Love After World Domination It’s love at first sight for Fudo and Desumi, except it was during a battle of life and death. Fudo, leader of the hero squad Gelato 5, and Desumi, the Death Queen of the evil society Gekko, have found themselves caught in a forbidden love—and it’s their first relationship! Moving in secrecy, they live holding hands with one weapon in the other, finding out what’s truly fair in love and war. Season 1 E1 - I Love You! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] desumi     Hey... Fudo. [00:11] fudo     Yeah? [00:12] desumi     Do you think... maybe... [00:14] fudo     Hey, look at that! [00:16] desumi     I b-baked the cookies this morning. [00:20] desumi     I don't know if you'll like them, but... [00:30] fudo     They're shockingly delicious! [00:32] desumi     Really? [00:34] desumi     I'm so glad. [00:43] desumi     Fudo? What's the matter? [00:46] fudo     Just... [00:48] fudo     On a day with the perfect date weather, [00:50] fudo     eating sweet things made by     the person I love the most... [00:54] fudo     Desumi-san... [00:56] fudo     I'm the luckiest man in the universe. [00:59] desumi     You just love to exaggerate. [01:54] desumi     Ah, Desumi-san... [01:56] desumi     You are beautiful. [01:58] desumi     I could look at you for hours. [02:00] desumi     Stare... [02:03] desumi     C'mon, don't stare! [02:06] desumi     You're not even blinking! [02:08] desumi     But don't get the wrong idea! [02:10] desumi     It's not that I don't like it. [02:14] desumi     I'm just not... used to it. [02:18] fudo     Oh so cute... SIGN    Oh so cute... [02:20] fudo     Desumi-san... [02:22] fudo     I have a serious favor to ask you. [02:24] desumi     A favor? [02:31] fudo     According to the specialist     texts I consulted on the topic, [02:33] fudo     couples are supposed to hold hands. [02:37] fudo     Do you think we could try it? [02:40] desumi     H-Hold hands? Us? [02:57] desumi     I can't do it! [02:58] desumi     It's just too soon for us! [03:00] fudo     Desumi-san! [03:01] desumi     I said I can't do it! [03:02] fudo     But... [03:03] desumi     T-Think about it, Fudo! [03:05] desumi     This is only our third-ever date! [03:08] desumi     It's premature! [03:09] fudo     Statistics suggest that hand-holding tends     to happen on the second or third date! [03:13] desumi     The average couple is incredible! [03:45] blue     You okay up here, Red?! SIGN    Allow me to explain! [03:50] narrator     Allow me to explain! SIGN    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 [03:52] narrator     Freezing Sentai Gelato     5's leader, Red Gelato, SIGN    Aikawa SIGN    Fudo [03:57] narrator     a.k.a. Fudo Aikawa... SIGN    Secret Society Gekko [03:59] narrator     and leader of combatants     for Secret Society Gekko, [04:03] narrator     the Reaper Princess, a.k.a. Desumi Magahara... SIGN    Desumi Magahara [04:07] narrator     have climbed the insurmountable wall     that stands between their organizations [04:11] narrator     to engage in a taboo relationship! SIGN    Episode 1 I Love You! [05:48] blue     What an intense battle! [05:50] blue     I don't think there's     anything I can do to help. [05:52] blue     I'm leaving this to you, Red! [05:59] fudo     Desumi-san... [06:00] fudo     We're holding hands right now. [06:07] desumi     Y-You mean... we did it? [06:10] fudo     We did! [06:12] desumi     Isn't it wonderful, Fudo? [06:18] desumi     And doing it with interlocked     fingers like we did [06:21] desumi     is apparently a very advanced act! [06:25] desumi     It's a day worth remembering—     the first time we held hands. [06:29] fudo     Desumi-san... [06:31] fudo     My first-ever girlfriend. SIGN    1 Week      Earlier [06:34] fudo     I'm so glad I worked up my courage that day! SIGN    Hero Sentai     Gelato 5 Headquarters SIGN    Red Gelato     Fudo Aikawa [06:51] (Flashback) haru     Good morning, Fudo-senpai! [06:54] (Flashback) fudo     Hey. Morning, Haru-kun. SIGN    Pink Gelato     Haru Arisugawa [06:56] (Flashback) haru     You can use this, if you like. [06:58] (Flashback) fudo     Thanks, I appreciate it. [07:00] (Flashback) haru     It's nothing, really. [07:01] (Flashback) haru     But I guess it's almost time     for the meeting, right? [07:03] (Flashback) haru     Want to walk there together? SIGN    Refreshing! Goes down easy! SIGN    For building ideal muscles          Protein 98.5% SIGN    The Rich Flavor          100% Real Milk SIGN    Delicious Milk [07:05] (Flashback) fudo     Sure thing. [07:07] (Flashback) hayato     C'mon, don't be shy! [07:09] (Flashback) hayato     A date with me is all     the excitement you need! [07:12] female staffer     Actually... I'm rather busy... [07:13] (Flashback) haru     Hayato-san's at it again. SIGN    Blue Gelato     Hayato Ojino [07:16] (Flashback) hayato     Where should we go? [07:17] (Flashback) hayato     Karaoke? A club? [07:19] female staffer     Excuse me, I have to... [07:19] (Flashback) hayato     Just don't fall in love too fast     when you see me on the dance floor! [07:22] (Flashback) hayato     Just leave it all to me. [07:23] female staffer     Hey! [07:24] (Flashback) hayato     Providing a cool escort for     an adorable little kitten [07:27] (Flashback) hayato     is my form of justi— [07:31] (Flashback) hayato     She knows she wants me. [07:37] misaki     Look at you, right on time! SIGN    Yellow Gelato     Misaki Jinguji SIGN    Green Gelato     Daigo Todoroki [07:40] (Flashback) daigo     It seems we're all here. [07:43] (Flashback) fudo     All right! [07:52] professor     Good morning, Gelato 5! SIGN    Gelato 5 Commander     Professor Big Gelato [07:55] (Flashback) fudo     Good morning, sir! [07:57] (Flashback) misaki     Morning! [07:58] (Flashback) hayato     Mornin'! [07:59] (Flashback) haru     Good morning! [08:01] (Flashback) daigo     Professor, the package you requested. [08:03] (Flashback) professor     It's appreciated as always, Daigo-kun. [08:07] (Flashback) professor     What a fine smell! [08:10] (Flashback) misaki     Croissants! [08:11] (Flashback) misaki     Hey, can I have some too? [08:13] (Flashback) professor     Of course you can! [08:15] (Flashback) professor     Feel free to help yourselves while I talk! [08:22] (Flashback) fudo     Reaper Princess... [08:25] (Flashback) professor     A powerful Gekko combatant who began     appearing roughly six months ago. [08:31] (Flashback) professor     As you all know, Gekko is a secret     society plotting world domination. [08:36] (Flashback) professor     But the appearance of the Reaper Princess has     made them more formidable than ever. [08:41] (Flashback) professor     I want you all to engage her with caution! [08:47] base announcer     Secret Society Gekko appearance detected. [08:50] base announcer     Gelato 5, move out at once. [08:54] (Flashback) professor     Gelato 5, move out! [09:00] (Flashback) man     Help! SIGN    Princess Series     Reaper Princess SIGN    Gekko Monster     Culverin Bear SIGN    Moonlight      Soldiers [09:09] culverin     Cower in fear, pathetic humans! [09:13] (Flashback) boy A     It's Gekko! [09:14] (Flashback) boy B     Man, Culverin Bear is huge! [09:17] (Flashback) fudo     That's enough of that! [09:19] (Flashback) culverin     There you are! [09:21] (Flashback) boys     They're here! [09:29] (Flashback) gelato 5     Freezing Change! [09:32] changer     Five! [09:33] changer     Four! [09:35] changer     Three! [09:36] changer     Two! [09:38] changer     One! [09:39] changer     Change Gelato! [09:56] (Flashback) red     The aroma of strawberry,     the flavor of justice! [09:59] (Flashback) red     Red Gelato! [10:02] (Flashback) blue     The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage! [10:06] (Flashback) blue     Blue Gelato! [10:08] (Flashback) yellow     The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life! [10:12] (Flashback) yellow     Yellow Gelato! [10:15] (Flashback) pink     The aroma of peach, the flavor of love! [10:18] (Flashback) pink     Pink Gelato! [10:21] (Flashback) green     The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace! [10:25] (Flashback) green     Green Gelato! [10:28] (Flashback) gelato 5     Together, we are... [10:29] (Flashback) gelato 5     Freezing Sentai Gelato 5! [10:35] (Flashback) red     Underestimate us on pain of fire! [10:37] (Flashback) culverin     We'll have our revenge at last! [10:40] (Flashback) culverin     Get them! [10:46] (Flashback) red     Sweet Berry Impact! [10:53] (Flashback) yellow     Megaton Lemon Crush! [11:01] (Flashback) pink     Sky Peach Rain! [11:09] (Flashback) green     Vacuum Pistachio Strike! [11:18] (Flashback) blue     Twin Soda Slash! [11:22] (Flashback) boys     Heroes rock! [11:26] (Flashback) culverin     Impressive as ever, Gelato 5! [11:29] (Flashback) culverin     But the rest won't be so easy! [11:55] (Flashback) red     The rest of you, handle Culverin Bear! [11:57] (Flashback) red     I'll take the Reaper Princess! [12:00] (Flashback) red     Let's go! [12:01] (Flashback) others     Right! [12:39] (Flashback) culverin     Retreat! [12:40] (Flashback) culverin     Let's call it off for now! [12:43] (Flashback) culverin     B-But I'll get you next time! [12:48] (Flashback) reaper     I've never met someone who     could keep up with me before. [12:55] (Flashback) reaper     Perhaps this is what they call destiny. [12:59] (Flashback) reaper     We'll meet again... Red Gelato. [13:14] (Flashback) professor     Lick, lick... [13:15] professor     Fighting in the morning,     training in the afternoon? [13:19] professor     He's a role model for all heroes     with a work ethic like that. [13:51] (Flashback) professor     What's going on in your life, boy? [13:55] (Flashback) professor     Don't you do anything but bodybuilding? [14:00] (Flashback) fudo     There's something on my mind. [14:03] (Flashback) professor     Oh? [14:04] professor     Knowing Fudo-kun, [14:06] professor     he's probably mulling over issues of world     peace, or perhaps the nature of justice. [14:10] (Flashback) fudo     I was thinking about the woman I love. [14:13] professor     What?! [14:15] (Flashback) professor     F-Fudo-kun! [14:17] (Flashback) professor     Y-You've developed a crush?! [14:20] (Flashback) fudo     It was love at first sight. [14:22] (Flashback) fudo     I've never been in love before now! [14:24] (Flashback) professor     H-Have you told her how you feel? [14:27] (Flashback) fudo     Of course not. [14:28] (Flashback) fudo     I'm a hero. [14:30] (Flashback) fudo     She and I live in two different wo— [14:33] (Flashback) professor     Fool! [14:35] (Flashback) fudo     P-Professor? [14:36] (Flashback) professor     What's there to say a     hero can't fall in love? [14:39] (Flashback) professor     You're as human as the rest of us! [14:41] (Flashback) professor     You must tell her how you feel at once! [14:43] (Flashback) fudo     But... [14:44] (Flashback) professor     That's an order! [14:46] (Flashback) fudo     Are you sure, Professor?! [14:49] (Flashback) professor     Love will bring you to the     next stage of your life! [14:52] (Flashback) professor     I'll take responsibility     for whatever happens! [14:56] (Flashback) fudo     Very well, sir! [14:58] (Flashback) fudo     I'm off! [15:01] professor     I always thought his single-minded     focus on bodybuilding was sad, [15:05] professor     but it's good to see he's     a red-blooded young man! [15:08] professor     But what kind of woman could it     be, who's stolen Fudo-kun's heart? [15:14] professor     Could it be a nurse, perhaps? [15:16] professor     I've a fondness for nurses myself! [15:29] (Flashback) desumi     I was surprised by your invitation     to this little tête-à-tête, Red. [15:35] (Flashback) desumi     But you don't have to explain... [15:39] (Flashback) desumi     You want to pick up where we left off, right? [15:41] (Flashback) desumi     I was hoping to settle things myself! [15:54] (Flashback) desumi     What is it? [16:03] (Flashback) fudo     I love you! [16:04] (Flashback) desumi     Wha? SIGN    Clink... [16:08] desumi     Love After World Domination! [16:13] (Flashback) fudo     I love you! [16:14] (Flashback) fudo     I love you! [16:15] (Flashback) fudo     I love you! [16:17] (Flashback) fudo     I love you! [16:19] (Flashback) fudo     From the moment we first met... [16:22] (Flashback) fudo     I've loved you! [16:26] (Flashback) fudo     I just wanted to tell you— [16:27] (Flashback) desumi     Now hang on a second! [16:29] (Flashback) desumi     Are you nuts? [16:29] (Flashback) desumi     We're mortal enemies, remember?! [16:31] (Flashback) fudo     I'm perfectly sane! [16:32] (Flashback) desumi     Did you hit your head somewhere? [16:33] (Flashback) fudo     Don't worry. [16:34] (Flashback) fudo     I got Professor Big Gelato's permission. [16:36] (Flashback) desumi     Exactly, there's no way he'd permit— [16:39] (Flashback) desumi     What?! [16:41] (Flashback) desumi     Of course... I see your game now. [16:46] (Flashback) desumi     You know I've had no experience with such     things... and you're teasing me about it. [16:51] (Flashback) desumi     How humiliating! [16:53] fudo     Squee... SIGN    squee [16:54] (Flashback) desumi     Using that as a pretext     to throw me off my game... [16:59] (Flashback) desumi     I'm disappointed in you, Red! [17:01] (Flashback) fudo     No, I swear— [17:04] (Flashback) desumi     You'll pay for this, fiend! [17:06] (Flashback) fudo     It's not like that, Desumi-san! [17:08] (Flashback) desumi     I haven't given you     permission to use my name! [17:11] (Flashback) desumi     No man could possibly ever love me! [17:17] (Flashback) desumi     I'm the kind of woman... [17:19] (Flashback) desumi     whose comrades spread rumors that     my favorite food is raw bear meat! [17:24] (Flashback) fudo     It's not! Your favorite foods     are pancakes and pasta! [17:27] (Flashback) desumi     How would you know that, creep?! [17:32] (Flashback) desumi     They also say that I drink     the blood of wild boars! [17:34] (Flashback) fudo     No! You mainly drink green smoothies! [17:37] (Flashback) desumi     They say I wander the streets at     night seeking strong men to beat up! [17:41] (Flashback) fudo     At night, you do Pilates! [17:42] (Flashback) desumi     That I'm an alien killing machine! [17:54] (Flashback) fudo     You were born... [17:56] (Flashback) fudo     in Hakata! [17:58] (Flashback) desumi     How did you know all that?! SIGN    Desumi Magahara [18:00] sign     m 355 179 l 357 234 460 233 469 202 458 182 SIGN    1 like     I made mentaiko pasta     #homecooking     #wishIwasbetteratit SIGN         Comments [18:01] (Flashback) fudo     I looked through all your     social media accounts. SIGN    Hello there, it looks delicious [18:05] (Flashback) fudo     And those replies from "Proteinman"...     They're from me. SIGN    Hello there, it looks delicious [18:10] (Flashback) fudo     You're no killing machine. [18:13] (Flashback) fudo     You always do your nails up in a cute way, [18:15] (Flashback) fudo     you love your fancy accessories, [18:17] (Flashback) fudo     and you change up your perfume     based on how you feel that day. [18:20] (Flashback) fudo     You're as real as a girl can be. [18:23] (Flashback) desumi     Real girls don't wield flails. [18:26] (Flashback) fudo     Don't worry. I'll catch it. [18:28] (Flashback) desumi     B-But we're enemies! [18:31] (Flashback) fudo     I think we can work it out! [18:33] (Flashback) desumi     But... [18:36] (Flashback) fudo     Would you please be my girlfriend? [18:39] (Flashback) desumi     I-It's not possible— [18:41] (Flashback) fudo     Desumi-san, I mean this! [18:58] (Flashback) desumi     Fine. [19:05] (Flashback) desumi     I... I'm looking forward to it. [19:12] (Flashback) desumi     B-But just so you know, I don't know     anything about the mechanics of dating! [19:16] (Flashback) fudo     Don't worry. I don't know, either! SIGN    And now... [19:23] desumi     By the way, Fudo. [19:25] desumi     When I headed out this morning,     my cat did the funniest— [19:27] fudo     H-Hang on a minute. [19:29] fudo     You have a cat, Desumi-san? [19:31] desumi     Oh? You didn't know? [19:34] desumi     The great Fudo didn't even know I have a cat! [19:38] fudo     There's still so much I don't know. [19:41] desumi     I'll take pity on you, [19:42] desumi     and give you a special little peek! [19:46] desumi     Her name's Hellko! [19:47] desumi     Well? Isn't she a sweetie? [19:51] fudo     Desumi-san caught herself in the shot! [19:53] fudo     And it looks like she     just got out of the bath! [19:56] fudo     Can a man truly feel this much happiness? [20:00] desumi     Well, I know Hellko's pretty cute, [20:03] desumi     but you really do love to exaggerate! [20:05] fudo     It's hardly an exaggeration. [20:07] fudo     Just being with you really     makes me that happy. [20:11] desumi     I feel the same way. [20:15] desumi     But don't forget, Fudo. [20:18] desumi     We can't let anybody know about us. SIGN    Failure of Justice      Daily Hero (Extra)     Reaper Princess Steamy Love Red     Photos of their tryst in the middle of work!     No denial of the reports of their affair SIGN    It's true!     A Hero Dethroned!     An unprecedented scandal     Hero     Secret Society [20:23] desumi     If this comes out, we won't     be able to stay together. [20:26] desumi     It might even become national news! [20:30] fudo     I know that. [20:32] fudo     I'm not much of a secretive person, [20:34] fudo     but I will keep this secret! [20:36] desumi     Good. [20:38] desumi     But some day... [20:40] desumi     I hope the world becomes a place where     we can see each other, heads held high! [20:44] desumi     Right, Fudo? [20:48] fudo     Desumi-san! [20:50] fudo     I love you! [20:52] yellow     Red, we're done— SIGN    snap SIGN    Rumba of the Reaper [20:57] desumi     Rumba of the Reaper! [21:05] yellow     Hey! [21:05] yellow     R-Red, hang in there! [21:08] fudo     I-Impressive indeed, Reaper Princess! [21:13] fudo     I'll see that you pay for this... [21:16] fudo     Let us meet again... soon. [21:19] desumi     V-Very well! [21:21] desumi     I'll be ready and waiting! [21:22] desumi     Farewell, Fudo... Red! [21:25] desumi     I'll meet you, whenever you dare! [21:28] desumi     Perhaps the day after tomorrow? [21:32] yellow     You okay? [21:34] fudo     Yeah, I'm fine. SIGN    Allow me to explain! [21:36] narrator     Allow me to explain! [21:38] narrator     This is the story of a hero of justice [21:42] narrator     and a secret society's combatant [21:44] narrator     beginning their journey down     the road of forbidden love! SIGN    Preview [23:20] professor     Training again? A true inspiration! [23:23] professor     By the way, Fudo-kun... [23:24] professor     Speaking as the one who     pushed you to go for it, [23:27] professor     I was wondering... How'd the confession go? [23:30] professor     Oh? Maybe he's not listening? [23:32] professor     Fudo-kun?! [23:34] fudo     Next time on Love After World Domination: SIGN    Episode 2 The Truth About Dating [23:37] fudo     Episode 2: "The Truth About Dating"! E2 - The Truth About Dating Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Six Months Earlier [00:50] (Flashback) Desumi     You're tougher than the rumors     suggested, Red Gelato! SIGN    And Today [01:12] Reporter     Watch this, everyone! [01:13] Reporter     I'm currently looking down on the battle     raging between the Gelato 5 and Gekko. [01:19] Reporter     Look at this! The action is     too intense to turn away! [01:22] Reporter     These heroes are fighting     for the peace of our world! [01:26] Reporter     And now... [01:28] Reporter     Red Gelato and Reaper     Princess are facing off! [01:31] Reporter     It's a true battle between aces! SIGN    LIVE FROM THE SKIES ABOVE THE CITY [01:33] Boy A&B     Go! [01:35] Reporter     If you're watching this at home,     please join me in cheering for Red! [01:39] Red     I'll feint with a left hook,     leading into a right inside low kick. [01:43] Red     Watch for it! [01:45] Desumi     I'll block the low kick and     lead into a right high kick. [01:47] Desumi     You should duck! [01:49] Red     Understood! [01:57] Desumi     Impressive indeed, Red. [01:59] Red     Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess! [02:02] Reporter     Look at that!     They're heading off to have a duel! [02:08] Narrator     For those who missed the previous episode, SIGN    Allow me to explain! [02:10] Narrator     allow me to explain once more! [02:13] Narrator     Red Gelato of Freezing Sentai     Gelato 5, Fudo Aikawa, [02:16] Narrator     and combatant for Secret Society Gekko,     Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara, SIGN    T     H     E     Y          A     R     E SIGN    D          A          T          I          N          G          ! [02:23] Narrator     are dating! SIGN    Episode 2 The Truth About Dating [04:00] Fudo     By the way... Desumi-san. [04:02] Desumi     What is it, Fudo? [04:04] Fudo     We seem a bit further away     than usual, don't we? [04:07] Desumi     D-Do you think? [04:09] Desumi     This feels normal to me... [04:11] Fudo     It's really not! [04:12] Fudo     We're usually much— [04:13] Desumi     Stay back! Don't come any closer! SIGN    Rejected [04:16] Desumi     No, it's not like that! [04:19] Desumi     I just... I was really active today, so... [04:24] Desumi     I'm probably smelly. SIGN    Oh so cute... [04:27] Fudo     Oh so cute... [04:28] Desumi     So, I just... [04:31] Fudo     I swear never to leave you, Desumi-san, [04:34] Fudo     no matter how you may smell! [04:35] Desumi     Don't say it that way! [04:37] Desumi     Why are you so insensitive?! [04:38] Desumi     I'll just spend the rest of     the day looking this way. [04:51] Fudo     I've never known anyone so charming! [04:58] Desumi     Wh-What are you doing?! [05:00] Fudo     I love you, even when you're angry! [05:03] Desumi     H-Hey! [05:07] Desumi     Fine, whatever! [05:14] Desumi     Stop it, you jerk! [05:16] Desumi     You can't share the pictures     if you use a camera like that one. [05:19] Desumi     Use my smartphone. [05:25] Desumi     You have to scooch in more. SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump [05:33] Fudo     We-We're closer.. SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump [05:34] Desumi     We-We're so much closer... SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump [05:37] both     ...than we've ever been! SIGN    tha-thump SIGN    tha-thump [05:39] Fudo     The magic of the camera is a powerful thing! [05:42] Fudo     And... [05:44] Fudo     Just as I thought...     You smell wonderful, Desumi-san! [05:48] Desumi     Hey, eyes open! [05:50] Fudo     R-Right... [05:55] Yellow     Hey, Red! [05:57] Fudo     Not good! [06:00] Misaki     We're finished up over there! [06:02] Fudo     Did she see— [06:03] Misaki     Hey, you beat Reaper Princess! SIGN    Death... [06:06] Desumi     Death... [06:07] Misaki     Great job, Fudo! [06:09] Fudo     Nicely done, Desumi-san! [06:10] Fudo     We'd better get back fast! [06:12] Misaki     Not so fast! [06:14] Misaki     The TV station requested     an interview before we go! [06:17] Both     Interview?! [06:19] Reporter     Red-san! Could I have an interview? [06:27] Reporter     I'm here with some questions for Fudo Aikawa, [06:29] Reporter     high school student and     ever-reliable leader of Gelato 5. [06:35] Fudo     H-Hey there. [06:37] Fudo     I'm Fudo Aikawa! [06:38] Boys A/B     Red's on! [06:40] Reporter     It looks like you won your     duel with Reaper Princess, [06:43] Reporter     and kept the earth at peace once more! [06:46] Fudo     I-Indeed. [06:48] Reporter     I understand that Reaper Princess is an     extremely powerful and fearsome combatant. [06:53] Reporter     How do you feel about her, Red-san? [06:58] Fudo     How do I feel about her? [07:01] Fudo     Let me see... [07:03] Fudo     There's no one else like her! SIGN    Blush [07:07] Fudo     The day I first met her, [07:08] Fudo     my heart was pounding so fast,     I couldn't sleep that night! SIGN    Bluuush [07:11] Fudo     I sometimes spend an entire day     thinking of nothing but her! [07:18] Reporter     Did she move just now? [07:21] Fudo     J-Just your imagination! [07:22] Desumi     Just kill me already! [07:25] Reporter     So she's an indispensable     rival to fuel your own growth, [07:28] Reporter     and you approach every fight     with great caution? [07:33] Reporter     You may be Mr. Stoic, Red-san, but you're     still in the prime of your youth! [07:38] Reporter     So let's move to that question! [07:42] Reporter     Here it comes! [07:43] Reporter     Do you have a girlfriend?! [07:47] Reporter     All the Red fans out there are dying to know! [07:51] Fudo     Well... [07:54] Fudo     I want to say I do, and that she's here! [07:59] Misaki     Please! Fudo'd never have a girlfriend! [08:03] Misaki     Look at these muscles! [08:05] Misaki     Bodybuilding's all he     thinks about, morning 'til night! [08:08] Reporter     Aw, what a waste! [08:11] Reporter     A lot of his female fans find that     simplicity of his very charming! [08:14] Reporter     Even ones I know personally! [08:16] Misaki     Yeah, right! [08:19] Misaki     But I guess it would do for you to learn     a little bit about the feminine heart. [08:26] Misaki     So we're taking applications     for a date with Red! [08:29] Misaki     Look for details on the screen right now! [08:31] Fudo     Please stop, Misaki-neesan. [08:32] Reporter     Maybe I'll try my luck! [08:35] Reporter     Anyway, back to you guys in the studio! [08:48] Fudo     It's safe now, Desumi-san. SIGN    hrmph [08:55] Fudo     Desumi-san? [08:57] Fudo     Are you angry? [08:58] Desumi     Of course not. [08:59] Desumi     Though you do seem to be very popular. [09:01] Desumi     Fudo-kun with the rapidly     expanding female fanbase... [09:04] Fudo     There's nothing for you to worry about! [09:06] Fudo     You're the only girl for me! [09:09] Desumi     I wonder about that. [09:10] Fudo     It's true! [09:12] Fudo     I would do anything for you! [09:15] Desumi     You would really do anything? [09:17] Fudo     Of course I would! [09:20] Desumi     Then... would you take me out on a real date? [09:30] Desumi     I felt so sure I'd never get a     chance to do something like this. [09:40] Desumi     But I always wanted it... [09:42] Desumi     To go with my sweetheart on a real... date. [09:49] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [09:51] Narrator     A date is an event in which     two people choose a day of the week,] [09:54] Narrator     meet up, and get to know each other better! [09:58] Fudo     I can easily take you on a real date! [10:00] Desumi     Really?! [10:01] Fudo     Yes! [10:02] Fudo     We'll meet up tomorrow at     five o'clock in Central Park! [10:05] Desumi     Yes! [10:12] Fudo     But... [10:14] Fudo     What in the world do you do on a real date? [10:31] Fudo     T-Too many choices... SIGN    Planetarium           Movie           Meet up to go shopping           Things to enjoy as a couple!          Dating recs           Recommended spots SIGN    Theme Park           Dinner           Classy Spots For Cultured Adults           Aquarium           Drive           Zoo [10:35] Fudo     Not good. [10:36] Fudo     At this rate... SIGN    Date Plan [10:38] Fudo     It will be tomorrow before     I settle on anything! SIGN    The Latest Dating Spots [10:48] Misaki     Whatcha up to, Fudo? SIGN    BEER [10:50] Misaki     Lookin' up more muscle stuff? [10:53] Fudo     Misaki-neesan... [10:54] Fudo     You smell like beer. SIGN    Popular Places for Love!     Learn About All the Trends!      The Latest Dating Spots [10:57] Misaki     Well, well! [10:58] Misaki     Wouldja look at that! [11:00] Misaki     It's because I said that thing on     TV about takin' dating applications! [11:04] Misaki     So now you're doin' homework! [11:06] Fudo     Well... something like that. [11:08] Fudo     But I can't figure out what     an ideal date would look like. [11:12] Misaki     Look at you, all serious! [11:13] Misaki     There aren't really any rules. [11:16] Misaki     All that matters is you pick     out something you both enjoy! [11:22] Fudo     I... I see! SIGN    Date Plan [11:24] Fudo     In that instant, the seemingly insurmountable     wall in my mind began to crumble! [11:30] Fudo     I had arrived at the truth about dating! [11:40] Desumi     Love After World Domination! [11:54] Fudo     Okay! [11:55] Fudo     The civilians around me     don't seem to have noticed. [11:59] Fudo     My disguise is perfect! [12:01] Fudo     No one will interrupt our precious date! [12:05] Fudo     It should be about time, right? [12:07] Fudo     But now that it comes down to it...     I do find myself nervous. [12:11] Desumi     Hey, Fudo! [12:15] Desumi     Sorry, did I keep you waiting? SIGN    squee [12:20] Fudo     Desumi's in plain clothes! [12:23] Desumi     Something about meeting up formally like this [12:25] Desumi     makes me feel a little self-conscious... [12:27] Fudo     Is she capable of doing     anything that isn't precious?! [12:29] Desumi     That's quite the disguise, Fudo! [12:31] Fudo     Actually, other than the     glasses and the hair, [12:34] Fudo     it's all my usual style. [12:36] Desumi     R-Really? It suits you, Fudo. [12:39] Desumi     So, what will we be doing today? [12:41] Fudo     No need to worry there! SIGN    Today's Date [12:43] Fudo     I've worked it all out in advance! [12:45] Desumi     A date plan! [12:47] Fudo     Let's begin, Desumi-san! [12:49] Desumi     Right! [12:56] Fudo     Here! This is where we'll start! [13:00] Desumi     Fudo, what is this? [13:02] Fudo     The Gotanda branch of that historic     training gym, Kin-niku Gym! [13:08] man     Would you look at those two! [13:11] Fudo     Well done, Desumi-san! [13:12] Fudo     You're really hitting it! [13:14] Fudo     Go on! Blast those triceps! [13:17] Fudo     Reach for those glimmering trapezius muscles! [13:20] Fudo     Play through the pain to     build those adductors! [13:23] Fudo     Next up, running! [13:25] Desumi     Running?! [13:31] Fudo     Something Desumi-san and I can both enjoy... [13:33] Fudo     Training, of course! [13:37] Fudo     I didn't know it could be this fun [13:39] Fudo     to do things I normally do     on my own with someone else. [13:42] Fudo     Dating is wonderful! [13:50] Fudo     How are you feeling, Desumi-san? [13:53] Fudo     Are you starting to get hungry? [13:55] Fudo     Let's have a meal. [13:57] Desumi     Oh, dinner? [13:58] Desumi     That sounds great! [14:00] Fudo     And there's something I'd really     like to discuss with you. [14:03] Desumi     What could it be? I can't wait! [14:06] Fudo     Here, this one's for you. SIGN    Protein Bar SIGN    Low Sugar [14:12] Fudo     And there's plenty more where that came from! [14:16] Fudo     Now, as for what I wanted to discuss... [14:20] Fudo     Desumi-san, which insect do you think     would be strongest if it was a giant? [14:24] Fudo     I think— [14:24] Desumi     I need to go to the bathroom. [14:31] Fudo     Yes! Nice work, Fudo! [14:33] Fudo     It's all gone perfectly so far! [14:35] Fudo     After this, it's the main event! [14:37] Fudo     The human anatomy exhibit! [14:38] Sign     Human Anatomy Exhibit [14:38] Sign     Tokyo Hero Museum of Art [14:40] Fudo     She's just going to love this! [14:47] Misaki     Oh, Fudo? [14:48] Fudo     Misaki-neesan? What is it? [14:51] Misaki     It's about that advice     I gave you yesterday... [14:55] Misaki     Just forget all that. [14:57] Fudo     What? [14:57] Misaki     I was pretty drunk, and I think I     told you there weren't any rules... [15:03] Misaki     But I guess there kind of are. [15:05] Fudo     C-Could you tell me what they are? [15:07] Fudo     For... future reference. [15:09] Misaki     The first one's about your appearance. [15:11] Misaki     I'm betting you'll want to go     in a tight-fitting tank top, [15:15] Misaki     but don't even think about it. [15:16] Misaki     Make yourself presentable, okay? [15:19] Misaki     And since the girl will probably     be dressing up a bit herself, [15:22] Misaki     avoid any activities that might     make her sweat or get dirty. [15:25] Misaki     And be sure to get reservations     at a halfway decent restaurant. [15:29] Misaki     But I'll bet you didn't need     me to tell you that stuff, huh? [15:33] Misaki     After that, stick to talk of sweets     or something, and you'll be fine. SIGN    "Which insect      do you     think would      be strongest      if it was      a giant?" [15:38] Fudo     Which insect do you think would     be strongest if it was a giant? [15:43] Misaki     Well, that's all! So long! [15:53] Fudo     I got it all wrong. [15:56] Fudo     This wasn't a real date at all. [16:01] Fudo     It's no wonder she hasn't come back. [16:10] Fudo     Please forgive me, Desumi-san! [16:17] Fudo     Next time... [16:18] Fudo     I promise to create a date     plan that you'll enjoy! [16:25] Fudo     So, please... [16:30] Fudo     Please, give me one more chance! [16:54] Fudo     Desumi-san... SIGN    freeze SIGN    shiver [17:01] Desumi     What are you doing, Fudo? [17:03] Fudo     Desumi-san! [17:04] Fudo     You came back?! [17:07] Desumi     I went to buy drinks, [17:09] Desumi     but the store was crowded,     so I got stuck there a while. [17:17] Desumi     You know how... [17:18] Desumi     these things make your mouth dry     unless you have something to drink? [17:21] Desumi     I eat them sometimes myself, so I know. [17:25] Desumi     Now, what were you saying     about the strongest insect? [17:29] Fudo     Impossible... [17:30] Desumi     What's impossible? [17:32] Fudo     Are you saying... you were     actually enjoying this date? [17:36] Desumi     What's with you, Fudo? [17:38] Desumi     You've been acting a little     weird for a while now. [17:40] Fudo     W-Well... see... [17:47] Fudo     Y-You aren't angry, Desumi-san? [17:49] Desumi     Of course I'm not! [17:51] Desumi     But it's nice to know that you     worry about these things, too. [17:54] Fudo     Well, sure... [17:57] Desumi     I'm just happy knowing you made     up that whole plan for me. [18:02] Desumi     I'm content just being out with you. [18:07] Desumi     The world might think     it's weird, but who cares? [18:10] Desumi     We are who we are. [18:13] Desumi     Let's go easy on ourselves, Fudo. [18:22] Fudo     This is... [18:27] Fudo     Just like it was that day. [18:34] Desumi     Fudo? [18:49] Fudo     What is this... [18:53] Fudo     this all-new feeling?! [19:02] Desumi     I-It's a call! [19:03] Fudo     Y-Y-Yeah, looks like it! [19:05] Desumi     Well, I should be going. [19:08] Fudo     Y-Yeah... [19:09] Fudo     See you later! [19:18] Culverin     Wretched heroes... [19:19] Culverin     I'm here for payback! [19:21] Blue     Too bad you'll just get more of the same! [19:23] Blue     Let's go! [19:28] Blue     Hey, Red! [19:28] Blue     We're fighting, here! SIGN    bliss [19:30] Blue     Come on, man! [19:31] Culverin     What's wrong with you, Reaper Princess?! SIGN    This is the Gekko     women's dorm      (pets allowed) [21:08] Hellko     This is the Gekko women's dorm. [21:11] Hellko     Many of the female staffers who work     for Secret Society Gekko live here. [21:18] Hellko     My name is Hellko. [21:21] Desumi     Were you a good girl while I was gone?! SIGN    hugs [21:22] Hellko     I am the precious little kitty of     Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara. [21:27] Hellko     I'm told that there are many who tremble     at the sound of my mistress's name, [21:33] Hellko     but I find that hard to believe. [21:36] Hellko     When she's at home... [21:38] Desumi     Is this a good color on me? [21:40] Hellko     ...she just seems like any other girl. [21:44] Hellko     She's sensitive, awkward, and     inclined toward loneliness. [21:49] Hellko     Just your average everyday girl. [21:53] Desumi     What do you think it's like to be in love? [21:56] Desumi     I guess I'll never know... [22:04] Desumi     At work, they started a rumor that     my favorite food is raw bear meat. [22:10] Desumi     How could someone like me ever know love? [22:13] Hellko     Then, one night... [22:16] Hellko     My mistress came back in a daze. SIGN    sway SIGN    sway [22:21] Hellko     I was terribly worried about her. [22:24] Hellko     But... [22:26] Hellko     Ever since then, she's been     laughing and smiling so much. [22:30] Hellko     It's as if she's under a magic spell! [22:32] Desumi     Today they told me I was     the incarnation of an ogre! [22:35] Desumi     Isn't that a silly thing to say? [22:38] Fudo     A single match can start a fire! SIGN    Red Saves the Day!! [22:44] Desumi     Which should I go with? [22:46] Hellko     She does appear happy. [22:48] Desumi     Well, you watch the house! [22:50] Hellko     And she somehow seems prettier than before. [22:54] Desumi     See you later! [22:57] Hellko     What could have happened to her? [23:03] Hellko     Just kidding. [23:05] Hellko     I know exactly what it is. [23:08] Hellko     Listen to me, you goon of a man... [23:11] Hellko     If you ever do anything     to make my mistress sad, [23:15] Hellko     I'll see that you pay. [23:20] Gelato     Freezing Sentai Gelato 5! [23:23] Misaki     Fudo is going to infiltrate     Gekko's fortress?! [23:25] Haru     We head to the amusement     park after Fudo-senpai... [23:28] Haru     But there, we see... [23:29] Culverin     Pathetic humans! [23:31] Culverin     I'll teach you the true meaning of fear! SIGN    Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park SIGN    smack [23:34] all     Love After World Domination, Episode 3: [23:37] all     "At Last, the Amusement Park"! E3 - At Last, the Amusement Park Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:20] Prof     Another day with no activity     from Gekko, I see. [00:23] Misaki     Seriously. [00:24] Misaki     They've been keeping their heads     down these past two weeks. [00:26] Misaki     But at least we get a little peace and quiet! [00:30] Prof     Wait a minute. [00:31] Prof     You're not allowed to stack draw cards! [00:34] Misaki     It's legal where I come from! [00:35] Fudo     Yes... peace is best. [00:36] Prof     No, it's cheating! [00:38] Fudo     No one wants to fight if they don't have to. [00:41] Fudo     However... [00:43] Fudo     If I don't fight, I won't     be able to see Desumi-san! SIGN    Fudo~ [00:47] Desumi     Fudo! SIGN    MUSCLE SIGN    MUSCLE SIGN    Use my weight training     regimen to reach the top! [00:48] Fudo     I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks. SIGN    Fudo [00:51] Desumi     Fudo! [00:52] Fudo     I'm going through serious     Desumi-san withdrawal! SIGN    Fudo [00:53] Desumi     Fudo... [00:55] Fudo     I have to do something about this! [01:02] Base Announcer     Signs of new weapon development     in Gekko's headquarters detected. [01:05] Base Announcer     I repeat, signs of new weapon development     in Gekko's headquarters detected. [01:07] Prof     Speak of the devil! [01:10] Base Announcer     The team is to infiltrate their base [01:13] Base Announcer     and destroy the new weapon! [01:15] Prof     An infiltration mission, eh? [01:17] Prof     This isn't going to be easy. [01:20] Misaki     That's way too dangerous! [01:22] Misaki     It's basically suicide! [01:24] Prof     But someone has to do it! [01:27] Prof     Pink and Blue are traveling. [01:29] Prof     Green is on paid leave. [01:32] Prof     It has to be either you     or Fudo-kun, Misaki-kun! [01:37] Prof     And the other needs to remain here,     just in case something happens. [01:44] Misaki     All right. I'll go— [01:48] Fudo     I'll go! [01:49] Prof     Fudo-kun?! [01:50] Misaki     Hang on! Don't you realize     how dangerous this is? [01:53] Fudo     I will go! [01:55] Fudo     No... [01:56] Fudo     I must go! [01:57] Misaki     But... [01:58] Prof     Misaki-kun... [02:00] Prof     Try to understand him! [02:04] Prof     He knows... He knows what he's doing! [02:08] Fudo     Freezing Change! [02:10] changer     One! [02:12] changer     Change Gelato! [02:17] Fudo     Red Gelato, Fudo Aikawa, departing! [02:23] Misaki     Fudo! [02:24] Misaki     You'd better come back, you hear me?! [02:32] Misaki     He really is stupid. [02:34] Prof     He is a true hero! [02:40] Fudo     And now I'll get... [02:44] Fudo     to see Desumi-san! SIGN    Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park [04:22] Combatant A     Pay respect to the Reaper Princess! [04:26] Combatant B     Welcome, Reaper Princess! [04:35] Combatant B     Dang, she's in a killer mood today. [04:37] Combatant C     She seems even more murderous than usual! [04:40] Combatant D     Bet she woke up on the wrong side of the bed! [04:43] Desumi     No, that's not what this is. [04:45] Desumi     I'm actually in agony. [04:48] Desumi     Because... [04:50] Desumi     I haven't seen Fudo in two whole weeks! [04:53] Sign     Desumi-san [04:53] Fudo     Desumi-san! [04:54] ---     Desumi-san... Desumi-san... [04:57] Desumi     Excuse me, combatants... [04:58] Combatants     M-Ma'am! [05:00] Desumi     When do you think we'll get     to fight those heroes again? [05:05] Combatants     She's out for blood! [05:08] Combatants     We do not know! Please forgive us! [05:10] Desumi     Er, that's okay... I'm sorry. [05:18] Desumi     I had a lousy horoscope this morning, too. SIGN    L     E     O SIGN    You won't see the person      you're waiting for. SIGN    Lucky Item SIGN    Pouch [05:22] voice     Today's worst horoscope     goes to you, my Leo friends! SIGN    D     O     O     M     .     .     . [05:25] voice     You won't see the person you're waiting for. [05:27] voice     Your lucky item is a cute little pouch! [05:34] Desumi     Guess it didn't do any good. [05:36] Culverin     Ah, Reaper Princess! [05:40] Desumi     Culverin Bear-sama... [05:42] Culverin     Behold! It's finished at last! [05:46] Culverin     My new weapons, the Neo Culverin Cannons! [05:49] Culverin     I'll use my new power     to atomize those heroes! [05:56] Culverin     That's quite a dangerous     thing you've got there, too. [05:59] Desumi     What? [06:00] Desumi     It's just a pouch— [06:03] Culverin     Say no more. I know exactly what it is. [06:05] Culverin     It holds concealed weapons! [06:08] Desumi     Well, actually— [06:09] culverin     And the pouch's design is camouflage     to get the enemy's guard down! [06:13] culverin     You're a terrifying woman, start to finish! [06:24] Desumi     Maybe I'm just not a good fit for this stuff. [06:34] Desumi     Fu— [06:35] Fudo     Desumi-san! [06:36] Fudo     I've been looking everywhere. [06:37] Fudo     I've missed you! [06:38] Desumi     Fudo... [06:40] Desumi     I... I'm so happy to see you, too! [06:44] Desumi     Wait, no! [06:44] Desumi     What do you think you're doing?! SIGN    Reaper Princess      Dressing Room SIGN    Reaper Princess      Dressing Room SIGN    Reaper Princess      Dressing Room SIGN    Reaper Princess      Dressing Room [06:50] Fudo     Ah! [06:51] Fudo     So this is your dressing room?! [06:53] Fudo     It's as girly as I expected! [06:56] Desumi     What were you thinking, Fudo? [06:57] Desumi     This is extremely dangerous! [06:59] Fudo     I just wanted to see you that badly! [07:02] Desumi     Well, I... I wanted to see you, too... [07:06] Desumi     But this is still way too dangerous— [07:08] Fudo     I know, Desumi! [07:09] Fudo     You want to play this with me? [07:11] Fudo     This. [07:13] Desumi     Y-Yes. [07:18] Misaki     Professor, any word from Fudo? [07:21] Prof     No, nothing yet. [07:26] Misaki     I see... [07:29] Prof     For now, all we can do is have faith. [07:33] Desumi     There! I win! [07:36] Desumi     And now for your punishment! [07:38] Desumi     Hold out your hand! [07:39] Fudo     If you insist. [07:40] Desumi     Here I go! [07:42] Fudo     Your hand's so nice and warm. [07:47] Desumi     Don't say that! Now I can't do it! SIGN    Oh so cute... [07:50] Fudo     Oh so cute... [07:53] combatant     I have a report! [07:54] combatant     Rea...per Prin... [08:00] combatant     ...cess. It appears there's     an intruder in the base! [08:03] combatant     We need to be on high alert! [08:05] Desumi     I'm aware of the situation. [08:06] Desumi     Let's remain cautious. [08:08] Combatant     E-Excuse me... [08:09] Combatant     I felt sure I saw a man there just— [08:12] Desumi     Your imagination, I'm sure. [08:14] Combatant     Yeah, I'll bet! [08:16] Combatant     It's not like you'd ever be     with a man, Reaper Princess! [08:21] Combatant     Farewell! [08:23] Desumi     S-Sorry, Fudo! [08:25] Desumi     Are you all right?! [08:28] Culverin     I'm coming in, Reaper— [08:30] Culverin     —Prin...cess... [08:34] Culverin     There's an intruder— [08:36] Culverin     Oh, she's not here? [08:41] Fudo     D-Desumi-san? [08:43] Desumi     Oh, no... [08:44] Desumi     I accidentally shut myself in with you! [08:47] Fudo     W-Well... [08:49] Fudo     It's kind of a tight fit. [08:50] Desumi     Stupid! Stop moving around! [08:53] Fudo     And there's something on my face     that's making it hard to breathe. [08:57] Fudo     I really need to take it off. [09:10] Fudo     I got it off! [09:44] Base Announcer     New weapon signal lost! [09:46] Base Announcer     Damage to Gekko's base confirmed as well! [09:48] Prof     Did he do it?! [09:49] Misaki     Fudo, you're amazing! [09:58] Fudo     Sorry to just drop in on     you like that, Desumi-san. [10:02] Desumi     No, I'm the one who should apologize. [10:04] Desumi     You came all that way to see me,      and I was a terrible host. [10:07] Desumi     Oh... Fudo, there's a cut on your cheek. [10:10] Fudo     Hey, it's all right. [10:14] Desumi     Come down here a minute. [10:21] Desumi     That should do it! [10:23] Fudo     Thank you, Desumi-san. [10:26] Fudo     Hey, what a cute pouch! [10:28] Fudo     It's perfect for you! [10:32] Fudo     And... I wish I'd thought     of this earlier, but... [10:36] Fudo     Here. It's my phone number. [10:40] Desumi     Now we can talk any time we want to! [10:44] Desumi     Hey, Fudo... [10:47] Desumi     Is it okay if I call you tonight? SIGN    Bluuush [10:50] Fudo     Oh so cute... SIGN    Oh so cute... [10:52] Fudo     Yes, of course! SIGN    Secret Society Gekko     Women's Dorm [11:05] Desumi     C-Calm down. [11:07] Desumi     You're okay. [11:08] Desumi     You're just calling to make     sure he got home safe. [11:13] Desumi     A-All right! [11:24] Fudo's Mother     Yes? Aikawa residence! [11:28] Fudo     Mom, that call's for me! [11:30] Fudo's Mother     What are you doing here, Fudo? [11:32] Fudo's Mother     I told you to go out and buy milk! [11:33] Fudo     Just give me the phone! [11:35] Fudo     Sorry, Desumi-san. It's me. SIGN    Who is it? [11:37] Fudo's Mother     Who is it?! [11:40] Desumi     Fudo... [11:42] Desumi     Please buy a smartphone. [11:44] Fudo     Yes, that might be best. [11:49] Desumi     Love After World Domination! [12:02] Gekko Announcer     Good morning. [12:04] Gekko Announcer     It's time for the morning meeting. [12:06] Gekko Announcer     All executives, please     come to the meeting room. [12:42] Bosslar     Good morning, all! [12:46] Bosslar     I am Supreme Leader Bosslar. SIGN    Head of Secret Society Gekko     Supreme Leader Bosslar [12:49] Bosslar     I believe it's time to begin     our regular meeting. [12:53] Bosslar     Your brave efforts have allowed us to     collect a steady supply of negative energy. [13:00] Bosslar     Rejoice! [13:02] Bosslar     The birth of our monstrous culmination,     Ultimate Phantom, is at hand! SIGN    Allow me to explain! [13:07] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [13:09] Narrator     Secret Society Gekko,     led by Supreme Leader Bosslar, SIGN    Negative SIGN    Negative Energy [13:13] Narrator     uses the negative emotions     of humans as a power source, [13:17] Narrator     to create new monsters, SIGN    Ultimate Phantom [13:19] Narrator     and further its goal of world domination! [13:24] Bosslar     In the interest of collecting the     remaining negative energy needed, [13:27] Bosslar     I will now take suggestions     regarding our next target. SIGN    Beast Princess [13:32] Bosslar     Yes, Beast Princess? [13:34] beast     Who the hell cares what our target is? SIGN    Beast Princess SIGN    Gekko Princess Series     Beast Princess [13:36] beast     Just let us fight already! [13:37] Bosslar     But the selection of the target     is the purpose of this meeting. [13:40] Steel     You're as boorish as ever. SIGN    Steel Princess [13:44] Bosslar     Yes, Steel Princess? SIGN    Gekko Princess Series     Steel Princess [13:47] steel     I require more time to consider the matter. [13:50] Bosslar     You didn't need to press the button for that! SIGN    Heat Princess [13:53] Bosslar     Yes, Heat Princess. SIGN    Gekko Princess Series      Heat Princess [13:59] Bosslar     Say something already! [14:00] Bosslar     This is ridiculous. [14:01] Bosslar     Doesn't anyone have a real suggestion?! [14:04] Bosslar     Excellent! Reaper Princess! [14:07] Desumi     A view of the city lights. SIGN    Reaper Princess [14:08] Bosslar     That's far too abstract. [14:10] Bosslar     Next— [14:13] Desumi     An aquarium. [14:14] Bosslar     It's difficult to fight indoors. [14:17] Desumi     An amusement park! [14:18] Bosslar     What's with you and date destinations?! [14:21] Desumi     Disappointment... SIGN    Disappointment... [14:23] Culverin     Wait a moment, Bosslar-sama! [14:25] Culverin     An amusement park would be filled     with helpless, unsuspecting humans! [14:29] Steel     And we could have our fill, you mean? [14:32] Beast     That's a nasty little brain     you've got, Reaper Princess. [14:38] Bosslar     Very well. [14:39] Bosslar     Our next target shall     be... the amusement park! [14:52] [Messenger] Sign     Smartphones for Dummies! SIGN    Learn it all in just 10 minutes! [14:55] [Messenger] Sign     Smartphones for Dummies! SIGN    Learn it all in just 10 minutes! SIGN    You have a new message [15:04] Fudo     I'm still not used to that sound. SIGN    Desumi-san SIGN    Big Gelato [15:08] Fudo     It's from Desumi-san! SIGN    Fudo! Rejoice!      Gekko's next target is that theme park      we've been wanting to go to, Yomiuriland! [15:13] Fudo     Wh-What?! [15:18] (Flashback) Desumi     I don't mind meeting up in old factories      and quarries and places like that... [15:21] (Flashback) Desumi     But I wish we could go to a proper     couples' spot once in a while. [15:24] (Flashback) Fudo     I agree. Like an aquarium! [15:26] (Flashback) Desumi     Or a place with a view of the city lights! [15:29] (Flashback) Desumi     A theme park would be awesome, too! [15:32] (Flashback) Fudo     Of course, that's all a distant dream. [15:38] Fudo     I can't believe that dream of a few     days ago is coming true for us already! SIGN    The attack will be Sunday, three days from now SIGN    Can't wait! [15:47] Fudo     Desumi-san leaks her organization's     deepest-held secrets so casually. [15:51] Fudo     That sweet little scatterbrain... SIGN    squee [15:55] Fudo     Okay, I'd better reply! [15:58] Fudo     What? "Swipe"?! [16:00] Prof     Look at him fret! [16:02] Misaki     What in the world is he doing? [16:05] Prof     He apparently got his first     smartphone yesterday. [16:08] Misaki     Fudo got a smartphone?! [16:10] Misaki     That bodybuilding gremlin got a smartphone?! [16:12] Misaki     Impossible! [16:14] Fudo     Hey, Suri! [16:16] Fudo     Um... I... I'll come to the... like     to come to... theme thark... Thunday. [16:23] Fudo     W-Weather?! Tell me... t-tell     weather. To me, please. [16:27] Suri     I didn't catch that. [16:30] Misaki     Something's going down here! [16:32] Misaki     Fudo! Did you think you could hide from     the mistress of meddling, Misaki?! [16:40] Misaki     I can't wait until Sunday! SIGN    S     U     N     D     A     Y [16:49] Misaki     All right! Disguise complete! [16:52] Misaki     Now, let's get to the bottom     of our little Fudo's secret! [16:52] Sign     m -55 11 l -52 58 49 56 49 11 SIGN    Good Mesh Cap     &     Good Towel [16:55] Haru     We really shouldn't stalk     him like this, Misaki-san. [16:59] Haru     I really don't think he's hiding anything. [17:02] Misaki     If that's the way you feel,      why'd you tag along? [17:06] Haru     I j-just want to stop you     from doing anything reckless! [17:11] Kids     Awesome! It's Red! [17:12] Kids     So cool! [17:13] KidA     It's really him! [17:14] KidB     What're you doing? [17:15] Fudo     Patrolling. [17:16] KidC     Are you fighting Gekko? [17:18] Fudo     I don't know yet. [17:19] Fudo     But if anything happens,     get to that shelter over there. [17:21] Fudo     Just remain calm, and do not panic. [17:23] Kids     Okay! [17:24] Haru     See? Look at that! [17:26] Haru     He's patrolling, just like he always does! [17:29] Haru     He's devoted to world peace,     just like I thought! [17:33] Misaki     Well, we'll see. [17:34] Misaki     I mean, he's still a guy. [17:37] Haru     Darn it! [17:38] Culverin     How?! [17:40] Culverin     How are there heroes here now? [17:42] Culverin     Not just Red, but Pink and Yellow... [17:45] Culverin     Did they know we'd be here somehow? [17:48] Desumi     They don't leave us a choice. [17:49] Culverin     Indeed. We'll have to retreat     for now and regroup— [17:52] Desumi     If they know we're here,     we'll just have to fight! [17:55] Culverin     They don't know we're here yet, stupid! [17:59] Fudo     There you are, Desu— [18:01] Fudo     I mean, Reaper Princess! [18:02] Desumi     You really kept me waiting, Fudo— [18:04] Desumi     I mean, Red! [18:05] Fudo     Freezing Change! [18:07] Changer     One! [18:09] Changer     Change Gelato! [18:14] Fudo     The aroma of strawberry,     the flavor of justice! [18:18] Fudo     Red Gelato! [18:21] Kids     Awesome! [18:23] Fudo     Now, everyone! Get to safety! SIGN    smack [18:27] Culverin     I see you tracked us down, Gelato 5! [18:31] Misaki     Did he really just come here     because he knew they'd attack? [18:34] Haru     Well, didn't I tell you? [18:36] Haru     Fudo-senpai isn't hiding anything! [18:40] Misaki     I guess you're right. [18:42] Misaki     Freezing Change! [18:44] Changer     Three! [18:45] Changer     Four! [18:46] Yellow     Yellow Gelato! [18:49] Pink     Pink Gelato! [18:52] Pink     Let's call for help from Blue and Green! [18:54] Yellow     Roger! [18:58] Pink     Senpai! [18:59] Pink     We came to back you up! [19:01] Fudo     No! Stay back! [19:03] Pink     Don't worry about me! [19:05] Pink     I'm a hero, too! [19:12] Yellow     You were totally right, Haru! [19:15] Yellow     Fudo's the guy he's always been! [19:17] Pink     Right! [19:18] Yellow     So honest and straightforward. [19:21] Yellow     Forthright and earnest in everything he does! [19:24] Yellow     That's our leader! SIGN    Here... [19:26] Fudo     Here. SIGN    Sounds great... [19:27] Desumi     Sounds great! SIGN    Hero Training Center [19:31] pink     Wh-What is it? [19:32] Yellow     You're certainly talkative     when the subject is Fudo! [19:36] Pink     H-Hey! I am not! [20:01] Desumi     I didn't think rides would     give you motion sickness. [20:05] Fudo     I didn't know either, until today. [20:09] Fudo     There's not even that     much motion. I'm pathetic. [20:13] Fudo     D-Don't rock the car! [20:16] Fudo     Desumi-san? [20:19] Desumi     I was just thinking... getting to know     these hidden sides of each other... [20:24] Desumi     It's kind of nice, Fudo. [20:28] Fudo     Desumi-san... [20:37] Desumi     Feeling a little better now? [20:41] Fudo     Yes. [20:56] Fudo     How mysterious. [20:58] Fudo     I was so uncomfortable     on this ride until now... [21:02] Fudo     But now, I hope I never     touch the ground again. [21:10] Desumi     Look, Fudo! It seems the battle's over. [21:13] Fudo     You're right. [21:14] Fudo     We'd better get back. [21:19] Desumi     I think we might've crossed a line today. [21:22] Fudo     The theme park is a fearsome place. SIGN    Come feel the thrill with us again! [22:58] Misaki     So much shopping! [23:00] Misaki     I'm so glad the guys are here     to help me carry everything. [23:05] Haru     You bought way too much. [23:15] Haru     Fudo-senpai? [23:20] Fudo's mother     Hello? Haruta-san? [23:21] Fudo's mother     Listen to this! [23:23] Fudo's mother     My boy bought me a dinosaur keychain     from an amusement park he went to! [23:27] Fudo's mother     Honestly, that boy! [23:28] Fudo's mother     He never seems to grow up. [23:30] Fudo's mother     Now, on to the main topic! [23:32] Fudo's mother     He says episode 4 will be called     "Could You Please Tell Me Why?" SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why? [23:37] Desumi     Who's "Haruta-san"? E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why? [01:40] Friend A     Hey, Desumi! [01:42] Friend B     Walk home with us! [01:45] Desumi     Sure! [01:47] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [01:49] Narrator     Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara, [01:52] Narrator     is a teenage girl who hides     her villainous identity [01:56] Narrator     to attend high school in the city! [02:01] Friend A     Don't you have handicrafts club today, Desumi? [02:03] Desumi     It's off for test prep today. [02:05] Friend B     Wanna go for some karaoke, then? [02:08] Desumi     Sorry, I have work today. [02:10] Friend B     What, again? [02:12] Friend B     You're a real workaholic, Desumi. [02:14] Friend B     You'll never get a boyfriend that way! [02:19] Desumi     A boyfriend... [02:21] Desumi     Oh, a boyfriend... [02:23] Desumi     We'll see, I guess! [02:27] Friend B     Where's this coming from? [02:29] Friend B     Hey, you got a crush on someone? [02:32] Desumi     Not telling! [02:33] Friend A     Hey, it's Red Gelato! [02:36] Desumi     Fudo! [02:39] Desumi     F-Fudo? [02:43] Desumi     Fudo? SIGN    Shock [02:46] Desumi     Fudo?! [02:50] Desumi     I-Isn't that... [02:53] Friend A     Is that their new Pink he's with? [02:55] Friend B     It is! She's so cute! [02:58] Friend A     You think they're dating or something? [03:01] Friend B     They totally might be! [03:02] Friend A     They look really good together. [03:05] Friend B     Totally! A real perfect couple! [03:07] Friend B     Right, Desumi? [03:09] Friend B     What's with the face?! [03:13] Friend B     Huh? Desumi! [03:15] Friend A     Desumi? [03:17] Fudo     You rarely invite me out like this, Haru-kun. [03:21] Haru     I'm s-sorry, Fudo-senpai. [03:24] Haru     I know you're really busy... [03:25] Fudo     Hey, not a problem. [03:27] Fudo     So, what was it you wanted to ask me about? [03:31] Haru     W-Well... [03:38] Haru     It is rude to ask about this, isn't it? [03:43] Haru     But I just can't stop     thinking about that photo! [03:46] Haru     Was that really Fudo-senpai? [03:49] Haru     If it was, that girl next to him... [03:52] Haru     Could she be... his girlfriend? [03:56] Haru     But is it really okay for me     to ask about his private life?! [04:04] Fudo     I understand. [04:05] Fudo     I think I know what you want to ask about. [04:08] ---     Huh? SIGN    For Those Seeking      Muscle Growth                Rules for           High-Efficiency           Training           By Fudo Aikawa SIGN    Refreshing!     Goes down easy! [04:10] Fudo     I think this should take care of it! [04:13] Haru     Um... SIGN    For Those Seeking      Muscle Growth                Rules for     High-Efficiency      Training SIGN    Refreshing!     Goes down easy! [04:15] Haru     What's this stuff? [04:18] Fudo     You've been with the squad     about six months now, right? [04:21] Haru     Y-Yes... [04:23] Fudo     You'll be hitting a wall with your     strength training around now. [04:27] Haru     What? [04:28] Fudo     It's nothing to worry about. [04:29] Fudo     The same thing happened to me. [04:32] Haru     What? [04:34] Fudo     Follow this training regimen     over the next six months, [04:36] Fudo     and you'll obtain a body     of steel that will get you [04:39] Fudo     through just about any battle situation! [04:39] Haru     W-Wait a minute, Senpai! [04:41] Haru     What I'm actually concerned     about is the picture— [04:47] Fudo     You're such a worrywart. [04:50] Fudo     Don't worry! [04:51] Fudo     The book does use pictures to explain     the regimen's trickiest parts! [04:55] Fudo     And this kind of incremental     strength training [04:57] Fudo     is specially designed to minimize strain. [05:00] Fudo     It should be easy to follow,     even for someone as small as you. [05:02] Fudo     Since training that harms your     body defeats the point, right? [05:06] Fudo     It's also important to do appropriate     stretches before each lift. [05:09] Fudo     The graphs about that here     should be easy to follow. [05:12] Fudo     That will help increase the     flexibility of your muscles, [05:15] Fudo     and even promote swift     recovery from injuries! [05:19] Fudo     I'm not claiming you'll     see results overnight, [05:21] Haru     Now I know for certain... [05:22] Fudo     but anyone can get the body they want     with sufficient application of effort. [05:24] Haru     Senpai does not have a girlfriend! [05:27] Fudo     No need to worry. [05:29] Fudo     When you make the call of effort,      your muscles always answer! [05:33] Fudo     That should cover it. [05:34] Fudo     That's what you wanted to ask, right? [05:37] Haru     Oh, yes! [05:38] Haru     Thank you so much! [05:40] Haru     I'm sorry for doubting you, Senpai! [05:45] Fudo     They're calling us in! [05:47] Haru     Let's go, Fudo-senpai! [05:50] Fudo     Don't forget your book, Haru-kun! [05:56] Culverin     Here we go! [05:57] Culverin     Culverin Cannon! [05:59] Culverin     Culverin Cannon! [06:07] Fudo     That's quite enough of that, Gekko! [06:13] Fudo     Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 has arrived! [06:19] Fudo     Underestimate us on pain of fire! [06:23] Culverin     It's about time, Gelato 5! [06:26] Culverin     Today's the day I take you off the field! [06:28] Culverin     Get them! [06:36] Fudo     Let's go! [06:36] All     Right! [06:38] Fudo     All right, Desumi-san! [06:40] Fudo     What will we chat about to— [06:46] Hayato     Red! [06:50] Fudo     Whoops. Guess my timing's a little off today. [06:53] Fudo     It's okay. It happens. [06:55] Fudo     Let's coordinate our movements, Desumi-sa— [07:06] Fudo     I'll dodge your first strike, then leap back. SIGN    Ignored [07:10] ---     Ignored... [07:13] Fudo     That hurt! [07:17] Fudo     Desumi-san? [07:19] Fudo     Desu... [07:21] Fudo     L-Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess! [07:24] Desumi     No! [07:26] Desumi     Take this... [07:30] Desumi     Reaper Whirlwind! SIGN    Reaper Whirlwind [07:33] Fudo     I... I've never seen this move before! [07:51] Fudo     Desumi-san! [07:57] Fudo     See? You shouldn't use moves you     haven't practiced thoroughly. [08:02] Fudo     H-Hold on, Desumi-san! [08:04] Fudo     What happened to you? [08:06] Fudo     Tell me what's going on! [08:07] Desumi     I saw you two in the café! [08:17] Fudo     I-It's not like that, Desumi-san! [08:19] Fudo     You've got it all wrong! [08:20] Fudo     I was teaching Pink about bodybuilding— [08:23] Desumi     I know that! [08:25] Desumi     I know better than anybody     that you'd never cheat on me. [08:31] Desumi     And yet, seeing the two of you together [08:36] Desumi     sparked this hideous jealousy inside me. [08:39] Desumi     I found myself thinking, [08:43] Desumi     maybe you don't belong     with an outcast like me... [08:45] Desumi     But with a girly girl like her! [08:47] Fudo     That isn't true! [08:49] Fudo     You're the girliest girl I know! [08:53] Desumi     Am not! [08:55] Desumi     I never used to be the kind of person     to worry about that sort of thing! [09:03] Desumi     Love has made me weak! [09:08] Desumi     Dating you has made me... [09:11] Desumi     A weak and pathetic mess of a woman! [09:17] Fudo     That isn't true, Desumi-san! [09:28] Desumi     Fudo... [09:30] Desumi     The person I am... [09:33] Desumi     Maybe I'm just not... [09:36] Desumi     cut out for love. [09:57] Fudo     I'm a pretty awkward guy. [10:00] Fudo     But once I make up my mind about something, [10:01] Fudo     I see it through to the end. [10:05] Fudo     I will love you, and no one else,      for the rest of my life. [10:13] Fudo     Will you trust me, and join me in that? [10:21] Desumi     Yes, I trust you. [10:31] Culverin     That was rough. [10:37] Desumi     Why are you laughing all of a sudden? [10:40] Fudo     I've seen an all-new side of you. [10:44] Fudo     You can be surprisingly negative sometimes! SIGN    Snap [10:47] Desumi     Fudo, I still haven't forgiven you     for going on that afterschool date. [10:52] Fudo     W-Well, that wasn't exactly a date. [10:55] Fudo     It was just... [10:58] Desumi     Promise me you'll take me on     an afterschool date, too. [11:01] Desumi     Uniforms and all. [11:02] Desumi     Then I'll forgive you! [11:04] Fudo     I will! I promise I will! [11:15] Haru     Excuse me. [11:22] Haru     It's all over, Senpai. [11:29] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [11:31] Narrator     These two are busted! [11:35] Desumi     Love After World Domination! SIGN    The     Next      Day [11:54] (Flashback) Fudo     Oh, w-well... [11:56] (Flashback) Fudo     This is just... [11:59] (Flashback) Haru     Come on. [12:00] (Flashback) Haru     Let's head back, Senpai. [12:03] (Flashback) Fudo     R-Right... [12:15] Fudo     That's strange. [12:17] Fudo     She hasn't said anything. [12:20] Fudo     Is it possible she hasn't figured us out? [12:24] (Flashback) Fudo     B-By the way, Haru-kun... [12:26] (Flashback) Fudo     How much of our conversation did you hear? [12:30] (Flashback) Haru     After, "See? You shouldn't use moves     you haven't practiced thoroughly..." [12:33] (Flashback) Haru     Or thereabouts. [12:35] Fudo     Ah. [12:37] Fudo     So, basically all of it. [12:40] Fudo     It's over. [12:42] Fudo     It's over. [12:44] Fudo     It's over. [12:45] Fudo     It's over. SIGN    The End of Justice     Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red [12:48] Prof     How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?! SIGN    The End of Justice     Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red [12:52] Hayato     Utterly unbelievable! [12:54] Daigo     How do you intend to atone for this? [12:57] Misaki     I'm so disappointed, Fudo! [13:00] Prof     How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?! [13:00] Hayato     Utterly unbelievable! [13:00] Daigo     How do you intend to atone for this? [13:00] Misaki     I'm so disappointed, Fudo! [13:11] Fudo     If that's the situation     that awaits me in there... [13:15] Fudo     What will I do? [13:17] Haru     What are you doing, Senpai? [13:26] Haru     The meeting is about to start. [13:28] Fudo     R-Right. [13:30] Prof     Good morning, Fudo-kun, Haru-kun. [13:33] Misaki     Hey there! [13:34] Prof     Haru-kun would like to begin the     meeting with an announcement. [13:40] Haru     Yes. [13:41] Haru     It's about me and Fudo-senpai. [13:43] Fudo     It's all... [13:45] Haru     Our end-of-term tests     are starting this week, [13:47] Haru     so we'll need to leave early. [13:48] Fudo     ...not over! [13:50] Misaki     Tests? Boy, that takes me back! [13:52] Daigo     Take care of yourselves. [13:55] Fudo     Why? [14:00] Fudo     Why did she do it? [14:02] Fudo     Why... [14:05] Fudo     Why indeed? [14:09] Fudo     Why hasn't she said anything?! [14:12] Desumi     What in the world is going on? [14:16] Fudo     I don't know, either. [14:18] Fudo     Haru-kun has been acting     normal for the past week, [14:21] Fudo     both at work and at school. [14:24] Desumi     What are you scheming, Pink Gelato?! [14:27] Desumi     I'll bet she's watching us as we speak! [14:30] Fudo     It's all right. That's why     we're keeping our distance. [14:38] Desumi     Oh, it's just a civet. [14:42] Desumi     This is torture! I'm at the end of my rope! [14:45] Desumi     If she insists on forcing my hand... [14:48] Desumi     I'll have to silence her forever! [14:50] Fudo     H-Hang on! [14:51] Fudo     Hold it, Desumi-san! [14:53] Desumi     No need to worry. I won't fail. [14:55] Fudo     T-That isn't what I mean! [14:57] Fudo     I'm sure Haru-kun has her     own reasons for this. [15:00] Fudo     Let's wait and watch a little while longer. [15:10] Desumi     Fudo... [15:12] Desumi     Would you mind buying me a drink? [15:16] Desumi     I'd like a vanilla mocha, with nonfat milk,      extra whip, and almonds. [15:21] Desumi     Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk... [15:23] Fudo     Hang on a minute! [15:24] Fudo     Let me write it down. [15:25] Desumi     Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk,     extra whip, with almonds. [15:30] Fudo     R-Right. On my way. [15:33] Desumi     Thanks. [15:39] Desumi     Shown yourself at last, have you? [15:44] Desumi     There must be a reason why you're not     telling anybody about our relationship. [15:50] Desumi     Would you mind telling me what it is? [16:00] Haru     Fight me! [16:03] Desumi     Uh? [16:04] Haru     That's what I want! [16:06] Haru     You'll accept my challenge,     won't you, Reaper Princess?! [16:12] Haru     No... [16:13] Haru     Second-year at Kokutei High School, [16:15] Haru     Desumi Magahara! [16:17] Desumi     H-How do you know about me? [16:20] Haru     Here I come! [16:20] Changer     Change, Gelato! [16:40] Desumi     Her fighting technique has a long way to go. [16:43] Desumi     That's right. She hasn't been     on the team very long. [16:49] Desumi     Can we stop this now? [16:53] Haru     Not yet... [16:54] Haru     I'm not finished yet! [16:57] Desumi     Why is she so desperate to... [17:13] Desumi     I'm glad you're awake. [17:17] Desumi     You should probably lay     still a while longer. [17:21] Haru     I lost. [17:23] Haru     You really are strong, Desumi-san. [17:27] Desumi     Please tell me. What are you after? [17:32] Haru     The reason I joined the team [17:35] Haru     was because I was in love with Fudo-senpai. [17:40] Haru     That's why I started to     suspect he had a girlfriend. [17:45] Haru     But I never dreamed his girlfriend     would be an enemy commander. [17:52] Desumi     I see. [17:54] Desumi     It's no wonder she hates me. [17:57] Haru     But she also happened to be someone I knew. [18:03] Desumi     Huh? [18:05] Haru     She was... [18:13] Haru     on that night, when I was attacked by thugs... [18:19] Haru     the one who saved me. [18:27] (Flashback) Desumi     Become strong. [18:32] Haru     The person who saved me,     and said those words to me. [18:43] Desumi     That was you?! [18:46] Haru     I never dreamed you'd turn out     to be the Reaper Princess, either. [18:51] Haru     To be honest... I thought that if falling     in love really had made you weak, [18:57] Haru     then maybe I could steal him from you. [19:01] Haru     But... [19:02] Haru     But you're as strong as you ever were. [19:05] Desumi     W-Why? [19:07] Desumi     You could have destroyed our     relationship without any of this! [19:13] Haru     I saw Fudo-senpai smiling in     a way I've never seen before. [19:23] Haru     So I just can't do it. [19:26] Haru     I don't have the right to     steal happiness from the two of you. [19:47] Haru     H-Hey... [19:56] Haru     Why? [20:00] Haru     Why are you crying, too? [20:33] Fudo     I'm sorry, Desumi-san. [20:35] Fudo     I couldn't find any of that vanilla almond     thing you were talking about. [20:40] Fudo     Haru-kun? [20:43] Fudo     What the... [20:46] Desumi     Shh... [20:51] Desumi     Pink Gelato came by. [20:57] Desumi     She's sleeping now. SIGN    Pale [20:58] Fudo     Did you silence her forever?! [22:44] Haru     I'm rooting for you two, okay? [22:56] Haru     But if you give me the chance,     I might just take him from you! [23:04] Haru     So, you'd better get along! [23:10] Desumi     I know. We will. [23:16] Haru     See you! [23:21] Civet     I am a civet. [23:24] Civet     This is the preview. [23:32] Civet     Next Time: "Just the Way You Are." SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are [23:37] Desumi     Why a civet?! E5 - Just the Way You Are Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are [01:37] Bosslar     My minions. [01:40] Bosslar     Have you steeled yourselves? [01:52] Bosslar     Then I shall now present the     Princess Series monthly reports! [01:59] Bosslar     You have been evaluated on combat outcomes,      negative energy accumulation, [02:02] Bosslar     drive, enthusiasm, et cetera. [02:05] Bosslar     First on the overall leaderboard is... [02:09] Bosslar     Bear's team once again in a landslide! SIGN    Reaper Princess SIGN    Beast Princess [02:13] Bosslar     Their streak of breakaway leads over     the second-place finisher continues! [02:18] Bosslar     Reaper Princess is also very     aggressive in suggesting plans, [02:21] Bosslar     and she has a perfect     combat attendance record. [02:24] Bosslar     Truly, she is a role model for evil! [02:27] Bosslar     Beating Red half to death the other     day also earned her big points. [02:32] Bosslar     You could all learn a thing or two from her! [02:35] Steel     Reaper-san is very impressive. [02:38] Beast     Grr... [02:40] Combatant A     Could we have a word about     your first-place ranking? [02:43] Desumi     I'm very pleased. [02:45] Combatant A     And to celebrate your achievement,     you receive a Super Bosslar-kun Doll! [02:53] Beast     This ain't gonna stand! [02:55] Beast     You think you can outshine me     every single damned time... [02:57] Beast     Let's settle this, Reaper Princess! You and me! [03:00] Desumi     Please calm down. [03:01] Desumi     You can have this, if you want. [03:03] Beast     I don't want the damned thing! SIGN    thonk SIGN    Cafeteria [03:26] Gekko Cook     Here you are! One pasta set! [03:29] Beast     Stupid Reaper. [03:31] Beast     I'll show her soon enough. [03:33] Beast     Next time, I'm gonna be number one! [03:36] Steel     I suppose we'll see. [03:38] Beast     Shut your hole, last-placer! [03:40] Beast     And what's that crap you're eatin'? [03:42] Steel     Pickled sea cucumber. [03:43] Beast     What the hell is wrong with you? [03:46] Desumi     Beast Princess... [03:48] Desumi     She appears to have some     kind of grudge against me. [03:50] Desumi     She hates losing, and suffers     from violent mood swings. [03:54] Desumi     Steel Princess. [03:55] Desumi     She seems to exist in her own little world. [03:58] Desumi     She's uncompetitive,     and she's hard to get a handle on. [04:01] Steel     Would you like a bite? [04:03] Beast     Hell no! [04:04] Desumi     They're a fun little duo. [04:06] Steel     Would you hear me out, Beast-san? [04:08] Steel     I have something on my mind. [04:13] Steel     The truth is... [04:14] Steel     I've fallen in love with someone. [04:17] Beast     Like I give a damn. [04:19] Beast     Don't come to me with crap like that. [04:21] Desumi     You can tell me all about it! [04:23] Beast     Butt out, Reaper! [04:24] Desumi     You're in love? That's fabulous, Steel! [04:28] Steel     Reaper-san, are you interested     in people's love lives? [04:31] Beast     D-Didn't think you were the type... [04:34] Desumi     So? What kind of person are they? [04:37] Steel     Terribly wild, yet very understanding. SIGN    Mmm [04:41] Beast     No one wants to see a Reaper     make that stupid, goofy expression! [04:45] Steel     But this person is technically a co-worker. [04:49] Beast     Hang on, you kiddin' me? [04:50] Beast     Workplace romances are off-limits. [04:53] Beast     Give it up already. [04:56] Steel     I know that my feelings are wrong. [04:59] Steel     Yet... I cannot stop myself. [05:02] Beast     Followin' the rules comes first. [05:04] Beast     Tell her, Reaper. [05:06] Desumi     I understand. [05:08] Desumi     I completely understand how you feel, Steel! SIGN    squee SIGN    squee [05:11] Beast     Hey! [05:12] Desumi     Who cares if it's against the rules? [05:13] Desumi     I'll do everything I can to support you! [05:15] Beast     What's got you so enthusiastic? [05:18] Steel     Thank you, Reaper-san! [05:19] Beast     I said you can't do it! [05:21] Desumi     Okay, Steel. What do you want to do next? [05:24] Beast     It's like they don't even hear me! [05:28] Steel     I'd like to tell this person how I feel. [05:32] Desumi     Yeah, that sounds right! [05:34] Desumi     You can't get anywhere until they know! [05:39] Desumi     What's wrong? [05:46] Desumi     I'm absent-minded, plain, and a poor worker. [05:52] Desumi     I possess no qualities considered     appealing in a woman. [05:57] Desumi     There's no way this person     would ever return my feelings. [06:10] Desumi     Don't think that way, Steel. [06:12] Desumi     I know you can make that confession! [06:15] Steel     But how? [06:17] Desumi     With femininity! [06:19] Desumi     We'll help your develop your femininity, [06:20] Desumi     and give you the courage to     tell this person how you feel! [06:23] Beast     Soldiers in an evil army     don't need femininity! [06:27] Steel     Do you think I can do it? [06:29] Desumi     Of course you can! [06:30] Desumi     Don't worry. I'll help you! [06:33] Steel     Reaper-san... [06:36] Steel     I will try! SIGN    Cafeteria [06:38] Desumi     That's the spirit! [06:40] Desumi     Let's do our best, all three of us! [06:41] Beast     Since when am I a part of this?! [06:53] Beast     Hey... [06:56] Beast     Hey. [06:59] Beast     Hey! [07:00] Reaper     Pilates are great for your mental     and physical well-being. [07:03] Reaper     You have to concentrate, Beast! [07:05] Beast     I told you, I ain't part of this! [07:07] Desumi     How are you feeling, Steel? [07:10] Desumi     Okay, next up! SIGN    Terror [07:19] Desumi     Next up... SIGN    The Beautiful Manners of Maturity SIGN    Femininity [07:31] Desumi     Next up. [07:40] Desumi     Next up! [07:47] Desumi     This exercise will develop your     core muscles, giving you a great figure! [07:53] Desumi     H-Hey, are you okay? [07:55] Steel     I've had enough. [07:57] Steel     These exercises have only served     to confirm how worthless I am. [08:03] Steel     I will give up on love. [08:08] Steel     Thank you for trying your best for me. [08:13] Beast     Hey, now. [08:14] Beast     I think you made her feel     even worse about herself. [08:17] Desumi     Steel... [08:21] Culverin     I'll get you this time! [08:24] Culverin     Charge! [08:38] Fudo     I see. [08:39] Fudo     Sounds like you've been working really     hard to help your friend, Desumi-san. [08:43] Desumi     Steel is just like I was. [08:46] Desumi     No confidence in herself at all. [08:49] Desumi     But I ended up getting ahead     of myself and hurting her instead. [08:53] Desumi     I guess telling someone how you feel and     getting them to date you isn't that easy. [09:01] Desumi     Hey, Fudo... [09:02] Desumi     What do you expect out of     your significant other? [09:05] Fudo     Nothing in particular. [09:06] Desumi     Nothing? [09:07] Fudo     As long as you're by my side,     that's good enough for me. [09:12] Desumi     S-Stupid! [09:14] Desumi     There has to be something! [09:15] Desumi     Don't you want me to be     a good cook or anything? [09:17] Fudo     There isn't. [09:19] Fudo     I like you just the way you are. [09:25] Desumi     H-Honestly... you're hopeless, Fudo. [09:31] Desumi     Thank you, Fudo. [09:33] Desumi     I'm a very lucky girl. [09:35] Fudo     I just hope I helped. [09:38] Desumi     Yeah. You really did, Fudo. [09:45] Desumi     I forgot about something very important. SIGN    Steel Princess      Dressing Room [09:50] Desumi     We're coming in, Steel. SIGN    Iron Labyrinth [10:09] Beast     She's been holed up like this a whole day now. [10:13] Beast     When she gets like this,     she refuses to budge, [10:16] Beast     and it gets dangerous to approach. [10:20] Beast     Stupid! Don't provoke her! [10:21] Beast     Her shell's system     counterattacks automaticall! [10:26] Desumi     Listen to me, Steel! [10:28] Desumi     I was wrong. [10:30] Desumi     You never had to change! [10:33] Desumi     It's okay to have things you're not good at! [10:35] Desumi     You should be just the way you are! [10:37] Desumi     Be the Steel that we know! [11:04] Desumi     So, please, Steel... [11:11] Desumi     Don't give up on love. [11:15] Steel     Just the way I am? [11:19] Desumi     You didn't really give up, did you? [11:26] Steel     I didn't. [11:28] Desumi     You didn't really want to     deny your feelings of love. [11:34] Steel     I didn't, Reaper-san. [11:36] Beast     Sheesh, what a pain in the ass. [11:39] Steel     Thank you, you two. [11:42] Steel     You've given me the courage I need. [11:45] Steel     I know that I'm incompetent, [11:48] Steel     and completely lacking in appeal... [11:49] Steel     But that's just [11:54] Steel     the way I am! [11:57] Steel     I'm going to tell that person how I feel! SIGN    Eensy-weensy [12:04] vo     Eensy-weensy! [12:06] Beast     I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! [12:09] Beast     I hope that person blows you off! [12:12] Beast     Hang on... he's the one she's confessing to?! [12:15] Beast     And they're allowed to date?! [12:18] Beast     This is totally against the rules. [12:20] Beast     Every one of you, I swear... [12:24] Desumi     I'm so happy for you, Steel! [12:31] Desumi     Love After World Domination! [12:42] Catapult     I'm grateful for this food. [12:56] Culverin     It's on me. [12:57] Culverin     Eat up. [12:59] Catapult     You mean it? [13:00] Catapult     That super-duper nice! Thanks tons, man! [13:04] Culverin     In exchange, I have a favor to ask you. [13:08] Catapult     Yeah, yeah. [13:09] Catapult     I figured. [13:10] Catapult     Sure thing, gotcha. [13:13] Culverin     Allow me to borrow Steel Princess. [13:16] Catapult     Steel Princess? [13:26] Catapult     Sure thing! [13:27] Culverin     Y-You mean it? [13:28] Catapult     Totally, dude. [13:29] Catapult     But she's pretty frickin' stupid. You sure? [13:32] Culverin     Don't you say that about her! [13:34] Catapult     Hang on, hang on! [13:35] Catapult     You're scary when you blow up like that! [13:45] Culverin     Take this, Gelato 5! [13:47] Steel     Waves of Love Attack! [13:56] Yellow     Hang on! What's Steel Princess doing here? [14:00] Blue     I thought she was on a different squad! [14:02] Green     What's going on here? [14:03] Culverin     The power of love! [14:04] Blue     We don't have a choice.     I've got to call Red back! [14:10] Pink     Red-san isn't here! [14:12] Blue     B-But... I was sure he came this way... [14:15] Pink     He didn't! [14:17] Pink     But if you insist on coming this way... [14:19] Pink     You'll have to beat me first! [14:22] Blue     Quoi?! [14:25] Blue     This is like a bad dream. [14:34] Haru     Praise me! Praise me! Praise me! SIGN    Praise me SIGN    Praise me SIGN    Praise me [14:37] Fudo     T-Thanks. [14:38] Desumi     We appreciate it, Haru. [14:46] Desumi     Oh, I know, Fudo. [14:49] Desumi     Are you hungry? [14:55] Fudo     You made us lunch, Desumi-san! [14:57] Fudo     Mother! [14:59] Fudo     Thank you for bringing me into this     world in the same era as Desumi-san! SIGN    Shove [15:02] Desumi     It's really not that big a deal! [15:04] Fudo     Let's eat— [15:05] Desumi     Wait, Fudo! [15:07] Fudo     What? [15:08] Desumi     According to the specialist     texts I consulted, [15:11] Desumi     when couples eat together, [15:14] Desumi     they're supposed to... feed each other. SIGN    F     E     E     D     !!! [15:18] Fudo     Feed each other! [15:20] Fudo     Oh, I've heard of this! [15:23] Fudo     At last, I'll get to see it done! [15:25] Fudo     God above, thank you for creating this world! SIGN    Shove [15:28] Desumi     C'mon, cut it out! [15:31] Desumi     I feel like we're at about     the stage to try it. [15:34] Fudo     Agreed. Let's advance to that next step. [15:46] Desumi     H-Here it comes, Fudo! [15:48] Fudo     Bring it on, Desumi-san! [15:52] Desumi     O-Open wide! [15:57] Fudo     O-Opening wide... [16:12] Fudo     What is... happening? [16:15] Desumi     What is it, Fudo? [16:17] Fudo     My stomach hurts... like it's      never hurt before! [16:22] Desumi     What did you say?! SIGN    Heave SIGN    Heave [16:26] Desumi     Oh, come on! SIGN    Heave [16:28] Desumi     This is no time for that! SIGN    Heave [16:29] Fudo     These could be my last breaths... [16:34] Fudo     Quickly! [16:34] Desumi     I don't want to feed you this way! [16:40] Fudo     And so... I die. [16:44] Desumi     F-Fudo! [16:46] Desumi     Haru! Emergency! SIGN    3     Days      Later SIGN    Machino Hospital SIGN    Dear Red Gelato,           We wish you a swift recovery.      If you are to die,     we hope it will be at our hands.           Gekko's Great Leader      Supreme Leader Bosslar [16:57] Prof     His doctor said he can go home tomorrow. [17:01] Haru     That's such a relief, Senpai! [17:04] Misaki     But I guess appendicitis can take     out even the toughest among us. [17:09] Fudo     I'm so sorry for all the trouble. [17:10] Prof     Now, none of that. [17:12] Prof     Just rest for now. [17:13] Misaki     I peeled you an apple. [17:15] Misaki     Want some? [17:16] Fudo     Thanks, Misaki-neesan. [17:18] Misaki     Open wide! [17:20] Fudo     Opening wide... [17:23] (Flashback) Desumi     O-Open wide! [17:28] Fudo     No! Desumi-san must be     the first woman to feed me! [17:33] Misaki     The heck are you doing, Fudo? [17:35] Misaki     Open your mouth already! [17:37] Misaki     Stop playing around and eat it already! SIGN    Chomp [17:44] Misaki     You're both acting crazy! [17:48] Fudo     Haru-kun! [17:50] Prof     Goodbye for now. Take care, Fudo-kun. [17:52] Fudo     Yes, sir. I will. [17:54] Misaki     See you! SIGN    Inpatient Building     Examination Room [18:05] Desumi     Now, Fudo, open wide! [18:09] Fudo     Desumi-san... [18:12] Fudo     Opening wide! [18:15] Fudo's mother     I brought apples! [18:16] Fudo     That was close! [18:17] Fudo's mother     Eh? What was close? [18:19] Fudo     Oh... nothing, Mom. [18:21] Fudo's mother     I brought you a change of clothes. [18:23] Fudo     Oh, thank you. [18:24] Fudo's mother     I'll leave the apples here,     so you can eat them later. [18:27] Fudo's mother     Well, I have volleyball     with my women's group! [18:30] Fudo     Sure. [18:34] Fudo     This must be some kind of karmic retribution. [18:40] Fudo     All right. [18:41] Desumi     Don't do anything stupid, Fudo. [18:45] Desumi     You'll pop your stitches. [18:47] Fudo     Desumi-san! [18:49] Desumi     I heard they're letting you out tomorrow, [18:51] Desumi     but I wanted to see you while you      were in this unusual situation... SIGN    squee [18:56] Fudo     Oh so cute... SIGN    Oh so cute... [18:58] Desumi     You seem to be feeling a lot better now. [19:00] Desumi     The color's back in your face, too. [19:02] Fudo     I'd never die until I let you feed me! SIGN    Shove SIGN    Shove [19:07] Desumi     Don't talk big, Mr. Appendicitis! [19:09] Fudo     You're hitting my stitches! [19:12] Desumi     Honestly, you're just so silly. [19:31] Desumi     Here, Fudo... [19:33] Desumi     To celebrate your recovery. [19:42] Desumi     Open wide! [19:44] Fudo     Opening wide... [20:01] Desumi     H-H-How did you like it? [20:03] Fudo     No food since the dawn of civilization     has ever been so delicious! [20:13] Desumi     Fudo... [20:15] Fudo     Desumi-san... [20:18] Fudo's mother     I just remembered, Fudo! [20:20] Fudo's mother     Your father's coming to pick you     up in his mini truck tomorrow! [20:23] Fudo     The mood! [20:23] Fudo's mother     Oh, is this a friend of yours? [20:25] Fudo's mother     Can you play volleyball? [20:26] Fudo's mother     We need more players to fill the team! [20:28] Fudo's mother     Come, come, come, come! [20:29] Fudo     The mood! [22:13] Fudo's mother     Desumi-san! SIGN    Sudden Death Seniors [22:27] Fudo's mother     You were such a big help today, Desumi-chan. [22:30] Desumi     It was my pleasure! [22:31] Desumi     Call me any time you need me. [22:33] Fudo's mother     You know I will. [22:35] Fudo's mother     But I'm sorry for what I did earlier. [22:38] Fudo's mother     I know you were in the middle of feeding him. [22:43] Desumi     A-Actually, I was... [22:45] Fudo's mother     No need to be shy. SIGN    Pat SIGN    Pat [22:46] Fudo's mother     I did the same thing with     my man back in the day! [22:49] Fudo's mother     Despite what you might think, I used     to be a real looker back in the day. [22:52] Fudo's mother     Want to see? [23:00] Desumi     S-So cute! [23:04] Fudo's mother     Yes, yes! [23:06] Fudo's mother     I really was, wasn't I? [23:12] Fudo's mother     Desumi-chan, take care of my Fudo. [23:16] Desumi     I will! [23:20] Bosslar     Secret Society Gekko has a combatant     cafeteria and dormitory facilities. [23:24] Bosslar     A mentorship system helps     to guide the inexperienced. [23:28] Bosslar     We treasure individuality in our work force [23:30] Bosslar     as we work together to     achieve world domination! SIGN    Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach... [23:33] Bosslar     Next time: "As Long as We're at the Beach..." SIGN    Secret Society Gekko [23:36] Bosslar     We'll be waiting for your resumes! E6 - As Long as We're at the Beach... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:22] Desumi     Gosh, it's hot! [00:24] Fudo     Yeah, summer's in full swing. [00:27] Fudo     By the way, Desumi-san. [00:28] Fudo     There's a lot to do in the summer, isn't there? [00:31] Fudo     Is there anything you'd     like to do as a couple? [00:34] Desumi     What a great idea, Fudo! [00:36] Desumi     Let's see... what would be best? [00:40] Desumi     Barbecues, fireworks displays... [00:42] Desumi     Let's see... [00:44] Desumi     A trip to the mountains would be nice, [00:46] Desumi     but I think it has to be the beach! [00:47] Fudo     The beach?! [00:52] Desumi     Fudo? [00:54] Fudo     Swimsuits?! [00:56] Desumi     Hey! Fudo? SIGN    Opening Theme          "Koi wa Explosion (feat. Culverin Bear )"          Vocals: Masayoshi Oishi          Lyrics • Music • Mixing: Masayoshi Oishi SIGN    Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach... SIGN    Tense [02:38] Beast     Aha! SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense [02:39] Beast     Truly becoming of my rival, Reaper Princess! SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense [02:42] Beast     She exudes a forbidding aura,     even during lunchtime! SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense SIGN    Tense [02:48] Beast     What could be the poor recipient     of the fire in her gaze? SIGN    Green Tea Pudding SIGN    Tiramisu SIGN    Pasta Set      Dessert Options SIGN    Hmmm... SIGN    Green Tea Pudding SIGN    Tiramisu [02:53] Beast     You let me down, big-time! [02:55] Beast     Don't you know you've got     an image to maintain? [02:57] Beast     You were the one person around here     with a ferocity I could respect. [03:03] Beast     Now look at you, eating pasta with     that goofy look on your face! [03:06] Beast     Why'd you want to join     Gekko in the first place? [03:09] Desumi     I didn't. My family applied for me. [03:11] Beast     What are you, an idol?! [03:14] Beast     But that entrance exam ain't easy.     How the hell'd you pass, then? [03:20] Desumi     I just did my best, [03:23] Desumi     and they put me in a leadership role. [03:26] Beast     She never meant to apply? Is that     why she doesn't take it seriously? [03:32] Desumi     Hey, Beast! [03:33] Desumi     Don't you think a beach would be     a great place for our next attack? [03:36] Beast     Huh?! [03:40] Gekko Announcer     All squad leaders and Princess Series members,     report to the conference room at once. [03:44] Gekko Announcer     I repeat. [03:44] Beast     They don't usually call     us in at this time of day. [03:45] Gekko Announcer     All squad leaders and Princess Series members,     report to the conference room at once. [03:55] Beast     Hey! [03:56] Beast     Drop the pasta and get moving! [04:02] Beast     Beast Princess and Reaper Princess,      now in attendance! SIGN    Allow me to explain! [04:10] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [04:11] Narrator     Secret Society Gekko is an     uncompromising hierarchy! SIGN    Supreme Leader Bosslar SIGN    Monsters (Leaders) SIGN    Bear Monster SIGN    Snake Monster SIGN    Wolf Monster SIGN    Eagle Monster SIGN    Lion Monster SIGN    Rabbit Monster SIGN    Princess Series (Sub-Leaders) SIGN    Reaper SIGN    Steel SIGN    Blood SIGN    Heat SIGN    Beast SIGN    Judgment SIGN    Moonlight Soldiers [04:17] Narrator     Its six squadrons are led by     their six strongest monsters, [04:21] Narrator     with the Princess Series serving     below them as sub-leaders! [04:26] Bosslar     Allow me to reveal the reason     I have called you all here today. [04:30] Bosslar     I have decided to create a new monster     and establish a new squadron! [04:38] Bosslar     Reaper Princess, step forward! [04:44] Bosslar     Congratulations! [04:47] Bosslar     Reaper Princess, Desumi Magahara! [04:52] Bosslar     I am promoting you [04:53] Bosslar     from Princess Series to monster! [04:58] Bosslar     You'll undergo enhancement surgery, [05:00] Bosslar     be fused with an animal, [05:01] Bosslar     and acquire greater power than ever before! [05:04] Desumi     You... You want to make me a monster? [05:06] Beast     Damn it! They passed me over for her?! [05:08] Desumi     H-Hang on a min— [05:10] Culverin     You're moving up in the world at last! [05:12] Culverin     I always knew you had it in you! [05:15] Catapult     Welcome to the monster world! [05:18] Matchlock     These bodies are awesome, girl! [05:22] Beast     It's frustrating, but I'm gonna catch up soon! [05:24] Beast     Just wait and see! [05:26] Drone     Congratulations, Reaper-chan! [05:28] Drone     You'll be just like us! [05:31] Desumi     Drone Rabbit-senpai? [05:33] Desumi     She's so pretty... [05:34] Desumi     If I could become a cute monster     like her, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. [05:38] Bosslar     Reaper Princess! [05:41] Sign     Fusion Concept Diagram [05:41] Bosslar     I intend to fuse you with a mountain gorilla! [05:46] Bosslar     A fusion between the two ultimate primates! [05:49] Bosslar     A true miracle of chemistry! [05:52] Desumi     Wait a minute! [05:53] Bosslar     The enhancement surgery     will take place tomorrow! [05:56] Desumi     W-Wait... [05:56] Bosslar     That is all! [05:57] Bosslar     Dismissed! [06:04] Desumi     If I become a monster, [06:05] Desumi     it'll mean big changes to life as I know it. [06:09] Desumi     No beach date, either, probably. [06:14] Desumi     But I can't exactly say no... SIGN    Lifetime Soldier [06:21] Desumi's Father     Hey, Desumi! [06:23] Desumi's Father     How ya doin'? [06:24] Desumi     Dad... [06:26] Desumi's father     Got a message from Bosslar-sama. [06:29] Desumi's father     He's promotin' you, he said! [06:31] Desumi's father     That's my perfect little girl! [06:34] Desumi's little brother     One, two... [06:36] Desumi's family     Congratulations, Sis! [06:38] Desumi's father     Never thought we'd have a monster in our     very own family... It's a dream come true! [06:43] Desumi's mother     Now, dear, don't cry... [06:45] Desumi's father     I was a combatant all through to retirement, [06:48] Desumi's father     so it's makin' me so happy... [06:49] Desumi's mother     Give it your best, Desumi! [06:52] Desumi     Mom... [06:53] Desumi     The truth is... I'm not sure I want... [06:56] Desumi's mother     And after seeing' how hard you been workin', [06:58] Desumi's mother     your sister's finally started     comin' out of her shell. [07:02] Desumi's mother     Go on, dear. [07:02] Desumi's mother     Talk to your big sister. [07:05] Urami     Big Sis. [07:07] Desumi     Urami... [07:08] Urami     I'm gonna join Gekko when I graduate. [07:11] Urami     You better keep fightin',     even after you're a monster. [07:14] Urami     You're my idol, Big Sis. [07:20] Desumi     I hear ya, Urami. [07:21] Desumi     No worries. [07:23] Desumi's mother     See ya, Desumi! [07:25] Desumi's mother     Take care of yourself! [07:27] Siblings     See ya! Keep fightin', Big Sis! [07:36] Desumi     My Gekko teammates and my family     are all so happy for me... [07:41] Desumi     They'll all be really upset if I     turn the promotion down, right? [07:50] Desumi     I wonder what Fudo would say. [07:55] Desumi     H-Hey! SIGN    Fudo [07:58] Desumi     F-Fudo?! [08:00] Desumi     Wh-Whaddya want?! [08:02] Fudo     That adorable Hakata dialect! [08:04] Fudo     I was just thinking about you,     and I realized I wanted to hear your voice. [08:09] Fudo     Is something up? [08:12] Fudo     Your greeting was a little     bit different than usual. [08:13] Fudo     Your greeting was a little     bit different than usual. [08:18] Fudo     Nah, I'm sure I heard wrong. [08:20] Fudo     Don't worry about it. [08:24] Fudo     Give me one hour! SIGN    I'm here, Desumi-san [08:44] Desumi     Fudo? [08:56] Fudo     I see. [08:57] Fudo     They want to make you a monster. [08:59] Desumi     Yeah, and combine me with a gorilla. [09:02] Fudo     You'd be the world's cutest gorilla! [09:04] Desumi     This is serious for me, okay?! [09:10] Desumi     Hey, Fudo. [09:12] Desumi     What do you think I should do? [09:14] Fudo     It doesn't matter what I think. [09:16] Fudo     What do you want to do? [09:19] Desumi     What I want to do... [09:24] Desumi     Now that I think about it, this whole time, [09:26] Desumi     I never even thought about it. SIGN    Gekko Interview Site [09:32] Fudo     Desumi-san... [09:34] Fudo     Your kindness toward everyone around you     is one of the things I love best about you. [09:39] Fudo     But you should turn a little bit of that     kindness toward yourself every now and then. [09:46] Fudo     Now, what do you want to do? [09:51] Desumi     That's right. [09:54] Desumi     It is okay for me to choose, isn't it? [09:58] Desumi     If I become a gorilla, [10:01] Desumi     it's going to be harder to do my manicures,     my cooking, my handicrafts... [10:06] Desumi     It would make it harder     to see you, too, Fudo. [10:09] Desumi     I want to go back to the     amusement park with you. [10:11] Desumi     I want to have our afterschool date. [10:13] Desumi     And I wouldn't feel comfortable going     to the beach in any body but this one. [10:17] Desumi     I don't want to give up on any of that. [10:21] Desumi     Fudo... [10:23] Desumi     Meeting you has made me want     to do so many new things. [10:28] Desumi     If I was still the person I was before you, [10:30] Desumi     I probably would have gone along with     what everyone else wanted for me. [10:34] Desumi     But... [10:37] Desumi     I'm sorry, everyone. [10:39] Desumi     I can't become a gorilla yet! [10:42] Desumi     I want to be able to keep     leaning on Fudo like this. [10:51] Bosslar     Wh-What?! [10:54] Bosslar     What do you mean, you don't     want to become a monster?! [10:57] Desumi     That's my decision. [10:59] Desumi     I have no regrets. [11:00] Beast     Are you freakin' nuts, Reaper?! [11:02] Culverin     This is your chance to acquire true power! [11:05] Bosslar     You reject your great leader's generous offer?! [11:09] Desumi     Yes. [11:19] Bosslar     Magnificent! [11:21] Bosslar     You are truly a wonder, Reaper Princess! [11:23] Desumi     Huh? [11:24] Bosslar     Your style is to fight only with     your naturally-given gifts! [11:28] Bosslar     Truly, you have the heart of a martial artist! [11:31] Bosslar     You believe accepting the power of an animal     would be admitting your own weakness! SIGN    Burned [11:38] Bosslar     All right! A round of applause     for Reaper Princess! [11:41] Bosslar     You all could learn a thing or two from her! SIGN    I told them I didn't want to become a monster!! SIGN    Fudo SIGN    Thanks, Fudo SIGN    You followed your heart      and turned them down! SIGN    You're amazing, Desumi-san! [11:54] Combatant A     Hey, it's Reaper Princess! [11:57] Combatant B     She must have gotten her enhancement surgery! [11:59] Combatant A     So that's what she looks like after     being combined with the gorilla? [12:03] Combatant B     Yeah! She's more intimidating than ever! [12:08] Desumi     Love After World Domination! [12:22] Desumi     Wow, the weather is great! [12:26] Desumi     I'm all ready! Let's go! [12:29] Culverin     One moment, Reaper Princess. SIGN    Ack [12:32] Culverin     What are you doing with that beach stuff? [12:34] Culverin     Just because we're at the beach     doesn't mean it's a vacation. [12:38] Culverin     Honestly. [12:39] Culverin     Now, are you sure about     that tip you received? [12:42] Desumi     Yes, sir! [12:43] Desumi     Absolutely certain! [12:45] (Flashback) Desumi     You mean it, Fudo? [12:47] (Flashback) Fudo     Yeah. [12:47] ---      [12:48] (Flashback) Fudo     This Saturday, we'll be doing a test drive     of King Gelato Robo at Shonan Beach. [12:48] ---      [12:50] ---      [12:53] ---      [12:54] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [12:56] Narrator     King Gelato Robo is a 12-piece combining     robot designed to fight giant monsters! [13:03] (Flashback) Desumi     The beach... [13:05] (Flashback) Desumi     Does that mean... [13:06] (Flashback) Fudo     Yes! [13:07] (Flashback) Fudo     It's our chance for a beach date at last! [13:11] (Flashback) Desumi     That's great, Fudo! SIGN    Sparkle [13:12] (Flashback) Desumi     I can't wait for Saturday! [13:20] (Flashback) Desumi     Hello? Is this Bear-sama? [13:22] (Flashback) Desumi     I've just gotten a secret     tip about the heroes' activities. SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout     Reaper Princess     (Swimsuit Provided) [13:25] Desumi     But it appears the heroes     have not yet arrived. [13:30] Culverin     Then you should make careful     preparations for their arrival. [13:33] Culverin     Our mission is to investigate     and demolish the heroes' robot. SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout      Culverin Bear & Steel Princess     (Swimsuits Provided) [13:38] Culverin     It's important to act     carefully and discreetly. [13:41] Steel     This is a combined mission     between our three squadrons. [13:44] Steel     Let's all work together,     Reaper-san, Beast-sa— [13:50] Steel     Oh? Why are you hiding behind those rocks? [13:53] Beast     I a-ain't hidin'! [13:56] Beast     I just... [13:58] Beast     Well... SIGN    Majima [14:00] Beast     Don't my outfit seem a little     different from what you guys got? SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout     Beast Princess     (Swimsuit Provided) [14:03] Steel     Certainly not. [14:04] Steel     It looks wonderful on you. [14:05] Desumi     Yes! [14:06] Beast     Y-You think? [14:10] Beast     Hey, Steel. [14:12] Beast     Don't stand next to me. [14:13] Beast     Buzz off! [14:14] Steel     But why? We should work together! [14:16] Beast     Just get lost, damn it! [14:40] Culverin     Retreat! Retreat! [14:45] Professor     Oh, sorry! [14:46] Professor     I accidentally fired the missiles! [14:49] Fudo     They didn't hit anybody. [14:51] Fudo     I don't... think. [14:53] Fudo     Probably. [14:55] Beast     They anticipated our sabotage mission. [14:58] Beast     A submarine... [15:00] Beast     Is that a part of their giant robot? [15:04] Misaki     It's so much nicer out here than in there! [15:10] Haru     Misaki-san, no beer! [15:11] Misaki     Oh, chill out. [15:13] Misaki     As long as we're at the beach... [15:14] Haru     No way! [15:15] Haru     We're not here to have fun! [15:17] Professor     Now, now. [15:18] Professor     None of that, Misaki-kun. [15:21] Professor     That one's still warm. SIGN    Ta-dah [15:24] Professor     You'll want to drink these. [15:26] Haru     Professor... [15:27] Professor     Now, now, Haru-kun. [15:29] Professor     I know we're doing a test drive, [15:30] Professor     but it's just for Gelato Submarine. [15:33] Professor     And this one just forms the robot's calf, [15:37] Professor     so it's not exactly essential. [15:39] Haru     Then why did you make it?! [15:41] Beast     Red's coming here! [15:50] Beast     What's the plan, Reaper? [15:52] Beast     You think we can handle     the mission on our own? [15:54] Beast     H-Hey! [15:57] Desumi     Found you, Fudo! [16:00] Fudo     Oh, Desumi-sa— [16:11] Desumi     Wh-What's wrong, Fudo? [16:12] Desumi     Hey! [16:15] Fudo     I was so taken aback by your     loveliness that I forgot to breathe! [16:18] Desumi     Cut it out! You scared me! [16:22] Desumi     Don't stare at me like that! [16:25] Desumi     I didn't choose the outfit myself,     but it's a little embarrassing... SIGN    Oh so precious [16:28] Fudo     Oh so precious! [16:36] Fudo     Now, let's have the beach date of our dreams! [16:41] Desumi     That reminds me...     There was something I wanted to try. [16:45] Fudo     Okay! Let's do it! [16:47] Beast     She intends to execute the     plan completely on her own. [16:50] Beast     Reaper Princess is truly impressive. [16:52] Beast     Meanwhile, I always get     stuck evaluating risk... [16:57] Beast     That's the difference between us. [17:00] Beast     But... that ends today! [17:03] Beast     I, Beast Princess, A.K.A. Kiki Majima, [17:06] Beast     will finally gain some respect— [17:18] Beast     She's torturing him! SIGN    She's torturing him!!! [17:20] Desumi     Well? [17:21] Desumi     Can't move now, can you? [17:23] Fudo     I can't! [17:24] Beast     Reaper Princess... She truly is merciless! [17:27] Desumi     And there's one other thing     I really wanted to do! [17:29] Beast     Sh-She's not finished yet?! [17:33] Desumi     All ready? SIGN    Menace [17:43] Beast     She's gonna smash his head open! SIGN    She's gonna smash his head open!! SIGN    She smashed it!! [17:48] Beast     She smashed it! [17:53] Hayato     Hey, cutie! [17:56] Beast     Hang on! [17:57] Hayato     Truly, is this not destiny? [17:59] Beast     H-Hang on. [18:00] Beast     I know you... [18:02] Beast     You're Blue Gelato! [18:04] Hayato     Wow! You know me? [18:06] Hayato     That's fantastic! [18:08] Hayato     Come enjoy your summer with a celebrity! [18:11] Beast     You're every bit the pig I'd heard... [18:14] Beast     Hands off! [18:17] Beast     Where's Reaper? [18:19] ---      [18:20] ---      [18:21] ---      [18:21] Beast     She's deeply infiltrated their ranks! SIGN    She's deeply infiltrated their ranks! [18:25] Hayato     Hey. [18:25] Hayato     Just admit you want a piece of this. [18:29] Hayato     Come back, my sweet honey! [18:30] ---      [18:31] ---      [18:39] Misaki     I gotta say... [18:41] Misaki     Desumi-chan, you said you were     Fudo's friend or something... [18:45] Misaki     But it looks to me like you're dating. SIGN    grin SIGN    grin [18:49] Desumi     A-Are not! SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake [18:52] Misaki     So dang cute! SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake SIGN    shake [18:56] Daigo     I made chilled noodles. [18:58] Misaki     That's our boy! [19:00] Haru     Let's eat! [19:02] Daigo     Join us. [19:03] Desumi     Oh, thanks. [19:14] Misaki     Wow! [19:15] Haru     Fireworks! [19:19] Professor     Surprise! [19:38] Haru     They're so pretty! [19:39] Misaki     Well done, Professor! [19:43] Professor     So much smoke! [19:47] Misaki     So you're the one I have to thank? [19:50] Desumi     Thank? [19:51] Misaki     Fudo's become a better man than before. [19:57] Misaki     And he's sharing more sides of himself. [20:00] Misaki     I think that's because of you, Desumi-chan. [20:08] Fudo     Are you watching, Desumi-san? [20:10] Fudo     Isn't it beautiful? [20:11] Desumi     Yes, it is, Fudo! SIGN    Handheld     200 Sparklers [20:18] Haru     Look what we bought! [20:19] Haru     Let's all do them together! [20:21] Fudo     Okay! [20:22] Misaki     Sounds great! [20:29] Desumi     Fudo... [20:30] Desumi     You really are an amazing man... [20:34] Desumi     Since I first started going out with you, [20:37] Desumi     it's been nothing but     wonderful things every day! [20:43] Professor     I hope the young people     are enjoying themselves. [20:47] Professor     Now, time to fire the final show-stopper. SIGN    clunk [20:56] Beast     Finally lost him... [20:58] Beast     Talk about persistent! [20:59] Reaper     Hey, Beast! [21:02] Beast     Reaper? [21:04] Beast     After all she did to Red,     it's like nothing happened. [21:07] Beast     But of course, [21:09] Beast     not even she could destroy the whole robot— [21:14] Beast     She freaking did it! SIGN    She freaking did it! [21:16] Desumi     That last firework was a really big one! [21:19] Beast     She really knows no bounds! [21:24] Desumi     What a wonderful day it's been! [23:15] Daigo     She's... [23:29] All     It looks delicious! [23:31] Beast     Liar! SIGN    Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made [23:33] Beast     Episode 7 is gonna be     "Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made." [23:37] Beast     So watch it, okay? [23:41] ---      [23:43] ---      [23:45] ---      [23:47] ---      [23:49] ---      [23:51] ---      [23:53] ---      E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Haru     Misaki-san! All done for the day? [00:18] Misaki     Yeah, I'm checking out. [00:19] Misaki     What? [00:20] Misaki     Daigo, you're still here? [00:22] Daigo     Yeah, Fudo is working the late shift. [00:24] Daigo     I decided to make him some rations. [00:27] Misaki     Truly impressive as ever! [00:30] Haru     All that on top of scouting     out new heroes for the team. [00:33] Haru     You must be very busy! [00:36] Daigo     It's not a problem. [00:38] Misaki     Well, Daigo? [00:40] Misaki     Feel like scouting me     as a companion for life? [00:43] Daigo     Indifference... SIGN    Indifference [00:45] Misaki     At least don't ignore me! [00:47] Misaki     You're making me cry! [00:48] Daigo     Workplace relationships are off-limits. [00:51] Misaki     As if I don't know that! You goody-goody! [00:54] Haru     Daigo-san is completely unflappable. [00:56] Haru     He's calm by nature,     and levelheaded in combat. [01:01] Haru     He never loses his cool... unlike me. [01:05] Misaki     Yeah. Psychologically speaking,     Daigo is our organization's rock. [01:14] Daigo     I brought dinner. [01:16] Fudo     Thank you, Daigo-san. [01:18] Daigo     Working hard? [01:20] Fudo     I'm writing an exchange diary! [01:22] Daigo     Oh. With the girl who     visited you at the beach? [01:25] Fudo     That's right. I never introduced     the two of you, did I? [01:28] Fudo     Her name is Desumi-san— SIGN    Crash [01:31] Fudo     Daigo-san? [01:34] Daigo     D-Desu... Desu... [01:38] Daigo     Desu...mi... [01:39] Fudo     A-Are you all right?! [01:41] Daigo     Desumi... Magahara... [01:45] Fudo     Daigo-san? [01:46] Fudo     Daigo-san?! SIGN    Infirmary SIGN    Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made [03:24] Fudo     Here, some water. [03:26] Daigo     It's appreciated. [03:37] Fudo     Daigo-san... [03:38] Fudo     It's hard to believe, but do     you already know Desumi-san? [03:43] Daigo     Yes. [03:44] Fudo     That's right, you were also born in Hakata. [03:48] Fudo     Do you have some kind of history with her? [03:55] Daigo     Desumi Magahara is the monster I made. [04:00] Fudo     Are you saying you knew her as a child?! [04:04] Fudo     Tell me everything! SIGN    Intense [04:06] Fudo     Everything about Desumi-san     that I don't already know! [04:10] Daigo     It's a truly terrifying story. [04:12] Daigo     I'd prefer you not ask unless     you're prepared for the worst. [04:14] Fudo     That's ridiculous! [04:16] Fudo     I'm prepared for anything! [04:19] Daigo     Very well. [04:21] Daigo     I'll tell you, then... [04:22] Daigo     Of the day that the     "Land of Demons," Fukuoka, [04:24] Daigo     became the home of a true demon. SIGN    Oda-Style     Karate [04:31] Daigo     This was ten years ago. SIGN    Oda-Style Karate [04:33] Daigo     I was still in middle school then. [04:40] Daigo     I was a promising talent     at a famous karate school. [04:46] Daigo     I had no rivals among the older     students, let alone among my peers. [04:50] Daigo     I believed myself the best in the prefecture. [04:53] Daigo     And then... she arrived. [04:58] (Flashback) Instructor     This is Desumi Magahara. She's seven. [05:01] (Flashback) Instructor     Give her your best, everyone. SIGN    Oh so cute [05:03] Fudo     Oh so cute... [05:04] Daigo     I'll ask you not to smile     and stare absently, please. [05:07] Daigo     There's far more to the story. [05:09] Daigo     These were the first words out of her mouth: [05:12] (Flashback) Desumi     I try to play with stuff an' always break it. [05:15] (Flashback) Desumi     I'm gonna try hard not to break nothin' here! [05:17] (Flashback) Dojo Student A     Well, look at that little terror! [05:25] (Flashback) Instructor     Daigo, look after her, would you? [05:32] (Flashback) Daigo     Young Desu, was it? [05:34] (Flashback) Daigo     I'd like to see what you can do. [05:35] (Flashback) Daigo     Give me a hit, right here. [05:37] (Flashback) Desumi     A hit? [05:39] (Flashback) Desumi     What's that? Like a punch? [05:41] (Flashback) Daigo     Yes, that's right. [05:42] (Flashback) Desumi     Like this? [05:48] (Flashback) Daigo's mother     Upsy-daisy! [05:51] (Flashback) Daigo's grandmother     Dai-chan chose the chopsticks! [05:56] (Flashback) Daigo's father     You're going to start learning karate today. SIGN    Gasp!! [06:00] Daigo     D-Did my life just flash before my eyes? SIGN    knock     knock SIGN    knock     knock [06:03] Daigo     I, the strongest in the dojo,     was nearly killed by a second-grader?! SIGN    knock     knock [06:06] (Flashback) Desumi     Sorry. It didn't hurt too bad, did it? [06:09] (Flashback) Daigo     It was an excellent straight punch,     but it didn't even faze me. [06:13] (Flashback) Desumi     S-So cool! [06:15] (Flashback) Desumi     You're the first thing I couldn't break! [06:17] (Flashback) Desumi     Can I hit you again?! [06:20] (Flashback) Daigo     N-Not... today. [06:22] (Flashback) Daigo     I don't want you hurting your fists. [06:26] (Flashback) Desumi     Let's play again, Daigo-niichan! [06:31] Fudo     Little Desumi-san is everything     I'd expect! A true child prodigy! [06:34] Daigo     I didn't entirely believe it at the time. [06:38] Daigo     I chalked it up to dumb luck. [06:40] Daigo     But then, the next day... [06:44] (Flashback) Daigo     Good morning. [06:46] (Flashback) Daigo     Instructor, why are you taking down the sign? [06:49] (Flashback) Instructor     I'm sorry, but I'm closing the dojo. [06:54] (Flashback) Instructor     I was trying to train a second-grader... [06:58] (Flashback) Instructor     and she actually beat me. [07:00] (Flashback) Instructor     I'm a failure as an instructor. [07:02] (Flashback) Instructor     I'm going to become a hermit. [07:04] (Flashback) Daigo     There's no way... [07:13] (Flashback) Desumi     Daigo-niichan! [07:15] (Flashback) Daigo     Young Desu? [07:17] (Flashback) Desumi     I heard the dojo was goin' away. [07:22] (Flashback) Desumi     This is always what happens. [07:26] (Flashback) Desumi     Every place where I have fun [07:28] (Flashback) Desumi     always goes away... [07:41] (Flashback) Daigo     Don't worry, Young Desu. [07:43] (Flashback) Daigo     I'll train you. [07:46] (Flashback) Daigo     So please, no more tears. [07:50] (Flashback) Desumi     Daigo-niichan! SIGN    Fair and Equal [07:53] (Flashback) Daigo     Starting today, I will be your teacher. [07:58] Daigo     I had no way of knowing this at the time, [08:01] Daigo     but that was the moment     I'd opened Pandora's box. [08:18] (Flashback) Daigo     You've improved quite a lot. [08:19] (Flashback) Daigo     But I fear you're a long     way from catching up to me. [08:23] Daigo     I was desperate to save face as her teacher. [08:27] (Flashback) Desumi     You're so strong, Instructor! [08:30] Daigo     But all I did was stoke her enthusiasm. [08:34] Daigo     I worked desperately to make myself stronger [08:36] Daigo     just to keep her from killing me. [08:38] Fudo     So Desumi-san is the reason     why you're so strong! [08:42] Daigo     And as the days passed... [08:46] (Flashback) Punk A     Hey! You Desumi Magahara? [08:53] (Flashback) Punk B     Looks like your average     middle schooler to me. [08:56] (Flashback) Punk C     But takin' her down'll be our ticket to fame! [09:01] Daigo     Rumors spread like wildfire, [09:03] Daigo     and soon, Young Desu was forced     to deal with hooligans constantly. [09:07] (Flashback) Desumi     I gotta make dinner for     my little brothers today. [09:10] (Flashback) Desumi     Mind givin' me a break? [09:12] (Flashback) Punk B     Too bad, girlie! [09:13] (Flashback) Punk B     Your little bros'll have     to go hungry tonight! [09:18] Daigo     And soon, Young Desu became known     as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori. [09:24] Fudo     What a fun nickname! [09:26] Fudo     I'll tease her about it     in our exchange diary. [09:30] Daigo     Then, during the last     winter of high school, [09:32] Daigo     my parents divorced,     and I had to move to Tokyo. [09:38] Daigo     But I had one last piece     of business to take care of. [09:47] Daigo     Settling things with Young Desu! [09:50] (Flashback) Desumi     It's been forever, Daigo-niichan! [09:53] (Flashback) Desumi     Where ya been? [09:54] (Flashback) Daigo     Listen closely, Young Desu. [09:58] (Flashback) Daigo     This will be our final practice. [10:01] (Flashback) Daigo     Let us both give it all we have. [10:05] Daigo     I've been training hard for so     long in anticipation of this day. [10:10] Daigo     I made this monster. Now I must slay it! [10:16] (Flashback) Daigo     Let's begin! [10:18] Daigo     Two minutes later, I lay upon the     ground like a tattered rag. [10:23] (Flashback) Desumi     We said we wouldn't take     it easy on each other, [10:26] (Flashback) Desumi     but you totally held back on me. [10:27] Daigo     I swear to God, I didn't. [10:30] (Flashback) Daigo     What kind of instructor could     go all-out on his student? [10:34] Daigo     What a fool I am. [10:37] (Flashback) Daigo     Farewell, Young Desu. [10:39] (Flashback) Desumi     Daigo-niichan! [10:42] (Flashback) Desumi     Will I ever see you again? [10:44] Daigo     You will not. [10:45] (Flashback) Desumi     When we meet again, will we practice     together again, like we did today? [10:49] Daigo     Absolutely not. [10:50] (Flashback) Desumi     When we do, I promise to go     all-out for the first time! [10:54] Daigo     She wasn't even going all-out back there? [10:55] Daigo     Terrifying... [10:56] Daigo (Echo)     Terrifying... [10:58] Daigo     I left for Tokyo like a man on the run, [11:01] Daigo     and was scouted to be a hero. [11:04] Daigo     It appears the memories     were so frightening to me, [11:07] Daigo     I unconsciously sealed them away. [11:09] Daigo     It's pathetic, I'm sure. [11:11] Daigo     But I can't believe she's here in Tokyo. [11:15] Daigo     What in the world brought her here? [11:17] Fudo     It's because she's a Gekko executive! [11:19] Daigo     She didn't seem to recognize     me during the barbecue, [11:24] Daigo     but it's only a matter of time     until she figures out who I am. [11:27] Daigo     I wonder. Does she still have the power     that earned her the "Reaper" nickname? [11:32] Fudo     M-Most likely. [11:34] Daigo     I see. [11:35] Daigo     Then I must prepare myself. [11:38] Daigo     Fudo, you are aware that workplace     romance is forbidden here, correct? [11:41] Fudo     Yes. [11:42] Daigo     Listen to me. SIGN    Tremble [11:43] Daigo     You need to break up with her at once. [11:47] Fudo     What? [11:48] Daigo     I am going to find Desumi Magahara— [11:51] Fudo     D-Daigo-san? [11:53] Daigo     —and s-scout her for our team! [11:55] Fudo     What?! [11:57] Fudo     You're having trouble even saying it. [11:59] Daigo     Of course I'm having trouble. [12:00] Daigo     Th-The thought of even     talking to Young Desu— [12:02] Daigo     The thought of even talking     to her terrifies me! [12:05] Daigo     But this is all for the sake of world peace! SIGN    Desperation [12:10] Daigo     As the person in charge of personnel     scouting for a hero organization, [12:13] Daigo     I cannot simply neglect to pursue her talent! [12:17] Fudo     Desumi-san... part of Gelato 5? [12:19] Desumi     I'm Black Gelato! Nice to work with you! [12:22] Desumi (Echo)     Black Gelato! SIGN    Oh so cute [12:23] Fudo     Oh so cute! [12:25] Daigo     Fudo! [12:26] Daigo     First, I need to learn more about her. [12:28] Daigo     Come with me. [12:30] Fudo     I think... [12:32] Fudo     this might end up being     more trouble than expected. [12:37] Desumi     Love After World Domination! SIGN    Gusco [12:51] Fudo     N-Now, Daigo-san. [12:53] Fudo     Allow me to officially introduce... [12:55] Fudo     Desumi-san. [12:57] Desumi     It's been so long, Daigo-niichan! [13:00] Desumi     How ya been? [13:02] Daigo     Fine. [13:03] Daigo     You appear to be well, as well. SIGN    Tremble SIGN    Tremble [13:07] narrator     Allow me to explain! [13:08] narrator     Desumi-phobic Green Gelato,     A.K.A. Daigo Todoroki, [13:12] narrator     has decided to risk life and     limb to scout Desumi as a hero! [13:18] Desumi     That sure was some surprise! [13:20] Desumi     I never thought you'd turn out     to be a member of Gelato 5! [13:24] Desumi     I didn't recognize you at     the barbecue at all, either! [13:27] Desumi     It's gotta be 'cause you     changed your last name, huh? [13:30] Desumi     Boy, that takes me back! [13:32] Desumi     I can't forget those days     we spent trainin' together. [13:35] Desumi     Daigo-niichan! [13:37] Daigo     I-Indeed. [13:40] Desumi     I know! [13:42] Desumi     You oughta train me again,     just like old times! [13:46] Desumi     I think I've maybe even grown a     little bit stronger since then! [13:50] Daigo     A-Actually... [13:52] Fudo     Come on now, Desumi-san. [13:54] Fudo     Daigo-san is a busy man. [13:56] Fudo     You mustn't make demands on his time. [13:58] Daigo     Fudo... SIGN    Relief [14:00] Desumi     That's true. SIGN    Disappointment... [14:01] Desumi     I was just so surprised to see you again... [14:03] Desumi     I'm sorry for getting carried way. [14:06] Fudo     Do you think you could do it after all? [14:08] Daigo     Fudo! [14:09] Desumi     That's it! [14:11] Desumi     I'll get something from the drink bar! [14:16] Fudo     Are you all right, Daigo-san? [14:19] Daigo     Trauma isn't something you     can shrug off so easily. [14:23] Daigo     Are you really dating? [14:28] Daigo     She isn't coercing you, is she? [14:31] Daigo     She's not threatening to kill you     if you don't go out with her? [14:34] Fudo     You're making me angry, Daigo-san. [14:36] Fudo     You can trust in one thing: [14:39] Fudo     I truly, truly love Desumi-san. [14:50] Desumi     Y-You're making me blush, Fudo. [14:53] Fudo     Y-You heard that, Desumi-san? [14:56] Desumi     Th-That green tea cake looks delicious. [15:01] Fudo     Would you like a bite? [15:03] Desumi     Aah... SIGN    Twitch [15:07] Desumi     H-Hang on a minute! [15:09] Desumi     It's too soon for us to do such things! [15:11] Desumi     That would be an indirect kiss, remember?! [15:14] Fudo     You're so bashful, Desumi-san! [15:17] Daigo     Perhaps it's time to get down to business. [15:19] Desumi     Oh, right... [15:21] Desumi     You were wantin' somethin'     from me, right, Daigo-niichan? [15:25] Daigo     Desumi Magahara... [15:27] Daigo     I've come here to scout you for Gelato 5. [15:33] Daigo     The power you possess     should be used for justice. [15:37] Desumi     Me? A member of Gelato 5? [15:40] Fudo     Daigo-san. About that... [15:45] Desumi     If I was... [15:48] Desumi     Could we be together all the time, then? SIGN    Hee hee hee... SIGN    Scoop!!     Red & Black SIGN    Announce Their Relationship!! [15:56] Desumi     And not only that! [15:58] Desumi     We could date in public,     without fear of scandal! [16:04] Daigo     What do you say, Young Desu? [16:18] Desumi     I'm sorry, Daigo-niichan. [16:21] Desumi     I would love to accept your offer, [16:22] Desumi     but I just can't. [16:24] Daigo     Why not? [16:25] Daigo     What objections could you have? SIGN    Gelato 5     New Employee Guide           You Could Be the Sixth! [16:27] Daigo     We offer paid vacation. [16:30] Desumi     I'm more than happy where I am. [16:33] Desumi     I think bein' any happier would     earn me some karmic retribution. [16:37] Desumi     Besides, I've got my hands full with Gekko— [16:41] Fudo     With get-going to school every day, she said! [16:44] Fudo     Right, Desumi-san? [16:46] Desumi     That's right! [16:47] Desumi     I can't say that, not even to Daigo-niichan! [16:50] Desumi     I'm sorry, Fudo. [16:52] Desumi     I was careless. [16:53] Fudo     Yes. We should both be careful. [16:56] Fudo     B-But... [16:58] Fudo     Her lips are so soft! SIGN    Blush SIGN    Gelato 5 New Employee Guide      You Could Be the Sixth!     Generous Benefits SIGN    bap bap SIGN    bap bap [17:11] Daigo     What in the world am I     being forced to look at? [17:15] Daigo     Is this truly Desumi Magahara, the girl     once feared as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori? [17:23] Daigo     Back when I knew you, [17:24] Daigo     you always seemed lonely, and somehow bored. [17:28] Daigo     You had the air of a woman     isolated by her supremacy. [17:33] Desumi     Say, "Aah"! [17:33] Daigo     Quite frankly... [17:34] Daigo     I sense none of that air of invincibility     you projected back in the day. [17:39] Fudo     Aah... [17:41] Daigo     Love has made you weak! SIGN    Desumi [17:46] Daigo     And in that time, I have continued     training via my battles against evil. [17:53] Daigo     That's right, Daigo Todoroki! [17:56] Daigo     What need is there to fear her now? [17:58] Daigo     You can win! [18:00] Daigo     Now is the time to defeat Young Desu, [18:02] Daigo     and conquer your trauma! [18:05] Fudo     Daigo-san? [18:07] Daigo     Step out with me, Young Desu. [18:09] Daigo     I shall fight you, as you wished. [18:18] Fudo     Daigo-san... [18:20] Fudo     Why do you have to fight Desumi-san? [18:22] Daigo     Silence, Fudo. [18:24] Daigo     Are you ready, Young Desu? [18:26] Daigo     If you defeat me in this match, I'll give      up on scouting you for our team. [18:30] Desumi     That's not fair! [18:31] Desumi     There's no way I could possibly defeat you! [18:33] Daigo     And... If I win... [18:37] Daigo     You will give up on your     relationship with Fudo, [18:40] Daigo     and join Gelato 5. [18:44] Desumi     Give up on my relationship with Fudo? [18:46] Daigo     Yes. [18:47] Daigo     Because workplace relationships     are forbidden. [18:58] Desumi     Shoulda told me you had a rule like that. [19:05] Desumi     If that's what you're tellin' me... [19:07] Desumi     This is one battle I can't afford to lose. SIGN    Terror [19:12] Narrator     Suddenly and unconsciously, [19:14] Narrator     Daigo Todoroki activated     his suit's transformation! [19:15] Changer     Five! [19:19] Narrator     The result: [19:20] Narrator     He just barely escaped with his life! [19:24] Fudo     Are you all right, Daigo-san?! [19:27] Desumi     You went easy on me again. [19:31] Daigo     Even after I transformed,     you still think that? [19:34] Fudo     I wanted to stop her, [19:36] Fudo     but I found myself entranced     by her beautiful moves! [19:40] Daigo     And you're always so honest. [19:44] Daigo     What in the world kind of couple is this? [19:48] Daigo     How terrifying... [19:48] Daigo (Echo)     How terrifying... [19:51] Daigo     It's a reunion with my pupil     after so long, after all. [19:55] Daigo     I wanted to give you a win. [19:59] Daigo     And who in the world am I, saying all this? [20:04] Daigo     Never mind. [20:06] Daigo     For now, we'll say it's my defeat. [20:11] Daigo     But, Young Desu... [20:12] Daigo     Promise me one thing. [20:16] Daigo     There are many forces out there that     would seek out power like yours. [20:21] Daigo     If you are to join one of them,     see that it is not Gekko. [20:35] Desumi     It really is a problem. [20:37] Desumi     Does your whole organization     just assume we're a couple? [20:42] Fudo     Yeah... Misaki-neesan is     spreading the rumor everywhere. [20:46] Misaki     They're totally dating! [20:50] Desumi     We have been a little too comfortable lately. [20:53] Desumi     Maybe we need to put some barriers back up. [20:56] Desumi     No more PDA, for one thing. [20:58] Fudo     R-Right. [21:01] Fudo     You're right, Desumi-san. SIGN    Grin Grin [21:07] Fudo     What is it? [21:09] Desumi     You're a little upset about that, huh? [21:13] Fudo     I-I'm just being serious! [21:15] Fudo     Don't tease— SIGN    Squeeze [21:21] Fudo     Wh-What are you doing? [21:22] Desumi     For instance, if I ever try     to do something like this... [21:25] Desumi     Don't be afraid to push me off, okay? [21:28] Fudo     Oh... Oh so cute! SIGN    Oh so cute SIGN    Crash [23:22] Fudo     Daigo-san! [23:26] Daigo     N-N-Next... [23:29] Daigo     Next time: "Everybody Has a Secret or Two"! SIGN    Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two [23:33] Daigo     See you then. [23:36] Fudo     Daigo-san! E8 - Everybody Has a Secret or Two Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Misaki     I got basically no sleep last night! [00:01] Fudo     Good morning. [00:02] Haru     Really? [00:03] Haru     G-Good morning, Senpai! [00:05] Misaki     Morning. [00:06] Misaki     Oh, Fudo. [00:08] Misaki     Here, it's addressed to you. [00:10] Misaki     You can tell, right? I've got     major bags under my eyes. [00:13] Haru     I can see them! [00:14] Haru     It's so important to get     proper sleep at night. [00:19] Haru     Senpai? [00:20] Misaki     What's up? You look like you've seen a ghost. [00:22] Fudo     N-N-Nothing! SIGN    I know everything [00:30] Fudo     Desumi-san, we've got a problem. SIGN    Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two [02:07] Friend A     You're so awesome, Desumi. [02:09] Friend A     You always make your own lunches? [02:11] Desumi     It's not so hard once you get used to it. [02:13] Friend A     Really? [02:23] Anna     Sorry, Desucchi. Mouth slipped. [02:27] Friend B     Are you all right, Desumi? SIGN    Rattled... [02:29] Desumi     W-Well... I'm pretty used to it by now... [02:32] Friend A     That makes it even worse! SIGN    Terror [02:35] Anna     What? You got a problem? [02:38] Friend A     No... [02:40] Kiki     You bet we got a problem. [02:44] Kiki     You're always pickin' on Reaper— [02:45] Kiki     on Desumi Magahara. [02:48] Kiki     Sounds like someone needs a little     help learning right from wrong. [02:51] Friend A     Student council president! [02:53] Friend B     Discipline officer! SIGN    Beast Princess, A.K.A.     Kiki Majima SIGN    Steel Princess, A.K.A.     Kyoko Kuroyuri SIGN    Reaper Princess, A.K.A.     Desumi Magahara [02:55] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [02:56] Narrator     On Gekko's orders, [02:58] Narrator     the Princess Series,     including Reaper Princess, [03:02] Narrator     all attend the same school! [03:05] Kiki     And why don't you ever stand up for yourself? [03:08] Kiki     Give as good as you get once in a while. [03:10] Desumi     Well, it's just a rice ball. No big deal. [03:13] Kyoko     Really? It's not? [03:16] Kiki     Knock it off! You're gonna     make everything worse! [03:20] Kiki     Well, anyway... [03:22] Kiki     Hojo of Class 2-B. [03:24] Kiki     Your skirt length, nails, earrings,     and just about everything else [03:28] Kiki     are in violation of school rules! [03:29] Kiki     Come to the guidance office later! [03:30] Anna     Meh, sounds dumb. [03:32] Anna     You guys must be starved     for romantic attention. [03:35] Kiki     Am not! SIGN    No attention [03:38] Anna     When it comes to rice     balls or anything else... [03:40] Anna     I get what I want, no matter what it takes. [03:47] Anna     And right now, what I want most is... [03:52] Anna     What do you think? [03:54] Desumi     Well... [03:57] Anna     It's a secret. [03:58] Anna     You don't get to know, Desucchi. [04:03] Kiki     What's her problem? [04:05] Kiki     What kind of loser keeps secrets, anyway? [04:07] Desumi     Now, now. Everybody has a secret or two. [04:10] Kiki     What?! [04:11] Kiki     It's that happy-go-lucky attitude     that makes you a target, y'know! SIGN    If you don't want me to make this picture public,     come to Central Park tomorrow at 8 PM [04:26] Anna     Hey! [04:31] Anna     You really came, huh? Hilarious. [04:35] Fudo     A-Are you the one who sent me this? [04:40] Anna     Correct. [04:41] Anna     I'm the one who took that picture. [04:44] Anna     Red Gelato... Fudo Aikawa. [04:48] Fudo     Why in the world are you doing this? [04:51] Fudo     Who exactly are you? [04:54] Anna     You really think I'm gonna give up my name? [04:56] Anna     You've probably guessed by now, but I can     send out that picture anytime I want. [05:02] Anna     That'd be a problem for you, right? [05:06] Fudo     Yes, it would be. [05:09] Anna     So you're just gonna have     to do whatever I say. [05:12] Anna     Whether you play along or not will decide     if the picture stays private or— [05:16] Fudo     P-Please! [05:18] Anna     Uh? [05:19] Fudo     Promise that when you publish the picture,     you'll put a censorship bar over her eyes! [05:24] Anna     What? [05:24] Fudo     I'm begging you! [05:26] Anna     That's the problem? [05:27] Anna     You're okay with it going public otherwise? [05:28] Fudo     Absolutely! [05:30] Anna     That doesn't make sense. [05:32] Anna     Your reputation— [05:33] Fudo     I don't care about my reputation! [05:36] Fudo     But... I really don't want     to make any trouble for her. [05:42] Fudo     And... [05:43] Fudo     If the picture were to go out uncensored, [05:45] Fudo     she would quickly go viral     as an angel on earth! [05:50] Fudo     Plus, agents would be falling all     over themselves to recruit her! [05:53] Fudo     Idol! Model! Actress! [05:56] Fudo     She'll get all kinds of offers, [05:57] Fudo     and before I know it, she'll have     ascended far beyond my reach! [06:01] Fudo     It's too terrifying to conceive! [06:03] Anna     You're a creepy little man. [06:06] Anna     Well, fine. [06:07] Anna     One way or another, you don't     want me leaking it, right? [06:12] Anna     Which means you've gotta     do whatever I tell you. [06:15] Anna     Got it? [06:17] Fudo     Y-Yes... [06:18] Anna     Then you'd better break up with her— [06:21] Fudo     I will not! [06:21] Anna     Hey! SIGN    Squeeze [06:22] Anna     Since when do you get a     choice in the whole thing?! [06:25] Anna     Don't you get what's going on here? [06:27] Fudo     B-But I'd really appreciate     it if you wouldn't go there! [06:31] Fudo     Would you accept an alternative? [06:32] Anna     Alternative? [06:34] Anna     Well... [06:37] Anna     Okay. SIGN    Record SIGN    Recording [06:42] Anna     Then, tell me you love me! [06:45] Fudo     I will not! [06:46] Anna     Have a little tact, jerk! [06:49] Anna     Fine. I'm gonna call the tabloids. [06:52] Fudo     Wait! [06:53] Fudo     What exactly are you after here? [06:56] Fudo     Are you trying to come between us? [07:01] Anna     Oh, shut up. [07:04] Anna     Listen up... here's your last chance. [07:09] Anna     K-Kiss my hand! [07:16] Anna     I'll get a picture of you groveling, [07:18] Anna     and make our master-slave relationship clear. [07:22] Fudo     Is this the kind of thing     you called me out for? [07:24] Anna     Just do it already! [07:28] Fudo     Master-slave relationship? [07:54] Anna     I... [07:55] Anna     I can't do it! [07:59] Anna     It's freaking humiliating! [08:01] Fudo     Huh? [08:02] Anna     Fine, I'll let you off with a warning! [08:04] Anna     But tomorrow, I'm gonna think of way     more disgusting things for you to do! [08:07] Anna     You'd better be ready! [08:08] Anna     And if you don't come,     that picture goes everywhere! [08:10] Anna     You big, stupid jerk! [08:13] Fudo     Huh? [08:20] Fudo     And that's what happened, Desumi-san. [08:24] Desumi     Who in the world is she? [08:27] Fudo     Well, she didn't give her name,     so I don't know who she is... [08:30] Fudo     But I'm set to meet her again tonight. [08:33] Desumi     I'll just have to silence her permanently. [08:35] Fudo     Please don't go right to those thoughts! [08:39] Desumi     What exactly did she try to get you to do? [08:42] Fudo     Oh, well... [08:44] Fudo     She wanted me to kiss her hand— [08:47] Fudo     But I didn't! [08:49] Desumi     Y-You really didn't? [08:51] Fudo     I didn't. [08:52] Desumi     I'm sorry. Are you okay? [08:55] Fudo     I'm fine. [08:58] Desumi     A-Anything else? [08:59] Fudo     She wanted me to say I love her. [09:01] Fudo     She even asked me to break up with you. [09:07] Fudo     I haven't the foggiest     idea what she's thinking. [09:14] Fudo     Desumi-san? [09:16] Desumi     Fudo... [09:18] Desumi     I think she's... [09:21] Desumi     in love. [09:23] Fudo     In love? With whom? [09:32] Fudo     You're not saying... [09:33] Fudo     She's in love with me?! [09:51] Fudo     It's all right, Desumi-san. [09:53] Fudo     There's nothing to worry about. [09:55] Fudo     I feel bad for the girl, [09:57] Fudo     but I need to make things clear to her. [10:11] Anna     Good boy. You actually came! [10:17] Fudo     I'm sorry, girl whose name I don't know! [10:21] Fudo     I thought it over, and realized how you feel. [10:28] Fudo     I truly appreciate the     feelings you have for me. [10:31] Anna     What? [10:31] Fudo     I acted truly shameful yesterday. [10:34] Anna     Wait— [10:35] Fudo     But I cannot return your feelings— [10:35] Anna     Stop— [10:36] Anna     Stop— [10:37] Anna     S... [10:38] Anna     Stop! [10:40] Anna     What in the world are you talking about?! [10:42] Fudo     But you're in love, aren't you? [10:44] Anna     What?! [10:45] Fudo     With me? [10:47] Anna     Heck no! I'm in love with Desucchi! [10:52] Anna     Crap! I said it out loud! [10:55] (Flashback) Mob A     Wow, she's so tacky. [10:57] (Flashback) Mob B     Bet she's easy. [10:58] (Flashback) Mob C     She's kinda scary. [10:59] (Flashback) Mob D     She'd blow her top over nothing. [11:01] (Flashback) Mob D     Better stay away. [11:08] (Flashback) Desumi     Oh, wow! I love your nails! [11:11] (Flashback) Desumi     Oh, sorry to ambush you. [11:13] (Flashback) Desumi     But I always want to do mine that way,      and it never turns out right! [11:19] (Flashback) Anna     Oh... yeah? [11:22] (Flashback) Desumi     I'm Desumi Magahara. [11:24] (Flashback) Desumi     Nice to meet you! [11:30] Anna     Desucchi was so honest and innocent.     I've had a huge crush on her ever since. [11:42] Anna     No reaction, huh? [11:45] Anna     Sorry to besmirch your pure little     Desucchi with my unworthy feelings! [11:49] Fudo     Nothing to be sorry for! [11:51] Fudo     I was just thinking, you have      incredibly good taste! [11:55] Fudo     I'm so glad to meet someone else     who sees how amazing she is! [12:00] Fudo     I know! [12:01] Fudo     Want to stay up all night and     talk about how great she is?! [12:07] Fudo     Well? [12:12] Anna     You're so weird. [12:15] Anna     Talking sounds fun, but I'll pass for now. [12:19] Anna     We're still kinda like rivals, you know? [12:24] Anna     Hey, Red Gelato... [12:26] Anna     No, Fudocchi. [12:28] Fudo     "Fudocchi"? [12:29] Anna     Sorry about all the trouble I made. [12:32] Anna     I'm probably gonna keep     making trouble, just FYI. [12:36] Fudo     R-Right... [12:39] Anna     I'm kind of self-centered,     I'm a little perverse... [12:42] Anna     And... [12:44] Anna     I just never know when to quit. [12:49] Anna     Besides, Desucchi and     I have a secret connection. [12:55] Anna     My own little secret that     even Desucchi doesn't know. [13:00] Anna     Better keep your guard up,     or I'll steal her from you! [13:04] Anna     See ya! [13:06] Fudo     A secret? [13:11] Beast     A meeting this early in     the morning? I've got the worst luck. [13:15] Steel     The early bird gets the worm, Beast-san. [13:18] Beast     Don't lecture me when I'm the     one who had to wake you up. [13:21] Beast     Sheesh... [13:24] Beast     Hey, Heat. [13:36] Beast     What's up with her? Learn some      basic manners already. [13:39] Desumi     Don't say that, Beast. [13:41] Beast     No one's ever seen her face or     heard her real voice, right? [13:45] Beast     I don't trust her. [13:47] Desumi     I think it's just fine. [13:49] Desumi     Everybody has a secret or two. [13:52] Beast     Oh? Does that mean you're     hiding something, Reaper? [13:55] Desumi     What? O-Of course not! [14:02] Anna     My own little secret that     even Desucchi doesn't know. [14:10] Anna     Desucchi is as adorable as ever! SIGN    Gekko Princess Series     Heat Princess     Anna Hojo [14:19] Desumi     Love After World Domination! [14:32] Desumi     I'm so nervous! [14:33] Fudo     It's all right, Desumi-san. [14:35] Fudo     Believe in us! [14:39] App     Your compatibility rating is 98%! [14:43] Desumi     Isn't that great, Fudo— [14:45] Desumi     Why do you look so unhappy? [14:48] Fudo     It wasn't 100%... [14:51] Desumi     You're so hard on yourself. [14:53] Haru     Excuse me, could I drop in? [14:55] Desumi     What is it, Haru? [14:58] Haru     Desumi-san. [15:00] Haru     Does Gekko have any attack plans tomorrow? [15:04] Desumi     This is off the record, okay? [15:05] Desumi     Bosslar-sama won't be in tomorrow,     so all attacks are off! [15:09] Haru     Awesome! [15:11] Haru     So, Fudo-senpai, [15:13] Haru     can you help me study tomorrow? [15:15] Haru     Finals are coming up,     and I haven't done any test prep! [15:18] Fudo     Sure, that's fine. [15:21] Desumi     Wait, Fudo, are you a really good student? [15:24] Haru     Despite how he looks, Senpai is     always in the top ten for his year! [15:28] Haru     Despite how he looks! [15:29] Desumi     That's awesome! [15:31] Fudo     How exactly do I look? SIGN    How exactly     do I look? [15:32] Fudo     Very well! [15:33] Fudo     We'll have a study hangout tomorrow. [15:35] Haru     Thank you! [15:45] Haru     Are you bad at school too, Desumi-san? [15:49] Desumi     Y-Yes... [15:51] Haru     Then let's make it a threesome! [15:53] Haru     But if we do that, we won't     be able to do it at HQ... [15:58] Desumi     Let's do it at my place, then! [16:02] Haru     What? SIGN    Gekko SIGN    The     Next     Day [16:07] Haru     Desumi-san... is this... [16:10] Desumi     The Gekko women's dormitory! [16:11] Haru     That's what I thought! [16:13] Haru     Come on, this is way too dangerous! [16:15] Haru     Right, Senpai? SIGN    Walking on air [16:16] Fudo     Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room.     Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room... [16:18] Haru     Never mind. He's already walking on air. [16:22] Desumi     Don't worry, Haru. [16:24] Desumi     Just put this on, and you'll be fine! [16:26] Haru     You really think it'll be that easy? [16:31] Desumi     You have it on backwards! [16:34] Haru     I'm so scared... [16:36] Receptionist     What's the password? [16:37] Desumi     Briar rose! [16:38] Receptionist     You may pass! [16:46] Female Combatant     Kii! [16:47] Haru     K-Kii! [16:49] Desumi     Okay, we're here! [16:51] Haru     Shouldn't your security be     a little tighter than this? [17:00] Haru     Desumi-san, your room is so cute! [17:03] Fudo     At last... [17:05] Fudo     At last, I have reached the promised land! [17:09] Fudo     The holy ground I previously     only saw in video calls! [17:14] Fudo     It smells like Desumi-san! [17:18] Fudo     Never mind the studying, let's— [17:28] Fudo     Sorry, I lost control there. [17:30] Fudo     Let's begin studying. [17:36] Both     Fudo-sensei, thank you for the lesson! [17:39] Fudo     Thank you both for coming! SIGN    Math II SIGN    Year 2 Term 2 Midterm Answer Sheet      2-A Desumi Magahara [17:49] Haru     All perfect scores! [17:51] Haru     Hang on! You're awesome at school! [17:53] Fudo     What's going on here, Desumi-san? [17:58] Haru     Did you just want to study with us? [18:01] Desumi     Y-Yes... [18:03] Fudo     Oh so cute! SIGN    Oh so cute [18:04] Haru     So I'm the only hopeless one here? [18:07] Fudo     As charming as this is, rules are rules. [18:09] Desumi     Very well. Go on and do it! [18:13] Fudo     Thwap. SIGN    Thwap [18:15] Desumi     I got a strike for lying. [18:17] Haru     So cute! [18:21] Desumi     I'm sorry for lying to you about     being bad at school, Haru. SIGN    Shame... [18:25] Desumi     I'm actually very good at school! [18:27] Haru     That apology wasn't great. [18:30] Desumi     Then let's try again! [18:37] Desumi     We'll both teach you! [18:38] Haru     Yeah! I'm gonna learn so much! [18:47] Fudo     That's not the way, now. [18:49] Fudo     That's not going to get you to the answer. [18:52] Fudo     Imagine that the value of     X is the bicep brachii. [18:58] Fudo     What does that make Y? [19:02] Haru     I don't know. [19:03] Fudo     The forearm flexors, of course! [19:07] Fudo     Now solve the next problem,     supposing that X is your deltoid. [19:11] Haru     I can't solve it— [19:12] Fudo     Bear in mind its connection     to the pectoralis major! [19:16] Fudo     If you can't sort it out, drawing out      the anatomy might help. [19:18] Haru     Drawing the anatomy?! [19:22] Fudo     Yes! That should do it! [19:24] Haru     Crap! [19:25] Haru     I read so much BL, I actually did it! [19:27] Fudo     The connection between math     and muscles is inseparable. [19:32] Fudo     Everything makes more sense when you liken [19:34] Fudo     the beauty of solving equations     to well-strengthened muscles. [19:34] Haru     Help me, Desumi-san! [19:37] Fudo     Just as muscles connect in a     beautiful way, the numbers— [19:40] Desumi     Hey, come on. You're just confusing her. [19:43] Desumi     Let me teach her. [19:46] Desumi     Don't overthink it! [19:48] Desumi     All you need for math problems is spirit! [19:50] Desumi     Just fill in that formula, wham! [19:58] Haru     Which formula, exactly? [20:00] Desumi     You know, the wobbly one! [20:02] Desumi     With the smooth lines in it. [20:05] Desumi     Then give it a wha-chock and the     answer will come out like yeah! [20:07] Haru     Ah. [20:09] Fudo     Liken it to the parallel curves     of the trapezius and the deltoids! [20:10] Haru     They're awful teachers. [20:10] Desumi     Just wham those numbers     down in front of you, [20:11] Fudo     Understanding muscles will deepen     your understanding of math! [20:12] Desumi     and don't be afraid to smack that     formula in there right after! [20:14] Desumi     Timing is important there. [20:14] Fudo     Similarly, understanding muscles     means understanding math! [20:16] Desumi     Sometimes they get you on your heels, [20:17] Fudo     There's nothing else to it! [20:18] Desumi     but just make sure to stay flexible     and they'll tap out eventually, [20:18] Fudo     Additionally, likening unequal equations     to the biceps femoris is quite famous— [20:20] Haru     Um... [20:20] Desumi     so pay close attention to— [20:21] Haru     I should probably go. [20:24] Desumi     You've got it down already? [20:26] Desumi     Haru's such a quick learner! [20:28] Fudo     We must be great teachers! [20:33] Haru     I really envy you two. [20:35] Haru     You'll have your choice of university. [20:39] Desumi     University? [20:40] Haru     I've gotta work hard to     get into my first choice! SIGN    Hmph [20:44] Fudo     Happy to help anytime. Just ask. [20:48] Haru     Thanks for everything. [20:51] Haru     I'll be going now. [20:53] Desumi     Sure thing. See you again! [21:09] Fudo     Alone with Desumi-san in her room... [21:12] Fudo     I suddenly feel so nervous. [21:18] Fudo     What's wrong? [21:19] Fudo     You look strangely serious. [21:21] Desumi     Sorry. [21:22] Desumi     I was just thinking about what Haru said. [21:28] Desumi     Fudo, are you moving on to     university after high school? [21:32] Fudo     Yes. [21:34] Fudo     I want to study education. [21:38] Fudo     And someday, I want to become an elementary     school teacher and teach children. [21:44] Fudo     I want to be a hero-slash-teacher. [21:51] Fudo     Desumi-san, do you have     a goal for the future? [21:56] Desumi     I... [21:58] Desumi     I want to go to the same university you do. [22:02] Desumi     I want a front-row seat to you     making your dream come true. [22:08] Desumi     That's a goal I just came up with. [22:11] Fudo     Desumi-san... [22:15] Desumi     But I think my father would     probably be really against it. [22:20] Desumi     I think he expects me to go full-time     with Gekko after I graduate high school. [22:27] Fudo     Hey, if it comes to that,     I'll convince your father! [22:32] Desumi     I can always count on you! [22:36] Desumi     I hope we can go together, Fudo. [22:40] Fudo     I know we will. [22:42] Fudo     Even someone like me can become a hero. [22:45] Fudo     There's no goal that can't be reached. [22:48] Desumi     Yeah. [22:56] Desumi     Oh, I bet that's Haru. [22:58] Desumi     Maybe she forgot something! [23:07] Desumi's father     Desumi-sensei! [23:09] Desumi's father     It's your daddy! [23:10] Desumi's father     Came to see ya in person for once! [23:12] Desumi's father     I brought torimon, too! [23:15] Fudo     This is... not good. [23:17] Desumi's father     Open up already! [23:20] Fudo     Desumi-san! [23:22] Hellko     Hey. [23:23] Fudo     Desumi-san! [23:25] Hellko     Are you listening? [23:26] Fudo     Desumi-san! [23:28] Hellko     Shut up! [23:32] Hellko     Next episode is, "My Big Sister Has Changed." SIGN    Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed [23:37] Hellko     Get it now? [23:38] Fudo     Yes. E9 - My Big Sister Has Changed Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed [01:33] Desumi     It's been a while, huh? [01:36] Desumi     Urami? [01:38] Urami     Yeah. [01:40] Urami     Hey, Big Sister... [01:43] Desumi     Yeah? SIGN    Menacing [01:46] Urami     Who is that? [01:55] Desumi's father     Kii! SIGN    Clueless [01:57] Fudo     Huh? [02:06] Fudo     K-Kii?! [02:08] Fudo     Kii-ii-ii! [02:12] Desumi     Just someone I know! [02:15] Desumi's father     What is your name? [02:17] Fudo     Fu— SIGN    Flustered [02:19] Fudo     M-Mudo, sir. [02:21] Desumi's father     Mudo-kun? [02:23] Desumi's father     What's an average Gekko foot soldier     doin' in my daughter's... [02:27] Desumi's father     in Reaper Princess's room? [02:30] Fudo     Well... [02:31] Desumi     H-He was helping me study! [02:34] Desumi     I have a test coming up! [02:35] Desumi's father     You great oaf! [02:37] Desumi's father     What's a great soldier of     Gekko need to be studyin' for? [02:41] Desumi's father     All ya need's a wicked heart and     a drive toward world domination! [02:45] Desumi's father     And what's happenin' in this room, here? [02:47] Desumi's father     Look at all this froo-froo crap! [02:52] Desumi's father     You're not even puttin' up a Gekko flag! SIGN    Lifetime Gekko Soldier [02:55] Desumi     Hey! Stop it, Dad! [02:57] Desumi     You're ruinin' the atmosphere! [02:59] Desumi's father     Don't you talk that way to— [03:01] Desumi's father     Ouch! SIGN    Shock [03:03] Desumi's father     A-Are these... Super Bosslar-kun Dolls?! [03:07] Desumi's father     The legendary dolls that I longed for so     desperately when I was still in action... [03:13] Desumi's father     Just left lyin' around... [03:15] Desumi     There's just nowhere to put them. [03:17] Desumi's father     Bosslar-sama! I beg your forgiveness! [03:17] Desumi     Sorry. This is just kind     of how my father is... [03:21] Fudo     Don't worry. It's no problem. [03:23] Fudo     And I have to say, your father is very— [03:25] Desumi's father     Oh, right! [03:26] Desumi's father     Listen up, Desumi! [03:27] Desumi's father     I heard you turned down     your monster promotion! [03:31] Desumi's father     I spent my entire life as a     low-level Gekko soldier... [03:35] Desumi's father     I can't tell ya how proud     I was seein' my daughter [03:37] Desumi's father     rising through the ranks so quickly... [03:41] Desumi's father     What's goin' through your head     turnin' that down, you great oaf? [03:46] Fudo     If you don't mind my saying so, sir. [03:49] Fudo     Desumi-san only reached that decision     after long, hard consideration. [03:54] Fudo     I ask that you do not chastise her for— SIGN    Smash [04:13] Desumi     F-Mudo! [04:19] Urami     What would you know about my sister? [04:23] Urami     Maybe you oughta stay outta     our business, outsider. [04:27] Desumi     A-Are you all right, Fudo? [04:29] Fudo     Well, she's definitely your little sister... [04:32] Fudo     Full of terrifying potential. [04:34] Desumi     I appreciate the sentiment, Fudo. [04:37] Desumi     But you really shouldn't speak     up about my life like that. [04:39] Desumi     Urami is... SIGN    Love Big Sister SIGN    Love Big Sister [04:41] Urami     I love my big sister. I love my     big sister. I love my big sister. SIGN    Love Big Sister SIGN    Love Big Sister [04:43] Desumi     Let's just say she's got     a serious sister complex. SIGN    Love Big Sister SIGN    Love Big Sister [04:46] Fudo     I see. I'll be careful. SIGN    Love Big Sister SIGN    Love Big Sister SIGN    Love Big Sister SIGN    Love Big Sister [04:51] Commercial     Here's the best way to blast away fatigue! [04:53] Commercial     The brand-new energy drink, Power 1! [04:56] Commercial     Red Gelato recommends Power 1! [05:00] Red     With just one drink, you can     blast away Gekko and exhaustion! [05:02] Desumi's father     You annoyin' little brat! [05:05] Desumi's father     Reaper Princess is gonna tear     out your guts any day now! [05:13] Fudo     What? Why?! [05:14] Desumi     Just kidding! [05:16] Fudo     Your humor is adorable. [05:23] Desumi's father     We gotta get rid of Gelato 5      as soon as possible! [05:27] Desumi's father     Desumi! Quit wastin' your time on studies! [05:31] Desumi's father     Spend it trainin' from now on instead! [05:34] Desumi's father     In a year's time, you'll be     finished with high school, [05:37] Desumi's father     and you'll be able to     focus on Gekko full-time! [05:40] Desumi's father     You got that, Desumi? [05:42] Desumi     Yes. [05:48] (Flashback) Desumi     I hope we can go together, Fudo. [05:51] (Flashback) Fudo     I know we will. [05:56] Fudo     S-Sir! [05:59] Fudo     I have a request to make of you! [06:01] Desumi's father     Yeah? [06:03] Fudo     Desumi-san wishes to go to college. [06:07] Fudo     I beg you, allow her! [06:14] Desumi     Fudo... [06:17] Urami     I thought somethin' strange     was goin' on here. [06:19] Urami     The sister I knew wasn't     all carefree like this. [06:24] Urami     She should be the strongest     and most ruthless person ever. [06:28] Urami     And you ruined her. [06:31] Urami     My sister was invincible. [06:34] Urami     Give her back! [06:39] Desumi     Stop, Urami. [06:41] Urami     Let me go. [06:43] Desumi     Stop it. SIGN    Tearful... [06:51] Urami     I hate you, Big Sister! [07:00] Fudo     Sir! I beg you, give Desumi-san     permission to go to university! [07:04] Desumi's father     This is a family matter, son. [07:06] Desumi's father     You'd better stay out of it. [07:07] Fudo     I will not be silent! [07:14] Desumi's father     All right. [07:16] Desumi's father     You give me no choice! [07:19] Desumi's father     Get up. SIGN    Menacing SIGN    Menacing [07:20] Desumi's father     I'll teach you a lesson in the     Gekko way of doin' things. [07:23] Fudo     Sir! [07:24] Desumi's father     Let us begin, Mudo-kun! [07:26] Desumi     W-Wait a mi— [07:27] Desumi's father     Kii! [07:40] Fudo     I didn't do any— [07:41] Desumi's father     Do you see, Mudo-kun? [07:43] Desumi's father     This is the art of defeat. [07:45] Fudo     Art? [07:47] Desumi's father     "How spectacularly can one lose a fight?" [07:49] Desumi's father     I spent my years with this organization     working to refine this one skill! [07:56] Desumi's father     But I don't think you understand     the pride I take in it. [07:59] Fudo     I do. [08:01] Desumi's father     Mudo-kun... [08:03] Desumi's father     You truly understand? [08:05] Fudo     Yes. [08:06] Mob Gekko Soldier A     Gleek! SIGN    Gleek SIGN    No Artistry [08:08] Mob Gekko Soldier B     Gwah! SIGN    Gwaaaaah! SIGN    Artistry [08:15] Desumi's father     Others have laughed at that skill. [08:18] Desumi's father     But I always believed it was     worth devoting myself to. [08:22] (Flashback) Fudo     I will not be silent! [08:25] Desumi's father     I can tell that you, too, are prepared     to devote yourself to a single cause. [08:34] Desumi's father     You seem like a young man     with a lot of promise. [08:45] Desumi's father     Desumi. I'm borrowin' your shower. [08:48] Desumi     S-Sure... [08:52] Desumi's father     We can discuss the university     thing another time. [09:08] Desumi's father     See ya later, Desumi. [09:10] Desumi's father     Look after Urami tomorrow, would ya? [09:18] Desumi     I'm sorry about all that, Fudo. [09:20] Desumi     I got you mixed up in a     complicated situation. [09:23] Fudo     Easily dealt with, if it means     we can go to university together. [09:30] Desumi     You really are very dashing. [09:34] Desumi     Fudo, thank you for everything. [09:37] Fudo     Of course! [09:55] Urami     What's she lookin' like that for? [10:00] Urami     I don't wanna see her lookin' like that! [10:05] Urami     I'll never accept that     man's presence in her life! [10:12] Desumi     Love After World Domination! SIGN    Five     Years      Ago [10:18] (Flashback) Spikes     Hey, hey! Wait up, Urami! [10:20] (Flashback) Hat     What's the matter, Urami? [10:21] (Flashback) Baldy     Look at her! Urami the Loner! [10:24] (Flashback) Hat     C'mon, tell us off! [10:27] (Flashback) Baldy     Bet she can't! [10:28] (Flashback) Baldy     She's just a little emo who can't     talk louder than a mumble! [10:33] (Flashback) Hat     Desumi! [10:35] (Flashback) Baldy     Crap! Beat it, guys! SIGN    Candy Shop SIGN    Chikugo [10:48] (Flashback) Desumi     Don't cry, Urami. [10:49] (Flashback) Desumi     Here. Want an ice pop? SIGN    Candy Shop SIGN    Chikugo [10:59] (Flashback) Desumi     Get strong, Urami. [11:02] (Flashback) Desumi     Strength is what you need to survive. [11:05] (Flashback) Urami     Right. SIGN    Present      Day SIGN    To Mt. Takao Entrance SIGN    Yesterday was great!     I loved your room! SIGN    Bring it on, SIGN    any time! SIGN    Grr [11:38] Urami     Grr... [11:50] Desumi     What's with you? It's like ya     been in a bad mood all morning. [11:54] Urami     I ain't in no bad mood. [11:57] Desumi     Hey, you sure this's where you wanna go? [12:00] Desumi     I don't think it's worth sendin' Dad     home early and stickin' around for. [12:05] Urami     What's the big deal? [12:06] Urami     I just want to check out the place     I'm gonna start workin' next year. [12:25] Combatant A     Salute Reaper Princess! [12:28] Combatant B     Welcome, Reaper Princess! [12:32] Urami     That's my big sister! [12:33] Urami     When she's outside she     acts all weak an' casual, [12:35] Urami     but inside the organization's walls,     she's totally intimidatin'! [12:41] Desumi     What do I always tell you? [12:43] Desumi     I really don't like getting     the full royal treatment... [12:47] Desumi     Just say "hello there," okay? [12:49] Combatant C     I'm not sure we can really... [12:51] Urami     Big Sister... [12:52] Desumi     More importantly, do I look      any different today? [12:56] Combatant C     Well... [12:57] Combatant C     Oh, perhaps you seem a bit more     bloodthirsty than usual! [13:01] Desumi     C'mon, notice the new hair! [13:03] Urami     Come over here. [13:07] Urami     Is that how you always act in     front of your subordinates? [13:09] Desumi     I guess so, more or less... [13:13] Urami     Pathetic. [13:14] Desumi     What's got you in such a bad mood? [13:30] Bosslar     Reaper Princess's little sister, eh? [13:33] Urami     Y-Yes. I'll be out of     junior high next year. [13:37] Urami     I hope to join Gekko then! [13:41] Bosslar     I fear Reaper Princess has     set the bar very high. [13:44] Bosslar     I hope you'll work hard to vault it! [13:46] Urami     Y-Yes! I will! [13:49] Beast     If you're related to Reaper Princess, [13:51] Beast     you must be pretty talented. [13:53] Steel     Gekko will be fortunate to have you. [13:56] Urami     Even the rest of the Princess     series respect her. [13:59] Urami     My big sister really is— [14:01] Desumi     Urami! You like popcorn? [14:04] Desumi     I hear a new place just     opened up in Harajuku! [14:07] Desumi     Let's go! [14:08] Urami     Wait! [14:09] Urami     Big Sister— [14:10] Desumi     I wanna try it out before I eat     it with Fudo—I mean, Mudo. [14:14] Desumi     And who wants to hang around     this musty old place? SIGN    Speechless [14:19] Urami     I apologize for my sister!     I apologize for my sister! SIGN    That's     pretty     typical,      actually [14:45] Desumi     Here, it's frozen popcorn! [14:48] Urami     No, thank you. [14:56] Desumi     It looks great on you, Urami! [14:58] Urami     Seriously, no thank you. [15:00] Desumi     I'll take it! [15:01] Clerk     Thank you! [15:06] Desumi     I wonder if he'd like this outfit! [15:10] Desumi     Mudo has one of these! [15:13] Desumi     And he says this one's really convenient! [15:16] Desumi     Oh, this one too! SIGN    Caramellato SIGN     Strawberry     Banana Cream SIGN    Chocolate Banana SIGN     Silky     Banana Cream SIGN     Strawberry     Almond Cream [15:19] Desumi     We can also try some crêpes— [15:21] Urami     I'm leaving. [15:22] Desumi     H-Hey, Urami! [15:24] Desumi     I mean it, what's with ya? [15:31] Urami     The sister I looked up to is gone now. [15:34] Desumi     Urami? [15:37] Urami     You look like a total weakling now! [15:46] Desumi     W-Wait, Urami! [15:49] Desumi     Urami! [16:04] Baldy     Found Urami the Loner! [16:07] (Flashback) Baldy     Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl? [16:10] (Flashback) Baldy     Whoops! Couldn't see ya with that     black cloud hangin' over ya! [16:17] (Flashback) Urami     Shut up. [16:18] (Flashback) Hat     What? You say somethin'? [16:21] (Flashback) Hat     Couldn't hear ya! [16:23] (Flashback) Hat     She can't even talk back     without her big sister around. [16:25] (Flashback) Hat     Total emo! [16:32] (Flashback) Desumi's father     Urami ain't left her room yet? [16:35] (Flashback) Desumi's mother     No, an' it's been a whole week. [16:39] (Flashback) Desumi's mother     She must be so sad to have     her sister away in Tokyo. [16:51] Reporter     Reaper Princess appears before     our Gelato 5 once more! [16:56] (Flashback) Desumi's father     We've been waitin' for ya, Desumi-sensei! [16:59] (Flashback) Kids     Hooray! Hooray! [17:01] Kids     Go, Big Sis! [17:03] (Flashback) Desumi's father     Darn it, five on one ain't fair! [17:07] (Flashback) Desumi's father     She needs backup! What're those     oafish foot soldiers thinkin'? [17:13] (Flashback) Desumi's father     You hear that, Urami? [17:14] (Flashback) Desumi's father     We lost again today! [17:16] (Flashback) Desumi's father     But your big sister stayed     on her feet to the end! [17:19] (Flashback) Desumi's father     Urami! Your sister's     workin' hard again today! [17:23] (Flashback) Desumi's father     Urami! Your sister's gotten     even stronger than before! [17:27] (Flashback) Desumi's father     Urami! Your sister was the top     performer again this month! [17:32] (Flashback) Desumi's mother     Isn't that somethin', Urami? [17:34] (Flashback) Desumi's mother     Your sister's finally     been promoted to monster! [17:45] (Flashback) Desumi's mother     Urami... [17:50] (Flashback) Urami     I wanna be like my big sister. [18:02] Urami     My big sister was the one thing     that kept me goin' in life. [18:08] Urami     But she used to be so awesome...     and now, she's changed. [18:14] Urami     She met that strange man here     in the city, an' he ruined her. [18:30] Tan     Hey, you cryin'? [18:33] Glasses     Dumped by your man? [18:35] Glasses     Come hang out with me and forget that jerk. [18:38] Tan     Hang on, man. She seem a little young to you? [18:41] Glasses     Who cares? She's a cutie. [18:44] Glasses     C'mon, let's go! [18:46] Urami     Let me go. [18:48] Glasses     Hey, did she just mumble something? [18:51] Tan     What are you, some kind of emo kid? [18:57] Glasses     Yeah, looks totally emo to me! [18:59] Tan     Bet she can't even hold     a proper conversation. [19:02] Tan     Hello! [19:03] Tan     Hello! [19:04] Tan     You hear me? [19:06] Baldy     Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl? [19:09] Hat     Total emo! [19:18] Tan     Who are you supposed to be? [19:25] Urami     Big Sister... [19:30] Desumi     Don't cry, Urami. [19:32] Desumi     Here. Want a crêpe? [19:34] Urami     I think... we got bigger     things to worry about... [19:36] Desumi     Hey, it's fine. [19:42] Desumi     You said you think I look weak, didn't you? [19:48] Desumi     But I'm actually the strongest     I've been in my life! [19:55] Tan     C'mon, don't ignore us.     That's how you make us mad. [19:59] Glasses     We might look nice, but we're real bad guys. [20:03] Desumi     It seems I don't have to hold back, then. [20:08] Desumi     Better be careful. [20:10] Desumi     I'm the real bad guy here. [20:35] Desumi     Fall in love, Urami. [20:39] Desumi     Love is what you need to survive. [20:42] Urami     That ain't what you used to say. [20:52] Desumi     You'll understand, some day. [20:55] Urami     Yeah, right.     I'd rather not understand that. [21:05] Urami     The crêpe is good. [21:19] Urami     My big sister has changed. [21:22] Urami     She's lost her edge, become soft and girly. [21:28] Urami     But I guess she ain't so bad that way. [21:33] Urami     But you... [21:34] Urami     You're a big problem. [21:35] Urami     I'm never gonna like you. SIGN    Desumi-san [21:37] Fudo     Desumi-san! [21:39] Urami     Once I join Gekko,     you're the first one I'll purge. [21:43] Urami     Mwahaha... [21:45] Urami     Mwahaha... [21:46] Urami     Mwahahahaha! [23:20] Urami     Big Sister! [23:21] Urami     Big Sister! [23:23] Urami     Big Sister! [23:24] Urami     Big Sister... [23:25] Urami     Big Sister... [23:27] Urami     Big Sister! [23:28] Desumi     Urami! Where are you? [23:31] Urami     Next episode: "Atop the Kokutei Moon." SIGN    Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon [23:34] Urami     Big Sister... I love you. [23:37] Desumi     Urami! E10 - Atop the Kokutei Moon Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Fudo     The autumn leaves are beautiful. [00:08] Fudo     We're well into fall, aren't we, Desumi-san? [00:12] Desumi     We sure are, Fudo. [00:22] Desumi     I just remembered, Fudo. [00:24] Desumi     Take this. SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei High School School Festival [00:29] Fudo     "Kokutei Festival"? [00:31] Fudo     Your school festival? [00:33] Desumi     Yeah, are you free for it next weekend? [00:37] Desumi     My class is doing a maid café. [00:43] Fudo     Desumi-san... dressed as a maid?! [00:48] Fudo     I would give my life to attend! [00:51] Desumi     Hooray! [00:53] Desumi     But make sure you come on Sunday,     the festival's last day. [00:59] Desumi     There's a legend at Kokutei High School. [01:05] Desumi     For the finale of the final     day of the Kokutei Festival, [01:07] Desumi     the staff makes a crescent-shaped     sculpture available for one hour only. [01:10] Desumi     It's called the "Kokutei Moon." [01:14] Desumi     The Kokutei Moon is a popular spot for     couples to take pictures together. [01:19] Desumi     And it's said that those who do [01:21] Desumi     become invincible couples,     bound in love for eternity. [01:25] Desumi     Well? Isn't that interesting?! [01:27] Fudo     What a clever idea! [01:29] Fudo     I already consider us an invincible couple, [01:32] Fudo     but I wouldn't object to having     a little supernatural backing! [01:36] Fudo     But a school festival will     surely be extremely crowded... [01:41] Desumi     Yes, we must be certain we aren't seen. [01:43] Fudo     This will no doubt be our     toughest mission yet! [01:47] Desumi     Bring it on, I say! [01:51] Fudo     Let's do it, Desumi-san! [01:53] Desumi     Yes, Fudo! [01:55] Both     Let's become an invincible couple! SIGN    Kokutei High School Handball Club      Kokutei High School Naginata Club      Kokutei High School Basketball Club SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Kokutei Festival SIGN    Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon SIGN    Cotton Candy [03:53] Girl A     Hey, isn't that... [03:55] Girl B     No way! [03:56] Girl C     I don't believe it! [03:57] Girl D     What's he doing here?! [03:59] Hayato     Yeah! [04:05] Girls     It's Hayato-kun, the hero! [04:08] Hayato     That's right, I'm finally here! [04:10] Hayato     The cerulean gem of Gelato 5, [04:12] Hayato     Hayato Ojino is in the building! [04:16] Hayato     And the crimson brick, Fudo, is here too! [04:19] Girl C     Fudo-kun! [04:20] Boy A     Hot stuff! [04:23] Fudo     Why are you doing this, Hayato? [04:25] Hayato     Silence, traitor. [04:27] Hayato     This is your punishment for trying to [04:29] Hayato     attend this blissful event     without inviting me along! [04:33] Fudo     Can you at least try to be subtle about it? [04:36] Hayato     Nope! [04:38] Hayato     Look at me! [04:39] Hayato     I want all girls, front and center! [04:42] Hayato     Don't be shy, or you'll regret it! [04:45] Changer     Two! Change Gelat— [04:47] Hayato     Now, which version is your preferred flavor? [04:50] Changer     Two! Change— [04:52] Hayato     Go! [04:53] Changer     Two! Change— [04:54] Hayato     Go! [04:55] Hayato     Go! [04:55] Changer     Two! Change Gelato! [04:57] Hayato     Ouch! [04:58] Hayato     Hey! Where are you going, Fudo?! [05:00] Girl C     What? [05:01] Boy A     Where's Fudo-kun? [05:03] Both     There he is! [05:07] Boy A     Fudo-kun! [05:09] Fudo     Not good! SIGN    I'll come to see you at your shop We're in classroom 2-B SIGN    I'm sorry, Desumi-san SIGN    Things have gotten a little complicated [05:17] Friend A/B     Have a good day, master! [05:20] Desumi     A little complicated? [05:21] Friend B     Hey, Desumi! [05:22] Friend A     What's up? You seem distracted. [05:24] Desumi     N-No, I'm fine! [05:26] Friend B     Help us make parfaits! [05:28] Desumi     S-Sure, on my way! [05:31] Desumi     H-Hojo-san?! [05:33] Anna     "Things have gotten a little complicated"? [05:36] Anna     What's all this now, Desucchi? [05:38] Anna     Meeting up with your boyfriend? [05:40] Desumi     O-Of course not... [05:42] Anna     Yeah? [05:43] Anna     No real plans, then? [05:45] Anna     In that case... [05:46] Anna     Wanna go to the Kokutei Moon with me? [05:51] Anna     C'mon. We'd be an invincible couple! [05:55] Anna     Well? Well? [05:57] Desumi     Wait, I... [05:57] Anna     Well? [05:59] Desumi     I don't know what you're talking about! [06:00] Anna     Wait for me, Desucchi! [06:05] Girlfriend     Hey, wanna go to the Kokutei Moon? [06:08] Boyfriend     Why would we need to? [06:10] Boyfriend     We're already deeply in love, honey. [06:14] Girlfriend     Yeah... [06:15] Girlfriend     No one can ever tear us a— [06:16] Kiki      SIGN    Discipline Officer SIGN    Discipline Officer SIGN    Threatening [06:21] Boyfriend     Who the heck are you?! [06:23] Girlfriend     The discipline officer! [06:25] Kiki     The purpose of school festivals is     to promote a spirit of community! [06:31] Kiki     Not to get all lovey-dovey! [06:33] Kiki     You hear me? [06:34] Both     Y-Yes, ma'am! [06:39] Kyoko     Goodness me. [06:41] Kyoko     Are you jealous because     you're all alone, Kiki-san? [06:45] Kiki     What was that, Kyoko?! [06:46] Kiki     I'm not jealous! [06:48] Kiki     Lapses in discipline lead     to lapses in morality! [06:51] Kiki     I won't leave a single couple standing! [06:53] Shoko     Scary. [06:54] Shoko     Then I'd better get away before     you try to take us down. [06:57] Kiki     What? [06:59] Kyoko     Right, Bear-sama? SIGN    Plush [07:00] Kiki     Are you crazy or something?! [07:02] Kiki     And why the hell isn't the sight of a     bear in school causing a mass panic? [07:08] Costumer A     Look at that bear costume! [07:10] Costumer B     Awesome quality! [07:12] Costumer C     Nice! Must be pretty hot in that thing! [07:16] Kyoko     Now I bid you good day, Kiki-san. [07:18] Kyoko     Keep the violence to a minimum, would you? [07:25] Kiki     Death to all couples! SIGN    Haunted House SIGN    I'm sorry, Desumi-san SIGN    Things have gotten a little complicated SIGN    Let's meet up      in the haunted house SIGN    Classroom 3-A [07:46] Desumi     I think I finally lost her... [07:51] Fudo     Desumi-san! [07:53] Desumi     Fudo! [07:54] Fudo     Your unprecedented cuteness revolutionizes     the concept of the maid! [07:58] Fudo     The word "cute" hardly     seems sufficient anymore! [07:58] Sign     Thoughtful [08:02] Desumi     This is no time for that! [08:04] Desumi     Let's hide back there! [08:08] Desumi     I'm sorry, Fudo. [08:10] Desumi     This has all been such a mess. [08:12] Fudo     No, a glance at you in your maid     outfit makes anything worthwhile. [08:17] Desumi     R-Really? I'm glad... [08:19] Desumi     But you're embarrassing me again! [08:23] Desumi     Oh, that's right... [08:26] Desumi     Look, Fudo. [08:27] Desumi     These are the sweets we serve     in our class's maid café. [08:38] Desumi     W-Welcome home, master! [08:45] Fudo     I might be the luckiest master     in all of human history! [08:50] Desumi     Oh, you! [08:54] Fudo     They're delicious. [08:56] Desumi     I'm glad to hear it. [09:00] Desumi     But... it really might be impossible     for us to be alone together [09:04] Desumi     at the school festival, Fudo. [09:06] Fudo     No, I believe we can overcome any     trial the world throws at us! [09:15] Fudo     We must arrive at it no matter what... [09:17] Fudo     Our shared Kokutei Moon! [09:25] Desumi     Fudo... [09:27] Desumi     Yes, you're right. [09:29] Desumi     I should have confidence in us. [09:31] Desumi     I feel bad for leaving my class in the lurch, [09:33] Desumi     but let's wait here until the finale— [09:34] Kiki     Illicit heterosexual relations detected! [09:38] Kiki     I'm going to crush you! [09:43] Kiki     Tell me your year and class number! [09:43] Desumi     Run! [09:44] Fudo     Desumi-san! [09:45] Desumi     Fudo! [09:47] Both     Let's meet up again later! [10:07] Desumi     I think I lost her. [10:16] Anna     Don't be so cold, Desucchi. [10:18] Anna     You promised you'd go to     the Kokutei Moon with me! [10:23] Desumi     I don't think I did! SIGN    UMA Study Group     Famous UMA-yaki [10:35] Mob Boy     This is gonna be fun! [10:36] Fudo     The couples have begun their exodus. [10:39] Fudo     We have very little time left! [10:44] Hayato     Where have you been, Fudo? [10:46] Hayato     You promised you'd serve     as my horse all day long! [10:50] Fudo     I never made any such promise! [10:53] Girl B     There he is! [10:54] Girl     Hayato! [10:55] Boy A     Fudo-kun! [10:57] Hayato     Right here! [10:58] Hayato     Sorry to keep you waiting, all! [11:05] Announcement     Attention, Kokutei Festival goers! [11:07] Announcement     The time has arrived! [11:10] Announcement     It's the shining jewel of the     Kokutei festival finale... [11:15] Announcement     the Kokutei Moon! [11:16] Announcement     It will be available for one hour only! [11:20] Announcement     All couples, please gather     around the front entrance! [11:31] Desumi     Love After World Domination! [11:52] Anna     Desucchi! [12:05] Anna     You can't get away from me, Desucchi! [12:08] Desumi     H-Hojo-san! You're really     athletic, aren't you?! SIGN    Nurse's Office [12:28] Anna     Just give in already, Desucchi! [12:31] Kira     My, my. Magahara-san... [12:33] Desumi     I need your h-help, Blood Princess! [12:37] Kira     None of that, now, Reaper-chan. [12:40] Kira     You're not supposed to     call me that at school. SIGN    Gekko Princess Series     Blood Princess     Kira Sanzugawa [12:47] Desumi     S-Sorry about that, Sanzugawa-sensei! [12:49] Desumi     But I have some urgent business to attend to! [12:51] Desumi     Could you hold off the girl on the     other side of this door for me? [12:54] Desumi     I can't seem to get her to leave me alone! [12:57] Kira     That's no good, now. [13:00] Kira     Bosslar-chan would be furious if he     caught me using my powers at school! [13:04] Desumi     Please! I'm begging you! [13:07] Kira     I'm afraid not. [13:10] Desumi     I-I'll give you a Super Bosslar-kun Doll! SIGN    squee♥ [13:15] narrator     Allow me to explain! [13:17] narrator     Blood Princess is in love     with Supreme Ruler Bosslar! [13:22] Kira     Well, perhaps just this once! [13:25] Desumi     Thanks! [13:32] Kira     You're not going anywhere, Hojo-san. [13:35] Anna     Ugh, Blood Princess... [13:37] Anna     This sucks. [13:39] Kira     Why don't you stick around and     have a nice, long talk with me? [13:44] Anna     Stop me, if you think you can. [13:49] Kira     Bad girl. SIGN    Nurse's Office Announcements [13:59] Kira     Gracious. You're awfully strong, aren't you? [14:04] Anna     That's 'cause I'm also part     of the Princess Series! [14:09] crowd     An explosion? [14:10] crowd     Some kind of event? [14:12] Desumi     That bought me a little time, at least. [14:15] Girl     So cute! [14:18] Girl Student B     Isn't that Red and Blue? [14:20] Girl Student A     What are they doing? [14:21] Desumi     Red? [14:22] Hayato     Good boy! SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank [14:23] Hayato     Run, run! SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    Wa ha ha ha SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank [14:26] Desumi     What in the world is happening there? SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank SIGN    spank     spank [14:29] Fudo     Desumi-san! [14:30] Boy A     Hot stuff! [14:30] Desumi     Fudo? [14:33] Kiki     Hey, Desumi. [14:35] Desumi     Kiki? [14:35] Kiki     You got nothing better to do, right? [14:37] Kiki     Come help me track down couples. [14:39] Desumi     She didn't realize that was     me in the haunted house? [14:42] Desumi     That's a relief. [14:44] Desumi     A-Actually, I do have a few plans... [14:47] Kiki     But we've reached the finale. [14:49] Kiki     What plans could you have? [14:51] Kiki     Wait a minute... [14:53] Kiki     You did mention you were interested     in romance that one time. [14:58] Kiki     Don't tell me you've got a boyfriend, too! [15:00] Desumi     Wait! Calm down! [15:03] Kiki     Shiver... SIGN    S     H     I     V     E     R [15:06] Kiki     Th-This chilling aura... [15:14] Hayato     We meet again. [15:16] Kiki     H-He's... [15:16] Hayato     We meet again. We meet again. We meet again.      We meet again. We meet again... [15:22] Hayato     Haven't seen you since the beach! [15:25] Girls     Hayato! [15:31] Desumi     Fudo! [15:33] Desumi     Now's our chance! [15:34] Fudo     R-Right! [15:51] Fudo     We're running out of time! [15:53] Desumi     I know that. [15:54] Desumi     But they all recognize you... [15:57] Desumi     And Princess Series members     are all around us. SIGN    Kokutei Festival [16:01] Staff     Just five minutes left with the Kokutei Moon! [16:12] Fudo     To break through the crowd and sit     there without anyone seeing us... [16:21] Fudo     I'm out of ideas! [16:25] Kyoko     Who in the world are you? [16:28] Kyoko     I thought you were Bear-sama! [16:30] Bear Costumer     Hang on! You're the one who grabbed on to me! [16:32] Shoko     What are you trying to pull with     this extremely detailed costume?! [16:35] Bear Costumer     I just really like bears, okay?! [16:37] Kyoko     Then where is the real Bear-sama?! [16:40] Bear Costumer     How should I know?! [16:42] Kyoko     Oh, for pity's sake! [16:43] Kyoko     Cosplay makes everything so confusing! [16:47] Desumi     Fudo! We still have a chance! [16:49] Desumi     We can't give up yet! [16:50] Fudo     Desumi-san? [16:56] staff     We'll take one more couple     before closing up shop! SIGN    Kokutei Festival [17:02] Fudo     A-Are you sure we can do it? [17:04] Desumi     Yes, I know that we can. [17:07] Desumi     There's nothing we can't do! [17:09] Desumi     Right? [17:11] Fudo     Indeed. [17:13] Fudo     You're right, [17:15] Fudo     Desumi-san! [17:22] Fudo     Freezing Change! [17:26] Desumi     Welcome Evil! Punish Good! [17:29] Changer     One! Change Gelato! [17:36] Desumi     Reaper Change! [18:01] Fudo     Let's go, Desumi-san! [18:03] Desumi     Yes, Fudo! [18:06] Student Man I     Just one couple left? [18:08] Student Man A     Hey, look at that! [18:12] Student Girl U     That's so cool! [18:13] Student Man Costumer E     Awesome taste! [18:15] Student Man Ka     Amazing quality, too! [18:18] Student Man Costumer Ki     It's pretty fanfic, though. [18:20] Student Man Costumer Ku     Totally. [18:21] Student Man Costumer Ku     Red Gelato and Reaper Princess, getting along? [18:54] Fudo     When you and I work together, [18:57] Fudo     there is nothing that we cannot achieve. [18:59] Desumi     Yes, because we are an invincible couple. [19:05] Desumi     Perhaps the day when we can see     each other with heads held high [19:08] Desumi     isn't so far away after all, Fudo. [19:11] Fudo     Yes indeed, Desumi-san. [19:15] Desumi     And until that day comes, I'm going     to enjoy having this little secret! [19:21] Fudo     Yes. [19:32] Staff     Okay! I'm taking the picture! [21:19] Drone     Hey, did you hear? [21:20] Drone     Culverin Bear and Steel-chan are dating! [21:25] Catapult     Oh hang on, is that for real? [21:28] Catapult     I totally had a feeling, though! [21:30] Drone     I hear they were together at the     high school culture festival. [21:35] Catapult     Young love goals! [21:37] Catapult     A culture festival date     is total young love goals! [21:39] Drone     Right? [21:40] Drone     But inter-company romance     is against the rules. [21:42] Drone     So actually going through with it     seems a little inappropriate. [21:46] Catapult     But that's what makes it frickin' sweet! [21:50] Catapult     Hey, hey... [21:51] Catapult     If you were gonna date someone,     who'd you go for? Matchlock Eagle? [21:55] Drone     Oh, no! [21:56] Drone     He's far too self-aggrandizing. [21:58] Catapult     Then what about Railgun Lion? [22:01] Drone     I don't think so... [22:02] Drone     I can't handle those "ora-ora" types. [22:05] Catapult     Hard same! [22:06] Catapult     Gatling Wolf? [22:08] Drone     He's too neurotic and fastidious. [22:11] Drone     I don't think I could ever date him. [22:16] Drone     A good man is hard to find, isn't he? [22:19] Catapult     Yeah, and it's so crazy! [22:20] Catapult     I can't believe Steel's into Culverin Bear! [22:24] Drone     She is still young, though. [22:27] Drone     Maybe she's confused huggability     for something else. [22:30] Catapult     Doubt you'll see any other member of the     Princess Series doing the romance thing! [22:33] Drone     What about Reaper-chan? [22:42] Catapult     Reaper, huh? Yeah, nah! [22:45] Drone     You think? [22:46] Catapult     Oh, totes nah! [22:46] Drone     Yeah, you're right. [22:50] Desumi     I'm back! [22:52] Desumi     Have you been a good girl? [22:54] Hellko     My mistress had another good day, I suppose. [22:58] Desumi     Ready for my hot bath! [23:01] Hellko     Because of that goon of a man, I suppose. [23:05] Hellko     Not that I like to admit it. [23:11] Hellko     But if my mistress is happy,     I suppose I'll allow it. [23:20] Narrator     What is justice? What is peace? [23:23] Narrator     Like hot-burning ice, they break     through the chaos of the age! [23:27] Narrator     Their name, Freezing Sentai Gelato 5! [23:31] Narrator     Tune in next week! [23:32] Narrator     Next time, Episode 11: "What's the     Point of Getting Closer?" SIGN    Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer? [23:35] Fudo     Humanity, preach love! [23:37] Desumi     Is that what this show is about? SIGN    Clink... E11 - What’s the Point of Getting Closer? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Drone     Now! [00:05] Drone     All forces, charge! [00:07] Combatants     Kii! [00:09] Blue     They're coming! [00:10] Blue     Don't let your guard down, everyone! [00:13] Blue     Wh-What the— [00:14] Blue     My Swordgun broke?! [00:16] Pink     Mine did, too! [00:19] Blue     Wow... [00:24] Judgment     Ha ha ha. SIGN    Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer? [02:08] Beast     What's with you, Reaper? [02:10] Desumi     Oh, well... [02:11] Desumi     I was just thinking, she's always by herself. SIGN    Gekko Princess Series     Judgment Princess     Ranran [02:16] Beast     Judgment, eh? [02:17] Beast     She's a perpetual loner who     performs her missions in silence. [02:20] Beast     The ideal Gekko soldier. [02:22] Steel     Although when she removes her mask,     she has quite a charming appearance. [02:26] Desumi     Yeah, yeah! [02:27] Desumi     I'm gonna go talk to her! [02:28] Beast     C'mon, mind your own business already! [02:33] Desumi     Hey, Judgment! [02:36] Desumi     Want to eat with us? [02:43] Judgment     Another time, perhaps. [02:52] Drone     Sorry about that, Reaper-chan. [02:55] Desumi     Drone Rabbit-senpai... [02:57] Drone     You know she's part of     my sixth squadron, right? SIGN    Dish Return     Leave no scraps behind! -—Bosslar [03:00] Drone     Our team specializes in covert     operations and espionage, [03:03] Drone     so she's been trained specially     in that since she joined Gekko. [03:08] Drone     Avoiding interpersonal     relationships and such. [03:11] Drone     I've asked her to at least open     up to her comrades, but... [03:16] Desumi     I had no idea. [03:19] Combatant A     You sounded great again today! [03:21] Combatant B     Thanks! [03:24] Combatant A     Greetings! [03:25] Combatant B     Judgment Princess! [03:37] Desumi     Hold it, Judgment! [03:39] Desumi     Here! [03:45] Desumi     And you'd better be there! SIGN    Princess Series Strategy Meeting SIGN    Tonight at 6 SIGN    Gekko Women's Dorm SIGN    Reaper Princess's Room SIGN    Bring Pajamas [03:52] Judgment     Strategy meeting? [03:59] Kiki     Hey, Reaper. SIGN    Princess Series     Pajama Takoyaki Sleepover [04:01] Kiki     You tricked us, damn it! [04:03] Desumi     Now, now. [04:04] Kiki     When I heard you were holding     a strategy meeting, [04:05] Kiki     I thought it meant you were     finally taking things seriously! [04:08] Kyoko     And yet, you still attended in pajamas. [04:13] Kiki     Shut up! [04:14] Kiki     But... [04:16] Kiki     When did you two get so chummy? [04:19] Desumi     I wish I could tell you! [04:25] Kiki     Knowing you, you set this up to get     closer to Judgment Princess, right? [04:30] Kiki     But there's no way she's coming. [04:33] Kiki     Unlike you, she's a solitary warrior who— [04:37] Desumi     It's open! Come on in! [04:50] Desumi     Fudo... why?! [04:52] Kiki     H-Hey, you're... [04:54] Kyoko     Red Gelato? [04:55] Kiki     Going for a one-man raid, huh?! [05:00] Desumi     Wait a minute. [05:02] Desumi     Can it... [05:03] Desumi     Can it be... [05:05] Kiki     Fine by me! I'll take it from here! [05:08] Desumi     Wait, Beast! That's— [05:15] Ranran     Ha ha ha. [05:16] Ranran     It is I. Surprised? [05:19] Ranran     Though I admit, your perpetual     combat readiness does impress. [05:22] Ranran     Did you see through my disguise, Reaper? [05:26] Desumi     First, he would never take his shoes     off in such a haphazard fashion. [05:30] Desumi     And your biceps brachii     muscles were a bit too small. [05:33] Ranran     Impressive. [05:34] Kiki     That's the rival I know.     She really does her research. [05:48] Desumi     Okay, it's ready! [05:51] Both     Let's eat! [05:55] Kiki     Hey, that's pretty tasty! [05:57] Kyoko     It's wonderful with cheese in, too! [06:03] Ranran     I was informed that this     was a strategy meeting. [06:06] Ranran     What is its actual point? [06:07] Kiki     It's more like a friendly gathering. [06:10] Kyoko     The purpose is for all of us to get closer. [06:14] Ranran     What is the point of getting closer? [06:17] Kiki     Yeah, I totally get how you feel! [06:20] Kiki     But don't even bother. [06:21] Kiki     Reaper's pretty damned     good at getting her way. [06:24] Kiki     Now that we're here,     enjoying yourself is the only option. [06:27] Kyoko     And you do seem to be enjoying     yourself, Beast-san. [06:30] Kiki     A-Am not! [06:32] Desumi     Have some, Judgment! [06:34] Desumi     Is this your first time eating takoyaki? [06:36] Desumi     It's very good. [06:49] Fudo     Yes, it's quite delicious. [06:51] Kiki     You're gonna give me a heart attack! [06:54] Ranran     I'm sorry. I feel hesitant     to express myself freely. [06:57] Kiki     That's no reason to retreat into a disguise! [07:25] Desumi     Now, one big sleepover staple     is talking about romance! [07:28] Kiki     Do you ever talk about anything else? [07:31] Kyoko     But being in love can inspire you in work! [07:34] Kiki     The hell? SIGN    Personal Achievements on the Rise [07:37] Kiki     I guess that is pretty convincing,      coming from you. [07:41] Ranran     What is "being in love"? [07:43] Ranran     Is being in love beneficial? [07:45] Desumi     Oh, it's nothing but! [07:48] Ranran     Can you describe the effects     of "being in love"? [07:51] Desumi     It makes every day feel joyous,     like everything around you is shining! [07:56] Ranran     This suggests that you are     currently in a state of love. [08:00] Desumi     W-Well... we're not talking     about me right now. [08:03] Ranran     We are. You can't escape it. [08:05] Ranran     Who is it? Is it anybody I know? [08:08] Desumi     I-I'm not telling! [08:09] Ranran     Very well. I'll commence guessing. [08:11] Ranran     This one? [08:12] Ranran     This one? [08:13] Ranran     This one? [08:15] Kiki     There's no way it's Red, Judgment. [08:19] Ranran     I wonder... [08:24] Kyoko     You're blushing, Reaper-san. [08:27] Desumi     I-I think I turned the heater up too high. [08:29] Desumi     Boy, it's hot in here! [08:33] Desumi     O-Oh, I know! [08:36] Desumi     I've got presents! [08:39] Desumi     Here! [08:43] Desumi     To celebrate our new friendship! [08:48] Ranran     Then, we are friends? [08:50] Desumi     Yeah, totally! [08:56] Desumi     And I made one for each of you! [08:58] Kiki     Why in the world would you     make this stuff, Reaper? [09:02] Kyoko     But of course, she is     in the handicrafts club! [09:31] Desumi     Are you leaving, Judgment? [09:35] Desumi     Thank you for coming. [09:39] Ranran     Thank you for inviting me today. [09:42] Ranran     I never intended to get closer with you all. [09:44] Ranran     I intended to leave immediately. [09:47] Ranran     But I do believe that I enjoyed myself. [09:52] Ranran     Yes. [09:56] Desumi     Come see us again sometime, Judgment. [10:03] Fudo     You bet I will! [10:11] Desumi     Sh-She gave me a heart attack... [10:26] Ranran     Ha ha ha! [10:36] Desumi     Hey, Fudo. [10:38] Desumi     Are you really Fudo? [10:40] Fudo     What are you talking about, Desumi-sa— [10:42] Fudo     Hey! You're breaking my face! [10:45] Fudo     Desumi— SIGN    Rip [10:47] Fudo     Wh-What are you doing, Desumi-san?! [10:51] Desumi     I... I'm sorry, Fudo. [10:55] Desumi     Love After World Domination. [11:10] Culverin     You fell for my trap, heroes! [11:12] Culverin     Here on this snowy mountain,     you can't even move! [11:15] Blue     Isn't the same true for you? [11:17] Culverin     No way... [11:18] Culverin     He's right! [11:19] Culverin     Anyway, go, Gekko soldiers! [11:26] Culverin     I said, go! SIGN    Mt. Takao Summit [11:38] Fudo     Your coffee really is     truly exceptional, Desumi-san. [11:41] Desumi     You old kidder! [11:43] Fudo     The truth is, Desumi-san... [11:44] Fudo     I have big news today. [11:47] Fudo     At last, the book I worked so     hard on has been published! SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?     A Treatise     By Fudo Aikawa [11:52] Fudo     Here it is! [11:55] Desumi     That's incredible! [11:56] Desumi     Well done, Fudo! [11:57] Fudo     To celebrate it going on sale, [11:59] Fudo     I'm going to have a signing     at the bookstore tomorrow. [12:02] Desumi     A signing? [12:03] Fudo     Would you stop by if you     have time, Desumi-san? [12:06] Desumi     Of course I'll be there! [12:08] Desumi     Even if it kills me! SIGN    The     Next      Day SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?     A Treatise     By Fudo Aikawa [12:16] friend A     Desumi. Desumi! [12:19] friend A     C'mon, Desumi! Don't ignore me! [12:21] Friend B     You want to go to a movie after school? [12:24] Desumi     I'll pass for today. I've     got a signing to go to. [12:27] Friend B     A signing? [12:28] Friend A     For this book? [12:30] Friend B     That book looks weird! [12:32] Desumi     Regardless, it's important to me! [12:35] Desumi     We'll go out another time. [12:37] Friend B     You're bright red, though. [12:39] Desumi     Well, I wouldn't say that... [12:41] friend A     No, you're seriously red. [12:43] friend A     Are you sure you don't have a fever? [12:45] Desumi     A-Actually... SIGN    Hot SIGN    Hot SIGN    Hot SIGN    Hot [12:47] Desumi     I am feeling a little... dizzy... [12:56] friend B     Hey... Desumi?! [13:00] Friend A     Wh-What are you doing? [13:02] Desumi     Got to get... to the signing... [13:06] friend A     In your condition?! [13:08] Friend B     It could kill you! [13:10] Friend A     Come on, get real. [13:11] Friend B     Let's get you to the nurse's office. [13:13] Desumi     I did spend the whole     day on a snowy mountain, [13:16] Desumi     but I was in a snow hut, at least... [13:19] friend B     That's what you do for fun?! SIGN    Nurse's Office [13:30] Kira     I sense... illness. [13:34] Friend A     Sanzugawa-sensei, she's got a fever. [13:38] Kira     Oh, poor thing! [13:41] Desumi     Blood Princess... [13:44] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [13:45] Narrator     As revealed in the previous     episode's signs, [13:48] Narrator     Nurse Sanzugawa is actually     Desumi's colleague, Blood Princess! [13:54] Kira     Just leave her to me. [13:56] Desumi     No... I have to get to the signing... [14:03] Friend A     Thanks for taking her! [14:05] Kira     Take care, dears! [14:07] Friend A     Did Sanzugawa-sensei seem weirdly     happy about this to you? [14:11] Friend B     Oh, come on! SIGN    Nurse's Office [14:26] Desumi     Fudo... SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?     A Treatise     Now Available     Fudo Aikawa Book Signing [14:55] Desumi     A chain? [14:57] Kira     How are you feeling? [15:00] Desumi     Blood? [15:02] Kira     Don't worry. You're safe now. [15:04] Kira     Now, let's get you changed, [15:08] Kira     Reaper-chan. [15:10] Desumi     Have to get to... book signing... [15:15] Desumi     What are you doing?! [15:17] Kira     Come, now, let's wipe off that sweat. [15:20] Desumi     Cut it out! [15:22] Kira     Someone as strong as you is rarely injured, [15:25] Kira     so this is the first time I've     been able to attend to you. [15:28] Kira     Now, dearie, let Mommy look after you. [15:33] Desumi     Please go away! [15:36] Kiki     Hey, Desumi! [15:37] Kiki     About our part-time job today… [15:41] Kiki     Huh? She's not here? [15:43] Friend B     Desumi caught a cold. [15:46] Friend B     She's probably still sleeping     in the nurse's office. [15:48] Kiki     What?! [15:49] Kyoko     Desumi-san caught a cold? [15:51] Kyoko     How unusual... [15:52] Kiki     That's not good. [15:54] Kyoko     What is it? [15:55] Kiki     I left myself in Blood's care once before. [16:00] (Flashback) Kiki     Sorry, Blood. [16:01] (Flashback) Kiki     Can I ask for some treatment? [16:03] (Flashback) Blood     Oh, most certainly. [16:09] Kiki     She treats anyone she     looks after like a baby! [16:16] Kiki     Her motherly instincts are out of control! [16:19] Kiki     I managed to escape with my life, [16:21] Kiki     but Mommy almost brainwashed     me in the process! [16:24] Kyoko     Perhaps she succeeded? [16:26] Kyoko     You just called her "Mommy." [16:28] Kiki     Even if she is my rival, Reaper is my friend! [16:31] Kiki     I have to save her from that hell! [16:34] Kyoko     Do you think you can beat her? [16:36] Kiki     Yeah, when she sees someone     who's sick, she loses all judgment. [16:39] Kiki     We'll pretend to be sick to get close to her, [16:42] Kiki     and when she lets her guard down,      we'll give her a pounding! [16:45] Kiki     I haven't forgotten what you put me through. [16:47] Kiki     Listen up, Mommy! I'm about      to traumatize you! [16:51] Kiki     Stay safe until we get there, Reaper! [16:56] Desumi     Blood... what is going on? [17:00] Kira     Now, now, dearie. [17:01] Kira     It's "Mommy," not "Blood." [17:04] Kira     Here you are, sweetie, some nice porridge. [17:09] Kira     Oh, look at you! You're chewing so good! [17:12] Kira     Is it tasty? [17:15] Kira     My sweetie little girl! [17:21] Desumi     Not good... [17:22] Desumi     The signing's about to start... [17:26] Blood     Oh, darling dear. Are we sleepy? [17:30] Blood     There, there. Mommy's here for nappy-time. [17:35] Blood     Now, she'll read for you from     her original picture book... SIGN     Fight!     Bosslar-kun SIGN     Fight!     Bosslar-kun SIGN    Fight!     Bosslar-kun SIGN    Fight!     Bosslar-kun [17:43] Blood     "Long, long ago, in a far-away land, [17:46] Blood     there was a strong, brave, [17:50] Blood     and occasionally very silly     little boy named Bosslar-kun..." SIGN    Momotaro [17:55] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother     "The old man went to the     mountains to gather wood, [17:58] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother     while the old woman went to     the river to do the washing..." [18:05] Desumi     Mommy... [18:09] Kiki     Desumi! [18:09] Kyoko     Desumi-san! [18:12] Kira     Keep your voices down, girls. [18:15] Kira     The baby just got to sleep. [18:20] Kiki     Not good! [18:21] Kiki     She's gotten pretty far along... [18:23] Kira     Are the two of you under the weather as well? [18:28] Kiki     Y-Yeah, my stomach hurts... [18:32] Kyoko     And I have a bit of a cough! [18:34] Kira     How awful! [18:35] Kira     Let me look after you! [18:38] Kiki     She fell for it! [18:39] Kira     Click! [18:51] Kiki     Ow, ow... [18:52] Kiki     Where are we? SIGN    Special Nurse's Office [18:55] Both     "Special nurse's office"? [19:11] Kira     We don't have enough beds     up there, so I'll treat you here! SIGN    Nurse's Office [19:44] Fudo     Th-This is... Desumi-san's... [19:49] Fudo     Are you all right, Desumi-san? [19:51] Fudo     You weren't answering your     phone, so I went looking... [19:57] Fudo     Wh-Why is she sleeping like this? [20:01] Fudo     Desumi-san... [20:06] Desumi     Read it again... [20:10] Fudo     R-Read... it? [20:13] Desumi     Yeah... Yeah... [20:19] Fudo     Then I shall. SIGN    Nurse's Office [20:22] Fudo     "And in this writer's humble opinion,     the strongest insect is... [20:26] Fudo     Of course, the ant! [20:28] Fudo     Because the ant can lift several     times its own weight with its jaws—" [20:35] Desumi     Fudo? [20:36] Fudo     You're up, Desumi-san? [20:38] Desumi     Why are you— [20:41] Desumi     I-It's not like that, Fudo! [20:44] Desumi     I was... delirious with a fever... [20:46] Fudo     What? You have a fever, Desumi-san?! [20:48] Fudo     That's awful! [20:53] Desumi     Don't do that out of the blue!     You're making the fever worse! [20:55] Fudo     S-Sorry, I wasn't thinking... [20:58] Desumi     What about the signing? [21:00] Desumi     You didn't slip out, did you? [21:02] Fudo     Well, actually... SIGN    Fudo Aikawa Book Signing [21:08] Fudo     We didn't get a single customer. [21:12] Desumi     R-Really? [21:15] Desumi     Does that mean I get the first autograph? [21:24] Fudo     Yes, of course! [21:27] Kira     "And so, they lived happily     ever after together." [21:34] Kira     Isn't that lovely? [21:37] Kyoko     Goo-goo... [21:38] Kiki     Mommy... [21:41] Fudo     Did you hear someone reading aloud just now? [21:44] Desumi     I didn't. [21:45] Desumi     It's probably in your head! SIGN    Fudo Aikawa [23:21] Fudo     Desumi-san... [23:22] Desumi     Fudo... [23:23] Fudo     Desumi-san. [23:24] Desumi     Fudo. [23:25] Fudo     Desumi-san! [23:26] Desumi     Fudo! [23:28] Fudo     Desumi-san!! [23:29] Desumi     Fudo!! SIGN    Episode 12 Eternal Rivals [23:33] Fudo's Mom     Next time, the final episode: "Eternal Rivals"! [23:37] Fudo & Desumi     See you then! E12 - Eternal Rivals Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Bosslar     Soon, very soon... SIGN    Ultimate [00:10] Bosslar     The world will belong to Gekko! SIGN    Episode 12 Eternal Rivals [00:21] Fudo     Delicious! [00:22] Fudo     They're like little hamburgers! [00:25] Desumi     They're macarons. [00:27] Desumi     And I made lots, so there are plenty     more where that came from. [00:29] Fudo     Thanks. [00:31] Fudo     Oh, and Desumi-san. [00:33] Fudo     It looks like I'm going to     be in another commercial. [00:37] Fudo     Here's the outline. [00:38] Desumi     I can't wait! [00:41] Desumi     What's it for this time? [00:43] Fudo     It's some bridal thing. SIGN    Twitch [00:46] Fudo     What? It's just my usual commercial stuff. SIGN    Kishimoto Weddings, Ltd SIGN    New Commercial SIGN    Our Wedding Is On SIGN    Outline [00:49] Desumi     "Our Wedding Is On"?! SIGN    Our Wedding Is On      Outline [00:52] Desumi     And his costar is... SIGN    "Bride"     Anna Hashimoto [00:53] Desumi     The current big star, Hashi-An?! SIGN    The Cutest Anna Hashimoto SIGN    In-Depth Guest SIGN    Beshakuri [00:55] Desumi     The one who just said that Red's     her favorite member of Gelato 5... [01:02] Fudo     What is it, Desumi-san? [01:04] Desumi     "Scene 1. The couple enters the chapel." [01:05] Fudo     Desumi-san? [01:06] Desumi     "Scene 2. They gaze at each     other before the priest." [01:07] Fudo     Hello, Desumi-san? [01:10] Desumi     "Scene 3. They cut the cake." [01:10] Fudo     D-Desumi-san? [01:13] ---     Then the line: "For your big     day, choose Kishimoto Weddings." [01:15] Fudo     Desumi-san? [01:19] Desumi     Fudo-kun... [01:20] ---     Y-Yes? [01:22] Desumi     This is one job that you dare not accept. [01:24] Fudo     Wh-Why not?! [01:26] Fudo     But I have to, Desumi-san! [01:28] Fudo     The rest of the team turned them down! [01:31] (Flashback) Hayato     My fans would be distraught to     see me in a commercial like that! [01:35] (Flashback) Hayato     I'll pass, thanks. [01:36] (Flashback) Daigo     It's incompatible with my image. [01:39] Fudo     So I'm the only one left! [01:42] Desumi     Well, you can't do it, either! [01:43] Fudo     What's wrong with you, Desumi-san? [01:45] Fudo     You've never been this selfish before. [01:48] Desumi     Selfish? [01:50] Fudo     This is my job. [01:51] Fudo     How can I— [01:53] Desumi     Fine, then! [01:54] Desumi     Go cut your cake with Hashi-An or whatever! [01:57] Fudo     Wait, Desumi-san! [01:59] Fudo     Desumi-san! [02:01] Fudo     What in the world happened there? [02:04] Haru     I heard everything! [02:07] Fudo     Haru-kun? [02:08] Fudo     It's not nice to eavesdrop! [02:10] Fudo     But yes, please tell me... [02:12] Fudo     Why is Desumi-san so upset? [02:15] Fudo     It's just a commercial! [02:17] Haru     "Just a commercial..." [02:18] Haru     Yet it is a commercial. [02:20] Haru     Try to imagine it, Senpai. [02:22] Haru     The person you most love, cutting a      cake with a total stranger... [02:28] Fudo     Cutting a cake... SIGN    Guahhh!! [02:36] Haru     Do you grasp it now, Senpai? [02:40] Fudo     What an incorrigible fool I've been! [02:43] Haru     You can still make it right! [02:46] Prof     What's all this, now? SIGN    Thump [02:49] Fudo     I just realized that I can't     do the cake-cutting scene! [02:52] Fudo     Please, let me withdraw from the commercial! [02:54] Prof     Why can't you do the cake-cutting scene? [02:57] Prof     Nothing doing! [02:58] Prof     Kishimoto Weddings is a     very important sponsor! [03:01] Fudo     I'm begging you! [03:02] Prof     Honestly! [03:04] Prof     All right, Fudo-kun. SIGN    Combined Weapon Proposal [03:06] Prof     Look at this. [03:07] Prof     The combined weapon made up     from your individual weapons [03:12] Prof     has been stalled for a while     due to lack of funding. [03:16] Prof     But just the other day, it became reality! [03:20] Prof     Thanks to their large contribution. [03:23] Prof     Although it's just a commercial, it's an     important part of our fight for world peace! [03:27] Prof     Please don't be unreasonable. [03:31] Fudo     For the sake of world peace... [03:33] Fudo     But is it worth making Desumi-san unhappy? [03:38] (Flashback) Desumi     I made lots! [03:41] Fudo     That's it! [03:42] Prof     What now? [03:44] Fudo     I'll make my own cake [03:46] Fudo     and do my first cake-cutting with Desumi     before the commercial is filmed! [03:52] Fudo     No! [03:53] Fudo     It's not good enough. SIGN    Fudo SIGN    You have no new messages [04:17] Combatant A     I ain't goin' in there! [04:18] Combatant B     Too dangerous. [04:20] Beast     What's all this about? [04:22] Combatant     W-Well, you see... SIGN    Menacing [04:28] Steel     Is that... [04:29] Steel     Reaper-san? [04:34] Desumi     He hasn't called me in two whole days! [04:36] Desumi     Stupid, stupid, stupid Fudo! [04:40] Gekko Announcer     All squad leaders and     Princess Series members, [04:43] Gekko Announcer     report to the conference room at once. [04:53] Bosslar     Your attention, please! [04:55] Bosslar     The time is nigh! [04:56] Bosslar     This is the birth of our greatest     monster yet, the Ultimate Phantom! [05:01] Narrator     For the sake of any viewers     who may have forgotten, SIGN    Allow me to explain! [05:04] Narrator     allow me to explain once more! SIGN    Negative SIGN    Negative Energy [05:06] Narrator     Secret Society Gekko is trying to use     the negative energy emitted by humans SIGN    Ultimate Phantom [05:10] Narrator     to fuel the creation of the Ultimate     Phantom, their greatest monster yet! [05:17] Snake     Hey, about dang time! [05:19] Bosslar     It is your diligent efforts that     have made this day possible! [05:24] Bosslar     Behold! It's filled to the     brim with negative energy! [05:27] Bosslar     Now, let us celebrate! [05:33] Desumi     Celebrate... Cake... [05:36] Desumi     Cutting a cake... [05:38] Bosslar     At last, our plans for world     domination will bear fruit! [05:45] Beast     I feel you, Reaper Princess. [05:47] Beast     Our day is finally here! [05:51] Desumi     Stupid Fudo... [05:54] Bosslar     Now, awaken! [05:58] Bosslar     Our greatest monster, Ultimate Phantom! SIGN    Ultimate [06:18] Ultimate     Pucka-pucka. [06:23] Ultimate     Goo-goo. [06:26] Ultimate     Pucka-pucka. Pucka. [06:29] Steel     It's not quite what I'd imagined. [06:31] Beast     Looks pretty weak to me. [06:33] Blood     Is it... a failure? [06:36] Bosslar     I-It can't be! [06:39] Bosslar     I created you for but one purpose! [06:41] Bosslar     Destroy humanity and bring     about our dream of— [06:48] Bosslar     Owie! [06:55] Bear     Wh-What in the world?! [06:56] Blood     Bosslar-sama! [07:03] Bear     What?! [07:05] Eagle     Is it... [07:06] Drone     ...out of control? [07:12] Bosslar     Why... Why?! [07:15] Bosslar     Ultimate Phantom! [07:18] Beast     Bad little boys who don't do as they're told [07:21] Beast     need punishment! SIGN    Major Yikes Kannonflame [07:39] Beast     Right here, kid! SIGN    Rampaging Lion Claws [07:44] Beast     Rampaging Lion Claws! [07:46] Blood     Bloody Slicer! SIGN    Bloody Slicer [07:51] Judgment     Duàn Zuì Liè Lún! SIGN    Duàn Zuì Liè Lún [08:00] Beast     How d'you like that? [08:08] Bear     Step aside, Princess Series! [08:10] Bear     Fire! [08:28] Bear     Did we do it?! [08:32] Bear     What?! [08:33] Bear     It did nothing— [08:43] Steel     C-Culverin Bear-sama! [08:45] Beast     It ate him?! [08:49] Steel     Damn you! [08:59] Beast     It integrates whatever it eats? [09:07] Beast     N-Not good! SIGN    Desumi Fudo SIGN    Radiance [09:34] Fudo     All done! [09:36] Prof     Fudo-kun, it's time to head to the shoot! [09:40] Fudo     Yes, sir! [09:52] Hashi-An     Fudo-san! [09:53] Fudo     Hashimoto-san! [09:58] Beast     Hey! What's with you, Reaper? [10:00] Steel     It ate Bear-sama! [10:03] Beast     Oh, for... Can someone     here get real already?! [10:06] Beast     It's heading for the city!     We have to go after it! [10:13] Fudo     Please... pick up, Desumi-san! [10:17] Judgment     Are you all right? [10:18] Drone     Ow, ow... [10:20] Drone     Yes, thanks. I'm fine. SIGN    Fudo SIGN    Fudo SIGN    Fudo SIGN    Fudo [10:27] Desumi     Hmph! [10:28] Snake     Sheesh, what a mess! [10:37] Desumi     What a fool I've been. [10:45] Director     Fudo-kun, I'd really like to start the shoot. [10:48] Fudo     R-Right. Thanks. SIGN    Desumi-san     Calling [10:52] Fudo     Desumi-san... [11:02] Hashi-An     Is something the matter? [11:06] Fudo     Not at all. [11:07] Hashi-An     Really? [11:09] Hashi-An     Then I hope we can get started! [11:13] Director     Time for Scene 3, cutting the cake! [11:20] Fudo     It's begun at last. [11:23] Director     Action! [11:38] Hashi-An     Excuse me, Fudo-san. [11:40] Hashi-An     You're holding it too hard! [11:43] Fudo     I'm sorry. [11:46] Fudo     I can only cut my first cake with Desumi-san! [12:07] Ultimate     Pucka-pucka. [12:10] Fudo     What is that monster?! [12:15] Reporter     I'm currently over a wedding venue     where an explosion just occurred! SIGN    BREAKING     CITY WEDDING VENUE     SUDDEN EXPLOSION [12:20] Reporter     Look at this! [12:21] Reporter     The smoke hasn't even settled! [12:23] Reporter     We can't tell if it's an accident     or intentional at this time. [12:27] Reporter     But it's dangerous to be in the area,     so we implore everyone to stay away! [12:30] Judgment     The explosion appears to be     the work of Ultimate Phantom. [12:33] Reporter     I'm getting new information now. [12:35] Reporter     It seems Fudo Aikawa of Gelato 5     was filming at this venue! [12:44] Desumi     Fudo? [12:47] Fudo     You need to get to safety! [12:49] Hashi-An     I will! [12:54] Fudo     Is this a new Gekko monster? [12:58] Ultimate     Destroy... humans. SIGN    Desumi     Fudo [13:04] Fudo     The cake I made for Desumi-san and me! [13:09] Daigo     Fudo! [13:09] Hayato     You okay? [13:12] Daigo     Did you really just turn     your back on the enemy? [13:14] Misaki     Come on, let's get transformed! [13:17] Misaki     Hey... were you crying? [13:19] Fudo     C-Certainly not! [13:24] Fudo     Let's go! Time to transform! [13:31] Team     Freezing Change! [13:33] Changer     Five! [13:34] Changer     Four! [13:36] Changer     Three! [13:37] Changer     Two! [13:38] Changer     One! [13:39] Changer     Change Gelato! [13:44] Red     The aroma of strawberry,     the flavor of justice! [13:48] Red     Red Gelato! [13:50] Blue     The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage! [13:54] Blue     Blue Gelato! [13:56] Yellow     The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life! [13:59] Yellow     Yellow Gelato! [14:02] Pink     The aroma of peach, the flavor of love! [14:05] Pink     Pink Gelato! [14:08] Green     The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace! [14:11] Green     Green Gelato! [14:14] Gelato 5     Together, we are... [14:16] Gelato 5     Freezing Sentai Gelato 5! [14:21] Red     Underestimate us on pain of fire! [14:41] Yellow     Here's one for you! [14:45] Yellow     Megaton Lemon Crush! [14:52] Pink     Misaki-san! [14:53] Pink     Let go of her! [14:55] Pink     Sky Peach Rain! [15:01] Blue     Right over here! [15:03] Blue     Twin Soda Slash! [15:16] Red     Sweet Berry Impact! [15:20] Red     Daigo-san! [15:22] Green     Right! [15:25] Green     Vacuum Pistachio Strike! [15:30] Green     Your ferocity is truly admirable. [15:33] Green     I only wish we could have     met under different— [15:41] Red     Guys! [15:44] Reporter     The building's coming down! [15:47] Reporter     Are our heroes safe?! [15:48] Fudo's Mother     Oh my! [15:50] Reporter     L-Look at that! [15:51] Reporter     The fight isn't over! [15:53] Reporter     And the giant monster     seems completely unharmed! [15:57] Green     I'm sorry, Fudo. [15:59] Reporter     And it looks like our heroes     have taken quite a beating... [16:02] Reporter     How in the world is this going to turn out? [16:09] Beast     Finally caught up. [16:11] Reporter     It looks like Gekko reinforcements     have just arrived! [16:15] Reporter     Not only are they facing a ferocious monster, [16:15] Desumi's Father     Here's our chance! [16:17] Reporter     but the Princess Series     have also joined the fight! [16:17] Kids     Go, Gekko! [16:20] Reporter     This might be the greatest     crisis Gelato 5 has ever faced! [16:26] Steel     You'll pay. [16:28] Steel     You'll pay! [16:34] Steel     Iron Prison! SIGN    Iron Prison [16:36] Reporter     Oh! There seems to be some     in-fighting going on! [16:39] Reporter     What could be the cause of it?! [16:40] Beast     I'll slice you to ribbons! [16:53] Beast     S-Steel! [17:05] Beast     Y-You damned monster... [17:08] Reporter     It appears Gekko doesn't have     control of this monster. [17:14] Reporter     And now... [17:15] Reporter     It's devouring the cake! [17:17] Reporter     It just does whatever it wants! [17:24] Red     This thing... [17:25] Reporter     The monster's appearance is changing! [17:35] Desumi     Fudo... SIGN    Desumi     Fudo [17:54] Blue     That thing is incredible! [17:57] Red     Red here. [17:59] Prof     Fudo-kun, hold it horizontal! [18:02] Prof     Fudo-kun. [18:03] Prof     We're left with no other choice. [18:05] Prof     It'll be quite a test run, but you'll     have to use that weapon we discussed. [18:09] Prof     The Combiner Sword, Gelato Claymore! [18:12] Prof     That weapon will surely defeat the monster. [18:15] Prof     Everyone, combine your weapons! [18:22] Red     Let's go! [18:24] Team     Combine! [18:38] Team     Complete! Gelato Claymore! [18:42] Reporter     Are you seeing this, everyone? [18:44] Reporter     Gelato 5's weapons, and their hearts... [18:47] Reporter     are united! [18:52] Red     Everyone! [18:53] Reporter     Blue, Green, Pink, and     Yellow have been captured! [19:01] Reporter     Red's wound appears quite serious. [19:04] Reporter     What in the world will happen next?! [19:06] Red     Damn it! [19:14] Reporter     What is this?! [19:17] Blue     It can't be! [19:18] Reporter     Reaper Princess joins the battle! [19:21] Reporter     I can't believe what I'm seeing! [19:23] Reporter     Those two eternal rivals...     working as a team?! [19:27] Red     Desumi-san? [19:29] Desumi     I'm sorry for being selfish. [19:32] Desumi     I'm sure you must hate me now. [19:35] Red     I wouldn't. Never ever. [19:37] Red     Not even if the heavens fell to the earth! [19:41] Desumi     Fudo! [19:43] Red     Desumi-san. [19:45] Reporter     I can't hear what they're saying, [19:47] Reporter     but it's easy to imagine it's     a heated exchange of insults! [19:55] Desumi     Are you ready, Fudo? [19:56] Red     I am, Desumi-san! [20:23] Pink     I know they can do this! [20:27] Beast     Just do it, Reaper! [20:31] Team     Go! [20:33] Desumi     What? Fudo, is this... [20:36] Red     Yes, this is... [20:42] Red& Desumi     ...like we're cutting a cake! [20:55] Blue     Heck yeah! [20:56] Beast     Running away with the glory... [21:00] Boys A&B     They did it! [21:01] Fudo's Mother     That's my Fudo! [21:03] Urami     Big Sister! [21:04] Kids     Big Sis! [21:20] Fudo     Thank you, Desumi-san. [21:22] Fudo     I would have lost for sure if not for you. [21:25] Desumi     I'm the one who should thank you. [21:27] Desumi     You made us a cake, didn't you? [21:31] Desumi     I'd love to actually eat the next one! [21:33] Fudo     Easily provided, Desumi-san! [21:37] Fudo     This child... isn't it that monster? [21:39] Desumi     I think it is. [21:41] Desumi     It's too small to cause any     more harm now, I'm sure. [21:43] Baby     Papa! Mama! [21:46] Fudo     R-Really! [21:47] Fudo     This appears to be a case     of mistaken identity! [21:50] Desumi     Honestly, what a silly baby! [21:52] Reporter     After vanquishing the giant monster, [21:54] Reporter     has a new friendship sprung up between them?! [21:56] Reporter     Let's have an interview! [22:00] Reporter     Rondo of the Reaper! SIGN    Rondo of the Reaper [22:07] Reporter     Th-There's no mutual understanding at all! [22:13] Fudo     N-Not bad, Reaper Princess! [22:17] Desumi     F-Friendship? Don't be absurd! [22:20] Desumi     I am Reaper Princess. [22:21] Desumi     The cold and merciless devil incarnate! [22:24] Desumi     Never forget that. [22:25] Baby     Mama! Mama! [22:38] Fudo     Let us meet again, De— [22:39] Fudo     Reaper Princess! [22:42] Desumi     A-Any time, Fu— [22:44] Desumi     Red Gelato! [22:46] Narrator     Allow me to explain! SIGN    Allow me to explain! [22:48] Narrator     This is the story of a hero of justice [22:51] Narrator     and a secret society's combatant [22:52] Narrator     walking the road of forbidden love!