Love Is Indivisible by Twins
Jun Shirosaki’s love life takes a wild turn when he finds himself caught between the Jinguji twins—his childhood friends who are as different as night and day. Rumi, the older sister, pairs a boyish charm with a maiden’s heart, while Naori combines girlish looks with her deep love for otaku culture. As feelings grow and confusion mounts, Jun must navigate this unexpected love triangle next door.
- Season 1
- E1 - Let’s End It Tonight
- E2 - If I Were to be Asked Out
- E3 - You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me
- E4 - Anything You Want
- E5 - Easily Swayed
- E6 - Until the Make-Ups
- E7 - She Already Likes Someone. And...
- E8 - I Thought About You So Much
- E9 - You Wanted Him to Stop You
- E10 - Isn't My Queen Defenseless?
- E11 - I'm Happy Just Knowing You Care
- E12 - My Feelings Right Now
Season 1
E1 - Let’s End It Tonight
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[00:02] (Flashback) Junmum
Oh, thank you for stopping by.
[00:04] (Flashback) Junmum
Jun! The Jingujis from next door
are here to say hello!
[00:15] (Flashback) Jun
Nice to meet you.
[00:16] (Flashback) Jun
I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun.
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
[01:50] (Flashback) Jun
Nice to meet you.
[01:52] (Flashback) Jun
I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun.
[01:54] (Flashback) Rumi
Hello.
[01:55] Sign
Shirosaki
SIGN 1. "Let's End It Tonight"
[01:57] Rumi
I've made a lot of mistakes in life.
[02:00] Rumi
And the first mistake I made...
[02:02] Rumi
was falling for Jun.
[02:11] (Flashback) Jun
What's up, Rumi?
[02:12] (Flashback) Rumi
Whatcha reading?
[02:14] (Flashback) Jun
Lord of the Rings.
[02:16] (Flashback) Rumi
Any good?
[02:17] (Flashback) Jun
Yeah.
[02:21] Rumi
Jun was so cool.
[02:26] Rumi
Everything I ever wanted.
[02:29] (Flashback) All
Seven, eight, nine...
[02:36] (Flashback) Girl
Your turn, Rumi.
[02:38] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, sorry!
[02:42] (Flashback) Rumi
You here, Jun?
[02:45] (Flashback) Naori
Welcome back.
[02:46] (Flashback) Rumi
Where's Mom?
[02:48] (Flashback) Naori
Out shopping.
[02:49] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh.
[02:50] (Flashback) Jun
The head moves down close to birth.
[02:52] (Flashback) Rumi
What are you reading?
[02:54] (Flashback) Naori
Want to join us?
[02:56] Sign
Human Anatomy
[02:57] (Flashback) Rumi
What? That looks scary.
[02:59] (Flashback) Naori
That's us, though.
[03:01] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh? How?
[03:03] (Flashback) Jun
Two echoes.
[03:04] (Flashback) Naori
Rumi and I were like this too, huh?
[03:07] (Flashback) Jun
Is that the umbilical cord?
[03:10] (Flashback) Naori
I guess we're more like apostles, maybe?
[03:14] (Flashback) Jun
Maybe you had two cords
because you're dizygotic.
[03:17] (Flashback) Naori
I don't think that matters.
[03:20] (Flashback) Naori
It's more about whether you
share the same placenta.
[03:23] (Flashback) Jun
Oh, I see.
[03:25] (Flashback) Rumi
What's "dizygotic"?
[03:27] (Flashback) Jun
Two egg cells were fertilized by
two different sperm cells at the same time.
[03:32] (Flashback) Rumi
Wow.
[03:32] (Flashback) Naori
You should know this. It's what we are.
[03:35] (Flashback) Jun
Monozygotic twins share
most of the same genes,
[03:39] (Flashback) Jun
but dizygotic twins only
share about 50 percent.
[03:42] (Flashback) Naori
Monozygotic twins are "identical,"
[03:45] (Flashback) Naori
whereas fraternal twins like us...
[03:47] (Flashback) Jun
...aren't that similar.
[03:49] Rumi
I admired Jun for how much he knew.
[03:50] Jun
I think you're plenty similar, though.
[03:53] (Flashback) Junmum
Let me go get him.
[03:55] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, we haven't made plans or anything.
[03:58] (Flashback) Naori
We're here, so might as well.
[04:00] (Flashback) Junmum
That's right. Gotta get his nose
out of his books sometime.
[04:09] (Flashback) Rumi
I think she noticed.
[04:12] (Flashback) Naori
Yeah, but she can't be completely sure.
[04:17] (Flashback) Jun
What are you doing?
[04:21] (Flashback) Naori
What do you mean?
[04:22] (Flashback) Jun
What are you, changelings?
[04:24] (Flashback) Naori
Which one's the stock?
[04:26] (Flashback) Jun
Guess you could also be the twins
from The Shining. Anyway, what's up?
[04:30] (Flashback) Rumi
We came to invite you to hang out.
You've been ignoring us lately.
[04:34] (Flashback) Jun
Really?
[04:35] (Flashback) Rumi
Really.
[04:38] (Flashback) Jun
Gotcha. Let me grab my jacket.
[04:44] Rumi
Back when we were basically the same
height and had the same haircuts,
[04:47] Rumi
our mom and Jun were the only ones
who could tell Naori and me apart.
[04:52] Rumi
Even our dad got it wrong at times.
[04:58] (Flashback) Rumi
Whatcha reading now, Jun?
[05:00] (Flashback) Jun
Haruki Murakami.
[05:01] (Flashback) Rumi
Any good?
[05:03] (Flashback) Jun
Pretty good.
[05:04] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah?
[05:05] (Flashback) Friend
Rumi-chan.
[05:08] (Flashback) Naori
Did you read Norwegian Wood?
[05:08] Friend
Huh? Rumi-chan?!
I thought you were Naori-chan.
[05:09] (Flashback) Jun
Huh? Y-Yeah, I guess.
[05:13] (Flashback) Naori
It was pretty lewd, yeah?
[05:15] (Flashback) Jun
Wh-Wha...
[05:20] Rumi
Jun hit it off more with Naori than me.
[05:24] Rumi
Actually, it was because he was
chasing after her, I think.
[05:30] (Flashback) Teacher
Okay, switch teams!
[05:33] (Flashback) Friend
You're so athletic, Rumi-chan.
[05:35] (Flashback) Rumi
I don't know about that.
[05:36] (Flashback) Girla
Say, Jinguji-san...
[05:38] (Flashback) Girla
Did your sister get on the
Furuse-san group's bad side?
[05:42] (Flashback) Rumi
I don't think Naori cares.
[05:44] (Flashback) Girla
Yeah, I guess she is like that.
[05:47] (Flashback) Girlb
That probably annoys
Furuse-san and them even more.
[05:52] (Flashback) Girla
Oh, forget we said anything!
[05:54] (Flashback) Girla
Sorry about that!
[05:56] Rumi
Naori always spoke her mind,
[06:00] Rumi
which some girls didn't appreciate.
[06:03] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Jinguji-san's not into this stuff, right?
[06:05] (Flashback) Girld
Probably can't stand it.
[06:07] (Flashback) Girlc
Let's go. She'll hate us
if we ask her to join.
[06:10] (Flashback) Naori
So stupid. What are they, five?
[06:13] Rumi
She acted like it didn't bother her,
but I think it got to her a fair bit.
[06:18] Rumi
I mean, it got to me,
[06:21] Rumi
and I was only a bystander.
[06:24] (Flashback) Rumi
I know it was probably Naori's fault,
[06:26] (Flashback) Rumi
but what you're doing is just nasty.
[06:28] (Flashback) Chinatsu
What are you even talking about? Let's go.
[06:31] (Flashback) Girlcd
Yeah, forget her.
[06:40] (Flashback) Girla
Big trouble, Jinguji-san!
[06:41] (Flashback) Girlb
Come quick!
[06:44] (Flashback) Jun
Go on, Naori.
[06:48] (Flashback) Naori
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
[06:51] (Flashback) Jun
Your turn, Furuse.
[06:54] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Sorry...
[06:55] (Flashback) Jun
We can't hear you.
[06:58] (Flashback) Chinatsu
I'm sorry.
[07:00] (Flashback) Jun
Rumi.
[07:04] (Flashback) Jun
Don't you have something to say to Rumi, too?
[07:11] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Sorry.
[07:12] (Flashback) Rumi
Uh...
[07:14] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm sorry, too.
[07:18] (Flashback) Jun
All right. It's up to you girls now.
[07:21] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Huh?
[07:22] Rumi
I thought, "Hey, play peacemaker
until things get less awkward."
[07:26] Rumi
"Man, that's just not fair."
[07:28] Rumi
"Quit playing the hero."
[07:30] Rumi
"I'll fall for you even more."
[07:40] Rumi
"I'll fall for you even more."
[07:43] Rumi
And that's when I fully realized that
I'd always been in love with Jun.
[07:51] (Flashback) Naori
If you're gonna read the Guin Saga or Berserk,
you need to start with Haggard's stuff.
[07:55] (Flashback) Jun
I did read She: A History of Adventure.
[07:57] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, you did?
[07:57] (Flashback) Naori
What'd you think?
[07:58] (Flashback) Jun
Parts of it felt really dated, but the
queen was a fascinating character.
[08:03] (Flashback) Toyoshige
What about Burroughs, then?
[08:05] (Flashback) Toyoshige
His works are even more problematic.
[08:06] Naori
Which one? Edgar or William?
[08:06] Rumi
By the time we were in middle school,
I was talking to Jun less.
[08:11] Rumi
I had started caring about appearances.
[08:15] Rumi
But Naori had no such issues.
[08:18] (Flashback) Adviser
Take ten!
[08:20] (Flashback) Girlballers
Yes, sir.
[08:21] Rumi
I spotted the two of them walking
home together countless times.
[08:25] Rumi
I wanted to spend time with him, too.
[08:29] Rumi
I wanted to talk to him more, too.
[08:31] Sign
Tournament Award
[08:43] Sign
Come with me to the convenience store.
[08:55] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm going to the convenience store.
Need anything?
[08:57] (Flashback) Naori
Hm... pudding!
[09:00] (Flashback) Rumi
Okay.
[09:10] (Flashback) Rumi
Man, this takes me back.
[09:15] (Flashback) Jun
What's up?
[09:17] (Flashback) Rumi
Come on, let's sit down for a bit.
[09:19] (Flashback) Jun
Sure.
[09:21] (Flashback) Rumi
Lately, Naori's been reading,
uh... Marquez? Marx?
[09:26] (Flashback) Rumi
Figured you should know.
[09:27] (Flashback) Jun
Which is it? They're totally different.
[09:30] (Flashback) Rumi
The title sounded kinda cool.
[09:33] (Flashback) Jun
Probably Marquez, then.
[09:35] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh... Any good?
[09:38] (Flashback) Jun
I've heard of him, but I haven't
read anything by him yet.
[09:41] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, really?
[09:43] (Flashback) Jun
She was talking about how good Ellroy's
The Black Dahlia was the other day.
[09:47] (Flashback) Jun
Maybe I should check it out.
[09:54] (Flashback) Rumi
Say, Jun. Want to go out with me?
[10:00] (Flashback) Jun
Well, that came out of nowhere.
[10:04] Rumi
I wish I'd corrected him.
[10:07] Rumi
I wish I'd told him that
I'd loved him forever.
[10:15] (Flashback) Rumi
You know, we're third-years in April.
[10:17] (Flashback) Rumi
Don't you wanna experience dating
before we get into high school?
[10:21] (Flashback) Rumi
I know a buncha girls with
boyfriends now, so you know,
[10:25] (Flashback) Rumi
I figured we could, like,
give it a shot just to see?
[10:28] (Flashback) Rumi
I mean, I've known you forever.
I can trust you.
[10:32] (Flashback) Rumi
And I'm sure you'd be
comfortable with me, too.
[10:37] (Flashback) Rumi
Or am I not good enough?
[10:45] Rumi
It was awful.
[10:47] Rumi
I felt so pathetic that I was about to explode.
[10:51] Rumi
But Jun could always read between my lines.
[10:56] (Flashback) Jun
Really?
[10:58] (Flashback) Jun
Do you really want to go out with me, Rumi?
[11:03] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah.
[11:05] (Flashback) Jun
Got it. Sure.
[11:08] Rumi
I wanted to scream,
but I just barely held it in.
[11:13] (Flashback) Rumi
Here's to good times.
[11:14] Rumi
I mean, my first love didn't
end in heartbreak!
[11:17] (Flashback) Naori
Wow, you're taken now.
[11:19] (Flashback) Naori
Grats.
[11:21] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks, Naori.
[11:24] Rumi
First, the pride.
[11:26] Rumi
And then came the guilt.
[11:31] Rumi
But as we spent time as a couple,
the guilt began to fade away.
[11:36] Rumi
We were a cheery, sporty girl
and the smartest guy in school.
[11:41] Rumi
A good match, if I do say so myself.
[12:04] Rumi
We were boyfriend and girlfriend.
[12:07] Rumi
The sound of that put me on cloud nine.
[12:30] (Flashback) Rumi
Jun.
[12:42] (Flashback) Rumi
Not here.
[12:44] (Flashback) Jun
Nobody comes here.
[12:51] (Flashback) Jun
Hey, Rumi, why are we keeping this a secret?
[12:55] Sign
The Spy
Who Came
in from
the Snow
[12:55] (Flashback) Rumi
Is there a need to tell people?
[12:58] (Flashback) Rumi
And having a secret
relationship is more fun.
[13:01] (Flashback) Jun
I get it.
[13:02] (Flashback) Rumi
I was so scared someone would see us!
[13:06] (Flashback) Naori
Just how horny are you guys?
[13:09] (Flashback) Rumi
You messing with me?
[13:10] (Flashback) Naori
Not at all. Ah, to be young and in love.
[13:14] Rumi
I told Jun to keep it a secret,
[13:16] Rumi
but at some point, I'd started
talking to Naori about us.
[13:19] Rumi
Here I was, both wanting
to talk about it and not.
[13:23] Rumi
And there was Naori, both wanting
to hear about it and not.
[13:27] Sign
The Spy
Who Came
in from
the Snow
[13:28] Rumi
But, Naori, you have nobody
to blame but yourself.
[13:31] Rumi
You're the one who wasted all that
time not making yourself clear.
[13:42] Sign
Come with me to the convenience store.
[13:44] Rumi
I played dirty. I have no right
to call myself her older sister.
[13:49] Rumi
I'm a terrible sister.
[13:52] Rumi
Jun, let's end it tonight.
[13:58] Rumi
I'm breaking up with you.
[14:00] Jun
Why? Where's this coming from?
[14:05] Rumi
Sorry for just dumping this on you.
[14:08] Rumi
But don't worry.
[14:10] Rumi
It's not you, it's me.
[14:14] Rumi
Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun.
[14:21] Sign
Shirosaki
[14:22] (Flashback) Rumi
Hello.
[14:25] Naori
I am a terribly ugly human being.
[14:34] (Flashback) Chinatsu
What is this?
[14:36] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Must be a dirty book.
[14:38] (Flashback) Naori
Give it back.
[14:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu
You're such a perv, Jinguji-san.
[14:42] (Flashback) Naori
No, you're just stupid.
[14:45] (Flashback) Naori
You mock the things you can't comprehend
and bask in your superiority complex.
[14:49] (Flashback) Naori
It's the height of folly.
[14:53] (Flashback) Naori
I get wanting to play the
child for as long as you can,
[14:56] (Flashback) Naori
but maybe stop to think about
the consequences for once.
[15:00] (Flashback) Naori
Try reading Lord of the Flies, maybe?
[15:02] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
[15:05] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Are you calling me a fly?
[15:07] (Flashback) Naori
Saw that coming.
[15:09] (Flashback) Chinatsu
You think this is funny?!
[15:11] Naori
An easily wounded self-esteem,
an exaggerated sense of shame,
[15:16] Naori
an extensive reading far beyond my years,
[15:22] Naori
and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge
made me the same as Li Zheng the Tiger Poet.
[15:32] (Flashback) Boya
Your sister is crazy.
[15:34] (Flashback) Boyb
She's a loner, and she loves it.
[15:41] (Flashback) Boya
Don't ignore us!
[15:45] (Flashback) Naori
Datura.
[15:47] Naori
I was an aloof tiger,
and that was fine by me.
[15:51] Naori
"I have no interest in
ordinary humans," I said.
[15:54] Naori
But...
[15:56] (Flashback) Jun
Naori.
[15:58] (Flashback) Jun
Go on, Naori.
[16:02] (Flashback) Naori
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
[16:05] (Flashback) Jun
Your turn, Furuse.
[16:06] Chinatsu
Sorry...
[16:06] Naori
But Jun-kun brought me back down to Earth.
[16:11] Naori
He taught me the value of living
a life grounded in reality.
[16:16] Naori
What a jerk.
[16:18] Naori
A complete asshole.
[16:24] (Flashback) Naori
Hi, fellow students. I see you're at it.
[16:27] (Flashback) Toyoshige
What kinda greeting is that?
[16:28] (Flashback) Naori
How'd you do?
[16:29] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Whoa, back off!
[16:31] (Flashback) Toyoshige
My personal space is
bigger than most people!
[16:34] (Flashback) Naori
Yeah, yeah.
[16:35] (Flashback) Naori
Here's mine.
[16:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Damn it! Jinguji Naori
is an absolute monster!
[16:40] (Flashback) Naori
I was this close to beating you.
[16:43] (Flashback) Jun
Hey, I spend hours studying every day.
[16:45] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Listen, Jinguji...
[16:46] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You're gonna have a hard time
if you don't change.
[16:49] (Flashback) Naori
Change what?
[16:50] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Men don't take kindly to women
who are better than them.
[16:54] (Flashback) Naori
Machismo, in this day and age?
[16:58] (Flashback) Naori
Well, I'm not gonna fall for
anybody who isn't better than me.
[17:02] (Flashback) Naori
Old-fashioned neanderthals might
as well not exist in my eyes.
[17:05] (Flashback) Jun
Naori.
[17:07] (Flashback) Naori
Live long and prosper.
[17:08] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You seeing this?
[17:11] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, Onee-chan!
[17:14] Naori
I'd known for a long time that my sister
was in love with Jun-kun.
[17:18] Naori
Which is why I could never
tell him how I felt.
[17:22] Naori
Because if I did, we'd lose what we had.
[17:26] Naori
Keeping things undefined and
comfy was important to me.
[17:30] Naori
But...
[17:31] (Flashback) Rumi
And Naori, you should
double-check your answers.
[17:34] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You don't? That's elementary.
[17:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Hell, it should be obvious.
[17:38] (Flashback) Naori
But that's no fun.
[17:40] (Flashback) Naori
I'd be number one in a heartbeat
if I actually tried.
[17:44] (Flashback) Naori
Finishing up before anyone else
and getting top grades
[17:47] (Flashback) Naori
without double-checking
sounds so much more fun.
[17:50] (Flashback) Naori
I'm speedrunning.
[17:52] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Damn it! Jinguji Naori
is an absolute monster!
[17:54] Naori
You did that one already.
[17:55] (Flashback) Jun
Seriously?
[17:58] (Flashback) Naori
Seriously.
[18:00] Naori
That was the bet I'd made myself. A gamble.
[18:03] Naori
I'll finish first and be first.
[18:07] Naori
I'll know that luck and skill
have smiled upon me.
[18:11] Naori
Only then will I reveal my feelings.
[18:16] (Flashback) Naori
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
[18:18] (Flashback) Jun
Quit blaming God for your exam results.
[18:21] (Flashback) Naori
But this timeline makes no sense.
[18:24] (Flashback) Naori
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?!
[18:29] (Flashback) Jun
We all know by now that you're smart.
[18:33] (Flashback) Jun
Now you just need to avoid
all those weird routines.
[18:36] Naori
I knew. These were all excuses.
[18:39] Naori
I was making all those excuses
to put things off.
[18:43] Naori
All in all, I was nothing but a coward.
[18:49] (Flashback) Jun
May the Force be with you.
[18:51] (Flashback) Jun
I prefer the Japanese translation
of "Riryoku," though.
[18:55] (Flashback) Rumi
Jun and I are dating now.
[19:00] (Flashback) Naori
For real?
[19:01] (Flashback) Naori
I'm happy for you, Onee-chan!
[19:03] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah. I can't believe it actually happened.
[19:08] (Flashback) Naori
What are you saying?
You're perfect for each other.
[19:12] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks. I'm happy to hear that from you.
[19:16] (Flashback) Naori
I got you.
[19:17] (Flashback) Naori
I'll do all I can to help
with your covert ops.
[19:20] (Flashback) Rumi
"Covert ops"?
[19:21] (Flashback) Naori
You're gonna need them now.
[19:25] (Flashback) Naori
Alibis, cover stories, and all that jazz.
[19:28] (Flashback) Rumi
What are you even thinking of?
[19:30] (Flashback) Naori
Come on, it's obvious.
[19:32] (Flashback) Naori
Go on and contact him.
[19:37] (Flashback) Naori
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
[19:57] (Flashback) Rumi
Whoa, this is really short.
[19:58] (Flashback) Naori
Right? Makes it easy to peek up.
[20:03] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, but it might be perfect
if you want him to see.
[20:06] (Flashback) Naori
Don't show off too much, though,
or it's gonna weird him out.
[20:10] (Flashback) Rumi
Stop being a sleaze.
[20:13] (Flashback) Naori
Excuse me for being such a slimy sleazeball.
[20:15] (Flashback) Rumi
Hey, this is a little loose.
[20:17] (Flashback) Naori
Way to piss me off.
[20:18] (Flashback) Naori
How about the blouse being
a little loose too?
[20:20] (Flashback) Rumi
Pisses me off.
[20:22] (Flashback) Naori
Where are you going tomorrow?
[20:23] (Flashback) Rumi
Kasai Marine Park.
[20:24] (Flashback) Naori
Huh. Are you even interested in fish?
Other than as food, I mean.
[20:31] (Flashback) Rumi
Phrasing.
[20:32] (Flashback) Rumi
Well, he did accompany me to something
I wanted to see last time.
[20:36] (Flashback) Naori
Incredible! Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
[20:42] (Flashback) Rumi
Okay.
[20:43] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks, Naori. I'll make do
with what I have for the rest.
[20:48] Naori
I wonder what Onee-chan
and Jun-kun talk about.
[20:53] Naori
Jun-kun, an encyclopedia in human form,
[20:56] Naori
and Onee-chan, who lives in the moment.
[20:59] Naori
I'll never know what goes on
in their own special time.
[21:04] Rumi
I'm going to the convenience store.
Need anything?
[21:06] Naori
Hm... pudding!
[21:08] Rumi
Okay.
[21:16] Naori
Really?
[21:17] Rumi
Yeah.
[21:18] Naori
But why?
[21:20] Rumi
Hm, I dunno.
[21:22] Rumi
It's not that I dislike him now,
but I figured it was time.
[21:27] Naori
What did Jun-kun say?
[21:28] Rumi
He had no idea why.
[21:30] Naori
Figures. But...
[21:31] Rumi
I bulldozed through.
[21:33] Rumi
I begged him to break up with me.
[21:36] Rumi
I forced him to accept it.
[21:39] Rumi
I had so much fun, though.
[21:42] Rumi
We made lots of great memories and stuff.
[21:45] Rumi
Thank you too, Naori.
[21:47] Naori
Why thank me? You're not making any sense.
[21:51] Rumi
For not saying anything
about Jun and me going out.
[22:00] Naori
This is so stupid.
E2 - If I Were to be Asked Out
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[00:01] Shirosakidad
Part of me doesn't want to call
the Buchón a Messerschmitt.
[00:04] Jingujidad
I get it. It's technically an Hispano,
[00:08] Jingujidad
with a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine at that.
[00:10] Naori
Jun-kun, I want that piece
of meat over there.
[00:10] Shirosakidad
I enjoyed Battle of Britain
as much as the next guy,
[00:12] Shirosakidad
but accuracy is still important.
[00:13] Jun
You got it.
[00:14] Shirosakimom
She'd finally built up her resume, but now
she has to quit to become a caregiver?
[00:18] Shirosakimom
It's just so sad.
[00:20] Jingujimom
And as a nurse, she should know
just how hard it will be.
[00:23] Shirosakimom
"Do as I say, not as I do," all around.
[00:27] Jingujimom
You said it.
[00:29] Jingujimom
Oh, these pickles are delicious.
[00:31] Rumi
Do they use a special vinegar?
[00:33] Shirosakimom
Bingo, Rumi-chan! Apple cider vinegar
worked really well for pickling.
[00:36] Jingujimom
Wow.
[00:37] Shirosakimom
The men in our family don't
care for sour flavors.
[00:40] Jingujimom
You can say that about men in general.
[00:43] Rumi
We'd started high school and were
now in Golden Week holidays.
[00:49] Rumi
Having a barbecue at the end of the break
had become a Shirosaki-Jinguji tradition.
[00:55] Jingujidad
Which do you prefer, Jun-kun?
[00:56] Jingujidad
The Messers or the Spitfires?
[00:58] Naori
Is there even a point to that question?
[01:01] Jingujidad
Of course there is.
[01:03] Jingujidad
Like Brillat-Savarin said, "Tell me what
you eat, and I'll tell you who you are,"
[01:06] Jingujidad
one's tastes say a lot about a person.
[01:08] Jun
I want to vote for the P-51 Mustang.
[01:12] Jun
America's practicality,
[01:13] Jun
production efficiency, and technical
prowess are all packed—
[01:16] Shirosakidad
Hey, Jun! Do you want me to disown you?
[01:18] Shirosakidad
Sure, it had revolutionary tech and was
highly maneuverable. I get all that.
[01:22] Shirosakidad
But listen, we're talking about
aesthetics and principles.
[01:25] Jingujidad
Indeed. A machine with
no design philosophy has no soul.
[01:29] Jun
I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
[01:32] Jun
Individual components don't make a
superior machine. Overall performance does.
[01:36] Naori
They're on one again.
[01:37] Naori
They won't be stopping for a while.
[01:40] Rumi
It's amazing how heated they always get.
[01:44] Jingujimom
I feel for Jun-kun.
[01:46] Shirosakimom
Sorry about this. They just won't shut up.
[01:48] Jingujimom
My husband's over the moon at finding
people on a similar wavelength, too.
[01:52] Rumi
Well, he tends to enjoy
these debates, so it's fine.
[02:00] Naori
Man, Onee-chan...
[02:02] Naori
It blows my mind how much
you take after our mom.
[02:08] Naori
Why do pilots call their planes
their girlfriends, anyway?
[02:11] Jingujidad
Because vessels are considered female.
[02:15] Rumi
I didn't quite get why Naori
would say something like that.
[02:19] Rumi
Especially after what happened.
[02:23] (Flashback) Rumi
Jun, let's end it tonight.
[02:29] (Flashback) Jun
Why? Where's this coming from?
[02:31] (Flashback) Rumi
Sorry for just dumping this on you.
[02:35] (Flashback) Rumi
But don't worry.
[02:37] (Flashback) Rumi
It's not you, it's me.
[02:40] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun.
[02:44] (Flashback) Jun
Hold on. Why are you doing this?
[02:46] (Flashback) Jun
What did I do wrong? What brought this on?
[02:49] (Flashback) Jun
The Buddhist statue exhibition?
No, the parasitological museum?
[02:52] (Flashback) Jun
If not those, then...
[02:53] (Flashback) Jun
is it because I didn't want
to go to the Sanrio café?
[02:56] (Flashback) Rumi
Like I said... It's not you, it's me.
[03:02] (Flashback) Rumi
I need you to do me a favor. This will
be my final request as your girlfriend.
[03:09] (Flashback) Rumi
Go out with Naori.
[03:11] (Flashback) Jun
What are you talking about?
[03:12] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm not the one for you.
[03:14] (Flashback) Rumi
And you're the only one for Naori.
[03:21] (Flashback) Rumi
Please.
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
[04:54] Rumi
It was the second day of Golden Week,
long before the barbecue.
SIGN 2. "If I Were to be Asked Out"
[04:59] Rumi
I was fast running out of patience.
[05:02] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks for the food.
[05:03] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Rumi, we're having a barbecue with the
Shirosakis the day after tomorrow.
[05:07] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Come home early.
[05:08] (Flashback) Rumi
I'll be back in time.
[05:10] (Flashback) Jingujimom
You'll help out with the prep, won't you?
[05:13] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh... sure.
[05:15] (Flashback) Jingujimom
There's no point asking Naori.
[05:18] (Flashback) Jingujimom
She's not even out of bed yet.
[05:20] (Flashback) Rumi
She's eat-only.
[05:22] (Flashback) Jingujimom
And yet she expects everyone
to cater to her tastes.
[05:26] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Oh, right. Can you ask Jun-kun today or
tomorrow if he's okay with yakisoba?
[05:30] (Flashback) Rumi
Why?
[05:31] (Flashback) Jingujimom
We need to buy different veggies
for a rice dish versus a noodle dish.
[05:36] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh.
[05:37] (Flashback) Rumi
Okay.
[05:38] Sign
Shirosaki
[05:42] (Flashback) Shirosakidad
Oh, morning, Rumi-chan.
[05:45] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
My, morning!
[05:47] (Flashback) Rumi
Good morning. Is Jun up?
[05:50] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
You're here at a good time!
[05:53] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
That sleepyhead's still in bed.
[05:55] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
Could you wake him up and tell him
to figure out dinner by himself?
[05:59] (Flashback) Rumi
Where are you going?
[06:02] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
Out on a date. We don't get
the chance very often.
[06:08] (Flashback) Rumi
A date?
[06:11] Rumi
Right, there's something I need to do.
[06:35] Rumi
Yikes, it'll weird him out
if he sees me watching him!
[06:56] (Flashback) Jun
What do you want this early?
[06:58] (Flashback) Rumi
Early? It's 1 PM.
[07:01] (Flashback) Rumi
Your hair's a mess.
[07:03] (Flashback) Rumi
Like there was a tornado
localized entirely on your head.
[07:06] (Flashback) Jun
Yeah, well, I just woke up, so lay off.
[07:08] (Flashback) Jun
What do you want?
[07:10] (Flashback) Rumi
Go wash your face first.
[07:13] (Flashback) Jun
'Kay.
[07:26] Jun
Let me make this perfectly clear.
[07:28] Jun
I'm not a perv.
[07:31] Jun
This doesn't count as pervy, right?
[07:34] Jun
I didn't want to dump him.
[07:36] Jun
But it was all I could do.
[07:42] (Flashback) Jun
I don't see my folks.
[07:44] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah, they went out.
[07:47] (Flashback) Rumi
But not before asking me to wake you up.
[07:50] (Flashback) Jun
We're not kids anymore.
[07:53] (Flashback) Jun
They should think before
making these requests.
[07:55] (Flashback) Rumi
What?
[07:57] (Flashback) Rumi
Got your hopes up a little?
[07:58] (Flashback) Jun
Not at all. I meant in general.
[08:01] (Flashback) Jun
So, what is it?
[08:03] (Flashback) Rumi
Is yakisoba okay?
[08:04] (Flashback) Jun
Huh?
[08:05] (Flashback) Rumi
My mom asked. She wants to decide
how to close the barbecue.
[08:09] (Flashback) Jun
Whatever works.
If there's yakisoba, I'll eat it.
[08:12] (Flashback) Rumi
I'll let her know.
[08:13] (Flashback) Jun
Is that all?
[08:14] (Flashback) Rumi
That was secondary.
You know what I'm really here for.
[08:19] (Flashback) Rumi
When are you gonna start dating
Naori? You gave me your word.
[08:24] (Flashback) Jun
Oh, please.
[08:26] (Flashback) Jun
What even was that, your idea of a joke?
[08:30] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm serious!
[08:31] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm asking you because
you're the only one I can ask!
[08:37] (Flashback) Rumi
Why would I even break up
with you otherwise?
[08:42] (Flashback) Rumi
Naori's been in love with you forever.
[08:46] (Flashback) Jun
Huh?
[08:47] (Flashback) Rumi
You really hadn't noticed, then.
[08:49] (Flashback) Jun
Wait. Does that even matter at this point?
[08:54] (Flashback) Jun
I chose to go out with you, not Naori.
[08:57] (Flashback) Rumi
And I want you to let me go back
to being Naori's big sis again.
[09:04] (Flashback) Jun
I'll think about it.
[09:05] (Flashback) Rumi
That's not good enough.
[09:07] (Flashback) Jun
Cut the crap—
[09:21] (Flashback) Rumi
Please, go out with Naori.
[09:26] Rumi
Forgive me, Jun.
[09:28] Rumi
Naori's just as important
to me. She's family.
[09:42] (Flashback) Naori
"Space: The final frontier."
[09:46] (Flashback) Jingujidad
My own daughter, reciting the
opening narration to Star Trek.
[09:49] (Flashback) Jingujidad
And no better time to hear it than
a lazy Golden Week afternoon.
[09:54] (Flashback) Naori
How many times have you watched that?
[09:55] (Flashback) Jingujidad
Beats me.
[09:56] (Flashback) Jingujidad
But I'll never tire of the scenes
with Kirk and Picard together.
[10:00] (Flashback) Naori
I think Star Wars is the better
space-fiction franchise.
[10:04] (Flashback) Jingujidad
There's a huge difference
between a drama set in space
[10:06] (Flashback) Jingujidad
and a futuristic sci-fi version
of the classic vagabond tale.
[10:10] (Flashback) Naori
Huh?
[10:14] (Flashback) Naori
My lunch!
[10:16] (Flashback) Naori
This is why you can never trust a Trekkie!
[10:19] (Flashback) Naori
Merde! L'excrément!
[10:22] (Flashback) Naori
Why must I experience such inanition?
[10:29] Sign
Treat me to dessert sometime
[10:29] Sign
Shirosaki Jun
[10:29] Sign
Sure. What do you want?
[10:29] Sign
Hmm... I'll think about it
[10:29] Sign
Shirosaki Jun
[10:29] Sign
Gotcha
[10:29] Sign
Today
[10:29] Sign
Shirosaki Jun
[10:29] Sign
If you're free, do you want to go out?
[10:30] Naori
Wow, a surprise gift from the skies.
[10:33] Naori
Are we going to get a Sharknado?
[10:35] Sign
Shirosaki Jun
[10:35] Sign
Treat me to dessert sometime
[10:35] Sign
Sure. What do you want?
[10:35] Sign
Hmm... I'll think about it
[10:35] Sign
Gotcha
[10:35] Sign
If you're free, do you want to go out?
[10:37] Naori
He's clearly been down in the dumps
since he and Onee-chan broke up.
[10:41] Naori
Dunno if it's an escape mechanism or
if he's using me as a replacement...
[10:45] Naori
But, very well.
[10:46] Naori
I shall look after him.
[10:49] (Flashback) Jingujidad
Oh, you eating cup ramen?
[10:51] (Flashback) Jingujidad
Maybe I'll have some, too.
[10:52] Naori
This is outer space.
A galaxy far, far away.
[10:56] Naori
And in this vacuum, there can
be no sound, my dear father.
[11:00] (Flashback) Reira
Ow, that hurts!
[11:01] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, sorry.
[11:03] (Flashback) Reira
You trying to kill me, Rumi?
[11:05] (Flashback) Reira
Sheesh.
[11:06] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm sorry, okay?
[11:16] (Flashback) Naori
I happen to free for the time being,
so I'll go with you.
[11:19] (Flashback) Naori
Where are we going?
[11:20] (Flashback) Jun
I was thinking of going to see
a movie. What do you say?
[11:23] (Flashback) Naori
You, the famous hater of
crowds? Seeing a movie?
[11:26] (Flashback) Naori
And during Golden Week?
Are you having a laugh?
[11:29] (Flashback) Naori
Did you huff some laughing gas?
[11:30] (Flashback) Jun
I'd barely even be conscious if I had.
[11:33] (Flashback) Jun
Is there anything you want to watch?
[11:35] (Flashback) Naori
Hm... I certainly do,
[11:38] (Flashback) Naori
but I've already used up my allowance.
[11:41] (Flashback) Jun
Oh. Well, I did invite you out,
so I've got you.
[11:46] (Flashback) Naori
Yay, I'm in!
[11:50] (Flashback) Naori
Why not? Seems like the
kind of thing you'd like.
[11:54] (Flashback) Jun
I don't like your tone.
[11:56] (Flashback) Naori
I mean, Back to the Future is the alpha
and the omega of time-travel movies.
[12:01] (Flashback) Jun
No objections there.
[12:03] (Flashback) Jun
It's also popular with
hipster nerds like you.
[12:07] (Flashback) Naori
I do believe you're much
bigger nerd scum than I am.
[12:12] (Flashback) Jun
Wha? Watch your mouth. Besides...
[12:16] (Flashback) Jun
You're one to talk, Anemone wannabe who
named her festival goldfish Gulliver.
[12:21] (Flashback) Naori
Excuse me?
[12:22] (Flashback) Naori
Coin Locker Babies is a
bible, a life textbook,
[12:25] (Flashback) Naori
the gold standard,
and the epitome of classic lit!
[12:28] (Flashback) Jun
I'm not badmouthing the book! I'm talking
about your desire to be Anemone—
[12:31] (Flashback) Naori
DATURA!
[12:32] (Flashback) Naori
Take that! Chemical weapon, upper drug,
world mystery, and magic word rolled in one!
[12:41] (Flashback) Jun
That's what I'm talking about.
[12:42] (Flashback) Naori
Quiet! You want to eat a Star Destroyer?!
[12:45] (Flashback) Naori
Hope its pointed tip stabs you in the head!
[12:51] (Flashback) Jun
You always space out when it counts, huh?
[12:54] (Flashback) Naori
Shut it, you damned Trekkie.
[12:56] (Flashback) Jun
If you want to curse anybody,
curse your dad.
[12:59] (Flashback) Jun
He's the one who set me down this path.
[13:02] (Flashback) Naori
I'm cursing him for passing his
infernal blood to you, yeah.
[13:12] (Flashback) Naori
Did Onee-chan get in touch?
[13:14] (Flashback) Jun
Why?
[13:15] (Flashback) Naori
No reason.
[13:17] (Flashback) Naori
It's just, she's been out every day
during the Golden Week break.
[13:20] (Flashback) Jun
For club, probably.
[13:21] (Flashback) Naori
Yeah, figures.
[13:31] Naori
A run-of-the-mill story,
[13:33] Naori
a mediocre film destined for
the 65% mark on Rotten Tomatoes*.
[13:37] Naori
But I can see that*
Jun-kun is entranced by it.
[13:42] Naori
I could see why, too.
[13:48] (Flashback) Naori
I got a good reminder of
how awesome Nolan is.
[13:52] (Flashback) Naori
The days of poorly-constructed plots
and the Rule of Cool are long past.
[13:56] (Flashback) Jun
Yeah, we can tell when the
creative is well thought out,
[14:00] (Flashback) Jun
even if we can't understand
the underlying logic.
[14:03] (Flashback) Naori
I also found the catharsis a bit lacking.
[14:07] (Flashback) Naori
I feel whelmed.
[14:09] (Flashback) Naori
That aside...
[14:12] (Flashback) Naori
Can we change locations?
There are too many people here.
[14:16] (Flashback) Naori
It's making me sick.
[14:19] (Flashback) Naori
I could instantly tell you
had a screw or two loose.
[14:22] (Flashback) Naori
"I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun."
[14:25] (Flashback) Naori
Who are you, James Bond?
[14:27] (Flashback) Jun
Hey, I was a little kid back then.
[14:30] (Flashback) Jun
No way I'd seen any Bond movies yet.
[14:33] (Flashback) Naori
So, what, you were just a
budding hipster nerd already?
[14:37] (Flashback) Naori
There are two types of people in
this world: nerds and normies.
[14:41] (Flashback) Jun
Drop it already.
[14:42] (Flashback) Naori
You also went, "Just one more thing" often.
[14:47] (Flashback) Naori
You got that from Columbo, huh?
[14:49] (Flashback) Naori
Not something you'd expect a teen to quote.
[14:52] (Flashback) Jun
Can we drop this already?
[14:54] (Flashback) Naori
Hey, you okay?
[14:57] (Flashback) Naori
You're blushing up a storm.
[14:59] (Flashback) Jun
Fine. You got me.
[15:03] (Flashback) Naori
Glad we could reach an understanding.
[15:05] (Flashback) Naori
Now that I've shaved down your HP,
[15:09] (Flashback) Naori
why don't we walk down
River Thames some more?
[15:12] (Flashback) Jun
I've never heard anyone call the
Arakawa River the Thames before.
[15:16] (Flashback) Naori
Would you prefer to meet a kappa chief?
[15:23] (Flashback) Jun
Aren't you cold?
[15:26] (Flashback) Naori
You're being awfully nice.
[15:28] (Flashback) Naori
What, do you need a favor for me?
[15:31] (Flashback) Naori
I'm not lending you any money.
[15:32] (Flashback) Jun
Nah, just worried your legs might be cold.
[15:35] (Flashback) Jun
I know it's May, but that can't feel great.
[15:38] (Flashback) Naori
Ridiculous!
[15:39] (Flashback) Naori
Don't look down on us high school girls.
We have our legs out even in winter.
[15:43] (Flashback) Naori
This isn't chilly enough to reduce my HP.
[15:46] (Flashback) Jun
Oh, yeah? Guess you have thick skin.
[15:49] (Flashback) Naori
Listen here. Looks take
priority over all else.
[15:53] (Flashback) Naori
You should know.
[15:54] (Flashback) Naori
You find the borderline between knee-high
socks and thigh quite alluring, don't you?
[15:58] (Flashback) Naori
This is the stuff fetishes are made of.
[16:02] (Flashback) Naori
Wake up and face reality.
[16:04] (Flashback) Naori
This is real, live flesh.
[16:06] (Flashback) Jun
Okay, okay! Put your skirt back!
[16:09] (Flashback) Jun
You're acting like Irene!
[16:11] (Flashback) Naori
What? Irene Adler, the Woman?
[16:15] (Flashback) Naori
Don't liken me to a
Sherlock Holmes character, fool!
[16:19] (Flashback) Jun
Personally, it's the highest
form of praise, though.
[16:22] (Flashback) Naori
It's nothing but an insult to me.
[16:35] (Flashback) Jun
Hey.
[16:37] (Flashback) Jun
Do you want to go out?
[16:39] (Flashback) Naori
Like, a boyfriend-girlfriend thing?
[16:43] (Flashback) Jun
Yeah.
[16:48] (Flashback) Naori
I must refuse.
[16:52] (Flashback) Naori
Sorry, Jun-kun.
[16:54] (Flashback) Naori
My mom has told me to stay far away
from Trekkies and Sherlockians.
[16:59] (Flashback) Naori
Even the Akashic Records say as much. So...
[17:02] (Flashback) Naori
Sorry, I can't.
[17:10] (Flashback) Naori
Wow, I love that look on
your face! Very good!
[17:14] (Flashback) Naori
I'd saved that up for years and years
in case you ever asked me out.
[17:21] (Flashback) Naori
Thank you for making my dream come true!
[17:24] (Flashback) Jun
U-Uh... You mean...
[17:27] (Flashback) Naori
I was kidding.
[17:29] (Flashback) Naori
I would never turn you down
for a silly reason like that,
[17:31] (Flashback) Naori
my slow-on-the-uptake detective.
[17:33] (Flashback) Jun
Dude... I was about to freak out there.
[17:38] (Flashback) Jun
Anyway, let's have a good time.
[17:44] (Flashback) Naori
More good times, you mean.
[17:48] (Flashback) Naori
Your hand's kinda wet.
[17:49] (Flashback) Jun
Shut it. Show some tact
and keep it to yourself.
[17:55] (Flashback) Jun
All right, up. Let's head home.
[17:58] (Flashback) Naori
You ask me out and flinch
at the thought of a hug?
[18:03] (Flashback) Jun
Sheesh.
[18:11] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Right?
[18:13] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Welcome home.
[18:14] (Flashback) Naori
I'm back.
[18:15] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Unusual to see you out and
about. Where did you go?
[18:18] (Flashback) Naori
The movies. Saw one that
would feed the lore fiends.
[18:23] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Will you have dinner?
[18:24] (Flashback) Naori
Nah, I'm full.
[18:25] (Flashback) Jingujimom
I always tell you to call ahead
when you don't need food!
[18:29] (Flashback) Naori
Sorry about that.
[18:34] (Flashback) Naori
Drop by my room before bed.
[18:37] (Flashback) Rumi
Okay.
[18:39] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Naori! Put your trash where it belongs!
[18:43] (Flashback) Rumi
It's fine. I'll put it away.
[18:45] (Flashback) Jingujimom
What do I do with these daughters?
[18:48] (Flashback) Jingujimom
One's a basketball addict,
[18:50] (Flashback) Jingujimom
and the other won't shut up about movies.
[18:53] (Flashback) Jingujimom
Is there no middle ground with you two?
[18:55] (Flashback) Jingujimom
I miss when you wore matching clothes and
it was impossible to tell you two apart.
[19:00] (Flashback) Rumi
I didn't know what I was
doing was simply cosplay.
[19:06] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm coming in, Naori.
[19:10] (Flashback) Rumi
Naori?
[19:11] (Flashback) Naori
Jun-kun asked me to go out with him today.
[19:15] (Flashback) Rumi
For real? I'm happy for you.
[19:17] (Flashback) Rumi
Grats.
[19:18] (Flashback) Naori
And you're okay with that?
[19:20] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh?
[19:21] (Flashback) Naori
Well, I can't say I saw it coming.
[19:25] (Flashback) Naori
So I turned him down.
[19:28] (Flashback) Rumi
What do you mean?
[19:30] (Flashback) Naori
I'm kidding. But I love
that look on your face.
[19:35] (Flashback) Rumi
You set me up?!
[19:38] (Flashback) Rumi
If you were my classmate and not my sister,
[19:40] (Flashback) Rumi
I don't think I could ever
be friends with you.
[19:43] (Flashback) Naori
That stings, elder twin sister of mine.
[19:46] (Flashback) Naori
I'll have you know I'm doing my
best playing your little sister.
[19:50] (Flashback) Rumi
"Little," huh? How, exactly?
[19:51] (Flashback) Naori
A good question.
[19:53] (Flashback) Naori
After all, I'm bigger than
you where it counts.
[19:56] (Flashback) Rumi
Screw you.
[19:59] (Flashback) Rumi
Y'know, you are getting
kinda chubby for real.
[20:02] (Flashback) Rumi
Wanna come jogging with me?
[20:04] (Flashback) Naori
No way. Not on your life.
[20:06] (Flashback) Naori
Also, FYI, a lot of boys prefer a
little meat on the bone nowadays.
[20:13] (Flashback) Rumi
You know what that's called?
[20:16] (Flashback) Naori
What?
[20:18] (Flashback) Rumi
Denial.
[20:20] Shirosakidad
I know it made way for better
stealth and efficiency,
[20:23] Shirosakidad
but I miss the old
fortress-like deck of yore.
[20:26] Jingujidad
I get it.
[20:27] Jingujidad
The turret was downsized,
and we got VLS launchers.
[20:30] Jingujidad
More sci-fi, but it still feels lacking.
[20:33] Jun
You did always say you preferred
more artillery in your model kits.
[20:37] Jingujidad
There's something to be said about
the sight of several cannons lined up.
[20:41] Jingujidad
That reminds me, there's a Yamato
model with the 46 cm Type 94 gun...
[20:42] Rumi
Dad, put the empty
glasses in the sink.
[20:45] Rumi
No need to wash them. Heck, please don't.
[20:48] Rumi
You'll break them.
[20:50] Jingujidad
Okay, okay.
[20:52] Jun
Uh... I think we'll be going now.
[20:54] Naori
Do you have to? Tomorrow's a holiday, too.
[20:57] Jun
Can't have him spending the
last day of the break hung over.
[21:02] Naori
Here he comes with the facts and logic.
[21:05] Jun
Rumi.
[21:07] Jun
Tell your mom the yakisoba was great.
[21:10] Rumi
Oh, okay.
[21:13] Naori
Yakisoba? What about yakisoba?
[21:15] Jun
We ate some at the end, remember?
[21:18] Naori
Ah.
[21:19] Jingujidad
If only Jun-kun would join our family.
I'd get to talk to him lots more.
[21:23] Shirosakidad
Good idea!
[21:25] Naori
Oh? Can we dig deeper into this?
[21:27] Jun
Naori!
[21:28] Jun
And you two have had a bit too much.
[21:30] Jun
Come on, Dad. We're going home.
[21:34] Rumi
Go walk them home, Naori.
[21:37] Jun
Nah. I'd just have to walk her back.
[21:40] Naori
They live next door.
They'll be home in a minute.
[21:42] Rumi
Just go, yeah?
[21:47] Naori
Okay, I will.
[21:55] Reira
What?
[21:56] Reira
You love him and still dumped him?
That makes no sense.
[21:59] Rumi
It does...
[22:01] Reira
Then I guess Jinguji Rumi's
just plain old stupid.
[22:05] Rumi
I admit it.
[22:06] Reira
Well, you shouldn't, jeez.
[22:09] Naori
Jun-kun, my boy, why are
you seated in that chair?
[22:13] Jun
Because you took over my bed.
[22:16] Naori
An amusing thing to say.
[22:19] Naori
You need only join me here.
[22:22] Jun
Whoa... Chill.
[22:25] Naori
Get over here.
[22:35] Jun
Don't put your head on my
arm like it's nothing.
[22:37] Naori
This establishment doesn't provide
that service? Does it cost extra?
[22:40] Jun
I am not some red-light establishment.
[22:44] Jun
A high school girl shouldn't
make jokes like that.
[22:46] Naori
Come on. What's the big deal?
[22:49] Jun
Is that book any good?
[22:51] Naori
Oh, it's good good.
[22:53] Naori
The Tale of the Heike was great, too.
It was written with a personal touch.
[22:57] Jun
Yeah. I can't believe you cast such
a wide net with genres, though.
[23:01] Jun
I keep going back to the same stuff.
[23:04] Naori
Hey, if that's what you're into.
I mainly go by how I'm feeling that day.
[23:08] Jun
It was hard following on
your heels, you know.
[23:12] Naori
Following who? Me?
[23:15] Naori
Like the books I read?
The anime and movies I watched?
[23:19] Jun
Yeah.
[23:20] Naori
I don't like that noncommittal answer.
[23:28] Naori
Hey, let's kiss.
[23:31] Jun
Huh?
E3 - You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me
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[00:00] Reira
You're such an idiot, Rumi.
[00:03] Reira
Say, for argument's sake, that breaking up
to give your sister a chance is okay.
[00:07] Reira
Even then, it seriously makes no sense
to actively push them to start dating.
[00:12] Rumi
But I feel bad for trying
to beat her to the punch.
[00:15] Reira
Does that matter?
[00:16] Reira
I don't know why you'd feel bad
about it. It's kinda weird, even.
[00:21] Reira
What if Shirosaki actually falls for her?
[00:26] Rumi
As her sister, and his friend,
I'll feel I did the right thing.
[00:31] Rumi
I think.
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 3. "You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me"
[02:05] Reira
Do you really think killing your desires is
gonna make things work out for everyone?
[02:10] Reira
And even if it did, it wouldn't
include you, would it?
[02:14] Reira
You need to learn to put
yourself first at times.
[02:18] Reira
Nobody can bring happiness to others
if they aren't happy themselves.
[02:24] Reira
What?
[02:25] Rumi
You're so cool like that, Reira.
[02:28] Rumi
All our juniors in middle
school loved you for it.
[02:32] Reira
The girls, yeah.
[02:33] Rumi
Jun once said he thought you'd make
a better captain than me, too.
[02:38] Reira
There you go, bringing Shirosaki up again.
[02:41] Reira
You love him to bits, don't you?
[02:45] Rumi
Yeah.
[02:49] Reira
Then think about it this way.
[02:52] Reira
You made up for the sin of beating
your sister to the punch.
[02:55] Reira
If it can even be called a sin, that is.
[02:57] Reira
With that out of the way, now it's up
to Shirosaki to make his choice, right?
[03:02] Reira
If he breaks up with your sister and comes
back to you, that'll wrap things up nicely.
[03:09] Rumi
Huh? That's not gonna happen.
[03:12] Rumi
Jun was in love with Naori to begin with.
[03:16] Reira
That's loser talk.
[03:19] Reira
How can you be so feisty when it comes
to basketball and so passive in romance?
[03:24] Rumi
Yeah, well, they're very different things.
[03:27] Reira
I think you're the more
attractive one, honestly.
[03:31] Reira
I don't like saying this, but your sister
strikes me as kind of a schemer.
[03:36] Rumi
I didn't know you disliked Naori.
[03:39] Reira
"Dislike," eh?
[03:41] Reira
That's one way to put it, I guess.
[03:44] Reira
And yet I find myself in the same class
as her by some cruel twist of fate.
[03:49] Rumi
Wait, is she causing problems in class?
[03:52] Reira
Not really, but she sticks out.
In good ways and bad.
[03:57] Rumi
Sorry about her.
[03:59] Reira
Seriously, quit thinking about
your sister all the time.
[04:02] Reira
You're in the same class as
Shirosaki now. Make it count.
[04:06] Toyoshige
The flight scene was the highlight.
[04:09] Jun
No doubt.
[04:10] Jun
It was divine, like an angel had
descended from the heavens.
[04:14] Toyoshige
You gotta love the artistic
expression, right?
[04:17] Naori
Whatcha talking about,
[04:19] Naori
Professor Moriwaky?
[04:21] Toyoshige
About the irresistible sex appeal of Iris.
[04:24] Naori
Oh? I fully agree.
[04:25] Naori
That Gamera movie stands alone in the
romance genre of tokusatsu films.
[04:29] Toyoshige
Romance? Never thought about it that way.
[04:31] Naori
Makes sense, given your low-key machismo.
[04:34] Naori
How about you, Jun-kun?
[04:35] Jun
I read an article once where the
director hinted it was romance.
[04:40] Toyoshige
I suppose I could see it
as a kind of yuri romance.
[04:44] Naori
Yeah?
[04:45] Naori
But Iris kinda resembles Prince Charming
from a shoujo manga. The bossy type.
[04:49] Jun
Was pretty pushy, now that you mention it.
[04:51] Naori
Right? Super pushy! We're talking
way past wall-slam territory.
[04:55] Toyoshige
What, are you into wall slams?
[04:58] Naori
If, and only if, "step one: be hot" is cleared.
[05:01] Naori
Not that Gamera would ever
resort to such clownery.
[05:05] Naori
He's the stoic type that lets his
back—his shell—do all the talking!
[05:09] Naori
Squee! I wish I could see
his majestic form again!
[05:11] Toyoshige
You guys wanna do another movie
marathon? With the Heisei trilogy.
[05:15] Naori
We going in? We doing Gamera?!
[05:17] Jun
Marathoning a trilogy on
a weekday is a bad idea.
[05:20] Jun
And Naori, shut up for a sec.
[05:22] Toyoshige
Damn teacher's pet.
[05:23] Naori
Yeah, yeah! Quiet, teacher's pet.
[05:25] Jun
You two better knock it off.
[05:27] Naori
How am I supposed to quell
this fire in my heart?!
[05:30] Toyoshige
Yeah, where do I direct this raging passion?
[05:34] Jun
Quit trying to make me
out to be the bad guy.
[05:37] Jun
Heck, you can watch stuff
whenever you want, Professor.
[05:40] Toyoshige
What? Are you kidding me?
[05:42] Toyoshige
Watching stuff is only fun with you guys.
[05:46] Naori
That's our professor! You get it.
[05:49] Naori
I would've cursed your name for all
eternity if you did it without us.
[05:53] Jun
Okay, fine. Just settle down.
[05:55] Toyoshige
I'm free on the weekend.
[05:56] Naori
We're having a kaiju movie fest
on one of the days, then.
[05:59] Jun
Sure...
[06:01] Rumi
Hey, Naori. Lunch break's almost over.
[06:04] Naori
Okay, okay.
[06:05] Naori
I'll go get felled in Shiba Park.
[06:10] Rumi
Were you guys nerding it up again?
[06:13] Toyoshige
Listen, Jinguji Senior. You're
walking a fine line here.
[06:16] Toyoshige
We were engaged in tokusatsu
movie criticism.
[06:19] Rumi
Is there a difference?
[06:21] Rumi
Not that it matters. Back
to your desk, Moriwaki.
[06:25] Rumi
I need mine back.
[06:26] Jun
Rumi's got you there, Professor.
[06:31] Toyoshige
Got it.
[06:34] Rumi
You know, that "Professor"
nickname is so weird.
[06:39] Rumi
It's a Holmes thing?
[06:41] Jun
Yeah. Moriwaki, so Moriarty.
[06:43] Jun
Wasn't me that came up with
it, though. It was Naori.
[06:48] Rumi
She sure loves giving
people weird nicknames.
[06:52] Rumi
She even calls Reira... Unio? Inio?
[06:56] Rumi
I don't really get it.
[06:58] Jun
Naori's a daddy's girl through and through.
[07:01] Jun
Anime, manga, movies, novels...
Your dad got her into all of those.
[07:06] Jun
But you're more of a
mommy's girl, aren't you?
[07:08] Rumi
Yeah, for better or worse.
[07:17] Ririsu
What'd you score in English?
[07:19] Naori
Ninety-six. You, Chief?
[07:22] Ririsu
Ninety-three.
[07:23] Ririsu
You beat me again, Sensei.
[07:25] Naori
Don't call me that when
we have actual teachers.
[07:28] Ririsu
That merits a "no u."
[07:30] Naori
What's wrong with calling you "Chief"?
[07:33] Naori
I actually wanted to call you "Seicho"
due to your surname, Kamedake.
[07:36] Ririsu
Nope!
[07:37] Ririsu
The Castle of Sand is a masterpiece
in both book and movie form,
[07:41] Ririsu
but I refuse to be saddled
with that nickname!
[07:44] Naori
Very well. As you wish, milady.
[07:47] Naori
Anyway, what are you most confident about?
[07:53] Ririsu
Math?
[07:54] Naori
Let's duel with that, then.
[07:57] Ririsu
Sounds good. Our first
battle in high school.
[08:00] Ririsu
Let's do it!
[08:01] Naori
You must really be confident.
[08:04] Ririsu
Given who I'm up against, I have to be.
[08:06] Ririsu
So, what will the loser have to do? Pay
for 80 minutes of Sweets Paradise?
[08:10] Naori
N-No! Don't feed me calories!
[08:13] Ririsu
How rare for you to care about
this stuff, Calorie-Poly-sensei.
[08:17] Naori
I gained three kilos over Golden Week!
[08:20] Naori
I shouldn't have gotten on that
scale! I wish I'd never known!
[08:26] Naori
Who're you calling roly-poly?
[08:28] Ririsu
If you care about your weight
so much, have some control.
[08:31] Naori
Screw your facts and logic.
[08:33] Naori
Fine, I'll drink nothing but Darjeeling tea!
[08:36] Ririsu
You don't have to take
it as far as Rumi-chan,
[08:38] Ririsu
but maybe try working ou—
[08:41] Naori
I've had it with all of you
and your workout talk!
[08:46] Ririsu
Eureka! How about the loser
pays for unlimited karaoke?
[08:50] Ririsu
That should help burn some calories.
Right, Calorie-Poly-sensei?
[08:55] Naori
I can live with that.
[08:58] Naori
And it doesn't matter how cutely you say it.
I'm still not letting you call me that.
[09:01] Ririsu
Okay, ready?
[09:03] Ririsunaori
One, two...
[09:06] Sign
Naori
[09:06] Sign
Got it
[09:06] Sign
Call
[09:06] Sign
Naori
[09:06] Sign
Karaoke today
[09:06] Sign
Naori
[09:06] Sign
Go home without me
[09:09] Jun
Can we go to your place?
[09:12] Toyoshige
Today? Are we watching
Gamera without Jinguji?
[09:15] Jun
Nah, different reason.
[09:16] Toyoshige
Ah, say no more.
[09:19] Toyoshige
I have a treasure chest
of goodies to offer you.
[09:21] Jun
Whatever you're thinking, that ain't it.
[09:26] Jun
There's even more stuff in your room now.
[09:30] Toyoshige
Take a seat wherever.
[09:32] Jun
Okay.
[09:36] Toyoshige
So you noticed, my brother
from another mother.
[09:39] Toyoshige
You have a keen eye.
[09:41] Jun
Wait, is that...
[09:43] Toyoshige
It's what you're here for, right?
[09:44] Jun
Like hell it is! I've never seen one...
[09:48] Sign
180 Minutes of
Easy Cream Recipes
[09:48] Sign
Tonight's Fapuccino Home Party,
Brought to You by Miss Shortstack
[09:50] Jun
like this...
[09:50] Toyoshige
An actress who looks like Jinguji, you mean?
[09:53] Toyoshige
If the childhood friend
says it, it must be true.
[09:56] Toyoshige
I knew I wasn't seeing things.
[09:58] Jun
Dude, you suck.
[10:00] Sign
My Shortstack Childhood Friend
Keeps Me Coming for More!
[10:00] Jun
This too?
[10:02] Jun
How many do you have?
[10:03] Toyoshige
All seven that've come out so far.
[10:06] Jun
All? Professor...
[10:08] Jun
Do you like Naori?
[10:10] Toyoshige
Hmm?
[10:12] Toyoshige
If you're asking if I'm into her, then yes.
[10:16] Toyoshige
I even asked her out back in middle school.
[10:19] Jun
You did? That's news to me.
[10:22] Toyoshige
Oh, she kept it a secret for me, huh?
[10:27] Jun
When?
[10:28] Toyoshige
A little after we started middle school.
[10:31] Toyoshige
When we became classmates, I got
to know Jinguji through you,
[10:35] Toyoshige
and she was still behaving.
[10:36] Jun
What made you fall for her?
[10:39] Toyoshige
Her face and her chest.
[10:41] Jun
O-Oh...
[10:43] Toyoshige
I've asked out many a girl in my time,
[10:45] Toyoshige
but I'd never seen
a shortstack like her before.
[10:47] Toyoshige
And we even have similar hobbies.
[10:50] Toyoshige
What more could you ask for in a girlfriend?
[10:52] Toyoshige
Oh, my bad. It's all in the past now.
[10:56] Jun
Dude...
[10:57] Toyoshige
I'll stop.
[10:58] Jun
That's not it.
[10:59] Jun
I just remembered what the girls call you.
[11:03] Toyoshige
Oh? What?
[11:06] Jun
A dickwad who only cares about sex.
[11:08] Toyoshige
Oh, please!
[11:09] Toyoshige
I also care about the sex.
[11:11] Toyoshige
Killing two birds and all that.
[11:13] Jun
And the boys call you
a professional rehearser.
[11:16] Toyoshige
Hey, even Toscanini and Celibidache
rehearse until they're satisfied.
[11:21] Jun
And wait, is Naori even that tiny?
[11:24] Jun
Would you call Kamedake a loli, too?
[11:26] Toyoshige
You are such a fool.
[11:28] Toyoshige
Loli is a concept. A part of metaphysics.
[11:33] Jun
Aristotle's rolling in his grave.
[11:35] Jun
You know she'll be pissed if
she finds out you see her that way.
[11:39] Toyoshige
Who, her? Not a chance.
[11:41] Jun
I guess. She might ask you a million
questions about it, instead.
[11:45] Toyoshige
I found that stuff before
I asked her out, okay?
[11:48] Toyoshige
I just brought it out because Jinguji
came to mind over Golden Week.
[11:52] Toyoshige
It's friendship, pure and simple.
[11:53] Jun
Don't use porn as a substitute
for someone you call a friend.
[11:56] Toyoshige
I did it so I wouldn't get between you two.
I was being considerate, dumbass.
[12:01] Jun
Were you really?
[12:03] Toyoshige
Of course.
[12:04] Toyoshige
Ever since I found out she
was in love in with you,
[12:07] Toyoshige
I've been keeping my nose out of it.
[12:10] Toyoshige
I don't get it, though.
[12:12] Toyoshige
I would choose the little sister over
the older one every single time.
[12:16] Jun
W-Wait a second. You realized?
[12:21] Jun
How Naori feels about me, I mean.
[12:24] Toyoshige
Huh? Who wouldn't?
[12:29] Toyoshige
Wait, you didn't?
[12:32] Jun
I found out just the other day.
[12:33] Toyoshige
The other day?!
[12:34] Sign
My Shortstack Childhood Friend
Keeps Me Coming for More!
[12:35] Ririsu
When did you
[12:38] Jun
I was actually surprised when
she agreed to go out with me.
[12:38] Naori
Descend upon me
[12:41] Ririsunaori
My blue angel
[12:42] Jun
I thought Naori wasn't dating,
at least not right now.
[12:48] Toyoshige
Holy crap.
[12:49] Toyoshige
I can't believe you have twins in love
with you. I'm so envious I could die.
[12:52] Toyoshige
Die, you! Die on the other side of sorrow!
[12:54] Jun
I have lots to think about, okay?!
[12:56] Toyoshige
What could you possibly have to think about?
[12:59] Toyoshige
The younger twin loves you,
you date the older twin,
[13:02] Toyoshige
break up with her, and then
go out with the younger twin.
[13:05] Toyoshige
What's there to think about?
You're living the dream.
[13:09] Toyoshige
Plus, you always liked Jinguji anyway, right?
[13:13] Toyoshige
There's no issue, then.
[13:15] Jun
"Always"?
[13:17] Jun
It was a long time ago.
[13:19] Jun
Rumi was the one I dated, and
I still have feelings for her.
[13:25] Jun
Telling me to go out with Naori now...
[13:28] Toyoshige
Die!
[13:29] Toyoshige
Shirosaki, I'm gonna start
calling you Makoto. Or Kyosuke.
[13:33] Toyoshige
Or even Rito!
[13:35] Jun
Calm down, man.
[13:39] Toyoshige
I guess Canti or Junpei works, too.
[13:42] Toyoshige
But Shirosaki, this is something
you have to come to terms with.
[13:45] Toyoshige
Don't go asking others for advice.
[13:49] Jun
You got me there.
[13:50] Toyoshige
Owned.
[13:54] Rumi
Pass!
[14:06] Reira
You two okay?!
[14:09] Reira
Rumi?
[14:10] Reira
Rumi!
[14:16] Jingujidad
Hey there.
[14:18] Jingujimom
Jun-kun?
[14:20] Jingujimom
I'll have dinner ready in a sec.
[14:21] Jun
Sure, thank you.
[14:24] Jun
Also, this is from Mom.
[14:26] Jingujimom
What is it?
[14:28] Jun
Some nice butter she ordered.
[14:30] Jingujimom
My, thank you!
[14:31] Jingujidad
Lost the battle to win the war.
[14:33] Jun
This is nothing compared to dinner
every time my mom has night shift.
[14:37] Jingujimom
Don't worry about it. He's always
excited to have you over.
[14:42] Naori
Onee-chan says she doesn't want dinner.
[14:45] Jun
Huh?
[14:47] Jun
Did something happen?
[14:48] Jingujidad
She sprained her left wrist
during practice.
[14:51] Jingujidad
She's been holed up in her room since.
[14:53] Jingujidad
It's only her left hand, so it
shouldn't affect her that much.
[14:56] Jingujimom
You know that's not the problem.
[14:59] Jingujimom
She was putting in lots of work to
make the first team as a first-year.
[15:02] Naori
Should we dance outside her
door to draw her out?
[15:05] Jingujimom
Not the time for jokes.
[15:07] Jun
May I go talk to her?
[15:09] Jingujimom
Please.
[15:17] Jun
Hey.
[15:18] Jun
Mind if I come in?
[15:28] Jun
Does it hurt?
[15:29] Rumi
It's wrapped up now, so no.
[15:32] Rumi
It's like nothing ever works out for me.
[15:36] Rumi
I mess everything up.
[15:38] Jun
You've been trying to make first team?
[15:40] Rumi
It's impossible now.
[15:42] Rumi
Why does this always happen to me?
[15:46] Jun
Don't say that.
[15:49] Jun
You've always put in your
absolute best effort.
[15:53] Jun
I don't play any sports now.
[15:55] Jun
I don't know the right words to make
you feel better, but I will say this.
[15:59] Jun
It's okay to cry.
[16:07] Rumi
I tried so hard!
[16:09] Rumi
I tried so, so hard!
[16:13] Rumi
I was so close... This sucks.
[16:16] Jun
Yeah.
[16:18] Jun
Yeah.
[16:20] Jun
You never cry in front of people,
huh? Ever since we were kids.
[16:25] Jun
It must've been hard, never
complaining, always being on edge.
[16:32] Jun
Rumi...
[16:39] Naori
How's it going? Feel any better?
[16:43] Rumi
Sorry! I'll be out in a sec.
[16:47] Rumi
Sorry for making you worry.
[16:49] Naori
Dad and Mom are waiting for you.
[16:51] Rumi
Yeah. Sorry again.
[16:54] Jun
My bad. Looks like I made you worry, too.
[16:56] Naori
It's okay. I'm glad Onee-chan's
feeling better, though.
[17:01] Jun
Yeah...
[17:02] Naori
What did you do, huh?
[17:04] Naori
Surely you didn't dance for her?
[17:07] Jun
Just consoled her a bit.
[17:09] Jun
We should go, too.
[17:13] Naori
Terrible acting.
[17:17] Naori
Onee-chan's eyes were red from crying,
[17:19] Naori
but nobody commented on it.
[17:21] Naori
We simply chatted and had dinner.
[17:24] Naori
But I...
[17:25] Naori
I noticed that she was trying
not to look at Jun-kun,
[17:29] Naori
and also that he was trying
to avoid looking me in the eye.
[17:33] Naori
Not that I said anything.
[17:36] Naori
Morning, Jun-kun.
[17:37] Jun
Morning.
[17:38] Naori
You're early today.
[17:39] Jun
Am I?
[17:40] Naori
A little earlier than usual, yeah.
[17:42] Naori
Same here, though.
[17:44] Jun
Where's Rumi?
[17:45] Naori
At practice. Not even an
injury can keep her out.
[17:49] Naori
Are you gonna join any clubs?
Do archery like before, maybe?
[17:53] Naori
I guess your dictionary doesn't include
the words "guts" or "passion."
[17:58] Naori
Reading Zen and the Art of Archery
might rekindle your flame.
[18:03] Naori
A lot of works titled "X and Y" tend
to be classics, don't you think?
[18:08] Naori
Crime and Punishment, Man
and His Search for Meaning,
[18:11] Naori
Flower and Snake, Tom and Jerry.
[18:14] Jun
Huh? Sorry, I kinda spaced out.
[18:16] Naori
You're not yourself today. Something wrong?
[18:19] Jun
I don't think I'm not myself.
[18:22] Naori
A double negative?
[18:24] Naori
Not convincing rhetoric, I must say.
[18:28] Jun
What are you saying? You're
acting funny yourself.
[18:33] Naori
Well, I'll take it.
[18:35] Naori
Sorry, I was being a little mean.
[18:46] Toyoshige
Shirosaki's not here.
[18:47] Naori
D-Don't scare me like that!
[18:50] Naori
You want me to drop thermobaric
explosives on the Moriwaki home?!
[18:52] Toyoshige
Too bad. We have a basement.
[18:55] Toyoshige
Anyway, take a seat. Not that it's mine.
[18:59] Naori
So, where'd Jun-kun go?
[19:01] Toyoshige
Beats me. He'll be back soon enough.
[19:04] Naori
Not a very useful informant, are you?
[19:06] Toyoshige
I really don't know, okay?
[19:08] Toyoshige
That aside, Shirosaki told me about you two.
[19:12] Naori
Wha?
[19:13] Toyoshige
Oh, just wanted to say I'm happy for you.
[19:17] Naori
Thanks.
[19:19] Naori
But he didn't just give you the news.
He wanted advice, right?
[19:24] Naori
It's fine. I can tell.
[19:27] Toyoshige
Jinguji, you...
[19:29] Naori
Stop right there.
[19:30] Naori
I know what those Razzie Award-winning
actors are thinking.
[19:34] Naori
We've been together since we were kids.
[19:38] Toyoshige
You're amazing. The dream girl.
[19:42] Naori
Sorry I didn't take to you.
[19:44] Toyoshige
I should've asked you out more
seriously. Worst mistake of my life.
[19:49] Naori
Oh, you were plenty serious. You made
your desire very clear, believe me.
[19:54] Toyoshige
I admit defeat. You see
through everything, huh?
[19:58] Toyoshige
There's something I want to clear up.
[20:01] Toyoshige
How were things with you and
Shirosaki when you were kids?
[20:05] Naori
What kind of vague question is that?
[20:08] Naori
Just normal. We talked about
books and movies and stuff.
[20:11] Naori
But Jun-kun got on better
with Onee-chan than me.
[20:17] Naori
They were always together.
[20:20] Toyoshige
Okay, I get it now.
[20:22] Naori
What? What do you get?
[20:24] Toyoshige
Say, Jinguji, do you know who
Shirosaki's first crush was?
[20:29] Naori
Onee-chan, right?
[20:30] Toyoshige
No, stupid.
[20:31] Toyoshige
It was you.
[20:33] Rumi
Let's make this the last time we meet alone.
[20:36] Rumi
We can't get swept up in the moment again.
[20:39] Jun
About that...
[20:41] Jun
I don't think I can move on from you.
[20:45] Rumi
Stop it. Are you stupid?
[20:47] Rumi
Haven't you been in love with Naori
forever? And Naori loves you, too.
[20:53] Rumi
You finally get to be together,
so knock it off.
[20:56] Jun
Figures. That's why you
broke up with me, right?
[21:00] Jun
You went out with me,
planning to break up all along.
[21:04] Rumi
I'm sorry.
[21:06] Rumi
But I want you to be happy together.
[21:08] Jun
You don't get it!
[21:11] Jun
Yes, I liked Naori.
[21:15] Jun
She was my first crush.
[21:17] Jun
But that's all it was.
[21:20] Jun
Ever since we started dating,
you're the one I've been in love with!
[21:26] Rumi
What's all this now?
[21:29] Rumi
You never once told me you loved me!
[21:33] Jun
Sorry.
[21:35] Jun
I thought you knew.
[21:38] Rumi
How could I have known, you moron?!
[21:40] Toyoshige
Hey, you okay there?
[21:42] Toyoshige
Your face is all red.
[21:44] Naori
DATURA.
[21:45] Toyoshige
I didn't know you were capable
of looking like this.
[21:48] Naori
Die.
[21:50] Naori
Don't look at me. Go away.
[21:51] Toyoshige
Wait, are you crying?!
[21:53] Naori
I've decided.
[21:57] Naori
I'm going to fix all of this myself.
[22:02] Rumi
Thanks, Jun.
[22:04] Rumi
There's something I've been
keeping from you, too.
E4 - Anything You Want
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[00:03] Rumi
Say...
[00:05] Rumi
When did you get over Naori?
[00:08] Jun
I'm not sure it was "getting over" her...
[00:11] Jun
From grade school to partway
through middle school,
[00:13] Jun
I wanted Naori to see me as an equal.
[00:17] Jun
I tried to beat her in exams,
reading, or just overall knowledge.
[00:21] Jun
But she never took notice of it.
[00:25] Jun
When I realized I was the only one who
saw us as rivals, the magic wore off.
[00:31] Rumi
I see.
[00:32] Jun
You and I started dating
around the same time,
[00:35] Jun
and I stopped focusing on Naori so much.
[00:38] Jun
I figured she and I could
be good hobby buddies.
[00:42] Rumi
Okay, I get it.
[00:44] Rumi
I beat Naori to the punch and stole
her love while she hemmed and hawed.
[00:49] Rumi
I thought he'd choose me if I poured my
heart and soul into our relationship.
[00:52] Rumi
But Jun couldn't get rid
of my guilt for me.
[00:57] Rumi
This is no different, then.
[01:00] Rumi
You'll forget all about me as time
goes on and you keep dating Naori.
[01:04] Jun
That'd make me a colossal jerk.
[01:07] Rumi
I'm happy with this.
[01:09] Rumi
I mean, I got Jun to choose me,
even if just for a little while.
[01:20] Rumi
Look, crepuscular rays.
[01:26] Jun
I'm impressed you know.
[01:29] Rumi
You told me about them.
[01:31] Jun
Did I?
[01:32] Rumi
Jerk. This is the problem with you.
[01:37] Jun
Would things have gone differently if
we'd talked it out like this sooner?
[01:43] Rumi
Maybe.
[01:46] Rumi
Anyway, I have to get to practice.
[01:48] Jun
You're so brave, Rumi.
[01:52] Rumi
You idiot. Can't you tell I'm
putting on a brave face?
[01:55] Jun
Oh... I know this is all
coming a bit too late,
[02:00] Jun
but it was fun.
[02:01] Jun
I honestly couldn't believe how
much fun I was having dating you.
[02:06] Jun
Thanks for everything.
[02:09] Rumi
Quit trying to act cool.
[02:10] Rumi
Bye.
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 4. "Anything You Want"
[03:51] Jun
Hey.
[03:52] Jun
The school paparazzi will
have a field day with this.
[03:54] Toyoshige
I would welcome being linked with Jinguji.
[03:57] Naori
A scandal with you would
ruin my rep, so no thanks.
[04:00] Jun
What's wrong?
[04:01] Naori
He talked dirty to me!
[04:03] Naori
Said his dream girl is an F-cup who
wears see-through satin underwear!
[04:07] Naori
I was so traumatized that I cried!
[04:08] Toyoshige
I resent that accusation!
[04:11] Jun
Professor.
[04:13] Jun
You went through hell, huh?
[04:14] Toyoshige
I knew you would trust me, my brother.
[04:17] Naori
Hey! Why're you two acting
like the case is closed?
[04:19] Jun
So, why were you really crying?
[04:23] Naori
An eyelash got caught in my eye.
[04:28] Toyoshige
Where were you, by the way?
[04:30] Jun
In another class, taking care of something.
Sorry if I kept you waiting.
[04:34] Naori
Hey, I was waiting for you, too!
[04:36] Jun
My bad. Let's go home.
[04:38] Naori
I'll get my bag.
[04:40] Naori
And Professor, this is for you.
[04:45] Jun
What'd she give you?
[04:47] Jun
Trash?
[04:48] Toyoshige
Shirosaki.
[04:50] Toyoshige
That girl is crazy. She knows.
[04:54] Naori
"Is Tomoe Gozen a combat beauty character?"
That's a contentious topic.
[05:00] Jun
I don't think she's a
badass like, say, Ripley.
[05:04] Naori
But she's fighting for
survival just like her.
[05:07] Naori
I figured that the story Tomoe Gozen
is in would be a hit with the boys,
[05:13] Naori
and you proved me right.
[05:16] Jun
Right...
[05:18] Naori
Hey.
[05:20] Naori
Can we go on a Sunday date
toward the end of the month?
[05:24] Jun
S-Sure. Of course.
[05:26] Naori
Great.
[05:27] Naori
I want to make up for being
a little mean this morning.
[05:31] Naori
So let's take it from
the top, one more time.
[05:34] Jun
The end of the month's a while away.
[05:35] Naori
I've got plans of my own, okay?
[05:39] Ririsu
A date?
[05:40] Ririsu
A date, you say?
[05:42] Ririsu
You've barely even taken your first steps.
How are you thinking this far ahead?
[05:48] Ririsu
Have you grown out of your
crawling phase already?
[05:51] Naori
Like Siddhartha Gautama,
I grew out of it the moment I received life.
[05:55] Sign
In Heaven and on Earth,
I alone am the honored one.
[05:58] Naori
Anyway, I went out of my way to ask him out.
[06:01] Naori
He should be thankful.
[06:02] Ririsu
I'm amazed you can say something
so arrogant with a straight face.
[06:06] Ririsu
I guess someone as haughty
as you would be able to.
[06:10] Ririsu
Where do you even find that
arrogance—confidence? Respect.
[06:14] Naori
It sounds like you're badmouthing me,
but I appreciate the respect.
[06:17] Naori
The love and respect of my
subjects is what keeps me going.
[06:21] Ririsu
Your positive outlook comes
from your self-belief, right?
[06:26] Ririsu
You're pretty, smart, and knowledgable.
[06:29] Ririsu
It's so unfair.
[06:30] Naori
Someone told me smart and
knowledgable girls tend to be disliked.
[06:34] Ririsu
Nothing to say about the "pretty" part?
[06:36] Ririsu
Have you never heard of flattery, perhaps?
[06:39] Naori
But I am pretty, aren't I?
[06:41] Ririsu
The casualness in your statement
makes me want to disagree!
[06:44] Ririsu
I'll put a curse on you that makes "Huh? I
smell a case close by!" your catchphrase.
[06:49] Naori
Huh? I smell a case close by!
[06:51] Ririsu
What is with the pandering tone?
[06:54] Ririsu
It's sad that so many boys fall
victim to this facade of yours.
[06:59] Ririsu
I sentence those fools to
death by firing squad!
[07:02] Ririsu
Shoot 'em down!
[07:04] Ririsu
So, what's your plan for the date, Sensei?
[07:07] Naori
Nothing. I don't even know
what I'm gonna wear.
[07:09] Ririsu
Prevention beats a cure.
[07:11] Ririsu
You should be able to
formulate a plan in seconds.
[07:14] Ririsu
A date might be a good chance
to make a different impression.
[07:17] Ririsu
How about wearing a white dress and
trying to be all prim and proper?
[07:21] Naori
Hm... It's not the right time for white.
[07:24] Naori
Also, I need something that
clearly outlines my waist,
[07:27] Naori
or I'm going to look bloated.
[07:29] Ririsu
You mean you got chubby—
[07:31] Ririsu
Whatever. Wear what you want.
[07:34] Ririsu
Boys don't care all that much
about the outfit, anyway.
[07:37] Ririsu
What matters is sexy lingerie!
[07:39] Naori
Like I have any.
[07:41] Ririsu
Lies. I bet you have a bunch
of thongs lying around.
[07:49] Rumi
What's this? Not often you sit
down and watch a rom-com.
[07:57] Naori
You know, the whole fake orgasm thing...
[08:02] Rumi
Huh?
[08:03] Naori
I get that you're essentially lying,
but it's for a good cause, right?
[08:07] Naori
You want to let your partner
know you had a good time.
[08:11] Rumi
I don't know what you're talking about.
[08:13] Naori
I'm going on a date with Jun-kun soon.
[08:16] Rumi
Yeah? Well, try to keep yourself in check.
[08:20] Naori
In check? What do you mean?
[08:23] Rumi
You know exactly what I mean.
[08:25] Naori
Did I give you the wrong idea by watching
the kind of movie I'm not into?
[08:31] Naori
Relax. I'm not gonna go all the way.
[08:35] Naori
Partway, maybe.
[08:37] Rumi
There you go again.
[08:40] Naori
Mirrors and copulation are abominable,
because they increase the number of men.
[08:44] Naori
Good night.
[08:46] Naori
Oh, wait. Do you want to come along?
[08:49] Naori
If you're worried, all three of us can go.
[08:51] Rumi
Are you stupid?
[08:53] Rumi
No way. I've got prefecturals.
[08:56] Naori
I was kidding.
[08:58] Rumi
Where are you going, anyway?
[09:00] Naori
Kasai Marine Park.
[09:02] Naori
It keeps Jun-kun's nerd side happy,
and it's a good date spot.
[09:07] Rumi
I see. I hope the weather stays good.
[09:10] Naori
Merçi, kob khun ka, obrigada!
[09:18] Sign
You have a new message
[09:22] Sign
Naori
[09:22] Sign
We're going to Marine Park tomorrow.
Go to bed early.
[09:22] Naori
We're going to Marine Park
tomorrow. Go to bed early.
[09:25] Naori
We meet up at 9:30 AM.
[09:25] Sign
Naori
[09:25] Sign
We meet up at 9:30 AM.
[09:26] Naori
Be on time!
[09:27] Sign
Naori
[09:27] Sign
Be on time!
[09:27] Jun
Why so early?
[09:28] Sign
Why so early?
[09:29] Naori
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
[09:29] Sign
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
[09:29] Sign
Naori
[09:29] Sign
Naori
[09:32] Sign
Be on time!
[09:32] Sign
Why so early?
[09:32] Sign
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
[09:32] Sign
Naori
[09:32] Sign
Naori
[09:32] Sign
You have been warned.
[09:33] Naori
You have been warned.
[09:33] Jun
Got it.
[09:34] Sign
Why so early?
[09:34] Sign
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
[09:34] Sign
Naori
[09:34] Sign
Naori
[09:34] Sign
You have been warned.
[09:34] Sign
Got it.
[09:34] Sign
Naori
[09:35] Sign
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
[09:35] Sign
Why so early?
[09:35] Sign
If you oversleep, you're walking home.
I'll take away your wallet and smart card.
[09:35] Sign
Naori
[09:35] Sign
Naori
[09:35] Sign
You have been warned.
[09:35] Sign
Got it.
[09:35] Sign
Roger!
[09:39] Jun
Kasai, huh...
[09:57] Naori
Well?
[09:58] Jun
You look amazing... I think.
[10:03] Naori
One more time. Without the "I think."
[10:05] Jun
Uh, you look amazing.
[10:10] Naori
Thank you. That'll do.
[10:13] Naori
Shall we go?
[10:14] Jun
Yeah.
[10:25] Sign
Kasai Marine Park Station
[10:26] Naori
Diameter: 111 meters.
[10:28] Naori
And 117 meters high at its highest point.
[10:31] Jun
Just like you to bring out the numbers.
[10:34] Naori
You're the one in the wrong.
[10:37] Jun
How so?
[10:38] Naori
You were thinking of riding that
Ferris wheel in the evening, right?
[10:42] Jun
W-Well, yeah.
[10:43] Naori
I wish you would've said so.
[10:46] Naori
I thought the same, by the way. If we're
gonna ride it, it has to be in the evening.
[10:50] Jun
All you had to do was ask.
[10:53] Naori
Don't make the girl say it.
[10:55] Naori
And if we're talking size and scale,
numbers are everything.
[10:58] Naori
A Ferris wheel buff has to be
able to lust after big numbers.
[11:02] Jun
First I've heard of you being a buff.
[11:08] Naori
Korakuen, Yokohama, Arakawa Amusement Park.
[11:11] Naori
And the three of us took
the one here, remember?
[11:15] Jun
Did we?
[11:17] Naori
You were worried about the bolts
breaking off the whole time.
[11:21] Jun
How do you remember that?
[11:23] Naori
And here I thought it was good
to have fools in high places.
[11:26] Jun
You mean friends.
[11:28] Naori
My apologies. I thought a fool and
my friend were the same thing.
[11:32] Jun
You don't sound very apolegetic.
[11:34] Naori
Let it go. You won't make many
friends being that nitpicky.
[11:42] Naori
Look, we're going down.
It's Not-Stupid Land.
[11:45] Jun
Yeah, yeah. Very funny.
[12:03] Naori
Hammerhead sharks and hammerhead worms
feel like works by the same author.
[12:15] Naori
What are you doing here?!
[12:17] Naori
We're supposed to look at things together!
[12:19] Jun
You were just so into it.
I didn't want to intrude.
[12:22] Naori
Of course I'd be into it.
[12:24] Jun
Yeah. Like a kid in a toy store.
[12:26] Naori
Shut it, foo'!
[12:28] Naori
We're on a date, so we see things together.
Them's the rules, the principle!
[12:33] Naori
If you're gonna be like this, I wish this
place had my sea beasts instead of you.
[12:38] Jun
Sea beasts...
[12:39] Naori
Yeah, I wanted to see the
teetees out in the open.
[12:42] Jun
Teetees? Oh, you mean manatees.
[12:46] Jun
Why?
[12:47] Naori
I've been really into them lately.
[12:49] Jun
Uh-huh. Anyway, please use the right names.
[12:54] Jun
For a moment, I thought
you meant something else.
[12:56] Naori
Speaking of which, I didn't see
any slippery dicks, either.
[12:58] Jun
Seriously, stop it.
[13:00] Naori
Would you prefer the
lumpsuckers? Boops boops?
[13:02] Naori
Tell me.
[13:04] Jun
You're sounding like the Professor!
[13:05] Naori
Hey, they have a special exhibit.
[13:08] Jun
She really is acting like a kid.
[13:10] Naori
Wait, what?
[13:11] Naori
There's a hands-on, Jun-kun! I wanna touch!
[13:11] Sign
Hands-On Corner
[13:14] Naori
Jun-kun, it's a frilled
shark! Baby Godzilla!
[13:18] Jun
Whoa!
[13:19] Jun
It's my first time seeing the real thing.
[13:22] Naori
Oh, so this is what shark skin feels like.
[13:24] Jun
Don't touch it too much.
The smell will stick.
[13:27] Naori
It reeks!
[13:29] Jun
When sharks and other chondrichthyans die...
[13:31] Naori
They release an ammonia
stench, right? I know.
[13:34] Naori
You should try it, too.
[13:36] Jun
Nope!
[13:36] Naori
You wanna die without ever
learning how it smells?
[13:39] Naori
"Smell, not tell," as they say.
[13:41] Naori
Smelling it lasts a moment,
not smelling lasts a lifetime.
[13:43] Naori
Come on! Let's share the experience
of a frill shark's smell!
[13:50] Jun
What was that for? It reeks so bad!
[13:52] Naori
Feeling frilly yet? Frilled out?
[13:54] Naori
To Frill a Mockingbird?
[13:56] Naori
Ow! How dae you pinch a girl'z noze!
[13:59] Jun
Think about what you did!
[14:09] Reira
I thought we'd make the semis at least.
[14:11] Rumi
Yeah...
[14:13] Rumi
But we still have the
fifth-place games to play.
[14:31] Naori
My legs are done!
[14:33] Jun
No surprise, given all that
running around you did.
[14:36] Naori
Let's take a break.
[14:38] Jun
Sure thing.
[14:53] Naori
Did you see?
[14:55] Naori
Tell me, did you see?
[14:58] Jun
I got hit in the face with
a bunch of bare skin.
[15:01] Jun
Don't tell me you're not...
[15:03] Naori
I am! Jinguji Naori and
Nausicaä wear panties!
[15:07] Naori
Thoughts?!
[15:08] Naori
On seeing my panties!
Don't think you're getting off easy!
[15:11] Naori
You'll tell me what you thought, now!
[15:13] Jun
Sorry, all I remember seeing is your ass.
[15:19] Naori
I-I can explain. The chief
told me to wear this.
[15:22] Naori
Don't misunderstand, okay?!
[15:23] Jun
What is there to misunderstand?
[15:26] Naori
Your heart skipped a beat, right?
[15:28] Naori
Got you hot, right?
[15:29] Naori
Are you gonna think back
to it later tonight?
[15:33] Jun
D-Don't be stupid. What are you even saying?
[15:37] Naori
Jun-kun, you perv!
[15:43] Naori
Creating the genre of rebooting
and revitalizing classics
[15:48] Naori
is one of Anno's greatest
contributions as a director.
[15:51] Jun
A deep love for and
understanding of the source,
[15:54] Jun
and his fame as director.
He couldn't have done it without all three.
[15:57] Naori
That's right.
[15:59] Naori
Love is crucial.
[16:05] Naori
Un ange passe.
[16:07] Jun
O-Oh, an angel passed, huh?
[16:17] Jun
About time to ride the
Ferris wheel, don't you think?
[16:21] Naori
Yeah.
[16:23] Jun
Also, I should've said this before,
but I like your nail polish.
[16:26] Jun
It's a very pretty color,
though it stinks now.
[16:28] Naori
How rude to tell a girl she stinks.
[16:31] Naori
But now you'll never forget it.
[16:33] Naori
One Proust effect, ready and delivered.
[16:36] Reira
Here. My treat.
[16:38] Rumi
Really? Thanks.
[16:41] Reira
You seem so relieved,
so I've been meaning to ask.
[16:47] Rumi
Nothing really happened,
[16:49] Rumi
but I got over a bunch of things.
[16:52] Reira
Moving on from Shirosaki? Not stealing him?
[16:55] Rumi
I am not!
[16:56] Reira
If you say so.
[16:58] Reira
But there's nothing to be gained from
holding back. You get that, don't you?
[17:03] Rumi
People in romantic bliss
sure are built different.
[17:06] Rumi
Share me some!
[17:09] Reira
I'd love to, but I'm kind of in
the middle of a crisis myself.
[17:14] Rumi
What? Why?
[17:22] Reira
It's like he wants to get it
on every time we meet.
[17:27] Reira
And we ended up fighting
over it two weeks ago.
[17:30] Rumi
Y-Yeah, that's kinda gross.
[17:33] Rumi
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
[17:36] Rumi
Must've been hard, not being
able to talk about it.
[17:38] Reira
How could I when you
were down in the dumps?
[17:41] Rumi
R-Right.
[17:43] Rumi
So...
[17:45] Rumi
Is it true that boys only think about
sex once they get a taste?
[17:51] Reira
Yeah, they do. My boyfriend's like that.
[17:55] Rumi
I-I see.
[17:57] Reira
Let me guess what you're thinking right now.
[18:01] Reira
You're worried Shirosaki—
[18:03] Rumi
Hey, stop it!
[18:04] Reira
Sorry about that.
[18:08] Reira
We should go. It's getting dark.
[18:11] Rumi
It's the gloaming.
[18:13] Reira
What? You're sounding like Shirosaki.
[18:16] Rumi
You can tell?
[18:18] Rumi
Yeah, Jun told me.
[18:21] Rumi
It's the time of day when you're most
likely to run into something nasty.
[18:32] (Flashback) Rumi
What do you wanna do?
[18:34] (Flashback) Jun
Well, it's almost sunset.
[18:37] (Flashback) Rumi
You mean we should go home?
[18:40] (Flashback) Jun
Oh, that's fine, too.
[18:44] (Flashback) Rumi
I...
[18:49] (Flashback) Rumi
Sorry, give me a moment.
[18:59] Naori
This scenery hits a lot harder
than when we were children.
[19:04] Jun
"Were"?
[19:06] Jun
I'd say we're still in Children's Corner.
[19:09] Naori
Debussy, eh?
[19:11] Naori
But remember, that's a suite meant
for looking back at your childhood.
[19:15] Naori
And a lot of things have changed for us.
[19:20] Naori
You know, I was in love with you forever.
[19:25] Naori
My goal of finishing first and ranking
first was a bet I'd made myself.
[19:35] Naori
There were those rare times—
extremely rare, mind you—
[19:39] Naori
when you beat me, remember?
[19:42] Naori
When I saw how much that meant to you,
[19:45] Naori
it hit me how much I meant to you.
[19:48] Naori
And how you were looking at
me and thinking about me.
[19:51] Naori
How childish, huh?
[19:57] Naori
I was childish and a coward.
I was terrified of telling you how I felt.
[20:04] Naori
That's why I chose to complicate
things and make a bet with myself:
[20:09] Naori
if I beat you without double-checking
my answers, I'd tell you how I feel.
[20:13] Naori
So stupid, right?
[20:18] Naori
I'm so stupid.
[20:20] Jun
No, you're not.
[20:22] Jun
Not as much as me, at least.
[20:27] Naori
I guess. I hope so.
[20:38] Jun
When do I break it to her?
[20:42] Jun
Remember how we talked about
combat beauties the other day?
[20:45] Jun
Do you wanna catch a movie at my place?
[20:47] Sign
Remember how we talked about combat beauties
the other day? You wanna catch a movie at my place?
[20:50] Naori
What, we movie and chilling?
[20:50] Sign
What, we movie and chilling?
[20:50] Sign
Naori
[20:52] Sign
Naori
[20:52] Sign
What, we movie and chilling?
[20:52] Sign
Remember how we talked about combat beauties
the other day? You wanna catch a movie at my place?
[20:52] Sign
Naori
[20:52] Sign
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
[20:52] Naori
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
[20:55] Sign
Naori
[20:55] Sign
What, we movie and chilling?
[20:55] Sign
Naori
[20:55] Sign
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
[20:55] Jun
It's not that. There's a movie I want you to watch.
[20:59] Sign
It's not that. There's a movie I want you to watch.
[21:00] Sign
Naori
[21:00] Sign
Are you trying to bait me with a movie?
[21:00] Sign
It's not that. There's a movie I want you to watch.
[21:00] Naori
Naori
[21:00] Naori
Okay!
[21:03] Naori
That was just like Inception!
[21:05] Naori
When did it come out?
[21:07] Jun
Four years before Inception.
[21:10] Naori
I should've watched it sooner!
[21:12] Naori
Both the movie and the music
were out of this world!
[21:15] Naori
Satoshi Kon's incredible ability to
translate his vision to the screen for the win!
[21:20] Naori
Hey, now I want to read that thing!
[21:22] Naori
Yasutaka Tsutsui's story about going
down one tatami room after another.
[21:25] Jun
What was that? It wasn't
Running Sumo Wrestler.
[21:28] Naori
Not Bear's Wood Main Line.
[21:30] Jun
I don't have his short stories, only novels.
[21:33] Naori
I'll reread Paprika, then.
[21:36] Jun
Here.
[21:43] Jun
What was that for?
[21:45] Naori
Hehe, you pinned me down.
[21:49] Naori
Hold it.
[22:00] Jun
I can't breathe, Naori.
[22:05] Jun
What's gotten into you?
[22:06] Naori
Do I have to spell it out?
[22:20] (Flashback) Rumi
Sorry, my body must not
have been ready for it.
[22:29] Jun
I...
[22:32] Naori
Listen, you can keep
going if you want.
[22:37] Naori
You can do anything you want.
[22:41] Jun
I can't.
[22:43] Jun
I know we're dating, but no.
[22:51] Naori
Sorry.
[22:54] Naori
We aren't dating.
Not according to me, at least.
E5 - Easily Swayed
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SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 5. "Easily Swayed"
[01:30] Naori
Sorry.
[01:32] Naori
We aren't dating.
Not according to me, at least.
[01:35] Jun
Huh? What do you mean?
[01:37] Naori
When you asked me to go out with you,
[01:40] Naori
I never actually said anything
about agreeing to it.
[01:44] Naori
Which means my decision is still on hold.
[01:49] Naori
It's almost unbelievable that you were
eating my face a few seconds ago.
[01:53] Naori
That's how silly you look right now.
[01:55] Jun
Hang on. No way.
[01:58] Jun
What? That makes no sense.
[02:00] Naori
Do I have to spell it out for you?
[02:04] Naori
Man, I can't get enough of that look.
[02:07] Naori
I might be a much bigger sadist than him.
[02:12] Naori
It's time to begin.
[02:14] Naori
Start it all over from square one.
[02:17] Naori
I know that you're still
in love with Onee-chan,
[02:19] Naori
and that she broke up with you for me.
[02:23] Naori
And also that she took it upon
herself to look out for me,
[02:28] Naori
and that it's crushing her
right now. All of it.
[02:32] Naori
Lastly, I also know that
I was your first crush.
[02:37] Jun
Was this all an act?
[02:40] Naori
You're so silly.
[02:42] Naori
Like I told you, I'm in love with you.
[02:45] Naori
So you really could've gone all the way.
[02:48] Jun
All—
[02:48] Naori
I meant it.
[02:50] Naori
Even if you were still
hung up over Onee-chan,
[02:52] Naori
I was fine with it,
as long as you came to me.
[02:55] Naori
No girl out there is that easy.
You really missed out.
[03:00] Naori
I knew he would never, which is why
I made the move to begin with.
[03:05] Naori
He looked ready to dump me if I hadn't.
[03:09] Naori
I didn't expect you to
get so into it, though.
[03:13] Jun
I just got caught up in the moment.
[03:16] Naori
Did it feel so good that you
couldn't control yourself?
[03:21] Naori
Yeah? Glad to hear it.
[03:23] Naori
Gah, what am I to do with
my flared-up passion?
[03:29] Jun
D-Don't ask me.
[03:31] Naori
Jerk! We've got a real jerk here!
[03:33] Jun
How else am I supposed to respond?
[03:35] Naori
Hey.
[03:37] Naori
Do you wanna feel them and see?
[03:39] Jun
Stop with the tasteless jokes!
[03:43] Jun
So you knew all along, huh?
[03:46] Naori
Every last bit.
[03:48] Naori
You two are such fools.
[03:50] Naori
Surely there was a better way to go through
a teenage crisis than what you did.
[03:55] Jun
Better?
[03:57] Naori
Anyway, good for you.
[04:00] Naori
You're still single.
[04:02] Naori
What you do next is up to you.
[04:04] Naori
You can start over with me,
[04:06] Naori
even forget all this and call it a
different timeline, if you want.
[04:10] Naori
I'm perfectly fine with that.
[04:13] Naori
You can even choose to get back
with Onee-chan, by the way.
[04:18] Naori
Personally, I wanted to let you go
[04:22] Naori
after getting you down so bad
you couldn't live without me.
[04:27] Naori
But I guess it's not too late for that, huh?
[04:30] Naori
What do you say?
Not exactly the perfect mood,
[04:32] Naori
but do you wanna seal the deal?
[04:34] Naori
Or are you gonna use my sister as
an excuse to chicken out again?
[04:39] Jun
Naori.
[04:41] Jun
You're sounding kinda scary.
[04:42] Jun
Anyway, I'm not gonna get
back with Rumi or anything.
[04:46] Naori
Why not?
[04:47] Jun
I actually wanted to break up with you,
leave things with Rumi as they are,
[04:52] Jun
and sit down and really
consider my options for a bit.
[04:55] Naori
Consider your options, huh?
[04:57] Jun
Dating you when my feelings are neither
here nor there is an insult to you.
[05:01] Jun
You're my first crush,
[05:04] Jun
and honestly, there were so many times
I thought I was fine not breaking up with you.
[05:09] Jun
That's how much you mean to me.
[05:12] Jun
But the more I realized how much
I care, the more trapped I felt.
[05:18] Jun
All that aside!
[05:20] Jun
I still think you're very attractive,
and you still mean the world to me.
[05:26] Naori
DATURA.
[05:29] Naori
You jerk! Asshole!
[05:30] Naori
Fuccboi virgin!
[05:32] Jun
Hey, you started it!
Not that I tried to stop you.
[05:36] Naori
I'll let you off if you say it again.
[05:38] Jun
Not that I tried to stop you.
[05:40] Naori
You boneheaded nincompoop!
[05:42] Naori
I'll tell Onee-chan all about it!
[05:44] Naori
I'll say you ate my face,
ravaged my tits, and didn't stop there!
[05:48] Jun
Okay, okay! You win!
[05:53] Naori
Great. Say it.
[05:55] Jun
I still think you're very attractive,
and you still mean the world to me.
[06:01] Jun
So, please, stop doing all this.
[06:04] Jun
I'm having a hard time laying off.
[06:06] Naori
Not bad.
[06:08] Naori
Not bad at all, Shirosaki Jun.
[06:11] Naori
Now it's all been reset.
[06:13] Naori
Although we're left with
complicated feelings to sort out,
[06:16] Naori
there remains no concrete relationship
defining things for us three.
[06:20] Naori
We've gone back to being
in a trite love triangle.
[06:24] Naori
And this time, I want to
enjoy it with all I have.
[06:27] Naori
Any destination is a
dead end once you reach it.
[06:30] Naori
Both in life and in art, only the incomplete
leaves any room for the future.
[06:36] Naori
Now we can fight fair and square, right,
[06:39] Naori
Onee-chan?
[06:41] Naori
I might have the upper hand, though.
[06:45] Naori
Don't hold it against me.
[06:47] Naori
This body of mine didn't come easy.
[06:50] Naori
Anyway, that takes care
of this imbecile boy.
[06:53] Naori
Next up, the asinine girl.
[07:01] Rumi
Something happen with Jun?
[07:03] Naori
Why do you ask?
[07:05] Rumi
You never come to the
convenience store with me.
[07:09] Naori
I think it's a bit silly to conclude
that only Jun-kun could be the cause.
[07:13] Rumi
Am I wrong?
[07:15] Naori
That's part of it.
[07:16] Rumi
Knew it.
[07:17] Naori
Again, you're jumping to conclusions.
Use your brain a little more.
[07:22] Rumi
Okay, fine.
[07:24] Rumi
I'll hear you out, okay?
[07:29] Naori
In my eyes, Jun-kun and this new release
of pudding are the same in value.
[07:36] Rumi
Sorry, I'm not sure I get what you mean.
[07:40] Naori
What I'm saying is,
Jun-kun and I aren't dating.
[07:44] Rumi
You mean you lied to us?
[07:47] Naori
I choose to interpret it
somewhat differently,
[07:52] Naori
but I guess it may seem that way
from the outside looking in.
[07:55] Rumi
What's your point?
[07:58] Naori
Have a seat.
[08:03] Naori
You thought I would accept
it wholeheartedly.
[08:07] Naori
You thought I'd be happily
oblivious to the truth.
[08:11] Naori
And that pissed me off.
[08:14] Naori
Long story short,
mind your own damn business.
[08:17] Naori
You get me?
[08:18] Rumi
But I...
[08:20] Naori
You thought you needed to punish
yourself for making the first move?
[08:24] Rumi
I don't know about that.
[08:26] Naori
Atone, then?
[08:27] Rumi
I just wanted you two to be happy together.
[08:31] Naori
Hah! If Haruki Murakami
wrote this situation,
[08:33] Naori
he'd cap it off with a "Great, just great."
[08:37] Naori
Maybe I should boil some
spaghetti to go with this.
[08:40] Naori
I more or less knew what you were thinking,
[08:44] Naori
which is why I didn't
snap at you or anything.
[08:47] Naori
Bet you were all like, "I broke the rules,"
"But his first crush..."
[08:51] Naori
"I asked too much of Jun," and
other wishy-washy crap like that.
[08:55] Rumi
I...
[08:56] Rumi
I mean, it's true.
[08:58] Rumi
I knew you two loved each other,
[09:00] Rumi
and Jun couldn't talk about
his hobbies with me.
[09:04] Rumi
That's what made me want
to bow out and give way.
[09:08] Naori
"Bow out"? What year are we in?
[09:12] Naori
Weaker than a Woman? Samurai Rebellion?
[09:15] Naori
The Dancing Girl?
[09:16] Naori
Elise didn't take no for an answer, though.
[09:18] Naori
So you dated him for a year and then
dumped him for that? So stupid.
[09:24] Naori
I'm not sure if you decided to dump him
before or after you started dating, though.
[09:32] Rumi
It turned out that we weren't meant to
be anything more than childhood friends.
[09:35] Rumi
That's what made me decide.
[09:37] Naori
Once more, from the top.
[09:39] Naori
Nothing you're saying comes from the heart.
[09:41] Naori
It's all excuses you've thought up.
[09:44] Rumi
You wouldn't get it.
[09:47] Rumi
I really felt like Jun
didn't see me as a girl.
[09:52] Rumi
I stressed about it so much.
[09:54] Rumi
I even considered breaking up much earlier.
[09:57] (Flashback) Jun
Bollywood movies are so long.
Sitting there for hours takes its toll, huh?
[10:03] (Flashback) Jun
You liked Phantom of the Opera
and A Chorus Line,
[10:06] (Flashback) Jun
so I thought you'd enjoy this too,
but I guess I was wrong.
[10:11] (Flashback) Rumi
Nah, I had fun.
[10:14] (Flashback) Jun
I hope so.
[10:16] Rumi
The more he went out of his way
for me, the more wrong it felt.
[10:21] Rumi
I felt bad for what I did, and I wished that
maybe I should've never asked him out.
[10:27] Rumi
Don't you tell me that doesn't sound real.
[10:31] Naori
And you couldn't talk to me about it
because you felt guilty toward me.
[10:36] Naori
You fought through it all alone,
[10:38] Naori
and talked yourself into believing
that was the right choice?
[10:41] Naori
Turned out better than
Thirst for Love, at least.
[10:46] Rumi
You acted like you didn't care,
[10:50] Rumi
but you were always the one
who had fun talking to Jun.
[10:55] Rumi
So how was I wrong...
[10:56] Naori
When did I ever ask you
to break up with him?
[10:59] Naori
I didn't, did I?
[11:01] Naori
You just assumed that was what I wanted.
[11:04] Naori
You felt bad? Maybe even felt bad for me?
[11:07] Naori
Well, stuff that pity.
[11:09] Naori
I'm not that stupid or weak.
[11:12] Naori
I know how to get what I want.
[11:15] Naori
Seriously, get over yourself.
[11:17] Naori
Stop kidding me.
[11:17] Rumi
Screw this! Why do I have
to take this from you?!
[11:22] Rumi
Fine, whatever!
[11:24] Rumi
I was a fool for trying to
look out for my little sister.
[11:28] Rumi
All this siblings crap can go to hell!
[11:31] Rumi
Happy now?!
[11:34] Toyoshige
Why didn't you bang her?!
[11:36] Toyoshige
You must be crazy! You embarrassed
that poor girl, you asshole!
[11:40] Toyoshige
You got a limp dick?!
[11:42] Jun
How could I?
[11:43] Jun
I was trying to end our
relationship, you know.
[11:47] Toyoshige
Doing it one last time for the road
would be the normal thing!
[11:52] Jun
Figured you'd say that.
[11:53] Toyoshige
But you wouldn't, huh?
[11:55] Toyoshige
You'd much rather come
to me with blue balls.
[12:01] Toyoshige
I'm guessing that's why
Jinguji did what she did.
[12:06] Toyoshige
So, what are you gonna do now?
[12:09] Jun
Do? Nothing, that's what.
[12:13] Toyoshige
Do you have a brain,
or are you full of shit?
[12:16] Toyoshige
What do you mean, nothing?
After you made Jinguji do all that for you?
[12:20] Jun
I didn't make her.
[12:21] Jun
She chose to.
[12:25] Toyoshige
You're such a moron.
[12:28] Jun
What, I'm Nobita now?
[12:29] Toyoshige
You do realize that Jinguji
gave you a choice, right?
[12:34] Jun
And I'm choosing to do nothing.
[12:37] Jun
I can't decide which one is
better or whatever right now.
[12:40] Toyoshige
You think you can decide that?
[12:42] Toyoshige
Who the hell do you think you are?
[12:46] Toyoshige
You've got it all wrong!
[12:53] Naori
Sure, let's go with that.
[12:55] Naori
I've been wanting to stop
talking to my sister
[12:58] Naori
and start talking to
Jinguji Rumi, heart-to-heart.
[13:01] Naori
Can we drop all that crap?
[13:03] Naori
Who cares who popped out
a few minutes earlier?
[13:08] Naori
You seemed to like the sound of
being a big sister and all that,
[13:13] Naori
and I didn't particularly care,
so I've been calling you Onee-chan.
[13:16] Naori
But letting that weigh you down
is stupid, don't you think?
[13:20] Rumi
Naori was carefree, whimsical,
and extremely smart.
[13:28] Rumi
Still, I had the right to keep her in check.
[13:33] Rumi
Because I was her big sis.
[13:37] Naori
If we're in agreement,
I'll drop the little sister act, too.
[13:41] Naori
How about it, "Onee-chan"?
[13:43] Rumi
Do you hate being my little sister?
[13:48] Rumi
Of course you would. I said all
those mean things just now, too.
[13:52] Rumi
I'm sorry, Naori. I really am.
[13:56] Naori
That's what so stupid about you.
[13:59] Naori
Do you have some kind of special ability
to take everything negatively?
[14:03] Naori
That's not what I meant.
[14:06] Naori
Remember how you once said we
wouldn't be friends if we weren't sisters?
[14:12] Naori
But hey, we were born twins,
we grew up in the same home,
[14:15] Naori
went to the same schools,
[14:17] Naori
and fell in love with the same boy.
[14:20] Naori
I think most people would say
we're not all that different.
[14:24] Naori
If anything, it's proof that
we're on similar wavelengths.
[14:29] Naori
So let's forget the "big sis, little sis"
crap and face each other as people.
[14:34] Naori
Okay, Rumi?
[14:42] Rumi
If I stop looking at you as my sister,
you're the kind of person I dislike most.
[14:47] Rumi
You're a nerd, and you can't go one
second without saying something weird.
[14:50] Rumi
Sure, we could be friendly,
but never actually friends.
[14:53] Naori
I can't stand your type either.
You get along with everyone,
[14:56] Naori
and have entire convos saying just,
"Wow, that's crazy" and "OMG, so cute!"
[15:01] Naori
Even in gym class, you act like
you're a pro baller. Cringe—
[15:06] Rumi
Hey, tone it down a little!
[15:09] Naori
You started it.
[15:13] Rumi
Why are we like this?
We're supposed to be twins.
[15:17] Naori
Must be cause we're fraternal.
[15:19] Rumi
That's not the point.
[15:21] Naori
Nothing we can do about it now.
[15:24] Naori
There is only one truth!
[15:27] Toyoshige
You didn't choose not to make a decision.
[15:30] Toyoshige
You just ran away from making one.
[15:32] Toyoshige
Those twins are doing what they can.
[15:34] Toyoshige
You're the only one twiddling your thumbs!
[15:37] Jun
I hear you, and I get what you're saying.
[15:42] Jun
But honestly, I don't know what I should do.
[15:46] Toyoshige
Shirosaki, you're overcomplicating things.
[15:50] Toyoshige
Listen, dumb it down some.
[15:53] Toyoshige
Like this.
[15:55] Toyoshige
Who do you wanna bang more?
[15:57] Toyoshige
Or, in matters Tomino would care about,
whose pussy do you want to lick?
[16:00] Jun
Can we take this a little more seriously?
[16:02] Toyoshige
Huh? I just gave you the most
straightforward answer.
[16:06] Toyoshige
If you don't drop this indecisive act,
you're gonna lose everything.
[16:10] Toyoshige
If you wanna avoid that,
[16:11] Toyoshige
don't think, feel.
[16:14] Naori
So, I mean,
[16:15] Naori
you don't have to force yourself
to give up on Jun-kun.
[16:19] Rumi
It's fine. I'm over it.
[16:25] Naori
You know, when we went
to Kasai the other day,
[16:29] Naori
I lost my virginity to Jun-kun.
[16:34] Naori
I still feel kinda weird
down there, to be honest.
[16:37] Rumi
What, really? Talk about moving fast!
[16:42] Rumi
You only just started dating. Wait...
[16:45] Rumi
Are you serious?
[16:46] Naori
I thought you were over it.
[16:49] Naori
But you look devastated.
[16:51] Rumi
I-I'm not!
[16:52] Rumi
Forget how I look.
[16:56] Rumi
Seriously? Like, for real?
[17:01] Naori
Just kidding.
[17:05] Rumi
Why, you! You need to knock it off!
[17:09] Naori
You still love him, don't you?
[17:11] Rumi
Screw that! I'm done.
[17:14] Rumi
We can never be friends.
I don't even wanna talk to you.
[17:16] Naori
We also kissed today.
Think I'm gonna dream about it.
[17:20] Naori
He wasn't receptive at first,
but he got more and more into it,
[17:24] Naori
and even stuck his tongue in...
[17:26] Rumi
Tongue...
[17:28] Naori
I love how expressive you are.
[17:32] Naori
I guess selfie experts are
just better emoters.
[17:36] Naori
Meanwhile, all I take pics
of are my boobs and legs.
[17:39] Rumi
Wait, you take pics of those?
[17:42] Rumi
Naori, you're not posting skeevy
shit on social media, are you?!
[17:46] Naori
Perish the thought.
[17:48] Rumi
You'd better be telling the truth!
[17:50] Naori
A-ny-way.
[17:51] Naori
I won't be pulling any punches anymore.
[17:54] Naori
With Jun-kun.
[17:57] Rumi
L-Like I said, I'm over it.
[17:59] Naori
Says the girl who's all
broken up over the breakup.
[18:02] Naori
You're too easy to read.
[18:04] Naori
I bet you think you made it look like you
were still in high spirits after the breakup,
[18:09] Naori
but I could hear you crying
all the way in my room.
[18:11] Rumi
I-I wasn't crying!
[18:13] Naori
Yeah, yeah.
[18:14] Naori
Anyway, that's where we stand now.
No need to hold back.
[18:18] Naori
And if you're still gonna drag your feet,
[18:21] Naori
I'll just say you'll regret it later.
[18:24] (Flashback) Reira
There's nothing to be gained
from holding back.
[18:27] Rumi
You're telling me
it's better to live as I please?
[18:32] Naori
Hot diggity! Rumi said something positive!
[18:36] Rumi
Wasn't me. Reira's words.
[18:38] Naori
Ah, the fabulous one.
[18:41] Naori
That reminds me.
Furufuru... I mean, Furuse.
[18:44] Naori
She's studying in Canada now.
[18:47] Rumi
Furuse-san? From grade school?
[18:50] Naori
She's all pumped up about
landing a boyfriend over there.
[18:53] Rumi
Why do you know this?
[18:56] Naori
Because we're in touch.
[18:58] Rumi
But didn't she talk major shit to you?
She practically bullied you.
[19:02] Naori
They were such babies.
[19:04] Naori
Had never even heard of Golding.
[19:07] Naori
Even you got caught up in the crossfire
until Jun-kun sorted it out, right?
[19:11] Rumi
Yeah, but then he bounced and
left us to deal with the aftermath.
[19:16] Naori
Nobody said a word for an
uncomfortably long time.
[19:19] Rumi
So much for our peacemaker.
I couldn't believe it.
[19:22] Rumi
Only when Furuse-san went, "He's a weird one"
did I snap back to reality and deny it.
[19:27] Naori
That was me. I told her to stop
with the generalizations.
[19:31] Rumi
Huh? I talked her down, saying we
should all make up like Jun said.
[19:37] Naori
Nah, Furufuru was apologizing to you.
[19:40] Naori
One of us has fabricated
memories of the day.
[19:44] Naori
But there's no point trying
to get to the bottom of it.
[19:48] Naori
After all, that was the day
Jun-kun became special to us.
[19:54] Rumi
Yeah, it was.
[19:56] Naori
And he still is for you.
[19:59] Rumi
And you.
[20:01] Naori
Well, yeah?
[20:04] (Flashback) Naori
If we're in agreement,
I'll drop the little sister act, too.
[20:08] Rumi
Yeah, well, I'm not letting you.
[20:14] Rumi
We're off.
[20:16] Naori
Bye.
[20:18] Rumi
Up late reading a novel again?
[20:19] Naori
And studying.
[20:22] Naori
Y'know, you should stop trying
to be a Jack of all trades
[20:26] Naori
and first figure out what you suck
at and what you need to work on.
[20:29] Rumi
What's all this now?
[20:30] Jun
Morning.
[20:32] Rumi
Morning, Jun.
[20:32] Naori
Morning, Jun-kun.
[20:34] Naori
I'm going all-out for these exams.
[20:36] Jun
Please don't. I'm in danger
if you get serious.
[20:41] Naori
No, I'm gonna crush you.
[20:44] Naori
Make you kneel. Lick my boots.
[20:47] Rumi
It must be nice to be so nonchalant.
[20:49] Naori
Oh, I'm anything but. I'm serious.
[20:52] Naori
Because I've decided to get
first place this time.
[20:57] Naori
And when I do, I will ask Jun-kun out.
[21:00] Naori
Nothing to hide anymore.
[21:03] Naori
We've laid it all out bare and become
a clear and obvious love triangle.
[21:07] Naori
Better accept it.
[21:09] Rumi
Jun, it's kind of annoying me
how she's taking this in stride.
[21:13] Jun
Fancy that. I was just thinking the same thing.
[21:16] Jun
Just so you know, asking me
out isn't gonna do anything.
[21:20] Jun
I've decided to distance myself
from that stuff for a while.
[21:23] Naori
Distance yourself, eh?
[21:25] Naori
But as I've seen, you're easily swayed.
[21:28] Rumi
Hey, Naori? You better not
be plotting anything weird!
[21:32] Naori
None of your business, Rumi.
[21:34] Jun
"Rumi"?
[21:36] Naori
I'm done being the little sis.
[21:37] Rumi
She's just saying things. Ignore her.
[21:39] Naori
Buzz off!
[21:41] Naori
Boo!
[21:42] Rumi
Watch your mouth.
[21:52] Sign
After school
You know where
[21:53] Rumi
Naori told me everything.
[21:55] Rumi
We were dancing in the
palm of her hand, huh?
[21:59] Jun
Yeah.
[22:00] Rumi
And you got swayed into kissing her?
[22:04] Jun
I can explain.
[22:05] Rumi
I'm so disappointed. You can't
say no to anything, I see.
[22:08] Rumi
After you took so long with me, too.
I feel so conflicted.
[22:13] Jun
I stopped, okay? I controlled myself!
[22:16] Rumi
You did?
[22:18] Jun
Y-Your face flashed before my eyes,
[22:23] Jun
so I stopped.
[22:27] Rumi
You stopped because you
thought back to me?
[22:31] Jun
Mm-hmm.
[22:33] Rumi
Make yourself clear!
[22:35] Rumi
Ow!
[22:35] Jun
Ow!
[22:37] Jun
Hey, are you okay?
[22:39] Rumi
Jeez!
[22:42] Jun
Let's chat every now and then, okay?
[22:45] Rumi
Yeah, let's do that.
[22:48] Naori
Who are you calling a losing heroine?
[22:50] Ririsu
I mean, you clearly are.
[22:52] Ririsu
You're the character who causes chaos,
but brings the main pair closer together.
[23:00] Ririsu
You're the clown. A story prop, even.
[23:03] Naori
Even if I was, I managed to light
a fire under Jun-kun's ass.
[23:07] Ririsu
Translator's note: All she
did was give him a start.
[23:10] Ririsu
Surprise!
[23:12] Naori
You say that's all, but I'm hot, I'm his first crush,
and I have bigger boobs than Rumi.
[23:19] Naori
That's a lot, I think.
[23:21] Ririsu
I wish you'd share half of
that confidence with me.
[23:24] Naori
Sure, but not a drop of my blood.
[23:27] Ririsu
Okay, Portia.
[23:29] Ririsu
But, deep down, you're all
about "Gimme! Me! Me!"
[23:34] Naori
I mean,
[23:35] Naori
make no bones about it,
[23:37] Naori
love is for the taking!
E6 - Until the Make-Ups
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[00:00] Naori
No ado, no fanfare.
[00:02] Naori
My time had simply come unannounced.
[00:06] Naori
According to Machiavelli,
there are three types of intelligence.
[00:09] Sign
Midterm Tests Report Card
Name: Jinguji Naori
Overall Ranking: 1st
[00:09] Naori
And I clearly possess the first
kind—in spades, at that.
[00:13] Naori
Hey there, Jun-kun.
[00:15] Naori
You seem utterly inconsolable.
[00:18] Jun
What's up, Naori?
[00:19] Naori
I get it, I really do.
[00:22] Naori
Your midterm ranking
must've left you shocked.
[00:24] Naori
Don't worry.
[00:26] Naori
I'll provide for you if it comes down to it.
[00:30] Jun
Hm? I got first again, though.
[00:34] Naori
Wha?!
[00:35] Sign
Midterm Tests Report Card
[00:35] Sign
Name: Jinguji Naori
[00:35] Sign
Overall Ranking: 1st
[00:35] Sign
Midterm Tests Report Card
[00:35] Sign
Name: Shirosaki Jun
[00:35] Sign
Overall Ranking: 1st
[00:35] Naori
You tricked me!
[00:37] Naori
Why were you looking all melancholic, then?!
[00:39] Naori
This is not happening! Not after
you played with my body and mind!
[00:44] Naori
I'm reporting you!
[00:45] Jun
Hey!
[00:47] Jun
Hold up.
[00:50] Jun
What's the matter?
[00:51] Naori
You studied extra hard to prevent
me from asking you out, didn't you?
[00:57] Jun
Why would you think that?
[00:59] Jun
You said you were going all out,
so I'm taking it more seriously than ever.
[01:04] Jun
You'd be angry if I didn't.
[01:06] Naori
Well, yeah, that's fair.
[01:09] Jun
And even if you do ask me out,
you won't get the answer you want.
[01:13] Jun
And I don't plan on getting back with Rumi.
[01:15] Jun
Is that bad?
[01:18] Naori
You mean it?
[01:20] Naori
You won't go behind my back?
[01:22] Jun
Of course not.
[01:23] Naori
If you want me to trust you,
hug me right here and now.
[01:28] Jun
Wh-What are you saying?
[01:30] Naori
Forget it, then. See you.
[01:39] Boy A
Hey, check 'em out.
[01:40] Boy B
Shirosaki and... the younger one?
[01:47] Jun
Hey, Rumi!
[01:50] Rumi
What was that all about?
[01:52] Jun
That was all Naori.
[01:54] Jun
She told me to do it if
I wanted her to trust me.
[01:58] Jun
So I had to.
[01:59] Rumi
What do you mean, you had to?
[02:01] Rumi
You're letting Naori have her way with you.
[02:04] Rumi
You always do.
[02:06] Rumi
What about me?
[02:07] Jun
Huh?
[02:08] Rumi
Don't "huh" me!
[02:09] Rumi
Give me one, too.
[02:12] Jun
Where did that even come from?
[02:14] Rumi
Who cares?
[02:16] Rumi
Hurry up. Think of it as a pick-me-up
for basketball practice.
[02:21] Jun
Fine! Don't look at me like that!
[02:25] Rumi
There's an athletics meet coming up.
[02:26] Jun
I know. You're back on
the first team, right?
[02:30] Rumi
Heck, I'm even on the starting lineup.
[02:32] Jun
That's awesome.
[02:34] Jun
I can go cheer for you on the weekend,
so don't crash out before then.
[02:38] Rumi
Okay, thanks.
[02:40] Rumi
Hey.
[02:41] Jun
Hmm?
[02:43] Rumi
Actually, never mind. It's nothing.
[02:46] Rumi
Oh, I nearly forgot.
[02:48] Rumi
Listen, do you know who Amamiya Shiena is?
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 6. "Until the Make-Ups"
[04:25] Shiena
Shi-ro-za-ki?
[04:27] Shiena
Shirozaki!
[04:30] Toyoshige
Yo, she's calling for you.
[04:32] Toyoshige
Wait, you know Amamiya?
[04:34] Jun
Uh...
[04:35] Shiena
You here, Shirozaki?
[04:38] Shiena
Hey, where's Shirozaki?
[04:40] Girl
Huh?!
[04:41] Jun
Keep it down, will you?
[04:42] Shiena
Hey, you could've answered
me if you were here.
[04:46] Toyoshige
H-Hey!
[04:47] Shiena
Come with me for a sec.
[04:52] Jun
What do you want?
[04:54] Jun
Also, it's Shirosaki. No zeds involved.
[04:58] Shiena
Oh, really?
[05:00] Shiena
Sorry about that. Wait, what are zeds?
[05:03] Jun
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, you need something?
[05:06] Shiena
Yeah.
[05:07] Shiena
So, I think Rumichi's
told you already, but...
[05:10] Shiena
Tutor me, please?
[05:13] (Flashback) Jun
Amamiya Shiena?
[05:15] (Flashback) Jun
I've never talked to her,
but I know who she is.
[05:17] (Flashback) Jun
She's that flashy girl who's
a model or something, right?
[05:20] (Flashback) Rumi
Yep.
[05:21] (Flashback) Rumi
She, uh... wants you to tutor her.
[05:25] (Flashback) Jun
What? Why me?
[05:26] Rumi
Yikes. Gotta get to practice.
[05:29] (Flashback) Rumi
We'll talk about it later.
[05:31] Jun
Nah, she didn't give me the details.
[05:33] Jun
But you should ask somebody else.
[05:35] Shiena
Anyway, I just came to give you a heads-up.
[05:39] Shiena
We'll pick this back up after school.
[05:41] Shiena
Bye!
[05:42] Jun
What do you mean? Pick what back up?
[05:46] Toyoshige
Tch.
[05:47] Jun
Don't click your tongue at me.
[05:49] Sakaguchi
Try putting yourself in
the Professor's shoes.
[05:51] Toyoshige
Lay off.
[05:53] Toyoshige
What're you even doing here?
Don't you always go to the cafeteria for lunch?
[05:56] Sakaguchi
Routines can change.
[05:58] Sakaguchi
By the way, there's talk that you
picked the younger twin, Shirosaki.
[06:03] Jun
Nah, that's not what that was about.
[06:06] Sakaguchi
Oh, yeah? Well, whatever.
[06:09] Toyoshige
Forget that. What was up with Amamiya?
[06:12] Jun
She wants me to tutor her.
[06:15] Toyoshige
Huh? And what're you gonna do?!
She's got bonkers badonkers!
[06:18] Jun
Nothing. It sounds like a pain,
so I'm staying far away.
[06:23] Jun
Her chest is irrelevant.
[06:24] Toyoshige
Guh, you really are built different.
[06:27] Toyoshige
I would take her up on it in an instant.
[06:29] Toyoshige
Not much opportunity to get
to know her otherwise.
[06:33] Toyoshige
She's pretty guarded
for how easy she looks.
[06:35] Toyoshige
Recommend me for the job!
[06:36] Sakaguchi
Wait, did you ask her out, too?
[06:40] Toyoshige
Nah. I was gonna, but gave up on it.
[06:42] Toyoshige
She was giving off such a
"The hell you want?" vibe.
[06:45] Toyoshige
She obviously wanted
nothing to do with me.
[06:48] Toyoshige
Man, how I wanted to ravish those boobs!
[06:52] Jun
I'll pass on recommending you for the job.
[06:54] Jun
I don't want my stock to plummet.
[06:59] Naori
Forgive me, Mother.
[07:01] Naori
My appetite has left the building.
[07:04] Naori
My head hurts. I wanna go home.
[07:08] Naori
Or at least nap in the nurse's office.
[07:10] Ririsu
Let's talk about more
uplifting matters, then.
[07:12] Ririsu
Like what you want right now and stuff.
[07:15] Ririsu
Letting your desires loose could
help take your mind off things.
[07:20] Naori
Oh, good idea.
[07:21] Naori
What I want, huh?
[07:26] Naori
Cash. Lots of it. A million yen or so.
[07:29] Naori
I wanna go to a department store and say,
"I'll take everything from here to here."
[07:33] Ririsu
Ah, such a money worshiper.
[07:36] Ririsu
Maybe try working on a crab cannery ship.
[07:39] Ririsu
On the Bering Sea!
[07:40] Naori
Why are we going full Takiji Kobayashi?
[07:43] Naori
I want to be part of the bourgeoisie,
not the proletariat.
[07:47] Ririsu
I'm fine with not having
it all, just enough.
[07:50] Ririsu
And I'm sure you agree.
[07:52] Ririsu
So, what's a more realistic desire?
[07:54] Naori
Realistic, like around 10,000 yen?
[07:58] Naori
I want some clothes and cosmetics.
[08:00] Ririsu
Sounds about right.
[08:02] Ririsu
I'd like a purse myself.
[08:04] Naori
Gelista? I feel you.
[08:07] Naori
They're the perfect balance
of classy and cutesy.
[08:10] Naori
And they're priced...
out of reach of high schoolers,
[08:14] Naori
but maybe a college-aged boyfriend
will buy you one with his hourly wage.
[08:18] Ririsu
You said it.
[08:19] Ririsu
Well? Did that help?
[08:22] Naori
Yeah, I feel a lot better. Thanks.
[08:24] Ririsu
Actually, isn't your birthday coming up?
[08:28] Ririsu
Wanna celebrate it together?
[08:30] Naori
You're the best, Chief! I love you!
[08:32] Naori
Let's get married!
[08:33] Ririsu
Yeah, no, sorry. I don't want
you mooching off me forever.
[08:37] Naori
What do you mean, mooching? Mean!
[08:40] Naori
DATURA. I hate you.
[08:43] Ririsu
Sorry, sorry.
[08:46] Naori
So? Are you really going to
celebrate my birthday with me?
[08:53] Rumi
Is Jun around?
[08:55] Sakaguchi
He just stepped out.
To the bathroom, probably.
[08:59] Sakaguchi
Since you're here, when do you wanna
hold that joint basketball practice?
[09:03] Rumi
How about tomorrow?
[09:05] Sakaguchi
Sounds good to me. I'll talk to Senpai.
[09:08] Sakaguchi
You girls tend to come at us hard,
so we'll need to pump ourselves up.
[09:12] Rumi
Not much point in practice
if we don't go hard.
[09:15] Rumi
Anyway, sorry, I need to talk to Jun.
[09:18] Sign
Jun
[09:18] Sign
Jun
[09:18] Sign
Amamiya came to my class and
asked me to tutor her
[09:18] Shiena
I mean, I know I messed up by failing,
[09:23] Shiena
but why get that angry?
[09:24] Sign
Amamiya Shiena
[09:24] Shiena
My mom's insane.
[09:26] (Flashback) Rumi
Better ace those make-ups.
[09:28] Shiena
I know, right?
[09:30] Shiena
So, on that note, could we
get your sister to tutor me?
[09:34] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh?
[09:35] Shiena
She's crazy smart, right?
[09:36] (Flashback) Rumi
Naori?
[09:39] (Flashback) Rumi
That's... probably not gonna happen.
[09:41] (Flashback) Rumi
She's not much of a teacher.
[09:45] (Flashback) Rumi
If anything, Jun's better at it.
[09:48] Shiena
Right-o! You two are close, right?
[09:50] Rumi
They wouldn't get all cozy
out of nowhere, right?
[09:51] Shiena
If I'm gonna need a tutor,
might as well get the better one.
[09:53] Rumi
I guess Shiena's the last person
I need to worry about.
[09:56] Rumi
I suggested asking Kame-chan
and a few other people instead,
[10:01] Rumi
but Shiena had already made up her mind.
[10:04] Jun
I get turning to me if Naori
wasn't gonna happen, but still...
[10:07] Rumi
I know. I mean, you could
always just say no.
[10:11] Rumi
Let's get together with Shiena and
talk about this after practice.
[10:15] Rumi
Better get it out of the way quick.
[10:16] Jun
Agreed.
[10:17] Rumi
Also, make sure Naori doesn't find out.
[10:20] Jun
Would that be a problem?
[10:22] Jun
Wait, I get it. Those two probably
mix like oil and water.
[10:26] Rumi
You get it.
[10:27] Jun
The issue is we can't predict
what Naori will do after school.
[10:30] Jun
We're clear if she stays in
the art room the whole time.
[10:35] Jun
Let's call for backup.
[10:36] Ririsu
Thanks in advance.
[10:36] Sign
Nurse's Office
[10:42] Jun
"We need to talk without Naori around.
Do you have time after 6th period?"
[10:48] Ririsu
You called me out for this?
It's nothing special.
[10:50] Ririsu
I was expecting something
a lot messier and saucier.
[10:52] Ririsu
Like, I don't know, eating
a rag soaked in ketchup.
[10:56] Jun
As if.
[10:58] Ririsu
Sure, I'll keep Sensei distracted for you.
[11:00] Ririsu
I'll ask her to hang out at art club.
[11:02] Jun
Appreciate it.
[11:03] Ririsu
That aside, I think you
should tutor Shiena-chan.
[11:07] Jun
Huh? Why would I?
[11:09] Ririsu
You don't interact much with
girls like her, right?
[11:14] Ririsu
And she's a model, with
top-of-the-line looks and boobs.
[11:17] Jun
That might be an attractive sales pitch for
the Professor, but I get nothing out of it.
[11:21] Jun
I value my time after school.
[11:24] Ririsu
Listen, you've stopped worrying
about the twins for the time being,
[11:29] Ririsu
but you can't get them off your mind, right?
[11:31] Ririsu
Maybe spend some time with
a different type of girl.
[11:34] Ririsu
You may discover something
new about yourself.
[11:36] Jun
Kamedake. You just want to
stir the pot, don't you?
[11:40] Ririsu
Aw, you could tell?
[11:42] Ririsu
But I do mean what I said, a little.
[11:45] Jun
I have better things to do than gamble
with what may or may not be good for me.
[11:50] Ririsu
Very well. Allow me to present
you with a clear incentive.
[11:55] Ririsu
Shirosaki-kun, my boy.
[11:57] Ririsu
Sensei's birthday is coming up this month.
[11:59] Ririsu
You give her something every year, right?
[12:00] Jun
Yeah, only because we've been doing it for
ages and never figured out when to stop.
[12:06] Ririsu
It's good that you're keeping those
childhood dreams alive, though.
[12:10] Ririsu
Santa, Hajime Yatate, and
Izumi Todo are all real.
[12:14] Ririsu
Moving on.
[12:15] Ririsu
Have you figured out what to get her?
[12:17] Jun
Nope.
[12:18] Jun
I'm currently trying to find something good.
[12:21] Ririsu
Knew it.
[12:23] Ririsu
And that's where I come in, my liege.
[12:26] Ririsu
I'll try and figure out what
she wants most right now.
[12:30] Jun
Ugh. I hate that it's
actually a tempting offer.
[12:33] Ririsu
Well, Shirosaki-kun?
[12:35] Ririsu
It's a good deal, don't you think?
[12:39] Senpai
Lock up for me, thanks.
[12:41] All
Okay!
[12:44] Kanako
Rumi, are you okay now? I mean...
[12:47] Rumi
I told you, I'm all healed.
[12:50] Rumi
Also, falling over was all my fault.
[12:53] Rumi
I know I wasn't paying enough attention.
[12:55] Kanako
Thanks for saying that.
[12:57] Mai
Yeah, you were kinda out of it back then.
[13:01] Mai
But you look like the weight's been
lifted off your shoulders recently.
[13:04] Rumi
There was a lot going on.
I was pretty stressed, yeah.
[13:07] Rumi
But I'm over it now.
[13:10] Girl A
There was a real cloud hanging over your
head after you broke up with Shirosaki.
[13:14] Girl B
The lights were on, but nobody was home.
[13:16] Girl C
We were all seriously worried
about you, you know?
[13:20] Rumi
Wait, why do you know about that?
[13:23] Rumi
Hey, Reira!
[13:24] Reira
Wasn't me.
[13:26] Rumi
Then how? I don't get it.
[13:29] Mai
You really thought you'd
kept it under wraps, huh?
[13:32] Girl A
It's cute how you're such a bimbo.
[13:35] Girl B
That's what's good about her, but it's
pretty funny how oblivious she can be.
[13:39] Girl C
The top of that staircase, of all places?
It's the most obvious spot.
[13:43] Rumi
Hold up! You mean...
[13:46] Mai
We happened to see you
and Shirosaki kissing.
[13:50] Rumi
Stop right there! I don't wanna hear any more!
[13:52] Mai
We knew all about you two.
[13:55] Mai
You were the only one who
didn't know we knew.
[13:58] Rumi
You saw everything?
[14:00] Kanako
Sorry, we took the teasing too far.
[14:03] Kanako
But we were actually worried
about you, really.
[14:06] Rumi
Kanako.
[14:08] Kanako
We need you to be in high spirits,
[14:12] Kanako
or it throws us off our game... pfft.
[14:16] Kanako
I can't!
[14:18] Kanako
You seriously thought you were being sneaky?
[14:21] Kanako
Help! I'm tearing up!
[14:23] Mai
"I'm gonna go win that game, Jun!"
[14:26] Rumi
Quit saying my lines!
[14:27] Girl A
Rumi back then was totally the
heroine in a romance flick.
[14:31] Girl B
Ooh, the second-hand embarrassment.
She was all glitter and rainbows.
[14:34] Rumi
That's enough, all of you!
[14:36] Rumi
Shut up and get changed already!
[14:40] Rumi
Sorry, did you wait long?
[14:42] Shiena
Nah, just got here.
[14:44] Shiena
I had make-up class all
this while. It was hell.
[14:48] Shiena
They just handed me a worksheet to
do and that was it. Like, what?
[14:51] Shiena
What made them think I could do
that crap? I failed the class!
[14:54] Shiena
I didn't even finish, LOL.
[14:56] Rumi
Wait, you didn't?
[14:58] Shiena
It was getting late, so we called it a day.
[15:01] Rumi
Where's Jun, by the way?
[15:03] Shiena
No clue. Probably lying
in a ditch somewhere.
[15:05] Jun
Wrong.
[15:06] Shiena
Whoa!
[15:08] Shiena
Don't scare me like that.
My heart nearly jumped out!
[15:13] Jun
You'd be heartless, like a sea cucumber.
[15:14] Rumi
Like a what?
[15:16] Jun
Anyway, what are we doing?
[15:18] Shiena
Right. How about we chat over dinner?
[15:21] Rumi
I'm in. And you, Jun?
[15:23] Shiena
Where should we go?
[15:24] Jun
Why would I get dinner with her?
[15:26] Rumi
Her dad isn't around,
and her mom's rarely home.
[15:31] Rumi
Let's keep her company, okay?
[15:34] Jun
I guess it won't kill me.
[15:35] Jun
So, where are we going?
[15:37] Rumi
Oh, I'd prefer someplace cheap.
[15:40] Shiena
In that case, wanna come over?
[15:42] Shiena
Dinner at my place, for free.
I like the sound of that.
[15:45] Jun
W-Wait...
[15:47] Ririsu
Oops, forgot something.
[15:49] Naori
Go get it, I'll wait. I can't
be bothered going back.
[15:53] Ririsu
What? Come with me!
[15:55] Ririsu
It's all cramped and dark! Scary!
[15:57] Naori
Fine, fine.
[15:59] Naori
What'd you forget?
[16:00] Ririsu
Mobile battery.
[16:02] Naori
Just get it tomorrow!
[16:03] Toyoshige
Oh, hey, Jinguji. And Kamedake.
[16:06] Toyoshige
What're you doing here so late?
[16:08] Naori
Never mind that. Give them back.
[16:10] Toyoshige
Huh? Give what back?
[16:12] Naori
The sweats you stole.
[16:14] Naori
I'll let you off if you give
them back, so come on.
[16:17] Toyoshige
I didn't steal nothing! I was just
playing mahjong with the seniors!
[16:20] Naori
Huh? Jun-kun wasn't with you?
[16:24] Toyoshige
He left earlier.
[16:26] Toyoshige
Probably something to do with what
happened during lunch... oops.
[16:30] Naori
What happened during lunch?
[16:32] Toyoshige
O-Oh, don't worry about it.
[16:33] Ririsu
I'll go get my battery.
[16:36] Naori
I'll ask one more time.
What happened during lunch?
[16:41] Jun
What is with this place?
[16:42] Rumi
It's a set. I'm on a movie set.
[16:46] Jun
You live here?
[16:48] Shiena
Yep. Nice view, huh?
[16:50] Shiena
No other tall buildings nearby,
so I can walk around naked all I want.
[16:53] Jun
Naked—
[16:54] Shiena
Is water okay?
[16:55] Jun
Y-Yeah. You too, Rumi?
[16:58] Rumi
Huh? Oh, yeah.
[17:00] Shiena
Okay. Sit down wherever.
[17:04] Shiena
Oops, forgot to mention, we have
a cat. Will that be a problem?
[17:08] Rumi
Huh? A cat?
[17:13] Rumi
What's your name?
[17:14] Shiena
Ein.
[17:16] Rumi
Ein-chan? Ein-kun?
[17:18] Shiena
Ein-kun. He's male.
[17:19] Shiena
Go on, say hi to Rumichi.
[17:23] Jun
So, why Ein?
[17:25] Shiena
Huh? Uh, no reason?
[17:28] Jun
What? Don't you usually name
your pets after something?
[17:31] Rumi
Eh, who cares?
[17:33] Rumi
Ein-kun's so cute.
[17:36] Shiena
I actually wanted a dog,
but my mom can't stand them.
[17:40] Shiena
I don't see the problem.
She's never home, anyway.
[17:43] Rumi
Good boy.
[17:45] Rumi
Wow, he let me hold him without a fight.
[17:49] Shiena
Before we get down to it,
can I ask you something, Rumichi?
[17:54] Rumi
What?
[17:55] Shiena
Do you like Shirosaki?
[17:58] Rumi
Huh? No, no.
[18:00] Rumi
Where'd that come from?
[18:02] Shiena
Okay, that answers that.
[18:05] Shiena
Let's have dinner.
[18:06] Jun
What happened to the tutoring business?
[18:08] Shiena
Now, now. You must be hungry.
[18:11] Shiena
Y'know, Shirosaki's too hard
to say. Can I call you Zaki?
[18:14] Shiena
Or would you prefer Jun?
[18:18] Jun
Whatever works.
[18:19] Shiena
Oh? Whatever, huh?
[18:22] Shiena
Rumichi, is Zaki flustered right now?
[18:24] Shiena
He very obviously looked
away from me just now.
[18:26] Jun
Hey!
[18:27] Shiena
Oh, wait. Did my cleavage get
you all hot and bothered?
[18:31] Rumi
Wow, what a sleaze.
[18:33] Jun
I'm out—
[18:35] Shiena
Don't say that. Sit tight
until dinner's ready.
[18:40] Shiena
Okay, time to get to work.
[18:43] Naori
Amamiya Shiena?
[18:45] Toyoshige
Yeah, she came to our class this afternoon,
[18:48] Toyoshige
asking for Shirosaki because
she wants him to tutor her.
[18:52] Naori
Uh... We're talking about
the same Amamiya, right?
[18:55] Naori
The one who thinks she's
queen bee of the school?
[18:58] Naori
The intellectually challenged
pudding-for-brains?
[19:01] Ririsu
Whoa, tone it down.
[19:03] Naori
The one who flaunts her cleavage
in front of you stupid boys
[19:07] Naori
like the classless, wannabe-model
bitch she is? That Amamiya?
[19:10] Naori
And that pudding-head did what?
[19:12] Naori
Asked for Jun-kun?
[19:13] Naori
What? This is even crazier than I thought!
[19:16] Naori
Is the world going to end today?
[19:18] Toyoshige
Well, I don't think Shirosaki's
going to accept.
[19:21] Naori
Of course not!
[19:22] Naori
He would never walk into a mess like that!
[19:25] Jun
Wow, this is actually great.
[19:28] Shiena
Thanks!
[19:29] Shiena
I mean, I knew it would be.
[19:31] Rumi
It really is great. Did you
get pre-made roux for this?
[19:35] Shiena
Nah, made it from scratch.
[19:37] Rumi
You should've told me you
were such a good cook.
[19:40] Rumi
I had no idea.
[19:42] (Flashback) Rumi
Her dad isn't around,
and her mom's rarely home.
[19:48] Jun
Curry's all well and good, but I feel like
we came here for a different reason.
[19:52] Shiena
Right, the tutoring talk?
[19:54] Shiena
Yeah, I'll be in your hands until
the make-ups, Zaki-sensei!
[19:58] Jun
Hold your horses, I haven't said
anything about agreeing yet—
[20:00] Shiena
Yet, which means you will, right?
[20:04] Jun
Show me your report card
when we're done eating.
[20:07] Jun
We'll see where we stand
first and go from there.
[20:10] Shiena
Roger!
[20:12] Rumi
Sorry for dragging you into that.
[20:15] Jun
Nah, it's nothing you need to apologize for.
[20:18] Rumi
Thanks.
[20:19] Jun
The athletics meet is coming up, right?
How's practice going?
[20:22] Rumi
Good. Really feeling the pressure, though.
[20:26] Jun
Nothing you haven't encountered before.
[20:30] Jun
Just make sure you have fun.
[20:31] Rumi
Wow, I'm really feeling that encouragement.
[20:35] Rumi
Thanks. I appreciate it.
[20:37] Naori
What are you two doing so late?
[20:40] Jun
Naori?!
[20:42] Naori
I was wondering who the boy and
girl in the familiar uniform were.
[20:47] Naori
Turns out it was you two.
[20:50] Naori
So, why are you two walking together?
[20:52] Jun
We were out taking care of something.
[20:54] Rumi
We're on our way back from
Amamiya Shiena's place.
[20:58] Rumi
I'm sure you've heard of her, at least.
[21:00] Rumi
She asked Jun-kun to tutor her.
[21:04] Naori
Yeah? But why'd you go to her place?
[21:07] Jun
It just kinda happened.
[21:10] Rumi
But we got to know Ein thanks to that.
[21:13] Jun
"We"? That cat didn't like me at all.
[21:15] Naori
Wait, cat? Did you just say cat?
[21:18] Naori
As in a felis silvestris catus?
[21:22] Jun
Saying the scientific name
just makes it more confusing.
[21:25] Naori
No fair! You know how much I adore cats!
[21:28] Naori
You two are heartless!
[21:30] Rumi
Sorry. But look, we got lots of pics.
[21:34] Naori
Cute!
[21:36] Rumi
Right? Isn't he?
[21:37] Naori
This merits a meow!
A meow of the highest order!
[21:40] Naori
Oh, well. I guess I'll overlook
walking home with Rumi.
[21:45] Naori
So, Jun-kun...
[21:47] Naori
I nearly let the kitty talk distract me,
[21:51] Naori
but I need to check.
[21:53] Naori
You said no to tutoring her, right?
[21:56] Jun
Nope. I'm gonna help her
prep for her make-ups.
[21:59] Naori
Huh?! Why?
[22:00] Naori
For what purpose?
[22:02] Jun
I'll explain later. Bye.
[22:05] Naori
Hey!
E7 - She Already Likes Someone. And...
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[00:06] Naori
Nope!
[00:07] Naori
I just can't make sense of it!
[00:10] Naori
Why would Jun-kun tutor her?
[00:13] Naori
Why?
[00:14] Naori
For what purpose?
[00:15] Naori
To what end?
[00:17] Naori
It makes no sense!
[00:18] Naori
No way...
[00:19] Naori
Is it her chest? Her boobies? Le mammaries?
[00:23] Naori
No, calm down. Jun-kun's more of a leg guy.
[00:29] Naori
Gah! This is eating away at me!
[00:31] Naori
Am I jealous? Impossible.
[00:33] Naori
I simply don't want Pudding-Head
to waste Jun-kun's time.
[00:38] Naori
Yeah, I have to do this for Jun-kun!
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 7. "She Already Likes Someone. And..."
[02:15] Naori
Jun-kun!
[02:19] Shirosakimom
I heard a thud. All okay up there?
[02:22] Naori
Jun-kun and his chair just went down! All good!
[02:25] Jun
Ouch. All good, my ass.
[02:28] Naori
Hey, Jun-kun...
[02:30] Naori
What is this?
[02:30] Jun
Whoa, what?
[02:31] Jun
A-Awkward timing, that's all!
Don't misunderstand!
[02:35] Naori
Well, you are a teenage boy.
[02:38] Jun
No! Look, it's a regular-ass movie!
[02:43] Jun
Don't laugh at me! What are you even here for?
[02:46] Naori
I'm glad you asked!
[02:48] Naori
I want to know why you accepted
Amamiya Shiena's request.
[02:52] Naori
What was your reason? Lust?
[02:54] Naori
I can do better!
[02:56] Jun
Like hell!
[02:57] Naori
What was it, then? Tell me.
[02:59] Jun
Honestly, it just happened.
[03:02] Jun
That's where we landed
after talking about stuff.
[03:06] Naori
And what was this "stuff" you talked about?
[03:09] Shirosakimom
Open up, Jun.
[03:12] Naori
Pudding! And mango!
[03:16] Naori
Jun-kun! Let's get married!
[03:19] Naori
I want to be part of this family.
[03:21] Jun
What are you even saying?
[03:23] Naori
I mean, just look at this. It's Thanksgiving
and Christmas at the same time.
[03:27] Naori
It's a good thing there's no cake, or I would've
applied to be a live-in apprentice.
[03:30] Jun
What era are we in right now?
[03:32] Naori
Okay, let's modernize. Say "aah."
[03:35] Jun
Not what I meant.
[03:37] Naori
Stow it. Quit whining.
[03:39] Naori
Here. "Aah."
[03:44] Naori
Thoughts?
[03:47] Jun
It's good.
[03:50] Naori
Listen, just checking here...
[03:53] Naori
You're not interested in Amamiya Shiena
or hiding anything else like that, right?
[03:59] Jun
Right.
[03:59] Naori
Huh...
[04:01] Naori
Does that mean you wouldn't have an issue
with me going with you when you tutor her?
[04:06] Jun
That's surprising.
[04:07] Jun
I didn't expect you to
suggest something like that.
[04:10] Jun
Are you really gonna come along?
[04:11] Naori
Who knows?
[04:17] Jun
I told Naori about the whole Amamiya
thing after that. Did you hear?
[04:21] Rumi
Bits and pieces. She seemed
surprisingly okay with it.
[04:25] Rumi
She was bitching and moaning
for a while, though.
[04:28] Rumi
Then you invited me to have lunch together.
[04:31] Rumi
Did you need to ask me something?
[04:34] Rumi
Is this about Naori?
[04:37] Jun
Amamiya, actually.
[04:40] Jun
She only read and replied a little while ago.
[04:40] Sign
Yesterday
[04:40] Sign
Amamiya Shiena
[04:40] Sign
Expecting you over tomorrow, too.
[04:40] Sign
Can we not meet somewhere else?
[04:40] Sign
Today
[04:40] Sign
Amamiya Shiena
[04:40] Sign
I'd prefer my place.
[04:44] Rumi
That girl is awful at keeping track of time.
She was probably asleep.
[04:48] Jun
I think this goes far beyond losing track of time.
[04:50] Rumi
So, are you going to her place later?
[04:53] Jun
I don't think that's a good idea, honestly.
[04:56] Rumi
I don't see why not. Is this a mea culpa?
[04:59] Jun
Not really, but still, I don't know
about going by myself.
[05:05] Rumi
What, do you want me to come with or something?
[05:08] Rumi
I can't, sorry. We have joint practice today.
[05:12] Rumi
Besides, Shiena's the one
who suggested it, right?
[05:14] Rumi
Don't overthink it.
[05:28] Shiena
Yikes, he's here!
[05:29] Jun
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm here for you, you know.
[05:33] Shiena
Oops, sorry! I got held up
chatting with friends.
[05:38] Shiena
Did you wait long?
[05:39] Jun
Do you have to ask?
[05:41] Shiena
Don't be so angry. I'll whip you up
something to eat, okay?
[05:45] Jun
I'm not cranky because I'm hungry!
[05:49] Shiena
Yeah? Well, whatever floats your boat.
[05:52] Shiena
Gotta take the highs with the lows.
[05:59] Jun
A warm welcome today, Ein?
[06:02] Jun
You take a bit to warm up to people, huh?
Like a little sister I know.
[06:06] Shiena
Have a seat wherever.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
[06:09] Jun
Huh?
[06:10] Jun
A shower?
[06:12] Jun
Oh, come on. Let's get to work.
[06:13] Shiena
Nope.
[06:15] Shiena
My legs are soaked. It's gross.
[06:17] Shiena
I can't focus when I feel this icky.
[06:20] Shiena
Please?
[06:21] Jun
It's not like you need my permission.
[06:23] Shiena
Then that's that.
[06:25] Shiena
I'll be out in a jiffy, so sit tight.
[06:28] Jun
What is she thinking?
[06:33] Kanako
It felt so good to see the boys seethe!
[06:36] Mai
Right? Boys or not, we probably didn't
need a handicap against first-years.
[06:41] (Flashback) Shiena
Do you like Shirosaki?
[06:44] Rumi
Why did Shiena ask me that?
[06:48] Rumi
I should've asked before denying it.
There's no way she's interested in Jun.
[06:54] Rumi
Was she just curious? I don't get it.
[06:57] Reira
Hey, Rumi...
[06:58] Reira
Isn't that your sister over there?
[07:00] Rumi
Huh?
[07:03] Naori
Shoot! They spotted me!
[07:07] Rumi
Naori?
[07:08] Rumi
What's up? Is something the matter?
[07:11] Naori
Nothing.
[07:12] Naori
Don't worry about it. I'm leaving.
[07:15] Rumi
You know I'm gonna ask what
you were doing here. Tell me.
[07:20] Naori
Oh, for the love of...
[07:22] Naori
I thought maybe he'd gone to that
girl's place without me again!
[07:26] Naori
And that you might've gone with him!
[07:28] Naori
But you often go out to eat with your
team on Fridays. It'd be weird to ask.
[07:33] Naori
And heck, I couldn't bring myself to ask!
[07:36] Naori
So I figured it'd be easier
to just see for myself.
[07:39] Naori
God! Don't make me spell it out!
[07:42] Rumi
Sorry.
[07:43] Rumi
Oh... We thought we were looking out
for her, but she actually felt left out.
[07:48] Naori
Don't apologize. You're making me feel pathetic.
[07:52] Naori
Happy now? Let me go.
[07:54] Rumi
Have you eaten yet? Wanna join us?
[07:57] Naori
Not on your life!
[07:59] Naori
I'm not going into that den of marauders!
[08:02] Naori
You're gonna loot and
plunder all the resources!
[08:05] Naori
I'll get sent to Valhalla in an instant!
[08:07] Rumi
I'll treat you to dessert.
[08:10] Naori
Y-You devil!
[08:14] Jun
If you were a Persian cat,
that'd make me Blofeld in 007.
[08:20] Jun
Why is your name Ein, though, really?
[08:27] Jun
Wha—
[08:30] Shiena
Yikes. I walked out without thinking.
[08:33] Shiena
Sorry, let me fix up my eyebrows.
[08:36] Jun
Your eyebrows?!
[08:37] Jun
Uh, I'd say your Ripley cosplay
is the bigger issue here!
[08:41] Jun
What is wrong with your owner, Ein?
[08:48] Shiena
Hm? What's up?
[08:50] Jun
What was that earlier?
[08:53] Shiena
Ah, right, I didn't have makeup on.
Sorry, I totally spaced out.
[08:57] Jun
I mean your getup, not your makeup.
[08:59] Shiena
Like I said, I totally spaced out.
[09:04] Shiena
Besides, how are undies any
different than swimsuits?
[09:06] Jun
Oh, there is a very fine line there.
[09:10] Jun
And it is not meant to be crossed, ever.
[09:13] Shiena
I have no idea what you're talking about.
[09:17] Shiena
It's not like you're interested
in me anyway, right?
[09:21] Jun
In a manner of speaking.
[09:22] Shiena
Who are you interested in? Rumichi?
[09:24] Shiena
Or is it Naori-chan?
[09:26] Jun
You go first.
[09:28] Jun
Surely you have a boyfriend?
[09:30] Shiena
Who, me? Nope.
[09:33] Shiena
I am a tiny bit interested in someone,
but it's not what you think.
[09:37] Jun
Wow, that's surprising.
[09:39] Shiena
I know what to do!
[09:41] Shiena
We'll both share with the class.
That way, we're even.
[09:44] Shiena
I'll start.
[09:45] Jun
You're making a lot of assumptions.
I haven't agreed to this.
[09:48] Shiena
God, you're such a nag. Shut up and listen.
[09:53] Shiena
There's someone I selfishly
want to get to know better.
[09:58] Shiena
Believe it or not, I'm super dedicated.
Does that blow your mind?
[10:03] Jun
Yeah, yeah, mind blown.
[10:04] Jun
So, who is this?
[10:07] Shiena
Okay, hint number one: they go to our school.
[10:11] Shiena
Hint number two: they're
more like tea than coffee.
[10:15] Jun
Like tea? Not much of a hint there.
[10:17] Shiena
Oh, and they're in the smart class.
You're not getting a word more out of me!
[10:20] Jun
Your priority list for info is all out of whack.
That's the biggest hint of the lot.
[10:24] Shiena
Your turn now, Zaki.
[10:26] Jun
So you say, but I've got nothing.
[10:29] Shiena
There's gotta be something.
Like, about Rumichi.
[10:31] Shiena
Are you two dating?
[10:33] Jun
We're not.
[10:35] Jun
But... we were.
[10:38] Shiena
Knew it! Last year, right?
[10:40] Jun
I'm impressed you knew.
[10:42] Shiena
We're good friends, and we were
classmates back then.
[10:46] Shiena
Whew, mystery solved!
[10:48] Jun
Glad to hear. Let's get back to work.
[10:51] Shiena
Hey, why'd you break up? Had a fight?
[10:55] Jun
Still not satisfied?
[10:58] Rumi
It's amazing how shy you can be.
[11:00] Naori
Am not. Buzz off.
[11:02] Rumi
All you could say was "yes" and "no."
[11:05] Naori
Not true. Also, buzz off.
[11:08] Rumi
Mai actually came up to me all serious, like,
[11:12] Rumi
"Is your twin fitting in in class?"
[11:15] Naori
I'm fine. I've got a bunch of different masks I can wear in the outside world.
[11:19] Rumi
And what mask were you wearing today?
[11:21] Naori
An AT Field. AKA a mental block.
[11:24] Rumi
That's just you with the mask off!
[11:27] Naori
That aside, are you really okay with this?
[11:30] Rumi
With what?
[11:31] Naori
Jun-kun and Pudding-Head!
[11:33] Rumi
Relax. He's not her type.
[11:37] Naori
What's with that flimsy logic?
[11:39] Naori
Assuming it's true, what about Jun-kun, though?
[11:41] Naori
He might be totally into gyaru.
[11:43] Naori
What if his browser history is all gyaru porn?
[11:46] Rumi
Uh...
[11:48] Naori
You just pictured it, right?
[11:49] Rumi
I did not!
[11:52] Shiena
I'm so done!
[11:55] Shiena
I need a break! I need sugar!
[11:57] Shiena
And hey, it's lunchtime!
[11:59] Jun
That's what happens when
you wake up that late.
[12:02] Jun
Keep oversleeping, and you'll
have to repeat the year.
[12:05] Shiena
Anything but that. Mom will kill me!
[12:09] Jun
Your mom, huh?
[12:12] Jun
Anyway, let's get started.
[12:13] Shiena
Okay, okay.
[12:15] Shiena
Oh, I want chocolate.
[12:16] Shiena
I have a bunch of goodies at the bottom
of the kitchen cupboard. Get one for me.
[12:27] Jun
Which one do you want?
[12:32] Jun
Amamiya?
[12:33] Shiena
Yikes!
[12:35] Jun
Hey!
[12:36] Jun
Oh no, you don't!
[12:38] Shiena
Don't look!
[12:41] Jun
Dude, what is this room?
[12:44] Shiena
You'd better not tell a soul about this!
[12:47] Shiena
Please!
[12:51] Jun
What's this?
[12:52] Shiena
It had a figure, but Ein pushed it over.
Dad's fixing it up for me.
[12:57] Jun
"Swordfish..."
[12:59] Jun
Bebop, as in Cowboy Bebop?!
[13:02] Jun
I watched it with a friend's dad!
[13:05] Jun
So that's where the name Ein came from.
[13:07] Jun
You did say you wanted a dog.
[13:10] Shiena
Wait, you get this stuff? Seriously?
[13:13] Jun
I didn't expect you to be into it, too.
[13:16] Jun
Is all this your collection?
[13:18] Shiena
Mostly my dad's.
[13:20] Shiena
He's a designer, and this
apartment used to be his office—
[13:24] Shiena
or more like his hobby room.
[13:26] Shiena
For me, it was like a secret base where
my bro and I watched anime and stuff.
[13:31] Shiena
When they split, he gave it to
my mom so I could live here.
[13:35] Jun
Is that so?
[13:37] Shiena
Oh, it wasn't a messy divorce or anything.
[13:40] Shiena
Mom still works with Dad and stuff.
[13:43] Jun
So it's true that your parents
are both fashion designers?
[13:46] Shiena
They've finally started to make waves
in Japan, so they gotta keep it up.
[13:51] Shiena
It's always been my dad's dream
to expand into Japan.
[13:55] Jun
Is that why you've been modeling?
[13:58] Shiena
That's part of it, I guess.
[14:01] Jun
I kind of assumed you were
YOLOing through life. Sorry.
[14:06] Shiena
I'm not sure why you're apologizing to me.
[14:08] Shiena
Wait, what's YOLOing?
[14:18] Sign
"Wanna go out?"
[14:18] Sign
New Message
[14:18] Sign
Kamedake
[14:19] Sign
"Wanna go out?"
[14:19] Sign
"Hello? You up?"
[14:19] Sign
New Message
[14:19] Sign
Kamedake
[14:20] Sign
"Let's go out, yeah?"
[14:20] Sign
New Message
[14:20] Sign
Kamedake
[14:20] Sign
"Wanna go out?"
[14:20] Sign
"Hello? You up?"
[14:22] Sign
"Hello? You up?"
[14:22] Sign
"Let's go out, yeah?"
[14:22] Sign
"The weather finally cleared up! How many
seconds do you need to get ready?"
[14:24] Naori
I can't get ready in seconds...
[14:26] Ririsu
"It's me, Kamedake."
[14:26] Sign
Kamedake
[14:26] Sign
Wanna go out?
[14:26] Sign
Hello? You up?
[14:26] Sign
Let's go out, yeah?
[14:26] Sign
The weather finally cleared up!
How many seconds do you need to get ready?
[14:26] Sign
It's me, Kamedake.
[14:26] Sign
I am now
[14:26] Sign
outside your home.
[14:28] Ririsu
"I am now outside your home."
[14:30] Naori
Huh?
[14:33] Naori
Scary!
[14:39] Shiena
Got something in mind already?
[14:42] Jun
Not really, no.
[14:43] Jun
What kind of gifts do girls like?
Cosmetics and stuff?
[14:48] Shiena
Cosmetics aren't a good idea.
You gotta consider personal fit.
[14:52] Jun
What about clothes?
[14:53] Shiena
Kinda loaded. You'd feel forced
to wear 'em when you meet.
[14:57] Shiena
I can't stand that, so I don't
like being given clothes.
[14:59] Shiena
Though it all changes depending
on who's doing the gifting.
[15:04] Jun
Then let me get to the point.
Do you have any good ideas?
[15:07] Shiena
You're not going to ask her out, right?
[15:09] Jun
Right.
[15:10] Shiena
In that case, something she kind of
wants but won't buy for herself.
[15:15] Shiena
That can be a real pleasant surprise.
[15:19] Jun
Oh.
[15:20] Shiena
Thought of something?
[15:21] Jun
There is something that fits.
[15:23] Shiena
We made the right call to
take a break and head out!
[15:27] Shiena
But you only asked about Rumichi's gift.
What about Naori-chan?
[15:31] Jun
I've got trusty backup there,
so no need to worry.
[15:34] Shiena
Uh-huh? But you'll ask me for
advice on what to get your ex?
[15:39] Jun
Let's head back.
[15:41] Shiena
No way! I wanna check out
some clothes for myself!
[15:46] Ririsu
This looks just like you, Sensei.
[15:49] Naori
Excuse me? I'm far cuter than that.
[15:52] Naori
This feels closer.
[15:54] Ririsu
No way. You're more in-your-face.
[15:57] Naori
Actually, the way it's trying to
assert dominance is just like you.
[16:02] Ririsu
Ah, how I want to make
kiviak with you right now.
[16:06] Naori
Kiviak?
[16:07] Naori
That Inuit food with sea birds
fermented in seal skin?!
[16:11] Naori
We've got a crazy psycho girl
over here! Better eat it all, then.
[16:16] Ririsu
Ugh, just the thought made me sick.
[16:18] Naori
Hey, you brought it up, not me.
[16:20] Ririsu
Sorry about that.
[16:22] Ririsu
But hey, wouldn't a kiviak plushie be cute?
[16:26] Ririsu
You'd get little bird plushies
dropping out the belly.
[16:29] Naori
What is this, a plushie for serial killers?
[16:32] Naori
But I don't hate the idea. Would buy.
[16:35] Ririsu
I thought as much.
[16:36] Naori
Where we going next? Village Vanguard?
[16:38] Ririsu
Good idea. Let's get going.
[16:45] Ririsu
Uh... Sensei?
[16:48] Naori
What article of the Penal Code
does murder fall under?
[16:51] Ririsu
Article 199... Wait, no!
[16:54] Ririsu
You mustn't! Calm down!
[17:01] Sign
Naori
[17:01] Sign
Emergency
[17:01] Sign
Pudding-Head and Jun-kun
are out on a date
[17:01] Sign
I feel like a certain somebody assured me
that we had nothing to worry about?
[17:01] Sign
Naori
[17:02] Rumi
Naori?
[17:04] Rumi
Huh?
[17:06] Rumi
Oh, boy.
[17:08] Kanako
Rumi?
[17:09] Kanako
What're we doing after this?
[17:12] Rumi
Sorry, I need to bounce.
[17:14] Rumi
I'm in a hurry, so can you lock up for me?
[17:17] Kanako
Yeah.
[17:17] Reira
Sure.
[17:20] Naori
I'll ask straight up.
[17:23] Naori
What do you think?
[17:25] Rumi
Honestly, I'm a bit conflicted.
[17:28] Rumi
But I'm sure Shiena's not into him.
[17:30] Naori
What makes you say that?
You'd better have a good reason!
[17:35] Rumi
I think she already likes someone.
[17:39] Rumi
And that someone isn't Jun.
[17:41] Naori
When was this? Are we sure it still applies?
[17:44] Rumi
That I can't say for sure.
[17:52] Naori
Rumi.
[17:54] Naori
I can join the tutoring sessions, right?
[17:57] Rumi
If you won't get in their way, sure.
[18:00] Naori
I broached the topic with Jun-kun, too.
[18:02] Naori
All right! I'm going tomorrow!
[18:06] Naori
The kind of ziggurat that sinful men who know
nothing of the Old Testament revel in.
[18:14] Jun
Yeah, it's the modern embodiment
of the blasphemy of tall towers.
[18:19] Jun
So, what's with the getup?
[18:21] Naori
No female teacher is complete without a pair.
[18:23] Jun
Are those fake?
[18:24] Naori
PC glasses.
[18:26] Naori
Now hurry up and lead the way, mister.
[18:29] Shiena
You're finally here, you two!
[18:31] Jun
Thanks for having me.
[18:33] Naori
And me...
[18:34] Shiena
Woohoo! I never thought
you'd come, Nyao-Nyao!
[18:37] Naori
N... Nyao-Nyao?
[18:39] Shiena
Is that a no?
[18:41] Naori
Not really.
[18:43] Shiena
Thankies!
[18:44] Shiena
You can call me Ena.
[18:47] Shiena
Now, come this way.
[18:51] Naori
Is she always like that?
[18:53] Jun
Yeah.
[18:54] Jun
But she's extra amped up today.
She's not in her sweats like always.
[18:58] Naori
Sweats? That speaks volumes.
[19:02] Jun
Your girlishness is pretty bottom
of the barrel too, Nyao-Nyao.
[19:04] Naori
Huh? Do you have any idea how much
femininity this outfit is oozing?
[19:08] Naori
Also, call me Nyao-Nyao one more time,
[19:10] Naori
and I'll tell the whole school
about your porn watching.
[19:12] Jun
Again, that was a normal movie!
[19:14] Shiena
Come in already.
[19:20] Naori
A... A c-c-cat?
[19:23] Naori
Wait up...
[19:25] Shiena
You like cats, Nyao-Nyao?
[19:28] Naori
S-Somewhat.
[19:29] Shiena
Here, hold him.
[19:37] Jun
You're bothering Ein. Let him go.
[19:40] Naori
He's not bothered! He's enjoying this!
[19:42] Shiena
Give him a good roll with this later.
[19:44] Shiena
Cat fur is insane.
[19:46] Shiena
Oh, right! Your outfit today is crazy cute.
[19:50] Shiena
And those glasses look crazy good on you!
[19:51] Naori
Huh?
[19:52] Shiena
This is for playing with Ein.
[19:54] Naori
O-Oh, thanks.
[20:06] Shiena
How sweet of you.
[20:08] Shiena
And, damn, Nyao-Nyao looks so cute sleeping!
[20:11] Shiho
Ena-chan, help me out here.
[20:13] Shiena
Oh, it's Mom.
[20:15] Jun
Hey, Naori, wake up!
[20:19] Jun
Amamiya's mom showed up!
[20:22] Shiho
Hello!
[20:23] Shiho
Oh, is this the boy you mentioned, Ena-chan?
[20:27] Shiho
He's got such a cute little face.
[20:29] Jun
Thanks for having me. I'm Shirosaki Jun.
[20:32] Shiho
Boys around that age are so nice.
[20:34] Shiho
They act stuck up, but they're
so easy to bowl over!
[20:38] Shiena
Hey, Mom! Don't even joke about that!
[20:42] Shiho
Sorry, sorry.
[20:43] Shiho
I'm Shiho, Shiena's mother.
[20:45] Shiho
Who's the girl?
[20:47] Shiena
Nyao-Nyao, Zaki's friend!
[20:52] Naori
I'm Jinguji Naori!
[20:54] Naori
Uh, we were just leaving—
[20:57] Shiho
Don't be such a stranger.
[21:00] Shiho
Oh right, Ena-chan.
[21:02] Shiho
Your father's in Japan, too.
[21:05] Shiho
Let's call your brother and
all have dinner together.
[21:08] Shiena
Dad's here, too? Gotcha!
[21:10] Jun
We should probably make ourselves scarce.
[21:12] Naori
Yep.
[21:13] Naori
I caught a glimpse of the River Styx
just now. I might be done for.
[21:21] Jun
So, what do you think?
[21:22] Jun
Think you can break the ice with Amamiya?
[21:26] Naori
I guess I wouldn't mind engaging
her in casual conversation.
[21:31] Naori
Wanna stop anywhere on the way home?
[21:33] Jun
Got someplace in mind?
[21:35] Naori
Not exactly.
[21:37] Naori
But I'd feel like I brought
this umbrella for nothing.
[21:41] Naori
I'll have won the battle but lost the war.
[21:43] Jun
Allow me to hold it for you.
[21:45] Naori
Thank you.
[21:47] Naori
Now my hands are free.
[21:49] Naori
The natural state of humankind.
[21:51] Naori
We became bipedal in order to
put our hands to good use.
[21:55] Naori
And look.
[21:57] Naori
We can even hold hands.
[21:59] Naori
Now this is what we were born to do.
[22:07] Jun
You're not wrong.
E8 - I Thought About You So Much
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[00:04] Toyoshige
For the older one?
[00:05] Jun
Yeah.
[00:06] Jun
She's got a game on the day.
Should be a safe choice.
[00:08] Toyoshige
Yeah. Too safe and boring.
[00:11] Toyoshige
But that's so you.
[00:13] Toyoshige
Maybe I should get Jinguji something, too.
[00:16] Jun
Good idea. It'll make her happy.
[00:18] Toyoshige
But a formal gift is hard to choose.
[00:22] Toyoshige
What should I get her, as a smooth operator?
[00:25] Jun
That doesn't describe you
at all, so anything will do.
[00:27] Toyoshige
Oh? You picking a fight?
[00:30] Toyoshige
If I'm not a smooth operator,
[00:32] Toyoshige
then you're nothing but pubic hair
stuck between pages of a book.
[00:36] Jun
How'd you even come up with that insult?
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 8. "I Thought About You So Much"
[02:09] Rumi
Hey.
[02:09] Rumi
Where would you put this, Reira?
[02:11] Sign
Certain Victory!
[02:12] Reira
I'd have to think. I wouldn't want to
stick it on my bag and have it fall off.
[02:16] Rumi
Right?
[02:17] Rumi
I'm so nervous. I hope
I'll do okay tomorrow.
[02:21] Reira
You're the only starter
among the first-years.
[02:25] Reira
Go make a splash for us, too.
[02:28] Rumi
Sure. But if I get taken out,
it'll be your turn.
[02:32] Reira
You got it. I'll clean up after you.
[02:35] Rumi
By the way, how are things
with your boyfriend?
[02:38] Rumi
You two made up, right?
[02:39] Reira
Yeah, but I figured nothing would change
if I kept playing sweet and innocent.
[02:45] Reira
So I didn't hold back. I gave him a
piece of my mind and then some.
[02:48] Rumi
Uh, won't that affect his play?
[02:51] Reira
Well, it better not.
[02:53] Reira
Watching him play ball was
what made me fall for him.
[02:55] Rumi
But that's not all now, right?
[02:58] Rumi
You've found other things to
like about him, haven't you?
[03:01] Reira
Of course.
[03:02] Reira
But on the other hand,
I've seen plenty to dislike, too.
[03:05] Reira
Dating's all about striking the right
balance between what you like and dislike,
[03:09] Reira
don't you think?
[03:11] Reira
You have to air out the
things you can't stand.
[03:13] Reira
But that also makes the reason you fell
for each other all the more important.
[03:17] Rumi
Talk about mature.
[03:18] Reira
Hey, we're the same age.
[03:22] Rumi
Meanwhile, I'd put a lid on my feelings.
[03:26] Rumi
I couldn't stand the thought
of losing everything we had,
[03:29] Rumi
so I ran away from Jun and Naori.
[03:32] Rumi
You really are amazing, Reira.
[03:34] Rumi
I didn't have it in me to
confront the issue head-on.
[03:37] Reira
Yeah, but constant confrontation
can also wear you out.
[03:40] Reira
But hey, it's not like it's
all over for you, either.
[03:43] Reira
Don't overthink it.
[03:45] Rumi
You're right. Thanks.
That kinda cheered me up.
[03:52] Sign
Jun: Do you have some time?
[04:06] Jun
You got here quick.
[04:08] Rumi
Did I? Anyway, what's up?
[04:11] Jun
Why don't you take a seat first?
[04:13] Rumi
Okay.
[04:22] Rumi
Oh, the make-ups started today, right?
[04:25] Rumi
I hope Shiena did okay.
[04:27] Jun
She said she managed.
[04:30] Jun
If she makes it through,
I won't have to tutor her anymore.
[04:33] Rumi
She's a nice girl, isn't she?
[04:36] Jun
Yeah.
[04:38] Rumi
So, you called me out here
for a reason, right?
[04:41] Rumi
Some uncomfortable topic?
[04:43] Jun
Nah, nothing of the sort.
[04:45] Jun
Uh... your game's tomorrow, right?
[04:48] Rumi
Yeah.
[04:48] Jun
Good luck.
[04:50] Rumi
Thanks. Is that it?
[04:54] Jun
It's a day early, but here. This is for you.
[04:58] Rumi
Oh, is this a birthday gift?
[05:00] Jun
I haven't given Naori hers
yet, so don't tell her.
[05:04] Rumi
Can I open it?
[05:06] Jun
Sure.
[05:09] Jun
You've been using your bottle
since middle school, right?
[05:12] Jun
I figured it was about time for an upgrade.
[05:14] Rumi
Thanks! I'll use it starting
tomorrow for sure!
[05:20] Rumi
Hey, can I hug you?
[05:22] Jun
Suit yourself.
[05:24] Rumi
I can't take it.
[05:25] Rumi
I love him.
[05:27] Rumi
I love him so much.
[05:28] Rumi
I won't let anybody take these
moments from me. Not even Naori.
[05:35] Jun
I do feel like I'm doing Naori dirty.
[05:37] Jun
I know I should hand them
over at the same time.
[05:40] Jun
But I really wanted to give
you this before your game.
[05:44] Jun
Because this is all I can do for you.
[05:46] Rumi
Don't say that. You really made me happy.
[05:49] Jun
I've got school tomorrow,
but I can go cheer for you on Saturday.
[05:53] Jun
So you'd better win.
[05:55] Rumi
Yeah, I'll do just that. No way I can lose.
[05:58] Rumi
So I want more where that came from.
[06:01] Jun
Huh? Uh...
[06:03] Jun
Don't freak out even if your
opponents seem too good.
[06:05] Jun
You're better, I guarantee it.
[06:08] Rumi
What else?
[06:10] Jun
"What else"?
[06:12] Jun
Well, I really love watching
you play basketball.
[06:17] Jun
I think it makes you look so cool.
[06:19] Rumi
Huh? Nobody's ever said that to me before.
[06:23] Rumi
That's how you see it, huh?
[06:25] Rumi
Can I ask you to do something for me?
[06:28] Jun
What?
[06:30] Rumi
I want to kiss like we used to.
[06:33] Jun
Wh-What are you saying?
[06:35] Rumi
It'll give me the strength to keep going.
[06:45] Rumi
I'm back.
[06:48] Naori
The prodigal daughter
finally makes her return.
[06:50] Rumi
Sorry, got held up with strategy
meetings for tomorrow and stuff.
[06:55] Naori
We've got win-gs for dinner tonight.
[06:57] Naori
Also, about your game tomorrow...
[07:00] Naori
Good luck.
[07:02] Rumi
Huh?
[07:05] Rumi
Yeah, this won't do.
[07:09] Rumi
I'm coming in.
[07:11] Naori
Not waiting for me to respond?
[07:13] Rumi
What're you up to?
[07:14] Naori
Trying to remember how old we were
when we were about this tall.
[07:21] Naori
So?
[07:23] Rumi
Uh, I was kinda with Jun earlier...
[07:27] Naori
What? You met up?
[07:29] Rumi
Yeah. He wished me luck in the game.
[07:31] Naori
Good for you.
[07:32] Naori
You don't have to report
every little thing to me.
[07:35] Rumi
But you wished me luck too, so I felt bad.
[07:41] Naori
I don't want things turning
sour on our birthday.
[07:45] Naori
Just forget it and go eat.
[07:48] Rumi
Okay, I'll do that.
[07:51] Rumi
Naori?
[07:52] Naori
Yeah?
[07:53] Rumi
Thanks.
[08:05] Shiena
Yesterday was a breeze!
[08:08] Shiena
I was like, "Hey, Zaki taught
me this!" for most of it.
[08:11] Shiena
Oh!
[08:11] Shiena
Nyao-Nyao!
[08:15] Naori
I didn't know you were here, Amamiya-san.
[08:17] Shiena
Stop that. Call me Ena.
[08:20] Naori
Uh, don't you have more make-ups today?
[08:24] Shiena
Yeah. I was double-checking
things with Zaki.
[08:27] Shiena
Wait, yikes! It's almost time.
[08:30] Shiena
See you, Nyao-Nyao!
[08:32] Shiena
And you, Zaki!
[08:34] Naori
What's gotten into her?
[08:36] Jun
Don't ask me.
[08:38] Jun
Looks like she found the
motivation and the effort paid off.
[08:41] Naori
Good for her.
[08:44] Jun
Shall we head home?
[08:45] Naori
Yeah.
[08:49] Jun
I wonder how the game went.
[08:51] Naori
Same. But I hope she won.
[08:56] Naori
'Cause otherwise tonight's birthday
party will be a damp squib.
[08:59] Jun
Right you are.
[09:03] Jun
Do you have time?
[09:06] Jun
Wanna stop by somewhere?
[09:08] Naori
How about we go to my room instead?
[09:13] Naori
Hup.
[09:15] Naori
Some downpour, huh?
[09:17] Jun
Y-Yeah.
[09:21] Jun
Naori, can I have your attention for a sec?
[09:24] Naori
What is it?
[09:26] Jun
Here.
[09:27] Jun
Happy birthday.
[09:30] Naori
Th-Thanks. Can I open it?
[09:33] Jun
Yeah.
[09:36] Naori
A seal?
[09:37] Naori
How cute!
[09:38] Jun
I'm glad you like it. You wanted one, right?
[09:42] Naori
A seal? Did I mention that?
[09:45] Jun
Take a look. See the zipper on its belly?
[09:47] Naori
You're right. What's it for?
[09:51] Naori
Huh? Wait, is this... kiviak?
[09:55] Naori
This plushie was real?
[09:55] Sign
Seabirds in Seal
[09:56] Ririsu
Kiviak!
[09:59] Naori
Hey, wait. Chief put you up to this?
[10:02] Jun
Yeah. I was a little afraid
it'd be unacceptable.
[10:04] Naori
It's okay. I'm kinda amazed it exists.
[10:08] Naori
So I'm happy. Thanks.
[10:10] Jun
Actually, I have something else.
[10:15] Jun
Here.
[10:22] Jun
You showed off the PC glasses
the other day, remember?
[10:25] Jun
I'm sure you have a case already, but still.
[10:27] Naori
This looks familiar.
[10:29] Jun
Yeah. It's the same one I have.
[10:32] Naori
So we have a matching pair?
[10:34] Jun
Yeah. It's nothing fancy, though.
[10:37] Naori
Does Rumi have one?
[10:39] Jun
No?
[10:40] Naori
So, it's just me you share a
matching pair of these with?
[10:44] Jun
Yeah.
[10:46] Jun
Naori, if you don't want it—
[10:48] Naori
Of course I do!
[10:50] Naori
Answer me honestly.
[10:53] Naori
You handed Rumi her gift
yesterday, didn't you?
[10:56] Naori
You went to her first, no?
[11:00] Jun
Sorry. I just wanted her to
have it before her game.
[11:05] Jun
It wasn't about preferring her over you.
[11:07] Jun
I simply wanted to show I was
rooting for her in today's game.
[11:10] Naori
I knew it.
[11:13] Naori
Why didn't you tell me?
[11:15] Naori
Why'd you keep it from me?
[11:20] Naori
I know you and Rumi have
matching shoes and stuff.
[11:24] Naori
You two went behind my back.
[11:26] Naori
But you were dating back
then, so it made sense.
[11:30] Naori
I hated it, but I didn't
say anything. I couldn't.
[11:33] Naori
But things are different now, so why
are you still going behind my back?
[11:38] Jun
Sorry about that.
[11:40] Naori
Are you really?
[11:42] Jun
I am.
[11:44] Naori
Then pay more attention to me.
[11:47] Naori
Use the time you were spending
with Rumi with me, too.
[11:51] Naori
Quit deciding to tutor other
people and stuff with her.
[11:54] Naori
Please, stop keeping me in the dark.
[11:58] Jun
Naori...
[12:00] Naori
Let's talk more about hobby stuff like we
used to, like we did over Golden Week.
[12:05] Naori
I thought about you two so much
before making my decision.
[12:09] Naori
How did I end up being the one left out?
[12:11] Naori
Why? Did I do something wrong?
[12:16] Naori
What was I supposed to do?
[12:19] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You didn't choose not to make a decision.
[12:22] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You just ran away from making one.
[12:26] Jun
I'm sorry. I really am.
[12:31] Naori
Payback. But know that
I'm hurting a lot more.
[12:35] Naori
Praise me for not leaving a
lasting mark like I wanted to.
[12:40] Jun
Hurting a lot more, huh?
[12:42] Jun
That's fair.
[12:44] Jun
Naori, let's hang out and chat more.
[12:48] Naori
You promise?
[12:49] Jun
Yeah.
[12:51] Naori
Break it, and I'm taking a pair of scissors
[12:53] Naori
and going full Sada Abe on you.
[12:56] Jun
Anything but that.
[12:57] Naori
I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that
before trying it out for myself.
[13:00] Jun
Trying it out?!
[13:02] Naori
I'm hoping it happens someday.
[13:06] Naori
Hey, Dad!
[13:08] Naori
Could you not play such
dark music on our birthday?
[13:11] Jingujidad
This is an album about
life and its many forms.
[13:14] Jingujidad
The perfect thing to play on a birthday.
[13:16] Naori
What do you say, Jun-kun?
Is this your idea of fun?
[13:19] Jun
Uh...
[13:21] Rumi
It's not mine, at least.
Way to rain on my victory parade.
[13:26] Jingujimom
Your father's very personality
is more on the dark side.
[13:29] Jingujidad
Wha?
[13:29] Rumi
He does bring up Dazai's
death anniversary every year.
[13:32] Naori
Right?
[13:34] Naori
Who brings that up on his
daughters' birthday?
[13:37] Rumi
Most people wouldn't.
[13:41] Rumi
Hey, do you still have those sneakers?
[13:43] Jun
You've been wearing them again lately, too.
[13:47] Naori
Hey, could you two knock it off?
[13:50] Naori
Going behind my back isn't cool,
but doing it in my face is even worse.
[13:55] Jun
Wanna go buy a matching pair for yourself?
[13:57] Naori
I have no need for trainers.
[14:00] Naori
I wouldn't mind going
along if asked, though.
[14:03] Jun
Pick a side.
[14:04] Rumi
I know.
[14:05] Rumi
Shall we hit up the convenience store?
[14:07] Rumi
It'd be a dry run for the shopping trip.
[14:10] Naori
Uh, what? What does that even mean?
[14:13] Naori
This is why I can't stand muscleheads.
[14:15] Jun
Sure, but do you have your wallets?
[14:21] Jun
What?
[14:22] Rumi
If you'd offered to pay...
[14:25] Naori
...you could've scored some points.
[14:28] Jun
Oh, so that's what a "smooth
operator" is supposed to say.
[14:31] Jun
The Professor has shown me the light today.
[14:34] Naori
The heck?
[14:35] Naori
You've got issues if you're
trying to learn from that guy.
[14:38] Naori
Terminal ones, at that.
[14:40] Rumi
Anyway, let's go.
[14:43] Jun
Yeah.
[14:45] Ririsu
Happy birthday, Sensei!
[14:49] Naori
Thank you! I love you, Chief!
[14:51] Ririsu
Are you a big girl now? How old?
[14:53] Naori
Today—or yesterday, actually—
I turned a year older than you.
[14:57] Naori
I'm your senior in life. Show me deference.
[14:59] Ririsu
I can't stand older people who act like
they're automatically better than you.
[15:02] Naori
Same here.
[15:03] Ririsu
Then stop saying things like that.
[15:06] Ririsu
This is why Shirosaki-kun says you have
the personality of a crusty old coot.
[15:10] Naori
He does not! You just made that up!
[15:13] Ririsu
Huh? Are you sure?
[15:15] Ririsu
Anyway, let's forget that and eat some cake.
[15:20] Naori
Ugh, they shine like the morning sun.
[15:22] Naori
I feel like Palpatine feasting his
eyes on a fleet of Star Destroyers!
[15:27] Ririsu
Here. I presume you want the Mont Blanc.
[15:29] Naori
You sure get me!
[15:31] Ririsu
I've known you since middle school.
[15:34] Ririsu
Though I really hated you back then.
[15:38] Naori
Right back at you.
[15:42] (Flashback) Naori
But how do we verify the result?
[15:45] (Flashback) Naori
What are we assuming n to be?
[15:48] (Flashback) Girl A
Naori-chan sure is different than us.
[15:50] (Flashback) Girl B
Yeah.
[15:53] Naori
There's no difference between us.
[15:54] Naori
You all have just convinced
yourselves there is one.
[15:57] Naori
But I can't say that out loud,
which is why I wear my mask.
[16:03] (Flashback) Naori
Sorry. Let's think of a different topic—
[16:06] (Flashback) Girl A
I'll go see what the other groups are doing.
[16:09] (Flashback) Girl B
Me, too.
[16:12] (Flashback) Ririsu
Your smile was forced.
[16:15] (Flashback) Ririsu
You need some more practice.
[16:18] (Flashback) Naori
Kameda-san, was it?
[16:20] (Flashback) Naori
Your name reminds me of
The Castle of Sand. What an oldie.
[16:24] (Flashback) Ririsu
It's Kamedake.
[16:25] (Flashback) Ririsu
You've got that cutesy act
going, huh, Jinguji-san?
[16:29] (Flashback) Ririsu
You're only fooling the boys, though.
[16:30] (Flashback) Naori
You don't say? Sorry I'm so cute!
[16:33] Naori
"What's with this girl?
I'm making sure she goes down."
[16:37] Naori
That was my first impression of her.
[16:40] Ririsu
We were both so combative back then.
[16:43] Naori
So childish of us.
[16:45] Naori
But now I'm a sagacious, wise, cute,
and vivacious high school girl.
[16:50] Ririsu
Huh?
[16:50] Naori
Huh? What's with your reaction?
[16:53] Ririsu
Wait, today's her birthday!
I need to gas her up!
[16:57] Ririsu
Yes, you are a sagacious, wise, cute,
and bodacious high school girl!
[17:01] Naori
Don't put your own spin on it.
[17:03] Ririsu
Call it a compliment.
[17:07] Naori
I've been thinking...
[17:09] Ririsu
About what?
[17:10] Naori
About starting a club
and roping Jun-kun in.
[17:14] Ririsu
A club, huh?
[17:16] Ririsu
What kind?
[17:18] Ririsu
I'll be right back.
[17:19] Naori
Sure.
[17:30] Shiena
Boom! Happy birthday, Nyao-Nyao!
[17:34] Naori
Wha? Why are you here?!
[17:36] Ririsu
Shiena-chan wanted to celebrate with us.
[17:38] Naori
Huh... Wait, what?
[17:43] Shiena
Here! For you!
[17:46] Naori
Gelista? You mentioned it before...
[17:49] Shiena
Give one to Rumichi for me.
[17:52] Naori
O-Okay. Thanks.
[17:55] Shiena
Hurry up and open it.
[17:57] Naori
I can't accept something so expensive.
[17:58] Shiena
Never mind that.
[18:04] Naori
Cute.
[18:06] Naori
This is super cute!
[18:08] Shiena
Isn't it? I designed it.
[18:11] Naori
What do you mean, you "designed" it?
[18:14] Ririsu
Her mom works at Gelista as a designer.
[18:18] Naori
Huh?
[18:19] Naori
Wait, that hyper lady is a designer?
[18:23] Naori
And... you designed this, Shiena?
[18:27] Shiena
Isn't it great? I modeled it after Ein.
[18:30] Shiena
It's still just a prototype, so don't
worry about the cost and stuff.
[18:34] Shiena
That aside...
[18:37] Shiena
You finally called me by name.
[18:41] Shiena
Oh, I nearly forgot! I have another gift for you!
[18:49] Shiena
You're crazy cute, Nyao-Nyao!
[18:51] Shiena
Gotta take pics! Cute, so cute!
[18:53] Shiena
She's an angel!
[18:54] Naori
Explain this, Chief!
[18:59] Ririsu
Sensei, I have a confession to make.
[19:03] Ririsu
Would you listen to it?
[19:05] Naori
Okay, what did you do?
[19:06] Ririsu
Well, Shiena-chan asked me to
help her get closer to you.
[19:12] Naori
Huh?
[19:13] Ririsu
But you take zero notice of
people you don't care about.
[19:17] Ririsu
So I told her...
[19:19] Ririsu
to tell Rumi-chan to ask you to tutor her.
[19:25] Naori
What?!
[19:26] Naori
No way! What the hell?!
[19:29] Naori
You planned it all?!
[19:30] Naori
Chief was the mastermind?!
[19:31] Naori
Palpatine was Chief?!
[19:33] Naori
This makes no sense!
[19:35] Ririsu
Of course, I knew Rumi-chan would
never introduce you straight up.
[19:39] Ririsu
I figured the offer would go
to Shirosaki-kun instead.
[19:42] Ririsu
That would definitely pique your interest.
[19:45] Ririsu
It was the surest way for her
to become friends with you.
[19:49] Naori
This girl's terrifying.
[19:51] Shiena
Sorry for kinda tricking you.
[19:53] Naori
"Kinda"?!
[19:55] Naori
You did trick me!
[19:56] Shiena
See, Riripon? She did get angry at me!
[20:00] Naori
Riripon?
[20:01] Naori
Huh? How do you two know each other, anyway?
[20:03] Ririsu
We're friends on an online game.
[20:05] Ririsu
You wouldn't believe how
much of an otaku she is.
[20:08] Ririsu
I think you two will get along.
[20:11] Naori
My brain can't process all this.
[20:13] Shiena
Let's be good friends, Nyao-Nyao.
[20:16] Shiena
Also, I teased Zaki quite a bit
because his reactions were so funny.
[20:19] Shiena
Sorry about that.
[20:22] Shiena
I've actually thought you're just
the cutest thing since middle school.
[20:29] Shiena
And I've been searching for
ways to get to know you.
[20:32] Shiena
Yikes, I went and said it!
I'm so embarrassed!
[20:35] Shiena
Don't get the wrong idea!
I didn't mean it that way!
[20:38] Naori
Hold up... What's with her reaction?
[20:48] Jingujimom
Go!
[20:48] Naori
Jun-kun.
[20:49] Jingujidad
Go for it!
[20:50] Naori
Chief was behind it all along.
[20:52] Jun
What are you talking about?
[20:53] Naori
I'm saying she's the worst. And the best.
[20:59] Reira
Shot clock!
[21:01] Sign
Hacchosugi
[21:01] Sign
Sakigahara
[21:20] Jingujimom
Yeah!
[21:21] Jingujidad
Woohoo!
[21:32] Naori
You still up?
[21:33] Rumi
Yeah.
[21:34] Rumi
I'm having trouble sleeping.
[21:37] Naori
I figured.
[21:39] Naori
That game-winning shot was awesome.
Good luck tomorrow, too.
[21:43] Rumi
Thanks. But where's this coming from?
[21:47] Naori
I've never cared about basketball
and I don't plan on starting.
[21:52] Naori
But I know that you've always given
it your all, ever since your junior days.
[21:56] Naori
So I will root for you. I have to,
as the one who introduced you to it.
[22:00] Rumi
You remember that, huh?
[22:02] Naori
"Recall," actually.
[22:05] Naori
I didn't expect you to take me seriously.
[22:15] (Flashback) Naori
If you like ball games so much,
why not pick up a sport?
[22:19] (Flashback) Naori
Basketball might be a good fit.
[22:20] (Flashback) Rumi
I've never tried. Wanna play together?
[22:23] (Flashback) Naori
No way.
[22:30] (Flashback) Naori
Wow, that was cool.
[22:35] Rumi
I play it because I love it.
You don't have to feel responsible.
[22:39] Naori
I won't, then.
[22:41] Naori
So, have you talked to
Jun-kun about tomorrow?
[22:44] Rumi
Tomorrow?
[22:45] Naori
Let me rephrase that.
[22:47] Naori
Did you get him to wish you
luck for tomorrow's game?
[22:50] Rumi
Not directly, no.
[22:52] Naori
Then go see him and get him to.
[22:56] Rumi
This late at night?
[22:58] Naori
It's fine. I'm sure he's up.
[23:00] Naori
Don't hesitate to use the geographical
advantage at times like this.
[23:03] Rumi
True. He's right next door.
[23:06] Rumi
We are childhood friends, after all.
[23:21] Rumi
Thanks, Naori.
[23:23] Rumi
I'll be right back.
[23:24] Naori
Yeah.
[23:28] Naori
This is my parting gift.
[23:32] Naori
I won't be playing nice anymore, Onee-chan.
E9 - You Wanted Him to Stop You
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SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 9. "You Wanted Him to Stop You"
[01:38] Naori
Oh, come on! What is Rumi doing?
[01:41] Naori
Kick their butts!
[01:42] Jun
They're guarding her tight.
[01:45] Jun
Remember that game-winning three-pointer
she hit in the second round?
[01:49] Naori
Yeah, so she's better than this—
[01:51] Jun
She can't do anything with
someone on her at all times.
[02:03] Rumi
If only I could've done more...
[02:05] Reira
You did your best, Rumi.
[02:07] Rumi
But...
[02:10] Jun
What's up?
[02:12] Naori
Oh, just thinking about something.
[02:18] Jingujimom
When did Rumi say she'd be back?
[02:20] Naori
She sent a message saying she'd be late.
[02:23] Jingujimom
I'm sure there's lots to
talk about after the game.
[02:26] Naori
Yeah...
[02:33] Sign
Wish me luck
[02:33] Sign
Win or lose, make
sure you have fun.
[02:33] Sign
We lost...
[02:33] Sign
Yeah, it's too bad.
[02:42] Sign
Hey there, come home already
[02:52] Sign
Do you have time today?
[02:55] Rumi
So stupid.
[02:56] Rumi
I'm acting like some kinda drama queen.
[02:58] Sign
Do you have time today?
[03:01] Rumi
Okay!
[03:11] Sakaguchi
Going to practice?
[03:13] Rumi
Huh? Why?
[03:14] Sakaguchi
It's okay to not feel up to it at times.
No need to force yourself to go.
[03:18] Rumi
Not feel...?
[03:19] Rumi
It's not like that.
[03:21] Sakaguchi
Uh...
[03:21] Sakaguchi
I'm saying, don't put it all on your shoulders.
It wasn't your fault alone.
[03:27] Rumi
Thanks. I get that, I really do.
[03:30] Sakaguchi
Personally,
[03:31] Sakaguchi
I think you did great.
[03:33] Sakaguchi
And I've seen how seriously you take this,
from middle school to now.
[03:36] Rumi
R-Right.
[03:38] Rumi
Thanks. But you've been working
just as hard, Mizuma.
[03:41] Rumi
Let's both keep it up, yeah?
[03:45] Sakaguchi
Right.
[03:46] Sakaguchi
It's just, I worry about you.
[03:51] Sakaguchi
I can't get you off my mind.
[03:53] Rumi
Huh?
[03:54] Sakaguchi
I like you, Rumi.
[04:00] Naori
I wanna start a club. What do you say?
[04:04] Jun
"Clubs are a pain. I want to spend the
bare minimum time stuck at school."
[04:08] Jun
Wasn't it you who always said that?
[04:10] Toyoshige
Sounds good to me. Let's do it!
[04:12] Toyoshige
So, what kind of club?
[04:14] Naori
Dunno.
[04:15] Toyoshige
Put more thought into it.
[04:16] Jun
I'm betting she wants us
to come up with ideas now.
[04:20] Naori
That's my Jun-kun. Always quick on the uptake.
[04:23] Jun
First things first.
[04:25] Jun
Why do you want to start a club?
[04:28] Naori
Because it sounds like fun.
[04:30] Jun
Not a very specific reason.
[04:31] Naori
But reason enough to start a new endeavor.
[04:34] Toyoshige
"Don't sweat the details," basically.
[04:37] Toyoshige
Are you that opposed to the idea?
[04:39] Jun
Of course not. But what
do the school rules say?
[04:42] Naori
You require five members and an advisor.
I looked into that, at least.
[04:46] Jun
Who'll be our other two? Kamedake?
[04:50] Jun
And who else?
[04:51] Toyoshige
Hopefully a girl, obviously!
[04:54] Toyoshige
Or heck, it better be.
[04:56] Toyoshige
Personally, I'd prefer a composed
and refined but demure rich girl!
[05:01] Naori
There aren't any girls you can put
into such prehistoric categories.
[05:06] Naori
Even if there were, there's no
guarantee it isn't all a facade.
[05:10] Jun
When you say it, it sounds pretty convincing.
[05:13] Naori
Hey! Why are you bullying me?
[05:14] Ririsu
Open sesame!
[05:16] Ririsu
Have you reached an agreement?
[05:18] Naori
Listen to this, Chief!
[05:19] Naori
I'm having trouble dealing
with these imbeciles—
[05:21] Shiena
Sorry I'm late, Nyao-Nyao!
[05:23] Naori
Hey! Get off me!
[05:24] Naori
Yeesh, you've been getting
even friskier with me lately.
[05:28] Ririsu
Well, you are Ena-chan's favorite, Sensei.
[05:31] Shiena
I mean, she's just so cute!
[05:32] Naori
Shut up and let go!
[05:35] Toyoshige
When did you two get so close?
[05:37] Naori
We did not!
[05:38] Jun
Is Amamiya our last member?
[05:41] Naori
As much as I hate the idea, it seems likely.
[05:44] Jun
What's there to hate? Sounds good to me.
[05:46] Naori
It's on the Chief's recommendation, okay?
[05:49] Naori
I didn't come up with the idea.
[05:52] Naori
What's with the look?
[05:53] Naori
What, so it's not just the Chief?
You're taken with her too, Jun-kun?
[05:57] Jun
It's not that.
[05:59] Jun
I've always thought
you two might just get along.
[06:03] Naori
Wha? That's for me to decide!
[06:06] Naori
Why does everyone insist
on making us friends?
[06:08] Naori
Oh, get off me!
[06:09] Jun
Ultimately, your goal here
is get a club started.
[06:12] Jun
It's not like you have a
clear theme in mind, right?
[06:15] Naori
I just want to create a place where
we can talk about the things we love.
[06:19] Naori
That's all.
[06:20] Toyoshige
You mean like anime, books, and movies?
[06:23] Shiena
Heck yeah, that sounds super fun!
[06:25] Shiena
Let's do it!
[06:27] Jun
No, we won't get approved with that.
[06:30] Jun
Talks, discussions—
[06:32] Jun
We could call it "reviews" or "art criticism"
to make it sound more club-like.
[06:38] Naori
And release an editorial collection
at the school festival?
[06:40] Naori
I doubt anyone would be interested.
[06:43] Toyoshige
Actually, I'd want to read articles
written by you or Kamedake.
[06:47] Jun
Same. I'm very interested.
[06:49] Naori
You realize that means
we'd all have to write?
[06:51] Shiena
Wait, me too? That sounds embarrassing.
[06:55] Ririsu
Now all we need is an advisor
and a clubroom, right?
[06:58] Jun
Why don't we start with asking Yoda-sensei?
[07:04] Reira
Rumi?
[07:05] Rumi
Reira!
[07:06] Rumi
What do I do, Reira?!
[07:10] Reira
Dropping it on you out of the blue
would leave you at a loss, huh?
[07:13] Reira
But I figured he'd do
something like that soon.
[07:17] Rumi
You knew?
[07:19] Reira
I had an inkling.
[07:21] Rumi
No way.
[07:22] Rumi
I mean, Mizuma's always just
been a basketball buddy.
[07:24] Rumi
There was never any
indication he was into me.
[07:26] Reira
Oh, yeah? I guess you would've distanced
yourself if you'd picked up on it.
[07:31] Rumi
What do you mean?
[07:33] Reira
Er... Don't you try to avoid being too
friendly in case they get the wrong idea?
[07:38] Reira
Wait, I suppose you're not the type to.
[07:41] Reira
Sorry, forget I said anything.
[07:43] Rumi
What the heck? Do you all
think that far ahead?
[07:47] Reira
I mean, you didn't, and here we are.
[07:52] Rumi
What am I supposed to do now?
[07:55] Reira
Isn't that obvious? Just turn him down.
[07:58] Reira
Oh, but he hasn't formally asked you out, huh?
[08:01] Rumi
Yeah, he just said he likes me.
[08:04] Reira
Then you can just act normal
and play it cool.
[08:07] Reira
For now, do some drills
and get your mind off things, okay?
[08:11] Rumi
Okay.
[08:15] Jun
I hope the club gets approved.
[08:18] Jun
Then we might get other members
and new people to talk to.
[08:23] Naori
Other members, huh...
[08:26] Naori
I don't really care about that. If I can
have fun with friends, that's fine.
[08:32] Jun
I guess.
[08:33] Naori
Why the pause?
[08:35] Jun
No reason.
[08:36] Naori
You expect me to believe that? Out with it.
[08:39] Jun
Just realized we don't have a backup plan
if the advisor or clubroom don't work out.
[08:44] Naori
We can cross that bridge when we come to it.
[08:46] Jun
Not how I do things.
[08:48] Naori
I know.
[08:54] Sakaguchi
Rumi.
[08:56] Sakaguchi
Can we talk?
[08:59] Sakaguchi
I'm sorry about earlier.
I know that was selfish of me.
[09:03] Sakaguchi
Um... are you and Shirosaki dating?
[09:08] Rumi
We're not.
[09:10] Sakaguchi
Oh. Then...
[09:14] Sakaguchi
Is he dating your twin?
[09:16] Sakaguchi
Well, I just heard they were seen
hugging in the hallway the other day.
[09:22] Rumi
He's not dating Naori, either.
[09:24] Rumi
He did that because Naori
forced him into it.
[09:27] Sakaguchi
Even though they're not dating?
[09:29] Rumi
Naori's in love with Jun.
[09:33] Rumi
And so am I.
[09:34] Sakaguchi
Figures.
[09:36] Rumi
"Figures"?
[09:38] Sakaguchi
Must be painful for you, huh?
[09:40] Sakaguchi
I don't know your sister too well,
[09:43] Sakaguchi
but I see them having fun talking an awful lot.
[09:45] Rumi
Why can't they? You talk to Jun
and Moriwaki too, don't you?
[09:50] Sakaguchi
Uh, sorry if I touched a nerve.
[09:53] Sakaguchi
Anyway, I just wanted to ask
if you'd hang out—
[09:57] Sakaguchi
go on a date with me.
[09:58] Rumi
Huh?
[09:59] Reira
Ready to go, Rumi?
[10:01] Sakaguchi
Think about it, okay?
[10:06] Reira
Why a date? You told him
how you feel, right?
[10:10] Reira
So it's for closure, huh?
[10:13] Rumi
Huh?
[10:14] Reira
Did he say anything else?
[10:16] Rumi
Oh, uh... just some stuff
about Naori and Jun,
[10:21] Rumi
and how they seem close.
[10:23] Reira
Wait, when did he bring up the date stuff?
[10:25] Reira
Right after that?
[10:28] Reira
I get it now.
[10:29] Rumi
What? What's going on?
[10:31] Reira
Sakaguchi likes to play dirty, I see.
[10:34] Reira
He must've been trying to bring you down
before shooting his shot.
[10:38] Reira
In other words, he thinks
there's still a chance.
[10:41] Rumi
Come on, you're overthinking it.
[10:45] Reira
Listen, Rumi.
[10:46] Reira
If you really like Shirosaki,
[10:49] Reira
hurry up and go out with him.
[10:53] Jun
Yoda-sensei, huh?
[10:55] Jun
She's not the type to meddle,
[10:57] Jun
but she expects students to think
and make decisions for themselves.
[11:03] Sign
Today
[11:03] Sign
Can I call you now?
[11:04] Sign
Can I call you now?
[11:04] Sign
Go for it.
[11:08] Rumi
You're not in bed, right?
[11:10] Jun
I wouldn't be asleep this early.
Did something happen?
[11:13] Rumi
Nah, just wanted to talk.
[11:15] Rumi
You're friends with Mizuma, aren't you?
[11:18] Jun
Mizuma? Oh, Ango Sakaguchi?
[11:21] Jun
Took me a moment because
you used his real name.
[11:23] Rumi
Did you talk to him today?
[11:25] Jun
Like any other day. What about him?
[11:29] Rumi
Nothing. I was just wondering
what you guys talk about.
[11:33] Jun
Nothing but stupid crap.
[11:36] Rumi
Oh...
[11:37] Rumi
I should go. I'm getting sleepy.
[11:40] Rumi
Good night.
[11:41] Jun
O-Okay. Good night.
[11:48] Sign
New Club Proposal
[11:48] Sign
Club Name: Modern Pop Culture Research
[11:50] Jun
Actually, I guess Naori should tell her.
[11:57] Sign
Sakaguchi Mizuma
[11:58] Ririsu
Why should I be club president?
You do it, Sensei.
[12:02] Naori
Who would be a better fit to
lead us than you, our Chief?
[12:05] Naori
I'll call you Chief Minus One if you do it.
[12:07] Ririsu
Nope. You do it.
[12:09] Naori
You big meanie.
[12:11] Naori
I'll make sure it doesn't affect
your art club duties.
[12:14] Ririsu
Can I take that to mean
you'll be the vice president?
[12:17] Ririsu
You'll put in the work, right?
I'm going to hold you to it.
[12:20] Naori
Why not?
[12:21] Ririsu
So full of hot air! More hot air
than a hydrogen balloon!
[12:24] Naori
It's why you love me so, right?
[12:27] Ririsu
The audacity to say so yourself,
to be more specific.
[12:31] Naori
I like that we can speak
our minds with each other.
[12:34] Ririsu
Did you tell Rumi-chan about the club yet?
[12:39] Naori
Nope.
[12:40] Naori
Is there even a reason to?
[12:43] Naori
I have no obligation to report
everything I do to her,
[12:46] Naori
and Rumi doesn't do the same for me, either.
[12:50] Ririsu
Are you still hung up about
what happened the other day?
[12:52] Naori
What do you mean? There was so much,
I don't know what you mean specifically.
[12:56] Ririsu
Right.
[12:58] Ririsu
You do hold your grudges.
[13:01] Naori
Look, I'm not gonna keep it
a secret from her or anything.
[13:04] Naori
I just figured I could tell her
after it all worked out.
[13:08] Ririsu
Purrfectly understandable. I get it.
[13:10] Reira
You might as well joke about it.
[13:12] Reira
Like, "You want to go on
a date with me so badly?"
[13:15] Rumi
No way. I'm not Naori.
[13:18] Reira
Ah, I suppose your twin would do that.
[13:27] Rumi
Wait, what?
[13:28] Reira
Eat up. Say "ah."
[13:31] Reira
You know, when you hit that
three-pointer the other day,
[13:35] Reira
did you have second thoughts
about taking that shot?
[13:38] Rumi
As if. I was the only one who could have.
[13:42] Reira
What's the difference between
the Rumi then and the Rumi now?
[13:46] Rumi
Whether I'm playing basketball or not?
[13:49] Reira
What I'm trying to say is,
[13:51] Reira
when you're on the court, you take stock
and make the right decisions on the fly.
[13:56] Reira
So why can't you do that now?
[13:59] Rumi
I would if I could, believe me.
[14:01] Reira
There's not much you can do right now
other than act normal.
[14:05] Reira
You're basically playing into
Sakaguchi's hands this way.
[14:08] Rumi
What do you mean, playing into his hands?
[14:10] Reira
You're thinking about him all the time.
[14:14] Rumi
What? I dunno if he's such a schemer...
[14:17] Reira
Okay, let's presume that he's not.
You already know you're not gonna date him.
[14:22] Reira
No point wasting time
worrying about it, then.
[14:25] Rumi
Right...
[14:28] Rumi
About what you said yesterday.
[14:29] Rumi
I can't go on a date with you, sorry.
[14:32] Sakaguchi
Okay.
[14:34] Sakaguchi
Listen, I'm not going to beg you
to be my girlfriend.
[14:38] Sakaguchi
But I would like us to
hang out at least once.
[14:41] Sakaguchi
Is that so bad?
[14:43] Rumi
You're putting me on the spot.
[14:45] Rumi
I've only ever seen you as a friend.
[14:49] Sakaguchi
Then why don't we hang out as friends?
[14:52] Rumi
But I know how you feel now.
[14:55] Sakaguchi
Right, I messed up.
[14:58] Sakaguchi
I shouldn't have told you. I'm really sorry.
[15:02] Rumi
You don't have to apologize.
[15:04] Sakaguchi
Nah, it's a fact that I put
an unnecessary load on your mind.
[15:08] Sakaguchi
I'd like it if we could go back
to the way things were.
[15:12] Sakaguchi
Will that be difficult?
[15:16] Rumi
Just checking, but you mean as friends, right?
[15:19] Sakaguchi
Of course.
[15:21] Rumi
Can I tell others we're hanging out?
[15:24] Rumi
I don't want to keep it a secret
and cause any misunderstandings.
[15:26] Sakaguchi
Sure.
[15:27] Rumi
If you're okay with that,
I'll think about it.
[15:34] Yoda
I'll do it if you promise
you won't cause any trouble.
[15:38] Toyoshige
How'd it go?
[15:39] Jun
Easier than expected. She gave us the okay.
[15:42] Toyoshige
I'm amazed she didn't
find fault with the proposal.
[15:44] Jun
She did realize that we just wanted
to meet up and chat, though.
[15:49] Toyoshige
That's Master Yoda for you. Ever so wise.
[15:52] Toyoshige
Now I guess that leaves the clubroom.
[15:54] Jun
About that...
[15:55] Toyoshige
Oh, the gang's all here.
[15:58] Naori
I wanted to go see Jun-kun,
but Shiena wouldn't let me.
[16:01] Shiena
I mean, you're just so cute, Nyao-Nyao.
[16:03] Ririsu
Yep, yep. Sensei is very cute.
[16:06] Toyoshige
Not even a single yoctogram's
worth in this conversation.
[16:09] Shiena
Who are you?
[16:10] Toyoshige
D-Don't give me that. I've been part
of the club talks the whole time.
[16:14] Shiena
I don't remember.
[16:15] Toyoshige
Wow, what a jerk.
[16:17] Toyoshige
And I bring bad news on top of that.
[16:20] Naori
Out with it already. I don't like it
when people play it up like that.
[16:24] Ririsu
You do hate beating around the bush.
[16:27] Shiena
Me, too.
[16:28] Shiena
Please. none of that, "What do you want first?
The good news or the bad news?"
[16:32] Naori
The Professor would
definitely pull that crap.
[16:35] Naori
If he were to ever get married,
[16:38] Naori
the long-winded convos would annoy his
partner so much that one day, she finally—
[16:44] Ririsu
Change yourself, Professor-kun.
If you start now, you can still make it.
[16:49] Shiena
You can do it.
[16:49] Toyoshige
You girls sure like running your mouths.
[16:52] Jun
No point reasoning with them, Professor.
[16:54] Jun
They'll just gang up on you.
[16:56] Toyoshige
These are so not the female
members I was hoping for.
[17:00] Naori
You should be used to it by now.
So, what's the bad news?
[17:04] Jun
It's the clubroom.
Another club asked for the same one.
[17:07] Naori
Which club?
[17:08] Jun
The recreation club.
[17:09] Jun
They're saying they'll conduct research
into board games like chess and shogi.
[17:14] Toyoshige
Shogi's been making a comeback lately.
[17:16] Ririsu
So we don't know who's gonna get the room?
[17:19] Naori
They should just play
their shogi on the porch!
[17:21] Jun
I feel like the same could be said of us.
[17:23] Shiena
Whose side are you on, Zaki?
[17:25] Ririsu
Who's leading this rec club?
[17:27] Toyoshige
Thank you, Kamedake.
You're the only one talking any sense.
[17:31] Naori
You can't trust the Chief.
[17:33] Naori
I bet she's gonna go set a
Conibear trap later tonight.
[17:36] Ririsu
Excuse you. I am not some hunter.
[17:38] Jun
Furuma Reito from Class 2-5, apparently.
[17:41] Naori
Furuma? Mafuru... Maple.
[17:44] Naori
Okay, so we need to grab this Furuma,
AKA Maple, and get him to give up on the room.
[17:56] Rumi
Stayed quite late today, huh?
[17:57] Jun
We were all having fun chatting.
[17:59] Rumi
Ah.
[18:06] Reira
Do your thing.
[18:08] Rumi
Yeah.
[18:12] Jun
What's up?
[18:13] Rumi
Jun, can I call you later?
[18:17] Jun
Huh? Yeah, sure.
[18:19] Rumi
I'll call you after
my bath and stuff, then.
[18:22] Jun
Gotcha.
[18:23] Jun
Also...
[18:24] Naori
Rumi, open the door.
[18:26] Rumi
What? Please tell me
you didn't lose your key.
[18:30] Jun
Guess it can wait.
[18:32] Rumi
I'm out of the bath.
[18:34] Naori
'Kay.
[18:40] Rumi
What happened to knocking?
[18:41] Naori
Are any of the basketball
team members in Class 2-5?
[18:44] Rumi
Class 5? So, the smart people class?
[18:47] Rumi
Uh, I don't think so. Why?
[18:51] Naori
Oh, just checking. Thanks.
[18:53] Rumi
Did something happen?
[18:56] Naori
Don't worry about it.
[19:07] Rumi
Sorry, did you I keep you waiting?
Are you free now?
[19:09] Jun
Yeah.
[19:11] Rumi
Say, is it okay if I go
hang out with Mizuma?
[19:15] Jun
Huh? What's this about?
[19:17] Rumi
Oh, right. He said we
should go out sometime.
[19:21] Rumi
I didn't give him an answer.
[19:23] Rumi
I figured I should ask you first.
[19:26] Jun
Why would you have to ask me?
[19:29] Jun
You're free to go hang out with who you want.
[19:32] Rumi
No, you're not getting it.
[19:35] Rumi
Mizuma told me he likes me.
[19:43] Jun
And what did you tell him?
[19:45] Rumi
That I appreciate it,
but I don't feel the same way.
[19:48] Jun
Oh...
[19:50] Rumi
And he wasn't super insistent.
He was very understanding.
[19:55] Rumi
But he did say he wanted us
to hang out at least once.
[19:59] Jun
Oh... He never mentioned it to me.
[20:03] Jun
Well, I guess he couldn't. S-Sorry,
I'm having trouble processing this.
[20:06] Rumi
I know this is sudden.
But I was just as surprised as you.
[20:10] Jun
When did this happen?
[20:12] Rumi
Today. Or, well, yesterday.
[20:15] Jun
Is that why you were asking
about him last night?
[20:19] Rumi
Yeah, that's right.
[20:20] Jun
You could've told me.
[20:22] Rumi
Listen, I wasn't trying to hide it.
[20:24] Rumi
I turned him down, but he wanted us
to go out and hang out as friends.
[20:30] Jun
Okay, I get what you're trying to say.
[20:33] Jun
What do you want to do?
[20:34] Rumi
Me?
[20:36] Rumi
This isn't about me.
[20:39] Jun
It's not my place to tell you
to go or not to go.
[20:43] Jun
What matters is what you want to do.
[20:45] Rumi
What do you mean, not your place?
[20:48] Jun
I'm not your boyfriend anymore, right?
[20:51] Jun
That's what I mean.
[20:52] Rumi
So, you can't say anything
if we're not dating?
[20:56] Jun
I don't want to be irresponsible.
[20:59] Rumi
What? You're being irresponsible right now!
[21:02] Rumi
You won't speak your mind 'cause you don't
wanna be responsible for your words!
[21:05] Rumi
That's basically the same thing!
[21:06] Rumi
And here I told you about it because
I didn't wanna keep it from you...
[21:10] Jun
Sorry. Please, don't cry.
[21:14] Rumi
I'm not crying!
[21:16] Rumi
You jerk!
[21:20] Naori
I'm coming in.
[21:33] Naori
Are you okay?
[21:37] Naori
Wanna vent? Or do you not
wanna talk about it?
[21:43] Rumi
I wanna talk.
[21:47] Naori
I see. You wanted Jun-kun
to stop you, but he didn't.
[21:53] Rumi
I think you simplified that too much.
[21:55] Naori
But I'm not exactly wrong, am I?
[21:58] Naori
Well, what now? Will you go see that guy?
[22:02] Rumi
I dunno... I can't think straight.
[22:06] Naori
Why not go?
[22:07] Rumi
Huh?
E10 - Isn't My Queen Defenseless?
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[00:05] Sign
Jinguji Rumi
[00:05] Sign
Voice call
[00:05] Sign
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time
to talk today?
[00:06] Girl
Morning, Rumi!
[00:08] Rumi
Morning.
[01:44] Naori
It's time for war, my friends.
[01:46] Naori
We shall rain fire and brimstone down
upon that second-year classroom—
[01:50] Shiena
You're really amped up, Nyao-Nyao!
SIGN 10. "Isn't My Queen Defenseless?"
[01:52] Toyoshige
What's going on?
[01:53] Jun
Apparently, Amamiya raided
a second-year classroom.
[01:56] Jun
And now look at Naori.
[01:59] Shiena
What do you mean, "raided"?
[02:00] Shiena
I just dropped by to talk
to Maple during lunch.
[02:04] Jun
It's funny. I can picture
it like I was there.
[02:09] Toyoshige
So, you got him to agree to
a discussion? What time?
[02:13] Shiena
Dunno. All I said was that
we'd go after school.
[02:16] Shiena
I have no idea when second-year classes end.
[02:18] Jun
Wait, you mean we're
keeping a senior waiting?
[02:22] Toyoshige
Seriously? We should go.
[02:24] Toyoshige
He may be steaming right now.
[02:26] Jun
Right?
[02:28] Shiena
Sorry, I've got stuff to do, so I'm out.
[02:32] Naori
Huh? You're not coming with us?
I don't even know what Maple looks like.
[02:36] Shiena
Uh, he wears glasses and looks
all bossy. How do I say this?
[02:41] Shiena
He's kinda like Zaki!
[02:45] Jun
Here, huh?
[02:47] Naori
So, you'll do all the talking, right?
[02:51] Jun
What happened to fire and brimstone?
[02:53] Jun
Don't worry. I was planning
on that all along.
[02:57] Naori
Okay.
[02:57] Jun
Excuse us. Uh...
[03:01] Furuma
The clubroom, right?
[03:03] Furuma
That blondie showed up during
lunch and made a huge scene.
[03:07] Toyoshige
Right, we apologize for that.
We'll tell her to tone it down.
[03:11] Furuma
And also tell her to quit talking casually
to people she meets for the first time.
[03:17] Furuma
As for giving you the clubroom...
[03:22] Furuma
My answer is no. We have nowhere else to go.
[03:25] Jun
We've got a grasp on the situation.
[03:27] Jun
You're lacking a fifth member, right?
[03:30] Jun
We have a full five.
All we need is the clubroom.
[03:32] Jun
So...
[03:32] Furuma
So...
[03:33] Furuma
You want me to give up?
[03:36] Furuma
"Clubrooms will be awarded to the club
that fulfills the requirements first."
[03:40] Furuma
If that's was what the school
rules said, I'd abide by it.
[03:43] Furuma
But that is nowhere in the rules.
So what reason do I have to give it up?
[03:47] Jun
We're not asking you to let us have it
out of the goodness of your heart, of course.
[03:51] Jun
We propose playing a match to settle this.
[03:55] Furuma
What do I get out of
accepting this challenge?
[03:57] Furuma
We requested the room first.
[04:00] Furuma
If we lose, we miss out on it.
[04:03] Furuma
What will winning get us?
[04:06] Jun
I'll join your club.
[04:08] Furuma
Okay, that makes sense.
[04:11] Furuma
By the way, we're registering as the rec club,
but it'll actually be a chess club.
[04:15] Furuma
Will you still join?
[04:17] Jun
I'm fine with that.
[04:18] Furuma
Interesting. With that said,
how will we compete?
[04:22] Jun
In chess.
[04:23] Furuma
You've got guts. Or maybe you're
just confident in your skills.
[04:30] Furuma
In which case, allow me to
make an ill-natured remark.
[04:34] Furuma
You first-years and I are not the same.
[04:38] Furuma
I'm closer to graduation, meaning
I have fewer opportunities left.
[04:42] Furuma
So we don't stand on equal footing.
[04:45] Jun
Well...
[04:46] Furuma
In order to bridge that gap, I want
the right to choose my opponent.
[04:51] Furuma
What do you say?
[04:55] Furuma
Oh, don't worry. I don't intend
to pick the blonde girl.
[05:00] Furuma
I'm not going to be that nasty.
[05:02] Furuma
Let's see... for instance,
[05:05] Furuma
how about the girl over there?
[05:07] Furuma
Have you played chess before?
[05:10] Naori
Huh?
[05:11] Naori
Just a little bit, a long time
ago. But... yeah, I guess.
[05:15] Furuma
I see. So you just need
to work off the rust.
[05:19] Furuma
We can play in your classroom.
[05:22] Furuma
I got to lay out my terms,
so you can have home advantage.
[05:25] Furuma
Now, when will we play?
[05:28] Furuma
Would one week from now be too soon?
[05:32] Naori
In two days.
[05:34] Toyoshige
Did you hear that?
[05:35] Toyoshige
"How about the girl over there," he said.
[05:39] Jun
He was totally looking down on you.
[05:42] Naori
Heh. I guess I'm just that good an actor.
[05:45] Toyoshige
Yeah, right.
[05:47] Toyoshige
Your shyness was just acting up.
[05:49] Naori
Shaddup! I was wearing a mask!
[05:52] Jun
That aside, I didn't know
you knew how to play chess.
[05:57] Jun
You always turned me down when I asked.
[05:59] Naori
Back when I was a baby.
[06:02] Naori
Not taking my "no" for an answer,
[06:04] Naori
my dad forced me into it...
[06:06] Toyoshige
Phrasing, girl.
[06:07] Naori
But it's true. I didn't wanna play.
[06:11] Naori
I don't remember all the rules, but it
should be fine 'cause I can play shogi.
[06:16] Naori
Actually, you teach me, Jun-kun.
[06:19] Jun
I'm fine with that.
[06:21] Toyoshige
Two days might not be enough,
though, don't you think?
[06:24] Naori
I wasn't gonna sit around
and wait a whole week.
[06:27] Naori
I want this over and done with.
[06:29] Toyoshige
Better not lose, then.
[06:31] Naori
Who do you think you're talking to?
[06:33] Naori
Besides, Jun-kun and I'll be spending long,
passionate nights together until the match.
[06:39] Jun
No, we won't! I'm only gonna
be teaching you chess.
[06:42] Naori
You'll ignore me and go to bed? Rude!
[06:46] Naori
Tell this loser hipster nerd off, Professor.
[06:50] Toyoshige
Hey, loser hipster nerd.
[06:52] Toyoshige
Why am I being put through this?
[06:55] Jun
Don't ask me.
[06:57] Jun
Anyway, we need to tell
Kamedake and Amamiya.
[06:59] Sign
All
[06:59] Sign
Club (Temp)
[06:59] Sign
Professor
[06:59] Sign
Naori
[06:59] Sign
Jinguji Rumi
[07:01] Sign
Jinguji Rumi
[07:01] Sign
Jinguji Rumi
[07:01] Sign
Voice call
[07:01] Sign
Today
[07:01] Sign
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time to talk today?
[07:05] (Flashback) Naori
Why not go?
[07:06] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh?
[07:07] (Flashback) Naori
If I were in your shoes,
I wouldn't even consider going.
[07:11] (Flashback) Naori
I wouldn't make Jun-kun decide.
But you were different.
[07:16] (Flashback) Naori
You're wavering, right?
[07:18] (Flashback) Naori
You're close enough that you
can't flatly turn him down.
[07:23] (Flashback) Naori
And you feel bad for him too, right?
[07:25] (Flashback) Rumi
That's not true...
[07:27] (Flashback) Naori
I wouldn't understand it one bit,
but let me say this anyway.
[07:32] (Flashback) Naori
I suggested it 'cause I wanna see how
Jun-kun would react if you decided to go.
[07:37] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh? That sounds like
you want to test Jun.
[07:42] (Flashback) Naori
What are you saying? You already tested him.
[07:45] (Flashback) Naori
Don't you realize what you just did?
[07:48] (Flashback) Naori
You wanted him to stop you, but he didn't.
[07:52] (Flashback) Naori
You got your answer, but you still
won't decide? Isn't that weird?
[07:57] (Flashback) Naori
Are you actually a nasty girl
[07:59] (Flashback) Naori
who wants to keep the basketball boy
around 'cause he's a convenient tool?
[08:04] (Flashback) Naori
If that's the case, I will say no more.
[08:07] (Flashback) Naori
Actually, I may want to give you props.
[08:11] (Flashback) Rumi
Why do you have to be so mean?
[08:13] (Flashback) Naori
Me? Aren't you the one being mean?
[08:16] (Flashback) Naori
If I'm wrong, then just go.
And tell me how Jun-kun reacts.
[08:20] (Flashback) Rumi
What if Jun stops me?
[08:24] (Flashback) Naori
What, you mean to say that'll put you in
the driver's seat? Then he'll be yours?
[08:31] (Flashback) Rumi
That's not what I meant.
[08:33] (Flashback) Naori
It's fine. Don't worry about that.
[08:35] (Flashback) Naori
I'm just curious what Jun-kun will do.
[08:41] (Flashback) Naori
Besides...
[08:46] (Flashback) Naori
I don't believe he'll
choose to do anything.
[08:51] Kanako
Rumi!
[08:53] Kanako
What're you spacing out for?
[08:55] Rumi
Sorry, I'm just thinking about something.
[08:58] Kanako
You didn't hear me call out to you?
[09:00] Kanako
Mizuma wanted to talk to
you the other day, right?
[09:03] Kanako
Hurry up and tell us what you talked about.
[09:07] Girl A
Did he ask you out?
[09:10] Girl B
Huh? Isn't he friends with Shirosaki?
[09:13] Rumi
I'll leave that up to your imagination.
[09:17] Kanako
Well, Reira?
[09:20] Reira
Don't ask me.
[09:22] Reira
Just tell 'em, Rumi. They're being a pain.
[09:26] Rumi
Nah, I'd feel bad for Mizuma.
[09:29] Rumi
Oops.
[09:30] Kanako
Wait, really?!
[09:31] Girl B
But wait, Mizuma's got game.
Lots of girls must be interested in him.
[09:35] Girl C
Yikes. She might get
attacked on the way home.
[09:37] Kanako
Rest assured, Rumi.
We'll guard you off the court, too.
[09:42] Rumi
Not very reassuring! Just leave me alone!
[09:47] Rumi
What's wrong?
[09:49] Mai
Nothing.
[09:50] Mai
Keep it between us,
but I dated Mizuma for a bit.
[09:55] Rumi
Huh?
[09:56] Reira
We need to lock up already.
[09:58] Rumi
Let's talk later.
[10:00] Mai
Yeah. I want to sit down
and discuss this, too.
[10:03] Kanako
What, going somewhere?
[10:04] Kanako
We'll join you.
[10:06] Rumi
Er...
[10:07] Mai
It's fine.
[10:09] Kanako
Huh?!
[10:11] Kanako
Wait, you really went out with Mizuma?!
[10:13] Kanako
Did you know, Reira?
[10:16] Reira
First I'm hearing of it. When was this?
[10:19] Mai
Around spring break. But, well...
[10:22] Mai
I got dumped real quick.
[10:25] Mai
He even said no at first
when I asked him out.
[10:28] Mai
But I begged him to at least
try it out for a week.
[10:32] Kanako
Seriously? You could've told me.
[10:36] Mai
How could I? I was acting so pathetic.
[10:39] Rumi
Not true. I went crying to Reira so
many times during my relationship.
[10:43] Reira
Yeah, she had a good moan
basically every day.
[10:46] Rumi
A good moan?
[10:48] Kanako
Why'd he dump you, by the way?
[10:51] Mai
That's our forward, always aggressive.
[10:55] Mai
He said he liked someone else.
[10:57] Rumi
Huh?
[10:58] Kanako
So that was it.
[11:00] Kanako
You gotta fix this, Rumi.
[11:02] Rumi
Easy for you to say.
[11:04] Mai
It's fine, Kanako.
[11:06] Mai
Please, Rumi. Tell me
what Mizuma said to you.
[11:12] Rumi
Okay.
[11:18] Kanako
Sigh...
[11:20] Kanako
Mizuma, Shirosaki, or whoever.
[11:23] Kanako
You guys are being such strangers.
Why won't you let me in on your secrets?
[11:28] Reira
Because they're secrets, probably.
[11:31] Kanako
Yeah, yeah. I'm the only one without
any dating experience, after all.
[11:35] Kanako
I get that it's awkward to talk about.
[11:38] Kanako
But we're friends. I wanna
be there for you guys.
[11:41] Mai
Yeah. Thanks, Kanako.
[11:45] Kanako
That aside, Rumi!
[11:47] Kanako
You need to go hang out with Mizuma!
[11:49] Rumi
Huh?
[11:50] Kanako
Go ask him about Mai.
[11:53] Kanako
You're not interested, so he's
better off getting back with her.
[11:59] Mai
Wait, Kanako. I'm not really...
[12:01] Kanako
You still like him, right?
[12:03] Mai
Well, yeah...
[12:05] Kanako
Then...
[12:06] Rumi
Okay. I'll go ask him.
[12:09] Mai
Are you sure, Rumi?
[12:11] Rumi
Yep. I need to do this for you.
[12:16] Jun
I want to talk about last night.
[12:18] Sign
Jun
[12:18] Sign
Voice call
[12:18] Sign
Today
[12:18] Sign
Jun: Sorry about last night.
Do you have time to talk today?
[12:18] Sign
Jun: I want to talk about last night.
I'll be waiting by the station.
[12:19] Jun
I'll be waiting by the station.
[12:23] Sign
Voice call
[12:23] Sign
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time
to talk today?
I want to talk about last night.
I'll be waiting by the station.
[12:23] Sign
Sorry.
[12:23] Rumi
Sorry.
[12:23] Sign
Jinguji Rumi
[12:24] Sign
Sorry about last night.
Do you have time
to talk today?
I want to talk about last night.
I'll be waiting by the station.
[12:24] Sign
Sorry.
[12:24] Sign
I don't think I can make it.
I'm still with teammates.
[12:24] Rumi
I don't think I can make it.
I'm still with my teammates.
[12:29] Sign
Roger that!
[12:29] Sign
Today
[12:29] Sign
Can I come over
for chess lessons?
[12:29] Naori
Can I come over for chess lessons?
[12:33] Jun
Sure.
[12:36] Jun
Now...
[12:38] Jun
How much do you remember about chess?
[12:39] Naori
Well, it's based off of the Indian
game of chaturanga, just like shogi.
[12:43] Jun
That's not what I mean.
[12:44] Naori
I know. You mean the rules, right?
[12:48] Naori
I remember a fair bit.
[12:50] Naori
But this piece here...
[12:52] Naori
The pawn? Didn't it have a
weird way of capturing pieces?
[12:56] Jun
You mean en passant?
Yeah, it's different from shogi.
[13:01] Jun
Do you know how to read the notation?
[13:03] Naori
The files are alphabetical and
the ranks are numerical, right?
[13:06] Jun
Hey, so you do know.
[13:09] Jun
Okay, so the 5th rank...
[13:17] Rumi
Sorry about yesterday.
I'd like to talk about it, too.
[13:21] Rumi
I'll contact you again later.
[13:25] Jun
Let's call it a night.
[13:27] Naori
Already? I wanna keep going for a bit.
[13:30] Jun
Your mom will worry if you're out too late.
[13:32] Naori
No way. You're our friendly
neighborhood neighbors.
[13:36] Naori
Heck, I could even stay the night.
[13:37] Jun
Uh, go home. We've got school tomorrow.
[13:40] Naori
So, I could stay over
if we didn't have school?
[13:43] Jun
That's not how it works.
[13:45] Naori
Tell me. When can I stay the night?
[13:48] Jun
Oh, come on. You know that's a bad idea.
[13:51] Jun
Oh, right. There's a novel
I've been meaning to tell you about.
[13:55] Jun
It's about chess, actually...
[13:58] Jun
Er, Naori?
[14:02] Naori
I wanna stay.
[14:04] Jun
Don't be ridiculous.
[14:06] Naori
Why was it okay when we were
kids but not okay now?
[14:11] Jun
You know why. Don't be a baby now, okay?
[14:17] Jun
But I get it. It'd be fun if we all spent
the night together like we used to.
[14:22] Naori
Not "we all."
[14:26] Naori
Sorry for being selfish.
[14:28] Naori
I'll go now.
[14:33] Rumi
I'm back.
[14:39] Rumi
Mom, where's Naori?
[14:41] Jingujimom
Over at Jun-kun's.
[14:43] Rumi
Oh, really?
[14:46] Jun
No, I'm sorry, too.
[14:48] Jun
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
[14:48] Sign
Sorry about yesterday.
I'd like to talk about it, too.
[14:48] Sign
I'll contact you again later.
[14:48] Sign
No, I'm sorry too.
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
[14:48] Sign
Jun
[14:51] Naori
I'm back.
[14:53] Rumi
Welcome home,
[14:54] Sign
Sorry about yesterday.
I'd like to talk about it, too.
[14:54] Sign
I'll contact you again later.
[14:54] Sign
No, I'm sorry too.
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
[14:54] Sign
Jun
[14:54] Sign
Sure.
[14:54] Rumi
Naori.
[14:54] Sign
I'll contact you again later.
[14:54] Sign
No, I'm sorry too.
Why don't we get lunch together tomorrow?
[14:54] Sign
Jun
[14:54] Sign
Sure.
[14:56] Rumi
Naori's playing chess?
[14:58] Rumi
She used to hate it so much.
[15:01] Jun
It's a long story.
[15:03] Jun
Haven't you heard from Naori?
[15:06] Rumi
Heard what?
[15:07] Jun
Oh, so she didn't tell you.
[15:10] Jun
I'm not sure if I should be
the one to say it.
[15:14] Rumi
Should I pretend I don't know?
[15:16] Jun
That'd help. Okay, so...
[15:18] Jun
Naori suggested that we form a club.
[15:21] Rumi
Huh? What kinda club?
[15:23] Jun
Oh, we just get together and chat.
[15:25] Rumi
Uh, what?
[15:27] Jun
I had the same reaction at first.
But, yeah, that's where the chess comes in.
[15:32] Rumi
I see. Good luck with that.
[15:35] Jun
Thanks.
[15:36] Jun
Anyway, about the other night...
[15:39] Rumi
Yeah.
[15:41] Jun
I'm sorry. You were right to
say I was being irresponsible.
[15:45] Jun
Just... Ango's a good friend.
I couldn't do him dirty.
[15:50] Jun
But also, I'll admit that
I didn't like the idea.
[15:54] Jun
Honestly, I couldn't figure
out what I should do,
[15:58] Jun
so I simply wanted to hear your thoughts.
[16:04] Jun
That's why I said what I did.
[16:07] Rumi
Right. Mizuma's your friend.
[16:11] Rumi
I wanted you to stop me so badly that
I didn't account for that. Sorry.
[16:17] Jun
Let me apologize, too. Sorry.
[16:20] Rumi
You just said you didn't like the idea.
[16:24] Rumi
If I said I wanted to go hang out with
Mizuma, would you be against it?
[16:27] Jun
Are you going to?
[16:28] Rumi
I have something to ask him.
Oh, it's teammate-related.
[16:34] Jun
It's true. I don't like the idea.
[16:38] Jun
But I'm not your boyfriend.
[16:41] Jun
If anything, I'm the one
making things complicated.
[16:45] Jun
That's why I couldn't say it,
because it'd make me look pathetic.
[16:51] Jun
I know that Ango's a good dude.
And you need to talk to him, right?
[16:57] Rumi
Yeah.
[16:58] Jun
Then you should go.
[17:01] Rumi
Thanks.
[17:04] Rumi
Mizuma.
[17:06] Rumi
I'll go.
[17:08] Sakaguchi
You sure?
[17:09] Rumi
Yeah, but can we do tomorrow?
[17:11] Sakaguchi
How sudden.
[17:13] Rumi
Do you have plans?
[17:14] Sakaguchi
Nope, I'm free.
[17:17] Rumi
Okay. See you later, then.
[17:23] Rumi
What should I wear tomorrow?
[17:27] Jingujimom
Rumi.
[17:28] Rumi
What?
[17:30] Jingujimom
Naori's over next door again tonight.
[17:34] Jingujimom
Mrs. Shirosaki asked if you'd like
to join them for dinner, too.
[17:38] Jingujimom
Why don't you take them up on the offer?
[17:42] Naori
Okay, so...
[17:43] Naori
I get the dinner part, but that's
over. Why are you still here?
[17:45] Rumi
Hey, let me watch. You're playing
for the clubroom tomorrow, right?
[17:51] Naori
Jun-kun!
[17:52] Jun
Sorry.
[17:53] Rumi
Oops. My bad, Jun!
[17:55] Naori
It's fine. I wasn't trying to
keep it a secret or anything.
[18:00] Naori
But you now have one more DATURA, Jun-kun.
[18:03] Naori
Reach ten DATURA, and you get slapped.
[18:05] Jun
Don't use DATURA as a counter.
[18:07] Rumi
Who's winning right now?
[18:10] Jun
I hate to admit it, but
she's got the upper hand.
[18:13] Naori
But look, Jun-kun...
[18:15] Naori
Isn't my queen defenseless?
[18:18] Jun
I know that. But I'll lose if I take it.
[18:21] Jun
That's a Bobby Fischer move
if I've ever seen one.
[18:25] Naori
Come on, now.
[18:26] Jun
Fine. I'll take the bait.
[18:27] Jun
And I'm going to turn things around!
[18:30] Naori
Losing your cool in chess
equals defeat, y'know?
[18:32] Jun
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you're an expert.
[18:39] Naori
There, I win!
[18:41] Naori
I've been wanting to try
sacrificing the queen.
[18:45] Jun
You got me.
[18:48] Jun
I hate losing, but I can also rest easy now.
[18:51] Jun
You'll be fine tomorrow.
[18:53] Naori
Thanks.
[18:54] Naori
Y'know, were you trying to force
a stalemate in the middle there?
[18:58] Rumi
What's that?
[19:00] Jun
Chess has draws. I considered
it for a moment there.
[19:04] Jun
I can't believe she saw through that, too.
[19:07] Naori
Did you really think I'd let you?
[19:09] Naori
I'm adding one more DATURA as punishment.
[19:12] Naori
The slap's getting closer.
[19:13] Jun
Don't you dare! How will I explain
a slap mark to our parents?
[19:17] Naori
Wanna change it to a kiss mark, then?
[19:19] Jun
Some alternative that is!
I don't have any lipstick, either.
[19:22] Rumi
Huh?
[19:22] Naori
Huh?
[19:24] Jun
What?
[19:27] Rumi
Nothing. Don't worry about it.
[19:29] Jun
But you're laughing!
[19:31] Naori
I don't dislike that side of you, Jun-kun.
[19:34] Rumi
Yeah, me neither.
[19:37] Rumi
I see. Lipstick, huh?
[19:40] Rumi
Jun's always been like that.
He knows a lot, but he doesn't get it.
[19:45] Naori
A normal kid wouldn't smugly say that
5 is the most likely roll of the dice to get.
[19:51] Rumi
He did say that!
[19:52] Rumi
And then, he lost badly and
sulked, just like now.
[19:56] Jun
I'm not sulking! I never have!
[19:59] Naori
Don't laugh too much. He'll get angry.
[20:03] Jun
It's a bit late for that.
[20:05] Rumi
I feel like it's been a while since
we've had a laugh together like this.
[20:19] Rumi
Huh? Are you heading out too, Jun?
[20:21] Jun
Yeah.
[20:22] Jun
Well, I'm a bit early,
but I figured we should plan.
[20:26] Rumi
I see. She's actually up, for once.
[20:30] Jun
Are you going to see Ango now?
[20:32] Rumi
Yep. Good luck to you too, Jun.
[20:35] Rumi
Wait, Naori's the one playing, huh?
[20:37] Rumi
Anyway, I'm off.
[20:39] Jun
Take care.
[20:41] Rumi
I will, thanks.
[20:55] Shiena
I'm so sorry!
[20:57] Toyoshige
Late again?
[20:59] Shiena
I said sorry.
[21:01] Shiena
Here. Let me off with these.
[21:03] Naori
Very well. I hereby declare you not guilty.
[21:06] Shiena
Thank you, Nyao-Nyao!
[21:08] Toyoshige
Show some killer instinct, will you?
You've got a big match coming up.
[21:12] Shiena
Y'know...
[21:13] Shiena
Aren't you being awfully
cold toward me, Professor?
[21:16] Ririsu
Oh? Did she just get him?
[21:19] Toyoshige
I-I'm not being cold or anything.
[21:22] Jun
It was super effective.
[21:29] Jun
You want a drink, too?
[21:30] Naori
Yeah. I want some sugar
to keep my brain working.
[21:35] Jun
What happened to the pudding?
[21:36] Naori
That was for prep time.
The drink's for the match.
[21:40] Jun
Think you'll win?
[21:41] Naori
Oh, please. Poor is the pupil who
does not surpass her master.
[21:45] Jun
I taught you all you know, not everything
I know. But you picked it up anyway.
[21:49] Jun
Get whatever you like.
[21:50] Naori
Huh? You're treating me?
[21:53] Jun
Least I could do. Our clubroom's
fate is riding on you.
[21:58] Naori
Thanks!
[22:06] Sign
Sakaguchi Mizuma
[22:06] Sign
I'm serious about Rumi, okay?
E11 - I'm Happy Just Knowing You Care
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SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
[01:29] Sign
Sakaguchi Mizuma
[01:29] Sign
I'm serious about Rumi, okay?
SIGN 11. "I'm Happy Just Knowing You Care"
[01:33] Naori
Worried?
[01:34] Jun
Uh, about what?
[01:36] Naori
Sorry, I saw your screen.
[01:39] Naori
You can go if you're that worried.
[01:42] Naori
It's bothering you, right?
[01:44] Naori
But come back once it's
all sorted out, okay?
[01:49] Naori
And make it up to me.
[01:51] Jun
The chess game's about to start.
[01:54] Naori
But you're worried, aren't you?
[01:56] Jun
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
[01:59] Naori
You owe me for this.
You'd better make it up to me.
[02:03] Jun
Are you really sure?
[02:05] Naori
I'll make up an excuse for the others.
[02:08] Naori
Promise me you'll tell me
what happened later, though.
[02:15] Jun
Got it. Thanks, Naori.
[02:22] Naori
Where's my goodbye kiss?
[02:24] Jun
Wha?
[02:27] Naori
I'm so disappointed in you.
[02:30] Naori
Run along, now.
[02:42] Naori
Why the cheek?
[02:45] Jun
Wh-Why, you ask? I appreciate you, but..
[02:49] Jun
I can't go any further.
[02:58] Naori
Okay, off you go!
[02:59] Naori
Rumi's probably in Omiya.
[03:02] Naori
She said she was going to buy good luck
charms for her team seniors.
[03:08] Naori
Damn, I'm such a best girl.
[03:12] Naori
So awesome, right?
[03:16] Sakaguchi
Man, I haven't been here in ages.
[03:19] Rumi
Really?
[03:20] Sakaguchi
Not since grade school, maybe.
[03:22] Rumi
Yeah?
[03:25] Sakaguchi
I've been wondering...
[03:27] Sakaguchi
Were you originally a leftie?
[03:30] Sakaguchi
Like, you wear your wristband on the right.
[03:32] Rumi
Ah...
[03:34] Rumi
It's 'cause I hit a shot in junior basketball
when I wore one on my right wrist.
[03:38] Sakaguchi
Huh? That's it?
[03:43] Rumi
Yeah.
[03:44] Rumi
It's kinda like my superstition.
[03:46] Sakaguchi
That stuff helps, though.
[03:49] Sakaguchi
We're not getting charms like you girls are,
[03:52] Sakaguchi
but we're giving our seniors T-shirts
with handwritten messages, too.
[03:56] Sakaguchi
Messages that'd make them
impossible to wear in public.
[03:59] Rumi
You'll get the same thing when
it's your turn, you know?
[04:03] Sakaguchi
Yeah.
[04:05] Sakaguchi
I'll wear it out anyway.
[04:07] Rumi
That sounds like you.
[04:12] Sakaguchi
Say...
[04:14] Sakaguchi
What do you like about Shirosaki?
[04:19] Rumi
H-Hm... I dunno.
[04:24] Sakaguchi
What the heck?
[04:26] Sakaguchi
There has be something.
[04:28] Rumi
Well, it's like...
We've always been together.
[04:32] Rumi
So it's kinda the default, I guess?
[04:35] Sakaguchi
Would I have had a chance
if he wasn't around?
[04:39] Rumi
Hm... I guess we'll never know. Sorry.
[04:43] Sakaguchi
Don't apologize. It hurts when you do.
[04:48] Rumi
Sor...
[04:49] Couplef
So, who is it? Tell me.
[04:51] Couplem
What're you talking about?
[04:51] Couplef
Come on! You can tell me!
[04:55] Rumi
Any chance of you going back?
[04:58] Rumi
To Mai.
[05:02] Sakaguchi
So this is how it feels.
[05:05] Sakaguchi
I get it now.
[05:07] Sakaguchi
I'm the same as you.
[05:09] Sakaguchi
I don't dislike her, but I have
no feelings for her at all.
[05:15] Sakaguchi
But she kept trying and trying.
I honestly wished she'd just stop.
[05:19] Sakaguchi
You feel the same, right?
[05:22] Sakaguchi
Man, nothing goes right.
[05:28] Sakaguchi
How about you? Can you and
Shirosaki make it work?
[05:34] Rumi
Well, you know, nothing ever goes right.
[05:42] Furuma
Can we start?
[05:45] Naori
Yeah.
[05:50] Furuma
You can have white.
[05:53] Naori
I'll take you up on that.
[06:03] Furuma
You must be real smart.
[06:05] Naori
What makes you think so?
[06:07] Furuma
You know your chess. Did that boy teach you?
[06:12] Naori
Yeah. He loves the game.
[06:15] Furuma
He and I might just get along.
[06:18] Naori
I think so, too. He's also a sci-fi buff.
[06:21] Naori
You were reading Heinlein the other day.
[06:24] Furuma
I see. It seems I made the
right choice picking you.
[06:29] Furuma
"The caterpillar, the chrysalis too,"
[06:31] Furuma
"Showed the bright future butterfly."
[06:34] Naori
Mephistopheles.
[06:35] Naori
Are you hitting on me right now?
[06:42] Furuma
Not bad. Heck, a far better
answer than I expected.
[06:45] Furuma
Are you a fan of Goethe?
[06:47] Naori
Not particularly. I just read the
books because we had them at home.
[06:50] Shiena
Oh, Goethe's the guy with the "Only hands
can wash hands" quote that Spike knew.
[06:53] Furuma
I see. I'm impressed you
figured it out, though.
[06:56] Naori
All my friends are like this, you see.
[07:00] Furuma
Sounds like fun.
[07:02] Naori
Yes, it is.
[07:06] Furuma
Very well.
[07:08] Furuma
I'll let you have the room.
[07:11] Shiena
For real? Thanks!
[07:13] Shiena
I knew Nyao-Nyao was a
better choice than Zaki!
[07:15] Shiena
Nyao-Nyao for the win!
[07:17] Naori
Quiet, Shiena!
[07:18] Toyoshige
You mean we can have the
clubroom win or lose, right?
[07:23] Naori
Professor!
[07:24] Furuma
Yeah, that's right.
[07:26] Ririsu
Thank you.
[07:28] Ririsu
Can we get that in writing, just in case?
[07:31] Naori
Shall we get it signed in blood?
I have a box cutter.
[07:34] Ririsu
Settle down, Sensei.
[07:37] Furuma
If you don't mind, can we continue our game?
[07:39] Furuma
I want to play regardless
of the clubroom issue.
[07:45] Furuma
I wasn't that attached to
the room in the first place.
[07:48] Furuma
I simply didn't appreciate
being asked to hand it over.
[07:52] Furuma
The game continues.
[07:54] Furuma
That is my condition for
letting you have the room.
[07:58] Furuma
What do you say?
[08:01] Naori
"You send me to the Void,"
[08:03] Naori
"So I'll increase the power
and skill employed."
[08:11] (Flashback) Naori
She said she was going to
buy good luck charms.
[08:19] Jun
How's it going?
[08:28] Ririsu
They're still playing.
[08:29] Ririsu
But he agreed to let us have the clubroom.
[08:32] Jun
Huh?
[08:33] Jun
What does that mean?
[08:37] Jun
Let me know when they finish.
[09:00] Jun
Did they go somewhere for a bite?
[09:02] Jun
No, I should check the park first.
[09:05] Jun
Dammit!
[09:07] Jun
I'm gonna live a life where
I never have to run again!
[09:20] Rumi
That's mean.
[09:21] Sakaguchi
You said it, not me.
[09:23] Rumi
Guess I'm mean, too.
[09:25] Sakaguchi
I'm not gonna deny it for you, okay?
[09:28] Rumi
I know.
[09:29] Jun
Rumi!
[09:32] Rumi
Jun? Why are you here?
[09:35] Sakaguchi
So you came.
[09:37] Jun
How could I not, after
that message you sent me?
[09:41] Sakaguchi
All I did was tell you how I felt.
[09:45] Sakaguchi
So, are you here to tell
me not to take your girl?
[09:50] Sakaguchi
Wow, you're out of breath. Did you run here?
[09:54] Jun
Shut it. It's your fault.
[09:57] Jun
Judging from that message you sent me...
[10:01] Jun
you have something to say to me, don't you?
[10:05] Rumi
What's all this about?
Don't keep me in the dark.
[10:08] Jun
Sorry. Just give me a minute.
[10:11] Jun
I need to talk to Ango—
[10:12] Sakaguchi
This involves Rumi, too.
You should tell her.
[10:16] Sakaguchi
Or it's not gonna sit right with me, either.
[10:21] Jun
Fine.
[10:23] Jun
There's something I must tell you, Rumi.
[10:27] Rumi
Where's all this coming from?
[10:30] Jun
My bad for not making things clear.
[10:32] Jun
And I apologize for everything else, too.
[10:37] Jun
I'm sorry.
[10:38] Rumi
Wait, what?
[10:40] Jun
It meant the world to me that you liked
me and asked me to go out with you.
[10:46] Jun
While we did end up breaking up,
[10:49] Jun
I kept thinking we could
still get back together.
[10:54] Jun
But I started to realize
that wasn't right.
[10:58] Jun
And I don't mean that I started
to prefer Naori or anything.
[11:01] Jun
I still can't really put it into words.
[11:05] Jun
The more I talk about it, the further
I drift from how I really feel.
[11:10] Jun
That's why I didn't make myself clear.
[11:14] Jun
No...
[11:16] Jun
I told myself I didn't have
to make myself clear.
[11:19] Jun
But I can't anymore. It just feels wrong.
[11:24] Jun
Rumi, I love both you and Naori.
[11:27] Jun
To be perfectly clear,
I love you two the same!
[11:31] Jun
I know that sounds all
kinds of messed up, but...
[11:35] Jun
I can't choose either of you after
all the times we've spent together.
[11:41] Jun
Of course, I'm aware that's
not really a valid excuse.
[11:47] Jun
I'll admit it. I was simply running away.
[11:51] Jun
My weakness hurt you two and stressed
you out, but I pretended not to see it.
[11:58] Jun
I may keep you waiting even longer,
stress you out even more...
[12:03] Jun
But...
[12:05] Jun
I promise I'll make a decision.
[12:08] Jun
If you'd be willing to accept
and overlook my weak nature,
[12:14] Jun
could you please give
me time to overcome it?
[12:18] Rumi
What?
[12:19] Rumi
H-Hold up.
[12:22] Rumi
I'm happy to hear you say
that, but it also hurts.
[12:28] Rumi
Got it.
[12:30] Rumi
I'll wait.
[12:33] Rumi
Now the ball is in your—
[12:34] Sakaguchi
Aren't you just putting it off?
[12:38] Sakaguchi
You haven't decided shit.
[12:41] Sakaguchi
And I can't accept that,
as the guy who asked Rumi out.
[12:45] Rumi
Mizuma...
[12:46] Sakaguchi
"Wait for me"? Easy for you to say.
[12:50] Sakaguchi
Who do you think you are?
[12:53] Rumi
But I'm happy just knowing that
Jun's taking it seriously.
[12:58] Sakaguchi
You keep spoiling him.
That's why he has such a big head.
[13:04] Rumi
I don't spoil him.
[13:04] Jun
I do not have a big head.
[13:06] Jun
It'd be an insult to choose
without thinking it through.
[13:09] Sakaguchi
I'd pick Rumi in an instant.
[13:12] Sakaguchi
You're being too greedy, man.
[13:14] Sakaguchi
Pick one, grades or girl.
[13:17] Sakaguchi
Quit trying to hog everything for yourself.
[13:19] Sakaguchi
Did you have a crane wife in your past life?
[13:22] Sakaguchi
Now I'm pissed off. Let me punch you.
[13:25] Jun
Here we go again.
[13:27] Jun
Spare some glycogen for your brain,
not just your muscles.
[13:30] Sakaguchi
What do you even see in this guy, Rumi?
[13:33] Sakaguchi
You can't trust him to be there
for you when it matters.
[13:36] Rumi
Y-Yeah... Naori said something similar, too.
[13:40] Jun
Hey, Rumi!
[13:41] Rumi
But he's always put us first, okay?
[13:46] Rumi
Whenever I fought with Naori,
or got yelled at by my mom...
[13:49] Rumi
Whenever I was down, he gave
me a shoulder to cry on.
[13:52] Rumi
He may go down without a fight,
but I think he'll be there for me.
[13:58] Rumi
Right?
[13:59] Jun
What do you mean, go down without a fight?
[14:01] Jun
The law places limits on an
individual's use of force.
[14:05] Jun
If you can't talk it out,
it's better to rely on the state—
[14:09] Sakaguchi
Yeah, he'll go down like a sack of potatoes.
[14:11] Jun
Shut up.
[14:13] Rumi
You two are always like this.
[14:15] Jun
Wha?
[14:15] Sakaguchi
Wha?
[14:17] Rumi
Anyway, I've been meaning to ask...
[14:21] Rumi
Why are you here?
[14:24] Rumi
And how'd you know we were here?
[14:27] Rumi
Mizuma, did you—
[14:28] Sakaguchi
I didn't tell him.
I did get the ball rolling, though.
[14:31] Sakaguchi
I wanted to know how he really felt.
[14:33] Jun
Congrats, Ango. You shot
me right between the eyes.
[14:40] Jun
And, uh...
[14:42] Jun
Naori told me you'd be here.
[14:44] Rumi
Knew it.
[14:45] Sakaguchi
I see now.
[14:47] Jun
I've stayed too long.
[14:49] Jun
I'm heading back.
[14:51] Sakaguchi
Huh? I should be the one leaving.
[14:53] Sakaguchi
You make sure Rumi gets home.
[14:56] Jun
Uh, but I need to...
[14:58] Sakaguchi
Don't "uh, but" me. Put yourself
in my shoes for a second.
[15:02] Jun
Oh...
[15:03] Jun
Right. Got it.
[15:08] Sakaguchi
See ya, then.
[15:14] Furuma
I resign.
[15:15] Furuma
You got me. I admit defeat.
[15:19] Furuma
I'd like to play you again,
if you don't mind.
[15:23] Naori
You poor thing. I feel so bad for you.
[15:26] Naori
You'll have to offer me
something for a rematch.
[15:28] Ririsu
Just play him, Sensei.
[15:30] Ririsu
I bet you're thinking of offering
some kind of humiliating condition.
[15:35] Ririsu
But Furuma-senpai let us have the
clubroom. We need to be thankful.
[15:39] Ririsu
Don't you dare ask him to be a human
chair or try to change the way he talks.
[15:46] Naori
I'll think about it.
[15:47] Naori
Thank you for your time today.
[15:49] Ririsu
Hey, Sensei! Where are you going?
[15:52] Naori
Restroom.
[15:53] Shiena
I'll go with!
[15:54] Toyoshige
Talk about free spirits.
[15:56] Furuma
Agreed.
[15:58] Shiena
What's the plan after this, Nyao-Nyao?
[16:01] Naori
I'm gonna go home for a bit and prep first.
[16:04] Naori
How about you? Will you wait with the Chief?
[16:06] Shiena
Why not just come over?
We'll have dinner at my place.
[16:11] Shiena
You told them that you're
staying over with me anyway.
[16:14] Naori
Right you are, Shiena the Wise.
[16:16] Shiena
Praise me more!
[16:17] Shiena
I do feel like I'm doing
Rumichi dirty, though.
[16:20] Naori
I'm letting Rumi have Jun-kun
right now, aren't I?
[16:24] Naori
So it evens out.
[16:27] Naori
He's still with her.
[16:30] Naori
See? It's totally fine.
[16:32] Naori
I have no reason to hold back.
[16:36] Jun
Oh, on the day of the fireworks show?
[16:39] Jun
It was easier to slip away than
it was to find them later.
[16:42] Rumi
We must've looked so fishy.
[16:44] Rumi
And you had to make it worse by saying,
"Oh, you got separated too, Rumi?"
[16:48] Rumi
If Moriwaki hadn't dropped his takoyaki and
made a mess, we would've been grilled.
[16:52] Jun
Wow, you remember that?
[16:54] Rumi
Yeah, I remember.
[16:56] Rumi
Of course I do.
[17:00] Jun
Shall we get going?
[17:03] Rumi
Yeah.
[17:07] Rumi
Huh?
[17:09] Rumi
Naori isn't here?
[17:11] Jingujimom
She and Kame-chan are staying
over at Amamiya-san's.
[17:14] Jingujimom
She came home for a change of
clothes and left right away.
[17:17] Rumi
She never told me.
[17:19] Rumi
I bought a whole kilo of meat.
[17:22] Jingujimom
Jun-kun's here, so it probably works out.
[17:24] Rumi
Yeah.
[17:30] Sign
Naori
[17:30] Sign
Okay, later
[17:30] Sign
Naori
[17:30] Sign
Thanks!
[17:30] Sign
Today
[17:30] Sign
We're having dinner with Jun
[17:31] Rumi
We're having dinner with Jun.
[17:33] Naori
I know. Can't make it tonight.
[17:33] Sign
Naori
[17:33] Sign
I know.
[17:34] Sign
Can't make it tonight.
[17:36] Jingujimom
Rumi, take your shower and help me out here.
[17:40] Rumi
Okay.
[17:43] Rumi
What is she playing at?
[17:46] Rumi
Did she give up?
[17:48] Rumi
Nope, not a chance.
[17:51] Rumi
Whatever.
[17:54] Rumi
Only Naori knows what she's thinking.
[17:58] Jun
Seriously? We had so much to talk about.
[18:02] Rumi
Why are you so disappointed?
[18:04] Rumi
Wait, you didn't know either?
[18:06] Jun
Nope.
[18:08] Rumi
Wanna call her later?
[18:09] Jun
Nah, it can wait for when I see her.
[18:14] Rumi
Is this about today?
[18:15] Jun
Yeah. I want to tell Naori, too.
[18:19] Rumi
Oh... but—
[18:21] Jingujidad
I'm back.
[18:23] Jingujidad
Oh, hey, Jun-kun.
[18:25] Jun
Hey. I'm here for dinner.
[18:29] Rumi
We're having chilled shabu-shabu
tonight. Jun's request.
[18:38] Shiena
Well, didn't I cook it
to perfection? It's art!
[18:42] Ririsu
It's soft, but not the least bit watery!
[18:45] Shiena
I know, right?
[18:47] Shiena
Try the garlic chips too, Nyao-Nyao.
They're homemade.
[18:51] Naori
Not tonight.
[18:52] Ririsu
I thought you were a fan, though?
[18:55] Naori
I am. Just not tonight.
[18:57] Ririsu
Huh?
[19:00] Ririsu
Shiena-chan, take the meat away
and serve her some raw tomatoes.
[19:04] Ririsu
If you're worried about smelling like garlic,
there has to be a boy involved.
[19:09] Ririsu
You lewd, slutty sow!
[19:12] Naori
Wha... I'm not entirely
uncognizant of my lewd nature,
[19:16] Naori
but I vehemently deny being a slutty sow!
[19:19] Shiena
Oh, right, you're making
a move on Zaki tonight.
[19:22] Naori
Hey! Shiena!
[19:24] Shiena
I don't wanna let you go,
but I am cheering you on.
[19:26] Shiena
The garlic will give you power. Eat up.
[19:28] Naori
Sure doesn't sound like
you're cheering me on!
[19:30] Ririsu
I'm starting to see the whole picture now.
[19:33] Ririsu
Awful. Deplorable.
[19:34] Naori
You say that, but it's
do-or-die time for me, too!
[19:39] Ririsu
Why didn't you tell me?
[19:41] Naori
That's your problem?!
[19:42] Shiena
You jealous too, Riripon? Wow, how cute.
[19:46] Shiena
But nope.
[19:46] Shiena
Nyao-Nyao is mine!
[19:50] Naori
I mean...
[19:51] Naori
If I told you, you'd call me a lewd,
slutty sow of a pretty queen!
[19:56] Naori
And you did!
[19:57] Ririsu
Hold up. I never said the last part.
[20:00] Ririsu
I get wanting to appeal
to his lust and all.
[20:04] Shiena
I don't! I'm going with you!
[20:07] Ririsu
Our victory party turned into
a send-off party instead.
[20:09] Naori
Can you try not to sound so sad about it?
[20:12] Ririsu
I mean, we're talking
about Shirosaki-kun here.
[20:14] Ririsu
I can picture you having all
kinds of trouble already.
[20:18] Naori
I told you, it's do-or-die time for me.
[20:21] Naori
Given that, do you really think
I'd go in without a plan?
[20:24] Ririsu
I hope you won't have to
beat a hasty retreat.
[20:29] Jingujidad
Japanese sci-fi films tend to be mocked,
[20:32] Jingujidad
but I believe this one is a classic.
[20:35] Jun
I've never watched it before.
[20:37] Jun
It kinda reminds me of Shin Godzilla,
though I'm guessing this was the inspiration.
[20:41] Jun
It kinda breaks out of the tokusatsu genre.
[20:44] Rumi
Jun, can we go to the convenience store?
[20:47] Jun
Huh?
[20:49] Jun
Sure.
[20:51] Jingujimom
Buy some milk while you're there.
[20:53] Jun
Got it.
[20:55] Jingujidad
Rumi, I see you're starting
to be as assertive as Naori.
[20:58] Rumi
I'm going on an errand.
Don't put us in the same boat.
[21:02] Jingujidad
Even your denials are
starting to resemble hers.
[21:04] Rumi
Oh, shut up already.
[21:06] Rumi
Come on, let's go.
[21:08] Rumi
Is there anything you need, Jun?
I'll buy it for you as thanks.
[21:12] Jun
I thought you wanted to get something.
[21:16] Rumi
I just wanted to talk with you.
[21:18] Jun
I feel like we talked an
awful lot today, though.
[21:23] Rumi
And it was fun.
[21:25] Rumi
Was it fun for you?
[21:27] Jun
What's this now?
[21:28] Rumi
I'm asking you if you had fun.
[21:31] Jun
I did.
[21:33] Rumi
Good.
[21:43] Jun
I'm gonna be sore all over tomorrow.
[21:46] Rumi
Really? You didn't even walk all that much.
[21:49] Rumi
You just rushed to the park a little, right?
[21:53] Jun
Yeah.
[21:55] Rumi
You really should work out a little.
[21:58] Jun
Nope, I'll pass on that.
[22:01] Jun
I've decided to live a
life devoid of running.
[22:04] Rumi
Sheesh.
[22:05] Rumi
You really hate exercising, huh?
[22:08] Rumi
Fine. I'll stop suggesting it...
[22:10] Rumi
As much.
[22:12] Rumi
Thanks for everything today. Good night.
[22:16] Jun
Good night.
[23:23] Naori
Shh. Keep it down.
[23:27] Jun
What are you doing here?
I thought you were at Amamiya's.
[23:31] Naori
Yeah, but I came back.
[23:32] Jun
Did something happen?
[23:35] Jun
What's wrong?
[23:38] Naori
Let me stay the night.
E12 - My Feelings Right Now
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[00:01] Naori
Let me stay the night.
[00:02] Jun
Huh? Wait...
[00:06] Jun
You mean at my place?
[00:07] Naori
Do that, and I'll consider
us even for today.
[00:11] Jun
Are you being serious right now?
[00:12] Naori
Of course.
[00:14] Naori
No?
[00:16] Jun
Well, it's more like nobody's home tonight.
[00:19] Naori
That's exactly why.
[00:22] Naori
What's the problem?
I'm just going to stay the night.
[00:25] Jun
I mean...
[00:26] Naori
You ran off to see Rumi and
didn't even come back.
[00:30] Naori
I know I told you it was okay,
but I was actually a bit hurt by that.
[00:36] Jun
Yeah, but...
[00:39] Naori
Do you hate me? Am I being annoying?
[00:42] Naori
You don't even want to see me?
[00:45] Jun
You know it's not like that.
[00:47] Jun
I love both you and Rumi.
[00:51] Jun
And I care about you two.
[00:53] Jun
That's why I can't give you an answer.
[00:56] Jun
Not right away.
[00:58] Naori
If you love me so much,
just let me stay over.
[01:00] Naori
If you don't, I'll camp outdoors
or run off with some rando.
[01:06] Jun
Why are you so set on this?
[01:08] Jun
Whatever. Do what you want.
SIGN 12. "My Feelings Right Now"
[01:12] Naori
Each home has a peculiar scent, huh?
[01:15] Naori
And this smells like your place.
[01:16] Jun
Really?
[01:18] Naori
What, did you work out or something?
[01:20] Naori
If it bothers you, you can go take a bath.
[01:22] Naori
I'll go after you.
[01:23] Jun
You want to take a bath here, too?
[01:25] Naori
I couldn't take one at Shiena's
place. I might reek of steak.
[01:30] Jun
Go first, then. I'll lay your
futon out in the meantime.
[01:34] Naori
No, you first.
[01:35] Jun
I'll go later.
[01:37] Naori
Do you want to soak in my
bathsoup or something?
[01:40] Naori
Wait, are you gonna check for body hair?
[01:42] Naori
Stop that, you perv! It's embarrassing.
[01:45] Jun
Okay, okay. Quit saying all that.
[01:49] Naori
Put in some bath salt if you have any.
Preferably a bubbly one.
[01:53] Jun
Like we'd have that crap.
[01:57] Pa
Filling the bath.
[02:00] Jun
What is wrong with Naori?
Why is she putting me through this?
[02:07] Naori
What does John Williams bring to mind?
[02:09] Jun
Schindler's List, maybe?
[02:11] Naori
Not Star Wars?
[02:13] Naori
You often miss the mark,
though, so I'm not surprised.
[02:16] Jun
What do you mean, miss the mark?
[02:18] Naori
You never pick the popular option.
[02:20] Jun
Not true.
[02:22] Jun
I like E.T. and Jurassic Park
as much as anybody.
[02:25] Jun
Like you're one to talk, anyway.
[02:28] Naori
I'm okay with whatever's entertaining.
[02:31] Naori
I don't even have anything
against sci-fi and mystery.
[02:35] Naori
Not that I'd ever tell Dad that.
[02:37] Jun
Why not? Tell him.
[02:39] Naori
No way.
[02:40] Naori
What do I get out of making him happy?
[02:44] Jun
You're such a pain.
[02:45] Naori
Wha? Look who's talking!
[02:47] Jun
Now look...
[02:49] Pa
The bath is ready.
[02:52] Naori
You heard her. Go on, then.
[02:56] Jun
No peeping, okay?
[02:59] Naori
DATURA! That's my line!
[03:07] Jun
Huh?
[03:10] Jun
Naori! Did you just turn off the lights?
[03:12] Jun
Can we not pretend we're in The Shining?!
[03:16] Jun
Give me a break—
[03:25] Naori
Want me to wash your back?
[03:28] Jun
Wh-What's wrong with you?!
Quit messing around!
[03:32] Naori
I'm not.
[03:33] Naori
Can we keep the lights off?
It'd be embarrassing with them on.
[03:36] Jun
That's not the issue!
[03:40] Naori
I'm joining you.
[03:41] Jun
Well, I'm getting out, so move.
[03:43] Naori
Nope. You need to soak first.
[03:46] Jun
Quit sounding like my mother. Naori, please.
[03:51] Naori
What's the big deal? It'd basically
be margin of error at this point.
[03:55] Jun
Margin of error?
So, you'll let me go if I get in?
[03:59] Naori
Yeah.
[04:03] Naori
Doesn't thinking about how we're naked
right now make your heart race?
[04:10] Naori
It does for me.
[04:12] Naori
My heart's this close to exploding.
[04:16] Naori
Hey, who said you could leave?!
[04:20] Naori
You idiot. If you run out now,
[04:23] Naori
Jason's going to get you first.
[04:29] (Flashback) Ririsu
I'll go let Master Yoda know.
[04:31] (Flashback) Shiena
Okie-dokie!
[04:34] (Flashback) Shiena
It's happening, huh, Nyao-Nyao?
[04:36] (Flashback) Shiena
Gah, I'm so nervous!
[04:39] (Flashback) Shiena
I wanna walk her there and
ensure she seals the deal.
[04:42] (Flashback) Naori
What're you, some kind of pimp?
[04:44] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Oh, hey, we talking lewd matters?
[04:45] (Flashback) Naori
You don't need to know. Go away.
[04:47] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Don't be so cranky. We should be
celebrating getting a clubroom.
[04:53] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Is this about Shirosaki?
[04:54] (Flashback) Naori
None of your business, Professor.
[04:56] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Okay, but the dude bailed from
the match and still hasn't showed up.
[05:02] (Flashback) Toyoshige
And we have here a gal
in a visibly foul mood.
[05:05] (Flashback) Toyoshige
I can't not be curious. Besides...
[05:08] (Flashback) Naori
"Besides," what?
[05:10] (Flashback) Toyoshige
I'm your friend too, aren't I?
[05:14] (Flashback) Naori
Does saying that not make you cringe?
[05:17] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Huh? Why would it?
[05:18] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, forget it.
[05:21] (Flashback) Toyoshige
As your friend, mind if
I ask another question?
[05:24] (Flashback) Naori
What?
[05:25] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Jinguji... what do you like about Shirosaki?
[05:30] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Tell me it's not just because
your sister got to him first.
[05:34] (Flashback) Toyoshige
If it actually is that, then why
put yourself through all the pain?
[05:38] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Sorry, that doesn't make much sense, huh?
[05:41] (Flashback) Naori
Yeah, it really doesn't.
[05:45] Naori
Is he implying I'm just doing this
because Rumi started dating him first?
[05:49] Naori
Hell no. It's not like that.
[05:52] Naori
I really do love Jun-kun.
[05:55] Naori
I'm competing with Rumi because I love him,
not because I don't wanna lose.
[05:59] Naori
Now, am I doing this 100
percent purely out of love?
[06:03] Naori
Not really. There might be a hint of
jealousy and possessiveness involved.
[06:07] Naori
But that doesn't mean my
love for him isn't real.
[06:11] Naori
I won't let anyone say it isn't!
[06:14] Naori
Thanks for the bath.
[06:17] Jun
Sure. There's a futon waiting
for you in the guest room.
[06:20] Naori
Thanks, but I want to sleep
in your bed tonight.
[06:23] Jun
That's fine. I'll change the sheets.
[06:26] Naori
Not what I mean.
[06:27] Naori
Let's sleep together.
[06:29] Jun
Are you insane?
[06:31] Naori
We'll just sleep in the same bed. No?
[06:35] Jun
No.
[06:36] Naori
But I want to. Please.
[06:40] Naori
The game today was fun. Wanna know more?
[06:43] Jun
Obviously. You got us the clubroom, right?
[06:47] Naori
Right. Maple said he'd let us have
it before the game even finished.
[06:51] Naori
Well, I won anyway, but he acted
like he was doing us a favor.
[06:56] Jun
Stop badmouthing him.
We owe him for the clubroom.
[07:00] Naori
What?
[07:02] Naori
That Mephistopheles-Coppélius-Pygmalion
Complex-Professor Higgins hybrid?
[07:10] Jun
Is Furuma-senpai really like that?
[07:13] Naori
Beats me. I don't really
care about that Maple!
[07:16] Jun
Whoa!
[07:17] Naori
Scoot in. I'll fall off!
[07:19] Jun
Hey, quit pushing me!
[07:25] Naori
Why'd you run out of the bath?
[07:29] Jun
I had to. I'm a guy, you know?
[07:32] Naori
I know that.
[07:34] Jun
We're not dating.
[07:36] Jun
None of this is really okay.
[07:39] Jun
So it's the first and last time.
[07:43] Naori
So it'd be okay if we dated?
[07:46] Naori
Go out with me, Jun-kun.
[07:49] Jun
Like I said earlier, I can't right now.
[07:53] Jun
Give me time.
[07:54] Naori
I've been waiting forever!
[07:57] Naori
You know that, don't you?
[07:58] Naori
It's not fair.
[08:02] Naori
Kiss me. And not on the cheek.
[08:17] Naori
I love you.
[08:18] Jun
Yeah.
[08:20] Naori
Let's just start going out in secret.
And let's go all the way.
[08:24] Jun
Not happening.
[08:27] Naori
Are you that concerned about Rumi?
[08:30] Jun
Duh.
[08:31] Jun
I don't want to lie to
her or break her trust.
[08:39] Naori
"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit..."
[08:42] Jun
"...and yesterday I saw a deer,"
[08:45] Jun
"and today you."
[09:01] Toyoshige
Are you bragging?
[09:02] Toyoshige
Bragging disguised as asking for advice?
[09:04] Toyoshige
First-world problems,
as they say? Is that right?
[09:08] Jun
Yeah, right. Put yourself in my
shoes and you'll understand.
[09:13] Toyoshige
Shirosaki, you're on the brink
of losing a friend for life.
[09:18] Toyoshige
I have just one question.
[09:20] Toyoshige
Did you do it?
[09:22] Jun
No.
[09:23] Toyoshige
But why? Why didn't you go for it?!
[09:26] Jun
How could I? We're not dating or anything!
[09:29] Toyoshige
But you did kiss her, didn't you?
[09:34] Toyoshige
I see.
[09:37] Toyoshige
So you went all, like,
[09:40] Toyoshige
"Thrust in your sickle and reap,
for the harvest of the earth is ripe"?
[09:44] Jun
Uh...
[09:46] Toyoshige
Did you make her say, "It's hot, Gamera"?!
[09:48] Jun
Isn't that Iris's line?
You're insulting that masterpiece!
[09:51] Toyoshige
Sorry, I lost myself.
[09:54] Toyoshige
However!
[09:55] Ririsu
Does kissing really feel that good?
[09:57] Shiena
Squee! The raw details!
[09:59] Ririsu
Wait, can you even feel hunger
and lust at the same time?
[10:03] Ririsu
Wouldn't it be one or the other?
[10:05] Naori
I guess all of this is still
uncharted waters for you, Chief.
[10:09] Ririsu
Watching you makes me feel okay with
not exploring that territory yet.
[10:13] Ririsu
I'm having fun just vicariously
experiencing your lost cause.
[10:17] Naori
What do you mean, lost cause?
[10:19] Naori
The tides are totally in my favor.
[10:21] Naori
Do you need a refresher in von Clausewitz?
[10:23] Ririsu
Nah, Halberstam will do.
[10:26] Ririsu
You need to learn a lesson
on the cost of arrogance.
[10:30] Ririsu
I wish Shirosaki-kun would just
hurry up and go out with you.
[10:36] Ririsu
And break up with you just as quick.
[10:37] Naori
The day it's over between Jun-kun and me
[10:40] Naori
is the day the angels
sound the seven trumpets.
[10:44] Naori
There's no turning back from this.
Not that I want to.
[10:47] Naori
All I can do is keep pushing on.
That's why I set up the DATURA.
[10:52] Toyoshige
So, Jinguji stayed over,
and you ended up kissing her?
[10:56] Toyoshige
How do you even feel about her?
[10:58] Jun
I love her.
[11:00] Jun
We're on similar wavelengths,
and I enjoy being with her.
[11:04] Jun
I'd love to go out with her if I could.
[11:06] Toyoshige
Then that's that, right?
You have your answer.
[11:10] Jun
I don't. I love Rumi just as much.
[11:15] Jun
I can't just forget the year we
spent as boyfriend and girlfriend.
[11:18] Jun
Those memories are important to me.
[11:22] Toyoshige
I told Jinguji this too,
[11:24] Toyoshige
but you're too attached.
[11:26] Toyoshige
If not that, then just clinging to the past.
[11:29] Toyoshige
All right, victory is mine.
[11:32] Toyoshige
Lunch is on you.
[11:35] Jun
Listen, Professor...
[11:36] Toyoshige
What? A deal's a deal.
[11:39] Jun
I forgot to mention...
[11:41] Jun
I also got in the bath with Naori.
[11:47] Jun
Huh? Glamping?
[11:49] Shirosakimom
It's all the buzz right now. You get the
perks of both camping and hotel stays.
[11:53] Jun
I get that, but this still
came out of nowhere.
[11:56] Shirosakimom
It's pretty cheap right now,
before summer break.
[11:58] Shirosakimom
Also, Dad said he'd take his
vacation days earlier than usual this year.
[12:03] Jun
I guess I don't get a say in this.
[12:07] Shirosakimom
If you don't come,
it'll make Mr. Jinguji sad.
[12:12] Jun
Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't go.
[12:14] Shirosakimom
I'll let them know, then.
[12:22] Signl
Jinguji Rumi
[12:22] Signl
Did you hear about the weekend
overnight trip? Sure came out of nowhere
[12:22] Signr
Naori
[12:22] Signr
Time to share the same bed!
[12:25] Signl
I'll consider it my way of
repaying my parents and go
[12:25] Signr
Don't be stupid
[12:28] Signl
It's tough on us kids too, huh?
[12:28] Signr
We need to repay them by giving them
grandkids, don't you think?
[12:34] Sign
Good night
[12:34] Sign
Good night
[12:35] Jun
Too late to say it'd be awkward to go on
an overnight trip with those two, huh?
[12:44] Shirosakimom
I love that we don't have
to clean up after the BBQ!
[12:48] Jingujimom
Want some fruit?
[12:49] Jingujidad
Save it for later. I ate too much.
[12:52] Shirosakidad
Let me make some coffee.
I got my hands on a lovely mill.
[12:55] Shirosakidad
I have decaf beans, too.
[13:00] Shirosakimom
It tastes like... nothing?
[13:02] Jun
Toshihiko Yahagi might say this tastes
like concentrated despair, or something.
[13:07] Naori
Ryo Hara would be left speechless.
[13:10] Rumi
Oh, but this is easy to
drink. It's not strong.
[13:13] Naori
You realize you're not really helping?
[13:16] Shirosakidad
Rumi-chan and Naori-chan are so nice.
[13:19] Shirosakidad
I wish at least one of them
would join our family.
[13:23] Jingujidad
I like that idea.
[13:25] Shirosakimomjingujimom
Hey!
[13:26] Naori
"At least one of them"? You
mean "both" is also an option?
[13:29] Rumi
Stop messing around, Naori.
[13:31] Jingujimom
You're twins, so why are you so different?
[13:32] Naori
Settle down. It's just a thought experiment.
[13:35] Rumi
Well...
[13:36] Rumi
Because we're fraternal, obviously.
[13:36] Naori
Because we're fraternal, obviously.
[13:38] Jingujimom
And they're similar in
the weirdest ways, too.
[13:42] Shirosakimom
I'd best call it a night.
[13:44] Jingujimom
Yeah, same here.
[13:46] Rumi
So early?
[13:47] Shirosakimom
A lack of sleep can cause
all sorts of issues.
[13:50] Shirosakimom
You'll come to realize that
sooner rather than later.
[13:52] Jingujimom
Exactly. Good night.
[13:57] Rumi
Were you not feeling up to it?
[13:59] Jun
Nah, it's not like that.
[14:03] Rumi
Well, I sure hope so.
[14:04] Naori
Oh, am I interrupting something?
[14:08] Rumi
You're still eating?
[14:09] Naori
S'more. You two want some?
[14:13] Rumi
How can you eat something
that sweet so late at night?
[14:15] Jun
How very camp-like.
[14:16] Naori
Right?
[14:18] Naori
You can't go camping and
not eat marshmallows.
[14:26] Jun
So sweet.
[14:28] Rumi
You'll gain weight eating before bed.
[14:30] Naori
I moved around a lot today, so I'll be fine.
[14:33] Rumi
Did you?
[14:34] Rumi
I guess if you count the
distance traveled by car.
[14:39] Jun
Hey, wanna go check out the observatory?
[14:42] Jun
We saw the signs for it, remember?
[14:45] Rumi
I'll go.
[14:46] Rumi
Will you stay behind, Naori? You must
be tired after all that moving around.
[14:50] Naori
Did you hear that, Jun-kun?
Rumi has such a nasty streak.
[14:54] Naori
She's trying to leave me
out of the fun again.
[14:57] Jun
Enough bickering. Let's all go.
[15:01] Jun
We've got a beautiful starry night and all.
[15:06] Naori
Fine...
[15:14] Rumi
Huh? That's Altair?
[15:17] Jun
It's easy to spot, since it's so bright, right?
[15:19] Rumi
I just remembered. You know those
silly constellation drawings?
[15:23] Naori
What are you talking about?
[15:24] Rumi
Like the swans, bears, people, and stuff.
[15:28] Rumi
I always thought I'd be able
to see them in the sky,
[15:31] Rumi
but all I could ever see
was little dots of light.
[15:34] Jun
Ah.
[15:36] Naori
You were begging for a
telescope for a while.
[15:40] Naori
I remember 'cause you
don't usually do that.
[15:42] Rumi
But then Jun told me people in the past
just likened the stars to familiar things.
[15:47] Rumi
I got bummed out and stopped
caring after that.
[15:51] Naori
You've always been like that.
[15:54] Rumi
What do you mean, "like that"?
[15:56] Naori
You accept whatever Jun
tells you pretty easily.
[16:00] Rumi
Why wouldn't I? It's not
like he's lying to me.
[16:03] Naori
"Not like he's lying," huh?
[16:06] Naori
And what makes you so sure he isn't?
[16:09] Rumi
Maybe you're too distrusting, if anything.
[16:12] Jun
What's gotten into you two?
Why are you being so combative?
[16:17] Naori
As one of the principal characters,
you have an obligation to see this through.
[16:22] Jun
Huh? See what through?
[16:25] Naori
What's going on right now.
[16:27] Naori
The three of us haven't had
the chance to talk lately, right?
[16:30] Rumi
Really?
[16:32] Rumi
But we had dinner at our place and stuff.
[16:34] Naori
That doesn't count.
[16:36] Naori
It's always either Jun-kun and me,
Jun-kun and Rumi, or sometimes Rumi and me.
[16:41] Jun
That's not really odd. We have
different behavior patterns.
[16:45] Naori
Then again, Rumi was the one
who first tried to cut me out.
[16:49] Rumi
Hey, I stopped, didn't I?
[16:50] Naori
Pangs of conscience? Oh, wait,
you decided to "punish" yourself?
[16:54] Naori
Or would it be more accurate
to say you bowed out?
[16:59] Rumi
You could just go ahead and cut me out, too.
That was always the plan, anyway.
[17:05] Rumi
I'll cheer you on.
[17:06] Naori
The heck? What is this, pity?
[17:09] Naori
Well, stuff it. I don't need it.
[17:12] Jun
Naori...
[17:13] Rumi
So that's how you saw it, huh?
[17:15] Naori
I mean, am I wrong?
[17:17] Naori
What else could it be? Like I told you,
mind your own damn business.
[17:22] Naori
Why are you still going on about that crap?
[17:24] Rumi
Listen, I just... I know
how long you've loved Jun!
[17:28] Naori
And you asked him out
despite knowing that?
[17:32] Rumi
I worked up the courage because
I love him just as much.
[17:38] Rumi
I was ready to give up if he turned me down.
[17:41] Rumi
Why do I have to take crap from you,
when you didn't do anything?
[17:46] Rumi
"He might reject me."
[17:47] Rumi
"He might come to hate me.
But it might just work out."
[17:51] Rumi
My mind was a mess,
[17:53] Rumi
but I still held my head high
when I approached Jun.
[17:56] Rumi
What did you ever do?
[17:58] Naori
I was fine with the way things were!
[18:01] Naori
Jun-kun going out with either of us would
just be the beginning of the end for us.
[18:08] Rumi
Oh, so now it's all my fault?
[18:10] Naori
I didn't say that, and it
doesn't matter anymore.
[18:13] Naori
There's no going back.
[18:14] Jun
Calm down, you two!
[18:16] Rumi
Quiet, Jun.
[18:18] Naori
Don't say that. He's part of this, too.
[18:20] Rumi
Yeah, but I'm talking to you!
Why are you always like this?
[18:24] Naori
Oh, playing the big sis and
talking down to me again?
[18:26] Naori
Let me give you a piece of information.
[18:29] Naori
During your date with the basketball guy,
[18:32] Naori
I was the one who told Jun-kun
to go put a stop to it.
[18:38] Rumi
Huh?
[18:41] Naori
Oh, but I was also the one
who told you to go, wasn't I?
[18:51] Rumi
Is it fun, toying with my heart like that?!
[18:55] Naori
Toying?
[18:57] Naori
You were the one playing yourself.
[19:01] Naori
I told you several times to drop
the whole big sis-little sis thing.
[19:06] Naori
But you let that crap continue to bind you.
[19:09] Naori
And you still are!
[19:11] Rumi
How am I supposed to drop it
overnight?! Just think about it!
[19:15] Rumi
That's why I decided I would wait for Jun.
[19:18] Rumi
What's wrong with that?
[19:20] Naori
You're running from the choice.
[19:22] Rumi
You really love to play
instigator, don't you?
[19:25] Rumi
You should stop that.
Makes you look pathetic.
[19:31] Naori
What do you mean, pathetic?
Who do you think you are?!
[19:35] Naori
You don't know a single thing about me!
[19:37] Rumi
There you go again,
acting like you're special.
[19:42] Naori
Excuse me? You never tried
to figure out how I felt!
[19:47] Rumi
And you sulk like a baby when people
don't magically read your mind!
[19:50] Jun
Knock it off!
[20:01] Jun
Stop!
[20:05] Jun
Ow...
[20:07] Rumi
Uh, couldn't you have dodged that?
[20:09] Naori
You look like a dweeb.
[20:11] Jun
Do you both have to say it like that?
[20:15] Rumi
Well, it's true.
[20:15] Naori
Well, it's true.
[20:17] Jun
Can I just put words to
my feelings right now?
[20:20] Jun
Your feelings for me make me so happy.
[20:23] Jun
I think it's safe to say I've used up
a lifetime's worth of good fortune.
[20:27] Jun
And that's why it's so hard for
me to choose just one of you.
[20:33] Jun
I love you both so much,
[20:35] Jun
I've even tried to figure out if there
was a way we could all just get along.
[20:39] Jun
But that's...
[20:41] Naori
No way.
[20:42] Rumi
Absolutely not.
[20:43] Jun
Figures.
[20:44] Jun
If I choose one, I'll hurt the other.
[20:48] Jun
If I choose neither, I'll hurt you both.
[20:52] Jun
I'm not ready for that yet.
[20:55] Jun
And I don't think I can handle it
if you both come to despise me.
[21:01] Naori
So you want to maintain the status quo?
[21:03] Rumi
You're sounding like a total jerk right now.
[21:06] Naori
Agreed.
[21:07] Jun
I'm aware that I'm being
hopelessly indecisive.
[21:13] Jun
But I won't run away.
[21:16] Jun
I promise you that.
[21:18] Rumi
Run away?
[21:20] Naori
Jun-kun, do you realize you're locking
yourself into a world of pain?
[21:25] Jun
Yeah, but I couldn't think
of anything else I could do.
[21:31] Rumi
I'll wait for you, Jun.
I did promise you that.
[21:35] Naori
Like I said, I'll keep
putting the moves on.
[21:37] Naori
I will make you say you love
me more, no matter what.
[21:40] Rumi
Naori, you're kinda scary.
[21:41] Naori
Oh, his cheeks are all red.
[21:44] Rumi
Wow, they are.
[21:46] Naori
Hey, you slapped him.
[21:47] Rumi
So did you.
[21:53] Rumi
This is huge.
[21:55] Rumi
This whole room, just for you five?
[21:57] Reira
How nice. Our locker room has tiny
windows, so it tends to stink.
[22:01] Toyoshige
You're welcome to change
in here if you like.
[22:05] Reira
Wha?
[22:06] Naori
So, why are the basketball girls here?
[22:09] Ririsu
I asked Rumi-chan if she wanted
to check out the clubroom.
[22:12] Naori
But why is she—
[22:14] Reira
Oh? Are you saying I'm not welcome?
[22:17] Naori
I'm not.
[22:18] Shiena
You should join, Rumichi.
[22:21] Rumi
Sorry. I'm on the basketball team.
[22:24] Naori
It's unbelievable.
[22:26] Naori
How do you run around in this heat?
[22:30] Rumi
But it's fun.
[22:31] Naori
So is this club.
[22:33] Ririsu
Well, you did start this club so you
could experience the same thing.
[22:37] All
Huh?!
[22:38] Naori
Wh-What are you talking about? Stop it.
[22:41] Ririsu
But you said so yourself.
[22:43] Ririsu
That you could never see yourself fussing
over wins and losses in games like them,
[22:47] Ririsu
but you kinda envied them.
[22:48] Jun
Oh, so that was it. You did get pretty
hooked on the game we went to see.
[22:53] Rumi
Oh?
[22:55] Reira
What do ya know? You do have a cute side.
[22:57] Shiena
Yeah, yeah!
[22:58] Naori
I didn't say that, and I don't think it!
[23:00] Toyoshige
Yeah, right. You wanted a
piece of it, didn't you?
[23:02] Naori
Stop trying to read into how I feel!
[23:05] Rumi
I never knew you felt that way, Naori.
[23:09] Naori
Again, I don't!
[23:10] Shiena
The other reason was to secure
time with Zaki, maybe?
[23:16] Naori
That's right! That's my main objective!
[23:18] Rumi
It went out the window the
moment you admitted it.
[23:20] Naori
Like I said, I'll keep putting the moves.
[23:22] Rumi
Then I guess I'll have his
time outside of club.
[23:26] All
Um...
[23:27] All
Could you please take your
sibling quarrel elsewhere?