E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
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[00:15] Haru
Misaki-san! All done for the day?
[00:18] Misaki
Yeah, I'm checking out.
[00:19] Misaki
What?
[00:20] Misaki
Daigo, you're still here?
[00:22] Daigo
Yeah, Fudo is working the late shift.
[00:24] Daigo
I decided to make him some rations.
[00:27] Misaki
Truly impressive as ever!
[00:30] Haru
All that on top of scouting
out new heroes for the team.
[00:33] Haru
You must be very busy!
[00:36] Daigo
It's not a problem.
[00:38] Misaki
Well, Daigo?
[00:40] Misaki
Feel like scouting me
as a companion for life?
[00:43] Daigo
Indifference...
SIGN Indifference
[00:45] Misaki
At least don't ignore me!
[00:47] Misaki
You're making me cry!
[00:48] Daigo
Workplace relationships are off-limits.
[00:51] Misaki
As if I don't know that! You goody-goody!
[00:54] Haru
Daigo-san is completely unflappable.
[00:56] Haru
He's calm by nature,
and levelheaded in combat.
[01:01] Haru
He never loses his cool... unlike me.
[01:05] Misaki
Yeah. Psychologically speaking,
Daigo is our organization's rock.
[01:14] Daigo
I brought dinner.
[01:16] Fudo
Thank you, Daigo-san.
[01:18] Daigo
Working hard?
[01:20] Fudo
I'm writing an exchange diary!
[01:22] Daigo
Oh. With the girl who
visited you at the beach?
[01:25] Fudo
That's right. I never introduced
the two of you, did I?
[01:28] Fudo
Her name is Desumi-san—
SIGN Crash
[01:31] Fudo
Daigo-san?
[01:34] Daigo
D-Desu... Desu...
[01:38] Daigo
Desu...mi...
[01:39] Fudo
A-Are you all right?!
[01:41] Daigo
Desumi... Magahara...
[01:45] Fudo
Daigo-san?
[01:46] Fudo
Daigo-san?!
SIGN Infirmary
SIGN Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
[03:24] Fudo
Here, some water.
[03:26] Daigo
It's appreciated.
[03:37] Fudo
Daigo-san...
[03:38] Fudo
It's hard to believe, but do
you already know Desumi-san?
[03:43] Daigo
Yes.
[03:44] Fudo
That's right, you were also born in Hakata.
[03:48] Fudo
Do you have some kind of history with her?
[03:55] Daigo
Desumi Magahara is the monster I made.
[04:00] Fudo
Are you saying you knew her as a child?!
[04:04] Fudo
Tell me everything!
SIGN Intense
[04:06] Fudo
Everything about Desumi-san
that I don't already know!
[04:10] Daigo
It's a truly terrifying story.
[04:12] Daigo
I'd prefer you not ask unless
you're prepared for the worst.
[04:14] Fudo
That's ridiculous!
[04:16] Fudo
I'm prepared for anything!
[04:19] Daigo
Very well.
[04:21] Daigo
I'll tell you, then...
[04:22] Daigo
Of the day that the
"Land of Demons," Fukuoka,
[04:24] Daigo
became the home of a true demon.
SIGN Oda-Style
Karate
[04:31] Daigo
This was ten years ago.
SIGN Oda-Style Karate
[04:33] Daigo
I was still in middle school then.
[04:40] Daigo
I was a promising talent
at a famous karate school.
[04:46] Daigo
I had no rivals among the older
students, let alone among my peers.
[04:50] Daigo
I believed myself the best in the prefecture.
[04:53] Daigo
And then... she arrived.
[04:58] (Flashback) Instructor
This is Desumi Magahara. She's seven.
[05:01] (Flashback) Instructor
Give her your best, everyone.
SIGN Oh so cute
[05:03] Fudo
Oh so cute...
[05:04] Daigo
I'll ask you not to smile
and stare absently, please.
[05:07] Daigo
There's far more to the story.
[05:09] Daigo
These were the first words out of her mouth:
[05:12] (Flashback) Desumi
I try to play with stuff an' always break it.
[05:15] (Flashback) Desumi
I'm gonna try hard not to break nothin' here!
[05:17] (Flashback) Dojo Student A
Well, look at that little terror!
[05:25] (Flashback) Instructor
Daigo, look after her, would you?
[05:32] (Flashback) Daigo
Young Desu, was it?
[05:34] (Flashback) Daigo
I'd like to see what you can do.
[05:35] (Flashback) Daigo
Give me a hit, right here.
[05:37] (Flashback) Desumi
A hit?
[05:39] (Flashback) Desumi
What's that? Like a punch?
[05:41] (Flashback) Daigo
Yes, that's right.
[05:42] (Flashback) Desumi
Like this?
[05:48] (Flashback) Daigo's mother
Upsy-daisy!
[05:51] (Flashback) Daigo's grandmother
Dai-chan chose the chopsticks!
[05:56] (Flashback) Daigo's father
You're going to start learning karate today.
SIGN Gasp!!
[06:00] Daigo
D-Did my life just flash before my eyes?
SIGN knock
knock
SIGN knock
knock
[06:03] Daigo
I, the strongest in the dojo,
was nearly killed by a second-grader?!
SIGN knock
knock
[06:06] (Flashback) Desumi
Sorry. It didn't hurt too bad, did it?
[06:09] (Flashback) Daigo
It was an excellent straight punch,
but it didn't even faze me.
[06:13] (Flashback) Desumi
S-So cool!
[06:15] (Flashback) Desumi
You're the first thing I couldn't break!
[06:17] (Flashback) Desumi
Can I hit you again?!
[06:20] (Flashback) Daigo
N-Not... today.
[06:22] (Flashback) Daigo
I don't want you hurting your fists.
[06:26] (Flashback) Desumi
Let's play again, Daigo-niichan!
[06:31] Fudo
Little Desumi-san is everything
I'd expect! A true child prodigy!
[06:34] Daigo
I didn't entirely believe it at the time.
[06:38] Daigo
I chalked it up to dumb luck.
[06:40] Daigo
But then, the next day...
[06:44] (Flashback) Daigo
Good morning.
[06:46] (Flashback) Daigo
Instructor, why are you taking down the sign?
[06:49] (Flashback) Instructor
I'm sorry, but I'm closing the dojo.
[06:54] (Flashback) Instructor
I was trying to train a second-grader...
[06:58] (Flashback) Instructor
and she actually beat me.
[07:00] (Flashback) Instructor
I'm a failure as an instructor.
[07:02] (Flashback) Instructor
I'm going to become a hermit.
[07:04] (Flashback) Daigo
There's no way...
[07:13] (Flashback) Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
[07:15] (Flashback) Daigo
Young Desu?
[07:17] (Flashback) Desumi
I heard the dojo was goin' away.
[07:22] (Flashback) Desumi
This is always what happens.
[07:26] (Flashback) Desumi
Every place where I have fun
[07:28] (Flashback) Desumi
always goes away...
[07:41] (Flashback) Daigo
Don't worry, Young Desu.
[07:43] (Flashback) Daigo
I'll train you.
[07:46] (Flashback) Daigo
So please, no more tears.
[07:50] (Flashback) Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
SIGN Fair and Equal
[07:53] (Flashback) Daigo
Starting today, I will be your teacher.
[07:58] Daigo
I had no way of knowing this at the time,
[08:01] Daigo
but that was the moment
I'd opened Pandora's box.
[08:18] (Flashback) Daigo
You've improved quite a lot.
[08:19] (Flashback) Daigo
But I fear you're a long
way from catching up to me.
[08:23] Daigo
I was desperate to save face as her teacher.
[08:27] (Flashback) Desumi
You're so strong, Instructor!
[08:30] Daigo
But all I did was stoke her enthusiasm.
[08:34] Daigo
I worked desperately to make myself stronger
[08:36] Daigo
just to keep her from killing me.
[08:38] Fudo
So Desumi-san is the reason
why you're so strong!
[08:42] Daigo
And as the days passed...
[08:46] (Flashback) Punk A
Hey! You Desumi Magahara?
[08:53] (Flashback) Punk B
Looks like your average
middle schooler to me.
[08:56] (Flashback) Punk C
But takin' her down'll be our ticket to fame!
[09:01] Daigo
Rumors spread like wildfire,
[09:03] Daigo
and soon, Young Desu was forced
to deal with hooligans constantly.
[09:07] (Flashback) Desumi
I gotta make dinner for
my little brothers today.
[09:10] (Flashback) Desumi
Mind givin' me a break?
[09:12] (Flashback) Punk B
Too bad, girlie!
[09:13] (Flashback) Punk B
Your little bros'll have
to go hungry tonight!
[09:18] Daigo
And soon, Young Desu became known
as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori.
[09:24] Fudo
What a fun nickname!
[09:26] Fudo
I'll tease her about it
in our exchange diary.
[09:30] Daigo
Then, during the last
winter of high school,
[09:32] Daigo
my parents divorced,
and I had to move to Tokyo.
[09:38] Daigo
But I had one last piece
of business to take care of.
[09:47] Daigo
Settling things with Young Desu!
[09:50] (Flashback) Desumi
It's been forever, Daigo-niichan!
[09:53] (Flashback) Desumi
Where ya been?
[09:54] (Flashback) Daigo
Listen closely, Young Desu.
[09:58] (Flashback) Daigo
This will be our final practice.
[10:01] (Flashback) Daigo
Let us both give it all we have.
[10:05] Daigo
I've been training hard for so
long in anticipation of this day.
[10:10] Daigo
I made this monster. Now I must slay it!
[10:16] (Flashback) Daigo
Let's begin!
[10:18] Daigo
Two minutes later, I lay upon the
ground like a tattered rag.
[10:23] (Flashback) Desumi
We said we wouldn't take
it easy on each other,
[10:26] (Flashback) Desumi
but you totally held back on me.
[10:27] Daigo
I swear to God, I didn't.
[10:30] (Flashback) Daigo
What kind of instructor could
go all-out on his student?
[10:34] Daigo
What a fool I am.
[10:37] (Flashback) Daigo
Farewell, Young Desu.
[10:39] (Flashback) Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
[10:42] (Flashback) Desumi
Will I ever see you again?
[10:44] Daigo
You will not.
[10:45] (Flashback) Desumi
When we meet again, will we practice
together again, like we did today?
[10:49] Daigo
Absolutely not.
[10:50] (Flashback) Desumi
When we do, I promise to go
all-out for the first time!
[10:54] Daigo
She wasn't even going all-out back there?
[10:55] Daigo
Terrifying...
[10:56] Daigo (Echo)
Terrifying...
[10:58] Daigo
I left for Tokyo like a man on the run,
[11:01] Daigo
and was scouted to be a hero.
[11:04] Daigo
It appears the memories
were so frightening to me,
[11:07] Daigo
I unconsciously sealed them away.
[11:09] Daigo
It's pathetic, I'm sure.
[11:11] Daigo
But I can't believe she's here in Tokyo.
[11:15] Daigo
What in the world brought her here?
[11:17] Fudo
It's because she's a Gekko executive!
[11:19] Daigo
She didn't seem to recognize
me during the barbecue,
[11:24] Daigo
but it's only a matter of time
until she figures out who I am.
[11:27] Daigo
I wonder. Does she still have the power
that earned her the "Reaper" nickname?
[11:32] Fudo
M-Most likely.
[11:34] Daigo
I see.
[11:35] Daigo
Then I must prepare myself.
[11:38] Daigo
Fudo, you are aware that workplace
romance is forbidden here, correct?
[11:41] Fudo
Yes.
[11:42] Daigo
Listen to me.
SIGN Tremble
[11:43] Daigo
You need to break up with her at once.
[11:47] Fudo
What?
[11:48] Daigo
I am going to find Desumi Magahara—
[11:51] Fudo
D-Daigo-san?
[11:53] Daigo
—and s-scout her for our team!
[11:55] Fudo
What?!
[11:57] Fudo
You're having trouble even saying it.
[11:59] Daigo
Of course I'm having trouble.
[12:00] Daigo
Th-The thought of even
talking to Young Desu—
[12:02] Daigo
The thought of even talking
to her terrifies me!
[12:05] Daigo
But this is all for the sake of world peace!
SIGN Desperation
[12:10] Daigo
As the person in charge of personnel
scouting for a hero organization,
[12:13] Daigo
I cannot simply neglect to pursue her talent!
[12:17] Fudo
Desumi-san... part of Gelato 5?
[12:19] Desumi
I'm Black Gelato! Nice to work with you!
[12:22] Desumi (Echo)
Black Gelato!
SIGN Oh so cute
[12:23] Fudo
Oh so cute!
[12:25] Daigo
Fudo!
[12:26] Daigo
First, I need to learn more about her.
[12:28] Daigo
Come with me.
[12:30] Fudo
I think...
[12:32] Fudo
this might end up being
more trouble than expected.
[12:37] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
SIGN Gusco
[12:51] Fudo
N-Now, Daigo-san.
[12:53] Fudo
Allow me to officially introduce...
[12:55] Fudo
Desumi-san.
[12:57] Desumi
It's been so long, Daigo-niichan!
[13:00] Desumi
How ya been?
[13:02] Daigo
Fine.
[13:03] Daigo
You appear to be well, as well.
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
[13:07] narrator
Allow me to explain!
[13:08] narrator
Desumi-phobic Green Gelato,
A.K.A. Daigo Todoroki,
[13:12] narrator
has decided to risk life and
limb to scout Desumi as a hero!
[13:18] Desumi
That sure was some surprise!
[13:20] Desumi
I never thought you'd turn out
to be a member of Gelato 5!
[13:24] Desumi
I didn't recognize you at
the barbecue at all, either!
[13:27] Desumi
It's gotta be 'cause you
changed your last name, huh?
[13:30] Desumi
Boy, that takes me back!
[13:32] Desumi
I can't forget those days
we spent trainin' together.
[13:35] Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
[13:37] Daigo
I-Indeed.
[13:40] Desumi
I know!
[13:42] Desumi
You oughta train me again,
just like old times!
[13:46] Desumi
I think I've maybe even grown a
little bit stronger since then!
[13:50] Daigo
A-Actually...
[13:52] Fudo
Come on now, Desumi-san.
[13:54] Fudo
Daigo-san is a busy man.
[13:56] Fudo
You mustn't make demands on his time.
[13:58] Daigo
Fudo...
SIGN Relief
[14:00] Desumi
That's true.
SIGN Disappointment...
[14:01] Desumi
I was just so surprised to see you again...
[14:03] Desumi
I'm sorry for getting carried way.
[14:06] Fudo
Do you think you could do it after all?
[14:08] Daigo
Fudo!
[14:09] Desumi
That's it!
[14:11] Desumi
I'll get something from the drink bar!
[14:16] Fudo
Are you all right, Daigo-san?
[14:19] Daigo
Trauma isn't something you
can shrug off so easily.
[14:23] Daigo
Are you really dating?
[14:28] Daigo
She isn't coercing you, is she?
[14:31] Daigo
She's not threatening to kill you
if you don't go out with her?
[14:34] Fudo
You're making me angry, Daigo-san.
[14:36] Fudo
You can trust in one thing:
[14:39] Fudo
I truly, truly love Desumi-san.
[14:50] Desumi
Y-You're making me blush, Fudo.
[14:53] Fudo
Y-You heard that, Desumi-san?
[14:56] Desumi
Th-That green tea cake looks delicious.
[15:01] Fudo
Would you like a bite?
[15:03] Desumi
Aah...
SIGN Twitch
[15:07] Desumi
H-Hang on a minute!
[15:09] Desumi
It's too soon for us to do such things!
[15:11] Desumi
That would be an indirect kiss, remember?!
[15:14] Fudo
You're so bashful, Desumi-san!
[15:17] Daigo
Perhaps it's time to get down to business.
[15:19] Desumi
Oh, right...
[15:21] Desumi
You were wantin' somethin'
from me, right, Daigo-niichan?
[15:25] Daigo
Desumi Magahara...
[15:27] Daigo
I've come here to scout you for Gelato 5.
[15:33] Daigo
The power you possess
should be used for justice.
[15:37] Desumi
Me? A member of Gelato 5?
[15:40] Fudo
Daigo-san. About that...
[15:45] Desumi
If I was...
[15:48] Desumi
Could we be together all the time, then?
SIGN Hee hee hee...
SIGN Scoop!!
Red & Black
SIGN Announce Their Relationship!!
[15:56] Desumi
And not only that!
[15:58] Desumi
We could date in public,
without fear of scandal!
[16:04] Daigo
What do you say, Young Desu?
[16:18] Desumi
I'm sorry, Daigo-niichan.
[16:21] Desumi
I would love to accept your offer,
[16:22] Desumi
but I just can't.
[16:24] Daigo
Why not?
[16:25] Daigo
What objections could you have?
SIGN Gelato 5
New Employee Guide
You Could Be the Sixth!
[16:27] Daigo
We offer paid vacation.
[16:30] Desumi
I'm more than happy where I am.
[16:33] Desumi
I think bein' any happier would
earn me some karmic retribution.
[16:37] Desumi
Besides, I've got my hands full with Gekko—
[16:41] Fudo
With get-going to school every day, she said!
[16:44] Fudo
Right, Desumi-san?
[16:46] Desumi
That's right!
[16:47] Desumi
I can't say that, not even to Daigo-niichan!
[16:50] Desumi
I'm sorry, Fudo.
[16:52] Desumi
I was careless.
[16:53] Fudo
Yes. We should both be careful.
[16:56] Fudo
B-But...
[16:58] Fudo
Her lips are so soft!
SIGN Blush
SIGN Gelato 5 New Employee Guide
You Could Be the Sixth!
Generous Benefits
SIGN bap bap
SIGN bap bap
[17:11] Daigo
What in the world am I
being forced to look at?
[17:15] Daigo
Is this truly Desumi Magahara, the girl
once feared as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori?
[17:23] Daigo
Back when I knew you,
[17:24] Daigo
you always seemed lonely, and somehow bored.
[17:28] Daigo
You had the air of a woman
isolated by her supremacy.
[17:33] Desumi
Say, "Aah"!
[17:33] Daigo
Quite frankly...
[17:34] Daigo
I sense none of that air of invincibility
you projected back in the day.
[17:39] Fudo
Aah...
[17:41] Daigo
Love has made you weak!
SIGN Desumi
[17:46] Daigo
And in that time, I have continued
training via my battles against evil.
[17:53] Daigo
That's right, Daigo Todoroki!
[17:56] Daigo
What need is there to fear her now?
[17:58] Daigo
You can win!
[18:00] Daigo
Now is the time to defeat Young Desu,
[18:02] Daigo
and conquer your trauma!
[18:05] Fudo
Daigo-san?
[18:07] Daigo
Step out with me, Young Desu.
[18:09] Daigo
I shall fight you, as you wished.
[18:18] Fudo
Daigo-san...
[18:20] Fudo
Why do you have to fight Desumi-san?
[18:22] Daigo
Silence, Fudo.
[18:24] Daigo
Are you ready, Young Desu?
[18:26] Daigo
If you defeat me in this match, I'll give
up on scouting you for our team.
[18:30] Desumi
That's not fair!
[18:31] Desumi
There's no way I could possibly defeat you!
[18:33] Daigo
And... If I win...
[18:37] Daigo
You will give up on your
relationship with Fudo,
[18:40] Daigo
and join Gelato 5.
[18:44] Desumi
Give up on my relationship with Fudo?
[18:46] Daigo
Yes.
[18:47] Daigo
Because workplace relationships
are forbidden.
[18:58] Desumi
Shoulda told me you had a rule like that.
[19:05] Desumi
If that's what you're tellin' me...
[19:07] Desumi
This is one battle I can't afford to lose.
SIGN Terror
[19:12] Narrator
Suddenly and unconsciously,
[19:14] Narrator
Daigo Todoroki activated
his suit's transformation!
[19:15] Changer
Five!
[19:19] Narrator
The result:
[19:20] Narrator
He just barely escaped with his life!
[19:24] Fudo
Are you all right, Daigo-san?!
[19:27] Desumi
You went easy on me again.
[19:31] Daigo
Even after I transformed,
you still think that?
[19:34] Fudo
I wanted to stop her,
[19:36] Fudo
but I found myself entranced
by her beautiful moves!
[19:40] Daigo
And you're always so honest.
[19:44] Daigo
What in the world kind of couple is this?
[19:48] Daigo
How terrifying...
[19:48] Daigo (Echo)
How terrifying...
[19:51] Daigo
It's a reunion with my pupil
after so long, after all.
[19:55] Daigo
I wanted to give you a win.
[19:59] Daigo
And who in the world am I, saying all this?
[20:04] Daigo
Never mind.
[20:06] Daigo
For now, we'll say it's my defeat.
[20:11] Daigo
But, Young Desu...
[20:12] Daigo
Promise me one thing.
[20:16] Daigo
There are many forces out there that
would seek out power like yours.
[20:21] Daigo
If you are to join one of them,
see that it is not Gekko.
[20:35] Desumi
It really is a problem.
[20:37] Desumi
Does your whole organization
just assume we're a couple?
[20:42] Fudo
Yeah... Misaki-neesan is
spreading the rumor everywhere.
[20:46] Misaki
They're totally dating!
[20:50] Desumi
We have been a little too comfortable lately.
[20:53] Desumi
Maybe we need to put some barriers back up.
[20:56] Desumi
No more PDA, for one thing.
[20:58] Fudo
R-Right.
[21:01] Fudo
You're right, Desumi-san.
SIGN Grin Grin
[21:07] Fudo
What is it?
[21:09] Desumi
You're a little upset about that, huh?
[21:13] Fudo
I-I'm just being serious!
[21:15] Fudo
Don't tease—
SIGN Squeeze
[21:21] Fudo
Wh-What are you doing?
[21:22] Desumi
For instance, if I ever try
to do something like this...
[21:25] Desumi
Don't be afraid to push me off, okay?
[21:28] Fudo
Oh... Oh so cute!
SIGN Oh so cute
SIGN Crash
[23:22] Fudo
Daigo-san!
[23:26] Daigo
N-N-Next...
[23:29] Daigo
Next time: "Everybody Has a Secret or Two"!
SIGN Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
[23:33] Daigo
See you then.
[23:36] Fudo
Daigo-san!