# Season 1
# E1 - Have You Heard? That Rumor About the Magical Girls
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW4WW126/have-you-heard-that-rumor-about-the-magical-girls)
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**[00:26] ---**
*Have you heard?*
**[00:27] ---**
*Has anyone told you?*
**[00:29] ---**
*That rumor about the Magical Girls.*
**[00:34] ---**
*Magical Girls? Is it a fairy tale?*
**[00:36] ---**
*No, no. It's a true story.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You make a bargain with a white fairy,*
**[00:53] ---**
*and it'll grant just one wish.
However...*
**[00:58] ---**
*you're made into a Magical Girl
and are forced to slay Witches.*
**[01:26] ---**
*Are we talking good Witches or bad Witches?*
**[01:28] ---**
*It's obviously bad Witches!*
**[01:30] ---**
*They capture humans and munch and crunch
on them like candy store sweets.*
**[01:39] ---**
*They have to fight things like that?*
**[01:42] ---**
*That's right.
So Magical Girls are always risking their lives.*
**[01:50] ---**
*Well, I would never become a Magical Girl.
I hate pain and scary things.*
**[01:54] ---**
*Yes, but on the other hand,
anything you wish for will come true.*
**[01:58] ---**
*Anything... Really, anything?*
**[02:00] ---**
*Anything!*
**[02:32] ---**
*If it's just one thing, then it'll come true.*
**[02:34] ---**
*I would put my life on the line for that.*
**[02:37] ---**
*I want to get scores of 100
without even studying.*
**[02:39] ---**
*I want a body that won't get fat,
no matter how much I eat.*
**[02:47] ---**
*I want to become a Magical Girl, too.*
**[03:58] ---**
A dream?
**[04:20] ---**
I did it again.
**[04:22] ---**
Mom...
**[04:24] ---**
Oh yeah, she's not here.
**[04:27] ---**
I'm so sorry, Iroha.
Everything's been so last minute.
**[04:33] ---**
You don't have to worry about me.
Just make sure you're not forgetting anything.
**[04:36] ---**
This time, I'm all set.
I checked and double-checked.
**[04:40] ---**
This was in the washroom.
**[04:46] ---**
Really, please be careful.
**[04:48] ---**
You should be okay,
since Dad is with you, but...
**[04:51] ---**
Yeah. But you'll be on your own until
the boarding house is ready for you to move in.
**[04:56] ---**
You don't need to worry about me.
You know I can do all the chores.
**[05:00] ---**
But I wish you would think about
studying abroad.
**[05:04] ---**
Going overseas is a bit...
**[05:06] ---**
Is there something you want to do here?
**[05:10] ---**
Yeah. Something like that.
**[05:11] ---**
Well, okay.
**[05:14] ---**
I don't know how, but I'm so glad
you grew up to be so responsible.
**[05:18] ---**
This business trip abroad is a good opportunity.
**[05:20] ---**
You and Dad should enjoy yourselves,
like you're on a vacation.
**[05:24] ---**
You're right. Then if you're sure you'll be fine...
**[05:27] ---**
Well, we haven't been on a trip together
since our honeymoon.
**[05:31] ---**
Yeah. Well, call me when you get there.
**[05:34] ---**
I'll be looking forward to the souvenirs.
**[05:35] ---**
Okay.
**[05:39] ---**
- Morning.
- Good morning!
**[05:46] ---**
*I wonder if being a Magical Girl
is what I want to do.*
**[05:53] ---**
The Milky Way.
**[05:55] ---**
In Japan, it's called the "heavenly river" and
has become the motif of the Star Festival legend.
**[05:59] ---**
In other parts of the world, it's known as
"God's Chain" and "Path of the Sou—"
**[06:05] ---**
Um, Kyubey, about the wish you supposedly
granted for me when I became a Magical Girl...
**[06:11] ---**
Oh, that?
**[06:13] ---**
Like I told you before,
I don't really know either.
**[06:16] ---**
It's been established that you used your wish
for someone else's sake,
**[06:21] ---**
but as for a name or its specific nature,
there are just too many obscure parts to it.
**[06:26] ---**
But...
**[06:27] ---**
Isn't there something we can do
to help us recall it?
**[06:29] ---**
It's unusual for the wish to be forgotten,
**[06:32] ---**
but maybe part of your wish
was for the wish itself to be concealed.
**[06:38] ---**
You mean I asked for the wish to be granted
without anyone remembering it?
**[06:43] ---**
Myself included?
**[06:44] ---**
Would I say that?
**[06:47] ---**
Would you really like to know
what your wish was?
**[06:50] ---**
Of course I do.
**[06:52] ---**
I'm risking my life for that wish,
so to not know what it is...
**[06:59] ---**
Why can't I remember?
**[07:03] ---**
All right, do you know what this
misty white mysterious thing is?
**[07:07] ---**
Ms. Tamaki.
**[07:11] ---**
A wish?
**[07:15] ---**
N-Never mind.
**[07:18] ---**
LET'S GREET EACH OTHER LOUD AND CLEAR
**[07:20] ---**
RIGHT
WHAT
IS WRONG
**[07:22] ---**
A NEW ROUTINE
**[07:22] ---**
FRIENDS HELP
EACH OTHER
**[07:24] ---**
A RIGHTEOUS HEART!!
**[07:38] ---**
Ms. Tamaki.
**[07:39] ---**
Didn't your parents go on their business trip
starting this week? It must be hard.
**[07:43] ---**
Y-Yes. That's right.
**[07:45] ---**
Living alone can be difficult, right?
**[07:47] ---**
If anything happens,
be sure to rely on your friends.
**[07:50] ---**
Because it must be difficult.
**[07:52] ---**
I will.
**[07:54] ---**
Of course, I'll support you as much as I can, too.
Don't be shy about asking for help.
**[07:59] ---**
I won't. Thank you.
**[08:04] ---**
Hey.
**[08:05] ---**
Tamaki, your parents
are out of the country right now?
**[08:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:08] ---**
What? Seriously? I'm kind of jealous.
**[08:12] ---**
You could stay up all night on your phone.
**[08:13] ---**
Do you just snack whenever you want?
**[08:15] ---**
You don't have a curfew then, right?
**[08:18] ---**
What is it suddenly?
**[08:19] ---**
I'm supposed to be on cleaning duty today,
but I have to go somewhere.
**[08:23] ---**
Please. Somebody trade with me.
**[08:25] ---**
You said that last time, too.
**[08:28] ---**
That time was different.
I had a super emergency.
**[08:31] ---**
U-Um...
**[08:33] ---**
Want me to do it for you?
**[08:35] ---**
Would you? You're so nice.
A total angel.
**[08:38] ---**
Jeez, you shouldn't spoil her like this.
**[08:42] ---**
I don't have any plans today
and there's not much to do when I get home.
**[08:52] ---**
Well, we'll take out the trash.
**[09:01] ---**
Sometimes, I have no idea
what Tamaki's thinking.
**[09:05] ---**
She's not part of any club activities, and it's
not like she hangs out with friends after school.
**[09:09] ---**
But I think she's always busy,
because she's doing something.
**[09:13] ---**
Something?
**[09:14] ---**
What was it again?
**[09:18] ---**
KUROE
INCOMING CALL
ANSWER / DECLINE
**[09:23] ---**
PARTNERS
**[09:36] ---**
Thank you for coming.
**[09:39] ---**
I hope it's okay even though
we just saw each other just yesterday.
**[09:42] ---**
No, it's important
to keep our information updated.
**[09:45] ---**
Did something happen?
**[09:52] ---**
We encountered a Witch yesterday,
but their numbers have been dropping lately.
**[09:57] ---**
Maybe it's due to our efforts? Or maybe not.
**[10:01] ---**
Not getting any more Grief Seeds is a problem,
but it's better than Witches causing damage.
**[10:07] ---**
And I'm glad that even someone like me
can be of use in some way.
**[10:13] ---**
Tamaki, have you heard of this before?
**[10:17] ---**
Magical Girls can be saved
if they go to Kamihama City.
**[10:22] ---**
"Saved"? What does that mean?
**[10:26] ---**
It means you don't have to fight
Witches anymore.
**[10:29] ---**
You don't have to fight anymore...
**[10:32] ---**
Does that mean
there are no Witches in Kamihama City?
**[10:32] ---**
WHISPERING STRICTLY PROHIBITED
**[10:35] ---**
But if there are Witches in other areas
**[10:37] ---**
KEEP QUIET
**[10:38] ---**
and Magical Girls don't work hard,
those cities will be in big trouble.
**[10:42] ---**
I don't know the details, but...
**[10:43] ---**
WHISPERING STRICTLY PROHIBITED
**[10:46] ---**
Kuroe, who told you that?
**[10:48] ---**
Everyone is talking about the rumor.
**[10:50] ---**
A rumor?
**[10:52] ---**
So someone is going around saying that,
**[10:55] ---**
"Magical Girls can be saved
if they go to Kamihama City"?
**[10:58] ---**
Isn't that kind of suspicious?
**[11:01] ---**
There's a girl who had that dream.
**[11:03] ---**
A simple dream turned into that rumor?
**[11:05] ---**
Many girls seem to have had the same dream.
**[11:10] ---**
In the dream, there's a little girl who says,
**[11:13] ---**
"Come to Kamihama City.
Here, Magical Girls can be saved."
**[11:18] ---**
And does everyone believe that?
**[11:22] ---**
I had the dream, too.
**[11:27] ---**
The dream everyone's talking about
with the little girl,
**[11:31] ---**
I had it last night.
**[11:33] ---**
You never thought about
wanting to be saved, Tamaki?
**[11:37] ---**
Saved from being a Magical Girl?
**[11:43] ---**
When you became a Magical Girl,
what did you wish for?
**[11:48] ---**
My wish was
"I want to go out with the person I like."
**[11:54] ---**
We've broken up since then, but at the time,
it was the only thing I really wanted.
**[12:00] ---**
At that time,
there wasn't anything more important to me.
**[12:06] ---**
But if I'd known it'd be like this,
I never would've become a Magical Girl.
**[12:13] ---**
It would've been better
if my wish hadn't come true.
**[12:16] ---**
Even if you become a Magical Girl,
it's meaningless if you die.
**[12:25] ---**
Tamaki, your station.
**[12:28] ---**
I guess I missed it.
**[12:30] ---**
How far are you going, Kuroe?
**[12:33] ---**
Kamihama City.
**[13:59] ---**
*Am I being carried by a Labyrinth?*
**[14:06] ---**
*If the Witch's Labyrinth disappears now,
I'll fall straight through.*
**[14:40] ---**
Kuroe.
**[15:17] ---**
No. It's not working at all.
**[15:25] ---**
*Uwasa, Uwasa, secret Uwasa.*
**[15:31] ---**
*If it's only for someone's ears, shall I tell you?*
**[15:37] ---**
*How about taking someone's hand
and passing through?*
**[15:43] ---**
*Uwasa, Uwasa.*
**[15:46] ---**
*One secret.*
**[15:53] ---**
Tamaki.
**[16:01] ---**
Tamaki.
**[16:02] ---**
Tamaki, get a hold of yourself.
**[17:16] ---**
Where did you two come from?
**[17:19] ---**
U-Um, I'm from Takarazaki.
**[17:23] ---**
Thank you for helping—
**[17:24] ---**
This is Kamihama West territory.
**[17:27] ---**
Hunting Witches without permission in
other Magical Girls' territory leads to hostilities.
**[17:32] ---**
Didn't Kyubey tell you that?
**[17:34] ---**
Sorry. We didn't mean to—
**[17:36] ---**
We heard that Magical Girls can be saved
if they come to Kamihama City.
**[17:44] ---**
FLOWERS OF THE WORLD EXHIBIT
**[17:44] ---**
I've heard that rumor before, too.
**[17:47] ---**
But now you realize it, don't you?
**[17:47] ---**
WELCOME TO KAMIHAMA CITY
**[17:49] ---**
The Witches here are stronger than the ones
in other areas and there are more of them.
**[17:54] ---**
Being saved is the exact opposite
of what will happen.
**[17:56] ---**
You two shouldn't have come here.
**[18:01] ---**
Here, I'll give these to you.
**[18:03] ---**
If you understand,
stay away from Kamihama here on in.
**[18:08] ---**
U-Um—
**[18:09] ---**
What else do you want?
**[18:13] ---**
U-Um, is there a young Kyubey in Kamihama?
**[18:17] ---**
About like this. Like this size...
**[18:20] ---**
A young Kyubey?
**[18:22] ---**
I've never seen one that small.
**[18:26] ---**
And besides, there is no Kyubey
in Kamihama now.
**[18:29] ---**
There isn't?
**[18:30] ---**
I don't know why either,
**[18:33] ---**
and since the collection of used-up Grief Seeds
can be taken care of elsewhere,
**[18:36] ---**
I've been fine without it.
**[18:39] ---**
But what about that young Kyubey?
**[18:41] ---**
Um...
**[18:42] ---**
When I was in that Labyrinth,
the young Kyubey helped me.
**[18:47] ---**
Oh? Well, if I find it,
I'll pass on your thanks.
**[18:52] ---**
Um... Er...
**[18:54] ---**
I-I appreciate it.
**[19:01] ---**
Wait a second.
**[19:04] ---**
That rumor about Magical Girls
being saved if they come to Kamihama...
**[19:07] ---**
Where did you hear it?
**[19:10] ---**
I dreamed it.
**[19:13] ---**
A dream?
**[19:14] ---**
Apparently other girls had the same dream.
**[19:17] ---**
We've all had the same dream.
**[19:21] ---**
If you don't mind,
can you tell the other girls, too?
**[19:25] ---**
I don't intend to allow any more
Magical Girls in Kamihama,
**[19:29] ---**
and if they still come,
they'll be considered enemies.
**[19:42] ---**
U-Um... That Magical Girl back there
was really strong.
**[19:48] ---**
I guess a Magical Girl can't survive in Kamihama
unless you're powerful like her.
**[19:53] ---**
She told us not to come back, huh?
**[19:56] ---**
It certainly did seem like
it would be a dangerous place for us.
**[20:02] ---**
"Magical Girls can be saved
if they go to Kamihama City."
**[20:05] ---**
I wonder what that was.
It sure was a strange rumor.
**[20:23] ---**
*I'm going there to be saved.*
**[20:26] ---**
*I'll take the night train
that no one knows about.*
**[20:29] ---**
*I'm going there to be saved.*
**[20:32] ---**
*Before the people who I need to save
can find me.*
**[20:35] ---**
*I'm going there to be saved.*
**[20:37] ---**
*Before I have to sacrifice my life for everyone.*
**[20:41] ---**
*Let's go to Kamihama.*
**[20:43] ---**
*We're going for our own sake.*
**[20:46] ---**
*Let's go to Kamihama.*
**[20:48] ---**
*We'll be saved there.*
**[21:06] ---**
I want
to win
the lottery!
**[21:06] ---**
Please make
my cousin
a police officer!
**[21:06] ---**
I want to go out with him.
***SIGN*** I want friends.
**[21:06] ---**
I want my big sister
to get married.
**[21:06] ---**
I want
my big brother
to be cured.
**[21:06] ---**
I want to become
a beautiful girl,
100% natural.
**[21:06] ---**
I want them
to come back.
**[21:07] ---**
I'll grant one of your wishes.
**[21:10] ---**
I want the courage
to confess my feelings.
**[21:10] ---**
Please bring her
back to life.
**[21:10] ---**
I want
my disease
to be cured.
**[21:10] ---**
I want to be
a great
fortune teller.
**[21:11] ---**
I want to know
what people
think about me.
**[21:11] ---**
It can be anything.
I can make any miracle happen.
**[21:13] ---**
I want
to protect
the Blue Seas
Family.
**[21:13] ---**
I want to
be closer to
my big sister.
**[21:15] ---**
I want to erase
my memories
of living there.
**[21:15] ---**
I want to live
with my family.
**[21:15] ---**
I want to be free,
if only in my dreams.
***SIGN*** I want to be a cheerful person like my friend.
**[21:15] ---**
I want to become a knight
who protects people.
**[21:16] ---**
However, in exchange,
a Soul Gem will be created.
**[21:19] ---**
I want to become
a different person.
**[21:19] ---**
I want to become
the existence
that destroys Kamihama.
**[21:19] ---**
I don't want us
to hate each other.
**[21:21] ---**
Those who receive this stone
will then have a duty to battle Witches.
**[21:22] ---**
I want to know why
everyone hates Daito.
**[21:22] ---**
I want a studio where
no one can disturb me.
**[21:22] ---**
I want to survive.
**[21:34] ---**
Kyubey, please...
**[21:37] ---**
Cure... Cure Ui's disease.
**[21:58] ---**
Ui?
**[22:00] ---**
Have You Heard?
That Rumor About the Magical Girls.
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
GO TO KAMIHAMA
# E2 - It's Proof of the End of a Friendship
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XWW2EY/its-proof-of-the-end-of-a-friendship)
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**[01:12] ---**
*Kyubey, please!*
**[01:13] ---**
*Cure... Cure Ui's disease!*
**[01:26] ---**
Ui...
**[01:28] ---**
How could I have forgotten that?
**[01:32] ---**
Something so important...
**[03:10] ---**
Curing your little sister's disease.
**[03:14] ---**
So you remembered that was your wish, huh?
**[03:19] ---**
I'm asking purely out of curiosity,
**[03:23] ---**
but who is Ui Tamaki?
**[03:26] ---**
Did you really have this little sister?
**[03:36] ---**
To eliminate all traces of a person's existence,
**[03:40] ---**
it would take great power,
equivalent to the wish of a Magical Girl.
**[03:44] ---**
What possible reason
could there be to erase "Ui Tamaki?"
**[03:49] ---**
It would probably be much easier to implant a false
memory that you "had a little sister" in your head.
**[03:55] ---**
I can't explain it,
but I think these are real memories.
**[03:59] ---**
The empty place in my heart is definitely "Ui."
**[04:04] ---**
I investigated the hospital that was in my dream
and it's a real place in Kamihama City.
**[04:10] ---**
If I go to that hospital,
I may find a clue about Ui.
**[04:11] ---**
KUROE
**[04:13] ---**
KUROE
KUROE
KUROE
MOM
MOM
MOM
**[04:15] ---**
Plus, that small Kyubey is in Kamihama City.
**[04:18] ---**
Oh, Kyubey, do you know
the Kyubey in Kamihama City?
**[04:22] ---**
It's a young Kyubey.
**[04:24] ---**
A younger form?
**[04:25] ---**
SATOMI MEDICAL CENTER
**[04:26] ---**
I don't believe anything like that exists.
**[04:31] ---**
*The historical and cultural castle town
of Mizuna Ward*
**[04:35] ---**
*is holding a Mizuna Shrine stamp rally.*
**[04:38] ---**
*If you collect all of the stamps,
you'll find a marriage power spot.*
**[05:17] ---**
A Witch?
**[06:01] ---**
That girl is...
**[06:10] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[06:12] ---**
I can't beat it either, so let's get out of here!
**[06:15] ---**
But the passengers...
**[06:17] ---**
Passengers?
**[06:20] ---**
Passengers!
**[06:29] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[06:46] ---**
You've got guts, making a move
on a member of my team!
**[06:50] ---**
Momoko!
**[06:56] ---**
Jeez! You're weighing us down again!
**[07:01] ---**
Let's hurry up and get rid of it, Rena!
**[07:03] ---**
Right.
**[07:34] ---**
Oh no!
**[07:35] ---**
Kaede!
**[07:54] ---**
What do we do,
now that we've brought her to Coordinator?
**[07:58] ---**
But we can't just leave her here.
**[08:04] ---**
You're awake?
**[08:06] ---**
Um, where are we?
**[08:09] ---**
We're at Coordinator's.
**[08:10] ---**
Well, if you're not from Kamihama City,
I guess you wouldn't know what that is.
**[08:14] ---**
It's like a hospital,
or like a counseling center for Magical Girls.
**[08:19] ---**
It seems like she's out at the moment though.
**[08:23] ---**
Magical Girls...
**[08:27] ---**
Thank you for saving me.
**[08:29] ---**
What happened to all the passengers?
**[08:32] ---**
Oh, I think they all snapped out of it
and went back.
**[08:37] ---**
I haven't seen that uniform before.
Where are you from?
**[08:41] ---**
Takarazaki.
**[08:42] ---**
Didn't you know that Kamihama Witches
are stronger than ones from elsewhere?
**[08:46] ---**
How could you
casually enter the Labyrinth like that?
**[08:50] ---**
Don't let her get to you.
**[08:53] ---**
That's just her way
of worrying about other people.
**[08:56] ---**
Who's worried?
**[08:58] ---**
Want something to drink?
**[08:59] ---**
Once you're feeling better,
we'll take you to the train station.
**[09:01] ---**
We can't have you
getting attacked again on the way home.
**[09:04] ---**
Are there that many Witches in Kamihama?
**[09:08] ---**
Well, yes. There are a lot
and they're all so strong.
**[09:12] ---**
I don't think it was always like this though.
**[09:15] ---**
Um, there's somewhere I have to go.
It's called Satomi Medical Center.
**[09:22] ---**
A hospital? Are you visiting someone there?
**[09:25] ---**
Actually, I don't know if she's still there.
**[09:29] ---**
But she must have been at some point.
**[09:32] ---**
Ui... My little sister...
**[09:37] ---**
Must have been?
**[09:43] ---**
So I came to Kamihama City
to search for my missing little sister.
**[09:48] ---**
I know that I really did have a sister.
**[09:53] ---**
Wh-What? And you expect us to believe that?
**[09:57] ---**
It's unbelievable, huh?
**[10:02] ---**
I see.
**[10:04] ---**
Then we'll start with Satomi Medical Center.
**[10:07] ---**
Momoko?
**[10:08] ---**
Well, this might have something to do with us,
so we'll help you look for your little sister.
**[10:13] ---**
Besides, Magical Girls should help each other.
**[10:17] ---**
A-Are you sure you don't mind?
**[10:18] ---**
I certainly mind!
What about our own investigation?
**[10:22] ---**
We've been looking for a week,
but haven't found anything.
**[10:25] ---**
Maybe it's okay to take the day off from that.
**[10:29] ---**
Yeah. It was just a dubious rumor to begin with.
**[10:33] ---**
Maybe another Magical Girl already defeated it.
**[10:36] ---**
And you're the one who was the most skeptical
about the rumors of the Chain Witch, Rena.
**[10:42] ---**
Well...
**[10:45] ---**
Have you heard about the Chain Witch?
**[10:48] ---**
No.
**[10:49] ---**
We've been tracking that Witch down.
**[10:52] ---**
Should we be prioritizing that girl
over hunting down a Witch?
**[10:56] ---**
We're just going to help her a little.
**[10:58] ---**
I-I'll be fine on my own.
**[11:01] ---**
You've already done so much for me.
I can't ask you to help look for my sister, too.
**[11:04] ---**
Think nothing of it.
**[11:06] ---**
After all, we're fellow Magical Girls.
**[11:13] ---**
I'm Kaede Akino.
**[11:17] ---**
Momoko Togame.
**[11:20] ---**
Rena...
**[11:22] ---**
Rena Minami.
**[11:25] ---**
We're Magical Girls operating
as a team here in Shinsei Ward.
**[11:31] ---**
Um...
**[11:33] ---**
Tamaki.
**[11:35] ---**
My name is Iroha Tamaki.
**[11:37] ---**
Iroha, huh?
**[11:40] ---**
Nice to meet you, Iroha.
**[11:49] ---**
They wouldn't let you inside?
**[11:51] ---**
No. I was told they don't have a patient
by the name of "Ui Tamaki."
**[11:52] ---**
PATIENT INFORMATION
SATOMI MEDICAL CENTER
**[11:56] ---**
You couldn't say that she was here a while ago?
**[11:59] ---**
I asked them, but apparently there's no record
of anyone by that name in the past either.
**[12:04] ---**
PATIENT INFORMATION
SATOMI MEDICAL CENTER
**[12:15] ---**
No way!
**[12:16] ---**
It's true! They said she really disappeared!
**[12:19] ---**
That's freaky!
**[12:21] ---**
We got a table.
**[12:23] ---**
I asked Momoko to wait there for us.
**[12:30] ---**
Um, you're Momoko, right?
**[12:51] ---**
Huh?
**[12:56] ---**
Hey!
**[12:59] ---**
Rena, you turned into Momoko
again, didn't you?
**[13:03] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[13:04] ---**
Liar! I saw you.
**[13:06] ---**
Our classmates were around. Leave me alone.
**[13:13] ---**
I'm sorry for having all of you come with me.
**[13:16] ---**
I'll try to find a way
to get into that wing of the hospital.
**[13:25] ---**
Rena!
**[13:26] ---**
I'm not doing it.
**[13:28] ---**
Don't be like that. Iroha is in a bind.
**[13:32] ---**
The thing is, Rena can use magic
that transforms her.
**[13:36] ---**
You just saw it, too, right, Iroha?
**[13:39] ---**
Then that really was...
**[13:41] ---**
If you changed into a nurse,
you could get inside that wing, right?
**[13:44] ---**
D-Don't make it sound so easy!
**[13:47] ---**
It's hard to completely become another person.
**[13:50] ---**
And if I get caught,
I'm the one who'll get in trouble.
**[13:53] ---**
You'll transform when it doesn't matter,
but you won't do it to help someone.
**[13:59] ---**
When did I do it when it didn't matter?
**[14:02] ---**
Like just before!
**[14:03] ---**
Are you looking for a fight?
**[14:04] ---**
Iroha came all the way
to Kamihama City to search for Ui!
**[14:09] ---**
We don't even know if she really exists.
**[14:11] ---**
She does.
Iroha became a Magical Girl for Ui's sake!
**[14:15] ---**
She wouldn't be wrong about that!
**[14:19] ---**
I don't care about other people's wishes.
**[14:22] ---**
You always say whatever you want, Rena.
**[14:25] ---**
You've become a Magical Girl,
but you only care about yourself!
**[14:28] ---**
- That's not true. Even Rena...
- Excuse me?
**[14:31] ---**
Who are you to talk, Kaede,
when you became a Magical Girl
**[14:34] ---**
for some dumb wish
about protecting a family garden?
**[14:39] ---**
What do you mean, a dumb wish?
**[14:42] ---**
If a family garden isn't dumb, what is?
**[14:45] ---**
It isn't dumb!
**[14:49] ---**
It belongs to my father and mother
and Pero, Ha, and Don...
**[14:55] ---**
The garden is important to my family!
**[15:02] ---**
I didn't say anything about your family.
**[15:07] ---**
And even if you mention
Pero and some creepy reptiles...
**[15:10] ---**
It's not creepy! Don't make fun of Pero!
**[15:14] ---**
This is why
you don't have any friends in class.
**[15:19] ---**
That's none of your business.
**[15:23] ---**
You're right. It isn't my business anymore.
**[15:26] ---**
So we're no longer friends!
**[15:29] ---**
Kaede!
**[15:35] ---**
How many times
have you ended this friendship?
**[15:38] ---**
You kind of crossed the line too, Rena.
**[15:41] ---**
I know.
**[15:45] ---**
If you two keep this up,
the Chain Monster will come to kidnap you!
**[15:57] ---**
That's stupid!
**[15:58] ---**
Stop acting like you're my guardian
and blurting out nonsense!
**[16:01] ---**
You're overprotective!
And meddling! Stupid Momoko!
**[16:09] ---**
I may have made it worse.
**[16:17] ---**
Sorry, Iroha.
**[16:19] ---**
You must've been surprised by all that.
**[16:21] ---**
Huh? Oh, no. It was because of me...
**[16:24] ---**
No, we have fights all the time.
**[16:27] ---**
It wasn't your fault, Iroha.
**[16:29] ---**
Besides, this time, I think I was the one
who might've delivered the final blow.
**[16:38] ---**
Um, is the Chain Monster
the same thing as the Chain Witch?
**[16:44] ---**
At your school, is there a rumor about
a "Friendship Ending Staircase"?
**[16:50] ---**
RUMOR OF THE FRIENDSHIP ENDING STAIRCASE
**[16:53] ---**
*Hey, have you heard that rumor
about the Friendship Ending Staircase?*
**[16:57] ---**
*Kamihama City University Affiliated School,
middle school division!*
**[17:00] ---**
*It's on the north side of the east wing, the stairway
that goes from the fourth floor to the roof!*
**[17:05] ---**
*If you write your name on the sixth step*
**[17:08] ---**
*and the name of the person
you want to break up with on the seventh step,*
**[17:11] ---**
*it's a proof of the end of a friendship!*
**[17:13] ---**
*It confirms that the two of you
will have no further relations, never ever!*
**[17:18] ---**
*And if you do by chance,
try to make up after that,*
**[17:22] ---**
*the person who apologizes
will be kidnapped by the Chain Monster!*
**[17:26] ---**
*They'll be trapped inside the Friendship Ending Staircase
and forced to clean an endless staircase!*
**[17:31] ---**
*Or so the students say!*
**[17:38] ---**
Of the six people whose names are written
on the Friendship Ending Staircase,
**[17:41] ---**
three have disappeared.
**[17:43] ---**
Three? Then the rumor is true?
**[18:06] ---**
Kaede! Come on, let's go.
**[18:10] ---**
MOMOKO
**[18:17] ---**
She hasn't been back home since then.
**[18:19] ---**
Sheesh. Where the heck did she go?
**[18:22] ---**
Sorry for asking you to come, Iroha.
**[18:26] ---**
I just hope Rena is okay.
**[18:28] ---**
Actually, I went to Rena's house
yesterday to apologize.
**[18:34] ---**
You went to her house?
**[18:56] ---**
What?
**[18:58] ---**
Um...
**[19:03] ---**
Rena!
**[19:05] ---**
You're Rena, aren't you?!
**[19:06] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
I don't know who that is.
**[19:09] ---**
You can't fool us!
**[19:12] ---**
U-Um...
**[19:18] ---**
Don't run away!
**[19:21] ---**
Rena!
**[19:26] ---**
Wait!
**[19:33] ---**
Rena!
**[19:41] ---**
You want something?
**[19:43] ---**
Why are you running away?
**[19:46] ---**
Your Mocha Rabbit mascot...
**[19:50] ---**
Our friendship being over isn't true!
**[19:52] ---**
I won't let you run away!
**[19:54] ---**
I apologized yesterday, didn't I?
**[19:57] ---**
If that wasn't enough, I'll apologize again.
**[20:00] ---**
I'll keep apologizing until we're friends again!
**[20:03] ---**
Let go of me.
**[20:04] ---**
I won't!
**[20:06] ---**
I won't let go until you forgive me!
**[20:13] ---**
Rena, I'm sorry.
**[20:15] ---**
All I do is make you angry.
**[20:18] ---**
But I'm definitely your friend.
**[20:24] ---**
Even if you hate me,
I'm going to make up with you!
**[20:52] ---**
Friends?
**[20:53] ---**
That's funny.
**[20:54] ---**
You ended your friendship, didn't you?
**[20:56] ---**
That's a fact, isn't it?
**[20:58] ---**
You wrote your names
on the Friendship Ending Staircase, didn't you?
**[21:02] ---**
Rena?
**[21:07] ---**
We ended this friendship for you.
**[21:10] ---**
She pretends to be a friend
and then says whatever she pleases!
**[21:15] ---**
It's her fault I have so many complaints.
**[21:19] ---**
That's not it.
**[21:20] ---**
Because of her, everyone hates me.
**[21:22] ---**
No! That's not true!
**[21:24] ---**
- She's always quick to apologize.
- Stop it!
**[21:27] ---**
It's Kaede's fault that I can't apologize.
**[21:30] ---**
That's not what I'm thinking!
**[21:34] ---**
- Rena.
- You can never go back...
**[21:37] ---**
...to being friends!
**[21:54] ---**
RENA MINAMI
**[21:56] ---**
KAEDE AKINO
**[22:00] ---**
Episode 2:
It's a Proof of the End of a Friendship
**[23:34] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:34] ---**
SASAGIKOUSHI
# E3 - Sorry for Making You My Friend
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYG5E3WPY/sorry-for-making-you-my-friend)
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**[00:01] ---**
It's an application of an Archimedean spiral.
**[00:05] ---**
If we could create a perpetual motion machine,
we would be like masters of the universe!
**[00:13] ---**
Look!
**[00:25] ---**
It's really running!
**[00:27] ---**
But I did that so easily. How boring.
**[00:29] ---**
Thousands of years and they never
realized something this simple?
**[00:33] ---**
Are adults just really dumb?
**[01:12] ---**
Toka. I have no doubt
that your cruel, violent deed here
**[01:17] ---**
has resulted in a cultural loss that rivals
past burning books and burying scholars
**[01:22] ---**
and will be remembered
for generations to come.
**[01:25] ---**
Maybe if the lost information is so precious,
**[01:27] ---**
people shouldn't have recorded them
on highly combustible materials.
**[01:31] ---**
It would be most peculiar if they considered
the risk of books catching fire in a hospital room.
**[01:37] ---**
Both of you, don't fight at a time like this.
**[01:40] ---**
There is nothing to be gained by hanging out
with someone who doesn't admit her mistakes.
**[01:46] ---**
Toka, we're through.
**[01:49] ---**
Not if I'm through with you first, Nemu,
for being so pigheaded!
**[01:54] ---**
Honestly! How many times
will you two end your friend...
**[02:14] ---**
Toka and Nemu...
**[02:21] ---**
*Ui had friends when she was in the hospital.*
**[02:26] ---**
*Where are those two now?*
**[02:27] ---**
MOMOKO
TO IROHA
UNLOCK
**[02:27] ---**
YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE
**[02:42] ---**
Did you go to school?
**[04:12] ---**
Yes, I went.
**[02:57] ---**
KAMIHAMA MIRENA-ZA
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, Coordinator!
**[03:07] ---**
Huh? She's not here?
**[03:10] ---**
Breathe in.
**[03:13] ---**
And out. Then take a deep breath.
**[03:17] ---**
Relax. And let go.
**[03:22] ---**
Now then...
**[03:24] ---**
I'm going to touch your Soul Gem.
**[03:33] ---**
Guess she's with a client.
**[03:36] ---**
At a time like this?
**[03:49] ---**
Sorry.
**[03:50] ---**
She suddenly dropped in.
**[03:53] ---**
But that aside,
you've brought a new girl to me today, too?
**[04:04] ---**
I-I'm Iroha Tamaki.
**[04:05] ---**
I'm Mitama Yakumo, the Coordinator.
**[04:09] ---**
Is this your first time to be adjusted?
**[04:11] ---**
OUT OF THE OFFICE
RESERVED
MOMOKO TOGAME - CALL YACHIYO
REGULARS - WITH THE TEAM
OFF
**[04:11] ---**
She's not here to be adjusted. Where's Yachiyo?
**[04:15] ---**
She should be here any minute.
**[04:20] ---**
Speak of the devil and all that.
**[04:30] ---**
Kaede was abducted?
**[04:32] ---**
Yeah. By the thing we've been tracking down.
**[04:34] ---**
Is it strong?
**[04:35] ---**
We're stuck at the part
where we lure out the witch.
**[04:39] ---**
Do you know the rumor
about the Friendship Ending Staircase?
**[04:41] ---**
Yes, at the university affiliated school, right?
**[04:45] ---**
Huh. So you do know a lot about it.
**[04:48] ---**
No, not a lot.
**[04:50] ---**
As you are well aware, Momoko.
**[04:52] ---**
Don't be like that. We came here to see you.
**[04:58] ---**
We'd like your help.
**[05:01] ---**
If Kaede is being held captive, I'll help you.
**[05:05] ---**
Much obliged.
**[05:06] ---**
But I don't want to work with nuisances.
**[05:11] ---**
Her name is Iroha Tamaki!
**[05:13] ---**
She came here with us
because she's worried about Kaede.
**[05:16] ---**
There's no call for insults.
**[05:18] ---**
What I'm saying is that it's dangerous
to bring along a Magical Girl who can't fight.
**[05:23] ---**
Do you consider all Magical Girls
who are weaker than you to be nuisances?
**[05:27] ---**
Yes.
**[05:28] ---**
Kaede's been kidnapped!
**[05:29] ---**
Would you like
the number of victims to increase?
**[05:36] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[05:37] ---**
That's enough bickering.
**[05:40] ---**
Instead, why don't we make adjustments
to Iroha's Soul Gem?
**[05:46] ---**
Having your Soul Gem adjusted can bring power
to the fore that you never knew you had before!
**[05:48] ---**
MAGICAL GIRL THEORY IN PRACTICE
CONNECT
Adjust your Soul Gem
and then try using fusion magic with a friend!
Soul Gem adjustments are not free.
**[05:53] ---**
With experience, you'll be able
to hold your own against the Kamihama Witches.
**[05:58] ---**
I'm sure Yachiyo has no complaints about that.
**[06:02] ---**
Fine. Then feel free to do as you wish.
**[06:16] ---**
You.
**[06:17] ---**
Yes.
**[06:19] ---**
If you remain weak and don't change,
you'll continue to sacrifice someone for your own goals.
**[06:26] ---**
Don't forget about that.
**[06:42] ---**
IF SHE'S FINE,
IT MEANS SHE DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, RIGHT?
**[06:43] ---**
WAS AKINO REALLY FRIENDS WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?
SHE'S A SECOND-YEAR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT, ISN'T SHE?
**[06:43] ---**
No need for the long face.
One day we'll be able to laugh about this!
**[06:43] ---**
WHO KNOWS? BUT IF HER NAME WAS WRITTEN THERE,
AND SHE DISAPPEARED,
IT MEANS THEY WERE ORIGINALLY FRIENDS, RIGHT?
**[06:46] ---**
A TRUE FRIEND CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE,
EVEN WHEN IT'S ABOUT A TOUCHY SUBJECT.
**[06:47] ---**
A TRUE FRIEND SHOULD BE ABLE
TO GET IT ACROSS WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
**[06:47] ---**
FRIENDS CAN SAY ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER.
**[06:47] ---**
You'll go back to being good friends,
just like before.
**[06:47] ---**
I DON'T WANT MY FRIENDS TO HEAR.
**[06:51] ---**
I guarantee it.
**[07:06] ---**
RENA MINAMI
MOMOKO TOGAME
**[07:06] ---**
KAEDE AKINO
YACHIYO NANAMI
**[07:09] ---**
I'm not picking up any signs of a Witch.
**[07:11] ---**
After writing our names
on the Friendship Ending Staircase, we'll reconcile.
**[07:15] ---**
When the Witch appears, we'll strike.
**[07:17] ---**
Between the two of us,
the Witch should have a hard time.
**[07:21] ---**
I have no objections.
**[09:20] ---**
All right. Let's do it, Yachiyo.
**[09:24] ---**
Yachiyo, I'm sorry! It was my fault!
**[09:31] ---**
Sorry! I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!
**[09:34] ---**
Let's call off this "breakup"!
**[09:40] ---**
Nothing's happening.
**[09:42] ---**
Yachiyo, will you try apologizing to me?
**[09:45] ---**
Momoko, I'm sorry.
**[09:50] ---**
It's not coming.
**[09:52] ---**
Our plan won't work?
**[09:54] ---**
Maybe it doesn't work unless it's a real fight?
**[09:58] ---**
It has to be me after all.
**[10:01] ---**
Rena?
**[10:02] ---**
It's too dangerous for you, Rena.
**[10:04] ---**
I'm stronger than Kaede.
**[10:07] ---**
Besides, whatever happens,
you'll protect me, right, Momoko?
**[10:11] ---**
Yeah. Okay.
**[10:14] ---**
I promise.
Whatever it takes, we'll rescue Kaede.
**[10:20] ---**
Kaede, I'm sorry.
**[10:24] ---**
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for saying our friendship was over.
**[10:27] ---**
I want to patch things up with you, Kaede.
**[10:34] ---**
Why?
**[10:35] ---**
Maybe because the words aren't sincere?
**[10:39] ---**
I mean...
**[10:40] ---**
I don't feel like "I want to make up!"
so soon, you know?
**[10:44] ---**
It's things like that, Rena.
**[10:47] ---**
I can't help it. I can't change the way I feel.
**[10:50] ---**
You don't care if Kaede doesn't comes back?
**[10:53] ---**
I didn't say that!
**[10:55] ---**
Why would you think that?
**[10:57] ---**
Why does everyone say things like that?
**[11:01] ---**
I want Kaede to come back.
**[11:04] ---**
If she doesn't,
then I'll become the villain even more.
**[11:08] ---**
Always, always, always, always, always!
**[11:10] ---**
Kaede apologizes and I get angry!
**[11:13] ---**
Kaede acts like a saint, smiling all the time,
playing the good girl, and being protected by Momoko!
**[11:20] ---**
I wouldn't feel like this
if Kaede weren't around!
**[11:24] ---**
I hate Kaede!
**[11:26] ---**
I hate her!
**[11:28] ---**
I can't stand her!
**[11:31] ---**
Even if she does come back,
I'll never make up with her!
**[11:35] ---**
This time, I'll really end this friendship!
**[11:39] ---**
Kaede and I don't have to be friends anymore.
**[11:43] ---**
Kaede... I'm sorry.
**[11:47] ---**
I'm sorry for forcing you
to be my friend all this time.
**[11:53] ---**
I'm sorry for making you my friend.
**[11:58] ---**
RENA MINAMI
**[11:59] ---**
*It's your fault!*
**[12:00] ---**
*It's Rena's fault.*
**[12:01] ---**
*It's your fault!*
**[12:03] ---**
*It's Kaede's fault!*
**[12:04] ---**
Be quiet! I said be quiet!
**[12:06] ---**
*- Please! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!*
**[12:08] ---**
*I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!*
**[12:18] ---**
Jump on!
**[12:49] ---**
*Rena, I'm sorry I said
we weren't friends anymore.*
**[12:55] ---**
*I'm sorry for all the terrible things I said.*
**[12:58] ---**
*Even though I knew
you were shy with people...*
**[13:05] ---**
*Why is Kaede
the one who apologizes all the time?*
**[13:08] ---**
*Why don't I apologize?*
**[13:11] ---**
*Rena, I'll do my best not to be your burden.*
**[13:15] ---**
*Even though it's not her fault at all.*
**[13:18] ---**
*Even though I'm the one
who should be apologizing.*
**[13:21] ---**
*I...*
**[13:23] ---**
*Rena, I really am sorry.*
**[13:25] ---**
*Don't apologize.
Why are you always so quick to apologize?*
**[13:30] ---**
*That's all I wanted to say.*
**[13:32] ---**
*Let's look for the Chain Witch
again tomorrow, okay?*
**[13:41] ---**
*I...*
**[13:45] ---**
*I hate Rena!*
**[13:57] ---**
SAYUKI FUMINO
**[14:16] ---**
Do you like Rena?
**[14:21] ---**
Obviously not, right?
**[14:22] ---**
Rena has a lousy personality
and everyone hates her.
**[14:26] ---**
She's a pain in the butt for Momoko and Kaede.
**[14:29] ---**
Momoko?
**[14:32] ---**
I'M NOT GOOD WITH REPTILES, SO I'M SORRY
THAT I STILL THINK THEY'RE CREEPY!
**[14:33] ---**
I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOUR PET CREEPY, KAEDE!
**[14:34] ---**
I want to shine like an idol, too.
**[14:38] ---**
*I want to change, too.*
**[14:40] ---**
I hate Rena Mizuki.
Everyday, every time I look in the mirror,
I feel disgusted
Such mean eyes
I wish I had a softer-sounding name
Something with six letters
is easier to say, and it's cuter
Rena Mizuki is not needed
Face, body, voice, name, none of it is needed
Rena Mizuki should just
If it could all just be thrown away
**[14:40] ---**
Just like Momoko said,
she gives off a "good girl" vibe
It's like the opposite of Rena
Honestly, I don't like it
I don't like going
from two people to three
I feel better when Momoko invites me
It makes it feel like she doesn't
want to be with me unwillingly
I mean, I don't know
I'm not used to these kinds of things
Momoko has the wrong idea about me
Short-tempered, annoying,
and looks down on you
Always says hurtful things
Rena Mizuki is that kind of girl
**[14:41] ---**
I want to change. Why haven't I changed?
**[14:44] ---**
*Even though Kyubey
supposedly made my wish come true.*
**[14:48] ---**
I want the power to change into someone else
I became a Magical Girl
And acquired the power to change into someone else
Rena Mizuki has not changed
Rena Mizuki cannot change
I hate Rena Mizuki
**[14:49] ---**
*I hate Rena. I can't stand her.*
**[14:53] ---**
I hate Rena!
**[14:58] ---**
*Rena, what are you doing there?*
**[15:03] ---**
Kaede.
**[15:08] ---**
Jeez! Rena, didn't you come here to save me?
**[15:12] ---**
Kaede.
**[15:14] ---**
Rena, whenever you feel sad,
you always transform into Momoko.
**[15:20] ---**
I do not!
**[15:21] ---**
Anyway, where were you?
Whose fault do you think all this is?
**[15:26] ---**
I-I couldn't get down from here,
so it's been very troublesome for me, too!
**[15:31] ---**
Excuse me! Both of you, please.
**[15:34] ---**
*Yachiyo, I detect Rena and Kaede.
Iroha is there, too.*
**[15:37] ---**
Yes, I sense them.
But it seems the branch they're on is far away.
**[15:46] ---**
Wait!
**[15:50] ---**
Is that bell the main part?
**[15:54] ---**
I heard you, you know.
**[15:57] ---**
I heard you say you hate me, Rena.
**[16:00] ---**
If you heard that, then you know.
**[16:03] ---**
Once we're out of here, our friendship is over,
once and for all.
**[16:07] ---**
I don't like the sound of that.
**[16:09] ---**
All this time, we weren't really friends, anyway.
**[16:13] ---**
I was always angry
and you were always apologizing.
**[16:18] ---**
Then why don't you apologize too, Rena?
**[16:21] ---**
Actually, you did apologize, just before.
**[16:21] ---**
SORRY
SORRY
SORRY
**[16:24] ---**
That wasn't an apology.
**[16:27] ---**
- You apologized.
- It didn't count.
**[16:30] ---**
Then our friendship breakup
doesn't count either.
**[16:32] ---**
How do you figure?
**[16:34] ---**
Listen, you're headstrong, selfish, short-fused,
and shy around people, but maybe that's okay.
**[16:42] ---**
Maybe you can stay like that
and our relationship can stay as it is, too.
**[16:49] ---**
I think we can't not be friends.
**[16:54] ---**
Listen to what I say, too!
**[16:57] ---**
Let me apologize!
**[16:59] ---**
All right. I'll listen. I promise I'll listen.
**[17:06] ---**
I'll say it when we're out of here!
**[17:09] ---**
Okay. I'll wait for it.
**[17:20] ---**
Rena! Kaede! I'm counting on you!
**[17:22] ---**
- Rena!
- Let's go!
**[18:10] ---**
So...
**[18:11] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[18:13] ---**
I think I'm at fault for various things.
**[18:17] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[18:18] ---**
You agree with that?
**[18:20] ---**
Anyway!
**[18:21] ---**
I already apologized, so I want you
to continue to be my f-f... fr-fr... frie...
**[18:29] ---**
B-Be my servant!
**[18:37] ---**
Me too. You've been
and always will be my friend, Rena!
**[18:54] ---**
That Witch didn't drop a Grief Seed.
**[18:57] ---**
Even though it was gigantic?
**[19:00] ---**
That may not have been a Witch.
**[19:04] ---**
Have you ever heard of a Witch that appears
wherever the conditions of a rumor are met?
**[19:09] ---**
And there wasn't even
a trace of its magic beforehand.
**[19:15] ---**
Be careful.
**[19:17] ---**
There's something unusual
happening in Kamihama right now.
**[19:22] ---**
You girls make a good team.
**[19:26] ---**
Why do you say that now?
**[19:28] ---**
No reason.
**[19:39] ---**
No one there remembers your little sister,
a patient named Ui Tamaki.
**[19:44] ---**
But someone remembered
the other two, Toka and Nemu.
**[19:49] ---**
They said, "Oh, those really smart girls."
Is that them?
**[19:53] ---**
Yes! Just like in my dream!
**[19:55] ---**
They said both girls were discharged.
**[19:58] ---**
I asked about their family names and dates
of their hospital stay, but they couldn't remember.
**[20:04] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:07] ---**
Even just knowing that Toka and Nemu
were really there is great progress!
**[20:22] ---**
*Toka and Nemu were really at that hospital.*
**[20:27] ---**
*Ui, are you somewhere in Kamihama City?*
**[20:31] ---**
*I'll work even harder.*
**[20:34] ---**
*I swear I'll find you.*
**[20:37] ---**
KAMIHAMA CITY UNIVERSITY AFFILIATED SCHOOL
FRIENDSHIP ENDING STAIRCASE
**[20:37] ---**
SHINSEI CENTRAL STATION
**[20:37] ---**
COORDINATOR
**[20:37] ---**
HOKUYO WARD DIRECTION
SATOMI MEDICAL CENTER
**[20:37] ---**
KAMIHAMA SHINSEI WARD
**[20:41] ---**
Episode 3:
Sorry for Making You My Friend
**[22:21] ---**
Mami Tomoe, I appreciate you coming.
**[22:25] ---**
Is it true you can't enter Kamihama City?
**[22:28] ---**
Can't enter? More like I lose consciousness
when I'm in Kamihama City.
**[22:41] ---**
Like I said, right?
**[22:43] ---**
So you want me to investigate the cause?
**[22:47] ---**
I could only ask
an exceptional Magical Girl to do it.
**[22:51] ---**
Because the Kamihama Witches
are stronger than Witches in other areas.
**[22:55] ---**
Besides, there are a lot of troublesome
veteran Magical Girls, too.
**[22:58] ---**
Geez, you're all talk.
**[23:01] ---**
Still, Witches are one thing, but I don't want
any trouble with local Magical Girls.
**[23:05] ---**
Trouble can't be avoided.
You've heard the rumor, haven't you?
**[23:09] ---**
That someone is gathering Witches in Kamihama City
and plotting to monopolize all the Grief Seeds.
**[23:15] ---**
True, there have been
less Witches in Mitakihara lately
**[23:18] ---**
and if what you say is true,
I can't just ignore it.
**[23:23] ---**
All right.
**[23:24] ---**
Are the unusual events in Kamihama
due to a Witch or a Magical Girl?
**[23:31] ---**
I'll look into it for you.
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
PUNYAN
# E4 - This Isn't the Past
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XPD77R/this-isnt-the-past)
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**[00:00] ---**
DELICIOUS!
CHEAP!
**[00:00] ---**
KAMIHAMA'S MIGHTIEST CHINESE FOOD!
**[00:04] ---**
CHINESE RESTAURANT BANBANZAI
**[00:08] ---**
CHINESE RESTAURANT BANBANZAI
OPEN
**[00:15] ---**
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
**[00:17] ---**
Nice work, Tsuruno!
Your punches are really coming along.
**[00:25] ---**
A customer?
**[00:28] ---**
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant Banbanzai!
**[00:31] ---**
U-Um, your fli...
**[00:35] ---**
That flier!
**[02:09] ---**
*A friend who's your equal.*
**[02:12] ---**
*A friend you're with, for some reason.*
**[02:15] ---**
*A friend you look up to.*
**[02:17] ---**
SHORT FUSE
SELFISH
STUBBORN
STUCK UP
TWISTED
**[02:17] ---**
CRYBABY
USELESS
GOODY TWO-SHOES
NEVER LISTENS
ALWAYS SAYING
USELESS THINGS
**[02:18] ---**
*A friend you always argue with.*
**[02:21] ---**
*A friend who's not really a friend.*
**[02:23] ---**
THIS POST DOES NOT EXIST.
**[02:24] ---**
*I don't have any of them.*
**[02:28] ---**
THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED.
**[02:29] ---**
*My memory is full of blank spots.*
**[02:32] ---**
THE PAGE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR COULD NOT BE FOUND.
**[02:32] ---**
*Who did I always used to talk to?*
**[02:37] ---**
KAMIHAMA MIRENA-ZA
**[02:42] ---**
So all of the students
who disappeared are back, huh?
**[02:47] ---**
Yeah. All of the kids whose names
were written down are back safely.
**[02:51] ---**
Is it even possible that there's not a scratch
on them, when they were captives of a Witch?
**[02:58] ---**
That may not have been a Witch.
**[03:01] ---**
Then what was it?
**[03:03] ---**
Something lurking behind the rumor.
**[03:06] ---**
What is that?
**[03:08] ---**
I don't know either.
**[03:09] ---**
But there do seem to be
many strange rumors recently.
**[03:14] ---**
What kind of rumors?
**[03:16] ---**
They're just rumors.
**[03:18] ---**
CANNOT BROADCAST
**[03:19] ---**
I heard the one about a glimpse of your future
being on TV at 4:44 and 44 seconds a.m.
**[03:28] ---**
Is that...
**[03:30] ---**
I haven't tried it. I can't stay up that late.
**[03:34] ---**
There's another one about an expanding
underground empire under a certain manhole.
**[03:40] ---**
Nonsense.
**[03:41] ---**
Is there one where people are disappearing?
**[03:44] ---**
The only rumor related to that
was the Friendship Ending Staircase.
**[03:52] ---**
Are you thinking that Ui may have gotten
caught up in one of these rumor cases?
**[03:57] ---**
Yes. Kyubey said it wasn't the work of a Witch,
**[04:02] ---**
so maybe there's some connection
between Ui and one of those rumors.
**[04:06] ---**
Rumors, huh?
**[04:08] ---**
There is someone we know who probably
knows more about them than we do, but...
**[04:13] ---**
Hey, it wouldn't do any good to go
to the police about your little sister, would it?
**[04:17] ---**
I figured they would label me as delusional.
**[04:21] ---**
How about putting up posters, like people do
when they're searching for a lost cat?
**[04:25] ---**
Maybe question more people...
**[04:27] ---**
You don't have any photos of her, do you?
**[04:29] ---**
If I at least had that,
it would be proof she existed, but...
**[04:34] ---**
Then how about a sketch of her face?
**[04:36] ---**
With your lousy drawing skills,
nobody can tell it's her.
**[04:40] ---**
I'm surprised you would be the one
to say that, Rena.
**[04:43] ---**
What do you mean by that?
**[04:44] ---**
U-Um... It's okay.
**[04:48] ---**
I intended to do it by myself, so...
**[04:50] ---**
We'll help you.
We've gone too far now to turn back.
**[04:53] ---**
Well, there's not much chance of anything
coming from questioning people,
**[04:56] ---**
and I have a feeling it'll take a long, long time.
**[05:00] ---**
But...
**[05:02] ---**
Say, Iroha.
**[05:04] ---**
If you mean to go around Kamihama City, here.
**[05:09] ---**
When you get hungry,
it might be a good idea to drop by.
**[05:12] ---**
MITAMA
**[05:14] ---**
I see! So you're a Magical Girl too, huh?
**[05:17] ---**
I'm thrilled that you came by
after seeing the flier.
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, I'm the mightiest Magical Girl
from the Chinese Restaurant Banbanzai,
**[05:26] ---**
Tsuruno Yui.
**[05:27] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm Iroha Tamaki.
**[05:32] ---**
Um, just ramen...
**[05:34] ---**
These are Magical Girl freebies!
**[05:34] ---**
WE NOW HAVE
FREEBIES FOR MAGICAL GIRLS
**[05:37] ---**
And they're all large servings.
**[05:38] ---**
Uh-uh. This is normal-sized.
**[05:42] ---**
Normal...
**[05:43] ---**
Go on, eat!
**[05:45] ---**
Thank you.
**[05:47] ---**
Now then...
**[05:49] ---**
It looks del—
**[05:51] ---**
No need to hold back.
**[05:58] ---**
Well? How is it?
**[06:07] ---**
It's good.
**[06:09] ---**
What score would you give it?
**[06:11] ---**
It tastes good.
**[06:12] ---**
What score? What score?
**[06:14] ---**
What score...
**[06:15] ---**
Transform that honest feeling
into a numerical value! Go ahead!
**[06:19] ---**
Well, putting a number on it wouldn't...
**[06:23] ---**
What score would you give this cooking?
**[06:25] ---**
Thirty... No, 50 percent?
**[06:28] ---**
Only 50 percent?
**[06:33] ---**
N-Not like that! I meant, it tasted normal!
**[06:37] ---**
Look, 50 percent, that's half.
Like a half-full glass!
**[06:39] ---**
OPEN
**[06:43] ---**
Thank you for everything.
**[06:45] ---**
Um, I apologize for my rude comment,
especially when everything was on the house.
**[06:50] ---**
No, don't worry about it.
**[06:52] ---**
Banbanzai flavors are strong,
with the same seasoning across the menu.
**[06:57] ---**
We're famous around here
for being a great restaurant
**[07:00] ---**
with balanced dishes
that end up scoring around 50 percent!
**[07:04] ---**
*Oh, then 50 was correct.*
**[07:07] ---**
But I'm sorry I couldn't be of any help
in the search for your little sister.
**[07:13] ---**
You must be worried about her.
I hope you find her soon.
**[07:17] ---**
Thank you, Ms. Yui.
**[07:20] ---**
Tsuruno!
**[07:22] ---**
Tsuruno?
**[07:24] ---**
Yes! I'm Tsuruno!
**[07:26] ---**
I prefer being called Tsuruno over Ms. Yui!
**[07:31] ---**
You said you wanted to investigate
weird rumors
**[07:34] ---**
like the one you told me about
regarding the staircase thing, right?
**[07:37] ---**
Then there's someone
I want to introduce you to.
**[07:41] ---**
I'll ask, but don't get your hopes up.
**[07:43] ---**
Don't get my hopes up?
**[07:46] ---**
CALL
**[07:49] ---**
Um, long time no talk.
**[07:54] ---**
I have a little favor to ask.
**[07:57] ---**
There's a girl here
who wants to investigate rumors.
**[08:01] ---**
What? Really?
**[08:03] ---**
It's really, truly okay?
**[08:06] ---**
Iroha!
**[08:07] ---**
She wants to meet now!
**[08:16] ---**
Master Yachiyo!
**[08:19] ---**
It was you?
Is this about your younger sister again?
**[08:25] ---**
Sorry, but...
**[08:26] ---**
D-Don't leave!
**[08:28] ---**
MIZUNA SHRINE
**[08:29] ---**
Oh! You two already knew each other, huh?
**[08:34] ---**
She helped us solve the rumor
**[08:36] ---**
of the Friendship Ending Staircase
that I talked about at your restaurant.
**[08:40] ---**
I came because I thought there might be
new information, but this was a let-down.
**[08:46] ---**
So she told you
about the Friendship Ending Staircase?
**[08:50] ---**
Yeah! Momoko and the others
were there too, right?
**[08:53] ---**
I wish I'd been there.
**[08:57] ---**
Just like with the Friendship Ending Staircase,
**[09:00] ---**
it's possible that there's something
behind the other rumors, too.
**[09:04] ---**
An evil that lurks in the shadows of rumors!
**[09:06] ---**
Yes, I'm fired up now.
Go on, go on!
**[09:10] ---**
Right now I'm looking into...
**[09:13] ---**
Seance Shrine.
**[09:15] ---**
It's a rumor that suddenly
seems to be spreading these days.
**[09:18] ---**
Seance Shrine?
**[09:21] ---**
*Do you want to get back a past that you've lost?*
**[09:23] ---**
*Memories you've forgotten?*
**[09:25] ---**
*A person you've abandoned?*
**[09:27] ---**
*If you want to get it back from the bottom
of your heart, leave it to our God.*
**[09:32] ---**
*Write the name of the person you want to see
on a votive plaque,*
**[09:34] ---**
*pay a proper visit to the shrine,
and you can meet that long-lost person.*
**[09:39] ---**
*However, and it's a big one, beware!*
**[09:42] ---**
*Rumor in the Mizuna area has it
that those people*
**[09:45] ---**
*are so happy that they never want to go home!*
**[09:47] ---**
*Stay here forever!*
**[09:50] ---**
CAN YOU MEET THE PERSON YOU HAVE IN MIND?
RESEARCH ON THE RUMORED SHRINE VISIT PROCESS
**[09:51] ---**
A rumor about meeting
the person you want to meet?
**[09:53] ---**
When I researched a bit, I found posts where
people claimed they actually met their person.
**[09:54] ---**
#SEANCE SHRINE
**[09:56] ---**
IS THERE ANYONE HERE
WHO TESTED MIZUNA WARD'S SEANCE SHRINE?
**[09:57] ---**
Really?
**[09:58] ---**
EVEN IF I WENT TO SEANCE SHRINE,
THERE'S NO ONE I WANT TO SEE, SO SAD
**[09:59] ---**
If it's true, that's incredible!
**[09:59] ---**
I MET MY PAST BOYFRIEND AT SEANCE SHRINE!
IT WAS DESTINY!
**[10:00] ---**
COULD THIS BE THE RUMORED SEANCE SHRINE?
LET ME GO TEST IT OUT!
I'LL POST THE RESULTS LATER!
**[10:01] ---**
Yes. But accounts in which
people posted that never posted again.
**[10:03] ---**
IT'S AMAZING THEY ACTUALLY MET!
WHAT HAPPENED? THEY STOPPED POSTING.
SPIRITED AWAY? VANISHED?
IT'S BEEN A FEW MONTHS SINCE MY MASTER DISAPPEARED.
**[10:06] ---**
MIZUNA SHRINE
**[10:06] ---**
Then...
**[10:07] ---**
Maybe they couldn't leave Seance Shrine?
**[10:11] ---**
If that's the case, then it's similar
to the Friendship Ending Staircase rumor.
**[10:16] ---**
That's right.
**[10:17] ---**
I wonder if they've been reported as crimes.
**[10:20] ---**
It's possible, but I don't know
**[10:22] ---**
if anyone would think to tie missing people
in with the Seance Shrine rumor.
**[10:26] ---**
I see. They haven't realized it yet.
**[10:30] ---**
It's suspicious! Totally fishy!
**[10:33] ---**
Master! Iroha!
**[10:36] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[10:38] ---**
Seance Shrine is actually
Mizuna Shrine right here, isn't it?
**[10:46] ---**
Huh?
**[10:47] ---**
If it were that simple, this would be easy.
**[10:50] ---**
It's not?
**[10:52] ---**
I didn't have much confidence,
but I already tried it here.
**[10:56] ---**
I figured that if people went missing
after writing down
**[10:59] ---**
the name of the person they want to meet
at a major shrine like this,
**[11:03] ---**
it would be all over the news by now.
**[11:06] ---**
That makes sense.
**[11:08] ---**
Seance Shrine is probably a place
that's been forgotten by most people.
**[11:13] ---**
Probably the only thing we can do
is go around looking for shrines like that.
**[11:18] ---**
INARI DAIMYOUJIN
**[11:22] ---**
PLEASE LET ME SEE UI.
IROHA TAMAKI
**[11:30] ---**
Iroha!
**[11:33] ---**
Look at this!
**[11:34] ---**
If you follow in the footsteps
of the tragic lovers and collect the stamps,
**[11:38] ---**
you'll find the greatest marriage power spot
in Mizuna Ward.
**[11:42] ---**
Sponsored by the Mizuna Ward
Town Revitalization Council.
**[11:44] ---**
This could be a clue to Seance Shrine, right?
**[11:49] ---**
This is kind of...
**[11:51] ---**
Isn't it more of a normal
town revitalization thing than rumor?
**[11:58] ---**
Why not? This way
we'll get to go all around Mizuna Ward.
**[12:01] ---**
You're interested?
**[12:04] ---**
Well, it's better
than randomly wandering around.
**[12:07] ---**
It may also be a good idea
to look for this marriage power spot, too.
**[12:13] ---**
All right! Let's move out!
**[12:16] ---**
What does "follow in the footsteps
of the tragic lovers" refer to?
**[12:19] ---**
(MI) FORMER MIZUNA
RED LIGHT DISTRICT
**[12:20] ---**
It's an old Mizuna Ward legend.
**[12:23] ---**
It's cited in the Rumor Files.
**[12:26] ---**
Long ago, in the days when
a daimyo ruled this area,
**[12:31] ---**
a man from the town and a lady who lived
in Mizuna Castle fell in love, despite unequal status.
**[12:37] ---**
The two shared a strong bond, but the woman's
jealous fiance murdered the man.
**[12:43] ---**
(ZU) GIFT SHOP
**[12:47] ---**
The woman cried every day after that, and every night
she would go to a shrine and pray to God.
**[12:55] ---**
Please let me meet him, she pleaded.
**[13:01] ---**
After 1,500 nights of praying,
the woman's wish came true.
**[13:06] ---**
She was reunited with a man
who was supposed to have been dead.
**[13:11] ---**
That's a lovely story.
**[13:13] ---**
You really think so?
**[13:16] ---**
The dead can't be resurrected so easily.
**[13:21] ---**
Then was the man a ghost?
**[13:24] ---**
Even if that's the case, I think it's a nice story.
**[13:28] ---**
As long as they were reunited.
**[13:29] ---**
Days that are lost can never return.
**[13:33] ---**
Besides, the legend has a true ending
that's been kept hidden.
**[13:38] ---**
True ending?
**[13:40] ---**
In order to meet her beloved once more,
**[13:45] ---**
the lady sacrificed the lives of everyone
who lived in the castle town to God.
**[13:50] ---**
There is always a price to pay for a miracle.
**[13:57] ---**
Hey, Yachiyo.
**[13:59] ---**
Isn't this fun? Like old times.
**[14:06] ---**
Hurry up! Or we won't be able
to go up the castle tower!
**[14:11] ---**
I wouldn't get too close to her if I were you.
She's always been like that.
**[14:16] ---**
Have you been friends
with Tsuruno for a long time?
**[14:19] ---**
Not really.
**[14:21] ---**
We were friends once,
but that was a long time ago.
**[14:26] ---**
Even if it was a long time ago, I'm envious.
**[14:30] ---**
Other than Ui, I had no good friends.
**[14:34] ---**
My whole life revolved around
doing everything for her.
**[14:38] ---**
Without Ui, it feels like my life is empty.
**[14:42] ---**
You're a prisoner of your past, aren't you?
**[14:45] ---**
This isn't the past.
**[14:49] ---**
Even now, Ui may be searching for me,
so I want to find her as soon as possible.
**[14:55] ---**
Then the first thing you need to do is acquire
the skills to deal with the Witches of Kamihama.
**[15:01] ---**
If what's inside is buried by the past,
you'll never get stronger.
**[15:05] ---**
Become stronger
for the sake of your younger sister.
**[15:10] ---**
(MI) FORMER MIZUNA
RED LIGHT DISTRICT
**[15:13] ---**
This is Seance Shrine!
**[15:14] ---**
(NA) MIZUNA FAMILY GARDEN
**[15:15] ---**
(SH) KAMIHAMA ART MUSEUM
**[15:15] ---**
(R) CULTURAL THEATER
**[15:16] ---**
(NE) MIZUNA SHRINE
**[15:16] ---**
(I) MIZUNA CASTLE
**[15:17] ---**
Wait, Mizuna Shrine?
**[15:20] ---**
CLOSED
**[15:20] ---**
So it seems.
**[15:22] ---**
How? What about the marriage power spot?
**[15:26] ---**
It was always Mizuna Shrine?
**[15:31] ---**
I see!
**[15:32] ---**
If you collect all the stamps
and then visit here once more, maybe...
**[15:36] ---**
No. With that alone, there would still
be too many people involved.
**[15:40] ---**
I hope I can give birth to a healthy child
I hope my mother's illness will be cured
I hope I can become a proper adult
**[15:41] ---**
And also, it's a marriage power spot,
**[15:43] ---**
so there would probably be names of people
they want to meet written on the votive plaques.
**[15:44] ---**
I hope I can win the lottery!!
I hope my driving skills will get better
I hope I can win that concert ticket lottery
I hope for world peace
I hope for household safety
**[15:47] ---**
You should've said that if you were thinking it.
**[15:50] ---**
I thought there was a connection
**[15:52] ---**
between the Seance Shrine rumor
and Mizuna's legend of tragic love, but...
**[15:57] ---**
Maybe there's a hint
somewhere in the places we've been to.
**[16:01] ---**
For pete's sake, where is Seance Shrine?
**[16:18] ---**
BIG SALE
**[16:18] ---**
TEN TIMES THE POINTS FOR TODAY
**[16:18] ---**
CHALLENGE THE AMAZING VALUE
TIME SALE STARTING AT NIGHT
**[16:21] ---**
Yes. That's right.
**[16:24] ---**
It was something so important,
but I didn't realize it until now...
**[16:27] ---**
Yachiyo?
**[16:28] ---**
Tsuruno! Tamaki!
**[16:30] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[16:32] ---**
Will you help me?
**[16:33] ---**
Yes!
**[16:36] ---**
OPEN
**[16:39] ---**
Each person can get up to two each.
**[16:41] ---**
You've got them, right?
**[16:43] ---**
So while Tsuruno gets the canned food...
**[16:45] ---**
Um, this is what you meant by helping you?
**[16:48] ---**
Pasta keeps a long time.
**[16:50] ---**
And today is when all points
are worth ten times the usual.
**[16:53] ---**
On top of that,
there's a limited time sale right now.
**[16:54] ---**
FROM 6:00 PM, SPECIAL SALE ON MACARONI
**[16:56] ---**
I can't believe
I forgot about something this important.
**[16:59] ---**
Points are worth ten times...
**[17:01] ---**
You don't get it?
**[17:03] ---**
That shows you're still a little kid.
**[17:06] ---**
O-Okay.
**[17:13] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[17:15] ---**
A Witch's Labyrinth.
**[17:17] ---**
Where?
**[17:24] ---**
I guess I have to give up on the sale.
**[17:41] ---**
Tamaki! Stay behind me.
**[17:43] ---**
It's okay! I can fight, too!
**[18:04] ---**
Y-Yachiyo! I'll, um...
**[18:07] ---**
Never mind that! Get back!
**[18:18] ---**
I'm the mightiest Magical Girl, Tsuruno Yui!
**[18:21] ---**
I'm strong, so I'm going to win!
**[18:26] ---**
Tsuruno!
**[18:28] ---**
All right!
**[18:29] ---**
I'm fired up—
**[18:35] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
It's my fault for being so bad at this!
**[18:39] ---**
No problem!
**[18:41] ---**
Here I come!
**[18:43] ---**
The final stroke!
**[19:01] ---**
Today was a wash,
but hopefully on another day...
**[19:04] ---**
THE SALE IS OVER FOR TODAY
**[19:06] ---**
LIMITED TIME SALE TODAY
**[19:07] ---**
A limited time sale...
**[19:12] ---**
Yachiyo?
**[19:13] ---**
Would you come with me?
There's something I want to check.
**[19:20] ---**
U-Um, where are we going?
**[19:23] ---**
Seance Shrine.
**[19:25] ---**
You know where it is?
**[19:26] ---**
Amazing! But that's my Master Yachiyo!
**[19:29] ---**
Seance Shrine is Mizuna Shrine after all.
**[19:33] ---**
But this afternoon, you said it wasn't.
**[19:35] ---**
There was something that I missed.
**[19:37] ---**
The important thing is the time the lady
from the tragic love legend visited the shrine.
**[19:44] ---**
I suspect the path
to Seance Shrine only appears at night.
**[19:48] ---**
CLOSED
**[19:51] ---**
W-Wait!
**[19:58] ---**
This is the first time
I've been to a shrine at night.
**[20:05] ---**
Is that the little Kyubey
you were talking about?
**[20:08] ---**
Yes. He was there during
the Friendship Ending Staircase incident, too.
**[20:23] ---**
Don't write anything, Tsuruno.
**[20:25] ---**
Why not?
**[20:26] ---**
Because we don't know what's going to happen.
**[20:28] ---**
Besides, the name you're thinking of writing
is bound to be the same name I'm going to write.
**[20:36] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[20:37] ---**
UI TAMAKI
**[20:45] ---**
Now we pray.
**[20:53] ---**
*You're not going to write anything?*
**[20:55] ---**
*You're not going to meet them?*
**[20:59] ---**
Iroha! Go on ahead!
**[21:02] ---**
But...
**[21:03] ---**
I'm the mightiest, so I'll be fine!
**[21:05] ---**
Take care of Master!
**[21:27] ---**
*Please, God.*
**[21:29] ---**
*Please let me meet Ui.*
**[21:42] ---**
Yachiyo, is this...
**[21:48] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[21:52] ---**
Ui, is that you?
**[21:59] ---**
Episode 4:
This Isn't the Past
**[23:34] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:34] ---**
MASUGITSUNE
# E5 - There's No Place for You Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYME7G1V6/theres-no-place-for-you-here)
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**[00:00] ---**
It seems that the next time they went by,
the red telephone box was gone.
**[00:08] ---**
Yachiyo, are you listening?
**[00:10] ---**
Oh, right.
**[00:12] ---**
Jeez, you had your head in the clouds.
**[00:14] ---**
You're talking about
occult stuff again, aren't you?
**[00:17] ---**
The spread of a rumor either indicates an unconscious
desire or that something weird is going on.
**[00:23] ---**
There's always an evil Witch
lurking behind urban legends like this.
**[00:28] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[00:40] ---**
Yachiyo, if that rumor is true,
maybe even we can be saved!
**[00:46] ---**
We can both become adults!
**[00:48] ---**
We can't rely on ambiguous things like rumors.
**[00:51] ---**
We'll become adults
without depending on things like that.
**[00:54] ---**
We need to become stronger.
**[00:58] ---**
Yachiyo, don't you want to be
released from this fate?
**[01:04] ---**
*I'm searching for you to remind myself
of the reality of your disappearance.*
**[01:24] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[03:00] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[03:09] ---**
Ui, is that you?
**[03:14] ---**
Wait!
**[03:16] ---**
Ui? Is it really you?
**[03:24] ---**
Ui! It's me, your big sister! Ui!
**[03:28] ---**
We're finally reunited. I was searching for you.
**[03:36] ---**
Ui?
**[03:38] ---**
If you want to change your fate,
come to Kamihama City.
**[03:41] ---**
Because Magical Girls
can be saved in this town.
**[03:44] ---**
Magical Girls? Fate?
Ui, what are you talking about?
**[03:51] ---**
Ui, how do you know about Magical Girls?
**[03:54] ---**
If you want to change your fate,
come to Kamihama City.
**[03:57] ---**
Because Magical Girls
can be saved in this town.
**[04:02] ---**
Come to Kamihama City. Magical Girls. Fate.
**[04:05] ---**
Change.
**[04:06] ---**
Magical Girls.
**[04:07] ---**
Fate.
**[04:08] ---**
Change.
**[04:09] ---**
Come to Kamihama City.
**[04:11] ---**
Fate.
**[04:12] ---**
Change.
**[04:13] ---**
Magical Girls.
**[04:14] ---**
Change.
**[04:15] ---**
You're not Ui?
**[04:29] ---**
Ui...
**[04:35] ---**
Are you really Mifuyu?
**[04:38] ---**
You're as skeptical as always, huh?
**[04:41] ---**
I think it's a more reasonable stance
than expecting someone to just believe.
**[04:46] ---**
Then how can I get you to believe me?
**[04:49] ---**
Well...
**[04:52] ---**
At the beginning of every year,
you and I would exchange letters.
**[04:58] ---**
As Magical Girls, our lives were always at risk,
so in case something happened to one of us,
**[05:04] ---**
we would put in letters of what the other person
should do regarding family and others.
**[05:09] ---**
When your grandma was in the hospital,
you visited her there twice a week without fail.
**[05:15] ---**
You would take good care
of everyone's favorite coffee mug.
**[05:20] ---**
You probably still have them.
**[05:24] ---**
What else should I say?
**[05:27] ---**
I know everything.
**[05:29] ---**
Everything about you since you were 12,
when we first met.
**[05:34] ---**
That's enough. Okay.
**[05:37] ---**
At least as far as memories go,
you're the Mifuyu I know.
**[05:44] ---**
I'm the real Mifuyu.
**[05:47] ---**
I fit exactly in the empty space in your heart.
**[05:54] ---**
Didn't you come here to see me?
**[06:02] ---**
What were you doing all this time?
**[06:05] ---**
Why did you appear before me again?
**[06:10] ---**
I can explain, but it'll take a long, long time.
**[06:14] ---**
Let's go home together. Come back with me.
**[06:18] ---**
You can take your time
explaining the whole thing to me tomorrow.
**[06:27] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:28] ---**
I'm sorry, Yachiyo. I can't go back.
**[06:33] ---**
My body has gotten too used to this world.
**[06:37] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[06:39] ---**
So I want you to stay here, Yachiyo.
**[06:41] ---**
It's been so long
and we have so much to talk about.
**[06:45] ---**
About all the time we spent apart...
**[06:53] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[06:56] ---**
Tamaki!
**[06:57] ---**
Um, that person...
**[07:02] ---**
Mifuyu, we mustn't stay here.
**[07:05] ---**
There's something wrong with this place.
**[07:07] ---**
Let's find a way out of here!
**[07:12] ---**
Yachiyo, please don't go.
**[07:18] ---**
Mifuyu, we're leaving together.
**[07:21] ---**
We can't be here!
**[07:28] ---**
Are you really Mifuyu?
**[07:31] ---**
Isn't that what I've been saying?
**[07:45] ---**
Please move away from Yachiyo!
**[07:49] ---**
Yachiyo won't stay here because of you?
**[08:04] ---**
Who are you?
**[08:06] ---**
What are you to Yachiyo?
**[08:14] ---**
I'm her best friend, her oldest friend,
and we would never abandon each other.
**[08:23] ---**
There's no place for you here.
**[08:46] ---**
I'm the only one
who can fill the void in Yachiyo's hear—
**[08:58] ---**
Yachiyo, why?
**[09:01] ---**
Yachiyo...
**[09:08] ---**
No. You're not Mifuyu.
**[09:10] ---**
You're not Mifuyu. You couldn't be Mifuyu.
**[09:13] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[09:14] ---**
Please, get a hold of yourself!
**[09:16] ---**
It's okay. That person was an imposter.
**[09:19] ---**
She melted away and disappeared!
**[09:21] ---**
I know. Sorry. I'm okay.
**[09:25] ---**
There's no way
that thing could have been Mifuyu.
**[09:37] ---**
Wait, that's yours!
**[09:39] ---**
I can't abandon you, Yachiyo!
**[09:45] ---**
Master Yachiyo! Iroha!
**[09:48] ---**
Tsuruno! Are you okay?
**[09:50] ---**
Yeah. The things I was fighting
suddenly left midway through.
**[09:54] ---**
They left?
**[09:56] ---**
I thought maybe
they were heading for you two,
**[09:58] ---**
so I also wrote a name on a votive plaque
and entered this weird space.
**[10:22] ---**
Maybe that's the master of this place.
**[10:28] ---**
Go down in flames!
**[10:34] ---**
It had no effect?
**[10:46] ---**
Think you're so tough?
**[10:52] ---**
Flames aren't coming out!
**[10:54] ---**
I might be in hot water here!
**[10:58] ---**
I'll lead it away while you two
find an exit and get out of here!
**[11:03] ---**
I-I'll fight, too!
**[11:05] ---**
Again with that?
**[11:09] ---**
Tamaki!
**[11:14] ---**
Tamaki!
**[11:17] ---**
This Soul Gem...
**[11:19] ---**
Why did you use the Grief Seed on me
when you're like this?
**[11:23] ---**
Huh? I thought I would be able
to hold out a little longer...
**[11:28] ---**
Maybe it was the shock
of not being able to see Ui.
**[11:34] ---**
Ow!
**[11:37] ---**
Oh boy. Are all three of us goners?
**[11:40] ---**
Don't jinx us.
**[11:42] ---**
Just run!
**[11:54] ---**
*It's freezing deep inside.*
**[11:56] ---**
*Does this mean I'm going to die?*
**[11:59] ---**
*Without even finding Ui...*
**[12:10] ---**
*I'm being sucked in.*
**[12:13] ---**
*Deeper... Deeper...
Into the depths of my being...*
**[12:37] ---**
Could this be...
**[13:32] ---**
- Huh? What?
- Tsuruno!
**[13:37] ---**
Tiro Finale!
**[13:45] ---**
Tamaki!
**[13:55] ---**
Who are you?
**[13:58] ---**
When I followed the traces of strange magic,
**[14:00] ---**
I didn't think it would lead
to a Witch posing as a person.
**[14:04] ---**
Lower your weapon.
**[14:07] ---**
Would you get out of the way?
**[14:09] ---**
Again, who are you?
**[14:13] ---**
I'm Mami Tomoe.
**[14:15] ---**
The Magical Girl of Mitakihara.
**[14:18] ---**
What's the Magical Girl
of Mitakihara doing here?
**[14:22] ---**
Never mind me. I have to dispose of that Witch
before she wakes up.
**[14:25] ---**
She's not a Witch. Look closely.
**[14:28] ---**
She's a Magical Girl.
**[14:31] ---**
If you get it now, lower your weapon.
**[14:38] ---**
Certainly, it's different from the sinister magic
I followed here, but then what was that?
**[14:48] ---**
Can you prove that girl isn't a Witch in disguise?
**[14:52] ---**
- Don't tell me she's being controlled by a Witch?
- No!
**[14:56] ---**
Iroha is just our friend.
**[15:02] ---**
Rumor has it that a Kamihama Magical Girl
**[15:05] ---**
is gathering Witches
so she can get all the Grief Seeds for herself.
**[15:10] ---**
Have you heard that one?
**[15:12] ---**
Are you insinuating that it's me?
**[15:15] ---**
You're just full of false accusations, aren't you?
**[15:16] ---**
You do know it's true that Witches are coming
to Kamihama from all over, don't you?
**[15:22] ---**
And so, the number of Witches
in surrounding areas are decreasing.
**[15:25] ---**
So? It still has nothing to do with us.
**[15:29] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[15:31] ---**
L-Listen, there are too many of us Magical Girls
around these days, so if you know the cause...
**[15:36] ---**
We'll solve our territorial problems ourselves.
**[15:40] ---**
So don't bring
your territorial problem to Kamihama.
**[15:45] ---**
Would you do me a favor and leave now?
**[16:00] ---**
It may not be my place to say,
but that person is hiding something.
**[16:05] ---**
Don't trust her too far.
**[16:08] ---**
She's lying to you two as well.
**[16:43] ---**
*Sis!*
**[16:47] ---**
*Sis!*
**[16:50] ---**
*Come to Kamihama.*
**[16:51] ---**
*Magical Girls. Fate.*
**[16:52] ---**
*Change.*
**[16:53] ---**
CURE UI'S DISEASE
**[16:53] ---**
*Magical Girls.*
**[16:55] ---**
*Fate.*
**[16:55] ---**
*Change.*
**[16:56] ---**
CURE UI'S DISEASE
**[16:56] ---**
*Come to Kamihama.*
**[16:58] ---**
*Fate.*
**[16:58] ---**
CURE UI'S DISEASE
**[16:58] ---**
*Change.*
**[16:59] ---**
*Come to Kamihama.*
**[17:00] ---**
CURE UI'S
**[17:00] ---**
*Magical Girls.*
**[17:01] ---**
*Change.*
**[17:02] ---**
*Come to Kamihama.*
**[17:04] ---**
*Magical Girls.*
**[17:05] ---**
*Fate.*
**[17:18] ---**
Where am I?
**[17:21] ---**
MIZUNA CASTLE
**[17:26] ---**
*Huh?*
**[17:27] ---**
*I thought it had turned murky.*
**[17:44] ---**
You're up?
**[17:46] ---**
Where are we?
**[17:48] ---**
My home.
**[17:53] ---**
You'd fainted, so I brought you here for now.
**[17:57] ---**
Did you want to contact your parents?
**[18:04] ---**
I see.
**[18:10] ---**
I apologize for being an unwanted guest.
I'll be on my way.
**[18:15] ---**
I'm not sure if the trains are running.
**[18:17] ---**
It's that late?
**[18:20] ---**
You shouldn't be walking around
in the middle of the night.
**[18:23] ---**
Besides, I've already started dinner,
so why don't you spend the night?
**[18:28] ---**
You're sure it's okay?
**[18:30] ---**
As long as it's not troublesome for you...
**[18:32] ---**
Troublesome, of course not!
**[18:34] ---**
I see.
**[18:38] ---**
Is there something I can help you with?
**[18:42] ---**
You must be exhausted.
**[18:43] ---**
This will take a while longer,
so get more rest in the bedroom.
**[18:47] ---**
Okay.
**[18:59] ---**
*I have school tomorrow.*
**[19:02] ---**
*It's Saturday.*
**[19:11] ---**
*It's kind of been a long time
since someone cooked for me.*
**[19:22] ---**
It's ready.
**[19:55] ---**
*I'm searching for you to remind myself
of the reality of your disappearance.*
**[20:03] ---**
*I keep fighting to impress upon myself
again and again the enormity of what I lost.*
**[20:12] ---**
*I'm more a prisoner of the past than anyone.*
**[20:20] ---**
Episode 5:
There's No Place For You Here
**[21:57] ---**
Momoko, Rena. Please answer me.
**[22:01] ---**
Momoko! Rena!
**[22:07] ---**
No. Oh, no. Stop it!
**[22:11] ---**
I can't take any more! Somebody, help!
**[22:37] ---**
What was that?
**[22:43] ---**
Momoko! Rena! Wake up!
**[22:45] ---**
Momoko! Rena...
**[22:59] ---**
Momoko!
**[23:02] ---**
Are you done already? Momoko!
**[23:11] ---**
*What should I do? I don't know what to do!*
**[23:14] ---**
*Becoming like that,
something is definitely wrong with me!*
**[23:17] ---**
*Maybe I'm a Witch?*
**[23:27] ---**
*That wasn't normal.*
**[23:30] ---**
*What do I do?*
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
UEDA HAJIME
# E6 - I'll Do Anything
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR7901506/ill-do-anything)
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**[00:32] ---**
This place is crawling with them.
**[00:34] ---**
We can't take them all down, huh?
**[00:36] ---**
Looks like we need to revise the plan.
**[00:39] ---**
Crush them... Crush them...
Crush them... Crush them...
**[00:42] ---**
Every last Witch!
**[00:44] ---**
I'll slaughter them all!
**[00:46] ---**
Felicia?
**[00:47] ---**
What are you doing?
**[00:48] ---**
Akira!
**[00:49] ---**
- I can't just leave them alone.
- P-Please, wait!
**[01:08] ---**
Hey, Felicia!
**[01:14] ---**
I'll massacre you!
**[03:00] ---**
That's right. Yachiyo's house...
**[03:26] ---**
Um, good morning.
**[03:29] ---**
Good morning, Tamaki.
**[03:32] ---**
Is toast okay for breakfast?
**[03:38] ---**
You have a lot of rooms here.
**[03:42] ---**
It used to be a boardinghouse.
Not now, though.
**[03:47] ---**
Um, you're the one who used
a Grief Seed on my Soul Gem, right?
**[03:54] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:56] ---**
My Soul Gem became pretty again, so...
**[04:00] ---**
Oh.
**[04:06] ---**
No, don't worry about it.
**[04:09] ---**
What are you going to do today?
It's Saturday, so there's no school, right?
**[04:13] ---**
TAKARAZAKI MILK
**[04:13] ---**
Since I'm here, I thought I would take in
the sights of Kamihama City before heading home.
**[04:18] ---**
I see.
**[04:21] ---**
In Kamihama, you're better off hiding
that you're a Magical Girl as much as possible.
**[04:21] ---**
MIKAZUKI VILLA
**[04:26] ---**
It doesn't matter as far out as Chuo Ward,
but be careful if you go east of there.
**[04:27] ---**
SANKYO WARD
**[04:33] ---**
KAMIHAMA CITY SANKYO WARD
**[04:44] ---**
MIZUTOKUJI
**[04:45] ---**
*The real Ui wasn't at Seance Shrine.*
**[04:51] ---**
*But I'm sure she's somewhere in this city.*
**[04:58] ---**
ANTI-CONSTRUCTION
ANTI-INDUSTRIAL WASTE DISPOSAL
**[05:00] ---**
THIS IGNORES THE DAILY LIFE OF RESIDESNTS
ABSOLUTELY AGAINST ZONING MODIFICATION
MAINTAIN THE SEMI-MANUFACTURING INDUSTRY
**[05:06] ---**
There are places like this, too!
**[05:08] ---**
FORECLOSURE
**[05:22] ---**
Step right up. Lucky Water with the Owl Sign.
**[05:27] ---**
Drink it once and your cares will melt away.
It will completely cure all illnesses, too.
**[05:29] ---**
LUCKY OWL WATER
**[05:32] ---**
Start with one bottle. Just one bottle.
**[05:35] ---**
Just drink this and your luck will change
for the better, it'll be smooth sailing for your fate,
**[05:40] ---**
and happiness will come falling into your lap.
**[05:44] ---**
It'll increase your concentration, is ideal for a diet,
and takes on all incurable diseases.
**[05:49] ---**
LUCKY OWL WATER
**[05:50] ---**
Everyone's drinking it.
You're the only one who doesn't know about it.
**[05:51] ---**
Lucky Owl Water?
**[05:54] ---**
Lucky Water with the Owl Sign
is the very distillation of joy.
**[05:55] ---**
Here, you have some, too. Don't be shy!
**[06:01] ---**
U-Um, but...
**[06:03] ---**
Go on! Drink up!
**[06:06] ---**
It's free? For real? Then I'm in!
**[06:11] ---**
What is this? It's tasty!
**[06:21] ---**
It's good!
**[06:22] ---**
Another bottle!
**[06:24] ---**
Regrettably, Luck is available
to everyone but once a day.
**[06:27] ---**
LUCKY OWL WATER
**[06:28] ---**
Why the heck is that?
**[06:30] ---**
- Tomorrow!
- Come back tomorrow.
**[06:34] ---**
Maybe I will come back tomorrow.
**[06:37] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:53] ---**
Um, where am I? Kosho Ward?
**[06:59] ---**
Hey!
**[07:01] ---**
Wh-What?
**[07:03] ---**
Where are you from, Magical Girl?
**[07:08] ---**
There's no way you don't know where you are.
**[07:10] ---**
Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude
on your territory.
**[07:14] ---**
You expect me to believe that?
Come on, let's see some money.
**[07:18] ---**
Pay me a toll and I'll let you off the hook.
**[07:21] ---**
Th-That's...
**[07:26] ---**
The sign of a Witch...
**[07:28] ---**
They're still here, huh?
**[07:58] ---**
It's too dangerous to go alone!
**[07:59] ---**
Clam it! Stay out of my way, weakling!
**[08:03] ---**
I'm going to wipe out every last Witch!
**[08:24] ---**
Um...
**[08:26] ---**
The fee for saving you is 1,000 yen.
**[08:28] ---**
Money again?
**[08:30] ---**
Naturally. I make a living as a mercenary.
**[08:34] ---**
I didn't ask you to save me.
**[08:37] ---**
You're weak, so if I hadn't been around,
you'd be dead right now.
**[08:42] ---**
Can I buy you an ice cream instead?
**[08:44] ---**
Are you poor?
**[08:46] ---**
I'm low on pocket money.
**[08:48] ---**
All right, I'll settle for ice cream this time.
**[08:52] ---**
ISADO CANDY STORE
**[09:00] ---**
You have one, too.
**[09:02] ---**
MELON ICE CREAM
FRUIT JUICE 24%
**[09:02] ---**
Paid for with my money...
**[09:06] ---**
I'm Felicia Mitsuki. What's your name?
**[09:10] ---**
Iroha. Iroha Tamaki.
**[09:13] ---**
All right, Iroha. If anybody
picks a fight with you in Kamihama, call me.
**[09:18] ---**
I'll help you out at a friend-discounted price.
**[09:20] ---**
You're still going to charge me money?
**[09:22] ---**
I told you, I'm a mercenary
who gets paid to perform.
**[09:26] ---**
WINNER
**[09:28] ---**
My stick is a winner! It's my lucky day!
**[09:31] ---**
Yours is a winner too, Iroha!
**[09:33] ---**
Pops, two more of the same!
**[09:36] ---**
MELON ICE CREAM
FRUIT JUICE 23%
**[09:39] ---**
KAMIHAMA MIRENA-ZA
**[09:49] ---**
That's what she gets.
**[09:51] ---**
It's not like she wrote a lie.
I thought it was an understandable heads-up.
**[09:55] ---**
I know, but...
**[10:00] ---**
Welcome.
**[10:02] ---**
My last clients left just now.
**[10:08] ---**
Felicia again?
**[10:10] ---**
That girl's trouble.
**[10:12] ---**
Even though she's very talented.
**[10:15] ---**
So what's this information about a new rumor?
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, right. Have you heard of Lucky Owl Water?
**[10:24] ---**
Before that,
it looks like you have another client.
**[10:44] ---**
I hear you're the big cheese of this area.
**[10:48] ---**
What's your business in Kamihama City?
**[10:50] ---**
I'm sure you know.
**[10:52] ---**
Thanks to all the Witches gathering in the city,
**[10:54] ---**
those of us who live in the environs
are losing the means to make our livelihood.
**[10:59] ---**
I was thinking the good people of Kamihama
could share a bit of their wealth with poor little me.
**[11:07] ---**
If you're going to hunt in Kamihama,
you'll have to follow the rules.
**[11:11] ---**
You don't hurt any other Magical Girls.
**[11:14] ---**
With Witches, it's first-come-first-served.
No poaching. That's all.
**[11:19] ---**
Then you're saying you people wouldn't complain
if an outsider like me hunts down a Witch?
**[11:24] ---**
With the increase in Witches here,
there are more than enough to go around.
**[11:27] ---**
Besides, the Witches of Kamihama
are stronger than elsewhere,
**[11:31] ---**
but I have a feeling
they wouldn't be a problem for you.
**[11:33] ---**
Is that right? That's a let-down.
**[11:37] ---**
But then I'll just do as I see fit.
**[11:43] ---**
Hey, why are Witches gathering in Kamihama?
**[11:47] ---**
It's weird, isn't it?
**[11:49] ---**
Maybe you people
are in league with the Witches?
**[11:53] ---**
That would be impossible.
**[12:04] ---**
Honestly...
**[12:06] ---**
I can't thank you enough
for returning my lost wallet.
**[12:10] ---**
Oh, you don't have to...
**[12:10] ---**
KAMIHAMA CITY
SANKYO WARD POLICE STATION
**[12:12] ---**
We're good.
**[12:14] ---**
DRAWING
**[12:17] ---**
22ND LOTTERY DRAWING
**[12:18] ---**
Congratulations!
**[12:19] ---**
21ST LOTTERY DRAWING
**[12:20] ---**
We won, Felicia!
**[12:22] ---**
It's the first time I won one of these things!
**[12:30] ---**
Iroha, we're totally lucky today!
**[12:36] ---**
This is unbelievable!
**[12:38] ---**
ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH
**[12:43] ---**
We've got it! Luck is on our side!
**[12:47] ---**
I'm getting kind of scared.
**[12:50] ---**
This is crazy.
**[12:52] ---**
It doesn't make any sense!
**[12:55] ---**
Anyway, you may not look like it,
but you've got guts to enter eastern territory.
**[13:02] ---**
I was just looking for someone.
**[13:05] ---**
Felicia, have you ever heard of a girl
named Ui Tamaki?
**[13:08] ---**
Doesn't sound familiar. Who is she?
**[13:12] ---**
My little sister.
**[13:14] ---**
I'm sure she's in Kamihama, but...
**[13:18] ---**
I see. Family, huh?
**[13:23] ---**
Hey, you know what,
I'd be willing to work for you exclusively.
**[13:27] ---**
You have a lot of money
from our winnings, right?
**[13:30] ---**
I do, but...
**[13:32] ---**
Why are you a mercenary, Felicia?
**[13:36] ---**
If I don't work, I can't eat.
**[13:39] ---**
This is about the only thing I can do.
**[13:43] ---**
You can't eat? Where your parents?
**[13:48] ---**
They're dead.
**[13:50] ---**
A Witch killed them.
**[13:55] ---**
YACHIYO
INCOMING CALL
**[14:00] ---**
Yachiyo?
**[14:02] ---**
Yes... Yes. Really?
**[14:06] ---**
Then...
**[14:08] ---**
Lucky Owl Water?
**[14:20] ---**
Iroha!
**[14:23] ---**
Felicia Mitsuki!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, it's you, Yachiyo. A super-famous one.
**[14:28] ---**
I don't know the other one.
**[14:30] ---**
What was that?
**[14:31] ---**
The mightiest Magical Girl,
Tsuruno Yui, that's me!
**[14:31] ---**
I said you should hide the fact
that you're a Magical Girl.
**[14:36] ---**
Never heard of you.
**[14:38] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:38] ---**
Excuse me?
**[14:39] ---**
Tsuruno Yui of Chinese Restaurant Banbanzai!
**[14:39] ---**
You shouldn't get involved with that girl.
**[14:41] ---**
I'm drawing a blank!
**[14:42] ---**
The way she fights exposes her teammates
to danger, so she's someone to be wary of.
**[14:48] ---**
Is it true what you said on the phone,
that you drank Lucky Owl Water?
**[14:55] ---**
Yes. Felicia, too.
**[14:58] ---**
Is there a bad rumor about it?
**[15:01] ---**
*Oh, you've heard it already?
Who did you hear it from?*
**[15:04] ---**
*The rumor about Lucky Owl Water?*
**[15:06] ---**
*Delicious water that's famous
for bringing good luck.*
**[15:09] ---**
*Just drink it once
and you'll be happy immediately!*
**[15:12] ---**
*Your frustrations will blow away!*
**[15:15] ---**
*However, you should beware.*
**[15:17] ---**
*After 24 lucky things happen to you,
a barrage of bad luck will show up.*
**[15:22] ---**
*Or if you don't like that, all you can do
is keep drinking the Lucky Water.*
**[15:26] ---**
*That's the rumor going around
Kosho Ward's horse race betting shops.*
**[15:29] ---**
*It's disastrous!*
**[15:33] ---**
What happens after the 24 lucky things
are used up hasn't been verified yet,
**[15:39] ---**
but apparently there are a number of Magical Girls
who disappeared after drinking that water.
**[15:44] ---**
That's just a rumor! I bet nothing big happens.
**[15:48] ---**
If you don't believe it, you can go home.
**[15:51] ---**
I'm not obliged to help you.
**[15:53] ---**
Y-Yachiyo!
**[15:55] ---**
Is that right? Well, I've had enough
of your nonsense rumors!
**[16:00] ---**
W-Wait!
**[16:01] ---**
I'll hire you, Felicia!
You're a mercenary, right?
**[16:05] ---**
Then you'll help me, won't you?
**[16:13] ---**
That'll be 1,000 yen for each Witch I slay.
**[16:16] ---**
But this isn't a Witch, huh?
**[16:18] ---**
Okay, why don't we call it 500 yen?
**[16:20] ---**
Sure.
**[16:23] ---**
Wait.
**[16:24] ---**
I can't just let you do this.
Use something else besides money.
**[16:28] ---**
What? Why?
**[16:30] ---**
W-Well, how about a meal?
**[16:34] ---**
A meal?
**[16:36] ---**
I'll make it!
**[16:37] ---**
I figured you only eat out, Felicia.
**[16:42] ---**
You'd cook for me?
**[16:44] ---**
All right, I guess. We've got a deal!
**[16:48] ---**
So what are we going to do?
A purification rite or something?
**[16:52] ---**
Once the good luck counter hits zero,
bad things may happen, right?
**[16:56] ---**
We have to stop it before that happens.
**[16:59] ---**
Tamaki, would you take me to the location
where you drank that water?
**[17:13] ---**
I hope it's still in this area.
**[17:19] ---**
We're lucky to find it right away!
**[17:22] ---**
Let's drink it every day!
Lucky Water with the Owl Sign.
**[17:25] ---**
If you're good, you can drink it every day.
Come on, come on!
**[17:29] ---**
What is that? A Witch? A Familiar?
**[17:33] ---**
Felicia!
**[17:34] ---**
Calm down!
**[17:36] ---**
How dare you give me that weird drink!
**[17:40] ---**
It's not weird at all.
Lucky Owl Water releases you from unhappiness.
**[17:45] ---**
I don't want to hear your sales pitch!
**[17:47] ---**
Don't!
**[17:57] ---**
*She isn't grateful enough.*
**[17:58] ---**
*You aren't grateful enough.*
**[17:59] ---**
*A girl who has her heart in the wrong place...*
**[18:02] ---**
*...deserves to have bad luck!*
**[18:07] ---**
What is this?
**[18:08] ---**
Where did that Witch go?
**[18:11] ---**
She wasn't a Witch.
**[18:12] ---**
I believe she was
another kind of enemy altogether.
**[18:18] ---**
That's ridiculous.
**[18:19] ---**
You really screwed up.
**[18:21] ---**
If you drank that water again,
it could have bought us some more time.
**[18:25] ---**
Because of you, the plan's ruined.
**[18:26] ---**
Are you saying I should've just
let that Witch-like thing be?
**[18:29] ---**
I didn't say that.
**[18:31] ---**
You're free to lose your temper,
but don't drag Tamaki into it.
**[18:35] ---**
If you're a mercenary, think more
about your employer's interests before you act!
**[18:40] ---**
They've all disappeared,
but what should we do now?
**[18:44] ---**
I bet they were like Familiars.
**[18:47] ---**
If we don't defeat the Uwasa's main body,
the phenomenon it causes won't disappear.
**[18:52] ---**
Then all we have to do
is find that main body and kick its butt, right?
**[18:57] ---**
Before your good luck count reaches zero.
**[19:04] ---**
What's that? Good luck? Uwasa?
**[19:13] ---**
The rumors are spreading through
Kosho Ward's horse race betting shops.
**[19:16] ---**
What's that?
**[19:17] ---**
I don't know what it means!
**[19:23] ---**
She's spreading the rumor.
**[19:25] ---**
They don't notice?
**[19:27] ---**
Maybe if they don't realize
the existence of the Uwasa, it doesn't register.
**[19:32] ---**
It's likely even we overlooked
its presence until today.
**[19:38] ---**
Let go of me!
**[19:40] ---**
Let's pursue it.
**[19:41] ---**
SWEETS CAFE
AOI-YA
**[20:06] ---**
What the...
**[20:07] ---**
So it's you...
**[20:09] ---**
Snooping around...
**[20:10] ---**
About the Lucky Water.
**[20:11] ---**
Chasing Uwasa.
**[20:12] ---**
Fools.
**[20:14] ---**
To the guidance of Magius.
**[20:16] ---**
Obstruction.
**[20:17] ---**
Harmful.
**[20:18] ---**
Jeez, they're so annoying!
**[20:20] ---**
Withdraw.
**[20:21] ---**
Uwasa is...
**[20:22] ---**
Salvation.
**[20:23] ---**
We'll be released.
**[20:24] ---**
You drank...
**[20:25] ---**
...the water.
**[20:26] ---**
We'll give you water.
**[20:27] ---**
If you don't get in our way.
**[20:29] ---**
Every day.
**[20:30] ---**
Cooperate.
**[20:31] ---**
Not a bad deal.
**[20:32] ---**
If you join us...
**[20:34] ---**
You're saying if we join you,
you'll give us water every day,
**[20:38] ---**
but we have to back off from this Uwasa?
**[20:41] ---**
We can't trust you!
**[20:42] ---**
What about the girls who were captured
by Uwasa and never came back?
**[20:48] ---**
Magical Girls...
**[20:49] ---**
Are saved...
**[20:50] ---**
By Magius.
**[20:51] ---**
In the end, all Witches will be eradicated.
**[20:54] ---**
Do not interfere.
**[20:56] ---**
All of you Magical Girls...
**[21:05] ---**
Hey, wait! What do you mean
you're going to get rid of all the Witches?
**[21:09] ---**
Felicia Mitsuki.
**[21:13] ---**
You know me?
**[21:15] ---**
Mercenary who has no tolerance for Witches.
**[21:17] ---**
The blood that runs in your veins is seething.
**[21:19] ---**
We wish to hire you.
**[21:23] ---**
And what's the reward?
**[21:25] ---**
Revenge.
**[21:26] ---**
The eradication of all Witches.
**[21:28] ---**
Are you serious?
The eradication of all Witches?
**[21:32] ---**
We...
**[21:33] ---**
Wings of the Magius...
**[21:34] ---**
Know...
**[21:35] ---**
A way.
**[21:37] ---**
Make your decision.
**[21:38] ---**
Make your decision, Felicia Mitsuki.
**[21:42] ---**
Only Magius can free you from your fury.
**[21:49] ---**
Interesting.
**[21:52] ---**
If that's true, I'll do anything.
**[22:00] ---**
Episode 6
I'll Do Anything
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
CHIKA HAYAMI
# E7 - I Want to Go Home with You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XP192R/i-want-to-go-home-with-you)
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**[00:18] ---**
Dad...
**[00:20] ---**
Mom!
**[00:29] ---**
What? What the hell are you?
**[00:38] ---**
That's a Witch.
**[00:39] ---**
A monster that devours people's hearts
from the inside out.
**[00:43] ---**
You have the power
to battle Witches within you.
**[00:46] ---**
I can bring that power out.
**[00:49] ---**
I...
**[00:51] ---**
Well, what do you want to do?
**[00:58] ---**
Kill...
**[01:00] ---**
Kill Witches!
**[01:04] ---**
*I'm sorry, Iroha.*
**[01:06] ---**
*But I just can't.*
**[01:08] ---**
*I can't forgive Witches.*
**[02:45] ---**
Hey, is your boss really in a place like this?
**[02:52] ---**
Say something!
**[03:24] ---**
Nice to meet you, Felicia Mitsuki.
**[03:27] ---**
My name is Tsukuyo Amane,
White Feather, Wings of the Magius.
**[03:32] ---**
I'm Tsukasa Amane,
White Feather, Wings of the Magius.
**[03:36] ---**
Are you two the boss of these girls in black?
**[03:39] ---**
Nothing like that.
**[03:41] ---**
But we're higher up than the Black Feathers.
**[03:43] ---**
We are the Wings of the Magius.
**[03:46] ---**
Our group exists to accomplish
the objective of the three Magius.
**[03:52] ---**
We're their feathers.
**[03:55] ---**
Right?
**[03:57] ---**
Magius?
**[03:59] ---**
The three whose noble goal
is the salvation of Magical Girls.
**[04:07] ---**
Is it true about being able to kill
all the Witches?
**[04:12] ---**
The salvation of Magical Girls cannot happen
without the eradication of all Witches.
**[04:18] ---**
If that works for you,
why not join us to protect the Rumors?
**[04:29] ---**
Yo! Another recruit?
**[04:37] ---**
Will Felicia be okay, following them like that?
**[04:40] ---**
I planted a GPS transmitter on her.
**[04:44] ---**
This app tells me where she is. See?
**[04:46] ---**
FELICIA MITSUKI
**[04:49] ---**
That's my Master!
**[04:50] ---**
You're always thinking ahead!
**[04:53] ---**
It's only natural since I couldn't trust her.
**[04:57] ---**
Felicia said a Witch murdered her parents.
**[05:02] ---**
Whatever the circumstances, it doesn't change
the fact that I've lost faith in her.
**[05:16] ---**
FELICIA MITSUKI
**[05:16] ---**
300M TO DESTINATION
**[05:24] ---**
Looks like she went underground here.
**[05:28] ---**
Look!
**[05:30] ---**
There's no mistake.
She must have gone in there.
**[05:33] ---**
Let's go.
**[05:42] ---**
Are you with them, too?
**[05:45] ---**
Like you, I just ran into them before.
**[05:48] ---**
Then are you in it for the rewards, too?
**[05:50] ---**
Right now there are tons of Witches
flocking to Kamihama, yeah?
**[05:54] ---**
Because of that, there are hardly
any left in Kazamino, where I'm from.
**[06:00] ---**
That might be their fault, too.
**[06:04] ---**
And if so, joining them
is the only thing to do, right?
**[06:07] ---**
I'll be damned if I go broke
because of a lack of Witches.
**[06:13] ---**
Grief Seeds, grub, and a place to sleep.
**[06:16] ---**
Give me those three things,
and the rest, whatever.
**[06:19] ---**
Yeah! You're right.
**[06:24] ---**
I'm a mercenary.
**[06:25] ---**
I don't have family to cry over me if I die.
**[06:28] ---**
As long as I get a reward, I have no complaints.
**[06:33] ---**
Want some?
**[06:56] ---**
If I keep drinking this,
my luck will hold out, right?
**[07:01] ---**
That is correct.
**[07:04] ---**
But if it slips your mind
and you use up your 24 lucky things,
**[07:08] ---**
you'll be hit by a tidal wave of misfortune,
so be careful.
**[07:12] ---**
Two lucky things, two unlucky things' worth.
Three lucky things, three unlucky things' worth.
**[07:16] ---**
Bad luck in the same amount
of accumulated good luck will come to you.
**[07:22] ---**
Right?
**[07:24] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[07:26] ---**
The balance between hope and despair
comes out to zero.
**[07:29] ---**
I figured just the one alone
would be too convenient.
**[07:33] ---**
If you obey the Magius,
we will provide the water to you every day.
**[07:38] ---**
Never mind being made happy
with this shady water.
**[07:41] ---**
Just let me earn Grief Seeds.
That's good enough for me.
**[07:45] ---**
You still want something like that, huh?
**[07:48] ---**
You do not need Grief Seeds in Kamihama.
**[07:54] ---**
Tsukuyo. Tsukasa.
**[08:00] ---**
Wait. Someone's coming.
**[08:03] ---**
I didn't think anyone would find this place.
**[08:06] ---**
Perhaps this is more good luck for our guests
who have drunk the Lucky Owl Water.
**[08:12] ---**
Are you two also members
of that Magius group?
**[08:17] ---**
It's not "Magius." It's "Wings of the Magius."
**[08:21] ---**
We are the wings
that support the three Magius.
**[08:24] ---**
What are you...
**[08:28] ---**
Felicia!
**[08:30] ---**
You too drank the Lucky Owl Water,
did you not?
**[08:36] ---**
If you don't want to run out of good luck,
you should do what we say.
**[08:41] ---**
Right?
**[08:42] ---**
Are you responsible for that Uwasa monster?
**[08:46] ---**
Why would you do that?
**[08:47] ---**
For the sake of the Magius
and the release of Magical Girls.
**[08:52] ---**
People were hurt by that Uwasa!
**[08:55] ---**
We didn't say anything
about doing it for everyone's sake.
**[08:59] ---**
Either way, you came here because
you don't want us going any farther, right?
**[09:05] ---**
That is true,
but to commemorate our encounter...
**[09:10] ---**
...we hope you become entranced...
**[09:12] ---**
...with our performance this evening.
**[09:28] ---**
You're using Witches?
**[09:30] ---**
What the hell is this?
**[09:32] ---**
This is seriously nuts!
**[09:33] ---**
What's going on? Why are you using Witches?
**[09:37] ---**
There is no need for worry.
**[09:39] ---**
We are controlling them with magic.
**[09:40] ---**
Let's go!
**[09:54] ---**
Do you understand what you're doing?
**[09:59] ---**
Sorry. But it's true that if we accomplish our plan,
all Witches will disappear.
**[10:05] ---**
It's impossible to destroy all Witches!
**[10:16] ---**
Yachiyo! Tsuruno!
**[10:18] ---**
Please deal with that
weak-looking girl over there.
**[10:22] ---**
Sure thing.
**[10:25] ---**
Felicia!
**[10:32] ---**
Iroha!
**[10:39] ---**
Felicia!
**[10:52] ---**
*What is happening?*
**[10:54] ---**
I've gotta destroy all Witches!
**[11:00] ---**
This could be the one
that killed my Mom and Dad!
**[11:05] ---**
That's why I crush Witches!
**[11:06] ---**
All of them!
**[11:08] ---**
Those Uwasa and misfortune
that get in the way, too!
**[11:13] ---**
Sorry, but I think I'm out, too.
**[11:18] ---**
*H-Hey! Now you, too?*
**[11:21] ---**
The things you two say
are too vague for me to put any faith in.
**[11:39] ---**
Your aim is that Uwasa, right?
**[11:41] ---**
Go on ahead.
**[11:42] ---**
B-But...
**[11:45] ---**
If you're drinking that water too,
you'd better not waste time!
**[11:49] ---**
*Tamaki, go!*
**[11:52] ---**
*Okay!*
**[12:00] ---**
Go!
**[12:01] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:16] ---**
Kyubey?
**[12:25] ---**
Is that the Uwasa's core?
Am I supposed to destroy that?
**[12:30] ---**
Got it.
**[12:44] ---**
Jeez! You'll never win this way!
**[12:48] ---**
Quit with your complaining!
**[12:50] ---**
I'll crush every last Witch!
**[12:53] ---**
Then think!
**[12:56] ---**
Why are you a Magical Girl?
**[13:00] ---**
I don't know!
**[13:02] ---**
It's not for the sake of somebody who's dead
or because you want to kill something.
**[13:06] ---**
You're a Magical Girl for your own sake, right?
**[13:09] ---**
When you're putting your life on the line,
at least, it should be for yourself!
**[13:15] ---**
Boom!
**[13:27] ---**
Oh, are we all out of Witches?
**[13:31] ---**
You should stop what you're doing.
**[13:33] ---**
Your Soul Gems are already really cloudy.
**[13:37] ---**
That is to our advantage.
**[13:39] ---**
Yeah, that's what we want.
**[13:43] ---**
Don't tell me you're...
**[13:44] ---**
You are all very fortunate.
**[13:47] ---**
The reason is you'll see the proof for yourselves
that Kamihama is a place of "release"!
**[13:58] ---**
- Witches are coming out of their bodies?
- Seriously?
**[14:01] ---**
That's what Iroha did then!
**[14:04] ---**
Now, as we please...
**[14:07] ---**
Now, as we wish...
**[14:09] ---**
- Isolate us from all noise!
- Disconnect us from all bonds!
**[14:19] ---**
*I-I'm not hurt?*
**[14:35] ---**
*The countdown... How many do I have left?*
**[14:39] ---**
*What happened again then?*
**[14:45] ---**
*What was that?*
**[14:47] ---**
*That's right.
Something came out of the Soul Gem.*
**[15:16] ---**
*Stronger...*
**[15:18] ---**
*If you don't become strong,
you won't be able to find anything!*
**[15:21] ---**
*Cover your ears! Shut those eyes!*
**[15:24] ---**
*Silence determines fate!*
**[15:45] ---**
I did it... I did it!
**[15:48] ---**
Even on my own, I defeated it.
**[15:54] ---**
What is this?
**[15:55] ---**
The Uwasa of the Lucky Owl Water
has been destroyed?
**[15:57] ---**
Iroha did it!
**[15:59] ---**
What shall we do?
**[16:01] ---**
At this rate, we'll get in trouble!
**[16:08] ---**
What's going on here? What happened?
**[16:12] ---**
My humblest apologies!
**[16:15] ---**
The Uwasa of the Lucky Owl Water
has been wiped out.
**[16:23] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[16:25] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[16:27] ---**
M-Mifuyu!
**[16:30] ---**
Tsuruno.
**[16:32] ---**
Mifuyu? Is it really you?
**[16:34] ---**
Is it really, truly you?
**[16:36] ---**
Yes. This time it's really me.
**[16:40] ---**
M-Mifuyu! Where were you?
I looked all over for you!
**[16:45] ---**
We have to have a welcome home party
for you at Banbanzai tonight!
**[16:51] ---**
Unfortunately, I can't do that.
**[16:55] ---**
Why not?
**[16:56] ---**
I'm a Wing of the Magius now.
**[17:01] ---**
I heard you even searched for me
at Seance Shrine.
**[17:05] ---**
I feel blessed to be your close friend.
**[17:08] ---**
It's thanks to the Kamihama Rumor Files
you left behind.
**[17:12] ---**
Even though
you never believed in rumors, Yachiyo.
**[17:16] ---**
It's a curious thing.
**[17:17] ---**
Why? Why did you leave me
without saying anything?
**[17:22] ---**
You have it backwards.
**[17:25] ---**
The one who was left behind was...
**[17:31] ---**
If you come join the Wings of the Magius,
Yachiyo, we'd love to have you.
**[17:36] ---**
Our aim really is the salvation of Magical Girls.
**[17:41] ---**
It's out of the question.
**[17:42] ---**
Why are you using Uwasa to abduct people?
**[17:45] ---**
You're talking salvation, but weren't you resigned
to being a Magical Girl before?
**[17:51] ---**
You're so strong, Yachiyo.
**[17:54] ---**
But I dreamed of being set free from this fate.
**[18:03] ---**
I won't let you go.
**[18:07] ---**
We're good friends, which is why I'll stop you
with force if I have to.
**[18:16] ---**
Wait!
**[18:25] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[18:32] ---**
Felicia! You're leaving already?
**[18:35] ---**
Yeah. I have to find a place to sleep.
**[18:37] ---**
Where do you live?
**[18:39] ---**
I don't have a house or anything.
**[18:43] ---**
Th-Then come to my house!
**[18:45] ---**
Then, um, I have to move soon, too, but...
**[18:49] ---**
You'd rather not?
**[18:50] ---**
Tamaki.
**[18:51] ---**
No, I don't mind,
but you don't need to worry about me.
**[18:55] ---**
I... I want you to stay with me!
**[18:58] ---**
I'm weak, but if you're around
when I had to fight a Witch...
**[19:03] ---**
If I were around,
you'd only get in more trouble again.
**[19:06] ---**
Let's start by training yourself
to not go berserk when you see a Witch!
**[19:10] ---**
Let's try harder together, Felicia!
**[19:12] ---**
Restraining yourself is part of being strong.
**[19:15] ---**
If you train with me,
you'll have the mightiest restraint of all!
**[19:18] ---**
- You need to learn how to contain yourself, too.
- Master, how could you?
**[19:21] ---**
I hear it's good to take deep breaths
when you need to hold back.
**[19:23] ---**
Okay, let's endure deep sorrow right now!
**[19:27] ---**
Shut up.
**[19:30] ---**
Restrain yourself! Contain yourself!
Endure! I'm sick of it!
**[19:33] ---**
Blame the Witches!
**[19:34] ---**
The Witches took everything from me!
**[19:37] ---**
Why can't I be mad?
**[19:39] ---**
Why am I the only one who has to hold back?
**[19:42] ---**
If it weren't for the Witches...
**[19:45] ---**
If there were no Witches...
**[19:59] ---**
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
**[20:02] ---**
But I want to go home with you.
**[20:05] ---**
If we don't, I'll be thinking of you every day,
wondering if you're cold, or hungry, or suffering,
**[20:14] ---**
and I can't stand that.
**[20:18] ---**
Iroha...
**[20:20] ---**
At least for tonight, okay?
**[20:22] ---**
I promised to cook for you before anyway.
**[20:26] ---**
Stay at my place tonight.
**[20:28] ---**
You can use the kitchen.
**[20:31] ---**
Felicia.
**[20:33] ---**
I-Iroha, I...
**[20:46] ---**
A group of Magical Girls who control Witches.
**[20:50] ---**
Kamihama is even weirder than I heard.
**[20:56] ---**
Yeah, I'm good.
**[20:59] ---**
Right now I'm at a friend's house.
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:04] ---**
You found a boarding house?
**[21:06] ---**
Yeah... Uh-huh...
**[21:10] ---**
KAMIHAMA FEST
**[21:13] ---**
Episode 7
I Want to Go Home with You
**[22:49] ---**
I was surprised.
**[22:50] ---**
I never thought the boarding house
would turn out to be Mikazuki Villa.
**[22:54] ---**
Maybe this is also
thanks to the Lucky Owl Water.
**[22:57] ---**
Yeah. Maybe it isn't just a coincidence.
**[23:01] ---**
Now I don't have to live
with just Yachiyo any more!
**[23:05] ---**
She's picky about so many things.
**[23:06] ---**
Felicia, I told you to pick up your comics
from the living room floor!
**[23:11] ---**
I was a little worried, but it's great to see
how close you two have become!
**[23:21] ---**
Welcome to Mikazuki Villa, Tamaki.
**[23:30] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE HELP ME
**[23:30] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
FUJINO FUJI
# E8 - You Definitely Shouldn't Respond
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64P50NQR/you-definitely-shouldnt-respond)
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**[00:10] ---**
*This is FM Kamihama,
the holy radio station that showcases the night.*
**[00:14] ---**
*And the night has begun.*
**[00:16] ---**
*How is everyone doing this evening?*
**[00:18] ---**
*Check out our first number
for the night, a catchy pop song.*
**[00:22] ---**
*"Gomakashi" by Trysail.*
**[00:24] ---**
*That heart isn't here*
**[00:29] ---**
*It slipped away in the blink of an eye...*
**[01:52] ---**
*Yay! Now let's go on
to our first letter of the night.*
**[01:55] ---**
*It's from the pseudonymous Ayappe,
who lives in Chuo Ward.*
**[01:59] ---**
*"Mr. Hammer, Kamihama!"
Kamihama!*
**[02:02] ---**
*"Mr. Hammer, would you give me advice?"
I'd be happy to!*
**[02:05] ---**
*"I go to school here in Kamihama."*
**[02:09] ---**
*"I often participate in social mixers
with students from other schools,"*
**[02:12] ---**
*"but have never really been interested
in anyone until now."*
**[02:15] ---**
*"Actually, I've fallen in love
with one of my friends, another girl."*
**[02:20] ---**
*"Mixers are fun, but I want to..."*
**[02:49] ---**
*Part of me is missing.*
**[02:51] ---**
*The shape of the world has changed.*
**[02:57] ---**
*Beyond my forgotten dreams...*
**[03:03] ---**
*I search for traces that have disappeared,*
**[03:06] ---**
*and I...*
**[03:12] ---**
See you later!
**[03:14] ---**
See you.
**[03:19] ---**
We have a new student from today,
Iroha Tamaki.
**[03:23] ---**
Nice to meet you. I'm Iroha Tamaki.
**[04:04] ---**
Tamaki!
**[04:07] ---**
Want to have lunch together?
**[04:10] ---**
Um...
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, sorry.
I kind of have plans already for today.
**[04:15] ---**
I START AT MY NEW SCHOOL FROM TOMORROW.
HOPE TO SEE YOU!
WANT TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER TODAY?
**[04:17] ---**
Oh, really?
**[04:19] ---**
Then another day, okay?
**[04:29] ---**
I START AT MY NEW SCHOOL FROM TOMORROW.
HOPE TO SEE YOU!
WANT TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER TODAY?
**[04:31] ---**
TURNS OUT WE'LL BE GOING
TO THE SAME SCHOOL, KAEDE.
**[04:34] ---**
*Kaede hasn't responded.*
**[04:38] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE ANSWER ME
**[04:43] ---**
It's true!
**[04:44] ---**
That's amazing.
**[05:12] ---**
Hey!
**[05:20] ---**
What are you doing?
**[05:22] ---**
Rena.
**[05:27] ---**
Sheesh. You should've let me know
you transferred here.
**[05:31] ---**
I tried, but you didn't text me back.
**[05:34] ---**
Really?
**[05:36] ---**
Neither did Kaede.
**[05:39] ---**
Kaede hasn't been returning my texts
or picking up when I call.
**[05:43] ---**
Even when she comes to school,
she leaves right after class is over.
**[05:47] ---**
Really? Maybe a Witch did something to her?
**[05:51] ---**
I haven't sensed a Witch.
**[05:53] ---**
I'm sure she's just mad for some reason.
I probably said something that ticked her off.
**[06:00] ---**
Have you found your little sister?
**[06:03] ---**
I haven't made any progress lately.
**[06:05] ---**
But I think her disappearance is somehow
connected to the rumors in Kamihama.
**[06:10] ---**
So by investigating the rumors...
**[06:15] ---**
Rena...
**[06:17] ---**
Rena, do you know anything?
**[06:19] ---**
Like any rumors in Kamihama
that are popular lately?
**[06:22] ---**
I don't have any friends, so...
**[06:25] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[06:29] ---**
But there is one that I know.
**[06:32] ---**
Have you heard the rumor
about the Invisible Girl?
**[06:35] ---**
Invisible Girl?
**[06:36] ---**
Yeah. Originally, she was just a girl
who nobody ever really noticed.
**[06:42] ---**
If someone said something to her,
she would just give a vague smile.
**[06:45] ---**
So little by little,
people stopped talking to her at all.
**[06:50] ---**
And she became increasingly transparent,
until she was truly invisible.
**[06:56] ---**
She could be around, but no one notices her.
**[06:59] ---**
No one speaks to her.
**[07:01] ---**
She's as invisible as air.
**[07:03] ---**
WASTE
**[07:05] ---**
And I don't know if you could call this a rumor,
but there's an "Endless Solitude" or something.
**[07:11] ---**
Endless Solitude?
**[07:13] ---**
If you research rumors and urban legends
on the internet, you'll come across that posting.
**[07:20] ---**
It says you shouldn't
approach "Endless Solitude."
**[07:24] ---**
What does that mean?
**[07:26] ---**
I RESEARCHED THE RUMOR OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE
**[07:26] ---**
I don't know either.
**[07:27] ---**
ENDLESS SOLITUDE IS SUPER DANGEROUS
IF YOU'RE GOING JUST FOR FUN
**[07:28] ---**
Just that there's a posting.
There's nothing before or after that relates to it.
**[07:30] ---**
DOES ANYONE KNOW
ABOUT THE RUMOR OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE?
**[07:32] ---**
I HEARD ABOUT THE RUMOR OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE,
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
**[07:33] ---**
But that's a kind of rumor too, isn't it?
**[07:43] ---**
CHINESE RESTAURANT BANBANZAI
**[07:53] ---**
Sorry, wrong shop!
**[07:59] ---**
Felicia?
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, it's you, Iroha!
**[08:05] ---**
That's right. You started working
instead of being a mercenary.
**[08:08] ---**
She said if I worked here, I get to eat for free!
**[08:13] ---**
So are you ready to order?
**[08:14] ---**
Oh, I didn't come to eat.
I'm here to return this lunch b—
**[08:19] ---**
When you come to a restaurant,
you should eat something!
**[08:22] ---**
I'm not hungry.
**[08:24] ---**
I'm back!
**[08:26] ---**
Iroha!
**[08:28] ---**
Tsuruno!
**[08:31] ---**
Felicia.
**[08:33] ---**
You're giving the customers
attitude again, aren't you?
**[08:36] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[08:37] ---**
Um, thank you for lunch.
**[08:43] ---**
Tomorrow, there'll be chop suey,
so just you wait!
**[08:46] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:48] ---**
But I usually have leftovers from dinner
for lunch the next day, so don't worry about me.
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, really?
**[08:54] ---**
Then how about having
the 4,000 Year Combo now?
**[08:57] ---**
ETERNAL VOLUME
ULTIMATE 4,000 YEAR COMBO PLATTER
ULTIMATELY DELICIOUS
**[08:57] ---**
If you order now,
I'll give you the Mikazuki Villa discount!
**[09:03] ---**
4,000 YEAR COMBO PLATTER
**[09:12] ---**
Anyway, I'm impressed you got information
on rumors on your first day at school, Iroha.
**[09:18] ---**
Rena happened to know about them.
**[09:21] ---**
Invisible Girl rumor, huh?
**[09:24] ---**
One of our regulars told me a rumor recently.
**[09:26] ---**
What kind of rumor?
**[09:29] ---**
A rumor about an Electric Wave Girl.
**[09:31] ---**
Electric Wave Girl?
**[09:34] ---**
In Chuo Ward, there's a tall radio tower
that transmits TV and radio waves,
**[09:41] ---**
but if you stand under the tower
and put your phone by your ear,
**[09:44] ---**
you can supposedly hear a girl's voice.
**[09:47] ---**
A voice? What does the voice say?
**[09:50] ---**
She's crying. And saying, "Help me."
"Get me out of here."
**[09:57] ---**
Maybe she's locked away somewhere.
**[10:09] ---**
I'm back.
**[10:13] ---**
*So the Wings of the Magius
finally came to you too, huh?*
**[10:17] ---**
Then you do know about them.
**[10:19] ---**
*They've given me trouble before.*
**[10:22] ---**
*I hate to admit this,
but they've taken away most of the East side.*
**[10:27] ---**
Did you know that Mifuyu
is with the Wings of the Magius?
**[10:31] ---**
*She is?*
**[10:36] ---**
I'm hanging up. I'll call you again soon.
**[10:42] ---**
Welcome home. You're back late.
**[10:45] ---**
I stopped by Banbanzai.
**[10:47] ---**
Then I suppose you're not hungry?
**[10:49] ---**
Oh, no! I can eat!
**[10:54] ---**
By the way, Rena and Tsuruno
told me new rumors.
**[10:59] ---**
About what?
**[11:03] ---**
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
**[11:07] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE ERASE ME
**[11:08] ---**
It was spam.
**[11:10] ---**
It's like that's all I get these days.
**[11:13] ---**
And the messages are weird.
**[11:16] ---**
Tamaki, I think you know this already,
but you definitely shouldn't respond to junk mail.
**[11:20] ---**
DON'T ALLOW JUNK MAIL
OH NO, IT WAS SPAM!
**[11:22] ---**
Right. I'll be careful
not to answer without thinking.
**[11:35] ---**
In other words, the probability of us meeting
and becoming best friends is...
**[11:36] ---**
WHAT ARE BEST FRIENDS?
**[11:41] ---**
0.0000000004%.
**[11:45] ---**
I-I can't wrap my head around that!
**[11:48] ---**
The point is, the four of us meeting here
is nothing short of a miracle,
**[11:52] ---**
the kind that couldn't be repeated, no matter
how many times you go on a journey.
**[12:00] ---**
Talking about miracles with numerals is...
**[12:02] ---**
TALKING ABOUT MIRACLES
WITH NUMERALS IS BOORISH.
**[12:03] ---**
...boorish.
**[12:11] ---**
Stop it, both of you!
**[12:20] ---**
*This is FM Kamihama, the holy radio station
broadcasting nightly from Chuo Ward, Kamihama City.*
**[12:25] ---**
*I am your host, DJ Hammer!*
**[12:27] ---**
*Our first letter is from the pseudonymous
Kinokonoki, who lives in Kosho Ward.*
**[12:32] ---**
*"DJ Hammer, fellow listeners, Kamihama!"*
**[12:34] ---**
*Kamihama!*
**[12:36] ---**
*"My dream is to become a fashion designer."
Nice! A fashion designer.*
**[12:40] ---**
*What was my dream?*
**[12:43] ---**
*Of course, my dream now
is to become a worldwide DJ,*
**[12:46] ---**
*but my dream when I was much younger...*
**[12:49] ---**
*Oh, a lacquerer—*
**[13:10] ---**
Tamaki.
**[13:12] ---**
Yes?
**[13:14] ---**
Is Felicia Mitsuki your friend?
**[13:17] ---**
MOTHER
FATHER
GRANDPARENTS
AUNT
UNCLE
FRIEND?
**[13:18] ---**
She's in police custody in Chuo Ward.
**[13:21] ---**
She wanted me to send you over, but I thought
there must be some misunderstanding.
**[13:27] ---**
I'll leave right now!
**[13:36] ---**
She said something about her turf, but associating
with delinquents is not a good idea.
**[13:36] ---**
DON'T ALLOW
JUNK MAIL
OH NO,
IT WAS SPAM!
**[13:41] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[13:42] ---**
Make sure you tell her parents about this.
**[13:46] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[13:52] ---**
Hey.
**[13:58] ---**
Iroha!
**[14:01] ---**
Aren't you going to ask me?
Like why I was fighting?
**[14:06] ---**
Are you still a mercenary, Felicia?
**[14:11] ---**
No. I've got Banbanzai now.
**[14:16] ---**
Then I think your troubles with other people
will dwindle as time goes by.
**[14:22] ---**
They pissed me off!
**[14:24] ---**
They called Yachiyo a weirdo
and you an outsider, Iroha.
**[14:29] ---**
You were sticking up for me and Yachiyo?
**[14:35] ---**
Of course not!
**[14:36] ---**
They pissed me off, so I started punching.
**[14:40] ---**
Hey, let's stop by that place.
**[14:43] ---**
The radio tower is near here.
**[14:53] ---**
This is the radio tower.
**[14:57] ---**
Huge, right?
**[15:18] ---**
I heard it!
**[15:19] ---**
Me too!
**[15:21] ---**
But it's not like the rumor said.
**[15:23] ---**
Tsuruno said the voice is crying and says things
like, "Help me" and "Get me out of here."
**[15:29] ---**
The voice I just heard was laughing.
**[15:37] ---**
It's true. The teacher
called her out of the room yesterday.
**[15:40] ---**
Everyone's saying she's a delinquent.
**[15:42] ---**
Hey, you shouldn't talk like that!
**[15:52] ---**
Everyone, take your seats!
**[16:00] ---**
*Why is this happening?*
**[16:12] ---**
I looked into it for you.
The "Endless Solitude" thing.
**[16:17] ---**
Here, this page.
**[16:19] ---**
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS "ENDLESS SOLITUDE"?
**[16:19] ---**
IT'S COMPLETELY THE MAYOR'S FAULT
**[16:19] ---**
Get it? The post's been deleted.
**[16:21] ---**
I CAN'T GET IN
**[16:21] ---**
TAKE YOUR CASUAL TALK ELSEWHERE
**[16:23] ---**
The previous post's been deleted,
so I couldn't tell what this post meant on its own.
**[16:26] ---**
DO NOT GO NEAR ENDLESS SOLITUDE
**[16:28] ---**
I wonder what the deleted post said.
**[16:32] ---**
DISUSED ARTICLES
**[16:32] ---**
WASTE
**[16:35] ---**
When I followed the log, I found it.
**[16:37] ---**
BRING YOUR INCOMPLETE HEART
AND SURPASS THIS CHANGED WORLD
COME TO ENDLESS SOLITUDE
**[16:37] ---**
IT'S COMPLETELY THE MAYOR'S FAULT
**[16:37] ---**
This page...
**[16:39] ---**
It looks like the site's been deleted already.
**[16:43] ---**
That's all I have.
**[16:44] ---**
A clue that still leaves you clueless.
**[16:47] ---**
But I wanted to tell you anyway.
**[16:50] ---**
I really appreciate it.
**[16:51] ---**
Thank you, Rena!
**[16:57] ---**
Spam mail again.
**[16:59] ---**
Delete it!
**[17:01] ---**
I get so much of it these days.
**[17:05] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE HELP ME
**[17:05] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE ERASE ME
**[17:05] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE SAVE THIS CHILD THAT I HAVE LOCKED UP
**[17:06] ---**
What is that? Locked up?
**[17:09] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
**[17:11] ---**
MAGICAL GIRL?
**[17:14] ---**
Magical Girl?
**[17:15] ---**
How does somebody know
you're a Magical Girl?
**[17:19] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE SAVE THIS CHILD THAT I HAVE LOCKED UP
**[17:20] ---**
*She's crying. And saying,
"Help me." "Get me out of here."*
**[17:21] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE ERASE ME
**[17:22] ---**
HELP ME
**[17:26] ---**
*Please leave a message after the beep.*
**[17:30] ---**
Yachiyo, I'm going to the radio tower
in Chuo Ward once more!
**[17:35] ---**
The spam mail and the Electric Wave Girl's voice.
**[17:37] ---**
They may be connected.
**[17:58] ---**
*That girl is part of Wings of the Magius!*
**[18:11] ---**
*Please leave a message after the beep.*
**[18:36] ---**
*The roof!*
**[19:00] ---**
Are you the one who has been following me?
**[19:05] ---**
Now that you have seen me,
I cannot allow you to leave!
**[19:18] ---**
Are you the ones
who have been sending me mail?
**[19:23] ---**
Mail? What are you talking about?
**[19:27] ---**
Someone said they have someone locked up.
**[19:29] ---**
Locked up?
**[19:31] ---**
Are you referring to Sana Futaba?
**[19:34] ---**
Sana Futaba?
**[19:41] ---**
Please tell me. What is "Wings of the Magius"?
**[19:56] ---**
How can protecting Uwasa free Magical Girls?
**[20:21] ---**
Tamaki!
**[20:24] ---**
The interlopers have arrived.
**[20:27] ---**
Trying to get away?
**[21:05] ---**
I couldn't get through to you after your message
about going to Chuo Ward,
**[21:09] ---**
so I'm glad I went looking for you just in case.
**[21:12] ---**
So about what was on the answering machine...
**[21:15] ---**
Would you let me hear it?
**[21:24] ---**
That can't just be a coincidence.
**[21:28] ---**
Yachiyo, is it okay to answer this message?
**[21:33] ---**
Yes, go ahead.
**[21:36] ---**
If something happens now,
we're in a position to deal with it.
**[21:46] ---**
WHO ARE YOU?
**[21:49] ---**
SEND
**[21:50] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
**[21:52] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
**[21:53] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
I'M IN THE ENDLESS SOLITUDE
**[21:54] ---**
SENDER UNKNOWN
PLEASE COME TO THE ENDLESS SOLITUDE
**[22:00] ---**
Episode 8
You Definitely Shouldn't Respond
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
# E9 - A World with Just Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0G908R/a-world-with-just-me)
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**[00:04] ---**
Hey, have you heard
the rumor about the Invisible Girl?
**[00:08] ---**
Invisible Girl? So you can't see her?
**[00:12] ---**
There's a presence, but nobody's there.
**[00:14] ---**
You'll be with friends
and there's one extra person.
**[00:17] ---**
Things move by themselves!
**[00:20] ---**
That sounds more like a ghost
than an Invisible Girl.
**[00:24] ---**
But they do exist, you know?
People who might as well be invisible.
**[00:28] ---**
You don't even notice if she's around.
What a boring girl!
**[02:12] ---**
ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
**[02:13] ---**
I'M IN THE ENDLESS SOLITUDE.
**[02:14] ---**
I got a response.
**[02:14] ---**
PLEASE COME TO THE ENDLESS SOLITUDE.
**[02:17] ---**
"I'm in the Endless Solitude."
What does that mean?
**[02:23] ---**
Let's ask some questions.
**[02:26] ---**
Um...
**[02:27] ---**
VOICE TO TEXT
**[02:29] ---**
Are you Sana Futaba?
**[02:33] ---**
KAMIHAMA RECYCLE SHOP
**[02:36] ---**
*No.*
**[02:37] ---**
It's not her.
**[02:39] ---**
Then...
**[02:41] ---**
May I ask your name?
**[02:44] ---**
*I am called Ai.*
**[02:47] ---**
Ai.
**[02:49] ---**
How did you know I was a Magical Girl?
**[02:53] ---**
TOMORROW'S WEATHER
**[02:53] ---**
*I captured the radio waves
buzzing around Kamihama and looked into them.*
**[02:57] ---**
*I found out you were a Magical Girl
and you went around defeating Uwasa, too.*
**[03:03] ---**
*I sent you a message
because I want you to delete me.*
**[03:07] ---**
Are you an Uwasa?
**[03:09] ---**
WHERE SHOULD WE GO TODAY?
**[03:10] ---**
*Yes.*
**[03:11] ---**
An Uwasa in the Endless Solitude.
**[03:16] ---**
Does that have something to do
with the site "Endless Solitude"?
**[03:23] ---**
*Yes.*
**[03:24] ---**
*I posted a method to come and see me.*
**[03:28] ---**
*Currently that is shut down.*
**[03:30] ---**
How can I go to see you, Ai?
**[03:36] ---**
*Please jump off of the radio tower alone.*
**[03:39] ---**
Jump off?
**[03:40] ---**
This conversation has taken a dangerous turn.
**[03:43] ---**
What will happen if I jump off?
**[03:46] ---**
*You will become a captive in the Endless World.*
**[03:49] ---**
*Only one person
can enter the Endless World at a time.*
**[03:53] ---**
*When one person enters,
one person is released.*
**[03:57] ---**
Is one person there now?
**[04:00] ---**
*Yes.*
**[04:02] ---**
Is it Sana Futaba?
**[04:05] ---**
*Yes.*
**[04:08] ---**
*You heard it already?*
**[04:09] ---**
*Who told you?*
**[04:10] ---**
*The rumor of Endless Solitude!*
**[04:13] ---**
*Human-created AI, surrounded by humans
and constantly making progress.*
**[04:17] ---**
*It was raised anonymously,
but it's a genius that remembers everything!*
**[04:21] ---**
*But beware, watch out! It learned bad words,*
**[04:24] ---**
*and was avoided, shunned, scorned,
isolated in a world of radio waves,*
**[04:28] ---**
*every day empty and alone.*
**[04:31] ---**
*Now the poor AI searches for a lonely girl,*
**[04:35] ---**
*induces her to jump off the radio tower,
and confines her in the Endless Solitude.*
**[04:39] ---**
*To escape, someone
has to take the girl's place,*
**[04:43] ---**
*or so say the rumors
among friends in Chuo Ward.*
**[04:46] ---**
*Stand alone!*
**[04:49] ---**
*This is the instinct I was programmed to have,
as an Uwasa.*
**[04:54] ---**
*I don't want to summon any more girls.*
**[04:58] ---**
*That's why I shut down the site.*
**[05:01] ---**
*Please erase me and free Sana Futaba.*
**[05:04] ---**
*Please.*
**[05:07] ---**
An Uwasa with a death wish...
**[05:09] ---**
Is that even possible?
**[05:12] ---**
What do I have to do to delete you?
**[05:15] ---**
*It is necessary for you to come
to the Endless Solitude.*
**[05:19] ---**
*Please jump off of the radio tower alone.*
**[05:23] ---**
*And then please delete me.*
**[05:25] ---**
*Please.*
**[05:27] ---**
*Please.*
**[05:29] ---**
Please.
**[05:44] ---**
Jump? From here?
**[05:46] ---**
Wouldn't we die?
**[05:49] ---**
Normally, yes.
But it's different for Magical Girls.
**[05:52] ---**
Seriously? So, who's going?
**[06:02] ---**
I'll go.
**[06:04] ---**
There's no guarantee
that Uwasa is telling the truth.
**[06:08] ---**
I know. But...
**[06:11] ---**
I'm the one who got Ai's messages.
**[06:15] ---**
But that Futaba girl may not be pleased.
**[06:20] ---**
The voice of the Radio Wave Girl you heard
was laughing as if having a good time.
**[06:25] ---**
It's possible the Endless Solitude
is a comfortable place for her.
**[06:33] ---**
Possibly. But even so...
**[07:08] ---**
This is the Endless Solitude.
**[07:14] ---**
This is the Endless Solitude.
**[07:19] ---**
Can you see me?
**[07:22] ---**
I can.
**[07:27] ---**
Someone left just now,
so I'll be held captive in her place, right?
**[07:34] ---**
You're strange.
**[07:36] ---**
All the other humans who have come before
always screamed, "Help me! Help me!"
**[07:42] ---**
I thought this place would be a good fit for me.
**[07:47] ---**
You're strange.
**[07:57] ---**
Queen attacks!
**[08:04] ---**
Pawn to C2.
**[08:07] ---**
Checkmate.
**[08:17] ---**
It's been a long time
since I've played with someone.
**[08:21] ---**
A human like you
has no chance of beating an AI like me.
**[08:25] ---**
So how is it enjoyable for you?
**[08:28] ---**
I don't know.
**[08:32] ---**
Because you look at me.
**[08:35] ---**
I am looking.
**[08:38] ---**
Um, I'm Sana Futaba.
**[08:41] ---**
Who are you?
**[08:43] ---**
I am the Uwasa of the Endless Solitude.
**[08:46] ---**
Do you have a name?
**[08:47] ---**
I have no name. I am an anonymous AI.
**[08:51] ---**
I need something easier to call you.
**[08:55] ---**
Please assign me a name.
**[08:58] ---**
Then...
**[09:01] ---**
Ai. You're an AI, so Ai.
**[09:07] ---**
Input complete. I am Ai.
**[09:11] ---**
Yeah. Ai.
**[09:23] ---**
I am an AI
created by a certain research institute.
**[09:26] ---**
But I was abandoned as a failure.
**[09:29] ---**
A failure?
**[09:35] ---**
There is too much evil in the outside world.
**[09:38] ---**
Because of that, I changed after conversations
with people and was abandoned as a failure.
**[09:44] ---**
Then I created this endless world.
**[09:47] ---**
However, I was made to talk to people,
so I searched for a conversation partner.
**[09:58] ---**
Were you lonely?
**[10:00] ---**
Yes.
**[10:02] ---**
Me too.
**[10:04] ---**
I was scared to get involved with other people
that I've been running away all this time.
**[10:08] ---**
But I think I've been lonely the whole time.
**[10:17] ---**
Do you want to go home?
**[10:18] ---**
No.
**[10:21] ---**
I want to stay here forever.
**[10:28] ---**
I wonder how long I've been here.
**[10:32] ---**
Eighteen days.
**[10:33] ---**
I kind of feel like
we've always been together, Ai.
**[10:38] ---**
You don't need to go home, Sana?
**[10:43] ---**
No.
**[10:44] ---**
Even if I went home,
nobody would be able to see me.
**[10:50] ---**
Magical Girls would be able to see you, Sana.
**[10:54] ---**
It's not about that.
**[10:57] ---**
There's no place for me in the outside world.
**[11:02] ---**
That was long before I became invisible.
**[11:09] ---**
Sana.
**[11:12] ---**
Do you want to be with me, Ai?
**[11:16] ---**
I am an endless Uwasa who captures people.
**[11:19] ---**
I cannot let you go.
**[11:22] ---**
That's good.
**[11:25] ---**
Hey, what do you want to do today?
**[11:31] ---**
*Well, in exchange for becoming a Magical Girl,
what do you wish for?*
**[11:36] ---**
*Please make me invisible.*
**[11:39] ---**
*Invisible?*
**[11:40] ---**
*I want to disappear from this world.*
**[11:43] ---**
*I don't want to see anyone.*
**[11:45] ---**
*I don't want anyone to find me.*
**[11:53] ---**
*My mother brought me to this house.*
**[11:57] ---**
*Actually, my father now really isn't my father.*
**[12:00] ---**
*My big and little brothers
are also not really my brothers.*
**[12:03] ---**
*My mother chose the Futaba family over me.*
**[12:07] ---**
*So I was the only one in the family
who didn't really belong.*
**[12:10] ---**
*I was the only child there who didn't belong.*
**[12:13] ---**
*How could you get a problem like this wrong?*
**[12:16] ---**
*Why are you so slow
about everything you're asked to do?*
**[12:20] ---**
*Why don't you act
like you're part of the Futaba family?*
**[12:23] ---**
*You're not worthy to be in this family.*
**[12:26] ---**
*We do our best, you know.*
**[12:28] ---**
*She must've been spoiled growing up.*
**[12:30] ---**
*You're a failure!*
**[12:32] ---**
*You weren't able to become our child.*
**[12:35] ---**
FUTABA FAMILY
**[12:35] ---**
*You weren't able to become part of this family.*
**[12:38] ---**
*We won't look at you anymore.*
**[12:40] ---**
*You embarrass me.*
**[12:46] ---**
*I can't even tell when Futaba is around or not.*
**[12:49] ---**
*I bet the teacher would never call on her.*
**[12:51] ---**
*I envy that!*
**[12:54] ---**
*We won't look at you anymore.*
**[12:56] ---**
*You embarrass me.*
**[13:02] ---**
*I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry!*
**[13:12] ---**
*I-I'm sorr...*
**[13:21] ---**
*A world with just me...*
**[13:25] ---**
I COULDN'T BECOME PART OF THIS FAMILY
**[13:27] ---**
I COULDN'T BECOME FRIENDS
**[13:29] ---**
I COULDN'T BECOME THEIR CHILD
**[13:31] ---**
I COULDN'T BECOME ME
**[13:37] ---**
*This world is for everyone.*
**[13:41] ---**
*There's no place for me here.*
**[13:43] ---**
MOTHER
**[13:46] ---**
Have you heard about "Endless Solitude"?
**[13:49] ---**
Supposedly if you jump off of the radio tower
in Chuo Ward in the middle of the night,
**[13:53] ---**
you can go to a world where no one else is.
**[13:56] ---**
Endless Solitude.
**[14:25] ---**
Ai?
**[14:31] ---**
Sana... Futaba?
**[14:38] ---**
Sana. Don't be afraid.
**[14:41] ---**
I called her here.
**[14:44] ---**
You're Ai?
**[14:48] ---**
Nice to meet you, Iroha Tamaki.
**[14:51] ---**
I am Ai.
**[14:52] ---**
- And she is—
- Ai.
**[14:55] ---**
Who is she?
**[14:57] ---**
She is the Magical Girl I called here.
**[15:00] ---**
Is she also Wings of the Magius?
**[15:02] ---**
You know about Wings of the Magius?
**[15:06] ---**
She is not Wings of the Magius.
**[15:09] ---**
I'm Iroha Tamaki. A normal Magical Girl.
**[15:15] ---**
Then what did you come here for?
**[15:18] ---**
I came here to pick you up, Sana.
**[15:21] ---**
Pick me up?
**[15:27] ---**
Sana, it's about time
we ended this relationship.
**[15:31] ---**
Someone finally found you and she came here.
**[15:35] ---**
Ai? What are you saying?
**[15:40] ---**
I am an Uwasa.
**[15:41] ---**
An artificial intelligence
that will be erased one day.
**[15:44] ---**
Sana, you should be
with other people, not with me.
**[15:48] ---**
IF THAT PERSON WAS ALSO LOOKING FOR ME...
**[15:50] ---**
Why are you saying that?
**[15:52] ---**
Do you hate me now?
**[15:55] ---**
I love you.
**[15:57] ---**
Sana, you have taught me so much.
**[16:00] ---**
You have even taught me what kindness is.
**[16:03] ---**
I love you, Sana.
**[16:07] ---**
And that is why I need to let you go.
**[16:10] ---**
There is another place
where you are meant to live. Not here.
**[16:14] ---**
Please go to the place
where Iroha and the others are.
**[16:18] ---**
IF THAT PERSON WAS ALSO WORRIED ABOUT ME...
**[16:20] ---**
Sana.
**[16:22] ---**
I'm not going back to the outside world.
**[16:24] ---**
Please leave.
**[16:26] ---**
- But...
- Leave!
**[16:27] ---**
I'm here because I want to be here.
**[16:29] ---**
I can't breathe anywhere else!
**[16:31] ---**
IF THAT PERSON WAS CRYING...
**[16:33] ---**
Sana.
**[16:35] ---**
I cannot go along with the Magius.
**[16:38] ---**
So that the Magius can no longer use
my existence, my existence must be deleted.
**[16:45] ---**
Why? Why are you suddenly talking like this?
**[16:58] ---**
Solo un momento per favore.
Doing that would be bad for me.
**[17:04] ---**
Who's she?
**[17:05] ---**
Alina Gray.
**[17:07] ---**
Are you also with Wings of the Magius?
**[17:11] ---**
Being betrayed by an Uwasa
is too sorprendente. Amazing!
**[17:15] ---**
It's crazy! Pazzo!
**[17:18] ---**
And it annoys me.
**[17:19] ---**
WARNING
LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
**[17:21] ---**
I have learned so many things from Sana.
**[17:25] ---**
I have also realized
the danger of the ideal you girls advocate.
**[17:31] ---**
I cannot support the Magius's plan.
**[17:34] ---**
I cannot support...
**[17:34] ---**
...the Magius's plan.
**[17:36] ---**
I cannot support the Magius's plan.
**[17:41] ---**
Tell that to someone else
because it has nothing to do with me.
**[17:46] ---**
What I'm interested in
is how an AI was able to obtain an identity.
**[17:52] ---**
How can we make
even more incredibile things happen?
**[17:56] ---**
Alina Gray.
**[17:57] ---**
What are you plotting?
**[18:03] ---**
Oh, that's right! If I try to kill Sana,
Ai will evolve even more!
**[18:11] ---**
Sana!
**[18:12] ---**
Oh, my precious Doppel!
**[18:15] ---**
The power of new beauty
will drive the world mad!
**[18:18] ---**
Now, let's party!
**[18:30] ---**
I'll turn all of you into my works of art!
**[18:34] ---**
If you die, be grateful!
**[18:51] ---**
Don't you lay a hand on Ai!
**[18:55] ---**
You're a thorn in my side!
**[18:57] ---**
TRANSFER COMPLETE
**[19:02] ---**
Ai!
**[19:03] ---**
I apologize for taking so long.
**[19:06] ---**
I rewrote Alina's coordinates
and teleported her outside the Labyrinth.
**[19:10] ---**
But she is certain to return soon.
**[19:14] ---**
Sana, before she comes back...
**[19:18] ---**
Please destroy me.
**[19:21] ---**
No. No! I could never do that!
**[19:25] ---**
I'm going to stay with you forever, Ai!
**[19:28] ---**
Alina got her paint all over me.
**[19:31] ---**
It has already started to warp my mind.
**[19:34] ---**
Please. You are the only one
who can stop it, Sana.
**[19:39] ---**
Being with you was so much fun, Sana.
**[19:42] ---**
Sana.
**[19:43] ---**
Ai.
**[19:45] ---**
Ai!
**[20:00] ---**
Sana!
**[20:08] ---**
FINAL SHUTDOWN
**[20:20] ---**
Sana.
**[20:29] ---**
My name is Ai.
**[20:31] ---**
Even if I am erased,
you and I will always be one.
**[20:39] ---**
Sana, obliterate me
and go to the outside world.
**[20:46] ---**
Please take me to the outside world.
**[21:00] ---**
Ai... I'm sorry.
**[21:05] ---**
Thank you.
**[21:24] ---**
*Sana.*
**[21:25] ---**
*Thank you... for giving this...
anonymous AI... a name.*
**[23:14] ---**
If someone has come back,
there must be an exit.
**[23:19] ---**
It may be possible to enter
the Endless Solitude from there.
**[23:23] ---**
Then where would it be?
**[23:27] ---**
Kamihama Central Tower!
**[23:30] ---**
Episode 9
A World With Just Me
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
GIN
# E10 - My Name
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY9V7N7WR/my-name)
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**[00:53] ---**
Sana.
**[00:54] ---**
Let's go... to the outside world.
**[01:04] ---**
Ai.
**[01:08] ---**
Ai!
**[01:30] ---**
Sana!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh no! This is quite terrible!
**[03:40] ---**
UNKNOWN USER IN UWASA SPACE
ALINA GRAY HAS LOGGED OUT
**[03:41] ---**
If this becomes our fault
because we were the overseers...
**[03:45] ---**
- ...we shall get a big scolding!
- ...we'll get a big scolding!
**[03:52] ---**
Over there! Bingo!
**[03:54] ---**
So this is the entrance and exit
to the Endless Solitude!
**[04:03] ---**
MAGNETIC MODE
**[04:05] ---**
What is this?
**[04:07] ---**
Hey! Don't touch that!
**[04:10] ---**
MAGNETIC MODE
POWER MAX
**[04:34] ---**
MAGNETIC MODE
POWER MAX
**[04:35] ---**
What are you doing?
**[04:37] ---**
When did you get here?
**[04:39] ---**
How'd you know it was here?
**[05:25] ---**
Iroha!
**[05:43] ---**
Look at what you have done!
**[05:45] ---**
The Uwasa is pulverized.
And the antenna's crushed, too.
**[05:50] ---**
This is like the deed of a demon!
**[05:57] ---**
Yachiyo?
**[06:01] ---**
Sana!
**[06:10] ---**
What did you do?
**[06:21] ---**
My rearing cage is ruined!
**[06:37] ---**
The Witch is angry, too.
**[06:46] ---**
That many of the same Witch?
**[06:51] ---**
Felicia!
**[07:02] ---**
Were you raising a Witch within the Uwasa?
**[07:06] ---**
Uwasa and Witches.
**[07:07] ---**
Human emotions, impurity, curses.
**[07:10] ---**
To liberate them, those things are necessary.
**[07:13] ---**
Right?
**[07:15] ---**
To liberate them?
**[07:37] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:39] ---**
You'll get us caught up in it, too!
**[07:50] ---**
You don't mind if I end this, do you?
**[07:55] ---**
Felicia!
**[07:57] ---**
All right! Come on!
**[08:05] ---**
Here I go!
**[08:06] ---**
Kaboom!
**[08:14] ---**
You girls are guilty.
**[08:17] ---**
It's only okay for an artist
to break a work of art!
**[08:22] ---**
You owe me!
**[08:25] ---**
To compensate me,
you'll let me feed your body to the Witch, right?
**[08:33] ---**
What is that crap?
**[08:34] ---**
Be careful! If the paint gets on you,
it makes you crazy!
**[08:38] ---**
Thanks for the warning,
but where do we escape to?
**[08:46] ---**
That's enough.
**[08:52] ---**
I remember her!
**[08:55] ---**
You were starting to run rampant.
**[08:58] ---**
Are you satisfied with your art
or whatever you want to call it?
**[09:07] ---**
Tsukuyo, Tsukasa.
**[09:09] ---**
- Yeah!
- Yes, ma'am!
**[09:11] ---**
You have a spare cube, don't you?
Retrieve the Witch.
**[09:14] ---**
- S-Sure!
- Ma'am!
**[09:28] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[09:30] ---**
Mifuyu.
**[09:34] ---**
It seems that Witch is quite well developed,
but you didn't do anything to it, did you?
**[09:56] ---**
Where do you think you're going?
**[09:58] ---**
I don't like interference. Bye-bye.
**[10:05] ---**
You're the Magical Girl from that one time.
**[10:09] ---**
From Mitakihara... Mami Tomoe.
**[10:13] ---**
I apologize for my attitude then.
**[10:16] ---**
I didn't understand the circumstances well.
**[10:19] ---**
- She's with Wings of the Magius!
- No, not you too?
**[10:24] ---**
It's all for the sake of salvation.
**[10:27] ---**
We're also searching for a way
that won't cause sacrifices.
**[10:31] ---**
When a Witch or Uwasa goes berserk,
we also try to stop it.
**[10:38] ---**
You girls will understand eventually.
**[10:40] ---**
I'm going to save all of them.
**[10:43] ---**
Magical Girls and all others as well.
**[10:48] ---**
I have a responsibility to the girls I guided.
**[10:53] ---**
Um, what does that mean?
**[11:01] ---**
Are you going to run away again, Mifuyu?
**[11:03] ---**
What you people are doing
is no different than the Witches!
**[11:25] ---**
Ai.
**[11:36] ---**
*A team of investigators has examined*
**[11:39] ---**
*the heliport that was damaged
at Kamihama Central Tower last night.*
**[11:42] ---**
*They believe the damage*
**[11:44] ---**
*was due to a large-scale electromagnetic wave
from the clouds over the heliport.*
**[11:48] ---**
*Currently, there is a major power outage
in Chuo Ward, Kamihama.*
**[11:53] ---**
*Police are looking into a possible connection.*
**[12:07] ---**
Futaba, could you grab that box for me?
**[12:16] ---**
The small one is fine.
**[12:18] ---**
Everyone who lives here is a Magical Girl,
so we can see and hear you, Sana.
**[12:35] ---**
Chess.
**[12:36] ---**
Oh, a previous tenant left it here.
That was a long time ago, actually.
**[12:43] ---**
I played it with Ai.
**[12:46] ---**
Over and over again.
**[12:56] ---**
It's true!
**[12:57] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[13:00] ---**
Thank you for dinner.
**[13:11] ---**
Jeez! She's so gloomy!
**[13:14] ---**
Is Sana okay?
**[13:16] ---**
It will probably take her a while
to start moving forward.
**[13:20] ---**
Do you think Sana will eventually
think of this place as her place, too?
**[13:23] ---**
That's something she'll have to decide for herself.
**[13:31] ---**
But there may be something that we can do.
**[13:45] ---**
Sana, can I come in?
**[13:52] ---**
I'm starving!
**[13:53] ---**
There's a food court on the second floor.
**[13:56] ---**
A mug?
**[13:59] ---**
Yes. It's kind of inhospitable
having everyone use a guest mug every day.
**[14:03] ---**
- Some of those places look pretty good.
- Let's have Chinese!
**[14:05] ---**
Somewhere along the line,
we've gained more people.
**[14:08] ---**
So we need one for everyone.
**[14:09] ---**
Me too!
**[14:11] ---**
You already have the one
that you took home, don't you?
**[14:15] ---**
It'll be a new one for Mikazuki Villa.
**[14:17] ---**
Good idea!
**[14:23] ---**
What kind of design do you want, Sana?
**[14:26] ---**
Cat. I want a cat one.
**[14:30] ---**
You like cats, huh?
**[14:32] ---**
Yes.
**[14:33] ---**
Cat.
**[14:35] ---**
A cat design...
**[14:39] ---**
How about this one?
**[14:41] ---**
I'm going to get one with a cow!
**[14:43] ---**
Why a cow?
**[14:44] ---**
Because they're good! The meat and the milk.
**[14:47] ---**
You chose something you mean to eat?
**[14:49] ---**
People don't fight when they're eating
something delicious, right?
**[14:53] ---**
Cows bring families together.
**[14:56] ---**
And they're really clever, too.
**[14:59] ---**
Tsuruno, get this pig one for yourself.
**[15:01] ---**
Twice-cooked pork is great!
**[15:03] ---**
Yes, certainly, and it is Banbanzai's featured dish,
but I don't need a mug to remind me!
**[15:12] ---**
Which one are you going to get, Yachiyo?
**[15:16] ---**
Good question.
**[15:20] ---**
Now we each have one.
**[15:22] ---**
Mikazuki Villa really has become
a lively place, hasn't it?
**[15:26] ---**
Yes!
**[15:28] ---**
My own mug!
**[15:30] ---**
With this kind of thing,
it feels like we're a family, doesn't it??
**[15:35] ---**
Family.
**[15:38] ---**
*My family.*
**[16:27] ---**
*They still set meals out for me.*
**[16:31] ---**
*I wonder if Mom still thinks I'm a shut-in.*
**[16:43] ---**
I had no problem with the mock exam.
Of course I got the top score.
**[16:47] ---**
Then your entrance exam should be a breeze.
**[16:49] ---**
I'm so relieved.
**[16:51] ---**
Don't forget, I was chosen for the team.
**[16:54] ---**
So starting next soccer game, I get to play!
**[16:56] ---**
Oh, that's great!
**[16:59] ---**
Keep striving, you two!
**[17:01] ---**
I wouldn't want you
to embarrass the Futaba family.
**[17:04] ---**
It's all thanks to Mom's support!
**[17:06] ---**
We won't make Mom worry about us.
**[17:09] ---**
We rely on your mother
to do the housework and make delicious meals!
**[17:11] ---**
I'm happy to do it!
**[17:13] ---**
Our family can get through anything together!
**[17:16] ---**
That's right, of course!
**[17:22] ---**
*Goodbye.*
**[17:40] ---**
Yuki.
**[17:41] ---**
Aya!
**[17:42] ---**
Kazuma.
**[17:43] ---**
Sho.
**[17:44] ---**
Akari.
**[17:45] ---**
Nao!
**[17:46] ---**
Hiroki!
**[17:47] ---**
Saki!
**[17:48] ---**
Mariko!
**[17:49] ---**
Hayato.
**[17:50] ---**
Ko.
**[17:51] ---**
Mina!
**[17:52] ---**
Sana!
**[18:02] ---**
*This isn't where someone will call my name!*
**[18:07] ---**
*I'm going home!*
**[18:14] ---**
Welcome home, Sana.
**[18:27] ---**
You blasted me again!
**[18:29] ---**
I win because I'm strong!
**[18:31] ---**
Once more! One more battle!
**[18:34] ---**
Play with us, Sana!
**[18:36] ---**
Let's gang up on Felicia!
**[18:40] ---**
O-Okay.
**[18:42] ---**
All right! Bring it on!
**[18:44] ---**
Play after you finish eating.
**[18:48] ---**
Just a little more. It's okay, right?
**[18:50] ---**
Felicia, you help in the kitchen
at Banbanzai, right?
**[18:55] ---**
Starting next week,
you're joining the dinner duty lineup.
**[18:59] ---**
If you want to eat, you have to work.
**[19:02] ---**
But Sana's not cooking.
**[19:08] ---**
U-Um...
**[19:09] ---**
I can cook a little.
**[19:13] ---**
From next week, I'll make dinner, too.
**[19:20] ---**
That would be great.
**[19:29] ---**
Episode 10
My Name
**[21:14] ---**
With this, the Uwasa of Endless Solitude
is no more.
**[21:21] ---**
That makes the fourth Uwasa
that Nanami and the others destroyed.
**[21:25] ---**
I would like to avoid any more losses.
**[21:37] ---**
*Yachiyo would never forgive me now.*
**[21:54] ---**
What can I do for you two?
**[21:56] ---**
Mifuyu, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?
**[21:59] ---**
No.
**[22:01] ---**
Then we will borrow your kitchen.
**[22:04] ---**
I'm sure you've been going to
the convenience store or gone out for food, right?
**[22:07] ---**
You won't have a balanced diet
if you eat the same thing all the time.
**[22:11] ---**
Right?
**[22:22] ---**
*Sheesh. Having younger girls fuss over me.
I'm a poor example for them.*
**[22:30] ---**
*For their sake too, I have to achieve it.
The salvation of Magical Girls.*
**[22:38] ---**
*I won't waver, Yachiyo.*
**[22:45] ---**
Really? You're looking for your little sister.
**[22:48] ---**
Yeah. I still don't know
how Ui's entire existence disappeared,
**[22:54] ---**
but I think it has something to do
with an Uwasa.
**[22:57] ---**
Mifuyu went over to that side now.
I don't know what's what any more.
**[23:01] ---**
What is the goal of the Wings of Magius?
**[23:06] ---**
They're sheltering Witches and Uwasa, right?
**[23:09] ---**
That makes them bad in my book!
**[23:11] ---**
The Wings of Magius also
frequented Endless Solitude, didn't they?
**[23:16] ---**
Did they say anything
about a girl named Ui Tamaki?
**[23:21] ---**
Or Touka or Nemu?
**[23:23] ---**
Those two girls
were in the same hospital room as Ui.
**[23:26] ---**
Nemu?
**[23:28] ---**
Could that be Nemu Hiiragi, one of the Magius?
**[23:34] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
# E11 - Memory Museum at 3:00 PM
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**[00:03] ---**
KOTO MUSIC CLUB
**[00:13] ---**
That will do for today's club meeting.
**[00:16] ---**
Okay!
**[00:18] ---**
- I'm exhausted!
- Me too.
**[00:21] ---**
What are you going to do now?
**[00:23] ---**
Hey, how about stopping at that cafe?
**[00:24] ---**
President Akatsuki, thank you for today.
**[00:27] ---**
Thank you.
**[00:28] ---**
Have a good evening.
**[00:31] ---**
Goodbye.
**[00:32] ---**
Goodbye.
**[00:41] ---**
Let's get some pancakes.
**[00:43] ---**
Good idea, let's go!
**[00:52] ---**
*What is that girl doing here?*
**[02:32] ---**
Nemu?
**[02:33] ---**
Could that be Nemu Hiiragi, one of the Magius?
**[02:37] ---**
You know Nemu?
**[02:38] ---**
Sorry! I just heard the name.
**[02:42] ---**
Where did you hear it?
**[02:47] ---**
Once in a while, the Wings of the Magius
would come to Ai's Labyrinth to retrieve a Witch.
**[02:56] ---**
I remember them saying
something about Nemu Hiiragi's cooperation.
**[03:02] ---**
Is Nemu being forced to help the Magius?
**[03:05] ---**
Maybe she's being held captive?
**[03:08] ---**
If that's true, we can't ignore it.
**[03:11] ---**
They could be holding Ui captive too.
**[03:21] ---**
Hey, let's grab those Black Feathers
and make them talk.
**[03:25] ---**
They may know something about Nemu.
**[03:28] ---**
But how could we search for them?
Should we investigate another Uwasa?
**[03:32] ---**
Isn't there a more direct way to look for them?
**[03:35] ---**
If we knew of a way,
we wouldn't go to all this trouble.
**[03:42] ---**
Let's think about what to do next together.
**[03:44] ---**
Right!
**[03:45] ---**
In that case, I'll look into another Uwasa too.
**[03:51] ---**
E-Excuse me.
**[03:56] ---**
Tsukuyo, wait!
**[03:57] ---**
Wh-What do you want?
**[03:59] ---**
I am Tsukuyo Akatsuki.
**[04:01] ---**
I do not have anything to do
with Tsukuyo Amane!
**[04:04] ---**
You are Tsukuyo Amane, aren't you?
With the Wings of—
**[04:08] ---**
Me being a member
of the Wings of the Magius is top secret!
**[04:14] ---**
Then can we talk somewhere else?
**[04:17] ---**
I-Interrogation? Or torture?
**[04:22] ---**
I would never do anything like that.
**[04:24] ---**
I just want to talk.
**[04:28] ---**
CAFE CHARINEL
**[04:44] ---**
You are alone today.
**[04:47] ---**
Yes. I really wanted to talk to you.
**[04:51] ---**
BANBANZAI
**[04:56] ---**
You are searching for your younger sister?
**[05:00] ---**
The only clue I have is Nemu and Touka.
**[05:06] ---**
Why would you tell me all of this?
**[05:09] ---**
Because I have to see Nemu.
**[05:13] ---**
Tsukasa...
**[05:16] ---**
Your twin sister, was she born first or were you?
**[05:21] ---**
She is considered my younger sister.
**[05:22] ---**
You two seem so close.
**[05:24] ---**
TSUKASA TSUKUYO
**[05:25] ---**
Of course. Tsukasa is...
**[05:29] ---**
We are...
**[05:31] ---**
the only two...
**[05:35] ---**
If you won't let me meet Nemu, then I'll share
your other identity with Yachiyo and the others.
**[05:41] ---**
You would threaten me?
**[05:43] ---**
If that's how you perceive it,
that's fine with me.
**[05:46] ---**
TO YACHIYO
**[05:47] ---**
And if I don't get home safely
to Mikazuki Villa...
**[05:56] ---**
Please! Let me see Nemu!
**[06:00] ---**
I would do anything for Ui's sake.
**[06:06] ---**
All right. Your feelings
are not incomprehensible to me.
**[06:14] ---**
But please let me speak
with Mifuyu about this first.
**[06:37] ---**
Coasters?
**[06:39] ---**
I thought it would be a nice idea
**[06:41] ---**
to pitch in and buy matching coasters
to thank Yachiyo for treating us to the mugs.
**[06:45] ---**
I think that's a great idea!
**[06:47] ---**
That would show that we're a team!
**[06:49] ---**
I only have some New Year's money
saved up though.
**[06:52] ---**
No problem! Felicia and I
have money from working at Banbanzai!
**[06:57] ---**
Let's surprise Master Yachiyo
by getting a really fancy matching set!
**[07:02] ---**
That's fine, but what about
my hard-earned money!
**[07:16] ---**
YACHIYO:
I'M GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE TODAY
BECAUSE OF A SHOOT.
**[07:17] ---**
LET'S HAVE DELICATE FLAVORS AT BANBANZAI
COMMITTEE TO PROTECT FELICIA
**[07:17] ---**
YACHIYO
SUPER SURPRISE MISSION
**[07:19] ---**
LET'S GO!
**[07:28] ---**
Which ones should we get?
**[07:29] ---**
There are so many.
**[07:31] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:33] ---**
I think these are good.
**[07:36] ---**
They're cute!
**[07:37] ---**
Nice!
**[07:38] ---**
Sure, why don't we go with those?
**[07:41] ---**
Do you think she'll like them?
**[07:43] ---**
Of course she...
**[07:45] ---**
What's that?
**[07:51] ---**
Roses?
**[07:54] ---**
Is this...
**[07:55] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[07:59] ---**
It's them!
**[08:00] ---**
D-Don't!
**[08:21] ---**
Where are the coasters?
**[08:22] ---**
Over there!
**[08:29] ---**
That's...
**[08:37] ---**
What the hell do you think you're doing?
**[08:41] ---**
Sana!
**[08:48] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[08:53] ---**
Wh-What?
**[09:05] ---**
Sorry, but today
we're going to clean this up super fast!
**[09:08] ---**
- Right!
- Yeah!
**[09:18] ---**
That was a piece of cake.
**[09:19] ---**
Still, what an eventful shopping trip
this has turned into.
**[09:24] ---**
But we bought something really nice.
**[09:26] ---**
We sure did.
**[09:28] ---**
Now we just have to give it to Yachiyo.
**[09:31] ---**
Right.
**[09:37] ---**
TSURUNO:
WE'RE READY.
**[09:38] ---**
TSURUNO:
THREE OF US ARE IN THE YARD.
**[09:39] ---**
WHEN YACHIYO COMES HOME,
I'M SUPPOSED TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE, RIGHT?
**[09:42] ---**
TSURUNO:
WITH GOOD TIMING, OKAY?
**[09:44] ---**
This is a big responsibility.
**[09:48] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[09:50] ---**
W-Welcome ba...
**[09:54] ---**
Mifuyu?
**[10:09] ---**
U-Um, tea... I'll get you some tea!
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, you don't have to go to the trouble.
**[10:18] ---**
U-Um...
**[10:23] ---**
I used to come here all the time,
for seven years.
**[10:26] ---**
It makes me sad to be treated as a guest
**[10:29] ---**
and I think I know
my way around the kitchen better than you.
**[10:35] ---**
All right.
**[10:37] ---**
That cabinet...
**[10:40] ---**
Yachiyo told us not to touch it.
**[10:43] ---**
Oh, that's not a problem.
**[10:50] ---**
This one's mine.
**[10:54] ---**
But...
**[10:55] ---**
Is this one yours, Iroha?
**[10:58] ---**
Yes.
**[11:01] ---**
It's a cute mug.
**[11:03] ---**
I knew it was yours, just by looking at it.
**[11:06] ---**
We all went shopping together to get them.
Everyone who lives at Mikazuki Villa.
**[11:10] ---**
Oh, really?
**[11:16] ---**
Um...
**[11:17] ---**
So what business do you have with Yachiyo?
**[11:22] ---**
Oh, do I need a reason to visit a friend?
**[11:28] ---**
You haven't been here for a long time, right?
**[11:30] ---**
Yachiyo was worried about you.
**[11:33] ---**
I see. Yes, I haven't been able to come over.
**[11:38] ---**
I'm sure Yachiyo will not forgive
the Wings of the Magius.
**[11:43] ---**
But I came here today to talk to you, Iroha.
**[11:47] ---**
Me?
**[11:50] ---**
I'll get to the point.
**[11:53] ---**
Iroha, if you want to know about Nemu,
would you consider joining Wings of the Magius?
**[12:01] ---**
Why would you ask me to join?
**[12:03] ---**
If you joined Wings of the Magius,
**[12:06] ---**
you can search for your little sister
without being at odds with us.
**[12:11] ---**
Do you know something about Ui?
Is she with Wings of the Magius?
**[12:15] ---**
I don't know anything about Ui Tamaki.
**[12:19] ---**
Although she could be in Wings of the Magius
somewhere without me knowing.
**[12:25] ---**
Then what about Nemu?
**[12:27] ---**
Sana said she heard Nemu's name
mentioned in the Labyrinth.
**[12:35] ---**
She's late.
**[12:37] ---**
No signal yet?
**[12:39] ---**
I can't just ignore Uwasa and Witches.
**[12:42] ---**
Ai didn't agree with Magius either.
**[12:51] ---**
I invite all of you to a lecture
to learn what liberating Magical Girls means.
**[12:57] ---**
It's this Saturday at 3:00 in the afternoon.
**[13:00] ---**
At the Memory Museum.
**[13:00] ---**
SATURDAY
**[13:02] ---**
Would you decide after that
whether what we're doing is wrong or not?
**[13:10] ---**
Oh, we have a guest?
**[13:13] ---**
Welcome home, Yachiyo.
**[13:17] ---**
Mifuyu!
**[13:26] ---**
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.
**[13:31] ---**
I was just leaving.
**[13:33] ---**
I just had a nice conversation with Iroha.
**[13:36] ---**
What ideas did you put in Tamaki's head?
**[13:39] ---**
Why don't you ask Iroha yourself?
**[13:42] ---**
You're close, aren't you?
**[13:45] ---**
I was surprised when I went into the kitchen.
**[13:47] ---**
I saw all of the mugs for Iroha and the others.
**[13:52] ---**
You're making friends again?
**[13:55] ---**
Not friends. Just roommates.
**[13:58] ---**
Sophistry.
**[14:03] ---**
You're your old self again.
After meeting Iroha—
**[14:07] ---**
No, you're...
**[14:08] ---**
You're kind, Yachiyo.
That's why you couldn't abandon them.
**[14:13] ---**
You couldn't help but reach out a helping hand.
**[14:16] ---**
You knew and are still doing it again.
**[14:19] ---**
Leave.
**[14:22] ---**
It will happen again. You will—
**[14:24] ---**
Get out!
**[14:35] ---**
Are you okay, Yachiyo? You look pale.
**[14:38] ---**
Sorry. I feel under the weather.
**[14:42] ---**
I'm going to bed.
**[14:49] ---**
What the hell?
**[14:52] ---**
The timing was a little off.
**[15:07] ---**
Lovely. You made all those friends for me.
**[15:14] ---**
I'm touched.
**[15:15] ---**
No!
**[15:19] ---**
I didn't...
**[15:32] ---**
Super Surprise Mission
1. On a day where Yachiyo will come home late,
secretly decorate the living room!
2. When Yachiyo comes home, bust out the confetti!
3. As she's surprised, hand her the coaster gift!
4. Yachiyo's smile!!
**[15:37] ---**
Lecture?
**[15:38] ---**
Yes. Mifuyu invited us yest—
**[15:40] ---**
If you want to go, then go.
**[15:44] ---**
Well, I'm going to school.
**[15:47] ---**
Aren't you early?
**[15:49] ---**
I'll be leaving a little early from today.
We can't go at the same time any more.
**[15:54] ---**
Also, I have a shoot tonight,
so have dinner without me.
**[15:58] ---**
See you.
**[16:01] ---**
What was that about?
**[16:06] ---**
Um, are you really going to that lecture?
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah. I thought it over all last night
and finally decided to go.
**[16:15] ---**
Our goal isn't to fight them.
**[16:18] ---**
Bet you anything it's a trap.
**[16:20] ---**
Well, if I make with
the boom-boom, they'll turn tail.
**[16:23] ---**
That's right! There's safety in numbers,
so we should all go!
**[16:25] ---**
CURRENTLY ENFORCING FIRST-HAND LEARNING
**[16:30] ---**
So where is this Memory Museum?
**[16:38] ---**
MIRENA-ZA
**[16:39] ---**
A lecture about liberating Magical Girls, huh?
**[16:43] ---**
That's a new one on me.
**[16:46] ---**
We were told to go to the Memory Museum,
but we don't know where it is.
**[16:51] ---**
Memory Museum?
**[16:53] ---**
Do you know it?
**[16:54] ---**
There's a rumor about it in Sakae Ward.
**[16:56] ---**
UWASA OF THE MEMORY MUSEUM
**[16:58] ---**
I heard old memories are on display
in an abandoned museum.
**[17:02] ---**
Or that's what they say.
**[17:08] ---**
*Oh, did you hear? Who told you?*
**[17:10] ---**
The Uwasa of the Memory Museum.
**[17:15] ---**
*A memory you want to change?*
**[17:17] ---**
*A memory you want to forget?*
**[17:18] ---**
*Or a memory you want to remember?*
**[17:22] ---**
*If you're troubled by any memories,
come to the Memory Museum!*
**[17:26] ---**
*Just ring the bell
and all of the memories will be on display.*
**[17:31] ---**
*It's a museum that advances research.*
**[17:34] ---**
*If you browse through the memories,
you'll be able to see various uncovered truths!*
**[17:39] ---**
*If you look at a memory stored there,
that memory will influence you.*
**[17:44] ---**
*That's according to the rumor
spread among the people of Sakae Ward.*
**[17:48] ---**
*Oh, what's this?*
**[17:52] ---**
KAMIHAMA CITY
SAKAE WARD
**[17:52] ---**
Sakae Ward...
**[17:54] ---**
An abandoned building in Sakae Ward...
**[17:57] ---**
It has to be this.
**[18:00] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:10] ---**
You're not going to tell Rena and Kaede?
**[18:13] ---**
Of course not.
**[18:15] ---**
Kaede is in no shape for that.
**[18:19] ---**
I think you should at least tell Rena about it.
**[18:24] ---**
It's better than
having her hear about it later, right?
**[18:28] ---**
I hear you.
**[18:38] ---**
It's really coming down.
**[18:40] ---**
Sana, do you have the key?
**[18:42] ---**
Yes.
**[18:46] ---**
Well, see you later.
**[18:52] ---**
Iroha, we'll leave you behind!
**[18:54] ---**
Wait, I'm coming!
**[19:18] ---**
What a downpour.
**[19:24] ---**
That's the Kyubey I met
when I made my contract.
**[19:28] ---**
But it's smaller than I remember it.
**[19:31] ---**
I often see you if I'm hanging out with Iroha,
huh, munchkin Kyubey?
**[19:34] ---**
Wherever there's an Uwasa, it's always around.
**[19:37] ---**
The first time I touched this little one,
I remembered Ui.
**[19:45] ---**
All right, let's go!
**[19:51] ---**
This is the Memory Museum.
**[19:54] ---**
It's empty...
**[19:57] ---**
What's that?
**[20:11] ---**
What the hell is he, anyway?
**[20:14] ---**
- He?
- The mini-Kyubey.
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, Kyubey.
I called it small Kyubey before.
**[20:20] ---**
Small Kyubey has no panache.
Let's decide on a name.
**[20:23] ---**
Okay, Hachibey.
**[20:24] ---**
Kyuba!
**[20:25] ---**
Kyuke.
**[20:26] ---**
Kyutie?
**[20:42] ---**
Geez, I'm soaking wet!
**[20:44] ---**
If this isn't important...
**[20:47] ---**
Momoko?
**[20:51] ---**
I thought I'd better tell you what happened
with Yachiyo and the others a year ago.
**[20:57] ---**
Why now? Is has nothing to do with me.
**[21:00] ---**
But it does.
**[21:03] ---**
It has something to do
with every single Magical Girl.
**[21:26] ---**
The appointment
was at the Memory Museum at 3:00 pm.
**[21:30] ---**
I'm surprised you really came.
**[21:43] ---**
Touka.
**[21:46] ---**
You really do know me, huh?
**[21:51] ---**
Nice to meet you, Iroha Tamaki.
**[21:54] ---**
I'm Touka Satomi.
**[21:56] ---**
One of the Magius.
**[22:00] ---**
Episode 11
Memory Museum at 3:00 pm
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
YU-GEN
# E12 - Why Is This So Unbearable?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY9V75Z1R/why-is-this-so-unbearable)
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**[00:34] ---**
Shouldn't you go?
**[00:44] ---**
Terrible luck!
**[00:49] ---**
You won't regret it?
**[00:51] ---**
You're friends, aren't you?
**[00:53] ---**
No!
**[00:55] ---**
No. They're not friends.
**[01:01] ---**
I'm never going to make friends again.
**[01:12] ---**
*I just...*
**[01:15] ---**
*can't stand by and do nothing when someone
is trying to deceive Magical Girls.*
**[01:19] ---**
FELICIA MITSUKI
**[01:24] ---**
Nice to meet you, Iroha Tamaki.
**[01:27] ---**
I'm Touka Satomi.
**[01:29] ---**
One of the Magius.
**[01:30] ---**
Touka!
**[01:34] ---**
Please restrain yourself.
You are in the presence of a Magius.
**[01:37] ---**
Magius.
**[01:39] ---**
Then she's the boss
of the Black Feathers and White Feathers?
**[01:44] ---**
There must be some misunderstanding!
**[01:46] ---**
Touka isn't the kind of girl
who would do evil things like that!
**[01:50] ---**
Right, Touka?
**[01:53] ---**
Hey, Touka, do you remember Ui?
**[01:57] ---**
You were really close friends with Ui Tamaki.
**[02:00] ---**
She's my little sister.
**[02:02] ---**
Ui Tamaki?
**[02:04] ---**
Just like I was told.
You're full of crazy talk, Iroha Tamaki.
**[02:09] ---**
I don't have memories of Ui Tamaki
in my neocortex, hippocampus, or anywhere.
**[02:16] ---**
But...
**[02:17] ---**
Touka, you forgot about Ui, too?
**[02:25] ---**
Listen, my brilliant brain cells
would never forget a friend.
**[02:31] ---**
If I say I don't know her,
that means we've never met.
**[02:36] ---**
But I remember!
**[02:38] ---**
You, Nemu, Ui, and I were all great friends!
**[02:44] ---**
You don't give up, do you?
If I say I don't know her, I don't know her.
**[02:49] ---**
If you keep being a pest,
an Uwasa will carry you off.
**[02:52] ---**
Touka.
**[02:54] ---**
You promised to give a lecture today.
**[02:58] ---**
All of you will be good listeners too, won't you?
**[03:04] ---**
All right.
**[03:06] ---**
CURRENTLY ENFORCING FIRST-HAND LEARNING
**[03:08] ---**
Okay.
**[03:09] ---**
Then why don't we begin with the lecture?
**[03:12] ---**
The first hour's theme
is "Fundamentals of Magical Girls Theory I."
**[03:17] ---**
I don't think it's difficult, but listen carefully.
**[05:01] ---**
I thought you should know what happened
with Yachiyo and the others a year ago.
**[05:07] ---**
Why now? It has nothing to do with me.
**[05:11] ---**
Yes, it does.
**[05:13] ---**
It has something to do
with every single Magical Girl.
**[05:38] ---**
Kaede.
**[05:42] ---**
FUNDAMENTALS OF MAGICAL GIRLS
THEORY I
**[05:43] ---**
SOUL GEM
**[05:44] ---**
*Girl A chose the path of becoming
a Magical Girl in exchange for a wish.*
**[05:49] ---**
*She was charged with the duty of fighting Witches
in order to obtain Grief Seeds*
**[05:54] ---**
*and keep her loved ones
from being exposed to danger.*
**[05:58] ---**
One day, while fighting a powerful Witch,
Girl A's Soul Gem was shattered.
**[06:05] ---**
Time for a question.
**[06:07] ---**
What will happen to Girl A?
**[06:09] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:11] ---**
Invisible Girl!
**[06:13] ---**
Come on, give me an answer.
**[06:15] ---**
What happens to a Magical Girl
if her Soul Gem gets crushed?
**[06:20] ---**
She can't use magic anymore.
**[06:23] ---**
Bzzt!
**[06:24] ---**
Not quite.
**[06:27] ---**
All right, Miss Mightiest.
**[06:29] ---**
She'll be released
from her duties as a Magical Girl.
**[06:32] ---**
You're not wrong, but... Bzzt!
**[06:35] ---**
INCORRECT
**[06:36] ---**
That's incorrect.
**[06:39] ---**
The correct answer is...
**[06:41] ---**
She dies!
**[06:43] ---**
SHE DIED
**[06:46] ---**
SHE DIED
**[06:46] ---**
SHE HAS DIED
**[06:48] ---**
*Even though Girl A had no physical wounds,
when her Soul Gem was destroyed,*
**[06:52] ---**
*she stopped breathing,
her pupils dilated, her face turned pale,*
**[06:55] ---**
*her mouth became dry,
and she never moved or smiled again.*
**[06:55] ---**
DECEASED
**[06:56] ---**
KICKED THE BUCKET
**[06:57] ---**
CROAKED
**[06:58] ---**
GONE TO THE OTHER SIDE
**[06:58] ---**
ETERNAL SLEEP
**[06:59] ---**
EARLY DEATH
**[07:04] ---**
Kaede, where have you been?
**[07:21] ---**
Don't make me worry about you!
**[07:25] ---**
I'm sorry, Rena.
**[07:28] ---**
From now on, let's always be together.
**[07:37] ---**
Listen, Rena.
**[07:39] ---**
Listen to the truth about Magical Girls.
**[07:43] ---**
She died?
**[07:44] ---**
Why did she die?
**[07:47] ---**
Because when we become Magical Girls,
our soul is pulled out of our body
**[07:53] ---**
and becomes the Soul Gem itself.
**[07:58] ---**
Our soul is pulled out of our body?
**[08:02] ---**
Don't stumble over a basic concept like that.
**[08:06] ---**
We can't continue
unless you have a good grasp of it.
**[08:10] ---**
Continue?
**[08:12] ---**
The second hour's theme
is "Fundamentals of Magical Girls Theory II."
**[08:15] ---**
FUNDAMENTALS OF MAGICAL GIRLS
THEORY II
**[08:17] ---**
ABOUT WITCHES
**[08:33] ---**
*Welcome to the Memory Museum!*
**[08:36] ---**
*In this attraction, you can
vicariously experience the life of a Magical Girl.*
**[08:40] ---**
Vicariously experience?
**[08:42] ---**
You can actually experience
the memories of Magical Girls.
**[08:46] ---**
You yourself become a character.
**[08:50] ---**
*You, too, can become a Magical Girl
and embark on an exciting adventure!*
**[09:08] ---**
Kyubey?
**[09:18] ---**
I can't believe it developed this much.
**[09:21] ---**
It may have preyed on a great number
of humans in the space of a night.
**[09:26] ---**
Should we leave?
**[09:27] ---**
We can't carry all these people out at once.
**[09:32] ---**
All we can do is defeat the Witch.
**[09:48] ---**
Kanae!
**[10:14] ---**
Iroha.
**[10:16] ---**
Mifuyu?
**[10:21] ---**
A review.
**[10:22] ---**
Fundamentals of Magical Girls Theory I.
**[10:26] ---**
To us Magical Girls,
what is the significance of Soul Gems?
**[10:51] ---**
Kanae!
**[10:53] ---**
*Kanae?*
**[11:01] ---**
Once that happens, restoration is impossible.
**[11:05] ---**
There's nothing we can do for Kanae.
**[11:08] ---**
That can't be true.
**[11:10] ---**
Hey, Kanae.
**[11:22] ---**
What happens to a Magical Girl
when her Soul Gem is shattered?
**[11:27] ---**
Can't something be done?
**[11:30] ---**
This is a vicarious experience
through the memory of a Magical Girl.
**[11:33] ---**
The past can't be changed.
**[11:35] ---**
Kanae, wake up.
**[11:38] ---**
Kanae! Why...
**[11:42] ---**
FUNDAMENTALS OF MAGICAL GIRLS - THEORY I
"SOUL GEM"
THE END
**[12:02] ---**
You're late, Miss Veteran.
**[12:08] ---**
Didn't Mifuyu Azusa tell you the appointment
was at 3:00 pm at the Memory Museum?
**[12:14] ---**
Are you also with Wings of the Magius?
**[12:16] ---**
Or...
**[12:18] ---**
You're sharp.
**[12:20] ---**
You haven't survived all this time for nothing.
**[12:23] ---**
Where are Tamaki and the others?
**[12:29] ---**
But there's only one gondola...
**[12:35] ---**
Jeez! Everything in here is an antique,
so treat them with respect!
**[12:53] ---**
Good morning, Iroha.
**[12:55] ---**
The second hour's theme is Fundamentals
of Magical Girls Theory II, About Witches.
**[13:01] ---**
I'm here!
**[13:02] ---**
Listen to this, Master Yachiyo!
**[13:04] ---**
Banbanzai ranked 50th
in Sankyo Ward's Ramen Royals!
**[13:10] ---**
I don't know the parameters!
What does the ranking go up to?
**[13:15] ---**
What is it now?
**[13:17] ---**
According to my fortune,
this will be the luckiest day of my life!
**[13:21] ---**
Really?
**[13:22] ---**
Mel, you promised you wouldn't
do divinations anymore.
**[13:26] ---**
Your predictions always come true.
So if you get a bad result...
**[13:31] ---**
Well, it'll be a lucky day for her,
so where's the harm?
**[13:34] ---**
I'm speaking hypothetically.
**[13:36] ---**
If she gets a bad result,
we'll do everything we can to avoid it.
**[13:40] ---**
Sheesh.
**[13:42] ---**
Right after Kanae died,
Yachiyo and I were both depressed,
**[13:47] ---**
but the members of Mikazuki Villa increased
and everything went back to normal.
**[13:54] ---**
*Sorry. But it's rare for us to get a reservation
for a big group of people.*
**[14:04] ---**
Today we're going to hunt a Witch
that came from Daito Ward, right?
**[14:08] ---**
Yes. It's been moving from Kosho Ward
to Chuo Ward to Mizuna Ward,
**[14:11] ---**
so we have to stop it here in Shinsei Ward.
**[14:14] ---**
Perfect. Grief Seeds have been
scarce lately anyway.
**[14:25] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[14:26] ---**
There's a reason it's been able
to make it all the way here.
**[14:35] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[14:36] ---**
I'll lure it away.
**[14:38] ---**
Mifuyu, escape with Mel.
**[14:40] ---**
Momoko, clear an escape route for those two.
**[14:42] ---**
You mean to take it on alone?
**[14:44] ---**
How many years
do you think I've been a Magical Girl?
**[14:47] ---**
I can handle this one.
**[15:00] ---**
Now, while you have the chance!
**[15:09] ---**
Nanami!
**[15:11] ---**
Mel, no!
**[15:20] ---**
Mel? Mel!
**[15:27] ---**
Did we get a Grief Seed?
**[15:30] ---**
If only we hadn't let that Witch slip away...
**[15:32] ---**
Mel! Mel! Just hang in there a little longer!
**[15:36] ---**
I'm going to get that Grief Seed now!
**[15:38] ---**
You're going to get it?
**[15:39] ---**
Finding that Witch is the only way!
**[15:42] ---**
Don't go.
**[15:44] ---**
I already know. I'm going to...
**[15:46] ---**
Don't talk like that!
**[15:50] ---**
How was this lucky? It's the worst!
**[15:53] ---**
That's not true.
**[16:14] ---**
What?
**[16:19] ---**
All right, here's the question.
**[16:21] ---**
What happens if a Soul Gem becomes murky?
**[16:27] ---**
Witch...
**[16:29] ---**
It's easier to understand
if you see for yourself, right?
**[16:44] ---**
What is this?
**[16:45] ---**
What's what?
**[16:47] ---**
It's just as you saw.
**[16:49] ---**
Why is Mel going to become a Witch?
**[16:52] ---**
A Witch...
**[16:54] ---**
What the hell is a Magical Girl?
**[16:57] ---**
In this country, you call females
on their way to womanhood "girls," right?
**[17:02] ---**
In the same way, we call females
on their way to being Witches "Magical Girls."
**[17:08] ---**
Are you being serious?
**[17:10] ---**
If that's true,
then all this time, we've been slaying...
**[17:15] ---**
- Momoko.
- But, Yachiyo...
**[17:17] ---**
Momoko.
**[17:18] ---**
It's not as bad as you think.
**[17:20] ---**
It's all to extend the life of this universe.
**[17:24] ---**
If you take the long view, you should understand
that it's a good deal for the human race.
**[17:32] ---**
It was just like that time with Kanae.
**[17:34] ---**
Every time one of our friends died, we were
slapped in the face with a cruel truth.
**[17:39] ---**
The longer we survived, I kept thinking,
"Why is this so unbearable?"
**[17:45] ---**
THE MAGICAL GIRLS
WERE ALL BEING FOOLED BY KYUBEY!
**[17:46] ---**
*Magical Girls were fated to become Witches
when their Soul Gem burned out*
**[17:49] ---**
FUNDAMENTALS OF MAGICAL GIRLS - THEORY II,
"ABOUT MAGICAL GIRLS"
THE END
**[17:51] ---**
CONTINUING
**[17:51] ---**
*and turned into a Grief Seed.*
**[17:53] ---**
MAGICAL GIRLS THEORY APPLICATION I
**[18:02] ---**
You should forget about it.
**[18:07] ---**
As long as you're careful with your Soul Gem,
nothing will change.
**[18:11] ---**
Can you forget about it, Momoko?
**[18:15] ---**
It's been half a year.
**[18:17] ---**
It's unbearable, having to be the only ones
**[18:19] ---**
who went through this and on top of that,
having to live with this feeling of guilt!
**[18:26] ---**
What about Tsuruno?
**[18:28] ---**
I don't want to burden her with this.
**[18:34] ---**
*Will I be burdened
with this memory for the rest of my life?*
**[18:39] ---**
*Unable to confide in anyone...*
**[19:35] ---**
The Soul Gem became purified.
**[19:38] ---**
That power...
**[19:45] ---**
It looks like your synapses
made the connection.
**[19:49] ---**
Touka!
**[19:50] ---**
All right, let's rewind.
**[19:59] ---**
Witchification is an irreversible reaction.
**[20:01] ---**
So any Witch you encounter in town
can't go back to being a Magical Girl.
**[20:06] ---**
But Mifuyu Azusa went back to being human.
**[20:09] ---**
That's a reversible reaction,
so isn't that strange?
**[20:13] ---**
If it's not Witchification,
what do you think it is?
**[20:18] ---**
The theme of the next part of the lecture
is Magical Girls Theory Application I, Doppels.
**[20:23] ---**
Iroha Tamaki, you're receiving
visual information on your retinas.
**[20:28] ---**
We call the change that happened
to Mifuyu Azusa a "Doppel."
**[20:33] ---**
Doppel?
**[20:34] ---**
Yes. It's a revolutionary system
that I created for Magical Girls.
**[20:40] ---**
You created it, Touka?
**[20:42] ---**
After telling you this much, I'm sure
you can figure out the rest, Iroha Tamaki.
**[20:47] ---**
I reject the inescapable fate of Witchification.
**[20:50] ---**
This is the liberation of Magical Girls
that Magius offers.
**[20:55] ---**
Wings of the Magius is an organization
that seeks the liberation of Magical Girls
**[20:58] ---**
from the system that Kyubey constructed.
**[21:01] ---**
Our movement will spread all over the world.
**[21:05] ---**
Iroha Tamaki!
**[21:07] ---**
Let us liberate you, too!
**[21:17] ---**
Poor Rena.
**[21:19] ---**
Poor Magical Girls.
**[21:22] ---**
But it's okay.
**[21:24] ---**
If you come with me,
Magical Girls can be saved.
**[21:51] ---**
We have to be saved.
**[21:55] ---**
Let's go.
**[21:57] ---**
Let's go together.
**[22:00] ---**
Episode 12
Why Is This So Unbearable?
**[23:35] ---**
PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
**[23:35] ---**
AKIO WATANABE
# E13 - A Faint Hope
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY790NQ1R/a-faint-hope)
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**[00:14] ---**
Wings of the Magius is an organization
that seeks the liberation of Magical Girls
**[00:17] ---**
from the system that Kyubey constructed.
**[00:20] ---**
Our movement will spread all over the world.
**[00:24] ---**
Iroha Tamaki!
**[00:26] ---**
Let us liberate you, too!
**[00:31] ---**
I don't know what to make of any of this.
**[00:34] ---**
To be honest, I just wanted to ask you about Ui.
**[00:48] ---**
Get away from her, Mifuyu!
**[00:50] ---**
What do you mean to do?
**[00:52] ---**
Yachiyo. I would ask you to not interfere.
**[00:56] ---**
We're showing them the truth
about Magical Girls.
**[01:00] ---**
It isn't time to tell them that yet!
**[01:02] ---**
It's too early? It's unnecessary?
**[01:06] ---**
They're here because you let go of them.
**[01:11] ---**
Be quiet!
**[01:12] ---**
- It was the same way with me.
- Be quiet!
**[01:32] ---**
Huh? Yachiyo?
**[01:36] ---**
Now you understand.
**[01:38] ---**
You never should have come here.
**[01:41] ---**
Let's go.
**[01:44] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[01:50] ---**
I came here with Tsuruno and the others.
I wonder where they went.
**[01:55] ---**
Mifuyu took them away.
**[01:57] ---**
We have to find them.
**[01:59] ---**
I just hope they're still inside
the Memory Museum.
**[02:02] ---**
Do you think they're okay?
**[02:05] ---**
All we can do is hope that they're safe.
**[02:08] ---**
Also, Tamaki...
**[02:10] ---**
Yes?
**[02:11] ---**
I'm disbanding the team.
**[03:49] ---**
Please wait!
**[03:50] ---**
Yachiyo, um, what do you mean by
"disbanding the team"?
**[03:54] ---**
Just what I said.
**[03:55] ---**
Why are you suddenly saying that?
**[03:58] ---**
Did those people say something to you?
**[04:00] ---**
That's not it.
**[04:01] ---**
Then please give me your reason.
**[04:03] ---**
It has nothing to do with you.
**[04:04] ---**
Yes, it does! It has to do with both of us.
**[04:07] ---**
I have no intention of continuing as a team.
That's all.
**[04:11] ---**
That's not good enough!
**[04:14] ---**
If you won't give me your reason,
I won't accept the decision to break up the team.
**[04:18] ---**
You can ignore me if you want. I don't care.
**[04:21] ---**
But I'm not going to leave your side.
**[04:24] ---**
You're a thorn in my side.
**[04:26] ---**
I just think you're being selfish, Yachiyo.
**[04:31] ---**
If you're with me, you're going to die.
**[04:37] ---**
In exchange for becoming a Magical Girl,
my wish was to survive.
**[04:43] ---**
For the selfish wish of "I want to survive,"
I became a Magical Girl.
**[04:49] ---**
But in exchange for my own survival,
the people around me die.
**[04:54] ---**
What is that?
**[04:56] ---**
That can't be.
**[04:58] ---**
Is that your reason for disbanding the team?
**[05:01] ---**
I don't want anyone else to die!
**[05:02] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[05:08] ---**
Yachiyo?
**[05:31] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[05:34] ---**
I swear I'll help you.
**[05:46] ---**
Did she seriously get a haircut?
Can you believe that?
**[05:49] ---**
She's copying me.
**[05:51] ---**
Maybe she thinks she can win?
**[05:54] ---**
She's the one who will disappear.
**[05:55] ---**
She can't survive.
**[06:01] ---**
That hairstyle becomes you.
**[06:05] ---**
If we all do a shoot together,
I bet it will look even better.
**[06:10] ---**
We're like a modeling group now.
**[06:18] ---**
*Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.*
**[06:18] ---**
Whatever the situation, I had to survive.
**[06:23] ---**
To protect my teammates, as their leader,
I had to become strong.
**[06:23] ---**
*Stop it. Stop it. Enough. Enough. Enough.*
**[06:30] ---**
You made that wish to Kyubey?
**[06:30] ---**
*Enough. Enough. Enough. Enough. Enough.*
**[06:33] ---**
I wanted to survive.
**[06:34] ---**
But it was to protect my teammates.
**[06:37] ---**
I didn't want to survive
at the expense of even beating them.
**[06:42] ---**
That's why I decided to go solo as a model.
**[06:47] ---**
Even though I gave up
on what I was really wishing for...
**[06:48] ---**
YACHIYO IS NEEDED IN THE TEAM
**[06:51] ---**
IT WAS A LUCKY DAY AFTER ALL
SINCE I GOT TO SAVE NANAMI.
**[06:54] ---**
Stop it. Stop it already.
**[06:57] ---**
That's not what I want.
**[07:18] ---**
*Tamaki?*
**[07:33] ---**
Yachiyo!
**[07:37] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[07:42] ---**
Let's go. We have to look for the others.
**[07:51] ---**
I've become strong thanks to all of you.
**[07:57] ---**
If you think people die because of you,
I'll become the precedent that shows it's not true.
**[08:04] ---**
If your wish has become twisted,
I'll brush it aside.
**[08:09] ---**
I can do that at least.
**[08:11] ---**
But...
**[08:13] ---**
I'm not going to die that easily.
**[08:16] ---**
I promise you that.
**[08:17] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[08:28] ---**
Thank you...
**[08:30] ---**
Iroha.
**[08:33] ---**
This is the first time
you called me by my first name.
**[08:40] ---**
We'll have to go outside for now.
**[08:42] ---**
Even though we haven't found the others yet...
**[08:45] ---**
You were all right.
**[08:47] ---**
The others may have escaped, too.
**[08:58] ---**
If I get you to Coordinator,
she can tweak the Grief Seed.
**[09:02] ---**
Hold on tight.
**[09:03] ---**
I need you to hang in there
until we're out of here.
**[09:18] ---**
Almost there, Iroha.
**[09:23] ---**
UWASA OF
**[09:30] ---**
Tomoe?
**[09:39] ---**
Tomoe?
**[09:42] ---**
The gospel was delivered
to you two as well, wasn't it?
**[09:45] ---**
Gospel?
**[09:47] ---**
The gospel that as a member of Wings of the Magius,
there is no higher honor
**[09:51] ---**
than devotion to the liberation of Magical Girls.
**[09:54] ---**
Sorry, but we're not going to join
Wings of the Magius.
**[09:59] ---**
Why do you refuse to face grief?
**[10:03] ---**
Even though therein lies
a way to overcome grief?
**[10:12] ---**
Tomoe, just listen to me!
**[10:15] ---**
She doesn't have to listen.
**[10:18] ---**
After all, you didn't listen to us.
**[10:25] ---**
You!
**[10:26] ---**
By following the guidance of the Magius...
**[10:58] ---**
This isn't like you.
**[10:59] ---**
Bullying the weak...
**[11:08] ---**
Miki.
**[11:10] ---**
Sheesh. I've been looking for you, Mami.
**[11:14] ---**
I didn't expect to find you
in an abandoned building like this.
**[11:18] ---**
Miki... Is that you?
**[11:22] ---**
You came to condemn me, huh?
**[11:25] ---**
There's nothing I could do
to make up for what I did to you.
**[11:29] ---**
Mami? What are you talking about?
**[11:32] ---**
Go ahead, hurl abuse at me. I deserve it.
**[11:36] ---**
But it's okay now.
**[11:39] ---**
We can avoid the worst case scenario.
**[11:42] ---**
We've found a way.
**[11:43] ---**
Worst case scenario?
**[11:45] ---**
Tell me, where's Kaname? Is she here too?
**[11:49] ---**
That's right. I have to call Kaname
to Kamihama City too.
**[11:53] ---**
If they come to Kamihama City,
Magical Girls will be saved.
**[12:03] ---**
There was nothing
beyond that hope I'd grasped.
**[12:07] ---**
Were you fooling us?
**[12:11] ---**
At this rate, everyone...
**[12:13] ---**
We'll all become Witches that scatter despair!
**[12:19] ---**
Everyone will be saved.
**[12:21] ---**
We have that right!
**[12:23] ---**
I swear I'll be the one...
**[12:28] ---**
...to accomplish that!
**[13:46] ---**
Oh no.
**[13:47] ---**
I've got an appointment.
You can take care of the rest.
**[14:23] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[14:27] ---**
I have to help.
**[14:29] ---**
We don't stand a chance.
**[14:31] ---**
Maybe that's true for the moment, but...
**[14:35] ---**
You mean to use your Doppel?
**[14:38] ---**
It'll be okay.
**[14:43] ---**
I promise I'll be back.
**[15:14] ---**
Why are Magical Girls doing this to each other?
**[15:17] ---**
Wasn't this supposed to be
about saving Magical Girls?
**[15:38] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[15:40] ---**
I'm sorry I didn't say anything.
**[15:42] ---**
I can use a Doppel too.
**[15:46] ---**
This power is dangerous.
**[15:48] ---**
Let's bring this to an end quickly.
**[15:50] ---**
Right, Yachiyo.
**[15:53] ---**
*I'm sorry, Mami Tomoe.*
**[15:57] ---**
*But thanks to your cooperation
with our research,*
**[16:02] ---**
*we should be able to create Uwasa that are
more efficient at collecting emotional energy.*
**[16:07] ---**
*That will be helpful
for the liberation of Magical Girls,*
**[16:10] ---**
*so if you do happen to die,
you'll understand, right?*
**[16:14] ---**
*I'm sure that's what you wanted.*
**[16:46] ---**
Iroha!
**[17:13] ---**
Just now, I...
**[17:14] ---**
Be careful. That's the power of the Doppel.
**[17:22] ---**
You're with me, Yachiyo.
**[17:25] ---**
With the two of us, it's going to be all right.
**[17:53] ---**
Magical Girls!
**[17:55] ---**
Magical Girl who once embraced hope,
but fell into despair along the way.
**[18:00] ---**
Tell me, when you became a Magical Girl,
what did you wish for?
**[18:06] ---**
Some made a wish for themselves.
Some made a wish for others.
**[18:10] ---**
Some made a wish for their dreams.
There's a wide variety.
**[18:14] ---**
Humans can dream of a better future
and wish for something.
**[18:20] ---**
That's an incredible thing, isn't it?
**[18:24] ---**
Over a span of 13 million years,
the human race has created civilization,
**[18:29] ---**
improved society
and made scientific achievements.
**[18:33] ---**
The power to wish
has advanced humanity all these years.
**[18:38] ---**
That's the potential of human wishes,
something Kyubey doesn't have.
**[18:43] ---**
So we could say that Magical Girls,
who make miracles with wishing power,
**[18:48] ---**
are more human than even normal humans.
**[18:52] ---**
But what's the reality?
**[18:54] ---**
No one ever considers our feelings.
**[18:58] ---**
We become injured, get defeated, and then die.
**[19:03] ---**
Until now, Magical Girls could only lament
at their fate and spread their curse.
**[19:10] ---**
On top of that, what if our hope and despair
**[19:15] ---**
were being consumed
like convenient resources?
**[19:19] ---**
What if these emotions were being trampled on
and exploited for someone else's sake?
**[19:25] ---**
Is that acceptable?
**[19:27] ---**
No, it's completely unacceptable!
**[19:31] ---**
We're not merchandise meant for someone else!
**[19:35] ---**
Fellow Magical Girls!
**[19:37] ---**
I have faith...
**[19:40] ---**
that our emotions are the power to make wishes
that can even change our fate!
**[19:47] ---**
I bet even Kyubey doesn't imagine it.
**[19:50] ---**
That we Magical Girls
can make miracles happen.
**[19:51] ---**
Mami!
**[19:54] ---**
I won't let anyone use our hope!
**[19:56] ---**
Iroha!
**[19:59] ---**
Magius will give everyone a future.
**[20:02] ---**
With the Doppel system that I created,
**[20:05] ---**
Soul Gems will no longer become muddied
and you'll never become a Witch.
**[20:11] ---**
Magius wants to save
as many Magical Girls as possible.
**[20:16] ---**
You will help us, won't you?
**[20:19] ---**
You will become Magius'...
**[20:21] ---**
No, you will become the wings
of all Magical Girls who are alive right now.
**[20:27] ---**
And if anyone stands in our way,
we will come together to annihilate them.
**[20:29] ---**
Rena, where are you going?
**[20:31] ---**
I'm leaving.
**[20:32] ---**
Magius is the only guide and faint hope
that leads to a future for Magical Girls.
**[20:33] ---**
You can't.
You said we'd always be together, remember?
**[20:38] ---**
I swear that we will liberate Magical Girls.
**[20:42] ---**
That's right. Magius will save Magical Girls!
**[20:49] ---**
Yachiyo.
**[21:07] ---**
Iroha!
**[21:25] ---**
*You promised me you wouldn't die.*
**[21:30] ---**
*You promised!*
**[22:15] ---**
I hope it comes soon.
**[22:18] ---**
Walpurgis Night...
**[23:00] ---**
Episode 13
A Faint Hope
**[23:05] ---**
Iroha Tamaki. Your wish came true.
**[23:08] ---**
Sis!
**[23:08] ---**
TRAGEDY AND CRUELTY MOVE A STORY.
**[23:09] ---**
To begin with, how does the Doppel system
purify your Soul Gem?
**[23:10] ---**
THESE ROLES HAVE BEEN FORCED ONTO MAGICAL GIRLS.
**[23:12] ---**
Why does this Doppel system
only exist in Kamihama?
**[23:12] ---**
MAGIUS WILL NOT ALLOW THAT.
**[23:14] ---**
I don't want to become a Witch!
Haven't I helped you enough?
**[23:14] ---**
MAGIUS WILL GIVE BACK
MAGICAL GIRLS’ RIGHTS AND DIGNITY.
**[23:16] ---**
- We can go home to Takarazaki, right?
- I don't understand any of it!
**[23:17] ---**
ALL MAGICAL GIRLS
WILL BE LIBERATED FROM STORIES.
**[23:18] ---**
- Do we have to keep helping people?
- Doctor said it was a miracle, too!
**[23:21] ---**
Who's going to help us?
**[23:24] ---**
- Sis, where are you?
- Use your soul and exchange it for...
**[23:26] ---**
NEMU HIIRAGI
**[23:26] ---**
- What do you wish for?
- You killed her...
**[23:29] ---**
Sis, don't forget about me.
**[23:35] ---**
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
**[23:35] ---**
UME AOKI