E11 - What’s the Point of Getting Closer?

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:04] Drone
    Now!
[00:05] Drone
    All forces, charge!
[00:07] Combatants
    Kii!
[00:09] Blue
    They're coming!
[00:10] Blue
    Don't let your guard down, everyone!
[00:13] Blue
    Wh-What the—
[00:14] Blue
    My Swordgun broke?!
[00:16] Pink
    Mine did, too!
[00:19] Blue
    Wow...
[00:24] Judgment
    Ha ha ha.
SIGN    Episode 11   What's the Point of Getting Closer?
[02:08] Beast
    What's with you, Reaper?
[02:10] Desumi
    Oh, well...
[02:11] Desumi
    I was just thinking, she's always by herself.
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Judgment Princess
    Ranran
[02:16] Beast
    Judgment, eh?
[02:17] Beast
    She's a perpetual loner who
    performs her missions in silence.
[02:20] Beast
    The ideal Gekko soldier.
[02:22] Steel
    Although when she removes her mask,
    she has quite a charming appearance.
[02:26] Desumi
    Yeah, yeah!
[02:27] Desumi
    I'm gonna go talk to her!
[02:28] Beast
    C'mon, mind your own business already!
[02:33] Desumi
    Hey, Judgment!
[02:36] Desumi
    Want to eat with us?
[02:43] Judgment
    Another time, perhaps.
[02:52] Drone
    Sorry about that, Reaper-chan.
[02:55] Desumi
    Drone Rabbit-senpai...
[02:57] Drone
    You know she's part of
    my sixth squadron, right?
SIGN    Dish Return
    Leave no scraps behind! -—Bosslar
[03:00] Drone
    Our team specializes in covert
    operations and espionage,
[03:03] Drone
    so she's been trained specially
    in that since she joined Gekko.
[03:08] Drone
    Avoiding interpersonal
    relationships and such.
[03:11] Drone
    I've asked her to at least open
    up to her comrades, but...
[03:16] Desumi
    I had no idea.
[03:19] Combatant A
    You sounded great again today!
[03:21] Combatant B
    Thanks!
[03:24] Combatant A
    Greetings!
[03:25] Combatant B
    Judgment Princess!
[03:37] Desumi
    Hold it, Judgment!
[03:39] Desumi
    Here!
[03:45] Desumi
    And you'd better be there!
SIGN    Princess Series Strategy Meeting
SIGN    Tonight at 6
SIGN    Gekko Women's Dorm
SIGN    Reaper Princess's Room
SIGN    Bring Pajamas
[03:52] Judgment
    Strategy meeting?
[03:59] Kiki
    Hey, Reaper.
SIGN    Princess Series
    Pajama Takoyaki Sleepover
[04:01] Kiki
    You tricked us, damn it!
[04:03] Desumi
    Now, now.
[04:04] Kiki
    When I heard you were holding
    a strategy meeting,
[04:05] Kiki
    I thought it meant you were
    finally taking things seriously!
[04:08] Kyoko
    And yet, you still attended in pajamas.
[04:13] Kiki
    Shut up!
[04:14] Kiki
    But...
[04:16] Kiki
    When did you two get so chummy?
[04:19] Desumi
    I wish I could tell you!
[04:25] Kiki
    Knowing you, you set this up to get
    closer to Judgment Princess, right?
[04:30] Kiki
    But there's no way she's coming.
[04:33] Kiki
    Unlike you, she's a solitary warrior who—
[04:37] Desumi
    It's open! Come on in!
[04:50] Desumi
    Fudo... why?!
[04:52] Kiki
    H-Hey, you're...
[04:54] Kyoko
    Red Gelato?
[04:55] Kiki
    Going for a one-man raid, huh?!
[05:00] Desumi
    Wait a minute.
[05:02] Desumi
    Can it...
[05:03] Desumi
    Can it be...
[05:05] Kiki
    Fine by me! I'll take it from here!
[05:08] Desumi
    Wait, Beast! That's—
[05:15] Ranran
    Ha ha ha.
[05:16] Ranran
    It is I. Surprised?
[05:19] Ranran
    Though I admit, your perpetual
    combat readiness does impress.
[05:22] Ranran
    Did you see through my disguise, Reaper?
[05:26] Desumi
    First, he would never take his shoes 
    off in such a haphazard fashion.
[05:30] Desumi
    And your biceps brachii
    muscles were a bit too small.
[05:33] Ranran
    Impressive.
[05:34] Kiki
    That's the rival I know.
    She really does her research.
[05:48] Desumi
    Okay, it's ready!
[05:51] Both
    Let's eat!
[05:55] Kiki
    Hey, that's pretty tasty!
[05:57] Kyoko
    It's wonderful with cheese in, too!
[06:03] Ranran
    I was informed that this
    was a strategy meeting.
[06:06] Ranran
    What is its actual point?
[06:07] Kiki
    It's more like a friendly gathering.
[06:10] Kyoko
    The purpose is for all of us to get closer.
[06:14] Ranran
    What is the point of getting closer?
[06:17] Kiki
    Yeah, I totally get how you feel!
[06:20] Kiki
    But don't even bother.
[06:21] Kiki
    Reaper's pretty damned
    good at getting her way.
[06:24] Kiki
    Now that we're here,
    enjoying yourself is the only option.
[06:27] Kyoko
    And you do seem to be enjoying 
    yourself, Beast-san.
[06:30] Kiki
    A-Am not!
[06:32] Desumi
    Have some, Judgment!
[06:34] Desumi
    Is this your first time eating takoyaki?
[06:36] Desumi
    It's very good.
[06:49] Fudo
    Yes, it's quite delicious.
[06:51] Kiki
    You're gonna give me a heart attack!
[06:54] Ranran
    I'm sorry. I feel hesitant
    to express myself freely.
[06:57] Kiki
    That's no reason to retreat into a disguise!
[07:25] Desumi
    Now, one big sleepover staple
    is talking about romance!
[07:28] Kiki
    Do you ever talk about anything else?
[07:31] Kyoko
    But being in love can inspire you in work!
[07:34] Kiki
    The hell?
SIGN    Personal Achievements on the Rise
[07:37] Kiki
    I guess that is pretty convincing,
     coming from you.
[07:41] Ranran
    What is "being in love"?
[07:43] Ranran
    Is being in love beneficial?
[07:45] Desumi
    Oh, it's nothing but!
[07:48] Ranran
    Can you describe the effects
    of "being in love"?
[07:51] Desumi
    It makes every day feel joyous,
    like everything around you is shining!
[07:56] Ranran
    This suggests that you are
    currently in a state of love.
[08:00] Desumi
    W-Well... we're not talking
    about me right now.
[08:03] Ranran
    We are. You can't escape it.
[08:05] Ranran
    Who is it? Is it anybody I know?
[08:08] Desumi
    I-I'm not telling!
[08:09] Ranran
    Very well. I'll commence guessing.
[08:11] Ranran
    This one?
[08:12] Ranran
    This one?
[08:13] Ranran
    This one?
[08:15] Kiki
    There's no way it's Red, Judgment.
[08:19] Ranran
    I wonder...
[08:24] Kyoko
    You're blushing, Reaper-san.
[08:27] Desumi
    I-I think I turned the heater up too high.
[08:29] Desumi
    Boy, it's hot in here!
[08:33] Desumi
    O-Oh, I know!
[08:36] Desumi
    I've got presents!
[08:39] Desumi
    Here!
[08:43] Desumi
    To celebrate our new friendship!
[08:48] Ranran
    Then, we are friends?
[08:50] Desumi
    Yeah, totally!
[08:56] Desumi
    And I made one for each of you!
[08:58] Kiki
    Why in the world would you
    make this stuff, Reaper?
[09:02] Kyoko
    But of course, she is
    in the handicrafts club!
[09:31] Desumi
    Are you leaving, Judgment?
[09:35] Desumi
    Thank you for coming.
[09:39] Ranran
    Thank you for inviting me today.
[09:42] Ranran
    I never intended to get closer with you all.
[09:44] Ranran
    I intended to leave immediately.
[09:47] Ranran
    But I do believe that I enjoyed myself.
[09:52] Ranran
    Yes.
[09:56] Desumi
    Come see us again sometime, Judgment.
[10:03] Fudo
    You bet I will!
[10:11] Desumi
    Sh-She gave me a heart attack...
[10:26] Ranran
    Ha ha ha!
[10:36] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo.
[10:38] Desumi
    Are you really Fudo?
[10:40] Fudo
    What are you talking about, Desumi-sa—
[10:42] Fudo
    Hey! You're breaking my face!
[10:45] Fudo
    Desumi—
SIGN    Rip
[10:47] Fudo
    Wh-What are you doing, Desumi-san?!
[10:51] Desumi
    I... I'm sorry, Fudo.
[10:55] Desumi
    Love After World Domination.
[11:10] Culverin
    You fell for my trap, heroes!
[11:12] Culverin
    Here on this snowy mountain,
    you can't even move!
[11:15] Blue
    Isn't the same true for you?
[11:17] Culverin
    No way...
[11:18] Culverin
    He's right!
[11:19] Culverin
    Anyway, go, Gekko soldiers!
[11:26] Culverin
    I said, go!
SIGN    Mt. Takao Summit
[11:38] Fudo
    Your coffee really is
    truly exceptional, Desumi-san.
[11:41] Desumi
    You old kidder!
[11:43] Fudo
    The truth is, Desumi-san...
[11:44] Fudo
    I have big news today.
[11:47] Fudo
    At last, the book I worked so
    hard on has been published!
SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
    A Treatise
    By Fudo Aikawa
[11:52] Fudo
    Here it is!
[11:55] Desumi
    That's incredible!
[11:56] Desumi
    Well done, Fudo!
[11:57] Fudo
    To celebrate it going on sale,
[11:59] Fudo
    I'm going to have a signing
    at the bookstore tomorrow.
[12:02] Desumi
    A signing?
[12:03] Fudo
    Would you stop by if you
    have time, Desumi-san?
[12:06] Desumi
    Of course I'll be there!
[12:08] Desumi
    Even if it kills me!
SIGN    The
    Next
     Day
SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
    A Treatise
    By Fudo Aikawa
[12:16] friend A
    Desumi. Desumi!
[12:19] friend A
    C'mon, Desumi! Don't ignore me!
[12:21] Friend B
    You want to go to a movie after school?
[12:24] Desumi
    I'll pass for today. I've
    got a signing to go to.
[12:27] Friend B
    A signing?
[12:28] Friend A
    For this book?
[12:30] Friend B
    That book looks weird!
[12:32] Desumi
    Regardless, it's important to me!
[12:35] Desumi
    We'll go out another time.
[12:37] Friend B
    You're bright red, though.
[12:39] Desumi
    Well, I wouldn't say that...
[12:41] friend A
    No, you're seriously red.
[12:43] friend A
    Are you sure you don't have a fever?
[12:45] Desumi
    A-Actually...
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
[12:47] Desumi
    I am feeling a little... dizzy...
[12:56] friend B
    Hey... Desumi?!
[13:00] Friend A
    Wh-What are you doing?
[13:02] Desumi
    Got to get... to the signing...
[13:06] friend A
    In your condition?!
[13:08] Friend B
    It could kill you!
[13:10] Friend A
    Come on, get real.
[13:11] Friend B
    Let's get you to the nurse's office.
[13:13] Desumi
    I did spend the whole
    day on a snowy mountain,
[13:16] Desumi
    but I was in a snow hut, at least...
[13:19] friend B
    That's what you do for fun?!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[13:30] Kira
    I sense... illness.
[13:34] Friend A
    Sanzugawa-sensei, she's got a fever.
[13:38] Kira
    Oh, poor thing!
[13:41] Desumi
    Blood Princess...
[13:44] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[13:45] Narrator
    As revealed in the previous
    episode's signs,
[13:48] Narrator
    Nurse Sanzugawa is actually
    Desumi's colleague, Blood Princess!
[13:54] Kira
    Just leave her to me.
[13:56] Desumi
    No... I have to get to the signing...
[14:03] Friend A
    Thanks for taking her!
[14:05] Kira
    Take care, dears!
[14:07] Friend A
    Did Sanzugawa-sensei seem weirdly
    happy about this to you?
[14:11] Friend B
    Oh, come on!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[14:26] Desumi
    Fudo...
SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
    A Treatise
    Now Available
    Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
[14:55] Desumi
    A chain?
[14:57] Kira
    How are you feeling?
[15:00] Desumi
    Blood?
[15:02] Kira
    Don't worry. You're safe now.
[15:04] Kira
    Now, let's get you changed,
[15:08] Kira
    Reaper-chan.
[15:10] Desumi
    Have to get to... book signing...
[15:15] Desumi
    What are you doing?!
[15:17] Kira
    Come, now, let's wipe off that sweat.
[15:20] Desumi
    Cut it out!
[15:22] Kira
    Someone as strong as you is rarely injured,
[15:25] Kira
    so this is the first time I've
    been able to attend to you.
[15:28] Kira
    Now, dearie, let Mommy look after you.
[15:33] Desumi
    Please go away!
[15:36] Kiki
    Hey, Desumi!
[15:37] Kiki
    About our part-time job today…
[15:41] Kiki
    Huh? She's not here?
[15:43] Friend B
    Desumi caught a cold.
[15:46] Friend B
    She's probably still sleeping
    in the nurse's office.
[15:48] Kiki
    What?!
[15:49] Kyoko
    Desumi-san caught a cold?
[15:51] Kyoko
    How unusual...
[15:52] Kiki
    That's not good.
[15:54] Kyoko
    What is it?
[15:55] Kiki
    I left myself in Blood's care once before.
[16:00] (Flashback) Kiki
    Sorry, Blood.
[16:01] (Flashback) Kiki
    Can I ask for some treatment?
[16:03] (Flashback) Blood
    Oh, most certainly.
[16:09] Kiki
    She treats anyone she
    looks after like a baby!
[16:16] Kiki
    Her motherly instincts are out of control!
[16:19] Kiki
    I managed to escape with my life,
[16:21] Kiki
    but Mommy almost brainwashed
    me in the process!
[16:24] Kyoko
    Perhaps she succeeded?
[16:26] Kyoko
    You just called her "Mommy."
[16:28] Kiki
    Even if she is my rival, Reaper is my friend!
[16:31] Kiki
    I have to save her from that hell!
[16:34] Kyoko
    Do you think you can beat her?
[16:36] Kiki
    Yeah, when she sees someone
    who's sick, she loses all judgment.
[16:39] Kiki
    We'll pretend to be sick to get close to her,
[16:42] Kiki
    and when she lets her guard down,
     we'll give her a pounding!
[16:45] Kiki
    I haven't forgotten what you put me through.
[16:47] Kiki
    Listen up, Mommy! I'm about
     to traumatize you!
[16:51] Kiki
    Stay safe until we get there, Reaper!
[16:56] Desumi
    Blood... what is going on?
[17:00] Kira
    Now, now, dearie.
[17:01] Kira
    It's "Mommy," not "Blood."
[17:04] Kira
    Here you are, sweetie, some nice porridge.
[17:09] Kira
    Oh, look at you! You're chewing so good!
[17:12] Kira
    Is it tasty?
[17:15] Kira
    My sweetie little girl!
[17:21] Desumi
    Not good...
[17:22] Desumi
    The signing's about to start...
[17:26] Blood
    Oh, darling dear. Are we sleepy?
[17:30] Blood
    There, there. Mommy's here for nappy-time.
[17:35] Blood
    Now, she'll read for you from
    her original picture book...
SIGN     Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
SIGN     Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
SIGN    Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
SIGN    Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
[17:43] Blood
    "Long, long ago, in a far-away land,
[17:46] Blood
    there was a strong, brave,
[17:50] Blood
    and occasionally very silly
    little boy named Bosslar-kun..."
SIGN    Momotaro
[17:55] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother
    "The old man went to the
    mountains to gather wood,
[17:58] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother
    while the old woman went to
    the river to do the washing..."
[18:05] Desumi
    Mommy...
[18:09] Kiki
    Desumi!
[18:09] Kyoko
    Desumi-san!
[18:12] Kira
    Keep your voices down, girls.
[18:15] Kira
    The baby just got to sleep.
[18:20] Kiki
    Not good!
[18:21] Kiki
    She's gotten pretty far along...
[18:23] Kira
    Are the two of you under the weather as well?
[18:28] Kiki
    Y-Yeah, my stomach hurts...
[18:32] Kyoko
    And I have a bit of a cough!
[18:34] Kira
    How awful!
[18:35] Kira
    Let me look after you!
[18:38] Kiki
    She fell for it!
[18:39] Kira
    Click!
[18:51] Kiki
    Ow, ow...
[18:52] Kiki
    Where are we?
SIGN    Special Nurse's Office
[18:55] Both
    "Special nurse's office"?
[19:11] Kira
    We don't have enough beds
    up there, so I'll treat you here!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[19:44] Fudo
    Th-This is... Desumi-san's...
[19:49] Fudo
    Are you all right, Desumi-san?
[19:51] Fudo
    You weren't answering your
    phone, so I went looking...
[19:57] Fudo
    Wh-Why is she sleeping like this?
[20:01] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[20:06] Desumi
    Read it again...
[20:10] Fudo
    R-Read... it?
[20:13] Desumi
    Yeah... Yeah...
[20:19] Fudo
    Then I shall.
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[20:22] Fudo
    "And in this writer's humble opinion,
    the strongest insect is...
[20:26] Fudo
    Of course, the ant!
[20:28] Fudo
    Because the ant can lift several
    times its own weight with its jaws—"
[20:35] Desumi
    Fudo?
[20:36] Fudo
    You're up, Desumi-san?
[20:38] Desumi
    Why are you—
[20:41] Desumi
    I-It's not like that, Fudo!
[20:44] Desumi
    I was... delirious with a fever...
[20:46] Fudo
    What? You have a fever, Desumi-san?!
[20:48] Fudo
    That's awful!
[20:53] Desumi
    Don't do that out of the blue!
    You're making the fever worse!
[20:55] Fudo
    S-Sorry, I wasn't thinking...
[20:58] Desumi
    What about the signing?
[21:00] Desumi
    You didn't slip out, did you?
[21:02] Fudo
    Well, actually...
SIGN    Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
[21:08] Fudo
    We didn't get a single customer.
[21:12] Desumi
    R-Really?
[21:15] Desumi
    Does that mean I get the first autograph?
[21:24] Fudo
    Yes, of course!
[21:27] Kira
    "And so, they lived happily
    ever after together."
[21:34] Kira
    Isn't that lovely?
[21:37] Kyoko
    Goo-goo...
[21:38] Kiki
    Mommy...
[21:41] Fudo
    Did you hear someone reading aloud just now?
[21:44] Desumi
    I didn't.
[21:45] Desumi
    It's probably in your head!
SIGN    Fudo Aikawa
[23:21] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[23:22] Desumi
    Fudo...
[23:23] Fudo
    Desumi-san.
[23:24] Desumi
    Fudo.
[23:25] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[23:26] Desumi
    Fudo!
[23:28] Fudo
    Desumi-san!!
[23:29] Desumi
    Fudo!!
SIGN    Episode 12  Eternal Rivals
[23:33] Fudo's Mom
    Next time, the final episode: "Eternal Rivals"!
[23:37] Fudo & Desumi
    See you then!