E5 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:32] Jinguuji     But why are we here, too? [01:35] Jinguuji     We came in voluntarily for questioning.     We didn't break any laws. [01:39] Lucius     The blonde one over there... Audrey, was it? [01:44] Lucius     She launched some kind of psychological     attack on me, didn't she? [01:48] Tachibana     What? [01:49] Tachibana     Th-Th-That's just, um... [01:51] Jinguuji     With her, it's more of a curse that     makes everyone around her do this. [01:55] Lucius     A type of charm then, is it? No wonder. [01:58] Lucius     Psychological attacks don't work on me. [02:01] ---     I've trained to prevent it. [02:03] Lucius     Nevertheless, I feel my awareness      of you is greatly enhanced. [02:11] Lucius     Would you like a candy? [02:13] Tachibana     You're giving me some? Yay! [02:15] Jinguuji     Are you sure it doesn't work? [02:17] Lucius     Though unintentional, I cannot turn a     blind eye to a psychological attack on me. [02:22] Lucius     If you help with this, you will be     declared innocent, the same as that. SIGN    That [02:26] Lucius     Please think of it as some simple assistance. [02:29] Lucius     You're strong, aren't you?     You did defeat this after all. SIGN    This [02:33] Schwartz     You've been calling me "this" and "that."     Couldn't you call me by name? [02:37] Tachibana     Your name is way too long. [02:40] Tachibana     Let's give you a nickname! [02:42] Tachibana     How about Schwa-kun? [02:44] Schwartz     We've only just met, but we're already     close enough to go by nicknames? [02:47] Schwartz     Could it be that she feels... [02:49] Lucius     Setting aside this increeedibly     unimportant matter... [02:52] Schwartz     It's not unimportant! [02:54] Lucius     I will give you another overview     of what we're doing here. [02:58] Lucius     Recently, along the roads to the     town, a suit of living armor [03:02] Lucius     is reported to have been robbing people. [03:05] Lucius     We've deployed a suppression team, but... [03:07] Lucius     they were found stripped of all their belongings. [03:11] Schwartz     Stripped of their belongings? [03:13] Lucius     It was said that every single one     of them was completely naked. [03:17] Schwartz     I suddenly have a very     bad feeling about this. [03:19] Lucius     Still, there have been no fatalities. [03:22] Lucius     I believe there is little danger, but... SIGN    Episode 5 . SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and Armor that Moves . [03:41] Tachibana     Schwa-kun! [03:44] Jinguuji     Is that our target? [03:45] Lucius     I believe so. [03:48] Vizzd     Magic... I sense strong magical power. [03:52] Vizzd     Leave it here. Leave it here. [03:53] Tachibana     It's huge. [03:54] Schwartz     Right! Looks like it's my turn to step up! [03:58] Jinguuji     Wait. [03:59] Jinguuji     Are you planning to use that     sword in a place like this? [04:03] Schwartz     Huh? [04:09] Jinguuji     I think the forest will     be completely laid bare. [04:12] Tachibana     And if anyone's here foraging for     edible plants, they'll be cut in two. [04:18] Schwartz     Father, I understand. [04:21] Schwartz     It's too soon to be lured in by the     sword's surging destructive power. [04:27] Schwartz     You're saying that men confidently use their     own natural abilities in a challenge, right? [04:30] Jinguuji     That's not what I'm saying at all. [04:32] Sahwartz     And until now, I have always fought     with this sword still sheathed. [04:36] Schwartz     Let's go, Gram! [04:46] Lucius     He's fast. [04:47] Lucius     Even compared to the knights of our land,     his movements are in no way inferior. [04:51] Lucius     But... [04:57] Lucius     Stand back! [04:58] Lucius     It's going to get you! [05:11] Schwartz     Uh... Huh? [05:13] Schwartz     Hey, wait... [05:17] Vizzd     That was pretty good. [05:20] Schwartz     My Gram! [05:23] Lucius     Living armor uses magical power to move. [05:26] Lucius     So it was after the magic in the sword. [05:27] Schwartz     Gram! [05:30] Lucius     But it speaks human language... [05:31] Lucius     Living armor is a magical weapon     able to move autonomously. [05:35] Lucius     I've never heard of one with a     mechanism to have a person inside... [05:39] Lucius     What is this thing? [05:45] Lucius     Oh, no! [05:46] Lucius     Audrey-san! Run! [05:48] Tachibana     Huh? [05:48] Lucius     It's after that tiara! [05:50] Tachibana     What?! [05:57] Tachibana     Thank you, Jinguuji! [05:59] Jinguuji     Of course. [06:01] Tachibana     I don't want to lose the ability     to walk around town, but... [06:04] Tachibana     ditching this is the only— [06:08] Jinguuji     Hey, you, interrogator. [06:10] Jinguuji     Will you tell me your annual income? [06:15] Lucius     My annual income? [06:18] Jinguuji     Yes. It's of great importance. [06:21] Lucius     I don't think there's a need to— [06:23] Jinguuji     Please tell me! [06:28] Lucius     My annual salary is one hundred gold coins. [06:32] Lucius     What of it? [06:34] Jinguuji     You understand now, don't you, Audrey? [06:37] Jinguuji     In short, right now, on your head... [06:41] Jinguuji     you're wearing three years' worth     of a government worker's salary! [06:47] Tachibana     Three years' worth of salary? [06:50] narrator     For a working adult, that phrase     has a very harsh ring to it. [06:55] Tachibana     Do your best and defeat that thing! [06:56] Jinguuji     Will do! [06:57] Lucius     What a backhanded way to raise morale... [07:01] Vizzd     Darting around like that... [07:05] Lucius     You're wide open! [07:09] Lucius     How was that? [07:11] Lucius     I used enough strength to     easily pierce through steel. [07:14] Lucius     It may be living armor,     but it won't be unscathed. [07:21] Tachibana     Mister! [07:25] Vizzd     This armor is made of magical steel,     forged using ancient methods. [07:30] Vizzd     Magical power directed at it from the     outside is absorbed or deflected, [07:34] Vizzd     and it automatically repairs itself. [07:36] Lucius     That can't be! You're saying     you're an ancient weapon? [07:39] Vizzd     That's right. Be afraid, human children. [07:44] Vizzd     I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled, [07:46] Vizzd     and I am one of the top officers     of the Demon Lord's army. SIGN    Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled [07:52] Jinguuji     A top officer of the Demon Lord's army? [07:54] Schwartz     Incomparably Skilled?! [07:56] Lucius     Vizzd... [07:59] Tachibana     How can this be... [08:01] Tachibana     It can't be true.     It couldn't be. That's not... [08:07] Vizzd     Your terror will also make me— [08:09] Tachibana     It can't be! [08:11] Tachibana     Mister, you're a miss?! [08:14] Vizzd     Huh? [08:15] Tachibana     I'm sorry for thinking     you were a guy until now. [08:18] Lucius     It's fine. That is the manner     in which I conduct myself. [08:23] Tachibana     Drape this over you for now. [08:26] Lucius     Thank you. [08:28] Lucius     Everyone, withdraw! [08:29] Lucius     I will act as a decoy. [08:31] Tachibana     But... [08:32] Lucius     It's fine. I believe it is     only amassing magical power, [08:36] Lucius     so at most, I'll end up naked. [08:38] Tachibana     That's not fine at all! [08:40] Tachibana     Hey, can't you do something     about this, Jinguuji? [08:43] Tachibana     At this rate, the interrogator     is gonna end up stark naked! [08:46] Schwartz     Marry... Marry... [08:49] Schwartz     Marry... [08:51] Schwartz     Marry me, please, Audrey-san! [08:54] Tachibana     What are you guys doing?! [08:55] Schwartz     I would save the world for you! [08:58] Schwartz     And children! No, it's too soon     to talk about that, but... [09:00] Tachibana     Is everyone under some kind of     curse to say that kind of stuff? [09:02] Schwartz     I want to build a warm,     loving family with you! [09:04] Jinguuji     Never mind! You wear this!      And sit over there! [09:08] Jinguuji     I can't withstand this. I feel     like my mind is about to break... [09:13] Tachibana     Honestly. [09:15] Tachibana     Here. Will this do? [09:18] Tachibana     I'm sitting off to the side,     and I'm not showing any skin, right [09:21] Tachibana     The rest is up to you. Do what you can! [09:25] Jinguuji     She's wearing it, just as     I instructed her, but... [09:28] Jinguuji     with this Tachibana is, how can I put it... [09:32] Jinguuji     I can't seem to calm myself. [09:34] Jinguuji     I feel sort of floaty and fluffy... [09:36] Jinguuji     What is this feeling? SIGN    ♥ Charmed SIGN    ♥ Charmed [09:40] Tachibana     I put on more clothes!     Why are you getting worse?! [09:42] Jinguuji     I don't know! Why is it... [09:47] Schwartz     Watanabe-san... [09:49] Schwartz     I know why. [09:51] Tachibana     Schwa-kun? [09:52] Vizzd     To think you'd ignore me... [09:55] Tachibana     Sorry, Armor-kun! Just wait a sec! [09:57] Schwartz     The profound feeling you're     experiencing right now... [10:01] Schwartz     is known by the name "boyfriend shirt"! [10:05] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Did he say "boyfriend shirt"?! [10:07] narrator     The boyfriend shirt. SIGN    Home SIGN    June, Week 2 SIGN    Akari SIGN    I was surprised it started raining so suddenly... And my clothes are soaked... [10:09] narrator     When a girlfriend goes to stay     at her boyfriend's house... [10:12] narrator     in the case that no other     sleepwear is available, SIGN    Hinata SIGN    You can stay here until the rain stops. I'll put your clothes in the dryer. Wear these in the meantime. [10:15] ---     it may be possible to see     her in this very rare state. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Thank you, senpai. I suppose I'll take you up on your offer... [10:18] narrator     Since the clothes are oversized, it looks     like she isn't wearing any bottoms. [10:22] narrator     It's mind-blowing. [10:23] narrator     And the thought that she's enveloped in your     own scent is also the awesomest of awesome. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Senpai, your clothes are so big...     For some reason, they're making my heart race... [10:29] narrator     It is said to be one of the top three     romantic imaginings of the virgin male. SIGN    ♥ Charmed [10:34] Tachibana     Jinguuji, your tastes run     unexpectedly pure, don't they? [10:38] Schwartz     That's the kind of thing     high schoolers squeal over. [10:41] Jinguuji     Don't go making up lies about     other people's preferences! [10:43] Schwartz     But it looks like you've      already committed to it. SIGN    ♥ Charmed [10:47] Jinguuji     This thing really is a nuisance! [10:49] Vizzd     You make a mockery of me. [10:51] Vizzd     If you wish me to hunt you down, [10:54] Vizzd     then I shall do exactly that! [10:59] Jinguuji     A boyfriend shirt... [11:01] Jinguuji     is something I... [11:04] Jinguuji     have zero interest in! [11:08] Lucius; Schwartz     Wha...? [11:11] Jinguuji     The fact that anyone thinks I am a man who     would be swayed by such a thing is abominable! [11:16] Jinguuji     Rectify this, Tachibana! [11:17] Tachibana     Um, Jinguuji, behind you! Behind you! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [11:20] Jinguuji     Don't change the subject! [11:22] Jinguuji     It's being said that I am a man of childish     tastes! It's putting me in a bad mood! [11:26] Tachibana     Seriously though, are you okay? [11:30] Jinguuji     And besides, compared to your interest      in bunny girls and maids, [11:34] Jinguuji     I think my tastes are a little more normal! [11:37] Tachibana     Really... [11:39] Tachibana     So you'd mock another's preferences... [11:42] Vizzd     Stop darting around! [11:45] Tachibana     If you're gonna talk like that, Jinguuji,     then try imagining based on my appearance. [11:50] Jinguuji     Imagining what? [11:51] Tachibana     That's obvious, isn't it? A bunny girl. [11:55] Jinguuji     A bunny girl? SIGN    ♥ Charmed [12:03] Vizzd     You're mine! [12:05] Jinguuji     That won't work on me!     So what about bunny girls?! [12:07] Jinguuji     You think something so simple     will make my heart dance?! [12:10] Tachibana     Simple?! [12:12] Tachibana     Then how about a maid uniform? [12:14] Jinguuji     A maid uniform... [12:16] Tachibana     I bet you'd like the type with     long skirts. One of those! [12:19] Vizzd     If a direct hit and a blow from     my axe are ineffective, then... [12:24] Vizzd     Absorb magical power and     focus it into my boosters! [12:28] Vizzd     Reinforce joints and     increase physical strength! [12:33] Vizzd     Full Spec Mode. [12:41] Vizzd     I will blow away everything in the vicinity! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [12:44] Jinguuji     A long-skirted maid uniform... [12:46] Tachibana     Welcome home, master! [12:46] Jinguuji     A long-skirted maid uniform... SIGN    Welcome home SIGN    Master ♥ [12:50] Jinguuji     That... [12:51] Jinguuji     doesn't affect me! [13:04] Vizzd     Oh, this is bad! [13:13] Jinguuji     Wha... Wha... [13:16] Jinguuji     What's so good about     "Welcome home, master"?! [13:19] Jinguuji     How dare anyone so easily call someone     they've only just met "master"?! [13:23] Tachibana     Shut up! You're always looking     down on me like that! [13:25] Tachibana     That's a really bad habit! [13:27] Jinguuji     Bad habit or not, it's the truth! [13:29] Tachibana     What? No, it's not! [13:30] Jinguuji     It's your fault for doing     things I look down on! [13:32] Tachibana     Just shut up! [13:33] Jinguuji     What did you say?! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [13:41] Jinguuji     A girl? SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout [13:44] Jinguuji     Moe Moe Qun! [13:51] Hagler     I thought the Demon Lord was     just a children's story. [13:55] Vizzd     Let me go! [13:55] Hagler     When you suddenly say you've brought in     one of the Demon Lord's top officers... [13:57] Vizzd     Hey! Release me! [13:59] Lucius     I also find these unexpected events     difficult to believe, but... [14:03] Vizzd     Don't get full of yourselves,     you pathetic humans! [14:05] Vizzd     You're gonna get beat to a pulp by     my comrades when they rescue me, [14:09] Vizzd     and that will be the end of you! [14:11] Tachibana     You talk all high and mighty, but     you're counting on getting rescued. [14:15] Lucius     Do you have comrades?     Give me specific numbers on how many— [14:20] Tachibana     Whoa... [14:24] Lucius     You seem quite lively,     Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled. [14:30] Vizzd     That tingled a bit. Tingly... [14:33] Lucius     The grudge I bear for you     ripping my clothes... [14:35] ---     I haven't forgotten it, understand? [14:37] Tachibana     This person's pretty scary. [14:39] Jinguuji     Well, she is an interrogator. [14:41] Vizzd     Blast it... If I weren't in this form,     the likes of you would be nothing. [14:48] Tachibana     She's crying. [14:49] Lucius     It's a pathetic sight. [14:51] Jinguuji     Hey, you! Where is this     Demon Lord or whatever? [14:54] Jinguuji     If you're a top officer, you     must at least know a location. [14:57] Vizzd     Where? The Demon Lord is... [15:01] Vizzd     I see. So you lot haven't realized yet, huh? [15:05] Vizzd     Well... How convenient for me. [15:08] Vizzd     I'll have to gather more magic     before the hero appears. [15:13] Schwartz     If you believe that a hero has     not yet appeared in this world, [15:17] Schwartz     then you are mistaken, Vizzd. [15:19] Vizzd     What? [15:21] Schwartz     Because I... [15:24] Schwartz     Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm     am the hero who has been summoned here! [15:30] Vizzd     What? There's no way a man as     boring as you could be the hero. [15:34] Schwartz     Why won't anyone believe me?! [15:37] Lucius     To knowingly give the opposition information,     even if it's a lie, is the lowest of the low. [15:42] Schwartz     Even allies treat me this way! [15:44] Lucius     There's too much of a racket!     Everyone please get out! [15:45] Schwartz     Why? [15:47] Lucius     You're interfering with my work! [15:50] Vizzd     Huh? Wait, don't... [15:55] Tachibana     What's going on in there? [16:05] Vizzd     Blast it. Putting me through     all that torment... [16:09] Vizzd     The core of my body is     still buzzing and tingling. [16:14] Vizzd     Not one blow... [16:17] Vizzd     I couldn't land even one blow. [16:19] Vizzd     I have to hurry up and gather     magical power, but... [16:23] Vizzd     I'm stuck here in this mess. [16:26] Kalm     Honestly. Exactly what I was going to say! [16:29] Kalm     This is pathetic, Vizzd-chan the Weakest. [16:34] Vizzd     Kalm. [16:39] Kalm     I doubt that the Demon Lord      will sigh and overlook this blunder. [16:43] Vizzd     What? No! I'm sure I'll be     praised for trying so hard! [16:48] Vizzd     And I've gotten my hands on some information. [16:51] Vizzd     The hero has already come to our world. [16:54] Kalm     Oh, I heard that from the shadows,     but I'm sure he's a fake. [16:59] Kalm     He seems like a background character. [17:00] Vizzd     You little... If you were there,     you should have rescued me sooner! [17:06] Vizzd     That blasted Four-Eyes... [17:07] Vizzd     Once my magic has recovered,     I will exact revenge for my armor... [17:14] Kalm     Really? So the one with     the glasses who did this... [17:20] Vizzd     This time, I sort of self-destructed! [17:23] Vizzd     The next time we do battle,      I'm a thousand percent going to win! [17:27] Kalm     Yes, yes. Don't have a tantrum      right by my ear. [17:29] Vizzd     I'm not having a tantrum! [17:35] Schwartz     Good morning, Audrey-san! [17:38] Schwartz     Could it be that you're still     wearing your nightclothes? [17:40] Schwartz     Well, I can't conceal the fact that it     was one of my goals to see that, but... [17:44] Schwartz     as you are still here in your room,     I wondered if we might breakfast together! [17:51] Schwartz     And since... I had that thought... I... [17:54] Jinguuji     Good morning. [17:56] Schwartz     Oh. Father. Good morning. [18:04] Schwartz     A door... in a place like this? [18:09] Tachibana     Yes? [18:10] Schwartz     It's Schwartz. [18:13] Tachibana     I've got my hands full     right now, but come in! [18:19] Schwartz     A house?! [18:21] Jinguuji     This is the ability I received     from that crappy goddess. [18:24] Schwartz     This?! [18:26] Schwartz     So that means... this is     your house, Watanabe-san? [18:29] Schwartz     I thought it would be more... [18:31] Schwartz     that you would live sort     of steeped in darkness. [18:34] Schwartz     To be honest, it's really boring. [18:36] Tachibana     Well, sorry it's so disappointing. [18:39] Schwartz     This is your house, Audrey-san? [18:41] Tachibana     Yup. This is my place. [18:43] Schwartz     There are a lot of things that make     it look like a man lives here. [18:48] Tachibana     Schwa-kun. [18:49] Tachibana     I must tell you an incredibly painful truth. [18:54] Schwartz     What? [18:59] Jinguuji     Good morning. [19:01] Hagler     Oh, did you sleep well last night? [19:04] Jinguuji     Yes. Thank you for everything. [19:07] Schwartz     First love... It was my     first love, and yet... [19:12] Schwartz     Tachibana Hinata. [19:14] Schwartz     Thirty-two years old. Office worker. Male. [19:18] Tachibana     To think I've stolen a     young man's first love... [19:21] Tachibana     I'm such a wicked woman. [19:25] Tachibana     How old are you anyway, Schwa-kun? [19:27] Tachibana     Is it written in your stats? [19:29] Schwartz     I'm a senior in high school.     What do you mean by "stats"? [19:34] Jinguuji     So she got away. [19:35] Lucius     I am ashamed. [19:37] ---     Though, with this method of escape,     we can only throw up our hands. [19:41] Jinguuji     And we've learned no more     about the Demon Lord. [19:43] Lucius     If she were capable of something like this,     she would have done it during questioning. [19:47] Lucius     I suppose we should assume     that an ally came to help her. [19:50] Jinguuji     If we came to a large town, I thought     that we'd be able to gather information, [19:54] Jinguuji     but the only thing we seem to have     learned is that no one knows anything. [19:59] Jinguuji     And it seems that the Demon Lord     is known only in folktales. [20:03] Jinguuji     Would it be best to travel to an     even larger town to investigate? [20:07] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana! [20:08] Schwartz     I had no idea there was     such a useful function! SIGN    Tachibana Hero Gender: Female Level: 2 SIGN    Strength Power: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83 [20:11] Tachibana     The strength levels of the opponents you     fight are listed. It's really handy! [20:14] Schwartz     Tachibana-san, you're     basically cannon fodder... [20:17] Tachibana     That's right! My only merit is how cute I am! [20:21] Tachibana     Protect me, okay? [20:22] Schwartz     That's... kind of rough... [20:22] Jinguuji     Just as good at making     friends as ever, I see. [20:23] Tachibana     Take this! Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! [20:26] Jinguuji     This guy never puts up     any psychological walls. [20:29] Jinguuji     I could never live that way. [20:33] Jinguuji     Always surrounded by people... [20:36] Jinguuji     and so... [20:47] (Flashback) friend 1     Jinguuji. You're too fast.     We can't catch you! [20:51] (Flashback) friend 2     Let's just leave him! [20:55] Jinguuji     I've remembered all the way     back to something unpleasant. [20:58] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji! [20:59] Tachibana     Schwa-kun says we can look at his stats. SIGN    Hero Gender: Male Level: 22 [21:04] Jinguuji     Why are you hiding your name? [21:06] Schwartz     Well... It's physically unbearable for me. [21:09] Tachibana     What do you mean "physically unbearable"? [21:11] Schwartz     My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein     Lohengramm. Understand? [21:17] Tachibana     I mean, I don't care that much,      so whatever's fine... SIGN    Hero Gender: Male Level: 22 [21:22] Tachibana     But, Schwa-kun, your level     is super normal, too. [21:25] Schwartz     It's that Jinguuji-san's level is way too high... [21:28] Tachibana     Don't feel down! What's     important are your skills! [21:31] Tachibana     Just look at this abundant skills list! SIGN    Hero Gender: Male Level: 22 SIGN    Strength Power: 20 Speed: 32 Intelligence: 28 Luck: 5 [21:35] Tachibana     Seriously, you have a ton of them. SIGN    Skills          Passive     Blessing of the Goddess of Night MAX     When the Demon of Desire Reigns Lvl 3     Liar's Mask EX     Will of Steel Lvl 1     Survival Lvl 1 SIGN    Active     Resonance with the Dark Night     Blood Pain     Journey to the Distant Sky     Ping-Pong Lvl 1 [21:36] Tachibana     And you must've been on     the ping-pong team, right? [21:38] Schwartz     Huh? That kind of info's on there, too? [21:41] Tachibana     Can you have a skill you don't know about? [21:43] Schwartz     I don't know about most of these. [21:46] Schwartz     All I know is that whoever made up      these names had good taste. [21:49] Jinguuji     We should test them somewhere      without people around later. [21:51] Tachibana     Yeah, we should. [21:53] Tachibana     What do you think, Schwa-kun... [22:00] Tachibana     What skill did you use?! SIGN    with [23:35] Lucius     Now, you will tell me everything, with no     exceptions, Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled. [23:39] Vizzd     Do not think that you can     make me yield through pain. [23:42] Vizzd     Huh? What? What is that fluffy thing? SIGN    Episode 6          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit [23:45] Vizzd     Wait! Wait! [23:46] Lucius     I like your voice when you cry out like that. [23:48] Vizzd     It's no good!