E4 - Asahina Hisame and Shinonome Hangetsu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Yuuhi     Princess! [00:15] Yuuhi     Good morning. [00:16] Samidare     Yuu-kun, mor— [00:24] Yuuhi     Princess? [00:25] Samidare     I-I feel like I had a weird dream. [00:29] Yuuhi     I had a nice dream. [00:35] OP Lyrics     Everyone was crying [00:38] OP Lyrics     Like a star burning blue [00:42] OP Lyrics     Where will we go? What will we see? [00:45] OP Lyrics     We're all going to change, though. [01:06] OP Lyrics     I don't need it, don't want it. [01:07] OP Lyrics     I've already given up on it [01:10] OP Lyrics     After so many sad farewells [01:11] OP Lyrics     And "take cares" [01:14] OP Lyrics     I want to like the present more than the past,     the future more than the present. [01:19] OP Lyrics     Gradually my values have changed [01:23] OP Lyrics     I felt more grown up the more they wore away [01:26] OP Lyrics     Lies and betrayals     are practically civilities [01:32] OP Lyrics     Everyone ages [01:36] OP Lyrics     But what about the star burning blue? [01:39] OP Lyrics     Our likes and dislikes [01:43] OP Lyrics     They'll all change at some point [01:47] OP Lyrics     A worn-out savior [01:49] OP Lyrics     A medal in a dirty ditch [01:51] OP Lyrics     I don't want to overlook     their faint glimmers of light [01:55] OP Lyrics     I hear the sound still ringing from them [01:58] OP Lyrics     Let's move on a bit SIGN    Episode 4: Asahina Hisame and Shinonome Hangetsu [02:08] Samidare     Ah, Shinonome-san! [02:10] Hangetsu     Hmm? [02:12] Hangetsu     Hey. Morning, you two. [02:18] Samidare     Time for a rematch! [02:21] Hangetsu     Training? [02:23] Hangetsu     Sure. [02:24] Yuuhi     So fast! [02:41] Samidare     Over here?! [02:49] Yuuhi     Ludo, you said Neu hasn't changed, right? [02:53] Yuuhi     When was the last time     you saw Neu, and where? [02:59] Ludo     Not sure. [03:01] Ludo     You should ask Neu. [03:03] Neu     Embarrassingly enough, I can't remember. [03:08] Ludo     Your eyes don't look like those of someone     serving our Princess to protect the Earth. [03:13] Ludo     What are you plotting? [03:15] Yuuhi     That question is just based on your     subjective, biased assumption, isn't it? [03:20] Ludo     Hmph. [03:21] Ludo     Your sinister gaze says more than     enough about your evil nature. [03:25] Yuuhi     Damn mutt! [03:33] Yuuhi     Ow! You bastard! [03:37] Hangetsu     There! [03:47] Hangetsu     By the way, do you read manga? [03:51] Samidare     Yeah, I read some. [03:53] Hangetsu     Then lend me something! [03:55] Hangetsu     I've taken a liking to shojo manga lately. [03:58] Samidare     Shojo manga? [04:00] Hangetsu     I'll train you tomorrow, too, so please! [04:04] Yuuhi     Hmm? [04:06] Samidare     Huh? [04:09] Samidare     My stick! [04:10] Hangetsu     Took you too long to notice. [04:27] Hangetsu     Good boy! Good boy! Well done, Saw! [04:30] Ludo     S-Stop it! Don't call me Saw! [04:33] Yuuhi     Just a dog in the end, huh? [04:37] Hangetsu     Any manga you recommend? [04:38] Samidare     Magical Girl Magical Marie. [04:41] Hangetsu     Oh! Did you watch yesterday's episode? [04:42] Samidare     I did, I did! [04:44] Samidare     It was so great! [04:46] Samidare     Oh, Onee-chan, you're leaving already? [04:49] Hisame     Welcome home, Sami. [05:00] Hisame     Who's that? [05:01] Samidare     Oh, this is— [05:03] Hangetsu     Pleasure to meet you. I'm in love! SIGN    Love [05:09] Hisame     Inlove-san? Nice to meet you. SIGN    Inlove-san [05:12] Hisame     I'm Asahina Hisame. [05:18] Hisame     Well, Sami, breakfast is ready,     so clean up when you're done. [05:29] Hangetsu     Hisame-san, huh? [05:32] Hangetsu     She's a goddess. [05:34] Samidare     Oh, there's no breakfast here     for you, Shinonome-san. [05:37] Hangetsu     Don't mind me! [05:39] Hangetsu     My heart is full right now! [05:43] Samidare     By the way, [05:44] Samidare     you call yourself a hero of justice,     but what, exactly, is your job? [05:47] Hangetsu     My job, huh? [05:50] Hangetsu     Once I got involved in this battle, [05:52] Hangetsu     I thought, "I get to be     a superhero protecting the Earth!" [05:55] Hangetsu     and made those business cards right away. [05:58] Samidare     I thought you might be a detective     or a lawyer or something. [06:01] Hangetsu     Well... [06:02] Yuuhi     A hero of justice? [06:04] Yuuhi     A detective? [06:06] Neu     I get it, Shinonome-dono. [06:08] Neu     Everyone admires heroes of justice. [06:11] Hangetsu     Oh, you can talk, Lizard-kun. [06:14] Ludo     Hmph. Being a warrior is cooler. [06:19] Hangetsu     Okay, I'll return them     when I'm done reading. [06:24] Yuuhi     I finished the laundry. [06:26] Samidare     Good job. [06:27] Yuuhi     Princess. [06:28] Samidare     Yeah? [06:30] Yuuhi     We should probably keep our     objective under wraps from them. [06:35] Samidare     Doesn't really matter. [06:38] Samidare     Earth will be destroyed either way. [06:40] Samidare     Who's on our side or not     is a trivial matter. [06:43] Samidare     Of course, it won't be done     by the Biscuit Hammer. [06:47] Samidare     It'll be done by my fist. [06:49] Yuuhi     My apologies. [06:54] Samidare     Besides, I've already got you     on my side, and that's enough. [07:03] Yuuhi     She's an angel. [07:07] Yuuhi     An angel. [07:32] Yuuhi     Hell, it's actually stopping?! [07:34] Yuuhi     Guess I can't get a car to hit it for me. [07:53] Yuuhi     What do I do? [07:54] Yuuhi     I can already tell continuing     to dodge it is a losing battle. [08:04] Hangetsu     Superhero, Masked Hangetsu has arrived! [08:08] Yuuhi     S-Shinonome-san! [08:09] Neu     What's that lead-in for?! [08:10] Ludo     You're not even wearing a mask. [08:13] Hangetsu     I always admired these situations! [08:21] Hangetsu     Oh! [08:22] Hangetsu     Man, you're hard! [08:26] Hangetsu     Holding Field, Halberd! [08:34] Yuuhi     I-It carved into the golem?! [08:36] Hangetsu     A single blow's not enough? [08:38] Hangetsu     Are its eyes not its weak point? [08:41] Hangetsu     Whatever. [08:42] Hangetsu     Won't matter if I shave it all away. [08:45] Hangetsu     Halberd! [08:48] Yuuhi     I-Incredible. [08:50] Neu     The Dog Knight's Holding Field is     the strongest among the Beast Knights, [08:55] Neu     save for the three Mythic Beast Knights. [08:58] Yuuhi     Martial arts that negate both     monstrous strength and lightning speed, [09:01] Yuuhi     combined with a Holding Field spear     that can pierce golems... [09:05] Yuuhi     With those he could stop     our Princess's ambition. [09:11] Hangetsu     I won, I won! Yay! [09:14] Yuuhi     Shinonome Hangetsu... [09:17] Yuuhi     You're dangerous. [09:21] Yuuhi     Shit! He noticed my hostility! [09:24] Hangetsu     Nice. That look, that bloodlust... [09:28] Hangetsu     You have more potential than the Princess. [09:32] Hangetsu     I'll train you anytime you like. [09:36] Hangetsu     Later. [10:05] Hangetsu     Let's end it here for today. [10:07] Samidare     D-Damn it! [10:09] Hangetsu     Oh, by the way... [10:14] Hangetsu     Does Hisame-san, um... [10:16] Hangetsu     h-have a boyfriend? [10:19] Samidare     My sister? [10:21] Hangetsu     What's her age?! Her job?! Her hobbies?! [10:23] Hangetsu     Her favorite foods?! H-Her measurements?! [10:25] Hangetsu     The color of her underwear?! [10:27] Hangetsu     And, uh, uh... SIGN    Jot Jot Jot [10:29] Samidare     She's 27. [10:31] Samidare     She's a professor at the local university. [10:34] Samidare     I forget what her hobbies are. [10:36] Samidare     She loves sweet foods,     and I don't know her measurements. [10:39] Samidare     I'm not telling you about her underwear. [10:40] Hangetsu     Mhmm, mhmm... [10:42] Hangetsu     Hey now, [10:43] Hangetsu     you left out the important part     about a boyfriend. [10:46] Samidare     Hmm... [10:47] Samidare     I don't know if I should be sharing that. [10:52] Hangetsu     Whoa! [10:54] Hangetsu     I just dropped a meal ticket     for the French restaurant [10:56] Hangetsu     that opened in front     of the station last week! [11:05] Samidare     Apparently, she doesn't have one. [11:07] Hangetsu     Mhmm. [11:08] Yuuhi     She sold out her own sister. [11:10] Samidare     Yay! A French restaurant! [11:14] Hangetsu     Later. [11:17] Hangetsu     Oh, Amamiya-kun! [11:19] Yuuhi     Yes? [11:20] Hangetsu     I said I'd train you anytime, [11:23] Hangetsu     but you should take it up sooner than later. [11:25] Hangetsu     It's your life on the line. [11:27] Yuuhi     I'll consider it. [11:35] Hisame     Oh. [11:37] Hisame     Hey, Amami— [11:41] Hangetsu     Hey, Amamiya-kun! [11:43] Hangetsu     Oh, is that Asahina-sensei? [11:44] Hangetsu     What a coincidence.     Nice meeting you the other day. [11:47] Hisame     Uh, Inlove-san, right? SIGN    Inlove-san [11:49] Hangetsu     My name is Shinonome Hangetsu. SIGN    Shinonome Hangetsu     Private Eye, Bodyguard, Cleaning, Transportation     Handyman [11:55] Hangetsu     By the way, I'm 28 and single! [11:58] Hangetsu     I was assisting with     cleaning the school today. [12:01] Hangetsu     And what an honor it is! [12:03] Hangetsu     Being able to get to know a beauty like you! [12:06] Hisame     N-No, I'm just a plain woman     obsessed with research. [12:11] Hangetsu     Heavens, no! [12:12] Hangetsu     Your intelligent gaze,     your elegant black hair... [12:15] Hangetsu     Every part of you is brimming with charm! [12:18] Yuuhi     He sounds like a scam artist. [12:20] Hangetsu     Oh, if you don't mind, have this. [12:22] Hangetsu     I was planning to eat it,     but time got away from me. [12:26] Hisame     This is the limited-time     cheesecake from La Shimom! [12:31] Hisame     Are you sure?! [12:32] Hangetsu     Go ahead, go ahead. I'll see you later! [12:37] Hisame     Shinonome-san's such a nice guy! [12:40] Yuuhi     This woman seems like she'd fall for scams. [12:43] Hisame     You should become a bright,     cheerful adult like him! [12:46] Yuuhi     Sure... [12:47] Hisame     Shinonome, huh? [12:51] Hisame     Amamiya, have you heard     about him having a little brother? [12:55] Yuuhi     No? [12:56] Hisame     There's a student one grade below you,     called Shinonome Mikazuki. [13:00] Yuuhi     Mikazuki and Hangetsu... [13:02] Yuuhi     They do sound related from their names. [13:05] Hisame     I haven't seen him for about six months. [13:07] Hisame     I'm his advisor, so I feel bad     just leaving him be. [13:13] Hisame     Could you ask Hangetsu about him some time? [13:15] Yuuhi     All right. [13:17] Hangetsu     Yeah, he's my little brother. [13:20] Yuuhi     I figured. [13:21] Yuuhi     Apparently, he hasn't been     to school in a while, [13:24] Yuuhi     but do you know what he's up to? [13:26] Hangetsu     I remember him saying he was going to     Southeast Asia, but what about it? [13:31] Hangetsu     Why did you want to know about him? [13:33] Yuuhi     Asahina-sensei wanted to know about— [13:37] Both     Huh? Huh? SIGN    DASH [13:42] Both     Guess he's going to talk to her directly. [13:46] Both     Oh, I figured it out. [13:48] Neu     Figured what out? [13:49] Yuuhi     How to take care of Shinonome Hangetsu. [13:54] Yuuhi     I can kill him if I take     Asahina Hisame hostage. [13:58] Neu     Cut that out! [14:00] Neu     Talking of murdering for your convenience! [14:02] Neu     You'd be no different than     the criminal who killed your father! [14:09] Yuuhi     I know I told you. [14:11] Yuuhi     I'm willing to do anything to help     our Princess destroy this planet. [14:15] Neu     Have you gone mad with power, brat?! [14:17] Yuuhi     What? [14:18] Neu     Have you grown conceited after     obtaining a Holding Field, [14:21] Neu     and facing death in this     battle for the planet? [14:27] Neu     Don't get the wrong idea. You're not special. [14:30] Neu     You're just a brat, [14:32] Neu     overwhelmed by fate,     and at the mercy of this world! [14:35] Neu     You're dependent on others, [14:37] Neu     and long for naught but destruction! [14:41] Neu     You're like a child throwing a     tantrum and breaking his toys [14:45] Neu     when things won't go the way he wants! [14:49] Neu     What's the matter? Can't argue back? [14:52] Yuuhi     No, I've got nothing to say to you. [14:55] Neu     What? [14:56] Yuuhi     I'm more than well aware of that already. [15:00] Yuuhi     Your lecture won't do any good. [15:03] Neu     Yuuhi... [15:15] Yuuhi     Huh? [15:18] Yuuhi     Did I forget to lock it? [15:20] Yuuhi     Did I leave the lights on, too? [15:28] Hangetsu     Oh, welcome back. You're late. [15:31] Yuuhi     What are you doing in my home? [15:33] Yuuhi     For one thing,     how did you know where I live? [15:34] Yuuhi     And what about the lock? [15:38] Hangetsu     Quit sweating the small stuff. [15:40] Yuuhi     It's not small stuff! [15:42] Yuuhi     Hey! Quit wandering around! [15:44] Yuuhi     Don't sniff around, you mutt! [15:46] Ludo     You sure you want to be that pushy? [15:48] Yuuhi     Huh? [15:50] Ludo     I'll start marking. [15:52] Yuuhi     W-Would you please stop? [15:59] Hangetsu     Now! Let's watch something nice together! [16:02] Yuuhi     Huh? [16:03] Marie     Magical Burning Dragon! [16:11] Marie     Dragon! [16:11] Hangetsu     Killer moves have to be shouted out loud! [16:14] Yuuhi     What's going on here? [16:14] Marie     Dragon! [16:15] Hangetsu     It's Magical Girl Magical Marie. [16:17] Marie     Dragon! [16:17] Hangetsu     The great anime     Samidare-chan's watching, too. [16:18] Marie     Dragon! [16:20] Monster     Ow! Ow! Stop! Stop! [16:20] Yuuhi     Uh-huh... [16:21] Hangetsu     Now you've got more to talk about     with the girl you're into! [16:23] Marie     Dragon! [16:23] Hangetsu     Good luck, man! [16:24] Marie     Burning Dragon! [16:25] Yuuhi     Thanks. [16:26] Hangetsu     That's right! [16:26] Marie     Dragon! [16:27] Hangetsu     Amamiya-kun, have you     named your Holding Field? [16:30] Yuuhi     No, not particularly. [16:33] Hangetsu     Superpowers are totally killer moves! [16:35] Hangetsu     You can't get into it if you don't name it! [16:37] Yuuhi     Ow. Ow. [16:37] Hangetsu     Right?! Right?! [16:39] Yuuhi     A name, huh? [16:40] Marie     This is the end! [16:42] Marie     Magical Skull Crack! [16:46] Yuuhi     That looks painful. [16:47] Marie     Crack! Crack! [16:50] Monster     Ahh! My bones! My bones! [16:50] Neu     Did it hurt when I hit you with my tail? [16:55] Yuuhi     It did. [16:57] Yuuhi     Did it hurt when I swatted you away? [17:00] Neu     It did. [17:08] Yuuhi     I see. [17:10] Neu     Yeah. [17:17] Hangetsu     Sorry. Thanks for the meal. [17:20] Hisame     Seeing you enjoy it so much     makes it all the more worth making. [17:25] Hangetsu     So good, so good! [17:34] Hisame     Hmm? [17:40] Hisame     Huh? [17:42] Sami's Father     Hey! You been doing okay? [17:44] Hisame     Dad?! [17:48] Samidare     Oh, Dad! [17:50] Sami's Father     Hey! Sami, I'm home! [17:53] Sami's Father     Hm? Who are they? [17:55] Samidare     Uh... [17:56] Samidare     Right! Jogging buddies! [17:58] Sami's Father     Thank you for being friends     with my daughter. [18:00] Hangetsu     N-Nice to meet you! I'm Shinonome! [18:03] Yuuhi     Amamiya. [18:05] Hisame     Hey, Dad, get your luggage     out of the entryway. [18:09] Sami's Father     Sorry, sorry. [18:10] Sami's Father     Sami, I have a souvenir for you later. [18:13] Samidare     Cool! [18:28] Neu     I wonder what the Princess's     father does for a living. [18:32] Yuuhi     Apparently, he's an author,     but I don't know his pen name. [18:36] Hangetsu     Hey! Amamiya-kun! [18:40] Hangetsu     Are you free tonight? [18:41] Yuuhi     Huh? Well... [18:43] Hangetsu     Sorry! I was asking Asahina-sensei out [18:46] Hangetsu     and said, "Don't you want to     see Amamiya-kun when he's drunk?" [18:50] Hangetsu     Please! Play along with us! [18:53] Yuuhi     I don't mind doing it,     but I've never had liquor before. [18:56] Hangetsu     What?! When you're already twenty?! [19:00] Hangetsu     You're a real weirdo! [19:02] Yuuhi     I don't want to hear that from you. SIGN    Nonbe SIGN    Non [19:17] Yuuhi     That's not bad. [19:18] Hangetsu     Oh! [19:19] Hisame     Look at you drink, cheeky boy. [19:21] Hangetsu     All right, let's pound them down! [19:23] Hisame     Well, it's your first time, so not too much. [19:31] Hangetsu     Excuse me! Two orders of warm sake! [19:33] Yuuhi     And a mug of plum sour! [19:35] Hisame     And a sweet potato shochu on the rocks. [19:37] Hangetsu     That reminds me, you've been     to France, haven't you, Hisame-san? [19:41] Hisame     Yeah. [19:42] Hisame     Sami used to be real sick, [19:44] Hisame     and my mother, a doctor,     went there to research her illness, [19:48] Hisame     so she brought me with her at the time. [19:50] Hangetsu     And Sami-chan stayed     behind in Japan with Dad? SIGN    Mother SIGN    Father [19:54] Hisame     That's right. [19:56] Hisame     About three years ago, I heard     Sami suddenly got better, [20:00] Hisame     so I came back by myself to see how she was. [20:06] Hisame     Then our damn dad... [20:08] Hisame     He told me to look after Sami and     disappeared the moment I returned! [20:13] Hangetsu     I-I see. [20:16] Hisame     He's always traveling around     and writing his novels! [20:19] Hisame     He only ever comes home a few times a year! [20:22] Hisame     Excuse me! Another sweet     potato on the rocks! [20:24] Hangetsu     So Dad's an author? [20:27] Sami's Father     Quit calling me "Dad"... [20:31] Hisame     Apparently, his books sell well. [20:33] Hisame     Though I've never read one. [20:34] Sami's Father     You haven't?! [20:36] Hisame     Mom and Sami say it's nice     that he's a free spirit, [20:40] Hisame     but he's just being irresponsible! SIGN    BAM! [20:45] Ludo     Poor man. [20:46] Hisame     So, yeah. That's why I was     feeling a need to drink today. [20:52] Hisame     Can you keep up, Shinonome-san? [20:55] Hangetsu     Yeah! I'll follow you     into the depths of hell! [20:58] Yuuhi     Excuse me! One more please! [21:01] Hangetsu     He switched to sake at some point, too. [21:03] Hisame     He drinks like a fish. SIGN    Nonbe SIGN    Non SIGN    Nonbe [21:05] Hisame     That's the spirit, Amamiya! Drink more! [21:09] Hangetsu     Keep the sake coming! [21:15] Yuuhi     Can you stand? [21:17] Both     N-No way. [21:19] Yuuhi     I can't carry both of them. [21:21] Yuuhi     I'll have to call the Princess. [21:26] Hisame     Sami, where's Dad? [21:28] Samidare     He went out somewhere after eating dinner. [21:32] Hisame     That man just can't stay put, can he? [21:37] Samidare     Do you hate Dad? [21:40] Hisame     I don't hate him, [21:42] Hisame     but I can't respect him. [21:45] Hisame     Wandering around at his age,     doing whatever he pleases... [21:50] Hisame     How can he call himself an adult? [21:52] Samidare     I think adults are big kids,     like Shinonome-san and Dad, [21:56] Samidare     who seem to be enjoying life. [22:00] Hangetsu     Thanks. [22:02] Yuuhi     Are you okay? [22:03] Hangetsu     Yeah. [22:05] Hangetsu     Let me tell you what I think about adults! [22:08] Hangetsu     We adults smile to show     how fun being an adult is [22:12] Hangetsu     and make kids jealous of us! [22:15] Hangetsu     Because one of our jobs is to teach     them that life is filled with hope! [22:20] Yuuhi     Now that he mentions it, [22:22] Yuuhi     my Dad was smiling all the time, too. [22:24] Yuuhi     So did Grandpa back then. [22:32] Yuuhi     Adults, huh? [22:36] Hisame     I wonder what kind of adults you     and Sami will turn out to be. [22:57] ED Lyrics     Looking back to those times,     I always thought [23:05] ED Lyrics     It was hard to live life true to myself. [23:10] ED Lyrics     I recall those times. [23:13] ED Lyrics     I wanted to forget,     but now it's different. [23:17] ED Lyrics     Back then we stared at that same sky. [23:23] ED Lyrics     I'll never forget you,     or our endless dreams [23:29] ED Lyrics     As we gazed at that sky     after fate brought us together [23:35] ED Lyrics     I dream of us together,     of those days I remember [23:41] ED Lyrics     But dreams end and I wake up [23:43] ED Lyrics     Seeking the future [23:49] ED Lyrics     I reach for the light, [23:55] ED Lyrics     Always thinking of you in [24:04] ED Lyrics     every little thing SIGN    Next Episode:     The Knight, Shinonome Hangetsu