Season 1

E1 - Summer of Freshman Year! I Swear, I WILL Get a Boyfriend!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
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    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:17] ---
    I’ve always been big for my age.
[01:19] ---
    Whenever we’d line up by height
    in class, I was always dead last.
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    And ironically, my surname is
    “Koizumi” (“Little Spring”)
[01:25] ---
    Sorry it’s not “Oizumi”
    (“Big Spring”)
[01:29] ---
    …Story of my life.
[01:32] ---
    And so, we’ll be entering
    Summer Vacation tomorrow.
[01:36] ---
    Everyone, please take care of your health.
[01:41] ---
    This is a very crucial time for you
    First and Second Years to grow, so...
[01:46] ---
    It is my sincere hope that
    you all use this time wisely.
[01:51] ---
    You First and Second Years,
    for example, have sports cam--
[01:55] ---
    Oh, crap!
[01:56] ---
    All the beasts I’ve summoned
    have been destroyed!!
[02:10] ---
    Idiot.
SIGN    First High School Summer! I’ll Get A Boyfriend If It Kills Me!
[02:14] ---
    …You stayed up all night
    playing video games?
[02:17] ---
    Sorry.
[02:18] ---
    How very effeminate.
[02:19] ---
    Ohohoho.
[02:19] ---
    But falling asleep standing
    up – are you a giraffe?
[02:22] ---
    Maybe in a past life.
[02:24] ---
    You’re a funny girl.
[02:24] ---
    Okay, as punishment for being funny, you
    get to come to school starting tomorrow.
[02:28] ---
    - You lie! Tomorrow is Summer Vaca—
[02:29] ---
    - Not for you.
[02:31] ---
    You’re going to spend the
    summer studying and learning.
[02:34] ---
    Ehhhh?
[02:35] ---
    Don’t “ehhhh?” me.
    That’s all. Go home.
[02:38] ---
    Being tall doesn’t seem to have any perks.
[02:42] ---
    Unless you call “standing
    out at all times” a perk.
[02:49] ---
    Here ya go.
[02:50] ---
    Are you mocking me?
[02:51] ---
    Yep.
[02:52] ---
    I hear you’re doing well
    in the Basketball Team?
[02:54] ---
    Good boy, little-Kotani.
    (“Little Ravine”)
[02:55] ---
    It’s OTANI (“Big Ravine”), you moron.
[02:58] ---
    Move it, giantess.
[02:59] ---
    Mr. Nakano?
[03:00] ---
    Ohhh, thanks.
[03:01] ---
    I just did you a favor and you
    call me “giantess” as thanks?!
[03:04] ---
    Would you rather I call you “Goliath”?
[03:06] ---
    Shut up, little runt.
[03:07] ---
    Ohhh, you wanna fight?
[03:08] ---
    What if I do!
[03:09] ---
    Easy there, All Hanshin Kyojin.
[03:11] ---
    Who’ya talkin’ to!
[03:12] ---
    And stop callin’ us that!
[03:16] ---
    The “All Hanshin Kyojin.”
[03:18] ---
    Mr. Nakano gave us this nickname
    the first day of school.
[03:22] ---
    Do I have any volunteers
    to be my class aides?
[03:25] ---
    Hey, All Hanshin Kyojin over there.
[03:28] ---
    Koizumi, Otani, why don’t
    you give it a try?
[03:32] ---
    Yesssss?
[03:33] ---
    Thanks, folks!
[03:34] ---
    Why the hell!
[03:36] ---
    What the hell! Move it, giantess!
[03:38] ---
    Stand aside, little runt!
[03:39] ---
    Now, now, let’s keep the
    lovers’ quarrels for home.
[03:42] ---
    We’re not lovers!!
SIGN    Automatic Service Corner
[03:47] ---
    Summer school is such a drag.
[03:49] ---
    Nobuko, that’s what you
    get for failing midterms.
[03:53] ---
    Well, Darling will be at school for
    basketball practice so it works out fine.
[03:58] ---
    Nakao, right? Thanks for rubbing it in
[04:00] ---
    If only I had a boyfriend…
[04:03] ---
    No, at the very least, someone I liked.
[04:04] ---
    Then I’d be much more
    inspired to work hard.
[04:07] ---
    What surprises me even more is
    Chiharu’s strange whims and fancies.
[04:09] ---
    Who VOLUNTARILY attends summer school?
[04:11] ---
    I guess the brains of top
    students work differently.
[04:16] ---
    …I just don’t wanna
    be the only one left out.
[04:19] ---
    Just kidding, we know ya love us.
[04:22] ---
    Hey, summer school means we get to
    mix with kids from the other classes.
[04:26] ---
    I wonder if we’ll meet any hot guys?
[04:27] ---
    Just the thought of Otani not
    being there is heaven to me.
[04:31] ---
    I don’t like meeting new boys…
[04:36] ---
    Why are YOU here?
[04:38] ---
    That’s what I wanna ask!
[04:40] ---
    I see…I should’ve known.
[04:42] ---
    I’d forgotten that Otani was also stupid.
[04:44] ---
    Look who’s talking!
[04:46] ---
    I was called in here for
    SNORING, not being stupid!
[04:48] ---
    You think that makes you better than me?
[04:49] ---
    At least I didn’t flunk.
[04:51] ---
    I think snoring is more
    embarrassing than flunking!
[04:53] ---
    All Hanshin Kyojin, you plan to spend your
    summer entertaining us with your comedy act?
[04:56] ---
    For the last time, STOP calling us that!
[04:59] ---
    Nobuko, can we trade seats?
[05:01] ---
    Nobuko…
[05:02] ---
    Darling…
[05:03] ---
    Oh, fine.
[05:05] ---
    I d-don’t want to sit near a boy…
[05:07] ---
    Fine, it’s okay. I understand.
[05:10] ---
    This…THIS SUCKS!!
[05:16] ---
    This is the worst summer vacation ever!
[05:19] ---
    I wonder if we’ll meet any hot guys?
[05:23] ---
    Excuse me, sorry I’m late.
[05:25] ---
    Ah, Suzuki.
[05:27] ---
    I haven’t taken roll yet, so you’re safe.
[05:29] ---
    I’ll start with Class-1!
[05:30] ---
    Abe
[05:31] ---
    Here
[05:32] ---
    Iida
[05:32] ---
    Here
[05:33] ---
    Ueno
[05:34] ---
    Here
[05:34] ---
    Endo
[05:35] ---
    Here
[05:35] ---
    Omachi
[05:36] ---
    Here
[05:41] ---
    Hey, may I sit behind you?
[05:44] ---
    S-s-sure! I would be honored!
[05:48] ---
    If ya sit behind Koizumi, good
    luck seeing the chalkboard.
[05:50] ---
    Shut your face, Otani!!
[05:52] ---
    Please excuse me for being so tall…
[05:56] ---
    Don’t worry, it’s no
    problem. I can see fine.
[06:05] ---
    Heartthrob!
[06:07] ---
    This just might turn out to be
    the BEST summer vacation ever!
[06:24] ---
    Oh, yes!
[06:26] ---
    What’s wrong with Risa?
[06:27] ---
    Not sure.
[06:28] ---
    Hey there, babe.
[06:30] ---
    We’ve gotta talk.
[06:31] ---
    Lemme borrow ya on the way home.
[06:34] ---
    What’re you, a runt gangster?
[06:35] ---
    You shut up!
[06:36] ---
    Why do I have to be near
    you AFTER school too?
[06:39] ---
    What I have to say is SO important
    that we can’t talk here.
[06:41] ---
    What a creeper – what is it?
[06:44] ---
    Just wondering…
[06:45] ---
    Is Suzuki your type?
[06:48] ---
    Wh-wh-wh-why do you ask?!
[06:51] ---
    You’re easy to read!
[06:53] ---
    How did you know?
[06:55] ---
    It’s written all over your face.
[06:57] ---
    Suzuki: love at first sight.
[06:57] ---
    You’re not gonna blackmail me, are ya?
[06:59] ---
    I would never!
[07:01] ---
    I’m way too nice for that.
[07:03] ---
    I was just thinking maybe I could become
    friends with Suzuki then put in a good word for you.
[07:09] ---
    You really think that?!
[07:11] ---
    Yes, I do.
[07:12] ---
    - You lie!!
[07:13] ---
    - Not lying.
[07:13] ---
    Awesome!
[07:15] ---
    Woah, Otani, were you actually
    a really nice guy all along?
[07:18] ---
    Took ya that long to notice?
[07:19] ---
    And here I was thinking we were
     a giraffe and hunter in a past life
[07:22] ---
    and that you were a horrible guy…
[07:24] ---
    Who said anything about a giraffe?
[07:25] ---
    Let’s put that aside.
[07:27] ---
    Well then, let me treat
    you to whatever you want!
[07:30] ---
    A giant burger? A fish sandwich?
[07:32] ---
    A Crunchy-Munchy Meal?
[07:33] ---
    Crunchy-Munchy Meal!
[07:34] ---
    You’ve got it!
[07:34] ---
    Plus…
[07:36] ---
    Plus?
[07:37] ---
    Plus…
[07:38] ---
    I want Tanaka.
[07:40] ---
    Chiharu Tanaka.
[07:46] ---
    I never thought Chiharu would be your type.
[07:48] ---
    Are you stupid? She’s freaking adorable!
[07:51] ---
    I have to admit even I
    think she’s adorable…
[07:54] ---
    And I guess little birds
    need to flock together?
[07:57] ---
    Drop it.
[07:58] ---
    Then I have some grave news for you.
[08:00] ---
    What?
[08:01] ---
    Chiharu dislikes boys.
[08:04] ---
    Seriously?
[08:04] ---
    Tried and true.
[08:06] ---
    Adorable!!
[08:08] ---
    Who cares if she dislikes boys?
[08:10] ---
    I’ll cure her of her perversion!
[08:12] ---
    …I’d like to see you try.
[08:14] ---
    All right! Now I’m all fired up!
[08:15] ---
    Good luck, man.
[08:17] ---
    Um, excuse me, sir, but shadow boxing
    is prohibited in this restaurant.
[08:23] ---
    The pool?
[08:24] ---
    Yep.
[08:25] ---
    Nakaochi and I will be there too.
[08:27] ---
    I can hardly wait.
[08:28] ---
    And also…
[08:30] ---
    I’m bringing a friend
    along – is that okay?
[08:34] ---
    Suzuki, dear… wanna be friends?
[08:46] ---
    It’s a pool!
[08:47] ---
    Yep, a pool.
[08:48] ---
    Does it make you that happy?
[08:49] ---
    Freaking ecstatic!
[08:51] ---
    I haven’t been swimming in a year!
[08:52] ---
    Me neither, me neither!
[08:54] ---
    Splash!
[08:57] ---
    Take that, take that!
[08:58] ---
    I’m in heaven!
[09:01] ---
    This is the best!
[09:03] ---
    Much better than the pools at school!
[09:08] ---
    Moron!
[09:09] ---
    Now’s no time to be carrying on!
[09:10] ---
    Same goes for you!
[09:12] ---
    Oh, crap…
[09:13] ---
    In the thrill of the moment
    I lost sight of our goal.
[09:15] ---
    Suzuki? Hey, wanna swim over there?
[09:20] ---
    Sure.
[09:21] ---
    I’m sorry, did you not wanna swim?
[09:23] ---
    I wouldn’t’ve come
    if I didn’t wanna swim.
[09:25] ---
    Really?
[09:25] ---
    It’s fun watching you guys too.
[09:28] ---
    “Fun”?
[09:29] ---
    Suzuki, are you in summer school
    for failing the midterm?
[09:33] ---
    No, I missed the test because I was sick.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, that’s too bad.
[09:44] ---
    What am I doing?
[09:45] ---
    Hurry…I need to think of something to say!
[09:47] ---
    But I can’t think of anything to say!
[09:51] ---
    Hiiiii!
[09:52] ---
    Koizumi?
[09:53] ---
    Are ya having fun?
[09:54] ---
    Let’s all play with the beach ball!
[09:57] ---
    Oooootaaaaaniiiiii
[10:00] ---
    What the hell are ya doing?
[10:02] ---
    Is standing still in the water
    doing nothing really that amusing?
[10:04] ---
    Well, I can’t think of what to talk about!
[10:07] ---
    Serves ya right for trying to
    impress him by playing coy.
[10:09] ---
    Whaddaya mean.
[10:10] ---
    That’s what I mean. THAT.
[10:12] ---
    Just be yourself.
[10:15] ---
    Act normal.
[10:19] ---
    - That hurt, you jerk!
[10:19] ---
    - Okay, let’s play!
[10:33] ---
    Huh?
[10:34] ---
    What’s wrong?
[10:35] ---
    Where did Nakao and Nobuko go?
[10:39] ---
    Hey, you’re right…
[10:40] ---
    I saw them run off that way just a while ago.
[10:43] ---
    To the Water Slider.
[10:48] ---
    Water…
[10:49] ---
    Slider…
[10:58] ---
    Suzuki/Tanaka, wanna go on that?
[11:00] ---
    I’m scared of fast rides.
[11:02] ---
    I’m scared too.
[11:03] ---
    Too bad…
[11:12] ---
    Would ya mind if we ran off for a bit?
[11:15] ---
    Sure.
[11:15] ---
    Go ahead.
[11:16] ---
    Slider!!
[11:17] ---
    This’ll be my first time!
[11:18] ---
    Me too!
[11:19] ---
    Where’s the entrance?
[11:20] ---
    That way, that way!
[11:21] ---
    No running along the poolside!
[11:33] ---
    Welcome back.
[11:34] ---
    Fun, wasn’t it?
[11:35] ---
    Fan-freaking-tastic!
[11:39] ---
    There we go again…
[11:41] ---
    Hey, where’s Suzuki?
[11:43] ---
    Haven’t seen him.
[11:45] ---
    Suzuki disappeared somewhere while
    I was coming back to the group.
[11:52] ---
    How dare she abandon me
    to play with someone else.
[11:54] ---
    Screw her!
[11:58] ---
    Oh, he’s back.
[12:00] ---
    Suzuki!
[12:01] ---
    Where were you?
[12:02] ---
    I got thirsty, so I went to get some drinks.
[12:04] ---
    I bought enough for everyone.
[12:06] ---
    You sure come in handy, Suzuki.
[12:08] ---
    Do you like this?
[12:09] ---
    Yeah, thanks!
[12:11] ---
    Tanaka, I got you something warm.
[12:13] ---
    For me?
[12:13] ---
    You seemed cold.
[12:17] ---
    Thank you.
[12:19] ---
    Chilly!
[12:20] ---
    Sorry, would you have
    preferred something warm?
[12:23] ---
    No, I’m fine.
[12:25] ---
    How was that ride?
[12:27] ---
    Awesome! It was a freaking rush!
[12:29] ---
    It wasn’t scary?
[12:30] ---
    Not at all scary!
[12:32] ---
    Really? Then maybe I’ll give it a try.
[12:34] ---
    Yay! Let’s do it!
[12:36] ---
    I’m talking like normal.
[12:37] ---
    Lookin’ good!
[12:39] ---
    You’re so tanned.
[12:40] ---
    Isn’t it crazy? I tan so easily.
[12:44] ---
    Looks like he really did cure
    Chiharu of her man-hate.
[12:47] ---
    He sure is amazing.
[12:52] ---
    Bye.
[12:53] ---
    See ya later.
[12:54] ---
    Bye!
[12:56] ---
    Is this really okay?
[12:57] ---
    Is what okay?
[12:58] ---
    I mean, it’s only because Suzuki and
    Chiharu live in the same direction.
[13:02] ---
    Don’t worry.
[13:03] ---
    Suzuki’s a good guy and Chiharu’s
    been cured of her man-hate.
[13:07] ---
    In fact, she’s pretty crazy about me.
[13:09] ---
    I know! You guys looked really good together.
[13:12] ---
    You guys looked good too.
[13:17] ---
    Thanks.
[13:19] ---
    I owe it to you, Otani.
[13:20] ---
    Yeah. Let’s get ‘em again tomorrow!
[13:23] ---
    Yeah. Let’s grab ahold
    of happiness together!
[13:26] ---
    But why do I feel this way?
[13:28] ---
    Why do I feel an unspeakable sense of dread?
[13:35] ---
    Suzuki sure is a nice person.
[13:39] ---
    You mean you like him?
[13:41] ---
    No, no, that’s not it.
    It’s not like that…
[13:44] ---
    He’s very nurturing.
[13:45] ---
    Yes, that’s what I mean.
[13:47] ---
    He walked me home last night.
[13:50] ---
    Walked you home…
[13:51] ---
    I always thought that boys
    were rough and scary,
[13:55] ---
    But Suzuki is nice – I don’t
    think I’m scared of him at all.
[13:58] ---
    Really…
[14:00] ---
    But Chiharu, I saw you and Otani looked
    really good together yesterday.
[14:03] ---
    Nobuko! You say good things!
[14:05] ---
    That’s right! Otani!
[14:07] ---
    Oh, Otani? Yes, he’s quite easy to talk to.
[14:09] ---
    Right?
[14:10] ---
    I probably just don’t perceive
    him as a boy since he’s so short.
[14:14] ---
    LAUNCH!
[14:21] ---
    Otani…Direct hit.
[14:25] ---
    Bogus! If Otani heard that, how would he—
[14:32] ---
    Good morning.
[14:33] ---
    Otani…
[14:34] ---
    Good morning.
[14:35] ---
    Good morning, Otani.
[14:37] ---
    Good morning, Tanaka. I
    had much fun yesterday.
[14:42] ---
    I heard something snap…
[14:43] ---
    Otani, you sure are funny.
[14:46] ---
    Otani?
[14:47] ---
    I am not Otani.
[14:49] ---
    I am tiny so call me “Kotani”.
[14:50] ---
    Pull yourself together, Otani!
[14:52] ---
    I am Kotani.
[14:53] ---
    Please tell Teacher that
    Kotani will be absent today.
[14:57] ---
    Ko…Kotani!!
[14:59] ---
    He’s OTANI.
[15:05] ---
    Otani…
[15:07] ---
    I told you, I’m Kotani.
[15:13] ---
    Uh, well…
[15:16] ---
    What is it?
[15:16] ---
    Are you pitying me?
[15:18] ---
    Hey now! I’m just worried
    about you, no need to mope…
[15:22] ---
    I’ve every right to mope!
[15:23] ---
    So she said you’re small – so
    what? You’re a man, you can take it.
[15:26] ---
    I believe she said that BECAUSE
    I’m small, I’m NOT a man.
[15:32] ---
    Moron!
[15:34] ---
    Tall or short, if you’ve got
    a , it means you’re a man!
[15:37] ---
    Good girls shouldn’t talk like that…
[15:38] ---
    Shut up!
[15:39] ---
    Haven’t you gotten used
    to being called tiny by now?
[15:42] ---
    Why’re you making such a big deal over a
    girl telling you that ONCE? You disgust me!
[15:45] ---
    If you spend your life moping because
    of that, no one’ll like you anyway.
[15:48] ---
    You SCUM!
[15:49] ---
    Jeez! I’m pissed!
[15:55] ---
    Your moron-punch really smarted.
[16:01] ---
    Sorry…
[16:03] ---
    Suzuki!
[16:04] ---
    Good morning.
[16:05] ---
    Good morning? I think
    class has already started.
[16:09] ---
    Yeah. I’m late.
[16:11] ---
    Summer mornings and I don’t get along well.
[16:12] ---
    Ah, I see.
[16:15] ---
    Though winter mornings
    aren’t that much better.
[16:17] ---
    Ah, I see.
[16:19] ---
    Thanks for yesterday. I had fun.
[16:21] ---
    Ah, me too, thanks.
[16:24] ---
    Um…
[16:25] ---
    What?
[16:26] ---
    Am I scary?
[16:29] ---
    Tanaka seemed a bit scared yesterday.
[16:34] ---
    Suzuki sure is a nice person.
[16:37] ---
    Uhhh, she’s just shy around boys –
    I don’t think it’s your fault.
[16:43] ---
    I’m not very good at
    talking to girls either.
[16:45] ---
    You are?
[16:47] ---
    Yeah, but… Koizumi, I find
    it easy talking to you.
[16:55] ---
    Probably because you’re at eye-level.
[16:58] ---
    You just don’t seem much like a girl to me.
[17:02] ---
    Yes?
[17:03] ---
    KABOOM!
[17:10] ---
    Now I get it…
[17:11] ---
    I see… So Tanaka doesn’t
    particularly dislike me.
[17:16] ---
    Yeah…
[17:21] ---
    D-don’t tell me you LIKE Chiharu?
[17:23] ---
    No. No, no, not that. Why do you say that?
[17:25] ---
    You’re blushing!
[17:26] ---
    No, I’m just hot.
[17:27] ---
    My, what hot weather…
[17:28] ---
    Well, I have to go to class.
[17:32] ---
    It’s not what you think.
[17:35] ---
    What the hell!!
[17:36] ---
    He TOTALLY likes her.
[17:38] ---
    It’s obvious he likes her.
[17:41] ---
    Hey! Oizumi.
[17:43] ---
    How can ya be moping in the hall after
    yelling at me for the same thing?
[17:46] ---
    Sorry, forget what I said back there.
[17:49] ---
    What the hell are you saying?
[17:50] ---
    Ya really can’t help but mope, can ya.
[17:52] ---
    Even if you’re used to being made fun of,
[17:54] ---
    it hurts extra bad when
    a guy you like says it…
[17:57] ---
    MORON!
[17:59] ---
    Hey, that hurt!
[18:00] ---
    Payback from earlier!
[18:01] ---
    - But I’m a girl—
[18:02] ---
    I’m not giving up on Chiharu.
[18:04] ---
    I’m getting back in the saddle tomorrow.
[18:06] ---
    Otani…
[18:07] ---
    If you spend your time moping over
    it, no one’ll like you anyway!
[18:10] ---
    That’s what my grandpa always told me.
[18:11] ---
    Dirty liar.
[18:13] ---
    I’m glad you’re around, Koizumi.
[18:16] ---
    If ya weren’t, I’d have
    stayed down in the dumps.
[18:20] ---
    Guess you’re right.
[18:22] ---
    I’ll get back in the saddle too!
[18:26] ---
    All right!
[18:27] ---
    Let’s do this!
[18:29] ---
    To our local summer festival…
[18:31] ---
    …I invited Suzuki and
    Otani invited Chiharu.
[18:38] ---
    I was a fool for trying
    to be cute in a yukata!
[18:41] ---
    It’s like putting a
    party dress on a giantess.
[18:45] ---
    Otani.
[18:47] ---
    I don’t see Chiharu or Suzuki yet.
[18:49] ---
    The train was pretty crowded too…
[18:51] ---
    I hope they’re not lost.
SIGN    Special Yakisoba
[18:55] ---
    What is it?
[18:56] ---
    I didn’t recognize you at first.
[18:57] ---
    Do I look weird? Creepy?
[18:59] ---
    Not really…
[19:01] ---
    You look determined.
[19:02] ---
    Of course I am.
[19:03] ---
    Sorry I’m late.
[19:05] ---
    Ah, there she is!
[19:06] ---
    Risa! Suzuki’s here too.
[19:09] ---
    We bumped into each other…
[19:19] ---
    Whoosh, whoosh…
[19:21] ---
    They changed their positions so we
    wouldn’t get caught in the crowd.
[19:24] ---
    I don’t get it.
[19:25] ---
    I don’t get it and I
    don’t like it either.
[19:30] ---
    They look really good together.
[19:32] ---
    Almost like a starry-eyed
    couple that just got together.
[19:39] ---
    Koizumi…
[19:40] ---
    I’m fine.
[19:42] ---
    I’m fine with this.
[19:46] ---
    I’m out.
[19:53] ---
    I’m out too.
[19:54] ---
    Really?
[19:54] ---
    Pulling back is important in comedy.
[19:58] ---
    Let’s just leave them together for a while.
[20:02] ---
    Otani…
[20:04] ---
    Huh? Risa? Otani?
[20:06] ---
    It broke!
[20:08] ---
    Lemme try!
[20:10] ---
    Nice one!
[20:19] ---
    Hey, Otani, next let’s…huh?
[20:21] ---
    Otani? Otani?
[20:23] ---
    I’m right here, idiot.
[20:24] ---
    Woah, ya scared me.
[20:26] ---
    I thought maybe the crowd had
    trampled you or somethin’.
[20:28] ---
    You wanna fist in your mouth?
[20:29] ---
    Sorry.
[20:30] ---
    What the hell, you’re creeping me out!
[20:32] ---
    Totally throwing me off.
[20:33] ---
    Let’s go eat squid. Grilled squid!
[20:38] ---
    Otani may be short, but he
    definitely has masculine hands.
[20:46] ---
    We fight all the time, but
    we’re actually very similar.
[20:51] ---
    We share the same complex of height-envy.
[20:58] ---
    I like you. Will you go out with me?
[21:01] ---
    Yes.
[21:02] ---
    After a while, Chiharu and
    Suzuki became a couple.
[21:08] ---
    I’m so relieved!
[21:10] ---
    Glad to hear it.
[21:12] ---
    It looked like you might’ve had
    a chance with Chiharu, though.
[21:15] ---
    Didn’t look like you had
    a chance with Suzuki at all.
[21:18] ---
    Oh, now you’ve said it.
[21:19] ---
    Well, whatever.
[21:20] ---
    If I try, I can get a girlfriend tomorrow.
[21:23] ---
    Is that so? That’s a
    sight I’d like to see.
[21:30] ---
    Then I challenge you!
[21:31] ---
    Whichever of us gets a
    boyfriend/girlfriend first.
[21:34] ---
    If I win, what do I get?
[21:36] ---
    I’ll buy you your favorite game.
[21:38] ---
    And if I win, you’re buying
    me new basketball sneakers!
[21:42] ---
    Challenge accepted!
[21:44] ---
    I’m gonna win!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    You had a girlfriend?
[23:28] ---
    But you’re way too Otani-ish!
[23:30] ---
    Oh, please!
[23:31] ---
    Lovely Complex
[23:33] ---
    Love Com.
[23:34] ---
    Next episode, “Love
    Triangle With The Ex?!”
[23:36] ---*
    Don’t miss it!
SIGN    “Love Triangle With The Ex?!”

E2 - A Love Triangle With My Ex!?

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    Then I challenge you!
[01:17] ---
    Whichever of us gets a boyfriend/girlfriend first...
[01:20] ---
    If I win, what do I get?
[01:22] ---
    I'll buy you your favorite game.
[01:24] ---
    And if I win, you're buying me new basketball sneakers!
[01:28] ---
    Challenge accepted!
[01:30] ---
    I'm gonna win!
SIGN    Love Triangle With The Ex?!
[01:42] ---
    What's with the 'do?
[01:43] ---
    Scrub brush? Sea urchin?
[01:45] ---
    Shaddup!
[01:46] ---
    I'm a hot guy today.
SIGN    Scrub brush, sea urchin
[01:48] ---
    Makes me REALLY wanna mess it up.
[01:51] ---
    Hands off, moron!
[01:52] ---
    Tryin' to be sexy? Disgusting.
[01:56] ---
    All the girls are gonna ask me out today.
[01:58] ---
    Then you'll have to buy me new sneakers.
[02:02] ---
    Don't tell me you seriously think spiking your hair will get you chicks.
[02:06] ---
    Don't tell me YOU seriously think lipstick will get you guys.
[02:14] ---
    Think fast!
[02:20] ---
    Nobuko, Chiharu, let's go home!
[02:26] ---
    Hey, Darling, what'cha wanna do?
[02:28] ---
    I dunno...
[02:31] ---
    This is so awkward.
[02:33] ---
    The feeling is mutual.
[02:36] ---
    Why do YOU have to come with us?
[02:39] ---
    I'm going to Nakao's house.
[02:41] ---
    I need help after SOMEONE ruined my hairstyle and made me late this morning.
[02:44] ---
    You're STILL pissed about that?
[02:46] ---
    You're not only small bodied - you're small minded.
[02:48] ---
    I'm gonna sue!
[02:50] ---
    Be my guest.
SIGN    Game Center All the latest products here!!
[02:52] ---
    Nakaochi, wanna have our fortune told?
[02:54] ---
    What fortune?
SIGN    Prrrrring
SIGN    Your Compatibility: 85%. Congratulations
[03:00] ---
    Yay! It says our compatibility is 85%!
SIGN    Love Compatibility Check
[03:03] ---
    Chiharu, Suzuki, won't you try it?
[03:09] ---
    Come on, try it!
[03:11] ---
    Sure.
[03:13] ---
    Gotcha! Gotcha!
[03:14] ---
    Hey! Hey!
[03:26] ---
    What do you want?
[03:27] ---
    Nobuko, you're ordering a full meal?
[03:29] ---
    Yeah.
[03:30] ---
    Oh yeah, Otani, wanna go to a Sea Monk concert?
[03:34] ---
    A friend of mine had two extra tickets,
[03:36] ---
    but he can't find anyone who wants them.
[03:39] ---
    Sea Monk? For real? I'll go!
[03:43] ---
    Koizumi, you like him too?
[03:44] ---
    I freaking LOVE him! He's so sick.
[03:47] ---
    Isn't he? He's SO sick!
[03:49] ---
    Did you hear his new track?
[03:50] ---
    Of course I did! It was freaking AWESOME!
[03:53] ---
    I'm so glad you like it. That track is so sick.
[03:55] ---
    Yeah, it is!
[03:56] ---
    Why don't you two go out?
[03:58] ---
    Yeah.
[03:59] ---
    Huh?
[04:00] ---
    What the hell are you suggesting?!
[04:02] ---
    You're always in perfect sync with each other.
[04:04] ---
    I think you're probably very compatible too.
[04:06] ---
    In what way, specifically?
[04:08] ---
    In the Sea Monk way, specifically.
[04:11] ---
    Just a coincidence - great balls of fire!
[04:13] ---
    A lady shouldn't say "balls".
[04:16] ---
    It's an IDIOM - I didn't mean "TESTICLES"!
[04:17] ---
    See? No way would I date this crass woman.
[04:20] ---
    You're one to talk, Mister!
[04:22] ---
    Um, are you ready to order?
[04:25] ---
    Ah, give me a minute, please...
SIGN    New Item: Have a tropical experience with our Hawaiian Dancer
[04:31] ---
    Oooh, new stuff on the!? Can't pass this up.
[04:35] ---
    Hawaiian Dancer!
[04:40] ---
    See?
[04:41] ---
    You're! Wrong!
[04:46] ---
    I wanna meet my prince!
[04:50] ---
    Like I said, just go with Otani.
[04:52] ---
    - Right, Chiharu?
    - Yeah.
[04:54] ---
    Stop it! Why would I date such a runt?
[04:56] ---
    I can't date someone unless he's taller than me.
[04:59] ---
    But Otani is actually a catch.
[05:01] ---
    There she goes again. You're a very funny girl...
[05:04] ---
    If you doubt me, wanna check out basketball practice after school?
[05:16] ---
    Look. Those girls.
[05:18] ---
    They're probably a couple years older than him...
[05:22] ---
    He caught the ball!
[05:23] ---
    Go for it!
[05:24] ---
    ...And they're always squealing over Otani.
[05:28] ---
    Seriously?
[05:34] ---
    Woah, for a runt he's not bad.
[05:38] ---
    Wow, he jumps really high.
[05:41] ---
    Hey, Otani!
[05:43] ---
    You're little - you're in no position to hog the glory and go for a dunk there!
[05:46] ---
    - Why is the coach yelling at him?
[05:46] ---
    - Pass it to a different player next time!
[05:48] ---
    - He made the shot.
[05:50] ---
    Yeah.
[05:51] ---
    Know your place, runt.
[05:54] ---
    Wow, that old man is really pissing me off!
[05:56] ---
    Now, now...
[05:59] ---
    Yes, sir.
[06:02] ---
    Aww! That stupid coach yelled at him again.
[06:04] ---
    That's for sure!
[06:06] ---
    - Cuuuuuute!
[06:07] ---
    - See?
[06:08] ---
    - Bless his little heart!
[06:09] ---
    - He's "cute"?
[06:10] ---
    - Poor thing!
[06:11] ---
    - That's right! Little people can always play that card!
[06:14] ---
    That's playing dirty...
[06:20] ---
    What's with the ugly face?
[06:23] ---
    Awww, using the widdle flower pins to makes you pwetty?
[06:27] ---
    Huh? These're my sister's.
[06:29] ---
    Awww, what a cute widdle boy.
[06:32] ---
    You wook wike a girl.
[06:36] ---
    You wanna fist in your mouth?!
[06:38] ---
    I won't let you beat me!
[06:40] ---
    You think I'm gonna buy you sneakers?
[06:43] ---
    You're buying me a mountain of new video games instead!
[06:49] ---
    What's eating her?
[06:51] ---
    I've gotta do something!
[06:53] ---
    I've just gotta...
[06:56] ---
    That's it!
[06:57] ---
    Nobuko!
[06:58] ---
    A group date! Group date!
[07:02] ---
    Group date?
[07:05] ---
    All right! I'm gonna bag me a hottie tonight.
[07:09] ---
    Risa!
[07:10] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[07:14] ---
    Horse...
[07:16] ---
    Monkey...
[07:18] ---
    Bird...
[07:20] ---
    Dog...
[07:21] ---
    And a pig?
[07:23] ---
    Hello!
[07:25] ---
    Craaaaash.
[07:27] ---
    What is this, a zoo?
[07:32] ---
    Oh well, I like the zoo.
[07:34] ---
    Zoos are fun.
[07:36] ---
    I'm a giraffe as it is.
[07:40] ---
    Fine. It's okay. I'm okay with this.
[07:42] ---
    It's what's inside that counts.
[07:45] ---
    Koziumi, dearrrr.
[07:49] ---
    What's wrong? You need to let loose more.
[07:57] ---
    By the way, how tall are you?
[08:02] ---
    ...There it is.
[08:03] ---
    170cm. (5'7)
[08:05] ---
    Wow, that's tall.
[08:08] ---
    If you're that tall already, you'll be 3 meters by the time you graduate.
[08:13] ---
    Just kidding.
[08:18] ---
    Oh, you.
[08:18] ---
    Aren't I funny?
[08:21] ---
    People always laugh at me!
[08:24] ---
    Well, I just can't laugh.
[08:26] ---
    I'm always treated this way.
[08:35] ---
    Hey, how'd it go last night?
[08:37] ---
    Can't you tell by my depressed face?
[08:39] ---
    Risa, your standards are unrealistically high.
[08:41] ---
    Hey! You have a boyfriend!
[08:43] ---
    You have no right to brush off my plight by saying my ideals are too high!
[08:46] ---
    Sure, I've got a list of qualities I'm looking for,
[08:47] ---
    But I don't actually think the perfect guy exists...
[08:51] ---
    Sob, sob, sob
SIGN    Flood
[08:55] ---
    You're right! My ideals are too high.
[08:58] ---
    Risa...
[08:59] ---
    I know.
[09:01] ---
    As a person...as a woman, I'm in trouble.
[09:05] ---
    You're in trouble, Koizumi.
[09:07] ---
    I know! I'm a very troubled person.
[09:11] ---
    No, I mean this. Very bad news.
SIGN    Sea Monk 3 Day Tour
[09:19] ---
    It's a Sea Monk ticket!
[09:21] ---
    Nakao just gave it to me.
[09:23] ---
    It's a Sea Monk CHRISTMAS Concert.
[09:25] ---
    Christm...!
[09:26] ---
    December 25th, the most romantic day of the year.
[09:33] ---
    W-Why do I have to spend my Christmas with you like a LOSER?
[09:37] ---
    Beats me! And I'd ask the exact same thing!
[09:40] ---
    OF YOU!!
[09:44] ---
    Moronic. Dear lord, why?
[09:46] ---
    Egads, why?
[09:49] ---
    What country are you guys from?
[09:51] ---
    It's okay. You can go together.
[09:53] ---
    No!
[09:53] ---
    Why must the All Hanshin Kyojin...
[09:55] ---
    desecrate the romantic streets of Christmas with our awkward presence?
[09:58] ---
    Maybe you'll get caught in the flow of Christmas and find romance!
[10:01] ---
    If this chick gets caught in a flow, she'll clog up the drain.
[10:04] ---
    I'll clog YOUR drain!
[10:15] ---
    Even if we walk side by side in the romantic streets of Christmas day,
[10:21] ---
    I doubt romance will blossom.
SIGN    English Lessons
[10:24] ---
    You sneeze like an old man.
[10:27] ---
    I've been feeling sickish lately.
[10:28] ---
    Are ya taking this boyfriend stuff seriously?
[10:30] ---
    I am, I am! Our challenge still isn't over.
[10:34] ---
    You have no plans for Christmas, do ya.
[10:41] ---
    Nope.
[10:42] ---
    Let's just go straight to the concert and straight home.
[10:44] ---
    Wouldn't want romance to bloom in the wrong climate
[10:48] ---
    Even if we took our time going there and back,
[10:51] ---
    I doubt romance would bloom.
[10:54] ---
    Probably right.
[10:56] ---
    I mean, what's your type anyway?
[11:00] ---
    My type?
[11:01] ---
    At the very least, someone who doesn't sneeze like a man in his sixties.
[11:04] ---
    When a lady sneezes, she delicately puts a hand to her mouth...
[11:09] ---
    See, like that.
[11:17] ---
    A Chiharu with different colored hair?
[11:20] ---
    Is that even possible?
[11:22] ---
    But...but...
[11:24] ---
    There's two Chiharus??
[11:27] ---
    Kanzaki...
[11:29] ---
    Atsushi.
[11:36] ---
    What's going on?
[11:43] ---
    Kanzaki...
[11:44] ---
    Atsushi.
[11:49] ---
    "Atsushi"? Who's that?
[11:52] ---
    Me.
[11:54] ---
    Long time no see.
[11:55] ---
    Yeah.
[11:57] ---
    You doing okay?
[11:58] ---
    Yeah.
[12:00] ---
    That scared me.
[12:02] ---
    She really looks exactly like Chiharu.
[12:06] ---
    Um, so, I've got somewhere to be...
[12:19] ---
    Hey, hey, Atsushi, who was that?
[12:21] ---
    Doesn't matter.
[12:23] ---
    Oh please, Atsushi, you can tell me!
[12:27] ---
    Something's up, you dog.
[12:30] ---
    ...She's my ex-girlfriend.
[12:39] ---
    Your ex-girlfriend?
[12:41] ---
    You DATED her??
[12:42] ---
    Is it really THAT hard to believe?
[12:44] ---
    Are you telling the truth?
[12:46] ---
    Why would I lie?
[12:49] ---
    I don't see it! You're too Otani-ish for her!
[12:51] ---
    Listen, you...
[12:52] ---
    If a person's 15 or 16, he's bound to have dated at least once!
[12:56] ---
    Well, I haven't!
[12:57] ---
    Is that something to brag about?
[13:02] ---
    Shock...
[13:03] ---
    Shock to the highest.
[13:08] ---
    Otani has an ex-girlfriend?
[13:11] ---
    He's way too Otani-ish for that!
[13:14] ---
    Hey, so Nakaochi told me about her.
[13:17] ---
    Her name's Mayu Kanzaki.
[13:19] ---
    She managed Otani and Nakao's junior high basketball team.
[13:24] ---
    He says they dated for two years.
[13:28] ---
    -And apparently Otani was the one who was more attached.
[13:30] ---
    - So it's true...
[13:40] ---
    I'd thought that like me, Otani had never dated anyone.
[13:46] ---
    Now I really feel like a late-bloomer.
[13:49] ---
    Hey, Otani, why did you guys break up?
[13:52] ---
    Why do you want to know?
[13:54] ---
    Well, I just can't picture it!
[13:56] ---
    You dating or breaking up with someone...
[14:03] ---
    We didn't break up... She dumped me.
[14:09] ---
    Um...
[14:10] ---
    She fell for someone else and that was it.
[14:13] ---
    I was depressed enough as it was,
[14:15] ---
    but then I found out who my replacement was...
[14:18] ---
    He was 2 meters tall and dubbed, "the Giant Stallion of West Jr. High."
[14:24] ---
    She really knew how to twist the knife...
[14:27] ---
    But I'm sure it was just a coincidence!
[14:30] ---
    I doubt she chose him for his height.
[14:31] ---
    Even if it was a coincidence...
[14:34] ---
    It certainly didn't help my already delicate complex over my height.
[14:43] ---
    I guess if I say any more, you'll punch me again.
[14:49] ---
    Otani...
[14:56] ---
    I see.
[14:57] ---
    So he had that kind of past.
[15:04] ---
    May you find happiness!
[15:11] ---
    Otani, I know all too well how you feel!
[15:16] ---
    Being dumped like that would only make you feel worse about your height.
[15:21] ---
    Keep at it, Otani!
[15:22] ---
    Stay optimistic, Otani!
[15:32] ---
    I forgot my bag!
[15:35] ---
    Will you wait for me while I get it?
[15:49] ---
    So, everyone who was on the basketball team...
[15:52] ---
    is getting together on the 25th for a party.
[15:55] ---
    Could you leave that day open for us?
[15:58] ---
    Okay.
[15:59] ---
    The more I look, the more I see the resemblance to Chiharu.
[16:02] ---
    No, I think Chiharu looks like HER, not the other way around.
[16:08] ---
    THAT'S probably why Otani was attracted to Chiharu.
[16:14] ---
    Promise you'll come, okay?
[16:15] ---
    There's something I want to talk about.
[16:17] ---
    Bye.
[16:27] ---
    What's that? Why's he spacing out?
[16:31] ---
    Could it be...he still likes her?
[16:37] ---
    Oh, the 25th is--
[16:39] ---
    Don't worry! I'll go to Sea Monk's concert alone!
[16:43] ---
    K-Koizumi, how long have you been there?
[16:45] ---
    She wants to talk, eh? Probably wants to get back together.
[16:49] ---
    And if you can't go to the party and get back together with her,
[16:52] ---
    it'll be all my fault.
[16:55] ---
    Lucky break.
[16:55] ---
    Getting back together with your ex...
[16:57] ---
    will help you beat me in the challenge...
[16:59] ---
    much faster than finding someone new.
[17:02] ---
    Koizumi...
[17:03] ---
    Ah, but since I'm helping to make this happen,
[17:05] ---
    I'm not buying ya new sneakers.
[17:07] ---
    I don't mind taking you out to tea or something, though.
[17:11] ---
    Cheapskate.
[17:11] ---
    'Tis the season!
[17:13] ---
    Sometimes I'm not sure whether you're nice or not.
[17:19] ---
    I'm nice, of course.
[17:21] ---
    Oh, really?
[17:23] ---
    After all... how can I abandon such a passionate face?
[17:27] ---
    He surprised me.
[17:31] ---
    Nobuko, Chiharu, so the situation is thus...
[17:35] ---
    "The situation is thus"?
[17:36] ---
    I's gonna be alllll alone on Christmas.
[17:39] ---
    Could you's please spend some time with me's before the concert?
[17:44] ---
    Please?
[17:47] ---
    Um, if you're busy we could always do this on the 24th...
[17:51] ---
    Sorry.
[17:52] ---
    On the 24th I'm going to an overnight Christmas Party with Darling.
[17:57] ---
    And I haven't finished knitting the scarf I'm giving Suzuki,
[18:00] ---
    so I'll be busy...
[18:02] ---
    But maybe if I hurry through it now I can make time...
[18:07] ---
    Oh, whatever! Just leave me in peace!
[18:10] ---
    Don't worry! We still love you!
[18:12] ---
    But we just can't...
[18:14] ---
    Whatever! Christmas isn't a Japanese holiday anyway!
[18:17] ---
    Makes no difference to me if I'm alone or not!
[18:29] ---
    Aw, crap. I was so bored I came too early...
[18:35] ---
    That hurt, you jerk!
[18:37] ---
    My tights! Infection! Blood!
[18:47] ---
    Right about now...
[18:49] ---
    They're probably having the time of their lives.
[18:53] ---
    And Otani's probably back with his ex.
[18:57] ---
    What should I do?
[18:58] ---
    I'm all alone now.
[19:01] ---
    If Otani has a girlfriend,
[19:03] ---
    he probably won't hang out with me anymore.
[19:07] ---
    What should I do?
[19:08] ---
    Winter vacation is a time to party...
[19:10] ---
    but I'll probably just get in everyone's way.
[19:14] ---
    My knee hurts...
[19:16] ---
    And the concert is about to start.
[19:18] ---
    What if I love the concert?
[19:22] ---
    Who am I supposed to share that feeling with?
[19:28] ---
    Though he can be annoying at times...
[19:30] ---
    It's sure dismal without him.
[19:33] ---
    Koizumi!
[19:36] ---
    Is that Otani's voice?
[19:42] ---
    Otani...
[19:44] ---
    Finally found you!
[19:46] ---
    Otani...
[19:47] ---
    Where WERE you?
[19:48] ---
    What're you doing here?
[19:51] ---
    What'm I doing? Seeing Sea Monk, of course!
[19:53] ---
    But what about your ex?
[19:57] ---
    I'll see her some other time.
[19:59] ---
    I promised you first.
[20:03] ---
    I almost didn't come...
[20:06] ---
    but I didn't want to flake out on you like that.
[20:09] ---
    I didn't want to be in your debt.
[20:11] ---
    You really are a moron.
[20:14] ---
    You're a moron.
[20:17] ---
    Wh-wh-why are you crying?
[20:21] ---
    You're a moron!
[20:23] ---
    - Why are you doing this?
[20:24] ---
    - Why'm I a moron?
[20:31] ---
    Koizumi...what's wrong?
[20:35] ---
    C...conk.
[20:36] ---
    "Conk"?
[20:38] ---
    Conk...I...conk...
[20:41] ---
    What're you, a rooster?
[20:42] ---
    I conked my knee!
[20:44] ---
    Your knee?
[20:45] ---
    Wow, you're right! It's bleeding!
[20:48] ---
    What did you do?
[20:50] ---
    Are you okay? Can you walk?
[20:53] ---
    Yeah.
[20:54] ---
    Let's go to the gig.
[21:02] ---
    Otani's hand...is so warm.
[21:07] ---
    Merry Christmas! MC of the M-Sea, Sea Monk!
[21:18] ---
    That was AWESOME!
[21:20] ---
    Yeah, I freaking DIED!
[21:23] ---
    - Freaking sick!
[21:24] ---
    - It's Christmas in the streets.
[21:25] ---
    - Perhaps something can bloom,
[21:25] ---
    - So sick!
[21:27] ---
    even for the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[21:30] ---
    Risa.
[21:33] ---
    Risa!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in, I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Otani, here's your obligatory chocolate.
[23:28] ---
    - No thanks.
    - But you asked for it!
[23:30] ---
    Why don't'cha give it to that Haruka guy!
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
    Next episode: "The Boy You Like? The Boy From Your Past?"
SIGN    The Boy You Like? The Boy From Your Past?
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!

E3 - Does She Like This Guy, Is It Her Ex?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:16] ---
    That was AWESOME!
SIGN    "The Boy You Like? The Boy From Your Past?"
[01:18] ---
    Yeah, I freaking DIED!
[01:20] ---
    So moving!
[01:21] ---
    Yes, so moving!
[01:22] ---
    But I think having it in
    Osaka was what did it.
[01:26] ---
    Seeing him live was so bad-ass!
[01:28] ---
    So bad-ass!
[01:28] ---
    He was so sick!
[01:29] ---
    So sick!
[01:30] ---
    Amazing!
[01:32] ---
    Risa?
[01:34] ---
    Risa!
SIGN    HUG
[01:42] ---
    Wh-who?! Who?! Who're you?!
[01:47] ---
    It's me. Haruka.
[01:48] ---
    Haruka Fukagawa.
[01:51] ---
    Haruka?
[01:52] ---
    Don't you remember me?
[01:54] ---
    Come on! I lived in your neighborhood
    when we were in grade school!
[01:57] ---
    Grade school?
SIGN    Shiver, shiver
SIGN    5% Recollection
SIGN    Risa's Memory
SIGN    25% Recollection
[02:03] ---
    He's not a boy, he's a GIRL.
[02:06] ---
    He's probably got boobs.
SIGN    40% Recollection
[02:09] ---
    I don't have boobs!
[02:11] ---
    Hey there!
SIGN    50% Recollection
SIGN    70% Recollection
[02:13] ---
    Are you guys teasing Haruka AGAIN?
[02:15] ---
    - She's here!
    - Run for it!
SIGN    90% Recollection
[02:17] ---
    Risa...
SIGN    100% Recollection
[02:19] ---
    Oh, you're THAT Haruka!
[02:21] ---
    Yes! "That" Haruka!
[02:23] ---
    Wow, it's been forever!
[02:25] ---
    I didn't recognize you.
[02:26] ---
    Hey, didn't you go overseas?
[02:28] ---
    I just came back.
[02:30] ---
    You sure got big.
[02:31] ---
    I'm 185cm.
[02:33] ---
    I'm finally taller than you, Risa.
[02:35] ---
    Wow, it really is you. Takes me back...
[02:40] ---
    I'm leaving.
[02:42] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[02:44] ---
    Sure has been forever.
[02:45] ---
    How's your mom?
[02:47] ---
    Fine. What about yours?
[02:49] ---
    Everyone in my family is doing really well.
[02:52] ---
    That's good...
[02:53] ---
    Risa, where are you going to school?
[02:56] ---
    Maido Academy.
[02:57] ---
    Oh, I know that place...
[03:12] ---
    Hey, all...
[03:14] ---
    Hap-year!
[03:15] ---
    Hap-year!
[03:18] ---
    'Sup. You sure got taller
    while I wasn't looking.
[03:21] ---
    No , I haven't!
[03:31] ---
    So what happened with your ex?
[03:34] ---
    Nothing really.
[03:42] ---
    What about you?
[03:43] ---
    Who was that guy?
[03:45] ---
    What guy?
[03:47] ---
    That guy who suddenly threw his arms
    around you in the middle of the street.
[03:52] ---
    Oh, Haruka?
[03:53] ---
    He's like an old friend.
[03:55] ---
    In fifth grade he moved overseas.
[04:00] ---
    ...Are you curious?
[04:01] ---
    What about you? You keep asking about my ex.
[04:24] ---
    - This year for sure, may
    I please get a boyfriend!
[04:27] ---
    Something's wafting out of you...
[04:28] ---
    Shut up!
[04:37] ---
    Hey, follow me!
[04:39] ---
    What's your problem?
[04:41] ---
    Come on, Otani.
[04:43] ---
    What is it?
[04:46] ---
    Kanzaki.
[04:48] ---
    Atsushi...
[04:50] ---
    H-how've you been?
[04:55] ---
    Is this the girl you went to
    the Christmas concert with?
[04:58] ---
    I'm Risa Koizumi!
[05:00] ---
    I apologize for my recent intrusion.
[05:01] ---
    No, I'M sorry! I wasn't aware
    that Atsushi was seeing someone.
[05:07] ---
    No, no, no! No, no, no!
[05:09] ---
    There's NOTHING between Otani and me!
[05:12] ---
    There's not even a dog's claw
    holding our hearts together!
SIGN    (*this is a Japanese idiom that she's messing up)
[05:16] ---
    So if there's something you want to tell
    Otani, forget I'm here and just say it! Okay?
[05:20] ---
    Okay, okay, okay?
[05:23] ---
    I'm rooting for you guys, okay?
[05:25] ---
    I don't know what happened in your
    past, but I'm rooting for ya lots!
[05:28] ---
    Stop it - maybe she doesn't want to talk.
[05:31] ---
    But why not? Don't you
    wanna know how she feels?
[05:33] ---
    You need to let her tell you!
[05:35] ---
    I didn't ask for your help!
[05:37] ---
    Umm...
[05:39] ---
    Umm, it wasn't because of his height.
[05:44] ---
    I just happened to fall
    for someone who was tall.
[05:48] ---
    I didn't dump you because you're short.
SIGN    Heh?
[05:53] ---
    But thinking about it after the fact,
[05:54] ---
    I realized you might have thought I
    was doing it on purpose to hurt you.
[05:57] ---
    But I also didn't want to open
    a can of worms by telling you...
[06:00] ---
    Umm...sorry.
[06:02] ---
    There's just one aspect of this
    situation that I can't understand.
[06:06] ---
    You wanted to "talk" to him...about that?
[06:08] ---
    Yes.
[06:08] ---
    And I'm glad I did.
SIGN    Clear
[06:10] ---
    It really cleared my head.
[06:14] ---
    Well, bye then...
[06:18] ---
    Moronnnnn
[06:25] ---
    I'm sorry, Otani!
[06:26] ---
    Freaking sorry! Seriously sorry!
    Completely and utterly sorry!
[06:29] ---
    Burn me, boil me, or cut me
    into pieces - do as you please!
[06:34] ---
    Koizumi...
[06:34] ---
    I'm sorry!
[06:36] ---
    I had no idea that would happen!
[06:38] ---
    I just assumed she wanted to
    get back together with you.
SIGN    Gonnng
[06:42] ---
    Now I've gone and made things worse...
[06:44] ---
    Thanks.
[06:46] ---
    I wouldn't've heard her say
    that if it weren't for you.
[06:49] ---
    What the hell? You should
    be mad at me! I was so--
[06:51] ---
    Just drop it!
[06:53] ---
    It's fine...
[06:56] ---
    A part of me was hoping she
    wanted to get back together...
[06:59] ---
    But hearing her say that
    finally gave me closure.
[07:05] ---
    It's just words, after all.
[07:08] ---
    Are you...
[07:12] ---
    Ah, there you are!
[07:14] ---
    Hey! Wanna go eat some O-shiruko?
[07:17] ---
    Yes, please!!
[07:22] ---
    So the boyfriend/girlfriend competition
    slipped out of our heads for a while.
[07:27] ---
    And before we knew it,
    Valentine's Day was upon us!
[07:31] ---
    Chiharu, which do you think is better:
[07:34] ---
    chocolate cookies, or chocolate cake?
[07:36] ---
    Cookies seem easier to make.
[07:39] ---
    Sure thing.
[07:40] ---
    Look, let's make these cookies together.
[07:42] ---
    Yeah, they look yummy!
[07:45] ---
    Looks like you're having fun.
SIGN    Hmph.
[07:47] ---
    She did suggest we make these TOGETHER.
[07:50] ---
    But I don't have anyone
    to give my chocolate to.
[07:53] ---
    What about Otani?
[07:54] ---
    Why must I give chocolate to Otani?
[07:57] ---
    To apologize for jumping to false conclusions
[08:00] ---
    and messing with his romantic prospects.
[08:02] ---
    Well, I was just...
[08:04] ---
    See? It's a great opportunity.
[08:08] ---
    Hiiii there.
SIGN    Smile
[08:12] ---
    You're in an unusually good mood today.
[08:15] ---
    Lemme borrow your ears.
[08:16] ---
    My ears?
[08:17] ---
    Here.
SIGN    SEA
[08:19] ---
    What's this? Sea Monk's newest track?
[08:22] ---
    Not quite.
[08:23] ---
    An album from his Indies era!
SIGN    Sea Monk
[08:25] ---
    I found it at a used CD store.
[08:27] ---
    For reals?!
[08:29] ---
    It's out of print so it's
    really hard to find!
[08:31] ---
    Seriously?!
[08:33] ---
    They sure look happy together.
[08:35] ---
    Yet they still haven't hooked
    up yet - I blame Sea Monk.
SIGN    Osaka Ramen
SIGN    Karaoke. 1 hour for 120 yen
[08:49] ---
    I made it myself.
[08:50] ---
    Please take my chocolate!
[08:54] ---
    Hey, for Valentine's Day, would
    you rather have cookies or cake?
[08:58] ---
    Are you baking them?
[09:00] ---
    Yep. Risa's making some too.
[09:02] ---
    Hey, there you go again...
[09:03] ---
    Gross! Who the hell is gonna
    be the poor victim who eats it?
[09:07] ---
    What do you mean "victim"?
[09:08] ---
    Anyone who eats chocolate made by
    a giantess is sure to get sick.
[09:12] ---
    Or maybe even become a giant himself!
[09:16] ---
    Koizumi?
[09:17] ---
    I know.
[09:18] ---
    No one would be pleased to get
    chocolate from a giantess like me.
[09:22] ---
    After all, unlike SOMEBODY, I've
    never been in a relationship.
[09:26] ---
    I don't even have a gaggle
    of groupies call me "cute."
[09:29] ---
    I'm just a...
[09:31] ---
    I'm just a...
[09:32] ---
    Hey...
[09:33] ---
    I'm just a lonely soul who will die
    having never given anyone chocolate!
[09:38] ---
    Cool it, Koizumi!
[09:40] ---
    What the hell?
[09:41] ---
    Why're you sulking?
[09:43] ---
    No reason.
[09:46] ---
    Fine.
[09:47] ---
    I'll eat your chocolate.
[09:50] ---
    I don't need your pity or charity.
[09:53] ---
    It's not pity.
[09:56] ---
    I like sweets.
[09:58] ---
    You don't have to give me chocolate.
[10:00] ---
    I want a chocolate cake.
[10:04] ---
    I never said I'd give you one!
[10:07] ---
    Just a suggestion.
[10:18] ---
    Otani, you're being sluggish!
[10:19] ---
    Yes, sir!
[10:23] ---
    Umm...
[10:26] ---
    We see you hanging around Otani a lot...
[10:30] ---
    Are you guys dating?
[10:31] ---
    No, no, that's ridiculous!
[10:33] ---
    I thought so!
[10:35] ---
    Of course they wouldn't date.
[10:38] ---
    Otani would never go for
    a tall girl like that.
[10:41] ---
    Totally!
[10:43] ---
    That's for sure!
[10:44] ---
    I wonder if those girls
    will give Otani chocolate?
[10:48] ---
    Probably.
[10:50] ---
    With all their chocolate,
    he won't really need mine.
[10:54] ---
    Risa.
[10:55] ---
    Risa!!
[10:59] ---
    Risa!
[11:00] ---
    Together again!
[11:02] ---
    Haruka, I can't breathe...
[11:04] ---
    Who's that guy?
[11:10] ---
    That was a close one.
[11:11] ---
    You bastard...
[11:25] ---
    Why was he here yesterday?
[11:28] ---
    Apparently he's transferring.
[11:30] ---
    He's transferring here?
[11:32] ---
    Yep. Starting in April.
[11:34] ---
    Well, good for you.
[11:36] ---
    He's the type of handsome guy you like.
[11:40] ---
    Not exactly. He used to be such a sissy.
[11:45] ---
    His grandmother was English or something
SIGN    Haruka
[11:47] ---
    and he really was a lot like a girl.
[11:50] ---
    His friends were all girls.
[11:52] ---
    I'd go so far as to say
    he's a girl on the inside.
[11:54] ---
    What a lame guy.
[11:56] ---
    Right?
[11:57] ---
    Hard to shake the image, no
    matter how handsome he is now.
[12:02] ---
    Damn!
[12:03] ---
    I could've been cool and said
    he was an old boyfriend!
[12:06] ---
    Am I a moron?
[12:07] ---
    Why must I be so honest?!
[12:09] ---
    Ohhh, good. Here I thought I'd lost the bet.
[12:13] ---
    But I guess a giantess wouldn't
    get a boyfriend that easily.
[12:16] ---
    I guess...
[12:18] ---
    I guess you're free today, right?
[12:20] ---
    Wanna come with me to the CD store
    to look for more rare Sea Monk goods?
[12:25] ---
    Risa?
[12:27] ---
    Risa!
[12:28] ---
    This chocolate cake recipe looks really easy!
[12:30] ---
    Let's make it?
[12:31] ---
    Oooh, looks yummy!
[12:33] ---
    Chocolate cake...
[12:35] ---
    I'll stock up on antacid...
[12:36] ---
    It's not what you think!
[12:37] ---
    I'm not making it!
[12:38] ---
    Not for you!
[12:39] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[12:52] ---
    Risa!
[12:55] ---
    Not again...
[12:56] ---
    Haruka, what's up?
[12:58] ---
    I came to see you!
[13:00] ---
    Wanna have tea?
[13:01] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going with Otani today...
[13:05] ---
    "Otani"?
[13:07] ---
    I don't mind.
[13:08] ---
    I'll...
[13:10] ---
    What IS this mysterious little creature?!
[13:12] ---
    "Mysterious little creature"?
[13:13] ---
    Wait, Risa, weren't you with
    this little creature earlier?
[13:17] ---
    Stop talking about me like I'm a pet!
[13:19] ---
    He doesn't suit a pretty girl like you, Risa.
[13:22] ---
    Awwww.
[13:23] ---
    "Pretty," my ass.
[13:25] ---
    Aww, STOP it...
[13:27] ---
    This guy's lost his marbles.
[13:30] ---
    Wow, you're really rude!
[13:33] ---
    Who're YOU callin' rude?
[13:34] ---
    Wanna be slapped, baldy?
[13:36] ---
    I'm not balding at all, are ya stupid?
[13:39] ---
    Oh, crap!
[13:40] ---
    This guy's managed to cover all
    the bases that piss me off!
[13:43] ---
    There, there, Otani.
[13:45] ---
    "Otani"?
[13:46] ---
    Wait, HE'S the Otani you're
    hanging out with today?
[13:49] ---
    Yeah.
[13:49] ---
    You can't do that!
[13:51] ---
    You're so cool-looking!
[13:52] ---
    If you walk side by side with
    this guy, you'll look so lame!
[13:57] ---
    You've been my hero since we were kids!
[14:00] ---
    I want you looking cool at all times!
[14:03] ---
    "Hero"?
[14:04] ---
    I'm slapping this bitch!
[14:05] ---
    I'm sure even God would let it slide!
[14:08] ---
    Stay cool, Otani.
[14:09] ---
    Oh, shut up, little runt.
[14:12] ---
    Risa is my personal hero.
[14:13] ---
    I'm not sharing with you.
[14:16] ---
    Let's go, Risa.
[14:17] ---
    Hey? Wait? Haruka!
[14:21] ---
    St...
[14:22] ---
    Stop saying stuff that makes no sense!
[14:26] ---
    Next
[14:27] ---
    Day
[14:27] ---
    Period
[14:31] ---
    Let's see...umm...
[14:33] ---
    Haruka isn't a bad guy.
[14:35] ---
    Never before have I seen such
    a prime example of pure evil.
[14:39] ---
    Ah...
[14:40] ---
    Stop throwing stuff at
    me that makes no sense.
[14:42] ---
    I don't get it either!
    He's the one saying stuff.
[14:45] ---
    But you're his "hero," do something about it!
[14:47] ---
    Hero...
[14:48] ---
    Hero, eh?
[14:50] ---
    He should be ashamed, letting a
    girl fight his battles for him.
[14:53] ---
    What a loser.
[14:54] ---
    You should be more ashamed
    of yourself as a lame shorty.
[14:57] ---
    Haruka.
[14:58] ---
    Why you...!
[15:00] ---
    Good morning, Risa.
[15:01] ---
    Look, I brought you a lunch.
[15:03] ---
    Do you like cocktail wieners?
[15:04] ---
    Sure...
[15:06] ---
    Hey, you can't just waltz
    into our classroom like that!
[15:08] ---
    You don't even go here yet!
[15:10] ---
    You impudent ass!
[15:11] ---
    You really are an annoying little runt!
[15:13] ---
    Little runts should curl up in
    the corner and sleep with mommy.
[15:18] ---
    Risa, would you come over here for a minute?
SIGN    The Three Stooges
[15:24] ---
    Presenting the Alien Hostage!
[15:29] ---
    YOU'RE GETTING SLAPPED, DAMN IT!
[15:31] ---
    Thanks for the lunch!
[15:33] ---
    Well, you'd better get going.
[15:34] ---
    Yeah, but wait!
[15:36] ---
    Hey, Otani, who was that?
[15:38] ---
    Her "old friend."
[15:40] ---
    They sure look good together.
[15:42] ---
    Like models, since they're so tall.
[15:45] ---
    Seeing Koizumi with him makes
    her look really pretty.
[15:47] ---
    I was just thinking that!
[15:49] ---
    That's true. She really is pretty.
[15:51] ---
    Whenever she's around Otani, she's
    just the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[15:55] ---
    WHY'RE YOU SAYING THE EXACT
    SAME THINGS HE'S SAYING?!
[15:58] ---
    SO IT'S MY FAULT KOIZUMI IS TALL?!
[16:01] ---
    It's starting to feel that way...
[16:04] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[16:06] ---
    GIANTESS!
[16:07] ---
    WHAT?!
[16:09] ---
    Back to the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[16:15] ---
    Risa, your cake turned out beautifully.
[16:19] ---
    So...I'm supposed to give this to Otani.
[16:22] ---
    Yep.
[16:23] ---
    I don't wanna.
[16:26] ---
    He's already in a horrible
    mood because of Haruka.
[16:29] ---
    I wonder if Haruka has a crush on you?
[16:32] ---
    Crush? More like, he sees me as a hero.
[16:37] ---
    "Hero"?
[16:39] ---
    A hero is usually male, too!
[16:41] ---
    Makes sense, seeing as how I'm not a girl.
[16:43] ---
    True, but he also said you're pretty.
[16:44] ---
    I honestly think that with a little
    work you could be a real heartbreaker.
[16:47] ---
    Shut up!
[16:48] ---
    "Effort"? What kind?
[16:50] ---
    Like participating in a
    feminine sort of event.
[16:54] ---
    Come on.
[16:57] ---
    Wait...
[16:59] ---
    Some creepy stuff is wafting out of you.
[17:09] ---
    No thanks.
[17:10] ---
    What did you just say?
[17:12] ---
    No thanks.
[17:13] ---
    But that makes me look
    pretty silly right now.
[17:16] ---
    Don't care.
[17:17] ---
    You don't care?
[17:18] ---
    But I made this because you said you
    wanted it, not for Valentine's...
[17:22] ---
    I never wanted it!
[17:24] ---
    I only suggested it because I figured
    you had no one else to give it to!
[17:28] ---
    Yeah, but you can still have it...
[17:30] ---
    Now you have that annoying
    Haruka guy to give it to!
[17:35] ---
    But Haruka isn't...
[17:37] ---
    Koizumi is giving Otani chocolate!
[17:39] ---
    No way! Really?
[17:42] ---
    No, this isn't...
[17:44] ---
    It's a CD! Just borrowing it...
[17:47] ---
    Yeah!
[17:47] ---
    That CD smells like chocolate.
[17:50] ---
    It's not for me.
[17:51] ---
    She's giving it to her old friend.
[17:54] ---
    Right?
[17:54] ---
    "Right"? But you...
[17:59] ---
    Yeah. Very well. He's correct.
[18:01] ---
    I am giving this to Haruka.
[18:21] ---
    I'll eat your chocolate.
[18:30] ---
    Risa.
[18:31] ---
    Haruka.
[18:33] ---
    I came to see you today.
[18:34] ---
    Well, actually...
[18:36] ---
    I was hoping I might get
    some Valentine's chocolate.
[18:43] ---
    Here, it's yours.
[18:47] ---
    Seriously?
[18:49] ---
    Thanks!
[18:50] ---
    Yeah, you're welcome.
[18:52] ---
    I could never eat it - what a waste!
[18:54] ---
    I'll treasure it forever!
[18:55] ---
    Don't! Eat it before it rots!
[18:58] ---
    I'll keep it with the chocolate
    you gave me years ago.
[19:00] ---
    Don't keep it! Throw it out!
[19:02] ---
    No thanks.
[19:05] ---
    Hey, will you come with me?
[19:14] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:15] ---
    I lost again...
[19:21] ---
    That felt good!
[19:23] ---
    You're still a video game master, I see.
[19:25] ---
    You always look cool, no matter what you do.
[19:28] ---
    I appreciate the sentiment, but
    that doesn't really matter to me.
[19:31] ---
    Why not? That's what I love most about you.
[19:36] ---
    But you're the only one who ever says that.
[19:38] ---
    All the kids at school think
    of me as a comedy act.
[19:42] ---
    That's because you're
    always around that runt.
[19:44] ---
    What IS he to you anyway?
[19:46] ---
    What is he?
[19:48] ---
    Nothing, really.
[19:50] ---
    We just live near each other,
    so we walk home together.
[19:53] ---
    But you're cool, Risa!
[19:54] ---
    You're wasting your looks
    when you stand next to him.
[19:57] ---
    That may be true, but
    he's got his good points.
[20:00] ---
    Even though he's small, he's
    really good at basketball.
[20:06] ---
    And he's always there when I need him.
[20:11] ---
    And at Christmas...
[20:20] ---
    Risa...
[20:23] ---
    Anyway, he's not a bad guy!
[20:27] ---
    Risa...
[20:28] ---
    Risa, do you like him?
[20:32] ---
    Where did that come from?
[20:33] ---
    Of course I don't!
[20:35] ---
    Well, whatever.
[20:37] ---
    In any case, I won't let
    that runt upstage me.
[20:43] ---
    I want you to be my girlfriend.
[20:46] ---
    I dream of a highschool life full of love.
[20:50] ---
    Someday, I'll tell you that I
    like you and want to go out.
[20:54] ---
    Start thinking about your answer.
[21:26] ---
    Sorry.
[21:30] ---
    It's okay. It was just
    obligatory chocolate anyway.
[21:33] ---
    That's right. Obligatory chocolate.
SIGN    Obligatory
SIGN    Clannnnng
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:27] ---
    Otani's kissing someone!
[23:29] ---
    The era of little men has arrived!
[23:31] ---
    Never heard of it.
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com
[23:35] ---
    Next episode, "Smooch! I've Fallen In Love!"
SIGN    Smooch! I've Fallen In Love!
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!

E4 - Mwah! I Fell in Love With You!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    I want you to be my girlfriend.
[01:17] ---
    I dream of a high school life full of love.
[01:21] ---
    Someday, I'll tell you that I
    like you and want to go out.
[01:26] ---
    Start thinking about your answer.
[01:37] ---
    Sorry.
[01:41] ---
    It's okay. It was just
    obligatory chocolate anyway.
[01:44] ---
    That's right. Obligatory chocolate.
SIGN    "Smooch! I've Fallen In Love!"
[02:08] ---
    You're a junior, and you STILL
    yawn with a stupid face.
[02:12] ---
    Leave me alone. As they say,
    "hibernation knows no dawn."
[02:15] ---
    Not "hibernation", it's "SPRING
    sleep knows no dawn," right?
[02:19] ---
    Well, they might say that too...
[02:21] ---
    You really are stupid.
[02:22] ---
    Oh, shut up, totem pole!
[02:25] ---
    Yes, I'm a totem pole.
[02:27] ---
    And, Atsushi, when you grows a widdle
    more, you cans be one toooooo.
[02:30] ---
    You shut up!
[02:36] ---
    Someone, please help me!
[02:38] ---
    Just a minute.
[02:40] ---
    Hey there.
[02:41] ---
    Good doggie, that's enough.
[02:45] ---
    Good boy, good boy.
[02:47] ---
    What're you, a dog whisperer?
[02:49] ---
    If you're gonna be outside,
    you need to be nice to girls.
[02:56] ---
    You're really rotten with girls,
[02:58] ---
    but you're a genius at dealing with boys.
[03:00] ---
    Moron! He's a male dog.
[03:02] ---
    Right?
[03:03] ---
    A genius dealing with boys...
[03:09] ---
    Well, bye-bye.
[03:13] ---
    Um, thank you very much!
[03:16] ---
    What's your name?
[03:18] ---
    Doesn't matter what my name is. Bye.
[03:27] ---
    Seiko has fallen in love!
SIGN    Class 2-3.
SIGN    New class assignments
[03:36] ---
    Why's everyone crowded up there?
[03:38] ---
    Oh, must be the new class assignments.
[03:41] ---
    Risa, we're in the same class again.
[03:44] ---
    What a relief!
[03:45] ---
    But I'm in the next class over.
[03:48] ---
    But Chiharu, that means you're
    in the same class as Suzuki.
[03:56] ---
    Good morning.
[03:59] ---
    Good morning.
[04:01] ---
    I look forward to this year.
[04:02] ---
    Huh?
[04:03] ---
    We're classmates now.
[04:04] ---
    Ah, yes, the pleasure is all mine.
[04:05] ---
    The epitome of "simple life"...
[04:07] ---
    Darling!
[04:09] ---
    We're in the same class again!
[04:11] ---
    Really?
[04:12] ---
    That's great!
[04:13] ---
    Nobuko...
[04:15] ---
    Darling...
[04:22] ---
    In the same class as Koizumi AGAIN?
[04:24] ---
    When will I be able to escape
    from the All Hanshin Kyojin?
[04:28] ---
    There would be no problem if
    you'd just grow a couple inches.
[04:31] ---
    Shut up! You should shrink!
[04:33] ---
    Physically impossible!
[04:35] ---
    Looks like we're just as we were.
[04:37] ---
    But something's a little
    different from last year...
[04:39] ---
    And our homeroom teacher is Gorilla
    again?! This must be his idea!
[04:42] ---
    ...Otani used to be my arch nemesis,
[04:45] ---
    but now he's in a mysterious
    sort of position.
[04:48] ---
    And just maybe...Otani and I...
[04:56] ---
    No, no, impossible!
[04:59] ---
    Koizumi.
[05:00] ---
    This strangely familiar name
    is in the class next door.
SIGN    Haruka Fukagawa
[05:06] ---
    Haruka??
[05:08] ---
    Someday, I'll tell you that I
    like you and want to go out.
[05:13] ---
    Risa...
[05:17] ---
    Too bad for you!
[05:19] ---
    See ya.
[05:20] ---
    Come back, traitor!
[05:22] ---
    Even though the Valentine's cake
    you gave me was "obligatory"...
[05:25] ---
    I didn't despair.
[05:26] ---
    I thought it could carry
    me over to the spring.
[05:28] ---
    But I wasn't able to make it into your class.
[05:32] ---
    That reminds me,
[05:33] ---
    you'd mentioned something about
    transferring here in April...
[05:35] ---
    "That reminds me"? "That reminds me"??
[05:37] ---
    Does that mean...you'd FORGOTTEN me??
[05:40] ---
    Not at all true! "That reminds
    me" is just an expression!
[05:44] ---
    It's true! You forgot
    all about me! How cruel!
[05:46] ---
    I did not forget about you.
[05:49] ---
    Risa, you'd better hurry if you
    want to make the opening ceremony.
[05:53] ---
    Nice cover!
[05:54] ---
    Haruka, I gotta go.
[05:59] ---
    Risa...
[06:01] ---
    You dirty traitor!
[06:03] ---
    Leggo, Goliath!
[06:04] ---
    I thought I was helping
    by not being in the way.
[06:06] ---
    I'll ask for your help when I want it!
[06:09] ---
    Up to their same antics...
[06:11] ---
    Husband-wife comedy.
[06:12] ---
    I don't see it!
[06:13] ---
    But you're in perfect sync.
[06:19] ---
    I have my class with Otani for another year.
[06:27] ---
    So he goes to my school.
[06:30] ---
    Lalala...
SIGN    Class 2-3
[06:35] ---
    So we have to choose the class duties
[06:39] ---
    It can be a pain,
[06:40] ---
    so I'd like to get the teacher's
    aides out of the way.
[06:44] ---
    I approve.
[06:46] ---
    In that case...
[06:48] ---
    Don't make eye contact with him, Koizumi!
[06:51] ---
    I know.
[06:53] ---
    Okay, let's have the telepathic duo,
    Koizumi and Otani, be my aides.
[06:59] ---
    Why us?
[07:01] ---
    Do we agree?
[07:02] ---
    Yes!
[07:04] ---
    Why?
[07:05] ---
    Wait!
[07:06] ---
    It's decided. Congratulations.
    100% of the vote.
[07:11] ---
    Sorry to put you straight to work,
[07:12] ---
    but could you go help set up for the
    entrance ceremony for the First Years?
[07:16] ---
    Why us?!
[07:18] ---
    Awesome!
[07:19] ---
    They're in perfect sync!
[07:21] ---
    Are they the people who were called
    the "All Hanshin Kyojin" last year?
[07:25] ---
    This...can't...
[07:28] ---
    Oh, whatever. Just let them have their way.
[07:30] ---
    Betraying me again?
[07:33] ---
    Just consider it a continuation of
    last year. Let's make the best of it.
[07:48] ---
    Let's go, Otani.
[07:56] ---
    Where are you going?
[07:58] ---
    Basketball.
[08:00] ---
    All lies.
[08:01] ---
    They're holding the entrance
    ceremony in the gym right now.
[08:04] ---
    WHERE are you playing basketball?
[08:05] ---
    In the park!
[08:08] ---
    What about helping with
    the entrance ceremony?
[08:10] ---
    You're flaking out on me?
[08:11] ---
    I don't have time for that.
[08:13] ---
    Why not?
[08:16] ---
    They're letting me play in matches
    as a regular staring this year.
[08:20] ---
    Seriously?
[08:21] ---
    It's true.
[08:24] ---
    It was settled over the break.
[08:26] ---
    Isn't it great? He's the only
    second year who's a regular.
[08:29] ---
    Don't brag for me.
[08:31] ---
    He's also the number one candidate
    to be next year's captain.
[08:34] ---
    Don't brag for me, I said.
[08:49] ---
    That makes sense.
[08:50] ---
    He does work so hard.
[08:53] ---
    Go ahead and brag. You know you like it.
[08:58] ---
    And so...
[08:59] ---
    This and that are different matters!
[09:10] ---
    Oppressive...
[09:11] ---
    This woman is SO oppressive.
[09:14] ---
    Aw, shut up.
[09:16] ---
    It's your fault for
    becoming a teacher's aide!
[09:20] ---
    As a man I couldn't forgive myself if I
    flaked out of such an honorable obligation!
[09:25] ---
    Well you didn't need to
    include ME in your "honor"!
[09:27] ---
    You excessive busy-body.
[09:29] ---
    Shut up, Totem Pole!
[09:30] ---
    Silence, water flea!
[09:33] ---
    Good work, students. Thank you.
[09:37] ---
    Risa, are you done?
[09:39] ---
    Yeah.
[09:42] ---
    Sorry, didn't mean to make you wait.
[09:44] ---
    It's okay.
[09:45] ---
    Look at that, the First
    Years are filtering in.
[09:49] ---
    Their uniforms are so stiff and
    bright. They ooze with "new".
[09:53] ---
    That reminds me, Nobuko,
[09:55] ---
    on our first day you wore a really
    cute outfit and got yelled at.
[10:00] ---
    Oyeah. My uniform didn't arrive on time.
[10:03] ---
    Your uniform didn't arrive on time?
[10:08] ---
    Even so, this is a formal ceremony.
[10:10] ---
    Don't you have something
    more appropriate to wear?
[10:12] ---
    I do, but...
[10:14] ---
    I bought this really cute
    top yesterday, so...
[10:18] ---
    I wanted to wear it right away.
[10:22] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:25] ---
    "I'm sorry" just isn't enough...
[10:27] ---
    But isn't it cute?
[10:29] ---
    Perhaps, but today is not a day for cuteness!
[10:31] ---
    It's a day to dress professionally!
[10:34] ---
    Poor girl. In trouble on her first day...
[10:37] ---
    Hey...
[10:38] ---
    What is it?
[10:41] ---
    She's pretty cunning...
[10:45] ---
    This can't be! My pride won't stand for it!
[10:48] ---
    What did you say?
[10:50] ---
    I'm SAYING, once I'm old
    and wrinkled like you,
[10:53] ---
    I won't be able to wear cute clothes, right?
[10:56] ---
    I need to dress cute while I still can,
    before I turn into an old spinster.
[11:01] ---
    You're calling me a "spinster"??
[11:03] ---
    Ah, I didn't mean you specifically.
[11:07] ---
    Oh dear.
[11:10] ---
    Teacher! Some boys are having
    a horrible brawl over there!
[11:14] ---
    What an emergency!
[11:18] ---
    Just kidding.
[11:21] ---
    I met you this morning...
[11:23] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[11:29] ---
    You know her?
[11:31] ---
    Yeah, sorta.
[11:32] ---
    You said you were kidding about the fight?
[11:35] ---
    Yeah, that teacher is really
    strict. Be careful around her.
[11:39] ---
    She'll lecture you for
    an hour if you let her.
[11:43] ---
    You rescued me again!
[11:46] ---
    Thank you so much.
[11:47] ---
    Well, it was nothing.
[11:53] ---
    She's cute...
[11:56] ---
    Hey, Koizumi?
[11:59] ---
    I'm leaving.
[12:00] ---
    Okay?
[12:01] ---
    Yeah. It's okay.
[12:28] ---
    Why do I have to come shopping with you?
[12:33] ---
    Because I can't let a FRESHMAN outshine me.
[12:39] ---
    It's okay, no need to treat her like a rival.
[12:43] ---
    It's NOT okay.
[12:44] ---
    Oh... But I'm surprised
    you have that much money.
[12:48] ---
    Massaging Grandma's shoulders
    every night has its perks.
[12:59] ---
    Otani would probably like this.
[13:03] ---
    Am I a moron? Who cares if he'd like it!
[13:06] ---
    They're letting me play in matches
    as a regular staring this year.
[13:14] ---
    What're you doing?
[13:16] ---
    The clerk is glaring at you.
[13:18] ---
    I'm buying that!
[13:24] ---
    What the hell is this?
[13:27] ---
    How rude! It's a present.
[13:30] ---
    But why??
[13:32] ---
    Is it a bad-luck present? Is it a trap?
[13:34] ---
    It's a trap, right?!
[13:36] ---
    I get it.
[13:38] ---
    You're after my secretly autographed
    Sea Monk CD, aren't ya?
[13:43] ---
    You can't have it!
[13:45] ---
    That's not it at all!
[13:47] ---
    I was just trying to celebrate you
    becoming a regular on the team!
[13:49] ---
    If you don't want it, I'll take it back.
[13:51] ---
    It's really for me?
[13:52] ---
    Nope! I bought it for myself.
[13:54] ---
    Wow, how cool! I'm so cool.
[13:58] ---
    Hey.
[14:01] ---
    Do I look cool?
[14:04] ---
    ...No?
[14:07] ---
    Thanks. I'll keep it.
[14:09] ---
    Well, I guess stranger things have happened.
[14:12] ---
    It was temporary insanity!
[14:21] ---
    Risa, what's wrong?
[14:23] ---
    I've been focusing so much on my height...
[14:27] ---
    that I forgot to work on what's inside.
[14:30] ---
    I guess I wish I was a little more feminine.
[14:33] ---
    Feminine?
[14:35] ---
    What's up? You suddenly
    sound like a teen drama.
[14:40] ---
    I do?
[14:43] ---
    Well...then I guess I have a problem...
[14:46] ---
    Miss Nobuko!
[14:49] ---
    Good afternoon!
[14:50] ---
    Thanks for helping me this morning.
[14:53] ---
    You're welcome.
[14:57] ---
    Uh-oh. I smell bloodlust...
[14:59] ---
    That bracelet is super adorable!
[15:02] ---
    Where did you buy it?
[15:04] ---
    This?
[15:05] ---
    Well, you see...
[15:06] ---
    Wait, you like her now?
[15:07] ---
    She's a super good girl.
[15:11] ---
    Ah, I see.
[15:12] ---
    So? Was there something you wanted?
[15:14] ---
    Is either of you in a club?
[15:20] ---
    You wanna join something?
[15:21] ---
    Tomorrow there's a Clubs Fair in the gym.
[15:25] ---
    I was thinking I'd pick
    a club after seeing that.
[15:29] ---
    Darling said he was going
    to dress in a black hood.
[15:32] ---
    Black hood? What's the Basketball Team doing?
[15:35] ---
    Not sure, but Otani's in it too.
[15:38] ---
    It sounds like lots of fun!
[15:41] ---
    I'll be sure to keep an eye
    on the Basketball Team!
[15:45] ---
    So cute...
[15:48] ---
    This world has such feminine girls like her.
[15:52] ---
    So why must I be like this?
[15:55] ---
    God sure is unfair.
SIGN    Self-Study
[16:08] ---
    I wonder if we'll be okay
    slipping out of class?
[16:11] ---
    We'll be fine. It's just self-study.
[16:14] ---
    I think it's unfair that only people in
    the Clubs Fair are allowed to skip class.
[16:18] ---
    I have every right to see
    my Darling in a black hood.
[16:22] ---
    - What exactly are they
    doing with a black hood?
[16:23] ---
    - And that was the Swim Team's presentation!
[16:24] ---
    - Not sure.
[16:25] ---
    Next up, we have the Boys Basketball Team!
SIGN    Boys Bask...
[16:28] ---
    We presently have 11 members on our team.
[16:33] ---
    We are an accredited team
    with wonderful players!
[16:36] ---
    But we are always on the
    lookout for fresh blood.
[16:39] ---
    Even the worst player will
    improve under our guidance.
[16:44] ---
    Where are Nakao and Otani?
[16:47] ---
    Huh? That's strange.
[16:49] ---
    Now, ladies and gentlemen,
    take a look behind you!
[16:55] ---
    Look at that tiny boy over there.
[17:04] ---
    It's Otani.
[17:06] ---
    After joining our team, he
    learned how to make a slam dunk!
[17:15] ---
    Now, show us!
[17:31] ---
    Konnnng.
[17:33] ---
    Let's hear some applause!
[17:35] ---
    What WAS that?
[17:37] ---
    That was ridiculous.
[17:41] ---
    ...Lame.
[17:43] ---
    I can't stand seeing my boyfriend like that!
[17:46] ---
    See? Even a little boy like that can dunk.
[17:49] ---
    His mommy is so proud!
[17:52] ---
    Who're you callin' "little"?
[17:54] ---
    Please consider joining our
    wonderful Boys Basketball Team!
[18:00] ---
    We don't care how tall you are.
[18:01] ---
    Come sign up, even if you're short.
[18:12] ---
    - Take that. And that.
[18:12] ---
    - Cut it out...
[18:18] ---
    Sha-winnnng.
[18:21] ---
    See ya.
[18:22] ---
    Bye.
[18:30] ---
    What WAS that?
[18:32] ---
    Explain yourself.
[18:34] ---
    You shouldn't've come.
[18:38] ---
    Just look. Nobuko still hasn't
    recovered from the shock.
[18:42] ---
    I had fun today.
[18:43] ---
    - I didn't have fun...
[18:44] ---
    - See if I care!
[18:46] ---
    We're desperate to get more members.
[18:48] ---
    People keep quitting since
    our coach is so harsh.
[18:50] ---
    That's why we need lots
    of people from the start.
[18:53] ---
    After that pathetic display
    I wonder if you'll get any...
[18:56] ---
    P-pathetic?
[18:57] ---
    It was certainly not pathetic!
[19:09] ---
    Oh, it's her
[19:11] ---
    Who's she?
[19:12] ---
    The girl who was almost bitten by
    that dog on the first day of school.
[19:18] ---
    You didn't remember me?
[19:21] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[19:22] ---
    He really is a moron. A bird-brain.
[19:25] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[19:26] ---
    B-but, I don't mind!
[19:30] ---
    Your dunk was so exquisite!
[19:35] ---
    Did ya just hear that?
[19:38] ---
    Thanks.
[19:41] ---
    Sha-winnng!
[19:51] ---
    I'm Atsushi Otani of Class
    2-3. Nice to meet you.
[19:54] ---
    I'm Kotoboki from Class 1-4.
[19:58] ---
    My first name is Seiko.
[19:59] ---
    Seiko, eh? What a cute name.
[20:06] ---
    Umm!
[20:37] ---
    I've fallen in love with you.
[20:51] ---
    Umm...
[20:52] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:53] ---
    I always attack before I think...
[20:57] ---
    Er, I mean, act.
[21:00] ---
    That was bad, wasn't it.
[21:02] ---
    No, I didn't really mind...
[21:09] ---
    Umm, but, I know this is a bit forward, but,
[21:13] ---
    Can we be friends and then maybe date?
[21:31] ---
    Sure.
[21:32] ---
    Wha...!
[21:35] ---
    Seiko is a happy girl!
[21:41] ---
    What the HELL!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:25] ---
    I'm such a heartbreaker.
[23:27] ---
    In an instant, I've made
    Seiko my slave for life.
[23:30] ---
    Damn it... I have no comeback for that.
[23:33] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:35] ---
    Next episode, "Blow Away Forbidden Love!"
SIGN    Blow Away Forbidden Love!
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    

E5 - Blast That Forbidden Love Away!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    Thanks.
[01:17] ---
    Sha-winnng!
[01:20] ---
    I'm Atsushi Otani of Class 2-3.
[01:22] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[01:23] ---
    I'm Kotoboki from Class 1-4.
[01:26] ---
    My first name is Seiko.
[01:30] ---
    Umm!
[01:49] ---
    I've fallen in love with you.
[01:55] ---
    What the HELL!
SIGN    "Blow Away Forbidden Love!"
[02:10] ---
    Disgusting.
[02:13] ---
    What's disgusting?
[02:14] ---
    Are you really gonna date Seiko?
[02:18] ---
    Disgusting.
[02:19] ---
    It's not disgusting!
[02:20] ---
    Could you turn down such sparkling eyes?
[02:23] ---
    You're always like that
    - trying to look cool.
[02:26] ---
    Irresolute - that's all you are.
[02:29] ---
    Don't lash out just because
    YOU can't get a date!
[02:33] ---
    I can SO get a date!
[02:34] ---
    Haruka gave me an open invitation to date.
[02:37] ---
    He likes you as a "hero", not a woman.
[02:41] ---
    Whereas she's so crazy
    about me she kissed me.
[02:47] ---
    I'm such a heartbreaker.
[02:49] ---
    In an instant I conned an innocent
    lamb into being my love-slave.
[02:55] ---
    Gaaah! Mmy-tum plodeex! Moron max bzzz!
[02:58] ---
    What language was that?
[03:01] ---
    Sorry, Koizumi, but...
[03:03] ---
    With Japan's limited space, everyone
    is on the lookout for compact things.
[03:10] ---
    Cell phones, digital cameras, mobile PCs.
[03:13] ---
    And also...
[03:14] ---
    MINI-MEN!
[03:17] ---
    The era for little men has arrived at last!
[03:20] ---
    ...I should trademark that.
[03:21] ---
    Aw, crap.
[03:22] ---
    He's completely full of himself.
SIGN    Afternoon ~ Health and Fitness Exams in the gym
[03:28] ---
    That guy really needs to get off his cloud!
[03:30] ---
    Well, wouldn't any guy let it go to his head
[03:32] ---
    if a cute girl kissed him out of nowhere?
[03:36] ---
    Really?
[03:37] ---
    And besides,
[03:39] ---
    Otani is used to being called "cute,"
[03:40] ---
    but he's seldom treated as a heartthrob.
[03:43] ---
    So it makes him particularly flattered.
[03:49] ---
    For a cute girl she sure is bold.
[03:52] ---
    That's the first time I've seen
    people kiss right in front of me.
[03:55] ---
    Hey, ladies!
[04:02] ---
    Hello!
[04:03] ---
    The infamous Seiko.
[04:05] ---
    Is your health exam over?
[04:07] ---
    Yes!
[04:08] ---
    Umm...I'm sorry for shocking you yesterday.
[04:14] ---
    That WAS a rather progressive act...
[04:17] ---
    When I saw Mr. Otani I
    just couldn't help myself.
[04:22] ---
    Ahhh, just remembering
    it makes my body tingle.
[04:31] ---
    Seiko?
[04:33] ---
    Sorry!
[04:34] ---
    I was off flying again.
[04:36] ---
    "Flying"?
[04:37] ---
    When Seiko thinks about a beloved
    man, her heart flies away!
[04:42] ---
    And then my body attacks...er,
    I mean, ACTS on its own.
[04:48] ---
    Oh, crap. She's a weirdo.
[04:50] ---
    Just like yesterday...
[04:52] ---
    Was Mr. Otani mad that I did that?
[04:56] ---
    Not at all. He was on cloud 9.
[04:58] ---
    Thank goodness!
[05:00] ---
    I'm gonna keep going for him,
    so will you ladies help me?
[05:09] ---
    Sure.
[05:11] ---
    Well then, thanks for your help!
[05:19] ---
    "Help"...eh?
[05:29] ---
    That girl has strange tricks up her sleeve.
[05:33] ---
    "Tricks"?
[05:34] ---
    Tricks to clench a boy's heart!
[05:37] ---
    When Seiko is "flying,"
[05:39] ---
    massive amounts of pheromones
    waft from her body.
[05:42] ---
    Pheromones, eh?
[05:44] ---
    A substance that my body completely lacks.
[05:48] ---
    More like, "unfair-amon".
[05:50] ---
    Buppy peppernyo! Mapyoripen!
[05:54] ---
    Well, she may not be Otani's type,
[05:58] ---
    But I guess sometimes it's easy to latch
    onto the pheromones that attack you.
[06:04] ---
    You need to put forth more effort, Risa.
[06:07] ---
    Why do I need to put forth more effort?
[06:09] ---
    Or rather, effort for WHAT?!
[06:12] ---
    Risa, Risa...
[06:14] ---
    WHAT!
[06:18] ---
    Sorry. Chiharu, you're a
    nurse's aide, aren't ya?
[06:22] ---
    Yeah...
[06:23] ---
    Okay, Risa, let's get you measured.
[06:28] ---
    Well, Seiko is tiny and cute...
[06:31] ---
    Any guy would rather be liked by
    her instead of a giantess like me.
[06:39] ---
    Though I'd never say that out loud!
[06:42] ---
    Risa...
[06:43] ---
    One...one hundred seventy...two.
[06:48] ---
    What?!
[06:49] ---
    172 cm?!
[06:51] ---
    R...Risa, what scary eyes you have...
[06:54] ---
    Say it ain't so, Chiharu!
[06:56] ---
    It's not true, right?
[06:57] ---
    The scale must be busted!
[06:59] ---
    Risa! You must face reality, not fight it!
[07:02] ---
    I refuse!
[07:04] ---
    I was only 170 cm last time.
[07:07] ---
    There must be some mistake.
[07:09] ---
    Once more...
[07:10] ---
    RE-MEASURE ME!!
[07:14] ---
    One...One hundred seventy-two?!
[07:17] ---
    Is this some sick joke?!
[07:19] ---
    2 cm...I grew 2 cm.
[07:23] ---
    Man, this sucks.
[07:24] ---
    What about you?
[07:27] ---
    This might shock you...
[07:28] ---
    I grew 2 whole millimeters!
[07:30] ---
    Woah, shocker.
[07:31] ---
    You really do piss me off!
[07:34] ---
    2 mm don't make a difference either way.
[07:37] ---
    Say what you will.
[07:39] ---
    I'm in a great mood right now
    so nothing's gonna get me down.
[07:42] ---
    Sexy fairy.
[07:44] ---
    WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' "SEXY FAIRY"!
[07:46] ---
    Seiko's here.
[07:50] ---
    Hi, Mr. Otani!
[07:53] ---
    Hey.
[07:54] ---
    Who the hell ARE you?!
[07:56] ---
    - You're so cool.
[07:57] ---
    - Thanks.
[07:59] ---
    Why'd you have to grow, Risa?
[08:01] ---
    I can't control it!
[08:04] ---
    If you don't do something that girl
    and Otani really will hook up.
[08:08] ---
    Screw them. They can do what they want.
[08:14] ---
    Well, bye!
[08:15] ---
    Bye.
[08:22] ---
    What was that for!
[08:24] ---
    Punishment for spacing out.
[08:26] ---
    What if I hit my face and got
    a butt-chin like a white guy?!
[08:29] ---
    It'd be a convenient place to keep notes.
SIGN    Notes
[08:32] ---
    Moron!!
[08:33] ---
    If my handsome face were damaged,
    sweet Seiko would be sad.
[08:37] ---
    What a lucky guy you are...
[08:44] ---
    Oh, this... I really like it.
[08:47] ---
    Oh, that's nice...
[08:49] ---
    By wearing this, the God of Giants
    might make me grow even taller!
[08:54] ---
    God of Giants?
[08:56] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[08:57] ---
    Otherwise known as Risa Koizumi,
[08:58] ---
    She usually takes human form.
[09:01] ---
    But in actuality, she is a
    God of Giants from Giantland!
[09:05] ---
    Who the hell!
[09:21] ---
    I really like this.
[09:23] ---
    Oh, that's nice.
[09:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:29] ---
    You're unusually happy.
[09:31] ---
    Really?
[09:33] ---
    I don't think so...
[09:34] ---
    You're so cool!
[09:38] ---
    Super cool, Mr. Otani!
[09:42] ---
    Over here!
[09:45] ---
    Mr. Otani, keep at it!
[09:49] ---
    Otani, ball!
[09:56] ---
    THAT HURRRRRT!
[09:58] ---
    Moron.
[10:01] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[10:04] ---
    Are you okay?
[10:05] ---
    Let's go to the infirmary.
[10:08] ---
    Seiko?
[10:11] ---
    Otani, who's that cute girl?
[10:13] ---
    Your girlfriend?
[10:15] ---
    She's not my girlfriend!
[10:18] ---
    I may become his girlfriend in the future!
[10:27] ---
    This is dangerous...
[10:29] ---
    He's off to the infirmary with the voodoo
    cutie who kisses in broad daylight!
[10:33] ---
    To the INFIRMARY.
[10:35] ---
    Mr. Otani, isn't it hot in here?
[10:38] ---
    Saying this, Seiko will undo
    one, then two buttons...
[10:42] ---
    What the hell!
[10:45] ---
    Nakao, I just remembered something!
[10:54] ---
    That kid is really cute, right?
[10:57] ---
    But we're all being fooled.
[11:00] ---
    "Seiko Kotobuki" isn't that kid's real name.
[11:03] ---
    SEIKO is actually...
[11:07] ---
    Isn't it hot in here?
[11:13] ---
    Otani!!
[11:17] ---
    ...HIS real name is SEISHIRO Kotobuki.
[11:19] ---
    Yes, he's a full-fledged BOY.
[11:21] ---
    Awww!
[11:39] ---
    Otani...
[11:43] ---
    So the Sports Festival is coming up...
[11:46] ---
    I hear they're recruiting
    for the Cheering Squad...
[11:49] ---
    Maybe I'll join...
[11:52] ---
    Darling, if y-you're joining...m-maybe
    I'll join too...
[11:56] ---
    What d-does the Cheering Squad do?
[11:59] ---
    They ch-cheer...pfft...I guess...
[12:03] ---
    WHAT'S SO FUNNY, YOU GUYS!!
[12:05] ---
    Ohh? Why are your feathers so ruffled?
[12:08] ---
    STOP HALF-LAUGHING!
[12:11] ---
    It's no use, I'm laughing!
[12:14] ---
    Hey, Nobuko! I was trying
    so hard to hold it in...
SIGN    Hahahahaha
[12:20] ---
    SLAPPED! YOU'RE ALL GETTING SLAPPED!
[12:24] ---
    C'est la vie, Otani.
[12:25] ---
    It happens all the time.
[12:27] ---
    If it happens all the time,
    I'm dying before I graduate!
[12:33] ---
    YOU GUYS! THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
[12:36] ---
    Sorry about that, Otani...
[12:38] ---
    But I guess I'm a bit relieved.
[12:42] ---
    Gasp!
[12:43] ---
    Why'm I relieved?
[12:47] ---
    Hey, ladies!
[12:50] ---
    Are you gonna watch basketball
    on the way home today?
[12:52] ---
    Yeah...
[12:55] ---
    So this is a boy...
[12:59] ---
    So, Miss Koizumi, you have a
    crush on Mr. Otani, don't you.
[13:04] ---
    No!
[13:06] ---
    I'm not here to watch Otani,
[13:08] ---
    I'm just tagging along with Nobuko
    - her boyfriend is on the team.
[13:10] ---
    But you gave him that wristband, didn't you?
[13:15] ---
    Wristband?
[13:16] ---
    That's the first I've heard of it.
[13:18] ---
    You wouldn't really give a present to
    a boy unless you had feelings for him.
[13:22] ---
    Gulp!
[13:24] ---
    B-but, you know!
[13:25] ---
    Wouldn't it be weird for a giant
    like me to fall for a runt like him?
[13:30] ---
    You think so? I think that
    doesn't really matter.
[13:35] ---
    If that's the case, isn't it even stranger
    that I have a crush on Mr. Otani?
[13:42] ---
    Well, maybe...
[13:45] ---
    But, Seiko, you don't really look like a boy.
[13:48] ---
    Oh, wait, not "Seiko."
[13:50] ---
    "Mr. Seishiro"...
[13:51] ---
    It's SEIKO!
[13:53] ---
    Right...
[13:55] ---
    I don't think of myself as a boy at all!
[13:59] ---
    God just put the wrong parts on my body!
[14:05] ---
    But... Did Mr. Otani say anything about me?
[14:12] ---
    Ever since the infirmary...he's
    seemed uncomfortable around me.
[14:22] ---
    I wonder if he finds me disgusting...
[14:27] ---
    I think he's just confused.
[14:29] ---
    You do?
[14:30] ---
    Yeah, don't worry about it.
[14:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:36] ---
    I asked you to help me, completely
    unaware of how you felt.
[14:40] ---
    Well...
[14:42] ---
    I guess we're rivals from now on.
[14:44] ---
    Um, about that...
[14:46] ---
    But I won't let you defeat me!
[14:48] ---
    With my beauty and pheromones I will
    win Mr. Otani's heart for sure!
[14:53] ---
    So bright!
[14:56] ---
    Sparkle! Sparkle!...
[14:58] ---
    Seiko is blindingly bright!
[15:00] ---
    But why?
[15:11] ---
    You wouldn't really give a present to
    a boy unless you had feelings for him.
[15:30] ---
    You're slouching!
[15:32] ---
    Really?
[15:35] ---
    Risa, you're obsessing too
    much over your height!
[15:38] ---
    You only grew 2 cm, but you're acting
    freaking HEARTBROKEN over it.
[15:41] ---
    But it's 2 centimeters!
[15:43] ---
    That's a huge problem!
[15:44] ---
    Do you realize WHY you
    think it's a huge problem?
[15:50] ---
    Because...
[15:52] ---
    You fell for a guy who's
    shorter than you - right?
[15:56] ---
    I fell for someone shorter than me...?
[16:01] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[16:03] ---
    What the hell?!
[16:05] ---
    I came to visit!
[16:07] ---
    No, I mean, the way you're dressed...
[16:09] ---
    What's that??
[16:10] ---
    I'm on the Cheering Squad
    for the Sports Festival!
[16:14] ---
    I'm called a "Cheer-girl"!
[16:17] ---
    Cheer-girl...
[16:19] ---
    Yes!
[16:20] ---
    Cheer-GIRL...
[16:22] ---
    It's such a cute outfit I wanted
    you to be the first to see it!
[16:27] ---
    Isn't it cute?
[16:29] ---
    Cute...
[16:31] ---
    Even though falling for a boy when you
    are one is such a difficult issue...
[16:36] ---
    He's just so determined...
[16:39] ---
    And so cute...
[16:43] ---
    And here I am, obsessing
    over a few centimeters...
[16:47] ---
    And lying to myself about how I feel.
[16:51] ---
    Hey, Risa...
[16:53] ---
    Let's all join the Cheering Squad together!
[16:55] ---
    I wanna be a cute Cheer Girl!
[16:57] ---
    Yes?
[16:59] ---
    Good work, guys!
[17:06] ---
    Seiko, we're all gonna be in
    the same group together, huh.
[17:10] ---
    Since Mr. Otani will be nearby,
    Seiko will be extra inspired!
[17:14] ---
    But why do you like Otani?
[17:16] ---
    Wouldn't ya rather go for
    someone more masculine?
[17:21] ---
    But Mr. Otani is PLENTY
    masculine - he's cool!
[17:25] ---
    Wasn't it just so cool...
[17:27] ---
    when Mr. Otani saved me from that
    dog on the first day of school?
[17:31] ---
    And besides...
[17:33] ---
    We don't care how tall you are.
[17:35] ---
    Even if you're short, come on in.
[17:38] ---
    I thought someone sensitive like him
    would accept me, even if I'm a boy.
[17:44] ---
    Maybe you're right...
[17:51] ---
    I do think he's a good guy.
[17:53] ---
    Isn't he, though?
[17:54] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[17:58] ---
    Woah, crap!
[17:59] ---
    Leggo of me, get offa me!
[18:02] ---
    Just stay back! Stop it!
[18:05] ---
    Nobuko, I'm leaving, okay?
[18:08] ---
    Sure.
[18:10] ---
    So you really are a boy?
[18:12] ---
    Yes!
[18:13] ---
    You're not dating Otani, are you?
[18:16] ---
    No!
[18:21] ---
    But I do love Mr. Otani.
[18:23] ---
    I see. Well, thanks.
[18:26] ---
    You're welcome.
[18:27] ---
    See? No way are they dating.
[18:31] ---
    Otani would never date a tall girl like that.
[18:37] ---
    Hey there!
[18:39] ---
    What do you mean they'd never date?
[18:41] ---
    Miss Risa?
[18:43] ---
    He's just trying to grab a little happiness!
[18:45] ---
    How dare you mock him!
[18:47] ---
    Miss Risa! Miss Risa!
[18:50] ---
    It's okay - I'm not bothered by them.
[18:53] ---
    But Seiko...
[18:55] ---
    Weren't they rude?
[18:57] ---
    Don't you think that's rude?
[18:58] ---
    Huh? Not really...
[19:02] ---
    But...
[19:03] ---
    Hearing them say that...suddenly...
[19:06] ---
    made me a bit sad.
[19:12] ---
    Isn't it strange?
[19:16] ---
    I am strange, aren't I?
[19:18] ---
    I, a boy, have feelings for Mr. Otani.
[19:22] ---
    Th-that's not strange at all!
[19:24] ---
    But Mr. Otani won't smile
    at me like he used to...
[19:31] ---
    He must think I'm gross...
[19:34] ---
    He hates me!
[19:39] ---
    Listen...
[19:40] ---
    Hey!
[19:46] ---
    Stop putting words in my mouth.
[19:48] ---
    Mr. Otani...
[19:50] ---
    Otani...
[19:52] ---
    Listen, I'm only gonna say this once.
[19:54] ---
    I don't hate you.
[19:56] ---
    And I don't think you're gross.
[19:59] ---
    But if ya want me to be your boyfriend,
    then we'll have a problem.
[20:03] ---
    Let's see...and also...
[20:07] ---
    Y-you look kinda cute...as a cheer-girl.
[20:13] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[20:15] ---
    Woah, stop it!
[20:18] ---
    May I visit you in your classroom again?
[20:20] ---
    Fine! Just let go!
[20:22] ---
    I'll dress as a cheer-girl
    every day from now on.
[20:24] ---
    No!
SIGN    12th Annual Maido Academy Sports Festival
SIGN    Victory
[20:29] ---
    No way!
[20:30] ---
    For the love of god, no way!
[20:33] ---
    Don't blame me!
[20:35] ---
    The Cheering Squad decided
    everyone should cross-dress.
[20:39] ---
    He's right...
[20:46] ---
    Miss Koizumi, you're a real girl, unlike me.
[20:49] ---
    So you have a real chance
    of becoming his girlfriend.
[20:56] ---
    If you spend too much time
    worrying about your height,
[20:58] ---
    you'll never get the love you deserve!
[20:59] ---
    Keep trying, okay?
[21:04] ---
    Maybe it's time for me...to start
    being more honest with myself.
[21:13] ---
    Got'cha!
[21:15] ---
    Leggo! Hey! What're you doing?!
[21:20] ---
    I can lift him right off the ground...
[21:24] ---
    Hey, woah, what the hell are you doing!!
[21:27] ---
    I don't care if I can carry him easily.
SIGN    Nurse
[21:31] ---
    I don't care if he's smaller than me.
[21:35] ---
    Because...
[21:38] ---
    - I've brought him!
[21:38] ---
    - I have feelings for Otani.
[21:40] ---
    She's carrying him! The
    prince brought the princess!
[21:43] ---
    Come on, let's turn him into a cheer girl!
[21:45] ---
    Let me down! Let me down!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Koizumi, do you have a crush on someone?
[23:28] ---
    Me? Well, it's O-Otan...
[23:30] ---
    You're acting suspiciously...
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
    Next episode, "Young Maiden's Momentous
    Decision! Operation Love Confession!!"
SIGN    "Young Maiden's Momentous Decision! Operation Love Confession!!"
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!

E6 - The Girl's Biggest Decision! Operation Confess Your Feelings!!

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[00:00] ---
    Try this:
[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:17] ---
    Got'cha!
[01:19] ---
    Leggo! Hey! What're you doing?!
[01:23] ---
    I can lift him right off the ground...
[01:26] ---
    Hey, woah, what the hell are you doing!!
[01:29] ---
    I don't care if I can carry him easily.
SIGN    Nurse
[01:33] ---
    I don't care if he's smaller than me.
[01:36] ---
    Because...
[01:40] ---
    I have feelings for Otani.
SIGN    "Young Maiden's Momentous Decision! Operation Love Confession!!"
[01:52] ---
    Risa.
SIGN    Ice cream, snow cones, ramen, yakisoba
[01:55] ---
    Nobuko
[01:56] ---
    Are you fired up?
[01:58] ---
    Fired up?
[01:59] ---
    Well, of course I am!
SIGN    Yaki-soba, cutlet-curry Ramen (miso, soy sauce, tonkotsu)
[02:02] ---
    After all, it's My Summer!
SIGN    It's My Summer
SIGN    The Sea Monk has come to the Sea!
SIGN    Sea Monk Live Concert
[02:04] ---
    The Sea Monk has come to the Sea
[02:06] ---
    For a Sea Monk live concert!
[02:08] ---
    I got my camera all ready!
[02:10] ---
    I wish night would happen, like, NOW.
[02:12] ---
    That's not what I meant.
[02:14] ---
    Summer vacation brings us to "summer."
[02:15] ---
    Summer brings us to "romance."
[02:16] ---
    The first page of sweet youth.
[02:17] ---
    Love. Romance.
[02:18] ---
    NO Sea Monk...
[02:19] ---
    YES Otani!
[02:22] ---
    What?
[02:23] ---
    Why Otani?
[02:24] ---
    Oh, PLEASE.
[02:25] ---
    You still think you can fool yourself?
[02:27] ---
    Just go ahead and tell the truth
    and I'll be glad to help you.
[02:31] ---
    Help me? With what, I wonder...
[02:35] ---
    You have feelings for Otani, don't you.
[02:39] ---
    You have feelings for him, DON'T you.
[02:45] ---
    ...yeah.
[02:46] ---
    Good girl!
SIGN    Heartthrob House Tako-yaki
[02:50] ---
    Hey there, boys, girls,
    I've got something to say.
[02:54] ---
    Are ya listening?
[02:55] ---
    I want everyone to make an effort today
[02:57] ---
    to get Risa and Otani
    alone as much as possible.
[03:00] ---
    Okay.
[03:01] ---
    Hey, wait!
[03:02] ---
    Let's all pull together to help make
    Risa's unrequited love come to fruition.
[03:06] ---
    What the hell are you saying! Shut up!
[03:08] ---
    - You can't make me shut up.
[03:09] ---
    So you're finally going to ask Otani out?
[03:13] ---
    Good luck.
[03:15] ---
    Wai...what?
[03:16] ---
    Just FYI, we all knew about
    this for a long time.
[03:19] ---
    The only one who hasn't noticed is Otani.
[03:23] ---
    - But....but you're wrong! Wrong! Not...
[03:26] ---
    - Sorry I'm late.
[03:29] ---
    I couldn't find my swim trunks. So I...
[03:33] ---
    - Smirking, smirking, smirking...
[03:34] ---
    - Why are you guys all quiet?
[03:37] ---
    N-no reason, really. Nothing's
    going on. Nothing at all...
[03:44] ---
    Go!
[03:48] ---
    That was fun!
[03:49] ---
    Wasn't it? My turn next!
[03:51] ---
    Go!
[03:52] ---
    Ahhh, totally different from the pool!
[03:55] ---
    Wah, salty!
[03:58] ---
    You moron!
[04:01] ---
    Smirking, smirking, smirking, smirking...
[04:05] ---
    Nobuko.
[04:06] ---
    Here!
[04:06] ---
    Suzuki, to you.
[04:08] ---
    Service...
[04:09] ---
    Koizumi, look, I found a hermit crab!
[04:13] ---
    Wow, you're right.
[04:16] ---
    Ah, back in his shell.
[04:19] ---
    How cute!
[04:21] ---
    Smirking, smirking...
[04:23] ---
    Okay, Suzuki, let's race to the open sea!
[04:26] ---
    The sea is that way...
[04:29] ---
    They're watching...
[04:31] ---
    - Smirking, smirking, smirking...
[04:32] ---
    - Everyone is watching my every move...
SIGN    chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter
[04:35] ---
    They're watching everything...
[04:37] ---
    Smirking, smirking, smirking...
[04:41] ---
    Hey.
[04:41] ---
    YESSSS?!
[04:44] ---
    What're ya all stiff for?
[04:46] ---
    Take that! And that!
[04:50] ---
    Listen, you! There's such a thing as tact...
[04:53] ---
    Huh? What're ya talking about?
[04:55] ---
    Take that! And that!
[05:09] ---
    - Take that! Payback!
[05:11] ---
    - Ah, now you've done it!
[05:17] ---
    What? Something wrong?
SIGN    Heartthrob House
[05:28] ---
    What a klutz.
[05:29] ---
    I'm done.
[05:31] ---
    I'll watch over our stuff.
[05:33] ---
    The rest of you go out and have fun.
[05:35] ---
    But...
[05:36] ---
    That's right! We don't want
    you to be lonely, Risa.
[05:40] ---
    Otani, will you stay with her?
[05:42] ---
    Th-that's okay! I'm fine alone.
[05:45] ---
    But we can't leave an injured person alone.
[05:48] ---
    Okay, I don't mind staying.
[05:52] ---
    I came here to tan anyway.
[05:53] ---
    Ah, good! Then the two of you can
    LIE under the HOT sun together.
[05:57] ---
    But I'm fine by myself!
[05:59] ---
    Why're ya holding back?
[06:00] ---
    Why ya wanna tan? You're so frail, the
    sun would just burn you to a crisp!
[06:04] ---
    What was that??
[06:05] ---
    Your time would be better spent swimming.
[06:08] ---
    Oh, really? Then let's go, Nakao, Suzuki.
[06:11] ---
    One of these days I'll hire a
    proper lawyer and sue your ass!
[06:16] ---
    But...I wanted to swim with Nobuko...
[06:18] ---
    Shaddup!
[06:19] ---
    And I wanted to be with Chiharu...
[06:20] ---
    Bah!
[06:22] ---
    You stupid klutz!
[06:23] ---
    You don't want him to take LEGAL
    action - you want LOVING action!
[06:27] ---
    S-sorry, madam.
[06:40] ---
    Hey, babe, are ya lonely?
[06:42] ---
    Wanna have some fun?
[06:47] ---
    Moron, I'll bet you thought I
    was some guy hitting on you.
[06:49] ---
    No, I didn't!
[06:50] ---
    What're you here for?
[06:53] ---
    Taking a break.
[06:55] ---
    Thank y...
[06:56] ---
    It's not for you! I got two cans for myself.
[06:59] ---
    Freaking rude.
[07:00] ---
    What the hell, man! Then
    don't put it in front of me!
[07:02] ---
    Kidding. It's yours.
[07:04] ---
    Little brat...
[07:06] ---
    Speak for yourself. This's payback.
[07:08] ---
    An eye for an eye.
[07:12] ---
    Thank you.
[07:15] ---
    Are you losing your mind or something?
[07:18] ---
    Y-you think so?
[07:19] ---
    Can't put my finger on it, but
    you're too "calm" or something.
[07:23] ---
    Well, I AM injured.
[07:25] ---
    Does it still hurt?
[07:27] ---
    Should I get ya some painkillers?
[07:30] ---
    That's okay... I'm fine.
[07:33] ---
    Okay then.
[07:46] ---
    Otani, you're kind of a nice guy.
[07:49] ---
    Took ya that long to notice?
[07:52] ---
    What if I accidentally....
[07:54] ---
    What if I accidentally fall for you?
[08:16] ---
    Stop suggesting gross things.
[08:20] ---
    Besides, aren't there already
    one or two guys on your horizon?
[08:24] ---
    As long as you say things
    like that, probably not!
[08:27] ---
    Huh? What did ya say?
[08:28] ---
    Shut up, little runt!
[08:31] ---
    Stop joking around.
[08:32] ---
    With that attitude you'll
    NEVER get a boyfriend.
[08:34] ---
    Giantess.
[08:44] ---
    Wh-what?!
[08:46] ---
    Y-yeah, I'm a Giantess and nothing more!
[08:50] ---
    Otani, WHAT did you DO!
[08:52] ---
    Don't ask me! She just started crying!
[08:54] ---
    Sorry I have to be a Giantess...
[08:58] ---
    You called her a horrible name like that?
[08:59] ---
    Woah there! She calls me "runt" all the time!
[09:02] ---
    Shaddup!
[09:03] ---
    Poor thing.
[09:10] ---
    I was right, something IS
    wrong with Koizumi today.
[09:12] ---
    A young maiden always wavers between
    smiles and tears when she's in love!
[09:15] ---
    Nobuko!
[09:17] ---
    "In love"?
[09:21] ---
    Koizumi has a crush?
[09:23] ---
    Who is it?!
[09:26] ---
    You have surpassed even our
    wildest imaginations...
[09:29] ---
    I had no idea he could be THAT dense...
[09:32] ---
    - It's my fault too, for being like this...
[09:33] ---
    - What's going on?
[09:35] ---
    - Risa...
[09:35] ---
    - Hey...
[09:36] ---
    - Poor thing.
[09:37] ---
    Thanks.
[09:38] ---
    - Wait...
    - I'll be okay.
[09:39] ---
    Hang in there.
[09:40] ---
    STOP IGNORING ME! WHAT THE HELL, GUYS!
[09:42] ---
    Let's go eat snow cones.
[09:44] ---
    YOU GUYS! STOP IGNORING ME!!
[09:55] ---
    Is your foot okay?
[09:59] ---
    Of course it is!
[10:01] ---
    It's almost time for Sea Monk's concert!
[10:02] ---
    That blows away any traces of pain.
[10:08] ---
    Say... What's been with you today?
[10:13] ---
    The midsummer's sun was merely too bright.
[10:16] ---
    Don't mind me.
[10:17] ---
    I'm not letting you off the hook that easily.
[10:19] ---
    C'mon, who's the guy you like?
[10:21] ---
    Not telling.
[10:22] ---
    Why not?
[10:23] ---
    Everyone else knows, so why
    won't you just tell me?
[10:27] ---
    Morons don't deserve to be told!
[10:30] ---
    Ohhhh, now I get it.
[10:33] ---
    The guy you like is shorter than you, right?
[10:37] ---
    That's why you cried when
    I called you a Giantess.
[10:39] ---
    It's n...
[10:40] ---
    Dead right, aren't I?
[10:44] ---
    You're such a moron.
[10:47] ---
    What will you accomplish
    if you worry about it?
[10:51] ---
    You've got plenty of good points.
[10:54] ---
    Just show off your assets to
    him so he'll have to notice!
[10:59] ---
    Well then, who's the guy you like?
[11:03] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[11:05] ---
    It does SO matter!
[11:06] ---
    It's mean leaving me in the
    dark while everyone else knows.
[11:09] ---
    He's hopeless.
[11:11] ---
    You'll figure it out eventually.
[11:12] ---
    Because I'm hopeless too.
[11:14] ---
    What do you mean I'll
    "figure it out eventually".
[11:16] ---
    - Come on, now I really wanna know, Koizumi!
[11:16] ---
    - I know it's not gonna come easily.
[11:20] ---
    But you have no say in who you fall for.
[11:24] ---
    Just drop it, okay?
[11:25] ---
    The concert is about to start. Let's go!
[11:31] ---
    Otani.
[11:33] ---
    As punishment for making me cry,
    we're taking a picture together.
[11:35] ---
    You're not making sense again.
[11:39] ---
    Fine!
[11:40] ---
    I'm gonna show off my assets,
    so brace yourself, Otani!
[11:49] ---
    Pass it! Pass it!
[11:53] ---
    I had no idea anyone could be so dense.
[11:56] ---
    All the way back from the beach, he
    kept asking me who your crush is.
[11:59] ---
    Over and over again.
[12:01] ---
    Risa, don't let yourself forget that
    Otani's popular with the girls.
[12:05] ---
    Summer vacation is your last
    fair chance to get him.
[12:08] ---
    After we go back to school, it'll
    be field trips and school festivals.
[12:12] ---
    And you know LOTS of girls will try to
    use those as chances to ask him out.
[12:18] ---
    Nooo!
[12:19] ---
    They can't! They can't!
    They can't do that to me!
[12:23] ---
    There, there.
[12:23] ---
    I'll help you, but you need to
    do some of the work yourself.
[12:35] ---
    Skirting around the subject
    won't work at all with him.
[12:38] ---
    Yeah...
[12:39] ---
    You need to aim directly for the goal.
[12:42] ---
    "Directly"? How?
[12:43] ---
    Tell him, "I like you."
[12:46] ---
    Good job!
[12:48] ---
    So straightforward!
[12:50] ---
    Nothing else will work on him.
[12:53] ---
    You may be right, but...
[12:55] ---
    Excuse me...
[12:58] ---
    But I have something to tell you.
[13:01] ---
    Do you mind, cutie?
[13:03] ---
    ...No freaking way.
[13:04] ---
    That's how you get to be alone with him.
[13:06] ---
    Alone with him?
[13:08] ---
    Why're you scared? You're been
    alone with Otani all the time!
[13:12] ---
    But the former me is completely
    different from the current me!
[13:15] ---
    This whole time I've only been the
    "All Hanshin Kyojin" with him.
[13:18] ---
    We can't suddenly adopt
    a lovey-dovey dynamic.
[13:21] ---
    THEN FORCE THE DYMAMIC!
[13:23] ---
    Are you really okay with being
    the All Hanshin Kyojin forever?!
[13:25] ---
    Nooo...
[13:26] ---
    But how do I do it?!
[13:28] ---
    I keep telling you...
[13:29] ---
    "Up until now I've been talking around
    in circles, but the truth is..."
[13:33] ---
    ...start that way.
[13:34] ---
    Wait! Gotta get some paper...
[13:37] ---
    "I've been talking around in circles."
[13:40] ---
    "But the truth is..."
[13:42] ---
    Then what?
[13:44] ---
    What the hell're you doing?
[13:46] ---
    What'm I, a monster?
[13:47] ---
    W-we haven't done anything wrong!
[13:49] ---
    There you go, whispering and gossiping.
[13:51] ---
    Not gossiping! Right?
[13:53] ---
    Wrong!
[13:54] ---
    Come on, stop bumbling and grab your chance.
[13:56] ---
    Come, Darling, let's go.
[13:58] ---
    What's going on?
[13:59] ---
    I'll explain later.
[14:01] ---
    They're excluding me again...
[14:04] ---
    Otani, cutie...
[14:07] ---
    Umm...I have something to tell you.
[14:11] ---
    Ya got time?
[14:13] ---
    What's your problem!
[14:15] ---
    You're creeping me out.
[14:16] ---
    Damn it!
[14:17] ---
    I'm just trying to--
[14:21] ---
    It's okay.
[14:22] ---
    I want to talk to you anyway.
[14:29] ---
    So, what do you want to talk about?
[14:31] ---
    I want you to tell me who your crush is.
[14:35] ---
    W-well, he's...
[14:36] ---
    You all gossip when I'm not around,
    and it's really creeping me out.
[14:39] ---
    Why can't you tell me who he is?
[14:42] ---
    Because...
[14:44] ---
    Skirting around the subject
    won't work at all with him.
[14:48] ---
    It's because YOU'RE the guy I like!
[14:55] ---
    - As IF I could ever say that!
[14:55] ---
    - Hey, are you listening to me?
[14:57] ---
    - Freaking embarrassing!
[14:58] ---
    - Hey, Koizumi, are you listening to me? Hey!
[14:59] ---
    - But I have to tell him before
    summer vacation is over.
[15:01] ---
    - I have to tell him directly!
[15:02] ---
    - Hey! Come on!
[15:03] ---
    - Go for it, Risa! Just
    be a woman and go for it!
[15:07] ---
    Okay, bring it!
[15:08] ---
    No, YOU bring it!
[15:10] ---
    Ah, yes...
SIGN    Up until now I've been talking around in circles. But the truth is...
[15:13] ---
    So, let's see...
[15:18] ---
    Up until n-now, I've b-been
    talking ar-round in c-circles...
[15:21] ---
    What the hell are you saying?
[15:24] ---
    Just gimme a minute! Okay!
[15:26] ---
    Hey, there...
[15:28] ---
    You see, I...
[15:31] ---
    I...
[15:42] ---
    I can't do it! I can't do it!
[15:45] ---
    You've surpassed "anxious" and crossed
    over to downright "suspicious."
[15:49] ---
    Just call me any bad name you want.
[15:52] ---
    You were yelling something
    out during the match, too.
[15:55] ---
    Just for your information, we
    won today because I played well.
[15:58] ---
    Not like you'd know, seeing as
    how you weren't watching me.
[16:02] ---
    Of course I know you played well.
[16:05] ---
    I was watching you.
[16:06] ---
    You were really cool.
[16:09] ---
    Hey, if it's eating you
    that much, just tell me.
[16:13] ---
    I might be able to help you.
[16:15] ---
    Unless you think I'm untrustworthy?
[16:18] ---
    No. I do trust you.
[16:20] ---
    Then what is it? I thought
    we were closer than that.
[16:22] ---
    We're the All Hanshin Kyojin, right?
[16:27] ---
    ...Why would that make you clutch your head?
[16:29] ---
    It just DOES.
[16:34] ---
    You really like him that much?
[16:41] ---
    Yeah.
[16:44] ---
    What's he like?
[16:45] ---
    Stupid.
[16:47] ---
    He's stupid, but...a nice guy.
[16:51] ---
    He's shorter than I am, but he's such
    a great guy that I can overlook that.
[17:00] ---
    I see...
[17:02] ---
    Wait, did you come to see the game today...
[17:07] ---
    Because your crush is on the basketball team?
[17:12] ---
    Is it Yamamoto?
[17:14] ---
    What?
[17:15] ---
    If he's on the team and he's shorter
    than you, it'd have to be Yamamoto!
[17:19] ---
    No, wait, Ikeda is also pretty short.
[17:22] ---
    Are you really that stupid?
[17:23] ---
    What?
[17:26] ---
    Never mind, I'll stay quiet.
[17:28] ---
    It's either that, or I cry.
[17:36] ---
    Just HOW dense can he be?
[17:38] ---
    Otani is so oblivious it's
    almost spiritually moving.
[17:41] ---
    I'm starting to not even care anymore...
[17:44] ---
    Just cheer up. Here!
[17:46] ---
    What's this?
[17:47] ---
    Your birthday present.
[17:50] ---
    That's right!
[17:51] ---
    Today's my birthday!
[17:52] ---
    I'd completely forgotten!
[17:54] ---
    Hey! Don't you care anymore?!
[17:55] ---
    Can I open it?
[17:57] ---
    You've already opened it.
[17:59] ---
    C-could this be...
[18:02] ---
    That thingie where you put it on the
    bathroom wall and water comes out of it?!
[18:07] ---
    Yahoo! I'm freaking ecstatic!
[18:10] ---
    - I can't wait until bath time tonight!
[18:11] ---
    - She's really been wanting that.
[18:12] ---
    - I'm so happy! So happy!
[18:14] ---
    - Seriously...I don't understand your taste.
[18:21] ---
    It's Otani!
[18:22] ---
    Maybe he's wishing you a happy birthday.
[18:25] ---
    I texted him and told him
    it was your birthday.
[18:27] ---
    Why'd you have to do that?!
[18:29] ---
    Never mind, just answer before he hangs up!
[18:34] ---
    Hello?
[18:35] ---
    Hi, it's me.
[18:36] ---
    "Me"? Who's "me"? You think you're so great?
[18:40] ---
    I'm gonna slap you...
[18:42] ---
    Are you free?
[18:43] ---
    Free?
SIGN    Free
[18:46] ---
    - Free! Free! Free!
[18:47] ---
    - ...Apparently, I am free.
[18:50] ---
    What's that mean?
[18:51] ---
    Anyway, meet me on the roof
    on top of the station at 7:00.
[18:54] ---
    On the roof?
[18:55] ---
    Why up there?
[18:56] ---
    Don't ask why.
[18:58] ---
    And also, when you come, think
    like it's a summer festival.
[19:07] ---
    Hey, you're late.
[19:14] ---
    Why did you bring me here?
[19:15] ---
    And why did you say "summer festival"?
[19:17] ---
    Well, it's nothing much, really.
[19:20] ---
    Here's your birthday present.
[19:22] ---
    Seriously?
[19:24] ---
    Never mind, just look inside.
SIGN    Sea Monk
[19:26] ---
    S-Sea Monk?!
[19:28] ---
    Is this...
[19:29] ---
    Yes. Premium goods.
[19:30] ---
    And what's more, it's autographed
    - it was my greatest treasure!
[19:34] ---
    But you said you'd never
    let anyone else have it.
[19:36] ---
    Well, I figured Sea Monk would understand...
[19:38] ---
    if I gave it to a fan as big as you.
[19:41] ---
    And this was the limited edition
    badge that came with the CD!
SIGN    Sea
[19:47] ---
    I'll let ya have this too.
[19:49] ---
    S-seriously?!
[19:51] ---
    Thank you!
[19:52] ---
    I'll never forget this
    kindness as long as I live!
[19:55] ---
    Good. May your words ring true.
[19:58] ---
    But that's only the icing on the cake.
[20:00] ---
    The "icing"? You mean there's more?
[20:05] ---
    It's gotten nice and dark.
[20:07] ---
    It'll probably start soon.
[20:09] ---
    What will?
[20:20] ---
    What's this? They're having fireworks today?
[20:23] ---
    Great view, huh?
[20:25] ---
    I discovered it last year.
[20:26] ---
    This's a perfect spot to see 'em.
[20:28] ---
    Awesome!
[20:34] ---
    Pretty!
[20:36] ---
    Are ya feeling better now?
[20:39] ---
    Something's been bringing ya
    down all summer, remember?
[20:43] ---
    I thought seeing the fireworks
    might cheer ya up.
[20:49] ---
    And you match the fireworks perfectly.
[20:52] ---
    Your yukata.
[20:53] ---
    Guess the dress makes the lady.
[20:55] ---
    Oh shut up, moron!
[21:02] ---
    It really is pretty.
[21:09] ---
    I guess...
[21:12] ---
    I can't help but like Otani.
[21:15] ---
    And this might be the best time to tell him.
[21:23] ---
    Otani...
[21:25] ---
    What is it?
[21:27] ---
    I...
[21:29] ---
    I...
[21:30] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Koizumi, what's wrong with you?
[23:28] ---
    I told my crush that I like him, but...
[23:30] ---
    Are you crying?
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
    Next episode, "Abandon Ship! The
    Worst Confession Of Love Ever!!"
SIGN    "Abandon Ship! The Worst Confession Of Love Ever!!"
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    

E7 - RIP! The Worst Love Confession EVER!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    On the day I turned seventeen,
[01:18] ---
    You and I were together...
[01:21] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[01:26] ---
    Even today, the images are
    burned into my memory.
[01:30] ---
    The huge fireworks, erupting
    in the night sky, and...
[01:40] ---
    Oh, please! Why so serious all of a sudden?
[01:42] ---
    You're making me blush!
[01:44] ---
    ...And your stupid face.
[01:46] ---
    Well, you're a pretty nice
    gal yourself, Koizumi.
[01:50] ---
    N-no, that's not what I meant...
[01:53] ---
    Now, don't be shy about it.
[01:54] ---
    Let's make a nice big comeback as the
    All Hanshin Kyojin next semester!
[01:57] ---
    Maybe we should audition for a comedy show?
SIGN    Maido Academy's 17th Annual School Fair
SIGN    Thanks for coming!
[02:11] ---
    I'm fairly certain I'll remember that
    pathetic night until the day I die.
SIGN    "Abandon Ship! The Worst Confession Of Love Ever!!"
[02:20] ---
    Until I die...
[02:23] ---
    The curse shall remain with
    my great-granddaughter...
SIGN    Creepy, creepy, creepy...
SIGN    Class 2-3's Haunted House
SIGN    Entrance
[02:29] ---
    What's your problem?
[02:31] ---
    The curse shall remain, rotten water flea.
SIGN    Class 2-3's Haunted House
[02:36] ---
    I've made it so no one will
    laugh at you ever again.
[02:39] ---
    What the hell is wrong with you?
[02:42] ---
    Ever since the semester started, you've
    been all emo and "cursing" me daily!
SIGN    CURSE
[02:47] ---
    Oh yesssss.
[02:49] ---
    May your height shorten centimeter
    by centimeter as the days pass.
[02:53] ---
    After 150 days have passed, there
    will be nothing left of you.
[02:57] ---
    Hey! You guys are supposed to
    be promoting our Haunted House.
[03:00] ---
    Do your job, won't you?
[03:02] ---
    It's not my fault!
[03:03] ---
    This moron is getting in the way -
    saying stuff that doesn't make sense.
[03:06] ---
    "Moron"?
[03:07] ---
    I don't need to be called a moron by
    the likes of YOU! You SUPER MORON!
[03:11] ---
    This situation could be resolved if
    you'd just tell me why you're mad.
[03:16] ---
    Do you really have no idea what you did?!
[03:19] ---
    What did I do?
[03:20] ---
    I only gave you my most treasured possession!
[03:26] ---
    You should be thankful, not mad.
[03:28] ---
    Oh, I really am thankful for that.
[03:30] ---
    I thought I was gonna die from happiness.
[03:31] ---
    I know, right?
[03:34] ---
    No! What happened AFTER that?!
[03:36] ---
    After that?
[03:41] ---
    Ohh! Those fireworks were
    freaking gorgeous, weren't they!
[03:48] ---
    Gimme that!
[03:54] ---
    Go get us some customers!
[03:55] ---
    Wh-what's your problem?
[04:01] ---
    What's with her?
[04:02] ---
    Why's she so pissed?
[04:04] ---
    Anyone would be pissed.
[04:05] ---
    Right, Darling?
[04:06] ---
    Horrible excuse for a man.
[04:08] ---
    What the hell?!
[04:09] ---
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[04:10] ---
    Put a hand to your heart
    and think HARD about it.
SIGN    Tako-yaki
[04:22] ---
    It's lots of fun!
[04:23] ---
    Lots of fun stuff over here!
[04:34] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[04:52] ---
    Just to say that one sentence...
[04:54] ---
    Does he realize how much energy that took?
[04:59] ---
    And his response...
[05:00] ---
    ...was so casual...
SIGN    Class 2-3
SIGN    Independent Film: "L.C. Police"
[05:21] ---
    Was that...?
[05:22] ---
    Yeah.
[05:28] ---
    Oh, crap!
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    Reception
[05:32] ---
    I hear Risa is playing one of the ghosts.
[05:40] ---
    I kill you...
[05:43] ---
    Oh. It's just Chiharu and Suzuki.
[05:46] ---
    Welcome.
[05:48] ---
    Risa...
[05:51] ---
    You sure look happy together.
[05:53] ---
    Lucky humans.
[05:55] ---
    Thou shalt be cursed.
[05:58] ---
    Su-Su-Suzuki!
[06:07] ---
    Thou shalt be cursed.
[06:10] ---
    Nooo!
[06:13] ---
    Thou shalt be cursed.
SIGN    Nooooo!
[06:20] ---
    Okaaaay.
[06:21] ---
    Get in line, folks.
[06:22] ---
    - I hear Class 2-3's Haunted
    House is freaking scary!
[06:23] ---
    - Stay in line, no pushing, please.
[06:25] ---
    They say the ghosts chase you
    to the ends of the earth.
[06:32] ---
    The school fair...
[06:34] ---
    And that guy...
[06:36] ---
    I don't care about either of them anymore.
SIGN    Yaki-soba, Franks
[06:39] ---
    Step right up!
[06:42] ---
    Give it a try! It'll make ya happy!
[06:44] ---
    Come and get it! It's going
    cheap! Super delicious!
[06:51] ---
    Autumn is here...
[06:56] ---
    Good work, good work.
[06:58] ---
    Thanks to your efforts, the Haunted
    House was at full capacity all morning.
[07:01] ---
    Here, have a drink.
[07:03] ---
    I sure worked hard.
[07:06] ---
    We've got others covering
    the afternoon shift.
[07:07] ---
    So are ya gonna go look
    at the booths with Otani?
[07:11] ---
    Why must I be with Otani?
[07:13] ---
    Isn't it a lost cause?
[07:15] ---
    Risa.
[07:16] ---
    Are you gonna give up after just one failure?
[07:19] ---
    Don't call it a failure!
[07:20] ---
    I didn't fail at all!
[07:22] ---
    I did exactly what I set out to do!
[07:24] ---
    If anyone failed, it's Otani.
[07:26] ---
    Someone needs to do something
    about his stupid brain.
[07:28] ---
    Well, I agree that something
    must be done about him.
[07:33] ---
    Otani does seem to have an especially
    severe case of neurological atrophy.
[07:37] ---
    Who ARE you?
[07:39] ---
    What's so great about being dense anyway?
[07:42] ---
    And what's so great about
    auditioning for a comedy show?
[07:45] ---
    Audition without me, moron.
[07:47] ---
    I wonder what you can do?
[07:49] ---
    I can't do anything.
[07:51] ---
    Screw him.
[07:55] ---
    I guess so...
[07:56] ---
    The school field trip is
    right after this, too.
[08:00] ---
    What're you gonna do during our free time?
[08:03] ---
    Can't I go off exploring with you, Nobuko?
[08:05] ---
    But I'm gonna go off alone with Darling.
[08:09] ---
    Because even though this is a school event,
[08:11] ---
    it's still my first vacation
    away with my Darling!
[08:15] ---
    There's the romantic
    nightscape of Hakodate...
[08:19] ---
    And Otaru Canal!
[08:20] ---
    I wanna see those sights with him!
[08:23] ---
    Well, I can understand why, but...still...
[08:28] ---
    I assume Chiharu and Suzuki
    will also sneak off alone.
[08:32] ---
    Which means you'll automatically
    be paired up with Otani.
[08:38] ---
    I can't!
[08:40] ---
    Then you'll have to be all alone.
[08:42] ---
    God, no!
[08:45] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[08:47] ---
    Koizumi, we've all been looking for you.
[08:49] ---
    People won't come in. They keep
    asking for "that scary ghost chick."
[08:52] ---
    ...I see.
[08:53] ---
    Well, I don't care anymore.
[08:55] ---
    I'll go ahead and be a ghost
    in the afternoon shift too.
SIGN    Okonomi-yaki
[09:01] ---
    Koizumi.
[09:04] ---
    I think I know why you're mad.
[09:08] ---
    Sorry.
[09:09] ---
    I did something horrible to you.
[09:13] ---
    The guy you like found out you were
    alone with me on your birthday
[09:17] ---
    And now he has the wrong idea, right?
[09:21] ---
    Wh-what's with this gloomy atmosphere?!
[09:25] ---
    You're really good at coming up with
    complicated stories, aren't you.
[09:28] ---
    I'm so shocked by you that I'm sad.
[09:31] ---
    I'm wrong?
[09:32] ---
    I'm still wrong?
[09:34] ---
    He's been saying stuff like this all day.
[09:36] ---
    What the hell is wrong!
[09:39] ---
    Fine, fine.
[09:41] ---
    I'll let you off the hook.
[09:43] ---
    What did you say again?
[09:45] ---
    That the guy I like found
    out and has the wrong idea?
[09:47] ---
    Wow, now I'm getting pissed!
[09:49] ---
    That's gotta be wrong!
[09:54] ---
    I'M the one who's pissed!
[09:56] ---
    You donkey yokel!
[09:57] ---
    D-donkey yokel? That's the first time
    I've heard anyone use that insult!
[10:00] ---
    That's the first time I've used it!
SIGN    All Hanshin Kyojin
[10:02] ---
    Stop talking gibberish!
[10:04] ---
    Super moron! It's your
    fault for being so doofy!
[10:06] ---
    Two-fingers is "doo-fee".
[10:08] ---
    What's that supposed to mean!
[10:09] ---
    Stop making witty comebacks, you dimwit-face!
[10:12] ---
    First time I heard that insult, too!
[10:15] ---
    I totally think it'll fly.
[10:17] ---
    Wanna test out that theory?
[10:19] ---
    Sure thing.
[10:21] ---
    Otani!
[10:22] ---
    What is it!
[10:23] ---
    Otani, you're the guy Risa likes!
[10:27] ---
    Dirty liar!
[10:29] ---
    Listen, guys,
[10:30] ---
    I'm getting really tired of you leaving
    me out of the loop and mocking me for it!
[10:38] ---
    Are ya even listening to this?
[10:41] ---
    S....someone...!
[10:45] ---
    Anyone...!
[10:47] ---
    Bring me a blunt instrument!
[10:48] ---
    Something that would really
    hurt to be whacked by!
[10:52] ---
    Cool it, Risa!
SIGN    Cotton Candy, Okonomi-yaki
[10:55] ---
    What the hell is that chick saying?
SIGN    Haunted House
[11:02] ---
    "Dirty liar"? How could he STILL not get it?
[11:04] ---
    There, there...
[11:05] ---
    Why does me liking him have to be a lie?
[11:08] ---
    There, there...
[11:12] ---
    Risa, you finally came!
[11:16] ---
    Ah, Haruka...why are you dressed like that?
[11:21] ---
    Didn't you come here to visit me?
[11:23] ---
    Um, it's just that the Haunted
    House was really busy.
[11:27] ---
    Oh, then you came here at a great time!
[11:29] ---
    You can relax here at our cafe.
[11:32] ---
    Yes, relax here, Risa!
[11:36] ---
    I baked these cookies myself.
[11:38] ---
    Want some?
[11:38] ---
    Of course I do!
[11:42] ---
    Freaking delicious!
[11:45] ---
    She's right.
[11:46] ---
    Right?
[11:48] ---
    I didn't know your class was doing a cafe.
[11:50] ---
    Not my class.
[11:51] ---
    My club.
[11:53] ---
    I'm in the Home Ec. Club.
SIGN    Home Ec. Club
[11:54] ---
    Didn't I tell you I'm the president?
[11:57] ---
    That reminds me, I guess you did...
SIGN    The tree minds me, eye guess ewe did?
[12:01] ---
    The tree minds me...eye guess ewe did?
[12:05] ---
    She couldn't care less
    about what I'm up to...
[12:08] ---
    I didn't say nothin' about a tree.
[12:11] ---
    You're probably just preoccupied
    with that stupid water flea.
[12:14] ---
    I'm n-not!
[12:16] ---
    I don't care what that idiot is up to.
[12:18] ---
    Well, whatever. I'm fine with it.
[12:22] ---
    Hey, Haruka...
[12:24] ---
    What is it.
[12:25] ---
    Do you know who my crush is?
[12:29] ---
    Why're you even asking?! It's
    that water flea, right?!
[12:36] ---
    Is there something wrong?
[12:38] ---
    Nope.
[12:39] ---
    Mr. President! I brought some customers!
[12:42] ---
    Oh, so this's where you were?
[12:45] ---
    How cute!
[12:46] ---
    Seiko, I didn't know you
    were in the Home Ec. Club.
[12:48] ---
    I'm a brand new recruit.
[12:57] ---
    Wh-what is this?
[12:58] ---
    The bloodlust is piercing my skin...
[13:07] ---
    Seiko! Why'd ya have to
    bring the water flea along?
[13:10] ---
    Welllll....
[13:12] ---
    THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A CUSTOMER!
[13:15] ---
    My deepest apologies, sir.
[13:16] ---
    But our establishment does
    not serve water fleas.
[13:19] ---
    WHAT DID YOU SAY?
[13:21] ---
    How cruel!
[13:23] ---
    Let's go somewhere else, Nobuko.
[13:26] ---
    Wait, do you also know
    who Koizumi's crush is?
[13:29] ---
    Of course I know!
[13:30] ---
    Why's everyone asking me that?
[13:32] ---
    Who is he!
[13:33] ---
    Why do I have to tell you?
[13:35] ---
    I'm not telling!
[13:37] ---
    I also know who he is.
[13:38] ---
    Wh-what the hell? What's going on here?!
SIGN    Gardening Club: homemade herbs
[13:48] ---
    Risa!
[13:58] ---
    Risa?
[14:02] ---
    Otani isn't dense.
[14:06] ---
    It might just be that he's never
    considered that I like him.
[14:12] ---
    Risa...
[14:14] ---
    Which means that he's never
    considered the possibility...
[14:17] ---
    that we could be a couple.
[14:23] ---
    He thinks it's impossible.
[14:26] ---
    That's right...
[14:27] ---
    He thinks it'd never happen!
[14:29] ---
    All with that goofy grin on his face...
[14:32] ---
    Risa!
[14:33] ---
    And he's RELIEVED to
    think nothing can happen!
[14:36] ---
    That shitty little brat!
[14:39] ---
    Calm down, Risa.
[14:40] ---
    Just calm down!
[14:42] ---
    Moron! Water flea! Stupid water flea!
[14:45] ---
    Damn it!
[14:48] ---
    I understand! So please stop...
[14:54] ---
    Nobuko...
[14:57] ---
    Sorry.
[14:58] ---
    I can't stand to watch any more of this.
[15:01] ---
    I found Koizumi!
[15:03] ---
    Capture her, capture her!
[15:10] ---
    Are you two happy together?
[15:16] ---
    You're happy, aren't you.
[15:19] ---
    Gimme your happiness!
[15:21] ---
    What's going on?
[15:29] ---
    Business is booming - why the long face?
[15:34] ---
    Darling...
[15:35] ---
    Thinking about how Risa feels...
[15:38] ---
    I just can't let myself be happy.
[15:41] ---
    You're right.
[15:53] ---
    I sure worked hard.
[15:56] ---
    Come on, time for the grand finale, Risa!
[15:59] ---
    Folk dancing on the field!
[16:02] ---
    I don't wanna folk dance.
[16:04] ---
    Risa.
[16:06] ---
    Last year, there was just one extra girl...
[16:10] ---
    so I ended up as a "boy,"
    dancing with all the girls.
[16:15] ---
    Nothing fun ever comes from folk dancing.
[16:19] ---
    Everything's done on my end.
[16:21] ---
    Darling.
[16:22] ---
    Then where is Otani?
[16:24] ---
    Taking out the trash.
[16:26] ---
    Whatever. Don't bother with me.
[16:29] ---
    I feel like being alone.
[17:02] ---
    Imagine, a tall girl like me falling
    for a short guy like him...
[17:08] ---
    Otani only thinks of me as half
    of the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[17:27] ---
    Cheer up.
[17:29] ---
    It is funny...
[17:32] ---
    But I do like him.
[17:37] ---
    I like YOU, Otani.
[18:06] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[18:08] ---
    You scared me! Why do ya
    have the lights turned off?
[18:12] ---
    No reason.
[18:19] ---
    What?
[18:20] ---
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[18:23] ---
    I told my crush that I like
    him and he didn't even notice.
[18:27] ---
    That's too bad...I guess.
[18:29] ---
    I don't know what to say...
[18:50] ---
    Maybe I should go to him...
[18:53] ---
    And tell him again for you?
[18:55] ---
    You don't need to go to him.
[18:58] ---
    He's already in this room.
[19:07] ---
    Listen...
[19:09] ---
    You asked me....what my crush is like, right?
[19:12] ---
    Yeah.
[19:13] ---
    He's shorter than you, on the
    basketball team, a moron...
[19:18] ---
    And....he's in...this room?
[19:28] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[19:31] ---
    No, I can't....huh, what?
[19:35] ---
    I don't get it.
[19:46] ---
    Never mind.
[19:50] ---
    I'm sick of seeing that stupid face of yours.
[19:55] ---
    Keep that stupid face away from me! Idiot!
[19:58] ---
    What're ya doing, hey!
[20:03] ---
    I'm not wasting any more
    tears on a moron like you!
[20:06] ---
    Hey...
[20:07] ---
    Just think about it one more time! Moron!
[20:12] ---
    Hey...Koizumi...
[20:21] ---
    Shorter than Koizumi...
[20:25] ---
    Basketball...
[20:28] ---
    Stop making witty comebacks, you dimwit-face!
[20:32] ---
    And moronic...
[20:33] ---
    I told my crush that I like
    him and he didn't even notice.
[20:36] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[20:39] ---
    You're making me blush!
[20:41] ---
    ....and, he didn't notice.
[20:42] ---
    Risa's crush is you, Otani!
[20:46] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[20:59] ---
    C-could it be...
[21:05] ---
    It's ME?!
[21:23] ---
    H-he MUST have noticed it by now.
[21:34] ---
    What should I do?
[21:37] ---
    But... Maybe just a little...
[21:42] ---
    I wish he'd start to see me as
    a girl, not a comedy partner.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Is your crush really me, Koizumi?
[23:28] ---
    Don't be late to our school
    trip's morning departure time!
[23:31] ---
    You were late too, I'd
    worry more about myself.
[23:33] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:35] ---
    Next episode, "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
SIGN    "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!

E8 - It's All Over! Massive Heart Break!

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    He's already in this room.
[01:25] ---
    Listen...
[01:25] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[01:28] ---
    No, I can't....
[01:34] ---
    It's ME?!
[01:43] ---
    What should I do?
[01:45] ---
    But... Maybe just a little...
[01:50] ---
    I wish he'd start to see me as
    a girl, not a comedy partner.
SIGN    "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
[02:01] ---
    Just a little...
[02:04] ---
    I wanted him to think about it.
[02:21] ---
    He's totally thinking about
    it. Totally thinking about it.
[02:23] ---
    That means he's finally noticed.
[02:25] ---
    Good for you, Risa!
[02:27] ---
    It was such a hard struggle.
[02:29] ---
    I wish I hadn't done that!
[02:32] ---
    That shouldn't have happened.
[02:33] ---
    I'm scared!
[02:34] ---
    How can you say that NOW?
[02:36] ---
    What should I do?!
[02:39] ---
    You should do nothing.
[02:40] ---
    You've already done what you had to do.
[02:42] ---
    Now it's Otani's move.
[02:45] ---
    His "move"?
[02:48] ---
    I'm gonna go tell him I was lying!
[02:50] ---
    He's an idiot!
[02:51] ---
    Why would I like him?!
[02:53] ---
    Woah, Risa!
[03:01] ---
    Hey, Nobuko, not to be a third wheel,
[03:04] ---
    but will ya let me hang out with
    you during the school trip?
[03:06] ---
    I don't mind, but what about Otani?
[03:10] ---
    You guys haven't spoken at all since then.
[03:12] ---
    I just can't face him! I don't
    know how to handle this!
[03:16] ---
    But the school trip is your perfect chance...
[03:18] ---
    Hell, no! The school trip
    can go jump in a lake!
[03:21] ---
    Koizumi.
[03:23] ---
    Th-there's something I just remembered.
[03:25] ---
    Gotta run!
[03:28] ---
    Risa, wait up!
[03:31] ---
    Hey... What do you think I should do?
[03:34] ---
    It should be simple.
[03:35] ---
    Just tell her what's on your mind.
[03:38] ---
    Yeah...
[03:42] ---
    What's on my mind, eh?
[03:47] ---
    I wanted him to see me in a new light.
[03:49] ---
    But if I stop being the All
    Hanshin Kyojin with him,
[03:52] ---
    What will I be to him?
[03:55] ---
    Can I be just a normal girl?
[04:13] ---
    I can't sleep!
[04:15] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[04:19] ---
    After a year of beating around the bush,
[04:21] ---
    I finally got Otani to see how I feel.
[04:25] ---
    And now...
[04:26] ---
    And now...what's gonna happen to me?
[04:28] ---
    I was so desperate to get him
    to notice that I like him
[04:31] ---
    that I didn't even think about the aftermath.
[04:34] ---
    It's Otani's move now.
[04:37] ---
    His move...
[04:38] ---
    Actually, I've had feelings
    for you too, Koizumi.
[04:42] ---
    Wanna date?
[04:43] ---
    NEVER.
[04:44] ---
    That'd happen, like, NEVER.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, crap! I'm so scared!
[04:48] ---
    Gross! I could never date you!
[04:51] ---
    ...is what I'm sure he'll say!
[04:55] ---
    I need to avoid being alone with Otani.
[04:59] ---
    I can't talk to him for a while.
[05:08] ---
    Huh? When did I fall asleep?
[05:12] ---
    Hi. Good morning.
[05:14] ---
    Koizumi speaking.
[05:15] ---
    "Good morning"?! Did you just wake up?!
[05:17] ---
    Did you forget that we're leaving
    for the school trip today?!
[05:20] ---
    We've been waiting for you!
[05:22] ---
    The bus is about to leave for the airport.
[05:27] ---
    I...I'M LATE!!
[05:35] ---
    S-s-s-sorry!
[05:36] ---
    I overslept!
[05:37] ---
    Couldn't someone have woken you?
[05:39] ---
    My whole family overslept!
[05:41] ---
    Throw me a bone, will ya guys?
[05:43] ---
    There's a time and place for
    your comedy and this ain't it.
[05:46] ---
    "Ya guys"?
[05:47] ---
    Sorry!
[05:50] ---
    I'm la...
[05:54] ---
    Come on, we're going.
[06:01] ---
    I wanted to avoid being alone with Otani...
SIGN    Domestic departures
SIGN    Sapporo
    Sapporo
    Okinawa
    Sapporo
    Tokyo
    Okinawa
    Nagoya
SIGN    Boarding
    Boarding
    Boarded
    Boarded
    Boarded
[06:08] ---
    Ah, we just missed it.
[06:11] ---
    I'm gonna go exchange our tickets.
[06:13] ---
    Wait right there.
[06:14] ---
    What a stupid pair you are.
[06:16] ---
    Sorry, sir.
[06:18] ---
    Th-this sucks!
[06:20] ---
    Wait! Don't leave!
[06:22] ---
    Don't leave us alone!
[06:29] ---
    Sit down.
[06:32] ---
    Sit down, I said!
[06:40] ---
    Oh, crap.
[06:42] ---
    I need to act normal.
[06:43] ---
    Pretend nothing happened...
[06:46] ---
    You overslept on a day like this? Lame!
[06:48] ---
    So did you!
[06:49] ---
    Ah, yeah...
[06:53] ---
    Wh-wh-what is it?
[06:57] ---
    Okay, I'm gonna be blunt...
[06:58] ---
    Nooooo!
[06:59] ---
    I haven't even said anything...
[07:00] ---
    Shut up! Don't talk to meeee!
[07:02] ---
    I feel really awkward after you
    calling me a moron all this time.
[07:05] ---
    So listen to me!
[07:09] ---
    Please.
[07:14] ---
    Is your crush really me?
[07:19] ---
    Don't be so blunt! My heart will stop!
[07:21] ---
    Is there a different way I could've asked?
[07:23] ---
    Of course there is!
[07:25] ---
    Well, I don't care.
[07:26] ---
    Just listen to me.
[07:27] ---
    I'm giving you your answer.
[07:35] ---
    You can't...
SIGN    fidget, fidget, fidget...
[07:37] ---
    When I racked up my courage and
    told you, you let it wash over you.
[07:41] ---
    So you don't need to bring
    back the awkward shame of it
[07:44] ---
    while we're already sitting in
    an airport late for our flight...
[07:47] ---
    Well, that's just it. I wanted to say...
[07:49] ---
    that I really feel bad for not noticing.
[07:51] ---
    If "sorry" made everything better,
    we wouldn't need the police!
[07:54] ---
    I wanted ta answer ya sooner, but you
    kept being wishy-washy and avoiding me.
[07:58] ---
    Whaddaya mean "wishy-washy"! What'm
    I, a freaking Shishi-otoshi?!
SIGN    (A bamboo tube that hits against a stone from flowing water intended to scare animals.)
[08:01] ---
    It's because you've been so wishy-washy
    that I never noticed how you felt!
[08:04] ---
    But...
[08:05] ---
    You need to be more direct.
[08:07] ---
    I like YOU, Otani.
[08:10] ---
    I was SO freaking direct!
[08:12] ---
    How could I've been clearer?!
[08:14] ---
    Ah, you're right...
[08:21] ---
    Give me some time.
[08:23] ---
    I need to think about it.
[08:25] ---
    Think...?
[08:27] ---
    Why the confusion? Didn't you
    ask me to think about it?
[08:30] ---
    Uhh...yeah.
[08:35] ---
    I did, but...
[08:37] ---
    Seeing him thinking so seriously about it...
[08:39] ---
    makes me freaking terrified.
[08:46] ---
    What's wrong, All Hanshin Kyojin?
[08:49] ---
    That's some silence you've got going.
[08:50] ---
    Have you thought about what you've done?
[08:52] ---
    Yes...
[08:53] ---
    Yeah...
[09:09] ---
    Here's the late couple!
[09:12] ---
    You guys!
[09:14] ---
    Risa!
[09:15] ---
    Where were you? We were worried.
[09:18] ---
    Something's fishy...
[09:19] ---
    Did you two spend the night together?
[09:22] ---
    No, we didn't.
[09:27] ---
    Risa, we were so wor--
[09:29] ---
    I'm exhausted! Kaput! I wanna go home!
[09:38] [SONG] ---
    If I travel to the West and ask myself...
[09:43] ---
    The time on the airplane
    passed like molasses!
[09:47] ---
    Otani was right next to me the whole time!
[09:49] ---
    I couldn't even breathe.
[09:50] ---
    Aren't ya obsessing too much over it?
[09:52] ---
    I'm totally screwed!
[09:53] ---
    I'm seriously THIS CLOSE to being rejected.
[09:55] ---
    Rejected?
[09:56] ---
    Wellllll...
[09:57] ---
    You don't know yet if he's gonna reject you.
[10:00] ---
    But I do know!
[10:01] ---
    You'll never get a boyfriend! Giantess.
[10:05] ---
    We're the All Hanshin Kyojin, right?
[10:07] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    I don't get it...
[10:11] ---
    As far as Otani is concerned,
    we're just a giantess and a runt.
[10:15] ---
    Just a big joke.
[10:18] ---
    He never once considered that
    I might have feelings for him.
[10:22] ---
    Just because I told him how I feel
    doesn't mean things'll go well.
[10:26] ---
    Don't you get it?
[10:27] ---
    Risa...
[10:29] ---
    But at the very least, I don't think
    you're the All Hanshin Kyojin anymore.
[10:34] ---
    At least you're not a joke anymore.
[10:38] ---
    Isn't that good?
[10:39] ---
    Your efforts brought you one step closer!
[10:44] ---
    You're right.
[10:46] ---
    I guess so.
[10:48] ---
    Hey, Nobuko...
[10:49] ---
    what do you think will happen to me?
[10:53] ---
    It all depends on Otani's next move.
[11:00] ---
    OH, HELL NO! I WANNA GO HOME!
[11:02] ---
    There, there, calm down.
[11:04] ---
    Let me go!!
[11:06] ---
    Koizumi is acting up again.
[11:08] ---
    I'm sleeping.
[11:09] ---
    Even though you overslept this morning?
[11:11] ---
    I couldn't sleep.
[11:13] ---
    Were you thinking about Koizumi?
[11:16] ---
    Shut up. I'm slapping you, jackass.
[11:18] ---
    So scary! You're not the Otani
    I know! Sniffle, sniffle.
[11:23] ---
    So, what'cha gonna do?
[11:30] ---
    We're giving you free time to roam around.
[11:32] ---
    Just be sure to assemble back here on time.
[11:33] ---
    Okay.
[11:35] ---
    Mr. Nakano, the Latecomers are asleep.
[11:38] ---
    Are you morons? Wake them up!
[11:40] ---
    But they're so conked out that even putting
    cookies in their mouths won't wake them.
[11:43] ---
    How is that even possible?
[11:44] ---
    Oh, fine.
[11:45] ---
    We'll just contact them
    by cell when they wake up.
[11:48] ---
    Okay.
[11:57] ---
    Koizumi, I could never
    date a giantess like you.
[12:03] ---
    I'm gonna go out with this hair crab instead!
SIGN    Prickle
[12:05] ---
    The pride of Hokkaido, a juicy little crab!
[12:09] ---
    Wait for me, Otani, my love.
[12:12] ---
    A sheep!
[12:13] ---
    Dschinghis Khan is also great.
[12:18] ---
    Don't go!!
[12:24] ---
    Why?
[12:26] ---
    Gah?
[12:28] ---
    What's going on?
[12:33] ---
    Where'd everybody go?
[12:39] ---
    Why?
[12:41] ---
    Why did this happen?
[12:43] ---
    Huh? Glass? What?
[12:46] ---
    I SAID, we're at the Otaru
    Canal Industrial Art Gallery.
[12:50] ---
    Where's that?
[12:51] ---
    Ah, crap. I have no idea.
SIGN    Current temperature.
[12:54] ---
    Yeah...yeah...
[12:57] ---
    So we should just walk
    along the Otaru Canal then?
[13:01] ---
    Okay, I get it.
[13:03] ---
    Thanks.
[13:05] ---
    What did Nobuko say?
[13:06] ---
    They'll meet up with us soon.
[13:08] ---
    So if we just wait around
    here, we'll see them.
[13:10] ---
    Oh, good!
[13:26] ---
    This is awkward.
[13:28] ---
    I don't think we took a step forward.
[13:30] ---
    We took a step backward.
SIGN    Squawk, squawk!
[13:33] ---
    If this is the alternative, I'd rather we
    be squawking at each other like before.
[13:39] ---
    But... right now, the only kind
    of talking we do is uncomfortable.
[13:45] ---
    Maybe I messed up.
[13:48] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't have told him I like him.
[13:54] ---
    Seriously...I just wanna go home!
[13:59] ---
    Dude, that's awesome!
[14:01] ---
    Woah, you're right!
[14:03] ---
    It's a rickshaw!
[14:04] ---
    Awesome! That's freaking sick!
[14:07] ---
    I wanna ride!
[14:11] ---
    Are you stupid?
[14:13] ---
    You wanna look like that old couple in there?
[14:15] ---
    Guess not.
[14:17] ---
    Let's go.
[14:18] ---
    Gotta buy souvenirs for the fam.
[14:21] ---
    I hope they're okay.
[14:23] ---
    I wonder if Risa's doing okay.
[14:26] ---
    They're here.
[14:39] ---
    Chiharu!
[14:41] ---
    Suzuki!!
[14:45] ---
    Where should we go next?
[14:46] ---
    How about here?
[14:48] ---
    Yahoo!
[14:51] ---
    Here. Watch your step.
[14:53] ---
    Thanks!
[14:55] ---
    What're you guys doing?
[14:57] ---
    Rickshaws are awesome!
[15:00] ---
    It felt freaking fantastic!
[15:02] ---
    Yeah! Freaking fun!
[15:04] ---
    The driver gave us names, too!
[15:07] ---
    He decided to call us "Groucho" and "Chico."
[15:09] ---
    He told us to bring "Harpo"
    with us next time!
[15:11] ---
    Sick! Funny!
[15:13] ---
    I wanna ride it again!
[15:14] ---
    Me too!
[15:15] ---
    We just took the 10 minute course!
[15:17] ---
    Wanna try the 30 minute course next?
[15:19] ---
    Moron! We'll lose our
    allowance for souvenirs!
[15:21] ---
    Then how 'bout we do some comedy
    on the street to earn more?
[15:23] ---
    I like it!
[15:24] ---
    Does this mean you guys patched things up?
[15:31] ---
    Uh...well...
[15:40] ---
    I forgot things were awkward.
[15:42] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[15:44] ---
    Gonna go buy some juice.
[15:46] ---
    Decide where we're going next, okay?
[15:49] ---
    Otani...
[15:54] ---
    I guess...
[15:56] ---
    things would have been better
    if I hadn't told him how I felt.
[16:01] ---
    If I'd just buried my feelings for him,
[16:03] ---
    we could've had fun as a comedy team.
[16:09] ---
    If I'd known things would be this awkward...
[16:11] ---
    I'd have done nothing.
[16:15] ---
    Otani sure is taking his time.
[16:16] ---
    I don't see him.
[16:18] ---
    Maybe he's thinking about something again.
[16:23] ---
    I'll think about it.
[16:26] ---
    Thinking about it...
[16:31] ---
    Then, wanna go shopping around here?
[16:36] ---
    What do you think, Risa?
[16:40] ---
    I'm gonna go look for him.
[16:41] ---
    Wait, Risa?
[16:45] ---
    It might not be too late.
[16:49] ---
    I'll ask him to forget everything.
SIGN    Kitashichi
[16:59] ---
    Take everything back...
[17:03] ---
    And then...
[17:05] ---
    We can go back...
[17:09] ---
    Umph...
SIGN    Bear Curry
[17:14] ---
    C'mon...
[17:21] ---
    What're you doing?
[17:27] ---
    Well...
[17:29] ---
    One of my friends asked me for Bear Curry.
[17:32] ---
    So I thought I'd buy some...
[17:35] ---
    Bear...
[17:37] ---
    Curry...
[17:40] ---
    Here ya go.
[17:42] ---
    Thanks.
[17:46] ---
    It's for the best...
[17:48] ---
    I'll take everything back.
[17:51] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[17:55] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[17:59] ---
    I'll take it back...
[18:02] ---
    You asked me to think about it...
[18:05] ---
    So I've been doing a lot of thinking.
[18:08] ---
    About what?
[18:13] ---
    Koizumi...
[18:15] ---
    If I had to pick between
    liking and disliking you...
[18:18] ---
    Of course, I'd say I like you.
[18:20] ---
    And when we were in the rickshaw...
[18:23] ---
    Hollering and having a great time...
[18:26] ---
    I realized you're the only
    person I could do that with.
[18:30] ---
    But we've had that dynamic for a
    long time...being a comedic duo...
[18:37] ---
    So I can't suddenly change and
    think of you as a girlfriend.
[18:41] ---
    So, what I want to say is...
[18:59] ---
    Oh.
[19:01] ---
    I knew it.
[19:08] ---
    Jeez, WHAT is your problem? That
    serious face is creeping me out!
[19:12] ---
    Creeping you out?
[19:14] ---
    Whatever, just forget about it!
[19:17] ---
    Just forget it ever happened.
[19:19] ---
    That's what I came here to tell ya!
[19:22] ---
    Let's keep up the All Hanshin
    Kyojin dynamic, okay?
[19:25] ---
    Hey, wanna join a comedic talent agency?!
[19:27] ---
    Koizumi...
[19:29] ---
    Come on, hurry!
[19:30] ---
    Buy your Bear Curry or
    Tiger Curry or whatever!
[19:32] ---
    Come on, everyone's waiting for you!
[19:35] ---
    I'll go tell them you're on your way!
[19:38] ---
    Wait...Koizumi?
[19:56] ---
    I never thought it'd go well from the start.
[20:00] ---
    The only reason why I told him how I felt...
[20:03] ---
    was so that he might start to see
    me as a girl and not a comedian.
[20:07] ---
    That's the only reason...
[20:10] ---
    I'm back!
[20:12] ---
    Where's Otani?
[20:14] ---
    Well, Otani...
[20:16] ---
    Um, well...
[20:19] ---
    Otani is...Bear Curry...
[20:25] ---
    Otani is Bear Curry?
[20:27] ---
    What's that mean?
[20:28] ---
    Well...er...er...Bear Curry...
[20:35] ---
    WHAT about Bear Curry?
[20:37] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[20:53] ---
    But hearing it straight from
    him like that really does burn.
[20:58] ---
    Bear Curry!
[21:00] ---
    What about the Bear Curry?
[21:07] ---
    Bear...
[21:09] ---
    Bear...!
[21:13] ---
    Bear...
[21:15] ---
    Bear, bear...
[21:16] ---
    Again, stop talking about bears.
[21:18] ---
    Where's Otani?
[21:20] ---
    Bear...
[21:22] ---
    Jeez! Did you become the
    PR lady for Bear Curry?
[21:29] ---
    Now I kinda feel like eating Bear Curry.
[21:32] ---
    Darling... shut up.
[21:38] ---
    Koizumi Risa...Has suffered
    a huge heartbreak!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    Koizumi, where're you gonna go
    for our free time in Hakodate?
[23:23] ---
    I wanna eat soft ice cream!
[23:24] ---
    Wait, what's that?
[23:26] ---
    Sea Monk, in the flesh?!
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:30] ---
    Next episode, "Back From The Dead!!
    Aim For The Girlfriend Spot!!"
SIGN    "Back From The Dead!! Aim For The Girlfriend Spot!!"
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!

E9 - Back From the Dead! Go for the Girlfriend Spot!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:16] ---
    But we've had that dynamic for a
    long time...being a comedic duo...
[01:19] ---
    So I can't suddenly change and
    think of you as a girlfriend.
[01:23] ---
    I'm sorry.
[01:26] ---
    Koizumi Risa...Has suffered
    a huge heartbreak.
SIGN    The One Who Traveled To the Ends of Space.
[01:39] ---
    Here.
[01:42] ---
    Thanks.
[01:43] ---
    You like stars?
[01:45] ---
    Yes.
[01:46] ---
    You do too?
[01:47] ---
    Yeah.
[01:50] ---
    I'm Otani.
[01:52] ---
    I'm Koizumi.
[01:54] ---
    You can call me Risa.
[01:59] ---
    If... I'd been a short girl...
[02:04] ---
    And Otani had been a tall
    boy when we'd met...
[02:07] ---
    - Look. It's Orion.
[02:07] ---
    - We wouldn't have to be a comedy duo.
[02:09] ---
    - It's so pretty.
[02:10] ---
    We would have organically
    fallen for each other.
[02:12] ---
    Organically started dating.
[02:14] ---
    And we probably would have
    lived happily ever after.
[02:19] ---
    But...
SIGN    "Back From The Dead!! Aim For The Girlfriend Spot!!"
[02:21] ---
    Reality is harsh...
[02:30] ---
    Owww!
[02:32] ---
    That hurts! Stop! Ouch!
[02:35] ---
    Stay quiet!
[02:36] ---
    Just look.
[02:38] ---
    The shock has drained Risa of all color.
[02:41] ---
    What're you gonna do about that?
[02:43] ---
    What'm I gonna "do"?
[02:45] ---
    I feel so sorry for Koizumi.
[02:49] ---
    Didn't you tell me to tell
    her what was on my mind?!
[02:53] ---
    Even so...
[02:55] ---
    He's right. You're too cruel!
[02:57] ---
    What is it about Risa that repulses you?
[02:59] ---
    For the millionth time, she
    doesn't repulse me or anything.
[03:02] ---
    Then what is it!
[03:03] ---
    It's because...well...
[03:08] ---
    It'd be like if you asked me...
[03:10] ---
    to think of this pickled radish
    as a hair crab from now on!
[03:12] ---
    You think I'd be able to just accept that?
[03:14] ---
    Radish, radish, radish...
[03:15] ---
    Crab, crab, crab...
[03:17] ---
    MORON!
[03:19] ---
    Cut the bull, won't ya!
[03:21] ---
    No! No! No! It's not a radish! Ouch! Ouch!
[03:23] ---
    Don't compare Risa to a radish!
[03:27] ---
    I'm so stuffed.
[03:29] ---
    Hey, let's play cards on our room.
[03:33] ---
    Koizumi.
[03:34] ---
    What.
[03:36] ---
    Well...
[03:38] ---
    What is it! You've got something
    to say to my friend?
[03:41] ---
    Well...
[03:42] ---
    Nobuko! Over here...
[03:45] ---
    For our free time the day after tomorrow,
[03:47] ---
    it was gonna be just the two of us, but...
[03:50] ---
    Yeah...
[03:51] ---
    We can't let those two be
    alone in their condition.
[03:55] ---
    Umm...so...
[03:59] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[04:03] ---
    "Sorry"? "Sorry"?
[04:04] ---
    How many times must you strike the blow!
[04:05] ---
    I only need one "sorry"!
[04:07] ---
    It's not what you think.
[04:09] ---
    I'm just trying to be tactful...
[04:10] ---
    You don't need to be tactful!
[04:12] ---
    Just makes me feel more like a loser!
[04:15] ---
    Sorry I have to be a lousy radish.
[04:18] ---
    I'll never be a hair crab like you want.
[04:20] ---
    Uh, that was just an
    example - I didn't mean...
[04:22] ---
    Oh, you were listening...
[04:24] ---
    Well, uh, I'm glad you're in high spirits...
[04:28] ---
    High spirits?
[04:29] ---
    Does THIS look like "high spirits" to you?!
[04:33] ---
    What's wrong now?!
[04:34] ---
    Does everything I say upset you?!
[04:35] ---
    Stop saying things!
[04:37] ---
    I TOLD you!
[04:38] ---
    Let's forget the whole thing happened.
[04:41] ---
    So from this point forth,
    don't touch upon the subject!
[04:46] ---
    Well... If that's what you
    want, I'm fine with it.
[04:50] ---
    Good.
[04:51] ---
    Good boy.
[04:54] ---
    Hey...is that the way you're
    supposed to treat a guy you like?
[05:00] ---
    Wh-what are you saying NOW?!
[05:03] ---
    I don't believe this!
[05:05] ---
    - Don't you have any tact at all?!
[05:05] ---
    - Oh...they look pretty normal to me?
[05:07] ---
    - I never thought you'd use that word!
[05:08] ---
    - Seriously. They're back
    the way they were...
[05:09] ---
    - Do you even understand what "tact" means?!
[05:11] ---
    - You're enjoying this, aren't you?!
[05:11] ---
    - Is this like a relationship do-over?
[05:13] ---
    - Why would I enjoy it!!
[05:16] ---
    We're taking a bath now.
[05:18] ---
    So I'll see you downstairs.
[05:19] ---
    Hey, Nobuko...
[05:22] ---
    Just now, was I able to
    carry on like I used to?
[05:27] ---
    The silly comedy stuff, I mean.
[05:29] ---
    Yeah.
[05:29] ---
    Surprisingly so.
[05:30] ---
    Then it worked.
[05:32] ---
    What a relief.
[05:34] ---
    Risa.
[05:35] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[05:36] ---
    A guy from Class 5 just asked Hikari out!
[05:39] ---
    Wait, isn't that the guy
    Hikari's liked forever?
[05:43] ---
    No way! So I guess they'll be a couple now.
[05:46] ---
    Umm, I've kept quiet this whole
    time, but actually I also...
[05:50] ---
    Itomoto, right? I saw you
    with him at lunch today.
[05:53] ---
    Yeah. I told him I liked him
    and he said he'd date me.
[05:56] ---
    No way! Are you serious?!
[05:58] ---
    Congratulations!
[06:00] ---
    What the hell is wrong with the universe?
[06:02] ---
    Everyone else is hooking up and having
    a great time during this trip.
[06:06] ---
    But I'm rejected on the first
    day and down in the dumps.
[06:10] ---
    WHY, GOD, WHY?!
[06:12] ---
    WHERE'S THE LOGIC?!
[06:17] ---
    Risa.
[06:20] ---
    Nobuko...
[06:22] ---
    Risa!
[06:24] ---
    Listen to this, I'm such a stud!
[06:27] ---
    The girls won't stop asking me out!
[06:28] ---
    There's Ishida from Class 4, right?
    Then from Class 2, there's...
[06:33] ---
    Hey, bud! No boys allowed on this floor!
[06:36] ---
    Just get lost!
[06:38] ---
    But...
[06:38] ---
    Wanna get slapped?!
[06:40] ---
    No need to yell about it...
[06:42] ---
    Fine, I'll leave.
[06:44] ---
    Oh, it's Haruka!
[06:46] ---
    - You're taking pictures
    with us tomorrow, okay?
[06:48] ---
    - Sure.
[06:55] ---
    Risa.
[06:56] ---
    No need to fake it.
[07:00] ---
    Cry if you feel like crying.
[07:11] ---
    There, there.
[07:13] ---
    We'll continue this in our room.
[07:15] ---
    There, there.
[07:19] ---
    I told him I wanted to forget
    everything that happened.
[07:23] ---
    But can we really do that?
[07:27] ---
    Can I really forget about it?
[07:29] ---
    Can I forget telling him how I feel?
[07:31] ---
    Can I forget that I like him?
[07:35] ---
    Risa.
[07:39] ---
    What're you gonna do?
[07:41] ---
    About what?
[07:42] ---
    Are you gonna give up on Otani?
[07:46] ---
    Giving up is probably my only choice.
[07:49] ---
    A radish can never become a hair crab.
[07:55] ---
    You're STILL on about that?
[07:58] ---
    Anyway, what're you gonna
    do for tomorrow's free time?
[08:02] ---
    If you don't want to be with
    Otani, wanna come with me?
[08:06] ---
    Don't bother. I want you
    to have fun with Nakao.
[08:10] ---
    I'd feel bad interfering
    with your lovey-dovey life!
[08:16] ---
    Oh, please!
[08:17] ---
    Risa, what are you going to do?
[08:20] ---
    I'll find someone else.
[08:22] ---
    Or I'll hang with Otani - either way.
[08:25] ---
    Yeah, but...
[08:26] ---
    I told him I wanted to forget everything...
[08:28] ---
    and go back to the way things were.
[08:31] ---
    So if I avoid him, that'll
    negate everything I said.
[08:36] ---
    Say, Risa...
[08:38] ---
    What is it?
[08:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:43] ---
    About what?
[08:44] ---
    I feel like I'm responsible for making
    you ask him out in the first place.
[08:50] ---
    I feel pretty bad about it.
[08:53] ---
    But why?
[08:55] ---
    What're you saying? You're scaring me.
[08:58] ---
    I was the one who asked him out, not you.
[09:02] ---
    But, Risa...
[09:04] ---
    If anything, I'm grateful
    that you gave my back a push.
[09:08] ---
    Risa...
[09:11] ---
    Risa!
[09:13] ---
    Nobuko!
[09:16] ---
    Not there!
[09:18] ---
    - What is it, Risa? You
    like to be touched there?
[09:18] ---
    - Those're some interesting moaning sounds...
[09:20] ---
    - Moron alert.
[09:20] ---
    - No!
[09:22] ---
    I'm wide awake.
[09:24] ---
    Let's do something fun then!
[09:27] ---
    All right!
[09:28] ---
    Wanna have a pillow fight?
[09:32] ---
    Take that!
[09:35] ---
    I've gotta stop this.
[09:37] ---
    If I stay down in the dumps I'll only
    drag everyone else down with me.
[09:41] ---
    It's okay.
[09:42] ---
    I'll forget about everything.
[09:44] ---
    And we'll go back to normal.
[09:50] ---
    Moping about it won't change anything.
[09:53] ---
    Let's have fun, girls!
[09:54] ---
    It's our school trip, after all!
[10:00] ---
    Good morning, people!
[10:02] ---
    Good morning, Risa!
[10:03] ---
    Good morning!
[10:04] ---
    Good morning, Darling!
[10:05] ---
    Did ya miss me?
[10:07] ---
    How much longer are ya gonna be
    an insomniac? Ya little runt!
[10:12] ---
    Hurry up.
[10:13] ---
    Ya wouldn't want to be left behind again!
[10:17] ---
    Why, you!
[10:20] ---
    - Let's go, let's go!
[10:20] ---
    - That's right.
[10:21] ---
    - This is the clock tower? Isn't
    it the side of a building?
[10:21] ---
    - I can't stand the awkwardness anymore.
[10:24] ---
    - I want things back the way they were.
[10:27] ---
    - I want to be in the comedic duo.
[10:27] ---
    - For someone who eats so
    much, you sure never grow.
[10:30] ---
    - Hey, stop that!
[10:34] ---
    Let's buy us some snacks for tonight!
[10:35] ---
    Good idea.
[10:36] ---
    Should we pick this one?
[10:37] ---
    Sure.
[10:41] ---
    Otani! Otani!!
[10:44] ---
    Look at this magazine! Sea Monk is in it!
SIGN    Hokkaido Special: Sea Monk. Taking a relaxing vacation in Hakodate after his concert tour.
[10:48] ---
    Wow, you're right!
[10:49] ---
    It's only in this magazine!
[10:52] ---
    "Taking a relaxing vacation in
    Hakodate after his concert tour."
[10:57] ---
    Hakodate?
[10:58] ---
    That's where we're going
    tomorrow! For our free time!
[11:02] ---
    I wanna eat the soft ice cream
    Sea Monk ate in this article!
[11:05] ---
    I wanna take a picture in the same
    spot Sea Monk took this picture!
[11:09] ---
    We should totally go there tomorrow!
[11:11] ---
    I do wanna go...
[11:14] ---
    If you're okay with me going with you.
[11:18] ---
    I keep telling you, stop
    acting careful around me!
[11:20] ---
    Okay...
[11:22] ---
    I'm trying not to act careful.
[11:29] ---
    Then...let's go.
[11:32] ---
    Sure!
[11:36] ---
    You did bring a proper camera, right?
[11:38] ---
    A cell phone just won't cut it.
[11:39] ---
    You can count on me! What about you, Otani?
[11:41] ---
    Looks like there's nothing
    to worry about after all.
[11:43] ---
    Yeah. What a relief.
[11:49] ---
    All right! It's our free time!
SIGN    Hakodate Walker's Guide
[11:52] ---
    Where do ya wanna go?
[11:53] ---
    The Bay Area?
[11:55] ---
    Asaichi! Asaichi!
[11:56] ---
    We need to eat the lunch
    that Sea Monk recommended.
[11:59] ---
    But you just ate breakfast!
[12:02] ---
    For a runt you sure eat a lot...
[12:04] ---
    Aw, shaddup!
[12:05] ---
    Fine. I'll go there alone.
[12:09] ---
    It's okay. I'll come with you.
[12:12] ---
    As long as you split the lunch with me.
[12:14] ---
    - Good. Then let's go!
    - Okay!
[12:22] ---
    That looks freaking delicious!
[12:26] ---
    - This feels great!
    - The view is awesome!
[12:30] ---
    Wow, it really is star-shaped.
[12:33] ---
    I'm next. Hurry, hurry!
[12:39] ---
    I do love a good rickshaw!
[12:45] ---
    Is this about right?
[12:48] ---
    You look stupid...
[12:50] ---
    Hurry and take it! This's embarrassing!
[12:53] ---
    Oh, fine, I'll just pose normally.
[12:55] ---
    Hell, no! Why did we come all this way?
[12:59] ---
    Don't think you're off the hook!
[13:00] ---
    Next it's YOUR turn.
[13:06] ---
    Awesome!
[13:10] ---
    I think...I can't help but like Otani.
[13:15] ---
    - Wow! Seriously yummy!
[13:16] ---
    - But...
[13:17] ---
    - If him knowing I like
    him makes things weird...
[13:17] ---
    - The Sea Monk sure knows
    how to pick ice cream!
[13:21] ---
    Then I'd rather things
    stayed like this forever.
[13:27] ---
    Excuse me!
[13:30] ---
    Will you take our picture?
[13:32] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[13:33] ---
    Thanks!
[13:35] ---
    Well, I'm taking it, folks.
[13:36] ---
    Haha, he said "folks".
[13:40] ---
    There.
[13:40] ---
    Thanks!
[13:42] ---
    Are you from the Kansai region?
[13:44] ---
    Yeah.
[13:45] ---
    Will you say "nande ya nen
    (Why the hell?)" for us?!
[13:48] ---
    ...Why the hell?
[13:50] ---
    Authentic!
[13:53] ---
    Hey, look... There's something
    scary over there...
[14:01] ---
    We're so sorry!
[14:04] ---
    That little guy was so cute!
[14:05] ---
    But who's the giant with him? His girlfriend?
[14:07] ---
    What? No waaay!
[14:11] ---
    I guess...
[14:13] ---
    to the average passerby I don't
    look like his girlfriend.
[14:17] ---
    Hey, Koizumi!
[14:19] ---
    What.
[14:21] ---
    I'll take your picture next.
[14:23] ---
    He went here in the magazine, right?
[14:28] ---
    I can't suddenly change and
    think of you as a girlfriend.
[14:32] ---
    I can see why Otani would feel that way.
[14:36] ---
    And if I can't become his girlfriend,
[14:38] ---
    it's pointless to have feelings for him.
[14:43] ---
    Koizumi?
[14:44] ---
    Oh, that's right - picture!
[14:46] ---
    Thanks. I'm up next.
[14:49] ---
    I give up.
[14:52] ---
    I'll just forget it happened and move on.
[14:58] ---
    Think we should head back
    to the rendezvous point?
[14:59] ---
    Guess so.
[15:02] ---
    What is it?
[15:05] ---
    My wallet!
[15:06] ---
    I dropped it!
[15:08] ---
    What does it look like?
[15:09] ---
    Red...round...and with a bunny.
[15:13] ---
    Think it's at the place
    we just took a picture?
[15:15] ---
    Let's go!
[15:40] ---
    They said no one turned it in.
[15:45] ---
    Let's go retrace our steps again
    - go everywhere we went today.
[15:49] ---
    Don't bother.
[15:51] ---
    I doubt we'll find it.
[15:54] ---
    And there was only 1000
    yen left in it anyway.
[15:57] ---
    Only 1000 yen??
[15:58] ---
    What kind of presents could
    you buy for 1000 yen?
[16:01] ---
    You're asking for bad karma, idiot!
[16:03] ---
    But it's almost time to
    meet up with the others!
[16:06] ---
    If we're late back there together,
    people will talk again!
[16:11] ---
    Then let them talk!
[16:17] ---
    Don't waste your time sulking
    - look for the wallet!
[16:22] ---
    Otani...
[16:24] ---
    Okay, I'll go look that way.
[16:26] ---
    Koizumi, you...
[16:30] ---
    Wh-what the hell?
[16:32] ---
    Was the wallet that important to you?
[16:35] ---
    No, you moron!
[16:37] ---
    Why're you callin' me a "moron"?
    I'm just being nice...
[16:39] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[16:42] ---
    What the hell is your problem!
[16:44] ---
    I'm trying...
[16:46] ---
    I'm trying to move on here!
[16:49] ---
    You're making it hard!
[16:51] ---
    When you're so nice like that...
[16:53] ---
    What's your problem?
[16:59] ---
    That hurts!
[17:01] ---
    What the hell...
[17:01] ---
    Sea....
[17:03] ---
    "See"?
[17:08] ---
    Sea...!
[17:10] ---
    Sea...!
[17:13] ---
    Sea Monk!!
[17:25] [SONG] ---
    Nice guy!
[17:28] ---
    W-w-woah there! You go talk to him!
[17:31] ---
    M-me?
[17:32] ---
    But there must be something you
    can say. Now's our chance to...
[17:37] ---
    That's my wallet!
[17:41] ---
    Oh, this is yours?
[17:44] ---
    I was about to turn it in to lost and found.
[17:46] ---
    Thanks!
[17:48] ---
    Sorry about that. I'm a bit farsighted.
[17:51] ---
    Are you kids on your school trip?
[17:53] ---
    Yes!
[17:53] ---
    Oh, crap, it's past our rendezvous time!
[17:56] ---
    What should we do?
[17:57] ---
    Let's run for it!
[17:58] ---
    Would you like a lift?
[18:02] ---
    We were about to take a
    taxi to the train station.
[18:06] ---
    Who's that?
[18:07] ---
    Monk! I'm tired! I wanna get in the car!
[18:12] ---
    Hey, I keep telling you to call me "Daddy."
[18:15] ---
    MRS. Sea Monk...
[18:18] ---
    Sea Monk...JR.
[18:20] ---
    ...He's married.
[18:22] ---
    Hey, son, would you call us a taxi?
[18:25] ---
    Me? Sure!
[18:27] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[18:29] ---
    Wow, you're short.
[18:31] ---
    Wait, do taxis even drive on this street?
[18:34] ---
    You're supposed to call for one on your cell.
[18:35] ---
    Um, are you here on a family vacation?
[18:37] ---
    Yes.
[18:38] ---
    He liked this place on tour, so
    he asked us to come back with him.
[18:42] ---
    He's got a scary face, but he's
    actually a very sweet man.
[18:48] ---
    Where did you guys meet?
[18:50] ---
    We went to high school together.
[18:54] ---
    So, you've been dating since high school?
[18:57] ---
    No.
[18:59] ---
    We didn't start dating until
    long after we graduated.
[19:03] ---
    I like you.
[19:05] ---
    He asked me out in high school...
[19:09] ---
    But I rejected him.
[19:12] ---
    We'd been friends for so long...
[19:14] ---
    that I just didn't see him
    as a potential boyfriend.
[19:19] ---
    But...
[19:20] ---
    Hey!
[19:22] ---
    It's here!
[19:23] ---
    - This way!
[19:23] ---
    - We're married and have a son together now.
[19:26] ---
    - Mommy!
[19:27] ---
    - You never know where life will take you.
[19:28] ---
    - Hurry, hurry!
[19:38] ---
    I guess that means a radish
    can become a hair crab...
[19:43] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:44] ---
    Nothing!
[19:45] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[19:48] ---
    She's right.
[19:50] ---
    Just look at me.
[19:52] ---
    - I didn't fall for Otani right away.
[19:53] ---
    - I love track 3 on the new album
[19:54] ---
    - At your last concert, I was so...!
[19:56] ---
    - Hey, I'M talking to him!
[19:57] ---
    - Otani might have given
    me a "sorry" for now.
[19:58] ---
    - I was here first!
[20:01] ---
    But maybe...
[20:03] ---
    Just maybe...
[20:04] ---
    - You're late!
[20:04] ---
    - After enough time has passed...
[20:05] ---
    - Sorry!
[20:06] ---
    Maybe he'll give me a different answer.
[20:17] ---
    So pretty!
[20:19] ---
    I don't need to force myself to give up yet.
[20:27] ---
    And we got to meet Sea Monk too.
[20:29] ---
    We sure are lucky people!
[20:33] ---
    Otani...
[20:38] ---
    Sorry.
[20:40] ---
    But I can't just forget
    everything that happened.
[20:43] ---
    So forget I said THAT.
[20:46] ---
    I really do like you, Otani.
[20:49] ---
    At least remember that.
[21:01] ---
    ...Okay.
[21:06] ---
    Why was there such a long pause?
[21:08] ---
    You always throw me off when you're serious!
[21:12] ---
    Aren't you just being too
    absent-minded all the time?
[21:15] ---
    What did you say?!
[21:17] ---
    You're the absent-minded one!
[21:19] ---
    WHO lost her wallet today?
[21:22] ---
    Th...that's a different matter!
[21:24] ---
    That's the SAME matter!
[21:26] ---
    That's that!
[21:27] ---
    - What the hell are you even saying?
[21:28] ---
    - Someday...
[21:29] ---
    - I'll make you regret turning me down.
[21:32] ---
    - So brace yourself!
[21:33] ---
    Shut up, you stupid idiot jackass!
[21:36] ---
    I like who I like.
[21:39] ---
    You got a problem with that?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    Otani, cutie, are you free this Christmas?
[23:23] ---
    Creeper.
[23:24] ---
    The guys at my junior high basketball
    team are throwing a party.
[23:26] ---
    Will Kanzaki be there?
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:29] ---
    Next episode, "Face Off Against The
    Ex?! Operation Breast Exposure!!"
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[23:32] ---
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E10 - A Fight with the Ex?! Operation Get the Milk!

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:17] ---
    Otani...
[01:21] ---
    Sorry.
[01:22] ---
    But I can't just forget
    everything that happened.
[01:25] ---
    So forget I said THAT.
[01:28] ---
    I really do like you, Otani.
[01:31] ---
    At least remember that.
[01:42] ---
    ...Okay.
[01:53] ---
    I like who I like.
[01:55] ---
    You got a problem with that?
SIGN    "Face Off Against The Ex?! Operation Breast Exposure!!"
[02:10] ---
    What's up with this? I'm
    falling out of the picture!
[02:13] ---
    Yeah, you look freaking lame.
[02:15] ---
    Please, Mrs. Sea Monk, take better pictures!
[02:18] ---
    Look at this one. You look
    really ugly in this one.
[02:21] ---
    What? There's more?
[02:25] ---
    What the hell is this!
[02:27] ---
    Give it back!
[02:28] ---
    Why should I? I took this with MY camera.
[02:31] ---
    I don't trust you with that
    picture in your possession!
[02:34] ---
    Maybe I should print out copies and paste
    them on the walls of the school hallway.
[02:37] ---
    I'm seriously slapping you!
[02:39] ---
    Is that the way you treat a guy you like?
[02:43] ---
    How can you say something like that?
[02:45] ---
    If you think about it, you're at fault
    for being mean in the first place!
[02:48] ---
    I'm TOTALLY gonna make copies!
[02:50] ---
    I'm gonna make, like, 100 copies and pass
    them out to people at the train station!
[02:54] ---
    I'm TOTALLY slapping you now!
[02:55] ---
    C'mon. Gimme your best shot.
[02:58] ---
    I've got the original data right here, buddy.
[03:00] ---
    Looks back to normal to me.
[03:01] ---
    TOO normal.
[03:04] ---
    Ah, crap.
[03:05] ---
    Otani has my largest weakness
    in the palm of his hand!
[03:08] ---
    Makes my stomach churn.
[03:09] ---
    Don't waste your time churning!
[03:11] ---
    You wanted to make Otani
    regret rejecting you, right?
[03:14] ---
    I know it's easy to think
    about it or speak about it...
[03:19] ---
    Shut up!
[03:20] ---
    And stop making that ugly face!
[03:21] ---
    Try remembering why he rejected you.
[03:24] ---
    Because he only saw you as
    a comedy partner, remember?
[03:27] ---
    Well, I guess so...
[03:29] ---
    Right?
[03:30] ---
    Then you need to STOP being
    a comedian like before!
[03:33] ---
    Unleash your femininity!
[03:34] ---
    My femininity?
[03:35] ---
    That's right.
[03:36] ---
    March forward with your breasts exposed!
[03:37] ---
    I can't do that!
[03:38] ---
    Yes you can, run a lap bare-breasted!
[03:39] ---
    I'll get arrested!
[03:40] ---
    You gotta show him what you're made of!
[03:44] ---
    Ohhhh?
[03:47] ---
    What's going on?
[03:48] ---
    Expose my breasts to show
    him what I'm made of?
[03:56] ---
    It's almost Christmas.
[04:00] ---
    My, how the year passes us by...
[04:03] ---
    You sound like my Grandma.
[04:05] ---
    That reminds me...
[04:08] ---
    Last year on Christmas,
[04:10] ---
    he broke his promise with his
    ex to spend the evening with me.
[04:15] ---
    She sure was cute.
[04:19] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[04:21] ---
    What kind of relationship
    did you and Kanzaki have?
[04:24] ---
    Where'd that come from?!
[04:25] ---
    I'm just curious.
[04:27] ---
    It was average.
[04:29] ---
    "Average," eh?
[04:30] ---
    What're ya saying?
[04:31] ---
    Nothin'.
[04:32] ---
    But I guess you guys weren't a comedy duo.
[04:43] ---
    Otani's former girlfriend...
[04:45] ---
    The girl Otani used to like...
[04:49] ---
    For Otani to like me in that way...
[04:53] ---
    What would I have to do?
SIGN    WacDonald's drive through
[04:59] ---
    What do you think I should
    give Darling for Christmas?
[05:02] ---
    Are you giving Suzuki something this year?
[05:04] ---
    Umm, I'm making him a sweater this year.
[05:10] ---
    Umm....
[05:12] ---
    It's okay, don't mind me.
[05:17] ---
    Risa, you don't have plans
    this Christmas, right?
[05:21] ---
    'Course not.
[05:22] ---
    Why not spend it with Otani?
[05:24] ---
    Tell him, "I wanna spend
    this special day together."
[05:25] ---
    Yes, yes.
[05:26] ---
    But he rejected me! I can't put
    myself out there - it's awkward.
[05:30] ---
    He already knows you like him,
[05:32] ---
    so I don't see how things
    can get any more awkward.
[05:35] ---
    I really do like you, Otani.
[05:38] ---
    At least remember that.
[05:41] ---
    That's a memory I didn't
    want in my head right now!
[05:42] ---
    Ahh, this's so embarrassing I could die!
[05:44] ---
    How could I have been so bold?
[05:45] ---
    What?
[05:46] ---
    Don't ask!
[05:47] ---
    Don't worry, don't worry.
[05:49] ---
    Romance is an embarrassing thing.
[05:51] ---
    Everyone battles against embarrassment
    as they fall in love.
[05:54] ---
    Nobuko, how did you and Nakao get together?
[05:57] ---
    Me?
[05:59] ---
    It happened on a cold,
    rainy winter's night...
[06:10] ---
    That's their boss, Nakao.
[06:12] ---
    I hear he sent 20 other
    punks to the hospital.
[06:16] ---
    Oooooh, how scary!
SIGN    Stray cat, someone please give him a home.
[06:36] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:37] ---
    I live in an apartment, so I can't take you.
[06:44] ---
    You really do like milk, don't ya, buddy.
[06:52] ---
    Then, one day,
[06:53] ---
    a bunch of rough punks had me
    surrounded, and the gang boss...
[06:56] ---
    That's enough.
[06:57] ---
    I put a love letter in his shoe box.
[06:59] ---
    That's enough!
[07:00] ---
    Just kidding.
[07:01] ---
    In our third year of middle
    school, we met at cram school.
[07:04] ---
    Cram school?
[07:05] ---
    So I was like, "I'd sure like to
    have a boyfriend like you, Nakao."
[07:08] ---
    Then he was like, "I'd like to have
    a girlfriend like you, Nobuko."
[07:12] ---
    Then we were like, "Wanna go out?"
[07:13] ---
    The rest is history.
[07:15] ---
    There was no drama whatsoever.
[07:16] ---
    But it's better that way! I hate drama.
[07:20] ---
    The guy you like likes you back...
[07:22] ---
    That's wonderful enough as it is.
[07:24] ---
    It's practically a miracle.
[07:26] ---
    Risa...
[07:27] ---
    Risa...
[07:28] ---
    Chiharu, you're the same!
[07:29] ---
    Yes?
[07:30] ---
    Without any drama, you and Suzuki
    miraculously wound up together.
[07:35] ---
    You should be thanking God every
    day for your good fortune.
[07:41] ---
    B-b-but I'm the only....damn it...why...
[07:45] ---
    Woah, is there alcohol in her drink?!
[07:47] ---
    D-don't worry, Risa, he didn't
    say he DOESN'T like you.
[07:51] ---
    She's right, Risa, hang in there!
[07:54] ---
    But! I just can't expose my breasts.
[07:57] ---
    Moron!
[07:58] ---
    Who told you to literally expose them?
[08:00] ---
    I meant to metaphorically
    expose your breasts!
[08:02] ---
    My metaphoric breasts?
[08:04] ---
    That's right!
[08:05] ---
    The metaphoric boobs sleeping
    deep within your bosom...
[08:08] ---
    Mine aren't as big as yours, Nouko...
[08:10] ---
    Size got nothin' to do with it!
[08:11] ---
    - Just shove 'em in his face! Shove 'em!
[08:12] ---
    - Nobuko, you shouldn't say that so loudly...
[08:14] ---
    You can do it if you try!
[08:17] ---
    She's right.
[08:18] ---
    You're really pretty, Risa!
[08:21] ---
    I'm pretty?
[08:22] ---
    Just unleash a LITTLE bit of your femininity,
[08:24] ---
    and Otani will fall like a brick!
[08:26] ---
    But...I'm a giantess.
[08:28] ---
    Or you're "tall like a model"!
    It's all perspective!
[08:31] ---
    I agree.
[08:36] ---
    Keep at it!
[08:41] ---
    Believe in a miracle!
[08:45] ---
    Believe in...a miracle?
[08:55] ---
    So that Otani might develop
    feelings for me someday...
[09:00] ---
    Okay! I'm gonna keep at it!
[09:02] ---
    I commence operations at Christmas!
[09:05] ---
    Yeah!
[09:06] ---
    Step One: buy him a Christmas present!
[09:09] ---
    Yeah!
[09:09] ---
    The boobs are coming out!
[09:11] ---
    Yeah...
[09:19] ---
    Otani, dearrrr.
[09:21] ---
    Do you have any plans on Christmas?
[09:26] ---
    Creeper!
[09:27] ---
    Why'm I a creeper?!
[09:28] ---
    Here I am trying to shove my
    metaphoric breasts in your f--
[09:36] ---
    Breasts?
[09:37] ---
    Um, well, are you free on Christmas?
[09:40] ---
    Christmas? Nope.
[09:45] ---
    It's over.
[09:46] ---
    Why?
[09:47] ---
    Why, you ask? Why're you busy?
[09:51] ---
    There's a Christmas party with
    my Jr. high basketball buddies.
[09:54] ---
    Oh...
[09:57] ---
    Is that the one Kanzaki invited you
    to last year, but you didn't go?
[10:01] ---
    Ah, yeah. Wow, you've got a good memory.
[10:03] ---
    How could I have forgotten that?
[10:06] ---
    Um, is Kanzaki going to that party, too?
[10:11] ---
    Well, I'm not sure...
[10:13] ---
    She probably will. She was
    the manager, after all.
[10:18] ---
    Damn, you make the most disgusting faces!
[10:21] ---
    What's your problem?!
[10:22] ---
    Nooooothin'.
[10:24] ---
    Listen, as I've said before,
[10:26] ---
    there's nothing between
    me and that chick anymore.
[10:29] ---
    "That chick"?
[10:30] ---
    He called her "that chick"
[10:32] ---
    Ahhhh! Madam, did you hear the news?
[10:35] ---
    He said there was nothing
    between him and "that chick".
[10:36] ---
    Isn't he such a COOL badass?
[10:39] ---
    WHAT is your problem!
[10:41] ---
    Nothing...
[10:44] ---
    Last year, he came to me instead.
[10:51] ---
    I promised you first, Koizumi.
[10:54] ---
    ...Even so, it was because
    of the Sea Monk concert.
[10:57] ---
    It wasn't like he chose to be with
    me over her because he likes me.
[11:01] ---
    I know that.
[11:02] ---
    I know that, but I was still happy.
[11:05] ---
    But now, without a Sea Monk ticket,
[11:08] ---
    all I am is a rejected giant.
[11:10] ---
    Oh, fine.
[11:11] ---
    He can go have a Merry Christmas
    with "that chick" this year.
[11:15] ---
    And if it results in getting
    back together with her,
[11:18] ---
    this giantess will be
    in no place to complain.
[11:22] ---
    Koizumi?
[11:27] ---
    Whazzup.
[11:28] ---
    You wanna come to the Christmas Party?
[11:31] ---
    What're you saying?
[11:33] ---
    I didn't go to your Jr. High.
[11:36] ---
    But we're allowed to bring guests.
[11:39] ---
    It may be called a "party,"
[11:40] ---
    but it's just gonna be a bunch of people
    playing basketball and goofing off.
[11:41] ---
    The more the merrier.
[11:44] ---
    Nakao's bringing his girlfriend, too.
[11:46] ---
    What? No one told me that.
[11:48] ---
    That's why I suggested we
    spend the Eve together.
[11:51] ---
    That way we can spend
    Christmas Day at the party.
[11:52] ---
    Ohhh. I like that idea.
[11:55] ---
    Right?
[11:56] ---
    So?
[11:57] ---
    You're free anyway, right?
[12:04] ---
    I am free!
[12:12] ---
    I ordered us a cake.
[12:14] ---
    But we can't eat it in the
    gym - we'll get in trouble.
[12:16] ---
    We'll be fine.
[12:18] ---
    Risa, Risa, time for your Christmas Attack!
[12:21] ---
    Close in on him with your boobs!
[12:25] ---
    Boobies!
[12:26] ---
    Boobies!
[12:27] ---
    Okay! Exes and anyone else, outta my way!
[12:33] ---
    I'm gonna shove my boobs in Otani's
    face and make him fall for me!
[12:38] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[12:41] ---
    It's Otani and Nakao!
[12:43] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[12:45] ---
    Otani, you're tiny as ever.
[12:48] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[12:50] ---
    I guess his ex isn't here yet.
[12:52] ---
    Otani, sucks for you!
[12:54] ---
    Kanzaki can't make it today.
[13:01] ---
    Did you guys get back together again?
[13:03] ---
    Nothing happened, guys.
[13:05] ---
    You're acting so weird.
[13:09] ---
    And you too! Your dazed
    smile is creeping me out!
[13:13] ---
    She's not coming!
[13:15] ---
    'Ello, 'ello?
[13:18] ---
    Is this Otani's new girlfriend?
[13:20] ---
    Seriously?
[13:21] ---
    Er, um...
[13:23] ---
    She's just a giantess from my class.
[13:25] ---
    So she's not his girlfriend.
[13:27] ---
    Seems that way.
[13:31] ---
    That hurt!
[13:33] ---
    Isn't there some other way
    you could've introduced me?
[13:35] ---
    You know, like, say something nice?
[13:37] ---
    I didn't say anything wrong!
[13:40] ---
    It was wrong on so many levels!
[13:45] ---
    You're not exposing your boobs -
    you're exposing your butt crack!
[13:48] ---
    Yeah, well...
[13:50] ---
    This doesn't seem like much
    of a Christmas party anyway.
[13:53] ---
    There's gonna be a cake later, I hear.
[13:55] ---
    Oh, yay.
[13:57] ---
    We're taking a little break.
[13:59] ---
    Sweat never seems to suit you, Darling.
[14:02] ---
    Nobuko, why don't you girls join in?
[14:05] ---
    I didn't bring shoes for it.
[14:06] ---
    I don't know how to play basketball.
[14:09] ---
    So why couldn't Kanzaki come?
[14:12] ---
    She suddenly had something she needed to do.
[14:15] ---
    And here we were, planning on
    getting those two back together.
[14:19] ---
    But she's got a boyfriend, right?
[14:22] ---
    There's a loophole for that!
[14:26] ---
    Woah, that was close!
[14:27] ---
    Otani really liked Kanzaki a lot.
[14:33] ---
    After they broke up, Otani was like a zombie.
[14:36] ---
    He really suffered some major damage.
[14:39] ---
    Yeah, I couldn't stand the sight of him.
[14:41] ---
    You never told me that.
[14:43] ---
    I thought Koizumi would be hurt if she knew.
[14:52] ---
    Risa!
[14:53] ---
    Hey, what were Otani and Kanzaki
    like when they were together?
[14:58] ---
    What were they like?
[15:00] ---
    Well, Otani was head-over-heels,
    for starters.
[15:03] ---
    Even before they were a thing, he
    was too nervous to speak around her.
[15:07] ---
    So we locked them alone in the
    gym closet together, as a joke.
[15:15] ---
    And after they came out, they were a couple.
[15:21] ---
    We have no idea what happened
    in that closet, though...
[15:23] ---
    Gee, I wonder what happened?
[15:25] ---
    Wh-wh-what the hell happened?!
[15:34] ---
    Payback from earlier!
[15:37] ---
    You guys're slacking off way too much!
[15:40] ---
    We're still in the middle of a game.
[15:41] ---
    No one told me that!
[15:43] ---
    You're taking this too seriously!
[15:46] ---
    If he's around a girl he likes,
    he's too nervous to talk...
[15:55] ---
    Risa...
[16:00] ---
    I freaking hate Christmas!!
[16:03] ---
    Hey, don't...what happened to
    your breasts? Your breasts!
[16:05] ---
    I don't care anymore.
[16:10] ---
    What're they doing?
[16:12] ---
    Hey, Otani, are ya interested in her?
[16:15] ---
    Why?
[16:17] ---
    Well, she's the complete
    opposite of your usual type.
[16:21] ---
    But she's fun.
[16:24] ---
    - Your boobs! Your boobs!
[16:25] ---
    - Fun, eh...
[16:27] ---
    I don't think I've ever
    met a girl as fun as her.
[16:30] ---
    Then you must really like her.
[16:33] ---
    Your boobs! Expose them! Expose them, Risa!
[16:37] ---
    Let me gooo!
[16:43] ---
    ...I'm not sure.
[16:48] ---
    So you see, Otani and...
[16:53] ---
    Let's get the others in on this.
[16:55] ---
    Yeah!
[16:56] ---
    Risa, we can't eat in the gym, so
    we're gonna have the cake outside.
[17:01] ---
    Oh, fine.
[17:03] ---
    Ah, but before that, you need
    to put this ball in the closet.
[17:09] ---
    Why do I have to do it?
[17:11] ---
    Never mind why.
[17:16] ---
    Ball.
[17:17] ---
    Oh, toss it.
[17:26] ---
    Hey! I just heard it click.
[17:33] ---
    I can't open it!
[17:34] ---
    You got a text, bro!
SIGN    Nobuko
SIGN    Expose boobs
[17:37] ---
    We'll let you out later. Good luck.
[17:45] ---
    Oh no...
[17:47] ---
    Who was it?
[17:49] ---
    Nobuko.
[17:51] ---
    What did she say?
[17:53] ---
    To expose my boobs...
[17:55] ---
    Woah, keep those creepy things covered!
[17:58] ---
    Ahh, they got us.
[18:02] ---
    Umph.
[18:03] ---
    "Umph"?
[18:05] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[18:07] ---
    When you were locked up with Kanzaki,
    you weren't this calm, were you.
[18:17] ---
    H-h-how do you know about that?
[18:20] ---
    Someone told me.
[18:22] ---
    WHO!
[18:23] ---
    He's getting slapped!
[18:24] ---
    What did you do...
[18:26] ---
    What...what the hell?
[18:28] ---
    Whaaaat diiiid youuuu doooo?
[18:32] ---
    In this small, dark place,
    what did you do to Kanzaki?
[18:36] ---
    I didn't do anything! We just talked!
[18:39] ---
    But you were too nervous to talk
    to her. So what did you talk about?
[18:43] ---
    Th....they told you THAT too??
[18:45] ---
    Damn it! I'm totally slapping th...!
[18:49] ---
    Did you ask her out then?
[18:53] ---
    Well...I guess I did that.
[18:57] ---
    So you liked her that much.
[18:59] ---
    Like I said...!
[19:06] ---
    Like I said...that happened a long time ago.
[19:10] ---
    I know that!
[19:12] ---
    That's not why I'm upset.
[19:22] ---
    Koizumi, you've been crying a lot lately.
[19:25] ---
    AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!
[19:26] ---
    Me?!
[19:27] ---
    Don't act surprised!
[19:29] ---
    Who else would make me cry?!
[19:31] ---
    I see...
[19:32] ---
    I guess that makes sense.
[19:34] ---
    You're really a moron.
[19:40] ---
    A miracle will never happen to me.
[19:44] ---
    What's this?
[19:46] ---
    A Christmas present.
[19:48] ---
    To me?
[19:50] ---
    I went through a lot of trouble buying it.
[19:52] ---
    And I'd feel awkward taking it back
    home with me, so you can have it.
[20:00] ---
    Oh, gloves!
[20:02] ---
    I've been wanting a pair.
[20:03] ---
    Well, isn't that nice.
[20:05] ---
    But I didn't get you a gift.
[20:08] ---
    I know that. I wasn't expecting one.
[20:12] ---
    It's really that serious?
[20:20] ---
    You're really that serious about me?
[20:27] ---
    Wha?! Why're you saying that?!
[20:30] ---
    But you started it!
[20:32] ---
    Don't you "but" me!
[20:33] ---
    Stop saying stuff that's better not said!
[20:37] ---
    Come on! Let me out, Nobuko!
[20:45] ---
    Why're ya smirking?
[20:47] ---
    I'm not.
[20:49] ---
    You ARE smirking!
[20:50] ---
    Am I?
[20:52] ---
    You think this is funny, don't you.
[20:56] ---
    I'm having fun.
[21:03] ---
    Risa...
[21:04] ---
    What's your problem?! Are
    you a rotten guy after all?
[21:07] ---
    C'est la vie.
[21:11] ---
    Shaddup!
[21:17] ---
    It's Christmas, for Christ's sake!
[21:20] ---
    Would it be too much to
    ask for a miracle today?
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    Kanzaki broke up with her boyfriend.
[23:23] ---
    Oh, crap! Otani's gonna slip
    back together with his ex!
[23:25] ---
    You really don't have enough adrenaline.
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:29] ---
    "Up A Creek Without A Paddle!
    Back Together With The Ex?!"
SIGN    "Up A Creek Without A Paddle! Back Together With The Ex?!"
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!

E11 - It's All Doomed! He's Getting Back Together With His Ex!?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:28] ---
    Atsushi...
[01:32] ---
    Risa, I didn't realize this until just now,
SIGN    "Up A Creek Without A Paddle! Back Together With The Ex?!"
[01:35] ---
    but, I think about you all the time.
[01:38] ---
    I like you.
[01:41] ---
    MINE AT LAST!
[01:42] ---
    CANE IS MINE, AT LAST!
SIGN    Cane Osugi: "hmhmhm"
[01:48] ---
    Death by heartgasm!
[01:53] ---
    Risa, I'm here to get you.
[01:55] ---
    It's almost time to go to the shrine.
[01:58] ---
    What're you doing?
SIGN    Sumiyoshi Taisha Shrine
[02:18] ---
    What?
[02:21] ---
    It certainly is extra crowded
    here on New Year's Eve.
[02:24] ---
    I wonder where Darling and the boys are?
[02:27] ---
    Status: this year is coming
    to an end without a miracle.
[02:33] ---
    Nobuko!
[02:34] ---
    Darling!
[02:36] ---
    Over here!
[02:39] ---
    Things just don't go perfectly
    like they do in video games.
[02:51] ---
    Hi.
[02:58] ---
    What?
[02:59] ---
    Death by heartgasm.
[03:04] ---
    Otani's got my heart on a string...
[03:07] ---
    And that really pisses me off.
[03:18] ---
    This year for sure, I shall be prosperous!
[03:22] ---
    Grant me with prosperity!
[03:30] ---
    You're funny.
[03:32] ---
    About that, WHY do you
    keep calling me "funny"?!
[03:35] ---
    It's a compliment.
[03:36] ---
    No. I KNOW you're mocking me.
[03:39] ---
    What a noisy person you are...
[03:41] ---
    It's that grin in particular
    that pisses me off...
[03:44] ---
    Ow! That hurts!
[03:46] ---
    We don't know them...
[03:48] ---
    Suzuki...
[03:59] ---
    See? Just look.
[04:00] ---
    They're laughing at you.
[04:03] ---
    I know, I know. I'm just a comedian.
[04:10] ---
    Let's split ways here.
[04:13] ---
    Good idea.
[04:14] ---
    Risa. Come.
[04:21] ---
    Listen, now's where you've gotta work hard.
[04:23] ---
    At what?
[04:24] ---
    At exposing the boobs you
    kept wrapped up at Christmas!
[04:29] ---
    A lady shouldn't say raunchy
    words like "boobs".
[04:33] ---
    What is with that lack of determination?
[04:36] ---
    A maiden's heart is full of ups and downs.
[04:39] ---
    It's New Year's, so you have an
    excuse to be with him ALL NIGHT.
[04:43] ---
    Wha..."All night"? Why
    are you so raunchy today?
[04:46] ---
    Nobuko. Hurry, let's go.
[04:48] ---
    I'm coming.
[04:50] ---
    Okay? You're gonna give it a go!
[04:57] ---
    Bye, Otani.
[04:58] ---
    Otani, make sure you take
    Risa all the way home.
[05:01] ---
    Sure.
[05:01] ---
    Bye-bye.
[05:02] ---
    See you later.
[05:07] ---
    What were you and Nobuko
    talking about just now?
[05:10] ---
    Nooooothin' much.
[05:12] ---
    Oh, really.
[05:17] ---
    What do ya wanna do?
[05:18] ---
    Are you sleepy?
[05:19] ---
    No...
[05:21] ---
    Then let's do something all night.
[05:24] ---
    Wha-wha...
[05:25] ---
    The arcade or karaoke is
    probably open until morning.
[05:27] ---
    It is New Year's, after all.
[05:30] ---
    ...Ah, that makes sense.
[05:33] ---
    Did ya just say something?
[05:34] ---
    I said nothing.
[05:36] ---
    The karaoke place by the train station
    just got in loads of Sea Monk songs.
[05:40] ---
    Really?! Let's go!
[05:42] ---
    Kick ass. It's an all-night karaoke fest.
[05:44] ---
    Yeah!
[05:46] [SONG] ---
    Yeah, I know Hokkaido is cold,
[05:48] [SONG] ---
    But worrying about it won't make no change
[05:50] [SONG] ---
    Got my bride and my son
    on the same cell phone.
[05:52] [SONG] ---
    "Family Plan" - I've got it made.
[05:55] [SONG] ---
    There be waves comin', but the ship sails on
[05:58] [SONG] ---
    This shit is sick - I'm takin'
    an expensive dog on a walk.
[06:01] [SONG] ---
    We walkin' under platinum shade.
[06:04] ---
    ...You're not determined enough!
[06:06] ---
    This has to be the stupidest
    "update" I could've heard!
[06:10] ---
    "We sang karaoke all night"?! What the heck!
[06:13] ---
    But, you know...
[06:15] ---
    Or is it something else?
[06:16] ---
    Are you still worried about Kanzaki?
[06:19] ---
    Of course I am.
[06:21] ---
    She's really pretty.
[06:23] ---
    And it just doesn't feel like
    Otani will ever fall for me.
[06:27] ---
    I wholeheartedly disagree!
[06:29] ---
    But he's already rejected me once.
[06:32] ---
    Didn't you decide to keep trying anyway?
[06:35] ---
    His ex is just that: his EX.
[06:37] ---
    You have plenty of good points
    she doesn't have, Risa!
[06:39] ---
    Like what?
[06:49] ---
    You think this is funny?!
[06:51] ---
    You're funny!
[06:52] ---
    You're funny and she's not!
[06:54] ---
    I'm funny?
[06:55] ---
    You know, Otani said you were funny, right?
[06:58] ---
    Why not try that approach? Win
    his heart through his funny bone!
[07:03] ---
    I see...Be funny...
[07:06] ---
    Make him laugh...then love!
[07:10] ---
    Good morning.
[07:13] ---
    Otani, dearrrrr!
[07:16] ---
    Good. Mor. Ning.
[07:20] ---
    What the hell?!
[07:21] ---
    Where're you - why're you here?!
[07:23] ---
    That's not the way to react.
[07:25] ---
    - How about a sigh? A sighhhh?
[07:27] ---
    - Stay back!
[07:29] ---
    - I don't want your stupidity
    to rub off on me!
[07:29] ---
    Risa sure is simpleminded...
[07:31] ---
    Lively even on her first day back.
[07:34] ---
    Any progress on Otani's end?
[07:38] ---
    Did he mention Risa at all?
[07:40] ---
    No, not really. Ah!
[07:44] ---
    ....No, not really.
[07:47] ---
    Darling, what was that "ah!" for?
[07:51] ---
    So you third year students are about
    to take your college entrance exams.
[08:02] ---
    - This is completely no good.
[08:04] ---
    - Make sure you stay in good health
[08:04] ---
    - How can I make things more
    lovey-dovey between us?
[08:05] ---
    - and keep up your diligent efforts...
[08:09] ---
    And for that matter, what would
    we BE like if we were lovey-dovey?
[08:14] ---
    Stupid.
[08:16] ---
    Aww!
[08:18] ---
    Gross! That'd happen NEVER.
[08:22] ---
    ...And that reminds me of when I was
    once a student many years ago...
[08:29] ---
    I told you not to yell.
[08:31] ---
    But you just told me Kanzaki and
    the "Giant Stallion" broke up!
[08:36] ---
    But Nakao never seems to
    be a reliable news source.
[08:39] ---
    No, it's different. This
    time I know it's for good.
[08:42] ---
    He ran into Kanzaki the other day
    and he heard from the horse's mouth.
[08:46] ---
    F-for real?
[08:48] ---
    She didn't tell him why they'd broken up,
[08:51] ---
    but we know it happened
    just before Christmas.
[08:53] ---
    THAT'S why she didn't come
    to the Christmas party...
[08:57] ---
    Does Otani know?
[08:59] ---
    Nope.
[09:00] ---
    Nakao didn't tell him - said
    he didn't want to confuse him.
[09:04] ---
    I see...
[09:05] ---
    I mean, the last time all it took was
    Kanzaki saying she wanted to talk...
[09:09] ---
    and he was SUPER confused.
[09:11] ---
    Y-yeah, he was...
[09:13] ---
    If she were to approach
    him with a wounded heart
[09:16] ---
    And Otani said something even
    slightly soothing to her...
[09:21] ---
    Death by heartgasm...
[09:22] ---
    And she said something sweet back...
[09:24] ---
    Death by heartgasm!
[09:26] ---
    Wait, wasn't it YOU who told me
    earlier that an ex was just an ex?!
[09:30] ---
    ...The situation has changed.
[09:40] ---
    Anyway, we have to do what
    it takes to keep Otani...
[09:42] ---
    from knowing that Kanzaki
    is freshly broken up.
[09:45] ---
    Yes!
[09:46] ---
    Which means Kanzaki is never to
    come up in conversation around him.
[09:49] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[09:50] ---
    And we must also fimd a system which
    prevents her from seeing him...
[09:55] ---
    We must...
[10:02] ---
    Hello.
[10:08] ---
    Hello.
[10:09] ---
    It's her!
[10:13] ---
    Oops!
[10:17] ---
    Did you come here to see Otani?
[10:20] ---
    Yes. Did he go home already?
[10:22] ---
    Yes, he went home already!
[10:24] ---
    I'm sooooo sorry.
[10:27] ---
    But he just went to the faculty
    lounge and he's coming right back.
[10:30] ---
    But we can't let him see her!
[10:32] ---
    Ah, that's right...
[10:34] ---
    I see.
[10:36] ---
    So he already went home...
[10:39] ---
    What is this overwhelming
    sense of guilt I feel?
[10:42] ---
    My heart...my heart is aching...
[10:45] ---
    Oh, did you girls come to the
    basketball Christmas party?
[10:51] ---
    Yeah!
[10:52] ---
    I thought so!
[10:53] ---
    I heard that lots of Atsushi's
    friends showed up,
[10:56] ---
    so I figured you might have been there.
[10:59] ---
    "Atsushi," eh...
[11:01] ---
    Actually, I hear they're all going
    to get together this Sunday to play.
[11:06] ---
    I'd love to have you girls there.
[11:08] ---
    Will you be there, Kanzaki?
[11:11] ---
    Yes.
[11:13] ---
    I'm in the mood to have fun
    with a crowd of people...
[11:18] ---
    Tug!
[11:19] ---
    That seriously tugged at my heartstrings.
[11:20] ---
    This's bad, man...
[11:24] ---
    So I guess it's true she's single now.
[11:29] ---
    Well, would you tell Atsushi
    about Sunday for me?
[11:33] ---
    Sure
[11:34] ---
    Thank you.
[11:36] ---
    Well, bye!
[11:38] ---
    She sure is cute.
[11:40] ---
    That's for sure...
[11:42] ---
    Hey, don't marvel over her cuteness!
[11:44] ---
    We just agreed to put her
    and Otani in a gym together!
[11:49] ---
    C...crap, you're right!
[11:50] ---
    NOW what'll we do?
[11:52] ---
    Sorry I'm laaaate!
[11:54] ---
    Yaaaaay.
[12:09] ---
    What's with you guys?
[12:13] ---
    Atsushi, dear...
[12:17] ---
    Someone! Someone save me! Please!
[12:19] ---
    How rude!
[12:22] ---
    Yeah, I know, comedy's all I'm good for.
[12:25] ---
    Who were you imitating back there?
[12:26] ---
    I was imitating Kanzaki.
[12:30] ---
    I just talked to her.
[12:32] ---
    She said the gang is
    playing basketball again.
[12:34] ---
    Yeah. Nakao told me.
[12:37] ---
    Risa!
[12:39] ---
    If Kanzaki came all the way to our school...
[12:41] ---
    knowing full well Nakao already told him...
[12:43] ---
    that means she came there JUST to see Otani!
[12:48] ---
    Koizumi, Nobuko, you're coming too, right?
[12:52] ---
    Yes, we are!
[12:54] ---
    Because! If Otani is there,
    you'll wonder what he's up to.
[12:57] ---
    Well...maybe, but...
[13:00] ---
    What if she puts on this face and says,
[13:01] ---
    "My boyfriend dumped me and I'm all alone..."
[13:04] ---
    Mark my words!
[13:06] ---
    Any red-blooded male will feel
    like doing SOMETHING about it.
[13:09] ---
    Oh, crap!
[13:10] ---
    What're you girls whispering about now?
[13:13] ---
    It can't happen!
[13:16] ---
    I might really be in trouble this time!
[13:18] ---
    I need to do something!
[13:28] ---
    'Ssup!
[13:30] ---
    Oh, there he is!
[13:34] ---
    Hey, there, we've been
    waiting for ya, Otani, dear.
[13:38] ---
    What's up...?
[13:41] ---
    These guys!
[13:42] ---
    You're right. These guys are trying to
    get Otani and Kanzaki back together.
[13:48] ---
    I'm sure everyone knows
    Kanzaki is single by now.
[13:52] ---
    Risa!
[13:54] ---
    Kanzaki is already here!
[14:03] ---
    Wh-what should I do?
[14:05] ---
    She's got the emo aura going already!
[14:07] ---
    Oh crap. Her posture screams, "I need a hug!"
[14:11] ---
    What's up with you guys?
[14:12] ---
    What're ya doing?
[14:13] ---
    Nothin', man.
[14:15] ---
    Risa! You gotta distract Otani before
    he gets sucked into her emo aura!
[14:19] ---
    Distract him?
[14:21] ---
    I don't care how - just stop those
    two from having a conversation!
[14:24] ---
    What's your deal, guys? Why're ya...
[14:29] ---
    That HURT!
[14:34] ---
    What was that for?!
[14:36] ---
    It was an act of chaos.
[14:37] ---
    You bitch! You're totally getting slapped!
[14:41] ---
    Jeez.
[14:42] ---
    Otani!
[14:48] ---
    W-will you teach me to play?
[14:52] ---
    Why're ya interested all of a sudden?
[14:54] ---
    Otani, dear. Check it out.
[14:58] ---
    Don't you see Kanzaki?
[14:59] ---
    Doesn't she look kinda sad to you?
[15:04] ---
    You should go talk to her.
[15:06] ---
    What's wrong? Did something happen to her?
[15:09] ---
    Why don't'cha ask her?
[15:21] ---
    Otani!
[15:29] ---
    Come on, hurry.
[15:38] ---
    That hurts!
[15:39] ---
    Owowowow!
[15:44] ---
    You guys, just cut it out!
[15:52] ---
    I can walk to Kanzaki by myself, thanks!
[15:55] ---
    And I'll teach you to play basketball later!
[16:07] ---
    Atsushi...
[16:11] ---
    What's up? Is something wrong?
[16:14] ---
    Ya just don't look so happy.
[16:18] ---
    I don't?
[16:19] ---
    Ah, lookin' good, I see?
[16:21] ---
    Let's watch a relationship
    reunion in the making!
[16:26] ---
    Otani, FTW!
[16:28] ---
    What the hell?!
[16:29] ---
    Atsushi?
[16:30] ---
    WHAT?!
[16:32] ---
    Uh, I didn't mean...
[16:41] ---
    Umm...the Giant Sta--...
[16:44] ---
    Er, I mean, how's your boyfriend?
[16:50] ---
    ...A couple weeks ago...we broke up.
[17:01] ---
    Risa.
[17:03] ---
    I think...it's best that I go home.
[17:07] ---
    Then I'll come with you!
[17:08] ---
    Don't. I want to be alone.
[17:16] ---
    Risa...
[17:32] ---
    Atsushi?
[17:33] ---
    What?
[17:36] ---
    Could we meet up sometime?
[17:40] ---
    There's something I want to talk about...
SIGN    Gymnasium
[17:54] ---
    I can guess what's happening right now.
[17:57] ---
    They're probably locked
    in the gym closet again.
[18:01] ---
    And by the time the door is unlocked,
    they'll be a couple again.
[18:08] ---
    What's this?
[18:09] ---
    A Christmas present.
[18:11] ---
    Do you really like me that much?
[18:14] ---
    You're funny.
[18:16] ---
    Compared to me...
[18:17] ---
    When I'm locked in a closet with
    him, all he does it laugh at me.
[18:22] ---
    I'm sure an awkward comedian can't
    hold a candle to a sweet ex.
[18:27] ---
    Well, fine!
[18:29] ---
    I don't care about Otani anymore.
[18:31] ---
    That jerk!
[19:01] ---
    Hey, fancy meeting you up here.
[19:09] ---
    You've been up here the whole time?
[19:12] ---
    You'll catch cold.
[19:14] ---
    What...are you doing?
[19:19] ---
    I had a hunch ya might be crying again
[19:22] ---
    Me? Crying?
[19:24] ---
    Why.
[19:25] ---
    Wow, you're ugly.
[19:28] ---
    Why?
[19:30] ---
    Why...what happened with Kanzaki?
[19:34] ---
    It's been so long since we've had
    a good talk that I'm exhausted.
[19:38] ---
    Because you were nervous?
[19:39] ---
    No, not really...
[19:42] ---
    I'm not sure why I'm tired, really.
[19:48] ---
    It sure is snowing.
[19:50] ---
    I wonder if it'll stick?
[19:56] ---
    Why're...
[20:02] ---
    You look stupid!
[20:07] ---
    WHAT is so funny about me!
[20:09] ---
    I don't know!
[20:14] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[20:21] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:23] ---
    Just talkin' to myself.
[20:26] ---
    Are they making progress?
[20:30] ---
    Looks like it.
[20:32] ---
    How about we swing round the karaoke
    place by the station again?
[20:38] ---
    Whenever Otani says or does something...
[20:42] ---
    I either fly to heaven or sink to hell...
[20:46] ---
    My world has begun to spin around
    in circles, with Otani as its axis.
[20:53] ---
    I'm so freakin' pissed!
[20:55] ---
    How can ya be? I've said
    nothing but nice things!
[20:58] ---
    Shaddup! You really do make my stomach churn!
[21:01] ---
    Is that a way to thank a guy for
    offering to take ya out to karaoke?!
[21:04] ---
    Oh, just shut up! Shut up!
[21:06] ---
    Stupid Giantess!
[21:08] ---
    - Shut up!
[21:08] ---
    - Could we meet up sometime?
[21:11] ---
    There's something I want to talk about...
[21:21] ---
    I don't think I can do that.
[21:24] ---
    Well, there's this real moron.
[21:28] ---
    And if I meet up with
    you, she'll probably cry.
[21:33] ---
    So...
[21:36] ---
    I'm sorry. I can't see you.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:20] ---
    Valentine's, the Sequel! I'm going
    for True Love Chocolate this time!
[23:22] ---
    True love? You mean you're expecting a kiss?
[23:25] ---
    What a weirdo.
[23:26] ---
    Don't go there!
[23:27] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:29] ---
    Next episode, "Reclaim Your Love! Improve
    Femininity with True Love Chocolate!!"
SIGN    "Reclaim Your Love! Improve Femininity with True Love Chocolate!!"
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!

E12 - Get Love Back! Level Up with Crush Chocolate!

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:24] ---
    Hey, fancy meeting you up here.
[01:29] ---
    You've been up here the whole time?
[01:31] ---
    You'll catch cold.
[01:34] ---
    Why're...
[01:37] ---
    You look stupid!
[01:42] ---
    WHAT is so funny about me!
[01:44] ---
    I don't know!
[01:49] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[01:55] ---
    How about we swing round the karaoke
    place by the station again?
[02:01] ---
    Whenever Otani says or does something...
[02:05] ---
    I either fly to heaven or sink to hell...
[02:09] ---
    My world has begun to spin around
    in circles, with Otani as its axis.
SIGN    "Reclaim Your Love! Boost Femininity with True Love Chocolate!!"
[02:28] ---
    Although...I've already been rejected once.
[02:32] ---
    So I don't have much
    confidence in my prospects.
[02:40] ---
    I had a hunch you might be crying again.
[02:44] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[02:49] ---
    What did he mean by that?
SIGN    Hope
[02:51] ---
    When he says things like that...
[02:52] ---
    How can't I embrace a little hope?
[02:56] ---
    You really suck!
[02:59] ---
    Go off and die!
[03:00] ---
    And why?
[03:01] ---
    You need to match up the
    corners when you staple!
[03:04] ---
    But they ARE matched up.
[03:05] ---
    Moron! SHOW me how matched they are!
[03:07] ---
    Just look at this. They're all messed up.
[03:10] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:11] ---
    You're starting to sound like
    a nagging mother-in-law!
[03:13] ---
    And you're like a rowdy step-son!
[03:15] ---
    Ohhh burrrrn. Tell me more.
[03:17] ---
    Shaddup! I didn't ask you to speak!
[03:19] ---
    What're they fighting about THIS time?
[03:22] ---
    Teacher told them to staple together
    our handouts for the next class.
[03:27] ---
    Jeez, all my careful
    stapling is going to waste.
[03:31] ---
    I can't read him.
[03:34] ---
    I can't read Otani's feelings.
[03:37] ---
    It's almost as if his heart is a ramen
    booth on the other side of a thick fog...
[03:41] ---
    So hazy.
[03:44] ---
    Don't you have a more
    flowery sounding metaphor?
[03:46] ---
    Just coming up with that
    one took all my power.
SIGN    Self-study
[03:56] ---
    But you guys are really starting
    to look like things are going well!
[03:59] ---
    Seriously?
[04:00] ---
    Seriously! Just a little more
    and you're totally there!
[04:03] ---
    Totally where?
[04:05] ---
    At the top of Otani's Risa Ranking Chart!
SIGN    Risa Koizumi Ranking
SIGN    By Otani
[04:08] ---
    Like he has one.
[04:09] ---
    At the very least, you've defeated Kanzaki.
[04:13] ---
    You really think so?
[04:14] ---
    Yes! You just need one
    big PUSH over the hill!
[04:17] ---
    And ya know, it's almost Valentine's Day.
[04:19] ---
    So give him some chocolate...
[04:22] ---
    Chocolate, eh...
[04:24] ---
    That's right, I never ended up
    giving him chocolate last year.
[04:31] ---
    No thanks.
[04:33] ---
    Ah, crap!
[04:34] ---
    If he says "no thanks" like last year,
[04:36] ---
    I won't be able to recover this time!
[04:39] ---
    Don't talk like that, dear.
[04:41] ---
    Unless you're fine with the other
    girls giving him chocolate.
[04:44] ---
    I don't want that either!
[04:45] ---
    Right?
[04:50] ---
    I just can't do it!
[04:51] ---
    Otani already knows I like him!
[04:54] ---
    There's nowhere I can run or hide
    if I give him true-love chocolate!
[04:57] ---
    Well, DUH!
[04:59] ---
    Did ya really think you could fake him
    out with "obligatory chocolate" again?
[05:02] ---
    But it's like asking him out all over again.
[05:04] ---
    I can't do it.
[05:05] ---
    No "can't"s. Yes, you CAN!
[05:10] ---
    But how should I do it?!
[05:12] ---
    What a lively pair.
[05:14] ---
    Do they even realize class is in session?
[05:24] ---
    Hey...
[05:25] ---
    Hmm?
[05:27] ---
    Last year on Valentine's Day...did
    anyone give you chocolate?
[05:31] ---
    Sure did.
[05:32] ---
    Wh-who did?!
[05:35] ---
    You know...the girls who always
    watch basketball practice.
[05:39] ---
    Those cows...
[05:41] ---
    It was just obligatory chocolate, though.
[05:43] ---
    How do you know?
[05:44] ---
    I just do.
[05:46] ---
    They've been squealing over
    this new guy on the team.
[05:49] ---
    They completely ignore me now.
[05:53] ---
    Not like I really care.
[05:55] ---
    Because I'm sure I'll at least
    get chocolate from one person.
[06:00] ---
    From you, right?
[06:01] ---
    Wh-what? M-me?
[06:04] ---
    You're not?
[06:08] ---
    ...You want some?
[06:10] ---
    I do. So?
[06:14] ---
    Well, if you INSIST, I
    guess I can give ya some...
[06:19] ---
    Why the smug look on your face!
[06:22] ---
    Ah, but I've been the
    receiver of gifts lately...
[06:27] ---
    I'll make it up to ya soon.
[06:33] ---
    He wants chocolate?
[06:36] ---
    I hope he realizes how much
    that's getting my hopes up.
[06:44] ---
    Bye then.
[06:45] ---
    See ya.
[06:46] ---
    Bye!
[07:00] ---
    Is it just me, or are we
    actually making progress?
[07:14] ---
    If he wants chocolate
    from me that must mean...
[07:19] ---
    Risa.
[07:21] ---
    Miss Koizumi! Long time no see.
[07:24] ---
    Haruka! And Seiko!
[07:26] ---
    What's up? You guys shopping?
[07:27] ---
    The Home Ec. Club is making
    chocolates for Valentine's Day.
[07:30] ---
    So we're out to buy the ingredients.
[07:33] ---
    Miss Koizumi, would you like to make
    chocolates for Mr. Otani with us?
[07:38] ---
    If we team up, we can share
    the cost of the ingredients.
[07:41] ---
    You've got a point.
[07:43] ---
    Then...
[07:46] ---
    You're giving chocolates
    to that little pipsqueak?
[07:48] ---
    Do I get any?
[07:49] ---
    Sure. You'll get some.
[07:51] ---
    That sounded very "not like I care"-ish!
[07:55] ---
    Oh, please...
[07:57] ---
    I see no problem.
[07:58] ---
    Mr. Haruka, your girlfriend
    will still give you chocolate.
[08:01] ---
    You've got a girlfriend?
[08:03] ---
    Yeah... Seven of them.
[08:05] ---
    Seven??
[08:07] ---
    I'm dating many different types of
    girls at once to boost my masculinity.
[08:11] ---
    For the sake of the day when
    Risa will finally be mine...
[08:13] ---
    At least date them one at a time, won't ya?
[08:15] ---
    I have little life remaining.
[08:19] ---
    Perhaps only 90 years...
[08:22] ---
    That's freaking old!
[08:23] ---
    Miss Koizumi! How are things with Mr. Otani?
[08:26] ---
    Are you both super in love?
[08:30] ---
    Well...I guess I haven't
    been keeping you updated.
[08:37] ---
    He rejected you?!
[08:40] ---
    That's BS!
[08:41] ---
    Why did he reject you?!
[08:44] ---
    Well, he said he doesn't see
    me as girlfriend material...
[08:48] ---
    Oh no!
[08:49] ---
    Don't make me say any more
    - I'd rather forget it.
[08:52] ---
    This can't be!
[08:53] ---
    That little pipsqueak! I'll suck
    him up in a vacuum cleaner!
[08:57] ---
    Wait a minute, why're ya giving
    him chocolate if he rejected you?
[09:00] ---
    "Rejected you"? Don't remind me.
[09:02] ---
    But don't I have a point?
[09:04] ---
    If he rejected you, screw him!
[09:05] ---
    Why're ya giving him chocolate?
[09:07] ---
    Because...she still likes him.
[09:10] ---
    Seiko!
[09:11] ---
    You of all people would understand
    the woes of a woman's heart!
[09:15] ---
    Oh, I do understand!
[09:16] ---
    I have a woman's heart!
[09:18] ---
    Shut up, SEISHIRO.
[09:19] ---
    That's SEIKO.
[09:20] ---
    I have a woman's heart!
[09:21] ---
    I don't need to waste time
    understanding a woman's heart.
[09:24] ---
    Come on, Risa!
[09:26] ---
    Just give up on that moron!
    He doesn't appreciate you!
[09:31] ---
    Right?
[09:34] ---
    It's okay.
[09:35] ---
    I'm prepared to wait until he likes me back.
[09:39] ---
    And besides, we seem to be making progress.
[09:41] ---
    - Miss Koizumi!
    - Risa!
[09:43] ---
    Go for it, girl! I'm totally rooting for you!
[09:46] ---
    Thank you! I will!
[09:49] ---
    Damn...he's gonna pay. That little pipsqueak!
[10:01] ---
    That's right.
[10:02] ---
    I don't mind waiting.
[10:04] ---
    There's no need to panic.
[10:06] ---
    He can just gradually become my slave.
[10:13] ---
    Koizumi.
[10:14] ---
    Whaaaat?
[10:15] ---
    Gross!
[10:16] ---
    Why're ya being so chipper?
[10:18] ---
    No reason.
[10:20] ---
    What's up?
[10:21] ---
    Check this out.
SIGN    Sea Monk
SIGN    Special Release!!
SIGN    "Three Times A Monk"
[10:23] ---
    You've gotta listen to it.
[10:23] ---
    This's totally happening.
[10:24] ---
    For real?!
[10:25] ---
    Then we must buy it!
[10:27] ---
    He'll probably also go on tour to promote it.
[10:30] ---
    You're right...Wow, I'm freaking ecstatic!
[10:33] ---
    I'm totally going.
[10:35] ---
    Me too!
[10:36] ---
    Of course you are.
[10:38] ---
    Who else would I go see Sea Monk with?
[10:43] ---
    I see.
[10:45] ---
    We'd better get our tickets
    before they sell out.
[10:51] ---
    Haruka!
[11:00] ---
    What's your deal, man?!
[11:02] ---
    I am Haruka Fukagawa.
[11:03] ---
    A rather attractive 17 year old.
[11:05] ---
    I am Risa's childhood friend...
[11:06] ---
    That's not what I was asking!
[11:07] ---
    Woah, Haruka, what're you...
[11:11] ---
    Hey, what's going on here?
[11:14] ---
    Beats me.
[11:15] ---
    Hey, little pipsqueak.
[11:17] ---
    Again, WHAT is your problem?
[11:19] ---
    I hear you rejected Risa!
[11:24] ---
    Seriously?!
[11:24] ---
    Risa likes him?
[11:26] ---
    Will the comedy duo break up?
[11:28] ---
    Isn't this a bit?
[11:29] ---
    Is this for real?
[11:33] ---
    So come on, spit it out.
[11:34] ---
    What is it about Risa that repulses you?
[11:38] ---
    Wait, Haruka...!
[11:40] ---
    Well...like I said...it's hard to explain...
[11:44] ---
    Wait, why do I have to
    give YOU an explanation?!
[11:47] ---
    Shut up!
[11:48] ---
    If you don't want to be with Risa,
    then stay the hell away from her!
[11:51] ---
    Instead of pretending to like
    her, toying with her heart--
[11:54] ---
    What are you, a lady killer?!
[11:56] ---
    You've got me all wrong, moron!
[11:58] ---
    Then why did you--
[11:59] ---
    Haruka!
[12:01] ---
    That hurt!
[12:02] ---
    C'mere.
[12:03] ---
    Ouch, ouch, what'd I do?!
[12:15] ---
    So he really did reject her.
[12:17] ---
    The DOG.
[12:18] ---
    And I thought they were so close.
[12:20] ---
    I feel sorry for Koizumi!
SIGN    Prick
[12:24] ---
    Um...
[12:25] ---
    Do something, guys!
[12:27] ---
    I'm on Team Risa.
[12:29] ---
    And I'm on Team Nobuko.
[12:32] ---
    There're no such teams!!
[12:34] ---
    Seriously...
[12:36] ---
    Would ya PLEASE stop blurting out stuff?
[12:38] ---
    But he's horrible.
[12:40] ---
    In what way?
[12:41] ---
    He rejected you, but he smiles on
    vapidly as if nothing happened.
[12:45] ---
    There should be a limit to how
    thoughtless a person can be.
[12:47] ---
    I don't care!
[12:48] ---
    I TOLD Otani to act like nothing happened!
[12:52] ---
    I told him to just carry on like he used to.
[12:57] ---
    ...But even so...
[12:58] ---
    I'm fine with it!
[13:00] ---
    But...
[13:01] ---
    Stop messing things up! I'm
    gonna bite your head off!
[13:04] ---
    But I was just trying to help...
[13:07] ---
    Yeah, I get it. Thanks.
[13:09] ---
    But I don't need your help.
[13:10] ---
    I've gotta do this on my own.
[13:13] ---
    Risa...
[13:14] ---
    So just leave me alone.
[13:17] ---
    You understand?
[13:21] ---
    I don't understand!
[13:22] ---
    Why not?
[13:24] ---
    Oh, whatever!
[13:25] ---
    I don't know you anymore!
[13:28] ---
    Koizumi...
[13:29] ---
    How brave! What a good girl.
[13:32] ---
    Otani, you moron!
[13:33] ---
    How could you reject such a good girl?
[13:36] ---
    How cruel...you're just too cruel!
[13:38] ---
    Wait a minute, you jackals!
[13:40] ---
    Hear me out...
[13:42] ---
    Don't worry about what Haruka just said.
[13:47] ---
    Sure...
[13:52] ---
    We just wanted to say,
    we're all Team Koizumi!
[13:55] ---
    Koizumi FTW!
[13:57] ---
    FTW!
[13:58] ---
    W-wait a minute. What's going on here?
[14:01] ---
    Don't worry.
[14:02] ---
    Everyone's on your team!
[14:04] ---
    So venture forth with no regrets!
[14:06] ---
    Ah, okay...
[14:08] ---
    I don't really get it, but, I'm doing this.
[14:31] ---
    Do you think I'm thoughtless?
[14:35] ---
    Am I a lady killer who toys with hearts?
[14:39] ---
    You were toying with her?
[14:40] ---
    Of course I wasn't!
[14:42] ---
    But what do you think the
    situation is REALLY like?
[14:44] ---
    With Koizumi.
[14:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:48] ---
    ...Do you like her?
[14:50] ---
    If I had to pick between liking and
    disliking, of course I like her.
[14:54] ---
    Could she be your girlfriend?
[14:57] ---
    About that...
[14:59] ---
    It feels weird?
[15:01] ---
    Really?
[15:03] ---
    I mean, when you say "girlfriend"...
[15:06] ---
    That means Koizumi and
    I would kiss and stuff.
[15:20] ---
    You think it's a bit funny, don't'cha.
[15:23] ---
    Not really.
[15:24] ---
    You smirked!
[15:27] ---
    Aw, crap.
[15:28] ---
    Now I'm sweating.
[15:30] ---
    Well, if ya ask me, I figured it was only
    a matter of time before you two dated.
[15:35] ---
    Why?
[15:37] ---
    Because everything you say implies
    that you have feelings for her.
[15:41] ---
    Like when?
[15:42] ---
    Like after you met with Kanzaki.
[15:45] ---
    Nobuko told me everything.
[15:48] ---
    I had a hunch ya might be crying.
[15:51] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[15:55] ---
    But all I was doing was saying
    what I was thinking...
[15:58] ---
    And also, you asked Koizumi to get
    you Valentine's Day chocolate.
[16:02] ---
    But that was only because I like
    chocolate. Don't read into it...
[16:05] ---
    ...Said the natural lady killer.
[16:08] ---
    Idiot! You're wrong! What made ya say that?
[16:11] ---
    Just for your information,
[16:13] ---
    Every little thing you say or do
    can really affect Koizumi's mood.
[16:25] ---
    D...don't scare me like that.
[16:29] ---
    But it's true.
[16:34] ---
    Circle up!
[16:36] ---
    Yes, sir!
[16:41] ---
    All done!
[16:53] ---
    I wonder if we made too much?
[16:55] ---
    Don't worry, it'll be fine!
[16:59] ---
    I guess Darling is still
    at basketball practice.
[17:02] ---
    It's a day early, but I wanna give him
    his chocolate while it's still fresh.
[17:05] ---
    Risa, wanna bring yours too?
[17:07] ---
    Hell, yes!
[17:08] ---
    I'm even gonna gift wrap it!
[17:10] ---
    You're really gonna go through with this?
[17:12] ---
    Shut up, you.
[17:13] ---
    Leave me alone.
[17:15] ---
    Do I get some?
[17:16] ---
    Nope.
[17:17] ---
    Just eat the stuff you made.
[17:20] ---
    But you promised you'd give me chocolate!
[17:23] ---
    What's the use in giving that runt chocolate?
[17:25] ---
    It'll just stunt his growth!
[17:27] ---
    He needs his nutrients...
[17:32] ---
    Aw, crap.
[17:33] ---
    Now I'm nervous.
[17:35] ---
    I'm gonna go pee...
[17:48] ---
    Thanks to Haruka, I'm
    even more determined now.
[17:51] ---
    Nowhere to run or hide for me.
[17:53] ---
    This is honest-to-god true love chocolate.
[17:57] ---
    You'd better accept it, Otani.
[17:59] ---
    This chocolate symbolizes my feelings!
[18:09] ---
    What?
[18:10] ---
    Why the long pause...
[18:13] ---
    This... isn't obligatory chocolate, right?
[18:16] ---
    Right.
[18:18] ---
    C-can we call it obligatory chocolate?
[18:23] ---
    What the hell?
[18:24] ---
    Do you mean you won't accept
    it if it's because I like you?
[18:28] ---
    But you SAID you wanted chocolate!
[18:31] ---
    Well...I did say that, but...
[18:35] ---
    So are you saying...you
    can't accept my feelings?
[18:45] ---
    ...Yeah.
[18:50] ---
    Otani!
[18:51] ---
    Coach is calling you.
[18:53] ---
    He wants you in the faculty lounge.
[18:55] ---
    Sorry.
[18:56] ---
    I've gotta go.
[18:59] ---
    Wait...
[19:01] ---
    Sorry, did I intrude?
[19:03] ---
    Nope.
[19:11] ---
    Jeez! Hurry!
[19:14] ---
    Risa, I'm so sorry!
[19:15] ---
    Darling blabbed to Otani!
[19:19] ---
    Did I blab?
[19:25] ---
    "Don't be nice to me if you're not
    romantically interested in me."
[19:28] ---
    I can't say anything cool like that.
[19:32] ---
    But, even if he's not romantically
    interested in me...
[19:34] ---
    If he's nice to me, then I gain
    the strength to persevere!
[19:45] ---
    That hurt...
[19:50] ---
    Because I'm a moron!
[19:57] ---
    Keep it!
[20:00] ---
    I told you, I can't.
[20:01] ---
    Why not!
[20:03] ---
    I can't accept your heartfelt chocolate
    when my feelings are half-assed...
[20:07] ---
    What are you, an extremist?!
[20:08] ---
    You think this is a heroic gesture?!
[20:12] ---
    I don't really think you're
    a thoughtless lady killer.
[20:17] ---
    You haven't done anything wrong.
[20:20] ---
    If anyone's wrong it's me! For not
    giving up on you after being rejected.
[20:25] ---
    So...
[20:26] ---
    Regardless of whether you like me or hate me,
[20:28] ---
    I want you to always tell
    me what's on your mind!
[20:35] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:41] ---
    For starters, do keep that.
[20:43] ---
    Sorry it's true-love chocolate.
[20:52] ---
    ...Okay.
[20:54] ---
    Good.
[20:58] ---
    I don't care how long it takes.
[21:03] ---
    As long as he falls for
    me little by little...
[21:10] ---
    I never cease to amaze myself - why
    do crazy girls always fall for me?
[21:14] ---
    Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
[21:16] ---
    I was just telling you what was
    on my mind - like you asked.
[21:19] ---
    Well, I guess I did ask for that...
[21:22] ---
    Hey.
[21:24] ---
    Is this your idea of a sick joke?
SIGN    Stupid Runt
[21:27] ---
    Hmph! I swapped them.
[21:29] ---
    No way was I gonna let that
    moron eat Risa's chocolate!
[21:37] ---
    The Valentine's Day gods must hate me.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:20] ---
    Koizumi! You came to my house, didn't ya.
[23:22] ---
    The two of us. Alone. In Otani's bedroom...
[23:24] ---
    But I don't feel like doing anything.
[23:26] ---
    I'll MAKE ya feel like it!
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com
[23:30] ---
    Next episode, "Fever! First
    Kiss In His Bedroom?"
SIGN    "Fever! First Kiss In His Bedroom?"
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!

E13 - Fever! My First Kiss in His Room?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:20] ---
    This isn't obligatory chocolate, right?
[01:23] ---
    Right.
[01:25] ---
    C-can we call it obligatory chocolate?
[01:29] ---
    What the hell?
[01:30] ---
    Do you mean you won't accept
    it if it's because I like you?
[01:33] ---
    Coach is calling you.
[01:34] ---
    He wants you in the faculty lounge.
[01:36] ---
    Sorry.
[01:37] ---
    I've gotta go.
[01:40] ---
    Wait...
[01:50] ---
    That hurt...
[01:56] ---
    I'm a moron!
[02:02] ---
    Keep it!
SIGN    "Fever! First Kiss In His Bedroom?"
[02:20] ---
    According to Nakao, Otani still
    doesn't want me to be his girlfriend.
[02:27] ---
    It feels weird...
[02:29] ---
    Really?
[02:32] ---
    ...Apparently.
[02:40] ---
    Feels weird?
[02:41] ---
    But why?
SIGN    Class 2-3
[02:58] ---
    It's cold!
[03:01] ---
    What's that?
[03:03] ---
    Just look at my forehead.
[03:06] ---
    After a whole week it's still red.
[03:08] ---
    Would ya believe it's from a
    VALENTINE'S BOX hitting me?
[03:10] ---
    Totally impossible.
[03:12] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:15] ---
    You're really a menace.
[03:17] ---
    I oughtta have you arrested
    for involuntary manslaughter.
[03:20] ---
    Manslaughter?
[03:22] ---
    I don't get it.
[03:23] ---
    I'M the one who doesn't get it.
[03:26] ---
    Is that the way a girl is supposed
    to give chocolate to a guy she likes?
[03:32] ---
    Keep it!
[03:35] ---
    It's your fault for saying the wrong thing!
[03:38] ---
    What was wrong about what I said?
[03:40] ---
    It took me a freaking long time to
    come up with that honest answer.
[03:42] ---
    Yet you ignore me and
    throw chocolate at me...
[03:45] ---
    And yell at me...
[03:47] ---
    And THEN, when I open the box...
[03:48] ---
    There was pink poop on my chocolate.
[03:51] ---
    But that wasn't my fault!
[03:53] ---
    Haruka exchanged his with mine!
[03:55] ---
    C'mon, I gave you your actual
    chocolate eventually.
[04:04] ---
    Nakao's report, part B...
[04:07] ---
    If Koizumi and I are dating,
    that means we'll have to kiss...
[04:14] ---
    ...You think it's funny, don't'cha.
[04:16] ---
    ...is what he apparently said.
[04:23] ---
    W-what now?
[04:31] ---
    The next time we meet, it
    will be in a court of law!
SIGN    Plaintiff
[04:33] ---
    And I'll sue your ass for contempt!
SIGN    Defendant
[04:35] ---
    Bring it on, bitch!
[04:40] ---
    Was Koizumi really rejected?
[04:42] ---
    They look the same as always to me.
[04:55] ---
    There should be a limit to
    how rude a person can be!
[04:58] ---
    Smoooooch.
[05:00] ---
    Smoooch...
[05:05] ---
    What's so funny, you two?
[05:07] ---
    We were wondering if Otani's
    lips could reach yours.
SIGN    Otani
SIGN    Risa
SIGN    Smoooooooch!
[05:12] ---
    Well, of course he'd...
[05:17] ---
    Smoooooch
[05:20] ---
    ...It's funny. The image is too funny.
[05:23] ---
    Right?
[05:24] ---
    But the whole question is moot anyway.
[05:26] ---
    We're not even dating.
[05:28] ---
    Why not?
[05:30] ---
    If you keep talking that way,
    you'll lose your chance.
[05:32] ---
    If a little push won't work, then push him
    until he falls unconscious-over-heels for you!
[05:37] ---
    That's more your style, Seiko, not mine.
[05:40] ---
    Ah-hah!
[05:42] ---
    That reminds me, Seiko, you've
    actually kissed Otani.
[05:47] ---
    That sure looked cute.
[05:50] ---
    Awww, you're making me blush!
[05:55] ---
    Don't blush, don't blush.
[05:59] ---
    Whatevs. It's not like I even
    WANT to kiss Otani anyway.
[06:10] ---
    That puts you below grade
    school level dating, Risa.
[06:13] ---
    How old ARE you?
[06:14] ---
    Yes, yes, I'm just a widdle toddwer.
[06:16] ---
    I've never been kissed.
[06:19] ---
    Then why do you want to be his girlfriend?
[06:22] ---
    Wh-why?
[06:24] ---
    To hold hands walking down the street...
[06:27] ---
    To smooch...
[06:28] ---
    Or to flirt and snuggle, right?
[06:31] ---
    N...not really.
[06:32] ---
    Just drop it.
[06:34] ---
    Risa and Otani have...
SIGN    SEA
[06:38] ---
    ..."YAY! SEA MONK!"
[06:40] ---
    That's as passionate as they'll ever get.
[06:43] ---
    Oh, how utterly cute.
[06:45] ---
    Stop making fun of me!
[06:52] ---
    Really! I'm surrounded by rude people!
[07:09] ---
    Oh crap, oh crap.
[07:10] ---
    It can't help but be funny!
[07:43] ---
    Why the hell must you be so tiny?!
[07:45] ---
    My stomach is really starting to churn!
[07:47] ---
    Wha...what's your problem?!
[07:49] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[07:58] ---
    Hey, wait up.
[08:01] ---
    What is it.
SIGN    Ticket-ping
[08:04] ---
    It's yours.
[08:05] ---
    It's on me.
[08:07] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Sea Monk
SIGN    The Guts-Guts Sea Monk Concert (Thurs.)
SIGN    Standing room
[08:11] ---
    Is....is...is this...?!
[08:17] ---
    It's a ticket to Sea Monk's concert!
[08:19] ---
    It's payback for Christmas and Valentine's.
[08:22] ---
    It'd be a pain to have to carry it
    around with me until White Day...
[08:25] ---
    So you can have it now.
[08:26] ---
    Seriously?!
[08:29] ---
    Of course.
[08:30] ---
    I didn't stand in line all night for nothing.
[08:32] ---
    Wait, what's this? Row 3?! That
    means I'll be in the front!
[08:36] ---
    You'll get to see Sea Monk's blackheads!
[08:39] ---
    Totally awesome! Otani FTW!
[08:41] ---
    Go on, go on.
[08:43] ---
    Otani, a man among men!
[08:45] ---
    Otani, so handsome!
[08:47] ---
    Well, well...
[08:49] ---
    Woah! What if I catch Sea Monk's eye?
[08:51] ---
    Forget the eyes - if you
    reach out, you can TOUCH him!
[08:54] ---
    Maybe he remembers us from Hokkaido?
[08:57] ---
    And maybe he'll take us backstage?
[09:00] ---
    Yay! Sea Monk!
[09:11] ---
    Th-thank you, sweetie.
[09:14] ---
    I accept your invitation.
SIGN    ohohohoho
[09:16] ---
    Who the hell ARE you...?
[09:44] ---
    So? When is the concert?
[09:46] ---
    The day after the last day of school.
[09:49] ---
    Whatever. I'm secure with my toddler-status.
[09:52] ---
    I didn't say nothin'.
[09:54] ---
    But hey, you'll get to have him
    all to yourself - it's a date!
[09:57] ---
    A DATE? Nah, it's nothing sexy like that...
[10:03] ---
    THEN YOU GOTTA MAKE IT SEXY, YOU STUPID KID!
[10:06] ---
    Are you gonna let your true-love
    chocolate momentum go to waste?
[10:10] ---
    Go for the gold! Become
    a lady he must smooch!
[10:13] ---
    Smooooch!
[10:14] ---
    Enough with the kissing sound effects!
[10:15] ---
    You're starting to sound like a mouse!
[10:33] ---
    Darling!
[10:35] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[10:37] ---
    Our time apart always passes like molasses!
[10:39] ---
    I missed you!
[10:41] ---
    Good work, son.
[10:41] ---
    - Me too, Nobuko, I missed you!
[10:42] ---
    - You look bored.
[10:44] ---
    - I'm scared that you'll throw
    something at me for making you wait.
[10:44] ---
    - Oh, realllly? I'm so happy you missed me!
[10:48] ---
    - I'm not throwin' nothin'.
[10:49] ---
    Ah, good.
SIGN    handkerchief on standby ->
    Drama at 21:00.
SIGN    Study all day
SIGN    Last Part!!
SIGN    Finals. Go for it!!
SIGN    Last day of school
SIGN    Sea Monk Concert
SIGN    Spring Break
SIGN    Shopping!!
[11:17] ---
    Otani's not here today?
[11:19] ---
    Yeah. I hear he caught a cold.
[11:21] ---
    Seriously?
[11:22] ---
    I hope he's okay.
[11:24] ---
    Tomrorow's the Sea Monk concert.
[11:26] ---
    Why don't'cha visit him?
[11:28] ---
    It's especially in times of weakness that
    a lady's gentle touch warms a man's heart.
[11:33] ---
    Yes, he's very weak.
[11:36] ---
    For the success of tomorrow's Sea Monk
    concert, we must give one final push!
[11:40] ---
    But I don't know where he lives...
[11:42] ---
    We can teach ya that, no prob!
[11:44] ---
    Right?
[11:46] ---
    Here. Map.
[11:56] ---
    Okay!
[11:57] ---
    I've got this!
[11:58] ---
    I'm gonna go in for the kill!
[12:00] ---
    You have my permission to do activities
    that would result in you catching his cold.
[12:03] ---
    As if!
[12:05] ---
    And now... I'm distributing
    your final grades of the year.
SIGN    Otani
SIGN    Beware of Dog
[12:45] ---
    Coming!
[12:55] ---
    And who might you be?
[12:59] ---
    Um...!
[13:01] ---
    I'm...
[13:02] ---
    Koizumi, a pupil partaking
    of the same class as Otani...
[13:06] ---
    Today...
[13:07] ---
    I am hearing he taketh ill and...
[13:12] ---
    I come bearing class printouts and goodies...
[13:14] ---
    Oh! Are you Atchan's girlfriend?!
[13:19] ---
    "Atchan"?
[13:23] ---
    Whaaat? Is this Atchan's girlfriend?
[13:26] ---
    N-not really...
[13:27] ---
    See how sturdy-looking she is, dear?
[13:30] ---
    Come on in!
[13:32] ---
    I don't want to impose...
[13:33] ---
    My baby brother was dead this morning,
    but he seems to have revived a bit.
[13:37] ---
    Atchan!
[13:38] ---
    Atchan, wake up!
[13:44] ---
    I'll get you kids some tea
    - make yourself comfortable!
[13:53] ---
    Damn racket...why's mom yelling?
[14:02] ---
    Are you feeling better, Atchan?
[14:10] ---
    What are YOU doing here!
[14:12] ---
    Visiting a sick friend.
[14:14] ---
    Atchan, perfect timing.
[14:16] ---
    We just got some cake.
[14:18] ---
    I just bought it.
[14:20] ---
    It's the round kind.
[14:21] ---
    Just sit tight ...
[14:23] ---
    I'll cut it for you.
[14:24] ---
    Don't feed cake to an invalid!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Your
    sister was nice to buy it.
[14:28] ---
    You sure are tall.
[14:29] ---
    How many centimeters?
[14:31] ---
    Um...172.
[14:33] ---
    172cm??
[14:35] ---
    That means Atchan is shorter.
[14:37] ---
    What a sorry excuse for a man.
[14:39] ---
    Shut up and get out!
[14:41] ---
    Yell all ya want, you can't scare Mommy.
[14:44] ---
    I'll bet you're not even
    romantic when you kiss her.
[14:47] ---
    Silly boy.
[14:48] ---
    Why do I have to kiss her?!
[14:50] ---
    Because she's your girlfriend?
[14:51] ---
    She isn't!
[14:57] ---
    Just get the hell out!
SIGN    Happy Birthday
[15:01] ---
    Otani...is today your birthday?
[15:05] ---
    Yeah.
[15:06] ---
    At least learn the birthday
    of the guy you like.
[15:16] ---
    So?
[15:18] ---
    Why're ya here?
[15:21] ---
    Here, your grades.
[15:24] ---
    You didn't look?!
[15:24] ---
    I looked.
[15:25] ---
    We have some in common.
[15:27] ---
    ...Also, I brought tangerines.
[15:31] ---
    Thanks.
[15:36] ---
    I might not make it tomorrow.
[15:38] ---
    To Sea Monk?
[15:40] ---
    If I can't go, be sure to
    go and raise hell for me.
[15:49] ---
    If you're not going, I'm staying home.
[15:54] ---
    It's no fun without you.
[15:56] ---
    Now don't be silly. I got the ticket for YOU.
[16:01] ---
    Oh, that's right...
[16:03] ---
    Then force yourself to come!
[16:05] ---
    I'll do that.
[16:12] ---
    Say...
[16:14] ---
    There is just one thing
    I've wanted to ask you.
[16:17] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    When did ya fall for me?
[16:26] ---
    Wh-why are you asking me that?
[16:29] ---
    You told me to tell you what's on my mind.
[16:30] ---
    I didn't mean THAT!
[16:33] ---
    But it just doesn't make sense to me.
[16:34] ---
    You tease me for being a runt all the time.
[16:36] ---
    Now you expect me to believe
    you want a runt boyfriend?
[16:42] ---
    You're really asking to be
    slapped, stupid eggplant!
[16:44] ---
    Ouch. Ouch. Why the violence?
[16:47] ---
    I don't need to answer.
[16:48] ---
    I already know you don't want
    a giant for a girlfriend.
[16:52] ---
    Well, it doesn't really have
    to do with you being tall...
[16:55] ---
    Well, maybe it does...
[16:57] ---
    A little, I guess...
[17:00] ---
    What the hell, man?
[17:01] ---
    YOU were the one who told me to go for
    the guy I like, regardless of height.
[17:04] ---
    I did?
[17:06] ---
    When did I say that?
[17:07] ---
    You did SO say it! Last summer!
[17:09] ---
    You have your good points, Koizumi.
[17:12] ---
    Just show him what you're made of.
[17:17] ---
    So? Who's this lucky guy you like?
[17:21] ---
    ...I don't care anymore.
[17:22] ---
    You can't not care!
[17:24] ---
    It's really creepy that I'm
    the only one who doesn't know!
[17:27] ---
    When you didn't know it
    was you, you were like,
[17:29] ---
    "Koizumi, do ya have a crush? Who is he?"
[17:32] ---
    It was back then!
[17:34] ---
    What was that?!
[17:35] ---
    Was it me? Are you mocking my face?!
[17:37] ---
    I am!
[17:38] ---
    My face isn't anywhere near that ugly!
[17:40] ---
    Yes it is!
[17:41] ---
    Is that the sort of thing
    you say to a guy you like?
[17:43] ---
    It is!
[17:47] ---
    ...You really shouldn't
    excite an invalid, ya know.
[17:54] ---
    I'm not really hung up over
    our height difference.
[17:57] ---
    So there really is something wrong
    with my awkward personality then.
[18:01] ---
    If ya already knew that, why
    haven't ya tried to fix it?
[18:04] ---
    ...Oops, you did. But the
    sudden change creeped me out.
[18:07] ---
    Stop saying I'm creepy!
[18:10] ---
    ...The rest of the problem is me, not you.
[18:14] ---
    It's your...problem?
[18:18] ---
    Yeah.
[18:22] ---
    Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl...
[18:25] ---
    And I don't feel like doing anything.
[18:28] ---
    That's a huge problem.
[19:13] ---
    Then...what should I do?
[19:25] ---
    Am I really that unappealing?
[19:36] ---
    K...Koizumi...
[20:01] ---
    Sorry about that!
[20:02] ---
    I forgot to bring sugar.
[20:06] ---
    Um, I'm going home!
[20:09] ---
    Oh, really?
[20:12] ---
    Atchan.
[20:14] ---
    What happened, Atchan?
[20:15] ---
    Ouch!
[20:16] ---
    You're burning up again!
[20:52] ---
    Ta-dah, a full recovery!
[20:56] ---
    Sorry about yesterday.
[20:57] ---
    I fell asleep with a bad fever.
[21:01] ---
    Wellllll....
[21:02] ---
    My memory cut out right where
    I was eating that tangerine.
[21:06] ---
    What were we talking about?
[21:10] ---
    Huh? Koizumi, are you sick?
[21:11] ---
    What did you just say?
[21:14] ---
    "Huh? Koizumi, are you sick?"
[21:16] ---
    Before that!
[21:18] ---
    "My memory cut out..."
[21:21] ---
    Cut out?
[21:23] ---
    Cut out.
[21:24] ---
    Cut out?!
[21:26] ---
    Cut a rug!
[21:30] ---
    What lovely weather!
[21:33] ---
    Perfect day for Sea Monk.
[21:36] ---
    Eat this!
[21:38] ---
    You insensitive jerk!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    L-O-V-E!
[23:22] ---
    Maity...
[23:23] ---
    Oh crap! Someone broke Koizumi!
[23:25] ---
    Outta my way!
[23:25] ---
    I have eyes only for that lovely man!
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:30] ---
    Next episode, "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
SIGN    "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!

E14 - Mighty Is Lethally Dreamy!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:31] ---
    K-Koizumi...
[01:34] ---
    "Cut out"?
[01:35] ---
    My memory cut out...
[01:38] ---
    He doesn't remember anything??
SIGN    "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
SIGN    Lovey-Dovey Fantasy 2 - limited edition
[01:51] ---
    Risa.
[01:52] ---
    What's wrong? You look sad.
[01:54] ---
    That's so unlike you.
[01:56] ---
    If you've been through what I have...
[01:58] ---
    Release all your sadness to me and
    show me that pretty smile of yours.
SIGN    GRIN.
[02:04] ---
    Yes. That expression suits you much better.
[02:07] ---
    Your smile is the source of my wellbeing.
[02:11] ---
    Cane sure is nice.
[02:13] ---
    Why can't I meet a guy
    like this in real life?
[02:16] ---
    Ah, my heart has started to race.
[02:20] ---
    I wonder if it's because I...
[02:22] ---
    No, forget I said that.
[02:24] ---
    No, go on! Go on!
[02:26] ---
    My big sis looks like she's
    falling off the deep end...
[02:29] ---
    Who is this "Cane" fellow?
[02:31] ---
    Risa! Please, come back to us!
[02:33] ---
    Please, may I sit next to you?
[02:36] ---
    I want to make the most of
    every moment with you, Risa.
[02:42] ---
    Just FYI...
[02:43] ---
    That was my first smooch, buddy.
[02:48] ---
    And then, that jackass said...
[02:50] ---
    My memory cut out right where
    I was eating that tangerine.
[02:54] ---
    He doesn't remember...
[02:56] ---
    He doesn't remember?
[02:59] ---
    How is that possible?
[03:02] ---
    You think I'm gonna let
    him get away with that?!
[03:09] ---
    Risa!
[03:11] ---
    Did you see the board?
[03:12] ---
    We're all in the same class again!
[03:14] ---
    Is that so...
[03:17] ---
    Reaction = zero!
[03:18] ---
    What's up?
[03:19] ---
    Nothing.
[03:21] ---
    There's me, Darling, Chiharu and Suzuki...
[03:24] ---
    And also Otani!
[03:27] ---
    Seriously?!
[03:27] ---
    Please don't eat me!
[03:30] ---
    So we end up in the same class
    for the full three years, eh.
[03:37] ---
    Which means I'll be part of the All Hanshin
    Kyojin all the way up to graduation day.
[03:40] ---
    Do somethin' about it, will ya?
[03:44] ---
    Why don't YOU do somethin'
    about it, you frickin' RUNT!
[03:47] ---
    - Risa!
    - What was that for?!
[03:48] ---
    Search your BLACK heart and
    you'll find the answer!
[03:51] ---
    What's your problem?
[03:52] ---
    Why'm I on your shit list
    first day of school?
[03:54] ---
    Just what did I do wrong?
[03:56] ---
    Uh, I'm gonna go find Chiharu and Suzuki.
[03:59] ---
    'Kay!
[04:02] ---
    You've been pissy ever
    since the Sea Monk concert.
[04:07] ---
    Did Sea Monk do something wrong?
[04:09] ---
    Sea Monk was AWESOME to me, as always.
[04:11] ---
    Then what is it?
[04:13] ---
    Be specific!
[04:15] ---
    You really don't remember anything?
[04:17] ---
    R-remember what?
[04:19] ---
    I don't get it.
[04:21] ---
    My....
[04:22] ---
    My first kiss...
[04:26] ---
    YOU STOLE...my first kiss...GIVE IT BACK!!
[04:34] ---
    K....Koizumi?
[04:41] ---
    An ambulance! What's the number again?
[04:43] ---
    Why'd you do it!
[04:45] ---
    What kinda mirage were you seeing?
[04:48] ---
    Don't tell me, we also got married and
    you want me to come home with you?!
[04:54] ---
    Come back to Earth, man!
[04:56] ---
    I don't know what trauma you've been through,
[04:58] ---
    But you've gotta stop blurring
    fantasy and reality!
[05:01] ---
    Don't carry this burden alone!
[05:03] ---
    Okay?
[05:04] ---
    Okay?!
SIGN    Patience
[05:13] ---
    YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!
[05:18] ---
    Then what was that?
[05:19] ---
    Why did he do that?
[05:21] ---
    Was he really unaware of what he was doing?
[05:25] ---
    No matter what the reason...
[05:26] ---
    If he doesn't remember it
    happening, it was just a mistake.
[05:30] ---
    Hey...
[05:32] ---
    Why're you so mad?
[05:34] ---
    I'm not mad...
[05:35] ---
    Something must've happened
    when you went to visit Otani.
[05:38] ---
    Nothing "happened"!
[05:40] ---
    It didn't happen!
[05:43] ---
    Risa?
[05:47] ---
    I know. I don't have a shred
    of feminine charm in my body.
[05:53] ---
    Excuse me, Miss...
[05:55] ---
    I don't want any.
[05:57] ---
    I'm not a salesman.
[06:02] ---
    I just want to pass through.
[06:08] ---
    Sorry...
[06:10] ---
    No. I'm sorry to intrude.
[06:13] ---
    Go ahead...
[06:14] ---
    Thanks.
[06:15] ---
    Who's that?
[06:16] ---
    I dunno.
[06:25] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:26] ---
    If you wrinkle your forehead so,
    your pretty face will go to ruin.
[06:32] ---
    See?
[06:34] ---
    Keep smiling.
[06:36] ---
    Okay?
[06:40] ---
    'kay...
[06:42] ---
    Wh-what is this tingling chill?
[06:47] ---
    M-my body has f-felt it before...
[06:49] ---
    C...
[06:50] ---
    Cane, my sweet!
[06:52] ---
    THAT'S what it is!
[06:54] ---
    A Prince Charming like
    that really does exist!
[06:58] ---
    Prince...hives...
[07:00] ---
    WHAT is so great about
    a SNOBBY guy like that?!
[07:03] ---
    He's tall, slender, cool,
    handsome - just like royalty!
[07:08] ---
    He's my ideal man!
[07:10] ---
    ...But isn't he the complete
    polar opposite of Otani?
[07:15] ---
    That's right.
[07:16] ---
    He's not a runty, tactless idiot who breaks
    a girl's heart without even realizing it.
[07:20] ---
    From this day forth...
[07:22] ---
    Sir Cane FTW!!
[07:26] ---
    I wonder which class he's in?
[07:28] ---
    Which class who is in.
[07:29] ---
    You're really creeping me out.
[07:35] ---
    Oh dear, oh dear. My pretty
    face will go to ruin.
SIGN    Ohohohohohoho
[07:38] ---
    "Pretty"? Maybe for a monster...
[07:41] ---
    Sir Cane told me so!
[07:46] ---
    Oh, crap!
[07:47] ---
    Koizumi's lost it...
[07:49] ---
    She's living in a fantasy world
    where she's got a lover...
[07:52] ---
    And he's a WHITE GUY, no less...
[07:54] ---
    She must really be hurting.
[07:56] ---
    Why? Did I do something wrong again?
[07:59] ---
    Probably.
[08:00] ---
    Come on, in your seats.
[08:02] ---
    Mr. Gorilla-teacher again?
[08:04] ---
    I'm so tired of seeing that face.
[08:05] ---
    - For real, man!
[08:05] ---
    - I'm not a Gorilla.
[08:06] ---
    Call me "Sir. Mr. Nakano"
[08:08] ---
    So let's zip through the administrative BS...
[08:12] ---
    I move that my aides are Koizumi and Otani.
[08:16] ---
    Not so fast!
[08:17] ---
    You have an objection?
[08:19] ---
    We're full of objections!
[08:20] ---
    Ah, sorry/
[08:22] ---
    I forgot I had something else
    important to take care of next.
[08:24] ---
    Did the motion pass?! Are we aides now?!
[08:26] ---
    My assistant homeroom teacher is new,
    so I figured I should introduce him.
[08:30] ---
    Mr. Maitake!
[08:36] ---
    You naughty boy, Mr. Nakano.
[08:38] ---
    I was starting to think you'd
    forgotten about little me.
[08:40] ---
    Sorry, buddy.
[08:43] ---
    Sir Cane!
[08:46] ---
    Calm down, Koizumi!
[08:47] ---
    Sir Cane doesn't exist in real life...
[08:50] ---
    Oh, it's you...
[08:51] ---
    Yes! So you're a teacher?!
[08:54] ---
    - Yes.
    - Is his name really "Cane"?
[08:56] ---
    No. He just looks like
    the video game character.
[08:59] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[09:01] ---
    I will be this class's
    assistant homeroom teacher
[09:03] ---
    And I will also teach English.
[09:05] ---
    I am Kuniumi Maitake.
[09:08] ---
    But you may call me "Maity".
[09:11] ---
    I just moved here from Tokyo
[09:13] ---
    So there are many things about
    Osaka that still elude me.
[09:16] ---
    I hope you'll all help me feel at home.
[09:17] ---
    We will!
[09:19] ---
    Shall we finish picking the aides?
[09:21] ---
    Sure.
[09:22] ---
    Yes!
[09:23] ---
    I'll do it!
[09:24] ---
    Really?
[09:25] ---
    Then we need a second aide...
[09:26] ---
    This little runt says he wants to help!
[09:29] ---
    Oh? Does the class agree?
[09:31] ---
    - We do!
[09:32] ---
    - Hey!
[09:33] ---
    Those two are called the
    "All Hanshin Kyojin."
[09:35] ---
    They're a legend at this school.
[09:37] ---
    Sir!
[09:39] ---
    What a cute nickname.
[09:48] ---
    What a nice guy you are, Maity...
[09:50] ---
    Easy there! Are ya ditching Otani for Maity?
[09:53] ---
    I'm not.
[09:55] ---
    Maity is just like Cane:
[09:57] ---
    fantasy-oasis in my soul where I can escape
    the harsh realities of unrequited love.
[10:01] ---
    Though it might be easier
    to just fall for him.
[10:04] ---
    Over my dead body! I won't
    let you date an ice man!
[10:07] ---
    If only there were a "Continue"
    option in real life...
[10:11] ---
    That may have been poetry to you,
    but to me it was gamer psychobabble.
SIGN    Boo!
[10:16] ---
    Scowling only makes ya less appealing!
[10:19] ---
    How much longer am I gonna
    let Otani control my moods?
[10:23] ---
    There's still no sign of a light at
    the end of the tunnel with him...
[10:28] ---
    Am I really okay with wasting away the
    best years of my life crushing over him?
[10:34] ---
    Why'd ya have to drag ME
    into being a teacher's aide?
SIGN    Kansai Turban Bank
[10:37] ---
    It shouldn't matter.
[10:40] ---
    I guess I don't blame ya for comparing
    him to a video game character.
[10:44] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[10:45] ---
    It's a free country!
[10:50] ---
    Hey....did I do something wrong?
[10:53] ---
    You're pissed about something.
[10:55] ---
    About me remembering something
    or not remembering something.
[10:59] ---
    I'm not mad. If you don't
    remember, it didn't happen.
[11:02] ---
    But I feel uneasy about it!
[11:03] ---
    What happened? Was it when
    you came to my house?
[11:05] ---
    It doesn't matter! Nothing happened.
[11:08] ---
    I forgot earlier, but...
[11:09] ---
    NicoNico Convenience Store
[11:10] ---
    What is it?
[11:10] ---
    After the Sea Monk concert, you
    went straight home, remember?
[11:14] ---
    But I stayed in line and bought some merch.
[11:18] ---
    You can have it.
[11:20] ---
    I don't want'cha complaining later
    that I didn't get ya anything.
SIGN    I Love Sea Monk
[11:23] ---
    SICK!
[11:24] ---
    Right?
[11:25] ---
    Awesome! Is this really for me?!
[11:27] ---
    Yeah!
[11:30] ---
    It sure is easy to put
    ya back in a good mood.
[11:35] ---
    Y-you think this m-measly towel will...
[11:38] ---
    That's some pretty epic shivering.
[11:41] ---
    Would ya rather I kept it?
[11:44] ---
    ...I'll keep it.
[11:46] ---
    Thank you very much.
[11:50] ---
    Sheesh. You're so simpleminded.
[11:55] ---
    Sheesh. This's killing me...
[12:06] ---
    Maity is so amazing.
[12:07] ---
    He's just like an American!
[12:09] ---
    What a great body!
[12:09] ---
    His eyes are the best!
[12:11] ---
    Button up your shirt, nimrod!
[12:12] ---
    And cut your hair!
[12:15] ---
    He sure is beautiful!
[12:18] ---
    Well then...
[12:20] ---
    Who would like to translate this?
[12:24] ---
    Otani?
[12:26] ---
    Otani! Hey, Otani.
[12:27] ---
    Come on! Otani! Wake up!
[12:29] ---
    Deep in dreamland, I see.
[12:32] ---
    Heyyy, Otani?
[12:35] ---
    Leave this to me.
[12:41] ---
    Please open your eyes.
[12:59] ---
    Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
[13:03] ---
    During class I'd like those
    pretty eyes to be on me.
[13:07] ---
    I'm breaking out in hives!
[13:11] ---
    - Eew, gross!
[13:11] ---
    - I'm gonna sleep too!
[13:12] ---
    - Easy, kids.
[13:14] ---
    Damn you, Otani!
[13:16] ---
    Wish I'd thought of that!
[13:24] ---
    That's right. Please, aide.
[13:26] ---
    Yes?
[13:27] ---
    I have a message from Mr. Nakano.
[13:29] ---
    He wants you to make a
    cleaning duties schedule.
[13:32] ---
    Will you?
[13:33] ---
    Yes! We'd love to!
[13:36] ---
    Otani.
[13:38] ---
    Coach isn't here today.
[13:40] ---
    Seriously?
[13:42] ---
    So, Otani, about the schedule...
[13:44] ---
    Sorry. Start without me.
[13:46] ---
    I've got basketball.
[13:47] ---
    Sorry.
[13:48] ---
    Today's practice is really important.
[13:53] ---
    Why did I fall for someone like Otani?
[13:56] ---
    Maity is so perfect...
[13:59] ---
    ACK! Cut it out! For the love of peace!
[14:02] ---
    Otani is the kind of JERK who shoves his
    aide responsibility onto his friend...
[14:05] ---
    because of his stupid BASKETBALL.
[14:08] ---
    If the coach is gone, he
    can just ditch practice!
[14:11] ---
    But he can't.
[14:14] ---
    Otani is the captain.
[14:16] ---
    You didn't know?
[14:18] ---
    Now that he's a senior, Otani is the captain.
[14:21] ---
    No way!
[14:23] ---
    I knew he might become the captain,
    but I never thought he'd actually...
[14:26] ---
    That information is 6 months old, dear.
[14:30] ---
    But he is the captain.
[14:32] ---
    And he's taking it seriously.
[14:36] ---
    That's awesome.
[14:38] ---
    Circle up!
[14:40] ---
    Ya guys know what do to next?
[14:42] ---
    We match!
[14:45] ---
    I guess we would...
[14:47] ---
    Wasn't there some aide duty you had to do?
[14:49] ---
    Ah, that's right.
[14:51] ---
    I'll be in the classroom.
[14:52] ---
    Tell Otani to find me there.
[14:55] ---
    Will do.
[14:57] ---
    Then I'll go home so as
    not to disturb you two.
[15:00] ---
    Oh, please.
[15:08] ---
    Why...
[15:09] ---
    Why is it Otani?
[15:11] ---
    There are just so many reasons why.
[15:13] ---
    So many that I can't choose just one.
[15:54] ---
    I guess Otani is the one for me.
[15:58] ---
    Sorry. We ran late.
[16:01] ---
    Good work.
[16:07] ---
    I'm wiped.
[16:10] ---
    You're a completely different person
    when you're in basketball-mode.
[16:15] ---
    I AM very dashing when I
    play basketball, aren't I.
[16:19] ---
    Don't flatter yourself.
[16:21] ---
    But I am dashing, aren't I?
[16:25] ---
    ...Yes, yes.
[16:27] ---
    Oh, what? Are ya finished?
[16:29] ---
    Am I finished?
[16:30] ---
    You have no intention of helping me, do you!
[16:32] ---
    Bull's eye.
[16:33] ---
    It's your fault I got roped into
    being an aide in the first place.
[16:37] ---
    Take some responsibility.
[16:39] ---
    Well, if no one else had volunteered,
    Maity's feelings would have been hurt.
[16:47] ---
    Oh? Were you remembering
    Maity's breath in your ear?
[16:52] ---
    Stop calling him "Maity"!
    It's really creeping me out!
[16:56] ---
    "Ahhh, Maity"!
[17:09] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:11] ---
    I don't get it.
[17:12] ---
    Don't get what?
[17:13] ---
    Maity.
[17:15] ---
    Do ya really think he's that great?
[17:22] ---
    ...Seriously, yes.
[17:23] ---
    Eew! Gross!
[17:25] ---
    Just give up on that snob.
[17:32] ---
    Give up on him?
[17:34] ---
    Is that code for, "I want
    you to keep liking me"?
[17:43] ---
    ...I guess it wouldn't.
[17:45] ---
    I know your head is empty.
[17:48] ---
    I finally understand.
[17:55] ---
    I just remembered!
[17:58] ---
    When you came to my house when I was sick...
[18:04] ---
    That's right.
[18:06] ---
    At one point, your face was
    really close like this.
[18:15] ---
    And then...
[18:18] ---
    A lock of your hair...
[18:23] ---
    ...had a shiny piece of
    rice right next to it!
[18:29] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[18:30] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[18:31] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[18:32] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[18:33] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...!
[18:37] ---
    I wondered if I should
    say something about it.
[18:41] ---
    Then I leaned in to pick it
    off and my head went foggy.
[18:44] ---
    Then I don't remember what happened...
[18:47] ---
    But...
[18:48] ---
    Did you get mad after that?
[18:54] ---
    After that, before that, above that, below
    that, to the right of that, to the left of that...
[18:59] ---
    I've been mad EVERYWHERE.
[19:01] ---
    You frickin' moron!
[19:03] ---
    Rice? Rice, eh?
[19:06] ---
    I get rice stuck to my face
    sometimes - so sue me!
[19:09] ---
    I'm 100% Japanese, okay?!
[19:11] ---
    Rice is my life!
[19:13] ---
    I eat nothing but rice!
[19:14] ---
    But why are ya so mad?
[19:16] ---
    The day you stayed home sick, I ate lunch
    in a hurry before going to your house.
[19:23] ---
    Oh...did you?
[19:25] ---
    Sorry.
[19:26] ---
    Rice...?!
[19:29] ---
    Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl...
[19:32] ---
    And I don't feel like doing anything.
[19:36] ---
    Because you said that...
[19:38] ---
    I tried so hard to prove you wrong!
[19:42] ---
    I tried so hard that just remembering it
    makes me want to die of embarrassment.
[19:46] ---
    And it was all about rice?
[19:50] ---
    Rice...
[19:51] ---
    Yes?
[19:52] ---
    You weren't leaning in to take the rice.
[19:57] ---
    It was to take my lips.
[20:00] ---
    What're ya saying now?
[20:16] ---
    Wh-wh-what the hell was that for?!
[20:23] ---
    So that really was an
    accident - you fell into me.
[20:30] ---
    Accident?
[20:32] ---
    Fell?
[20:33] ---
    I...I was wrong.
[20:38] ---
    I'm trying.
[20:41] ---
    I'm still trying.
[20:45] ---
    But...
[20:46] ---
    No matter how hard I try...no
    matter how much I feel for you...
[20:50] ---
    Nothing's gonna change.
[20:54] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:56] ---
    Just forget it.
[20:59] ---
    I give up.
[21:02] ---
    I give up on liking you!
[21:13] ---
    Koizumi!
[21:15] ---
    Just forget it.
[21:15] ---
    I give up.
[21:17] ---
    If just liking him won't change anything...
[21:21] ---
    If it's all for nothing...
[21:38] ---
    Then...I give up!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    "Maity FTW"? You can't be serious.
[23:09] ---
    Just WHOM did you kiss yesterday?
[23:10] ---
    Shut up! Keep those lips closed!
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Danger-Man
    Maity's Sweet Seduction."
SIGN    "Danger-Man Maity's Sweet Seduction."
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!

E15 - A Dangerous Man, Mighty's Sweet Temptation

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:32] ---
    If you wrinkle your forehead so,
    your pretty face will go to ruin.
[01:38] ---
    See?
[01:39] ---
    Keep smiling.
[01:41] ---
    Okay?
[01:42] ---
    Cane, my sweet!
[01:43] ---
    THAT'S what it is!
[01:50] ---
    Wh-wh-what the hell was that for?!
[01:57] ---
    So that really was an
    accident - you fell into me.
[02:02] ---
    Accident?
[02:04] ---
    I'm trying.
[02:07] ---
    I'm still trying.
[02:11] ---
    But...
[02:12] ---
    No matter how hard I try...no
    matter how much I feel for you...
[02:16] ---
    Nothing's gonna change.
[02:18] ---
    Koizumi...
[02:20] ---
    Just forget it.
[02:23] ---
    I give up.
[02:25] ---
    I give up on liking you!
[02:31] ---
    I give up.
SIGN    "Danger-Man Maity's Sweet Seduction."
[02:42] ---
    Rice...
[02:44] ---
    I just remembered!
[02:46] ---
    When you came to my house when I was sick...
[02:51] ---
    That's right.
[02:53] ---
    At one point, your face was
    really close like this.
[02:58] ---
    And then...
[03:00] ---
    A lock of your hair...
[03:03] ---
    ...had a shiny piece of
    rice right next to it!
[03:06] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[03:07] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[03:08] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[03:09] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[03:10] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...!
[03:12] ---
    Rice...
[03:13] ---
    What's your problem?
[03:14] ---
    I want bread for breakfast!
[03:15] ---
    Weren't YOU the one who insisted Japanese
    people should eat rice and miso soup forbreakfast?
[03:19] ---
    I'm never eating rice again!
[03:21] ---
    I wondered if I should
    say something about it.
[03:23] ---
    Then I leaned in to pick it
    off and my head went foggy.
[03:28] ---
    So my first kiss turned out
    to be an accident after all.
[03:33] ---
    He wasn't leaning in to kiss me.
[03:34] ---
    It was to take a piece of rice off my face.
[03:36] ---
    Then he fell unconscious
    and his lips hit mine.
[03:43] ---
    This can't be happening to me.
[03:45] ---
    What's the reason?
[03:46] ---
    Does that guy in that video
    game like bread or something?
[03:58] ---
    That's right.
[03:59] ---
    Sir Cane eats croissants and
    cafe au lait for breakfast.
[04:03] ---
    I must adopt his eating habits to
    avoid disputes once we're married.
SIGN    Hmhmhm...
[04:09] ---
    Isn't it time we seriously
    consider getting Sis a shrink?
[04:12] ---
    Come back to us, Risa!
[04:14] ---
    Come back to the real world!
SIGN    sob, sob
[04:18] ---
    I am Risa Koizumi.
[04:19] ---
    Age 17.
[04:20] ---
    172cm tall.
[04:23] ---
    I'm a slightly taller-than-average girl.
[04:25] ---
    And I have a secret...
[04:27] ---
    There's a man that I've fallen for!
[04:30] ---
    And his name is...
[04:32] ---
    Sir Maity!
[04:43] ---
    Good morning, sir.
[04:45] ---
    Good morning.
[04:47] ---
    Mr. Maity is a perfect Cane-lookalike!
[04:50] ---
    And he's beautiful as ever today!
[04:52] ---
    It's good to see you happy again.
[04:54] ---
    What? But I'm always happy, sir!
[04:57] ---
    But you were crying yesterday.
[04:59] ---
    H-how did you...?!
[05:01] ---
    When you were running through
    the hallway, you bumped into me.
[05:05] ---
    If you don't mind, perhaps I can help you.
[05:08] ---
    Feel free to come confide in me anytime.
[05:12] ---
    Mr. Maity...
[05:14] ---
    Squeal...
[05:15] ---
    Okay!
[05:17] ---
    That's right.
[05:18] ---
    I LOVE Mr. Maity!
[05:22] ---
    Koizumi.
[05:23] ---
    Um, there's something I want to talk about...
[05:27] ---
    Huhh? That's strange, I hear a
    voice, but there's no one here.
[05:30] ---
    Is it my imagination?
[05:31] ---
    Or perhaps a Buddhist spirit floating around?
[05:35] ---
    Well, let's not dwell on
    such insignificant things.
[05:36] ---
    Mr. Maity, I look forward
    to your class today!
[05:40] ---
    Thank you.
[05:41] ---
    First you steal my lips, then you ignore me?
[05:48] ---
    Lips?
[05:49] ---
    You kissed him?
[05:50] ---
    H-h-he's lying!
[05:52] ---
    How dare you lie in Mr. Maity's presence!
[05:55] ---
    What was that then? Hit and run?
[05:58] ---
    KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
[06:02] ---
    Ouch! What was that for!
[06:04] ---
    Shut up! I LIGHTLY TAPPED you!
[06:08] ---
    I guess being a comedic duo all this time
    has given you two a close relationship.
[06:10] ---
    Are you kids dating?
[06:12] ---
    We are NOT dating!
[06:13] ---
    We are NOT close!
[06:14] ---
    We are also NOT a comedic duo!
[06:18] ---
    Come on. It's time for class.
[06:22] ---
    Whatever.
[06:23] ---
    I quit anyway.
[06:25] ---
    This is stupid.
[06:27] ---
    I can't love a moron like him anymore.
[06:30] ---
    Just thinking about him is a waste of time.
[06:33] ---
    You're quitting? What do you mean?
[06:36] ---
    Yeah, what she said! Why?
[06:38] ---
    Because...
[06:39] ---
    Life is short.
[06:41] ---
    If I waste away my days carrying
    a torch for that stupid runt,
[06:45] ---
    I'll be a GRANNY before I know it.
[06:48] ---
    It's just stupid.
[06:50] ---
    Oh crap...she's started falling apart again.
[06:52] ---
    Risa, dear, please come back to us, Risa!
[06:56] ---
    What is it this time? Did
    something else happen?
[06:59] ---
    Nothing, really.
[07:00] ---
    I just got sick of Otani's stupidity.
[07:04] ---
    Are you serious?!
[07:06] ---
    Just a minute!
[07:07] ---
    She's right, Risa.
[07:09] ---
    You've put so much into this already...
[07:12] ---
    I don't care.
[07:14] ---
    I'm done.
[07:17] ---
    Today, I venture forth with my
    first step towards a new romance!
[07:21] ---
    A new romance?
[07:22] ---
    Your first step?
[07:24] ---
    Oh, Mr. Maity, how old are you?
[07:29] ---
    How old do you think I am?
[07:30] ---
    Maybe 23?
[07:32] ---
    Let's leave it at that.
[07:34] ---
    Are we wrong?
[07:36] ---
    You're close.
[07:36] ---
    The hives!!
[07:38] ---
    I was wondering where the icy air came from.
[07:40] ---
    Then....are you 24?
[07:43] ---
    Correct.
[07:45] ---
    No! When did she...?!
[07:47] ---
    Could her "new romance" be Mr. Maity?
[07:51] ---
    No...it can't be!
[07:53] ---
    No! No! No!
[07:54] ---
    I won't allow it! Mama Hen
    is gonna give her a spanking!
[07:58] ---
    "Mama Hen"?
[08:04] ---
    I have to quit.
[08:05] ---
    I already gave it my best shot.
[08:12] ---
    I gave it my best shot over and over again.
[08:14] ---
    And nothing's changed.
[08:18] ---
    What's up, man? You're
    lookin' quite sentimental.
[08:21] ---
    You'd be sentimental too...
[08:23] ---
    Did something happen?
[08:26] ---
    Koizumi...
[08:28] ---
    She stole a kiss from me.
[08:30] ---
    Wow. People steal kisses from you frequently.
[08:35] ---
    Seiko was the first kiss-thief.
[08:38] ---
    Just a minute! Do ya realize how
    spaced out this's making me?!
[08:41] ---
    So?
[08:43] ---
    How did it happen?
[08:51] ---
    I'm not really sure how, but Koizumi
    and I just ended up kissing.
[08:56] ---
    You're "not really sure
    how"? What do ya mean?
[08:59] ---
    I was sick with a fever,
    so I don't really remember.
[09:02] ---
    Woah, your subconscious came on to her?!
[09:04] ---
    You beast.
[09:06] ---
    It's not like that!
[09:07] ---
    If I had to describe it...
[09:10] ---
    Am I really that unappealing?
[09:15] ---
    I get the feeling SHE came on to ME.
[09:20] ---
    Wow, Koizumi really is trying.
[09:22] ---
    She really must like Otani a lot.
[09:29] ---
    Wow, Koizumi really is trying.
[09:31] ---
    She really must like Otani a lot.
[09:33] ---
    Shut up! I heard ya the first time!
[09:35] ---
    So ya did understand us.
[09:38] ---
    That's surprising.
[09:39] ---
    You said so yourself -
    you've been spaced out.
[09:42] ---
    I'm not THAT spaced out!
[09:51] ---
    But...she says she's given up.
[09:56] ---
    I give up!
[09:57] ---
    Yeah, I give up! So long, jackass!
SIGN    Kuniumi Maitake Fan Club: CLUB MAITY
[10:01] ---
    Hello, fine ladies!
[10:02] ---
    Thank you so much for assembling here today!
[10:05] ---
    I am the Kuniumi Maitake Fan
    Club president: Risa Koizumi!
SIGN    Maity FTW
SIGN    Yaaay! Yaaay!
SIGN    Clap, clap
[10:13] ---
    To commemorate Club Maity's
    first official meeting,
[10:16] ---
    I have invited a guest of
    honor: Mr. Maity himself!
[10:22] ---
    Now! Let us all call for him together.
[10:24] ---
    One, two...
[10:25] ---
    MAITY!!
[10:30] ---
    Hello, ladies.
[10:32] ---
    Come, come, come...
[10:35] ---
    Those who have questions for Mr.
    Maity, please raise your hands.
[10:37] ---
    MEEEEEE!
[10:39] ---
    I'm impressed...
[10:40] ---
    Mr. Maity! Do you have a girlfriend?
[10:44] ---
    That's a secret.
SIGN    Blussssh
[10:47] ---
    Mr. Maity, why are you a ?
[10:51] ---
    That's also a secret.
[10:55] ---
    Mr. Maity, are you a ?
[10:59] ---
    It's all...a secret.
[11:04] ---
    What's with all the yelling?
[11:06] ---
    Hey, have you seen Koizumi?
[11:09] ---
    She's at her club!
[11:11] ---
    Her club?
[11:12] ---
    Yeah, that's right. Club Maity.
[11:14] ---
    Club Maity? What's that for?
[11:16] ---
    Apparently its primary focus is
    to study Mr. Maity's ecology.
[11:20] ---
    Huh?
[11:21] ---
    Don't you "huh" me! Jackass!
[11:24] ---
    Risa's crassness has rubbed off on her...
[11:26] ---
    What are you talking about?
[11:28] ---
    Darling told me EVERYTHING.
[11:32] ---
    This is all YOUR fault, Otani!
[11:34] ---
    You need to do something about Club Maity.
[11:36] ---
    Why is it my fault?
[11:39] ---
    Because you're so out of
    it that you kiss her...
[11:41] ---
    and make things way more
    complicated than they need to be!
[11:52] ---
    If you just apologize to Risa, I'm
    sure she'll get over this phase.
[11:56] ---
    Apologize? About what?
[11:59] ---
    I don't care, just apologize!
[12:01] ---
    And tell her to drop that snobby
    ice man who gives me hives!
[12:04] ---
    - Got it?!
[12:05] ---
    - Nobuko...
[12:07] ---
    Maity! Maity!...
[12:30] ---
    What're you doing here?
[12:31] ---
    Don't you have Basketball?
[12:32] ---
    Our coach threw out his back
    and will be out for a while.
[12:40] ---
    "Maity FTW"?
[12:42] ---
    You can't really mean that...
[12:45] ---
    None of your business! Leave me alone!
[12:48] ---
    Oh crap.
[12:50] ---
    I can't be alone with him.
[12:52] ---
    It makes me remember.
[12:54] ---
    I know I got caught up in the
    moment, but how could I...
[12:57] ---
    About yesterday...
[13:00] ---
    No! It's cool, just drop it!!
[13:02] ---
    Did I really kiss you
    when I was all feverish?
[13:06] ---
    I told you to drop it!
[13:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:19] ---
    "Sorry"?
[13:21] ---
    What are you sorry about?
[13:26] ---
    Are you sorry for forgetting you kissed me?
[13:31] ---
    Or is it...
[13:32] ---
    That you're sorry...
[13:34] ---
    that you'll never see me as girlfriend
    material - no matter what I do?
[13:43] ---
    Well...
[13:54] ---
    Really...
[13:55] ---
    You don't have to look so perplexed over it.
[14:00] ---
    It's fine.
[14:01] ---
    I'm fine.
[14:02] ---
    It's all fine.
[14:05] ---
    I told you.
[14:06] ---
    That I'd give up.
[14:08] ---
    I humbly apologize for disturbing
    you these past couple years.
[14:12] ---
    You needn't concern yourself
    with my feelings anymore!
[14:15] ---
    Koizumi...
[14:25] ---
    I'd hoped...
[14:27] ---
    "Wait! Don't tell me you're giving up on me!"
[14:30] ---
    ...that he'd say something like that.
[14:33] ---
    But he wouldn't.
[14:34] ---
    I know he wouldn't.
[14:36] ---
    Are you going home now?
[14:43] ---
    ...Yes.
[14:48] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:50] ---
    Did something bad happen?
[15:12] ---
    Wow. Koizumi really is trying.
[15:15] ---
    She must really like him a lot.
[15:20] ---
    No matter how much I like
    you, nothing's gonna change.
[15:28] ---
    I give up on liking you!
[16:04] ---
    It's fine.
[16:06] ---
    Everything's fine.
[16:10] ---
    M
[16:11] ---
    A
[16:12] ---
    I
[16:14] ---
    T
[16:15] ---
    Y
[16:16] ---
    Love Maity!
[16:18] ---
    Go!
[16:19] ---
    M-A-I-T-Y!
[16:22] ---
    Love Maity!
[16:24] ---
    I can't hear ya! Go!
[16:27] ---
    I don't have the confidence to
    continue my friendship with Risa...
[16:31] ---
    I suppose that's an important
    activity of Club Maity.
[16:35] ---
    Like I said, Mr. Maity is
    gonna be the Basketball coach.
[16:39] ---
    That makes no sense!
[16:41] ---
    It's only temporary - until
    Coach's back gets better.
[16:43] ---
    Don't worry, man.
[16:44] ---
    But why does it have to be HIM of all people?
[16:47] ---
    Otani, you really need to
    DO something about this!
[16:50] ---
    If you sit back, Risa really will
    fall for that snobby ice man!
[16:56] ---
    Like I care.
[16:57] ---
    You SHOULD care! It's all YOUR fault!
[17:00] ---
    Why's it MY fault?
[17:02] ---
    SHE'S the one who switched over to him!
[17:05] ---
    Easy, buddy...
[17:06] ---
    I'd rather ya not attack my sweet Nobuko
[17:09] ---
    You bastard!
[17:10] ---
    I'M the one who's being attacked!
[17:17] ---
    Koizumi.
[17:19] ---
    Mr. Maity!
[17:20] ---
    Are you feeling better?
[17:22] ---
    Yeah. Sorry for crying on ya yesterday.
[17:24] ---
    I don't know what you're going through,
    but don't let it get you down.
[17:29] ---
    Sure! It's no big deal at all!
[17:33] ---
    I'm going to basketball practice
    to cheer you on today, Mr. Maity!
[17:36] ---
    Thanks.
[17:38] ---
    You're sure a free spirit.
[17:42] ---
    M-A-I-T-Y Love Maity!
[17:49] ---
    He's so cool!
[17:51] ---
    Let's have a good game.
[17:53] ---
    Can ya even play?
[17:54] ---
    Well, let's just SEE!
[17:57] ---
    Hey, wait for me!
SIGN    Maity LOVE
[18:03] ---
    Maity! Maity!
[18:07] ---
    Maity!...Mai...
[18:12] ---
    Maity...
[18:14] ---
    Mai...
[18:18] ---
    What's he doing?!
[18:20] ---
    Hey, President! You need to
    keep cheering for Mr. Maity!
[18:32] ---
    I played basketball in high school.
[18:39] ---
    Shut up! You're throwing me off!
[18:41] ---
    Woah, what a buzzkill.
[18:43] ---
    Keep going, Maity!
[18:53] ---
    Otani?
[18:56] ---
    Let's have another go.
[18:58] ---
    Okay.
[18:59] ---
    Otani, what about our practice?
[19:00] ---
    Shut up!
[19:03] ---
    Maity! Maity!
[19:10] ---
    Risaaaaa...
[19:15] ---
    Are you really okay with this?
[19:17] ---
    Hell, yeah.
[19:18] ---
    I'm devoting the rest of
    my teen years to Sir Maity.
[19:22] ---
    Just stop it! I totally hate his guts!
[19:26] ---
    Risa...
[19:27] ---
    Well, what else am I supposed to do?
[19:29] ---
    I've tried so hard...
[19:32] ---
    Then when I tell him I'm giving up,
    he doesn't even try to stop me.
[19:35] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[19:37] ---
    Darling, is practice over?
[19:39] ---
    Yeah.
[19:40] ---
    Where's Otani?
[19:41] ---
    He got mad and stormed off.
[19:43] ---
    Maity wouldn't let him
    touch the ball all day.
[19:46] ---
    He's probably off somewhere moping.
[19:49] ---
    Risa, you should go find
    him and cheer him up.
[19:52] ---
    Why me?
[19:53] ---
    In his fragile condition, he
    might even quit basketball.
[19:55] ---
    Quit? That's ridiculous.
[20:03] ---
    Mr. Otani.
[20:08] ---
    Yeah?
[20:10] ---
    There's something I want to ask you. May I?
[20:13] ---
    Be my guest.
[20:14] ---
    Is the source of Miss Koizumi's
    recent tears...you, by any chance?
[20:20] ---
    Wow, what a gruesome face.
[20:23] ---
    Oh shut up, you creeper!
[20:25] ---
    What's your frickin' point!
[20:27] ---
    Girls are fragile creatures.
[20:29] ---
    You must handle them gently.
[20:33] ---
    That's none of your business!
[20:35] ---
    Leave me alone!
[20:36] ---
    I suspect Miss Koizumi has a crush on you.
[20:42] ---
    So...what?
[20:46] ---
    I just wondered how you might feel about her.
[20:50] ---
    None of your business!
[20:52] ---
    Then I don't suppose you'd
    mind if I asked her out.
[20:56] ---
    Do whatever ya want.
[20:58] ---
    Are you sure?
[20:59] ---
    I said, do whatever ya want!
[21:01] ---
    Because I don't have any feelings
    for Koizumi whatsoever!
[21:26] ---
    What I just heard...he
    actually said that, right?
[21:31] ---
    I've...
[21:33] ---
    been rejected twice by the same guy...
[21:42] ---
    Bite.
[21:43] ---
    Eek!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    Mr. Maity...
[23:07] ---
    Maity? Maity? Shut up!
[23:09] ---
    Just disband that creepy Club Maity!
[23:11] ---
    Oh, Otani? Are ya jealous?
[23:13] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Maity-Magic!
    How To Metamorphose Love?!"
SIGN    "Maity-Magic! How To Metamorphose Love?!"
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!

E16 - Mighty's Spell! The Patterns of Love Are Changing!?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:31] ---
    I said, do whatever ya want!
[01:33] ---
    Because I don't have any feelings
    for Koizumi whatsoever!
[01:39] ---
    What I just heard...he
    actually said that, right?
[01:44] ---
    I've...
[01:45] ---
    been rejected twice by the same guy...
SIGN    "Maity-Magic! Love Morphing Spell?!"
[01:58] ---
    Risa!
[02:04] ---
    K...Koizumi...
[02:12] ---
    I don't have any feelings
    for Koizumi whatsoever!
[02:19] ---
    Miss Koizumi?
[02:21] ---
    I just heard a snapping noise.
[02:26] ---
    Mr. Maity!
[02:28] ---
    You were most dashing indeed back there!
[02:31] ---
    Thanks.
[02:32] ---
    Koizumi...
[02:33] ---
    Mr. Otani! Good game, indeed.
[02:36] ---
    You most certainly weren't
    in top form today, I see!
[02:39] ---
    Hakuna matata!
[02:40] ---
    Wait, Koizumi!
[02:41] ---
    That wasn't what you th...
[02:43] ---
    Well, I must be off!
[02:45] ---
    See you tomorrow.
[02:54] ---
    G...
[02:55] ---
    Goodbye!
[02:56] ---
    Koizumi!
[03:06] ---
    You're wrong!
[03:07] ---
    WHY are we wrong?
[03:09] ---
    Just TELL us!
[03:11] ---
    It's that snob's fault! He's just
    making things more complicated!
[03:14] ---
    A man who blames another for his
    own shortcomings is deplorable.
[03:19] ---
    Wait, where IS Mr. Maity?
[03:22] ---
    He chased after Koizumi.
[03:26] ---
    I don't have any feelings
    for Koizumi whatsoever!
[03:30] ---
    I know that.
[03:37] ---
    He didn't have to go say it
    out loud - I already knew it.
[03:43] ---
    I already knew that!
[03:47] ---
    Miss Koizumi.
[03:54] ---
    Mr. Maity...
[04:03] ---
    I don't...
[04:07] ---
    I don't have any idea what I should do now.
[04:12] ---
    Well, there's nothing I CAN do.
[04:16] ---
    Looking back, I've tried
    everything since last summer.
[04:23] ---
    Well...
[04:25] ---
    Everything turned out to be in vain, though.
[04:28] ---
    Whoosh, whoosh...
[04:30] ---
    I see. So he's rejected you once before.
[04:34] ---
    Yeah. Added to just now,
    that makes two rejections.
[04:39] ---
    I don't think you should worry
    about what Mr. Otani just said.
[04:42] ---
    That was just his way of hiding his shyness.
[04:45] ---
    What a silly idea.
[04:46] ---
    WHAT shyness? He doesn't
    have anything to hide.
[04:50] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:51] ---
    I can see the truth.
[04:53] ---
    I just told Mr. Otani, as a
    joke, that I wanted to date you.
[05:00] ---
    And Mr. Otani got flustered
    and shouted that back at me.
[05:04] ---
    Why do you suppose he did that?
[05:08] ---
    Could it possibly be that he
    just plain doesn't like you?
[05:13] ---
    Perhaps so.
[05:14] ---
    Maybe I should go with it and
    let him hate me even more.
[05:18] ---
    You see, I can actually use magic.
[05:22] ---
    I will use my magic to make
    you happy, Miss Koizumi.
[05:37] ---
    In that moment, I realized something.
[05:47] ---
    Mr. Maity...
[05:50] ---
    No, SIR Maity!
[05:56] ---
    Repeat after me?
[05:57] ---
    Ready, go!
[05:59] ---
    M-A-I-T-Y-LOVE.
[06:04] ---
    Maity!
[06:06] ---
    Okay, that was good.
[06:08] ---
    What are they doing?
[06:10] ---
    Practicing for a Maity Praise Rally.
[06:13] ---
    Fragile maidens are falling
    to ruin with raised voices...
[06:15] ---
    due to the tactlessness of one cold man...
[06:19] ---
    RISA!
[06:20] ---
    Cut that out, guys.
[06:23] ---
    It's Maity.
[06:31] ---
    Mr. Otani, are you up there?
[06:33] ---
    Yeah.
[06:39] ---
    I look forward to practice today.
[06:42] ---
    Yeah...
[06:44] ---
    If you're in poor form as you
    were yesterday, just tell me.
[06:47] ---
    I'll go easy on you.
[06:50] ---
    I'm in perfect form today!
[06:52] ---
    Hit me with your best shot!
[06:54] ---
    Bring it!
[06:54] ---
    Really? Good to know.
[06:56] ---
    I'd like to put on a good
    show for Miss Koizumi.
[07:09] [SONG] ---
    La, la, Sir Maity.
[07:13] [SONG] ---
    Your smile is the epitome of beauty.
[07:18] [SONG] ---
    Maity, Maity!
[07:23] [SONG] ---
    La, la, la...
[07:26] ---
    Shut up, you jackals!
[07:28] ---
    I can't concentrate!
[07:29] ---
    Sorry 'bout that.
[07:30] ---
    Please direct some of your praise
    towards Mr. Otani as well.
[07:34] ---
    Aye!
[07:35] ---
    A man mustn't blame another
    man on his own shortcomings.
[07:41] ---
    Won't you please show me your best?
[07:44] ---
    Miss Koizumi has come here
    specially to cheer for you.
[07:47] ---
    And I'd like to show off a little as well.
[07:50] ---
    I'm starting on my new life.
[07:56] ---
    A life where Sir Maity will make me happy!
[08:03] ---
    I will gaze only at Sir
    Maity as long as I live.
[08:08] ---
    Only Sir Maity...
[08:11] ---
    Sir Maity...
[08:16] ---
    Sir...Maity...
[08:22] ---
    Watch out, Otani!
[08:28] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:31] ---
    Give him some space!
[08:32] ---
    Did he hit his head?
[08:33] ---
    Is he okay?
[08:54] ---
    I borrowed a school bicycle.
[08:58] ---
    Get on.
[09:01] ---
    No thanks.
[09:07] ---
    You should quit that creepy Club Maity.
[09:10] ---
    Why should I?
[09:11] ---
    Never mind why, just quit it.
[09:14] ---
    But it's just harmless fun.
[09:16] ---
    What about it is harmless!
[09:18] ---
    What is it for anyway?
[09:19] ---
    Are ya doing it just to spite me?
[09:25] ---
    Of course I am, ya moron!
[09:27] ---
    It's because some stupid water flea blabs
    a bunch of hurtful things without thinking!
[09:30] ---
    Just WHICH of us is the bigger blabber?
[09:31] ---
    "I still like you," this and "I
    give up," that - which IS it!
[09:34] ---
    Where did THAT come from?
[09:36] ---
    Why must I be criticized for that?
[09:38] ---
    It's your fault in the first place for--
[09:39] ---
    It's pissing me off!
[09:42] ---
    What's pissing you off?
[09:44] ---
    If you'll just LISTEN...
[09:45] ---
    Mr. Otani.
[09:50] ---
    You had me worried there,
    disappearing like that.
[09:53] ---
    Come, I'll drive you home.
[09:55] ---
    No thank you.
[09:56] ---
    Oh?
[09:58] ---
    Then perhaps I should drive
    Miss Koizumi home instead.
[10:16] ---
    Koizumi has a DUTY to
    take me home by bicycle!
[10:21] ---
    Hey, what the hell are ya saying?
[10:23] ---
    You just told me you didn't want...
[10:24] ---
    Shut up!
[10:27] ---
    Is that so...
[10:30] ---
    Just for your information,
    pal, I'M the guy she likes!
[10:33] ---
    She doesn't like you in the slightest!
[10:42] ---
    Let's go.
[10:44] ---
    So...
[10:45] ---
    Get a move on.
[10:46] ---
    You're impossible!
[11:00] ---
    S-stop blabbing without thinking!
[11:03] ---
    Yeah...
[11:04] ---
    And I don't like you anyway!
[11:07] ---
    I gave up.
[11:08] ---
    Yeah...
[11:14] ---
    I have no idea what's on Otani's mind.
[11:19] ---
    Hey!
[11:20] ---
    Doubling up on a bike is prohibited!
[11:24] ---
    Hold it right there!
[11:39] ---
    Good morninnnng.
[11:42] ---
    What're you grinning about?
[11:46] ---
    Maity told us everything, Risa!
[11:48] ---
    Sounds like Otani said some
    pretty powerful stuff!
[11:51] ---
    We were very surprised.
[11:52] ---
    Yeah, so was I.
[11:55] ---
    Surprised and confused.
[11:58] ---
    Come now, come now...
[11:59] ---
    What happened after you took him home?
[12:01] ---
    Did he say anything?
    Did he ask you out?
[12:05] ---
    Not really.
[12:06] ---
    He didn't say anything.
[12:07] ---
    What?! But that doesn't make sense...
[12:10] ---
    "I'm the guy she likes!"
[12:12] ---
    ...right?
[12:16] ---
    I'm just as clueless as you guys.
[12:23] ---
    'Morning.
[12:25] ---
    Yeah.
[12:33] ---
    Could ya try not to sigh at the sight of me
    first thing in the morning? It creeps me out!
[12:37] ---
    I have a right to sigh!
[12:38] ---
    A cop yelled at me 'cause
    SOMEBODY put me on her bike!
[12:40] ---
    You were injured - I had no choice!
[12:43] ---
    And you're welcome, by the way.
[12:44] ---
    Thank you!
[12:45] ---
    By the way, you know....you're...you...
[12:51] ---
    Otani?
[12:53] ---
    No...no, no...
[12:54] ---
    No, no...No way...
[12:56] ---
    Otani looks very perplexed.
[12:59] ---
    I wonder what's up.
[13:01] ---
    Hah.
[13:02] ---
    Don't'cha think he's jealous that
    you were going gaga over Maity?
[13:07] ---
    Otani? Jealous?
[13:09] ---
    I agree with her.
[13:11] ---
    So do I.
[13:12] ---
    Me too.
[13:13] ---
    Yep!
[13:15] ---
    That's silly.
[13:16] ---
    I heard him the other day
    professing his dislike for me.
[13:21] ---
    He only said that because
    Maity got him flustered.
[13:27] ---
    Argh, this sucks! Otani is so confusing!
[13:38] ---
    Otani is jealous?
[13:44] ---
    Up until now,
[13:45] ---
    I've gotten my hopes up countless
    times, only to have them snuffed out.
[13:50] ---
    So forgive me if I have a
    hard time being optimistic.
[13:54] ---
    Otani, are ya gonna play today?
[13:57] ---
    I think I'll sit out and watch.
[13:59] ---
    So many injuries...
[14:01] ---
    Coach is still out with his back.
[14:03] ---
    Mr. Otani, are you injured?!
[14:07] ---
    Well, just a little sprain.
[14:11] ---
    Ah, Seiko.
[14:12] ---
    Miss Koizumi!
[14:14] ---
    How're ya doing?
[14:15] ---
    I'm doing quite well.
[14:17] ---
    But I heard Mr. Otani is injured.
[14:20] ---
    You must be worried sick, Miss Koizumi!
[14:24] ---
    Well...yeah, maybe.
[14:33] ---
    What's with this strange atmosphere?
[14:36] ---
    Did something happen between them?
[14:37] ---
    You must stay back, Seiko!
[14:38] ---
    A little love-doe has just
    been born over there.
[14:42] ---
    What're ya doing, Seiko-ling?
[14:43] ---
    We've gotta go.
[14:44] ---
    Sorry about that.
[14:46] ---
    But I have horrible news
    - Mr. Otani is injured.
[14:54] ---
    What a moron! Klutz! Who gets injured anyway?
[14:58] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[14:59] ---
    Ah yes, Risa, I heard the news.
[15:01] ---
    Am I chopped liver?!
[15:01] ---
    What is it?
[15:03] ---
    You formed a "Club Maity" and are
    doing some activities, right?
[15:07] ---
    You should've told me sooner!
[15:10] ---
    I love Maity!
[15:11] ---
    You do?
[15:13] ---
    Didn't I mention it before?
[15:14] ---
    Maity is my cousin.
[15:17] ---
    For real?!
[15:18] ---
    Yep.
[15:19] ---
    I've been crazy about him since I was a baby.
[15:21] ---
    But I didn't get to see him
    much since he lived in Tokyo.
[15:26] ---
    I get it! THAT'S why I hate him so much!
[15:29] ---
    Why would anyone hate him?
[15:31] ---
    Maity is so wonderful and nice that a water
    flea like you doesn't hold a candle to him!
[15:35] ---
    Right, Risa?
[15:39] ---
    ...Yeah.
[15:41] ---
    If ya wanna date Maity, I'll support that!
[15:44] ---
    Go for it, Risa!
[15:45] ---
    Sure...
[15:54] ---
    Is he jealous?
[16:17] ---
    Hey, why are you mad?
[16:20] ---
    No reason.
[16:22] ---
    What's up with Club Maity?
[16:25] ---
    I quit cuz ya told me to.
[16:29] ---
    By the way,
[16:31] ---
    does Mr. Otani require my
    chauffer services again today?
[16:36] ---
    No thanks.
[16:37] ---
    I recall you saying the same
    thing yesterday...at first.
[16:41] ---
    Until Mr. Maity showed up...
[16:43] ---
    Then it was, "she's taking me home!" this
[16:45] ---
    And, "I'M the guy she likes!" that.
[16:47] ---
    Flapping that stupid mouth of
    yours, until you forced me to...
[16:51] ---
    Shut up!
[16:52] ---
    I was WRONG!
[16:53] ---
    My deepest apologies.
[17:02] ---
    I'm gonna go help clean up.
[17:04] ---
    I'll be waiting by the front gate!
[17:07] ---
    Sure.
[17:24] ---
    I can try to figure out what's
    on Otani's mind all I want.
[17:27] ---
    I'll never know the answer.
[17:34] ---
    But, I don't want to let the
    awkward atmosphere consume me.
[17:40] ---
    Miss Koizumi sure is a nice girl, right?
[17:45] ---
    Right?
[17:47] ---
    I already knew that - ya
    didn't have to tell me.
[17:51] ---
    I suppose so.
[17:52] ---
    What is it. Ya got something to say to me?
[17:57] ---
    You really are tiny.
[18:02] ---
    YOU'RE GETTING SLAPPED! YOU'RE GETTING
    SLAPPED! YOU'RE GETTING SLAPPED!!
[18:04] ---
    If I were a girl, I wouldn't want
    to date someone as short as you.
[18:09] ---
    Even so, Miss Koizumi likes you.
[18:14] ---
    Would you really be fine with someone
    else stealing her away from you?
[18:19] ---
    Otani!
[18:22] ---
    Well, say hi to Miss Koizumi for me.
[18:27] ---
    You were taking forever, so I came to get ya.
[18:29] ---
    Here.
[18:31] ---
    Hop on back!
[18:37] ---
    No...I'll peddle.
[18:41] ---
    But...your foot...?
[18:57] ---
    Is your foot really okay?
[18:59] ---
    Yeah.
[19:00] ---
    But you're going really slow.
[19:02] ---
    Especially since you're so heavy.
[19:04] ---
    You're just too weak!
[19:13] ---
    I'M SCARED! I'M SCARED! I'M SCARED!
[19:15] ---
    I'll fall off! I'll fall off!...
[19:28] ---
    All I want to do is laugh
    with Otani like idiots.
[19:33] ---
    But when romantic feelings enter
    the equation, things get weird.
[19:38] ---
    If I just keep my feelings to myself...
[19:49] ---
    Then...we can be a comedic duo forever.
[19:55] ---
    And I think I'd prefer that.
[19:59] ---
    Say, Otani?
[20:02] ---
    If I make you frustrated or confused,
[20:07] ---
    then you can stop trying to figure me out.
[20:11] ---
    I know I put you in a bad position
    by hitting you with my feelings...
[20:14] ---
    So I won't tell you how I feel anymore.
[20:17] ---
    Seriously....this time for sure,
    I'll give up on liking you.
SIGN    For bicyclists and pedestrians
[20:53] ---
    Don't go so fast!
[20:56] ---
    My eyes have gotten so dry!
[20:59] ---
    They're so itchy...
[21:01] ---
    I have to keep my eyes closed.
[21:04] ---
    You're a moron.
[21:17] ---
    You're heavy.
[21:18] ---
    That's because my eyes are dry.
[21:19] ---
    That's got nothing to do with it!
[21:25] ---
    This time for sure, we'll go
    back to the way things were.
[21:36] ---
    Otani...
[21:40] ---
    NOT YOU CRAZY KIDS AGAIN!!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:05] ---
    Koizumi, are ya gonna come watch
    the Inter-High tournament?
[23:08] ---
    Yep. Go get 'em!
[23:09] ---
    And I'm gonna bring ya some
    soy sauce marinated lemon!
[23:11] ---
    "Soy sauce"?!
[23:13] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Iron Fists of Love!
    Catch My Female Spirit Ball!!"
SIGN    "Iron Fists of Love! Catch My Female Spirit Ball!!"
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!

E17 - Iron Fist of Love! Feel the Maiden Spirit!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:30] ---
    Just do whatever ya want!
[01:32] ---
    I don't have any feelings
    for Koizumi whatsoever!
[01:42] ---
    Actually, I can use magic.
[01:46] ---
    I will use my magic to make you happy.
[01:50] ---
    Just for your information,
    pal, I'M the guy she likes!
[01:53] ---
    She doesn't like you in the slightest!
[01:58] ---
    Seriously....this time for sure,
    I'll give up on liking you.
[02:04] ---
    This time for sure, we'll go
    back to the way things were.
SIGN    "Iron Fists of Love! Catch My Female Spirit Ball!!"
[03:04] ---
    Top of my game!
[03:06] ---
    Can't beat it!
[03:08] ---
    ...Looks that way.
[03:09] ---
    I'll never lose to the likes of you again!
[03:11] ---
    Hit me with your best shot
    - won't do ya no good!
[03:14] ---
    I'm proud of you.
[03:16] ---
    By George, you've got it, Otani!
[03:18] ---
    Oh my, oh my?
[03:20] ---
    Are you okay with not cheering for Maity?
[03:24] ---
    Well, Sir Maity is very mighty indeed.
[03:27] ---
    But you've gotta admire Otani.
[03:29] ---
    He's tiny, but he doesn't
    let it get him down.
[03:32] ---
    He deserves a little praise.
[03:36] ---
    So then, what's up between you and Otani?
[03:39] ---
    What's up? Nothing, really...
SIGN    Fidget, fidget
[03:42] ---
    There's just too much of nothing...
[03:44] ---
    ...that things are back the way they were.
[03:48] ---
    Listen, you...
[03:49] ---
    The comedic duo is making a comeback!
[03:51] ---
    A comeback? Wait...
[03:53] ---
    Why must you guys return to THAT paradigm?!
[03:55] ---
    It's cool.
[03:56] ---
    It's what feels the most relaxing to us.
[03:59] ---
    Risa.
[04:00] ---
    Do you realize the position
    you're in right now?
[04:03] ---
    When Otani said...
[04:04] ---
    President Koizumi!
SIGN    Maity Love, Love-Love My-ty.
[04:08] ---
    President...
[04:09] ---
    Club Maity....it's d-disbanded, yes?
[04:13] ---
    Say it isn't so!
[04:14] ---
    Well, er...
[04:16] ---
    It's horrible! Mr. Maity has a fiancee!
[04:21] ---
    Seriously?!
[04:25] ---
    I see...
[04:28] ---
    It wasn't my intention to
    conceal that information...
[04:31] ---
    But I suppose the word got out.
[04:33] ---
    All the girls were super depressed.
[04:38] ---
    Won't you be depressed for me, Miss Koizumi?
[04:40] ---
    Well, er, that's not exactly...
[04:43] ---
    Mr. Maity, check this out.
[04:45] ---
    Risa says she and Otani are
    bringing back the comedic duo BS.
[04:49] ---
    Will you please tell her she's being crazy?
[04:50] ---
    Why'm I crazy?
[04:51] ---
    Don't ask me.
[04:54] ---
    Miss Koizumi, I wouldn't expect
    you to be the timid type.
[05:03] ---
    Well, in any case, I'm glad your
    relationship with Otani is no longer strained.
[05:09] ---
    Bye.
[05:16] ---
    My magic spell still hasn't
    worn off, Miss Koizumi.
[05:20] ---
    Circle up! Circle up!
[05:24] ---
    His sprained ankle is better and
    he's at the top of his game!
[05:27] ---
    The Basketball Inter-High
    match is coming up as well.
[05:29] ---
    He seems to be very inspired by that.
[05:31] ---
    But I can't help but forget...
[05:33] ---
    Just for your information,
    pal, I'M the guy she likes!
[05:36] ---
    She doesn't like you in the slightest!
[05:40] ---
    Probably not...
[05:43] ---
    ...Jealousy?
[05:47] ---
    Risa, what's on your mind?
[05:49] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[05:51] ---
    Stop it.
[05:52] ---
    I've gotta stop it!
[05:55] ---
    I won't embrace false hope.
[05:57] ---
    We're back to normal! Back to normal.
[06:02] ---
    Say, Risa...What are you gonna do now?
[06:09] ---
    What can I do?
[06:12] ---
    - Hi there.
    - Darling!
[06:14] ---
    - That hurt, pal!
[06:14] ---
    - Nokuko! Darling! Nobuko!
[06:15] ---
    - Ya didn't have to hit me!
[06:18] ---
    - Yes, yes, my apologies.
[06:25] ---
    What the hell was THAT for?!
[06:27] ---
    Oh, my deepest apologies.
[06:29] ---
    My darn legs are too long...
[06:32] ---
    You're getting slapped, bitch.
[06:33] ---
    Come back here!
[06:38] ---
    You're not getting away with this!
[06:40] ---
    It's slapping time!
[06:41] ---
    Is Risa really okay with
    things going back to normal?
[07:04] ---
    Hey, will the basketball match
    be on Saturday and Sunday?
[07:07] ---
    Yeah.
[07:08] ---
    Maybe I should go check it out.
[07:09] ---
    Jeez, you've got no life.
[07:10] ---
    I've made peace with that.
[07:12] ---
    Got it! I'll make ya that "thing".
[07:15] ---
    What "thing"?
[07:16] ---
    Ya know, that cute little snack managers
    and the like bring to their players.
[07:21] ---
    Soy sauced lemons!
[07:23] ---
    How would that even taste?
[07:25] ---
    Am I wrong?
[07:27] ---
    Rice vinegar'ed lemons!
SIGN    pewwwww
[07:28] ---
    That would be BEYOND sour!
[07:31] ---
    Stay away. Just stay away.
[07:33] ---
    But why?
[07:34] ---
    I'm just trying to be supportive.
[07:36] ---
    If I ate that crap I'd probably die.
[07:41] ---
    Well fine, then. Fine, then.
[07:43] ---
    I'll just feed it to Mr. Maity instead.
[07:45] ---
    Moron. Coach is coming back tomorrow.
[07:48] ---
    That snob is done with basketball.
[07:50] ---
    Good riddance!
[07:54] ---
    So...he really is jealous?
[08:00] ---
    What're ya shaking your head for?
[08:02] ---
    Are you a dog or something?
[08:05] ---
    As if!
[08:07] ---
    That hurt.
[08:11] ---
    Just a suggestion, put honey on the lemons.
[08:23] ---
    That's right! It's supposed to be honey!
[08:27] ---
    That's right. It's honey.
[08:29] ---
    Don't mess it up.
[08:33] ---
    Back to normal. Back to normal.
[08:36] ---
    Did ya say something?
[08:37] ---
    Not really.
[08:38] ---
    What's up with you?
[08:39] ---
    Nothing's up.
[08:41] ---
    Honey'ed lemons, eh?
[08:43] ---
    How tangy.
[08:45] ---
    Awwww
[08:48] ---
    I'm sick of all this comedic duo bullshit!
[08:51] ---
    They just need to frickin'
    hook up, for god's sake!
[08:53] ---
    That's for sure.
[08:55] ---
    If only Otani would make a move.
[08:58] ---
    Tell me about it.
[08:59] ---
    Otani holds the final key
    to unlocking their romance.
[09:03] ---
    Darling, why don't you have a talk with him.
[09:05] ---
    No, I think we should leave
    this up to the young lovers.
[09:08] ---
    If we leave this up to them,
[09:09] ---
    we'll be in a nursing home
    by the time they hook up.
[09:12] ---
    That's fer shore.
[09:14] ---
    Yah.
[09:31] ---
    Pin him down.
[09:35] ---
    Pin Otani down and make him yours right now!
[09:39] ---
    If you fail to do so, then I shall!
[09:42] ---
    Why must I!
[09:43] ---
    The sight of you two makes my blood boil!
[09:45] ---
    Just hook up! Crap or get off the pot!
[09:47] ---
    Don't be crazy! It's not as easy
    as you're making it out to be.
[09:50] ---
    It is SO easy.
[09:51] ---
    No, it's not!
SIGN    Sigh
[09:56] ---
    No matter.
[09:58] ---
    I resolved not to embrace hope.
[10:00] ---
    Not embrace hope?
[10:02] ---
    But that doesn't mean you've
    GIVEN UP hope, has it?
SIGN    Bingo
[10:07] ---
    Wait a minute,
[10:08] ---
    don't tell me you're gonna sit back
    and wait until Otani asks you out?!
[10:13] ---
    That's a bit extreme...
[10:16] ---
    Yeah, but...
[10:18] ---
    It's Otani.
[10:20] ---
    Good morninnnng.
[10:23] ---
    Waiting for THAT idiot to make a move...
[10:26] ---
    is like trying to catch fish
    in a public swimming pool.
[10:29] ---
    But if you wait long enough,
    a stray koi might swim by...
[10:31] ---
    There's a pool I'd like to see.
[10:36] ---
    What's up?
[10:38] ---
    You look unusually chipper.
[10:39] ---
    They're announcing which
    teams are facing off today!
[10:42] ---
    Oh, for basketball.
[10:43] ---
    Yeah.
[10:44] ---
    It's gonna be my last high school match.
[10:47] ---
    I'm really looking forward to it!
[10:51] ---
    Hey, wanna go shopping after school?
[10:53] ---
    Sounds good.
[11:02] ---
    What if we make it to the finals?
[11:05] ---
    Like that'd ever happen.
[11:06] ---
    I'm a man who gets things done!
[11:09] ---
    Ya just might fall for me all over again!
[11:12] ---
    Just kidding!
[11:14] ---
    Are you stupid?
[11:15] ---
    Sticks and stones may break my bones!
[11:18] ---
    He really is stupid.
[11:21] ---
    That's why I can't give up on him.
[11:27] ---
    Otani...
[11:29] ---
    I think...
[11:31] ---
    I think...
[11:32] ---
    I might start embracing a
    little hope...is that okay?
[11:40] ---
    Circle up!
[11:43] ---
    Go for it...VICTORY!
[11:50] ---
    They're almost TOO energized.
[11:55] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:56] ---
    They put Darling on the
    bench, as I'd dreaded.
[11:59] ---
    But you're still gonna go
    support the team, right?
[12:01] ---
    Of course I'll go...
[12:03] ---
    Really? You're still coming?
[12:05] ---
    - Darling!- Nakao.
[12:07] ---
    Wait, what's that?
[12:08] ---
    It's the lineup of the teams.
[12:11] ---
    Lemme see, lemme see.
[12:13] ---
    You're gonna flip.
[12:16] ---
    Hey, since this is a big deal, why don't
    we get Chiharu and Suzuki to come too?
[12:21] ---
    Good idea!
[12:23] ---
    Wh-wha-wha-wha...
[12:26] ---
    WHAT????
[12:30] ---
    What was that for?
[12:33] ---
    Our school's first opponent is Kyogo,
    the team who won last year's finals.
[12:39] ---
    It's over.
[12:40] ---
    Weren't you gonna go all
    the way to the finals?
[12:43] ---
    That is impossible.
[12:44] ---
    That is impossible.
[12:45] ---
    Oh, crap. He's gone robot on us.
[12:47] ---
    Oh crap.
[12:48] ---
    - This is crap.
[12:49] ---
    - He's dead.
[12:59] ---
    Okay!
[13:00] ---
    Let's do this!
[13:08] ---
    Miss Koizumi, I wouldn't expect
    you to be the timid type.
[13:12] ---
    That's right.
[13:14] ---
    Maity is exactly right.
[13:15] ---
    I'm just scared to find out how Otani feels.
[13:20] ---
    Just a suggestion, put honey on the lemons.
[13:24] ---
    If I keep...
[13:27] ---
    If I keep pretending everything's fine,
[13:29] ---
    If I keep doing nothing,
[13:31] ---
    I'm sure I'll regret it.
[13:33] ---
    It shouldn't matter how Otani feels about me.
[13:37] ---
    So that's why...
[13:49] ---
    She's late.
[13:51] ---
    I wonder what's keeping Risa?
[13:53] ---
    The match is about to start.
[13:59] ---
    Good morning.
[14:00] ---
    What's your problem!
[14:01] ---
    It's too early in the
    morning for a heart attack!
[14:03] ---
    What's wrong? You look exhausted.
[14:06] ---
    I spent all night making cheerleading goods.
[14:09] ---
    Cheerleading goods.
SIGN    Otani FTW
SIGN    Club Otani -Risa
[14:15] ---
    Starting today, you are all
    proud members of Club Otani!
[14:17] ---
    I refuse!
[14:19] ---
    Otani!
[14:20] ---
    For the win!
[14:21] ---
    Otani!
[14:22] ---
    You're our man!
[14:23] ---
    Otani!
SIGN    Glooooom
[14:33] ---
    There, there, Captain.
[14:35] ---
    Don't be so gloomy.
[14:37] ---
    Same goes to you guys.
[14:40] ---
    I'll be cheering you guys
    on from the bench. 'Kay?
[14:44] ---
    Hi, are you Captain Otani?
[14:51] ---
    Hey, man.
[14:52] ---
    We be your first opponent, yeah?
[14:55] ---
    Let's make good match, MAN.
[14:57] ---
    Y-yes!
[15:00] ---
    My...my...me...mine..
[15:02] ---
    You...you're...you ...
[15:05] ---
    Otani, be strong.
[15:07] ---
    Yo-yo!
[15:09] ---
    Club Otani in the house!
[15:10] ---
    ...in the house.
[15:11] ---
    Dear god, why?
[15:12] ---
    Dear god, why?
[15:14] ---
    Oh, you're here!
[15:16] ---
    Huh? Where's Otani?
[15:18] ---
    He met the team he's up against
    and got scared out of his mind.
[15:20] ---
    Then he wandered off somewhere.
[15:23] ---
    But isn't the match about to start?
[15:25] ---
    In theory, yes...
[15:26] ---
    Ah, no prob. I'll go find him.
[15:32] ---
    Hey, they forced me into Club Otani.
[15:35] ---
    I don't mind. I'm on the bench anyway.
[15:38] ---
    Go support Otani.
[15:41] ---
    Nakaochi Love!
[15:44] ---
    Yaaaay.
[15:49] ---
    Where did he go?
SIGN    Glooooom
[15:56] ---
    What're ya doing?
SIGN    Sigh
[15:58] ---
    I guess, technically...
[16:00] ---
    I'm doing mental focus exercises.
[16:03] ---
    What's that for?
[16:04] ---
    Club Otani.
[16:06] ---
    Say wha--
[16:07] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[16:08] ---
    You'll miss the match.
[16:10] ---
    Why do ya have to wear that?
[16:11] ---
    Club Otani? You're embarrassing me.
[16:14] ---
    How dare you be embarrassed!
[16:15] ---
    I'm just trying to be supportive!
[16:17] ---
    I'm fine, really.
[16:19] ---
    You don't need to be supportive.
[16:22] ---
    We're gonna lose anyway.
[16:24] ---
    If you put on such a big
    show cheering for us,
[16:26] ---
    we'll only look that much
    more pathetic when we lose.
[16:30] ---
    Otani!
[16:31] ---
    You moron!
[16:35] ---
    You weakling!
[16:37] ---
    Even a winner can't win if he keeps
    insisting he's gonna lose, you idiot!
[16:41] ---
    But there's no way we can win.
[16:42] ---
    No way.
[16:44] ---
    Oh, really?
[16:46] ---
    Is that so.
[16:47] ---
    Very well, I get it.
[16:48] ---
    I won't waste my time cheering
    for a loser like you.
[16:53] ---
    I'll call ya a "runt loser"
    the rest of your life!
[17:02] ---
    What's her problem?
[17:06] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Go for it, Otani!
[17:36] ---
    What's this for?
[17:38] ---
    You're leaving?
[17:41] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:42] ---
    I'm leaving. Going home.
[17:43] ---
    I'm sleepy from staying up all night.
[17:45] ---
    How could you?!
[17:47] ---
    After making a girl betray her
    boyfriend by wearing this!
[17:50] ---
    Hey, come back!
[17:52] ---
    It's okay. I'm wearing it too.
[17:54] ---
    Just a minute...
[17:55] ---
    I don't wanna watch a pointless match.
[17:57] ---
    Did something happen?
[17:58] ---
    I'd never...
[18:00] ---
    I'd never wanna watch that runt
    loser who doesn't give a crap...
[18:02] ---
    Who're you callin' a "runt loser"!
[18:07] ---
    Who's leaving?
[18:09] ---
    Can't ya wait to leave AFTER
    I've played the game of my life?
[18:11] ---
    Otani...
[18:12] ---
    It's Otani.
[18:14] ---
    I said I didn't wanna support
    someone who doesn't give a crap.
[18:16] ---
    Ya moron. You totally want to.
[18:20] ---
    Been a while since ya got me.
[18:21] ---
    With your moron-punch.
[18:25] ---
    Watch closely.
[18:26] ---
    I'll make ya fall for me even more.
[18:29] ---
    ...I said I don't wanna.
[18:31] ---
    Sticks and stones! Sticks and stones!
[18:35] ---
    Is he for real?
SIGN    Kyogo High
SIGN    Maido High
[18:42] ---
    What PLANET are they from?
[18:43] ---
    It's not even a fair match height wise.
[18:46] ---
    Will they be okay?
[18:47] ---
    Yeah!
[18:49] ---
    Of course they will!
[18:50] ---
    Otani is a man who gets things done!
[19:07] ---
    Wow, Otani's really doing well.
[19:09] ---
    He passed right through those giants!
[19:13] ---
    Otani!
[19:24] ---
    All right!
[19:28] ---
    Otani!
[19:32] ---
    Go for it!
[19:45] ---
    Um...
[19:46] ---
    What did you put on these lemons?
[19:48] ---
    Mi...
[19:49] ---
    "Mi"?
[19:51] ---
    ...Mirin.
[19:52] ---
    Mirin??
[19:54] ---
    We were out of honey.
[19:57] ---
    Good thing I didn't eat
    these before the match.
[19:59] ---
    Ungrateful brat! I stayed
    up all night to make that!
[20:09] ---
    Thanks.
[20:12] ---
    Well, I feel bad losing after
    all the support you gave me.
[20:16] ---
    Yeah, but...
[20:18] ---
    You looked really cool.
[20:20] ---
    Oh, really.
[20:22] ---
    I fell for you again.
[20:28] ---
    You helped me play my best.
[20:31] ---
    Oh, really.
[20:33] ---
    Yeah.
[20:43] ---
    Hey...
[20:44] ---
    You said you were gonna stop liking me.
[20:48] ---
    Don't stop.
[21:00] ---
    I guess I should've noticed sooner...
[21:03] ---
    But... I think I need you in my life.
[21:17] ---
    Listen, won't ya?
[21:30] ---
    Well, that's okay.
[21:34] ---
    Risa, you moron!
[21:35] ---
    What did you do NOW?!
[21:36] ---
    Now, now, now...
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    Koizumi, what do ya want for your birthday?
[23:08] ---
    I don't need a pretty ring
    or anything like that.
[23:10] ---
    What I want is your love, Otani!
[23:12] ---
    That's not for sale!
[23:14] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:15] ---
    Next episode, "The Best Birthday In History"
SIGN    "The Best Birthday In history"
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!

E18 - The Best Birthday EVER

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:30] ---
    We're gonna lose anyway.
[01:34] ---
    Otani!
[01:36] ---
    You moron!
[01:39] ---
    You weakling!
[01:50] ---
    Go for it!
[01:55] ---
    I should've realized this sooner, but...
[01:58] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
SIGN    "The Best Birthday In History"
[02:19] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
[02:23] ---
    Otani...
[02:25] ---
    And so, tomorrow we will
    enter into summer vacation.
[02:29] ---
    Woah, there!
[02:31] ---
    I feel the same way!
[02:32] ---
    Koizumi!
[02:35] ---
    Got any plans this summer?
[02:36] ---
    Let's see...
[02:40] ---
    I just had a great dream.
[02:45] ---
    Summer.
[02:46] ---
    This'll be my last summer
    vacation in high school.
[02:49] ---
    I still have no clue how
    Otani feels about me,
[02:52] ---
    but let's set that aside
    and play our hearts out!
SIGN    Mandatory Summer School
[02:59] ---
    I suppose you kids had forgotten you've
    got college exams to study for.
[03:02] ---
    Yes. I'd completely forgotten.
SIGN    Summer School
[03:05] ---
    The little dummies I call will be
    required to come to Summer School.
SIGN    Little dummies.
[03:10] ---
    You need to make up for the pathetic
    blunders you made all semester.
[03:15] ---
    Understood? Summer vacation never
    comes to a high school senior.
[03:19] ---
    God, no!
[03:20] ---
    Not my wonderful summer vacation...
SIGN    Little dummy
[03:30] ---
    Chiharu and Suzuki were the only
    ones with big smartie heads.
[03:34] ---
    Wellll, that's probably
    because she and Suzuki...
[03:37] ---
    went on "dates" every day at the library.
[03:39] ---
    N-no, they weren't dates; we were studying.
[03:41] ---
    Ah, but I'm coming to summer school anyway.
[03:44] ---
    And here I was hoping I'd get some playtime.
[03:47] ---
    Playtime, my ass!
[03:49] ---
    You were asleep during a crucial moment and
    missed out on hearing vital information!
[03:53] ---
    Hey, why've ya been so mad at me lately?
[03:57] ---
    Summer school again, eh?
[03:59] ---
    With Basketball over,
[04:01] ---
    I was hoping I'd get to spend the
    summer having continuous playtime.
[04:04] ---
    But isn't vacation supposed to be an
    opportunity to focus on one's studies?
[04:09] ---
    Well, at least I'll be able to see Otani
    over the summer without inventing some excuse.
[04:15] ---
    I guess I'm okay with it.
[04:17] ---
    Nobuko, you and Nakao should've
    gone on dates at the library, too.
[04:21] ---
    Smug advice - coming from someone
    whose tests are full of red marks.
[04:29] ---
    So hot!
[04:31] ---
    It's so hot!
[04:33] ---
    She's melting!
[04:35] ---
    Aw, crap.
[04:37] ---
    Wanna go cool off somewhere?
[04:39] ---
    Agreed!
[04:43] ---
    I'm in paradise!
[04:44] ---
    I've come back to life!
[04:46] ---
    Have you decided on your order?
[04:48] ---
    Ah, yes, yes, my order...
[04:50] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    New - Polynesian Dancer
[04:53] ---
    New menu item?
[04:54] ---
    I'd better get this one.
[04:56] ---
    Polynesian Dancer!
[05:00] ---
    Don't copy me!
[05:01] ---
    Hey, YOU copied ME!
[05:05] ---
    I'll have the Drink Bar.
[05:06] ---
    Oh, I'll have that too.
[05:08] ---
    Me too.
[05:08] ---
    Me too.
[05:09] ---
    Understood. Coming right up.
[05:17] ---
    Huh?
[05:18] ---
    Chiharu, that ring sure is cute!
[05:21] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[05:23] ---
    Where'd you get that?
[05:24] ---
    Umm...
[05:26] ---
    Did Suzuki give you that?
[05:29] ---
    It was your birthday just
    a little while ago, huh.
[05:32] ---
    Yeah...
[05:33] ---
    Woah, what a stud.
[05:34] ---
    You're a stud, Suzuki.
[05:36] ---
    Now, don't say that...
[05:37] ---
    N-Nobuko also got something for her birthday.
[05:40] ---
    Yep! A cute purse!
[05:42] ---
    Sorry it was only a knockoff...
[05:44] ---
    No, no, it came from the heart.
[05:47] ---
    I love you, Nobuko!
[05:49] ---
    I love you, lots, Darling!
[05:51] ---
    Well, I love you lots, lots, lots!
[05:53] ---
    - Love ya!
[05:53] ---
    - Lucky ducks...
[05:56] ---
    Hey, that reminds me! It's
    almost Risa's birthday!
[06:06] ---
    Grin, grin, grin, grin...
[06:10] ---
    WHAT is with this creepy atmosphere??
[06:12] ---
    Otani, dear, you are most definitely
    getting Risa-bell a present, no?
[06:18] ---
    According to recent intelligence, he "can't
    live without her" or something like that.
[06:21] ---
    Ohhh? Was that a marriage proposal?
[06:24] ---
    Wha...were you guys eavesdropping?!
[06:27] ---
    Yes, we overheard.
[06:28] ---
    - What?
    - I never said I couldn't live without her!
[06:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
[06:32] ---
    Shut up! This has nothing to do with you!
[06:35] ---
    Hey! Don't give me that!
    Now I'm even more curious!
[06:37] ---
    Shut up! Keep quiet!
[06:40] ---
    Who ordered the Polynesian Dancer?
[06:42] ---
    Ah, arrived at last! My Polynesian Dancer!
[06:51] ---
    Starrrrrre...
[06:54] ---
    Very Polynesian.
[06:55] ---
    How d'ya figure that?
[06:57] ---
    What was that all about?
[07:13] ---
    Koizumi!
[07:19] ---
    'Ssup!
[07:21] ---
    Hmmmph.
[07:25] ---
    Jeez, fine, I get it!
[07:27] ---
    What do you want!
[07:29] ---
    For your birthday, what do you want!
[07:34] ---
    ...Nothing.
[07:36] ---
    I'm just trying to be nice!
[07:38] ---
    What were you guys talking about yesterday?
[07:40] ---
    That...doesn't matter.
[07:43] ---
    But it does SO matter!
[07:44] ---
    No one will explain to me. It's
    confusing and pisses me off!
[07:47] ---
    Never mind, just tell me what you want!
[07:50] ---
    Nothing. No, thanks.
[07:51] ---
    Listen, you,
[07:52] ---
    Ya better not complain when your birthday
    rolls around and I don't get ya anything.
[07:55] ---
    For the last time, I don't want anything!
[08:05] ---
    Why must you always make
    things more complicated!
[08:09] ---
    I just got caught in the moment, and--
[08:11] ---
    MORON!
[08:12] ---
    But, Nobuko!
[08:14] ---
    It's true!
[08:16] ---
    I really don't want a purse
    or a ring or anything.
[08:18] ---
    There's just one thing I want!
[08:22] ---
    Otani's love - and that's it!
[08:28] ---
    Keep your lips off me!
[08:31] ---
    I'm home.
[08:35] ---
    So hot!
[08:44] ---
    What a nice breeze.
[08:51] ---
    Birthday, eh?
[08:53] ---
    That's right, last year on my birthday...
[08:55] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[09:02] ---
    What was that for all of a sudden?
[09:03] ---
    You're making me blush!
[09:06] ---
    He didn't take me seriously...
[09:10] ---
    And well, it's been a year since then...
[09:17] ---
    Sea Monk!!
[09:24] ---
    Maybe someone like you
    is a better match for me.
[09:29] ---
    What do you mean?
[09:31] ---
    Just talkin' to myself.
[09:37] ---
    I'm a moron!
[09:39] ---
    That hurt!
[09:42] ---
    Keep it!
[09:45] ---
    K...Koizumi...
[09:56] ---
    Koizumi...
[09:58] ---
    Forget it.
[10:01] ---
    I quit.
[10:03] ---
    I quit having feelings for you, Otani!
[10:08] ---
    We sure went through a lot...
[10:11] ---
    But I wonder if all my hard work paid off?
[10:14] ---
    He "can't live without her"
    or something like that.
[10:18] ---
    I never said I couldn't live without her!
[10:21] ---
    What was that all about?
[10:28] ---
    If you're gonna buy something
    for her, make a decision quick.
[10:31] ---
    We're really standing out in this store...
[10:34] ---
    I think she'd like anything here.
[10:38] ---
    I give up.
[10:39] ---
    I give up!
[10:40] ---
    This is so stupid. This isn't like me.
[10:42] ---
    Are ya sure?
[10:44] ---
    And don't even think about Sea
    Monk merch - you'll kill the buzz.
[10:48] ---
    Why do I have to feed your buzz?
[10:56] ---
    I hope something nice happens
    on my birthday this year.
[11:08] ---
    Risa.
[11:09] ---
    Miss Risa!
[11:11] ---
    Oh?
[11:13] ---
    Haruka? You have summer school, too?
[11:15] ---
    Nope. I just came here to see you.
[11:17] ---
    Mr. Haruka may not look very
    bright, but he's very organized.
[11:20] ---
    So he always scores highly on tests.
[11:23] ---
    Seiko...
SIGN    Risa Koizumi Birthday Announcement
SIGN    August third is Risa's birthday. Let's all give her a fun celebration.
SIGN    Place: Home Ec. Room
SIGN    Time: 5pm
[11:26] ---
    Here, Miss Koizumi!
[11:28] ---
    What's this?
[11:31] ---
    "Risa Koizumi Birthday Party Announcement"?
[11:35] ---
    Yep! We're gonna make a cake and some
    yummy food and throw a little party!
[11:38] ---
    Everyone's invited!
[11:42] ---
    You guys sure are nice!
[11:45] ---
    Right? Fall for me if ya want.
[11:46] ---
    I won't.
[11:48] ---
    That's not fair!
[11:49] ---
    Oh, fine!
[11:50] ---
    I'll MAKE ya fall for me when you
    see how wonderful the party is!
[11:56] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[11:58] ---
    Here, for you.
[12:00] ---
    What is it?
[12:01] ---
    A flier for Miss Koizumi's birthday party!
[12:03] ---
    I hope you come!
[12:05] ---
    Koizumi's party?
[12:06] ---
    Guess I'll have to invite ya.
[12:07] ---
    It's better that than letting
    you be with her alone.
[12:12] ---
    Mr. Haruka, did you really have
    such ulterior motives all along?
[12:18] ---
    Sneer all you want!
[12:19] ---
    But I'll be damned if I let
    anyone hog Risa on her birthday.
[12:22] ---
    You're horrible!
[12:23] ---
    I wanna celebrate with her too!
[12:29] ---
    I hear Nakao and Nobuko and the
    others are coming to the party.
[12:33] ---
    Mr. Maity is also coming.
[12:37] ---
    What about you?
[12:39] ---
    Are you coming?
[12:40] ---
    You don't want me to celebrate
    your birthday, though.
[12:44] ---
    You said you didn't want a present.
[12:47] ---
    Th-that's not what I meant!
[12:50] ---
    Then what did you mean?
[12:51] ---
    What did you mean when you said
    you couldn't live without me?
[12:55] ---
    B...But I keep saying, I never said that!
[12:58] ---
    When did this happen?
[13:00] ---
    When I was asleep at the game?
[13:01] ---
    No! I didn't say anything!
[13:05] ---
    Those guys need some serious slapping!
[13:08] ---
    Hey, what about the party?
[13:09] ---
    I don't give a rat's ass!
[13:10] ---
    Otani!
[13:15] ---
    What's his problem?
[13:24] ---
    Sorry!
[13:25] ---
    I'm la...
[13:36] ---
    You...scared...me...
[13:45] ---
    Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
[13:49] ---
    Thanks! Thanks!
[13:51] ---
    Mr. Gorilla sure kept you long.
[13:54] ---
    What was he talking to you about?
[13:56] ---
    Well, I DID score terribly on my tests.
[14:00] ---
    Huh? Where's Otani?
[14:04] ---
    He's not here?
[14:06] ---
    Nope.
[14:06] ---
    We assumed he was with you.
[14:12] ---
    Hey, what about the party?
[14:13] ---
    I don't give a rat's ass!
[14:18] ---
    Then...maybe he went home?
[14:21] ---
    Screw that guy!
[14:23] ---
    Come on in, Risa.
[14:25] ---
    Mr. Haruka.
[14:27] ---
    I certainly HOPE you haven't DONE anything...
[14:29] ---
    I ain't done nothin'!
[14:31] ---
    Ah! He's being defensive - how fishy!
[14:33] ---
    Listen, you!
[14:34] ---
    Ah! Even more defensive...
[14:36] ---
    Just leave me alone!!
[14:38] ---
    My, my. Let's let bygones be bygones.
[14:40] ---
    "Bygones"?
[14:45] ---
    Happy birthday, Miss Koizumi.
[14:47] ---
    Mr. Maity!
[14:50] ---
    These are for you.
[14:52] ---
    Thank you so much!
[14:54] ---
    Come, have a seat.
[14:56] ---
    You are the star today.
[14:58] ---
    That's right!
[14:59] ---
    I made all of this with you in mind.
[15:03] ---
    It smells freaking delicious!
[15:05] ---
    I'm so hungry!
[15:07] ---
    Wait, Risa, what about Otani?
[15:10] ---
    Awesome! This cake is freaking adorable!
[15:13] ---
    Isn't it?
[15:14] ---
    I decorated it!
[15:16] ---
    Feast your eyes on this!
[15:17] ---
    Your favorite - chirashi-zushi
    (sushi salad), right?
[15:20] ---
    Fried chicken, and sandwiches!
[15:22] ---
    Tako-yaki (octopus) and French fries!
[15:23] ---
    And Napolitan! (Japanese
    pasta flavored with ketchup)
[15:29] ---
    He's not picking up. I wonder where he is?
[15:32] ---
    What the hell is going on?! I'm so annoyed!
[15:35] ---
    - I almost feel bad eating it.
[15:35] ---
    - I'm SURE that he finally
    feels the same way about her!!
[15:36] ---
    - But I made it specifically for you to eat.
[15:38] ---
    I guess so!
[15:43] ---
    I'll be just fine.
[15:45] ---
    Even without Otani around,
[15:47] ---
    I've got all my friends to help me celebrate.
[15:50] ---
    That was freaking delicious!
[15:53] ---
    You're welcome.
[15:57] ---
    Do you guys hear that noise outside?
[16:00] ---
    Yeah. It's probably fireworks.
[16:02] ---
    That's right, I think today
    they're having fireworks.
[16:04] ---
    Is that so?
[16:06] ---
    If we go to the roof, we
    might be able to see them.
[16:08] ---
    Fireworks...
[16:10] ---
    That's right, last year I...
[16:12] ---
    Risa, let's go up to the roof!
[16:19] ---
    I can see them!
[16:21] ---
    How pretty!
[16:25] ---
    Wow, how pretty.
[16:29] ---
    Awesome!
[16:31] ---
    Looks like stars!
[16:37] ---
    So pretty...
[16:47] ---
    Look at the fireworks and cheer up!
[16:49] ---
    Wow, they really are pretty.
[16:56] ---
    I can't do this.
[16:59] ---
    I need Otani with me,
[17:02] ---
    otherwise the fireworks won't be pretty.
[17:05] ---
    And I won't cheer up.
[17:09] ---
    This's legit. You've got a text.
[17:12] ---
    This's legit. You've got a text.
[17:14] ---
    A text?
SIGN    Otani
[17:17] [SONG] ---
    Turn around.
[17:32] ---
    Wow, they're so huge!
[17:46] ---
    What's this?
[17:47] ---
    Harassment.
[17:50] ---
    A present.
[17:51] ---
    You lie!
[17:52] ---
    Why would I lie?
[17:54] ---
    Can I open it?
[17:55] ---
    Too bad, I'm opening it!
[17:57] ---
    It's not really my thing.
[17:58] ---
    But I've seen you with lots of
    bunny things, so I figured...
[18:03] ---
    It's freaking adorable!
[18:06] ---
    Not so loud!
[18:07] ---
    People will find us.
[18:08] ---
    That hurrrrt.
[18:10] ---
    What's in that bag anyway?
[18:11] ---
    Fireworks. I bought them at the corner store.
[18:14] ---
    Then let's invite the others over to--
[18:16] ---
    We can do that later!
[18:17] ---
    Just put that thing away, quick!
[18:20] ---
    Away?
[18:26] ---
    If they found out I bought you
    something girly like that,
[18:29] ---
    they'll never stop teasing me about it.
[18:35] ---
    Were you late because
    you were buying me this?
[18:39] ---
    Where did you buy it?
[18:40] ---
    Why does it matter?
[18:45] ---
    He's come here to buy a girl a present?
[18:47] ---
    Aww, how sweet!
[18:52] ---
    Thanks.
[18:53] ---
    I'm freaking ecstatic!
[18:57] ---
    ...Really?
[18:58] ---
    Yeah!
[19:04] ---
    I didn't think you were gonna show.
[19:12] ---
    And I just realized that
    I need you in my life.
[19:19] ---
    Yeah...
[19:22] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[19:24] ---
    Yeah, I'm listening.
[19:26] ---
    I also...said the same thing...after
    the basketball match.
[19:32] ---
    But SOMEONE was fast asleep
    and didn't hear me.
[19:39] ---
    I should've realized this sooner, but...
[19:41] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
[19:47] ---
    So...
[19:49] ---
    That wasn't a dream?
[19:55] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:23] ---
    Can't ya make a more pleasant expression?
[20:28] ---
    Heh? What? Well...
[20:31] ---
    Are ya sick again? Are
    you delirious with fever?
[20:35] ---
    No, I'm not.
[20:37] ---
    Oh, you're not.
[20:38] ---
    You're not...
[20:43] ---
    Don't laugh.
[21:11] ---
    So...What is this?
[21:15] ---
    Am I still dreaming?
[21:25] ---
    I don't think so...this isn't a dream.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    I have my first date with Otani today!
[23:07] ---
    You're late!
[23:08] ---
    At least buy me a soda.
[23:10] ---
    Agh! I forgot my purse.
[23:11] ---
    Are you a moron?!
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Sudden Collapse!! First
    Date Begins with a String of Bad Luck."
SIGN    "Sudden Collapse!! First Date Begins with a String of Bad Luck."
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!!

E19 - A Sudden Turn! The First Date Starts Horribly

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:31] ---
    Koizumi...
[01:47] ---
    Can't ya make a more pleasant expression?
[01:51] ---
    Heh? What? Well...
[01:54] ---
    Are ya sick again? Are
    you delirious with fever?
[01:58] ---
    No, I'm not.
[02:00] ---
    Oh, you're not.
[02:02] ---
    You're not...
[02:06] ---
    Don't laugh.
[02:24] ---
    So...What is this?
[02:28] ---
    Am I still dreaming?
SIGN    "Sudden Collapse!! First Date Begins with a String of Bad Luck."
[02:38] ---
    I thought my heart would burst.
[02:51] ---
    I couldn't sleep at all last night.
[02:54] ---
    One of these days, Otani is
    gonna kill me with a heartgasm.
[03:01] ---
    Risa?
[03:03] ---
    You have summer school AGAIN today?
[03:05] ---
    Yep.
[03:06] ---
    You've become quite a regular delinquent.
[03:09] ---
    I can't wait to see what
    kind of future you have.
[03:14] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
[03:18] ---
    That means all of that wasn't a dream!
[03:30] ---
    What retirement home do you come from?
[03:31] ---
    Your bangs are dead flat!
[03:33] ---
    I was wearing a hat earlier.
[03:35] ---
    Good morning!
[03:37] ---
    Good morning!
[03:38] ---
    Good...Yo...
[03:44] ---
    Hey, look.
[03:49] ---
    D-don't wear that thing to school, moron!
[03:52] ---
    Then where SHOULD I wear it?
[03:55] ---
    Risa, good morning.
[03:56] ---
    Good morning.
[03:57] ---
    Good morning, Nobuko.
[03:59] ---
    Good morning, Darling.
[04:00] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    What a cute necklace!
[04:03] ---
    Where'd you get it?
[04:05] ---
    Well, this was a....
[04:07] ---
    Koizumi...
[04:10] ---
    Um...it's...
[04:12] ---
    It's a gift from God!
[04:16] ---
    A gift from God?
[04:17] ---
    Koizumi, you're coming with me!
[04:21] ---
    Promise me you won't tell them
    stuff they don't need to know!
[04:23] ---
    What don't they need to know?
[04:25] ---
    L...like that thing...and that other thing...
[04:29] ---
    That thing and... that other thing?
[04:37] ---
    Oh, that...
[04:39] ---
    So let's just keep that to ourselves, okay?
[04:42] ---
    Why are you mad at me?
[04:44] ---
    I'm not mad at you.
[04:47] ---
    Don't gimme that ugly face!
[04:50] ---
    But...I'm so happy.
[04:53] ---
    That's why I want to talk about it.
[04:55] ---
    I'm sorry you disagree, but,
[04:56] ---
    I'm so happy about this that I want to tell
    everyone in the entire world about it.
[05:01] ---
    About that thing...and that other thing...
[05:05] ---
    Are you a moron?
[05:06] ---
    Yeah, I am.
[05:08] ---
    Fine!
[05:10] ---
    Just do whatever.
[05:13] ---
    Wait for me!
[05:14] ---
    Don't follow me.
[05:15] ---
    Aww, come on!
[05:18] ---
    What's up?
[05:20] ---
    What's uppppp?
[05:24] ---
    I told ya!
[05:26] ---
    Nothing's up!
[05:28] ---
    Reallyyyyyy?
[05:29] ---
    Shut up. I'm leaving.
[05:32] ---
    Risa, that necklace...Present
    from Otani, right?
SIGN    Present from Otani!
[05:37] ---
    How did you knowwww?
[05:40] ---
    So it's true.
[05:42] ---
    Good for you, Risa!
[05:44] ---
    Hold it. When did he give you that?
[05:47] ---
    Yesterday...
[05:49] ---
    While you guys were looking at the fireworks.
[05:51] ---
    I had no idea.
[05:53] ---
    How's that possible?!
[05:55] ---
    Wait, you guys were hiding
    behind a wall for a while.
[05:59] ---
    What were you doing?
[06:01] ---
    He gave me this present.
[06:04] ---
    Then he told me he needed me in his life.
[06:08] ---
    And then...
[06:14] ---
    Eeeek! I can't say anymore!
[06:17] ---
    What does "Eeeek!" stand for?!
[06:19] ---
    But my perseverance finally paid off!
[06:22] ---
    The thought that my feelings are
    finally requited makes me so happy.
[06:27] ---
    That's right, Risa, you worked
    so hard to make this happen.
[06:31] ---
    I see! So the All Hanshin
    Kyojin is finally a couple!
[06:36] ---
    That was a long struggle...
[06:39] ---
    We're not officially together yet.
[06:43] ---
    WAIT! He didn't actually ask you out?
[06:46] ---
    Nope.
[06:48] ---
    Then...he just gave you a present?
[06:51] ---
    Take out the "just". There was
    a LITTLE more than that...
[06:55] ---
    But I won't elaborate.
[06:57] ---
    You're no fun.
[06:59] ---
    But didn't you say your
    feelings are requited now?
[07:01] ---
    Yep!
[07:02] ---
    Because up until now he was always like,
[07:04] ---
    "If Koizumi is my girlfriend....
[07:07] ---
    that means we have to kiss, right?"
[07:11] ---
    Or like,
[07:13] ---
    "Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl,
[07:16] ---
    and I don't feel like
    doing anything about it."
[07:19] ---
    ...That's all he used to say.
[07:21] ---
    But then, that thing we did last night...!
SIGN    Congratulations!
[07:28] ---
    ...Undid it all!
[07:30] ---
    What is "that thing"?
[07:31] ---
    Dunno.
[07:33] ---
    My patience and perseverance
    has finally paid off.
[07:39] ---
    Hey, you really are a moron.
[07:41] ---
    Sticks and stones!
[07:46] ---
    Well then! See ya tomorrow!
[07:55] ---
    Koizumi.
[07:58] ---
    What?
[08:00] ---
    Wanna stop off somewhere first?
[08:03] ---
    Sure!
[08:07] ---
    Or maybe we just sort of naturally
    fall into the couple rhythm after all!
[08:13] ---
    That's right, Koizumi.
[08:15] ---
    What is it?
[08:16] ---
    I forgot to give you something.
[08:19] ---
    This one's for you.
[08:22] ---
    Wow!
[08:23] ---
    This is a ticket to the World's
    Track and Field Championships?
[08:24] ---
    And it's for the final night of competition?
[08:27] ---
    Dad was really sad the other day
    because he couldn't get a ticket.
[08:31] ---
    But Otani's the man!
[08:32] ---
    You stud! Mr. President!
[08:34] ---
    Mr. CEO!
[08:35] ---
    What kind of compliment
    is that? I don't get it...
[08:39] ---
    I feel kinda uneasy letting
    you have this now...
[08:41] ---
    So I'll keep it for you until the day of.
[08:44] ---
    Huh? Risa?
[08:46] ---
    It really is you, Risa!
[08:48] ---
    Wow, Akechi?! It's been forever!
[08:50] ---
    How've ya been?
[08:51] ---
    Great, thanks!
[08:53] ---
    Ah, she's my friend from junior high.
[08:56] ---
    Hello.
[08:59] ---
    Is he your boyfriend?
[09:02] ---
    No, no, we're just friends.
[09:06] ---
    Though by tomorrow, he might be my boyfriend.
[09:10] ---
    That makes sense!
[09:12] ---
    You always swore that you'd never
    date a guy shorter than you.
[09:17] ---
    Ah!
[09:18] ---
    Well...
[09:20] ---
    I've gotta get going. See ya later.
[09:23] ---
    See ya later!
[09:27] ---
    Otani...?
[09:31] ---
    Are you angry?
[09:34] ---
    Not really.
[09:36] ---
    I did say I'd never date
    a guy shorter than me...
[09:39] ---
    but that was a long time ago!
[09:41] ---
    I don't care about that.
[09:45] ---
    Then...what's wrong?
[09:48] ---
    You don't get it! I was just...!
[09:52] ---
    Oh, forget it.
[09:53] ---
    What is it! Now I feel really bad!
[09:56] ---
    Feel bad - I don't care.
[09:57] ---
    What's your problem? Otani!
[10:12] ---
    S...
[10:13] ---
    Sorry!
[10:14] ---
    I apolo...gize....
[10:15] ---
    You are tardy, Miss.
[10:17] ---
    Well, you usually are.
[10:19] ---
    What do you mean I usually am!
[10:21] ---
    Were you expecting me
    to be late or something?
[10:24] ---
    You can't deny the facts - you've been
    late 2 or 3 of the times we've met up.
[10:28] ---
    But so were you!
[10:29] ---
    First YOU'RE late, then you blame ME?
[10:33] ---
    No...um...
[10:35] ---
    Please, allow me to repay
    you somehow today...
[10:46] ---
    Sorry. Did you wait long?
[10:48] ---
    Nope, I just got here.
[10:52] ---
    I was hoping for THAT scenario.
[10:56] ---
    What's up?
[10:57] ---
    I forgot my purse!
[11:00] ---
    I was in a panic when I was leaving, so...
[11:02] ---
    I'll go get it!
[11:03] ---
    Moron! It's already starting!
[11:05] ---
    But my wallet...
[11:08] ---
    Oh, I've got some change
    in my pocket at least...
[11:10] ---
    What retirement home are YOU from?!
[11:12] ---
    Do ya want to just go play pachinko instead?!
[11:14] ---
    I SAID, I wanna go back to get my purse.
[11:18] ---
    Never mind.
[11:20] ---
    I'll treat today.
[11:23] ---
    Sorry.
[11:25] ---
    C'mon, let's go.
[11:29] ---
    I really am glad I kept your ticket for you.
[11:37] ---
    Konishi, Iwahashi, faster, faster!
[11:40] ---
    The hammer throw has already started!
[11:42] ---
    Murouchi might be up soon!
[11:44] ---
    - Noooo!
    - Hey there, kiddos, move it!
[11:48] ---
    Otani!
[11:49] ---
    What was that for, Lady?!
[11:54] ---
    ...Never mind, Miss.
[11:57] ---
    Let's go, Yamamo!
[11:58] ---
    'Kay!
[12:01] ---
    Are you okay?
[12:02] ---
    Yeah.
[12:03] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:05] ---
    When that lady's handbag hit
    against me, I cut my finger.
[12:09] ---
    Wait, I've got a band-aid!
[12:13] ---
    Good thing I always keep them in my pur...
[12:14] ---
    Aw, crap, I don't have my purse.
[12:21] ---
    That's probably Murouchi!
[12:22] ---
    Let's go!
[12:36] ---
    Murouchi, you're my hero!
[12:38] ---
    He crossed over 80 meters on his first throw!
[12:41] ---
    This sucks! I can't stand it.
[12:43] ---
    If Otani's ex Kanzaki
    had been in my position,
[12:48] ---
    she would have whipped out
    a band-aid right away.
[12:52] ---
    She'd have to be organized, being
    the Basketball manager and all.
[12:56] ---
    Thanks.
[12:58] ---
    ...just like that.
[13:01] ---
    She sure was cute.
[13:03] ---
    Koizumi, you've been nothing
    but sighs since we sat down.
[13:06] ---
    Are you bored?
[13:09] ---
    No, no, I love it!
[13:11] ---
    Is Murouchi gonna throw
    soon? I can hardly wait!
[13:15] ---
    Come this way!
[13:20] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[13:21] ---
    Forgetting a purse isn't a big deal.
[13:24] ---
    I'm sorry...
[13:25] ---
    Sorry I fail at being a girl...
[13:29] ---
    Koizumi.
[13:32] ---
    Remember how I wasn't
    talking to you for a while?
[13:35] ---
    Wanna know why?
[13:39] ---
    Are we "friends"?
[13:41] ---
    I wish you'd at least thought a little
    before you said we're "friends."
[13:47] ---
    You mean, when we ran into
    Akechi the other day?
[13:51] ---
    Yeah.
[13:52] ---
    Would "friends" really do what we did?
[13:55] ---
    "What we did"?
[14:01] ---
    You idiot!
[14:02] ---
    Do you really think I'd do THAT with
    someone I thought was just a "friend"?!
[14:08] ---
    For your information!
[14:09] ---
    I don't make out with my friends!
[14:18] ---
    Oh, I see.
[14:19] ---
    That makes sense.
[14:21] ---
    I guess friends don't really kiss like that.
[14:24] ---
    So...wait, what am I?
[14:27] ---
    You are a certified moron.
[14:30] ---
    But it's your fault, too! You
    never told me what I was to you!
[14:34] ---
    Figure it out yourself!
[14:35] ---
    Figure WHAT out?!
[14:36] ---
    I was just so happy you kissed me
    that my mind was full of rainbows!
[14:45] ---
    Would I do something sappy
    like that for no reason?
[14:49] ---
    You're not the only one whose
    mind was full of rainbows...
[14:53] ---
    What the hell?
[14:54] ---
    Will someone please arrest this man
    for attempted murder by heartgasm?
[15:00] ---
    This's a dream...
[15:04] ---
    Don't cry, moron.
[15:07] ---
    Here.
[15:11] ---
    I...love you!
[15:13] ---
    I freaking love you, Otani!
[15:15] ---
    Wait, what...!
[15:17] ---
    I love you! I love you so freaking much!
[15:19] ---
    I love you!
[15:20] ---
    I get it!
[15:21] ---
    I love you super!
[15:22] ---
    I get it!
[15:30] ---
    I love you...
[15:31] ---
    I know.
[15:33] ---
    What about you?
[15:35] ---
    Do you.. love me?
[15:40] ---
    Yeah.
[15:45] ---
    Congrats, you stud!
[15:47] ---
    You go, girl!
[15:57] ---
    Are you a moron?!
[15:59] ---
    Ya didn't have to yell
    it from the big screen!
[16:02] ---
    But I... I was just so happy!
[16:07] ---
    If only you could see how
    ugly you look right now!
[16:09] ---
    But I can't help it!
[16:11] ---
    You have a firm hold on my heart!
[16:17] ---
    Oh dear, have I grabbed your heart?
[16:19] ---
    Yeah.
[16:20] ---
    It's unfair.
[16:21] ---
    I wanna grab yours too.
[16:23] ---
    Are ya stupid?
[16:24] ---
    My heart can't be grabbed that easily.
[16:27] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[16:28] ---
    Go get us something to drink.
[16:29] ---
    YOUR treat.
[16:32] ---
    You have some change, right?
[16:34] ---
    Yeah.
[16:36] ---
    Don't'cha want to grab my heart?
[16:42] ---
    I look forward to grabbing it!
[16:44] ---
    Then be off with you.
[16:45] ---
    Aye!
[16:52] ---
    Otani sure is a great guy.
[16:55] ---
    Makes me fall for him all over again.
[16:58] ---
    I wonder if I'm good enough for him?
[17:04] ---
    But...he said he loves me.
[17:08] ---
    What a long journey that was.
[17:10] ---
    The first mutual love of my life!
[17:13] ---
    Well! Let's plunge feet
    first into my new love life!
[17:19] ---
    O...!
[17:25] ---
    Th...
[17:27] ---
    That's his ex-girlfriend!
[17:34] ---
    Huh? Was that just...?
[17:40] ---
    Ouch!
[17:42] ---
    I thought so!
[17:46] ---
    That looks painful!
[17:48] ---
    Did you trip on your shoe?
[17:50] ---
    I don't usually wear shoes like this...
[17:53] ---
    Sit down over there.
[17:54] ---
    Good thing I always bring band-aids...
[17:57] ---
    Of course. Of course she has band-aids.
[18:00] ---
    Can I lift your foot a little?
[18:02] ---
    - What a sturdy young lass she is...
[18:03] ---
    - At least it looks like you
    didn't sprain your ankle.
[18:07] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:09] ---
    Did I hurt you?
[18:10] ---
    What's up? Something wrong?
[18:12] ---
    Atsushi.
[18:14] ---
    She tripped on her shoe.
[18:16] ---
    Really?
[18:17] ---
    Why didn't ya tell me?
[18:19] ---
    I couldn't tell you!
[18:21] ---
    It's too pathetic! I look
    like a real loser right now!
[18:23] ---
    He'd never want to date a loser like me.
[18:26] ---
    Wouldn't Kanzaki be better for him?
[18:29] ---
    That's right, Kanzaki and her Giant broke
    up - she's supposed to be brokenhearted...
[18:34] ---
    Farewell, Otani.
[18:36] ---
    Our time together was
    fleeting, but fantastic!
[18:42] ---
    Thanks, Kanzaki.
[18:44] ---
    I can take care of things from here.
[18:45] ---
    Really?
[18:46] ---
    Okay.
[18:47] ---
    So...
[18:48] ---
    I'm sorry, what was your name again?
[18:51] ---
    Risa Koizumi.
[18:53] ---
    She's my girlfriend.
[18:55] ---
    Oh, really?
[18:57] ---
    Yeah.
[18:58] ---
    You should get going. Don't
    wanna keep the Giant waiting.
[19:01] ---
    That's right.
[19:02] ---
    Bye!
[19:11] ---
    Kanzaki and the Giant got back together.
[19:15] ---
    She said they came here together.
[19:18] ---
    Good for them, good for them.
[19:20] ---
    "Girlfriend"...
[19:23] ---
    Are you sure?
[19:25] ---
    Are you sure you're okay with
    ME being your girlfriend?
[19:28] ---
    What's come over you?
[19:30] ---
    Come on, show me your foot.
[19:32] ---
    Serves ya right for dressing up
    all fancy in the first place.
[19:35] ---
    Why'd ya do that anyway?
[19:37] ---
    Well...I...
[19:39] ---
    It's our very special first date.
[19:43] ---
    I wanted to at least try to be pretty.
[19:47] ---
    Aw, crap.
[19:49] ---
    I just got grabbed a little...
[19:52] ---
    What do ya mean!
[19:54] ---
    Never mind.
[19:56] ---
    After that, I spent the
    rest of the day crying.
[20:01] ---
    And because of that,
[20:02] ---
    I had to watch the Track and Field
    World Championships through foggy eyes.
[20:14] ---
    Murouchi sure did well.
[20:17] ---
    What's your problem - you're STILL crying?
[20:20] ---
    You're acting like a baby.
[20:21] ---
    Come on, wipe.
[20:24] ---
    You grabbed my heart again!
[20:27] ---
    How many hearts do you HAVE?
[20:33] ---
    Finally back to the Koizumi I know.
[20:36] ---
    Atchan!
[20:38] ---
    Mimi!
[20:39] ---
    I didn't know you were here.
[20:41] ---
    Yep. I came with Papa.
[20:43] ---
    What a beauty!
[20:46] ---
    "Atchan"? "Mimi"?
[20:49] ---
    Who is she?
[20:52] ---
    The girl next door.
[20:54] ---
    Hello.
[20:55] ---
    I'm Mimi Yoshioka.
[20:57] ---
    I'm 14.
[20:58] ---
    14??
[20:59] ---
    But she looks so old!
[21:01] ---
    Really?
[21:02] ---
    Atchan, who's this girl?
[21:03] ---
    Your friend?
[21:08] ---
    ...Girlfriend.
[21:10] ---
    Nice to meet'cha!
[21:13] ---
    No way!
[21:14] ---
    When did this happen?!
[21:15] ---
    You never told me!
[21:17] ---
    You're right, I didn't.
[21:18] ---
    You should've told me!
[21:19] ---
    Isn't your dad waiting for you?
[21:22] ---
    Let's go, Koizumi.
[21:23] ---
    Okay!
[21:24] ---
    See ya later, Mimi.
[21:30] ---
    I don't accept this.
[21:32] ---
    That LOSER is Atchan's girlfriend?
[21:36] ---
    I will not accept this!!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    Koizumi, wanna do your homework at my house?
[23:07] ---
    Sure! Isn't this super lovey?
[23:09] ---
    Oh, it's Mimi.
[23:10] ---
    I sense bloodlust...
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Declaration of War!!
    Dangerous Pretty Girl Burning With Jealousy!!"
SIGN    "Declaration of War!! Dangerous Pretty Girl Burning With Jealousy!!"
[23:18] ---
    Don't miss it!

E20 - Declaration of War! A Dangerous Beauty, Ablaze With Jealousy!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:34] ---
    Otani, dear?
[01:36] ---
    Good. Mor. Ning.
[01:40] ---
    Gross!
[01:41] ---
    Who're ya callin' "gross"?!
[01:42] ---
    Is that the way a guy
    addresses his girlfriend?
[01:45] ---
    You've sure gotten outspoken.
[01:47] ---
    That's 'cause I let ya get away
    with so much abuse up 'til now.
[01:50] ---
    It's payback time.
[01:53] ---
    I'll pay YOU back!
[01:55] ---
    Atchan!
[02:00] ---
    Good morning.
[02:01] ---
    Oh, it's her...
[02:04] ---
    The girl who lives next to Otani.
[02:07] ---
    You're Mew-mew!
[02:08] ---
    MIMI!
[02:09] ---
    Your girlfriend sure is funny.
[02:13] ---
    Oh, crap! We're late!
[02:14] ---
    That's your fault for
    standing around talking.
[02:17] ---
    Talking BACK to you for being so stupid!
[02:18] ---
    Well, Mimi, see ya later!
SIGN    "Declaration of War!! Dangerous Pretty Girl Burning With Jealousy!!"
[02:31] ---
    Wh-what's up, both of you?
[02:33] ---
    - Why didn't ya tell us?
[02:33] ---
    - When did this happen?
[02:34] ---
    - Of course!
[02:34] ---
    - Did he propose?
[02:35] ---
    - Congratulations!
[02:36] ---
    - Congratulations.
[02:36] ---
    - Miss Risa, is this true?
[02:38] ---
    Nskda kdner liqnvid!
[02:41] ---
    I'm so happy for you.
[02:42] ---
    I'm positively ecstatic!
[02:44] ---
    So FINALLY the awkward combo
    became an adoring couple.
SIGN    Tears...
[02:49] ---
    Congrats!
[02:51] ---
    Thanks.
[02:53] ---
    ...It's not THAT big a deal.
[02:54] ---
    HOW did this happen?!
[02:55] ---
    S-say it ain't so, Risa!
[02:58] ---
    Won't you reconsider?
[03:00] ---
    It's just WEIRD - you
    being with this thing...
[03:02] ---
    "This thing"? What the hell!
[03:03] ---
    Stay quiet, mirco-ant!
[03:05] ---
    Don't rub it in my face!
[03:06] ---
    Who's rubbing anything in your face?!
[03:08] ---
    You...
[03:09] ---
    This can't...
[03:15] ---
    Oh well...
[03:17] ---
    I knew that this day would come eventually...
[03:26] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[03:28] ---
    Mr. Nakano was looking for you guys.
[03:31] ---
    My scene's over?!
[03:36] ---
    Did you both forget to do
    your summer school homework?
[03:40] ---
    ...Yes.
[03:41] ---
    We're sorry, sir.
[03:43] ---
    I'd rather your alikeness not
    carry over to school assignments.
[03:45] ---
    Be sure to bring them in by Monday.
[03:47] ---
    Yes, sir.
[03:57] ---
    I'd completely forgotten about it!
[04:00] ---
    Let's split up our homework
    and get it done faster.
[04:03] ---
    But where?
[04:04] ---
    Suzuki likes the library - maybe there?
[04:07] ---
    I can't.
[04:08] ---
    If I set foot in a quiet
    place like a library...
[04:10] ---
    It sends a chill down my spine!
[04:12] ---
    Sends a chill down my spine too!
[04:21] ---
    Then, wanna come to my place?
[04:24] ---
    Sure!
[04:29] ---
    Hi, Atchan.
[04:31] ---
    I see you brought your girlfriend today.
[04:35] ---
    What are YOU doing here?
[04:37] ---
    Just brought the daily milk.
[04:39] ---
    Milk?
[04:43] ---
    She brings me milk every day
    - says it'll make me taller.
[04:46] ---
    It's a special milk!
[04:48] ---
    Straight from a Hokkaido family
    farm, it's chock-full of calcium!
[04:53] ---
    What's so funny?
[04:55] ---
    Come on! "Milk"!
[05:01] ---
    So you've brought the milk.
[05:03] ---
    You can go home now.
[05:04] ---
    But Mimi wants to hang
    out with your girlfriend!
[05:07] ---
    Too bad.
[05:08] ---
    We need to do some homework.
[05:12] ---
    Aw, come on, Otani, she can stay for a bit.
[05:14] ---
    Yay!
[05:19] ---
    Just for a bit.
[05:21] ---
    I got'cha!
[05:23] ---
    Atchan, could ya come down for a minute?
[05:25] ---
    What is it NOW?
[05:33] ---
    She sure is cute.
[05:36] ---
    Mimi, you sure are tall.
[05:38] ---
    How many centimeters?
[05:40] ---
    172.
[05:42] ---
    Me too!
[05:45] ---
    Oh, really...
[05:47] ---
    But Atchan always said he'd never
    date a girl taller than him.
[05:51] ---
    I guess he did...
[05:54] ---
    But I'm apparently an exception.
[05:56] ---
    Not sure why, though.
[05:59] ---
    Hey, do you know that Atchan's
    ex-girlfriend is little?
[06:03] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[06:05] ---
    So little and cute...
[06:08] ---
    That's why Mimi gave up on him.
[06:15] ---
    Mimi...you have a crush on Otani?
[06:18] ---
    Yeah.
[06:19] ---
    But Atchan likes small girls.
[06:22] ---
    And poor Mimi is tall.
[06:24] ---
    That's why Mimi brings him milk
    every day - to make him taller.
[06:29] ---
    Oh...
[06:31] ---
    Mimi thought that once Atchan
    got taller than me...
[06:34] ---
    that we could date.
[06:38] ---
    Well, um...
[06:41] ---
    I feel kinda sorry...
[06:48] ---
    Damn. I missed.
[06:53] ---
    You feel "sorry"?! Like HELL ya do!
[06:56] ---
    I don't know what kind of
    VOODOO you pulled on him...
[07:02] ---
    Do ya want an udon noodle through the nose ??
[07:07] ---
    Er, n-not particularly...
[07:09] ---
    There's no way Atchan would
    date a WITCH like you.
[07:13] ---
    M-M-Mimi--
[07:14] ---
    DO NOT DEFILE MY NAME WITH YOUR FOUL MOUTH!
[07:20] ---
    Next time I so much as see ya near
    Atchan, I'm beating ya to a pulp!
[07:31] ---
    I brought some tea.
[07:32] ---
    Otani! Rescue me!
[07:35] ---
    Yay, cake, cake!
[07:39] ---
    Mimi wants the Mont Blanc cake!
[07:41] ---
    May I?
[07:42] ---
    ...Go ahead.
[07:45] ---
    Your girlfriend is so nice!
[07:49] ---
    ...Was I dreaming just now?
[07:53] ---
    What's wrong, Koizumi?
[07:55] ---
    N-nothing...
[08:05] ---
    It wasn't a dream?!
[08:08] ---
    That's the strangest face
    I've ever seen ya make.
[08:10] ---
    Mimi, you're going home
    after you finish that.
[08:12] ---
    'Kaaaay!
SIGN    Mimi Yoshioka: My fatal smile will make every boy my SLAVE
[08:26] ---
    She's a model - the plot thickens...
[08:30] ---
    That model lives next door to Otani?
[08:32] ---
    That really is something!
[08:35] ---
    Oh, it's Mimi.
[08:41] ---
    I don't think telling Otani
    about her would help...
[08:46] ---
    Well, I guess it's nothing to worry about.
[08:52] ---
    Now that our homework is finished,
    wanna go out somewhere?
[08:54] ---
    Of course I do!
[08:57] ---
    She can do or say anything to me.
[08:59] ---
    As long as I have Otani's
    love, I'm a happy girl!
[09:02] ---
    Atchan!
[09:08] ---
    What are you doing here?
[09:10] ---
    Your girlfriend and Mimi are super-tight.
[09:13] ---
    So we promised to hang out today.
[09:15] ---
    Right?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah, fine.
[09:22] ---
    You girls can go together then.
[09:24] ---
    What about you?
[09:25] ---
    I don't wanna be escorted home by TWO giants!
[09:28] ---
    That'd make you a kidnapped alien, after all.
[09:30] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[09:32] ---
    Jeez.
[09:34] ---
    Ah! Wait, don't go, Otani!
[09:36] ---
    Hey, WITCH.
[09:39] ---
    Old Witch, you know what
    this means, don't ya?
[09:42] ---
    Lemme borrow ya for a bit.
[09:44] ---
    Why is this happening...
[09:58] ---
    She's staring daggers...
[10:04] ---
    How far did ya go to get Atchan to say yes?
[10:08] ---
    I went above and beyond!
[10:12] ---
    You moron!
[10:13] ---
    I went BEYOND your above!
[10:15] ---
    Mimi is SUCH a cutie in front of him, right?
[10:20] ---
    And I've ALWAYS put up that front for
    him ever since I got feelings for him.
[10:24] ---
    Do ya have ANY idea how
    much crap I went through?
[10:26] ---
    I'm sure it must have been crappy...
[10:30] ---
    And that's not the worst of it...
[10:32] ---
    I've been giving him milk every day,
[10:35] ---
    but he hasn't grown a lousy
    centimeter since junior high!
[10:37] ---
    For real?
[10:39] ---
    For real.
[10:41] ---
    Meanwhile, cute little Mimi graduated
    elementary school at a whopping 170 cm!
[10:47] ---
    I was 168 when I left the sixth grade!
[10:50] ---
    No way!
[10:51] ---
    You lie!
[10:52] ---
    It sucked! I was always the tallest
    in the class, ever since kindergarten.
[10:56] ---
    So was Mimi!
[10:58] ---
    I was even taller than the boys!
[11:00] ---
    So was I!
[11:02] ---
    Didn't that seriously suck?
[11:04] ---
    We couldn't help but stand out.
[11:06] ---
    Preach it, sister!
[11:07] ---
    And good luck trying to goof off a
    little in class, teacher would always -
[11:09] ---
    WHO SAID I BROUGHT YOU HERE
    FOR A FRIENDLY BITCH SESSION??
[11:13] ---
    Huh? I was just going along with it?
[11:15] ---
    Well, shut up!
[11:19] ---
    ...Having said that, even
    proud-hearted Mimi...
[11:22] ---
    was able to give up when he got
    such a cute little girlfriend.
[11:26] ---
    I guess it's hard to compete
    when you're this tall.
[11:29] ---
    I totally feel ya.
[11:31] ---
    Right?!
[11:32] ---
    And she's a really sweet person, to boot!
[11:34] ---
    I almost wondered if she
    was a devil in disguise.
[11:36] ---
    Like you.
[11:38] ---
    That's right. Mimi IS a devil in disguise...
[11:40] ---
    Wait, I told ya to shut up!
[11:41] ---
    Who're you callin' a "devil", jackass!
[11:44] ---
    S...sorry about that.
[11:46] ---
    And just when he finally breaks up with
    her now I have to deal with THIS BS!
[11:50] ---
    Giant AND stupid!
[11:52] ---
    Let's get one thing straight: Mimi
    loses to no one - especially you!
[11:55] ---
    I vow to steal Atchan back from you.
[12:00] ---
    That's all I wanted to say.
[12:03] ---
    D-don't go!
[12:06] ---
    What is it?
[12:12] ---
    S...
[12:13] ---
    Sorry, but could ya loan me some cash?
[12:18] ---
    I've only got 50 yen...
[12:20] ---
    Fifty...?
[12:21] ---
    You've got some nerve entering
    a diner with only that much!
[12:23] ---
    I commend your brash stupidity!
[12:26] ---
    I forgot that I'd spent my
    allowance on this magazine.
[12:29] ---
    You're just so cute in it
    that I splurged a little.
[12:33] ---
    Oh, you poor dear.
[12:34] ---
    I'll make a special exception for today.
[12:37] ---
    What a sweetie!
[12:46] ---
    ...I forgot my wallet at school.
[12:48] ---
    What do we do now?
[12:56] ---
    That'll be 630 yen.
[13:00] ---
    Why do you guys hate me so much?
[13:03] ---
    We're really sorry.
[13:06] ---
    Atchan.
[13:09] ---
    What's so great about her?
[13:12] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[13:13] ---
    I mean, she's the complete
    opposite type as your ex.
[13:16] ---
    She's taller than you.
[13:18] ---
    She went into a restaurant with only 50 yen.
[13:20] ---
    I just don't understand why
    anyone would want to date her.
[13:25] ---
    ...It's not really appropriate for
    us to discuss this in front of her.
[13:28] ---
    I don't care!
[13:29] ---
    Mimi wants to know!
[13:31] ---
    Screw that.
[13:32] ---
    This has nothing to do with you.
[13:39] ---
    Otani...
[13:40] ---
    But it has everything to do with me.
[13:41] ---
    Because Mimi loves you
    much more than she does!
[13:46] ---
    Mimi...
[13:51] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:58] ---
    ATCHAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
[14:01] ---
    Mimi?
[14:02] ---
    I'll go talk to her.
[14:04] ---
    Wha...
[14:11] ---
    Because I know just how Mimi feels.
[14:40] ---
    Did Atchan say anything?
[14:43] ---
    Was he mad at Mimi??
[14:46] ---
    No...he wasn't mad.
[14:50] ---
    He should be!
[14:51] ---
    I lost my temper and said he's an asshole.
[14:56] ---
    ATCHAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
[15:02] ---
    But you don't need to worry about that.
[15:04] ---
    Otani actually is an asshole.
[15:07] ---
    You tell him how you feel,
    and that's his response.
[15:09] ---
    He really is stupid.
[15:10] ---
    Atchan is NOT stupid!
[15:12] ---
    Anyone would be confused if a
    girl suddenly told him that.
[15:14] ---
    MIMI is the one at fault!
[15:16] ---
    So don't you dare trash-talk Atchan!
[15:23] ---
    I never wanted to tell him...like that...
[15:26] ---
    Not while yelling at him...
[15:28] ---
    Not like that...!
[15:35] ---
    And it's all your damn fault!
[15:39] ---
    You've messed up Mimi's life plan, you bitch!
[15:42] ---
    What'cha gonna do about it, eh?!
[15:45] ---
    Stop squirming and spit it out, won't'cha?
[15:48] ---
    What's it gonna be, bitch?
[15:53] ---
    Mi...mi?
[16:00] ---
    Ah, crap.
[16:06] ---
    She was so thoroughly depressed...
[16:08] ---
    that Otani saw her true colors.
[16:10] ---
    What the hell was that all about?
[16:11] ---
    Is the Mimi I know all just an act?
[16:16] ---
    A girl always wants to be pretty and
    proper around the guy she likes.
[16:19] ---
    Just like me!
[16:21] ---
    Gross, gross.
[16:22] ---
    Don't call me gross!
[16:24] ---
    There it is.
[16:25] ---
    You call THAT "pretty and proper"?
[16:26] ---
    YOU made me go there!...
[16:29] ---
    I mean,
[16:31] ---
    Did Mimi talk to you after that?
[16:33] ---
    Yeah.
[16:34] ---
    In fact, she asked if we'd hang
    out with her after school today.
[16:38] ---
    W-why?
[16:39] ---
    Maybe Mimi's taking off the gloves...
[16:41] ---
    Does she mean business this time?
[16:46] ---
    Whaddaya mean "serious"?
[16:49] ---
    If a girl THAT pretty gets serious,
    even Otani's stupidity isn't immune...
[16:55] ---
    Well I'm not gonna let her outshine me!
[16:58] ---
    No way am I gonna undo all the hard
    work I put into this relationship!
[17:03] ---
    We're gonna go wherever Atchan wants to go.
[17:05] ---
    If that's cool with you, that is.
[17:07] ---
    It's cool.
[17:11] ---
    Y-you girls are scaring me...
[17:13] ---
    Let's go, Atchan.
[17:21] ---
    Please, girls, just go off without me!
[17:32] ---
    Which one first? Which one first?
[17:34] ---
    Ah! That one's open!
[17:36] ---
    We're going in!
[17:37] ---
    Wahoo!
[17:38] ---
    Atchan?
[17:56] ---
    Huh? Where did Mimi go?
SIGN    Karaoke
[18:04] ---
    Oh, THERE you are.
[18:06] ---
    Mimi, come join us!
[18:10] ---
    ...I'm leaving.
[18:13] ---
    Mimi's going home!
[18:14] ---
    Mimi.
[18:19] ---
    There's something I need
    to make clear to you.
[18:23] ---
    Don't say it.
[18:27] ---
    ...You're gonna say "no," aren't you.
[18:34] ---
    Mimi...
SIGN    Sticker Pictures
[18:37] ---
    Mimi...
[18:39] ---
    No...
[18:40] ---
    Mimi.
[18:41] ---
    Shut up!
[18:44] ---
    Mimi.
[18:45] ---
    Listen to me!
[18:48] ---
    No! I don't wanna listen!
[18:50] ---
    - I have
    - Noooo!
[18:51] ---
    - for Koizumi, so
    - Agggghh!
[18:53] ---
    Don't say it!
[18:54] ---
    Mimi!
[18:54] ---
    No!!
[18:56] ---
    I don't--
[18:56] ---
    Shut up!
[18:57] ---
    MORON!!
[19:02] ---
    Wh-what?
[19:03] ---
    You think YOU love Otani more than I do?
[19:06] ---
    You sure talk big, but you run
    at the first sign of trouble!
[19:09] ---
    You're his girlfriend! You don't
    know what rejection feels li--
[19:12] ---
    But I DO know!
[19:13] ---
    He rejected me twice!
[19:16] ---
    He put me into the friend zone,
[19:18] ---
    but I didn't give up. I kept trying.
[19:22] ---
    ...No way.
[19:24] ---
    And I may finally be his girlfriend,
[19:26] ---
    but he calls me "stupid"
    and "gross" all the time.
[19:28] ---
    It's like I can't even tell
    if he likes me or hates me.
[19:32] ---
    Wha...this isn't helping...
[19:33] ---
    But I love him so much
    that none of that matters!
[19:42] ---
    If you don't have the balls to listen to him
    rejecting you, then you don't deserve him!
[20:01] ---
    Hey... was Mimi mad when she left?
[20:04] ---
    Not at all.
[20:05] ---
    She said there was no way she could be
    as stupid as you so she's giving up.
[20:09] ---
    Is that a compliment?
[20:13] ---
    When you first rejected her,
    she must've been devastated.
[20:18] ---
    But it looks like her
    persistence turned you around.
[20:22] ---
    She's a really strong woman.
[20:37] ---
    You said something interesting back there.
[20:39] ---
    Something about not being able to
    tell if I like you or hate you.
[20:43] ---
    Well, I guess I was just
    caught in the moment...
[20:59] ---
    You stayed two steps above me on purpose.
[21:01] ---
    It just looks better that way.
[21:05] ---
    Let's go.
[21:14] ---
    Seriously...there's a lot to deal with.
[21:17] ---
    But I hope that it sticks.
[21:19] ---
    I hope we can be together forever.
[21:22] ---
    Forever.
[21:26] ---
    Are you making up some test questions?
[21:28] ---
    Uh, no.
[21:29] ---
    I was just looking over everyone's
    plans after graduation.
[21:33] ---
    They're coming up to the home stretch.
[21:35] ---
    They sure are.
[21:37] ---
    Looks like the All Hanshin
    Kyojin will have to disband.
SIGN    Post Graduation Plans
SIGN    Name: Atsushi Otani, male, Basketball Team
SIGN    Future Plans: College
SIGN    Osaka Kinesiology University: Physical Education Department
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    I'm going to college.
[23:07] ---
    No!
[23:08] ---
    If you go off to college,
    what's gonna happen to us?
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:13] ---
    Next episode, "Foreboding Break Up?!
    Risa's and Otani's Separate Paths."
SIGN    "Foreboding Break Up?! Risa's and Otani's Separate Paths."
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!

E21 - A Premonition of Separation?! Lisa and Ōtani's Paths Diverge

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:32] ---
    I...I can't believe it!
[01:34] ---
    How can you NOT know what your boyfriend
    wants to do after high school?
[01:37] ---
    Well, we never really
    talk about that stuff...
[01:40] ---
    Why not?!
[01:41] ---
    It's our last fall of high school!
[01:44] ---
    If you're not talking about college,
    what ARE you talking about?
SIGN    SEA
[01:50] ---
    About how we need to get tickets
    to the next Sea Monk concert!
[01:54] ---
    I should've guessed...
[01:56] ---
    That's irrelevant!
[01:57] ---
    Doesn't it worry you that your plans
    and his plans might not match up?
[02:01] ---
    Did you guys talk it over
    with Suzuki and Nakao?
[02:05] ---
    Of course we did.
[02:07] ---
    Nakaochi is gonna work for his
    family's Japanese sweets shop,
[02:10] ---
    So I'm gonna study nutrition at a
    community college to support him.
[02:14] ---
    You're just like Yamaguchi
    Kazuyoshi's wife! Good woman!
[02:17] ---
    Moron! It's Yamauchi Kazutoyo's wife!
[02:19] ---
    Ah, you're right...
[02:21] ---
    What about you, Chiharu?
[02:23] ---
    I've decided to attend the
    same university as Suzuki.
[02:27] ---
    R...really?
[02:29] ---
    You guys really got it together...
[02:31] ---
    Compared to me... compared to me...!!
SIGN    "Foreboding Break Up?! Risa's and Otani's Separate Paths."
[02:40] ---
    Yeah, I'm going to college.
[02:43] ---
    COLLEGE??
[02:45] ---
    Don't freak out, man!
[02:46] ---
    Are you seriously going??
[02:48] ---
    Of course I'm going.
[02:50] ---
    Oh, so you were serious.
[02:52] ---
    Yup.
[02:52] ---
    But you'd never get accepted.
[02:55] ---
    Oh, you went there, didn't you!
[02:57] ---
    Entrance exams are tough, I hear.
[02:59] ---
    I know that!
[03:00] ---
    And with tuition and boarding,
    college sure is expensive.
[03:03] ---
    Before you waste precious time
    and money, why not reconsider?
[03:05] ---
    Okay?
[03:07] ---
    Why can't ya just say, "Wow!" or "That's
    so cool!" like a normal girlfriend!
[03:10] ---
    Don't get me wrong, I think taking on
    such a futile challenge IS admirable...
[03:16] ---
    That's not encouraging!
[03:19] ---
    Otani, if I were your girlfriend,
    I'd try to stop ya too.
[03:23] ---
    Right?
[03:24] ---
    So would I.
[03:27] ---
    Just how stupid do you
    guys think I am anyway?!
[03:30] ---
    Really stupid.
[03:31] ---
    Really stupid.
[03:34] ---
    Why are you taking it out on ME?
[03:37] ---
    Because you piss me off the most!
[03:39] ---
    Well, PARDON me for being an honest gal.
[03:43] ---
    You guys're harsh. I can do it if I try.
[03:46] ---
    We think you can't do it even if you try.
[03:49] ---
    Stop thinking!
[03:50] ---
    I'm doing this.
[03:51] ---
    I know I'll make it into college!
[03:53] ---
    Just you wait, suckers!
[03:57] ---
    Otani?
[04:01] ---
    Otani, wait up!
[04:04] ---
    Did ya come to mock me some more?
[04:05] ---
    No.
[04:07] ---
    Hey, Otani, why did ya suddenly
    decide to go to college?
[04:11] ---
    It wasn't a sudden decision.
[04:13] ---
    I've been thinking about it for a while.
[04:15] ---
    You see, I...
[04:17] ---
    Ah! It's Old Man Otani!
[04:20] ---
    Play basketball with us!
[04:22] ---
    Hey, ya scared me. Why're ya
    guys following me like that?
[04:26] ---
    Old Man, we wanna play with you!
[04:27] ---
    Play with us, play with us!
[04:29] ---
    But this old man is busy
    studying for college.
[04:31] ---
    There's no way.
[04:32] ---
    Woah, lame!
[04:34] ---
    "College," he said!
[04:36] ---
    Oh shut up! Go home to your mommies!
[04:40] ---
    Jeez.
[04:41] ---
    Who were they?
[04:41] ---
    Kids from my neighborhood.
[04:43] ---
    I've been playing basketball
    with them every once in a while.
[04:45] ---
    Or they're playing basketball
    with YOU, rather...
[04:47] ---
    Shut up.
[04:50] ---
    Here's my plan...
[04:52] ---
    I want to keep playing basketball.
[04:54] ---
    At college?
[04:55] ---
    After college, actually.
[04:58] ---
    Be something like a basketball coach.
[05:01] ---
    I'll go to college, get
    my teaching credential...
[05:04] ---
    Then I could play basketball
    every day with kids like that.
[05:07] ---
    I think it would be fun.
[05:08] ---
    So you mean you want to get your
    credential and then become a PE teacher?
[05:13] ---
    Yeah, well, it's still
    just an idea right now.
[05:15] ---
    Umm...
[05:17] ---
    I mean, I like kids, too, so
    maybe teach elementary school...
[05:22] ---
    An elementary school teacher?
[05:24] ---
    It's just an idea.
[05:25] ---
    Just an idea.
[05:27] ---
    Otani teaching...elementary...school...
[05:33] ---
    A TEACHER!
[05:34] ---
    Otani, as a TEACHER!
[05:36] ---
    It's not THAT funny...
SIGN    Hehehehehe!
[05:43] ---
    THIS is why I didn't tell you.
[05:45] ---
    No, that's DEFINITELY his girlfriend.
[05:48] ---
    But he's shorter than she is.
[05:51] ---
    That's against society's rules!
[05:52] ---
    You guys're still here?
[05:54] ---
    I'm confiscating your ball!
[05:56] ---
    Gimme my ball back, baldy!
[05:58] ---
    I'm not a baldy! If ya want the
    ball back, come and get it!
[06:01] ---
    Wait up, old man!
[06:02] ---
    Otani really is good with kids.
[06:04] ---
    He'd be a big hit!
[06:06] ---
    Come on!
[06:08] ---
    Otani, teaching elementary school...
[06:12] ---
    You wouldn't be able to tell who was
    the teacher and who was the student.
[06:18] ---
    But...It really does suit him somehow.
[06:21] ---
    It might be an unreachable dream...
[06:23] ---
    But I'm gonna support him.
[06:26] ---
    But I didn't have much
    time to think about that.
[06:28] ---
    Before Otani's college entrance exam,
[06:30] ---
    A very deep, very impactful
    incident happened to us!
[06:37] ---
    Nobuko is leaving??
[06:39] ---
    To a college in Hokkaido??
[06:41] ---
    Oh? You guys didn't know?
[06:46] ---
    Well, she is.
[06:52] ---
    Nobuko... I wonder what's come over her?
[06:54] ---
    I know she loved Hokkaido on
    our school trip, but still...
[06:59] ---
    That's not why I'm leaving.
[07:00] ---
    Then why?
[07:02] ---
    Are your parents moving there?
[07:03] ---
    My grandma's not doing so well.
[07:05] ---
    So she's going to live on a farm in Hokkaido.
[07:08] ---
    And I'm going to stay with her.
[07:10] ---
    What about your mom and dad?
[07:12] ---
    They both have their jobs
    here - they can't move.
[07:15] ---
    And even though she's from Hokkaido
    and has old friends there...
[07:18] ---
    I still don't want her to be there all alone.
[07:21] ---
    Are you okay with this, Nakao?
[07:24] ---
    It's a long distance relationship.
[07:25] ---
    Absolutely...
[07:27] ---
    Okay!
[07:28] ---
    Right?
[07:30] ---
    We'll call each other every day!
[07:32] ---
    Right?
SIGN    Cheesy
[07:33] ---
    Good to know...
[07:35] ---
    Nobuko and Nakao are going long distance?
[07:38] ---
    Hey, Risa, wanna come shopping
    with me after school?
[07:41] ---
    Don't you need to study
    for the entrance exam?
[07:43] ---
    Hokkaido's community colleges
    go on recommendations.
[07:46] ---
    Getting those is easy.
[07:47] ---
    Then all I need is an interview
    and I'm good to go.
[07:50] ---
    I didn't know...
[07:51] ---
    Then, it's decided!
[07:54] ---
    Sorry about that, Risa.
[07:56] ---
    What about?
[07:58] ---
    For taking so long to tell
    you I was going to Hokkaido.
[08:01] ---
    No prob. It was a sudden decision, right?
[08:03] ---
    Yep, yep.
[08:04] ---
    Wait, you're not buying ALL of those, are ya?
[08:07] ---
    I need to buy everything I'll need now!
[08:09] ---
    I won't be able to come
    back to buy more later.
[08:11] ---
    Ah, I see...
[08:13] ---
    And when I told Grandma
    I was moving to Hokkaido,
[08:16] ---
    she gave me a lot of money.
[08:18] ---
    Lucky duck...
[08:19] ---
    That reminds me, you said Grandma
    paid you to massage her shoulders...
[08:24] ---
    Yep. That's why I need to take
    this opportunity to repay her.
[08:28] ---
    I really love my Grandma.
[08:33] ---
    ...But what about Nakao?
[08:40] ---
    I love him too.
[08:43] ---
    Are you okay with this?
[08:45] ---
    Yep! Nakao said he was okay with it too.
[08:48] ---
    He's gonna come over and eat dinner
    with the family tonight too.
[08:52] ---
    Hey, Risa!
[08:54] ---
    Which one do you think is cuter?
[08:56] ---
    This one.
[08:58] ---
    Well... Nobuko has such a
    good head on her shoulders.
[09:02] ---
    I'm sure that she's confident she
    can start over in a city far away...
[09:10] ---
    Nakao, want me to bring you an egg?
[09:12] ---
    Sure.
[09:14] ---
    Thanks.
[09:16] ---
    Nakao, are you okay with this?
[09:19] ---
    Are you really okay with me
    taking Nobuko far away from you?
[09:24] ---
    I care about you, too, Grandma.
[09:26] ---
    I'd be worried to have you
    move far away on your own.
[09:32] ---
    I really am blessed to have
    such a great granddaughter!
[09:36] ---
    Even her boyfriend is wonderful.
[09:39] ---
    Grandma.
[09:41] ---
    Thanks.
[09:44] ---
    Nobuko.
[09:49] ---
    Allow Grandma to perform
    a special trick for Nakao!
[09:53] ---
    A trick?
[09:59] ---
    Grandma!
[10:00] ---
    Grandma?
[10:02] ---
    Tibetan Guard Dog!
[10:07] ---
    That was a good one!
[10:11] ---
    Grandma, you shouldn't excite
    yourself in your condition.
[10:16] ---
    That was lots of fun.
[10:18] ---
    Bye-bye.
[10:19] ---
    Have a safe trip home!
[10:22] ---
    Nakaochi!
[10:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:27] ---
    About what?
[10:29] ---
    No...It's nothing.
[10:32] ---
    See ya tomorrow.
[10:37] ---
    Until then...
[10:39] ---
    None of us - not even Nobuko
    - knew how Nakao really felt.
[10:44] ---
    But as the day for Nobuko to go to Hokkaido
    to have her interview got closer...
[10:49] ---
    ...Nakao started falling apart.
SIGN    Class 3-2
[11:05] ---
    Nakao sure has been acting weird.
[11:07] ---
    How so?
[11:08] ---
    Well, yesterday he was...
[11:10] ---
    ...Like that. Isn't that funny?
[11:12] ---
    It's impossible! Im-freaking-possible!
[11:15] ---
    What kinda trick?
[11:16] ---
    What kinda trick?
[11:18] ---
    What a half-assed reality she lives in...
[11:21] ---
    Hello, well, yes, thank you so much.
[11:25] ---
    What the hell are ya doing?
[11:29] ---
    Ah, I'm fine, thanks.
[11:32] ---
    Ah! Peeping Tom!
[11:34] ---
    NOW what've you done?!
[11:36] ---
    Don't worry, I'm okay.
[11:41] ---
    Um, you're spilling it, Nakao.
[11:44] ---
    Wow, you're right. So prettyyyy.
[11:47] ---
    ...That's how he's been.
[11:48] ---
    Something's definitely wrong.
[11:50] ---
    Don't'cha think Nakao is
    actually upset about Nobuko--
[11:53] ---
    Guys, come quickly! Nakao
    fell down the stairs!
[11:56] ---
    He fell?!
[11:57] ---
    Chiharu, where's Nobuko?
[11:59] ---
    She's in the faculty lounge
    talking to Mr. Nakano.
[12:02] ---
    I'll go get Nobuko, you go check on Nakao!
[12:06] ---
    Listen, you...
[12:08] ---
    You've gotta stop doing this.
[12:10] ---
    Sorry.
[12:11] ---
    Lucky for me, it was just a scratch.
[12:15] ---
    You're NOT lucky! You need
    to pull yourself together.
[12:19] ---
    ...You think I'm not pulled together?
[12:21] ---
    If ya were, you wouldn't've
    fallen down the stairs.
[12:24] ---
    Guess so...
[12:26] ---
    You're probably right.
[12:27] ---
    Something's not right with you these days.
[12:33] ---
    Hey...
SIGN    Infirmary
[12:35] ---
    You actually don't want Nobuko
    to move to Hokkaido, do you.
[12:40] ---
    You're right.
[12:44] ---
    But...
[12:46] ---
    I don't want to put her in a bad position,
[12:48] ---
    So please, don't tell her.
[12:49] ---
    I don't want to stand in her way.
[12:55] ---
    Nobuko!
[12:57] ---
    Wait, don't go!
[13:05] ---
    Sh...she heard me?
[13:08] ---
    Nakao...
[13:13] ---
    Nobuko...
[13:18] ---
    Risa!
[13:19] ---
    What should I do?!
[13:21] ---
    I was...
[13:22] ---
    I was so stressed trying
    to come up with a decision.
[13:27] ---
    But I...But I...
[13:34] ---
    Why are YOU crying?
[13:36] ---
    Because...You're usually
    the one who helps me out.
[13:41] ---
    But I can't think of
    anything consoling to say!
[13:45] ---
    I'm just so pathetic...
[13:48] ---
    I wasn't expecting any poetry from you, Risa.
[13:50] ---
    So don't ask me for advice.
[13:53] ---
    Then don't chase after me to give me advice.
[13:55] ---
    But I can't help it, you're my best friend!
[13:59] ---
    I just don't understand anything!
[14:02] ---
    Neither do I!
[14:05] ---
    Let's leave them alone.
[14:07] ---
    Let's go.
[14:08] ---
    I've made a decision.
[14:10] ---
    Wait...you're gonna tell
    her how you really feel?
[14:14] ---
    I'm gonna take a stand.
[14:19] ---
    Stop calling me pet names like "Nakaochi"!
[14:22] ---
    Why're ya wearing sunglasses, Nakaochi?
[14:25] ---
    Like that. Don't put a "chi" after my name.
[14:28] ---
    That slang's way outdated.
[14:30] ---
    What's going on here?
[14:32] ---
    Nakaochi has lost his marbles.
[14:34] ---
    Call me "Master," underlings!
[14:36] ---
    Um, hey man...
[14:37] ---
    Just drop the act. Let's go home.
[14:40] ---
    If ya wanna go home, go home.
[14:42] ---
    I'm gonna walk with some other chicks.
[14:45] ---
    What are you doing, man?
[14:47] ---
    Weren't ya gonna "take a stand"?
[14:49] ---
    I've kept quiet about this all along, but...
[14:51] ---
    I've got three girls on the side.
[14:54] ---
    Woah, now you're taking this joke too far!
[14:56] ---
    What are you doing, Nakaochi?
[14:59] ---
    Are ya deaf?! I've got
    three girls on the side!
[15:02] ---
    Listen, Nakaochi...
[15:05] ---
    Maiko!
[15:12] ---
    This is my first side-girlfriend, Maiko.
[15:14] ---
    Mai...Mai...Ma-Ma...Maity??
[15:18] ---
    My, but you say such strange things.
[15:19] ---
    My name is MAIKO.
[15:21] ---
    What the hell are you doing?!
[15:22] ---
    Take off that wig right now!
[15:25] ---
    Oh, myyyy, not you too...
[15:27] ---
    Suzuko!
[15:31] ---
    Su...Su-Su...Suzuki??
[15:34] ---
    Sorry...
[15:36] ---
    And my number 3 lover, Haruko...
[15:39] ---
    C'mon, that's enough, jackass!
[15:41] ---
    Hey! Let "Haruko" come out!
[15:43] ---
    Come on!
[15:44] ---
    - Please wait a moment - your
    makeup needs finishing...
[15:45] ---
    - Open up! Haruko wants out!
[15:47] ---
    - What are you trying to do?
[15:51] ---
    Nakaochi, what's up?
[15:53] ---
    I'm a horrible excuse for a man.
    Just forget about me, Nobuko.
[15:59] ---
    I'm gonna enjoy my wonderful harem
    life with these lovely ladies.
[16:02] ---
    You're an abomintation.
[16:04] ---
    "Abomintation"?
[16:06] ---
    "Abomination"...I think that's what he meant.
[16:08] ---
    Abomintation.
[16:10] ---
    Do ya get it?
[16:12] ---
    Yeah...I think I do.
[16:15] ---
    Then go home!
[16:18] ---
    Nobuko...
[16:22] ---
    I'm Haruko.
[16:26] ---
    What was that for!
[16:27] ---
    JACKASS!
[16:28] ---
    Haruko! Haruko!
[16:29] ---
    - Nobuko!
[16:29] ---
    - I don't want my grand entrance
    to be thwarted by the likes of you!
[16:34] ---
    Hey, you! Abomintation-man!
[16:37] ---
    What was with that lousy sketch ya just did?!
[16:41] ---
    I was hoping...Nobuko would hate me.
[16:45] ---
    She would hate me...
[16:47] ---
    Then forget about me...
[16:49] ---
    I thought it would be easier if
    she didn't have to worry about me.
[16:52] ---
    And so I employed the help
    of those lovely ladies...
[16:55] ---
    You freaking moron! Why
    didn't you ask ME for help?
[16:59] ---
    Because you'd get mad at me.
[17:00] ---
    Of course I'd get mad!
[17:08] ---
    If you're gonna cry like a baby over it,
    then don't mess things up for yourself!
[17:11] ---
    If ya don't want her to leave then
    you should just tell her the truth!
[17:15] ---
    Otani...
[17:25] ---
    I'm sorry - I really appreciate the earrings.
[17:28] ---
    But Grandma is against "defacing the
    perfect body my parents gave me."
[17:33] ---
    Sorry...I thought you had pierced ears...
SIGN    Risa calling
[17:48] ---
    I'm still going to move to Hokkaido.
[17:51] ---
    Nobuko...
[17:53] ---
    This may sound silly, but Nakao's stupid
    stunt made the decision more clear.
[17:57] ---
    If he's willing to go that far
    for me, I'd feel bad NOT going.
[18:01] ---
    But...
[18:02] ---
    But, Nobuko...
[18:05] ---
    I sincerely believe that Otani and I
    wouldn't be together if it weren't for you.
[18:10] ---
    Why're you going sappy on me all of a sudden?
[18:13] ---
    Because you were with me,
    I was able to keep going.
[18:16] ---
    If I'd been alone...
[18:18] ---
    I'd still be up to my awkward antics...
[18:21] ---
    Mr. Policeman! A strange
    lady is talking to me!
[18:24] ---
    Hey, cut it out!
[18:25] ---
    I'm trying to say...
[18:27] ---
    What you think...or what you decide...
[18:34] ---
    I'm sure you're not making a mistake!
[18:36] ---
    I'm sure everything will go well!
[18:39] ---
    If you decide to go to Hokkaido,
    you'll be just fine.
[18:43] ---
    You'll be fine...I think...
[18:46] ---
    So...believe in...yourself...
[18:50] ---
    Thanks.
[18:52] ---
    I know I don't really
    have a way with words...
[18:55] ---
    No, you said the right thing.
[18:58] ---
    I'm the one who should be thanking you.
[19:01] ---
    I could never thank you enough.
[19:04] ---
    Hey, Risa...
[19:06] ---
    There's one favor I want to ask.
[19:10] ---
    Just like Nobuko did for me before,
[19:13] ---
    Now it's my turn to give
    Nobuko's back a push.
[19:17] ---
    But ya know...
[19:18] ---
    I'll be right back as soon
    as your exams are over.
[19:21] ---
    Yeah, but...
[19:23] ---
    You'll be gone in the spring.
[19:24] ---
    But that's still a long way off.
[19:27] ---
    Nakao isn't here yet...
[19:30] ---
    He knows you're leaving today, right?
[19:31] ---
    It's okay.
[19:33] ---
    I'm only leaving to go take a test...
[19:35] ---
    Nobuko!
[19:42] ---
    Nakaochi!
[19:44] ---
    Nakao...
[19:48] ---
    Nobuko.
[19:50] ---
    Yes?
[19:55] ---
    Have a good trip.
[19:57] ---
    Good luck.
[20:02] ---
    Wha...!
[20:03] ---
    Do you remember this?
[20:06] ---
    That's the first present I ever gave you!
[20:12] ---
    You got your ears pierced?!
[20:13] ---
    Risa took me to the parlor
    and I got them pierced.
[20:17] ---
    But your grandma will get mad!
[20:19] ---
    I don't care.
[20:21] ---
    My ears are still tender right now so
    I have to wear these little studs...
[20:24] ---
    But when I get to Hokkaido,
    I'll wear these every day.
[20:26] ---
    So that I'll never forget you.
[20:30] ---
    Nobuko...
[20:37] ---
    Nobuko, I love you so much.
[20:40] ---
    I love you more than anything.
[20:43] ---
    I love you too...
[20:46] ---
    What's their deal?
[20:49] ---
    They let sappy words flow out
    of their mouths like water...
[20:52] ---
    Don't mock them. They look so happy!
[20:55] ---
    Jeez...
[20:58] ---
    So things worked out for Nobuko and Nakao.
[21:02] ---
    But I wonder what's gonna
    happen to the rest of us?
SIGN    Fortunes
[21:11] ---
    You over there.
[21:14] ---
    M....Me?
[21:16] ---
    I sense lady problems from you.
[21:19] ---
    My kitty told me.
[21:23] ---
    Oh, my!
[21:25] ---
    What did she say this time?
[21:26] ---
    One is a lady that is much older than you.
[21:29] ---
    The other is a teenager who is
    taller than 170 centimeters!
[21:35] ---
    You're right about the much older lady.
[21:38] ---
    But I don't know any girl who's very tall.
[21:41] ---
    Well, I'm late for work.
[21:45] ---
    Please, fortunes told?!
[21:47] ---
    Damn. That boy was unusually easy to read.
[21:51] ---
    This little boy...
[21:53] ---
    would impact my relationship with Otani...
[21:56] ---
    much more than Nobuko's move to Hokkaido.
[21:58] ---
    But no one was aware of this at the time.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:26] ---
    Koizumi, you're cheating on me
    with a short boy from your work?
[23:28] ---
    No, no.
[23:28] ---
    I'd never date a short boy by CHOICE.
[23:31] ---
    Are ya mocking me?
[23:33] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:35] ---
    Next episode, "Otani Declares
    a Catastrophic Collapse!!"
SIGN    "Otani Declares a Catastrophic Collapse!!"
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    Don't miss it!

E22 - Ōtani Says It's Over!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
SIGN    "Otani Declares a Catastrophic Collapse!!"
[01:41] ---
    Nobuko's acceptance letter
    from Hokkaido came.
[01:45] ---
    And she and Nakao are more in love than ever.
[01:50] ---
    And pursuing his dream of becoming
    an elementary school teacher,
[01:53] ---
    Otani enrolled in cram school and began to
    study seriously for college entrance exams.
[01:58] ---
    As for me, I hate studying so
    I gave up on going to college.
[02:02] ---
    I changed my plan to "enrolling
    in a vocational school"...
[02:08] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[02:09] ---
    What's up.
[02:10] ---
    What do you think of the Sea Monk concert?
[02:12] ---
    I pass this time.
[02:18] ---
    But it's frickin' SEA MONK, man?!
[02:20] ---
    It's the last concert of the year!
[02:23] ---
    I know that.
[02:24] ---
    But I've got no choice.
[02:25] ---
    I need all the time I can get to study.
[02:27] ---
    Makes me wanna cry, but
    I have to pass this time.
[02:32] ---
    Aw, man...
[02:33] ---
    Moron! Who's the girl who
    promised to support me?!
[02:36] ---
    It sure be tough studyin' fer college...
[02:38] ---
    Are ya mocking me?!
[02:40] ---
    No, I'm not...
[02:42] ---
    Then don't talk to me when I'm trying
    to memorize English vocabulary!
[02:45] ---
    Seriously.
[02:47] ---
    Wait up, Otani.
[02:48] ---
    Shut up. Why're ya following me?
[02:50] ---
    Who says I'm following you?
[02:52] ---
    I've got something to do down this street.
[02:55] ---
    You do?
[02:56] ---
    I got a job.
[02:57] ---
    At the diner by your cram school.
[03:00] ---
    Why?
[03:01] ---
    Where'd that decision come from?
[03:03] ---
    It's so I can at least walk part of
    the way home from school with you.
[03:16] ---
    Your ribbon is crooked.
[03:18] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:20] ---
    Your nails are also too long. Cut
    them before tomorrow's shift.
[03:22] ---
    And you need to slick your
    hair back - it's messy.
[03:26] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:27] ---
    Harsh!
[03:29] ---
    Mr. Kohori!
[03:30] ---
    D'oh!
[03:36] ---
    You're five minutes late.
[03:38] ---
    I'm sorry!
[03:40] ---
    This is the second day in a row.
[03:41] ---
    Teacher kept me behind for a bit...
[03:43] ---
    - Didn't I warn you about this before?
[03:44] ---
    - Does he work here?
[03:45] ---
    - What an adorable kid...
[03:45] ---
    - If you're going to be late you
    need to give advance notice!
SIGN    SEA
[03:52] ---
    It's a Sea Monk wristband!!
[03:54] ---
    And it's the limited edition one that
    was only for sale at his last concert!
[03:57] ---
    Wait, are you a Sea Monk fan?!
[03:59] ---
    I'm a super fan!
[04:02] ---
    Me too!
[04:03] ---
    Wow, I had no idea I was
    working with a Sea Monk fan!
[04:06] ---
    Wow, I'm so freaking excited! I
    don't know how I can function...
[04:09] ---
    MISS KOIZUMI!! MR. KOHORI!
[04:11] ---
    ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!
[04:15] ---
    Sorry, ma'am!
[04:21] ---
    These odango are freaking delicious!
[04:23] ---
    That's for sure.
[04:24] ---
    Thanks.
[04:25] ---
    Of course they're yummy!
[04:26] ---
    My Darling made them.
[04:28] ---
    But never mind that. This younger
    boy you're working with--
[04:31] ---
    What's he like?
[04:32] ---
    Oh, Kohori?
[04:34] ---
    He's got a cute little baby face...
[04:36] ---
    And he's around the same height as Otani.
[04:38] ---
    Must make your shorty fetish blood boil.
[04:40] ---
    Who's got a shorty fetish?!
[04:42] ---
    Speaking of which, I hear
    Otani is really studying hard.
[04:46] ---
    No way.
[04:47] ---
    Otani? Studying??
[04:50] ---
    He stayed behind really late yesterday
    getting help from his teachers.
[04:57] ---
    Otani...you really are working hard.
[05:06] ---
    It's correct!
[05:09] ---
    No way!
[05:11] ---
    It's like I keep sayin', when I put my
    mind to it I can accomplish anything.
[05:16] ---
    For real?
[05:18] ---
    If he keeps up his momentum, he
    probably will get into college.
[05:21] ---
    And meanwhile, here I am...
[05:24] ---
    I need to pick a career path soon.
[05:27] ---
    Maybe I should just stay in food service?
[05:32] ---
    Miss Koizumi!
[05:33] ---
    Sorry, ma'am!
[05:34] ---
    I apolo---woah, that hurts!
SIGN    Squirrrrrt
[05:37] ---
    Miss Koizumi.
SIGN    No smoking.
[05:39] ---
    - You are far too jittery for this job!
[05:39] ---
    - I really do suck at everything I try.
[05:41] ---
    - All the customers can hear you!
[05:42] ---
    I'm so not ready for the workforce...-
[05:45] ---
    I'm sorry, ma'am.
[05:59] ---
    Good morning!
[06:05] ---
    I think it needs a little more salt.
[06:07] ---
    Yeah, it's too sweet.
SIGN    Acceptance to college
[06:10] ---
    I don't understand this problem.
[06:11] ---
    Let's see...you use this formula to...
[06:17] ---
    Wh-what's come over you guys?
[06:18] ---
    How is it you're already
    flying towards your futures?!
[06:21] ---
    Oh, Risa, you're here.
[06:22] ---
    'Morning.
[06:25] ---
    Also, I was thinking of
    adding yam in the base.
[06:28] ---
    Darling, you're a genius! You'll
    be the best employee ever!
[06:32] ---
    What the hell is happening...
[06:35] ---
    This feels....this feels...
[06:38] ---
    ...Like I'm being left behind all by myself.
[06:59] ---
    I look horrible.
[07:01] ---
    That'll only make her angrier...
[07:04] ---
    Smile, Risa, smile!
[07:08] ---
    Welcome, patrons!
SIGN    Introducing our new menu.
[07:11] ---
    "Welcome, patrons." - hear that?
[07:13] ---
    What are YOU doing here!
[07:15] ---
    That's no way to talk to a customer.
[07:17] ---
    You creeper.
[07:18] ---
    Are ya hanging in there?
[07:19] ---
    You came here to make fun of me, didn't you.
[07:21] ---
    Excuse me, but this waitress
    has a very sour attitude.
[07:29] ---
    Once you've decided on
    your order, please call--
SIGN    Pfft!
[07:32] ---
    Totally miscast...
[07:33] ---
    Hilarious...
[07:34] ---
    Let me finish my spiel at least!
[07:36] ---
    "Y-y-y-your order..."
[07:39] ---
    Hey, that hurt, ya moron! I'm a customer!
[07:41] ---
    Why aren't ya studying?
[07:43] ---
    I am studying.
[07:44] ---
    I have cram school right after this.
[07:46] ---
    Even on a Sunday?
[07:48] ---
    A high school senior has no days off.
[07:49] ---
    Especially a C-student.
[07:51] ---
    Exactly.
[07:52] ---
    Leave me in peace.
[07:53] ---
    Ah, that's right, Risa, that cute junior
    high kid you were telling me about,
[07:56] ---
    Is he here today?
[07:57] ---
    Oh, you mean Kohori? He's off today.
[08:00] ---
    Who's that guy?
[08:02] ---
    Your replacement, to satisfy
    Risa's shorty fetish.
[08:05] ---
    Shorty fetish?
[08:07] ---
    I keep telling you, you're wrong!
[08:09] ---
    Oh, is he also short?
[08:11] ---
    Missing the point!
[08:12] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[08:13] ---
    What's important is that
    he's a super Sea Monk fan!
[08:16] ---
    No way, for real?
[08:18] ---
    Great. She caught me talking to
    you. Stand back for more yelling.
[08:20] ---
    What about our orders?
[08:30] ---
    Whaddaya know...
[08:31] ---
    Looks like she's having a fun
    time working here after all.
[08:34] ---
    Oh my, oh my.
[08:35] ---
    You suggested we come
    here to make fun of her,
[08:37] ---
    When really you were just worried about her.
[08:39] ---
    Risa said she gets yelled at all the
    time and she's having a horrible time.
[08:43] ---
    R-really?
[08:45] ---
    Yes, really.
[08:46] ---
    How cuuuuute!
[08:48] ---
    It's not like that, morons!
[08:49] ---
    A college bound boy has no time to
    worry about the problems of others.
[08:52] ---
    Don't you say that.
[08:54] ---
    If you're that distant, she'll cheat
    on you with that cute junior high boy.
[08:57] ---
    Yeah, he's right!
[08:59] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[09:01] ---
    I see...So Otani has cram
    school even on Sundays.
[09:05] ---
    Thank you so much for coming.
[09:09] ---
    Keep at it.
[09:10] ---
    See ya, Risa.
[09:15] ---
    I don't have work next week, so I
    was hoping we'd get to hang out...
[09:19] ---
    Well, he's studying for college.
[09:21] ---
    Guess it can't be helped.
SIGN    Gloom
[09:29] ---
    What is with this gloomy atmosphere of gloom?
[09:32] ---
    Who died?
[09:34] ---
    Shut up, jackass.
[09:35] ---
    Don't talk to me when I'm busy.
[09:38] ---
    Risa, over here.
[09:40] ---
    What's up?
[09:41] ---
    Well, he scored really low
    on his last practice test.
[09:44] ---
    The teacher says he got
    C's in all the subjects.
[09:47] ---
    Is that a bad thing?
[09:48] ---
    Of course it's bad.
[09:49] ---
    DEAR GOD, WHY?!
[09:53] ---
    I've sacrificed sleep to study...
[09:57] ---
    So why?
[09:58] ---
    Well, no one would expect your
    grades to shoot up overnight.
[10:03] ---
    You've still got lots of
    time left. Don't wor--
[10:06] ---
    This isn't your problem.
[10:08] ---
    I'm just worried about you!
[10:10] ---
    If you push yourself too
    hard you'll fall apart.
[10:12] ---
    Shut up and leave me alone!
[10:14] ---
    Wh-what's your problem? You're
    supposed to be easygoing.
[10:16] ---
    Don't tell me what I'm "supposed" to be!
[10:18] ---
    Stop talking like you know what's best!
[10:22] ---
    Oh fine. Just do whatever you want.
[10:24] ---
    I didn't need your permission for that!
[10:34] ---
    What the hell?!
[10:35] ---
    Why?!
[10:36] ---
    What'm I, chopped liver?!
[10:37] ---
    I realize he's stressed out, but
    he could still be a little nicer...
[10:43] ---
    Koizumi!
[10:45] ---
    Oh, Kohori.
[10:47] ---
    Yay! We get to work together today!
[10:52] ---
    What's that?!
[10:53] ---
    How'd that happen?!
SIGN    drip, drip, drip
[10:55] ---
    Oh, I cut it when I was
    using the knife earlier.
[10:58] ---
    I guess I should do something about it...
[11:07] ---
    There.
[11:11] ---
    Thank you so much.
[11:12] ---
    I was always cutting my
    fingers breaking glasses,
[11:15] ---
    so Matsubara put me in charge
    of the first aid kit.
[11:18] ---
    At first she'd help me out,
    but it happened so often,
[11:21] ---
    the old bag made me take care of it myself.
[11:24] ---
    If she heard you say "old
    bag," you're in for it.
[11:27] ---
    Oh, crap!
[11:28] ---
    She's not here, right?
[11:31] ---
    You sure are a fun person, Koizumi.
[11:34] ---
    You're funny, nice, and
    you're just a great person!
[11:39] ---
    Well, well, ya don't say...
[11:40] ---
    I do say! I've been working
    here for half a year.
[11:44] ---
    But I've never met anyone like you.
[11:47] ---
    You're pretty famous even
    with the kitchen staff.
[11:50] ---
    They can always hear your voice.
[11:52] ---
    Like, "Oops!" or "Sorry about that!"
[11:55] ---
    But that's horrible!
[11:56] ---
    The old bag Matsubara also
    complained that I was too noisy!
[11:59] ---
    ...And I called her "old bag" again.
[12:01] ---
    Oh, crap!
[12:02] ---
    She's not here, right? She's not here, right?
[12:06] ---
    So freaking funny! My abs hurt!
[12:15] ---
    Ah, for some reason I feel much better.
SIGN    Minami Education Center
[12:21] ---
    The weather forecast was right for once.
[12:24] ---
    Good thing I brought my umbrella...
[12:30] ---
    You've still got plenty of
    time - don't stress over it.
[12:33] ---
    This way I can at least walk
    part of the way home with you.
[12:38] ---
    That girl...probably
    didn't bring an umbrella.
SIGN    Takeout Menu. Anything with the "ok" mark is available for takeout.
[12:51] ---
    Ms. Matsubara, are all of these
    items available for takeout?
[12:54] ---
    That's correct.
[12:55] ---
    And I will not release you tonight until
    you have memorized that entire menu.
[12:59] ---
    Wellll, staring at letters all
    day sure makes my eyes droopy...
[13:03] ---
    It's because you don't have the menu
    memorized that you keep messing up orders!
[13:07] ---
    I've got the Dancer Series down pat!
[13:08] ---
    We only have two drinks in that
    series so that comes as no surprise.
[13:12] ---
    Fiiiiine.
[13:15] ---
    I see...I could take something home...
[13:22] ---
    Maybe I should buy Otani
    something for a midnight snack.
[13:28] ---
    See ya later!
[13:29] ---
    Good work.
[13:31] ---
    Won't make no change...
[13:45] ---
    Koizumi?
[13:47] ---
    Why is she sleeping here?
[13:50] ---
    Koizumi? Koizumi?
[13:53] ---
    Hellooooo?
[14:27] ---
    If I bring him a snack,
    he'll probably be surprised.
[14:31] ---
    Otani...
SIGN    Eh?
[14:45] ---
    Umm...
[14:49] ---
    Well, s-s-s-s-sorry!
[14:51] ---
    I was j-j-j-just k-kiss...
[14:55] ---
    Er, no, I wasn't kissing...
[14:57] ---
    You see! The thing is, I was...
[14:59] ---
    Umm...
[15:23] ---
    Otani! Wait up!
[15:25] ---
    It's not what you think, Otani...hear me out!
[15:28] ---
    Is that the boy Nobuko was talking about?
[15:34] ---
    Shorty fetish.
[15:37] ---
    YOU'RE WRONG!
SIGN    Level III Math
[15:52] ---
    Listen, Otani...
[15:54] ---
    I'm busy studying.
[15:55] ---
    Please be quiet.
[15:57] ---
    Good morning. What's up?
[15:59] ---
    She cheated on me with the shorty at work.
[16:03] ---
    I told you, you're wrong!
[16:04] ---
    How can I be wrong?!
[16:05] ---
    I totally saw you guys
    kissing with my own eyes!
[16:08] ---
    - But...
    - WHAAAAT??
[16:09] ---
    But that wasn't...!
[16:10] ---
    I had no idea...
[16:12] ---
    It was my tiny body you
    were after the whole time.
[16:16] ---
    Any small guy would've done
    the job, you pedophile!
[16:19] ---
    As if!
[16:20] ---
    What girl would fall in love
    with a short guy by CHOICE?!
[16:23] ---
    It looks so stupid!
[16:24] ---
    It looks stupid?
[16:25] ---
    You think we look stupid together?!
[16:27] ---
    - Of course we do!
[16:27] ---
    - I can't believe it...
[16:28] ---
    - If you think being little
    is your charm point,
[16:29] ---
    I know he's been too busy to
    give her much attention, but...
[16:30] ---
    - you're sadly mistaken!
[16:31] ---
    - You really think so, you moron?!
[16:32] ---
    But I never thought she'd
    actually cheat on him...
[16:34] ---
    I didn't!
[16:35] ---
    I thought you were better than that, Risa!
[16:38] ---
    My dreams are shattered.
[16:39] ---
    Pedophile!
[16:39] ---
    LISTEN to me, guys!
[16:45] ---
    You were asleep?
[16:47] ---
    So I really didn't do anything.
[16:50] ---
    You may have not done anything,
    but what about the other guy?
[16:54] ---
    I really don't even know...
[16:57] ---
    Didn't you ask him?
[16:58] ---
    - Not really...
    - Ask him!
[17:00] ---
    But my shift was almost over...
[17:03] ---
    and we'd get yelled at if
    we were caught talking.
[17:07] ---
    This is stupid.
[17:09] ---
    Wait up. I'm telling the truth.
[17:11] ---
    I'd never cheat on you.
[17:15] ---
    So I can trust you?
[17:16] ---
    Of course you can!
[17:18] ---
    Then deliver that shorty a message.
[17:19] ---
    What should I say?
[17:21] ---
    "Next time you lay a finger on Koizumi,
[17:23] ---
    I'll break your nose into a new shape."
[17:27] ---
    I don't like the nose breaking idea...
[17:29] ---
    But I'm serious. I'd
    seriously break his nose.
[17:32] ---
    If I'd known what was going on back then,
    I'd have given him some serious slapping.
[17:35] ---
    This may sound weird, but I'm kind
    of flattered that he's so angry.
[17:41] ---
    This is no laughing matter, moron.
[17:45] ---
    I'm so sorry about last night!
[17:47] ---
    I don't know what possessed me...
[17:49] ---
    I mean, by the time I
    realized what I was doing...
[17:51] ---
    I was doing...
[17:55] ---
    That boy is your boyfriend, right?
[17:57] ---
    I really am sorry!
SIGN    No smoking in this building. -Management
[17:59] ---
    Kohori...
[18:02] ---
    It's no problem at all, man.
[18:05] ---
    You're not mad at me?
[18:07] ---
    I'm not really mad at you.
[18:09] ---
    I was asleep and don't
    really remember it anyway.
[18:11] ---
    What a relief.
[18:14] ---
    Umm...
[18:15] ---
    What is it?
[18:18] ---
    Are you free this Sunday?
[18:20] ---
    There's a Sea Monk event.
[18:22] ---
    Sea Monk...
[18:27] ---
    What's happening?!
[18:29] ---
    It's a radio event!
[18:30] ---
    And they're hosting a live
    concert only open to 50 couples!
[18:32] ---
    And you won a ticket?!
[18:34] ---
    Yes!
[18:35] ---
    I want you to be my plus-1. Is that okay?
[18:40] ---
    It'll only happen just this once...
[18:41] ---
    And I just really need to go with you!
[18:44] ---
    I promise I won't do anything out of line!
[18:48] ---
    Is this wrong?
[18:50] ---
    Well...
[18:54] ---
    IS this wrong?
[18:57] ---
    It would be wrong of me to go
    with him - no buts about it.
[19:01] ---
    Even though I have no romantic intentions,
[19:04] ---
    he is asking me out after THAT happened...
[19:06] ---
    If I go to a concert alone with him...
[19:08] ---
    there'll be no sweet-talking
    myself out of this one.
[19:13] ---
    Stop it, stop it...
[19:16] ---
    Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!
[19:22] ---
    Was it wrong of me to ask?
SIGN    cry.
[19:32] ---
    I'll go.
[19:33] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:34] ---
    Yahoo! Yahoo!
[19:36] ---
    I'm such a moron!
[19:38] ---
    I couldn't turn him down!
[19:41] ---
    But this really isn't cheating.
[19:43] ---
    I'm just going to a concert.
[19:46] ---
    I'll just sneak over there, then sneak home.
[19:56] ---
    Thank you, baby!
[19:58] ---
    Let's meet up again next year at Shiro Hall!
[20:01] ---
    Bye-bye!
[20:03] ---
    And that concludes our special
    broadcast of the Sea Monk concert.
[20:08] ---
    She'll be freaking ecstatic
    when she comes home from work.
[20:11] ---
    It's a limited edition live recording!
[20:13] ---
    A once in a lifetime treasure!
[20:15] ---
    That was freaking sick!
[20:17] ---
    That's the first time I saw Sea
    Monk in such a small space!
[20:19] ---
    Me too, me too!
[20:21] ---
    Thanks!
[20:22] ---
    I'm so grateful you brought me along.
[20:25] ---
    I'm so happy I asked you!
    I'm the happiest man alive!
[20:30] ---
    That's an overstatement.
[20:34] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:43] ---
    Umm....I...
[20:46] ---
    I think I'm in...
[20:58] ---
    PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
[21:00] ---
    What're ya doing?
[21:01] ---
    Er... Um...
[21:05] ---
    Otani...
[21:07] ---
    Don't laugh! I'm asking, what are you doing?
[21:16] ---
    It's not what you think!
[21:17] ---
    I forced her to come to a
    Sea Monk concert with me!
[21:20] ---
    Koizumi is not at fault!
[21:23] ---
    Kohori...
[21:25] ---
    So you went to a concert. With HIM.
[21:28] ---
    N-no! I just wanted to go to the concert.
[21:31] ---
    It's my fault.
[21:32] ---
    So please, if you need to break
    a nose, make it my nose...
[21:39] ---
    Otani?
[21:40] ---
    Bite me. Have a nice life.
[21:44] ---
    This is stupid.
[21:46] ---
    We're breaking up.
[21:47] ---
    I can't be with someone like you anymore!
[21:59] ---
    Otani...
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:26] ---
    Please don't say we're breaking up.
[23:27] ---
    Go have fun with that shorty.
[23:29] ---
    "Shorty"? But I think you're shorter.
[23:31] ---
    Keep your mouth shut!
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
    Next episode, "To Each Their Own!!
    Everyone Has Their Own Passion.".
SIGN    "To Each Their Own!! Everyone Has Their Own Passion."
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!

E23 - There's So Many Paths! Everybody Has Their Own Issues

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
SIGN    "To Each Their Own!! Everyone Has Their Own Passion.".
[01:38] ---
    We're breaking up.
[01:39] ---
    I can't be with someone like you anymore!
[01:42] ---
    Breaking up?
[01:44] ---
    Who's breaking up?
[01:45] ---
    Am I?
[01:46] ---
    Otani and I are breaking up?
[01:50] ---
    That hurrrrrt.
[01:51] ---
    It's that sort of absentmindedness
    that's made Otani fed up with you!
[01:55] ---
    Seriously, what were you thinking?!
[01:57] ---
    While your boyfriend is
    studying hard for college,
[01:58] ---
    you go out with another boy?!
[02:01] ---
    But that...
[02:02] ---
    "But" what? You're calling me a liar?
[02:05] ---
    No....
[02:07] ---
    Nobuko! What should I do!
[02:10] ---
    Don't ask me!
[02:11] ---
    You made your own bed.
[02:12] ---
    Lie in it alone!
[02:14] ---
    ...Guess she's right.
[02:15] ---
    Don't worry, Risa. I'm sure if you
    apologize a lot, he'll forgive you.
[02:20] ---
    ...Yeah.
SIGN    cry
[02:22] ---
    As much as my motives were unromantic...
[02:25] ---
    ...That was definitely
    not right for me to do.
[02:29] ---
    Just when I thought I
    couldn't get any dumber...
[02:34] ---
    Otani!
[02:36] ---
    Otani, I'm sorry!
[02:37] ---
    About what.
[02:38] ---
    About going out with another guy!
[02:40] ---
    I promise I'll never do
    anything like that again!
[02:42] ---
    I don't care.
[02:44] ---
    You can go out with whoever you want.
[02:46] ---
    It's not my business anymore.
[02:47] ---
    Hey, wait a minute!
[02:49] ---
    I don't want that!
[02:50] ---
    What's your problem?
[02:51] ---
    I really am sorry!
[02:52] ---
    So please, take back that we're breaking up.
[02:54] ---
    Shut up. A man never goes back on his word.
[02:56] ---
    Now's no time to show me what
    a proud, stubborn man you are!
[02:59] ---
    You should've considered that
    before you cheated on me!
[03:01] ---
    I said I'm sorry!
[03:03] ---
    There are some offenses
    that "sorry" won't cover.
[03:06] ---
    Then how can I make it up to you?
[03:08] ---
    There's no way you can make it up to me.
[03:09] ---
    From this day forth, I don't know you.
[03:12] ---
    Otani! Don't go, Otani!
[03:18] ---
    He can't...mean that...
[03:21] ---
    What a mess.
[03:22] ---
    "The end."
[03:24] ---
    I can't believe it.
[03:26] ---
    This can't be.
[03:28] ---
    This must be a dream.
[03:30] ---
    I'm having a nightmare.
[03:34] ---
    Been a while since I've heard
    the sound of breaking glass.
[03:38] ---
    Ouch!
[03:41] ---
    This isn't a dream.
[03:43] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:45] ---
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[03:47] ---
    I'll help.
[03:50] ---
    Thanks.
SIGN    WacDonald's. Drive-through.
[03:52] ---
    I really can't go on like this.
[03:55] ---
    Koizumi, sorry I said such cruel things.
[03:57] ---
    What's your deal?
[03:59] ---
    I'm vocalizing the murmurs
    of Otani's inner-heart.
[04:01] ---
    Is THAT why you called me out here?
[04:03] ---
    Then I'm leaving. I'm busy, ya know.
[04:05] ---
    But what are you gonna do?
[04:06] ---
    About what?
[04:08] ---
    Are you guys really broken up?
[04:09] ---
    Of course we are.
[04:10] ---
    For how long?
[04:11] ---
    What do you mean, "for how long"?
[04:13] ---
    For all eternity.
[04:15] ---
    In English, "folever"!
[04:17] ---
    Wrong.
[04:20] ---
    "Forever."
[04:22] ---
    I can tell he's gonna be mad for a while.
[04:25] ---
    That's why I broke up with her.
[04:28] ---
    I spend so much time thinking
    about her that I can't study.
[04:30] ---
    That moron.
[04:32] ---
    Breaking up won't do any good
    - you'll still think about her.
[04:34] ---
    I won't! She's dead to me!
[04:36] ---
    Ahhh, I'm a free man!
[04:42] ---
    Oh...
[04:43] ---
    I never thought he could be THAT stubborn.
[04:46] ---
    There's nothing you can do.
[04:47] ---
    It's all my fault.
[04:49] ---
    Besides, he really needs to
    focus on college right now.
[04:51] ---
    I think it's best we leave him alone.
[04:53] ---
    Wait, so you're just gonna stay broken up?
[04:55] ---
    Sorry to worry you.
[04:57] ---
    Don't apologize!
[04:58] ---
    If you hadn't been there for me, I'm not
    sure I would've got my Hokkaido stuff sorted out!
[05:02] ---
    Please, let me help you too!
[05:05] ---
    Thanks...
[05:06] ---
    But I'm okay.
[05:07] ---
    I'm just gonna make a clean break.
[05:09] ---
    Risa!
[05:17] ---
    I never got a chance to give this to him.
[05:24] ---
    I went through all the trouble sewing it...
[05:26] ---
    I should at least give it to him.
[05:36] ---
    Otani... good luck.
[05:44] ---
    What's wrong, boy?
[05:49] ---
    Oh.
SIGN    Math.
[05:51] ---
    Atchan, present!
[06:04] ---
    Dear Mr. Atsushi Otani.
[06:06] ---
    I wish you the best of luck
    on your college entrance exam.
[06:08] ---
    -Risa Koizumi.
[06:10] ---
    Oh, it's from Risa!
[06:13] ---
    Don't open it!
SIGN    Good luck, Otani!
[06:15] ---
    Oh, how cute! And it looks super warm.
[06:17] ---
    Try it on, Atchan.
SIGN    You'll pass!
[06:22] ---
    So cute!
SIGN    Otani FTW!
[06:31] ---
    What'm I, a workhorse?...
[06:32] ---
    Risa sure is a sweet girl.
[06:35] ---
    But I wonder why she didn't
    deliver it personally?
SIGN    Women's changing room.
[06:41] ---
    I hope Otani got my motivational goods.
[06:45] ---
    Koizumi, are you done for the day?
SIGN    Men's changing room.
[06:47] ---
    Yeah. Are you still on the clock?
[06:50] ---
    Yes.
[06:50] ---
    Oh, and the manager said she needed
    you to sign up for December shifts.
[06:54] ---
    Ah, I'd completely forgotten!
[06:56] ---
    December...
[06:58] ---
    Christmas...
[07:21] ---
    This year I'll be all alone.
[07:24] ---
    Koizumi! Would you like to
    take a shift on Christmas Eve?
[07:27] ---
    After the day is over, the
    staff is gonna have a party.
[07:32] ---
    Does that sound like fun?
[07:34] ---
    The staff?
[07:35] ---
    Yes! Ms. Matsubara is also coming.
[07:37] ---
    That old bag apparently got drunk
    and acted really crazy last year.
[07:40] ---
    No way! For real??
[07:42] ---
    Isn't that a sight you'd like to see?
[07:43] ---
    Mr. Kohori.
[07:45] ---
    Who are you calling an "old bag"?
[07:47] ---
    Er, no one ma'am!
[07:49] ---
    Just taking out these OLD BAGS of trash!
[07:51] ---
    Good night, boss!
SIGN    Separate your trash!
[08:04] ---
    Koizumi already went home...
[08:07] ---
    Oh, I was just on my way
    home from cram school.
[08:11] ---
    I guess that makes sense.
[08:13] ---
    You guys did break up, after all.
[08:16] ---
    You really are small.
[08:17] ---
    How many centimeters?
[08:18] ---
    158.
[08:20] ---
    No way! That makes me 2cm shorter.
[08:26] ---
    That hurt!
[08:27] ---
    What was that for?
[08:28] ---
    Like you don't know!
[08:29] ---
    This is all YOUR fault.
[08:31] ---
    You stole Koizumi from me.
[08:35] ---
    But that was just...
[08:36] ---
    Her sleeping face was so pretty that I...
[08:38] ---
    Agggh! How can you be so sappy?!
[08:41] ---
    I'm not being sappy! I'm just being honest!
[08:44] ---
    Shut up! You want your face smashed, runt?!
[08:46] ---
    But I'm 2cm taller than you!
[08:48] ---
    Like that matters!
[08:49] ---
    I mean, how do you feel about Koizumi anyway!
[08:52] ---
    ...I love her.
[08:56] ---
    And I won't hold back anymore.
[09:07] ---
    I wonder what he did with
    the "good luck" robe?
[09:10] ---
    No, the robe doesn't matter.
[09:12] ---
    As long as Otani is trying hard...
[09:18] ---
    A Christmas without Otani...
[09:22] ---
    Emcee Risa Koizumi, performing Sea Monk!
SIGN    Karaoke Party
[09:25] ---
    Won't make no change...
[09:30] ---
    I'm okay...
[09:31] ---
    I'll be okay.
[09:33] ---
    See how optimistic I can be?
SIGN    Yeah, I know Hokkaido is cold,
[09:36] ---
    Usually this is where
    Otani would take my hand.
SIGN    But worrying about it won't make no change
[09:38] ---
    And he'd make a stupid
    face and cheer, "yaaay!"
SIGN    Got my bride and my son on the same cell phone.
SIGN    "Family Plan" - I've got it made.
SIGN    There be waves comin'...
[09:44] ---
    ...I miss him...
SIGN    This shit is sick - I'm takin' an expensive dog on a walk.
[09:46] ---
    I miss him so much.
[09:49] ---
    Atchan, want some Christmas cake?
SIGN    We walkin' under platinum shade.
[09:54] ---
    You're really wasting away.
SIGN    I love you, girl. I love you, girl.
[09:56] ---
    I think you need to take a break.
[10:00] ---
    It's Christmas - don't you
    want to spend it with Risa?
[10:05] ---
    I actually just bumped
    into her at the station.
SIGN    I love you so much it hurts and it's driving me crazy.
[10:07] ---
    She was with a boy around your height.
[10:10] ---
    I won't hold back anymore.
SIGN    I love you, boy. I love you, boy.
[10:18] ---
    Koizumi!
[10:19] ---
    Atchan...
SIGN    You're taking over my life more and more. I want to hold you right now.
[10:27] ---
    I thought I'd be fine without Otani...
[10:31] ---
    But I just can't function at all!
[10:34] ---
    I think I really...
SIGN    Won't make no change...
[10:38] ---
    Woah, what a fall.
[10:39] ---
    That's gotta hurt.
[10:40] ---
    Is she okay?
[10:41] ---
    Ouchhhh!
[10:45] ---
    I need Otani.
[10:57] ---
    Otani...how did you...
[11:01] ---
    It must suck to fall from such a height.
[11:07] ---
    Your robe...
[11:08] ---
    Yeah, I don't like being
    thought of as a workhorse...
[11:11] ---
    But thanks.
[11:14] ---
    After you're finished with your exams,
    I'm gonna try to win you back again.
[11:20] ---
    You know how stubborn I am.
[11:22] ---
    You can reject me and dump me all
    you want, but I'm not staying down.
[11:25] ---
    So... For now, concentrate on your exams...
[11:42] ---
    O...Otani?
[11:45] ---
    Sorry.
[11:46] ---
    I didn't mean it.
[11:48] ---
    I take back dumping you.
[11:49] ---
    But...college?
[11:51] ---
    No. I was wrong.
[11:54] ---
    What?
[11:55] ---
    I...
[11:56] ---
    I guess it's worse than I thought...
[11:58] ---
    I can't let you go.
[12:00] ---
    I love you too much.
[12:03] ---
    No way...
[12:05] ---
    Stop making funny noises.
[12:07] ---
    If it means he'll say sweet things like this,
[12:09] ---
    I don't care if we break up a hundred times!
[12:14] ---
    Otani...
[12:15] ---
    What now?
[12:16] ---
    Everyone's watching us.
[12:18] ---
    I know that.
[12:19] ---
    You at least have a place to bury your face!
[12:21] ---
    Everyone can totally see me sobbing.
[12:23] ---
    Idiot, at least you don't have
    "good luck" sewn onto your back.
[12:26] ---
    I really do wish you good luck.
[12:32] ---
    ...Let's run for it.
[12:34] ---
    One, two...
[12:42] ---
    I didn't get you a Christmas present.
[12:44] ---
    But I did get a present from you.
[12:47] ---
    But I didn't give you anything.
[12:49] ---
    You gave me a great present.
[12:51] ---
    I can't let you go.
[12:54] ---
    I love you too much.
[12:57] ---
    That was the best present ever.
[13:01] ---
    I don't need anything else.
[13:13] ---
    And thus,
[13:14] ---
    With the gruesome crisis behind us,
[13:18] ---
    The New Year was upon us.
[13:22] ---
    Oh, crap!
[13:23] ---
    Late on the first day of the year!
[13:25] ---
    You shouldn't've called me so
    late to wish me a happy new year!
[13:29] ---
    If I hadn't called, you'd be sad.
[13:31] ---
    What'm I, a baby?!
[13:34] ---
    Here come the late lovebirds.
[13:37] ---
    Okay, guys. Now our lovey-dovey
    circle of couples is complete.
[13:41] ---
    Let's give their reconciliation
    some applause!
[13:46] ---
    I missed my chance...
[13:47] ---
    New Year's resolution:
    make them break up again!
[13:50] ---
    Mr. Haruka, don't start off the
    new year with a rotten attitude.
[13:58] ---
    Otani and the others plunged
    themselves into college exams.
[14:03] ---
    Meanwhile, Nobuko and I cheered them on...
[14:07] ---
    And plunged ourselves into bargain shopping!
[14:09] ---
    Nobuko, wouldn't this go perfect with
    the skirt we bought the other day?
[14:13] ---
    Yeah, it would!
[14:18] ---
    I really wonder if it's okay for us to have
    so much fun while everyone else is studying.
[14:21] ---
    What do you mean "us"?
[14:22] ---
    You're the only one who doesn't
    have any post-graduation plans.
[14:25] ---
    Why haven't ya enrolled in a
    vocational training school yet?
[14:28] ---
    Well, there's just too many
    hoops to jump through...
[14:30] ---
    Hey, if Otani becomes an
    elementary school teacher,
[14:33] ---
    Maybe I should teach preschool?
[14:35] ---
    You need a license for that.
[14:37] ---
    No way!
[14:38] ---
    Hey, why don't you go into fashion?
[14:40] ---
    You've got good taste.
[14:42] ---
    Well, I do like playing dress-up...but
    that's hardly a career.
[14:49] ---
    Darling? I'm on my way.
[14:52] ---
    See ya in a bit.
[14:59] ---
    Chiharu?
[15:01] ---
    Suzuki?
[15:04] ---
    Suzuki, you failed the exam at the center?!
[15:06] ---
    Then that means you can't go
    to the same college as Chiharu!
[15:10] ---
    Yeah...I was sick on the day of the test.
[15:13] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:14] ---
    Mff...mffmff.
[15:19] ---
    He took too much cold medicine
    and blacked out mid-exam.
[15:23] ---
    And then... the inevitable...
[15:26] ---
    I really wanted to go to the same college.
[15:29] ---
    I'm sorry I couldn't keep my promise.
[15:31] ---
    "Promise"?
[15:34] ---
    Wait, Suzuki!
[15:37] ---
    Give him some space for now.
[15:40] ---
    What did he promise?
[15:42] ---
    Well, last year we went to some
    college campuses to shop around.
[15:48] ---
    And at one school fair...
[15:50] ---
    Suzuki! Where are you?
[15:53] ---
    Woah, aren't you a little cutie.
[15:55] ---
    Wanna hang with us?
[15:57] ---
    What year are you?
[15:57] ---
    Um, I'm still in high school.
[16:00] ---
    Then, are ya gonna come here next year?
[16:02] ---
    That's awesome!
[16:04] ---
    Having a cute girl like you here
    would make this place perfect.
[16:07] ---
    Umm...well...
[16:08] ---
    Tanaka!
[16:10] ---
    Suzuki...
[16:11] ---
    Oh, she's got a boyfriend.
[16:13] ---
    Tease.
[16:15] ---
    College is scary.
[16:17] ---
    It's full of scary boys.
[16:20] ---
    Tanaka!
[16:20] ---
    It's full of...dirty...
[16:23] ---
    Who am I?
[16:25] ---
    Don't worry!
[16:26] ---
    Tanaka...I'll be with you wherever you go!
[16:28] ---
    Suzuki...
[16:31] ---
    Oh dear...
[16:32] ---
    So what should I do?
[16:35] ---
    Chiharu...
[16:49] ---
    Suzuki.
[16:51] ---
    I'm going to go to the same college as you.
[16:54] ---
    So don't worry about it.
[16:56] ---
    Ah, I get it, I get it.
[16:57] ---
    What do you get?
[16:58] ---
    You're not making sense.
[17:01] ---
    Does that mean you're giving
    up on your dream college?
[17:04] ---
    Yes. I want to be with you.
[17:10] ---
    ...I don't trust myself.
[17:13] ---
    Even if you give up on your dream college
    and try for one of your safety schools,
[17:16] ---
    there's no guarantee I'll pass that exam.
[17:19] ---
    Suzuki, how can you say that?!
[17:21] ---
    Chiharu is making a sacrifice for you!
[17:23] ---
    Why?
[17:24] ---
    Why are you saying that?
[17:27] ---
    I couldn't keep my promise.
[17:30] ---
    But I figure...
[17:31] ---
    there's probably a dozen guys better
    than me at your dream college.
[17:34] ---
    They can watch over you.
[17:41] ---
    Tanaka?
[17:42] ---
    Chiharu? That's danger-
[17:44] ---
    Stay out of this!
[17:45] ---
    Yes'm...
[17:46] ---
    If you think I want to go to
    the same college as you...
[17:49] ---
    so you can watch over me, you're dead wrong!
[17:53] ---
    I just want to be with YOU - no one else!
[17:57] ---
    Tanaka...
[17:59] ---
    And you dare suggest someone
    else can take your place?
[18:02] ---
    Chiharu!
[18:03] ---
    You don't trust yourself - that's BS!
[18:06] ---
    You're just a moron!
[18:16] ---
    D-damn, Chiharu...
[18:18] ---
    So THAT'S how she is when she's mad.
[18:20] ---
    I totally sympathize, too.
[18:22] ---
    What're you gonna do?
[18:23] ---
    What do you mean "do"?
[18:24] ---
    But why? Why can't you guys
    just go to the same college?
[18:29] ---
    I want what's best for her
    and what's best for me.
[18:35] ---
    Found it. That's the book.
[18:40] ---
    Thanks.
[18:41] ---
    Her dream college has an author she really
    respects working in the literary department.
[18:46] ---
    If she gives up that college to be with me,
[18:50] ---
    she'll regret it when she falls
    short of achieving her goals.
[18:55] ---
    Guess you're right.
[18:57] ---
    And I don't want that!
[19:01] ---
    So you pushed her away on purpose...
[19:03] ---
    Why're ya acting all noble?
[19:05] ---
    I know you mean well, but it's
    having the reverse effect.
[19:08] ---
    He's right!
[19:08] ---
    Why can't you just tell
    her what you just told us?
[19:11] ---
    Do you have any idea how
    happy that would make her?
[19:16] ---
    Go get her!
[19:51] ---
    Over here!
[19:54] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:55] ---
    I had no idea you'd taken
    so much into consideration.
[20:01] ---
    Tanaka...
[20:02] ---
    Yes?
[20:03] ---
    I'm going to keep studying and get accepted
    into your dream college next year.
[20:09] ---
    And I want you to wait for me.
[20:12] ---
    I will.
[20:18] ---
    Good for you, Chiharu, Suzuki.
[20:24] ---
    What's with you? You've
    been sighing all afternoon.
[20:28] ---
    ...What's the meaning of life?
[20:31] ---
    Are ya seriously asking that?
[20:33] ---
    I am! Everyone else knows
    what they want except me!
[20:36] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:37] ---
    Seeing those two today made me realize
    I really need to get it together.
[20:41] ---
    I don't want my dreams to pass me
    by because I didn't go for them.
[20:45] ---
    There's a good girl. Think
    really hard about it.
[20:48] ---
    You too. Study hard, boy.
[20:53] ---
    Time passed in a whirlwind.
[20:56] ---
    Before I realized it, Otani's
    exam was the next day.
[21:02] ---
    Stop it!
[21:03] ---
    Why am I calling him? So inconsiderate!
SIGN    Otani
[21:09] ---
    I'm home.
[21:13] ---
    Get out at once!
[21:15] ---
    Wh-what?
[21:16] ---
    This house is infected by a level 5 virus!
[21:23] ---
    Level 5...What the hell? Open up!!
[21:27] ---
    It's influenza.
[21:29] ---
    And I'm not the only one.
[21:30] ---
    Your father and sister are
    both home with high fevers.
[21:34] ---
    This house is quarantined.
[21:36] ---
    Quarantined?
[21:37] ---
    Wait! I've got my college test tomorrow!
[21:42] ---
    Here.
[21:44] ---
    Take that and run fast!
[21:45] ---
    Go spend the night with a healthy friend!
[21:49] ---
    This is freaking crazy!
[21:52] ---
    Otani...I'll be wishing you well.
[21:56] ---
    Hey, wait a minute.
[21:57] ---
    I really do have my test tomorrow.
[22:00] ---
    Why is this happening to me?
[22:03] ---
    No way!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:26] ---
    Good luck on your college test!...Wait,
    it's already graduation.
[23:29] ---
    Koizumi, now's no time to cry...
[23:31] ---
    We're late to our graduation ceremony!
[23:33] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:35] ---
    Series finale, "Together Forever!!"
SIGN    "Together Forever!!"
[23:38] ---
    Don't miss it!

E24 - Together Forever!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
SIGN    "Together Forever!!"
[01:35] ---
    Oh, crap!
[01:36] ---
    I just can't sit still knowing
    that Otani's big test is tomorrow.
[01:39] ---
    I wanna at least send him a good-luck text.
[01:40] ---
    This's legit. You've got a text.
SIGN    Incoming text from Atsushi Otani
SIGN    HELP
[01:47] ---
    It's not what you think.
[01:50] ---
    I called around...and no
    one else was available.
[01:55] ---
    Come on in.
[01:56] ---
    Sorry to intrude.
[01:57] ---
    Aw, come on, it's no problem.
[01:59] ---
    I don't think you get it...
[02:00] ---
    Yeah, yeah, just come in.
[02:07] ---
    ...Is this your boyfriend?
[02:08] ---
    Yes! This is Mr. Otani.
[02:10] ---
    Ah, hi.
[02:11] ---
    I just have one question for you.
[02:13] ---
    As long as it's not about my height.
[02:14] ---
    Are you sure you can't do better?
[02:15] ---
    Go make your unwanted NOISES somewhere else!
[02:18] ---
    Oh, do we have company?
[02:19] ---
    Ah, like I told you before...
[02:24] ---
    Oh my, oh my, oh my....
[02:25] ---
    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
[02:26] ---
    Honey?
[02:26] ---
    Wait! You don't need to bring Dad into this.
[02:31] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[02:32] ---
    Easy, Dad.
[02:33] ---
    Uh, hi!
[02:35] ---
    I mean, HELLO! I'm Koizumi...
[02:37] ---
    Er, I'm Risa's boyfriend...
[02:39] ---
    I am courting her...name is...Otani...
[02:40] ---
    Oh dear, I didn't prepare
    anything for our guest...
[02:43] ---
    I'm fine, thank you!
[02:45] ---
    Your height...
[02:46] ---
    I'm not even 160cm.
[02:48] ---
    I'm sorry. I apologize, sir!
[02:50] ---
    No...
[02:51] ---
    We just wonder if you can't do better...
[02:52] ---
    Stop saying words!
[02:53] ---
    Um, I'm really sorry, but...
[02:56] ---
    Could you please put me up for the night?
[02:59] ---
    "Put him up"?
[02:59] ---
    Um, there's a perfectly innocent explanation.
[03:02] ---
    It's not what you think!
[03:03] ---
    I'm not trying to pull
    the wool over your eyes.
[03:05] ---
    You see, he has his entrance exam tomorrow...
[03:07] ---
    and his whole family came
    down with influenza.
[03:09] ---
    That's right!
[03:10] ---
    So, it really isn't what
    you think. Honest to god!
[03:12] ---
    Well, your health is certainly important.
[03:15] ---
    But where can he sleep?
[03:16] ---
    I was thinking my room--
[03:18] ---
    No! I mean, I'll sleep
    somewhere else, of course.
[03:20] ---
    It's not what you think! I'm so sorry!
[03:21] ---
    Oh my, oh my...
[03:22] ---
    It's not funny!
[03:24] ---
    Here.
[03:26] ---
    Sorry, you must be exhausted.
[03:27] ---
    No...
[03:29] ---
    Well, yeah, a little.
[03:31] ---
    But have I totally lost it?!
[03:33] ---
    Tomorrow is my college entrance test and the
    night before I'm doing something so....so...!
[03:36] ---
    There, there, calm down.
[03:43] ---
    Sorry.
[03:44] ---
    When things calm down, I'll come
    back and introduce myself properly.
[03:48] ---
    The way things are now,
[03:49] ---
    I'm just a deadbeat guy who spent the night
    at his girlfriend's right before his exam.
[03:53] ---
    I explained everything to
    them - they're okay with it.
[03:55] ---
    That's not good enough.
[03:56] ---
    I'M not okay with it.
[03:58] ---
    You sure are serious in weird ways...
[04:00] ---
    I'm always serious.
[04:03] ---
    I can't let myself be halfhearted.
[04:04] ---
    I still don't see the problem.
[04:06] ---
    Rather than that, you need to
    worry about tomorrow's test.
[04:09] ---
    ...I'd forgotten.
[04:11] ---
    You need to study, right?
[04:13] ---
    I'll stay in my brother's room tonight.
[04:15] ---
    You don't need to do that.
[04:16] ---
    But if I stay in here I know
    I'll try to talk to you.
[04:19] ---
    I don't want to get in your way.
[04:21] ---
    Sorry about that.
[04:22] ---
    If you need anything, let me know.
[04:24] ---
    Thanks.
[04:25] ---
    See ya.
[04:26] ---
    Good luck.
[04:30] ---
    Okay.
[04:31] ---
    Let's do this.
[04:33] ---
    That's right.
[04:35] ---
    I know Otani can handle this.
[04:37] ---
    Even if his parents kick him out
    the night before his exam...
[04:40] ---
    And even if his first face-to-face meeting
    with my parents didn't go as planned...
[04:43] ---
    He won't let it get to him.
[04:48] ---
    Hello, sir.
[04:49] ---
    Would you like a midnight snack?
[04:56] ---
    What should I do?
[04:57] ---
    Maybe I should wake him...
[05:01] ---
    But he could use a little sleep.
[05:12] ---
    His eyelashes are really long.
[05:14] ---
    Pretty boy.
[05:21] ---
    Good luck tomorrow.
[05:41] ---
    OTANI!!
[05:44] ---
    Otani, wake up, Otani!!
[05:45] ---
    What time is your test?!
[05:47] ---
    Nine...twenty.
[05:50] ---
    Uh, yeah, it's already 8:00.
[05:55] ---
    How long does it take to
    get to the testing center?!
[05:57] ---
    At least an hour by train - if we race
    there at Mach speed, we might make it!
[06:00] ---
    Your things!
[06:02] ---
    Why didn't you wake me up?!
[06:03] ---
    Because I...!
[06:04] ---
    Never mind! We don't have
    time for explanations.
[06:15] ---
    What?
[06:18] ---
    What the hell is this stuff?!
[06:19] ---
    Snow? Why??
[06:20] ---
    I hear the busses and trains are down.
[06:23] ---
    It was on the news...
[06:25] ---
    What should we do, Otani?!
[06:28] ---
    ...Just forget it.
[06:30] ---
    Forget it?
[06:31] ---
    Ever since my parents
    kicked me out last night
[06:34] ---
    the wheels of fate have not
    been turning in my favor.
[06:38] ---
    Now it's snowing.
[06:41] ---
    What a shocker.
[06:42] ---
    It never snows this much.
[06:43] ---
    Just how much worse can it get?
[06:52] ---
    You...MORON!
[06:55] ---
    What was that for!
[06:55] ---
    Lemme tell ya about this snow!
[06:56] ---
    It's falling above the heads of
    ALL examinees - not just you!
SIGN    Koizumi
[07:02] ---
    So don't give up hope!
[07:04] ---
    Stand up! Stand up and fight, Otani!
[07:06] ---
    I am standing up...
[07:07] ---
    You're a go-getter!
[07:08] ---
    Koizumi?
[07:09] ---
    Stop wasting your precious
    time whining and run for it.
[07:11] ---
    Help me, Bro!
[07:13] ---
    Here.
[07:14] ---
    Good!
[07:16] ---
    NO WAY!
[07:20] ---
    But all the trains are stopped.
[07:21] ---
    So we'll take the subway!
[07:23] ---
    B-but I won't make it on time.
[07:29] ---
    You're insane!
[07:30] ---
    If you die, I'm sorry.
[07:30] ---
    Don't kill me!
[07:32] ---
    But you spent so much time and sacrificed
    so much to study for this test.
[07:35] ---
    I don't want it all to be in vain!
[07:38] ---
    I don't care if you pass or fail, I just
    want you to give it your best shot!
[07:40] ---
    Please, don't let all your
    hard work go to waste!
[07:43] ---
    Koizumi...
[07:45] ---
    Riding doubles is prohibited!
[07:47] ---
    Okay! Here's the subway!
SIGN    Testing Center
[07:50] ---
    And when it's all over at the end of the
    day, I'll smile and say, "good job."
SIGN    Risa: F...five minutes to spare.
SIGN    Otani: I think...my childhood memories fell out of my brain.
SIGN    Risa: Well, good luck.
SIGN    Otani: Thanks.
[08:10] ---
    Otani!
[08:12] ---
    Fight on!
[08:15] ---
    Not so loud, moron!
[08:19] ---
    I know you'll be just fine!
[08:22] ---
    Okay, you may begin.
SIGN    Post-Graduation Plans
[08:29] ---
    Post-Graduation Plans, eh...
[08:31] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[08:34] ---
    Did ya wait long?
[08:37] ---
    Nope.
[08:39] ---
    He won't get his results for another week,
[08:41] ---
    but at least he's free
    from the vice of studying.
[08:45] ---
    We haven't been on a date in a while.
[08:46] ---
    Where should we go? Got any ideas?
[08:48] ---
    I don't care. Anywhere is fine.
[08:50] ---
    Today is Koizumi Appreciation Day after all.
[08:52] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[08:53] ---
    I couldn't be with you when I was studying,
[08:56] ---
    so I'll do anything you ask today.
[08:59] ---
    Seriously?
[09:00] ---
    Yeah.
[09:02] ---
    Let's see...
[09:05] ---
    It's Atchan!
[09:11] ---
    - Mimi.
    - Mimi...
[09:13] ---
    Ack. The old witch is with him.
[09:14] ---
    Sorry about that.
[09:15] ---
    - Why're ya dressed like that?
[09:15] ---
    - Shoo! Shoo!
[09:17] ---
    I'm working.
[09:19] ---
    Working?
[09:20] ---
    Doing a magazine shoot.
[09:22] ---
    Mimi's a supermodel, ya know?
[09:24] ---
    Ah, that's right.
[09:25] ---
    We're filming outdoors today.
[09:27] ---
    - Wow, I've never seen a
    professional photo shoot before.
[09:31] ---
    - We're ready, people!
[09:32] ---
    - Mimi, dear!
[09:33] ---
    Coming.
[09:36] ---
    Freezing!
[09:37] ---
    Hold this for me?
[09:38] ---
    Are you okay?! Won't you die of cold?
[09:40] ---
    I'll be fine.
[09:42] ---
    ...I'm a pro.
[09:49] ---
    Okay, we're starting.
[10:05] ---
    Hey.
[10:06] ---
    That chick is creeping me out.
[10:07] ---
    Awesome! You're awesome, Queen Mimi!
[10:10] ---
    I'm so deeply moved!
[10:11] ---
    Why?
[10:12] ---
    Because you're so professional!
    You're actually a professional!
[10:14] ---
    Why're ya surprised?
[10:15] ---
    I kept telling you...
[10:17] ---
    Mimi, is this your friend?
[10:19] ---
    This old witch is a stranger - but
    this cute boy is Mimi's boyfriend!
[10:22] ---
    No, I'm not.
[10:26] ---
    ...Is something up?
[10:27] ---
    Hey, I think we should let this
    girl be our "Reader Model."
[10:31] ---
    The girl who was supposed
    to do it canceled on us.
[10:34] ---
    Could you take her place?
[10:36] ---
    Model?! Me?!
[10:37] ---
    Her?!
[10:40] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[10:41] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:42] ---
    You're tall and have a nice figure.
[10:44] ---
    Please?
[10:46] ---
    Nowaynowaynowaynoway...
[10:48] ---
    No way can I do this!
[10:49] ---
    I could never be a model!
[10:51] ---
    I don't see why not...
[10:52] ---
    It's impossible!
[10:54] ---
    You'll be fine.
[10:55] ---
    Ah, I want the curly look.
[10:57] ---
    Okay!
[10:59] ---
    Let's make you good and cute.
[11:02] ---
    "Cute"? Not in a million years.
[11:05] ---
    Don't worry. You can trust me!
[11:09] ---
    ...Okay.
[11:10] ---
    I dunno why, but...she's really cool.
[11:23] ---
    - Who're you?
    - Koizumi.
[11:25] ---
    Ko...wha...
[11:27] ---
    Cold!
[11:28] ---
    I'm gonna die.
[11:29] ---
    Beautiful. I knew you had "it".
[11:31] ---
    This's so embarrassing!
[11:33] ---
    But you look really pretty.
[11:35] ---
    Right?
[11:36] ---
    Uh, yes.
[11:38] ---
    Really?
[11:38] ---
    Am I really pretty?
[11:40] ---
    ...Just a little.
[11:41] ---
    Ehh? Why just a little?
[11:43] ---
    Never mind, just go away.
[11:45] ---
    You suck!
[11:46] ---
    Come, you're on standby.
[11:48] ---
    Get a move on.
[11:58] ---
    Hey, other girl, can ya smile a bit?
[12:01] ---
    HEY!
[12:02] ---
    Sorry!
[12:05] ---
    Don't fail me.
[12:07] ---
    I'm just not cut out for modeling.
[12:11] ---
    I'm not, but...I do like watching it.
[12:20] ---
    Good work.
[12:21] ---
    You really were pretty.
[12:23] ---
    Thanks...
[12:24] ---
    Don't get any wrong ideas - you
    just had a really good stylist.
[12:28] ---
    Mimi LOVES the outfits Nakahara chooses!
SIGN    Nakahara is the name of the creator of Love Com.
[12:31] ---
    "Stylist"...
[12:32] ---
    Oh, you exaggerate...but thanks.
[12:35] ---
    I'm being honest!
[12:36] ---
    I love working with you, Ms.
    Nakahara - I feel so relaxed.
[12:39] ---
    There ya go again.
[12:47] ---
    Wanna go?
[12:49] ---
    Sure.
[12:51] ---
    I think I found my true calling.
[12:53] ---
    Don't tell me you wanna be a model...
[12:56] ---
    That'll never fly!
[12:57] ---
    You keep glaring at the camera!
[13:00] ---
    ...though I'll admit you were really pretty.
[13:03] ---
    Really??
[13:04] ---
    Just a BIT.
[13:06] ---
    Thanks.
[13:07] ---
    But rest at ease.
[13:08] ---
    A stylist is what I want to be.
[13:12] ---
    A stylist, eh?
[13:14] ---
    Think I'm cut out for it?
[13:16] ---
    I've always liked picking
    out clothes for people.
[13:19] ---
    Moron.
[13:19] ---
    It's not whether you're "cut
    out" for something or not.
[13:22] ---
    Do you want to do it, or don't you?
[13:24] ---
    I want to do it.
[13:24] ---
    Then give it an honest shot.
[13:26] ---
    You've got the determination for it.
[13:28] ---
    You mean it?
[13:29] ---
    Yeah.
[13:29] ---
    Mr. Otani gives his students great advice.
[13:33] ---
    Otani, my teacher!!
[13:34] ---
    Aggh, I can't breathe!
[13:36] ---
    Mr. Otani...what a nice teacher he is.
[13:40] ---
    But before that....
[13:41] ---
    We need to make sure he
    actually becomes a teacher.
[13:45] ---
    Welcome, patrons.
[13:47] ---
    Risa.
[13:48] ---
    Haruka! Mr. Maity!
[13:50] ---
    We were just out for a drive.
[13:51] ---
    Oh.
[13:52] ---
    Are you Risa's friend?
[13:53] ---
    Nope, I'm her lover.
[13:56] ---
    And this is her man on the side.
[13:57] ---
    Are you serious??
[13:59] ---
    Stop messing with the poor boy.
[14:01] ---
    Were you messing with me just now?
[14:04] ---
    You're funny!
[14:05] ---
    Did Otani contact you yet?
[14:07] ---
    He's getting the results today, right?
[14:08] ---
    I haven't heard yet...
[14:09] ---
    That's right, I just saw the little runt.
[14:11] ---
    Where?!
[14:12] ---
    At the bench in front of the station.
[14:14] ---
    He was sitting all hunched over like this.
[14:17] ---
    I said, "Hi, water flea!" but he ignored me.
[14:19] ---
    He DEFINITELY must've failed!
[14:22] ---
    I hate to say it, but he's probably right.
[14:25] ---
    Risa, hanging in there?
[14:27] ---
    Yeah...
[14:30] ---
    Are you the kitchen boy?
[14:31] ---
    Umm...
[14:32] ---
    Nice to meet you, I'm Risa's mother.
[14:34] ---
    I'm her father.
[14:35] ---
    You're super young!
[14:37] ---
    Wrong again.
[14:38] ---
    - By the way, Risa, did
    you hear from Otani yet?
[14:38] ---
    - They're messing with
    me again, aren't they...
[14:40] ---
    - No, why?
[14:42] ---
    We keep calling him, but he won't answer.
[14:44] ---
    No way!
[14:45] ---
    Then he must've failed!
[14:47] ---
    Guess it was inevitable.
[14:48] ---
    Rejoicing over the sorrows of
    others gives you bad karma.
[14:50] ---
    I'm already accepted into
    college on recommendation.
[14:53] ---
    Risa!
[15:02] ---
    The party you are calling
    is currently unavailable.
[15:05] ---
    Please leave a message after the tone.
[15:11] ---
    He failed!
[15:17] ---
    What is with you, child?!
    I told you never to yell!
[15:21] ---
    Sorry, ma'am! But could I
    please get off work early?!
[15:24] ---
    It's an emergency! I'm begging you!
[15:26] ---
    What could possibly be wrong?
[15:28] ---
    Ms. Matsubara.
[15:29] ---
    I'll take her place.
[15:32] ---
    Kohori...
[15:33] ---
    Hurry. Go to him.
[15:34] ---
    Thanks!
[15:36] ---
    Wait, Miss Koizumi!
[15:37] ---
    Sorry about that!
[15:38] ---
    You can dock my pay for the entire month!
[15:42] ---
    Good grief!
[15:43] ---
    I was once rebellious like her...
[15:46] ---
    Stop messing with me - I'm
    not falling for it this time.
[15:52] ---
    You'll be fine, Otani.
[15:53] ---
    There's always next year. You can try again.
[15:56] ---
    And if you need to spend
    another year studying,
[15:59] ---
    I'll be there with you every step of the way.
[16:01] ---
    So please...
[16:03] ---
    So please...!
SIGN    Ginza-block.
[16:18] ---
    Otani....where are you...
[16:21] ---
    Stop running from me, you moron!
[16:41] ---
    Stop it, Otani!
[16:42] ---
    Suicide isn't the answer!!
[16:44] ---
    It's not worth it!
[16:45] ---
    Who's committing suicide?!
[16:47] ---
    Give it one more try!
[16:49] ---
    Take the exam again next year!
[16:50] ---
    But I passed!
[16:52] ---
    Why do I need to take the exam again?
[16:54] ---
    Because, you know...
[16:56] ---
    No, you DON'T know - I'm
    telling ya, I passed!
[17:01] ---
    No way! How's that possible?
[17:03] ---
    Whaddaya mean "how's that possible"?
[17:05] ---
    Haruka told me you were hunched over
    on a bench in front of the station!
[17:07] ---
    Oh, that...I was so relieved
    that I fell asleep.
[17:10] ---
    But you wouldn't answer your phone.
[17:11] ---
    My battery was running low.
[17:13] ---
    I figured after I woke up you
    and I could go do something.
[17:17] ---
    Hey...
[17:19] ---
    Ohh...so he passed.
[17:23] ---
    He really passed.
[17:26] ---
    What's your problem?
[17:27] ---
    What's YOUR problem, jackass?!
[17:29] ---
    I fell asleep, this. My battery died, that...
[17:31] ---
    Do you have any idea how
    worried we all were?!
[17:33] ---
    It's not MY fault that you
    can't take calls at work.
[17:35] ---
    You have a point, but still!
[17:38] ---
    ...Man, this sucks.
[17:39] ---
    I pass the exam and all you have
    to say is, "no way!" and "why?"
[17:43] ---
    I was...
[17:45] ---
    I was just so freaking worried about you.
[17:50] ---
    I'm so happy for you!
[17:54] ---
    Koizumi, you don't need to cry about it.
[17:57] ---
    But...I'm so happy!
[18:01] ---
    Thanks.
[18:02] ---
    What for?
[18:05] ---
    If you hadn't been there for me,
    I wouldn't've tried so hard.
[18:09] ---
    I know that I wouldn't
    have passed without you.
[18:12] ---
    I was thinking about that
    just before you showed up.
[18:15] ---
    You mean it?
[18:16] ---
    You really are a troublesome girl.
[18:23] ---
    Otani...
[18:25] ---
    Congratulations.
[18:26] ---
    Thanks.
[18:34] ---
    Everyone has chosen their own path...
[18:38] ---
    It'll be time to say goodbye soon.
[18:46] ---
    This can't be happening...
[18:48] ---
    Late on the very last day?!
SIGN    Graduation Ceremony for Maido Academy's High School Seniors
[18:55] ---
    How can you be late on graduation day!
[18:56] ---
    You're late too!
[18:58] ---
    ...Guess I can't deny that.
[18:59] ---
    What took ya so long, moron?
[19:01] ---
    I throw that question right back at ya!
[19:03] ---
    And I throw it back!
[19:04] ---
    I don't want it back!
[19:05] ---
    Are you finished, dummy-duo?
[19:07] ---
    Good morning, sir!
[19:09] ---
    Honestly, you two...
[19:10] ---
    I'm going to write "Hanshin"
    and "Kyojin" on your diplomas.
[19:14] ---
    Don't do it, sir!
[19:15] ---
    Don't get flustered!
[19:16] ---
    You two must've forgotten that you're late.
[19:19] ---
    ...Yeah.
[19:22] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:23] ---
    Watch your step.
[19:26] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:27] ---
    She's feeling faint.
[19:29] ---
    She was supposed to give
    the valedictorian speech.
[19:30] ---
    Guess we've got a little emergency.
[19:36] ---
    - Student presenter, thank
    you for those words.
[19:36] ---
    - Are those idiots STILL not here?
[19:40] ---
    - Continuing, we have a speech...
[19:40] ---
    - The ceremony is almost over.
[19:43] ---
    - from a representative of
    the graduating students.
[19:47] ---
    Speaking for the students...
[19:49] ---
    We have Atsushi Otani and Risa Koizumi.
SIGN    Maido Academy High School Sector
[19:57] ---
    Woah! Long! We have to read all of this?
[19:59] ---
    Moron! Your mic is on.
[20:01] ---
    You're lying!
[20:02] ---
    Why would I lie?
[20:03] ---
    Otani, you read it.
[20:04] ---
    We'll go halfsies.
[20:05] ---
    But you read the first part.
[20:07] ---
    I can't read the first word.
[20:08] ---
    How can you not - hey, lemme see it!
[20:10] ---
    But I...
[20:10] ---
    Gimme!
[20:12] ---
    Now you ripped it!
[20:13] ---
    YOU ripped it! Crap, now I can't read it!
[20:15] ---
    It's your fault!
[20:19] ---
    Ahhh... please be quiet, students.
[20:23] ---
    Umm...
[20:25] ---
    Teachers, thank you so much for putting
    up with us for three whole years.
[20:29] ---
    Thanks to you, we've all
    grown up to be big kids.
[20:32] ---
    You were big to begin with, Koizumi.
[20:34] ---
    You've got a point there.
[20:35] ---
    And at least one of us didn't grow at all.
[20:37] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[20:39] ---
    But Maido Academy has been a home
    of so many wonderful memories.
[20:45] ---
    I also met so many wonderful people.
[20:49] ---
    But...
[20:51] ---
    I have to say goodbye to everything today.
[20:54] ---
    Some of you are moving far away.
[20:56] ---
    Some close relationships
    are being torn apart...
[21:01] ---
    Risa...
[21:02] ---
    But even so...umm...
[21:10] ---
    Woah...why're you cry...
[21:14] ---
    Sorry, I can't talk...
[21:18] ---
    Koizumi?
[21:20] ---
    And so! I think we should finish this
    off with three "banzai!" cheers!
[21:23] ---
    That makes no sense!
[21:24] ---
    Because we're the comedic
    duo - tears don't suit us.
[21:27] ---
    You really...
[21:28] ---
    One, two...
[21:30] ---
    Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[21:45] ---
    I'm so glad I met you, Otani.
[21:48] ---
    I love ya lots.
[21:51] ---
    Me too.
[21:52] ---
    I'm glad you were here with me.
[21:57] ---
    And we'll be together forever!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:14] ---
    Congrats, everyone!
[23:20] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:22] ---
    See ya later!