Love After World Domination

It’s love at first sight for Fudo and Desumi, except it was during a battle of life and death. Fudo, leader of the hero squad Gelato 5, and Desumi, the Death Queen of the evil society Gekko, have found themselves caught in a forbidden love—and it’s their first relationship! Moving in secrecy, they live holding hands with one weapon in the other, finding out what’s truly fair in love and war.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - I Love You!

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[00:09] desumi
    Hey... Fudo.
[00:11] fudo
    Yeah?
[00:12] desumi
    Do you think... maybe...
[00:14] fudo
    Hey, look at that!
[00:16] desumi
    I b-baked the cookies this morning.
[00:20] desumi
    I don't know if you'll like them, but...
[00:30] fudo
    They're shockingly delicious!
[00:32] desumi
    Really?
[00:34] desumi
    I'm so glad.
[00:43] desumi
    Fudo? What's the matter?
[00:46] fudo
    Just...
[00:48] fudo
    On a day with the perfect date weather,
[00:50] fudo
    eating sweet things made by
    the person I love the most...
[00:54] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[00:56] fudo
    I'm the luckiest man in the universe.
[00:59] desumi
    You just love to exaggerate.
[01:54] desumi
    Ah, Desumi-san...
[01:56] desumi
    You are beautiful.
[01:58] desumi
    I could look at you for hours.
[02:00] desumi
    Stare...
[02:03] desumi
    C'mon, don't stare!
[02:06] desumi
    You're not even blinking!
[02:08] desumi
    But don't get the wrong idea!
[02:10] desumi
    It's not that I don't like it.
[02:14] desumi
    I'm just not... used to it.
[02:18] fudo
    Oh so cute...
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[02:20] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[02:22] fudo
    I have a serious favor to ask you.
[02:24] desumi
    A favor?
[02:31] fudo
    According to the specialist
    texts I consulted on the topic,
[02:33] fudo
    couples are supposed to hold hands.
[02:37] fudo
    Do you think we could try it?
[02:40] desumi
    H-Hold hands? Us?
[02:57] desumi
    I can't do it!
[02:58] desumi
    It's just too soon for us!
[03:00] fudo
    Desumi-san!
[03:01] desumi
    I said I can't do it!
[03:02] fudo
    But...
[03:03] desumi
    T-Think about it, Fudo!
[03:05] desumi
    This is only our third-ever date!
[03:08] desumi
    It's premature!
[03:09] fudo
    Statistics suggest that hand-holding tends
    to happen on the second or third date!
[03:13] desumi
    The average couple is incredible!
[03:45] blue
    You okay up here, Red?!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[03:50] narrator
    Allow me to explain!
SIGN    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5
[03:52] narrator
    Freezing Sentai Gelato
    5's leader, Red Gelato,
SIGN    Aikawa
SIGN    Fudo
[03:57] narrator
    a.k.a. Fudo Aikawa...
SIGN    Secret Society Gekko
[03:59] narrator
    and leader of combatants
    for Secret Society Gekko,
[04:03] narrator
    the Reaper Princess, a.k.a. Desumi Magahara...
SIGN    Desumi Magahara
[04:07] narrator
    have climbed the insurmountable wall
    that stands between their organizations
[04:11] narrator
    to engage in a taboo relationship!
SIGN    Episode 1 I Love You!
[05:48] blue
    What an intense battle!
[05:50] blue
    I don't think there's
    anything I can do to help.
[05:52] blue
    I'm leaving this to you, Red!
[05:59] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[06:00] fudo
    We're holding hands right now.
[06:07] desumi
    Y-You mean... we did it?
[06:10] fudo
    We did!
[06:12] desumi
    Isn't it wonderful, Fudo?
[06:18] desumi
    And doing it with interlocked
    fingers like we did
[06:21] desumi
    is apparently a very advanced act!
[06:25] desumi
    It's a day worth remembering—
    the first time we held hands.
[06:29] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[06:31] fudo
    My first-ever girlfriend.
SIGN    1 Week
     Earlier
[06:34] fudo
    I'm so glad I worked up my courage that day!
SIGN    Hero Sentai
    Gelato 5 Headquarters
SIGN    Red Gelato
    Fudo Aikawa
[06:51] (Flashback) haru
    Good morning, Fudo-senpai!
[06:54] (Flashback) fudo
    Hey. Morning, Haru-kun.
SIGN    Pink Gelato
    Haru Arisugawa
[06:56] (Flashback) haru
    You can use this, if you like.
[06:58] (Flashback) fudo
    Thanks, I appreciate it.
[07:00] (Flashback) haru
    It's nothing, really.
[07:01] (Flashback) haru
    But I guess it's almost time
    for the meeting, right?
[07:03] (Flashback) haru
    Want to walk there together?
SIGN    Refreshing! Goes down easy!
SIGN    For building ideal muscles
    
    Protein 98.5%
SIGN    The Rich Flavor
    
    100% Real Milk
SIGN    Delicious Milk
[07:05] (Flashback) fudo
    Sure thing.
[07:07] (Flashback) hayato
    C'mon, don't be shy!
[07:09] (Flashback) hayato
    A date with me is all
    the excitement you need!
[07:12] female staffer
    Actually... I'm rather busy...
[07:13] (Flashback) haru
    Hayato-san's at it again.
SIGN    Blue Gelato
    Hayato Ojino
[07:16] (Flashback) hayato
    Where should we go?
[07:17] (Flashback) hayato
    Karaoke? A club?
[07:19] female staffer
    Excuse me, I have to...
[07:19] (Flashback) hayato
    Just don't fall in love too fast
    when you see me on the dance floor!
[07:22] (Flashback) hayato
    Just leave it all to me.
[07:23] female staffer
    Hey!
[07:24] (Flashback) hayato
    Providing a cool escort for
    an adorable little kitten
[07:27] (Flashback) hayato
    is my form of justi—
[07:31] (Flashback) hayato
    She knows she wants me.
[07:37] misaki
    Look at you, right on time!
SIGN    Yellow Gelato
    Misaki Jinguji
SIGN    Green Gelato
    Daigo Todoroki
[07:40] (Flashback) daigo
    It seems we're all here.
[07:43] (Flashback) fudo
    All right!
[07:52] professor
    Good morning, Gelato 5!
SIGN    Gelato 5 Commander
    Professor Big Gelato
[07:55] (Flashback) fudo
    Good morning, sir!
[07:57] (Flashback) misaki
    Morning!
[07:58] (Flashback) hayato
    Mornin'!
[07:59] (Flashback) haru
    Good morning!
[08:01] (Flashback) daigo
    Professor, the package you requested.
[08:03] (Flashback) professor
    It's appreciated as always, Daigo-kun.
[08:07] (Flashback) professor
    What a fine smell!
[08:10] (Flashback) misaki
    Croissants!
[08:11] (Flashback) misaki
    Hey, can I have some too?
[08:13] (Flashback) professor
    Of course you can!
[08:15] (Flashback) professor
    Feel free to help yourselves while I talk!
[08:22] (Flashback) fudo
    Reaper Princess...
[08:25] (Flashback) professor
    A powerful Gekko combatant who began
    appearing roughly six months ago.
[08:31] (Flashback) professor
    As you all know, Gekko is a secret
    society plotting world domination.
[08:36] (Flashback) professor
    But the appearance of the Reaper Princess has
    made them more formidable than ever.
[08:41] (Flashback) professor
    I want you all to engage her with caution!
[08:47] base announcer
    Secret Society Gekko appearance detected.
[08:50] base announcer
    Gelato 5, move out at once.
[08:54] (Flashback) professor
    Gelato 5, move out!
[09:00] (Flashback) man
    Help!
SIGN    Princess Series
    Reaper Princess
SIGN    Gekko Monster
    Culverin Bear
SIGN    Moonlight
     Soldiers
[09:09] culverin
    Cower in fear, pathetic humans!
[09:13] (Flashback) boy A
    It's Gekko!
[09:14] (Flashback) boy B
    Man, Culverin Bear is huge!
[09:17] (Flashback) fudo
    That's enough of that!
[09:19] (Flashback) culverin
    There you are!
[09:21] (Flashback) boys
    They're here!
[09:29] (Flashback) gelato 5
    Freezing Change!
[09:32] changer
    Five!
[09:33] changer
    Four!
[09:35] changer
    Three!
[09:36] changer
    Two!
[09:38] changer
    One!
[09:39] changer
    Change Gelato!
[09:56] (Flashback) red
    The aroma of strawberry,
    the flavor of justice!
[09:59] (Flashback) red
    Red Gelato!
[10:02] (Flashback) blue
    The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
[10:06] (Flashback) blue
    Blue Gelato!
[10:08] (Flashback) yellow
    The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
[10:12] (Flashback) yellow
    Yellow Gelato!
[10:15] (Flashback) pink
    The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
[10:18] (Flashback) pink
    Pink Gelato!
[10:21] (Flashback) green
    The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
[10:25] (Flashback) green
    Green Gelato!
[10:28] (Flashback) gelato 5
    Together, we are...
[10:29] (Flashback) gelato 5
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[10:35] (Flashback) red
    Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[10:37] (Flashback) culverin
    We'll have our revenge at last!
[10:40] (Flashback) culverin
    Get them!
[10:46] (Flashback) red
    Sweet Berry Impact!
[10:53] (Flashback) yellow
    Megaton Lemon Crush!
[11:01] (Flashback) pink
    Sky Peach Rain!
[11:09] (Flashback) green
    Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
[11:18] (Flashback) blue
    Twin Soda Slash!
[11:22] (Flashback) boys
    Heroes rock!
[11:26] (Flashback) culverin
    Impressive as ever, Gelato 5!
[11:29] (Flashback) culverin
    But the rest won't be so easy!
[11:55] (Flashback) red
    The rest of you, handle Culverin Bear!
[11:57] (Flashback) red
    I'll take the Reaper Princess!
[12:00] (Flashback) red
    Let's go!
[12:01] (Flashback) others
    Right!
[12:39] (Flashback) culverin
    Retreat!
[12:40] (Flashback) culverin
    Let's call it off for now!
[12:43] (Flashback) culverin
    B-But I'll get you next time!
[12:48] (Flashback) reaper
    I've never met someone who
    could keep up with me before.
[12:55] (Flashback) reaper
    Perhaps this is what they call destiny.
[12:59] (Flashback) reaper
    We'll meet again... Red Gelato.
[13:14] (Flashback) professor
    Lick, lick...
[13:15] professor
    Fighting in the morning,
    training in the afternoon?
[13:19] professor
    He's a role model for all heroes
    with a work ethic like that.
[13:51] (Flashback) professor
    What's going on in your life, boy?
[13:55] (Flashback) professor
    Don't you do anything but bodybuilding?
[14:00] (Flashback) fudo
    There's something on my mind.
[14:03] (Flashback) professor
    Oh?
[14:04] professor
    Knowing Fudo-kun,
[14:06] professor
    he's probably mulling over issues of world
    peace, or perhaps the nature of justice.
[14:10] (Flashback) fudo
    I was thinking about the woman I love.
[14:13] professor
    What?!
[14:15] (Flashback) professor
    F-Fudo-kun!
[14:17] (Flashback) professor
    Y-You've developed a crush?!
[14:20] (Flashback) fudo
    It was love at first sight.
[14:22] (Flashback) fudo
    I've never been in love before now!
[14:24] (Flashback) professor
    H-Have you told her how you feel?
[14:27] (Flashback) fudo
    Of course not.
[14:28] (Flashback) fudo
    I'm a hero.
[14:30] (Flashback) fudo
    She and I live in two different wo—
[14:33] (Flashback) professor
    Fool!
[14:35] (Flashback) fudo
    P-Professor?
[14:36] (Flashback) professor
    What's there to say a
    hero can't fall in love?
[14:39] (Flashback) professor
    You're as human as the rest of us!
[14:41] (Flashback) professor
    You must tell her how you feel at once!
[14:43] (Flashback) fudo
    But...
[14:44] (Flashback) professor
    That's an order!
[14:46] (Flashback) fudo
    Are you sure, Professor?!
[14:49] (Flashback) professor
    Love will bring you to the
    next stage of your life!
[14:52] (Flashback) professor
    I'll take responsibility
    for whatever happens!
[14:56] (Flashback) fudo
    Very well, sir!
[14:58] (Flashback) fudo
    I'm off!
[15:01] professor
    I always thought his single-minded
    focus on bodybuilding was sad,
[15:05] professor
    but it's good to see he's
    a red-blooded young man!
[15:08] professor
    But what kind of woman could it
    be, who's stolen Fudo-kun's heart?
[15:14] professor
    Could it be a nurse, perhaps?
[15:16] professor
    I've a fondness for nurses myself!
[15:29] (Flashback) desumi
    I was surprised by your invitation
    to this little tête-à-tête, Red.
[15:35] (Flashback) desumi
    But you don't have to explain...
[15:39] (Flashback) desumi
    You want to pick up where we left off, right?
[15:41] (Flashback) desumi
    I was hoping to settle things myself!
[15:54] (Flashback) desumi
    What is it?
[16:03] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:04] (Flashback) desumi
    Wha?
SIGN    Clink...
[16:08] desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[16:13] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:14] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:15] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:17] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:19] (Flashback) fudo
    From the moment we first met...
[16:22] (Flashback) fudo
    I've loved you!
[16:26] (Flashback) fudo
    I just wanted to tell you—
[16:27] (Flashback) desumi
    Now hang on a second!
[16:29] (Flashback) desumi
    Are you nuts?
[16:29] (Flashback) desumi
    We're mortal enemies, remember?!
[16:31] (Flashback) fudo
    I'm perfectly sane!
[16:32] (Flashback) desumi
    Did you hit your head somewhere?
[16:33] (Flashback) fudo
    Don't worry.
[16:34] (Flashback) fudo
    I got Professor Big Gelato's permission.
[16:36] (Flashback) desumi
    Exactly, there's no way he'd permit—
[16:39] (Flashback) desumi
    What?!
[16:41] (Flashback) desumi
    Of course... I see your game now.
[16:46] (Flashback) desumi
    You know I've had no experience with such
    things... and you're teasing me about it.
[16:51] (Flashback) desumi
    How humiliating!
[16:53] fudo
    Squee...
SIGN    squee
[16:54] (Flashback) desumi
    Using that as a pretext
    to throw me off my game...
[16:59] (Flashback) desumi
    I'm disappointed in you, Red!
[17:01] (Flashback) fudo
    No, I swear—
[17:04] (Flashback) desumi
    You'll pay for this, fiend!
[17:06] (Flashback) fudo
    It's not like that, Desumi-san!
[17:08] (Flashback) desumi
    I haven't given you
    permission to use my name!
[17:11] (Flashback) desumi
    No man could possibly ever love me!
[17:17] (Flashback) desumi
    I'm the kind of woman...
[17:19] (Flashback) desumi
    whose comrades spread rumors that
    my favorite food is raw bear meat!
[17:24] (Flashback) fudo
    It's not! Your favorite foods
    are pancakes and pasta!
[17:27] (Flashback) desumi
    How would you know that, creep?!
[17:32] (Flashback) desumi
    They also say that I drink
    the blood of wild boars!
[17:34] (Flashback) fudo
    No! You mainly drink green smoothies!
[17:37] (Flashback) desumi
    They say I wander the streets at
    night seeking strong men to beat up!
[17:41] (Flashback) fudo
    At night, you do Pilates!
[17:42] (Flashback) desumi
    That I'm an alien killing machine!
[17:54] (Flashback) fudo
    You were born...
[17:56] (Flashback) fudo
    in Hakata!
[17:58] (Flashback) desumi
    How did you know all that?!
SIGN    Desumi Magahara
[18:00] sign
    m 355 179 l 357 234 460 233 469 202 458 182
SIGN    1 like
    I made mentaiko pasta
    #homecooking
    #wishIwasbetteratit
SIGN    
    Comments
[18:01] (Flashback) fudo
    I looked through all your
    social media accounts.
SIGN    Hello there, it looks delicious
[18:05] (Flashback) fudo
    And those replies from "Proteinman"...
    They're from me.
SIGN    Hello there, it looks delicious
[18:10] (Flashback) fudo
    You're no killing machine.
[18:13] (Flashback) fudo
    You always do your nails up in a cute way,
[18:15] (Flashback) fudo
    you love your fancy accessories,
[18:17] (Flashback) fudo
    and you change up your perfume
    based on how you feel that day.
[18:20] (Flashback) fudo
    You're as real as a girl can be.
[18:23] (Flashback) desumi
    Real girls don't wield flails.
[18:26] (Flashback) fudo
    Don't worry. I'll catch it.
[18:28] (Flashback) desumi
    B-But we're enemies!
[18:31] (Flashback) fudo
    I think we can work it out!
[18:33] (Flashback) desumi
    But...
[18:36] (Flashback) fudo
    Would you please be my girlfriend?
[18:39] (Flashback) desumi
    I-It's not possible—
[18:41] (Flashback) fudo
    Desumi-san, I mean this!
[18:58] (Flashback) desumi
    Fine.
[19:05] (Flashback) desumi
    I... I'm looking forward to it.
[19:12] (Flashback) desumi
    B-But just so you know, I don't know
    anything about the mechanics of dating!
[19:16] (Flashback) fudo
    Don't worry. I don't know, either!
SIGN    And now...
[19:23] desumi
    By the way, Fudo.
[19:25] desumi
    When I headed out this morning,
    my cat did the funniest—
[19:27] fudo
    H-Hang on a minute.
[19:29] fudo
    You have a cat, Desumi-san?
[19:31] desumi
    Oh? You didn't know?
[19:34] desumi
    The great Fudo didn't even know I have a cat!
[19:38] fudo
    There's still so much I don't know.
[19:41] desumi
    I'll take pity on you,
[19:42] desumi
    and give you a special little peek!
[19:46] desumi
    Her name's Hellko!
[19:47] desumi
    Well? Isn't she a sweetie?
[19:51] fudo
    Desumi-san caught herself in the shot!
[19:53] fudo
    And it looks like she
    just got out of the bath!
[19:56] fudo
    Can a man truly feel this much happiness?
[20:00] desumi
    Well, I know Hellko's pretty cute,
[20:03] desumi
    but you really do love to exaggerate!
[20:05] fudo
    It's hardly an exaggeration.
[20:07] fudo
    Just being with you really
    makes me that happy.
[20:11] desumi
    I feel the same way.
[20:15] desumi
    But don't forget, Fudo.
[20:18] desumi
    We can't let anybody know about us.
SIGN    Failure of Justice
     Daily Hero (Extra)
    Reaper Princess Steamy Love Red
    Photos of their tryst in the middle of work!
    No denial of the reports of their affair
SIGN    It's true!
    A Hero Dethroned!
    An unprecedented scandal
    Hero
    Secret Society
[20:23] desumi
    If this comes out, we won't
    be able to stay together.
[20:26] desumi
    It might even become national news!
[20:30] fudo
    I know that.
[20:32] fudo
    I'm not much of a secretive person,
[20:34] fudo
    but I will keep this secret!
[20:36] desumi
    Good.
[20:38] desumi
    But some day...
[20:40] desumi
    I hope the world becomes a place where
    we can see each other, heads held high!
[20:44] desumi
    Right, Fudo?
[20:48] fudo
    Desumi-san!
[20:50] fudo
    I love you!
[20:52] yellow
    Red, we're done—
SIGN    snap
SIGN    Rumba of the Reaper
[20:57] desumi
    Rumba of the Reaper!
[21:05] yellow
    Hey!
[21:05] yellow
    R-Red, hang in there!
[21:08] fudo
    I-Impressive indeed, Reaper Princess!
[21:13] fudo
    I'll see that you pay for this...
[21:16] fudo
    Let us meet again... soon.
[21:19] desumi
    V-Very well!
[21:21] desumi
    I'll be ready and waiting!
[21:22] desumi
    Farewell, Fudo... Red!
[21:25] desumi
    I'll meet you, whenever you dare!
[21:28] desumi
    Perhaps the day after tomorrow?
[21:32] yellow
    You okay?
[21:34] fudo
    Yeah, I'm fine.
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[21:36] narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[21:38] narrator
    This is the story of a hero of justice
[21:42] narrator
    and a secret society's combatant
[21:44] narrator
    beginning their journey down
    the road of forbidden love!
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] professor
    Training again? A true inspiration!
[23:23] professor
    By the way, Fudo-kun...
[23:24] professor
    Speaking as the one who
    pushed you to go for it,
[23:27] professor
    I was wondering... How'd the confession go?
[23:30] professor
    Oh? Maybe he's not listening?
[23:32] professor
    Fudo-kun?!
[23:34] fudo
    Next time on Love After World Domination:
SIGN    Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
[23:37] fudo
    Episode 2: "The Truth About Dating"!

Season 1

E2 - The Truth About Dating

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SIGN    Six Months Earlier
[00:50] (Flashback) Desumi
    You're tougher than the rumors
    suggested, Red Gelato!
SIGN    And Today
[01:12] Reporter
    Watch this, everyone!
[01:13] Reporter
    I'm currently looking down on the battle
    raging between the Gelato 5 and Gekko.
[01:19] Reporter
    Look at this! The action is
    too intense to turn away!
[01:22] Reporter
    These heroes are fighting
    for the peace of our world!
[01:26] Reporter
    And now...
[01:28] Reporter
    Red Gelato and Reaper
    Princess are facing off!
[01:31] Reporter
    It's a true battle between aces!
SIGN    LIVE FROM THE SKIES ABOVE THE CITY
[01:33] Boy A&B
    Go!
[01:35] Reporter
    If you're watching this at home,
    please join me in cheering for Red!
[01:39] Red
    I'll feint with a left hook,
    leading into a right inside low kick.
[01:43] Red
    Watch for it!
[01:45] Desumi
    I'll block the low kick and
    lead into a right high kick.
[01:47] Desumi
    You should duck!
[01:49] Red
    Understood!
[01:57] Desumi
    Impressive indeed, Red.
[01:59] Red
    Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
[02:02] Reporter
    Look at that!
    They're heading off to have a duel!
[02:08] Narrator
    For those who missed the previous episode,
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[02:10] Narrator
    allow me to explain once more!
[02:13] Narrator
    Red Gelato of Freezing Sentai
    Gelato 5, Fudo Aikawa,
[02:16] Narrator
    and combatant for Secret Society Gekko,
    Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,
SIGN    T
    H
    E
    Y
    
    A
    R
    E
SIGN    D
    
    A
    
    T
    
    I
    
    N
    
    G
    
    !
[02:23] Narrator
    are dating!
SIGN    Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
[04:00] Fudo
    By the way... Desumi-san.
[04:02] Desumi
    What is it, Fudo?
[04:04] Fudo
    We seem a bit further away
    than usual, don't we?
[04:07] Desumi
    D-Do you think?
[04:09] Desumi
    This feels normal to me...
[04:11] Fudo
    It's really not!
[04:12] Fudo
    We're usually much—
[04:13] Desumi
    Stay back! Don't come any closer!
SIGN    Rejected
[04:16] Desumi
    No, it's not like that!
[04:19] Desumi
    I just... I was really active today, so...
[04:24] Desumi
    I'm probably smelly.
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[04:27] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
[04:28] Desumi
    So, I just...
[04:31] Fudo
    I swear never to leave you, Desumi-san,
[04:34] Fudo
    no matter how you may smell!
[04:35] Desumi
    Don't say it that way!
[04:37] Desumi
    Why are you so insensitive?!
[04:38] Desumi
    I'll just spend the rest of
    the day looking this way.
[04:51] Fudo
    I've never known anyone so charming!
[04:58] Desumi
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[05:00] Fudo
    I love you, even when you're angry!
[05:03] Desumi
    H-Hey!
[05:07] Desumi
    Fine, whatever!
[05:14] Desumi
    Stop it, you jerk!
[05:16] Desumi
    You can't share the pictures
    if you use a camera like that one.
[05:19] Desumi
    Use my smartphone.
[05:25] Desumi
    You have to scooch in more.
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:33] Fudo
    We-We're closer..
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:34] Desumi
    We-We're so much closer...
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:37] both
    ...than we've ever been!
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:39] Fudo
    The magic of the camera is a powerful thing!
[05:42] Fudo
    And...
[05:44] Fudo
    Just as I thought...
    You smell wonderful, Desumi-san!
[05:48] Desumi
    Hey, eyes open!
[05:50] Fudo
    R-Right...
[05:55] Yellow
    Hey, Red!
[05:57] Fudo
    Not good!
[06:00] Misaki
    We're finished up over there!
[06:02] Fudo
    Did she see—
[06:03] Misaki
    Hey, you beat Reaper Princess!
SIGN    Death...
[06:06] Desumi
    Death...
[06:07] Misaki
    Great job, Fudo!
[06:09] Fudo
    Nicely done, Desumi-san!
[06:10] Fudo
    We'd better get back fast!
[06:12] Misaki
    Not so fast!
[06:14] Misaki
    The TV station requested
    an interview before we go!
[06:17] Both
    Interview?!
[06:19] Reporter
    Red-san! Could I have an interview?
[06:27] Reporter
    I'm here with some questions for Fudo Aikawa,
[06:29] Reporter
    high school student and
    ever-reliable leader of Gelato 5.
[06:35] Fudo
    H-Hey there.
[06:37] Fudo
    I'm Fudo Aikawa!
[06:38] Boys A/B
    Red's on!
[06:40] Reporter
    It looks like you won your
    duel with Reaper Princess,
[06:43] Reporter
    and kept the earth at peace once more!
[06:46] Fudo
    I-Indeed.
[06:48] Reporter
    I understand that Reaper Princess is an
    extremely powerful and fearsome combatant.
[06:53] Reporter
    How do you feel about her, Red-san?
[06:58] Fudo
    How do I feel about her?
[07:01] Fudo
    Let me see...
[07:03] Fudo
    There's no one else like her!
SIGN    Blush
[07:07] Fudo
    The day I first met her,
[07:08] Fudo
    my heart was pounding so fast,
    I couldn't sleep that night!
SIGN    Bluuush
[07:11] Fudo
    I sometimes spend an entire day
    thinking of nothing but her!
[07:18] Reporter
    Did she move just now?
[07:21] Fudo
    J-Just your imagination!
[07:22] Desumi
    Just kill me already!
[07:25] Reporter
    So she's an indispensable
    rival to fuel your own growth,
[07:28] Reporter
    and you approach every fight
    with great caution?
[07:33] Reporter
    You may be Mr. Stoic, Red-san, but you're
    still in the prime of your youth!
[07:38] Reporter
    So let's move to that question!
[07:42] Reporter
    Here it comes!
[07:43] Reporter
    Do you have a girlfriend?!
[07:47] Reporter
    All the Red fans out there are dying to know!
[07:51] Fudo
    Well...
[07:54] Fudo
    I want to say I do, and that she's here!
[07:59] Misaki
    Please! Fudo'd never have a girlfriend!
[08:03] Misaki
    Look at these muscles!
[08:05] Misaki
    Bodybuilding's all he
    thinks about, morning 'til night!
[08:08] Reporter
    Aw, what a waste!
[08:11] Reporter
    A lot of his female fans find that
    simplicity of his very charming!
[08:14] Reporter
    Even ones I know personally!
[08:16] Misaki
    Yeah, right!
[08:19] Misaki
    But I guess it would do for you to learn
    a little bit about the feminine heart.
[08:26] Misaki
    So we're taking applications
    for a date with Red!
[08:29] Misaki
    Look for details on the screen right now!
[08:31] Fudo
    Please stop, Misaki-neesan.
[08:32] Reporter
    Maybe I'll try my luck!
[08:35] Reporter
    Anyway, back to you guys in the studio!
[08:48] Fudo
    It's safe now, Desumi-san.
SIGN    hrmph
[08:55] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[08:57] Fudo
    Are you angry?
[08:58] Desumi
    Of course not.
[08:59] Desumi
    Though you do seem to be very popular.
[09:01] Desumi
    Fudo-kun with the rapidly
    expanding female fanbase...
[09:04] Fudo
    There's nothing for you to worry about!
[09:06] Fudo
    You're the only girl for me!
[09:09] Desumi
    I wonder about that.
[09:10] Fudo
    It's true!
[09:12] Fudo
    I would do anything for you!
[09:15] Desumi
    You would really do anything?
[09:17] Fudo
    Of course I would!
[09:20] Desumi
    Then... would you take me out on a real date?
[09:30] Desumi
    I felt so sure I'd never get a
    chance to do something like this.
[09:40] Desumi
    But I always wanted it...
[09:42] Desumi
    To go with my sweetheart on a real... date.
[09:49] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[09:51] Narrator
    A date is an event in which
    two people choose a day of the week,]
[09:54] Narrator
    meet up, and get to know each other better!
[09:58] Fudo
    I can easily take you on a real date!
[10:00] Desumi
    Really?!
[10:01] Fudo
    Yes!
[10:02] Fudo
    We'll meet up tomorrow at
    five o'clock in Central Park!
[10:05] Desumi
    Yes!
[10:12] Fudo
    But...
[10:14] Fudo
    What in the world do you do on a real date?
[10:31] Fudo
    T-Too many choices...
SIGN    Planetarium
    
     Movie
    
     Meet up to go shopping
    
     Things to enjoy as a couple!
    
    Dating recs
    
     Recommended spots
SIGN    Theme Park
    
     Dinner
    
     Classy Spots For Cultured Adults
    
     Aquarium
    
     Drive
    
     Zoo
[10:35] Fudo
    Not good.
[10:36] Fudo
    At this rate...
SIGN    Date Plan
[10:38] Fudo
    It will be tomorrow before
    I settle on anything!
SIGN    The Latest Dating Spots
[10:48] Misaki
    Whatcha up to, Fudo?
SIGN    BEER
[10:50] Misaki
    Lookin' up more muscle stuff?
[10:53] Fudo
    Misaki-neesan...
[10:54] Fudo
    You smell like beer.
SIGN    Popular Places for Love!
    Learn About All the Trends!
     The Latest Dating Spots
[10:57] Misaki
    Well, well!
[10:58] Misaki
    Wouldja look at that!
[11:00] Misaki
    It's because I said that thing on
    TV about takin' dating applications!
[11:04] Misaki
    So now you're doin' homework!
[11:06] Fudo
    Well... something like that.
[11:08] Fudo
    But I can't figure out what
    an ideal date would look like.
[11:12] Misaki
    Look at you, all serious!
[11:13] Misaki
    There aren't really any rules.
[11:16] Misaki
    All that matters is you pick
    out something you both enjoy!
[11:22] Fudo
    I... I see!
SIGN    Date Plan
[11:24] Fudo
    In that instant, the seemingly insurmountable
    wall in my mind began to crumble!
[11:30] Fudo
    I had arrived at the truth about dating!
[11:40] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[11:54] Fudo
    Okay!
[11:55] Fudo
    The civilians around me
    don't seem to have noticed.
[11:59] Fudo
    My disguise is perfect!
[12:01] Fudo
    No one will interrupt our precious date!
[12:05] Fudo
    It should be about time, right?
[12:07] Fudo
    But now that it comes down to it...
    I do find myself nervous.
[12:11] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo!
[12:15] Desumi
    Sorry, did I keep you waiting?
SIGN    squee
[12:20] Fudo
    Desumi's in plain clothes!
[12:23] Desumi
    Something about meeting up formally like this
[12:25] Desumi
    makes me feel a little self-conscious...
[12:27] Fudo
    Is she capable of doing
    anything that isn't precious?!
[12:29] Desumi
    That's quite the disguise, Fudo!
[12:31] Fudo
    Actually, other than the
    glasses and the hair,
[12:34] Fudo
    it's all my usual style.
[12:36] Desumi
    R-Really? It suits you, Fudo.
[12:39] Desumi
    So, what will we be doing today?
[12:41] Fudo
    No need to worry there!
SIGN    Today's Date
[12:43] Fudo
    I've worked it all out in advance!
[12:45] Desumi
    A date plan!
[12:47] Fudo
    Let's begin, Desumi-san!
[12:49] Desumi
    Right!
[12:56] Fudo
    Here! This is where we'll start!
[13:00] Desumi
    Fudo, what is this?
[13:02] Fudo
    The Gotanda branch of that historic
    training gym, Kin-niku Gym!
[13:08] man
    Would you look at those two!
[13:11] Fudo
    Well done, Desumi-san!
[13:12] Fudo
    You're really hitting it!
[13:14] Fudo
    Go on! Blast those triceps!
[13:17] Fudo
    Reach for those glimmering trapezius muscles!
[13:20] Fudo
    Play through the pain to
    build those adductors!
[13:23] Fudo
    Next up, running!
[13:25] Desumi
    Running?!
[13:31] Fudo
    Something Desumi-san and I can both enjoy...
[13:33] Fudo
    Training, of course!
[13:37] Fudo
    I didn't know it could be this fun
[13:39] Fudo
    to do things I normally do
    on my own with someone else.
[13:42] Fudo
    Dating is wonderful!
[13:50] Fudo
    How are you feeling, Desumi-san?
[13:53] Fudo
    Are you starting to get hungry?
[13:55] Fudo
    Let's have a meal.
[13:57] Desumi
    Oh, dinner?
[13:58] Desumi
    That sounds great!
[14:00] Fudo
    And there's something I'd really
    like to discuss with you.
[14:03] Desumi
    What could it be? I can't wait!
[14:06] Fudo
    Here, this one's for you.
SIGN    Protein Bar
SIGN    Low Sugar
[14:12] Fudo
    And there's plenty more where that came from!
[14:16] Fudo
    Now, as for what I wanted to discuss...
[14:20] Fudo
    Desumi-san, which insect do you think
    would be strongest if it was a giant?
[14:24] Fudo
    I think—
[14:24] Desumi
    I need to go to the bathroom.
[14:31] Fudo
    Yes! Nice work, Fudo!
[14:33] Fudo
    It's all gone perfectly so far!
[14:35] Fudo
    After this, it's the main event!
[14:37] Fudo
    The human anatomy exhibit!
[14:38] Sign
    Human Anatomy Exhibit
[14:38] Sign
    Tokyo Hero Museum of Art
[14:40] Fudo
    She's just going to love this!
[14:47] Misaki
    Oh, Fudo?
[14:48] Fudo
    Misaki-neesan? What is it?
[14:51] Misaki
    It's about that advice
    I gave you yesterday...
[14:55] Misaki
    Just forget all that.
[14:57] Fudo
    What?
[14:57] Misaki
    I was pretty drunk, and I think I
    told you there weren't any rules...
[15:03] Misaki
    But I guess there kind of are.
[15:05] Fudo
    C-Could you tell me what they are?
[15:07] Fudo
    For... future reference.
[15:09] Misaki
    The first one's about your appearance.
[15:11] Misaki
    I'm betting you'll want to go
    in a tight-fitting tank top,
[15:15] Misaki
    but don't even think about it.
[15:16] Misaki
    Make yourself presentable, okay?
[15:19] Misaki
    And since the girl will probably
    be dressing up a bit herself,
[15:22] Misaki
    avoid any activities that might
    make her sweat or get dirty.
[15:25] Misaki
    And be sure to get reservations
    at a halfway decent restaurant.
[15:29] Misaki
    But I'll bet you didn't need
    me to tell you that stuff, huh?
[15:33] Misaki
    After that, stick to talk of sweets
    or something, and you'll be fine.
SIGN    "Which insect
     do you
    think would
     be strongest
     if it was
     a giant?"
[15:38] Fudo
    Which insect do you think would
    be strongest if it was a giant?
[15:43] Misaki
    Well, that's all! So long!
[15:53] Fudo
    I got it all wrong.
[15:56] Fudo
    This wasn't a real date at all.
[16:01] Fudo
    It's no wonder she hasn't come back.
[16:10] Fudo
    Please forgive me, Desumi-san!
[16:17] Fudo
    Next time...
[16:18] Fudo
    I promise to create a date
    plan that you'll enjoy!
[16:25] Fudo
    So, please...
[16:30] Fudo
    Please, give me one more chance!
[16:54] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
SIGN    freeze
SIGN    shiver
[17:01] Desumi
    What are you doing, Fudo?
[17:03] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[17:04] Fudo
    You came back?!
[17:07] Desumi
    I went to buy drinks,
[17:09] Desumi
    but the store was crowded,
    so I got stuck there a while.
[17:17] Desumi
    You know how...
[17:18] Desumi
    these things make your mouth dry
    unless you have something to drink?
[17:21] Desumi
    I eat them sometimes myself, so I know.
[17:25] Desumi
    Now, what were you saying
    about the strongest insect?
[17:29] Fudo
    Impossible...
[17:30] Desumi
    What's impossible?
[17:32] Fudo
    Are you saying... you were
    actually enjoying this date?
[17:36] Desumi
    What's with you, Fudo?
[17:38] Desumi
    You've been acting a little
    weird for a while now.
[17:40] Fudo
    W-Well... see...
[17:47] Fudo
    Y-You aren't angry, Desumi-san?
[17:49] Desumi
    Of course I'm not!
[17:51] Desumi
    But it's nice to know that you
    worry about these things, too.
[17:54] Fudo
    Well, sure...
[17:57] Desumi
    I'm just happy knowing you made
    up that whole plan for me.
[18:02] Desumi
    I'm content just being out with you.
[18:07] Desumi
    The world might think
    it's weird, but who cares?
[18:10] Desumi
    We are who we are.
[18:13] Desumi
    Let's go easy on ourselves, Fudo.
[18:22] Fudo
    This is...
[18:27] Fudo
    Just like it was that day.
[18:34] Desumi
    Fudo?
[18:49] Fudo
    What is this...
[18:53] Fudo
    this all-new feeling?!
[19:02] Desumi
    I-It's a call!
[19:03] Fudo
    Y-Y-Yeah, looks like it!
[19:05] Desumi
    Well, I should be going.
[19:08] Fudo
    Y-Yeah...
[19:09] Fudo
    See you later!
[19:18] Culverin
    Wretched heroes...
[19:19] Culverin
    I'm here for payback!
[19:21] Blue
    Too bad you'll just get more of the same!
[19:23] Blue
    Let's go!
[19:28] Blue
    Hey, Red!
[19:28] Blue
    We're fighting, here!
SIGN    bliss
[19:30] Blue
    Come on, man!
[19:31] Culverin
    What's wrong with you, Reaper Princess?!
SIGN    This is the Gekko
    women's dorm
     (pets allowed)
[21:08] Hellko
    This is the Gekko women's dorm.
[21:11] Hellko
    Many of the female staffers who work
    for Secret Society Gekko live here.
[21:18] Hellko
    My name is Hellko.
[21:21] Desumi
    Were you a good girl while I was gone?!
SIGN    hugs
[21:22] Hellko
    I am the precious little kitty of
    Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara.
[21:27] Hellko
    I'm told that there are many who tremble
    at the sound of my mistress's name,
[21:33] Hellko
    but I find that hard to believe.
[21:36] Hellko
    When she's at home...
[21:38] Desumi
    Is this a good color on me?
[21:40] Hellko
    ...she just seems like any other girl.
[21:44] Hellko
    She's sensitive, awkward, and
    inclined toward loneliness.
[21:49] Hellko
    Just your average everyday girl.
[21:53] Desumi
    What do you think it's like to be in love?
[21:56] Desumi
    I guess I'll never know...
[22:04] Desumi
    At work, they started a rumor that
    my favorite food is raw bear meat.
[22:10] Desumi
    How could someone like me ever know love?
[22:13] Hellko
    Then, one night...
[22:16] Hellko
    My mistress came back in a daze.
SIGN    sway
SIGN    sway
[22:21] Hellko
    I was terribly worried about her.
[22:24] Hellko
    But...
[22:26] Hellko
    Ever since then, she's been
    laughing and smiling so much.
[22:30] Hellko
    It's as if she's under a magic spell!
[22:32] Desumi
    Today they told me I was
    the incarnation of an ogre!
[22:35] Desumi
    Isn't that a silly thing to say?
[22:38] Fudo
    A single match can start a fire!
SIGN    Red Saves the Day!!
[22:44] Desumi
    Which should I go with?
[22:46] Hellko
    She does appear happy.
[22:48] Desumi
    Well, you watch the house!
[22:50] Hellko
    And she somehow seems prettier than before.
[22:54] Desumi
    See you later!
[22:57] Hellko
    What could have happened to her?
[23:03] Hellko
    Just kidding.
[23:05] Hellko
    I know exactly what it is.
[23:08] Hellko
    Listen to me, you goon of a man...
[23:11] Hellko
    If you ever do anything
    to make my mistress sad,
[23:15] Hellko
    I'll see that you pay.
[23:20] Gelato
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[23:23] Misaki
    Fudo is going to infiltrate
    Gekko's fortress?!
[23:25] Haru
    We head to the amusement
    park after Fudo-senpai...
[23:28] Haru
    But there, we see...
[23:29] Culverin
    Pathetic humans!
[23:31] Culverin
    I'll teach you the true meaning of fear!
SIGN    Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
SIGN    smack
[23:34] all
    Love After World Domination, Episode 3:
[23:37] all
    "At Last, the Amusement Park"!

Season 1

E3 - At Last, the Amusement Park

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[00:20] Prof
    Another day with no activity
    from Gekko, I see.
[00:23] Misaki
    Seriously.
[00:24] Misaki
    They've been keeping their heads
    down these past two weeks.
[00:26] Misaki
    But at least we get a little peace and quiet!
[00:30] Prof
    Wait a minute.
[00:31] Prof
    You're not allowed to stack draw cards!
[00:34] Misaki
    It's legal where I come from!
[00:35] Fudo
    Yes... peace is best.
[00:36] Prof
    No, it's cheating!
[00:38] Fudo
    No one wants to fight if they don't have to.
[00:41] Fudo
    However...
[00:43] Fudo
    If I don't fight, I won't
    be able to see Desumi-san!
SIGN    Fudo~
[00:47] Desumi
    Fudo!
SIGN    MUSCLE
SIGN    MUSCLE
SIGN    Use my weight training
    regimen to reach the top!
[00:48] Fudo
    I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks.
SIGN    Fudo
[00:51] Desumi
    Fudo!
[00:52] Fudo
    I'm going through serious
    Desumi-san withdrawal!
SIGN    Fudo
[00:53] Desumi
    Fudo...
[00:55] Fudo
    I have to do something about this!
[01:02] Base Announcer
    Signs of new weapon development
    in Gekko's headquarters detected.
[01:05] Base Announcer
    I repeat, signs of new weapon development
    in Gekko's headquarters detected.
[01:07] Prof
    Speak of the devil!
[01:10] Base Announcer
    The team is to infiltrate their base
[01:13] Base Announcer
    and destroy the new weapon!
[01:15] Prof
    An infiltration mission, eh?
[01:17] Prof
    This isn't going to be easy.
[01:20] Misaki
    That's way too dangerous!
[01:22] Misaki
    It's basically suicide!
[01:24] Prof
    But someone has to do it!
[01:27] Prof
    Pink and Blue are traveling.
[01:29] Prof
    Green is on paid leave.
[01:32] Prof
    It has to be either you
    or Fudo-kun, Misaki-kun!
[01:37] Prof
    And the other needs to remain here,
    just in case something happens.
[01:44] Misaki
    All right. I'll go—
[01:48] Fudo
    I'll go!
[01:49] Prof
    Fudo-kun?!
[01:50] Misaki
    Hang on! Don't you realize
    how dangerous this is?
[01:53] Fudo
    I will go!
[01:55] Fudo
    No...
[01:56] Fudo
    I must go!
[01:57] Misaki
    But...
[01:58] Prof
    Misaki-kun...
[02:00] Prof
    Try to understand him!
[02:04] Prof
    He knows... He knows what he's doing!
[02:08] Fudo
    Freezing Change!
[02:10] changer
    One!
[02:12] changer
    Change Gelato!
[02:17] Fudo
    Red Gelato, Fudo Aikawa, departing!
[02:23] Misaki
    Fudo!
[02:24] Misaki
    You'd better come back, you hear me?!
[02:32] Misaki
    He really is stupid.
[02:34] Prof
    He is a true hero!
[02:40] Fudo
    And now I'll get...
[02:44] Fudo
    to see Desumi-san!
SIGN    Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
[04:22] Combatant A
    Pay respect to the Reaper Princess!
[04:26] Combatant B
    Welcome, Reaper Princess!
[04:35] Combatant B
    Dang, she's in a killer mood today.
[04:37] Combatant C
    She seems even more murderous than usual!
[04:40] Combatant D
    Bet she woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
[04:43] Desumi
    No, that's not what this is.
[04:45] Desumi
    I'm actually in agony.
[04:48] Desumi
    Because...
[04:50] Desumi
    I haven't seen Fudo in two whole weeks!
[04:53] Sign
    Desumi-san
[04:53] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[04:54] ---
    Desumi-san... Desumi-san...
[04:57] Desumi
    Excuse me, combatants...
[04:58] Combatants
    M-Ma'am!
[05:00] Desumi
    When do you think we'll get
    to fight those heroes again?
[05:05] Combatants
    She's out for blood!
[05:08] Combatants
    We do not know! Please forgive us!
[05:10] Desumi
    Er, that's okay... I'm sorry.
[05:18] Desumi
    I had a lousy horoscope this morning, too.
SIGN    L
    E
    O
SIGN    You won't see the person
     you're waiting for.
SIGN    Lucky Item
SIGN    Pouch
[05:22] voice
    Today's worst horoscope
    goes to you, my Leo friends!
SIGN    D
    O
    O
    M
    .
    .
    .
[05:25] voice
    You won't see the person you're waiting for.
[05:27] voice
    Your lucky item is a cute little pouch!
[05:34] Desumi
    Guess it didn't do any good.
[05:36] Culverin
    Ah, Reaper Princess!
[05:40] Desumi
    Culverin Bear-sama...
[05:42] Culverin
    Behold! It's finished at last!
[05:46] Culverin
    My new weapons, the Neo Culverin Cannons!
[05:49] Culverin
    I'll use my new power
    to atomize those heroes!
[05:56] Culverin
    That's quite a dangerous
    thing you've got there, too.
[05:59] Desumi
    What?
[06:00] Desumi
    It's just a pouch—
[06:03] Culverin
    Say no more. I know exactly what it is.
[06:05] Culverin
    It holds concealed weapons!
[06:08] Desumi
    Well, actually—
[06:09] culverin
    And the pouch's design is camouflage
    to get the enemy's guard down!
[06:13] culverin
    You're a terrifying woman, start to finish!
[06:24] Desumi
    Maybe I'm just not a good fit for this stuff.
[06:34] Desumi
    Fu—
[06:35] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[06:36] Fudo
    I've been looking everywhere.
[06:37] Fudo
    I've missed you!
[06:38] Desumi
    Fudo...
[06:40] Desumi
    I... I'm so happy to see you, too!
[06:44] Desumi
    Wait, no!
[06:44] Desumi
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
[06:50] Fudo
    Ah!
[06:51] Fudo
    So this is your dressing room?!
[06:53] Fudo
    It's as girly as I expected!
[06:56] Desumi
    What were you thinking, Fudo?
[06:57] Desumi
    This is extremely dangerous!
[06:59] Fudo
    I just wanted to see you that badly!
[07:02] Desumi
    Well, I... I wanted to see you, too...
[07:06] Desumi
    But this is still way too dangerous—
[07:08] Fudo
    I know, Desumi!
[07:09] Fudo
    You want to play this with me?
[07:11] Fudo
    This.
[07:13] Desumi
    Y-Yes.
[07:18] Misaki
    Professor, any word from Fudo?
[07:21] Prof
    No, nothing yet.
[07:26] Misaki
    I see...
[07:29] Prof
    For now, all we can do is have faith.
[07:33] Desumi
    There! I win!
[07:36] Desumi
    And now for your punishment!
[07:38] Desumi
    Hold out your hand!
[07:39] Fudo
    If you insist.
[07:40] Desumi
    Here I go!
[07:42] Fudo
    Your hand's so nice and warm.
[07:47] Desumi
    Don't say that! Now I can't do it!
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[07:50] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
[07:53] combatant
    I have a report!
[07:54] combatant
    Rea...per Prin...
[08:00] combatant
    ...cess. It appears there's
    an intruder in the base!
[08:03] combatant
    We need to be on high alert!
[08:05] Desumi
    I'm aware of the situation.
[08:06] Desumi
    Let's remain cautious.
[08:08] Combatant
    E-Excuse me...
[08:09] Combatant
    I felt sure I saw a man there just—
[08:12] Desumi
    Your imagination, I'm sure.
[08:14] Combatant
    Yeah, I'll bet!
[08:16] Combatant
    It's not like you'd ever be
    with a man, Reaper Princess!

[08:21] Combatant
    Farewell!
[08:23] Desumi
    S-Sorry, Fudo!
[08:25] Desumi
    Are you all right?!
[08:28] Culverin
    I'm coming in, Reaper—
[08:30] Culverin
    —Prin...cess...
[08:34] Culverin
    There's an intruder—
[08:36] Culverin
    Oh, she's not here?
[08:41] Fudo
    D-Desumi-san?
[08:43] Desumi
    Oh, no...
[08:44] Desumi
    I accidentally shut myself in with you!
[08:47] Fudo
    W-Well...
[08:49] Fudo
    It's kind of a tight fit.
[08:50] Desumi
    Stupid! Stop moving around!
[08:53] Fudo
    And there's something on my face
    that's making it hard to breathe.
[08:57] Fudo
    I really need to take it off.
[09:10] Fudo
    I got it off!
[09:44] Base Announcer
    New weapon signal lost!
[09:46] Base Announcer
    Damage to Gekko's base confirmed as well!
[09:48] Prof
    Did he do it?!
[09:49] Misaki
    Fudo, you're amazing!
[09:58] Fudo
    Sorry to just drop in on
    you like that, Desumi-san.
[10:02] Desumi
    No, I'm the one who should apologize.
[10:04] Desumi
    You came all that way to see me,
     and I was a terrible host.
[10:07] Desumi
    Oh... Fudo, there's a cut on your cheek.
[10:10] Fudo
    Hey, it's all right.
[10:14] Desumi
    Come down here a minute.
[10:21] Desumi
    That should do it!
[10:23] Fudo
    Thank you, Desumi-san.
[10:26] Fudo
    Hey, what a cute pouch!
[10:28] Fudo
    It's perfect for you!
[10:32] Fudo
    And... I wish I'd thought
    of this earlier, but...
[10:36] Fudo
    Here. It's my phone number.
[10:40] Desumi
    Now we can talk any time we want to!
[10:44] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo...
[10:47] Desumi
    Is it okay if I call you tonight?
SIGN    Bluuush
[10:50] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[10:52] Fudo
    Yes, of course!
SIGN    Secret Society Gekko
    Women's Dorm
[11:05] Desumi
    C-Calm down.
[11:07] Desumi
    You're okay.
[11:08] Desumi
    You're just calling to make
    sure he got home safe.
[11:13] Desumi
    A-All right!
[11:24] Fudo's Mother
    Yes? Aikawa residence!
[11:28] Fudo
    Mom, that call's for me!
[11:30] Fudo's Mother
    What are you doing here, Fudo?
[11:32] Fudo's Mother
    I told you to go out and buy milk!
[11:33] Fudo
    Just give me the phone!
[11:35] Fudo
    Sorry, Desumi-san. It's me.
SIGN    Who is it?
[11:37] Fudo's Mother
    Who is it?!
[11:40] Desumi
    Fudo...
[11:42] Desumi
    Please buy a smartphone.
[11:44] Fudo
    Yes, that might be best.
[11:49] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[12:02] Gekko Announcer
    Good morning.
[12:04] Gekko Announcer
    It's time for the morning meeting.
[12:06] Gekko Announcer
    All executives, please
    come to the meeting room.
[12:42] Bosslar
    Good morning, all!
[12:46] Bosslar
    I am Supreme Leader Bosslar.
SIGN    Head of Secret Society Gekko
    Supreme Leader Bosslar
[12:49] Bosslar
    I believe it's time to begin
    our regular meeting.
[12:53] Bosslar
    Your brave efforts have allowed us to
    collect a steady supply of negative energy.
[13:00] Bosslar
    Rejoice!
[13:02] Bosslar
    The birth of our monstrous culmination,
    Ultimate Phantom, is at hand!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[13:07] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[13:09] Narrator
    Secret Society Gekko,
    led by Supreme Leader Bosslar,
SIGN    Negative
SIGN    Negative Energy
[13:13] Narrator
    uses the negative emotions
    of humans as a power source,
[13:17] Narrator
    to create new monsters,
SIGN    Ultimate Phantom
[13:19] Narrator
    and further its goal of world domination!
[13:24] Bosslar
    In the interest of collecting the
    remaining negative energy needed,
[13:27] Bosslar
    I will now take suggestions
    regarding our next target.
SIGN    Beast Princess
[13:32] Bosslar
    Yes, Beast Princess?
[13:34] beast
    Who the hell cares what our target is?
SIGN    Beast Princess
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Beast Princess
[13:36] beast
    Just let us fight already!
[13:37] Bosslar
    But the selection of the target
    is the purpose of this meeting.
[13:40] Steel
    You're as boorish as ever.
SIGN    Steel Princess
[13:44] Bosslar
    Yes, Steel Princess?
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Steel Princess
[13:47] steel
    I require more time to consider the matter.
[13:50] Bosslar
    You didn't need to press the button for that!
SIGN    Heat Princess
[13:53] Bosslar
    Yes, Heat Princess.
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
     Heat Princess
[13:59] Bosslar
    Say something already!
[14:00] Bosslar
    This is ridiculous.
[14:01] Bosslar
    Doesn't anyone have a real suggestion?!
[14:04] Bosslar
    Excellent! Reaper Princess!
[14:07] Desumi
    A view of the city lights.
SIGN    Reaper Princess
[14:08] Bosslar
    That's far too abstract.
[14:10] Bosslar
    Next—
[14:13] Desumi
    An aquarium.
[14:14] Bosslar
    It's difficult to fight indoors.
[14:17] Desumi
    An amusement park!
[14:18] Bosslar
    What's with you and date destinations?!
[14:21] Desumi
    Disappointment...
SIGN    Disappointment...
[14:23] Culverin
    Wait a moment, Bosslar-sama!
[14:25] Culverin
    An amusement park would be filled
    with helpless, unsuspecting humans!
[14:29] Steel
    And we could have our fill, you mean?
[14:32] Beast
    That's a nasty little brain
    you've got, Reaper Princess.
[14:38] Bosslar
    Very well.
[14:39] Bosslar
    Our next target shall
    be... the amusement park!
[14:52] [Messenger] Sign
    Smartphones for Dummies!
SIGN    Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
[14:55] [Messenger] Sign
    Smartphones for Dummies!
SIGN    Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
SIGN    You have a new message
[15:04] Fudo
    I'm still not used to that sound.
SIGN    Desumi-san
SIGN    Big Gelato
[15:08] Fudo
    It's from Desumi-san!
SIGN    Fudo! Rejoice!
     Gekko's next target is that theme park
     we've been wanting to go to, Yomiuriland!
[15:13] Fudo
    Wh-What?!
[15:18] (Flashback) Desumi
    I don't mind meeting up in old factories
     and quarries and places like that...
[15:21] (Flashback) Desumi
    But I wish we could go to a proper
    couples' spot once in a while.
[15:24] (Flashback) Fudo
    I agree. Like an aquarium!
[15:26] (Flashback) Desumi
    Or a place with a view of the city lights!
[15:29] (Flashback) Desumi
    A theme park would be awesome, too!
[15:32] (Flashback) Fudo
    Of course, that's all a distant dream.
[15:38] Fudo
    I can't believe that dream of a few
    days ago is coming true for us already!
SIGN    The attack will be Sunday, three days from now
SIGN    Can't wait!
[15:47] Fudo
    Desumi-san leaks her organization's
    deepest-held secrets so casually.
[15:51] Fudo
    That sweet little scatterbrain...
SIGN    squee
[15:55] Fudo
    Okay, I'd better reply!
[15:58] Fudo
    What? "Swipe"?!
[16:00] Prof
    Look at him fret!
[16:02] Misaki
    What in the world is he doing?
[16:05] Prof
    He apparently got his first
    smartphone yesterday.
[16:08] Misaki
    Fudo got a smartphone?!
[16:10] Misaki
    That bodybuilding gremlin got a smartphone?!
[16:12] Misaki
    Impossible!
[16:14] Fudo
    Hey, Suri!
[16:16] Fudo
    Um... I... I'll come to the... like
    to come to... theme thark... Thunday.
[16:23] Fudo
    W-Weather?! Tell me... t-tell
    weather. To me, please.
[16:27] Suri
    I didn't catch that.
[16:30] Misaki
    Something's going down here!
[16:32] Misaki
    Fudo! Did you think you could hide from
    the mistress of meddling, Misaki?!
[16:40] Misaki
    I can't wait until Sunday!
SIGN    S
    U
    N
    D
    A
    Y
[16:49] Misaki
    All right! Disguise complete!
[16:52] Misaki
    Now, let's get to the bottom
    of our little Fudo's secret!
[16:52] Sign
    m -55 11 l -52 58 49 56 49 11
SIGN    Good Mesh Cap
    &
    Good Towel
[16:55] Haru
    We really shouldn't stalk
    him like this, Misaki-san.
[16:59] Haru
    I really don't think he's hiding anything.
[17:02] Misaki
    If that's the way you feel,
     why'd you tag along?
[17:06] Haru
    I j-just want to stop you
    from doing anything reckless!
[17:11] Kids
    Awesome! It's Red!
[17:12] Kids
    So cool!
[17:13] KidA
    It's really him!
[17:14] KidB
    What're you doing?
[17:15] Fudo
    Patrolling.
[17:16] KidC
    Are you fighting Gekko?
[17:18] Fudo
    I don't know yet.
[17:19] Fudo
    But if anything happens,
    get to that shelter over there.
[17:21] Fudo
    Just remain calm, and do not panic.
[17:23] Kids
    Okay!
[17:24] Haru
    See? Look at that!
[17:26] Haru
    He's patrolling, just like he always does!
[17:29] Haru
    He's devoted to world peace,
    just like I thought!
[17:33] Misaki
    Well, we'll see.
[17:34] Misaki
    I mean, he's still a guy.
[17:37] Haru
    Darn it!
[17:38] Culverin
    How?!
[17:40] Culverin
    How are there heroes here now?
[17:42] Culverin
    Not just Red, but Pink and Yellow...
[17:45] Culverin
    Did they know we'd be here somehow?
[17:48] Desumi
    They don't leave us a choice.
[17:49] Culverin
    Indeed. We'll have to retreat
    for now and regroup—
[17:52] Desumi
    If they know we're here,
    we'll just have to fight!
[17:55] Culverin
    They don't know we're here yet, stupid!
[17:59] Fudo
    There you are, Desu—
[18:01] Fudo
    I mean, Reaper Princess!
[18:02] Desumi
    You really kept me waiting, Fudo—
[18:04] Desumi
    I mean, Red!
[18:05] Fudo
    Freezing Change!
[18:07] Changer
    One!
[18:09] Changer
    Change Gelato!
[18:14] Fudo
    The aroma of strawberry,
    the flavor of justice!
[18:18] Fudo
    Red Gelato!
[18:21] Kids
    Awesome!
[18:23] Fudo
    Now, everyone! Get to safety!
SIGN    smack
[18:27] Culverin
    I see you tracked us down, Gelato 5!
[18:31] Misaki
    Did he really just come here
    because he knew they'd attack?
[18:34] Haru
    Well, didn't I tell you?
[18:36] Haru
    Fudo-senpai isn't hiding anything!
[18:40] Misaki
    I guess you're right.
[18:42] Misaki
    Freezing Change!
[18:44] Changer
    Three!
[18:45] Changer
    Four!
[18:46] Yellow
    Yellow Gelato!
[18:49] Pink
    Pink Gelato!
[18:52] Pink
    Let's call for help from Blue and Green!
[18:54] Yellow
    Roger!
[18:58] Pink
    Senpai!
[18:59] Pink
    We came to back you up!
[19:01] Fudo
    No! Stay back!
[19:03] Pink
    Don't worry about me!
[19:05] Pink
    I'm a hero, too!
[19:12] Yellow
    You were totally right, Haru!
[19:15] Yellow
    Fudo's the guy he's always been!
[19:17] Pink
    Right!
[19:18] Yellow
    So honest and straightforward.
[19:21] Yellow
    Forthright and earnest in everything he does!
[19:24] Yellow
    That's our leader!
SIGN    Here...
[19:26] Fudo
    Here.
SIGN    Sounds great...
[19:27] Desumi
    Sounds great!
SIGN    Hero Training Center
[19:31] pink
    Wh-What is it?
[19:32] Yellow
    You're certainly talkative
    when the subject is Fudo!
[19:36] Pink
    H-Hey! I am not!
[20:01] Desumi
    I didn't think rides would
    give you motion sickness.
[20:05] Fudo
    I didn't know either, until today.
[20:09] Fudo
    There's not even that
    much motion. I'm pathetic.
[20:13] Fudo
    D-Don't rock the car!
[20:16] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[20:19] Desumi
    I was just thinking... getting to know
    these hidden sides of each other...
[20:24] Desumi
    It's kind of nice, Fudo.
[20:28] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[20:37] Desumi
    Feeling a little better now?
[20:41] Fudo
    Yes.
[20:56] Fudo
    How mysterious.
[20:58] Fudo
    I was so uncomfortable
    on this ride until now...
[21:02] Fudo
    But now, I hope I never
    touch the ground again.
[21:10] Desumi
    Look, Fudo! It seems the battle's over.
[21:13] Fudo
    You're right.
[21:14] Fudo
    We'd better get back.
[21:19] Desumi
    I think we might've crossed a line today.
[21:22] Fudo
    The theme park is a fearsome place.
SIGN    Come feel the thrill with us again!
[22:58] Misaki
    So much shopping!
[23:00] Misaki
    I'm so glad the guys are here
    to help me carry everything.
[23:05] Haru
    You bought way too much.
[23:15] Haru
    Fudo-senpai?
[23:20] Fudo's mother
    Hello? Haruta-san?
[23:21] Fudo's mother
    Listen to this!
[23:23] Fudo's mother
    My boy bought me a dinosaur keychain
    from an amusement park he went to!
[23:27] Fudo's mother
    Honestly, that boy!
[23:28] Fudo's mother
    He never seems to grow up.
[23:30] Fudo's mother
    Now, on to the main topic!
[23:32] Fudo's mother
    He says episode 4 will be called
    "Could You Please Tell Me Why?"
SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
[23:37] Desumi
    Who's "Haruta-san"?

Season 1

E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why?

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SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
[01:40] Friend A
    Hey, Desumi!
[01:42] Friend B
    Walk home with us!
[01:45] Desumi
    Sure!
[01:47] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[01:49] Narrator
    Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,
[01:52] Narrator
    is a teenage girl who hides
    her villainous identity
[01:56] Narrator
    to attend high school in the city!
[02:01] Friend A
    Don't you have handicrafts club today, Desumi?
[02:03] Desumi
    It's off for test prep today.
[02:05] Friend B
    Wanna go for some karaoke, then?
[02:08] Desumi
    Sorry, I have work today.
[02:10] Friend B
    What, again?
[02:12] Friend B
    You're a real workaholic, Desumi.
[02:14] Friend B
    You'll never get a boyfriend that way!
[02:19] Desumi
    A boyfriend...
[02:21] Desumi
    Oh, a boyfriend...
[02:23] Desumi
    We'll see, I guess!
[02:27] Friend B
    Where's this coming from?
[02:29] Friend B
    Hey, you got a crush on someone?
[02:32] Desumi
    Not telling!
[02:33] Friend A
    Hey, it's Red Gelato!
[02:36] Desumi
    Fudo!
[02:39] Desumi
    F-Fudo?
[02:43] Desumi
    Fudo?
SIGN    Shock
[02:46] Desumi
    Fudo?!
[02:50] Desumi
    I-Isn't that...
[02:53] Friend A
    Is that their new Pink he's with?
[02:55] Friend B
    It is! She's so cute!
[02:58] Friend A
    You think they're dating or something?
[03:01] Friend B
    They totally might be!
[03:02] Friend A
    They look really good together.
[03:05] Friend B
    Totally! A real perfect couple!
[03:07] Friend B
    Right, Desumi?
[03:09] Friend B
    What's with the face?!
[03:13] Friend B
    Huh? Desumi!
[03:15] Friend A
    Desumi?
[03:17] Fudo
    You rarely invite me out like this, Haru-kun.
[03:21] Haru
    I'm s-sorry, Fudo-senpai.
[03:24] Haru
    I know you're really busy...
[03:25] Fudo
    Hey, not a problem.
[03:27] Fudo
    So, what was it you wanted to ask me about?
[03:31] Haru
    W-Well...
[03:38] Haru
    It is rude to ask about this, isn't it?
[03:43] Haru
    But I just can't stop
    thinking about that photo!
[03:46] Haru
    Was that really Fudo-senpai?
[03:49] Haru
    If it was, that girl next to him...
[03:52] Haru
    Could she be... his girlfriend?
[03:56] Haru
    But is it really okay for me
    to ask about his private life?!
[04:04] Fudo
    I understand.
[04:05] Fudo
    I think I know what you want to ask about.
[04:08] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    For Those Seeking
     Muscle Growth
    
    
     Rules for
    
     High-Efficiency
    
     Training
    
     By Fudo Aikawa
SIGN    Refreshing!
    Goes down easy!
[04:10] Fudo
    I think this should take care of it!
[04:13] Haru
    Um...
SIGN    For Those Seeking
     Muscle Growth
    
    
     Rules for
    High-Efficiency
     Training
SIGN    Refreshing!
    Goes down easy!
[04:15] Haru
    What's this stuff?
[04:18] Fudo
    You've been with the squad
    about six months now, right?
[04:21] Haru
    Y-Yes...
[04:23] Fudo
    You'll be hitting a wall with your
    strength training around now.
[04:27] Haru
    What?
[04:28] Fudo
    It's nothing to worry about.
[04:29] Fudo
    The same thing happened to me.
[04:32] Haru
    What?
[04:34] Fudo
    Follow this training regimen
    over the next six months,
[04:36] Fudo
    and you'll obtain a body
    of steel that will get you
[04:39] Fudo
    through just about any battle situation!
[04:39] Haru
    W-Wait a minute, Senpai!
[04:41] Haru
    What I'm actually concerned
    about is the picture—
[04:47] Fudo
    You're such a worrywart.
[04:50] Fudo
    Don't worry!
[04:51] Fudo
    The book does use pictures to explain
    the regimen's trickiest parts!
[04:55] Fudo
    And this kind of incremental
    strength training
[04:57] Fudo
    is specially designed to minimize strain.
[05:00] Fudo
    It should be easy to follow,
    even for someone as small as you.
[05:02] Fudo
    Since training that harms your
    body defeats the point, right?
[05:06] Fudo
    It's also important to do appropriate
    stretches before each lift.
[05:09] Fudo
    The graphs about that here
    should be easy to follow.
[05:12] Fudo
    That will help increase the
    flexibility of your muscles,
[05:15] Fudo
    and even promote swift
    recovery from injuries!
[05:19] Fudo
    I'm not claiming you'll
    see results overnight,
[05:21] Haru
    Now I know for certain...
[05:22] Fudo
    but anyone can get the body they want
    with sufficient application of effort.
[05:24] Haru
    Senpai does not have a girlfriend!
[05:27] Fudo
    No need to worry.
[05:29] Fudo
    When you make the call of effort,
     your muscles always answer!
[05:33] Fudo
    That should cover it.
[05:34] Fudo
    That's what you wanted to ask, right?
[05:37] Haru
    Oh, yes!
[05:38] Haru
    Thank you so much!
[05:40] Haru
    I'm sorry for doubting you, Senpai!
[05:45] Fudo
    They're calling us in!
[05:47] Haru
    Let's go, Fudo-senpai!
[05:50] Fudo
    Don't forget your book, Haru-kun!
[05:56] Culverin
    Here we go!
[05:57] Culverin
    Culverin Cannon!
[05:59] Culverin
    Culverin Cannon!
[06:07] Fudo
    That's quite enough of that, Gekko!
[06:13] Fudo
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 has arrived!
[06:19] Fudo
    Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[06:23] Culverin
    It's about time, Gelato 5!
[06:26] Culverin
    Today's the day I take you off the field!
[06:28] Culverin
    Get them!
[06:36] Fudo
    Let's go!
[06:36] All
    Right!
[06:38] Fudo
    All right, Desumi-san!
[06:40] Fudo
    What will we chat about to—
[06:46] Hayato
    Red!
[06:50] Fudo
    Whoops. Guess my timing's a little off today.
[06:53] Fudo
    It's okay. It happens.
[06:55] Fudo
    Let's coordinate our movements, Desumi-sa—
[07:06] Fudo
    I'll dodge your first strike, then leap back.
SIGN    Ignored
[07:10] ---
    Ignored...
[07:13] Fudo
    That hurt!
[07:17] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[07:19] Fudo
    Desu...
[07:21] Fudo
    L-Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
[07:24] Desumi
    No!
[07:26] Desumi
    Take this...
[07:30] Desumi
    Reaper Whirlwind!
SIGN    Reaper Whirlwind
[07:33] Fudo
    I... I've never seen this move before!
[07:51] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[07:57] Fudo
    See? You shouldn't use moves you
    haven't practiced thoroughly.
[08:02] Fudo
    H-Hold on, Desumi-san!
[08:04] Fudo
    What happened to you?
[08:06] Fudo
    Tell me what's going on!
[08:07] Desumi
    I saw you two in the café!
[08:17] Fudo
    I-It's not like that, Desumi-san!
[08:19] Fudo
    You've got it all wrong!
[08:20] Fudo
    I was teaching Pink about bodybuilding—
[08:23] Desumi
    I know that!
[08:25] Desumi
    I know better than anybody
    that you'd never cheat on me.
[08:31] Desumi
    And yet, seeing the two of you together
[08:36] Desumi
    sparked this hideous jealousy inside me.
[08:39] Desumi
    I found myself thinking,
[08:43] Desumi
    maybe you don't belong
    with an outcast like me...
[08:45] Desumi
    But with a girly girl like her!
[08:47] Fudo
    That isn't true!
[08:49] Fudo
    You're the girliest girl I know!
[08:53] Desumi
    Am not!
[08:55] Desumi
    I never used to be the kind of person
    to worry about that sort of thing!
[09:03] Desumi
    Love has made me weak!
[09:08] Desumi
    Dating you has made me...
[09:11] Desumi
    A weak and pathetic mess of a woman!
[09:17] Fudo
    That isn't true, Desumi-san!
[09:28] Desumi
    Fudo...
[09:30] Desumi
    The person I am...
[09:33] Desumi
    Maybe I'm just not...
[09:36] Desumi
    cut out for love.
[09:57] Fudo
    I'm a pretty awkward guy.
[10:00] Fudo
    But once I make up my mind about something,
[10:01] Fudo
    I see it through to the end.
[10:05] Fudo
    I will love you, and no one else,
     for the rest of my life.
[10:13] Fudo
    Will you trust me, and join me in that?
[10:21] Desumi
    Yes, I trust you.
[10:31] Culverin
    That was rough.
[10:37] Desumi
    Why are you laughing all of a sudden?
[10:40] Fudo
    I've seen an all-new side of you.
[10:44] Fudo
    You can be surprisingly negative sometimes!
SIGN    Snap
[10:47] Desumi
    Fudo, I still haven't forgiven you
    for going on that afterschool date.
[10:52] Fudo
    W-Well, that wasn't exactly a date.
[10:55] Fudo
    It was just...
[10:58] Desumi
    Promise me you'll take me on
    an afterschool date, too.
[11:01] Desumi
    Uniforms and all.
[11:02] Desumi
    Then I'll forgive you!
[11:04] Fudo
    I will! I promise I will!
[11:15] Haru
    Excuse me.
[11:22] Haru
    It's all over, Senpai.
[11:29] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[11:31] Narrator
    These two are busted!
[11:35] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
SIGN    The
    Next
     Day
[11:54] (Flashback) Fudo
    Oh, w-well...
[11:56] (Flashback) Fudo
    This is just...
[11:59] (Flashback) Haru
    Come on.
[12:00] (Flashback) Haru
    Let's head back, Senpai.
[12:03] (Flashback) Fudo
    R-Right...
[12:15] Fudo
    That's strange.
[12:17] Fudo
    She hasn't said anything.
[12:20] Fudo
    Is it possible she hasn't figured us out?
[12:24] (Flashback) Fudo
    B-By the way, Haru-kun...
[12:26] (Flashback) Fudo
    How much of our conversation did you hear?
[12:30] (Flashback) Haru
    After, "See? You shouldn't use moves
    you haven't practiced thoroughly..."
[12:33] (Flashback) Haru
    Or thereabouts.
[12:35] Fudo
    Ah.
[12:37] Fudo
    So, basically all of it.
[12:40] Fudo
    It's over.
[12:42] Fudo
    It's over.
[12:44] Fudo
    It's over.
[12:45] Fudo
    It's over.
SIGN    The End of Justice
    Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
[12:48] Prof
    How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
SIGN    The End of Justice
    Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
[12:52] Hayato
    Utterly unbelievable!
[12:54] Daigo
    How do you intend to atone for this?
[12:57] Misaki
    I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
[13:00] Prof
    How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
[13:00] Hayato
    Utterly unbelievable!
[13:00] Daigo
    How do you intend to atone for this?
[13:00] Misaki
    I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
[13:11] Fudo
    If that's the situation
    that awaits me in there...
[13:15] Fudo
    What will I do?
[13:17] Haru
    What are you doing, Senpai?
[13:26] Haru
    The meeting is about to start.
[13:28] Fudo
    R-Right.
[13:30] Prof
    Good morning, Fudo-kun, Haru-kun.
[13:33] Misaki
    Hey there!
[13:34] Prof
    Haru-kun would like to begin the
    meeting with an announcement.
[13:40] Haru
    Yes.
[13:41] Haru
    It's about me and Fudo-senpai.
[13:43] Fudo
    It's all...
[13:45] Haru
    Our end-of-term tests
    are starting this week,
[13:47] Haru
    so we'll need to leave early.
[13:48] Fudo
    ...not over!
[13:50] Misaki
    Tests? Boy, that takes me back!
[13:52] Daigo
    Take care of yourselves.
[13:55] Fudo
    Why?
[14:00] Fudo
    Why did she do it?
[14:02] Fudo
    Why...
[14:05] Fudo
    Why indeed?
[14:09] Fudo
    Why hasn't she said anything?!
[14:12] Desumi
    What in the world is going on?
[14:16] Fudo
    I don't know, either.
[14:18] Fudo
    Haru-kun has been acting
    normal for the past week,
[14:21] Fudo
    both at work and at school.
[14:24] Desumi
    What are you scheming, Pink Gelato?!
[14:27] Desumi
    I'll bet she's watching us as we speak!
[14:30] Fudo
    It's all right. That's why
    we're keeping our distance.
[14:38] Desumi
    Oh, it's just a civet.
[14:42] Desumi
    This is torture! I'm at the end of my rope!
[14:45] Desumi
    If she insists on forcing my hand...
[14:48] Desumi
    I'll have to silence her forever!
[14:50] Fudo
    H-Hang on!
[14:51] Fudo
    Hold it, Desumi-san!
[14:53] Desumi
    No need to worry. I won't fail.
[14:55] Fudo
    T-That isn't what I mean!
[14:57] Fudo
    I'm sure Haru-kun has her
    own reasons for this.
[15:00] Fudo
    Let's wait and watch a little while longer.
[15:10] Desumi
    Fudo...
[15:12] Desumi
    Would you mind buying me a drink?
[15:16] Desumi
    I'd like a vanilla mocha, with nonfat milk,
     extra whip, and almonds.
[15:21] Desumi
    Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk...
[15:23] Fudo
    Hang on a minute!
[15:24] Fudo
    Let me write it down.
[15:25] Desumi
    Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk,
    extra whip, with almonds.
[15:30] Fudo
    R-Right. On my way.
[15:33] Desumi
    Thanks.
[15:39] Desumi
    Shown yourself at last, have you?
[15:44] Desumi
    There must be a reason why you're not
    telling anybody about our relationship.
[15:50] Desumi
    Would you mind telling me what it is?
[16:00] Haru
    Fight me!
[16:03] Desumi
    Uh?
[16:04] Haru
    That's what I want!
[16:06] Haru
    You'll accept my challenge,
    won't you, Reaper Princess?!
[16:12] Haru
    No...
[16:13] Haru
    Second-year at Kokutei High School,
[16:15] Haru
    Desumi Magahara!
[16:17] Desumi
    H-How do you know about me?
[16:20] Haru
    Here I come!
[16:20] Changer
    Change, Gelato!
[16:40] Desumi
    Her fighting technique has a long way to go.
[16:43] Desumi
    That's right. She hasn't been
    on the team very long.
[16:49] Desumi
    Can we stop this now?
[16:53] Haru
    Not yet...
[16:54] Haru
    I'm not finished yet!
[16:57] Desumi
    Why is she so desperate to...
[17:13] Desumi
    I'm glad you're awake.
[17:17] Desumi
    You should probably lay
    still a while longer.
[17:21] Haru
    I lost.
[17:23] Haru
    You really are strong, Desumi-san.
[17:27] Desumi
    Please tell me. What are you after?
[17:32] Haru
    The reason I joined the team
[17:35] Haru
    was because I was in love with Fudo-senpai.
[17:40] Haru
    That's why I started to
    suspect he had a girlfriend.
[17:45] Haru
    But I never dreamed his girlfriend
    would be an enemy commander.
[17:52] Desumi
    I see.
[17:54] Desumi
    It's no wonder she hates me.
[17:57] Haru
    But she also happened to be someone I knew.
[18:03] Desumi
    Huh?
[18:05] Haru
    She was...
[18:13] Haru
    on that night, when I was attacked by thugs...
[18:19] Haru
    the one who saved me.
[18:27] (Flashback) Desumi
    Become strong.
[18:32] Haru
    The person who saved me,
    and said those words to me.
[18:43] Desumi
    That was you?!
[18:46] Haru
    I never dreamed you'd turn out
    to be the Reaper Princess, either.
[18:51] Haru
    To be honest... I thought that if falling
    in love really had made you weak,
[18:57] Haru
    then maybe I could steal him from you.
[19:01] Haru
    But...
[19:02] Haru
    But you're as strong as you ever were.
[19:05] Desumi
    W-Why?
[19:07] Desumi
    You could have destroyed our
    relationship without any of this!
[19:13] Haru
    I saw Fudo-senpai smiling in
    a way I've never seen before.
[19:23] Haru
    So I just can't do it.
[19:26] Haru
    I don't have the right to
    steal happiness from the two of you.
[19:47] Haru
    H-Hey...
[19:56] Haru
    Why?
[20:00] Haru
    Why are you crying, too?
[20:33] Fudo
    I'm sorry, Desumi-san.
[20:35] Fudo
    I couldn't find any of that vanilla almond
    thing you were talking about.
[20:40] Fudo
    Haru-kun?
[20:43] Fudo
    What the...
[20:46] Desumi
    Shh...
[20:51] Desumi
    Pink Gelato came by.
[20:57] Desumi
    She's sleeping now.
SIGN    Pale
[20:58] Fudo
    Did you silence her forever?!
[22:44] Haru
    I'm rooting for you two, okay?
[22:56] Haru
    But if you give me the chance,
    I might just take him from you!
[23:04] Haru
    So, you'd better get along!
[23:10] Desumi
    I know. We will.
[23:16] Haru
    See you!
[23:21] Civet
    I am a civet.
[23:24] Civet
    This is the preview.
[23:32] Civet
    Next Time: "Just the Way You Are."
SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
[23:37] Desumi
    Why a civet?!

Season 1

E5 - Just the Way You Are

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SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
[01:37] Bosslar
    My minions.
[01:40] Bosslar
    Have you steeled yourselves?
[01:52] Bosslar
    Then I shall now present the
    Princess Series monthly reports!
[01:59] Bosslar
    You have been evaluated on combat outcomes,
     negative energy accumulation,
[02:02] Bosslar
    drive, enthusiasm, et cetera.
[02:05] Bosslar
    First on the overall leaderboard is...
[02:09] Bosslar
    Bear's team once again in a landslide!
SIGN    Reaper Princess
SIGN    Beast Princess
[02:13] Bosslar
    Their streak of breakaway leads over
    the second-place finisher continues!
[02:18] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess is also very
    aggressive in suggesting plans,
[02:21] Bosslar
    and she has a perfect
    combat attendance record.
[02:24] Bosslar
    Truly, she is a role model for evil!
[02:27] Bosslar
    Beating Red half to death the other
    day also earned her big points.
[02:32] Bosslar
    You could all learn a thing or two from her!
[02:35] Steel
    Reaper-san is very impressive.
[02:38] Beast
    Grr...
[02:40] Combatant A
    Could we have a word about
    your first-place ranking?
[02:43] Desumi
    I'm very pleased.
[02:45] Combatant A
    And to celebrate your achievement,
    you receive a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
[02:53] Beast
    This ain't gonna stand!
[02:55] Beast
    You think you can outshine me
    every single damned time...
[02:57] Beast
    Let's settle this, Reaper Princess! You and me!
[03:00] Desumi
    Please calm down.
[03:01] Desumi
    You can have this, if you want.
[03:03] Beast
    I don't want the damned thing!
SIGN    thonk
SIGN    Cafeteria
[03:26] Gekko Cook
    Here you are! One pasta set!
[03:29] Beast
    Stupid Reaper.
[03:31] Beast
    I'll show her soon enough.
[03:33] Beast
    Next time, I'm gonna be number one!
[03:36] Steel
    I suppose we'll see.
[03:38] Beast
    Shut your hole, last-placer!
[03:40] Beast
    And what's that crap you're eatin'?
[03:42] Steel
    Pickled sea cucumber.
[03:43] Beast
    What the hell is wrong with you?
[03:46] Desumi
    Beast Princess...
[03:48] Desumi
    She appears to have some
    kind of grudge against me.
[03:50] Desumi
    She hates losing, and suffers
    from violent mood swings.
[03:54] Desumi
    Steel Princess.
[03:55] Desumi
    She seems to exist in her own little world.
[03:58] Desumi
    She's uncompetitive,
    and she's hard to get a handle on.
[04:01] Steel
    Would you like a bite?
[04:03] Beast
    Hell no!
[04:04] Desumi
    They're a fun little duo.
[04:06] Steel
    Would you hear me out, Beast-san?
[04:08] Steel
    I have something on my mind.
[04:13] Steel
    The truth is...
[04:14] Steel
    I've fallen in love with someone.
[04:17] Beast
    Like I give a damn.
[04:19] Beast
    Don't come to me with crap like that.
[04:21] Desumi
    You can tell me all about it!
[04:23] Beast
    Butt out, Reaper!
[04:24] Desumi
    You're in love? That's fabulous, Steel!
[04:28] Steel
    Reaper-san, are you interested
    in people's love lives?
[04:31] Beast
    D-Didn't think you were the type...
[04:34] Desumi
    So? What kind of person are they?
[04:37] Steel
    Terribly wild, yet very understanding.
SIGN    Mmm
[04:41] Beast
    No one wants to see a Reaper
    make that stupid, goofy expression!
[04:45] Steel
    But this person is technically a co-worker.
[04:49] Beast
    Hang on, you kiddin' me?
[04:50] Beast
    Workplace romances are off-limits.
[04:53] Beast
    Give it up already.
[04:56] Steel
    I know that my feelings are wrong.
[04:59] Steel
    Yet... I cannot stop myself.
[05:02] Beast
    Followin' the rules comes first.
[05:04] Beast
    Tell her, Reaper.
[05:06] Desumi
    I understand.
[05:08] Desumi
    I completely understand how you feel, Steel!
SIGN    squee
SIGN    squee
[05:11] Beast
    Hey!
[05:12] Desumi
    Who cares if it's against the rules?
[05:13] Desumi
    I'll do everything I can to support you!
[05:15] Beast
    What's got you so enthusiastic?
[05:18] Steel
    Thank you, Reaper-san!
[05:19] Beast
    I said you can't do it!
[05:21] Desumi
    Okay, Steel. What do you want to do next?
[05:24] Beast
    It's like they don't even hear me!
[05:28] Steel
    I'd like to tell this person how I feel.
[05:32] Desumi
    Yeah, that sounds right!
[05:34] Desumi
    You can't get anywhere until they know!
[05:39] Desumi
    What's wrong?
[05:46] Desumi
    I'm absent-minded, plain, and a poor worker.
[05:52] Desumi
    I possess no qualities considered
    appealing in a woman.
[05:57] Desumi
    There's no way this person
    would ever return my feelings.
[06:10] Desumi
    Don't think that way, Steel.
[06:12] Desumi
    I know you can make that confession!
[06:15] Steel
    But how?
[06:17] Desumi
    With femininity!
[06:19] Desumi
    We'll help your develop your femininity,
[06:20] Desumi
    and give you the courage to
    tell this person how you feel!
[06:23] Beast
    Soldiers in an evil army
    don't need femininity!
[06:27] Steel
    Do you think I can do it?
[06:29] Desumi
    Of course you can!
[06:30] Desumi
    Don't worry. I'll help you!
[06:33] Steel
    Reaper-san...
[06:36] Steel
    I will try!
SIGN    Cafeteria
[06:38] Desumi
    That's the spirit!
[06:40] Desumi
    Let's do our best, all three of us!
[06:41] Beast
    Since when am I a part of this?!
[06:53] Beast
    Hey...
[06:56] Beast
    Hey.
[06:59] Beast
    Hey!
[07:00] Reaper
    Pilates are great for your mental
    and physical well-being.
[07:03] Reaper
    You have to concentrate, Beast!
[07:05] Beast
    I told you, I ain't part of this!
[07:07] Desumi
    How are you feeling, Steel?
[07:10] Desumi
    Okay, next up!
SIGN    Terror
[07:19] Desumi
    Next up...
SIGN    The Beautiful Manners of Maturity
SIGN    Femininity
[07:31] Desumi
    Next up.
[07:40] Desumi
    Next up!
[07:47] Desumi
    This exercise will develop your
    core muscles, giving you a great figure!
[07:53] Desumi
    H-Hey, are you okay?
[07:55] Steel
    I've had enough.
[07:57] Steel
    These exercises have only served
    to confirm how worthless I am.
[08:03] Steel
    I will give up on love.
[08:08] Steel
    Thank you for trying your best for me.
[08:13] Beast
    Hey, now.
[08:14] Beast
    I think you made her feel
    even worse about herself.
[08:17] Desumi
    Steel...
[08:21] Culverin
    I'll get you this time!
[08:24] Culverin
    Charge!
[08:38] Fudo
    I see.
[08:39] Fudo
    Sounds like you've been working really
    hard to help your friend, Desumi-san.
[08:43] Desumi
    Steel is just like I was.
[08:46] Desumi
    No confidence in herself at all.
[08:49] Desumi
    But I ended up getting ahead
    of myself and hurting her instead.
[08:53] Desumi
    I guess telling someone how you feel and
    getting them to date you isn't that easy.
[09:01] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo...
[09:02] Desumi
    What do you expect out of
    your significant other?
[09:05] Fudo
    Nothing in particular.
[09:06] Desumi
    Nothing?
[09:07] Fudo
    As long as you're by my side,
    that's good enough for me.
[09:12] Desumi
    S-Stupid!
[09:14] Desumi
    There has to be something!
[09:15] Desumi
    Don't you want me to be
    a good cook or anything?
[09:17] Fudo
    There isn't.
[09:19] Fudo
    I like you just the way you are.
[09:25] Desumi
    H-Honestly... you're hopeless, Fudo.
[09:31] Desumi
    Thank you, Fudo.
[09:33] Desumi
    I'm a very lucky girl.
[09:35] Fudo
    I just hope I helped.
[09:38] Desumi
    Yeah. You really did, Fudo.
[09:45] Desumi
    I forgot about something very important.
SIGN    Steel Princess
     Dressing Room
[09:50] Desumi
    We're coming in, Steel.
SIGN    Iron Labyrinth
[10:09] Beast
    She's been holed up like this a whole day now.
[10:13] Beast
    When she gets like this,
    she refuses to budge,
[10:16] Beast
    and it gets dangerous to approach.
[10:20] Beast
    Stupid! Don't provoke her!
[10:21] Beast
    Her shell's system
    counterattacks automaticall!
[10:26] Desumi
    Listen to me, Steel!
[10:28] Desumi
    I was wrong.
[10:30] Desumi
    You never had to change!
[10:33] Desumi
    It's okay to have things you're not good at!
[10:35] Desumi
    You should be just the way you are!
[10:37] Desumi
    Be the Steel that we know!
[11:04] Desumi
    So, please, Steel...
[11:11] Desumi
    Don't give up on love.
[11:15] Steel
    Just the way I am?
[11:19] Desumi
    You didn't really give up, did you?
[11:26] Steel
    I didn't.
[11:28] Desumi
    You didn't really want to
    deny your feelings of love.
[11:34] Steel
    I didn't, Reaper-san.
[11:36] Beast
    Sheesh, what a pain in the ass.
[11:39] Steel
    Thank you, you two.
[11:42] Steel
    You've given me the courage I need.
[11:45] Steel
    I know that I'm incompetent,
[11:48] Steel
    and completely lacking in appeal...
[11:49] Steel
    But that's just
[11:54] Steel
    the way I am!
[11:57] Steel
    I'm going to tell that person how I feel!
SIGN    Eensy-weensy
[12:04] vo
    Eensy-weensy!
[12:06] Beast
    I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
[12:09] Beast
    I hope that person blows you off!
[12:12] Beast
    Hang on... he's the one she's confessing to?!
[12:15] Beast
    And they're allowed to date?!
[12:18] Beast
    This is totally against the rules.
[12:20] Beast
    Every one of you, I swear...
[12:24] Desumi
    I'm so happy for you, Steel!
[12:31] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[12:42] Catapult
    I'm grateful for this food.
[12:56] Culverin
    It's on me.
[12:57] Culverin
    Eat up.
[12:59] Catapult
    You mean it?
[13:00] Catapult
    That super-duper nice! Thanks tons, man!
[13:04] Culverin
    In exchange, I have a favor to ask you.
[13:08] Catapult
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:09] Catapult
    I figured.
[13:10] Catapult
    Sure thing, gotcha.
[13:13] Culverin
    Allow me to borrow Steel Princess.
[13:16] Catapult
    Steel Princess?
[13:26] Catapult
    Sure thing!
[13:27] Culverin
    Y-You mean it?
[13:28] Catapult
    Totally, dude.
[13:29] Catapult
    But she's pretty frickin' stupid. You sure?
[13:32] Culverin
    Don't you say that about her!
[13:34] Catapult
    Hang on, hang on!
[13:35] Catapult
    You're scary when you blow up like that!
[13:45] Culverin
    Take this, Gelato 5!
[13:47] Steel
    Waves of Love Attack!
[13:56] Yellow
    Hang on! What's Steel Princess doing here?
[14:00] Blue
    I thought she was on a different squad!
[14:02] Green
    What's going on here?
[14:03] Culverin
    The power of love!
[14:04] Blue
    We don't have a choice.
    I've got to call Red back!
[14:10] Pink
    Red-san isn't here!
[14:12] Blue
    B-But... I was sure he came this way...
[14:15] Pink
    He didn't!
[14:17] Pink
    But if you insist on coming this way...
[14:19] Pink
    You'll have to beat me first!
[14:22] Blue
    Quoi?!
[14:25] Blue
    This is like a bad dream.
[14:34] Haru
    Praise me! Praise me! Praise me!
SIGN    Praise me
SIGN    Praise me
SIGN    Praise me
[14:37] Fudo
    T-Thanks.
[14:38] Desumi
    We appreciate it, Haru.
[14:46] Desumi
    Oh, I know, Fudo.
[14:49] Desumi
    Are you hungry?
[14:55] Fudo
    You made us lunch, Desumi-san!
[14:57] Fudo
    Mother!
[14:59] Fudo
    Thank you for bringing me into this
    world in the same era as Desumi-san!
SIGN    Shove
[15:02] Desumi
    It's really not that big a deal!
[15:04] Fudo
    Let's eat—
[15:05] Desumi
    Wait, Fudo!
[15:07] Fudo
    What?
[15:08] Desumi
    According to the specialist
    texts I consulted,
[15:11] Desumi
    when couples eat together,
[15:14] Desumi
    they're supposed to... feed each other.
SIGN    F
    E
    E
    D
    !!!
[15:18] Fudo
    Feed each other!
[15:20] Fudo
    Oh, I've heard of this!
[15:23] Fudo
    At last, I'll get to see it done!
[15:25] Fudo
    God above, thank you for creating this world!
SIGN    Shove
[15:28] Desumi
    C'mon, cut it out!
[15:31] Desumi
    I feel like we're at about
    the stage to try it.
[15:34] Fudo
    Agreed. Let's advance to that next step.
[15:46] Desumi
    H-Here it comes, Fudo!
[15:48] Fudo
    Bring it on, Desumi-san!
[15:52] Desumi
    O-Open wide!
[15:57] Fudo
    O-Opening wide...
[16:12] Fudo
    What is... happening?
[16:15] Desumi
    What is it, Fudo?
[16:17] Fudo
    My stomach hurts... like it's
     never hurt before!
[16:22] Desumi
    What did you say?!
SIGN    Heave
SIGN    Heave
[16:26] Desumi
    Oh, come on!
SIGN    Heave
[16:28] Desumi
    This is no time for that!
SIGN    Heave
[16:29] Fudo
    These could be my last breaths...
[16:34] Fudo
    Quickly!
[16:34] Desumi
    I don't want to feed you this way!
[16:40] Fudo
    And so... I die.
[16:44] Desumi
    F-Fudo!
[16:46] Desumi
    Haru! Emergency!
SIGN    3
    Days
     Later
SIGN    Machino Hospital
SIGN    Dear Red Gelato,
    
     We wish you a swift recovery.
     If you are to die,
    we hope it will be at our hands.
    
     Gekko's Great Leader
     Supreme Leader Bosslar
[16:57] Prof
    His doctor said he can go home tomorrow.
[17:01] Haru
    That's such a relief, Senpai!
[17:04] Misaki
    But I guess appendicitis can take
    out even the toughest among us.
[17:09] Fudo
    I'm so sorry for all the trouble.
[17:10] Prof
    Now, none of that.
[17:12] Prof
    Just rest for now.
[17:13] Misaki
    I peeled you an apple.
[17:15] Misaki
    Want some?
[17:16] Fudo
    Thanks, Misaki-neesan.
[17:18] Misaki
    Open wide!
[17:20] Fudo
    Opening wide...
[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi
    O-Open wide!
[17:28] Fudo
    No! Desumi-san must be
    the first woman to feed me!
[17:33] Misaki
    The heck are you doing, Fudo?
[17:35] Misaki
    Open your mouth already!
[17:37] Misaki
    Stop playing around and eat it already!
SIGN    Chomp
[17:44] Misaki
    You're both acting crazy!
[17:48] Fudo
    Haru-kun!
[17:50] Prof
    Goodbye for now. Take care, Fudo-kun.
[17:52] Fudo
    Yes, sir. I will.
[17:54] Misaki
    See you!
SIGN    Inpatient Building
    Examination Room
[18:05] Desumi
    Now, Fudo, open wide!
[18:09] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[18:12] Fudo
    Opening wide!
[18:15] Fudo's mother
    I brought apples!
[18:16] Fudo
    That was close!
[18:17] Fudo's mother
    Eh? What was close?
[18:19] Fudo
    Oh... nothing, Mom.
[18:21] Fudo's mother
    I brought you a change of clothes.
[18:23] Fudo
    Oh, thank you.
[18:24] Fudo's mother
    I'll leave the apples here,
    so you can eat them later.
[18:27] Fudo's mother
    Well, I have volleyball
    with my women's group!
[18:30] Fudo
    Sure.
[18:34] Fudo
    This must be some kind of karmic retribution.
[18:40] Fudo
    All right.
[18:41] Desumi
    Don't do anything stupid, Fudo.
[18:45] Desumi
    You'll pop your stitches.
[18:47] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[18:49] Desumi
    I heard they're letting you out tomorrow,
[18:51] Desumi
    but I wanted to see you while you
     were in this unusual situation...
SIGN    squee
[18:56] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[18:58] Desumi
    You seem to be feeling a lot better now.
[19:00] Desumi
    The color's back in your face, too.
[19:02] Fudo
    I'd never die until I let you feed me!
SIGN    Shove
SIGN    Shove
[19:07] Desumi
    Don't talk big, Mr. Appendicitis!
[19:09] Fudo
    You're hitting my stitches!
[19:12] Desumi
    Honestly, you're just so silly.
[19:31] Desumi
    Here, Fudo...
[19:33] Desumi
    To celebrate your recovery.
[19:42] Desumi
    Open wide!
[19:44] Fudo
    Opening wide...
[20:01] Desumi
    H-H-How did you like it?
[20:03] Fudo
    No food since the dawn of civilization
    has ever been so delicious!
[20:13] Desumi
    Fudo...
[20:15] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[20:18] Fudo's mother
    I just remembered, Fudo!
[20:20] Fudo's mother
    Your father's coming to pick you
    up in his mini truck tomorrow!
[20:23] Fudo
    The mood!
[20:23] Fudo's mother
    Oh, is this a friend of yours?
[20:25] Fudo's mother
    Can you play volleyball?
[20:26] Fudo's mother
    We need more players to fill the team!
[20:28] Fudo's mother
    Come, come, come, come!
[20:29] Fudo
    The mood!
[22:13] Fudo's mother
    Desumi-san!
SIGN    Sudden Death Seniors
[22:27] Fudo's mother
    You were such a big help today, Desumi-chan.
[22:30] Desumi
    It was my pleasure!
[22:31] Desumi
    Call me any time you need me.
[22:33] Fudo's mother
    You know I will.
[22:35] Fudo's mother
    But I'm sorry for what I did earlier.
[22:38] Fudo's mother
    I know you were in the middle of feeding him.
[22:43] Desumi
    A-Actually, I was...
[22:45] Fudo's mother
    No need to be shy.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[22:46] Fudo's mother
    I did the same thing with
    my man back in the day!
[22:49] Fudo's mother
    Despite what you might think, I used
    to be a real looker back in the day.
[22:52] Fudo's mother
    Want to see?
[23:00] Desumi
    S-So cute!
[23:04] Fudo's mother
    Yes, yes!
[23:06] Fudo's mother
    I really was, wasn't I?
[23:12] Fudo's mother
    Desumi-chan, take care of my Fudo.
[23:16] Desumi
    I will!
[23:20] Bosslar
    Secret Society Gekko has a combatant
    cafeteria and dormitory facilities.
[23:24] Bosslar
    A mentorship system helps
    to guide the inexperienced.
[23:28] Bosslar
    We treasure individuality in our work force
[23:30] Bosslar
    as we work together to
    achieve world domination!
SIGN    Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
[23:33] Bosslar
    Next time: "As Long as We're at the Beach..."
SIGN    Secret Society Gekko
[23:36] Bosslar
    We'll be waiting for your resumes!

Season 1

E6 - As Long as We're at the Beach...

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[00:22] Desumi
    Gosh, it's hot!
[00:24] Fudo
    Yeah, summer's in full swing.
[00:27] Fudo
    By the way, Desumi-san.
[00:28] Fudo
    There's a lot to do in the summer, isn't there?
[00:31] Fudo
    Is there anything you'd
    like to do as a couple?
[00:34] Desumi
    What a great idea, Fudo!
[00:36] Desumi
    Let's see... what would be best?
[00:40] Desumi
    Barbecues, fireworks displays...
[00:42] Desumi
    Let's see...
[00:44] Desumi
    A trip to the mountains would be nice,
[00:46] Desumi
    but I think it has to be the beach!
[00:47] Fudo
    The beach?!
[00:52] Desumi
    Fudo?
[00:54] Fudo
    Swimsuits?!
[00:56] Desumi
    Hey! Fudo?
SIGN    Opening Theme
    
    "Koi wa Explosion (feat. Culverin Bear )"
    
    Vocals: Masayoshi Oishi
    
    Lyrics • Music • Mixing: Masayoshi Oishi
SIGN    Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
SIGN    Tense
[02:38] Beast
    Aha!
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
[02:39] Beast
    Truly becoming of my rival, Reaper Princess!
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
[02:42] Beast
    She exudes a forbidding aura,
    even during lunchtime!
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
[02:48] Beast
    What could be the poor recipient
    of the fire in her gaze?
SIGN    Green Tea Pudding
SIGN    Tiramisu
SIGN    Pasta Set
     Dessert Options
SIGN    Hmmm...
SIGN    Green Tea Pudding
SIGN    Tiramisu
[02:53] Beast
    You let me down, big-time!
[02:55] Beast
    Don't you know you've got
    an image to maintain?
[02:57] Beast
    You were the one person around here
    with a ferocity I could respect.
[03:03] Beast
    Now look at you, eating pasta with
    that goofy look on your face!
[03:06] Beast
    Why'd you want to join
    Gekko in the first place?
[03:09] Desumi
    I didn't. My family applied for me.
[03:11] Beast
    What are you, an idol?!
[03:14] Beast
    But that entrance exam ain't easy.
    How the hell'd you pass, then?
[03:20] Desumi
    I just did my best,
[03:23] Desumi
    and they put me in a leadership role.
[03:26] Beast
    She never meant to apply? Is that
    why she doesn't take it seriously?
[03:32] Desumi
    Hey, Beast!
[03:33] Desumi
    Don't you think a beach would be
    a great place for our next attack?
[03:36] Beast
    Huh?!
[03:40] Gekko Announcer
    All squad leaders and Princess Series members,
    report to the conference room at once.
[03:44] Gekko Announcer
    I repeat.
[03:44] Beast
    They don't usually call
    us in at this time of day.
[03:45] Gekko Announcer
    All squad leaders and Princess Series members,
    report to the conference room at once.
[03:55] Beast
    Hey!
[03:56] Beast
    Drop the pasta and get moving!
[04:02] Beast
    Beast Princess and Reaper Princess,
     now in attendance!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[04:10] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[04:11] Narrator
    Secret Society Gekko is an
    uncompromising hierarchy!
SIGN    Supreme Leader Bosslar
SIGN    Monsters (Leaders)
SIGN    Bear Monster
SIGN    Snake Monster
SIGN    Wolf Monster
SIGN    Eagle Monster
SIGN    Lion Monster
SIGN    Rabbit Monster
SIGN    Princess Series (Sub-Leaders)
SIGN    Reaper
SIGN    Steel
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Heat
SIGN    Beast
SIGN    Judgment
SIGN    Moonlight Soldiers
[04:17] Narrator
    Its six squadrons are led by
    their six strongest monsters,
[04:21] Narrator
    with the Princess Series serving
    below them as sub-leaders!
[04:26] Bosslar
    Allow me to reveal the reason
    I have called you all here today.
[04:30] Bosslar
    I have decided to create a new monster
    and establish a new squadron!
[04:38] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess, step forward!
[04:44] Bosslar
    Congratulations!
[04:47] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess, Desumi Magahara!
[04:52] Bosslar
    I am promoting you
[04:53] Bosslar
    from Princess Series to monster!
[04:58] Bosslar
    You'll undergo enhancement surgery,
[05:00] Bosslar
    be fused with an animal,
[05:01] Bosslar
    and acquire greater power than ever before!
[05:04] Desumi
    You... You want to make me a monster?
[05:06] Beast
    Damn it! They passed me over for her?!
[05:08] Desumi
    H-Hang on a min—
[05:10] Culverin
    You're moving up in the world at last!
[05:12] Culverin
    I always knew you had it in you!
[05:15] Catapult
    Welcome to the monster world!
[05:18] Matchlock
    These bodies are awesome, girl!
[05:22] Beast
    It's frustrating, but I'm gonna catch up soon!
[05:24] Beast
    Just wait and see!
[05:26] Drone
    Congratulations, Reaper-chan!
[05:28] Drone
    You'll be just like us!
[05:31] Desumi
    Drone Rabbit-senpai?
[05:33] Desumi
    She's so pretty...
[05:34] Desumi
    If I could become a cute monster
    like her, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
[05:38] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess!
[05:41] Sign
    Fusion Concept Diagram
[05:41] Bosslar
    I intend to fuse you with a mountain gorilla!
[05:46] Bosslar
    A fusion between the two ultimate primates!
[05:49] Bosslar
    A true miracle of chemistry!
[05:52] Desumi
    Wait a minute!
[05:53] Bosslar
    The enhancement surgery
    will take place tomorrow!
[05:56] Desumi
    W-Wait...
[05:56] Bosslar
    That is all!
[05:57] Bosslar
    Dismissed!
[06:04] Desumi
    If I become a monster,
[06:05] Desumi
    it'll mean big changes to life as I know it.
[06:09] Desumi
    No beach date, either, probably.
[06:14] Desumi
    But I can't exactly say no...
SIGN    Lifetime Soldier
[06:21] Desumi's Father
    Hey, Desumi!
[06:23] Desumi's Father
    How ya doin'?
[06:24] Desumi
    Dad...
[06:26] Desumi's father
    Got a message from Bosslar-sama.
[06:29] Desumi's father
    He's promotin' you, he said!
[06:31] Desumi's father
    That's my perfect little girl!
[06:34] Desumi's little brother
    One, two...
[06:36] Desumi's family
    Congratulations, Sis!
[06:38] Desumi's father
    Never thought we'd have a monster in our
    very own family... It's a dream come true!
[06:43] Desumi's mother
    Now, dear, don't cry...
[06:45] Desumi's father
    I was a combatant all through to retirement,
[06:48] Desumi's father
    so it's makin' me so happy...
[06:49] Desumi's mother
    Give it your best, Desumi!
[06:52] Desumi
    Mom...
[06:53] Desumi
    The truth is... I'm not sure I want...
[06:56] Desumi's mother
    And after seeing' how hard you been workin',
[06:58] Desumi's mother
    your sister's finally started
    comin' out of her shell.
[07:02] Desumi's mother
    Go on, dear.
[07:02] Desumi's mother
    Talk to your big sister.
[07:05] Urami
    Big Sis.
[07:07] Desumi
    Urami...
[07:08] Urami
    I'm gonna join Gekko when I graduate.
[07:11] Urami
    You better keep fightin',
    even after you're a monster.
[07:14] Urami
    You're my idol, Big Sis.
[07:20] Desumi
    I hear ya, Urami.
[07:21] Desumi
    No worries.
[07:23] Desumi's mother
    See ya, Desumi!
[07:25] Desumi's mother
    Take care of yourself!
[07:27] Siblings
    See ya! Keep fightin', Big Sis!
[07:36] Desumi
    My Gekko teammates and my family
    are all so happy for me...
[07:41] Desumi
    They'll all be really upset if I
    turn the promotion down, right?
[07:50] Desumi
    I wonder what Fudo would say.
[07:55] Desumi
    H-Hey!
SIGN    Fudo
[07:58] Desumi
    F-Fudo?!
[08:00] Desumi
    Wh-Whaddya want?!
[08:02] Fudo
    That adorable Hakata dialect!
[08:04] Fudo
    I was just thinking about you,
    and I realized I wanted to hear your voice.
[08:09] Fudo
    Is something up?
[08:12] Fudo
    Your greeting was a little
    bit different than usual.
[08:13] Fudo
    Your greeting was a little
    bit different than usual.
[08:18] Fudo
    Nah, I'm sure I heard wrong.
[08:20] Fudo
    Don't worry about it.
[08:24] Fudo
    Give me one hour!
SIGN    I'm here, Desumi-san
[08:44] Desumi
    Fudo?
[08:56] Fudo
    I see.
[08:57] Fudo
    They want to make you a monster.
[08:59] Desumi
    Yeah, and combine me with a gorilla.
[09:02] Fudo
    You'd be the world's cutest gorilla!
[09:04] Desumi
    This is serious for me, okay?!
[09:10] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo.
[09:12] Desumi
    What do you think I should do?
[09:14] Fudo
    It doesn't matter what I think.
[09:16] Fudo
    What do you want to do?
[09:19] Desumi
    What I want to do...
[09:24] Desumi
    Now that I think about it, this whole time,
[09:26] Desumi
    I never even thought about it.
SIGN    Gekko Interview Site
[09:32] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[09:34] Fudo
    Your kindness toward everyone around you
    is one of the things I love best about you.
[09:39] Fudo
    But you should turn a little bit of that
    kindness toward yourself every now and then.
[09:46] Fudo
    Now, what do you want to do?
[09:51] Desumi
    That's right.
[09:54] Desumi
    It is okay for me to choose, isn't it?
[09:58] Desumi
    If I become a gorilla,
[10:01] Desumi
    it's going to be harder to do my manicures,
    my cooking, my handicrafts...
[10:06] Desumi
    It would make it harder
    to see you, too, Fudo.
[10:09] Desumi
    I want to go back to the
    amusement park with you.
[10:11] Desumi
    I want to have our afterschool date.
[10:13] Desumi
    And I wouldn't feel comfortable going
    to the beach in any body but this one.
[10:17] Desumi
    I don't want to give up on any of that.
[10:21] Desumi
    Fudo...
[10:23] Desumi
    Meeting you has made me want
    to do so many new things.
[10:28] Desumi
    If I was still the person I was before you,
[10:30] Desumi
    I probably would have gone along with
    what everyone else wanted for me.
[10:34] Desumi
    But...
[10:37] Desumi
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[10:39] Desumi
    I can't become a gorilla yet!
[10:42] Desumi
    I want to be able to keep
    leaning on Fudo like this.
[10:51] Bosslar
    Wh-What?!
[10:54] Bosslar
    What do you mean, you don't
    want to become a monster?!
[10:57] Desumi
    That's my decision.
[10:59] Desumi
    I have no regrets.
[11:00] Beast
    Are you freakin' nuts, Reaper?!
[11:02] Culverin
    This is your chance to acquire true power!
[11:05] Bosslar
    You reject your great leader's generous offer?!
[11:09] Desumi
    Yes.
[11:19] Bosslar
    Magnificent!
[11:21] Bosslar
    You are truly a wonder, Reaper Princess!
[11:23] Desumi
    Huh?
[11:24] Bosslar
    Your style is to fight only with
    your naturally-given gifts!
[11:28] Bosslar
    Truly, you have the heart of a martial artist!
[11:31] Bosslar
    You believe accepting the power of an animal
    would be admitting your own weakness!
SIGN    Burned
[11:38] Bosslar
    All right! A round of applause
    for Reaper Princess!
[11:41] Bosslar
    You all could learn a thing or two from her!
SIGN    I told them I didn't want to become a monster!!
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Thanks, Fudo
SIGN    You followed your heart
     and turned them down!
SIGN    You're amazing, Desumi-san!
[11:54] Combatant A
    Hey, it's Reaper Princess!
[11:57] Combatant B
    She must have gotten her enhancement surgery!
[11:59] Combatant A
    So that's what she looks like after
    being combined with the gorilla?
[12:03] Combatant B
    Yeah! She's more intimidating than ever!
[12:08] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[12:22] Desumi
    Wow, the weather is great!
[12:26] Desumi
    I'm all ready! Let's go!
[12:29] Culverin
    One moment, Reaper Princess.
SIGN    Ack
[12:32] Culverin
    What are you doing with that beach stuff?
[12:34] Culverin
    Just because we're at the beach
    doesn't mean it's a vacation.
[12:38] Culverin
    Honestly.
[12:39] Culverin
    Now, are you sure about
    that tip you received?
[12:42] Desumi
    Yes, sir!
[12:43] Desumi
    Absolutely certain!
[12:45] (Flashback) Desumi
    You mean it, Fudo?
[12:47] (Flashback) Fudo
    Yeah.
[12:47] ---
    
[12:48] (Flashback) Fudo
    This Saturday, we'll be doing a test drive
    of King Gelato Robo at Shonan Beach.
[12:48] ---
    
[12:50] ---
    
[12:53] ---
    
[12:54] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[12:56] Narrator
    King Gelato Robo is a 12-piece combining
    robot designed to fight giant monsters!
[13:03] (Flashback) Desumi
    The beach...
[13:05] (Flashback) Desumi
    Does that mean...
[13:06] (Flashback) Fudo
    Yes!
[13:07] (Flashback) Fudo
    It's our chance for a beach date at last!
[13:11] (Flashback) Desumi
    That's great, Fudo!
SIGN    Sparkle
[13:12] (Flashback) Desumi
    I can't wait for Saturday!
[13:20] (Flashback) Desumi
    Hello? Is this Bear-sama?
[13:22] (Flashback) Desumi
    I've just gotten a secret
    tip about the heroes' activities.
SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
    Reaper Princess
    (Swimsuit Provided)
[13:25] Desumi
    But it appears the heroes
    have not yet arrived.
[13:30] Culverin
    Then you should make careful
    preparations for their arrival.
[13:33] Culverin
    Our mission is to investigate
    and demolish the heroes' robot.
SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
     Culverin Bear & Steel Princess
    (Swimsuits Provided)
[13:38] Culverin
    It's important to act
    carefully and discreetly.
[13:41] Steel
    This is a combined mission
    between our three squadrons.
[13:44] Steel
    Let's all work together,
    Reaper-san, Beast-sa—
[13:50] Steel
    Oh? Why are you hiding behind those rocks?
[13:53] Beast
    I a-ain't hidin'!
[13:56] Beast
    I just...
[13:58] Beast
    Well...
SIGN    Majima
[14:00] Beast
    Don't my outfit seem a little
    different from what you guys got?
SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
    Beast Princess
    (Swimsuit Provided)
[14:03] Steel
    Certainly not.
[14:04] Steel
    It looks wonderful on you.
[14:05] Desumi
    Yes!
[14:06] Beast
    Y-You think?
[14:10] Beast
    Hey, Steel.
[14:12] Beast
    Don't stand next to me.
[14:13] Beast
    Buzz off!
[14:14] Steel
    But why? We should work together!
[14:16] Beast
    Just get lost, damn it!
[14:40] Culverin
    Retreat! Retreat!
[14:45] Professor
    Oh, sorry!
[14:46] Professor
    I accidentally fired the missiles!
[14:49] Fudo
    They didn't hit anybody.
[14:51] Fudo
    I don't... think.
[14:53] Fudo
    Probably.
[14:55] Beast
    They anticipated our sabotage mission.
[14:58] Beast
    A submarine...
[15:00] Beast
    Is that a part of their giant robot?
[15:04] Misaki
    It's so much nicer out here than in there!
[15:10] Haru
    Misaki-san, no beer!
[15:11] Misaki
    Oh, chill out.
[15:13] Misaki
    As long as we're at the beach...
[15:14] Haru
    No way!
[15:15] Haru
    We're not here to have fun!
[15:17] Professor
    Now, now.
[15:18] Professor
    None of that, Misaki-kun.
[15:21] Professor
    That one's still warm.
SIGN    Ta-dah
[15:24] Professor
    You'll want to drink these.
[15:26] Haru
    Professor...
[15:27] Professor
    Now, now, Haru-kun.
[15:29] Professor
    I know we're doing a test drive,
[15:30] Professor
    but it's just for Gelato Submarine.
[15:33] Professor
    And this one just forms the robot's calf,
[15:37] Professor
    so it's not exactly essential.
[15:39] Haru
    Then why did you make it?!
[15:41] Beast
    Red's coming here!
[15:50] Beast
    What's the plan, Reaper?
[15:52] Beast
    You think we can handle
    the mission on our own?
[15:54] Beast
    H-Hey!
[15:57] Desumi
    Found you, Fudo!
[16:00] Fudo
    Oh, Desumi-sa—
[16:11] Desumi
    Wh-What's wrong, Fudo?
[16:12] Desumi
    Hey!
[16:15] Fudo
    I was so taken aback by your
    loveliness that I forgot to breathe!
[16:18] Desumi
    Cut it out! You scared me!
[16:22] Desumi
    Don't stare at me like that!
[16:25] Desumi
    I didn't choose the outfit myself,
    but it's a little embarrassing...
SIGN    Oh so precious
[16:28] Fudo
    Oh so precious!
[16:36] Fudo
    Now, let's have the beach date of our dreams!
[16:41] Desumi
    That reminds me...
    There was something I wanted to try.
[16:45] Fudo
    Okay! Let's do it!
[16:47] Beast
    She intends to execute the
    plan completely on her own.
[16:50] Beast
    Reaper Princess is truly impressive.
[16:52] Beast
    Meanwhile, I always get
    stuck evaluating risk...
[16:57] Beast
    That's the difference between us.
[17:00] Beast
    But... that ends today!
[17:03] Beast
    I, Beast Princess, A.K.A. Kiki Majima,
[17:06] Beast
    will finally gain some respect—
[17:18] Beast
    She's torturing him!
SIGN    She's torturing him!!!
[17:20] Desumi
    Well?
[17:21] Desumi
    Can't move now, can you?
[17:23] Fudo
    I can't!
[17:24] Beast
    Reaper Princess... She truly is merciless!
[17:27] Desumi
    And there's one other thing
    I really wanted to do!
[17:29] Beast
    Sh-She's not finished yet?!
[17:33] Desumi
    All ready?
SIGN    Menace
[17:43] Beast
    She's gonna smash his head open!
SIGN    She's gonna smash his head open!!
SIGN    She smashed it!!
[17:48] Beast
    She smashed it!
[17:53] Hayato
    Hey, cutie!
[17:56] Beast
    Hang on!
[17:57] Hayato
    Truly, is this not destiny?
[17:59] Beast
    H-Hang on.
[18:00] Beast
    I know you...
[18:02] Beast
    You're Blue Gelato!
[18:04] Hayato
    Wow! You know me?
[18:06] Hayato
    That's fantastic!
[18:08] Hayato
    Come enjoy your summer with a celebrity!
[18:11] Beast
    You're every bit the pig I'd heard...
[18:14] Beast
    Hands off!
[18:17] Beast
    Where's Reaper?
[18:19] ---
    
[18:20] ---
    
[18:21] ---
    
[18:21] Beast
    She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
SIGN    She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
[18:25] Hayato
    Hey.
[18:25] Hayato
    Just admit you want a piece of this.
[18:29] Hayato
    Come back, my sweet honey!
[18:30] ---
    
[18:31] ---
    
[18:39] Misaki
    I gotta say...
[18:41] Misaki
    Desumi-chan, you said you were
    Fudo's friend or something...
[18:45] Misaki
    But it looks to me like you're dating.
SIGN    grin
SIGN    grin
[18:49] Desumi
    A-Are not!
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
[18:52] Misaki
    So dang cute!
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
[18:56] Daigo
    I made chilled noodles.
[18:58] Misaki
    That's our boy!
[19:00] Haru
    Let's eat!
[19:02] Daigo
    Join us.
[19:03] Desumi
    Oh, thanks.
[19:14] Misaki
    Wow!
[19:15] Haru
    Fireworks!
[19:19] Professor
    Surprise!
[19:38] Haru
    They're so pretty!
[19:39] Misaki
    Well done, Professor!
[19:43] Professor
    So much smoke!
[19:47] Misaki
    So you're the one I have to thank?
[19:50] Desumi
    Thank?
[19:51] Misaki
    Fudo's become a better man than before.
[19:57] Misaki
    And he's sharing more sides of himself.
[20:00] Misaki
    I think that's because of you, Desumi-chan.
[20:08] Fudo
    Are you watching, Desumi-san?
[20:10] Fudo
    Isn't it beautiful?
[20:11] Desumi
    Yes, it is, Fudo!
SIGN    Handheld
    200 Sparklers
[20:18] Haru
    Look what we bought!
[20:19] Haru
    Let's all do them together!
[20:21] Fudo
    Okay!
[20:22] Misaki
    Sounds great!
[20:29] Desumi
    Fudo...
[20:30] Desumi
    You really are an amazing man...
[20:34] Desumi
    Since I first started going out with you,
[20:37] Desumi
    it's been nothing but
    wonderful things every day!
[20:43] Professor
    I hope the young people
    are enjoying themselves.
[20:47] Professor
    Now, time to fire the final show-stopper.
SIGN    clunk
[20:56] Beast
    Finally lost him...
[20:58] Beast
    Talk about persistent!
[20:59] Reaper
    Hey, Beast!
[21:02] Beast
    Reaper?
[21:04] Beast
    After all she did to Red,
    it's like nothing happened.
[21:07] Beast
    But of course,
[21:09] Beast
    not even she could destroy the whole robot—
[21:14] Beast
    She freaking did it!
SIGN    She freaking did it!
[21:16] Desumi
    That last firework was a really big one!
[21:19] Beast
    She really knows no bounds!
[21:24] Desumi
    What a wonderful day it's been!
[23:15] Daigo
    She's...
[23:29] All
    It looks delicious!
[23:31] Beast
    Liar!
SIGN    Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
[23:33] Beast
    Episode 7 is gonna be
    "Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made."
[23:37] Beast
    So watch it, okay?
[23:41] ---
    
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[23:53] ---
    

Season 1

E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made

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[00:15] Haru
    Misaki-san! All done for the day?
[00:18] Misaki
    Yeah, I'm checking out.
[00:19] Misaki
    What?
[00:20] Misaki
    Daigo, you're still here?
[00:22] Daigo
    Yeah, Fudo is working the late shift.
[00:24] Daigo
    I decided to make him some rations.
[00:27] Misaki
    Truly impressive as ever!
[00:30] Haru
    All that on top of scouting
    out new heroes for the team.
[00:33] Haru
    You must be very busy!
[00:36] Daigo
    It's not a problem.
[00:38] Misaki
    Well, Daigo?
[00:40] Misaki
    Feel like scouting me
    as a companion for life?
[00:43] Daigo
    Indifference...
SIGN    Indifference
[00:45] Misaki
    At least don't ignore me!
[00:47] Misaki
    You're making me cry!
[00:48] Daigo
    Workplace relationships are off-limits.
[00:51] Misaki
    As if I don't know that! You goody-goody!
[00:54] Haru
    Daigo-san is completely unflappable.
[00:56] Haru
    He's calm by nature,
    and levelheaded in combat.
[01:01] Haru
    He never loses his cool... unlike me.
[01:05] Misaki
    Yeah. Psychologically speaking,
    Daigo is our organization's rock.
[01:14] Daigo
    I brought dinner.
[01:16] Fudo
    Thank you, Daigo-san.
[01:18] Daigo
    Working hard?
[01:20] Fudo
    I'm writing an exchange diary!
[01:22] Daigo
    Oh. With the girl who
    visited you at the beach?
[01:25] Fudo
    That's right. I never introduced
    the two of you, did I?
[01:28] Fudo
    Her name is Desumi-san—
SIGN    Crash
[01:31] Fudo
    Daigo-san?
[01:34] Daigo
    D-Desu... Desu...
[01:38] Daigo
    Desu...mi...
[01:39] Fudo
    A-Are you all right?!
[01:41] Daigo
    Desumi... Magahara...
[01:45] Fudo
    Daigo-san?
[01:46] Fudo
    Daigo-san?!
SIGN    Infirmary
SIGN    Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
[03:24] Fudo
    Here, some water.
[03:26] Daigo
    It's appreciated.
[03:37] Fudo
    Daigo-san...
[03:38] Fudo
    It's hard to believe, but do
    you already know Desumi-san?
[03:43] Daigo
    Yes.
[03:44] Fudo
    That's right, you were also born in Hakata.
[03:48] Fudo
    Do you have some kind of history with her?
[03:55] Daigo
    Desumi Magahara is the monster I made.
[04:00] Fudo
    Are you saying you knew her as a child?!
[04:04] Fudo
    Tell me everything!
SIGN    Intense
[04:06] Fudo
    Everything about Desumi-san
    that I don't already know!
[04:10] Daigo
    It's a truly terrifying story.
[04:12] Daigo
    I'd prefer you not ask unless
    you're prepared for the worst.
[04:14] Fudo
    That's ridiculous!
[04:16] Fudo
    I'm prepared for anything!
[04:19] Daigo
    Very well.
[04:21] Daigo
    I'll tell you, then...
[04:22] Daigo
    Of the day that the
    "Land of Demons," Fukuoka,
[04:24] Daigo
    became the home of a true demon.
SIGN    Oda-Style
    Karate
[04:31] Daigo
    This was ten years ago.
SIGN    Oda-Style Karate
[04:33] Daigo
    I was still in middle school then.
[04:40] Daigo
    I was a promising talent
    at a famous karate school.
[04:46] Daigo
    I had no rivals among the older
    students, let alone among my peers.
[04:50] Daigo
    I believed myself the best in the prefecture.
[04:53] Daigo
    And then... she arrived.
[04:58] (Flashback) Instructor
    This is Desumi Magahara. She's seven.
[05:01] (Flashback) Instructor
    Give her your best, everyone.
SIGN    Oh so cute
[05:03] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
[05:04] Daigo
    I'll ask you not to smile
    and stare absently, please.
[05:07] Daigo
    There's far more to the story.
[05:09] Daigo
    These were the first words out of her mouth:
[05:12] (Flashback) Desumi
    I try to play with stuff an' always break it.
[05:15] (Flashback) Desumi
    I'm gonna try hard not to break nothin' here!
[05:17] (Flashback) Dojo Student A
    Well, look at that little terror!
[05:25] (Flashback) Instructor
    Daigo, look after her, would you?
[05:32] (Flashback) Daigo
    Young Desu, was it?
[05:34] (Flashback) Daigo
    I'd like to see what you can do.
[05:35] (Flashback) Daigo
    Give me a hit, right here.
[05:37] (Flashback) Desumi
    A hit?
[05:39] (Flashback) Desumi
    What's that? Like a punch?
[05:41] (Flashback) Daigo
    Yes, that's right.
[05:42] (Flashback) Desumi
    Like this?
[05:48] (Flashback) Daigo's mother
    Upsy-daisy!
[05:51] (Flashback) Daigo's grandmother
    Dai-chan chose the chopsticks!
[05:56] (Flashback) Daigo's father
    You're going to start learning karate today.
SIGN    Gasp!!
[06:00] Daigo
    D-Did my life just flash before my eyes?
SIGN    knock
    knock
SIGN    knock
    knock
[06:03] Daigo
    I, the strongest in the dojo,
    was nearly killed by a second-grader?!
SIGN    knock
    knock
[06:06] (Flashback) Desumi
    Sorry. It didn't hurt too bad, did it?
[06:09] (Flashback) Daigo
    It was an excellent straight punch,
    but it didn't even faze me.
[06:13] (Flashback) Desumi
    S-So cool!
[06:15] (Flashback) Desumi
    You're the first thing I couldn't break!
[06:17] (Flashback) Desumi
    Can I hit you again?!
[06:20] (Flashback) Daigo
    N-Not... today.
[06:22] (Flashback) Daigo
    I don't want you hurting your fists.
[06:26] (Flashback) Desumi
    Let's play again, Daigo-niichan!
[06:31] Fudo
    Little Desumi-san is everything
    I'd expect! A true child prodigy!
[06:34] Daigo
    I didn't entirely believe it at the time.
[06:38] Daigo
    I chalked it up to dumb luck.
[06:40] Daigo
    But then, the next day...
[06:44] (Flashback) Daigo
    Good morning.
[06:46] (Flashback) Daigo
    Instructor, why are you taking down the sign?
[06:49] (Flashback) Instructor
    I'm sorry, but I'm closing the dojo.
[06:54] (Flashback) Instructor
    I was trying to train a second-grader...
[06:58] (Flashback) Instructor
    and she actually beat me.
[07:00] (Flashback) Instructor
    I'm a failure as an instructor.
[07:02] (Flashback) Instructor
    I'm going to become a hermit.
[07:04] (Flashback) Daigo
    There's no way...
[07:13] (Flashback) Desumi
    Daigo-niichan!
[07:15] (Flashback) Daigo
    Young Desu?
[07:17] (Flashback) Desumi
    I heard the dojo was goin' away.
[07:22] (Flashback) Desumi
    This is always what happens.
[07:26] (Flashback) Desumi
    Every place where I have fun
[07:28] (Flashback) Desumi
    always goes away...
[07:41] (Flashback) Daigo
    Don't worry, Young Desu.
[07:43] (Flashback) Daigo
    I'll train you.
[07:46] (Flashback) Daigo
    So please, no more tears.
[07:50] (Flashback) Desumi
    Daigo-niichan!
SIGN    Fair and Equal
[07:53] (Flashback) Daigo
    Starting today, I will be your teacher.
[07:58] Daigo
    I had no way of knowing this at the time,
[08:01] Daigo
    but that was the moment
    I'd opened Pandora's box.
[08:18] (Flashback) Daigo
    You've improved quite a lot.
[08:19] (Flashback) Daigo
    But I fear you're a long
    way from catching up to me.
[08:23] Daigo
    I was desperate to save face as her teacher.
[08:27] (Flashback) Desumi
    You're so strong, Instructor!
[08:30] Daigo
    But all I did was stoke her enthusiasm.
[08:34] Daigo
    I worked desperately to make myself stronger
[08:36] Daigo
    just to keep her from killing me.
[08:38] Fudo
    So Desumi-san is the reason
    why you're so strong!
[08:42] Daigo
    And as the days passed...
[08:46] (Flashback) Punk A
    Hey! You Desumi Magahara?
[08:53] (Flashback) Punk B
    Looks like your average
    middle schooler to me.
[08:56] (Flashback) Punk C
    But takin' her down'll be our ticket to fame!
[09:01] Daigo
    Rumors spread like wildfire,
[09:03] Daigo
    and soon, Young Desu was forced
    to deal with hooligans constantly.
[09:07] (Flashback) Desumi
    I gotta make dinner for
    my little brothers today.
[09:10] (Flashback) Desumi
    Mind givin' me a break?
[09:12] (Flashback) Punk B
    Too bad, girlie!
[09:13] (Flashback) Punk B
    Your little bros'll have
    to go hungry tonight!
[09:18] Daigo
    And soon, Young Desu became known
    as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori.
[09:24] Fudo
    What a fun nickname!
[09:26] Fudo
    I'll tease her about it
    in our exchange diary.
[09:30] Daigo
    Then, during the last
    winter of high school,
[09:32] Daigo
    my parents divorced,
    and I had to move to Tokyo.
[09:38] Daigo
    But I had one last piece
    of business to take care of.
[09:47] Daigo
    Settling things with Young Desu!
[09:50] (Flashback) Desumi
    It's been forever, Daigo-niichan!
[09:53] (Flashback) Desumi
    Where ya been?
[09:54] (Flashback) Daigo
    Listen closely, Young Desu.
[09:58] (Flashback) Daigo
    This will be our final practice.
[10:01] (Flashback) Daigo
    Let us both give it all we have.
[10:05] Daigo
    I've been training hard for so
    long in anticipation of this day.
[10:10] Daigo
    I made this monster. Now I must slay it!
[10:16] (Flashback) Daigo
    Let's begin!
[10:18] Daigo
    Two minutes later, I lay upon the
    ground like a tattered rag.
[10:23] (Flashback) Desumi
    We said we wouldn't take
    it easy on each other,
[10:26] (Flashback) Desumi
    but you totally held back on me.
[10:27] Daigo
    I swear to God, I didn't.
[10:30] (Flashback) Daigo
    What kind of instructor could
    go all-out on his student?
[10:34] Daigo
    What a fool I am.
[10:37] (Flashback) Daigo
    Farewell, Young Desu.
[10:39] (Flashback) Desumi
    Daigo-niichan!
[10:42] (Flashback) Desumi
    Will I ever see you again?
[10:44] Daigo
    You will not.
[10:45] (Flashback) Desumi
    When we meet again, will we practice
    together again, like we did today?
[10:49] Daigo
    Absolutely not.
[10:50] (Flashback) Desumi
    When we do, I promise to go
    all-out for the first time!
[10:54] Daigo
    She wasn't even going all-out back there?
[10:55] Daigo
    Terrifying...
[10:56] Daigo (Echo)
    Terrifying...
[10:58] Daigo
    I left for Tokyo like a man on the run,
[11:01] Daigo
    and was scouted to be a hero.
[11:04] Daigo
    It appears the memories
    were so frightening to me,
[11:07] Daigo
    I unconsciously sealed them away.
[11:09] Daigo
    It's pathetic, I'm sure.
[11:11] Daigo
    But I can't believe she's here in Tokyo.
[11:15] Daigo
    What in the world brought her here?
[11:17] Fudo
    It's because she's a Gekko executive!
[11:19] Daigo
    She didn't seem to recognize
    me during the barbecue,
[11:24] Daigo
    but it's only a matter of time
    until she figures out who I am.
[11:27] Daigo
    I wonder. Does she still have the power
    that earned her the "Reaper" nickname?
[11:32] Fudo
    M-Most likely.
[11:34] Daigo
    I see.
[11:35] Daigo
    Then I must prepare myself.
[11:38] Daigo
    Fudo, you are aware that workplace
    romance is forbidden here, correct?
[11:41] Fudo
    Yes.
[11:42] Daigo
    Listen to me.
SIGN    Tremble
[11:43] Daigo
    You need to break up with her at once.
[11:47] Fudo
    What?
[11:48] Daigo
    I am going to find Desumi Magahara—
[11:51] Fudo
    D-Daigo-san?
[11:53] Daigo
    —and s-scout her for our team!
[11:55] Fudo
    What?!
[11:57] Fudo
    You're having trouble even saying it.
[11:59] Daigo
    Of course I'm having trouble.
[12:00] Daigo
    Th-The thought of even
    talking to Young Desu—
[12:02] Daigo
    The thought of even talking
    to her terrifies me!
[12:05] Daigo
    But this is all for the sake of world peace!
SIGN    Desperation
[12:10] Daigo
    As the person in charge of personnel
    scouting for a hero organization,
[12:13] Daigo
    I cannot simply neglect to pursue her talent!
[12:17] Fudo
    Desumi-san... part of Gelato 5?
[12:19] Desumi
    I'm Black Gelato! Nice to work with you!
[12:22] Desumi (Echo)
    Black Gelato!
SIGN    Oh so cute
[12:23] Fudo
    Oh so cute!
[12:25] Daigo
    Fudo!
[12:26] Daigo
    First, I need to learn more about her.
[12:28] Daigo
    Come with me.
[12:30] Fudo
    I think...
[12:32] Fudo
    this might end up being
    more trouble than expected.
[12:37] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
SIGN    Gusco
[12:51] Fudo
    N-Now, Daigo-san.
[12:53] Fudo
    Allow me to officially introduce...
[12:55] Fudo
    Desumi-san.
[12:57] Desumi
    It's been so long, Daigo-niichan!
[13:00] Desumi
    How ya been?
[13:02] Daigo
    Fine.
[13:03] Daigo
    You appear to be well, as well.
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Tremble
[13:07] narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[13:08] narrator
    Desumi-phobic Green Gelato,
    A.K.A. Daigo Todoroki,
[13:12] narrator
    has decided to risk life and
    limb to scout Desumi as a hero!
[13:18] Desumi
    That sure was some surprise!
[13:20] Desumi
    I never thought you'd turn out
    to be a member of Gelato 5!
[13:24] Desumi
    I didn't recognize you at
    the barbecue at all, either!
[13:27] Desumi
    It's gotta be 'cause you
    changed your last name, huh?
[13:30] Desumi
    Boy, that takes me back!
[13:32] Desumi
    I can't forget those days
    we spent trainin' together.
[13:35] Desumi
    Daigo-niichan!
[13:37] Daigo
    I-Indeed.
[13:40] Desumi
    I know!
[13:42] Desumi
    You oughta train me again,
    just like old times!
[13:46] Desumi
    I think I've maybe even grown a
    little bit stronger since then!
[13:50] Daigo
    A-Actually...
[13:52] Fudo
    Come on now, Desumi-san.
[13:54] Fudo
    Daigo-san is a busy man.
[13:56] Fudo
    You mustn't make demands on his time.
[13:58] Daigo
    Fudo...
SIGN    Relief
[14:00] Desumi
    That's true.
SIGN    Disappointment...
[14:01] Desumi
    I was just so surprised to see you again...
[14:03] Desumi
    I'm sorry for getting carried way.
[14:06] Fudo
    Do you think you could do it after all?
[14:08] Daigo
    Fudo!
[14:09] Desumi
    That's it!
[14:11] Desumi
    I'll get something from the drink bar!
[14:16] Fudo
    Are you all right, Daigo-san?
[14:19] Daigo
    Trauma isn't something you
    can shrug off so easily.
[14:23] Daigo
    Are you really dating?
[14:28] Daigo
    She isn't coercing you, is she?
[14:31] Daigo
    She's not threatening to kill you
    if you don't go out with her?
[14:34] Fudo
    You're making me angry, Daigo-san.
[14:36] Fudo
    You can trust in one thing:
[14:39] Fudo
    I truly, truly love Desumi-san.
[14:50] Desumi
    Y-You're making me blush, Fudo.
[14:53] Fudo
    Y-You heard that, Desumi-san?
[14:56] Desumi
    Th-That green tea cake looks delicious.
[15:01] Fudo
    Would you like a bite?
[15:03] Desumi
    Aah...
SIGN    Twitch
[15:07] Desumi
    H-Hang on a minute!
[15:09] Desumi
    It's too soon for us to do such things!
[15:11] Desumi
    That would be an indirect kiss, remember?!
[15:14] Fudo
    You're so bashful, Desumi-san!
[15:17] Daigo
    Perhaps it's time to get down to business.
[15:19] Desumi
    Oh, right...
[15:21] Desumi
    You were wantin' somethin'
    from me, right, Daigo-niichan?
[15:25] Daigo
    Desumi Magahara...
[15:27] Daigo
    I've come here to scout you for Gelato 5.
[15:33] Daigo
    The power you possess
    should be used for justice.
[15:37] Desumi
    Me? A member of Gelato 5?
[15:40] Fudo
    Daigo-san. About that...
[15:45] Desumi
    If I was...
[15:48] Desumi
    Could we be together all the time, then?
SIGN    Hee hee hee...
SIGN    Scoop!!
    Red & Black
SIGN    Announce Their Relationship!!
[15:56] Desumi
    And not only that!
[15:58] Desumi
    We could date in public,
    without fear of scandal!
[16:04] Daigo
    What do you say, Young Desu?
[16:18] Desumi
    I'm sorry, Daigo-niichan.
[16:21] Desumi
    I would love to accept your offer,
[16:22] Desumi
    but I just can't.
[16:24] Daigo
    Why not?
[16:25] Daigo
    What objections could you have?
SIGN    Gelato 5
    New Employee Guide
    
     You Could Be the Sixth!
[16:27] Daigo
    We offer paid vacation.
[16:30] Desumi
    I'm more than happy where I am.
[16:33] Desumi
    I think bein' any happier would
    earn me some karmic retribution.
[16:37] Desumi
    Besides, I've got my hands full with Gekko—
[16:41] Fudo
    With get-going to school every day, she said!
[16:44] Fudo
    Right, Desumi-san?
[16:46] Desumi
    That's right!
[16:47] Desumi
    I can't say that, not even to Daigo-niichan!
[16:50] Desumi
    I'm sorry, Fudo.
[16:52] Desumi
    I was careless.
[16:53] Fudo
    Yes. We should both be careful.
[16:56] Fudo
    B-But...
[16:58] Fudo
    Her lips are so soft!
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    Gelato 5 New Employee Guide
     You Could Be the Sixth!
    Generous Benefits
SIGN    bap bap
SIGN    bap bap
[17:11] Daigo
    What in the world am I
    being forced to look at?
[17:15] Daigo
    Is this truly Desumi Magahara, the girl
    once feared as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori?
[17:23] Daigo
    Back when I knew you,
[17:24] Daigo
    you always seemed lonely, and somehow bored.
[17:28] Daigo
    You had the air of a woman
    isolated by her supremacy.
[17:33] Desumi
    Say, "Aah"!
[17:33] Daigo
    Quite frankly...
[17:34] Daigo
    I sense none of that air of invincibility
    you projected back in the day.
[17:39] Fudo
    Aah...
[17:41] Daigo
    Love has made you weak!
SIGN    Desumi
[17:46] Daigo
    And in that time, I have continued
    training via my battles against evil.
[17:53] Daigo
    That's right, Daigo Todoroki!
[17:56] Daigo
    What need is there to fear her now?
[17:58] Daigo
    You can win!
[18:00] Daigo
    Now is the time to defeat Young Desu,
[18:02] Daigo
    and conquer your trauma!
[18:05] Fudo
    Daigo-san?
[18:07] Daigo
    Step out with me, Young Desu.
[18:09] Daigo
    I shall fight you, as you wished.
[18:18] Fudo
    Daigo-san...
[18:20] Fudo
    Why do you have to fight Desumi-san?
[18:22] Daigo
    Silence, Fudo.
[18:24] Daigo
    Are you ready, Young Desu?
[18:26] Daigo
    If you defeat me in this match, I'll give
     up on scouting you for our team.
[18:30] Desumi
    That's not fair!
[18:31] Desumi
    There's no way I could possibly defeat you!
[18:33] Daigo
    And... If I win...
[18:37] Daigo
    You will give up on your
    relationship with Fudo,
[18:40] Daigo
    and join Gelato 5.
[18:44] Desumi
    Give up on my relationship with Fudo?
[18:46] Daigo
    Yes.
[18:47] Daigo
    Because workplace relationships
    are forbidden.
[18:58] Desumi
    Shoulda told me you had a rule like that.
[19:05] Desumi
    If that's what you're tellin' me...
[19:07] Desumi
    This is one battle I can't afford to lose.
SIGN    Terror
[19:12] Narrator
    Suddenly and unconsciously,
[19:14] Narrator
    Daigo Todoroki activated
    his suit's transformation!
[19:15] Changer
    Five!
[19:19] Narrator
    The result:
[19:20] Narrator
    He just barely escaped with his life!
[19:24] Fudo
    Are you all right, Daigo-san?!
[19:27] Desumi
    You went easy on me again.
[19:31] Daigo
    Even after I transformed,
    you still think that?
[19:34] Fudo
    I wanted to stop her,
[19:36] Fudo
    but I found myself entranced
    by her beautiful moves!
[19:40] Daigo
    And you're always so honest.
[19:44] Daigo
    What in the world kind of couple is this?
[19:48] Daigo
    How terrifying...
[19:48] Daigo (Echo)
    How terrifying...
[19:51] Daigo
    It's a reunion with my pupil
    after so long, after all.
[19:55] Daigo
    I wanted to give you a win.
[19:59] Daigo
    And who in the world am I, saying all this?
[20:04] Daigo
    Never mind.
[20:06] Daigo
    For now, we'll say it's my defeat.
[20:11] Daigo
    But, Young Desu...
[20:12] Daigo
    Promise me one thing.
[20:16] Daigo
    There are many forces out there that
    would seek out power like yours.
[20:21] Daigo
    If you are to join one of them,
    see that it is not Gekko.
[20:35] Desumi
    It really is a problem.
[20:37] Desumi
    Does your whole organization
    just assume we're a couple?
[20:42] Fudo
    Yeah... Misaki-neesan is
    spreading the rumor everywhere.
[20:46] Misaki
    They're totally dating!
[20:50] Desumi
    We have been a little too comfortable lately.
[20:53] Desumi
    Maybe we need to put some barriers back up.
[20:56] Desumi
    No more PDA, for one thing.
[20:58] Fudo
    R-Right.
[21:01] Fudo
    You're right, Desumi-san.
SIGN    Grin Grin
[21:07] Fudo
    What is it?
[21:09] Desumi
    You're a little upset about that, huh?
[21:13] Fudo
    I-I'm just being serious!
[21:15] Fudo
    Don't tease—
SIGN    Squeeze
[21:21] Fudo
    Wh-What are you doing?
[21:22] Desumi
    For instance, if I ever try
    to do something like this...
[21:25] Desumi
    Don't be afraid to push me off, okay?
[21:28] Fudo
    Oh... Oh so cute!
SIGN    Oh so cute
SIGN    Crash
[23:22] Fudo
    Daigo-san!
[23:26] Daigo
    N-N-Next...
[23:29] Daigo
    Next time: "Everybody Has a Secret or Two"!
SIGN    Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
[23:33] Daigo
    See you then.
[23:36] Fudo
    Daigo-san!

Season 1

E8 - Everybody Has a Secret or Two

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[00:00] Misaki
    I got basically no sleep last night!
[00:01] Fudo
    Good morning.
[00:02] Haru
    Really?
[00:03] Haru
    G-Good morning, Senpai!
[00:05] Misaki
    Morning.
[00:06] Misaki
    Oh, Fudo.
[00:08] Misaki
    Here, it's addressed to you.
[00:10] Misaki
    You can tell, right? I've got
    major bags under my eyes.
[00:13] Haru
    I can see them!
[00:14] Haru
    It's so important to get
    proper sleep at night.
[00:19] Haru
    Senpai?
[00:20] Misaki
    What's up? You look like you've seen a ghost.
[00:22] Fudo
    N-N-Nothing!
SIGN    I know everything
[00:30] Fudo
    Desumi-san, we've got a problem.
SIGN    Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
[02:07] Friend A
    You're so awesome, Desumi.
[02:09] Friend A
    You always make your own lunches?
[02:11] Desumi
    It's not so hard once you get used to it.
[02:13] Friend A
    Really?
[02:23] Anna
    Sorry, Desucchi. Mouth slipped.
[02:27] Friend B
    Are you all right, Desumi?
SIGN    Rattled...
[02:29] Desumi
    W-Well... I'm pretty used to it by now...
[02:32] Friend A
    That makes it even worse!
SIGN    Terror
[02:35] Anna
    What? You got a problem?
[02:38] Friend A
    No...
[02:40] Kiki
    You bet we got a problem.
[02:44] Kiki
    You're always pickin' on Reaper—
[02:45] Kiki
    on Desumi Magahara.
[02:48] Kiki
    Sounds like someone needs a little
    help learning right from wrong.
[02:51] Friend A
    Student council president!
[02:53] Friend B
    Discipline officer!
SIGN    Beast Princess, A.K.A.
    Kiki Majima
SIGN    Steel Princess, A.K.A.
    Kyoko Kuroyuri
SIGN    Reaper Princess, A.K.A.
    Desumi Magahara
[02:55] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[02:56] Narrator
    On Gekko's orders,
[02:58] Narrator
    the Princess Series,
    including Reaper Princess,
[03:02] Narrator
    all attend the same school!
[03:05] Kiki
    And why don't you ever stand up for yourself?
[03:08] Kiki
    Give as good as you get once in a while.
[03:10] Desumi
    Well, it's just a rice ball. No big deal.
[03:13] Kyoko
    Really? It's not?
[03:16] Kiki
    Knock it off! You're gonna
    make everything worse!
[03:20] Kiki
    Well, anyway...
[03:22] Kiki
    Hojo of Class 2-B.
[03:24] Kiki
    Your skirt length, nails, earrings,
    and just about everything else
[03:28] Kiki
    are in violation of school rules!
[03:29] Kiki
    Come to the guidance office later!
[03:30] Anna
    Meh, sounds dumb.
[03:32] Anna
    You guys must be starved
    for romantic attention.
[03:35] Kiki
    Am not!
SIGN    No attention
[03:38] Anna
    When it comes to rice
    balls or anything else...
[03:40] Anna
    I get what I want, no matter what it takes.
[03:47] Anna
    And right now, what I want most is...
[03:52] Anna
    What do you think?
[03:54] Desumi
    Well...
[03:57] Anna
    It's a secret.
[03:58] Anna
    You don't get to know, Desucchi.
[04:03] Kiki
    What's her problem?
[04:05] Kiki
    What kind of loser keeps secrets, anyway?
[04:07] Desumi
    Now, now. Everybody has a secret or two.
[04:10] Kiki
    What?!
[04:11] Kiki
    It's that happy-go-lucky attitude
    that makes you a target, y'know!
SIGN    If you don't want me to make this picture public,
    come to Central Park tomorrow at 8 PM
[04:26] Anna
    Hey!
[04:31] Anna
    You really came, huh? Hilarious.
[04:35] Fudo
    A-Are you the one who sent me this?
[04:40] Anna
    Correct.
[04:41] Anna
    I'm the one who took that picture.
[04:44] Anna
    Red Gelato... Fudo Aikawa.
[04:48] Fudo
    Why in the world are you doing this?
[04:51] Fudo
    Who exactly are you?
[04:54] Anna
    You really think I'm gonna give up my name?
[04:56] Anna
    You've probably guessed by now, but I can
    send out that picture anytime I want.
[05:02] Anna
    That'd be a problem for you, right?
[05:06] Fudo
    Yes, it would be.
[05:09] Anna
    So you're just gonna have
    to do whatever I say.
[05:12] Anna
    Whether you play along or not will decide
    if the picture stays private or—
[05:16] Fudo
    P-Please!
[05:18] Anna
    Uh?
[05:19] Fudo
    Promise that when you publish the picture,
    you'll put a censorship bar over her eyes!
[05:24] Anna
    What?
[05:24] Fudo
    I'm begging you!
[05:26] Anna
    That's the problem?
[05:27] Anna
    You're okay with it going public otherwise?
[05:28] Fudo
    Absolutely!
[05:30] Anna
    That doesn't make sense.
[05:32] Anna
    Your reputation—
[05:33] Fudo
    I don't care about my reputation!
[05:36] Fudo
    But... I really don't want
    to make any trouble for her.
[05:42] Fudo
    And...
[05:43] Fudo
    If the picture were to go out uncensored,
[05:45] Fudo
    she would quickly go viral
    as an angel on earth!
[05:50] Fudo
    Plus, agents would be falling all
    over themselves to recruit her!
[05:53] Fudo
    Idol! Model! Actress!
[05:56] Fudo
    She'll get all kinds of offers,
[05:57] Fudo
    and before I know it, she'll have
    ascended far beyond my reach!
[06:01] Fudo
    It's too terrifying to conceive!
[06:03] Anna
    You're a creepy little man.
[06:06] Anna
    Well, fine.
[06:07] Anna
    One way or another, you don't
    want me leaking it, right?
[06:12] Anna
    Which means you've gotta
    do whatever I tell you.
[06:15] Anna
    Got it?
[06:17] Fudo
    Y-Yes...
[06:18] Anna
    Then you'd better break up with her—
[06:21] Fudo
    I will not!
[06:21] Anna
    Hey!
SIGN    Squeeze
[06:22] Anna
    Since when do you get a
    choice in the whole thing?!
[06:25] Anna
    Don't you get what's going on here?
[06:27] Fudo
    B-But I'd really appreciate
    it if you wouldn't go there!
[06:31] Fudo
    Would you accept an alternative?
[06:32] Anna
    Alternative?
[06:34] Anna
    Well...
[06:37] Anna
    Okay.
SIGN    Record
SIGN    Recording
[06:42] Anna
    Then, tell me you love me!
[06:45] Fudo
    I will not!
[06:46] Anna
    Have a little tact, jerk!
[06:49] Anna
    Fine. I'm gonna call the tabloids.
[06:52] Fudo
    Wait!
[06:53] Fudo
    What exactly are you after here?
[06:56] Fudo
    Are you trying to come between us?
[07:01] Anna
    Oh, shut up.
[07:04] Anna
    Listen up... here's your last chance.
[07:09] Anna
    K-Kiss my hand!
[07:16] Anna
    I'll get a picture of you groveling,
[07:18] Anna
    and make our master-slave relationship clear.
[07:22] Fudo
    Is this the kind of thing
    you called me out for?
[07:24] Anna
    Just do it already!
[07:28] Fudo
    Master-slave relationship?
[07:54] Anna
    I...
[07:55] Anna
    I can't do it!
[07:59] Anna
    It's freaking humiliating!
[08:01] Fudo
    Huh?
[08:02] Anna
    Fine, I'll let you off with a warning!
[08:04] Anna
    But tomorrow, I'm gonna think of way
    more disgusting things for you to do!
[08:07] Anna
    You'd better be ready!
[08:08] Anna
    And if you don't come,
    that picture goes everywhere!
[08:10] Anna
    You big, stupid jerk!
[08:13] Fudo
    Huh?
[08:20] Fudo
    And that's what happened, Desumi-san.
[08:24] Desumi
    Who in the world is she?
[08:27] Fudo
    Well, she didn't give her name,
    so I don't know who she is...
[08:30] Fudo
    But I'm set to meet her again tonight.
[08:33] Desumi
    I'll just have to silence her permanently.
[08:35] Fudo
    Please don't go right to those thoughts!
[08:39] Desumi
    What exactly did she try to get you to do?
[08:42] Fudo
    Oh, well...
[08:44] Fudo
    She wanted me to kiss her hand—
[08:47] Fudo
    But I didn't!
[08:49] Desumi
    Y-You really didn't?
[08:51] Fudo
    I didn't.
[08:52] Desumi
    I'm sorry. Are you okay?
[08:55] Fudo
    I'm fine.
[08:58] Desumi
    A-Anything else?
[08:59] Fudo
    She wanted me to say I love her.
[09:01] Fudo
    She even asked me to break up with you.
[09:07] Fudo
    I haven't the foggiest
    idea what she's thinking.
[09:14] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[09:16] Desumi
    Fudo...
[09:18] Desumi
    I think she's...
[09:21] Desumi
    in love.
[09:23] Fudo
    In love? With whom?
[09:32] Fudo
    You're not saying...
[09:33] Fudo
    She's in love with me?!
[09:51] Fudo
    It's all right, Desumi-san.
[09:53] Fudo
    There's nothing to worry about.
[09:55] Fudo
    I feel bad for the girl,
[09:57] Fudo
    but I need to make things clear to her.
[10:11] Anna
    Good boy. You actually came!
[10:17] Fudo
    I'm sorry, girl whose name I don't know!
[10:21] Fudo
    I thought it over, and realized how you feel.
[10:28] Fudo
    I truly appreciate the
    feelings you have for me.
[10:31] Anna
    What?
[10:31] Fudo
    I acted truly shameful yesterday.
[10:34] Anna
    Wait—
[10:35] Fudo
    But I cannot return your feelings—
[10:35] Anna
    Stop—
[10:36] Anna
    Stop—
[10:37] Anna
    S...
[10:38] Anna
    Stop!
[10:40] Anna
    What in the world are you talking about?!
[10:42] Fudo
    But you're in love, aren't you?
[10:44] Anna
    What?!
[10:45] Fudo
    With me?
[10:47] Anna
    Heck no! I'm in love with Desucchi!
[10:52] Anna
    Crap! I said it out loud!
[10:55] (Flashback) Mob A
    Wow, she's so tacky.
[10:57] (Flashback) Mob B
    Bet she's easy.
[10:58] (Flashback) Mob C
    She's kinda scary.
[10:59] (Flashback) Mob D
    She'd blow her top over nothing.
[11:01] (Flashback) Mob D
    Better stay away.
[11:08] (Flashback) Desumi
    Oh, wow! I love your nails!
[11:11] (Flashback) Desumi
    Oh, sorry to ambush you.
[11:13] (Flashback) Desumi
    But I always want to do mine that way,
     and it never turns out right!
[11:19] (Flashback) Anna
    Oh... yeah?
[11:22] (Flashback) Desumi
    I'm Desumi Magahara.
[11:24] (Flashback) Desumi
    Nice to meet you!
[11:30] Anna
    Desucchi was so honest and innocent.
    I've had a huge crush on her ever since.
[11:42] Anna
    No reaction, huh?
[11:45] Anna
    Sorry to besmirch your pure little
    Desucchi with my unworthy feelings!
[11:49] Fudo
    Nothing to be sorry for!
[11:51] Fudo
    I was just thinking, you have
     incredibly good taste!
[11:55] Fudo
    I'm so glad to meet someone else
    who sees how amazing she is!
[12:00] Fudo
    I know!
[12:01] Fudo
    Want to stay up all night and
    talk about how great she is?!
[12:07] Fudo
    Well?
[12:12] Anna
    You're so weird.
[12:15] Anna
    Talking sounds fun, but I'll pass for now.
[12:19] Anna
    We're still kinda like rivals, you know?
[12:24] Anna
    Hey, Red Gelato...
[12:26] Anna
    No, Fudocchi.
[12:28] Fudo
    "Fudocchi"?
[12:29] Anna
    Sorry about all the trouble I made.
[12:32] Anna
    I'm probably gonna keep
    making trouble, just FYI.
[12:36] Fudo
    R-Right...
[12:39] Anna
    I'm kind of self-centered,
    I'm a little perverse...
[12:42] Anna
    And...
[12:44] Anna
    I just never know when to quit.
[12:49] Anna
    Besides, Desucchi and
    I have a secret connection.
[12:55] Anna
    My own little secret that
    even Desucchi doesn't know.
[13:00] Anna
    Better keep your guard up,
    or I'll steal her from you!
[13:04] Anna
    See ya!
[13:06] Fudo
    A secret?
[13:11] Beast
    A meeting this early in
    the morning? I've got the worst luck.
[13:15] Steel
    The early bird gets the worm, Beast-san.
[13:18] Beast
    Don't lecture me when I'm the
    one who had to wake you up.
[13:21] Beast
    Sheesh...
[13:24] Beast
    Hey, Heat.
[13:36] Beast
    What's up with her? Learn some
     basic manners already.
[13:39] Desumi
    Don't say that, Beast.
[13:41] Beast
    No one's ever seen her face or
    heard her real voice, right?
[13:45] Beast
    I don't trust her.
[13:47] Desumi
    I think it's just fine.
[13:49] Desumi
    Everybody has a secret or two.
[13:52] Beast
    Oh? Does that mean you're
    hiding something, Reaper?
[13:55] Desumi
    What? O-Of course not!
[14:02] Anna
    My own little secret that
    even Desucchi doesn't know.
[14:10] Anna
    Desucchi is as adorable as ever!
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Heat Princess
    Anna Hojo
[14:19] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[14:32] Desumi
    I'm so nervous!
[14:33] Fudo
    It's all right, Desumi-san.
[14:35] Fudo
    Believe in us!
[14:39] App
    Your compatibility rating is 98%!
[14:43] Desumi
    Isn't that great, Fudo—
[14:45] Desumi
    Why do you look so unhappy?
[14:48] Fudo
    It wasn't 100%...
[14:51] Desumi
    You're so hard on yourself.
[14:53] Haru
    Excuse me, could I drop in?
[14:55] Desumi
    What is it, Haru?
[14:58] Haru
    Desumi-san.
[15:00] Haru
    Does Gekko have any attack plans tomorrow?
[15:04] Desumi
    This is off the record, okay?
[15:05] Desumi
    Bosslar-sama won't be in tomorrow,
    so all attacks are off!
[15:09] Haru
    Awesome!
[15:11] Haru
    So, Fudo-senpai,
[15:13] Haru
    can you help me study tomorrow?
[15:15] Haru
    Finals are coming up,
    and I haven't done any test prep!
[15:18] Fudo
    Sure, that's fine.
[15:21] Desumi
    Wait, Fudo, are you a really good student?
[15:24] Haru
    Despite how he looks, Senpai is
    always in the top ten for his year!
[15:28] Haru
    Despite how he looks!
[15:29] Desumi
    That's awesome!
[15:31] Fudo
    How exactly do I look?
SIGN    How exactly
    do I look?
[15:32] Fudo
    Very well!
[15:33] Fudo
    We'll have a study hangout tomorrow.
[15:35] Haru
    Thank you!
[15:45] Haru
    Are you bad at school too, Desumi-san?
[15:49] Desumi
    Y-Yes...
[15:51] Haru
    Then let's make it a threesome!
[15:53] Haru
    But if we do that, we won't
    be able to do it at HQ...
[15:58] Desumi
    Let's do it at my place, then!
[16:02] Haru
    What?
SIGN    Gekko
SIGN    The
    Next
    Day
[16:07] Haru
    Desumi-san... is this...
[16:10] Desumi
    The Gekko women's dormitory!
[16:11] Haru
    That's what I thought!
[16:13] Haru
    Come on, this is way too dangerous!
[16:15] Haru
    Right, Senpai?
SIGN    Walking on air
[16:16] Fudo
    Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room.
    Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room...
[16:18] Haru
    Never mind. He's already walking on air.
[16:22] Desumi
    Don't worry, Haru.
[16:24] Desumi
    Just put this on, and you'll be fine!
[16:26] Haru
    You really think it'll be that easy?
[16:31] Desumi
    You have it on backwards!
[16:34] Haru
    I'm so scared...
[16:36] Receptionist
    What's the password?
[16:37] Desumi
    Briar rose!
[16:38] Receptionist
    You may pass!
[16:46] Female Combatant
    Kii!
[16:47] Haru
    K-Kii!
[16:49] Desumi
    Okay, we're here!
[16:51] Haru
    Shouldn't your security be
    a little tighter than this?
[17:00] Haru
    Desumi-san, your room is so cute!
[17:03] Fudo
    At last...
[17:05] Fudo
    At last, I have reached the promised land!
[17:09] Fudo
    The holy ground I previously
    only saw in video calls!
[17:14] Fudo
    It smells like Desumi-san!
[17:18] Fudo
    Never mind the studying, let's—
[17:28] Fudo
    Sorry, I lost control there.
[17:30] Fudo
    Let's begin studying.
[17:36] Both
    Fudo-sensei, thank you for the lesson!
[17:39] Fudo
    Thank you both for coming!
SIGN    Math II
SIGN    Year 2 Term 2 Midterm Answer Sheet
     2-A Desumi Magahara
[17:49] Haru
    All perfect scores!
[17:51] Haru
    Hang on! You're awesome at school!
[17:53] Fudo
    What's going on here, Desumi-san?
[17:58] Haru
    Did you just want to study with us?
[18:01] Desumi
    Y-Yes...
[18:03] Fudo
    Oh so cute!
SIGN    Oh so cute
[18:04] Haru
    So I'm the only hopeless one here?
[18:07] Fudo
    As charming as this is, rules are rules.
[18:09] Desumi
    Very well. Go on and do it!
[18:13] Fudo
    Thwap.
SIGN    Thwap
[18:15] Desumi
    I got a strike for lying.
[18:17] Haru
    So cute!
[18:21] Desumi
    I'm sorry for lying to you about
    being bad at school, Haru.
SIGN    Shame...
[18:25] Desumi
    I'm actually very good at school!
[18:27] Haru
    That apology wasn't great.
[18:30] Desumi
    Then let's try again!
[18:37] Desumi
    We'll both teach you!
[18:38] Haru
    Yeah! I'm gonna learn so much!
[18:47] Fudo
    That's not the way, now.
[18:49] Fudo
    That's not going to get you to the answer.
[18:52] Fudo
    Imagine that the value of
    X is the bicep brachii.
[18:58] Fudo
    What does that make Y?
[19:02] Haru
    I don't know.
[19:03] Fudo
    The forearm flexors, of course!
[19:07] Fudo
    Now solve the next problem,
    supposing that X is your deltoid.
[19:11] Haru
    I can't solve it—
[19:12] Fudo
    Bear in mind its connection
    to the pectoralis major!
[19:16] Fudo
    If you can't sort it out, drawing out
     the anatomy might help.
[19:18] Haru
    Drawing the anatomy?!
[19:22] Fudo
    Yes! That should do it!
[19:24] Haru
    Crap!
[19:25] Haru
    I read so much BL, I actually did it!
[19:27] Fudo
    The connection between math
    and muscles is inseparable.
[19:32] Fudo
    Everything makes more sense when you liken
[19:34] Fudo
    the beauty of solving equations
    to well-strengthened muscles.
[19:34] Haru
    Help me, Desumi-san!
[19:37] Fudo
    Just as muscles connect in a
    beautiful way, the numbers—
[19:40] Desumi
    Hey, come on. You're just confusing her.
[19:43] Desumi
    Let me teach her.
[19:46] Desumi
    Don't overthink it!
[19:48] Desumi
    All you need for math problems is spirit!
[19:50] Desumi
    Just fill in that formula, wham!
[19:58] Haru
    Which formula, exactly?
[20:00] Desumi
    You know, the wobbly one!
[20:02] Desumi
    With the smooth lines in it.
[20:05] Desumi
    Then give it a wha-chock and the
    answer will come out like yeah!
[20:07] Haru
    Ah.
[20:09] Fudo
    Liken it to the parallel curves
    of the trapezius and the deltoids!
[20:10] Haru
    They're awful teachers.
[20:10] Desumi
    Just wham those numbers
    down in front of you,
[20:11] Fudo
    Understanding muscles will deepen
    your understanding of math!
[20:12] Desumi
    and don't be afraid to smack that
    formula in there right after!
[20:14] Desumi
    Timing is important there.
[20:14] Fudo
    Similarly, understanding muscles
    means understanding math!
[20:16] Desumi
    Sometimes they get you on your heels,
[20:17] Fudo
    There's nothing else to it!
[20:18] Desumi
    but just make sure to stay flexible
    and they'll tap out eventually,
[20:18] Fudo
    Additionally, likening unequal equations
    to the biceps femoris is quite famous—
[20:20] Haru
    Um...
[20:20] Desumi
    so pay close attention to—
[20:21] Haru
    I should probably go.
[20:24] Desumi
    You've got it down already?
[20:26] Desumi
    Haru's such a quick learner!
[20:28] Fudo
    We must be great teachers!
[20:33] Haru
    I really envy you two.
[20:35] Haru
    You'll have your choice of university.
[20:39] Desumi
    University?
[20:40] Haru
    I've gotta work hard to
    get into my first choice!
SIGN    Hmph
[20:44] Fudo
    Happy to help anytime. Just ask.
[20:48] Haru
    Thanks for everything.
[20:51] Haru
    I'll be going now.
[20:53] Desumi
    Sure thing. See you again!
[21:09] Fudo
    Alone with Desumi-san in her room...
[21:12] Fudo
    I suddenly feel so nervous.
[21:18] Fudo
    What's wrong?
[21:19] Fudo
    You look strangely serious.
[21:21] Desumi
    Sorry.
[21:22] Desumi
    I was just thinking about what Haru said.
[21:28] Desumi
    Fudo, are you moving on to
    university after high school?
[21:32] Fudo
    Yes.
[21:34] Fudo
    I want to study education.
[21:38] Fudo
    And someday, I want to become an elementary
    school teacher and teach children.
[21:44] Fudo
    I want to be a hero-slash-teacher.
[21:51] Fudo
    Desumi-san, do you have
    a goal for the future?
[21:56] Desumi
    I...
[21:58] Desumi
    I want to go to the same university you do.
[22:02] Desumi
    I want a front-row seat to you
    making your dream come true.
[22:08] Desumi
    That's a goal I just came up with.
[22:11] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[22:15] Desumi
    But I think my father would
    probably be really against it.
[22:20] Desumi
    I think he expects me to go full-time
    with Gekko after I graduate high school.
[22:27] Fudo
    Hey, if it comes to that,
    I'll convince your father!
[22:32] Desumi
    I can always count on you!
[22:36] Desumi
    I hope we can go together, Fudo.
[22:40] Fudo
    I know we will.
[22:42] Fudo
    Even someone like me can become a hero.
[22:45] Fudo
    There's no goal that can't be reached.
[22:48] Desumi
    Yeah.
[22:56] Desumi
    Oh, I bet that's Haru.
[22:58] Desumi
    Maybe she forgot something!
[23:07] Desumi's father
    Desumi-sensei!
[23:09] Desumi's father
    It's your daddy!
[23:10] Desumi's father
    Came to see ya in person for once!
[23:12] Desumi's father
    I brought torimon, too!
[23:15] Fudo
    This is... not good.
[23:17] Desumi's father
    Open up already!
[23:20] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[23:22] Hellko
    Hey.
[23:23] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[23:25] Hellko
    Are you listening?
[23:26] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[23:28] Hellko
    Shut up!
[23:32] Hellko
    Next episode is, "My Big Sister Has Changed."
SIGN    Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed
[23:37] Hellko
    Get it now?
[23:38] Fudo
    Yes.

Season 1

E9 - My Big Sister Has Changed

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SIGN    Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed
[01:33] Desumi
    It's been a while, huh?
[01:36] Desumi
    Urami?
[01:38] Urami
    Yeah.
[01:40] Urami
    Hey, Big Sister...
[01:43] Desumi
    Yeah?
SIGN    Menacing
[01:46] Urami
    Who is that?
[01:55] Desumi's father
    Kii!
SIGN    Clueless
[01:57] Fudo
    Huh?
[02:06] Fudo
    K-Kii?!
[02:08] Fudo
    Kii-ii-ii!
[02:12] Desumi
    Just someone I know!
[02:15] Desumi's father
    What is your name?
[02:17] Fudo
    Fu—
SIGN    Flustered
[02:19] Fudo
    M-Mudo, sir.
[02:21] Desumi's father
    Mudo-kun?
[02:23] Desumi's father
    What's an average Gekko foot soldier
    doin' in my daughter's...
[02:27] Desumi's father
    in Reaper Princess's room?
[02:30] Fudo
    Well...
[02:31] Desumi
    H-He was helping me study!
[02:34] Desumi
    I have a test coming up!
[02:35] Desumi's father
    You great oaf!
[02:37] Desumi's father
    What's a great soldier of
    Gekko need to be studyin' for?
[02:41] Desumi's father
    All ya need's a wicked heart and
    a drive toward world domination!
[02:45] Desumi's father
    And what's happenin' in this room, here?
[02:47] Desumi's father
    Look at all this froo-froo crap!
[02:52] Desumi's father
    You're not even puttin' up a Gekko flag!
SIGN    Lifetime Gekko Soldier
[02:55] Desumi
    Hey! Stop it, Dad!
[02:57] Desumi
    You're ruinin' the atmosphere!
[02:59] Desumi's father
    Don't you talk that way to—
[03:01] Desumi's father
    Ouch!
SIGN    Shock
[03:03] Desumi's father
    A-Are these... Super Bosslar-kun Dolls?!
[03:07] Desumi's father
    The legendary dolls that I longed for so
    desperately when I was still in action...
[03:13] Desumi's father
    Just left lyin' around...
[03:15] Desumi
    There's just nowhere to put them.
[03:17] Desumi's father
    Bosslar-sama! I beg your forgiveness!
[03:17] Desumi
    Sorry. This is just kind
    of how my father is...
[03:21] Fudo
    Don't worry. It's no problem.
[03:23] Fudo
    And I have to say, your father is very—
[03:25] Desumi's father
    Oh, right!
[03:26] Desumi's father
    Listen up, Desumi!
[03:27] Desumi's father
    I heard you turned down
    your monster promotion!
[03:31] Desumi's father
    I spent my entire life as a
    low-level Gekko soldier...
[03:35] Desumi's father
    I can't tell ya how proud
    I was seein' my daughter
[03:37] Desumi's father
    rising through the ranks so quickly...
[03:41] Desumi's father
    What's goin' through your head
    turnin' that down, you great oaf?
[03:46] Fudo
    If you don't mind my saying so, sir.
[03:49] Fudo
    Desumi-san only reached that decision
    after long, hard consideration.
[03:54] Fudo
    I ask that you do not chastise her for—
SIGN    Smash
[04:13] Desumi
    F-Mudo!
[04:19] Urami
    What would you know about my sister?
[04:23] Urami
    Maybe you oughta stay outta
    our business, outsider.
[04:27] Desumi
    A-Are you all right, Fudo?
[04:29] Fudo
    Well, she's definitely your little sister...
[04:32] Fudo
    Full of terrifying potential.
[04:34] Desumi
    I appreciate the sentiment, Fudo.
[04:37] Desumi
    But you really shouldn't speak
    up about my life like that.
[04:39] Desumi
    Urami is...
SIGN    Love Big Sister
SIGN    Love Big Sister
[04:41] Urami
    I love my big sister. I love my
    big sister. I love my big sister.
SIGN    Love Big Sister
SIGN    Love Big Sister
[04:43] Desumi
    Let's just say she's got
    a serious sister complex.
SIGN    Love Big Sister
SIGN    Love Big Sister
[04:46] Fudo
    I see. I'll be careful.
SIGN    Love Big Sister
SIGN    Love Big Sister
SIGN    Love Big Sister
SIGN    Love Big Sister
[04:51] Commercial
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[04:53] Commercial
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[04:56] Commercial
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[05:00] Red
    With just one drink, you can
    blast away Gekko and exhaustion!

[05:02] Desumi's father
    You annoyin' little brat!
[05:05] Desumi's father
    Reaper Princess is gonna tear
    out your guts any day now!
[05:13] Fudo
    What? Why?!
[05:14] Desumi
    Just kidding!
[05:16] Fudo
    Your humor is adorable.
[05:23] Desumi's father
    We gotta get rid of Gelato 5
     as soon as possible!
[05:27] Desumi's father
    Desumi! Quit wastin' your time on studies!
[05:31] Desumi's father
    Spend it trainin' from now on instead!
[05:34] Desumi's father
    In a year's time, you'll be
    finished with high school,
[05:37] Desumi's father
    and you'll be able to
    focus on Gekko full-time!
[05:40] Desumi's father
    You got that, Desumi?
[05:42] Desumi
    Yes.
[05:48] (Flashback) Desumi
    I hope we can go together, Fudo.
[05:51] (Flashback) Fudo
    I know we will.
[05:56] Fudo
    S-Sir!
[05:59] Fudo
    I have a request to make of you!
[06:01] Desumi's father
    Yeah?
[06:03] Fudo
    Desumi-san wishes to go to college.
[06:07] Fudo
    I beg you, allow her!
[06:14] Desumi
    Fudo...
[06:17] Urami
    I thought somethin' strange
    was goin' on here.
[06:19] Urami
    The sister I knew wasn't
    all carefree like this.
[06:24] Urami
    She should be the strongest
    and most ruthless person ever.
[06:28] Urami
    And you ruined her.
[06:31] Urami
    My sister was invincible.
[06:34] Urami
    Give her back!
[06:39] Desumi
    Stop, Urami.
[06:41] Urami
    Let me go.
[06:43] Desumi
    Stop it.
SIGN    Tearful...
[06:51] Urami
    I hate you, Big Sister!
[07:00] Fudo
    Sir! I beg you, give Desumi-san
    permission to go to university!
[07:04] Desumi's father
    This is a family matter, son.
[07:06] Desumi's father
    You'd better stay out of it.
[07:07] Fudo
    I will not be silent!
[07:14] Desumi's father
    All right.
[07:16] Desumi's father
    You give me no choice!
[07:19] Desumi's father
    Get up.
SIGN    Menacing
SIGN    Menacing
[07:20] Desumi's father
    I'll teach you a lesson in the
    Gekko way of doin' things.
[07:23] Fudo
    Sir!
[07:24] Desumi's father
    Let us begin, Mudo-kun!
[07:26] Desumi
    W-Wait a mi—
[07:27] Desumi's father
    Kii!
[07:40] Fudo
    I didn't do any—
[07:41] Desumi's father
    Do you see, Mudo-kun?
[07:43] Desumi's father
    This is the art of defeat.
[07:45] Fudo
    Art?
[07:47] Desumi's father
    "How spectacularly can one lose a fight?"
[07:49] Desumi's father
    I spent my years with this organization
    working to refine this one skill!
[07:56] Desumi's father
    But I don't think you understand
    the pride I take in it.
[07:59] Fudo
    I do.
[08:01] Desumi's father
    Mudo-kun...
[08:03] Desumi's father
    You truly understand?
[08:05] Fudo
    Yes.
[08:06] Mob Gekko Soldier A
    Gleek!
SIGN    Gleek
SIGN    No Artistry
[08:08] Mob Gekko Soldier B
    Gwah!
SIGN    Gwaaaaah!
SIGN    Artistry
[08:15] Desumi's father
    Others have laughed at that skill.
[08:18] Desumi's father
    But I always believed it was
    worth devoting myself to.
[08:22] (Flashback) Fudo
    I will not be silent!
[08:25] Desumi's father
    I can tell that you, too, are prepared
    to devote yourself to a single cause.
[08:34] Desumi's father
    You seem like a young man
    with a lot of promise.
[08:45] Desumi's father
    Desumi. I'm borrowin' your shower.
[08:48] Desumi
    S-Sure...
[08:52] Desumi's father
    We can discuss the university
    thing another time.
[09:08] Desumi's father
    See ya later, Desumi.
[09:10] Desumi's father
    Look after Urami tomorrow, would ya?
[09:18] Desumi
    I'm sorry about all that, Fudo.
[09:20] Desumi
    I got you mixed up in a
    complicated situation.
[09:23] Fudo
    Easily dealt with, if it means
    we can go to university together.
[09:30] Desumi
    You really are very dashing.
[09:34] Desumi
    Fudo, thank you for everything.
[09:37] Fudo
    Of course!
[09:55] Urami
    What's she lookin' like that for?
[10:00] Urami
    I don't wanna see her lookin' like that!
[10:05] Urami
    I'll never accept that
    man's presence in her life!
[10:12] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
SIGN    Five
    Years
     Ago
[10:18] (Flashback) Spikes
    Hey, hey! Wait up, Urami!
[10:20] (Flashback) Hat
    What's the matter, Urami?
[10:21] (Flashback) Baldy
    Look at her! Urami the Loner!
[10:24] (Flashback) Hat
    C'mon, tell us off!
[10:27] (Flashback) Baldy
    Bet she can't!
[10:28] (Flashback) Baldy
    She's just a little emo who can't
    talk louder than a mumble!
[10:33] (Flashback) Hat
    Desumi!
[10:35] (Flashback) Baldy
    Crap! Beat it, guys!
SIGN    Candy Shop
SIGN    Chikugo
[10:48] (Flashback) Desumi
    Don't cry, Urami.
[10:49] (Flashback) Desumi
    Here. Want an ice pop?
SIGN    Candy Shop
SIGN    Chikugo
[10:59] (Flashback) Desumi
    Get strong, Urami.
[11:02] (Flashback) Desumi
    Strength is what you need to survive.
[11:05] (Flashback) Urami
    Right.
SIGN    Present
     Day
SIGN    To Mt. Takao Entrance
SIGN    Yesterday was great!
    I loved your room!
SIGN    Bring it on,
SIGN    any time!
SIGN    Grr
[11:38] Urami
    Grr...
[11:50] Desumi
    What's with you? It's like ya
    been in a bad mood all morning.
[11:54] Urami
    I ain't in no bad mood.
[11:57] Desumi
    Hey, you sure this's where you wanna go?
[12:00] Desumi
    I don't think it's worth sendin' Dad
    home early and stickin' around for.
[12:05] Urami
    What's the big deal?
[12:06] Urami
    I just want to check out the place
    I'm gonna start workin' next year.
[12:25] Combatant A
    Salute Reaper Princess!
[12:28] Combatant B
    Welcome, Reaper Princess!
[12:32] Urami
    That's my big sister!
[12:33] Urami
    When she's outside she
    acts all weak an' casual,
[12:35] Urami
    but inside the organization's walls,
    she's totally intimidatin'!
[12:41] Desumi
    What do I always tell you?
[12:43] Desumi
    I really don't like getting
    the full royal treatment...
[12:47] Desumi
    Just say "hello there," okay?
[12:49] Combatant C
    I'm not sure we can really...
[12:51] Urami
    Big Sister...
[12:52] Desumi
    More importantly, do I look
     any different today?
[12:56] Combatant C
    Well...
[12:57] Combatant C
    Oh, perhaps you seem a bit more
    bloodthirsty than usual!
[13:01] Desumi
    C'mon, notice the new hair!
[13:03] Urami
    Come over here.
[13:07] Urami
    Is that how you always act in
    front of your subordinates?
[13:09] Desumi
    I guess so, more or less...
[13:13] Urami
    Pathetic.
[13:14] Desumi
    What's got you in such a bad mood?
[13:30] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess's little sister, eh?
[13:33] Urami
    Y-Yes. I'll be out of
    junior high next year.
[13:37] Urami
    I hope to join Gekko then!
[13:41] Bosslar
    I fear Reaper Princess has
    set the bar very high.
[13:44] Bosslar
    I hope you'll work hard to vault it!
[13:46] Urami
    Y-Yes! I will!
[13:49] Beast
    If you're related to Reaper Princess,
[13:51] Beast
    you must be pretty talented.
[13:53] Steel
    Gekko will be fortunate to have you.
[13:56] Urami
    Even the rest of the Princess
    series respect her.
[13:59] Urami
    My big sister really is—
[14:01] Desumi
    Urami! You like popcorn?
[14:04] Desumi
    I hear a new place just
    opened up in Harajuku!
[14:07] Desumi
    Let's go!
[14:08] Urami
    Wait!
[14:09] Urami
    Big Sister—
[14:10] Desumi
    I wanna try it out before I eat
    it with Fudo—I mean, Mudo.
[14:14] Desumi
    And who wants to hang around
    this musty old place?
SIGN    Speechless
[14:19] Urami
    I apologize for my sister!
    I apologize for my sister!
SIGN    That's
    pretty
    typical,
     actually
[14:45] Desumi
    Here, it's frozen popcorn!
[14:48] Urami
    No, thank you.
[14:56] Desumi
    It looks great on you, Urami!
[14:58] Urami
    Seriously, no thank you.
[15:00] Desumi
    I'll take it!
[15:01] Clerk
    Thank you!
[15:06] Desumi
    I wonder if he'd like this outfit!
[15:10] Desumi
    Mudo has one of these!
[15:13] Desumi
    And he says this one's really convenient!
[15:16] Desumi
    Oh, this one too!
SIGN    Caramellato
SIGN     Strawberry
    Banana Cream
SIGN    Chocolate Banana
SIGN     Silky
    Banana Cream
SIGN     Strawberry
    Almond Cream
[15:19] Desumi
    We can also try some crêpes—
[15:21] Urami
    I'm leaving.
[15:22] Desumi
    H-Hey, Urami!
[15:24] Desumi
    I mean it, what's with ya?
[15:31] Urami
    The sister I looked up to is gone now.
[15:34] Desumi
    Urami?
[15:37] Urami
    You look like a total weakling now!
[15:46] Desumi
    W-Wait, Urami!
[15:49] Desumi
    Urami!
[16:04] Baldy
    Found Urami the Loner!
[16:07] (Flashback) Baldy
    Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl?
[16:10] (Flashback) Baldy
    Whoops! Couldn't see ya with that
    black cloud hangin' over ya!
[16:17] (Flashback) Urami
    Shut up.
[16:18] (Flashback) Hat
    What? You say somethin'?
[16:21] (Flashback) Hat
    Couldn't hear ya!
[16:23] (Flashback) Hat
    She can't even talk back
    without her big sister around.
[16:25] (Flashback) Hat
    Total emo!
[16:32] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    Urami ain't left her room yet?
[16:35] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
    No, an' it's been a whole week.
[16:39] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
    She must be so sad to have
    her sister away in Tokyo.
[16:51] Reporter
    Reaper Princess appears before
    our Gelato 5 once more!
[16:56] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    We've been waitin' for ya, Desumi-sensei!
[16:59] (Flashback) Kids
    Hooray! Hooray!
[17:01] Kids
    Go, Big Sis!
[17:03] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    Darn it, five on one ain't fair!
[17:07] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    She needs backup! What're those
    oafish foot soldiers thinkin'?
[17:13] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    You hear that, Urami?
[17:14] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    We lost again today!
[17:16] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    But your big sister stayed
    on her feet to the end!
[17:19] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    Urami! Your sister's
    workin' hard again today!
[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    Urami! Your sister's gotten
    even stronger than before!
[17:27] (Flashback) Desumi's father
    Urami! Your sister was the top
    performer again this month!
[17:32] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
    Isn't that somethin', Urami?
[17:34] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
    Your sister's finally
    been promoted to monster!
[17:45] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
    Urami...
[17:50] (Flashback) Urami
    I wanna be like my big sister.
[18:02] Urami
    My big sister was the one thing
    that kept me goin' in life.
[18:08] Urami
    But she used to be so awesome...
    and now, she's changed.
[18:14] Urami
    She met that strange man here
    in the city, an' he ruined her.
[18:30] Tan
    Hey, you cryin'?
[18:33] Glasses
    Dumped by your man?
[18:35] Glasses
    Come hang out with me and forget that jerk.
[18:38] Tan
    Hang on, man. She seem a little young to you?
[18:41] Glasses
    Who cares? She's a cutie.
[18:44] Glasses
    C'mon, let's go!
[18:46] Urami
    Let me go.
[18:48] Glasses
    Hey, did she just mumble something?
[18:51] Tan
    What are you, some kind of emo kid?
[18:57] Glasses
    Yeah, looks totally emo to me!
[18:59] Tan
    Bet she can't even hold
    a proper conversation.
[19:02] Tan
    Hello!
[19:03] Tan
    Hello!
[19:04] Tan
    You hear me?
[19:06] Baldy
    Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl?
[19:09] Hat
    Total emo!
[19:18] Tan
    Who are you supposed to be?
[19:25] Urami
    Big Sister...
[19:30] Desumi
    Don't cry, Urami.
[19:32] Desumi
    Here. Want a crêpe?
[19:34] Urami
    I think... we got bigger
    things to worry about...
[19:36] Desumi
    Hey, it's fine.
[19:42] Desumi
    You said you think I look weak, didn't you?
[19:48] Desumi
    But I'm actually the strongest
    I've been in my life!
[19:55] Tan
    C'mon, don't ignore us.
    That's how you make us mad.
[19:59] Glasses
    We might look nice, but we're real bad guys.
[20:03] Desumi
    It seems I don't have to hold back, then.
[20:08] Desumi
    Better be careful.
[20:10] Desumi
    I'm the real bad guy here.
[20:35] Desumi
    Fall in love, Urami.
[20:39] Desumi
    Love is what you need to survive.
[20:42] Urami
    That ain't what you used to say.
[20:52] Desumi
    You'll understand, some day.
[20:55] Urami
    Yeah, right.
    I'd rather not understand that.
[21:05] Urami
    The crêpe is good.
[21:19] Urami
    My big sister has changed.
[21:22] Urami
    She's lost her edge, become soft and girly.
[21:28] Urami
    But I guess she ain't so bad that way.
[21:33] Urami
    But you...
[21:34] Urami
    You're a big problem.
[21:35] Urami
    I'm never gonna like you.
SIGN    Desumi-san
[21:37] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[21:39] Urami
    Once I join Gekko,
    you're the first one I'll purge.
[21:43] Urami
    Mwahaha...
[21:45] Urami
    Mwahaha...
[21:46] Urami
    Mwahahahaha!
[23:20] Urami
    Big Sister!
[23:21] Urami
    Big Sister!
[23:23] Urami
    Big Sister!
[23:24] Urami
    Big Sister...
[23:25] Urami
    Big Sister...
[23:27] Urami
    Big Sister!
[23:28] Desumi
    Urami! Where are you?
[23:31] Urami
    Next episode: "Atop the Kokutei Moon."
SIGN    Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon
[23:34] Urami
    Big Sister... I love you.
[23:37] Desumi
    Urami!

Season 1

E10 - Atop the Kokutei Moon

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[00:05] Fudo
    The autumn leaves are beautiful.
[00:08] Fudo
    We're well into fall, aren't we, Desumi-san?
[00:12] Desumi
    We sure are, Fudo.
[00:22] Desumi
    I just remembered, Fudo.
[00:24] Desumi
    Take this.
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei High School School Festival
[00:29] Fudo
    "Kokutei Festival"?
[00:31] Fudo
    Your school festival?
[00:33] Desumi
    Yeah, are you free for it next weekend?
[00:37] Desumi
    My class is doing a maid café.
[00:43] Fudo
    Desumi-san... dressed as a maid?!
[00:48] Fudo
    I would give my life to attend!
[00:51] Desumi
    Hooray!
[00:53] Desumi
    But make sure you come on Sunday,
    the festival's last day.
[00:59] Desumi
    There's a legend at Kokutei High School.
[01:05] Desumi
    For the finale of the final
    day of the Kokutei Festival,
[01:07] Desumi
    the staff makes a crescent-shaped
    sculpture available for one hour only.
[01:10] Desumi
    It's called the "Kokutei Moon."
[01:14] Desumi
    The Kokutei Moon is a popular spot for
    couples to take pictures together.
[01:19] Desumi
    And it's said that those who do
[01:21] Desumi
    become invincible couples,
    bound in love for eternity.
[01:25] Desumi
    Well? Isn't that interesting?!
[01:27] Fudo
    What a clever idea!
[01:29] Fudo
    I already consider us an invincible couple,
[01:32] Fudo
    but I wouldn't object to having
    a little supernatural backing!
[01:36] Fudo
    But a school festival will
    surely be extremely crowded...
[01:41] Desumi
    Yes, we must be certain we aren't seen.
[01:43] Fudo
    This will no doubt be our
    toughest mission yet!
[01:47] Desumi
    Bring it on, I say!
[01:51] Fudo
    Let's do it, Desumi-san!
[01:53] Desumi
    Yes, Fudo!
[01:55] Both
    Let's become an invincible couple!
SIGN    Kokutei High School Handball Club
     Kokutei High School Naginata Club
     Kokutei High School Basketball Club
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
SIGN    Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon
SIGN    Cotton Candy
[03:53] Girl A
    Hey, isn't that...
[03:55] Girl B
    No way!
[03:56] Girl C
    I don't believe it!
[03:57] Girl D
    What's he doing here?!
[03:59] Hayato
    Yeah!
[04:05] Girls
    It's Hayato-kun, the hero!
[04:08] Hayato
    That's right, I'm finally here!
[04:10] Hayato
    The cerulean gem of Gelato 5,
[04:12] Hayato
    Hayato Ojino is in the building!
[04:16] Hayato
    And the crimson brick, Fudo, is here too!
[04:19] Girl C
    Fudo-kun!
[04:20] Boy A
    Hot stuff!
[04:23] Fudo
    Why are you doing this, Hayato?
[04:25] Hayato
    Silence, traitor.
[04:27] Hayato
    This is your punishment for trying to
[04:29] Hayato
    attend this blissful event
    without inviting me along!
[04:33] Fudo
    Can you at least try to be subtle about it?
[04:36] Hayato
    Nope!
[04:38] Hayato
    Look at me!
[04:39] Hayato
    I want all girls, front and center!
[04:42] Hayato
    Don't be shy, or you'll regret it!
[04:45] Changer
    Two! Change Gelat—
[04:47] Hayato
    Now, which version is your preferred flavor?
[04:50] Changer
    Two! Change—
[04:52] Hayato
    Go!
[04:53] Changer
    Two! Change—
[04:54] Hayato
    Go!
[04:55] Hayato
    Go!
[04:55] Changer
    Two! Change Gelato!
[04:57] Hayato
    Ouch!
[04:58] Hayato
    Hey! Where are you going, Fudo?!
[05:00] Girl C
    What?
[05:01] Boy A
    Where's Fudo-kun?
[05:03] Both
    There he is!
[05:07] Boy A
    Fudo-kun!
[05:09] Fudo
    Not good!
SIGN    I'll come to see you at your shop We're in classroom 2-B
SIGN    I'm sorry, Desumi-san
SIGN    Things have gotten a little complicated
[05:17] Friend A/B
    Have a good day, master!
[05:20] Desumi
    A little complicated?
[05:21] Friend B
    Hey, Desumi!
[05:22] Friend A
    What's up? You seem distracted.
[05:24] Desumi
    N-No, I'm fine!
[05:26] Friend B
    Help us make parfaits!
[05:28] Desumi
    S-Sure, on my way!
[05:31] Desumi
    H-Hojo-san?!
[05:33] Anna
    "Things have gotten a little complicated"?
[05:36] Anna
    What's all this now, Desucchi?
[05:38] Anna
    Meeting up with your boyfriend?
[05:40] Desumi
    O-Of course not...
[05:42] Anna
    Yeah?
[05:43] Anna
    No real plans, then?
[05:45] Anna
    In that case...
[05:46] Anna
    Wanna go to the Kokutei Moon with me?
[05:51] Anna
    C'mon. We'd be an invincible couple!
[05:55] Anna
    Well? Well?
[05:57] Desumi
    Wait, I...
[05:57] Anna
    Well?
[05:59] Desumi
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[06:00] Anna
    Wait for me, Desucchi!
[06:05] Girlfriend
    Hey, wanna go to the Kokutei Moon?
[06:08] Boyfriend
    Why would we need to?
[06:10] Boyfriend
    We're already deeply in love, honey.
[06:14] Girlfriend
    Yeah...
[06:15] Girlfriend
    No one can ever tear us a—
[06:16] Kiki
    
SIGN    Discipline Officer
SIGN    Discipline Officer
SIGN    Threatening
[06:21] Boyfriend
    Who the heck are you?!
[06:23] Girlfriend
    The discipline officer!
[06:25] Kiki
    The purpose of school festivals is
    to promote a spirit of community!
[06:31] Kiki
    Not to get all lovey-dovey!
[06:33] Kiki
    You hear me?
[06:34] Both
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[06:39] Kyoko
    Goodness me.
[06:41] Kyoko
    Are you jealous because
    you're all alone, Kiki-san?
[06:45] Kiki
    What was that, Kyoko?!
[06:46] Kiki
    I'm not jealous!
[06:48] Kiki
    Lapses in discipline lead
    to lapses in morality!
[06:51] Kiki
    I won't leave a single couple standing!
[06:53] Shoko
    Scary.
[06:54] Shoko
    Then I'd better get away before
    you try to take us down.
[06:57] Kiki
    What?
[06:59] Kyoko
    Right, Bear-sama?
SIGN    Plush
[07:00] Kiki
    Are you crazy or something?!
[07:02] Kiki
    And why the hell isn't the sight of a
    bear in school causing a mass panic?
[07:08] Costumer A
    Look at that bear costume!
[07:10] Costumer B
    Awesome quality!
[07:12] Costumer C
    Nice! Must be pretty hot in that thing!
[07:16] Kyoko
    Now I bid you good day, Kiki-san.
[07:18] Kyoko
    Keep the violence to a minimum, would you?
[07:25] Kiki
    Death to all couples!
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    I'm sorry, Desumi-san
SIGN    Things have gotten a little complicated
SIGN    Let's meet up
     in the haunted house
SIGN    Classroom 3-A
[07:46] Desumi
    I think I finally lost her...
[07:51] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[07:53] Desumi
    Fudo!
[07:54] Fudo
    Your unprecedented cuteness revolutionizes
    the concept of the maid!
[07:58] Fudo
    The word "cute" hardly
    seems sufficient anymore!
[07:58] Sign
    Thoughtful
[08:02] Desumi
    This is no time for that!
[08:04] Desumi
    Let's hide back there!
[08:08] Desumi
    I'm sorry, Fudo.
[08:10] Desumi
    This has all been such a mess.
[08:12] Fudo
    No, a glance at you in your maid
    outfit makes anything worthwhile.
[08:17] Desumi
    R-Really? I'm glad...
[08:19] Desumi
    But you're embarrassing me again!
[08:23] Desumi
    Oh, that's right...
[08:26] Desumi
    Look, Fudo.
[08:27] Desumi
    These are the sweets we serve
    in our class's maid café.
[08:38] Desumi
    W-Welcome home, master!
[08:45] Fudo
    I might be the luckiest master
    in all of human history!
[08:50] Desumi
    Oh, you!
[08:54] Fudo
    They're delicious.
[08:56] Desumi
    I'm glad to hear it.
[09:00] Desumi
    But... it really might be impossible
    for us to be alone together
[09:04] Desumi
    at the school festival, Fudo.
[09:06] Fudo
    No, I believe we can overcome any
    trial the world throws at us!
[09:15] Fudo
    We must arrive at it no matter what...
[09:17] Fudo
    Our shared Kokutei Moon!
[09:25] Desumi
    Fudo...
[09:27] Desumi
    Yes, you're right.
[09:29] Desumi
    I should have confidence in us.
[09:31] Desumi
    I feel bad for leaving my class in the lurch,
[09:33] Desumi
    but let's wait here until the finale—
[09:34] Kiki
    Illicit heterosexual relations detected!
[09:38] Kiki
    I'm going to crush you!
[09:43] Kiki
    Tell me your year and class number!
[09:43] Desumi
    Run!
[09:44] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[09:45] Desumi
    Fudo!
[09:47] Both
    Let's meet up again later!
[10:07] Desumi
    I think I lost her.
[10:16] Anna
    Don't be so cold, Desucchi.
[10:18] Anna
    You promised you'd go to
    the Kokutei Moon with me!
[10:23] Desumi
    I don't think I did!
SIGN    UMA Study Group
    Famous UMA-yaki
[10:35] Mob Boy
    This is gonna be fun!
[10:36] Fudo
    The couples have begun their exodus.
[10:39] Fudo
    We have very little time left!
[10:44] Hayato
    Where have you been, Fudo?
[10:46] Hayato
    You promised you'd serve
    as my horse all day long!
[10:50] Fudo
    I never made any such promise!
[10:53] Girl B
    There he is!
[10:54] Girl
    Hayato!
[10:55] Boy A
    Fudo-kun!
[10:57] Hayato
    Right here!
[10:58] Hayato
    Sorry to keep you waiting, all!
[11:05] Announcement
    Attention, Kokutei Festival goers!
[11:07] Announcement
    The time has arrived!
[11:10] Announcement
    It's the shining jewel of the
    Kokutei festival finale...
[11:15] Announcement
    the Kokutei Moon!
[11:16] Announcement
    It will be available for one hour only!
[11:20] Announcement
    All couples, please gather
    around the front entrance!
[11:31] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[11:52] Anna
    Desucchi!
[12:05] Anna
    You can't get away from me, Desucchi!
[12:08] Desumi
    H-Hojo-san! You're really
    athletic, aren't you?!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[12:28] Anna
    Just give in already, Desucchi!
[12:31] Kira
    My, my. Magahara-san...
[12:33] Desumi
    I need your h-help, Blood Princess!
[12:37] Kira
    None of that, now, Reaper-chan.
[12:40] Kira
    You're not supposed to
    call me that at school.
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Blood Princess
    Kira Sanzugawa
[12:47] Desumi
    S-Sorry about that, Sanzugawa-sensei!
[12:49] Desumi
    But I have some urgent business to attend to!
[12:51] Desumi
    Could you hold off the girl on the
    other side of this door for me?
[12:54] Desumi
    I can't seem to get her to leave me alone!
[12:57] Kira
    That's no good, now.
[13:00] Kira
    Bosslar-chan would be furious if he
    caught me using my powers at school!
[13:04] Desumi
    Please! I'm begging you!
[13:07] Kira
    I'm afraid not.
[13:10] Desumi
    I-I'll give you a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
SIGN    squee♥
[13:15] narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[13:17] narrator
    Blood Princess is in love
    with Supreme Ruler Bosslar!
[13:22] Kira
    Well, perhaps just this once!
[13:25] Desumi
    Thanks!
[13:32] Kira
    You're not going anywhere, Hojo-san.
[13:35] Anna
    Ugh, Blood Princess...
[13:37] Anna
    This sucks.
[13:39] Kira
    Why don't you stick around and
    have a nice, long talk with me?
[13:44] Anna
    Stop me, if you think you can.
[13:49] Kira
    Bad girl.
SIGN    Nurse's Office Announcements
[13:59] Kira
    Gracious. You're awfully strong, aren't you?
[14:04] Anna
    That's 'cause I'm also part
    of the Princess Series!
[14:09] crowd
    An explosion?
[14:10] crowd
    Some kind of event?
[14:12] Desumi
    That bought me a little time, at least.
[14:15] Girl
    So cute!
[14:18] Girl Student B
    Isn't that Red and Blue?
[14:20] Girl Student A
    What are they doing?
[14:21] Desumi
    Red?
[14:22] Hayato
    Good boy!
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
[14:23] Hayato
    Run, run!
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    Wa ha ha ha
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
[14:26] Desumi
    What in the world is happening there?
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
SIGN    spank
    spank
[14:29] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[14:30] Boy A
    Hot stuff!
[14:30] Desumi
    Fudo?
[14:33] Kiki
    Hey, Desumi.
[14:35] Desumi
    Kiki?
[14:35] Kiki
    You got nothing better to do, right?
[14:37] Kiki
    Come help me track down couples.
[14:39] Desumi
    She didn't realize that was
    me in the haunted house?
[14:42] Desumi
    That's a relief.
[14:44] Desumi
    A-Actually, I do have a few plans...
[14:47] Kiki
    But we've reached the finale.
[14:49] Kiki
    What plans could you have?
[14:51] Kiki
    Wait a minute...
[14:53] Kiki
    You did mention you were interested
    in romance that one time.
[14:58] Kiki
    Don't tell me you've got a boyfriend, too!
[15:00] Desumi
    Wait! Calm down!
[15:03] Kiki
    Shiver...
SIGN    S
    H
    I
    V
    E
    R
[15:06] Kiki
    Th-This chilling aura...
[15:14] Hayato
    We meet again.
[15:16] Kiki
    H-He's...
[15:16] Hayato
    We meet again. We meet again. We meet again.
     We meet again. We meet again...

[15:22] Hayato
    Haven't seen you since the beach!
[15:25] Girls
    Hayato!
[15:31] Desumi
    Fudo!
[15:33] Desumi
    Now's our chance!
[15:34] Fudo
    R-Right!
[15:51] Fudo
    We're running out of time!
[15:53] Desumi
    I know that.
[15:54] Desumi
    But they all recognize you...
[15:57] Desumi
    And Princess Series members
    are all around us.
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
[16:01] Staff
    Just five minutes left with the Kokutei Moon!
[16:12] Fudo
    To break through the crowd and sit
    there without anyone seeing us...
[16:21] Fudo
    I'm out of ideas!
[16:25] Kyoko
    Who in the world are you?
[16:28] Kyoko
    I thought you were Bear-sama!
[16:30] Bear Costumer
    Hang on! You're the one who grabbed on to me!
[16:32] Shoko
    What are you trying to pull with
    this extremely detailed costume?!
[16:35] Bear Costumer
    I just really like bears, okay?!
[16:37] Kyoko
    Then where is the real Bear-sama?!
[16:40] Bear Costumer
    How should I know?!
[16:42] Kyoko
    Oh, for pity's sake!
[16:43] Kyoko
    Cosplay makes everything so confusing!
[16:47] Desumi
    Fudo! We still have a chance!
[16:49] Desumi
    We can't give up yet!
[16:50] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[16:56] staff
    We'll take one more couple
    before closing up shop!
SIGN    Kokutei Festival
[17:02] Fudo
    A-Are you sure we can do it?
[17:04] Desumi
    Yes, I know that we can.
[17:07] Desumi
    There's nothing we can't do!
[17:09] Desumi
    Right?
[17:11] Fudo
    Indeed.
[17:13] Fudo
    You're right,
[17:15] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[17:22] Fudo
    Freezing Change!
[17:26] Desumi
    Welcome Evil! Punish Good!
[17:29] Changer
    One! Change Gelato!
[17:36] Desumi
    Reaper Change!
[18:01] Fudo
    Let's go, Desumi-san!
[18:03] Desumi
    Yes, Fudo!
[18:06] Student Man I
    Just one couple left?
[18:08] Student Man A
    Hey, look at that!
[18:12] Student Girl U
    That's so cool!
[18:13] Student Man Costumer E
    Awesome taste!
[18:15] Student Man Ka
    Amazing quality, too!
[18:18] Student Man Costumer Ki
    It's pretty fanfic, though.
[18:20] Student Man Costumer Ku
    Totally.
[18:21] Student Man Costumer Ku
    Red Gelato and Reaper Princess, getting along?
[18:54] Fudo
    When you and I work together,
[18:57] Fudo
    there is nothing that we cannot achieve.
[18:59] Desumi
    Yes, because we are an invincible couple.
[19:05] Desumi
    Perhaps the day when we can see
    each other with heads held high
[19:08] Desumi
    isn't so far away after all, Fudo.
[19:11] Fudo
    Yes indeed, Desumi-san.
[19:15] Desumi
    And until that day comes, I'm going
    to enjoy having this little secret!
[19:21] Fudo
    Yes.
[19:32] Staff
    Okay! I'm taking the picture!
[21:19] Drone
    Hey, did you hear?
[21:20] Drone
    Culverin Bear and Steel-chan are dating!
[21:25] Catapult
    Oh hang on, is that for real?
[21:28] Catapult
    I totally had a feeling, though!
[21:30] Drone
    I hear they were together at the
    high school culture festival.
[21:35] Catapult
    Young love goals!
[21:37] Catapult
    A culture festival date
    is total young love goals!
[21:39] Drone
    Right?
[21:40] Drone
    But inter-company romance
    is against the rules.
[21:42] Drone
    So actually going through with it
    seems a little inappropriate.
[21:46] Catapult
    But that's what makes it frickin' sweet!
[21:50] Catapult
    Hey, hey...
[21:51] Catapult
    If you were gonna date someone,
    who'd you go for? Matchlock Eagle?
[21:55] Drone
    Oh, no!
[21:56] Drone
    He's far too self-aggrandizing.
[21:58] Catapult
    Then what about Railgun Lion?
[22:01] Drone
    I don't think so...
[22:02] Drone
    I can't handle those "ora-ora" types.
[22:05] Catapult
    Hard same!
[22:06] Catapult
    Gatling Wolf?
[22:08] Drone
    He's too neurotic and fastidious.
[22:11] Drone
    I don't think I could ever date him.
[22:16] Drone
    A good man is hard to find, isn't he?
[22:19] Catapult
    Yeah, and it's so crazy!
[22:20] Catapult
    I can't believe Steel's into Culverin Bear!
[22:24] Drone
    She is still young, though.
[22:27] Drone
    Maybe she's confused huggability
    for something else.
[22:30] Catapult
    Doubt you'll see any other member of the
    Princess Series doing the romance thing!
[22:33] Drone
    What about Reaper-chan?
[22:42] Catapult
    Reaper, huh? Yeah, nah!
[22:45] Drone
    You think?
[22:46] Catapult
    Oh, totes nah!
[22:46] Drone
    Yeah, you're right.
[22:50] Desumi
    I'm back!
[22:52] Desumi
    Have you been a good girl?
[22:54] Hellko
    My mistress had another good day, I suppose.
[22:58] Desumi
    Ready for my hot bath!
[23:01] Hellko
    Because of that goon of a man, I suppose.
[23:05] Hellko
    Not that I like to admit it.
[23:11] Hellko
    But if my mistress is happy,
    I suppose I'll allow it.
[23:20] Narrator
    What is justice? What is peace?
[23:23] Narrator
    Like hot-burning ice, they break
    through the chaos of the age!
[23:27] Narrator
    Their name, Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[23:31] Narrator
    Tune in next week!
[23:32] Narrator
    Next time, Episode 11: "What's the
    Point of Getting Closer?"
SIGN    Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer?
[23:35] Fudo
    Humanity, preach love!
[23:37] Desumi
    Is that what this show is about?
SIGN    Clink...

Season 1

E11 - What’s the Point of Getting Closer?

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[00:04] Drone
    Now!
[00:05] Drone
    All forces, charge!
[00:07] Combatants
    Kii!
[00:09] Blue
    They're coming!
[00:10] Blue
    Don't let your guard down, everyone!
[00:13] Blue
    Wh-What the—
[00:14] Blue
    My Swordgun broke?!
[00:16] Pink
    Mine did, too!
[00:19] Blue
    Wow...
[00:24] Judgment
    Ha ha ha.
SIGN    Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer?
[02:08] Beast
    What's with you, Reaper?
[02:10] Desumi
    Oh, well...
[02:11] Desumi
    I was just thinking, she's always by herself.
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Judgment Princess
    Ranran
[02:16] Beast
    Judgment, eh?
[02:17] Beast
    She's a perpetual loner who
    performs her missions in silence.
[02:20] Beast
    The ideal Gekko soldier.
[02:22] Steel
    Although when she removes her mask,
    she has quite a charming appearance.
[02:26] Desumi
    Yeah, yeah!
[02:27] Desumi
    I'm gonna go talk to her!
[02:28] Beast
    C'mon, mind your own business already!
[02:33] Desumi
    Hey, Judgment!
[02:36] Desumi
    Want to eat with us?
[02:43] Judgment
    Another time, perhaps.
[02:52] Drone
    Sorry about that, Reaper-chan.
[02:55] Desumi
    Drone Rabbit-senpai...
[02:57] Drone
    You know she's part of
    my sixth squadron, right?
SIGN    Dish Return
    Leave no scraps behind! -—Bosslar
[03:00] Drone
    Our team specializes in covert
    operations and espionage,
[03:03] Drone
    so she's been trained specially
    in that since she joined Gekko.
[03:08] Drone
    Avoiding interpersonal
    relationships and such.
[03:11] Drone
    I've asked her to at least open
    up to her comrades, but...
[03:16] Desumi
    I had no idea.
[03:19] Combatant A
    You sounded great again today!
[03:21] Combatant B
    Thanks!
[03:24] Combatant A
    Greetings!
[03:25] Combatant B
    Judgment Princess!
[03:37] Desumi
    Hold it, Judgment!
[03:39] Desumi
    Here!
[03:45] Desumi
    And you'd better be there!
SIGN    Princess Series Strategy Meeting
SIGN    Tonight at 6
SIGN    Gekko Women's Dorm
SIGN    Reaper Princess's Room
SIGN    Bring Pajamas
[03:52] Judgment
    Strategy meeting?
[03:59] Kiki
    Hey, Reaper.
SIGN    Princess Series
    Pajama Takoyaki Sleepover
[04:01] Kiki
    You tricked us, damn it!
[04:03] Desumi
    Now, now.
[04:04] Kiki
    When I heard you were holding
    a strategy meeting,
[04:05] Kiki
    I thought it meant you were
    finally taking things seriously!
[04:08] Kyoko
    And yet, you still attended in pajamas.
[04:13] Kiki
    Shut up!
[04:14] Kiki
    But...
[04:16] Kiki
    When did you two get so chummy?
[04:19] Desumi
    I wish I could tell you!
[04:25] Kiki
    Knowing you, you set this up to get
    closer to Judgment Princess, right?
[04:30] Kiki
    But there's no way she's coming.
[04:33] Kiki
    Unlike you, she's a solitary warrior who—
[04:37] Desumi
    It's open! Come on in!
[04:50] Desumi
    Fudo... why?!
[04:52] Kiki
    H-Hey, you're...
[04:54] Kyoko
    Red Gelato?
[04:55] Kiki
    Going for a one-man raid, huh?!
[05:00] Desumi
    Wait a minute.
[05:02] Desumi
    Can it...
[05:03] Desumi
    Can it be...
[05:05] Kiki
    Fine by me! I'll take it from here!
[05:08] Desumi
    Wait, Beast! That's—
[05:15] Ranran
    Ha ha ha.
[05:16] Ranran
    It is I. Surprised?
[05:19] Ranran
    Though I admit, your perpetual
    combat readiness does impress.
[05:22] Ranran
    Did you see through my disguise, Reaper?
[05:26] Desumi
    First, he would never take his shoes
    off in such a haphazard fashion.
[05:30] Desumi
    And your biceps brachii
    muscles were a bit too small.
[05:33] Ranran
    Impressive.
[05:34] Kiki
    That's the rival I know.
    She really does her research.
[05:48] Desumi
    Okay, it's ready!
[05:51] Both
    Let's eat!
[05:55] Kiki
    Hey, that's pretty tasty!
[05:57] Kyoko
    It's wonderful with cheese in, too!
[06:03] Ranran
    I was informed that this
    was a strategy meeting.
[06:06] Ranran
    What is its actual point?
[06:07] Kiki
    It's more like a friendly gathering.
[06:10] Kyoko
    The purpose is for all of us to get closer.
[06:14] Ranran
    What is the point of getting closer?
[06:17] Kiki
    Yeah, I totally get how you feel!
[06:20] Kiki
    But don't even bother.
[06:21] Kiki
    Reaper's pretty damned
    good at getting her way.
[06:24] Kiki
    Now that we're here,
    enjoying yourself is the only option.
[06:27] Kyoko
    And you do seem to be enjoying
    yourself, Beast-san.
[06:30] Kiki
    A-Am not!
[06:32] Desumi
    Have some, Judgment!
[06:34] Desumi
    Is this your first time eating takoyaki?
[06:36] Desumi
    It's very good.
[06:49] Fudo
    Yes, it's quite delicious.
[06:51] Kiki
    You're gonna give me a heart attack!
[06:54] Ranran
    I'm sorry. I feel hesitant
    to express myself freely.
[06:57] Kiki
    That's no reason to retreat into a disguise!
[07:25] Desumi
    Now, one big sleepover staple
    is talking about romance!
[07:28] Kiki
    Do you ever talk about anything else?
[07:31] Kyoko
    But being in love can inspire you in work!
[07:34] Kiki
    The hell?
SIGN    Personal Achievements on the Rise
[07:37] Kiki
    I guess that is pretty convincing,
     coming from you.
[07:41] Ranran
    What is "being in love"?
[07:43] Ranran
    Is being in love beneficial?
[07:45] Desumi
    Oh, it's nothing but!
[07:48] Ranran
    Can you describe the effects
    of "being in love"?
[07:51] Desumi
    It makes every day feel joyous,
    like everything around you is shining!
[07:56] Ranran
    This suggests that you are
    currently in a state of love.
[08:00] Desumi
    W-Well... we're not talking
    about me right now.
[08:03] Ranran
    We are. You can't escape it.
[08:05] Ranran
    Who is it? Is it anybody I know?
[08:08] Desumi
    I-I'm not telling!
[08:09] Ranran
    Very well. I'll commence guessing.
[08:11] Ranran
    This one?
[08:12] Ranran
    This one?
[08:13] Ranran
    This one?
[08:15] Kiki
    There's no way it's Red, Judgment.
[08:19] Ranran
    I wonder...
[08:24] Kyoko
    You're blushing, Reaper-san.
[08:27] Desumi
    I-I think I turned the heater up too high.
[08:29] Desumi
    Boy, it's hot in here!
[08:33] Desumi
    O-Oh, I know!
[08:36] Desumi
    I've got presents!
[08:39] Desumi
    Here!
[08:43] Desumi
    To celebrate our new friendship!
[08:48] Ranran
    Then, we are friends?
[08:50] Desumi
    Yeah, totally!
[08:56] Desumi
    And I made one for each of you!
[08:58] Kiki
    Why in the world would you
    make this stuff, Reaper?
[09:02] Kyoko
    But of course, she is
    in the handicrafts club!
[09:31] Desumi
    Are you leaving, Judgment?
[09:35] Desumi
    Thank you for coming.
[09:39] Ranran
    Thank you for inviting me today.
[09:42] Ranran
    I never intended to get closer with you all.
[09:44] Ranran
    I intended to leave immediately.
[09:47] Ranran
    But I do believe that I enjoyed myself.
[09:52] Ranran
    Yes.
[09:56] Desumi
    Come see us again sometime, Judgment.
[10:03] Fudo
    You bet I will!
[10:11] Desumi
    Sh-She gave me a heart attack...
[10:26] Ranran
    Ha ha ha!
[10:36] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo.
[10:38] Desumi
    Are you really Fudo?
[10:40] Fudo
    What are you talking about, Desumi-sa—
[10:42] Fudo
    Hey! You're breaking my face!
[10:45] Fudo
    Desumi—
SIGN    Rip
[10:47] Fudo
    Wh-What are you doing, Desumi-san?!
[10:51] Desumi
    I... I'm sorry, Fudo.
[10:55] Desumi
    Love After World Domination.
[11:10] Culverin
    You fell for my trap, heroes!
[11:12] Culverin
    Here on this snowy mountain,
    you can't even move!
[11:15] Blue
    Isn't the same true for you?
[11:17] Culverin
    No way...
[11:18] Culverin
    He's right!
[11:19] Culverin
    Anyway, go, Gekko soldiers!
[11:26] Culverin
    I said, go!
SIGN    Mt. Takao Summit
[11:38] Fudo
    Your coffee really is
    truly exceptional, Desumi-san.
[11:41] Desumi
    You old kidder!
[11:43] Fudo
    The truth is, Desumi-san...
[11:44] Fudo
    I have big news today.
[11:47] Fudo
    At last, the book I worked so
    hard on has been published!
SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
    A Treatise
    By Fudo Aikawa
[11:52] Fudo
    Here it is!
[11:55] Desumi
    That's incredible!
[11:56] Desumi
    Well done, Fudo!
[11:57] Fudo
    To celebrate it going on sale,
[11:59] Fudo
    I'm going to have a signing
    at the bookstore tomorrow.
[12:02] Desumi
    A signing?
[12:03] Fudo
    Would you stop by if you
    have time, Desumi-san?
[12:06] Desumi
    Of course I'll be there!
[12:08] Desumi
    Even if it kills me!
SIGN    The
    Next
     Day
SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
    A Treatise
    By Fudo Aikawa
[12:16] friend A
    Desumi. Desumi!
[12:19] friend A
    C'mon, Desumi! Don't ignore me!
[12:21] Friend B
    You want to go to a movie after school?
[12:24] Desumi
    I'll pass for today. I've
    got a signing to go to.
[12:27] Friend B
    A signing?
[12:28] Friend A
    For this book?
[12:30] Friend B
    That book looks weird!
[12:32] Desumi
    Regardless, it's important to me!
[12:35] Desumi
    We'll go out another time.
[12:37] Friend B
    You're bright red, though.
[12:39] Desumi
    Well, I wouldn't say that...
[12:41] friend A
    No, you're seriously red.
[12:43] friend A
    Are you sure you don't have a fever?
[12:45] Desumi
    A-Actually...
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
[12:47] Desumi
    I am feeling a little... dizzy...
[12:56] friend B
    Hey... Desumi?!
[13:00] Friend A
    Wh-What are you doing?
[13:02] Desumi
    Got to get... to the signing...
[13:06] friend A
    In your condition?!
[13:08] Friend B
    It could kill you!
[13:10] Friend A
    Come on, get real.
[13:11] Friend B
    Let's get you to the nurse's office.
[13:13] Desumi
    I did spend the whole
    day on a snowy mountain,
[13:16] Desumi
    but I was in a snow hut, at least...
[13:19] friend B
    That's what you do for fun?!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[13:30] Kira
    I sense... illness.
[13:34] Friend A
    Sanzugawa-sensei, she's got a fever.
[13:38] Kira
    Oh, poor thing!
[13:41] Desumi
    Blood Princess...
[13:44] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[13:45] Narrator
    As revealed in the previous
    episode's signs,
[13:48] Narrator
    Nurse Sanzugawa is actually
    Desumi's colleague, Blood Princess!
[13:54] Kira
    Just leave her to me.
[13:56] Desumi
    No... I have to get to the signing...
[14:03] Friend A
    Thanks for taking her!
[14:05] Kira
    Take care, dears!
[14:07] Friend A
    Did Sanzugawa-sensei seem weirdly
    happy about this to you?
[14:11] Friend B
    Oh, come on!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[14:26] Desumi
    Fudo...
SIGN    Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
    A Treatise
    Now Available
    Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
[14:55] Desumi
    A chain?
[14:57] Kira
    How are you feeling?
[15:00] Desumi
    Blood?
[15:02] Kira
    Don't worry. You're safe now.
[15:04] Kira
    Now, let's get you changed,
[15:08] Kira
    Reaper-chan.
[15:10] Desumi
    Have to get to... book signing...
[15:15] Desumi
    What are you doing?!
[15:17] Kira
    Come, now, let's wipe off that sweat.
[15:20] Desumi
    Cut it out!
[15:22] Kira
    Someone as strong as you is rarely injured,
[15:25] Kira
    so this is the first time I've
    been able to attend to you.
[15:28] Kira
    Now, dearie, let Mommy look after you.
[15:33] Desumi
    Please go away!
[15:36] Kiki
    Hey, Desumi!
[15:37] Kiki
    About our part-time job today…
[15:41] Kiki
    Huh? She's not here?
[15:43] Friend B
    Desumi caught a cold.
[15:46] Friend B
    She's probably still sleeping
    in the nurse's office.
[15:48] Kiki
    What?!
[15:49] Kyoko
    Desumi-san caught a cold?
[15:51] Kyoko
    How unusual...
[15:52] Kiki
    That's not good.
[15:54] Kyoko
    What is it?
[15:55] Kiki
    I left myself in Blood's care once before.
[16:00] (Flashback) Kiki
    Sorry, Blood.
[16:01] (Flashback) Kiki
    Can I ask for some treatment?
[16:03] (Flashback) Blood
    Oh, most certainly.
[16:09] Kiki
    She treats anyone she
    looks after like a baby!
[16:16] Kiki
    Her motherly instincts are out of control!
[16:19] Kiki
    I managed to escape with my life,
[16:21] Kiki
    but Mommy almost brainwashed
    me in the process!
[16:24] Kyoko
    Perhaps she succeeded?
[16:26] Kyoko
    You just called her "Mommy."
[16:28] Kiki
    Even if she is my rival, Reaper is my friend!
[16:31] Kiki
    I have to save her from that hell!
[16:34] Kyoko
    Do you think you can beat her?
[16:36] Kiki
    Yeah, when she sees someone
    who's sick, she loses all judgment.
[16:39] Kiki
    We'll pretend to be sick to get close to her,
[16:42] Kiki
    and when she lets her guard down,
     we'll give her a pounding!
[16:45] Kiki
    I haven't forgotten what you put me through.
[16:47] Kiki
    Listen up, Mommy! I'm about
     to traumatize you!
[16:51] Kiki
    Stay safe until we get there, Reaper!
[16:56] Desumi
    Blood... what is going on?
[17:00] Kira
    Now, now, dearie.
[17:01] Kira
    It's "Mommy," not "Blood."
[17:04] Kira
    Here you are, sweetie, some nice porridge.
[17:09] Kira
    Oh, look at you! You're chewing so good!
[17:12] Kira
    Is it tasty?
[17:15] Kira
    My sweetie little girl!
[17:21] Desumi
    Not good...
[17:22] Desumi
    The signing's about to start...
[17:26] Blood
    Oh, darling dear. Are we sleepy?
[17:30] Blood
    There, there. Mommy's here for nappy-time.
[17:35] Blood
    Now, she'll read for you from
    her original picture book...
SIGN     Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
SIGN     Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
SIGN    Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
SIGN    Fight!
    Bosslar-kun
[17:43] Blood
    "Long, long ago, in a far-away land,
[17:46] Blood
    there was a strong, brave,
[17:50] Blood
    and occasionally very silly
    little boy named Bosslar-kun..."
SIGN    Momotaro
[17:55] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother
    "The old man went to the
    mountains to gather wood,
[17:58] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother
    while the old woman went to
    the river to do the washing..."
[18:05] Desumi
    Mommy...
[18:09] Kiki
    Desumi!
[18:09] Kyoko
    Desumi-san!
[18:12] Kira
    Keep your voices down, girls.
[18:15] Kira
    The baby just got to sleep.
[18:20] Kiki
    Not good!
[18:21] Kiki
    She's gotten pretty far along...
[18:23] Kira
    Are the two of you under the weather as well?
[18:28] Kiki
    Y-Yeah, my stomach hurts...
[18:32] Kyoko
    And I have a bit of a cough!
[18:34] Kira
    How awful!
[18:35] Kira
    Let me look after you!
[18:38] Kiki
    She fell for it!
[18:39] Kira
    Click!
[18:51] Kiki
    Ow, ow...
[18:52] Kiki
    Where are we?
SIGN    Special Nurse's Office
[18:55] Both
    "Special nurse's office"?
[19:11] Kira
    We don't have enough beds
    up there, so I'll treat you here!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[19:44] Fudo
    Th-This is... Desumi-san's...
[19:49] Fudo
    Are you all right, Desumi-san?
[19:51] Fudo
    You weren't answering your
    phone, so I went looking...
[19:57] Fudo
    Wh-Why is she sleeping like this?
[20:01] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[20:06] Desumi
    Read it again...
[20:10] Fudo
    R-Read... it?
[20:13] Desumi
    Yeah... Yeah...
[20:19] Fudo
    Then I shall.
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[20:22] Fudo
    "And in this writer's humble opinion,
    the strongest insect is...
[20:26] Fudo
    Of course, the ant!
[20:28] Fudo
    Because the ant can lift several
    times its own weight with its jaws—"
[20:35] Desumi
    Fudo?
[20:36] Fudo
    You're up, Desumi-san?
[20:38] Desumi
    Why are you—
[20:41] Desumi
    I-It's not like that, Fudo!
[20:44] Desumi
    I was... delirious with a fever...
[20:46] Fudo
    What? You have a fever, Desumi-san?!
[20:48] Fudo
    That's awful!
[20:53] Desumi
    Don't do that out of the blue!
    You're making the fever worse!
[20:55] Fudo
    S-Sorry, I wasn't thinking...
[20:58] Desumi
    What about the signing?
[21:00] Desumi
    You didn't slip out, did you?
[21:02] Fudo
    Well, actually...
SIGN    Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
[21:08] Fudo
    We didn't get a single customer.
[21:12] Desumi
    R-Really?
[21:15] Desumi
    Does that mean I get the first autograph?
[21:24] Fudo
    Yes, of course!
[21:27] Kira
    "And so, they lived happily
    ever after together."
[21:34] Kira
    Isn't that lovely?
[21:37] Kyoko
    Goo-goo...
[21:38] Kiki
    Mommy...
[21:41] Fudo
    Did you hear someone reading aloud just now?
[21:44] Desumi
    I didn't.
[21:45] Desumi
    It's probably in your head!
SIGN    Fudo Aikawa
[23:21] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[23:22] Desumi
    Fudo...
[23:23] Fudo
    Desumi-san.
[23:24] Desumi
    Fudo.
[23:25] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[23:26] Desumi
    Fudo!
[23:28] Fudo
    Desumi-san!!
[23:29] Desumi
    Fudo!!
SIGN    Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
[23:33] Fudo's Mom
    Next time, the final episode: "Eternal Rivals"!
[23:37] Fudo & Desumi
    See you then!

Season 1

E12 - Eternal Rivals

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[00:08] Bosslar
    Soon, very soon...
SIGN    Ultimate
[00:10] Bosslar
    The world will belong to Gekko!
SIGN    Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
[00:21] Fudo
    Delicious!
[00:22] Fudo
    They're like little hamburgers!
[00:25] Desumi
    They're macarons.
[00:27] Desumi
    And I made lots, so there are plenty
    more where that came from.
[00:29] Fudo
    Thanks.
[00:31] Fudo
    Oh, and Desumi-san.
[00:33] Fudo
    It looks like I'm going to
    be in another commercial.
[00:37] Fudo
    Here's the outline.
[00:38] Desumi
    I can't wait!
[00:41] Desumi
    What's it for this time?
[00:43] Fudo
    It's some bridal thing.
SIGN    Twitch
[00:46] Fudo
    What? It's just my usual commercial stuff.
SIGN    Kishimoto Weddings, Ltd
SIGN    New Commercial
SIGN    Our Wedding Is On
SIGN    Outline
[00:49] Desumi
    "Our Wedding Is On"?!
SIGN    Our Wedding Is On
     Outline
[00:52] Desumi
    And his costar is...
SIGN    "Bride"
    Anna Hashimoto
[00:53] Desumi
    The current big star, Hashi-An?!
SIGN    The Cutest Anna Hashimoto
SIGN    In-Depth Guest
SIGN    Beshakuri
[00:55] Desumi
    The one who just said that Red's
    her favorite member of Gelato 5...
[01:02] Fudo
    What is it, Desumi-san?
[01:04] Desumi
    "Scene 1. The couple enters the chapel."
[01:05] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[01:06] Desumi
    "Scene 2. They gaze at each
    other before the priest."
[01:07] Fudo
    Hello, Desumi-san?
[01:10] Desumi
    "Scene 3. They cut the cake."
[01:10] Fudo
    D-Desumi-san?
[01:13] ---
    Then the line: "For your big
    day, choose Kishimoto Weddings."
[01:15] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[01:19] Desumi
    Fudo-kun...
[01:20] ---
    Y-Yes?
[01:22] Desumi
    This is one job that you dare not accept.
[01:24] Fudo
    Wh-Why not?!
[01:26] Fudo
    But I have to, Desumi-san!
[01:28] Fudo
    The rest of the team turned them down!
[01:31] (Flashback) Hayato
    My fans would be distraught to
    see me in a commercial like that!
[01:35] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'll pass, thanks.
[01:36] (Flashback) Daigo
    It's incompatible with my image.
[01:39] Fudo
    So I'm the only one left!
[01:42] Desumi
    Well, you can't do it, either!
[01:43] Fudo
    What's wrong with you, Desumi-san?
[01:45] Fudo
    You've never been this selfish before.
[01:48] Desumi
    Selfish?
[01:50] Fudo
    This is my job.
[01:51] Fudo
    How can I—
[01:53] Desumi
    Fine, then!
[01:54] Desumi
    Go cut your cake with Hashi-An or whatever!
[01:57] Fudo
    Wait, Desumi-san!
[01:59] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[02:01] Fudo
    What in the world happened there?
[02:04] Haru
    I heard everything!
[02:07] Fudo
    Haru-kun?
[02:08] Fudo
    It's not nice to eavesdrop!
[02:10] Fudo
    But yes, please tell me...
[02:12] Fudo
    Why is Desumi-san so upset?
[02:15] Fudo
    It's just a commercial!
[02:17] Haru
    "Just a commercial..."
[02:18] Haru
    Yet it is a commercial.
[02:20] Haru
    Try to imagine it, Senpai.
[02:22] Haru
    The person you most love, cutting a
     cake with a total stranger...
[02:28] Fudo
    Cutting a cake...
SIGN    Guahhh!!
[02:36] Haru
    Do you grasp it now, Senpai?
[02:40] Fudo
    What an incorrigible fool I've been!
[02:43] Haru
    You can still make it right!
[02:46] Prof
    What's all this, now?
SIGN    Thump
[02:49] Fudo
    I just realized that I can't
    do the cake-cutting scene!
[02:52] Fudo
    Please, let me withdraw from the commercial!
[02:54] Prof
    Why can't you do the cake-cutting scene?
[02:57] Prof
    Nothing doing!
[02:58] Prof
    Kishimoto Weddings is a
    very important sponsor!
[03:01] Fudo
    I'm begging you!
[03:02] Prof
    Honestly!
[03:04] Prof
    All right, Fudo-kun.
SIGN    Combined Weapon Proposal
[03:06] Prof
    Look at this.
[03:07] Prof
    The combined weapon made up
    from your individual weapons
[03:12] Prof
    has been stalled for a while
    due to lack of funding.
[03:16] Prof
    But just the other day, it became reality!
[03:20] Prof
    Thanks to their large contribution.
[03:23] Prof
    Although it's just a commercial, it's an
    important part of our fight for world peace!
[03:27] Prof
    Please don't be unreasonable.
[03:31] Fudo
    For the sake of world peace...
[03:33] Fudo
    But is it worth making Desumi-san unhappy?
[03:38] (Flashback) Desumi
    I made lots!
[03:41] Fudo
    That's it!
[03:42] Prof
    What now?
[03:44] Fudo
    I'll make my own cake
[03:46] Fudo
    and do my first cake-cutting with Desumi
    before the commercial is filmed!
[03:52] Fudo
    No!
[03:53] Fudo
    It's not good enough.
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    You have no new messages
[04:17] Combatant A
    I ain't goin' in there!
[04:18] Combatant B
    Too dangerous.
[04:20] Beast
    What's all this about?
[04:22] Combatant
    W-Well, you see...
SIGN    Menacing
[04:28] Steel
    Is that...
[04:29] Steel
    Reaper-san?
[04:34] Desumi
    He hasn't called me in two whole days!
[04:36] Desumi
    Stupid, stupid, stupid Fudo!
[04:40] Gekko Announcer
    All squad leaders and
    Princess Series members,
[04:43] Gekko Announcer
    report to the conference room at once.
[04:53] Bosslar
    Your attention, please!
[04:55] Bosslar
    The time is nigh!
[04:56] Bosslar
    This is the birth of our greatest
    monster yet, the Ultimate Phantom!
[05:01] Narrator
    For the sake of any viewers
    who may have forgotten,
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[05:04] Narrator
    allow me to explain once more!
SIGN    Negative
SIGN    Negative Energy
[05:06] Narrator
    Secret Society Gekko is trying to use
    the negative energy emitted by humans
SIGN    Ultimate Phantom
[05:10] Narrator
    to fuel the creation of the Ultimate
    Phantom, their greatest monster yet!
[05:17] Snake
    Hey, about dang time!
[05:19] Bosslar
    It is your diligent efforts that
    have made this day possible!
[05:24] Bosslar
    Behold! It's filled to the
    brim with negative energy!
[05:27] Bosslar
    Now, let us celebrate!
[05:33] Desumi
    Celebrate... Cake...
[05:36] Desumi
    Cutting a cake...
[05:38] Bosslar
    At last, our plans for world
    domination will bear fruit!
[05:45] Beast
    I feel you, Reaper Princess.
[05:47] Beast
    Our day is finally here!
[05:51] Desumi
    Stupid Fudo...
[05:54] Bosslar
    Now, awaken!
[05:58] Bosslar
    Our greatest monster, Ultimate Phantom!
SIGN    Ultimate
[06:18] Ultimate
    Pucka-pucka.
[06:23] Ultimate
    Goo-goo.
[06:26] Ultimate
    Pucka-pucka. Pucka.
[06:29] Steel
    It's not quite what I'd imagined.
[06:31] Beast
    Looks pretty weak to me.
[06:33] Blood
    Is it... a failure?
[06:36] Bosslar
    I-It can't be!
[06:39] Bosslar
    I created you for but one purpose!
[06:41] Bosslar
    Destroy humanity and bring
    about our dream of—
[06:48] Bosslar
    Owie!
[06:55] Bear
    Wh-What in the world?!
[06:56] Blood
    Bosslar-sama!
[07:03] Bear
    What?!
[07:05] Eagle
    Is it...
[07:06] Drone
    ...out of control?
[07:12] Bosslar
    Why... Why?!
[07:15] Bosslar
    Ultimate Phantom!
[07:18] Beast
    Bad little boys who don't do as they're told
[07:21] Beast
    need punishment!
SIGN    Major Yikes Kannonflame
[07:39] Beast
    Right here, kid!
SIGN    Rampaging Lion Claws
[07:44] Beast
    Rampaging Lion Claws!
[07:46] Blood
    Bloody Slicer!
SIGN    Bloody Slicer
[07:51] Judgment
    Duàn Zuì Liè Lún!
SIGN    Duàn Zuì Liè Lún
[08:00] Beast
    How d'you like that?
[08:08] Bear
    Step aside, Princess Series!
[08:10] Bear
    Fire!
[08:28] Bear
    Did we do it?!
[08:32] Bear
    What?!
[08:33] Bear
    It did nothing—
[08:43] Steel
    C-Culverin Bear-sama!
[08:45] Beast
    It ate him?!
[08:49] Steel
    Damn you!
[08:59] Beast
    It integrates whatever it eats?
[09:07] Beast
    N-Not good!
SIGN    Desumi Fudo
SIGN    Radiance
[09:34] Fudo
    All done!
[09:36] Prof
    Fudo-kun, it's time to head to the shoot!
[09:40] Fudo
    Yes, sir!
[09:52] Hashi-An
    Fudo-san!
[09:53] Fudo
    Hashimoto-san!
[09:58] Beast
    Hey! What's with you, Reaper?
[10:00] Steel
    It ate Bear-sama!
[10:03] Beast
    Oh, for... Can someone
    here get real already?!
[10:06] Beast
    It's heading for the city!
    We have to go after it!
[10:13] Fudo
    Please... pick up, Desumi-san!
[10:17] Judgment
    Are you all right?
[10:18] Drone
    Ow, ow...
[10:20] Drone
    Yes, thanks. I'm fine.
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Fudo
[10:27] Desumi
    Hmph!
[10:28] Snake
    Sheesh, what a mess!
[10:37] Desumi
    What a fool I've been.
[10:45] Director
    Fudo-kun, I'd really like to start the shoot.
[10:48] Fudo
    R-Right. Thanks.
SIGN    Desumi-san
    Calling
[10:52] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[11:02] Hashi-An
    Is something the matter?
[11:06] Fudo
    Not at all.
[11:07] Hashi-An
    Really?
[11:09] Hashi-An
    Then I hope we can get started!
[11:13] Director
    Time for Scene 3, cutting the cake!
[11:20] Fudo
    It's begun at last.
[11:23] Director
    Action!
[11:38] Hashi-An
    Excuse me, Fudo-san.
[11:40] Hashi-An
    You're holding it too hard!
[11:43] Fudo
    I'm sorry.
[11:46] Fudo
    I can only cut my first cake with Desumi-san!
[12:07] Ultimate
    Pucka-pucka.
[12:10] Fudo
    What is that monster?!
[12:15] Reporter
    I'm currently over a wedding venue
    where an explosion just occurred!
SIGN    BREAKING
    CITY WEDDING VENUE
    SUDDEN EXPLOSION
[12:20] Reporter
    Look at this!
[12:21] Reporter
    The smoke hasn't even settled!
[12:23] Reporter
    We can't tell if it's an accident
    or intentional at this time.
[12:27] Reporter
    But it's dangerous to be in the area,
    so we implore everyone to stay away!
[12:30] Judgment
    The explosion appears to be
    the work of Ultimate Phantom.
[12:33] Reporter
    I'm getting new information now.
[12:35] Reporter
    It seems Fudo Aikawa of Gelato 5
    was filming at this venue!
[12:44] Desumi
    Fudo?
[12:47] Fudo
    You need to get to safety!
[12:49] Hashi-An
    I will!
[12:54] Fudo
    Is this a new Gekko monster?
[12:58] Ultimate
    Destroy... humans.
SIGN    Desumi
    Fudo
[13:04] Fudo
    The cake I made for Desumi-san and me!
[13:09] Daigo
    Fudo!
[13:09] Hayato
    You okay?
[13:12] Daigo
    Did you really just turn
    your back on the enemy?
[13:14] Misaki
    Come on, let's get transformed!
[13:17] Misaki
    Hey... were you crying?
[13:19] Fudo
    C-Certainly not!
[13:24] Fudo
    Let's go! Time to transform!
[13:31] Team
    Freezing Change!
[13:33] Changer
    Five!
[13:34] Changer
    Four!
[13:36] Changer
    Three!
[13:37] Changer
    Two!
[13:38] Changer
    One!
[13:39] Changer
    Change Gelato!
[13:44] Red
    The aroma of strawberry,
    the flavor of justice!
[13:48] Red
    Red Gelato!
[13:50] Blue
    The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
[13:54] Blue
    Blue Gelato!
[13:56] Yellow
    The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
[13:59] Yellow
    Yellow Gelato!
[14:02] Pink
    The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
[14:05] Pink
    Pink Gelato!
[14:08] Green
    The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
[14:11] Green
    Green Gelato!
[14:14] Gelato 5
    Together, we are...
[14:16] Gelato 5
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[14:21] Red
    Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[14:41] Yellow
    Here's one for you!
[14:45] Yellow
    Megaton Lemon Crush!
[14:52] Pink
    Misaki-san!
[14:53] Pink
    Let go of her!
[14:55] Pink
    Sky Peach Rain!
[15:01] Blue
    Right over here!
[15:03] Blue
    Twin Soda Slash!
[15:16] Red
    Sweet Berry Impact!
[15:20] Red
    Daigo-san!
[15:22] Green
    Right!
[15:25] Green
    Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
[15:30] Green
    Your ferocity is truly admirable.
[15:33] Green
    I only wish we could have
    met under different—
[15:41] Red
    Guys!
[15:44] Reporter
    The building's coming down!
[15:47] Reporter
    Are our heroes safe?!
[15:48] Fudo's Mother
    Oh my!
[15:50] Reporter
    L-Look at that!
[15:51] Reporter
    The fight isn't over!
[15:53] Reporter
    And the giant monster
    seems completely unharmed!
[15:57] Green
    I'm sorry, Fudo.
[15:59] Reporter
    And it looks like our heroes
    have taken quite a beating...
[16:02] Reporter
    How in the world is this going to turn out?
[16:09] Beast
    Finally caught up.
[16:11] Reporter
    It looks like Gekko reinforcements
    have just arrived!
[16:15] Reporter
    Not only are they facing a ferocious monster,
[16:15] Desumi's Father
    Here's our chance!
[16:17] Reporter
    but the Princess Series
    have also joined the fight!
[16:17] Kids
    Go, Gekko!
[16:20] Reporter
    This might be the greatest
    crisis Gelato 5 has ever faced!
[16:26] Steel
    You'll pay.
[16:28] Steel
    You'll pay!
[16:34] Steel
    Iron Prison!
SIGN    Iron Prison
[16:36] Reporter
    Oh! There seems to be some
    in-fighting going on!
[16:39] Reporter
    What could be the cause of it?!
[16:40] Beast
    I'll slice you to ribbons!
[16:53] Beast
    S-Steel!
[17:05] Beast
    Y-You damned monster...
[17:08] Reporter
    It appears Gekko doesn't have
    control of this monster.
[17:14] Reporter
    And now...
[17:15] Reporter
    It's devouring the cake!
[17:17] Reporter
    It just does whatever it wants!
[17:24] Red
    This thing...
[17:25] Reporter
    The monster's appearance is changing!
[17:35] Desumi
    Fudo...
SIGN    Desumi
    Fudo
[17:54] Blue
    That thing is incredible!
[17:57] Red
    Red here.
[17:59] Prof
    Fudo-kun, hold it horizontal!
[18:02] Prof
    Fudo-kun.
[18:03] Prof
    We're left with no other choice.
[18:05] Prof
    It'll be quite a test run, but you'll
    have to use that weapon we discussed.
[18:09] Prof
    The Combiner Sword, Gelato Claymore!
[18:12] Prof
    That weapon will surely defeat the monster.
[18:15] Prof
    Everyone, combine your weapons!
[18:22] Red
    Let's go!
[18:24] Team
    Combine!
[18:38] Team
    Complete! Gelato Claymore!
[18:42] Reporter
    Are you seeing this, everyone?
[18:44] Reporter
    Gelato 5's weapons, and their hearts...
[18:47] Reporter
    are united!
[18:52] Red
    Everyone!
[18:53] Reporter
    Blue, Green, Pink, and
    Yellow have been captured!
[19:01] Reporter
    Red's wound appears quite serious.
[19:04] Reporter
    What in the world will happen next?!
[19:06] Red
    Damn it!
[19:14] Reporter
    What is this?!
[19:17] Blue
    It can't be!
[19:18] Reporter
    Reaper Princess joins the battle!
[19:21] Reporter
    I can't believe what I'm seeing!
[19:23] Reporter
    Those two eternal rivals...
    working as a team?!
[19:27] Red
    Desumi-san?
[19:29] Desumi
    I'm sorry for being selfish.
[19:32] Desumi
    I'm sure you must hate me now.
[19:35] Red
    I wouldn't. Never ever.
[19:37] Red
    Not even if the heavens fell to the earth!
[19:41] Desumi
    Fudo!
[19:43] Red
    Desumi-san.
[19:45] Reporter
    I can't hear what they're saying,
[19:47] Reporter
    but it's easy to imagine it's
    a heated exchange of insults!
[19:55] Desumi
    Are you ready, Fudo?
[19:56] Red
    I am, Desumi-san!
[20:23] Pink
    I know they can do this!
[20:27] Beast
    Just do it, Reaper!
[20:31] Team
    Go!
[20:33] Desumi
    What? Fudo, is this...
[20:36] Red
    Yes, this is...
[20:42] Red& Desumi
    ...like we're cutting a cake!
[20:55] Blue
    Heck yeah!
[20:56] Beast
    Running away with the glory...
[21:00] Boys A&B
    They did it!
[21:01] Fudo's Mother
    That's my Fudo!
[21:03] Urami
    Big Sister!
[21:04] Kids
    Big Sis!
[21:20] Fudo
    Thank you, Desumi-san.
[21:22] Fudo
    I would have lost for sure if not for you.
[21:25] Desumi
    I'm the one who should thank you.
[21:27] Desumi
    You made us a cake, didn't you?
[21:31] Desumi
    I'd love to actually eat the next one!
[21:33] Fudo
    Easily provided, Desumi-san!
[21:37] Fudo
    This child... isn't it that monster?
[21:39] Desumi
    I think it is.
[21:41] Desumi
    It's too small to cause any
    more harm now, I'm sure.
[21:43] Baby
    Papa! Mama!
[21:46] Fudo
    R-Really!
[21:47] Fudo
    This appears to be a case
    of mistaken identity!
[21:50] Desumi
    Honestly, what a silly baby!
[21:52] Reporter
    After vanquishing the giant monster,
[21:54] Reporter
    has a new friendship sprung up between them?!
[21:56] Reporter
    Let's have an interview!
[22:00] Reporter
    Rondo of the Reaper!
SIGN    Rondo of the Reaper
[22:07] Reporter
    Th-There's no mutual understanding at all!
[22:13] Fudo
    N-Not bad, Reaper Princess!
[22:17] Desumi
    F-Friendship? Don't be absurd!
[22:20] Desumi
    I am Reaper Princess.
[22:21] Desumi
    The cold and merciless devil incarnate!
[22:24] Desumi
    Never forget that.
[22:25] Baby
    Mama! Mama!
[22:38] Fudo
    Let us meet again, De—
[22:39] Fudo
    Reaper Princess!
[22:42] Desumi
    A-Any time, Fu—
[22:44] Desumi
    Red Gelato!
[22:46] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[22:48] Narrator
    This is the story of a hero of justice
[22:51] Narrator
    and a secret society's combatant
[22:52] Narrator
    walking the road of forbidden love!