# Love After World Domination
It’s love at first sight for Fudo and Desumi, except it was during a battle of life and death. Fudo, leader of the hero squad Gelato 5, and Desumi, the Death Queen of the evil society Gekko, have found themselves caught in a forbidden love—and it’s their first relationship! Moving in secrecy, they live holding hands with one weapon in the other, finding out what’s truly fair in love and war.
# Season 1
# E1 - I Love You!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX0X88/i-love-you)
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**[00:09] desumi**
Hey... Fudo.
**[00:11] fudo**
Yeah?
**[00:12] desumi**
Do you think... maybe...
**[00:14] fudo**
Hey, look at that!
**[00:16] desumi**
I b-baked the cookies this morning.
**[00:20] desumi**
I don't know if you'll like them, but...
**[00:30] fudo**
They're shockingly delicious!
**[00:32] desumi**
Really?
**[00:34] desumi**
I'm so glad.
**[00:43] desumi**
Fudo? What's the matter?
**[00:46] fudo**
Just...
**[00:48] fudo**
On a day with the perfect date weather,
**[00:50] fudo**
eating sweet things made by
the person I love the most...
**[00:54] fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[00:56] fudo**
I'm the luckiest man in the universe.
**[00:59] desumi**
You just love to exaggerate.
**[01:54] desumi**
Ah, Desumi-san...
**[01:56] desumi**
You are beautiful.
**[01:58] desumi**
I could look at you for hours.
**[02:00] desumi**
Stare...
**[02:03] desumi**
C'mon, don't stare!
**[02:06] desumi**
You're not even blinking!
**[02:08] desumi**
But don't get the wrong idea!
**[02:10] desumi**
It's not that I don't like it.
**[02:14] desumi**
I'm just not... used to it.
**[02:18] fudo**
Oh so cute...
***SIGN*** Oh so cute...
**[02:20] fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[02:22] fudo**
I have a serious favor to ask you.
**[02:24] desumi**
A favor?
**[02:31] fudo**
According to the specialist
texts I consulted on the topic,
**[02:33] fudo**
couples are supposed to hold hands.
**[02:37] fudo**
Do you think *we* could try it?
**[02:40] desumi**
H-Hold hands? Us?
**[02:57] desumi**
I can't do it!
**[02:58] desumi**
It's just too soon for us!
**[03:00] fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[03:01] desumi**
I said I can't do it!
**[03:02] fudo**
But...
**[03:03] desumi**
T-Think about it, Fudo!
**[03:05] desumi**
This is only our third-ever date!
**[03:08] desumi**
It's premature!
**[03:09] fudo**
Statistics suggest that hand-holding tends
to happen on the second or third date!
**[03:13] desumi**
The average couple is incredible!
**[03:45] blue**
You okay up here, Red?!
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[03:50] narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
***SIGN*** Freezing Sentai Gelato 5
**[03:52] narrator**
* Freezing Sentai Gelato*
* 5's leader, Red Gelato,*
***SIGN*** Aikawa
***SIGN*** Fudo
**[03:57] narrator**
*a.k.a. Fudo Aikawa...*
***SIGN*** Secret Society Gekko
**[03:59] narrator**
* and leader of combatants*
* for Secret Society Gekko,*
**[04:03] narrator**
*the Reaper Princess, a.k.a. Desumi Magahara...*
***SIGN*** Desumi Magahara
**[04:07] narrator**
* have climbed the insurmountable wall*
* that stands between their organizations*
**[04:11] narrator**
*to engage in a taboo relationship!*
***SIGN*** Episode 1 I Love You!
**[05:48] blue**
*What an intense battle!*
**[05:50] blue**
* I don't think there's*
* anything I can do to help.*
**[05:52] blue**
I'm leaving this to you, Red!
**[05:59] fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[06:00] fudo**
We're holding hands right now.
**[06:07] desumi**
Y-You mean... we did it?
**[06:10] fudo**
We did!
**[06:12] desumi**
Isn't it wonderful, Fudo?
**[06:18] desumi**
And doing it with interlocked
fingers like we did
**[06:21] desumi**
is apparently a very advanced act!
**[06:25] desumi**
It's a day worth remembering—
the first time we held hands.
**[06:29] fudo**
*Desumi-san...*
**[06:31] fudo**
*My first-ever girlfriend.*
***SIGN*** 1 Week
Earlier
**[06:34] fudo**
*I'm so glad I worked up my courage that day!*
***SIGN*** Hero Sentai
Gelato 5 Headquarters
***SIGN*** Red Gelato
Fudo Aikawa
**[06:51] (Flashback) haru**
Good morning, Fudo-senpai!
**[06:54] (Flashback) fudo**
Hey. Morning, Haru-kun.
***SIGN*** Pink Gelato
Haru Arisugawa
**[06:56] (Flashback) haru**
You can use this, if you like.
**[06:58] (Flashback) fudo**
Thanks, I appreciate it.
**[07:00] (Flashback) haru**
It's nothing, really.
**[07:01] (Flashback) haru**
But I guess it's almost time
for the meeting, right?
**[07:03] (Flashback) haru**
Want to walk there together?
***SIGN*** Refreshing! Goes down easy!
***SIGN*** For building ideal muscles
Protein 98.5%
***SIGN*** The Rich Flavor
100% Real Milk
***SIGN*** Delicious Milk
**[07:05] (Flashback) fudo**
Sure thing.
**[07:07] (Flashback) hayato**
C'mon, don't be shy!
**[07:09] (Flashback) hayato**
A date with me is all
the excitement you need!
**[07:12] female staffer**
Actually... I'm rather busy...
**[07:13] (Flashback) haru**
Hayato-san's at it again.
***SIGN*** Blue Gelato
Hayato Ojino
**[07:16] (Flashback) hayato**
Where should we go?
**[07:17] (Flashback) hayato**
Karaoke? A club?
**[07:19] female staffer**
Excuse me, I have to...
**[07:19] (Flashback) hayato**
Just don't fall in love too fast
when you see me on the dance floor!
**[07:22] (Flashback) hayato**
Just leave it all to me.
**[07:23] female staffer**
Hey!
**[07:24] (Flashback) hayato**
Providing a cool escort for
an adorable little kitten
**[07:27] (Flashback) hayato**
is my form of justi—
**[07:31] (Flashback) hayato**
She knows she wants me.
**[07:37] misaki**
Look at you, right on time!
***SIGN*** Yellow Gelato
Misaki Jinguji
***SIGN*** Green Gelato
Daigo Todoroki
**[07:40] (Flashback) daigo**
It seems we're all here.
**[07:43] (Flashback) fudo**
All right!
**[07:52] professor**
Good morning, Gelato 5!
***SIGN*** Gelato 5 Commander
Professor Big Gelato
**[07:55] (Flashback) fudo**
Good morning, sir!
**[07:57] (Flashback) misaki**
Morning!
**[07:58] (Flashback) hayato**
Mornin'!
**[07:59] (Flashback) haru**
Good morning!
**[08:01] (Flashback) daigo**
Professor, the package you requested.
**[08:03] (Flashback) professor**
It's appreciated as always, Daigo-kun.
**[08:07] (Flashback) professor**
What a fine smell!
**[08:10] (Flashback) misaki**
Croissants!
**[08:11] (Flashback) misaki**
Hey, can I have some too?
**[08:13] (Flashback) professor**
Of course you can!
**[08:15] (Flashback) professor**
Feel free to help yourselves while I talk!
**[08:22] (Flashback) fudo**
Reaper Princess...
**[08:25] (Flashback) professor**
A powerful Gekko combatant who began
appearing roughly six months ago.
**[08:31] (Flashback) professor**
As you all know, Gekko is a secret
society plotting world domination.
**[08:36] (Flashback) professor**
But the appearance of the Reaper Princess has
made them more formidable than ever.
**[08:41] (Flashback) professor**
I want you all to engage her with caution!
**[08:47] base announcer**
*Secret Society Gekko appearance detected.*
**[08:50] base announcer**
*Gelato 5, move out at once.*
**[08:54] (Flashback) professor**
Gelato 5, move out!
**[09:00] (Flashback) man**
Help!
***SIGN*** Princess Series
Reaper Princess
***SIGN*** Gekko Monster
Culverin Bear
***SIGN*** Moonlight
Soldiers
**[09:09] culverin**
Cower in fear, pathetic humans!
**[09:13] (Flashback) boy A**
It's Gekko!
**[09:14] (Flashback) boy B**
Man, Culverin Bear is huge!
**[09:17] (Flashback) fudo**
That's enough of that!
**[09:19] (Flashback) culverin**
There you are!
**[09:21] (Flashback) boys**
They're here!
**[09:29] (Flashback) gelato 5**
Freezing Change!
**[09:32] changer**
*Five!*
**[09:33] changer**
*Four!*
**[09:35] changer**
*Three!*
**[09:36] changer**
*Two!*
**[09:38] changer**
*One!*
**[09:39] changer**
*Change Gelato!*
**[09:56] (Flashback) red**
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
**[09:59] (Flashback) red**
Red Gelato!
**[10:02] (Flashback) blue**
The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
**[10:06] (Flashback) blue**
Blue Gelato!
**[10:08] (Flashback) yellow**
The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
**[10:12] (Flashback) yellow**
Yellow Gelato!
**[10:15] (Flashback) pink**
The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
**[10:18] (Flashback) pink**
Pink Gelato!
**[10:21] (Flashback) green**
The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
**[10:25] (Flashback) green**
Green Gelato!
**[10:28] (Flashback) gelato 5**
Together, we are...
**[10:29] (Flashback) gelato 5**
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
**[10:35] (Flashback) red**
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
**[10:37] (Flashback) culverin**
We'll have our revenge at last!
**[10:40] (Flashback) culverin**
Get them!
**[10:46] (Flashback) red**
Sweet Berry Impact!
**[10:53] (Flashback) yellow**
Megaton Lemon Crush!
**[11:01] (Flashback) pink**
Sky Peach Rain!
**[11:09] (Flashback) green**
Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
**[11:18] (Flashback) blue**
Twin Soda Slash!
**[11:22] (Flashback) boys**
Heroes rock!
**[11:26] (Flashback) culverin**
Impressive as ever, Gelato 5!
**[11:29] (Flashback) culverin**
But the rest won't be so easy!
**[11:55] (Flashback) red**
The rest of you, handle Culverin Bear!
**[11:57] (Flashback) red**
I'll take the Reaper Princess!
**[12:00] (Flashback) red**
Let's go!
**[12:01] (Flashback) others**
Right!
**[12:39] (Flashback) culverin**
Retreat!
**[12:40] (Flashback) culverin**
Let's call it off for now!
**[12:43] (Flashback) culverin**
B-But I'll get you next time!
**[12:48] (Flashback) reaper**
I've never met someone who
could keep up with me before.
**[12:55] (Flashback) reaper**
Perhaps this is what they call destiny.
**[12:59] (Flashback) reaper**
We'll meet again... Red Gelato.
**[13:14] (Flashback) professor**
Lick, lick...
**[13:15] professor**
* Fighting in the morning,*
* training in the afternoon?*
**[13:19] professor**
* He's a role model for all heroes*
* with a work ethic like that.*
**[13:51] (Flashback) professor**
What's going on in your life, boy?
**[13:55] (Flashback) professor**
Don't you do anything but bodybuilding?
**[14:00] (Flashback) fudo**
There's something on my mind.
**[14:03] (Flashback) professor**
Oh?
**[14:04] professor**
*Knowing Fudo-kun,*
**[14:06] professor**
* he's probably mulling over issues of world*
* peace, or perhaps the nature of justice.*
**[14:10] (Flashback) fudo**
I was thinking about the woman I love.
**[14:13] professor**
*What?!*
**[14:15] (Flashback) professor**
F-Fudo-kun!
**[14:17] (Flashback) professor**
Y-You've developed a crush?!
**[14:20] (Flashback) fudo**
It was love at first sight.
**[14:22] (Flashback) fudo**
I've never been in love before now!
**[14:24] (Flashback) professor**
H-Have you told her how you feel?
**[14:27] (Flashback) fudo**
Of course not.
**[14:28] (Flashback) fudo**
I'm a hero.
**[14:30] (Flashback) fudo**
She and I live in two different wo—
**[14:33] (Flashback) professor**
Fool!
**[14:35] (Flashback) fudo**
P-Professor?
**[14:36] (Flashback) professor**
What's there to say a
hero can't fall in love?
**[14:39] (Flashback) professor**
You're as human as the rest of us!
**[14:41] (Flashback) professor**
You must tell her how you feel at once!
**[14:43] (Flashback) fudo**
But...
**[14:44] (Flashback) professor**
That's an order!
**[14:46] (Flashback) fudo**
Are you sure, Professor?!
**[14:49] (Flashback) professor**
Love will bring you to the
next stage of your life!
**[14:52] (Flashback) professor**
I'll take responsibility
for whatever happens!
**[14:56] (Flashback) fudo**
Very well, sir!
**[14:58] (Flashback) fudo**
I'm off!
**[15:01] professor**
* I always thought his single-minded*
* focus on bodybuilding was sad,*
**[15:05] professor**
* but it's good to see he's*
* a red-blooded young man!*
**[15:08] professor**
* But what kind of woman could it*
* be, who's stolen Fudo-kun's heart?*
**[15:14] professor**
*Could it be a nurse, perhaps?*
**[15:16] professor**
*I've a fondness for nurses myself!*
**[15:29] (Flashback) desumi**
I was surprised by your invitation
to this little tête-à-tête, Red.
**[15:35] (Flashback) desumi**
But you don't have to explain...
**[15:39] (Flashback) desumi**
You want to pick up where we left off, right?
**[15:41] (Flashback) desumi**
I was hoping to settle things myself!
**[15:54] (Flashback) desumi**
What is it?
**[16:03] (Flashback) fudo**
I love you!
**[16:04] (Flashback) desumi**
Wha?
***SIGN*** Clink...
**[16:08] desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[16:13] (Flashback) fudo**
I love you!
**[16:14] (Flashback) fudo**
I love you!
**[16:15] (Flashback) fudo**
I love you!
**[16:17] (Flashback) fudo**
I love you!
**[16:19] (Flashback) fudo**
From the moment we first met...
**[16:22] (Flashback) fudo**
I've loved you!
**[16:26] (Flashback) fudo**
I just wanted to tell you—
**[16:27] (Flashback) desumi**
Now hang on a second!
**[16:29] (Flashback) desumi**
Are you nuts?
**[16:29] (Flashback) desumi**
We're mortal enemies, remember?!
**[16:31] (Flashback) fudo**
I'm perfectly sane!
**[16:32] (Flashback) desumi**
Did you hit your head somewhere?
**[16:33] (Flashback) fudo**
Don't worry.
**[16:34] (Flashback) fudo**
I got Professor Big Gelato's permission.
**[16:36] (Flashback) desumi**
Exactly, there's no way he'd permit—
**[16:39] (Flashback) desumi**
What?!
**[16:41] (Flashback) desumi**
Of course... I see your game now.
**[16:46] (Flashback) desumi**
You know I've had no experience with such
things... and you're teasing me about it.
**[16:51] (Flashback) desumi**
How humiliating!
**[16:53] fudo**
*Squee...*
***SIGN*** squee
**[16:54] (Flashback) desumi**
Using that as a pretext
to throw me off my game...
**[16:59] (Flashback) desumi**
I'm disappointed in you, Red!
**[17:01] (Flashback) fudo**
No, I swear—
**[17:04] (Flashback) desumi**
You'll pay for this, fiend!
**[17:06] (Flashback) fudo**
It's not like that, Desumi-san!
**[17:08] (Flashback) desumi**
I haven't given you
permission to use my name!
**[17:11] (Flashback) desumi**
No man could possibly ever love me!
**[17:17] (Flashback) desumi**
I'm the kind of woman...
**[17:19] (Flashback) desumi**
whose comrades spread rumors that
my favorite food is raw bear meat!
**[17:24] (Flashback) fudo**
It's not! Your favorite foods
are pancakes and pasta!
**[17:27] (Flashback) desumi**
How would you know that, creep?!
**[17:32] (Flashback) desumi**
They also say that I drink
the blood of wild boars!
**[17:34] (Flashback) fudo**
No! You mainly drink green smoothies!
**[17:37] (Flashback) desumi**
They say I wander the streets at
night seeking strong men to beat up!
**[17:41] (Flashback) fudo**
At night, you do Pilates!
**[17:42] (Flashback) desumi**
That I'm an alien killing machine!
**[17:54] (Flashback) fudo**
You were born...
**[17:56] (Flashback) fudo**
in Hakata!
**[17:58] (Flashback) desumi**
How did you know all that?!
***SIGN*** Desumi Magahara
**[18:00] sign**
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***SIGN*** 1 like
I made mentaiko pasta
#homecooking
#wishIwasbetteratit
***SIGN***
Comments
**[18:01] (Flashback) fudo**
I looked through all your
social media accounts.
***SIGN*** Hello there, it looks delicious
**[18:05] (Flashback) fudo**
And those replies from "Proteinman"...
They're from me.
***SIGN*** Hello there, it looks delicious
**[18:10] (Flashback) fudo**
You're no killing machine.
**[18:13] (Flashback) fudo**
You always do your nails up in a cute way,
**[18:15] (Flashback) fudo**
you love your fancy accessories,
**[18:17] (Flashback) fudo**
and you change up your perfume
based on how you feel that day.
**[18:20] (Flashback) fudo**
You're as real as a girl can be.
**[18:23] (Flashback) desumi**
Real girls don't wield flails.
**[18:26] (Flashback) fudo**
Don't worry. I'll catch it.
**[18:28] (Flashback) desumi**
B-But we're enemies!
**[18:31] (Flashback) fudo**
I think we can work it out!
**[18:33] (Flashback) desumi**
But...
**[18:36] (Flashback) fudo**
Would you please be my girlfriend?
**[18:39] (Flashback) desumi**
I-It's not possible—
**[18:41] (Flashback) fudo**
Desumi-san, I mean this!
**[18:58] (Flashback) desumi**
Fine.
**[19:05] (Flashback) desumi**
I... I'm looking forward to it.
**[19:12] (Flashback) desumi**
B-But just so you know, I don't know
anything about the mechanics of dating!
**[19:16] (Flashback) fudo**
Don't worry. I don't know, either!
***SIGN*** And now...
**[19:23] desumi**
By the way, Fudo.
**[19:25] desumi**
When I headed out this morning,
my cat did the funniest—
**[19:27] fudo**
H-Hang on a minute.
**[19:29] fudo**
You have a cat, Desumi-san?
**[19:31] desumi**
Oh? You didn't know?
**[19:34] desumi**
The great Fudo didn't even know I have a cat!
**[19:38] fudo**
There's still so much I don't know.
**[19:41] desumi**
I'll take pity on you,
**[19:42] desumi**
and give you a special little peek!
**[19:46] desumi**
Her name's Hellko!
**[19:47] desumi**
Well? Isn't she a sweetie?
**[19:51] fudo**
*Desumi-san caught herself in the shot!*
**[19:53] fudo**
* And it looks like she*
* just got out of the bath!*
**[19:56] fudo**
Can a man truly feel this much happiness?
**[20:00] desumi**
Well, I know Hellko's pretty cute,
**[20:03] desumi**
but you really do love to exaggerate!
**[20:05] fudo**
It's hardly an exaggeration.
**[20:07] fudo**
Just being with you really
makes me that happy.
**[20:11] desumi**
I feel the same way.
**[20:15] desumi**
But don't forget, Fudo.
**[20:18] desumi**
We can't let anybody know about us.
***SIGN*** Failure of Justice
Daily Hero (Extra)
Reaper Princess Steamy Love Red
Photos of their tryst in the middle of work!
No denial of the reports of their affair
***SIGN*** It's true!
A Hero Dethroned!
An unprecedented scandal
Hero
Secret Society
**[20:23] desumi**
If this comes out, we won't
be able to stay together.
**[20:26] desumi**
It might even become national news!
**[20:30] fudo**
I know that.
**[20:32] fudo**
I'm not much of a secretive person,
**[20:34] fudo**
but I will keep this secret!
**[20:36] desumi**
Good.
**[20:38] desumi**
But some day...
**[20:40] desumi**
I hope the world becomes a place where
we can see each other, heads held high!
**[20:44] desumi**
Right, Fudo?
**[20:48] fudo**
*Desumi-san!*
**[20:50] fudo**
*I love you!*
**[20:52] yellow**
Red, we're done—
***SIGN*** snap
***SIGN*** Rumba of the Reaper
**[20:57] desumi**
Rumba of the Reaper!
**[21:05] yellow**
Hey!
**[21:05] yellow**
R-Red, hang in there!
**[21:08] fudo**
I-Impressive indeed, Reaper Princess!
**[21:13] fudo**
I'll see that you pay for this...
**[21:16] fudo**
Let us meet again... soon.
**[21:19] desumi**
V-Very well!
**[21:21] desumi**
I'll be ready and waiting!
**[21:22] desumi**
Farewell, Fudo... Red!
**[21:25] desumi**
I'll meet you, whenever you dare!
**[21:28] desumi**
Perhaps the day after tomorrow?
**[21:32] yellow**
You okay?
**[21:34] fudo**
Yeah, I'm fine.
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[21:36] narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[21:38] narrator**
*This is the story of a hero of justice*
**[21:42] narrator**
*and a secret society's combatant*
**[21:44] narrator**
* beginning their journey down*
* the road of forbidden love!*
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:20] professor**
Training again? A true inspiration!
**[23:23] professor**
By the way, Fudo-kun...
**[23:24] professor**
Speaking as the one who
pushed you to go for it,
**[23:27] professor**
I was wondering... How'd the confession go?
**[23:30] professor**
Oh? Maybe he's not listening?
**[23:32] professor**
Fudo-kun?!
**[23:34] fudo**
Next time on *Love After World Domination*:
***SIGN*** Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
**[23:37] fudo**
Episode 2: "The Truth About Dating"!
# E2 - The Truth About Dating
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1KM2/the-truth-about-dating)
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***SIGN*** Six Months Earlier
**[00:50] (Flashback) Desumi**
You're tougher than the rumors
suggested, Red Gelato!
***SIGN*** And Today
**[01:12] Reporter**
Watch this, everyone!
**[01:13] Reporter**
I'm currently looking down on the battle
raging between the Gelato 5 and Gekko.
**[01:19] Reporter**
Look at this! The action is
too intense to turn away!
**[01:22] Reporter**
These heroes are fighting
for the peace of our world!
**[01:26] Reporter**
And now...
**[01:28] Reporter**
Red Gelato and Reaper
Princess are facing off!
**[01:31] Reporter**
*It's a true battle between aces!*
***SIGN*** LIVE FROM THE SKIES ABOVE THE CITY
**[01:33] Boy A&B**
Go!
**[01:35] Reporter**
If you're watching this at home,
please join me in cheering for Red!
**[01:39] Red**
* I'll feint with a left hook,*
* leading into a right inside low kick.*
**[01:43] Red**
*Watch for it!*
**[01:45] Desumi**
* I'll block the low kick and*
* lead into a right high kick.*
**[01:47] Desumi**
*You should duck!*
**[01:49] Red**
*Understood!*
**[01:57] Desumi**
Impressive indeed, Red.
**[01:59] Red**
Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
**[02:02] Reporter**
Look at that!
They're heading off to have a duel!
**[02:08] Narrator**
*For those who missed the previous episode,*
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[02:10] Narrator**
*allow me to explain once more!*
**[02:13] Narrator**
* Red Gelato of Freezing Sentai*
* Gelato 5, Fudo Aikawa,*
**[02:16] Narrator**
* and combatant for Secret Society Gekko,*
* Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,*
***SIGN*** T
H
E
Y
A
R
E
***SIGN*** D
A
T
I
N
G
!
**[02:23] Narrator**
*are dating!*
***SIGN*** Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
**[04:00] Fudo**
By the way... Desumi-san.
**[04:02] Desumi**
What is it, Fudo?
**[04:04] Fudo**
We seem a bit further away
than usual, don't we?
**[04:07] Desumi**
D-Do you think?
**[04:09] Desumi**
This feels normal to me...
**[04:11] Fudo**
It's really not!
**[04:12] Fudo**
We're usually much—
**[04:13] Desumi**
Stay back! Don't come any closer!
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[04:16] Desumi**
No, it's not like that!
**[04:19] Desumi**
I just... I was really active today, so...
**[04:24] Desumi**
I'm probably smelly.
***SIGN*** Oh so cute...
**[04:27] Fudo**
*Oh so cute...*
**[04:28] Desumi**
So, I just...
**[04:31] Fudo**
I swear never to leave you, Desumi-san,
**[04:34] Fudo**
no matter how you may smell!
**[04:35] Desumi**
Don't say it that way!
**[04:37] Desumi**
Why are you so insensitive?!
**[04:38] Desumi**
I'll just spend the rest of
the day looking this way.
**[04:51] Fudo**
*I've never known anyone so charming!*
**[04:58] Desumi**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[05:00] Fudo**
I love you, even when you're angry!
**[05:03] Desumi**
H-Hey!
**[05:07] Desumi**
Fine, whatever!
**[05:14] Desumi**
Stop it, you jerk!
**[05:16] Desumi**
You can't share the pictures
if you use a camera like that one.
**[05:19] Desumi**
Use my smartphone.
**[05:25] Desumi**
You have to scooch in more.
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:33] Fudo**
*We-We're closer..*
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:34] Desumi**
*We-We're so much closer...*
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:37] both**
*...than we've ever been!*
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:39] Fudo**
*The magic of the camera is a powerful thing!*
**[05:42] Fudo**
*And...*
**[05:44] Fudo**
* Just as I thought...*
* You smell wonderful, Desumi-san!*
**[05:48] Desumi**
Hey, eyes open!
**[05:50] Fudo**
R-Right...
**[05:55] Yellow**
Hey, Red!
**[05:57] Fudo**
Not good!
**[06:00] Misaki**
We're finished up over there!
**[06:02] Fudo**
*Did she see—*
**[06:03] Misaki**
Hey, you beat Reaper Princess!
***SIGN*** Death...
**[06:06] Desumi**
Death...
**[06:07] Misaki**
Great job, Fudo!
**[06:09] Fudo**
*Nicely done, Desumi-san!*
**[06:10] Fudo**
We'd better get back fast!
**[06:12] Misaki**
Not so fast!
**[06:14] Misaki**
The TV station requested
an interview before we go!
**[06:17] Both**
*Interview?!*
**[06:19] Reporter**
Red-san! Could I have an interview?
**[06:27] Reporter**
I'm here with some questions for Fudo Aikawa,
**[06:29] Reporter**
high school student and
ever-reliable leader of Gelato 5.
**[06:35] Fudo**
*H-Hey there.*
**[06:37] Fudo**
*I'm Fudo Aikawa!*
**[06:38] Boys A/B**
Red's on!
**[06:40] Reporter**
It looks like you won your
duel with Reaper Princess,
**[06:43] Reporter**
and kept the earth at peace once more!
**[06:46] Fudo**
I-Indeed.
**[06:48] Reporter**
I understand that Reaper Princess is an
extremely powerful and fearsome combatant.
**[06:53] Reporter**
How do you feel about her, Red-san?
**[06:58] Fudo**
*How do I feel about her?*
**[07:01] Fudo**
Let me see...
**[07:03] Fudo**
There's no one else like her!
***SIGN*** Blush
**[07:07] Fudo**
The day I first met her,
**[07:08] Fudo**
my heart was pounding so fast,
I couldn't sleep that night!
***SIGN*** Bluuush
**[07:11] Fudo**
I sometimes spend an entire day
thinking of nothing but her!
**[07:18] Reporter**
Did she move just now?
**[07:21] Fudo**
J-Just your imagination!
**[07:22] Desumi**
*Just kill me already!*
**[07:25] Reporter**
So she's an indispensable
rival to fuel your own growth,
**[07:28] Reporter**
and you approach every fight
with great caution?
**[07:33] Reporter**
You may be Mr. Stoic, Red-san, but you're
still in the prime of your youth!
**[07:38] Reporter**
So let's move to *that* question!
**[07:42] Reporter**
Here it comes!
**[07:43] Reporter**
Do you have a girlfriend?!
**[07:47] Reporter**
All the Red fans out there are *dying* to know!
**[07:51] Fudo**
Well...
**[07:54] Fudo**
*I want to say I do, and that she's here!*
**[07:59] Misaki**
Please! Fudo'd never have a girlfriend!
**[08:03] Misaki**
Look at these muscles!
**[08:05] Misaki**
Bodybuilding's all he
thinks about, morning 'til night!
**[08:08] Reporter**
Aw, what a waste!
**[08:11] Reporter**
A lot of his female fans find that
simplicity of his very charming!
**[08:14] Reporter**
Even ones I know personally!
**[08:16] Misaki**
Yeah, right!
**[08:19] Misaki**
But I guess it *would* do for you to learn
a little bit about the feminine heart.
**[08:26] Misaki**
So we're taking applications
for a date with Red!
**[08:29] Misaki**
Look for details on the screen right now!
**[08:31] Fudo**
Please stop, Misaki-neesan.
**[08:32] Reporter**
Maybe I'll try my luck!
**[08:35] Reporter**
Anyway, back to you guys in the studio!
**[08:48] Fudo**
It's safe now, Desumi-san.
***SIGN*** hrmph
**[08:55] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[08:57] Fudo**
Are you angry?
**[08:58] Desumi**
Of course not.
**[08:59] Desumi**
Though you do seem to be very popular.
**[09:01] Desumi**
Fudo-kun with the rapidly
expanding female fanbase...
**[09:04] Fudo**
There's nothing for you to worry about!
**[09:06] Fudo**
You're the only girl for me!
**[09:09] Desumi**
I wonder about that.
**[09:10] Fudo**
It's true!
**[09:12] Fudo**
I would do anything for you!
**[09:15] Desumi**
You would really do *anything*?
**[09:17] Fudo**
Of course I would!
**[09:20] Desumi**
Then... would you take me out on a real date?
**[09:30] Desumi**
I felt so sure I'd never get a
chance to do something like this.
**[09:40] Desumi**
But I always wanted it...
**[09:42] Desumi**
To go with my sweetheart on a real... date.
**[09:49] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[09:51] Narrator**
* A date is an event in which*
* two people choose a day of the week,]*
**[09:54] Narrator**
*meet up, and get to know each other better!*
**[09:58] Fudo**
I can easily take you on a real date!
**[10:00] Desumi**
Really?!
**[10:01] Fudo**
Yes!
**[10:02] Fudo**
We'll meet up tomorrow at
five o'clock in Central Park!
**[10:05] Desumi**
Yes!
**[10:12] Fudo**
*But...*
**[10:14] Fudo**
*What in the world do you do on a real date?*
**[10:31] Fudo**
*T-Too many choices...*
***SIGN*** Planetarium
Movie
Meet up to go shopping
Things to enjoy as a couple!
Dating recs
Recommended spots
***SIGN*** Theme Park
Dinner
Classy Spots For Cultured Adults
Aquarium
Drive
Zoo
**[10:35] Fudo**
*Not good.*
**[10:36] Fudo**
*At this rate...*
***SIGN*** Date Plan
**[10:38] Fudo**
* It will be tomorrow before*
* I settle on anything!*
***SIGN*** The Latest Dating Spots
**[10:48] Misaki**
Whatcha up to, Fudo?
***SIGN*** BEER
**[10:50] Misaki**
Lookin' up more muscle stuff?
**[10:53] Fudo**
Misaki-neesan...
**[10:54] Fudo**
You smell like beer.
***SIGN*** Popular Places for Love!
Learn About All the Trends!
The Latest Dating Spots
**[10:57] Misaki**
Well, well!
**[10:58] Misaki**
Wouldja look at that!
**[11:00] Misaki**
It's because I said that thing on
TV about takin' dating applications!
**[11:04] Misaki**
So now you're doin' homework!
**[11:06] Fudo**
Well... something like that.
**[11:08] Fudo**
But I can't figure out what
an ideal date would look like.
**[11:12] Misaki**
Look at you, all serious!
**[11:13] Misaki**
There aren't really any rules.
**[11:16] Misaki**
All that matters is you pick
out something you both enjoy!
**[11:22] Fudo**
I... I see!
***SIGN*** Date Plan
**[11:24] Fudo**
* In that instant, the seemingly insurmountable*
* wall in my mind began to crumble!*
**[11:30] Fudo**
I had arrived at the truth about dating!
**[11:40] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[11:54] Fudo**
*Okay!*
**[11:55] Fudo**
* The civilians around me*
* don't seem to have noticed.*
**[11:59] Fudo**
*My disguise is perfect!*
**[12:01] Fudo**
*No one will interrupt our precious date!*
**[12:05] Fudo**
*It should be about time, right?*
**[12:07] Fudo**
* But now that it comes down to it...*
* I do find myself nervous.*
**[12:11] Desumi**
Hey, Fudo!
**[12:15] Desumi**
Sorry, did I keep you waiting?
***SIGN*** squee
**[12:20] Fudo**
*Desumi's in plain clothes!*
**[12:23] Desumi**
Something about meeting up formally like this
**[12:25] Desumi**
makes me feel a little self-conscious...
**[12:27] Fudo**
* Is she capable of doing*
* anything that isn't precious?!*
**[12:29] Desumi**
That's quite the disguise, Fudo!
**[12:31] Fudo**
Actually, other than the
glasses and the hair,
**[12:34] Fudo**
it's all my usual style.
**[12:36] Desumi**
R-Really? It suits you, Fudo.
**[12:39] Desumi**
So, what will we be doing today?
**[12:41] Fudo**
No need to worry there!
***SIGN*** Today's Date
**[12:43] Fudo**
I've worked it all out in advance!
**[12:45] Desumi**
A date plan!
**[12:47] Fudo**
Let's begin, Desumi-san!
**[12:49] Desumi**
Right!
**[12:56] Fudo**
Here! This is where we'll start!
**[13:00] Desumi**
Fudo, what is this?
**[13:02] Fudo**
The Gotanda branch of that historic
training gym, Kin-niku Gym!
**[13:08] man**
Would you look at those two!
**[13:11] Fudo**
Well done, Desumi-san!
**[13:12] Fudo**
You're really hitting it!
**[13:14] Fudo**
Go on! Blast those triceps!
**[13:17] Fudo**
Reach for those glimmering trapezius muscles!
**[13:20] Fudo**
Play through the pain to
build those adductors!
**[13:23] Fudo**
Next up, running!
**[13:25] Desumi**
Running?!
**[13:31] Fudo**
*Something Desumi-san and I can both enjoy...*
**[13:33] Fudo**
*Training, of course!*
**[13:37] Fudo**
*I didn't know it could be this fun*
**[13:39] Fudo**
* to do things I normally do*
* on my own with someone else.*
**[13:42] Fudo**
*Dating is wonderful!*
**[13:50] Fudo**
How are you feeling, Desumi-san?
**[13:53] Fudo**
Are you starting to get hungry?
**[13:55] Fudo**
Let's have a meal.
**[13:57] Desumi**
Oh, dinner?
**[13:58] Desumi**
That sounds great!
**[14:00] Fudo**
And there's something I'd really
like to discuss with you.
**[14:03] Desumi**
What could it be? I can't wait!
**[14:06] Fudo**
Here, this one's for you.
***SIGN*** Protein Bar
***SIGN*** Low Sugar
**[14:12] Fudo**
And there's plenty more where that came from!
**[14:16] Fudo**
Now, as for what I wanted to discuss...
**[14:20] Fudo**
Desumi-san, which insect do you think
would be strongest if it was a giant?
**[14:24] Fudo**
I think—
**[14:24] Desumi**
I need to go to the bathroom.
**[14:31] Fudo**
*Yes! Nice work, Fudo!*
**[14:33] Fudo**
*It's all gone perfectly so far!*
**[14:35] Fudo**
*After this, it's the main event!*
**[14:37] Fudo**
*The human anatomy exhibit!*
**[14:38] Sign**
Human Anatomy Exhibit
**[14:38] Sign**
Tokyo Hero Museum of Art
**[14:40] Fudo**
*She's just going to love this!*
**[14:47] Misaki**
*Oh, Fudo?*
**[14:48] Fudo**
Misaki-neesan? What is it?
**[14:51] Misaki**
It's about that advice
I gave you yesterday...
**[14:55] Misaki**
Just forget all that.
**[14:57] Fudo**
*What?*
**[14:57] Misaki**
I was pretty drunk, and I think I
told you there weren't any rules...
**[15:03] Misaki**
But I guess there kind of are.
**[15:05] Fudo**
C-Could you tell me what they are?
**[15:07] Fudo**
For... future reference.
**[15:09] Misaki**
*The first one's about your appearance.*
**[15:11] Misaki**
* I'm betting you'll want to go*
* in a tight-fitting tank top,*
**[15:15] Misaki**
*but don't even think about it.*
**[15:16] Misaki**
*Make yourself presentable, okay?*
**[15:19] Misaki**
* And since the girl will probably*
* be dressing up a bit herself,*
**[15:22] Misaki**
* avoid any activities that might*
* make her sweat or get dirty.*
**[15:25] Misaki**
And be sure to get reservations
at a halfway decent restaurant.
**[15:29] Misaki**
* But I'll bet you didn't need*
* me to tell you that stuff, huh?*
**[15:33] Misaki**
* After that, stick to talk of sweets*
* or something, and you'll be fine.*
***SIGN*** "Which insect
do you
think would
be strongest
if it was
a giant?"
**[15:38] Fudo**
* Which insect do you think would*
* be strongest if it was a giant?*
**[15:43] Misaki**
*Well, that's all! So long!*
**[15:53] Fudo**
*I got it all wrong.*
**[15:56] Fudo**
*This wasn't a real date at all.*
**[16:01] Fudo**
*It's no wonder she hasn't come back.*
**[16:10] Fudo**
*Please forgive me, Desumi-san!*
**[16:17] Fudo**
*Next time...*
**[16:18] Fudo**
* I promise to create a date*
* plan that you'll enjoy!*
**[16:25] Fudo**
*So, please...*
**[16:30] Fudo**
*Please, give me one more chance!*
**[16:54] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
***SIGN*** freeze
***SIGN*** shiver
**[17:01] Desumi**
What are you doing, Fudo?
**[17:03] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[17:04] Fudo**
You came back?!
**[17:07] Desumi**
I went to buy drinks,
**[17:09] Desumi**
but the store was crowded,
so I got stuck there a while.
**[17:17] Desumi**
You know how...
**[17:18] Desumi**
these things make your mouth dry
unless you have something to drink?
**[17:21] Desumi**
I eat them sometimes myself, so I know.
**[17:25] Desumi**
Now, what were you saying
about the strongest insect?
**[17:29] Fudo**
Impossible...
**[17:30] Desumi**
What's impossible?
**[17:32] Fudo**
Are you saying... you were
actually enjoying this date?
**[17:36] Desumi**
What's with you, Fudo?
**[17:38] Desumi**
You've been acting a little
weird for a while now.
**[17:40] Fudo**
W-Well... see...
**[17:47] Fudo**
Y-You aren't angry, Desumi-san?
**[17:49] Desumi**
Of course I'm not!
**[17:51] Desumi**
But it's nice to know that you
worry about these things, too.
**[17:54] Fudo**
Well, sure...
**[17:57] Desumi**
I'm just happy knowing you made
up that whole plan for me.
**[18:02] Desumi**
I'm content just being out with you.
**[18:07] Desumi**
The world might think
it's weird, but who cares?
**[18:10] Desumi**
We are who we are.
**[18:13] Desumi**
Let's go easy on ourselves, Fudo.
**[18:22] Fudo**
*This is...*
**[18:27] Fudo**
*Just like it was that day.*
**[18:34] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[18:49] Fudo**
*What is this...*
**[18:53] Fudo**
*this all-new feeling?!*
**[19:02] Desumi**
I-It's a call!
**[19:03] Fudo**
Y-Y-Yeah, looks like it!
**[19:05] Desumi**
Well, I should be going.
**[19:08] Fudo**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:09] Fudo**
See you later!
**[19:18] Culverin**
Wretched heroes...
**[19:19] Culverin**
I'm here for payback!
**[19:21] Blue**
Too bad you'll just get more of the same!
**[19:23] Blue**
Let's go!
**[19:28] Blue**
Hey, Red!
**[19:28] Blue**
We're fighting, here!
***SIGN*** bliss
**[19:30] Blue**
Come on, man!
**[19:31] Culverin**
What's wrong with you, Reaper Princess?!
***SIGN*** This is the Gekko
women's dorm
(pets allowed)
**[21:08] Hellko**
*This is the Gekko women's dorm.*
**[21:11] Hellko**
* Many of the female staffers who work*
* for Secret Society Gekko live here.*
**[21:18] Hellko**
*My name is Hellko.*
**[21:21] Desumi**
Were you a good girl while I was gone?!
***SIGN*** hugs
**[21:22] Hellko**
* I am the precious little kitty of*
* Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara.*
**[21:27] Hellko**
* I'm told that there are many who tremble*
* at the sound of my mistress's name,*
**[21:33] Hellko**
*but I find that hard to believe.*
**[21:36] Hellko**
*When she's at home...*
**[21:38] Desumi**
Is this a good color on me?
**[21:40] Hellko**
*...she just seems like any other girl.*
**[21:44] Hellko**
* She's sensitive, awkward, and*
* inclined toward loneliness.*
**[21:49] Hellko**
*Just your average everyday girl.*
**[21:53] Desumi**
What do you think it's like to be in love?
**[21:56] Desumi**
I guess I'll never know...
**[22:04] Desumi**
At work, they started a rumor that
my favorite food is raw bear meat.
**[22:10] Desumi**
How could someone like me ever know love?
**[22:13] Hellko**
*Then, one night...*
**[22:16] Hellko**
*My mistress came back in a daze.*
***SIGN*** sway
***SIGN*** sway
**[22:21] Hellko**
*I was terribly worried about her.*
**[22:24] Hellko**
*But...*
**[22:26] Hellko**
* Ever since then, she's been*
* laughing and smiling so much.*
**[22:30] Hellko**
*It's as if she's under a magic spell!*
**[22:32] Desumi**
Today they told me I was
the incarnation of an ogre!
**[22:35] Desumi**
Isn't that a silly thing to say?
**[22:38] Fudo**
*A single match can start a fire!*
***SIGN*** Red Saves the Day!!
**[22:44] Desumi**
Which should I go with?
**[22:46] Hellko**
*She does appear happy.*
**[22:48] Desumi**
Well, you watch the house!
**[22:50] Hellko**
*And she somehow seems prettier than before.*
**[22:54] Desumi**
See you later!
**[22:57] Hellko**
*What could have happened to her?*
**[23:03] Hellko**
*Just kidding.*
**[23:05] Hellko**
*I know exactly what it is.*
**[23:08] Hellko**
*Listen to me, you goon of a man...*
**[23:11] Hellko**
* If you ever do anything*
* to make my mistress sad,*
**[23:15] Hellko**
*I'll see that you pay.*
**[23:20] Gelato**
*Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!*
**[23:23] Misaki**
* Fudo is going to infiltrate*
* Gekko's fortress?!*
**[23:25] Haru**
* We head to the amusement*
* park after Fudo-senpai...*
**[23:28] Haru**
*But there, we see...*
**[23:29] Culverin**
Pathetic humans!
**[23:31] Culverin**
I'll teach you the true meaning of fear!
***SIGN*** Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
***SIGN*** smack
**[23:34] all**
*Love After World Domination, Episode 3:*
**[23:37] all**
*"At Last, the Amusement Park"!*
# E3 - At Last, the Amusement Park
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**[00:20] Prof**
Another day with no activity
from Gekko, I see.
**[00:23] Misaki**
Seriously.
**[00:24] Misaki**
They've been keeping their heads
down these past two weeks.
**[00:26] Misaki**
But at least we get a little peace and quiet!
**[00:30] Prof**
Wait a minute.
**[00:31] Prof**
You're not allowed to stack draw cards!
**[00:34] Misaki**
It's legal where I come from!
**[00:35] Fudo**
*Yes... peace is best.*
**[00:36] Prof**
No, it's cheating!
**[00:38] Fudo**
*No one wants to fight if they don't have to.*
**[00:41] Fudo**
*However...*
**[00:43] Fudo**
* If I don't fight, I won't*
* be able to see Desumi-san!*
***SIGN*** Fudo~
**[00:47] Desumi**
Fudo!
***SIGN*** MUSCLE
***SIGN*** MUSCLE
***SIGN*** Use my weight training
regimen to reach the top!
**[00:48] Fudo**
*I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks.*
***SIGN*** Fudo
**[00:51] Desumi**
*Fudo!*
**[00:52] Fudo**
* I'm going through serious*
* Desumi-san withdrawal!*
***SIGN*** Fudo
**[00:53] Desumi**
*Fudo...*
**[00:55] Fudo**
*I have to do something about this!*
**[01:02] Base Announcer**
* Signs of new weapon development*
* in Gekko's headquarters detected.*
**[01:05] Base Announcer**
* I repeat, signs of new weapon development*
* in Gekko's headquarters detected.*
**[01:07] Prof**
Speak of the devil!
**[01:10] Base Announcer**
*The team is to infiltrate their base*
**[01:13] Base Announcer**
*and destroy the new weapon!*
**[01:15] Prof**
An infiltration mission, eh?
**[01:17] Prof**
This isn't going to be easy.
**[01:20] Misaki**
That's way too dangerous!
**[01:22] Misaki**
It's basically suicide!
**[01:24] Prof**
But someone has to do it!
**[01:27] Prof**
Pink and Blue are traveling.
**[01:29] Prof**
Green is on paid leave.
**[01:32] Prof**
It has to be either you
or Fudo-kun, Misaki-kun!
**[01:37] Prof**
And the other needs to remain here,
just in case something happens.
**[01:44] Misaki**
All right. I'll go—
**[01:48] Fudo**
I'll go!
**[01:49] Prof**
Fudo-kun?!
**[01:50] Misaki**
Hang on! Don't you realize
how dangerous this is?
**[01:53] Fudo**
I will go!
**[01:55] Fudo**
No...
**[01:56] Fudo**
I *must* go!
**[01:57] Misaki**
But...
**[01:58] Prof**
Misaki-kun...
**[02:00] Prof**
Try to understand him!
**[02:04] Prof**
He knows... He knows what he's doing!
**[02:08] Fudo**
Freezing Change!
**[02:10] changer**
*One!*
**[02:12] changer**
*Change Gelato!*
**[02:17] Fudo**
Red Gelato, Fudo Aikawa, departing!
**[02:23] Misaki**
Fudo!
**[02:24] Misaki**
You'd better come back, you hear me?!
**[02:32] Misaki**
He really is stupid.
**[02:34] Prof**
He is a true hero!
**[02:40] Fudo**
And now I'll get...
**[02:44] Fudo**
to see Desumi-san!
***SIGN*** Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
**[04:22] Combatant A**
Pay respect to the Reaper Princess!
**[04:26] Combatant B**
Welcome, Reaper Princess!
**[04:35] Combatant B**
Dang, she's in a killer mood today.
**[04:37] Combatant C**
She seems even more murderous than usual!
**[04:40] Combatant D**
Bet she woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
**[04:43] Desumi**
*No, that's not what this is.*
**[04:45] Desumi**
*I'm actually in agony.*
**[04:48] Desumi**
*Because...*
**[04:50] Desumi**
*I haven't seen Fudo in two whole weeks!*
**[04:53] Sign**
*Desumi-san*
**[04:53] Fudo**
*Desumi-san!*
**[04:54] ---**
*Desumi-san... Desumi-san...*
**[04:57] Desumi**
Excuse me, combatants...
**[04:58] Combatants**
M-Ma'am!
**[05:00] Desumi**
When do you think we'll get
to fight those heroes again?
**[05:05] Combatants**
She's out for blood!
**[05:08] Combatants**
We do not know! Please forgive us!
**[05:10] Desumi**
Er, that's okay... I'm sorry.
**[05:18] Desumi**
I had a lousy horoscope this morning, too.
***SIGN*** L
E
O
***SIGN*** You won't see the person
you're waiting for.
***SIGN*** Lucky Item
***SIGN*** Pouch
**[05:22] voice**
* Today's worst horoscope*
* goes to you, my Leo friends!*
***SIGN*** D
O
O
M
.
.
.
**[05:25] voice**
*You won't see the person you're waiting for.*
**[05:27] voice**
*Your lucky item is a cute little pouch!*
**[05:34] Desumi**
*Guess it didn't do any good.*
**[05:36] Culverin**
Ah, Reaper Princess!
**[05:40] Desumi**
Culverin Bear-sama...
**[05:42] Culverin**
Behold! It's finished at last!
**[05:46] Culverin**
My new weapons, the Neo Culverin Cannons!
**[05:49] Culverin**
I'll use my new power
to atomize those heroes!
**[05:56] Culverin**
That's quite a dangerous
thing you've got there, too.
**[05:59] Desumi**
What?
**[06:00] Desumi**
It's just a pouch—
**[06:03] Culverin**
Say no more. I know exactly what it is.
**[06:05] Culverin**
It holds concealed weapons!
**[06:08] Desumi**
Well, actually—
**[06:09] culverin**
And the pouch's design is camouflage
to get the enemy's guard down!
**[06:13] culverin**
You're a terrifying woman, start to finish!
**[06:24] Desumi**
*Maybe I'm just not a good fit for this stuff.*
**[06:34] Desumi**
Fu—
**[06:35] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[06:36] Fudo**
I've been looking everywhere.
**[06:37] Fudo**
I've missed you!
**[06:38] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[06:40] Desumi**
I... I'm so happy to see you, too!
**[06:44] Desumi**
Wait, no!
**[06:44] Desumi**
What do you think you're doing?!
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
**[06:50] Fudo**
Ah!
**[06:51] Fudo**
So this is your dressing room?!
**[06:53] Fudo**
It's as girly as I expected!
**[06:56] Desumi**
What were you thinking, Fudo?
**[06:57] Desumi**
This is extremely dangerous!
**[06:59] Fudo**
I just wanted to see you that badly!
**[07:02] Desumi**
Well, I... I wanted to see you, too...
**[07:06] Desumi**
But this is still way too dangerous—
**[07:08] Fudo**
I know, Desumi!
**[07:09] Fudo**
You want to play this with me?
**[07:11] Fudo**
This.
**[07:13] Desumi**
Y-Yes.
**[07:18] Misaki**
Professor, any word from Fudo?
**[07:21] Prof**
No, nothing yet.
**[07:26] Misaki**
I see...
**[07:29] Prof**
For now, all we can do is have faith.
**[07:33] Desumi**
There! I win!
**[07:36] Desumi**
And now for your punishment!
**[07:38] Desumi**
Hold out your hand!
**[07:39] Fudo**
If you insist.
**[07:40] Desumi**
Here I go!
**[07:42] Fudo**
Your hand's so nice and warm.
**[07:47] Desumi**
Don't say that! Now I can't do it!
***SIGN*** Oh so cute...
**[07:50] Fudo**
*Oh so cute...*
**[07:53] combatant**
*I have a report!*
**[07:54] combatant**
*Rea...per Prin...*
**[08:00] combatant**
* ...cess. It appears there's*
* an intruder in the base!*
**[08:03] combatant**
*We need to be on high alert!*
**[08:05] Desumi**
I'm aware of the situation.
**[08:06] Desumi**
Let's remain cautious.
**[08:08] Combatant**
*E-Excuse me...*
**[08:09] Combatant**
*I felt sure I saw a man there just—*
**[08:12] Desumi**
Your imagination, I'm sure.
**[08:14] Combatant**
*Yeah, I'll bet!*
**[08:16] Combatant**
*It's not like* you'd *ever be
with a man, Reaper Princess!*
**[08:21] Combatant**
*Farewell!*
**[08:23] Desumi**
S-Sorry, Fudo!
**[08:25] Desumi**
Are you all right?!
**[08:28] Culverin**
I'm coming in, Reaper—
**[08:30] Culverin**
—Prin...cess...
**[08:34] Culverin**
There's an intruder—
**[08:36] Culverin**
Oh, she's not here?
**[08:41] Fudo**
D-Desumi-san?
**[08:43] Desumi**
Oh, no...
**[08:44] Desumi**
I accidentally shut myself in with you!
**[08:47] Fudo**
W-Well...
**[08:49] Fudo**
It's kind of a tight fit.
**[08:50] Desumi**
Stupid! Stop moving around!
**[08:53] Fudo**
And there's something on my face
that's making it hard to breathe.
**[08:57] Fudo**
I really need to take it off.
**[09:10] Fudo**
I got it off!
**[09:44] Base Announcer**
*New weapon signal lost!*
**[09:46] Base Announcer**
*Damage to Gekko's base confirmed as well!*
**[09:48] Prof**
Did he do it?!
**[09:49] Misaki**
Fudo, you're amazing!
**[09:58] Fudo**
Sorry to just drop in on
you like that, Desumi-san.
**[10:02] Desumi**
No, I'm the one who should apologize.
**[10:04] Desumi**
You came all that way to see me,
and I was a terrible host.
**[10:07] Desumi**
Oh... Fudo, there's a cut on your cheek.
**[10:10] Fudo**
Hey, it's all right.
**[10:14] Desumi**
Come down here a minute.
**[10:21] Desumi**
That should do it!
**[10:23] Fudo**
Thank you, Desumi-san.
**[10:26] Fudo**
Hey, what a cute pouch!
**[10:28] Fudo**
It's perfect for you!
**[10:32] Fudo**
And... I wish I'd thought
of this earlier, but...
**[10:36] Fudo**
Here. It's my phone number.
**[10:40] Desumi**
Now we can talk any time we want to!
**[10:44] Desumi**
Hey, Fudo...
**[10:47] Desumi**
Is it okay if I call you tonight?
***SIGN*** Bluuush
**[10:50] Fudo**
*Oh so cute...*
***SIGN*** Oh so cute...
**[10:52] Fudo**
Yes, of course!
***SIGN*** Secret Society Gekko
Women's Dorm
**[11:05] Desumi**
C-Calm down.
**[11:07] Desumi**
You're okay.
**[11:08] Desumi**
You're just calling to make
sure he got home safe.
**[11:13] Desumi**
A-All right!
**[11:24] Fudo's Mother**
Yes? Aikawa residence!
**[11:28] Fudo**
*Mom, that call's for me!*
**[11:30] Fudo's Mother**
*What are you doing here, Fudo?*
**[11:32] Fudo's Mother**
*I told you to go out and buy milk!*
**[11:33] Fudo**
*Just give me the phone!*
**[11:35] Fudo**
Sorry, Desumi-san. It's me.
***SIGN*** Who is it?
**[11:37] Fudo's Mother**
Who is it?!
**[11:40] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[11:42] Desumi**
Please buy a smartphone.
**[11:44] Fudo**
*Yes, that might be best.*
**[11:49] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[12:02] Gekko Announcer**
*Good morning.*
**[12:04] Gekko Announcer**
*It's time for the morning meeting.*
**[12:06] Gekko Announcer**
* All executives, please*
* come to the meeting room.*
**[12:42] Bosslar**
Good morning, all!
**[12:46] Bosslar**
I am Supreme Leader Bosslar.
***SIGN*** Head of Secret Society Gekko
Supreme Leader Bosslar
**[12:49] Bosslar**
I believe it's time to begin
our regular meeting.
**[12:53] Bosslar**
Your brave efforts have allowed us to
collect a steady supply of negative energy.
**[13:00] Bosslar**
Rejoice!
**[13:02] Bosslar**
The birth of our monstrous culmination,
Ultimate Phantom, is at hand!
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[13:07] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[13:09] Narrator**
* Secret Society Gekko,*
* led by Supreme Leader Bosslar,*
***SIGN*** Negative
***SIGN*** Negative Energy
**[13:13] Narrator**
* uses the negative emotions*
* of humans as a power source,*
**[13:17] Narrator**
*to create new monsters,*
***SIGN*** Ultimate Phantom
**[13:19] Narrator**
*and further its goal of world domination!*
**[13:24] Bosslar**
In the interest of collecting the
remaining negative energy needed,
**[13:27] Bosslar**
I will now take suggestions
regarding our next target.
***SIGN*** Beast Princess
**[13:32] Bosslar**
Yes, Beast Princess?
**[13:34] beast**
Who the hell cares what our target is?
***SIGN*** Beast Princess
***SIGN*** Gekko Princess Series
Beast Princess
**[13:36] beast**
Just let us fight already!
**[13:37] Bosslar**
But the selection of the target
is the purpose of this meeting.
**[13:40] Steel**
You're as boorish as ever.
***SIGN*** Steel Princess
**[13:44] Bosslar**
Yes, Steel Princess?
***SIGN*** Gekko Princess Series
Steel Princess
**[13:47] steel**
I require more time to consider the matter.
**[13:50] Bosslar**
You didn't need to press the button for that!
***SIGN*** Heat Princess
**[13:53] Bosslar**
Yes, Heat Princess.
***SIGN*** Gekko Princess Series
Heat Princess
**[13:59] Bosslar**
Say something already!
**[14:00] Bosslar**
This is ridiculous.
**[14:01] Bosslar**
Doesn't anyone have a real suggestion?!
**[14:04] Bosslar**
Excellent! Reaper Princess!
**[14:07] Desumi**
A view of the city lights.
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess
**[14:08] Bosslar**
That's far too abstract.
**[14:10] Bosslar**
Next—
**[14:13] Desumi**
An aquarium.
**[14:14] Bosslar**
It's difficult to fight indoors.
**[14:17] Desumi**
An amusement park!
**[14:18] Bosslar**
What's with you and date destinations?!
**[14:21] Desumi**
Disappointment...
***SIGN*** Disappointment...
**[14:23] Culverin**
Wait a moment, Bosslar-sama!
**[14:25] Culverin**
An amusement park *would* be filled
with helpless, unsuspecting humans!
**[14:29] Steel**
And we could have our fill, you mean?
**[14:32] Beast**
That's a nasty little brain
you've got, Reaper Princess.
**[14:38] Bosslar**
Very well.
**[14:39] Bosslar**
Our next target shall
be... the amusement park!
**[14:52] [Messenger] Sign**
Smartphones for Dummies!
***SIGN*** Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
**[14:55] [Messenger] Sign**
Smartphones for Dummies!
***SIGN*** Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
***SIGN*** You have a new message
**[15:04] Fudo**
I'm still not used to that sound.
***SIGN*** Desumi-san
***SIGN*** Big Gelato
**[15:08] Fudo**
It's from Desumi-san!
***SIGN*** Fudo! Rejoice!
Gekko's next target is that theme park
we've been wanting to go to, Yomiuriland!
**[15:13] Fudo**
Wh-What?!
**[15:18] (Flashback) Desumi**
I don't mind meeting up in old factories
and quarries and places like that...
**[15:21] (Flashback) Desumi**
But I wish we could go to a proper
couples' spot once in a while.
**[15:24] (Flashback) Fudo**
I agree. Like an aquarium!
**[15:26] (Flashback) Desumi**
Or a place with a view of the city lights!
**[15:29] (Flashback) Desumi**
A theme park would be awesome, too!
**[15:32] (Flashback) Fudo**
Of course, that's all a distant dream.
**[15:38] Fudo**
* I can't believe that dream of a few*
* days ago is coming true for us already!*
***SIGN*** The attack will be Sunday, three days from now
***SIGN*** Can't wait!
**[15:47] Fudo**
* Desumi-san leaks her organization's*
* deepest-held secrets so casually.*
**[15:51] Fudo**
*That sweet little scatterbrain...*
***SIGN*** squee
**[15:55] Fudo**
Okay, I'd better reply!
**[15:58] Fudo**
What? "Swipe"?!
**[16:00] Prof**
Look at him fret!
**[16:02] Misaki**
What in the world is he doing?
**[16:05] Prof**
He apparently got his first
smartphone yesterday.
**[16:08] Misaki**
*Fudo* got a smartphone?!
**[16:10] Misaki**
That bodybuilding gremlin got a smartphone?!
**[16:12] Misaki**
Impossible!
**[16:14] Fudo**
Hey, Suri!
**[16:16] Fudo**
Um... I... I'll come to the... like
to come to... theme thark... Thunday.
**[16:23] Fudo**
W-Weather?! Tell me... t-tell
weather. To me, please.
**[16:27] Suri**
*I didn't catch that.*
**[16:30] Misaki**
*Something's going down here!*
**[16:32] Misaki**
* Fudo! Did you think you could hide from*
* the mistress of meddling, Misaki?!*
**[16:40] Misaki**
*I can't wait until Sunday!*
***SIGN*** S
U
N
D
A
Y
**[16:49] Misaki**
All right! Disguise complete!
**[16:52] Misaki**
Now, let's get to the bottom
of our little Fudo's secret!
**[16:52] Sign**
m -55 11 l -52 58 49 56 49 11
***SIGN*** Good Mesh Cap
&
Good Towel
**[16:55] Haru**
We really shouldn't stalk
him like this, Misaki-san.
**[16:59] Haru**
I really don't think he's hiding anything.
**[17:02] Misaki**
If that's the way you feel,
why'd you tag along?
**[17:06] Haru**
I j-just want to stop you
from doing anything reckless!
**[17:11] Kids**
Awesome! It's Red!
**[17:12] Kids**
So cool!
**[17:13] KidA**
It's really him!
**[17:14] KidB**
What're you doing?
**[17:15] Fudo**
Patrolling.
**[17:16] KidC**
Are you fighting Gekko?
**[17:18] Fudo**
I don't know yet.
**[17:19] Fudo**
But if anything happens,
get to that shelter over there.
**[17:21] Fudo**
Just remain calm, and do not panic.
**[17:23] Kids**
Okay!
**[17:24] Haru**
See? Look at that!
**[17:26] Haru**
He's patrolling, just like he always does!
**[17:29] Haru**
He's devoted to world peace,
just like I thought!
**[17:33] Misaki**
Well, we'll see.
**[17:34] Misaki**
I mean, he's still a guy.
**[17:37] Haru**
Darn it!
**[17:38] Culverin**
How?!
**[17:40] Culverin**
How are there heroes here now?
**[17:42] Culverin**
Not just Red, but Pink and Yellow...
**[17:45] Culverin**
Did they know we'd be here somehow?
**[17:48] Desumi**
They don't leave us a choice.
**[17:49] Culverin**
Indeed. We'll have to retreat
for now and regroup—
**[17:52] Desumi**
If they know we're here,
we'll just have to fight!
**[17:55] Culverin**
They don't know we're here yet, stupid!
**[17:59] Fudo**
There you are, Desu—
**[18:01] Fudo**
I mean, Reaper Princess!
**[18:02] Desumi**
You really kept me waiting, Fudo—
**[18:04] Desumi**
I mean, Red!
**[18:05] Fudo**
Freezing Change!
**[18:07] Changer**
*One!*
**[18:09] Changer**
*Change Gelato!*
**[18:14] Fudo**
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
**[18:18] Fudo**
Red Gelato!
**[18:21] Kids**
Awesome!
**[18:23] Fudo**
Now, everyone! Get to safety!
***SIGN*** smack
**[18:27] Culverin**
I see you tracked us down, Gelato 5!
**[18:31] Misaki**
Did he really just come here
because he knew they'd attack?
**[18:34] Haru**
Well, didn't I tell you?
**[18:36] Haru**
Fudo-senpai isn't hiding anything!
**[18:40] Misaki**
I guess you're right.
**[18:42] Misaki**
Freezing Change!
**[18:44] Changer**
*Three!*
**[18:45] Changer**
*Four!*
**[18:46] Yellow**
Yellow Gelato!
**[18:49] Pink**
Pink Gelato!
**[18:52] Pink**
Let's call for help from Blue and Green!
**[18:54] Yellow**
Roger!
**[18:58] Pink**
Senpai!
**[18:59] Pink**
We came to back you up!
**[19:01] Fudo**
No! Stay back!
**[19:03] Pink**
Don't worry about me!
**[19:05] Pink**
I'm a hero, too!
**[19:12] Yellow**
You were totally right, Haru!
**[19:15] Yellow**
Fudo's the guy he's always been!
**[19:17] Pink**
Right!
**[19:18] Yellow**
So honest and straightforward.
**[19:21] Yellow**
Forthright and earnest in everything he does!
**[19:24] Yellow**
That's our leader!
***SIGN*** Here...
**[19:26] Fudo**
*Here.*
***SIGN*** Sounds great...
**[19:27] Desumi**
*Sounds great!*
***SIGN*** Hero Training Center
**[19:31] pink**
Wh-What is it?
**[19:32] Yellow**
You're certainly talkative
when the subject is Fudo!
**[19:36] Pink**
H-Hey! I am not!
**[20:01] Desumi**
I didn't think rides would
give you motion sickness.
**[20:05] Fudo**
I didn't know either, until today.
**[20:09] Fudo**
There's not even that
much motion. I'm pathetic.
**[20:13] Fudo**
D-Don't rock the car!
**[20:16] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[20:19] Desumi**
I was just thinking... getting to know
these hidden sides of each other...
**[20:24] Desumi**
It's kind of nice, Fudo.
**[20:28] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[20:37] Desumi**
Feeling a little better now?
**[20:41] Fudo**
Yes.
**[20:56] Fudo**
*How mysterious.*
**[20:58] Fudo**
* I was so uncomfortable*
* on this ride until now...*
**[21:02] Fudo**
* But now, I hope I never*
* touch the ground again.*
**[21:10] Desumi**
Look, Fudo! It seems the battle's over.
**[21:13] Fudo**
You're right.
**[21:14] Fudo**
We'd better get back.
**[21:19] Desumi**
*I think we might've crossed a line today.*
**[21:22] Fudo**
*The theme park is a fearsome place.*
***SIGN*** Come feel the thrill with us again!
**[22:58] Misaki**
So much shopping!
**[23:00] Misaki**
I'm so glad the guys are here
to help me carry everything.
**[23:05] Haru**
You bought way too much.
**[23:15] Haru**
Fudo-senpai?
**[23:20] Fudo's mother**
Hello? Haruta-san?
**[23:21] Fudo's mother**
Listen to this!
**[23:23] Fudo's mother**
My boy bought me a dinosaur keychain
from an amusement park he went to!
**[23:27] Fudo's mother**
Honestly, that boy!
**[23:28] Fudo's mother**
He never seems to grow up.
**[23:30] Fudo's mother**
Now, on to the main topic!
**[23:32] Fudo's mother**
* He says episode 4 will be called*
* "Could You Please Tell Me Why?"*
***SIGN*** Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
**[23:37] Desumi**
*Who's "Haruta-san"?*
# E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4N59/could-you-please-tell-me-why)
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***SIGN*** Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
**[01:40] Friend A**
Hey, Desumi!
**[01:42] Friend B**
Walk home with us!
**[01:45] Desumi**
Sure!
**[01:47] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[01:49] Narrator**
*Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,*
**[01:52] Narrator**
* is a teenage girl who hides*
* her villainous identity*
**[01:56] Narrator**
*to attend high school in the city!*
**[02:01] Friend A**
Don't you have handicrafts club today, Desumi?
**[02:03] Desumi**
It's off for test prep today.
**[02:05] Friend B**
Wanna go for some karaoke, then?
**[02:08] Desumi**
Sorry, I have work today.
**[02:10] Friend B**
What, again?
**[02:12] Friend B**
You're a real workaholic, Desumi.
**[02:14] Friend B**
You'll never get a boyfriend that way!
**[02:19] Desumi**
A boyfriend...
**[02:21] Desumi**
Oh, a boyfriend...
**[02:23] Desumi**
We'll see, I guess!
**[02:27] Friend B**
Where's this coming from?
**[02:29] Friend B**
Hey, you got a crush on someone?
**[02:32] Desumi**
Not telling!
**[02:33] Friend A**
Hey, it's Red Gelato!
**[02:36] Desumi**
*Fudo!*
**[02:39] Desumi**
*F-Fudo?*
**[02:43] Desumi**
*Fudo?*
***SIGN*** Shock
**[02:46] Desumi**
*Fudo?!*
**[02:50] Desumi**
*I-Isn't that...*
**[02:53] Friend A**
Is that their new Pink he's with?
**[02:55] Friend B**
It is! She's so cute!
**[02:58] Friend A**
You think they're dating or something?
**[03:01] Friend B**
They totally might be!
**[03:02] Friend A**
They look really good together.
**[03:05] Friend B**
Totally! A real perfect couple!
**[03:07] Friend B**
Right, Desumi?
**[03:09] Friend B**
What's with the face?!
**[03:13] Friend B**
Huh? Desumi!
**[03:15] Friend A**
Desumi?
**[03:17] Fudo**
You rarely invite me out like this, Haru-kun.
**[03:21] Haru**
I'm s-sorry, Fudo-senpai.
**[03:24] Haru**
I know you're really busy...
**[03:25] Fudo**
Hey, not a problem.
**[03:27] Fudo**
So, what was it you wanted to ask me about?
**[03:31] Haru**
W-Well...
**[03:38] Haru**
*It* is *rude to ask about this, isn't it?*
**[03:43] Haru**
* But I just can't stop*
* thinking about that photo!*
**[03:46] Haru**
*Was that really Fudo-senpai?*
**[03:49] Haru**
*If it was, that girl next to him...*
**[03:52] Haru**
*Could she be... his girlfriend?*
**[03:56] Haru**
* But is it really okay for me*
* to ask about his private life?!*
**[04:04] Fudo**
I understand.
**[04:05] Fudo**
I think I know what you want to ask about.
**[04:08] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** For Those Seeking
Muscle Growth
Rules for
High-Efficiency
Training
By Fudo Aikawa
***SIGN*** Refreshing!
Goes down easy!
**[04:10] Fudo**
I think this should take care of it!
**[04:13] Haru**
Um...
***SIGN*** For Those Seeking
Muscle Growth
Rules for
High-Efficiency
Training
***SIGN*** Refreshing!
Goes down easy!
**[04:15] Haru**
What's this stuff?
**[04:18] Fudo**
You've been with the squad
about six months now, right?
**[04:21] Haru**
Y-Yes...
**[04:23] Fudo**
You'll be hitting a wall with your
strength training around now.
**[04:27] Haru**
What?
**[04:28] Fudo**
It's nothing to worry about.
**[04:29] Fudo**
The same thing happened to me.
**[04:32] Haru**
What?
**[04:34] Fudo**
Follow this training regimen
over the next six months,
**[04:36] Fudo**
and you'll obtain a body
of steel that will get you
**[04:39] Fudo**
through just about any battle situation!
**[04:39] Haru**
W-Wait a minute, Senpai!
**[04:41] Haru**
What I'm actually concerned
about is the picture—
**[04:47] Fudo**
You're such a worrywart.
**[04:50] Fudo**
Don't worry!
**[04:51] Fudo**
The book does use pictures to explain
the regimen's trickiest parts!
**[04:55] Fudo**
And this kind of incremental
strength training
**[04:57] Fudo**
is specially designed to minimize strain.
**[05:00] Fudo**
It should be easy to follow,
even for someone as small as you.
**[05:02] Fudo**
Since training that harms your
body defeats the point, right?
**[05:06] Fudo**
It's also important to do appropriate
stretches before each lift.
**[05:09] Fudo**
The graphs about that here
should be easy to follow.
**[05:12] Fudo**
That will help increase the
flexibility of your muscles,
**[05:15] Fudo**
and even promote swift
recovery from injuries!
**[05:19] Fudo**
I'm not claiming you'll
see results overnight,
**[05:21] Haru**
*Now I know for certain...*
**[05:22] Fudo**
but anyone can get the body they want
with sufficient application of effort.
**[05:24] Haru**
*Senpai does not have a girlfriend!*
**[05:27] Fudo**
No need to worry.
**[05:29] Fudo**
When you make the call of effort,
your muscles always answer!
**[05:33] Fudo**
That should cover it.
**[05:34] Fudo**
That's what you wanted to ask, right?
**[05:37] Haru**
Oh, yes!
**[05:38] Haru**
Thank you so much!
**[05:40] Haru**
*I'm sorry for doubting you, Senpai!*
**[05:45] Fudo**
They're calling us in!
**[05:47] Haru**
Let's go, Fudo-senpai!
**[05:50] Fudo**
Don't forget your book, Haru-kun!
**[05:56] Culverin**
Here we go!
**[05:57] Culverin**
Culverin Cannon!
**[05:59] Culverin**
Culverin Cannon!
**[06:07] Fudo**
That's quite enough of that, Gekko!
**[06:13] Fudo**
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 has arrived!
**[06:19] Fudo**
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
**[06:23] Culverin**
It's about time, Gelato 5!
**[06:26] Culverin**
Today's the day I take you off the field!
**[06:28] Culverin**
Get them!
**[06:36] Fudo**
Let's go!
**[06:36] All**
Right!
**[06:38] Fudo**
All right, Desumi-san!
**[06:40] Fudo**
What will we chat about to—
**[06:46] Hayato**
Red!
**[06:50] Fudo**
*Whoops. Guess my timing's a little off today.*
**[06:53] Fudo**
*It's okay. It happens.*
**[06:55] Fudo**
Let's coordinate our movements, Desumi-sa—
**[07:06] Fudo**
*I'll dodge your first strike, then leap back.*
***SIGN*** Ignored
**[07:10] ---**
*Ignored...*
**[07:13] Fudo**
*That hurt!*
**[07:17] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[07:19] Fudo**
Desu...
**[07:21] Fudo**
L-Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
**[07:24] Desumi**
No!
**[07:26] Desumi**
Take this...
**[07:30] Desumi**
Reaper Whirlwind!
***SIGN*** Reaper Whirlwind
**[07:33] Fudo**
*I... I've never seen this move before!*
**[07:51] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[07:57] Fudo**
See? You shouldn't use moves you
haven't practiced thoroughly.
**[08:02] Fudo**
H-Hold on, Desumi-san!
**[08:04] Fudo**
What happened to you?
**[08:06] Fudo**
Tell me what's going on!
**[08:07] Desumi**
I saw you two in the café!
**[08:17] Fudo**
I-It's not like that, Desumi-san!
**[08:19] Fudo**
You've got it all wrong!
**[08:20] Fudo**
I was teaching Pink about bodybuilding—
**[08:23] Desumi**
I know that!
**[08:25] Desumi**
I know better than anybody
that you'd never cheat on me.
**[08:31] Desumi**
And yet, seeing the two of you together
**[08:36] Desumi**
sparked this hideous jealousy inside me.
**[08:39] Desumi**
I found myself thinking,
**[08:43] Desumi**
maybe you don't belong
with an outcast like me...
**[08:45] Desumi**
But with a girly girl like her!
**[08:47] Fudo**
That isn't true!
**[08:49] Fudo**
You're the girliest girl I know!
**[08:53] Desumi**
Am not!
**[08:55] Desumi**
I never used to be the kind of person
to worry about that sort of thing!
**[09:03] Desumi**
Love has made me weak!
**[09:08] Desumi**
Dating you has made me...
**[09:11] Desumi**
A weak and pathetic mess of a woman!
**[09:17] Fudo**
*That isn't true, Desumi-san!*
**[09:28] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[09:30] Desumi**
The person I am...
**[09:33] Desumi**
Maybe I'm just not...
**[09:36] Desumi**
cut out for love.
**[09:57] Fudo**
I'm a pretty awkward guy.
**[10:00] Fudo**
But once I make up my mind about something,
**[10:01] Fudo**
I see it through to the end.
**[10:05] Fudo**
I will love you, and no one else,
for the rest of my life.
**[10:13] Fudo**
Will you trust me, and join me in that?
**[10:21] Desumi**
Yes, I trust you.
**[10:31] Culverin**
That was rough.
**[10:37] Desumi**
Why are you laughing all of a sudden?
**[10:40] Fudo**
I've seen an all-new side of you.
**[10:44] Fudo**
You can be surprisingly negative sometimes!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[10:47] Desumi**
Fudo, I still haven't forgiven you
for going on that afterschool date.
**[10:52] Fudo**
W-Well, that wasn't exactly a date.
**[10:55] Fudo**
It was just...
**[10:58] Desumi**
Promise me you'll take me on
an afterschool date, too.
**[11:01] Desumi**
Uniforms and all.
**[11:02] Desumi**
Then I'll forgive you!
**[11:04] Fudo**
I will! I promise I will!
**[11:15] Haru**
Excuse me.
**[11:22] Haru**
It's all over, Senpai.
**[11:29] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[11:31] Narrator**
*These two are busted!*
**[11:35] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
***SIGN*** The
Next
Day
**[11:54] (Flashback) Fudo**
Oh, w-well...
**[11:56] (Flashback) Fudo**
This is just...
**[11:59] (Flashback) Haru**
Come on.
**[12:00] (Flashback) Haru**
Let's head back, Senpai.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Fudo**
R-Right...
**[12:15] Fudo**
*That's strange.*
**[12:17] Fudo**
*She hasn't said anything.*
**[12:20] Fudo**
*Is it possible she* hasn't *figured us out?*
**[12:24] (Flashback) Fudo**
B-By the way, Haru-kun...
**[12:26] (Flashback) Fudo**
How much of our conversation did you hear?
**[12:30] (Flashback) Haru**
After, "See? You shouldn't use moves
you haven't practiced thoroughly..."
**[12:33] (Flashback) Haru**
Or thereabouts.
**[12:35] Fudo**
*Ah.*
**[12:37] Fudo**
*So, basically all of it.*
**[12:40] Fudo**
*It's over.*
**[12:42] Fudo**
*It's over.*
**[12:44] Fudo**
*It's over.*
**[12:45] Fudo**
*It's over.*
***SIGN*** The End of Justice
Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
**[12:48] Prof**
How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
***SIGN*** The End of Justice
Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
**[12:52] Hayato**
Utterly unbelievable!
**[12:54] Daigo**
How do you intend to atone for this?
**[12:57] Misaki**
I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
**[13:00] Prof**
How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
**[13:00] Hayato**
Utterly unbelievable!
**[13:00] Daigo**
How do you intend to atone for this?
**[13:00] Misaki**
I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
**[13:11] Fudo**
* If that's the situation*
* that awaits me in there...*
**[13:15] Fudo**
*What will I do?*
**[13:17] Haru**
What are you doing, Senpai?
**[13:26] Haru**
The meeting is about to start.
**[13:28] Fudo**
R-Right.
**[13:30] Prof**
Good morning, Fudo-kun, Haru-kun.
**[13:33] Misaki**
Hey there!
**[13:34] Prof**
Haru-kun would like to begin the
meeting with an announcement.
**[13:40] Haru**
Yes.
**[13:41] Haru**
It's about me and Fudo-senpai.
**[13:43] Fudo**
*It's all...*
**[13:45] Haru**
Our end-of-term tests
are starting this week,
**[13:47] Haru**
so we'll need to leave early.
**[13:48] Fudo**
*...not over!*
**[13:50] Misaki**
Tests? Boy, that takes me back!
**[13:52] Daigo**
Take care of yourselves.
**[13:55] Fudo**
*Why?*
**[14:00] Fudo**
*Why did she do it?*
**[14:02] Fudo**
*Why...*
**[14:05] Fudo**
*Why indeed?*
**[14:09] Fudo**
*Why hasn't she said anything?!*
**[14:12] Desumi**
What in the world is going on?
**[14:16] Fudo**
I don't know, either.
**[14:18] Fudo**
Haru-kun has been acting
normal for the past week,
**[14:21] Fudo**
both at work and at school.
**[14:24] Desumi**
What are you scheming, Pink Gelato?!
**[14:27] Desumi**
I'll bet she's watching us as we speak!
**[14:30] Fudo**
It's all right. That's why
we're keeping our distance.
**[14:38] Desumi**
Oh, it's just a civet.
**[14:42] Desumi**
This is torture! I'm at the end of my rope!
**[14:45] Desumi**
If she insists on forcing my hand...
**[14:48] Desumi**
I'll have to silence her forever!
**[14:50] Fudo**
H-Hang on!
**[14:51] Fudo**
Hold it, Desumi-san!
**[14:53] Desumi**
No need to worry. I won't fail.
**[14:55] Fudo**
T-That isn't what I mean!
**[14:57] Fudo**
I'm sure Haru-kun has her
own reasons for this.
**[15:00] Fudo**
Let's wait and watch a little while longer.
**[15:10] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[15:12] Desumi**
Would you mind buying me a drink?
**[15:16] Desumi**
I'd like a vanilla mocha, with nonfat milk,
extra whip, and almonds.
**[15:21] Desumi**
Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk...
**[15:23] Fudo**
Hang on a minute!
**[15:24] Fudo**
Let me write it down.
**[15:25] Desumi**
Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk,
extra whip, with almonds.
**[15:30] Fudo**
R-Right. On my way.
**[15:33] Desumi**
Thanks.
**[15:39] Desumi**
Shown yourself at last, have you?
**[15:44] Desumi**
There must be a reason why you're not
telling anybody about our relationship.
**[15:50] Desumi**
Would you mind telling me what it is?
**[16:00] Haru**
Fight me!
**[16:03] Desumi**
Uh?
**[16:04] Haru**
That's what I want!
**[16:06] Haru**
You'll accept my challenge,
won't you, Reaper Princess?!
**[16:12] Haru**
No...
**[16:13] Haru**
Second-year at Kokutei High School,
**[16:15] Haru**
Desumi Magahara!
**[16:17] Desumi**
H-How do you know about me?
**[16:20] Haru**
Here I come!
**[16:20] Changer**
*Change, Gelato!*
**[16:40] Desumi**
*Her fighting technique has a long way to go.*
**[16:43] Desumi**
* That's right. She hasn't been*
* on the team very long.*
**[16:49] Desumi**
Can we stop this now?
**[16:53] Haru**
Not yet...
**[16:54] Haru**
I'm not finished yet!
**[16:57] Desumi**
*Why is she so desperate to...*
**[17:13] Desumi**
I'm glad you're awake.
**[17:17] Desumi**
You should probably lay
still a while longer.
**[17:21] Haru**
I lost.
**[17:23] Haru**
You really are strong, Desumi-san.
**[17:27] Desumi**
Please tell me. What are you after?
**[17:32] Haru**
The reason I joined the team
**[17:35] Haru**
was because I was in love with Fudo-senpai.
**[17:40] Haru**
That's why I started to
suspect he had a girlfriend.
**[17:45] Haru**
But I never dreamed his girlfriend
would be an enemy commander.
**[17:52] Desumi**
*I see.*
**[17:54] Desumi**
*It's no wonder she hates me.*
**[17:57] Haru**
But she also happened to be someone I knew.
**[18:03] Desumi**
Huh?
**[18:05] Haru**
She was...
**[18:13] Haru**
on that night, when I was attacked by thugs...
**[18:19] Haru**
the one who saved me.
**[18:27] (Flashback) Desumi**
Become strong.
**[18:32] Haru**
The person who saved me,
and said those words to me.
**[18:43] Desumi**
That was *you*?!
**[18:46] Haru**
I never dreamed you'd turn out
to be the Reaper Princess, either.
**[18:51] Haru**
To be honest... I thought that if falling
in love really had made you weak,
**[18:57] Haru**
then maybe I could steal him from you.
**[19:01] Haru**
But...
**[19:02] Haru**
But you're as strong as you ever were.
**[19:05] Desumi**
W-Why?
**[19:07] Desumi**
You could have destroyed our
relationship without any of this!
**[19:13] Haru**
I saw Fudo-senpai smiling in
a way I've never seen before.
**[19:23] Haru**
So I just can't do it.
**[19:26] Haru**
I don't have the right to
steal happiness from the two of you.
**[19:47] Haru**
H-Hey...
**[19:56] Haru**
Why?
**[20:00] Haru**
Why are you crying, too?
**[20:33] Fudo**
I'm sorry, Desumi-san.
**[20:35] Fudo**
I couldn't find any of that vanilla almond
thing you were talking about.
**[20:40] Fudo**
Haru-kun?
**[20:43] Fudo**
What the...
**[20:46] Desumi**
Shh...
**[20:51] Desumi**
Pink Gelato came by.
**[20:57] Desumi**
She's sleeping now.
***SIGN*** Pale
**[20:58] Fudo**
*Did you silence her forever?!*
**[22:44] Haru**
I'm rooting for you two, okay?
**[22:56] Haru**
But if you give me the chance,
I might just take him from you!
**[23:04] Haru**
So, you'd better get along!
**[23:10] Desumi**
I know. We will.
**[23:16] Haru**
See you!
**[23:21] Civet**
*I am a civet.*
**[23:24] Civet**
*This is the preview.*
**[23:32] Civet**
*Next Time: "Just the Way You Are."*
***SIGN*** Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
**[23:37] Desumi**
Why a civet?!
# E5 - Just the Way You Are
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0V97/just-the-way-you-are)
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***SIGN*** Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
**[01:37] Bosslar**
My minions.
**[01:40] Bosslar**
Have you steeled yourselves?
**[01:52] Bosslar**
Then I shall now present the
Princess Series monthly reports!
**[01:59] Bosslar**
You have been evaluated on combat outcomes,
negative energy accumulation,
**[02:02] Bosslar**
drive, enthusiasm, et cetera.
**[02:05] Bosslar**
First on the overall leaderboard is...
**[02:09] Bosslar**
Bear's team once again in a landslide!
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess
***SIGN*** Beast Princess
**[02:13] Bosslar**
Their streak of breakaway leads over
the second-place finisher continues!
**[02:18] Bosslar**
Reaper Princess is also very
aggressive in suggesting plans,
**[02:21] Bosslar**
and she has a perfect
combat attendance record.
**[02:24] Bosslar**
Truly, she is a role model for evil!
**[02:27] Bosslar**
Beating Red half to death the other
day also earned her big points.
**[02:32] Bosslar**
You could all learn a thing or two from her!
**[02:35] Steel**
Reaper-san is very impressive.
**[02:38] Beast**
Grr...
**[02:40] Combatant A**
Could we have a word about
your first-place ranking?
**[02:43] Desumi**
I'm very pleased.
**[02:45] Combatant A**
And to celebrate your achievement,
you receive a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
**[02:53] Beast**
This ain't gonna stand!
**[02:55] Beast**
You think you can outshine me
every single damned time...
**[02:57] Beast**
Let's settle this, Reaper Princess! You and me!
**[03:00] Desumi**
Please calm down.
**[03:01] Desumi**
You can have this, if you want.
**[03:03] Beast**
I don't want the damned thing!
***SIGN*** thonk
***SIGN*** Cafeteria
**[03:26] Gekko Cook**
Here you are! One pasta set!
**[03:29] Beast**
Stupid Reaper.
**[03:31] Beast**
I'll show her soon enough.
**[03:33] Beast**
Next time, I'm gonna be number one!
**[03:36] Steel**
I suppose we'll see.
**[03:38] Beast**
Shut your hole, last-placer!
**[03:40] Beast**
And what's that crap you're eatin'?
**[03:42] Steel**
Pickled sea cucumber.
**[03:43] Beast**
What the hell is wrong with you?
**[03:46] Desumi**
*Beast Princess...*
**[03:48] Desumi**
* She appears to have some*
* kind of grudge against me.*
**[03:50] Desumi**
* She hates losing, and suffers*
* from violent mood swings.*
**[03:54] Desumi**
*Steel Princess.*
**[03:55] Desumi**
*She seems to exist in her own little world.*
**[03:58] Desumi**
* She's uncompetitive,*
* and she's hard to get a handle on.*
**[04:01] Steel**
Would you like a bite?
**[04:03] Beast**
Hell no!
**[04:04] Desumi**
*They're a fun little duo.*
**[04:06] Steel**
Would you hear me out, Beast-san?
**[04:08] Steel**
I have something on my mind.
**[04:13] Steel**
The truth is...
**[04:14] Steel**
I've fallen in love with someone.
**[04:17] Beast**
Like I give a damn.
**[04:19] Beast**
Don't come to me with crap like that.
**[04:21] Desumi**
You can tell me all about it!
**[04:23] Beast**
Butt out, Reaper!
**[04:24] Desumi**
You're in love? That's fabulous, Steel!
**[04:28] Steel**
Reaper-san, are you interested
in people's love lives?
**[04:31] Beast**
D-Didn't think you were the type...
**[04:34] Desumi**
So? What kind of person are they?
**[04:37] Steel**
Terribly wild, yet very understanding.
***SIGN*** Mmm
**[04:41] Beast**
No one wants to see a Reaper
make that stupid, goofy expression!
**[04:45] Steel**
But this person is technically a co-worker.
**[04:49] Beast**
Hang on, you kiddin' me?
**[04:50] Beast**
Workplace romances are off-limits.
**[04:53] Beast**
Give it up already.
**[04:56] Steel**
I know that my feelings are wrong.
**[04:59] Steel**
Yet... I cannot stop myself.
**[05:02] Beast**
Followin' the rules comes first.
**[05:04] Beast**
Tell her, Reaper.
**[05:06] Desumi**
I understand.
**[05:08] Desumi**
I completely understand how you feel, Steel!
***SIGN*** squee
***SIGN*** squee
**[05:11] Beast**
Hey!
**[05:12] Desumi**
Who cares if it's against the rules?
**[05:13] Desumi**
I'll do everything I can to support you!
**[05:15] Beast**
What's got you so enthusiastic?
**[05:18] Steel**
Thank you, Reaper-san!
**[05:19] Beast**
I said you can't do it!
**[05:21] Desumi**
Okay, Steel. What do you want to do next?
**[05:24] Beast**
It's like they don't even hear me!
**[05:28] Steel**
I'd like to tell this person how I feel.
**[05:32] Desumi**
Yeah, that sounds right!
**[05:34] Desumi**
You can't get anywhere until they know!
**[05:39] Desumi**
What's wrong?
**[05:46] Desumi**
I'm absent-minded, plain, and a poor worker.
**[05:52] Desumi**
I possess no qualities considered
appealing in a woman.
**[05:57] Desumi**
There's no way this person
would ever return my feelings.
**[06:10] Desumi**
Don't think that way, Steel.
**[06:12] Desumi**
I know you can make that confession!
**[06:15] Steel**
But how?
**[06:17] Desumi**
With femininity!
**[06:19] Desumi**
We'll help your develop your femininity,
**[06:20] Desumi**
and give you the courage to
tell this person how you feel!
**[06:23] Beast**
Soldiers in an evil army
don't need femininity!
**[06:27] Steel**
Do you think I can do it?
**[06:29] Desumi**
Of course you can!
**[06:30] Desumi**
Don't worry. I'll help you!
**[06:33] Steel**
Reaper-san...
**[06:36] Steel**
I will try!
***SIGN*** Cafeteria
**[06:38] Desumi**
That's the spirit!
**[06:40] Desumi**
Let's do our best, all three of us!
**[06:41] Beast**
Since when am I a part of this?!
**[06:53] Beast**
Hey...
**[06:56] Beast**
Hey.
**[06:59] Beast**
Hey!
**[07:00] Reaper**
Pilates are great for your mental
and physical well-being.
**[07:03] Reaper**
You have to concentrate, Beast!
**[07:05] Beast**
I told you, I ain't part of this!
**[07:07] Desumi**
How are you feeling, Steel?
**[07:10] Desumi**
Okay, next up!
***SIGN*** Terror
**[07:19] Desumi**
Next up...
***SIGN*** The Beautiful Manners of Maturity
***SIGN*** Femininity
**[07:31] Desumi**
Next up.
**[07:40] Desumi**
Next up!
**[07:47] Desumi**
This exercise will develop your
core muscles, giving you a great figure!
**[07:53] Desumi**
H-Hey, are you okay?
**[07:55] Steel**
I've had enough.
**[07:57] Steel**
These exercises have only served
to confirm how worthless I am.
**[08:03] Steel**
I will give up on love.
**[08:08] Steel**
Thank you for trying your best for me.
**[08:13] Beast**
Hey, now.
**[08:14] Beast**
I think you made her feel
even worse about herself.
**[08:17] Desumi**
Steel...
**[08:21] Culverin**
I'll get you this time!
**[08:24] Culverin**
Charge!
**[08:38] Fudo**
I see.
**[08:39] Fudo**
Sounds like you've been working really
hard to help your friend, Desumi-san.
**[08:43] Desumi**
Steel is just like I was.
**[08:46] Desumi**
No confidence in herself at all.
**[08:49] Desumi**
But I ended up getting ahead
of myself and hurting her instead.
**[08:53] Desumi**
I guess telling someone how you feel and
getting them to date you isn't that easy.
**[09:01] Desumi**
Hey, Fudo...
**[09:02] Desumi**
What do you expect out of
your significant other?
**[09:05] Fudo**
Nothing in particular.
**[09:06] Desumi**
Nothing?
**[09:07] Fudo**
As long as you're by my side,
that's good enough for me.
**[09:12] Desumi**
S-Stupid!
**[09:14] Desumi**
There has to be something!
**[09:15] Desumi**
Don't you want me to be
a good cook or anything?
**[09:17] Fudo**
There isn't.
**[09:19] Fudo**
I like you just the way you are.
**[09:25] Desumi**
H-Honestly... you're hopeless, Fudo.
**[09:31] Desumi**
Thank you, Fudo.
**[09:33] Desumi**
I'm a very lucky girl.
**[09:35] Fudo**
I just hope I helped.
**[09:38] Desumi**
Yeah. You really did, Fudo.
**[09:45] Desumi**
I forgot about something very important.
***SIGN*** Steel Princess
Dressing Room
**[09:50] Desumi**
We're coming in, Steel.
***SIGN*** Iron Labyrinth
**[10:09] Beast**
She's been holed up like this a whole day now.
**[10:13] Beast**
When she gets like this,
she refuses to budge,
**[10:16] Beast**
and it gets dangerous to approach.
**[10:20] Beast**
Stupid! Don't provoke her!
**[10:21] Beast**
Her shell's system
counterattacks automaticall!
**[10:26] Desumi**
Listen to me, Steel!
**[10:28] Desumi**
I was wrong.
**[10:30] Desumi**
You never had to change!
**[10:33] Desumi**
It's okay to have things you're not good at!
**[10:35] Desumi**
You should be just the way you are!
**[10:37] Desumi**
Be the Steel that we know!
**[11:04] Desumi**
So, please, Steel...
**[11:11] Desumi**
Don't give up on love.
**[11:15] Steel**
Just the way I am?
**[11:19] Desumi**
You didn't really give up, did you?
**[11:26] Steel**
I didn't.
**[11:28] Desumi**
You didn't really want to
deny your feelings of love.
**[11:34] Steel**
I didn't, Reaper-san.
**[11:36] Beast**
Sheesh, what a pain in the ass.
**[11:39] Steel**
Thank you, you two.
**[11:42] Steel**
You've given me the courage I need.
**[11:45] Steel**
I know that I'm incompetent,
**[11:48] Steel**
and completely lacking in appeal...
**[11:49] Steel**
But that's just
**[11:54] Steel**
the way I am!
**[11:57] Steel**
I'm going to tell that person how I feel!
***SIGN*** Eensy-weensy
**[12:04] vo**
Eensy-weensy!
**[12:06] Beast**
I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
**[12:09] Beast**
I hope that person blows you off!
**[12:12] Beast**
Hang on... *he's* the one she's confessing to?!
**[12:15] Beast**
And they're allowed to date?!
**[12:18] Beast**
This is totally against the rules.
**[12:20] Beast**
Every one of you, I swear...
**[12:24] Desumi**
I'm so happy for you, Steel!
**[12:31] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[12:42] Catapult**
I'm grateful for this food.
**[12:56] Culverin**
It's on me.
**[12:57] Culverin**
Eat up.
**[12:59] Catapult**
You mean it?
**[13:00] Catapult**
That super-duper nice! Thanks tons, man!
**[13:04] Culverin**
In exchange, I have a favor to ask you.
**[13:08] Catapult**
Yeah, yeah.
**[13:09] Catapult**
I figured.
**[13:10] Catapult**
Sure thing, gotcha.
**[13:13] Culverin**
Allow me to borrow Steel Princess.
**[13:16] Catapult**
Steel Princess?
**[13:26] Catapult**
Sure thing!
**[13:27] Culverin**
Y-You mean it?
**[13:28] Catapult**
Totally, dude.
**[13:29] Catapult**
But she's pretty frickin' stupid. You sure?
**[13:32] Culverin**
Don't you say that about her!
**[13:34] Catapult**
Hang on, hang on!
**[13:35] Catapult**
You're scary when you blow up like that!
**[13:45] Culverin**
Take this, Gelato 5!
**[13:47] Steel**
Waves of Love Attack!
**[13:56] Yellow**
Hang on! What's Steel Princess doing here?
**[14:00] Blue**
I thought she was on a different squad!
**[14:02] Green**
What's going on here?
**[14:03] Culverin**
The power of love!
**[14:04] Blue**
We don't have a choice.
I've got to call Red back!
**[14:10] Pink**
Red-san isn't here!
**[14:12] Blue**
B-But... I was sure he came this way...
**[14:15] Pink**
He didn't!
**[14:17] Pink**
But if you insist on coming this way...
**[14:19] Pink**
You'll have to beat me first!
**[14:22] Blue**
Quoi?!
**[14:25] Blue**
This is like a bad dream.
**[14:34] Haru**
*Praise me! Praise me! Praise me!*
***SIGN*** Praise me
***SIGN*** Praise me
***SIGN*** Praise me
**[14:37] Fudo**
T-Thanks.
**[14:38] Desumi**
We appreciate it, Haru.
**[14:46] Desumi**
Oh, I know, Fudo.
**[14:49] Desumi**
Are you hungry?
**[14:55] Fudo**
You made us lunch, Desumi-san!
**[14:57] Fudo**
Mother!
**[14:59] Fudo**
Thank you for bringing me into this
world in the same era as Desumi-san!
***SIGN*** Shove
**[15:02] Desumi**
It's really not that big a deal!
**[15:04] Fudo**
Let's eat—
**[15:05] Desumi**
Wait, Fudo!
**[15:07] Fudo**
What?
**[15:08] Desumi**
According to the specialist
texts I consulted,
**[15:11] Desumi**
when couples eat together,
**[15:14] Desumi**
they're supposed to... feed each other.
***SIGN*** F
E
E
D
!!!
**[15:18] Fudo**
*Feed each other!*
**[15:20] Fudo**
Oh, I've heard of this!
**[15:23] Fudo**
At last, I'll get to see it done!
**[15:25] Fudo**
God above, thank you for creating this world!
***SIGN*** Shove
**[15:28] Desumi**
C'mon, cut it out!
**[15:31] Desumi**
I feel like we're at about
the stage to try it.
**[15:34] Fudo**
Agreed. Let's advance to that next step.
**[15:46] Desumi**
H-Here it comes, Fudo!
**[15:48] Fudo**
Bring it on, Desumi-san!
**[15:52] Desumi**
O-Open wide!
**[15:57] Fudo**
O-Opening wide...
**[16:12] Fudo**
What is... happening?
**[16:15] Desumi**
What is it, Fudo?
**[16:17] Fudo**
My stomach hurts... like it's
never hurt before!
**[16:22] Desumi**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** Heave
***SIGN*** Heave
**[16:26] Desumi**
Oh, come on!
***SIGN*** Heave
**[16:28] Desumi**
This is no time for that!
***SIGN*** Heave
**[16:29] Fudo**
These could be my last breaths...
**[16:34] Fudo**
Quickly!
**[16:34] Desumi**
I don't want to feed you this way!
**[16:40] Fudo**
And so... I die.
**[16:44] Desumi**
F-Fudo!
**[16:46] Desumi**
Haru! Emergency!
***SIGN*** 3
Days
Later
***SIGN*** Machino Hospital
***SIGN*** Dear Red Gelato,
We wish you a swift recovery.
If you are to die,
we hope it will be at our hands.
Gekko's Great Leader
Supreme Leader Bosslar
**[16:57] Prof**
His doctor said he can go home tomorrow.
**[17:01] Haru**
That's such a relief, Senpai!
**[17:04] Misaki**
But I guess appendicitis can take
out even the toughest among us.
**[17:09] Fudo**
I'm so sorry for all the trouble.
**[17:10] Prof**
Now, none of that.
**[17:12] Prof**
Just rest for now.
**[17:13] Misaki**
I peeled you an apple.
**[17:15] Misaki**
Want some?
**[17:16] Fudo**
Thanks, Misaki-neesan.
**[17:18] Misaki**
Open wide!
**[17:20] Fudo**
Opening wide...
**[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi**
O-Open wide!
**[17:28] Fudo**
* No! Desumi-san must be*
* the first woman to feed me!*
**[17:33] Misaki**
The heck are you doing, Fudo?
**[17:35] Misaki**
Open your mouth already!
**[17:37] Misaki**
Stop playing around and eat it already!
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[17:44] Misaki**
You're both acting crazy!
**[17:48] Fudo**
Haru-kun!
**[17:50] Prof**
Goodbye for now. Take care, Fudo-kun.
**[17:52] Fudo**
Yes, sir. I will.
**[17:54] Misaki**
See you!
***SIGN*** Inpatient Building
Examination Room
**[18:05] Desumi**
Now, Fudo, open wide!
**[18:09] Fudo**
*Desumi-san...*
**[18:12] Fudo**
*Opening wide!*
**[18:15] Fudo's mother**
I brought apples!
**[18:16] Fudo**
*That was close!*
**[18:17] Fudo's mother**
Eh? What was close?
**[18:19] Fudo**
Oh... nothing, Mom.
**[18:21] Fudo's mother**
I brought you a change of clothes.
**[18:23] Fudo**
Oh, thank you.
**[18:24] Fudo's mother**
I'll leave the apples here,
so you can eat them later.
**[18:27] Fudo's mother**
Well, I have volleyball
with my women's group!
**[18:30] Fudo**
Sure.
**[18:34] Fudo**
*This must be some kind of karmic retribution.*
**[18:40] Fudo**
*All right.*
**[18:41] Desumi**
Don't do anything stupid, Fudo.
**[18:45] Desumi**
You'll pop your stitches.
**[18:47] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[18:49] Desumi**
I heard they're letting you out tomorrow,
**[18:51] Desumi**
but I wanted to see you while you
were in this unusual situation...
***SIGN*** squee
**[18:56] Fudo**
*Oh so cute...*
***SIGN*** Oh so cute...
**[18:58] Desumi**
You seem to be feeling a lot better now.
**[19:00] Desumi**
The color's back in your face, too.
**[19:02] Fudo**
I'd never die until I let you feed me!
***SIGN*** Shove
***SIGN*** Shove
**[19:07] Desumi**
Don't talk big, Mr. Appendicitis!
**[19:09] Fudo**
You're hitting my stitches!
**[19:12] Desumi**
Honestly, you're just so silly.
**[19:31] Desumi**
Here, Fudo...
**[19:33] Desumi**
To celebrate your recovery.
**[19:42] Desumi**
Open wide!
**[19:44] Fudo**
Opening wide...
**[20:01] Desumi**
H-H-How did you like it?
**[20:03] Fudo**
No food since the dawn of civilization
has ever been so delicious!
**[20:13] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[20:15] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[20:18] Fudo's mother**
I just remembered, Fudo!
**[20:20] Fudo's mother**
Your father's coming to pick you
up in his mini truck tomorrow!
**[20:23] Fudo**
The mood!
**[20:23] Fudo's mother**
Oh, is this a friend of yours?
**[20:25] Fudo's mother**
Can you play volleyball?
**[20:26] Fudo's mother**
We need more players to fill the team!
**[20:28] Fudo's mother**
Come, come, come, come!
**[20:29] Fudo**
The mood!
**[22:13] Fudo's mother**
Desumi-san!
***SIGN*** Sudden Death Seniors
**[22:27] Fudo's mother**
You were such a big help today, Desumi-chan.
**[22:30] Desumi**
It was my pleasure!
**[22:31] Desumi**
Call me any time you need me.
**[22:33] Fudo's mother**
You know I will.
**[22:35] Fudo's mother**
But I'm sorry for what I did earlier.
**[22:38] Fudo's mother**
I know you were in the middle of feeding him.
**[22:43] Desumi**
A-Actually, I was...
**[22:45] Fudo's mother**
No need to be shy.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[22:46] Fudo's mother**
I did the same thing with
my man back in the day!
**[22:49] Fudo's mother**
Despite what you might think, I used
to be a real looker back in the day.
**[22:52] Fudo's mother**
Want to see?
**[23:00] Desumi**
S-So cute!
**[23:04] Fudo's mother**
Yes, yes!
**[23:06] Fudo's mother**
I really was, wasn't I?
**[23:12] Fudo's mother**
Desumi-chan, take care of my Fudo.
**[23:16] Desumi**
I will!
**[23:20] Bosslar**
Secret Society Gekko has a combatant
cafeteria and dormitory facilities.
**[23:24] Bosslar**
A mentorship system helps
to guide the inexperienced.
**[23:28] Bosslar**
We treasure individuality in our work force
**[23:30] Bosslar**
as we work together to
achieve world domination!
***SIGN*** Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
**[23:33] Bosslar**
Next time: "As Long as We're at the Beach..."
***SIGN*** Secret Society Gekko
**[23:36] Bosslar**
We'll be waiting for your resumes!
# E6 - As Long as We're at the Beach...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVPV72/as-long-as-were-at-the-beach)
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**[00:22] Desumi**
Gosh, it's hot!
**[00:24] Fudo**
Yeah, summer's in full swing.
**[00:27] Fudo**
By the way, Desumi-san.
**[00:28] Fudo**
There's a lot to do in the summer, isn't there?
**[00:31] Fudo**
Is there anything you'd
like to do as a couple?
**[00:34] Desumi**
What a great idea, Fudo!
**[00:36] Desumi**
Let's see... what would be best?
**[00:40] Desumi**
Barbecues, fireworks displays...
**[00:42] Desumi**
Let's see...
**[00:44] Desumi**
A trip to the mountains would be nice,
**[00:46] Desumi**
but I think it *has* to be the beach!
**[00:47] Fudo**
The beach?!
**[00:52] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[00:54] Fudo**
*Swimsuits?!*
**[00:56] Desumi**
Hey! Fudo?
***SIGN*** Opening Theme
"Koi wa Explosion (feat. Culverin Bear )"
Vocals: Masayoshi Oishi
Lyrics • Music • Mixing: Masayoshi Oishi
***SIGN*** Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
***SIGN*** Tense
**[02:38] Beast**
Aha!
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
**[02:39] Beast**
Truly becoming of my rival, Reaper Princess!
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
**[02:42] Beast**
She exudes a forbidding aura,
even during lunchtime!
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
***SIGN*** Tense
**[02:48] Beast**
What could be the poor recipient
of the fire in her gaze?
***SIGN*** Green Tea Pudding
***SIGN*** Tiramisu
***SIGN*** Pasta Set
Dessert Options
***SIGN*** Hmmm...
***SIGN*** Green Tea Pudding
***SIGN*** Tiramisu
**[02:53] Beast**
You let me down, big-time!
**[02:55] Beast**
Don't you know you've got
an image to maintain?
**[02:57] Beast**
You were the one person around here
with a ferocity I could respect.
**[03:03] Beast**
Now look at you, eating pasta with
that goofy look on your face!
**[03:06] Beast**
Why'd you want to join
Gekko in the first place?
**[03:09] Desumi**
I didn't. My family applied for me.
**[03:11] Beast**
What are you, an idol?!
**[03:14] Beast**
But that entrance exam ain't easy.
How the hell'd you pass, then?
**[03:20] Desumi**
I just did my best,
**[03:23] Desumi**
and they put me in a leadership role.
**[03:26] Beast**
* She never meant to apply? Is that*
* why she doesn't take it seriously?*
**[03:32] Desumi**
Hey, Beast!
**[03:33] Desumi**
Don't you think a beach would be
a great place for our next attack?
**[03:36] Beast**
Huh?!
**[03:40] Gekko Announcer**
* All squad leaders and Princess Series members,*
* report to the conference room at once.*
**[03:44] Gekko Announcer**
*I repeat.*
**[03:44] Beast**
They don't usually call
us in at this time of day.
**[03:45] Gekko Announcer**
* All squad leaders and Princess Series members,*
* report to the conference room at once.*
**[03:55] Beast**
Hey!
**[03:56] Beast**
Drop the pasta and get moving!
**[04:02] Beast**
Beast Princess and Reaper Princess,
now in attendance!
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[04:10] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[04:11] Narrator**
* Secret Society Gekko is an*
* uncompromising hierarchy!*
***SIGN*** Supreme Leader Bosslar
***SIGN*** Monsters (Leaders)
***SIGN*** Bear Monster
***SIGN*** Snake Monster
***SIGN*** Wolf Monster
***SIGN*** Eagle Monster
***SIGN*** Lion Monster
***SIGN*** Rabbit Monster
***SIGN*** Princess Series (Sub-Leaders)
***SIGN*** Reaper
***SIGN*** Steel
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Heat
***SIGN*** Beast
***SIGN*** Judgment
***SIGN*** Moonlight Soldiers
**[04:17] Narrator**
* Its six squadrons are led by*
* their six strongest monsters,*
**[04:21] Narrator**
* with the Princess Series serving*
* below them as sub-leaders!*
**[04:26] Bosslar**
Allow me to reveal the reason
I have called you all here today.
**[04:30] Bosslar**
I have decided to create a new monster
and establish a new squadron!
**[04:38] Bosslar**
Reaper Princess, step forward!
**[04:44] Bosslar**
Congratulations!
**[04:47] Bosslar**
Reaper Princess, Desumi Magahara!
**[04:52] Bosslar**
I am promoting you
**[04:53] Bosslar**
from Princess Series to monster!
**[04:58] Bosslar**
You'll undergo enhancement surgery,
**[05:00] Bosslar**
be fused with an animal,
**[05:01] Bosslar**
and acquire greater power than ever before!
**[05:04] Desumi**
You... You want to make me a monster?
**[05:06] Beast**
Damn it! They passed me over for *her*?!
**[05:08] Desumi**
H-Hang on a min—
**[05:10] Culverin**
You're moving up in the world at last!
**[05:12] Culverin**
I always knew you had it in you!
**[05:15] Catapult**
Welcome to the monster world!
**[05:18] Matchlock**
These bodies are awesome, girl!
**[05:22] Beast**
It's frustrating, but I'm gonna catch up soon!
**[05:24] Beast**
Just wait and see!
**[05:26] Drone**
Congratulations, Reaper-chan!
**[05:28] Drone**
You'll be just like us!
**[05:31] Desumi**
*Drone Rabbit-senpai?*
**[05:33] Desumi**
*She's so pretty...*
**[05:34] Desumi**
* If I could become a cute monster*
* like her, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.*
**[05:38] Bosslar**
Reaper Princess!
**[05:41] Sign**
Fusion Concept Diagram
**[05:41] Bosslar**
I intend to fuse you with a mountain gorilla!
**[05:46] Bosslar**
A fusion between the two ultimate primates!
**[05:49] Bosslar**
A true miracle of chemistry!
**[05:52] Desumi**
Wait a minute!
**[05:53] Bosslar**
The enhancement surgery
will take place tomorrow!
**[05:56] Desumi**
W-Wait...
**[05:56] Bosslar**
That is all!
**[05:57] Bosslar**
Dismissed!
**[06:04] Desumi**
If I become a monster,
**[06:05] Desumi**
it'll mean big changes to life as I know it.
**[06:09] Desumi**
No beach date, either, probably.
**[06:14] Desumi**
But I can't exactly say no...
***SIGN*** Lifetime Soldier
**[06:21] Desumi's Father**
*Hey, Desumi!*
**[06:23] Desumi's Father**
*How ya doin'?*
**[06:24] Desumi**
Dad...
**[06:26] Desumi's father**
*Got a message from Bosslar-sama.*
**[06:29] Desumi's father**
*He's promotin' you, he said!*
**[06:31] Desumi's father**
*That's my perfect little girl!*
**[06:34] Desumi's little brother**
*One, two...*
**[06:36] Desumi's family**
*Congratulations, Sis!*
**[06:38] Desumi's father**
* Never thought we'd have a monster in our*
* very own family... It's a dream come true!*
**[06:43] Desumi's mother**
*Now, dear, don't cry...*
**[06:45] Desumi's father**
*I was a combatant all through to retirement,*
**[06:48] Desumi's father**
*so it's makin' me so happy...*
**[06:49] Desumi's mother**
*Give it your best, Desumi!*
**[06:52] Desumi**
Mom...
**[06:53] Desumi**
The truth is... I'm not sure I want...
**[06:56] Desumi's mother**
*And after seeing' how hard you been workin',*
**[06:58] Desumi's mother**
* your sister's finally started*
* comin' out of her shell.*
**[07:02] Desumi's mother**
*Go on, dear.*
**[07:02] Desumi's mother**
*Talk to your big sister.*
**[07:05] Urami**
*Big Sis.*
**[07:07] Desumi**
Urami...
**[07:08] Urami**
*I'm gonna join Gekko when I graduate.*
**[07:11] Urami**
* You better keep fightin',*
* even after you're a monster.*
**[07:14] Urami**
*You're my idol, Big Sis.*
**[07:20] Desumi**
I hear ya, Urami.
**[07:21] Desumi**
No worries.
**[07:23] Desumi's mother**
*See ya, Desumi!*
**[07:25] Desumi's mother**
*Take care of yourself!*
**[07:27] Siblings**
*See ya! Keep fightin', Big Sis!*
**[07:36] Desumi**
My Gekko teammates and my family
are all so happy for me...
**[07:41] Desumi**
They'll all be really upset if I
turn the promotion down, right?
**[07:50] Desumi**
I wonder what Fudo would say.
**[07:55] Desumi**
H-Hey!
***SIGN*** Fudo
**[07:58] Desumi**
F-Fudo?!
**[08:00] Desumi**
Wh-Whaddya want?!
**[08:02] Fudo**
*That adorable Hakata dialect!*
**[08:04] Fudo**
I was just thinking about you,
and I realized I wanted to hear your voice.
**[08:09] Fudo**
Is something up?
**[08:12] Fudo**
Your greeting was a little
bit different than usual.
**[08:13] Fudo**
* Your greeting was a little*
* bit different than usual.*
**[08:18] Fudo**
Nah, I'm sure I heard wrong.
**[08:20] Fudo**
Don't worry about it.
**[08:24] Fudo**
*Give me one hour!*
***SIGN*** I'm here, Desumi-san
**[08:44] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[08:56] Fudo**
I see.
**[08:57] Fudo**
They want to make you a monster.
**[08:59] Desumi**
Yeah, and combine me with a gorilla.
**[09:02] Fudo**
You'd be the world's cutest gorilla!
**[09:04] Desumi**
This is serious for me, okay?!
**[09:10] Desumi**
Hey, Fudo.
**[09:12] Desumi**
What do you think I should do?
**[09:14] Fudo**
It doesn't matter what I think.
**[09:16] Fudo**
What do *you* want to do?
**[09:19] Desumi**
*What* I *want to do...*
**[09:24] Desumi**
*Now that I think about it, this whole time,*
**[09:26] Desumi**
*I never even thought about it.*
***SIGN*** Gekko Interview Site
**[09:32] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[09:34] Fudo**
Your kindness toward everyone around you
is one of the things I love best about you.
**[09:39] Fudo**
But you should turn a little bit of that
kindness toward yourself every now and then.
**[09:46] Fudo**
Now, what do *you* want to do?
**[09:51] Desumi**
*That's right.*
**[09:54] Desumi**
*It is okay for me to choose, isn't it?*
**[09:58] Desumi**
*If I become a gorilla,*
**[10:01] Desumi**
* it's going to be harder to do my manicures,*
* my cooking, my handicrafts...*
**[10:06] Desumi**
It would make it harder
to see you, too, Fudo.
**[10:09] Desumi**
I want to go back to the
amusement park with you.
**[10:11] Desumi**
I want to have our afterschool date.
**[10:13] Desumi**
And I wouldn't feel comfortable going
to the beach in any body but this one.
**[10:17] Desumi**
I don't want to give up on any of that.
**[10:21] Desumi**
*Fudo...*
**[10:23] Desumi**
* Meeting you has made me want*
* to do so many new things.*
**[10:28] Desumi**
*If I was still the person I was before you,*
**[10:30] Desumi**
* I probably would have gone along with*
* what everyone else wanted for me.*
**[10:34] Desumi**
*But...*
**[10:37] Desumi**
*I'm sorry, everyone.*
**[10:39] Desumi**
*I can't become a gorilla yet!*
**[10:42] Desumi**
* I want to be able to keep*
* leaning on Fudo like this.*
**[10:51] Bosslar**
Wh-What?!
**[10:54] Bosslar**
What do you mean, you don't
want to become a monster?!
**[10:57] Desumi**
That's my decision.
**[10:59] Desumi**
I have no regrets.
**[11:00] Beast**
Are you freakin' nuts, Reaper?!
**[11:02] Culverin**
This is your chance to acquire *true* power!
**[11:05] Bosslar**
You reject your great leader's generous offer?!
**[11:09] Desumi**
Yes.
**[11:19] Bosslar**
Magnificent!
**[11:21] Bosslar**
You are truly a wonder, Reaper Princess!
**[11:23] Desumi**
Huh?
**[11:24] Bosslar**
Your style is to fight only with
your naturally-given gifts!
**[11:28] Bosslar**
Truly, you have the heart of a martial artist!
**[11:31] Bosslar**
You believe accepting the power of an animal
would be admitting your own weakness!
***SIGN*** Burned
**[11:38] Bosslar**
All right! A round of applause
for Reaper Princess!
**[11:41] Bosslar**
You all could learn a thing or two from her!
***SIGN*** I told them I didn't want to become a monster!!
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Thanks, Fudo
***SIGN*** You followed your heart
and turned them down!
***SIGN*** You're amazing, Desumi-san!
**[11:54] Combatant A**
Hey, it's Reaper Princess!
**[11:57] Combatant B**
She must have gotten her enhancement surgery!
**[11:59] Combatant A**
So that's what she looks like after
being combined with the gorilla?
**[12:03] Combatant B**
Yeah! She's more intimidating than ever!
**[12:08] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[12:22] Desumi**
Wow, the weather is great!
**[12:26] Desumi**
I'm all ready! Let's go!
**[12:29] Culverin**
One moment, Reaper Princess.
***SIGN*** Ack
**[12:32] Culverin**
What are you doing with that beach stuff?
**[12:34] Culverin**
Just because we're at the beach
doesn't mean it's a vacation.
**[12:38] Culverin**
Honestly.
**[12:39] Culverin**
Now, are you sure about
that tip you received?
**[12:42] Desumi**
Yes, sir!
**[12:43] Desumi**
Absolutely certain!
**[12:45] (Flashback) Desumi**
You mean it, Fudo?
**[12:47] (Flashback) Fudo**
Yeah.
**[12:47] ---**
**[12:48] (Flashback) Fudo**
This Saturday, we'll be doing a test drive
of King Gelato Robo at Shonan Beach.
**[12:48] ---**
**[12:50] ---**
**[12:53] ---**
**[12:54] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[12:56] Narrator**
* King Gelato Robo is a 12-piece combining*
* robot designed to fight giant monsters!*
**[13:03] (Flashback) Desumi**
The beach...
**[13:05] (Flashback) Desumi**
Does that mean...
**[13:06] (Flashback) Fudo**
Yes!
**[13:07] (Flashback) Fudo**
It's our chance for a beach date at last!
**[13:11] (Flashback) Desumi**
That's great, Fudo!
***SIGN*** Sparkle
**[13:12] (Flashback) Desumi**
I can't wait for Saturday!
**[13:20] (Flashback) Desumi**
Hello? Is this Bear-sama?
**[13:22] (Flashback) Desumi**
I've just gotten a secret
tip about the heroes' activities.
***SIGN*** Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
Reaper Princess
(Swimsuit Provided)
**[13:25] Desumi**
But it appears the heroes
have not yet arrived.
**[13:30] Culverin**
Then you should make careful
preparations for their arrival.
**[13:33] Culverin**
Our mission is to investigate
and demolish the heroes' robot.
***SIGN*** Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
Culverin Bear & Steel Princess
(Swimsuits Provided)
**[13:38] Culverin**
It's important to act
carefully and discreetly.
**[13:41] Steel**
This is a combined mission
between our three squadrons.
**[13:44] Steel**
Let's all work together,
Reaper-san, Beast-sa—
**[13:50] Steel**
Oh? Why are you hiding behind those rocks?
**[13:53] Beast**
I a-ain't hidin'!
**[13:56] Beast**
I just...
**[13:58] Beast**
Well...
***SIGN*** Majima
**[14:00] Beast**
Don't my outfit seem a little
different from what you guys got?
***SIGN*** Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
Beast Princess
(Swimsuit Provided)
**[14:03] Steel**
Certainly not.
**[14:04] Steel**
It looks wonderful on you.
**[14:05] Desumi**
Yes!
**[14:06] Beast**
Y-You think?
**[14:10] Beast**
Hey, Steel.
**[14:12] Beast**
Don't stand next to me.
**[14:13] Beast**
Buzz off!
**[14:14] Steel**
But why? We should work together!
**[14:16] Beast**
Just get lost, damn it!
**[14:40] Culverin**
Retreat! Retreat!
**[14:45] Professor**
Oh, sorry!
**[14:46] Professor**
I accidentally fired the missiles!
**[14:49] Fudo**
They didn't hit anybody.
**[14:51] Fudo**
I don't... think.
**[14:53] Fudo**
Probably.
**[14:55] Beast**
They anticipated our sabotage mission.
**[14:58] Beast**
A submarine...
**[15:00] Beast**
Is that a part of their giant robot?
**[15:04] Misaki**
It's so much nicer out here than in there!
**[15:10] Haru**
Misaki-san, no beer!
**[15:11] Misaki**
Oh, chill out.
**[15:13] Misaki**
As long as we're at the beach...
**[15:14] Haru**
No way!
**[15:15] Haru**
We're not here to have fun!
**[15:17] Professor**
Now, now.
**[15:18] Professor**
None of that, Misaki-kun.
**[15:21] Professor**
That one's still warm.
***SIGN*** Ta-dah
**[15:24] Professor**
You'll want to drink these.
**[15:26] Haru**
Professor...
**[15:27] Professor**
Now, now, Haru-kun.
**[15:29] Professor**
I know we're doing a test drive,
**[15:30] Professor**
but it's just for Gelato Submarine.
**[15:33] Professor**
And this one just forms the robot's calf,
**[15:37] Professor**
so it's not exactly essential.
**[15:39] Haru**
*Then why did you make it?!*
**[15:41] Beast**
Red's coming here!
**[15:50] Beast**
What's the plan, Reaper?
**[15:52] Beast**
You think we can handle
the mission on our own?
**[15:54] Beast**
H-Hey!
**[15:57] Desumi**
Found you, Fudo!
**[16:00] Fudo**
Oh, Desumi-sa—
**[16:11] Desumi**
Wh-What's wrong, Fudo?
**[16:12] Desumi**
Hey!
**[16:15] Fudo**
I was so taken aback by your
loveliness that I forgot to breathe!
**[16:18] Desumi**
Cut it out! You scared me!
**[16:22] Desumi**
Don't stare at me like that!
**[16:25] Desumi**
I didn't choose the outfit myself,
but it's a little embarrassing...
***SIGN*** Oh so precious
**[16:28] Fudo**
*Oh so precious!*
**[16:36] Fudo**
Now, let's have the beach date of our dreams!
**[16:41] Desumi**
That reminds me...
There was something I wanted to try.
**[16:45] Fudo**
Okay! Let's do it!
**[16:47] Beast**
* She intends to execute the*
* plan completely on her own.*
**[16:50] Beast**
*Reaper Princess is truly impressive.*
**[16:52] Beast**
* Meanwhile, I always get*
* stuck evaluating risk...*
**[16:57] Beast**
*That's the difference between us.*
**[17:00] Beast**
*But... that ends today!*
**[17:03] Beast**
*I, Beast Princess, A.K.A. Kiki Majima,*
**[17:06] Beast**
*will finally gain some respect—*
**[17:18] Beast**
*She's torturing him!*
***SIGN*** She's torturing him!!!
**[17:20] Desumi**
Well?
**[17:21] Desumi**
Can't move now, can you?
**[17:23] Fudo**
I can't!
**[17:24] Beast**
*Reaper Princess... She truly is merciless!*
**[17:27] Desumi**
And there's one other thing
I really wanted to do!
**[17:29] Beast**
*Sh-She's not finished yet?!*
**[17:33] Desumi**
All ready?
***SIGN*** Menace
**[17:43] Beast**
*She's gonna smash his head open!*
***SIGN*** She's gonna smash his head open!!
***SIGN*** She smashed it!!
**[17:48] Beast**
*She smashed it!*
**[17:53] Hayato**
Hey, cutie!
**[17:56] Beast**
Hang on!
**[17:57] Hayato**
Truly, is this not destiny?
**[17:59] Beast**
H-Hang on.
**[18:00] Beast**
I know you...
**[18:02] Beast**
You're Blue Gelato!
**[18:04] Hayato**
Wow! You know me?
**[18:06] Hayato**
That's fantastic!
**[18:08] Hayato**
Come enjoy your summer with a celebrity!
**[18:11] Beast**
You're every bit the pig I'd heard...
**[18:14] Beast**
Hands off!
**[18:17] Beast**
Where's Reaper?
**[18:19] ---**
**[18:20] ---**
**[18:21] ---**
**[18:21] Beast**
*She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!*
***SIGN*** She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
**[18:25] Hayato**
Hey.
**[18:25] Hayato**
Just admit you want a piece of this.
**[18:29] Hayato**
Come back, my sweet honey!
**[18:30] ---**
**[18:31] ---**
**[18:39] Misaki**
I gotta say...
**[18:41] Misaki**
Desumi-chan, you said you were
Fudo's friend or something...
**[18:45] Misaki**
But it looks to *me* like you're dating.
***SIGN*** grin
***SIGN*** grin
**[18:49] Desumi**
A-Are not!
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
**[18:52] Misaki**
So dang cute!
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
***SIGN*** shake
**[18:56] Daigo**
I made chilled noodles.
**[18:58] Misaki**
That's our boy!
**[19:00] Haru**
Let's eat!
**[19:02] Daigo**
Join us.
**[19:03] Desumi**
Oh, thanks.
**[19:14] Misaki**
Wow!
**[19:15] Haru**
Fireworks!
**[19:19] Professor**
Surprise!
**[19:38] Haru**
They're so pretty!
**[19:39] Misaki**
Well done, Professor!
**[19:43] Professor**
So much smoke!
**[19:47] Misaki**
So you're the one I have to thank?
**[19:50] Desumi**
Thank?
**[19:51] Misaki**
Fudo's become a better man than before.
**[19:57] Misaki**
And he's sharing more sides of himself.
**[20:00] Misaki**
I think that's because of you, Desumi-chan.
**[20:08] Fudo**
Are you watching, Desumi-san?
**[20:10] Fudo**
Isn't it beautiful?
**[20:11] Desumi**
Yes, it is, Fudo!
***SIGN*** Handheld
200 Sparklers
**[20:18] Haru**
Look what we bought!
**[20:19] Haru**
Let's all do them together!
**[20:21] Fudo**
Okay!
**[20:22] Misaki**
Sounds great!
**[20:29] Desumi**
*Fudo...*
**[20:30] Desumi**
*You really are an amazing man...*
**[20:34] Desumi**
*Since I first started going out with you,*
**[20:37] Desumi**
* it's been nothing but*
* wonderful things every day!*
**[20:43] Professor**
I hope the young people
are enjoying themselves.
**[20:47] Professor**
Now, time to fire the final show-stopper.
***SIGN*** clunk
**[20:56] Beast**
Finally lost him...
**[20:58] Beast**
Talk about persistent!
**[20:59] Reaper**
Hey, Beast!
**[21:02] Beast**
Reaper?
**[21:04] Beast**
* After all she did to Red,*
* it's like nothing happened.*
**[21:07] Beast**
*But of course,*
**[21:09] Beast**
*not even she could destroy the whole robot—*
**[21:14] Beast**
*She freaking did it!*
***SIGN*** She freaking did it!
**[21:16] Desumi**
That last firework was a really big one!
**[21:19] Beast**
*She really knows no bounds!*
**[21:24] Desumi**
What a wonderful day it's been!
**[23:15] Daigo**
She's...
**[23:29] All**
It looks delicious!
**[23:31] Beast**
Liar!
***SIGN*** Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
**[23:33] Beast**
Episode 7 is gonna be
"Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made."
**[23:37] Beast**
So watch it, okay?
**[23:41] ---**
**[23:43] ---**
**[23:45] ---**
**[23:47] ---**
**[23:49] ---**
**[23:51] ---**
**[23:53] ---**
# E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGPGW9/desumi-magahara-is-the-monster-i-made)
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**[00:15] Haru**
Misaki-san! All done for the day?
**[00:18] Misaki**
Yeah, I'm checking out.
**[00:19] Misaki**
What?
**[00:20] Misaki**
Daigo, you're still here?
**[00:22] Daigo**
Yeah, Fudo is working the late shift.
**[00:24] Daigo**
I decided to make him some rations.
**[00:27] Misaki**
Truly impressive as ever!
**[00:30] Haru**
All that on top of scouting
out new heroes for the team.
**[00:33] Haru**
You must be very busy!
**[00:36] Daigo**
It's not a problem.
**[00:38] Misaki**
Well, Daigo?
**[00:40] Misaki**
Feel like scouting *me*
as a companion for life?
**[00:43] Daigo**
*Indifference...*
***SIGN*** Indifference
**[00:45] Misaki**
At least don't ignore me!
**[00:47] Misaki**
You're making me cry!
**[00:48] Daigo**
Workplace relationships are off-limits.
**[00:51] Misaki**
As if I don't know that! You goody-goody!
**[00:54] Haru**
Daigo-san is completely unflappable.
**[00:56] Haru**
He's calm by nature,
and levelheaded in combat.
**[01:01] Haru**
He never loses his cool... unlike me.
**[01:05] Misaki**
Yeah. Psychologically speaking,
Daigo is our organization's rock.
**[01:14] Daigo**
I brought dinner.
**[01:16] Fudo**
Thank you, Daigo-san.
**[01:18] Daigo**
Working hard?
**[01:20] Fudo**
I'm writing an exchange diary!
**[01:22] Daigo**
Oh. With the girl who
visited you at the beach?
**[01:25] Fudo**
That's right. I never introduced
the two of you, did I?
**[01:28] Fudo**
Her name is Desumi-san—
***SIGN*** Crash
**[01:31] Fudo**
Daigo-san?
**[01:34] Daigo**
D-Desu... Desu...
**[01:38] Daigo**
Desu...mi...
**[01:39] Fudo**
A-Are you all right?!
**[01:41] Daigo**
Desumi... Magahara...
**[01:45] Fudo**
Daigo-san?
**[01:46] Fudo**
Daigo-san?!
***SIGN*** Infirmary
***SIGN*** Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
**[03:24] Fudo**
Here, some water.
**[03:26] Daigo**
It's appreciated.
**[03:37] Fudo**
Daigo-san...
**[03:38] Fudo**
It's hard to believe, but do
you already know Desumi-san?
**[03:43] Daigo**
Yes.
**[03:44] Fudo**
That's right, you were also born in Hakata.
**[03:48] Fudo**
Do you have some kind of history with her?
**[03:55] Daigo**
Desumi Magahara is the monster I made.
**[04:00] Fudo**
Are you saying you knew her as a child?!
**[04:04] Fudo**
Tell me everything!
***SIGN*** Intense
**[04:06] Fudo**
Everything about Desumi-san
that I don't already know!
**[04:10] Daigo**
It's a truly terrifying story.
**[04:12] Daigo**
I'd prefer you not ask unless
you're prepared for the worst.
**[04:14] Fudo**
That's ridiculous!
**[04:16] Fudo**
I'm prepared for anything!
**[04:19] Daigo**
Very well.
**[04:21] Daigo**
I'll tell you, then...
**[04:22] Daigo**
Of the day that the
"Land of Demons," Fukuoka,
**[04:24] Daigo**
became the home of a true demon.
***SIGN*** Oda-Style
Karate
**[04:31] Daigo**
This was ten years ago.
***SIGN*** Oda-Style Karate
**[04:33] Daigo**
I was still in middle school then.
**[04:40] Daigo**
I was a promising talent
at a famous karate school.
**[04:46] Daigo**
I had no rivals among the older
students, let alone among my peers.
**[04:50] Daigo**
I believed myself the best in the prefecture.
**[04:53] Daigo**
And then... she arrived.
**[04:58] (Flashback) Instructor**
This is Desumi Magahara. She's seven.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Instructor**
Give her your best, everyone.
***SIGN*** Oh so cute
**[05:03] Fudo**
Oh so cute...
**[05:04] Daigo**
I'll ask you not to smile
and stare absently, please.
**[05:07] Daigo**
There's far more to the story.
**[05:09] Daigo**
These were the first words out of her mouth:
**[05:12] (Flashback) Desumi**
I try to play with stuff an' always break it.
**[05:15] (Flashback) Desumi**
I'm gonna try hard not to break nothin' here!
**[05:17] (Flashback) Dojo Student A**
Well, look at that little terror!
**[05:25] (Flashback) Instructor**
Daigo, look after her, would you?
**[05:32] (Flashback) Daigo**
Young Desu, was it?
**[05:34] (Flashback) Daigo**
I'd like to see what you can do.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Daigo**
Give me a hit, right here.
**[05:37] (Flashback) Desumi**
A hit?
**[05:39] (Flashback) Desumi**
What's that? Like a punch?
**[05:41] (Flashback) Daigo**
Yes, that's right.
**[05:42] (Flashback) Desumi**
Like this?
**[05:48] (Flashback) Daigo's mother**
Upsy-daisy!
**[05:51] (Flashback) Daigo's grandmother**
Dai-chan chose the chopsticks!
**[05:56] (Flashback) Daigo's father**
You're going to start learning karate today.
***SIGN*** Gasp!!
**[06:00] Daigo**
*D-Did my life just flash before my eyes?*
***SIGN*** knock
knock
***SIGN*** knock
knock
**[06:03] Daigo**
* I, the strongest in the dojo,*
* was nearly killed by a second-grader?!*
***SIGN*** knock
knock
**[06:06] (Flashback) Desumi**
Sorry. It didn't hurt too bad, did it?
**[06:09] (Flashback) Daigo**
It was an excellent straight punch,
but it didn't even faze me.
**[06:13] (Flashback) Desumi**
S-So cool!
**[06:15] (Flashback) Desumi**
You're the first thing I couldn't break!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Desumi**
Can I hit you again?!
**[06:20] (Flashback) Daigo**
N-Not... today.
**[06:22] (Flashback) Daigo**
I don't want you hurting your fists.
**[06:26] (Flashback) Desumi**
Let's play again, Daigo-niichan!
**[06:31] Fudo**
Little Desumi-san is everything
I'd expect! A true child prodigy!
**[06:34] Daigo**
I didn't entirely believe it at the time.
**[06:38] Daigo**
I chalked it up to dumb luck.
**[06:40] Daigo**
But then, the next day...
**[06:44] (Flashback) Daigo**
Good morning.
**[06:46] (Flashback) Daigo**
Instructor, why are you taking down the sign?
**[06:49] (Flashback) Instructor**
I'm sorry, but I'm closing the dojo.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Instructor**
I was trying to train a second-grader...
**[06:58] (Flashback) Instructor**
and she actually *beat* me.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Instructor**
I'm a failure as an instructor.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Instructor**
I'm going to become a hermit.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Daigo**
There's no way...
**[07:13] (Flashback) Desumi**
Daigo-niichan!
**[07:15] (Flashback) Daigo**
Young Desu?
**[07:17] (Flashback) Desumi**
I heard the dojo was goin' away.
**[07:22] (Flashback) Desumi**
This is always what happens.
**[07:26] (Flashback) Desumi**
Every place where I have fun
**[07:28] (Flashback) Desumi**
always goes away...
**[07:41] (Flashback) Daigo**
Don't worry, Young Desu.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Daigo**
I'll train you.
**[07:46] (Flashback) Daigo**
So please, no more tears.
**[07:50] (Flashback) Desumi**
Daigo-niichan!
***SIGN*** Fair and Equal
**[07:53] (Flashback) Daigo**
Starting today, I will be your teacher.
**[07:58] Daigo**
I had no way of knowing this at the time,
**[08:01] Daigo**
but that was the moment
I'd opened Pandora's box.
**[08:18] (Flashback) Daigo**
You've improved quite a lot.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Daigo**
But I fear you're a long
way from catching up to me.
**[08:23] Daigo**
I was desperate to save face as her teacher.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Desumi**
You're so strong, Instructor!
**[08:30] Daigo**
But all I did was stoke her enthusiasm.
**[08:34] Daigo**
I worked desperately to make myself stronger
**[08:36] Daigo**
just to keep her from killing me.
**[08:38] Fudo**
So Desumi-san is the reason
why you're so strong!
**[08:42] Daigo**
And as the days passed...
**[08:46] (Flashback) Punk A**
Hey! You Desumi Magahara?
**[08:53] (Flashback) Punk B**
Looks like your average
middle schooler to me.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Punk C**
But takin' her down'll be our ticket to fame!
**[09:01] Daigo**
Rumors spread like wildfire,
**[09:03] Daigo**
and soon, Young Desu was forced
to deal with hooligans constantly.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Desumi**
I gotta make dinner for
my little brothers today.
**[09:10] (Flashback) Desumi**
Mind givin' me a break?
**[09:12] (Flashback) Punk B**
Too bad, girlie!
**[09:13] (Flashback) Punk B**
Your little bros'll have
to go hungry tonight!
**[09:18] Daigo**
And soon, Young Desu became known
as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori.
**[09:24] Fudo**
What a fun nickname!
**[09:26] Fudo**
I'll tease her about it
in our exchange diary.
**[09:30] Daigo**
Then, during the last
winter of high school,
**[09:32] Daigo**
my parents divorced,
and I had to move to Tokyo.
**[09:38] Daigo**
But I had one last piece
of business to take care of.
**[09:47] Daigo**
Settling things with Young Desu!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Desumi**
It's been forever, Daigo-niichan!
**[09:53] (Flashback) Desumi**
Where ya been?
**[09:54] (Flashback) Daigo**
Listen closely, Young Desu.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Daigo**
This will be our final practice.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Daigo**
Let us both give it all we have.
**[10:05] Daigo**
* I've been training hard for so*
* long in anticipation of this day.*
**[10:10] Daigo**
*I made this monster. Now I must slay it!*
**[10:16] (Flashback) Daigo**
Let's begin!
**[10:18] Daigo**
Two minutes later, I lay upon the
ground like a tattered rag.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Desumi**
We said we wouldn't take
it easy on each other,
**[10:26] (Flashback) Desumi**
but you totally held back on me.
**[10:27] Daigo**
*I swear to God, I didn't.*
**[10:30] (Flashback) Daigo**
What kind of instructor could
go all-out on his student?
**[10:34] Daigo**
*What a fool I am.*
**[10:37] (Flashback) Daigo**
Farewell, Young Desu.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Desumi**
Daigo-niichan!
**[10:42] (Flashback) Desumi**
Will I ever see you again?
**[10:44] Daigo**
*You will not.*
**[10:45] (Flashback) Desumi**
When we meet again, will we practice
together again, like we did today?
**[10:49] Daigo**
*Absolutely not.*
**[10:50] (Flashback) Desumi**
When we do, I promise to go
all-out for the first time!
**[10:54] Daigo**
*She wasn't even going all-out back there?*
**[10:55] Daigo**
*Terrifying...*
**[10:56] Daigo (Echo)**
*Terrifying...*
**[10:58] Daigo**
I left for Tokyo like a man on the run,
**[11:01] Daigo**
and was scouted to be a hero.
**[11:04] Daigo**
It appears the memories
were so frightening to me,
**[11:07] Daigo**
I unconsciously sealed them away.
**[11:09] Daigo**
It's pathetic, I'm sure.
**[11:11] Daigo**
But I can't believe she's here in Tokyo.
**[11:15] Daigo**
What in the world brought her here?
**[11:17] Fudo**
*It's because she's a Gekko executive!*
**[11:19] Daigo**
She didn't seem to recognize
me during the barbecue,
**[11:24] Daigo**
but it's only a matter of time
until she figures out who I am.
**[11:27] Daigo**
I wonder. Does she still have the power
that earned her the "Reaper" nickname?
**[11:32] Fudo**
M-Most likely.
**[11:34] Daigo**
I see.
**[11:35] Daigo**
Then I must prepare myself.
**[11:38] Daigo**
Fudo, you are aware that workplace
romance is forbidden here, correct?
**[11:41] Fudo**
Yes.
**[11:42] Daigo**
Listen to me.
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[11:43] Daigo**
You need to break up with her at once.
**[11:47] Fudo**
What?
**[11:48] Daigo**
I am going to find Desumi Magahara—
**[11:51] Fudo**
D-Daigo-san?
**[11:53] Daigo**
—and s-scout her for our team!
**[11:55] Fudo**
What?!
**[11:57] Fudo**
You're having trouble even saying it.
**[11:59] Daigo**
Of course I'm having trouble.
**[12:00] Daigo**
Th-The thought of even
talking to Young Desu—
**[12:02] Daigo**
The thought of even talking
to her terrifies me!
**[12:05] Daigo**
But this is all for the sake of world peace!
***SIGN*** Desperation
**[12:10] Daigo**
As the person in charge of personnel
scouting for a hero organization,
**[12:13] Daigo**
I cannot simply neglect to pursue her talent!
**[12:17] Fudo**
*Desumi-san... part of Gelato 5?*
**[12:19] Desumi**
I'm Black Gelato! Nice to work with you!
**[12:22] Desumi (Echo)**
Black Gelato!
***SIGN*** Oh so cute
**[12:23] Fudo**
*Oh so cute!*
**[12:25] Daigo**
Fudo!
**[12:26] Daigo**
First, I need to learn more about her.
**[12:28] Daigo**
Come with me.
**[12:30] Fudo**
*I think...*
**[12:32] Fudo**
* this might end up being*
* more trouble than expected.*
**[12:37] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
***SIGN*** Gusco
**[12:51] Fudo**
N-Now, Daigo-san.
**[12:53] Fudo**
Allow me to officially introduce...
**[12:55] Fudo**
Desumi-san.
**[12:57] Desumi**
It's been so long, Daigo-niichan!
**[13:00] Desumi**
How ya been?
**[13:02] Daigo**
Fine.
**[13:03] Daigo**
You appear to be well, as well.
***SIGN*** Tremble
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[13:07] narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[13:08] narrator**
* Desumi-phobic Green Gelato,*
* A.K.A. Daigo Todoroki,*
**[13:12] narrator**
* has decided to risk life and*
* limb to scout Desumi as a hero!*
**[13:18] Desumi**
That sure was some surprise!
**[13:20] Desumi**
I never thought you'd turn out
to be a member of Gelato 5!
**[13:24] Desumi**
I didn't recognize you at
the barbecue at all, either!
**[13:27] Desumi**
It's gotta be 'cause you
changed your last name, huh?
**[13:30] Desumi**
Boy, that takes me back!
**[13:32] Desumi**
I can't forget those days
we spent trainin' together.
**[13:35] Desumi**
Daigo-niichan!
**[13:37] Daigo**
I-Indeed.
**[13:40] Desumi**
I know!
**[13:42] Desumi**
You oughta train me again,
just like old times!
**[13:46] Desumi**
I think I've maybe even grown a
little bit stronger since then!
**[13:50] Daigo**
A-Actually...
**[13:52] Fudo**
Come on now, Desumi-san.
**[13:54] Fudo**
Daigo-san is a busy man.
**[13:56] Fudo**
You mustn't make demands on his time.
**[13:58] Daigo**
*Fudo...*
***SIGN*** Relief
**[14:00] Desumi**
That's true.
***SIGN*** Disappointment...
**[14:01] Desumi**
I was just so surprised to see you again...
**[14:03] Desumi**
I'm sorry for getting carried way.
**[14:06] Fudo**
Do you think you could do it after all?
**[14:08] Daigo**
Fudo!
**[14:09] Desumi**
That's it!
**[14:11] Desumi**
I'll get something from the drink bar!
**[14:16] Fudo**
Are you all right, Daigo-san?
**[14:19] Daigo**
Trauma isn't something you
can shrug off so easily.
**[14:23] Daigo**
Are you really dating?
**[14:28] Daigo**
She isn't coercing you, is she?
**[14:31] Daigo**
She's not threatening to kill you
if you don't go out with her?
**[14:34] Fudo**
You're making me angry, Daigo-san.
**[14:36] Fudo**
You can trust in one thing:
**[14:39] Fudo**
I truly, truly love Desumi-san.
**[14:50] Desumi**
Y-You're making me blush, Fudo.
**[14:53] Fudo**
Y-You heard that, Desumi-san?
**[14:56] Desumi**
Th-That green tea cake looks delicious.
**[15:01] Fudo**
Would you like a bite?
**[15:03] Desumi**
Aah...
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[15:07] Desumi**
H-Hang on a minute!
**[15:09] Desumi**
It's too soon for us to do such things!
**[15:11] Desumi**
That would be an indirect kiss, remember?!
**[15:14] Fudo**
You're so bashful, Desumi-san!
**[15:17] Daigo**
Perhaps it's time to get down to business.
**[15:19] Desumi**
Oh, right...
**[15:21] Desumi**
You were wantin' somethin'
from me, right, Daigo-niichan?
**[15:25] Daigo**
Desumi Magahara...
**[15:27] Daigo**
I've come here to scout you for Gelato 5.
**[15:33] Daigo**
The power you possess
should be used for justice.
**[15:37] Desumi**
Me? A member of Gelato 5?
**[15:40] Fudo**
Daigo-san. About that...
**[15:45] Desumi**
*If I was...*
**[15:48] Desumi**
*Could we be together all the time, then?*
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee...
***SIGN*** Scoop!!
Red & Black
***SIGN*** Announce Their Relationship!!
**[15:56] Desumi**
*And not only that!*
**[15:58] Desumi**
* We could date in public,*
* without fear of scandal!*
**[16:04] Daigo**
What do you say, Young Desu?
**[16:18] Desumi**
I'm sorry, Daigo-niichan.
**[16:21] Desumi**
I would love to accept your offer,
**[16:22] Desumi**
but I just can't.
**[16:24] Daigo**
Why not?
**[16:25] Daigo**
What objections could you have?
***SIGN*** Gelato 5
New Employee Guide
You Could Be the Sixth!
**[16:27] Daigo**
We offer paid vacation.
**[16:30] Desumi**
I'm more than happy where I am.
**[16:33] Desumi**
I think bein' any happier would
earn me some karmic retribution.
**[16:37] Desumi**
Besides, I've got my hands full with Gekko—
**[16:41] Fudo**
With *get-going* to school every day, she said!
**[16:44] Fudo**
Right, Desumi-san?
**[16:46] Desumi**
*That's right!*
**[16:47] Desumi**
*I can't say that, not even to Daigo-niichan!*
**[16:50] Desumi**
I'm sorry, Fudo.
**[16:52] Desumi**
I was careless.
**[16:53] Fudo**
Yes. We should both be careful.
**[16:56] Fudo**
B-But...
**[16:58] Fudo**
*Her lips are so soft!*
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Gelato 5 New Employee Guide
You Could Be the Sixth!
Generous Benefits
***SIGN*** bap bap
***SIGN*** bap bap
**[17:11] Daigo**
* What in the world am I*
* being forced to look at?*
**[17:15] Daigo**
* Is this truly Desumi Magahara, the girl*
* once feared as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori?*
**[17:23] Daigo**
*Back when I knew you,*
**[17:24] Daigo**
*you always seemed lonely, and somehow bored.*
**[17:28] Daigo**
* You had the air of a woman*
* isolated by her supremacy.*
**[17:33] Desumi**
Say, "Aah"!
**[17:33] Daigo**
*Quite frankly...*
**[17:34] Daigo**
* I sense none of that air of invincibility*
* you projected back in the day.*
**[17:39] Fudo**
Aah...
**[17:41] Daigo**
*Love has made you weak!*
***SIGN*** Desumi
**[17:46] Daigo**
* And in that time, I have continued*
* training via my battles against evil.*
**[17:53] Daigo**
*That's right, Daigo Todoroki!*
**[17:56] Daigo**
*What need is there to fear her now?*
**[17:58] Daigo**
*You can win!*
**[18:00] Daigo**
*Now is the time to defeat Young Desu,*
**[18:02] Daigo**
*and conquer your trauma!*
**[18:05] Fudo**
Daigo-san?
**[18:07] Daigo**
Step out with me, Young Desu.
**[18:09] Daigo**
I shall fight you, as you wished.
**[18:18] Fudo**
Daigo-san...
**[18:20] Fudo**
Why do you have to fight Desumi-san?
**[18:22] Daigo**
Silence, Fudo.
**[18:24] Daigo**
Are you ready, Young Desu?
**[18:26] Daigo**
If you defeat me in this match, I'll give
up on scouting you for our team.
**[18:30] Desumi**
That's not fair!
**[18:31] Desumi**
There's no way I could possibly defeat you!
**[18:33] Daigo**
And... If I win...
**[18:37] Daigo**
You will give up on your
relationship with Fudo,
**[18:40] Daigo**
and join Gelato 5.
**[18:44] Desumi**
Give up on my relationship with Fudo?
**[18:46] Daigo**
Yes.
**[18:47] Daigo**
Because workplace relationships
are forbidden.
**[18:58] Desumi**
Shoulda told me you had a rule like that.
**[19:05] Desumi**
If that's what you're tellin' me...
**[19:07] Desumi**
This is one battle I can't afford to lose.
***SIGN*** Terror
**[19:12] Narrator**
*Suddenly and unconsciously,*
**[19:14] Narrator**
* Daigo Todoroki activated*
* his suit's transformation!*
**[19:15] Changer**
*Five!*
**[19:19] Narrator**
*The result:*
**[19:20] Narrator**
*He just barely escaped with his life!*
**[19:24] Fudo**
Are you all right, Daigo-san?!
**[19:27] Desumi**
You went easy on me again.
**[19:31] Daigo**
* Even after I transformed,*
* you still think that?*
**[19:34] Fudo**
I wanted to stop her,
**[19:36] Fudo**
but I found myself entranced
by her beautiful moves!
**[19:40] Daigo**
*And you're always so honest.*
**[19:44] Daigo**
*What in the world kind of couple is this?*
**[19:48] Daigo**
*How terrifying...*
**[19:48] Daigo (Echo)**
*How terrifying...*
**[19:51] Daigo**
It's a reunion with my pupil
after so long, after all.
**[19:55] Daigo**
I wanted to give you a win.
**[19:59] Daigo**
*And who in the world am I, saying all this?*
**[20:04] Daigo**
Never mind.
**[20:06] Daigo**
For now, we'll say it's my defeat.
**[20:11] Daigo**
But, Young Desu...
**[20:12] Daigo**
Promise me one thing.
**[20:16] Daigo**
There are many forces out there that
would seek out power like yours.
**[20:21] Daigo**
If you are to join one of them,
see that it is not Gekko.
**[20:35] Desumi**
It really is a problem.
**[20:37] Desumi**
Does your whole organization
just assume we're a couple?
**[20:42] Fudo**
Yeah... Misaki-neesan is
spreading the rumor everywhere.
**[20:46] Misaki**
They're totally dating!
**[20:50] Desumi**
We have been a little too comfortable lately.
**[20:53] Desumi**
Maybe we need to put some barriers back up.
**[20:56] Desumi**
No more PDA, for one thing.
**[20:58] Fudo**
R-Right.
**[21:01] Fudo**
You're right, Desumi-san.
***SIGN*** Grin Grin
**[21:07] Fudo**
What is it?
**[21:09] Desumi**
You're a little upset about that, huh?
**[21:13] Fudo**
I-I'm just being serious!
**[21:15] Fudo**
Don't tease—
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[21:21] Fudo**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[21:22] Desumi**
For instance, if I ever try
to do something like this...
**[21:25] Desumi**
Don't be afraid to push me off, okay?
**[21:28] Fudo**
*Oh... Oh so cute!*
***SIGN*** Oh so cute
***SIGN*** Crash
**[23:22] Fudo**
Daigo-san!
**[23:26] Daigo**
N-N-Next...
**[23:29] Daigo**
Next time: "Everybody Has a Secret or Two"!
***SIGN*** Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
**[23:33] Daigo**
See you then.
**[23:36] Fudo**
Daigo-san!
# E8 - Everybody Has a Secret or Two
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7ZGW/everybody-has-a-secret-or-two)
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**[00:00] Misaki**
I got basically no sleep last night!
**[00:01] Fudo**
Good morning.
**[00:02] Haru**
Really?
**[00:03] Haru**
G-Good morning, Senpai!
**[00:05] Misaki**
Morning.
**[00:06] Misaki**
Oh, Fudo.
**[00:08] Misaki**
Here, it's addressed to you.
**[00:10] Misaki**
You can tell, right? I've got
major bags under my eyes.
**[00:13] Haru**
I can see them!
**[00:14] Haru**
It's so important to get
proper sleep at night.
**[00:19] Haru**
Senpai?
**[00:20] Misaki**
What's up? You look like you've seen a ghost.
**[00:22] Fudo**
N-N-Nothing!
***SIGN*** I know everything
**[00:30] Fudo**
*Desumi-san, we've got a problem.*
***SIGN*** Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
**[02:07] Friend A**
You're so awesome, Desumi.
**[02:09] Friend A**
You always make your own lunches?
**[02:11] Desumi**
It's not so hard once you get used to it.
**[02:13] Friend A**
Really?
**[02:23] Anna**
Sorry, Desucchi. Mouth slipped.
**[02:27] Friend B**
Are you all right, Desumi?
***SIGN*** Rattled...
**[02:29] Desumi**
W-Well... I'm pretty used to it by now...
**[02:32] Friend A**
That makes it even worse!
***SIGN*** Terror
**[02:35] Anna**
What? You got a problem?
**[02:38] Friend A**
No...
**[02:40] Kiki**
You bet we got a problem.
**[02:44] Kiki**
You're always pickin' on Reaper—
**[02:45] Kiki**
on Desumi Magahara.
**[02:48] Kiki**
Sounds like someone needs a little
help learning right from wrong.
**[02:51] Friend A**
Student council president!
**[02:53] Friend B**
Discipline officer!
***SIGN*** Beast Princess, A.K.A.
Kiki Majima
***SIGN*** Steel Princess, A.K.A.
Kyoko Kuroyuri
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess, A.K.A.
Desumi Magahara
**[02:55] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[02:56] Narrator**
*On Gekko's orders,*
**[02:58] Narrator**
* the Princess Series,*
* including Reaper Princess,*
**[03:02] Narrator**
*all attend the same school!*
**[03:05] Kiki**
And why don't you ever stand up for yourself?
**[03:08] Kiki**
Give as good as you get once in a while.
**[03:10] Desumi**
Well, it's just a rice ball. No big deal.
**[03:13] Kyoko**
Really? It's not?
**[03:16] Kiki**
Knock it off! You're gonna
make everything worse!
**[03:20] Kiki**
Well, anyway...
**[03:22] Kiki**
Hojo of Class 2-B.
**[03:24] Kiki**
Your skirt length, nails, earrings,
and just about everything else
**[03:28] Kiki**
are in violation of school rules!
**[03:29] Kiki**
Come to the guidance office later!
**[03:30] Anna**
Meh, sounds dumb.
**[03:32] Anna**
You guys must be starved
for romantic attention.
**[03:35] Kiki**
Am not!
***SIGN*** No attention
**[03:38] Anna**
When it comes to rice
balls or anything else...
**[03:40] Anna**
I get what I want, no matter what it takes.
**[03:47] Anna**
And right now, what I want most is...
**[03:52] Anna**
What do you think?
**[03:54] Desumi**
Well...
**[03:57] Anna**
It's a secret.
**[03:58] Anna**
You don't get to know, Desucchi.
**[04:03] Kiki**
What's her problem?
**[04:05] Kiki**
What kind of loser keeps secrets, anyway?
**[04:07] Desumi**
Now, now. Everybody has a secret or two.
**[04:10] Kiki**
What?!
**[04:11] Kiki**
It's that happy-go-lucky attitude
that makes you a target, y'know!
***SIGN*** If you don't want me to make this picture public,
come to Central Park tomorrow at 8 PM
**[04:26] Anna**
Hey!
**[04:31] Anna**
You really came, huh? Hilarious.
**[04:35] Fudo**
A-Are you the one who sent me this?
**[04:40] Anna**
Correct.
**[04:41] Anna**
I'm the one who took that picture.
**[04:44] Anna**
Red Gelato... Fudo Aikawa.
**[04:48] Fudo**
Why in the world are you doing this?
**[04:51] Fudo**
Who exactly are you?
**[04:54] Anna**
You really think I'm gonna give up my name?
**[04:56] Anna**
You've probably guessed by now, but I can
send out that picture anytime I want.
**[05:02] Anna**
That'd be a problem for you, right?
**[05:06] Fudo**
Yes, it would be.
**[05:09] Anna**
So you're just gonna have
to do whatever I say.
**[05:12] Anna**
Whether you play along or not will decide
if the picture stays private or—
**[05:16] Fudo**
P-Please!
**[05:18] Anna**
Uh?
**[05:19] Fudo**
Promise that when you publish the picture,
you'll put a censorship bar over her eyes!
**[05:24] Anna**
What?
**[05:24] Fudo**
I'm begging you!
**[05:26] Anna**
*That's* the problem?
**[05:27] Anna**
You're okay with it going public otherwise?
**[05:28] Fudo**
Absolutely!
**[05:30] Anna**
That doesn't make sense.
**[05:32] Anna**
Your reputation—
**[05:33] Fudo**
I don't care about my reputation!
**[05:36] Fudo**
But... I really don't want
to make any trouble for her.
**[05:42] Fudo**
And...
**[05:43] Fudo**
If the picture were to go out uncensored,
**[05:45] Fudo**
she would quickly go viral
as an angel on earth!
**[05:50] Fudo**
Plus, agents would be falling all
over themselves to recruit her!
**[05:53] Fudo**
Idol! Model! Actress!
**[05:56] Fudo**
She'll get all kinds of offers,
**[05:57] Fudo**
and before I know it, she'll have
ascended far beyond my reach!
**[06:01] Fudo**
It's too terrifying to conceive!
**[06:03] Anna**
You're a creepy little man.
**[06:06] Anna**
Well, fine.
**[06:07] Anna**
One way or another, you don't
want me leaking it, right?
**[06:12] Anna**
Which means you've gotta
do whatever I tell you.
**[06:15] Anna**
Got it?
**[06:17] Fudo**
Y-Yes...
**[06:18] Anna**
Then you'd better break up with her—
**[06:21] Fudo**
I will not!
**[06:21] Anna**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[06:22] Anna**
Since when do you get a
choice in the whole thing?!
**[06:25] Anna**
Don't you get what's going on here?
**[06:27] Fudo**
B-But I'd really appreciate
it if you wouldn't go there!
**[06:31] Fudo**
Would you accept an alternative?
**[06:32] Anna**
Alternative?
**[06:34] Anna**
Well...
**[06:37] Anna**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Record
***SIGN*** Recording
**[06:42] Anna**
Then, tell me you love me!
**[06:45] Fudo**
I will not!
**[06:46] Anna**
Have a little tact, jerk!
**[06:49] Anna**
Fine. I'm gonna call the tabloids.
**[06:52] Fudo**
Wait!
**[06:53] Fudo**
What exactly are you after here?
**[06:56] Fudo**
Are you trying to come between us?
**[07:01] Anna**
Oh, shut up.
**[07:04] Anna**
Listen up... here's your last chance.
**[07:09] Anna**
K-Kiss my hand!
**[07:16] Anna**
I'll get a picture of you groveling,
**[07:18] Anna**
and make our master-slave relationship clear.
**[07:22] Fudo**
Is this the kind of thing
you called me out for?
**[07:24] Anna**
Just do it already!
**[07:28] Fudo**
Master-slave relationship?
**[07:54] Anna**
I...
**[07:55] Anna**
I can't do it!
**[07:59] Anna**
It's freaking humiliating!
**[08:01] Fudo**
Huh?
**[08:02] Anna**
Fine, I'll let you off with a warning!
**[08:04] Anna**
But tomorrow, I'm gonna think of way
more disgusting things for you to do!
**[08:07] Anna**
You'd better be ready!
**[08:08] Anna**
And if you don't come,
that picture goes everywhere!
**[08:10] Anna**
You big, stupid jerk!
**[08:13] Fudo**
Huh?
**[08:20] Fudo**
And that's what happened, Desumi-san.
**[08:24] Desumi**
Who in the world is she?
**[08:27] Fudo**
Well, she didn't give her name,
so I don't know who she is...
**[08:30] Fudo**
But I'm set to meet her again tonight.
**[08:33] Desumi**
I'll just have to silence her permanently.
**[08:35] Fudo**
Please don't go right to those thoughts!
**[08:39] Desumi**
What exactly did she try to get you to do?
**[08:42] Fudo**
Oh, well...
**[08:44] Fudo**
She wanted me to kiss her hand—
**[08:47] Fudo**
But I didn't!
**[08:49] Desumi**
Y-You really didn't?
**[08:51] Fudo**
I didn't.
**[08:52] Desumi**
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
**[08:55] Fudo**
I'm fine.
**[08:58] Desumi**
A-Anything else?
**[08:59] Fudo**
She wanted me to say I love her.
**[09:01] Fudo**
She even asked me to break up with you.
**[09:07] Fudo**
I haven't the foggiest
idea what she's thinking.
**[09:14] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[09:16] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[09:18] Desumi**
I think she's...
**[09:21] Desumi**
in love.
**[09:23] Fudo**
In love? With whom?
**[09:32] Fudo**
*You're not saying...*
**[09:33] Fudo**
*She's in love with me?!*
**[09:51] Fudo**
It's all right, Desumi-san.
**[09:53] Fudo**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[09:55] Fudo**
*I feel bad for the girl,*
**[09:57] Fudo**
*but I need to make things clear to her.*
**[10:11] Anna**
Good boy. You actually came!
**[10:17] Fudo**
I'm sorry, girl whose name I don't know!
**[10:21] Fudo**
I thought it over, and realized how you feel.
**[10:28] Fudo**
I truly appreciate the
feelings you have for me.
**[10:31] Anna**
What?
**[10:31] Fudo**
I acted truly shameful yesterday.
**[10:34] Anna**
Wait—
**[10:35] Fudo**
But I cannot return your feelings—
**[10:35] Anna**
Stop—
**[10:36] Anna**
Stop—
**[10:37] Anna**
S...
**[10:38] Anna**
Stop!
**[10:40] Anna**
What in the world are you talking about?!
**[10:42] Fudo**
But you're in love, aren't you?
**[10:44] Anna**
What?!
**[10:45] Fudo**
With me?
**[10:47] Anna**
Heck no! I'm in love with *Desucchi*!
**[10:52] Anna**
Crap! I said it out loud!
**[10:55] (Flashback) Mob A**
Wow, she's so tacky.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Mob B**
Bet she's easy.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Mob C**
She's kinda scary.
**[10:59] (Flashback) Mob D**
She'd blow her top over nothing.
**[11:01] (Flashback) Mob D**
Better stay away.
**[11:08] (Flashback) Desumi**
Oh, wow! I love your nails!
**[11:11] (Flashback) Desumi**
Oh, sorry to ambush you.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Desumi**
But I always want to do mine that way,
and it never turns out right!
**[11:19] (Flashback) Anna**
Oh... yeah?
**[11:22] (Flashback) Desumi**
I'm Desumi Magahara.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Desumi**
Nice to meet you!
**[11:30] Anna**
Desucchi was so honest and innocent.
I've had a huge crush on her ever since.
**[11:42] Anna**
*No reaction, huh?*
**[11:45] Anna**
Sorry to besmirch your pure little
Desucchi with my unworthy feelings!
**[11:49] Fudo**
Nothing to be sorry for!
**[11:51] Fudo**
I was just thinking, you have
incredibly good taste!
**[11:55] Fudo**
I'm so glad to meet someone else
who sees how amazing she is!
**[12:00] Fudo**
I know!
**[12:01] Fudo**
Want to stay up all night and
talk about how great she is?!
**[12:07] Fudo**
Well?
**[12:12] Anna**
You're so weird.
**[12:15] Anna**
Talking sounds fun, but I'll pass for now.
**[12:19] Anna**
We're still kinda like rivals, you know?
**[12:24] Anna**
Hey, Red Gelato...
**[12:26] Anna**
No, Fudocchi.
**[12:28] Fudo**
"Fudocchi"?
**[12:29] Anna**
Sorry about all the trouble I made.
**[12:32] Anna**
I'm probably gonna keep
making trouble, just FYI.
**[12:36] Fudo**
R-Right...
**[12:39] Anna**
I'm kind of self-centered,
I'm a little perverse...
**[12:42] Anna**
And...
**[12:44] Anna**
I just never know when to quit.
**[12:49] Anna**
Besides, Desucchi and
I have a secret connection.
**[12:55] Anna**
My own little secret that
even Desucchi doesn't know.
**[13:00] Anna**
Better keep your guard up,
or I'll steal her from you!
**[13:04] Anna**
See ya!
**[13:06] Fudo**
A secret?
**[13:11] Beast**
A meeting this early in
the morning? I've got the worst luck.
**[13:15] Steel**
The early bird gets the worm, Beast-san.
**[13:18] Beast**
Don't lecture me when *I'm* the
one who had to wake *you* up.
**[13:21] Beast**
Sheesh...
**[13:24] Beast**
Hey, Heat.
**[13:36] Beast**
What's up with her? Learn some
basic manners already.
**[13:39] Desumi**
Don't say that, Beast.
**[13:41] Beast**
No one's ever seen her face or
heard her real voice, right?
**[13:45] Beast**
I don't trust her.
**[13:47] Desumi**
I think it's just fine.
**[13:49] Desumi**
Everybody has a secret or two.
**[13:52] Beast**
Oh? Does that mean you're
hiding something, Reaper?
**[13:55] Desumi**
What? O-Of course not!
**[14:02] Anna**
* My own little secret that*
* even Desucchi doesn't know.*
**[14:10] Anna**
Desucchi is as adorable as ever!
***SIGN*** Gekko Princess Series
Heat Princess
Anna Hojo
**[14:19] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[14:32] Desumi**
I'm so nervous!
**[14:33] Fudo**
It's all right, Desumi-san.
**[14:35] Fudo**
Believe in us!
**[14:39] App**
*Your compatibility rating is 98%!*
**[14:43] Desumi**
Isn't that great, Fudo—
**[14:45] Desumi**
Why do you look so unhappy?
**[14:48] Fudo**
It wasn't 100%...
**[14:51] Desumi**
You're so hard on yourself.
**[14:53] Haru**
Excuse me, could I drop in?
**[14:55] Desumi**
What is it, Haru?
**[14:58] Haru**
Desumi-san.
**[15:00] Haru**
Does Gekko have any attack plans tomorrow?
**[15:04] Desumi**
This is off the record, okay?
**[15:05] Desumi**
Bosslar-sama won't be in tomorrow,
so all attacks are off!
**[15:09] Haru**
Awesome!
**[15:11] Haru**
So, Fudo-senpai,
**[15:13] Haru**
can you help me study tomorrow?
**[15:15] Haru**
Finals are coming up,
and I haven't done any test prep!
**[15:18] Fudo**
Sure, that's fine.
**[15:21] Desumi**
Wait, Fudo, are you a really good student?
**[15:24] Haru**
Despite how he looks, Senpai is
always in the top ten for his year!
**[15:28] Haru**
*Despite* how he looks!
**[15:29] Desumi**
That's awesome!
**[15:31] Fudo**
*How exactly do I look?*
***SIGN*** How exactly
do I look?
**[15:32] Fudo**
Very well!
**[15:33] Fudo**
We'll have a study hangout tomorrow.
**[15:35] Haru**
Thank you!
**[15:45] Haru**
Are you bad at school too, Desumi-san?
**[15:49] Desumi**
Y-Yes...
**[15:51] Haru**
Then let's make it a threesome!
**[15:53] Haru**
But if we do that, we won't
be able to do it at HQ...
**[15:58] Desumi**
Let's do it at my place, then!
**[16:02] Haru**
What?
***SIGN*** Gekko
***SIGN*** The
Next
Day
**[16:07] Haru**
Desumi-san... is this...
**[16:10] Desumi**
The Gekko women's dormitory!
**[16:11] Haru**
That's what I thought!
**[16:13] Haru**
Come on, this is way too dangerous!
**[16:15] Haru**
Right, Senpai?
***SIGN*** Walking on air
**[16:16] Fudo**
* Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room.*
* Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room...*
**[16:18] Haru**
*Never mind. He's already walking on air.*
**[16:22] Desumi**
Don't worry, Haru.
**[16:24] Desumi**
Just put this on, and you'll be fine!
**[16:26] Haru**
You really think it'll be that easy?
**[16:31] Desumi**
You have it on backwards!
**[16:34] Haru**
I'm so scared...
**[16:36] Receptionist**
What's the password?
**[16:37] Desumi**
Briar rose!
**[16:38] Receptionist**
You may pass!
**[16:46] Female Combatant**
Kii!
**[16:47] Haru**
K-Kii!
**[16:49] Desumi**
Okay, we're here!
**[16:51] Haru**
* Shouldn't your security be*
* a little tighter than this?*
**[17:00] Haru**
Desumi-san, your room is so cute!
**[17:03] Fudo**
At last...
**[17:05] Fudo**
At last, I have reached the promised land!
**[17:09] Fudo**
The holy ground I previously
only saw in video calls!
**[17:14] Fudo**
It smells like Desumi-san!
**[17:18] Fudo**
Never mind the studying, let's—
**[17:28] Fudo**
Sorry, I lost control there.
**[17:30] Fudo**
Let's begin studying.
**[17:36] Both**
Fudo-sensei, thank you for the lesson!
**[17:39] Fudo**
Thank you both for coming!
***SIGN*** Math II
***SIGN*** Year 2 Term 2 Midterm Answer Sheet
2-A Desumi Magahara
**[17:49] Haru**
All perfect scores!
**[17:51] Haru**
Hang on! You're awesome at school!
**[17:53] Fudo**
What's going on here, Desumi-san?
**[17:58] Haru**
Did you just want to study with us?
**[18:01] Desumi**
Y-Yes...
**[18:03] Fudo**
*Oh so cute!*
***SIGN*** Oh so cute
**[18:04] Haru**
So I'm the only hopeless one here?
**[18:07] Fudo**
As charming as this is, rules are rules.
**[18:09] Desumi**
Very well. Go on and do it!
**[18:13] Fudo**
*Thwap.*
***SIGN*** Thwap
**[18:15] Desumi**
I got a strike for lying.
**[18:17] Haru**
*So cute!*
**[18:21] Desumi**
I'm sorry for lying to you about
being bad at school, Haru.
***SIGN*** Shame...
**[18:25] Desumi**
I'm actually very good at school!
**[18:27] Haru**
That apology wasn't great.
**[18:30] Desumi**
Then let's try again!
**[18:37] Desumi**
We'll both teach you!
**[18:38] Haru**
Yeah! I'm gonna learn so much!
**[18:47] Fudo**
That's not the way, now.
**[18:49] Fudo**
That's not going to get you to the answer.
**[18:52] Fudo**
Imagine that the value of
X is the bicep brachii.
**[18:58] Fudo**
What does that make Y?
**[19:02] Haru**
I don't know.
**[19:03] Fudo**
The forearm flexors, of course!
**[19:07] Fudo**
Now solve the next problem,
supposing that X is your deltoid.
**[19:11] Haru**
I can't solve it—
**[19:12] Fudo**
Bear in mind its connection
to the pectoralis major!
**[19:16] Fudo**
If you can't sort it out, drawing out
the anatomy might help.
**[19:18] Haru**
Drawing the anatomy?!
**[19:22] Fudo**
Yes! That should do it!
**[19:24] Haru**
*Crap!*
**[19:25] Haru**
*I read so much BL, I actually did it!*
**[19:27] Fudo**
The connection between math
and muscles is inseparable.
**[19:32] Fudo**
Everything makes more sense when you liken
**[19:34] Fudo**
the beauty of solving equations
to well-strengthened muscles.
**[19:34] Haru**
Help me, Desumi-san!
**[19:37] Fudo**
Just as muscles connect in a
beautiful way, the numbers—
**[19:40] Desumi**
Hey, come on. You're just confusing her.
**[19:43] Desumi**
Let me teach her.
**[19:46] Desumi**
Don't overthink it!
**[19:48] Desumi**
All you need for math problems is spirit!
**[19:50] Desumi**
Just fill in that formula, wham!
**[19:58] Haru**
Which formula, exactly?
**[20:00] Desumi**
You know, the wobbly one!
**[20:02] Desumi**
With the smooth lines in it.
**[20:05] Desumi**
Then give it a wha-chock and the
answer will come out like *yeah*!
**[20:07] Haru**
*Ah.*
**[20:09] Fudo**
Liken it to the parallel curves
of the trapezius and the deltoids!
**[20:10] Haru**
*They're awful teachers.*
**[20:10] Desumi**
Just wham those numbers
down in front of you,
**[20:11] Fudo**
Understanding muscles will deepen
your understanding of math!
**[20:12] Desumi**
and don't be afraid to smack that
formula in there right after!
**[20:14] Desumi**
Timing is important there.
**[20:14] Fudo**
Similarly, understanding muscles
means understanding math!
**[20:16] Desumi**
Sometimes they get you on your heels,
**[20:17] Fudo**
There's nothing else to it!
**[20:18] Desumi**
but just make sure to stay flexible
and they'll tap out eventually,
**[20:18] Fudo**
Additionally, likening unequal equations
to the biceps femoris is quite famous—
**[20:20] Haru**
Um...
**[20:20] Desumi**
so pay close attention to—
**[20:21] Haru**
I should probably go.
**[20:24] Desumi**
You've got it down already?
**[20:26] Desumi**
Haru's such a quick learner!
**[20:28] Fudo**
We must be great teachers!
**[20:33] Haru**
I really envy you two.
**[20:35] Haru**
You'll have your choice of university.
**[20:39] Desumi**
University?
**[20:40] Haru**
I've gotta work hard to
get into my first choice!
***SIGN*** Hmph
**[20:44] Fudo**
Happy to help anytime. Just ask.
**[20:48] Haru**
Thanks for everything.
**[20:51] Haru**
I'll be going now.
**[20:53] Desumi**
Sure thing. See you again!
**[21:09] Fudo**
*Alone with Desumi-san in her room...*
**[21:12] Fudo**
*I suddenly feel so nervous.*
**[21:18] Fudo**
What's wrong?
**[21:19] Fudo**
You look strangely serious.
**[21:21] Desumi**
Sorry.
**[21:22] Desumi**
I was just thinking about what Haru said.
**[21:28] Desumi**
Fudo, are you moving on to
university after high school?
**[21:32] Fudo**
Yes.
**[21:34] Fudo**
I want to study education.
**[21:38] Fudo**
And someday, I want to become an elementary
school teacher and teach children.
**[21:44] Fudo**
I want to be a hero-slash-teacher.
**[21:51] Fudo**
Desumi-san, do you have
a goal for the future?
**[21:56] Desumi**
I...
**[21:58] Desumi**
I want to go to the same university you do.
**[22:02] Desumi**
I want a front-row seat to you
making your dream come true.
**[22:08] Desumi**
That's a goal I just came up with.
**[22:11] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[22:15] Desumi**
But I think my father would
probably be really against it.
**[22:20] Desumi**
I think he expects me to go full-time
with Gekko after I graduate high school.
**[22:27] Fudo**
Hey, if it comes to that,
I'll convince your father!
**[22:32] Desumi**
I can always count on you!
**[22:36] Desumi**
I hope we can go together, Fudo.
**[22:40] Fudo**
I know we will.
**[22:42] Fudo**
Even someone like me can become a hero.
**[22:45] Fudo**
There's no goal that can't be reached.
**[22:48] Desumi**
Yeah.
**[22:56] Desumi**
Oh, I bet that's Haru.
**[22:58] Desumi**
Maybe she forgot something!
**[23:07] Desumi's father**
*Desumi-sensei!*
**[23:09] Desumi's father**
*It's your daddy!*
**[23:10] Desumi's father**
*Came to see ya in person for once!*
**[23:12] Desumi's father**
*I brought torimon, too!*
**[23:15] Fudo**
This is... not good.
**[23:17] Desumi's father**
*Open up already!*
**[23:20] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[23:22] Hellko**
Hey.
**[23:23] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[23:25] Hellko**
Are you listening?
**[23:26] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[23:28] Hellko**
Shut up!
**[23:32] Hellko**
Next episode is, "My Big Sister Has Changed."
***SIGN*** Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed
**[23:37] Hellko**
Get it now?
**[23:38] Fudo**
Yes.
# E9 - My Big Sister Has Changed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU85805/my-big-sister-has-changed)
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***SIGN*** Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed
**[01:33] Desumi**
It's been a while, huh?
**[01:36] Desumi**
Urami?
**[01:38] Urami**
Yeah.
**[01:40] Urami**
Hey, Big Sister...
**[01:43] Desumi**
Yeah?
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[01:46] Urami**
Who is that?
**[01:55] Desumi's father**
Kii!
***SIGN*** Clueless
**[01:57] Fudo**
*Huh?*
**[02:06] Fudo**
K-Kii?!
**[02:08] Fudo**
Kii-ii-ii!
**[02:12] Desumi**
Just someone I know!
**[02:15] Desumi's father**
What is your name?
**[02:17] Fudo**
Fu—
***SIGN*** Flustered
**[02:19] Fudo**
M-Mudo, sir.
**[02:21] Desumi's father**
Mudo-kun?
**[02:23] Desumi's father**
What's an average Gekko foot soldier
doin' in my daughter's...
**[02:27] Desumi's father**
in *Reaper Princess*'s room?
**[02:30] Fudo**
Well...
**[02:31] Desumi**
H-He was helping me study!
**[02:34] Desumi**
I have a test coming up!
**[02:35] Desumi's father**
You great oaf!
**[02:37] Desumi's father**
What's a great soldier of
Gekko need to be studyin' for?
**[02:41] Desumi's father**
All ya need's a wicked heart and
a drive toward world domination!
**[02:45] Desumi's father**
And what's happenin' in this room, here?
**[02:47] Desumi's father**
Look at all this froo-froo crap!
**[02:52] Desumi's father**
You're not even puttin' up a Gekko flag!
***SIGN*** Lifetime Gekko Soldier
**[02:55] Desumi**
Hey! Stop it, Dad!
**[02:57] Desumi**
You're ruinin' the atmosphere!
**[02:59] Desumi's father**
Don't you talk that way to—
**[03:01] Desumi's father**
Ouch!
***SIGN*** Shock
**[03:03] Desumi's father**
A-Are these... Super Bosslar-kun Dolls?!
**[03:07] Desumi's father**
The legendary dolls that I longed for so
desperately when I was still in action...
**[03:13] Desumi's father**
Just left lyin' around...
**[03:15] Desumi**
There's just nowhere to put them.
**[03:17] Desumi's father**
Bosslar-sama! I beg your forgiveness!
**[03:17] Desumi**
Sorry. This is just kind
of how my father is...
**[03:21] Fudo**
Don't worry. It's no problem.
**[03:23] Fudo**
And I have to say, your father is very—
**[03:25] Desumi's father**
Oh, right!
**[03:26] Desumi's father**
Listen up, Desumi!
**[03:27] Desumi's father**
I heard you turned down
your monster promotion!
**[03:31] Desumi's father**
I spent my entire life as a
low-level Gekko soldier...
**[03:35] Desumi's father**
I can't tell ya how proud
I was seein' my daughter
**[03:37] Desumi's father**
rising through the ranks so quickly...
**[03:41] Desumi's father**
What's goin' through your head
turnin' that down, you great oaf?
**[03:46] Fudo**
If you don't mind my saying so, sir.
**[03:49] Fudo**
Desumi-san only reached that decision
after long, hard consideration.
**[03:54] Fudo**
I ask that you do not chastise her for—
***SIGN*** Smash
**[04:13] Desumi**
F-Mudo!
**[04:19] Urami**
What would you know about my sister?
**[04:23] Urami**
Maybe you oughta stay outta
our business, outsider.
**[04:27] Desumi**
A-Are you all right, Fudo?
**[04:29] Fudo**
Well, she's definitely your little sister...
**[04:32] Fudo**
Full of terrifying potential.
**[04:34] Desumi**
I appreciate the sentiment, Fudo.
**[04:37] Desumi**
But you really shouldn't speak
up about my life like that.
**[04:39] Desumi**
Urami is...
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
**[04:41] Urami**
* I love my big sister. I love my*
* big sister. I love my big sister.*
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
**[04:43] Desumi**
Let's just say she's got
a serious sister complex.
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
**[04:46] Fudo**
I see. I'll be careful.
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
***SIGN*** Love Big Sister
**[04:51] Commercial**
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**[04:53] Commercial**
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**[04:56] Commercial**
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**[05:00] Red**
*With just one drink, you can
blast away Gekko *and* exhaustion!*
**[05:02] Desumi's father**
You annoyin' little brat!
**[05:05] Desumi's father**
Reaper Princess is gonna tear
out your guts any day now!
**[05:13] Fudo**
What? Why?!
**[05:14] Desumi**
Just kidding!
**[05:16] Fudo**
Your humor is adorable.
**[05:23] Desumi's father**
We gotta get rid of Gelato 5
as soon as possible!
**[05:27] Desumi's father**
Desumi! Quit wastin' your time on studies!
**[05:31] Desumi's father**
Spend it trainin' from now on instead!
**[05:34] Desumi's father**
In a year's time, you'll be
finished with high school,
**[05:37] Desumi's father**
and you'll be able to
focus on Gekko full-time!
**[05:40] Desumi's father**
You got that, Desumi?
**[05:42] Desumi**
Yes.
**[05:48] (Flashback) Desumi**
I hope we can go together, Fudo.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Fudo**
I know we will.
**[05:56] Fudo**
S-Sir!
**[05:59] Fudo**
I have a request to make of you!
**[06:01] Desumi's father**
Yeah?
**[06:03] Fudo**
Desumi-san wishes to go to college.
**[06:07] Fudo**
I beg you, allow her!
**[06:14] Desumi**
*Fudo...*
**[06:17] Urami**
I thought somethin' strange
was goin' on here.
**[06:19] Urami**
The sister I knew wasn't
all carefree like this.
**[06:24] Urami**
She should be the strongest
and most ruthless person ever.
**[06:28] Urami**
And you ruined her.
**[06:31] Urami**
My sister was invincible.
**[06:34] Urami**
Give her back!
**[06:39] Desumi**
Stop, Urami.
**[06:41] Urami**
Let me go.
**[06:43] Desumi**
Stop it.
***SIGN*** Tearful...
**[06:51] Urami**
I hate you, Big Sister!
**[07:00] Fudo**
Sir! I beg you, give Desumi-san
permission to go to university!
**[07:04] Desumi's father**
This is a family matter, son.
**[07:06] Desumi's father**
You'd better stay out of it.
**[07:07] Fudo**
I will not be silent!
**[07:14] Desumi's father**
All right.
**[07:16] Desumi's father**
You give me no choice!
**[07:19] Desumi's father**
Get up.
***SIGN*** Menacing
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[07:20] Desumi's father**
I'll teach you a lesson in the
Gekko way of doin' things.
**[07:23] Fudo**
Sir!
**[07:24] Desumi's father**
Let us begin, Mudo-kun!
**[07:26] Desumi**
W-Wait a mi—
**[07:27] Desumi's father**
Kii!
**[07:40] Fudo**
I didn't do any—
**[07:41] Desumi's father**
Do you see, Mudo-kun?
**[07:43] Desumi's father**
This is the art of defeat.
**[07:45] Fudo**
Art?
**[07:47] Desumi's father**
"How spectacularly can one lose a fight?"
**[07:49] Desumi's father**
I spent my years with this organization
working to refine this one skill!
**[07:56] Desumi's father**
But I don't think you understand
the pride I take in it.
**[07:59] Fudo**
I do.
**[08:01] Desumi's father**
Mudo-kun...
**[08:03] Desumi's father**
You truly understand?
**[08:05] Fudo**
Yes.
**[08:06] Mob Gekko Soldier A**
Gleek!
***SIGN*** Gleek
***SIGN*** No Artistry
**[08:08] Mob Gekko Soldier B**
Gwah!
***SIGN*** Gwaaaaah!
***SIGN*** Artistry
**[08:15] Desumi's father**
Others have laughed at that skill.
**[08:18] Desumi's father**
But I always believed it was
worth devoting myself to.
**[08:22] (Flashback) Fudo**
I will not be silent!
**[08:25] Desumi's father**
I can tell that you, too, are prepared
to devote yourself to a single cause.
**[08:34] Desumi's father**
You seem like a young man
with a lot of promise.
**[08:45] Desumi's father**
Desumi. I'm borrowin' your shower.
**[08:48] Desumi**
S-Sure...
**[08:52] Desumi's father**
We can discuss the university
thing another time.
**[09:08] Desumi's father**
See ya later, Desumi.
**[09:10] Desumi's father**
Look after Urami tomorrow, would ya?
**[09:18] Desumi**
I'm sorry about all that, Fudo.
**[09:20] Desumi**
I got you mixed up in a
complicated situation.
**[09:23] Fudo**
Easily dealt with, if it means
we can go to university together.
**[09:30] Desumi**
You really are very dashing.
**[09:34] Desumi**
Fudo, thank you for everything.
**[09:37] Fudo**
Of course!
**[09:55] Urami**
*What's she lookin' like that for?*
**[10:00] Urami**
*I don't wanna see her lookin' like that!*
**[10:05] Urami**
* I'll never accept that*
* man's presence in her life!*
**[10:12] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
***SIGN*** Five
Years
Ago
**[10:18] (Flashback) Spikes**
Hey, hey! Wait up, Urami!
**[10:20] (Flashback) Hat**
What's the matter, Urami?
**[10:21] (Flashback) Baldy**
Look at her! Urami the Loner!
**[10:24] (Flashback) Hat**
C'mon, tell us off!
**[10:27] (Flashback) Baldy**
Bet she can't!
**[10:28] (Flashback) Baldy**
She's just a little emo who can't
talk louder than a mumble!
**[10:33] (Flashback) Hat**
Desumi!
**[10:35] (Flashback) Baldy**
Crap! Beat it, guys!
***SIGN*** Candy Shop
***SIGN*** Chikugo
**[10:48] (Flashback) Desumi**
Don't cry, Urami.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Desumi**
Here. Want an ice pop?
***SIGN*** Candy Shop
***SIGN*** Chikugo
**[10:59] (Flashback) Desumi**
Get strong, Urami.
**[11:02] (Flashback) Desumi**
Strength is what you need to survive.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Urami**
Right.
***SIGN*** Present
Day
***SIGN*** To Mt. Takao Entrance
***SIGN*** Yesterday was great!
I loved your room!
***SIGN*** Bring it on,
***SIGN*** any time!
***SIGN*** Grr
**[11:38] Urami**
Grr...
**[11:50] Desumi**
What's with you? It's like ya
been in a bad mood all morning.
**[11:54] Urami**
I ain't in no bad mood.
**[11:57] Desumi**
Hey, you sure this's where you wanna go?
**[12:00] Desumi**
I don't think it's worth sendin' Dad
home early and stickin' around for.
**[12:05] Urami**
What's the big deal?
**[12:06] Urami**
I just want to check out the place
I'm gonna start workin' next year.
**[12:25] Combatant A**
Salute Reaper Princess!
**[12:28] Combatant B**
Welcome, Reaper Princess!
**[12:32] Urami**
That's my big sister!
**[12:33] Urami**
* When she's outside she*
* acts all weak an' casual,*
**[12:35] Urami**
* but inside the organization's walls,*
* she's totally intimidatin'!*
**[12:41] Desumi**
What do I always tell you?
**[12:43] Desumi**
I really don't like getting
the full royal treatment...
**[12:47] Desumi**
Just say "hello there," okay?
**[12:49] Combatant C**
I'm not sure we can really...
**[12:51] Urami**
Big Sister...
**[12:52] Desumi**
More importantly, do I look
any different today?
**[12:56] Combatant C**
Well...
**[12:57] Combatant C**
Oh, perhaps you seem a bit more
bloodthirsty than usual!
**[13:01] Desumi**
C'mon, notice the new hair!
**[13:03] Urami**
Come over here.
**[13:07] Urami**
Is that how you always act in
front of your subordinates?
**[13:09] Desumi**
I guess so, more or less...
**[13:13] Urami**
Pathetic.
**[13:14] Desumi**
What's got you in such a bad mood?
**[13:30] Bosslar**
Reaper Princess's little sister, eh?
**[13:33] Urami**
Y-Yes. I'll be out of
junior high next year.
**[13:37] Urami**
I hope to join Gekko then!
**[13:41] Bosslar**
I fear Reaper Princess has
set the bar very high.
**[13:44] Bosslar**
I hope you'll work hard to vault it!
**[13:46] Urami**
Y-Yes! I will!
**[13:49] Beast**
If you're related to Reaper Princess,
**[13:51] Beast**
you must be pretty talented.
**[13:53] Steel**
Gekko will be fortunate to have you.
**[13:56] Urami**
* Even the rest of the Princess*
* series respect her.*
**[13:59] Urami**
*My big sister really is—*
**[14:01] Desumi**
Urami! You like popcorn?
**[14:04] Desumi**
I hear a new place just
opened up in Harajuku!
**[14:07] Desumi**
Let's go!
**[14:08] Urami**
Wait!
**[14:09] Urami**
Big Sister—
**[14:10] Desumi**
I wanna try it out before I eat
it with Fudo—I mean, Mudo.
**[14:14] Desumi**
And who wants to hang around
this musty old place?
***SIGN*** Speechless
**[14:19] Urami**
I apologize for my sister!
I apologize for my sister!
***SIGN*** That's
pretty
typical,
actually
**[14:45] Desumi**
Here, it's frozen popcorn!
**[14:48] Urami**
No, thank you.
**[14:56] Desumi**
It looks great on you, Urami!
**[14:58] Urami**
Seriously, no thank you.
**[15:00] Desumi**
I'll take it!
**[15:01] Clerk**
Thank you!
**[15:06] Desumi**
I wonder if he'd like this outfit!
**[15:10] Desumi**
Mudo has one of these!
**[15:13] Desumi**
And he says this one's really convenient!
**[15:16] Desumi**
Oh, this one too!
***SIGN*** Caramellato
***SIGN*** Strawberry
Banana Cream
***SIGN*** Chocolate Banana
***SIGN*** Silky
Banana Cream
***SIGN*** Strawberry
Almond Cream
**[15:19] Desumi**
We can also try some crêpes—
**[15:21] Urami**
I'm leaving.
**[15:22] Desumi**
H-Hey, Urami!
**[15:24] Desumi**
I mean it, what's with ya?
**[15:31] Urami**
The sister I looked up to is gone now.
**[15:34] Desumi**
Urami?
**[15:37] Urami**
You look like a total weakling now!
**[15:46] Desumi**
W-Wait, Urami!
**[15:49] Desumi**
Urami!
**[16:04] Baldy**
*Found Urami the Loner!*
**[16:07] (Flashback) Baldy**
Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl?
**[16:10] (Flashback) Baldy**
Whoops! Couldn't see ya with that
black cloud hangin' over ya!
**[16:17] (Flashback) Urami**
Shut up.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Hat**
What? You say somethin'?
**[16:21] (Flashback) Hat**
Couldn't hear ya!
**[16:23] (Flashback) Hat**
She can't even talk back
without her big sister around.
**[16:25] (Flashback) Hat**
Total emo!
**[16:32] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
Urami ain't left her room yet?
**[16:35] (Flashback) Desumi's mother**
No, an' it's been a whole week.
**[16:39] (Flashback) Desumi's mother**
She must be so sad to have
her sister away in Tokyo.
**[16:51] Reporter**
* Reaper Princess appears before*
* our Gelato 5 once more!*
**[16:56] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
We've been waitin' for ya, Desumi-sensei!
**[16:59] (Flashback) Kids**
Hooray! Hooray!
**[17:01] Kids**
Go, Big Sis!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
Darn it, five on one ain't fair!
**[17:07] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
She needs backup! What're those
oafish foot soldiers thinkin'?
**[17:13] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
You hear that, Urami?
**[17:14] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
We lost again today!
**[17:16] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
But your big sister stayed
on her feet to the end!
**[17:19] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
Urami! Your sister's
workin' hard again today!
**[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
Urami! Your sister's gotten
even stronger than before!
**[17:27] (Flashback) Desumi's father**
Urami! Your sister was the top
performer again this month!
**[17:32] (Flashback) Desumi's mother**
Isn't that somethin', Urami?
**[17:34] (Flashback) Desumi's mother**
Your sister's finally
been promoted to monster!
**[17:45] (Flashback) Desumi's mother**
Urami...
**[17:50] (Flashback) Urami**
I wanna be like my big sister.
**[18:02] Urami**
* My big sister was the one thing*
* that kept me goin' in life.*
**[18:08] Urami**
* But she used to be so awesome...*
* and now, she's changed.*
**[18:14] Urami**
* She met that strange man here*
* in the city, an' he ruined her.*
**[18:30] Tan**
Hey, you cryin'?
**[18:33] Glasses**
Dumped by your man?
**[18:35] Glasses**
Come hang out with me and forget that jerk.
**[18:38] Tan**
Hang on, man. She seem a little young to you?
**[18:41] Glasses**
Who cares? She's a cutie.
**[18:44] Glasses**
C'mon, let's go!
**[18:46] Urami**
Let me go.
**[18:48] Glasses**
Hey, did she just mumble something?
**[18:51] Tan**
What are you, some kind of emo kid?
**[18:57] Glasses**
Yeah, looks totally emo to me!
**[18:59] Tan**
Bet she can't even hold
a proper conversation.
**[19:02] Tan**
Hello!
**[19:03] Tan**
Hello!
**[19:04] Tan**
You hear me?
**[19:06] Baldy**
*Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl?*
**[19:09] Hat**
*Total emo!*
**[19:18] Tan**
Who are you supposed to be?
**[19:25] Urami**
Big Sister...
**[19:30] Desumi**
Don't cry, Urami.
**[19:32] Desumi**
Here. Want a crêpe?
**[19:34] Urami**
I think... we got bigger
things to worry about...
**[19:36] Desumi**
Hey, it's fine.
**[19:42] Desumi**
You said you think I look weak, didn't you?
**[19:48] Desumi**
But I'm actually the strongest
I've been in my life!
**[19:55] Tan**
C'mon, don't ignore us.
That's how you make us mad.
**[19:59] Glasses**
We might look nice, but we're real bad guys.
**[20:03] Desumi**
It seems I don't have to hold back, then.
**[20:08] Desumi**
Better be careful.
**[20:10] Desumi**
I'm the real bad guy here.
**[20:35] Desumi**
Fall in love, Urami.
**[20:39] Desumi**
Love is what you need to survive.
**[20:42] Urami**
That ain't what you used to say.
**[20:52] Desumi**
You'll understand, some day.
**[20:55] Urami**
Yeah, right.
I'd rather not understand that.
**[21:05] Urami**
The crêpe is good.
**[21:19] Urami**
*My big sister has changed.*
**[21:22] Urami**
*She's lost her edge, become soft and girly.*
**[21:28] Urami**
*But I guess she ain't so bad that way.*
**[21:33] Urami**
*But you...*
**[21:34] Urami**
*You're a big problem.*
**[21:35] Urami**
*I'm never gonna like you.*
***SIGN*** Desumi-san
**[21:37] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[21:39] Urami**
* Once I join Gekko,*
* you're the first one I'll purge.*
**[21:43] Urami**
*Mwahaha...*
**[21:45] Urami**
*Mwahaha...*
**[21:46] Urami**
*Mwahahahaha!*
**[23:20] Urami**
Big Sister!
**[23:21] Urami**
Big Sister!
**[23:23] Urami**
Big Sister!
**[23:24] Urami**
Big Sister...
**[23:25] Urami**
Big Sister...
**[23:27] Urami**
Big Sister!
**[23:28] Desumi**
Urami! Where are you?
**[23:31] Urami**
*Next episode: "Atop the Kokutei Moon."*
***SIGN*** Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon
**[23:34] Urami**
*Big Sister... I love you.*
**[23:37] Desumi**
Urami!
# E10 - Atop the Kokutei Moon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2321Q/atop-the-kokutei-moon)
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**[00:05] Fudo**
The autumn leaves are beautiful.
**[00:08] Fudo**
We're well into fall, aren't we, Desumi-san?
**[00:12] Desumi**
We sure are, Fudo.
**[00:22] Desumi**
I just remembered, Fudo.
**[00:24] Desumi**
Take this.
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei High School School Festival
**[00:29] Fudo**
"Kokutei Festival"?
**[00:31] Fudo**
Your school festival?
**[00:33] Desumi**
Yeah, are you free for it next weekend?
**[00:37] Desumi**
My class is doing a maid café.
**[00:43] Fudo**
*Desumi-san... dressed as a maid?!*
**[00:48] Fudo**
I would give my life to attend!
**[00:51] Desumi**
Hooray!
**[00:53] Desumi**
But make sure you come on Sunday,
the festival's last day.
**[00:59] Desumi**
There's a legend at Kokutei High School.
**[01:05] Desumi**
For the finale of the final
day of the Kokutei Festival,
**[01:07] Desumi**
the staff makes a crescent-shaped
sculpture available for one hour only.
**[01:10] Desumi**
It's called the "Kokutei Moon."
**[01:14] Desumi**
The Kokutei Moon is a popular spot for
couples to take pictures together.
**[01:19] Desumi**
And it's said that those who do
**[01:21] Desumi**
become invincible couples,
bound in love for eternity.
**[01:25] Desumi**
Well? Isn't that interesting?!
**[01:27] Fudo**
What a clever idea!
**[01:29] Fudo**
I already consider us an invincible couple,
**[01:32] Fudo**
but I wouldn't object to having
a little supernatural backing!
**[01:36] Fudo**
But a school festival will
surely be extremely crowded...
**[01:41] Desumi**
Yes, we must be certain we aren't seen.
**[01:43] Fudo**
This will no doubt be our
toughest mission yet!
**[01:47] Desumi**
Bring it on, I say!
**[01:51] Fudo**
Let's do it, Desumi-san!
**[01:53] Desumi**
Yes, Fudo!
**[01:55] Both**
Let's become an invincible couple!
***SIGN*** Kokutei High School Handball Club
Kokutei High School Naginata Club
Kokutei High School Basketball Club
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
***SIGN*** Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon
***SIGN*** Cotton Candy
**[03:53] Girl A**
Hey, isn't that...
**[03:55] Girl B**
No way!
**[03:56] Girl C**
I don't believe it!
**[03:57] Girl D**
What's he doing here?!
**[03:59] Hayato**
Yeah!
**[04:05] Girls**
It's Hayato-kun, the hero!
**[04:08] Hayato**
That's right, I'm finally here!
**[04:10] Hayato**
The cerulean gem of Gelato 5,
**[04:12] Hayato**
Hayato Ojino is in the building!
**[04:16] Hayato**
And the crimson brick, Fudo, is here too!
**[04:19] Girl C**
Fudo-kun!
**[04:20] Boy A**
Hot stuff!
**[04:23] Fudo**
Why are you doing this, Hayato?
**[04:25] Hayato**
Silence, traitor.
**[04:27] Hayato**
This is your punishment for trying to
**[04:29] Hayato**
attend this blissful event
without inviting me along!
**[04:33] Fudo**
Can you at least try to be subtle about it?
**[04:36] Hayato**
Nope!
**[04:38] Hayato**
Look at me!
**[04:39] Hayato**
I want all girls, front and center!
**[04:42] Hayato**
Don't be shy, or you'll regret it!
**[04:45] Changer**
*Two! Change Gelat—*
**[04:47] Hayato**
Now, which version is your preferred flavor?
**[04:50] Changer**
*Two! Change—*
**[04:52] Hayato**
Go!
**[04:53] Changer**
*Two! Change—*
**[04:54] Hayato**
Go!
**[04:55] Hayato**
Go!
**[04:55] Changer**
*Two! Change Gelato!*
**[04:57] Hayato**
Ouch!
**[04:58] Hayato**
Hey! Where are you going, Fudo?!
**[05:00] Girl C**
What?
**[05:01] Boy A**
Where's Fudo-kun?
**[05:03] Both**
There he is!
**[05:07] Boy A**
Fudo-kun!
**[05:09] Fudo**
Not good!
***SIGN*** I'll come to see you at your shop We're in classroom 2-B
***SIGN*** I'm sorry, Desumi-san
***SIGN*** Things have gotten a little complicated
**[05:17] Friend A/B**
Have a good day, master!
**[05:20] Desumi**
A little complicated?
**[05:21] Friend B**
Hey, Desumi!
**[05:22] Friend A**
What's up? You seem distracted.
**[05:24] Desumi**
N-No, I'm fine!
**[05:26] Friend B**
Help us make parfaits!
**[05:28] Desumi**
S-Sure, on my way!
**[05:31] Desumi**
H-Hojo-san?!
**[05:33] Anna**
"Things have gotten a little complicated"?
**[05:36] Anna**
What's all this now, Desucchi?
**[05:38] Anna**
Meeting up with your boyfriend?
**[05:40] Desumi**
O-Of course not...
**[05:42] Anna**
Yeah?
**[05:43] Anna**
No real plans, then?
**[05:45] Anna**
In that case...
**[05:46] Anna**
Wanna go to the Kokutei Moon with me?
**[05:51] Anna**
C'mon. We'd be an invincible couple!
**[05:55] Anna**
Well? Well?
**[05:57] Desumi**
Wait, I...
**[05:57] Anna**
Well?
**[05:59] Desumi**
I don't know what you're talking about!
**[06:00] Anna**
Wait for me, Desucchi!
**[06:05] Girlfriend**
Hey, wanna go to the Kokutei Moon?
**[06:08] Boyfriend**
Why would we need to?
**[06:10] Boyfriend**
We're already deeply in love, honey.
**[06:14] Girlfriend**
Yeah...
**[06:15] Girlfriend**
No one can ever tear us a—
**[06:16] Kiki**
***SIGN*** Discipline Officer
***SIGN*** Discipline Officer
***SIGN*** Threatening
**[06:21] Boyfriend**
Who the heck are you?!
**[06:23] Girlfriend**
The discipline officer!
**[06:25] Kiki**
The purpose of school festivals is
to promote a spirit of community!
**[06:31] Kiki**
Not to get all lovey-dovey!
**[06:33] Kiki**
You hear me?
**[06:34] Both**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[06:39] Kyoko**
Goodness me.
**[06:41] Kyoko**
Are you jealous because
you're all alone, Kiki-san?
**[06:45] Kiki**
What was that, Kyoko?!
**[06:46] Kiki**
I'm not jealous!
**[06:48] Kiki**
Lapses in discipline lead
to lapses in morality!
**[06:51] Kiki**
I won't leave a single couple standing!
**[06:53] Shoko**
Scary.
**[06:54] Shoko**
Then I'd better get away before
you try to take us down.
**[06:57] Kiki**
What?
**[06:59] Kyoko**
Right, Bear-sama?
***SIGN*** Plush
**[07:00] Kiki**
Are you crazy or something?!
**[07:02] Kiki**
And why the hell isn't the sight of a
bear in school causing a mass panic?
**[07:08] Costumer A**
Look at that bear costume!
**[07:10] Costumer B**
Awesome quality!
**[07:12] Costumer C**
Nice! Must be pretty hot in that thing!
**[07:16] Kyoko**
Now I bid you good day, Kiki-san.
**[07:18] Kyoko**
Keep the violence to a minimum, would you?
**[07:25] Kiki**
Death to all couples!
***SIGN*** Haunted House
***SIGN*** I'm sorry, Desumi-san
***SIGN*** Things have gotten a little complicated
***SIGN*** Let's meet up
in the haunted house
***SIGN*** Classroom 3-A
**[07:46] Desumi**
I think I finally lost her...
**[07:51] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[07:53] Desumi**
Fudo!
**[07:54] Fudo**
Your unprecedented cuteness revolutionizes
the concept of the maid!
**[07:58] Fudo**
The word "cute" hardly
seems sufficient anymore!
**[07:58] Sign**
*Thoughtful*
**[08:02] Desumi**
This is no time for that!
**[08:04] Desumi**
Let's hide back there!
**[08:08] Desumi**
I'm sorry, Fudo.
**[08:10] Desumi**
This has all been such a mess.
**[08:12] Fudo**
No, a glance at you in your maid
outfit makes anything worthwhile.
**[08:17] Desumi**
R-Really? I'm glad...
**[08:19] Desumi**
But you're embarrassing me again!
**[08:23] Desumi**
Oh, that's right...
**[08:26] Desumi**
Look, Fudo.
**[08:27] Desumi**
These are the sweets we serve
in our class's maid café.
**[08:38] Desumi**
W-Welcome home, master!
**[08:45] Fudo**
I might be the luckiest master
in all of human history!
**[08:50] Desumi**
Oh, you!
**[08:54] Fudo**
They're delicious.
**[08:56] Desumi**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[09:00] Desumi**
But... it really might be impossible
for us to be alone together
**[09:04] Desumi**
at the school festival, Fudo.
**[09:06] Fudo**
No, I believe we can overcome any
trial the world throws at us!
**[09:15] Fudo**
We must arrive at it no matter what...
**[09:17] Fudo**
Our shared Kokutei Moon!
**[09:25] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[09:27] Desumi**
Yes, you're right.
**[09:29] Desumi**
I should have confidence in us.
**[09:31] Desumi**
I feel bad for leaving my class in the lurch,
**[09:33] Desumi**
but let's wait here until the finale—
**[09:34] Kiki**
Illicit heterosexual relations detected!
**[09:38] Kiki**
I'm going to crush you!
**[09:43] Kiki**
Tell me your year and class number!
**[09:43] Desumi**
Run!
**[09:44] Fudo**
*Desumi-san!*
**[09:45] Desumi**
*Fudo!*
**[09:47] Both**
*Let's meet up again later!*
**[10:07] Desumi**
I think I lost her.
**[10:16] Anna**
Don't be so cold, Desucchi.
**[10:18] Anna**
You promised you'd go to
the Kokutei Moon with me!
**[10:23] Desumi**
I don't think I did!
***SIGN*** UMA Study Group
Famous UMA-yaki
**[10:35] Mob Boy**
This is gonna be fun!
**[10:36] Fudo**
*The couples have begun their exodus.*
**[10:39] Fudo**
*We have very little time left!*
**[10:44] Hayato**
Where have you been, Fudo?
**[10:46] Hayato**
You promised you'd serve
as my horse all day long!
**[10:50] Fudo**
I never made any such promise!
**[10:53] Girl B**
There he is!
**[10:54] Girl**
Hayato!
**[10:55] Boy A**
Fudo-kun!
**[10:57] Hayato**
Right here!
**[10:58] Hayato**
Sorry to keep you waiting, all!
**[11:05] Announcement**
*Attention, Kokutei Festival goers!*
**[11:07] Announcement**
*The time has arrived!*
**[11:10] Announcement**
* It's the shining jewel of the*
* Kokutei festival finale...*
**[11:15] Announcement**
*the Kokutei Moon!*
**[11:16] Announcement**
*It will be available for one hour only!*
**[11:20] Announcement**
* All couples, please gather*
* around the front entrance!*
**[11:31] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[11:52] Anna**
Desucchi!
**[12:05] Anna**
You can't get away from me, Desucchi!
**[12:08] Desumi**
H-Hojo-san! You're really
athletic, aren't you?!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[12:28] Anna**
Just give in already, Desucchi!
**[12:31] Kira**
My, my. Magahara-san...
**[12:33] Desumi**
I need your h-help, Blood Princess!
**[12:37] Kira**
None of that, now, Reaper-chan.
**[12:40] Kira**
You're not supposed to
call me that at school.
***SIGN*** Gekko Princess Series
Blood Princess
Kira Sanzugawa
**[12:47] Desumi**
S-Sorry about that, Sanzugawa-sensei!
**[12:49] Desumi**
But I have some urgent business to attend to!
**[12:51] Desumi**
Could you hold off the girl on the
other side of this door for me?
**[12:54] Desumi**
I can't seem to get her to leave me alone!
**[12:57] Kira**
That's no good, now.
**[13:00] Kira**
Bosslar-chan would be furious if he
caught me using my powers at school!
**[13:04] Desumi**
Please! I'm begging you!
**[13:07] Kira**
I'm afraid not.
**[13:10] Desumi**
I-I'll give you a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
***SIGN*** squee♥
**[13:15] narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[13:17] narrator**
* Blood Princess is in love*
* with Supreme Ruler Bosslar!*
**[13:22] Kira**
Well, perhaps just this once!
**[13:25] Desumi**
Thanks!
**[13:32] Kira**
You're not going anywhere, Hojo-san.
**[13:35] Anna**
*Ugh, Blood Princess...*
**[13:37] Anna**
*This sucks.*
**[13:39] Kira**
Why don't you stick around and
have a nice, long talk with me?
**[13:44] Anna**
Stop me, if you think you can.
**[13:49] Kira**
Bad girl.
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office Announcements
**[13:59] Kira**
Gracious. You're awfully strong, aren't you?
**[14:04] Anna**
* That's 'cause I'm also part*
* of the Princess Series!*
**[14:09] crowd**
An explosion?
**[14:10] crowd**
Some kind of event?
**[14:12] Desumi**
That bought me a little time, at least.
**[14:15] Girl**
So cute!
**[14:18] Girl Student B**
Isn't that Red and Blue?
**[14:20] Girl Student A**
What are they doing?
**[14:21] Desumi**
Red?
**[14:22] Hayato**
Good boy!
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
**[14:23] Hayato**
Run, run!
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** Wa ha ha ha
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
**[14:26] Desumi**
*What in the world is happening there?*
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
***SIGN*** spank
spank
**[14:29] Fudo**
*Desumi-san!*
**[14:30] Boy A**
Hot stuff!
**[14:30] Desumi**
*Fudo?*
**[14:33] Kiki**
Hey, Desumi.
**[14:35] Desumi**
Kiki?
**[14:35] Kiki**
You got nothing better to do, right?
**[14:37] Kiki**
Come help me track down couples.
**[14:39] Desumi**
* She didn't realize that was*
* me in the haunted house?*
**[14:42] Desumi**
*That's a relief.*
**[14:44] Desumi**
A-Actually, I do have a few plans...
**[14:47] Kiki**
But we've reached the finale.
**[14:49] Kiki**
What plans could you have?
**[14:51] Kiki**
Wait a minute...
**[14:53] Kiki**
You *did* mention you were interested
in romance that one time.
**[14:58] Kiki**
Don't tell me you've got a boyfriend, too!
**[15:00] Desumi**
Wait! Calm down!
**[15:03] Kiki**
*Shiver...*
***SIGN*** S
H
I
V
E
R
**[15:06] Kiki**
Th-This chilling aura...
**[15:14] Hayato**
We meet again.
**[15:16] Kiki**
H-He's...
**[15:16] Hayato**
*We meet again. We meet again. We meet again.
We meet again. We meet again...*
**[15:22] Hayato**
Haven't seen you since the beach!
**[15:25] Girls**
Hayato!
**[15:31] Desumi**
Fudo!
**[15:33] Desumi**
Now's our chance!
**[15:34] Fudo**
R-Right!
**[15:51] Fudo**
We're running out of time!
**[15:53] Desumi**
I know that.
**[15:54] Desumi**
But they all recognize you...
**[15:57] Desumi**
And Princess Series members
are all around us.
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
**[16:01] Staff**
Just five minutes left with the Kokutei Moon!
**[16:12] Fudo**
To break through the crowd and sit
there without anyone seeing us...
**[16:21] Fudo**
I'm out of ideas!
**[16:25] Kyoko**
Who in the world are you?
**[16:28] Kyoko**
I thought you were Bear-sama!
**[16:30] Bear Costumer**
Hang on! You're the one who grabbed on to me!
**[16:32] Shoko**
What are you trying to pull with
this extremely detailed costume?!
**[16:35] Bear Costumer**
I just really like bears, okay?!
**[16:37] Kyoko**
Then where is the real Bear-sama?!
**[16:40] Bear Costumer**
How should I know?!
**[16:42] Kyoko**
Oh, for pity's sake!
**[16:43] Kyoko**
Cosplay makes everything so confusing!
**[16:47] Desumi**
Fudo! We still have a chance!
**[16:49] Desumi**
We can't give up yet!
**[16:50] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[16:56] staff**
We'll take one more couple
before closing up shop!
***SIGN*** Kokutei Festival
**[17:02] Fudo**
A-Are you sure we can do it?
**[17:04] Desumi**
Yes, I know that we can.
**[17:07] Desumi**
There's nothing we can't do!
**[17:09] Desumi**
Right?
**[17:11] Fudo**
Indeed.
**[17:13] Fudo**
You're right,
**[17:15] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[17:22] Fudo**
Freezing Change!
**[17:26] Desumi**
Welcome Evil! Punish Good!
**[17:29] Changer**
*One! Change Gelato!*
**[17:36] Desumi**
Reaper Change!
**[18:01] Fudo**
Let's go, Desumi-san!
**[18:03] Desumi**
Yes, Fudo!
**[18:06] Student Man I**
Just one couple left?
**[18:08] Student Man A**
Hey, look at that!
**[18:12] Student Girl U**
That's so cool!
**[18:13] Student Man Costumer E**
Awesome taste!
**[18:15] Student Man Ka**
Amazing quality, too!
**[18:18] Student Man Costumer Ki**
It's pretty fanfic, though.
**[18:20] Student Man Costumer Ku**
Totally.
**[18:21] Student Man Costumer Ku**
Red Gelato and Reaper Princess, getting along?
**[18:54] Fudo**
When you and I work together,
**[18:57] Fudo**
there is nothing that we cannot achieve.
**[18:59] Desumi**
Yes, because we are an invincible couple.
**[19:05] Desumi**
Perhaps the day when we can see
each other with heads held high
**[19:08] Desumi**
isn't so far away after all, Fudo.
**[19:11] Fudo**
Yes indeed, Desumi-san.
**[19:15] Desumi**
And until that day comes, I'm going
to enjoy having this little secret!
**[19:21] Fudo**
Yes.
**[19:32] Staff**
Okay! I'm taking the picture!
**[21:19] Drone**
Hey, did you hear?
**[21:20] Drone**
Culverin Bear and Steel-chan are dating!
**[21:25] Catapult**
Oh hang on, is that for real?
**[21:28] Catapult**
I totally had a feeling, though!
**[21:30] Drone**
I hear they were together at the
high school culture festival.
**[21:35] Catapult**
Young love goals!
**[21:37] Catapult**
A culture festival date
is total young love goals!
**[21:39] Drone**
Right?
**[21:40] Drone**
But inter-company romance
is against the rules.
**[21:42] Drone**
So actually going through with it
seems a little inappropriate.
**[21:46] Catapult**
But that's what makes it frickin' sweet!
**[21:50] Catapult**
Hey, hey...
**[21:51] Catapult**
If you were gonna date someone,
who'd you go for? Matchlock Eagle?
**[21:55] Drone**
Oh, no!
**[21:56] Drone**
He's far too self-aggrandizing.
**[21:58] Catapult**
Then what about Railgun Lion?
**[22:01] Drone**
I don't think so...
**[22:02] Drone**
I can't handle those "ora-ora" types.
**[22:05] Catapult**
Hard same!
**[22:06] Catapult**
Gatling Wolf?
**[22:08] Drone**
He's too neurotic and fastidious.
**[22:11] Drone**
I don't think I could ever date him.
**[22:16] Drone**
A good man is hard to find, isn't he?
**[22:19] Catapult**
Yeah, and it's so crazy!
**[22:20] Catapult**
I can't believe Steel's into Culverin Bear!
**[22:24] Drone**
She is still young, though.
**[22:27] Drone**
Maybe she's confused huggability
for something else.
**[22:30] Catapult**
Doubt you'll see any other member of the
Princess Series doing the romance thing!
**[22:33] Drone**
What about Reaper-chan?
**[22:42] Catapult**
Reaper, huh? Yeah, nah!
**[22:45] Drone**
You think?
**[22:46] Catapult**
Oh, totes nah!
**[22:46] Drone**
Yeah, you're right.
**[22:50] Desumi**
I'm back!
**[22:52] Desumi**
Have you been a good girl?
**[22:54] Hellko**
*My mistress had another good day, I suppose.*
**[22:58] Desumi**
Ready for my hot bath!
**[23:01] Hellko**
*Because of that goon of a man, I suppose.*
**[23:05] Hellko**
*Not that I like to admit it.*
**[23:11] Hellko**
* But if my mistress is happy,*
* I suppose I'll allow it.*
**[23:20] Narrator**
*What is justice? What is peace?*
**[23:23] Narrator**
* Like hot-burning ice, they break*
* through the chaos of the age!*
**[23:27] Narrator**
*Their name, Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!*
**[23:31] Narrator**
*Tune in next week!*
**[23:32] Narrator**
* Next time, Episode 11: "What's the*
* Point of Getting Closer?"*
***SIGN*** Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer?
**[23:35] Fudo**
Humanity, preach love!
**[23:37] Desumi**
*Is that what this show is about?*
***SIGN*** Clink...
# E11 - What’s the Point of Getting Closer?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5NZP/whats-the-point-of-getting-closer)
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**[00:04] Drone**
Now!
**[00:05] Drone**
All forces, charge!
**[00:07] Combatants**
Kii!
**[00:09] Blue**
They're coming!
**[00:10] Blue**
Don't let your guard down, everyone!
**[00:13] Blue**
Wh-What the—
**[00:14] Blue**
My Swordgun broke?!
**[00:16] Pink**
Mine did, too!
**[00:19] Blue**
Wow...
**[00:24] Judgment**
Ha ha ha.
***SIGN*** Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer?
**[02:08] Beast**
What's with you, Reaper?
**[02:10] Desumi**
Oh, well...
**[02:11] Desumi**
I was just thinking, she's always by herself.
***SIGN*** Gekko Princess Series
Judgment Princess
Ranran
**[02:16] Beast**
Judgment, eh?
**[02:17] Beast**
She's a perpetual loner who
performs her missions in silence.
**[02:20] Beast**
The ideal Gekko soldier.
**[02:22] Steel**
Although when she removes her mask,
she has quite a charming appearance.
**[02:26] Desumi**
Yeah, yeah!
**[02:27] Desumi**
I'm gonna go talk to her!
**[02:28] Beast**
C'mon, mind your own business already!
**[02:33] Desumi**
Hey, Judgment!
**[02:36] Desumi**
Want to eat with us?
**[02:43] Judgment**
Another time, perhaps.
**[02:52] Drone**
Sorry about that, Reaper-chan.
**[02:55] Desumi**
Drone Rabbit-senpai...
**[02:57] Drone**
You know she's part of
my sixth squadron, right?
***SIGN*** Dish Return
Leave no scraps behind! -—Bosslar
**[03:00] Drone**
Our team specializes in covert
operations and espionage,
**[03:03] Drone**
so she's been trained specially
in that since she joined Gekko.
**[03:08] Drone**
Avoiding interpersonal
relationships and such.
**[03:11] Drone**
I've asked her to at least open
up to her comrades, but...
**[03:16] Desumi**
I had no idea.
**[03:19] Combatant A**
You sounded great again today!
**[03:21] Combatant B**
Thanks!
**[03:24] Combatant A**
Greetings!
**[03:25] Combatant B**
Judgment Princess!
**[03:37] Desumi**
Hold it, Judgment!
**[03:39] Desumi**
Here!
**[03:45] Desumi**
And you'd better be there!
***SIGN*** Princess Series Strategy Meeting
***SIGN*** Tonight at 6
***SIGN*** Gekko Women's Dorm
***SIGN*** Reaper Princess's Room
***SIGN*** Bring Pajamas
**[03:52] Judgment**
Strategy meeting?
**[03:59] Kiki**
Hey, Reaper.
***SIGN*** Princess Series
Pajama Takoyaki Sleepover
**[04:01] Kiki**
You tricked us, damn it!
**[04:03] Desumi**
Now, now.
**[04:04] Kiki**
When I heard you were holding
a strategy meeting,
**[04:05] Kiki**
I thought it meant you were
finally taking things seriously!
**[04:08] Kyoko**
And yet, you still attended in pajamas.
**[04:13] Kiki**
Shut up!
**[04:14] Kiki**
But...
**[04:16] Kiki**
When did you two get so chummy?
**[04:19] Desumi**
I wish I could tell you!
**[04:25] Kiki**
Knowing you, you set this up to get
closer to Judgment Princess, right?
**[04:30] Kiki**
But there's no way she's coming.
**[04:33] Kiki**
Unlike you, she's a solitary warrior who—
**[04:37] Desumi**
It's open! Come on in!
**[04:50] Desumi**
*Fudo... why?!*
**[04:52] Kiki**
H-Hey, you're...
**[04:54] Kyoko**
Red Gelato?
**[04:55] Kiki**
Going for a one-man raid, huh?!
**[05:00] Desumi**
*Wait a minute.*
**[05:02] Desumi**
*Can it...*
**[05:03] Desumi**
*Can it be...*
**[05:05] Kiki**
Fine by me! I'll take it from here!
**[05:08] Desumi**
Wait, Beast! That's—
**[05:15] Ranran**
Ha ha ha.
**[05:16] Ranran**
It is I. Surprised?
**[05:19] Ranran**
Though I admit, your perpetual
combat readiness does impress.
**[05:22] Ranran**
Did you see through my disguise, Reaper?
**[05:26] Desumi**
First, *he* would never take his shoes
off in such a haphazard fashion.
**[05:30] Desumi**
And your biceps brachii
muscles were a bit too small.
**[05:33] Ranran**
Impressive.
**[05:34] Kiki**
That's the rival I know.
She really does her research.
**[05:48] Desumi**
Okay, it's ready!
**[05:51] Both**
Let's eat!
**[05:55] Kiki**
Hey, that's pretty tasty!
**[05:57] Kyoko**
It's wonderful with cheese in, too!
**[06:03] Ranran**
I was informed that this
was a strategy meeting.
**[06:06] Ranran**
What is its actual point?
**[06:07] Kiki**
It's more like a friendly gathering.
**[06:10] Kyoko**
The purpose is for all of us to get closer.
**[06:14] Ranran**
What is the point of getting closer?
**[06:17] Kiki**
Yeah, I totally get how you feel!
**[06:20] Kiki**
But don't even bother.
**[06:21] Kiki**
Reaper's pretty damned
good at getting her way.
**[06:24] Kiki**
Now that we're here,
enjoying yourself is the only option.
**[06:27] Kyoko**
And you *do* seem to be enjoying
yourself, Beast-san.
**[06:30] Kiki**
A-Am not!
**[06:32] Desumi**
Have some, Judgment!
**[06:34] Desumi**
Is this your first time eating takoyaki?
**[06:36] Desumi**
It's very good.
**[06:49] Fudo**
Yes, it's quite delicious.
**[06:51] Kiki**
You're gonna give me a heart attack!
**[06:54] Ranran**
I'm sorry. I feel hesitant
to express myself freely.
**[06:57] Kiki**
That's no reason to retreat into a disguise!
**[07:25] Desumi**
Now, one big sleepover staple
is talking about romance!
**[07:28] Kiki**
Do you ever talk about anything else?
**[07:31] Kyoko**
But being in love can inspire you in work!
**[07:34] Kiki**
The hell?
***SIGN*** Personal Achievements on the Rise
**[07:37] Kiki**
I guess that is pretty convincing,
coming from you.
**[07:41] Ranran**
What is "being in love"?
**[07:43] Ranran**
Is being in love beneficial?
**[07:45] Desumi**
Oh, it's nothing but!
**[07:48] Ranran**
Can you describe the effects
of "being in love"?
**[07:51] Desumi**
It makes every day feel joyous,
like everything around you is shining!
**[07:56] Ranran**
This suggests that you are
currently in a state of love.
**[08:00] Desumi**
W-Well... we're not talking
about me right now.
**[08:03] Ranran**
We are. You can't escape it.
**[08:05] Ranran**
Who is it? Is it anybody I know?
**[08:08] Desumi**
I-I'm not telling!
**[08:09] Ranran**
Very well. I'll commence guessing.
**[08:11] Ranran**
This one?
**[08:12] Ranran**
This one?
**[08:13] Ranran**
This one?
**[08:15] Kiki**
There's no way it's Red, Judgment.
**[08:19] Ranran**
I wonder...
**[08:24] Kyoko**
You're blushing, Reaper-san.
**[08:27] Desumi**
I-I think I turned the heater up too high.
**[08:29] Desumi**
Boy, it's hot in here!
**[08:33] Desumi**
O-Oh, I know!
**[08:36] Desumi**
I've got presents!
**[08:39] Desumi**
Here!
**[08:43] Desumi**
To celebrate our new friendship!
**[08:48] Ranran**
Then, we are friends?
**[08:50] Desumi**
Yeah, totally!
**[08:56] Desumi**
And I made one for each of you!
**[08:58] Kiki**
Why in the world would you
make this stuff, Reaper?
**[09:02] Kyoko**
But of course, she is
in the handicrafts club!
**[09:31] Desumi**
Are you leaving, Judgment?
**[09:35] Desumi**
Thank you for coming.
**[09:39] Ranran**
Thank you for inviting me today.
**[09:42] Ranran**
I never intended to get closer with you all.
**[09:44] Ranran**
I intended to leave immediately.
**[09:47] Ranran**
But I do believe that I enjoyed myself.
**[09:52] Ranran**
Yes.
**[09:56] Desumi**
Come see us again sometime, Judgment.
**[10:03] Fudo**
You bet I will!
**[10:11] Desumi**
Sh-She gave me a heart attack...
**[10:26] Ranran**
Ha ha ha!
**[10:36] Desumi**
Hey, Fudo.
**[10:38] Desumi**
Are you really Fudo?
**[10:40] Fudo**
What are you talking about, Desumi-sa—
**[10:42] Fudo**
Hey! You're breaking my face!
**[10:45] Fudo**
Desumi—
***SIGN*** Rip
**[10:47] Fudo**
Wh-What are you doing, Desumi-san?!
**[10:51] Desumi**
I... I'm sorry, Fudo.
**[10:55] Desumi**
Love After World Domination.
**[11:10] Culverin**
You fell for my trap, heroes!
**[11:12] Culverin**
Here on this snowy mountain,
you can't even move!
**[11:15] Blue**
Isn't the same true for you?
**[11:17] Culverin**
No way...
**[11:18] Culverin**
He's right!
**[11:19] Culverin**
Anyway, go, Gekko soldiers!
**[11:26] Culverin**
I said, go!
***SIGN*** Mt. Takao Summit
**[11:38] Fudo**
Your coffee really is
truly exceptional, Desumi-san.
**[11:41] Desumi**
You old kidder!
**[11:43] Fudo**
The truth is, Desumi-san...
**[11:44] Fudo**
I have big news today.
**[11:47] Fudo**
At last, the book I worked so
hard on has been published!
***SIGN*** Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
A Treatise
By Fudo Aikawa
**[11:52] Fudo**
Here it is!
**[11:55] Desumi**
That's incredible!
**[11:56] Desumi**
Well done, Fudo!
**[11:57] Fudo**
To celebrate it going on sale,
**[11:59] Fudo**
I'm going to have a signing
at the bookstore tomorrow.
**[12:02] Desumi**
A signing?
**[12:03] Fudo**
Would you stop by if you
have time, Desumi-san?
**[12:06] Desumi**
Of course I'll be there!
**[12:08] Desumi**
Even if it kills me!
***SIGN*** The
Next
Day
***SIGN*** Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
A Treatise
By Fudo Aikawa
**[12:16] friend A**
Desumi. Desumi!
**[12:19] friend A**
C'mon, Desumi! Don't ignore me!
**[12:21] Friend B**
You want to go to a movie after school?
**[12:24] Desumi**
I'll pass for today. I've
got a signing to go to.
**[12:27] Friend B**
A signing?
**[12:28] Friend A**
For this book?
**[12:30] Friend B**
That book looks weird!
**[12:32] Desumi**
Regardless, it's important to me!
**[12:35] Desumi**
We'll go out another time.
**[12:37] Friend B**
You're bright red, though.
**[12:39] Desumi**
Well, I wouldn't say that...
**[12:41] friend A**
No, you're seriously red.
**[12:43] friend A**
Are you sure you don't have a fever?
**[12:45] Desumi**
A-Actually...
***SIGN*** Hot
***SIGN*** Hot
***SIGN*** Hot
***SIGN*** Hot
**[12:47] Desumi**
I am feeling a little... dizzy...
**[12:56] friend B**
Hey... Desumi?!
**[13:00] Friend A**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[13:02] Desumi**
Got to get... to the signing...
**[13:06] friend A**
In your condition?!
**[13:08] Friend B**
It could kill you!
**[13:10] Friend A**
Come on, get real.
**[13:11] Friend B**
Let's get you to the nurse's office.
**[13:13] Desumi**
I did spend the whole
day on a snowy mountain,
**[13:16] Desumi**
but I was in a snow hut, at least...
**[13:19] friend B**
That's what you do for fun?!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[13:30] Kira**
I sense... illness.
**[13:34] Friend A**
Sanzugawa-sensei, she's got a fever.
**[13:38] Kira**
Oh, poor thing!
**[13:41] Desumi**
*Blood Princess...*
**[13:44] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[13:45] Narrator**
* As revealed in the previous*
* episode's signs,*
**[13:48] Narrator**
* Nurse Sanzugawa is actually*
* Desumi's colleague, Blood Princess!*
**[13:54] Kira**
Just leave her to me.
**[13:56] Desumi**
No... I have to get to the signing...
**[14:03] Friend A**
Thanks for taking her!
**[14:05] Kira**
Take care, dears!
**[14:07] Friend A**
Did Sanzugawa-sensei seem weirdly
happy about this to you?
**[14:11] Friend B**
Oh, come on!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[14:26] Desumi**
Fudo...
***SIGN*** Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
A Treatise
Now Available
Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
**[14:55] Desumi**
A chain?
**[14:57] Kira**
How are you feeling?
**[15:00] Desumi**
Blood?
**[15:02] Kira**
Don't worry. You're safe now.
**[15:04] Kira**
Now, let's get you changed,
**[15:08] Kira**
Reaper-chan.
**[15:10] Desumi**
Have to get to... book signing...
**[15:15] Desumi**
What are you doing?!
**[15:17] Kira**
Come, now, let's wipe off that sweat.
**[15:20] Desumi**
Cut it out!
**[15:22] Kira**
Someone as strong as you is rarely injured,
**[15:25] Kira**
so this is the first time I've
been able to attend to you.
**[15:28] Kira**
Now, dearie, let Mommy look after you.
**[15:33] Desumi**
Please go away!
**[15:36] Kiki**
Hey, Desumi!
**[15:37] Kiki**
About our part-time job today…
**[15:41] Kiki**
Huh? She's not here?
**[15:43] Friend B**
Desumi caught a cold.
**[15:46] Friend B**
She's probably still sleeping
in the nurse's office.
**[15:48] Kiki**
What?!
**[15:49] Kyoko**
Desumi-san caught a cold?
**[15:51] Kyoko**
How unusual...
**[15:52] Kiki**
That's not good.
**[15:54] Kyoko**
What is it?
**[15:55] Kiki**
I left myself in Blood's care once before.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Kiki**
Sorry, Blood.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Kiki**
Can I ask for some treatment?
**[16:03] (Flashback) Blood**
Oh, most certainly.
**[16:09] Kiki**
She treats anyone she
looks after like a baby!
**[16:16] Kiki**
Her motherly instincts are out of control!
**[16:19] Kiki**
I managed to escape with my life,
**[16:21] Kiki**
but Mommy almost brainwashed
me in the process!
**[16:24] Kyoko**
Perhaps she succeeded?
**[16:26] Kyoko**
You just called her "Mommy."
**[16:28] Kiki**
Even if she is my rival, Reaper is my friend!
**[16:31] Kiki**
I have to save her from that hell!
**[16:34] Kyoko**
Do you think you can beat her?
**[16:36] Kiki**
Yeah, when she sees someone
who's sick, she loses all judgment.
**[16:39] Kiki**
We'll pretend to be sick to get close to her,
**[16:42] Kiki**
and when she lets her guard down,
we'll give her a pounding!
**[16:45] Kiki**
I haven't forgotten what you put me through.
**[16:47] Kiki**
Listen up, Mommy! I'm about
to traumatize *you*!
**[16:51] Kiki**
Stay safe until we get there, Reaper!
**[16:56] Desumi**
Blood... what is going on?
**[17:00] Kira**
Now, now, dearie.
**[17:01] Kira**
It's "Mommy," not "Blood."
**[17:04] Kira**
Here you are, sweetie, some nice porridge.
**[17:09] Kira**
Oh, look at you! You're chewing so good!
**[17:12] Kira**
Is it tasty?
**[17:15] Kira**
My sweetie little girl!
**[17:21] Desumi**
*Not good...*
**[17:22] Desumi**
*The signing's about to start...*
**[17:26] Blood**
Oh, darling dear. Are we sleepy?
**[17:30] Blood**
There, there. Mommy's here for nappy-time.
**[17:35] Blood**
Now, she'll read for you from
her original picture book...
***SIGN*** Fight!
Bosslar-kun
***SIGN*** Fight!
Bosslar-kun
***SIGN*** Fight!
Bosslar-kun
***SIGN*** Fight!
Bosslar-kun
**[17:43] Blood**
"Long, long ago, in a far-away land,
**[17:46] Blood**
there was a strong, brave,
**[17:50] Blood**
and occasionally very silly
little boy named Bosslar-kun..."
***SIGN*** Momotaro
**[17:55] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother**
"The old man went to the
mountains to gather wood,
**[17:58] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother**
while the old woman went to
the river to do the washing..."
**[18:05] Desumi**
*Mommy...*
**[18:09] Kiki**
Desumi!
**[18:09] Kyoko**
Desumi-san!
**[18:12] Kira**
Keep your voices down, girls.
**[18:15] Kira**
The baby just got to sleep.
**[18:20] Kiki**
*Not good!*
**[18:21] Kiki**
*She's gotten pretty far along...*
**[18:23] Kira**
Are the two of you under the weather as well?
**[18:28] Kiki**
Y-Yeah, my stomach hurts...
**[18:32] Kyoko**
And I have a bit of a cough!
**[18:34] Kira**
How awful!
**[18:35] Kira**
Let me look after you!
**[18:38] Kiki**
*She fell for it!*
**[18:39] Kira**
Click!
**[18:51] Kiki**
Ow, ow...
**[18:52] Kiki**
Where are we?
***SIGN*** Special Nurse's Office
**[18:55] Both**
"Special nurse's office"?
**[19:11] Kira**
We don't have enough beds
up there, so I'll treat you here!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[19:44] Fudo**
*Th-This is... Desumi-san's...*
**[19:49] Fudo**
Are you all right, Desumi-san?
**[19:51] Fudo**
You weren't answering your
phone, so I went looking...
**[19:57] Fudo**
Wh-Why is she sleeping like this?
**[20:01] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[20:06] Desumi**
Read it again...
**[20:10] Fudo**
R-Read... it?
**[20:13] Desumi**
Yeah... Yeah...
**[20:19] Fudo**
Then I shall.
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[20:22] Fudo**
"And in this writer's humble opinion,
the strongest insect is...
**[20:26] Fudo**
Of course, the ant!
**[20:28] Fudo**
Because the ant can lift several
times its own weight with its jaws—"
**[20:35] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[20:36] Fudo**
You're up, Desumi-san?
**[20:38] Desumi**
Why are you—
**[20:41] Desumi**
I-It's not like that, Fudo!
**[20:44] Desumi**
I was... delirious with a fever...
**[20:46] Fudo**
What? You have a fever, Desumi-san?!
**[20:48] Fudo**
That's awful!
**[20:53] Desumi**
Don't do that out of the blue!
You're making the fever worse!
**[20:55] Fudo**
S-Sorry, I wasn't thinking...
**[20:58] Desumi**
What about the signing?
**[21:00] Desumi**
You didn't slip out, did you?
**[21:02] Fudo**
Well, actually...
***SIGN*** Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
**[21:08] Fudo**
We didn't get a single customer.
**[21:12] Desumi**
R-Really?
**[21:15] Desumi**
Does that mean I get the first autograph?
**[21:24] Fudo**
Yes, of course!
**[21:27] Kira**
"And so, they lived happily
ever after together."
**[21:34] Kira**
Isn't that lovely?
**[21:37] Kyoko**
Goo-goo...
**[21:38] Kiki**
Mommy...
**[21:41] Fudo**
Did you hear someone reading aloud just now?
**[21:44] Desumi**
I didn't.
**[21:45] Desumi**
It's probably in your head!
***SIGN*** Fudo Aikawa
**[23:21] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[23:22] Desumi**
Fudo...
**[23:23] Fudo**
Desumi-san.
**[23:24] Desumi**
Fudo.
**[23:25] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[23:26] Desumi**
Fudo!
**[23:28] Fudo**
Desumi-san!!
**[23:29] Desumi**
Fudo!!
***SIGN*** Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
**[23:33] Fudo's Mom**
Next time, the final episode: "Eternal Rivals"!
**[23:37] Fudo & Desumi**
See you then!
# E12 - Eternal Rivals
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4Z09/eternal-rivals)
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**[00:08] Bosslar**
Soon, very soon...
***SIGN*** Ultimate
**[00:10] Bosslar**
The world will belong to Gekko!
***SIGN*** Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
**[00:21] Fudo**
Delicious!
**[00:22] Fudo**
They're like little hamburgers!
**[00:25] Desumi**
They're macarons.
**[00:27] Desumi**
And I made lots, so there are plenty
more where that came from.
**[00:29] Fudo**
Thanks.
**[00:31] Fudo**
Oh, and Desumi-san.
**[00:33] Fudo**
It looks like I'm going to
be in another commercial.
**[00:37] Fudo**
Here's the outline.
**[00:38] Desumi**
I can't wait!
**[00:41] Desumi**
What's it for this time?
**[00:43] Fudo**
It's some bridal thing.
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[00:46] Fudo**
What? It's just my usual commercial stuff.
***SIGN*** Kishimoto Weddings, Ltd
***SIGN*** New Commercial
***SIGN*** Our Wedding Is On
***SIGN*** Outline
**[00:49] Desumi**
*"Our Wedding Is On"?!*
***SIGN*** Our Wedding Is On
Outline
**[00:52] Desumi**
*And his costar is...*
***SIGN*** "Bride"
Anna Hashimoto
**[00:53] Desumi**
*The current big star, Hashi-An?!*
***SIGN*** The Cutest Anna Hashimoto
***SIGN*** In-Depth Guest
***SIGN*** Beshakuri
**[00:55] Desumi**
* The one who just said that Red's*
* her favorite member of Gelato 5...*
**[01:02] Fudo**
What is it, Desumi-san?
**[01:04] Desumi**
*"Scene 1. The couple enters the chapel."*
**[01:05] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[01:06] Desumi**
* "Scene 2. They gaze at each*
* other before the priest."*
**[01:07] Fudo**
Hello, Desumi-san?
**[01:10] Desumi**
*"Scene 3. They cut the cake."*
**[01:10] Fudo**
D-Desumi-san?
**[01:13] ---**
* Then the line: "For your big*
* day, choose Kishimoto Weddings."*
**[01:15] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[01:19] Desumi**
Fudo-kun...
**[01:20] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[01:22] Desumi**
This is one job that you dare not accept.
**[01:24] Fudo**
Wh-Why not?!
**[01:26] Fudo**
But I have to, Desumi-san!
**[01:28] Fudo**
The rest of the team turned them down!
**[01:31] (Flashback) Hayato**
My fans would be distraught to
see me in a commercial like that!
**[01:35] (Flashback) Hayato**
I'll pass, thanks.
**[01:36] (Flashback) Daigo**
It's incompatible with my image.
**[01:39] Fudo**
So I'm the only one left!
**[01:42] Desumi**
Well, you can't do it, either!
**[01:43] Fudo**
What's wrong with you, Desumi-san?
**[01:45] Fudo**
You've never been this selfish before.
**[01:48] Desumi**
Selfish?
**[01:50] Fudo**
This is my job.
**[01:51] Fudo**
How can I—
**[01:53] Desumi**
Fine, then!
**[01:54] Desumi**
Go cut your cake with Hashi-An or whatever!
**[01:57] Fudo**
Wait, Desumi-san!
**[01:59] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[02:01] Fudo**
What in the world happened there?
**[02:04] Haru**
I heard everything!
**[02:07] Fudo**
Haru-kun?
**[02:08] Fudo**
It's not nice to eavesdrop!
**[02:10] Fudo**
But yes, please tell me...
**[02:12] Fudo**
Why is Desumi-san so upset?
**[02:15] Fudo**
It's just a commercial!
**[02:17] Haru**
"Just a commercial..."
**[02:18] Haru**
Yet it *is* a commercial.
**[02:20] Haru**
Try to imagine it, Senpai.
**[02:22] Haru**
The person you most love, cutting a
cake with a total stranger...
**[02:28] Fudo**
Cutting a cake...
***SIGN*** Guahhh!!
**[02:36] Haru**
Do you grasp it now, Senpai?
**[02:40] Fudo**
What an incorrigible fool I've been!
**[02:43] Haru**
You can still make it right!
**[02:46] Prof**
What's all this, now?
***SIGN*** Thump
**[02:49] Fudo**
I just realized that I can't
do the cake-cutting scene!
**[02:52] Fudo**
Please, let me withdraw from the commercial!
**[02:54] Prof**
Why can't you do the cake-cutting scene?
**[02:57] Prof**
Nothing doing!
**[02:58] Prof**
Kishimoto Weddings is a
very important sponsor!
**[03:01] Fudo**
I'm begging you!
**[03:02] Prof**
Honestly!
**[03:04] Prof**
All right, Fudo-kun.
***SIGN*** Combined Weapon Proposal
**[03:06] Prof**
Look at this.
**[03:07] Prof**
The combined weapon made up
from your individual weapons
**[03:12] Prof**
has been stalled for a while
due to lack of funding.
**[03:16] Prof**
But just the other day, it became reality!
**[03:20] Prof**
Thanks to their large contribution.
**[03:23] Prof**
Although it's just a commercial, it's an
important part of our fight for world peace!
**[03:27] Prof**
Please don't be unreasonable.
**[03:31] Fudo**
*For the sake of world peace...*
**[03:33] Fudo**
*But is it worth making Desumi-san unhappy?*
**[03:38] (Flashback) Desumi**
I made lots!
**[03:41] Fudo**
That's it!
**[03:42] Prof**
What now?
**[03:44] Fudo**
*I'll make my own cake*
**[03:46] Fudo**
* and do my first cake-cutting with Desumi*
* before the commercial is filmed!*
**[03:52] Fudo**
No!
**[03:53] Fudo**
It's not good enough.
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** You have no new messages
**[04:17] Combatant A**
I ain't goin' in there!
**[04:18] Combatant B**
Too dangerous.
**[04:20] Beast**
What's all this about?
**[04:22] Combatant**
W-Well, you see...
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[04:28] Steel**
Is that...
**[04:29] Steel**
Reaper-san?
**[04:34] Desumi**
He hasn't called me in two whole days!
**[04:36] Desumi**
Stupid, stupid, stupid Fudo!
**[04:40] Gekko Announcer**
* All squad leaders and*
* Princess Series members,*
**[04:43] Gekko Announcer**
*report to the conference room at once.*
**[04:53] Bosslar**
Your attention, please!
**[04:55] Bosslar**
The time is nigh!
**[04:56] Bosslar**
This is the birth of our greatest
monster yet, the Ultimate Phantom!
**[05:01] Narrator**
* For the sake of any viewers*
* who may have forgotten,*
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[05:04] Narrator**
*allow me to explain once more!*
***SIGN*** Negative
***SIGN*** Negative Energy
**[05:06] Narrator**
* Secret Society Gekko is trying to use*
* the negative energy emitted by humans*
***SIGN*** Ultimate Phantom
**[05:10] Narrator**
* to fuel the creation of the Ultimate*
* Phantom, their greatest monster yet!*
**[05:17] Snake**
Hey, about dang time!
**[05:19] Bosslar**
It is your diligent efforts that
have made this day possible!
**[05:24] Bosslar**
Behold! It's filled to the
brim with negative energy!
**[05:27] Bosslar**
Now, let us celebrate!
**[05:33] Desumi**
*Celebrate... Cake...*
**[05:36] Desumi**
*Cutting a cake...*
**[05:38] Bosslar**
At last, our plans for world
domination will bear fruit!
**[05:45] Beast**
I feel you, Reaper Princess.
**[05:47] Beast**
Our day is finally here!
**[05:51] Desumi**
*Stupid Fudo...*
**[05:54] Bosslar**
Now, awaken!
**[05:58] Bosslar**
Our greatest monster, Ultimate Phantom!
***SIGN*** Ultimate
**[06:18] Ultimate**
Pucka-pucka.
**[06:23] Ultimate**
Goo-goo.
**[06:26] Ultimate**
Pucka-pucka. Pucka.
**[06:29] Steel**
It's not quite what I'd imagined.
**[06:31] Beast**
Looks pretty weak to me.
**[06:33] Blood**
Is it... a failure?
**[06:36] Bosslar**
I-It can't be!
**[06:39] Bosslar**
I created you for but one purpose!
**[06:41] Bosslar**
Destroy humanity and bring
about our dream of—
**[06:48] Bosslar**
Owie!
**[06:55] Bear**
Wh-What in the world?!
**[06:56] Blood**
Bosslar-sama!
**[07:03] Bear**
What?!
**[07:05] Eagle**
Is it...
**[07:06] Drone**
...out of control?
**[07:12] Bosslar**
Why... Why?!
**[07:15] Bosslar**
Ultimate Phantom!
**[07:18] Beast**
Bad little boys who don't do as they're told
**[07:21] Beast**
need punishment!
***SIGN*** Major Yikes Kannonflame
**[07:39] Beast**
Right here, kid!
***SIGN*** Rampaging Lion Claws
**[07:44] Beast**
Rampaging Lion Claws!
**[07:46] Blood**
Bloody Slicer!
***SIGN*** Bloody Slicer
**[07:51] Judgment**
Duàn Zuì Liè Lún!
***SIGN*** Duàn Zuì Liè Lún
**[08:00] Beast**
How d'you like that?
**[08:08] Bear**
Step aside, Princess Series!
**[08:10] Bear**
Fire!
**[08:28] Bear**
Did we do it?!
**[08:32] Bear**
What?!
**[08:33] Bear**
It did nothing—
**[08:43] Steel**
C-Culverin Bear-sama!
**[08:45] Beast**
It ate him?!
**[08:49] Steel**
Damn you!
**[08:59] Beast**
It integrates whatever it eats?
**[09:07] Beast**
N-Not good!
***SIGN*** Desumi Fudo
***SIGN*** Radiance
**[09:34] Fudo**
All done!
**[09:36] Prof**
Fudo-kun, it's time to head to the shoot!
**[09:40] Fudo**
Yes, sir!
**[09:52] Hashi-An**
Fudo-san!
**[09:53] Fudo**
Hashimoto-san!
**[09:58] Beast**
Hey! What's with you, Reaper?
**[10:00] Steel**
It ate Bear-sama!
**[10:03] Beast**
Oh, for... Can someone
here get real already?!
**[10:06] Beast**
It's heading for the city!
We have to go after it!
**[10:13] Fudo**
*Please... pick up, Desumi-san!*
**[10:17] Judgment**
Are you all right?
**[10:18] Drone**
Ow, ow...
**[10:20] Drone**
Yes, thanks. I'm fine.
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Fudo
**[10:27] Desumi**
Hmph!
**[10:28] Snake**
Sheesh, what a mess!
**[10:37] Desumi**
What a fool I've been.
**[10:45] Director**
Fudo-kun, I'd really like to start the shoot.
**[10:48] Fudo**
R-Right. Thanks.
***SIGN*** Desumi-san
Calling
**[10:52] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[11:02] Hashi-An**
Is something the matter?
**[11:06] Fudo**
Not at all.
**[11:07] Hashi-An**
Really?
**[11:09] Hashi-An**
Then I hope we can get started!
**[11:13] Director**
Time for Scene 3, cutting the cake!
**[11:20] Fudo**
*It's begun at last.*
**[11:23] Director**
Action!
**[11:38] Hashi-An**
Excuse me, Fudo-san.
**[11:40] Hashi-An**
You're holding it too hard!
**[11:43] Fudo**
I'm sorry.
**[11:46] Fudo**
*I can only cut my first cake with Desumi-san!*
**[12:07] Ultimate**
Pucka-pucka.
**[12:10] Fudo**
*What is that monster?!*
**[12:15] Reporter**
I'm currently over a wedding venue
where an explosion just occurred!
***SIGN*** BREAKING
CITY WEDDING VENUE
SUDDEN EXPLOSION
**[12:20] Reporter**
*Look at this!*
**[12:21] Reporter**
*The smoke hasn't even settled!*
**[12:23] Reporter**
* We can't tell if it's an accident*
* or intentional at this time.*
**[12:27] Reporter**
* But it's dangerous to be in the area,*
* so we implore everyone to stay away!*
**[12:30] Judgment**
The explosion appears to be
the work of Ultimate Phantom.
**[12:33] Reporter**
*I'm getting new information now.*
**[12:35] Reporter**
* It seems Fudo Aikawa of Gelato 5*
* was filming at this venue!*
**[12:44] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[12:47] Fudo**
You need to get to safety!
**[12:49] Hashi-An**
I will!
**[12:54] Fudo**
*Is this a new Gekko monster?*
**[12:58] Ultimate**
Destroy... humans.
***SIGN*** Desumi
Fudo
**[13:04] Fudo**
*The cake I made for Desumi-san and me!*
**[13:09] Daigo**
Fudo!
**[13:09] Hayato**
You okay?
**[13:12] Daigo**
Did you really just turn
your back on the enemy?
**[13:14] Misaki**
Come on, let's get transformed!
**[13:17] Misaki**
Hey... were you crying?
**[13:19] Fudo**
C-Certainly not!
**[13:24] Fudo**
Let's go! Time to transform!
**[13:31] Team**
Freezing Change!
**[13:33] Changer**
*Five!*
**[13:34] Changer**
*Four!*
**[13:36] Changer**
*Three!*
**[13:37] Changer**
*Two!*
**[13:38] Changer**
*One!*
**[13:39] Changer**
*Change Gelato!*
**[13:44] Red**
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
**[13:48] Red**
Red Gelato!
**[13:50] Blue**
The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
**[13:54] Blue**
Blue Gelato!
**[13:56] Yellow**
The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
**[13:59] Yellow**
Yellow Gelato!
**[14:02] Pink**
The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
**[14:05] Pink**
Pink Gelato!
**[14:08] Green**
The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
**[14:11] Green**
Green Gelato!
**[14:14] Gelato 5**
Together, we are...
**[14:16] Gelato 5**
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
**[14:21] Red**
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
**[14:41] Yellow**
Here's one for you!
**[14:45] Yellow**
Megaton Lemon Crush!
**[14:52] Pink**
Misaki-san!
**[14:53] Pink**
Let go of her!
**[14:55] Pink**
Sky Peach Rain!
**[15:01] Blue**
Right over here!
**[15:03] Blue**
Twin Soda Slash!
**[15:16] Red**
Sweet Berry Impact!
**[15:20] Red**
Daigo-san!
**[15:22] Green**
Right!
**[15:25] Green**
Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
**[15:30] Green**
Your ferocity is truly admirable.
**[15:33] Green**
I only wish we could have
met under different—
**[15:41] Red**
Guys!
**[15:44] Reporter**
The building's coming down!
**[15:47] Reporter**
*Are our heroes safe?!*
**[15:48] Fudo's Mother**
Oh my!
**[15:50] Reporter**
L-Look at that!
**[15:51] Reporter**
The fight isn't over!
**[15:53] Reporter**
And the giant monster
seems completely unharmed!
**[15:57] Green**
I'm sorry, Fudo.
**[15:59] Reporter**
And it looks like our heroes
have taken quite a beating...
**[16:02] Reporter**
How in the world is this going to turn out?
**[16:09] Beast**
Finally caught up.
**[16:11] Reporter**
It looks like Gekko reinforcements
have just arrived!
**[16:15] Reporter**
*Not only are they facing a ferocious monster,*
**[16:15] Desumi's Father**
Here's our chance!
**[16:17] Reporter**
* but the Princess Series*
* have also joined the fight!*
**[16:17] Kids**
Go, Gekko!
**[16:20] Reporter**
This might be the greatest
crisis Gelato 5 has ever faced!
**[16:26] Steel**
You'll pay.
**[16:28] Steel**
You'll pay!
**[16:34] Steel**
Iron Prison!
***SIGN*** Iron Prison
**[16:36] Reporter**
Oh! There seems to be some
in-fighting going on!
**[16:39] Reporter**
What could be the cause of it?!
**[16:40] Beast**
I'll slice you to ribbons!
**[16:53] Beast**
S-Steel!
**[17:05] Beast**
Y-You damned monster...
**[17:08] Reporter**
It appears Gekko doesn't have
control of this monster.
**[17:14] Reporter**
And now...
**[17:15] Reporter**
It's devouring the cake!
**[17:17] Reporter**
It just does whatever it wants!
**[17:24] Red**
This thing...
**[17:25] Reporter**
The monster's appearance is changing!
**[17:35] Desumi**
Fudo...
***SIGN*** Desumi
Fudo
**[17:54] Blue**
That thing is incredible!
**[17:57] Red**
Red here.
**[17:59] Prof**
*Fudo-kun, hold it horizontal!*
**[18:02] Prof**
*Fudo-kun.*
**[18:03] Prof**
*We're left with no other choice.*
**[18:05] Prof**
* It'll be quite a test run, but you'll*
* have to use that weapon we discussed.*
**[18:09] Prof**
*The Combiner Sword, Gelato Claymore!*
**[18:12] Prof**
*That weapon will surely defeat the monster.*
**[18:15] Prof**
*Everyone, combine your weapons!*
**[18:22] Red**
Let's go!
**[18:24] Team**
Combine!
**[18:38] Team**
Complete! Gelato Claymore!
**[18:42] Reporter**
Are you seeing this, everyone?
**[18:44] Reporter**
Gelato 5's weapons, and their hearts...
**[18:47] Reporter**
are united!
**[18:52] Red**
Everyone!
**[18:53] Reporter**
Blue, Green, Pink, and
Yellow have been captured!
**[19:01] Reporter**
Red's wound appears quite serious.
**[19:04] Reporter**
What in the world will happen next?!
**[19:06] Red**
Damn it!
**[19:14] Reporter**
What is this?!
**[19:17] Blue**
It can't be!
**[19:18] Reporter**
Reaper Princess joins the battle!
**[19:21] Reporter**
I can't believe what I'm seeing!
**[19:23] Reporter**
Those two eternal rivals...
working as a team?!
**[19:27] Red**
Desumi-san?
**[19:29] Desumi**
I'm sorry for being selfish.
**[19:32] Desumi**
I'm sure you must hate me now.
**[19:35] Red**
I wouldn't. Never ever.
**[19:37] Red**
Not even if the heavens fell to the earth!
**[19:41] Desumi**
Fudo!
**[19:43] Red**
Desumi-san.
**[19:45] Reporter**
I can't hear what they're saying,
**[19:47] Reporter**
but it's easy to imagine it's
a heated exchange of insults!
**[19:55] Desumi**
Are you ready, Fudo?
**[19:56] Red**
I am, Desumi-san!
**[20:23] Pink**
I know they can do this!
**[20:27] Beast**
Just do it, Reaper!
**[20:31] Team**
Go!
**[20:33] Desumi**
What? Fudo, is this...
**[20:36] Red**
Yes, this is...
**[20:42] Red& Desumi**
...like we're cutting a cake!
**[20:55] Blue**
Heck yeah!
**[20:56] Beast**
Running away with the glory...
**[21:00] Boys A&B**
They did it!
**[21:01] Fudo's Mother**
That's my Fudo!
**[21:03] Urami**
Big Sister!
**[21:04] Kids**
Big Sis!
**[21:20] Fudo**
Thank you, Desumi-san.
**[21:22] Fudo**
I would have lost for sure if not for you.
**[21:25] Desumi**
I'm the one who should thank you.
**[21:27] Desumi**
You made us a cake, didn't you?
**[21:31] Desumi**
I'd love to actually eat the next one!
**[21:33] Fudo**
Easily provided, Desumi-san!
**[21:37] Fudo**
This child... isn't it that monster?
**[21:39] Desumi**
I think it is.
**[21:41] Desumi**
It's too small to cause any
more harm now, I'm sure.
**[21:43] Baby**
Papa! Mama!
**[21:46] Fudo**
R-Really!
**[21:47] Fudo**
This appears to be a case
of mistaken identity!
**[21:50] Desumi**
Honestly, what a silly baby!
**[21:52] Reporter**
After vanquishing the giant monster,
**[21:54] Reporter**
has a new friendship sprung up between them?!
**[21:56] Reporter**
Let's have an interview!
**[22:00] Reporter**
Rondo of the Reaper!
***SIGN*** Rondo of the Reaper
**[22:07] Reporter**
Th-There's no mutual understanding at all!
**[22:13] Fudo**
N-Not bad, Reaper Princess!
**[22:17] Desumi**
F-Friendship? Don't be absurd!
**[22:20] Desumi**
I am Reaper Princess.
**[22:21] Desumi**
The cold and merciless devil incarnate!
**[22:24] Desumi**
Never forget that.
**[22:25] Baby**
Mama! Mama!
**[22:38] Fudo**
Let us meet again, De—
**[22:39] Fudo**
Reaper Princess!
**[22:42] Desumi**
A-Any time, Fu—
**[22:44] Desumi**
Red Gelato!
**[22:46] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[22:48] Narrator**
*This is the story of a hero of justice*
**[22:51] Narrator**
*and a secret society's combatant*
**[22:52] Narrator**
*walking the road of forbidden love!*