Here, take this.
**[16:44] Otaku Hero**
You left it behind on purpose, right?
**[16:47] Anarchy**
Oh. Yeah!
**[16:50] Kyotaro**
By the way, how did you get up here?
**[16:52] Otaku Hero**
In that!
**[16:56] Kyotaro & Anarchy**
A blimp?!
**[17:12] Otaku Hero**
Listen up, everyone!
**[17:14] Otaku Hero**
We're gonna use this thing
to annihilate the enemy.
**[17:16] Otaku Hero**
And then we're gonna rescue Blue!
**[17:18] Otaku Hero**
I'm the leader of the revolutionary army!
**[17:20] Otaku Hero**
Otaku Hero!
**[17:21] Otaku Hero**
Got a problem with that?
**[17:23] Otaku**
Ooh!
**[17:23] Otaku**
No objection!
**[17:31] Otaku Hero**
They call this a "natural protection zone"
where otaku can fulfill their otaku desires,
**[17:35] Otaku Hero**
but it's actually just a jail.
**[17:37] Otaku Hero**
No, a fortress.
**[17:39] Otaku Hero**
They have jail cells lined up
in a wide-open exhibition space.
**[17:42] Otaku Hero**
And the watchtower guarding it all is
**[17:44] Otaku Hero**
Tokyo Big Sight!
**[17:46] Otaku Hero**
Let's start the operation
and try not to die.
**[17:48] Otaku Hero**
Follow me!
**[17:49] Anarchy**
I can't let you do that.
**[17:51] Anarchy**
The first to go
**[17:53] Anarchy**
has got to be me!
**[17:57] Anarchy**
First train departing!
**[17:58] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[17:59] Otaku Hero**
Your parachute! Parachute!!
**[18:03] Anarchy**
Thank you, Otaku Hero.
**[18:05] Anarchy**
Here I go. Transform!
**[18:36] Anarchy**
Here to destroy both chaos and order,
**[18:38] Anarchy**
Magical Girl Anarchy!
**[18:41] Anarchy**
If you act naughty,
**[18:42] Anarchy**
I'll blow you to bits!
**[18:49] Anarchy**
Heaven's Inferno!
***SIGN*** Heaven's Inferno
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[18:54] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan, set it on fire!
**[18:56] Anarchy**
Okay!
**[18:58] Anarchy**
Heaven's Paradise!
**[19:04] Guard A**
What?!
**[19:10] Guard B**
What? Wait! Cut it out!
**[19:18] Otaku Hero**
Good job!
**[19:22] otaku**
Get them!
**[19:23] otaku**
We did it!
**[19:27] Kyotaro**
Where's Blue at?
**[19:29] Anarchy**
That horny, blue, psycho bitch?
**[19:32] Otaku Hero**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Blue Is Here
**[19:33] Otaku Hero**
She's in there!
**[19:36] Otaku Hero**
Watch out!
**[19:38] Anarchy**
I got this!
**[19:40] Cofficers**
Fire! Fire!
**[19:44] Anarchy**
No Hit, No Life!
***SIGN*** No Hit, No Life!!
**[19:50] Kyotaro**
She's murdering!
**[19:51] Otaku Hero**
That's our Anarchy-chan!
**[19:59] Otaku Hero**
Is that...
**[20:01] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan!
**[20:04] Otaku Hero**
We came to save you!
**[20:10] Otaku Hero**
What the hell is that?!
**[20:11] Kyotaro**
This time we're all definitely dead!
**[20:16] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[20:24] Kyotaro**
Anarchy!
**[20:24] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[20:35] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[20:40] Anarchy**
He done? My turn, then.
**[21:04] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan!
**[21:05] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan!
**[21:12] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama?!
**[21:16] Blue**
And Analchy-chan...
**[21:17] Anarchy**
It's Anarchy!
**[21:19] Anarchy**
Geez. You're always so stupid.
**[21:22] Anarchy**
How could a girl like you get trapped
in a place like this anyway?
**[21:26] Blue**
Yeah...
**[21:27] Blue**
I went to hook up with someone I met online
and somehow ended up here.
***SIGN*** Happy Happy Mail
Aomi-san's Profile
View Image View Image View Image
Job: Magical Girl
Blood Type: Secret
Sex Drive: Max+
Area: Tokyo
Things I'm Into: Toys, Bondage
Comment: I'm super kinky
Hobbies: Sex
Personality: Proactive
Skills: Magic
**[21:31] Anarchy**
I'm gonna kill you!
**[21:32] Blue**
Oh, thank you!
**[21:33] Anarchy**
You seriously don't have
any standards, do you?
**[21:34] Blue**
Ooh! Ooh!
**[21:36] Anarchy**
You total slut!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[21:37] Blue**
Yes, thank you so much!
**[21:40] Shobon**
It looks like it's begun. Our game is on.
**[21:44] Slayer**
Things are finally going to get interesting.
**[21:48] Slayer**
With Otaku Hero,
Magical Girl Blue, and Anarchy.
**[23:25] Slayer (?)**
A red girl, a blue girl,
and the last magical girl.
**[23:30] Slayer (?)**
Their desire to fight, their despair
of loss has now gotten in the groove.
**[23:34] Slayer (?)**
They can't let themselves get burned out now.
**[23:37] Slayer (?)**
They'll be tested. Dive in.
# E2 - GOBO GOBO!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV131K/gobo-gobo)
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***SIGN*** Somewhere in Tokyo, 20XX
**[02:10] Chief Cofficer**
M-Many people escaped during the attack
on the Ariake Natural Protection Zone—
**[02:14] Peloce**
That isn't the issue.
**[02:16] Peloce**
The problem is that Blue got away.
**[02:20] Peloce**
You can't underestimate
a magical girl's power.
**[02:22] Slayer**
Oh, dear.
**[02:23] Slayer**
Why can't you just find a way to enjoy this?
**[02:26] Peloce**
Slayer!
**[02:28] Peloce**
Don't tell me you forgot
what happened that time.
**[02:32] Shobon**
The Nakano Incident.
***SIGN*** 2009
***SIGN*** Nakano
**[02:34] Peloce**
In 2009, rioting otaku attacked
the Nakano depository.
***SIGN*** Goods
**[02:39] Peloce**
They stole a large number of artifacts.
**[02:42] Peloce**
That's when we first became aware
**[02:44] Peloce**
of the existence
of the insurrectionist forces
***SIGN*** Nakano
**[02:47] Peloce**
and the great powers
of the magical girls supporting them.
***SIGN*** Akiba
**[02:52] Peloce**
The scoundrels then occupied Akihabara.
**[02:55] Peloce**
The situation has remained
in a deadlock ever since.
**[02:57] Peloce**
If those three manage
to combine forces again...
**[03:04] Otaku**
One, two, three, four...
**[03:12] Otaku**
...four. One, two, three, four.
**[03:20] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[03:22] Kyotaro**
Huh?
**[03:28] Otaku Hero**
Huh? What the—?!
**[03:31] Anarchy**
Pee-yew!
**[03:32] Anarchy**
Blue!
**[03:33] Otaku Hero**
The hell are you doing?
**[03:37] Anarchy**
What's that stank coming from?
**[03:40] Blue**
It's surrr... strömming.
**[03:45] Anarchy**
Take it outside!
**[03:52] Otaku**
Hold your breath.
**[03:53] Otaku**
Damn, that stinks!
**[03:56] Blue**
Oh, come on! What're you gonna do to me?
**[03:59] Anarchy**
Think on what you did, asshole!
**[04:01] Anarchy**
I'm busy over here.
**[04:03] Anarchy**
Okay, what's left?
40 dozen rolls toilet paper,
**[04:06] Anarchy**
as much veggies and yakisoba as we can get,
**[04:09] Anarchy**
and gas masks.
**[04:10] Blue**
Gas masks?
**[04:12] Anarchy**
Because the hideout reeks now!
It's your own damn fault!
**[04:16] Otaku Hero**
Gas masks...
**[04:27] Anarchy**
Whatcha lookin' at?
**[04:28] Otaku Hero**
Huh? Oh.
**[04:30] Anarchy**
Gas masks?
**[04:32] Otaku Hero**
Might be a clue about Pink-chan.
**[04:34] Anarchy**
Pink?
**[04:35] Otaku Hero**
Yeah. Will he answer?
**[04:38] Otaku Hero**
Oh, Nick!
**[04:40] Nick**
*Yo, Otaku Hero. How's things?*
**[04:42] Otaku Hero**
Not bad.
**[04:44] Otaku Hero**
Feels like I bit off
more than I can chew, though.
**[04:48] Nick**
*I hear you raised hell at one of the camps.*
**[04:51] Nick**
*Nice work, man.*
**[04:53] Anarchy**
He sure is informed.
**[04:55] Otaku Hero**
Yeah, he's a mod of Ura-Nico
and a super hacker.
**[04:59] Otaku Hero**
He's the reason we could use
the field at Akiba.
**[05:02] Anarchy**
That was him?
**[05:03] Nick**
*I've heard all about you, Magical Girl.*
**[05:06] Anarchy**
Oh, hey. I'm Anarchy.
**[05:08] Nick**
*How's it going?*
**[05:09] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan's here too.
**[05:11] Blue**
Here ya go! Here ya go!
Here ya go! Here ya go!
**[05:13] Otaku**
My pleasure!
**[05:13] Otaku**
My pleasure!
**[05:14] Otaku**
My pleasure!
**[05:14] Otaku**
My pleasure!
**[05:16] Nick**
*Looks like she's doing good.*
**[05:18] Otaku Hero**
So, Nick, wanna do me a favor?
**[05:20] Nick**
*Huh?*
**[05:23] Nick**
*A rave?*
**[05:25] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[05:26] Otaku Hero**
Can you find out where
it's being streamed from?
**[05:29] Nick**
*Hold on.*
**[05:34] Anarchy**
Kyo-chan died?
**[05:36] Anarchy**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Otaku
**[05:37] Anarchy**
From Nick.
**[05:38] Anarchy**
How did he know my address?
**[05:41] Otaku Hero**
'Cause he's Nick.
**[05:42] Anarchy**
Creepy!
**[05:43] Anarchy**
Hey, this looks like a map.
***SIGN*** Here
**[05:45] Otaku Hero**
That's here!
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Akiba
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[05:47] Otaku Hero**
It's right behind us!
**[05:51] Anarchy**
Here?
**[05:52] Otaku Hero**
I think so.
**[05:54] Otaku Hero**
I had no idea a place like this was here.
**[05:57] Anarchy**
Right under our noses.
**[05:59] Anarchy**
We just didn't see it.
***SIGN*** Pink's Hideout
**[06:01] Blue**
Look what it says!
***SIGN*** Pink's Hideout
**[06:04] Blue**
Hey, I'm startin' to get tired.
**[06:07] Anarchy**
Say what? We haven't
even walked three minutes!
***SIGN*** Here
**[06:10] Blue**
I'm sore from being strung up so long.
**[06:13] Anarchy**
You were slapping
volleyballs around like crazy!
**[06:15] Blue**
Whatevs.
**[06:17] Anarchy**
Well, everyone seems happy
you came back, though.
**[06:21] Blue**
I guess I'll go.
**[06:23] Anime Otaku**
B-Blue-chan, where to?
**[06:25] Game Otaku**
Who's that from?
**[06:26] Blue**
A guy I met on a hookup site
said he'd take me out for Chinese.
**[06:29] Idol Otaku**
You shouldn't go, Blue-chan!
**[06:31] Anime Otaku**
You don't know what he'll do to you!
**[06:33] Blue**
Well, yeah, but gee,
**[06:35] Blue**
while I was locked up, my *basic
physical needs* were all ignored.
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Sleep
***SIGN*** Sex
**[06:43] Blue**
You gotta keep a girl satisfied.
**[06:45] Otaku**
I'll treat you!
**[06:46] Otaku**
Lemme take you!
**[06:48] Otaku**
No! I'll satisfy you!
**[06:50] Blue**
Oh, okonomiyaki sounds good, too.
**[06:55] Anarchy**
Sometimes I'm not sure
if we should've saved you.
**[06:58] Blue**
Oh!
**[07:02] Blue**
Found something nice!
**[07:03] Anarchy**
Oh, no!
**[07:05] Blue**
God, this feels so good.
**[07:08] Anarchy**
Yeah, I'm definitely not sure.
**[07:30] Pink**
Go.
**[07:33] Anarchy**
To think you were here right next to us.
**[07:35] Blue**
It's been a while, Pink-chan.
**[07:41] Otaku Hero**
Hey! Wai—! Hold on!
**[07:44] Anarchy**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[07:47] Anarchy**
Looks like we might not be welcome.
**[07:53] Pink**
Gobo-bo.
**[07:56] Anarchy**
Hasn't changed a bit.
**[07:58] Anarchy**
Blue, will you translate?
**[08:00] Blue**
For sure.
**[08:01] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[08:01] Blue (P)**
"What could you possibly want with me?"
**[08:03] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
**[08:04] Blue (P)**
"I have no intention of leaving."
**[08:06] Blue (P)**
"I'm staying here with my children forever."
**[08:08] Anarchy**
You can't keep dancing in the dark
for the rest of your life!
**[08:12] Anarchy**
But if you want to try,
help us defeat Shobon!
**[08:15] Anarchy**
We have the power to do it.
We're magical girls!
**[08:18] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[08:19] Blue (P)**
"You haven't changed one bit,
Akabane Kirara."
**[08:22] Anarchy**
Hey, no using my real name!
**[08:23] Pink**
Gobo, gobo...
**[08:23] Blue (P)**
"You just want the power to fight."
**[08:27] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[08:28] Blue (P)**
"You're a magical girl. So what?"
**[08:30] Blue (P)**
"You're just a tool
for other people's battles."
**[08:33] Blue (P)**
"That's not for me!"
**[08:35] Blue (P)**
"Greedy otaku staring, putting me
in situations I don't want..."
**[08:40] Anarchy**
So you stay here in your nice little
fan club instead, all warm and cozy,
**[08:43] Anarchy**
where everyone spoils you like a princess?
**[08:46] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[08:47] Blue (P)**
"When I'm with my children,
I can live the way I was meant to."
**[08:51] Blue (P)**
"And..."
**[08:54] Blue (P)**
"And if I don't take my
shots every day, I'll die."
**[08:59] Blue (P)**
"But you still want me to fight?"
**[09:01] Blue**
You damn liar!
**[09:02] Blue**
I know you spike those shots
with a little something special.
**[09:05] Anarchy**
Huh...
**[09:06] Pink**
Gobo?
**[09:08] Gas Mask Mob A**
Stop it!
**[09:09] Gas Mask Mob B**
Yeah!
**[09:10] Gas Mask Mob C**
Quit bullying Pink-chan!
**[09:11] Gas Mask Mob D**
Pink-chan doesn't want to fight anymore!
**[09:14] Gas Mask Mob E**
That's right!
**[09:15] Gas Mask Mob E**
This is Pink-chan's and our utopia!
**[09:17] Gas Mask Mob F**
Yeah, it's our paradise!
**[09:19] Gas Mask Mob G**
We want to live here happily
with Pink-chan forever!
**[09:22] Gas Mask Mobs**
Don't take Pink-chan from us!
**[09:25] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan.
**[09:27] Otaku Hero**
I think I know how you feel.
**[09:30] Pink**
Gobo-bo-bo...
**[09:31] Blue (P)**
"Otaku Hero..."
**[09:32] Otaku Hero**
You must be really tired of it all.
**[09:36] Otaku Hero**
Actually, a while ago I got
a little burned out, too.
**[09:40] Pink**
Gobo?
**[09:41] Otaku Hero**
But Anarchy-chan helped me remember.
**[09:45] Otaku Hero**
We're making the world a place where
you can like whatever you want to like again!
**[09:49] Otaku Hero**
That's why our *moe* will never burn out!
**[09:53] Kyotaro**
Nice one!
**[09:55] Anarchy**
That's right, Pink!
**[09:57] Anarchy**
When we three magical girls
are together, I know we'll win!
**[10:00] Anarchy**
Come on, Blue, say something.
**[10:01] Blue**
This place reeks of sweat.
**[10:03] Kyotaro**
Sniff, sniff.
**[10:05] Pink**
Gobo.
**[10:06] Blue (P)**
"Fine."
**[10:10] Gas Mask Mob**
Pink-chan?
**[10:12] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[10:12] Blue (P)**
"If you want to take me out of here,
show me you're serious."
**[10:18] Anarchy**
Serious?
**[10:19] Pink**
Gobo gobo-bo...
**[10:19] Blue (P)**
"Akabane Kirara, Kanda Blueberry Ai."
**[10:22] Anarchy**
*That's* your real name?!
**[10:24] Blue (P)**
This drug will test your resolve.
**[10:28] Anarchy**
Huh... If we take it, then what?
**[10:31] Pink**
Go-bo, gobo...
**[10:31] Blue (P)**
"I guess you'll have to wait and see."
**[10:34] Blue (P)**
"If you don't take it,
you can turn right around and leave."
**[10:38] Kyotaro**
That's so rock 'n' roll.
**[10:41] Anarchy**
Fine.
**[10:43] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan. Blue-chan.
**[10:53] Anarchy**
I-Is this poison?
**[10:55] Blue**
This is the shit!
**[10:57] Pink**
Gobo-bo...
**[10:58] Blue (P)**
"Now I know you're serious."
**[11:02] Anarchy**
Wh-What'd she say?
**[11:04] Blue**
We're gonna fight.
**[11:06] Anarchy**
Damn it! That little punk.
**[11:10] Otaku Hero**
H-Huh?! What the—?
**[11:12] Kyotaro**
She dead? Up and died?
**[11:14] Mob Gas Mask A**
They're connected.
**[11:16] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[11:17] Gas Mask Mob A**
Everyone who takes the drug,
**[11:18] Gas Mask Mob A**
their consciousness becomes
one until it wears off.
**[11:21] Gas Mask Mob B**
You didn't know?
**[11:23] Gas Mask Mob B**
Anything imaginable can
happen inside Pink-chan's head.
**[11:26] Gas Mask Mob B**
Her mind is infinite!
**[11:31] Anarchy**
What the hell is this?
**[11:40] Blue**
This feels so good.
**[11:42] Anarchy**
Huh? This isn't water?
**[11:46] Anarchy**
What.
**[12:04] Anarchy**
Damn it! This is what
Pink's head is full of?
**[12:08] Blue**
It's wild, huh? So wild.
**[12:10] Blue**
I actually don't hate it.
**[12:11] Anarchy**
This isn't the time!
**[12:13] Anarchy**
Anyway, we gotta go find Pink.
**[12:18] Anarchy**
Oh? This part isn't so... bad? Uh...
**[12:27] Anarchy**
This is why I hate brain stuff!
**[12:29] Anarchy**
If that's how it is...
**[12:30] Anarchy**
Transform!
**[12:54] Anarchy**
Here to destroy both chaos and order,
**[12:57] Anarchy**
Magical Girl Anarchy!
**[13:00] Anarchy**
Heaven's Crack Trap!
**[13:05] Anarchy**
See dat?
**[13:06] Anarchy**
If anything goes here, we can't lose.
**[13:10] Anarchy**
What now?
**[13:15] Blue**
Still don't hate it!
**[13:21] Kyotaro**
Hmm. Just barely... out.
**[13:24] Otaku Hero**
Th-They gonna be okay?
**[13:27] Gas Mask Mob**
Looks like they can't lift a finger.
**[13:29] Otaku Hero**
How can you tell?
**[13:40] Anarchy**
What's that?
**[13:44] Anarchy**
Body pillows?
**[14:17] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[14:19] Blue**
Yeah, right there, right there!
This feels so good!
**[14:22] Anarchy**
You psycho bitch!
I never should've saved you!
**[14:27] Blue**
Oh, don't say that.
**[14:29] Blue**
But since you did, I owe you one.
**[14:32] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama's dream is my dream!
**[14:35] Anarchy**
Blue...
**[14:36] Blue**
Get a load of this.
**[14:38] Blue**
Transform!
**[14:59] Blue**
Fly on into my world!
**[15:03] Blue**
Magical Girl
**[15:06] Blue**
Blue!
**[15:11] Blue**
Territorio Assoluto!
**[15:19] Anarchy**
Hey, you aren't half bad!
**[15:22] Anarchy**
Whoa, is this place what it looks like?
**[15:25] Blue**
Probably.
**[15:44] Anarchy**
Come out, Pink!
**[15:46] Blue**
Come on out!
**[15:57] Anarchy**
Pink!
**[15:58] Pink**
Go-bo go-bo?
**[15:58] Blue (P)**
"Are you enjoying yourselves?"
**[16:00] Anarchy**
Don't flatter yourself.
**[16:02] Anarchy**
Let's hurry and get this over with.
**[16:04] Pink**
Gobo, gobo gobo?
**[16:04] Blue (P)**
"Should I go easy on you?"
**[16:06] Anarchy**
Don't insult me! Give it all you got!
***SIGN*** Transform
***SIGN*** Self-Righteousness
***SIGN*** Hope
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Transience
***SIGN*** Transformation Complete
**[16:28] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
***SIGN*** Illusion
**[16:29] Pink**
Gobo.
***SIGN*** Judgment
**[16:30] Pink**
Gobo!
***SIGN*** Carnage
**[16:31] Pink**
Gobo!
***SIGN*** Awakening
**[16:33] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Pink
**[16:35] Pink**
Go-bo gobo...
**[16:36] Blue (P)**
"Now prove to me how serious you a—"
**[16:43] Gas Mask Mob**
It's begun.
**[16:46] Otaku Hero**
Good luck, Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan!
**[16:57] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
**[16:58] Pink**
Gobo!
**[17:04] Anarchy**
Not bad. Now it's my turn.
**[17:07] Anarchy**
Heaven's Sacrifice!
**[17:12] Pink**
Go-bo.
**[17:16] Anarchy**
What?
**[17:21] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[17:22] Blue (P)**
"How did you think you could
defeat me inside my own mind?"
**[17:30] Anarchy**
You can't have forgotten everything.
**[17:33] Anarchy**
Try to remember!
**[17:34] Anarchy**
Our first battle. The promise we made!
**[17:38] Otaku**
We did it!
**[17:39] Otaku**
All right!
**[17:43] Anarchy**
This isn't the end of our battle.
**[17:47] Anarchy**
It's just the beginning.
**[17:48] Blue**
You sound so cool, Spooky-cha—
**[17:51] Anarchy**
It's Anarchy!
**[17:57] Anarchy**
Let's swear to it!
**[17:59] Anarchy**
Magical girls never lose. Always win!
**[18:02] Anarchy**
We'll win and then turn back
into normal girls!
**[18:05] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[18:06] Blue**
What do you mean "normal"?
**[18:08] Anarchy**
That's, well, um... I'm not sure.
**[18:12] Blue**
You aren't sure?
**[18:13] Anarchy**
But it's gotta be fun!
**[18:15] Anarchy**
A world where everyone can
like whatever they want to like!
**[18:19] Blue**
What they want?
**[18:22] Blue**
In that case, I want to go
to a New Order concert!
**[18:26] Anarchy**
If you say so.
**[18:28] Anarchy**
And you, Pink?
**[18:31] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo.
**[18:35] Blue**
"I want to work at a maid cafe," she says.
**[18:41] Anarchy**
Cool. It's a promise.
**[18:47] Anarchy**
We will win!
**[18:49] Blue**
We'll win and become normal girls again.
**[18:52] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo!
**[18:52] Blue (P)**
"And like what we want to like!"
**[18:54] Anarchy**
A world that can say "like"!
**[18:57] All three**
Let's bring it back!
**[19:02] Anarchy**
Pink, please remember.
**[19:13] Gas Mask Mob**
Everyone, let's go!
**[19:15] Gas Mask Mobs**
Yeah.
**[19:19] Pink**
Go!
**[19:22] Anarchy**
If you can't remember,
**[19:24] Anarchy**
if you don't want to
remember, that's too bad.
**[19:28] Anarchy**
Do it.
**[19:32] Pink**
Go!
**[19:34] Gas Mask Mobs**
Pink-chan!
**[19:38] Anarchy**
The gas masks!
**[19:39] Pink**
Gobo-bo?
**[19:40] Gas Mask Mob A**
Pink-chan, we know how you feel!
**[19:42] Gas Mask Mob A**
We're the only ones who know!
**[19:44] Gas Mask Mob C**
Pink-chan, we know that you still have hope!
**[19:48] Pink**
G-Gobo...
**[19:49] Gas Mask Mob B**
Go back to being a magical girl!
**[19:52] Gas Mask Mob C**
We'll all be okay!
**[19:53] Gas Mask Mob C**
This isn't goodbye.
**[19:55] Gas Mask Mob C**
This is your graduation, Pink-chan!
**[19:57] Gas Mask Mob C**
As our princess, and as our idol!
**[20:00] Pink**
Gobo...
**[20:02] Gas Mask Mob B**
We'll graduate, too!
**[20:04] Gas Mask Mobs**
From this dream we shared with you!
**[20:08] Gas Mask Mobs**
We want you to fulfill
your true dreams, Pink-chan!
**[20:13] Gas Mask Mob A**
We'll always be waiting for you.
**[20:15] Pink**
Gobo!
**[20:18] Anarchy**
Wh-What the heck?
**[20:22] Blue**
Had a feeling this would happen.
**[20:38] Pink**
Go—?
**[20:45] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[20:47] Blue**
"I'm back," she said.
**[20:49] Anarchy**
Damn it. We couldn't even beat her.
**[20:52] Blue**
We didn't need to.
**[20:54] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[20:54] Otaku Hero**
I don't really get what
happened, but I'm glad.
**[20:58] Otaku Hero**
Welcome back, Pink-chan.
**[21:05] Otaku Hero**
And thanks, everyone!
**[21:06] Otaku Hero**
Without... your help...
**[21:08] Kyotaro**
They okay like this?
**[21:14] Otaku Hero**
Right here, on this day,
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[21:16] Otaku Hero**
three magical girls have rejoined forces!
**[21:19] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy! Blue! Pink!
**[21:23] Otaku Hero**
With the true power
of the Revolutionary Army,
**[21:25] Otaku Hero**
our true determination,
**[21:27] Otaku Hero**
we're going to teach
the Shobon Army a lesson!
**[21:30] Otaku Hero**
Our war is just beginning!
**[21:32] Otaku Mobs**
Yeah!
**[21:35] Kyotaro**
Now that's a red flag!
**[23:08] Idol**
Hi, everyone!
**[23:09] Idol**
Today is my debut concert!
Thank you for coming!
***SIGN*** Yay!
***SIGN*** My Memories
with Pink-Chan
**[23:16] Idol**
Here we go! One, two, three, four!
***SIGN*** Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
***SIGN*** Ooh, yahoo!
**[23:25] narrator**
A tranquil moment, a turbulent unrest.
**[23:28] narrator**
Dazzling memories.
**[23:31] narrator**
A towering hatred runs amok
**[23:33] narrator**
on roads leading hither
and thither and nowhere at all.
**[23:36] narrator**
The avatar of destruction
descends from above.
***SIGN*** Destroy!!!
# E3 - PESSIMISTIC OVERDRIVE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV8Z85/pessimistic-overdrive)
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**[00:23] Otaku Hero**
What is that?
**[00:30] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[00:32] Otaku Hero**
Girls?!
**[02:11] Kyotaro**
Yeah.
**[02:12] Kyotaro**
With all the otaku from Ariake,
things sure are getting lively.
**[02:17] Anarchy**
I'm sure they'll help the
Revolutionary Army make an impact.
**[02:20] Pink**
Gobo-bo, gobo. Gobo gobo-go?
**[02:20] Blue (P)**
"But will they cooperate with the army?"
**[02:24] Otaku Hero**
The majority will.
**[02:25] Anarchy**
We should just make them.
**[02:28] Anarchy**
Some of them already
follow us around anyway.
**[02:30] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo gobo gobo.
**[02:30] Blue (P)**
"They'll start to get restless
if you force them, though."
**[02:34] Otaku Hero**
That's the problem.
**[02:36] Otaku Hero**
If we're going to capture
their otaku hearts,
**[02:38] Otaku Hero**
we need to lead by example!
**[02:39] Blue**
Ooh, that pose gets my juices flowing!
**[02:43] Kyotaro**
Whoa!
**[02:43] Kyotaro**
Some tourists have arrived!
**[02:47] Kyotaro**
I guess Akiba tours are
a hit in the current day.
**[02:51] Slayer**
Ladies and gentlemen,
**[02:52] Slayer**
welcome to Old Akihabara,
the Priority Otaku Protection Zone.
**[02:57] Passengers**
Ooh!
**[02:58] Passenger**
Is that a cringemobile convoy?
I've never seen a real one!
**[03:01] Passenger**
Crazy!
**[03:11] Passenger**
The otaku are coming out!
**[03:13] Passengers**
Wow!
**[03:17] Anarchy**
Nobody said this was a tourist spot.
**[03:21] Anarchy**
We ain't a sideshow, damn it!
**[03:31] Passenger**
Now that's a wild otaku! They've got a bite!
**[03:35] Kid**
But they sure look dorky.
**[03:37] Mother**
That's because they love wearing t-shirts
with drawings of anime girls.
**[03:41] Father**
The otaku might try to kidnap you,
so stay far away from them, okay?
**[03:46] Slayer**
You most likely won't see any violent,
wild otaku outside of this area,
**[03:52] Slayer**
but if you do happen to spot one,
please contact the nearest SSC official.
**[04:02] Anarchy**
Serves you right! Get yer asses outta here!
**[04:04] Anarchy**
Peeping moron perverts!
**[04:06] Kyotaro**
I wish you'd think about me sometimes.
**[04:12] Blue**
I'm getting hungry, too.
**[04:14] Otaku Hero**
Well, it's been a while
since we've all gotten together,
**[04:17] Otaku Hero**
so why don't we hold a rally?
**[04:23] Otaku Hero**
Here you go.
**[04:25] Bouncer**
Very well, sir. Please.
**[04:28] Maids**
Welcome home, Master! Mistresses!
**[04:33] Otaku Hero**
Hiya.
**[04:34] Head Maid**
We haven't seen you in a while,
Otaku Hero-sama.
**[04:37] Anarchy**
We're here, too, you know.
**[04:39] Head Maid**
But of course you are.
**[04:41] Anarchy**
Oh wow, you aren't into this at all!
**[04:43] Blue**
You're nice to Otaku Hero-sama
but give us the cold shoulder?
**[04:46] Head Maid**
That isn't true at all.
**[04:48] Head Maid**
This way, please.
**[04:51] Anarchy**
So? What are we eating?
**[04:53] Pink**
Gobo gobo?
**[04:54] Blue**
Nah, they wouldn't have
anything gooey like that here.
**[04:57] Pink**
Gobo...
**[04:58] Anarchy**
I'll go ahead and order.
**[05:01] Anarchy**
This and this and two of these.
***SIGN*** Merry-Go-Round Go-Go♥Parfait
***SIGN*** Large Fried Oysters Riding the Big Ship
***SIGN*** French Fries with Gusto
***SIGN*** Onion Ring Potato Set
***SIGN*** Pretty Potato Set
***SIGN*** Thin-Roasted Crispy Potatoes
***SIGN*** Shakagori Potatoes
***SIGN*** Super Crispy Potatoes
***SIGN*** Whole Baked Potato
***SIGN*** Hot and Fluffy Buttered Potato
***SIGN*** Let's Go Early Star 4
***SIGN*** Snow White Snowden
***SIGN*** The Gentleman's Irish Cobbler
***SIGN*** The Queen's May Queen
**[05:04] Lead Maid**
Right away.
**[05:08] Kyotaro**
This is heaven! Heaven, I say!
**[05:10] Blue**
We'll get bored waiting. Wanna play a game?
**[05:14] Blue**
The loser has to treat everyone.
**[05:18] Blue**
A quiz as old as time!
**[05:20] Kyotaro**
Yay!
**[05:22] Blue**
There is no 'N' in the name
of this marilyny-mansony rock star!
**[05:27] Blue**
Who is it, Otaku Hero-sama?
**[05:29] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[05:29] Blue**
Yes? And it is?
**[05:31] Otaku Hero**
You gotta be kidding!
**[05:34] Otaku Hero**
Marilyso Massososo?
**[05:36] Magical girls**
Aww.
**[05:37] Blue**
Unfortunately, Otaku Hero-sama now
has to play a penalty game!
**[05:42] Magical girls**
Yay!
**[05:42] Magical girls**
Yippee!
**[05:43] Kyotaro**
A textbook first move advantage.
**[05:46] Otaku Hero**
It was a trap!
**[05:49] Otaku Hero**
You were ready for bondage?!
**[05:52] Blue**
We're gonna grab and grope every
inch of your body, Otaku Hero-sama.
**[05:56] Blue**
Try to hold back, okay?!
**[05:58] Anarchy**
Oh, I get it. This does look fun.
**[06:01] Anarchy**
Vroom...
**[06:03] Anarchy**
Y-Your body does have some... hard parts.
**[06:06] Blue**
Vroom...
**[06:08] Blue**
I can feel it!
Your body heat, Otaku Hero-sama!
**[06:12] Pink**
Gobo...
**[06:14] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[06:17] Kyotaro**
You sure this isn't a reward?
**[06:21] Blue**
Vroo—
**[06:24] Anarchy**
What do you think you're reaching for?
**[06:26] Blue**
His d**k.
**[06:27] Anarchy**
They won't let you say it!
**[06:28] Pink**
Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
**[06:31] Blue**
What?! His nipples are erect!
**[06:35] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! I can't let them
have their way with me!
**[06:53] Unit-@**
The otaku crawl to the surface like vermin.
**[06:58] Unit-@**
How many of them are there?
**[07:01] Shobon**
Then why don't you exterminate them?
**[07:04] Shobon**
I've been hearing some bad rumors.
**[07:07] Unit-@**
Shobon-sama!
**[07:09] Unit-@**
Are the three magical girls together again?
**[07:12] Shobon**
At this rate, the otaku will get
the wrong message.
**[07:15] Shobon**
I'd like you to squash them
while they're still getting ready to act.
**[07:19] Unit-@**
SSC!
**[07:23] Unit-@**
How are Peloce's preparations coming?
**[07:25] Mechanic**
Already finished.
**[07:28] Unit-@**
*Now I can finally fulfill it.*
**[07:30] Unit-@**
*My destiny, my reason for living!*
**[07:34] Unit-@**
Ready for launch!
**[07:35] Mechanic**
Roger that!
***SIGN*** What's the best way
to handle otaku?
***SIGN*** Tolerance
***SIGN*** Extermination
***SIGN*** Who should be more
privileged in society?
***SIGN*** Otaku
***SIGN*** Normies
**[07:44] Unit-@**
* Otaku are such unsanitary,*
* unbelievably selfish people.*
**[07:49] Unit-@**
*I learned that the hard way.*
**[07:51] Unit-@**
*They don't have any good parts; only bad.*
**[07:54] Unit-@**
*I have no greater enemy in this world.*
**[07:57] Mechanic**
Arms finished. Legs next!
**[08:02] Mechanic**
Start masking.
**[08:04] Mechanic**
Keep those decals right on the edges!
**[08:09] Unit-@**
*They can't appreciate the real thing.*
**[08:15] Unit-@**
* They live inside their*
* feelings. A pathetic race.*
**[08:22] Unit-@**
*That's why I decided*
**[08:25] Unit-@**
*to eliminate the otaku with my own hands!*
**[08:29] Unit-@**
*I had to go through hell to get this far.*
**[08:40] Mechanic**
All systems ready for launch!
**[08:42] Unit-@**
Peloce, coming!
**[08:54] crowd**
Good luck!
**[08:55] crowd**
Go get them!
**[09:00] Unit-@**
You just wait, Otaku Hero!
**[09:07] Passengers**
Whoa!
**[09:09] Slayer**
Since we're already here,
shall we watch in secret?
**[09:16] Military Otaku**
Incoming! Incoming!
**[09:20] Unit-@**
*Where are you, Otaku Hero?*
**[09:24] Unit-@**
*Filthy insects!*
**[09:32] Unit-@**
*Right there!*
**[09:37] Unit-@**
I've found you now.
**[09:40] Unit-@**
Otaku Hero, come out and fight me!
**[09:47] Unit-@**
Huh?
**[09:49] Otaku Hero**
Ah! H-Hey! No! Not right there!
**[09:54] Anarchy**
Huh? What's that?
**[09:56] Otaku Hero**
Seriously, stop! I can't hold it anymore!
**[09:59] Otaku Hero**
I surrender! I surrender!
**[10:01] Anarchy**
It's so big.
**[10:01] Otaku Hero**
Let's just say you won! Okay?
**[10:02] Anarchy**
This is the fifth floor.
**[10:04] Pink**
Go-bobo, gobo gobo-bobo.
**[10:05] Blue**
It certainly isn't
a very pretty face, is it?
**[10:08] Kyotaro**
A total derp face.
**[10:10] Blue**
You aren't kidding.
**[10:12] Otaku Hero**
Stop it!
**[10:14] Unit-@**
*Is that him?*
**[10:16] Unit-@**
* Is that really Otaku Hero?*
* And the magical girls?*
**[10:21] Unit-@**
*I put myself through hell to fight* them*?*
**[10:25] Unit-@**
*Does my life count for anything?!*
**[10:32] Cringemobile Driver**
That engine sound!
**[10:37] Anarchy**
What?
**[10:38] Anarchy**
He must be one of the bad ones.
**[10:40] Anarchy**
The hell you think you doing?!
**[10:41] Unit-@**
I'm from SSC.
One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
**[10:45] Unit-@**
Unit-@!
**[10:46] Blue**
Did he say SSC?
**[10:48] Pink**
Gobo gobo-bo.
**[10:49] Blue (P)**
"And one of the Heavenly Kings?"
**[10:50] Anarchy**
And you came all this way to pick a fight?
**[10:53] Unit-@**
I was ordered to exterminate
Otaku Hero and you magical girls.
**[10:57] Unit-@**
This Peloce and I are your opponents now.
**[11:00] Unit-@**
Fight me!
**[11:01] Anarchy**
You asked for it!
**[11:03] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo-bo gobo.
**[11:05] Blue**
The first Heavenly King
is always the weakest!
**[11:08] All three**
Transform!
***SIGN*** Transform
***SIGN*** Self-Righteousness
***SIGN*** Hope
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Transience
***SIGN*** Transformation Complete
**[12:10] All three**
Magical girls, on the scene!
**[12:12] Otaku Hero**
The rope is digging in!
**[12:14] Anarchy**
Let's go!
**[12:19] Anarchy**
Heaven's Flyswatter!
**[12:28] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[12:29] Pink**
Gobo?
**[12:29] Blue**
That fast?
**[12:31] Blue**
He comes so fast!
**[12:38] Unit-@**
This isn't Sunday.
**[12:40] Unit-@**
No pedestrian zone today. Lucky for me!
**[12:54] Cringemobile Driver**
It must be. It's him!
**[13:07] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
**[13:11] Pink**
Gobo-bo-bo-bo gobo-bo-bo bo-bo!
**[13:13] Blue**
Ow! But I think I kinda like it!
**[13:19] Unit-@**
These are the Revolutionary
Army's trump cards?
**[13:23] Pink**
Gobo...
**[13:25] Blue**
Oh, no...
**[13:26] Blue**
It hurts so good!
**[13:27] Unit-@**
Quit treating this like a joke!
**[13:32] Kyotaro**
Meep! Bwah!
**[13:34] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
**[13:36] Pink**
Go... Gobo bobo...
**[13:45] Anarchy**
Ow, ow, ow. That robotic junk pile!
**[13:52] Anarchy**
All right!
**[13:54] Anarchy**
Ow!
**[14:04] Otaku Hero**
Girls, you okay?
**[14:06] Anarchy**
That hurt.
**[14:08] Pink**
Gobo.
**[14:10] Blue**
Th-That was a little too rough!
**[14:13] Otaku Hero**
You can't face that huge, fast unit alone!
**[14:16] Otaku Hero**
The three of you have to combine forces!
**[14:18] Pink**
Gobo gobo?
**[14:20] Anarchy**
The three of us?
**[14:21] Blue**
Combine?
**[14:23] Blue**
You mean...
**[14:29] Otaku Hero**
I'll help, too!
**[14:31] Blue**
You mean a four-way?!
**[14:34] Blue**
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
**[14:36] Blue**
My body is ready!
**[14:38] Anarchy**
Hey! Don't go alone, you horny witch!
**[14:41] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[14:44] Kyotaro**
And I get left behind.
**[15:03] Anarchy**
Screw you!
**[15:05] Unit-@**
That all you got, magical girls?
**[15:18] Blue**
Say, Terumi-chan.
**[15:20] Anarchy**
It's Anarchy-chan!
**[15:21] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama said we
have to combine, right?
**[15:26] Anarchy**
But combine how?
**[15:28] Pink**
Gobo gobo. Gobo!
**[15:29] Blue**
Right!
**[15:30] Blue**
If we let Otaku Hero-sama's
imagination open our shells,
**[15:35] Blue**
we can stop that guy from coming so fast!
**[15:37] Anarchy**
Why would we do that?
**[15:39] Pink**
Gobo.
**[15:39] Unit-@**
Whatever you're planning,
you will never defeat me!
**[15:54] Cringemobile Driver**
It's you.
**[15:55] Cringemobile Driver**
I see you, following the traffic rules!
**[16:00] Otaku Hero**
The girls...
**[16:03] Otaku Hero**
Is he... Then maybe...!
**[16:06] Anarchy**
What the hell is his problem?
**[16:08] Blue**
Let's hurry! Let's hurry up and combine!
**[16:12] Anarchy**
Oh, no!
**[16:14] Unit-@**
Now, the final blow!
**[16:18] Anarchy**
Eww.
**[16:18] Blue**
Oh, gross.
**[16:25] Blue**
That's nasty.
**[16:27] Anarchy**
One hit from that would tear us to bits!
**[16:30] Otaku Hero**
Girls!
**[16:36] Unit-@**
You're split up now!
**[16:44] Anarchy**
Idiot! Asshole! SSC's a bunch of virgins!
**[16:48] Unit-@**
You won't get away!
**[16:53] Unit-@**
What's that?
**[16:54] Unit-@**
Damn it! Get out of my way!
**[16:58] Unit-@**
What's happening? I can't move. Why?
**[17:01] Cringemobile Driver**
Of course you can't.
**[17:03] Cringemobile Driver**
Not a car lover like you.
**[17:05] Unit-@**
Come on!
**[17:09] Unit-@**
What now?
**[17:11] Unit-@**
I can't move!
**[17:13] Otaku Hero**
Girls! Hit it now!
**[17:15] Magical girls**
Triple Destroy!
**[17:27] Unit-@**
Damn it! Move, move!
**[17:30] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[17:31] Blue**
Injection complete. Get him!
**[17:34] Anarchy**
Let's give it to him.
**[17:38] Unit-@**
How can they do this to me?!
**[17:59] Unit-@**
It isn't over. I haven't lost yet.
**[18:04] Otaku Hero**
No, you'll never win.
**[18:07] Unit-@**
How would you know?
**[18:09] Otaku Hero**
You used to be a car otaku, right?
**[18:12] Otaku Hero**
You were probably brainwashed
or something by SSC.
**[18:16] Unit-@**
There's no way that happened.
**[18:18] Otaku Hero**
The fact that you didn't
damage a single car,
**[18:20] Otaku Hero**
not even one model, proves it.
**[18:28] Otaku Hero**
An otaku's heart still burns inside you.
**[18:30] Otaku Hero**
It will never go out!
**[18:34] Unit-@**
No.
**[18:36] Unit-@**
I don't even like cars.
**[18:39] Unit-@**
I'm not an otaku!
**[18:41] Unit-@**
And cars? Cars...
**[18:46] Unit-@**
They're so...
**[18:49] Unit-@**
I'm... I'm... a car otaku?
**[18:55] Slayer**
Damn NPC!
**[18:59] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[18:59] Anarchy**
Wha—?
**[18:59] Blue**
Ha—?
**[18:59] Pink**
Bo—?
**[19:07] Anarchy**
Wh-What?!
**[19:37] Otaku Hero**
Who are you?
**[19:43] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[19:45] Anarchy**
What the hell?
**[19:50] Anarchy**
Heaven's Aegis!
**[20:02] Pink**
Gobo, gobo...
**[20:04] Blue**
I'm not into pain without love.
**[20:13] Anarchy**
Let's do it!
**[20:14] Magical girls**
Triple Destroy!
**[20:22] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[20:22] Blue**
No way!
**[20:23] Pink**
Gobo!
**[20:37] Otaku Hero**
Girls!
**[20:41] Slayer**
I guess that's that.
**[20:52] Otaku Hero**
Cringemobile driver guy!
**[20:58] Otaku Hero**
Cringemobile driver guy...
**[21:01] Slayer**
What? You piece of shit!
**[21:04] Cringemobile driver**
I really wanted to take
Anarchy-chan for a drive,
**[21:07] Cringemobile driver**
but I guess you'll have to do.
**[21:09] Cringemobile driver**
Cool with you, partner?
**[21:16] Slayer**
I'll slaughter you!
**[21:24] Otaku Hero**
Cringemobile driver guy!
**[21:29] Anarchy**
I didn't know SSC had people like that.
**[21:33] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo.
**[21:35] Blue**
Definitely.
**[21:37] Blue (P)**
"They aren't fooling around." I guess not.
**[21:45] Anarchy**
What is this? What is this awful feeling?
**[23:25] Narrator**
It turns. Time turns. Oh, how the age turns.
**[23:29] Narrator**
Turning and turning into a swim meet.
**[23:31] Narrator**
An otaku's secret love sinks
and rises in the Kanda river.
**[23:37] Narrator**
A legend revives.
# E4 - R U READY?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQ0Q2/r-u-ready)
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**[00:03] Shobon**
You have absolutely no intention to repent,
**[00:05] Shobon**
and you've made no effort
to improve your attitude.
**[00:10] Shobon**
That's something I really like about you.
**[00:13] Shobon**
But let me tell you one thing.
**[00:16] Shobon**
You'll cause me a lot of trouble
if you pull something like that again.
**[00:21] Shobon**
Because that isn't a part of my script.
**[00:25] Shobon**
All right, you can go.
**[00:28] Slayer**
Hmph.
**[00:33] Shobon**
Well, then.
**[00:36] Shobon**
What's on the books for today?
***SIGN*** Maid Cafe & Bar
WELCOME HOME
Would you like to play with
some maids?
All-You-Can-Drink
1 Hour, 2000 Yen
Fuwa Fuwa!!
Hours: 17:00-26:00
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** All the Rage!
***SIGN*** Cringemobile
***SIGN*** Open the Door to a New Age
Light Up the World
**[02:36] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[02:41] Anarchy**
What do you think, Otaku Hero,
**[02:44] Anarchy**
about that "Slayer" or whatever?
**[02:46] Anarchy**
Nobody ever told me we'd
have enemies like that.
**[02:49] Otaku Hero**
Yeah. I was surprised, too.
**[02:53] Anarchy**
Oh, did you come to check on me
because you were worried?
**[02:57] Otaku Hero**
Huh? Uh, yeah!
**[02:59] Otaku Hero**
The battles are probably gonna get
even worse from here on out, but...
**[03:03] Otaku Hero**
But...
**[03:04] Otaku Hero**
Let's all work together and do our best!
**[03:07] Anarchy**
Oh, come on! That's such a corny line.
**[03:12] Anarchy**
But... I guess I feel a little better now.
**[03:16] Anarchy**
Thanks.
**[03:20] Otaku Hero**
* I was going to ask her*
* to magically fix my broken toy,*
**[03:24] Otaku Hero**
*but it didn't feel like the right time.*
**[03:28] Pink**
Gobo.
**[03:30] Otaku Hero**
Can you fix it?
**[03:31] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
**[03:32] Blue & Anarchy**
"Resin parts deteriorate due to
UV exposure and plasticizer leakage."
**[03:38] Otaku Hero**
Hmm.
**[03:39] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobogobo...
**[03:39] Blue (P)**
"It's unavoidable when you're dealing
with toys and plastic models."
**[03:44] Otaku Hero**
Is it really?
**[03:45] Pink**
Gobogobo gobogobo...
**[03:45] Blue (P)**
"When they shrink
and start to lose flexibility,
**[03:48] Blue (P)**
they get very stiff
and become easier to break."
**[03:51] Blue**
What?!
**[03:51] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[03:52] Blue**
For me, stiff is so much better than limp and soft!
**[03:55] Kyotaro**
Stop that talk right now!
**[03:57] Otaku Hero**
Do you think it can be fixed?
**[03:59] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo go go gobobo...
**[03:59] Blue (P)**
"Chemical magic is actually my specialty."
**[04:03] Otaku Hero**
Oh, then please fix it!
***SIGN*** Transform
***SIGN*** Self-Righteousness
***SIGN*** Hope
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Transience
***SIGN*** Transformation Complete
**[04:23] Otaku Hero**
Wow, that's awesome!
**[04:28] Otaku Hero**
Whoa! What the what?!
**[04:36] Kyotaro**
Toys these days sure are fancy.
**[04:39] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan, what did you inject it with?
**[04:41] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[04:41] Blue (P)**
"Self-rejuvenating magic for resin parts."
**[04:44] Otaku Hero**
There's *no* way that's all that was!
**[04:46] Pink**
Gobogobo, gobo gobo gobobobo...
**[04:47] Blue (P)**
"Also Panax ginseng, pit viper elixir,
royal jelly, and a touch of energy magic."
**[04:53] Blue (P)**
"Also—"
**[04:53] Otaku Hero**
Fine! I've heard enough.
**[04:57] Otaku Hero**
Wait for me!
**[05:07] Kyotaro**
Oh, is this the scene where you you
get offered a silver and gold Godeen?
**[05:11] Otaku Hero**
I took such good care of it!
**[05:13] Otaku Hero**
I had to save up money
from my job just to buy a used one!
**[05:16] Old Leader**
Hold it!
**[05:20] Old Leader**
This right here's our turf.
Trespassers are not allowed!
**[05:24] Kyotaro**
Who the hell are you?!
**[05:26] Old Leader**
We dwell here in the Akiba Liberated Zone.
**[05:29] Old Leader**
The Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!
***SIGN*** Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune
**[05:32] Kyotaro**
How lame. What do these old fogies want?
**[05:34] Otaku Hero**
Just like us,
**[05:36] Otaku Hero**
they must have run from Shobon's guys
and hid out here in the Liberated Zone.
**[05:39] Kyotaro**
Why aren't we on the same side, then?!
**[05:41] Old Leader**
Hmph!
**[05:42] Otaku Hero**
It looks like we don't make
the grade for some reason.
**[05:45] Kyotaro**
You mean like that "in-group hate" stuff?
**[05:47] Kyotaro**
We're all otaku here, gang.
**[05:49] Otaku Hero**
That's right. Listen to me!
**[05:51] Otaku Hero**
I didn't come here to fight you.
**[05:53] Otaku Hero**
I only want to get my Godeen
that fell in the river.
**[05:57] Old Leader**
Unacceptable.
**[05:58] Kyotaro**
Howat?
**[05:58] Otaku Hero**
Why?
**[05:59] Old Leader**
In the chaos of the riots three years ago,
**[06:02] Old Leader**
my brothers from another mother and I were
afraid our valuables would be confiscated,
**[06:06] Old Leader**
so we threw them all into the Kanda River.
**[06:09] Old Leader**
So the Kanda River is the final resting
place for countless historical artifacts.
**[06:13] Old Leader**
It's the ruins of Akihabara!
**[06:15] Old A**
That's right!
**[06:15] Old A**
You're just making excuses
to take our stuff!
**[06:17] Old B**
You're trying to sell them
on the net, even though
**[06:19] Old B**
you don't even know their value, I say!
**[06:22] Kyotaro**
How did they know?
**[06:23] Otaku Hero**
No, we aren't, we aren't!
**[06:24] Anarchy**
So what he's saying is,
**[06:26] Anarchy**
we've got to beat them up and take it by force?
**[06:29] Anarchy**
We thought we heard some kind of crowd,
and once we got here...
**[06:32] Pink**
Goho, goho...
**[06:32] Blue (P)**
"It reeked of old people."
**[06:35] Blue**
I kind of like that older-man smell, though.
**[06:37] Kyotaro**
Nobody asked you!
**[06:38] Anarchy**
I don't care about your
stupid valuables or whatever.
**[06:40] Anarchy**
Rivers belong to everybody, right?
**[06:42] Anarchy**
What kind of adults would try
to monopolize a river?
**[06:45] Old A**
Damn you, magical girl!
**[06:47] Old B**
The scourge of all Akihabara!
**[06:49] Anarchy**
Huff! Puff!
**[06:50] Anarchy**
Anything else on your minds,
you middle-aged grunts?
**[06:54] Old Leader**
Yeah! Come get a piece of this, you brats!
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[06:59] Otaku Hero**
Hey! Stop it, stop it!
**[07:01] Otaku Hero**
These aren't the people
we need to be fighting.
**[07:03] Otaku Hero**
Are they?
**[07:06] Kyotaro**
Then you gonna give up on Godeen?
**[07:08] Otaku Hero**
I don't know.
**[07:09] Mai**
Papa, please stop it!
**[07:11] Old Leader**
Th-That voice...
**[07:14] Old Leader**
It's you!
**[07:16] Mai**
Papa, please stop all this
and just come home!
**[07:21] Old Leader**
Drat!
**[07:22] Mai**
Mom is worried about you.
**[07:24] Old Leader**
Didn't I tell you
never to come here,
**[07:26] Old Leader**
Yumi?
**[07:27] Mai**
My name is Mai!
**[07:28] Mai**
Quit calling me the name of an
anime character from before I was born!
**[07:31] Yu**
Dad, I've been really worried about you, too!
**[07:34] Old B**
There is no longer any reason
for me to return, I say.
**[07:37] Yu**
Would you quit the "I say" stuff?
It's so embarrassing!
**[07:39] Old Leader**
You both need to go home, Mami-chan.
**[07:41] Yu**
Why do you keep calling me that? I'm Yu!
**[07:45] Mai**
Papa! Would you cut it out?!
**[07:47] Kyotaro**
Come on!
**[07:48] Yu**
How can you act like this at your age?
**[07:48] Kyotaro**
Oh, man. What have we walked into?
**[07:53] Otaku Hero**
It looks like some of them left
their families to come here.
**[07:56] Anarchy**
I don't care if they're married
or have kids. It doesn't matter!
**[07:59] Anarchy**
Even when we're persecuted,
we're determined to live as otaku!
**[08:02] Anarchy**
That makes us equals, right?
**[08:04] Otaku Hero**
I guess so. We're the same.
**[08:07] Otaku Hero**
We're all otaku.
**[08:09] Otaku Hero**
But then why are we having so much
trouble relating to those guys?
**[08:16] Blue**
The solution is simple, isn't it?
**[08:19] Anarchy**
Blue?
**[08:20] Blue**
It's been like this forever.
**[08:21] Blue**
The best way to become friends is...
***SIGN*** Ba-thump! Kanda River Swim Meet
Full!? of Magical Girls
**[08:30] Kyotaro**
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
**[08:32] Kyotaro**
It's about time to begin the Ba-thump!
**[08:34] Kyotaro**
Kanda River Swim Meet Full of Magical Girls!
**[08:37] Kyotaro**
You might even get to see something slip!
**[08:39] Anarchy**
All right!
**[08:42] Blue**
I'll knock you out!
**[08:45] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo.
**[08:47] Anarchy**
Yeah.
**[08:47] Blue**
Woo.
**[08:49] Kyotaro**
The Revolutionary Otaku Army team
is all fired up and ready to go!
**[08:52] Kyotaro**
How about the Otaku Commune side?
**[08:54] Old Leader**
A swim meet is a relatively crunk idea.
**[08:57] Old B**
Brings me right back to the '80s, I say!
**[08:59] Mai**
Wait, Papa!
**[09:02] Mai**
Why do we have to play?
**[09:04] Yu**
Why am I even dressed like this?
**[09:06] Old Leader**
You're doin' great, Mami-chan!
**[09:08] Kyotaro**
They're all fired up, too!
**[09:10] Otaku Hero**
But why a swim meet?
**[09:12] Blue**
Old timers used to say
that skin-to-skin contact
**[09:15] Blue**
is the best way to get to know someone.
**[09:18] Old Leader**
In the past, the Kanda River was full of
industrial waste and household wastewater.
**[09:24] Old Leader**
It was called the river of death,
as no living creature could survive in it.
**[09:27] Old Leader**
But in 1987,
**[09:29] Old Leader**
the Ochiai Water Reclamation Center
started advanced wastewater treatment,
**[09:32] Old Leader**
and the water became so clean
it was almost unrecognizable.
**[09:35] Old Leader**
So clean, in fact, that it
is now possible to hold swim meets.
**[09:39] Blue**
What he said.
**[09:40] Otaku Hero**
Seriously?
**[09:41] Kyotaro**
Onto the first game!
***SIGN*** Wobbly Floating
Obstacle Race!!
**[09:42] Kyotaro**
The Wobbly Floating Obstacle Race!
**[09:45] Crowd**
Yay!
**[09:46] Kyotaro**
Contestants must race toward the
goal across platforms placed in the water,
**[09:50] Kyotaro**
all while avoiding various obstacles!
**[09:52] Kyotaro**
Well then, on your marks,
***SIGN*** START
**[09:55] Kyotaro**
get set...
**[09:56] Anarchy**
Go for it, Blue!
**[09:58] Blue**
No problem!
**[09:59] Old B**
Go forth, I say, my son!
**[10:01] Old Leader**
Good luck, Mami-chan!
**[10:02] Yu**
What did I say?!
**[10:03] Kyotaro**
Start!
**[10:05] Blue**
Oh, stop!
**[10:06] Yu**
Wah!
**[10:08] Blue**
Oh, staahp!
**[10:11] audience**
Whoa!
**[10:13] Blue**
Unghh! They're staring at me!
**[10:15] Blue**
They're watching me get totally humiliated!
**[10:17] Blue**
Oh, please! Please stop
branding me with your hot gaze!
**[10:20] Blue**
Wait, stare more!
**[10:32] Yu**
Why is this happening to me?
**[10:41] Blue**
I... have lost!
***SIGN*** Contestant Blue Retires!!
**[10:44] Kyotaro**
The Commune for the win!
***SIGN*** Contestant Blue Retires!!
**[10:46] all**
All right!
**[10:46] Old Leader**
We did won!
**[10:48] Anarchy**
God damn it!
**[10:49] Otaku Hero**
I don't get this game.
**[10:51] Kyotaro**
Onto the next game!
**[10:52] Kyotaro**
Jiggle-Joggle Water Sumo!
***SIGN*** Jiggle!?Joggle!?
Water Sumo!
***SIGN*** Mainofuji
**[10:55] Kyotaro**
From the west, Mainofuji.
**[11:00] Kyotaro**
From the east, Asapinkryu.
***SIGN*** Asapinkryu
**[11:05] Pink**
Gobo!
**[11:06] Anarchy**
Go, Pink!
**[11:08] Otaku Hero**
Something doesn't look right.
**[11:09] Kyotaro**
All right, hands down, energy up...
**[11:12] Kyotaro**
Still in! Still in, still in, still in!
**[11:15] Kyotaro**
Still in! Still in!
**[11:17] Mai**
There's no way!
**[11:20] Pink**
Gobo!
**[11:22] Kyotaro**
Asapinkryu!
***SIGN*** Victor
Asapinkryu
**[11:25] Yu**
Um,
**[11:26] Yu**
I found this on the ground.
**[11:29] Kyotaro**
Could it be?
**[11:30] Otaku Hero**
That's the medicine Pink-chan
**[11:31] Blue**
shoots up when she wants to feel good!
**[11:34] Kyotaro**
Eh, the round did go to Asapinkryu,
**[11:38] Kyotaro**
but due to violation
of no-doping regulations,
**[11:40] Kyotaro**
Mainofuji wins!
**[11:42] all**
Wow! Yay!
**[11:43] Old Leader**
You did it, Emi!
**[11:44] Mai**
What did I say?!
**[11:45] Anarchy**
Pink!
**[11:46] Otaku Hero**
No doping! Ever!
**[11:49] Kyotaro**
And now, the final game!
**[11:50] Kyotaro**
Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight!
***SIGN*** Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight
**[11:53] Kyotaro**
First to three points wins,
so we may see an upset!
**[11:56] Kyotaro**
Both teams, on your marks,
**[11:59] Kyotaro**
start!
**[12:01] Kyotaro**
Right after these commercials.
***SIGN*** Up Next:
Something Terrible Happens!?
**[12:08] Kyotaro**
Well then, once again,
we're back to the wet chicken fight.
**[12:13] Kyotaro**
A team wins when they take their
opponent's hat or knock the other team over.
**[12:17] Kyotaro**
On your marks, get set...
**[12:21] Kyotaro**
Stuartro!
**[12:24] Otaku Hero**
Let's go, Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
**[12:26] Blue**
Yo!
**[12:26] Pink**
Gobobo!
**[12:27] Otaku Hero**
Counting on you, Anarchy-chan!
**[12:28] Anarchy**
Leave it to me!
**[12:35] Anarchy**
Damn it! That isn't fair, you two!
**[12:37] Mai**
Why do I have to do this?
**[12:40] Otaku Hero**
I totally believe that this
will help us get along better!
**[12:45] Old Leader**
Horse crap!
**[12:46] Old Leader**
You and I are fundamentally different!
**[12:49] Otaku Hero**
I don't think that at all!
**[12:50] Otaku Hero**
Exactly what is so
different between you and me?
**[12:54] Old Leader**
If you don't know, I shall tell you.
**[12:56] Old Leader**
Otaku hobbies are accepted these days.
**[12:58] Old Leader**
People speak of them like
they're any common hobby.
**[13:01] Old Leader**
In the past, otaku were gloomy
folks who avoided other people.
**[13:05] Old Leader**
They pursued their hobbies
quietly and in private!
***SIGN*** Advance Interview!!
**[13:08] Old Leader**
We collected information
in the shadows, hiding from the public,
**[13:11] Old Leader**
bought merchandise
with our faces covered up,
**[13:14] Old Leader**
and if we slipped up
and were exposed to others,
**[13:16] Old Leader**
we'd be labeled "grody!" and ostracized.
**[13:19] Old Leader**
We lived through
an extremely challenging age!
**[13:21] Old Leader**
However,
***SIGN*** Kiss!
**[13:22] Old Leader**
today's otaku can acquire quality
merchandise and reliable info freely,
***SIGN*** Title Search
***SIGN*** Figurines
***SIGN*** Plastic Models
***SIGN*** Male Characters
***SIGN*** Female Characters
***SIGN*** Stores
***SIGN*** Figurines
***SIGN*** Plastic Models
**[13:27] Old Leader**
without any true effort!
**[13:29] Old Leader**
They assemble on the street in daylight,
**[13:31] Old Leader**
and furthermore, even have the nerve
to take pride in being otaku!
**[13:35] Old Leader**
It's as if they're bragging,
"my hobby isn't gross!"
**[13:39] Otaku Hero**
But otaku are all still
being persecuted today.
**[13:42] Otaku Hero**
So there's no reason for us to fight!
**[13:45] Old Leader**
That persecution is because you young otaku
**[13:48] Old Leader**
couldn't figure it out
and tried to stick out!
**[13:51] Old Leader**
Open your eyes!
**[13:52] Old Leader**
Otaku are beings that should
not see the light of day!
**[13:55] Old Leader**
To hell with "otaku culture" and "Akiba culture"!
**[13:58] Old Leader**
Why haven't you realized
that the recognition you
**[14:01] Old Leader**
think you finally earned
is only an illusion!
**[14:06] Anarchy**
Hey, Otaku Hero! I'm losing it!
**[14:09] Otaku Hero**
You can't actually believe that
everything happening now is because of us?!
**[14:14] Old Leader**
In my own case,
**[14:15] Old Leader**
I didn't want to leave my family
and come to a place like this.
**[14:19] Old B**
'Tis true.
**[14:19] Old B**
Due to the recent incident,
otaku, like ourselves, who have families
**[14:23] Old B**
were forced to confess
their true otaku nature,
**[14:26] Old B**
after keeping it hidden for so long!
***SIGN*** Spited Away
**[14:29] Old B**
To confess that we like anime,
we like tokusatsu,
***SIGN*** Animaje
**[14:31] Old B**
we adore magical girls
with colorful hairstyles!
**[14:34] Old B**
To confess that our storage rooms
are full of old posters,
**[14:37] Old B**
store displays, and drama LPs!
**[14:40] Old Leader**
I still have nightmares on the regular
of my family's reactions when they found out.
**[14:44] Mai**
It was already totally obvious!
**[14:46] Yu**
At Obon and New Year's you'd always go,
"I'm off to Odaiba, I say!" and leave us!
**[14:50] Old Leader**
If not for these circumstances,
I never would have lost my family!
**[14:57] Otaku Hero**
But now and then are different!
**[15:00] Otaku Hero**
Why aren't you happier
that we can watch anime
**[15:04] Otaku Hero**
and buy merch without any resistance now?
**[15:06] Otaku Hero**
Otaku shouldn't have to sneak around
and hide from society.
**[15:09] Otaku Hero**
We should... hold our heads up high!
**[15:12] Old Leader**
Aah! His youth is overpowering!
**[15:14] Old B**
It's blinding, I say!
**[15:15] Anarchy**
That's good, that's good!
**[15:17] Blue**
That's the spirit!
**[15:18] Otaku Hero**
Most importantly,
**[15:20] Otaku Hero**
right now we have magical girls
who never existed before with us.
**[15:23] Otaku Hero**
If you really do like magical girls,
**[15:25] Otaku Hero**
then join these three
real-life magical girls
**[15:28] Otaku Hero**
and help us reclaim the world we want!
**[15:31] Old Leader**
Ridiculous!
**[15:32] Old A**
Magical girls belong in anime!
They belong in manga!
**[15:36] Old Leader**
They shine because they are a fantasy!
**[15:38] Old Leader**
Magical girls in real life?
Perish the thought!
**[15:40] Old B**
They haven't even the power to light
a grain-of-wheat bulb, I say!
**[15:44] Old Leader**
Or to rephrase...
**[15:45] three otaku**
...they lack elegance!
**[15:47] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[15:47] Blue (P)**
"What the hell are they on about?"
**[15:50] Blue**
*That* part got to you?
**[15:52] Anarchy**
Hold on, Otaku Hero! Wha—!
**[15:54] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama, hold it together!
**[15:56] Otaku Hero**
Oops! The Revolutionary Army is in a pinch!
**[16:00] Otaku Hero**
I know that we've lived in different times
and might not see eye-to-eye,
**[16:05] Otaku Hero**
but all we want is a world
where we can like what we want to like!
**[16:09] Otaku Hero**
I know we're fighting for the same thing!
**[16:17] Otaku Hero**
*Maybe we'll never be able to get along.*
**[16:30] OH; Blue; Anarchy**
SSC!
**[16:30] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[16:33] Shobon**
Sorry to interrupt your playtime,
**[16:36] Shobon**
but I have plans, too, you know.
**[16:39] Kyotaro**
Oh, boy!
**[16:40] Kyotaro**
Three giant mecha have suddenly appeared!
**[16:43] Kyotaro**
Whatever will happen to the swim meet?
**[16:48] Old Leader**
T-Take cover!
**[16:52] Otaku Hero**
Why now?
**[16:53] Anarchy**
Pull your head outta your ass!
**[16:55] Blue**
Now isn't the time
to feel sorry for yourself!
**[16:57] Otaku Hero**
A-All right. Let's get them!
**[16:59] Blue & Anarchy**
Transform!
**[16:59] Pink**
Gobogobo!
***SIGN*** Transform
***SIGN*** Self-Righteousness
***SIGN*** Hope
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Transience
***SIGN*** Transformation Complete
**[17:23] Otaku Hero**
The swimsuit versions!
**[17:26] Anarchy**
Let's get 'em, girls!
**[17:27] Pink**
Gobo!
**[17:27] Blue**
Hell yeah!
**[17:38] Otaku Hero**
Girls!
**[17:41] Blue**
Unghh, they have the upper hand underwater!
**[17:47] Mai**
Papa, aren't you going to help them?
**[17:50] Old Leader**
It's their fault that
the world turned out this way.
**[17:54] Mai**
But the magical girls
are fighting as hard as they can!
**[18:02] Anarchy**
If we got rid of the water, they'd be toast!
**[18:04] Pink**
Gobobobobo gobobo. Bogo bogo!
**[18:06] Blue**
Seriously? That might work!
**[18:13] Otaku Hero**
Girls!
**[18:18] Otaku Hero**
Is this my...
**[18:19] Otaku Hero**
Godeen!
**[18:20] Otaku Hero**
I'm so glad I found you!
**[18:29] Otaku Hero**
And is that...
**[18:31] Otaku Hero**
Godeen?!
**[18:33] Old Leader**
That's the Popopi corporation's
original Deluxe Super-Die-Cast Godeen!
**[18:38] Mai**
What's that?
**[18:39] Old Leader**
The Banban Godeens that
circulate today are only remakes
**[18:42] Old Leader**
of the mega-hit Super-Die-Cast Series
developed by the Popopi corporation long ago!
**[18:50] Old Leader**
The Kanda River is amazing!
**[18:51] Old B**
The resting place
of countless treasures, I say!
**[18:54] Pink**
Gobo bogo.
**[18:54] Blue (P)**
"That old toy absorbed
a shot of my special medicine."
**[18:58] Anarchy**
So doping is allowed for some things?!
**[19:02] Old Leader**
The ancient one has protected the newcomer.
**[19:05] Old Leader**
Well...
**[19:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
...a world where we can like
what we want to like!
**[19:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I know we're fighting for the same thing!
**[19:12] Mai**
Papa!
**[19:13] Old A & B**
Leader!
**[19:15] Yu**
Mister!
**[19:20] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[19:21] Blue**
We need to make an opening!
**[19:23] Old Leader**
Here we come!
**[19:28] magical girls**
Oh, no way!
**[19:31] Old B**
Metamorphose, I say!
**[19:34] Old A**
Do Whatcha!
**[19:36] Old Leader**
Twirly-Twirly Tokimeki Makeup!
**[19:42] Anarchy**
Don't tell me they're...
**[19:45] Otaku Hero**
...transforming?
**[19:48] Old Leader**
Ka-ching!
**[19:49] Otaku Hero**
Nah, of course not.
**[19:50] Anarchy**
Yeah, right?
**[19:52] Mai**
Papa!
**[19:52] Yu**
Dad!
**[20:00] Old Leader**
Good heavens.
**[20:01] Anarchy**
Okay, here we go!
**[20:04] Anarchy**
The death blow!
**[20:07] Kyotaro**
Whoa! What just happened?!
**[20:18] Anarchy & Blue**
Combined magic!
**[20:18] Pink**
Gobogobo gobo! Gobo gobobo
gobo gobobo gobo gobobo!
***SIGN*** Combined Magic!!
We Sucked All the
Water Out of the River!
**[20:19] Anarchy & Blue**
We sucked all the water out of the river!
**[20:22] Otaku Hero**
You did it!
***SIGN*** Combined Magic!!
We Sucked All the
Water Out of the River!
**[20:23] Old Leader**
My word!
**[20:25] Anarchy**
You sure had your way with us.
**[20:28] Blue**
Now we turn you into sashimi.
**[20:29] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
***SIGN*** Dancer Mask
***SIGN*** The Legendary Show Now In a Box Set
***SIGN*** Laserdisc
**[20:36] Old mob 1**
This is the Dancer Mask LD box!
**[20:39] Old Mob 2**
This is a real VHD player!
**[20:42] mob**
It's a mountain of treasure!
**[20:45] Yu**
Dad, you were so cool... I say!
**[20:48] Mai**
I'm glad you're okay, Papa.
**[20:50] Old Leader**
Sorry to make you worry, Emi.
**[20:55] Otaku Hero**
Thank you.
**[20:56] Otaku Hero**
With your help, we were
able to defeat the enemy.
**[21:00] Otaku Hero**
Brave Godeen...
**[21:01] Otaku Hero**
When I watched the reruns as a kid,
I thought he was so cool.
**[21:06] Otaku Hero**
You know, back then it never mattered
if you were an otaku or not.
**[21:11] Otaku Hero**
We could all like what we wanted to
like as much as we wanted.
**[21:18] Otaku Hero**
I do want us to fight on the same side.
**[21:22] Old Leader**
Don't misunderstand this.
**[21:25] Old Leader**
The only reason we lent a hand this time
**[21:27] Old Leader**
was to protect the
Kanda River's historical artifacts.
**[21:30] Old Leader**
It wasn't to help the likes of you!
**[21:33] Old Leader**
Fall back!
**[21:38] Otaku Hero**
I still think that someday
we'll be able to get along!
**[21:41] Otaku Hero**
I truly believe we will!
**[23:25] narrator**
Beyond the city, yet another closed city.
**[23:28] narrator**
Walls frozen solid.
**[23:30] narrator**
Blow open a hole to let fresh air into a closed heart.
**[23:33] narrator**
Inside Mecca, a sleeping MacGuffin.
**[23:35] narrator**
Climbing to acquire an item.
**[23:37] narrator**
Yet another incident.
# E5 - CLIMBING TO THE HELL
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1N11/climbing-to-the-hell)
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**[00:02] otaku**
Yeah, totally.
**[00:03] otaku**
That's cool.
**[00:05] otaku**
Aren't you into that?
**[00:06] Nick**
*Okay, next!*
***SIGN*** Nick
**[00:07] Nick**
*In* Super Galactic Construction
Equipment Yuboger G *episode 20,*
**[00:10] Nick**
* what finishing attack does*
* Yunboger use while on the planet Dokachin?*
**[00:13] Otaku Hero**
That's obvious!
**[00:16] Otaku Hero**
On an infinite train line
that leads to dreams,
**[00:19] Otaku Hero**
with fangs that pulverize stone,
opening a path to the horizon of the universe,
**[00:25] Otaku Hero**
he travels 100 million light years.
**[00:29] Otaku Hero**
Take this! Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
**[00:45] Nick**
* Correct! The key being*
* that it's not Cosmo, but Cozmo!*
**[00:49] Otaku Hero**
That's easy! So easy.
**[00:50] Otaku Hero**
For the man who binged
the entire show in three sleepless nights!
***SIGN*** Nick
**[00:53] Nick**
* Hmph. Looks like you're learning*
* the ropes, Otaku Hero.*
**[00:58] Otaku Hero**
We met some older senpai
who really schooled us on stuff.
**[01:02] Otaku Hero**
Like how unbelievably vast
and deep the otaku world is
**[01:05] Otaku Hero**
and how far I still have to go.
***SIGN*** Nick
**[01:09] Nick**
*Your determination is admirable.*
**[01:11] Nick**
* Akiba isn't only what*
* you see on the surface.*
***SIGN*** Akihabara Fruit Market
***SIGN*** TV/Radio Parts Specialty Store
***SIGN*** Electrical Meter Specialty Shop
***SIGN*** Central Diner
***SIGN*** Room Coolers
**[01:14] Nick**
*A whole lot has changed over the years.*
***SIGN*** Kanda Matsuri
***SIGN*** New Items
In Stock
**[01:16] Nick**
* But that doesn't mean*
* the past is lost, either.*
***SIGN*** Paradise
***SIGN*** Parts Specialists
***SIGN*** Discount PC Shop
**[01:19] Nick**
*The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow,*
***SIGN*** Sky of
the Future
***SIGN*** Containing all the lost
original recordings!
Experience the journey
of Yunboger in music!
Pre-orders Begin
May, 5th
**[01:23] Nick**
*and its layers embrace the changing times.*
**[01:26] Otaku Hero**
Hey, that's the line
from Yunboger in episode 119, right?
**[01:30] Nick**
*Gah!*
***SIGN*** Nick
**[01:32] Nick**
*Oh, by the way,*
**[01:34] Otaku Hero**
You dodged the question!
**[01:35] Nick**
* No! I mean, I got some info*
* you might be interested in.*
**[01:38] Otaku Hero**
Info?
**[01:40] Nick**
* Well, just think of it*
* as an urban legend. Listen up...*
***SIGN*** Nick
**[03:16] Anarchy**
Shibuya?!
**[03:18] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[03:19] Otaku Hero**
He said if we go to Shibuya, we should be
able to amplify your powers many times over.
**[03:25] Anarchy**
Amplify?
**[03:26] Blue**
But it's just an urban legend? Very fishy.
**[03:29] Pink**
Gobo-bo bobobo bobo.
**[03:29] Blue (P)**
"Sounds too good to be true."
**[03:31] Kyotaro**
How would they increase their powers anyway?
**[03:34] Otaku Hero**
There's a comrade hiding there
who can apparently make a special "drug."
**[03:37] Pink**
Gobo?
**[03:38] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[03:39] Pink**
Gobo! Gobobo bo bobo bo!
**[03:41] Blue**
He doesn't mean *that* kind of drug!
**[03:43] Anarchy**
And we're supposed to believe that?
**[03:45] Anarchy**
Besides, SSC is crawling around
everywhere outside of Akiba.
**[03:49] Anarchy**
How would we avoid getting caught?
**[03:51] Otaku Hero**
Good question. Let's use the subway.
***SIGN*** Hachiko Entrance
***SIGN*** Bus Terminal
***SIGN*** Shibuya Station
***SIGN*** East Entrance
**[03:54] Anarchy**
The subway?
**[04:08] Otaku Hero**
After Akihabara was locked down,
**[04:10] Otaku Hero**
the Ginza Line subway was sealed off
at Mitsukoshimae station.
**[04:13] Otaku Hero**
Trains there are routed back to Shibuya.
**[04:17] Otaku Hero**
The Mansei Bridge is directly
above the Ginza Line tracks.
**[04:21] Otaku Hero**
If we walk down the tunnel to Mitsukoshimae,
then it's just a straight shot to Shibuya.
**[04:29] Anarchy**
This is totally the hard way!
**[04:30] Anarchy**
It would be a breeze to dig
with magic instead.
**[04:34] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan, when you
and the girls use magic,
**[04:36] Otaku Hero**
it draws too much attention.
**[04:38] Blue**
Yeah, right! I bet you just
wanted to role play *The Great Escape*.
**[04:42] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[04:43] Otaku Hero**
N-No, I didn't!
**[04:44] Pink**
Ugh, all this digging makes my hips jiggle.
**[05:12] Anarchy**
Does this look right to you?
**[05:14] Otaku Hero**
Shibuya used to be packed
with all different types of people.
**[05:19] Blue**
Now everyone looks the same.
**[05:21] Pink**
Gobo... bo.
**[05:21] Blue (P)**
"There are so many people, I wanna puke."
**[05:24] Otaku Hero**
D-Don't do it, Pink-chan!
**[05:26] Otaku Hero**
Don't hurl inside your mask!
**[05:30] Cofficer**
Hold it!
**[05:32] Moburyman**
I-I told you I'm not an otaku!
**[05:34] Cofficer**
Protection target spotted
in Shibuya jurisdiction! In pursuit!
**[05:38] Cofficer**
Secured!
***SIGN*** Hatobaya
***SIGN*** Sky of
the Future
**[05:41] Moburyman**
Th-That isn't mine!
**[05:45] Blue**
Bad idea.
**[05:46] Blue**
You know what happens if you get caught.
**[05:50] Otaku Hero**
I'll save him, too. Someday I'll save him.
**[05:53] Man A**
Wow, otaku still aren't extinct.
**[05:56] Woman A**
What a nuisance.
**[05:57] Man B**
You can always tell one's close
from the smell and dirt.
**[06:01] Pink**
Go-bobo...
**[06:02] Blue**
What?
**[06:03] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo. Gobo.
**[06:04] Blue (P)**
"Otaku Hero-sama."
***SIGN*** Shibuya Center-Gai
**[06:11] Otaku Hero**
Surveillance cameras.
***SIGN*** Easy Measure Mode
***SIGN*** Otaku Quotient
***SIGN*** Reading
**[06:16] Mob B**
Wait a minute! I'm really not an otaku!
**[06:18] Blue**
What is that?
**[06:19] Otaku Hero**
They're measuring otaku quotients.
**[06:21] Anarchy**
If they point that at us, we're done!
**[06:23] Blue**
We'd better go.
**[06:24] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[06:33] Otaku Hero**
There's a "Chogo-shi" around
here who's supposed to make the drug.
**[06:37] Anarchy**
Chogo-shi?
**[06:38] Kyotaro**
Every line of this is suspicious, huh?
**[06:40] Anarchy**
Kyu-chan, stay down.
**[06:42] Blue**
Which building?
They all look like massage parlors.
**[06:45] Marcus**
Hey.
**[06:48] Marcus**
You're otaku, aren't you?
**[06:51] Otaku Hero**
Hello, nice guy!
**[06:52] Anarchy**
Uh, we are ippanjin, not geeks.
**[06:54] Blue**
Just a group of common sense
folks who wouldn't hurt a fly.
**[06:57] Pink**
Gobo bobo bo!
**[06:58] Blue**
You're gonna give us away like that!
**[07:01] Blue**
That's the most otaku talk ever!
**[07:07] Otaku Hero**
You don't mean you...
**[07:09] Otaku Hero**
You're a closeted otaku?
**[07:10] Marcus**
Yes!
**[07:11] Marcus**
Nice to meet you! Myself is Marcus, ne.
**[07:14] Otaku Hero**
Marcus?
**[07:16] Marcus**
And how! You my brother! Whoo!
**[07:19] Marcus**
And those sisters are otaku, too, da ne?
**[07:21] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[07:22] Anarchy**
It-It's not...
**[07:23] Marcus**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[07:25] Marcus**
Fishy behavior too weird to cover up.
**[07:27] Marcus**
Odd kinks that let off strong stinks.
**[07:30] Blue**
Did I get something on me?
**[07:31] Marcus**
And a masked maiden
who can't hold back the crazy!
**[07:33] Pink**
Gobo?
**[07:34] Marcus**
Di-Di-Ding! On the nose!
**[07:36] Marcus**
No mistake here,
you're the same as myself!
**[07:38] Anarchy**
Oh, gee! He saw right through us.
**[07:41] Blue**
And he's a foreigner, too!
**[07:43] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[07:44] Blue (P)**
"I guess that means
we're totally global now."
**[07:47] Marcus**
Exactly!
**[07:49] Otaku Hero**
This is sus. Thoroughly sus.
**[07:52] Marcus**
Hum, hum?
**[07:53] Marcus**
You were just thinking myself
to be "sus," were not you?
**[07:56] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[07:57] Otaku Hero**
Ah! N-No, I wasn't at all!
**[07:59] Marcus**
It's fine desu.
**[08:00] Marcus**
Ever since they started hunting otaku,
**[08:03] Marcus**
myself had to hide my otaku
in the crowds of Shibuya.
**[08:07] Marcus**
It had been so long since
myself had encountered my peeps,
**[08:10] Marcus**
myself just had to say something.
**[08:13] Otaku Hero**
Is that what happened?
**[08:14] Marcus**
You see?
**[08:15] Otaku Hero**
Y-Yes.
**[08:16] Marcus**
Okay, good guy.
**[08:18] Marcus**
Any otaku come wandering around
these parts wanna see Chogo-shi.
**[08:22] Marcus**
Don't you?
**[08:25] Marcus**
Come on. Follow me.
***SIGN*** Units Available
Taniguchi Bldg. #2
**[08:30] Marcus**
Koko is the building.
***SIGN*** Taniguchi Bldg. #2
**[08:32] Marcus**
Myself has to split with you-tachi here.
**[08:35] Marcus**
You're my bros!
**[08:36] Marcus**
You get in a pinch, I'll come a-running, ne!
**[08:39] Marcus**
Good luck.
**[08:40] Otaku Hero**
S-Sure!
***SIGN*** Cabaret
**[08:58] Otaku Hero**
This is it.
**[09:09] Otaku Hero**
What is this stuff?
**[09:11] Anarchy**
Ancient otaku artifacts?
**[09:14] Blue**
What's this?
**[09:15] Chogo-shi**
Hands off.
**[09:18] Chogo-shi**
That's a valuable Soviet vacuum tube.
**[09:20] Anarchy**
Soviet?
**[09:22] Blue**
Vacuum tube?
**[09:24] Chogo-shi**
Youngsters don't know crap.
**[09:26] Otaku Hero**
Even otaku have things they don't know.
**[09:30] Chogo-shi**
Otaku?
**[09:35] Chogo-shi**
So you're otaku, then?
**[09:38] Blue**
What's with this geezer?
**[09:40] Otaku Hero**
You're saying you're not?
**[09:41] Chogo-shi**
I'm not.
**[09:42] Chogo-shi**
I'm a "maniac."
**[09:46] Otaku Hero**
Maniac? Are you Chogo-shi?
**[09:49] Chogo-shi**
The one and only.
**[09:50] Otaku Hero**
I'm Otaku Hero.
**[09:52] Otaku Hero**
And these are magical girls.
**[09:53] Chogo-shi**
I thought I said hands off!
**[09:55] Anarchy**
What's this?
**[09:56] Chogo-shi**
A crystal radio.
**[09:57] Blue**
Then what's this?
**[09:59] Chogo-shi**
Telegraph. Sends Morse code.
**[10:01] Pink**
Gobo-bo?
**[10:03] Chogo-shi**
Control line.
**[10:04] Chogo-shi**
Wired plane model from before RC.
**[10:07] Otaku Hero**
Awesome!
**[10:09] Otaku Hero**
The spirit piles up like falling snow,
**[10:13] Otaku Hero**
and its layers embrace the changing times...
**[10:19] Otaku Hero**
Chogo-shi, seeing as you're
a first-rate otaku—
**[10:21] Chogo-shi**
Not an otaku!
**[10:24] Otaku Hero**
Seeing as you're a first-rate
maniac, I have a request.
**[10:27] Otaku Hero**
I want you to make a drug
to make these girls stronger!
**[10:30] Chogo-shi**
Oh, dear.
**[10:31] Chogo-shi**
I don't know what stories you were fed,
but I can't do nothing like that.
**[10:35] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[10:35] Anarchy**
All this trouble for nothing.
**[10:38] Pink**
Gobo?
**[10:39] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[10:39] Blue (P)**
"I think I smell drugs."
**[10:42] Blue**
You've got tons!
**[10:46] Otaku Hero**
Come on! I'm begging!
**[10:47] Otaku Hero**
You must realize how
messed up the world is now.
**[10:51] Otaku Hero**
We're going to take Shobon down!
That's why the drugs—
**[10:53] Chogo-shi**
I refuse.
**[10:54] Chogo-shi**
I don't care about the world.
I just want to live here quietly.
**[10:58] Otaku Hero**
Are you really okay with that?
**[11:00] Otaku Hero**
This is all stuff you love, right?
**[11:02] Otaku Hero**
We're the same way.
**[11:04] Otaku Hero**
We want to live around the things we love
and show everyone we love them!
**[11:07] Otaku Hero**
You have to understand!
**[11:15] Otaku Hero**
A magazine clipping?
**[11:17] Otaku Hero**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Japanese Treasure Found!
***SIGN*** The Ultimate Model
Becomes a Miraculous Item
***SIGN*** A unique set of magical girl figurines
produced by top figurine maker
Heino Production has been discovered.
**[11:18] Chogo-shi**
Only one set was made, but it fell into
the hands of SSC during the otaku hunts.
**[11:23] Chogo-shi**
A legendary artifact.
**[11:24] Blue**
They're just magical girl dolls.
**[11:26] Blue**
Guess you're into them, too, huh, Gramps?
**[11:28] Chogo-shi**
Shut up!
**[11:29] Anarchy**
They look super old, though.
**[11:31] Anarchy**
Not as bad as the evil goddess,
but they look kind of shit.
**[11:35] Blue**
You aren't kidding.
**[11:36] Blue**
But you know, they are a little like us.
**[11:40] Otaku Hero**
So what do you want us to do?
**[11:49] Nick**
*Nakano?!*
**[11:51] Otaku Hero**
*That's right. We're heading there now.*
**[11:53] Otaku Hero**
*Give me the deets.*
**[11:56] Nick**
* After you destroyed it*
* in the Nakano Incident,*
**[11:59] Nick**
* SSC rebuilt it to be a warehouse*
* for confiscated items again.*
**[12:04] Nick**
*But the security's a hell of a lot worse now.*
**[12:08] Nick**
*But why, anyway?*
**[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Chogo-shi wants to do an exchange.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
He said, "If you want the drugs,
bring me the legendary figurines."
**[12:15] (Flashback) Anarchy**
I know it's late to ask, but how do
we know they're in Nakano anyway?
**[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy**
They could be in Akiba instead.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I remember every last item
that we recovered in the Nakano Incident.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
This wasn't one of them.
**[12:25] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Are you serious?
**[12:26] (Flashback) Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama is insane!
**[12:29] announcement**
*Next is Nakano. Nakano.*
**[12:30] Nick**
* That thing is probably*
* on the top floor of Sunplaza.*
**[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Will you come help, Nick?
**[12:35] Nick**
*Hell no! I'm not setting foot outside Akiba.*
**[12:38] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
But I'm counting on you!
**[12:40] announcer**
*Nakano. Nakano.*
**[12:41] Nick**
*Sorry, man. That ain't for me.*
**[12:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Nick!
**[12:44] Nick**
*Otaku Hero.*
**[12:47] Nick**
*Don't get yourself killed.*
**[12:50] Anarchy**
I guess we're back to raise hell again.
**[12:53] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[12:54] Otaku Hero**
This is where we lit
the flames of revolution.
**[12:57] Blue**
I never expected to return.
**[12:59] Pink**
Gobo bobo bobo bo.
**[12:59] Blue (P)**
"I'd give my life for drugs."
**[13:01] Anarchy**
One of us is here for the wrong reason.
**[13:03] Otaku Hero**
This time, it's fine.
**[13:05] Otaku Hero**
If we don't show our true stuff,
we'll never conquer that!
**[13:12] Anarchy**
There's no one here at all.
**[13:13] Otaku Hero**
Strange. Security is
supposed to be really tight.
**[13:20] Kyotaro**
Sizzle.
**[13:24] Otaku Hero**
I was right.
**[13:26] Otaku Hero**
It's a weaponized building
with completely automated defenses.
**[13:28] Kyotaro**
Did you need to roast me for that?
**[13:30] Otaku Hero**
We can't attack head-on,
**[13:32] Otaku Hero**
and flashy magic spells
would attract attention.
**[13:35] Otaku Hero**
We gotta go in low and quiet.
**[13:37] three**
Attack!
**[13:37] Pink**
Gobo!
**[13:48] Otaku Hero**
*A new morning arrives.*
**[13:51] Otaku Hero**
* But the sparkle it brings*
* to us is not a ray of hope.*
**[13:56] Otaku Hero**
*The pitch-black darkness obscuring our path*
**[13:58] Otaku Hero**
* has merely been replaced*
* with a frozen pure white.*
**[14:01] Anarchy**
I know you're trying
to be all dramatic and stuff,
**[14:04] Anarchy**
but was Nakano Sunplaza always this tall?
**[14:07] Otaku Hero**
How would I know?
Either way, we gotta climb.
**[14:19] Otaku Hero**
Thank you, Blue-chan!
**[14:21] Blue**
I'm so glad I got your left leg!
**[14:24] Blue**
It'd be so much harder
if I caught the middle one.
**[14:27] Otaku Hero**
It hurts to just hear that!
**[14:29] Otaku Hero**
*Second day of the attack.*
***SIGN*** - Second Day -
**[14:31] Otaku Hero**
*The summit is yet far away.*
**[14:35] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[14:37] Otaku Hero**
What's wrong?
**[14:38] Anarchy**
Kyo-chan... isn't breathing.
**[14:42] Otaku Hero**
*The gods of the mountain know no mercy.*
**[14:44] Otaku Hero**
* They test us with relentless trials*
* and beckon us to the world beyond.*
**[14:49] Otaku Hero**
*Starting with the weakest of us.*
**[14:52] Otaku Hero**
I bet Kyo-chan was dreaming
of eating hot stew by a warm fireplace.
**[14:59] Otaku Hero**
* Saying farewell to our departed*
* is yet another trial.*
**[15:02] Otaku Hero**
I'll get rid of this junk.
**[15:08] Otaku Hero**
*How many days had passed?*
**[15:10] Otaku Hero**
* We were already struggling to stay*
* conscious when it finally happened.*
**[15:16] Otaku Hero**
*We completely ran out of food.*
**[15:19] Otaku Hero**
*The gods of the mountain know no mercy.*
**[15:22] Otaku Hero**
* They test us with cold and hunger*
* and beckon us to the underworld.*
**[15:26] Otaku Hero**
*Starting with the least devoted.*
**[15:28] Anarchy**
It's over. I'm starving.
**[15:31] Otaku Hero**
Keep it together.
**[15:34] Blue**
I'm at my limit.
I just want a bite of something.
**[15:38] Pink**
Gobo-bo.
**[15:40] Otaku Hero**
We don't have anything to eat.
**[15:42] Otaku Hero**
Not a thing.
***SIGN*** - Third Day -
**[16:00] Otaku Hero**
Look out!
**[16:03] Kyotaro**
Brreyouegh!
**[16:08] Kyotaro**
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[16:10] Anarchy**
I'm sledding!
**[16:19] Otaku Hero**
*Does the peak we seek truly await us?*
**[16:22] Otaku Hero**
* Or is this path to heaven instead*
* leading us on a road to hell?*
**[16:26] Otaku Hero**
*The doubt is unshakable.*
**[16:28] Otaku Hero**
*Are we chasing a phantom that doesn't exist?*
**[16:32] Otaku Hero**
*That's when it happened.*
**[16:33] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero, look!
**[16:35] Blue**
The peak! It's the peak, Otaku Hero-sama!
**[16:38] Pink**
Gobo bobo bo!
**[16:39] Anarchy**
Let's go, Otaku Hero!
**[16:41] Otaku Hero**
Yeah!
**[16:47] Otaku Hero**
*It was almost within our reach.*
**[16:50] Otaku Hero**
*But they know no mercy.*
**[16:54] Otaku Hero**
*Is that... a god?*
**[17:03] Otaku Hero**
Marcus?!
**[17:04] Marcus**
In a pinch, I came a-running.
**[17:06] Marcus**
Told you, ne.
**[17:07] Otaku Hero**
Marcus!
**[17:11] Marcus**
Up-a-see daisy!
**[17:14] Anarchy**
Thank you, Marcus!
**[17:16] Otaku Hero**
I'm sorry I doubted you.
**[17:18] Marcus**
Don't touch my mustache!
**[17:21] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero.
**[17:22] Anarchy**
This is the top floor, isn't it?
**[17:24] Blue**
It's okay to transform, right?
**[17:25] Pink**
Gobo.
**[17:26] Otaku Hero**
Yeah! Put on a show, girls!
**[17:29] Marcus**
Aw yeah! Japanese magical girls is cool!
**[17:33] Blue & Anarchy**
Transform!
**[17:33] Pink**
Gobo!
***SIGN*** Transform
***SIGN*** Self-Righteousness
***SIGN*** Hope
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Transience
***SIGN*** Transformation Complete
***SIGN*** Type 99 Antipersonnel Security Perimeter
Type 02 Antipersonnel Laser Mines
**[18:38] announcement**
*Intruders detected! Intruders detected!*
**[18:41] announcement**
*Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.*
***SIGN*** Type 98 Building Defensive Armament
Saturation Attack Specification (Armageddon Mode)
**[18:43] announcement**
*Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.*
**[18:51] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
**[18:55] Marcus**
Amazing!
**[18:57] Otaku Hero**
Get 'em, Anarchy-chan!
**[19:09] Pink**
Gobo!
**[19:10] Pink**
Gobo!
**[19:15] Blue**
There's still more!
**[19:30] Marcus**
Ouch.
**[19:31] Otaku Hero**
That's our Anarchy-chan.
**[19:33] Anarchy**
Oh, that's it!
**[19:35] Otaku Hero**
Go, Anarchy-chan!
**[19:37] Anarchy**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:43] Otaku Hero**
Smash it open!
**[19:44] voice**
Please stop!
**[19:45] voice**
Help me!
**[19:47] voice**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[19:47] voice**
Stop it!
**[19:48] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[19:49] otaku ghost**
The pain!
**[19:50] otaku ghost**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[19:52] otaku ghost**
I can't take it!
**[19:53] Blue**
What the hell?
**[19:55] Pink**
Gobo bobo-go.
**[19:55] Blue (P)**
"That's nasty."
**[19:57] Otaku Hero**
Are these all captured otaku?
**[19:59] Blue**
Is that even possible?
**[20:00] Marcus**
Are these myself's buddies?! My God!
**[20:05] Anarchy**
If they are, I can't hurt them.
**[20:08] Anarchy**
Damn it! How can we save them?
**[20:12] otaku ghost**
It's fine! Just let us die in peace.
**[20:16] otaku ghost 2**
Next time, I'll be reborn a normal—
**[20:18] otaku ghost 2**
Hoo!
**[20:19] Anarchy**
Wha—?!
**[20:20] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan?!
**[20:23] otaku ghost 2**
Otaku are just, otaku are just,
**[20:25] otaku ghost 2**
ota, ota, ota, o-o-ota...
**[20:28] Blue**
Gross!
**[20:28] Otaku Hero**
These are all fakes!
**[20:30] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[20:31] Anarchy**
Yeah!
**[20:32] Anarchy**
Heaven's Judgment Day!
**[20:53] Pink**
Gobo.
**[21:00] Otaku Hero**
Is this the right one?
**[21:02] Chogo-shi**
Yes. Definitely.
**[21:04] Chogo-shi**
How exquisite. The lines, the details.
**[21:09] Chogo-shi**
It truly is the ultimate in molding—
**[21:11] Pink**
Gobo!
**[21:12] Pink**
Gobo gobo! Gobo gobo!
**[21:14] Blue**
I hate to spoil the moment,
but the loony here is saying,
**[21:17] Blue**
"hand over the stuff you owe."
**[21:19] Anarchy**
The drugs that will make us stronger.
**[21:24] Chogo-shi**
Here.
**[21:28] Otaku Hero**
Is this it?
**[21:29] Anarchy**
You did make it for us!
**[21:31] Blue**
So he actually believed in us.
**[21:32] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[21:33] Blue (P)**
"Tsundere."
**[21:34] Chogo-shi**
Shut up!
**[21:35] Otaku Hero**
Thank you, Chogo-shi.
**[21:37] Otaku Hero**
We definitely won't waste them.
**[21:39] Otaku Hero**
Once the world changes,
come over and visit us
**[21:42] Otaku Hero**
in our Akiba.
**[21:44] Chogo-shi**
Now get the hell out.
**[21:45] Chogo-shi**
You're wearing out your welcome.
**[21:48] Anarchy**
Thank you, Chogo-shi!
**[21:50] Blue**
Pleasure doin' business.
**[21:52] Pink**
Gobo bo.
**[22:01] Pink**
Gobo bobo! Go bobobobo!
**[22:03] Blue (P)**
"Let's take them! Let's use them now!"
**[22:06] Otaku Hero**
Nope. I'll hang onto them.
**[22:08] Anarchy**
Huh? Why?
**[22:09] Otaku Hero**
We might face even stronger
enemies down the road.
**[22:13] Otaku Hero**
Gotta save our trump card
for the right moment.
**[22:16] Pink**
Gobo, gobo...
**[22:18] Pink**
Gobo! Gobobobo! Go-bobo bobo bo-gobo!
**[22:27] Slayer**
Nakano has fallen again?
**[22:30] Shobon**
Yeah.
**[22:31] Slayer**
Shobon-sama!
**[22:32] Shobon**
No worries.
**[22:33] Slayer**
But!
**[22:34] Shobon**
Slayer.
**[22:36] Shobon**
Everything is fine.
**[22:43] Kathy**
Dad!
**[22:45] Marcus**
Kathy!
**[22:47] Kathy**
Dad! Dada!
**[22:50] Marcus**
Kathy...
**[22:55] Cofficer D**
That was some real nice work.
**[22:57] Cofficer D**
I doubt they noticed a thing.
**[22:59] Cofficer D**
You've fulfilled your role.
**[23:01] Cofficer D**
Take these and leave the country today.
**[23:05] Cofficer D**
Very well done.
**[23:26] narrator**
Yesterday's foes are also today's foes.
**[23:28] narrator**
A never-ending battle.
**[23:30] narrator**
One long night when it all began,
**[23:33] narrator**
the girls awakened.
**[23:35] narrator**
A miracle on an eve long ago.
# E6 - REVOLUTION EVE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QMQE/revolution-eve)
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**[00:08] SSC radio**
*The insurgent leader and three magical girls*
**[00:11] SSC radio**
*are confirmed at the Nakano warehouse.*
**[00:13] SSC radio**
* Currently, forces occupying the Sotokanda*
* area are assumed to be infantry only.*
**[00:19] SSC radio**
* Immobilize the insurgent forces*
* and "protect" the subjects.*
**[00:24] SSC radio**
*All units, commence operations!*
**[00:31] otaku**
What?
**[00:32] Anime Otaku**
What's up?
**[00:34] Idol Otaku**
Huh? Rinna-chan?
**[00:38] Military Otaku**
We're under attack!
**[00:39] Military Otaku**
On your feet, soldiers!
**[00:41] Game Otaku**
Damn it! It's still the middle of the night!
**[00:43] Train Otaku**
Curse you SSC cowards!
**[00:45] Military Otaku**
All troops, prepare for battle!
**[02:30] Military Otaku**
Damn it! They're attacking now?!
**[02:33] Nick**
Come in, Otaku Hero!
**[02:35] Nick**
No good.
**[02:36] Nick**
Is that son of a bitch dead?
**[02:40] Nick**
Ah, damn it! You, over there!
**[02:43] Nick (radio)**
*Enemy on your seven!*
**[02:50] Game Otaku**
You saved me, Nick!
**[02:51] Nick (radio)**
*Stay alert, you idiot!*
**[02:53] Military Otaku**
Hey, you can see things from there, right?
**[02:55] Military Otaku**
Help us fight!
**[02:56] Nick (radio)**
*I-I'm totally useless at fighting.*
**[02:58] Military Otaku**
Otaku Hero and the girls aren't here!
**[03:01] Military Otaku**
*Take command from there!*
**[03:06] Nick**
I'll do what I can.
**[03:07] Nick**
Stay on your toes!
**[03:08] Military Otaku**
Don't let us down!
**[03:10] Nick**
Huge force advancing
from the south side of Mansei Bridge.
**[03:13] Nick**
Nearby troops, concentrate your fire there!
**[03:15] Nick (radio)**
* Frontline units, pick someone to handle*
* communications and supplies!*
**[03:18] Nick (radio)**
* Troops in back, bring out all*
* the lumber and Molotovs you can!*
***SIGN*** Otaku
Canned Oden
**[03:41] Nick**
*Why now?*
**[03:43] Nick**
*Even if they found out Otaku Hero was gone,*
**[03:45] Nick**
*how were they ready to attack so soon?*
**[03:49] Nick**
*It's always like this.*
**[03:50] Nick**
*We're always playing catch-up in battle.*
**[03:54] Nick**
* And we still don't know*
* a damn thing about the enemy.*
**[04:36] (Flashback) Shobon**
Come now, open your eyes.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Shobon**
Your name is Slayer.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Shobon**
Slayer...
**[05:24] (Flashback) Slayer**
You don't mind, do you?
**[05:26] (Flashback) Shobon**
Fine, but only when we're alone.
**[05:41] Pink**
Gobo.
**[05:45] Otaku Hero**
Okay.
**[05:48] Anarchy**
Pee-yew! What is this place?
**[05:51] Otaku Hero**
Drainage tunnel.
**[05:51] Otaku Hero**
A covered-up river.
**[05:53] Pink**
Gobo-bo gobo.
**[05:53] Blue (P)**
"No problem for me."
**[05:55] Blue**
I've never seen your
mask come in handy before.
**[06:00] Anarchy**
I'm worried my nose will
get used to the smell.
**[06:03] Pink**
Gobo, gobo gobo gobo!
**[06:05] Blue**
Quit bragging, you showoff.
**[06:07] Anarchy**
I need to take a bath! Geez.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
One, two! One, two!
**[06:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
If I l-leave them outside,
they'll f-freeze to d-death.
**[06:19] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It's n-not like
I'm trying something d-dirty.
**[06:24] News voice**
*And now the news.*
**[06:26] News voice**
* Following the nation-wide protection*
* measures initiated in June,*
**[06:29] News voice**
* the SSC announced they*
* are strengthening efforts*
**[06:31] News voice**
* to track down otaku*
* who have slipped through their net*
**[06:33] News voice**
* and have asked for the public's*
* understanding as they expand their program.*
**[06:41] News voice**
* Half a year since the start*
* of otaku protection efforts,*
**[06:41] Otaku Hero**
* I got g-girls for C-Christmas.*
* Three of them!*
**[06:44] News voice**
* public response to the measures*
* is increasingly positive.*
**[06:50] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue**
Merry Christmas!
**[06:50] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[06:52] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue**
Help yourself to cake!
**[06:52] Pink**
Gobo-bo gobo!
**[06:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Thank you very much!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
What?
**[06:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[07:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Huh?!
**[07:02] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Oh, yum.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It's happening!
**[07:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[07:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Oh, no! Ouch!
**[07:18] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Are you the one who found us?
**[07:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Uh...
**[07:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[07:24] (Flashback) Blue**
Did you reincarnate us as magical girls?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yes, it was me. I'm sorry!
Please don't report me!
**[07:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Eh? Magical girls?
**[07:36] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo gobogo-bo.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Blue (P)**
"We are magical girls."
**[07:40] (Flashback) Anarchy**
You mean everything to us.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Everything? Wh-What are you—
**[07:46] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
They're like babies.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
Anarchy. Blue. Pink.
**[07:52] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
Since you're the first person
they saw after waking up,
**[07:55] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
they recognize you as their
parental figure or master.
**[08:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I-Is that what they meant, Kyotaro?
**[08:04] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
Yeah.
**[08:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
F-For now, I guess they need some clothes.
**[08:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[08:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
You have no memory?
**[08:13] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Yeah.
**[08:16] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Delicious!
***SIGN*** Otaku
Canned Oden
**[08:19] (Flashback) Blue**
This must be a Kanto flavor. Too stronk!
**[08:24] (Flashback) Blue**
Are you dumb?
**[08:25] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Just take off your mask.
**[08:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
W-Wait a sec. You mean you
really forgot everything?
**[08:32] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Yeah.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
They're total airheads.
**[08:35] (Flashback) Anarchy**
But maybe we didn't forget.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Anarchy**
I think we were probably just born.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Oh. Huh...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Anarchy**
So, you know, why don't you start telling us
**[08:44] (Flashback) Anarchy**
all about this world. And about you.
**[08:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Half a year ago,
this country suddenly went crazy.
**[08:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
An organization called SSC appeared,
and they started "protecting" otaku like me.
**[09:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
No, it wasn't protection. It was oppression.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
They stole all the merch
and rounded up the otaku one by one.
***SIGN*** Otaku Protection Rates
**[09:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Akihabara was bombed to bits and closed off.
***SIGN*** Pedestrian Zone in Effect
**[09:17] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
They stored the stolen goods in Nakano.
***SIGN*** General Fan
**[09:20] (Flashback) Otaku**
And they turned Big Sight in Ariake
into an internment camp.
**[09:26] (Flashback) Otaku**
Now there's no place left
for otaku to live in peace.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Huh.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
What a tragedy!
**[09:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
If they find this place,
they won't let me off easy.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
But I'm not willing to roll over yet.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I'm really sorry, but once you eat that
**[09:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
would you please leave?
***SIGN*** Otaku
Canned Oden
***SIGN*** Beef Tendon
Daikon
**[10:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
How're things on your side?
**[10:03] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
It's really tough.
**[10:05] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
They're hunting otaku all over Japan.
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[10:08] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
Some are so afraid of someone ratting them out,
**[10:09] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
they went deep in the mountains
to live off the land.
**[10:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
To live off the land?
**[10:13] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
They take soil from the fields they plowed
**[10:15] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
and mold figurines from it.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
That sounds awful.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
They can get supplies from friends posing
as normies, but who knows for how long.
**[10:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
This can't go on forever.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
We have to let otaku across Japan know
**[10:26] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
that our flame still burns bright.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
Yeah, you're right.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
By the way...
**[10:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Here.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[10:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Hey!
**[10:37] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
What the hell is up with these girls?
**[10:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
That's Anarchy-chan,
Blue-chan, and Pink-chan.
**[10:43] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
You built a harem
to chill in all by yourself?!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Military Otaku**
I'll kick your frickin' ass!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yes, sir!
**[10:50] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobobo bo bo.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Pink**
Go-bo-bo.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Pink**
Go bo-bo bo-bo, go gogo bobo.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo bobo bo-bo gobo...
**[10:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
"Akihabara Maid Café Map"?
**[11:01] (Flashback) Blue**
Must be her thing. She's been staring
at that page forever.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
You want to go to a maid café?
**[11:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Do you actually want to
become a maid or something?
**[11:09] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo!
**[11:10] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo!
**[11:12] (Flashback) Blue**
"Yeah," she says.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Blue**
You sure do love attention, don't you?
**[11:15] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo! Gobo gobo!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Blue**
My bad.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
What are you listening to, Blue-chan?
**[11:23] (Flashback) Blue**
This!
**[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Oh, New Order!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Blue**
I love this one!
**[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Finally, someone gets it!
**[11:29] (Flashback) Blue**
Aren't their sequencers insane?
**[11:31] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yeah, yeah!
**[11:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
This track was breakthrough
in digital music!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
The member of their earlier band...
**[11:36] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo, gobo!
**[11:38] (Flashback) Blue**
Hmm? An authentic English-style maid café?
**[11:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Oh, nice! You would
totally fit in, Pink-chan!
**[11:43] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo? Gobo gobo!
**[11:50] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Hey, what kind of a place is Akihabara?
**[11:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I don't know...
**[11:59] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Take that!
**[12:01] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Yeah!
**[12:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I guess Akihabara for me is all
about memories of my dad.
**[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Your dad?
**[12:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[12:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
He died, though.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
He had lots of interests
and was like a pure, concentrated otaku.
**[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Dad was a computer otaku.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
He used to take me to Akihabara to look
for magazines and dig for PC parts.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
When I think about it now,
it was like taking an AP course.
**[12:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Anime, manga, games, figurines, models...
**[12:50] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Everything about the city was so vivid.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It was like it sparkled.
**[12:53] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Of course, so did
the people who hung out there.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Otaku would rush off
the first train to get merch.
***SIGN*** Akihabara Store
**[13:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
There were maids,
people dancing in the street,
***SIGN*** Destroy! (Destroy) Destroy! (Destroy)
***SIGN*** Kira Kira KILLER
**[13:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
and friends partying at IRL meet-ups.
**[13:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Otaku clubs strolling down Mansei Bridge,
following their princesses.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Walking out the Electric Town exit
to Chuo Street was so exciting!
**[13:15] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
In Akiba, it felt like
the whole town was alive.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Alive?
**[13:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[13:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
There was a magic spell on the city.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It was the home
of everything you ever liked.
**[13:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
And I saw that destroyed before my own eyes.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
The enemy sealed off Akiba.
We need to liberate it
**[13:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
and return the world to what it once was.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
For that, we need a revolution.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Anarchy**
What kind of a world do you imagine?
**[13:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
One where you can like whatever you
want to like, as much as you want to like it.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Whatever you like...
**[13:54] (Flashback) Blue**
...as much as you want?
**[13:56] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo, gobo-bo.
**[14:01] (Flashback) Anarchy**
I want to see that world, too.
**[14:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yeah, I know.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I know your souls are somewhere else.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
But your deaths were so
meaningless, so unfair...
**[14:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I don't ever want to forget.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
At least let me mourn.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Even though I know it's none of my business.
**[14:57] (Flashback) Shobon**
Oh, that isn't true at all.
**[15:02] (Flashback) Shobon**
I'm sure they all appreciate it.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Shobon**
They appreciate... and welcome you.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Y-You!
**[15:14] (Flashback) Shobon**
Oh, dear. What an awful smell.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Shobon**
Them, as well as you. You're all pests.
**[15:21] (Flashback) Shobon**
In the midst of such beauty,
you crawl out and start devouring, gnawing,
**[15:26] (Flashback) Shobon**
like disgusting, bizarre, squirming maggots.
**[15:31] (Flashback) Shobon**
You can't distinguish between
creation and consumption,
**[15:33] (Flashback) Shobon**
and vomit out garbage words like
you think you're rewriting the world.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Shobon**
Your mere existence contaminates
this world like a poison.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Shobon**
That is what otaku are.
**[15:44] (Flashback) Shobon**
Am I wrong?
**[15:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Totally wron—
**[15:51] (Flashback) Shobon**
How so, then?
**[15:52] (Flashback) Shobon**
Just look at you. You're truly disgusting.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Shobon**
Someday you, too, will end up buried here.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Shobon**
But why don't I give you
a little room to choose?
**[16:02] (Flashback) Shobon**
The next time we meet, who will achieve
the world they envisioned?
**[16:06] (Flashback) Shobon**
Will it be you, or will it be me?
**[16:15] (Flashback) Shobon**
I might just enjoy this.
**[16:28] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Huh? What are these?
**[16:30] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Christmas presents from me.
**[16:32] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Really?
**[16:33] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo?
**[16:36] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Wow!
**[16:37] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo!
**[16:38] (Flashback) Blue**
Clothes for cosplay?
**[16:40] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
What? These rags?
**[16:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yeah, sorry!
**[16:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
When we met, you called
yourselves magical girls, right?
**[16:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
So I thought I could, at least,
make you clothes to match.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Blue**
Yeah, but it's not like we
can really use magic, anyway.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Why did we even say that?
**[16:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Now we go our separate ways.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo?
**[17:00] (Flashback) Blue**
Our separate ways?
**[17:01] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Huh?
**[17:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Tomorrow, I'm starting a revolution.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I can't let you get involved in that.
**[17:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It's been a year since we met.
**[17:08] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It was fun!
**[17:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I want you to watch from
a safe distance as we change the world.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Hey, wait a minute.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Blue**
You're saying that
because you know it's impossible.
**[17:19] (Flashback) Blue**
You don't expect to win at all. Do you?
**[17:23] Pink**
Gobo... gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo-bo!
**[17:25] (Flashback) Blue (P)**
"But I don't want to!
I don't want to say goodbye!"
**[17:27] (Flashback) Blue**
She's right! Did you think
we'd be okay with thi—?
**[17:30] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Hey!
**[17:32] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Can I go ahead and try this on?
**[17:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Sure.
**[17:35] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Come on, you, too.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Kyotaro**
That's against club rules, sir.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Ta-da! Well?
**[17:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Yeah! It looks great on you!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Anarchy**
What? Are you being serious?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[18:00] (Flashback) Anarchy**
This isn't cute at all!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Blue**
Even ignoring the low quality of the
needlework, this is just not...
**[18:06] Pink**
Gobo-go gobo!
**[18:07] (Flashback) Blue (P)**
"Design sense: zero!"
**[18:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
What a tough crowd.
**[18:12] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Geez!
**[18:13] (Flashback) Anarchy**
This is the first Christmas
present I've ever gotten,
**[18:16] (Flashback) Anarchy**
and it's stupid and ugly,
and obviously your fetish!
**[18:22] (Flashback) Anarchy**
We really can't...
count on you for anything.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Anarchy**
You're always daydreaming.
**[18:27] (Flashback) Anarchy**
You're kind of nice,
but you're such a chicken.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Anarchy**
You're just a stupid otaku.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo...
**[18:35] (Flashback) Anarchy**
But you still...
**[18:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Whoa!
**[18:45] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue**
...mean everything to us.
**[18:45] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan? Blue-chan? Pink-chan?
**[19:04] (Flashback) Anarchy**
We'll use our magic for you.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Blue**
We want to fight on your side.
**[19:10] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo?
**[19:10] (Flashback) Blue (P)**
"Will you take us with you?"
**[19:14] (Flashback) Anarchy**
To all otaku, and to us,
**[19:17] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue**
you're our hero.
**[19:17] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue**
Otaku Hero!
**[19:19] Pink**
Gobobo gobo!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[20:01] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[20:10] Nick**
Enemy reinforcements on the
north side of Kuramaebashi Street!
**[20:13] Nick**
The barricade's too weak!
What the hell are you doing?!
**[20:16] Nick**
No way.
**[20:17] Nick**
*Hey! Where are you?*
**[20:19] Nick**
*What's taking so long?*
**[20:21] Otaku Hero**
Whoa! What's the big deal?
**[20:23] Nick**
*We're totally screwed! We're under attack!*
**[20:25] Nick**
*They started a major offensive last night!*
**[20:28] Otaku Hero**
What did you say?
**[20:29] Blue**
A major offensive?
**[20:30] Nick**
*We can't hold them back any longer!*
**[20:34] Otaku Hero**
Nick, patch my radio through
to everyone there.
**[20:37] Nick**
Got it. Done!
**[20:41] Otaku Hero**
*Hey, guys, listen up!*
**[20:43] otaku**
That voice!
**[20:44] otaku**
Otaku Hero?
**[20:45] Otaku Hero**
*You too, SSC. We took Nakano down again!*
**[20:51] Nick**
What? Really?!
**[20:52] Otaku Hero**
* It's our second big victory*
* since the Nakano Incident.*
**[20:56] Otaku Hero**
We aren't going to lose Akiba.
We'll never hand it over to you!
**[21:00] Otaku Hero**
*Keep it up, guys!*
**[21:02] Otaku Hero**
*We're fighting for our dreams!*
**[21:05] Otaku Hero**
*Because that's who we are!*
**[21:07] Otaku Hero**
*Take back our life, our reason to live!*
**[21:10] Otaku Hero**
*Take back our freedom!*
**[21:12] Otaku Hero**
* Oppression and persecution*
* will never be enough to stop us!*
**[21:16] Otaku Hero**
*Show them your pride!*
**[21:18] Otaku Hero**
* What's wrong with liking*
* the things we want to like?*
**[21:22] Otaku Hero**
We are all
**[21:24] Otaku Hero**
otaku!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[21:27] otaku**
Yeah!
**[21:34] Nick**
That did it, Otaku Hero!
**[21:36] Otaku Hero**
*Thank God.*
**[21:37] Nick**
*Get back quick! We'll hold out somehow!*
**[21:40] Otaku Hero**
Okay. You got this, Nick!
**[21:42] Otaku Hero**
Let's hurry back.
**[21:43] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan, do you have
a spell to get back quickly?
**[21:47] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[21:48] Blue**
What the?
**[21:49] Pink**
Go-bo?
**[21:50] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue**
What the hell?
**[21:50] Pink**
Gobo bo?
**[23:25] narrator**
Welcome to a world made just for you.
**[23:28] narrator**
Trapped in endless cyberbattle.
**[23:31] narrator**
It's just a little bit
of your life on the line.
**[23:34] narrator**
Continue and continue.
**[23:36] narrator**
Wherever you die, just get back up.
# E7 - Ultimate Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z5ZN/ultimate-game)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Adam**
I guess that's all these NPCs got.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Adam**
I'm sick of playing against bots.
I want to do some PVP.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Shobon**
It looks like the ones I made
aren't much fun for you anymore.
**[00:21] (Flashback) Shobon**
I have another fun game for you.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Shobon**
Wanna try it?
**[02:02] Otaku Hero**
Oh?
**[02:02] Anarchy**
Eh?
**[02:03] Blue**
What the?
**[02:05] Pink**
Gobo?
**[02:06] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue**
What now?
**[02:24] Kyotaro**
Everybody up!
**[02:28] Anarchy**
Where are we?
**[02:30] Otaku Hero**
I don't know.
**[02:32] Kyotaro**
This obviously isn't normal.
**[02:34] Anarchy**
I thought we were on our way to Akiba.
**[02:37] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobobo gobo?
**[02:37] Blue (P)**
"Weren't we in an underground river?"
**[02:39] Otaku Hero**
I got that message from Nick...
**[02:41] Blue**
And we were going to use magic...
**[02:46] Pink**
Gobobo gobo gobo!
**[02:46] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama!
**[02:51] Pink**
Gobo... bo gobobo.
**[02:55] Anarchy**
Blue!
**[02:56] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan!
**[02:58] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[03:00] Blue**
This is such sloppy bondage!
**[03:02] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
**[03:04] Anarchy**
What's happening?
**[03:06] Adam**
*Welcome to my world. Let's start the game!*
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** An SSC cofficer appeared!
***SIGN*** Cofficer uses a combo attack.
**[03:15] Otaku Hero**
What the heck is this?
***SIGN*** Critical hit!
**[03:17] Anarchy**
Oh, come on!
**[03:22] Otaku Hero**
It's just like a game!
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** Anarchy takes 16 damage!
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero takes 20 damage!
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
**[03:33] Kyotaro**
Hey, I lost a life!
***SIGN*** Fight
Run
**[03:36] Otaku Hero**
Take that!
**[03:39] Otaku Hero**
You gotta be kidding!
**[03:40] Anarchy**
I'll do it, then.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Critical hit!
The cofficer was defeated.
**[03:47] Adam**
I guess you can handle that much.
***SIGN*** I guess you can handle that much.
**[03:52] Adam**
I'm from SSC.
One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
**[03:55] Adam**
Adam!
**[03:56] Anarchy**
SSC!
**[03:58] Otaku Hero**
What have you done
with Blue-chan and Pink-chan?!
**[04:00] Adam**
Games are more fun
when there's a prize, right?
**[04:04] Adam**
I thought you could fight me
and try to win them back.
**[04:08] Anarchy**
What are you talking about?
**[04:10] Adam**
Yeah, so let's get to it!
**[04:14] Anarchy**
Who's that?
**[04:15] Otaku Hero**
Another one?
**[04:21] Anarchy**
None of you guys have
any conversation skills.
**[04:24] Anarchy**
Transf—
**[04:25] Anarchy**
What? I can't?
**[04:29] Adam**
This is my world!
**[04:31] Adam**
You're completely powerless here.
**[04:33] Adam**
You can drown in the program in my head!
**[04:41] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[04:48] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[04:51] Adam**
What a noob.
**[04:53] Adam**
And you're the leader of the insurgent army?
**[04:57] Otaku Hero**
Oh, no!
**[04:59] Otaku Hero**
Ouch!
**[05:00] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[05:01] Kyotaro**
Stop using me as a shield!
**[05:07] Kyotaro**
What did I just tell you?
**[05:14] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan! You okay?
**[05:16] Anarchy**
That might've killed you.
**[05:18] Kyotaro**
It*did* kill me!
**[05:20] Kyotaro**
And what the hell? My lives are limited now?
**[05:24] Kyotaro**
Zero lives left?!
**[05:25] Adam**
Huh, the magical girl's carrying you.
**[05:29] Adam**
You take the magical girl.
**[05:31] Adam**
I'm more interested in the guy.
**[05:33] Eve**
Understood.
**[05:36] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[05:38] Otaku Hero**
What do you think you're doing?
**[05:40] Adam**
Otaku Hero.
**[05:41] Adam**
Carried and cuddled by magical girls,
while leading the insurgent army?
**[05:45] Adam**
You aren't such a big deal.
**[05:47] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan and Pink-chan better be all right!
**[05:50] Adam**
Heh.
**[05:50] Adam**
Maybe you should spend a second
worrying about yourself instead.
**[05:54] Otaku Hero**
Why did you bring us here?
**[05:56] Adam**
Isn't it great?
**[05:58] Adam**
This world is just the way I want it.
**[06:00] Adam**
Everything is a game here.
**[06:02] Adam**
And crushing the Revolutionary
Army will be a breeze.
**[06:06] Otaku Hero**
What's so good about SSC anyway?
**[06:09] Otaku Hero**
You can't like what you want to.
That's messed up.
**[06:13] Otaku Hero**
That Unit-@ guy was brainwashed.
I bet you are, too.
**[06:17] Adam**
Quit bitching about your stupid dreams!
**[06:23] Adam**
I was gonna become a pro gamer.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Adam**
The age of video games is just starting.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Adam**
Gamers are going to take over the world.
**[06:32] (Flashback) Adam**
I can't waste any time practicing.
I can do anything I want with hacks!
**[06:37] (Flashback) Adam**
Yeah! I'm dominating!
**[06:40] (Flashback) Adam**
All these self-righteous, weak tryhards
who are too afraid to use cheats,
**[06:44] (Flashback) Adam**
I'll kill them all!
**[06:49] (Flashback) Adam**
Damn noobs can't touch me!
***SIGN*** Account Closed
This account has been permanently disabled
**[06:53] (Flashback) Adam**
Huh? I got banned? But why?!
**[06:57] (Flashback) Adam**
Damn it! I can't log in here, either.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Adam**
Here I am trying to spread
the joy of gaming around the world.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Adam**
Why are you kicking me out?
***SIGN*** Error
This account has been terminated!
***SIGN*** Continue
**[07:07] (Flashback) Adam**
Here? There? This one, too?
**[07:09] (Flashback) Adam**
Every one of them?!
***SIGN*** Error
This account has been terminated!
***SIGN*** Continue
***SIGN*** Account Closed
This account has been permanently disabled.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Adam**
Why though?!
**[07:16] (Flashback) Adam**
I'm the one! I'm the elite gamer!
**[07:19] (Flashback) Adam**
I should be allowed to use hacks!
**[07:22] (Flashback) Adam**
I was the first person ever to show
the world how talented gamers are!
**[07:36] (Flashback) Adam**
So why, then? Why are they rejecting me?
**[07:42] (Flashback) Shobon**
Don't you want power?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Shobon**
The wonderful power to make
everything go exactly the way you want?
**[07:52] (Flashback) Adam**
Who are you?
**[07:54] (Flashback) Shobon**
If you swear your loyalty to me,
I will give you that power.
**[08:21] Adam**
That's how I was able to create
the ideal world in my mind.
**[08:26] Adam**
I got a partner named Eve.
**[08:30] Otaku Hero**
You chose to join SSC yourself?
**[08:33] Adam**
Did you think we were all
brainwashed or something?
**[08:36] Adam**
I decided that I would do anything I had to
**[08:40] Adam**
to prove that justice was on my side!
**[08:44] Adam**
Here I come!
**[08:47] Anarchy**
How dare you look down on people like that?!
**[08:59] Anarchy**
You're messing with stuff again!
**[09:05] Eve**
Without your magic, you're nothing
but a foul-mouthed tramp.
**[09:10] Anarchy**
I'm so gonna beat you up.
**[09:13] Kyotaro**
Not again!
**[09:15] Kyotaro**
Hey! I'm on my last life!
**[09:23] Anarchy**
What the hell? Damn it!
**[09:25] Eve**
You're helpless in this world.
**[09:28] Eve**
Try to die gracefully.
**[09:30] Kyotaro**
I've got continues, baby!
***SIGN*** Fantasy Blocker Switch
**[09:43] Otaku Hero**
Does that rocket launcher
have infinite ammo?!
**[09:45] Adam**
In this environment, I can
spawn any power I can imagine.
**[09:51] Otaku Hero**
You're such a cheater!
**[09:53] Adam**
I'm connected to all of you.
**[09:55] Adam**
In this world, I also can spawn anything
inside your head with a single thought.
**[10:01] Otaku Hero**
Godeen!
**[10:02] Adam**
Get rekt by your own imagination!
**[10:08] Otaku Hero**
What a powerful attack!
**[10:10] Otaku Hero**
No wonder Godeen was able to
save the whole planet!
**[10:17] Otaku Hero**
Damn it.
**[10:19] Otaku Hero**
The only one that could ever take
on Godeen is probably Yunboger G.
**[10:23] Otaku Hero**
But he's not here...
**[10:25] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[10:27] Otaku Hero**
Yunboger?
**[10:30] Otaku Hero**
* He and I are connected*
* in this imaginary world, right?*
**[10:33] Otaku Hero**
*Then, maybe I can...*
**[10:35] Adam**
Ha!
**[10:36] Adam**
You think you can do something like this?
**[10:40] Otaku Hero**
I should be able to.
**[10:42] Otaku Hero**
We otaku can take just the tiniest
sliver of information to imagine,
**[10:47] Otaku Hero**
fantasize, create, and have fun on our own!
**[10:51] Otaku Hero**
And when it's something
that already exists, we can do even more!
**[10:56] Adam**
Wh-What?!
**[11:18] Otaku Hero**
I've always wanted to try that.
**[11:20] Otaku Hero**
Super Galactic Construction Equipment
**[11:22] Otaku Hero**
Yunboger G!
**[11:26] Adam**
What did you say?!
**[11:27] Otaku Hero**
When it comes to imagination and fantasy,
you'll never beat an otaku!
**[11:38] Anarchy**
What's that?
**[11:44] Otaku Hero**
*Did I get through? Anarchy-chan, you okay?*
**[11:47] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero, what is happening?
**[11:49] Otaku Hero**
* Right now we're inside*
* a cyberspace that he created.*
**[11:53] Anarchy**
So what do we do?
**[11:54] Otaku Hero**
*As long as we're connected to them,*
**[11:56] Otaku Hero**
* we should be able to use*
* the power of imagination, too!*
**[11:59] Anarchy**
No kidding. So if we think
we can do it, we can?
**[12:04] Anarchy**
Transform.
**[12:07] Eve**
Transforming won't help you.
**[12:12] Anarchy**
Okay. I can do this. I can do this!
**[12:15] Anarchy**
I think I owe you one from before.
**[12:20] Adam**
Die, die, diedie, diedie, diedie, die!
**[12:26] Otaku Hero**
I can even stop a black hole.
**[12:28] Otaku Hero**
Your attack has no effect on Yunboger G!
**[12:31] Otaku Hero**
According to canon,
nothing on Earth can destroy him!
**[12:34] Adam**
What kind of canon is that?!
**[12:36] Otaku Hero**
Here I go!
**[12:41] Otaku Hero**
Now I'll show you
the finishing attack that was
**[12:43] Otaku Hero**
supposed to be revealed
in the uncompleted movie version!
**[12:49] Otaku Hero**
To be sure it hits the target, lock on!
**[12:52] Adam**
Wha—!
**[12:53] Otaku Hero**
And then this!
**[12:55] Otaku Hero**
The lost movie version
Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
**[13:13] Adam**
What the hell?!
This guy is using hacks, too?!
**[13:16] Otaku Hero**
It isn't a hack!
**[13:18] Otaku Hero**
It bulldozes all of
the misconstructions of the past
**[13:20] Otaku Hero**
and erects a bridge leading into the future.
**[13:23] Otaku Hero**
It's the spirit of justice!
**[13:26] Adam**
Fixing all misconstructions
is what you call justice?
**[13:29] Adam**
That's just another cheat!
**[13:32] Anarchy**
All right, all right.
**[13:34] Anarchy**
All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right!
**[13:36] Anarchy**
You're the glass cannon type, huh?
**[13:39] Eve**
Shut up!
**[13:46] Anarchy**
You're lagging!
**[13:50] Eve**
Let's see you handle this!
**[13:55] Eve**
I got her!
**[13:58] Kyotaro**
Sh-She got me...
**[14:00] Eve**
I didn't get her?
**[14:01] Anarchy**
Game...
**[14:03] Anarchy**
Over!
**[14:09] Anarchy**
Yeah, give it up!
**[14:11] Adam**
Eve, we end this now.
**[14:25] Anarchy**
Here he comes, Otaku Hero!
**[14:27] Otaku Hero**
Yeah!
**[14:33] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! He's moving so fast,
I can't get a clear shot!
**[14:36] Anarchy**
I'll try to slow him down.
**[14:39] Anarchy**
Heaven's...
**[14:43] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[14:45] Anarchy**
Always pulling sneaky shit!
**[14:52] Otaku Hero**
I'm stuck in sludge!
**[14:54] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! Engine at full power!
**[14:58] Otaku Hero**
Oh, no!
**[14:59] Otaku Hero**
Did I use up all the energy
with the special attack?
**[15:02] Otaku Hero**
I recreated him so perfectly I even
kept his one weak point. Poor mileage!
**[15:06] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! Move! Please move for me, Yunboger!
**[15:10] Adam**
You like that one? This is what it's like
when I don't hold back!
**[15:13] Adam**
Don't get so cocky when
you're playing on controller!
**[15:21] Anarchy**
Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
**[15:26] Anarchy**
Okay, that hurt.
**[15:29] Anarchy**
Damn it! Eat this!
**[15:33] Anarchy**
Then try to block this!
**[15:35] Kyotaro**
Eh? Really?
**[15:36] Anarchy**
Heaven's Heat Knock!
**[15:43] Eve**
You can't be serious!
**[15:50] Adam**
No way! This is supposed to be my world!
**[15:53] Anarchy**
Hey!
**[15:54] Anarchy**
Looks like you can't do
a damn thing without her help.
**[15:57] Adam**
Huh?
**[16:00] Adam**
Eve!
**[16:01] Anarchy**
Now's your chance, Otaku Hero!
**[16:03] Anarchy**
Go for it!
**[16:04] Otaku Hero**
Oh, wow.
**[16:06] Otaku Hero**
There's a g-girl cheering me on?
**[16:07] Otaku Hero**
The same situation happened in episode 256!
**[16:10] Otaku Hero**
In that case...!
**[16:14] Otaku Hero**
We will always rise to fight again!
**[16:17] Anarchy**
Go for it, Otaku Hero!
**[16:20] Anarchy**
Go!
**[16:22] Anarchy**
Finish them off, Otaku Hero!
**[16:24] Eve**
In that case, I'll take
the magical girl for myself!
**[16:31] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[16:33] Adam**
Yes!
**[16:33] Eve**
Yes!
**[16:33] Eve**
Begin brainwashing!
**[16:40] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[16:58] Otaku Hero**
Ow!
**[17:00] Otaku Hero**
What just happened?
**[17:02] Anarchy**
I don't know,
but something felt really wrong.
**[17:06] Otaku Hero**
Felt wrong?
**[17:10] Adam**
What did you put inside us?
What did you do to us?!
**[17:17] Eve**
I can't look at that!
**[17:19] Eve**
Becoming this, doing this,
is what I was always programmed for?
**[17:28] Adam**
Eve!
**[17:34] Adam**
E-Eve!
**[17:40] Adam**
Damn it! Is this it?
The end of my ideal world?
**[17:48] Otaku Hero**
Oh, crap! We need to get out of here!
**[17:51] Anarchy**
But what about Blue and Pink?
**[17:53] Otaku Hero**
Of course, we have to find them first!
**[17:57] Otaku Hero**
What's this?
**[18:00] Otaku Hero**
Let's go!
**[18:01] Anarchy**
Yeah.
**[18:07] Pink**
Gobobo.
**[18:09] Blue**
Wait! Not right there! Stop it!
**[18:14] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan?
**[18:14] Anarchy**
Pink?
**[18:15] Blue**
I use a Draw Two and she drops all
the Draw Fours on me? She's a monster!
***SIGN*** °House Rules in Effect
**[18:21] Blue**
Hi, guys. You sure are late.
**[18:23] Pink**
Gobo gobo bobobo.
**[18:25] Blue**
"Do you want to join the game?" She said.
**[18:27] Anarchy**
Quit playing games inside the enemy's head!
**[18:29] Anarchy**
Be more scared!
**[18:30] Otaku Hero**
B-But we're glad you're okay.
**[18:34] Otaku Hero**
This world is ending.
**[18:35] Otaku Hero**
Let's get out of here quick.
**[18:51] Otaku Hero**
My whole body aches.
**[18:53] Anarchy**
Where are we?
**[18:54] Pink**
Gobo gobobo?
**[18:56] Blue**
It looks like we made it back.
**[18:58] Otaku Hero**
Yeah. I'm glad we're all okay.
**[19:01] Anarchy**
There's somebody here!
**[19:05] Adam**
Hmm.
**[19:07] Adam**
I guess I should take the corner first.
**[19:09] Eve**
*I don't know.*
***SIGN*** I don't know.
**[19:11] Otaku Hero**
Wh-What happened?
**[19:13] Anarchy**
Is he acting different now?
**[19:15] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo gobo bobobo.
**[19:16] Blue (P)**
"Center. Take it first, and you can't lose."
**[19:18] Adam**
Oh, really?
**[19:20] Pink**
Gobo!
**[19:21] Anarchy**
Don't make friends with him.
**[19:23] Pink**
Gobo.
**[19:24] Anarchy**
So what do we do with him?
**[19:32] Eve**
*I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.*
**[19:35] Adam**
You guys, watch out!
**[19:38] Adam**
Th-That lady's really da-dange—
**[19:44] Otaku Hero**
He froze?
**[19:45] Anarchy**
What's his problem?!
**[19:46] Cofficer**
The signal came from here.
**[19:48] Otaku Hero**
It's cofficers. Let's go!
**[19:58] Anarchy**
Aren't things a little too quiet?
**[20:00] Pink**
Gobo bobobo gobo?
**[20:03] Blue (P)**
"Isn't anybody here?"
**[20:04] Otaku Hero**
Or maybe they were all caught?
**[20:07] otaku**
It's Otaku Hero!
**[20:08] otaku**
Hey, they're back!
**[20:09] otaku**
They're home!
**[20:09] otaku**
Otaku Hero!
**[20:12] Otaku Hero**
Guys! You're all okay!
**[20:14] Game Otaku**
Yeah. We beat 'em, you know.
**[20:16] Military Otaku**
All thanks to Nick!
**[20:18] Nick**
*What took you so long, Otaku Hero?*
**[20:20] Nick**
* Thanks to your little pep talk,*
* we were able to fight SSC off!*
**[20:24] Otaku Hero**
You did great, guys!
**[20:26] Otaku Hero**
With our second win in Nakano
and the successful defense of Akiba,
**[20:30] Otaku Hero**
we're definitely one
step closer to revolution!
**[20:33] Nick**
*So while we're at it,*
**[20:34] Nick**
* you wanna send the Revolutionary Otaku*
* Army's message around the country?*
**[20:39] Otaku Hero**
Send our message? But how?
**[20:41] Nick**
*We hold a big event!*
**[20:43] Nick**
* We'll stream it across the country and*
* show it to the closeted otaku, the normies,*
**[20:47] Nick**
*and everyone else!*
**[20:48] otaku**
Whoa!
**[20:50] Otaku Hero**
An event?
**[20:51] Nick**
*Yeah!*
**[20:52] Nick**
* I'll use all my connections, and we'll*
* all make it the biggest event ever.*
**[20:56] Nick**
* We'll show them the otaku*
* fire is still burning!*
**[20:59] Nick**
*We'll show those SSC jerks!*
**[21:02] Otaku Hero**
Nick, you know that's...
**[21:04] Nick**
*Oh. No good?*
**[21:06] Otaku Hero**
...a really great idea!
**[21:14] Cofficer**
These videos have gone viral, and are
spreading faster than we can delete them.
**[21:20] Cofficer**
Perhaps we should try
to understand the otaku better.
**[21:24] Cofficer**
Just trying to suppress them is becoming more and more...
**[21:25] Shobon**
That's enough.
**[21:28] Shobon**
We can't let the otaku—
the rebel army roam free anymore.
**[21:33] Shobon**
I look forward to seeing
the results of your work.
**[21:41] Nick**
*So what do we call the event?*
**[21:44] Otaku Hero**
How about this?
***SIGN*** Wanku
**[23:25] narrator**
Lyrics you can't shake,
**[23:27] narrator**
a groove that shakes your hips.
**[23:29] narrator**
The set list is a squeeze.
**[23:31] narrator**
How's that Kool-Aid tastin'?
**[23:33] narrator**
In an ideological reality,
**[23:35] narrator**
a magical concert stage
**[23:37] narrator**
appears like a mirage.
# E8 - DANCING QUEENS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJWJ2/dancing-queens)
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***SIGN*** Wanku! Planning Meeting
***SIGN*** Wanku! Planning Meeting
**[00:05] Train Otaku**
Would you give me a break!
How long is this meeting anyway?
**[00:09] Nick**
Yeah, it's like I said.
**[00:10] Military Otaku**
A "secret underground party"?
**[00:13] Military Otaku**
What are we even supposed to do?
**[00:15] Anime Otaku**
Is it different from Comiket?
**[00:17] Game Otaku**
I know all about game conventions.
**[00:19] JSDF Otaku**
I bet it's like a live fire demonstration.
**[00:21] Kyotaro**
Oh, very nice.
**[00:22] Kyotaro**
Every word I'm hearing screams,
"I've lived my whole life as a loser."
**[00:27] Kyotaro**
Pretty much.
**[00:27] Nick**
*Yeah, they're basically the same,*
**[00:30] Nick**
* but you guys aren't*
* in the audience this time!*
**[00:33] Nick**
*You're the organizers, so you make it happen!*
**[00:36] Military Otaku**
Yeah, but make what happen?
**[00:38] Nick**
*I'll tell you one more time.*
**[00:39] Nick**
* The goal of this event*
* is to spread the message*
**[00:43] Nick**
*of our Revolutionary Army all around Japan.*
**[00:45] Nick**
* The message that the flame*
* of otaku still burns bright!*
**[00:48] Train Otaku**
That's easy for you to say.
You're all talk anyway.
**[00:52] Military Otaku**
Yeah, you can say whatever you
want hiding behind that thing.
**[00:54] Kyotaro**
I know the type.
**[00:55] Kyotaro**
Dudes who play the role
but have zero street cred.
**[00:59] Nick**
Aww, guys, don't say it like that.
**[01:01] Anarchy**
I'm going brain dead from the boredom.
**[01:04] Blue**
That's the problem.
**[01:05] Blue**
They got carried away
and decided to throw a party,
**[01:08] Blue**
but didn't actually have
any idea how to do it.
**[01:12] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
**[01:13] Blue**
"Otaku who've never once taken
the lead to get anything done
**[01:18] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
**[01:18] Blue**
aren't going to know how to take
the lead to get something done."
**[01:21] Kyotaro**
Teacher, I think the first thing they need
to do is realize their own incompetence!
**[01:26] Anarchy**
And on top of all that,
this leader of ours...
**[01:35] Blue**
Like an elementary schooler hiding
in the back of the class
**[01:38] Blue**
so he doesn't get called on.
**[01:41] Nick**
*Hey! Otaku Hero!*
**[01:43] Nick**
* I know you're there.*
* Tell us what you think!*
**[01:45] Idol Otaku**
Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?
**[01:48] Anime Otaku**
He's right. You should tell us your vision
as the leader of the Revolutionary Army.
**[01:52] Otaku Hero**
Um, well, I just...
**[01:57] Military Otaku**
Hm? What's this?
**[02:01] all**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
**[03:41] Train Otaku**
Why didn't we think of this sooner?
**[03:42] Military Otaku**
That's it! Yeah!
**[03:44] Anime Otaku**
This explains what our secret
underground party is all about!
**[03:50] Game Otaku**
We knew you'd come through, Otaku Hero!
**[03:51] JDSF Otaku**
Our leader!
**[03:53] Idol Otaku**
Take control of our secret
underground party, Otaku Hero!
**[03:57] Otaku Hero**
Uh, yeah, I'm not so sure.
**[04:00] Military Otaku**
We're totally depending on you!
**[04:02] Game Otaku**
You're lead producer.
**[04:04] Game Otaku**
If we're gonna make Wanku
happen, we need your help!
**[04:08] Anime Otaku**
We're begging you, Producer!
**[04:09] JSDF Otaku**
Producer!
**[04:10] Otaku Hero**
M-Me? A producer...?
***SIGN*** Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
**[04:18] Otaku Hero**
Okay, cool.
**[04:19] Otaku Hero**
For starters, spit out all
the ideas you brainstormed for Wanku.
**[04:24] Otaku Hero**
There's no reason to be shy.
Nah, it isn't difficult.
**[04:27] Otaku Hero**
I mean, the important thing is to open your
minds and let the ideas flow. Am I right?
**[04:32] All**
Wow!
**[04:32] Anime Otaku**
I think he's right!
**[04:34] Train Otaku**
He really is a producer!
**[04:37] Otaku Hero**
Let's show how much we like
the things we like!
**[04:42] Kyotaro**
Wha?
**[04:44] Anarchy**
What's gotten into him?
**[04:46] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo.
**[04:47] Blue**
It's like he flipped a switch or something.
**[04:54] Otaku Hero**
While we're at it, why don't
we also sell some merch?
**[04:57] Otaku Hero**
Oh? We don't have the funds or know-how?
**[05:00] Otaku Hero**
If we don't give it a shot,
it's over before it started.
**[05:03] Otaku Hero**
Can't find an underground event venue?
**[05:06] Otaku Hero**
So what? Do we really
have to do it underground?
**[05:09] Otaku Hero**
Let's build an outdoor stage
at the Akihabara park ruins and do it big!
**[05:15] Otaku Hero**
Let's show how much we like
the things we like!
***SIGN*** "Can you explain why you agreed
to produce this 'Wanku' event?"
**[05:23] Otaku Hero**
*There wasn't any one reason for it.*
**[05:25] Otaku Hero**
* Everyone's passion and enthusiasm.*
* Everyone's devotion...*
**[05:28] Otaku Hero**
* When they showed me how they felt,*
* no matter how much I searched for one,*
**[05:33] Otaku Hero**
* I couldn't think of any*
* reason to turn it down.*
**[05:39] Otaku Hero**
How's the stream prep going, Nick?
**[05:41] Nick**
*It's all coming together. No prob.*
**[05:43] Otaku Hero**
How about this, Nick?
Instead of just streaming it,
**[05:46] Otaku Hero**
why don't we hijack the TV signals and
**[05:48] Otaku Hero**
broadcast our party
into everyone's living room?
**[05:51] Nick**
* You mean forcing our otaku event*
* on demographics that aren't even online?*
**[05:55] Nick**
*That's pretty punk, man.*
**[05:57] Otaku Hero**
Can you handle it, Nick?
**[05:59] Nick**
*Leave it to this guy, Otaku Hero!*
**[06:02] Anime Otaku**
Lead Producer!
***SIGN*** Wanku!
**[06:04] Idol Otaku**
Here are the guests who agreed
to perform at Wanku.
**[06:07] Idol Otaku**
First, the famous anisong
singer Guts Takako-san!
**[06:10] Guts Takako**
I'm Guts. It's very nice to meet you.
**[06:12] Otaku Hero**
I enjoyed your work in *Frozing*.
**[06:14] Otaku Hero**
Great to be working with you.
**[06:16] Idol Otaku**
And over here,
**[06:17] Idol Otaku**
the actress who played Obayashi Zeneko,
**[06:20] Idol Otaku**
the construction site idol heroine of *Super
Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G*.
**[06:23] Idol Otaku**
It's Homura Yuriri-san!
**[06:25] Otaku Hero**
Great to finally meet you, Yuririn.
**[06:27] Homura Yuriri**
We all felt so awful when
they started oppressing otaku.
**[06:32] Homura Yuriri**
But still...
**[06:33] Otaku Hero**
The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow.
**[06:35] Homura Yuriri**
Right! And its layers embrace
the changing times!
**[06:39] Anime Otaku**
We're still getting buried
in requests to appear
**[06:43] Anime Otaku**
from tons of famous voice actors
and anisong singers who've been in hiding!
**[06:46] Otaku Hero**
Why don't we take the
opportunity to film footage
**[06:49] Otaku Hero**
for a physical release like
a DVD or something?
**[06:52] Idol Otaku**
Great idea!
**[06:53] Otaku Hero**
What do they call it, "mixed media"?
**[06:55] Otaku Hero**
We could do a comic adaptation,
a film version, an anime,
**[06:58] Otaku Hero**
and get the whole world
caught up in this thing.
**[07:00] all**
Whoa!
**[07:02] Otaku Hero**
Let's show how much we like
the things we like!
**[07:06] text**
*"Performing on an outdoor stage,
streaming worldwide..."*
**[07:09] text**
*"Is it still possible to call this
a secret underground party?"*
**[07:12] text**
*"Isn't the scale of the event
actually much bigger than that?"*
**[07:15] Otaku Hero**
* Sure, there's really nothing secret*
* or underground about it anymore.*
**[07:19] Otaku Hero**
*But who cares about that anyway?*
**[07:22] Otaku Hero**
* Who could stop us now,*
* when we're riding this big wave?*
**[07:28] Otaku Hero**
*The most difficult part of being a producer?*
**[07:31] Otaku Hero**
* Honestly, I've never felt*
* any of it was difficult.*
**[07:34] Otaku Hero**
* If you have the passion, enthusiasm,*
* and fire, anything is possible.*
**[07:38] Otaku Hero**
*Nothing is out of reach!*
**[07:39] Otaku Hero**
* But the second you give up on it,*
* that becomes the final episode.*
**[07:45] Otaku Hero**
* But isn't that right?*
* Doesn't everybody think so?*
**[07:48] Otaku Hero**
* Don't you want to show*
* how much you like the things you like?*
**[07:51] Otaku Hero**
*So do it! Shout it out!*
**[07:53] Otaku Hero**
* Shout about how much you like*
* the things you like!*
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
***SIGN*** CURRY RICE
***SIGN*** BEER
**[08:19] both**
Whoa!
**[08:21] Train Otaku**
The day is finally here!
**[08:22] Military Otaku**
Yeah! It's gonna be
a huge success, no question!
**[08:25] JSDF Otaku**
And it's all thanks to Otaku Hero!
**[08:27] Anime Otaku**
Lead Producer!
**[08:29] Idol Otaku**
Lead Producer!
**[08:31] Game Otaku**
Lead Producer!
**[08:37] Otaku Hero**
How's attendance looking?
**[08:38] Train Otaku**
What did you expect?
We're way over capacity!
**[08:44] Military Otaku**
Well, then, will you give the introduction?
**[08:53] Otaku Hero**
Yeah, I guess so.
***SIGN*** Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
***SIGN*** "Are you at all nervous
about hosting this event?"
**[09:34] Otaku Hero**
*Nervous?*
**[09:35] Otaku Hero**
*I'm going to have the time of my life.*
**[09:38] Otaku Hero**
*What do I have to be nervous about?*
**[09:41] Otaku Hero**
*I think it's going to go great.*
**[09:43] Otaku Hero**
*My heart's already racing with excitement!*
**[09:45] Anarchy**
*Hey.*
**[09:46] Otaku Hero**
* So yeah, what I mean*
* about saying how much you like—*
**[09:48] Anarchy**
*Hey, Otaku Hero!*
**[09:51] Otaku Hero**
Hm?
**[09:53] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[10:05] Blue**
Who the hell are you talking to?
***SIGN*** WANKU!
***SIGN*** CURRY RICE
***SIGN*** BEER
**[10:15] Otaku Hero**
What... is this?
**[10:25] Nick**
Hey! Otaku Hero!
**[10:26] Nick**
I know you're there.
Tell us what you think!
**[10:29] Idol Otaku**
Otaku Hero, what's your take on it?
**[10:32] Otaku Hero**
Um, well...
**[10:35] Otaku Hero**
That's right. That's how it was.
**[10:39] Otaku Hero**
When we decided to host
Wanku!, our party event,
**[10:43] Otaku Hero**
at first I thought I could
power my way through it.
**[10:46] Otaku Hero**
But when it came down to it,
**[10:49] Otaku Hero**
when I stopped to think
about what was going on,
***SIGN*** like
**[10:53] Otaku Hero**
I started to get this bad feeling.
**[10:56] Otaku Hero**
I want to celebrate our
battle victories so far.
**[10:59] Otaku Hero**
To enjoy them with everyone.
To tell the whole world.
**[11:02] Otaku Hero**
That's what our party was for.
**[11:04] Otaku Hero**
And all these preparations.
**[11:06] Otaku Hero**
But... But...
**[11:09] Anarchy**
Is it really the time for that?
**[11:12] Blue**
To be letting loose?
**[11:14] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo.
**[11:15] Blue (P)**
"Aren't you forgetting something important?"
**[11:19] Anarchy**
It's not like we've already won the war.
**[11:22] Blue**
The fight is only gonna
get harder from here on out.
**[11:28] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo gobo...
**[11:28] Blue (P)**
"By throwing a big, flashy party like this,
**[11:31] Blue (P)**
you're surely going to get more heat
from the public than ever before."
**[11:35] Anarchy**
Shobon is definitely going to
find out about it, too.
**[11:39] Blue**
Oh, yeah.
**[11:40] Blue**
It'll give them a prime
opportunity to attack.
**[11:44] Anarchy**
Basically, I think we're all trying
to ignore how bad the situation is,
**[11:49] Anarchy**
while deep inside we're
terrified and full of doubt.
**[11:52] Blue**
Planning a big party,
as if that's something you'd ever do.
**[11:55] Blue**
Aren't you just being stupid?
**[11:58] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo, gobogo.
**[11:59] Blue (P)**
"In other words, all you're doing
is avoiding reality."
**[12:11] Otaku Hero**
Some part of me realized that.
I was aware of it.
**[12:15] Otaku Hero**
But the pain of reality,
the uncertainty of what was ahead...
**[12:20] Otaku Hero**
I couldn't stand to deal with it.
**[12:23] Otaku Hero**
I got too scared to face it.
**[12:26] Otaku Hero**
I mean, we otaku are already
alienated from the world.
**[12:31] Otaku Hero**
But despite that, throwing a party
or event or whatever...
**[12:35] Otaku Hero**
Maybe it was a mistake to try to have
a festival in the first place.
**[12:39] Otaku Hero**
Otaku gods, I'm very sorry.
**[12:42] Otaku Hero**
I won't do it again.
**[12:43] Otaku Hero**
I won't try to throw any parties.
**[12:46] Otaku Hero**
I'm truly sorry!
**[12:50] Anarchy**
You shouldn't have to apologize.
**[12:53] Anarchy**
Throwing an event like this
isn't such a bad idea.
**[12:56] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[12:58] Anarchy**
I think you're right to be worried
about those things, Otaku Hero.
**[13:03] Anarchy**
I've been really worried, too.
**[13:06] Blue**
Our battles with the enemy have
actually been getting worse.
**[13:11] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo gobo gobobobo.
**[13:12] Blue (P)**
"There is absolutely no reason
to be holding a festival right now."
**[13:15] Anarchy**
But I do understand why you'd want to
try something like that once in a while.
**[13:21] Anarchy**
If you go wild when it's peaceful
and nothing is going on,
**[13:25] Anarchy**
it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.
**[13:27] Blue**
Although we're at the absolute bottom,
**[13:30] Blue**
you're risking it all to run
head-first toward destruction.
**[13:33] Blue**
You can only do that when you're young.
**[13:35] Anarchy**
Let's set fire to the hearts of all
the otaku out there and go all out!
**[13:38] Anarchy**
Into despair, into depression,
even into hell!
**[13:42] Pink**
Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
**[13:44] Blue**
Let's highway to the hell!
**[13:47] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan, Blue-chan, Pink-chan.
**[13:51] Otaku Hero**
Hold on a sec, but won't it
all end in a flash anyway?
**[13:56] Otaku Hero**
If we run from depression for a minute of
fun without thinking of the consequences...
**[14:00] Anarchy**
Then would you rather do nothing?
**[14:03] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[14:03] Blue**
When everyday is a tough battle,
and you've lost all the joy in life,
**[14:08] Blue**
the only victory left is a total victory.
**[14:11] Blue**
Always judging yourself so
harshly, pushing yourself,
**[14:13] Blue**
closing off your mind, your heart.
**[14:17] Blue**
Closing yourself off completely.
**[14:20] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
**[14:21] Blue (P)**
"That probably only leads
to one thing. Destruction."
**[14:25] Otaku Hero**
Hold on... Wait a minute.
**[14:28] Otaku Hero**
Which one is it? Which one am I in?
**[14:49] Otaku Hero**
What is happening here?
**[14:52] Anarchy**
You need to decide. By yourself.
**[14:54] Otaku Hero**
I can't.
**[14:56] Anarchy**
Isn't it what you've always said?
**[15:00] Anarchy**
To say you like...
**[15:02] Blue**
...what you want to like...
**[15:04] Pink**
Gobo gobo bo?
**[15:06] Otaku Hero**
I do want to say it.
**[15:10] Otaku Hero**
I do.
**[15:12] Otaku Hero**
The things I like are...
***SIGN*** Wanku!
**[15:26] Kyotaro**
Are y'all ready?!
**[15:29] audience**
Yeah!
**[15:31] Kyotaro**
Together, we're gonna blow
the minds of otaku all around the world!
**[15:37] Kyotaro**
Welcome to the secret
underground party Wanku!
**[15:40] Kyotaro**
Let's get started!
**[15:43] Kyotaro**
First off, the heroine from *Super
Galactic Construction Equipment Yunboger G*.
**[15:47] Kyotaro**
You adored her in her role
as construction site idol Obayashi Zeneko!
**[15:50] Kyotaro**
Let's get Homura Yuriri-chan on the stage!
**[15:56] fan**
Yuririn!
**[16:13] Anime Otaku**
The crowd is going wild!
This is a huge success, man!
**[16:18] Nick**
Yo, things are crazy here, too!
Wanku! is all over the Internet!
**[16:23] Nick**
Here, there, even over there.
It's everywhere!
***SIGN*** Wanku
**[16:27] Anime Otaku**
What about the broadcast hijack?
**[16:29] Nick**
Yeah, I nailed it!
**[16:30] Nick**
By now, all the non-otaku
are probably losing their minds!
***SIGN*** Wanku!
***SIGN*** Wanku
**[16:36] Shobon**
Hmm.
**[16:38] Kyotaro**
Next up is the leader of our
very own Revolutionary Army.
**[16:42] Kyotaro**
Otaku Hero!
**[17:20] Otaku Hero singing**
*Ah, why is it so?*
**[17:23] Otaku Hero singing**
*I'm sure you all know what I mean*
**[17:28] Otaku Hero singing**
*Right here we have a*
**[17:31] Otaku Hero singing**
*Beautiful world all around us*
**[17:34] Otaku Hero singing**
*But we get mislead,*
**[17:35] Idol Otaku**
W-We're in trouble!
**[17:36] Anime Otaku**
What's wrong?
**[17:37] Idol Otaku**
There are huge armies approaching
Akiba from all directions!
**[17:39] Otaku Hero singing**
*Mud thrown at our heads*
**[17:43] Otaku Hero singing**
*Still even then, I know we'll find*
**[17:47] Otaku Hero singing**
*Something to keep holding on to, whoo*
**[17:53] Otaku Hero singing**
*Everything happens for a reason*
**[17:57] Otaku Hero singing**
*Hold on to your love*
**[18:00] Otaku Hero singing**
* Whatever kind of present,*
* it all leads to a future*
**[18:04] Otaku Hero**
*Yeah. This is reality.*
**[18:04] Otaku Hero singing**
*That's for you, whoo*
**[18:07] Otaku Hero**
*It's painful. It's bloody.*
**[18:08] Otaku Hero singing**
*Keep on blowin' like a strong wind*
**[18:10] Otaku Hero**
*There might be nothing but despair ahead.*
**[18:12] Otaku Hero singing**
*Keep on fighting until the end*
**[18:14] Otaku Hero**
*But still...*
***SIGN*** Tell everyone how much you like
**[18:22] Nick**
*Hey! Otaku Hero!*
**[18:23] Nick**
* I know you're there.*
* Tell us what you think!*
***SIGN*** Tell everyone how much
you like the things you like
**[18:35] Otaku Hero singing**
*Living your own life just the way you want*
**[18:39] Otaku Hero singing**
*Is what we all want, baby*
**[18:43] Otaku Hero singing**
*Because I am what I am*
**[18:47] Otaku Hero singing**
*And you are just as you are*
**[19:14] Shobon**
Hm?
**[19:33] Anarchy; Blue**
Magical Destroyers, suckers!
**[19:33] Pink**
Gobobo gobo-bo, gobo!
**[19:36] Anarchy**
Heading straight for destruction!
**[19:38] Anarchy**
If you like it, then say so!
**[19:40] Anarchy**
Screw it!
**[19:41] Pink**
Gobobo!
**[19:42] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*That ain't enough! You're almost brain dead!*
**[19:45] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*Please, please! Asking nicely, please!*
**[19:47] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*Come on, come on, don't chicken out!*
**[19:50] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
* Let us hear it, let us*
* hear it, take us away!*
**[19:52] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*Violent girls, right here before you!*
**[19:54] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*Let's go crazy! Let it loose today!*
**[19:57] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*Shake, shake, shake off frustration!*
**[19:59] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*Push, push, push!*
**[20:01] Anarchy**
Don't just stand there!
**[20:02] Anarchy; Blue; Pink singing**
*One two, one two, punchline!*
**[20:04] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*We are, we are party girls!*
**[20:07] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*No one, no one, anti-side!*
**[20:09] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*Pan two, pan two, no panty flash!*
**[20:12] Anarchy**
Not nearly enough. This ain't even close!
**[20:15] Anarchy**
What are you waiting for, magical mosh pit?!
**[20:18] Anarchy**
Show us what you got, assholes!
**[20:26] Blue**
These bandwagoned baby yes-men
need their diapers changed.
**[20:31] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*Loser, loser, loser, loser winners*
**[20:34] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
* Love their, love their,*
* love their, love their freedom*
**[20:36] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*Easy, easy, easy, easy dreamers*
**[20:38] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
* Look they're, look they're,*
* look they're big complainers*
**[20:41] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*Loser, loser, loser, loser winners*
**[20:43] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
* Love their, love their,*
* love their, love their freedom*
**[20:46] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*Heaven! Or! Hell!*
**[20:48] Anarchy; Blue; Pink; Otaku Hero singing**
*Rage!*
**[21:02] Otaku Hero**
My God!
**[21:04] Train Otaku**
Is this for real?
**[21:06] Military Otaku**
It's a miracle!
**[21:09] Anime Otaku**
Wait, were we supposed to
have other performers?
**[21:14] Otaku Hero**
This isn't a dream, is it?
**[21:17] Anarchy**
No.
**[21:19] Blue**
Your dreams, Otaku Hero...
**[21:21] Pink**
...gobo bobobo gobo...
**[21:22] Blue (P)**
"...and the fiery passions
of everyone here..."
**[21:25] Anarchy**
...have changed the world!
**[21:28] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[21:35] Kyotaro**
Too soon!
**[21:50] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[21:52] Big Bro**
Hello!
**[23:25] narrator**
Love. It gets heavy.
**[23:27] narrator**
Love. It sends you flying.
**[23:29] narrator**
Love. It tears you apart.
**[23:32] narrator**
Love. It messes with everything.
**[23:34] narrator**
Yeah, in love,
**[23:36] narrator**
telepathic fits, smashed into bits.
# E9 - LOVE IS NIGHTMARE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZN3XJ/love-is-nightmare)
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**[00:01] Kyotaro**
Too soon!
**[00:11] Bro**
Hello!
**[01:52] Bro**
Hello, hello! Yeah!
**[01:55] Bro**
Hi, otaku people! Nice to meet you!
**[01:58] Bro**
You know about SSC's Four Heavenly Kings?
**[02:02] Bro**
Well, we lost two of them already...
**[02:04] Bro**
But we're one of them!
**[02:06] All**
Huh?!
**[02:08] Bro**
The girl holding me
is my little sister Himawari.
**[02:11] Bro**
I'm sure you can all see
how adorable she is,
**[02:13] Bro**
but she's also a little bit shy,
**[02:15] Bro**
so I'll be doing the talking.
**[02:22] Bro**
Huh? Hey, I won't take too much time.
**[02:26] Bro**
Don't you hate it when the principal
goes on long, rambling speeches?
**[02:29] Bro**
So I'll keep this short.
Your event is now over
**[02:33] Bro**
because Himawari and I are going to wipe
you and your criminal otaku gang out!
**[02:45] Otaku Hero**
Guys!
**[02:45] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
**[02:46] Blue (P)**
"Get everyone to shelter!"
**[02:52] Game Otaku**
Th-This is bad!
**[02:53] Military Otaku**
But our big event!
**[02:54] Train Otaku**
What's gonna happen to us?
**[02:57] Military Otaku**
Oh, crap!
**[02:58] Anarchy**
Don't mess with us!
**[03:03] Otaku Hero**
Everyone, this way! Hurry!
**[03:11] Bro**
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong, magical girls?
**[03:14] Bro**
You don't look very happy.
**[03:17] Pink**
Gobo bobo gobo.
**[03:18] Blue**
Yeah, I know.
**[03:20] Blue**
Can't let our guard down with these ones.
**[03:23] Kyotaro**
That guy is, like, super gross.
**[03:26] Blue**
Yeah, a nasty talking head.
**[03:28] Blue**
Shouldn't that be rated R-15?
**[03:30] Pink**
Gobogobobo.
**[03:31] Blue**
Huh? Oh, totally, totally.
***SIGN*** Moan
**[03:33] Blue**
My entire life is rated X!
**[03:35] Blue**
Would you shut up?
**[03:37] Bro**
When you mess with SSC, you die.
**[03:41] Bro**
What I mean is,
I'm gonna kill you right now!
**[03:44] Bro**
Yay!
**[03:48] Kyotaro**
I always get killed!
**[03:51] Pink**
Gobo!
**[03:53] Pink**
Gobo?
**[03:56] Bro**
If you hit Himawari, she'll get hurt!
**[04:00] Blue**
That's why I'm trying to hit her!
**[04:03] Bro**
I said watch out!
**[04:07] Bro**
You aren't allowed to touch Himawari, okay?
**[04:10] Bro**
You need to go through me first.
**[04:12] Blue**
I'm the type that likes
to eat the best part first.
**[04:16] Bro**
Huh?
**[04:17] Bro**
Himawari always saves the best for last,
so I guess you won't get along.
**[04:21] Bro**
All right, let's clean this mess up.
**[04:24] Bro**
Himawari, go ahead.
**[04:36] Kyotaro**
Dumbass!
**[04:44] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero, can Blue and Pink handle this?
**[04:48] Otaku Hero**
I'm not sure, but we've got
to believe in them.
**[04:54] Blue**
What is this guy's deal?
**[04:55] Pink**
Gobobo. Gobo bobo gobo.
**[04:58] Blue**
Which one do we take out?
**[04:59] Blue**
We've got to get both of them!
**[05:01] Blue**
But why is he only a severed head?
**[05:04] Bro**
I could tell you, but it's a long story.
**[05:07] Pink**
Gobo bobobo!
**[05:07] Blue (P)**
"Keep it short!"
**[05:10] Bro**
I died by Himawari's hand.
**[05:13] Blue**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[05:15] Bro**
Or maybe I should say,
I asked her to kill me.
**[05:18] Bro**
Because I really, really,
really love her so much!
**[05:22] Kyotaro**
Whoa, aren't you talking about ince—!
**[05:26] Bro**
I'd ask you to keep your
dirty fantasies to yourself.
**[05:28] Bro**
But it was always my dream.
To have Himawari kill me.
**[05:35] Bro**
Ever since Himawari was born,
my whole life revolved around her.
**[05:40] Bro**
I lived for Himawari,
and I would die for her.
**[05:44] Bro**
I felt like that was
the entire reason I was born!
**[05:47] Blue**
Wow, that's pretty heavy.
**[05:49] Blue**
But doesn't the little girl
have something to say about it?
**[05:51] Bro**
Himawari and I are bound by our love.
**[05:54] Bro**
We're connected telepathically,
so we feel the same way.
**[05:56] Blue**
I wasn't asking you.
**[05:58] Bro**
You don't need to ask her. I'm her brother.
**[06:01] Blue**
Which means you must've made her do it.
**[06:03] Pink**
Gobo bobo gobo.
**[06:05] Bro**
Yeah, I figured you wouldn't get it.
It has nothing to do with you anyway.
**[06:09] Bro**
But for me and Himawari, this is love.
**[06:12] Bro**
Aren't y'all gettin' enough love?
**[06:23] Blue**
Confusion (Alternative Mix)!
**[06:30] Blue**
Pink!
**[06:31] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo!
**[06:36] Pink**
Go-bo!
**[06:39] Bro**
I won't let you touch Himawari!
**[06:45] Blue**
Wow. You're such a caring, devoted brother.
**[06:48] Bro**
Yeah, of course I am!
Himawari made my dream come true!
**[06:53] Bro**
So that's why this time
I'm putting all my body and soul
**[06:56] Bro**
into making Himawari's dreams come true, too!
**[07:00] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
**[07:01] Blue (P)**
"You don't even have a body!"
**[07:02] Bro**
Yeah, guess you're right about that!
**[07:15] (Flashback) Slayer**
What's wrong, sweetie?
**[07:20] (Flashback) Slayer**
Oh, I see.
**[07:22] (Flashback) Slayer**
But you have nothing to worry about.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Slayer**
Just leave everything to Shobon-sama.
**[07:27] (Flashback) Shobon**
If you're willing to help us out,
I'll bring your brother back to life.
**[07:31] (Flashback) Slayer**
I'm sure he'll make your wish come true.
**[07:34] (Flashback) Slayer**
Don't you want to stay
with your brother forever?
**[07:37] (Flashback) Slayer**
Just trust Shobon-sama.
**[07:40] (Flashback) Slayer**
Okay?
**[07:55] (Flashback) Slayer**
Now be sure to do to what Shobon-sama says,
**[07:59] Slayer**
*or else your brother will have to go away.*
**[08:04] Bro**
Yeah, time to wrap things up.
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[08:15] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan, take care of everyone!
**[08:24] Bro**
Deeper, deeper, deeper!
**[08:27] Bro**
Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
**[08:31] Bro**
Deeper, deeper, deeper,
deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
**[08:38] Military Otaku**
Fire!
**[08:39] Military Otaku**
We've got to save Blue-chan and Pink-chan!
**[08:42] Bro**
Oh, shut up!
**[08:48] JSDF Otaku**
Retreat! Retreat!
**[08:49] Military Otaku**
Then, eat this!
***SIGN*** Otaku
Canned Oden
**[08:53] Bro**
Huh?
**[08:55] Bro**
Too bright!
**[09:00] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama!
**[09:04] Otaku Hero**
Are you two okay?
**[09:05] Pink**
Gobo bobobo?
**[09:06] Blue (P)**
"What does it look like?"
**[09:08] Pink**
Gobo!
**[09:09] Pink**
Gobo bobo! Gobo bobobo!
**[09:10] Otaku Hero**
Huh? What is it?
**[09:11] Blue**
She said, "give me the drugs."
**[09:14] Otaku Hero**
The drugs?
**[09:15] Pink**
Gobobo...
**[09:19] Kyotaro**
You sure the stuff's good?
**[09:22] Blue**
We're not.
**[09:24] Blue**
But it's now or never.
**[09:26] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[09:26] Blue (P)**
"We have to power up."
**[09:39] Kyotaro**
Pee-yew!
**[09:40] Blue**
Here we go.
**[09:41] Pink**
Gobo.
**[09:42] Kyotaro**
Barf.
**[09:47] Kyotaro**
Ehh...
**[09:57] Otaku Hero**
Girls! If it's bad, then spit it out!
**[10:01] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
**[10:24] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Hang in there!
**[10:29] Bro**
Ah, there you are.
**[10:31] Bro**
Don't run away like that!
**[10:34] Bro**
Those two in the back look pretty messed up.
**[10:37] Bro**
Well then, goodbye.
**[10:45] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan?
**[10:46] Blue**
Oh, stop!
**[10:47] Blue**
I'm sorry, sir, but you
aren't allowed to touch the girls.
**[10:51] Blue**
All right!
**[10:52] Pink**
Go-bo!
**[10:56] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan!
**[10:57] Pink**
Gobo gobo! Gobobobo!
**[10:58] Blue (P)**
"I'm feeling stronger than ever before!"
**[11:00] Blue**
Now it's our showtime!
**[11:03] Pink**
Gobo!
**[11:10] Otaku Hero**
Uh...
**[11:11] Otaku Hero**
I-Is this stuff really...
**[11:15] Otaku Hero**
okay?
**[11:18] Pink**
Gobo! Bobo. Gobo gobo!
**[11:20] Anarchy**
What are those gross things?
**[11:22] Anarchy**
From the colors, are they Blue and Pink?
**[11:25] Anarchy**
What the hell are they doing?
**[11:28] Blue**
Things are gonna be different now.
**[11:30] Pink**
Gobo, gobo!
**[11:31] Bro**
Yeah, looks like you got a little stronger,
but will that really help?
**[11:36] Blue**
Do your trash talking now,
while you still can!
**[11:40] Pink**
Gobo!
**[11:42] Bro**
Huh? What's that?
**[11:44] Blue**
Yeah, I'm saying...
**[11:46] Blue**
Would you shut up for one minute?
**[12:03] Pink & Blue**
Ooh!
**[12:06] Otaku Hero**
Amazing! This is the drug Chogo-shi made?
**[12:09] Kyotaro**
It can't be good for you.
**[12:11] Blue**
So once again, it's showtime!
**[12:13] Pink**
Gobo!
**[12:18] Bro**
Himawari, don't hold back!
**[12:20] Bro**
Huh? Eh? Ehh?
**[12:23] Bro**
Um, what?
**[12:26] Bro**
Himawari?
**[12:28] Bro**
Ah! Ow ow ow ow!
Ouch, that hurts! That hurts!
**[12:33] Bro**
Owie. That hurt your brother a little.
**[12:36] Bro**
Wh-What's wrong, Himawari?
**[12:39] Blue**
Chance!
**[12:41] Pink**
Gobobo!
**[12:42] Bro**
Himawari! Ah, ouch!
**[12:44] Bro**
Hey, I'm busy over here!
**[12:46] Bro**
Why are you feeling grumpy?
**[12:50] Bro**
Did your big brother do something wrong?
**[12:53] Bro**
Fine, just wait a minute.
**[12:55] Bro**
We can talk when it's all over. Okay?
**[12:57] Blue**
Is this really the time to be quarreling?
**[13:00] Bro**
Would you quit getting in my way?!
**[13:06] Bro**
Oh, very nice catch.
**[13:08] Blue**
Yeah, ball play is my thing.
**[13:10] Blue**
Just kidding, though!
**[13:11] Bro**
Heh.
**[13:13] Pink**
Gobo!
**[13:19] Bro**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[13:20] Blue**
What the hell is this tongue?
You're disgusting.
**[13:23] Bro**
You shouldn't throw around
the word "disgusting" so easily.
**[13:26] Bro**
Most folks would feel harmed by that!
**[13:28] Blue**
Oh, yeah? But some people
would get turned on!
**[13:35] Blue**
Confusion (Essential Mix)!
**[13:38] Bro**
Aah! That's disgusting!
**[13:40] Something**
Thank you very much, Master!
**[13:42] Bro**
Pee-yew! What the hell?!
**[13:44] Bro**
Hey, cut it out! Pew!
**[13:46] Bro**
You stinking stink of stink!
**[13:47] Blue**
Consider that my
**[13:48] Blue**
p-r-e-s-e-n-t.
**[13:54] Bro**
Damn it!
**[13:56] Kyotaro**
Nice one!
**[13:58] Anarchy**
Wait, Otaku Hero!
**[14:00] Anarchy**
Did something happen to Blue and Pink?
**[14:02] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[14:03] Otaku Hero**
They used the power-up drug from Chogo-shi.
**[14:06] Anarchy**
Huh?!
**[14:07] Kyotaro**
But you sure that's good?
Powering up all of a sudden.
**[14:11] Otaku Hero**
What do you mean?
**[14:12] Kyotaro**
Well, if you get that strong that quick,
you could have a bad reaction.
**[14:18] Otaku Hero**
Bad reaction?
**[14:24] Bro**
That was the worst present ever.
I don't appreciate it one bit!
**[14:28] Blue**
Well, that's just too bad.
I really put my love into it.
**[14:32] Bro**
Hate to be rude, but I get more than
enough love from Himawari.
**[14:36] Pink**
Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo bo!
**[14:38] Blue**
I hear you.
**[14:40] Blue**
We have to get the head,
or we'll run out of magic.
**[14:43] Blue**
But the head is so small...
**[14:46] Blue**
Oh, I know! Listen here.
**[14:48] Pink**
Gobo?
**[14:49] Bro**
A strategy meeting?
What's the point of that now?
**[14:53] Blue**
It's gonna be a surprise!
**[14:55] Bro**
You aren't supposed to tell me that!
**[14:57] Pink**
Gobo! Gobobobo, gobo!
**[15:01] Pink**
Gobo!
**[15:01] Blue (P)**
"Fire!"
**[15:03] Bro**
You think that's gonna beat me?
**[15:09] Bro**
Huh?
**[15:09] Blue**
Then, how about this?!
**[15:14] Pink**
Gobo!
**[15:14] Blue**
All right!
**[15:14] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
**[15:19] Bro**
The hell you think you're doing?
**[15:21] Bro**
Huh? What just happened?
**[15:23] Blue**
You're too small as a head,
**[15:25] Pink**
Gobobobo, gobo!
**[15:25] Blue (P)**
"So we gave you a body! Yeah!"
**[15:27] Bro**
Whaaat?! But I'm a guy!
**[15:31] Bro**
H-Himawari, your brother just got a body!
**[15:33] Bro**
But it's a girl's body!
**[15:35] Bro**
I'm not your brother
anymore. I'm your sister!
**[15:39] Bro**
But now I can move on my own like I used to!
**[15:43] Bro**
I suddenly feel so free!
**[15:46] Bro**
All right, here I go.
**[15:47] Bro**
Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, boiiing!
**[15:51] Blue**
What the hell? Now he's even worse!
**[15:53] Pink**
Gobobo, gobo-go!
**[15:55] Blue**
We won't know if the plan worked
or not until we're done!
**[15:58] Bro**
I wonder about that.
**[16:04] Bro**
I hate to do this
while you're all powered up,
**[16:06] Bro**
but it looks like you
powered me up, too! Bah!
**[16:12] Pink**
Gobo!
**[16:13] Bro**
Heh!
**[16:17] Pink**
Gobobo bobobo!
**[16:18] Blue**
I know! You don't have to keep yelling!
**[16:22] Bro**
What's wrong? Are we already done?
**[16:25] Blue**
There's no way we'd be that premature.
**[16:27] Pink**
Gobobo!
**[16:28] Bro**
Huh...
**[16:29] Bro**
But check out the shit I can do now!
**[16:33] Pink**
Gobo!
**[16:33] Blue**
Gross!
**[16:37] Kyotaro**
Aw, crud!
**[16:38] Kyotaro**
Blue and Pink used up too much magic!
**[16:43] Pink**
Gobo-bo...
**[16:47] Bro**
Hmm!
**[16:48] Bro**
Sure feels good to flex
your muscles once in a while!
**[16:51] Bro**
Well then, how about we wrap this up?
**[16:54] Bro**
It's already taken too long.
**[16:57] Anarchy**
Ohhryah!
**[16:58] Blue**
Get 'em!
**[17:04] Bro**
I don't care if you tag in,
**[17:06] Bro**
but you still realize you're
no match for me, right?
**[17:09] Anarchy**
I won't know that unless I try!
**[17:11] Bro**
The other girls said the same thi—
**[17:24] Bro**
Himawari?
**[17:30] Bro**
B-But why?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Himawari**
Today, because my brother
asked me to, I killed him.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Himawari**
I didn't wanna do it,
**[17:46] (Flashback) Himawari**
but I love my brother a bunch,
and he asked me to.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Himawari**
Then he came back.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Himawari**
Why had I gotten all sad about it?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Himawari**
Not fair. I don't think he was being fair.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Himawari**
I wanted him to kill me, too...
**[18:03] (Flashback) Himawari**
Not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
**[18:07] (Flashback) Himawari**
not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!
**[18:16] Bro**
I'm sorry, Himawari.
**[18:18] Bro**
I guess I had trouble
understanding a girl's feelings.
**[18:22] Himawari**
Brother!
**[18:38] Anarchy**
These are some sick siblings.
**[18:40] Slayer**
Are that brother and sister
trying to kill Anarchy?
**[18:44] Slayer**
I'm supposed to get to kill her!
**[18:47] Shobon**
Hmm. This wasn't part of the plan.
**[18:51] Shobon**
Was it just instinct?
**[18:52] Shobon**
Or did they somehow develop consciousness?
**[19:06] Anarchy**
How do we handle that thing?!
**[19:08] Kyotaro**
Just do whatever you...
nah, you're screwed.
**[19:12] Otaku Hero**
But at this point...!
**[19:13] Kyotaro**
A love so strong you
want to kill each other?
**[19:16] Kyotaro**
Love sure hur—
**[19:20] Otaku Hero**
Kyotaro!
**[19:21] Anarchy**
Forget about him!
**[19:28] Anarchy**
Since they merged,
they can only move together,
**[19:32] Anarchy**
so they should die together, too!
**[19:34] Slayer**
If you're that desperate to stay together,
**[19:37] Slayer**
then eff off and die.
**[19:47] Himawari**
Brother!
**[19:50] Bro**
Himawari.
**[20:05] Anarchy**
Isn't that...?
**[20:08] Slayer**
You guys always think you can run the show.
**[20:12] Slayer**
I've about had it with you.
**[20:15] Slayer**
Right now, right here,
I am going to kill you!
**[20:24] Slayer**
Hi, this is Slayer.
**[20:26] Shobon**
Slayer. C'mon home now.
**[20:29] Slayer**
But, Shobon-sama,
I was just about to do these—
**[20:33] Shobon**
No, you're coming home.
**[20:35] Shobon**
You know I don't like selfish girls.
**[20:37] Shobon**
*Your part comes tomorrow.*
**[20:39] Shobon**
* Why don't you just tell them*
* to prepare for death?*
**[20:43] Slayer**
All right.
**[20:46] Slayer**
I'll give you a single day.
**[20:49] Slayer**
When that day is up, I'll take you
magical girls, you otaku and whatever,
**[20:54] Slayer**
and slaughter, destroy,
and crush all of you!
**[20:58] Slayer**
So until then, shiver in fear
**[21:00] Slayer**
and make peace with whatever
imaginary gods you have!
**[21:22] Train Otaku**
I-It feels like she could've
killed us at any second.
**[21:26] Game Otaku**
And then making us wait for it...
**[21:30] Military Otaku**
If they always had this much power,
were they always toying with us?
**[21:35] Otaku Hero**
It's okay, guys!
**[21:37] Otaku Hero**
Even if that's their plan,
our job here hasn't changed!
**[21:40] Otaku Hero**
It just means it's time to settle things!
**[21:43] Otaku Hero**
What's wrong?
**[21:45] Otaku Hero**
Let's work together!
**[21:47] Otaku Hero**
Don't we always get up
and try again every time?
**[21:51] Otaku Hero**
Don't we? Guys?
**[23:25] Narrator**
Your heart beats with silence.
**[23:27] Narrator**
The rhythm dies down.
**[23:29] Narrator**
Destruction pierces through your body
like an unavoidable rain storm.
**[23:34] Narrator**
But even then,
**[23:35] Narrator**
you must face the darkness, shoot,
and run toward the light.
**[23:39] ---**
# E10 - SILENT BEFORE RAGE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4J2M2/silent-before-rage)
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**[01:39] Anarchy**
Where am I?
**[01:47] Anarchy**
Huh? Damn it!
**[01:54] Anarchy**
Who's there?
**[02:01] Anarchy**
What?
**[02:14] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[02:16] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[02:17] Otaku Hero**
Are you oka—?
**[02:19] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan...
**[02:22] Otaku Hero**
You must have had a scary dream.
**[02:24] Anarchy**
I don't know!
**[02:26] Otaku Hero**
It's okay. It's okay now.
**[02:39] Anime Otaku**
That magical girl, Slayer or whatever,
that's what she said.
**[02:43] Slayer**
I'll give you a single day.
**[02:46] Idol Otaku**
We don't have much time left. Just one day?
**[02:51] Train Otaku**
One day means,
**[02:53] Train Otaku**
since the battle yesterday
was around 11 at night,
***SIGN*** Train Schedules
**[02:56] Train Otaku**
twenty-four hours after that?
**[02:58] Anime Otaku**
Nobody cares about your dumb
train schedules, asshole.
**[03:01] Anime Otaku**
It's not like we're battling
the Yamanote line.
**[03:05] JSDF Otaku**
Either way, it means this is the end.
**[03:08] Idol Otaku**
I guess we're really gonna die.
**[03:11] Game Otaku**
You saw what happened yesterday. That thing.
**[03:15] Game Otaku**
From the start, they could have
killed us whenever they wanted.
**[03:20] Game Otaku**
They've playing with us like toys!
**[03:33] Otaku Hero**
What are you talking about?
**[03:35] Otaku Hero**
This crap about how we're going to
die, how this is the end...
**[03:40] Otaku Hero**
Oh, ouch!
**[03:45] Otaku Hero**
That's hot! It burns! Ouch!
**[03:48] Otaku Hero**
Ow! What! What!
**[03:55] Anime Otaku**
What the hell you doing?
**[03:57] Military Otaku**
Take it easy, Otaku Hero.
**[04:06] JSDF Otaku**
I know you're trying to cheer us up.
**[04:09] JSDF Otaku**
But still...
**[04:10] Game Otaku**
This is already an unbeatable game.
**[04:12] Otaku Hero**
It isn't unbeatable at all!
**[04:17] Otaku Hero**
We moved so many people's hearts
with our Wanku! event.
**[04:21] Otaku Hero**
That wasn't a lie. That's our power!
**[04:25] Military Otaku**
So you're saying we still
have some way to win?
**[04:29] Otaku Hero**
We do! We definitely do.
**[04:32] Otaku Hero**
Tomorrow, before the enemy attacks here,
we attack their headquarters.
**[04:36] Otaku Hero**
And then...
**[04:37] Otaku Hero**
we take out Shobon!
**[04:39] Game Otaku**
Take out Shobon?
**[04:41] Otaku Hero**
When this started,
**[04:42] Otaku Hero**
the moment that guy appeared,
the whole world lost its mind.
**[04:46] Otaku Hero**
It was like everyone was brainwashed.
**[04:49] Otaku Hero**
I've been wondering about that.
**[04:51] Otaku Hero**
Why were we the only ones
who didn't change at all?
**[04:56] Otaku Hero**
Could it be because...
**[04:57] JSDF Otaku**
Now that you mention it, you might be right!
**[04:59] Idol Otaku**
If the enemy's goal is
to eliminate all otaku,
**[05:01] Idol Otaku**
all they would have to do
is brainwash us, too.
**[05:05] Otaku Hero**
I bet they realized
that we can't be brainwashed.
**[05:08] Otaku Hero**
That's why they have no choice
but to attack us directly.
**[05:12] Nick**
So there's still hope, then.
**[05:16] Otaku Hero**
If there's a way to win, that's gotta be it.
**[05:18] Otaku Hero**
If Slayer is coming here,
their base will be undermanned.
**[05:22] Otaku Hero**
So right when they're attacking here—
**[05:24] Otaku Hero**
no, even before that,
**[05:26] Otaku Hero**
if we hit their headquarters directly
**[05:28] Otaku Hero**
and get rid of Shobon,
**[05:29] Otaku Hero**
there's a good chance it'll
undo all the brainwashing!
**[05:32] Military Otaku**
That's frickin' awesome, Otaku Hero!
**[05:35] Military Otaku**
I'm starting to feel like
we might have a chance!
**[05:38] Idol Otaku**
You're making me feel like you
are our real leader!
**[05:41] Otaku Hero**
I actually am your real leader, you know.
**[05:43] JSDF Otaku**
But what a blind spot!
**[05:46] JSDF Otaku**
And here we thought the enemy
always had the upper hand.
**[05:49] Anime Otaku**
I never realized we had special
anti-brainwashing powers!
**[05:53] Game Otaku**
It's like we got a new cheat skill!
**[06:00] Train Otaku**
But why didn't it affect
us in the first place?
**[06:04] Otaku Hero**
Because we always had our own things
that we really, truly like.
**[06:07] Military Otaku**
Things we really, truly like?
**[06:09] Otaku Hero**
It takes a lot of strength
to really know the things you enjoy!
**[06:14] Game Otaku**
You might have a point.
**[06:16] Anime Otaku**
I get the feeling that you're right!
**[06:18] Otaku Hero**
Our actions now will change the world.
**[06:21] Otaku Hero**
We're going to take things back
with our own otaku hands,
**[06:24] Otaku Hero**
and return to a world with no Shobon!
**[06:27] Otaku Hero**
A world where we can like what
we want as much as we want!
**[06:30] otaku**
Yeah!
**[06:33] Otaku Hero**
Say what...
**[06:34] otaku**
...ever!
**[06:35] Otaku Hero**
We want to...
**[06:36] otaku**
like!
**[06:36] Otaku Hero**
As much as...
**[06:37] otaku**
we like!
**[06:38] Otaku Hero**
Say what...
**[06:39] otaku**
ever!
**[06:40] Otaku Hero**
We want to...
**[06:40] otaku**
like!
**[06:41] Otaku Hero**
As much as...
**[06:45] otaku**
Cheers!
**[07:21] Train Otaku**
You know, to be honest,
**[07:23] Train Otaku**
I haven't even gone to that new
Railway Museum that just opened yet.
**[07:27] Train Otaku**
It kinda feels like it's both
too close and too far.
**[07:30] Train Otaku**
I think if I go, it'll
lose some of its magic.
**[07:33] Game Otaku**
Nah, you should just go.
**[07:35] Idol Otaku**
It's just a bunch of trains lined up.
**[07:37] Idol Otaku**
Even I've been there.
**[07:38] JSDF Otaku**
Well, that area is under enemy control.
**[07:42] JSDF Otaku**
For now, that does make it far away.
**[07:47] Train Otaku**
Fine, I made up my mind!
**[07:48] Train Otaku**
When this battle is over,
I'm going to the Railway Museum!
**[07:55] Game Otaku**
Flag! That's a huge flag!
**[07:57] Idol Otaku**
Death confirmed!
**[07:58] Train Otaku**
Aww! Darn it!
**[08:01] Anime Otaku**
Yeah, but I don't know.
**[08:03] Anime Otaku**
We're probably all gonna die this time.
**[08:07] Anime Otaku**
In a situation like this,
a flag might not be a flag at all.
**[08:11] Anime Otaku**
If I was the director...
**[08:12] Game Otaku**
You ain't the director, man!
**[08:15] Anime Otaku**
Well if I can say another flag-raising line,
**[08:17] Anime Otaku**
there might still be an ending
where we survive.
**[08:23] Game Otaku**
Okay. Fine, then.
**[08:25] Game Otaku**
When this battle is over,
I'm gonna buy an arcade PCB!
**[08:28] Idol Otaku**
I'm gonna produce an underground idol!
**[08:31] Train Otaku**
I'm gonna re-open
the Akiba Transportation Museum!
**[08:34] Maid**
I'm going to open my own maid cafe!
**[08:36] rando A**
I'll turn Akiba into a town
for electronics parts again!
**[08:38] rando B**
I'll open a plastic-model-themed cafe!
**[08:41] Anime Otaku**
I-I'm gonna...
**[08:43] Anime Otaku**
When this battle is over,
**[08:49] Anime Otaku**
I'm taking Yuririn on a date!
**[08:53] Military Otaku**
That isn't your call, man.
**[08:55] Military Otaku**
And Yuririn's right here, too.
**[09:03] Yuririn**
No chance!
**[09:05] Game Otaku**
He's dead!
**[09:06] Idol Otaku**
He died before he died!
**[09:13] Otaku Hero**
I won't be able to see
you girls for a while.
**[09:17] Otaku Hero**
But what's bothering me is,
**[09:19] Otaku Hero**
why did they just leave instead
of finishing us off?
**[09:22] Otaku Hero**
I'm worried they might
have something planned.
**[09:26] Otaku Hero**
Anyway, Slayer is coming for real this time.
**[09:28] Otaku Hero**
Please be carefu—
**[09:29] Anarchy**
You know what?
**[09:30] Anarchy**
You keep talking about
how much you're worried for us,
**[09:33] Anarchy**
but to be completely honest,
we're more worried about you.
**[09:37] Blue**
Yeah, you're taking
the words out of our mouths.
**[09:39] Pink**
Gobo gobo, gobo gobo...
**[09:40] Blue (P)**
"Even with all the troops,
you're still the leader."
**[09:44] Otaku Hero**
You might be right.
**[09:45] Anarchy**
But anyway,
**[09:46] Anarchy**
we'll be okay.
**[09:48] Anarchy**
Just focus on your objective, Otaku Hero.
**[09:54] Otaku Hero**
I hear you.
**[09:56] Blue**
A li'l motorboating to get you started?
**[09:58] Otaku Hero**
Eh, I'm fine, actually.
**[10:00] Pink**
Bogo bogo?
**[10:05] Otaku Hero**
I think I'm good there, too.
**[10:07] Otaku Hero**
We're planning to leave before dawn.
**[10:11] Otaku Hero**
Okay, girls, I'll see you later.
**[10:15] Anarchy**
You know, I honestly
**[10:17] Anarchy**
think I was born to fight this battle.
**[10:20] Anarchy**
So that's why, Otaku Hero,
**[10:22] Anarchy**
since you want to protect this place,
**[10:25] Anarchy**
we'll protect it for you.
**[10:28] Otaku Hero**
Yeah. I'm counting on you.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Let's go over the plan one more time.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
The magical girl team will stay in Akiba
to defend against Slayer.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Akiba will be mostly abandoned.
**[11:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Don't worry about collateral damage,
just fight with everything you got!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Anarchy**
That's what we were already planning to do!
**[11:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I'll take the Revolutionary Army
to SSC's main base
**[11:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
and attack the National Diet Building!
**[11:15] (Flashback) otaku**
Yes, sir!
**[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Nick will be monitoring us
and Anarchy's team
**[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
to provide back-up.
**[11:28] Nick**
You're in good hands!
**[11:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Our target is the head of SSC,
**[11:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Shobon himself!
**[11:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
If anyone gets in our way, take them out!
**[12:02] Nick**
*Got the weather satellite data.*
**[12:04] Nick**
* Clouds above the Nagatacho*
* area will be clearing*
**[12:06] Nick**
*in 180 seconds!*
**[12:11] Nick**
*Thirty seconds!*
**[12:15] Nick**
*Fifteen seconds!*
**[12:21] Nick**
*Nine...*
**[12:22] Nick**
*Eight...*
**[12:23] Nick**
*Seven...*
**[12:24] Nick**
*Six...*
**[12:25] Nick**
*Five...*
**[12:26] Nick**
*Four...*
**[12:27] Nick**
*Three...*
**[12:28] Nick**
*Two...*
**[12:29] Nick**
*One...*
**[12:30] Nick**
*Zero!*
**[12:30] Otaku Hero**
Revolutionary Otaku Army, attack!
**[12:33] otaku**
Yeah!
**[12:41] Cofficer**
Here they come!
**[12:42] Cofficer**
Hold them off!
**[13:04] Nick**
Well, look who's here.
**[13:05] Anarchy**
Hey, aren't you a little
earlier than scheduled?
**[13:09] Slayer**
Weren't you the ones planning an ambush?
**[13:14] Blue**
Oh, I see you brought some friends along.
**[13:18] Pink**
Gobo gobo?
**[13:18] Blue (P)**
"Too scared to come alone?"
**[13:21] Slayer**
Shobon-sama ordered me to bring these two.
**[13:28] Slayer**
But I could squash you
all by myself if I wanted!
**[14:15] Pink**
Gobo gobobo!
**[14:21] Pink**
Go... gobo? Gobo!
**[14:28] Nick**
Hold on. Akiba's gonna be flattened!
**[14:32] Military Otaku**
*We're at the Diet building!*
**[14:44] Military Otaku**
We've broken through.
**[14:45] Military Otaku**
Now heading inside the Diet build—
**[14:54] JSDF Otaku**
Don't stop!
**[14:57] Yuririn**
Get wrecked!
**[15:00] Idol Otaku**
Go ahead, Otaku Hero!
**[15:02] Idol Otaku**
We've got this area cov—
**[15:15] Train Otaku**
We've made it!
**[15:16] Game Otaku**
What are you doing?
**[15:17] Game Otaku**
Hurry and open it up!
**[15:17] Game Otaku**
*Hurry and open it up!*
**[15:19] Nick**
This security... These guys aren't amateurs.
**[15:22] Nick**
But I ain't new here, either.
**[15:27] Nick**
*Door is open!*
**[15:39] Train Otaku**
Hey! Is this the right way?
**[15:42] Nick**
*No question!*
**[15:43] Nick**
*That's the fastest way to the core!*
**[15:44] Game Otaku**
That must mean...
**[15:49] Otaku Hero**
Wah! Ah!
**[15:50] Otaku Hero**
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ouch! Uh.
**[15:57] Blue**
What the heck?
**[15:59] Blue**
Even with three of ya, you can't keep up.
**[16:14] Pink**
Gobo bobo bobo bobo, gobo bobo bobo bobo...
***SIGN*** GAME
**[16:17] Pink**
Gobo bobo!
**[16:18] Pink**
Go?
**[16:26] Pink**
Go... go!
**[16:29] Pink**
*Gobo?*
**[16:44] Blue**
Huh? What... was that?
**[16:51] Pink**
Gobo, bo!
**[17:02] Pink**
Go-Gobo?
**[17:10] Anarchy**
Blue? Pink?
**[17:12] Slayer**
Yeah, where'd they go? At a time like this!
**[17:15] Slayer**
You think you have time
to be looking around?
**[17:19] Slayer**
Keep your eyes on me, you little shit!
**[17:26] Slayer**
What the hell?
**[17:28] Slayer**
I do all of this for Shobon-sama,
trying to please him,
**[17:34] Slayer**
but the more I do...
**[17:37] Slayer**
Why does this piss me off so much?!
**[17:52] Slayer**
Is that what this is?
**[17:54] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[17:55] Slayer**
When I'm fighting with you,
it almost feels like I'm fighting myself.
**[18:01] Slayer**
Maybe that's why it always
makes me feel this way.
**[18:09] Game Otaku**
We're in bullet hell right now!
**[18:11] Nick**
*That's the only way into the core!*
**[18:13] Nick**
*Do what you have to to get through!*
**[18:15] Train Otaku**
Easy for you to say!
**[18:16] Old Otaku A**
Fire!
**[18:22] Game Otaku**
What was that?
**[18:23] Train Otaku**
What just happened?
**[18:26] Otaku Hero**
It's you guys!
**[18:28] Old Leader**
What a filthy room.
**[18:30] Old Leader**
Just like my pad when I was a kid.
**[18:33] Nick**
Whoa, wh-what do you think you're—?
**[18:36] Old Leader**
*Can you hear me, brothers?*
**[18:38] Old Leader**
*Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!*
**[18:40] Old Leader**
*We've joined the Revolutionary Army!*
**[18:43] Old Leader**
*Assist Otaku Hero!*
**[19:03] Nick**
*Yeah, like that, Otaku Hero!*
**[19:05] Nick**
*Shobon's location is straight ahead!*
**[19:07] Old Otaku B**
Of course you won't let us go easily, I say!
**[19:11] Train Otaku**
Quit dragging your feet, Otaku Hero!
**[19:13] Game Otaku**
Victory is just ahead!
**[19:20] Nick**
Opening it now.
**[19:21] Otaku Hero**
Do it!
**[19:23] Pro Wrestling Otaku**
Go for it!
**[19:25] everyone**
Otaku Hero!
**[19:33] Anime Otaku**
Man, this is a dramatic climax!
**[19:36] JSDF Otaku**
The tide is turning in our fav—
**[19:49] Blue**
How could... All of a sudden?
**[19:52] Pink**
Gobo...
**[20:01] Slayer**
I'm calling the win.
**[20:32] Otaku Hero**
Wh-What is this?
**[20:34] Nick**
*What happened? Was Shobon there?*
**[20:36] Nick**
*Hey, Otaku Hero!*
***SIGN*** otaku hiding
***SIGN*** Explosion
***SIGN*** Smoke clears
and
***SIGN*** silhouettes of
Four Heavenly
Kings on top
of building
***SIGN*** Opens box and
***SIGN*** Anarchy looks exhausted
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero surprised
***SIGN*** Stands in front of
Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero panics and
covers his eyes
***SIGN*** Magical girls unbothered
**[20:46] Otaku Hero**
A diary?
***SIGN*** Otaku salute
Otaku Hero
and the
others' victory
***SIGN*** We've
retaken
Akihabara!
***SIGN*** Anarchy and
Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Flag fluttering
on top of building
***SIGN*** The otaku win
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero thumbs up
***SIGN*** Anarchy winks
**[20:49] Otaku Hero**
No.
**[20:50] Otaku Hero**
A record of what's happened so far?
**[20:54] Otaku Hero**
Huh? What does this mean?
***SIGN*** Chogo-shi typing
notes on tape
***SIGN*** Cardboard box
by showcase has
***SIGN*** figurines thrown away with
empty cup noodle containers
**[21:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
If something happens, use these.
**[21:07] (Flashback) Pink**
Gobo gobobo!
**[21:08] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Yeah, we'll take them.
**[21:10] (Flashback) Anarchy**
But it should be an easy win without them!
***SIGN*** All otaku around yelling, continues
***SIGN*** All hands, attack!
***SIGN*** otaku attack
**[21:25] Anime Otaku**
We *are* gonna die after all!
**[21:29] Yuririn**
Did you already forget what you said before?
**[21:31] Anime Otaku**
Huh?
**[21:32] Yuririn**
Aren't you taking me on a date
when the battle's over?
**[21:36] Anime Otaku**
Yu-Yuririn!
**[21:44] Anime Otaku**
Yuririn!
***SIGN*** Anime Otaku
screams
***SIGN*** He gets up slowly,
in a daze, but
***SIGN*** Gets shot
**[21:53] Train Otaku**
In a moment,
**[21:54] Train Otaku**
the limited express train
"Fellow Traveler" will be departing,
**[21:57] Train Otaku**
bound for hell.
**[21:59] Train Otaku**
Please board the train in a timely—
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Drinks
**[22:13] Anarchy**
What the hell is this?
**[22:15] Anarchy**
He could have, at least,
made it a tastier-looking color.
**[22:19] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Otaku Hero,
**[22:21] (Flashback) Anarchy**
since you want to protect this place,
**[22:23] (Flashback) Anarchy**
we'll protect it for you.
**[22:25] Anarchy**
If that's how I can see you smile again...
**[22:31] Otaku Hero**
You can't!
**[22:32] Nick**
*Answer me! Otaku Hero! What happened?*
**[22:36] Nick**
*Hey, Otaku Hero! Otaku Hero!*
**[22:40] Otaku Hero**
You can't... take those!
***SIGN*** Rampaging magical girls
They start to change shape
**[22:44] Otaku Hero**
You can't!
**[23:25] Narrator**
Wow, this is so fun. Just dandy!
**[23:27] Narrator**
But I'm seriously getting
tired of this shit.
**[23:29] Narrator**
Ugh, I'm so bored.
**[23:31] Narrator**
The middle part was okay, but I can't
take much more of this crap.
**[23:35] Narrator**
Oh. Wait. What? Huge plot twist.
# E11 - MAGICAL DESTROYERS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGN52/magical-destroyers)
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**[00:10] (Flashback) Saito**
Just watch this!
**[00:10] (Flashback) Saito**
Watch, watch, watch!
**[00:12] (Flashback) Saito**
I'm making it happen.
**[00:14] (Flashback) Saito**
Oh shit, this is awesome!
**[00:16] (Flashback) Saito**
Who could ever top this?
**[00:19] (Flashback) Saito**
Do you get it, fools?
**[00:22] (Flashback) Saito**
Oh, my bad.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Saito**
Guys your level would
never be able to understand
**[00:26] (Flashback) Saito**
this sublime creation of mine.
***SIGN*** New Tweet
***SIGN*** What's with this shit game? lol
**[00:33] (Flashback) Saito**
Yeah, I thought so.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Saito**
You need more brains
than a worm to appreciate this.
***SIGN*** Saito Is a War Criminal
**[00:40] (Flashback) Saito**
Keep talking, asshole.
**[00:43] (Flashback) Saito**
The idiots are trying to say something.
***SIGN*** 22 Channel Discussion Board
***SIGN*** These days you don't see games this shitty
***SIGN*** Characters, story, system all suck
***SIGN*** Characters, story, system all suck
***SIGN*** Size doesn't match the price. Really wish I hadn't bought it.
***SIGN*** How can someone take money for this?
***SIGN*** Characters, story, system all suck
**[00:46] Saito**
What sucks is your head.
***SIGN*** Makes me cry for other reasons.
**[00:49] Saito**
Hey now, you're turning red.
***SIGN*** Subject: About that shit game that just came out
Has anybody finished this yet?
I'm only 2 hours in and to be honest
I threw my controller at the screen
For starters, the tutorial is shit
The action is repetitive and boring
I lost interest before the main...
The story goes nowhere
**[00:52] (Flashback) Saito**
Thanks for outing yourself.
***SIGN*** Review
After countless delays, this game was finally released.
To put it simply, my reaction is...
Full price? For this?
**[00:54] Saito**
Nice job living a worthless life.
***SIGN*** A mess. Garbage for brains.
***SIGN*** Anonymous
***SIGN*** Not kidding. Went straight into the garbage.
**[00:57] (Flashback) Saito**
Nice self-own.
**[01:01] (Flashback) Saito**
No, you hang yourself.
***SIGN*** k-s, Saito
**[01:05] (Flashback) Saito**
You'll be happier that way!
**[01:08] (Flashback) Saito**
I'm the creator here.
**[01:10] (Flashback) Saito**
These little shits got nothing.
**[01:24] (Flashback) Saito**
Hey, stay away! That's my masterpiece!
**[01:27] (Flashback) Origin**
It looks interesting.
**[01:30] (Flashback) Saito**
Interesting?
**[01:33] (Flashback) Saito**
Y-Yeah, it is.
**[01:35] (Flashback) Saito**
My game is the best ever.
**[01:39] (Flashback) Origin**
But you could still make it better.
**[01:53] (Flashback) Origin**
I want you to use these to build a world.
**[01:57] (Flashback) Origin**
Do it for me.
**[01:58] (Flashback) Saito**
Build... a world?
**[02:02] (Flashback) Origin**
I'm bored.
**[02:14] (Flashback) Saito**
Fine, I will.
**[02:18] (Flashback) Saito**
The game was just a way to kill time.
**[02:21] (Flashback) Saito**
But if you, a god, are trying to kill time,
**[02:26] (Flashback) Saito**
I'll present you with my top-quality work.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Saito**
Do you have a name?
**[02:38] (Flashback) Origin**
Origin.
**[02:40] (Flashback) Shobon**
Origin.
**[02:41] (Flashback) Shobon**
Fine, then. I'll build one for you.
**[02:45] (Flashback) Shobon**
A world where I can take those
fools who've been mouthing off,
**[02:49] (Flashback) Shobon**
and do whatever I like with them.
**[04:33] Pink**
Gobo.
**[04:34] Blue**
What the—?
**[04:35] Blue**
What, what, what the hell are you?
**[04:37] Pink**
Gobo bobo?
**[04:39] Blue**
What's with your face?
**[04:41] Pink**
Gobo go... gobo?
**[04:44] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo!
**[04:46] Blue**
Sheesh.
**[04:47] Blue**
What's wrong with me?
You're not that tough.
**[04:51] Blue**
I guess ya don't plan on living long.
**[04:56] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo bo!
**[05:07] Slayer**
Yes, wonderful! I can feel you.
**[05:10] Slayer**
Your will, your impulse. Your resolve!
**[05:14] Anarchy**
You seem to think you're
in good hands, Slayer,
**[05:16] Anarchy**
but I'm about to make you go "pop"!
**[05:19] Slayer**
What harsh words.
**[05:21] Slayer**
Aren't magical girls supposed
to behave differently?
**[05:26] Slayer**
Something like this.
**[05:32] Slayer**
Die, Anarchy!
**[05:37] Pink**
Gobo!
**[05:42] Nick**
Hey! No, no, no!
**[05:43] Old Leader**
What?
**[05:44] Old Leader**
What the hell's going on?!
**[05:46] Nick**
How would I know?!
This is totally different from before!
**[06:06] Gas Mask Otaku**
Hey, what's going on in there?
**[06:08] Old Otaku A**
Did Otaku Hero find Shobon yet?
**[06:10] Otaku A**
I don't know! I haven't heard from anyone!
**[06:14] Otaku A**
Damn it, Otaku Hero!
**[06:16] Otaku A**
What are you doing?
**[06:21] Nick**
*Otaku Hero!*
**[06:22] Otaku Hero**
Nick!
**[06:23] Nick**
We're screwed!
**[06:24] Nick**
Akiba is getting blown to bits!
**[06:26] Otaku Hero**
*Anarchy-chan and the others?*
**[06:27] Nick**
They're still fighting.
**[06:29] Nick**
But two more Slayer types showed up!
**[06:31] Otaku Hero**
Is it Orange and Green?
**[06:32] Nick**
*How did you know?!*
**[06:34] Otaku Hero**
Damn it!
**[06:35] Otaku Hero**
Heading to Akiba now!
**[06:37] Otaku Hero**
I can't let this follow the script!
**[06:39] Nick**
*Script?*
**[06:40] Otaku Hero**
He had us in the palm
of his hand the whole time!
***SIGN*** (Otaku) What the hell's going on?!
(Otaku) Hey, what's going on in there?
Waaah!
***SIGN*** Sends the magical incarnation
Pink attacks
Blue's magical incarnation attacks
They fight
Blue attacks
**[06:52] Pink**
Go. Bo. Gobo!
**[06:54] Pink**
Gobo bo!
**[06:57] Green**
Gobo...
**[07:01] Blue**
Rage Against the Magic!
**[07:09] Green**
Gobo-bo!
**[07:10] Pink**
Gobo!
**[07:12] Pink**
Gobo.
**[07:12] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo-bobo!
**[07:15] Green**
Gobo!
**[07:20] Pink**
Gobo?
**[07:25] Blue**
It's all over now!
**[07:30] Pink**
Gobo?
**[07:32] Pink**
Gobo bobo bobo?!
**[07:34] Blue**
The hell?
**[07:35] Blue**
Is it self-destructing?
**[07:41] Blue**
Huh?
**[07:45] Pink**
Gobo?
**[07:56] Pink**
Gobo.
**[08:00] Shobon**
Yeah, yeah! Like that!
**[08:04] Shobon**
Don't hold back!
**[08:06] Shobon**
This is where things get interesting!
**[08:08] Otaku Hero**
No! Don't open the door!
**[08:10] Otaku Hero**
You absolutely can't open that door!
**[08:15] Pink**
Go—?
**[08:17] Blue**
What the hell is this?
**[08:18] Pink**
Gobo-bo?
**[08:22] Blue**
What is that?
**[08:35] Blue**
Disgusting! So disgusting!
**[08:39] Blue**
Don't know what you are,
but I won't let you!
**[08:50] Pink**
Gobo!
**[09:10] Pink**
Gobo...
**[09:16] Green**
Gobo!
**[09:20] Otaku B**
What was that? Say it again!
**[09:22] Nick**
*Otaku Hero is on his way to Akiba.*
**[09:25] Nick**
*Tell the troops to retreat!*
**[09:26] Otaku C**
No frickin' way!
**[09:27] Otaku C**
You think we can stop now?
**[09:28] Guts Takako**
We haven't even found Shobon yet!
**[09:30] Gas Mask Otaku A**
He must be hiding somewhere!
**[09:32] Nick**
*Yeah, obviously!*
**[09:33] Old Otaku A**
This is our last chance
to un-brainwash Japan!
**[09:36] Otaku D**
If we retreat now, it's all over!
**[09:38] Nick**
* But right now we're just*
* playing into their hands!*
**[09:41] Otaku A**
Too many have died.
**[09:44] Otaku A**
Let us fight until we're satisfied!
**[09:49] Nick**
*Fine.*
**[10:12] Slayer**
Lovely. Yes, more!
**[10:15] Slayer**
Keep coming at me, Anarchy!
**[10:17] Slayer**
Keep fighting for me!
**[10:19] Anarchy**
Fighting for you?
**[10:21] Anarchy**
How dare you think—!
**[10:22] Slayer**
Yes, because I was born
to fight this battle on this day!
**[10:28] (Flashback) Anarchy**
You know, I honestly
**[10:30] (Flashback) Anarchy**
think I was born to fight this battle.
**[10:33] Anarchy**
What did you say?
**[10:35] Slayer**
Are you any different?
**[10:37] Anarchy**
But I'm—
**[10:38] Slayer**
"So totally pissed off, I can't handle it"?
**[10:40] Anarchy**
Th-That's right.
**[10:42] Slayer**
"I'm gonna burn her
until there are no ashes left"?
**[10:45] Anarchy**
That's right! I'm totally taking you down!
**[10:48] Slayer**
For what reason?
**[10:49] Anarchy**
So I can continue to like
the things I want to like!
**[10:52] Slayer**
But I'm going to be the last one standing.
**[10:54] Anarchy**
No, I am!
**[10:56] Slayer**
We really are alike, aren't we—
**[10:59] Anarchy**
Would you shut your mouth for once?!
**[11:00] Anarchy**
We're nothing alike!
**[11:01] Anarchy**
You're just a puppet
for that boob-tube creep!
**[11:05] Anarchy**
Don't compare me to you!
**[11:06] Slayer**
Yes, that is right.
**[11:09] Slayer**
That is how it should've been.
**[11:11] Anarchy**
What?
**[11:12] Slayer**
Working for Shobon:
**[11:14] Slayer**
that is my entire purpose.
**[11:16] Slayer**
Or, it was.
**[11:19] Slayer**
But this is different. Right now,
**[11:22] Slayer**
I live for this moment!
**[11:23] Anarchy**
For this moment?
**[11:28] Slayer**
It's only when I'm fighting you,
**[11:40] Slayer**
stabbing you, hitting you, beating you down!
**[11:44] Slayer**
Right this moment, when I kill you,
**[11:52] Slayer**
is when I feel alive!
**[11:54] Anarchy**
Feel... alive?
**[11:56] Slayer**
Yes, I understand it now.
**[11:59] Slayer**
What you like, as much
as you like, wasn't it?
**[12:03] Slayer**
I like something now, too.
**[12:05] Slayer**
I like the me that doesn't exist merely
to love and obey Shobon-sama!
**[12:10] Slayer**
I like myself, living here and now!
**[12:15] Anarchy**
How can you be so damn lively?
**[12:18] Anarchy**
How can you smile about this?
**[12:20] Anarchy**
You disgusting bitch!
**[12:24] Anarchy**
You assholes have destroyed so
many things that people like.
**[12:30] Anarchy**
Do you have any clue?
**[12:31] Anarchy**
After that, you think I'm going to
let you have what you want?
**[12:36] Slayer**
Come on, come on. Come on, Anarchy!
**[12:38] Slayer**
Let's kill each other off
like two good magical girls!
**[12:46] Shobon**
Magical girls?
**[12:48] Shobon**
Do you seriously think you're that special?
**[12:52] Shobon**
You're only here to paint
this world one color.
**[12:57] Shobon**
You're nothing but tools!
**[13:00] Shobon**
You're only a checkpoint
on the way to the next stage.
**[13:03] Shobon**
A primary endpoint!
***SIGN*** Slayer attacks
Anarchy and Slayer collide
get swallowed in light
**[13:07] Shobon**
You're here to eliminate the poison
of otakuism and purify the world.
**[13:13] Shobon**
You'll become the antidote!
**[13:31] Blue**
What... is this?
**[13:36] Pink**
Gobo?
**[13:40] Pink**
Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
**[13:42] Shobon**
We can't let the antidote
get contaminated now, can we?
**[13:45] Shobon**
So now you will purify yourselves!
**[13:52] Pink**
Gobo!
**[13:57] Blue**
Why? I can't stop. I can't stop!
**[14:02] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[14:06] Blue**
You can't do this. Stop. You have to stop!
**[14:10] Blue**
These are important to me.
These are the things I like!
**[14:13] Pink**
Gobo!
**[14:14] Blue**
Don't steal that from me!
**[14:16] Blue**
Don't make it all a lie!
**[14:18] Pink**
Gobo!
**[14:23] Blue**
Please stop. These are dear to me!
**[14:26] Blue**
For heaven's sake!
**[14:30] Blue**
I get it.
**[14:32] Blue**
Liking things...
**[14:33] Blue**
being happy...
**[14:35] Blue**
Those were my reasons for living.
**[14:38] Pink**
Gobo!
**[14:40] Blue**
To say what I like, as much as I like!
**[14:58] Anarchy**
You steal everything from otaku,
**[15:01] Anarchy**
and your only response to that is self-love?
**[15:04] Anarchy**
Don't make me laugh!
**[15:06] Anarchy**
Otaku will die without the things they like.
**[15:08] Anarchy**
You crush those things,
and that makes you feel alive?
**[15:13] Anarchy**
Don't make me laugh!
**[15:14] Slayer**
The look on your face! It's lovely, Anarchy!
**[15:17] Slayer**
You are just like me.
I can tell that right now,
**[15:20] Slayer**
you feel alive!
**[15:23] Anarchy**
Shut up!
**[15:24] Anarchy**
I'm nothing like you!
**[15:26] Anarchy**
I have things that I would never give up!
**[15:29] Anarchy**
The past that he protected for us!
The future he's trying to find!
**[15:34] Anarchy**
Who cares about "now"?
**[15:36] Anarchy**
If that's so important to you,
I'll end you. Right now!
**[15:41] Anarchy**
And then...
**[15:42] Slayer**
And then? And then?!
**[15:45] Anarchy**
And then I'll continue
into the future with him.
**[15:48] Anarchy**
And then I'll tell him
**[15:51] Anarchy**
as much as I want
**[15:53] Anarchy**
that I like him!
**[15:55] Anarchy**
That I love him!
**[15:57] Anarchy**
I'll tell him!
**[16:00] Shobon**
Now *that* is a flag.
**[16:14] Nick**
Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
**[16:16] Nick**
Let's split, old guy!
**[16:23] Otaku Hero**
Nick! Nick! Damn it!
**[16:27] Otaku Hero**
*Please make it in time!*
**[16:28] Otaku Hero**
* Please make it in time!*
* Please make it in time!*
**[16:30] Otaku Hero**
*I'll rewrite the script myself!*
**[16:32] Otaku Hero**
*So don't go!*
**[16:34] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Anarchy-chan!
**[16:45] Shobon**
It seems the drugs are finally kicking in.
**[16:48] Shobon**
That's amniotic fluid.
It's where you were born.
**[16:52] Shobon**
Doesn't it have a familiar odor?
**[17:00] Pink**
Gobo!
**[17:02] Pink**
Gobo!
**[17:04] Pink**
Gobo!
**[17:51] Shobon**
Go back and join Anarchy, Slayer.
**[18:16] Slayer**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Anarchy...
Slayer takes a powerful hit
punch
kick
**[18:18] Slayer**
I was born to fight this battle...
***SIGN*** stick
swinging
Ana
(climax)
**[18:23] Slayer**
to lose this battle.
**[18:25] Slayer**
But I still—!
**[18:30] Shobon**
What a stubborn girl.
**[18:35] Shobon**
Your role in this is has now ended.
***SIGN*** when Slayer runs
out of energy
Anarchy's
***SIGN*** when Slayer runs out of energy
**[18:48] Slayer**
Ow.
**[19:01] Slayer**
My role is over?
**[19:04] Slayer**
No, it's about to begin.
**[19:08] Slayer**
Because right now I feel
more alive than ever!
**[19:32] Shobon**
It's all going according to script.
**[19:36] Shobon**
I tried to create the ultimate game.
**[19:40] Shobon**
One that copies nothing,
that nobody can copy.
**[19:43] Shobon**
I embody that originality.
**[19:46] Shobon**
I am the true creator!
**[19:50] Shobon**
But with the creator of this
world standing before you,
**[19:54] Shobon**
I say it is all fiction.
**[19:56] Shobon**
You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
**[20:00] Shobon**
living and dying
in the roles you were given.
**[20:03] Shobon**
But I alone am different!
**[20:06] Shobon**
I was chosen to be
the designer of a new world!
**[20:10] Shobon**
And to be your playable character.
**[20:16] Shobon**
How does my script look now?
**[20:18] Shobon**
Are you enjoying it,
**[20:21] Shobon**
Origin?
**[20:23] Shobon**
Well, will it appear soon?
**[20:26] Shobon**
The final flag.
**[20:47] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[21:31] Shobon**
Congratulations.
**[21:33] Shobon**
You have now been born
**[21:38] Shobon**
as magical girls.
**[21:47] Shobon**
Magical Destroyers.
**[23:25] narrator**
Can you hear us?
**[23:26] narrator**
Are our voices reaching you?
**[23:30] narrator**
We are gone, and you left us behind.
**[23:33] narrator**
Where are you now,
**[23:35] narrator**
with all that sin,
punishment, and atonement?
# E12 - What You Like, as Much as You Like
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZMJQ/what-you-like-as-much-as-you-like)
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**[00:05] (Flashback) Shobon**
It's all going according to script.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Shobon**
I tried to create the ultimate game.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Shobon**
One that copies nothing,
that nobody can copy.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Shobon**
I embody that originality.
**[00:19] (Flashback) Shobon**
I am the true creator!
**[00:23] (Flashback) Shobon**
But with the creator of this
world standing before you,
**[00:27] (Flashback) Shobon**
I say it is all fiction.
**[00:29] (Flashback) Shobon**
You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
**[00:33] (Flashback) Shobon**
living and dying
in the roles you were given.
**[00:36] (Flashback) Shobon**
But I alone am different!
**[00:39] (Flashback) Shobon**
I was chosen to be
the designer of a new world!
**[00:44] (Flashback) Shobon**
And to be your playable character.
**[00:49] (Flashback) Shobon**
How does my script look now?
**[00:51] (Flashback) Shobon**
Are you enjoying it,
**[00:54] (Flashback) Shobon**
Origin?
**[00:56] (Flashback) Shobon**
Well, will it appear soon?
**[01:00] (Flashback) Shobon**
The final flag.
**[01:47] (Flashback) Shobon**
Magical Destroyers.
***SIGN*** What You Like, as Much as You Like
**[02:02] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan! Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
**[02:05] Otaku Hero**
It's me! It's Otaku Hero!
**[02:07] Otaku Hero**
Don't you recognize me?
**[02:10] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[02:30] Otaku Hero**
Shobon!
**[02:36] otaku**
Yeah!
**[02:36] otaku**
We did it!
**[02:36] otaku**
All right!
**[02:51] Military Otaku**
Yes!
**[02:52] Military Otaku**
The enemy has totally
lost their will to fight!
**[02:54] Anime Otaku**
Awesome!
**[02:55] Anime Otaku**
We actually did it!
**[02:57] Yuririn**
The otaku have won!
**[03:00] Anime Otaku**
Yeah! Oh, that's right.
**[03:01] Anime Otaku**
We were gonna...
**[03:02] Train Otaku**
Raise the flag!
**[03:03] Train Otaku**
Plant it up there and
we'll celebrate our victory!
**[03:07] Game Otaku**
All right!
**[03:08] Game Otaku**
Wait, hold on! Otaku Hero still has it!
**[03:11] Idol Otaku**
Yeah, he's got to be the one to end this.
**[03:15] JSDF Otaku**
What is Otaku Hero's position?
**[03:16] Old B**
I heard he was heading to Akiba, I say.
**[03:19] Anime Otaku**
Akiba?
**[03:20] Train Otaku**
Geez, what bad timing!
**[03:22] Nick**
*Guys! Guys!*
**[03:24] Nick**
Guys! Can you hear me?
**[03:25] Nick**
Nick and Old Leader here.
**[03:28] Nick**
We're both—
**[03:28] Military Otaku**
* HQ, our troops have successfully*
* taken control of the enemy base!*
**[03:32] Old Leader**
Whoa!
**[03:33] Nick**
Seriously?
**[03:34] Military Otaku**
Yeah!
**[03:35] Military Otaku**
It's going viral across the country!
**[03:37] Nick**
*Nice job, guys!*
**[03:39] Nick**
*But we've still got a problem!*
**[03:42] Nick**
* This time you really gotta withdraw*
* and come back to Akiba!*
**[03:45] otaku**
What?
**[03:45] Yuririn**
Huh? Why?
**[03:46] Military Otaku**
*Why though?*
**[03:48] Nick**
Anarchy-chan and the girls have gone crazy,
**[03:52] Nick**
and Shobon is in Akiba!
**[03:56] Shobon**
Hey. It's been a while.
**[03:59] Otaku Hero**
Screw you!
**[04:00] Shobon**
A while back, I said something to you.
**[04:03] Shobon**
"The next time we meet, who will achieve
the world they envisioned?" Right?
**[04:09] Otaku Hero**
What have you done
to Anarchy-chan and the girls?!
**[04:12] Shobon**
Oh, but you already know the answer to that.
**[04:18] Shobon**
You won't admit it.
**[04:19] Shobon**
You think it's fake, made up, phony.
**[04:22] Shobon**
Some kind of trap.
Is that what you want to believe?
***SIGN*** Anarchy Roars
***SIGN*** Transforms into Destroyer
***SIGN*** Blue also transforms into Destroyer
Blue wields a scythe
with a mean look in her eyes
***SIGN*** Pink transforms into Destroyer,
waves her cloak, and poses
**[04:25] Shobon**
But it's pointless.
**[04:27] Shobon**
And you already realize that it's pointless.
***SIGN*** The magical girls
transform into Destroyers
and betray him
**[04:32] Otaku Hero**
Shut up!
**[04:33] Shobon**
I had you all in the palm of my hand.
**[04:36] Shobon**
Of course, with one exception.
**[04:38] Otaku Hero**
Kyotaro?
**[04:41] Shobon**
Are you getting it now?
**[04:42] Shobon**
You sure are a sharp one.
**[04:44] Otaku Hero**
There was nothing written
about Kyotaro in the notebook!
***SIGN*** silhouettes of
Four Heavenly
Kings on top
of building
***SIGN*** otaku hiding
***SIGN*** Explosion
***SIGN*** Smoke clears
and
***SIGN*** Chogo-shi typing
notes on tape
***SIGN*** Cardboard box
by showcase has
***SIGN*** figurines thrown away with
empty cup noodle containers
**[04:48] Shobon**
That's exactly right!
**[04:50] Shobon**
And for good reason, too.
**[04:53] Shobon**
This is the game's one and only player,
**[04:57] Shobon**
just here to enjoy the whole thing.
**[04:59] Shobon**
Watching over this new world from above,
**[05:03] Shobon**
existing everywhere and nowhere at once.
**[05:15] Shobon**
That is the nature of Origin's being.
**[05:29] Otaku Hero**
Origin...
**[05:31] Otaku Hero**
Huh. Kyotaro-kun,
so that was your true identity?
**[05:35] Otaku Hero**
You were so cute.
**[05:37] Otaku Hero**
I had no idea where you came from,
**[05:40] Otaku Hero**
but this makes everything hunky-dory!
**[05:42] Otaku Hero**
The hell it does.
**[05:44] Otaku Hero**
Game? Player? Enjoy this?
**[05:48] Otaku Hero**
Nothing you just said makes any sense!
**[05:52] Otaku Hero**
I don't know what you have against otaku,
**[05:55] Otaku Hero**
but you want to make me
play along with this?
**[05:58] Otaku Hero**
With this game or whatever?
**[06:02] Otaku Hero**
That's stupid as shit!
**[06:06] Otaku Hero**
P-Pink-cha—
**[06:11] Otaku Hero**
Screw your game! Screw your script!
**[06:16] Otaku Hero**
B-Blue-cha—
**[06:20] Otaku Hero**
Screw your new world!
**[06:25] Otaku Hero**
Why? Why do you hate otaku?
**[06:31] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[06:46] Nick**
Otaku Hero...
**[06:52] Otaku Hero**
I want to like what
I like as much as I like.
**[06:59] Otaku Hero**
What's... What's wrong with that?
**[07:03] Shobon**
You really are essential to this game.
**[07:06] Otaku Hero**
Don't you have something,
anything that you like?
**[07:12] Shobon**
Yeah, I just love creating worlds!
**[07:16] Shobon**
I put my entire being into making this game,
**[07:20] Shobon**
to reject the otaku who tried to reject me.
**[07:23] Shobon**
To eradicate them!
**[07:25] Otaku Hero**
Yeah, I finally get it.
**[07:28] Otaku Hero**
You're a piece of shit!
**[07:34] Otaku Hero**
Otaku all have something.
Something they like.
**[07:38] Otaku Hero**
Something that they can't live without.
**[07:43] Otaku Hero**
No matter who tries to reject them,
**[07:46] Otaku Hero**
no matter how much they try to reject them,
**[07:50] Otaku Hero**
they can't stop being who they are!
**[07:54] Otaku Hero**
I like anime.
**[07:58] Otaku Hero**
I like manga.
**[08:00] Otaku Hero**
I like models. I like music!
**[08:04] Otaku Hero**
The others like idols and tokusatsu
and figures and cosplay and military stuff,
**[08:09] Otaku Hero**
and model trains and adult
dojinshi! They love them!
**[08:12] Otaku Hero**
And why?
**[08:14] Otaku Hero**
Because they can feel the spirit
of the people who created them!
**[08:17] Otaku Hero**
They all share the urge to like—
to really like something!
**[08:22] Otaku Hero**
But this game is different!
**[08:24] Shobon**
Why won't you go down?
**[08:26] Otaku Hero**
This game is made from an urge to hate!
**[08:30] Otaku Hero**
I'm not okay with that.
**[08:32] Otaku Hero**
You think we'll let something like
that take away what we like?!
**[08:38] Nick**
He's right!
**[08:39] Old Leader**
He's exactly right!
**[08:40] Anime Otaku**
Yeah!
**[08:40] Idol Otaku**
Don't let him win!
**[08:41] Train Otaku**
Keep fighting!
**[08:42] Military Otaku**
Get him!
**[08:43] JSDF Otaku**
Otaku Hero!
**[08:44] Old B**
I say!
**[08:45] Otaku Hero**
Now give us back our world!
**[08:49] Otaku Hero**
Don't mess with otaku!
**[09:16] otaku**
What happened?
**[09:16] otaku**
What the...?
**[09:29] Shobon**
I'm the designer of this world.
**[09:31] Shobon**
A creator exists outside of his creation.
**[09:35] Shobon**
Why would you expect this
to be my real body?
**[09:38] Otaku Hero**
You don't have a... real body?
**[09:41] Shobon**
No.
**[09:42] Shobon**
You can't beat me.
**[09:42] Otaku Hero**
I can't beat you.
**[09:44] Shobon**
I do thank you, Otaku Hero.
**[09:47] Shobon**
You raised the magical girls for me.
**[09:50] Shobon**
The girls fought against
their complementary colors,
**[09:53] Shobon**
and bathed in that blood,
returned to their original forms.
**[09:58] Shobon**
You certainly were a hero,
because you were the only one in this world
**[10:03] Shobon**
who wasn't colored by somebody else.
**[10:06] Shobon**
You're the icon that symbolizes this game.
**[10:09] Shobon**
You're both the hero and the final boss!
**[10:12] Shobon**
Well? Isn't that a fantastic idea?
**[10:16] Shobon**
By killing you, the world will
finally be painted all one color,
**[10:21] Shobon**
bringing forth a new order
and a world with no otaku!
**[10:24] Shobon**
Origin.
**[10:25] Origin**
Huh?
**[10:26] Shobon**
It's the end.
**[10:29] Origin**
Magical Destroyers.
**[10:41] Nick**
Don't do it!
**[10:43] Old Leader**
Please stop!
**[10:44] otaku**
Don't! Stop!
**[10:46] otaku**
Please!
**[10:47] otaku**
Don't do it!
**[10:48] otaku**
Please don't kill Otaku Hero!
**[10:55] Shobon**
What's wrong? Hurry up and kill him.
**[11:08] Shobon**
Wh-What's this? It can't be...
**[11:23] Anarchy**
Ta-da!
**[11:25] Anarchy**
Well?
**[11:27] Otaku Hero**
Christmas Eve?
**[11:32] Otaku Hero**
Yeah! It looks great on you!
**[11:33] Anarchy**
What? Are you being serious?
**[11:35] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[11:38] Anarchy**
This isn't cute at all!
**[11:40] Blue**
Even ignoring the low quality of the
needlework, this is just not...
**[11:44] Pink**
Gobo-go gobo!
**[11:45] Blue (P)**
"Design sense: zero!"
**[11:49] Otaku Hero**
What a tough crowd.
**[11:50] Anarchy**
Geez!
**[11:51] Anarchy**
This is the first Christmas
present I've ever gotten,
**[11:54] Anarchy**
and it's stupid and ugly,
and obviously your fetish!
**[11:59] Anarchy**
We really can't...
count on you for anything.
**[12:03] Anarchy**
You're always daydreaming.
**[12:05] Anarchy**
You're kind of nice,
but you're such a chicken.
**[12:09] Anarchy**
You're just a stupid otaku.
**[12:11] Pink**
Gobo...
**[12:14] Anarchy**
But you still...
**[12:17] Anarchy**
You still...
**[12:20] Anarchy**
...mean everything to us.
**[12:25] Otaku Hero**
Thanks.
**[12:27] Otaku Hero**
But I—
**[12:27] Anarchy**
Don't say it!
**[12:39] Otaku Hero**
It really is time to say goodbye.
**[12:42] Otaku Hero**
I wish I could stay with you all,
**[12:45] Otaku Hero**
but something is waiting for me,
**[12:47] Otaku Hero**
and it's more important
than my own feelings.
**[12:50] Otaku Hero**
I need to light the fire of revolution.
**[12:52] Otaku Hero**
And then change this twisted world back.
**[12:56] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
**[12:57] Blue**
Yeah, but do it with us!
**[12:59] Otaku Hero**
I can't do that.
**[13:01] Otaku Hero**
I want you all to live
and remember what we tried to do.
**[13:08] Anarchy**
Don't say things like that!
**[13:11] Otaku Hero**
After this, no matter what happens,
no matter what shape it takes,
**[13:16] Otaku Hero**
my otaku soul will live on.
**[13:19] Anarchy**
I'm begging you!
**[13:21] Otaku Hero**
It's okay! I'm sure of it!
**[13:23] Otaku Hero**
I promise we'll meet again!
**[13:27] Pink**
Gobo bobo!
**[13:28] Blue**
No! Don't go away!
**[13:30] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[13:35] Otaku Hero**
*If I round up, I'm basically 30.*
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[13:40] Otaku Hero**
* I wish I could use magic*
* just for this night.*
**[13:50] Otaku Hero**
Merry Christmas.
**[14:27] Shobon**
My precious notebook got dirty.
**[14:37] Shobon**
Hey, Origin! Don't peek!
**[14:40] Shobon**
We've only finished phase one.
There's more to do!
***SIGN*** Protect Otaku
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[15:09] Anime Otaku**
Shobon had us all in the palm of his hand.
**[15:12] Game Otaku**
He was just playing with us.
**[15:15] Train Otaku**
All of our battles...
**[15:17] JSDF Otaku**
And our victories...
**[15:18] Idol Otaku**
Taking the Diet building...
**[15:20] Old Leader**
were just a god's way of killing time.
**[15:23] Military Otaku**
They were toying with us the whole time.
**[15:25] Nick**
Otaku Hero!
***SIGN*** O
T
OTAKU
K
U
**[15:56] radio**
* Remaining Revolutionary*
* Army members located.*
**[15:58] radio**
*Apprehend them immediately.*
**[16:00] radio**
* They're collecting artifacts*
* at building ruins.*
**[16:03] radio**
* All units, surround them*
* and wait for the order to move in.*
**[16:09] Otaku A**
Okay!
**[16:10] Otaku A**
Come on, you've gotten enough.
**[16:12] Otaku B**
Hold on. Just one last thing.
**[16:16] Otaku A**
That's plenty. Let's go.
**[16:21] Otaku C**
It's SSC!
**[16:22] Otaku A**
Are we done for?
**[16:24] Otaku A**
Huh? Anarchy-chan?
**[16:27] Otaku B**
Blue-chan!
**[16:29] Otaku C**
And Pink-chan!
**[16:30] Otaku B**
I don't get it.
**[16:31] Otaku B**
We fought together
**[16:33] Otaku B**
to win back freedom for otaku!
**[16:36] Otaku C**
Didn't you vow to defeat Shobon?
**[16:38] Otaku A**
And now this? Why?
**[16:39] Anarchy**
Silence, vermin.
**[16:51] radio**
*Targets apprehended. Returning to base.*
**[16:59] OH2**
In December of 2011,
everything suddenly ended.
**[17:04] OH2**
With the Magical Destroyers now awakened,
the world moved into "Phase 2"
**[17:08] OH2**
and fell under the control
of Shobon and the girls.
**[17:12] OH2**
Following the death of their leader,
the Otaku Revolutionary Army crumbled
**[17:15] OH2**
and its members scattered.
***SIGN*** SSC Era Year 2
**[17:17] OH2**
Now two years have passed.
**[17:19] OH2**
The Magical Destroyers have
become SSC's top officers
**[17:23] OH2**
and maintain order in the world.
***SIGN*** 2 Years Since His Death
***SIGN*** SSC Plans Ceremony to Celebrate Extermination of Insurrectionist Arm
**[17:26] OH2**
Many otaku witnessed the death
of the Revolutionary Army leader.
**[17:30] OH2**
SSC also spread news of his death.
***SIGN*** Cabinet Meeting, Ceremony Planned to Commemorate Extermination of Otaku
"Otaku Hero did in fact die"
--SSC University Honorary Professor Shobon's Declaration
A Great Shock to the Otaku World
Do Otaku Have a Future??
SSC Newspaper Morning Edition Now On Sale
***SIGN*** Did Otaku Hero survive?
A reporter dug up the grave to reveal the truth.
Weekly SSC
**[17:34] OH2**
Regardless of that,
**[17:36] OH2**
rumors and urban legends circulated,
***SIGN*** huh? Uh
***SIGN*** uh... no
***SIGN*** nah he's alive I saw him!
***SIGN*** were you an otaku?
***SIGN*** but they reported that
Otaku Hero died
***SIGN*** good bye
***SIGN*** Isikawa blocked Bayashi
**[17:39] OH2**
saying he was still alive.
**[17:41] OH2**
This proved that a wish for it to
be true still smoldered in people's hearts.
**[17:51] OH2**
In order to extinguish
that hope, however small,
**[17:53] OH2**
SSC and the Magical Destroyers
have continued to hunt otaku.
***SIGN*** Second Anniversary of the Extermination of the Insurrectionist Army
***SIGN*** Second Anniversary of the Extermination of the Insurrectionist Army
**[18:15] Shobon**
We of SSC, leaders of the new world order,
**[18:18] Shobon**
sent that evil disrupter of public morals,
Otaku Hero, to his grave!
**[18:23] Shobon**
The magical girls we are so very proud of
**[18:27] Shobon**
brought true peace
to this country on this very spot.
**[18:34] Shobon**
However!
**[18:36] Shobon**
That evil ideology still clings
on in different parts of Japan.
**[18:40] Shobon**
Behold!
**[18:42] Shobon**
In two years, in only two years,
**[18:44] Shobon**
we have collected this
massive mountain of trash!
**[18:47] Shobon**
This means that our battle is far from over.
**[18:51] Shobon**
This shows how much danger,
how much poison still remains in our nation.
**[18:57] Shobon**
Until we completely annihilate
their dangerous ideology,
**[19:01] Shobon**
we will continue fighting!
**[19:02] crowd**
Yeah!
**[19:06] Guest A**
Did you hear?
**[19:07] Guest B**
About what?
**[19:08] Guest A**
Apparently, he's still alive.
**[19:10] Guest B**
No way!
**[19:12] Guest C**
They say they haven't found it yet.
**[19:14] Guest D**
The helmet?
**[19:30] Shobon**
Burn it all!
***SIGN*** Crowd at the
ceremony goes wild
***SIGN*** people clap and yell
and get excited
***SIGN*** Cofficers surround
the mountain of merch
***SIGN*** Burn it all!
***SIGN*** gives the signal
***SIGN*** Cofficers holding
flamethrowers
***SIGN*** shoot flames
***SIGN*** merch pile burns
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** crowd goes wild
***SIGN*** at top of trash heap,
Otaku Hero's helmet burning
***SIGN*** I watch it all happen
***SIGN*** At top of trash heap
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero's helmet burning
**[19:49] VIPs**
What's that?
**[19:50] VIPs**
An earthquake?
**[19:54] VIPs**
Where did it go?
**[19:58] VIPs**
Run!
**[19:59] VIPs**
Help!
**[20:02] Shobon**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** The End
**[20:04] Shobon**
What?!
**[20:05] Shobon**
This isn't in the script!
**[20:10] otaku**
Yeah!
**[20:13] Shobon**
Damn them!
**[20:16] Shobon**
What?!
**[20:17] Shobon**
It ca— It can't... It can't be!
**[20:21] Shobon**
It's impossible!
**[20:35] Anarchy**
You punk.
**[20:38] OH2**
Merry Christmas, assholes!
**[20:41] Shobon**
Who is that?!
**[20:41] OH2**
I'm Otaku Hero the Second.
**[20:44] OH2**
We'll take the First's ideals
**[20:45] OH2**
and continue on
as the True Otaku Revolutionary Army!
**[20:50] Shobon**
A second-generation Otaku Hero?
**[20:52] OH2**
Shobon!
**[20:53] OH2**
The flames of revolution have risen again!
**[20:56] OH2**
We'll burn you with
the fire of passion in our hearts!
**[21:00] OH2**
If you get in our way, you'll be sorry,
**[21:02] OH2**
Magical Destroyers!
**[21:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
It's okay! I promise we'll meet again!
**[21:32] OH2**
Yeah, come and get it!
**[21:39] Shobon**
This isn't right! It's not in the script!
**[21:41] Shobon**
Not in the script!
**[21:43] Shobon**
This can't be right!
**[21:53] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[21:54] Blue**
Think you got what it takes, bro?
**[21:57] Anarchy**
We'll take you on.
**[22:00] Anarchy**
What you like, as much as you like!