# Love Is Indivisible by Twins
Jun Shirosaki’s love life takes a wild turn when he finds himself caught between the Jinguji twins—his childhood friends who are as different as night and day. Rumi, the older sister, pairs a boyish charm with a maiden’s heart, while Naori combines girlish looks with her deep love for otaku culture. As feelings grow and confusion mounts, Jun must navigate this unexpected love triangle next door.
# Season 1
# E1 - Let’s End It Tonight
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3EJ1J/lets-end-it-tonight)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Junmum**
Oh, thank you for stopping by.
**[00:04] (Flashback) Junmum**
Jun! The Jingujis from next door
are here to say hello!
**[00:15] (Flashback) Jun**
Nice to meet you.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Jun**
I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun.
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
**[01:50] (Flashback) Jun**
Nice to meet you.
**[01:52] (Flashback) Jun**
I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun.
**[01:54] (Flashback) Rumi**
Hello.
**[01:55] Sign**
Shirosaki
***SIGN*** 1. "Let's End It Tonight"
**[01:57] Rumi**
*I've made a lot of mistakes in life.*
**[02:00] Rumi**
*And the first mistake I made...*
**[02:02] Rumi**
*was falling for Jun.*
**[02:11] (Flashback) Jun**
What's up, Rumi?
**[02:12] (Flashback) Rumi**
Whatcha reading?
**[02:14] (Flashback) Jun**
*Lord of the Rings*.
**[02:16] (Flashback) Rumi**
Any good?
**[02:17] (Flashback) Jun**
Yeah.
**[02:21] Rumi**
*Jun was so cool.*
**[02:26] Rumi**
*Everything I ever wanted.*
**[02:29] (Flashback) All**
Seven, eight, nine...
**[02:36] (Flashback) Girl**
Your turn, Rumi.
**[02:38] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh, sorry!
**[02:42] (Flashback) Rumi**
You here, Jun?
**[02:45] (Flashback) Naori**
Welcome back.
**[02:46] (Flashback) Rumi**
Where's Mom?
**[02:48] (Flashback) Naori**
Out shopping.
**[02:49] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh.
**[02:50] (Flashback) Jun**
The head moves down close to birth.
**[02:52] (Flashback) Rumi**
What are you reading?
**[02:54] (Flashback) Naori**
Want to join us?
**[02:56] Sign**
Human Anatomy
**[02:57] (Flashback) Rumi**
What? That looks scary.
**[02:59] (Flashback) Naori**
That's us, though.
**[03:01] (Flashback) Rumi**
Huh? How?
**[03:03] (Flashback) Jun**
Two echoes.
**[03:04] (Flashback) Naori**
Rumi and I were like this too, huh?
**[03:07] (Flashback) Jun**
Is that the umbilical cord?
**[03:10] (Flashback) Naori**
I guess we're more like apostles, maybe?
**[03:14] (Flashback) Jun**
Maybe you had two cords
because you're dizygotic.
**[03:17] (Flashback) Naori**
I don't think that matters.
**[03:20] (Flashback) Naori**
It's more about whether you
share the same placenta.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Jun**
Oh, I see.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Rumi**
What's "dizygotic"?
**[03:27] (Flashback) Jun**
Two egg cells were fertilized by
two different sperm cells at the same time.
**[03:32] (Flashback) Rumi**
Wow.
**[03:32] (Flashback) Naori**
You should know this. It's what we are.
**[03:35] (Flashback) Jun**
Monozygotic twins share
most of the same genes,
**[03:39] (Flashback) Jun**
but dizygotic twins only
share about 50 percent.
**[03:42] (Flashback) Naori**
Monozygotic twins are "identical,"
**[03:45] (Flashback) Naori**
whereas fraternal twins like us...
**[03:47] (Flashback) Jun**
...aren't that similar.
**[03:49] Rumi**
*I admired Jun for how much he knew.*
**[03:50] Jun**
I think you're plenty similar, though.
**[03:53] (Flashback) Junmum**
Let me go get him.
**[03:55] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh, we haven't made plans or anything.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Naori**
We're here, so might as well.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Junmum**
That's right. Gotta get his nose
out of his books sometime.
**[04:09] (Flashback) Rumi**
I think she noticed.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Naori**
Yeah, but she can't be completely sure.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Jun**
What are you doing?
**[04:21] (Flashback) Naori**
What do you mean?
**[04:22] (Flashback) Jun**
What are you, changelings?
**[04:24] (Flashback) Naori**
Which one's the stock?
**[04:26] (Flashback) Jun**
Guess you could also be the twins
from *The Shining*. Anyway, what's up?
**[04:30] (Flashback) Rumi**
We came to invite you to hang out.
You've been ignoring us lately.
**[04:34] (Flashback) Jun**
Really?
**[04:35] (Flashback) Rumi**
Really.
**[04:38] (Flashback) Jun**
Gotcha. Let me grab my jacket.
**[04:44] Rumi**
* Back when we were basically the same*
* height and had the same haircuts,*
**[04:47] Rumi**
* our mom and Jun were the only ones*
* who could tell Naori and me apart.*
**[04:52] Rumi**
*Even our dad got it wrong at times.*
**[04:58] (Flashback) Rumi**
Whatcha reading now, Jun?
**[05:00] (Flashback) Jun**
Haruki Murakami.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Rumi**
Any good?
**[05:03] (Flashback) Jun**
Pretty good.
**[05:04] (Flashback) Rumi**
Yeah?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Friend**
Rumi-chan.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Naori**
Did you read *Norwegian Wood?*
**[05:08] Friend**
Huh? Rumi-chan?!
I thought you were Naori-chan.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Jun**
Huh? Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Naori**
It was pretty lewd, yeah?
**[05:15] (Flashback) Jun**
Wh-Wha...
**[05:20] Rumi**
*Jun hit it off more with Naori than me.*
**[05:24] Rumi**
* Actually, it was because he was*
* chasing after her, I think.*
**[05:30] (Flashback) Teacher**
Okay, switch teams!
**[05:33] (Flashback) Friend**
You're so athletic, Rumi-chan.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Rumi**
I don't know about that.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Girla**
Say, Jinguji-san...
**[05:38] (Flashback) Girla**
Did your sister get on the
Furuse-san group's bad side?
**[05:42] (Flashback) Rumi**
I don't think Naori cares.
**[05:44] (Flashback) Girla**
Yeah, I guess she is like that.
**[05:47] (Flashback) Girlb**
That probably annoys
Furuse-san and them even more.
**[05:52] (Flashback) Girla**
Oh, forget we said anything!
**[05:54] (Flashback) Girla**
Sorry about that!
**[05:56] Rumi**
*Naori always spoke her mind,*
**[06:00] Rumi**
*which some girls didn't appreciate.*
**[06:03] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Jinguji-san's not into this stuff, right?
**[06:05] (Flashback) Girld**
Probably can't stand it.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Girlc**
Let's go. She'll hate us
if we ask her to join.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Naori**
So stupid. What are they, five?
**[06:13] Rumi**
* She acted like it didn't bother her,*
* but I think it got to her a fair bit.*
**[06:18] Rumi**
*I mean, it got to me,*
**[06:21] Rumi**
*and I was only a bystander.*
**[06:24] (Flashback) Rumi**
I know it was probably Naori's fault,
**[06:26] (Flashback) Rumi**
but what you're doing is just nasty.
**[06:28] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
What are you even talking about? Let's go.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Girlcd**
Yeah, forget her.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Girla**
Big trouble, Jinguji-san!
**[06:41] (Flashback) Girlb**
Come quick!
**[06:44] (Flashback) Jun**
Go on, Naori.
**[06:48] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
**[06:51] (Flashback) Jun**
Your turn, Furuse.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Sorry...
**[06:55] (Flashback) Jun**
We can't hear you.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
I'm sorry.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Jun**
Rumi.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Jun**
Don't you have something to say to Rumi, too?
**[07:11] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Sorry.
**[07:12] (Flashback) Rumi**
Uh...
**[07:14] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm sorry, too.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Jun**
All right. It's up to you girls now.
**[07:21] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Huh?
**[07:22] Rumi**
* I thought, "Hey, play peacemaker*
* until things get less awkward."*
**[07:26] Rumi**
*"Man, that's just not fair."*
**[07:28] Rumi**
*"Quit playing the hero."*
**[07:30] Rumi**
*"I'll fall for you even more."*
**[07:40] Rumi**
*"I'll fall for you even more."*
**[07:43] Rumi**
* And that's when I fully realized that*
* I'd always been in love with Jun.*
**[07:51] (Flashback) Naori**
If you're gonna read the *Guin Saga* or *Berserk,*
you need to start with Haggard's stuff.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Jun**
I did read *She: A History of Adventure*.
**[07:57] (Flashback) Naori**
Oh, you did?
**[07:57] (Flashback) Naori**
What'd you think?
**[07:58] (Flashback) Jun**
Parts of it felt really dated, but the
queen was a fascinating character.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
What about Burroughs, then?
**[08:05] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
His works are even more problematic.
**[08:06] Naori**
Which one? Edgar or William?
**[08:06] Rumi**
* By the time we were in middle school,*
* I was talking to Jun less.*
**[08:11] Rumi**
*I had started caring about appearances.*
**[08:15] Rumi**
*But Naori had no such issues.*
**[08:18] (Flashback) Adviser**
Take ten!
**[08:20] (Flashback) Girlballers**
Yes, sir.
**[08:21] Rumi**
* I spotted the two of them walking*
* home together countless times.*
**[08:25] Rumi**
*I wanted to spend time with him, too.*
**[08:29] Rumi**
*I wanted to talk to him more, too.*
**[08:31] Sign**
Tournament Award
**[08:43] Sign**
Come with me to the convenience store.
**[08:55] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm going to the convenience store.
Need anything?
**[08:57] (Flashback) Naori**
Hm... pudding!
**[09:00] (Flashback) Rumi**
Okay.
**[09:10] (Flashback) Rumi**
Man, this takes me back.
**[09:15] (Flashback) Jun**
What's up?
**[09:17] (Flashback) Rumi**
Come on, let's sit down for a bit.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Jun**
Sure.
**[09:21] (Flashback) Rumi**
Lately, Naori's been reading,
uh... Marquez? Marx?
**[09:26] (Flashback) Rumi**
Figured you should know.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Jun**
Which is it? They're totally different.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Rumi**
The title sounded kinda cool.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Jun**
Probably Marquez, then.
**[09:35] (Flashback) Rumi**
Huh... Any good?
**[09:38] (Flashback) Jun**
I've heard of him, but I haven't
read anything by him yet.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh, really?
**[09:43] (Flashback) Jun**
She was talking about how good Ellroy's
*The Black Dahlia* was the other day.
**[09:47] (Flashback) Jun**
Maybe I should check it out.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Rumi**
Say, Jun. Want to go out with me?
**[10:00] (Flashback) Jun**
Well, that came out of nowhere.
**[10:04] Rumi**
*I wish I'd corrected him.*
**[10:07] Rumi**
* I wish I'd told him that*
* I'd loved him forever.*
**[10:15] (Flashback) Rumi**
You know, we're third-years in April.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Rumi**
Don't you wanna experience dating
before we get into high school?
**[10:21] (Flashback) Rumi**
I know a buncha girls with
boyfriends now, so you know,
**[10:25] (Flashback) Rumi**
I figured we could, like,
give it a shot just to see?
**[10:28] (Flashback) Rumi**
I mean, I've known you forever.
I can trust you.
**[10:32] (Flashback) Rumi**
And I'm sure you'd be
comfortable with me, too.
**[10:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
Or am I not good enough?
**[10:45] Rumi**
*It was awful.*
**[10:47] Rumi**
*I felt so pathetic that I was about to explode.*
**[10:51] Rumi**
*But Jun could always read between my lines.*
**[10:56] (Flashback) Jun**
Really?
**[10:58] (Flashback) Jun**
Do you really want to go out with me, Rumi?
**[11:03] (Flashback) Rumi**
Yeah.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Jun**
Got it. Sure.
**[11:08] Rumi**
* I wanted to scream,*
* but I just barely held it in.*
**[11:13] (Flashback) Rumi**
Here's to good times.
**[11:14] Rumi**
* I mean, my first love didn't*
* end in heartbreak!*
**[11:17] (Flashback) Naori**
Wow, you're taken now.
**[11:19] (Flashback) Naori**
Grats.
**[11:21] (Flashback) Rumi**
Thanks, Naori.
**[11:24] Rumi**
*First, the pride.*
**[11:26] Rumi**
*And then came the guilt.*
**[11:31] Rumi**
* But as we spent time as a couple,*
* the guilt began to fade away.*
**[11:36] Rumi**
* We were a cheery, sporty girl*
* and the smartest guy in school.*
**[11:41] Rumi**
*A good match, if I do say so myself.*
**[12:04] Rumi**
*We were boyfriend and girlfriend.*
**[12:07] Rumi**
*The sound of that put me on cloud nine.*
**[12:30] (Flashback) Rumi**
Jun.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Rumi**
Not here.
**[12:44] (Flashback) Jun**
Nobody comes here.
**[12:51] (Flashback) Jun**
Hey, Rumi, why are we keeping this a secret?
**[12:55] Sign**
The Spy
Who Came
in from
the Snow
**[12:55] (Flashback) Rumi**
Is there a need to tell people?
**[12:58] (Flashback) Rumi**
And having a secret
relationship is more fun.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Jun**
I get it.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Rumi**
I was so scared someone would see us!
**[13:06] (Flashback) Naori**
Just how horny are you guys?
**[13:09] (Flashback) Rumi**
You messing with me?
**[13:10] (Flashback) Naori**
Not at all. Ah, to be young and in love.
**[13:14] Rumi**
*I told Jun to keep it a secret,*
**[13:16] Rumi**
* but at some point, I'd started*
* talking to Naori about us.*
**[13:19] Rumi**
* Here I was, both wanting*
* to talk about it and not.*
**[13:23] Rumi**
* And there was Naori, both wanting*
* to hear about it and not.*
**[13:27] Sign**
The Spy
Who Came
in from
the Snow
**[13:28] Rumi**
* But, Naori, you have nobody*
* to blame but yourself.*
**[13:31] Rumi**
* You're the one who wasted all that*
* time not making yourself clear.*
**[13:42] Sign**
Come with me to the convenience store.
**[13:44] Rumi**
* I played dirty. I have no right*
* to call myself her older sister.*
**[13:49] Rumi**
*I'm a terrible sister.*
**[13:52] Rumi**
Jun, let's end it tonight.
**[13:58] Rumi**
I'm breaking up with you.
**[14:00] Jun**
Why? Where's this coming from?
**[14:05] Rumi**
Sorry for just dumping this on you.
**[14:08] Rumi**
But don't worry.
**[14:10] Rumi**
It's not you, it's me.
**[14:14] Rumi**
Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun.
**[14:21] Sign**
Shirosaki
**[14:22] (Flashback) Rumi**
Hello.
**[14:25] Naori**
*I am a terribly ugly human being.*
**[14:34] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
What is this?
**[14:36] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Must be a dirty book.
**[14:38] (Flashback) Naori**
Give it back.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
You're such a perv, Jinguji-san.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Naori**
No, you're just stupid.
**[14:45] (Flashback) Naori**
You mock the things you can't comprehend
and bask in your superiority complex.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Naori**
It's the height of folly.
**[14:53] (Flashback) Naori**
I get wanting to play the
child for as long as you can,
**[14:56] (Flashback) Naori**
but maybe stop to think about
the consequences for once.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Naori**
Try reading *Lord of the Flies,* maybe?
**[15:02] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
**[15:05] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Are you calling me a fly?
**[15:07] (Flashback) Naori**
Saw that coming.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
You think this is funny?!
**[15:11] Naori**
* An easily wounded self-esteem,*
* an exaggerated sense of shame,*
**[15:16] Naori**
*an extensive reading far beyond my years,*
**[15:22] Naori**
* and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge*
* made me the same as Li Zheng the Tiger Poet.*
**[15:32] (Flashback) Boya**
Your sister is crazy.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Boyb**
She's a loner, and she loves it.
**[15:41] (Flashback) Boya**
Don't ignore us!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Naori**
Datura.
**[15:47] Naori**
* I was an aloof tiger,*
* and that was fine by me.*
**[15:51] Naori**
* "I have no interest in*
* ordinary humans," I said.*
**[15:54] Naori**
*But...*
**[15:56] (Flashback) Jun**
Naori.
**[15:58] (Flashback) Jun**
Go on, Naori.
**[16:02] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Jun**
Your turn, Furuse.
**[16:06] Chinatsu**
Sorry...
**[16:06] Naori**
*But Jun-kun brought me back down to Earth.*
**[16:11] Naori**
* He taught me the value of living*
* a life grounded in reality.*
**[16:16] Naori**
*What a jerk.*
**[16:18] Naori**
*A complete asshole.*
**[16:24] (Flashback) Naori**
Hi, fellow students. I see you're at it.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
What kinda greeting is that?
**[16:28] (Flashback) Naori**
How'd you do?
**[16:29] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Whoa, back off!
**[16:31] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
My personal space is
bigger than most people!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Naori**
Yeah, yeah.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Naori**
Here's mine.
**[16:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Damn it! Jinguji Naori
is an absolute monster!
**[16:40] (Flashback) Naori**
I was this close to beating you.
**[16:43] (Flashback) Jun**
Hey, I spend hours studying every day.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Listen, Jinguji...
**[16:46] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
You're gonna have a hard time
if you don't change.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Naori**
Change what?
**[16:50] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Men don't take kindly to women
who are better than them.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Naori**
Machismo, in this day and age?
**[16:58] (Flashback) Naori**
Well, I'm not gonna fall for
anybody who isn't better than me.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Naori**
Old-fashioned neanderthals might
as well not exist in my eyes.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Jun**
Naori.
**[17:07] (Flashback) Naori**
Live long and prosper.
**[17:08] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
You seeing this?
**[17:11] (Flashback) Naori**
Oh, Onee-chan!
**[17:14] Naori**
* I'd known for a long time that my sister*
* was in love with Jun-kun.*
**[17:18] Naori**
* Which is why I could never*
* tell him how I felt.*
**[17:22] Naori**
*Because if I did, we'd lose what we had.*
**[17:26] Naori**
* Keeping things undefined and*
* comfy was important to me.*
**[17:30] Naori**
*But...*
**[17:31] (Flashback) Rumi**
And Naori, you should
double-check your answers.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
You don't? That's elementary.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Hell, it should be obvious.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Naori**
But that's no fun.
**[17:40] (Flashback) Naori**
I'd be number one in a heartbeat
if I actually tried.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Naori**
Finishing up before anyone else
and getting top grades
**[17:47] (Flashback) Naori**
without double-checking
sounds so much more fun.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm speedrunning.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Damn it! Jinguji Naori
is an absolute monster!
**[17:54] Naori**
You did that one already.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Jun**
Seriously?
**[17:58] (Flashback) Naori**
Seriously.
**[18:00] Naori**
*That was the bet I'd made myself. A gamble.*
**[18:03] Naori**
*I'll finish first and be first.*
**[18:07] Naori**
* I'll know that luck and skill*
* have smiled upon me.*
**[18:11] Naori**
*Only then will I reveal my feelings.*
**[18:16] (Flashback) Naori**
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
**[18:18] (Flashback) Jun**
Quit blaming God for your exam results.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Naori**
But this timeline makes no sense.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Naori**
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?!
**[18:29] (Flashback) Jun**
We all know by now that you're smart.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Jun**
Now you just need to avoid
all those weird routines.
**[18:36] Naori**
*I knew. These were all excuses.*
**[18:39] Naori**
* I was making all those excuses*
* to put things off.*
**[18:43] Naori**
*All in all, I was nothing but a coward.*
**[18:49] (Flashback) Jun**
May the Force be with you.
**[18:51] (Flashback) Jun**
I prefer the Japanese translation
of "Riryoku," though.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Rumi**
Jun and I are dating now.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Naori**
For real?
**[19:01] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm happy for you, Onee-chan!
**[19:03] (Flashback) Rumi**
Yeah. I can't believe it actually happened.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Naori**
What are you saying?
You're perfect for each other.
**[19:12] (Flashback) Rumi**
Thanks. I'm happy to hear that from you.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Naori**
I got you.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Naori**
I'll do all I can to help
with your covert ops.
**[19:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
"Covert ops"?
**[19:21] (Flashback) Naori**
You're gonna need them now.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Naori**
Alibis, cover stories, and all that jazz.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Rumi**
What are you even thinking of?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Naori**
Come on, it's obvious.
**[19:32] (Flashback) Naori**
Go on and contact him.
**[19:37] (Flashback) Naori**
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
**[19:57] (Flashback) Rumi**
Whoa, this is really short.
**[19:58] (Flashback) Naori**
Right? Makes it easy to peek up.
**[20:03] (Flashback) Naori**
Oh, but it might be perfect
if you *want* him to see.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Naori**
Don't show off too much, though,
or it's gonna weird him out.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Rumi**
Stop being a sleaze.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Naori**
Excuse me for being such a slimy sleazeball.
**[20:15] (Flashback) Rumi**
Hey, this is a little loose.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Naori**
Way to piss me off.
**[20:18] (Flashback) Naori**
How about the blouse being
a little loose too?
**[20:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
Pisses me off.
**[20:22] (Flashback) Naori**
Where are you going tomorrow?
**[20:23] (Flashback) Rumi**
Kasai Marine Park.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Naori**
Huh. Are you even interested in fish?
Other than as food, I mean.
**[20:31] (Flashback) Rumi**
Phrasing.
**[20:32] (Flashback) Rumi**
Well, he did accompany me to something
I wanted to see last time.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Naori**
Incredible! Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
**[20:42] (Flashback) Rumi**
Okay.
**[20:43] (Flashback) Rumi**
Thanks, Naori. I'll make do
with what I have for the rest.
**[20:48] Naori**
* I wonder what Onee-chan*
* and Jun-kun talk about.*
**[20:53] Naori**
*Jun-kun, an encyclopedia in human form,*
**[20:56] Naori**
*and Onee-chan, who lives in the moment.*
**[20:59] Naori**
* I'll never know what goes on*
* in their own special time.*
**[21:04] Rumi**
I'm going to the convenience store.
Need anything?
**[21:06] Naori**
Hm... pudding!
**[21:08] Rumi**
Okay.
**[21:16] Naori**
Really?
**[21:17] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[21:18] Naori**
But why?
**[21:20] Rumi**
Hm, I dunno.
**[21:22] Rumi**
It's not that I dislike him now,
but I figured it was time.
**[21:27] Naori**
What did Jun-kun say?
**[21:28] Rumi**
He had no idea why.
**[21:30] Naori**
Figures. But...
**[21:31] Rumi**
I bulldozed through.
**[21:33] Rumi**
I begged him to break up with me.
**[21:36] Rumi**
I forced him to accept it.
**[21:39] Rumi**
I had so much fun, though.
**[21:42] Rumi**
We made lots of great memories and stuff.
**[21:45] Rumi**
Thank you too, Naori.
**[21:47] Naori**
Why thank me? You're not making any sense.
**[21:51] Rumi**
For not saying anything
about Jun and me going out.
**[22:00] Naori**
This is so stupid.
# E2 - If I Were to be Asked Out
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX12KK/if-i-were-to-be-asked-out)
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**[00:01] Shirosakidad**
Part of me doesn't want to call
the Buchón a Messerschmitt.
**[00:04] Jingujidad**
I get it. It's technically an Hispano,
**[00:08] Jingujidad**
with a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine at that.
**[00:10] Naori**
Jun-kun, I want that piece
of meat over there.
**[00:10] Shirosakidad**
I enjoyed *Battle of Britain*
as much as the next guy,
**[00:12] Shirosakidad**
but accuracy is still important.
**[00:13] Jun**
You got it.
**[00:14] Shirosakimom**
She'd finally built up her resume, but now
she has to quit to become a caregiver?
**[00:18] Shirosakimom**
It's just so sad.
**[00:20] Jingujimom**
And as a nurse, she should know
just how hard it will be.
**[00:23] Shirosakimom**
"Do as I say, not as I do," all around.
**[00:27] Jingujimom**
You said it.
**[00:29] Jingujimom**
Oh, these pickles are delicious.
**[00:31] Rumi**
Do they use a special vinegar?
**[00:33] Shirosakimom**
Bingo, Rumi-chan! Apple cider vinegar
worked really well for pickling.
**[00:36] Jingujimom**
Wow.
**[00:37] Shirosakimom**
The men in our family don't
care for sour flavors.
**[00:40] Jingujimom**
You can say that about men in general.
**[00:43] Rumi**
* We'd started high school and were*
* now in Golden Week holidays.*
**[00:49] Rumi**
* Having a barbecue at the end of the break*
* had become a Shirosaki-Jinguji tradition.*
**[00:55] Jingujidad**
Which do you prefer, Jun-kun?
**[00:56] Jingujidad**
The Messers or the Spitfires?
**[00:58] Naori**
Is there even a point to that question?
**[01:01] Jingujidad**
Of course there is.
**[01:03] Jingujidad**
Like Brillat-Savarin said, "Tell me what
you eat, and I'll tell you who you are,"
**[01:06] Jingujidad**
one's tastes say a lot about a person.
**[01:08] Jun**
I want to vote for the P-51 Mustang.
**[01:12] Jun**
America's practicality,
**[01:13] Jun**
production efficiency, and technical
prowess are all packed—
**[01:16] Shirosakidad**
Hey, Jun! Do you want me to disown you?
**[01:18] Shirosakidad**
Sure, it had revolutionary tech and was
highly maneuverable. I get all that.
**[01:22] Shirosakidad**
But listen, we're talking about
aesthetics and principles.
**[01:25] Jingujidad**
Indeed. A machine with
no design philosophy has no soul.
**[01:29] Jun**
I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
**[01:32] Jun**
Individual components don't make a
superior machine. Overall performance does.
**[01:36] Naori**
They're on one again.
**[01:37] Naori**
They won't be stopping for a while.
**[01:40] Rumi**
It's amazing how heated they always get.
**[01:44] Jingujimom**
I feel for Jun-kun.
**[01:46] Shirosakimom**
Sorry about this. They just won't shut up.
**[01:48] Jingujimom**
My husband's over the moon at finding
people on a similar wavelength, too.
**[01:52] Rumi**
Well, he tends to enjoy
these debates, so it's fine.
**[02:00] Naori**
Man, Onee-chan...
**[02:02] Naori**
It blows my mind how much
you take after our mom.
**[02:08] Naori**
Why do pilots call their planes
their girlfriends, anyway?
**[02:11] Jingujidad**
Because vessels are considered female.
**[02:15] Rumi**
* I didn't quite get why Naori*
* would say something like that.*
**[02:19] Rumi**
*Especially after what happened.*
**[02:23] (Flashback) Rumi**
Jun, let's end it tonight.
**[02:29] (Flashback) Jun**
Why? Where's this coming from?
**[02:31] (Flashback) Rumi**
Sorry for just dumping this on you.
**[02:35] (Flashback) Rumi**
But don't worry.
**[02:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
It's not you, it's me.
**[02:40] (Flashback) Rumi**
Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun.
**[02:44] (Flashback) Jun**
Hold on. Why are you doing this?
**[02:46] (Flashback) Jun**
What did I do wrong? What brought this on?
**[02:49] (Flashback) Jun**
The Buddhist statue exhibition?
No, the parasitological museum?
**[02:52] (Flashback) Jun**
If not those, then...
**[02:53] (Flashback) Jun**
is it because I didn't want
to go to the Sanrio café?
**[02:56] (Flashback) Rumi**
Like I said... It's not you, it's me.
**[03:02] (Flashback) Rumi**
I need you to do me a favor. This will
be my final request as your girlfriend.
**[03:09] (Flashback) Rumi**
Go out with Naori.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Jun**
What are you talking about?
**[03:12] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm not the one for you.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Rumi**
And you're the *only* one for Naori.
**[03:21] (Flashback) Rumi**
Please.
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
**[04:54] Rumi**
* It was the second day of Golden Week,*
* long before the barbecue.*
***SIGN*** 2. "If I Were to be Asked Out"
**[04:59] Rumi**
*I was fast running out of patience.*
**[05:02] (Flashback) Rumi**
Thanks for the food.
**[05:03] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Rumi, we're having a barbecue with the
Shirosakis the day after tomorrow.
**[05:07] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Come home early.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'll be back in time.
**[05:10] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
You'll help out with the prep, won't you?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh... sure.
**[05:15] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
There's no point asking Naori.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
She's not even out of bed yet.
**[05:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
She's eat-only.
**[05:22] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
And yet she expects everyone
to cater to her tastes.
**[05:26] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Oh, right. Can you ask Jun-kun today or
tomorrow if he's okay with yakisoba?
**[05:30] (Flashback) Rumi**
Why?
**[05:31] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
We need to buy different veggies
for a rice dish versus a noodle dish.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh.
**[05:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
Okay.
**[05:38] Sign**
Shirosaki
**[05:42] (Flashback) Shirosakidad**
Oh, morning, Rumi-chan.
**[05:45] (Flashback) Shirosakimom**
My, morning!
**[05:47] (Flashback) Rumi**
Good morning. Is Jun up?
**[05:50] (Flashback) Shirosakimom**
You're here at a good time!
**[05:53] (Flashback) Shirosakimom**
That sleepyhead's still in bed.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Shirosakimom**
Could you wake him up and tell him
to figure out dinner by himself?
**[05:59] (Flashback) Rumi**
Where are you going?
**[06:02] (Flashback) Shirosakimom**
Out on a date. We don't get
the chance very often.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Rumi**
A date?
**[06:11] Rumi**
*Right, there's something I need to do.*
**[06:35] Rumi**
* Yikes, it'll weird him out*
* if he sees me watching him!*
**[06:56] (Flashback) Jun**
What do you want this early?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Rumi**
Early? It's 1 PM.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Rumi**
Your hair's a mess.
**[07:03] (Flashback) Rumi**
Like there was a tornado
localized entirely on your head.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Jun**
Yeah, well, I just woke up, so lay off.
**[07:08] (Flashback) Jun**
What do you want?
**[07:10] (Flashback) Rumi**
Go wash your face first.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Jun**
'Kay.
**[07:26] Jun**
*Let me make this perfectly clear.*
**[07:28] Jun**
*I'm not a perv.*
**[07:31] Jun**
*This doesn't count as pervy, right?*
**[07:34] Jun**
*I didn't want to dump him.*
**[07:36] Jun**
*But it was all I could do.*
**[07:42] (Flashback) Jun**
I don't see my folks.
**[07:44] (Flashback) Rumi**
Yeah, they went out.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Rumi**
But not before asking me to wake you up.
**[07:50] (Flashback) Jun**
We're not kids anymore.
**[07:53] (Flashback) Jun**
They should think before
making these requests.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Rumi**
What?
**[07:57] (Flashback) Rumi**
Got your hopes up a little?
**[07:58] (Flashback) Jun**
Not at all. I meant in general.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Jun**
So, what is it?
**[08:03] (Flashback) Rumi**
Is yakisoba okay?
**[08:04] (Flashback) Jun**
Huh?
**[08:05] (Flashback) Rumi**
My mom asked. She wants to decide
how to close the barbecue.
**[08:09] (Flashback) Jun**
Whatever works.
If there's yakisoba, I'll eat it.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'll let her know.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Jun**
Is that all?
**[08:14] (Flashback) Rumi**
That was secondary.
You know what I'm really here for.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Rumi**
When are you gonna start dating
Naori? You gave me your word.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Jun**
Oh, please.
**[08:26] (Flashback) Jun**
What even was that, your idea of a joke?
**[08:30] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm serious!
**[08:31] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm asking you because
you're the only one I can ask!
**[08:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
Why would I even break up
with you otherwise?
**[08:42] (Flashback) Rumi**
Naori's been in love with you forever.
**[08:46] (Flashback) Jun**
Huh?
**[08:47] (Flashback) Rumi**
You really hadn't noticed, then.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Jun**
Wait. Does that even matter at this point?
**[08:54] (Flashback) Jun**
I chose to go out with *you*, not Naori.
**[08:57] (Flashback) Rumi**
And I want you to let me go back
to being Naori's big sis again.
**[09:04] (Flashback) Jun**
I'll think about it.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Rumi**
That's not good enough.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Jun**
Cut the crap—
**[09:21] (Flashback) Rumi**
Please, go out with Naori.
**[09:26] Rumi**
*Forgive me, Jun.*
**[09:28] Rumi**
* Naori's just as important*
* to me. She's family.*
**[09:42] (Flashback) Naori**
"Space: The final frontier."
**[09:46] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
My own daughter, reciting the
opening narration to *Star Trek.*
**[09:49] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
And no better time to hear it than
a lazy Golden Week afternoon.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Naori**
How many times have you watched that?
**[09:55] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
Beats me.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
But I'll never tire of the scenes
with Kirk and Picard together.
**[10:00] (Flashback) Naori**
I think *Star Wars* is the better
space-fiction franchise.
**[10:04] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
There's a huge difference
between a drama set in space
**[10:06] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
and a futuristic sci-fi version
of the classic vagabond tale.
**[10:10] (Flashback) Naori**
Huh?
**[10:14] (Flashback) Naori**
My lunch!
**[10:16] (Flashback) Naori**
This is why you can never trust a Trekkie!
**[10:19] (Flashback) Naori**
Merde! L'excrément!
**[10:22] (Flashback) Naori**
Why must I experience such inanition?
**[10:29] Sign**
Treat me to dessert sometime
**[10:29] Sign**
Shirosaki Jun
**[10:29] Sign**
Sure. What do you want?
**[10:29] Sign**
Hmm... I'll think about it
**[10:29] Sign**
Shirosaki Jun
**[10:29] Sign**
Gotcha
**[10:29] Sign**
Today
**[10:29] Sign**
Shirosaki Jun
**[10:29] Sign**
If you're free, do you want to go out?
**[10:30] Naori**
*Wow, a surprise gift from the skies.*
**[10:33] Naori**
*Are we going to get a Sharknado?*
**[10:35] Sign**
Shirosaki Jun
**[10:35] Sign**
Treat me to dessert sometime
**[10:35] Sign**
Sure. What do you want?
**[10:35] Sign**
Hmm... I'll think about it
**[10:35] Sign**
Gotcha
**[10:35] Sign**
If you're free, do you want to go out?
**[10:37] Naori**
* He's clearly been down in the dumps*
* since he and Onee-chan broke up.*
**[10:41] Naori**
* Dunno if it's an escape mechanism or*
* if he's using me as a replacement...*
**[10:45] Naori**
*But, very well.*
**[10:46] Naori**
*I shall look after him.*
**[10:49] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
Oh, you eating cup ramen?
**[10:51] (Flashback) Jingujidad**
Maybe I'll have some, too.
**[10:52] Naori**
* This is outer space.*
* A galaxy far, far away.*
**[10:56] Naori**
* And in this vacuum, there can*
* be no sound, my dear father.*
**[11:00] (Flashback) Reira**
Ow, that hurts!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Rumi**
Oh, sorry.
**[11:03] (Flashback) Reira**
You trying to kill me, Rumi?
**[11:05] (Flashback) Reira**
Sheesh.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm sorry, okay?
**[11:16] (Flashback) Naori**
I happen to free for the time being,
so I'll go with you.
**[11:19] (Flashback) Naori**
Where are we going?
**[11:20] (Flashback) Jun**
I was thinking of going to see
a movie. What do you say?
**[11:23] (Flashback) Naori**
You, the famous hater of
crowds? Seeing a movie?
**[11:26] (Flashback) Naori**
And during Golden Week?
Are you having a laugh?
**[11:29] (Flashback) Naori**
Did you huff some laughing gas?
**[11:30] (Flashback) Jun**
I'd barely even be conscious if I had.
**[11:33] (Flashback) Jun**
Is there anything you want to watch?
**[11:35] (Flashback) Naori**
Hm... I certainly do,
**[11:38] (Flashback) Naori**
but I've already used up my allowance.
**[11:41] (Flashback) Jun**
Oh. Well, I did invite you out,
so I've got you.
**[11:46] (Flashback) Naori**
Yay, I'm in!
**[11:50] (Flashback) Naori**
Why not? Seems like the
kind of thing you'd like.
**[11:54] (Flashback) Jun**
I don't like your tone.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Naori**
I mean, *Back to the Future* is the alpha
and the omega of time-travel movies.
**[12:01] (Flashback) Jun**
No objections there.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Jun**
It's also popular with
hipster nerds like you.
**[12:07] (Flashback) Naori**
I do believe you're much
bigger nerd scum than I am.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Jun**
Wha? Watch your mouth. Besides...
**[12:16] (Flashback) Jun**
You're one to talk, Anemone wannabe who
named her festival goldfish Gulliver.
**[12:21] (Flashback) Naori**
Excuse me?
**[12:22] (Flashback) Naori**
*Coin Locker Babies* is a
bible, a life textbook,
**[12:25] (Flashback) Naori**
the gold standard,
and the epitome of classic lit!
**[12:28] (Flashback) Jun**
I'm not badmouthing the book! I'm talking
about your desire to be Anemone—
**[12:31] (Flashback) Naori**
DATURA!
**[12:32] (Flashback) Naori**
Take that! Chemical weapon, upper drug,
world mystery, and magic word rolled in one!
**[12:41] (Flashback) Jun**
That's what I'm talking about.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Naori**
Quiet! You want to eat a Star Destroyer?!
**[12:45] (Flashback) Naori**
Hope its pointed tip stabs you in the head!
**[12:51] (Flashback) Jun**
You always space out when it counts, huh?
**[12:54] (Flashback) Naori**
Shut it, you damned Trekkie.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Jun**
If you want to curse anybody,
curse your dad.
**[12:59] (Flashback) Jun**
He's the one who set me down this path.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm cursing him for passing his
infernal blood to you, yeah.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Naori**
Did Onee-chan get in touch?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Jun**
Why?
**[13:15] (Flashback) Naori**
No reason.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Naori**
It's just, she's been out every day
during the Golden Week break.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Jun**
For club, probably.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Naori**
Yeah, figures.
**[13:31] Naori**
*A run-of-the-mill story,*
**[13:33] Naori**
*a mediocre film destined for
the 65% mark on* Rotten Tomatoes*.*
**[13:37] Naori**
* But I can see that*
* Jun-kun is entranced by it.*
**[13:42] Naori**
*I could see why, too.*
**[13:48] (Flashback) Naori**
I got a good reminder of
how awesome Nolan is.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Naori**
The days of poorly-constructed plots
and the Rule of Cool are long past.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Jun**
Yeah, we can tell when the
creative is well thought out,
**[14:00] (Flashback) Jun**
even if we can't understand
the underlying logic.
**[14:03] (Flashback) Naori**
I also found the catharsis a bit lacking.
**[14:07] (Flashback) Naori**
I feel whelmed.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Naori**
That aside...
**[14:12] (Flashback) Naori**
Can we change locations?
There are too many people here.
**[14:16] (Flashback) Naori**
It's making me sick.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Naori**
I could instantly tell you
had a screw or two loose.
**[14:22] (Flashback) Naori**
"I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun."
**[14:25] (Flashback) Naori**
Who are you, James Bond?
**[14:27] (Flashback) Jun**
Hey, I was a little kid back then.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Jun**
No way I'd seen any Bond movies yet.
**[14:33] (Flashback) Naori**
So, what, you were just a
budding hipster nerd already?
**[14:37] (Flashback) Naori**
There are two types of people in
this world: nerds and normies.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Jun**
Drop it already.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Naori**
You also went, "Just one more thing" often.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Naori**
You got that from *Columbo*, huh?
**[14:49] (Flashback) Naori**
Not something you'd expect a teen to quote.
**[14:52] (Flashback) Jun**
Can we drop this already?
**[14:54] (Flashback) Naori**
Hey, you okay?
**[14:57] (Flashback) Naori**
You're blushing up a storm.
**[14:59] (Flashback) Jun**
Fine. You got me.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Naori**
Glad we could reach an understanding.
**[15:05] (Flashback) Naori**
Now that I've shaved down your HP,
**[15:09] (Flashback) Naori**
why don't we walk down
River Thames some more?
**[15:12] (Flashback) Jun**
I've never heard anyone call the
Arakawa River the Thames before.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Naori**
Would you prefer to meet a kappa chief?
**[15:23] (Flashback) Jun**
Aren't you cold?
**[15:26] (Flashback) Naori**
You're being awfully nice.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Naori**
What, do you need a favor for me?
**[15:31] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm not lending you any money.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Jun**
Nah, just worried your legs might be cold.
**[15:35] (Flashback) Jun**
I know it's May, but that can't feel great.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Naori**
Ridiculous!
**[15:39] (Flashback) Naori**
Don't look down on us high school girls.
We have our legs out even in winter.
**[15:43] (Flashback) Naori**
This isn't chilly enough to reduce my HP.
**[15:46] (Flashback) Jun**
Oh, yeah? Guess you have thick skin.
**[15:49] (Flashback) Naori**
Listen here. Looks take
priority over all else.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Naori**
You should know.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Naori**
You find the borderline between knee-high
socks and thigh quite alluring, don't you?
**[15:58] (Flashback) Naori**
This is the stuff fetishes are made of.
**[16:02] (Flashback) Naori**
Wake up and face reality.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Naori**
This is real, live flesh.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Jun**
Okay, okay! Put your skirt back!
**[16:09] (Flashback) Jun**
You're acting like Irene!
**[16:11] (Flashback) Naori**
What? Irene Adler, the Woman?
**[16:15] (Flashback) Naori**
Don't liken me to a
*Sherlock Holmes* character, fool!
**[16:19] (Flashback) Jun**
Personally, it's the highest
form of praise, though.
**[16:22] (Flashback) Naori**
It's nothing but an insult to me.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Jun**
Hey.
**[16:37] (Flashback) Jun**
Do you want to go out?
**[16:39] (Flashback) Naori**
Like, a boyfriend-girlfriend thing?
**[16:43] (Flashback) Jun**
Yeah.
**[16:48] (Flashback) Naori**
I must refuse.
**[16:52] (Flashback) Naori**
Sorry, Jun-kun.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Naori**
My mom has told me to stay far away
from Trekkies and Sherlockians.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Naori**
Even the Akashic Records say as much. So...
**[17:02] (Flashback) Naori**
Sorry, I can't.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Naori**
Wow, I love that look on
your face! Very good!
**[17:14] (Flashback) Naori**
I'd saved that up for years and years
in case you ever asked me out.
**[17:21] (Flashback) Naori**
Thank you for making my dream come true!
**[17:24] (Flashback) Jun**
U-Uh... You mean...
**[17:27] (Flashback) Naori**
I was kidding.
**[17:29] (Flashback) Naori**
I would never turn you down
for a silly reason like that,
**[17:31] (Flashback) Naori**
my slow-on-the-uptake detective.
**[17:33] (Flashback) Jun**
Dude... I was about to freak out there.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Jun**
Anyway, let's have a good time.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Naori**
More good times, you mean.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Naori**
Your hand's kinda wet.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Jun**
Shut it. Show some tact
and keep it to yourself.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Jun**
All right, up. Let's head home.
**[17:58] (Flashback) Naori**
You ask me out and flinch
at the thought of a hug?
**[18:03] (Flashback) Jun**
Sheesh.
**[18:11] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Right?
**[18:13] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Welcome home.
**[18:14] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm back.
**[18:15] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Unusual to see you out and
about. Where did you go?
**[18:18] (Flashback) Naori**
The movies. Saw one that
would feed the lore fiends.
**[18:23] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Will you have dinner?
**[18:24] (Flashback) Naori**
Nah, I'm full.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
I always tell you to call ahead
when you don't need food!
**[18:29] (Flashback) Naori**
Sorry about that.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Naori**
Drop by my room before bed.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
Okay.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Naori! Put your trash where it belongs!
**[18:43] (Flashback) Rumi**
It's fine. I'll put it away.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
What do I do with these daughters?
**[18:48] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
One's a basketball addict,
**[18:50] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
and the other won't shut up about movies.
**[18:53] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
Is there no middle ground with you two?
**[18:55] (Flashback) Jingujimom**
I miss when you wore matching clothes and
it was impossible to tell you two apart.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Rumi**
I didn't know what I was
doing was simply cosplay.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Rumi**
I'm coming in, Naori.
**[19:10] (Flashback) Rumi**
Naori?
**[19:11] (Flashback) Naori**
Jun-kun asked me to go out with him today.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Rumi**
For real? I'm happy for you.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Rumi**
Grats.
**[19:18] (Flashback) Naori**
And you're okay with that?
**[19:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
Huh?
**[19:21] (Flashback) Naori**
Well, I can't say I saw it coming.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Naori**
So I turned him down.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Rumi**
What do you mean?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm kidding. But I love
that look on your face.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Rumi**
You set me up?!
**[19:38] (Flashback) Rumi**
If you were my classmate and not my sister,
**[19:40] (Flashback) Rumi**
I don't think I could ever
be friends with you.
**[19:43] (Flashback) Naori**
That stings, elder twin sister of mine.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Naori**
I'll have you know I'm doing my
best playing your little sister.
**[19:50] (Flashback) Rumi**
"Little," huh? How, exactly?
**[19:51] (Flashback) Naori**
A good question.
**[19:53] (Flashback) Naori**
After all, I'm bigger than
you where it counts.
**[19:56] (Flashback) Rumi**
Screw you.
**[19:59] (Flashback) Rumi**
Y'know, you are getting
kinda chubby for real.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Rumi**
Wanna come jogging with me?
**[20:04] (Flashback) Naori**
No way. Not on your life.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Naori**
Also, FYI, a lot of boys prefer a
little meat on the bone nowadays.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Rumi**
You know what that's called?
**[20:16] (Flashback) Naori**
What?
**[20:18] (Flashback) Rumi**
Denial.
**[20:20] Shirosakidad**
I know it made way for better
stealth and efficiency,
**[20:23] Shirosakidad**
but I miss the old
fortress-like deck of yore.
**[20:26] Jingujidad**
I get it.
**[20:27] Jingujidad**
The turret was downsized,
and we got VLS launchers.
**[20:30] Jingujidad**
More sci-fi, but it still feels lacking.
**[20:33] Jun**
You did always say you preferred
more artillery in your model kits.
**[20:37] Jingujidad**
There's something to be said about
the sight of several cannons lined up.
**[20:41] Jingujidad**
That reminds me, there's a Yamato
model with the 46 cm Type 94 gun...
**[20:42] Rumi**
Dad, put the empty
glasses in the sink.
**[20:45] Rumi**
No need to wash them. Heck, please don't.
**[20:48] Rumi**
You'll break them.
**[20:50] Jingujidad**
Okay, okay.
**[20:52] Jun**
Uh... I think we'll be going now.
**[20:54] Naori**
Do you have to? Tomorrow's a holiday, too.
**[20:57] Jun**
Can't have him spending the
last day of the break hung over.
**[21:02] Naori**
Here he comes with the facts and logic.
**[21:05] Jun**
Rumi.
**[21:07] Jun**
Tell your mom the yakisoba was great.
**[21:10] Rumi**
Oh, okay.
**[21:13] Naori**
Yakisoba? What about yakisoba?
**[21:15] Jun**
We ate some at the end, remember?
**[21:18] Naori**
Ah.
**[21:19] Jingujidad**
If only Jun-kun would join our family.
I'd get to talk to him lots more.
**[21:23] Shirosakidad**
Good idea!
**[21:25] Naori**
Oh? Can we dig deeper into this?
**[21:27] Jun**
Naori!
**[21:28] Jun**
And you two have had a bit too much.
**[21:30] Jun**
Come on, Dad. We're going home.
**[21:34] Rumi**
Go walk them home, Naori.
**[21:37] Jun**
Nah. I'd just have to walk her back.
**[21:40] Naori**
They live next door.
They'll be home in a minute.
**[21:42] Rumi**
Just go, yeah?
**[21:47] Naori**
Okay, I will.
**[21:55] Reira**
What?
**[21:56] Reira**
You love him and still dumped him?
That makes no sense.
**[21:59] Rumi**
It does...
**[22:01] Reira**
Then I guess Jinguji Rumi's
just plain old stupid.
**[22:05] Rumi**
I admit it.
**[22:06] Reira**
Well, you shouldn't, jeez.
**[22:09] Naori**
Jun-kun, my boy, why are
you seated in that chair?
**[22:13] Jun**
Because you took over my bed.
**[22:16] Naori**
An amusing thing to say.
**[22:19] Naori**
You need only join me here.
**[22:22] Jun**
Whoa... Chill.
**[22:25] Naori**
Get over here.
**[22:35] Jun**
Don't put your head on my
arm like it's nothing.
**[22:37] Naori**
This establishment doesn't provide
that service? Does it cost extra?
**[22:40] Jun**
I am not some red-light establishment.
**[22:44] Jun**
A high school girl shouldn't
make jokes like that.
**[22:46] Naori**
Come on. What's the big deal?
**[22:49] Jun**
Is that book any good?
**[22:51] Naori**
Oh, it's *good* good.
**[22:53] Naori**
*The Tale of the Heike* was great, too.
It was written with a personal touch.
**[22:57] Jun**
Yeah. I can't believe you cast such
a wide net with genres, though.
**[23:01] Jun**
I keep going back to the same stuff.
**[23:04] Naori**
Hey, if that's what you're into.
I mainly go by how I'm feeling that day.
**[23:08] Jun**
It was hard following on
your heels, you know.
**[23:12] Naori**
Following who? Me?
**[23:15] Naori**
Like the books I read?
The anime and movies I watched?
**[23:19] Jun**
Yeah.
**[23:20] Naori**
I don't like that noncommittal answer.
**[23:28] Naori**
Hey, let's kiss.
**[23:31] Jun**
Huh?
# E3 - You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0MEK9/you-never-once-told-me-you-loved-me)
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**[00:00] Reira**
You're such an idiot, Rumi.
**[00:03] Reira**
Say, for argument's sake, that breaking up
to give your sister a chance is okay.
**[00:07] Reira**
Even then, it seriously makes no sense
to actively push them to start dating.
**[00:12] Rumi**
But I feel bad for trying
to beat her to the punch.
**[00:15] Reira**
Does that matter?
**[00:16] Reira**
I don't know why you'd feel bad
about it. It's kinda weird, even.
**[00:21] Reira**
What if Shirosaki actually falls for her?
**[00:26] Rumi**
As her sister, and his friend,
I'll feel I did the right thing.
**[00:31] Rumi**
I think.
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 3. "You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me"
**[02:05] Reira**
Do you really think killing your desires is
gonna make things work out for everyone?
**[02:10] Reira**
And even if it did, it wouldn't
include you, would it?
**[02:14] Reira**
You need to learn to put
yourself first at times.
**[02:18] Reira**
Nobody can bring happiness to others
if they aren't happy themselves.
**[02:24] Reira**
What?
**[02:25] Rumi**
You're so cool like that, Reira.
**[02:28] Rumi**
All our juniors in middle
school loved you for it.
**[02:32] Reira**
The girls, yeah.
**[02:33] Rumi**
Jun once said he thought you'd make
a better captain than me, too.
**[02:38] Reira**
There you go, bringing Shirosaki up again.
**[02:41] Reira**
You love him to bits, don't you?
**[02:45] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[02:49] Reira**
Then think about it this way.
**[02:52] Reira**
You made up for the sin of beating
your sister to the punch.
**[02:55] Reira**
If it can even be called a sin, that is.
**[02:57] Reira**
With that out of the way, now it's up
to Shirosaki to make his choice, right?
**[03:02] Reira**
If he breaks up with your sister and comes
back to you, that'll wrap things up nicely.
**[03:09] Rumi**
Huh? That's not gonna happen.
**[03:12] Rumi**
Jun was in love with Naori to begin with.
**[03:16] Reira**
That's loser talk.
**[03:19] Reira**
How can you be so feisty when it comes
to basketball and so passive in romance?
**[03:24] Rumi**
Yeah, well, they're very different things.
**[03:27] Reira**
I think you're the more
attractive one, honestly.
**[03:31] Reira**
I don't like saying this, but your sister
strikes me as kind of a schemer.
**[03:36] Rumi**
I didn't know you disliked Naori.
**[03:39] Reira**
"Dislike," eh?
**[03:41] Reira**
That's one way to put it, I guess.
**[03:44] Reira**
And yet I find myself in the same class
as her by some cruel twist of fate.
**[03:49] Rumi**
Wait, is she causing problems in class?
**[03:52] Reira**
Not really, but she sticks out.
In good ways and bad.
**[03:57] Rumi**
Sorry about her.
**[03:59] Reira**
Seriously, quit thinking about
your sister all the time.
**[04:02] Reira**
You're in the same class as
Shirosaki now. Make it count.
**[04:06] Toyoshige**
The flight scene was the highlight.
**[04:09] Jun**
No doubt.
**[04:10] Jun**
It was divine, like an angel had
descended from the heavens.
**[04:14] Toyoshige**
You gotta love the artistic
expression, right?
**[04:17] Naori**
Whatcha talking about,
**[04:19] Naori**
Professor Moriwaky?
**[04:21] Toyoshige**
About the irresistible sex appeal of Iris.
**[04:24] Naori**
Oh? I fully agree.
**[04:25] Naori**
That *Gamera* movie stands alone in the
romance genre of tokusatsu films.
**[04:29] Toyoshige**
Romance? Never thought about it that way.
**[04:31] Naori**
Makes sense, given your low-key machismo.
**[04:34] Naori**
How about you, Jun-kun?
**[04:35] Jun**
I read an article once where the
director hinted it was romance.
**[04:40] Toyoshige**
I suppose I could see it
as a kind of yuri romance.
**[04:44] Naori**
Yeah?
**[04:45] Naori**
But Iris kinda resembles Prince Charming
from a shoujo manga. The bossy type.
**[04:49] Jun**
Was pretty pushy, now that you mention it.
**[04:51] Naori**
Right? Super pushy! We're talking
way past wall-slam territory.
**[04:55] Toyoshige**
What, are you into wall slams?
**[04:58] Naori**
If, and only if, "step one: be hot" is cleared.
**[05:01] Naori**
Not that Gamera would ever
resort to such clownery.
**[05:05] Naori**
He's the stoic type that lets his
back—his shell—do all the talking!
**[05:09] Naori**
Squee! I wish I could see
his majestic form again!
**[05:11] Toyoshige**
You guys wanna do another movie
marathon? With the Heisei trilogy.
**[05:15] Naori**
We going in? We doing *Gamera*?!
**[05:17] Jun**
Marathoning a trilogy on
a weekday is a bad idea.
**[05:20] Jun**
And Naori, shut up for a sec.
**[05:22] Toyoshige**
Damn teacher's pet.
**[05:23] Naori**
Yeah, yeah! Quiet, teacher's pet.
**[05:25] Jun**
You two better knock it off.
**[05:27] Naori**
How am I supposed to quell
this fire in my heart?!
**[05:30] Toyoshige**
Yeah, where do I direct this raging passion?
**[05:34] Jun**
Quit trying to make me
out to be the bad guy.
**[05:37] Jun**
Heck, you can watch stuff
whenever you want, Professor.
**[05:40] Toyoshige**
What? Are you kidding me?
**[05:42] Toyoshige**
Watching stuff is only fun with you guys.
**[05:46] Naori**
That's our professor! You get it.
**[05:49] Naori**
I would've cursed your name for all
eternity if you did it without us.
**[05:53] Jun**
Okay, fine. Just settle down.
**[05:55] Toyoshige**
I'm free on the weekend.
**[05:56] Naori**
We're having a kaiju movie fest
on one of the days, then.
**[05:59] Jun**
Sure...
**[06:01] Rumi**
Hey, Naori. Lunch break's almost over.
**[06:04] Naori**
Okay, okay.
**[06:05] Naori**
I'll go get felled in Shiba Park.
**[06:10] Rumi**
Were you guys nerding it up again?
**[06:13] Toyoshige**
Listen, Jinguji Senior. You're
walking a fine line here.
**[06:16] Toyoshige**
We were engaged in tokusatsu
movie criticism.
**[06:19] Rumi**
Is there a difference?
**[06:21] Rumi**
Not that it matters. Back
to your desk, Moriwaki.
**[06:25] Rumi**
I need mine back.
**[06:26] Jun**
Rumi's got you there, Professor.
**[06:31] Toyoshige**
Got it.
**[06:34] Rumi**
You know, that "Professor"
nickname is so weird.
**[06:39] Rumi**
It's a Holmes thing?
**[06:41] Jun**
Yeah. Moriwaki, so Moriarty.
**[06:43] Jun**
Wasn't me that came up with
it, though. It was Naori.
**[06:48] Rumi**
She sure loves giving
people weird nicknames.
**[06:52] Rumi**
She even calls Reira... Unio? Inio?
**[06:56] Rumi**
I don't really get it.
**[06:58] Jun**
Naori's a daddy's girl through and through.
**[07:01] Jun**
Anime, manga, movies, novels...
Your dad got her into all of those.
**[07:06] Jun**
But you're more of a
mommy's girl, aren't you?
**[07:08] Rumi**
Yeah, for better or worse.
**[07:17] Ririsu**
What'd you score in English?
**[07:19] Naori**
Ninety-six. You, Chief?
**[07:22] Ririsu**
Ninety-three.
**[07:23] Ririsu**
You beat me again, Sensei.
**[07:25] Naori**
Don't call me that when
we have actual teachers.
**[07:28] Ririsu**
That merits a "no u."
**[07:30] Naori**
What's wrong with calling you "Chief"?
**[07:33] Naori**
I actually wanted to call you "Seicho"
due to your surname, Kamedake.
**[07:36] Ririsu**
Nope!
**[07:37] Ririsu**
*The Castle of Sand* is a masterpiece
in both book and movie form,
**[07:41] Ririsu**
but I refuse to be saddled
with that nickname!
**[07:44] Naori**
Very well. As you wish, milady.
**[07:47] Naori**
Anyway, what are you most confident about?
**[07:53] Ririsu**
Math?
**[07:54] Naori**
Let's duel with that, then.
**[07:57] Ririsu**
Sounds good. Our first
battle in high school.
**[08:00] Ririsu**
Let's do it!
**[08:01] Naori**
You must really be confident.
**[08:04] Ririsu**
Given who I'm up against, I have to be.
**[08:06] Ririsu**
So, what will the loser have to do? Pay
for 80 minutes of Sweets Paradise?
**[08:10] Naori**
N-No! Don't feed me calories!
**[08:13] Ririsu**
How rare for you to care about
this stuff, Calorie-Poly-sensei.
**[08:17] Naori**
I gained three kilos over Golden Week!
**[08:20] Naori**
I shouldn't have gotten on that
scale! I wish I'd never known!
**[08:26] Naori**
Who're you calling roly-poly?
**[08:28] Ririsu**
If you care about your weight
so much, have some control.
**[08:31] Naori**
Screw your facts and logic.
**[08:33] Naori**
Fine, I'll drink nothing but Darjeeling tea!
**[08:36] Ririsu**
You don't have to take
it as far as Rumi-chan,
**[08:38] Ririsu**
but maybe try working ou—
**[08:41] Naori**
I've had it with all of you
and your workout talk!
**[08:46] Ririsu**
Eureka! How about the loser
pays for unlimited karaoke?
**[08:50] Ririsu**
That should help burn some calories.
Right, Calorie-Poly-sensei?
**[08:55] Naori**
I can live with that.
**[08:58] Naori**
And it doesn't matter how cutely you say it.
I'm still not letting you call me that.
**[09:01] Ririsu**
Okay, ready?
**[09:03] Ririsunaori**
One, two...
**[09:06] Sign**
Naori
**[09:06] Sign**
Got it
**[09:06] Sign**
Call
**[09:06] Sign**
Naori
**[09:06] Sign**
Karaoke today
**[09:06] Sign**
Naori
**[09:06] Sign**
Go home without me
**[09:09] Jun**
Can we go to your place?
**[09:12] Toyoshige**
Today? Are we watching
*Gamera* without Jinguji?
**[09:15] Jun**
Nah, different reason.
**[09:16] Toyoshige**
Ah, say no more.
**[09:19] Toyoshige**
I have a treasure chest
of goodies to offer you.
**[09:21] Jun**
Whatever you're thinking, that ain't it.
**[09:26] Jun**
There's even more stuff in your room now.
**[09:30] Toyoshige**
Take a seat wherever.
**[09:32] Jun**
Okay.
**[09:36] Toyoshige**
So you noticed, my brother
from another mother.
**[09:39] Toyoshige**
You have a keen eye.
**[09:41] Jun**
Wait, is that...
**[09:43] Toyoshige**
It's what you're here for, right?
**[09:44] Jun**
Like hell it is! I've never seen one...
**[09:48] Sign**
180 Minutes of
Easy Cream Recipes
**[09:48] Sign**
Tonight's Fapuccino Home Party,
Brought to You by Miss Shortstack
**[09:50] Jun**
like this...
**[09:50] Toyoshige**
An actress who looks like Jinguji, you mean?
**[09:53] Toyoshige**
If the childhood friend
says it, it must be true.
**[09:56] Toyoshige**
I knew I wasn't seeing things.
**[09:58] Jun**
Dude, you suck.
**[10:00] Sign**
My Shortstack Childhood Friend
Keeps Me Coming for More!
**[10:00] Jun**
This too?
**[10:02] Jun**
How many do you have?
**[10:03] Toyoshige**
All seven that've come out so far.
**[10:06] Jun**
All? Professor...
**[10:08] Jun**
Do you like Naori?
**[10:10] Toyoshige**
Hmm?
**[10:12] Toyoshige**
If you're asking if I'm into her, then yes.
**[10:16] Toyoshige**
I even asked her out back in middle school.
**[10:19] Jun**
You did? That's news to me.
**[10:22] Toyoshige**
Oh, she kept it a secret for me, huh?
**[10:27] Jun**
When?
**[10:28] Toyoshige**
A little after we started middle school.
**[10:31] Toyoshige**
When we became classmates, I got
to know Jinguji through you,
**[10:35] Toyoshige**
and she was still behaving.
**[10:36] Jun**
What made you fall for her?
**[10:39] Toyoshige**
Her face and her chest.
**[10:41] Jun**
O-Oh...
**[10:43] Toyoshige**
I've asked out many a girl in my time,
**[10:45] Toyoshige**
but I'd never seen
a shortstack like her before.
**[10:47] Toyoshige**
And we even have similar hobbies.
**[10:50] Toyoshige**
What more could you ask for in a girlfriend?
**[10:52] Toyoshige**
Oh, my bad. It's all in the past now.
**[10:56] Jun**
Dude...
**[10:57] Toyoshige**
I'll stop.
**[10:58] Jun**
That's not it.
**[10:59] Jun**
I just remembered what the girls call you.
**[11:03] Toyoshige**
Oh? What?
**[11:06] Jun**
A dickwad who only cares about sex.
**[11:08] Toyoshige**
Oh, please!
**[11:09] Toyoshige**
I *also* care about the sex.
**[11:11] Toyoshige**
Killing two birds and all that.
**[11:13] Jun**
And the boys call you
a professional rehearser.
**[11:16] Toyoshige**
Hey, even Toscanini and Celibidache
rehearse until they're satisfied.
**[11:21] Jun**
And wait, is Naori even that tiny?
**[11:24] Jun**
Would you call Kamedake a loli, too?
**[11:26] Toyoshige**
You are such a fool.
**[11:28] Toyoshige**
Loli is a concept. A part of metaphysics.
**[11:33] Jun**
Aristotle's rolling in his grave.
**[11:35] Jun**
You know she'll be pissed if
she finds out you see her that way.
**[11:39] Toyoshige**
Who, her? Not a chance.
**[11:41] Jun**
I guess. She might ask you a million
questions about it, instead.
**[11:45] Toyoshige**
I found that stuff before
I asked her out, okay?
**[11:48] Toyoshige**
I just brought it out because Jinguji
came to mind over Golden Week.
**[11:52] Toyoshige**
It's friendship, pure and simple.
**[11:53] Jun**
Don't use porn as a substitute
for someone you call a friend.
**[11:56] Toyoshige**
I did it so I wouldn't get between you two.
I was being considerate, dumbass.
**[12:01] Jun**
Were you really?
**[12:03] Toyoshige**
Of course.
**[12:04] Toyoshige**
Ever since I found out she
was in love in with you,
**[12:07] Toyoshige**
I've been keeping my nose out of it.
**[12:10] Toyoshige**
I don't get it, though.
**[12:12] Toyoshige**
I would choose the little sister over
the older one every single time.
**[12:16] Jun**
W-Wait a second. You realized?
**[12:21] Jun**
How Naori feels about me, I mean.
**[12:24] Toyoshige**
Huh? Who wouldn't?
**[12:29] Toyoshige**
Wait, you didn't?
**[12:32] Jun**
I found out just the other day.
**[12:33] Toyoshige**
The other day?!
**[12:34] Sign**
My Shortstack Childhood Friend
Keeps Me Coming for More!
**[12:35] Ririsu**
*When did you*
**[12:38] Jun**
I was actually surprised when
she agreed to go out with me.
**[12:38] Naori**
*Descend upon me*
**[12:41] Ririsunaori**
*My blue angel*
**[12:42] Jun**
I thought Naori wasn't dating,
at least not right now.
**[12:48] Toyoshige**
Holy crap.
**[12:49] Toyoshige**
I can't believe you have twins in love
with you. I'm so envious I could die.
**[12:52] Toyoshige**
Die, you! Die on the other side of sorrow!
**[12:54] Jun**
I have lots to think about, okay?!
**[12:56] Toyoshige**
What could you possibly have to think about?
**[12:59] Toyoshige**
The younger twin loves you,
you date the older twin,
**[13:02] Toyoshige**
break up with her, and then
go out with the younger twin.
**[13:05] Toyoshige**
What's there to think about?
You're living the dream.
**[13:09] Toyoshige**
Plus, you always liked Jinguji anyway, right?
**[13:13] Toyoshige**
There's no issue, then.
**[13:15] Jun**
"Always"?
**[13:17] Jun**
It was a long time ago.
**[13:19] Jun**
Rumi was the one I dated, and
I still have feelings for her.
**[13:25] Jun**
Telling me to go out with Naori now...
**[13:28] Toyoshige**
Die!
**[13:29] Toyoshige**
Shirosaki, I'm gonna start
calling you Makoto. Or Kyosuke.
**[13:33] Toyoshige**
Or even Rito!
**[13:35] Jun**
Calm down, man.
**[13:39] Toyoshige**
I guess Canti or Junpei works, too.
**[13:42] Toyoshige**
But Shirosaki, this is something
you have to come to terms with.
**[13:45] Toyoshige**
Don't go asking others for advice.
**[13:49] Jun**
You got me there.
**[13:50] Toyoshige**
Owned.
**[13:54] Rumi**
Pass!
**[14:06] Reira**
You two okay?!
**[14:09] Reira**
Rumi?
**[14:10] Reira**
Rumi!
**[14:16] Jingujidad**
Hey there.
**[14:18] Jingujimom**
Jun-kun?
**[14:20] Jingujimom**
I'll have dinner ready in a sec.
**[14:21] Jun**
Sure, thank you.
**[14:24] Jun**
Also, this is from Mom.
**[14:26] Jingujimom**
What is it?
**[14:28] Jun**
Some nice butter she ordered.
**[14:30] Jingujimom**
My, thank you!
**[14:31] Jingujidad**
Lost the battle to win the war.
**[14:33] Jun**
This is nothing compared to dinner
every time my mom has night shift.
**[14:37] Jingujimom**
Don't worry about it. He's always
excited to have you over.
**[14:42] Naori**
Onee-chan says she doesn't want dinner.
**[14:45] Jun**
Huh?
**[14:47] Jun**
Did something happen?
**[14:48] Jingujidad**
She sprained her left wrist
during practice.
**[14:51] Jingujidad**
She's been holed up in her room since.
**[14:53] Jingujidad**
It's only her left hand, so it
shouldn't affect her that much.
**[14:56] Jingujimom**
You know that's not the problem.
**[14:59] Jingujimom**
She was putting in lots of work to
make the first team as a first-year.
**[15:02] Naori**
Should we dance outside her
door to draw her out?
**[15:05] Jingujimom**
Not the time for jokes.
**[15:07] Jun**
May I go talk to her?
**[15:09] Jingujimom**
Please.
**[15:17] Jun**
Hey.
**[15:18] Jun**
Mind if I come in?
**[15:28] Jun**
Does it hurt?
**[15:29] Rumi**
It's wrapped up now, so no.
**[15:32] Rumi**
It's like nothing ever works out for me.
**[15:36] Rumi**
I mess everything up.
**[15:38] Jun**
You've been trying to make first team?
**[15:40] Rumi**
It's impossible now.
**[15:42] Rumi**
Why does this always happen to me?
**[15:46] Jun**
Don't say that.
**[15:49] Jun**
You've always put in your
absolute best effort.
**[15:53] Jun**
I don't play any sports now.
**[15:55] Jun**
I don't know the right words to make
you feel better, but I will say this.
**[15:59] Jun**
It's okay to cry.
**[16:07] Rumi**
I tried so hard!
**[16:09] Rumi**
I tried so, *so* hard!
**[16:13] Rumi**
I was so close... This sucks.
**[16:16] Jun**
Yeah.
**[16:18] Jun**
Yeah.
**[16:20] Jun**
You never cry in front of people,
huh? Ever since we were kids.
**[16:25] Jun**
It must've been hard, never
complaining, always being on edge.
**[16:32] Jun**
Rumi...
**[16:39] Naori**
How's it going? Feel any better?
**[16:43] Rumi**
Sorry! I'll be out in a sec.
**[16:47] Rumi**
Sorry for making you worry.
**[16:49] Naori**
Dad and Mom are waiting for you.
**[16:51] Rumi**
Yeah. Sorry again.
**[16:54] Jun**
My bad. Looks like I made you worry, too.
**[16:56] Naori**
It's okay. I'm glad Onee-chan's
feeling better, though.
**[17:01] Jun**
Yeah...
**[17:02] Naori**
What did you do, huh?
**[17:04] Naori**
Surely you didn't dance for her?
**[17:07] Jun**
Just consoled her a bit.
**[17:09] Jun**
We should go, too.
**[17:13] Naori**
Terrible acting.
**[17:17] Naori**
*Onee-chan's eyes were red from crying,*
**[17:19] Naori**
*but nobody commented on it.*
**[17:21] Naori**
*We simply chatted and had dinner.*
**[17:24] Naori**
*But I...*
**[17:25] Naori**
* I noticed that she was trying*
* not to look at Jun-kun,*
**[17:29] Naori**
* and also that he was trying*
* to avoid looking me in the eye.*
**[17:33] Naori**
*Not that I said anything.*
**[17:36] Naori**
Morning, Jun-kun.
**[17:37] Jun**
Morning.
**[17:38] Naori**
You're early today.
**[17:39] Jun**
Am I?
**[17:40] Naori**
A little earlier than usual, yeah.
**[17:42] Naori**
Same here, though.
**[17:44] Jun**
Where's Rumi?
**[17:45] Naori**
At practice. Not even an
injury can keep her out.
**[17:49] Naori**
Are you gonna join any clubs?
Do archery like before, maybe?
**[17:53] Naori**
I guess your dictionary doesn't include
the words "guts" or "passion."
**[17:58] Naori**
Reading *Zen and the Art of Archery*
might rekindle your flame.
**[18:03] Naori**
A lot of works titled "X and Y" tend
to be classics, don't you think?
**[18:08] Naori**
*Crime and Punishment*, *Man
and His Search for Meaning*,
**[18:11] Naori**
*Flower and Snake*, *Tom and Jerry*.
**[18:14] Jun**
Huh? Sorry, I kinda spaced out.
**[18:16] Naori**
You're not yourself today. Something wrong?
**[18:19] Jun**
I don't think I'm not myself.
**[18:22] Naori**
A double negative?
**[18:24] Naori**
Not convincing rhetoric, I must say.
**[18:28] Jun**
What are you saying? You're
acting funny yourself.
**[18:33] Naori**
Well, I'll take it.
**[18:35] Naori**
Sorry, I was being a little mean.
**[18:46] Toyoshige**
Shirosaki's not here.
**[18:47] Naori**
D-Don't scare me like that!
**[18:50] Naori**
You want me to drop thermobaric
explosives on the Moriwaki home?!
**[18:52] Toyoshige**
Too bad. We have a basement.
**[18:55] Toyoshige**
Anyway, take a seat. Not that it's mine.
**[18:59] Naori**
So, where'd Jun-kun go?
**[19:01] Toyoshige**
Beats me. He'll be back soon enough.
**[19:04] Naori**
Not a very useful informant, are you?
**[19:06] Toyoshige**
I really don't know, okay?
**[19:08] Toyoshige**
That aside, Shirosaki told me about you two.
**[19:12] Naori**
Wha?
**[19:13] Toyoshige**
Oh, just wanted to say I'm happy for you.
**[19:17] Naori**
Thanks.
**[19:19] Naori**
But he didn't just give you the news.
He wanted advice, right?
**[19:24] Naori**
It's fine. I can tell.
**[19:27] Toyoshige**
Jinguji, you...
**[19:29] Naori**
Stop right there.
**[19:30] Naori**
I know what those Razzie Award-winning
actors are thinking.
**[19:34] Naori**
We've been together since we were kids.
**[19:38] Toyoshige**
You're amazing. The dream girl.
**[19:42] Naori**
Sorry I didn't take to you.
**[19:44] Toyoshige**
I should've asked you out more
seriously. Worst mistake of my life.
**[19:49] Naori**
Oh, you were plenty serious. You made
your desire very clear, believe me.
**[19:54] Toyoshige**
I admit defeat. You see
through everything, huh?
**[19:58] Toyoshige**
There's something I want to clear up.
**[20:01] Toyoshige**
How were things with you and
Shirosaki when you were kids?
**[20:05] Naori**
What kind of vague question is that?
**[20:08] Naori**
Just normal. We talked about
books and movies and stuff.
**[20:11] Naori**
But Jun-kun got on better
with Onee-chan than me.
**[20:17] Naori**
They were always together.
**[20:20] Toyoshige**
Okay, I get it now.
**[20:22] Naori**
What? What do you get?
**[20:24] Toyoshige**
Say, Jinguji, do you know who
Shirosaki's first crush was?
**[20:29] Naori**
Onee-chan, right?
**[20:30] Toyoshige**
No, stupid.
**[20:31] Toyoshige**
It was you.
**[20:33] Rumi**
Let's make this the last time we meet alone.
**[20:36] Rumi**
We can't get swept up in the moment again.
**[20:39] Jun**
About that...
**[20:41] Jun**
I don't think I can move on from you.
**[20:45] Rumi**
Stop it. Are you stupid?
**[20:47] Rumi**
Haven't you been in love with Naori
forever? And Naori loves you, too.
**[20:53] Rumi**
You finally get to be together,
so knock it off.
**[20:56] Jun**
Figures. That's why you
broke up with me, right?
**[21:00] Jun**
You went out with me,
planning to break up all along.
**[21:04] Rumi**
I'm sorry.
**[21:06] Rumi**
But I want you to be happy together.
**[21:08] Jun**
You don't get it!
**[21:11] Jun**
Yes, I liked Naori.
**[21:15] Jun**
She was my first crush.
**[21:17] Jun**
But that's all it was.
**[21:20] Jun**
Ever since we started dating,
*you're* the one I've been in love with!
**[21:26] Rumi**
What's all this now?
**[21:29] Rumi**
You never once told me you loved me!
**[21:33] Jun**
Sorry.
**[21:35] Jun**
I thought you knew.
**[21:38] Rumi**
How could I have known, you moron?!
**[21:40] Toyoshige**
Hey, you okay there?
**[21:42] Toyoshige**
Your face is all red.
**[21:44] Naori**
DATURA.
**[21:45] Toyoshige**
I didn't know you were capable
of looking like this.
**[21:48] Naori**
Die.
**[21:50] Naori**
Don't look at me. Go away.
**[21:51] Toyoshige**
Wait, are you *crying*?!
**[21:53] Naori**
I've decided.
**[21:57] Naori**
I'm going to fix all of this myself.
**[22:02] Rumi**
Thanks, Jun.
**[22:04] Rumi**
There's something I've been
keeping from you, too.
# E4 - Anything You Want
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXN1GZ/anything-you-want)
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**[00:03] Rumi**
Say...
**[00:05] Rumi**
When did you get over Naori?
**[00:08] Jun**
I'm not sure it was "getting over" her...
**[00:11] Jun**
From grade school to partway
through middle school,
**[00:13] Jun**
I wanted Naori to see me as an equal.
**[00:17] Jun**
I tried to beat her in exams,
reading, or just overall knowledge.
**[00:21] Jun**
But she never took notice of it.
**[00:25] Jun**
When I realized I was the only one who
saw us as rivals, the magic wore off.
**[00:31] Rumi**
I see.
**[00:32] Jun**
You and I started dating
around the same time,
**[00:35] Jun**
and I stopped focusing on Naori so much.
**[00:38] Jun**
I figured she and I could
be good hobby buddies.
**[00:42] Rumi**
Okay, I get it.
**[00:44] Rumi**
* I beat Naori to the punch and stole*
* her love while she hemmed and hawed.*
**[00:49] Rumi**
* I thought he'd choose me if I poured my*
* heart and soul into our relationship.*
**[00:52] Rumi**
* But Jun couldn't get rid*
* of my guilt for me.*
**[00:57] Rumi**
This is no different, then.
**[01:00] Rumi**
You'll forget all about me as time
goes on and you keep dating Naori.
**[01:04] Jun**
That'd make me a colossal jerk.
**[01:07] Rumi**
*I'm happy with this.*
**[01:09] Rumi**
* I mean, I got Jun to choose me,*
* even if just for a little while.*
**[01:20] Rumi**
Look, crepuscular rays.
**[01:26] Jun**
I'm impressed you know.
**[01:29] Rumi**
You told me about them.
**[01:31] Jun**
Did I?
**[01:32] Rumi**
Jerk. This is the problem with you.
**[01:37] Jun**
Would things have gone differently if
we'd talked it out like this sooner?
**[01:43] Rumi**
Maybe.
**[01:46] Rumi**
Anyway, I have to get to practice.
**[01:48] Jun**
You're so brave, Rumi.
**[01:52] Rumi**
You idiot. Can't you tell I'm
putting on a brave face?
**[01:55] Jun**
Oh... I know this is all
coming a bit too late,
**[02:00] Jun**
but it was fun.
**[02:01] Jun**
I honestly couldn't believe how
much fun I was having dating you.
**[02:06] Jun**
Thanks for everything.
**[02:09] Rumi**
Quit trying to act cool.
**[02:10] Rumi**
Bye.
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 4. "Anything You Want"
**[03:51] Jun**
Hey.
**[03:52] Jun**
The school paparazzi will
have a field day with this.
**[03:54] Toyoshige**
I would welcome being linked with Jinguji.
**[03:57] Naori**
A scandal with you would
ruin my rep, so no thanks.
**[04:00] Jun**
What's wrong?
**[04:01] Naori**
He talked dirty to me!
**[04:03] Naori**
Said his dream girl is an F-cup who
wears see-through satin underwear!
**[04:07] Naori**
I was so traumatized that I cried!
**[04:08] Toyoshige**
I resent that accusation!
**[04:11] Jun**
Professor.
**[04:13] Jun**
You went through hell, huh?
**[04:14] Toyoshige**
I knew you would trust me, my brother.
**[04:17] Naori**
Hey! Why're you two acting
like the case is closed?
**[04:19] Jun**
So, why were you really crying?
**[04:23] Naori**
An eyelash got caught in my eye.
**[04:28] Toyoshige**
Where were you, by the way?
**[04:30] Jun**
In another class, taking care of something.
Sorry if I kept you waiting.
**[04:34] Naori**
Hey, I was waiting for you, too!
**[04:36] Jun**
My bad. Let's go home.
**[04:38] Naori**
I'll get my bag.
**[04:40] Naori**
And Professor, this is for you.
**[04:45] Jun**
What'd she give you?
**[04:47] Jun**
Trash?
**[04:48] Toyoshige**
Shirosaki.
**[04:50] Toyoshige**
That girl is crazy. She knows.
**[04:54] Naori**
"Is Tomoe Gozen a combat beauty character?"
That's a contentious topic.
**[05:00] Jun**
I don't think she's a
badass like, say, Ripley.
**[05:04] Naori**
But she's fighting for
survival just like her.
**[05:07] Naori**
I figured that the story Tomoe Gozen
is in would be a hit with the boys,
**[05:13] Naori**
and you proved me right.
**[05:16] Jun**
Right...
**[05:18] Naori**
Hey.
**[05:20] Naori**
Can we go on a Sunday date
toward the end of the month?
**[05:24] Jun**
S-Sure. Of course.
**[05:26] Naori**
Great.
**[05:27] Naori**
I want to make up for being
a little mean this morning.
**[05:31] Naori**
So let's take it from
the top, one more time.
**[05:34] Jun**
The end of the month's a while away.
**[05:35] Naori**
I've got plans of my own, okay?
**[05:39] Ririsu**
A date?
**[05:40] Ririsu**
A date, you say?
**[05:42] Ririsu**
You've barely even taken your first steps.
How are you thinking this far ahead?
**[05:48] Ririsu**
Have you grown out of your
crawling phase already?
**[05:51] Naori**
Like Siddhartha Gautama,
I grew out of it the moment I received life.
**[05:55] Sign**
In Heaven and on Earth,
I alone am the honored one.
**[05:58] Naori**
Anyway, I went out of my way to ask him out.
**[06:01] Naori**
He should be thankful.
**[06:02] Ririsu**
I'm amazed you can say something
so arrogant with a straight face.
**[06:06] Ririsu**
I guess someone as haughty
as you would be able to.
**[06:10] Ririsu**
Where do you even find that
arrogance—confidence? Respect.
**[06:14] Naori**
It sounds like you're badmouthing me,
but I appreciate the respect.
**[06:17] Naori**
The love and respect of my
subjects is what keeps me going.
**[06:21] Ririsu**
Your positive outlook comes
from your self-belief, right?
**[06:26] Ririsu**
You're pretty, smart, and knowledgable.
**[06:29] Ririsu**
It's so unfair.
**[06:30] Naori**
Someone told me smart and
knowledgable girls tend to be disliked.
**[06:34] Ririsu**
Nothing to say about the "pretty" part?
**[06:36] Ririsu**
Have you never heard of flattery, perhaps?
**[06:39] Naori**
But I am pretty, aren't I?
**[06:41] Ririsu**
The casualness in your statement
makes me want to disagree!
**[06:44] Ririsu**
I'll put a curse on you that makes "Huh? I
smell a case close by!" your catchphrase.
**[06:49] Naori**
Huh? I smell a case close by!
**[06:51] Ririsu**
What is with the pandering tone?
**[06:54] Ririsu**
It's sad that so many boys fall
victim to this facade of yours.
**[06:59] Ririsu**
I sentence those fools to
death by firing squad!
**[07:02] Ririsu**
Shoot 'em down!
**[07:04] Ririsu**
So, what's your plan for the date, Sensei?
**[07:07] Naori**
Nothing. I don't even know
what I'm gonna wear.
**[07:09] Ririsu**
Prevention beats a cure.
**[07:11] Ririsu**
You should be able to
formulate a plan in seconds.
**[07:14] Ririsu**
A date might be a good chance
to make a different impression.
**[07:17] Ririsu**
How about wearing a white dress and
trying to be all prim and proper?
**[07:21] Naori**
Hm... It's not the right time for white.
**[07:24] Naori**
Also, I need something that
clearly outlines my waist,
**[07:27] Naori**
or I'm going to look bloated.
**[07:29] Ririsu**
You mean you got chubby—
**[07:31] Ririsu**
Whatever. Wear what you want.
**[07:34] Ririsu**
Boys don't care all that much
about the outfit, anyway.
**[07:37] Ririsu**
What matters is sexy lingerie!
**[07:39] Naori**
Like I have any.
**[07:41] Ririsu**
Lies. I bet you have a bunch
of thongs lying around.
**[07:49] Rumi**
What's this? Not often you sit
down and watch a rom-com.
**[07:57] Naori**
You know, the whole fake orgasm thing...
**[08:02] Rumi**
Huh?
**[08:03] Naori**
I get that you're essentially lying,
but it's for a good cause, right?
**[08:07] Naori**
You want to let your partner
know you had a good time.
**[08:11] Rumi**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[08:13] Naori**
I'm going on a date with Jun-kun soon.
**[08:16] Rumi**
Yeah? Well, try to keep yourself in check.
**[08:20] Naori**
In check? What do you mean?
**[08:23] Rumi**
You know exactly what I mean.
**[08:25] Naori**
Did I give you the wrong idea by watching
the kind of movie I'm not into?
**[08:31] Naori**
Relax. I'm not gonna go all the way.
**[08:35] Naori**
Partway, maybe.
**[08:37] Rumi**
There you go again.
**[08:40] Naori**
Mirrors and copulation are abominable,
because they increase the number of men.
**[08:44] Naori**
Good night.
**[08:46] Naori**
Oh, wait. Do you want to come along?
**[08:49] Naori**
If you're worried, all three of us can go.
**[08:51] Rumi**
Are you stupid?
**[08:53] Rumi**
No way. I've got prefecturals.
**[08:56] Naori**
I was kidding.
**[08:58] Rumi**
Where are you going, anyway?
**[09:00] Naori**
Kasai Marine Park.
**[09:02] Naori**
It keeps Jun-kun's nerd side happy,
and it's a good date spot.
**[09:07] Rumi**
I see. I hope the weather stays good.
**[09:10] Naori**
Merçi, kob khun ka, obrigada!
**[09:18] Sign**
You have a new message
**[09:22] Sign**
Naori
**[09:22] Sign**
We're going to Marine Park tomorrow.
Go to bed early.
**[09:22] Naori**
* We're going to Marine Park*
* tomorrow. Go to bed early.*
**[09:25] Naori**
*We meet up at 9:30 AM.*
**[09:25] Sign**
Naori
**[09:25] Sign**
We meet up at 9:30 AM.
**[09:26] Naori**
*Be on time!*
**[09:27] Sign**
Naori
**[09:27] Sign**
Be on time!
**[09:27] Jun**
*Why so early?*
**[09:28] Sign**
Why so early?
**[09:29] Naori**
*If you oversleep, you're walking home.*
**[09:29] Sign**
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
**[09:29] Sign**
Naori
**[09:29] Sign**
Naori
**[09:32] Sign**
Be on time!
**[09:32] Sign**
Why so early?
**[09:32] Sign**
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
**[09:32] Sign**
Naori
**[09:32] Sign**
Naori
**[09:32] Sign**
You have been warned.
**[09:33] Naori**
*You have been warned.*
**[09:33] Jun**
Got it.
**[09:34] Sign**
Why so early?
**[09:34] Sign**
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
**[09:34] Sign**
Naori
**[09:34] Sign**
Naori
**[09:34] Sign**
You have been warned.
**[09:34] Sign**
Got it.
**[09:34] Sign**
Naori
**[09:35] Sign**
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
**[09:35] Sign**
Why so early?
**[09:35] Sign**
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
**[09:35] Sign**
Naori
**[09:35] Sign**
Naori
**[09:35] Sign**
You have been warned.
**[09:35] Sign**
Got it.
**[09:35] Sign**
Roger!
**[09:39] Jun**
Kasai, huh...
**[09:57] Naori**
Well?
**[09:58] Jun**
You look amazing... I think.
**[10:03] Naori**
One more time. Without the "I think."
**[10:05] Jun**
Uh, you look amazing.
**[10:10] Naori**
Thank you. That'll do.
**[10:13] Naori**
Shall we go?
**[10:14] Jun**
Yeah.
**[10:25] Sign**
Kasai Marine Park Station
**[10:26] Naori**
Diameter: 111 meters.
**[10:28] Naori**
And 117 meters high at its highest point.
**[10:31] Jun**
Just like you to bring out the numbers.
**[10:34] Naori**
You're the one in the wrong.
**[10:37] Jun**
How so?
**[10:38] Naori**
You were thinking of riding that
Ferris wheel in the evening, right?
**[10:42] Jun**
W-Well, yeah.
**[10:43] Naori**
I wish you would've said so.
**[10:46] Naori**
I thought the same, by the way. If we're
gonna ride it, it has to be in the evening.
**[10:50] Jun**
All you had to do was ask.
**[10:53] Naori**
Don't make the girl say it.
**[10:55] Naori**
And if we're talking size and scale,
numbers are everything.
**[10:58] Naori**
A Ferris wheel buff has to be
able to lust after big numbers.
**[11:02] Jun**
First I've heard of you being a buff.
**[11:08] Naori**
Korakuen, Yokohama, Arakawa Amusement Park.
**[11:11] Naori**
And the three of us took
the one here, remember?
**[11:15] Jun**
Did we?
**[11:17] Naori**
You were worried about the bolts
breaking off the whole time.
**[11:21] Jun**
How do you remember that?
**[11:23] Naori**
And here I thought it was good
to have fools in high places.
**[11:26] Jun**
You mean friends.
**[11:28] Naori**
My apologies. I thought a fool and
my friend were the same thing.
**[11:32] Jun**
You don't sound very apolegetic.
**[11:34] Naori**
Let it go. You won't make many
friends being that nitpicky.
**[11:42] Naori**
Look, we're going down.
It's Not-Stupid Land.
**[11:45] Jun**
Yeah, yeah. Very funny.
**[12:03] Naori**
Hammerhead sharks and hammerhead worms
feel like works by the same author.
**[12:15] Naori**
What are you doing here?!
**[12:17] Naori**
We're supposed to look at things together!
**[12:19] Jun**
You were just so into it.
I didn't want to intrude.
**[12:22] Naori**
Of course I'd be into it.
**[12:24] Jun**
Yeah. Like a kid in a toy store.
**[12:26] Naori**
Shut it, foo'!
**[12:28] Naori**
We're on a date, so we see things together.
Them's the rules, the principle!
**[12:33] Naori**
If you're gonna be like this, I wish this
place had my sea beasts instead of you.
**[12:38] Jun**
Sea beasts...
**[12:39] Naori**
Yeah, I wanted to see the
teetees out in the open.
**[12:42] Jun**
Teetees? Oh, you mean manatees.
**[12:46] Jun**
Why?
**[12:47] Naori**
I've been really into them lately.
**[12:49] Jun**
Uh-huh. Anyway, please use the right names.
**[12:54] Jun**
For a moment, I thought
you meant something else.
**[12:56] Naori**
Speaking of which, I didn't see
any slippery dicks, either.
**[12:58] Jun**
Seriously, stop it.
**[13:00] Naori**
Would you prefer the
lumpsuckers? Boops boops?
**[13:02] Naori**
Tell me.
**[13:04] Jun**
You're sounding like the Professor!
**[13:05] Naori**
Hey, they have a special exhibit.
**[13:08] Jun**
She really is acting like a kid.
**[13:10] Naori**
Wait, what?
**[13:11] Naori**
There's a hands-on, Jun-kun! I wanna touch!
**[13:11] Sign**
Hands-On Corner
**[13:14] Naori**
Jun-kun, it's a frilled
shark! Baby Godzilla!
**[13:18] Jun**
Whoa!
**[13:19] Jun**
It's my first time seeing the real thing.
**[13:22] Naori**
Oh, so this is what shark skin feels like.
**[13:24] Jun**
Don't touch it too much.
The smell will stick.
**[13:27] Naori**
It reeks!
**[13:29] Jun**
When sharks and other chondrichthyans die...
**[13:31] Naori**
They release an ammonia
stench, right? I know.
**[13:34] Naori**
You should try it, too.
**[13:36] Jun**
Nope!
**[13:36] Naori**
You wanna die without ever
learning how it smells?
**[13:39] Naori**
"Smell, not tell," as they say.
**[13:41] Naori**
Smelling it lasts a moment,
not smelling lasts a lifetime.
**[13:43] Naori**
Come on! Let's share the experience
of a frill shark's smell!
**[13:50] Jun**
What was that for? It reeks so bad!
**[13:52] Naori**
Feeling frilly yet? Frilled out?
**[13:54] Naori**
To Frill a Mockingbird?
**[13:56] Naori**
Ow! How dae you pinch a girl'z noze!
**[13:59] Jun**
Think about what you did!
**[14:09] Reira**
I thought we'd make the semis at least.
**[14:11] Rumi**
Yeah...
**[14:13] Rumi**
But we still have the
fifth-place games to play.
**[14:31] Naori**
My legs are done!
**[14:33] Jun**
No surprise, given all that
running around you did.
**[14:36] Naori**
Let's take a break.
**[14:38] Jun**
Sure thing.
**[14:53] Naori**
Did you see?
**[14:55] Naori**
Tell me, did you see?
**[14:58] Jun**
I got hit in the face with
a bunch of bare skin.
**[15:01] Jun**
Don't tell me you're not...
**[15:03] Naori**
I am! Jinguji Naori and
Nausicaä wear panties!
**[15:07] Naori**
Thoughts?!
**[15:08] Naori**
On seeing my panties!
Don't think you're getting off easy!
**[15:11] Naori**
You'll tell me what you thought, now!
**[15:13] Jun**
Sorry, all I remember seeing is your ass.
**[15:19] Naori**
I-I can explain. The chief
told me to wear this.
**[15:22] Naori**
Don't misunderstand, okay?!
**[15:23] Jun**
What is there to misunderstand?
**[15:26] Naori**
Your heart skipped a beat, right?
**[15:28] Naori**
Got you hot, right?
**[15:29] Naori**
Are you gonna think back
to it later tonight?
**[15:33] Jun**
D-Don't be stupid. What are you even saying?
**[15:37] Naori**
Jun-kun, you perv!
**[15:43] Naori**
Creating the genre of rebooting
and revitalizing classics
**[15:48] Naori**
is one of Anno's greatest
contributions as a director.
**[15:51] Jun**
A deep love for and
understanding of the source,
**[15:54] Jun**
and his fame as director.
He couldn't have done it without all three.
**[15:57] Naori**
That's right.
**[15:59] Naori**
Love is crucial.
**[16:05] Naori**
Un ange passe.
**[16:07] Jun**
O-Oh, an angel passed, huh?
**[16:17] Jun**
About time to ride the
Ferris wheel, don't you think?
**[16:21] Naori**
Yeah.
**[16:23] Jun**
Also, I should've said this before,
but I like your nail polish.
**[16:26] Jun**
It's a very pretty color,
though it stinks now.
**[16:28] Naori**
How rude to tell a girl she stinks.
**[16:31] Naori**
But now you'll never forget it.
**[16:33] Naori**
One Proust effect, ready and delivered.
**[16:36] Reira**
Here. My treat.
**[16:38] Rumi**
Really? Thanks.
**[16:41] Reira**
You seem so relieved,
so I've been meaning to ask.
**[16:47] Rumi**
Nothing really happened,
**[16:49] Rumi**
but I got over a bunch of things.
**[16:52] Reira**
Moving on from Shirosaki? Not stealing him?
**[16:55] Rumi**
I am not!
**[16:56] Reira**
If you say so.
**[16:58] Reira**
But there's nothing to be gained from
holding back. You get that, don't you?
**[17:03] Rumi**
People in romantic bliss
sure are built different.
**[17:06] Rumi**
Share me some!
**[17:09] Reira**
I'd love to, but I'm kind of in
the middle of a crisis myself.
**[17:14] Rumi**
What? Why?
**[17:22] Reira**
It's like he wants to get it
on every time we meet.
**[17:27] Reira**
And we ended up fighting
over it two weeks ago.
**[17:30] Rumi**
Y-Yeah, that's kinda gross.
**[17:33] Rumi**
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
**[17:36] Rumi**
Must've been hard, not being
able to talk about it.
**[17:38] Reira**
How could I when you
were down in the dumps?
**[17:41] Rumi**
R-Right.
**[17:43] Rumi**
So...
**[17:45] Rumi**
Is it true that boys only think about
sex once they get a taste?
**[17:51] Reira**
Yeah, they do. My boyfriend's like that.
**[17:55] Rumi**
I-I see.
**[17:57] Reira**
Let me guess what you're thinking right now.
**[18:01] Reira**
You're worried Shirosaki—
**[18:03] Rumi**
Hey, stop it!
**[18:04] Reira**
Sorry about that.
**[18:08] Reira**
We should go. It's getting dark.
**[18:11] Rumi**
It's the gloaming.
**[18:13] Reira**
What? You're sounding like Shirosaki.
**[18:16] Rumi**
You can tell?
**[18:18] Rumi**
Yeah, Jun told me.
**[18:21] Rumi**
It's the time of day when you're most
likely to run into something nasty.
**[18:32] (Flashback) Rumi**
What do you wanna do?
**[18:34] (Flashback) Jun**
Well, it's almost sunset.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
You mean we should go home?
**[18:40] (Flashback) Jun**
Oh, that's fine, too.
**[18:44] (Flashback) Rumi**
I...
**[18:49] (Flashback) Rumi**
Sorry, give me a moment.
**[18:59] Naori**
This scenery hits a lot harder
than when we were children.
**[19:04] Jun**
"Were"?
**[19:06] Jun**
I'd say we're still in *Children's Corner*.
**[19:09] Naori**
Debussy, eh?
**[19:11] Naori**
But remember, that's a suite meant
for looking back at your childhood.
**[19:15] Naori**
And a lot of things have changed for us.
**[19:20] Naori**
You know, I was in love with you forever.
**[19:25] Naori**
My goal of finishing first and ranking
first was a bet I'd made myself.
**[19:35] Naori**
There were those rare times—
extremely rare, mind you—
**[19:39] Naori**
when you beat me, remember?
**[19:42] Naori**
When I saw how much that meant to you,
**[19:45] Naori**
it hit me how much *I* meant to you.
**[19:48] Naori**
And how you were looking at
me and thinking about me.
**[19:51] Naori**
How childish, huh?
**[19:57] Naori**
I was childish and a coward.
I was terrified of telling you how I felt.
**[20:04] Naori**
That's why I chose to complicate
things and make a bet with myself:
**[20:09] Naori**
if I beat you without double-checking
my answers, I'd tell you how I feel.
**[20:13] Naori**
So stupid, right?
**[20:18] Naori**
I'm so stupid.
**[20:20] Jun**
No, you're not.
**[20:22] Jun**
Not as much as me, at least.
**[20:27] Naori**
I guess. I hope so.
**[20:38] Jun**
When do I break it to her?
**[20:42] Jun**
* Remember how we talked about*
* combat beauties the other day?*
**[20:45] Jun**
*Do you wanna catch a movie at my place?*
**[20:47] Sign**
Remember how we talked about combat beauties
the other day? You wanna catch a movie at my place?
**[20:50] Naori**
*What, we movie and chilling?*
**[20:50] Sign**
What, we movie and chilling?
**[20:50] Sign**
Naori
**[20:52] Sign**
Naori
**[20:52] Sign**
What, we movie and chilling?
**[20:52] Sign**
Remember how we talked about combat beauties
the other day? You wanna catch a movie at my place?
**[20:52] Sign**
Naori
**[20:52] Sign**
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
**[20:52] Naori**
*Are you trying to bait me with a movie?*
**[20:55] Sign**
Naori
**[20:55] Sign**
What, we movie and chilling?
**[20:55] Sign**
Naori
**[20:55] Sign**
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
**[20:55] Jun**
*It's not that. There's a movie I want you to watch.*
**[20:59] Sign**
It's not that. There's a movie I want you to watch.
**[21:00] Sign**
Naori
**[21:00] Sign**
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
**[21:00] Sign**
It's not that. There's a movie I want you to watch.
**[21:00] Naori**
Naori
**[21:00] Naori**
*Okay!*
**[21:03] Naori**
That was just like *Inception!*
**[21:05] Naori**
When did it come out?
**[21:07] Jun**
Four years before *Inception*.
**[21:10] Naori**
I should've watched it sooner!
**[21:12] Naori**
Both the movie and the music
were out of this world!
**[21:15] Naori**
Satoshi Kon's incredible ability to
translate his vision to the screen for the win!
**[21:20] Naori**
Hey, now I want to read that thing!
**[21:22] Naori**
Yasutaka Tsutsui's story about going
down one tatami room after another.
**[21:25] Jun**
What was that? It wasn't
*Running Sumo Wrestler*.
**[21:28] Naori**
Not *Bear's Wood Main Line.*
**[21:30] Jun**
I don't have his short stories, only novels.
**[21:33] Naori**
I'll reread *Paprika*, then.
**[21:36] Jun**
Here.
**[21:43] Jun**
What was that for?
**[21:45] Naori**
Hehe, you pinned me down.
**[21:49] Naori**
Hold it.
**[22:00] Jun**
I can't breathe, Naori.
**[22:05] Jun**
What's gotten into you?
**[22:06] Naori**
Do I have to spell it out?
**[22:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
Sorry, my body must not
have been ready for it.
**[22:29] Jun**
I...
**[22:32] Naori**
Listen, you can keep
going if you want.
**[22:37] Naori**
You can do anything you want.
**[22:41] Jun**
I can't.
**[22:43] Jun**
I know we're dating, but no.
**[22:51] Naori**
Sorry.
**[22:54] Naori**
We aren't dating.
Not according to me, at least.
# E5 - Easily Swayed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK97PZ/easily-swayed)
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***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 5. "Easily Swayed"
**[01:30] Naori**
Sorry.
**[01:32] Naori**
We aren't dating.
Not according to me, at least.
**[01:35] Jun**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[01:37] Naori**
When you asked me to go out with you,
**[01:40] Naori**
I never actually said anything
about agreeing to it.
**[01:44] Naori**
Which means my decision is still on hold.
**[01:49] Naori**
It's almost unbelievable that you were
eating my face a few seconds ago.
**[01:53] Naori**
That's how silly you look right now.
**[01:55] Jun**
Hang on. No way.
**[01:58] Jun**
What? That makes no sense.
**[02:00] Naori**
Do I have to spell it out for you?
**[02:04] Naori**
*Man, I can't get enough of that look.*
**[02:07] Naori**
*I might be a much bigger sadist than him.*
**[02:12] Naori**
*It's time to begin.*
**[02:14] Naori**
*Start it all over from square one.*
**[02:17] Naori**
I know that you're still
in love with Onee-chan,
**[02:19] Naori**
and that she broke up with you for me.
**[02:23] Naori**
And also that she took it upon
herself to look out for me,
**[02:28] Naori**
and that it's crushing her
right now. All of it.
**[02:32] Naori**
Lastly, I also know that
I was your first crush.
**[02:37] Jun**
Was this all an act?
**[02:40] Naori**
You're so silly.
**[02:42] Naori**
Like I told you, I'm in love with you.
**[02:45] Naori**
So you really could've gone all the way.
**[02:48] Jun**
All—
**[02:48] Naori**
I meant it.
**[02:50] Naori**
Even if you were still
hung up over Onee-chan,
**[02:52] Naori**
I was fine with it,
as long as you came to me.
**[02:55] Naori**
No girl out there is that easy.
You really missed out.
**[03:00] Naori**
* I knew he would never, which is why*
* I made the move to begin with.*
**[03:05] Naori**
*He looked ready to dump me if I hadn't.*
**[03:09] Naori**
I didn't expect you to
get so into it, though.
**[03:13] Jun**
I just got caught up in the moment.
**[03:16] Naori**
Did it feel so good that you
couldn't control yourself?
**[03:21] Naori**
Yeah? Glad to hear it.
**[03:23] Naori**
Gah, what am I to do with
my flared-up passion?
**[03:29] Jun**
D-Don't ask me.
**[03:31] Naori**
Jerk! We've got a real jerk here!
**[03:33] Jun**
How else am I supposed to respond?
**[03:35] Naori**
Hey.
**[03:37] Naori**
Do you wanna feel them and see?
**[03:39] Jun**
Stop with the tasteless jokes!
**[03:43] Jun**
So you knew all along, huh?
**[03:46] Naori**
Every last bit.
**[03:48] Naori**
You two are such fools.
**[03:50] Naori**
Surely there was a better way to go through
a teenage crisis than what you did.
**[03:55] Jun**
Better?
**[03:57] Naori**
Anyway, good for you.
**[04:00] Naori**
You're still single.
**[04:02] Naori**
What you do next is up to you.
**[04:04] Naori**
You can start over with me,
**[04:06] Naori**
even forget all this and call it a
different timeline, if you want.
**[04:10] Naori**
I'm perfectly fine with that.
**[04:13] Naori**
You can even choose to get back
with Onee-chan, by the way.
**[04:18] Naori**
Personally, I wanted to let you go
**[04:22] Naori**
after getting you down so bad
you couldn't live without me.
**[04:27] Naori**
But I guess it's not too late for that, huh?
**[04:30] Naori**
What do you say?
Not exactly the perfect mood,
**[04:32] Naori**
but do you wanna seal the deal?
**[04:34] Naori**
Or are you gonna use my sister as
an excuse to chicken out again?
**[04:39] Jun**
Naori.
**[04:41] Jun**
You're sounding kinda scary.
**[04:42] Jun**
Anyway, I'm not gonna get
back with Rumi or anything.
**[04:46] Naori**
Why not?
**[04:47] Jun**
I actually wanted to break up with you,
leave things with Rumi as they are,
**[04:52] Jun**
and sit down and really
consider my options for a bit.
**[04:55] Naori**
Consider your options, huh?
**[04:57] Jun**
Dating you when my feelings are neither
here nor there is an insult to you.
**[05:01] Jun**
You're my first crush,
**[05:04] Jun**
and honestly, there were so many times
I thought I was fine not breaking up with you.
**[05:09] Jun**
That's how much you mean to me.
**[05:12] Jun**
But the more I realized how much
I care, the more trapped I felt.
**[05:18] Jun**
All that aside!
**[05:20] Jun**
I still think you're very attractive,
and you still mean the world to me.
**[05:26] Naori**
DATURA.
**[05:29] Naori**
You jerk! Asshole!
**[05:30] Naori**
Fuccboi virgin!
**[05:32] Jun**
Hey, you started it!
Not that I tried to stop you.
**[05:36] Naori**
I'll let you off if you say it again.
**[05:38] Jun**
Not that I tried to stop you.
**[05:40] Naori**
You boneheaded nincompoop!
**[05:42] Naori**
I'll tell Onee-chan all about it!
**[05:44] Naori**
I'll say you ate my face,
ravaged my tits, and didn't stop there!
**[05:48] Jun**
Okay, okay! You win!
**[05:53] Naori**
Great. Say it.
**[05:55] Jun**
I still think you're very attractive,
and you still mean the world to me.
**[06:01] Jun**
So, please, stop doing all this.
**[06:04] Jun**
I'm having a hard time laying off.
**[06:06] Naori**
*Not bad.*
**[06:08] Naori**
*Not bad at all, Shirosaki Jun.*
**[06:11] Naori**
*Now it's all been reset.*
**[06:13] Naori**
* Although we're left with*
* complicated feelings to sort out,*
**[06:16] Naori**
* there remains no concrete relationship*
* defining things for us three.*
**[06:20] Naori**
* We've gone back to being*
* in a trite love triangle.*
**[06:24] Naori**
* And this time, I want to*
* enjoy it with all I have.*
**[06:27] Naori**
* Any destination is a*
* dead end once you reach it.*
**[06:30] Naori**
* Both in life and in art, only the incomplete*
* leaves any room for the future.*
**[06:36] Naori**
*Now we can fight fair and square, right,*
**[06:39] Naori**
*Onee-chan?*
**[06:41] Naori**
*I might have the upper hand, though.*
**[06:45] Naori**
*Don't hold it against me.*
**[06:47] Naori**
*This body of mine didn't come easy.*
**[06:50] Naori**
* Anyway, that takes care*
* of this imbecile boy.*
**[06:53] Naori**
*Next up, the asinine girl.*
**[07:01] Rumi**
Something happen with Jun?
**[07:03] Naori**
Why do you ask?
**[07:05] Rumi**
You never come to the
convenience store with me.
**[07:09] Naori**
I think it's a bit silly to conclude
that only Jun-kun could be the cause.
**[07:13] Rumi**
Am I wrong?
**[07:15] Naori**
That's part of it.
**[07:16] Rumi**
Knew it.
**[07:17] Naori**
Again, you're jumping to conclusions.
Use your brain a little more.
**[07:22] Rumi**
Okay, fine.
**[07:24] Rumi**
I'll hear you out, okay?
**[07:29] Naori**
In my eyes, Jun-kun and this new release
of pudding are the same in value.
**[07:36] Rumi**
Sorry, I'm not sure I get what you mean.
**[07:40] Naori**
What I'm saying is,
Jun-kun and I aren't dating.
**[07:44] Rumi**
You mean you lied to us?
**[07:47] Naori**
I choose to interpret it
somewhat differently,
**[07:52] Naori**
but I guess it may seem that way
from the outside looking in.
**[07:55] Rumi**
What's your point?
**[07:58] Naori**
Have a seat.
**[08:03] Naori**
You thought I would accept
it wholeheartedly.
**[08:07] Naori**
You thought I'd be happily
oblivious to the truth.
**[08:11] Naori**
And that pissed me off.
**[08:14] Naori**
Long story short,
mind your own damn business.
**[08:17] Naori**
You get me?
**[08:18] Rumi**
But I...
**[08:20] Naori**
You thought you needed to punish
yourself for making the first move?
**[08:24] Rumi**
I don't know about that.
**[08:26] Naori**
Atone, then?
**[08:27] Rumi**
I just wanted you two to be happy together.
**[08:31] Naori**
Hah! If Haruki Murakami
wrote this situation,
**[08:33] Naori**
he'd cap it off with a "Great, just great."
**[08:37] Naori**
Maybe I should boil some
spaghetti to go with this.
**[08:40] Naori**
I more or less knew what you were thinking,
**[08:44] Naori**
which is why I didn't
snap at you or anything.
**[08:47] Naori**
Bet you were all like, "I broke the rules,"
"But his first crush..."
**[08:51] Naori**
"I asked too much of Jun," and
other wishy-washy crap like that.
**[08:55] Rumi**
I...
**[08:56] Rumi**
I mean, it's true.
**[08:58] Rumi**
I knew you two loved each other,
**[09:00] Rumi**
and Jun couldn't talk about
his hobbies with me.
**[09:04] Rumi**
That's what made me want
to bow out and give way.
**[09:08] Naori**
"Bow out"? What year are we in?
**[09:12] Naori**
*Weaker than a Woman*? *Samurai Rebellion*?
**[09:15] Naori**
*The Dancing Girl*?
**[09:16] Naori**
Elise didn't take no for an answer, though.
**[09:18] Naori**
So you dated him for a year and then
dumped him for that? So stupid.
**[09:24] Naori**
I'm not sure if you decided to dump him
before or after you started dating, though.
**[09:32] Rumi**
It turned out that we weren't meant to
be anything more than childhood friends.
**[09:35] Rumi**
That's what made me decide.
**[09:37] Naori**
Once more, from the top.
**[09:39] Naori**
Nothing you're saying comes from the heart.
**[09:41] Naori**
It's all excuses you've thought up.
**[09:44] Rumi**
You wouldn't get it.
**[09:47] Rumi**
I really felt like Jun
didn't see me as a girl.
**[09:52] Rumi**
I stressed about it so much.
**[09:54] Rumi**
I even considered breaking up much earlier.
**[09:57] (Flashback) Jun**
Bollywood movies are so long.
Sitting there for hours takes its toll, huh?
**[10:03] (Flashback) Jun**
You liked *Phantom of the Opera*
and *A Chorus Line*,
**[10:06] (Flashback) Jun**
so I thought you'd enjoy this too,
but I guess I was wrong.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Rumi**
Nah, I had fun.
**[10:14] (Flashback) Jun**
I hope so.
**[10:16] Rumi**
The more he went out of his way
for me, the more wrong it felt.
**[10:21] Rumi**
I felt bad for what I did, and I wished that
maybe I should've never asked him out.
**[10:27] Rumi**
Don't you tell me that doesn't sound real.
**[10:31] Naori**
And you couldn't talk to me about it
because you felt guilty toward me.
**[10:36] Naori**
You fought through it all alone,
**[10:38] Naori**
and talked yourself into believing
that was the right choice?
**[10:41] Naori**
Turned out better than
*Thirst for Love,* at least.
**[10:46] Rumi**
You acted like you didn't care,
**[10:50] Rumi**
but you were always the one
who had fun talking to Jun.
**[10:55] Rumi**
So how was I wrong...
**[10:56] Naori**
When did I ever ask you
to break up with him?
**[10:59] Naori**
I didn't, did I?
**[11:01] Naori**
You just assumed that was what I wanted.
**[11:04] Naori**
You felt bad? Maybe even felt bad for me?
**[11:07] Naori**
Well, stuff that pity.
**[11:09] Naori**
I'm not that stupid or weak.
**[11:12] Naori**
I know how to get what I want.
**[11:15] Naori**
Seriously, get over yourself.
**[11:17] Naori**
Stop kidding me.
**[11:17] Rumi**
Screw this! Why do I have
to take this from you?!
**[11:22] Rumi**
Fine, whatever!
**[11:24] Rumi**
I was a fool for trying to
look out for my little sister.
**[11:28] Rumi**
All this siblings crap can go to hell!
**[11:31] Rumi**
Happy now?!
**[11:34] Toyoshige**
Why didn't you bang her?!
**[11:36] Toyoshige**
You must be crazy! You embarrassed
that poor girl, you asshole!
**[11:40] Toyoshige**
You got a limp dick?!
**[11:42] Jun**
How could I?
**[11:43] Jun**
I was trying to end our
relationship, you know.
**[11:47] Toyoshige**
Doing it one last time for the road
would be the normal thing!
**[11:52] Jun**
Figured you'd say that.
**[11:53] Toyoshige**
But you wouldn't, huh?
**[11:55] Toyoshige**
You'd much rather come
to me with blue balls.
**[12:01] Toyoshige**
I'm guessing that's why
Jinguji did what she did.
**[12:06] Toyoshige**
So, what are you gonna do now?
**[12:09] Jun**
Do? Nothing, that's what.
**[12:13] Toyoshige**
Do you have a brain,
or are you full of shit?
**[12:16] Toyoshige**
What do you mean, nothing?
After you made Jinguji do all that for you?
**[12:20] Jun**
I didn't make her.
**[12:21] Jun**
She chose to.
**[12:25] Toyoshige**
You're such a moron.
**[12:28] Jun**
What, I'm Nobita now?
**[12:29] Toyoshige**
You do realize that Jinguji
gave you a choice, right?
**[12:34] Jun**
And I'm choosing to do nothing.
**[12:37] Jun**
I can't decide which one is
better or whatever right now.
**[12:40] Toyoshige**
You think you can decide that?
**[12:42] Toyoshige**
Who the hell do you think you are?
**[12:46] Toyoshige**
You've got it all wrong!
**[12:53] Naori**
Sure, let's go with that.
**[12:55] Naori**
I've been wanting to stop
talking to my sister
**[12:58] Naori**
and start talking to
Jinguji Rumi, heart-to-heart.
**[13:01] Naori**
Can we drop all that crap?
**[13:03] Naori**
Who cares who popped out
a few minutes earlier?
**[13:08] Naori**
You seemed to like the sound of
being a big sister and all that,
**[13:13] Naori**
and I didn't particularly care,
so I've been calling you Onee-chan.
**[13:16] Naori**
But letting that weigh you down
is stupid, don't you think?
**[13:20] Rumi**
* Naori was carefree, whimsical,*
* and extremely smart.*
**[13:28] Rumi**
*Still, I had the right to keep her in check.*
**[13:33] Rumi**
*Because I was her big sis.*
**[13:37] Naori**
If we're in agreement,
I'll drop the little sister act, too.
**[13:41] Naori**
How about it, "Onee-chan"?
**[13:43] Rumi**
Do you hate being my little sister?
**[13:48] Rumi**
Of course you would. I said all
those mean things just now, too.
**[13:52] Rumi**
I'm sorry, Naori. I really am.
**[13:56] Naori**
That's what so stupid about you.
**[13:59] Naori**
Do you have some kind of special ability
to take everything negatively?
**[14:03] Naori**
That's not what I meant.
**[14:06] Naori**
Remember how you once said we
wouldn't be friends if we weren't sisters?
**[14:12] Naori**
But hey, we were born twins,
we grew up in the same home,
**[14:15] Naori**
went to the same schools,
**[14:17] Naori**
and fell in love with the same boy.
**[14:20] Naori**
I think most people would say
we're not all that different.
**[14:24] Naori**
If anything, it's proof that
we're on similar wavelengths.
**[14:29] Naori**
So let's forget the "big sis, little sis"
crap and face each other as people.
**[14:34] Naori**
Okay, Rumi?
**[14:42] Rumi**
If I stop looking at you as my sister,
you're the kind of person I dislike most.
**[14:47] Rumi**
You're a nerd, and you can't go one
second without saying something weird.
**[14:50] Rumi**
Sure, we could be friendly,
but never actually friends.
**[14:53] Naori**
I can't stand your type either.
You get along with everyone,
**[14:56] Naori**
and have entire convos saying just,
"Wow, that's crazy" and "OMG, so cute!"
**[15:01] Naori**
Even in gym class, you act like
you're a pro baller. Cringe—
**[15:06] Rumi**
Hey, tone it down a little!
**[15:09] Naori**
You started it.
**[15:13] Rumi**
Why are we like this?
We're supposed to be twins.
**[15:17] Naori**
Must be cause we're fraternal.
**[15:19] Rumi**
That's not the point.
**[15:21] Naori**
Nothing we can do about it now.
**[15:24] Naori**
There is only one truth!
**[15:27] Toyoshige**
You didn't choose not to make a decision.
**[15:30] Toyoshige**
You just ran away from making one.
**[15:32] Toyoshige**
Those twins are doing what they can.
**[15:34] Toyoshige**
You're the only one twiddling your thumbs!
**[15:37] Jun**
I hear you, and I get what you're saying.
**[15:42] Jun**
But honestly, I don't know what I should do.
**[15:46] Toyoshige**
Shirosaki, you're overcomplicating things.
**[15:50] Toyoshige**
Listen, dumb it down some.
**[15:53] Toyoshige**
Like this.
**[15:55] Toyoshige**
Who do you wanna bang more?
**[15:57] Toyoshige**
Or, in matters Tomino would care about,
whose pussy do you want to lick?
**[16:00] Jun**
Can we take this a little more seriously?
**[16:02] Toyoshige**
Huh? I just gave you the most
straightforward answer.
**[16:06] Toyoshige**
If you don't drop this indecisive act,
you're gonna lose everything.
**[16:10] Toyoshige**
If you wanna avoid that,
**[16:11] Toyoshige**
don't think, feel.
**[16:14] Naori**
So, I mean,
**[16:15] Naori**
you don't have to force yourself
to give up on Jun-kun.
**[16:19] Rumi**
It's fine. I'm over it.
**[16:25] Naori**
You know, when we went
to Kasai the other day,
**[16:29] Naori**
I lost my virginity to Jun-kun.
**[16:34] Naori**
I still feel kinda weird
down there, to be honest.
**[16:37] Rumi**
What, really? Talk about moving fast!
**[16:42] Rumi**
You only just started dating. Wait...
**[16:45] Rumi**
Are you serious?
**[16:46] Naori**
I thought you were over it.
**[16:49] Naori**
But you look devastated.
**[16:51] Rumi**
I-I'm not!
**[16:52] Rumi**
Forget how I look.
**[16:56] Rumi**
Seriously? Like, for real?
**[17:01] Naori**
Just kidding.
**[17:05] Rumi**
Why, you! You need to knock it off!
**[17:09] Naori**
You still love him, don't you?
**[17:11] Rumi**
Screw that! I'm done.
**[17:14] Rumi**
We can never be friends.
I don't even wanna talk to you.
**[17:16] Naori**
We also kissed today.
Think I'm gonna dream about it.
**[17:20] Naori**
He wasn't receptive at first,
but he got more and more into it,
**[17:24] Naori**
and even stuck his tongue in...
**[17:26] Rumi**
Tongue...
**[17:28] Naori**
I love how expressive you are.
**[17:32] Naori**
I guess selfie experts are
just better emoters.
**[17:36] Naori**
Meanwhile, all I take pics
of are my boobs and legs.
**[17:39] Rumi**
Wait, you take pics of those?
**[17:42] Rumi**
Naori, you're not posting skeevy
shit on social media, are you?!
**[17:46] Naori**
Perish the thought.
**[17:48] Rumi**
You'd better be telling the truth!
**[17:50] Naori**
A-ny-way.
**[17:51] Naori**
I won't be pulling any punches anymore.
**[17:54] Naori**
With Jun-kun.
**[17:57] Rumi**
L-Like I said, I'm over it.
**[17:59] Naori**
Says the girl who's all
broken up over the breakup.
**[18:02] Naori**
You're too easy to read.
**[18:04] Naori**
I bet you think you made it look like you
were still in high spirits after the breakup,
**[18:09] Naori**
but I could hear you crying
all the way in my room.
**[18:11] Rumi**
I-I wasn't crying!
**[18:13] Naori**
Yeah, yeah.
**[18:14] Naori**
Anyway, that's where we stand now.
No need to hold back.
**[18:18] Naori**
And if you're still gonna drag your feet,
**[18:21] Naori**
I'll just say you'll regret it later.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Reira**
There's nothing to be gained
from holding back.
**[18:27] Rumi**
You're telling me
it's better to live as I please?
**[18:32] Naori**
Hot diggity! Rumi said something positive!
**[18:36] Rumi**
Wasn't me. Reira's words.
**[18:38] Naori**
Ah, the fabulous one.
**[18:41] Naori**
That reminds me.
Furufuru... I mean, Furuse.
**[18:44] Naori**
She's studying in Canada now.
**[18:47] Rumi**
Furuse-san? From grade school?
**[18:50] Naori**
She's all pumped up about
landing a boyfriend over there.
**[18:53] Rumi**
Why do you know this?
**[18:56] Naori**
Because we're in touch.
**[18:58] Rumi**
But didn't she talk major shit to you?
She practically bullied you.
**[19:02] Naori**
They were such babies.
**[19:04] Naori**
Had never even heard of Golding.
**[19:07] Naori**
Even you got caught up in the crossfire
until Jun-kun sorted it out, right?
**[19:11] Rumi**
Yeah, but then he bounced and
left us to deal with the aftermath.
**[19:16] Naori**
Nobody said a word for an
uncomfortably long time.
**[19:19] Rumi**
So much for our peacemaker.
I couldn't believe it.
**[19:22] Rumi**
Only when Furuse-san went, "He's a weird one"
did I snap back to reality and deny it.
**[19:27] Naori**
That was me. I told her to stop
with the generalizations.
**[19:31] Rumi**
Huh? I talked her down, saying we
should all make up like Jun said.
**[19:37] Naori**
Nah, Furufuru was apologizing to you.
**[19:40] Naori**
One of us has fabricated
memories of the day.
**[19:44] Naori**
But there's no point trying
to get to the bottom of it.
**[19:48] Naori**
After all, that was the day
Jun-kun became special to us.
**[19:54] Rumi**
Yeah, it was.
**[19:56] Naori**
And he still is for you.
**[19:59] Rumi**
And you.
**[20:01] Naori**
Well, yeah?
**[20:04] (Flashback) Naori**
If we're in agreement,
I'll drop the little sister act, too.
**[20:08] Rumi**
*Yeah, well, I'm not letting you.*
**[20:14] Rumi**
We're off.
**[20:16] Naori**
Bye.
**[20:18] Rumi**
Up late reading a novel again?
**[20:19] Naori**
And studying.
**[20:22] Naori**
Y'know, you should stop trying
to be a Jack of all trades
**[20:26] Naori**
and first figure out what you suck
at and what you need to work on.
**[20:29] Rumi**
What's all this now?
**[20:30] Jun**
Morning.
**[20:32] Rumi**
Morning, Jun.
**[20:32] Naori**
Morning, Jun-kun.
**[20:34] Naori**
I'm going all-out for these exams.
**[20:36] Jun**
Please don't. I'm in danger
if you get serious.
**[20:41] Naori**
No, I'm gonna crush you.
**[20:44] Naori**
Make you kneel. Lick my boots.
**[20:47] Rumi**
It must be nice to be so nonchalant.
**[20:49] Naori**
Oh, I'm anything but. I'm serious.
**[20:52] Naori**
Because I've decided to get
first place this time.
**[20:57] Naori**
And when I do, I will ask Jun-kun out.
**[21:00] Naori**
Nothing to hide anymore.
**[21:03] Naori**
We've laid it all out bare and become
a clear and obvious love triangle.
**[21:07] Naori**
Better accept it.
**[21:09] Rumi**
Jun, it's kind of annoying me
how she's taking this in stride.
**[21:13] Jun**
Fancy that. I was just thinking the same thing.
**[21:16] Jun**
Just so you know, asking me
out isn't gonna do anything.
**[21:20] Jun**
I've decided to distance myself
from that stuff for a while.
**[21:23] Naori**
Distance yourself, eh?
**[21:25] Naori**
But as I've seen, you're easily swayed.
**[21:28] Rumi**
Hey, Naori? You better not
be plotting anything weird!
**[21:32] Naori**
None of your business, Rumi.
**[21:34] Jun**
"Rumi"?
**[21:36] Naori**
I'm done being the little sis.
**[21:37] Rumi**
She's just saying things. Ignore her.
**[21:39] Naori**
Buzz off!
**[21:41] Naori**
Boo!
**[21:42] Rumi**
Watch your mouth.
**[21:52] Sign**
After school
You know where
**[21:53] Rumi**
Naori told me everything.
**[21:55] Rumi**
We were dancing in the
palm of her hand, huh?
**[21:59] Jun**
Yeah.
**[22:00] Rumi**
And you got swayed into kissing her?
**[22:04] Jun**
I can explain.
**[22:05] Rumi**
I'm so disappointed. You can't
say no to anything, I see.
**[22:08] Rumi**
After you took so long with me, too.
I feel so conflicted.
**[22:13] Jun**
I stopped, okay? I controlled myself!
**[22:16] Rumi**
You did?
**[22:18] Jun**
Y-Your face flashed before my eyes,
**[22:23] Jun**
so I stopped.
**[22:27] Rumi**
You stopped because you
thought back to me?
**[22:31] Jun**
Mm-hmm.
**[22:33] Rumi**
Make yourself clear!
**[22:35] Rumi**
Ow!
**[22:35] Jun**
Ow!
**[22:37] Jun**
Hey, are you okay?
**[22:39] Rumi**
Jeez!
**[22:42] Jun**
Let's chat every now and then, okay?
**[22:45] Rumi**
Yeah, let's do that.
**[22:48] Naori**
Who are you calling a losing heroine?
**[22:50] Ririsu**
I mean, you clearly are.
**[22:52] Ririsu**
You're the character who causes chaos,
but brings the main pair closer together.
**[23:00] Ririsu**
You're the clown. A story prop, even.
**[23:03] Naori**
Even if I was, I managed to light
a fire under Jun-kun's ass.
**[23:07] Ririsu**
Translator's note: All she
did was give him a start.
**[23:10] Ririsu**
Surprise!
**[23:12] Naori**
You say that's all, but I'm hot, I'm his first crush,
and I have bigger boobs than Rumi.
**[23:19] Naori**
That's a lot, I think.
**[23:21] Ririsu**
I wish you'd share half of
that confidence with me.
**[23:24] Naori**
Sure, but not a drop of my blood.
**[23:27] Ririsu**
Okay, Portia.
**[23:29] Ririsu**
But, deep down, you're all
about "Gimme! Me! Me!"
**[23:34] Naori**
I mean,
**[23:35] Naori**
make no bones about it,
**[23:37] Naori**
love is for the taking!
# E6 - Until the Make-Ups
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU07KEG/until-the-make-ups)
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**[00:00] Naori**
*No ado, no fanfare.*
**[00:02] Naori**
*My time had simply come unannounced.*
**[00:06] Naori**
* According to Machiavelli,*
* there are three types of intelligence.*
**[00:09] Sign**
Midterm Tests Report Card
Name: Jinguji Naori
Overall Ranking: 1st
**[00:09] Naori**
* And I clearly possess the first*
* kind—in spades, at that.*
**[00:13] Naori**
Hey there, Jun-kun.
**[00:15] Naori**
You seem utterly inconsolable.
**[00:18] Jun**
What's up, Naori?
**[00:19] Naori**
I get it, I really do.
**[00:22] Naori**
Your midterm ranking
must've left you shocked.
**[00:24] Naori**
Don't worry.
**[00:26] Naori**
I'll provide for you if it comes down to it.
**[00:30] Jun**
Hm? I got first again, though.
**[00:34] Naori**
Wha?!
**[00:35] Sign**
Midterm Tests Report Card
**[00:35] Sign**
Name: Jinguji Naori
**[00:35] Sign**
Overall Ranking: 1st
**[00:35] Sign**
Midterm Tests Report Card
**[00:35] Sign**
Name: Shirosaki Jun
**[00:35] Sign**
Overall Ranking: 1st
**[00:35] Naori**
You tricked me!
**[00:37] Naori**
Why were you looking all melancholic, then?!
**[00:39] Naori**
This is not happening! Not after
you played with my body and mind!
**[00:44] Naori**
I'm reporting you!
**[00:45] Jun**
Hey!
**[00:47] Jun**
Hold up.
**[00:50] Jun**
What's the matter?
**[00:51] Naori**
You studied extra hard to prevent
me from asking you out, didn't you?
**[00:57] Jun**
Why would you think that?
**[00:59] Jun**
You said you were going all out,
so I'm taking it more seriously than ever.
**[01:04] Jun**
You'd be angry if I didn't.
**[01:06] Naori**
Well, yeah, that's fair.
**[01:09] Jun**
And even if you do ask me out,
you won't get the answer you want.
**[01:13] Jun**
And I don't plan on getting back with Rumi.
**[01:15] Jun**
Is that bad?
**[01:18] Naori**
You mean it?
**[01:20] Naori**
You won't go behind my back?
**[01:22] Jun**
Of course not.
**[01:23] Naori**
If you want me to trust you,
hug me right here and now.
**[01:28] Jun**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[01:30] Naori**
Forget it, then. See you.
**[01:39] Boy A**
Hey, check 'em out.
**[01:40] Boy B**
Shirosaki and... the younger one?
**[01:47] Jun**
Hey, Rumi!
**[01:50] Rumi**
What was that all about?
**[01:52] Jun**
That was all Naori.
**[01:54] Jun**
She told me to do it if
I wanted her to trust me.
**[01:58] Jun**
So I had to.
**[01:59] Rumi**
What do you mean, you had to?
**[02:01] Rumi**
You're letting Naori have her way with you.
**[02:04] Rumi**
You always do.
**[02:06] Rumi**
What about me?
**[02:07] Jun**
Huh?
**[02:08] Rumi**
Don't "huh" me!
**[02:09] Rumi**
Give me one, too.
**[02:12] Jun**
Where did that even come from?
**[02:14] Rumi**
Who cares?
**[02:16] Rumi**
Hurry up. Think of it as a pick-me-up
for basketball practice.
**[02:21] Jun**
Fine! Don't look at me like that!
**[02:25] Rumi**
There's an athletics meet coming up.
**[02:26] Jun**
I know. You're back on
the first team, right?
**[02:30] Rumi**
Heck, I'm even on the starting lineup.
**[02:32] Jun**
That's awesome.
**[02:34] Jun**
I can go cheer for you on the weekend,
so don't crash out before then.
**[02:38] Rumi**
Okay, thanks.
**[02:40] Rumi**
Hey.
**[02:41] Jun**
Hmm?
**[02:43] Rumi**
Actually, never mind. It's nothing.
**[02:46] Rumi**
Oh, I nearly forgot.
**[02:48] Rumi**
Listen, do you know who Amamiya Shiena is?
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 6. "Until the Make-Ups"
**[04:25] Shiena**
Shi-ro-za-ki?
**[04:27] Shiena**
Shirozaki!
**[04:30] Toyoshige**
Yo, she's calling for you.
**[04:32] Toyoshige**
Wait, you know Amamiya?
**[04:34] Jun**
Uh...
**[04:35] Shiena**
You here, Shirozaki?
**[04:38] Shiena**
Hey, where's Shirozaki?
**[04:40] Girl**
Huh?!
**[04:41] Jun**
Keep it down, will you?
**[04:42] Shiena**
Hey, you could've answered
me if you were here.
**[04:46] Toyoshige**
H-Hey!
**[04:47] Shiena**
Come with me for a sec.
**[04:52] Jun**
What do you want?
**[04:54] Jun**
Also, it's Shirosaki. No zeds involved.
**[04:58] Shiena**
Oh, really?
**[05:00] Shiena**
Sorry about that. Wait, what are zeds?
**[05:03] Jun**
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, you need something?
**[05:06] Shiena**
Yeah.
**[05:07] Shiena**
So, I think Rumichi's
told you already, but...
**[05:10] Shiena**
Tutor me, please?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Jun**
Amamiya Shiena?
**[05:15] (Flashback) Jun**
I've never talked to her,
but I know who she is.
**[05:17] (Flashback) Jun**
She's that flashy girl who's
a model or something, right?
**[05:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
Yep.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Rumi**
She, uh... wants you to tutor her.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Jun**
What? Why me?
**[05:26] Rumi**
Yikes. Gotta get to practice.
**[05:29] (Flashback) Rumi**
We'll talk about it later.
**[05:31] Jun**
Nah, she didn't give me the details.
**[05:33] Jun**
But you should ask somebody else.
**[05:35] Shiena**
Anyway, I just came to give you a heads-up.
**[05:39] Shiena**
We'll pick this back up after school.
**[05:41] Shiena**
Bye!
**[05:42] Jun**
What do you mean? Pick what back up?
**[05:46] Toyoshige**
Tch.
**[05:47] Jun**
Don't click your tongue at me.
**[05:49] Sakaguchi**
Try putting yourself in
the Professor's shoes.
**[05:51] Toyoshige**
Lay off.
**[05:53] Toyoshige**
What're you even doing here?
Don't you always go to the cafeteria for lunch?
**[05:56] Sakaguchi**
Routines can change.
**[05:58] Sakaguchi**
By the way, there's talk that you
picked the younger twin, Shirosaki.
**[06:03] Jun**
Nah, that's not what that was about.
**[06:06] Sakaguchi**
Oh, yeah? Well, whatever.
**[06:09] Toyoshige**
Forget that. What was up with Amamiya?
**[06:12] Jun**
She wants me to tutor her.
**[06:15] Toyoshige**
Huh? And what're you gonna do?!
She's got bonkers badonkers!
**[06:18] Jun**
Nothing. It sounds like a pain,
so I'm staying far away.
**[06:23] Jun**
Her chest is irrelevant.
**[06:24] Toyoshige**
Guh, you really are built different.
**[06:27] Toyoshige**
I would take her up on it in an instant.
**[06:29] Toyoshige**
Not much opportunity to get
to know her otherwise.
**[06:33] Toyoshige**
She's pretty guarded
for how easy she looks.
**[06:35] Toyoshige**
Recommend me for the job!
**[06:36] Sakaguchi**
Wait, did you ask her out, too?
**[06:40] Toyoshige**
Nah. I was gonna, but gave up on it.
**[06:42] Toyoshige**
She was giving off such a
"The hell you want?" vibe.
**[06:45] Toyoshige**
She obviously wanted
nothing to do with me.
**[06:48] Toyoshige**
Man, how I wanted to ravish those boobs!
**[06:52] Jun**
I'll pass on recommending you for the job.
**[06:54] Jun**
I don't want my stock to plummet.
**[06:59] Naori**
Forgive me, Mother.
**[07:01] Naori**
My appetite has left the building.
**[07:04] Naori**
My head hurts. I wanna go home.
**[07:08] Naori**
Or at least nap in the nurse's office.
**[07:10] Ririsu**
Let's talk about more
uplifting matters, then.
**[07:12] Ririsu**
Like what you want right now and stuff.
**[07:15] Ririsu**
Letting your desires loose could
help take your mind off things.
**[07:20] Naori**
Oh, good idea.
**[07:21] Naori**
What I want, huh?
**[07:26] Naori**
Cash. Lots of it. A million yen or so.
**[07:29] Naori**
I wanna go to a department store and say,
"I'll take everything from here to here."
**[07:33] Ririsu**
Ah, such a money worshiper.
**[07:36] Ririsu**
Maybe try working on a crab cannery ship.
**[07:39] Ririsu**
On the Bering Sea!
**[07:40] Naori**
Why are we going full Takiji Kobayashi?
**[07:43] Naori**
I want to be part of the bourgeoisie,
not the proletariat.
**[07:47] Ririsu**
I'm fine with not having
it all, just enough.
**[07:50] Ririsu**
And I'm sure you agree.
**[07:52] Ririsu**
So, what's a more realistic desire?
**[07:54] Naori**
Realistic, like around 10,000 yen?
**[07:58] Naori**
I want some clothes and cosmetics.
**[08:00] Ririsu**
Sounds about right.
**[08:02] Ririsu**
I'd like a purse myself.
**[08:04] Naori**
Gelista? I feel you.
**[08:07] Naori**
They're the perfect balance
of classy and cutesy.
**[08:10] Naori**
And they're priced...
out of reach of high schoolers,
**[08:14] Naori**
but maybe a college-aged boyfriend
will buy you one with his hourly wage.
**[08:18] Ririsu**
You said it.
**[08:19] Ririsu**
Well? Did that help?
**[08:22] Naori**
Yeah, I feel a lot better. Thanks.
**[08:24] Ririsu**
Actually, isn't your birthday coming up?
**[08:28] Ririsu**
Wanna celebrate it together?
**[08:30] Naori**
You're the best, Chief! I love you!
**[08:32] Naori**
Let's get married!
**[08:33] Ririsu**
Yeah, no, sorry. I don't want
you mooching off me forever.
**[08:37] Naori**
What do you mean, mooching? Mean!
**[08:40] Naori**
DATURA. I hate you.
**[08:43] Ririsu**
Sorry, sorry.
**[08:46] Naori**
So? Are you really going to
celebrate my birthday with me?
**[08:53] Rumi**
Is Jun around?
**[08:55] Sakaguchi**
He just stepped out.
To the bathroom, probably.
**[08:59] Sakaguchi**
Since you're here, when do you wanna
hold that joint basketball practice?
**[09:03] Rumi**
How about tomorrow?
**[09:05] Sakaguchi**
Sounds good to me. I'll talk to Senpai.
**[09:08] Sakaguchi**
You girls tend to come at us hard,
so we'll need to pump ourselves up.
**[09:12] Rumi**
Not much point in practice
if we don't go hard.
**[09:15] Rumi**
Anyway, sorry, I need to talk to Jun.
**[09:18] Sign**
Jun
**[09:18] Sign**
Jun
**[09:18] Sign**
Amamiya came to my class and
asked me to tutor her
**[09:18] Shiena**
*I mean, I know I messed up by failing,*
**[09:23] Shiena**
*but why get that angry?*
**[09:24] Sign**
Amamiya Shiena
**[09:24] Shiena**
*My mom's insane.*
**[09:26] (Flashback) Rumi**
Better ace those make-ups.
**[09:28] Shiena**
*I know, right?*
**[09:30] Shiena**
* So, on that note, could we*
* get your sister to tutor me?*
**[09:34] (Flashback) Rumi**
Huh?
**[09:35] Shiena**
*She's crazy smart, right?*
**[09:36] (Flashback) Rumi**
Naori?
**[09:39] (Flashback) Rumi**
That's... probably not gonna happen.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Rumi**
She's not much of a teacher.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Rumi**
If anything, Jun's better at it.
**[09:48] Shiena**
*Right-o! You two are close, right?*
**[09:50] Rumi**
* They wouldn't get all cozy*
* out of nowhere, right?*
**[09:51] Shiena**
* If I'm gonna need a tutor,*
* might as well get the better one.*
**[09:53] Rumi**
* I guess Shiena's the last person*
* I need to worry about.*
**[09:56] Rumi**
I suggested asking Kame-chan
and a few other people instead,
**[10:01] Rumi**
but Shiena had already made up her mind.
**[10:04] Jun**
I get turning to me if Naori
wasn't gonna happen, but still...
**[10:07] Rumi**
I know. I mean, you could
always just say no.
**[10:11] Rumi**
Let's get together with Shiena and
talk about this after practice.
**[10:15] Rumi**
Better get it out of the way quick.
**[10:16] Jun**
Agreed.
**[10:17] Rumi**
Also, make sure Naori doesn't find out.
**[10:20] Jun**
Would that be a problem?
**[10:22] Jun**
Wait, I get it. Those two probably
mix like oil and water.
**[10:26] Rumi**
You get it.
**[10:27] Jun**
The issue is we can't predict
what Naori will do after school.
**[10:30] Jun**
We're clear if she stays in
the art room the whole time.
**[10:35] Jun**
Let's call for backup.
**[10:36] Ririsu**
Thanks in advance.
**[10:36] Sign**
Nurse's Office
**[10:42] Jun**
* "We need to talk without Naori around.*
* Do you have time after 6th period?"*
**[10:48] Ririsu**
You called me out for this?
It's nothing special.
**[10:50] Ririsu**
I was expecting something
a lot messier and saucier.
**[10:52] Ririsu**
Like, I don't know, eating
a rag soaked in ketchup.
**[10:56] Jun**
As if.
**[10:58] Ririsu**
Sure, I'll keep Sensei distracted for you.
**[11:00] Ririsu**
I'll ask her to hang out at art club.
**[11:02] Jun**
Appreciate it.
**[11:03] Ririsu**
That aside, I think you
should tutor Shiena-chan.
**[11:07] Jun**
Huh? Why would I?
**[11:09] Ririsu**
You don't interact much with
girls like her, right?
**[11:14] Ririsu**
And she's a model, with
top-of-the-line looks and boobs.
**[11:17] Jun**
That might be an attractive sales pitch for
the Professor, but I get nothing out of it.
**[11:21] Jun**
I value my time after school.
**[11:24] Ririsu**
Listen, you've stopped worrying
about the twins for the time being,
**[11:29] Ririsu**
but you can't get them off your mind, right?
**[11:31] Ririsu**
Maybe spend some time with
a different type of girl.
**[11:34] Ririsu**
You may discover something
new about yourself.
**[11:36] Jun**
Kamedake. You just want to
stir the pot, don't you?
**[11:40] Ririsu**
Aw, you could tell?
**[11:42] Ririsu**
But I do mean what I said, a little.
**[11:45] Jun**
I have better things to do than gamble
with what may or may not be good for me.
**[11:50] Ririsu**
Very well. Allow me to present
you with a clear incentive.
**[11:55] Ririsu**
Shirosaki-kun, my boy.
**[11:57] Ririsu**
Sensei's birthday is coming up this month.
**[11:59] Ririsu**
You give her something every year, right?
**[12:00] Jun**
Yeah, only because we've been doing it for
ages and never figured out when to stop.
**[12:06] Ririsu**
It's good that you're keeping those
childhood dreams alive, though.
**[12:10] Ririsu**
Santa, Hajime Yatate, and
Izumi Todo are all real.
**[12:14] Ririsu**
Moving on.
**[12:15] Ririsu**
Have you figured out what to get her?
**[12:17] Jun**
Nope.
**[12:18] Jun**
I'm currently trying to find something good.
**[12:21] Ririsu**
Knew it.
**[12:23] Ririsu**
And that's where I come in, my liege.
**[12:26] Ririsu**
I'll try and figure out what
she wants most right now.
**[12:30] Jun**
Ugh. I hate that it's
actually a tempting offer.
**[12:33] Ririsu**
Well, Shirosaki-kun?
**[12:35] Ririsu**
It's a good deal, don't you think?
**[12:39] Senpai**
Lock up for me, thanks.
**[12:41] All**
Okay!
**[12:44] Kanako**
Rumi, are you okay now? I mean...
**[12:47] Rumi**
I told you, I'm all healed.
**[12:50] Rumi**
Also, falling over was all my fault.
**[12:53] Rumi**
I know I wasn't paying enough attention.
**[12:55] Kanako**
Thanks for saying that.
**[12:57] Mai**
Yeah, you were kinda out of it back then.
**[13:01] Mai**
But you look like the weight's been
lifted off your shoulders recently.
**[13:04] Rumi**
There was a lot going on.
I was pretty stressed, yeah.
**[13:07] Rumi**
But I'm over it now.
**[13:10] Girl A**
There was a real cloud hanging over your
head after you broke up with Shirosaki.
**[13:14] Girl B**
The lights were on, but nobody was home.
**[13:16] Girl C**
We were all seriously worried
about you, you know?
**[13:20] Rumi**
Wait, why do you know about that?
**[13:23] Rumi**
Hey, Reira!
**[13:24] Reira**
Wasn't me.
**[13:26] Rumi**
Then how? I don't get it.
**[13:29] Mai**
You really thought you'd
kept it under wraps, huh?
**[13:32] Girl A**
It's cute how you're such a bimbo.
**[13:35] Girl B**
That's what's good about her, but it's
pretty funny how oblivious she can be.
**[13:39] Girl C**
The top of that staircase, of all places?
It's the most obvious spot.
**[13:43] Rumi**
Hold up! You mean...
**[13:46] Mai**
We happened to see you
and Shirosaki kissing.
**[13:50] Rumi**
Stop right there! I don't wanna hear any more!
**[13:52] Mai**
We knew all about you two.
**[13:55] Mai**
You were the only one who
didn't know we knew.
**[13:58] Rumi**
You saw everything?
**[14:00] Kanako**
Sorry, we took the teasing too far.
**[14:03] Kanako**
But we were actually worried
about you, really.
**[14:06] Rumi**
Kanako.
**[14:08] Kanako**
We need you to be in high spirits,
**[14:12] Kanako**
or it throws us off our game... pfft.
**[14:16] Kanako**
I can't!
**[14:18] Kanako**
You seriously thought you were being sneaky?
**[14:21] Kanako**
Help! I'm tearing up!
**[14:23] Mai**
"I'm gonna go win that game, Jun!"
**[14:26] Rumi**
Quit saying my lines!
**[14:27] Girl A**
Rumi back then was totally the
heroine in a romance flick.
**[14:31] Girl B**
Ooh, the second-hand embarrassment.
She was all glitter and rainbows.
**[14:34] Rumi**
That's enough, all of you!
**[14:36] Rumi**
Shut up and get changed already!
**[14:40] Rumi**
Sorry, did you wait long?
**[14:42] Shiena**
Nah, just got here.
**[14:44] Shiena**
I had make-up class all
this while. It was hell.
**[14:48] Shiena**
They just handed me a worksheet to
do and that was it. Like, *what?*
**[14:51] Shiena**
What made them think I could do
that crap? I failed the class!
**[14:54] Shiena**
I didn't even finish, LOL.
**[14:56] Rumi**
Wait, you didn't?
**[14:58] Shiena**
It was getting late, so we called it a day.
**[15:01] Rumi**
Where's Jun, by the way?
**[15:03] Shiena**
No clue. Probably lying
in a ditch somewhere.
**[15:05] Jun**
Wrong.
**[15:06] Shiena**
Whoa!
**[15:08] Shiena**
Don't scare me like that.
My heart nearly jumped out!
**[15:13] Jun**
You'd be heartless, like a sea cucumber.
**[15:14] Rumi**
Like a what?
**[15:16] Jun**
Anyway, what are we doing?
**[15:18] Shiena**
Right. How about we chat over dinner?
**[15:21] Rumi**
I'm in. And you, Jun?
**[15:23] Shiena**
Where should we go?
**[15:24] Jun**
Why would I get dinner with her?
**[15:26] Rumi**
Her dad isn't around,
and her mom's rarely home.
**[15:31] Rumi**
Let's keep her company, okay?
**[15:34] Jun**
I guess it won't kill me.
**[15:35] Jun**
So, where are we going?
**[15:37] Rumi**
Oh, I'd prefer someplace cheap.
**[15:40] Shiena**
In that case, wanna come over?
**[15:42] Shiena**
Dinner at my place, for free.
I like the sound of that.
**[15:45] Jun**
W-Wait...
**[15:47] Ririsu**
Oops, forgot something.
**[15:49] Naori**
Go get it, I'll wait. I can't
be bothered going back.
**[15:53] Ririsu**
What? Come with me!
**[15:55] Ririsu**
It's all cramped and dark! Scary!
**[15:57] Naori**
Fine, fine.
**[15:59] Naori**
What'd you forget?
**[16:00] Ririsu**
Mobile battery.
**[16:02] Naori**
Just get it tomorrow!
**[16:03] Toyoshige**
Oh, hey, Jinguji. And Kamedake.
**[16:06] Toyoshige**
What're you doing here so late?
**[16:08] Naori**
Never mind that. Give them back.
**[16:10] Toyoshige**
Huh? Give what back?
**[16:12] Naori**
The sweats you stole.
**[16:14] Naori**
I'll let you off if you give
them back, so come on.
**[16:17] Toyoshige**
I didn't steal nothing! I was just
playing mahjong with the seniors!
**[16:20] Naori**
Huh? Jun-kun wasn't with you?
**[16:24] Toyoshige**
He left earlier.
**[16:26] Toyoshige**
Probably something to do with what
happened during lunch... oops.
**[16:30] Naori**
What happened during lunch?
**[16:32] Toyoshige**
O-Oh, don't worry about it.
**[16:33] Ririsu**
I'll go get my battery.
**[16:36] Naori**
I'll ask one more time.
What happened during lunch?
**[16:41] Jun**
What is with this place?
**[16:42] Rumi**
It's a set. I'm on a movie set.
**[16:46] Jun**
You live here?
**[16:48] Shiena**
Yep. Nice view, huh?
**[16:50] Shiena**
No other tall buildings nearby,
so I can walk around naked all I want.
**[16:53] Jun**
Naked—
**[16:54] Shiena**
Is water okay?
**[16:55] Jun**
Y-Yeah. You too, Rumi?
**[16:58] Rumi**
Huh? Oh, yeah.
**[17:00] Shiena**
Okay. Sit down wherever.
**[17:04] Shiena**
Oops, forgot to mention, we have
a cat. Will that be a problem?
**[17:08] Rumi**
Huh? A cat?
**[17:13] Rumi**
What's your name?
**[17:14] Shiena**
Ein.
**[17:16] Rumi**
Ein-chan? Ein-kun?
**[17:18] Shiena**
Ein-kun. He's male.
**[17:19] Shiena**
Go on, say hi to Rumichi.
**[17:23] Jun**
So, why Ein?
**[17:25] Shiena**
Huh? Uh, no reason?
**[17:28] Jun**
What? Don't you usually name
your pets after something?
**[17:31] Rumi**
Eh, who cares?
**[17:33] Rumi**
Ein-kun's so cute.
**[17:36] Shiena**
I actually wanted a dog,
but my mom can't stand them.
**[17:40] Shiena**
I don't see the problem.
She's never home, anyway.
**[17:43] Rumi**
Good boy.
**[17:45] Rumi**
Wow, he let me hold him without a fight.
**[17:49] Shiena**
Before we get down to it,
can I ask you something, Rumichi?
**[17:54] Rumi**
What?
**[17:55] Shiena**
Do you like Shirosaki?
**[17:58] Rumi**
Huh? No, no.
**[18:00] Rumi**
Where'd that come from?
**[18:02] Shiena**
Okay, that answers that.
**[18:05] Shiena**
Let's have dinner.
**[18:06] Jun**
What happened to the tutoring business?
**[18:08] Shiena**
Now, now. You must be hungry.
**[18:11] Shiena**
Y'know, Shirosaki's too hard
to say. Can I call you Zaki?
**[18:14] Shiena**
Or would you prefer Jun?
**[18:18] Jun**
Whatever works.
**[18:19] Shiena**
Oh? Whatever, huh?
**[18:22] Shiena**
Rumichi, is Zaki flustered right now?
**[18:24] Shiena**
He very obviously looked
away from me just now.
**[18:26] Jun**
Hey!
**[18:27] Shiena**
Oh, wait. Did my cleavage get
you all hot and bothered?
**[18:31] Rumi**
Wow, what a sleaze.
**[18:33] Jun**
I'm out—
**[18:35] Shiena**
Don't say that. Sit tight
until dinner's ready.
**[18:40] Shiena**
Okay, time to get to work.
**[18:43] Naori**
Amamiya Shiena?
**[18:45] Toyoshige**
Yeah, she came to our class this afternoon,
**[18:48] Toyoshige**
asking for Shirosaki because
she wants him to tutor her.
**[18:52] Naori**
Uh... We're talking about
the same Amamiya, right?
**[18:55] Naori**
The one who thinks she's
queen bee of the school?
**[18:58] Naori**
The intellectually challenged
pudding-for-brains?
**[19:01] Ririsu**
Whoa, tone it down.
**[19:03] Naori**
The one who flaunts her cleavage
in front of you stupid boys
**[19:07] Naori**
like the classless, wannabe-model
bitch she is? *That* Amamiya?
**[19:10] Naori**
And that pudding-head did what?
**[19:12] Naori**
Asked for Jun-kun?
**[19:13] Naori**
What? This is even crazier than I thought!
**[19:16] Naori**
Is the world going to end today?
**[19:18] Toyoshige**
Well, I don't think Shirosaki's
going to accept.
**[19:21] Naori**
Of course not!
**[19:22] Naori**
He would never walk into a mess like that!
**[19:25] Jun**
Wow, this is actually great.
**[19:28] Shiena**
Thanks!
**[19:29] Shiena**
I mean, I knew it would be.
**[19:31] Rumi**
It really is great. Did you
get pre-made roux for this?
**[19:35] Shiena**
Nah, made it from scratch.
**[19:37] Rumi**
You should've told me you
were such a good cook.
**[19:40] Rumi**
I had no idea.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Rumi**
Her dad isn't around,
and her mom's rarely home.
**[19:48] Jun**
Curry's all well and good, but I feel like
we came here for a different reason.
**[19:52] Shiena**
Right, the tutoring talk?
**[19:54] Shiena**
Yeah, I'll be in your hands until
the make-ups, Zaki-sensei!
**[19:58] Jun**
Hold your horses, I haven't said
anything about agreeing yet—
**[20:00] Shiena**
*Yet*, which means you will, right?
**[20:04] Jun**
Show me your report card
when we're done eating.
**[20:07] Jun**
We'll see where we stand
first and go from there.
**[20:10] Shiena**
Roger!
**[20:12] Rumi**
Sorry for dragging you into that.
**[20:15] Jun**
Nah, it's nothing you need to apologize for.
**[20:18] Rumi**
Thanks.
**[20:19] Jun**
The athletics meet is coming up, right?
How's practice going?
**[20:22] Rumi**
Good. Really feeling the pressure, though.
**[20:26] Jun**
Nothing you haven't encountered before.
**[20:30] Jun**
Just make sure you have fun.
**[20:31] Rumi**
Wow, I'm really feeling that encouragement.
**[20:35] Rumi**
Thanks. I appreciate it.
**[20:37] Naori**
What are you two doing so late?
**[20:40] Jun**
Naori?!
**[20:42] Naori**
I was wondering who the boy and
girl in the familiar uniform were.
**[20:47] Naori**
Turns out it was you two.
**[20:50] Naori**
So, why are you two walking together?
**[20:52] Jun**
We were out taking care of something.
**[20:54] Rumi**
We're on our way back from
Amamiya Shiena's place.
**[20:58] Rumi**
I'm sure you've heard of her, at least.
**[21:00] Rumi**
She asked Jun-kun to tutor her.
**[21:04] Naori**
Yeah? But why'd you go to her place?
**[21:07] Jun**
It just kinda happened.
**[21:10] Rumi**
But we got to know Ein thanks to that.
**[21:13] Jun**
"We"? That cat didn't like me at all.
**[21:15] Naori**
Wait, cat? Did you just say cat?
**[21:18] Naori**
As in a *felis silvestris catus?*
**[21:22] Jun**
Saying the scientific name
just makes it more confusing.
**[21:25] Naori**
No fair! You know how much I adore cats!
**[21:28] Naori**
You two are heartless!
**[21:30] Rumi**
Sorry. But look, we got lots of pics.
**[21:34] Naori**
Cute!
**[21:36] Rumi**
Right? Isn't he?
**[21:37] Naori**
This merits a meow!
A meow of the highest order!
**[21:40] Naori**
* Oh, well. I guess I'll overlook*
* walking home with Rumi.*
**[21:45] Naori**
So, Jun-kun...
**[21:47] Naori**
*I nearly let the kitty talk distract me,*
**[21:51] Naori**
*but I need to check.*
**[21:53] Naori**
You said no to tutoring her, right?
**[21:56] Jun**
Nope. I'm gonna help her
prep for her make-ups.
**[21:59] Naori**
Huh?! Why?
**[22:00] Naori**
For what purpose?
**[22:02] Jun**
I'll explain later. Bye.
**[22:05] Naori**
Hey!
# E7 - She Already Likes Someone. And...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNJXZJ/she-already-likes-someone-and)
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**[00:06] Naori**
Nope!
**[00:07] Naori**
I just can't make sense of it!
**[00:10] Naori**
Why would Jun-kun tutor her?
**[00:13] Naori**
Why?
**[00:14] Naori**
For what purpose?
**[00:15] Naori**
To what end?
**[00:17] Naori**
It makes no sense!
**[00:18] Naori**
No way...
**[00:19] Naori**
Is it her chest? Her boobies? Le mammaries?
**[00:23] Naori**
No, calm down. Jun-kun's more of a leg guy.
**[00:29] Naori**
Gah! This is eating away at me!
**[00:31] Naori**
Am I jealous? Impossible.
**[00:33] Naori**
I simply don't want Pudding-Head
to waste Jun-kun's time.
**[00:38] Naori**
Yeah, I have to do this for Jun-kun!
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 7. "She Already Likes Someone. And..."
**[02:15] Naori**
Jun-kun!
**[02:19] Shirosakimom**
I heard a thud. All okay up there?
**[02:22] Naori**
Jun-kun and his chair just went down! All good!
**[02:25] Jun**
Ouch. All good, my ass.
**[02:28] Naori**
Hey, Jun-kun...
**[02:30] Naori**
What is this?
**[02:30] Jun**
Whoa, what?
**[02:31] Jun**
A-Awkward timing, that's all!
Don't misunderstand!
**[02:35] Naori**
Well, you are a teenage boy.
**[02:38] Jun**
No! Look, it's a regular-ass movie!
**[02:43] Jun**
Don't laugh at me! What are you even here for?
**[02:46] Naori**
I'm glad you asked!
**[02:48] Naori**
I want to know why you accepted
Amamiya Shiena's request.
**[02:52] Naori**
What was your reason? Lust?
**[02:54] Naori**
I can do better!
**[02:56] Jun**
Like hell!
**[02:57] Naori**
What was it, then? Tell me.
**[02:59] Jun**
Honestly, it just happened.
**[03:02] Jun**
That's where we landed
after talking about stuff.
**[03:06] Naori**
And what was this "stuff" you talked about?
**[03:09] Shirosakimom**
Open up, Jun.
**[03:12] Naori**
Pudding! And mango!
**[03:16] Naori**
Jun-kun! Let's get married!
**[03:19] Naori**
I want to be part of this family.
**[03:21] Jun**
What are you even saying?
**[03:23] Naori**
I mean, just look at this. It's Thanksgiving
and Christmas at the same time.
**[03:27] Naori**
It's a good thing there's no cake, or I would've
applied to be a live-in apprentice.
**[03:30] Jun**
What era are we in right now?
**[03:32] Naori**
Okay, let's modernize. Say "aah."
**[03:35] Jun**
Not what I meant.
**[03:37] Naori**
Stow it. Quit whining.
**[03:39] Naori**
Here. "Aah."
**[03:44] Naori**
Thoughts?
**[03:47] Jun**
It's good.
**[03:50] Naori**
Listen, just checking here...
**[03:53] Naori**
You're not interested in Amamiya Shiena
or hiding anything else like that, right?
**[03:59] Jun**
Right.
**[03:59] Naori**
Huh...
**[04:01] Naori**
Does that mean you wouldn't have an issue
with me going with you when you tutor her?
**[04:06] Jun**
That's surprising.
**[04:07] Jun**
I didn't expect you to
suggest something like that.
**[04:10] Jun**
Are you really gonna come along?
**[04:11] Naori**
Who knows?
**[04:17] Jun**
I told Naori about the whole Amamiya
thing after that. Did you hear?
**[04:21] Rumi**
Bits and pieces. She seemed
surprisingly okay with it.
**[04:25] Rumi**
She was bitching and moaning
for a while, though.
**[04:28] Rumi**
Then you invited me to have lunch together.
**[04:31] Rumi**
Did you need to ask me something?
**[04:34] Rumi**
Is this about Naori?
**[04:37] Jun**
Amamiya, actually.
**[04:40] Jun**
She only read and replied a little while ago.
**[04:40] Sign**
Yesterday
**[04:40] Sign**
Amamiya Shiena
**[04:40] Sign**
Expecting you over tomorrow, too.
**[04:40] Sign**
Can we not meet somewhere else?
**[04:40] Sign**
Today
**[04:40] Sign**
Amamiya Shiena
**[04:40] Sign**
I'd prefer my place.
**[04:44] Rumi**
That girl is awful at keeping track of time.
She was probably asleep.
**[04:48] Jun**
I think this goes far beyond losing track of time.
**[04:50] Rumi**
So, are you going to her place later?
**[04:53] Jun**
I don't think that's a good idea, honestly.
**[04:56] Rumi**
I don't see why not. Is this a mea culpa?
**[04:59] Jun**
Not really, but still, I don't know
about going by myself.
**[05:05] Rumi**
What, do you want me to come with or something?
**[05:08] Rumi**
I can't, sorry. We have joint practice today.
**[05:12] Rumi**
Besides, Shiena's the one
who suggested it, right?
**[05:14] Rumi**
Don't overthink it.
**[05:28] Shiena**
Yikes, he's here!
**[05:29] Jun**
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm here for you, you know.
**[05:33] Shiena**
Oops, sorry! I got held up
chatting with friends.
**[05:38] Shiena**
Did you wait long?
**[05:39] Jun**
Do you have to ask?
**[05:41] Shiena**
Don't be so angry. I'll whip you up
something to eat, okay?
**[05:45] Jun**
I'm not cranky because I'm hungry!
**[05:49] Shiena**
Yeah? Well, whatever floats your boat.
**[05:52] Shiena**
Gotta take the highs with the lows.
**[05:59] Jun**
A warm welcome today, Ein?
**[06:02] Jun**
You take a bit to warm up to people, huh?
Like a little sister I know.
**[06:06] Shiena**
Have a seat wherever.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
**[06:09] Jun**
Huh?
**[06:10] Jun**
A shower?
**[06:12] Jun**
Oh, come on. Let's get to work.
**[06:13] Shiena**
Nope.
**[06:15] Shiena**
My legs are soaked. It's gross.
**[06:17] Shiena**
I can't focus when I feel this icky.
**[06:20] Shiena**
Please?
**[06:21] Jun**
It's not like you need my permission.
**[06:23] Shiena**
Then that's that.
**[06:25] Shiena**
I'll be out in a jiffy, so sit tight.
**[06:28] Jun**
What is she thinking?
**[06:33] Kanako**
It felt so good to see the boys seethe!
**[06:36] Mai**
Right? Boys or not, we probably didn't
need a handicap against first-years.
**[06:41] (Flashback) Shiena**
Do you like Shirosaki?
**[06:44] Rumi**
*Why did Shiena ask me that?*
**[06:48] Rumi**
* I should've asked before denying it.*
* There's no way she's interested in Jun.*
**[06:54] Rumi**
*Was she just curious? I don't get it.*
**[06:57] Reira**
Hey, Rumi...
**[06:58] Reira**
Isn't that your sister over there?
**[07:00] Rumi**
Huh?
**[07:03] Naori**
Shoot! They spotted me!
**[07:07] Rumi**
Naori?
**[07:08] Rumi**
What's up? Is something the matter?
**[07:11] Naori**
Nothing.
**[07:12] Naori**
Don't worry about it. I'm leaving.
**[07:15] Rumi**
You know I'm gonna ask what
you were doing here. Tell me.
**[07:20] Naori**
Oh, for the love of...
**[07:22] Naori**
I thought maybe he'd gone to that
girl's place without me again!
**[07:26] Naori**
And that you might've gone with him!
**[07:28] Naori**
But you often go out to eat with your
team on Fridays. It'd be weird to ask.
**[07:33] Naori**
And heck, I couldn't bring myself to ask!
**[07:36] Naori**
So I figured it'd be easier
to just see for myself.
**[07:39] Naori**
God! Don't make me spell it out!
**[07:42] Rumi**
Sorry.
**[07:43] Rumi**
* Oh... We thought we were looking out*
* for her, but she actually felt left out.*
**[07:48] Naori**
Don't apologize. You're making me feel pathetic.
**[07:52] Naori**
Happy now? Let me go.
**[07:54] Rumi**
Have you eaten yet? Wanna join us?
**[07:57] Naori**
Not on your life!
**[07:59] Naori**
I'm not going into that den of marauders!
**[08:02] Naori**
You're gonna loot and
plunder all the resources!
**[08:05] Naori**
I'll get sent to Valhalla in an instant!
**[08:07] Rumi**
I'll treat you to dessert.
**[08:10] Naori**
Y-You devil!
**[08:14] Jun**
If you were a Persian cat,
that'd make me Blofeld in *007*.
**[08:20] Jun**
Why is your name Ein, though, really?
**[08:27] Jun**
Wha—
**[08:30] Shiena**
Yikes. I walked out without thinking.
**[08:33] Shiena**
Sorry, let me fix up my eyebrows.
**[08:36] Jun**
Your eyebrows?!
**[08:37] Jun**
Uh, I'd say your Ripley cosplay
is the bigger issue here!
**[08:41] Jun**
What is wrong with your owner, Ein?
**[08:48] Shiena**
Hm? What's up?
**[08:50] Jun**
What was that earlier?
**[08:53] Shiena**
Ah, right, I didn't have makeup on.
Sorry, I totally spaced out.
**[08:57] Jun**
I mean your getup, not your makeup.
**[08:59] Shiena**
Like I said, I totally spaced out.
**[09:04] Shiena**
Besides, how are undies any
different than swimsuits?
**[09:06] Jun**
Oh, there is a very fine line there.
**[09:10] Jun**
And it is not meant to be crossed, ever.
**[09:13] Shiena**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[09:17] Shiena**
It's not like you're interested
in me anyway, right?
**[09:21] Jun**
In a manner of speaking.
**[09:22] Shiena**
Who are you interested in? Rumichi?
**[09:24] Shiena**
Or is it Naori-chan?
**[09:26] Jun**
You go first.
**[09:28] Jun**
Surely you have a boyfriend?
**[09:30] Shiena**
Who, me? Nope.
**[09:33] Shiena**
I am a tiny bit interested in someone,
but it's not what you think.
**[09:37] Jun**
Wow, that's surprising.
**[09:39] Shiena**
I know what to do!
**[09:41] Shiena**
We'll both share with the class.
That way, we're even.
**[09:44] Shiena**
I'll start.
**[09:45] Jun**
You're making a lot of assumptions.
I haven't agreed to this.
**[09:48] Shiena**
God, you're such a nag. Shut up and listen.
**[09:53] Shiena**
There's someone I selfishly
want to get to know better.
**[09:58] Shiena**
Believe it or not, I'm super dedicated.
Does that blow your mind?
**[10:03] Jun**
Yeah, yeah, mind blown.
**[10:04] Jun**
So, who is this?
**[10:07] Shiena**
Okay, hint number one: they go to our school.
**[10:11] Shiena**
Hint number two: they're
more like tea than coffee.
**[10:15] Jun**
Like tea? Not much of a hint there.
**[10:17] Shiena**
Oh, and they're in the smart class.
You're not getting a word more out of me!
**[10:20] Jun**
Your priority list for info is all out of whack.
That's the biggest hint of the lot.
**[10:24] Shiena**
Your turn now, Zaki.
**[10:26] Jun**
So you say, but I've got nothing.
**[10:29] Shiena**
There's gotta be something.
Like, about Rumichi.
**[10:31] Shiena**
Are you two dating?
**[10:33] Jun**
We're not.
**[10:35] Jun**
But... we were.
**[10:38] Shiena**
Knew it! Last year, right?
**[10:40] Jun**
I'm impressed you knew.
**[10:42] Shiena**
We're good friends, and we were
classmates back then.
**[10:46] Shiena**
Whew, mystery solved!
**[10:48] Jun**
Glad to hear. Let's get back to work.
**[10:51] Shiena**
Hey, why'd you break up? Had a fight?
**[10:55] Jun**
Still not satisfied?
**[10:58] Rumi**
It's amazing how shy you can be.
**[11:00] Naori**
Am not. Buzz off.
**[11:02] Rumi**
All you could say was "yes" and "no."
**[11:05] Naori**
Not true. Also, buzz off.
**[11:08] Rumi**
Mai actually came up to me all serious, like,
**[11:12] Rumi**
"Is your twin fitting in in class?"
**[11:15] Naori**
I'm fine. I've got a bunch of different masks I can wear in the outside world.
**[11:19] Rumi**
And what mask were you wearing today?
**[11:21] Naori**
An AT Field. AKA a mental block.
**[11:24] Rumi**
That's just you with the mask off!
**[11:27] Naori**
That aside, are you really okay with this?
**[11:30] Rumi**
With what?
**[11:31] Naori**
Jun-kun and Pudding-Head!
**[11:33] Rumi**
Relax. He's not her type.
**[11:37] Naori**
What's with that flimsy logic?
**[11:39] Naori**
Assuming it's true, what about Jun-kun, though?
**[11:41] Naori**
He might be totally into gyaru.
**[11:43] Naori**
What if his browser history is all gyaru porn?
**[11:46] Rumi**
Uh...
**[11:48] Naori**
You just pictured it, right?
**[11:49] Rumi**
I did not!
**[11:52] Shiena**
I'm so done!
**[11:55] Shiena**
I need a break! I need sugar!
**[11:57] Shiena**
And hey, it's lunchtime!
**[11:59] Jun**
That's what happens when
you wake up that late.
**[12:02] Jun**
Keep oversleeping, and you'll
have to repeat the year.
**[12:05] Shiena**
Anything but that. Mom will kill me!
**[12:09] Jun**
Your mom, huh?
**[12:12] Jun**
Anyway, let's get started.
**[12:13] Shiena**
Okay, okay.
**[12:15] Shiena**
Oh, I want chocolate.
**[12:16] Shiena**
I have a bunch of goodies at the bottom
of the kitchen cupboard. Get one for me.
**[12:27] Jun**
Which one do you want?
**[12:32] Jun**
Amamiya?
**[12:33] Shiena**
Yikes!
**[12:35] Jun**
Hey!
**[12:36] Jun**
Oh no, you don't!
**[12:38] Shiena**
Don't look!
**[12:41] Jun**
Dude, what is this room?
**[12:44] Shiena**
You'd better not tell a soul about this!
**[12:47] Shiena**
Please!
**[12:51] Jun**
What's this?
**[12:52] Shiena**
It had a figure, but Ein pushed it over.
Dad's fixing it up for me.
**[12:57] Jun**
"Swordfish..."
**[12:59] Jun**
*Bebop,* as in *Cowboy Bebop?!*
**[13:02] Jun**
I watched it with a friend's dad!
**[13:05] Jun**
So that's where the name Ein came from.
**[13:07] Jun**
You did say you wanted a dog.
**[13:10] Shiena**
Wait, you get this stuff? Seriously?
**[13:13] Jun**
I didn't expect you to be into it, too.
**[13:16] Jun**
Is all this your collection?
**[13:18] Shiena**
Mostly my dad's.
**[13:20] Shiena**
He's a designer, and this
apartment used to be his office—
**[13:24] Shiena**
or more like his hobby room.
**[13:26] Shiena**
For me, it was like a secret base where
my bro and I watched anime and stuff.
**[13:31] Shiena**
When they split, he gave it to
my mom so I could live here.
**[13:35] Jun**
Is that so?
**[13:37] Shiena**
Oh, it wasn't a messy divorce or anything.
**[13:40] Shiena**
Mom still works with Dad and stuff.
**[13:43] Jun**
So it's true that your parents
are both fashion designers?
**[13:46] Shiena**
They've finally started to make waves
in Japan, so they gotta keep it up.
**[13:51] Shiena**
It's always been my dad's dream
to expand into Japan.
**[13:55] Jun**
Is that why you've been modeling?
**[13:58] Shiena**
That's part of it, I guess.
**[14:01] Jun**
I kind of assumed you were
YOLOing through life. Sorry.
**[14:06] Shiena**
I'm not sure why you're apologizing to me.
**[14:08] Shiena**
Wait, what's YOLOing?
**[14:18] Sign**
"Wanna go out?"
**[14:18] Sign**
New Message
**[14:18] Sign**
Kamedake
**[14:19] Sign**
"Wanna go out?"
**[14:19] Sign**
"Hello? You up?"
**[14:19] Sign**
New Message
**[14:19] Sign**
Kamedake
**[14:20] Sign**
"Let's go out, yeah?"
**[14:20] Sign**
New Message
**[14:20] Sign**
Kamedake
**[14:20] Sign**
"Wanna go out?"
**[14:20] Sign**
"Hello? You up?"
**[14:22] Sign**
"Hello? You up?"
**[14:22] Sign**
"Let's go out, yeah?"
**[14:22] Sign**
"The weather finally cleared up! How many
seconds do you need to get ready?"
**[14:24] Naori**
I can't get ready in seconds...
**[14:26] Ririsu**
*"It's me, Kamedake."*
**[14:26] Sign**
Kamedake
**[14:26] Sign**
Wanna go out?
**[14:26] Sign**
Hello? You up?
**[14:26] Sign**
Let's go out, yeah?
**[14:26] Sign**
The weather finally cleared up!
How many seconds do you need to get ready?
**[14:26] Sign**
It's me, Kamedake.
**[14:26] Sign**
I am now
**[14:26] Sign**
outside your home.
**[14:28] Ririsu**
*"I am now outside your home."*
**[14:30] Naori**
Huh?
**[14:33] Naori**
Scary!
**[14:39] Shiena**
Got something in mind already?
**[14:42] Jun**
Not really, no.
**[14:43] Jun**
What kind of gifts do girls like?
Cosmetics and stuff?
**[14:48] Shiena**
Cosmetics aren't a good idea.
You gotta consider personal fit.
**[14:52] Jun**
What about clothes?
**[14:53] Shiena**
Kinda loaded. You'd feel forced
to wear 'em when you meet.
**[14:57] Shiena**
I can't stand that, so I don't
like being given clothes.
**[14:59] Shiena**
Though it all changes depending
on who's doing the gifting.
**[15:04] Jun**
Then let me get to the point.
Do you have any good ideas?
**[15:07] Shiena**
You're not going to ask her out, right?
**[15:09] Jun**
Right.
**[15:10] Shiena**
In that case, something she kind of
wants but won't buy for herself.
**[15:15] Shiena**
That can be a real pleasant surprise.
**[15:19] Jun**
Oh.
**[15:20] Shiena**
Thought of something?
**[15:21] Jun**
There is something that fits.
**[15:23] Shiena**
We made the right call to
take a break and head out!
**[15:27] Shiena**
But you only asked about Rumichi's gift.
What about Naori-chan?
**[15:31] Jun**
I've got trusty backup there,
so no need to worry.
**[15:34] Shiena**
Uh-huh? But you'll ask me for
advice on what to get your ex?
**[15:39] Jun**
Let's head back.
**[15:41] Shiena**
No way! I wanna check out
some clothes for myself!
**[15:46] Ririsu**
This looks just like you, Sensei.
**[15:49] Naori**
Excuse me? I'm far cuter than that.
**[15:52] Naori**
This feels closer.
**[15:54] Ririsu**
No way. You're more in-your-face.
**[15:57] Naori**
Actually, the way it's trying to
assert dominance is just like you.
**[16:02] Ririsu**
Ah, how I want to make
kiviak with you right now.
**[16:06] Naori**
Kiviak?
**[16:07] Naori**
That Inuit food with sea birds
fermented in seal skin?!
**[16:11] Naori**
We've got a crazy psycho girl
over here! Better eat it all, then.
**[16:16] Ririsu**
Ugh, just the thought made me sick.
**[16:18] Naori**
Hey, you brought it up, not me.
**[16:20] Ririsu**
Sorry about that.
**[16:22] Ririsu**
But hey, wouldn't a kiviak plushie be cute?
**[16:26] Ririsu**
You'd get little bird plushies
dropping out the belly.
**[16:29] Naori**
What is this, a plushie for serial killers?
**[16:32] Naori**
But I don't hate the idea. Would buy.
**[16:35] Ririsu**
I thought as much.
**[16:36] Naori**
Where we going next? Village Vanguard?
**[16:38] Ririsu**
Good idea. Let's get going.
**[16:45] Ririsu**
Uh... Sensei?
**[16:48] Naori**
What article of the Penal Code
does murder fall under?
**[16:51] Ririsu**
Article 199... Wait, no!
**[16:54] Ririsu**
You mustn't! Calm down!
**[17:01] Sign**
Naori
**[17:01] Sign**
Emergency
**[17:01] Sign**
Pudding-Head and Jun-kun
are out on a date
**[17:01] Sign**
I feel like a certain somebody assured me
that we had nothing to worry about?
**[17:01] Sign**
Naori
**[17:02] Rumi**
Naori?
**[17:04] Rumi**
Huh?
**[17:06] Rumi**
Oh, boy.
**[17:08] Kanako**
Rumi?
**[17:09] Kanako**
What're we doing after this?
**[17:12] Rumi**
Sorry, I need to bounce.
**[17:14] Rumi**
I'm in a hurry, so can you lock up for me?
**[17:17] Kanako**
Yeah.
**[17:17] Reira**
Sure.
**[17:20] Naori**
I'll ask straight up.
**[17:23] Naori**
What do you think?
**[17:25] Rumi**
Honestly, I'm a bit conflicted.
**[17:28] Rumi**
But I'm sure Shiena's not into him.
**[17:30] Naori**
What makes you say that?
You'd better have a good reason!
**[17:35] Rumi**
I think she already likes someone.
**[17:39] Rumi**
And that someone isn't Jun.
**[17:41] Naori**
When was this? Are we sure it still applies?
**[17:44] Rumi**
That I can't say for sure.
**[17:52] Naori**
Rumi.
**[17:54] Naori**
I can join the tutoring sessions, right?
**[17:57] Rumi**
If you won't get in their way, sure.
**[18:00] Naori**
I broached the topic with Jun-kun, too.
**[18:02] Naori**
All right! I'm going tomorrow!
**[18:06] Naori**
The kind of ziggurat that sinful men who know
nothing of the Old Testament revel in.
**[18:14] Jun**
Yeah, it's the modern embodiment
of the blasphemy of tall towers.
**[18:19] Jun**
So, what's with the getup?
**[18:21] Naori**
No female teacher is complete without a pair.
**[18:23] Jun**
Are those fake?
**[18:24] Naori**
PC glasses.
**[18:26] Naori**
Now hurry up and lead the way, mister.
**[18:29] Shiena**
You're finally here, you two!
**[18:31] Jun**
Thanks for having me.
**[18:33] Naori**
And me...
**[18:34] Shiena**
Woohoo! I never thought
you'd come, Nyao-Nyao!
**[18:37] Naori**
N... Nyao-Nyao?
**[18:39] Shiena**
Is that a no?
**[18:41] Naori**
Not really.
**[18:43] Shiena**
Thankies!
**[18:44] Shiena**
You can call me Ena.
**[18:47] Shiena**
Now, come this way.
**[18:51] Naori**
Is she always like that?
**[18:53] Jun**
Yeah.
**[18:54] Jun**
But she's extra amped up today.
She's not in her sweats like always.
**[18:58] Naori**
Sweats? That speaks volumes.
**[19:02] Jun**
Your girlishness is pretty bottom
of the barrel too, Nyao-Nyao.
**[19:04] Naori**
Huh? Do you have any idea how much
femininity this outfit is oozing?
**[19:08] Naori**
Also, call me Nyao-Nyao one more time,
**[19:10] Naori**
and I'll tell the whole school
about your porn watching.
**[19:12] Jun**
Again, that was a normal movie!
**[19:14] Shiena**
Come in already.
**[19:20] Naori**
A... A c-c-cat?
**[19:23] Naori**
Wait up...
**[19:25] Shiena**
You like cats, Nyao-Nyao?
**[19:28] Naori**
S-Somewhat.
**[19:29] Shiena**
Here, hold him.
**[19:37] Jun**
You're bothering Ein. Let him go.
**[19:40] Naori**
He's not bothered! He's enjoying this!
**[19:42] Shiena**
Give him a good roll with this later.
**[19:44] Shiena**
Cat fur is insane.
**[19:46] Shiena**
Oh, right! Your outfit today is crazy cute.
**[19:50] Shiena**
And those glasses look crazy good on you!
**[19:51] Naori**
Huh?
**[19:52] Shiena**
This is for playing with Ein.
**[19:54] Naori**
O-Oh, thanks.
**[20:06] Shiena**
How sweet of you.
**[20:08] Shiena**
And, damn, Nyao-Nyao looks so cute sleeping!
**[20:11] Shiho**
Ena-chan, help me out here.
**[20:13] Shiena**
Oh, it's Mom.
**[20:15] Jun**
Hey, Naori, wake up!
**[20:19] Jun**
Amamiya's mom showed up!
**[20:22] Shiho**
Hello!
**[20:23] Shiho**
Oh, is this the boy you mentioned, Ena-chan?
**[20:27] Shiho**
He's got such a cute little face.
**[20:29] Jun**
Thanks for having me. I'm Shirosaki Jun.
**[20:32] Shiho**
Boys around that age are so nice.
**[20:34] Shiho**
They act stuck up, but they're
so easy to bowl over!
**[20:38] Shiena**
Hey, Mom! Don't even joke about that!
**[20:42] Shiho**
Sorry, sorry.
**[20:43] Shiho**
I'm Shiho, Shiena's mother.
**[20:45] Shiho**
Who's the girl?
**[20:47] Shiena**
Nyao-Nyao, Zaki's friend!
**[20:52] Naori**
I'm Jinguji Naori!
**[20:54] Naori**
Uh, we were just leaving—
**[20:57] Shiho**
Don't be such a stranger.
**[21:00] Shiho**
Oh right, Ena-chan.
**[21:02] Shiho**
Your father's in Japan, too.
**[21:05] Shiho**
Let's call your brother and
all have dinner together.
**[21:08] Shiena**
Dad's here, too? Gotcha!
**[21:10] Jun**
We should probably make ourselves scarce.
**[21:12] Naori**
Yep.
**[21:13] Naori**
I caught a glimpse of the River Styx
just now. I might be done for.
**[21:21] Jun**
So, what do you think?
**[21:22] Jun**
Think you can break the ice with Amamiya?
**[21:26] Naori**
I guess I wouldn't mind engaging
her in casual conversation.
**[21:31] Naori**
Wanna stop anywhere on the way home?
**[21:33] Jun**
Got someplace in mind?
**[21:35] Naori**
Not exactly.
**[21:37] Naori**
But I'd feel like I brought
this umbrella for nothing.
**[21:41] Naori**
I'll have won the battle but lost the war.
**[21:43] Jun**
Allow me to hold it for you.
**[21:45] Naori**
Thank you.
**[21:47] Naori**
Now my hands are free.
**[21:49] Naori**
The natural state of humankind.
**[21:51] Naori**
We became bipedal in order to
put our hands to good use.
**[21:55] Naori**
And look.
**[21:57] Naori**
We can even hold hands.
**[21:59] Naori**
Now this is what we were born to do.
**[22:07] Jun**
You're not wrong.
# E8 - I Thought About You So Much
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVGK4Q/i-thought-about-you-so-much)
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**[00:04] Toyoshige**
For the older one?
**[00:05] Jun**
Yeah.
**[00:06] Jun**
She's got a game on the day.
Should be a safe choice.
**[00:08] Toyoshige**
Yeah. Too safe and boring.
**[00:11] Toyoshige**
But that's so you.
**[00:13] Toyoshige**
Maybe I should get Jinguji something, too.
**[00:16] Jun**
Good idea. It'll make her happy.
**[00:18] Toyoshige**
But a formal gift is hard to choose.
**[00:22] Toyoshige**
What should I get her, as a smooth operator?
**[00:25] Jun**
That doesn't describe you
at all, so anything will do.
**[00:27] Toyoshige**
Oh? You picking a fight?
**[00:30] Toyoshige**
If I'm not a smooth operator,
**[00:32] Toyoshige**
then you're nothing but pubic hair
stuck between pages of a book.
**[00:36] Jun**
How'd you even come up with that insult?
***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 8. "I Thought About You So Much"
**[02:09] Rumi**
Hey.
**[02:09] Rumi**
Where would you put this, Reira?
**[02:11] Sign**
Certain Victory!
**[02:12] Reira**
I'd have to think. I wouldn't want to
stick it on my bag and have it fall off.
**[02:16] Rumi**
Right?
**[02:17] Rumi**
I'm so nervous. I hope
I'll do okay tomorrow.
**[02:21] Reira**
You're the only starter
among the first-years.
**[02:25] Reira**
Go make a splash for us, too.
**[02:28] Rumi**
Sure. But if I get taken out,
it'll be your turn.
**[02:32] Reira**
You got it. I'll clean up after you.
**[02:35] Rumi**
By the way, how are things
with your boyfriend?
**[02:38] Rumi**
You two made up, right?
**[02:39] Reira**
Yeah, but I figured nothing would change
if I kept playing sweet and innocent.
**[02:45] Reira**
So I didn't hold back. I gave him a
piece of my mind and then some.
**[02:48] Rumi**
Uh, won't that affect his play?
**[02:51] Reira**
Well, it better not.
**[02:53] Reira**
Watching him play ball was
what made me fall for him.
**[02:55] Rumi**
But that's not all now, right?
**[02:58] Rumi**
You've found other things to
like about him, haven't you?
**[03:01] Reira**
Of course.
**[03:02] Reira**
But on the other hand,
I've seen plenty to dislike, too.
**[03:05] Reira**
Dating's all about striking the right
balance between what you like and dislike,
**[03:09] Reira**
don't you think?
**[03:11] Reira**
You have to air out the
things you can't stand.
**[03:13] Reira**
But that also makes the reason you fell
for each other all the more important.
**[03:17] Rumi**
Talk about mature.
**[03:18] Reira**
Hey, we're the same age.
**[03:22] Rumi**
*Meanwhile, I'd put a lid on my feelings.*
**[03:26] Rumi**
* I couldn't stand the thought*
* of losing everything we had,*
**[03:29] Rumi**
*so I ran away from Jun and Naori.*
**[03:32] Rumi**
You really are amazing, Reira.
**[03:34] Rumi**
I didn't have it in me to
confront the issue head-on.
**[03:37] Reira**
Yeah, but constant confrontation
can also wear you out.
**[03:40] Reira**
But hey, it's not like it's
all over for you, either.
**[03:43] Reira**
Don't overthink it.
**[03:45] Rumi**
You're right. Thanks.
That kinda cheered me up.
**[03:52] Sign**
Jun: Do you have some time?
**[04:06] Jun**
You got here quick.
**[04:08] Rumi**
Did I? Anyway, what's up?
**[04:11] Jun**
Why don't you take a seat first?
**[04:13] Rumi**
Okay.
**[04:22] Rumi**
Oh, the make-ups started today, right?
**[04:25] Rumi**
I hope Shiena did okay.
**[04:27] Jun**
She said she managed.
**[04:30] Jun**
If she makes it through,
I won't have to tutor her anymore.
**[04:33] Rumi**
She's a nice girl, isn't she?
**[04:36] Jun**
Yeah.
**[04:38] Rumi**
So, you called me out here
for a reason, right?
**[04:41] Rumi**
Some uncomfortable topic?
**[04:43] Jun**
Nah, nothing of the sort.
**[04:45] Jun**
Uh... your game's tomorrow, right?
**[04:48] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[04:48] Jun**
Good luck.
**[04:50] Rumi**
Thanks. Is that it?
**[04:54] Jun**
It's a day early, but here. This is for you.
**[04:58] Rumi**
Oh, is this a birthday gift?
**[05:00] Jun**
I haven't given Naori hers
yet, so don't tell her.
**[05:04] Rumi**
Can I open it?
**[05:06] Jun**
Sure.
**[05:09] Jun**
You've been using your bottle
since middle school, right?
**[05:12] Jun**
I figured it was about time for an upgrade.
**[05:14] Rumi**
Thanks! I'll use it starting
tomorrow for sure!
**[05:20] Rumi**
Hey, can I hug you?
**[05:22] Jun**
Suit yourself.
**[05:24] Rumi**
*I can't take it.*
**[05:25] Rumi**
*I love him.*
**[05:27] Rumi**
*I love him so much.*
**[05:28] Rumi**
* I won't let anybody take these*
* moments from me. Not even Naori.*
**[05:35] Jun**
I do feel like I'm doing Naori dirty.
**[05:37] Jun**
I know I should hand them
over at the same time.
**[05:40] Jun**
But I really wanted to give
you this before your game.
**[05:44] Jun**
Because this is all I can do for you.
**[05:46] Rumi**
Don't say that. You really made me happy.
**[05:49] Jun**
I've got school tomorrow,
but I can go cheer for you on Saturday.
**[05:53] Jun**
So you'd better win.
**[05:55] Rumi**
Yeah, I'll do just that. No way I can lose.
**[05:58] Rumi**
So I want more where that came from.
**[06:01] Jun**
Huh? Uh...
**[06:03] Jun**
Don't freak out even if your
opponents seem too good.
**[06:05] Jun**
You're better, I guarantee it.
**[06:08] Rumi**
What else?
**[06:10] Jun**
"What else"?
**[06:12] Jun**
Well, I really love watching
you play basketball.
**[06:17] Jun**
I think it makes you look so cool.
**[06:19] Rumi**
Huh? Nobody's ever said that to me before.
**[06:23] Rumi**
That's how you see it, huh?
**[06:25] Rumi**
Can I ask you to do something for me?
**[06:28] Jun**
What?
**[06:30] Rumi**
I want to kiss like we used to.
**[06:33] Jun**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[06:35] Rumi**
It'll give me the strength to keep going.
**[06:45] Rumi**
I'm back.
**[06:48] Naori**
The prodigal daughter
finally makes her return.
**[06:50] Rumi**
Sorry, got held up with strategy
meetings for tomorrow and stuff.
**[06:55] Naori**
We've got *win*-gs for dinner tonight.
**[06:57] Naori**
Also, about your game tomorrow...
**[07:00] Naori**
Good luck.
**[07:02] Rumi**
Huh?
**[07:05] Rumi**
Yeah, this won't do.
**[07:09] Rumi**
I'm coming in.
**[07:11] Naori**
Not waiting for me to respond?
**[07:13] Rumi**
What're you up to?
**[07:14] Naori**
Trying to remember how old we were
when we were about this tall.
**[07:21] Naori**
So?
**[07:23] Rumi**
Uh, I was kinda with Jun earlier...
**[07:27] Naori**
What? You met up?
**[07:29] Rumi**
Yeah. He wished me luck in the game.
**[07:31] Naori**
Good for you.
**[07:32] Naori**
You don't have to report
every little thing to me.
**[07:35] Rumi**
But you wished me luck too, so I felt bad.
**[07:41] Naori**
I don't want things turning
sour on our birthday.
**[07:45] Naori**
Just forget it and go eat.
**[07:48] Rumi**
Okay, I'll do that.
**[07:51] Rumi**
Naori?
**[07:52] Naori**
Yeah?
**[07:53] Rumi**
Thanks.
**[08:05] Shiena**
Yesterday was a breeze!
**[08:08] Shiena**
I was like, "Hey, Zaki taught
me this!" for most of it.
**[08:11] Shiena**
Oh!
**[08:11] Shiena**
Nyao-Nyao!
**[08:15] Naori**
I didn't know you were here, Amamiya-san.
**[08:17] Shiena**
Stop that. Call me Ena.
**[08:20] Naori**
Uh, don't you have more make-ups today?
**[08:24] Shiena**
Yeah. I was double-checking
things with Zaki.
**[08:27] Shiena**
Wait, yikes! It's almost time.
**[08:30] Shiena**
See you, Nyao-Nyao!
**[08:32] Shiena**
And you, Zaki!
**[08:34] Naori**
What's gotten into her?
**[08:36] Jun**
Don't ask me.
**[08:38] Jun**
Looks like she found the
motivation and the effort paid off.
**[08:41] Naori**
Good for her.
**[08:44] Jun**
Shall we head home?
**[08:45] Naori**
Yeah.
**[08:49] Jun**
I wonder how the game went.
**[08:51] Naori**
Same. But I hope she won.
**[08:56] Naori**
'Cause otherwise tonight's birthday
party will be a damp squib.
**[08:59] Jun**
Right you are.
**[09:03] Jun**
Do you have time?
**[09:06] Jun**
Wanna stop by somewhere?
**[09:08] Naori**
How about we go to my room instead?
**[09:13] Naori**
Hup.
**[09:15] Naori**
Some downpour, huh?
**[09:17] Jun**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:21] Jun**
Naori, can I have your attention for a sec?
**[09:24] Naori**
What is it?
**[09:26] Jun**
Here.
**[09:27] Jun**
Happy birthday.
**[09:30] Naori**
Th-Thanks. Can I open it?
**[09:33] Jun**
Yeah.
**[09:36] Naori**
A seal?
**[09:37] Naori**
How cute!
**[09:38] Jun**
I'm glad you like it. You wanted one, right?
**[09:42] Naori**
A seal? Did I mention that?
**[09:45] Jun**
Take a look. See the zipper on its belly?
**[09:47] Naori**
You're right. What's it for?
**[09:51] Naori**
Huh? Wait, is this... kiviak?
**[09:55] Naori**
This plushie was real?
**[09:55] Sign**
Seabirds in Seal
**[09:56] Ririsu**
*Kiviak!*
**[09:59] Naori**
Hey, wait. Chief put you up to this?
**[10:02] Jun**
Yeah. I was a little afraid
it'd be unacceptable.
**[10:04] Naori**
It's okay. I'm kinda amazed it exists.
**[10:08] Naori**
So I'm happy. Thanks.
**[10:10] Jun**
Actually, I have something else.
**[10:15] Jun**
Here.
**[10:22] Jun**
You showed off the PC glasses
the other day, remember?
**[10:25] Jun**
I'm sure you have a case already, but still.
**[10:27] Naori**
This looks familiar.
**[10:29] Jun**
Yeah. It's the same one I have.
**[10:32] Naori**
So we have a matching pair?
**[10:34] Jun**
Yeah. It's nothing fancy, though.
**[10:37] Naori**
Does Rumi have one?
**[10:39] Jun**
No?
**[10:40] Naori**
So, it's just me you share a
matching pair of these with?
**[10:44] Jun**
Yeah.
**[10:46] Jun**
Naori, if you don't want it—
**[10:48] Naori**
Of course I do!
**[10:50] Naori**
Answer me honestly.
**[10:53] Naori**
You handed Rumi her gift
yesterday, didn't you?
**[10:56] Naori**
You went to her first, no?
**[11:00] Jun**
Sorry. I just wanted her to
have it before her game.
**[11:05] Jun**
It wasn't about preferring her over you.
**[11:07] Jun**
I simply wanted to show I was
rooting for her in today's game.
**[11:10] Naori**
I knew it.
**[11:13] Naori**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[11:15] Naori**
Why'd you keep it from me?
**[11:20] Naori**
I know you and Rumi have
matching shoes and stuff.
**[11:24] Naori**
You two went behind my back.
**[11:26] Naori**
But you were dating back
then, so it made sense.
**[11:30] Naori**
I hated it, but I didn't
say anything. I couldn't.
**[11:33] Naori**
But things are different now, so why
are you still going behind my back?
**[11:38] Jun**
Sorry about that.
**[11:40] Naori**
Are you really?
**[11:42] Jun**
I am.
**[11:44] Naori**
Then pay more attention to me.
**[11:47] Naori**
Use the time you were spending
with Rumi with me, too.
**[11:51] Naori**
Quit deciding to tutor other
people and stuff with her.
**[11:54] Naori**
Please, stop keeping me in the dark.
**[11:58] Jun**
Naori...
**[12:00] Naori**
Let's talk more about hobby stuff like we
used to, like we did over Golden Week.
**[12:05] Naori**
I thought about you two so much
before making my decision.
**[12:09] Naori**
How did I end up being the one left out?
**[12:11] Naori**
Why? Did I do something wrong?
**[12:16] Naori**
What was I supposed to do?
**[12:19] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
You didn't choose not to make a decision.
**[12:22] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
You just ran away from making one.
**[12:26] Jun**
I'm sorry. I really am.
**[12:31] Naori**
Payback. But know that
I'm hurting a lot more.
**[12:35] Naori**
Praise me for not leaving a
lasting mark like I wanted to.
**[12:40] Jun**
Hurting a lot more, huh?
**[12:42] Jun**
That's fair.
**[12:44] Jun**
Naori, let's hang out and chat more.
**[12:48] Naori**
You promise?
**[12:49] Jun**
Yeah.
**[12:51] Naori**
Break it, and I'm taking a pair of scissors
**[12:53] Naori**
and going full Sada Abe on you.
**[12:56] Jun**
Anything but that.
**[12:57] Naori**
I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that
before trying it out for myself.
**[13:00] Jun**
Trying it out?!
**[13:02] Naori**
I'm hoping it happens someday.
**[13:06] Naori**
Hey, Dad!
**[13:08] Naori**
Could you not play such
dark music on our birthday?
**[13:11] Jingujidad**
This is an album about
life and its many forms.
**[13:14] Jingujidad**
The perfect thing to play on a birthday.
**[13:16] Naori**
What do you say, Jun-kun?
Is this your idea of fun?
**[13:19] Jun**
Uh...
**[13:21] Rumi**
It's not mine, at least.
Way to rain on my victory parade.
**[13:26] Jingujimom**
Your father's very personality
is more on the dark side.
**[13:29] Jingujidad**
Wha?
**[13:29] Rumi**
He does bring up Dazai's
death anniversary every year.
**[13:32] Naori**
Right?
**[13:34] Naori**
Who brings that up on his
daughters' birthday?
**[13:37] Rumi**
Most people wouldn't.
**[13:41] Rumi**
Hey, do you still have those sneakers?
**[13:43] Jun**
You've been wearing them again lately, too.
**[13:47] Naori**
Hey, could you two knock it off?
**[13:50] Naori**
Going behind my back isn't cool,
but doing it in my face is even worse.
**[13:55] Jun**
Wanna go buy a matching pair for yourself?
**[13:57] Naori**
I have no need for trainers.
**[14:00] Naori**
I wouldn't mind going
along if asked, though.
**[14:03] Jun**
Pick a side.
**[14:04] Rumi**
I know.
**[14:05] Rumi**
Shall we hit up the convenience store?
**[14:07] Rumi**
It'd be a dry run for the shopping trip.
**[14:10] Naori**
Uh, what? What does that even mean?
**[14:13] Naori**
This is why I can't stand muscleheads.
**[14:15] Jun**
Sure, but do you have your wallets?
**[14:21] Jun**
What?
**[14:22] Rumi**
If you'd offered to pay...
**[14:25] Naori**
...you could've scored some points.
**[14:28] Jun**
Oh, so that's what a "smooth
operator" is supposed to say.
**[14:31] Jun**
The Professor has shown me the light today.
**[14:34] Naori**
The heck?
**[14:35] Naori**
You've got issues if you're
trying to learn from that guy.
**[14:38] Naori**
Terminal ones, at that.
**[14:40] Rumi**
Anyway, let's go.
**[14:43] Jun**
Yeah.
**[14:45] Ririsu**
Happy birthday, Sensei!
**[14:49] Naori**
Thank you! I love you, Chief!
**[14:51] Ririsu**
Are you a big girl now? How old?
**[14:53] Naori**
Today—or yesterday, actually—
I turned a year older than you.
**[14:57] Naori**
I'm your senior in life. Show me deference.
**[14:59] Ririsu**
I can't stand older people who act like
they're automatically better than you.
**[15:02] Naori**
Same here.
**[15:03] Ririsu**
Then stop saying things like that.
**[15:06] Ririsu**
This is why Shirosaki-kun says you have
the personality of a crusty old coot.
**[15:10] Naori**
He does not! You just made that up!
**[15:13] Ririsu**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[15:15] Ririsu**
Anyway, let's forget that and eat some cake.
**[15:20] Naori**
Ugh, they shine like the morning sun.
**[15:22] Naori**
I feel like Palpatine feasting his
eyes on a fleet of Star Destroyers!
**[15:27] Ririsu**
Here. I presume you want the Mont Blanc.
**[15:29] Naori**
You sure get me!
**[15:31] Ririsu**
I've known you since middle school.
**[15:34] Ririsu**
Though I really hated you back then.
**[15:38] Naori**
Right back at you.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Naori**
But how do we verify the result?
**[15:45] (Flashback) Naori**
What are we assuming *n* to be?
**[15:48] (Flashback) Girl A**
Naori-chan sure is different than us.
**[15:50] (Flashback) Girl B**
Yeah.
**[15:53] Naori**
*There's no difference between us.*
**[15:54] Naori**
* You all have just convinced*
* yourselves there is one.*
**[15:57] Naori**
* But I can't say that out loud,*
* which is why I wear my mask.*
**[16:03] (Flashback) Naori**
Sorry. Let's think of a different topic—
**[16:06] (Flashback) Girl A**
I'll go see what the other groups are doing.
**[16:09] (Flashback) Girl B**
Me, too.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Ririsu**
Your smile was forced.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Ririsu**
You need some more practice.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Naori**
Kameda-san, was it?
**[16:20] (Flashback) Naori**
Your name reminds me of
*The Castle of Sand*. What an oldie.
**[16:24] (Flashback) Ririsu**
It's Kamedake.
**[16:25] (Flashback) Ririsu**
You've got that cutesy act
going, huh, Jinguji-san?
**[16:29] (Flashback) Ririsu**
You're only fooling the boys, though.
**[16:30] (Flashback) Naori**
You don't say? Sorry I'm so cute!
**[16:33] Naori**
"What's with this girl?
I'm making sure she goes down."
**[16:37] Naori**
That was my first impression of her.
**[16:40] Ririsu**
We were both so combative back then.
**[16:43] Naori**
So childish of us.
**[16:45] Naori**
But now I'm a sagacious, wise, cute,
and vivacious high school girl.
**[16:50] Ririsu**
Huh?
**[16:50] Naori**
Huh? What's with your reaction?
**[16:53] Ririsu**
Wait, today's her birthday!
I need to gas her up!
**[16:57] Ririsu**
Yes, you are a sagacious, wise, cute,
and bodacious high school girl!
**[17:01] Naori**
Don't put your own spin on it.
**[17:03] Ririsu**
Call it a compliment.
**[17:07] Naori**
I've been thinking...
**[17:09] Ririsu**
About what?
**[17:10] Naori**
About starting a club
and roping Jun-kun in.
**[17:14] Ririsu**
A club, huh?
**[17:16] Ririsu**
What kind?
**[17:18] Ririsu**
I'll be right back.
**[17:19] Naori**
Sure.
**[17:30] Shiena**
Boom! Happy birthday, Nyao-Nyao!
**[17:34] Naori**
Wha? Why are you here?!
**[17:36] Ririsu**
Shiena-chan wanted to celebrate with us.
**[17:38] Naori**
Huh... Wait, what?
**[17:43] Shiena**
Here! For you!
**[17:46] Naori**
Gelista? You mentioned it before...
**[17:49] Shiena**
Give one to Rumichi for me.
**[17:52] Naori**
O-Okay. Thanks.
**[17:55] Shiena**
Hurry up and open it.
**[17:57] Naori**
I can't accept something so expensive.
**[17:58] Shiena**
Never mind that.
**[18:04] Naori**
Cute.
**[18:06] Naori**
This is super cute!
**[18:08] Shiena**
Isn't it? I designed it.
**[18:11] Naori**
What do you mean, you "designed" it?
**[18:14] Ririsu**
Her mom works at Gelista as a designer.
**[18:18] Naori**
Huh?
**[18:19] Naori**
Wait, that hyper lady is a designer?
**[18:23] Naori**
And... you designed this, Shiena?
**[18:27] Shiena**
Isn't it great? I modeled it after Ein.
**[18:30] Shiena**
It's still just a prototype, so don't
worry about the cost and stuff.
**[18:34] Shiena**
That aside...
**[18:37] Shiena**
You finally called me by name.
**[18:41] Shiena**
Oh, I nearly forgot! I have another gift for you!
**[18:49] Shiena**
You're crazy cute, Nyao-Nyao!
**[18:51] Shiena**
Gotta take pics! Cute, so cute!
**[18:53] Shiena**
She's an angel!
**[18:54] Naori**
Explain this, Chief!
**[18:59] Ririsu**
Sensei, I have a confession to make.
**[19:03] Ririsu**
Would you listen to it?
**[19:05] Naori**
Okay, what did you do?
**[19:06] Ririsu**
Well, Shiena-chan asked me to
help her get closer to you.
**[19:12] Naori**
Huh?
**[19:13] Ririsu**
But you take zero notice of
people you don't care about.
**[19:17] Ririsu**
So I told her...
**[19:19] Ririsu**
to tell Rumi-chan to ask you to tutor her.
**[19:25] Naori**
What?!
**[19:26] Naori**
No way! What the hell?!
**[19:29] Naori**
You planned it all?!
**[19:30] Naori**
Chief was the mastermind?!
**[19:31] Naori**
Palpatine was Chief?!
**[19:33] Naori**
This makes no sense!
**[19:35] Ririsu**
Of course, I knew Rumi-chan would
never introduce you straight up.
**[19:39] Ririsu**
I figured the offer would go
to Shirosaki-kun instead.
**[19:42] Ririsu**
That would definitely pique your interest.
**[19:45] Ririsu**
It was the surest way for her
to become friends with you.
**[19:49] Naori**
This girl's terrifying.
**[19:51] Shiena**
Sorry for kinda tricking you.
**[19:53] Naori**
"Kinda"?!
**[19:55] Naori**
You *did* trick me!
**[19:56] Shiena**
See, Riripon? She did get angry at me!
**[20:00] Naori**
Riripon?
**[20:01] Naori**
Huh? How do you two know each other, anyway?
**[20:03] Ririsu**
We're friends on an online game.
**[20:05] Ririsu**
You wouldn't believe how
much of an otaku she is.
**[20:08] Ririsu**
I think you two will get along.
**[20:11] Naori**
My brain can't process all this.
**[20:13] Shiena**
Let's be good friends, Nyao-Nyao.
**[20:16] Shiena**
Also, I teased Zaki quite a bit
because his reactions were so funny.
**[20:19] Shiena**
Sorry about that.
**[20:22] Shiena**
I've actually thought you're just
the cutest thing since middle school.
**[20:29] Shiena**
And I've been searching for
ways to get to know you.
**[20:32] Shiena**
Yikes, I went and said it!
I'm so embarrassed!
**[20:35] Shiena**
Don't get the wrong idea!
I didn't mean it that way!
**[20:38] Naori**
Hold up... What's with her reaction?
**[20:48] Jingujimom**
Go!
**[20:48] Naori**
Jun-kun.
**[20:49] Jingujidad**
Go for it!
**[20:50] Naori**
Chief was behind it all along.
**[20:52] Jun**
What are you talking about?
**[20:53] Naori**
I'm saying she's the worst. And the best.
**[20:59] Reira**
Shot clock!
**[21:01] Sign**
Hacchosugi
**[21:01] Sign**
Sakigahara
**[21:20] Jingujimom**
Yeah!
**[21:21] Jingujidad**
Woohoo!
**[21:32] Naori**
You still up?
**[21:33] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[21:34] Rumi**
I'm having trouble sleeping.
**[21:37] Naori**
I figured.
**[21:39] Naori**
That game-winning shot was awesome.
Good luck tomorrow, too.
**[21:43] Rumi**
Thanks. But where's this coming from?
**[21:47] Naori**
I've never cared about basketball
and I don't plan on starting.
**[21:52] Naori**
But I know that you've always given
it your all, ever since your junior days.
**[21:56] Naori**
So I will root for you. I have to,
as the one who introduced you to it.
**[22:00] Rumi**
You remember that, huh?
**[22:02] Naori**
"Recall," actually.
**[22:05] Naori**
I didn't expect you to take me seriously.
**[22:15] (Flashback) Naori**
If you like ball games so much,
why not pick up a sport?
**[22:19] (Flashback) Naori**
Basketball might be a good fit.
**[22:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
I've never tried. Wanna play together?
**[22:23] (Flashback) Naori**
No way.
**[22:30] (Flashback) Naori**
Wow, that was cool.
**[22:35] Rumi**
I play it because I love it.
You don't have to feel responsible.
**[22:39] Naori**
I won't, then.
**[22:41] Naori**
So, have you talked to
Jun-kun about tomorrow?
**[22:44] Rumi**
Tomorrow?
**[22:45] Naori**
Let me rephrase that.
**[22:47] Naori**
Did you get him to wish you
luck for tomorrow's game?
**[22:50] Rumi**
Not directly, no.
**[22:52] Naori**
Then go see him and get him to.
**[22:56] Rumi**
This late at night?
**[22:58] Naori**
It's fine. I'm sure he's up.
**[23:00] Naori**
Don't hesitate to use the geographical
advantage at times like this.
**[23:03] Rumi**
True. He's right next door.
**[23:06] Rumi**
We are childhood friends, after all.
**[23:21] Rumi**
Thanks, Naori.
**[23:23] Rumi**
I'll be right back.
**[23:24] Naori**
Yeah.
**[23:28] Naori**
*This is my parting gift.*
**[23:32] Naori**
*I won't be playing nice anymore, Onee-chan.*
# E9 - You Wanted Him to Stop You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVMKXZ/you-wanted-him-to-stop-you)
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***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
***SIGN*** 9. "You Wanted Him to Stop You"
**[01:38] Naori**
Oh, come on! What is Rumi doing?
**[01:41] Naori**
Kick their butts!
**[01:42] Jun**
They're guarding her tight.
**[01:45] Jun**
Remember that game-winning three-pointer
she hit in the second round?
**[01:49] Naori**
Yeah, so she's better than this—
**[01:51] Jun**
She can't do anything with
someone on her at all times.
**[02:03] Rumi**
If only I could've done more...
**[02:05] Reira**
You did your best, Rumi.
**[02:07] Rumi**
But...
**[02:10] Jun**
What's up?
**[02:12] Naori**
Oh, just thinking about something.
**[02:18] Jingujimom**
When did Rumi say she'd be back?
**[02:20] Naori**
She sent a message saying she'd be late.
**[02:23] Jingujimom**
I'm sure there's lots to
talk about after the game.
**[02:26] Naori**
Yeah...
**[02:33] Sign**
Wish me luck
**[02:33] Sign**
Win or lose, make
sure you have fun.
**[02:33] Sign**
We lost...
**[02:33] Sign**
Yeah, it's too bad.
**[02:42] Sign**
Hey there, come home already
**[02:52] Sign**
Do you have time today?
**[02:55] Rumi**
So stupid.
**[02:56] Rumi**
I'm acting like some kinda drama queen.
**[02:58] Sign**
Do you have time today?
**[03:01] Rumi**
Okay!
**[03:11] Sakaguchi**
Going to practice?
**[03:13] Rumi**
Huh? Why?
**[03:14] Sakaguchi**
It's okay to not feel up to it at times.
No need to force yourself to go.
**[03:18] Rumi**
Not feel...?
**[03:19] Rumi**
It's not like that.
**[03:21] Sakaguchi**
Uh...
**[03:21] Sakaguchi**
I'm saying, don't put it all on your shoulders.
It wasn't your fault alone.
**[03:27] Rumi**
Thanks. I get that, I really do.
**[03:30] Sakaguchi**
Personally,
**[03:31] Sakaguchi**
I think you did great.
**[03:33] Sakaguchi**
And I've seen how seriously you take this,
from middle school to now.
**[03:36] Rumi**
R-Right.
**[03:38] Rumi**
Thanks. But you've been working
just as hard, Mizuma.
**[03:41] Rumi**
Let's both keep it up, yeah?
**[03:45] Sakaguchi**
Right.
**[03:46] Sakaguchi**
It's just, I worry about you.
**[03:51] Sakaguchi**
I can't get you off my mind.
**[03:53] Rumi**
Huh?
**[03:54] Sakaguchi**
I like you, Rumi.
**[04:00] Naori**
I wanna start a club. What do you say?
**[04:04] Jun**
"Clubs are a pain. I want to spend the
bare minimum time stuck at school."
**[04:08] Jun**
Wasn't it you who always said that?
**[04:10] Toyoshige**
Sounds good to me. Let's do it!
**[04:12] Toyoshige**
So, what kind of club?
**[04:14] Naori**
Dunno.
**[04:15] Toyoshige**
Put more thought into it.
**[04:16] Jun**
I'm betting she wants us
to come up with ideas now.
**[04:20] Naori**
That's my Jun-kun. Always quick on the uptake.
**[04:23] Jun**
First things first.
**[04:25] Jun**
Why do you want to start a club?
**[04:28] Naori**
Because it sounds like fun.
**[04:30] Jun**
Not a very specific reason.
**[04:31] Naori**
But reason enough to start a new endeavor.
**[04:34] Toyoshige**
"Don't sweat the details," basically.
**[04:37] Toyoshige**
Are you that opposed to the idea?
**[04:39] Jun**
Of course not. But what
do the school rules say?
**[04:42] Naori**
You require five members and an advisor.
I looked into that, at least.
**[04:46] Jun**
Who'll be our other two? Kamedake?
**[04:50] Jun**
And who else?
**[04:51] Toyoshige**
Hopefully a girl, obviously!
**[04:54] Toyoshige**
Or heck, it better be.
**[04:56] Toyoshige**
Personally, I'd prefer a composed
and refined but demure rich girl!
**[05:01] Naori**
There aren't any girls you can put
into such prehistoric categories.
**[05:06] Naori**
Even if there were, there's no
guarantee it isn't all a facade.
**[05:10] Jun**
When you say it, it sounds pretty convincing.
**[05:13] Naori**
Hey! Why are you bullying me?
**[05:14] Ririsu**
Open sesame!
**[05:16] Ririsu**
Have you reached an agreement?
**[05:18] Naori**
Listen to this, Chief!
**[05:19] Naori**
I'm having trouble dealing
with these imbeciles—
**[05:21] Shiena**
Sorry I'm late, Nyao-Nyao!
**[05:23] Naori**
Hey! Get off me!
**[05:24] Naori**
Yeesh, you've been getting
even friskier with me lately.
**[05:28] Ririsu**
Well, you are Ena-chan's favorite, Sensei.
**[05:31] Shiena**
I mean, she's just so cute!
**[05:32] Naori**
Shut up and let go!
**[05:35] Toyoshige**
When did you two get so close?
**[05:37] Naori**
We did not!
**[05:38] Jun**
Is Amamiya our last member?
**[05:41] Naori**
As much as I hate the idea, it seems likely.
**[05:44] Jun**
What's there to hate? Sounds good to me.
**[05:46] Naori**
It's on the Chief's recommendation, okay?
**[05:49] Naori**
I didn't come up with the idea.
**[05:52] Naori**
What's with the look?
**[05:53] Naori**
What, so it's not just the Chief?
You're taken with her too, Jun-kun?
**[05:57] Jun**
It's not that.
**[05:59] Jun**
I've always thought
you two might just get along.
**[06:03] Naori**
Wha? That's for me to decide!
**[06:06] Naori**
Why does everyone insist
on making us friends?
**[06:08] Naori**
Oh, get off me!
**[06:09] Jun**
Ultimately, your goal here
is get a club started.
**[06:12] Jun**
It's not like you have a
clear theme in mind, right?
**[06:15] Naori**
I just want to create a place where
we can talk about the things we love.
**[06:19] Naori**
That's all.
**[06:20] Toyoshige**
You mean like anime, books, and movies?
**[06:23] Shiena**
Heck yeah, that sounds super fun!
**[06:25] Shiena**
Let's do it!
**[06:27] Jun**
No, we won't get approved with that.
**[06:30] Jun**
Talks, discussions—
**[06:32] Jun**
We could call it "reviews" or "art criticism"
to make it sound more club-like.
**[06:38] Naori**
And release an editorial collection
at the school festival?
**[06:40] Naori**
I doubt anyone would be interested.
**[06:43] Toyoshige**
Actually, I'd want to read articles
written by you or Kamedake.
**[06:47] Jun**
Same. I'm very interested.
**[06:49] Naori**
You realize that means
we'd all have to write?
**[06:51] Shiena**
Wait, me too? That sounds embarrassing.
**[06:55] Ririsu**
Now all we need is an advisor
and a clubroom, right?
**[06:58] Jun**
Why don't we start with asking Yoda-sensei?
**[07:04] Reira**
Rumi?
**[07:05] Rumi**
Reira!
**[07:06] Rumi**
What do I do, Reira?!
**[07:10] Reira**
Dropping it on you out of the blue
would leave you at a loss, huh?
**[07:13] Reira**
But I figured he'd do
something like that soon.
**[07:17] Rumi**
You knew?
**[07:19] Reira**
I had an inkling.
**[07:21] Rumi**
No way.
**[07:22] Rumi**
I mean, Mizuma's always just
been a basketball buddy.
**[07:24] Rumi**
There was never any
indication he was into me.
**[07:26] Reira**
Oh, yeah? I guess you would've distanced
yourself if you'd picked up on it.
**[07:31] Rumi**
What do you mean?
**[07:33] Reira**
Er... Don't you try to avoid being too
friendly in case they get the wrong idea?
**[07:38] Reira**
Wait, I suppose you're not the type to.
**[07:41] Reira**
Sorry, forget I said anything.
**[07:43] Rumi**
What the heck? Do you all
think that far ahead?
**[07:47] Reira**
I mean, you didn't, and here we are.
**[07:52] Rumi**
What am I supposed to do now?
**[07:55] Reira**
Isn't that obvious? Just turn him down.
**[07:58] Reira**
Oh, but he hasn't formally asked you out, huh?
**[08:01] Rumi**
Yeah, he just said he likes me.
**[08:04] Reira**
Then you can just act normal
and play it cool.
**[08:07] Reira**
For now, do some drills
and get your mind off things, okay?
**[08:11] Rumi**
Okay.
**[08:15] Jun**
I hope the club gets approved.
**[08:18] Jun**
Then we might get other members
and new people to talk to.
**[08:23] Naori**
Other members, huh...
**[08:26] Naori**
I don't really care about that. If I can
have fun with friends, that's fine.
**[08:32] Jun**
I guess.
**[08:33] Naori**
Why the pause?
**[08:35] Jun**
No reason.
**[08:36] Naori**
You expect me to believe that? Out with it.
**[08:39] Jun**
Just realized we don't have a backup plan
if the advisor or clubroom don't work out.
**[08:44] Naori**
We can cross that bridge when we come to it.
**[08:46] Jun**
Not how I do things.
**[08:48] Naori**
I know.
**[08:54] Sakaguchi**
Rumi.
**[08:56] Sakaguchi**
Can we talk?
**[08:59] Sakaguchi**
I'm sorry about earlier.
I know that was selfish of me.
**[09:03] Sakaguchi**
Um... are you and Shirosaki dating?
**[09:08] Rumi**
We're not.
**[09:10] Sakaguchi**
Oh. Then...
**[09:14] Sakaguchi**
Is he dating your twin?
**[09:16] Sakaguchi**
Well, I just heard they were seen
hugging in the hallway the other day.
**[09:22] Rumi**
He's not dating Naori, either.
**[09:24] Rumi**
He did that because Naori
forced him into it.
**[09:27] Sakaguchi**
Even though they're not dating?
**[09:29] Rumi**
Naori's in love with Jun.
**[09:33] Rumi**
And so am I.
**[09:34] Sakaguchi**
Figures.
**[09:36] Rumi**
"Figures"?
**[09:38] Sakaguchi**
Must be painful for you, huh?
**[09:40] Sakaguchi**
I don't know your sister too well,
**[09:43] Sakaguchi**
but I see them having fun talking an awful lot.
**[09:45] Rumi**
Why can't they? You talk to Jun
and Moriwaki too, don't you?
**[09:50] Sakaguchi**
Uh, sorry if I touched a nerve.
**[09:53] Sakaguchi**
Anyway, I just wanted to ask
if you'd hang out—
**[09:57] Sakaguchi**
go on a date with me.
**[09:58] Rumi**
Huh?
**[09:59] Reira**
Ready to go, Rumi?
**[10:01] Sakaguchi**
Think about it, okay?
**[10:06] Reira**
Why a date? You told him
how you feel, right?
**[10:10] Reira**
So it's for closure, huh?
**[10:13] Rumi**
Huh?
**[10:14] Reira**
Did he say anything else?
**[10:16] Rumi**
Oh, uh... just some stuff
about Naori and Jun,
**[10:21] Rumi**
and how they seem close.
**[10:23] Reira**
Wait, when did he bring up the date stuff?
**[10:25] Reira**
Right after that?
**[10:28] Reira**
I get it now.
**[10:29] Rumi**
What? What's going on?
**[10:31] Reira**
Sakaguchi likes to play dirty, I see.
**[10:34] Reira**
He must've been trying to bring you down
before shooting his shot.
**[10:38] Reira**
In other words, he thinks
there's still a chance.
**[10:41] Rumi**
Come on, you're overthinking it.
**[10:45] Reira**
Listen, Rumi.
**[10:46] Reira**
If you really like Shirosaki,
**[10:49] Reira**
hurry up and go out with him.
**[10:53] Jun**
Yoda-sensei, huh?
**[10:55] Jun**
She's not the type to meddle,
**[10:57] Jun**
but she expects students to think
and make decisions for themselves.
**[11:03] Sign**
Today
**[11:03] Sign**
Can I call you now?
**[11:04] Sign**
Can I call you now?
**[11:04] Sign**
Go for it.
**[11:08] Rumi**
*You're not in bed, right?*
**[11:10] Jun**
I wouldn't be asleep this early.
Did something happen?
**[11:13] Rumi**
*Nah, just wanted to talk.*
**[11:15] Rumi**
*You're friends with Mizuma, aren't you?*
**[11:18] Jun**
Mizuma? Oh, Ango Sakaguchi?
**[11:21] Jun**
Took me a moment because
you used his real name.
**[11:23] Rumi**
*Did you talk to him today?*
**[11:25] Jun**
Like any other day. What about him?
**[11:29] Rumi**
* Nothing. I was just wondering*
* what you guys talk about.*
**[11:33] Jun**
Nothing but stupid crap.
**[11:36] Rumi**
*Oh...*
**[11:37] Rumi**
*I should go. I'm getting sleepy.*
**[11:40] Rumi**
*Good night.*
**[11:41] Jun**
O-Okay. Good night.
**[11:48] Sign**
New Club Proposal
**[11:48] Sign**
Club Name: Modern Pop Culture Research
**[11:50] Jun**
Actually, I guess Naori should tell her.
**[11:57] Sign**
Sakaguchi Mizuma
**[11:58] Ririsu**
Why should I be club president?
You do it, Sensei.
**[12:02] Naori**
Who would be a better fit to
lead us than you, our Chief?
**[12:05] Naori**
I'll call you Chief Minus One if you do it.
**[12:07] Ririsu**
Nope. You do it.
**[12:09] Naori**
You big meanie.
**[12:11] Naori**
I'll make sure it doesn't affect
your art club duties.
**[12:14] Ririsu**
Can I take that to mean
you'll be the vice president?
**[12:17] Ririsu**
You'll put in the work, right?
I'm going to hold you to it.
**[12:20] Naori**
Why not?
**[12:21] Ririsu**
So full of hot air! More hot air
than a hydrogen balloon!
**[12:24] Naori**
It's why you love me so, right?
**[12:27] Ririsu**
The audacity to say so yourself,
to be more specific.
**[12:31] Naori**
I like that we can speak
our minds with each other.
**[12:34] Ririsu**
Did you tell Rumi-chan about the club yet?
**[12:39] Naori**
Nope.
**[12:40] Naori**
Is there even a reason to?
**[12:43] Naori**
I have no obligation to report
everything I do to her,
**[12:46] Naori**
and Rumi doesn't do the same for me, either.
**[12:50] Ririsu**
Are you still hung up about
what happened the other day?
**[12:52] Naori**
What do you mean? There was so much,
I don't know what you mean specifically.
**[12:56] Ririsu**
Right.
**[12:58] Ririsu**
You do hold your grudges.
**[13:01] Naori**
Look, I'm not gonna keep it
a secret from her or anything.
**[13:04] Naori**
I just figured I could tell her
after it all worked out.
**[13:08] Ririsu**
Purrfectly understandable. I get it.
**[13:10] Reira**
You might as well joke about it.
**[13:12] Reira**
Like, "You want to go on
a date with me so badly?"
**[13:15] Rumi**
No way. I'm not Naori.
**[13:18] Reira**
Ah, I suppose your twin *would* do that.
**[13:27] Rumi**
Wait, what?
**[13:28] Reira**
Eat up. Say "ah."
**[13:31] Reira**
You know, when you hit that
three-pointer the other day,
**[13:35] Reira**
did you have second thoughts
about taking that shot?
**[13:38] Rumi**
As if. I was the only one who could have.
**[13:42] Reira**
What's the difference between
the Rumi then and the Rumi now?
**[13:46] Rumi**
Whether I'm playing basketball or not?
**[13:49] Reira**
What I'm trying to say is,
**[13:51] Reira**
when you're on the court, you take stock
and make the right decisions on the fly.
**[13:56] Reira**
So why can't you do that now?
**[13:59] Rumi**
I would if I could, believe me.
**[14:01] Reira**
There's not much you can do right now
other than act normal.
**[14:05] Reira**
You're basically playing into
Sakaguchi's hands this way.
**[14:08] Rumi**
What do you mean, playing into his hands?
**[14:10] Reira**
You're thinking about him all the time.
**[14:14] Rumi**
What? I dunno if he's such a schemer...
**[14:17] Reira**
Okay, let's presume that he's not.
You already know you're not gonna date him.
**[14:22] Reira**
No point wasting time
worrying about it, then.
**[14:25] Rumi**
Right...
**[14:28] Rumi**
About what you said yesterday.
**[14:29] Rumi**
I can't go on a date with you, sorry.
**[14:32] Sakaguchi**
Okay.
**[14:34] Sakaguchi**
Listen, I'm not going to beg you
to be my girlfriend.
**[14:38] Sakaguchi**
But I would like us to
hang out at least once.
**[14:41] Sakaguchi**
Is that so bad?
**[14:43] Rumi**
You're putting me on the spot.
**[14:45] Rumi**
I've only ever seen you as a friend.
**[14:49] Sakaguchi**
Then why don't we hang out as friends?
**[14:52] Rumi**
But I know how you feel now.
**[14:55] Sakaguchi**
Right, I messed up.
**[14:58] Sakaguchi**
I shouldn't have told you. I'm really sorry.
**[15:02] Rumi**
You don't have to apologize.
**[15:04] Sakaguchi**
Nah, it's a fact that I put
an unnecessary load on your mind.
**[15:08] Sakaguchi**
I'd like it if we could go back
to the way things were.
**[15:12] Sakaguchi**
Will that be difficult?
**[15:16] Rumi**
Just checking, but you mean as friends, right?
**[15:19] Sakaguchi**
Of course.
**[15:21] Rumi**
Can I tell others we're hanging out?
**[15:24] Rumi**
I don't want to keep it a secret
and cause any misunderstandings.
**[15:26] Sakaguchi**
Sure.
**[15:27] Rumi**
If you're okay with that,
I'll think about it.
**[15:34] Yoda**
I'll do it if you promise
you won't cause any trouble.
**[15:38] Toyoshige**
How'd it go?
**[15:39] Jun**
Easier than expected. She gave us the okay.
**[15:42] Toyoshige**
I'm amazed she didn't
find fault with the proposal.
**[15:44] Jun**
She did realize that we just wanted
to meet up and chat, though.
**[15:49] Toyoshige**
That's Master Yoda for you. Ever so wise.
**[15:52] Toyoshige**
Now I guess that leaves the clubroom.
**[15:54] Jun**
About that...
**[15:55] Toyoshige**
Oh, the gang's all here.
**[15:58] Naori**
I wanted to go see Jun-kun,
but Shiena wouldn't let me.
**[16:01] Shiena**
I mean, you're just so cute, Nyao-Nyao.
**[16:03] Ririsu**
Yep, yep. Sensei is very cute.
**[16:06] Toyoshige**
Not even a single yoctogram's
worth in this conversation.
**[16:09] Shiena**
Who are you?
**[16:10] Toyoshige**
D-Don't give me that. I've been part
of the club talks the whole time.
**[16:14] Shiena**
I don't remember.
**[16:15] Toyoshige**
Wow, what a jerk.
**[16:17] Toyoshige**
And I bring bad news on top of that.
**[16:20] Naori**
Out with it already. I don't like it
when people play it up like that.
**[16:24] Ririsu**
You do hate beating around the bush.
**[16:27] Shiena**
Me, too.
**[16:28] Shiena**
Please. none of that, "What do you want first?
The good news or the bad news?"
**[16:32] Naori**
The Professor would
definitely pull that crap.
**[16:35] Naori**
If he were to ever get married,
**[16:38] Naori**
the long-winded convos would annoy his
partner so much that one day, she finally—
**[16:44] Ririsu**
Change yourself, Professor-kun.
If you start now, you can still make it.
**[16:49] Shiena**
You can do it.
**[16:49] Toyoshige**
You girls sure like running your mouths.
**[16:52] Jun**
No point reasoning with them, Professor.
**[16:54] Jun**
They'll just gang up on you.
**[16:56] Toyoshige**
These are so not the female
members I was hoping for.
**[17:00] Naori**
You should be used to it by now.
So, what's the bad news?
**[17:04] Jun**
It's the clubroom.
Another club asked for the same one.
**[17:07] Naori**
Which club?
**[17:08] Jun**
The recreation club.
**[17:09] Jun**
They're saying they'll conduct research
into board games like chess and shogi.
**[17:14] Toyoshige**
Shogi's been making a comeback lately.
**[17:16] Ririsu**
So we don't know who's gonna get the room?
**[17:19] Naori**
They should just play
their shogi on the porch!
**[17:21] Jun**
I feel like the same could be said of us.
**[17:23] Shiena**
Whose side are you on, Zaki?
**[17:25] Ririsu**
Who's leading this rec club?
**[17:27] Toyoshige**
Thank you, Kamedake.
You're the only one talking any sense.
**[17:31] Naori**
You can't trust the Chief.
**[17:33] Naori**
I bet she's gonna go set a
Conibear trap later tonight.
**[17:36] Ririsu**
Excuse you. I am not some hunter.
**[17:38] Jun**
Furuma Reito from Class 2-5, apparently.
**[17:41] Naori**
Furuma? Mafuru... Maple.
**[17:44] Naori**
Okay, so we need to grab this Furuma,
AKA Maple, and get him to give up on the room.
**[17:56] Rumi**
Stayed quite late today, huh?
**[17:57] Jun**
We were all having fun chatting.
**[17:59] Rumi**
Ah.
**[18:06] Reira**
Do your thing.
**[18:08] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[18:12] Jun**
What's up?
**[18:13] Rumi**
Jun, can I call you later?
**[18:17] Jun**
Huh? Yeah, sure.
**[18:19] Rumi**
I'll call you after
my bath and stuff, then.
**[18:22] Jun**
Gotcha.
**[18:23] Jun**
Also...
**[18:24] Naori**
Rumi, open the door.
**[18:26] Rumi**
What? Please tell me
you didn't lose your key.
**[18:30] Jun**
Guess it can wait.
**[18:32] Rumi**
I'm out of the bath.
**[18:34] Naori**
'Kay.
**[18:40] Rumi**
What happened to knocking?
**[18:41] Naori**
Are any of the basketball
team members in Class 2-5?
**[18:44] Rumi**
Class 5? So, the smart people class?
**[18:47] Rumi**
Uh, I don't think so. Why?
**[18:51] Naori**
Oh, just checking. Thanks.
**[18:53] Rumi**
Did something happen?
**[18:56] Naori**
Don't worry about it.
**[19:07] Rumi**
Sorry, did you I keep you waiting?
Are you free now?
**[19:09] Jun**
*Yeah.*
**[19:11] Rumi**
Say, is it okay if I go
hang out with Mizuma?
**[19:15] Jun**
*Huh? What's this about?*
**[19:17] Rumi**
Oh, right. He said we
should go out sometime.
**[19:21] Rumi**
I didn't give him an answer.
**[19:23] Rumi**
I figured I should ask you first.
**[19:26] Jun**
*Why would you have to ask me?*
**[19:29] Jun**
*You're free to go hang out with who you want.*
**[19:32] Rumi**
No, you're not getting it.
**[19:35] Rumi**
Mizuma told me he likes me.
**[19:43] Jun**
*And what did you tell him?*
**[19:45] Rumi**
That I appreciate it,
but I don't feel the same way.
**[19:48] Jun**
*Oh...*
**[19:50] Rumi**
And he wasn't super insistent.
He was very understanding.
**[19:55] Rumi**
But he did say he wanted us
to hang out at least once.
**[19:59] Jun**
*Oh... He never mentioned it to me.*
**[20:03] Jun**
* Well, I guess he couldn't. S-Sorry,*
* I'm having trouble processing this.*
**[20:06] Rumi**
I know this is sudden.
But I was just as surprised as you.
**[20:10] Jun**
*When did this happen?*
**[20:12] Rumi**
Today. Or, well, yesterday.
**[20:15] Jun**
* Is that why you were asking*
* about him last night?*
**[20:19] Rumi**
Yeah, that's right.
**[20:20] Jun**
*You could've told me.*
**[20:22] Rumi**
Listen, I wasn't trying to hide it.
**[20:24] Rumi**
I turned him down, but he wanted us
to go out and hang out as friends.
**[20:30] Jun**
*Okay, I get what you're trying to say.*
**[20:33] Jun**
*What do you want to do?*
**[20:34] Rumi**
Me?
**[20:36] Rumi**
This isn't about me.
**[20:39] Jun**
* It's not my place to tell you*
* to go or not to go.*
**[20:43] Jun**
*What matters is what you want to do.*
**[20:45] Rumi**
What do you mean, not your place?
**[20:48] Jun**
*I'm not your boyfriend anymore, right?*
**[20:51] Jun**
*That's what I mean.*
**[20:52] Rumi**
So, you can't say anything
if we're not dating?
**[20:56] Jun**
*I don't want to be irresponsible.*
**[20:59] Rumi**
What? You're being irresponsible right now!
**[21:02] Rumi**
You won't speak your mind 'cause you don't
wanna be responsible for your words!
**[21:05] Rumi**
That's basically the same thing!
**[21:06] Rumi**
And here I told you about it because
I didn't wanna keep it from you...
**[21:10] Jun**
*Sorry. Please, don't cry.*
**[21:14] Rumi**
I'm not crying!
**[21:16] Rumi**
You jerk!
**[21:20] Naori**
I'm coming in.
**[21:33] Naori**
Are you okay?
**[21:37] Naori**
Wanna vent? Or do you not
wanna talk about it?
**[21:43] Rumi**
I wanna talk.
**[21:47] Naori**
I see. You wanted Jun-kun
to stop you, but he didn't.
**[21:53] Rumi**
I think you simplified that too much.
**[21:55] Naori**
But I'm not exactly wrong, am I?
**[21:58] Naori**
Well, what now? Will you go see that guy?
**[22:02] Rumi**
I dunno... I can't think straight.
**[22:06] Naori**
Why not go?
**[22:07] Rumi**
Huh?
# E10 - Isn't My Queen Defenseless?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG5J2Z/isnt-my-queen-defenseless)
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**[00:05] Sign**
Jinguji Rumi
**[00:05] Sign**
Voice call
**[00:05] Sign**
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time
to talk today?
**[00:06] Girl**
Morning, Rumi!
**[00:08] Rumi**
Morning.
**[01:44] Naori**
It's time for war, my friends.
**[01:46] Naori**
We shall rain fire and brimstone down
upon that second-year classroom—
**[01:50] Shiena**
You're really amped up, Nyao-Nyao!
***SIGN*** 10. "Isn't My Queen Defenseless?"
**[01:52] Toyoshige**
What's going on?
**[01:53] Jun**
Apparently, Amamiya raided
a second-year classroom.
**[01:56] Jun**
And now look at Naori.
**[01:59] Shiena**
What do you mean, "raided"?
**[02:00] Shiena**
I just dropped by to talk
to Maple during lunch.
**[02:04] Jun**
It's funny. I can picture
it like I was there.
**[02:09] Toyoshige**
So, you got him to agree to
a discussion? What time?
**[02:13] Shiena**
Dunno. All I said was that
we'd go after school.
**[02:16] Shiena**
I have no idea when second-year classes end.
**[02:18] Jun**
Wait, you mean we're
keeping a senior waiting?
**[02:22] Toyoshige**
Seriously? We should go.
**[02:24] Toyoshige**
He may be steaming right now.
**[02:26] Jun**
Right?
**[02:28] Shiena**
Sorry, I've got stuff to do, so I'm out.
**[02:32] Naori**
Huh? You're not coming with us?
I don't even know what Maple looks like.
**[02:36] Shiena**
Uh, he wears glasses and looks
all bossy. How do I say this?
**[02:41] Shiena**
He's kinda like Zaki!
**[02:45] Jun**
Here, huh?
**[02:47] Naori**
So, you'll do all the talking, right?
**[02:51] Jun**
What happened to fire and brimstone?
**[02:53] Jun**
Don't worry. I was planning
on that all along.
**[02:57] Naori**
Okay.
**[02:57] Jun**
Excuse us. Uh...
**[03:01] Furuma**
The clubroom, right?
**[03:03] Furuma**
That blondie showed up during
lunch and made a huge scene.
**[03:07] Toyoshige**
Right, we apologize for that.
We'll tell her to tone it down.
**[03:11] Furuma**
And also tell her to quit talking casually
to people she meets for the first time.
**[03:17] Furuma**
As for giving you the clubroom...
**[03:22] Furuma**
My answer is no. We have nowhere else to go.
**[03:25] Jun**
We've got a grasp on the situation.
**[03:27] Jun**
You're lacking a fifth member, right?
**[03:30] Jun**
We have a full five.
All we need is the clubroom.
**[03:32] Jun**
So...
**[03:32] Furuma**
So...
**[03:33] Furuma**
You want me to give up?
**[03:36] Furuma**
"Clubrooms will be awarded to the club
that fulfills the requirements first."
**[03:40] Furuma**
If that's was what the school
rules said, I'd abide by it.
**[03:43] Furuma**
But that is nowhere in the rules.
So what reason do I have to give it up?
**[03:47] Jun**
We're not asking you to let us have it
out of the goodness of your heart, of course.
**[03:51] Jun**
We propose playing a match to settle this.
**[03:55] Furuma**
What do I get out of
accepting this challenge?
**[03:57] Furuma**
We requested the room first.
**[04:00] Furuma**
If we lose, we miss out on it.
**[04:03] Furuma**
What will winning get us?
**[04:06] Jun**
I'll join your club.
**[04:08] Furuma**
Okay, that makes sense.
**[04:11] Furuma**
By the way, we're registering as the rec club,
but it'll actually be a chess club.
**[04:15] Furuma**
Will you still join?
**[04:17] Jun**
I'm fine with that.
**[04:18] Furuma**
Interesting. With that said,
how will we compete?
**[04:22] Jun**
In chess.
**[04:23] Furuma**
You've got guts. Or maybe you're
just confident in your skills.
**[04:30] Furuma**
In which case, allow me to
make an ill-natured remark.
**[04:34] Furuma**
You first-years and I are not the same.
**[04:38] Furuma**
I'm closer to graduation, meaning
I have fewer opportunities left.
**[04:42] Furuma**
So we don't stand on equal footing.
**[04:45] Jun**
Well...
**[04:46] Furuma**
In order to bridge that gap, I want
the right to choose my opponent.
**[04:51] Furuma**
What do you say?
**[04:55] Furuma**
Oh, don't worry. I don't intend
to pick the blonde girl.
**[05:00] Furuma**
I'm not going to be that nasty.
**[05:02] Furuma**
Let's see... for instance,
**[05:05] Furuma**
how about the girl over there?
**[05:07] Furuma**
Have you played chess before?
**[05:10] Naori**
Huh?
**[05:11] Naori**
Just a little bit, a long time
ago. But... yeah, I guess.
**[05:15] Furuma**
I see. So you just need
to work off the rust.
**[05:19] Furuma**
We can play in your classroom.
**[05:22] Furuma**
I got to lay out my terms,
so you can have home advantage.
**[05:25] Furuma**
Now, when will we play?
**[05:28] Furuma**
Would one week from now be too soon?
**[05:32] Naori**
In two days.
**[05:34] Toyoshige**
Did you hear that?
**[05:35] Toyoshige**
"How about the girl over there," he said.
**[05:39] Jun**
He was totally looking down on you.
**[05:42] Naori**
Heh. I guess I'm just that good an actor.
**[05:45] Toyoshige**
Yeah, right.
**[05:47] Toyoshige**
Your shyness was just acting up.
**[05:49] Naori**
Shaddup! I was wearing a mask!
**[05:52] Jun**
That aside, I didn't know
you knew how to play chess.
**[05:57] Jun**
You always turned me down when I asked.
**[05:59] Naori**
Back when I was a baby.
**[06:02] Naori**
Not taking my "no" for an answer,
**[06:04] Naori**
my dad forced me into it...
**[06:06] Toyoshige**
Phrasing, girl.
**[06:07] Naori**
But it's true. I didn't wanna play.
**[06:11] Naori**
I don't remember all the rules, but it
should be fine 'cause I can play shogi.
**[06:16] Naori**
Actually, you teach me, Jun-kun.
**[06:19] Jun**
I'm fine with that.
**[06:21] Toyoshige**
Two days might not be enough,
though, don't you think?
**[06:24] Naori**
I wasn't gonna sit around
and wait a whole week.
**[06:27] Naori**
I want this over and done with.
**[06:29] Toyoshige**
Better not lose, then.
**[06:31] Naori**
Who do you think you're talking to?
**[06:33] Naori**
Besides, Jun-kun and I'll be spending long,
passionate nights together until the match.
**[06:39] Jun**
No, we won't! I'm only gonna
be teaching you chess.
**[06:42] Naori**
You'll ignore me and go to bed? Rude!
**[06:46] Naori**
Tell this loser hipster nerd off, Professor.
**[06:50] Toyoshige**
Hey, loser hipster nerd.
**[06:52] Toyoshige**
Why am I being put through this?
**[06:55] Jun**
Don't ask me.
**[06:57] Jun**
Anyway, we need to tell
Kamedake and Amamiya.
**[06:59] Sign**
All
**[06:59] Sign**
Club (Temp)
**[06:59] Sign**
Professor
**[06:59] Sign**
Naori
**[06:59] Sign**
Jinguji Rumi
**[07:01] Sign**
Jinguji Rumi
**[07:01] Sign**
Jinguji Rumi
**[07:01] Sign**
Voice call
**[07:01] Sign**
Today
**[07:01] Sign**
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time to talk today?
**[07:05] (Flashback) Naori**
Why not go?
**[07:06] (Flashback) Rumi**
Huh?
**[07:07] (Flashback) Naori**
If I were in your shoes,
I wouldn't even consider going.
**[07:11] (Flashback) Naori**
I wouldn't make Jun-kun decide.
But you were different.
**[07:16] (Flashback) Naori**
You're wavering, right?
**[07:18] (Flashback) Naori**
You're close enough that you
can't flatly turn him down.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Naori**
And you feel bad for him too, right?
**[07:25] (Flashback) Rumi**
That's not true...
**[07:27] (Flashback) Naori**
I wouldn't understand it one bit,
but let me say this anyway.
**[07:32] (Flashback) Naori**
I suggested it 'cause I wanna see how
Jun-kun would react if you decided to go.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Rumi**
Huh? That sounds like
you want to test Jun.
**[07:42] (Flashback) Naori**
What are you saying? You already tested him.
**[07:45] (Flashback) Naori**
Don't you realize what you just did?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Naori**
You wanted him to stop you, but he didn't.
**[07:52] (Flashback) Naori**
You got your answer, but you still
won't decide? Isn't that weird?
**[07:57] (Flashback) Naori**
Are you actually a nasty girl
**[07:59] (Flashback) Naori**
who wants to keep the basketball boy
around 'cause he's a convenient tool?
**[08:04] (Flashback) Naori**
If that's the case, I will say no more.
**[08:07] (Flashback) Naori**
Actually, I may want to give you props.
**[08:11] (Flashback) Rumi**
Why do you have to be so mean?
**[08:13] (Flashback) Naori**
Me? Aren't you the one being mean?
**[08:16] (Flashback) Naori**
If I'm wrong, then just go.
And tell me how Jun-kun reacts.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Rumi**
What if Jun stops me?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Naori**
What, you mean to say that'll put you in
the driver's seat? Then he'll be yours?
**[08:31] (Flashback) Rumi**
That's not what I meant.
**[08:33] (Flashback) Naori**
It's fine. Don't worry about that.
**[08:35] (Flashback) Naori**
I'm just curious what Jun-kun will do.
**[08:41] (Flashback) Naori**
Besides...
**[08:46] (Flashback) Naori**
I don't believe he'll
choose to do anything.
**[08:51] Kanako**
Rumi!
**[08:53] Kanako**
What're you spacing out for?
**[08:55] Rumi**
Sorry, I'm just thinking about something.
**[08:58] Kanako**
You didn't hear me call out to you?
**[09:00] Kanako**
Mizuma wanted to talk to
you the other day, right?
**[09:03] Kanako**
Hurry up and tell us what you talked about.
**[09:07] Girl A**
Did he ask you out?
**[09:10] Girl B**
Huh? Isn't he friends with Shirosaki?
**[09:13] Rumi**
I'll leave that up to your imagination.
**[09:17] Kanako**
Well, Reira?
**[09:20] Reira**
Don't ask me.
**[09:22] Reira**
Just tell 'em, Rumi. They're being a pain.
**[09:26] Rumi**
Nah, I'd feel bad for Mizuma.
**[09:29] Rumi**
Oops.
**[09:30] Kanako**
Wait, really?!
**[09:31] Girl B**
But wait, Mizuma's got game.
Lots of girls must be interested in him.
**[09:35] Girl C**
Yikes. She might get
attacked on the way home.
**[09:37] Kanako**
Rest assured, Rumi.
We'll guard you off the court, too.
**[09:42] Rumi**
Not very reassuring! Just leave me alone!
**[09:47] Rumi**
What's wrong?
**[09:49] Mai**
Nothing.
**[09:50] Mai**
Keep it between us,
but I dated Mizuma for a bit.
**[09:55] Rumi**
Huh?
**[09:56] Reira**
We need to lock up already.
**[09:58] Rumi**
Let's talk later.
**[10:00] Mai**
Yeah. I want to sit down
and discuss this, too.
**[10:03] Kanako**
What, going somewhere?
**[10:04] Kanako**
We'll join you.
**[10:06] Rumi**
Er...
**[10:07] Mai**
It's fine.
**[10:09] Kanako**
Huh?!
**[10:11] Kanako**
Wait, you really went out with Mizuma?!
**[10:13] Kanako**
Did you know, Reira?
**[10:16] Reira**
First I'm hearing of it. When was this?
**[10:19] Mai**
Around spring break. But, well...
**[10:22] Mai**
I got dumped real quick.
**[10:25] Mai**
He even said no at first
when I asked him out.
**[10:28] Mai**
But I begged him to at least
try it out for a week.
**[10:32] Kanako**
Seriously? You could've told me.
**[10:36] Mai**
How could I? I was acting so pathetic.
**[10:39] Rumi**
Not true. I went crying to Reira so
many times during my relationship.
**[10:43] Reira**
Yeah, she had a good moan
basically every day.
**[10:46] Rumi**
A good moan?
**[10:48] Kanako**
Why'd he dump you, by the way?
**[10:51] Mai**
That's our forward, always aggressive.
**[10:55] Mai**
He said he liked someone else.
**[10:57] Rumi**
Huh?
**[10:58] Kanako**
So that was it.
**[11:00] Kanako**
You gotta fix this, Rumi.
**[11:02] Rumi**
Easy for you to say.
**[11:04] Mai**
It's fine, Kanako.
**[11:06] Mai**
Please, Rumi. Tell me
what Mizuma said to you.
**[11:12] Rumi**
Okay.
**[11:18] Kanako**
Sigh...
**[11:20] Kanako**
Mizuma, Shirosaki, or whoever.
**[11:23] Kanako**
You guys are being such strangers.
Why won't you let me in on your secrets?
**[11:28] Reira**
Because they're secrets, probably.
**[11:31] Kanako**
Yeah, yeah. I'm the only one without
any dating experience, after all.
**[11:35] Kanako**
I get that it's awkward to talk about.
**[11:38] Kanako**
But we're friends. I wanna
be there for you guys.
**[11:41] Mai**
Yeah. Thanks, Kanako.
**[11:45] Kanako**
That aside, Rumi!
**[11:47] Kanako**
You need to go hang out with Mizuma!
**[11:49] Rumi**
Huh?
**[11:50] Kanako**
Go ask him about Mai.
**[11:53] Kanako**
You're not interested, so he's
better off getting back with her.
**[11:59] Mai**
Wait, Kanako. I'm not really...
**[12:01] Kanako**
You still like him, right?
**[12:03] Mai**
Well, yeah...
**[12:05] Kanako**
Then...
**[12:06] Rumi**
Okay. I'll go ask him.
**[12:09] Mai**
Are you sure, Rumi?
**[12:11] Rumi**
Yep. I need to do this for you.
**[12:16] Jun**
*I want to talk about last night.*
**[12:18] Sign**
Jun
**[12:18] Sign**
Voice call
**[12:18] Sign**
Today
**[12:18] Sign**
Jun: Sorry about last night.
Do you have time to talk today?
**[12:18] Sign**
Jun: I want to talk about last night.
I'll be waiting by the station.
**[12:19] Jun**
*I'll be waiting by the station.*
**[12:23] Sign**
Voice call
**[12:23] Sign**
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time
to talk today?
I want to talk about last night.
I'll be waiting by the station.
**[12:23] Sign**
Sorry.
**[12:23] Rumi**
*Sorry.*
**[12:23] Sign**
Jinguji Rumi
**[12:24] Sign**
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time
to talk today?
I want to talk about last night.
I'll be waiting by the station.
**[12:24] Sign**
Sorry.
**[12:24] Sign**
I don't think I can make it.
I'm still with teammates.
**[12:24] Rumi**
* I don't think I can make it.*
* I'm still with my teammates.*
**[12:29] Sign**
Roger that!
**[12:29] Sign**
Today
**[12:29] Sign**
Can I come over
for chess lessons?
**[12:29] Naori**
*Can I come over for chess lessons?*
**[12:33] Jun**
*Sure.*
**[12:36] Jun**
Now...
**[12:38] Jun**
How much do you remember about chess?
**[12:39] Naori**
Well, it's based off of the Indian
game of chaturanga, just like shogi.
**[12:43] Jun**
That's not what I mean.
**[12:44] Naori**
I know. You mean the rules, right?
**[12:48] Naori**
I remember a fair bit.
**[12:50] Naori**
But this piece here...
**[12:52] Naori**
The pawn? Didn't it have a
weird way of capturing pieces?
**[12:56] Jun**
You mean en passant?
Yeah, it's different from shogi.
**[13:01] Jun**
Do you know how to read the notation?
**[13:03] Naori**
The files are alphabetical and
the ranks are numerical, right?
**[13:06] Jun**
Hey, so you do know.
**[13:09] Jun**
Okay, so the 5th rank...
**[13:17] Rumi**
* Sorry about yesterday.*
* I'd like to talk about it, too.*
**[13:21] Rumi**
*I'll contact you again later.*
**[13:25] Jun**
Let's call it a night.
**[13:27] Naori**
Already? I wanna keep going for a bit.
**[13:30] Jun**
Your mom will worry if you're out too late.
**[13:32] Naori**
No way. You're our friendly
neighborhood neighbors.
**[13:36] Naori**
Heck, I could even stay the night.
**[13:37] Jun**
Uh, go home. We've got school tomorrow.
**[13:40] Naori**
So, I could stay over
if we didn't have school?
**[13:43] Jun**
That's not how it works.
**[13:45] Naori**
Tell me. When can I stay the night?
**[13:48] Jun**
Oh, come on. You know that's a bad idea.
**[13:51] Jun**
Oh, right. There's a novel
I've been meaning to tell you about.
**[13:55] Jun**
It's about chess, actually...
**[13:58] Jun**
Er, Naori?
**[14:02] Naori**
I wanna stay.
**[14:04] Jun**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[14:06] Naori**
Why was it okay when we were
kids but not okay now?
**[14:11] Jun**
You know why. Don't be a baby now, okay?
**[14:17] Jun**
But I get it. It'd be fun if we all spent
the night together like we used to.
**[14:22] Naori**
Not "we all."
**[14:26] Naori**
Sorry for being selfish.
**[14:28] Naori**
I'll go now.
**[14:33] Rumi**
I'm back.
**[14:39] Rumi**
Mom, where's Naori?
**[14:41] Jingujimom**
Over at Jun-kun's.
**[14:43] Rumi**
Oh, really?
**[14:46] Jun**
*No, I'm sorry, too.*
**[14:48] Jun**
*Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?*
**[14:48] Sign**
Sorry about yesterday.
I'd like to talk about it, too.
**[14:48] Sign**
I'll contact you again later.
**[14:48] Sign**
No, I'm sorry too.
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
**[14:48] Sign**
Jun
**[14:51] Naori**
I'm back.
**[14:53] Rumi**
Welcome home,
**[14:54] Sign**
Sorry about yesterday.
I'd like to talk about it, too.
**[14:54] Sign**
I'll contact you again later.
**[14:54] Sign**
No, I'm sorry too.
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
**[14:54] Sign**
Jun
**[14:54] Sign**
Sure.
**[14:54] Rumi**
Naori.
**[14:54] Sign**
I'll contact you again later.
**[14:54] Sign**
No, I'm sorry too.
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
**[14:54] Sign**
Jun
**[14:54] Sign**
Sure.
**[14:56] Rumi**
Naori's playing chess?
**[14:58] Rumi**
She used to hate it so much.
**[15:01] Jun**
It's a long story.
**[15:03] Jun**
Haven't you heard from Naori?
**[15:06] Rumi**
Heard what?
**[15:07] Jun**
Oh, so she didn't tell you.
**[15:10] Jun**
I'm not sure if I should be
the one to say it.
**[15:14] Rumi**
Should I pretend I don't know?
**[15:16] Jun**
That'd help. Okay, so...
**[15:18] Jun**
Naori suggested that we form a club.
**[15:21] Rumi**
Huh? What kinda club?
**[15:23] Jun**
Oh, we just get together and chat.
**[15:25] Rumi**
Uh, what?
**[15:27] Jun**
I had the same reaction at first.
But, yeah, that's where the chess comes in.
**[15:32] Rumi**
I see. Good luck with that.
**[15:35] Jun**
Thanks.
**[15:36] Jun**
Anyway, about the other night...
**[15:39] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[15:41] Jun**
I'm sorry. You were right to
say I was being irresponsible.
**[15:45] Jun**
Just... Ango's a good friend.
I couldn't do him dirty.
**[15:50] Jun**
But also, I'll admit that
I didn't like the idea.
**[15:54] Jun**
Honestly, I couldn't figure
out what I should do,
**[15:58] Jun**
so I simply wanted to hear your thoughts.
**[16:04] Jun**
That's why I said what I did.
**[16:07] Rumi**
Right. Mizuma's your friend.
**[16:11] Rumi**
I wanted you to stop me so badly that
I didn't account for that. Sorry.
**[16:17] Jun**
Let me apologize, too. Sorry.
**[16:20] Rumi**
You just said you didn't like the idea.
**[16:24] Rumi**
If I said I wanted to go hang out with
Mizuma, would you be against it?
**[16:27] Jun**
Are you going to?
**[16:28] Rumi**
I have something to ask him.
Oh, it's teammate-related.
**[16:34] Jun**
It's true. I don't like the idea.
**[16:38] Jun**
But I'm not your boyfriend.
**[16:41] Jun**
If anything, I'm the one
making things complicated.
**[16:45] Jun**
That's why I couldn't say it,
because it'd make me look pathetic.
**[16:51] Jun**
I know that Ango's a good dude.
And you need to talk to him, right?
**[16:57] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[16:58] Jun**
Then you should go.
**[17:01] Rumi**
Thanks.
**[17:04] Rumi**
Mizuma.
**[17:06] Rumi**
I'll go.
**[17:08] Sakaguchi**
You sure?
**[17:09] Rumi**
Yeah, but can we do tomorrow?
**[17:11] Sakaguchi**
How sudden.
**[17:13] Rumi**
Do you have plans?
**[17:14] Sakaguchi**
Nope, I'm free.
**[17:17] Rumi**
Okay. See you later, then.
**[17:23] Rumi**
What should I wear tomorrow?
**[17:27] Jingujimom**
Rumi.
**[17:28] Rumi**
What?
**[17:30] Jingujimom**
Naori's over next door again tonight.
**[17:34] Jingujimom**
Mrs. Shirosaki asked if you'd like
to join them for dinner, too.
**[17:38] Jingujimom**
Why don't you take them up on the offer?
**[17:42] Naori**
Okay, so...
**[17:43] Naori**
I get the dinner part, but that's
over. Why are you still here?
**[17:45] Rumi**
Hey, let me watch. You're playing
for the clubroom tomorrow, right?
**[17:51] Naori**
Jun-kun!
**[17:52] Jun**
Sorry.
**[17:53] Rumi**
Oops. My bad, Jun!
**[17:55] Naori**
It's fine. I wasn't trying to
keep it a secret or anything.
**[18:00] Naori**
But you now have one more DATURA, Jun-kun.
**[18:03] Naori**
Reach ten DATURA, and you get slapped.
**[18:05] Jun**
Don't use DATURA as a counter.
**[18:07] Rumi**
Who's winning right now?
**[18:10] Jun**
I hate to admit it, but
she's got the upper hand.
**[18:13] Naori**
But look, Jun-kun...
**[18:15] Naori**
Isn't my queen defenseless?
**[18:18] Jun**
I know that. But I'll lose if I take it.
**[18:21] Jun**
That's a Bobby Fischer move
if I've ever seen one.
**[18:25] Naori**
Come on, now.
**[18:26] Jun**
Fine. I'll take the bait.
**[18:27] Jun**
And I'm going to turn things around!
**[18:30] Naori**
Losing your cool in chess
equals defeat, y'know?
**[18:32] Jun**
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you're an expert.
**[18:39] Naori**
There, I win!
**[18:41] Naori**
I've been wanting to try
sacrificing the queen.
**[18:45] Jun**
You got me.
**[18:48] Jun**
I hate losing, but I can also rest easy now.
**[18:51] Jun**
You'll be fine tomorrow.
**[18:53] Naori**
Thanks.
**[18:54] Naori**
Y'know, were you trying to force
a stalemate in the middle there?
**[18:58] Rumi**
What's that?
**[19:00] Jun**
Chess has draws. I considered
it for a moment there.
**[19:04] Jun**
I can't believe she saw through that, too.
**[19:07] Naori**
Did you really think I'd let you?
**[19:09] Naori**
I'm adding one more DATURA as punishment.
**[19:12] Naori**
The slap's getting closer.
**[19:13] Jun**
Don't you dare! How will I explain
a slap mark to our parents?
**[19:17] Naori**
Wanna change it to a kiss mark, then?
**[19:19] Jun**
Some alternative that is!
I don't have any lipstick, either.
**[19:22] Rumi**
Huh?
**[19:22] Naori**
Huh?
**[19:24] Jun**
What?
**[19:27] Rumi**
Nothing. Don't worry about it.
**[19:29] Jun**
But you're laughing!
**[19:31] Naori**
I don't dislike that side of you, Jun-kun.
**[19:34] Rumi**
Yeah, me neither.
**[19:37] Rumi**
I see. Lipstick, huh?
**[19:40] Rumi**
Jun's always been like that.
He knows a lot, but he doesn't get it.
**[19:45] Naori**
A normal kid wouldn't smugly say that
5 is the most likely roll of the dice to get.
**[19:51] Rumi**
He did say that!
**[19:52] Rumi**
And then, he lost badly and
sulked, just like now.
**[19:56] Jun**
I'm not sulking! I never have!
**[19:59] Naori**
Don't laugh too much. He'll get angry.
**[20:03] Jun**
It's a bit late for that.
**[20:05] Rumi**
I feel like it's been a while since
we've had a laugh together like this.
**[20:19] Rumi**
Huh? Are you heading out too, Jun?
**[20:21] Jun**
Yeah.
**[20:22] Jun**
Well, I'm a bit early,
but I figured we should plan.
**[20:26] Rumi**
I see. She's actually up, for once.
**[20:30] Jun**
Are you going to see Ango now?
**[20:32] Rumi**
Yep. Good luck to you too, Jun.
**[20:35] Rumi**
Wait, Naori's the one playing, huh?
**[20:37] Rumi**
Anyway, I'm off.
**[20:39] Jun**
Take care.
**[20:41] Rumi**
I will, thanks.
**[20:55] Shiena**
I'm so sorry!
**[20:57] Toyoshige**
Late again?
**[20:59] Shiena**
I said sorry.
**[21:01] Shiena**
Here. Let me off with these.
**[21:03] Naori**
Very well. I hereby declare you not guilty.
**[21:06] Shiena**
Thank you, Nyao-Nyao!
**[21:08] Toyoshige**
Show some killer instinct, will you?
You've got a big match coming up.
**[21:12] Shiena**
Y'know...
**[21:13] Shiena**
Aren't you being awfully
cold toward me, Professor?
**[21:16] Ririsu**
Oh? Did she just get him?
**[21:19] Toyoshige**
I-I'm not being cold or anything.
**[21:22] Jun**
It was super effective.
**[21:29] Jun**
You want a drink, too?
**[21:30] Naori**
Yeah. I want some sugar
to keep my brain working.
**[21:35] Jun**
What happened to the pudding?
**[21:36] Naori**
That was for prep time.
The drink's for the match.
**[21:40] Jun**
Think you'll win?
**[21:41] Naori**
Oh, please. Poor is the pupil who
does not surpass her master.
**[21:45] Jun**
I taught you all you know, not everything
I know. But you picked it up anyway.
**[21:49] Jun**
Get whatever you like.
**[21:50] Naori**
Huh? You're treating me?
**[21:53] Jun**
Least I could do. Our clubroom's
fate is riding on you.
**[21:58] Naori**
Thanks!
**[22:06] Sign**
Sakaguchi Mizuma
**[22:06] Sign**
I'm serious about Rumi, okay?
# E11 - I'm Happy Just Knowing You Care
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ0P5Z/im-happy-just-knowing-you-care)
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***SIGN*** Love Is Indivisible by Twins
**[01:29] Sign**
Sakaguchi Mizuma
**[01:29] Sign**
I'm serious about Rumi, okay?
***SIGN*** 11. "I'm Happy Just Knowing You Care"
**[01:33] Naori**
Worried?
**[01:34] Jun**
Uh, about what?
**[01:36] Naori**
Sorry, I saw your screen.
**[01:39] Naori**
You can go if you're that worried.
**[01:42] Naori**
It's bothering you, right?
**[01:44] Naori**
But come back once it's
all sorted out, okay?
**[01:49] Naori**
And make it up to me.
**[01:51] Jun**
The chess game's about to start.
**[01:54] Naori**
But you're worried, aren't you?
**[01:56] Jun**
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
**[01:59] Naori**
You owe me for this.
You'd better make it up to me.
**[02:03] Jun**
Are you really sure?
**[02:05] Naori**
I'll make up an excuse for the others.
**[02:08] Naori**
Promise me you'll tell me
what happened later, though.
**[02:15] Jun**
Got it. Thanks, Naori.
**[02:22] Naori**
Where's my goodbye kiss?
**[02:24] Jun**
Wha?
**[02:27] Naori**
I'm so disappointed in you.
**[02:30] Naori**
Run along, now.
**[02:42] Naori**
Why the cheek?
**[02:45] Jun**
Wh-Why, you ask? I appreciate you, but..
**[02:49] Jun**
I can't go any further.
**[02:58] Naori**
Okay, off you go!
**[02:59] Naori**
Rumi's probably in Omiya.
**[03:02] Naori**
She said she was going to buy good luck
charms for her team seniors.
**[03:08] Naori**
*Damn, I'm such a best girl.*
**[03:12] Naori**
*So awesome, right?*
**[03:16] Sakaguchi**
Man, I haven't been here in ages.
**[03:19] Rumi**
Really?
**[03:20] Sakaguchi**
Not since grade school, maybe.
**[03:22] Rumi**
Yeah?
**[03:25] Sakaguchi**
I've been wondering...
**[03:27] Sakaguchi**
Were you originally a leftie?
**[03:30] Sakaguchi**
Like, you wear your wristband on the right.
**[03:32] Rumi**
Ah...
**[03:34] Rumi**
It's 'cause I hit a shot in junior basketball
when I wore one on my right wrist.
**[03:38] Sakaguchi**
Huh? That's it?
**[03:43] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[03:44] Rumi**
It's kinda like my superstition.
**[03:46] Sakaguchi**
That stuff helps, though.
**[03:49] Sakaguchi**
We're not getting charms like you girls are,
**[03:52] Sakaguchi**
but we're giving our seniors T-shirts
with handwritten messages, too.
**[03:56] Sakaguchi**
Messages that'd make them
impossible to wear in public.
**[03:59] Rumi**
You'll get the same thing when
it's your turn, you know?
**[04:03] Sakaguchi**
Yeah.
**[04:05] Sakaguchi**
I'll wear it out anyway.
**[04:07] Rumi**
That sounds like you.
**[04:12] Sakaguchi**
Say...
**[04:14] Sakaguchi**
What do you like about Shirosaki?
**[04:19] Rumi**
H-Hm... I dunno.
**[04:24] Sakaguchi**
What the heck?
**[04:26] Sakaguchi**
There has be something.
**[04:28] Rumi**
Well, it's like...
We've always been together.
**[04:32] Rumi**
So it's kinda the default, I guess?
**[04:35] Sakaguchi**
Would I have had a chance
if he wasn't around?
**[04:39] Rumi**
Hm... I guess we'll never know. Sorry.
**[04:43] Sakaguchi**
Don't apologize. It hurts when you do.
**[04:48] Rumi**
Sor...
**[04:49] Couplef**
So, who is it? Tell me.
**[04:51] Couplem**
What're you talking about?
**[04:51] Couplef**
Come on! You can tell me!
**[04:55] Rumi**
Any chance of you going back?
**[04:58] Rumi**
To Mai.
**[05:02] Sakaguchi**
So this is how it feels.
**[05:05] Sakaguchi**
I get it now.
**[05:07] Sakaguchi**
I'm the same as you.
**[05:09] Sakaguchi**
I don't dislike her, but I have
no feelings for her at all.
**[05:15] Sakaguchi**
But she kept trying and trying.
I honestly wished she'd just stop.
**[05:19] Sakaguchi**
You feel the same, right?
**[05:22] Sakaguchi**
Man, nothing goes right.
**[05:28] Sakaguchi**
How about you? Can you and
Shirosaki make it work?
**[05:34] Rumi**
Well, you know, nothing ever goes right.
**[05:42] Furuma**
Can we start?
**[05:45] Naori**
Yeah.
**[05:50] Furuma**
You can have white.
**[05:53] Naori**
I'll take you up on that.
**[06:03] Furuma**
You must be real smart.
**[06:05] Naori**
What makes you think so?
**[06:07] Furuma**
You know your chess. Did that boy teach you?
**[06:12] Naori**
Yeah. He loves the game.
**[06:15] Furuma**
He and I might just get along.
**[06:18] Naori**
I think so, too. He's also a sci-fi buff.
**[06:21] Naori**
You were reading Heinlein the other day.
**[06:24] Furuma**
I see. It seems I made the
right choice picking you.
**[06:29] Furuma**
"The caterpillar, the chrysalis too,"
**[06:31] Furuma**
"Showed the bright future butterfly."
**[06:34] Naori**
Mephistopheles.
**[06:35] Naori**
Are you hitting on me right now?
**[06:42] Furuma**
Not bad. Heck, a far better
answer than I expected.
**[06:45] Furuma**
Are you a fan of Goethe?
**[06:47] Naori**
Not particularly. I just read the
books because we had them at home.
**[06:50] Shiena**
Oh, Goethe's the guy with the "Only hands
can wash hands" quote that Spike knew.
**[06:53] Furuma**
I see. I'm impressed you
figured it out, though.
**[06:56] Naori**
All my friends are like this, you see.
**[07:00] Furuma**
Sounds like fun.
**[07:02] Naori**
Yes, it is.
**[07:06] Furuma**
Very well.
**[07:08] Furuma**
I'll let you have the room.
**[07:11] Shiena**
For real? Thanks!
**[07:13] Shiena**
I knew Nyao-Nyao was a
better choice than Zaki!
**[07:15] Shiena**
Nyao-Nyao for the win!
**[07:17] Naori**
Quiet, Shiena!
**[07:18] Toyoshige**
You mean we can have the
clubroom win or lose, right?
**[07:23] Naori**
Professor!
**[07:24] Furuma**
Yeah, that's right.
**[07:26] Ririsu**
Thank you.
**[07:28] Ririsu**
Can we get that in writing, just in case?
**[07:31] Naori**
Shall we get it signed in blood?
I have a box cutter.
**[07:34] Ririsu**
Settle down, Sensei.
**[07:37] Furuma**
If you don't mind, can we continue our game?
**[07:39] Furuma**
I want to play regardless
of the clubroom issue.
**[07:45] Furuma**
I wasn't that attached to
the room in the first place.
**[07:48] Furuma**
I simply didn't appreciate
being asked to hand it over.
**[07:52] Furuma**
The game continues.
**[07:54] Furuma**
That is my condition for
letting you have the room.
**[07:58] Furuma**
What do you say?
**[08:01] Naori**
"You send me to the Void,"
**[08:03] Naori**
"So I'll increase the power
and skill employed."
**[08:11] (Flashback) Naori**
She said she was going to
buy good luck charms.
**[08:19] Jun**
*How's it going?*
**[08:28] Ririsu**
*They're still playing.*
**[08:29] Ririsu**
*But he agreed to let us have the clubroom.*
**[08:32] Jun**
Huh?
**[08:33] Jun**
What does that mean?
**[08:37] Jun**
*Let me know when they finish.*
**[09:00] Jun**
*Did they go somewhere for a bite?*
**[09:02] Jun**
*No, I should check the park first.*
**[09:05] Jun**
*Dammit!*
**[09:07] Jun**
* I'm gonna live a life where*
* I never have to run again!*
**[09:20] Rumi**
That's mean.
**[09:21] Sakaguchi**
You said it, not me.
**[09:23] Rumi**
Guess I'm mean, too.
**[09:25] Sakaguchi**
I'm not gonna deny it for you, okay?
**[09:28] Rumi**
I know.
**[09:29] Jun**
Rumi!
**[09:32] Rumi**
Jun? Why are you here?
**[09:35] Sakaguchi**
So you came.
**[09:37] Jun**
How could I not, after
that message you sent me?
**[09:41] Sakaguchi**
All I did was tell you how I felt.
**[09:45] Sakaguchi**
So, are you here to tell
me not to take your girl?
**[09:50] Sakaguchi**
Wow, you're out of breath. Did you run here?
**[09:54] Jun**
Shut it. It's your fault.
**[09:57] Jun**
Judging from that message you sent me...
**[10:01] Jun**
you have something to say to me, don't you?
**[10:05] Rumi**
What's all this about?
Don't keep me in the dark.
**[10:08] Jun**
Sorry. Just give me a minute.
**[10:11] Jun**
I need to talk to Ango—
**[10:12] Sakaguchi**
This involves Rumi, too.
You should tell her.
**[10:16] Sakaguchi**
Or it's not gonna sit right with me, either.
**[10:21] Jun**
Fine.
**[10:23] Jun**
There's something I must tell you, Rumi.
**[10:27] Rumi**
Where's all this coming from?
**[10:30] Jun**
My bad for not making things clear.
**[10:32] Jun**
And I apologize for everything else, too.
**[10:37] Jun**
I'm sorry.
**[10:38] Rumi**
Wait, what?
**[10:40] Jun**
It meant the world to me that you liked
me and asked me to go out with you.
**[10:46] Jun**
While we did end up breaking up,
**[10:49] Jun**
I kept thinking we could
still get back together.
**[10:54] Jun**
But I started to realize
that wasn't right.
**[10:58] Jun**
And I don't mean that I started
to prefer Naori or anything.
**[11:01] Jun**
I still can't really put it into words.
**[11:05] Jun**
The more I talk about it, the further
I drift from how I really feel.
**[11:10] Jun**
That's why I didn't make myself clear.
**[11:14] Jun**
No...
**[11:16] Jun**
I told myself I didn't have
to make myself clear.
**[11:19] Jun**
But I can't anymore. It just feels wrong.
**[11:24] Jun**
Rumi, I love both you and Naori.
**[11:27] Jun**
To be perfectly clear,
I love you two the same!
**[11:31] Jun**
I know that sounds all
kinds of messed up, but...
**[11:35] Jun**
I can't choose either of you after
all the times we've spent together.
**[11:41] Jun**
Of course, I'm aware that's
not really a valid excuse.
**[11:47] Jun**
I'll admit it. I was simply running away.
**[11:51] Jun**
My weakness hurt you two and stressed
you out, but I pretended not to see it.
**[11:58] Jun**
I may keep you waiting even longer,
stress you out even more...
**[12:03] Jun**
But...
**[12:05] Jun**
I promise I'll make a decision.
**[12:08] Jun**
If you'd be willing to accept
and overlook my weak nature,
**[12:14] Jun**
could you please give
me time to overcome it?
**[12:18] Rumi**
What?
**[12:19] Rumi**
H-Hold up.
**[12:22] Rumi**
I'm happy to hear you say
that, but it also hurts.
**[12:28] Rumi**
Got it.
**[12:30] Rumi**
I'll wait.
**[12:33] Rumi**
Now the ball is in your—
**[12:34] Sakaguchi**
Aren't you just putting it off?
**[12:38] Sakaguchi**
You haven't decided shit.
**[12:41] Sakaguchi**
And I can't accept that,
as the guy who asked Rumi out.
**[12:45] Rumi**
Mizuma...
**[12:46] Sakaguchi**
"Wait for me"? Easy for you to say.
**[12:50] Sakaguchi**
Who do you think you are?
**[12:53] Rumi**
But I'm happy just knowing that
Jun's taking it seriously.
**[12:58] Sakaguchi**
You keep spoiling him.
That's why he has such a big head.
**[13:04] Rumi**
I don't spoil him.
**[13:04] Jun**
I do not have a big head.
**[13:06] Jun**
It'd be an insult to choose
without thinking it through.
**[13:09] Sakaguchi**
I'd pick Rumi in an instant.
**[13:12] Sakaguchi**
You're being too greedy, man.
**[13:14] Sakaguchi**
Pick one, grades or girl.
**[13:17] Sakaguchi**
Quit trying to hog everything for yourself.
**[13:19] Sakaguchi**
Did you have a crane wife in your past life?
**[13:22] Sakaguchi**
Now I'm pissed off. Let me punch you.
**[13:25] Jun**
Here we go again.
**[13:27] Jun**
Spare some glycogen for your brain,
not just your muscles.
**[13:30] Sakaguchi**
What do you even see in this guy, Rumi?
**[13:33] Sakaguchi**
You can't trust him to be there
for you when it matters.
**[13:36] Rumi**
Y-Yeah... Naori said something similar, too.
**[13:40] Jun**
Hey, Rumi!
**[13:41] Rumi**
But he's always put us first, okay?
**[13:46] Rumi**
Whenever I fought with Naori,
or got yelled at by my mom...
**[13:49] Rumi**
Whenever I was down, he gave
me a shoulder to cry on.
**[13:52] Rumi**
He may go down without a fight,
but I think he'll be there for me.
**[13:58] Rumi**
Right?
**[13:59] Jun**
What do you mean, go down without a fight?
**[14:01] Jun**
The law places limits on an
individual's use of force.
**[14:05] Jun**
If you can't talk it out,
it's better to rely on the state—
**[14:09] Sakaguchi**
Yeah, he'll go down like a sack of potatoes.
**[14:11] Jun**
Shut up.
**[14:13] Rumi**
You two are always like this.
**[14:15] Jun**
Wha?
**[14:15] Sakaguchi**
Wha?
**[14:17] Rumi**
Anyway, I've been meaning to ask...
**[14:21] Rumi**
Why are you here?
**[14:24] Rumi**
And how'd you know we were here?
**[14:27] Rumi**
Mizuma, did you—
**[14:28] Sakaguchi**
I didn't tell him.
I did get the ball rolling, though.
**[14:31] Sakaguchi**
I wanted to know how he really felt.
**[14:33] Jun**
Congrats, Ango. You shot
me right between the eyes.
**[14:40] Jun**
And, uh...
**[14:42] Jun**
Naori told me you'd be here.
**[14:44] Rumi**
Knew it.
**[14:45] Sakaguchi**
I see now.
**[14:47] Jun**
I've stayed too long.
**[14:49] Jun**
I'm heading back.
**[14:51] Sakaguchi**
Huh? I should be the one leaving.
**[14:53] Sakaguchi**
You make sure Rumi gets home.
**[14:56] Jun**
Uh, but I need to...
**[14:58] Sakaguchi**
Don't "uh, but" me. Put yourself
in my shoes for a second.
**[15:02] Jun**
Oh...
**[15:03] Jun**
Right. Got it.
**[15:08] Sakaguchi**
See ya, then.
**[15:14] Furuma**
I resign.
**[15:15] Furuma**
You got me. I admit defeat.
**[15:19] Furuma**
I'd like to play you again,
if you don't mind.
**[15:23] Naori**
You poor thing. I feel so bad for you.
**[15:26] Naori**
You'll have to offer me
something for a rematch.
**[15:28] Ririsu**
Just play him, Sensei.
**[15:30] Ririsu**
I bet you're thinking of offering
some kind of humiliating condition.
**[15:35] Ririsu**
But Furuma-senpai let us have the
clubroom. We need to be thankful.
**[15:39] Ririsu**
Don't you dare ask him to be a human
chair or try to change the way he talks.
**[15:46] Naori**
I'll think about it.
**[15:47] Naori**
Thank you for your time today.
**[15:49] Ririsu**
Hey, Sensei! Where are you going?
**[15:52] Naori**
Restroom.
**[15:53] Shiena**
I'll go with!
**[15:54] Toyoshige**
Talk about free spirits.
**[15:56] Furuma**
Agreed.
**[15:58] Shiena**
What's the plan after this, Nyao-Nyao?
**[16:01] Naori**
I'm gonna go home for a bit and prep first.
**[16:04] Naori**
How about you? Will you wait with the Chief?
**[16:06] Shiena**
Why not just come over?
We'll have dinner at my place.
**[16:11] Shiena**
You told them that you're
staying over with me anyway.
**[16:14] Naori**
Right you are, Shiena the Wise.
**[16:16] Shiena**
Praise me more!
**[16:17] Shiena**
I do feel like I'm doing
Rumichi dirty, though.
**[16:20] Naori**
I'm letting Rumi have Jun-kun
right now, aren't I?
**[16:24] Naori**
So it evens out.
**[16:27] Naori**
He's still with her.
**[16:30] Naori**
*See? It's totally fine.*
**[16:32] Naori**
*I have no reason to hold back.*
**[16:36] Jun**
Oh, on the day of the fireworks show?
**[16:39] Jun**
It was easier to slip away than
it was to find them later.
**[16:42] Rumi**
We must've looked so fishy.
**[16:44] Rumi**
And you had to make it worse by saying,
"Oh, you got separated too, Rumi?"
**[16:48] Rumi**
If Moriwaki hadn't dropped his takoyaki and
made a mess, we would've been grilled.
**[16:52] Jun**
Wow, you remember that?
**[16:54] Rumi**
Yeah, I remember.
**[16:56] Rumi**
Of course I do.
**[17:00] Jun**
Shall we get going?
**[17:03] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[17:07] Rumi**
Huh?
**[17:09] Rumi**
Naori isn't here?
**[17:11] Jingujimom**
She and Kame-chan are staying
over at Amamiya-san's.
**[17:14] Jingujimom**
She came home for a change of
clothes and left right away.
**[17:17] Rumi**
She never told me.
**[17:19] Rumi**
I bought a whole kilo of meat.
**[17:22] Jingujimom**
Jun-kun's here, so it probably works out.
**[17:24] Rumi**
Yeah.
**[17:30] Sign**
Naori
**[17:30] Sign**
Okay, later
**[17:30] Sign**
Naori
**[17:30] Sign**
Thanks!
**[17:30] Sign**
Today
**[17:30] Sign**
We're having dinner with Jun
**[17:31] Rumi**
*We're having dinner with Jun.*
**[17:33] Naori**
*I know. Can't make it tonight.*
**[17:33] Sign**
Naori
**[17:33] Sign**
I know.
**[17:34] Sign**
Can't make it tonight.
**[17:36] Jingujimom**
Rumi, take your shower and help me out here.
**[17:40] Rumi**
Okay.
**[17:43] Rumi**
*What is she playing at?*
**[17:46] Rumi**
*Did she give up?*
**[17:48] Rumi**
*Nope, not a chance.*
**[17:51] Rumi**
*Whatever.*
**[17:54] Rumi**
*Only Naori knows what she's thinking.*
**[17:58] Jun**
Seriously? We had so much to talk about.
**[18:02] Rumi**
Why are you so disappointed?
**[18:04] Rumi**
Wait, you didn't know either?
**[18:06] Jun**
Nope.
**[18:08] Rumi**
Wanna call her later?
**[18:09] Jun**
Nah, it can wait for when I see her.
**[18:14] Rumi**
Is this about today?
**[18:15] Jun**
Yeah. I want to tell Naori, too.
**[18:19] Rumi**
Oh... but—
**[18:21] Jingujidad**
I'm back.
**[18:23] Jingujidad**
Oh, hey, Jun-kun.
**[18:25] Jun**
Hey. I'm here for dinner.
**[18:29] Rumi**
We're having chilled shabu-shabu
tonight. Jun's request.
**[18:38] Shiena**
Well, didn't I cook it
to perfection? It's art!
**[18:42] Ririsu**
It's soft, but not the least bit watery!
**[18:45] Shiena**
I know, right?
**[18:47] Shiena**
Try the garlic chips too, Nyao-Nyao.
They're homemade.
**[18:51] Naori**
Not tonight.
**[18:52] Ririsu**
I thought you were a fan, though?
**[18:55] Naori**
I am. Just not tonight.
**[18:57] Ririsu**
Huh?
**[19:00] Ririsu**
Shiena-chan, take the meat away
and serve her some raw tomatoes.
**[19:04] Ririsu**
If you're worried about smelling like garlic,
there has to be a boy involved.
**[19:09] Ririsu**
You lewd, slutty sow!
**[19:12] Naori**
Wha... I'm not entirely
uncognizant of my lewd nature,
**[19:16] Naori**
but I vehemently deny being a slutty sow!
**[19:19] Shiena**
Oh, right, you're making
a move on Zaki tonight.
**[19:22] Naori**
Hey! Shiena!
**[19:24] Shiena**
I don't wanna let you go,
but I am cheering you on.
**[19:26] Shiena**
The garlic will give you power. Eat up.
**[19:28] Naori**
Sure doesn't sound like
you're cheering me on!
**[19:30] Ririsu**
I'm starting to see the whole picture now.
**[19:33] Ririsu**
Awful. Deplorable.
**[19:34] Naori**
You say that, but it's
do-or-die time for me, too!
**[19:39] Ririsu**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[19:41] Naori**
*That's* your problem?!
**[19:42] Shiena**
You jealous too, Riripon? Wow, how cute.
**[19:46] Shiena**
But nope.
**[19:46] Shiena**
Nyao-Nyao is mine!
**[19:50] Naori**
I mean...
**[19:51] Naori**
If I told you, you'd call me a lewd,
slutty sow of a pretty queen!
**[19:56] Naori**
And you did!
**[19:57] Ririsu**
Hold up. I never said the last part.
**[20:00] Ririsu**
I get wanting to appeal
to his lust and all.
**[20:04] Shiena**
I don't! I'm going with you!
**[20:07] Ririsu**
Our victory party turned into
a send-off party instead.
**[20:09] Naori**
Can you try not to sound so sad about it?
**[20:12] Ririsu**
I mean, we're talking
about Shirosaki-kun here.
**[20:14] Ririsu**
I can picture you having all
kinds of trouble already.
**[20:18] Naori**
I told you, it's do-or-die time for me.
**[20:21] Naori**
Given that, do you really think
I'd go in without a plan?
**[20:24] Ririsu**
I hope you won't have to
beat a hasty retreat.
**[20:29] Jingujidad**
Japanese sci-fi films tend to be mocked,
**[20:32] Jingujidad**
but I believe this one is a classic.
**[20:35] Jun**
I've never watched it before.
**[20:37] Jun**
It kinda reminds me of *Shin Godzilla*,
though I'm guessing this was the inspiration.
**[20:41] Jun**
It kinda breaks out of the tokusatsu genre.
**[20:44] Rumi**
Jun, can we go to the convenience store?
**[20:47] Jun**
Huh?
**[20:49] Jun**
Sure.
**[20:51] Jingujimom**
Buy some milk while you're there.
**[20:53] Jun**
Got it.
**[20:55] Jingujidad**
Rumi, I see you're starting
to be as assertive as Naori.
**[20:58] Rumi**
I'm going on an errand.
Don't put us in the same boat.
**[21:02] Jingujidad**
Even your denials are
starting to resemble hers.
**[21:04] Rumi**
Oh, shut up already.
**[21:06] Rumi**
Come on, let's go.
**[21:08] Rumi**
Is there anything you need, Jun?
I'll buy it for you as thanks.
**[21:12] Jun**
I thought you wanted to get something.
**[21:16] Rumi**
I just wanted to talk with you.
**[21:18] Jun**
I feel like we talked an
awful lot today, though.
**[21:23] Rumi**
And it was fun.
**[21:25] Rumi**
Was it fun for you?
**[21:27] Jun**
What's this now?
**[21:28] Rumi**
I'm asking you if you had fun.
**[21:31] Jun**
I did.
**[21:33] Rumi**
Good.
**[21:43] Jun**
I'm gonna be sore all over tomorrow.
**[21:46] Rumi**
Really? You didn't even walk all that much.
**[21:49] Rumi**
You just rushed to the park a little, right?
**[21:53] Jun**
Yeah.
**[21:55] Rumi**
You really should work out a little.
**[21:58] Jun**
Nope, I'll pass on that.
**[22:01] Jun**
I've decided to live a
life devoid of running.
**[22:04] Rumi**
Sheesh.
**[22:05] Rumi**
You really hate exercising, huh?
**[22:08] Rumi**
Fine. I'll stop suggesting it...
**[22:10] Rumi**
As much.
**[22:12] Rumi**
Thanks for everything today. Good night.
**[22:16] Jun**
Good night.
**[23:23] Naori**
Shh. Keep it down.
**[23:27] Jun**
What are you doing here?
I thought you were at Amamiya's.
**[23:31] Naori**
Yeah, but I came back.
**[23:32] Jun**
Did something happen?
**[23:35] Jun**
What's wrong?
**[23:38] Naori**
Let me stay the night.
# E12 - My Feelings Right Now
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU82XD7/my-feelings-right-now)
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**[00:01] Naori**
Let me stay the night.
**[00:02] Jun**
Huh? Wait...
**[00:06] Jun**
You mean at my place?
**[00:07] Naori**
Do that, and I'll consider
us even for today.
**[00:11] Jun**
Are you being serious right now?
**[00:12] Naori**
Of course.
**[00:14] Naori**
No?
**[00:16] Jun**
Well, it's more like nobody's home tonight.
**[00:19] Naori**
That's exactly why.
**[00:22] Naori**
What's the problem?
I'm just going to stay the night.
**[00:25] Jun**
I mean...
**[00:26] Naori**
You ran off to see Rumi and
didn't even come back.
**[00:30] Naori**
I know I told you it was okay,
but I was actually a bit hurt by that.
**[00:36] Jun**
Yeah, but...
**[00:39] Naori**
Do you hate me? Am I being annoying?
**[00:42] Naori**
You don't even want to see me?
**[00:45] Jun**
You know it's not like that.
**[00:47] Jun**
I love both you and Rumi.
**[00:51] Jun**
And I care about you two.
**[00:53] Jun**
That's why I can't give you an answer.
**[00:56] Jun**
Not right away.
**[00:58] Naori**
If you love me so much,
just let me stay over.
**[01:00] Naori**
If you don't, I'll camp outdoors
or run off with some rando.
**[01:06] Jun**
Why are you so set on this?
**[01:08] Jun**
Whatever. Do what you want.
***SIGN*** 12. "My Feelings Right Now"
**[01:12] Naori**
Each home has a peculiar scent, huh?
**[01:15] Naori**
And this smells like your place.
**[01:16] Jun**
Really?
**[01:18] Naori**
What, did you work out or something?
**[01:20] Naori**
If it bothers you, you can go take a bath.
**[01:22] Naori**
I'll go after you.
**[01:23] Jun**
You want to take a bath here, too?
**[01:25] Naori**
I couldn't take one at Shiena's
place. I might reek of steak.
**[01:30] Jun**
Go first, then. I'll lay your
futon out in the meantime.
**[01:34] Naori**
No, you first.
**[01:35] Jun**
I'll go later.
**[01:37] Naori**
Do you want to soak in my
bathsoup or something?
**[01:40] Naori**
Wait, are you gonna check for body hair?
**[01:42] Naori**
Stop that, you perv! It's embarrassing.
**[01:45] Jun**
Okay, okay. Quit saying all that.
**[01:49] Naori**
Put in some bath salt if you have any.
Preferably a bubbly one.
**[01:53] Jun**
Like we'd have that crap.
**[01:57] Pa**
*Filling the bath.*
**[02:00] Jun**
* What is wrong with Naori?*
* Why is she putting me through this?*
**[02:07] Naori**
What does John Williams bring to mind?
**[02:09] Jun**
*Schindler's List,* maybe?
**[02:11] Naori**
Not *Star Wars*?
**[02:13] Naori**
You often miss the mark,
though, so I'm not surprised.
**[02:16] Jun**
What do you mean, miss the mark?
**[02:18] Naori**
You never pick the popular option.
**[02:20] Jun**
Not true.
**[02:22] Jun**
I like *E.T.* and *Jurassic Park*
as much as anybody.
**[02:25] Jun**
Like you're one to talk, anyway.
**[02:28] Naori**
I'm okay with whatever's entertaining.
**[02:31] Naori**
I don't even have anything
against sci-fi and mystery.
**[02:35] Naori**
Not that I'd ever tell Dad that.
**[02:37] Jun**
Why not? Tell him.
**[02:39] Naori**
No way.
**[02:40] Naori**
What do I get out of making him happy?
**[02:44] Jun**
You're such a pain.
**[02:45] Naori**
Wha? Look who's talking!
**[02:47] Jun**
Now look...
**[02:49] Pa**
*The bath is ready.*
**[02:52] Naori**
You heard her. Go on, then.
**[02:56] Jun**
No peeping, okay?
**[02:59] Naori**
DATURA! That's my line!
**[03:07] Jun**
Huh?
**[03:10] Jun**
Naori! Did you just turn off the lights?
**[03:12] Jun**
Can we not pretend we're in *The Shining*?!
**[03:16] Jun**
Give me a break—
**[03:25] Naori**
Want me to wash your back?
**[03:28] Jun**
Wh-What's wrong with you?!
Quit messing around!
**[03:32] Naori**
I'm not.
**[03:33] Naori**
Can we keep the lights off?
It'd be embarrassing with them on.
**[03:36] Jun**
That's not the issue!
**[03:40] Naori**
I'm joining you.
**[03:41] Jun**
Well, I'm getting out, so move.
**[03:43] Naori**
Nope. You need to soak first.
**[03:46] Jun**
Quit sounding like my mother. Naori, please.
**[03:51] Naori**
What's the big deal? It'd basically
be margin of error at this point.
**[03:55] Jun**
Margin of error?
So, you'll let me go if I get in?
**[03:59] Naori**
Yeah.
**[04:03] Naori**
Doesn't thinking about how we're naked
right now make your heart race?
**[04:10] Naori**
It does for me.
**[04:12] Naori**
My heart's this close to exploding.
**[04:16] Naori**
Hey, who said you could leave?!
**[04:20] Naori**
You idiot. If you run out now,
**[04:23] Naori**
Jason's going to get you first.
**[04:29] (Flashback) Ririsu**
I'll go let Master Yoda know.
**[04:31] (Flashback) Shiena**
Okie-dokie!
**[04:34] (Flashback) Shiena**
It's happening, huh, Nyao-Nyao?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Shiena**
Gah, I'm so nervous!
**[04:39] (Flashback) Shiena**
I wanna walk her there and
ensure she seals the deal.
**[04:42] (Flashback) Naori**
What're you, some kind of pimp?
**[04:44] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Oh, hey, we talking lewd matters?
**[04:45] (Flashback) Naori**
You don't need to know. Go away.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Don't be so cranky. We should be
celebrating getting a clubroom.
**[04:53] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Is this about Shirosaki?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Naori**
None of your business, Professor.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Okay, but the dude bailed from
the match and still hasn't showed up.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
And we have here a gal
in a visibly foul mood.
**[05:05] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
I can't not be curious. Besides...
**[05:08] (Flashback) Naori**
"Besides," what?
**[05:10] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
I'm your friend too, aren't I?
**[05:14] (Flashback) Naori**
Does saying that not make you cringe?
**[05:17] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Huh? Why would it?
**[05:18] (Flashback) Naori**
Oh, forget it.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
As your friend, mind if
I ask another question?
**[05:24] (Flashback) Naori**
What?
**[05:25] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Jinguji... what do you like about Shirosaki?
**[05:30] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Tell me it's not just because
your sister got to him first.
**[05:34] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
If it actually is that, then why
put yourself through all the pain?
**[05:38] (Flashback) Toyoshige**
Sorry, that doesn't make much sense, huh?
**[05:41] (Flashback) Naori**
Yeah, it really doesn't.
**[05:45] Naori**
* Is he implying I'm just doing this*
* because Rumi started dating him first?*
**[05:49] Naori**
*Hell no. It's not like that.*
**[05:52] Naori**
*I really do love Jun-kun.*
**[05:55] Naori**
* I'm competing with Rumi because I love him,*
* not because I don't wanna lose.*
**[05:59] Naori**
* Now, am I doing this 100*
* percent purely out of love?*
**[06:03] Naori**
* Not really. There might be a hint of*
* jealousy and possessiveness involved.*
**[06:07] Naori**
* But that doesn't mean my*
* love for him isn't real.*
**[06:11] Naori**
I won't let anyone say it isn't!
**[06:14] Naori**
Thanks for the bath.
**[06:17] Jun**
Sure. There's a futon waiting
for you in the guest room.
**[06:20] Naori**
Thanks, but I want to sleep
in your bed tonight.
**[06:23] Jun**
That's fine. I'll change the sheets.
**[06:26] Naori**
Not what I mean.
**[06:27] Naori**
Let's sleep together.
**[06:29] Jun**
Are you insane?
**[06:31] Naori**
We'll just sleep in the same bed. No?
**[06:35] Jun**
No.
**[06:36] Naori**
But I want to. Please.
**[06:40] Naori**
The game today was fun. Wanna know more?
**[06:43] Jun**
Obviously. You got us the clubroom, right?
**[06:47] Naori**
Right. Maple said he'd let us have
it before the game even finished.
**[06:51] Naori**
Well, I won anyway, but he acted
like he was doing us a favor.
**[06:56] Jun**
Stop badmouthing him.
We owe him for the clubroom.
**[07:00] Naori**
What?
**[07:02] Naori**
That Mephistopheles-Coppélius-Pygmalion
Complex-Professor Higgins hybrid?
**[07:10] Jun**
Is Furuma-senpai really like that?
**[07:13] Naori**
Beats me. I don't really
care about that Maple!
**[07:16] Jun**
Whoa!
**[07:17] Naori**
Scoot in. I'll fall off!
**[07:19] Jun**
Hey, quit pushing me!
**[07:25] Naori**
Why'd you run out of the bath?
**[07:29] Jun**
I had to. I'm a guy, you know?
**[07:32] Naori**
I know that.
**[07:34] Jun**
We're not dating.
**[07:36] Jun**
None of this is really okay.
**[07:39] Jun**
So it's the first and last time.
**[07:43] Naori**
So it'd be okay if we dated?
**[07:46] Naori**
Go out with me, Jun-kun.
**[07:49] Jun**
Like I said earlier, I can't right now.
**[07:53] Jun**
Give me time.
**[07:54] Naori**
I've been waiting forever!
**[07:57] Naori**
You know that, don't you?
**[07:58] Naori**
It's not fair.
**[08:02] Naori**
Kiss me. And not on the cheek.
**[08:17] Naori**
I love you.
**[08:18] Jun**
Yeah.
**[08:20] Naori**
Let's just start going out in secret.
And let's go all the way.
**[08:24] Jun**
Not happening.
**[08:27] Naori**
Are you that concerned about Rumi?
**[08:30] Jun**
Duh.
**[08:31] Jun**
I don't want to lie to
her or break her trust.
**[08:39] Naori**
"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit..."
**[08:42] Jun**
"...and yesterday I saw a deer,"
**[08:45] Jun**
"and today you."
**[09:01] Toyoshige**
Are you bragging?
**[09:02] Toyoshige**
Bragging disguised as asking for advice?
**[09:04] Toyoshige**
First-world problems,
as they say? Is that right?
**[09:08] Jun**
Yeah, right. Put yourself in my
shoes and you'll understand.
**[09:13] Toyoshige**
Shirosaki, you're on the brink
of losing a friend for life.
**[09:18] Toyoshige**
I have just one question.
**[09:20] Toyoshige**
Did you do it?
**[09:22] Jun**
No.
**[09:23] Toyoshige**
But why? Why didn't you go for it?!
**[09:26] Jun**
How could I? We're not dating or anything!
**[09:29] Toyoshige**
But you did kiss her, didn't you?
**[09:34] Toyoshige**
I see.
**[09:37] Toyoshige**
So you went all, like,
**[09:40] Toyoshige**
"Thrust in your sickle and reap,
for the harvest of the earth is ripe"?
**[09:44] Jun**
Uh...
**[09:46] Toyoshige**
Did you make her say, "It's hot, Gamera"?!
**[09:48] Jun**
Isn't that Iris's line?
You're insulting that masterpiece!
**[09:51] Toyoshige**
Sorry, I lost myself.
**[09:54] Toyoshige**
However!
**[09:55] Ririsu**
Does kissing really feel that good?
**[09:57] Shiena**
Squee! The raw details!
**[09:59] Ririsu**
Wait, can you even feel hunger
and lust at the same time?
**[10:03] Ririsu**
Wouldn't it be one or the other?
**[10:05] Naori**
I guess all of this is still
uncharted waters for you, Chief.
**[10:09] Ririsu**
Watching you makes me feel okay with
not exploring that territory yet.
**[10:13] Ririsu**
I'm having fun just vicariously
experiencing your lost cause.
**[10:17] Naori**
What do you mean, lost cause?
**[10:19] Naori**
The tides are totally in my favor.
**[10:21] Naori**
Do you need a refresher in von Clausewitz?
**[10:23] Ririsu**
Nah, Halberstam will do.
**[10:26] Ririsu**
You need to learn a lesson
on the cost of arrogance.
**[10:30] Ririsu**
I wish Shirosaki-kun would just
hurry up and go out with you.
**[10:36] Ririsu**
And break up with you just as quick.
**[10:37] Naori**
The day it's over between Jun-kun and me
**[10:40] Naori**
is the day the angels
sound the seven trumpets.
**[10:44] Naori**
* There's no turning back from this.*
* Not that I want to.*
**[10:47] Naori**
* All I can do is keep pushing on.*
* That's why I set up the DATURA.*
**[10:52] Toyoshige**
So, Jinguji stayed over,
and you ended up kissing her?
**[10:56] Toyoshige**
How do you even feel about her?
**[10:58] Jun**
I love her.
**[11:00] Jun**
We're on similar wavelengths,
and I enjoy being with her.
**[11:04] Jun**
I'd love to go out with her if I could.
**[11:06] Toyoshige**
Then that's that, right?
You have your answer.
**[11:10] Jun**
I don't. I love Rumi just as much.
**[11:15] Jun**
I can't just forget the year we
spent as boyfriend and girlfriend.
**[11:18] Jun**
Those memories are important to me.
**[11:22] Toyoshige**
I told Jinguji this too,
**[11:24] Toyoshige**
but you're too attached.
**[11:26] Toyoshige**
If not that, then just clinging to the past.
**[11:29] Toyoshige**
All right, victory is mine.
**[11:32] Toyoshige**
Lunch is on you.
**[11:35] Jun**
Listen, Professor...
**[11:36] Toyoshige**
What? A deal's a deal.
**[11:39] Jun**
I forgot to mention...
**[11:41] Jun**
I also got in the bath with Naori.
**[11:47] Jun**
Huh? Glamping?
**[11:49] Shirosakimom**
It's all the buzz right now. You get the
perks of both camping and hotel stays.
**[11:53] Jun**
I get that, but this still
came out of nowhere.
**[11:56] Shirosakimom**
It's pretty cheap right now,
before summer break.
**[11:58] Shirosakimom**
Also, Dad said he'd take his
vacation days earlier than usual this year.
**[12:03] Jun**
I guess I don't get a say in this.
**[12:07] Shirosakimom**
If you don't come,
it'll make Mr. Jinguji sad.
**[12:12] Jun**
Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't go.
**[12:14] Shirosakimom**
I'll let them know, then.
**[12:22] Signl**
Jinguji Rumi
**[12:22] Signl**
Did you hear about the weekend
overnight trip? Sure came out of nowhere
**[12:22] Signr**
Naori
**[12:22] Signr**
Time to share the same bed!
**[12:25] Signl**
I'll consider it my way of
repaying my parents and go
**[12:25] Signr**
Don't be stupid
**[12:28] Signl**
It's tough on us kids too, huh?
**[12:28] Signr**
We need to repay them by giving them
grandkids, don't you think?
**[12:34] Sign**
Good night
**[12:34] Sign**
Good night
**[12:35] Jun**
* Too late to say it'd be awkward to go on*
* an overnight trip with those two, huh?*
**[12:44] Shirosakimom**
I love that we don't have
to clean up after the BBQ!
**[12:48] Jingujimom**
Want some fruit?
**[12:49] Jingujidad**
Save it for later. I ate too much.
**[12:52] Shirosakidad**
Let me make some coffee.
I got my hands on a lovely mill.
**[12:55] Shirosakidad**
I have decaf beans, too.
**[13:00] Shirosakimom**
It tastes like... nothing?
**[13:02] Jun**
Toshihiko Yahagi might say this tastes
like concentrated despair, or something.
**[13:07] Naori**
Ryo Hara would be left speechless.
**[13:10] Rumi**
Oh, but this is easy to
drink. It's not strong.
**[13:13] Naori**
You realize you're not really helping?
**[13:16] Shirosakidad**
Rumi-chan and Naori-chan are so nice.
**[13:19] Shirosakidad**
I wish at least one of them
would join our family.
**[13:23] Jingujidad**
I like that idea.
**[13:25] Shirosakimomjingujimom**
Hey!
**[13:26] Naori**
"At least one of them"? You
mean "both" is also an option?
**[13:29] Rumi**
Stop messing around, Naori.
**[13:31] Jingujimom**
You're twins, so why are you so different?
**[13:32] Naori**
Settle down. It's just a thought experiment.
**[13:35] Rumi**
Well...
**[13:36] Rumi**
Because we're fraternal, obviously.
**[13:36] Naori**
Because we're fraternal, obviously.
**[13:38] Jingujimom**
And they're similar in
the weirdest ways, too.
**[13:42] Shirosakimom**
I'd best call it a night.
**[13:44] Jingujimom**
Yeah, same here.
**[13:46] Rumi**
So early?
**[13:47] Shirosakimom**
A lack of sleep can cause
all sorts of issues.
**[13:50] Shirosakimom**
You'll come to realize that
sooner rather than later.
**[13:52] Jingujimom**
Exactly. Good night.
**[13:57] Rumi**
Were you not feeling up to it?
**[13:59] Jun**
Nah, it's not like that.
**[14:03] Rumi**
Well, I sure hope so.
**[14:04] Naori**
Oh, am I interrupting something?
**[14:08] Rumi**
You're still eating?
**[14:09] Naori**
S'more. You two want some?
**[14:13] Rumi**
How can you eat something
that sweet so late at night?
**[14:15] Jun**
How very camp-like.
**[14:16] Naori**
Right?
**[14:18] Naori**
You can't go camping and
not eat marshmallows.
**[14:26] Jun**
So sweet.
**[14:28] Rumi**
You'll gain weight eating before bed.
**[14:30] Naori**
I moved around a lot today, so I'll be fine.
**[14:33] Rumi**
Did you?
**[14:34] Rumi**
I guess if you count the
distance traveled by car.
**[14:39] Jun**
Hey, wanna go check out the observatory?
**[14:42] Jun**
We saw the signs for it, remember?
**[14:45] Rumi**
I'll go.
**[14:46] Rumi**
Will you stay behind, Naori? You must
be tired after all that moving around.
**[14:50] Naori**
Did you hear that, Jun-kun?
Rumi has such a nasty streak.
**[14:54] Naori**
She's trying to leave me
out of the fun again.
**[14:57] Jun**
Enough bickering. Let's all go.
**[15:01] Jun**
We've got a beautiful starry night and all.
**[15:06] Naori**
Fine...
**[15:14] Rumi**
Huh? That's Altair?
**[15:17] Jun**
It's easy to spot, since it's so bright, right?
**[15:19] Rumi**
I just remembered. You know those
silly constellation drawings?
**[15:23] Naori**
What are you talking about?
**[15:24] Rumi**
Like the swans, bears, people, and stuff.
**[15:28] Rumi**
I always thought I'd be able
to see them in the sky,
**[15:31] Rumi**
but all I could ever see
was little dots of light.
**[15:34] Jun**
Ah.
**[15:36] Naori**
You were begging for a
telescope for a while.
**[15:40] Naori**
I remember 'cause you
don't usually do that.
**[15:42] Rumi**
But then Jun told me people in the past
just likened the stars to familiar things.
**[15:47] Rumi**
I got bummed out and stopped
caring after that.
**[15:51] Naori**
You've always been like that.
**[15:54] Rumi**
What do you mean, "like that"?
**[15:56] Naori**
You accept whatever Jun
tells you pretty easily.
**[16:00] Rumi**
Why wouldn't I? It's not
like he's lying to me.
**[16:03] Naori**
"Not like he's lying," huh?
**[16:06] Naori**
And what makes you so sure he isn't?
**[16:09] Rumi**
Maybe you're too distrusting, if anything.
**[16:12] Jun**
What's gotten into you two?
Why are you being so combative?
**[16:17] Naori**
As one of the principal characters,
you have an obligation to see this through.
**[16:22] Jun**
Huh? See what through?
**[16:25] Naori**
What's going on right now.
**[16:27] Naori**
The three of us haven't had
the chance to talk lately, right?
**[16:30] Rumi**
Really?
**[16:32] Rumi**
But we had dinner at our place and stuff.
**[16:34] Naori**
That doesn't count.
**[16:36] Naori**
It's always either Jun-kun and me,
Jun-kun and Rumi, or sometimes Rumi and me.
**[16:41] Jun**
That's not really odd. We have
different behavior patterns.
**[16:45] Naori**
Then again, Rumi was the one
who first tried to cut me out.
**[16:49] Rumi**
Hey, I stopped, didn't I?
**[16:50] Naori**
Pangs of conscience? Oh, wait,
you decided to "punish" yourself?
**[16:54] Naori**
Or would it be more accurate
to say you bowed out?
**[16:59] Rumi**
You could just go ahead and cut me out, too.
That was always the plan, anyway.
**[17:05] Rumi**
I'll cheer you on.
**[17:06] Naori**
The heck? What is this, pity?
**[17:09] Naori**
Well, stuff it. I don't need it.
**[17:12] Jun**
Naori...
**[17:13] Rumi**
So that's how you saw it, huh?
**[17:15] Naori**
I mean, am I wrong?
**[17:17] Naori**
What else could it be? Like I told you,
mind your own damn business.
**[17:22] Naori**
Why are you still going on about that crap?
**[17:24] Rumi**
Listen, I just... I know
how long you've loved Jun!
**[17:28] Naori**
And you asked him out
despite knowing that?
**[17:32] Rumi**
I worked up the courage because
I love him just as much.
**[17:38] Rumi**
I was ready to give up if he turned me down.
**[17:41] Rumi**
Why do I have to take crap from you,
when you didn't do anything?
**[17:46] Rumi**
"He might reject me."
**[17:47] Rumi**
"He might come to hate me.
But it might just work out."
**[17:51] Rumi**
My mind was a mess,
**[17:53] Rumi**
but I still held my head high
when I approached Jun.
**[17:56] Rumi**
What did *you* ever do?
**[17:58] Naori**
I was fine with the way things were!
**[18:01] Naori**
Jun-kun going out with either of us would
just be the beginning of the end for us.
**[18:08] Rumi**
Oh, so now it's all my fault?
**[18:10] Naori**
I didn't say that, and it
doesn't matter anymore.
**[18:13] Naori**
There's no going back.
**[18:14] Jun**
Calm down, you two!
**[18:16] Rumi**
Quiet, Jun.
**[18:18] Naori**
Don't say that. He's part of this, too.
**[18:20] Rumi**
Yeah, but I'm talking to you!
Why are you always like this?
**[18:24] Naori**
Oh, playing the big sis and
talking down to me again?
**[18:26] Naori**
Let me give you a piece of information.
**[18:29] Naori**
During your date with the basketball guy,
**[18:32] Naori**
I was the one who told Jun-kun
to go put a stop to it.
**[18:38] Rumi**
Huh?
**[18:41] Naori**
Oh, but I was also the one
who told you to go, wasn't I?
**[18:51] Rumi**
Is it fun, toying with my heart like that?!
**[18:55] Naori**
Toying?
**[18:57] Naori**
You were the one playing yourself.
**[19:01] Naori**
I told you several times to drop
the whole big sis-little sis thing.
**[19:06] Naori**
But you let that crap continue to bind you.
**[19:09] Naori**
And you still are!
**[19:11] Rumi**
How am I supposed to drop it
overnight?! Just think about it!
**[19:15] Rumi**
That's why I decided I would wait for Jun.
**[19:18] Rumi**
What's wrong with that?
**[19:20] Naori**
You're running from the choice.
**[19:22] Rumi**
You really love to play
instigator, don't you?
**[19:25] Rumi**
You should stop that.
Makes you look pathetic.
**[19:31] Naori**
What do you mean, pathetic?
Who do you think you are?!
**[19:35] Naori**
You don't know a single thing about me!
**[19:37] Rumi**
There you go again,
acting like you're special.
**[19:42] Naori**
Excuse me? You never tried
to figure out how I felt!
**[19:47] Rumi**
And you sulk like a baby when people
don't magically read your mind!
**[19:50] Jun**
Knock it off!
**[20:01] Jun**
Stop!
**[20:05] Jun**
Ow...
**[20:07] Rumi**
Uh, couldn't you have dodged that?
**[20:09] Naori**
You look like a dweeb.
**[20:11] Jun**
Do you both have to say it like that?
**[20:15] Rumi**
Well, it's true.
**[20:15] Naori**
Well, it's true.
**[20:17] Jun**
Can I just put words to
my feelings right now?
**[20:20] Jun**
Your feelings for me make me so happy.
**[20:23] Jun**
I think it's safe to say I've used up
a lifetime's worth of good fortune.
**[20:27] Jun**
And that's why it's so hard for
me to choose just one of you.
**[20:33] Jun**
I love you both so much,
**[20:35] Jun**
I've even tried to figure out if there
was a way we could all just get along.
**[20:39] Jun**
But that's...
**[20:41] Naori**
No way.
**[20:42] Rumi**
Absolutely not.
**[20:43] Jun**
Figures.
**[20:44] Jun**
If I choose one, I'll hurt the other.
**[20:48] Jun**
If I choose neither, I'll hurt you both.
**[20:52] Jun**
I'm not ready for that yet.
**[20:55] Jun**
And I don't think I can handle it
if you both come to despise me.
**[21:01] Naori**
So you want to maintain the status quo?
**[21:03] Rumi**
You're sounding like a total jerk right now.
**[21:06] Naori**
Agreed.
**[21:07] Jun**
I'm aware that I'm being
hopelessly indecisive.
**[21:13] Jun**
But I won't run away.
**[21:16] Jun**
I promise you that.
**[21:18] Rumi**
Run away?
**[21:20] Naori**
Jun-kun, do you realize you're locking
yourself into a world of pain?
**[21:25] Jun**
Yeah, but I couldn't think
of anything else I could do.
**[21:31] Rumi**
I'll wait for you, Jun.
I did promise you that.
**[21:35] Naori**
Like I said, I'll keep
putting the moves on.
**[21:37] Naori**
I will make you say you love
me more, no matter what.
**[21:40] Rumi**
Naori, you're kinda scary.
**[21:41] Naori**
Oh, his cheeks are all red.
**[21:44] Rumi**
Wow, they are.
**[21:46] Naori**
Hey, you slapped him.
**[21:47] Rumi**
So did you.
**[21:53] Rumi**
This is huge.
**[21:55] Rumi**
This whole room, just for you five?
**[21:57] Reira**
How nice. Our locker room has tiny
windows, so it tends to stink.
**[22:01] Toyoshige**
You're welcome to change
in here if you like.
**[22:05] Reira**
Wha?
**[22:06] Naori**
So, why are the basketball girls here?
**[22:09] Ririsu**
I asked Rumi-chan if she wanted
to check out the clubroom.
**[22:12] Naori**
But why is *she*—
**[22:14] Reira**
Oh? Are you saying I'm not welcome?
**[22:17] Naori**
I'm not.
**[22:18] Shiena**
You should join, Rumichi.
**[22:21] Rumi**
Sorry. I'm on the basketball team.
**[22:24] Naori**
It's unbelievable.
**[22:26] Naori**
How do you run around in this heat?
**[22:30] Rumi**
But it's fun.
**[22:31] Naori**
So is this club.
**[22:33] Ririsu**
Well, you did start this club so you
could experience the same thing.
**[22:37] All**
Huh?!
**[22:38] Naori**
Wh-What are you talking about? Stop it.
**[22:41] Ririsu**
But you said so yourself.
**[22:43] Ririsu**
That you could never see yourself fussing
over wins and losses in games like them,
**[22:47] Ririsu**
but you kinda envied them.
**[22:48] Jun**
Oh, so that was it. You did get pretty
hooked on the game we went to see.
**[22:53] Rumi**
Oh?
**[22:55] Reira**
What do ya know? You do have a cute side.
**[22:57] Shiena**
Yeah, yeah!
**[22:58] Naori**
I didn't say that, and I don't think it!
**[23:00] Toyoshige**
Yeah, right. You wanted a
piece of it, didn't you?
**[23:02] Naori**
Stop trying to read into how I feel!
**[23:05] Rumi**
I never knew you felt that way, Naori.
**[23:09] Naori**
Again, I don't!
**[23:10] Shiena**
The other reason was to secure
time with Zaki, maybe?
**[23:16] Naori**
That's right! That's my main objective!
**[23:18] Rumi**
It went out the window the
moment you admitted it.
**[23:20] Naori**
Like I said, I'll keep putting the moves.
**[23:22] Rumi**
Then I guess I'll have his
time outside of club.
**[23:26] All**
Um...
**[23:27] All**
Could you please take your
sibling quarrel elsewhere?