# E5 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Jinguuji**
But why are we here, too?
**[01:35] Jinguuji**
We came in voluntarily for questioning.
We didn't break any laws.
**[01:39] Lucius**
The blonde one over there... Audrey, was it?
**[01:44] Lucius**
She launched some kind of psychological
attack on me, didn't she?
**[01:48] Tachibana**
What?
**[01:49] Tachibana**
Th-Th-That's just, um...
**[01:51] Jinguuji**
With her, it's more of a curse that
makes everyone around her do this.
**[01:55] Lucius**
A type of charm then, is it? No wonder.
**[01:58] Lucius**
Psychological attacks don't work on me.
**[02:01] ---**
I've trained to prevent it.
**[02:03] Lucius**
Nevertheless, I feel my awareness
of you is greatly enhanced.
**[02:11] Lucius**
Would you like a candy?
**[02:13] Tachibana**
You're giving me some? Yay!
**[02:15] Jinguuji**
Are you sure it doesn't work?
**[02:17] Lucius**
Though unintentional, I cannot turn a
blind eye to a psychological attack on me.
**[02:22] Lucius**
If you help with this, you will be
declared innocent, the same as that.
***SIGN*** That
**[02:26] Lucius**
Please think of it as some simple assistance.
**[02:29] Lucius**
You're strong, aren't you?
You did defeat this after all.
***SIGN*** This
**[02:33] Schwartz**
You've been calling me "this" and "that."
Couldn't you call me by name?
**[02:37] Tachibana**
Your name is way too long.
**[02:40] Tachibana**
Let's give you a nickname!
**[02:42] Tachibana**
How about Schwa-kun?
**[02:44] Schwartz**
* We've only just met, but we're already*
* close enough to go by nicknames?*
**[02:47] Schwartz**
*Could it be that she feels...*
**[02:49] Lucius**
Setting aside this increeedibly
unimportant matter...
**[02:52] Schwartz**
It's not unimportant!
**[02:54] Lucius**
I will give you another overview
of what we're doing here.
**[02:58] Lucius**
Recently, along the roads to the
town, a suit of living armor
**[03:02] Lucius**
is reported to have been robbing people.
**[03:05] Lucius**
We've deployed a suppression team, but...
**[03:07] Lucius**
they were found stripped of all their belongings.
**[03:11] Schwartz**
Stripped of their belongings?
**[03:13] Lucius**
It was said that every single one
of them was completely naked.
**[03:17] Schwartz**
I suddenly have a very
bad feeling about this.
**[03:19] Lucius**
Still, there have been no fatalities.
**[03:22] Lucius**
I believe there is little danger, but...
***SIGN*** Episode 5 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and Armor that Moves .
**[03:41] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun!
**[03:44] Jinguuji**
Is that our target?
**[03:45] Lucius**
I believe so.
**[03:48] Vizzd**
Magic... I sense strong magical power.
**[03:52] Vizzd**
Leave it here. Leave it here.
**[03:53] Tachibana**
It's huge.
**[03:54] Schwartz**
Right! Looks like it's my turn to step up!
**[03:58] Jinguuji**
Wait.
**[03:59] Jinguuji**
Are you planning to use that
sword in a place like this?
**[04:03] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[04:09] Jinguuji**
I think the forest will
be completely laid bare.
**[04:12] Tachibana**
And if anyone's here foraging for
edible plants, they'll be cut in two.
**[04:18] Schwartz**
Father, I understand.
**[04:21] Schwartz**
It's too soon to be lured in by the
sword's surging destructive power.
**[04:27] Schwartz**
You're saying that men confidently use their
own natural abilities in a challenge, right?
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
That's not what I'm saying at all.
**[04:32] Sahwartz**
And until now, I have always fought
with this sword still sheathed.
**[04:36] Schwartz**
Let's go, Gram!
**[04:46] Lucius**
*He's fast.*
**[04:47] Lucius**
* Even compared to the knights of our land,*
* his movements are in no way inferior.*
**[04:51] Lucius**
*But...*
**[04:57] Lucius**
Stand back!
**[04:58] Lucius**
It's going to get you!
**[05:11] Schwartz**
Uh... Huh?
**[05:13] Schwartz**
Hey, wait...
**[05:17] Vizzd**
That was pretty good.
**[05:20] Schwartz**
My Gram!
**[05:23] Lucius**
Living armor uses magical power to move.
**[05:26] Lucius**
So it was after the magic in the sword.
**[05:27] Schwartz**
Gram!
**[05:30] Lucius**
*But it speaks human language...*
**[05:31] Lucius**
* Living armor is a magical weapon*
* able to move autonomously.*
**[05:35] Lucius**
* I've never heard of one with a*
* mechanism to have a person inside...*
**[05:39] Lucius**
*What is this thing?*
**[05:45] Lucius**
Oh, no!
**[05:46] Lucius**
Audrey-san! Run!
**[05:48] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:48] Lucius**
It's after that tiara!
**[05:50] Tachibana**
What?!
**[05:57] Tachibana**
Thank you, Jinguuji!
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
Of course.
**[06:01] Tachibana**
I don't want to lose the ability
to walk around town, but...
**[06:04] Tachibana**
ditching this is the only—
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Hey, you, interrogator.
**[06:10] Jinguuji**
Will you tell me your annual income?
**[06:15] Lucius**
My annual income?
**[06:18] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's of great importance.
**[06:21] Lucius**
I don't think there's a need to—
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
Please tell me!
**[06:28] Lucius**
My annual salary is one hundred gold coins.
**[06:32] Lucius**
What of it?
**[06:34] Jinguuji**
You understand now, don't you, Audrey?
**[06:37] Jinguuji**
In short, right now, on your head...
**[06:41] Jinguuji**
you're wearing three years' worth
of a government worker's salary!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
Three years' worth of salary?
**[06:50] narrator**
For a working adult, that phrase
has a very harsh ring to it.
**[06:55] Tachibana**
Do your best and defeat that thing!
**[06:56] Jinguuji**
Will do!
**[06:57] Lucius**
What a backhanded way to raise morale...
**[07:01] Vizzd**
Darting around like that...
**[07:05] Lucius**
You're wide open!
**[07:09] Lucius**
*How was that?*
**[07:11] Lucius**
* I used enough strength to*
* easily pierce through steel.*
**[07:14] Lucius**
* It may be living armor,*
* but it won't be unscathed.*
**[07:21] Tachibana**
Mister!
**[07:25] Vizzd**
This armor is made of magical steel,
forged using ancient methods.
**[07:30] Vizzd**
Magical power directed at it from the
outside is absorbed or deflected,
**[07:34] Vizzd**
and it automatically repairs itself.
**[07:36] Lucius**
That can't be! You're saying
you're an ancient weapon?
**[07:39] Vizzd**
That's right. Be afraid, human children.
**[07:44] Vizzd**
I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled,
**[07:46] Vizzd**
and I am one of the top officers
of the Demon Lord's army.
***SIGN*** Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled
**[07:52] Jinguuji**
A top officer of the Demon Lord's army?
**[07:54] Schwartz**
Incomparably Skilled?!
**[07:56] Lucius**
Vizzd...
**[07:59] Tachibana**
How can this be...
**[08:01] Tachibana**
It can't be true.
It couldn't be. That's not...
**[08:07] Vizzd**
Your terror will also make me—
**[08:09] Tachibana**
It can't be!
**[08:11] Tachibana**
Mister, you're a miss?!
**[08:14] Vizzd**
Huh?
**[08:15] Tachibana**
I'm sorry for thinking
you were a guy until now.
**[08:18] Lucius**
It's fine. That is the manner
in which I conduct myself.
**[08:23] Tachibana**
Drape this over you for now.
**[08:26] Lucius**
Thank you.
**[08:28] Lucius**
Everyone, withdraw!
**[08:29] Lucius**
I will act as a decoy.
**[08:31] Tachibana**
But...
**[08:32] Lucius**
It's fine. I believe it is
only amassing magical power,
**[08:36] Lucius**
so at most, I'll end up naked.
**[08:38] Tachibana**
That's not fine at all!
**[08:40] Tachibana**
Hey, can't you do something
about this, Jinguuji?
**[08:43] Tachibana**
At this rate, the interrogator
is gonna end up stark naked!
**[08:46] Schwartz**
Marry... Marry...
**[08:49] Schwartz**
Marry...
**[08:51] Schwartz**
Marry me, please, Audrey-san!
**[08:54] Tachibana**
What are you guys doing?!
**[08:55] Schwartz**
I would save the world for you!
**[08:58] Schwartz**
And children! No, it's too soon
to talk about that, but...
**[09:00] Tachibana**
Is everyone under some kind of
curse to say that kind of stuff?
**[09:02] Schwartz**
I want to build a warm,
loving family with you!
**[09:04] Jinguuji**
Never mind! You wear this!
And sit over there!
**[09:08] Jinguuji**
* I can't withstand this. I feel*
* like my mind is about to break...*
**[09:13] Tachibana**
Honestly.
**[09:15] Tachibana**
Here. Will this do?
**[09:18] Tachibana**
I'm sitting off to the side,
and I'm not showing any skin, right
**[09:21] Tachibana**
The rest is up to you. Do what you can!
**[09:25] Jinguuji**
* She's wearing it, just as*
* I instructed her, but...*
**[09:28] Jinguuji**
*with this Tachibana is, how can I put it...*
**[09:32] Jinguuji**
*I can't seem to calm myself.*
**[09:34] Jinguuji**
*I feel sort of floaty and fluffy...*
**[09:36] Jinguuji**
*What is this feeling?*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[09:40] Tachibana**
I put on more clothes!
Why are you getting worse?!
**[09:42] Jinguuji**
I don't know! Why is it...
**[09:47] Schwartz**
Watanabe-san...
**[09:49] Schwartz**
I know why.
**[09:51] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun?
**[09:52] Vizzd**
To think you'd ignore me...
**[09:55] Tachibana**
Sorry, Armor-kun! Just wait a sec!
**[09:57] Schwartz**
The profound feeling you're
experiencing right now...
**[10:01] Schwartz**
is known by the name "boyfriend shirt"!
**[10:05] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Did he say "boyfriend shirt"?!*
**[10:07] narrator**
The boyfriend shirt.
***SIGN*** Home
***SIGN*** June, Week 2
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** I was surprised it started raining so suddenly... And my clothes are soaked...
**[10:09] narrator**
When a girlfriend goes to stay
at her boyfriend's house...
**[10:12] narrator**
in the case that no other
sleepwear is available,
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** You can stay here until the rain stops. I'll put your clothes in the dryer. Wear these in the meantime.
**[10:15] ---**
it may be possible to see
her in this very rare state.
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** Thank you, senpai. I suppose I'll take you up on your offer...
**[10:18] narrator**
Since the clothes are oversized, it looks
like she isn't wearing any bottoms.
**[10:22] narrator**
It's mind-blowing.
**[10:23] narrator**
And the thought that she's enveloped in your
own scent is also the awesomest of awesome.
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** Senpai, your clothes are so big...
For some reason, they're making my heart race...
**[10:29] narrator**
It is said to be one of the top three
romantic imaginings of the virgin male.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[10:34] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your tastes run
unexpectedly pure, don't they?
**[10:38] Schwartz**
That's the kind of thing
high schoolers squeal over.
**[10:41] Jinguuji**
Don't go making up lies about
other people's preferences!
**[10:43] Schwartz**
But it looks like you've
already committed to it.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[10:47] Jinguuji**
This thing really is a nuisance!
**[10:49] Vizzd**
You make a mockery of me.
**[10:51] Vizzd**
If you wish me to hunt you down,
**[10:54] Vizzd**
then I shall do exactly that!
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
A boyfriend shirt...
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
is something I...
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
have zero interest in!
**[11:08] Lucius; Schwartz**
Wha...?
**[11:11] Jinguuji**
The fact that anyone thinks I am a man who
would be swayed by such a thing is abominable!
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Rectify this, Tachibana!
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Um, Jinguuji, behind you! Behind you!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[11:20] Jinguuji**
Don't change the subject!
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
It's being said that I am a man of childish
tastes! It's putting me in a bad mood!
**[11:26] Tachibana**
Seriously though, are you okay?
**[11:30] Jinguuji**
And besides, compared to your interest
in bunny girls and maids,
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
I think my tastes are a little more normal!
**[11:37] Tachibana**
Really...
**[11:39] Tachibana**
So you'd mock another's preferences...
**[11:42] Vizzd**
Stop darting around!
**[11:45] Tachibana**
If you're gonna talk like that, Jinguuji,
then try imagining based on my appearance.
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
Imagining what?
**[11:51] Tachibana**
That's obvious, isn't it? A bunny girl.
**[11:55] Jinguuji**
A bunny girl?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[12:03] Vizzd**
You're mine!
**[12:05] Jinguuji**
That won't work on me!
So what about bunny girls?!
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
You think something so simple
will make my heart dance?!
**[12:10] Tachibana**
Simple?!
**[12:12] Tachibana**
Then how about a maid uniform?
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
A maid uniform...
**[12:16] Tachibana**
I bet you'd like the type with
long skirts. One of those!
**[12:19] Vizzd**
If a direct hit and a blow from
my axe are ineffective, then...
**[12:24] Vizzd**
Absorb magical power and
focus it into my boosters!
**[12:28] Vizzd**
Reinforce joints and
increase physical strength!
**[12:33] Vizzd**
Full Spec Mode.
**[12:41] Vizzd**
I will blow away everything in the vicinity!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[12:44] Jinguuji**
A long-skirted maid uniform...
**[12:46] Tachibana**
Welcome home, master!
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
A long-skirted maid uniform...
***SIGN*** Welcome home
***SIGN*** Master ♥
**[12:50] Jinguuji**
That...
**[12:51] Jinguuji**
doesn't affect me!
**[13:04] Vizzd**
Oh, this is bad!
**[13:13] Jinguuji**
Wha... Wha...
**[13:16] Jinguuji**
What's so good about
"Welcome home, master"?!
**[13:19] Jinguuji**
How dare anyone so easily call someone
they've only just met "master"?!
**[13:23] Tachibana**
Shut up! You're always looking
down on me like that!
**[13:25] Tachibana**
That's a really bad habit!
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
Bad habit or not, it's the truth!
**[13:29] Tachibana**
What? No, it's not!
**[13:30] Jinguuji**
It's your fault for doing
things I look down on!
**[13:32] Tachibana**
Just shut up!
**[13:33] Jinguuji**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[13:41] Jinguuji**
A girl?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
Moe Moe Qun!
**[13:51] Hagler**
I thought the Demon Lord was
just a children's story.
**[13:55] Vizzd**
Let me go!
**[13:55] Hagler**
When you suddenly say you've brought in
one of the Demon Lord's top officers...
**[13:57] Vizzd**
Hey! Release me!
**[13:59] Lucius**
I also find these unexpected events
difficult to believe, but...
**[14:03] Vizzd**
Don't get full of yourselves,
you pathetic humans!
**[14:05] Vizzd**
You're gonna get beat to a pulp by
my comrades when they rescue me,
**[14:09] Vizzd**
and that will be the end of you!
**[14:11] Tachibana**
You talk all high and mighty, but
you're counting on getting rescued.
**[14:15] Lucius**
Do you have comrades?
Give me specific numbers on how many—
**[14:20] Tachibana**
Whoa...
**[14:24] Lucius**
You seem quite lively,
Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled.
**[14:30] Vizzd**
That tingled a bit. Tingly...
**[14:33] Lucius**
The grudge I bear for you
ripping my clothes...
**[14:35] ---**
I haven't forgotten it, understand?
**[14:37] Tachibana**
This person's pretty scary.
**[14:39] Jinguuji**
Well, she is an interrogator.
**[14:41] Vizzd**
Blast it... If I weren't in this form,
the likes of you would be nothing.
**[14:48] Tachibana**
She's crying.
**[14:49] Lucius**
It's a pathetic sight.
**[14:51] Jinguuji**
Hey, you! Where is this
Demon Lord or whatever?
**[14:54] Jinguuji**
If you're a top officer, you
must at least know a location.
**[14:57] Vizzd**
Where? The Demon Lord is...
**[15:01] Vizzd**
I see. So you lot haven't realized yet, huh?
**[15:05] Vizzd**
Well... How convenient for me.
**[15:08] Vizzd**
I'll have to gather more magic
before the hero appears.
**[15:13] Schwartz**
If you believe that a hero has
not yet appeared in this world,
**[15:17] Schwartz**
then you are mistaken, Vizzd.
**[15:19] Vizzd**
What?
**[15:21] Schwartz**
Because I...
**[15:24] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm
am the hero who has been summoned here!
**[15:30] Vizzd**
What? There's no way a man as
boring as you could be the hero.
**[15:34] Schwartz**
Why won't anyone believe me?!
**[15:37] Lucius**
To knowingly give the opposition information,
even if it's a lie, is the lowest of the low.
**[15:42] Schwartz**
Even allies treat me this way!
**[15:44] Lucius**
There's too much of a racket!
Everyone please get out!
**[15:45] Schwartz**
Why?
**[15:47] Lucius**
You're interfering with my work!
**[15:50] Vizzd**
Huh? Wait, don't...
**[15:55] Tachibana**
What's going on in there?
**[16:05] Vizzd**
Blast it. Putting me through
all that torment...
**[16:09] Vizzd**
The core of my body is
still buzzing and tingling.
**[16:14] Vizzd**
Not one blow...
**[16:17] Vizzd**
I couldn't land even one blow.
**[16:19] Vizzd**
I have to hurry up and gather
magical power, but...
**[16:23] Vizzd**
I'm stuck here in this mess.
**[16:26] Kalm**
Honestly. Exactly what I was going to say!
**[16:29] Kalm**
This is pathetic, Vizzd-chan the Weakest.
**[16:34] Vizzd**
Kalm.
**[16:39] Kalm**
I doubt that the Demon Lord
will sigh and overlook this blunder.
**[16:43] Vizzd**
What? No! I'm sure I'll be
praised for trying so hard!
**[16:48] Vizzd**
And I've gotten my hands on some information.
**[16:51] Vizzd**
The hero has already come to our world.
**[16:54] Kalm**
Oh, I heard that from the shadows,
but I'm sure he's a fake.
**[16:59] Kalm**
He seems like a background character.
**[17:00] Vizzd**
You little... If you were there,
you should have rescued me sooner!
**[17:06] Vizzd**
That blasted Four-Eyes...
**[17:07] Vizzd**
Once my magic has recovered,
I will exact revenge for my armor...
**[17:14] Kalm**
Really? So the one with
the glasses who did this...
**[17:20] Vizzd**
This time, I sort of self-destructed!
**[17:23] Vizzd**
The next time we do battle,
I'm a thousand percent going to win!
**[17:27] Kalm**
Yes, yes. Don't have a tantrum
right by my ear.
**[17:29] Vizzd**
I'm not having a tantrum!
**[17:35] Schwartz**
Good morning, Audrey-san!
**[17:38] Schwartz**
Could it be that you're still
wearing your nightclothes?
**[17:40] Schwartz**
Well, I can't conceal the fact that it
was one of my goals to see that, but...
**[17:44] Schwartz**
as you are still here in your room,
I wondered if we might breakfast together!
**[17:51] Schwartz**
And since... I had that thought... I...
**[17:54] Jinguuji**
Good morning.
**[17:56] Schwartz**
Oh. Father. Good morning.
**[18:04] Schwartz**
A door... in a place like this?
**[18:09] Tachibana**
Yes?
**[18:10] Schwartz**
It's Schwartz.
**[18:13] Tachibana**
I've got my hands full
right now, but come in!
**[18:19] Schwartz**
A house?!
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
This is the ability I received
from that crappy goddess.
**[18:24] Schwartz**
This?!
**[18:26] Schwartz**
So that means... this is
your house, Watanabe-san?
**[18:29] Schwartz**
I thought it would be more...
**[18:31] Schwartz**
that you would live sort
of steeped in darkness.
**[18:34] Schwartz**
To be honest, it's really boring.
**[18:36] Tachibana**
Well, sorry it's so disappointing.
**[18:39] Schwartz**
This is your house, Audrey-san?
**[18:41] Tachibana**
Yup. This is my place.
**[18:43] Schwartz**
There are a lot of things that make
it look like a man lives here.
**[18:48] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun.
**[18:49] Tachibana**
I must tell you an incredibly painful truth.
**[18:54] Schwartz**
What?
**[18:59] Jinguuji**
Good morning.
**[19:01] Hagler**
Oh, did you sleep well last night?
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Yes. Thank you for everything.
**[19:07] Schwartz**
First love... It was my
first love, and yet...
**[19:12] Schwartz**
Tachibana Hinata.
**[19:14] Schwartz**
Thirty-two years old. Office worker. Male.
**[19:18] Tachibana**
* To think I've stolen a*
* young man's first love...*
**[19:21] Tachibana**
*I'm such a wicked woman.*
**[19:25] Tachibana**
How old are you anyway, Schwa-kun?
**[19:27] Tachibana**
Is it written in your stats?
**[19:29] Schwartz**
I'm a senior in high school.
What do you mean by "stats"?
**[19:34] Jinguuji**
So she got away.
**[19:35] Lucius**
I am ashamed.
**[19:37] ---**
Though, with this method of escape,
we can only throw up our hands.
**[19:41] Jinguuji**
And we've learned no more
about the Demon Lord.
**[19:43] Lucius**
If she were capable of something like this,
she would have done it during questioning.
**[19:47] Lucius**
I suppose we should assume
that an ally came to help her.
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
* If we came to a large town, I thought*
* that we'd be able to gather information,*
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
* but the only thing we seem to have*
* learned is that no one knows anything.*
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
* And it seems that the Demon Lord*
* is known only in folktales.*
**[20:03] Jinguuji**
* Would it be best to travel to an*
* even larger town to investigate?*
**[20:07] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:08] Schwartz**
I had no idea there was
such a useful function!
***SIGN*** Tachibana Hero Gender: Female Level: 2
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83
**[20:11] Tachibana**
The strength levels of the opponents you
fight are listed. It's really handy!
**[20:14] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san, you're
basically cannon fodder...
**[20:17] Tachibana**
That's right! My only merit is how cute I am!
**[20:21] Tachibana**
Protect me, okay?
**[20:22] Schwartz**
That's... kind of rough...
**[20:22] Jinguuji**
* Just as good at making*
* friends as ever, I see.*
**[20:23] Tachibana**
Take this! Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
* This guy never puts up*
* any psychological walls.*
**[20:29] Jinguuji**
*I could never live that way.*
**[20:33] Jinguuji**
*Always surrounded by people...*
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
*and so...*
**[20:47] (Flashback) friend 1**
Jinguuji. You're too fast.
We can't catch you!
**[20:51] (Flashback) friend 2**
Let's just leave him!
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
* I've remembered all the way*
* back to something unpleasant.*
**[20:58] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji!
**[20:59] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun says we can look at his stats.
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
Why are you hiding your name?
**[21:06] Schwartz**
Well... It's physically unbearable for me.
**[21:09] Tachibana**
What do you mean "physically unbearable"?
**[21:11] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein
Lohengramm. Understand?
**[21:17] Tachibana**
I mean, I don't care that much,
so whatever's fine...
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
**[21:22] Tachibana**
But, Schwa-kun, your level
is super normal, too.
**[21:25] Schwartz**
It's that Jinguuji-san's level is way too high...
**[21:28] Tachibana**
Don't feel down! What's
important are your skills!
**[21:31] Tachibana**
Just look at this abundant skills list!
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 20 Speed: 32 Intelligence: 28 Luck: 5
**[21:35] Tachibana**
Seriously, you have a ton of them.
***SIGN*** Skills
Passive
Blessing of the Goddess of Night MAX
When the Demon of Desire Reigns Lvl 3
Liar's Mask EX
Will of Steel Lvl 1
Survival Lvl 1
***SIGN*** Active
Resonance with the Dark Night
Blood Pain
Journey to the Distant Sky
Ping-Pong Lvl 1
**[21:36] Tachibana**
And you must've been on
the ping-pong team, right?
**[21:38] Schwartz**
Huh? That kind of info's on there, too?
**[21:41] Tachibana**
Can you have a skill you don't know about?
**[21:43] Schwartz**
I don't know about most of these.
**[21:46] Schwartz**
All I know is that whoever made up
these names had good taste.
**[21:49] Jinguuji**
We should test them somewhere
without people around later.
**[21:51] Tachibana**
Yeah, we should.
**[21:53] Tachibana**
What do you think, Schwa-kun...
**[22:00] Tachibana**
What skill did you use?!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Lucius**
Now, you will tell me everything, with no
exceptions, Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled.
**[23:39] Vizzd**
Do not think that you can
make me yield through pain.
**[23:42] Vizzd**
Huh? What? What is that fluffy thing?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit
**[23:45] Vizzd**
Wait! Wait!
**[23:46] Lucius**
I like your voice when you cry out like that.
**[23:48] Vizzd**
It's no good!