E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Haru     Misaki-san! All done for the day? [00:18] Misaki     Yeah, I'm checking out. [00:19] Misaki     What? [00:20] Misaki     Daigo, you're still here? [00:22] Daigo     Yeah, Fudo is working the late shift. [00:24] Daigo     I decided to make him some rations. [00:27] Misaki     Truly impressive as ever! [00:30] Haru     All that on top of scouting     out new heroes for the team. [00:33] Haru     You must be very busy! [00:36] Daigo     It's not a problem. [00:38] Misaki     Well, Daigo? [00:40] Misaki     Feel like scouting me     as a companion for life? [00:43] Daigo     Indifference... SIGN    Indifference [00:45] Misaki     At least don't ignore me! [00:47] Misaki     You're making me cry! [00:48] Daigo     Workplace relationships are off-limits. [00:51] Misaki     As if I don't know that! You goody-goody! [00:54] Haru     Daigo-san is completely unflappable. [00:56] Haru     He's calm by nature,     and levelheaded in combat. [01:01] Haru     He never loses his cool... unlike me. [01:05] Misaki     Yeah. Psychologically speaking,     Daigo is our organization's rock. [01:14] Daigo     I brought dinner. [01:16] Fudo     Thank you, Daigo-san. [01:18] Daigo     Working hard? [01:20] Fudo     I'm writing an exchange diary! [01:22] Daigo     Oh. With the girl who     visited you at the beach? [01:25] Fudo     That's right. I never introduced     the two of you, did I? [01:28] Fudo     Her name is Desumi-san— SIGN    Crash [01:31] Fudo     Daigo-san? [01:34] Daigo     D-Desu... Desu... [01:38] Daigo     Desu...mi... [01:39] Fudo     A-Are you all right?! [01:41] Daigo     Desumi... Magahara... [01:45] Fudo     Daigo-san? [01:46] Fudo     Daigo-san?! SIGN    Infirmary SIGN    Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made [03:24] Fudo     Here, some water. [03:26] Daigo     It's appreciated. [03:37] Fudo     Daigo-san... [03:38] Fudo     It's hard to believe, but do     you already know Desumi-san? [03:43] Daigo     Yes. [03:44] Fudo     That's right, you were also born in Hakata. [03:48] Fudo     Do you have some kind of history with her? [03:55] Daigo     Desumi Magahara is the monster I made. [04:00] Fudo     Are you saying you knew her as a child?! [04:04] Fudo     Tell me everything! SIGN    Intense [04:06] Fudo     Everything about Desumi-san     that I don't already know! [04:10] Daigo     It's a truly terrifying story. [04:12] Daigo     I'd prefer you not ask unless     you're prepared for the worst. [04:14] Fudo     That's ridiculous! [04:16] Fudo     I'm prepared for anything! [04:19] Daigo     Very well. [04:21] Daigo     I'll tell you, then... [04:22] Daigo     Of the day that the     "Land of Demons," Fukuoka, [04:24] Daigo     became the home of a true demon. SIGN    Oda-Style     Karate [04:31] Daigo     This was ten years ago. SIGN    Oda-Style Karate [04:33] Daigo     I was still in middle school then. [04:40] Daigo     I was a promising talent     at a famous karate school. [04:46] Daigo     I had no rivals among the older     students, let alone among my peers. [04:50] Daigo     I believed myself the best in the prefecture. [04:53] Daigo     And then... she arrived. [04:58] (Flashback) Instructor     This is Desumi Magahara. She's seven. [05:01] (Flashback) Instructor     Give her your best, everyone. SIGN    Oh so cute [05:03] Fudo     Oh so cute... [05:04] Daigo     I'll ask you not to smile     and stare absently, please. [05:07] Daigo     There's far more to the story. [05:09] Daigo     These were the first words out of her mouth: [05:12] (Flashback) Desumi     I try to play with stuff an' always break it. [05:15] (Flashback) Desumi     I'm gonna try hard not to break nothin' here! [05:17] (Flashback) Dojo Student A     Well, look at that little terror! [05:25] (Flashback) Instructor     Daigo, look after her, would you? [05:32] (Flashback) Daigo     Young Desu, was it? [05:34] (Flashback) Daigo     I'd like to see what you can do. [05:35] (Flashback) Daigo     Give me a hit, right here. [05:37] (Flashback) Desumi     A hit? [05:39] (Flashback) Desumi     What's that? Like a punch? [05:41] (Flashback) Daigo     Yes, that's right. [05:42] (Flashback) Desumi     Like this? [05:48] (Flashback) Daigo's mother     Upsy-daisy! [05:51] (Flashback) Daigo's grandmother     Dai-chan chose the chopsticks! [05:56] (Flashback) Daigo's father     You're going to start learning karate today. SIGN    Gasp!! [06:00] Daigo     D-Did my life just flash before my eyes? SIGN    knock     knock SIGN    knock     knock [06:03] Daigo     I, the strongest in the dojo,     was nearly killed by a second-grader?! SIGN    knock     knock [06:06] (Flashback) Desumi     Sorry. It didn't hurt too bad, did it? [06:09] (Flashback) Daigo     It was an excellent straight punch,     but it didn't even faze me. [06:13] (Flashback) Desumi     S-So cool! [06:15] (Flashback) Desumi     You're the first thing I couldn't break! [06:17] (Flashback) Desumi     Can I hit you again?! [06:20] (Flashback) Daigo     N-Not... today. [06:22] (Flashback) Daigo     I don't want you hurting your fists. [06:26] (Flashback) Desumi     Let's play again, Daigo-niichan! [06:31] Fudo     Little Desumi-san is everything     I'd expect! A true child prodigy! [06:34] Daigo     I didn't entirely believe it at the time. [06:38] Daigo     I chalked it up to dumb luck. [06:40] Daigo     But then, the next day... [06:44] (Flashback) Daigo     Good morning. [06:46] (Flashback) Daigo     Instructor, why are you taking down the sign? [06:49] (Flashback) Instructor     I'm sorry, but I'm closing the dojo. [06:54] (Flashback) Instructor     I was trying to train a second-grader... [06:58] (Flashback) Instructor     and she actually beat me. [07:00] (Flashback) Instructor     I'm a failure as an instructor. [07:02] (Flashback) Instructor     I'm going to become a hermit. [07:04] (Flashback) Daigo     There's no way... [07:13] (Flashback) Desumi     Daigo-niichan! [07:15] (Flashback) Daigo     Young Desu? [07:17] (Flashback) Desumi     I heard the dojo was goin' away. [07:22] (Flashback) Desumi     This is always what happens. [07:26] (Flashback) Desumi     Every place where I have fun [07:28] (Flashback) Desumi     always goes away... [07:41] (Flashback) Daigo     Don't worry, Young Desu. [07:43] (Flashback) Daigo     I'll train you. [07:46] (Flashback) Daigo     So please, no more tears. [07:50] (Flashback) Desumi     Daigo-niichan! SIGN    Fair and Equal [07:53] (Flashback) Daigo     Starting today, I will be your teacher. [07:58] Daigo     I had no way of knowing this at the time, [08:01] Daigo     but that was the moment     I'd opened Pandora's box. [08:18] (Flashback) Daigo     You've improved quite a lot. [08:19] (Flashback) Daigo     But I fear you're a long     way from catching up to me. [08:23] Daigo     I was desperate to save face as her teacher. [08:27] (Flashback) Desumi     You're so strong, Instructor! [08:30] Daigo     But all I did was stoke her enthusiasm. [08:34] Daigo     I worked desperately to make myself stronger [08:36] Daigo     just to keep her from killing me. [08:38] Fudo     So Desumi-san is the reason     why you're so strong! [08:42] Daigo     And as the days passed... [08:46] (Flashback) Punk A     Hey! You Desumi Magahara? [08:53] (Flashback) Punk B     Looks like your average     middle schooler to me. [08:56] (Flashback) Punk C     But takin' her down'll be our ticket to fame! [09:01] Daigo     Rumors spread like wildfire, [09:03] Daigo     and soon, Young Desu was forced     to deal with hooligans constantly. [09:07] (Flashback) Desumi     I gotta make dinner for     my little brothers today. [09:10] (Flashback) Desumi     Mind givin' me a break? [09:12] (Flashback) Punk B     Too bad, girlie! [09:13] (Flashback) Punk B     Your little bros'll have     to go hungry tonight! [09:18] Daigo     And soon, Young Desu became known     as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori. [09:24] Fudo     What a fun nickname! [09:26] Fudo     I'll tease her about it     in our exchange diary. [09:30] Daigo     Then, during the last     winter of high school, [09:32] Daigo     my parents divorced,     and I had to move to Tokyo. [09:38] Daigo     But I had one last piece     of business to take care of. [09:47] Daigo     Settling things with Young Desu! [09:50] (Flashback) Desumi     It's been forever, Daigo-niichan! [09:53] (Flashback) Desumi     Where ya been? [09:54] (Flashback) Daigo     Listen closely, Young Desu. [09:58] (Flashback) Daigo     This will be our final practice. [10:01] (Flashback) Daigo     Let us both give it all we have. [10:05] Daigo     I've been training hard for so     long in anticipation of this day. [10:10] Daigo     I made this monster. Now I must slay it! [10:16] (Flashback) Daigo     Let's begin! [10:18] Daigo     Two minutes later, I lay upon the     ground like a tattered rag. [10:23] (Flashback) Desumi     We said we wouldn't take     it easy on each other, [10:26] (Flashback) Desumi     but you totally held back on me. [10:27] Daigo     I swear to God, I didn't. [10:30] (Flashback) Daigo     What kind of instructor could     go all-out on his student? [10:34] Daigo     What a fool I am. [10:37] (Flashback) Daigo     Farewell, Young Desu. [10:39] (Flashback) Desumi     Daigo-niichan! [10:42] (Flashback) Desumi     Will I ever see you again? [10:44] Daigo     You will not. [10:45] (Flashback) Desumi     When we meet again, will we practice     together again, like we did today? [10:49] Daigo     Absolutely not. [10:50] (Flashback) Desumi     When we do, I promise to go     all-out for the first time! [10:54] Daigo     She wasn't even going all-out back there? [10:55] Daigo     Terrifying... [10:56] Daigo (Echo)     Terrifying... [10:58] Daigo     I left for Tokyo like a man on the run, [11:01] Daigo     and was scouted to be a hero. [11:04] Daigo     It appears the memories     were so frightening to me, [11:07] Daigo     I unconsciously sealed them away. [11:09] Daigo     It's pathetic, I'm sure. [11:11] Daigo     But I can't believe she's here in Tokyo. [11:15] Daigo     What in the world brought her here? [11:17] Fudo     It's because she's a Gekko executive! [11:19] Daigo     She didn't seem to recognize     me during the barbecue, [11:24] Daigo     but it's only a matter of time     until she figures out who I am. [11:27] Daigo     I wonder. Does she still have the power     that earned her the "Reaper" nickname? [11:32] Fudo     M-Most likely. [11:34] Daigo     I see. [11:35] Daigo     Then I must prepare myself. [11:38] Daigo     Fudo, you are aware that workplace     romance is forbidden here, correct? [11:41] Fudo     Yes. [11:42] Daigo     Listen to me. SIGN    Tremble [11:43] Daigo     You need to break up with her at once. [11:47] Fudo     What? [11:48] Daigo     I am going to find Desumi Magahara— [11:51] Fudo     D-Daigo-san? [11:53] Daigo     —and s-scout her for our team! [11:55] Fudo     What?! [11:57] Fudo     You're having trouble even saying it. [11:59] Daigo     Of course I'm having trouble. [12:00] Daigo     Th-The thought of even     talking to Young Desu— [12:02] Daigo     The thought of even talking     to her terrifies me! [12:05] Daigo     But this is all for the sake of world peace! SIGN    Desperation [12:10] Daigo     As the person in charge of personnel     scouting for a hero organization, [12:13] Daigo     I cannot simply neglect to pursue her talent! [12:17] Fudo     Desumi-san... part of Gelato 5? [12:19] Desumi     I'm Black Gelato! Nice to work with you! [12:22] Desumi (Echo)     Black Gelato! SIGN    Oh so cute [12:23] Fudo     Oh so cute! [12:25] Daigo     Fudo! [12:26] Daigo     First, I need to learn more about her. [12:28] Daigo     Come with me. [12:30] Fudo     I think... [12:32] Fudo     this might end up being     more trouble than expected. [12:37] Desumi     Love After World Domination! SIGN    Gusco [12:51] Fudo     N-Now, Daigo-san. [12:53] Fudo     Allow me to officially introduce... [12:55] Fudo     Desumi-san. [12:57] Desumi     It's been so long, Daigo-niichan! [13:00] Desumi     How ya been? [13:02] Daigo     Fine. [13:03] Daigo     You appear to be well, as well. SIGN    Tremble SIGN    Tremble [13:07] narrator     Allow me to explain! [13:08] narrator     Desumi-phobic Green Gelato,     A.K.A. Daigo Todoroki, [13:12] narrator     has decided to risk life and     limb to scout Desumi as a hero! [13:18] Desumi     That sure was some surprise! [13:20] Desumi     I never thought you'd turn out     to be a member of Gelato 5! [13:24] Desumi     I didn't recognize you at     the barbecue at all, either! [13:27] Desumi     It's gotta be 'cause you     changed your last name, huh? [13:30] Desumi     Boy, that takes me back! [13:32] Desumi     I can't forget those days     we spent trainin' together. [13:35] Desumi     Daigo-niichan! [13:37] Daigo     I-Indeed. [13:40] Desumi     I know! [13:42] Desumi     You oughta train me again,     just like old times! [13:46] Desumi     I think I've maybe even grown a     little bit stronger since then! [13:50] Daigo     A-Actually... [13:52] Fudo     Come on now, Desumi-san. [13:54] Fudo     Daigo-san is a busy man. [13:56] Fudo     You mustn't make demands on his time. [13:58] Daigo     Fudo... SIGN    Relief [14:00] Desumi     That's true. SIGN    Disappointment... [14:01] Desumi     I was just so surprised to see you again... [14:03] Desumi     I'm sorry for getting carried way. [14:06] Fudo     Do you think you could do it after all? [14:08] Daigo     Fudo! [14:09] Desumi     That's it! [14:11] Desumi     I'll get something from the drink bar! [14:16] Fudo     Are you all right, Daigo-san? [14:19] Daigo     Trauma isn't something you     can shrug off so easily. [14:23] Daigo     Are you really dating? [14:28] Daigo     She isn't coercing you, is she? [14:31] Daigo     She's not threatening to kill you     if you don't go out with her? [14:34] Fudo     You're making me angry, Daigo-san. [14:36] Fudo     You can trust in one thing: [14:39] Fudo     I truly, truly love Desumi-san. [14:50] Desumi     Y-You're making me blush, Fudo. [14:53] Fudo     Y-You heard that, Desumi-san? [14:56] Desumi     Th-That green tea cake looks delicious. [15:01] Fudo     Would you like a bite? [15:03] Desumi     Aah... SIGN    Twitch [15:07] Desumi     H-Hang on a minute! [15:09] Desumi     It's too soon for us to do such things! [15:11] Desumi     That would be an indirect kiss, remember?! [15:14] Fudo     You're so bashful, Desumi-san! [15:17] Daigo     Perhaps it's time to get down to business. [15:19] Desumi     Oh, right... [15:21] Desumi     You were wantin' somethin'     from me, right, Daigo-niichan? [15:25] Daigo     Desumi Magahara... [15:27] Daigo     I've come here to scout you for Gelato 5. [15:33] Daigo     The power you possess     should be used for justice. [15:37] Desumi     Me? A member of Gelato 5? [15:40] Fudo     Daigo-san. About that... [15:45] Desumi     If I was... [15:48] Desumi     Could we be together all the time, then? SIGN    Hee hee hee... SIGN    Scoop!!     Red & Black SIGN    Announce Their Relationship!! [15:56] Desumi     And not only that! [15:58] Desumi     We could date in public,     without fear of scandal! [16:04] Daigo     What do you say, Young Desu? [16:18] Desumi     I'm sorry, Daigo-niichan. [16:21] Desumi     I would love to accept your offer, [16:22] Desumi     but I just can't. [16:24] Daigo     Why not? [16:25] Daigo     What objections could you have? SIGN    Gelato 5     New Employee Guide           You Could Be the Sixth! [16:27] Daigo     We offer paid vacation. [16:30] Desumi     I'm more than happy where I am. [16:33] Desumi     I think bein' any happier would     earn me some karmic retribution. [16:37] Desumi     Besides, I've got my hands full with Gekko— [16:41] Fudo     With get-going to school every day, she said! [16:44] Fudo     Right, Desumi-san? [16:46] Desumi     That's right! [16:47] Desumi     I can't say that, not even to Daigo-niichan! [16:50] Desumi     I'm sorry, Fudo. [16:52] Desumi     I was careless. [16:53] Fudo     Yes. We should both be careful. [16:56] Fudo     B-But... [16:58] Fudo     Her lips are so soft! SIGN    Blush SIGN    Gelato 5 New Employee Guide      You Could Be the Sixth!     Generous Benefits SIGN    bap bap SIGN    bap bap [17:11] Daigo     What in the world am I     being forced to look at? [17:15] Daigo     Is this truly Desumi Magahara, the girl     once feared as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori? [17:23] Daigo     Back when I knew you, [17:24] Daigo     you always seemed lonely, and somehow bored. [17:28] Daigo     You had the air of a woman     isolated by her supremacy. [17:33] Desumi     Say, "Aah"! [17:33] Daigo     Quite frankly... [17:34] Daigo     I sense none of that air of invincibility     you projected back in the day. [17:39] Fudo     Aah... [17:41] Daigo     Love has made you weak! SIGN    Desumi [17:46] Daigo     And in that time, I have continued     training via my battles against evil. [17:53] Daigo     That's right, Daigo Todoroki! [17:56] Daigo     What need is there to fear her now? [17:58] Daigo     You can win! [18:00] Daigo     Now is the time to defeat Young Desu, [18:02] Daigo     and conquer your trauma! [18:05] Fudo     Daigo-san? [18:07] Daigo     Step out with me, Young Desu. [18:09] Daigo     I shall fight you, as you wished. [18:18] Fudo     Daigo-san... [18:20] Fudo     Why do you have to fight Desumi-san? [18:22] Daigo     Silence, Fudo. [18:24] Daigo     Are you ready, Young Desu? [18:26] Daigo     If you defeat me in this match, I'll give      up on scouting you for our team. [18:30] Desumi     That's not fair! [18:31] Desumi     There's no way I could possibly defeat you! [18:33] Daigo     And... If I win... [18:37] Daigo     You will give up on your     relationship with Fudo, [18:40] Daigo     and join Gelato 5. [18:44] Desumi     Give up on my relationship with Fudo? [18:46] Daigo     Yes. [18:47] Daigo     Because workplace relationships     are forbidden. [18:58] Desumi     Shoulda told me you had a rule like that. [19:05] Desumi     If that's what you're tellin' me... [19:07] Desumi     This is one battle I can't afford to lose. SIGN    Terror [19:12] Narrator     Suddenly and unconsciously, [19:14] Narrator     Daigo Todoroki activated     his suit's transformation! [19:15] Changer     Five! [19:19] Narrator     The result: [19:20] Narrator     He just barely escaped with his life! [19:24] Fudo     Are you all right, Daigo-san?! [19:27] Desumi     You went easy on me again. [19:31] Daigo     Even after I transformed,     you still think that? [19:34] Fudo     I wanted to stop her, [19:36] Fudo     but I found myself entranced     by her beautiful moves! [19:40] Daigo     And you're always so honest. [19:44] Daigo     What in the world kind of couple is this? [19:48] Daigo     How terrifying... [19:48] Daigo (Echo)     How terrifying... [19:51] Daigo     It's a reunion with my pupil     after so long, after all. [19:55] Daigo     I wanted to give you a win. [19:59] Daigo     And who in the world am I, saying all this? [20:04] Daigo     Never mind. [20:06] Daigo     For now, we'll say it's my defeat. [20:11] Daigo     But, Young Desu... [20:12] Daigo     Promise me one thing. [20:16] Daigo     There are many forces out there that     would seek out power like yours. [20:21] Daigo     If you are to join one of them,     see that it is not Gekko. [20:35] Desumi     It really is a problem. [20:37] Desumi     Does your whole organization     just assume we're a couple? [20:42] Fudo     Yeah... Misaki-neesan is     spreading the rumor everywhere. [20:46] Misaki     They're totally dating! [20:50] Desumi     We have been a little too comfortable lately. [20:53] Desumi     Maybe we need to put some barriers back up. [20:56] Desumi     No more PDA, for one thing. [20:58] Fudo     R-Right. [21:01] Fudo     You're right, Desumi-san. SIGN    Grin Grin [21:07] Fudo     What is it? [21:09] Desumi     You're a little upset about that, huh? [21:13] Fudo     I-I'm just being serious! [21:15] Fudo     Don't tease— SIGN    Squeeze [21:21] Fudo     Wh-What are you doing? [21:22] Desumi     For instance, if I ever try     to do something like this... [21:25] Desumi     Don't be afraid to push me off, okay? [21:28] Fudo     Oh... Oh so cute! SIGN    Oh so cute SIGN    Crash [23:22] Fudo     Daigo-san! [23:26] Daigo     N-N-Next... [23:29] Daigo     Next time: "Everybody Has a Secret or Two"! SIGN    Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two [23:33] Daigo     See you then. [23:36] Fudo     Daigo-san!