Love After World Domination
It’s love at first sight for Fudo and Desumi, except it was during a battle of life and death. Fudo, leader of the hero squad Gelato 5, and Desumi, the Death Queen of the evil society Gekko, have found themselves caught in a forbidden love—and it’s their first relationship! Moving in secrecy, they live holding hands with one weapon in the other, finding out what’s truly fair in love and war.
- Season 1
- E1 - I Love You!
- E2 - The Truth About Dating
- E3 - At Last, the Amusement Park
- E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why?
- E5 - Just the Way You Are
- E6 - As Long as We're at the Beach...
- E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
- E8 - Everybody Has a Secret or Two
- E9 - My Big Sister Has Changed
- E10 - Atop the Kokutei Moon
- E11 - What’s the Point of Getting Closer?
- E12 - Eternal Rivals
Season 1
E1 - I Love You!
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[00:09] desumi
Hey... Fudo.
[00:11] fudo
Yeah?
[00:12] desumi
Do you think... maybe...
[00:14] fudo
Hey, look at that!
[00:16] desumi
I b-baked the cookies this morning.
[00:20] desumi
I don't know if you'll like them, but...
[00:30] fudo
They're shockingly delicious!
[00:32] desumi
Really?
[00:34] desumi
I'm so glad.
[00:43] desumi
Fudo? What's the matter?
[00:46] fudo
Just...
[00:48] fudo
On a day with the perfect date weather,
[00:50] fudo
eating sweet things made by
the person I love the most...
[00:54] fudo
Desumi-san...
[00:56] fudo
I'm the luckiest man in the universe.
[00:59] desumi
You just love to exaggerate.
[01:54] desumi
Ah, Desumi-san...
[01:56] desumi
You are beautiful.
[01:58] desumi
I could look at you for hours.
[02:00] desumi
Stare...
[02:03] desumi
C'mon, don't stare!
[02:06] desumi
You're not even blinking!
[02:08] desumi
But don't get the wrong idea!
[02:10] desumi
It's not that I don't like it.
[02:14] desumi
I'm just not... used to it.
[02:18] fudo
Oh so cute...
SIGN Oh so cute...
[02:20] fudo
Desumi-san...
[02:22] fudo
I have a serious favor to ask you.
[02:24] desumi
A favor?
[02:31] fudo
According to the specialist
texts I consulted on the topic,
[02:33] fudo
couples are supposed to hold hands.
[02:37] fudo
Do you think we could try it?
[02:40] desumi
H-Hold hands? Us?
[02:57] desumi
I can't do it!
[02:58] desumi
It's just too soon for us!
[03:00] fudo
Desumi-san!
[03:01] desumi
I said I can't do it!
[03:02] fudo
But...
[03:03] desumi
T-Think about it, Fudo!
[03:05] desumi
This is only our third-ever date!
[03:08] desumi
It's premature!
[03:09] fudo
Statistics suggest that hand-holding tends
to happen on the second or third date!
[03:13] desumi
The average couple is incredible!
[03:45] blue
You okay up here, Red?!
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[03:50] narrator
Allow me to explain!
SIGN Freezing Sentai Gelato 5
[03:52] narrator
Freezing Sentai Gelato
5's leader, Red Gelato,
SIGN Aikawa
SIGN Fudo
[03:57] narrator
a.k.a. Fudo Aikawa...
SIGN Secret Society Gekko
[03:59] narrator
and leader of combatants
for Secret Society Gekko,
[04:03] narrator
the Reaper Princess, a.k.a. Desumi Magahara...
SIGN Desumi Magahara
[04:07] narrator
have climbed the insurmountable wall
that stands between their organizations
[04:11] narrator
to engage in a taboo relationship!
SIGN Episode 1 I Love You!
[05:48] blue
What an intense battle!
[05:50] blue
I don't think there's
anything I can do to help.
[05:52] blue
I'm leaving this to you, Red!
[05:59] fudo
Desumi-san...
[06:00] fudo
We're holding hands right now.
[06:07] desumi
Y-You mean... we did it?
[06:10] fudo
We did!
[06:12] desumi
Isn't it wonderful, Fudo?
[06:18] desumi
And doing it with interlocked
fingers like we did
[06:21] desumi
is apparently a very advanced act!
[06:25] desumi
It's a day worth remembering—
the first time we held hands.
[06:29] fudo
Desumi-san...
[06:31] fudo
My first-ever girlfriend.
SIGN 1 Week
Earlier
[06:34] fudo
I'm so glad I worked up my courage that day!
SIGN Hero Sentai
Gelato 5 Headquarters
SIGN Red Gelato
Fudo Aikawa
[06:51] (Flashback) haru
Good morning, Fudo-senpai!
[06:54] (Flashback) fudo
Hey. Morning, Haru-kun.
SIGN Pink Gelato
Haru Arisugawa
[06:56] (Flashback) haru
You can use this, if you like.
[06:58] (Flashback) fudo
Thanks, I appreciate it.
[07:00] (Flashback) haru
It's nothing, really.
[07:01] (Flashback) haru
But I guess it's almost time
for the meeting, right?
[07:03] (Flashback) haru
Want to walk there together?
SIGN Refreshing! Goes down easy!
SIGN For building ideal muscles
Protein 98.5%
SIGN The Rich Flavor
100% Real Milk
SIGN Delicious Milk
[07:05] (Flashback) fudo
Sure thing.
[07:07] (Flashback) hayato
C'mon, don't be shy!
[07:09] (Flashback) hayato
A date with me is all
the excitement you need!
[07:12] female staffer
Actually... I'm rather busy...
[07:13] (Flashback) haru
Hayato-san's at it again.
SIGN Blue Gelato
Hayato Ojino
[07:16] (Flashback) hayato
Where should we go?
[07:17] (Flashback) hayato
Karaoke? A club?
[07:19] female staffer
Excuse me, I have to...
[07:19] (Flashback) hayato
Just don't fall in love too fast
when you see me on the dance floor!
[07:22] (Flashback) hayato
Just leave it all to me.
[07:23] female staffer
Hey!
[07:24] (Flashback) hayato
Providing a cool escort for
an adorable little kitten
[07:27] (Flashback) hayato
is my form of justi—
[07:31] (Flashback) hayato
She knows she wants me.
[07:37] misaki
Look at you, right on time!
SIGN Yellow Gelato
Misaki Jinguji
SIGN Green Gelato
Daigo Todoroki
[07:40] (Flashback) daigo
It seems we're all here.
[07:43] (Flashback) fudo
All right!
[07:52] professor
Good morning, Gelato 5!
SIGN Gelato 5 Commander
Professor Big Gelato
[07:55] (Flashback) fudo
Good morning, sir!
[07:57] (Flashback) misaki
Morning!
[07:58] (Flashback) hayato
Mornin'!
[07:59] (Flashback) haru
Good morning!
[08:01] (Flashback) daigo
Professor, the package you requested.
[08:03] (Flashback) professor
It's appreciated as always, Daigo-kun.
[08:07] (Flashback) professor
What a fine smell!
[08:10] (Flashback) misaki
Croissants!
[08:11] (Flashback) misaki
Hey, can I have some too?
[08:13] (Flashback) professor
Of course you can!
[08:15] (Flashback) professor
Feel free to help yourselves while I talk!
[08:22] (Flashback) fudo
Reaper Princess...
[08:25] (Flashback) professor
A powerful Gekko combatant who began
appearing roughly six months ago.
[08:31] (Flashback) professor
As you all know, Gekko is a secret
society plotting world domination.
[08:36] (Flashback) professor
But the appearance of the Reaper Princess has
made them more formidable than ever.
[08:41] (Flashback) professor
I want you all to engage her with caution!
[08:47] base announcer
Secret Society Gekko appearance detected.
[08:50] base announcer
Gelato 5, move out at once.
[08:54] (Flashback) professor
Gelato 5, move out!
[09:00] (Flashback) man
Help!
SIGN Princess Series
Reaper Princess
SIGN Gekko Monster
Culverin Bear
SIGN Moonlight
Soldiers
[09:09] culverin
Cower in fear, pathetic humans!
[09:13] (Flashback) boy A
It's Gekko!
[09:14] (Flashback) boy B
Man, Culverin Bear is huge!
[09:17] (Flashback) fudo
That's enough of that!
[09:19] (Flashback) culverin
There you are!
[09:21] (Flashback) boys
They're here!
[09:29] (Flashback) gelato 5
Freezing Change!
[09:32] changer
Five!
[09:33] changer
Four!
[09:35] changer
Three!
[09:36] changer
Two!
[09:38] changer
One!
[09:39] changer
Change Gelato!
[09:56] (Flashback) red
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
[09:59] (Flashback) red
Red Gelato!
[10:02] (Flashback) blue
The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
[10:06] (Flashback) blue
Blue Gelato!
[10:08] (Flashback) yellow
The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
[10:12] (Flashback) yellow
Yellow Gelato!
[10:15] (Flashback) pink
The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
[10:18] (Flashback) pink
Pink Gelato!
[10:21] (Flashback) green
The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
[10:25] (Flashback) green
Green Gelato!
[10:28] (Flashback) gelato 5
Together, we are...
[10:29] (Flashback) gelato 5
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[10:35] (Flashback) red
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[10:37] (Flashback) culverin
We'll have our revenge at last!
[10:40] (Flashback) culverin
Get them!
[10:46] (Flashback) red
Sweet Berry Impact!
[10:53] (Flashback) yellow
Megaton Lemon Crush!
[11:01] (Flashback) pink
Sky Peach Rain!
[11:09] (Flashback) green
Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
[11:18] (Flashback) blue
Twin Soda Slash!
[11:22] (Flashback) boys
Heroes rock!
[11:26] (Flashback) culverin
Impressive as ever, Gelato 5!
[11:29] (Flashback) culverin
But the rest won't be so easy!
[11:55] (Flashback) red
The rest of you, handle Culverin Bear!
[11:57] (Flashback) red
I'll take the Reaper Princess!
[12:00] (Flashback) red
Let's go!
[12:01] (Flashback) others
Right!
[12:39] (Flashback) culverin
Retreat!
[12:40] (Flashback) culverin
Let's call it off for now!
[12:43] (Flashback) culverin
B-But I'll get you next time!
[12:48] (Flashback) reaper
I've never met someone who
could keep up with me before.
[12:55] (Flashback) reaper
Perhaps this is what they call destiny.
[12:59] (Flashback) reaper
We'll meet again... Red Gelato.
[13:14] (Flashback) professor
Lick, lick...
[13:15] professor
Fighting in the morning,
training in the afternoon?
[13:19] professor
He's a role model for all heroes
with a work ethic like that.
[13:51] (Flashback) professor
What's going on in your life, boy?
[13:55] (Flashback) professor
Don't you do anything but bodybuilding?
[14:00] (Flashback) fudo
There's something on my mind.
[14:03] (Flashback) professor
Oh?
[14:04] professor
Knowing Fudo-kun,
[14:06] professor
he's probably mulling over issues of world
peace, or perhaps the nature of justice.
[14:10] (Flashback) fudo
I was thinking about the woman I love.
[14:13] professor
What?!
[14:15] (Flashback) professor
F-Fudo-kun!
[14:17] (Flashback) professor
Y-You've developed a crush?!
[14:20] (Flashback) fudo
It was love at first sight.
[14:22] (Flashback) fudo
I've never been in love before now!
[14:24] (Flashback) professor
H-Have you told her how you feel?
[14:27] (Flashback) fudo
Of course not.
[14:28] (Flashback) fudo
I'm a hero.
[14:30] (Flashback) fudo
She and I live in two different wo—
[14:33] (Flashback) professor
Fool!
[14:35] (Flashback) fudo
P-Professor?
[14:36] (Flashback) professor
What's there to say a
hero can't fall in love?
[14:39] (Flashback) professor
You're as human as the rest of us!
[14:41] (Flashback) professor
You must tell her how you feel at once!
[14:43] (Flashback) fudo
But...
[14:44] (Flashback) professor
That's an order!
[14:46] (Flashback) fudo
Are you sure, Professor?!
[14:49] (Flashback) professor
Love will bring you to the
next stage of your life!
[14:52] (Flashback) professor
I'll take responsibility
for whatever happens!
[14:56] (Flashback) fudo
Very well, sir!
[14:58] (Flashback) fudo
I'm off!
[15:01] professor
I always thought his single-minded
focus on bodybuilding was sad,
[15:05] professor
but it's good to see he's
a red-blooded young man!
[15:08] professor
But what kind of woman could it
be, who's stolen Fudo-kun's heart?
[15:14] professor
Could it be a nurse, perhaps?
[15:16] professor
I've a fondness for nurses myself!
[15:29] (Flashback) desumi
I was surprised by your invitation
to this little tête-à-tête, Red.
[15:35] (Flashback) desumi
But you don't have to explain...
[15:39] (Flashback) desumi
You want to pick up where we left off, right?
[15:41] (Flashback) desumi
I was hoping to settle things myself!
[15:54] (Flashback) desumi
What is it?
[16:03] (Flashback) fudo
I love you!
[16:04] (Flashback) desumi
Wha?
SIGN Clink...
[16:08] desumi
Love After World Domination!
[16:13] (Flashback) fudo
I love you!
[16:14] (Flashback) fudo
I love you!
[16:15] (Flashback) fudo
I love you!
[16:17] (Flashback) fudo
I love you!
[16:19] (Flashback) fudo
From the moment we first met...
[16:22] (Flashback) fudo
I've loved you!
[16:26] (Flashback) fudo
I just wanted to tell you—
[16:27] (Flashback) desumi
Now hang on a second!
[16:29] (Flashback) desumi
Are you nuts?
[16:29] (Flashback) desumi
We're mortal enemies, remember?!
[16:31] (Flashback) fudo
I'm perfectly sane!
[16:32] (Flashback) desumi
Did you hit your head somewhere?
[16:33] (Flashback) fudo
Don't worry.
[16:34] (Flashback) fudo
I got Professor Big Gelato's permission.
[16:36] (Flashback) desumi
Exactly, there's no way he'd permit—
[16:39] (Flashback) desumi
What?!
[16:41] (Flashback) desumi
Of course... I see your game now.
[16:46] (Flashback) desumi
You know I've had no experience with such
things... and you're teasing me about it.
[16:51] (Flashback) desumi
How humiliating!
[16:53] fudo
Squee...
SIGN squee
[16:54] (Flashback) desumi
Using that as a pretext
to throw me off my game...
[16:59] (Flashback) desumi
I'm disappointed in you, Red!
[17:01] (Flashback) fudo
No, I swear—
[17:04] (Flashback) desumi
You'll pay for this, fiend!
[17:06] (Flashback) fudo
It's not like that, Desumi-san!
[17:08] (Flashback) desumi
I haven't given you
permission to use my name!
[17:11] (Flashback) desumi
No man could possibly ever love me!
[17:17] (Flashback) desumi
I'm the kind of woman...
[17:19] (Flashback) desumi
whose comrades spread rumors that
my favorite food is raw bear meat!
[17:24] (Flashback) fudo
It's not! Your favorite foods
are pancakes and pasta!
[17:27] (Flashback) desumi
How would you know that, creep?!
[17:32] (Flashback) desumi
They also say that I drink
the blood of wild boars!
[17:34] (Flashback) fudo
No! You mainly drink green smoothies!
[17:37] (Flashback) desumi
They say I wander the streets at
night seeking strong men to beat up!
[17:41] (Flashback) fudo
At night, you do Pilates!
[17:42] (Flashback) desumi
That I'm an alien killing machine!
[17:54] (Flashback) fudo
You were born...
[17:56] (Flashback) fudo
in Hakata!
[17:58] (Flashback) desumi
How did you know all that?!
SIGN Desumi Magahara
[18:00] sign
m 355 179 l 357 234 460 233 469 202 458 182
SIGN 1 like
I made mentaiko pasta
#homecooking
#wishIwasbetteratit
SIGN
Comments
[18:01] (Flashback) fudo
I looked through all your
social media accounts.
SIGN Hello there, it looks delicious
[18:05] (Flashback) fudo
And those replies from "Proteinman"...
They're from me.
SIGN Hello there, it looks delicious
[18:10] (Flashback) fudo
You're no killing machine.
[18:13] (Flashback) fudo
You always do your nails up in a cute way,
[18:15] (Flashback) fudo
you love your fancy accessories,
[18:17] (Flashback) fudo
and you change up your perfume
based on how you feel that day.
[18:20] (Flashback) fudo
You're as real as a girl can be.
[18:23] (Flashback) desumi
Real girls don't wield flails.
[18:26] (Flashback) fudo
Don't worry. I'll catch it.
[18:28] (Flashback) desumi
B-But we're enemies!
[18:31] (Flashback) fudo
I think we can work it out!
[18:33] (Flashback) desumi
But...
[18:36] (Flashback) fudo
Would you please be my girlfriend?
[18:39] (Flashback) desumi
I-It's not possible—
[18:41] (Flashback) fudo
Desumi-san, I mean this!
[18:58] (Flashback) desumi
Fine.
[19:05] (Flashback) desumi
I... I'm looking forward to it.
[19:12] (Flashback) desumi
B-But just so you know, I don't know
anything about the mechanics of dating!
[19:16] (Flashback) fudo
Don't worry. I don't know, either!
SIGN And now...
[19:23] desumi
By the way, Fudo.
[19:25] desumi
When I headed out this morning,
my cat did the funniest—
[19:27] fudo
H-Hang on a minute.
[19:29] fudo
You have a cat, Desumi-san?
[19:31] desumi
Oh? You didn't know?
[19:34] desumi
The great Fudo didn't even know I have a cat!
[19:38] fudo
There's still so much I don't know.
[19:41] desumi
I'll take pity on you,
[19:42] desumi
and give you a special little peek!
[19:46] desumi
Her name's Hellko!
[19:47] desumi
Well? Isn't she a sweetie?
[19:51] fudo
Desumi-san caught herself in the shot!
[19:53] fudo
And it looks like she
just got out of the bath!
[19:56] fudo
Can a man truly feel this much happiness?
[20:00] desumi
Well, I know Hellko's pretty cute,
[20:03] desumi
but you really do love to exaggerate!
[20:05] fudo
It's hardly an exaggeration.
[20:07] fudo
Just being with you really
makes me that happy.
[20:11] desumi
I feel the same way.
[20:15] desumi
But don't forget, Fudo.
[20:18] desumi
We can't let anybody know about us.
SIGN Failure of Justice
Daily Hero (Extra)
Reaper Princess Steamy Love Red
Photos of their tryst in the middle of work!
No denial of the reports of their affair
SIGN It's true!
A Hero Dethroned!
An unprecedented scandal
Hero
Secret Society
[20:23] desumi
If this comes out, we won't
be able to stay together.
[20:26] desumi
It might even become national news!
[20:30] fudo
I know that.
[20:32] fudo
I'm not much of a secretive person,
[20:34] fudo
but I will keep this secret!
[20:36] desumi
Good.
[20:38] desumi
But some day...
[20:40] desumi
I hope the world becomes a place where
we can see each other, heads held high!
[20:44] desumi
Right, Fudo?
[20:48] fudo
Desumi-san!
[20:50] fudo
I love you!
[20:52] yellow
Red, we're done—
SIGN snap
SIGN Rumba of the Reaper
[20:57] desumi
Rumba of the Reaper!
[21:05] yellow
Hey!
[21:05] yellow
R-Red, hang in there!
[21:08] fudo
I-Impressive indeed, Reaper Princess!
[21:13] fudo
I'll see that you pay for this...
[21:16] fudo
Let us meet again... soon.
[21:19] desumi
V-Very well!
[21:21] desumi
I'll be ready and waiting!
[21:22] desumi
Farewell, Fudo... Red!
[21:25] desumi
I'll meet you, whenever you dare!
[21:28] desumi
Perhaps the day after tomorrow?
[21:32] yellow
You okay?
[21:34] fudo
Yeah, I'm fine.
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[21:36] narrator
Allow me to explain!
[21:38] narrator
This is the story of a hero of justice
[21:42] narrator
and a secret society's combatant
[21:44] narrator
beginning their journey down
the road of forbidden love!
SIGN Preview
[23:20] professor
Training again? A true inspiration!
[23:23] professor
By the way, Fudo-kun...
[23:24] professor
Speaking as the one who
pushed you to go for it,
[23:27] professor
I was wondering... How'd the confession go?
[23:30] professor
Oh? Maybe he's not listening?
[23:32] professor
Fudo-kun?!
[23:34] fudo
Next time on Love After World Domination:
SIGN Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
[23:37] fudo
Episode 2: "The Truth About Dating"!
E2 - The Truth About Dating
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SIGN Six Months Earlier
[00:50] (Flashback) Desumi
You're tougher than the rumors
suggested, Red Gelato!
SIGN And Today
[01:12] Reporter
Watch this, everyone!
[01:13] Reporter
I'm currently looking down on the battle
raging between the Gelato 5 and Gekko.
[01:19] Reporter
Look at this! The action is
too intense to turn away!
[01:22] Reporter
These heroes are fighting
for the peace of our world!
[01:26] Reporter
And now...
[01:28] Reporter
Red Gelato and Reaper
Princess are facing off!
[01:31] Reporter
It's a true battle between aces!
SIGN LIVE FROM THE SKIES ABOVE THE CITY
[01:33] Boy A&B
Go!
[01:35] Reporter
If you're watching this at home,
please join me in cheering for Red!
[01:39] Red
I'll feint with a left hook,
leading into a right inside low kick.
[01:43] Red
Watch for it!
[01:45] Desumi
I'll block the low kick and
lead into a right high kick.
[01:47] Desumi
You should duck!
[01:49] Red
Understood!
[01:57] Desumi
Impressive indeed, Red.
[01:59] Red
Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
[02:02] Reporter
Look at that!
They're heading off to have a duel!
[02:08] Narrator
For those who missed the previous episode,
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[02:10] Narrator
allow me to explain once more!
[02:13] Narrator
Red Gelato of Freezing Sentai
Gelato 5, Fudo Aikawa,
[02:16] Narrator
and combatant for Secret Society Gekko,
Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,
SIGN T
H
E
Y
A
R
E
SIGN D
A
T
I
N
G
!
[02:23] Narrator
are dating!
SIGN Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
[04:00] Fudo
By the way... Desumi-san.
[04:02] Desumi
What is it, Fudo?
[04:04] Fudo
We seem a bit further away
than usual, don't we?
[04:07] Desumi
D-Do you think?
[04:09] Desumi
This feels normal to me...
[04:11] Fudo
It's really not!
[04:12] Fudo
We're usually much—
[04:13] Desumi
Stay back! Don't come any closer!
SIGN Rejected
[04:16] Desumi
No, it's not like that!
[04:19] Desumi
I just... I was really active today, so...
[04:24] Desumi
I'm probably smelly.
SIGN Oh so cute...
[04:27] Fudo
Oh so cute...
[04:28] Desumi
So, I just...
[04:31] Fudo
I swear never to leave you, Desumi-san,
[04:34] Fudo
no matter how you may smell!
[04:35] Desumi
Don't say it that way!
[04:37] Desumi
Why are you so insensitive?!
[04:38] Desumi
I'll just spend the rest of
the day looking this way.
[04:51] Fudo
I've never known anyone so charming!
[04:58] Desumi
Wh-What are you doing?!
[05:00] Fudo
I love you, even when you're angry!
[05:03] Desumi
H-Hey!
[05:07] Desumi
Fine, whatever!
[05:14] Desumi
Stop it, you jerk!
[05:16] Desumi
You can't share the pictures
if you use a camera like that one.
[05:19] Desumi
Use my smartphone.
[05:25] Desumi
You have to scooch in more.
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
[05:33] Fudo
We-We're closer..
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
[05:34] Desumi
We-We're so much closer...
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
[05:37] both
...than we've ever been!
SIGN tha-thump
SIGN tha-thump
[05:39] Fudo
The magic of the camera is a powerful thing!
[05:42] Fudo
And...
[05:44] Fudo
Just as I thought...
You smell wonderful, Desumi-san!
[05:48] Desumi
Hey, eyes open!
[05:50] Fudo
R-Right...
[05:55] Yellow
Hey, Red!
[05:57] Fudo
Not good!
[06:00] Misaki
We're finished up over there!
[06:02] Fudo
Did she see—
[06:03] Misaki
Hey, you beat Reaper Princess!
SIGN Death...
[06:06] Desumi
Death...
[06:07] Misaki
Great job, Fudo!
[06:09] Fudo
Nicely done, Desumi-san!
[06:10] Fudo
We'd better get back fast!
[06:12] Misaki
Not so fast!
[06:14] Misaki
The TV station requested
an interview before we go!
[06:17] Both
Interview?!
[06:19] Reporter
Red-san! Could I have an interview?
[06:27] Reporter
I'm here with some questions for Fudo Aikawa,
[06:29] Reporter
high school student and
ever-reliable leader of Gelato 5.
[06:35] Fudo
H-Hey there.
[06:37] Fudo
I'm Fudo Aikawa!
[06:38] Boys A/B
Red's on!
[06:40] Reporter
It looks like you won your
duel with Reaper Princess,
[06:43] Reporter
and kept the earth at peace once more!
[06:46] Fudo
I-Indeed.
[06:48] Reporter
I understand that Reaper Princess is an
extremely powerful and fearsome combatant.
[06:53] Reporter
How do you feel about her, Red-san?
[06:58] Fudo
How do I feel about her?
[07:01] Fudo
Let me see...
[07:03] Fudo
There's no one else like her!
SIGN Blush
[07:07] Fudo
The day I first met her,
[07:08] Fudo
my heart was pounding so fast,
I couldn't sleep that night!
SIGN Bluuush
[07:11] Fudo
I sometimes spend an entire day
thinking of nothing but her!
[07:18] Reporter
Did she move just now?
[07:21] Fudo
J-Just your imagination!
[07:22] Desumi
Just kill me already!
[07:25] Reporter
So she's an indispensable
rival to fuel your own growth,
[07:28] Reporter
and you approach every fight
with great caution?
[07:33] Reporter
You may be Mr. Stoic, Red-san, but you're
still in the prime of your youth!
[07:38] Reporter
So let's move to that question!
[07:42] Reporter
Here it comes!
[07:43] Reporter
Do you have a girlfriend?!
[07:47] Reporter
All the Red fans out there are dying to know!
[07:51] Fudo
Well...
[07:54] Fudo
I want to say I do, and that she's here!
[07:59] Misaki
Please! Fudo'd never have a girlfriend!
[08:03] Misaki
Look at these muscles!
[08:05] Misaki
Bodybuilding's all he
thinks about, morning 'til night!
[08:08] Reporter
Aw, what a waste!
[08:11] Reporter
A lot of his female fans find that
simplicity of his very charming!
[08:14] Reporter
Even ones I know personally!
[08:16] Misaki
Yeah, right!
[08:19] Misaki
But I guess it would do for you to learn
a little bit about the feminine heart.
[08:26] Misaki
So we're taking applications
for a date with Red!
[08:29] Misaki
Look for details on the screen right now!
[08:31] Fudo
Please stop, Misaki-neesan.
[08:32] Reporter
Maybe I'll try my luck!
[08:35] Reporter
Anyway, back to you guys in the studio!
[08:48] Fudo
It's safe now, Desumi-san.
SIGN hrmph
[08:55] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[08:57] Fudo
Are you angry?
[08:58] Desumi
Of course not.
[08:59] Desumi
Though you do seem to be very popular.
[09:01] Desumi
Fudo-kun with the rapidly
expanding female fanbase...
[09:04] Fudo
There's nothing for you to worry about!
[09:06] Fudo
You're the only girl for me!
[09:09] Desumi
I wonder about that.
[09:10] Fudo
It's true!
[09:12] Fudo
I would do anything for you!
[09:15] Desumi
You would really do anything?
[09:17] Fudo
Of course I would!
[09:20] Desumi
Then... would you take me out on a real date?
[09:30] Desumi
I felt so sure I'd never get a
chance to do something like this.
[09:40] Desumi
But I always wanted it...
[09:42] Desumi
To go with my sweetheart on a real... date.
[09:49] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[09:51] Narrator
A date is an event in which
two people choose a day of the week,]
[09:54] Narrator
meet up, and get to know each other better!
[09:58] Fudo
I can easily take you on a real date!
[10:00] Desumi
Really?!
[10:01] Fudo
Yes!
[10:02] Fudo
We'll meet up tomorrow at
five o'clock in Central Park!
[10:05] Desumi
Yes!
[10:12] Fudo
But...
[10:14] Fudo
What in the world do you do on a real date?
[10:31] Fudo
T-Too many choices...
SIGN Planetarium
Movie
Meet up to go shopping
Things to enjoy as a couple!
Dating recs
Recommended spots
SIGN Theme Park
Dinner
Classy Spots For Cultured Adults
Aquarium
Drive
Zoo
[10:35] Fudo
Not good.
[10:36] Fudo
At this rate...
SIGN Date Plan
[10:38] Fudo
It will be tomorrow before
I settle on anything!
SIGN The Latest Dating Spots
[10:48] Misaki
Whatcha up to, Fudo?
SIGN BEER
[10:50] Misaki
Lookin' up more muscle stuff?
[10:53] Fudo
Misaki-neesan...
[10:54] Fudo
You smell like beer.
SIGN Popular Places for Love!
Learn About All the Trends!
The Latest Dating Spots
[10:57] Misaki
Well, well!
[10:58] Misaki
Wouldja look at that!
[11:00] Misaki
It's because I said that thing on
TV about takin' dating applications!
[11:04] Misaki
So now you're doin' homework!
[11:06] Fudo
Well... something like that.
[11:08] Fudo
But I can't figure out what
an ideal date would look like.
[11:12] Misaki
Look at you, all serious!
[11:13] Misaki
There aren't really any rules.
[11:16] Misaki
All that matters is you pick
out something you both enjoy!
[11:22] Fudo
I... I see!
SIGN Date Plan
[11:24] Fudo
In that instant, the seemingly insurmountable
wall in my mind began to crumble!
[11:30] Fudo
I had arrived at the truth about dating!
[11:40] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
[11:54] Fudo
Okay!
[11:55] Fudo
The civilians around me
don't seem to have noticed.
[11:59] Fudo
My disguise is perfect!
[12:01] Fudo
No one will interrupt our precious date!
[12:05] Fudo
It should be about time, right?
[12:07] Fudo
But now that it comes down to it...
I do find myself nervous.
[12:11] Desumi
Hey, Fudo!
[12:15] Desumi
Sorry, did I keep you waiting?
SIGN squee
[12:20] Fudo
Desumi's in plain clothes!
[12:23] Desumi
Something about meeting up formally like this
[12:25] Desumi
makes me feel a little self-conscious...
[12:27] Fudo
Is she capable of doing
anything that isn't precious?!
[12:29] Desumi
That's quite the disguise, Fudo!
[12:31] Fudo
Actually, other than the
glasses and the hair,
[12:34] Fudo
it's all my usual style.
[12:36] Desumi
R-Really? It suits you, Fudo.
[12:39] Desumi
So, what will we be doing today?
[12:41] Fudo
No need to worry there!
SIGN Today's Date
[12:43] Fudo
I've worked it all out in advance!
[12:45] Desumi
A date plan!
[12:47] Fudo
Let's begin, Desumi-san!
[12:49] Desumi
Right!
[12:56] Fudo
Here! This is where we'll start!
[13:00] Desumi
Fudo, what is this?
[13:02] Fudo
The Gotanda branch of that historic
training gym, Kin-niku Gym!
[13:08] man
Would you look at those two!
[13:11] Fudo
Well done, Desumi-san!
[13:12] Fudo
You're really hitting it!
[13:14] Fudo
Go on! Blast those triceps!
[13:17] Fudo
Reach for those glimmering trapezius muscles!
[13:20] Fudo
Play through the pain to
build those adductors!
[13:23] Fudo
Next up, running!
[13:25] Desumi
Running?!
[13:31] Fudo
Something Desumi-san and I can both enjoy...
[13:33] Fudo
Training, of course!
[13:37] Fudo
I didn't know it could be this fun
[13:39] Fudo
to do things I normally do
on my own with someone else.
[13:42] Fudo
Dating is wonderful!
[13:50] Fudo
How are you feeling, Desumi-san?
[13:53] Fudo
Are you starting to get hungry?
[13:55] Fudo
Let's have a meal.
[13:57] Desumi
Oh, dinner?
[13:58] Desumi
That sounds great!
[14:00] Fudo
And there's something I'd really
like to discuss with you.
[14:03] Desumi
What could it be? I can't wait!
[14:06] Fudo
Here, this one's for you.
SIGN Protein Bar
SIGN Low Sugar
[14:12] Fudo
And there's plenty more where that came from!
[14:16] Fudo
Now, as for what I wanted to discuss...
[14:20] Fudo
Desumi-san, which insect do you think
would be strongest if it was a giant?
[14:24] Fudo
I think—
[14:24] Desumi
I need to go to the bathroom.
[14:31] Fudo
Yes! Nice work, Fudo!
[14:33] Fudo
It's all gone perfectly so far!
[14:35] Fudo
After this, it's the main event!
[14:37] Fudo
The human anatomy exhibit!
[14:38] Sign
Human Anatomy Exhibit
[14:38] Sign
Tokyo Hero Museum of Art
[14:40] Fudo
She's just going to love this!
[14:47] Misaki
Oh, Fudo?
[14:48] Fudo
Misaki-neesan? What is it?
[14:51] Misaki
It's about that advice
I gave you yesterday...
[14:55] Misaki
Just forget all that.
[14:57] Fudo
What?
[14:57] Misaki
I was pretty drunk, and I think I
told you there weren't any rules...
[15:03] Misaki
But I guess there kind of are.
[15:05] Fudo
C-Could you tell me what they are?
[15:07] Fudo
For... future reference.
[15:09] Misaki
The first one's about your appearance.
[15:11] Misaki
I'm betting you'll want to go
in a tight-fitting tank top,
[15:15] Misaki
but don't even think about it.
[15:16] Misaki
Make yourself presentable, okay?
[15:19] Misaki
And since the girl will probably
be dressing up a bit herself,
[15:22] Misaki
avoid any activities that might
make her sweat or get dirty.
[15:25] Misaki
And be sure to get reservations
at a halfway decent restaurant.
[15:29] Misaki
But I'll bet you didn't need
me to tell you that stuff, huh?
[15:33] Misaki
After that, stick to talk of sweets
or something, and you'll be fine.
SIGN "Which insect
do you
think would
be strongest
if it was
a giant?"
[15:38] Fudo
Which insect do you think would
be strongest if it was a giant?
[15:43] Misaki
Well, that's all! So long!
[15:53] Fudo
I got it all wrong.
[15:56] Fudo
This wasn't a real date at all.
[16:01] Fudo
It's no wonder she hasn't come back.
[16:10] Fudo
Please forgive me, Desumi-san!
[16:17] Fudo
Next time...
[16:18] Fudo
I promise to create a date
plan that you'll enjoy!
[16:25] Fudo
So, please...
[16:30] Fudo
Please, give me one more chance!
[16:54] Fudo
Desumi-san...
SIGN freeze
SIGN shiver
[17:01] Desumi
What are you doing, Fudo?
[17:03] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[17:04] Fudo
You came back?!
[17:07] Desumi
I went to buy drinks,
[17:09] Desumi
but the store was crowded,
so I got stuck there a while.
[17:17] Desumi
You know how...
[17:18] Desumi
these things make your mouth dry
unless you have something to drink?
[17:21] Desumi
I eat them sometimes myself, so I know.
[17:25] Desumi
Now, what were you saying
about the strongest insect?
[17:29] Fudo
Impossible...
[17:30] Desumi
What's impossible?
[17:32] Fudo
Are you saying... you were
actually enjoying this date?
[17:36] Desumi
What's with you, Fudo?
[17:38] Desumi
You've been acting a little
weird for a while now.
[17:40] Fudo
W-Well... see...
[17:47] Fudo
Y-You aren't angry, Desumi-san?
[17:49] Desumi
Of course I'm not!
[17:51] Desumi
But it's nice to know that you
worry about these things, too.
[17:54] Fudo
Well, sure...
[17:57] Desumi
I'm just happy knowing you made
up that whole plan for me.
[18:02] Desumi
I'm content just being out with you.
[18:07] Desumi
The world might think
it's weird, but who cares?
[18:10] Desumi
We are who we are.
[18:13] Desumi
Let's go easy on ourselves, Fudo.
[18:22] Fudo
This is...
[18:27] Fudo
Just like it was that day.
[18:34] Desumi
Fudo?
[18:49] Fudo
What is this...
[18:53] Fudo
this all-new feeling?!
[19:02] Desumi
I-It's a call!
[19:03] Fudo
Y-Y-Yeah, looks like it!
[19:05] Desumi
Well, I should be going.
[19:08] Fudo
Y-Yeah...
[19:09] Fudo
See you later!
[19:18] Culverin
Wretched heroes...
[19:19] Culverin
I'm here for payback!
[19:21] Blue
Too bad you'll just get more of the same!
[19:23] Blue
Let's go!
[19:28] Blue
Hey, Red!
[19:28] Blue
We're fighting, here!
SIGN bliss
[19:30] Blue
Come on, man!
[19:31] Culverin
What's wrong with you, Reaper Princess?!
SIGN This is the Gekko
women's dorm
(pets allowed)
[21:08] Hellko
This is the Gekko women's dorm.
[21:11] Hellko
Many of the female staffers who work
for Secret Society Gekko live here.
[21:18] Hellko
My name is Hellko.
[21:21] Desumi
Were you a good girl while I was gone?!
SIGN hugs
[21:22] Hellko
I am the precious little kitty of
Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara.
[21:27] Hellko
I'm told that there are many who tremble
at the sound of my mistress's name,
[21:33] Hellko
but I find that hard to believe.
[21:36] Hellko
When she's at home...
[21:38] Desumi
Is this a good color on me?
[21:40] Hellko
...she just seems like any other girl.
[21:44] Hellko
She's sensitive, awkward, and
inclined toward loneliness.
[21:49] Hellko
Just your average everyday girl.
[21:53] Desumi
What do you think it's like to be in love?
[21:56] Desumi
I guess I'll never know...
[22:04] Desumi
At work, they started a rumor that
my favorite food is raw bear meat.
[22:10] Desumi
How could someone like me ever know love?
[22:13] Hellko
Then, one night...
[22:16] Hellko
My mistress came back in a daze.
SIGN sway
SIGN sway
[22:21] Hellko
I was terribly worried about her.
[22:24] Hellko
But...
[22:26] Hellko
Ever since then, she's been
laughing and smiling so much.
[22:30] Hellko
It's as if she's under a magic spell!
[22:32] Desumi
Today they told me I was
the incarnation of an ogre!
[22:35] Desumi
Isn't that a silly thing to say?
[22:38] Fudo
A single match can start a fire!
SIGN Red Saves the Day!!
[22:44] Desumi
Which should I go with?
[22:46] Hellko
She does appear happy.
[22:48] Desumi
Well, you watch the house!
[22:50] Hellko
And she somehow seems prettier than before.
[22:54] Desumi
See you later!
[22:57] Hellko
What could have happened to her?
[23:03] Hellko
Just kidding.
[23:05] Hellko
I know exactly what it is.
[23:08] Hellko
Listen to me, you goon of a man...
[23:11] Hellko
If you ever do anything
to make my mistress sad,
[23:15] Hellko
I'll see that you pay.
[23:20] Gelato
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[23:23] Misaki
Fudo is going to infiltrate
Gekko's fortress?!
[23:25] Haru
We head to the amusement
park after Fudo-senpai...
[23:28] Haru
But there, we see...
[23:29] Culverin
Pathetic humans!
[23:31] Culverin
I'll teach you the true meaning of fear!
SIGN Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
SIGN smack
[23:34] all
Love After World Domination, Episode 3:
[23:37] all
"At Last, the Amusement Park"!
E3 - At Last, the Amusement Park
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[00:20] Prof
Another day with no activity
from Gekko, I see.
[00:23] Misaki
Seriously.
[00:24] Misaki
They've been keeping their heads
down these past two weeks.
[00:26] Misaki
But at least we get a little peace and quiet!
[00:30] Prof
Wait a minute.
[00:31] Prof
You're not allowed to stack draw cards!
[00:34] Misaki
It's legal where I come from!
[00:35] Fudo
Yes... peace is best.
[00:36] Prof
No, it's cheating!
[00:38] Fudo
No one wants to fight if they don't have to.
[00:41] Fudo
However...
[00:43] Fudo
If I don't fight, I won't
be able to see Desumi-san!
SIGN Fudo~
[00:47] Desumi
Fudo!
SIGN MUSCLE
SIGN MUSCLE
SIGN Use my weight training
regimen to reach the top!
[00:48] Fudo
I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks.
SIGN Fudo
[00:51] Desumi
Fudo!
[00:52] Fudo
I'm going through serious
Desumi-san withdrawal!
SIGN Fudo
[00:53] Desumi
Fudo...
[00:55] Fudo
I have to do something about this!
[01:02] Base Announcer
Signs of new weapon development
in Gekko's headquarters detected.
[01:05] Base Announcer
I repeat, signs of new weapon development
in Gekko's headquarters detected.
[01:07] Prof
Speak of the devil!
[01:10] Base Announcer
The team is to infiltrate their base
[01:13] Base Announcer
and destroy the new weapon!
[01:15] Prof
An infiltration mission, eh?
[01:17] Prof
This isn't going to be easy.
[01:20] Misaki
That's way too dangerous!
[01:22] Misaki
It's basically suicide!
[01:24] Prof
But someone has to do it!
[01:27] Prof
Pink and Blue are traveling.
[01:29] Prof
Green is on paid leave.
[01:32] Prof
It has to be either you
or Fudo-kun, Misaki-kun!
[01:37] Prof
And the other needs to remain here,
just in case something happens.
[01:44] Misaki
All right. I'll go—
[01:48] Fudo
I'll go!
[01:49] Prof
Fudo-kun?!
[01:50] Misaki
Hang on! Don't you realize
how dangerous this is?
[01:53] Fudo
I will go!
[01:55] Fudo
No...
[01:56] Fudo
I must go!
[01:57] Misaki
But...
[01:58] Prof
Misaki-kun...
[02:00] Prof
Try to understand him!
[02:04] Prof
He knows... He knows what he's doing!
[02:08] Fudo
Freezing Change!
[02:10] changer
One!
[02:12] changer
Change Gelato!
[02:17] Fudo
Red Gelato, Fudo Aikawa, departing!
[02:23] Misaki
Fudo!
[02:24] Misaki
You'd better come back, you hear me?!
[02:32] Misaki
He really is stupid.
[02:34] Prof
He is a true hero!
[02:40] Fudo
And now I'll get...
[02:44] Fudo
to see Desumi-san!
SIGN Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
[04:22] Combatant A
Pay respect to the Reaper Princess!
[04:26] Combatant B
Welcome, Reaper Princess!
[04:35] Combatant B
Dang, she's in a killer mood today.
[04:37] Combatant C
She seems even more murderous than usual!
[04:40] Combatant D
Bet she woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
[04:43] Desumi
No, that's not what this is.
[04:45] Desumi
I'm actually in agony.
[04:48] Desumi
Because...
[04:50] Desumi
I haven't seen Fudo in two whole weeks!
[04:53] Sign
Desumi-san
[04:53] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[04:54] ---
Desumi-san... Desumi-san...
[04:57] Desumi
Excuse me, combatants...
[04:58] Combatants
M-Ma'am!
[05:00] Desumi
When do you think we'll get
to fight those heroes again?
[05:05] Combatants
She's out for blood!
[05:08] Combatants
We do not know! Please forgive us!
[05:10] Desumi
Er, that's okay... I'm sorry.
[05:18] Desumi
I had a lousy horoscope this morning, too.
SIGN L
E
O
SIGN You won't see the person
you're waiting for.
SIGN Lucky Item
SIGN Pouch
[05:22] voice
Today's worst horoscope
goes to you, my Leo friends!
SIGN D
O
O
M
.
.
.
[05:25] voice
You won't see the person you're waiting for.
[05:27] voice
Your lucky item is a cute little pouch!
[05:34] Desumi
Guess it didn't do any good.
[05:36] Culverin
Ah, Reaper Princess!
[05:40] Desumi
Culverin Bear-sama...
[05:42] Culverin
Behold! It's finished at last!
[05:46] Culverin
My new weapons, the Neo Culverin Cannons!
[05:49] Culverin
I'll use my new power
to atomize those heroes!
[05:56] Culverin
That's quite a dangerous
thing you've got there, too.
[05:59] Desumi
What?
[06:00] Desumi
It's just a pouch—
[06:03] Culverin
Say no more. I know exactly what it is.
[06:05] Culverin
It holds concealed weapons!
[06:08] Desumi
Well, actually—
[06:09] culverin
And the pouch's design is camouflage
to get the enemy's guard down!
[06:13] culverin
You're a terrifying woman, start to finish!
[06:24] Desumi
Maybe I'm just not a good fit for this stuff.
[06:34] Desumi
Fu—
[06:35] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[06:36] Fudo
I've been looking everywhere.
[06:37] Fudo
I've missed you!
[06:38] Desumi
Fudo...
[06:40] Desumi
I... I'm so happy to see you, too!
[06:44] Desumi
Wait, no!
[06:44] Desumi
What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
SIGN Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
SIGN Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
SIGN Reaper Princess
Dressing Room
[06:50] Fudo
Ah!
[06:51] Fudo
So this is your dressing room?!
[06:53] Fudo
It's as girly as I expected!
[06:56] Desumi
What were you thinking, Fudo?
[06:57] Desumi
This is extremely dangerous!
[06:59] Fudo
I just wanted to see you that badly!
[07:02] Desumi
Well, I... I wanted to see you, too...
[07:06] Desumi
But this is still way too dangerous—
[07:08] Fudo
I know, Desumi!
[07:09] Fudo
You want to play this with me?
[07:11] Fudo
This.
[07:13] Desumi
Y-Yes.
[07:18] Misaki
Professor, any word from Fudo?
[07:21] Prof
No, nothing yet.
[07:26] Misaki
I see...
[07:29] Prof
For now, all we can do is have faith.
[07:33] Desumi
There! I win!
[07:36] Desumi
And now for your punishment!
[07:38] Desumi
Hold out your hand!
[07:39] Fudo
If you insist.
[07:40] Desumi
Here I go!
[07:42] Fudo
Your hand's so nice and warm.
[07:47] Desumi
Don't say that! Now I can't do it!
SIGN Oh so cute...
[07:50] Fudo
Oh so cute...
[07:53] combatant
I have a report!
[07:54] combatant
Rea...per Prin...
[08:00] combatant
...cess. It appears there's
an intruder in the base!
[08:03] combatant
We need to be on high alert!
[08:05] Desumi
I'm aware of the situation.
[08:06] Desumi
Let's remain cautious.
[08:08] Combatant
E-Excuse me...
[08:09] Combatant
I felt sure I saw a man there just—
[08:12] Desumi
Your imagination, I'm sure.
[08:14] Combatant
Yeah, I'll bet!
[08:16] Combatant
It's not like you'd ever be
with a man, Reaper Princess!
[08:21] Combatant
Farewell!
[08:23] Desumi
S-Sorry, Fudo!
[08:25] Desumi
Are you all right?!
[08:28] Culverin
I'm coming in, Reaper—
[08:30] Culverin
—Prin...cess...
[08:34] Culverin
There's an intruder—
[08:36] Culverin
Oh, she's not here?
[08:41] Fudo
D-Desumi-san?
[08:43] Desumi
Oh, no...
[08:44] Desumi
I accidentally shut myself in with you!
[08:47] Fudo
W-Well...
[08:49] Fudo
It's kind of a tight fit.
[08:50] Desumi
Stupid! Stop moving around!
[08:53] Fudo
And there's something on my face
that's making it hard to breathe.
[08:57] Fudo
I really need to take it off.
[09:10] Fudo
I got it off!
[09:44] Base Announcer
New weapon signal lost!
[09:46] Base Announcer
Damage to Gekko's base confirmed as well!
[09:48] Prof
Did he do it?!
[09:49] Misaki
Fudo, you're amazing!
[09:58] Fudo
Sorry to just drop in on
you like that, Desumi-san.
[10:02] Desumi
No, I'm the one who should apologize.
[10:04] Desumi
You came all that way to see me,
and I was a terrible host.
[10:07] Desumi
Oh... Fudo, there's a cut on your cheek.
[10:10] Fudo
Hey, it's all right.
[10:14] Desumi
Come down here a minute.
[10:21] Desumi
That should do it!
[10:23] Fudo
Thank you, Desumi-san.
[10:26] Fudo
Hey, what a cute pouch!
[10:28] Fudo
It's perfect for you!
[10:32] Fudo
And... I wish I'd thought
of this earlier, but...
[10:36] Fudo
Here. It's my phone number.
[10:40] Desumi
Now we can talk any time we want to!
[10:44] Desumi
Hey, Fudo...
[10:47] Desumi
Is it okay if I call you tonight?
SIGN Bluuush
[10:50] Fudo
Oh so cute...
SIGN Oh so cute...
[10:52] Fudo
Yes, of course!
SIGN Secret Society Gekko
Women's Dorm
[11:05] Desumi
C-Calm down.
[11:07] Desumi
You're okay.
[11:08] Desumi
You're just calling to make
sure he got home safe.
[11:13] Desumi
A-All right!
[11:24] Fudo's Mother
Yes? Aikawa residence!
[11:28] Fudo
Mom, that call's for me!
[11:30] Fudo's Mother
What are you doing here, Fudo?
[11:32] Fudo's Mother
I told you to go out and buy milk!
[11:33] Fudo
Just give me the phone!
[11:35] Fudo
Sorry, Desumi-san. It's me.
SIGN Who is it?
[11:37] Fudo's Mother
Who is it?!
[11:40] Desumi
Fudo...
[11:42] Desumi
Please buy a smartphone.
[11:44] Fudo
Yes, that might be best.
[11:49] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
[12:02] Gekko Announcer
Good morning.
[12:04] Gekko Announcer
It's time for the morning meeting.
[12:06] Gekko Announcer
All executives, please
come to the meeting room.
[12:42] Bosslar
Good morning, all!
[12:46] Bosslar
I am Supreme Leader Bosslar.
SIGN Head of Secret Society Gekko
Supreme Leader Bosslar
[12:49] Bosslar
I believe it's time to begin
our regular meeting.
[12:53] Bosslar
Your brave efforts have allowed us to
collect a steady supply of negative energy.
[13:00] Bosslar
Rejoice!
[13:02] Bosslar
The birth of our monstrous culmination,
Ultimate Phantom, is at hand!
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[13:07] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[13:09] Narrator
Secret Society Gekko,
led by Supreme Leader Bosslar,
SIGN Negative
SIGN Negative Energy
[13:13] Narrator
uses the negative emotions
of humans as a power source,
[13:17] Narrator
to create new monsters,
SIGN Ultimate Phantom
[13:19] Narrator
and further its goal of world domination!
[13:24] Bosslar
In the interest of collecting the
remaining negative energy needed,
[13:27] Bosslar
I will now take suggestions
regarding our next target.
SIGN Beast Princess
[13:32] Bosslar
Yes, Beast Princess?
[13:34] beast
Who the hell cares what our target is?
SIGN Beast Princess
SIGN Gekko Princess Series
Beast Princess
[13:36] beast
Just let us fight already!
[13:37] Bosslar
But the selection of the target
is the purpose of this meeting.
[13:40] Steel
You're as boorish as ever.
SIGN Steel Princess
[13:44] Bosslar
Yes, Steel Princess?
SIGN Gekko Princess Series
Steel Princess
[13:47] steel
I require more time to consider the matter.
[13:50] Bosslar
You didn't need to press the button for that!
SIGN Heat Princess
[13:53] Bosslar
Yes, Heat Princess.
SIGN Gekko Princess Series
Heat Princess
[13:59] Bosslar
Say something already!
[14:00] Bosslar
This is ridiculous.
[14:01] Bosslar
Doesn't anyone have a real suggestion?!
[14:04] Bosslar
Excellent! Reaper Princess!
[14:07] Desumi
A view of the city lights.
SIGN Reaper Princess
[14:08] Bosslar
That's far too abstract.
[14:10] Bosslar
Next—
[14:13] Desumi
An aquarium.
[14:14] Bosslar
It's difficult to fight indoors.
[14:17] Desumi
An amusement park!
[14:18] Bosslar
What's with you and date destinations?!
[14:21] Desumi
Disappointment...
SIGN Disappointment...
[14:23] Culverin
Wait a moment, Bosslar-sama!
[14:25] Culverin
An amusement park would be filled
with helpless, unsuspecting humans!
[14:29] Steel
And we could have our fill, you mean?
[14:32] Beast
That's a nasty little brain
you've got, Reaper Princess.
[14:38] Bosslar
Very well.
[14:39] Bosslar
Our next target shall
be... the amusement park!
[14:52] [Messenger] Sign
Smartphones for Dummies!
SIGN Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
[14:55] [Messenger] Sign
Smartphones for Dummies!
SIGN Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
SIGN You have a new message
[15:04] Fudo
I'm still not used to that sound.
SIGN Desumi-san
SIGN Big Gelato
[15:08] Fudo
It's from Desumi-san!
SIGN Fudo! Rejoice!
Gekko's next target is that theme park
we've been wanting to go to, Yomiuriland!
[15:13] Fudo
Wh-What?!
[15:18] (Flashback) Desumi
I don't mind meeting up in old factories
and quarries and places like that...
[15:21] (Flashback) Desumi
But I wish we could go to a proper
couples' spot once in a while.
[15:24] (Flashback) Fudo
I agree. Like an aquarium!
[15:26] (Flashback) Desumi
Or a place with a view of the city lights!
[15:29] (Flashback) Desumi
A theme park would be awesome, too!
[15:32] (Flashback) Fudo
Of course, that's all a distant dream.
[15:38] Fudo
I can't believe that dream of a few
days ago is coming true for us already!
SIGN The attack will be Sunday, three days from now
SIGN Can't wait!
[15:47] Fudo
Desumi-san leaks her organization's
deepest-held secrets so casually.
[15:51] Fudo
That sweet little scatterbrain...
SIGN squee
[15:55] Fudo
Okay, I'd better reply!
[15:58] Fudo
What? "Swipe"?!
[16:00] Prof
Look at him fret!
[16:02] Misaki
What in the world is he doing?
[16:05] Prof
He apparently got his first
smartphone yesterday.
[16:08] Misaki
Fudo got a smartphone?!
[16:10] Misaki
That bodybuilding gremlin got a smartphone?!
[16:12] Misaki
Impossible!
[16:14] Fudo
Hey, Suri!
[16:16] Fudo
Um... I... I'll come to the... like
to come to... theme thark... Thunday.
[16:23] Fudo
W-Weather?! Tell me... t-tell
weather. To me, please.
[16:27] Suri
I didn't catch that.
[16:30] Misaki
Something's going down here!
[16:32] Misaki
Fudo! Did you think you could hide from
the mistress of meddling, Misaki?!
[16:40] Misaki
I can't wait until Sunday!
SIGN S
U
N
D
A
Y
[16:49] Misaki
All right! Disguise complete!
[16:52] Misaki
Now, let's get to the bottom
of our little Fudo's secret!
[16:52] Sign
m -55 11 l -52 58 49 56 49 11
SIGN Good Mesh Cap
&
Good Towel
[16:55] Haru
We really shouldn't stalk
him like this, Misaki-san.
[16:59] Haru
I really don't think he's hiding anything.
[17:02] Misaki
If that's the way you feel,
why'd you tag along?
[17:06] Haru
I j-just want to stop you
from doing anything reckless!
[17:11] Kids
Awesome! It's Red!
[17:12] Kids
So cool!
[17:13] KidA
It's really him!
[17:14] KidB
What're you doing?
[17:15] Fudo
Patrolling.
[17:16] KidC
Are you fighting Gekko?
[17:18] Fudo
I don't know yet.
[17:19] Fudo
But if anything happens,
get to that shelter over there.
[17:21] Fudo
Just remain calm, and do not panic.
[17:23] Kids
Okay!
[17:24] Haru
See? Look at that!
[17:26] Haru
He's patrolling, just like he always does!
[17:29] Haru
He's devoted to world peace,
just like I thought!
[17:33] Misaki
Well, we'll see.
[17:34] Misaki
I mean, he's still a guy.
[17:37] Haru
Darn it!
[17:38] Culverin
How?!
[17:40] Culverin
How are there heroes here now?
[17:42] Culverin
Not just Red, but Pink and Yellow...
[17:45] Culverin
Did they know we'd be here somehow?
[17:48] Desumi
They don't leave us a choice.
[17:49] Culverin
Indeed. We'll have to retreat
for now and regroup—
[17:52] Desumi
If they know we're here,
we'll just have to fight!
[17:55] Culverin
They don't know we're here yet, stupid!
[17:59] Fudo
There you are, Desu—
[18:01] Fudo
I mean, Reaper Princess!
[18:02] Desumi
You really kept me waiting, Fudo—
[18:04] Desumi
I mean, Red!
[18:05] Fudo
Freezing Change!
[18:07] Changer
One!
[18:09] Changer
Change Gelato!
[18:14] Fudo
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
[18:18] Fudo
Red Gelato!
[18:21] Kids
Awesome!
[18:23] Fudo
Now, everyone! Get to safety!
SIGN smack
[18:27] Culverin
I see you tracked us down, Gelato 5!
[18:31] Misaki
Did he really just come here
because he knew they'd attack?
[18:34] Haru
Well, didn't I tell you?
[18:36] Haru
Fudo-senpai isn't hiding anything!
[18:40] Misaki
I guess you're right.
[18:42] Misaki
Freezing Change!
[18:44] Changer
Three!
[18:45] Changer
Four!
[18:46] Yellow
Yellow Gelato!
[18:49] Pink
Pink Gelato!
[18:52] Pink
Let's call for help from Blue and Green!
[18:54] Yellow
Roger!
[18:58] Pink
Senpai!
[18:59] Pink
We came to back you up!
[19:01] Fudo
No! Stay back!
[19:03] Pink
Don't worry about me!
[19:05] Pink
I'm a hero, too!
[19:12] Yellow
You were totally right, Haru!
[19:15] Yellow
Fudo's the guy he's always been!
[19:17] Pink
Right!
[19:18] Yellow
So honest and straightforward.
[19:21] Yellow
Forthright and earnest in everything he does!
[19:24] Yellow
That's our leader!
SIGN Here...
[19:26] Fudo
Here.
SIGN Sounds great...
[19:27] Desumi
Sounds great!
SIGN Hero Training Center
[19:31] pink
Wh-What is it?
[19:32] Yellow
You're certainly talkative
when the subject is Fudo!
[19:36] Pink
H-Hey! I am not!
[20:01] Desumi
I didn't think rides would
give you motion sickness.
[20:05] Fudo
I didn't know either, until today.
[20:09] Fudo
There's not even that
much motion. I'm pathetic.
[20:13] Fudo
D-Don't rock the car!
[20:16] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[20:19] Desumi
I was just thinking... getting to know
these hidden sides of each other...
[20:24] Desumi
It's kind of nice, Fudo.
[20:28] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[20:37] Desumi
Feeling a little better now?
[20:41] Fudo
Yes.
[20:56] Fudo
How mysterious.
[20:58] Fudo
I was so uncomfortable
on this ride until now...
[21:02] Fudo
But now, I hope I never
touch the ground again.
[21:10] Desumi
Look, Fudo! It seems the battle's over.
[21:13] Fudo
You're right.
[21:14] Fudo
We'd better get back.
[21:19] Desumi
I think we might've crossed a line today.
[21:22] Fudo
The theme park is a fearsome place.
SIGN Come feel the thrill with us again!
[22:58] Misaki
So much shopping!
[23:00] Misaki
I'm so glad the guys are here
to help me carry everything.
[23:05] Haru
You bought way too much.
[23:15] Haru
Fudo-senpai?
[23:20] Fudo's mother
Hello? Haruta-san?
[23:21] Fudo's mother
Listen to this!
[23:23] Fudo's mother
My boy bought me a dinosaur keychain
from an amusement park he went to!
[23:27] Fudo's mother
Honestly, that boy!
[23:28] Fudo's mother
He never seems to grow up.
[23:30] Fudo's mother
Now, on to the main topic!
[23:32] Fudo's mother
He says episode 4 will be called
"Could You Please Tell Me Why?"
SIGN Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
[23:37] Desumi
Who's "Haruta-san"?
E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why?
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SIGN Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
[01:40] Friend A
Hey, Desumi!
[01:42] Friend B
Walk home with us!
[01:45] Desumi
Sure!
[01:47] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[01:49] Narrator
Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,
[01:52] Narrator
is a teenage girl who hides
her villainous identity
[01:56] Narrator
to attend high school in the city!
[02:01] Friend A
Don't you have handicrafts club today, Desumi?
[02:03] Desumi
It's off for test prep today.
[02:05] Friend B
Wanna go for some karaoke, then?
[02:08] Desumi
Sorry, I have work today.
[02:10] Friend B
What, again?
[02:12] Friend B
You're a real workaholic, Desumi.
[02:14] Friend B
You'll never get a boyfriend that way!
[02:19] Desumi
A boyfriend...
[02:21] Desumi
Oh, a boyfriend...
[02:23] Desumi
We'll see, I guess!
[02:27] Friend B
Where's this coming from?
[02:29] Friend B
Hey, you got a crush on someone?
[02:32] Desumi
Not telling!
[02:33] Friend A
Hey, it's Red Gelato!
[02:36] Desumi
Fudo!
[02:39] Desumi
F-Fudo?
[02:43] Desumi
Fudo?
SIGN Shock
[02:46] Desumi
Fudo?!
[02:50] Desumi
I-Isn't that...
[02:53] Friend A
Is that their new Pink he's with?
[02:55] Friend B
It is! She's so cute!
[02:58] Friend A
You think they're dating or something?
[03:01] Friend B
They totally might be!
[03:02] Friend A
They look really good together.
[03:05] Friend B
Totally! A real perfect couple!
[03:07] Friend B
Right, Desumi?
[03:09] Friend B
What's with the face?!
[03:13] Friend B
Huh? Desumi!
[03:15] Friend A
Desumi?
[03:17] Fudo
You rarely invite me out like this, Haru-kun.
[03:21] Haru
I'm s-sorry, Fudo-senpai.
[03:24] Haru
I know you're really busy...
[03:25] Fudo
Hey, not a problem.
[03:27] Fudo
So, what was it you wanted to ask me about?
[03:31] Haru
W-Well...
[03:38] Haru
It is rude to ask about this, isn't it?
[03:43] Haru
But I just can't stop
thinking about that photo!
[03:46] Haru
Was that really Fudo-senpai?
[03:49] Haru
If it was, that girl next to him...
[03:52] Haru
Could she be... his girlfriend?
[03:56] Haru
But is it really okay for me
to ask about his private life?!
[04:04] Fudo
I understand.
[04:05] Fudo
I think I know what you want to ask about.
[04:08] ---
Huh?
SIGN For Those Seeking
Muscle Growth
Rules for
High-Efficiency
Training
By Fudo Aikawa
SIGN Refreshing!
Goes down easy!
[04:10] Fudo
I think this should take care of it!
[04:13] Haru
Um...
SIGN For Those Seeking
Muscle Growth
Rules for
High-Efficiency
Training
SIGN Refreshing!
Goes down easy!
[04:15] Haru
What's this stuff?
[04:18] Fudo
You've been with the squad
about six months now, right?
[04:21] Haru
Y-Yes...
[04:23] Fudo
You'll be hitting a wall with your
strength training around now.
[04:27] Haru
What?
[04:28] Fudo
It's nothing to worry about.
[04:29] Fudo
The same thing happened to me.
[04:32] Haru
What?
[04:34] Fudo
Follow this training regimen
over the next six months,
[04:36] Fudo
and you'll obtain a body
of steel that will get you
[04:39] Fudo
through just about any battle situation!
[04:39] Haru
W-Wait a minute, Senpai!
[04:41] Haru
What I'm actually concerned
about is the picture—
[04:47] Fudo
You're such a worrywart.
[04:50] Fudo
Don't worry!
[04:51] Fudo
The book does use pictures to explain
the regimen's trickiest parts!
[04:55] Fudo
And this kind of incremental
strength training
[04:57] Fudo
is specially designed to minimize strain.
[05:00] Fudo
It should be easy to follow,
even for someone as small as you.
[05:02] Fudo
Since training that harms your
body defeats the point, right?
[05:06] Fudo
It's also important to do appropriate
stretches before each lift.
[05:09] Fudo
The graphs about that here
should be easy to follow.
[05:12] Fudo
That will help increase the
flexibility of your muscles,
[05:15] Fudo
and even promote swift
recovery from injuries!
[05:19] Fudo
I'm not claiming you'll
see results overnight,
[05:21] Haru
Now I know for certain...
[05:22] Fudo
but anyone can get the body they want
with sufficient application of effort.
[05:24] Haru
Senpai does not have a girlfriend!
[05:27] Fudo
No need to worry.
[05:29] Fudo
When you make the call of effort,
your muscles always answer!
[05:33] Fudo
That should cover it.
[05:34] Fudo
That's what you wanted to ask, right?
[05:37] Haru
Oh, yes!
[05:38] Haru
Thank you so much!
[05:40] Haru
I'm sorry for doubting you, Senpai!
[05:45] Fudo
They're calling us in!
[05:47] Haru
Let's go, Fudo-senpai!
[05:50] Fudo
Don't forget your book, Haru-kun!
[05:56] Culverin
Here we go!
[05:57] Culverin
Culverin Cannon!
[05:59] Culverin
Culverin Cannon!
[06:07] Fudo
That's quite enough of that, Gekko!
[06:13] Fudo
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 has arrived!
[06:19] Fudo
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[06:23] Culverin
It's about time, Gelato 5!
[06:26] Culverin
Today's the day I take you off the field!
[06:28] Culverin
Get them!
[06:36] Fudo
Let's go!
[06:36] All
Right!
[06:38] Fudo
All right, Desumi-san!
[06:40] Fudo
What will we chat about to—
[06:46] Hayato
Red!
[06:50] Fudo
Whoops. Guess my timing's a little off today.
[06:53] Fudo
It's okay. It happens.
[06:55] Fudo
Let's coordinate our movements, Desumi-sa—
[07:06] Fudo
I'll dodge your first strike, then leap back.
SIGN Ignored
[07:10] ---
Ignored...
[07:13] Fudo
That hurt!
[07:17] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[07:19] Fudo
Desu...
[07:21] Fudo
L-Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
[07:24] Desumi
No!
[07:26] Desumi
Take this...
[07:30] Desumi
Reaper Whirlwind!
SIGN Reaper Whirlwind
[07:33] Fudo
I... I've never seen this move before!
[07:51] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[07:57] Fudo
See? You shouldn't use moves you
haven't practiced thoroughly.
[08:02] Fudo
H-Hold on, Desumi-san!
[08:04] Fudo
What happened to you?
[08:06] Fudo
Tell me what's going on!
[08:07] Desumi
I saw you two in the café!
[08:17] Fudo
I-It's not like that, Desumi-san!
[08:19] Fudo
You've got it all wrong!
[08:20] Fudo
I was teaching Pink about bodybuilding—
[08:23] Desumi
I know that!
[08:25] Desumi
I know better than anybody
that you'd never cheat on me.
[08:31] Desumi
And yet, seeing the two of you together
[08:36] Desumi
sparked this hideous jealousy inside me.
[08:39] Desumi
I found myself thinking,
[08:43] Desumi
maybe you don't belong
with an outcast like me...
[08:45] Desumi
But with a girly girl like her!
[08:47] Fudo
That isn't true!
[08:49] Fudo
You're the girliest girl I know!
[08:53] Desumi
Am not!
[08:55] Desumi
I never used to be the kind of person
to worry about that sort of thing!
[09:03] Desumi
Love has made me weak!
[09:08] Desumi
Dating you has made me...
[09:11] Desumi
A weak and pathetic mess of a woman!
[09:17] Fudo
That isn't true, Desumi-san!
[09:28] Desumi
Fudo...
[09:30] Desumi
The person I am...
[09:33] Desumi
Maybe I'm just not...
[09:36] Desumi
cut out for love.
[09:57] Fudo
I'm a pretty awkward guy.
[10:00] Fudo
But once I make up my mind about something,
[10:01] Fudo
I see it through to the end.
[10:05] Fudo
I will love you, and no one else,
for the rest of my life.
[10:13] Fudo
Will you trust me, and join me in that?
[10:21] Desumi
Yes, I trust you.
[10:31] Culverin
That was rough.
[10:37] Desumi
Why are you laughing all of a sudden?
[10:40] Fudo
I've seen an all-new side of you.
[10:44] Fudo
You can be surprisingly negative sometimes!
SIGN Snap
[10:47] Desumi
Fudo, I still haven't forgiven you
for going on that afterschool date.
[10:52] Fudo
W-Well, that wasn't exactly a date.
[10:55] Fudo
It was just...
[10:58] Desumi
Promise me you'll take me on
an afterschool date, too.
[11:01] Desumi
Uniforms and all.
[11:02] Desumi
Then I'll forgive you!
[11:04] Fudo
I will! I promise I will!
[11:15] Haru
Excuse me.
[11:22] Haru
It's all over, Senpai.
[11:29] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[11:31] Narrator
These two are busted!
[11:35] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
SIGN The
Next
Day
[11:54] (Flashback) Fudo
Oh, w-well...
[11:56] (Flashback) Fudo
This is just...
[11:59] (Flashback) Haru
Come on.
[12:00] (Flashback) Haru
Let's head back, Senpai.
[12:03] (Flashback) Fudo
R-Right...
[12:15] Fudo
That's strange.
[12:17] Fudo
She hasn't said anything.
[12:20] Fudo
Is it possible she hasn't figured us out?
[12:24] (Flashback) Fudo
B-By the way, Haru-kun...
[12:26] (Flashback) Fudo
How much of our conversation did you hear?
[12:30] (Flashback) Haru
After, "See? You shouldn't use moves
you haven't practiced thoroughly..."
[12:33] (Flashback) Haru
Or thereabouts.
[12:35] Fudo
Ah.
[12:37] Fudo
So, basically all of it.
[12:40] Fudo
It's over.
[12:42] Fudo
It's over.
[12:44] Fudo
It's over.
[12:45] Fudo
It's over.
SIGN The End of Justice
Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
[12:48] Prof
How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
SIGN The End of Justice
Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
[12:52] Hayato
Utterly unbelievable!
[12:54] Daigo
How do you intend to atone for this?
[12:57] Misaki
I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
[13:00] Prof
How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
[13:00] Hayato
Utterly unbelievable!
[13:00] Daigo
How do you intend to atone for this?
[13:00] Misaki
I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
[13:11] Fudo
If that's the situation
that awaits me in there...
[13:15] Fudo
What will I do?
[13:17] Haru
What are you doing, Senpai?
[13:26] Haru
The meeting is about to start.
[13:28] Fudo
R-Right.
[13:30] Prof
Good morning, Fudo-kun, Haru-kun.
[13:33] Misaki
Hey there!
[13:34] Prof
Haru-kun would like to begin the
meeting with an announcement.
[13:40] Haru
Yes.
[13:41] Haru
It's about me and Fudo-senpai.
[13:43] Fudo
It's all...
[13:45] Haru
Our end-of-term tests
are starting this week,
[13:47] Haru
so we'll need to leave early.
[13:48] Fudo
...not over!
[13:50] Misaki
Tests? Boy, that takes me back!
[13:52] Daigo
Take care of yourselves.
[13:55] Fudo
Why?
[14:00] Fudo
Why did she do it?
[14:02] Fudo
Why...
[14:05] Fudo
Why indeed?
[14:09] Fudo
Why hasn't she said anything?!
[14:12] Desumi
What in the world is going on?
[14:16] Fudo
I don't know, either.
[14:18] Fudo
Haru-kun has been acting
normal for the past week,
[14:21] Fudo
both at work and at school.
[14:24] Desumi
What are you scheming, Pink Gelato?!
[14:27] Desumi
I'll bet she's watching us as we speak!
[14:30] Fudo
It's all right. That's why
we're keeping our distance.
[14:38] Desumi
Oh, it's just a civet.
[14:42] Desumi
This is torture! I'm at the end of my rope!
[14:45] Desumi
If she insists on forcing my hand...
[14:48] Desumi
I'll have to silence her forever!
[14:50] Fudo
H-Hang on!
[14:51] Fudo
Hold it, Desumi-san!
[14:53] Desumi
No need to worry. I won't fail.
[14:55] Fudo
T-That isn't what I mean!
[14:57] Fudo
I'm sure Haru-kun has her
own reasons for this.
[15:00] Fudo
Let's wait and watch a little while longer.
[15:10] Desumi
Fudo...
[15:12] Desumi
Would you mind buying me a drink?
[15:16] Desumi
I'd like a vanilla mocha, with nonfat milk,
extra whip, and almonds.
[15:21] Desumi
Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk...
[15:23] Fudo
Hang on a minute!
[15:24] Fudo
Let me write it down.
[15:25] Desumi
Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk,
extra whip, with almonds.
[15:30] Fudo
R-Right. On my way.
[15:33] Desumi
Thanks.
[15:39] Desumi
Shown yourself at last, have you?
[15:44] Desumi
There must be a reason why you're not
telling anybody about our relationship.
[15:50] Desumi
Would you mind telling me what it is?
[16:00] Haru
Fight me!
[16:03] Desumi
Uh?
[16:04] Haru
That's what I want!
[16:06] Haru
You'll accept my challenge,
won't you, Reaper Princess?!
[16:12] Haru
No...
[16:13] Haru
Second-year at Kokutei High School,
[16:15] Haru
Desumi Magahara!
[16:17] Desumi
H-How do you know about me?
[16:20] Haru
Here I come!
[16:20] Changer
Change, Gelato!
[16:40] Desumi
Her fighting technique has a long way to go.
[16:43] Desumi
That's right. She hasn't been
on the team very long.
[16:49] Desumi
Can we stop this now?
[16:53] Haru
Not yet...
[16:54] Haru
I'm not finished yet!
[16:57] Desumi
Why is she so desperate to...
[17:13] Desumi
I'm glad you're awake.
[17:17] Desumi
You should probably lay
still a while longer.
[17:21] Haru
I lost.
[17:23] Haru
You really are strong, Desumi-san.
[17:27] Desumi
Please tell me. What are you after?
[17:32] Haru
The reason I joined the team
[17:35] Haru
was because I was in love with Fudo-senpai.
[17:40] Haru
That's why I started to
suspect he had a girlfriend.
[17:45] Haru
But I never dreamed his girlfriend
would be an enemy commander.
[17:52] Desumi
I see.
[17:54] Desumi
It's no wonder she hates me.
[17:57] Haru
But she also happened to be someone I knew.
[18:03] Desumi
Huh?
[18:05] Haru
She was...
[18:13] Haru
on that night, when I was attacked by thugs...
[18:19] Haru
the one who saved me.
[18:27] (Flashback) Desumi
Become strong.
[18:32] Haru
The person who saved me,
and said those words to me.
[18:43] Desumi
That was you?!
[18:46] Haru
I never dreamed you'd turn out
to be the Reaper Princess, either.
[18:51] Haru
To be honest... I thought that if falling
in love really had made you weak,
[18:57] Haru
then maybe I could steal him from you.
[19:01] Haru
But...
[19:02] Haru
But you're as strong as you ever were.
[19:05] Desumi
W-Why?
[19:07] Desumi
You could have destroyed our
relationship without any of this!
[19:13] Haru
I saw Fudo-senpai smiling in
a way I've never seen before.
[19:23] Haru
So I just can't do it.
[19:26] Haru
I don't have the right to
steal happiness from the two of you.
[19:47] Haru
H-Hey...
[19:56] Haru
Why?
[20:00] Haru
Why are you crying, too?
[20:33] Fudo
I'm sorry, Desumi-san.
[20:35] Fudo
I couldn't find any of that vanilla almond
thing you were talking about.
[20:40] Fudo
Haru-kun?
[20:43] Fudo
What the...
[20:46] Desumi
Shh...
[20:51] Desumi
Pink Gelato came by.
[20:57] Desumi
She's sleeping now.
SIGN Pale
[20:58] Fudo
Did you silence her forever?!
[22:44] Haru
I'm rooting for you two, okay?
[22:56] Haru
But if you give me the chance,
I might just take him from you!
[23:04] Haru
So, you'd better get along!
[23:10] Desumi
I know. We will.
[23:16] Haru
See you!
[23:21] Civet
I am a civet.
[23:24] Civet
This is the preview.
[23:32] Civet
Next Time: "Just the Way You Are."
SIGN Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
[23:37] Desumi
Why a civet?!
E5 - Just the Way You Are
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SIGN Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
[01:37] Bosslar
My minions.
[01:40] Bosslar
Have you steeled yourselves?
[01:52] Bosslar
Then I shall now present the
Princess Series monthly reports!
[01:59] Bosslar
You have been evaluated on combat outcomes,
negative energy accumulation,
[02:02] Bosslar
drive, enthusiasm, et cetera.
[02:05] Bosslar
First on the overall leaderboard is...
[02:09] Bosslar
Bear's team once again in a landslide!
SIGN Reaper Princess
SIGN Beast Princess
[02:13] Bosslar
Their streak of breakaway leads over
the second-place finisher continues!
[02:18] Bosslar
Reaper Princess is also very
aggressive in suggesting plans,
[02:21] Bosslar
and she has a perfect
combat attendance record.
[02:24] Bosslar
Truly, she is a role model for evil!
[02:27] Bosslar
Beating Red half to death the other
day also earned her big points.
[02:32] Bosslar
You could all learn a thing or two from her!
[02:35] Steel
Reaper-san is very impressive.
[02:38] Beast
Grr...
[02:40] Combatant A
Could we have a word about
your first-place ranking?
[02:43] Desumi
I'm very pleased.
[02:45] Combatant A
And to celebrate your achievement,
you receive a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
[02:53] Beast
This ain't gonna stand!
[02:55] Beast
You think you can outshine me
every single damned time...
[02:57] Beast
Let's settle this, Reaper Princess! You and me!
[03:00] Desumi
Please calm down.
[03:01] Desumi
You can have this, if you want.
[03:03] Beast
I don't want the damned thing!
SIGN thonk
SIGN Cafeteria
[03:26] Gekko Cook
Here you are! One pasta set!
[03:29] Beast
Stupid Reaper.
[03:31] Beast
I'll show her soon enough.
[03:33] Beast
Next time, I'm gonna be number one!
[03:36] Steel
I suppose we'll see.
[03:38] Beast
Shut your hole, last-placer!
[03:40] Beast
And what's that crap you're eatin'?
[03:42] Steel
Pickled sea cucumber.
[03:43] Beast
What the hell is wrong with you?
[03:46] Desumi
Beast Princess...
[03:48] Desumi
She appears to have some
kind of grudge against me.
[03:50] Desumi
She hates losing, and suffers
from violent mood swings.
[03:54] Desumi
Steel Princess.
[03:55] Desumi
She seems to exist in her own little world.
[03:58] Desumi
She's uncompetitive,
and she's hard to get a handle on.
[04:01] Steel
Would you like a bite?
[04:03] Beast
Hell no!
[04:04] Desumi
They're a fun little duo.
[04:06] Steel
Would you hear me out, Beast-san?
[04:08] Steel
I have something on my mind.
[04:13] Steel
The truth is...
[04:14] Steel
I've fallen in love with someone.
[04:17] Beast
Like I give a damn.
[04:19] Beast
Don't come to me with crap like that.
[04:21] Desumi
You can tell me all about it!
[04:23] Beast
Butt out, Reaper!
[04:24] Desumi
You're in love? That's fabulous, Steel!
[04:28] Steel
Reaper-san, are you interested
in people's love lives?
[04:31] Beast
D-Didn't think you were the type...
[04:34] Desumi
So? What kind of person are they?
[04:37] Steel
Terribly wild, yet very understanding.
SIGN Mmm
[04:41] Beast
No one wants to see a Reaper
make that stupid, goofy expression!
[04:45] Steel
But this person is technically a co-worker.
[04:49] Beast
Hang on, you kiddin' me?
[04:50] Beast
Workplace romances are off-limits.
[04:53] Beast
Give it up already.
[04:56] Steel
I know that my feelings are wrong.
[04:59] Steel
Yet... I cannot stop myself.
[05:02] Beast
Followin' the rules comes first.
[05:04] Beast
Tell her, Reaper.
[05:06] Desumi
I understand.
[05:08] Desumi
I completely understand how you feel, Steel!
SIGN squee
SIGN squee
[05:11] Beast
Hey!
[05:12] Desumi
Who cares if it's against the rules?
[05:13] Desumi
I'll do everything I can to support you!
[05:15] Beast
What's got you so enthusiastic?
[05:18] Steel
Thank you, Reaper-san!
[05:19] Beast
I said you can't do it!
[05:21] Desumi
Okay, Steel. What do you want to do next?
[05:24] Beast
It's like they don't even hear me!
[05:28] Steel
I'd like to tell this person how I feel.
[05:32] Desumi
Yeah, that sounds right!
[05:34] Desumi
You can't get anywhere until they know!
[05:39] Desumi
What's wrong?
[05:46] Desumi
I'm absent-minded, plain, and a poor worker.
[05:52] Desumi
I possess no qualities considered
appealing in a woman.
[05:57] Desumi
There's no way this person
would ever return my feelings.
[06:10] Desumi
Don't think that way, Steel.
[06:12] Desumi
I know you can make that confession!
[06:15] Steel
But how?
[06:17] Desumi
With femininity!
[06:19] Desumi
We'll help your develop your femininity,
[06:20] Desumi
and give you the courage to
tell this person how you feel!
[06:23] Beast
Soldiers in an evil army
don't need femininity!
[06:27] Steel
Do you think I can do it?
[06:29] Desumi
Of course you can!
[06:30] Desumi
Don't worry. I'll help you!
[06:33] Steel
Reaper-san...
[06:36] Steel
I will try!
SIGN Cafeteria
[06:38] Desumi
That's the spirit!
[06:40] Desumi
Let's do our best, all three of us!
[06:41] Beast
Since when am I a part of this?!
[06:53] Beast
Hey...
[06:56] Beast
Hey.
[06:59] Beast
Hey!
[07:00] Reaper
Pilates are great for your mental
and physical well-being.
[07:03] Reaper
You have to concentrate, Beast!
[07:05] Beast
I told you, I ain't part of this!
[07:07] Desumi
How are you feeling, Steel?
[07:10] Desumi
Okay, next up!
SIGN Terror
[07:19] Desumi
Next up...
SIGN The Beautiful Manners of Maturity
SIGN Femininity
[07:31] Desumi
Next up.
[07:40] Desumi
Next up!
[07:47] Desumi
This exercise will develop your
core muscles, giving you a great figure!
[07:53] Desumi
H-Hey, are you okay?
[07:55] Steel
I've had enough.
[07:57] Steel
These exercises have only served
to confirm how worthless I am.
[08:03] Steel
I will give up on love.
[08:08] Steel
Thank you for trying your best for me.
[08:13] Beast
Hey, now.
[08:14] Beast
I think you made her feel
even worse about herself.
[08:17] Desumi
Steel...
[08:21] Culverin
I'll get you this time!
[08:24] Culverin
Charge!
[08:38] Fudo
I see.
[08:39] Fudo
Sounds like you've been working really
hard to help your friend, Desumi-san.
[08:43] Desumi
Steel is just like I was.
[08:46] Desumi
No confidence in herself at all.
[08:49] Desumi
But I ended up getting ahead
of myself and hurting her instead.
[08:53] Desumi
I guess telling someone how you feel and
getting them to date you isn't that easy.
[09:01] Desumi
Hey, Fudo...
[09:02] Desumi
What do you expect out of
your significant other?
[09:05] Fudo
Nothing in particular.
[09:06] Desumi
Nothing?
[09:07] Fudo
As long as you're by my side,
that's good enough for me.
[09:12] Desumi
S-Stupid!
[09:14] Desumi
There has to be something!
[09:15] Desumi
Don't you want me to be
a good cook or anything?
[09:17] Fudo
There isn't.
[09:19] Fudo
I like you just the way you are.
[09:25] Desumi
H-Honestly... you're hopeless, Fudo.
[09:31] Desumi
Thank you, Fudo.
[09:33] Desumi
I'm a very lucky girl.
[09:35] Fudo
I just hope I helped.
[09:38] Desumi
Yeah. You really did, Fudo.
[09:45] Desumi
I forgot about something very important.
SIGN Steel Princess
Dressing Room
[09:50] Desumi
We're coming in, Steel.
SIGN Iron Labyrinth
[10:09] Beast
She's been holed up like this a whole day now.
[10:13] Beast
When she gets like this,
she refuses to budge,
[10:16] Beast
and it gets dangerous to approach.
[10:20] Beast
Stupid! Don't provoke her!
[10:21] Beast
Her shell's system
counterattacks automaticall!
[10:26] Desumi
Listen to me, Steel!
[10:28] Desumi
I was wrong.
[10:30] Desumi
You never had to change!
[10:33] Desumi
It's okay to have things you're not good at!
[10:35] Desumi
You should be just the way you are!
[10:37] Desumi
Be the Steel that we know!
[11:04] Desumi
So, please, Steel...
[11:11] Desumi
Don't give up on love.
[11:15] Steel
Just the way I am?
[11:19] Desumi
You didn't really give up, did you?
[11:26] Steel
I didn't.
[11:28] Desumi
You didn't really want to
deny your feelings of love.
[11:34] Steel
I didn't, Reaper-san.
[11:36] Beast
Sheesh, what a pain in the ass.
[11:39] Steel
Thank you, you two.
[11:42] Steel
You've given me the courage I need.
[11:45] Steel
I know that I'm incompetent,
[11:48] Steel
and completely lacking in appeal...
[11:49] Steel
But that's just
[11:54] Steel
the way I am!
[11:57] Steel
I'm going to tell that person how I feel!
SIGN Eensy-weensy
[12:04] vo
Eensy-weensy!
[12:06] Beast
I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
[12:09] Beast
I hope that person blows you off!
[12:12] Beast
Hang on... he's the one she's confessing to?!
[12:15] Beast
And they're allowed to date?!
[12:18] Beast
This is totally against the rules.
[12:20] Beast
Every one of you, I swear...
[12:24] Desumi
I'm so happy for you, Steel!
[12:31] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
[12:42] Catapult
I'm grateful for this food.
[12:56] Culverin
It's on me.
[12:57] Culverin
Eat up.
[12:59] Catapult
You mean it?
[13:00] Catapult
That super-duper nice! Thanks tons, man!
[13:04] Culverin
In exchange, I have a favor to ask you.
[13:08] Catapult
Yeah, yeah.
[13:09] Catapult
I figured.
[13:10] Catapult
Sure thing, gotcha.
[13:13] Culverin
Allow me to borrow Steel Princess.
[13:16] Catapult
Steel Princess?
[13:26] Catapult
Sure thing!
[13:27] Culverin
Y-You mean it?
[13:28] Catapult
Totally, dude.
[13:29] Catapult
But she's pretty frickin' stupid. You sure?
[13:32] Culverin
Don't you say that about her!
[13:34] Catapult
Hang on, hang on!
[13:35] Catapult
You're scary when you blow up like that!
[13:45] Culverin
Take this, Gelato 5!
[13:47] Steel
Waves of Love Attack!
[13:56] Yellow
Hang on! What's Steel Princess doing here?
[14:00] Blue
I thought she was on a different squad!
[14:02] Green
What's going on here?
[14:03] Culverin
The power of love!
[14:04] Blue
We don't have a choice.
I've got to call Red back!
[14:10] Pink
Red-san isn't here!
[14:12] Blue
B-But... I was sure he came this way...
[14:15] Pink
He didn't!
[14:17] Pink
But if you insist on coming this way...
[14:19] Pink
You'll have to beat me first!
[14:22] Blue
Quoi?!
[14:25] Blue
This is like a bad dream.
[14:34] Haru
Praise me! Praise me! Praise me!
SIGN Praise me
SIGN Praise me
SIGN Praise me
[14:37] Fudo
T-Thanks.
[14:38] Desumi
We appreciate it, Haru.
[14:46] Desumi
Oh, I know, Fudo.
[14:49] Desumi
Are you hungry?
[14:55] Fudo
You made us lunch, Desumi-san!
[14:57] Fudo
Mother!
[14:59] Fudo
Thank you for bringing me into this
world in the same era as Desumi-san!
SIGN Shove
[15:02] Desumi
It's really not that big a deal!
[15:04] Fudo
Let's eat—
[15:05] Desumi
Wait, Fudo!
[15:07] Fudo
What?
[15:08] Desumi
According to the specialist
texts I consulted,
[15:11] Desumi
when couples eat together,
[15:14] Desumi
they're supposed to... feed each other.
SIGN F
E
E
D
!!!
[15:18] Fudo
Feed each other!
[15:20] Fudo
Oh, I've heard of this!
[15:23] Fudo
At last, I'll get to see it done!
[15:25] Fudo
God above, thank you for creating this world!
SIGN Shove
[15:28] Desumi
C'mon, cut it out!
[15:31] Desumi
I feel like we're at about
the stage to try it.
[15:34] Fudo
Agreed. Let's advance to that next step.
[15:46] Desumi
H-Here it comes, Fudo!
[15:48] Fudo
Bring it on, Desumi-san!
[15:52] Desumi
O-Open wide!
[15:57] Fudo
O-Opening wide...
[16:12] Fudo
What is... happening?
[16:15] Desumi
What is it, Fudo?
[16:17] Fudo
My stomach hurts... like it's
never hurt before!
[16:22] Desumi
What did you say?!
SIGN Heave
SIGN Heave
[16:26] Desumi
Oh, come on!
SIGN Heave
[16:28] Desumi
This is no time for that!
SIGN Heave
[16:29] Fudo
These could be my last breaths...
[16:34] Fudo
Quickly!
[16:34] Desumi
I don't want to feed you this way!
[16:40] Fudo
And so... I die.
[16:44] Desumi
F-Fudo!
[16:46] Desumi
Haru! Emergency!
SIGN 3
Days
Later
SIGN Machino Hospital
SIGN Dear Red Gelato,
We wish you a swift recovery.
If you are to die,
we hope it will be at our hands.
Gekko's Great Leader
Supreme Leader Bosslar
[16:57] Prof
His doctor said he can go home tomorrow.
[17:01] Haru
That's such a relief, Senpai!
[17:04] Misaki
But I guess appendicitis can take
out even the toughest among us.
[17:09] Fudo
I'm so sorry for all the trouble.
[17:10] Prof
Now, none of that.
[17:12] Prof
Just rest for now.
[17:13] Misaki
I peeled you an apple.
[17:15] Misaki
Want some?
[17:16] Fudo
Thanks, Misaki-neesan.
[17:18] Misaki
Open wide!
[17:20] Fudo
Opening wide...
[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi
O-Open wide!
[17:28] Fudo
No! Desumi-san must be
the first woman to feed me!
[17:33] Misaki
The heck are you doing, Fudo?
[17:35] Misaki
Open your mouth already!
[17:37] Misaki
Stop playing around and eat it already!
SIGN Chomp
[17:44] Misaki
You're both acting crazy!
[17:48] Fudo
Haru-kun!
[17:50] Prof
Goodbye for now. Take care, Fudo-kun.
[17:52] Fudo
Yes, sir. I will.
[17:54] Misaki
See you!
SIGN Inpatient Building
Examination Room
[18:05] Desumi
Now, Fudo, open wide!
[18:09] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[18:12] Fudo
Opening wide!
[18:15] Fudo's mother
I brought apples!
[18:16] Fudo
That was close!
[18:17] Fudo's mother
Eh? What was close?
[18:19] Fudo
Oh... nothing, Mom.
[18:21] Fudo's mother
I brought you a change of clothes.
[18:23] Fudo
Oh, thank you.
[18:24] Fudo's mother
I'll leave the apples here,
so you can eat them later.
[18:27] Fudo's mother
Well, I have volleyball
with my women's group!
[18:30] Fudo
Sure.
[18:34] Fudo
This must be some kind of karmic retribution.
[18:40] Fudo
All right.
[18:41] Desumi
Don't do anything stupid, Fudo.
[18:45] Desumi
You'll pop your stitches.
[18:47] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[18:49] Desumi
I heard they're letting you out tomorrow,
[18:51] Desumi
but I wanted to see you while you
were in this unusual situation...
SIGN squee
[18:56] Fudo
Oh so cute...
SIGN Oh so cute...
[18:58] Desumi
You seem to be feeling a lot better now.
[19:00] Desumi
The color's back in your face, too.
[19:02] Fudo
I'd never die until I let you feed me!
SIGN Shove
SIGN Shove
[19:07] Desumi
Don't talk big, Mr. Appendicitis!
[19:09] Fudo
You're hitting my stitches!
[19:12] Desumi
Honestly, you're just so silly.
[19:31] Desumi
Here, Fudo...
[19:33] Desumi
To celebrate your recovery.
[19:42] Desumi
Open wide!
[19:44] Fudo
Opening wide...
[20:01] Desumi
H-H-How did you like it?
[20:03] Fudo
No food since the dawn of civilization
has ever been so delicious!
[20:13] Desumi
Fudo...
[20:15] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[20:18] Fudo's mother
I just remembered, Fudo!
[20:20] Fudo's mother
Your father's coming to pick you
up in his mini truck tomorrow!
[20:23] Fudo
The mood!
[20:23] Fudo's mother
Oh, is this a friend of yours?
[20:25] Fudo's mother
Can you play volleyball?
[20:26] Fudo's mother
We need more players to fill the team!
[20:28] Fudo's mother
Come, come, come, come!
[20:29] Fudo
The mood!
[22:13] Fudo's mother
Desumi-san!
SIGN Sudden Death Seniors
[22:27] Fudo's mother
You were such a big help today, Desumi-chan.
[22:30] Desumi
It was my pleasure!
[22:31] Desumi
Call me any time you need me.
[22:33] Fudo's mother
You know I will.
[22:35] Fudo's mother
But I'm sorry for what I did earlier.
[22:38] Fudo's mother
I know you were in the middle of feeding him.
[22:43] Desumi
A-Actually, I was...
[22:45] Fudo's mother
No need to be shy.
SIGN Pat
SIGN Pat
[22:46] Fudo's mother
I did the same thing with
my man back in the day!
[22:49] Fudo's mother
Despite what you might think, I used
to be a real looker back in the day.
[22:52] Fudo's mother
Want to see?
[23:00] Desumi
S-So cute!
[23:04] Fudo's mother
Yes, yes!
[23:06] Fudo's mother
I really was, wasn't I?
[23:12] Fudo's mother
Desumi-chan, take care of my Fudo.
[23:16] Desumi
I will!
[23:20] Bosslar
Secret Society Gekko has a combatant
cafeteria and dormitory facilities.
[23:24] Bosslar
A mentorship system helps
to guide the inexperienced.
[23:28] Bosslar
We treasure individuality in our work force
[23:30] Bosslar
as we work together to
achieve world domination!
SIGN Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
[23:33] Bosslar
Next time: "As Long as We're at the Beach..."
SIGN Secret Society Gekko
[23:36] Bosslar
We'll be waiting for your resumes!
E6 - As Long as We're at the Beach...
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[00:22] Desumi
Gosh, it's hot!
[00:24] Fudo
Yeah, summer's in full swing.
[00:27] Fudo
By the way, Desumi-san.
[00:28] Fudo
There's a lot to do in the summer, isn't there?
[00:31] Fudo
Is there anything you'd
like to do as a couple?
[00:34] Desumi
What a great idea, Fudo!
[00:36] Desumi
Let's see... what would be best?
[00:40] Desumi
Barbecues, fireworks displays...
[00:42] Desumi
Let's see...
[00:44] Desumi
A trip to the mountains would be nice,
[00:46] Desumi
but I think it has to be the beach!
[00:47] Fudo
The beach?!
[00:52] Desumi
Fudo?
[00:54] Fudo
Swimsuits?!
[00:56] Desumi
Hey! Fudo?
SIGN Opening Theme
"Koi wa Explosion (feat. Culverin Bear )"
Vocals: Masayoshi Oishi
Lyrics • Music • Mixing: Masayoshi Oishi
SIGN Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
SIGN Tense
[02:38] Beast
Aha!
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
[02:39] Beast
Truly becoming of my rival, Reaper Princess!
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
[02:42] Beast
She exudes a forbidding aura,
even during lunchtime!
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
SIGN Tense
[02:48] Beast
What could be the poor recipient
of the fire in her gaze?
SIGN Green Tea Pudding
SIGN Tiramisu
SIGN Pasta Set
Dessert Options
SIGN Hmmm...
SIGN Green Tea Pudding
SIGN Tiramisu
[02:53] Beast
You let me down, big-time!
[02:55] Beast
Don't you know you've got
an image to maintain?
[02:57] Beast
You were the one person around here
with a ferocity I could respect.
[03:03] Beast
Now look at you, eating pasta with
that goofy look on your face!
[03:06] Beast
Why'd you want to join
Gekko in the first place?
[03:09] Desumi
I didn't. My family applied for me.
[03:11] Beast
What are you, an idol?!
[03:14] Beast
But that entrance exam ain't easy.
How the hell'd you pass, then?
[03:20] Desumi
I just did my best,
[03:23] Desumi
and they put me in a leadership role.
[03:26] Beast
She never meant to apply? Is that
why she doesn't take it seriously?
[03:32] Desumi
Hey, Beast!
[03:33] Desumi
Don't you think a beach would be
a great place for our next attack?
[03:36] Beast
Huh?!
[03:40] Gekko Announcer
All squad leaders and Princess Series members,
report to the conference room at once.
[03:44] Gekko Announcer
I repeat.
[03:44] Beast
They don't usually call
us in at this time of day.
[03:45] Gekko Announcer
All squad leaders and Princess Series members,
report to the conference room at once.
[03:55] Beast
Hey!
[03:56] Beast
Drop the pasta and get moving!
[04:02] Beast
Beast Princess and Reaper Princess,
now in attendance!
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[04:10] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[04:11] Narrator
Secret Society Gekko is an
uncompromising hierarchy!
SIGN Supreme Leader Bosslar
SIGN Monsters (Leaders)
SIGN Bear Monster
SIGN Snake Monster
SIGN Wolf Monster
SIGN Eagle Monster
SIGN Lion Monster
SIGN Rabbit Monster
SIGN Princess Series (Sub-Leaders)
SIGN Reaper
SIGN Steel
SIGN Blood
SIGN Heat
SIGN Beast
SIGN Judgment
SIGN Moonlight Soldiers
[04:17] Narrator
Its six squadrons are led by
their six strongest monsters,
[04:21] Narrator
with the Princess Series serving
below them as sub-leaders!
[04:26] Bosslar
Allow me to reveal the reason
I have called you all here today.
[04:30] Bosslar
I have decided to create a new monster
and establish a new squadron!
[04:38] Bosslar
Reaper Princess, step forward!
[04:44] Bosslar
Congratulations!
[04:47] Bosslar
Reaper Princess, Desumi Magahara!
[04:52] Bosslar
I am promoting you
[04:53] Bosslar
from Princess Series to monster!
[04:58] Bosslar
You'll undergo enhancement surgery,
[05:00] Bosslar
be fused with an animal,
[05:01] Bosslar
and acquire greater power than ever before!
[05:04] Desumi
You... You want to make me a monster?
[05:06] Beast
Damn it! They passed me over for her?!
[05:08] Desumi
H-Hang on a min—
[05:10] Culverin
You're moving up in the world at last!
[05:12] Culverin
I always knew you had it in you!
[05:15] Catapult
Welcome to the monster world!
[05:18] Matchlock
These bodies are awesome, girl!
[05:22] Beast
It's frustrating, but I'm gonna catch up soon!
[05:24] Beast
Just wait and see!
[05:26] Drone
Congratulations, Reaper-chan!
[05:28] Drone
You'll be just like us!
[05:31] Desumi
Drone Rabbit-senpai?
[05:33] Desumi
She's so pretty...
[05:34] Desumi
If I could become a cute monster
like her, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
[05:38] Bosslar
Reaper Princess!
[05:41] Sign
Fusion Concept Diagram
[05:41] Bosslar
I intend to fuse you with a mountain gorilla!
[05:46] Bosslar
A fusion between the two ultimate primates!
[05:49] Bosslar
A true miracle of chemistry!
[05:52] Desumi
Wait a minute!
[05:53] Bosslar
The enhancement surgery
will take place tomorrow!
[05:56] Desumi
W-Wait...
[05:56] Bosslar
That is all!
[05:57] Bosslar
Dismissed!
[06:04] Desumi
If I become a monster,
[06:05] Desumi
it'll mean big changes to life as I know it.
[06:09] Desumi
No beach date, either, probably.
[06:14] Desumi
But I can't exactly say no...
SIGN Lifetime Soldier
[06:21] Desumi's Father
Hey, Desumi!
[06:23] Desumi's Father
How ya doin'?
[06:24] Desumi
Dad...
[06:26] Desumi's father
Got a message from Bosslar-sama.
[06:29] Desumi's father
He's promotin' you, he said!
[06:31] Desumi's father
That's my perfect little girl!
[06:34] Desumi's little brother
One, two...
[06:36] Desumi's family
Congratulations, Sis!
[06:38] Desumi's father
Never thought we'd have a monster in our
very own family... It's a dream come true!
[06:43] Desumi's mother
Now, dear, don't cry...
[06:45] Desumi's father
I was a combatant all through to retirement,
[06:48] Desumi's father
so it's makin' me so happy...
[06:49] Desumi's mother
Give it your best, Desumi!
[06:52] Desumi
Mom...
[06:53] Desumi
The truth is... I'm not sure I want...
[06:56] Desumi's mother
And after seeing' how hard you been workin',
[06:58] Desumi's mother
your sister's finally started
comin' out of her shell.
[07:02] Desumi's mother
Go on, dear.
[07:02] Desumi's mother
Talk to your big sister.
[07:05] Urami
Big Sis.
[07:07] Desumi
Urami...
[07:08] Urami
I'm gonna join Gekko when I graduate.
[07:11] Urami
You better keep fightin',
even after you're a monster.
[07:14] Urami
You're my idol, Big Sis.
[07:20] Desumi
I hear ya, Urami.
[07:21] Desumi
No worries.
[07:23] Desumi's mother
See ya, Desumi!
[07:25] Desumi's mother
Take care of yourself!
[07:27] Siblings
See ya! Keep fightin', Big Sis!
[07:36] Desumi
My Gekko teammates and my family
are all so happy for me...
[07:41] Desumi
They'll all be really upset if I
turn the promotion down, right?
[07:50] Desumi
I wonder what Fudo would say.
[07:55] Desumi
H-Hey!
SIGN Fudo
[07:58] Desumi
F-Fudo?!
[08:00] Desumi
Wh-Whaddya want?!
[08:02] Fudo
That adorable Hakata dialect!
[08:04] Fudo
I was just thinking about you,
and I realized I wanted to hear your voice.
[08:09] Fudo
Is something up?
[08:12] Fudo
Your greeting was a little
bit different than usual.
[08:13] Fudo
Your greeting was a little
bit different than usual.
[08:18] Fudo
Nah, I'm sure I heard wrong.
[08:20] Fudo
Don't worry about it.
[08:24] Fudo
Give me one hour!
SIGN I'm here, Desumi-san
[08:44] Desumi
Fudo?
[08:56] Fudo
I see.
[08:57] Fudo
They want to make you a monster.
[08:59] Desumi
Yeah, and combine me with a gorilla.
[09:02] Fudo
You'd be the world's cutest gorilla!
[09:04] Desumi
This is serious for me, okay?!
[09:10] Desumi
Hey, Fudo.
[09:12] Desumi
What do you think I should do?
[09:14] Fudo
It doesn't matter what I think.
[09:16] Fudo
What do you want to do?
[09:19] Desumi
What I want to do...
[09:24] Desumi
Now that I think about it, this whole time,
[09:26] Desumi
I never even thought about it.
SIGN Gekko Interview Site
[09:32] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[09:34] Fudo
Your kindness toward everyone around you
is one of the things I love best about you.
[09:39] Fudo
But you should turn a little bit of that
kindness toward yourself every now and then.
[09:46] Fudo
Now, what do you want to do?
[09:51] Desumi
That's right.
[09:54] Desumi
It is okay for me to choose, isn't it?
[09:58] Desumi
If I become a gorilla,
[10:01] Desumi
it's going to be harder to do my manicures,
my cooking, my handicrafts...
[10:06] Desumi
It would make it harder
to see you, too, Fudo.
[10:09] Desumi
I want to go back to the
amusement park with you.
[10:11] Desumi
I want to have our afterschool date.
[10:13] Desumi
And I wouldn't feel comfortable going
to the beach in any body but this one.
[10:17] Desumi
I don't want to give up on any of that.
[10:21] Desumi
Fudo...
[10:23] Desumi
Meeting you has made me want
to do so many new things.
[10:28] Desumi
If I was still the person I was before you,
[10:30] Desumi
I probably would have gone along with
what everyone else wanted for me.
[10:34] Desumi
But...
[10:37] Desumi
I'm sorry, everyone.
[10:39] Desumi
I can't become a gorilla yet!
[10:42] Desumi
I want to be able to keep
leaning on Fudo like this.
[10:51] Bosslar
Wh-What?!
[10:54] Bosslar
What do you mean, you don't
want to become a monster?!
[10:57] Desumi
That's my decision.
[10:59] Desumi
I have no regrets.
[11:00] Beast
Are you freakin' nuts, Reaper?!
[11:02] Culverin
This is your chance to acquire true power!
[11:05] Bosslar
You reject your great leader's generous offer?!
[11:09] Desumi
Yes.
[11:19] Bosslar
Magnificent!
[11:21] Bosslar
You are truly a wonder, Reaper Princess!
[11:23] Desumi
Huh?
[11:24] Bosslar
Your style is to fight only with
your naturally-given gifts!
[11:28] Bosslar
Truly, you have the heart of a martial artist!
[11:31] Bosslar
You believe accepting the power of an animal
would be admitting your own weakness!
SIGN Burned
[11:38] Bosslar
All right! A round of applause
for Reaper Princess!
[11:41] Bosslar
You all could learn a thing or two from her!
SIGN I told them I didn't want to become a monster!!
SIGN Fudo
SIGN Thanks, Fudo
SIGN You followed your heart
and turned them down!
SIGN You're amazing, Desumi-san!
[11:54] Combatant A
Hey, it's Reaper Princess!
[11:57] Combatant B
She must have gotten her enhancement surgery!
[11:59] Combatant A
So that's what she looks like after
being combined with the gorilla?
[12:03] Combatant B
Yeah! She's more intimidating than ever!
[12:08] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
[12:22] Desumi
Wow, the weather is great!
[12:26] Desumi
I'm all ready! Let's go!
[12:29] Culverin
One moment, Reaper Princess.
SIGN Ack
[12:32] Culverin
What are you doing with that beach stuff?
[12:34] Culverin
Just because we're at the beach
doesn't mean it's a vacation.
[12:38] Culverin
Honestly.
[12:39] Culverin
Now, are you sure about
that tip you received?
[12:42] Desumi
Yes, sir!
[12:43] Desumi
Absolutely certain!
[12:45] (Flashback) Desumi
You mean it, Fudo?
[12:47] (Flashback) Fudo
Yeah.
[12:47] ---
[12:48] (Flashback) Fudo
This Saturday, we'll be doing a test drive
of King Gelato Robo at Shonan Beach.
[12:48] ---
[12:50] ---
[12:53] ---
[12:54] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[12:56] Narrator
King Gelato Robo is a 12-piece combining
robot designed to fight giant monsters!
[13:03] (Flashback) Desumi
The beach...
[13:05] (Flashback) Desumi
Does that mean...
[13:06] (Flashback) Fudo
Yes!
[13:07] (Flashback) Fudo
It's our chance for a beach date at last!
[13:11] (Flashback) Desumi
That's great, Fudo!
SIGN Sparkle
[13:12] (Flashback) Desumi
I can't wait for Saturday!
[13:20] (Flashback) Desumi
Hello? Is this Bear-sama?
[13:22] (Flashback) Desumi
I've just gotten a secret
tip about the heroes' activities.
SIGN Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
Reaper Princess
(Swimsuit Provided)
[13:25] Desumi
But it appears the heroes
have not yet arrived.
[13:30] Culverin
Then you should make careful
preparations for their arrival.
[13:33] Culverin
Our mission is to investigate
and demolish the heroes' robot.
SIGN Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
Culverin Bear & Steel Princess
(Swimsuits Provided)
[13:38] Culverin
It's important to act
carefully and discreetly.
[13:41] Steel
This is a combined mission
between our three squadrons.
[13:44] Steel
Let's all work together,
Reaper-san, Beast-sa—
[13:50] Steel
Oh? Why are you hiding behind those rocks?
[13:53] Beast
I a-ain't hidin'!
[13:56] Beast
I just...
[13:58] Beast
Well...
SIGN Majima
[14:00] Beast
Don't my outfit seem a little
different from what you guys got?
SIGN Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
Beast Princess
(Swimsuit Provided)
[14:03] Steel
Certainly not.
[14:04] Steel
It looks wonderful on you.
[14:05] Desumi
Yes!
[14:06] Beast
Y-You think?
[14:10] Beast
Hey, Steel.
[14:12] Beast
Don't stand next to me.
[14:13] Beast
Buzz off!
[14:14] Steel
But why? We should work together!
[14:16] Beast
Just get lost, damn it!
[14:40] Culverin
Retreat! Retreat!
[14:45] Professor
Oh, sorry!
[14:46] Professor
I accidentally fired the missiles!
[14:49] Fudo
They didn't hit anybody.
[14:51] Fudo
I don't... think.
[14:53] Fudo
Probably.
[14:55] Beast
They anticipated our sabotage mission.
[14:58] Beast
A submarine...
[15:00] Beast
Is that a part of their giant robot?
[15:04] Misaki
It's so much nicer out here than in there!
[15:10] Haru
Misaki-san, no beer!
[15:11] Misaki
Oh, chill out.
[15:13] Misaki
As long as we're at the beach...
[15:14] Haru
No way!
[15:15] Haru
We're not here to have fun!
[15:17] Professor
Now, now.
[15:18] Professor
None of that, Misaki-kun.
[15:21] Professor
That one's still warm.
SIGN Ta-dah
[15:24] Professor
You'll want to drink these.
[15:26] Haru
Professor...
[15:27] Professor
Now, now, Haru-kun.
[15:29] Professor
I know we're doing a test drive,
[15:30] Professor
but it's just for Gelato Submarine.
[15:33] Professor
And this one just forms the robot's calf,
[15:37] Professor
so it's not exactly essential.
[15:39] Haru
Then why did you make it?!
[15:41] Beast
Red's coming here!
[15:50] Beast
What's the plan, Reaper?
[15:52] Beast
You think we can handle
the mission on our own?
[15:54] Beast
H-Hey!
[15:57] Desumi
Found you, Fudo!
[16:00] Fudo
Oh, Desumi-sa—
[16:11] Desumi
Wh-What's wrong, Fudo?
[16:12] Desumi
Hey!
[16:15] Fudo
I was so taken aback by your
loveliness that I forgot to breathe!
[16:18] Desumi
Cut it out! You scared me!
[16:22] Desumi
Don't stare at me like that!
[16:25] Desumi
I didn't choose the outfit myself,
but it's a little embarrassing...
SIGN Oh so precious
[16:28] Fudo
Oh so precious!
[16:36] Fudo
Now, let's have the beach date of our dreams!
[16:41] Desumi
That reminds me...
There was something I wanted to try.
[16:45] Fudo
Okay! Let's do it!
[16:47] Beast
She intends to execute the
plan completely on her own.
[16:50] Beast
Reaper Princess is truly impressive.
[16:52] Beast
Meanwhile, I always get
stuck evaluating risk...
[16:57] Beast
That's the difference between us.
[17:00] Beast
But... that ends today!
[17:03] Beast
I, Beast Princess, A.K.A. Kiki Majima,
[17:06] Beast
will finally gain some respect—
[17:18] Beast
She's torturing him!
SIGN She's torturing him!!!
[17:20] Desumi
Well?
[17:21] Desumi
Can't move now, can you?
[17:23] Fudo
I can't!
[17:24] Beast
Reaper Princess... She truly is merciless!
[17:27] Desumi
And there's one other thing
I really wanted to do!
[17:29] Beast
Sh-She's not finished yet?!
[17:33] Desumi
All ready?
SIGN Menace
[17:43] Beast
She's gonna smash his head open!
SIGN She's gonna smash his head open!!
SIGN She smashed it!!
[17:48] Beast
She smashed it!
[17:53] Hayato
Hey, cutie!
[17:56] Beast
Hang on!
[17:57] Hayato
Truly, is this not destiny?
[17:59] Beast
H-Hang on.
[18:00] Beast
I know you...
[18:02] Beast
You're Blue Gelato!
[18:04] Hayato
Wow! You know me?
[18:06] Hayato
That's fantastic!
[18:08] Hayato
Come enjoy your summer with a celebrity!
[18:11] Beast
You're every bit the pig I'd heard...
[18:14] Beast
Hands off!
[18:17] Beast
Where's Reaper?
[18:19] ---
[18:20] ---
[18:21] ---
[18:21] Beast
She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
SIGN She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
[18:25] Hayato
Hey.
[18:25] Hayato
Just admit you want a piece of this.
[18:29] Hayato
Come back, my sweet honey!
[18:30] ---
[18:31] ---
[18:39] Misaki
I gotta say...
[18:41] Misaki
Desumi-chan, you said you were
Fudo's friend or something...
[18:45] Misaki
But it looks to me like you're dating.
SIGN grin
SIGN grin
[18:49] Desumi
A-Are not!
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
[18:52] Misaki
So dang cute!
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
SIGN shake
[18:56] Daigo
I made chilled noodles.
[18:58] Misaki
That's our boy!
[19:00] Haru
Let's eat!
[19:02] Daigo
Join us.
[19:03] Desumi
Oh, thanks.
[19:14] Misaki
Wow!
[19:15] Haru
Fireworks!
[19:19] Professor
Surprise!
[19:38] Haru
They're so pretty!
[19:39] Misaki
Well done, Professor!
[19:43] Professor
So much smoke!
[19:47] Misaki
So you're the one I have to thank?
[19:50] Desumi
Thank?
[19:51] Misaki
Fudo's become a better man than before.
[19:57] Misaki
And he's sharing more sides of himself.
[20:00] Misaki
I think that's because of you, Desumi-chan.
[20:08] Fudo
Are you watching, Desumi-san?
[20:10] Fudo
Isn't it beautiful?
[20:11] Desumi
Yes, it is, Fudo!
SIGN Handheld
200 Sparklers
[20:18] Haru
Look what we bought!
[20:19] Haru
Let's all do them together!
[20:21] Fudo
Okay!
[20:22] Misaki
Sounds great!
[20:29] Desumi
Fudo...
[20:30] Desumi
You really are an amazing man...
[20:34] Desumi
Since I first started going out with you,
[20:37] Desumi
it's been nothing but
wonderful things every day!
[20:43] Professor
I hope the young people
are enjoying themselves.
[20:47] Professor
Now, time to fire the final show-stopper.
SIGN clunk
[20:56] Beast
Finally lost him...
[20:58] Beast
Talk about persistent!
[20:59] Reaper
Hey, Beast!
[21:02] Beast
Reaper?
[21:04] Beast
After all she did to Red,
it's like nothing happened.
[21:07] Beast
But of course,
[21:09] Beast
not even she could destroy the whole robot—
[21:14] Beast
She freaking did it!
SIGN She freaking did it!
[21:16] Desumi
That last firework was a really big one!
[21:19] Beast
She really knows no bounds!
[21:24] Desumi
What a wonderful day it's been!
[23:15] Daigo
She's...
[23:29] All
It looks delicious!
[23:31] Beast
Liar!
SIGN Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
[23:33] Beast
Episode 7 is gonna be
"Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made."
[23:37] Beast
So watch it, okay?
[23:41] ---
[23:43] ---
[23:45] ---
[23:47] ---
[23:49] ---
[23:51] ---
[23:53] ---
E7 - Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
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[00:15] Haru
Misaki-san! All done for the day?
[00:18] Misaki
Yeah, I'm checking out.
[00:19] Misaki
What?
[00:20] Misaki
Daigo, you're still here?
[00:22] Daigo
Yeah, Fudo is working the late shift.
[00:24] Daigo
I decided to make him some rations.
[00:27] Misaki
Truly impressive as ever!
[00:30] Haru
All that on top of scouting
out new heroes for the team.
[00:33] Haru
You must be very busy!
[00:36] Daigo
It's not a problem.
[00:38] Misaki
Well, Daigo?
[00:40] Misaki
Feel like scouting me
as a companion for life?
[00:43] Daigo
Indifference...
SIGN Indifference
[00:45] Misaki
At least don't ignore me!
[00:47] Misaki
You're making me cry!
[00:48] Daigo
Workplace relationships are off-limits.
[00:51] Misaki
As if I don't know that! You goody-goody!
[00:54] Haru
Daigo-san is completely unflappable.
[00:56] Haru
He's calm by nature,
and levelheaded in combat.
[01:01] Haru
He never loses his cool... unlike me.
[01:05] Misaki
Yeah. Psychologically speaking,
Daigo is our organization's rock.
[01:14] Daigo
I brought dinner.
[01:16] Fudo
Thank you, Daigo-san.
[01:18] Daigo
Working hard?
[01:20] Fudo
I'm writing an exchange diary!
[01:22] Daigo
Oh. With the girl who
visited you at the beach?
[01:25] Fudo
That's right. I never introduced
the two of you, did I?
[01:28] Fudo
Her name is Desumi-san—
SIGN Crash
[01:31] Fudo
Daigo-san?
[01:34] Daigo
D-Desu... Desu...
[01:38] Daigo
Desu...mi...
[01:39] Fudo
A-Are you all right?!
[01:41] Daigo
Desumi... Magahara...
[01:45] Fudo
Daigo-san?
[01:46] Fudo
Daigo-san?!
SIGN Infirmary
SIGN Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
[03:24] Fudo
Here, some water.
[03:26] Daigo
It's appreciated.
[03:37] Fudo
Daigo-san...
[03:38] Fudo
It's hard to believe, but do
you already know Desumi-san?
[03:43] Daigo
Yes.
[03:44] Fudo
That's right, you were also born in Hakata.
[03:48] Fudo
Do you have some kind of history with her?
[03:55] Daigo
Desumi Magahara is the monster I made.
[04:00] Fudo
Are you saying you knew her as a child?!
[04:04] Fudo
Tell me everything!
SIGN Intense
[04:06] Fudo
Everything about Desumi-san
that I don't already know!
[04:10] Daigo
It's a truly terrifying story.
[04:12] Daigo
I'd prefer you not ask unless
you're prepared for the worst.
[04:14] Fudo
That's ridiculous!
[04:16] Fudo
I'm prepared for anything!
[04:19] Daigo
Very well.
[04:21] Daigo
I'll tell you, then...
[04:22] Daigo
Of the day that the
"Land of Demons," Fukuoka,
[04:24] Daigo
became the home of a true demon.
SIGN Oda-Style
Karate
[04:31] Daigo
This was ten years ago.
SIGN Oda-Style Karate
[04:33] Daigo
I was still in middle school then.
[04:40] Daigo
I was a promising talent
at a famous karate school.
[04:46] Daigo
I had no rivals among the older
students, let alone among my peers.
[04:50] Daigo
I believed myself the best in the prefecture.
[04:53] Daigo
And then... she arrived.
[04:58] (Flashback) Instructor
This is Desumi Magahara. She's seven.
[05:01] (Flashback) Instructor
Give her your best, everyone.
SIGN Oh so cute
[05:03] Fudo
Oh so cute...
[05:04] Daigo
I'll ask you not to smile
and stare absently, please.
[05:07] Daigo
There's far more to the story.
[05:09] Daigo
These were the first words out of her mouth:
[05:12] (Flashback) Desumi
I try to play with stuff an' always break it.
[05:15] (Flashback) Desumi
I'm gonna try hard not to break nothin' here!
[05:17] (Flashback) Dojo Student A
Well, look at that little terror!
[05:25] (Flashback) Instructor
Daigo, look after her, would you?
[05:32] (Flashback) Daigo
Young Desu, was it?
[05:34] (Flashback) Daigo
I'd like to see what you can do.
[05:35] (Flashback) Daigo
Give me a hit, right here.
[05:37] (Flashback) Desumi
A hit?
[05:39] (Flashback) Desumi
What's that? Like a punch?
[05:41] (Flashback) Daigo
Yes, that's right.
[05:42] (Flashback) Desumi
Like this?
[05:48] (Flashback) Daigo's mother
Upsy-daisy!
[05:51] (Flashback) Daigo's grandmother
Dai-chan chose the chopsticks!
[05:56] (Flashback) Daigo's father
You're going to start learning karate today.
SIGN Gasp!!
[06:00] Daigo
D-Did my life just flash before my eyes?
SIGN knock
knock
SIGN knock
knock
[06:03] Daigo
I, the strongest in the dojo,
was nearly killed by a second-grader?!
SIGN knock
knock
[06:06] (Flashback) Desumi
Sorry. It didn't hurt too bad, did it?
[06:09] (Flashback) Daigo
It was an excellent straight punch,
but it didn't even faze me.
[06:13] (Flashback) Desumi
S-So cool!
[06:15] (Flashback) Desumi
You're the first thing I couldn't break!
[06:17] (Flashback) Desumi
Can I hit you again?!
[06:20] (Flashback) Daigo
N-Not... today.
[06:22] (Flashback) Daigo
I don't want you hurting your fists.
[06:26] (Flashback) Desumi
Let's play again, Daigo-niichan!
[06:31] Fudo
Little Desumi-san is everything
I'd expect! A true child prodigy!
[06:34] Daigo
I didn't entirely believe it at the time.
[06:38] Daigo
I chalked it up to dumb luck.
[06:40] Daigo
But then, the next day...
[06:44] (Flashback) Daigo
Good morning.
[06:46] (Flashback) Daigo
Instructor, why are you taking down the sign?
[06:49] (Flashback) Instructor
I'm sorry, but I'm closing the dojo.
[06:54] (Flashback) Instructor
I was trying to train a second-grader...
[06:58] (Flashback) Instructor
and she actually beat me.
[07:00] (Flashback) Instructor
I'm a failure as an instructor.
[07:02] (Flashback) Instructor
I'm going to become a hermit.
[07:04] (Flashback) Daigo
There's no way...
[07:13] (Flashback) Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
[07:15] (Flashback) Daigo
Young Desu?
[07:17] (Flashback) Desumi
I heard the dojo was goin' away.
[07:22] (Flashback) Desumi
This is always what happens.
[07:26] (Flashback) Desumi
Every place where I have fun
[07:28] (Flashback) Desumi
always goes away...
[07:41] (Flashback) Daigo
Don't worry, Young Desu.
[07:43] (Flashback) Daigo
I'll train you.
[07:46] (Flashback) Daigo
So please, no more tears.
[07:50] (Flashback) Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
SIGN Fair and Equal
[07:53] (Flashback) Daigo
Starting today, I will be your teacher.
[07:58] Daigo
I had no way of knowing this at the time,
[08:01] Daigo
but that was the moment
I'd opened Pandora's box.
[08:18] (Flashback) Daigo
You've improved quite a lot.
[08:19] (Flashback) Daigo
But I fear you're a long
way from catching up to me.
[08:23] Daigo
I was desperate to save face as her teacher.
[08:27] (Flashback) Desumi
You're so strong, Instructor!
[08:30] Daigo
But all I did was stoke her enthusiasm.
[08:34] Daigo
I worked desperately to make myself stronger
[08:36] Daigo
just to keep her from killing me.
[08:38] Fudo
So Desumi-san is the reason
why you're so strong!
[08:42] Daigo
And as the days passed...
[08:46] (Flashback) Punk A
Hey! You Desumi Magahara?
[08:53] (Flashback) Punk B
Looks like your average
middle schooler to me.
[08:56] (Flashback) Punk C
But takin' her down'll be our ticket to fame!
[09:01] Daigo
Rumors spread like wildfire,
[09:03] Daigo
and soon, Young Desu was forced
to deal with hooligans constantly.
[09:07] (Flashback) Desumi
I gotta make dinner for
my little brothers today.
[09:10] (Flashback) Desumi
Mind givin' me a break?
[09:12] (Flashback) Punk B
Too bad, girlie!
[09:13] (Flashback) Punk B
Your little bros'll have
to go hungry tonight!
[09:18] Daigo
And soon, Young Desu became known
as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori.
[09:24] Fudo
What a fun nickname!
[09:26] Fudo
I'll tease her about it
in our exchange diary.
[09:30] Daigo
Then, during the last
winter of high school,
[09:32] Daigo
my parents divorced,
and I had to move to Tokyo.
[09:38] Daigo
But I had one last piece
of business to take care of.
[09:47] Daigo
Settling things with Young Desu!
[09:50] (Flashback) Desumi
It's been forever, Daigo-niichan!
[09:53] (Flashback) Desumi
Where ya been?
[09:54] (Flashback) Daigo
Listen closely, Young Desu.
[09:58] (Flashback) Daigo
This will be our final practice.
[10:01] (Flashback) Daigo
Let us both give it all we have.
[10:05] Daigo
I've been training hard for so
long in anticipation of this day.
[10:10] Daigo
I made this monster. Now I must slay it!
[10:16] (Flashback) Daigo
Let's begin!
[10:18] Daigo
Two minutes later, I lay upon the
ground like a tattered rag.
[10:23] (Flashback) Desumi
We said we wouldn't take
it easy on each other,
[10:26] (Flashback) Desumi
but you totally held back on me.
[10:27] Daigo
I swear to God, I didn't.
[10:30] (Flashback) Daigo
What kind of instructor could
go all-out on his student?
[10:34] Daigo
What a fool I am.
[10:37] (Flashback) Daigo
Farewell, Young Desu.
[10:39] (Flashback) Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
[10:42] (Flashback) Desumi
Will I ever see you again?
[10:44] Daigo
You will not.
[10:45] (Flashback) Desumi
When we meet again, will we practice
together again, like we did today?
[10:49] Daigo
Absolutely not.
[10:50] (Flashback) Desumi
When we do, I promise to go
all-out for the first time!
[10:54] Daigo
She wasn't even going all-out back there?
[10:55] Daigo
Terrifying...
[10:56] Daigo (Echo)
Terrifying...
[10:58] Daigo
I left for Tokyo like a man on the run,
[11:01] Daigo
and was scouted to be a hero.
[11:04] Daigo
It appears the memories
were so frightening to me,
[11:07] Daigo
I unconsciously sealed them away.
[11:09] Daigo
It's pathetic, I'm sure.
[11:11] Daigo
But I can't believe she's here in Tokyo.
[11:15] Daigo
What in the world brought her here?
[11:17] Fudo
It's because she's a Gekko executive!
[11:19] Daigo
She didn't seem to recognize
me during the barbecue,
[11:24] Daigo
but it's only a matter of time
until she figures out who I am.
[11:27] Daigo
I wonder. Does she still have the power
that earned her the "Reaper" nickname?
[11:32] Fudo
M-Most likely.
[11:34] Daigo
I see.
[11:35] Daigo
Then I must prepare myself.
[11:38] Daigo
Fudo, you are aware that workplace
romance is forbidden here, correct?
[11:41] Fudo
Yes.
[11:42] Daigo
Listen to me.
SIGN Tremble
[11:43] Daigo
You need to break up with her at once.
[11:47] Fudo
What?
[11:48] Daigo
I am going to find Desumi Magahara—
[11:51] Fudo
D-Daigo-san?
[11:53] Daigo
—and s-scout her for our team!
[11:55] Fudo
What?!
[11:57] Fudo
You're having trouble even saying it.
[11:59] Daigo
Of course I'm having trouble.
[12:00] Daigo
Th-The thought of even
talking to Young Desu—
[12:02] Daigo
The thought of even talking
to her terrifies me!
[12:05] Daigo
But this is all for the sake of world peace!
SIGN Desperation
[12:10] Daigo
As the person in charge of personnel
scouting for a hero organization,
[12:13] Daigo
I cannot simply neglect to pursue her talent!
[12:17] Fudo
Desumi-san... part of Gelato 5?
[12:19] Desumi
I'm Black Gelato! Nice to work with you!
[12:22] Desumi (Echo)
Black Gelato!
SIGN Oh so cute
[12:23] Fudo
Oh so cute!
[12:25] Daigo
Fudo!
[12:26] Daigo
First, I need to learn more about her.
[12:28] Daigo
Come with me.
[12:30] Fudo
I think...
[12:32] Fudo
this might end up being
more trouble than expected.
[12:37] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
SIGN Gusco
[12:51] Fudo
N-Now, Daigo-san.
[12:53] Fudo
Allow me to officially introduce...
[12:55] Fudo
Desumi-san.
[12:57] Desumi
It's been so long, Daigo-niichan!
[13:00] Desumi
How ya been?
[13:02] Daigo
Fine.
[13:03] Daigo
You appear to be well, as well.
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
[13:07] narrator
Allow me to explain!
[13:08] narrator
Desumi-phobic Green Gelato,
A.K.A. Daigo Todoroki,
[13:12] narrator
has decided to risk life and
limb to scout Desumi as a hero!
[13:18] Desumi
That sure was some surprise!
[13:20] Desumi
I never thought you'd turn out
to be a member of Gelato 5!
[13:24] Desumi
I didn't recognize you at
the barbecue at all, either!
[13:27] Desumi
It's gotta be 'cause you
changed your last name, huh?
[13:30] Desumi
Boy, that takes me back!
[13:32] Desumi
I can't forget those days
we spent trainin' together.
[13:35] Desumi
Daigo-niichan!
[13:37] Daigo
I-Indeed.
[13:40] Desumi
I know!
[13:42] Desumi
You oughta train me again,
just like old times!
[13:46] Desumi
I think I've maybe even grown a
little bit stronger since then!
[13:50] Daigo
A-Actually...
[13:52] Fudo
Come on now, Desumi-san.
[13:54] Fudo
Daigo-san is a busy man.
[13:56] Fudo
You mustn't make demands on his time.
[13:58] Daigo
Fudo...
SIGN Relief
[14:00] Desumi
That's true.
SIGN Disappointment...
[14:01] Desumi
I was just so surprised to see you again...
[14:03] Desumi
I'm sorry for getting carried way.
[14:06] Fudo
Do you think you could do it after all?
[14:08] Daigo
Fudo!
[14:09] Desumi
That's it!
[14:11] Desumi
I'll get something from the drink bar!
[14:16] Fudo
Are you all right, Daigo-san?
[14:19] Daigo
Trauma isn't something you
can shrug off so easily.
[14:23] Daigo
Are you really dating?
[14:28] Daigo
She isn't coercing you, is she?
[14:31] Daigo
She's not threatening to kill you
if you don't go out with her?
[14:34] Fudo
You're making me angry, Daigo-san.
[14:36] Fudo
You can trust in one thing:
[14:39] Fudo
I truly, truly love Desumi-san.
[14:50] Desumi
Y-You're making me blush, Fudo.
[14:53] Fudo
Y-You heard that, Desumi-san?
[14:56] Desumi
Th-That green tea cake looks delicious.
[15:01] Fudo
Would you like a bite?
[15:03] Desumi
Aah...
SIGN Twitch
[15:07] Desumi
H-Hang on a minute!
[15:09] Desumi
It's too soon for us to do such things!
[15:11] Desumi
That would be an indirect kiss, remember?!
[15:14] Fudo
You're so bashful, Desumi-san!
[15:17] Daigo
Perhaps it's time to get down to business.
[15:19] Desumi
Oh, right...
[15:21] Desumi
You were wantin' somethin'
from me, right, Daigo-niichan?
[15:25] Daigo
Desumi Magahara...
[15:27] Daigo
I've come here to scout you for Gelato 5.
[15:33] Daigo
The power you possess
should be used for justice.
[15:37] Desumi
Me? A member of Gelato 5?
[15:40] Fudo
Daigo-san. About that...
[15:45] Desumi
If I was...
[15:48] Desumi
Could we be together all the time, then?
SIGN Hee hee hee...
SIGN Scoop!!
Red & Black
SIGN Announce Their Relationship!!
[15:56] Desumi
And not only that!
[15:58] Desumi
We could date in public,
without fear of scandal!
[16:04] Daigo
What do you say, Young Desu?
[16:18] Desumi
I'm sorry, Daigo-niichan.
[16:21] Desumi
I would love to accept your offer,
[16:22] Desumi
but I just can't.
[16:24] Daigo
Why not?
[16:25] Daigo
What objections could you have?
SIGN Gelato 5
New Employee Guide
You Could Be the Sixth!
[16:27] Daigo
We offer paid vacation.
[16:30] Desumi
I'm more than happy where I am.
[16:33] Desumi
I think bein' any happier would
earn me some karmic retribution.
[16:37] Desumi
Besides, I've got my hands full with Gekko—
[16:41] Fudo
With get-going to school every day, she said!
[16:44] Fudo
Right, Desumi-san?
[16:46] Desumi
That's right!
[16:47] Desumi
I can't say that, not even to Daigo-niichan!
[16:50] Desumi
I'm sorry, Fudo.
[16:52] Desumi
I was careless.
[16:53] Fudo
Yes. We should both be careful.
[16:56] Fudo
B-But...
[16:58] Fudo
Her lips are so soft!
SIGN Blush
SIGN Gelato 5 New Employee Guide
You Could Be the Sixth!
Generous Benefits
SIGN bap bap
SIGN bap bap
[17:11] Daigo
What in the world am I
being forced to look at?
[17:15] Daigo
Is this truly Desumi Magahara, the girl
once feared as the Reaper of Oyafuko-dori?
[17:23] Daigo
Back when I knew you,
[17:24] Daigo
you always seemed lonely, and somehow bored.
[17:28] Daigo
You had the air of a woman
isolated by her supremacy.
[17:33] Desumi
Say, "Aah"!
[17:33] Daigo
Quite frankly...
[17:34] Daigo
I sense none of that air of invincibility
you projected back in the day.
[17:39] Fudo
Aah...
[17:41] Daigo
Love has made you weak!
SIGN Desumi
[17:46] Daigo
And in that time, I have continued
training via my battles against evil.
[17:53] Daigo
That's right, Daigo Todoroki!
[17:56] Daigo
What need is there to fear her now?
[17:58] Daigo
You can win!
[18:00] Daigo
Now is the time to defeat Young Desu,
[18:02] Daigo
and conquer your trauma!
[18:05] Fudo
Daigo-san?
[18:07] Daigo
Step out with me, Young Desu.
[18:09] Daigo
I shall fight you, as you wished.
[18:18] Fudo
Daigo-san...
[18:20] Fudo
Why do you have to fight Desumi-san?
[18:22] Daigo
Silence, Fudo.
[18:24] Daigo
Are you ready, Young Desu?
[18:26] Daigo
If you defeat me in this match, I'll give
up on scouting you for our team.
[18:30] Desumi
That's not fair!
[18:31] Desumi
There's no way I could possibly defeat you!
[18:33] Daigo
And... If I win...
[18:37] Daigo
You will give up on your
relationship with Fudo,
[18:40] Daigo
and join Gelato 5.
[18:44] Desumi
Give up on my relationship with Fudo?
[18:46] Daigo
Yes.
[18:47] Daigo
Because workplace relationships
are forbidden.
[18:58] Desumi
Shoulda told me you had a rule like that.
[19:05] Desumi
If that's what you're tellin' me...
[19:07] Desumi
This is one battle I can't afford to lose.
SIGN Terror
[19:12] Narrator
Suddenly and unconsciously,
[19:14] Narrator
Daigo Todoroki activated
his suit's transformation!
[19:15] Changer
Five!
[19:19] Narrator
The result:
[19:20] Narrator
He just barely escaped with his life!
[19:24] Fudo
Are you all right, Daigo-san?!
[19:27] Desumi
You went easy on me again.
[19:31] Daigo
Even after I transformed,
you still think that?
[19:34] Fudo
I wanted to stop her,
[19:36] Fudo
but I found myself entranced
by her beautiful moves!
[19:40] Daigo
And you're always so honest.
[19:44] Daigo
What in the world kind of couple is this?
[19:48] Daigo
How terrifying...
[19:48] Daigo (Echo)
How terrifying...
[19:51] Daigo
It's a reunion with my pupil
after so long, after all.
[19:55] Daigo
I wanted to give you a win.
[19:59] Daigo
And who in the world am I, saying all this?
[20:04] Daigo
Never mind.
[20:06] Daigo
For now, we'll say it's my defeat.
[20:11] Daigo
But, Young Desu...
[20:12] Daigo
Promise me one thing.
[20:16] Daigo
There are many forces out there that
would seek out power like yours.
[20:21] Daigo
If you are to join one of them,
see that it is not Gekko.
[20:35] Desumi
It really is a problem.
[20:37] Desumi
Does your whole organization
just assume we're a couple?
[20:42] Fudo
Yeah... Misaki-neesan is
spreading the rumor everywhere.
[20:46] Misaki
They're totally dating!
[20:50] Desumi
We have been a little too comfortable lately.
[20:53] Desumi
Maybe we need to put some barriers back up.
[20:56] Desumi
No more PDA, for one thing.
[20:58] Fudo
R-Right.
[21:01] Fudo
You're right, Desumi-san.
SIGN Grin Grin
[21:07] Fudo
What is it?
[21:09] Desumi
You're a little upset about that, huh?
[21:13] Fudo
I-I'm just being serious!
[21:15] Fudo
Don't tease—
SIGN Squeeze
[21:21] Fudo
Wh-What are you doing?
[21:22] Desumi
For instance, if I ever try
to do something like this...
[21:25] Desumi
Don't be afraid to push me off, okay?
[21:28] Fudo
Oh... Oh so cute!
SIGN Oh so cute
SIGN Crash
[23:22] Fudo
Daigo-san!
[23:26] Daigo
N-N-Next...
[23:29] Daigo
Next time: "Everybody Has a Secret or Two"!
SIGN Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
[23:33] Daigo
See you then.
[23:36] Fudo
Daigo-san!
E8 - Everybody Has a Secret or Two
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[00:00] Misaki
I got basically no sleep last night!
[00:01] Fudo
Good morning.
[00:02] Haru
Really?
[00:03] Haru
G-Good morning, Senpai!
[00:05] Misaki
Morning.
[00:06] Misaki
Oh, Fudo.
[00:08] Misaki
Here, it's addressed to you.
[00:10] Misaki
You can tell, right? I've got
major bags under my eyes.
[00:13] Haru
I can see them!
[00:14] Haru
It's so important to get
proper sleep at night.
[00:19] Haru
Senpai?
[00:20] Misaki
What's up? You look like you've seen a ghost.
[00:22] Fudo
N-N-Nothing!
SIGN I know everything
[00:30] Fudo
Desumi-san, we've got a problem.
SIGN Episode 8 Everybody Has a Secret or Two
[02:07] Friend A
You're so awesome, Desumi.
[02:09] Friend A
You always make your own lunches?
[02:11] Desumi
It's not so hard once you get used to it.
[02:13] Friend A
Really?
[02:23] Anna
Sorry, Desucchi. Mouth slipped.
[02:27] Friend B
Are you all right, Desumi?
SIGN Rattled...
[02:29] Desumi
W-Well... I'm pretty used to it by now...
[02:32] Friend A
That makes it even worse!
SIGN Terror
[02:35] Anna
What? You got a problem?
[02:38] Friend A
No...
[02:40] Kiki
You bet we got a problem.
[02:44] Kiki
You're always pickin' on Reaper—
[02:45] Kiki
on Desumi Magahara.
[02:48] Kiki
Sounds like someone needs a little
help learning right from wrong.
[02:51] Friend A
Student council president!
[02:53] Friend B
Discipline officer!
SIGN Beast Princess, A.K.A.
Kiki Majima
SIGN Steel Princess, A.K.A.
Kyoko Kuroyuri
SIGN Reaper Princess, A.K.A.
Desumi Magahara
[02:55] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[02:56] Narrator
On Gekko's orders,
[02:58] Narrator
the Princess Series,
including Reaper Princess,
[03:02] Narrator
all attend the same school!
[03:05] Kiki
And why don't you ever stand up for yourself?
[03:08] Kiki
Give as good as you get once in a while.
[03:10] Desumi
Well, it's just a rice ball. No big deal.
[03:13] Kyoko
Really? It's not?
[03:16] Kiki
Knock it off! You're gonna
make everything worse!
[03:20] Kiki
Well, anyway...
[03:22] Kiki
Hojo of Class 2-B.
[03:24] Kiki
Your skirt length, nails, earrings,
and just about everything else
[03:28] Kiki
are in violation of school rules!
[03:29] Kiki
Come to the guidance office later!
[03:30] Anna
Meh, sounds dumb.
[03:32] Anna
You guys must be starved
for romantic attention.
[03:35] Kiki
Am not!
SIGN No attention
[03:38] Anna
When it comes to rice
balls or anything else...
[03:40] Anna
I get what I want, no matter what it takes.
[03:47] Anna
And right now, what I want most is...
[03:52] Anna
What do you think?
[03:54] Desumi
Well...
[03:57] Anna
It's a secret.
[03:58] Anna
You don't get to know, Desucchi.
[04:03] Kiki
What's her problem?
[04:05] Kiki
What kind of loser keeps secrets, anyway?
[04:07] Desumi
Now, now. Everybody has a secret or two.
[04:10] Kiki
What?!
[04:11] Kiki
It's that happy-go-lucky attitude
that makes you a target, y'know!
SIGN If you don't want me to make this picture public,
come to Central Park tomorrow at 8 PM
[04:26] Anna
Hey!
[04:31] Anna
You really came, huh? Hilarious.
[04:35] Fudo
A-Are you the one who sent me this?
[04:40] Anna
Correct.
[04:41] Anna
I'm the one who took that picture.
[04:44] Anna
Red Gelato... Fudo Aikawa.
[04:48] Fudo
Why in the world are you doing this?
[04:51] Fudo
Who exactly are you?
[04:54] Anna
You really think I'm gonna give up my name?
[04:56] Anna
You've probably guessed by now, but I can
send out that picture anytime I want.
[05:02] Anna
That'd be a problem for you, right?
[05:06] Fudo
Yes, it would be.
[05:09] Anna
So you're just gonna have
to do whatever I say.
[05:12] Anna
Whether you play along or not will decide
if the picture stays private or—
[05:16] Fudo
P-Please!
[05:18] Anna
Uh?
[05:19] Fudo
Promise that when you publish the picture,
you'll put a censorship bar over her eyes!
[05:24] Anna
What?
[05:24] Fudo
I'm begging you!
[05:26] Anna
That's the problem?
[05:27] Anna
You're okay with it going public otherwise?
[05:28] Fudo
Absolutely!
[05:30] Anna
That doesn't make sense.
[05:32] Anna
Your reputation—
[05:33] Fudo
I don't care about my reputation!
[05:36] Fudo
But... I really don't want
to make any trouble for her.
[05:42] Fudo
And...
[05:43] Fudo
If the picture were to go out uncensored,
[05:45] Fudo
she would quickly go viral
as an angel on earth!
[05:50] Fudo
Plus, agents would be falling all
over themselves to recruit her!
[05:53] Fudo
Idol! Model! Actress!
[05:56] Fudo
She'll get all kinds of offers,
[05:57] Fudo
and before I know it, she'll have
ascended far beyond my reach!
[06:01] Fudo
It's too terrifying to conceive!
[06:03] Anna
You're a creepy little man.
[06:06] Anna
Well, fine.
[06:07] Anna
One way or another, you don't
want me leaking it, right?
[06:12] Anna
Which means you've gotta
do whatever I tell you.
[06:15] Anna
Got it?
[06:17] Fudo
Y-Yes...
[06:18] Anna
Then you'd better break up with her—
[06:21] Fudo
I will not!
[06:21] Anna
Hey!
SIGN Squeeze
[06:22] Anna
Since when do you get a
choice in the whole thing?!
[06:25] Anna
Don't you get what's going on here?
[06:27] Fudo
B-But I'd really appreciate
it if you wouldn't go there!
[06:31] Fudo
Would you accept an alternative?
[06:32] Anna
Alternative?
[06:34] Anna
Well...
[06:37] Anna
Okay.
SIGN Record
SIGN Recording
[06:42] Anna
Then, tell me you love me!
[06:45] Fudo
I will not!
[06:46] Anna
Have a little tact, jerk!
[06:49] Anna
Fine. I'm gonna call the tabloids.
[06:52] Fudo
Wait!
[06:53] Fudo
What exactly are you after here?
[06:56] Fudo
Are you trying to come between us?
[07:01] Anna
Oh, shut up.
[07:04] Anna
Listen up... here's your last chance.
[07:09] Anna
K-Kiss my hand!
[07:16] Anna
I'll get a picture of you groveling,
[07:18] Anna
and make our master-slave relationship clear.
[07:22] Fudo
Is this the kind of thing
you called me out for?
[07:24] Anna
Just do it already!
[07:28] Fudo
Master-slave relationship?
[07:54] Anna
I...
[07:55] Anna
I can't do it!
[07:59] Anna
It's freaking humiliating!
[08:01] Fudo
Huh?
[08:02] Anna
Fine, I'll let you off with a warning!
[08:04] Anna
But tomorrow, I'm gonna think of way
more disgusting things for you to do!
[08:07] Anna
You'd better be ready!
[08:08] Anna
And if you don't come,
that picture goes everywhere!
[08:10] Anna
You big, stupid jerk!
[08:13] Fudo
Huh?
[08:20] Fudo
And that's what happened, Desumi-san.
[08:24] Desumi
Who in the world is she?
[08:27] Fudo
Well, she didn't give her name,
so I don't know who she is...
[08:30] Fudo
But I'm set to meet her again tonight.
[08:33] Desumi
I'll just have to silence her permanently.
[08:35] Fudo
Please don't go right to those thoughts!
[08:39] Desumi
What exactly did she try to get you to do?
[08:42] Fudo
Oh, well...
[08:44] Fudo
She wanted me to kiss her hand—
[08:47] Fudo
But I didn't!
[08:49] Desumi
Y-You really didn't?
[08:51] Fudo
I didn't.
[08:52] Desumi
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
[08:55] Fudo
I'm fine.
[08:58] Desumi
A-Anything else?
[08:59] Fudo
She wanted me to say I love her.
[09:01] Fudo
She even asked me to break up with you.
[09:07] Fudo
I haven't the foggiest
idea what she's thinking.
[09:14] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[09:16] Desumi
Fudo...
[09:18] Desumi
I think she's...
[09:21] Desumi
in love.
[09:23] Fudo
In love? With whom?
[09:32] Fudo
You're not saying...
[09:33] Fudo
She's in love with me?!
[09:51] Fudo
It's all right, Desumi-san.
[09:53] Fudo
There's nothing to worry about.
[09:55] Fudo
I feel bad for the girl,
[09:57] Fudo
but I need to make things clear to her.
[10:11] Anna
Good boy. You actually came!
[10:17] Fudo
I'm sorry, girl whose name I don't know!
[10:21] Fudo
I thought it over, and realized how you feel.
[10:28] Fudo
I truly appreciate the
feelings you have for me.
[10:31] Anna
What?
[10:31] Fudo
I acted truly shameful yesterday.
[10:34] Anna
Wait—
[10:35] Fudo
But I cannot return your feelings—
[10:35] Anna
Stop—
[10:36] Anna
Stop—
[10:37] Anna
S...
[10:38] Anna
Stop!
[10:40] Anna
What in the world are you talking about?!
[10:42] Fudo
But you're in love, aren't you?
[10:44] Anna
What?!
[10:45] Fudo
With me?
[10:47] Anna
Heck no! I'm in love with Desucchi!
[10:52] Anna
Crap! I said it out loud!
[10:55] (Flashback) Mob A
Wow, she's so tacky.
[10:57] (Flashback) Mob B
Bet she's easy.
[10:58] (Flashback) Mob C
She's kinda scary.
[10:59] (Flashback) Mob D
She'd blow her top over nothing.
[11:01] (Flashback) Mob D
Better stay away.
[11:08] (Flashback) Desumi
Oh, wow! I love your nails!
[11:11] (Flashback) Desumi
Oh, sorry to ambush you.
[11:13] (Flashback) Desumi
But I always want to do mine that way,
and it never turns out right!
[11:19] (Flashback) Anna
Oh... yeah?
[11:22] (Flashback) Desumi
I'm Desumi Magahara.
[11:24] (Flashback) Desumi
Nice to meet you!
[11:30] Anna
Desucchi was so honest and innocent.
I've had a huge crush on her ever since.
[11:42] Anna
No reaction, huh?
[11:45] Anna
Sorry to besmirch your pure little
Desucchi with my unworthy feelings!
[11:49] Fudo
Nothing to be sorry for!
[11:51] Fudo
I was just thinking, you have
incredibly good taste!
[11:55] Fudo
I'm so glad to meet someone else
who sees how amazing she is!
[12:00] Fudo
I know!
[12:01] Fudo
Want to stay up all night and
talk about how great she is?!
[12:07] Fudo
Well?
[12:12] Anna
You're so weird.
[12:15] Anna
Talking sounds fun, but I'll pass for now.
[12:19] Anna
We're still kinda like rivals, you know?
[12:24] Anna
Hey, Red Gelato...
[12:26] Anna
No, Fudocchi.
[12:28] Fudo
"Fudocchi"?
[12:29] Anna
Sorry about all the trouble I made.
[12:32] Anna
I'm probably gonna keep
making trouble, just FYI.
[12:36] Fudo
R-Right...
[12:39] Anna
I'm kind of self-centered,
I'm a little perverse...
[12:42] Anna
And...
[12:44] Anna
I just never know when to quit.
[12:49] Anna
Besides, Desucchi and
I have a secret connection.
[12:55] Anna
My own little secret that
even Desucchi doesn't know.
[13:00] Anna
Better keep your guard up,
or I'll steal her from you!
[13:04] Anna
See ya!
[13:06] Fudo
A secret?
[13:11] Beast
A meeting this early in
the morning? I've got the worst luck.
[13:15] Steel
The early bird gets the worm, Beast-san.
[13:18] Beast
Don't lecture me when I'm the
one who had to wake you up.
[13:21] Beast
Sheesh...
[13:24] Beast
Hey, Heat.
[13:36] Beast
What's up with her? Learn some
basic manners already.
[13:39] Desumi
Don't say that, Beast.
[13:41] Beast
No one's ever seen her face or
heard her real voice, right?
[13:45] Beast
I don't trust her.
[13:47] Desumi
I think it's just fine.
[13:49] Desumi
Everybody has a secret or two.
[13:52] Beast
Oh? Does that mean you're
hiding something, Reaper?
[13:55] Desumi
What? O-Of course not!
[14:02] Anna
My own little secret that
even Desucchi doesn't know.
[14:10] Anna
Desucchi is as adorable as ever!
SIGN Gekko Princess Series
Heat Princess
Anna Hojo
[14:19] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
[14:32] Desumi
I'm so nervous!
[14:33] Fudo
It's all right, Desumi-san.
[14:35] Fudo
Believe in us!
[14:39] App
Your compatibility rating is 98%!
[14:43] Desumi
Isn't that great, Fudo—
[14:45] Desumi
Why do you look so unhappy?
[14:48] Fudo
It wasn't 100%...
[14:51] Desumi
You're so hard on yourself.
[14:53] Haru
Excuse me, could I drop in?
[14:55] Desumi
What is it, Haru?
[14:58] Haru
Desumi-san.
[15:00] Haru
Does Gekko have any attack plans tomorrow?
[15:04] Desumi
This is off the record, okay?
[15:05] Desumi
Bosslar-sama won't be in tomorrow,
so all attacks are off!
[15:09] Haru
Awesome!
[15:11] Haru
So, Fudo-senpai,
[15:13] Haru
can you help me study tomorrow?
[15:15] Haru
Finals are coming up,
and I haven't done any test prep!
[15:18] Fudo
Sure, that's fine.
[15:21] Desumi
Wait, Fudo, are you a really good student?
[15:24] Haru
Despite how he looks, Senpai is
always in the top ten for his year!
[15:28] Haru
Despite how he looks!
[15:29] Desumi
That's awesome!
[15:31] Fudo
How exactly do I look?
SIGN How exactly
do I look?
[15:32] Fudo
Very well!
[15:33] Fudo
We'll have a study hangout tomorrow.
[15:35] Haru
Thank you!
[15:45] Haru
Are you bad at school too, Desumi-san?
[15:49] Desumi
Y-Yes...
[15:51] Haru
Then let's make it a threesome!
[15:53] Haru
But if we do that, we won't
be able to do it at HQ...
[15:58] Desumi
Let's do it at my place, then!
[16:02] Haru
What?
SIGN Gekko
SIGN The
Next
Day
[16:07] Haru
Desumi-san... is this...
[16:10] Desumi
The Gekko women's dormitory!
[16:11] Haru
That's what I thought!
[16:13] Haru
Come on, this is way too dangerous!
[16:15] Haru
Right, Senpai?
SIGN Walking on air
[16:16] Fudo
Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room.
Desumi-san's room. Desumi-san's room...
[16:18] Haru
Never mind. He's already walking on air.
[16:22] Desumi
Don't worry, Haru.
[16:24] Desumi
Just put this on, and you'll be fine!
[16:26] Haru
You really think it'll be that easy?
[16:31] Desumi
You have it on backwards!
[16:34] Haru
I'm so scared...
[16:36] Receptionist
What's the password?
[16:37] Desumi
Briar rose!
[16:38] Receptionist
You may pass!
[16:46] Female Combatant
Kii!
[16:47] Haru
K-Kii!
[16:49] Desumi
Okay, we're here!
[16:51] Haru
Shouldn't your security be
a little tighter than this?
[17:00] Haru
Desumi-san, your room is so cute!
[17:03] Fudo
At last...
[17:05] Fudo
At last, I have reached the promised land!
[17:09] Fudo
The holy ground I previously
only saw in video calls!
[17:14] Fudo
It smells like Desumi-san!
[17:18] Fudo
Never mind the studying, let's—
[17:28] Fudo
Sorry, I lost control there.
[17:30] Fudo
Let's begin studying.
[17:36] Both
Fudo-sensei, thank you for the lesson!
[17:39] Fudo
Thank you both for coming!
SIGN Math II
SIGN Year 2 Term 2 Midterm Answer Sheet
2-A Desumi Magahara
[17:49] Haru
All perfect scores!
[17:51] Haru
Hang on! You're awesome at school!
[17:53] Fudo
What's going on here, Desumi-san?
[17:58] Haru
Did you just want to study with us?
[18:01] Desumi
Y-Yes...
[18:03] Fudo
Oh so cute!
SIGN Oh so cute
[18:04] Haru
So I'm the only hopeless one here?
[18:07] Fudo
As charming as this is, rules are rules.
[18:09] Desumi
Very well. Go on and do it!
[18:13] Fudo
Thwap.
SIGN Thwap
[18:15] Desumi
I got a strike for lying.
[18:17] Haru
So cute!
[18:21] Desumi
I'm sorry for lying to you about
being bad at school, Haru.
SIGN Shame...
[18:25] Desumi
I'm actually very good at school!
[18:27] Haru
That apology wasn't great.
[18:30] Desumi
Then let's try again!
[18:37] Desumi
We'll both teach you!
[18:38] Haru
Yeah! I'm gonna learn so much!
[18:47] Fudo
That's not the way, now.
[18:49] Fudo
That's not going to get you to the answer.
[18:52] Fudo
Imagine that the value of
X is the bicep brachii.
[18:58] Fudo
What does that make Y?
[19:02] Haru
I don't know.
[19:03] Fudo
The forearm flexors, of course!
[19:07] Fudo
Now solve the next problem,
supposing that X is your deltoid.
[19:11] Haru
I can't solve it—
[19:12] Fudo
Bear in mind its connection
to the pectoralis major!
[19:16] Fudo
If you can't sort it out, drawing out
the anatomy might help.
[19:18] Haru
Drawing the anatomy?!
[19:22] Fudo
Yes! That should do it!
[19:24] Haru
Crap!
[19:25] Haru
I read so much BL, I actually did it!
[19:27] Fudo
The connection between math
and muscles is inseparable.
[19:32] Fudo
Everything makes more sense when you liken
[19:34] Fudo
the beauty of solving equations
to well-strengthened muscles.
[19:34] Haru
Help me, Desumi-san!
[19:37] Fudo
Just as muscles connect in a
beautiful way, the numbers—
[19:40] Desumi
Hey, come on. You're just confusing her.
[19:43] Desumi
Let me teach her.
[19:46] Desumi
Don't overthink it!
[19:48] Desumi
All you need for math problems is spirit!
[19:50] Desumi
Just fill in that formula, wham!
[19:58] Haru
Which formula, exactly?
[20:00] Desumi
You know, the wobbly one!
[20:02] Desumi
With the smooth lines in it.
[20:05] Desumi
Then give it a wha-chock and the
answer will come out like yeah!
[20:07] Haru
Ah.
[20:09] Fudo
Liken it to the parallel curves
of the trapezius and the deltoids!
[20:10] Haru
They're awful teachers.
[20:10] Desumi
Just wham those numbers
down in front of you,
[20:11] Fudo
Understanding muscles will deepen
your understanding of math!
[20:12] Desumi
and don't be afraid to smack that
formula in there right after!
[20:14] Desumi
Timing is important there.
[20:14] Fudo
Similarly, understanding muscles
means understanding math!
[20:16] Desumi
Sometimes they get you on your heels,
[20:17] Fudo
There's nothing else to it!
[20:18] Desumi
but just make sure to stay flexible
and they'll tap out eventually,
[20:18] Fudo
Additionally, likening unequal equations
to the biceps femoris is quite famous—
[20:20] Haru
Um...
[20:20] Desumi
so pay close attention to—
[20:21] Haru
I should probably go.
[20:24] Desumi
You've got it down already?
[20:26] Desumi
Haru's such a quick learner!
[20:28] Fudo
We must be great teachers!
[20:33] Haru
I really envy you two.
[20:35] Haru
You'll have your choice of university.
[20:39] Desumi
University?
[20:40] Haru
I've gotta work hard to
get into my first choice!
SIGN Hmph
[20:44] Fudo
Happy to help anytime. Just ask.
[20:48] Haru
Thanks for everything.
[20:51] Haru
I'll be going now.
[20:53] Desumi
Sure thing. See you again!
[21:09] Fudo
Alone with Desumi-san in her room...
[21:12] Fudo
I suddenly feel so nervous.
[21:18] Fudo
What's wrong?
[21:19] Fudo
You look strangely serious.
[21:21] Desumi
Sorry.
[21:22] Desumi
I was just thinking about what Haru said.
[21:28] Desumi
Fudo, are you moving on to
university after high school?
[21:32] Fudo
Yes.
[21:34] Fudo
I want to study education.
[21:38] Fudo
And someday, I want to become an elementary
school teacher and teach children.
[21:44] Fudo
I want to be a hero-slash-teacher.
[21:51] Fudo
Desumi-san, do you have
a goal for the future?
[21:56] Desumi
I...
[21:58] Desumi
I want to go to the same university you do.
[22:02] Desumi
I want a front-row seat to you
making your dream come true.
[22:08] Desumi
That's a goal I just came up with.
[22:11] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[22:15] Desumi
But I think my father would
probably be really against it.
[22:20] Desumi
I think he expects me to go full-time
with Gekko after I graduate high school.
[22:27] Fudo
Hey, if it comes to that,
I'll convince your father!
[22:32] Desumi
I can always count on you!
[22:36] Desumi
I hope we can go together, Fudo.
[22:40] Fudo
I know we will.
[22:42] Fudo
Even someone like me can become a hero.
[22:45] Fudo
There's no goal that can't be reached.
[22:48] Desumi
Yeah.
[22:56] Desumi
Oh, I bet that's Haru.
[22:58] Desumi
Maybe she forgot something!
[23:07] Desumi's father
Desumi-sensei!
[23:09] Desumi's father
It's your daddy!
[23:10] Desumi's father
Came to see ya in person for once!
[23:12] Desumi's father
I brought torimon, too!
[23:15] Fudo
This is... not good.
[23:17] Desumi's father
Open up already!
[23:20] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[23:22] Hellko
Hey.
[23:23] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[23:25] Hellko
Are you listening?
[23:26] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[23:28] Hellko
Shut up!
[23:32] Hellko
Next episode is, "My Big Sister Has Changed."
SIGN Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed
[23:37] Hellko
Get it now?
[23:38] Fudo
Yes.
E9 - My Big Sister Has Changed
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SIGN Episode 9 My Big Sister Has Changed
[01:33] Desumi
It's been a while, huh?
[01:36] Desumi
Urami?
[01:38] Urami
Yeah.
[01:40] Urami
Hey, Big Sister...
[01:43] Desumi
Yeah?
SIGN Menacing
[01:46] Urami
Who is that?
[01:55] Desumi's father
Kii!
SIGN Clueless
[01:57] Fudo
Huh?
[02:06] Fudo
K-Kii?!
[02:08] Fudo
Kii-ii-ii!
[02:12] Desumi
Just someone I know!
[02:15] Desumi's father
What is your name?
[02:17] Fudo
Fu—
SIGN Flustered
[02:19] Fudo
M-Mudo, sir.
[02:21] Desumi's father
Mudo-kun?
[02:23] Desumi's father
What's an average Gekko foot soldier
doin' in my daughter's...
[02:27] Desumi's father
in Reaper Princess's room?
[02:30] Fudo
Well...
[02:31] Desumi
H-He was helping me study!
[02:34] Desumi
I have a test coming up!
[02:35] Desumi's father
You great oaf!
[02:37] Desumi's father
What's a great soldier of
Gekko need to be studyin' for?
[02:41] Desumi's father
All ya need's a wicked heart and
a drive toward world domination!
[02:45] Desumi's father
And what's happenin' in this room, here?
[02:47] Desumi's father
Look at all this froo-froo crap!
[02:52] Desumi's father
You're not even puttin' up a Gekko flag!
SIGN Lifetime Gekko Soldier
[02:55] Desumi
Hey! Stop it, Dad!
[02:57] Desumi
You're ruinin' the atmosphere!
[02:59] Desumi's father
Don't you talk that way to—
[03:01] Desumi's father
Ouch!
SIGN Shock
[03:03] Desumi's father
A-Are these... Super Bosslar-kun Dolls?!
[03:07] Desumi's father
The legendary dolls that I longed for so
desperately when I was still in action...
[03:13] Desumi's father
Just left lyin' around...
[03:15] Desumi
There's just nowhere to put them.
[03:17] Desumi's father
Bosslar-sama! I beg your forgiveness!
[03:17] Desumi
Sorry. This is just kind
of how my father is...
[03:21] Fudo
Don't worry. It's no problem.
[03:23] Fudo
And I have to say, your father is very—
[03:25] Desumi's father
Oh, right!
[03:26] Desumi's father
Listen up, Desumi!
[03:27] Desumi's father
I heard you turned down
your monster promotion!
[03:31] Desumi's father
I spent my entire life as a
low-level Gekko soldier...
[03:35] Desumi's father
I can't tell ya how proud
I was seein' my daughter
[03:37] Desumi's father
rising through the ranks so quickly...
[03:41] Desumi's father
What's goin' through your head
turnin' that down, you great oaf?
[03:46] Fudo
If you don't mind my saying so, sir.
[03:49] Fudo
Desumi-san only reached that decision
after long, hard consideration.
[03:54] Fudo
I ask that you do not chastise her for—
SIGN Smash
[04:13] Desumi
F-Mudo!
[04:19] Urami
What would you know about my sister?
[04:23] Urami
Maybe you oughta stay outta
our business, outsider.
[04:27] Desumi
A-Are you all right, Fudo?
[04:29] Fudo
Well, she's definitely your little sister...
[04:32] Fudo
Full of terrifying potential.
[04:34] Desumi
I appreciate the sentiment, Fudo.
[04:37] Desumi
But you really shouldn't speak
up about my life like that.
[04:39] Desumi
Urami is...
SIGN Love Big Sister
SIGN Love Big Sister
[04:41] Urami
I love my big sister. I love my
big sister. I love my big sister.
SIGN Love Big Sister
SIGN Love Big Sister
[04:43] Desumi
Let's just say she's got
a serious sister complex.
SIGN Love Big Sister
SIGN Love Big Sister
[04:46] Fudo
I see. I'll be careful.
SIGN Love Big Sister
SIGN Love Big Sister
SIGN Love Big Sister
SIGN Love Big Sister
[04:51] Commercial
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[04:53] Commercial
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[04:56] Commercial
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[05:00] Red
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blast away Gekko and exhaustion!
[05:02] Desumi's father
You annoyin' little brat!
[05:05] Desumi's father
Reaper Princess is gonna tear
out your guts any day now!
[05:13] Fudo
What? Why?!
[05:14] Desumi
Just kidding!
[05:16] Fudo
Your humor is adorable.
[05:23] Desumi's father
We gotta get rid of Gelato 5
as soon as possible!
[05:27] Desumi's father
Desumi! Quit wastin' your time on studies!
[05:31] Desumi's father
Spend it trainin' from now on instead!
[05:34] Desumi's father
In a year's time, you'll be
finished with high school,
[05:37] Desumi's father
and you'll be able to
focus on Gekko full-time!
[05:40] Desumi's father
You got that, Desumi?
[05:42] Desumi
Yes.
[05:48] (Flashback) Desumi
I hope we can go together, Fudo.
[05:51] (Flashback) Fudo
I know we will.
[05:56] Fudo
S-Sir!
[05:59] Fudo
I have a request to make of you!
[06:01] Desumi's father
Yeah?
[06:03] Fudo
Desumi-san wishes to go to college.
[06:07] Fudo
I beg you, allow her!
[06:14] Desumi
Fudo...
[06:17] Urami
I thought somethin' strange
was goin' on here.
[06:19] Urami
The sister I knew wasn't
all carefree like this.
[06:24] Urami
She should be the strongest
and most ruthless person ever.
[06:28] Urami
And you ruined her.
[06:31] Urami
My sister was invincible.
[06:34] Urami
Give her back!
[06:39] Desumi
Stop, Urami.
[06:41] Urami
Let me go.
[06:43] Desumi
Stop it.
SIGN Tearful...
[06:51] Urami
I hate you, Big Sister!
[07:00] Fudo
Sir! I beg you, give Desumi-san
permission to go to university!
[07:04] Desumi's father
This is a family matter, son.
[07:06] Desumi's father
You'd better stay out of it.
[07:07] Fudo
I will not be silent!
[07:14] Desumi's father
All right.
[07:16] Desumi's father
You give me no choice!
[07:19] Desumi's father
Get up.
SIGN Menacing
SIGN Menacing
[07:20] Desumi's father
I'll teach you a lesson in the
Gekko way of doin' things.
[07:23] Fudo
Sir!
[07:24] Desumi's father
Let us begin, Mudo-kun!
[07:26] Desumi
W-Wait a mi—
[07:27] Desumi's father
Kii!
[07:40] Fudo
I didn't do any—
[07:41] Desumi's father
Do you see, Mudo-kun?
[07:43] Desumi's father
This is the art of defeat.
[07:45] Fudo
Art?
[07:47] Desumi's father
"How spectacularly can one lose a fight?"
[07:49] Desumi's father
I spent my years with this organization
working to refine this one skill!
[07:56] Desumi's father
But I don't think you understand
the pride I take in it.
[07:59] Fudo
I do.
[08:01] Desumi's father
Mudo-kun...
[08:03] Desumi's father
You truly understand?
[08:05] Fudo
Yes.
[08:06] Mob Gekko Soldier A
Gleek!
SIGN Gleek
SIGN No Artistry
[08:08] Mob Gekko Soldier B
Gwah!
SIGN Gwaaaaah!
SIGN Artistry
[08:15] Desumi's father
Others have laughed at that skill.
[08:18] Desumi's father
But I always believed it was
worth devoting myself to.
[08:22] (Flashback) Fudo
I will not be silent!
[08:25] Desumi's father
I can tell that you, too, are prepared
to devote yourself to a single cause.
[08:34] Desumi's father
You seem like a young man
with a lot of promise.
[08:45] Desumi's father
Desumi. I'm borrowin' your shower.
[08:48] Desumi
S-Sure...
[08:52] Desumi's father
We can discuss the university
thing another time.
[09:08] Desumi's father
See ya later, Desumi.
[09:10] Desumi's father
Look after Urami tomorrow, would ya?
[09:18] Desumi
I'm sorry about all that, Fudo.
[09:20] Desumi
I got you mixed up in a
complicated situation.
[09:23] Fudo
Easily dealt with, if it means
we can go to university together.
[09:30] Desumi
You really are very dashing.
[09:34] Desumi
Fudo, thank you for everything.
[09:37] Fudo
Of course!
[09:55] Urami
What's she lookin' like that for?
[10:00] Urami
I don't wanna see her lookin' like that!
[10:05] Urami
I'll never accept that
man's presence in her life!
[10:12] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
SIGN Five
Years
Ago
[10:18] (Flashback) Spikes
Hey, hey! Wait up, Urami!
[10:20] (Flashback) Hat
What's the matter, Urami?
[10:21] (Flashback) Baldy
Look at her! Urami the Loner!
[10:24] (Flashback) Hat
C'mon, tell us off!
[10:27] (Flashback) Baldy
Bet she can't!
[10:28] (Flashback) Baldy
She's just a little emo who can't
talk louder than a mumble!
[10:33] (Flashback) Hat
Desumi!
[10:35] (Flashback) Baldy
Crap! Beat it, guys!
SIGN Candy Shop
SIGN Chikugo
[10:48] (Flashback) Desumi
Don't cry, Urami.
[10:49] (Flashback) Desumi
Here. Want an ice pop?
SIGN Candy Shop
SIGN Chikugo
[10:59] (Flashback) Desumi
Get strong, Urami.
[11:02] (Flashback) Desumi
Strength is what you need to survive.
[11:05] (Flashback) Urami
Right.
SIGN Present
Day
SIGN To Mt. Takao Entrance
SIGN Yesterday was great!
I loved your room!
SIGN Bring it on,
SIGN any time!
SIGN Grr
[11:38] Urami
Grr...
[11:50] Desumi
What's with you? It's like ya
been in a bad mood all morning.
[11:54] Urami
I ain't in no bad mood.
[11:57] Desumi
Hey, you sure this's where you wanna go?
[12:00] Desumi
I don't think it's worth sendin' Dad
home early and stickin' around for.
[12:05] Urami
What's the big deal?
[12:06] Urami
I just want to check out the place
I'm gonna start workin' next year.
[12:25] Combatant A
Salute Reaper Princess!
[12:28] Combatant B
Welcome, Reaper Princess!
[12:32] Urami
That's my big sister!
[12:33] Urami
When she's outside she
acts all weak an' casual,
[12:35] Urami
but inside the organization's walls,
she's totally intimidatin'!
[12:41] Desumi
What do I always tell you?
[12:43] Desumi
I really don't like getting
the full royal treatment...
[12:47] Desumi
Just say "hello there," okay?
[12:49] Combatant C
I'm not sure we can really...
[12:51] Urami
Big Sister...
[12:52] Desumi
More importantly, do I look
any different today?
[12:56] Combatant C
Well...
[12:57] Combatant C
Oh, perhaps you seem a bit more
bloodthirsty than usual!
[13:01] Desumi
C'mon, notice the new hair!
[13:03] Urami
Come over here.
[13:07] Urami
Is that how you always act in
front of your subordinates?
[13:09] Desumi
I guess so, more or less...
[13:13] Urami
Pathetic.
[13:14] Desumi
What's got you in such a bad mood?
[13:30] Bosslar
Reaper Princess's little sister, eh?
[13:33] Urami
Y-Yes. I'll be out of
junior high next year.
[13:37] Urami
I hope to join Gekko then!
[13:41] Bosslar
I fear Reaper Princess has
set the bar very high.
[13:44] Bosslar
I hope you'll work hard to vault it!
[13:46] Urami
Y-Yes! I will!
[13:49] Beast
If you're related to Reaper Princess,
[13:51] Beast
you must be pretty talented.
[13:53] Steel
Gekko will be fortunate to have you.
[13:56] Urami
Even the rest of the Princess
series respect her.
[13:59] Urami
My big sister really is—
[14:01] Desumi
Urami! You like popcorn?
[14:04] Desumi
I hear a new place just
opened up in Harajuku!
[14:07] Desumi
Let's go!
[14:08] Urami
Wait!
[14:09] Urami
Big Sister—
[14:10] Desumi
I wanna try it out before I eat
it with Fudo—I mean, Mudo.
[14:14] Desumi
And who wants to hang around
this musty old place?
SIGN Speechless
[14:19] Urami
I apologize for my sister!
I apologize for my sister!
SIGN That's
pretty
typical,
actually
[14:45] Desumi
Here, it's frozen popcorn!
[14:48] Urami
No, thank you.
[14:56] Desumi
It looks great on you, Urami!
[14:58] Urami
Seriously, no thank you.
[15:00] Desumi
I'll take it!
[15:01] Clerk
Thank you!
[15:06] Desumi
I wonder if he'd like this outfit!
[15:10] Desumi
Mudo has one of these!
[15:13] Desumi
And he says this one's really convenient!
[15:16] Desumi
Oh, this one too!
SIGN Caramellato
SIGN Strawberry
Banana Cream
SIGN Chocolate Banana
SIGN Silky
Banana Cream
SIGN Strawberry
Almond Cream
[15:19] Desumi
We can also try some crêpes—
[15:21] Urami
I'm leaving.
[15:22] Desumi
H-Hey, Urami!
[15:24] Desumi
I mean it, what's with ya?
[15:31] Urami
The sister I looked up to is gone now.
[15:34] Desumi
Urami?
[15:37] Urami
You look like a total weakling now!
[15:46] Desumi
W-Wait, Urami!
[15:49] Desumi
Urami!
[16:04] Baldy
Found Urami the Loner!
[16:07] (Flashback) Baldy
Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl?
[16:10] (Flashback) Baldy
Whoops! Couldn't see ya with that
black cloud hangin' over ya!
[16:17] (Flashback) Urami
Shut up.
[16:18] (Flashback) Hat
What? You say somethin'?
[16:21] (Flashback) Hat
Couldn't hear ya!
[16:23] (Flashback) Hat
She can't even talk back
without her big sister around.
[16:25] (Flashback) Hat
Total emo!
[16:32] (Flashback) Desumi's father
Urami ain't left her room yet?
[16:35] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
No, an' it's been a whole week.
[16:39] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
She must be so sad to have
her sister away in Tokyo.
[16:51] Reporter
Reaper Princess appears before
our Gelato 5 once more!
[16:56] (Flashback) Desumi's father
We've been waitin' for ya, Desumi-sensei!
[16:59] (Flashback) Kids
Hooray! Hooray!
[17:01] Kids
Go, Big Sis!
[17:03] (Flashback) Desumi's father
Darn it, five on one ain't fair!
[17:07] (Flashback) Desumi's father
She needs backup! What're those
oafish foot soldiers thinkin'?
[17:13] (Flashback) Desumi's father
You hear that, Urami?
[17:14] (Flashback) Desumi's father
We lost again today!
[17:16] (Flashback) Desumi's father
But your big sister stayed
on her feet to the end!
[17:19] (Flashback) Desumi's father
Urami! Your sister's
workin' hard again today!
[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi's father
Urami! Your sister's gotten
even stronger than before!
[17:27] (Flashback) Desumi's father
Urami! Your sister was the top
performer again this month!
[17:32] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
Isn't that somethin', Urami?
[17:34] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
Your sister's finally
been promoted to monster!
[17:45] (Flashback) Desumi's mother
Urami...
[17:50] (Flashback) Urami
I wanna be like my big sister.
[18:02] Urami
My big sister was the one thing
that kept me goin' in life.
[18:08] Urami
But she used to be so awesome...
and now, she's changed.
[18:14] Urami
She met that strange man here
in the city, an' he ruined her.
[18:30] Tan
Hey, you cryin'?
[18:33] Glasses
Dumped by your man?
[18:35] Glasses
Come hang out with me and forget that jerk.
[18:38] Tan
Hang on, man. She seem a little young to you?
[18:41] Glasses
Who cares? She's a cutie.
[18:44] Glasses
C'mon, let's go!
[18:46] Urami
Let me go.
[18:48] Glasses
Hey, did she just mumble something?
[18:51] Tan
What are you, some kind of emo kid?
[18:57] Glasses
Yeah, looks totally emo to me!
[18:59] Tan
Bet she can't even hold
a proper conversation.
[19:02] Tan
Hello!
[19:03] Tan
Hello!
[19:04] Tan
You hear me?
[19:06] Baldy
Nowhere to be, huh, emo girl?
[19:09] Hat
Total emo!
[19:18] Tan
Who are you supposed to be?
[19:25] Urami
Big Sister...
[19:30] Desumi
Don't cry, Urami.
[19:32] Desumi
Here. Want a crêpe?
[19:34] Urami
I think... we got bigger
things to worry about...
[19:36] Desumi
Hey, it's fine.
[19:42] Desumi
You said you think I look weak, didn't you?
[19:48] Desumi
But I'm actually the strongest
I've been in my life!
[19:55] Tan
C'mon, don't ignore us.
That's how you make us mad.
[19:59] Glasses
We might look nice, but we're real bad guys.
[20:03] Desumi
It seems I don't have to hold back, then.
[20:08] Desumi
Better be careful.
[20:10] Desumi
I'm the real bad guy here.
[20:35] Desumi
Fall in love, Urami.
[20:39] Desumi
Love is what you need to survive.
[20:42] Urami
That ain't what you used to say.
[20:52] Desumi
You'll understand, some day.
[20:55] Urami
Yeah, right.
I'd rather not understand that.
[21:05] Urami
The crêpe is good.
[21:19] Urami
My big sister has changed.
[21:22] Urami
She's lost her edge, become soft and girly.
[21:28] Urami
But I guess she ain't so bad that way.
[21:33] Urami
But you...
[21:34] Urami
You're a big problem.
[21:35] Urami
I'm never gonna like you.
SIGN Desumi-san
[21:37] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[21:39] Urami
Once I join Gekko,
you're the first one I'll purge.
[21:43] Urami
Mwahaha...
[21:45] Urami
Mwahaha...
[21:46] Urami
Mwahahahaha!
[23:20] Urami
Big Sister!
[23:21] Urami
Big Sister!
[23:23] Urami
Big Sister!
[23:24] Urami
Big Sister...
[23:25] Urami
Big Sister...
[23:27] Urami
Big Sister!
[23:28] Desumi
Urami! Where are you?
[23:31] Urami
Next episode: "Atop the Kokutei Moon."
SIGN Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon
[23:34] Urami
Big Sister... I love you.
[23:37] Desumi
Urami!
E10 - Atop the Kokutei Moon
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[00:05] Fudo
The autumn leaves are beautiful.
[00:08] Fudo
We're well into fall, aren't we, Desumi-san?
[00:12] Desumi
We sure are, Fudo.
[00:22] Desumi
I just remembered, Fudo.
[00:24] Desumi
Take this.
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei High School School Festival
[00:29] Fudo
"Kokutei Festival"?
[00:31] Fudo
Your school festival?
[00:33] Desumi
Yeah, are you free for it next weekend?
[00:37] Desumi
My class is doing a maid café.
[00:43] Fudo
Desumi-san... dressed as a maid?!
[00:48] Fudo
I would give my life to attend!
[00:51] Desumi
Hooray!
[00:53] Desumi
But make sure you come on Sunday,
the festival's last day.
[00:59] Desumi
There's a legend at Kokutei High School.
[01:05] Desumi
For the finale of the final
day of the Kokutei Festival,
[01:07] Desumi
the staff makes a crescent-shaped
sculpture available for one hour only.
[01:10] Desumi
It's called the "Kokutei Moon."
[01:14] Desumi
The Kokutei Moon is a popular spot for
couples to take pictures together.
[01:19] Desumi
And it's said that those who do
[01:21] Desumi
become invincible couples,
bound in love for eternity.
[01:25] Desumi
Well? Isn't that interesting?!
[01:27] Fudo
What a clever idea!
[01:29] Fudo
I already consider us an invincible couple,
[01:32] Fudo
but I wouldn't object to having
a little supernatural backing!
[01:36] Fudo
But a school festival will
surely be extremely crowded...
[01:41] Desumi
Yes, we must be certain we aren't seen.
[01:43] Fudo
This will no doubt be our
toughest mission yet!
[01:47] Desumi
Bring it on, I say!
[01:51] Fudo
Let's do it, Desumi-san!
[01:53] Desumi
Yes, Fudo!
[01:55] Both
Let's become an invincible couple!
SIGN Kokutei High School Handball Club
Kokutei High School Naginata Club
Kokutei High School Basketball Club
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Kokutei Festival
SIGN Episode 10 Atop the Kokutei Moon
SIGN Cotton Candy
[03:53] Girl A
Hey, isn't that...
[03:55] Girl B
No way!
[03:56] Girl C
I don't believe it!
[03:57] Girl D
What's he doing here?!
[03:59] Hayato
Yeah!
[04:05] Girls
It's Hayato-kun, the hero!
[04:08] Hayato
That's right, I'm finally here!
[04:10] Hayato
The cerulean gem of Gelato 5,
[04:12] Hayato
Hayato Ojino is in the building!
[04:16] Hayato
And the crimson brick, Fudo, is here too!
[04:19] Girl C
Fudo-kun!
[04:20] Boy A
Hot stuff!
[04:23] Fudo
Why are you doing this, Hayato?
[04:25] Hayato
Silence, traitor.
[04:27] Hayato
This is your punishment for trying to
[04:29] Hayato
attend this blissful event
without inviting me along!
[04:33] Fudo
Can you at least try to be subtle about it?
[04:36] Hayato
Nope!
[04:38] Hayato
Look at me!
[04:39] Hayato
I want all girls, front and center!
[04:42] Hayato
Don't be shy, or you'll regret it!
[04:45] Changer
Two! Change Gelat—
[04:47] Hayato
Now, which version is your preferred flavor?
[04:50] Changer
Two! Change—
[04:52] Hayato
Go!
[04:53] Changer
Two! Change—
[04:54] Hayato
Go!
[04:55] Hayato
Go!
[04:55] Changer
Two! Change Gelato!
[04:57] Hayato
Ouch!
[04:58] Hayato
Hey! Where are you going, Fudo?!
[05:00] Girl C
What?
[05:01] Boy A
Where's Fudo-kun?
[05:03] Both
There he is!
[05:07] Boy A
Fudo-kun!
[05:09] Fudo
Not good!
SIGN I'll come to see you at your shop We're in classroom 2-B
SIGN I'm sorry, Desumi-san
SIGN Things have gotten a little complicated
[05:17] Friend A/B
Have a good day, master!
[05:20] Desumi
A little complicated?
[05:21] Friend B
Hey, Desumi!
[05:22] Friend A
What's up? You seem distracted.
[05:24] Desumi
N-No, I'm fine!
[05:26] Friend B
Help us make parfaits!
[05:28] Desumi
S-Sure, on my way!
[05:31] Desumi
H-Hojo-san?!
[05:33] Anna
"Things have gotten a little complicated"?
[05:36] Anna
What's all this now, Desucchi?
[05:38] Anna
Meeting up with your boyfriend?
[05:40] Desumi
O-Of course not...
[05:42] Anna
Yeah?
[05:43] Anna
No real plans, then?
[05:45] Anna
In that case...
[05:46] Anna
Wanna go to the Kokutei Moon with me?
[05:51] Anna
C'mon. We'd be an invincible couple!
[05:55] Anna
Well? Well?
[05:57] Desumi
Wait, I...
[05:57] Anna
Well?
[05:59] Desumi
I don't know what you're talking about!
[06:00] Anna
Wait for me, Desucchi!
[06:05] Girlfriend
Hey, wanna go to the Kokutei Moon?
[06:08] Boyfriend
Why would we need to?
[06:10] Boyfriend
We're already deeply in love, honey.
[06:14] Girlfriend
Yeah...
[06:15] Girlfriend
No one can ever tear us a—
[06:16] Kiki
SIGN Discipline Officer
SIGN Discipline Officer
SIGN Threatening
[06:21] Boyfriend
Who the heck are you?!
[06:23] Girlfriend
The discipline officer!
[06:25] Kiki
The purpose of school festivals is
to promote a spirit of community!
[06:31] Kiki
Not to get all lovey-dovey!
[06:33] Kiki
You hear me?
[06:34] Both
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[06:39] Kyoko
Goodness me.
[06:41] Kyoko
Are you jealous because
you're all alone, Kiki-san?
[06:45] Kiki
What was that, Kyoko?!
[06:46] Kiki
I'm not jealous!
[06:48] Kiki
Lapses in discipline lead
to lapses in morality!
[06:51] Kiki
I won't leave a single couple standing!
[06:53] Shoko
Scary.
[06:54] Shoko
Then I'd better get away before
you try to take us down.
[06:57] Kiki
What?
[06:59] Kyoko
Right, Bear-sama?
SIGN Plush
[07:00] Kiki
Are you crazy or something?!
[07:02] Kiki
And why the hell isn't the sight of a
bear in school causing a mass panic?
[07:08] Costumer A
Look at that bear costume!
[07:10] Costumer B
Awesome quality!
[07:12] Costumer C
Nice! Must be pretty hot in that thing!
[07:16] Kyoko
Now I bid you good day, Kiki-san.
[07:18] Kyoko
Keep the violence to a minimum, would you?
[07:25] Kiki
Death to all couples!
SIGN Haunted House
SIGN I'm sorry, Desumi-san
SIGN Things have gotten a little complicated
SIGN Let's meet up
in the haunted house
SIGN Classroom 3-A
[07:46] Desumi
I think I finally lost her...
[07:51] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[07:53] Desumi
Fudo!
[07:54] Fudo
Your unprecedented cuteness revolutionizes
the concept of the maid!
[07:58] Fudo
The word "cute" hardly
seems sufficient anymore!
[07:58] Sign
Thoughtful
[08:02] Desumi
This is no time for that!
[08:04] Desumi
Let's hide back there!
[08:08] Desumi
I'm sorry, Fudo.
[08:10] Desumi
This has all been such a mess.
[08:12] Fudo
No, a glance at you in your maid
outfit makes anything worthwhile.
[08:17] Desumi
R-Really? I'm glad...
[08:19] Desumi
But you're embarrassing me again!
[08:23] Desumi
Oh, that's right...
[08:26] Desumi
Look, Fudo.
[08:27] Desumi
These are the sweets we serve
in our class's maid café.
[08:38] Desumi
W-Welcome home, master!
[08:45] Fudo
I might be the luckiest master
in all of human history!
[08:50] Desumi
Oh, you!
[08:54] Fudo
They're delicious.
[08:56] Desumi
I'm glad to hear it.
[09:00] Desumi
But... it really might be impossible
for us to be alone together
[09:04] Desumi
at the school festival, Fudo.
[09:06] Fudo
No, I believe we can overcome any
trial the world throws at us!
[09:15] Fudo
We must arrive at it no matter what...
[09:17] Fudo
Our shared Kokutei Moon!
[09:25] Desumi
Fudo...
[09:27] Desumi
Yes, you're right.
[09:29] Desumi
I should have confidence in us.
[09:31] Desumi
I feel bad for leaving my class in the lurch,
[09:33] Desumi
but let's wait here until the finale—
[09:34] Kiki
Illicit heterosexual relations detected!
[09:38] Kiki
I'm going to crush you!
[09:43] Kiki
Tell me your year and class number!
[09:43] Desumi
Run!
[09:44] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[09:45] Desumi
Fudo!
[09:47] Both
Let's meet up again later!
[10:07] Desumi
I think I lost her.
[10:16] Anna
Don't be so cold, Desucchi.
[10:18] Anna
You promised you'd go to
the Kokutei Moon with me!
[10:23] Desumi
I don't think I did!
SIGN UMA Study Group
Famous UMA-yaki
[10:35] Mob Boy
This is gonna be fun!
[10:36] Fudo
The couples have begun their exodus.
[10:39] Fudo
We have very little time left!
[10:44] Hayato
Where have you been, Fudo?
[10:46] Hayato
You promised you'd serve
as my horse all day long!
[10:50] Fudo
I never made any such promise!
[10:53] Girl B
There he is!
[10:54] Girl
Hayato!
[10:55] Boy A
Fudo-kun!
[10:57] Hayato
Right here!
[10:58] Hayato
Sorry to keep you waiting, all!
[11:05] Announcement
Attention, Kokutei Festival goers!
[11:07] Announcement
The time has arrived!
[11:10] Announcement
It's the shining jewel of the
Kokutei festival finale...
[11:15] Announcement
the Kokutei Moon!
[11:16] Announcement
It will be available for one hour only!
[11:20] Announcement
All couples, please gather
around the front entrance!
[11:31] Desumi
Love After World Domination!
[11:52] Anna
Desucchi!
[12:05] Anna
You can't get away from me, Desucchi!
[12:08] Desumi
H-Hojo-san! You're really
athletic, aren't you?!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[12:28] Anna
Just give in already, Desucchi!
[12:31] Kira
My, my. Magahara-san...
[12:33] Desumi
I need your h-help, Blood Princess!
[12:37] Kira
None of that, now, Reaper-chan.
[12:40] Kira
You're not supposed to
call me that at school.
SIGN Gekko Princess Series
Blood Princess
Kira Sanzugawa
[12:47] Desumi
S-Sorry about that, Sanzugawa-sensei!
[12:49] Desumi
But I have some urgent business to attend to!
[12:51] Desumi
Could you hold off the girl on the
other side of this door for me?
[12:54] Desumi
I can't seem to get her to leave me alone!
[12:57] Kira
That's no good, now.
[13:00] Kira
Bosslar-chan would be furious if he
caught me using my powers at school!
[13:04] Desumi
Please! I'm begging you!
[13:07] Kira
I'm afraid not.
[13:10] Desumi
I-I'll give you a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
SIGN squee♥
[13:15] narrator
Allow me to explain!
[13:17] narrator
Blood Princess is in love
with Supreme Ruler Bosslar!
[13:22] Kira
Well, perhaps just this once!
[13:25] Desumi
Thanks!
[13:32] Kira
You're not going anywhere, Hojo-san.
[13:35] Anna
Ugh, Blood Princess...
[13:37] Anna
This sucks.
[13:39] Kira
Why don't you stick around and
have a nice, long talk with me?
[13:44] Anna
Stop me, if you think you can.
[13:49] Kira
Bad girl.
SIGN Nurse's Office Announcements
[13:59] Kira
Gracious. You're awfully strong, aren't you?
[14:04] Anna
That's 'cause I'm also part
of the Princess Series!
[14:09] crowd
An explosion?
[14:10] crowd
Some kind of event?
[14:12] Desumi
That bought me a little time, at least.
[14:15] Girl
So cute!
[14:18] Girl Student B
Isn't that Red and Blue?
[14:20] Girl Student A
What are they doing?
[14:21] Desumi
Red?
[14:22] Hayato
Good boy!
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
[14:23] Hayato
Run, run!
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN Wa ha ha ha
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
[14:26] Desumi
What in the world is happening there?
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
SIGN spank
spank
[14:29] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[14:30] Boy A
Hot stuff!
[14:30] Desumi
Fudo?
[14:33] Kiki
Hey, Desumi.
[14:35] Desumi
Kiki?
[14:35] Kiki
You got nothing better to do, right?
[14:37] Kiki
Come help me track down couples.
[14:39] Desumi
She didn't realize that was
me in the haunted house?
[14:42] Desumi
That's a relief.
[14:44] Desumi
A-Actually, I do have a few plans...
[14:47] Kiki
But we've reached the finale.
[14:49] Kiki
What plans could you have?
[14:51] Kiki
Wait a minute...
[14:53] Kiki
You did mention you were interested
in romance that one time.
[14:58] Kiki
Don't tell me you've got a boyfriend, too!
[15:00] Desumi
Wait! Calm down!
[15:03] Kiki
Shiver...
SIGN S
H
I
V
E
R
[15:06] Kiki
Th-This chilling aura...
[15:14] Hayato
We meet again.
[15:16] Kiki
H-He's...
[15:16] Hayato
We meet again. We meet again. We meet again.
We meet again. We meet again...
[15:22] Hayato
Haven't seen you since the beach!
[15:25] Girls
Hayato!
[15:31] Desumi
Fudo!
[15:33] Desumi
Now's our chance!
[15:34] Fudo
R-Right!
[15:51] Fudo
We're running out of time!
[15:53] Desumi
I know that.
[15:54] Desumi
But they all recognize you...
[15:57] Desumi
And Princess Series members
are all around us.
SIGN Kokutei Festival
[16:01] Staff
Just five minutes left with the Kokutei Moon!
[16:12] Fudo
To break through the crowd and sit
there without anyone seeing us...
[16:21] Fudo
I'm out of ideas!
[16:25] Kyoko
Who in the world are you?
[16:28] Kyoko
I thought you were Bear-sama!
[16:30] Bear Costumer
Hang on! You're the one who grabbed on to me!
[16:32] Shoko
What are you trying to pull with
this extremely detailed costume?!
[16:35] Bear Costumer
I just really like bears, okay?!
[16:37] Kyoko
Then where is the real Bear-sama?!
[16:40] Bear Costumer
How should I know?!
[16:42] Kyoko
Oh, for pity's sake!
[16:43] Kyoko
Cosplay makes everything so confusing!
[16:47] Desumi
Fudo! We still have a chance!
[16:49] Desumi
We can't give up yet!
[16:50] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[16:56] staff
We'll take one more couple
before closing up shop!
SIGN Kokutei Festival
[17:02] Fudo
A-Are you sure we can do it?
[17:04] Desumi
Yes, I know that we can.
[17:07] Desumi
There's nothing we can't do!
[17:09] Desumi
Right?
[17:11] Fudo
Indeed.
[17:13] Fudo
You're right,
[17:15] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[17:22] Fudo
Freezing Change!
[17:26] Desumi
Welcome Evil! Punish Good!
[17:29] Changer
One! Change Gelato!
[17:36] Desumi
Reaper Change!
[18:01] Fudo
Let's go, Desumi-san!
[18:03] Desumi
Yes, Fudo!
[18:06] Student Man I
Just one couple left?
[18:08] Student Man A
Hey, look at that!
[18:12] Student Girl U
That's so cool!
[18:13] Student Man Costumer E
Awesome taste!
[18:15] Student Man Ka
Amazing quality, too!
[18:18] Student Man Costumer Ki
It's pretty fanfic, though.
[18:20] Student Man Costumer Ku
Totally.
[18:21] Student Man Costumer Ku
Red Gelato and Reaper Princess, getting along?
[18:54] Fudo
When you and I work together,
[18:57] Fudo
there is nothing that we cannot achieve.
[18:59] Desumi
Yes, because we are an invincible couple.
[19:05] Desumi
Perhaps the day when we can see
each other with heads held high
[19:08] Desumi
isn't so far away after all, Fudo.
[19:11] Fudo
Yes indeed, Desumi-san.
[19:15] Desumi
And until that day comes, I'm going
to enjoy having this little secret!
[19:21] Fudo
Yes.
[19:32] Staff
Okay! I'm taking the picture!
[21:19] Drone
Hey, did you hear?
[21:20] Drone
Culverin Bear and Steel-chan are dating!
[21:25] Catapult
Oh hang on, is that for real?
[21:28] Catapult
I totally had a feeling, though!
[21:30] Drone
I hear they were together at the
high school culture festival.
[21:35] Catapult
Young love goals!
[21:37] Catapult
A culture festival date
is total young love goals!
[21:39] Drone
Right?
[21:40] Drone
But inter-company romance
is against the rules.
[21:42] Drone
So actually going through with it
seems a little inappropriate.
[21:46] Catapult
But that's what makes it frickin' sweet!
[21:50] Catapult
Hey, hey...
[21:51] Catapult
If you were gonna date someone,
who'd you go for? Matchlock Eagle?
[21:55] Drone
Oh, no!
[21:56] Drone
He's far too self-aggrandizing.
[21:58] Catapult
Then what about Railgun Lion?
[22:01] Drone
I don't think so...
[22:02] Drone
I can't handle those "ora-ora" types.
[22:05] Catapult
Hard same!
[22:06] Catapult
Gatling Wolf?
[22:08] Drone
He's too neurotic and fastidious.
[22:11] Drone
I don't think I could ever date him.
[22:16] Drone
A good man is hard to find, isn't he?
[22:19] Catapult
Yeah, and it's so crazy!
[22:20] Catapult
I can't believe Steel's into Culverin Bear!
[22:24] Drone
She is still young, though.
[22:27] Drone
Maybe she's confused huggability
for something else.
[22:30] Catapult
Doubt you'll see any other member of the
Princess Series doing the romance thing!
[22:33] Drone
What about Reaper-chan?
[22:42] Catapult
Reaper, huh? Yeah, nah!
[22:45] Drone
You think?
[22:46] Catapult
Oh, totes nah!
[22:46] Drone
Yeah, you're right.
[22:50] Desumi
I'm back!
[22:52] Desumi
Have you been a good girl?
[22:54] Hellko
My mistress had another good day, I suppose.
[22:58] Desumi
Ready for my hot bath!
[23:01] Hellko
Because of that goon of a man, I suppose.
[23:05] Hellko
Not that I like to admit it.
[23:11] Hellko
But if my mistress is happy,
I suppose I'll allow it.
[23:20] Narrator
What is justice? What is peace?
[23:23] Narrator
Like hot-burning ice, they break
through the chaos of the age!
[23:27] Narrator
Their name, Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[23:31] Narrator
Tune in next week!
[23:32] Narrator
Next time, Episode 11: "What's the
Point of Getting Closer?"
SIGN Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer?
[23:35] Fudo
Humanity, preach love!
[23:37] Desumi
Is that what this show is about?
SIGN Clink...
E11 - What’s the Point of Getting Closer?
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[00:04] Drone
Now!
[00:05] Drone
All forces, charge!
[00:07] Combatants
Kii!
[00:09] Blue
They're coming!
[00:10] Blue
Don't let your guard down, everyone!
[00:13] Blue
Wh-What the—
[00:14] Blue
My Swordgun broke?!
[00:16] Pink
Mine did, too!
[00:19] Blue
Wow...
[00:24] Judgment
Ha ha ha.
SIGN Episode 11 What's the Point of Getting Closer?
[02:08] Beast
What's with you, Reaper?
[02:10] Desumi
Oh, well...
[02:11] Desumi
I was just thinking, she's always by herself.
SIGN Gekko Princess Series
Judgment Princess
Ranran
[02:16] Beast
Judgment, eh?
[02:17] Beast
She's a perpetual loner who
performs her missions in silence.
[02:20] Beast
The ideal Gekko soldier.
[02:22] Steel
Although when she removes her mask,
she has quite a charming appearance.
[02:26] Desumi
Yeah, yeah!
[02:27] Desumi
I'm gonna go talk to her!
[02:28] Beast
C'mon, mind your own business already!
[02:33] Desumi
Hey, Judgment!
[02:36] Desumi
Want to eat with us?
[02:43] Judgment
Another time, perhaps.
[02:52] Drone
Sorry about that, Reaper-chan.
[02:55] Desumi
Drone Rabbit-senpai...
[02:57] Drone
You know she's part of
my sixth squadron, right?
SIGN Dish Return
Leave no scraps behind! -—Bosslar
[03:00] Drone
Our team specializes in covert
operations and espionage,
[03:03] Drone
so she's been trained specially
in that since she joined Gekko.
[03:08] Drone
Avoiding interpersonal
relationships and such.
[03:11] Drone
I've asked her to at least open
up to her comrades, but...
[03:16] Desumi
I had no idea.
[03:19] Combatant A
You sounded great again today!
[03:21] Combatant B
Thanks!
[03:24] Combatant A
Greetings!
[03:25] Combatant B
Judgment Princess!
[03:37] Desumi
Hold it, Judgment!
[03:39] Desumi
Here!
[03:45] Desumi
And you'd better be there!
SIGN Princess Series Strategy Meeting
SIGN Tonight at 6
SIGN Gekko Women's Dorm
SIGN Reaper Princess's Room
SIGN Bring Pajamas
[03:52] Judgment
Strategy meeting?
[03:59] Kiki
Hey, Reaper.
SIGN Princess Series
Pajama Takoyaki Sleepover
[04:01] Kiki
You tricked us, damn it!
[04:03] Desumi
Now, now.
[04:04] Kiki
When I heard you were holding
a strategy meeting,
[04:05] Kiki
I thought it meant you were
finally taking things seriously!
[04:08] Kyoko
And yet, you still attended in pajamas.
[04:13] Kiki
Shut up!
[04:14] Kiki
But...
[04:16] Kiki
When did you two get so chummy?
[04:19] Desumi
I wish I could tell you!
[04:25] Kiki
Knowing you, you set this up to get
closer to Judgment Princess, right?
[04:30] Kiki
But there's no way she's coming.
[04:33] Kiki
Unlike you, she's a solitary warrior who—
[04:37] Desumi
It's open! Come on in!
[04:50] Desumi
Fudo... why?!
[04:52] Kiki
H-Hey, you're...
[04:54] Kyoko
Red Gelato?
[04:55] Kiki
Going for a one-man raid, huh?!
[05:00] Desumi
Wait a minute.
[05:02] Desumi
Can it...
[05:03] Desumi
Can it be...
[05:05] Kiki
Fine by me! I'll take it from here!
[05:08] Desumi
Wait, Beast! That's—
[05:15] Ranran
Ha ha ha.
[05:16] Ranran
It is I. Surprised?
[05:19] Ranran
Though I admit, your perpetual
combat readiness does impress.
[05:22] Ranran
Did you see through my disguise, Reaper?
[05:26] Desumi
First, he would never take his shoes
off in such a haphazard fashion.
[05:30] Desumi
And your biceps brachii
muscles were a bit too small.
[05:33] Ranran
Impressive.
[05:34] Kiki
That's the rival I know.
She really does her research.
[05:48] Desumi
Okay, it's ready!
[05:51] Both
Let's eat!
[05:55] Kiki
Hey, that's pretty tasty!
[05:57] Kyoko
It's wonderful with cheese in, too!
[06:03] Ranran
I was informed that this
was a strategy meeting.
[06:06] Ranran
What is its actual point?
[06:07] Kiki
It's more like a friendly gathering.
[06:10] Kyoko
The purpose is for all of us to get closer.
[06:14] Ranran
What is the point of getting closer?
[06:17] Kiki
Yeah, I totally get how you feel!
[06:20] Kiki
But don't even bother.
[06:21] Kiki
Reaper's pretty damned
good at getting her way.
[06:24] Kiki
Now that we're here,
enjoying yourself is the only option.
[06:27] Kyoko
And you do seem to be enjoying
yourself, Beast-san.
[06:30] Kiki
A-Am not!
[06:32] Desumi
Have some, Judgment!
[06:34] Desumi
Is this your first time eating takoyaki?
[06:36] Desumi
It's very good.
[06:49] Fudo
Yes, it's quite delicious.
[06:51] Kiki
You're gonna give me a heart attack!
[06:54] Ranran
I'm sorry. I feel hesitant
to express myself freely.
[06:57] Kiki
That's no reason to retreat into a disguise!
[07:25] Desumi
Now, one big sleepover staple
is talking about romance!
[07:28] Kiki
Do you ever talk about anything else?
[07:31] Kyoko
But being in love can inspire you in work!
[07:34] Kiki
The hell?
SIGN Personal Achievements on the Rise
[07:37] Kiki
I guess that is pretty convincing,
coming from you.
[07:41] Ranran
What is "being in love"?
[07:43] Ranran
Is being in love beneficial?
[07:45] Desumi
Oh, it's nothing but!
[07:48] Ranran
Can you describe the effects
of "being in love"?
[07:51] Desumi
It makes every day feel joyous,
like everything around you is shining!
[07:56] Ranran
This suggests that you are
currently in a state of love.
[08:00] Desumi
W-Well... we're not talking
about me right now.
[08:03] Ranran
We are. You can't escape it.
[08:05] Ranran
Who is it? Is it anybody I know?
[08:08] Desumi
I-I'm not telling!
[08:09] Ranran
Very well. I'll commence guessing.
[08:11] Ranran
This one?
[08:12] Ranran
This one?
[08:13] Ranran
This one?
[08:15] Kiki
There's no way it's Red, Judgment.
[08:19] Ranran
I wonder...
[08:24] Kyoko
You're blushing, Reaper-san.
[08:27] Desumi
I-I think I turned the heater up too high.
[08:29] Desumi
Boy, it's hot in here!
[08:33] Desumi
O-Oh, I know!
[08:36] Desumi
I've got presents!
[08:39] Desumi
Here!
[08:43] Desumi
To celebrate our new friendship!
[08:48] Ranran
Then, we are friends?
[08:50] Desumi
Yeah, totally!
[08:56] Desumi
And I made one for each of you!
[08:58] Kiki
Why in the world would you
make this stuff, Reaper?
[09:02] Kyoko
But of course, she is
in the handicrafts club!
[09:31] Desumi
Are you leaving, Judgment?
[09:35] Desumi
Thank you for coming.
[09:39] Ranran
Thank you for inviting me today.
[09:42] Ranran
I never intended to get closer with you all.
[09:44] Ranran
I intended to leave immediately.
[09:47] Ranran
But I do believe that I enjoyed myself.
[09:52] Ranran
Yes.
[09:56] Desumi
Come see us again sometime, Judgment.
[10:03] Fudo
You bet I will!
[10:11] Desumi
Sh-She gave me a heart attack...
[10:26] Ranran
Ha ha ha!
[10:36] Desumi
Hey, Fudo.
[10:38] Desumi
Are you really Fudo?
[10:40] Fudo
What are you talking about, Desumi-sa—
[10:42] Fudo
Hey! You're breaking my face!
[10:45] Fudo
Desumi—
SIGN Rip
[10:47] Fudo
Wh-What are you doing, Desumi-san?!
[10:51] Desumi
I... I'm sorry, Fudo.
[10:55] Desumi
Love After World Domination.
[11:10] Culverin
You fell for my trap, heroes!
[11:12] Culverin
Here on this snowy mountain,
you can't even move!
[11:15] Blue
Isn't the same true for you?
[11:17] Culverin
No way...
[11:18] Culverin
He's right!
[11:19] Culverin
Anyway, go, Gekko soldiers!
[11:26] Culverin
I said, go!
SIGN Mt. Takao Summit
[11:38] Fudo
Your coffee really is
truly exceptional, Desumi-san.
[11:41] Desumi
You old kidder!
[11:43] Fudo
The truth is, Desumi-san...
[11:44] Fudo
I have big news today.
[11:47] Fudo
At last, the book I worked so
hard on has been published!
SIGN Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
A Treatise
By Fudo Aikawa
[11:52] Fudo
Here it is!
[11:55] Desumi
That's incredible!
[11:56] Desumi
Well done, Fudo!
[11:57] Fudo
To celebrate it going on sale,
[11:59] Fudo
I'm going to have a signing
at the bookstore tomorrow.
[12:02] Desumi
A signing?
[12:03] Fudo
Would you stop by if you
have time, Desumi-san?
[12:06] Desumi
Of course I'll be there!
[12:08] Desumi
Even if it kills me!
SIGN The
Next
Day
SIGN Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
A Treatise
By Fudo Aikawa
[12:16] friend A
Desumi. Desumi!
[12:19] friend A
C'mon, Desumi! Don't ignore me!
[12:21] Friend B
You want to go to a movie after school?
[12:24] Desumi
I'll pass for today. I've
got a signing to go to.
[12:27] Friend B
A signing?
[12:28] Friend A
For this book?
[12:30] Friend B
That book looks weird!
[12:32] Desumi
Regardless, it's important to me!
[12:35] Desumi
We'll go out another time.
[12:37] Friend B
You're bright red, though.
[12:39] Desumi
Well, I wouldn't say that...
[12:41] friend A
No, you're seriously red.
[12:43] friend A
Are you sure you don't have a fever?
[12:45] Desumi
A-Actually...
SIGN Hot
SIGN Hot
SIGN Hot
SIGN Hot
[12:47] Desumi
I am feeling a little... dizzy...
[12:56] friend B
Hey... Desumi?!
[13:00] Friend A
Wh-What are you doing?
[13:02] Desumi
Got to get... to the signing...
[13:06] friend A
In your condition?!
[13:08] Friend B
It could kill you!
[13:10] Friend A
Come on, get real.
[13:11] Friend B
Let's get you to the nurse's office.
[13:13] Desumi
I did spend the whole
day on a snowy mountain,
[13:16] Desumi
but I was in a snow hut, at least...
[13:19] friend B
That's what you do for fun?!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[13:30] Kira
I sense... illness.
[13:34] Friend A
Sanzugawa-sensei, she's got a fever.
[13:38] Kira
Oh, poor thing!
[13:41] Desumi
Blood Princess...
[13:44] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[13:45] Narrator
As revealed in the previous
episode's signs,
[13:48] Narrator
Nurse Sanzugawa is actually
Desumi's colleague, Blood Princess!
[13:54] Kira
Just leave her to me.
[13:56] Desumi
No... I have to get to the signing...
[14:03] Friend A
Thanks for taking her!
[14:05] Kira
Take care, dears!
[14:07] Friend A
Did Sanzugawa-sensei seem weirdly
happy about this to you?
[14:11] Friend B
Oh, come on!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[14:26] Desumi
Fudo...
SIGN Which Insects Would Be Strongest if They Were Giant?
A Treatise
Now Available
Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
[14:55] Desumi
A chain?
[14:57] Kira
How are you feeling?
[15:00] Desumi
Blood?
[15:02] Kira
Don't worry. You're safe now.
[15:04] Kira
Now, let's get you changed,
[15:08] Kira
Reaper-chan.
[15:10] Desumi
Have to get to... book signing...
[15:15] Desumi
What are you doing?!
[15:17] Kira
Come, now, let's wipe off that sweat.
[15:20] Desumi
Cut it out!
[15:22] Kira
Someone as strong as you is rarely injured,
[15:25] Kira
so this is the first time I've
been able to attend to you.
[15:28] Kira
Now, dearie, let Mommy look after you.
[15:33] Desumi
Please go away!
[15:36] Kiki
Hey, Desumi!
[15:37] Kiki
About our part-time job today…
[15:41] Kiki
Huh? She's not here?
[15:43] Friend B
Desumi caught a cold.
[15:46] Friend B
She's probably still sleeping
in the nurse's office.
[15:48] Kiki
What?!
[15:49] Kyoko
Desumi-san caught a cold?
[15:51] Kyoko
How unusual...
[15:52] Kiki
That's not good.
[15:54] Kyoko
What is it?
[15:55] Kiki
I left myself in Blood's care once before.
[16:00] (Flashback) Kiki
Sorry, Blood.
[16:01] (Flashback) Kiki
Can I ask for some treatment?
[16:03] (Flashback) Blood
Oh, most certainly.
[16:09] Kiki
She treats anyone she
looks after like a baby!
[16:16] Kiki
Her motherly instincts are out of control!
[16:19] Kiki
I managed to escape with my life,
[16:21] Kiki
but Mommy almost brainwashed
me in the process!
[16:24] Kyoko
Perhaps she succeeded?
[16:26] Kyoko
You just called her "Mommy."
[16:28] Kiki
Even if she is my rival, Reaper is my friend!
[16:31] Kiki
I have to save her from that hell!
[16:34] Kyoko
Do you think you can beat her?
[16:36] Kiki
Yeah, when she sees someone
who's sick, she loses all judgment.
[16:39] Kiki
We'll pretend to be sick to get close to her,
[16:42] Kiki
and when she lets her guard down,
we'll give her a pounding!
[16:45] Kiki
I haven't forgotten what you put me through.
[16:47] Kiki
Listen up, Mommy! I'm about
to traumatize you!
[16:51] Kiki
Stay safe until we get there, Reaper!
[16:56] Desumi
Blood... what is going on?
[17:00] Kira
Now, now, dearie.
[17:01] Kira
It's "Mommy," not "Blood."
[17:04] Kira
Here you are, sweetie, some nice porridge.
[17:09] Kira
Oh, look at you! You're chewing so good!
[17:12] Kira
Is it tasty?
[17:15] Kira
My sweetie little girl!
[17:21] Desumi
Not good...
[17:22] Desumi
The signing's about to start...
[17:26] Blood
Oh, darling dear. Are we sleepy?
[17:30] Blood
There, there. Mommy's here for nappy-time.
[17:35] Blood
Now, she'll read for you from
her original picture book...
SIGN Fight!
Bosslar-kun
SIGN Fight!
Bosslar-kun
SIGN Fight!
Bosslar-kun
SIGN Fight!
Bosslar-kun
[17:43] Blood
"Long, long ago, in a far-away land,
[17:46] Blood
there was a strong, brave,
[17:50] Blood
and occasionally very silly
little boy named Bosslar-kun..."
SIGN Momotaro
[17:55] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother
"The old man went to the
mountains to gather wood,
[17:58] (Flashback) Deusmi's Mother
while the old woman went to
the river to do the washing..."
[18:05] Desumi
Mommy...
[18:09] Kiki
Desumi!
[18:09] Kyoko
Desumi-san!
[18:12] Kira
Keep your voices down, girls.
[18:15] Kira
The baby just got to sleep.
[18:20] Kiki
Not good!
[18:21] Kiki
She's gotten pretty far along...
[18:23] Kira
Are the two of you under the weather as well?
[18:28] Kiki
Y-Yeah, my stomach hurts...
[18:32] Kyoko
And I have a bit of a cough!
[18:34] Kira
How awful!
[18:35] Kira
Let me look after you!
[18:38] Kiki
She fell for it!
[18:39] Kira
Click!
[18:51] Kiki
Ow, ow...
[18:52] Kiki
Where are we?
SIGN Special Nurse's Office
[18:55] Both
"Special nurse's office"?
[19:11] Kira
We don't have enough beds
up there, so I'll treat you here!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[19:44] Fudo
Th-This is... Desumi-san's...
[19:49] Fudo
Are you all right, Desumi-san?
[19:51] Fudo
You weren't answering your
phone, so I went looking...
[19:57] Fudo
Wh-Why is she sleeping like this?
[20:01] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[20:06] Desumi
Read it again...
[20:10] Fudo
R-Read... it?
[20:13] Desumi
Yeah... Yeah...
[20:19] Fudo
Then I shall.
SIGN Nurse's Office
[20:22] Fudo
"And in this writer's humble opinion,
the strongest insect is...
[20:26] Fudo
Of course, the ant!
[20:28] Fudo
Because the ant can lift several
times its own weight with its jaws—"
[20:35] Desumi
Fudo?
[20:36] Fudo
You're up, Desumi-san?
[20:38] Desumi
Why are you—
[20:41] Desumi
I-It's not like that, Fudo!
[20:44] Desumi
I was... delirious with a fever...
[20:46] Fudo
What? You have a fever, Desumi-san?!
[20:48] Fudo
That's awful!
[20:53] Desumi
Don't do that out of the blue!
You're making the fever worse!
[20:55] Fudo
S-Sorry, I wasn't thinking...
[20:58] Desumi
What about the signing?
[21:00] Desumi
You didn't slip out, did you?
[21:02] Fudo
Well, actually...
SIGN Fudo Aikawa Book Signing
[21:08] Fudo
We didn't get a single customer.
[21:12] Desumi
R-Really?
[21:15] Desumi
Does that mean I get the first autograph?
[21:24] Fudo
Yes, of course!
[21:27] Kira
"And so, they lived happily
ever after together."
[21:34] Kira
Isn't that lovely?
[21:37] Kyoko
Goo-goo...
[21:38] Kiki
Mommy...
[21:41] Fudo
Did you hear someone reading aloud just now?
[21:44] Desumi
I didn't.
[21:45] Desumi
It's probably in your head!
SIGN Fudo Aikawa
[23:21] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[23:22] Desumi
Fudo...
[23:23] Fudo
Desumi-san.
[23:24] Desumi
Fudo.
[23:25] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[23:26] Desumi
Fudo!
[23:28] Fudo
Desumi-san!!
[23:29] Desumi
Fudo!!
SIGN Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
[23:33] Fudo's Mom
Next time, the final episode: "Eternal Rivals"!
[23:37] Fudo & Desumi
See you then!
E12 - Eternal Rivals
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[00:08] Bosslar
Soon, very soon...
SIGN Ultimate
[00:10] Bosslar
The world will belong to Gekko!
SIGN Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
[00:21] Fudo
Delicious!
[00:22] Fudo
They're like little hamburgers!
[00:25] Desumi
They're macarons.
[00:27] Desumi
And I made lots, so there are plenty
more where that came from.
[00:29] Fudo
Thanks.
[00:31] Fudo
Oh, and Desumi-san.
[00:33] Fudo
It looks like I'm going to
be in another commercial.
[00:37] Fudo
Here's the outline.
[00:38] Desumi
I can't wait!
[00:41] Desumi
What's it for this time?
[00:43] Fudo
It's some bridal thing.
SIGN Twitch
[00:46] Fudo
What? It's just my usual commercial stuff.
SIGN Kishimoto Weddings, Ltd
SIGN New Commercial
SIGN Our Wedding Is On
SIGN Outline
[00:49] Desumi
"Our Wedding Is On"?!
SIGN Our Wedding Is On
Outline
[00:52] Desumi
And his costar is...
SIGN "Bride"
Anna Hashimoto
[00:53] Desumi
The current big star, Hashi-An?!
SIGN The Cutest Anna Hashimoto
SIGN In-Depth Guest
SIGN Beshakuri
[00:55] Desumi
The one who just said that Red's
her favorite member of Gelato 5...
[01:02] Fudo
What is it, Desumi-san?
[01:04] Desumi
"Scene 1. The couple enters the chapel."
[01:05] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[01:06] Desumi
"Scene 2. They gaze at each
other before the priest."
[01:07] Fudo
Hello, Desumi-san?
[01:10] Desumi
"Scene 3. They cut the cake."
[01:10] Fudo
D-Desumi-san?
[01:13] ---
Then the line: "For your big
day, choose Kishimoto Weddings."
[01:15] Fudo
Desumi-san?
[01:19] Desumi
Fudo-kun...
[01:20] ---
Y-Yes?
[01:22] Desumi
This is one job that you dare not accept.
[01:24] Fudo
Wh-Why not?!
[01:26] Fudo
But I have to, Desumi-san!
[01:28] Fudo
The rest of the team turned them down!
[01:31] (Flashback) Hayato
My fans would be distraught to
see me in a commercial like that!
[01:35] (Flashback) Hayato
I'll pass, thanks.
[01:36] (Flashback) Daigo
It's incompatible with my image.
[01:39] Fudo
So I'm the only one left!
[01:42] Desumi
Well, you can't do it, either!
[01:43] Fudo
What's wrong with you, Desumi-san?
[01:45] Fudo
You've never been this selfish before.
[01:48] Desumi
Selfish?
[01:50] Fudo
This is my job.
[01:51] Fudo
How can I—
[01:53] Desumi
Fine, then!
[01:54] Desumi
Go cut your cake with Hashi-An or whatever!
[01:57] Fudo
Wait, Desumi-san!
[01:59] Fudo
Desumi-san!
[02:01] Fudo
What in the world happened there?
[02:04] Haru
I heard everything!
[02:07] Fudo
Haru-kun?
[02:08] Fudo
It's not nice to eavesdrop!
[02:10] Fudo
But yes, please tell me...
[02:12] Fudo
Why is Desumi-san so upset?
[02:15] Fudo
It's just a commercial!
[02:17] Haru
"Just a commercial..."
[02:18] Haru
Yet it is a commercial.
[02:20] Haru
Try to imagine it, Senpai.
[02:22] Haru
The person you most love, cutting a
cake with a total stranger...
[02:28] Fudo
Cutting a cake...
SIGN Guahhh!!
[02:36] Haru
Do you grasp it now, Senpai?
[02:40] Fudo
What an incorrigible fool I've been!
[02:43] Haru
You can still make it right!
[02:46] Prof
What's all this, now?
SIGN Thump
[02:49] Fudo
I just realized that I can't
do the cake-cutting scene!
[02:52] Fudo
Please, let me withdraw from the commercial!
[02:54] Prof
Why can't you do the cake-cutting scene?
[02:57] Prof
Nothing doing!
[02:58] Prof
Kishimoto Weddings is a
very important sponsor!
[03:01] Fudo
I'm begging you!
[03:02] Prof
Honestly!
[03:04] Prof
All right, Fudo-kun.
SIGN Combined Weapon Proposal
[03:06] Prof
Look at this.
[03:07] Prof
The combined weapon made up
from your individual weapons
[03:12] Prof
has been stalled for a while
due to lack of funding.
[03:16] Prof
But just the other day, it became reality!
[03:20] Prof
Thanks to their large contribution.
[03:23] Prof
Although it's just a commercial, it's an
important part of our fight for world peace!
[03:27] Prof
Please don't be unreasonable.
[03:31] Fudo
For the sake of world peace...
[03:33] Fudo
But is it worth making Desumi-san unhappy?
[03:38] (Flashback) Desumi
I made lots!
[03:41] Fudo
That's it!
[03:42] Prof
What now?
[03:44] Fudo
I'll make my own cake
[03:46] Fudo
and do my first cake-cutting with Desumi
before the commercial is filmed!
[03:52] Fudo
No!
[03:53] Fudo
It's not good enough.
SIGN Fudo
SIGN You have no new messages
[04:17] Combatant A
I ain't goin' in there!
[04:18] Combatant B
Too dangerous.
[04:20] Beast
What's all this about?
[04:22] Combatant
W-Well, you see...
SIGN Menacing
[04:28] Steel
Is that...
[04:29] Steel
Reaper-san?
[04:34] Desumi
He hasn't called me in two whole days!
[04:36] Desumi
Stupid, stupid, stupid Fudo!
[04:40] Gekko Announcer
All squad leaders and
Princess Series members,
[04:43] Gekko Announcer
report to the conference room at once.
[04:53] Bosslar
Your attention, please!
[04:55] Bosslar
The time is nigh!
[04:56] Bosslar
This is the birth of our greatest
monster yet, the Ultimate Phantom!
[05:01] Narrator
For the sake of any viewers
who may have forgotten,
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[05:04] Narrator
allow me to explain once more!
SIGN Negative
SIGN Negative Energy
[05:06] Narrator
Secret Society Gekko is trying to use
the negative energy emitted by humans
SIGN Ultimate Phantom
[05:10] Narrator
to fuel the creation of the Ultimate
Phantom, their greatest monster yet!
[05:17] Snake
Hey, about dang time!
[05:19] Bosslar
It is your diligent efforts that
have made this day possible!
[05:24] Bosslar
Behold! It's filled to the
brim with negative energy!
[05:27] Bosslar
Now, let us celebrate!
[05:33] Desumi
Celebrate... Cake...
[05:36] Desumi
Cutting a cake...
[05:38] Bosslar
At last, our plans for world
domination will bear fruit!
[05:45] Beast
I feel you, Reaper Princess.
[05:47] Beast
Our day is finally here!
[05:51] Desumi
Stupid Fudo...
[05:54] Bosslar
Now, awaken!
[05:58] Bosslar
Our greatest monster, Ultimate Phantom!
SIGN Ultimate
[06:18] Ultimate
Pucka-pucka.
[06:23] Ultimate
Goo-goo.
[06:26] Ultimate
Pucka-pucka. Pucka.
[06:29] Steel
It's not quite what I'd imagined.
[06:31] Beast
Looks pretty weak to me.
[06:33] Blood
Is it... a failure?
[06:36] Bosslar
I-It can't be!
[06:39] Bosslar
I created you for but one purpose!
[06:41] Bosslar
Destroy humanity and bring
about our dream of—
[06:48] Bosslar
Owie!
[06:55] Bear
Wh-What in the world?!
[06:56] Blood
Bosslar-sama!
[07:03] Bear
What?!
[07:05] Eagle
Is it...
[07:06] Drone
...out of control?
[07:12] Bosslar
Why... Why?!
[07:15] Bosslar
Ultimate Phantom!
[07:18] Beast
Bad little boys who don't do as they're told
[07:21] Beast
need punishment!
SIGN Major Yikes Kannonflame
[07:39] Beast
Right here, kid!
SIGN Rampaging Lion Claws
[07:44] Beast
Rampaging Lion Claws!
[07:46] Blood
Bloody Slicer!
SIGN Bloody Slicer
[07:51] Judgment
Duàn Zuì Liè Lún!
SIGN Duàn Zuì Liè Lún
[08:00] Beast
How d'you like that?
[08:08] Bear
Step aside, Princess Series!
[08:10] Bear
Fire!
[08:28] Bear
Did we do it?!
[08:32] Bear
What?!
[08:33] Bear
It did nothing—
[08:43] Steel
C-Culverin Bear-sama!
[08:45] Beast
It ate him?!
[08:49] Steel
Damn you!
[08:59] Beast
It integrates whatever it eats?
[09:07] Beast
N-Not good!
SIGN Desumi Fudo
SIGN Radiance
[09:34] Fudo
All done!
[09:36] Prof
Fudo-kun, it's time to head to the shoot!
[09:40] Fudo
Yes, sir!
[09:52] Hashi-An
Fudo-san!
[09:53] Fudo
Hashimoto-san!
[09:58] Beast
Hey! What's with you, Reaper?
[10:00] Steel
It ate Bear-sama!
[10:03] Beast
Oh, for... Can someone
here get real already?!
[10:06] Beast
It's heading for the city!
We have to go after it!
[10:13] Fudo
Please... pick up, Desumi-san!
[10:17] Judgment
Are you all right?
[10:18] Drone
Ow, ow...
[10:20] Drone
Yes, thanks. I'm fine.
SIGN Fudo
SIGN Fudo
SIGN Fudo
SIGN Fudo
[10:27] Desumi
Hmph!
[10:28] Snake
Sheesh, what a mess!
[10:37] Desumi
What a fool I've been.
[10:45] Director
Fudo-kun, I'd really like to start the shoot.
[10:48] Fudo
R-Right. Thanks.
SIGN Desumi-san
Calling
[10:52] Fudo
Desumi-san...
[11:02] Hashi-An
Is something the matter?
[11:06] Fudo
Not at all.
[11:07] Hashi-An
Really?
[11:09] Hashi-An
Then I hope we can get started!
[11:13] Director
Time for Scene 3, cutting the cake!
[11:20] Fudo
It's begun at last.
[11:23] Director
Action!
[11:38] Hashi-An
Excuse me, Fudo-san.
[11:40] Hashi-An
You're holding it too hard!
[11:43] Fudo
I'm sorry.
[11:46] Fudo
I can only cut my first cake with Desumi-san!
[12:07] Ultimate
Pucka-pucka.
[12:10] Fudo
What is that monster?!
[12:15] Reporter
I'm currently over a wedding venue
where an explosion just occurred!
SIGN BREAKING
CITY WEDDING VENUE
SUDDEN EXPLOSION
[12:20] Reporter
Look at this!
[12:21] Reporter
The smoke hasn't even settled!
[12:23] Reporter
We can't tell if it's an accident
or intentional at this time.
[12:27] Reporter
But it's dangerous to be in the area,
so we implore everyone to stay away!
[12:30] Judgment
The explosion appears to be
the work of Ultimate Phantom.
[12:33] Reporter
I'm getting new information now.
[12:35] Reporter
It seems Fudo Aikawa of Gelato 5
was filming at this venue!
[12:44] Desumi
Fudo?
[12:47] Fudo
You need to get to safety!
[12:49] Hashi-An
I will!
[12:54] Fudo
Is this a new Gekko monster?
[12:58] Ultimate
Destroy... humans.
SIGN Desumi
Fudo
[13:04] Fudo
The cake I made for Desumi-san and me!
[13:09] Daigo
Fudo!
[13:09] Hayato
You okay?
[13:12] Daigo
Did you really just turn
your back on the enemy?
[13:14] Misaki
Come on, let's get transformed!
[13:17] Misaki
Hey... were you crying?
[13:19] Fudo
C-Certainly not!
[13:24] Fudo
Let's go! Time to transform!
[13:31] Team
Freezing Change!
[13:33] Changer
Five!
[13:34] Changer
Four!
[13:36] Changer
Three!
[13:37] Changer
Two!
[13:38] Changer
One!
[13:39] Changer
Change Gelato!
[13:44] Red
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
[13:48] Red
Red Gelato!
[13:50] Blue
The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
[13:54] Blue
Blue Gelato!
[13:56] Yellow
The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
[13:59] Yellow
Yellow Gelato!
[14:02] Pink
The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
[14:05] Pink
Pink Gelato!
[14:08] Green
The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
[14:11] Green
Green Gelato!
[14:14] Gelato 5
Together, we are...
[14:16] Gelato 5
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[14:21] Red
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[14:41] Yellow
Here's one for you!
[14:45] Yellow
Megaton Lemon Crush!
[14:52] Pink
Misaki-san!
[14:53] Pink
Let go of her!
[14:55] Pink
Sky Peach Rain!
[15:01] Blue
Right over here!
[15:03] Blue
Twin Soda Slash!
[15:16] Red
Sweet Berry Impact!
[15:20] Red
Daigo-san!
[15:22] Green
Right!
[15:25] Green
Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
[15:30] Green
Your ferocity is truly admirable.
[15:33] Green
I only wish we could have
met under different—
[15:41] Red
Guys!
[15:44] Reporter
The building's coming down!
[15:47] Reporter
Are our heroes safe?!
[15:48] Fudo's Mother
Oh my!
[15:50] Reporter
L-Look at that!
[15:51] Reporter
The fight isn't over!
[15:53] Reporter
And the giant monster
seems completely unharmed!
[15:57] Green
I'm sorry, Fudo.
[15:59] Reporter
And it looks like our heroes
have taken quite a beating...
[16:02] Reporter
How in the world is this going to turn out?
[16:09] Beast
Finally caught up.
[16:11] Reporter
It looks like Gekko reinforcements
have just arrived!
[16:15] Reporter
Not only are they facing a ferocious monster,
[16:15] Desumi's Father
Here's our chance!
[16:17] Reporter
but the Princess Series
have also joined the fight!
[16:17] Kids
Go, Gekko!
[16:20] Reporter
This might be the greatest
crisis Gelato 5 has ever faced!
[16:26] Steel
You'll pay.
[16:28] Steel
You'll pay!
[16:34] Steel
Iron Prison!
SIGN Iron Prison
[16:36] Reporter
Oh! There seems to be some
in-fighting going on!
[16:39] Reporter
What could be the cause of it?!
[16:40] Beast
I'll slice you to ribbons!
[16:53] Beast
S-Steel!
[17:05] Beast
Y-You damned monster...
[17:08] Reporter
It appears Gekko doesn't have
control of this monster.
[17:14] Reporter
And now...
[17:15] Reporter
It's devouring the cake!
[17:17] Reporter
It just does whatever it wants!
[17:24] Red
This thing...
[17:25] Reporter
The monster's appearance is changing!
[17:35] Desumi
Fudo...
SIGN Desumi
Fudo
[17:54] Blue
That thing is incredible!
[17:57] Red
Red here.
[17:59] Prof
Fudo-kun, hold it horizontal!
[18:02] Prof
Fudo-kun.
[18:03] Prof
We're left with no other choice.
[18:05] Prof
It'll be quite a test run, but you'll
have to use that weapon we discussed.
[18:09] Prof
The Combiner Sword, Gelato Claymore!
[18:12] Prof
That weapon will surely defeat the monster.
[18:15] Prof
Everyone, combine your weapons!
[18:22] Red
Let's go!
[18:24] Team
Combine!
[18:38] Team
Complete! Gelato Claymore!
[18:42] Reporter
Are you seeing this, everyone?
[18:44] Reporter
Gelato 5's weapons, and their hearts...
[18:47] Reporter
are united!
[18:52] Red
Everyone!
[18:53] Reporter
Blue, Green, Pink, and
Yellow have been captured!
[19:01] Reporter
Red's wound appears quite serious.
[19:04] Reporter
What in the world will happen next?!
[19:06] Red
Damn it!
[19:14] Reporter
What is this?!
[19:17] Blue
It can't be!
[19:18] Reporter
Reaper Princess joins the battle!
[19:21] Reporter
I can't believe what I'm seeing!
[19:23] Reporter
Those two eternal rivals...
working as a team?!
[19:27] Red
Desumi-san?
[19:29] Desumi
I'm sorry for being selfish.
[19:32] Desumi
I'm sure you must hate me now.
[19:35] Red
I wouldn't. Never ever.
[19:37] Red
Not even if the heavens fell to the earth!
[19:41] Desumi
Fudo!
[19:43] Red
Desumi-san.
[19:45] Reporter
I can't hear what they're saying,
[19:47] Reporter
but it's easy to imagine it's
a heated exchange of insults!
[19:55] Desumi
Are you ready, Fudo?
[19:56] Red
I am, Desumi-san!
[20:23] Pink
I know they can do this!
[20:27] Beast
Just do it, Reaper!
[20:31] Team
Go!
[20:33] Desumi
What? Fudo, is this...
[20:36] Red
Yes, this is...
[20:42] Red& Desumi
...like we're cutting a cake!
[20:55] Blue
Heck yeah!
[20:56] Beast
Running away with the glory...
[21:00] Boys A&B
They did it!
[21:01] Fudo's Mother
That's my Fudo!
[21:03] Urami
Big Sister!
[21:04] Kids
Big Sis!
[21:20] Fudo
Thank you, Desumi-san.
[21:22] Fudo
I would have lost for sure if not for you.
[21:25] Desumi
I'm the one who should thank you.
[21:27] Desumi
You made us a cake, didn't you?
[21:31] Desumi
I'd love to actually eat the next one!
[21:33] Fudo
Easily provided, Desumi-san!
[21:37] Fudo
This child... isn't it that monster?
[21:39] Desumi
I think it is.
[21:41] Desumi
It's too small to cause any
more harm now, I'm sure.
[21:43] Baby
Papa! Mama!
[21:46] Fudo
R-Really!
[21:47] Fudo
This appears to be a case
of mistaken identity!
[21:50] Desumi
Honestly, what a silly baby!
[21:52] Reporter
After vanquishing the giant monster,
[21:54] Reporter
has a new friendship sprung up between them?!
[21:56] Reporter
Let's have an interview!
[22:00] Reporter
Rondo of the Reaper!
SIGN Rondo of the Reaper
[22:07] Reporter
Th-There's no mutual understanding at all!
[22:13] Fudo
N-Not bad, Reaper Princess!
[22:17] Desumi
F-Friendship? Don't be absurd!
[22:20] Desumi
I am Reaper Princess.
[22:21] Desumi
The cold and merciless devil incarnate!
[22:24] Desumi
Never forget that.
[22:25] Baby
Mama! Mama!
[22:38] Fudo
Let us meet again, De—
[22:39] Fudo
Reaper Princess!
[22:42] Desumi
A-Any time, Fu—
[22:44] Desumi
Red Gelato!
[22:46] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
SIGN Allow me to explain!
[22:48] Narrator
This is the story of a hero of justice
[22:51] Narrator
and a secret society's combatant
[22:52] Narrator
walking the road of forbidden love!